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Morning Thread (1-12-2016)
Congratulations to 2015 college football national champs Alabama. And to Clemson, too. That was one hell of a game.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:42 AM (t2KH5)
AL knocks off Clemson for the national championship. But for a change it wasn't a blowout.
http://tinyurl.com/zgjbc3m
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:43 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:43 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/z7cu7sv
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:43 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/hfvd2cb
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:44 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:44 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/gthmyb5
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:44 AM (t2KH5)
When the TV program aired the roles were played by black actors. The TV show was very popular but was canceled due to pressure from the NAACP.
Our local public access station plays Amos and Andy on Friday nights. I think it's a very funny show, but I'm constantly amazed that the local racemongers haven't forced it off the air.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2016 06:44 AM (X6fMO)
http://tinyurl.com/hgqby3r
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:44 AM (t2KH5)
Thirty-one-year-old Maalik Alim Jones appeared in federal court in New York City last month on a complaint and indictment unsealed Monday, according to the U.S. Department of Justice.
http://tinyurl.com/jqotgns
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:45 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/je6sr9u
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:45 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:45 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/h34tfan
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:45 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:46 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:46 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:46 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:46 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/htypaa9
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:47 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/zco5nul
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:47 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:47 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/jyxng9y
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:47 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:48 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:48 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2016 06:48 AM (djq78)
But impeachment is off the table.
http://tinyurl.com/hcyf66c
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:48 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:48 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:49 AM (t2KH5)
--
Gives new meaning to the words: "if you fail you get fired"
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 06:49 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2016 06:49 AM (ptqRm)
on Friday nights. I think it's a very funny show, but I'm constantly
amazed that the local racemongers haven't forced it off the air.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2016 06:44 AM (X6fMO)
The probably don't watch that station.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:51 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: ISIS at January 12, 2016 06:51 AM (I9EDo)
Not the opening part about Obama not endorsing a candidate at this point, which is actually the norm to not do at this point in the process.
But, the revelation that when the American people rank gun control as damn near at the bottom of their concerns, Obama is a single issue voter.
And that issue is gun control.
It's what animates and energizes him.
Really quite odd, and out of the ordinary, if you take the time to digest what is revealed in his stated position.
http://tinyurl.com/gqasctc
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2016 06:52 AM (ptqRm)
Philly news yesterday morning had video of cop guarding hospital where last weeks shot-by-Muslim cop is recovering from gunshot wound Inficted by gun stolen-from-cop. Some guy comes through door and tries to steal the gun of the cop guarding the cop.
It's so bizzare you might think I'm making it up but one word... Philadelphia.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 12, 2016 06:53 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:53 AM (t2KH5)
301 to go (374 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 06:54 AM (zLP1L)
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What about mom's inaction? Martin had numerous photos of himself playing with handguns, cash, booze-the usual thug behavior.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 12, 2016 06:56 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2016 06:57 AM (JO9+V)
But, but one of the boys was college bound.....
The usual in Chicago: 1 dead 5 shot...... to date: 20/125
Baltimore: We need to label sugary drinks! That might slow down the shootings..... to date 6 shot unknown shoot.
Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2016 06:57 AM (T3Tpd)
Went to work yesterday. Bad move. Still sick, hocking up a lung and to make matters worse, had spicy food that aggravated my stomach. Thought I was gonna die last night.
I'm kvetching about this and I can't even imagine what someone with cancer goes through (G-d forbid).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 06:58 AM (zLP1L)
Last night, I suddenly lost my Internet connection on my laptop and I can't figure out how to fix it. When I go to settings, it tells me my wireless network connection is disabled and my network cable is unplugged, but I unplugged nothing. And I don't have cable, I connect via AT&T. it tells me to plug an Ethernet cable into the network adapter "local area connection." I have one cable which is already connected. There were no power outages here so I don't know what's going on or how to fix it. Can anybody help?
It's too early for this shit.
Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2016 06:58 AM (P8951)
Posted by: ISIS at January 12, 2016 06:51 AM (I9EDo)
Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm all his life.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 06:59 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 06:58 AM (zLP1L)
Mine actually wasn't too bad even after chemo.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:59 AM (t2KH5)
It's too early for this shit.
Posted by: Donna V. (Brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2016 06:58 AM (P8951)
Try disabling it and reconnecting.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 07:01 AM (t2KH5)
It's too early for this shit.
Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2016 06:58 AM (P8951)
Something similar happened to me a few years ago. Turned out I jostled my laptop (old Macbook) in such a way as to loosen the chip/widget/thingamabob that acts as the antenna. Guy at the Mac store just shoved it in tighter.
YMMV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:01 AM (zLP1L)
Is it a Toshiba that as updated to Windows 10?
My father has been plagued by the same issue.
And when he takes it in under the extended warranty, they all nod their heads sagely, and mutter that there seems to be an incompatibility/stability problem that is occurring much more frequently in the Toshibas.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2016 07:01 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Donna V. (Brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2016 06:58 AM (P8951)
_______________________________
Try wiping it with a cloth....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 12, 2016 07:02 AM (HSmrB)
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.
Today in 1915 premiered the movie A Fool There Was, based on the play of the same name, which, in turn, was based on the Rudyard Kipling poem of the same, which, in its turn, was based on the painting The Vampire.
The film was one of the first from the nascent Fox Film Corporation andthe first to star Theodosia Goodman, an Ohio actress who had been bouncing around the fringes of Broadway for a number of years. Once signed to the lead role of "The Vampire,"* Miss Goodman changed her name to the more exotic "Theda Bara," presenting herself as a French actress who had come to America to practice her craft.
The play and movie are very simple - Bara's character is a spiritual and financial "vampire," draining her lovers of their money and, ultimately, their will to exist. She finally sets her sights on John Schuyler, a wealthy man named as ambassador to England, leads him astray from his career and family and, eventually, destroys him with her sexual wiles (though this is, of course, only hinted at in the film).
Here's the painting that started it all: The Vampire, by Philip Burne-Jones:
https://goo.gl/A3LLDy
Here is a still of Bara. On board a liner to England, she has just caught sight of her prey:
https://goo.gl/pN42nt
Although the movie is available on DVD, it is also available in full on YouTube. If you want to see Bara the seductress in action, just forward to 24:30 and watch her go; check out, especially, her smug little smile when she knows she's landed her fish!
And yes, I know you're sick of seeing this, but a man's got to do what a man's got to do. Click on my nic for a link to my website, where you can read an excerpt from my Theda Bara mystery novel, The Director's Cut as well as a preview of the still-in-progress sequel, The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of.
Hope you all have a wonderful day.
*in neither the play nor the movie does she have a name.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2016 07:02 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 07:02 AM (t2KH5)
Here's the punchline of this true story...
The judge ordered restitution.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 12, 2016 07:03 AM (fbovC)
http://patterico.com/2016/01/11/david-brooks-ted-cruz-is-satanic/
Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2016 07:03 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Mp4, how's that possible? I had heard Mr. Jello Pudding, ie Bill Cosby thought it was racist, so he bought up all the episodes and rights in order to insure it would never be played again.
Posted by: holy mackerel, Andy at January 12, 2016 07:03 AM (I9EDo)
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What about mom's inaction?
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Seriously. What has the woman ever done that anyone should listen to her opinion? She raised a thug, and threw him out of her house when he was still a teenager, because she didn't want to deal with his thuggish crap. He ended up dead (because of acting like a thug), and thug's mommy is now some sort of authority on guns? GMAFB.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2016 07:03 AM (a31sM)
http://tinyurl.com/zco5nul
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:47 AM (t2KH5)
Yeah, and that is sure to seal the deal with working class whites, and blacks (what's left of them). Sadly for her, the coveted CPUSA seal of approval goes to that old commie coot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:04 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Lemmy at January 12, 2016 07:04 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: Beevis at January 12, 2016 07:05 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Hank at January 12, 2016 07:05 AM (3rpaY)
Baltimore: 6 dead unknown shot
Legislation introduced Monday by Councilman Nick Mosby
would require business that sell or advertise sugar-sweetened sodas,
energy drinks, sports drinks, juices, coffees and teas to post signs
warning........might cut down on killings.....
Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2016 07:06 AM (T3Tpd)
Is that the source of the term "Vamp?"
Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2016 07:06 AM (O7MnT)
would require business that sell or advertise sugar-sweetened sodas,
energy drinks, sports drinks, juices, coffees and teas to post signs
warning........might cut down on killings.....
Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2016 07:06 AM (T3Tpd)
Isn't it always a riot how Democrats blame everything but themselves for these dysfunctional city problems.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 07:07 AM (t2KH5)
http://patterico.com/2016/01/11/david-brooks-ted-cruz-is-satanic/
Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2016 07:03 AM (O7MnT)
Brooks' complete lack of original thought and hackery has always been a known commodity, but use of words like "satanic" in describing a candidate - especially one that he should consider on his side (yeah, I know) - just puts the exclamation point on years and years worth of vapid buffoonery.
It also reveals how desperate they are to try and take him down.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:09 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 07:10 AM (t2KH5)
Court: Wearing unearned military medal is protected by Constitution
In an 8-3 ruling, the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco said the now-repealed law against wearing unearned military decorations was a ban on a type of symbolic speech Although the government can forbid falsehoods that cause tangible harm, like fraud or perjury, the Constitution restricts government regulation of expression based solely on its content, the court said.
http://tinyurl.com/z6kq36m
Looking at the ruling, this involves the mostly dead Stolen Valor 2005 rather than the revamped Stolen valor 2013.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2016 07:10 AM (kdS6q)
Obama needs a distraction and Gun Control is on on the To Do List of the Left. But it's been a loser before and will be again in this cycle.
This cycle it will rule up the base in the ten or so Deep Blue states that already have strict gun control laws and be a loser everywhere else.
Note that none of the Dem's gun control measures passed after Newtown and none that Obama proposes tonight will pass either. Obama's recent executive actions did next to nothing.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2016 07:11 AM (rs5De)
Posted by: Hank at January 12, 2016 07:11 AM (3rpaY)
Once again earning his nickname "Combover Jeb"
Have you seen the latest talking point the Rubes are using in comment forums? That Rube will be "The Most Conservative Nominee Since Reagan."
Yeah, like that's tough when the competition is Dole, Romney, McCain, and a couple of Bushies.
Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2016 07:11 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2016 07:10 AM (kdS6q)
I thought the courts had killed those stolen valor laws long ago.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 07:12 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2016 07:10 AM (kdS6q)
If I cover myself in feces and pages torn from "Rules for Radicals," that would violate the Stolen Squalor Act.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:12 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2016 07:12 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2016 07:12 AM (P8951)
As I said, it could be a hardware problem. If you have a place to go, I suggest having a techie take a look at it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:14 AM (zLP1L)
Why, that's almost $423.99 per episode.
Posted by: Common Core Math Specialist at January 12, 2016 07:14 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Donna V. (Brandishing ampersands) at January 12, 2016 07:12 AM (P8951)
I have heard windows 10 has a lot of problems. Wife has ver 8 and it works fine. I am still struggling along with XP. I have also heard a lot of businesses refuse to leave XP because it is so stable.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 07:15 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Hank at January 12, 2016 07:11 AM (3rpaY)
Can we send it as a gift - COD - to Malik Zulu Shabazz?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:15 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 07:15 AM (cbfNE)
I thought the courts had killed those stolen valor laws long ago.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party
The Supes already gutted SV 2005. This case involved one of the left over gristly bits of that act.
SV 2013 is still around, but since that was written around a narrower "material gain" provision, and this ruling was associated with that -- SV 2013 looks wobbly.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2016 07:17 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 12, 2016 07:17 AM (fbovC)
Johnson on the phone: well, did you take care of that job I gave you?
Kingfish Stevens: Oh yessir, we got up early and went and tore down that porch at 1864 Sunset Boulevard.
Johnson: 18..? I said the porch was at 1684 Sunset Blvd!
[a long pause]
Johnson: Stevens, are you there? Did you hear what I just said?
Kingfish: Oh, yessir, I'm hearin' what you're sayin', I just don't believe you're sayin' what I'm hearin'...
Posted by: Satan early up and at 'em at January 12, 2016 07:18 AM (MaaAj)
You might check and see if you have the patch. If you connectivity is having issues you probably didn't receive the update automatically.
After I downloaded the patch most of my issues went away. Still have mouse driver problems.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 12, 2016 07:18 AM (uAvkq)
Mp4, how's that possible? I had heard Mr. Jello Pudding, ie Bill Cosby thought it was racist, so he bought up all the episodes and rights in order to insure it would never be played again.
I honestly don't know. It's part of a public access show called "Nostalgia Theater," which shows old westerns, TV clips, radio shows and so on. The Amos and Andy might be from the host's personal collection before Cosby pulled his stunt.
And the show is not racist. It's a funny sitcom of the early 1950s, so you take it as it is. And, BTW, the show was remarkable for being entirely black; I don't think white characters were ever seen.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2016 07:19 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 12, 2016 07:20 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 12, 2016 07:20 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: Hank at January 12, 2016 07:20 AM (3rpaY)
I understand not everyone is happy with Mac's latest OS-X El Capitan. I still have Mountain Lion and I dare not update lest all my software becomes incompatible.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:21 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2016 07:21 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Zombie Sandy Berger at January 12, 2016 07:21 AM (msVAP)
Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2016 07:23 AM (O7MnT)
"
I am running El Capitan.
No issues at all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2016 07:23 AM (ptqRm)
"
I am running El Capitan.
No issues at all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2016 07:23 AM (ptqRm)
I guess I'll take a chance on it and try. At any rate, my MacBook is now 6 years old so maybe I'll leave it as it is.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:25 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Hank at January 12, 2016 07:25 AM (3rpaY)
Posted by: SMFH at January 12, 2016 07:25 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 12, 2016 07:26 AM (2MUnM)
http://tinyurl.com/hqcnbgs
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:43 AM (t2KH5)
Oh my God.... this is....my God. Beyond evil.
Posted by: Gem at January 12, 2016 07:26 AM (c+gwp)
All three of our MacBook Air units are running it.
But, none of them are over two years old.
Not an Apple Fanboy, but I have to admit,their stuff seems to be very stable compared to the decades of Windows based stuff I have owned in the past.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2016 07:27 AM (ptqRm)
Yeah, you may have some issues, JJ.
Might want to check out the system requirements at the Apple site before downloading anything.
Posted by: SMFH at January 12, 2016 07:27 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2016 07:23 AM (O7MnT)
Can we free America from the Michael Moore's first?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:29 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 12, 2016 07:30 AM (iQIUe)
Yeah, you may have some issues, JJ.
Might want to check out the system requirements at the Apple site before downloading anything.
Posted by: SMFH at January 12, 2016 07:27 AM (ahx2/)
Indeed, I may be forced to upgrade if I want to get any new software which believe it or not I don't really need.
Then again, the software updates would be problematic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:30 AM (zLP1L)
I have heard windows 10 has a lot of problems. Wife has ver 8 and it
works fine. I am still struggling along with XP. I have also heard a
lot of businesses refuse to leave XP because it is so stable.
When my XP install died, I went to Linux.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 12, 2016 07:31 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 12, 2016 07:31 AM (I9EDo)
Over at HotAir this morning, Jazz Shaw has a heartfelt and personal commentary on medically related suicide.
http://tinyurl.com/zc66ozh
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2016 07:32 AM (kdS6q)
to his executive order speech about gun control a week ago and can't
take anymore for 2016. Tough job but somebody's got to do it and
thankfully it won't be me.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at January 12, 2016 07:32 AM (1BQGO)
And the screaming that people are going to die and hair pulling has begun in the papers.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2016 07:33 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Gem at January 12, 2016 07:26 AM (c+gwp)
Soviet kommissars were pretty good at shooting Red Army soldiers who didn't show enough 'gumption' in the face of the enemy. What IS did is quite normal with totalitarians. If the ideology is not worth fighting for, then the ideology will make it worth fighting for -- on literal pain of death by one's own side.
Posted by: RickZ at January 12, 2016 07:34 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2016 07:34 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2016 07:34 AM (djq78)
From this date in 1944
Jan 12, 1944 - The EZ Dog Journal
Warmer and clear. Cervaro taken at 1530. Well demolished. Other outlying hills and vantage points taken, right to edge of Trocchio. CEF launched their attack at dark. Progressing nicely.
The Allied advance toward Monte Cassino continues, slow but steady. The next obstacle that looms is the Rapido River, just over a mile from Monte Trocchio. The front line is now within three miles of the town of Cassino, and about to become bogged down in a major way.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2016 07:34 AM (NeFrd)
Had a laptop once that had a small switch on the side. Found it after talking with customer service. Sure nuff, it had gotten switched off.
Posted by: Jesse Helms at January 12, 2016 07:35 AM (oxcYa)
And the screaming that people are going to die and hair pulling has begun in the papers.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2016 07:33 AM (iONHu)
I really like Matt Bevin. Heard him a few times on Levin and he seems to be a straight shooter. Plus, McCocksickle hates him so that alone raises his credibility.
Nice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:35 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam
*****
When I was in school in New Orleans I once heard an elderly local man describe his colonoscopy thusly: "They musta had that thing up inside me about 40 thermometers!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2016 07:39 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2016 07:39 AM (BO/km)
In polling, Trump continues to collapse:
Donald Trump has a nearly 20-point edge over Ted Cruz in the latest NBC News/Survey Monkey nationwide poll , which comes less than three weeks before Iowas first-in-the-nation caucus.
Trump 38
Cruz 20
Rubio 11
Carson 9
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2016 07:40 AM (kdS6q)
http://tinyurl.com/jxjmcch
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 06:45 AM (t2KH5)
I only see Bernie bumperstickers here in the Chicago area. Would be funny if Hillary got schlonged again in the primary. Cancel the coronation it's comrade Bernie time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2016 07:40 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2016 07:41 AM (lADRM)
TX Governor Greg Abbott on Levin's show last night. Waiting for it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:43 AM (zLP1L)
be a straight shooter. Plus, McCocksickle hates him so that alone
raises his credibility.
Nice.
.
.
.I have mixed feelings about him from when we lived in Connecticut where he was a big time donor there with the Democrat Party. No matter what anyone says, he is not a Conservative, but he is tremendously better for Kentucky than the last governor. And so far he has kept his #1 Campaign promise which I find refreshing.
He was always paling around with Blumenthal and his group and got a big time bailout from him for his personal company that burned to the ground. Blumenthal also shielded Bevin from numerous tax liens that were placed on his house and business. Bevin made the Hartford Currant's list of the largest tax evaders in the State three years running.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2016 07:43 AM (iONHu)
Fox has announced the participates in the next debate. Rand Paul failed to make the cut.
And Rand is having a sads and refusing to attend the kid's table debate.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2016 07:44 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 12, 2016 07:44 AM (ZQfW9)
http://tinyurl.com/zc66ozh
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2016 07:32 AM (kdS6q)
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Unfortunately with the accompanying dumbass comments by the readers.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 12, 2016 07:44 AM (iQIUe)
Fifty -f***ing -percent! Obviously the polling included the 2 million or so illegals in the state and their anchor babies which are starting to reach voting age. We are so screwed!
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at January 12, 2016 07:44 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2016 07:45 AM (NeFrd)
Would be funny if Hillary got schlonged again in the primary.
________________________________
Not gonna' happen... I've soooooo got this thing.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 12, 2016 07:47 AM (HSmrB)
Hmm, had no idea of his past association with CT and the Dems.
Well, we ain't gonna get perfection, but if he does the right thing - and what he did was great - then I can let it slide. For now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:47 AM (zLP1L)
Notice that those numbers exclude OMalley. He's hanging around 5ish%. The Clinton Campaign must be keeping him afloat. If he bails, those voters would likely fall to Feelin' Bern.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 12, 2016 07:47 AM (5buP8)
Somebody (not me) tagged Rachel Dolezal with the moniker of "Stolen Pallor".
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2016 07:45 AM (NeFrd)
golf clap
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 12, 2016 07:48 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2016 07:48 AM (gf8BH)
Hardwood!!
Posted by: rickb223
I've debated in my mind what the best pube is, and I've come to the conclusion it's bush.
Too bad I loathe Jeb.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 12, 2016 07:48 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2016 07:48 AM (O7MnT)
Can't.
F'ing.
Wait.
Retribution, m'fers.
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2016 07:48 AM (6xtq3)
Unfortunately with the accompanying dumbass comments by the readers.
Maybe it's just me, but it certainly seems that most other blogs occupying the same niche as the HQ have lousy commenters. Insty's are terrible and HA are drooling retards. Nobody seems to have the same breadth of wit and spirit that Ace's place has (though, perhaps, it's the format of long, open threads that gives the place its flavor).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2016 07:49 AM (X6fMO)
Any SE Michigan morons out there?
Jinx the Cat will be visiting the Washtenaw / Livingston county area this weekend; Jinx & I are going to have a mini mo-me either Friday night or Sunday afternoon, probably in the Brighton area.
Sorry for the short notice, I meant to pimp this over the past weekend but real life interviened.
If you're interested, e-mail me at "heywoodblogger" on the yahooo thingie, or contact me through Teh Group
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 12, 2016 07:49 AM (ZQfW9)
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That's an amazing story Vic. ISIS can't be long for this world.
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 07:53 AM (TxJGV)
Jinx the Cat will be visiting the Washtenaw / Livingston county
I read that quickly and thought it said Jimmy Hendrix? LOL. LONG LONG 4 days in VA...Sigh
And Hendrix would not smell so good
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2016 07:53 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2016 07:54 AM (6xtq3)
==========================
The comments were cruel and self righteous. I'm sure if the subject comes up here, we will see some of the same.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 12, 2016 07:54 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 07:53 AM (TxJGV)
Maybe they will open a BBQ restaurant near Dearborn Michigan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2016 07:54 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 12, 2016 07:56 AM (5buP8)
Killing your own isn't really a long-term strategy.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 12, 2016 07:56 AM (oVJmc)
Heard on radio this morning the Obama has approval ratings hovering around 50% here in Georgia.
Fifty
-f***ing -percent! Obviously the polling included the 2 million or so
illegals in the state and their anchor babies which are starting to
reach voting age. We are so screwed!
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at January 12, 2016 07:44 AM (1BQGO)
I live in a blue state, and read newspapers in red states. I am surprised at how the red state papers read just like the blue state papers...even the comments in the papers sound like they are written by someone from NYC....Of course I realize the MSM is owned by the left, but local stories shouldn't be as far left as they are.
Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2016 07:56 AM (T3Tpd)
http://tinyurl.com/hchld5g
Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2016 07:48 AM (O7MnT)
But today she praises migrants, not only for their economic contribution but also their role in "enriching German cultural life".
Nothing says enriching your cultural life like mass sexual assaults.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2016 07:56 AM (45oDG)
She can fantasize all she wants: She'll be waiting in line behind some foxy she-goats.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 12, 2016 07:58 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 12, 2016 07:56 AM (oVJmc)
Seriously?
Posted by: Josef Djugashvilli at January 12, 2016 07:58 AM (Ix+HS)
That and a hands off approach to comment and commenters, unless egregious. Treat people like adults and they'll respond. Thone that don't, get hammered.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2016 07:59 AM (lADRM)
The New Orleans statues to be removed are of General Robert E. Lee, General P.G.T. Beauregard, and Confederate President Jefferson Davis. The city will also remove an obelisk dedicated to the Battle of Liberty Place
Brietbart
The Libs are no better than ISIS, Al Quada and the Palis
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2016 07:59 AM (gf8BH)
other blogs occupying the same niche as the HQ have lousy commenters.
Insty's are terrible and HA are drooling retards. Nobody seems to have
the same breadth of wit and spirit that Ace's place has....
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2016 07:49 AM
It is a bit strange. I would expect those same dimwits would come here when Ace starts one of his I-Read-It-At-Tepid Air binges. But they don't seem to.
Hate to admit it -- ya never know when Pixy might be tuning in -- but I think the comment format helps a lot. On most sites, it's difficult to start an actual pretend-conversation. Here, where the comments are damn near instantaneous, it's possible.
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 12, 2016 07:59 AM (mIvL9)
What freaked and Jesse Helms said. Dells often have a switch at the right side near the front that's easy to switch accidentally.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 12, 2016 08:01 AM (sOhww)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 08:01 AM (TxJGV)
Proof or STFU & STFD.
NON-massaged data please. Jobs, income, taxes paid vs. benefits consumed.
The migrants don't even speak German. Where are they working?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2016 08:01 AM (lADRM)
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State side relatives????
I remember when they took Mosul. They went door to door and found some teenage girls having a graduation party. There left piles of dead teenage girls, in their graduation dresses. It was sick. It was hard to believe at the time but the photos were real. Little did I know how evil those aholes are.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 12, 2016 08:01 AM (iQIUe)
Well, we ain't gonna get perfection, but if he does the right thing -
and what he did was great - then I can let it slide. For now.
.
.
.Me too, that's why I voted for him and so far he is keeping his promises. We simply are not going to get a perfect candidate and I like to say; sometimes you have to vote for the best of the worst.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2016 08:01 AM (iONHu)
contribution but also their role in "enriching German cultural life".
Are they really that desperate for a peasant class? Is this really all about propping up the welfare state in the face of dwindling birth rates?
Really, if you just wind up turning into Turkey or Beirut, who gives a crap about the welfare state? Is it just the Ruling Class desperately trying to cling to their sinecures for one more generation?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 12, 2016 08:02 AM (oVJmc)
Nothing says enriching your cultural life like mass sexual assaults.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2016 07:56 AM (45oDG)
We approve.
- - Beldar Conehead
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 08:02 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2016 08:03 AM (UzPAd)
Sometimes? I can't remember an election where that wasn't the case.
Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2016 08:03 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2016 07:56 AM (T3Tpd)
Keep in mind that all newspapers are now owned by one of three major companies. Even our little small town newspaper here is owned by Knight-Rider and as soon as they bought the paper it went far left from rural right. I canceled my subscription. They are now nothing more than a Democrat PR rag.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 08:04 AM (t2KH5)
There was a recent article about how so many sites were locking down their comments section. Kind of sucks. Signing into Disquis sucks too. To comment at Huffpo, you have to go through your Twitter of FB feed, which I still don't get. Oh, and plowing through the "I'm making 3K per week spamming comments sections..."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 12, 2016 08:04 AM (5buP8)
Kip owns newspapers?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2016 08:04 AM (lADRM)
Eurotopia imports Mohammedans.
America imports Latinos.
Japan builds robots.
Wonder whose culture is going to survive.
Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2016 08:05 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 08:05 AM (TxJGV)
.
.
.I got to vote for Reagan twice.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2016 08:05 AM (iONHu)
Eurotopia imports Mohammedans.
America imports Latinos.
Japan builds robots.
Wonder whose culture is going to survive.
Europe is out.
It's between Murica! and Japan. Do we outlast the robots taking over?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2016 08:06 AM (lADRM)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 08:07 AM (t2KH5)
In passing I saw some story yesterday that half of the drivers licenses issued in California last year went to illegals. Presumably they can now also vote, since motor-voter exists.
Posted by: MTF
Not good, but one of those stories that gets distorted for clickbait.
Last year was the first year Los Illegals could get licenses, so there was a huge surge in demand. Was supposed to be pretty difficult to get a DMV appointment. Should ramp down this year.
And the licensees are supposed to be marked so they can't be used for voter registration and such.
Yeah, I know.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2016 08:08 AM (kdS6q)
Pale blue canopy
Not so bitterly cold
Another day wakes up
Morning, Glories!
Posted by: mindful webworker - in the early morning at January 12, 2016 08:08 AM (zbbA4)
Posted by: Cable Guy at January 12, 2016 08:09 AM (bpn7O)
And he damn well should have, Vic. Some of the commenters over at BB are really beyond salvation.
Of course I'll bet he wanted to steal the Vic News Feed, too.
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 12, 2016 08:10 AM (mIvL9)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 08:11 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 08:07 AM (t2KH5)
I think this was touched upon but Breitbart is trying to sign up people for regional meet-ups.
Bad idea mostly because unfortunately Breitbart doesn't really have anyone moderating comments so you get all sorts of psycho Birhcer/KKK/Muzzy/Stormfronters all over there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 08:12 AM (zLP1L)
ACE GETS A MENTION ON LEVIN!!!!!
Re Rancid Pubis defending SCOAMF against the birthers but not Ted Cruz.
Nice!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 08:13 AM (zLP1L)
Yeah, you may have some issues, JJ.
Might want to check out the system requirements at the Apple site before downloading anything.
Posted by: SMFH at January 12, 2016 07:27 AM (ahx2/)
Indeed, I may be forced to upgrade if I want to get any new software which believe it or not I don't really need.
Then again, the software updates would be problematic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:30 AM (zLP1L)
J. J., I'm running El Capitan on a 2009 vintage MacBook without any issues. I had to update VMWare and there were some updates pushed out for other software in the App Store but otherwise, no big deal. Of course there might be something you're running that doesn't play well with El Capitan so you should figure out what you absolutely have to have running and check their site for information.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 12, 2016 08:13 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Disqus commentors are the absolute dregs. They just hop from site to ctrl-v-ing. And not a few look like paid flacks.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2016 08:14 AM (kdS6q)
I'm disabling JavaScript to see if that helps.
Speaking of old MacBooks, mine cannot upgrade past OS X 10.6.8 (Snow Leopard), it's that old.
Jury Duty tomorrow maybe. Should I dress up for that?
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:14 AM (cbfNE)
Says the Hildebeast is new to that game.
Posted by: Hank at January 12, 2016 08:15 AM (3rpaY)
How can anyone who works for a living, no, not government jobs, be to the left of Hill?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2016 08:15 AM (lADRM)
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:14 AM (cbfNE)
I normally go buisness casual but I have been seeing a lot of people in everyday jeans and stuff. My first visit I wore a suit. I was the only one there in a suit.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 08:16 AM (t2KH5)
I'm tempted to try but how do I back it out if it fails?
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:17 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2016 07:49 AM (X6fMO)
Could be the threat (or reward) of the lash that keeps everyone in top shape?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 12, 2016 08:17 AM (MgcKq)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 08:17 AM (TxJGV)
Thanks for that advice!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 08:17 AM (zLP1L)
Mair points out....
Paid Rubio team member. Deeply involved in the GOProud scam. And torpedoed Walker's campaign.
To be ignored.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2016 08:18 AM (kdS6q)
I'm tempted to try but how do I back it out if it fails?
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:17 AM (cbfNE)
This I do not know. You might do a search on rolling back updates; there has to be a way to do that, I just don't happen to know what it is.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 12, 2016 08:19 AM (RD7QR)
I'm tempted to try but how do I back it out if it fails?
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:17 AM (cbfNE)
The Mac Genius Bar guy said that first back everything up, then if you are not happy with El Capitan, you have to do an un-install and then re-install the prior iteration of OS-X and then your files.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 08:19 AM (zLP1L)
Is there anyone in America who doesn't see through the lie Obama tells,
when he claims he doesn't want to take away the individual right to own a
gun? Seriously?
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 08:17 AM (TxJGV)
See #25
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 08:19 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 12, 2016 08:19 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2016 07:49 AM (X6fMO)
Could be the threat (or reward) of the lash that keeps everyone in top shape?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid
Or the sodomy. The rum would be look upon favorably.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2016 08:19 AM (lADRM)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 12, 2016 08:22 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: MTF
See #25
Posted by: Vic
Yeah. FUBO.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2016 08:22 AM (lADRM)
I think Hillary and the DNC paid good money for that endorsement.
They needed to stop the #BLM activists from crashing their campaign events and criticizing Democrat candidates. IIRC, #BLM met with the DNC in DC a few months ago and there's been no #BLM actions against Dems since then. Must have been a sweet payoff plus promises of government money after the election.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2016 08:22 AM (NOIQH)
when he claims he doesn't want to take away the individual right to own a
gun? Seriously?<<<
The Obama Administration is deadly serious when the topic of gun control is on the floor for discussion.
youtube.com/watch?v=8FXzY0oGXmk
Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2016 08:22 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 12, 2016 08:23 AM (XiVKO)
NRA T-shirt. You'll be home before the coffee pot cools off...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 12, 2016 08:23 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 12, 2016 08:24 AM (2MUnM)
Frankly, I've reached the Don't-Bother stage with most of the Pontificators, Anal-yzers and assorted Typing/Talking Heads.
VDH and Thomas Sowell excepted, of course.
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 12, 2016 08:24 AM (mIvL9)
NPR shouldn't play jokes like that when it isn't April 1.
Posted by: Who Can You Believe? at January 12, 2016 08:24 AM (bpn7O)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 08:19 AM (t2KH5)
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The IBD editorial is brilliant. Thanks Vic.
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 08:25 AM (TxJGV)
http://macs.about.com/od/OSXElCapitan/fl/OS-X-El-Capitan-Minimum-Requirements.htm
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:25 AM (cbfNE)
when he claims he doesn't want to take away the individual right to own a
gun?"
We need a Joe Wilson "You lie!" moment tonight when he starts with that BS tonight. I might suffer through it just to hear that.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at January 12, 2016 08:25 AM (1BQGO)
VDH and Thomas Sowell excepted, of course.
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 12, 2016 08:24 AM (mIvL9)'
As Dave Barry so expertly put it about them, they're Washington insiders with expertise on the inside of Washington.
They don't know jack and shit about life in the real world, outside of their little dog and pony show.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 12, 2016 08:26 AM (J+mig)
Income equality to a socialist is making everyone equally poor.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 12, 2016 08:27 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 12, 2016 08:27 AM (oVJmc)
Everyone else. The ruling class, which every socialist sees himself as a member of in his rotten shriveled up heart, will always have all of the nice things.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 12, 2016 08:28 AM (J+mig)
I'd rather ISIS burn their own than infidels.
Can't muster a care for brutal soldiers who end up being brutalized by their leaders. How many people did those burned ISIS fighters behead, crucify, mutilate, rape, etc. before they got theirs?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2016 08:28 AM (NOIQH)
Can't
muster a care for brutal soldiers who end up being brutalized by their
leaders. How many people did those burned ISIS fighters behead, crucify,
mutilate, rape, etc. before they got theirs?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2016 08:28 AM (NOIQH)
Just proves that under the insane apocalypse cult, they're also Leftists. Leftists always end up eating their own.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 12, 2016 08:29 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2016 08:18 AM (kdS6q)
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Ignore her? Sure, I guess. But her point still stands, doesn't it? Trump has been leftier than soon-to-be Federal Inmate Hilldogger on healthcare for years.
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 08:29 AM (TxJGV)
What, no love for Hillary?
Hmmm.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 12, 2016 08:30 AM (011nl)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2016 08:30 AM (NeFrd)
BB once told Ace that he wanted Ace's commenters.
He should have taken the software. As much of a PITA as Pixy is, it runs like greased lightning compared to Breitbart.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2016 08:30 AM (X6fMO)
They are running out of infidels in the Levant.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 12, 2016 08:31 AM (2MUnM)
Jury Duty tomorrow maybe. Should I dress up for that?
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:14 AM (cbfNE)
I did that. Pretty sure I was the only one.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 12, 2016 08:31 AM (yxw0r)
Hell, he could write an EO instructing the BATF to start door to door gun confiscation - and McConnell and Ryan wouldn't do a damn thing.
But I believe several Red State Governors, backed by State and Local LEO, would.
My guess - Barry may try it in a hand-picked blue city in a blue state - just to set the precedent without political opposition.
Posted by: Irony at January 12, 2016 08:31 AM (E7zwb)
Bartender says, "Why are you whispering?"
Pony replies, "Oh, I'm just a little hoarse."
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2016 08:31 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2016 08:33 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2016 08:30 AM
President Vermin Supreme will take care of you!
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 12, 2016 08:33 AM (mIvL9)
NRA T-shirt. You'll be home before the coffee pot cools off...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 12, 2016 08:23 AM (5buP
Hah! I don't have an NRA t-shirt.
I'm thinking of wearing my crucifix necklace, flag pin, maybe the Jerusalem bag my friend got me, and would a rosary be overkill?
Or would all that just make me a shoo in?
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:33 AM (cbfNE)
_____________________
That is such tripe. Obama spews the same kind of BS about the muzzies here. Name one thing muzzies have added to our culture that has actually improved the culture. They can't. So they just blather on in vague generalities. In fact, more than 90% of the middle-east muzzies imported into the U.S. in the last decade are receiving some type of taxpayer-funded welfare (even the ones who've been living here for years). And the only notable things they've added to our culture have been things like TSA strip-searches, endless CAIR lawsuits, and concepts like "workplace violence" and "honor killing" (which, despite the name, has nothing to do with honor and everything to do with islamic savagery).
People are sick to death of these corrupt politicians constantly pissing down our backs and telling us it's raining. Hence, the popularity of Trump.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2016 08:34 AM (a31sM)
Posted by: Bruce at January 12, 2016 08:35 AM (8ikIW)
Breitbart.com comments suck. Not only is it that annoying nesting, but it is full of trolls.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2016 08:33 AM (NOIQH)
Agreed. They should ditch Disqus, it sucks. I only use it because Breitbart has it, and would happily never have to deal with it again.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 12, 2016 08:35 AM (J+mig)
He should have taken the software.
And left the cannoli.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2016 08:35 AM (lADRM)
True, sadly. So those burned ISIS soldiers won't be around to emigrate to Europe and the US as "Syrian refugees" and then rape or shoot the locals.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2016 08:36 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bigby's Prosthetic Hand at January 12, 2016 08:38 AM (3ZtZW)
her point still stands
Posted by: MTF
One tends to discount the opinion of someone who's paid to have that opinion. And just roll-eyes at anyone who supports Dondi that wrings hands because someone else isn't "conservative" enough.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2016 08:38 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2016 08:39 AM (NeFrd)
emigrate to Europe and the US as "Syrian refugees" and then rape or
shoot the locals. Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2016 08:36 AM
So who will fill all those empty Reserved-For-Muzzies seats at the SotU?
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 12, 2016 08:39 AM (mIvL9)
"Ms Lerner, please report to the parking lot for your surprise farewell barbecue."
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:39 AM (cbfNE)
Unfortunately no one moderates the comments at Breitbart. Some really rabid and hateful unbounded Joo-baiting there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 08:39 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 12, 2016 08:39 AM (iQIUe)
****
And on open-thread Thursdays that is a vital capability.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2016 08:40 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2016 08:40 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 08:41 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 12, 2016 08:41 AM (iQIUe)
zombie has mentioned how she dresses when covering events - she wears crazy, contradictory items to signal she is to be ignored, a whackobird.
So, maybe an NRA t-shirt and an NPR totebag, plus a big ol' cross pendant?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2016 08:41 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bruce at January 12, 2016 08:35 AM (8ikIW)
I'd rather not get lynched.
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:41 AM (cbfNE)
Jury Duty tomorrow maybe. Should I dress up for that?
Sweat pants, hoodies and other assorted slobwear are de rigueur for jury duty in Wilmington, DE. Jury of my peers, my ass.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2016 08:42 AM (BK3ZS)
Roll Tide
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 12, 2016 08:43 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 12, 2016 08:43 AM (iQIUe)
My fashion ensemble for that day was a sweater over a dress shirt, khakis and sensible shoes.
Posted by: Hank at January 12, 2016 08:43 AM (3rpaY)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 12, 2016 08:44 AM (vFmT2)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 12, 2016 08:39 AM (iQIUe)
Give it time. My sense, for whatever it's worth, is that a sizable number of Germans and others are shaking off their socialist/multi-culti torpor and getting incensed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 08:44 AM (zLP1L)
deceptions, and the refusal of their gov. to acknowledge the problem.
Well, there have been outburst - but like, say, Tea Party or pro-life events here, they are not well covered. There have been huge anti-immigration rallies in months past (before all the rapey stuff), and there are trends like immigration centers in Sweden getting torched. There's pushback - but who can tell how much when it is not well covered in the news?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2016 08:45 AM (NOIQH)
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I see Mary Matalin agrees with you on Warren and Biden jumping in the race soon, though she says it'll happen simply because Hillary is such a terrible candidate.
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 08:45 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2016 08:42 AM (BK3ZS)
Peers My Ass! Fabulous!
- - Piers Morgan glitter bomb
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 08:45 AM (zLP1L)
I'm still amazed that europeans are not rioting over the rapes, the
deceptions, and the refusal of their gov. to acknowledge the problem.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 12, 2016 08:39 AM (iQIUe)
They are forming vigilante squads to fight the muzzies. That is what usually happens when the local government does not enforce the law. In SF they started hanging people.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 08:46 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2016 08:39 AM (NeFrd)
Seamus, I just wanted to tell you I bought To Save Us All From Ruin, though I haven't gone any further than the boys signing up for Uncle Sam. I do like the book; you have a nice touch at setting a scene. In fact, as I was reading, I was picturing it as a nice MGM wartime movie, with, say, Jimmy Stewart, Mickey Rooney and Robert Taylor.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2016 08:46 AM (X6fMO)
I thought about what you said, and yes, I apologize for hounding J, West about his comment It only needed to be said once. I guess it'a because although I certainly can get angry and say the F word, I generally think that when I use it its sort of lazy speech. It's the shortest way to express displeasure, but it doesn't explain anything. In fact, since the word means literally to copulate why use it in that in complaining about charity?. He didn't explain what he meant he in his initial comment so all we're left with is "screw charity" and not in the sexual sense. Maybe if he had said, "I don't like charity; I think you should give people a hand up instead of a hand out" and then explain how he would do that it would have been better He sort of said that later, (about how charity can be misused) but the initial comment stood on is own. Since he didn't explain it, all I am left with is that he doesn't want to help[ anyone but his own family.
And since you expressed displeasure for "F the GOP" as a mantra and I disliked it used to refer to a landscape painting in the art thread maybe we're both in agreement as to the overuse or inappropriate use of that word. By quoting him so much I overused it
I enjoy your posts and I'm sorry if you think I was blasting my "ignorant cannon" at you. I like you and I like your posts and I would hope that whatever lapses I have here (and no doubt there are many), you can extend the grace to me in a way that I will didn't extend to J West by giving him the benefit of the doubt. Nobody s perfect here and we can all get agitated-I certainly can.
Take care
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2016 08:46 AM (M+RRn)
I did learn something. Didn't know that Amos & Andy started out as Sam & Henry. Wise change, that.
Posted by: mindful webworker - in the early morning at January 12, 2016 08:47 AM (zbbA4)
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:47 AM (cbfNE)
Despite the headlines, I don't see the DoJ going after Hilary and even if they do, she'll use it to portray herself as being persecuted by "dark forces." If Bidet and Fauxcahontas jump into that, oh boy!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 08:47 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 12, 2016 08:48 AM (fbovC)
<<<
What's your tattoo situation and facial piercing status? Dress like Ziggy Stardust. They'll understand.
Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2016 08:49 AM (UzPAd)
I didn't know you were a lesbian.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 12, 2016 08:49 AM (5buP8)
The way they covered up the muzzie sexual assaults for days makes me think the MFM would cover up any rioting as well.
Posted by: Hank at January 12, 2016 08:50 AM (3rpaY)
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2016 08:50 AM (6xtq3)
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I've stopped going to BB, except when someone links an interesting sounding story over there. I never read the comments. It amazes me how ugly some people can get, even sometimes on the right.
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 08:50 AM (TxJGV)
I'm thinking I should bring up that I am eager to do my duty as a juror
which is to protect citizens from the tyrannical abuse of power by
government. Not sure how to casually bring that up though.
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:47 AM (cbfNE)
If you go to a federal court for jury duty they make you sign a form that says you will not engage in jury nullification.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 08:51 AM (t2KH5)
If I cover myself in feces and pages torn from "Rules for Radicals," that would violate the Stolen Squalor Act.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 07:12 AM (zLP1L)
Stop bragging about your weekend.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2016 08:51 AM (j4wsR)
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/223738/
Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2016 08:51 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 12, 2016 08:52 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2016 08:51 AM (j4wsR)
Performance art like the Cologne naked cooter shooter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 08:52 AM (zLP1L)
****
Hey, thanks. I see Jimmy Stewart as EZ Dog, Robert Taylor as Gerry, and Mickey Rooney as Seamus.
You haven't gotten far enough to meet the beautiful Italian songstress- Sophia Loren is probably too voluptuous, I'm thinking maybe a young Audrey Hepburn could handle that role!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2016 08:52 AM (NeFrd)
So I suspect some carpetbagging is going on.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 12, 2016 08:52 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 08:51 AM (t2KH5)
Tyrants!
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:53 AM (cbfNE)
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I can see your perspective JJ, but I don't see how Lynch avoids going after her without much worse political fall-out, if they really have a strong case.
In my twisted and naïve view, I expect the FBI will rise up in revolt over the public corruption case not being prosecuted and the CIA over the leaks of national security info.
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 08:54 AM (TxJGV)
I suspect, based on careful evidence of her pubes (or lack of) she is also anti-fur.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 12, 2016 08:54 AM (fbovC)
Their security guards unavailable for comment.
Weasel Zippers
Bradley Cooper? Taya Kyle must be pissed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2016 08:55 AM (gf8BH)
ICYMI, The first thing your GOP senate majority did after the new year's break was confirm a left wing hack for the 3rd Circuit.
SCOTUS is bad enough, but the entire Judiciary hangs in the balance. We are losing seats on the bench which are lifetime appointees.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 08:55 AM (zLP1L)
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Tomorrow it will be ME!!!
In which case I'll be using a limo to get to jury duty. Mwahahaha.
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 08:56 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2016 08:45 AM (TxJGV)
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Biden has been saying he regrets not running. I wouldn't be surprised to see some sort of deal worked out where Biden can get in (and Obama agrees not to prosecute/pardons Hillary, in exchange for her agreement to help Biden).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2016 08:57 AM (a31sM)
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Plenty, from what I'm seeing around the web, but it is hard to sort out if I'm seeing different ones, whatever.
You won't see them listed as protests against immigrants as often as nationalists or right wing or whatever, typically with photos of them being water cannoned. But the numbers are there.
Also, there have been sporadic attacks on muzzies in Cologne and other locations. Put that together with the various articles saying Merkel effed up and may lose her job and you can tell we're not being told much. I bet Germany is on the edge of exploding over it all.
Posted by: Bigby's Prosthetic Hand at January 12, 2016 08:57 AM (3ZtZW)
We have a friend who makes raku pottery (as does the missus). This involves removing red-hot pots from the kiln and plunging them into a vessel filled with balled-up paper or sawdust, which of course burns to create a reducing atmosphere. If you see a pot with a glaze that looks like metallic copper, that is raku.
Anyway, said friend was summoned for jury duty and was promptly dismissed when, in response to the question, "What do you do for a living?", she replied, "I smoke pots".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2016 08:58 AM (BK3ZS)
I actually agree with your point, it's just that none of our candidates is screaming for a special prosecutor.
Yet.
I think the process is going to be slow-rolled and stalled as long as they can.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2016 08:58 AM (zLP1L)
I run win 10 and for awhile I would have to do this often. An update somewhere in time fixed this
Posted by: Cicero Skip at January 12, 2016 08:58 AM (FIrEF)
It's The Will of the People vs. Cocktail party at posh Georgetown digs.
Say what you want about Nan Pelosi, but she sure knows a good grape!
Posted by: GOP Hack at January 12, 2016 08:59 AM (5buP8)
And if you refuse?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2016 09:00 AM (lADRM)
Posted by: Johnny the Shoeshine Guy at January 12, 2016 09:00 AM (AxTzt)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2016 09:01 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Irony at January 12, 2016 09:02 AM (E7zwb)
Posted by: Gmac - Still defying the grim reaper at January 12, 2016 09:02 AM (4pjhs)
"You racist hicks don't know how Washington works. Why don't you just go back to raping your sisters and shooting rats in your trailer parks. By the way, vote for us or Hillary might win." - GOP Leadership
Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2016 09:02 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2016 09:02 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 12, 2016 09:03 AM (5buP8)
Not quitting, mind you, just questioning.
Posted by: Irony at January 12, 2016 09:04 AM (E7zwb)
Posted by: tops at January 12, 2016 09:04 AM (AX1D8)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2016 08:58 AM (BK3ZS)
Co-worker of mine had to perform jury duty twice in a short period of time. First time said some guy who fit the mold of your scraggly biker dude was being questioned for selection on the jury. He quickly announces "Detective Jones shot my brother!!!" He's dismissed.
Next time he is there, the same guy is back but looking cleaned up. Attorney asks if he has any kids. "Yes, five." What are their ages? "They a 9 and 5." Everyone is confused. Turns out he had twins and triplets.
Posted by: WOPR at January 12, 2016 09:04 AM (LTDSy)
"You racist hicks don't know how Washington works. Why don't you just go back to raping your sisters and shooting rats in your trailer parks. By the way, vote for us or Hillary might win." - GOP Leadership
I'd rather vote for the first 535 Chins in a Chinese phone book than vote for one current congress person.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2016 09:05 AM (lADRM)
"You racist hicks don't know how Washington works. Why don't you just go back to raping your sisters and shooting rats in your trailer parks. By the way, vote for us or Hillary might win." - GOP Leadership
Posted by: V the K at January 12, 2016 09:02 AM (O7MnT)
See? This is how out-of-touch the GOPe is. It's not about sister-rape, that's just wrong, immoral and abhorrent.
However, we're all in on the cousin-humping.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2016 09:05 AM (j4wsR)
time...I have personally missed all but his first one. I see no need to
watch him and make my BP spike.
Posted by: Gmac - Still defying the grim reaper at January 12, 2016 09:02 AM (4pjhs)
The last one I watched was Bush. I have to balance my check book, cut my fingernails, so much to do tonight......Keeps my BP down....
Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2016 09:07 AM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: Bitter Jamie Farr (clinger, get it!?) at January 12, 2016 09:08 AM (KjOdQ)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at January 12, 2016 09:08 AM (E7zwb)
Our front door is two doors with six glass panes each.
A couple weeks back, as I reported, after many months of three ugly, taped-over broken panes (wind-caused), we finally got around to replacing them with plexi. Door looked clean and pretty once again.
Replacing the door glass with plexi has been ongoing for years. By this point, only one pane of glass was left. I didn't anticipate breakage because it's on the little-used side. Figured I'd get to it in the Spring.
Out-of-town son was in-town this weekend with his two dogs, the shy economy-sized dog and the frantic oversized beast. (These are urban critters who must be leashed to walk around the farm. And ought to be tied up when inside, at least the oversized beast.)
I let our own perfect-size dog out, along with Mr Cool the cat, and oversize beast goes frantic. He actually smashed the one remaining glass pane. Dog wasn't hurt, but once again I've got an ugly taped-over pane in the door.
Well, looked nice for a couple weeks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - dog tales at January 12, 2016 09:08 AM (zbbA4)
If you go to a federal court for jury duty they make you sign a form that says you will not engage in jury nullification.
How in the hell could they prove it unless you directly confessed?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2016 09:08 AM (j4wsR)
Not quitting, mind you, just questioning.
Posted by: Irony at January 12, 2016 09:04 AM (E7zwb)
Eh, Hillary's decline isn't a couple beers while watching football, that's years of heavy bottle-hitting. The woman probably puts away a liter every couple days.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 12, 2016 09:09 AM (RD7QR)
I've been a member off-and-on for maybe 35 years, am endowment now, and all I've ever gotten were lapel pins.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 12, 2016 09:09 AM (XiVKO)
Only dispute was between Victionary.com and MP4 over the origin of "vamp." Need some more serious dispute about that! As Wimpy says, let's you and him fight.
I always liked Wimpy's "Let's have a duck dinner. You bring the duck." And there was another catch phrase he would use whenever he was in trouble and trying to get out of it: "My name is Jones. I'm one of the Jones boys." I'm sure that was a reference to a popular catchphrase, but I've never bothered to look into it.
As far as "vamp?" The word does refer to the front part of a shoe, and dates from the late 1500s. But when referring to a femme fatale, it seems that the word was a slang contraction of "vampire" and comes from the play A Fool There Was and the earlier painting The Vampire. Etymonline.com says its use in this sense comes from 1911. I don't have my trusty OED at hand, so I can't pronounce definitively.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2016 09:10 AM (X6fMO)
Thanks! It is freezing tomorrow, so chances are they'll have the courthouse overheated. I'll wear casual with layers.
LOL Krebs.
Now I wonder if I shoukd say that I hang out with a bunch of Morons and miscreants all day.
Posted by: @votermom at January 12, 2016 09:10 AM (cbfNE)
That's pretty much *the* thing. We were told for decades that we *had* to vote R so the Ds couldn't pack the courts anymore, and yet the Rs have okayed every (?) D nominee for judge.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 12, 2016 09:11 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 12, 2016 09:12 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2016 09:00 AM (lADRM)
IIANM they treat that as not reporting when called.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 09:12 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2016 09:08 AM (j4wsR)
Jury foreman rats you out.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 12, 2016 09:15 AM (t2KH5)
I'll just say, thanks for the note.
and
"ignorant cannon"? - hope that's not what I said! Indignant, maybe?
Posted by: mindful webworker - dog tales at January 12, 2016 09:28 AM (zbbA4)
Posted by: ISIS at January 12, 2016 06:51 AM (I9EDo)
This isn't that far different from what the Russians used to do during WW2 with their POWs once they came back. The POWs would be accused of some bullshit charge like desertion, summarily tried and convicted. If you were lucky (?) you got sent to a gulag.
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