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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | A Perfect Thread to Chat In While You're Not Watching Obama's "Town Hall" With Hand-Picked Invite-Only Political PlantsI plan on watching like, 0-2 minutes of this. We'll talk about it on the podcast but I doubt anyone will watch more than 0-2 minutes. We'll speculate about the sorts of things we guess they might have said. And the "town hall" is nothing of the sort -- it's a staged propaganda session in which Anderson Cooper is an eager participant.There are no tickets available to people who are not specifically invited to the event. "This is an invitation-only event. No tickets are available," the memo states. "The event is not open to the public."That's not a town hall, that's a Potemkin Village Meet-and-Greet. The coordinated Obama/CNN propaganda pageant begins at 8pm Eastern. On Twitter, some question why CNN hasn't invited anyone who's ever used a gun to save his own life -- like, for example, former CNN reporters Chuck de Caro and Lynne Russell, who fended off an attack in their hotel last year with a gun. Maybe CNN forgot what their phone numbers are. Or that they exist. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2016 07:41 PM (4ErVI) 2
I'm surprised they havent raised the jackpot beyond $700 mil.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 07, 2016 07:41 PM (iQIUe) 3
Yeah, I'm gonna watch that....
Posted by: donna at January 07, 2016 07:42 PM (/dSsq) Posted by: some skinny lying Marxist fuckhole, 2008 at January 07, 2016 07:43 PM (dbDB8) Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2016 07:43 PM (e3bId) 6
As I was saying in previous thread.
If I win the Power Ball Saturday, could I roll the cash jackpot into a Super PAC to buy Congress? Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 07:43 PM (VnEUI) 7
the best part is the script...really good...
Posted by: ObamaCo ATF at January 07, 2016 07:43 PM (hCdMd) 8
It's a show with everything except the styrofoam Greek columns.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 07, 2016 07:43 PM (iIzG7) 9
there'll be crying clowns along with clapping seals?
who'd miss that? Posted by: micky at January 07, 2016 07:44 PM (LBYzV) 10
>>>>>That's not a town hall, that's a Potemkin Village Meet-and-Greet.
. . . .There was a Potemkin Starship in Star trek. I think it got ate by the Doomsday device. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 07, 2016 07:44 PM (iONHu) 11
Love the poll CNN just put up... According to their poll 67% agree with obamas EO's on guns....
Posted by: donna at January 07, 2016 07:44 PM (/dSsq) 12
I'm following this execution on twitter. They are waiting for the USSC to decide the obligatory last minute appeal. What's unusual about this one is the number of women tweeting bc they were friends of the women he murdered.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 07, 2016 07:44 PM (iQIUe) 13
So, did AC actually fellate the guy, thus not open to the public?
Posted by: Eromero at January 07, 2016 07:44 PM (b+df9) 14
It takes a Potemkin Village. Posted by: Hillarrhoids at January 07, 2016 07:45 PM (HgMAr) 15
"It's a show with everything but Yul Brynner,
you should be looking at the city." https://youtu.be/tBu-ewMRhkA Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 07:45 PM (VnEUI) 16
So how many armed guards are protecting the precious little fucks in this shit show?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2016 07:45 PM (4ErVI) 17
It's 100% scripted "reality TV" starring "Barack Obama" as "the President."
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 07, 2016 07:45 PM (9JJgN) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 07, 2016 07:45 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at January 07, 2016 07:45 PM (KJZeR) 20
Wonder if obama will tear up again....
Posted by: donna at January 07, 2016 07:46 PM (/dSsq) 21
I plan to watch 0 minutes. If I so much as see his picture on the front page of a newspaper, I turn it around so I don't have to see it.
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2016 07:46 PM (sdi6R) 22
USS Constellation commanded by Commodore Matt Decker was the star ship destroyed by the Cornucopia from Hell.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 07:46 PM (VnEUI) 23
"Your chocolate rations will be increased from 2 grams a week to one gram per week. Your welcome."
Posted by: Preezy for Life O at January 07, 2016 07:46 PM (9JJgN) 24
Potemkin Village meet-and-greet? That's GOLD baby!
Posted by: Countrysquire at January 07, 2016 07:46 PM (FyNua) Posted by: Stanley at January 07, 2016 07:46 PM (ODxAs) 26
Screw this, I'm going bowling. Catch you all later.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 07, 2016 07:47 PM (l3vZN) 27
""It's a show with everything but Yul Brynner, you should be looking at the city.""
One night in DC makes the tough guys... cry. Posted by: Qoheleth at January 07, 2016 07:47 PM (iIzG7) 28
The Norks did not make an "H-bomb", you know a fusion device, thermonuclear device. That test was just a "regular" fission bomb. We've got a network of sophisticated seismic monitors that can detect underground nuclear explosions. The seismic signature of a nuke is pretty unique, and you can glean a lot of details about it from that alone.
And then, radionuclide "sniffing" of what leaks out into atmosphere pretty much completes the picture. Right now, we, the Russkies, the other Western "powers" (such as they are now, of course) and likely Japan and some others know all about what the Norks detonated. How much they tell us is another story. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 07:47 PM (dvuhZ) 29
The left sure does dislike individual freedom, don't they?
Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2016 07:47 PM (AfsKp) 30
2 minutes of hate on the NRA
2 minutes of hate on the Republicans 2 minutes of hate on whitey 2 minutes of hate on anyone batting an eye at Muslims 2 minutes of hate on... Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2016 07:47 PM (45oDG) 31
The public restrooms better be open!!!
Posted by: Hillarrhoids at January 07, 2016 07:48 PM (HgMAr) 32
To put it bluntly, fuck obozo and all of his stupid ideas, which is all of them because he's a goddamn idiot. I can understand someone like him becoming a narcissistic ass-clown, but what I do not understand is why so many people worship this turd.
Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2016 07:48 PM (e3bId) Posted by: donna at January 07, 2016 07:48 PM (/dSsq) 34
Funky Town hall
Posted by: Lipps at January 07, 2016 07:48 PM (BO/km) 35
"One night in Man's Country, the whole world's your oyster."
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 07:49 PM (VnEUI) 36
I would rather watch turtles fuck than to hear this sack wrangler have a so-called town hall.
Posted by: Countrysquire at January 07, 2016 07:50 PM (FyNua) 37
>>> what I do not understand is why so many people worship this turd.
That's the dangerous part: all the fools clamoring to make him their Prince. Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2016 07:50 PM (AfsKp) 38
Panic on the dance floor: An email sent to the George Mason Universitys internal listserv advises students of the possibility of armed protesters outside President Obamas town hall at the university this evening. The email, sent by Thomas Longo, the interim chief of police at the university, points out that it is lawful to carry firearms on public outdoor spaces on the campus in Virginia, though Longo does not identify any specific groups planning an armed protest. Virginia is one of dozens of states where it is legal for people aged 18 and over to openly carry a handgun in public without a license or permit except where prohibited by statute. Longo added that while it is lawful to openly carry firearms in public outdoor spaces on the George Mason campus, that right is not extended to students, faculty and staff, according to university policy. Zerg rush! Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 07, 2016 07:50 PM (kdS6q) 39
I think Man's Country is the name of Anderson Cooper's estate.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2016 07:50 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: @votermom at January 07, 2016 07:50 PM (cbfNE) 41
So is the audience all gonna be victims?
Posted by: donna at January 07, 2016 07:50 PM (/dSsq) 42
.There was a Potemkin Starship in Star trek. I think it got ate by the Doomsday device. ........... The Doomsday Machine? THE PLANET EATER? Are you making fun of my vagina? Posted by: Hillarrhoids at January 07, 2016 07:50 PM (HgMAr) 43
""One night in Man's Country, the whole world's your oyster.""
Yeah, but this "Town Hall" isn't going to witness the ultimate test in cerebral fitness. Posted by: Qoheleth at January 07, 2016 07:50 PM (iIzG7) 44
Iraqi refugee arrested in Houston for Isis terror plot today. He was working in concert with refugees in Sacremento and Milwaukee.
Seemed relevant Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 07:50 PM (zOTsN) 45
Ah, the lotteries. You know, Don Corleone and the boys never skimmed anywhere near as much off the top of the pot in their "numbers racket" as the government does.
Gambling, for a "fair game" is a zero sum game. To make it pay, you've got to rig the odds in your favor a little bit, which is what all casinos do. It becomes thus a positive sum game for them, and a negative sum game for the gamblers. The state's "share" of the lottery far exceeds what any casino and even the mob ever took out of any pot. It's truly a tax on the stupid. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 07:51 PM (dvuhZ) 46
I think that I would get more honesty, intellect, and reality by watching "The Prancing Elites" than this farce.
Posted by: cheri at January 07, 2016 07:51 PM (C3KwS) 47
Quote of the day. What do you do if you win the lottery? Get some hookers and cocaine. Classic
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2016 07:51 PM (kL/4b) Posted by: Golfman at January 07, 2016 07:51 PM (48QDY) 49
This Town Hall probably won't get any kicks above the waistline either Sunshine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 07:51 PM (VnEUI) Posted by: Beyond Good and Evil at January 07, 2016 07:52 PM (AxTzt) 51
If anybody wants to do something more useful than (not) listen to Gaylord, Levin has pretty much devoted tonight's program to the Convention of State project.
Posted by: random lurker at January 07, 2016 07:52 PM (+tRIN) 52
Who needs to listen to I, Me,I,Me,I,Me.....
Posted by: donna at January 07, 2016 07:53 PM (/dSsq) 53
The state's "share" of the lottery far exceeds what any casino and even the mob ever took out of any pot.
-- So you're saying there's a chance... Posted by: @votermom at January 07, 2016 07:53 PM (cbfNE) 54
So is the audience all gonna be victims? Posted by: donna at January 07, 2016 07:50 PM In Barry's America, we are all victims, some willing, some unwilling. Posted by: huerfano at January 07, 2016 07:53 PM (NSb9d) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2016 07:53 PM (ODxAs) 56
Another protester. Camera doesn't move.
Posted by: Golfman at January 07, 2016 07:53 PM (48QDY) 57
Ace you're the best
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 07, 2016 07:53 PM (nTgTk) 58
These refugees were placed by the fed after vigorous vetting by the state DEPT
Everything is awesome Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 07:53 PM (zOTsN) 59
Talk about it talk about it talk about it talk about it
Posted by: Lipps at January 07, 2016 07:54 PM (BO/km) 60
USS Constellation commanded by Commodore Matt Decker was the star ship destroyed by the Cornucopia from Hell.
Posted by: Anna Puma Looked like a Bugle snack. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 07:54 PM (FkBIv) 61
His little crybaby stunt the other day got good press, wonder if he will work it into tonight's show?
Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2016 07:54 PM (e3bId) 62
If he steals my act again, I'm suing the bastard...
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at January 07, 2016 07:54 PM (EDYaR) 63
What's the over / under on whether Anderson Cooper will actually suck the president's cock tonight on national TV?
Posted by: Sharkman at January 07, 2016 07:54 PM (IrbWq) 64
This Town Hall would benefit from a good swift kick below the waistline, though, IYKWIMAITYD. Thanks for trading song lyrics --
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 07, 2016 07:54 PM (iIzG7) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 07:54 PM (zLP1L) 66
64 This Town Hall would benefit from a good swift kick below the waistline, though, IYKWIMAITYD. Thanks for trading song lyrics --
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 07, 2016 07:54 PM (iIzG7) I anticipate a viewership lower than the Saturday Demokrat Debate. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 07:55 PM (zLP1L) 67
Its probably only open to gays, judging by the only two people I'm sure will be there.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 07, 2016 07:55 PM (QdAXQ) 68
Gotta MoveOn now gotta MoveOn
Posted by: Lipps at January 07, 2016 07:56 PM (BO/km) 69
63 What's the over / under on whether Anderson Cooper will actually suck the president's cock tonight on national TV?
Posted by: Sharkman at January 07, 2016 07:54 PM (IrbWq) That'll take a sharp set of teeny tiny forceps, dude. It's an "innie." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 07:56 PM (zLP1L) 70
I wonder if San Bernardino will even be mentioned.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 07, 2016 07:56 PM (Xd2w5) 71
F*ck he is already on the skeet shooting BS
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 07, 2016 07:56 PM (bA+CL) 72
So I guess there will be some sob stories.....
Posted by: donna at January 07, 2016 07:56 PM (/dSsq) 73
60 USS Constellation commanded by Commodore Matt Decker was the star ship destroyed by the Cornucopia from Hell.
Posted by: Anna Puma Looked like a Bugle snack. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 07:54 PM (FkBIv) A giant glowing anal fistula. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 07:57 PM (zLP1L) 74
Hey, off topic, but did anyone mention Sabo's recent art at the La Brea Tar Pits today? He depicted GOPe as fossils to be.
From Legal Insurrection: http://tinyurl.com/jd5qwqc He painted Jeb on the sinking elephant with Rubio on the baby "picoderm" and "Establishment Republican" on the other big one. Pretty funny! Posted by: bananaDream at January 07, 2016 07:57 PM (Ag8Mw) 75
So will this Town Hall grip America more than some old rerun of American Idol?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 07:57 PM (VnEUI) 76
NO sign of a teleprompter. SO the longer this goes on, the more likely the mask slips.
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 07, 2016 07:58 PM (bA+CL) 77
Longo like candy!
Posted by: Mongo Longo at January 07, 2016 07:58 PM (FkBIv) 78
Has there ever been another president who expressed so much hatred for people who disagree with him?
Justin Trudeau is worthless but I don't feel hated by him. Posted by: Northernlurker at January 07, 2016 07:58 PM (hJrjt) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 07:58 PM (VnEUI) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 07:58 PM (zLP1L) 81
Is he trying to be clear about his common sense reforms? Gosh, I hope you guys aren't accepting false choices!
Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2016 07:58 PM (e3bId) Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 07, 2016 07:59 PM (vBeA5) 83
"This is an invitation-only event. No tickets are available," the memo states. "The event is not open to the public."
Did CNN even mention this? (stop laughing) If this were a Republican-staged event, those words would be put on a crawl at the bottom of the screen and run continually for the duration. This. Is CNN. Posted by: OregonMuse at January 07, 2016 08:00 PM (/rMpO) 84
Maybe the Nork H-Bomb is a Doomsday Bugle? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:00 PM (zLP1L) 85
81 Is he trying to be clear about his common sense reforms? Gosh, I hope you guys aren't accepting false choices!
------ They won't let him be clear! Strawmen as far as the eye can see, my boy- all the way to both horizons. Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 07, 2016 08:00 PM (bA+CL) 86
Looked like a Bugle snack.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 07:54 PM (FkBIv) ^^^^!! That's what I always thought, too. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 07, 2016 08:00 PM (WWdgA) 87
83 "This is an invitation-only event. No tickets are available," the memo states. "The event is not open to the public."
Did CNN even mention this? (stop laughing) If this were a Republican-staged event, those words would be put on a crawl at the bottom of the screen and run continually for the duration. This. Is CNN. Posted by: OregonMuse at January 07, 2016 08:00 PM (/rMpO) If only Sabo could tap into the chyron/crawl . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:00 PM (zLP1L) 88
I Me Mine, I Me Mine, I Mean Mine....
Posted by: donna at January 07, 2016 08:00 PM (/dSsq) 89
Nobody, inluding Obama, cares about this. Any armed protesters will be plants.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 07, 2016 08:00 PM (/f6Nd) 90
All this from a guy who's going to be protected for the rest of his life by armed Secret Service agents.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 07, 2016 08:00 PM (iIzG7) 91
They just want you to be defenseless. Progressivism/marxism's precepts are undoubtedly anti-human.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 07, 2016 08:00 PM (OvUux) 92
No teleprompter? Mask slipping? Word stumbles?
Guess I will re-post this little story I wrote long ago but not in a galaxy far far away. http://preview.tinyurl.com/j2c29dc Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:01 PM (VnEUI) 93
NRA was invited to "town hall" but declined. Some think that was a mistake.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:01 PM (FkBIv) 94
I might tune in to see if Anderson Cooper tea bags President Feckless Momjeans in the first 15 minutes...
Posted by: Colonel Haiku at January 07, 2016 08:01 PM (Y8JQ4) 95
75 Anna Puma,
I cut the cable, back in 2011... I am not thankfully in a hotel... Fuck Obama and his clown hall Posted by: Sven10077 at January 07, 2016 08:01 PM (g8Hfr) 96
NRA was invited to "town hall" but declined. Some think that was a mistake.
"Some" would be wrong... Posted by: donna at January 07, 2016 08:02 PM (/dSsq) 97
Is Obama going to cry again?
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2016 08:02 PM (Z56vq) 98
Guns for drug cartels but not for citizens. Yeah, got it Chief.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 07, 2016 08:02 PM (8ZskC) 99
93 NRA was invited to "town hall" but declined. Some think that was a mistake.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:01 PM (FkBIv) Good choice. Especially since they will make hay of the public execution it was intended to be. Time to delegitimize the MFM. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:02 PM (zLP1L) 100
PGA 2016 season starts today. Watching beautiful Hawaii on the tube right now. Hoping Spieth can have a repeat of last season even if he is a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 07, 2016 08:02 PM (MNgU2) 101
The more Trek savvy of the Horde correct me, but wasn't the original Doomsday Weapon made from an airport wind-sock coated in cement?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:02 PM (VnEUI) 102
So let's see... The American people should be disarmed, while the police are threatened with mob violence and criminal prosecution for trying to protect law-abiding citizens. Meanwhile, the government is allowing millions of foreign criminals, gang members, and terrorists to come into the country. Do I have that about right?
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2016 08:03 PM (sdi6R) 103
>>> Is he trying to be clear about his common sense reforms? Gosh, I hope you guys aren't accepting
"You didn't shoot that!" Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2016 08:03 PM (AfsKp) Posted by: Sven10077 at January 07, 2016 08:03 PM (g8Hfr) 105
since I got willowed on the thread about the muslim flash'rape mobs, I will leave this here, L. A. Police Gear on line sells those stainless steel, snap out batons. Anyone can buy one and they are perfectly legal to carry. They are 8 inches long and snap out to 20 inches. Coupled with a resolute "do not fuck with me " attitude, they will quickly put a stop to aggression. Self defense begins with self, ladies. Time to tighten up, the shit is getting real
Posted by: yakima canutt at January 07, 2016 08:03 PM (cFCDy) 106
101 Or an old powder horn.
Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2016 08:03 PM (8HTq1) Posted by: Golfman at January 07, 2016 08:03 PM (48QDY) 108
obama has no idea what hes talking about. he sounds like an idiot
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:04 PM (AkOaV) 109
Point of order, Mr. Prezznit. How can we expect commonsense reforms from a Chief Executive who obviously has none?
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 07, 2016 08:04 PM (iIzG7) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 07, 2016 08:04 PM (kdS6q) 111
Sven, not watching either.
In fact I am going to write more story. http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:04 PM (VnEUI) 112
straw purchasing hundreds of guns in indiana then selling them on the streets in chicago is already super illegal, idiot.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:04 PM (AkOaV) 113
>>>>> I would rather watch turtles fuck than to hear this sack wrangler have a so-called town hall.<<<<<
Okay; http://tinyurl.com/jqqtc4h Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 07, 2016 08:04 PM (tEDMc) 114
105 Posted by: yakima canutt at January 07, 2016 08:03 PM (cFCDy)
PJ Media had an article illustrating 8 potentially lethal krav maga moves that are not that difficult to master. For what it's worth. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:04 PM (zLP1L) 115
er um some folks may be allowed to own a gun, errr uh, to hunt but let ummmm. emmm. Let me be clear, america is strongest when it let's the police handle folks who are trying to rob folks
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 07, 2016 08:05 PM (9Gul7) 116
113 >>>>> I would rather watch turtles fuck than to hear this sack wrangler have a so-called town hall.
Okay; http://tinyurl.com/jqqtc4h Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 07, 2016 08:04 PM (tEDMc) McConnell and his Oriental concubine? Pass. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:05 PM (zLP1L) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:05 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: Drider at January 07, 2016 08:06 PM (6Xbsz) 119
The person I heard (Jerry Doyle) claiming it was a mistake for the NRA not to attend compared it to Rand Paul and George Bush speaking to the NAACP. He thought that was wonderful.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:06 PM (FkBIv) 120
So I thought a "town Hall" meeting was supposed to be random folks from the Community not hand picked butt kissers...
Posted by: donna at January 07, 2016 08:06 PM (/dSsq) 121
I think Obama thinks he is still mr charisma. That he has that old magic that will sway the masses
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:06 PM (zOTsN) 122
Mr. President, first of all, let me say what a thrill it is to be here. My question to you is what would you say is the proper punishment for those right wing haters who refuse to listen to reason and oppose you to making these common sense changes to the gun control laws mainly because of the color of your skin? And furthermore I just want to say that I and all fair minded, right thinking people think you are just wonderful!
Posted by: Real Everyday American at January 07, 2016 08:06 PM (EDYaR) 123
115 er um some folks may be allowed to own a gun, errr uh, to hunt but let ummmm. emmm. Let me be clear, america is strongest when it let's the police handle folks who are trying to rob folks
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 07, 2016 08:05 PM (9Gul7) Folks, folks, folks. I'm sick to death of that word! Folks-ge-fucking-meinshaft. FEh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:06 PM (zLP1L) 124
So I thought a "town Hall" meeting was supposed to be random folks from the Community not hand picked butt kissers...
Okay, so "Cult Hall Meeting" then... Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 07, 2016 08:07 PM (8ZskC) 125
"let me finish this point, cooper"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:07 PM (AkOaV) 126
Isn't Burlington Vt where they grow commies?
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:07 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:07 PM (FkBIv) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 07, 2016 08:07 PM (8ZskC) 129
126 Isn't Burlington Vt where they grow commies?
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:07 PM (zOTsN) Anyone seen Cloggenstein? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:07 PM (zLP1L) 130
Sound that is made by placing the tongue between the lips and blowing.
It is sometimes, as is now, accompanied by seeing one's thumbs placed in the ears and the flapping of the hands. Posted by: Ralph at January 07, 2016 08:07 PM (BN6Vh) 131
...so, he's going to make guns safer now?
Redesign firearms? or...? what the fuck is he babbling about? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:08 PM (AkOaV) 132
115 er um some folks may be allowed to own a gun, errr uh, to hunt but let ummmm. emmm. Let me be clear, america is strongest when it let's the police handle folks who are trying to rob folks
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 07, 2016 08:05 PM (9Gul7) Except when the "folks who are trying to rob folks" are members of a protected class. Then the DoJ will nail the police to the wall. Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2016 08:08 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Qoheleth at January 07, 2016 08:08 PM (iIzG7) 134
You won't last long at that rate.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:07 PM (FkBIv) ::passes out in a puddle of vomit:: Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:08 PM (AkOaV) 135
Isn't Burlington Vt where they grow commies?
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:07 PM (zOTsN) They grow like Troll babies. Mary stand up! Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:08 PM (VnEUI) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:09 PM (AkOaV) 137
Obama proving he's a tough guy by talking over Anderson Cooper whenever he tries to interrupt with a question.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 07, 2016 08:09 PM (PJFUH) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:09 PM (zLP1L) Posted by: Ralph at January 07, 2016 08:09 PM (BN6Vh) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2016 08:10 PM (ODxAs) 141
My commie bisexual polyamorous anarchist SIL lived there for years
It's all hairy armpits, Birkenstocks, smelly sweaters, rad fems, and maple syrup Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:10 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:10 PM (AkOaV) 143
Posted by: Real Everyday American at January 07, 2016 08:06 PM (EDYaR)
-------- Kudos to whoever you are for being able to say that with a straight face. I'd get about half way through that and I'd be laughing so hard I'd snort. Posted by: Old Blue at January 07, 2016 08:11 PM (9iR5/) 144
Mr. President, how many guns do you think you'll sell tonight?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2016 08:11 PM (EDYaR) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:11 PM (VnEUI) 146
Rad fems get no love.
Posted by: Margarita Toronjas at January 07, 2016 08:12 PM (BN6Vh) Posted by: Qoheleth at January 07, 2016 08:12 PM (iIzG7) 148
I'm not watching a minute of it. I'm having a nice evening and don't want to ruin it.
Posted by: no good deed at January 07, 2016 08:12 PM (GgxVX) 149
I'm shocked that CNN allowed her in the building. She is well spoken.
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 07, 2016 08:12 PM (bA+CL) 150
They are complaining at MSNBC that you had to have a ticket to the trump event
At the same time Obama has a cherry picked "townhall" Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:13 PM (zOTsN) 151
oops.
no, high (legal) gun ownership areas have lower crime in general. you could argue its demographics, but... Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:13 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:13 PM (VnEUI) 153
141 My commie bisexual polyamorous anarchist SIL lived there for years
It's all hairy armpits, Birkenstocks, smelly sweaters, rad fems, and maple syrup Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:10 PM (zOTsN) Ewwwwww!!! Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 07, 2016 08:13 PM (kpqmD) 154
Wait. Coat the RadFems in maple syrup, roll them in feathers, and then sell them to the chicken f*ckers at the Communist News Network townhall.
Profit! Posted by: Old Blue at January 07, 2016 08:14 PM (9iR5/) 155
115 er um some folks may be allowed to own a gun, errr uh, to hunt but let ummmm. emmm. Let me be clear, america is strongest when it let's the police handle folks who are trying to rob folks
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 07, 2016 08:05 PM (9Gul7) Except when the "folks who are trying to rob folks" are members of a protected class. Then the DoJ will nail the police to the wall. *** err um of course some folks who are police are racist terminators who kill other folks for fun but errrrmmm. racist folks shouldn't be police. still america is strongest when we don't judge police shootings unless we have to uhhhhhhh stop police shootings with lawsuits and errr diversity sensitivity training Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 07, 2016 08:14 PM (9Gul7) 156
>> It's all hairy armpits, Birkenstocks, smelly sweaters, rad fems, and maple syrup.
Well, I guess 1 out of 5 isn't bad. Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 07, 2016 08:14 PM (nSW/N) Posted by: Sloi bent Allum at January 07, 2016 08:14 PM (BN6Vh) 158
So, any fake tears yet from PBO? In which pocket do you think he keeps the glycerin so the tears can come on demand?
I'd read that some in the NRA were invited, but declined. I think the inviters knew that they would. Posted by: WTFO at January 07, 2016 08:14 PM (GxhCK) 159
Weasel ZIppers posted a video of a woman being literally torn to pieces by a mob of Islamic men, about 2000 strong from the looks of it. It is absolutely sickening. The question, so how many Islamists approve of that? Is it just that small, small 6% who approve of suicide bombing? The world has lost the plot. Dont see the moron Obama crying for her. The governments of the world don't exist for the countries they claim to represent. It's a huge criminal enterprise, worse than ever. Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at January 07, 2016 08:14 PM (ijIy6) 160
A few more bums tossed from the Trump thing.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2016 08:14 PM (4ErVI) 161
You can have "a" firearm
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:15 PM (zOTsN) 162
Wait. Coat the RadFems in maple syrup, roll them in feathers, and then sell them to the chicken f*ckers at the Communist News Network townhall.
Hah! We're not falling for that scam again. Posted by: This Is CNN at January 07, 2016 08:15 PM (8ZskC) 163
ITS ALREADY ILLEGAL TO SELL GUNS TO 13 YEAR OLD KIDS
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:15 PM (AkOaV) 164
...so, he's going to make guns safer now?
Redesign firearms? Maybe they'll reduce the powder charge so it barely makes the bullet come out. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:15 PM (FkBIv) 165
May I kiss your ring, Mr. President?
Posted by: Maxwell von Teikupp, German Midget Freikorps at January 07, 2016 08:15 PM (AxTzt) 166
Idiocracy, part 117, 273: Jimmy Kimmel sent a crew out and asked some idiots on the street what they thought of North Korean detonating a "hydrogen bomb". They asked it in a cheery way, telling them the Norks were getting congratulations from all over the world.
They got a bunch of idiots to say "Congratulations North Korea. Your dreams can come true." Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 08:15 PM (dvuhZ) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:16 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 07, 2016 08:16 PM (oVNPQ) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:16 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 07, 2016 08:17 PM (/f6Nd) Posted by: Sloi bent Allum at January 07, 2016 08:17 PM (BN6Vh) 172
wow obama has no idea what he's talking about and is ludicrously unprepared for this.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:17 PM (AkOaV) 173
If Obama issues an EO tomorrow regulating El-Nino, it will save the same number of lives his latest orders on guns do.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2016 08:18 PM (kL/4b) 174
This town hall is nothing new. Like his new rules. Why is he doing it?
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:18 PM (zOTsN) 175
wow obama has no idea what he's talking about and is ludicrously unprepared for this.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes His intended audience won't notice. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:18 PM (FkBIv) 176
172 wow obama has no idea what he's talking about and is ludicrously unprepared for this.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:17 PM (AkOaV) So? His audience is LIVs. They don't know or care. Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2016 08:18 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:19 PM (AkOaV) 178
Er...uhh...Anderson. It, uh, would be easier for me to...um...be clear...if you, uhhhh, stopped with the reach around.
Posted by: Barry O. at January 07, 2016 08:19 PM (oVNPQ) 179
159 Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at January 07, 2016 08:14 PM (ijIy6)
England, possibly France, will see a "Clockwork Orange vigilante-style droog army" to start beating on some Muzzies. The rest of Europe is shot. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:19 PM (zLP1L) 180
...already illegal for felons to own guns
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:19 PM (AkOaV) 181
this is like mirror universe
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:19 PM (AkOaV) 182
He is very well prepared. He has the full support of the MSM.
Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2016 08:20 PM (AfsKp) 183
It has to be scary as shit inside Obama's head.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 08:20 PM (ptqRm) 184
England, possibly France, will see a "Clockwork Orange vigilante-style droog army" to start beating on some Muzzies.
I'll believe that when I see the videos. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:20 PM (FkBIv) 185
181 this is like mirror universe
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:19 PM (AkOaV) I'm already on like my upteenth agonizer already. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:20 PM (zLP1L) 186
Now hear this, now hear this:
As a PSA to the horde, President Obama is committed to creating the most open and accessible administration in American history. To send questions, comments, concerns, or well-wishes (cf. #122) to the President or his staff, please use the form available at https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact That is all. Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 07, 2016 08:20 PM (nSW/N) 187
[in bestNazi voice] "Show me your paperss, please!"
I thought it was racist to require any sort of authentication to go anywhere. Why not an open doors policy? Posted by: Delphi technique at January 07, 2016 08:20 PM (1BhJn) 188
Guaranteed, this video on Hillary from the Reagan Coalition is far more entertaining. Not to be missed! Possible sidebar item?
http://bit.ly/1ZdDh4I Posted by: RushBabe at January 07, 2016 08:20 PM (/NEnw) 189
can someone please call obama out on the "anyone can buy a gun on the internet" bullshit?!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:20 PM (AkOaV) 190
He says a gun wouldn't keep her safe and is more likely to harm someone in an accident
A gun is the only thing that is an equalizer between her and her intruder He is really awful. No convincing. He acts like there are NO background checks Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:20 PM (zOTsN) 191
you have to be pretty well trained to fire a weapon against an intruder
Did he really say that? Whutadork. Posted by: Lipps at January 07, 2016 08:20 PM (BO/km) Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 07, 2016 08:21 PM (SyeBm) 193
That was bad.
Posted by: Golfman at January 07, 2016 08:21 PM (48QDY) 194
184 I'll believe that when I see the videos.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:20 PM (FkBIv) Well that's just it; you WON'T see it. But your point is taken. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:21 PM (zLP1L) 195
And for my next magic act, I shall make the gun safer with this magic no release trigger...says Obama.
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2016 08:21 PM (+3RH+) 196
Speaking of guns, what do we have on Ivanka's boobs?
Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2016 08:21 PM (e3bId) 197
he's talking about out of state straw purchasers.
Who presumably can pass background checks. How does hiring more ATF agents change that?! Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:22 PM (AkOaV) 198
194 184 I'll believe that when I see the videos.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:20 PM (FkBIv) Well that's just it; you WON'T see it. But your point is taken. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:21 PM (zLP1L) I'd wager there are quite a few Pat Condell's over in old Blighty and la belle France. But the chips are stacked against them. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:22 PM (zLP1L) 199
"well trained"???
Crips, Bloods, B'more savages, Fergudishu yutes all beg to differ. Even St. Traytable of the Skittles is going "whut bro?" Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:22 PM (VnEUI) 200
193 Golfman,
Doesn't matter, he could shit from his mouth and the media would swear it was roses... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 07, 2016 08:22 PM (g8Hfr) 201
Can someone post some links to these internet sites where I can buy without any check?
Posted by: Willy J. at January 07, 2016 08:23 PM (Nkdwp) 202
199 "well trained"???
Crips, Bloods, B'more savages, Fergudishu yutes all beg to differ. Even St. Traytable of the Skittles is going "whut bro?" Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:22 PM (VnEUI) Cops are not well trained in firearms. By any stretch of the imagination. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:23 PM (AkOaV) 203
This not working well.
Posted by: Golfman at January 07, 2016 08:23 PM (48QDY) 204
Obama wants to make guns more expensive?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:23 PM (AkOaV) 205
Well trained in not turning the piece sideways.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:23 PM (FkBIv) 206
This is to shame the pro second amendment people. It's the only reason. He should be holding a sad puppy. And an orphan. In a slum without running water. While it snows. A single tear going down his cheek. With violins playing in the background.
He just admitted he wants to make it harder for people to get guns Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:23 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: the real ch3 at January 07, 2016 08:24 PM (NyVz8) 208
187 I thought it was racist to require any sort of authentication to go anywhere. Why not an open doors policy?
Posted by: Delphi technique at January 07, 2016 08:20 PM (1BhJn) Well how do the schva----s tell who is "authentic?" Asking for a fiend. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:24 PM (zLP1L) 209
Oooh, now he's talking registries.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:24 PM (AkOaV) 210
>>>His intended audience won't notice.
<<< That's it with everything, down to Michelle's hokey dressing, they do. They have an audience and they play to that audience. The MSM will represent it or bury it in the most effective way. Posted by: Ralph at January 07, 2016 08:24 PM (BN6Vh) 211
206 This is to shame the pro second amendment people. It's the only reason. He should be holding a sad puppy. And an orphan. In a slum without running water. While it snows. A single tear going down his cheek. With violins playing in the background.
He just admitted he wants to make it harder for people to get guns Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:23 PM (zOTsN) by violins you mean the sarah mclachlan song in the humane society commercials right Posted by: the real ch3 at January 07, 2016 08:24 PM (NyVz8) 212
Alas, no one will stand up and ask him how to clean a gun or check to make sure a gun is unloaded.
As in, "How do you know how it actually works?" Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 08:24 PM (yCwFB) 213
Heh. Right now on one of the local ham radio repeaters a guy was just saying, "...so I'm sharpening the bayonet and checking magazines..."
Posted by: Country Singer at January 07, 2016 08:25 PM (GUBah) 214
209 Oooh, now he's talking registries.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:24 PM (AkOaV) All gun owners must wear a yellow star, er, bullseye. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:25 PM (zLP1L) 215
you cannot buy a gun on the internet and have it shipped to you.
it goes to an FFL, you doofus. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:16 PM (AkOaV) I think there is a language obfuscation effort going on here. You can indeed "buy" a gun on the internet. You just can't take "possession" of it until a licensed FFL holder runs a successful background check on you! Posted by: Hrothgar at January 07, 2016 08:25 PM (ftVQq) 216
These automatic military style assault rifles with the things that go up on the back that little kids can buy at gun shows or online? How can we stand idly by and allow that! Multi automatic round weapons! 1000 round clips! Hollow point cop killer bullets that shoot through schools! Who needs to own them!
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 07, 2016 08:25 PM (EDYaR) 217
Just donate a minimum of $10.00 to the DNCC, and your name will be placed in a drawing for the next Obama "town hall" meeting. Even if you are not from a town, you will still be eligible.
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 07, 2016 08:25 PM (IeXP9) 218
Wasn't the contractor who got the 404Care contract the same people who sucked Canada dry to the tune of a billion dollars or so for the Canadian gun registry?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:26 PM (VnEUI) 219
wow that sheriff was great
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:26 PM (AkOaV) 220
The president's on TV? I'll be in the other room loofah-ing my bunions if anybody needs me.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 07, 2016 08:26 PM (NeFrd) 221
Things that go up.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 07, 2016 08:26 PM (Dwehj) 222
You can't come to the Cologne town hall meeting without a ticket, especially if you live in this town. I've only given tickets to Muslim refugees.
Posted by: Henritte Reker at January 07, 2016 08:26 PM (1BhJn) 223
Thanks to Drudge linking the livestream as the MAIN headline, Trump's rally in VT had as many as 14,699 ppl watching at once
Trump supporters in VT must have been surprised and heartened by his coming, they must've expected to be written off as "Bernieland" -- Trump cares about his supporters wherever they are! Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 07, 2016 08:27 PM (xetep) 224
218 Wasn't the contractor who got the 404Care contract the same people who sucked Canada dry to the tune of a billion dollars or so for the Canadian gun registry?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:26 PM (VnEUI) And wasn't the CEO of that company one of Mooch's cronies from back when? Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 08:27 PM (oKE6c) 225
He is pretty awful. Who is this for?
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:27 PM (zOTsN) 226
He just admitted he wants to make it harder for people to get guns
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:23 PM (zOTsN) Hey, it worked for illegal drugs. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 07, 2016 08:27 PM (8ZskC) 227
I tell you what, I'll buy into his plan just as soon as he agrees to apply the same scrutiny to voter registration.
Posted by: no good deed at January 07, 2016 08:27 PM (GgxVX) 228
Wow Obama is floundering.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:27 PM (AkOaV) 229
Someone tell him to close his loop hole!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 07, 2016 08:27 PM (NeFrd) 230
So is anyone here actually watching this dog-and-pony show?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (uZNvH) 231
Trump said he loves hecklers because the MSM cameras are then FORCED to pan their cameras on the big crowds
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (xetep) 232
He isn't answering the deputies question. At all
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (AkOaV) 234
232 He isn't answering the deputies question. At all
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (zOTsN) not even close Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (AkOaV) 235
Seamus, Reggie isn't on stage to do that.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (VnEUI) 236
I tell you what, I'll buy into his plan just as soon as he agrees to apply the same scrutiny to voter registration.
Posted by: no good deed at January 07, 2016 08:27 PM (GgxVX) And immigration. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (bLnSU) Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (zOTsN) 238
CT had an assault weapons ban on the day of the newtown shooting by the way
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (AkOaV) 239
So instead of owning an actual gun you can just point your finger and go "pew pew".
*aide whispers in ear* I'm sorry, you can just make the "pew pew" sound. Posted by: Barry O. at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (oVNPQ) 240
Question I'd ask:
"Mr. President, if you were simply Mr. Obama, would you own a firearm to protect your wife and daughters and train as to how to use it? If not, why not?" Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (yCwFB) 241
.the kid in newtown killed his mother and stole her guns.
how do you solve that, Obama? Close the MILF loophole. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 07, 2016 08:29 PM (8ZskC) 242
...so are we circling back to banning guns then, Obama?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:29 PM (AkOaV) 243
If he's talking bullshit gibberish then you're not letting him be clear. Again.
Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2016 08:29 PM (e3bId) 244
Heh. Right now on one of the local ham radio repeaters a guy was just saying, "...so I'm sharpening the bayonet and checking magazines..."
Posted by: Country Singer Checking QST and CQ. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:29 PM (FkBIv) 245
234 232 He isn't answering the deputies question. At all
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (zOTsN) not even close Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:28 PM (AkOaV) The mind-numbed are in a persistent vegetative state. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:29 PM (zLP1L) 246
HE KILLED HIS OWN FUCKING MOTHER, DUDE
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:29 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: no good deed at January 07, 2016 08:30 PM (GgxVX) 248
what in gods name is he talking about?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:30 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 07, 2016 08:30 PM (iQIUe) 250
As Qoeleth said, "This Town Hall is not a test for cerebral fitness."
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:30 PM (VnEUI) Posted by: Sven10077 at January 07, 2016 08:31 PM (g8Hfr) 252
If he's talking bullshit gibberish then you're not letting him be clear. Again.
Posted by: Weasel But it's authentic New Frontier gibberish. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:31 PM (FkBIv) 253
Those of us not watching have no idea what the rest of you are talking about.
Simultaneously confused and relieved. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2016 08:31 PM (bLnSU) 254
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:30 PM (AkOaV)
Thank you for watching so I can watch hockey while following this thread. Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 08:31 PM (yCwFB) 255
Heh. Right now on one of the local ham radio repeaters a guy was just saying, "...so I'm sharpening the bayonet and checking magazines..."
Posted by: Country Singer ----- Checking QST and CQ. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:29 PM (FkBIv) Funny you should say that, he actually gave the caveat, "...and I don't mean QST." Posted by: Country Singer at January 07, 2016 08:32 PM (GUBah) 256
HE KILLED HIS OWN FUCKING MOTHER, DUDE
Posted by: Harry Paratestes Have you no sympathy for the orphans? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:32 PM (FkBIv) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:32 PM (VnEUI) 258
227 I tell you what, I'll buy into his plan just as soon as he agrees to apply the same scrutiny to voter registration.
Posted by: no good deed at January 07, 2016 08:27 PM (GgxVX) AND disarms the ghetto. Then we'll talk. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 08:32 PM (oKE6c) 259
I think we're all indebted to Barky Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic Leftard gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
Posted by: Olson Johnson at January 07, 2016 08:32 PM (8ZskC) 260
I wonder if Michelle lets him be clear.
Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2016 08:32 PM (e3bId) 261
Another question: "Why do many of these mass shootings occur in places where people cannot legally carry guns?"
Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 08:32 PM (yCwFB) 262
They need to let the questioner have one rebuttal to the prezzy BS. For example, there have been lots of knife attacks on chinese schoolkids where a bunch were killed, but he only refers to the one non-fatal attack that happened on the same day as Newtown, as if that were the only one.
Posted by: stace at January 07, 2016 08:33 PM (CoX6k) 263
Wow Obama is floundering.
**** Flopping around on the floor with his mouth gaped open and both eyes on the same side of his head?? I might have to turn on the TV just to see that. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 07, 2016 08:33 PM (NeFrd) 264
Anyone else watching Trump? I seem to have lost the feed. Did someone pull the plug?
Posted by: ALH at January 07, 2016 08:33 PM (Z56vq) 265
Fuck Obama and his half-assed Nuremberg rally.
I urge everyone to buy a firearm or three and ammo and send a copy of the receipt to the white house for their pajama boys to fap over. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 07, 2016 08:33 PM (ej1L0) 266
246 HE KILLED HIS OWN FUCKING MOTHER, DUDE
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:29 PM (AkOaV) There ought to be a law against that. Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2016 08:33 PM (sdi6R) 267
Merovign, video in #15
Far more educational in value Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:32 PM (VnEUI) Oh, I'm not falling for that again! Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2016 08:33 PM (bLnSU) 268
260 I wonder if Michelle lets him be clear.
Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2016 08:32 PM (e3bId) Why should she? No one else does. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 08:34 PM (oKE6c) 269
Also, make no mistake. Isn't that another of his faves; cautioning us to make no mistakes?
Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2016 08:34 PM (e3bId) 270
Since late 1998 there were 225 million NICS checks,
130 million are during Obama's tenure. Barry's cronies claim 40% of firearms sales bypass NICS, So Barry should e credited with ~210 million firearms sales. Outstanding. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 08:34 PM (T78UI) 271
Have we got to the soaring rhetoric yet?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 07, 2016 08:34 PM (8ZskC) 272
If you don't like what's posted at #15...
http://japan-magazine.jnto.go.jp/en/1601_kawaiimonstercafe.html Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:34 PM (VnEUI) 273
What did the deputy ask?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2016 08:34 PM (bLnSU) Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 07, 2016 08:34 PM (SyeBm) Posted by: Ralph at January 07, 2016 08:35 PM (BN6Vh) 276
Anti-gun propaganda is the longest-running theme our lying media has. I remember CBS running specials on the need for gun control as far back as 1968 or so.
Never have trusted the treasonous sonsabitches ever since. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 07, 2016 08:35 PM (S0bOl) Posted by: Oedipus Rex at January 07, 2016 08:35 PM (1BhJn) 278
So let's do the math, shall we?
For every white kid killed in a mass shooting incident, there are what? Maybe 200 black kids murdered by other black kids. Is that about right? Yet he's upset by one, and not the other. Is he saying a black kid is worth less than 0.5% as much as a white kid? What other conclusion can I draw? Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 08:36 PM (oKE6c) 279
So let's do the math, shall we?
For every white kid killed in a mass shooting incident, there are what? Maybe 200 black kids murdered by other black kids. Is that about right? Yet he's upset by one, and not the other. Is he saying a black kid is worth less than 0.5% as much as a white kid? What other conclusion can I draw? Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 08:36 PM (oKE6c) Another great question that won't be asked. Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 08:36 PM (yCwFB) 280
271 Have we got to the soaring rhetoric yet?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 07, 2016 08:34 PM (8ZskC) Not yet. Teleprompter malfunction. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 08:36 PM (oKE6c) 281
Did he marry his father?
Posted by: Oedipus Rex ***** No, but he did crash his car into the front of a building. Posted by: Edifice Wrecks at January 07, 2016 08:37 PM (NeFrd) 282
256 HE KILLED HIS OWN FUCKING MOTHER, DUDE
Posted by: Harry Paratestes Have you no sympathy for the orphans? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:32 PM (FkBIv) So he's eligible to run for prexy, right? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:37 PM (zLP1L) 283
You had a Dem majority in both houses of Congress for most of your time in office, why didn't you send your gun bills up & get them passed into law the old-fashioned way? Your bluestate buddies afraid of your bullshit, perhaps?
Posted by: mnwxyz at January 07, 2016 08:37 PM (NiHAc) 284
Mass shootings are media circuses. That's the only reason this is their only focus in the propaganda.
It's *propaganda*, not actually the reason for their position. That reason, as always, is power and control. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2016 08:37 PM (bLnSU) 285
Does Obama really think it's legal for an Indiana resident to straw purchase hundreds of guns, then go to Chicago and sell them to 12 year old kids?
And "cheaper then buying books"? Does he have any idea how much guns cost? What is he talking about? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:38 PM (AkOaV) 286
OK, there's plenty of moron-level humor in this 'Hitler gets slipped some horse Viagra' reworking of the 'Downfall' movie, using different scenes than the usual:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAqyWpBo9OU Posted by: OregonMuse at January 07, 2016 08:38 PM (/rMpO) 287
Barack Obama
Self centered, introspective, unplugged*. *-Unless you count the horse-hair butt plug that Anderson Cooper is smuggling. Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2016 08:38 PM (HCsGP) 288
TOTUS barfed on the carpet all the pretty flowery meaningless words, it couldn't handle the stress and the dilithium crystals shorted out. And Michelle of Troyius refused to loan her baubles to power it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:38 PM (VnEUI) 289
Dude, we already have background checks.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:38 PM (AkOaV) 290
279 Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 08:36 PM (oKE6c)
Between Planned Parenthood and the Great Society, black people will be all but extinct in this country in about 80 years. Hence, Amnesty. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:38 PM (zLP1L) 291
Father Pfleger??? Oh what a coincidence
Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2016 08:39 PM (uZNvH) Posted by: Horny Salmon at January 07, 2016 08:39 PM (1BhJn) 293
Watching "How It's Made".
Guess I could flip over to CNN and see Barky's version- " How Shit's Made" Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 07, 2016 08:39 PM (tOhDB) 294
"its easier to get a gun in my neighborhood then a computer" fuck you, priest. (said as a former catholic)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:39 PM (AkOaV) 295
Oh God, they're bringing on that commie Father Phleger.
do the opposite of whatever he says and you'll be fine. Posted by: stace at January 07, 2016 08:39 PM (CoX6k) 296
And "cheaper then buying books"?
Does he have any idea how much guns cost? What is he talking about? Posted by: Harry Paratestes Is he talking about those ridiculously priced college text books? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:39 PM (FkBIv) 297
oh gawd, what a walking proggy stereotype
Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2016 08:40 PM (uZNvH) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:40 PM (AkOaV) 299
Phleger the phlony pflake phliest...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:40 PM (VnEUI) Posted by: Je suis l' etat at January 07, 2016 08:40 PM (BN6Vh) 301
295 Oh God, they're bringing on that commie Father Phleger.
do the opposite of whatever he says and you'll be fine. Posted by: stace at January 07, 2016 08:39 PM (CoX The Pope did him. In Harry Reid's house. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:40 PM (zLP1L) 302
Watching "How It's Made".
Guess I could flip over to CNN and see Barky's version- " How Shit's Made" Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet The USA. How it's unmade. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:40 PM (FkBIv) 303
not enough consensus to license, obama?
yet we're nuts to thikn you'd take away guns if you could? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:41 PM (AkOaV) 304
Phleger the phlony pflake phliest...
Sadly, no. He's nearly an exact copy of my parish priest. UGH Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at January 07, 2016 08:41 PM (Vz7fy) 305
Phleger. How is that guy still a priest? Glad y'all are watching, and I'm not.
Posted by: no good deed at January 07, 2016 08:41 PM (GgxVX) 306
295 Oh God, they're bringing on that commie Father Phleger.
Who's he? Is he supposed to be somebody? Posted by: OregonMuse at January 07, 2016 08:41 PM (/rMpO) 307
299 Phleger the phlony pflake phliest...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:40 PM (VnEUI) With Jen Psaki, who psucks. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:41 PM (zLP1L) 308
The metal bending device then threads the sprocket.
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2016 08:41 PM (qUNWi) 309
so this is where Obama seems "reasonable": invite his lefty priest buddy to make some outrageous suggestion that only the hardcore left would support, and Obama said "oh no no, that goes too far"
Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2016 08:41 PM (uZNvH) 310
So, is that crazy priest in the audience??
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 07, 2016 08:41 PM (iQIUe) 311
306 295 Oh God, they're bringing on that commie Father Phleger.
Who's he? Is he supposed to be somebody? Posted by: OregonMuse at January 07, 2016 08:41 PM (/rMpO) Let me know if Rashid Khalidi shows up. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:42 PM (zLP1L) 312
Worst infomercial ever
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:42 PM (w+zH+) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:42 PM (AkOaV) 314
looks like they shipped my last 500 rds of 9mm using FedEx.
I'm screwed. But, people are calling me and saying "Hey, how can I buy a handgun legally in this State?". So I have that going for me. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 08:42 PM (ptqRm) 315
If Khalidi shows up, that'll be the bomb. Totes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:42 PM (VnEUI) 316
I don't know if it's live or not, but Trump is talking about getting rid of gun-free zones.
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2016 08:42 PM (sdi6R) 317
I have completed the application process for my carry permit! Should have my lifetime permit in a few weeks. Lady at the sheriff s office said they processed 100permit application just in December. That is three times the norm.
Indiana is just carry, you choose open or concealed! Posted by: madamemayhem at January 07, 2016 08:42 PM (WPm3x) 318
At 337 degrees the material is now ready for the press.
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2016 08:42 PM (qUNWi) 319
306 295 Oh God, they're bringing on that commie Father Phleger.
Who's he? Is he supposed to be somebody? Posted by: OregonMuse at January 07, 2016 08:41 PM (/rMpO) ". . .The power of Christ compels you!!!!!. . ." "Dimmi, why you do dis to me???" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:42 PM (zLP1L) 320
yeah dude i totally want a 'chip" i have to wear to make my gun work.
Totally makes sense. I'm sure it'll be highly reliable. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:43 PM (AkOaV) 321
Oh God, they're bringing on that commie Father Phleger.
Who's he? Is he supposed to be somebody? Posted by: OregonMuse He's been doing the "I hate being whitey" schtick in Chicago for 30 years or better. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:43 PM (FkBIv) 322
Who's he? Is he supposed to be somebody?
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 07, 2016 08:41 PM (/rMpO) =========== Catholic Liberation Theology. Played by John Cusak in Chi-Raq. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 07, 2016 08:43 PM (iQIUe) Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2016 08:43 PM (HCsGP) 324
you have to be pretty well trained to fire a weapon against an intruder
-------------------------- A surprisingly large number of cops have demonstrated otherwise, based on the tragic stories that turn up in the newspapers following said cops' use of their sidearms. Posted by: junior at January 07, 2016 08:43 PM (LRVQe) 325
320 yeah dude i totally want a 'chip" i have to wear to make my gun work.
Totally makes sense. I'm sure it'll be highly reliable. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:43 PM (AkOaV) Lays or Pringles. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:43 PM (zLP1L) Posted by: Margarita Toronjas at January 07, 2016 08:43 PM (BN6Vh) 327
306 295 Oh God, they're bringing on that commie Father Phleger.
Who's he? Is he supposed to be somebody? Posted by: OregonMuse at January 07, 2016 08:41 PM (/rMpO) Communist Chicago priest and longtime Obama supporter. He even dissed Hillary in church, so ok, he may have been right about that one. Posted by: stace at January 07, 2016 08:43 PM (CoX6k) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:43 PM (AkOaV) 329
Why do I feel like someday dozens of black boys are going to say Pfleger molested them
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:43 PM (w+zH+) 330
After 2 and a half hours of spinning in the basket the product is ready for sorting.
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2016 08:44 PM (qUNWi) 331
So my question isn't about guns, "per se". But as a blushing bride from Saudi Arabia, I won't be asked any questions about jihad, will I?
No? Ok. ....no, I have no follow up questions. Posted by: Suspicious woman in a burqa at January 07, 2016 08:44 PM (oVNPQ) 332
321 He's been doing the "I hate being whitey" schtick in Chicago for 30 years or better.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:43 PM (FkBIv) Jim Jones without the actual Kool Aid. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:44 PM (zLP1L) 333
yeah dude i totally want a 'chip" i have to wear to make my gun work.
Totally makes sense. I'm sure it'll be highly reliable. Posted by: Harry Paratestes You'll truly get a blue screen of death. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:44 PM (FkBIv) 334
So, this past Monday I had to take my daughter to YET ANOTHER emergency orthodontist appointment before school in town here (by the way, don't get regular braces for a kid who plays a mouthguard-sport yearround).
As we neared the office, we passed a little Friends school, then a pretty little park, with swings. There was a man on the swings. SWINGING. A suicide. A group of students was nearby waiting for their bus. My friend is a cop; he said this happens all the time. So somehow, people killing themselves by wrapping their necks in a child's swing and then jumping, sure to be seen by children later, is better than them using a gun to just shoot themselves? Not seeing it. I think it's over three quarters of the "gun deaths" stats are suicides, correct? I thought progs were super-into people "choosing to die." What's wrong with privacy and efficiency in that regard? Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at January 07, 2016 08:44 PM (Vz7fy) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 08:44 PM (ptqRm) 336
329 Why do I feel like someday dozens of black boys are going to say Pfleger molested them
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:43 PM (w+zH+) And he'll be given the Jeff Dahmer treatment, inshala. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:44 PM (zLP1L) 337
You'll truly get a blue screen of death. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:44 PM (FkBIv) seriously. I want to put my life in the hands of microsoft for guns. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:45 PM (AkOaV) 338
Trump's Vermont rally was live on YouTube....just finished. I'll bet it got higher ratings than the CNN townhall.
Posted by: Stay out da Bushes at January 07, 2016 08:45 PM (rZJS9) 339
"Who's he? Is he supposed to be somebody?"
-Posted by: OregonMuse at January 07, 2016 08:41 PM (/rMpO) Loudmouth, activist, communist priest from *cough*... Chicago. He's the white Jeremiah Wright. Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 08:45 PM (OQ9R7) 340
If the Sandmen had guns made by Microsoft...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:45 PM (VnEUI) 341
338 Trump's Vermont rally was live on YouTube....just finished. I'll bet it got higher ratings than the CNN townhall.
Posted by: Stay out da Bushes at January 07, 2016 08:45 PM (rZJS9) Yup, the media will give an actual honest count. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:45 PM (zLP1L) 342
Ryan Pennock who owns Thunderbird gun range here in Wichita decided to attend to represent the retail gun dealer assn. Not sure if he will get to speak.
Posted by: dph at January 07, 2016 08:45 PM (iZzbY) 343
Oh God, they're bringing on that commie Father Phleger.
do the opposite of whatever he says and you'll be fine. Posted by: stace at January 07, 2016 08:39 PM (CoX6k) Yup.....fake POS if Jesus was alive he would put his foot up this so called "teacher's" ass. Sounds like my parish priest...all touchy feely crap but forgets the teaching of our Lord. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 07, 2016 08:46 PM (ej1L0) 344
OK, I guess the Trump thing is over, but you can watch the video by clicking the Drudge headline. I only watched a little bit, but at the end he was talking about the shootings on military bases and recruiting centers, and how absurd gun-free zones are.
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2016 08:46 PM (sdi6R) 345
When discussing Pfleger, you should really put scare quotes around "priest".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 07, 2016 08:46 PM (S0bOl) 346
I am so confused...so Ice Ice Pfleger is now randomly at Bronk T Ogabe's clown hall?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 08:46 PM (g8Hfr) 347
These are not parish priests. They are pariah priests.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:46 PM (VnEUI) 348
Let me know if Jerry Springer shows up with DNA test results.
Posted by: Edifice Wrecks at January 07, 2016 08:47 PM (NeFrd) 349
So, is buying guns illegally illegal or not? Cause if it's not, it should be.
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 07, 2016 08:47 PM (IeXP9) 350
342 Ryan Pennock who owns Thunderbird gun range here in Wichita decided to attend to represent the retail gun dealer assn. Not sure if he will get to speak.
Posted by: dph at January 07, 2016 08:45 PM (iZzbY) Yeah, sure he will. If he does, he will be a target, mocked, ridiculed and straw-manned to death. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:47 PM (zLP1L) 351
Does he remind us countries like France and Norway don't have mass murders because of their gun control?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 08:47 PM (T78UI) 352
Sorry I won't hire more ATF agents, my hands are tied, I can't create laws.
But bring on that amnesty for illegals! I can totally do that! Posted by: Prezzy Obumbles at January 07, 2016 08:48 PM (uZNvH) 353
Why do I feel like someday dozens of black boys are going to say Pfleger molested them
only if the checks stop clearing Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at January 07, 2016 08:48 PM (Vz7fy) 354
why cant this gun lobbyist correct o bama on the current laws?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:48 PM (AkOaV) 355
I am not watching Obama. I am drinking though because my puppy discovered how to somehow get the water hose out from the wall and flooded my laundry room.
Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 08:48 PM (bYGAR) 356
"When discussing Pfleger, you should really put scare quotes around "priest" "
-Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 07, 2016 08:46 PM (S0bOl) Agreed. *makes a note of it* Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 08:48 PM (OQ9R7) Posted by: Himmler's Ghost at January 07, 2016 08:48 PM (HCsGP) 358
Is this event being sponsored by the gun manufacturers? Because sales will surely be up tomorrow.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 07, 2016 08:48 PM (hJrjt) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:48 PM (zLP1L) 360
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at January 07, 2016 08:49 PM (HqyrN) 361
359
The problem in Chicago is . . . Indiana????? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:48 PM (zLP1L) yes, apparently Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:49 PM (AkOaV) 362
who are these idiot clapping seals?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:49 PM (AkOaV) 363
Gran Muff Gaylord, "The Imperial Senate will no longer be a problem, it has been abolished. And my loyal minions will now rule each state and city."
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:49 PM (VnEUI) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:49 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: Edifice Wrecks at January 07, 2016 08:50 PM (NeFrd) 366
So if the Bloods and Crips go to a gun show and are refused service, the DoJ will sue for discrimination. Blood is simmering now. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:50 PM (zLP1L) 367
I am not watching Obama. I am drinking though because my puppy discovered how to somehow get the water hose out from the wall and flooded my laundry room. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 08:48 PM (bYGAR) An explorer. Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 08:50 PM (yCwFB) 368
362
who are these idiot clapping seals? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:49 PM (AkOaV) CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Posted by: Marry Clogginstine at January 07, 2016 08:50 PM (uZNvH) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:50 PM (AkOaV) 370
/off sock
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 07, 2016 08:50 PM (NeFrd) 371
He sure does put the Id in Idiot.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2016 08:50 PM (HCsGP) 372
362 who are these idiot clapping seals?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:49 PM (AkOaV) You answered your own question. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:50 PM (zLP1L) Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2016 08:50 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Yo! at January 07, 2016 08:50 PM (HqyrN) 375
Black boys don't cop to that shit and black guys don't do the Dahmer.
But if you're saying Pfleger is a vile human being and a pederast to boot I whole heartedly agree. Posted by: Barney at January 07, 2016 08:51 PM (BN6Vh) 376
371 He sure does put the Id in Idiot.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2016 08:50 PM (HCsGP) And the bastard in ego. Oh wait . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:51 PM (zLP1L) 377
Has Obama ever addressed an even moderately hostile crowd? Or neutral, even?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 07, 2016 08:51 PM (hJrjt) 378
Who is buying 200 guns legally and selling them on the streets?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:40 PM (AkOaV) The BATF. See "Operation Gangwalker." Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2016 08:51 PM (bLnSU) 379
So, this is two hours. Not bright.
Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 08:51 PM (yCwFB) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:51 PM (FkBIv) 381
no, the tyrannical government already exists, dude.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:51 PM (AkOaV) 382
351
Does he remind us countries like France and Norway don't have mass murders because of their gun control? Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 08:47 PM (T78UI) *whispers* Breivik Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2016 08:52 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 07, 2016 08:52 PM (oVNPQ) 384
Is this fucking guy insane? "Strict gun laws and low crime go hand in hand". What- like Chicago? Oh wait, LA? Mmmm- Baltimore?
I mean, he's not even faking the lies anymore. Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2016 08:52 PM (YOPpZ) 385
355 I am not watching Obama. I am drinking though because my puppy discovered how to somehow get the water hose out from the wall and flooded my laundry room.
Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 08:48 PM (bYGAR) Heh. What of kind of pup, Lauren? Posted by: stace at January 07, 2016 08:52 PM (CoX6k) 386
Or mass stabbing attacks like the Peoples Republic of China.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:52 PM (VnEUI) 387
The Legislajudiciecutive branch of government.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 07, 2016 08:52 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 08:53 PM (LzzEz) Posted by: Yo! at January 07, 2016 08:53 PM (HqyrN) 390
Obama, you keep talking about confiscating guns. Then call us "conspiratorial."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:53 PM (AkOaV) 391
jesus, for once -- "cooper" is right
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:53 PM (AkOaV) 392
"Who are these idiot clapping seals?"
-Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:49 PM (AkOaV) Those who watch an Emperor stick his balls in their faces while they tell him his outfit is pretty? Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 08:53 PM (OQ9R7) 393
So this Town Hall is actually Bukakae Theatre?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:53 PM (VnEUI) Posted by: Barney at January 07, 2016 08:54 PM (BN6Vh) 395
...tracing of shells? huh?
so you'd need a registry to tie all "shells" to all "weapons"? How did that work out in Maryland, you ask? http://tinyurl.com/qjghaxy Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 08:54 PM (ptqRm) 396
Who claps?
Older white lady, head looks like a dildo due to short haircut, overweight, smells like cat piss. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2016 08:54 PM (4ErVI) 397
Strict gun laws and low crime go hand in hand
that's bullshit but he just screwed up the bogus stat I've been seeing all over FB - "gun deaths" are lowest in strict-gun-rules states. now, the VAST majority of the gun deaths are suicides so . . . how is this even good? I'd rather address why the high rate of suicide, I personally think it's an enormous sin and it's sinful that we turn away from it and/or ENCOURAGE it. but gun deaths rate has very little to do with safety Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at January 07, 2016 08:54 PM (Vz7fy) 398
377 Has Obama ever addressed an even moderately hostile crowd? Or neutral, even?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 07, 2016 08:51 PM (hJrjt) Never. If he did - I mean if he REALLY was ever challenged directly and forcefully - he's either cry or get apoplectic and perhaps violent. I thought he was gonna go apeshit when Eddie Munster told him in the nicest way his Obamacare numbers didn't add up back at that sham bipartisan committee conference in '09. He was steamed. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:54 PM (zLP1L) 399
The (real) fact check on this will be pages long, and the LIV will never see it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2016 08:55 PM (bLnSU) 400
Chinese stocks up 2%
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 08:55 PM (FkBIv) 401
Has Obama ever addressed an even moderately hostile crowd? Or neutral, even?
***** He came to our town in the run-up to passage of Obamacare ('09?). Invitation only, some bussed in from out of town, hand-picked questioners with hand-picked questions, local Dem politicos schmoozing it up on the stage. I was not invited. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 07, 2016 08:55 PM (NeFrd) 402
399 The (real) fact check on this will be pages long, and the LIV will never see it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2016 08:55 PM (bLnSU) I mean he's not even close to right on most of what he's saying Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:55 PM (AkOaV) 403
"Heh. What of kind of pup, Lauren?
" He's a super mutt rescue. His mama was advertised as a cattle dog/retriever mix but they think she might have some plott hound too. Daddy was a big fat question mark, but I'm guessing a lab/pit mix just because the lab seems to be thing thing coming through the most on him, but certain expressions look a bit like a pit. One thing's for sure, he really really really wants to track things. I need to get him a hobby. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 08:55 PM (LzzEz) 404
389 So the Germans now know what
'where are the white women at?' Sounds like in Arabic..... Posted by: Yo! at January 07, 2016 08:53 PM (HqyrN) Ver bist der weisse Frauen, mit der grossen Titten? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:55 PM (zLP1L) 405
Obama, you keep hinting at confiscating guns. Including saying "there is no consensus for that at this time"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:56 PM (AkOaV) 406
Actually Obama is trying to control the drug industry, it's called "single-payer"
Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2016 08:56 PM (uZNvH) 407
So who's the more masculine, Barry or Anderson Cooper?
......or Kathy Griffin? Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 07, 2016 08:52 PM (oVNPQ) Who has better moobs- Preznit Cakeboy or Kathy Griffin? Posted by: naturalfake at January 07, 2016 08:56 PM (KUa85) 408
403 I need to get him a hobby.
Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 08:55 PM (LzzEz) Model trains or stamp collecting. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:56 PM (zLP1L) 409
393 Shhh...the bukkake is gonna be a surprise for the Pres.
I've been saving up all week for this! Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 07, 2016 08:56 PM (oVNPQ) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:56 PM (AkOaV) 411
"I was not invited."
Which is a shame. Because if you could have asked a question in the form of a pun you would be a legend among all men. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 08:57 PM (LzzEz) 412
Let's just make it easy, build a wall around Chicago
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2016 08:57 PM (kL/4b) 413
412 Let's just make it easy, build a wall around Chicago
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2016 08:57 PM (kL/4b) and make mexico pay for it. Cuz fuck 'em. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:57 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 08:58 PM (yCwFB) 415
Is obama still lying about being able to go to "iwannabuyanillegalgun.com" and grabbing a Scary Black Automatic Machine Gun That Goes Up?
Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 08:58 PM (LzzEz) 416
dude, the NRA is not your enemy on this.
The american people are. the NRA just do what their members want them to. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:58 PM (AkOaV) 417
I mean he's not even close to right on most of what he's saying
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 08:55 PM (AkOaV) He doesn't care. None of them do. Whether it's factual or makes sense matters not one whit - as long as they can get their "tribe" (and the MFM, but I repeat myself) to nod along with the sermon. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2016 08:58 PM (bLnSU) Posted by: Je suis l' etat at January 07, 2016 08:59 PM (BN6Vh) 419
"I was not invited."
Which is a shame. Because if you could have asked a question in the form of a pun you would be a legend among all men. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 08:57 PM (LzzEz) Yup. Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 08:59 PM (yCwFB) 420
394 Barry and Coop, that's catchy.
Posted by: Barney at January 07, 2016 08:54 PM (BN6Vh) Husky and Starch. **hic** - - Hilary Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:59 PM (zLP1L) Posted by: Je suis l' etat at January 07, 2016 08:59 PM (BN6Vh) 422
418 305 days suckers.
Posted by: Je suis l' etat at January 07, 2016 08:59 PM (BN6Vh) Do you mind not stealing my act? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:59 PM (zLP1L) 423
Seamus asking the President a question. "But sir, you can not have Kate and Edith too."
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 09:00 PM (VnEUI) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:00 PM (AkOaV) 425
407 Kathy Griffin has the bigger dick.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 07, 2016 09:00 PM (oVNPQ) 426
oh my god, a BLM plant
Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2016 09:00 PM (uZNvH) 427
My regards to you and Mrs. VIA."
Mrs VIA's response: hey...hey...tell her hey!!! And best New Year wishes for you and yours as well young lady. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 09:00 PM (ptqRm) 428
Speaking of triggers (eh, eh, eh?)
Apparently complaining about trigger warnings is sexist. link in sig Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:00 PM (GZ6Pf) 429
423 Seamus asking the President a question. "But sir, you can not have Kate and Edith too."
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 09:00 PM (VnEUI) What about the Crustacean nationalists, who cannot get French benefits? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:00 PM (zLP1L) 430
Let's just make it easy, build a wall around Chicago
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby Not going any where near it! Posted by: Snake Plissken at January 07, 2016 09:01 PM (FkBIv) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:01 PM (AkOaV) 432
Mrs VIA's response: hey...hey...tell her hey!!!
And best New Year wishes for you and yours as well young lady. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 09:00 PM (ptqRm) And...beat Army! Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:01 PM (yCwFB) 433
"Which is a shame. Because if you could have asked a question in the form of a pun you would be a legend among all men"
-Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 08:57 PM (LzzEz) Naw... Muldoon would have been much better than that. By the way, I HATE the fact that I laugh at around 90% of his stupid, stupid, stupid puns! If I ever see him, I'm going to fight him. Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:01 PM (OQ9R7) 434
Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 08:55 PM (LzzEz)
Awesome. I always wind up with energetic breeds like that and they've probably caused my high BP, but I love the shit out them. Posted by: stace at January 07, 2016 09:01 PM (CoX6k) 435
431 Obama to a hood figure: "I wasn't much different than you as a kid."
Heh, yeah. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:01 PM (AkOaV) Gay, stoned and a worthless layabout with non-parental entities. Well, I guess even SCOAMF gets 2 out of 3. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:02 PM (zLP1L) Posted by: Je suis l' etat at January 07, 2016 09:03 PM (BN6Vh) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 09:03 PM (FkBIv) 438
does obama really think taking guns away from the 20,000 people a year who commit suicide by gun would lower suicide rates?
we already have pretty low suicide rates per 100,000 compared to europe and asia. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:03 PM (AkOaV) 439
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The problem in Chicago is . . . Indiana????? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 08:48 PM (zLP1L) That's the latest lefty outrage they came up with. All firearms in Chicago are straw purchased in Indiana. Uh -huh..... Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 07, 2016 09:03 PM (WWdgA) 440
the guy is just bumbling and stumbling along. who ever thought he was eloquent again?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2016 09:03 PM (uZNvH) 441
436 ???
Posted by: Je suis l' etat at January 07, 2016 09:03 PM (BN6Vh) The official EMT countdown clock. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:03 PM (zLP1L) 442
"its easier to get a gun in my neighborhood then a computer"
Fortunately, I had already lost all respect for the Catholic Church thanks to the Peronist in a pallium currently serving as Pope, so this clown hasn't done any further damage. Hey, fadduh: those Obamaphones your flock are toting around have more computing power in them than a typical desktop PC had back in the late Nineties. That your flock are using those computers for World Star Hip Hop does not mean the devices are underpowered. Those things will do math all day long. Posted by: torquewrench at January 07, 2016 09:03 PM (noWW6) 443
Judge Napolitano on Megan Kelly.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:04 PM (OQ9R7) 444
Who thinks Obama faked crying this week?
Posted by: Yo! at January 07, 2016 09:04 PM (HqyrN) 445
Not since the series finale of Manimal has a television program seen ratings like this town hall.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 07, 2016 09:04 PM (oVNPQ) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 09:04 PM (ptqRm) 447
I live in a state that does not mandate adults wear seatbelts.
Yet, still pretty low traffic deaths. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:04 PM (AkOaV) 448
"I love the shit out them."
He's quite the character. Sweetest dog I've ever met, but with more energy than a stripper and trucker sharing a truckload of speed. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:04 PM (GZ6Pf) 449
439 That's the latest lefty outrage they came up with. All firearms in Chicago are straw purchased in Indiana.
Uh -huh..... Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 07, 2016 09:03 PM (WWdgA) They lying is so utterly grandiose that Goebbels would be proud. Absolutely radiant. Yet, the bigger the lie . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:04 PM (zLP1L) 450
Jeb! is now showing us some of that $100M shock 'n' awe. He's putting up billboards in Iowa with a read background containing a single quote: "Donald Trump is unhinged. -- Jeb Bush"
That's all it says. Mike Murphy is actually proud of that, tweeting a picture of it, saying something like "Take that, Trump!". Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 09:05 PM (dvuhZ) 451
"Obama to a hood figure: 'I wasn't much different than you as a kid.'"
DaMetrius, do you like dog fritters? Posted by: torquewrench at January 07, 2016 09:05 PM (noWW6) 452
right, gun ownership is not a disease. CDC should not be studying guns.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:05 PM (AkOaV) 453
Something like two-thirds of gun-related homicides are suicides. While tragic for the families, suicides are not the social problem we're talking about here.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:05 PM (oKE6c) 454
448 "I love the shit out them."
He's quite the character. Sweetest dog I've ever met, but with more energy than a stripper and trucker sharing a truckload of speed. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:04 PM (GZ6Pf) "Woof! Woof! Woof! That's my other dog imitation." - -Oddball Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:05 PM (zLP1L) 455
we already have pretty low suicide rates per 100,000 compared to europe and asia.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:03 PM (AkOaV) The word has been spreading, finally, about how the Fed grabbers pad the stats. We actually do have a relatively low suicide rate. They have been lumping suicides with homicides for decades and the word is out that it's bullshit. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 07, 2016 09:06 PM (WWdgA) 456
452 right, gun ownership is not a disease. CDC should not be studying guns.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:05 PM (AkOaV) Has Obama yet called for restrictions on homosexual activity? Because THAT has killed a hell of a lot of people too. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:06 PM (oKE6c) 457
450 Jeb! is now showing us some of that $100M shock 'n' awe. He's putting up billboards in Iowa with a read background containing a single quote: "Donald Trump is unhinged. -- Jeb Bush"
That's all it says. Mike Murphy is actually proud of that, tweeting a picture of it, saying something like "Take that, Trump!". Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 09:05 PM (dvuhZ) "Jeb Bush Is Hinged - to the Chamber of Commerce" Trump retort? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:06 PM (zLP1L) 458
The computer and book things were Pure Bullshit, the kind of thing that people who Got Nothing come up with sans any actual thought.
No, guns are not cheaper or more available than books, and you can certainly get a decent or at least usable computer for less than a gun. At least they didn't say "vegetables" this time, though I've heard that claim as well. Flooding the field with ridiculous crap is part of the strategy. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2016 09:06 PM (bLnSU) Posted by: bergerbilder at January 07, 2016 09:06 PM (IeXP9) 460
If I ever see him, I'm going to fight him.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:01 PM (OQ9R7) He'll fight with surgical tools. Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:06 PM (yCwFB) 461
"its easier to get a gun in my neighborhood then a computer"
Legally? Because I really doubt that. And if someone is already breaking the law, making more laws is not likely to deter them. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:06 PM (GZ6Pf) 462
Has he banned multimatic round weapons yet?
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2016 09:07 PM (KCxzN) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:07 PM (AkOaV) 464
"DaMetrius, do you like dog fritters?"
-Posted by: torquewrench at January 07, 2016 09:05 PM (noWW6) *spits beer!* ...now I'll have to fight you, too. Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:07 PM (OQ9R7) 465
443 Judge Napolitano on Megan Kelly.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:04 PM (OQ9R7) Ooh! Here come da judge. A bit early for Megyn's tastes but some aged fat salsicce! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:07 PM (zLP1L) 466
451 Did the hood figure say they liked hanging out in bath houses?
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 07, 2016 09:07 PM (oVNPQ) 467
What's wrong with holding a town hall in a town called Potemkin?
Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 07, 2016 09:07 PM (PvCxa) 468
Yeah too bad nobody got to ask Obumbles about the high suicide rate in Japan yet their low gun ownership rate....
Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2016 09:08 PM (uZNvH) 469
449 439 That's the latest lefty outrage they came up with. All firearms in Chicago are straw purchased in Indiana.
Uh -huh..... Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 07, 2016 09:03 PM (WWdgA) They lying is so utterly grandiose that Goebbels would be proud. Absolutely radiant. Yet, the bigger the lie . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:04 PM (zLP1L) Did the black gangs come from Indiana too? It's classic leftist protective thinking: our socialist They never grasp that the problems of their socialist utopias are sui generis. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:08 PM (oKE6c) 470
"two-thirds of gun-related homicides are suicides."
And if people didn't have access to guns, they'd find another way to kill themselves. Are we going to ban tall buildings and rope as well? Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:08 PM (GZ6Pf) 471
oh, honest journalist turned paid liar turned honest journalist is on CNN. As an honest journalist.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:08 PM (AkOaV) 472
If I win the Power Ball Saturday, could I roll the cash jackpot into a Super PAC to buy Congress?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 07:43 PM (VnEUI) Only if the ownership papers specifically permit you to have them all humanely put down. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2016 09:08 PM (cKwwS) 473
I've got an AR question: What is the most reliable barrel/tube-length configuration with less-than-stellar/cheap ammo?
Some types are a bit pickier about ammo quality than others- 16in barrels with mid-length gas systems are intended for better quality ammo, IIRC. I'm kind of thinking that a 20" barrel might be a bit more versatile in this respect, but it is just a guess. Posted by: Grey Fox at January 07, 2016 09:08 PM (bZ7mE) 474
"He'll fight with surgical tools."
-Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:06 PM (yCwFB) Naaawww... He's honorable. He'll probably just shoot a crazy person. Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:09 PM (OQ9R7) 475
That's all it says. Mike Murphy is actually proud of that, tweeting a picture of it, saying something like "Take that, Trump!".
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 09:05 PM (dvuhZ) I don't even like Trump, but Mike Murphy=consultant class=lower than whale shit. Posted by: stace at January 07, 2016 09:09 PM (CoX6k) 476
And if people didn't have access to guns, they'd find another way to kill themselves. Are we going to ban tall buildings and rope as well?
Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:08 PM (GZ6Pf) in South Korea which has way way wayyy higher suicide rates than we do, insecticides (poison) is the #1 choice for suicide. Yikes! Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:09 PM (AkOaV) 477
annnddd.... Obama calls out the NRA saying they were invited to the townhall to 'discuss' guns...
NRA says they were invited, and told they would get ONE Prescreened question.... and as that is not a discussion... chose not to participate in Lecture. Posted by: BB Wolf at January 07, 2016 09:09 PM (f7rv6) 478
470 "two-thirds of gun-related homicides are suicides."
And if people didn't have access to guns, they'd find another way to kill themselves. Are we going to ban tall buildings and rope as well? Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:08 PM (GZ6Pf) Who wrote that one, Yogi Berra - after death? Dear Lord. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:09 PM (zLP1L) 479
Liar, liar, pants on fire....
Posted by: Yo! at January 07, 2016 09:09 PM (HqyrN) 480
right, gun ownership is not a disease. CDC should not be studying guns.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:05 PM (AkOaV) I've had to explain this is several dunderheaded leftists who mostly don't get it. The CDC is paid to do certain things, criminology isn't one of them. As it turns out, they also have no expertise in criminology, so when they do that, they get it wrong. It would be like the DMV physically taking over state parks' offices and messing everything up because they know nothing about parks. Congress basically told them to do their effing jobs and stop doing politics on the taxpayers' dime. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2016 09:09 PM (bLnSU) 481
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 09:04 PM (ptqRm)
She was at the SMU game, right? I was there, too. I was going to take Mama Vendette but she got sick. I'll get Mama Vendette to Annapolis come Hell or high water. Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:10 PM (yCwFB) 482
"...now I'll have to fight you, too."
If you can catch me. I'm a devout coward. Literally so. I have a shrine in the corner of my bedroom devoted to worship of Our Lady Of Blessed Acceleration. Feets don't fail me now! Posted by: torquewrench at January 07, 2016 09:10 PM (noWW6) 483
oh, Van Jones. Another reputable source.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:10 PM (AkOaV) 484
Entschuldigen Sie mich, ich wusste nicht, es war Ihre Uhr.
Aber es bringt so viel Freude, die Bauern, was ich tun werde sie beobachten sie squeel gerne kleine Mädchen, wenn es passiert erzählen. Ich respektiere Ihre Uhr. Posted by: Je suis l' etat at January 07, 2016 09:10 PM (BN6Vh) 485
468 Yeah too bad nobody got to ask Obumbles about the high suicide rate in Japan yet their low gun ownership rate....
Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2016 09:08 PM (uZNvH) Or Bernie's Scandinavian paradise where if you don't drink yourself to death, the Muzzies rape and decapitate you. But they're soooo advanced, eh Bern? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:10 PM (zLP1L) 486
Jeb! is now showing us some of that $100M shock 'n'
awe. He's putting up billboards in Iowa with a read background containing a single quote: "Donald Trump is unhinged. -- Jeb Bush" That's all it says. Mike Murphy is actually proud of that, tweeting a picture of it, saying something like "Take that, Trump!". Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 09:05 PM (dvuhZ) Trump, Unhinged?Fuck Yeah! Thanks Heb. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 09:11 PM (T78UI) 487
So I know that it's beer before liquor never been sicker and liquor before beer you're in the clear but...where does wine fall into this? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:11 PM (GZ6Pf) 488
473 Posted by: Grey Fox at January 07, 2016 09:08 PM (bZ7mE)
the 20" barrel's primary utility is taking advantage of e ballistic sweet spot in the 5.56 round that rewards the same sight picture at 50 and 100 yards IIRC... however if willing to deal with some ballistic rainbow the S and W M and P 15 is a good weapon for a first timer to go with. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 09:12 PM (g8Hfr) 489
Who won, Vendette? SMU or Cinci?
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:12 PM (OQ9R7) 490
Let's have the CDC, who told us all to stop eating butter and instead start eating "healthy" trans fats, weigh in on guns. Nothing could go wrong with that plan, to be sure.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 07, 2016 09:12 PM (noWW6) 491
487 So I know that it's beer before liquor never been sicker and liquor before beer you're in the clear but...where does wine fall into this? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:11 PM (GZ6Pf) liquor before wine, and you'll be fine. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:12 PM (AkOaV) 492
And if people didn't have access to guns, they'd find another way to
kill themselves. Are we going to ban tall buildings and rope as well? Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:08 PM (GZ6Pf) A liberal acquaintance was responsible for dealing with people who were hit by trains (mostly suicides, which are surprisingly common), by educating people on the dangers of trains. I asked him if that were wise to tell the potentially suicidally-inclined how lethal trains were. End of conversation. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:12 PM (oKE6c) 493
Did anyone ask him "mr president you keep saying people shouldn't believe it when others say you are planning on taking people's guns, but sir you promised me I could keep my healthcare and that turned out to be false. You also told me my health insurance premiums would decline by 2500 a year, that was a lie. And you said you respected the institution of marriage as being between a man and a woman before you ran for office but now that you won you are for it and your administration has been suing Christian cake makers. Why the hell would anyone believe you DONT want to take their guns sir?"
Posted by: Spoily McSpoilerson at January 07, 2016 09:12 PM (yoy3R) 494
486 Trump, Unhinged?Fuck Yeah!
Thanks Heb. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 09:11 PM (T78UI) More like unscripted, unbounded and unapologetic, which is generally how I like the dude, the Ted Cruz deal notwithstanding but why quibble. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:12 PM (zLP1L) 495
477
NRA says they were invited, and told they would get ONE Prescreened question.... and as that is not a discussion... chose not to participate in Lecture. Posted by: BB Wolf at January 07, 2016 09:09 PM (f7rv6) Good for them. It was a trap. He would have singled them out for abuse, like he did with the Supreme Court in that State of the Union speech. Then the MSM would have played that soundbite forever. Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2016 09:12 PM (sdi6R) 496
They never grasp that the problems of their socialist utopias are sui generis.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:08 PM (oKE6c) Nothing is ever their fault, they didn't do it right, we'll do it right next time, the Republicans blocked my bill, they didn;t raise taxes high enough, we need more money for ______. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 07, 2016 09:12 PM (WWdgA) 497
"Donald Trump is unhinged. -- Jeb Bush"
That's hilarious. I guess we know where the d-bag from this morning's money is going. I want trump to take out a billboard that says "Poor Jeb. Even his insults are low energy"-Donald Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:13 PM (GZ6Pf) Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:13 PM (OQ9R7) Posted by: Fox2! at January 07, 2016 09:13 PM (brIR5) Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 07, 2016 09:13 PM (kXoT0) 501
I read that charcoal powered hibachi grills are popular suicide devices in some Asian countries.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 09:13 PM (FkBIv) 502
I don't even like Trump, but Mike Murphy=consultant class=lower than whale shit.
Posted by: stace at January 07, 2016 09:09 PM (CoX6k) They fight. I cannot spare them. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 07, 2016 09:13 PM (WWdgA) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:14 PM (AkOaV) 504
BTW, I think the newly imported
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 07, 2016 09:14 PM (kXoT0) 505
457
450 Jeb! is now showing us some of that $100M shock 'n' awe. He's putting up billboards in Iowa with a read background containing a single quote: "Donald Trump is unhinged. -- Jeb Bush" That's all it says. Mike Murphy is actually proud of that, tweeting a picture of it, saying something like "Take that, Trump!". Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 09:05 PM (dvuhZ) "Jeb Bush Is Hinged - to the Chamber of Commerce" Trump retort? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:06 PM (zLP1L) Nice!!!! Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 09:14 PM (EzgxV) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 09:14 PM (g8Hfr) 507
These tired, lying, talking points are fucking stupid.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:14 PM (AkOaV) 508
The MFM has declared the Democrat nomination process a foregone conclusion. Hillary it is. Even as Trump has had a bigger lead against a larger field. The Bernie fanatics are getting a taste of what an utterly corrupt media looks like. Suck it Loons.
Posted by: cm9000 at January 07, 2016 09:14 PM (2TUVm) 509
"liquor before wine, and you'll be fine"
-Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:12 PM (AkOaV) Liquor after wine and she'll pull on your hair in a joyous triumph. Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:15 PM (OQ9R7) 510
guns are a "right, not a pure right" according to a bald guy on cnn.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:15 PM (AkOaV) 511
This CNN post panel is so stupid. Smerconish is an asshat
This whole thing is looking for straw men, bogeymen. It's gun control theater. And the president was awful Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:15 PM (zOTsN) 512
She was at the SMU game, right?"
Yes, and sorry to hear that Mamma could't make it. Uno sure if we will have season tickets next year, as the plan is to relocate south, and get from behind enemy lines afterLittle VIA graduates. (Mrs VIA ain't too happy that we missed you) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 09:15 PM (ptqRm) Posted by: Barney at January 07, 2016 09:15 PM (BN6Vh) 514
"I asked him if that were wise to tell the potentially suicidally-inclined how lethal trains were. "
Ugh yeah. Those people are assholes too. Suicide by train is really ugly and upsetting for the poor sap driving the train. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:15 PM (GZ6Pf) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:15 PM (AkOaV) 516
The NRA not going delegitimizes the entire event. Never accept the premise of their argument. Never. When you do you put yourself in a hole of de facto admitting their argument is as legitimate as yours. Well done, NRA. Now go make some ads to that effect. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:15 PM (zLP1L) 517
The state's "share" of the lottery far exceeds what any casino and even the mob ever took out of any pot.
It's truly a tax on the stupid. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 07:51 PM (dvuhZ) You say that as though it were a bad thing. Since state lottos are ostensibly intended to fund projects that might otherwise see demand to be funded by tax dollars, why not tax the stupid to pay for them? Letting stupid people have too much money is bad public policy. You and I can buy out one $2 ticket to get in the game, and enjoy substantially the same chance of winning (i.e. not quite zero) as the bozos who buy hundreds of dollars' worth. What's not to like? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2016 09:16 PM (cKwwS) 518
The only appropriate response to this bozo--he of the mentholated finger that can bring tears to his eye (he was too dumb to use it on both eyes) is "Take a lip lock on my love muscle."
Anybody who believes anything that this clown says is in serious need of some education. But one can truly say of his followers that, "Ignorance can be cured, but stupid is forever." He'll always have his fanboys. Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 07, 2016 09:16 PM (Sda6L) 519
Who won, Vendette? SMU or Cinci?
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:12 PM (OQ9R7) Navy beat the daylights out of SMU. But an SMU quarterback achieved a dream. His late father attended USNA and played on the football team. That day this past November, he played on the same field as his dad. Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:16 PM (yCwFB) 520
I think Obama thinks he is still mr charisma. That he has that old magic that will sway the masses Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:06 PM (zOTsN) That old half black magic? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2016 09:16 PM (45oDG) 521
Who wrote that one, Yogi Berra - after death?
Dear Lord. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:09 PM (zLP1L) Suicides are a subset of homicides, which include murders, suicides, manslaughter, and self-defense killings. The assertion stands. No need to invoke Yogi on this. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:17 PM (oKE6c) 522
There was more truth to Joe McCarthy's accusations by orders of magnitude than this puerile fiction being peddled. Not even in the same universe since Commies in government were proven and widespread. Like we have now. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:17 PM (zLP1L) 523
"40% of gun sales are through private sales' "
No fucking way. Unless they're talking about the gang banger sales, in which case hey maybe so. Although, the gang bangers aren't exactly going to follow the new rules anyway now are they. Next question: How many mass shootings have been carried out by someone who purchased the gun through a private seller? Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:17 PM (GZ6Pf) 524
Suicide is homicide. It's self murder
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:17 PM (zOTsN) 525
Oh God, they're bringing on that commie Father Phleger.
do the opposite of whatever he says and you'll be fine. Posted by: stace at January 07, 2016 08:39 PM (CoX6k) Did he bring his negro accent with him? Excuse me Father, I speak jive Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2016 09:17 PM (45oDG) 526
503 "40% of gun sales are through private sales'
bullshit. Prove it. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:14 PM (AkOaV) Watch, as I pull this completely specious bullshit out of my rectum.....! 508 The MFM has declared the Democrat nomination process a foregone conclusion. Hillary it is. Even as Trump has had a bigger lead against a larger field. The Bernie fanatics are getting a taste of what an utterly corrupt media looks like. Suck it Loons. Posted by: cm9000 at January 07, 2016 09:14 PM (2TUVm) ....and they will go to Trump. or sit (out) and pout. Watch. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 07, 2016 09:18 PM (WWdgA) 527
521
Suicides are a subset of homicides, which include murders, suicides, manslaughter, and self-defense killings. The assertion stands. No need to invoke Yogi on this. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:17 PM (oKE6c) It sounds rather dumb, don't it? Whether or not it is defined as such. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:18 PM (zLP1L) 528
"Suicides are a subset of homicides,"
This is sort of like how hispanics are counted as "white" when they commit crimes but "minority" when they're killed, right? Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:18 PM (GZ6Pf) 529
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right, gun ownership is not a disease. CDC should not be studying guns. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:05 PM (AkOaV) I've had to explain this is several dunderheaded leftists who mostly don't get it. The CDC is paid to do certain things, criminology isn't one of them. As it turns out, they also have no expertise in criminology, so when they do that, they get it wrong. It would be like the DMV physically taking over state parks' offices and messing everything up because they know nothing about parks. Congress basically told them to do their effing jobs and stop doing politics on the taxpayers' dime. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2016 09:09 PM (bLnSU) It's not like they've exactly been covering themselves in glory with regard to their recent handling of Ebola.....shouldn't they maybe firm up their "core competencies" before they go a-rambling? Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 09:19 PM (EzgxV) 530
(Mrs VIA ain't too happy that we missed you)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 09:15 PM (ptqRm) Oh dear. I was in Section 1. I had Chick-fil-A at Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium!!! Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:19 PM (yCwFB) 531
520 That old half black magic?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2016 09:16 PM (45oDG) Got a black magic Negro, Got a black magic Negro . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:19 PM (zLP1L) 532
Did the black gangs come from Indiana too? Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:08 PM (oKE6c)
Kinda sorta maybe, you have heard of that paradise on earth known as Gary, Indiana. I mean the real one, not the one in the Music Man. Rival gangs or branches of Chicago/East Coast/West Coast gangs to be sure, but, there are chunks of NW Indiana that resemble Berlin after WWII. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 07, 2016 09:19 PM (kXoT0) 533
"Obama absolutely 100% would without a doubt confiscate all guns if he thought he could.
" No question. It's as certain as zombie's relatives wanting Obama as king for life. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:19 PM (LzzEz) 534
524 Suicide is homicide. It's self murder
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:17 PM (zOTsN) Bullshit. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 07, 2016 09:19 PM (WWdgA) 535
Every suicide is investigated initially as a homicide until they can rule out murder by others
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:20 PM (zOTsN) 536
Okay, Vendette. I was talking NCAA Basketball. I didn't think SMU would be playing in anything other than The Toilet Bowl for another twenty years.
Congrats, Navy! Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:20 PM (OQ9R7) Posted by: Tom at January 07, 2016 09:20 PM (w+toG) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:20 PM (zLP1L) 539
Anderson Cooper: "Some have said that Baby Jesus gets diarrhea every time President Obama lies. Do you think that is true?"
Donald Trump: "Baby Jesus needs a diaper change." Stay turgid, Morons. Posted by: SnakePlizzken at January 07, 2016 09:20 PM (7uLtM) 540
>>>know that it's beer before liquor never been sicker and liquor before beer you're in the clear but...where does wine fall into this? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:11 PM (GZ6Pf) I would put wine in the beer category. Also this saying is bullshit, according to my last experiment. Posted by: Lea at January 07, 2016 09:21 PM (vmMMi) 541
He would have singled them out for abuse, like he did with the Supreme Court in that State of the Union speech.
That is exactly what I thought too. Posted by: no good deed at January 07, 2016 09:21 PM (GgxVX) 542
What's everyone's problem with plants in the audience?
Posted by: george iii at January 07, 2016 09:21 PM (lhyxH) 543
"40% of gun sales are through private sales' bullshit. Prove it. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:14 PM (AkOaV) I used that in post #270.Heard it was a pre-NICS guestimate. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 09:21 PM (T78UI) 544
It's always funny when trolls wonder in, not knowing where they are. So hopeful.
Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:21 PM (LzzEz) 545
It's not bullshit. When my father shot himself a sheriff showed up at the door and interviewed my mother and did an investigation to make sure it was suicide. He was required to
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:21 PM (zOTsN) 546
537 The NRA were invited to debate Obama and pussied out.
Says it all. What a bunch of babies Posted by: Tom at January 07, 2016 09:20 PM (w+toG) Tom, Tom. Dear Tom. Dear sweet Tom. Dear sweet dummy Tom . . . For your edification: 516 The NRA not going delegitimizes the entire event. Never accept the premise of their argument. Never. When you do you put yourself in a hole of de facto admitting their argument is as legitimate as yours. Well done, NRA. Now go make some ads to that effect. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:21 PM (zLP1L) 547
The Bernie fanatics are getting a taste of what an utterly corrupt media looks like. Suck it Loons.
Posted by: cm9000 at January 07, 2016 09:14 PM (2TUVm) That has been beeyootiful to watch. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 07, 2016 09:22 PM (kXoT0) Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 09:22 PM (T78UI) 549
537 Posted by: Tom at January 07, 2016 09:20 PM (w+toG)
and Emperor Urkle X won't go try to sell his horsefuckery at a gun show.... your point? Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 09:22 PM (g8Hfr) 550
"Suicide is homicide. It's self murder."
-Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:17 PM (zOTsN) It may be bean-counted that way, but what has that got to do with the price of salt? Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:22 PM (OQ9R7) 551
And if I were the NRA, I'd pick, oh let's say MARK LEVIN to represent them. As an attorney which he is. Heh. BOOM. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:23 PM (zLP1L) 552
I'm sorry, ThunderB. That must have been rough.
Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2016 09:23 PM (sdi6R) 553
"Also this saying is bullshit, according to my last experiment."
Haha uh oh. I never drink more than a glass or two, but tonight is a straight tequila night. Or..bourbon as the case may be. But Mr. Lauren bought me some nice wine for Christmas and some of those fancy universal wine glasses from Zalto, so I was thinking of switching to that when he gets home in...any minute now. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:23 PM (LzzEz) 554
where does wine fall into this? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Lauren Liquor then wine, you will be fine. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 09:23 PM (FkBIv) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2016 09:24 PM (ODxAs) Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:24 PM (OQ9R7) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:24 PM (zLP1L) 558
Suicide is homicide. It's self murder
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:17 PM (zOTsN) Murder is only an extroverted suicide - Monty Python Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2016 09:24 PM (45oDG) 559
Police report suicide as homocides for honorable reasons, to ensure a murder is not disguised as a suicide. The president does it for political points.
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:24 PM (zOTsN) 560
558 Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2016 09:24 PM (45oDG)
Murder is "partner assisted suicide"... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 09:25 PM (g8Hfr) 561
It's not like they've exactly been covering themselves in glory with regard to their recent handling of Ebola.....shouldn't they maybe firm up their "core competencies" before they go a-rambling?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 09:19 PM (EzgxV) To most reasonable people, a government department's job is to provide a particular service or expertise, either to constituents or to other government departments. To the left, it's a platform for advancing personal or party agendas. To them it makes no sense to have power and not use it, the only abuse of power in their eyes is to take it away from them. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2016 09:25 PM (bLnSU) 562
It sounds rather dumb, don't it? Whether or not it is defined as such.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:18 PM (zLP1L) In fairness, it does. Homicide, just from its etymology, means the killing of a person by a person. If you think about it, it makes sense. Someone kills someone else. The state calls in the homicide squad to determine the nature of that killing, which could perfectly be justifiable homicide, and to determine whether a crime was committed. It's not always obvious whether that's the case or not. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:25 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2016 09:26 PM (qUNWi) 564
Murder is an extroverted form of suicide, says Woody Allen the child defiler. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:26 PM (zLP1L) 565
Chicago/East Coast/West Coast gangs to be sure, but, there are chunks of NW Indiana that resemble Berlin after WWII.
Gary looked like that 30 years ago. Posted by: tu3031 at January 07, 2016 09:26 PM (EDYaR) 566
The NRA not going delegitimizes the entire event. Never accept the premise of their argument. Never. When you do you put yourself in a hole of de facto admitting their argument is as legitimate as yours.
Well done, NRA. Now go make some ads to that effect. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:21 PM (zLP1L) Hear, hear! I was ticked off when the idiot Vichy GOPers went to Barky's BarkyCare reanimation summit right after Scott Brown had been elected and killed that legislation for the seventh, and final, time. But .. the imbeciles in the GOP (including that douchebag Ryan) didn't know any better and attended that summit, thereby reviving the dead national socialized healthcare bill. I applaud the NRA for not taking part in this fiasco and not lending any credibility to the POS Barky or his anti-American drive. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 07, 2016 09:27 PM (zc3Db) 567
I used that in post #270.Heard it was a pre-NICS guestimate.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 09:21 PM (T78UI) Oh, I know where the stat comes from. A sample size of like 200 from the early '90s, before the Brady Bill passed. And the questions were super vague. Which is why I say "prove it" Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:27 PM (AkOaV) 568
Okay fellow self-abusers. Off to pass out. Fever coming on and I think I won't shake it. Ugh. Keep it IS-real. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:27 PM (zLP1L) 569
I came, I saw, I fucked everything up.
Posted by: Julius Obama at January 07, 2016 09:27 PM (Dwehj) 570
Where da white, unarmed womens at in 'Bamatown?
Posted by: Syrian Refugees at January 07, 2016 09:27 PM (oFSUK) 571
Hey Rocky, wanna see me pull a statistic out of my ass?
Posted by: Bullwinkle Obama at January 07, 2016 09:28 PM (FkBIv) 572
>>Haha uh oh. I never drink more than a glass or two, but tonight is a straight tequila night. Or..bourbon as the case may be. But Mr. Lauren bought me some nice wine for Christmas and some of those fancy universal wine glasses from Zalto, so I was thinking of switching to that when he gets home in...any minute now.
Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:23 PM ( Well, maybe if you don't 1. Skip dinner before drinking and 2. Go dancing afterwards you won't have a problem? Posted by: Lea at January 07, 2016 09:28 PM (vmMMi) Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 09:28 PM (T78UI) 574
566 I applaud the NRA for not taking part in this fiasco and not lending any credibility to the POS Barky or his anti-American drive.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 07, 2016 09:27 PM (zc3Db) It's so easy to do it's scary. Trump and Cruz have their number. The past 7 months have been a joy to behold and I think it will get even better as the Statists get more desperate to knock off both. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:29 PM (zLP1L) 575
Jeb Bush Is Hinged - to the Chamber of Commerce
Jeb Bush on the other hand, has no hinges; he doesn't believe in doors. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2016 09:29 PM (lhyxH) 576
NRA would never be allowed to challenge him in that format
Better they do ads after the fact where they can answer in full Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:29 PM (zOTsN) 577
I watched minute 0 through 0. I just can not listen to the guy. I do not trust a single word formed by his brain, and even if I did, I find his very personna offensive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 09:30 PM (w/iDp) 578
Gun control just makes good economic sense!
Posted by: Chicago Gravediggers at January 07, 2016 09:30 PM (oFSUK) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 09:30 PM (VnEUI) 580
573 Murder is "surprise suicide"...
/ripped from "surprise sex" Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 09:28 PM (T78UI) Borscht Belt punchline: The voluptuous co-ed shouts "Super Sex!!!" The old man thinks for a moment, "Hmm . . . I'll take the soup." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:30 PM (zLP1L) 581
I was out to dinner, did I miss anything?
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 07, 2016 09:31 PM (egOGm) 582
Did Gaylord cure the lepers and cripples Ernest Angley-style yet?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 07, 2016 09:31 PM (oVJmc) 583
520
I think Obama thinks he is still mr charisma. That he has that old magic that will sway the masses Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 08:06 PM (zOTsN) That old half black magic? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2016 09:16 PM (45oDG) Puff, the magic mulatto Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2016 09:31 PM (voOPb) 584
Has anybody ever posted this link?
It sums up about half the Hillary! comments on this smart military blog. Probably NSFW if the volume is on ... http://tinyurl.com/h2gk7mh Posted by: jwb7605 at January 07, 2016 09:31 PM (DofIg) 585
A former US defense secretary who served under four presidents referred the young aides on US President Barack Obama's national-security and foreign-policy teams as "dangerously naive"
That would apply to Prezzy Dipshit too Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2016 09:31 PM (45oDG) 586
this circle jerk on cnn is so shitty
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:31 PM (AkOaV) 587
Hi you all.
I'm trying to deal w/ another dog surgery for Bailey. This puts us as about $3000. Yay! Hopefully this does the trick. Be well, we have expected snow tomorrow here in IL. Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2016 09:31 PM (o/90i) 588
* tosses back a J&B * Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 09:31 PM (w/iDp) 589
so the Rockets are beating the Jazz... by five points so far.
Because the Rockets this year suck just slightly less than the Jazz do. Next time, guys, if you need to hire drunken hoboes from Colorado, you're better off hiring me Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2016 09:32 PM (lhyxH) 590
535 Every suicide is investigated initially as a homicide until they can rule out murder by others
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:20 PM (zOTsN) Every suicide IS a homicide. Not all homicides are murders, contrary to common opinion. Every homicide is investigated to determine further whether the homicide is a murder, a suicide, manslaughter, justifiable homicide (e.g., self-defense), whatever. Homicide is a statement of fact: a person is dead, and a person is thought to have been responsible. Could be the same person - suicide - could be someone else - murder, manslaughter, or justifiable homicide. That's what the investigation is to determine. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:32 PM (oKE6c) 591
Wasn't the contractor who got the 404Care contract the same people who sucked Canada dry to the tune of a billion dollars or so for the Canadian gun registry?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 08:26 PM (VnEUI) Why, yes, I believe you are right. When "fail" absolutely must be built-in. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2016 09:32 PM (cKwwS) 592
"maybe if you don't 1. Skip dinner before drinking and 2. Go dancing afterwards you won't have a problem?"
I think I'm good on both those counts. Dinner was hate chicken. Dancing? Nope. Sitting around and playing The Witcher? Yes. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:32 PM (LzzEz) 593
581 I was out to dinner, did I miss anything?
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 07, 2016 09:31 PM (egOGm) There are some yellow patches in your mailbox to sew on all your clothes and a train will be by to "collect" you next week . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:32 PM (zLP1L) 594
Wow. He's still droning on?
What a dick... Posted by: Chi at January 07, 2016 09:32 PM (gQfxF) 595
You call this posting comments people? I want to get to 1000 comments at least. Let's go...type! Type!
Posted by: StrawMan at January 07, 2016 09:32 PM (c2krM) 596
Did Gaylord cure the lepers and cripples Ernest Angley-style yet?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel Ernest P. Worrell style. Posted by: Bullwinkle Obama at January 07, 2016 09:32 PM (FkBIv) 597
I realize, on the importance scale between 1 and 10, this question is -5...but have any of you morons had TMJ? My SIL had a severe case, and this is no big deal except for me (neurotic).
Give me a medical problem and I would know what to do. This? Beats me. Do I go to doctor or dentist? Drink or shoot heroin? egad. I am pathetic. Perfect end to a stressful year. Soon I expect to wake up and look like John Kerry (The Jaw), or need a drool bucket. xoxo Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 07, 2016 09:33 PM (7lqMl) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:33 PM (zLP1L) Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:33 PM (LzzEz) 600
Van Jones, buddy, everyone who legally owns a gun has passed a background check.
Yet murders still happen. How can you say background checks work? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:33 PM (AkOaV) 601
So it was all "aimed" at the big bad NRA? Tell Me how many of these "shooters" were NRA members?
Posted by: donna at January 07, 2016 09:33 PM (/dSsq) 602
I came, I saw, I fucked everything up.
Posted by: Julius Obama That is to say, "Veni, vidi, fellati" Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2016 09:33 PM (oFSUK) 603
I know Jay. Homocide means merely "man caused death",
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (zOTsN) 604
OK, this is from (recent) memory, a friend texted me an interesting bit of data not long ago. As I recall, 82% of homicides involving firearms where the victims were black Americans were murders, while 77% of homicides involving firearms where the victims were white Americans were suicides. Don't recall how recent these numbers were, but they were national and apparently solid. Pretty plausible, and appalling, statistics. Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (QDnY+) 605
Exactly Mr. Hammer. Could not, would not watch him in a rigged town hall meeting
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (voOPb) 606
>>571 Hey Rocky, wanna see me pull a statistic out of my ass?
Posted by: Bullwinkle Obama at January 07, 2016 09:28 PM (FkBIv) 71.3% of all statistics are made up. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (oKE6c) 607
A former US defense secretary who served under four presidents referred the young aides on US President Barack Obama's national-security and foreign-policy teams as "dangerously naive"
---------------------- This is about me, right? Posted by: Wendy Sherman, former social worker and Lead Nuclear Agreement Negotiator at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (w/iDp) 608
: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:32 PM (zLP1L)
Because I own a gun? Posted by: CaliGirl at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (egOGm) 609
"Also this saying is bullshit, according to my last experiment."
Haha uh oh. I never drink more than a glass or two, but tonight is a straight tequila night. Or..bourbon as the case may be. But Mr. Lauren bought me some nice wine for Christmas and some of those fancy universal wine glasses from Zalto, so I was thinking of switching to that when he gets home in...any minute now. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:23 PM (LzzEz) *Readies to knit a baby blanket* Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (yCwFB) 610
601 So it was all "aimed" at the big bad NRA? Tell Me how many of these "shooters" were NRA members?
Posted by: donna at January 07, 2016 09:33 PM (/dSsq) National Recovery Act. We Do Our Part. **puke** Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (zLP1L) 611
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 07, 2016 09:33 PM (7lqMl)
dentist. mouthguard and possible Xanax. I have upper and lower teeth mouthguards. fixed my teeth chippage. (for the most part.) Avoided the meds. Personal hang up on me. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (AkOaV) 612
GOPe is a subset of the Democrat party.
Posted by: Barney at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (BN6Vh) 613
" There was a man on the swings. SWINGING. A suicide. A group of students was nearby waiting for their bus. "
Holy crap that's awful. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:35 PM (LzzEz) 614
608 : J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:32 PM (zLP1L)
Because I own a gun? Posted by: CaliGirl at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (egOGm) Well, I was being sarcastic but considering the past 7 years, that might be one of many reasons. G-d forbid. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 07, 2016 09:35 PM (zLP1L) Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:36 PM (LzzEz) 616
Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (QDnY+)
The numbers I remember (too lazy to look them up again) are that there are circa 30,000 gun-related homicides per annum in the U.S., ca. 20,000 of which are suicides. Of the remaining 10,000, something like 7,000 are murders of black men, by black men. That's from memory, but I think is pretty close. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:36 PM (oKE6c) 617
This is about me, right?
Posted by: Wendy Sherman ------------- Uh, yeah... yeah. It's about you. Posted by: John Berry, former zoo director serving as Head of OPM at January 07, 2016 09:37 PM (w/iDp) 618
All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Clinic hate Trump. Trump lied about our Presdent of Color and that bothers all of us. Presdent should do something about this guy who hates persons of color.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 07, 2016 09:37 PM (Fbj4h) 619
AOP, didn't Canuckistan just recently (past few years), finally, junk the long gun registry after several decades? And the Mounties reported that such registry had actually been material to solving or prosecuting a case exactly .... ZERO times? Have I got that right? And a moron here recently reported, I think, that MD has finally abandoned its own stupid fired-cartridge registry/library, and in that case two not a single case was broken or based primarily on said data? Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2016 09:37 PM (QDnY+) 620
The numbers I remember (too lazy to look them up again) are that there are circa 30,000 gun-related homicides per annum in the U.S., ca. 20,000 of which are suicides. Of the remaining 10,000, something like 7,000 are murders of black men, by black men.
That's from memory, but I think is pretty close. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:36 PM (oKE6c) Its around 5,000 where the shooter is black. But there are another 1000-2000 were racist is "unknown or unlisted" so, 7k may be right. I don't know. But if you take those 5,000 out, and the 20,000 suicides out, well, golly gee-- we're right in the middle of the pack for "gun violence" in "developed countries" even though we have loose gun control laws compared to most of Europe Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:37 PM (AkOaV) 621
>>but have any of you morons had TMJ? My SIL had a severe case, and this is no big deal except for me (neurotic).
Christy my cousin just ordered some weird mouth guard thing that was expensive but she said it helps a lot. Good luck! Posted by: Lea at January 07, 2016 09:37 PM (vmMMi) 622
"*Readies to knit a baby blanket*"
-Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (yCwFB) *HAH!* Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:38 PM (OQ9R7) 623
Whoa, that turtle on Drudge looks just like the Senate Majority Leader
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2016 09:38 PM (lhyxH) 624
607 A former US defense secretary who served under four presidents referred the young aides on US President Barack Obama's national-security and foreign-policy teams as "dangerously naive"
---------------------- This is about me, right? Posted by: Wendy Sherman, former social worker and Lead Nuclear Agreement Negotiator at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (w/iDp) Why do I have the feeling that if she were younger, she'd come back from the negotiating sessions pregnant, having been talked out of her panties? Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:38 PM (oKE6c) 625
Christy my cousin just ordered some weird mouth guard thing that was expensive but she said it helps a lot. Good luck!
Posted by: Lea at January 07, 2016 09:37 PM (vmMMi) not weird. Us normal people have 'em too. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:38 PM (AkOaV) 626
Christy, I had TMJ to the point that I had to stick my finger in my right ear to eat a sandwich to keep my jaw from moving out of socket so I could chew.
The good news is that the pain made me stop chewing my nails The even better news is that once I got fired from the job where my main purpose was buying parts and being screamed at, I stopped clenching my jaw in rage all night in my sleep, and the symptoms went away. Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2016 09:38 PM (q2o38) 627
545
It's not bullshit. When my father shot himself a sheriff showed up at the door and interviewed my mother and did an investigation to make sure it was suicide. He was required to Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:21 PM (zOTsN) Suicide is a complicated matter, but simplifying it to "homicide of self" doesn't seem helpful. And, yes, it is probably for the best that police procedure is to rule out homicide by others. I'm sorry for your loss, ThunderB -- how old were you when it happened? Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 09:38 PM (EzgxV) 628
If he is still on must be warming up for his state of the Union address
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2016 09:39 PM (voOPb) 629
That's from memory, but I think is pretty close.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:36 PM (oKE6c) Close enough for Government work Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 09:39 PM (T78UI) 630
AOP, didn't Canuckistan just recently (past few
years), finally, junk the long gun registry after several decades? And the Mounties reported that such registry had actually been material to solving or prosecuting a case exactly .... ZERO times? Have I got that right? Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2016 09:37 PM (QDnY+) Yes. It was junked. But heaven knows what will happen with the Spawn of Trudeau. Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:39 PM (yCwFB) 631
Did Gaylord cure the lepers and cripples Ernest Angley-style yet?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel Ernest P. Worrell style. Posted by: Bullwinkle Obama at January 07, 2016 09:32 PM (FkBIv) He's more Ernest T. Bass. Throwing rocks at people Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2016 09:39 PM (45oDG) 632
-Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 07, 2016 09:37 PM (Fbj4h)
...Then you're going to looove Ted Cruz! Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:39 PM (OQ9R7) 633
Watch background checks crash the system tomorrow morning as a big fuck you to Preznint Shit Midas.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at January 07, 2016 09:39 PM (AhyHb) 634
Suicide is a complicated matter, but simplifying it to "homicide of self" doesn't seem helpful. And, yes, it is probably for the best that police procedure is to rule out homicide by others.
I'm sorry for your loss, ThunderB -- how old were you when it happened? Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 09:38 PM (EzgxV) that's legally how its handled. Legally, homicide just means "killed by a person." as opposed to "natural causes". Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:40 PM (AkOaV) 635
542 What's everyone's problem with plants in the audience?
I'm not sure about plants, but I did notice a lot of vegetables. Posted by: bergerbilder at January 07, 2016 09:40 PM (IeXP9) 636
It was forever ago. But I am familiar with the subject
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:40 PM (zOTsN) 637
There are *some* books that cost more than guns. University-requirement books are a case in point.
That's not the fault of the gunstores, it's the fault of greedy publishers. And something tells me that Obama has no interest in lowering *those* prices... Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2016 09:40 PM (lhyxH) 638
{{{ThunderB}}}
Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:40 PM (yCwFB) 639
Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2016 09:37 PM (QDnY+) In Canada and Australia, they registered or confiscated 'all guns'. Except a lot of people refused to comply. And they had no way of knowing who complied and who didn't. To this day, they have no way of knowing. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:41 PM (AkOaV) 640
How's it go? There's lies, damn lies, and statistics
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2016 09:41 PM (kL/4b) 641
But if you take those 5,000 out, and the 20,000
suicides out, well, golly gee-- we're right in the middle of the pack for "gun violence" in "developed countries" even though we have loose gun control laws compared to most of Europe Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:37 PM (AkOaV) Thank you for the clarification. Also some fraction of the remainder are accidents, etc., and so not really an instance of "gun violence." I remember that if you consider only white Americans, our gun violence rate is about the same as Belgium's. Same thing with most other measures of social pathology; but for the minorities, we'd be in the middle of the European league tables. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:41 PM (oKE6c) 642
I was 27 and a criminal prosecutor when he did it. So I helped my mother with all the legal details
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:42 PM (zOTsN) 643
597
I realize, on the importance scale between 1 and 10, this question is -5...but have any of you morons had TMJ? My SIL had a severe case, and this is no big deal except for me (neurotic). It just depends. Mine is no biggy. Have to pop my jaw whenever my sinuses get clogged. Have to pop in now and again when my jaw "cramps". Had a massive underbite as a kid - wore a retainer to bring everything out. I think that has something to do with it. Of course, I'm one handsome devil now Posted by: Irony at January 07, 2016 09:42 PM (qmMG2) 644
Has there been any discussion here of the scandal at Burlington College involving Bernie Sander's wife and family? No wonder Bernie ain't going after Hill's misbehaviors. Glass house.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 09:42 PM (w/iDp) 645
Dentist wanted rent money for a mouth guard I purchased an Oral-B but have not microwaved it yet.
Posted by: Barney at January 07, 2016 09:42 PM (BN6Vh) 646
-Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2016 09:40 PM (lhyxH)
Subsidies... How do they work? Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:42 PM (OQ9R7) 647
Thank you for the clarification. Also some fraction of the remainder are accidents, etc., and so not really an instance of "gun violence."
I remember that if you consider only white Americans, our gun violence rate is about the same as Belgium's. Same thing with most other measures of social pathology; but for the minorities, we'd be in the middle of the European league tables. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:41 PM (oKE6c) Right. and that 3,000-5,000 number includes all "homicides' other than suicide. So obviously some are justified homicides (self defense). No database of how many of those resulted in convictions or how many were justified, but we have to assume *some* were justified. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:43 PM (AkOaV) 648
637 There are *some* books that cost more than guns. University-requirement books are a case in point.
That's not the fault of the gunstores, it's the fault of greedy publishers. And something tells me that Obama has no interest in lowering *those* prices... Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2016 09:40 PM (lhyxH) Textbook prices are an outrage. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:43 PM (oKE6c) 649
So what did Mrs. Bern do Mike?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2016 09:43 PM (voOPb) 650
which, of course, leads to apples to apples comparison issues, since great Britain for example only counts "unjustified homicides" that result in convictions as "gun deaths"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:43 PM (AkOaV) 651
If you like your BB gun, you can keep your BB gun.
Posted by: Your doctor at January 07, 2016 09:43 PM (Dwehj) 652
OK, this is from (recent) memory, a friend texted me
an interesting bit of data not long ago. As I recall, 82% of homicides involving firearms where the victims were black Americans were murders, while 77% of homicides involving firearms where the victims were white Americans were suicides. Don't recall how recent these numbers were, but they were national and apparently solid. Pretty plausible, and appalling, statistics. Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2016 09:34 PM (QDnY+) When you subtract "gun violence" from certain demographics and age ranges in the US; murder rates start looking very similar to Europe. Posted by: cm9000 at January 07, 2016 09:44 PM (2TUVm) 653
How's it go? There's lies, damn lies, and
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2016 09:41 PM (kL/4b) I think that's it Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2016 09:44 PM (45oDG) 654
In Canada and Australia, they registered or confiscated 'all guns'.
Except a lot of people refused to comply. And they had no way of knowing who complied and who didn't. To this day, they have no way of knowing. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:41 PM (AkOaV) In Canada, handguns are verboten, unless you can prove you are in grave danger and deserve to carry. Rifles and shotguns are the other matter. Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:44 PM (yCwFB) Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:44 PM (OQ9R7) 656
"So I helped my mother with all the legal details"
I'm so sorry Thunder B. That's just awful. I'm glad she hd you, but I'm sure that must have been a lot to shoulder. Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:44 PM (bYGAR) 657
642 I was 27 and a criminal prosecutor when he did it. So I helped my mother with all the legal details
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:42 PM (zOTsN) jeez, so sorry you had to deal with that. also, congrats on being a lawyer by age 27! jeez, you make me feel like a slacker. I'm older than that, and still haven't even finished by law school apps. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:44 PM (AkOaV) 658
Re: NRA spokesperson on FOX 2nite:
Ace's post about "Bob & Edith swinging behind the Cracker Barrel" yesterday was MUCH more persuasive (and ingenious) than anything the NRA spokesdude trotted out tonight on FOX after Zero's liberal lovefest. The NRA guy pretty much made a predictable frontal assault on the obvious hill. I thought I could've done better, & I'm not a guns trove or well-versed on the issue. NRA should hire ACE, bottomline. Posted by: mnwxyz at January 07, 2016 09:45 PM (NiHAc) 659
Suspects in an ISIS related terror plot arrested in Sacramento and Houston. http://tinyurl.com/zssqjzs
Posted by: no good deed at January 07, 2016 09:45 PM (GgxVX) 660
Happiness is a warm gun.
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at January 07, 2016 09:45 PM (8aOqE) 661
648: The academic publishing racket needs to get its fair share of that increasing pool of student loan money.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 09:45 PM (dvuhZ) 662
654 Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:44 PM (yCwFB)
Eh "sorta"... Cowboy up and you're golden... http://tinyurl.com/j3so95d SASS in Canada Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 09:45 PM (g8Hfr) 663
I remember that if you consider only white
Americans, our gun violence rate is about the same as Belgium's. Same thing with most other measures of social pathology; but for the minorities, we'd be in the middle of the European league tables. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:41 PM (oKE6c) Remember also that in places like Germany, the firearm related murders counted are ONLY murders committed with REGISTERED firearms. 12 mobsters hosing in a turf war skirmish doesn't count apparently. Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2016 09:46 PM (q2o38) 664
should be "gunstroke"
Posted by: mnwxyz at January 07, 2016 09:46 PM (NiHAc) 665
Jay and Harry are correct, yet almost nobody knows these things (i.e. that "gun violence" in the US, outside of gang wars and select afflicted neighborhoods, and suicides, is comparable to most other developed countries). My favorite stat (FBI): blunt objects (hammers, etc.) account for more homicides in the US annually than rifles. I think it's by a big margin, too. Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2016 09:47 PM (QDnY+) 666
On a lighter note, what the hell is up with The Ad Council, recently? It seems they reeeeally want to lure black kids into the woods.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:48 PM (OQ9R7) 667
>> All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Clinic
Mary, I have a question I hope you can provide some insight toward. Women's Reproductive Health Clinic focus on human reproductive systems, specifically those of women, correct? As a male, and possessing technical proclivities and thought patterns intersecting with geek, while I have had significantly less first-hand experience with these systems over the years than I would have preferred, my understanding is that these systems are optimized for reproduction. Given that, why do so many of these "reproductive health clinics" primarily seem to concern themselves with interfering with the successful conclusion those systems are designed to provide? The name doesn't make sense. Thank you in advance. Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 07, 2016 09:48 PM (sOhww) 668
that result in convictions as "gun deaths"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:43 PM (AkOaV) That's one way to keep crime down. Heard they keep infant mortality down by not issuing a certificate of LIE birth for a few days after just pain 'birth' too.Wonder if they use our tricks in keeping unemployment and inflation low. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 09:48 PM (T78UI) 669
Legally, homicide just means "killed by a person." as opposed to "natural causes".
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:40 PM (AkOaV) There is also death by misadventure, I think. That usually starts with, "here, hold my beer" Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2016 09:49 PM (q2o38) 670
When you subtract "gun violence" from certain
demographics and age ranges in the US; murder rates start looking very similar to Europe. Posted by: cm9000 at January 07, 2016 09:44 PM (2TUVm) Brazil would look good too. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 09:50 PM (T78UI) 671
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I was 27 and a criminal prosecutor when he did it. So I helped my mother with all the legal details Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:42 PM (zOTsN) There's never a good time for a family to take such a blow, but the strength and knowledge that your youth and profession could contribute must have been a great help in a very difficult time. Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 09:50 PM (EzgxV) 672
There is also death by misadventure, I think
That happened to me a lot in those old Sierra Space Quest games. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2016 09:50 PM (lhyxH) 673
Older white lady, head looks like a dildo due to short haircut, overweight, smells like cat piss.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2016 08:54 PM (4ErVI) Checked flannel shirt? Carhartts? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2016 09:50 PM (cKwwS) 674
CNN people are so wrong on this -- lots of democrats in many "purple states" are pro gun.
That hasn't changed. Its stupid for Hillary, for example, to continuously run anti-gun ads in NH. A larrrrge number of people in NH own guns. (and in Bernies home state of VT, too) Also, for the record, one of the lowest rates of "gun violence' in the country. Weird. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:51 PM (AkOaV) 675
I realize, on the importance scale between 1 and 10, this question is -5...but have any of you morons had TMJ? My SIL had a severe case, and this is no big deal except for me (neurotic). Give me a medical problem and I would know what to do. This? Beats me. Do I go to doctor or dentist? Drink or shoot heroin? egad. I am pathetic. Perfect end to a stressful year. Soon I expect to wake up and look like John Kerry (The Jaw), or need a drool bucket. xoxo Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 07, 2016 09:33 PM (7lqMl) Mouth guard? Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:51 PM (yCwFB) 676
The NBER put out a paper on the student loan racket recently, showing once and for all, that that was responsible for the ridiculous increase in tuition, which makes even health care inflation look tame in comparison.
Anyone with any economic sense show know that at first blush, but this was a scholarly treatise proving it. In fact, the price would've increased a tad bit more than it did, but they found some other factors that tended to lower the price over the same period. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 09:51 PM (dvuhZ) 677
I gummed him to death.
Posted by: Abuela Toronjas at January 07, 2016 09:51 PM (BN6Vh) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:51 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: Abuela Toronjas at January 07, 2016 09:52 PM (BN6Vh) 680
"There is also death by misadventure, I think. That usually starts with, "here, hold my beer"..."
-Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2016 09:49 PM (q2o3 My Perfect Reality... Kid: "Dude was ninety." Other Kid: "Natural causes? What was it?" Kid: "Naw, dude flipped his super car going 150." Other Kid: "Amen." Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:53 PM (OQ9R7) 681
Looks like Houston got this one.
So, playoffs... with the Warriors, and with the Spurs. The town might end up praying they'd lost these games Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2016 09:54 PM (lhyxH) 682
Don Lemon tonight should be good, he will probably turn on the waterworks
Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2016 09:54 PM (uZNvH) Posted by: Barry at January 07, 2016 09:55 PM (BN6Vh) 684
Barry Obama and Jerry Seinfeld should spend the rest of his presidency just cruising around talking about coffee and Barry's ginormous flappy ears so no further harm will come to the country.
Take a coffee break and hit the golf course. We insist. Posted by: Fritz at January 07, 2016 09:56 PM (BngQR) 685
Jay and Harry are correct, yet almost nobody knows
these things (i.e. that "gun violence" in the US, outside of gang wars and select afflicted neighborhoods, and suicides, is comparable to most other developed countries). Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2016 09:47 PM (QDnY+) The Reds always quote overall statistics for gun-related homicides, and conveniently forget to break out the statistics as above. Bottom line: but for gangbangers, the U.S. wouldn't be noteworthy for gun violence. Note also that gang membership is ca. 10% white (again, from memory). Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:56 PM (oKE6c) 686
That's my boy, Pflegster! Infiltrate, then coopt society's most trusted institutions. Then you can get people believing anything. Childlike propensity to blind trust + lack of critical thinking.
Posted by: Pope Frank at January 07, 2016 09:56 PM (1BhJn) 687
Thanks, y'all.
I have a bottom mouth guard thing. From about 18 months ago from a dentist Expensive piece of plastic. I trusted that dentist, thousands of miles away. Thanks, Barry! I will blame him. I think the stress started with moving plans and here I am! I guess this means a halo thing or hideous crap torture in future. Didn't wear braces as a kid. Had straight teeth, yada. (Imagining jaw cancer as that is how I roll). I do have a sinus thing. To show what a moron I am, I read a comment above and stuck finger in ear to see if it made a difference in jaw moving. Nope! Apparently deformed. This should not happen to supermodels. I will probably go to a quack who will want to inject botox and no way. I don't even like to take Advil and have been on six a day for about a week. sheet. Just when I thought I'd made it...after frantically finishing house after moving furniture into bedroom, unpacking, hanging pictures and decorating for Christmas prior to son's visit. Finally relaxing and half of face feels weird. Have the sadz. But, at least, am not Hilz. Goodness how that hag has aged since her run in 2008. I hope I don't look like a bulldog by February, with mooch's underbite. crap. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 07, 2016 09:56 PM (7lqMl) 688
Gun violence in the US is mostly among Blacks. When African Americans are subtracted from murder statistics US gun deaths aren't much different from Europe.
Posted by: cm9000 at January 07, 2016 09:56 PM (2TUVm) 689
"On a lighter note, what the hell is up with The Ad Council, recently?"
The last Ad Council piece I heard on the radio was one which claimed (cue sad music) that "one in five" children in America suffers from chronic hunger. I hit the roof. Schools are not serving not just free lunches, but free _breakfasts_ to all comers? And the schools are opening their cafeterias on what are normally out-of-school vacation days as well? For breakfast and lunch? On top of _record_ food stamp expenditure? And on top of absolutely explosive growth in benefits to low-income families for things like housing and electricity and communications, which should free up more of their budgets for food? And with huge percentages of the "poor" clinically obese? If with all that we still have 20% of American kids experiencing chronic hunger, then every single person in the social-work bureaucracy needs to be relieved of duty permanently and sent to the Antarctic to count penguins, and never brought back here. Posted by: torquewrench at January 07, 2016 09:56 PM (noWW6) 690
Your kind words are very sweet. It was a long time ago and l am well. I use the experience to talk to my kids about depression and to talk to me about it. I'm very open with them
Posted by: ThunderB at January 07, 2016 09:56 PM (zOTsN) 691
Kid: "Dude was ninety."
Other Kid: "Natural causes? What was it?" Kid: "Naw, dude flipped his super car going 150." Other Kid: "Amen." Posted by: Slapweasel -------------------- "But the three hookers in his car survived without a scratch!" Posted by: Chi at January 07, 2016 09:57 PM (gQfxF) Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2016 09:57 PM (qUNWi) 693
sigh
Posted by: Barry at January 07, 2016 09:57 PM (BN6Vh) 694
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:53 PM (OQ9R7)
I'd rather go out Nelson Rockefeller style. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:57 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: emo gator at January 07, 2016 09:57 PM (lhyxH) 696
Actually, he should have been called "Rockachick," not "Rockefeller."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:57 PM (oKE6c) 697
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 07, 2016 09:56 PM (7lqMl)
email me at linseyziq at hotmail I know of the sinuses. Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:58 PM (yCwFB) 698
I am sorry, ThunderB, that you went through that. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 07, 2016 09:59 PM (7lqMl) 699
689 Posted by: torquewrench at January 07, 2016 09:56 PM (noWW6)
The homeless are making a comeback as well... my gut response? The Donks know $oro$ is gonna crash the world markets again and they will let the GOP win to take the blame. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 09:59 PM (g8Hfr) 700
MH -
Older lead-in, "Jane Sanders Resigns" http://tinyurl.com/j866k55 Current: "Report: Bernie Sanders and His Wife Steered Money to Friends and Family" http://tinyurl.com/j958azx Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:00 PM (w/iDp) 701
If with all that we still have 20% of American kids experiencing chronic hunger
More like "chronic bullshit." The Reds' "hunger in America" bullshit drives me wild. There's NOBODY going hungry in America; the poorest people are the fattest, by far. When's the last time you saw anyone who looked malnourished (supermodels don't count)? Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:00 PM (oKE6c) 702
You know what those gun stats mean right? Democrats are more likely to murder than republicans.
Take a democrats guns, murder rate plummets. Posted by: simplemind at January 07, 2016 10:00 PM (BTnAK) 703
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Kid: "Dude was ninety." Other Kid: "Natural causes? What was it?" Kid: "Naw, dude flipped his super car going 150." Other Kid: "Amen." Posted by: Slapweasel -------------------- "But the three hookers in his car survived without a scratch!" Posted by: Chi at January 07, 2016 09:57 PM (gQfxF) Salute! *drinks* Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 10:01 PM (EzgxV) 704
Hookers have retard strength.
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2016 10:01 PM (qUNWi) 705
Yeah, our kids are starving.
So much so, only 27% or so of them will be able to join the Army...due to obesity, among other things. Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:01 PM (ahx2/) 706
I want to eat eat eat apples and bananas.
Posted by: Ad Council at January 07, 2016 10:01 PM (FkBIv) 707
Obama voters are more likely to commit gun crime than Romney voters.
Posted by: simplemind at January 07, 2016 10:01 PM (BTnAK) 708
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Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 09:53 PM (OQ9R7) I'd rather go out Nelson Rockefeller style. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 09:57 PM (oKE6c) Was he the one that got eaten by cannibals? Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 10:02 PM (EzgxV) 709
702 You know what those gun stats mean right? Democrats are more likely to murder than republicans.
Take a democrats guns, murder rate plummets. Posted by: simplemind at January 07, 2016 10:00 PM (BTnAK) True of almost all social pathologies. My boys and I used to have an alternate name for that show COPS: "Meet the Democrats." Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:02 PM (oKE6c) 710
I know of the sinuses.
Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:58 PM (yCwFB) *** One of those nasal irrigation thingies - neti pots, the hippies call them - has been a godsend for yours truly. And, in extremis, I've been known to huff hot listerine vapors over the stove. Both are painful and gross, but they work. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2016 10:02 PM (lutOX) 711
Sorry to hear, TB.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 07, 2016 10:02 PM (kqYv4) 712
Was he the one that got eaten by cannibals?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 10:02 PM (EzgxV) No. (I think that was a scion of the family.) Nelson went out ... in the saddle, as it were, with a much younger woman. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:03 PM (oKE6c) 713
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A larrrrge number of people in NH own guns. (and in Bernies home state of VT, too) Also, for the record, one of the lowest rates of "gun violence' in the country. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:51 PM (AkOaV) Might have something to do with the demographics in those states. I denounce myself. Oh wait, no I don't. Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2016 10:03 PM (sdi6R) 714
Was that a Breaking Bad ref in that "reliability!" AT&T ad I just saw? with the bathtub falling through the ceiling?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2016 10:03 PM (lhyxH) 715
The last Ad Council piece I heard on the radio was one which claimed (cue sad music) that "one in five" children in America suffers from chronic hunger.
---------------- Do you know how they reached that number? I do. They asked children, "Have you ever gone to bed hungry"? One imagines a child raising their hand, and others looking to be special, raise their hands also. It is a bullshit number Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:03 PM (w/iDp) 716
Ugh yeah. Those people are assholes too. Suicide by train is really ugly and upsetting for the poor sap driving the train.
Posted by: Lauren at January 07, 2016 09:15 PM (GZ6Pf) I don't ever get any sympathy, either. Posted by: guy with the big squeegee at January 07, 2016 10:04 PM (cKwwS) 717
If the Cleveland browns can run a football team using analytics no reason we can't govern using it.
Posted by: simplemind at January 07, 2016 10:04 PM (BTnAK) 718
..."If with all that we still have 20% of American kids
experiencing chronic hunger, then every single person in the social-work bureaucracy needs to be relieved of duty permanently and sent to the Antarctic to count penguins, and never brought back here." -Posted by: torquewrench at January 07, 2016 09:56 PM (noWW6) I love when people post as "The Ad Council". The ridiculous notion that we need millions-upon-millions in Prime-Time advertisement to tell people that they are idiots is an AoSHQ meme that... ...Really Makes a Difference. -The More You Know! *Music and Stars* Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:04 PM (OQ9R7) 719
Was he the one that got eaten by cannibals?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 10:02 PM (EzgxV) No. (I think that was a scion of the family.) Nelson went out ... in the saddle, as it were, with a much younger woman. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:03 PM (oKE6c) And then the cannibals? Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 10:04 PM (T78UI) 720
Can you eat penguins? More importantly, can we feed them to all the starving children? Do they taste "just like chicken?"
Posted by: Chi at January 07, 2016 10:04 PM (gQfxF) 721
Obama voters are more likely to commit gun crime than Romney voters
Because Romney voters don't have the courage of their convictions. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo re-reads heinlein at January 07, 2016 10:04 PM (lhyxH) 722
Consult your doctor before having sex.
Especially if you want to have sex with your doctor. amirite? Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2016 10:05 PM (qUNWi) 723
705 Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:01 PM (ahx2/)
don't forget it is not just having King Kong Bundy physiques... the Army(who does REAL SCIENCE) studies DQs kids who have been on ADD drugs...(for a reason) We have raised a tissue paper, inebriated,psychologically addled generation... THANKS OBAMA Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:05 PM (g8Hfr) 724
One of those nasal irrigation thingies - neti pots, the hippies call them - has been a godsend for yours truly.
And, in extremis, I've been known to huff hot listerine vapors over the stove. Both are painful and gross, but they work. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2016 10:02 PM (lutOX) Yup, it was with me in the aftermath of my last sinus surgery. Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 10:06 PM (yCwFB) 725
In Canada, handguns are verboten, unless you can prove you are in grave danger and deserve to carry. Rifles and shotguns are the other matter. Which are what are usually used in these 'mas shootings' we're supposed to whipped into a frenzy over. Handguns are popular with gangbangers, who we're not supposed to be panicked over. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 07, 2016 10:06 PM (oVJmc) 726
. Soon I expect to wake up and look like John Kerry (The Jaw),
Don't worry, only one way to end up luke me. I invented this teleporter, but as I was testing it, a horse snuck into the terminus with me, and when I got out I looked like this. Teresa was very understanding. Or she's the female Andrew Mendoza. Posted by: John F Kerry at January 07, 2016 10:06 PM (1BhJn) 727
Started long before Obama, Sven.
Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:06 PM (ahx2/) 728
Thanks, Vendette. This is normal sinus thing...and I know 'em, too. It is just weird. Maybe cracking up due to The Won. It is, for sure, dental and I do not like.
My magic sinus potion is this (will try tomorrow, I guess, maybe laced with vodka): 1 cup warmed spicy V8 (one minute in microwave), add dash Tabasco and minced 1 clove garlic. Swig down. Breathe well in about an hour. The tomato juice "sort of" disguises the garlic breath (so I like to think), like tomato juice bath for a dog meets skunk? If it were a "bad" sinus infection I would drink turpentine if someone told me it would help. I am a nurse and the biggest neurotic (about myself, advise others ALL THE TIME to go to doctor). Me, not so much. Yearly visit and am done, leave me alone. My new doc may see me by next week. i guess he will think, early on, that I am nuts. oh, yay! Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 07, 2016 10:06 PM (7lqMl) 729
710 I know of the sinuses.
Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:58 PM (yCwFB) *** One of those nasal irrigation thingies - neti pots, the hippies call them - has been a godsend for yours truly. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 07, 2016 10:02 PM (lutOX) Same here. Deviated septum (play sports, they're good for you!) made me a frequent flier for sinus infections on the occluded side. This thing http://tinyurl.com/z7eq2nb helps dramatically. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:06 PM (oKE6c) 730
"But the three hookers in his car survived without a scratch!"
-Posted by: Chi at January 07, 2016 09:57 PM (gQfxF) Skills, man. ...skills. Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:06 PM (OQ9R7) 731
Both are painful and gross, but they work.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine ---------------- I rely on the Neti wash bottle, not the pot. Pro tip: Mix solution, and experiment with warming it to the right temperature in the microwave. If you have to hold the bottle with oven mitts, it's probably too hot. Do not ask me how I know this. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:07 PM (w/iDp) 732
727 Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:06 PM (ahx2/)
Absolutely.... the nation started being flushed down the toilet in the 90s... "Beijing Billy and Soccer Mom" Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:07 PM (g8Hfr) 733
Hey everybody.
Hope to have a very special treat for everyone in tonight's ONT, or perhaps tomorrow night's ONT. Stay tuned. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2016 10:07 PM (ntObR) 734
The Browns can not *possibly* do any worse with analytics when you think about it.
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2016 10:07 PM (qUNWi) 735
689 "On a lighter note, what the hell is up with The Ad Council, recently?"
It's pure bullshit. Their metric is, if you were worried even one day during the year that you might miss a meal, you went into the "hungry" statistic. You might here a new "public service" ad, this time for a group claiming that obesity is a disease. The pitch is obvious: if it's a disease it's not your fault so insurance companies aka other people should pay for your fat farm treatments. Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 07, 2016 10:07 PM (FkgZk) 736
the Cleveland browns can run a football team using analytics no reason we can't govern using it.
Posted by: simplemind at January 07, 2016 10:04 PM (BTnAK) The analytics the Government is using are all bad. And then there is the crushing debt. Posted by: cm9000 at January 07, 2016 10:08 PM (2TUVm) 737
Nasacort did the trick for me. Of course, who knows what the side effects of spraying that stuff up your nose every day for an extended period will be down the road. :sigh: But it's done the trick for me, and I wished I tried it years before.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 10:09 PM (dvuhZ) 738
When's the last time you saw anyone who looked malnourished (supermodels don't count)? Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:00 PM (oKE6c) Does Rachel Corrie qualify? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 07, 2016 10:09 PM (BK3ZS) Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2016 10:09 PM (qUNWi) 740
And then the cannibals?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 10:04 PM (T78UI) You're into cannibals, aren't ya? Nah. Nelson went out doing bunga bunga. Lucky bastard. Not so lucky for the young lady, though, but it could've been worse. She could've hooked up with Ted Kennedy. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:09 PM (oKE6c) 741
734. Great. Thanks for the jinx. 0-16 here we come.
Posted by: simplemind at January 07, 2016 10:09 PM (BTnAK) 742
735 Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 07, 2016 10:07 PM (FkgZk)
Perhaps the secret defense theory is by having a nation of blimps we can use loitering MASERS to win... Only in America are we told that 36 million kids go to bed starving and the morbid obesity is a national killer by the same agency and expected not to go "what the fuck?" Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:10 PM (g8Hfr) 743
Didn't actually watch the "town hall", but to those who did, was it awkward when Anderson asked Obama if he wanted a happy ending?
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 07, 2016 10:11 PM (oVNPQ) 744
705
Yeah, our kids are starving. So much so, only 27% or so of them will be able to join the Army...due to obesity, among other things. Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:01 PM (ahx2/) Hello, Sweetie! Just out of curiosity, did you ever have times when you had a woman have trouble lifting a piece of a tank or a guy have a problem getting something aligned properly and think, "bite my tongue -- gotta salute PC".....or did you drill the ever-loving shit out of 'em so it wasn't an issue? (specifically, drills on "either one of you lifting 100 pounds should use a hoist, cretin" or "you're eyeballing that? Ever heard of jigs?") Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 10:11 PM (EzgxV) 745
Nobody had addressed The Ad Council leading black children into the woods. They also had one with a redhead. There is a conspiracy somewhere, and I'm going to find it.
*dons tinfoil hat* And I'm Off!!! *jumps off bed* To the Car-Mobile!!! Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:11 PM (OQ9R7) 746
You might here a new "public service" ad, this time
for a group claiming that obesity is a disease. The pitch is obvious: if it's a disease it's not your fault so insurance companies aka other people should pay for your fat farm treatments. Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 07, 2016 10:07 PM (FkgZk) I see a business opportunity for R. Lee Ermey. Assuming he doesn't get drafted to run for President. I've vote for him in a heartbeat. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:11 PM (oKE6c) 747
As predicted i missed the whole dog and pony show. But should have had a gun thread instead as I sort of suggested.
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2016 10:11 PM (3ZgzE) 748
Nobody had addressed The Ad Council leading black children into the woods.
Maybe they hired Wayne Williams on work-release. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:11 PM (oKE6c) 749
A side benefit of using a Neti Bottle/Pot is that it provides training in the event that waterboarding is used in the camps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:12 PM (w/iDp) Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2016 10:12 PM (EZebt) 751
Only in America are we told that 36 million kids go to bed starving and the morbid obesity is a national killer by the same agency and expected not to go "what the fuck?"
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 A nation of Laurel and Hardees. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 10:12 PM (FkBIv) 752
"Hope to have a very special treat for everyone in tonight's ONT, or perhaps tomorrow night's ONT. "
Brownies......? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 07, 2016 10:13 PM (kqYv4) 753
Was he the one that got eaten by cannibals?
That was his son, Michael. Nelson went out en flagrante. Took his paramour some time to crawl out from under him, according to reports. She then called a friend to discuss what to do, rather than the medics. Posted by: Fox2! at January 07, 2016 10:13 PM (brIR5) 754
An AoS thread: The Neti Pot and alternatives.
Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 10:14 PM (yCwFB) 755
Nobody had addressed The Ad Council leading black children into the woods.
The forest discovers you. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 10:14 PM (FkBIv) 756
I have to say I have not yet huffed hot Listerine over stove and have dealt with sinus crap for decades (had the surgery and kept these puppies clear thanks to salt water...be careful with those neti pots, morons).
Can picture it now, towel over head in kitchen, hoping not to catch on fire cause gas, now, Christy...fumes of blue Listerine in house. Husband asking wut? I tell him a moron mentioned it. He calls for help and they admit me and I can no longer own a gun. That is, if I don't have jaw cancer, which appeared a week ago. Or, now that I think about it, after my son ticked me off. So, now blaming son AND Baroque. Perhaps I need to go to CO and eat a brownie. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 07, 2016 10:14 PM (7lqMl) 757
I see the current WH meme is that Congress is 'afraid' of the NRA. Juan Williams has repeated a number of times. He just called the NRA 'An extremist group'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:14 PM (w/iDp) 758
Only in America are we told that 36 million kids go
to bed starving and the morbid obesity is a national killer by the same agency and expected not to go "what the fuck?" Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:10 PM (g8Hfr) I know, right? All these kids go to bed starving, yet Laquisha weighs 300 lbs. Maybe the kids should have a word with Mom. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:14 PM (oKE6c) 759
758 Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:14 PM (oKE6c)
Just be glad I don't eat your chirruns... //LaQuisha Tyson Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:15 PM (g8Hfr) 760
I was at the doctor's office today. Looking out over the waiting room, it was a sea of lard. Now, I could stand to lose a few pounds myself and ain't no prize, but the men, while lard asses, weren't as lard-assed as the women. It was awful.
This was adults, not children, of course, but damn. And every damned one of those little butterballs was in the same position, hunched over and diddling their damned phones. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 10:15 PM (dvuhZ) 761
"The forest discovers you."
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 10:14 PM (FkBIv) It might be a "Ned Beatty" thing, as a set-up. *races toward inevitable conclusion, hat intact* Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:16 PM (OQ9R7) Posted by: The GSA at January 07, 2016 10:16 PM (w/iDp) 763
That was his son, Michael. Nelson went out en flagrante.
Took his paramour some time to crawl out from under him, according to reports. She then called a friend to discuss what to do, rather than the medics. Posted by: Fox2! at January 07, 2016 10:13 PM (brIR5) See how far we've advanced? Nowadays he'd be porking a guy, who'd have the strength to crawl out from under him immediately. Huge advance. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:16 PM (oKE6c) 764
You can take my neti pot from my cold dead nostrils.
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2016 10:16 PM (qUNWi) 765
753
Was he the one that got eaten by cannibals? That was his son, Michael. Nelson went out en flagrante. Took his paramour some time to crawl out from under him, according to reports. She then called a friend to discuss what to do, rather than the medics. Posted by: Fox2! at January 07, 2016 10:13 PM (brIR5) I'm just glad I haven't just hallucinated the last 20 years. Oh, wait.... Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 10:17 PM (EzgxV) 766
This thread has produced the most laughs for me in a while. Keep up the good work, folks.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 07, 2016 10:17 PM (Dc/ui) 767
I didn't have female soldiers, cooth, so I had no issues there.
Not too many females go into Ordnance for a reason. As far as maintenance procedures, that wasn't an issue either. Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:17 PM (ahx2/) 768
This was adults, not children, of course, but damn.
And every damned one of those little butterballs was in the same position, hunched over and diddling their damned phones. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 10:15 PM (dvuhZ) Sounds like my gym with the New Year's Resolvers. Hey, those 10 lb. weights aren't going to lift themselves, ya know. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:18 PM (oKE6c) 769
"He just called the NRA 'An extremist group'."
I used to be a member but I started to get a little worried about my name on the membership list. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 07, 2016 10:18 PM (kqYv4) 770
AOP, didn't Canuckistan just recently (past few years), finally, junk the long gun registry after several decades? And the Mounties reported that such registry had actually been material to solving or prosecuting a case exactly .... ZERO times? Have I got that right?
And a moron here recently reported, I think, that MD has finally abandoned its own stupid fired-cartridge registry/library, and in that case two not a single case was broken or based primarily on said data? Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2016 09:37 PM (QDnY+) Yes, the previous Conservative government finally shit-canned the long-gun registry, which, AFAIK, solved no murders during its existence. And few of its apologists ever claimed that it did, so its near-zero batting average must have been such an un-assailable fact that they knew better than to try and bullshit us. Now that The Spawn is PM, it would not surprise me to see the gun registry re-enacted, or some even more intrusive anti-gun legislation. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2016 10:18 PM (cKwwS) 771
I'm just glad I haven't just hallucinated the last 20 years.
I'll bet the next 20 will be surreal. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 10:18 PM (FkBIv) 772
767 Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:17 PM (ahx2/)
One of the toughest people I knew psychologically was a 1980s Female Ammo Sgt who worked on nuke arty for Ordnance... "Ordnance fucking the infantry for 230 years" did not go over well at Aberdeen when I said it. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:19 PM (g8Hfr) 773
"He just called the NRA 'An extremist group'"
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:14 PM (w/iDp) He also says, "I don't even understand!", a lot, when everything has just been explained to him by at least three other people with a total grasp of an argument. ...so there's that. Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:19 PM (OQ9R7) 774
720 Can you eat penguins? ... Do they taste "just like chicken?"
Probably a bit oily. Maybe even fishy. Posted by: Fox2! at January 07, 2016 10:19 PM (brIR5) 775
>>Only in America are we told that 36 million kids go
to bed starving and the morbid obesity is a national killer by the same agency and expected not to go "what the fuck?" Especially when there's food stamps, WIC, private charities (food banks, food kitchens), and oh yeah, big city public school districts that serve free breakfast, lunch, and dinner and sometimes continue food service over the summer and/or send the lil nippers home w/food on Friday to cover the weekend. How can anyone be hungry...unless their parents are totes negligent? Posted by: Bloody, beaten women of Malmo at January 07, 2016 10:20 PM (NOIQH) 776
Heh Sven.
Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:20 PM (ahx2/) 777
Juan Williams is a truly pathetic figure. In his gilded cage may his chains rest lightly upon him.
Posted by: cm9000 at January 07, 2016 10:20 PM (2TUVm) 778
I used to be a member but I started to get a little worried about my name on the membership list.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill ----------------- Yeah... probably too late. Besides, you're here , so, tagged. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:20 PM (w/iDp) 779
Got an e-mail from Postmodern Jukebox.
"The Tap Awakens" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZcbwz3N2eU Posted by: rickl at January 07, 2016 10:20 PM (sdi6R) 780
>> Hey, those 10 lb. weights aren't going to lift themselves, ya know
Reminds of what a girlfriend once said back in college: This pussy ain't gonna lick itself, you know.... Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 10:21 PM (dvuhZ) 781
36 million kids starving in America? What are there, maybe 100 millions kids altogether, depending on what you choose as the cutoff age? So 1 in 3 kids here are starving? Bull-effin'-shit! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2016 10:21 PM (BK3ZS) 782
Juan Williams make weird Jim Carrey faces and jerks his head around a lot. Perhaps CNN would be a better fit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 10:21 PM (FkBIv) 783
@769 RK you have to take a stand
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 07, 2016 10:21 PM (voOPb) 784
774 720 Can you eat penguins? ... Do they taste "just like chicken?"
Probably a bit oily. Maybe even fishy. Posted by: Fox2! at January 07, 2016 10:19 PM (brIR5) Serve 'em up to Huma then. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:21 PM (oKE6c) 785
Good night horde
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2016 10:22 PM (3ZgzE) 786
774 Yeah, it tastes like that. Eating penguin is what helped prepare me to eat other "things".
Posted by: Huma at January 07, 2016 10:22 PM (oVNPQ) 787
781 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2016 10:21 PM (BK3ZS)
Hola mi amigo, mi llamo Juan y Juanita.... //~8 million newer better Americans Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:23 PM (g8Hfr) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 07, 2016 10:23 PM (kqYv4) 789
Juan Williams is a truly pathetic figure. In his gilded cage may his chains rest lightly upon him.
Posted by: cm9000 ----------------- Juan Williams is proof that even life-changing personal abuse by liberals will not not shake a liberal's mindset. Just. Slightly. Insane. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:23 PM (w/iDp) 790
In Canada and Australia, they registered or confiscated 'all guns'.
Except a lot of people refused to comply. And they had no way of knowing who complied and who didn't. To this day, they have no way of knowing. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2016 09:41 PM (AkOaV) There was practically no "confiscation" in Canada. I can own a legal handgun, if I want to apply for a "restricted" PAL (possession and acquisition license). But why get one's name put on a list? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2016 10:23 PM (cKwwS) 791
"Yeah... probably too late. Besides, you're here , so, tagged"
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:20 PM (w/iDp) Damn skippy, Ricardo. Your Scarlet Letter has been branded. Wear it proudly! Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:23 PM (OQ9R7) 792
I used to be a member but I started to get a little worried about my name on the membership list.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill ----------------- Yeah... probably too late. Besides, you're here , so, tagged. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:20 PM (w/iDp) Think about the possibility of buying memberships with money orders in the name of various elected Dems.... Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2016 10:23 PM (q2o38) 793
G'Night, Skip.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:23 PM (OQ9R7) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:24 PM (w/iDp) 795
Good night!!
Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 10:24 PM (yCwFB) 796
I think it is totally hilarious that Willy Peyronie's is being asked about his rapey behavior stumping for Hilz. Her secret weapon and all that...after all, people are voting for her due to 1) his name, and 2) she appears to be a woman.
It is like Wylie Coyote running for president with one of those smoking spoldy bowling balls chained to his rear leg. ha. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at January 07, 2016 10:24 PM (7lqMl) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2016 10:25 PM (BK3ZS) 798
>>Juan Williams is a truly pathetic figure. In his gilded cage may his chains rest lightly upon him.
Be comforted knowing his son is conservative. Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2016 10:25 PM (NOIQH) 799
Think about the possibility of buying memberships with money orders in the name of various elected Dems....
Posted by: Kindltot ------------------ If I were inclined towards such heinous and illicit behavior, which I am NOT, I would sign up Michael Moore. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:26 PM (w/iDp) 800
Juan Williams is a truly pathetic figure. In his gilded cage may his chains rest lightly upon him.
Posted by: cm9000 at January 07, 2016 10:20 PM (2TUVm) Hell No! May he find no rest from crying himself in bed at night at the pathetic shill he's become for the Democrat Plantation. Even though turned upon by the Liberal Massa's once, he still can't keep himself from bowing and scraping at their altar of racial bullshit. And it was the right who came and saved his career, gave him a job and wished him well and this is what we're rewarded with. Not only is he pathetic but he reinforces the stereo types that have condemned millions of Blacks to a pathetic political back water where they can only hope that their Democrat overseers will aid them in their various plights. Although I can't understand why they would as the Democrats stopped caring about the Blacks (other than by word) in the eighties when they were assured that the Blacks would never rebel and never think for themselves again. I hope those chains tighten and tighten until he's a mass of welts and bruises from their weight. Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 07, 2016 10:26 PM (Xo1Rt) 801
My all time favorite horsefuck activist "stat" was back in the Reagan years...
"every minute 5 families lose their home" uh.... 5*60 minutes =s 300 300 * 24 = 7200 365*7200= 2,628,000 2,628,000 *8= 21,024,000 or you know ~ 1 out of 15 people in America... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:26 PM (g8Hfr) 802
G'Night, Vendette.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:26 PM (OQ9R7) 803
791 "Yeah... probably too late. Besides, you're here , so, tagged"
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:20 PM (w/iDp) Damn skippy, Ricardo. Your Scarlet Letter has been branded. Wear it proudly! Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:23 PM (OQ9R7) Just a friendly reminder: I called top bunk a long time ago. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:26 PM (oKE6c) 804
801 My all time favorite horsefuck activist "stat" was back in the Reagan years...
"every minute 5 families lose their home" uh.... 5*60 minutes =s 300 300 * 24 = 7200 365*7200= 2,628,000 2,628,000 *8= 21,024,000 or you know ~ 1 out of 15 people in America... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:26 PM (g8Hfr) Math is racist. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:27 PM (oKE6c) 805
786 774 Yeah, it tastes like that. Eating penguin is what helped prepare me to eat other "things". Posted by: Huma at January 07, 2016 10:22 PM (oVNPQ) Fish tacos, perhaps? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2016 10:28 PM (BK3ZS) 806
Juan Williams tilts his head like a fooled-ass dog and then puts-on that squinty, "What-choo Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?!?" - face.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:28 PM (OQ9R7) 807
Just a friendly reminder: I called top bunk a long time ago.
Posted by: Jay Guevara You'll have to fight for it as the Triskelions wager quatloos. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 10:28 PM (FkBIv) 808
"Eating penguin is what helped prepare me to eat other "things"."
I remember those 4 Mexican fisherman that floated all the way across the Pacific a few years ago. At one point they managed to catch some kind of sea bird and were going to eat it. As starving as they were, the bird was so God awful disgusting they couldn't choke it down. I imagine penguin would be about the same. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 07, 2016 10:29 PM (kqYv4) 809
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I didn't have female soldiers, cooth, so I had no issues there. Not too many females go into Ordnance for a reason. As far as maintenance procedures, that wasn't an issue either. Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:17 PM (ahx2/) Hmmm.....I'd always assumed that when you said, "your guys", you meant it the same way I mean it when I say, "my guys" -- they're the people (of both genders) who report to me and I'm responsible for making them productive. There's an interesting part of the book "The Anderson Tapes" that always made me squidgy -- where the police commander on the scene outlines the personnel selection for taking control of the building. Thing is, there are obviously (fictitious) lives on the line and I can't say his reasoning is entirely wrong. Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 10:29 PM (EzgxV) 810
804 Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:27 PM (oKE6c)
In the "duality of thought" chronicles... Math is both racist AND invented by the Africans... "neat trick" Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:29 PM (g8Hfr) 811
But why get one's name put on a list?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ------------------ You say that now, but when all of your American grey-box friends have been captured, this is gonna be a lonely place. On the other hand, if you could throw a ham sandwich over the fence now and then, it would be appreciated. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:29 PM (w/iDp) 812
36 million kids starving in America? What are there,
maybe 100 millions kids altogether, depending on what you choose as the cutoff age? So 1 in 3 kids here are starving? Bull-effin'-shit! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2016 10:21 PM (BK3ZS) And isn't childhood obesity a problem so just guessin' here but1/3 underweight/starving in spite of endless gifted food sources;1/3 obese due to endless gifted food sources;1/3 reasonable weight due to parents that give a shit! Posted by: Hrothgar at January 07, 2016 10:30 PM (ftVQq) 813
On the other hand, if you could throw a ham sandwich over the fence now and then, it would be appreciated. Avenge us, AOP! Avenge us! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2016 10:31 PM (BK3ZS) 814
"Just a friendly reminder: I called top bunk a long time ago."
-Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:26 PM (oKE6c) Out of respect, in the camps, no problem. Just pray that I'm not on the bottom bunk on "Moldy, Rotten Cheese-Night". Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:31 PM (OQ9R7) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 10:32 PM (FkBIv) 816
In the "duality of thought" chronicles...
Math is both racist AND invented by the Africans... "neat trick" Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:29 PM (g8Hfr) Unlike writing, which they don't even claim to have invented. Ever. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:32 PM (oKE6c) 817
I was Ordnance. EOD ordnance.
We had a grandmother E5. She got promotable she said she was exhibiting her "P" ness. Say that out loud. But we were on the bomb squad, a lot of alcohol was likely involved. Posted by: blaster at January 07, 2016 10:32 PM (2Ocf1) 818
In Canada, handguns are verboten, unless you can prove you are in grave danger and deserve to carry.
Rifles and shotguns are the other matter. Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2016 09:44 PM (yCwFB) Not so. I need a PAL (possession and acquistion license) to buy or own any firearm (other than a prescribed antique firearm). There's one PAL for long guns, and a "restricted" PAL for handguns (and, I believe, some military-style semi-auto rifles). Any person not a felon or under a mental health order can take the course, and get one. Involves a background check. I know several friends with legal handguns; one guy is a raging liberal who shoots a Tokarev at the range. But the only "approved" purposes for owning a handgun are "collector" and "target shooting at approved ranges". "Self-defense" is not an "approved" reason, and you would be denied if you asked for a permit on that basis. But armored-car crew can carry, with special permits, and there are a few (very few) people who have been given concealed-carry permits because of explicit threats against them. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2016 10:33 PM (cKwwS) 819
814 "Just a friendly reminder: I called top bunk a long time ago."
-Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:26 PM (oKE6c) Out of respect, in the camps, no problem. Just pray that I'm not on the bottom bunk on "Moldy, Rotten Cheese-Night". Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:31 PM (OQ9R7) Actually, I'm beginning to reconsider calling top bunk as my prostate approaches grapefruit size. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:33 PM (oKE6c) 820
As starving as they were, the bird was so God awful disgusting they couldn't choke it down.
-------------- Should have adopted 'The Essex Diet', where you draw straws to see who's for dinner. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:33 PM (w/iDp) 821
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 07, 2016 10:30 PM (ftVQq) No matter how you slice it, it always comes down to triage. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2016 10:33 PM (BK3ZS) 822
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:32 PM (oKE6c)
So they worked out all those involved equations in their heads leaving no record of the fantastic results. Got it! Posted by: Hrothgar at January 07, 2016 10:34 PM (ftVQq) 823
So I just get back just in time to say "Good Night Vendette!!"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 10:34 PM (ptqRm) 824
Certain
And on and on. Amazing. We must out breed them. Posted by: Barry at January 07, 2016 10:34 PM (ct0K5) 825
"Actually, I'm beginning to reconsider calling top bunk as my prostate approaches grapefruit size."
-Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:33 PM (oKE6c) As someone who has actually been in a County Lock-Up...? Bottom bunk is better. Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:35 PM (OQ9R7) 826
But we were on the bomb squad, a lot of alcohol was likely involved.
Posted by: blaster at January 07, 2016 10:32 PM (2Ocf1) I used to enjoy "Danger UXB," a Brit show on a bomb disposal unit. Was it even within hailing distance of reality? Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:35 PM (oKE6c) 827
The starving American kids are those in public schools that only have MoochelleMeals (c) to sustain them for 1/3 the day!
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2016 10:35 PM (DLIIY) 828
I imagine penguin would be about the same.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 07, 2016 10:29 PM (kqYv4) Shackleton expedition ate a lot of penguin, and were unhappy they didn't have more. Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2016 10:37 PM (q2o38) 829
"I can own a legal handgun, if I want to apply for a "restricted" PAL (possession and acquisition license)."
AOP, how do the personal private transactions take place in Canada? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 07, 2016 10:37 PM (kqYv4) 830
So here in the greater Baltimore area, the city has provided housing for a young mother, located out in the County.
She has no car, no job skills, and no income. So they relocate her where there is no mass transit, and the closest grocery store is over four miles away. The city moved her to a food desert. Nitwits. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 10:37 PM (ptqRm) 831
Sven-
It's even worse than that. 1 minute= 5 families (say avg 4 people per family) Approx. 21,00,000 X 4=84,000,000 Population in 1984 was approx. 250,000,000 so, 1 out of 3 was home.......... it just doesn't fucking matter , does it? Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 07, 2016 10:38 PM (89T5c) 832
We had a grandmother E5. She got promotable she said she was exhibiting her "P" ness. For a while back in the late 80s, DuPont was big on Myers-Briggs personality typing. One of the four "axes" was Judging / Perceiving, or J / P (don't ask). Anywho, DuPont management was overloaded with Js. A female colleague of mine, tongue in cheek, insisted that whatever ailed DuPont would be cured by "a little more P-ness". We LOLed. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2016 10:39 PM (BK3ZS) 833
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There's an interesting part of the book "The Anderson Tapes" Garrett Morris to the roof! Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 07, 2016 10:32 PM (FkBIv) I never saw the movie -- and, fuckin'-A, it's got Sean Connery! -- but the book had some memorable bits. And, yes, what I'm referring to would involve Garrett Morris to the roof......sheesh, when making an obscure reference, you can always count on The Horde. Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 10:39 PM (EzgxV) 834
We should feed some of those fat kids to all the starving kids - kinda balance things out a bit. And maybe motivate the chubby ones to maybe get up and move around every once in a while.
Win -win! With ide as like this, i should be appointed to some kind of cabinet position by President Cruz... Posted by: Chi at January 07, 2016 10:39 PM (gQfxF) 835
831Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 07, 2016 10:38 PM (89T5c)
Thanks I'm recovering from going to the Mouth Butcher today and running off memory... I used that rant back in the 80s in speech and debate about media bias... I mocked them for in essence claiming moving to a new town was a national crisis.... God I hate the media. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:40 PM (g8Hfr) 836
831 so, 1 out of 3 was home.......... it just doesn't fucking matter , does it?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 07, 2016 10:38 PM (89T5c) Fun possible scam there: infantalize young adults and financially encourage them to live with their parents until their mid-late 20's. Then count them as homeless. Probably underway as we speak. Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2016 10:40 PM (iMxBJ) 837
>>>>As someone who has actually been in a County Lock-Up...?
Bottom bunk is better. Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 ------ I'm not going to ask what you did to get yourself In the clink, but just say that you have lived a colorful life it seems. Posted by: L, Elle at January 07, 2016 10:41 PM (2x3L+) 838
"Shackleton expedition ate a lot of penguin, and were unhappy they didn't have more."
Really? I did not know that. How about that. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 07, 2016 10:41 PM (kqYv4) 839
We should feed some of those fat kids to all the starving kids - kinda
balance things out a bit. And maybe motivate the chubby ones to maybe get up and move around every once in a while. I was thinking more along the lines of redistributing the food in the family, away from Laquisha's fat ass and to all the putatively starving brats. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:41 PM (oKE6c) 840
SMFH, think you should sue Disney over new animated movie..
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zlqvqya Closing in on 37k, might hit 38k tonight. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 10:41 PM (VnEUI) 841
Hey, guess who has ghost cities, all full of infrastructure, and no population to fill them.
And guess who has lots of refugees looking for a place to live. Just sayin' Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 10:41 PM (ptqRm) 842
..."The city moved her to a food desert.
Nitwits" -Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 10:37 PM (ptqRm) Another term I cannot stand. Do you know WHY there are "Food Deserts"? Because nobody within their right mind would open a grocery in that battlefield. Blacks and Hispanics eat strawberries and celery and sweet potatoes and lettuce. You just can't Own A Fucking Business there. Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:41 PM (OQ9R7) 843
836 Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2016 10:40 PM (iMxBJ)
They are saving that to spring on President Trump... whom I am >this< close to making peace with backing... I may hate his duplicity, fear he his Hillary's spoiler, and detest his genuine views BUT he pisses off all the right people like Cruz. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:42 PM (g8Hfr) 844
801 My all time favorite horsefuck activist "stat" was back in the Reagan years...
"every minute 5 families lose their home" uh.... 5*60 minutes =s 300 300 * 24 = 7200 365*7200= 2,628,000 2,628,000 *8= 21,024,000 or you know ~ 1 out of 15 people in America... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:26 PM (g8Hfr) And in 15 years? EVERYONE! Posted by: BB Wolf at January 07, 2016 10:42 PM (f7rv6) 845
For a while back in the late 80s, DuPont was big on
Myers-Briggs personality typing. One of the four "axes" was Judging / Perceiving, or J / P (don't ask). Anywho, DuPont management was overloaded with Js. A female colleague of mine, tongue in cheek, insisted that whatever ailed DuPont would be cured by "a little more P-ness". We LOLed. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2016 10:39 PM (BK3ZS) I love management fads. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:42 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 10:42 PM (VnEUI) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 07, 2016 10:43 PM (kqYv4) 848
We should feed some of those fat kids to all the starving kids - kinda balance things out a bit. And maybe motivate the chubby ones to maybe get up and move around every once in a while.
Win -win! With ide as like this, i should be appointed to some kind of cabinet position by President Cruz... Posted by: Chi You are hereby appointed the WIC Czar. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 07, 2016 10:43 PM (89T5c) 849
Barry, Barry quite contrary,
How do your schlongy grow? With Charlie Sheen and vaseline, And pretty me, stroking you slow. Posted by: Reggie Love at January 07, 2016 10:43 PM (1BhJn) Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:44 PM (ahx2/) 851
845 Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:42 PM (oKE6c)
Eh similar was used in WW2.... I am an INTJ Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:44 PM (g8Hfr) 852
"Another term I cannot stand. Do you know WHY there are "Food Deserts"? Because nobody within their right mind would open a grocery in that battlefield.
" Oh, I agree with you. I was just looking at the irony of the City relocating a person to an area which meets their definition of a food desert. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 10:44 PM (ptqRm) 853
Penguin goes best with apricots. They didn't have those either.
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2016 10:44 PM (qUNWi) 854
Another term I cannot stand. Do you know WHY there are "Food Deserts"? Because nobody within their right mind would open a grocery in that battlefield.
Me either. Grocery stores operate on razor thin margins, and count on high turnover of inventory to make their money. It doesn't take much shoplifting ("shrinkage"), much less riot damage, to make the enterprise unprofitable. Voila! Food desert! Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:44 PM (oKE6c) 855
Propaganda.
[sound of marching boots] Propaganda. Posted by: Beyond Good and Evil at January 07, 2016 07:52 PM (AxTzt) It's all he is capable of. Posted by: rrpjr at January 07, 2016 10:44 PM (s/yC1) Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2016 10:45 PM (qUNWi) 857
@826 not my reality thankfully. But yeah that was a good series and it was realistic for them.
Do NOT get me started about Hurt Locker though. Posted by: blaster at January 07, 2016 10:45 PM (2Ocf1) Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:46 PM (ahx2/) 859
SMFH, yeah but I figured if you made enough noise they would pay you some $$$ to simply go away.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 10:46 PM (VnEUI) Posted by: blaster at January 07, 2016 10:46 PM (2Ocf1) 861
Really? I did not know that. How about that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 07, 2016 10:41 PM (kqYv4) To be honest, at one point it was a race between having the ice floe they were marooned on break up and starving to death, and starving to death was a close second. Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2016 10:46 PM (q2o38) 862
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Sir Ernest Shackleton? http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/antarctique-1914/ Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 10:42 PM (VnEUI) Doggehs!!!! Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 10:47 PM (EzgxV) 863
Anna,
I doubt Disney is going to delve into the cannibalism aspect of Ancient Hawai'i. Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:44 PM (ahx2/) Met a local who while talking story over beer mentioned that they were only able to round up a few of Cook's bones because they fookin ate him. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2016 10:47 PM (T78UI) 864
I doubt Disney is going to delve into the cannibalism aspect of Ancient Hawai'i.
Long Poi. Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2016 10:45 PM (qUNWi) And as for Liberia in the 70s, forget it. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:47 PM (oKE6c) 865
843 They are saving that to spring on President Trump...
whom I am >this I may hate his duplicity, fear he his Hillary's spoiler, and detest his genuine views BUT he pisses off all the right people like Cruz. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:42 PM (g8Hfr) Hate to admit it, but here goes: I'm having similar thoughts. About 60% of my brain is still saying "Trump??? Really??" And then I look at how effective he's being (hat tip to Scott Adams for that), and I think about how I'm all used to evaluating candidates by their coherent philosophy, which he fails, but...maybe the working class types flocking to his banner have a point. Then, too, I think of Hillary ripping Rubio to shreds, as Schumer did, and then I think of her going up against Trump... It is a pleasing image. No conclusions yet, just contemplation of that pleasing image. Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2016 10:47 PM (iMxBJ) 866
On the other hand, if you could throw a ham sandwich over the fence now and then, it would be appreciated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2016 10:29 PM (w/iDp) Memo to self: perfect design of poutine trebuchet. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2016 10:47 PM (cKwwS) Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2016 10:47 PM (iMxBJ) Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:48 PM (ahx2/) 869
The best thing about dining on penguin is that you get a free tuxedo out of it.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2016 10:48 PM (DLIIY) 870
Did someone install some sort of auto-save-you-from-the barrel software update? If so, thank you.
Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2016 10:48 PM (iMxBJ) 871
I watched more of this TV event than I thought I would. Zero seconds!!
Posted by: Nom de Blog at January 07, 2016 10:49 PM (HeZ0H) 872
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Fuck that movie. Stupid, stupid movie. Posted by: SMFH at January 07, 2016 10:46 PM (ahx2/) Kind of suspicious that imdb rates it as a comedy. The novel wasn't comedic. Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 10:49 PM (EzgxV) 873
870 Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2016 10:48 PM (iMxBJ)
A lot of us have bracket closes in our nicks.... I do not enjoy watching people dive into the barrel.... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:50 PM (g8Hfr) 874
Heh...
SEIU Chief "Worried" Because Trump Appeals to "So Many" Union Members. http://tinyurl.com/hsr4g63 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 07, 2016 10:50 PM (WWdgA) 875
874 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 07, 2016 10:50 PM (WWdgA)
Correct, I am not a trump fsan.... that said he has already largely succeeded in rebuilding the Reagan coalition... I think if we are smart enough to nominate him or Cruz it will be at least 1980 if not '84... Union Donks are getting the shit end of the Hillary/Obama! wing stick... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 07, 2016 10:52 PM (g8Hfr) 876
The thing about the Shackleton expedition if mentioned to the Soviet Justice Wanker crowd would be, the question raised would be - couldn't they melt their way out?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 10:52 PM (VnEUI) 877
874 Heh...
SEIU Chief "Worried" Because Trump Appeals to "So Many" Union Members. http://tinyurl.com/hsr4g63 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 07, 2016 10:50 PM (WWdgA) Oh shit, and no secret police yet to round up dissidents. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 07, 2016 10:53 PM (oKE6c) 878
"I'm not going to ask what you did to get yourself In the clink, but just say that you have lived a colorful life it seems"
-Posted by: L, Elle at January 07, 2016 10:41 PM (2x3L+) Meh... I was a drunken thief. If it weren't for Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? I would have been back many times. I didn't even live in a "bad neighborhood". Affluenza, perhaps? ...lol. Naw... just stupidity. And I was a good student until I was in my senior year of high school. ...you never know about kids. They can turn into idiots so freaking suddenly. If it weren't for my sainted parents and the tears in my eyes when I had to face them from behind the glass? Sitting across a table on "visiting day"? ...you'd best find something other than what you're doing. D.U.I., Driving Under Suspension and Assault will get you into County Jail faster than you can say, "I'm All Growed-Up and I Know All of the Things!" Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:53 PM (OQ9R7) 879
I tell you one thing: Trump will light into Hillary and the Dems like no GOPussy ever had the guts to. No matter what it is, Trump will go there.
Remember McCain afraid to bring up Rev. Wright and all that. Oh no, we'll turn off the independents (how come Dem vitriol is never a worry for turning off independents?) We've got to be nice guys. We can't stoop to that level. We may lose, but we'll have our dignity. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 07, 2016 10:53 PM (dvuhZ) 880
Corgis, the DiT has posted.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 10:53 PM (VnEUI) 881
..."I was just looking at the irony of the City relocating a person to an area which meets their definition of a food desert."
-Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2016 10:44 PM (ptqRm) Oh, I know. My 'bad' for not making that clear, amigo! Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:55 PM (OQ9R7) 882
SEIU Chief "Worried" Because Trump Appeals to "So Many" Union Members. http://tinyurl.com/hsr4g63
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Now that is funny. No doubt he sold out his fellow laborers to the illegals. He should be thankful union thugs haven't Hoffa'd him by now. Posted by: Norma Rae at January 07, 2016 10:56 PM (1BhJn) 883
ONT is NOOD!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:56 PM (OQ9R7) 884
AOP, how do the personal private transactions take place in Canada?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 07, 2016 10:37 PM (kqYv4) With long guns, since they are not currently registered, buyer and seller get together, buyer forks over money, and seller forks over the gun. Now, seller is supposed to check if buyer has a valid PAL for the class of firearm in question, but I don't know how a gun's history could be traced, lacking registration paper trail. Handguns have been in a registry since 1934, so I presume there would have to be change-of-registry documents filed. Never bught one, so don't know. If I was interested in getting an illegal handgun, I'd go to a bar frequented by Indians, settle in, and start buying rounds, and work the conversation around to handguns. Don't want to seem too eager, they mistake me for an undercover cop... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2016 10:56 PM (cKwwS) 885
ONT sort of...
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2016 10:57 PM (DLIIY) 886
The thing about the Shackleton expedition if
mentioned to the Soviet Justice Wanker crowd would be, the question raised would be - couldn't they melt their way out? Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2016 10:52 PM (VnEUI) They carried carboys of Sulfuric acid on the off chance that might work in a pinch. That one-in-a-million chance where you would otherwise say, "hey, I wish I had 20 Imperial gallons of Sulfuric acid right now" Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2016 10:59 PM (q2o38) 887
Something about the Pacific just makes you want to eat human flesh.
Posted by: Maori at January 07, 2016 11:00 PM (1BhJn) 888
Something about the Pacific just makes you want to eat human flesh.
Posted by: Maori at January 07, 2016 11:00 PM (1BhJn) It's that moment where you glare at your spouse and say, "Pork, Chicken and Rat, is that all you can cook?" Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2016 11:04 PM (q2o38) 889
888 It's that moment where you glare at your spouse and say, "Pork, Chicken and Rat, is that all you can cook?"
There's Strawberry Tart. But it's got some rat in it. Posted by: Splunge at January 07, 2016 11:10 PM (iMxBJ) 890
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"I'm not going to ask what you did to get yourself In the clink, but just say that you have lived a colorful life it seems" -Posted by: L, Elle at January 07, 2016 10:41 PM (2x3L+) Meh... I was a drunken thief. If it weren't for Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? I would have been back many times. I didn't even live in a "bad neighborhood". Affluenza, perhaps? ...lol. Naw... just stupidity. And I was a good student until I was in my senior year of high school. ...you never know about kids. They can turn into idiots so freaking suddenly. If it weren't for my sainted parents and the tears in my eyes when I had to face them from behind the glass? Sitting across a table on "visiting day"? ...you'd best find something other than what you're doing. D.U.I., Driving Under Suspension and Assault will get you into County Jail faster than you can say, "I'm All Growed-Up and I Know All of the Things!" Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at January 07, 2016 10:53 PM (OQ9R7) Bless you, Slap -- you've turned from that to one of the finest people I know. Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2016 11:22 PM (EzgxV) 891
Taya Kyle kicked his ass...
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