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CNN Dummies Shocked That Some People Think That Obama Wants to Take Your Guns Away
Let me explain to these dummies.
Obama has, on four occasions, praised the Australian model as the "sensible gun safety" model we should follow. The Australian model was almost full, coerced confiscation. Now see if you can follow this reasoning, CNN Dummies: If every time you got into a fight with your spouse, your spouse said "Boy, we should try what Bob and Edith do in their marriage, they don't have fights and they both seem happy," and you know Bob and Edith have an open marriage and go to a suburban sex club out by the access road behind the Cracker Barrel, would you be paranoid for thinking your spouse might be interested in some swinging?Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 04:59 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2016 05:00 PM (KtJ+S)
like when the old man tells you to bend over while he takes his belt off. Your own good.
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:01 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: just asking at January 06, 2016 05:01 PM (xwPSp)
Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 05:02 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:02 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: That guy behind the Cracker Barrel restaurant at January 06, 2016 05:02 PM (2oWD2)
NEVER!
Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 06, 2016 05:02 PM (OvUux)
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:03 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: anachronism at January 06, 2016 05:03 PM (LOC7Q)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 06, 2016 05:03 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:04 PM (qSIlh)
I don't think so. They are too far gone.
Posted by: Moki at January 06, 2016 05:04 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: just asking at January 06, 2016 05:01 PM (xwPSp)
Behind Oberlin College
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 06, 2016 05:04 PM (woB/O)
Based on his past utterances and performance, what he means is exactly the opposite of what he says.
Posted by: West at January 06, 2016 05:05 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 06, 2016 05:05 PM (OvUux)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 05:05 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 06, 2016 05:05 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:05 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 06, 2016 05:05 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Stay out da bushes at January 06, 2016 05:06 PM (rZJS9)
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:06 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Cracker Barrel Waitress, Not A Prude Or Anything But Geez Louise at January 06, 2016 05:06 PM (+UeSQ)
He lies.
We know he lies. You know he lies. You like when he lies, because you want what the lie is covering up.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 05:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:07 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Moki at January 06, 2016 05:07 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: anachronism at January 06, 2016 05:03 PM (LOC7Q)
No they won't because they think the 2d Amendment is just some silly anachronism that nobody should take seriously, and that abortion isn't just a fundamental right, it's sacred.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 06, 2016 05:07 PM (kpqmD)
What he fails to realize (and what every Moron knows) is that the only people he'll injure are law-abiding gun owners. Mass killers, street thugs and terrorists -- collectively known as his BFFs -- will go on having an easy time of getting all the guns they want.
Of course, with a gutless Congress that avidly sucks up to the Mocha Messiah and impeachment remaining Off the Table, what could stop him?
I despise the treasonous, America-hating, racist fuckweasel, but have to admit he knows how to play the game.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at January 06, 2016 05:07 PM (mIvL9)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:08 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Spartan Fan at January 06, 2016 05:08 PM (eZG4P)
Sheesh.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 06, 2016 05:08 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: pep at January 06, 2016 05:08 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:08 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: pep at January 06, 2016 05:09 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at January 06, 2016 05:09 PM (mIvL9)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:09 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 06, 2016 05:09 PM (bLnSU)
I want to party with Edith
Posted by: Stay out da bushes at January 06, 2016 05:06 PM (rZJS9)
No, you don't. You know precisely where she's been.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 06, 2016 05:09 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 05:09 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: mnw at January 06, 2016 05:10 PM (g1guD)
Just like ISIS isn't Islamic, the President isn't really in favor of gun confiscations.
Trust us!
Posted by: the MFM at January 06, 2016 05:10 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: media lapdogs at January 06, 2016 05:11 PM (FuBZa)
Posted by: Chris M at January 06, 2016 05:11 PM (k3w9p)
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:11 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:11 PM (zOTsN)
You know, Newtown, Charleston, etc.
Yet, the bodies pile up in Chicago and the like at a rate 100X beyond that, and he doesn't even mention them. Ongoing criminality he yawns about, but a white person goes nutzoid and it's a crisis, even though those killings are a drop in the bucket.
So he whips up that hysteria to push for laws that would achieve what he's always wanted, but wouldn't prevent any of the incidents he waves the bloody shirt over. Or address any of the inner city/illegal/minority/gang related violence that racks up, by far, the majority of the casualties.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 05:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: pep at January 06, 2016 05:11 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 05:11 PM (JPJV4)
Posted by: buzzion at January 06, 2016 05:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Edith, you see, she has a way with the mouth. Most exquisite.
Posted by: Paolo at January 06, 2016 05:12 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2016 05:12 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: dantesed at January 06, 2016 05:12 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 05:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 05:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:13 PM (zOTsN)
Thus we have "fact checkers" lying about the law, reporters lying about the law and statistics, propagandists everywhere spreading BS with the aid of the press who for whom "fact checking" only occurs when an idea challenges them, and even then it needs the scare quotes because it doesn't actually necessarily involve facts or checking.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 06, 2016 05:13 PM (bLnSU)
*No apologies to Crash Test Dummies.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 05:14 PM (kMyr1)
-----------------------
He doesn't like black people either, especially the poor inner city types. As long as it doesn't make the news or be seen on the ESPN ticker he could care less.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2016 05:14 PM (voOPb)
These bimbos merely read what they are told to read. These opinions are formed in meetings over many days.
It is all as scripted as any Soviet newscast.
Think about it, would they let blowdried morons talk extemporaneously? Ever?
Even the Fox people, outside of a few, they can't just start spouting off the cuff opinions.
CNN is run like a tight ship, so that all media properties are in harmony.
I need a drink.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at January 06, 2016 05:14 PM (ffzJn)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 05:14 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 06, 2016 05:14 PM (27KAF)
Maybe metal detectors in the tunnels that they use to smuggle in people and cocaine.
Hmmm... maybe we can do something about drug dealing by instituting common sense crack control.
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:15 PM (qSIlh)
Possibly not too hot. Have you ever met anyone or under 65 who's named Edith? I haven't heard that name for decades.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 05:15 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 05:15 PM (8ZskC)
The CNN dummies are just feigning shock ... because they want Barky to take our guns away. Frankly, they're a little pissed that Barky hasn't had the ATF and TSA and EPA and IRS and DOE and NIH breaking down doors of private homes (white homes are preferred) every day in order to confiscate all the guns.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2016 05:15 PM (zc3Db)
Imagine some poor red state DEM trying to run for Congress or Governor with THIS drizzly bullshit concerto playing in the background.
Posted by: mnw at January 06, 2016 05:16 PM (g1guD)
When are the brave liberals going to start going door to door and enforce the law?
Posted by: rd at January 06, 2016 05:16 PM (Ltj2h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 05:16 PM (kMyr1)
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 05:16 PM (jBuUi)
thats old
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:16 PM (zOTsN)
They lied to get the Affirmative-Action wave-through in Office, lied to keep him there, and will continue to lie for him until lined up against the wall as all Useful Idiots are (I pray figuratively and not literally, but they frankly deserve the latter).
They know what Obama wants -- and as long as it applies to the great unwashed and not them? They AGREE with the limp-wristed pResident.
Posted by: acethepug at January 06, 2016 05:16 PM (RHPFv)
I love you, Ace.
Posted by: LadyS at January 06, 2016 05:17 PM (xYNhJ)
So we are arming the Syrians.
A large portion of the US citizenry, see our Government as becoming more tyrannical...
Thus, Obama wishes to take guns AWAY from the US Citizenry.
Note, one of the most interesting parts of the Obama order, will affect any Veteran who has ever gone to a Doctor, about bad memories... ie PTSD... something the Vets Administration has encouraged...
Because any person having any Mental Condition, is now not supposed to have the right to own guns...
Thus, the largest group, with the most training... the largest threat to a tyrannical government.... will be disarmed.
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 06, 2016 05:18 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: John Oliver at January 06, 2016 05:18 PM (LYCUN)
Why else name your store that?
Ugh. The sogginess. The crushed crumbs. The infestations.
I think I'll open a restaurant and call it "Slop Trough."
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 05:18 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 05:19 PM (jBuUi)
Been there, done that, but do I can any credit? Nah, they all pretend to be Christians when they need to say it.
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:19 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Moochelle, FLOTUS at January 06, 2016 05:19 PM (/FOB4)
Not all barrels are gross and infested. Well, okay, most maybe.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 05:19 PM (8ZskC)
Three questions:
1. Can we see a picture of Edith
2. Can we have her phone number
3. Uhhhh -- I forget the third one
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 05:20 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Edith at January 06, 2016 05:20 PM (RbkZc)
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:20 PM (qSIlh)
Eating chocolate pie
Her momma was in the kitchen
Cutting chicken up to fry
Her daddy was in the backyard
Rolling up a garden hose
I was at the "Club" with Edith
Feeling love down to my toes
And we were swingin'
Yeah we were swingin'
Little Edith she's as pretty as the angels when they sing
I can't believe I'm out here on the front porch in this swing
Just a-swingin'
(apologies to whoever the country singer was who sang this back in the 80's)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 05:20 PM (NeFrd)
They didn't appreciate being questioned as to whether one needs a FFL to sell to the cartels.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 06, 2016 05:20 PM (PXzei)
Then they back off a little, and say "lookit the rednecks getting all wee weed up". It's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye. (Trust me on this one.)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2016 05:20 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: That guy who does that sort of thing at January 06, 2016 05:21 PM (2oWD2)
Why else name your store that?
You're a very smart person, zombie, but I think you're overthinking this. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 05:21 PM (M+RRn)
ran into one on twatter...
"he is not taking your guns he just wants background checks"
oh you mean like is the law now?
"yeah but better"
you mean like quicker and covering multiple purchases per day?
"uh no like tied in to your HIPPA protected medical history"
so you support bringing back insane asylums
"no no"
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 05:21 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Edith Wharton at January 06, 2016 05:21 PM (RbkZc)
Posted by: Delta Tau Chi at January 06, 2016 05:22 PM (8ZskC)
Slow down and think about what I wrote. I'm not expecting to change Leftist minds on abortion or gun control (both of which I oppose), just explain in a way some of them might understand why we don't trust assurances that their endgame isn't about taking our guns.
Just as they know that X piece of incremental pro-life legislation is just one step on the road to much more significant abortion restrictions, we know that Y piece of incremental gun control legislation is just one step on the road to much more significant gun control. Just as plenty of those of us who are pro-life are honest about what our endgame is, enough Leftists are honest about the gun control endgame (though many of them lie, lie, and lie) that we know what it is, and won't give an inch if we can help it.
Posted by: anachronism at January 06, 2016 05:22 PM (LOC7Q)
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 05:18 PM (jBuUi)
I think you misunderstand; a "cracker barrel" is a barrel made out of crackers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2016 05:22 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2016 05:22 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - Commence Operation Whirligig at January 06, 2016 05:22 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:02 PM (qSIlh)
I thought he was a catcher?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2016 05:22 PM (hJrjt)
It's freakin' hilarious.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 05:23 PM (TOk1P)
Cracker Barrel has expanded into sex clubs?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 05:12 PM (8ZskC)
Cracker? I hardly knew her!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 06, 2016 05:23 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: The Cracker Barrel at January 06, 2016 05:23 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 05:23 PM (JPJV4)
How can it be a RIGHT, if you need Government Permission BEFORE you can do it?
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 06, 2016 05:24 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 06, 2016 05:24 PM (H9MG5)
they thought it would be too obvious to put it behind a Taco Bell
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:24 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2016 05:22 PM (gmeXX)
I would swing with Edith. But Bob's got to stay home.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 05:24 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2016 05:22 PM (gmeXX)
Besides, I thought it was Bob and Carol ...?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2016 05:24 PM (zc3Db)
Excuse me ..... Mrs Clinton.
I would like to ask a question. If you win the Presidency, will it bother you at all you'll be sitting in the same chair your husband got a beejer in????
Posted by: fixerupper at January 06, 2016 05:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Feh
I'm personally taking charge of the juvenile division.
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 06, 2016 05:25 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 05:21 PM (g8Hfr)
Which is why you never discuss anything with a doctor other than the issue you are seeing them about at the time.
If they ask, tell them that the erosion of doctor-patient privilege makes it impossible.
If they think they need more information to care for you, tell them to get to work lobbying to protect that relationship from interference.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 06, 2016 05:25 PM (bLnSU)
What would be the names of a couple you would like to swing with?
Angelina and Brad?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 05:25 PM (M+RRn)
Oh how far the horde has fallen, that we now have segregated barrels...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 06, 2016 05:25 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2016 05:26 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 05:26 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Garrett at January 06, 2016 05:26 PM (RbkZc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 05:26 PM (kMyr1)
http://tinyurl.com/hjcv7vg
and, courtesy of weaselzippers, riding the uptown train in NYC -- NSFW
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:26 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
True. And the rest of the gun is made of cake.
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2016 05:26 PM (2oWD2)
Sad that basically nothing was done about a US agency committing acts of war against an allied neighboring government in times of peace.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 06, 2016 05:27 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 06, 2016 05:27 PM (L8slQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2016 05:27 PM (FkBIv)
Yup...and I had precisely this conversation back in indiana...
"any weapons in the home?"
you mean beyond my cutlery?
"Yes firearms"
Given that you are likely to be able to be compelled to bear witness against me, I refuse to answer....
"Have to ask, I understand completely"
It sure is fun having Barack Obama in this room with us functionally isn't it?
"Heh"
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 05:27 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: SH
During. We call them pudding breaks. We get pudding.
Posted by: That guy who does that sort of thing at January 06, 2016 05:27 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 05:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 05:28 PM (GZ6Pf)
Yep, that's how they used to get crackers from Point A to Point B. In a barrel.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2016 05:28 PM (LA7Cm)
1. Can we see a picture of Edith
2. Can we have her phone number
3. Uhhhh -- I forget the third one
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 05:20 PM (kdS6q)
Save your time.
About two years ago a swinger's club being held in a suburban house in one of the nearby towns was busted for something...maybe drugs?
Anyway, unless your idea of sexy in either sex is beer-bellied, 30 or more pounds overweight, and well north of 50 with teeth optional-
then you are wasting your time.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 06, 2016 05:28 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 05:28 PM (kMyr1)
--
Love the song, but prefer the Murray Head version.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 06, 2016 05:28 PM (9JJgN)
John Anderson. He's a local boy.
The country band I'm in plays that song a lot.
Oh, and zombie, how's this for a restaurant name: Achmed's Kosher Sushi and Hindu BBQ Emporium.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 05:28 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2016 05:28 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 05:18 PM (jBuUi)
I think you misunderstand; a "cracker barrel" is a barrel made out of crackers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2016 05:22 PM (zc3Db)
No no, once upon a time the first restaurant was shaped like a barrel. And who was allowed IN the restaurant?
Now you got it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 05:29 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 05:20 PM (NeFrd)
John Anderson.
He just rerecorded it with Colt Ford, who raps lyrics between verses. Totally destroys the song.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 06, 2016 05:29 PM (9t8XZ)
Posted by: angry chimps at January 06, 2016 05:29 PM (/FOB4)
Well... NOT REALLY! HA! Bet I almost had yas!
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 06, 2016 05:29 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 05:30 PM (NOIQH)
It's "Orgy."
Posted by: Frank Reynolds at January 06, 2016 05:30 PM (7qAYi)
Does the Cracker Barrel do delivery to the sex club? Because that would be pretty darn convenient. A nice chicken fried steak after your polyamory.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 05:30 PM (kdS6q)
It's not like the Romans invented Tupperware.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 05:31 PM (oVJmc)
But that version seems to fit this thread better... o.O;;
For various definitions of fit that is.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 05:31 PM (kMyr1)
Posted by: That guy who does that sort of thing at January 06, 2016 05:31 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 05:31 PM (GZ6Pf)
then you are wasting your time.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 06, 2016 05:28 PM (0cMkb)
Ahem. I'll thank you to look in someone else's windows from now on. Good day!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2016 05:32 PM (kKHcp)
He just wants to apply common sense rules to gun ownership.
Aaaand.....common sense in the NYC-DC corridor is that no one but the police and military should have guns. Oh, and personal security, of course!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 05:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 05:32 PM (oVJmc)
Its just that he wants you to have to apply for a double-secret permit that takes nine years to process and requires you to obtain your fourth grade transcripts, and which empowers a bureucrat to deny you the permit if you've ever had a speeding ticket or had an argument with your girlfriend.
Big difference.
Posted by: This Is CN N Stuff at January 06, 2016 05:32 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 05:33 PM (kMyr1)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2016 05:33 PM (KtJ+S)
I had this one with my new doctor here in California:
"Any recent weight gain?" Three or four pounds around the holidays, doctor.
"Trouble sleeping?" A little; I wake up in the middle of the night sometimes to use the john.
"Any firearms in the home?" None of your goddam business, doc.
"Okay... let's look at family history. How is your parents' health?..."
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 05:33 PM (iIzG7)
suburban house in one of the nearby towns was busted for
something...maybe drugs?
Anyway, unless your idea of sexy in either sex is beer-bellied, 30
or more pounds overweight, and well north of 50 with teeth optional-
then you are wasting your time.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 06, 2016 05:28 PM (0cMkb)
A local bar that I occasionally drink at has a meetup of the local swingers/poly/whateverelse freaky on the same night as ladies night. I've been tempted to go just to see the kind of crazy that's out there.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 06, 2016 05:33 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
That makes even less dad plum sense!
Now you've got me wondering, in all sincerity, the origin of the name.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 05:33 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 05:33 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:33 PM (zOTsN)
Are those like NH rest areas?
'Cause I had a gay friend who always had stories about his service area fun times last weekend....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 05:33 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 05:34 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2016 05:35 PM (2oWD2)
The correct answer to that question is no.
Any hint of pushback probably makes them check the super secret box that says "watch this one".
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 05:35 PM (GZ6Pf)
Liberals all speak longingly of reshaping the US in the mold of our more enlightened European friends.
Every other far left position they claim they don't support (gay marriage) suddenly becomes the norm after decades of minor shifts in policy and societal pressure executed by the left.
In spite of this, people think the left can be trusted on firearm regulation?
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 06, 2016 05:35 PM (Tf7Pm)
unless your idea of sexy in either sex is beer-bellied, 30 or more pounds overweight, and well north of 50 with teeth optional- then you are wasting your time.
Posted by: naturalfake
Hey, that would be a step up. Last weekend? Whoo boy!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp76cHN2FDU
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 05:35 PM (kdS6q)
Jihadi.
Just to emphasize: police station.
And, of course, there was the Lindt cafe hostage crisis.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 06, 2016 05:35 PM (JIElb)
That still explains NOTHING. Nothing, I tell you!
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 05:35 PM (jBuUi)
Her parents had a swingers club in their garage. They would take turns going into a van and fcking. Pretty sleezy.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 05:35 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2016 05:35 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2016 05:36 PM (KtJ+S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 05:36 PM (kMyr1)
Be polite, be firm....
He wound up opening up to me about his fears (later proven to be founded) that Ogabe was giving him a 20% pay haircut...
long story short as a going away gift I gave him some .303 Ammo I wasn't gonna use.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 05:36 PM (g8Hfr)
A barrel full of crackers? Is that where crackers used to be stored, as opposed to cardboard boxes? I can't imagine it.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2016 05:36 PM (/rMpO)
Liberals all speak longingly of reshaping the US in the mold of our more enlightened European friends.
The ones where the unarmed populace gets gang-raped.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
The reason I think Obama wants to take my guns is because he explicitly said that he doesn't want to take my guns.
Based on his past utterances and performance, what he means is exactly the opposite of what he says.
Posted by: West at January 06, 2016 05:05 PM (1Rgee)
..................
Yes, he did go out of his way to make that perfectly clear, didn't he?
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2016 05:36 PM (HgMAr)
My question was "do you own a gun".
I truthfully answered "No".
It's not my fault your question did not include plurals. It'll stand up in court.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 06, 2016 05:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 06, 2016 05:36 PM (bLnSU)
I move around enough and tricare loses my records enough I feel bulletproof
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 05:37 PM (g8Hfr)
from the cracker barrel in country stores around which customers lounged for informal conversation
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:37 PM (zOTsN)
Obamacare made them so. Doctor Patient privileged relationship no longer exists.
It always was sketchy on the borders of it you had a contagious disease or spoke lovingly of murdering certain people.
And rightfully so. But now they can delve into your genes, your sex life and whether you like to go shooting at the range. And oh BTW do you have kids? Cause they're going to get quizzed at school.
Welcome to the New World Order.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 05:37 PM (Xo1Rt)
Are you suggesting providing false medical history?
Now that Uncle Sam Hussein Obama "pays" for your medical care (whether you want it or not) its only a matter of time before "willfully providing false medical history" is a form of fraud against the government, criminal punishalbe under 18 U.S.C.
Just getting our money's worth you see.
Posted by: Good government at January 06, 2016 05:37 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 05:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 05:38 PM (kMyr1)
FS, You may have a point. I had a classmate in high school named Edith. Damn! that puts her in her 60s.
Posted by: JTB at January 06, 2016 05:38 PM (FvdPb)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2016 05:38 PM (KtJ+S)
Years ago in stores they had barrels that contained food staple. Crackers was one of those staples.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 06, 2016 05:38 PM (uAvkq)
Every fvcking dem has said they want to.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 05:38 PM (REkPr)
True 'nuff. My previous doctor -- the one who closed his practice and retired because of Obamacare, the one that I wanted to keep, as promised -- would have wanted to compare Glocks to Sigs, or talk about the advantages of 9mm over .40-cal. It's a good thing I never raised the old longbows-versus-crossbows issue with him...
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 05:39 PM (iIzG7)
A local bar that I occasionally drink at has a
meetup of the local swingers/poly/whateverelse freaky on the same night
as ladies night. I've been tempted to go just to see the kind of crazy
that's out there.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 06, 2016 05:33 PM
---
Remember, what is seen cannot be unseen.
Plus.. there are things you just might not want to know
Just sayin'
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 06, 2016 05:39 PM (9JJgN)
Instead, like the CNN interview I watched a bit ago with the GOP whip, once again, the GOP comes off sounding like idiots.
Instead of pointing out the fallacy of the CNN guy's premise(why wouldn't you want background checks on people buying guns online or at gun shows) , he just kept parroting that Obama should be paying attention to ISIS. He did explain that Obama's new edicts simply will make it prohibitive to sell or give your gun to a "kid"(he then quickly said, family) if you are required to register with the gov. as a FFL dealer.
Why not point out that the EA is so ambiguous, that it can be used to harass and possibly criminalize grandparents etc. Or someone who wants to sell three guns out of a collection.
These guys drive me nuts.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 06, 2016 05:39 PM (9t8XZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 05:39 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 06, 2016 05:39 PM (8XRCm)
Welcome to the New World Order.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That
Just like the good old days in the Vaterland.
Posted by: elderly Argentinian at January 06, 2016 05:39 PM (/FOB4)
Can one plead the Fifth? You are talking to a federal agency after all.
Posted by: Golfman at January 06, 2016 05:40 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2016 05:40 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Blano at January 06, 2016 05:40 PM (NHQQx)
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 05:33 PM (jBuUi)
Apparently barrels of crackers was a thing.
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0304/dictionary_men022604.asp
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 06, 2016 05:40 PM (0NdlF)
according to a story in The Atlantic from 2013 about the store Cracker Barrel, that I cannot link, crackers were shipped in barrels and displayed that way in general stores
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:40 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 05:40 PM (kMyr1)
A service area is just a rest stop.
A service road is a frontage road.
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 05:41 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
****
Oh, I knew that. I was just being silly. Missus Muldoon and I used to dance to that song among others when we were courting, back in my boots and cowboy hat phase. That particular song got played way too much. Sort of like "Achy Breaky Heart" a few years later.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 05:41 PM (NeFrd)
To lend a "down home" country flavor to his fledgling operation, Evins decided on the name Cracker Barrel.
"Basically, I saw Cracker Barrel as providing a service to travelers," he says.
Log in to your account to read this article - and millions more.
What?? They cut off the article right where the origin story is explained!
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 05:41 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:41 PM (zOTsN)
1. President
2. American
3. Christian
The guy is the following--
1. A lying thug
2. Kenyan-Indonesian
3. Muslim/atheist/communist
Posted by: Eromero at January 06, 2016 05:42 PM (b+df9)
Thanks Jeri Ryan, you fucking prude.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at January 06, 2016 05:42 PM (/RT2p)
If I win the powerball I'll be the test case...
In essence Ogabe has undermined my right to arms by tying it into a self-confessing mandatory interview.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 05:42 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Dang
But Wendy's really likes Burger King: home of the Whopper.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 06, 2016 05:42 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 06, 2016 05:42 PM (9YDUz)
We take exception to your comparison to CNN.
We might be Dummies, but we are not Idiots.
Respectfully,
Dummies, real and mannequin
Posted by: Dummies Everywhere at January 06, 2016 05:43 PM (9JJgN)
What kind of people have to carefully guard knowledge of what they possess (though completely legal) from their own health care provider?
What kind of people have to make sure that their little children go to school knowing that "some things we don't talk about", even with the people we trust to educate them?
What kind of people are we becoming?
As another smart man once said "if it's time to bury them, it's time to dig them up"
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2016 05:43 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 05:43 PM (rjOKb)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 05:42 PM (g8Hfr)
Well put.
Posted by: Golfman at January 06, 2016 05:44 PM (48QDY)
Apparently barrels of crackers was a thing.
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0304/dictionary_men022604.asp
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster
Here's what it says:
"Dear Editor:
I have occasionally seen the term "cracker-barrel'' applied as an adjective meaning "folksy.'' Why is this? Does it have something to do with an actual barrel of crackers?
- S.S., Union City, N.J.
Dear S.S.:
In the days before pre-packaged food and huge supermarkets, a trip to the nearest store was more than just an errand; it was also a chance to socialize and keep up with goings-on. The country store of yesteryear was the focal point of many rural communities, and the heart of the country store was the cracker barrel. Literally a barrel containing crackers, the cracker barrel was the spot where folks would gather to chat about weather and politics, or to swap stories, jokes, and gossip.
Today, cracker barrels are largely a thing of the past, but the flavor of those friendly exchanges lives on in the adjective "cracker-barrel,'' which means "suggestive of the friendly homespun character of a country store.'' "
For real -- or suburban legend?
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 05:44 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 05:44 PM (Xo1Rt)
I have a friend whose daughter is named Edith but they call her Eedy.
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 05:44 PM (bYGAR)
It was Demoncrats breaking the Law by deliberately breaching the sealed divorce papers to serve their own purposes, that is to get Gaylord elected.
And then crickets about them getting punished.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 05:44 PM (kMyr1)
Everybody knows you can't have you Kate and Edith, too.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 05:44 PM (NeFrd)
Yes, it was rest stops. Quite the busy place on weekend night in NH. For those who are interested....Bob, Edith, you game....?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 05:44 PM (NOIQH)
think Costco before Costco
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:45 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2016 05:45 PM (KtJ+S)
Plus, I have never read of women who want to do swinging initially. Its always the husband who brings it up first,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 05:45 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 05:45 PM (kMyr1)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 06, 2016 05:45 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 05:45 PM (rjOKb)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:41 PM (zOTsN)
The combination feed/hardware store I patronize offers cookies and free coffee on Saturday AM. If we were in CA, the health department would have shut them down for not having a permit.
The rest of the week they offer penny candy in a bowl. Help yourself.
My dry cleaners offers Dum Dum suckers. Thank God I live in a small town.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 06, 2016 05:46 PM (9t8XZ)
re: Cracker Barrel
You know those bins of gummy worms and yogurt pretzels that kids paw thru with their dirty fingers at the supermarket?
Same thing. Bulk packaging on the cheap.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 05:46 PM (kdS6q)
Since he will allow the slaughter of kids, to show how bad guns are, yes ... he wants to take guns from good citizens so they will be more compliant to the leftist jihad on America.
And yes, in an evil world, leaving kids unprotected is intentional malice.
Posted by: Illiniwek at January 06, 2016 05:46 PM (5Gpe2)
Everybody knows you can't have you Kate and Edith, too.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 05:44 PM (NeFrd)
Barrel. Now.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 06, 2016 05:46 PM (OiH3z)
the store Cracker Barrel, that I cannot link, crackers were shipped in
barrels and displayed that way in general stores
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 05:40 PM (zOTsN)
Still do here in the Hooterville General Store. 'Course up in the big city of Pixley they have all the modern conveniences.
Posted by: Sam Drucker at January 06, 2016 05:46 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Dang
My next franchise concept:
Long Dong Silver's Foot-Long Sausages!
(Free Coke can and pubic hair with every purchase.)
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 05:46 PM (jBuUi)
That may just be the most dad dad joke to ever dad joke.
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 05:46 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2016 05:46 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Vip's Big Boy at January 06, 2016 05:47 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2016 05:47 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Lizzy
And that keeps penicillin manufacturers busy the rest of the week, I would imagine.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 06, 2016 05:47 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 06, 2016 05:47 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: That old codger at January 06, 2016 05:47 PM (2oWD2)
If they shipped crackers in barrels they must of had a different definition for cracker. If you shipped nabisco saltines in a barrel across dirt roads in horse drawn wagons. At the end you would have a barrel of cracker dust.
Posted by: Buzzsaw
They did back in the day. Think more like hard tack.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 05:47 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 05:48 PM (kMyr1)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2016 05:48 PM (KtJ+S)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 05:48 PM (Xo1Rt)
We're going to have to throw those golf tee pegs out.
Posted by: The only English speaking busboy at January 06, 2016 05:48 PM (DL2i+)
*snort*
Just the right level of snark for this dick, Obama.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 05:48 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Joe at January 06, 2016 05:48 PM (3DuR5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 05:48 PM (1xUj/)
Cold-blooded, calculating, trained liars, devoted to the destruction of this country and the people in it.
Think Lord Haw Haw and Tokyo Rose.
We are in a war for our existence every bit as serious as WW2, it just hasn't come to the point of actual combat yet.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 06, 2016 05:49 PM (S0bOl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 05:49 PM (Xo1Rt)
Probably closer to hard-tack than the modern saltine.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2016 05:49 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 05:49 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 05:47 PM (kdS6q)
Exactly. Crackers originally were like hard biscuits. They weren't the Ritz or Saltines of today.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 06, 2016 05:49 PM (9t8XZ)
Plus, I have never read of women who want to do swinging initially. Its always the husband who brings it up first,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 05:45 PM (M+RRn)
You know nothing of my work.
Posted by: Paolo at January 06, 2016 05:49 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Bob at January 06, 2016 05:50 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Subway bitches at January 06, 2016 05:50 PM (/tuJf)
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/
uploads/2015/12/funny-2511.jpg
This may not have been a smart comment on a gun thread.
Posted by: DaveA at January 06, 2016 05:50 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Skip
****
Cool!
Do you happen to work down by the barracks gate?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 05:50 PM (NeFrd)
Except in Cologne. And Baltimore. And Chicago. And San Bernardino. And coming soon to a theater near you.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 05:50 PM (iIzG7)
Daschle had a TV ad with a bunch of nuns swooning around him. Swear to God. To refute his inconvenient pro-abortion voting record.
Failed. Dasch-hole sleeps with the fishes. Sometimes even having Satan riding shotgun isn't enough.
Posted by: mnw at January 06, 2016 05:51 PM (g1guD)
Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 05:51 PM (rjOKb)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 06, 2016 05:51 PM (FtrY1)
If every time you got into a fight with your spouse, your spouse said "Boy, we should try what Bob and Edith do in their marriage, they don't have fights and they both seem happy," and you know Bob and Edith have an open marriage and go to a suburban sex club out by the access road behind the Cracker Barrel, would you be paranoid for thinking your spouse might be interested in some swinging?
Will this be on the test?
*takes notes*
Posted by: Idiots at CNN at January 06, 2016 05:51 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 06, 2016 05:52 PM (qSIlh)
Gun control is, at its heart, racist.
The urban whites who call for it aren't afraid of the Budys or hunters or range shooters.
They're afraid of young black men with guns.
Now they hate working-class whites, especially those who advocate for guns, so that works for them. But what they fear is the "urban market."
Posted by: AmishDude at January 06, 2016 05:52 PM (JIElb)
I learned how to make hard tack quite by accident; left the baking soda out of my biscuit recipe.
Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 05:51 PM (rjOKb)
You should try Mrs. Douglas' hots cakes!
Posted by: Ebb the Handyman at January 06, 2016 05:52 PM (JO9+V)
So, South Africa makes the 4th time she was raped??
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 05:52 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 05:52 PM (iIzG7)
Everybody knows you can't have you Kate and Edith, too.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 05:44 PM (NeFrd)
The fun of puns is that occasionally... OCCASIONALLY they are indeed, funny. The rest of the time, the fun is how bad they are.
This one: I declare it funny.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 05:52 PM (TOk1P)
https://youtu.be/p8-pP4VboBk
And if you are going to get lottery tickets, with this big a jackpot expect lines.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2016 05:53 PM (kMyr1)
Cracker Barrel has expanded into sex clubs?
What happens in the curio shop, stays in the curio shop.
Posted by: DaveA at January 06, 2016 05:53 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 05:53 PM (oVJmc)
*looks up at content*
Holy Snikies! It is a gun thread.
Leave it to the Horde to turn every thread into a gun thread except for the gun thread.
Biscotti anyone?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 05:53 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Jack in the Box at January 06, 2016 05:54 PM (Tf7Pm)
Then I realized what kind of dummies Ace was talking about.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 05:54 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 06, 2016 05:54 PM (iIzG7)
https://youtu.be/FyjcJUGuFVg
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 06, 2016 05:54 PM (/FOB4)
I don't think that word means what she thinks it means.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2016 05:54 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: That old codger at January 06, 2016 05:54 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 05:44 PM (NeFrd)
I'm putting you on notice, pal.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2016 05:54 PM (/rMpO)
Posted by: Ambassador de Sadesky at January 06, 2016 05:55 PM (fbovC)
If you were lucky.
If you weren't, you had crunchy bits.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 05:49 PM (Xo1Rt) .
Don't forget the gooey (and squirmy) filling!
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 06, 2016 05:55 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 05:55 PM (NeFrd)
Amber might want to rethink her personal habits.
Or move.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 05:55 PM (Xo1Rt)
Especially if it involves a pecan log roll!!!!
No, that's Stuckey's -- wait, it's starting to all make sense....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 05:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 05:56 PM (kdS6q)
today the Obama Administration announced multiple new Executive orders on Pun Control.
'The proliferation of puns must stop... for the children... plus... I don't get most of them'... the President said with a Tear in his Eye...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 06, 2016 05:56 PM (f7rv6)
Cracker Barrel has some pretty good chicken and noodles. Just sayin'.
Their new slogan:
Cracker Barrel. Come for the chicken and noodles, leave for the strange.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 06, 2016 05:56 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: saf at January 06, 2016 05:56 PM (qKiBT)
Posted by: Ambassador de Sadesky at January 06, 2016 05:55 PM (fbovC)
Gives new meaning to "I wouldn't kick her out of the bed for eating crackers" though.
Posted by: buzzion at January 06, 2016 05:56 PM (z/Ubi)
The contraction isn't must'f, afterall.
* I am rarely, if ever, a pedant but this one bothers me.
Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2016 05:56 PM (gQfxF)
They didn't appreciate being questioned as to whether one needs a FFL to sell to the cartels."
Went there to check out their page, the comments are priceless. Great mix of humor, derision, abuse and compete lack of respect for govt authority. The people that work at ATF should have no doubt that how they are viewed by the masses they are tasked with controlling and that nobody buys their BS (if there was any question in their minds).
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at January 06, 2016 05:56 PM (1BQGO)
Biscotti anyone?
Yes, please!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 05:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 06, 2016 05:57 PM (FtrY1)
The hardware store near me sold guns and ammo.
Posted by: BignJames at January 06, 2016 05:57 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 05:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at January 06, 2016 05:58 PM (/FOB4)
We have to stop the Pun Violence now.
*sheds tears*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 05:58 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2016 05:58 PM (2oWD2)
Good thing the horde was here to 'splain it.
Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 05:58 PM (rjOKb)
Who started the punning too soon
We barreled that Seamus
And, hey, can you blame us
They rot like a wet Lorna Doon.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 05:58 PM (1xUj/)
Yes, it was rest stops. Quite the busy place on weekend night in NH. For those who are interested....Bob, Edith, you game....?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 05:44 PM (NOIQH)
How about Bob and Eddie? Leave Edith at home.
Posted by: Half of Wham at January 06, 2016 05:59 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 05:59 PM (dFi94)
We have to stop the Pun Violence now.
*sheds tears*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 05:58 PM (Xo1Rt)
What will be the Pun-ishment?
Posted by: buzzion at January 06, 2016 05:59 PM (z/Ubi)
Why it's almost like he dislikes us more than he dislikes murdering muslim terrorists.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 06, 2016 05:59 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Fritz at January 06, 2016 06:00 PM (BngQR)
We have to stop the Pun Violence now.
*sheds tears*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 05:58 PM (Xo1Rt)
What? We will fight this Executive order tooth and nail...
There will be no Pun Control!
Posted by: National RiffTrax Association at January 06, 2016 06:00 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 06:01 PM (REkPr)
—Ace
-----------------
Yeah, they are always 'shocked'. IF they would acknowledge it, they would be 'shocked' to learn that Obama intentionally lied about premium, deductible costs rising under Obamacare.
They would be 'shocked' to lean that the 'Stimulus' failed miserably, that Cash for Clunkers turned upside down, and etc., and etc.
They are surprised, no doubt that Iran is aggressively in violation of Obama's deal. Hell the list is endless.
My favorite individual example of denial and complete absence of cause/effect awareness remains Donna Brazile:
"Just got off the phone with my health care provider asking them to explain why my premium jumped up. No good answer!
9:50 AM - 27 Feb 2013 "
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2016 06:01 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Vince and Larry at January 06, 2016 06:01 PM (FkBIv)
I don't think that word means what she thinks it means.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2016 05:54 PM (LA7Cm)
She got into the shower with some guy she didn't know, he forced her to her knees, and now she's complaining about being raped.
And DON'T YOU DARE say a word about Amber's crappy judgment, that's just victim shaming. NSFW for "tasteful" nude pics:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zt23m6l
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2016 06:01 PM (/rMpO)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 05:52 PM (iQIUe)
You're not here for the hunting, are you?
Posted by: The Bear at January 06, 2016 06:01 PM (0NdlF)
What substance did you use for your fake tears-Vicks VapoRub or an union piece under your nail?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 06:02 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2016 06:02 PM (KtJ+S)
Posted by: National RiffTrax Association at January 06, 2016 06:00 PM (f7rv6)
Bwahaha
Posted by: LizLem at January 06, 2016 06:02 PM (hvf9s)
---
Well, hellooo, Edith!!!!
Posted by: Billy boy Clinton at January 06, 2016 06:03 PM (cbfNE)
Ours up $400.00 a month.
Thanks, Obamacare.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 06:03 PM (M+RRn)
Learn something new every day.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 06:03 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Skip
------------
'Years'? Now that is what I call prepping.
How is your eye?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2016 06:04 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 06:02 PM (M+RRn)
Vaseline works well. Did that for a photoshoot once where real tears were not giving the right gloss.
Posted by: LizLem at January 06, 2016 06:04 PM (hvf9s)
LOL!
*Pssst, Donna, it's because you're now paying for "free" birth control coverage and children's dental care coverage even though you've passed your child-bearing years and have no children.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 06:04 PM (NOIQH)
on the nightly news insisting that nobody is being herded into cattle
cars."
There was the chick on YouTube, self-billing herself as a "skeptic", who was loudly insistent that, in her words,
"No, Planned Parenthood Is Not Selling Baby Parts, You Fucking Idiots".
Despite the hours and hours of video -- on YouTube -- of Planned Parenthood executives repeatedly and enthusiastically discussing in detail the sale of baby parts.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2016 06:04 PM (noWW6)
Based on his past utterances and performance, what he means is exactly the opposite of what he says.
Actually, when someone says something over and over, it often means that the person is lying.
For instance, if your wife says, "no, really, I was at the library until 10P.M.", and keeps saying it, best follow her the next time she "goes to the library".
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 06, 2016 06:04 PM (+lVUW)
make that onion, not union although some union people cabe be crybullies too
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 06:04 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: Vince and Larry at January 06, 2016 06:01 PM (FkBIv)
HAA HAA HAAAAA.... dummy...
Posted by: Walter at January 06, 2016 06:05 PM (f7rv6)
ROFLMAO. That's just funny.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2016 06:05 PM (zc3Db)
Cracker Barrel Country Boy Breakfast. Mmmmm.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 06:05 PM (REkPr)
I do know of one hardware store/lumber yard that still sells firearms.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2016 06:05 PM (LA7Cm)
My friend insists the tapes were doctored-because someone on CNN or NBC told her they were.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 06:06 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 06:06 PM (Xo1Rt)
Ours up $400.00 a month.
Thanks, Obamacare.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Up $1000, last year, don't know about this year yet, but both of our doctors, at two separate practices, have taken early retirement.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2016 06:06 PM (n22zQ)
are priceless. Great mix of humor, derision, abuse and compete lack of
respect for govt authority. The people that work at ATF should have no
doubt that how they are viewed by the masses they are tasked with
controlling and that nobody buys their BS (if there was any question in
their minds).
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at January 06, 2016 05:56 PM (1BQGO)
Best thing I've seen in ages.
Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 06, 2016 06:06 PM (4ErVI)
In other news, a friend is at a Rubio rally and I'm about to drink my way through some bourbon.
Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 06:06 PM (vmMMi)
There are no Americans in Baghdad.
Owning the press is handy for totalitarians.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2016 06:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Flaccid Member at January 06, 2016 06:06 PM (5fSr7)
CNN Dummies know damn well that Obamo has friends who would to round up and kill their politic enemies.
CNN Dummies know damn well that nobody would dare call Obama or themselves goose-stepping wannabe mass-murdering socialist thugs...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 06, 2016 06:06 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 06:07 PM (M+RRn)
She seems to enjoy the notoriety, doesn't she?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 06:07 PM (oVJmc)
http://tinyurl.com/h89krrp
Posted by: Jen the original at January 06, 2016 06:07 PM (9t8XZ)
Are they retired? Sold to a mens' store in Des Moines?
Or were they pieced out?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 06:08 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: rickb223
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I always go with the Old Timer's, because, well...
Truthfully, I prefer Bob Evan's for breakfast, but there isn't one within 150 miles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2016 06:08 PM (n22zQ)
Wow I didn't know there's one that close. Course that's the hood so...
Posted by: freaked at January 06, 2016 06:08 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2016 06:08 PM (KtJ+S)
For instance, if your wife says, "no, really, I was at the library
until 10P.M.", and keeps saying it, best follow her the next time she
"goes to the library".
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 06, 2016 06:04 PM (+lVUW)
Ok, now I get it. When skank ho American broad says "get in shower with me now" she really meant "hey, don't rape me!"
Posted by: Zakir Therapist at January 06, 2016 06:08 PM (TOk1P)
I need to study up on 'this person is lying' stuff. Clearly my natural truthfulness has made me terrible at telling.
Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 06:08 PM (vmMMi)
CNN Dummies Shocked
These are the same people that think that me not wanting taxpayer funded abortions and contraceptives means that I think every woman should be shackled with a baby or forced to wear a chastity belt.
Posted by: rebel flounder at January 06, 2016 06:09 PM (3dOE/)
Amy Biehl comes to mind. Stanford grad student from an affluent liberal suburban background, goes to SA to sing "We Shall Overcome" and do some community organizing. Promptly gets gang-raped by a local mob and has her skull smashed in. Frankly, this most recent example should count herself very lucky to have escaped alive.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2016 06:09 PM (noWW6)
Specifically, what about the AoSHQ barrel? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 06, 2016 06:09 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Irreparably damaged in Smart Car and Fiat 500 tests.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2016 06:10 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 06:10 PM (iQIUe)
Started a band. Had a couple of hits.
Superman's Crackers;
Afternoons and Saltines;
The Ritz that Haunt me.
Not bad for freakin' Canucks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 06:10 PM (1xUj/)
on the nightly news insisting that nobody is being herded into cattle
cars."
During the ATF's massacre of the Branch Davidians, I remember hearing that a voice calling out "This is not an assault! This is not an assault!" was played over and over again through loudspeakers as military assault vehicles were destroying the buildings the BD's were holed up in.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2016 06:11 PM (/rMpO)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2016 06:11 PM (KtJ+S)
Plus.. there are things you just might not want to know
Just sayin'
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 06, 2016 05:39 PM (9JJgN)
https://youtu.be/YVtEX1J7tXQ
Posted by: Country Singer at January 06, 2016 06:12 PM (GUBah)
They note that "a few dairy cows were blanketed by snow" then in the next sentence: "35,000 cows died".
First off, it was probably mostly cattle. Dairy cows are kept close to shelter because they have to be milked to make any money. Cattle on the other hand are let out to graze and only rounded up to move for whatever reason.
These Shitty Slickers don't know squat do they?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 06:12 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: torquewrench
Also, it's an amazing coincidence that she happened to be live streaming when the rape occurred.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 06, 2016 06:12 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Irreparably damaged in Smart Car and Fiat 500 tests.
Retired to MythBusters.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 06:12 PM (REkPr)
Posted by: Inspector Krough at January 06, 2016 06:12 PM (HgMAr)
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So, you watched the Sierra Club President testifying at the committee hearing re 'Global Warming', right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2016 06:12 PM (n22zQ)
Shakir only learned step one and step two. He wasn't interested in the Educate part.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 06:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 06:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 06:10 PM (iQIUe)
So you're saying if he sprays Axe all over himself, gets dressed up and takes her to Applebees... he's just asking for it?
Would that be admissible in court, I wonder.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 06:13 PM (TOk1P)
Pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 06:14 PM (REkPr)
Cracker Barrels are almost exclusively located right off an interstate ramp, convenient for travelers.
Not unlike Golden Corral buffet restaurants, they serve overrated "food" of the Home Cookin' variety that, for some reason, people flock to like seagulls on leftover french fries.
I know people that look at them as a destination restaurant, and drive 30 miles... whatever floats your boat.
Maybe only east coast / southern thing?
Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2016 06:14 PM (gQfxF)
but he was drunk. She then asks to take a shower with him. No, she
didn't imply cnosent at all.
Apparently she fancies herself a freelance cuckold.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 06:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 06, 2016 06:16 PM (4ErVI)
And the Communist News Network can go horse f*ck.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2016 06:16 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 06, 2016 06:16 PM (dEwvU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 06, 2016 06:17 PM (S0bOl)
Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2016 06:14 PM (gQfxF)
They also usually, lot size permitting, allow overnight parking for RVs. It works as a twofer: free night security watch (sort of) that then comes in for breakfast the next morning and spends money.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 06, 2016 06:17 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Pun Gent at January 06, 2016 06:17 PM (nSW/N)
"Honest."
Things the BATF might have said.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 06:17 PM (Xo1Rt)
Amber Amour, 27, was in Cape Town, South Africa, promoting her 'Stop Rape. Educate' campaign in November when she she was allegedly attacked by a man named Shakir after she agreed to take a shower with him.
..........................
Maybe she should try Cologne, Germany next.
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2016 06:17 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 06:17 PM (M+RRn)
CBs usually have a front porch with some rockers and a fake general store in the lobby with crap that my MiL likes to buy. The food and service stink so I don't go.
Posted by: freaked at January 06, 2016 06:17 PM (BO/km)
The officially approved term seems to be "heavily edited".
Imagine that I go to a space launch, and take continuous video.
I then post on the Internet both the full hours-long package including lots of boring waiting, and the minutes-long slimmed-down clip of the important part, the launch itself.
This must mean that the launch never happened, because I've "heavily edited" things. The availability of the complete version notwithstanding.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2016 06:17 PM (noWW6)
Ditto, Cracker Barrel Law Offices.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 06:18 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 06:18 PM (1xUj/)
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Local Gannett rag printed a story (front page!) which stated that Avian flu had "decimated almost ten percent of the chicken population.."
I wrote the author; "So, decimation of 10% amounts to 1%, right"? I also suggested that she look around the newspaper to see if there was anyone still around with proofreading/editing skills. Oddly, she didn't reply.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2016 06:18 PM (n22zQ)
Defense Attorney: Your Honor, I OBJECT! The distinguished district attorney is badgering my client, what difference does it make whether my client uses Axe spray or not? His hygiene choices are not relevant!
Judge: I'll allow it.
Posted by: Future NCIS Episode at January 06, 2016 06:18 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 06, 2016 06:18 PM (Xo1Rt)
Stay klassy, CNN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2016 06:18 PM (FsuaD)
Disgusting. Cheesy and full of crackers.
Posted by: Fritz at January 06, 2016 06:19 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2016 05:22 PM (gmeXX)
Besides, I thought it was Bob and Carol ...?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Bob and Carol, Ted and Dallas, 70's Boston Bruins' defense. (Orr, Vadnais, Greene, & Smith)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 06, 2016 06:19 PM (QdAXQ)
Anyone have a link for the ATF to find the funny comments?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 06:17 PM (M+RRn)
https://www.facebook.com/HQATF
Click through any of them. It's marvelous stuff.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 06, 2016 06:19 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 05:33 PM (jBuUi)
Yes, they used to ship crackers, and many, many other foods in barrels. Barrels were a huge business, back in the day. And many a general store had a cracker barrel nearby the old pot-belly stove, and folks would sit on chairs by the cracker barrel, and shoot the shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2016 06:21 PM (cKwwS)
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"Pay no attention to the tank rolling up the driveway!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2016 06:21 PM (n22zQ)
sigh...*shakes head*
Chi, I like the biscuits at Cracker Barrel and a few other things, but they aren't my favorite. Or course now I'm craving them like crazy. I wish the bacon and sausage were better.
Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 06:21 PM (vmMMi)
Apparently TFG's DOJ is not prosecuting their gun crimes.
Posted by: DaveA at January 06, 2016 06:21 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2016 06:22 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 06:22 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: The Bear at January 06, 2016 06:22 PM (nSW/N)
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"Pay no attention to the tank rolling up the driveway!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
IGNORE ME!!!
Posted by: Grand Galactic Inquisitor at January 06, 2016 06:23 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2016 06:22 PM (FkBIv)
There is a new thread but Omg I used to love Po folks as a kid!!! I'm super excited somebody else remembers them
Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 06:24 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
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I remebering them. Also, The Black Eyed Pea - used to lunch there often years ago. They had really good pot roast, and a couple of ubercute waitresses.
Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2016 06:24 PM (gQfxF)
Ha! There should be an ol' timey hand painted sign saying:
Welcome to the AOS barrel.
(Those ain't grits)
Posted by: freaked at January 06, 2016 06:25 PM (BO/km)
Po Folks was a California-only chain that went BK in 1988. The BK filing came as no surprise, given the name.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 06:26 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 06, 2016 06:26 PM (bA+CL)
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 06, 2016 06:27 PM (bA+CL)
I don't think that word means what she thinks it means.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2016 05:54 PM (LA7Cm)
She got into the shower with some guy she didn't know, he forced her to her knees, and now she's complaining about being raped.
And DON'T YOU DARE say a word about Amber's crappy judgment, that's just victim shaming. NSFW for "tasteful" nude pics:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zt23m6l
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2016 06:01 PM (/rMpO)
She ain't playing with a full deck.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 06, 2016 06:31 PM (kpqmD)
When we're being herded into the cattle cars, these will be the people
on the nightly news insisting that nobody is being herded into cattle
cars.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 06, 2016 05:03 PM (kpqmD)
We're not going to be herded into cattle cars. They'll just do a software update and all of the badthink people will go on a detour -- http://nextbigfuture.com/2016/01/the-days -of-human-driving-are-numbered.html
Posted by: Fortunato holidays at January 06, 2016 06:31 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: freaked at January 06, 2016 06:33 PM (BO/km)
Po Folks was a California-only chain that went BK in 1988. The BK filing came as no surprise, given the name.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 06:25 PM (8ZskC)
Nope. There were Po Folks restaurants in FL.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 06, 2016 06:35 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2016 06:09 PM (noWW6)
Amber Amour (and don't that sound like a stripper name?) looks pretty black to me. And cute. But dopey. Any woman who gets in a shower, naked, with a guy, naked, should be prepared to deal with whatever comes up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2016 06:46 PM (cKwwS)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 06, 2016 06:55 PM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2016 06:22 PM (FkBIv)
Sambo's was the place for authentic cooking.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 06, 2016 07:13 PM (T78UI)
If half the doctors out there are anti-gun, and they already under Obamacare expected to ask their patients if there are guns in the home, then it doesn't take much of a push to have them declare anyone they see as unable to get a gun.
If a million people are disallowed all at once, really, how many years would it take to get your hearing to get that right back?
Posted by: doug at January 06, 2016 07:26 PM (7Aarj)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/d5vw6og
Bottom line - we won't go along with so-called commonsense gun control because WE DON'T TRUST YOU.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at January 06, 2016 08:35 PM (b/PFG)
"The Australian model was almost full, coerced confiscation."
Is not true. Guns are still legal in Australia. Gun ownership is higher now than before the laws were changed.
The compulsory buy-back mostly involved semi-automatic rifles and pump-action shotguns, which are now restricted to people with an occupational need (farmers, commercial hunters).
I don't support these laws, but it's important to always remember that if Obama says it, it's not true.
Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters at January 06, 2016 08:55 PM (2yngH)
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