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Open Thread
Ivan Shishkin, "Fog in the Forest" (1890)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 29, 2015 11:48 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: BignJames at December 29, 2015 11:48 AM (j7iSn)
Did evil loggers cut the tree down and kill the spotted owls, or what?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 11:48 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 29, 2015 11:49 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 29, 2015 11:49 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 29, 2015 11:50 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at December 29, 2015 11:50 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: IC at December 29, 2015 11:50 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 29, 2015 11:49 AM (evdj
I think he got run over by the skidder when they were removing the trees.
Fucking loggers, man.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 11:51 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: gapoz at December 29, 2015 11:51 AM (thyJJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2015 11:52 AM (/tuJf)
Ghillie suits on!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 11:52 AM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Snoodling Hero Emeritus at December 29, 2015 11:52 AM (k9qR4)
No drag marks = helicopters.
Posted by: DaveA at December 29, 2015 11:52 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 29, 2015 11:53 AM (WlQGZ)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2015 11:53 AM (Dj0WE)
Cut down the tree and had spotted owl sammiches.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 11:53 AM (fu1JC)
Posted by: The Left at December 29, 2015 11:53 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at December 29, 2015 11:54 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 29, 2015 11:54 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2015 11:55 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 29, 2015 11:55 AM (WlQGZ)
Posted by: DaveA at December 29, 2015 11:52 AM (DL2i+)
Oh, fuck! Great, a heli-fuckin-copter
http://tinyurl.com/jfqrr9a
Posted by: Ricky at December 29, 2015 11:56 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 11:56 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 29, 2015 11:57 AM (FkBIv)
He has some very nice paintings including bears in a forest wearing collars?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 11:57 AM (iQIUe)
Always.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at December 29, 2015 11:54 AM (evdj2)
Of course. And if you see a "stranded motorist" in the fog, run him over, because only a monster in disguise, trying to trick you, would take human form in the fog.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2015 11:58 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 29, 2015 11:58 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 11:58 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2015 11:59 AM (YEelc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 29, 2015 11:59 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 11:53 AM (fu1JC)
Sounds delicious.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:00 PM (AkOaV)
Run.
Get to the choppa.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:00 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Garrett at December 29, 2015 12:00 PM (808Jc)
one of drudges headlines: drone buzzes obama motorcade.
I don't think that's a nice way to talk about Moochelle.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 29, 2015 12:01 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 11:57 AM (iQIUe)
Please don't show them to me.
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at December 29, 2015 12:01 PM (EmQQu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:01 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:01 PM (MQEz6)
Probably enviro-unconscious filthy hippy scum that flew in by private jet for a nature experience.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 29, 2015 12:01 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 29, 2015 12:01 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 29, 2015 11:58 AM (LA7Cm)
I thought it was oil.
Posted by: BignJames at December 29, 2015 12:02 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2015 12:02 PM (EmQQu)
$%^ Bears ^*()
Posted by: Leo C at December 29, 2015 12:03 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2015 12:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:04 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: RushBabe at December 29, 2015 12:04 PM (/NEnw)
Posted by: Adriane the Art Critic ... at December 29, 2015 12:04 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Soona at December 29, 2015 12:05 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2015 12:05 PM (XtAzU)
47 I don't hear any tree falling noises. Am I looking at it right?
Posted by: Adriane the Art Critic ... at December 29, 2015 12:04 PM (AoK0a)
Get in really close.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:06 PM (MQEz6)
Somebody needs to organize an intervention. This is a disturbing direction he's taking.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2015 12:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Treebeard at December 29, 2015 12:06 PM (808Jc)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 12:06 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:07 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Dr. Not the 9 O'clock News at December 29, 2015 12:08 PM (riElP)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 12:08 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 29, 2015 12:08 PM (WlQGZ)
Posted by: Mainah at December 29, 2015 12:08 PM (659DL)
51 >>Steyn in for Rush today and threatening to play his cat album, Feline Groovy.
Somebody needs to organize an intervention. This is a disturbing direction he's taking.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2015 12:06 PM (/tuJf)
He struggles with the enemy up close and personal; maybe he needs this release.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:08 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: IC at December 29, 2015 12:08 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: fly gal at December 29, 2015 12:09 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 29, 2015 12:09 PM (FkBIv)
Now I'm stumped.
One more bad joke like that and I'm gonna leave.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 29, 2015 12:09 PM (r9tFS)
Somebody needs to organize an intervention. This is a disturbing direction he's taking.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2015 12:06 PM (/tuJf)
Steyn has been releasing albums for a while. They've been getting more and more ... odd... as time has gone on.
But hey -- whatever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:09 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 29, 2015 12:09 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 12:06 PM (jJRIy)
--------------------
Lemmy wrote a song called "I Want to Fuck the Forest".
Posted by: Soona at December 29, 2015 12:10 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 29, 2015 12:10 PM (sv9eA)
Posted by: Mainah at December 29, 2015 12:08 PM (659DL)
*****
Just got the XDS 9 before Christmas. Love mine.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 29, 2015 12:10 PM (yKeTB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 29, 2015 12:10 PM (r9tFS)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:10 PM (MQEz6)
Andy and I went to hear him speak a couple years ago at a pretty small event. He's a really fantastic live speaker and very quick on his feet.
He's also very tall.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2015 12:11 PM (/tuJf)
I don't know how anyone can spend an entire day in a boat with you.
Posted by: Garrett at December 29, 2015 12:11 PM (808Jc)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:11 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2015 12:12 PM (ANVXm)
art thread painting, I expect to see a naked demon on horseback
reaching for a plump boy in a red clownsuit.
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 29, 2015 12:10 PM (sv9eA)
Tertiary syphilis must be hard.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2015 12:12 PM (q2o38)
63 30 What did the tree say when it got cut down?
Now I'm stumped.
One more bad joke like that and I'm gonna leave.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 29, 2015 12:09 PM (r9tFS)
Feh. You are all bark.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:12 PM (MQEz6)
One more bad joke like that and I'm gonna leave.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 29, 2015 12:09 PM (r9tFS)
Feh. You are all bark.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:12 PM (MQEz6)
nothing wrong with branching out with your comedic tastes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:13 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Adriane the Art Critic ... at December 29, 2015 12:13 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2015 12:13 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2015 12:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:13 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 12:13 PM (UsLZp)
Keep the .40 and buy the 9mm. Never worry about finding ammo....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 29, 2015 12:13 PM (60Vyp)
Now I'm stumped.
One more bad joke like that and I'm gonna leave.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 29, 2015 12:09 PM (r9tFS)
Feh. You are all bark.
Looking to make an ash of yourself I see.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 29, 2015 12:13 PM (9krrF)
That forest looks like the Buddy Holly crash site.
Or the Lynyrd Skynyrd crash site.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 29, 2015 12:14 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 29, 2015 12:14 PM (LA7Cm)
They have the advantage of living In a fantasy world.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 29, 2015 12:14 PM (WlQGZ)
Posted by: Garrett at December 29, 2015 12:11 PM (808Jc)
It would be tough, I get sea sick.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 12:14 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2015 12:14 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:08 PM (MQEz6)
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He sounds like he's having fun in life. A cat album? Maybe he likes cats. I find nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: Soona at December 29, 2015 12:14 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:14 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: donna at December 29, 2015 12:15 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 29, 2015 12:15 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 29, 2015 12:15 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:15 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Soona at December 29, 2015 12:14 PM (Fmupd)
According to the backstory on his webpage, he rescued a stray cat or something and decided to dedicate an album to it.
Some might say he's getting a little bit of cabin fever in his secluded locale in New Hampshire.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:16 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2015 11:52 AM (/tuJf)
I have been in forests that look just like that. Parklands. Very nice country to amble around in, and you're not tripping over deadfall every second step.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 12:16 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2015 12:16 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 12:16 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:16 PM (AkOaV)
Well, then I guess we better get to the root of the problem.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 29, 2015 12:16 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:16 PM (fGCbW)
Now I'm stumped.
One more bad joke like that and I'm gonna leave.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 29, 2015 12:09 PM (r9tFS)
Feh. You are all bark.
Looking to make an ash of yourself I see.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 29, 2015 12:13 PM (9krrF)
Y'all have some deeply rooted psychosis or summ'it ...
Posted by: Adriane the Art Critic ... at December 29, 2015 12:16 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Baba Wawa at December 29, 2015 12:17 PM (FkBIv)
54 Find the panda
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Where-is-the-Panda-1.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:07 PM (fGCbW)
Saw that in a Brit paper last week. There is a cat mixed in with owls one, too.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:17 PM (MQEz6)
Yew must understand, it's something that looms larch over us all.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 29, 2015 12:18 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Shishkin-san at December 29, 2015 12:19 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 29, 2015 12:19 PM (9EDu1)
Q: What's the difference between a Martin O'Malley campaign event and a Hillary Clinton campaign event?
A: O'Malley doesn't have to bribe anyone to attend his event.
Posted by: Kenth at December 29, 2015 12:20 PM (QolCq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 29, 2015 12:20 PM (FkBIv)
It's very good. Wonder how they do it? "Ok, the shadows were here, sun was there, you could only see this many trees..."
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2015 12:20 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:20 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Snoodling Hero Emeritus at December 29, 2015 12:20 PM (k9qR4)
106 Y'all have some deeply rooted psychosis or summ'it ...
Yew must understand, it's something that looms larch over us all.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 29, 2015 12:18 PM (9krrF)
It is a knotty problem.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:21 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 29, 2015 12:21 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 29, 2015 12:21 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:21 PM (NOIQH)
It even inspired some decent tree jokes. Plus the sniper disguised as one of the stumps is well done.
Posted by: JTB at December 29, 2015 12:21 PM (FvdPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 29, 2015 12:22 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 12:22 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Soona at December 29, 2015 12:22 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:22 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:23 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 29, 2015 12:23 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 12:23 PM (jJRIy)
125 Seriously, what is that paint can doing in the picture. Right side.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 12:23 PM (jJRIy)
The one near the goose?
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:23 PM (MQEz6)
So standard H'wood then. About what I expected.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 29, 2015 12:24 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 29, 2015 12:24 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 29, 2015 12:23 PM
Buried under about 3 feet of loam. Waiting for a Russian kid with a metal detector.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 29, 2015 12:25 PM (9EDu1)
Someone's going plinking in a bit...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 29, 2015 12:25 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 29, 2015 12:10 PM (yKeTB)
Cool, thanks.
Keep the .40 and buy the 9mm. Never worry about finding ammo....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 29, 2015 12:13 PM (60Vyp)
I'd love to, but I don't think the wifey will go for it.
Posted by: Mainah at December 29, 2015 12:25 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:25 PM (fGCbW)
Rocket scientists.
http://tinyurl.com/jhbb5oe
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 12:25 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 12:23 PM
The one near the goose?
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:23 PM
No, on the right side of the sniper
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2015 12:26 PM (KCxzN)
Ya just can't make shit like this up
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 12:26 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Garrett at December 29, 2015 12:11 PM (808Jc)
He didn't get on the boat. In fact... what boat? There is no boat.
Posted by: Pauly W and T. Soprano at December 29, 2015 12:26 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:15 PM (fGCbW)
Far prettier than the new one, but I really like the 1927 Type 43 with the nifty aluminum wheels.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 12:26 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:25 PM
I like AtC's version better.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 29, 2015 12:26 PM (9EDu1)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:26 PM (MQEz6)
Don't like being needled?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:20 PM (NOIQH)
I'm just ashing people to stop with the puns, this is supposed to be a serious military blog.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:27 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lea at December 29, 2015 12:27 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 29, 2015 12:27 PM (sv9eA)
Posted by: bourbonchicken at December 29, 2015 12:28 PM (Y25kh)
https://youtu.be/6hW8hUcXR-A
While the new The Jungle Book movie might give it a shot.
https://youtu.be/5mkm22yO-bs
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:28 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 29, 2015 12:29 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Hollis Wood at December 29, 2015 12:29 PM (Y/UL5)
this place...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2015 12:29 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 29, 2015 12:29 PM (8ZskC)
With whom? I think you're just cherry pickin' your sample of people to ask.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:29 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:30 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:23 PM (fGCbW)
Bubba-san was my most best friend. And that's all I have to say about that. Hai.
Posted by: The Forrest at December 29, 2015 12:30 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 29, 2015 12:27 PM (sv9eA)
My people call this squaw "She who brings burning and itching to the forest wood."
Posted by: Chief Running Sore at December 29, 2015 12:30 PM (Dj0WE)
Axe the tree puns? I don't ginko!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:30 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 29, 2015 12:31 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: fly gal at December 29, 2015 12:32 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:27 PM
Serious? I think you came to the wrong blog this morning.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 29, 2015 12:32 PM (9EDu1)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 12:32 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 29, 2015 12:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:27 PM
Apparently, he's knot joking.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2015 12:34 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Bigfoot at December 29, 2015 12:34 PM (QWiro)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:34 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:27 PM
Serious? I think you came to the wrong blog this morning.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 29, 2015 12:32 PM (9EDu1)
...waits for RMBS to find my artfully crafted pun...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:34 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 29, 2015 12:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Maybe you should lumber over to HotAir.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 29, 2015 12:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: George Pope Morris at December 29, 2015 12:35 PM (oFSUK)
I've had it, I'm leafing.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 29, 2015 12:35 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 29, 2015 12:36 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 29, 2015 12:35 PM (8ZskC)
Well, they can certainly shlob on my knob.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:36 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 12:36 PM (UsLZp)
I'm getting board with 'em myself.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 29, 2015 12:36 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: all doubt removed at December 29, 2015 12:36 PM (KWGc0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 29, 2015 12:36 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:36 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 12:37 PM (gf8BH)
That hits....
Rubio.
Now, please tell me again that the consults are not in this simply for the money.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2015 12:37 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2015 12:37 PM (ptqRm)
http://uploads1.wikiart.org/images/ivan-shishkin/fog-in-the-forest.jpg
But would you hang this bleakness in your home?
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2015 12:37 PM (ANVXm)
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Yew are a stick in the mud.
Posted by: George Pope Morris at December 29, 2015 12:37 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 12:36 PM (UsLZp)
Same thing on the east coast. :-/.
And the snow is teh ghey. It's really wet and heavy.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:37 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:37 PM (NOIQH)
FIFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 12:37 PM (fu1JC)
Winning!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2015 12:37 PM (ptqRm)
Hey -- don't be too quick to judge. Maybe he had it comin' to him
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:38 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Snoodling Hero Emeritus at December 29, 2015 12:38 PM (k9qR4)
Then we've got Obama on The View most weeks, or getting one on one "interviews" with Georgie and Matt.
And on SNL, we get Herself, The Haggard Queen.
So we have successfully gone to where the office of the presidency is fully enmeshed with pop culture.
Dude!
Who would have thought, 25 years ago, that we could have a rude and brash billionaire TV game show host as president? But apparently, since we have what we now have, it could be for real.
A reality-TV office of the presidency. OMG!
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 29, 2015 12:38 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 29, 2015 12:38 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 29, 2015 12:38 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:39 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 12:39 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 29, 2015 12:39 PM (sv9eA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 12:37 PM (gf8BH)
Fuck that, who wants to deal with those assholes?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:39 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 29, 2015 12:39 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:40 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at December 29, 2015 12:40 PM (uhftQ)
Woman stabbed boyfriend to death.
Winning!
Damn! I need 31 more by Thursday midnight! They really let me down over Christmas.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 12:40 PM (fu1JC)
http://tinyurl.com/ha5jm5n
And in particular, there's this guy: http://tinyurl.com/hvzn79s
All is developing as I have foreseen ...
Posted by: Chuck Darwin at December 29, 2015 12:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:41 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 29, 2015 12:41 PM (sv9eA)
Posted by: Tilikum
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Leaf us alone, we're having fun.
Posted by: George Pope Morris at December 29, 2015 12:41 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 29, 2015 12:42 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: George Pope Morris at December 29, 2015 12:42 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:42 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2015 12:42 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 29, 2015 12:42 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:42 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 29, 2015 12:42 PM (yKeTB)
Woman stabbed boyfriend to death.
Winning!
Damn! I need 31 more by Thursday midnight! They really let me down over Christmas.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 12:40 PM (fu1JC)
(chanting) Go! Go! Go!
Posted by: Chuck Darwin at December 29, 2015 12:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Gerogia Pacfic at December 29, 2015 12:43 PM (jJRIy)
And to think they're just going to declare victory if they come in under 353 (which I think you said was last year's). That's a lot of bodies.
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2015 12:43 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 12:43 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 29, 2015 12:43 PM (u0lmX)
https://goo.gl/8QPIhp
Deleted from his MOTHER'S facebook acct. Read that it was his mother's gun, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 12:44 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2015 12:44 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:45 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 29, 2015 12:45 PM (LA7Cm)
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One can imagine the headline: "Murder Rate Drops!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 29, 2015 12:45 PM (oFSUK)
I'm rooting for him. "
I'm certainly not rooting for Bush! We don't weed his kind in the WH, or the greenhouse either!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 29, 2015 12:45 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 12:37 PM (AkOaV)
Light and powdery here. I had to shovel some yesterday, so I know. No crust on it yet.
Heh. Found some truck debris in the ditch yesterday, and the two steel pipes, with solar lamps on top, that I placed to mark the ends of the culvert under my approach, have been knocked down. Spoke to my neighbor last evening. Seems like a buddy to #1 son got drunked up, and went fishtailing down the road in a 2014 Chevy pickup with woodland camo fender flares on it. Hit the ditch, bounced over my approach, knocking off a fender flare and an air dam, and then across the road, into the other ditch, and narrowly missed a road sign. #1 son says "****** will fix your posts for you." Uh, no thanks. I want it done right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 12:46 PM (UsLZp)
...
If there was only one attendee at the O'Malley ralley...
then who took the picture??
* cue dramatic-tension chord *
Posted by: mindful webworker - back by poplar demand at December 29, 2015 12:46 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:46 PM (fGCbW)
2014 was 209.
Highest recorded was 1993 with 343.
1993 population= aprox 750,000
2015 population= aprox 618.000
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2015 12:46 PM (ptqRm)
These puns remind me of an old Pogo cartoon, where Beauregard Houn'Dog convinces Albert Alligator to wear his dog collar, then tells him, "Now bark! Bark, I say!"
Albert yells, "Birch! Birch!"
"What kind of dog is that?" wonders Houn'Dog.
"You tells me to bark," Albert answers, "Birch is the only bark I knows good."
It's probably funnier when you see it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 29, 2015 12:47 PM (X6fMO)
I'm rooting for him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 29, 2015 12:42 PM (8ZskC)
Drudge links to an interview of Jerry Lewis, who is about to get audited for ripping the Mocha Messiah and praising Trump.
Posted by: Chuck Darwin at December 29, 2015 12:47 PM (oKE6c)
then who took the picture??
THEN WHO WAS CAMERA?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 29, 2015 12:47 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 29, 2015 12:48 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:48 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 12:49 PM (iQIUe)
Hmm. I don't usually participate in these dark lotteries, but I placed my bet on 365 a while back, just because number of days in a year. Unless there's some serious New Year's Eve gang wars, I don't think I'm gonna win.
Posted by: mindful webworker - but I'll win the Powerball! at December 29, 2015 12:49 PM (4Hf9E)
353 (which I think you said was last year's). That's a lot of bodies.
Unless there's a strong finish on New Year's Eve.
Posted by: Chuck Darwin at December 29, 2015 12:49 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 29, 2015 12:49 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:40 PM (fGCbW)
Indeed. But one could probably own a nice example of one of the classics for about the price of the current one. If I had a million dollars to spend on a car, I sure as Hell wouldn't be buying an ugly one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 12:49 PM (UsLZp)
It's probably funnier when you see it.
And you thought OUR puns were bad.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 12:50 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Dat numba one or numba two? If numba tree, we have to hackee hackke. Give stem cell to Pranned Palenthood.
Velly solly, dems da rules.
Posted by: Xi Kingpin at December 29, 2015 12:50 PM (sv9eA)
Bernie is in next to last...
And O'Mally is running a strong third place.
Within a nose of nudging into Second Place.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2015 12:50 PM (ptqRm)
While interviewing Republican frontrunner Donald Trump Tuesday, The Todays Shows precious sunflower Savannah Guthrie described Clintons well-documented and admitted-to affair with Monica Lewinsky as alleged. Trump immediately jumped down her lying throat.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 12:51 PM (gf8BH)
I conifer remember something like that before. Wow.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 29, 2015 12:51 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Chuck Darwin at December 29, 2015 12:47 PM (oKE6c)
Lewis is about 160 years old. He's at that "I don't give a damn what you think" stage.
Some of his French fans will undoubtedly be saddened by his statements
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 29, 2015 12:51 PM (u0lmX)
"
Odd that auto-cucumber would have changed the correct 353 to an incorrect 343.
eh, that's it.
I didn't type it wrong, the phone did it on it's own.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2015 12:52 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 12:52 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 12:52 PM (iQIUe)
Might be able to afford a Bugatti then. Along with another M-29.
And I need to get more words written. Get a few thousand down and then think of getting tickets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:52 PM (fGCbW)
Trump's 2015 Conservative Critics Were Obama's 2009 Fan Boys
Bill Kristol: "I look forward to Obama's inauguration with a surprising degree of hope and good cheer."
Larry Kudlow: "[Obama] loves to deal with both sides of the issue. He revels in the back and forth. And he wants to keep the dialogue going with conservatives."
http://tinyurl.com/hk75yxj
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 29, 2015 12:53 PM (kdS6q)
201 From Drudge:
ONE person shows up for O'Malley Iowa event.
Remains uncommitted.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2015 12:42 PM (659DL)
O'Malley took the donut and the cameraman took the Diet Coke.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 12:53 PM (MQEz6)
Well, we now know the direction this is going to go for the next year. Plan accordingly.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2015 12:54 PM (659DL)
While interviewing Republican frontrunner Donald Trump Tuesday, The Todays Shows precious sunflower Savannah Guthrie described Clintons well-documented and admitted-to affair with Monica Lewinsky as alleged. Trump immediately jumped down her lying throat.
This is exactly why I love Teh Donald. We can't D-Lamp the MFM, but Trump's a good enough second choice.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 29, 2015 12:54 PM (X6fMO)
Gah - they published the sordid details of the testimony in the Starr Report, for Pete's sake! Man, if she hadn't kept that blue dress!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:55 PM (NOIQH)
Bill Kristol
Amusing that Trump's taking on Bill Clinton--they have so much in common: Both draft-dodgers, philanderers, and past-their-prime hucksters.
"Oh, I had a Vietnam Era Harvard draft deferment. Why do you ask?"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 29, 2015 12:55 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 12:51 PM (gf8BH)
Is it me, or does it seem to others as though the Reds are making a push now to generate revisionist history? "Trumbo," "Truth," this.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 12:55 PM (oKE6c)
Cause I don't see this ending well.
http://tinyurl.com/j94yy3w
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2015 12:55 PM (ptqRm)
Might be able to afford a Bugatti then. Along with another M-29.
And I need to get more words written. Get a few thousand down and then think of getting tickets.
Win and you don't HAVE to write. You can go all Walden Pond and relax and enjoy.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 12:55 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: wth at December 29, 2015 12:56 PM (HgMAr)
testimony in the Starr Report, for Pete's sake! Man, if she hadn't kept
that blue dress!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:55 PM (NOIQH)
You mean the alleged Starr Report, and alleged blue dress?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 12:56 PM (oKE6c)
Might be able to afford a Bugatti then. Along with another M-29.>>>
Or a small country.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2015 12:56 PM (XtAzU)
Proposed in the wake of a deadly May 2014 shooting rampage by Elliot Rodger, the bill provides family members with a means of having an emergency gun violence restraining order imposed against a loved one if they can convince a judge that allowing that person to possess a firearm poses an immediate and present danger of causing personal injury to himself, herself or another by having in his or her custody or control.
Oh...NO potential for abuse on that one ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 12:56 PM (gf8BH)
Might be able to afford a Bugatti then. Along with another M-29.>>>
Or a small country.
Heh. No.
Posted by: Your Friends at the IRS at December 29, 2015 12:57 PM (8ZskC)
Bubba's alleged admission on national television.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2015 12:57 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:57 PM (fGCbW)
Oy! Not cutting the Aussie any slack. She was old enough to know it happened.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 12:58 PM (fu1JC)
Is this about Bill Clinton, alleged to be the President of the United States during that time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2015 12:58 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:58 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 29, 2015 12:58 PM (nSW/N)
The thing is even Dems know it happened...they just didn't care or thought it was cool that we had such a sophisticated, Euro sort of prez.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 29, 2015 12:59 PM (u0lmX)
I'd prefer to buy Aruba and turn in into a stripper club.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2015 01:00 PM (659DL)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 01:00 PM (MQEz6)
Might be able to afford a Bugatti then. Along with another M-29.
And I need to get more words written. Get a few thousand down and then think of getting tickets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 12:52 PM (fGCbW)
Well, so far, my Lotto 6/49 retirement plan is severely underperforming, so no Bugatti in the driveway, yet.
Good luck on the writing, Anna!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:00 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 01:00 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:00 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 12:58 PM (fu1JC)
So Bill's cum on the blue dress was just an error?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:01 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 01:00 PM (fGCbW)
Ah, those oh so innocent days of yore.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 29, 2015 01:01 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2015 01:01 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2015 01:02 PM (ANVXm)
If the winner takes the lump sum, then before taxes they will win a jackpot of $184.2 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 01:02 PM (fGCbW)
Proposed in the wake of a deadly May 2014 shooting rampage by Elliot Rodger, the bill provides family members with a means of having an emergency gun violence restraining order imposed against a loved one if they can convince a judge that allowing that person to possess a firearm poses an immediate and present danger of causing personal injury to himself, herself or another by having in his or her custody or control.
Oh...NO potential for abuse on that one ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 12:56 PM (gf8BH)
Now how is that EVER going to pass Constitutional muster in light of O'Connor v. Donaldson?
California's special snowflakes in the legislature are aware that they can't unilaterally override Supreme Court decisions, right? Regardless of how idiotic those decisions were/are.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 01:03 PM (gf8BH)
So much for that 'full faith and credit' thing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 01:04 PM (fGCbW)
So Bill's cum on the blue dress was just an error?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:01 PM (jJRIy)
Hey, if people can fall on dicks by accident, it's totally possible that one's clothes can get hit by flying semen at any time, which is why it is always advisable to cover yourself and your clothes with Saran wrap before leaving your home for the day.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 29, 2015 01:04 PM (u0lmX)
Marco Rubio to Kick Off Iowa Bus Tour Without a Bus
http://tinyurl.com/zhu5tjf
[pic] http://tinyurl.com/zsfpcu5
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 29, 2015 01:04 PM (kdS6q)
I presume that there's an exemption for crazed, bloodthirsty Muslims?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:05 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:05 PM (fu1JC)
----
Why that's almost as stupid as declaring an amendment to a constitution as unconstitutional!
Posted by: Buzzion at December 29, 2015 01:05 PM (YZaVl)
The Powerball annuity, which is spread out over 30 years, is $300 million.
This presumes you're actually going to live for 30 years after winning.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 29, 2015 01:05 PM (X6fMO)
Yay exercise.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 29, 2015 01:06 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 01:06 PM (MQEz6)
If the winner takes the lump sum, then before taxes they will win a jackpot of $184.2 million.
After taxes = $1.65
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:06 PM (fu1JC)
Lewis is not alone in this feeling; as of last month at least 31 governors rejected President Obamas push to accept Syrian refugees into their states. Reports of ISIS now having access to a machine that makes American passports and recent revelations of the holes in our vetting system, borne out in the horrific San Bernardino terror attack, are just a couple of the factors legitimizing such pushback from the American people.
Lewis then said that President Obama was never prepared for ISIS and suggested that he was not a real leader
The clip concludes with Lewis praising Trump
I think hes great,
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 01:06 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: wth at December 29, 2015 01:06 PM (HgMAr)
If the winner takes the lump sum, then before taxes they will win a jackpot of $184.2 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 01:02 PM (fGCbW)
And I guess the smart money says: "take the lump sum", even if one is young enough to be fairly certain of collecting the entire annuity.
Lotto prizes here in Canada rarely rise to such levels as does Powerball. Might hit 40 million. But it is a cash payout, full sum, and it's tax-free here. So far...
I actually knew a couple who won six million bucks, and it couldn't have happened to nicer, more deserving people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:07 PM (UsLZp)
Allegedly?
This alleged affair is why the day Bush took the oath of office was one of the best days in modern US history. No matter how else it turned out, I knew you'd never find GW in the closet with an intern. I even remember the sunset that day was magnificent red, white, and blue. Might've been some celebratory substances involved, but the sunset was real.
Let's have him for First Husband, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, the horror! at December 29, 2015 01:07 PM (4Hf9E)
MPPPP, yeah that is always the 'trick' with lottery annuities.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 01:07 PM (fGCbW)
>>Might be able to afford a Bugatti then. Along with another M-29.
There's a guy Newport who has a bit of money and his own private car collection. He decided to show it off and rented some space on Bellevue Ave. (of course) and cycles through his collection. Right now he has American Muscle but a while back he had supercars including a Bugatti Veyron.
Must be good to be king.
http://audrainautomuseum.org
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2015 01:07 PM (/tuJf)
The Powerball annuity, which is spread out over 30 years, is $300 million.
This presumes you're actually going to live for 30 years after winning.
I'll take mine upfront. I can do a better job of investing than the state can.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:08 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 01:08 PM (gf8BH)
Sorry for the miscalculation. Please send us the $1.65 with a $100 penalty fee for underpayment.
Posted by: IRS at December 29, 2015 01:08 PM (XtAzU)
Minitrue: The MFM makes us look honest
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 29, 2015 01:11 PM (493sH)
MPPPP, yeah that is always the 'trick' with lottery annuities.
On the off chance that I actually won a yuuuugggee sum (which is just less likely than my getting double-featured by Bernadette Peters and Dita Von Teese), my first call would be to an investment adviser / lawyer (maybe I'd just call AtC). And I would never participate in any public showing off of the giant check.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 29, 2015 01:11 PM (X6fMO)
He and Walter Williams are the only Rush-substitutes worth listening to.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2015 01:11 PM (EmQQu)
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The Powerball annuity, which is spread out over 30 years, is $300 million.
This presumes you're actually going to live for 30 years after winning.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 29, 2015 01:05 PM (X6fMO)
Awww.... the Lottery.... a hidden tax on those who don't know math...
the Payout is about 60% of the money taken in...
The payout is then TAXED, at a rate above 50% once you figure in State Taxes (in most States)...
Thus... only about 30% of the money people spend on the lottery, is ever given back out... the State takes the rest.
If Vegas had this payout, they would be put out of business by the State...
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 29, 2015 01:13 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 12:56 PM (gf8BH)
It can't be that hard to get the names and addresses of every single one of Jerry Brown's security detail. Then find a judge who's not too fond of the legislation itself, and see what happens.
Posted by: Snoodling Hero Emeritus at December 29, 2015 01:13 PM (k9qR4)
I am pretty sure if it is taken over 30 years and you die, your wife and kids get it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 01:08 PM (gf8BH)
Would be a good guess, but some states don't allow r only allow one beneficiary. Also when you die, the balance of the annuity is immediately taxable to your estate.
http://tinyurl.com/84y4blb
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:13 PM (jJRIy)
He and Walter Williams are the only Rush-substitutes worth listening to.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2015 01:11 PM (EmQQu)
*****
Yep. Unfortunately Butterball Erickson is sitting in tomorrow.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 29, 2015 01:14 PM (yKeTB)
After taxes? I'd have to keep working.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:14 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 01:15 PM (fGCbW)
What the hell is up with Missouri? A couple years ago you never heard a peep out of the state and now it won't shut the hell up. It's like the state is gay.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2015 01:15 PM (/tuJf)
After taxes? I'd have to keep working.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:14 PM (fu1JC)
***
In Blue State America, lottery wins you!
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 29, 2015 01:15 PM (Wu2k4)
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 01:02 PM (fGCbW)
So after taxes, using my ballpark figure of the gov't always takes 50% on lump sums, it is about $92 million. Yeah, I could live with that.
Posted by: WOPR at December 29, 2015 01:17 PM (gQmg/)
that blue dress!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:55 PM (NOIQH)
Smart to keep it at her mom's house. I guarantee her own place had been searched, probably multiple times.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 29, 2015 01:17 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 29, 2015 01:17 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 29, 2015 01:11 PM (X6fMO)
I believe that is a condition of winning the prize. I know it is here. And you know something? Such pictures rarely make the paper anymore, unless it is a local person, and sometimes not even then. Ho hum, somebody won the lottery, happens all the time, doncha know?
If I ever win one, I will make plans to disappear for few months the day following the acceptance of the check. Arrange for someone to watch my house, and have my mail forwarded, etc. And not come back until the general public has forgotten me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:17 PM (UsLZp)
O'Malley has learned nothing from Hillary. You need to bus folks in and pay them via 10$ Popeye's Chicken gift cards.
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:16 PM (oiNtH)
Remember he tried that in MD. The folks got mad and left early to eat.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:18 PM (jJRIy)
Sounds like you don;t even have to be planning to use it to break the law, just give some other person the impression you *might*? wtf
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 01:18 PM (NOIQH)
Can I hire a Special FX makeup artist to make me look different for the photo op?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2015 01:18 PM (XtAzU)
That question should be put to the asswipe in the White House but we know he doesn't care. Good on Jerry for speaking up
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 29, 2015 01:19 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I think that this must be a big contributing factor on why big lottery winners end up flat broke in a short time. All the people around them start badgering them for money and they can't say NO.
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:19 PM (oiNtH)
Sounds like you don;t even have to be planning to use it to break the law, just give some other person the impression you *might*? wtf
Doesn't sound remotely Constitutional. I bet the first challenge ends this law.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2015 01:19 PM (/tuJf)
That's fedgov. Add in state at around 6%.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:19 PM (fu1JC)
Thats the lesson three suspected cell phone thieves learned Dec. 22 when they targeted victims at a mall in Westland, Michigan. What they didnt know was that three local Marines home for temporary recruiting duty were there working.
The leathernecks were heading out when they saw three men burst out of the mall. A teenage girl screamed that the men had stolen something from her. She later told police they had surrounded her and taken her cell phone.
Without hesitation or discussion, the Marines gave chase through the parking lot and across a busy intersection stacked with Christmas traffic. Though the teenage suspects got off to a fast and early start, they were no match for the Marines.
Do you really think you can outrun three Marines? asked Pfc. Blayne Edwards, who will soon wrap up his training and become a Low Altitude Air Defense, or LAAD, gunner.
Two suspects soon realized the effort was futile and gave up without a fight.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 01:19 PM (gf8BH)
Well, bless their hearts.
Posted by: gapoz at December 29, 2015 01:21 PM (thyJJ)
Two suspects soon realized the effort was futile and gave up without a fight.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 01:19 PM (gf8BH)
The DoJ investigation of the Marines to start in 3..2.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 29, 2015 01:22 PM (493sH)
the Payout is about 60% of the money taken in...
Lessee, 0.60^n where n is, say, 10, amounts to 0.006. So if you start with $100 and play ten times, you can expect on average to whittle your $100 down to ... 60 cents. Sounds good. When do we start?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:22 PM (oKE6c)
Ha! Watch me. 3 questions for those wanting money.
1. Did you have me?
2. Did you feed & clothe me?
3. Did you raise me?
A "No" to any question gets you a big FYNQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:22 PM (fu1JC)
Thus... only about 30% of the money people spend on the lottery, is ever given back out... the State takes the rest.
If Vegas had this payout, they would be put out of business by the State...
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 29, 2015 01:13 PM (f7rv6)
Not taxed here in Canada, but as a rational way to gamble, sure lotteries suck.
I figure one tickets rents you a dream for a week, and some one ticket has to win it, eventually. But buying multiple tickets to "improve your odds"? That's the real mug's game, and where the "tax on stupidity" remarks are true.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:22 PM (UsLZp)
When it comes to close family, maybe talk to the lawyer about setting up trust funds. Give those family members a fixed amount a year. Nothing insanely lavish. But enough so when they ask for more, you can say no.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 01:22 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:19 PM (oiNtH)Absolutely. Stately Poppins Manor would be located somewhere in the middle of a 1000-acre wood festooned with hex scarecrows, "GO AWAY" signs and the occasional decaying hobo carcass.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 29, 2015 01:22 PM (X6fMO)
Two suspects soon realized the effort was futile and gave up without a fight.
Well, bless their hearts.
Posted by: gapoz at December 29, 2015 01:21 PM (thyJJ)
Stop now or lose teeth?. They weren't that stupid.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:22 PM (jJRIy)
Y'all don't know what you're missing. "Public service" is where it's at.
Posted by: The Clinton Foundation at December 29, 2015 01:23 PM (ANVXm)
Give your new friends and relatives the bad news that the money is being guarded by dragons and no one can get to it for many years.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 01:24 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 29, 2015 01:22 PM (493sH)
Investigation, hell. Hate crime prosecution is probably being ginned up as we type. (I assume the "victims" were yutes.)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:25 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Emporer Sotero I posessor of pen and phone at December 29, 2015 01:25 PM (WVsWD)
So, lump sum minus 40% + what ever your state tax is. Still more than enough to live on for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 01:25 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:22 PM (jJRIy)
Here's hoping they actually get to be the yewts that are turning their lives around.
Posted by: gapoz at December 29, 2015 01:25 PM (thyJJ)
1000-acre wood festooned with hex scarecrows, "GO AWAY" signs and the
occasional decaying hobo carcass.
Deep in the 1000 acre wood
Where MPPPP plays
There lies a nasty hobo trap
That automatically skins and filets
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2015 01:25 PM (YEelc)
Sad but true. Money can change family dynamics very fast. I saw this play out when my parents and step-dad died. Relatives became vicious over the material things and cash and I stayed as far away from them as possible. Some wonder why I will no longer speak to them and that I should let bygones be bygones after 25 years. Sorry, no vultures.
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:27 PM (oiNtH)
factor on why big lottery winners end up flat broke in a short time.
All the people around them start badgering them for money and they can't
say NO.
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:19 PM (oiNtH)
This is why I intend to change my name and move if I ever win a huge lottery. Only a handful of people (family, close friends) would know that I didn't just fall off the face of the Earth.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 29, 2015 01:27 PM (HalrA)
Coincidence, or menu prep?
We report you decide...
Posted by: Meremortal at December 29, 2015 01:27 PM (3myMJ)
Casa 223 would be dead center in a section that had been clear cut. No hills, ripples, or gullies. Grass kept at 1 inch high or less.
No bushes or trees.
See anyone coming from a mile off.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:27 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 29, 2015 01:11 PM (X6fMO)
Get a lawyer and three different financial advisors. Then split the money between them to manage. It limits your risk for one deciding to permanently retire with your funds.
Posted by: WOPR at December 29, 2015 01:27 PM (gQmg/)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 01:27 PM (iQIUe)
Not that I've given this any thought or anything...
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2015 01:28 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: gapoz at December 29, 2015 01:25 PM (thyJJ)
Well a Marine recruiter will run after a prospect.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:28 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:19 PM (oiNtH)
If I ever win, I'll have an office set up in my home like in the Godfather and people will be funneled in for their 2 minute audience to ask a favor of me. And since I don't have a daughter I can't get hit up that way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 29, 2015 01:28 PM (493sH)
I think that this must be a big contributing factor on why big
lottery winners end up flat broke in a short time. All the people
around them start badgering them for money and they can't say NO.
Probably the biggest factor is fundamental: they were stupid enough to buy lottery tickets in the first place, and so have zero money sense.
So lottery winners have self-selected for 1) having no financial sense, 2) a tendency to plump for "Hail Mary" solutions to financial problems, and 3) oftentimes being broke because of #1 and 2.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Too funny!!
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:29 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: WOPR at December 29, 2015 01:27 PM (gQmg/)
Gosh, it sounds like you don't trust folks with a boatload of someone else's money. That's just cynical /sarc
Posted by: gapoz at December 29, 2015 01:29 PM (thyJJ)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 01:29 PM (MQEz6)
Casa 223 would be dead center in a section that had been clear cut. No hills, ripples, or gullies. Grass kept at 1 inch high or less.
No bushes or trees.
See anyone coming from a mile off.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:27 PM (fu1JC)
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I'd see what I could do about getting two or three goodish sized packs of wolfhounds to patrol the grounds. You know, in case anybody got past the cheetahs after clearing the wire and mine-field.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 29, 2015 01:29 PM (Wu2k4)
Posted by: WOPR at December 29, 2015 01:27 PM (gQmg/)
And buy some gold, physical gold, to hold close to you, and park some money offshore, in several different banks or investment vehicles, just in case some future government decides to confiscate all savings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:30 PM (UsLZp)
been clear cut. No hills, ripples, or gullies. Grass kept at 1 inch high
or less.
No bushes or trees.
See anyone coming from a mile off.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:27 PM (fu1JC)
I think I'd buy a private island somewhere. Something big enough so that if the rest of the world decided to fuck itself up, I could live out the rest of my days on what grows there.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 29, 2015 01:30 PM (HalrA)
In other words they aren't used to having money.
Rich people, those who made it themselves, tend not to buy stupid stuff. Lottery winners are more like the 5th heir of a fortune who has no idea where the money came from.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2015 01:30 PM (/tuJf)
Tell them upfront, "if you do, I will personally find you and end you. Doesn't matter about extradition treaties."
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:31 PM (fu1JC)
No bushes or trees.
Detroit?
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2015 01:31 PM (ANVXm)
Well, that and the fact that playing the lottery is proof positive that you're bad with money.
Posted by: Snoodling Hero Emeritus at December 29, 2015 01:31 PM (k9qR4)
Got 100 acres? Devote a 1 acre wide belt on the perimeter for the natural look. Say pine trees.
Two winding well-built roads leading in, but neither easily visible. Both roads bordered with bocage.
The center twenty acres marked with a stout and tall wall. Looks ornamental but can snear at someone's SUV. The gates for the roads will be double gate affairs and well armored. From that wall to the pine belt, open fields for your horses, yaks, and gene-engineered dragons. And will provide clear lines of sight in case of zombies.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 01:32 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:31 PM (fu1JC)
That's what the extra 2/3 is for, to finance your hunting expedition.
Posted by: WOPR at December 29, 2015 01:32 PM (gQmg/)
Cheetahs? Trained hyenas.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:32 PM (fu1JC)
what a dick.
Although fishtailing in the snow, drunk, a 4x4 does sound like fun...
(I jest, I jest)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 01:32 PM (AkOaV)
No bushes or trees.
http://www.missilebases.com
If you're gonna go...go big.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2015 01:33 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Forrest Stump at December 29, 2015 01:33 PM (JBggj)
close to you, and park some money offshore, in several different banks
or investment vehicles, just in case some future government decides to
confiscate all savings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:30 PM (UsLZp)
US Citizens aren't parking money off shore any more, no bank will take their accounts.
http://tinyurl.com/gmw7n4t
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:33 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 01:27 PM (iQIUe)
You only hear about the ones who go broke spectacularly because they make interesting news for the MSM. The ones who invest wisely, and live out their lives in inconspicuous comfort, they don't sell newspapers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:33 PM (UsLZp)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Whittaker_(lottery_winner)
He blew thru 113 million bucks.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 01:34 PM (iQIUe)
No bushes or trees.
Detroit?
Too cold. More like Aridzona.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:34 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And probably keep quiet about it all.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 29, 2015 01:35 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 01:35 PM (MQEz6)
No bushes or trees.
See anyone coming from a mile off.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:27 PM (fu1JC)
***
I'd see what I could do about getting two or three goodish sized packs of wolfhounds to patrol the grounds. You know, in case anybody got past the cheetahs after clearing the wire and mine-field.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 29, 2015 01:29 PM (Wu2k4)
Hmmm... *contemplates... do I train an army of flying monkeys or fire ants to counteract the ground defenses?"*
Sounds like you guys have it all figured out! No way anyone would or could think of attacking you.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2015 01:35 PM (Dj0WE)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Whittaker_(lottery_winner)
He blew thru 113 million bucks.
That's a lot of hookers and blow!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:35 PM (fu1JC)
Give your new friends and relatives the bad news that the money is being guarded by dragons and no one can get to it for many years.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 01:24 PM (MQEz6)
Be ready to fend off dozens of frivolous lawsuits from people you don't pay off. Oh, Aunt Mable slipped and fell when she came over for Thanksgiving dinner. Cousin Betty's car ran over her foot not two days after you helped her change a flat tire. Uncle Terrence became suicidal and has really bad PTSD after you forgot to get him a Christmas present last year.
Posted by: Snoodling Hero Emeritus at December 29, 2015 01:35 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: gapoz at December 29, 2015 01:29 PM (thyJJ)
I knew of an insurance company that did the same thing. Always had their investment money split among multiple parties. I figured good enough for them, good enough for me.
Posted by: WOPR at December 29, 2015 01:36 PM (gQmg/)
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2015 01:36 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 01:36 PM (iQIUe)
spectacularly because they make interesting news for the MSM. The ones
who invest wisely, and live out their lives in inconspicuous comfort,
they don't sell newspapers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:33 PM (UsLZp)
Yeah, we need stories about those two.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:37 PM (oKE6c)
She didn't slip and fall. I body slammed her ass for trespassing.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:38 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:33 PM (UsLZp)
I'm just basing this on stuff I've read in the past, but the divorce rate for lottery winners is something like 4x that of the population at large. And the 30-year bankrupcy rate for lottery winners is nearly 100%.
Posted by: Snoodling Hero Emeritus at December 29, 2015 01:38 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Like big name celebrities who blow through their money and end up filing bankruptcy. Mike Tyson, MC Hammer, Willie Nelson, etc.
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:38 PM (oiNtH)
Buy three. One to live in, one for back-up, and one for growing food.
Park them in a nice sunny orbit far from Earth and chillax.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 01:38 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:35 PM (fu1JC)
If I remember correctly WVA guy who lost it all in investments when his company went under.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:39 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 01:39 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 01:36 PM (iQIUe)
It's the stuff of Greek tragedy: the protagonist brought down inevitably, ineluctably, by a personal flaw as his life unfolds along a trajectory determined by internal variables that he cannot understand, much less control.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:39 PM (oKE6c)
No bushes or trees.
Not even one Italian Cypress?
A fern mebbe?
Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2015 01:40 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 01:40 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:39 PM (jJRIy)
You would think that people that know that results come from hard work wouldn't make dumb risky decisions, but, boy howdy do they.
Posted by: gapoz at December 29, 2015 01:40 PM (thyJJ)
Give your new friends and relatives the bad news that the money is being guarded by dragons and no one can get to it for many years.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 01:24 PM (MQEz6)
Be ready to fend off dozens of frivolous lawsuits from people you don't pay off. Oh, Aunt Mable slipped and fell when she came over for Thanksgiving dinner. Cousin Betty's car ran over her foot not two days after you helped her change a flat tire. Uncle Terrence became suicidal and has really bad PTSD after you forgot to get him a Christmas present last year.
Posted by: Snoodling Hero Emeritus at December 29, 2015 01:35 PM (k9qR4)
Rent-a-Ninja will fix that.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 01:41 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:07 PM (UsLZp)
If I won $6 mill, I'd invest half in buying more lottery tickets, and put the other half on black at the roulette table.
Guaranteed to at least double my money.
Smart right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 01:41 PM (AkOaV)
See? Family.
Get thee away from me!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:41 PM (fu1JC)
http://tinyurl.com/gmw7n4t
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:33 PM (jJRIy)
Article is behind a paywall. But do you seriously believe that someone with multiple millions in cash could not find and hire the expertise needed to place at least some of that wealth in hidey-holes around the world as a hedge against a complete financial collapse in the USA?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:41 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:41 PM (oiNtH)
No bushes or trees.
Not even one Italian Cypress?
A fern mebbe?
Nada. I want to see anything larger than a prairie dog moving.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:42 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:43 PM (jJRIy)
fight it. But what I dont undestand is what right do they have to use
you as free ads for the lottery?
Publication is probably required to make sure Democrat-run states don't by lucky chance have a lot of winners who are related to Democrat politicians.
And also to attract others to play ("See, you CAN win"). The same reason slot machines go ape-shit when someone wins a jackpot.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: George Pope Morris at December 29, 2015 12:42 PM (oFSUK)
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Someone got me a Trump 2016 coffee mug for stocking stuffer, does that count? I might have preferred a 'F the GOPe' mug, but this will do.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 29, 2015 01:43 PM (MbrzC)
Money management is not difficult, but it requires something in short supply nowadays, that is, common sense.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2015 01:43 PM (EmQQu)
Win lottery. Via a front company buy Gaylord's Chicago house. Bulldoze it and turn it into a nice park dedicated to all those who have lost their lives to gang violence.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 01:44 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 29, 2015 01:44 PM (FkBIv)
Guaranteed to at least double my money.
Smart right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 01:41 PM (AkOaV)
Can you put lottery tickets in your 401(k)? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:45 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Publisher's Clearing House is like that. If you win the big money, you have to sign a legal contract that they can use your first name with last initial, city, and video of yourself in their ads. With a 10 million dollar check in front of you, who is going to say no? I personally would try to disguise myself as much as possible.
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:45 PM (oiNtH)
Yes, I do. Here is another story. http://tinyurl.com/of7e93t
US Citizens are hosed. Even the Cayman's, a old favorite of mine, is closing accounts.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:46 PM (jJRIy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1y0loWFgc0
A slightly longer clip would have gotten to where Sky reaches the "shut up, she argued" point.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 29, 2015 01:46 PM (eejPc)
will counsel those who've suddenly inherited a royal buttload of money,
or won the lottery, or who have been showered by gifts by their
mysterious but strangely alluring billionaire boyfriend (heh) an how to
manage their windfall without pissing it all away.
Just in case one of those Nigerian princes actually does step up to the plate?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:46 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: the Matriarchy at December 29, 2015 01:46 PM (xEG7+)
394 @383
Yes, I do. Here is another story. http://tinyurl.com/of7e93t
US Citizens are hosed. Even the Cayman's, a old favorite of mine, is closing accounts.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:46 PM (jJRIy)
Why is this happening?
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 01:47 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Soona at December 29, 2015 01:47 PM (Fmupd)
Tschuss! Adios! Sweet dreams of striking it rich may they guide and empower me on the writing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 29, 2015 01:47 PM (fGCbW)
the big money, you have to sign a legal contract that they can use your
first name with last initial, city, and video of yourself in their ads.
With a 10 million dollar check in front of you, who is going to say
no? I personally would try to disguise myself as much as possible.
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:45 PM (oiNtH)
Or pick your nose for the entire time they're recording the video. Raise the ante on 'em.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:47 PM (oKE6c)
Guaranteed to at least double my money.
Smart right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 01:41 PM (AkOaV)
These folks bought a nice home in a small town, bought homes for their two grown children, and that was about it. I suspect they have passed on now, as they were not young people them, and neither were in the very best of health, and many years have gone by.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:48 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 01:47 PM (MQEz6)
government wants your money RIGHT HERE where they tax it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 01:49 PM (AkOaV)
would know they're wrong, and that they didn't build that.
Posted by: HRH Obama I at December 29, 2015 01:49 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Ok, that made me laugh out loud
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:49 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:46 PM (jJRIy)
Why is this happening?
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 01:47 PM (MQEz6)
The government is getting greedier/desperate for OPM, and so leaning on offshore banks. Oh, I'm sure they'll come up with some bullshit rationale (money laundering, etc.) but I think that that's the real reason.
Next up, as the apocalypse approaches apace: capital controls.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:49 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 01:47 PM (MQEz6)
Obama IRS and congress want to completely shut down US Citizens from having accounts off shore.
It is a YUGE problem for X Pats working abroad. This is one reason you are seeing a lot of people denounce their citizenship.
Stupid lefties.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:49 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2015 12:51 PM (gf8BH)
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alleged? alleged?? Seriously? Maybe she'll claim now that it depends on what the definition of the word 'affair' is, assuming everyone can get on the same page about the definition of 'is'. This exactly what needs to happen on tv when people try to slip shit like that past people during an interview, don't let it slide, jump on it, hard. Usually the person being interviews is so concerned about staying on a script of their own they don't stop to challenge crap like that an overtime morons that don't know any better actually end up believing sh1t.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 29, 2015 01:49 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 01:49 PM (oiNtH)
Then my day is complete!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:50 PM (oKE6c)
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Otherwise known as the best age.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 29, 2015 01:50 PM (MbrzC)
good for them for not being dumb with the money.
My step cousins dad won a state lottery a few years back. $2 mill or so.
Blew through it in like 6 months. It was absurd.
Bought all kinds of toys -- new truck, snowmobiles, motorcycles, etc. etc. and a new house
Ended up having to sell a lot of it (at a huge loss, I'd imagine) to pay his taxes and utilities on his house.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 01:50 PM (AkOaV)
Sure. Use it. Because I'll have no longer lived there since yesterday.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:51 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 01:52 PM (iQIUe)
With a hole lot of "Fuck you" money.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:52 PM (fu1JC)
Stupid lefties.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:49 PM (jJRIy)
Yes, I believe the IRS wants you to pay taxes on your entire foreign income, even if you hadn't set foot in the US for decades and are a full time citizen of your new country.
But they will kindly allow you to write off your foreign-paid taxes. Because they're nice like that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 01:52 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2015 12:55 PM (NOIQH)
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Which reminds me about another War on a Woman perpetrated by the left (both her character and her looks), anyone remember Linda Tripp?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 29, 2015 01:52 PM (MbrzC)
It's dumb tax decisions taht screw most of them.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:53 PM (jJRIy)
Convert to gold and put it back in the ground.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:53 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 12:55 PM (oKE6c)
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Yes. However this is almost always perpetually the case, they may take a few years of from a topic, but they always get back around to trying to rewrite things again and again.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 29, 2015 01:54 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 01:54 PM (iQIUe)
US Citizens are hosed. Even the Cayman's, a old favorite of mine, is closing accounts.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:46 PM (jJRIy)
Well, I am Canadian, and I am not under those restrictions. But say you won Powerball, you could go to those countries, and buy real estate, vacation homes. That shelters some wealth right there. Then, you could fly to your place in the Caymans with $9900 of gold in your pocket, and simply bury it in your garden there. Do that enough times, and you have a nest egg to live on there if you ever have to bug out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:56 PM (UsLZp)
It's not just income tax, it's estate avoidance. Remember the Revlon or Avon heir that renounced his citizenship and moved to Belize. Saved millions.
College changed the law because of that one act.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:56 PM (jJRIy)
your entire foreign income, even if you hadn't set foot in the US for
decades and are a full time citizen of your new country.
But they will kindly allow you to write off your foreign-paid taxes. Because they're nice like that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 01:52 PM (AkOaV)
The way it used to work is you got an exemption on the first $80 K or so (back when; probably more now), and then paid US and foreign taxes on everything over that.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:56 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2015 01:56 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 01:49 PM (oKE6c)
Also, now that most states have some sort of lottery/legal gambling, I've been predicting that we're not that far away from government licensed (and taxed) whorehouses.
Progressive government has an insatiable appetite for money that is never satisfied, and will only grow larger, never smaller.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2015 01:57 PM (EmQQu)
I've heard this too. Supposedly, Pablo Escobar actually came up with a built-in loss percentage for cash rotting, getting washed away, eaten by rats, and so on.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 29, 2015 01:57 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 29, 2015 01:57 PM (MbrzC)
Then you get arrested for "structuring" and do time in federal prison.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 29, 2015 01:59 PM (kpqmD)
I've been predicting that we're not that far away from government
licensed (and taxed) whorehouses.
I thought the feds took over a whorehouse in NV, and managed to bankrupt the business?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2015 01:59 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 01:08 PM (fu1JC)
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As would I, as would most anyone with decent head on their shoulders.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 29, 2015 01:59 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 01:59 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Soona at December 29, 2015 02:00 PM (Fmupd)
The "Madeline Albright Lounge" was not a hit.
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2015 02:01 PM (yddCj)
You say whorehouse. I say statehouse. Potato potahto.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 02:01 PM (fu1JC)
I've been predicting that we're not that far away from government
licensed (and taxed) whorehouses.
I thought the feds took over a whorehouse in NV, and managed to bankrupt the business?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2015 01:59 PM (YEelc)
Mustang Ranch. That's an urban legend, though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 29, 2015 02:02 PM (kpqmD)
Mustang Ranch or the Bunny Ranch?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 02:02 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at
Yes, the left savaged her. Her personal and professional information was leaked to the media which resulted in Tripp winning a lawsuit against the government. Every leftist "feminist" bashed her at every turn with even John Goodman playing her in repeated sketches on SNL.
Posted by: Cheri at December 29, 2015 02:02 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 01:17 PM (UsLZp)
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Unless you live in a state where it's required, you shouldn't claim it publicly, or if you can't setup an llc front, have it make the claim. That said it's a good idea not to tell anyone (friends etc), least for awhile.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 29, 2015 02:03 PM (MbrzC)
I've been predicting that we're not that far away from government
licensed (and taxed) whorehouses.
The government seized the Mustang Ranch because of Joe Conforte's failure to pay taxes (IIRC), but then ran it so poorly it lost money.
You've got to laugh. Only the government could lose money running a whorehouse.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 02:03 PM (oKE6c)
Not to mention the beast it feeds.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 02:04 PM (MQEz6)
Have your house on land. Put livestock on it. Apply for ag exemption.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 02:04 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 29, 2015 02:02 PM (kpqmD)
Really? I thought I'd read this somewhere.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 02:04 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 29, 2015 01:52 PM (MbrzC)
No, but I do remember John Goodman dressed in drag.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 02:05 PM (AkOaV)
I've
been predicting that we're not that far away from government licensed
(and taxed) whorehouses.
How soon we forget.
Posted by: Mustang Ranch, wholly owned subsidiary of the IRS at December 29, 2015 02:05 PM (eejPc)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 02:05 PM (oKE6c)
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The feds will take 39 or it maybe 42 percent now, then add your state.. in general take the Cash option figure *.50 and that's about what you'll have after the first tax filing, depending on your state, or how you arrange to 'collect' it you looking at keeping 58-50%.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 29, 2015 02:06 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 02:06 PM (iQIUe)
Not to mention the beast it feeds.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 02:04 PM (MQEz6)
The problem is the government's belief that the money you earn is theirs to spend as they see fit, and you should be grateful for any portion they permit you to keep for your own use. It's like having a wife.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 29, 2015 02:06 PM (kpqmD)
You've got to laugh. Only the government could lose money running a whorehouse.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2015 02:03 PM (oKE6c)
yes they did seize it, but the county yanked their business license, they auctioned it off, and the dude re-bought it.
Weird scheme.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 29, 2015 02:07 PM (AkOaV)
Then you get arrested for "structuring" and do time in federal prison.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 29, 2015 01:59 PM (kpqmD)
Out of your post taxes lump sum, you buy your house, your car, and what ever else you need. You only pay taxes on your property and any investment income. No problem when you already have 50 mil in the bank.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 01:59 PM (iQIUe)
Any government that can jail you for "structuring" is not above seizing bank accounts on some pretext. But obviously, if one were going to move cash or gold out of the country, one would not be making regular $9900 withdrawals from one's checking account, thereby triggering an investigation. Take out $100,000, and tell the bank you are buying gold to hold at home. That's currently legal, right? And once it's home, what you do with it is your business alone. Maybe you get off on tossing gold coins to strippers. You could even do that few times to create a myth. Then take chunks of your own gold with you to your offshore lairs.
Anyway, I'm done here. Stuff to do. Miles to drive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2015 02:07 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 02:09 PM (iQIUe)
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That's why you purchase citizenship elsewhere.
St.Kitts has a nice program if you've got cash, and are willing to throw 350-500k at a real property investment there.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 29, 2015 02:10 PM (MbrzC)
448 440 Gosh, it's like the income tax itself is the root of the problem.
Not to mention the beast it feeds.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 02:04 PM (MQEz6)
The problem is the government's belief that the money you earn is theirs to spend as they see fit, and you should be grateful for any portion they permit you to keep for your own use. It's like having a wife.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 29, 2015 02:06 PM (kpqmD)
Yes, the income tax and the beast it feeds.
Until they are gone we are all serfs.
Posted by: eman at December 29, 2015 02:11 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 29, 2015 02:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 29, 2015 01:59 PM (kpqmD)
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Yup. A boat or a private charter plane would actually be less risky way of moving it then structuring.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 29, 2015 02:15 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 29, 2015 02:18 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2015 02:19 PM (fu1JC)
Just wanted to say that as someone who used to work on campaigns, the idea that the DNC planted that guy in Bernie's camp is 100% believable.
Posted by: PJ at December 29, 2015 02:20 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: bour3 at December 29, 2015 03:11 PM (5x3+2)
Why do you let this crap go out on your website Fox?
Posted by: Igotnothing at December 29, 2015 04:32 PM (KY8WN)
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