aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
And so this is Christmas - Weirddave
It's not Christmas for me until I see this:
For those of you who are itching for political content this Christmas, your friends at Independent Journal are happy to help:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 25, 2015 11:00 AM (ptqRm)
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Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 11:08 AM (MQEz6)
3) "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings"
2) "God bless us, every one!"
1) "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 25, 2015 11:09 AM (DRmFJ)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 25, 2015 11:10 AM (A1Dcl)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at December 25, 2015 11:11 AM (laMCB)
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Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 25, 2015 11:13 AM (rJUlF)
I recorded "A Charlie Brown Christmas" and will view it tonight. It isn't Christmas without it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 11:14 AM (jR7Wy)
Now it's bland. Blech
Posted by: Clarney at December 25, 2015 11:14 AM (X1edi)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 25, 2015 11:15 AM (dIFwd)
Posted by: JTB at December 25, 2015 11:15 AM (FvdPb)
Buck and family.
Posted by: Buck Ofama at December 25, 2015 11:17 AM (GLFWg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 25, 2015 11:17 AM (rwI+c)
That political content, whatever it was, just shows up as a giant gray box for me. Perfect.
Here: Christmas Videos & Webworks
New Miracle at The Transfiguration Church,
Marietta Georgia December 12, 2015
by Maria Jorge
https://youtu.be/IO7JUcOrT6k
WestJet Christmas Miracle:
12,000 mini miracles
by WestJet
https://youtu.be/ME9PmSZedB4
Christmas with Millennials
The Daily Sunny - Ep 14
https://youtu.be/k_J0uSpM9ps
Merry Endangered Christmas
by Wild Bill for America
https://youtu.be/2DOnaNZV8hg
♥
And these sorta seasonal mindful webworks, in case you missed my previous self-plugolas:
Santa, Dear Friends
For those who may have come to doubt the old elf
A short article written 1988, webworked 1996
http://bit.ly/uPbosF
The Terrible Christmas Song
On a radar screen, a blip
A short (40sec) and sour video
Written in 1991, recorded and posted a few days ago
http://bit.ly/terrible-christmas-song
Journey to Bethlehem
It seemed such a simple journey when they started out.
Multi-panel comic from 2013
http://bit.ly/1p0lYeT
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: mindful webworker - jolly at December 25, 2015 11:17 AM (UOsvH)
Merry Christmas to one and all!
We had a great family gathering at my in-laws' last night -- perhaps the best ever -- with all but two of the clan present out to the grandkids' generation and the newest great-grandchild, our grandson.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2015 11:18 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)
The machine gun Christmas line is great because of the way Alan Rickman read it, particularly the "Ho, ho, ho!" part.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2015 11:20 AM (BK3ZS)
It's a "vine", but I ain't clinking on it to find out. It's probably one of those feel-good stories about a rapper getting shot in the mall.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 11:21 AM (k9qR4)
Posted by: wisenheimer, who mostly lurks nowadays at December 25, 2015 11:21 AM (qnhj2)
Currently watching a Christmas story during the lull between present opening and Christmas dinner.
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 11:22 AM (xDVhR)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 11:22 AM (NeFrd)
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Posted by: Hillary! at December 25, 2015 11:25 AM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 11:25 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: rickl at December 25, 2015 11:27 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 25, 2015 11:27 AM (A6ryA)
Did you know Alan Rickman is straight? Yeah, it's a Christmas miracle.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 11:27 AM (iQIUe)
Hope everyone is having a grand holiday with family. With no place-mat wars as the eggnog flows.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2015 11:31 AM (0yvhn)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 11:32 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 25, 2015 11:33 AM (Nwg0u)
After gifting fans with new posters, Colossus casting news and an annotated script page over the 12 Days of Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth saved the best present of the bunch for Christmas Day.
A new Deadpool trailer -- a violent, profanity-filled red band one -- debuted Thursday morning. Both have lots of action, humor, and Ryan Reynolds in Spandex.
NSFW
http://www.nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=ZIM1HydF9UA
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 25, 2015 11:33 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Zombie Charles Schulz at December 25, 2015 11:35 AM (dIFwd)
Great voice, she has,
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 11:36 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: oldbuffalo at December 25, 2015 11:37 AM (/pOl7)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 25, 2015 11:37 AM (VDc7u)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 25, 2015 11:39 AM (VDc7u)
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 11:39 AM (qUNWi)
They just brought out 2 body bags.
On Christmas Day. I can't even.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 25, 2015 11:41 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from CAnada at December 25, 2015 11:41 AM (XheMT)
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 11:41 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 11:42 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Clarney at December 25, 2015 11:42 AM (X1edi)
*****
That is the funniest thing I have read all year! I tip my hat to you.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 11:44 AM (NeFrd)
Donald J. Trump
Merry Christmas to all. Have a great day and have a really amazing year. Together, we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! It will be done!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 25, 2015 11:45 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 25, 2015 11:47 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 25, 2015 11:48 AM (FIrEF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 25, 2015 11:49 AM (LUgeY)
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Finally, a superhero movie that speaks to me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 11:51 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 25, 2015 11:51 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 25, 2015 11:51 AM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 11:52 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: goon at December 25, 2015 11:52 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 11:53 AM (qUNWi)
*Low Information Dog
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 11:53 AM (NeFrd)
Folks, there are some things from which you cannot return.
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at December 25, 2015 11:53 AM (3ZttN)
(The Little Brown Church In The Vale, Nashua, Iowa)
Merry Christmas to everyone!
http://www.pastorsoapbox.org/2015/12/a-radio-christmas.html
Posted by: jwb7605 at December 25, 2015 11:54 AM (DofIg)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 25, 2015 11:57 AM (uiVGU)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 11:58 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 11:58 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 25, 2015 12:00 PM (NHQQx)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 25, 2015 12:01 PM (u5gzz)
I'm watching Spectre. I'm starting to suspect that Ace's real name is Marco Sciarra.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 12:01 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 12:01 PM (MQEz6)
Never a holiday from the lectures!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 12:02 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: eleven
Should feel like Thursday. Christmas always fell on Thursday for as long as I can remember. Although all the days run together in an alcoholic blur of late. *hic* They love you when you're on all the covers, when you're not then they love another. *hic*
Where's that little asthmatic teen? Granny wants a cuddle.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 25, 2015 12:04 PM (NO4j+)
Posted by: goon at December 25, 2015 12:08 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Michael E. Mann at December 25, 2015 12:09 PM (NO4j+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 12:15 PM (iQIUe)
We did Christmas breakfast with the grandkids as they ripped open their presents from Santa in two minutes flat, then proceeded to bring their whirly-birds outside, still in their jammies with no coats on. I can't remember a Wisconsin Christmas that was this warm. One whirly bird is still on the roof, but as much as I love the grands, I'm not going up after it. That's why God made dads.
A quieter day awaits now, as they all trundle off to their other grandparents, then tomorrow is our big gift-giving whoop-tee-doo with the whole clan, to be followed on Sunday with celebrations at my mom's down in Illinois. 4 days of Christmas - who could ask for anything more?
I wish each of you the blessing of the One who came to save us all when we were gone astray.
Posted by: grammie winger, Unto us a Son is given at December 25, 2015 12:16 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: donna at December 25, 2015 12:16 PM (/dSsq)
Local paper ran 15 pictures, number nine was thugs mug shot.
WZ ran this picture.
http://tinyurl.com/zkpfj6u
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:16 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 12:18 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 12:18 PM (EITgj)
"How the heck does salt expire?"
Probably a food labeling requirement.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 12:18 PM (EITgj)
Yep. Salt does not expire, unless on tequila.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:19 PM (jJRIy)
Blessings of a future peace to those on the front lines here and afar ...
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at December 25, 2015 12:20 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 25, 2015 12:21 PM (bLhAC)
Posted by: I read Cream at December 25, 2015 12:21 PM (dIFwd)
Posted by: Oberlin College Snowflake at December 25, 2015 12:22 PM (Dwehj)
Since salt is a natural preservative I'm not sure how it can go bad. Hell, in Warlock salt was good to kill witches, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 12:23 PM (iQIUe)
I am getting old and very grumpy.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:23 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 12:24 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 12:24 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:26 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 12:28 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 25, 2015 12:29 PM (Nwg0u)
I think the cop that shot is ass is Black.
We do know the cop is a good shot. One shot and DOWN Bitch!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:29 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 25, 2015 12:29 PM (bLhAC)
But I am starting to use more sea salt now that I got edumacated about its meat tenderizing abilities.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 12:29 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 12:29 PM (MQEz6)
It's not Christmas until Ralphie shoots his eye.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 12:28 PM (FkBIv)
AND the dog's eat the turkey!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:30 PM (jJRIy)
Genuwine salt > sodium chloride.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 25, 2015 12:31 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 25, 2015 12:32 PM (bLhAC)
Posted by: Retiredleo at December 25, 2015 12:33 PM (N6kBr)
Yeah that's it. It's medicine!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:33 PM (jJRIy)
99
It's not Christmas until Ralphie shoots his eye.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 12:28 PM (FkBIv)
AND the dog's eat the turkey!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:30 PM (jJRIy)
And the cooks sing Jingle Bells in Chinese and cut the head off the Chinese Turkey!!
Posted by: Ralphie at December 25, 2015 12:33 PM (8aOqE)
Next second, bang, the rapper raps his last.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 12:33 PM (MQEz6)
Honey is another food stuff that doesn't go bad.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 25, 2015 12:32 PM (bLhAC)
I read that somewhere and bought many qts of the stuff. It does discolor some.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:34 PM (jJRIy)
Merry Christmas!
I got some good stuff, but not the Pie tree or tickets to PieLand that I was hoping for, maybe next year.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 25, 2015 12:34 PM (ODxAs)
Not a bad idea but they are a bit of a mess. I've got one but rarely use it. I use the disposables (NJoy or Zoom) and I like them. Last several days and when they're out, throw away, got get another for about the same price as a pack of smokes.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 12:36 PM (M0P3m)
This mall is in the North part of CLT and has basically turned into a Black mall. No kids under 18 are allowed in after 5:00 without a parent.
Thugs are us!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:37 PM (jJRIy)
It's been crushed under hundreds of meters of rock, heated to holy shit that's hot temperatures, and now some hipster is going to show a bit of it off to his emo rivals.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 12:38 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Zombie Rapper at December 25, 2015 12:38 PM (8aOqE)
I am getting old and very grumpy.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:23 PM (jJRIy)
Me too.... but it takes two to argue... and its usually the other one who starts it with me...
They don't realize that I am past being nice to idiots, just because the are weak idiots...
So if they want my company, then THEY need to figure out how to curb their own mouths during the holidays...
I no longer suffer fools gladly.... even if they are part of the family.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 25, 2015 12:38 PM (f7rv6)
Stan Lee Reads Twas The Night Before Christmas
https://youtu.be/8Y0Blx7128A
Merry Christmas, True Believers.
Posted by: mindful webworker - original MMMSer at December 25, 2015 12:39 PM (UOsvH)
Nip.... did'ja wake early and wrap the presents?
Buying your ex gifts for Christmas. You're a man among men, a Moron of the First Order.
As Irongrandpa would say. Hold your head HIGH!
But yeah, I'll join you in that drink, but for good cheer and Glad Tidings of Great Joy.
*CHEERS!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2015 12:39 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: chique testing testing at December 25, 2015 12:39 PM (v9gSJ)
EAT ME
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:39 PM (jJRIy)
99
It's not Christmas until Ralphie shoots his eye.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 12:28 PM (FkBIv)
AND the dog's eat the turkey!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:30 PM (jJRIy)
And the cooks sing Jingle Bells in Chinese and cut the head off the Chinese Turkey!!
Posted by: Ralphie at December 25, 2015 12:33 PM (8aOqE)
Its an AWARD!
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 25, 2015 12:40 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Linus Price Blair at December 25, 2015 12:40 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 12:41 PM (MQEz6)
#1 SIL said "I might be crazy, but I'm thinking about voting for Sanders."
I agreed with wholeheartedly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 25, 2015 12:41 PM (LUgeY)
Drew McCoy
@Salon.com - Even evilllll Walmart is closed. Why dont you guys take the day off too?
Salon.com 8:05 AM - 25 Dec 2015
Is Jesus birth worth celebrating? The dark subtext of the nativity scene http://slnm.us/JqVQR6b
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 25, 2015 12:41 PM (kdS6q)
Well it's good they got a screen capture cause it's gone from twitter. I suspect someone spoofed his account by way of password, because while I believe Neil Disgrace is dumb calling some girl bitch and telling her Santa ain't real is just a little farfetched, even for him.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 12:41 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 12:42 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 12:43 PM (k9qR4)
Merry Christmas, Horde!
Nip.... did'ja wake early and wrap the presents?
Jim, no I did not. I just could not get up the effort.
Sorry I let you all down. I set the alarm got up and looked at the paper and got so damn mad I went back to bed.
It was a mistake I am sure I will regret.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:43 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Oberlin College Snowflake
That ain't the only Monologue that is insenitive and offensive.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner, woman without a vagina at December 25, 2015 12:44 PM (NO4j+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 12:45 PM (U43cf)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 12:45 PM (MQEz6)
How much carbon are we going to have to burn to restore the Sherpas' traditional ocean environment? I best drive somewhere and do my part...
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 12:45 PM (OLNwX)
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/428980/christmas-scenes-strange-families
Posted by: Raul Johnson at December 25, 2015 12:45 PM (KZPpX)
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Jeez, Neal, you needn't try so hard. I've hated you ignorant, arrogant pass for years.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 25, 2015 12:46 PM (Nwg0u)
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Nip, it feels awful but you probably did the right thing. At least it didn't escalate into a shoot-out at the mall!
You can get together later when everyone's cooled off.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 12:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 12:46 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:46 PM (jJRIy)
She's your EX for a reason, or reasons. Damn good ones, I'd expect, too.
Remember, only the ones you love can get you that pissed.
And then, remember the love.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2015 12:46 PM (McRlu)
You can get together later when everyone's cooled off.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 12:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Yes, this. God works in funny ways and he always looks after fools and drunks.
I got both going for me.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:48 PM (jJRIy)
140 I have some of that stupid Hy salt I got at Costco.
I think Morton's Kosher salt is better.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:46 PM (jJRIy)
I have some in the form of a shot glass.
Have not tried it yet.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 12:49 PM (MQEz6)
Serious question, though: I've been meaning to make a fried rice recipe that is pretty daunting, with lots and lots of diced ingredients. I keep putting it off. I bought some diced ham that had a "use by", not "sell by" date on the package. I put it off so long that I threw it out and bought some new.
But this is not packaged raw meat in shrink wrap. It's vacuum sealed packaging. Does it really go bad beyond the "use by" date? It didn't look any different; while the shrink-wrapped meat starts turning gray within a few days past the "sell by" date.
Posted by: rickl at December 25, 2015 12:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 12:28 PM (FkBIv)
Heh. It's not Christmas until Hans Grüber falls from the 30th floor of the Nakitomi Tower.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 25, 2015 12:50 PM (DRmFJ)
Posted by: Abeulas Schlong III at December 25, 2015 12:50 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 12:51 PM (voOPb)
http://tinyurl.com/p5nmold
Posted by: stuiec at December 25, 2015 12:51 PM (G/C31)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 25, 2015 12:51 PM (F+xWX)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 25, 2015 12:52 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 25, 2015 12:53 PM (l2PR7)
And it's okay.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 12:53 PM (oYnPA)
Hippie women will buy a lot of stupid shit.
My son's sister in law, 35ish no husband, took the shit to Europe for his wedding.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:53 PM (jJRIy)
144 I'm sure the "expiration date" on salt is a stupid government regulation. Salt does not rot or decay. I would have no qualms about using salt that is millions of years old.
Serious question, though: I've been meaning to make a fried rice recipe that is pretty daunting, with lots and lots of diced ingredients. I keep putting it off. I bought some diced ham that had a "use by", not "sell by" date on the package. I put it off so long that I threw it out and bought some new.
But this is not packaged raw meat in shrink wrap. It's vacuum sealed packaging. Does it really go bad beyond the "use by" date? It didn't look any different; while the shrink-wrapped meat starts turning gray within a few days past the "sell by" date.
Posted by: rickl at December 25, 2015 12:50 PM (sdi6R)
Those dates come from lawyers and regulators. They might reflect some actual trends for the food products, but might just be a safe figure with ample safety margin.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 12:53 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 12:53 PM (voOPb)
I got both going for me.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:48 PM (jJRIy)
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And sailors. I was all three, walking around Chicago at night, alone (in my defense, I was a bit of a hick). And I'm still here! God was looking out for me, thus sparing me so that I could make posts on the future AoSHQ.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 12:54 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 25, 2015 12:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Well you sort of can, but your kids always show up for something.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:54 PM (jJRIy)
149 why would you want Himalayan salt in particular? is it free range gluten free vegan etc? mystical powers?
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 25, 2015 12:51 PM (F+xWX)
It's pink.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 12:55 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 12:55 PM (oYnPA)
Posted by: @votermom at December 25, 2015 12:55 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 25, 2015 12:52 PM
Sure hope not. Personally, I'm really tired of the stuff.
Posted by: Lot's wife at December 25, 2015 12:56 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 25, 2015 12:56 PM (F+xWX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 12:57 PM (voOPb)
Chicago at night, alone (in my defense, I was a bit of a hick). And I'm
still here! God was looking out for me, thus sparing me so that I
could make posts on the future AoSHQ.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 12:54 PM (jR7Wy)
Holy shit, you are a blessed man.
I got off on the wrong exit in South Side after telling my sons not to do it. It was summer and 90.
Our white asses had rob us all over it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:57 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 12:58 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 12:58 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 25, 2015 12:58 PM (F+xWX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 12:58 PM (FkBIv)
The TeeVee cooks/shills are pushing it. Duh.
But honestly, have you actually tasted it? It's got something like 200% more placebo than any other salt you've ever used.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 12:59 PM (k9qR4)
and hugs and prayers for those having a rough Christmas, or missing someone special today
Posted by: @votermom at December 25, 2015 12:59 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:57 PM (jJRIy)
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Very blessed -- I'm a she!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 12:59 PM (jR7Wy)
So Nip everything cool at the Nipster home?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 12:57 PM (voOPb)
Well sort of, no is here but me and I am almost out of vodka.
So this will be a problem later in the day.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 12:59 PM (jJRIy)
http://tinyurl.com/p5nmold
Posted by: stuiec at December 25, 2015 12:51 PM (G/C31)
WTF? Linus' monologue is what everything in the 'Charlie Brown Christmas' cartoon was building up to. IT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THE STORY!!
We indeed live in stupid times.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 25, 2015 01:00 PM (DRmFJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 12:59 PM (jR7Wy)
Any woman that can walk through Chicago at night is a better MAN than I am.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:00 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Methos at December 25, 2015 01:01 PM (ZbV+0)
Thanks, Hanukkah Harry!!!
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 12:41 PM (MQEz6)
I got a new frying pan.
I got Mrs. jwb a new DustBuster.
Just in case, I got her a TiVo Bolt, too, and rewired the house with a cat 5e jack by the living room television, because I'm now going to get a TiVo Mini and save $18 per month on cable box rentals.
Posted by: jwb7605 at December 25, 2015 01:01 PM (DofIg)
Rusty salt. What will they think of next?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 25, 2015 01:02 PM (LUgeY)
Merry Christmas everyone!
Posted by: Methos at December 25, 2015 01:01 PM (ZbV+0)
You are STILL not getting that blow job I owe you.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:02 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 01:02 PM (voOPb)
Brandon Finnigan B_M_Finnigan
Merry Christmas all from my family to yours.
[pic] https://twitter.com/B_M_Finnigan/status/680407982404837377
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 25, 2015 01:02 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Hillary! at December 25, 2015 01:03 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Goldman at December 25, 2015 01:03 PM (bU3IC)
And if you hate chopping veggies, go ahead and use some frozen chopped veggies. There are "Asian / stir-fry" ones.
Just make sure your gralic and onions are fresh, not frozen.
Posted by: @votermom at December 25, 2015 01:04 PM (cbfNE)
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Well, in the spirit of the holiday, let's just call it even then
Posted by: Methos at December 25, 2015 01:04 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 01:04 PM (XKi7Z)
They'll charge me with a-Salt with Batteries.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2015 01:04 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 01:02 PM (voOPb)
Yes, but I am thinking I have a bottle in my guest house.
Worst case? I know I have some everclear.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:04 PM (jJRIy)
Did that hack Tyson drunk tweet or what. Way to call a child a bitch.
*at WZ.
Any exciting Christmas miracles amongst the horde?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 25, 2015 01:05 PM (hlMPp)
packaging. Does it really go bad beyond the 'use by' date?"
I am pretty notorious around here for eating what everyone else considers "old and spoiled" food, horrifying them all in the process. I justify this as rehearsing for the Whatever Apocalypse, when being able to identify still salubrious foodstuffs will be a key survival skill. Things like package dating are very cautious, or else I would be pushing up daisies by now.
On something like that, while I wouldn't serve it to guests (taste and smell go off before it becomes actually unhealthful) I would cook the blazes out of it, throw it in with a bunch of other ingredients, and spice the lot of it heavily.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 25, 2015 01:05 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 25, 2015 01:06 PM (Dwehj)
Worst case? I know I have some everclear.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:04 PM (jJRIy)
Oh dear.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 25, 2015 01:06 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 01:06 PM (NeFrd)
Merry Christmas all from my family to yours"
I thought it would depict mini-CAC swaddled in a plaid map.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 25, 2015 01:07 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 01:08 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: rickl at December 25, 2015 01:08 PM (sdi6R)
So five six years ago, when I first got divorced, three of us newly single guys all worked all morning at church, kept our mines off the sadness, then we decided we had had enough and needed to drink.
None of our bars were open, then, because I am a really smart guy, ha ha, I thought, shit hotel bars have to be open.
We got hammered at the Hilton!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:09 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 01:09 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 01:10 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 25, 2015 01:10 PM (F+xWX)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:11 PM (jJRIy)
Just remember what proof that stuff is and pour accordingly. Please.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 01:12 PM (7v/r5)
*****
I tried that once.
Made my mashed potatoes point north.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 01:12 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:13 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 01:14 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 01:14 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 01:15 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:15 PM (jJRIy)
195 Up to almost three inches of snow on the deck now. Can no longer see the houses across the way (~150 yards) whiteout!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 01:08 PM (NeFrd)
Lucky. Shorts and a t-shirt.
I like it, but miss the snow.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 25, 2015 01:15 PM (hlMPp)
I only use salt wiped from the brow of Sherpas carrying Chef Hugh Acheson's cooking gear to base camp.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 01:15 PM (jR7Wy)
I saw a whale on horseback! And I've been waiting all night to post that just so somebody can say "Jesus, I want to see that horse."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 25, 2015 01:16 PM (YBRsJ)
That explains the oatmeal all over the kitchen this morning.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 25, 2015 01:16 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: @votermom at December 25, 2015 01:17 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 01:17 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:18 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: dufuss at December 25, 2015 01:18 PM (N6kBr)
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 01:18 PM (mxCgt)
It's just a wee whale.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 25, 2015 01:19 PM (LUgeY)
Wait, I thought Eris would be using salt wiped from the sweat of her crew of lithe and attentive cabana boys. She fessed up to those at one point.
Or is the Sherpa salt for guests?
Posted by: torquewrench at December 25, 2015 01:19 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 25, 2015 01:19 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: rickl at December 25, 2015 01:08 PM
I don't trust it, even vacuum sealed. I buy it, bring it home, cut it into sections, rewrap it, then it goes into freezer. Freezing it, like bacon, doesn't effect it much.
Both ham and bacon get this really, really slimy texture to the touch when they have been in frig for too long. Never wanted to test it on my stomach.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 01:19 PM (7v/r5)
Nip in an hour: I'm tipping a little feelsy!
Nip at about 3: may I please dogface to the banana patch?
Nip at 6: blerag addo fromulang abba abba.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2015 01:21 PM (kTF2Z)
Oriented north.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 25, 2015 01:21 PM (DRmFJ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 25, 2015 01:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 01:21 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: torquewrench at December 25, 2015 01:19 PM (noWW6)
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I use the Sherpa salt when I mix restorative margaritas for Fulgencio and Paolo.
The circle of life.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 01:22 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 01:21 PM (FkBIv)
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One of the cigars fell out.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 01:22 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2015 01:21 PM (kTF2Z)
There's honestly nothing like the feeling of egg-nog flavoured vomit stuck in your sinuses 15 hours after a really good Christmas party.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 01:22 PM (k9qR4)
Whales were a solid 3/8 mile out, so it's not like you're tempted to jump on or anything. But that's a lot closer to shore than I've seen before, and they breached and blew and rolled over just like in a life insurance ad (no actual flying through the air, but Sea World's closed, no?). And I got enough salt spray to spoil a book of matches in my pocket.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 25, 2015 01:23 PM (YBRsJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2015 01:23 PM (EX5wM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2015 01:23 PM (0yvhn)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2015 01:21 PM (kTF2Z)
I speak Spanish, don't be fvcking with me!
I think a few precooked pieces of Hormel bacon sounds good!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:24 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 25, 2015 01:24 PM (c7vUv)
****
Man, that's more coherent than I usually manage stone cold sober. I need a life.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 01:25 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 25, 2015 01:25 PM (DRmFJ)
It's not a high vacuum, and there's still plenty of water in there, too. When the package gets puffy, it's going. Not that it's stopped me, but it's probably better to toss it at that point.
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 01:26 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: @votermom at December 25, 2015 01:26 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 25, 2015 01:27 PM (DRmFJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 01:27 PM (FkBIv)
I saw a whale on horseback! And I've been waiting all night to post that just so somebody can say "Jesus, I want to see that horse."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 25, 2015 01:16 PM (YBRsJ)
Was it a SEA Horse?
Posted by: AquaMan at December 25, 2015 01:27 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 25, 2015 01:27 PM (DRmFJ)
Klaatu barada nikto
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 01:27 PM (FkBIv)
Necktie?
Posted by: Ashe at December 25, 2015 01:28 PM (f7rv6)
Far away from your grain.
Posted by: Ben Carson at December 25, 2015 01:28 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Gecko45 at December 25, 2015 01:28 PM (kTF2Z)
I found nothing in that comment that I could disagree with.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 25, 2015 01:28 PM (YJmuy)
****
The usual way. Starts to hang out with a new group of friends. Then starts to cut classes and maybe try a little marijuana. Next thing you know it's sporting a tramp stamp tattoo and a nose ring.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 01:28 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 25, 2015 01:29 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Mr. Carpenter at December 25, 2015 01:30 PM (IPirI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 01:30 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 01:31 PM (BDUyA)
Haven't seen the Grinch on TV this year, got to sing it twice in the car so far.
Posted by: DaveA at December 25, 2015 01:31 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Mel at December 25, 2015 01:32 PM (jJRIy)
****
The usual way. Starts to hang out with a new group of friends. Then starts to cut classes and maybe try a little marijuana. Next thing you know it's sporting a tramp stamp tattoo and a nose ring.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 01:28 PM (NeFrd)
and is suddenly an aspiring Rapper?
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 25, 2015 01:32 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 25, 2015 01:33 PM (FkBIv)
223 But for best results, you need to store your Himalayan salt in a pyramid-shaped container.
Oriented north.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 25, 2015 01:21 PM (DRmFJ)
Side or edge?
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:33 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 25, 2015 01:32 PM (f7rv6)
With a kid on the way we will be paying for
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:33 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2015 01:34 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:35 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 01:28 PM (NeFrd)
and is suddenly an aspiring Rapper?
Posted by: BB Wolf
Then it ends up stretched out on the floor of a shoe store.
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 25, 2015 01:36 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 25, 2015 01:36 PM (c7vUv)
IF we are lucky.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:36 PM (jJRIy)
Is the pitcher cold and deep?
Yer cut off, Mister ;--)
Posted by: fluffy at December 25, 2015 01:37 PM (nFBCQ)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:37 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:35 PM (jJRIy)
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Time to walk to the corner store, or a neighbor with a good liquor cabinet.
Do stores deliver on Xmas?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 01:37 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 25, 2015 01:37 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 01:37 PM (BDUyA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Tasty! Has a real wang to it.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 25, 2015 01:38 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 25, 2015 01:38 PM (Nwg0u)
260 Then it ends up stretched out on the floor of a shoe store.
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 25, 2015 01:36 PM (c7vUv)
IF we are lucky.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:36 PM (jJRIy)
Pants down! Don't shoot!
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:38 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: fluffy at December 25, 2015 01:40 PM (nFBCQ)
This could get ugly.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:40 PM (jJRIy)
This could get ugly.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:40 PM (jJRIy)
****
Burning times stash?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 01:42 PM (BDUyA)
Without salt, we wd all die. Salt.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 01:42 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 01:43 PM (IPirI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2015 01:44 PM (kTF2Z)
IF we are lucky.
Posted by: Nip Sip
If we're unlucky he ends up in the White House.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 01:46 PM (FkBIv)
He's got a pool. Better send the Coast Guard as well, just in case.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 25, 2015 01:46 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2015 01:44 PM (kTF2Z)
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And bring vodka and lots of ice!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 01:47 PM (jR7Wy)
DIY food poisoning burritos for an evening entertainment.
Posted by: DaveA at December 25, 2015 01:47 PM (DL2i+)
Add some cigarettes, soap, and toilet paper to the stockpile.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:47 PM (MQEz6)
Years ago I owned a building in a very sketchy area. I had a black shipping clerk, who was a really famous drummer, another story.
He had spent some time, 10 years, in jail for killing a guy. So one day this thug is breaking into one of our cars. I never knew the clerk cared a gun, but on this day he runs out back and yells, stop right there N++ger or I am going to kill you.
When another black calls you out I think it works. The guy fell to the grown and didn't move till cops got there. Oh, and the clerk would have killed him.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:47 PM (jJRIy)
Sounds like Casa Moo Moo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 01:47 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 01:33 PM (MQEz6)
Edge, of course. Has to be aligned with the earth's magnetic field for proper polarization.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 25, 2015 01:49 PM (DRmFJ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 01:49 PM (IPirI)
So five six years ago, when I first got divorced, three of us newly single guys all worked all morning at church, kept our mines off the sadness, then we decided we had had enough and needed to drink.
None of our bars were open, then, because I am a really smart guy, ha ha, I thought, shit hotel bars have to be open.
We got hammered at the Hilton!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:09 PM (jJRIy)
Crap! I missed it!
Not a bad idea. Rent a couple of rooms and a couple of cocktail waitresses.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 01:50 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 01:42 PM (BDUyA)
Well, yes. I had some vodka made for me when I was on ABC Board. I also had about six cases of Mt Gay rum.
The problem is my sons drink rum. None left.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:51 PM (jJRIy)
I have four buildings, three electrical bills and a fucking pool that NO ONE gets in.
Sounds like Casa Moo Moo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 01:47 PM (FkBIv)
ha ha. Where has that dickhead been?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:52 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 01:52 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:09 PM (jJRIy)
Crap! I missed it!
Not a bad idea. Rent a couple of rooms and a couple of cocktail waitresses.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 01:50 PM (lQqij)
Trust me we were so screwed up we could not have done a thing. We did take cabs home
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:53 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
*****
What? I'm just a forward-thinker.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 01:54 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:52 PM (jJRIy)
*****
He's been around, now as Monsieur Mew Mew. Seems to have chilled out some too.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 01:54 PM (BDUyA)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:54 PM (jJRIy)
This could get ugly.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:40 PM (jJRIy)
****
I'll bring the chips and dip. Ruffles okay?
Nip, you sound like my parents....minus the pool. Neither of them can swim.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 01:55 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
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Go for the slow, well-marbled ones. Better than Kobe beef!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 01:55 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 01:56 PM (IPirI)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 01:57 PM (IPirI)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 01:56 PM (IPirI)
****
Just spewed coffee all over laptop after reading that!!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 01:58 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 01:58 PM (k9qR4)
Oh, I can swim. Sr life guard in HS. Saved three people.
I still want to kill the asshole I pulled across a lake in TN.
You know, even young, pulling dead weight for an hour is really really awful.
I couldn't let him die, I did think about it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 01:59 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2015 01:59 PM (EX5wM)
Posted by: joncelli at December 25, 2015 01:59 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 01:57 PM (IPirI)
****
That's a schlong role in Pittsburgh.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 01:59 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 02:00 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 02:00 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 01:58 PM (k9qR4)
*****
Sure. Good wholesome fun for the whole family.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 02:00 PM (BDUyA)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 02:02 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: Some Lurker Guy at December 25, 2015 02:02 PM (fc61q)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 01:54 PM (BDUyA)
Heh. I thought it was someone socking him.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 25, 2015 02:02 PM (WWdgA)
God bless the Horde.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 02:03 PM (jR7Wy)
299 Lemonade, vodka and snow, hmmmm
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2015 01:59 PM (EX5wM)
Make sure it is lemonade.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 02:03 PM (MQEz6)
@298 Dude needs to buy you drinks for life.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 02:02 PM (lQqij)
White trash dickhead, probably a roofer. Haven't seen or heard from him in 40 years.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 02:04 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 02:00 PM (NeFrd)
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Fattening them up for the famine to come! Good thinking, Seamus.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 02:04 PM (jR7Wy)
*****
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 02:04 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 02:05 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 02:04 PM (NeFrd)
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What the Haeckel are you talking about?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 02:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 02:06 PM (lOqyn)
310 305
@298 Dude needs to buy you drinks for life.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 02:02 PM (lQqij)
White trash dickhead, probably a roofer. Haven't seen or heard from him in 40 years.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 02:04 PM (jJRIy)
Maybe one of his descendants will save the Earth from Alien invasion someday.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 02:06 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 12:28 PM (FkBIv)
That's no joke to me!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_t01_6a2kQ
Posted by: Moe Greene at December 25, 2015 02:06 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
*****
Two questions:
1. Do you have a well?
2. Do you know anybody named Timmy?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 02:07 PM (NeFrd)
They have about finished dinner and presents. Do I dare call them?
Pretty sure I know the answer, no fucking no, but I will accept varying opinions
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 02:07 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 02:08 PM (IPirI)
And who knows, they might have booze!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 02:09 PM (jR7Wy)
Pretty sure I know the answer,
****
Just keep in mind that you are soliciting life advice from a group of people who hang out here on Christmas Day and weight your decision accordingly.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 02:09 PM (NeFrd)
My dog's been acting weird all day. I think he's trying to tell me about about trouble.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 02:06 PM
That is not good. Weather? Wife offering a BJ? You feeling OK?
Sounds strange.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 02:10 PM (jJRIy)
A confused man who thought he was time traveling smashed his car through two businesses, say police.A Dodge Challenger plowed through two business in a Pensacola, Florida strip mall on Sunday morning, according to Pensacola News Journal.The driver sped through the intersection of North Davis Highway and West Fairfield Drive at approximately 10:50am and careened through the front door of Advanced Tax Services.The car then kept going, smashing through the wall and into the business next door, Pensacola Caskets.
Apparently, you really CAN'T avoid death or taxes.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 25, 2015 02:10 PM (oVJmc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Hrn2_LxDs
I want the one in the middle. You can't see it in the video, but in the photo I got with the e-mail, she has a splendiferous hourglass figure. Much, much better than any cheerleader.
Like the young woman I saw in the supermarket last night. Good Lord. I do believe my eyes bugged out a foot in front of my face like in the cartoons.
Posted by: rickl at December 25, 2015 02:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 02:10 PM (IPirI)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 02:11 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 02:13 PM (IPirI)
Posted by: Garrett at December 25, 2015 02:13 PM (6Ytlq)
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There's a code for that:
ICD-10-CM
H05.253 - intermittent exophthalmos, bilateral
(sound effects need to be coded separately.)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 02:14 PM (NeFrd)
1. Do you have a well?
2. Do you know anybody named Timmy? "
No. But he's sitting here loking at me like I've disapointed him.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 02:15 PM (x00r+)
327 How about I text them? A call could lead down a bad path.
What say you morons?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 02:11 PM (jJRIy)
Text instead?
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 02:16 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 02:18 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
Was he maybe expecting the latest iBone™ for Christmas instead of that squeaky stuffed squirrel you got him?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 02:20 PM (NeFrd)
He must not have hit 88 mph.
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 02:20 PM (w/iDp)
Perhaps he suspects that Jar of Peanut Butter wasn't really a gift for him?
Posted by: Garrett at December 25, 2015 02:21 PM (8iCj3)
I want the one in the middle. You can't see it in the video, but in the photo I got with the e-mail, she has a splendiferous hourglass figure. Much, much better than any cheerleader.
Like the young woman I saw in the supermarket last night. Good Lord. I do believe my eyes bugged out a foot in front of my face like in the cartoons.Posted by: rickl at December 25, 2015 02:10 PM (sdi6R) I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed. Nosiree, I'd find a way to make room for all four of them.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 25, 2015 02:21 PM (sOfzO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2015 02:21 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Dr. Paolo Brown at December 25, 2015 02:23 PM (8iCj3)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 02:23 PM (NeFrd)
No. But he's sitting here loking at me like I've disapointed him.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Get your wife to give him a ball rub. or this.
http://tinyurl.com/mysxrfv
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 02:23 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 02:24 PM (w/iDp)
http://tinyurl.com/nfr6r4v
Posted by: andycanuck at December 25, 2015 02:24 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, brimming with Christmas spirit at December 25, 2015 02:29 PM (Z58Xa)
I don't got no wife. Man you really to pay attetntion.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 02:29 PM (Dyegb)
. . . and then call the cops and report an active meth lab at their address. Anonymous of course.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 02:30 PM (lQqij)
@298 Dude needs to buy you drinks for life.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 02:02 PM (lQqij)
White trash dickhead, probably a roofer. Haven't seen or heard from him in 40 years.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 02:04 PM (jJRIy)
****
Best roofers are your illegals from El Salvador.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 02:31 PM (lQqij)
Puppy hoagies?
Posted by: president o'bumbles at December 25, 2015 02:32 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2015 02:35 PM (kt4OC)
No. But he's sitting here loking at me like I've disapointed him.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Get your wife to give him a ball rub. or this.
http://tinyurl.com/mysxrfv
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 02:23 PM (jJRIy)
I watched . . .
Why dear Lord did I watch . . .
Bet those babes never get asked out . . .
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 02:35 PM (lQqij)
Well isn't that dandy?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2015 02:35 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 02:36 PM (jR7Wy)
MERRY CHRISTMAS everybody!! I'm not complaining about the spring weather. Cold sucks.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 25, 2015 02:38 PM (yyIhP)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nhsegv8
At the moment, she is curled up next to me asleep.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, celebrating Christmas! at December 25, 2015 02:38 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Hey Hey we're the monkey at December 25, 2015 02:43 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 02:43 PM (MQEz6)
(That was for Fenelon. Mostly)
Posted by: Garrett at December 25, 2015 02:13 PM (6Ytlq)
Heh heh, I'll take some of that, Garrett! Drinking heavily and trying to fake it. Mostly dreaming of my morning escape. I know, I suck. (NOT in the "good" way, pervs)
Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2015 02:44 PM (kt4OC)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2015 02:45 PM (EX5wM)
Sitting around digesting after a very satisfying brunch. Milady made a kind of pudding-ish quiche, new recipe, different, but very tasty. With mushrooms-spinach-onions side dish. And bacon. Son said, so, mushroom, spinach, onion, bacon quiche... some assembly required.
Disassembly, reassembly, whatever, it was all good.
Attended by daughter, in-town son, out-of-town son, our dog, and out-of-town son's two dogs. Hearty party.
Just need to rest up a bit before tonight's dinner at daughter and in-town son's house. At the moment, we're thinking, dessert may be all we need tonight. And (finally) opening presents.
* excuse me *
Posted by: mindful webworker - satedly at December 25, 2015 02:46 PM (UOsvH)
Posted by: IC at December 25, 2015 02:46 PM (+3RH+)
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 25, 2015 02:47 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Goldman at December 25, 2015 02:50 PM (yKpKO)
Easy to overlook an explosive laden motorcycle. /sarc
Sadly one of the deceased was from my area.
When it comes to fighting Islamists we're damned if we do, damned if we don't.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 02:50 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: joey tribbiani at December 25, 2015 02:50 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: Golfman at December 25, 2015 02:50 PM (yKpKO)
Posted by: Panhandler at December 25, 2015 02:53 PM (ILwW3)
Posted by: Golfman at December 25, 2015 02:54 PM (yKpKO)
Now to go warm up the smoking bishop before friends drop by...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2015 02:56 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: Yogurt at December 25, 2015 03:01 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Auto Cucumber at December 25, 2015 03:01 PM (nFBCQ)
Maybe Mr Moo Moo's down the well!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 25, 2015 03:02 PM (DLIIY)
Man she warmed the hell out of my smoking bishop last night.
Or, she dropped a smoking bishop on my coffee table - It cleared the room.
Didn't know it was a beverage from Dickens era England.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 03:08 PM (7v/r5)
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/428980/christmas-scenes-strange-families
Posted by: Raul Johnson at December 25, 2015 12:45 PM (KZPpX)
Second that.
Posted by: m at December 25, 2015 03:09 PM (d4uu4)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 25, 2015 02:04 PM (NeFrd)
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What the Haeckel are you talking about?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 02:06 PM (jR7Wy)
I am told that, in English at least, orthography recapitulates philology.
(smirk)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2015 03:09 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 03:15 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 25, 2015 12:24 PM (FkBIv)
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The Off Duty Cop, in the Shoe Store, with the .40 Cal.
Posted by: Clue! at December 25, 2015 03:18 PM (/f6Nd)
OK, end of rant.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 03:23 PM (cDs+4)
*reads*
"A gift for You: A twelve-month Sanity-Maintenance membership!
From: Ace, the Cobs, Commenters, (and Lurkers)"
Aw, thanks guys! That was sweet!
Love ya!
Posted by: Emmie at December 25, 2015 03:24 PM (NttCy)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 03:08 PM
Stuff's practically addictive. All of my friends have started making it after I introduced them to it. It goes down waaay too easily. LOL
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2015 03:28 PM (pLwjI)
Puritans banned the celebration of Christmas in the 1670's because of all the drinking.
^^^^Buuuuuuuurrrrppppp^^^^^
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 03:28 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2015 03:29 PM (0yvhn)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2015 03:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Just a thought.
Or a wooden spoon across the knuckles and a stiff "There are other people here!!" might work better.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 03:29 PM (lQqij)
>>>136 If anyone hasn't seen Kevin Williamson's Christmas essay at NRO, check it out. It's fantastic:
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/428980/christmas-scenes-strange-families
Posted by: Raul Johnson at December 25, 2015 12:45 PM (KZPpX)
It's okay, but Williamson did the same thing that the Salon writer did: he said that Joseph just went along with what Mary said about the paternity of Jesus. Matthew 1 refutes this.
Posted by: baldilocks at December 25, 2015 03:30 PM (ys2UW)
Puritans banned the celebration of Christmas in the 1670's because of all the drinking.
^^^^Buuuuuuuurrrrppppp^^^^^
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 03:28 PM (cDs+4)
*******
Same guys that would shoot their guns in the air during Sunday services INSIDE the church.
'Course the roofers were happy . . .
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 03:32 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 03:29 PM (lQqij)
Yeah, that's kind of my thinking. My husband says to just let him be, it's only a few times a year, but he's not going to learn any younger...
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 03:32 PM (cDs+4)
I see some names I haven't seen in quite a while. Nice to see y'all - (looking at you, Miss Peaches).
Posted by: Chi at December 25, 2015 03:37 PM (mUsVF)
Posted by: bananaDream at December 25, 2015 03:37 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: bananaDream at December 25, 2015 03:40 PM (Ag8Mw)
Eat up, my pretty Hordelings! *cackles*
I'm sorting through, reading, and discarding the ziggurat of magazines on my coffee table -- my gift to myself, a table I can put a coffee cup down on -- and came across Issue 22 of "RECOIL". Editor Iain Harrison has a pointed editorial on gun grabbing and our "salesman in chief": "The countries you so admire instituted the collective punishment of thousand of their most upstanding citizens -- people who had done no wrong, but nevertheless had their lawfully held property confiscated under penalty of law and threat of violence. I myself was forced to hand over my own pistols or face 10 years in prison... So to co-opt one of your own figures of speech, Mr. President, let me make this quite clear. I will not comply."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 03:42 PM (jR7Wy)
God bless the Horde.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 02:03 PM (jR7Wy)
Ho...er...Horde Christmas.
Posted by: baldilocks at December 25, 2015 03:42 PM (ys2UW)
Ted Cruz had another engagement?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2015 03:42 PM (qES5k)
In Orthodox services, the service right after the Midnight service on Easter morning has as the Gospel reading this very passage.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2015 03:42 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 12:59 PM (jR7Wy)
Right on, sister! How long since you've transitioned.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 25, 2015 03:45 PM (NO4j+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 03:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: lead at December 25, 2015 03:47 PM (iRmli)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 25, 2015 03:45 PM (NO4j+)
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Still tucking, girlfriend! Hope to have everything finalized by Valentine's Day.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 03:47 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: m at December 25, 2015 03:56 PM (d4uu4)
Remember the show 'Nip Tuck'?
I'm expecting any day now some program called 'Tuck Snip'.
Back in the 80's there was a movie 'Car Wash' that was so outlandish it was a laugh riot. Today, it looks like it was torn from the front pages; the homosexuality, the transvestite, the angry muslim convert, a bomber, the leftist pot smoking Mao spouting kid, STDs, etc.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 04:01 PM (7v/r5)
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