Washington Post Permits Cartoonist to Go After Ted Cruz's Five and Seven Year Old Daughters, Claiming That If They're In an Ad, They're "Fair Game"
Now Pulled

Here they are depicted as monkeys.

Tell me, if Obama's daughters were, hypothetically, in his most famous campaign ad, the 30 minute ad he ran on most networks on the eve of the 2008 election, would they be "fair game" too?

Note, this is all entirely hypothetical, I'm sure.

But just check out Obama's Most Famous, Costliest Ad from minute 19 to 20.

Probably one of the most watched ads of all time.

You know what I see there?

"Fair game," according to the Washington Post. That's what I see there.

Pulled Down, Now With This Bullshit Explanation: "I Didn't Look At It."

Right, right, right.

I know you looked at it -- you seemed to have required her to write a defense of the cartoon in order to give it "context" and make it acceptable.

I am having a lot of trouble believing that a hot piece like this, so controversial the cartoonist had to pre-justify her own stupid doodle with a written explanation, gets past the editors without people taking a look-see.

I mean it's a frickin' cartoon. You know -- a scribbling for babies and illiterates. Who doesn't have the time to look at a doodle?

Anyway, it's gone, and here's some self-exculpating bullshit, which also seeks to exculpate the cartoonist.


Editor’s note from Fred Hiatt: It's generally been the policy of our editorial section to leave children out of it. I failed to look at this cartoon before it was published. I understand why Ann thought an exception to the policy was warranted in this case, but I do not agree.

He seems to be saying there's a good reason for Ann to think this was an "exception" -- because Cruz' kids were in a ad.

Okay, well Obama's kids were also in an ad -- would the liberal Fred Hiatt agree, or at least "understand," why people might think that also serves as a "warranted" "exception" to justify an attack on his kids?

Note my point is not to go after Obama's kids. I never go after his kids. I have no reason to do so.

But this liberal game of piously claim Democrats' children are completely off-limits, while concocting "warranted exceptions" for Republicans' kids (every Republicans' kids, pretty much -- ask the Bush Twins and Palin Kids), is infuriating beyond my capacity to express.


Open Thread.

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Posted by: dealkiller at December 22, 2015 07:41 PM (eNtNY)

2 I'm shocked really. Totally out of character for the press.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 07:41 PM (z/Ubi)

3 Ban-Bait?

Posted by: Not Prudent At This Juncture at December 22, 2015 07:41 PM (8aOqE)

4 Yeah, the cartoon is beyond insulting.

If Ramirez had done this cartoon about Obama and his kids, there would be rioting mobs at his door demanding his head.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 07:42 PM (5p18q)

5 Could they also be safely depicted as dancing monkeys?

Also, could Chelsea be depicted as a flying monkey?

Posted by: pep at December 22, 2015 07:42 PM (LAe3v)

6 Obama and the MSM set the bar low; no reason we can't or shouldn't play by the rules they set. Well no reason except the GOPe is nothing but a bunch of feckless invertebrate fools.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 22, 2015 07:42 PM (60Vyp)

7 Recall how the Clintons went ballistic when a reporter said that they had "pimped out" Chelsea, by that time a fully grown woman.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 22, 2015 07:43 PM (r1fLd)

8 Then Chesea and the family is totally in range too. She went to Honalulu to campaign in 2008

Posted by: Picric at December 22, 2015 07:43 PM (QnQ+g)

9 Where are the jokes about Barry and Mooch letting Malaria work as an intern on "Girls" last summer?

What parents in their right minds, etc., etc., etc.

"Hey, Dad, Lena and I are BFF's now. Guess what she taught me on set this summer?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2015 07:44 PM (FsuaD)

10 This calls for the video of that scene from one of the Pink Panther movies with the blind organ grinder and the monkey. IMHO.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 22, 2015 07:44 PM (kCfMX)

11 Strychnine and Malaria are the little lionesses and MUST NOT be mocked ever.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 07:44 PM (g8Hfr)

12 I look forward to the slew of cartons making fun of Salmonella and Malaria and their inherited resting bitch faces. Because that's fair now, right?

Oh, RIGHT -- Standards for thee but not for me, one of the credos of the morally bankrupt and treasonous Left.

Posted by: acethepug at December 22, 2015 07:45 PM (RHPFv)

13 Remember, kids, it's not Hate if you do it to a Class Enemy.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 22, 2015 07:45 PM (kCfMX)

14 Well, the nazis portrayed Jews as rats, so why shouldn't the Washington Post portray the children of Conservatives as monkeys?

Posted by: mrp at December 22, 2015 07:45 PM (JBggj)

15 Chelsea is preggers with another punishment. Hope she doesn't decide to abort in the ninth month.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2015 07:45 PM (FsuaD)

16 Lighten up Francis. Things are going to get A LOT worse, no matter who is the candidate.

Posted by: Pupster at December 22, 2015 07:45 PM (Owq+b)

17 Well Palins minor daughters were fair game too, so...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 07:46 PM (AkOaV)

18 When single standards are good, double standards are twice as good.

Posted by: The Washington Post at December 22, 2015 07:46 PM (8ZskC)

19 3 Posted by: Not Prudent At This Juncture at December 22, 2015 07:41 PM (8aOqE)

The overton window on bannability shifts ever sporadically but unrelentingly towards "no mercy for the hypocritical bastards"...

I was ahead of the power curve at tepid, I don't push the limits here...

Howard Cossell PBUH got a pass I never would....

I call Lad10077 "Monkey" at times.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 07:46 PM (g8Hfr)

20 Scum

Posted by: JR at December 22, 2015 07:47 PM (JZ/Fn)

21 If someone were to literally replace just Ted Cruz's face on that cartoon with Obama's, how would the Post justify the race card? Because they absolutely would.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 22, 2015 07:47 PM (2lndx)

22 My daughters are home for the holidays, laughing and chatting in the hallway. There is nothing that makes me happier.

Posted by: pep at December 22, 2015 07:47 PM (LAe3v)

23 MSM Delenda Est.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 22, 2015 07:47 PM (0NdlF)

24 So has the cartoonist called for them to get raped like these 'oh so caring' frakweasels did with Palin's daughter?

May the pineapple of love encrusted with rusty razor-wire and feces stained nails be rammed up their fourth point of contact and twisted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 07:48 PM (B9up3)

25 I can't see the cartoon because I've reached my limit for WaPo articles this month...in more ways than one.

Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2015 07:48 PM (GgxVX)

26 Well, the thing is that the Right, White, Racist America is the only source of racism, so we deserve it.

Hey! You! Get back on your knees!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 07:49 PM (9YDUz)

27 12 Posted by: acethepug at December 22, 2015 07:45 PM (RHPFv)

The left's hypocrisy is bothersome but you know what launches me like a damn rocket?

"Minisoota nice" pretending that the left did not have a 53 card deck of race cards no matter how restrained we were in the face of leftbats posting rape slash fics WRT the Arctic Fox back in '08...

I welcome my enemies being enemies, God spare me my "friends" and "allies" trying to inflict one hand clapping rules of order.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 07:49 PM (g8Hfr)

28 And Joe Biden sexually assaults under-aged females in front of cameras...

Posted by: But so what at December 22, 2015 07:50 PM (7wyDO)

29 Oh, so it's okay to depict Hispanic kids as monkeys?

The Russian government had to apologize to the US recently when some five and ten sold a cutting board that depicted Obama as a monkey.

I'm having trouble keeping up with these rules.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 07:50 PM (AkOaV)

30 One more year of having the Obama brats rolling their eyes and letting us all know how bored they are with all of us, and this country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2015 07:50 PM (FsuaD)

31 Yeah, I remember the lengths to which the MSM went to protect Bristol Palin from ridicule.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 07:50 PM (8ZskC)

32 Remember: The MSM is very, very concerned about keeping things classy, and avoiding crude insults.

Posted by: despair at December 22, 2015 07:50 PM (VrdxH)

33 >>>blind organ grinder and the monkey<<<<

I believe that was his "minkey".

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at December 22, 2015 07:51 PM (tEDMc)

34 And Obama is an adult. And the US president.

But that's horrific and unacceptable.

But some 5 year old Hispanic girl?

Sure, no problem. Shit, we'll even print it in a major US newspaper and laugh about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 07:51 PM (AkOaV)

35 At least they're getting pretty well slammed in the comments.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 07:51 PM (LUgeY)

36 Oh, so it's okay to depict Hispanic kids as monkeys?

WHITE hispanics. Keep your race cards straight!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 22, 2015 07:51 PM (2lndx)

37 This was an international incident:

http://tinyurl.com/h5lx25j

WaPos story? Well, that's funny!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 07:52 PM (AkOaV)

38 24 Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 07:48 PM (B9up3)

If there's one thing the leftbats and communards get Anna it is "no enemies to my left..."

they would rage as one were we to treat Chelsea "Fido" Klintoon like Bristol...

of course a lot of "GOPers" were just ducky with the Palin fest.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 07:52 PM (g8Hfr)

39 Sven, was I classy in stating what my desired outcome should be for these types of political hacks and whores?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 07:52 PM (B9up3)

40
Quite the justification by that wench. Didn't take her 10 seconds to come up with that one.

I think hillary used her grandbaby in some event, so that little monkey is fair game too? Nah, its a one way street with the Leftists.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 07:52 PM (ODxAs)

41 I believe that was his "minkey".

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living


Zat's what I said. 'Minkey.'

Posted by: Insp. Clouseau at December 22, 2015 07:53 PM (9YDUz)

42
Did she give a twitter defense of her double standard?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2015 07:53 PM (ODxAs)

43 That cartoon is about as funny as stage 4 lymphoma

Posted by: weew at December 22, 2015 07:53 PM (O1uuu)

44 39 Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 07:52 PM (B9up3)

Plenty, far more restrained than the darker angels of my nature feel towards the media class...

I am scarce because there are only so many polite ways to infer you want to go Vlad Tepes on them as a whole.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 07:54 PM (g8Hfr)

45 I would not have a problem with the cartoonist doing anything they want. Just identify yourself as the liberal or conservative you are. Don't try to pass yourself off as an unbiased defender of the 'truth'.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 22, 2015 07:54 PM (MNgU2)

46 Ace just banned the Washington Post from the Internet.

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 07:55 PM (jBuUi)

47 The message from the Washington Post rings clear as a bell:

Conservatives are subhuman.

Posted by: mrp at December 22, 2015 07:56 PM (JBggj)

48 46 Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 07:55 PM (jBuUi)

In Soviet Amerika internet bans YOU!

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 07:56 PM (g8Hfr)

49 Funny how this twat only broke her cardinal rule for the Bush kids and Cruz's children.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 22, 2015 07:56 PM (tCjRC)

50 I'm gone for the day, I'm having trouble with my computer, and about to leave the library.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 22, 2015 07:57 PM (kCfMX)

51 When the left says "the gloves are off," that means THEIR gloves are off. And they can punch below the belt too. But we, their opponents, as always must wear big puffy boxing gloves and play by "the rules" -- rules that only apply to us.

Also the ref is crooked. And the tape has been edited.

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2015 07:57 PM (jBuUi)

52 Did she give a twitter defense of her double standard?

Not yet.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 22, 2015 07:57 PM (2lndx)

53 Ace wont even let us call Mooch a wookie.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 07:58 PM (8HTq1)

54 Last year someone in the GOP commented on the Obama kids at a White House press event looking bored and not dressing in an appropriate manner.

The media went nuts saying that the kids were "off limits" even though they were standing there as political props.

Source: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/nov/29/obama-daughters-outrage-gop-staffer-sparks-backlas/

Posted by: gitarcarver at December 22, 2015 07:58 PM (BGgKk)

55 So a girl points me at the cartoon.

I says, "how do we know the monkeys are supposed to be his kids?" I says.

She says "It's in an article about how he uses his kids as props".

I says, "Oh". And then I sees the WaPo scrunt defending attacking Cruz's kids.

So I guess we know where they stand.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 22, 2015 07:58 PM (1xUj/)

56 >>Chelsea is preggers with another punishment. Hope she doesn't decide to abort in the ninth month.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I'm so proud.

Posted by: Turk E Baster at December 22, 2015 07:58 PM (c7vUv)

57 Don't worry, guys.

Rinsed Prius is on it.

Sternly worded letter to be issued forth.

Stand back.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 07:59 PM (9YDUz)

58 Well if it wasn't for double standards, they wouldn't have standards at all.

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 07:59 PM (IPirI)

59 This is one of those things that reflect so much worse on those that are laughing. Go ahead WaPo.... laugh it up. All you know-betters on the coasts and in college. Just keep laughing. You'll never see the schlong of doom until it's too late.

Posted by: Yip at December 22, 2015 07:59 PM (e7T6D)

60 I miss the Obama WitchDoctor Posters.

Those were great.

Posted by: Garrett at December 22, 2015 07:59 PM (NkNar)

61 She's got another one of Cruz where he's naked (or mostly naked), sitting "Indian style" while banging on a drum with his hands.

Cartoonist chick is Swedish, so this sort of dumb ethnic humor is all she's got, apparently.

Posted by: Y-not at December 22, 2015 08:01 PM (t5zYU)

62 I hope Cruz holds a rally outside the WaPo HQ

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 08:01 PM (5p18q)

63 I usually don't get upset by the faux outrages in our politics, but this really is... something.

Not so much that the kids are in a political ad. Just that we've been lectured ENDLESSLY by the media about how politicians families are off limits, and that any portraying of Obama in any kind of racial stereotype is BEYOND BAD AND ABSOLUTELY OFF LIMITS.

They just broke both of those rules and think its fine.

Fuck that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 08:03 PM (AkOaV)

64 They deserve a black eye inducing pimp slap followed by a challenge to a duel.

DNC kids are off limits but the DNC can go after oppo todlers?

donkey punch these fuckers #war!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 22, 2015 08:03 PM (A1Dcl)

65 They STILL say Chelsea is off-limits.

Schlong them.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 08:03 PM (oVJmc)

66 political cartoon*

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 08:03 PM (AkOaV)

67 Sven, and once they arrive at the Hell on Earth they themeslves have created will scream in horror and wailing "This is not what I intended."

Dear puerile propagandists of Socialism; with every word, with every action, with every thought, and every stroke of the artist's pen you have created this Hell. For you serve a great lie that is in conflict with every aspect of a good life. You celebrate racism by calling it diversity. You celebrate death by calling it euthanasia. You celebrate the silencing of opinions by calling people racists. You shall reap what you have sown.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 08:03 PM (B9up3)

68
If Chelsea's monkey turns out to be a two-headed baby in a jar, will we get to see pics?

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2015 08:04 PM (HgMAr)

69 Here they are depicted as monkeys.

Actually, they seem to be depicted as little Barky's ... which is as low as one can go.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2015 08:04 PM (zc3Db)

70 Fuck that paper in particular.

Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2015 08:04 PM (DL2i+)

71 Did she give a twitter defense of her double standard?

Not yet.


She gave a WaPo defense:

http://wapo.st/1QG5fRW


TLDR version, she's awful.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 22, 2015 08:04 PM (1xUj/)

72 The Washington Compost is not worth the manure that it is printed with.

Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at December 22, 2015 08:04 PM (BO/km)

73 The WaPo has moved the goal posts. So I guess Sushi and Malaria are fair game? Malaria *does* turn 18 next year.

Remember Letterman's "joke" about one of Palin's daughters being raped? Good times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2015 08:05 PM (FsuaD)

74 67 Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 08:03 PM (B9up3)

My K-Pot cover had a simple "My Heaven is a Great Hell and I have walked through the front door" on it...

one day people like me will be allowed to pay evil unto evil...

the scolds will clap.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 08:05 PM (g8Hfr)

75 Meanwhile, Michele Obama's mother is wrapping up her seventh year of Freeloading in the White House.

Posted by: Garrett at December 22, 2015 08:05 PM (NkNar)

76
They STILL say Chelsea is off-limits.

Schlong them.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
....................

My schlong tells me Chelsea is off-limits, too.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2015 08:06 PM (HgMAr)

77
"Also, could Chelsea be depicted as a flying monkey?"
No.Comparing theevil spawn of Clintonto a great, classic film character? Out of the question, though I get the analogy. The monkeys were pretty evil.

Posted by: uroquoit at December 22, 2015 08:06 PM (l7KgR)

78 They also said Trig Palin was 'fair game.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

79
Remember Letterman's "joke" about one of Palin's daughters being raped? Good times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2015 08:05 PM (FsuaD)

Oh, joking about 15 year olds being raped is hilarious.

Not to mention their non stop judging about Palins 17 year old daughter getting pregnant.

Its hilarious to joke about teen pregnancies and to rub it in the face of a minor child that she made a mistake!

TOTALLY HILARIOUS!

But mention Chelsea Clinton or the Obama girls or even Obamas WIFE and you're a horrific human being.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 08:07 PM (AkOaV)

80 Does this mean we can already stop talking about the Donald and schlonging?

That was quick.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at December 22, 2015 08:07 PM (/zyrl)

81 53 Ace wont even let us call Mooch a wookie.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 07:58 PM (8HTq1)


And don't EVEN get started on the Klingon stuff!

Kah Blah!

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 22, 2015 08:07 PM (f7rv6)

82 Ann Telnaes' is such a great cartoonist that she makes me want to punch her animated drawing of herself.

Good job. So much cartooning.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:07 PM (Z/8dZ)

83 It's regrettable that Donald Trump's use of the term 'schlonged' has led to this.

Posted by: Jeb's Communication Director at December 22, 2015 08:08 PM (oFSUK)

84 Ace wont even let us call Mooch a wookie.

It's unfair to wookiees.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

85 The Washington Compost is not worth the manure that it is printed with.

Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at December 22, 2015 08:04 PM (BO/km)

I buy one copy of the Sunday Washington Compost in mid-December, and it is perfect firestarter material for my woodstove until the next December!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:08 PM (ftVQq)

86 And don't EVEN get started on the Klingon stuff!

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 22, 2015 08:07 PM (f7rv6)


Originally, Lt. Worf was the only blog-accepted term. Then the standard changed one day ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2015 08:08 PM (zc3Db)

87
But mention Chelsea Clinton or the Obama girls or even Obamas WIFE and you're a horrific human being.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 08:07 PM (AkOaV)


Well... luckily... I have embraced my horribleness... or is it horribility?

I now LIVE for it... I don't just want to be horrible.... I want to make it an Art Form!

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 22, 2015 08:09 PM (f7rv6)

88 Her real picture is worse, to be fair. She does that weird "I'm smiling with my mouth closed because I have terrible teeth" thing.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:09 PM (Z/8dZ)

89 A couple of years ago, Princess Chelsea was quoted as saying she didn't know *anyone* among her chic Manhattan crowd who wasn't "pro-choice."

I hope her newest fetus stays perfectly healthy all the way through nine months.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2015 08:09 PM (FsuaD)

90 She gave a WaPo defense

Yeah, I don't think she's responding to anyone there, I think that's the initial posting of the cartoon.

Interestingly, the "next story" that the Post hawks at the bottom of the page is 2015 begging to be let go early "while I still have a shred of decency". It's a Tom Toles cartoon. I don't *think* it's a response to the Telnaes.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 22, 2015 08:09 PM (2lndx)

91
I demand a DNA test on Chelsea's progeny.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at December 22, 2015 08:09 PM (OiFtZ)

92 *OF COURSE* they're grotesque hypocrites and thugs.

It's funny because I was just thinking that Cruz might be the one to understand how much the enemy the MFM is, and that they need to be *openly* treated as the opposition, *in detail* with quotes and references and donation figures.

That won't get through to everyone, but it will get through to some. There are moderately intelligent people who are just ignorant.

Hopefully Cruz demands these people explain themselves in public, in detail, and we can either see them cower or expose their hypocrisy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 08:10 PM (bLnSU)

93 Didn't like giving that a click, but had to see. When I started the article, I thought she was going to criticize another artist, but before I got through reading her lame self-justification, I saw her cartoon.

I used to follow Telnaes when she had a regular editorial cartooning gig. Admired her clean style, but by the time her regular gig ended, I was getting pretty sick of her.

I see she's still a sicko.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tooning in at December 22, 2015 08:10 PM (ACs58)

94 If we're outraged that they're depicted as monkeys, are we being racist or have we appropriated cultural stereotypes or what? I know it's bad, whatever we're doing.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 08:10 PM (oFSUK)

95 Of course this is totally acceptable! There's no such thing as racial abuse against Caucasian males! Can't happen! Ask the CEO of Sam's Club, Rosalind Brewer! She does it all the time! No problemo!

Posted by: Chas at December 22, 2015 08:10 PM (l7KgR)

96
Chelsea was next to the World Trade Center during the attack, and deserves a measure of respect from the American people.

Posted by: Sir Edmund the Rodham at December 22, 2015 08:10 PM (OiFtZ)

97 You celebrate the silencing of opinions by calling people racists. You shall reap what you have sown.


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 08:03 PM (B9up3)

When?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 22, 2015 08:10 PM (QPdNE)

98 Yeah, that crude, uncivil Trump guy......

I'm embarrassed.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 22, 2015 08:11 PM (WWdgA)

99 WaPo scrunt's 'justification' is just a rationalization. She wanted an excuse to treat Cruz with less humanity than she demands for her favored subjects, so she invented the rationale.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 08:11 PM (oVJmc)

100 >>It's unfair to wookiees.


Not to mention Patrick Ewing.

Posted by: Garrett at December 22, 2015 08:11 PM (NkNar)

101 If you go to the article you can email the author. Click the envelop by her name. Polite but firm. Take it down it is an embarrassment.

Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 08:11 PM (BTnAK)

102 >>Meanwhile, Michele Obama's mother is wrapping up her seventh year of Freeloading in the White House.

Like mother, like daughter.

Posted by: Aviator at December 22, 2015 08:12 PM (c7vUv)

103 Left wing press is despicable

Yeah 5 & 7 year olds are so political

Really FOAD is too good for you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Himanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 08:12 PM (voOPb)

104 97 Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 22, 2015 08:10 PM (QPdNE)

When Ed "Poppin Fresh" Morrissey finally breaks open the seal and cries "HAVOK LET LOOSE THE SVENS OF WAR!"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 08:13 PM (g8Hfr)

105 Ted Cruz's kids are Condi Rice and Allen West?

Posted by: Clarney at December 22, 2015 08:13 PM (dgO4h)

106 11 Strychnine and Malaria are the little lionesses and MUST NOT be mocked ever.
-----
I like that Sven

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 08:13 PM (voOPb)

107 "It's funny because I was just thinking that Cruz might be the one to
understand how much the enemy the MFM is, and that they need to be
*openly* treated as the opposition, *in detail* with quotes and
references and donation figures."

At the moment, I think the one that REALLY gets it is Mrs. Cruz.

Posted by: mrp at December 22, 2015 08:13 PM (JBggj)

108 Amuses me to end, the fact that the Witches of Salem Radio insist that the Left is just another group of inconvenient siblings that can be ignored with a wave of the hand.

But those TEA partiers! They're such a singularity of evil! Point and shame! Point and shame!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 08:13 PM (9YDUz)

109 Meanwhile, Michele Obama's mother is wrapping up her seventh year of Freeloading in the White House.

Wouldn't surprise me if she were getting paid, as well.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 08:14 PM (oFSUK)

110 Six US servicemen/women dead in Afghanistan, and either CNN or MSNBC were gaga over Jugears sinking a 40' putt.

Which brings me to, "what if Boooosh..."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2015 08:14 PM (FsuaD)

111 100 Posted by: Garrett at December 22, 2015 08:11 PM (NkNar)

THAT was the one that got me at the Lukewarm joint....

"Patricia Ewing"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 08:14 PM (g8Hfr)

112 Heh......

The fuck Fey is doing "The Essentials" on TCM. Somehow, Osborne doesn't seem too enthused about it.

Huh......

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 22, 2015 08:14 PM (WWdgA)

113 More hatred in the little finger of a Leftist than in a convention of conservatives.

Posted by: rrpjr at December 22, 2015 08:15 PM (s/yC1)

114 Six US servicemen/women dead in Afghanistan, and either CNN or MSNBC were gaga over Jugears sinking a 40' putt.

What if I told you I dedicated that putt to them?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 22, 2015 08:15 PM (oFSUK)

115 106 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 08:13 PM (voOPb)

Gracias, I hate the international "Obama" clan whose Patriarch seemed to set up spawn on multiple continents like a demon seed McDonald's

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 08:16 PM (g8Hfr)

116
The only time I've ever been embarrassed was when Huma refused to give me a reach around after a spat over her husband's schlong photos.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Millhouse Clinton at December 22, 2015 08:16 PM (OiFtZ)

117 What's the deal with Ray Romano driving around with the quintessence of why he won't appear on college campuses anymore?

Posted by: Clarney at December 22, 2015 08:17 PM (dgO4h)

118 In before the Scorpion!

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 22, 2015 08:17 PM (9xFD7)

119 If Cruz pours a bucket of piss on the cartoonist, they are even.



Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 08:17 PM (MQEz6)

120 " There's no such thing as racial abuse against Caucasian males!"

Except that Cruz is Cuban...

Seriously though, seeing this all I can think of are the really, really, realllllly racist Latin American cartoons that portray afro-Caribbeans as monkeys.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:17 PM (Z/8dZ)

121 Does your monkey bite?

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 22, 2015 08:18 PM (9xFD7)

122 >>
Gracias, I hate the international "Obama" clan whose Patriarch seemed to set up spawn on multiple continents like a demon seed McDonald's
Posted by: Sven S Blade

A regular Johnny Marxistseed.

Posted by: Aviator at December 22, 2015 08:18 PM (c7vUv)

123 It appears they *have* taken it down, with a slightly weaselly non-apology.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 08:18 PM (bLnSU)

124 All politicians use their kids as political props.

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 08:18 PM (MQEz6)

125 Let's be honest here. Jugears McFuckwit *does* have monkey ears.

There. I said it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2015 08:19 PM (FsuaD)

126 It never fails to amaze to see what matters to the Propaganda Press and what does not. I cannot wait for next seasons hit show to begin, President Cruz; The Reckoning. WaPo and NYT writers, editors and owners will no doubt have much to answer for, after a hard fought Reconquista.

Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2015 08:19 PM (+RF8x)

127 So lame. The comments I read were unanimous in their disapproval of the dull cartoonist.

Why did she feel the need to justify herself? Own it, jerk.

And Ted Cruz's kids are adorable and his wife is attractive.

Posted by: chique testing testing at December 22, 2015 08:20 PM (+wjl1)

128 In before the Scorpion!



GET OVER HERE!

Posted by: Scorpion at December 22, 2015 08:20 PM (dcCJA)

129 It appears they *have* taken it down, with a slightly weaselly non-apology.

Posted by: Merovign


That would totally satisify the zealotry of the left had the situation been reversed, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 08:20 PM (9YDUz)

130 123 It appears they *have* taken it down, with a slightly weaselly non-apology.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 08:18 PM (bLnSU)

uh I still see it up

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 08:21 PM (AkOaV)

131 A cartoonist could have had a field day with Amy Carter. Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2015 08:21 PM (FsuaD)

132
Oh, RIGHT -- Standards for thee but not for me, one of the credos of the morally bankrupt and treasonous Left.
Posted by: acethepug at December 22, 2015 07:45 PM (RHPFv)

Remember, some GOP staffer lost her job for tweeting that Obama's girls were inappropriately dressed.

And I blame the GOPe for that. The Left crudely insults the GOP and they never apologize. Or if they do, it's one of those "I'm sorry you were offended" non-apologies.

A Republican insults a Dem and 20 other Republicans rush to a mic to condemn the Republican and grovel and demand resignations.

I hope Cruz doesn't let this pass, the way Dubya ignored insults to his family. The left needs to start getting called on their shit-throwing.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 22, 2015 08:21 PM (P8951)

133 The hypocrisy is cold. The irony is deep.

Posted by: Some Feller from Arkansas at December 22, 2015 08:21 PM (KSP4V)

134 123
It appears they *have* taken it down, with a slightly weaselly non-apology.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 08:18 PM (bLnSU)

Cartoon is still up on Ace's link

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 08:21 PM (5p18q)

135 And Ted Cruz's kids are adorable and his wife is attractive.
Posted by: chique testing testing at December 22, 2015 08:20 PM (+wjl1)

to be fair, she's no Mrs Rubio.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 08:21 PM (AkOaV)

136 Cruz should refer to the WaPo from now on as "_________"

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 08:22 PM (MQEz6)

137 O/T: From Instapundit:
Last minute gift ideas
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/222118/

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 08:22 PM (5p18q)

138 Ann Telnaes tries to sink as low as her colleague Gene Weingarten. Dirtbags.

Posted by: gp at December 22, 2015 08:22 PM (mk9aG)

139 as one of the Washington Post commenters said, after all, they mocked Sarah Palin's kid for having the temerity to be alive.

Posted by: chique testing testing at December 22, 2015 08:22 PM (Pby3z)

140 All politicians use their kids as political props.

Posted by: eman
--------------

Uh... well, not me. You know, the drug busts, the DUI's. People might misinterpret those youthful hijinks as reflecting on me. So, no.

Posted by: Al Gore at December 22, 2015 08:22 PM (oFSUK)

141 124 All politicians use their kids as political props.

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 08:18 PM (MQEz6)


To a point, correct.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 22, 2015 08:23 PM (WWdgA)

142 >>> Let's be honest here. Jugears McFuckwit *does* have monkey ears.

Do you really think so?

Posted by: Dumbo at December 22, 2015 08:23 PM (AfsKp)

143 >>to be fair, she's no Mrs Rubio.

Trump takes this round.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2015 08:23 PM (/tuJf)

144 Cool cartoon WaPo.

Posted by: President Barry at December 22, 2015 08:23 PM (LYCUN)

145 It appears they *have* taken it down, with a slightly weaselly non-apology.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 08:18 PM (bLnSU)
Cartoon is still up on Ace's link

They took the comments down fer sure.

Posted by: gp at December 22, 2015 08:23 PM (mk9aG)

146 A cartoonist could have had a field day with Amy Carter. Yeesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
--------------

Is there a more 'used' child/prop than Chelsea?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 08:24 PM (oFSUK)

147 Cruz should refer to the WaPo from now on as "_________"

Posted by: eman


The Uniparty Minstrel Show.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 08:24 PM (9YDUz)

148 So we can characterize Obama's kids as monkeys too, right? After all, all's fair.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 08:24 PM (heN73)

149 uh I still see it up

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 08:21 PM (AkOaV)



Not on my planet. All I see is the note from the editor about it being inappropriate and the comments.

It isn't adblock doing it, either, checked.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 08:25 PM (bLnSU)

150 Looking at the cartoon again, I notice she just did a copy, paste, resize for the smaller monkey.

So, hypocritical, crude, and lazy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fine tooning at December 22, 2015 08:25 PM (ACs58)

151 Is there a more 'used' child/prop than Chelsea?


Well...

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 22, 2015 08:25 PM (dcCJA)

152 Still up for me.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:25 PM (Z/8dZ)

153 "I can't believe they portrayed Mohammed as a monkey!"

Seriously, after all the MFM has aided and abetted, being portrayed as a monkey is nothing. Ask Ambassador Stevens.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 08:26 PM (w/iDp)

154 Now it's down

>>>Editor's note from Fred Hiatt: It's generally been the policy of our editorial section to leave children out of it. I failed to look at this cartoon before it was published. I understand why Ann thought an exception to the policy was warranted in this case, but I do not agree.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 08:26 PM (AkOaV)

155 >>> So we can characterize Obama's kids as monkeys too, right? After all, all's fair.

Im sceptical that he fathered both of them.

Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2015 08:26 PM (AfsKp)

156 They took it down, with a backtrack from the "editor". The comments are slamming them, big time.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 22, 2015 08:27 PM (WWdgA)

157 Artist's email is still working.

Posted by: Redinabluestate at December 22, 2015 08:27 PM (d2cvo)

158 >>> Let's be honest here. Jugears McFuckwit *does* have monkey ears.

Do you really think so?
Posted by: Dumbo


And he's a commie!

Posted by: Trumbo at December 22, 2015 08:27 PM (FkBIv)

159 All politicians use their kids as political props.

But not all of them.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 22, 2015 08:27 PM (w/iDp)

160 Not on my planet. All I see is the note from the editor about it being inappropriate and the comments.

It isn't adblock doing it, either, checked.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 08:25 PM (bLnSU)

I was refreshing but my browser must have been being an asshole and cached it.

I downloaded it either way. Figured it would be down eventually

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 08:27 PM (AkOaV)

161 154 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 22, 2015 08:26 PM (AkOaV)

NOW THAT is a hand on editor...

or you know he says "just nut punch the right" and goes to the corner bar

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 08:27 PM (g8Hfr)

162 Wouldn't surprise me if she were getting paid, as well.
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 08:14 PM (oFSUK)

Yeah, especially since they originally brought her along to help take care of the dancing monkeys...er, I mean, girls.

That was mean. I denounce myself.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 22, 2015 08:27 PM (cDs+4)

163 I am not watching 27 minutes of BHO. I had to turn it off after the first phrase.

Posted by: rickl at December 22, 2015 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

164 Apropos the previous thread, this is why I have no problem with politicians who "don't have the courage" to run for president, when they have children. Rather than a lack of courage, it may be a surfeit of wisdom.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 22, 2015 08:28 PM (2lndx)

165 Yeah well if you hate us for hating then you are the H8rs!

Posted by: Libtard Logic at December 22, 2015 08:28 PM (NmlNQ)

166 They probably took it down 15-20 minutes ago, that's when I first looked. Some of you haven't refreshed yet.

It was never up for me. Someone somewhere will have a copy (Twitchy, probably) in short order.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 08:28 PM (bLnSU)

167 Fred did not agree because he isn't completely nuts like ann.

Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 08:28 PM (BTnAK)

168 "And Ted Cruz's kids are adorable and his wife is attractive."

Mrs. Cruz works at Goldman Sachs.

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone.

Doesn't get much uglier than Goldman.

Relative to the employee headcount at GS, that firm probably donated more money to Barack Obama than any other company in America.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 22, 2015 08:28 PM (noWW6)

169 155 Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2015 08:26 PM (AfsKp)


How ya doin?

//P Ewing esq

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 08:28 PM (g8Hfr)

170 They've taken it down.

Editor's note from Fred Hiatt: It's generally been the policy of our editorial section to leave children out of it. I failed to look at this cartoon before it was published. I understand why Ann thought an exception to the policy was warranted in this case, but I do not agree.

Failed to look at it... or thought you could get away with it?

Posted by: mindful webworker - toonful at December 22, 2015 08:28 PM (ACs58)

171 The hypocrisy is cold. The irony is deep.


and there is no bottom.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 22, 2015 08:28 PM (9xFD7)

172 Clicked the link, but see nothing other than the eds note.
I guess they took it down? Reading a few comments there, i guess there was an article, too?

Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 08:28 PM (mUsVF)

173 Yeah it is down now.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 08:29 PM (5p18q)

174 Cruz should refer to the WaPo from now on as "_________"

----------------

The Joseph Goebbels wing of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 08:29 PM (oFSUK)

175 154-it was down for me too. And the comments were unanimous that it was completely hypocritical and inappropriate. That shocked me more than the cartoon could have-it's the Post!!??

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2015 08:29 PM (7q2ch)

176 Looking at stuff before publication - isn't that his job??

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 08:29 PM (IPirI)

177 It's gone.

Hit Control + F5

"Editor's note from Fred Hiatt: It's generally been the policy of our editorial section to leave children out of it. I failed to look at this cartoon before it was published. I understand why Ann thought an exception to the policy was warranted in this case, but I do not agree."

But that shit, I don't understand in the slightest.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 08:29 PM (9YDUz)

178 She also said that kids of politicians are off limits unless, like the Bush twins whom she also mocked in cartoon form, they were engaging in grown up activities. So I'm sure she had a field day with Biden's druggie kid(s? ), right?

Uhuh.

Posted by: chique testing testing at December 22, 2015 08:29 PM (Pby3z)

179 AAAnnnnnd...first thing I see on WaPo's website? Headline:"The Quiet Impact of Obama's Christian Faith".

Puke.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 22, 2015 08:30 PM (cDs+4)

180 I sincerely hope that Trump is the one to respond to this. Cruz would be way too civil.

Posted by: FCF at December 22, 2015 08:30 PM (kejii)

181 i hate these people.


That is all I have.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 08:31 PM (jJRIy)

182 ">>>Editor's note from Fred Hiatt: It's generally been the
policy of our editorial section to leave children out of it. I failed to
look at this cartoon before it was published. I understand why Ann
thought an exception to the policy was warranted in this case, but I do
not agree."

"An exception to the policy" ... From all of the accounts I've read, the Cruz and his daughters were warm and funny. Ted Cruz actually seemed ... human. Can't have that, said the Left. Crush Kill Destroy


Posted by: mrp at December 22, 2015 08:31 PM (JBggj)

183 So how much gets published at the Post without editorial control?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

184 Posted by: torquewrench at December 22, 2015 08:28 PM (noWW6)

Mrs Cruz' association with Goldman Sachs bothers me more than a little!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:31 PM (ftVQq)

185 I understand why Ann thought an exception to the policy was warranted in this case and I happen to agree but then I thought about the optics and hypocrisy.

Posted by: Fred Hiatt at December 22, 2015 08:31 PM (LYCUN)

186 Not on my planet. All I see is the note from the editor about it being inappropriate and the comments.

It isn't adblock doing it, either, checked.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 08:25 PM (bLnSU)

*******

So the comments about their piss poor Editorial choice and lack of any kind of class are the problem here. Got it Wapo. You must have a lot of class, because you haven't used any of it yet.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 22, 2015 08:32 PM (QBgii)

187 2
I'm shocked really. Totally out of character for the press.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 07:41 PM (z/Ubi)

How you you know, you are dead.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 08:32 PM (jJRIy)

188 Judge denies Mall of America's request for a restraining order preventing #BLM from protesting on their premises tomorrow, one of the busiest shopping days of the year because thug rights to harass shoppers and shout racist slogans outweighs the property owner's, the lessors', and the shoppers' rights to go about their business unharassed.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2015 08:32 PM (Nwg0u)

189 I hate these fuckers.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 22, 2015 08:33 PM (5fvBZ)

190 I sincerely hope that Trump is the one to respond to this. Cruz would be way too civil.

Cruz' could be an understated skewer. Trump's could be fun, too, but in a different way.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 08:33 PM (w/iDp)

191 "I understand why Ann thought an exception to the policy was warranted in this case, but I do not agree."

Well that's a bullshit apology.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:33 PM (Kqit+)

192 Posted by: torquewrench at December 22, 2015 08:28 PM (noWW6)

I'm not going to regard her as evil because of the company she works for. I doubt she personally donated to Obama.

I used to work for one of the largest Pharma companies in the world. Pretty sure they donated to Dems.

Posted by: chique testing testing at December 22, 2015 08:33 PM (Pby3z)

193
179 AAAnnnnnd...first thing I see on WaPo's website? Headline:"The Quiet Impact of Obama's Christian Faith".

Puke.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 22, 2015 08:30 PM (cDs+4)

Holy cow.

That fucker is about as Christian as the Sultan of Brunei.

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 08:34 PM (MQEz6)

194 So, I know how the head Ewok feels about the "C" word and I happen to agree but I feel like it's entirely appropriate here.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 22, 2015 08:35 PM (LYCUN)

195 Judge denies Mall of America's request for a restraining order

They don't have control of their property? Do I have to let them in to my home, too? Details will be intere3sting.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 08:36 PM (w/iDp)

196 Sen. Cruz's little girls are absolutely adorable and display cheerful bubbly personalities unlike the two mopes currently residing in the WH. Those two channel their mother and dour racist granny

Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2015 08:36 PM (JSovD)

197 In Jeff Bezos Washington comPost not only are Cruz' kids "fair game" after the entire msm warned the interwebs off Ovomit's kids but today a big sloppy wet kiss for guess who? Yes, just in time for Christmas this charming story of Ovomit's CHRISTIAN FREAKIN FAITH! I cannot believe the chtuzpah they expect to cram down our throats like we are blind idiots. Only look if you have a strong stomach...http://tinyurl.com/hqjydaf

Posted by: Voter/ConsumerUnit#985731 at December 22, 2015 08:36 PM (pxwEr)

198 If I were Cruz, I'd challenge the editor to a duel.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 08:36 PM (9YDUz)

199 191 "I understand why Ann thought an exception to the policy was warranted in this case, but I do not agree."

Well that's a bullshit apology.
Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:33 PM (Kqit+)

I think that is all these people know to do-they never bothered to learn the reason for an apology-to understand that you, personally, caused someone else, personally, pain. That you regret having caused them pain, and you are going to do your darnedest NOT to cause them pain again.

These are the fake apologies that moms require their toddlers to say when they have caused grievance, and need to "learn a lesson." But they never bother to teach them what the lesson is.

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2015 08:37 PM (7q2ch)

200 "The Quiet Impact of Obama's Christian Faith".

Incredibly quiet.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 08:37 PM (w/iDp)

201 Wonder....does Ann have kids?

Posted by: Clarney at December 22, 2015 08:37 PM (dgO4h)

202 Don't get dragged down to their level. It's so wrong you don't have to do much but just point and face palm.

Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 08:37 PM (BTnAK)

203 195 Judge denies Mall of America's request for a restraining order

They don't have control of their property? Do I have to let them in to my home, too? Details will be intere3sting.
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 08:36 PM (w/iDp)

I warned you assholes about "public accommodations" but did you listen?

Nooooo

Posted by: zombie Barry Goldwater at December 22, 2015 08:37 PM (AkOaV)

204 Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 08:36 PM (w/iDp)

All your property are belong to us!

Posted by: #BLM Diversity Coordinator at December 22, 2015 08:37 PM (ftVQq)

205 Tens of thousands of Christians slaughtered or exiled by the JV squad on Barry's watch.

Quiet? Very quiet.

Posted by: mrp at December 22, 2015 08:37 PM (JBggj)

206 They probably took it down 15-20 minutes ago, that's when I first looked. Some of you haven't refreshed yet.

It was never up for me. Someone somewhere will have a copy (Twitchy, probably) in short order.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 08:28 PM (bLnSU)

I got it on the first try, and I'm not exactly tech savvy.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 08:38 PM (heN73)

207 What I hate is seeing fox and other 'conservative' media attacking conservatives. Or are they showing true colors after all these years? I never watch or listen to, or read 'news' anymore. I am a total internet/blog animal.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2015 08:38 PM (b+df9)

208 "The Quiet Impact of Obama's Christian Faith".

Incredibly quiet.



Just enough to not be mocked ... wait ..

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 22, 2015 08:38 PM (9xFD7)

209 So, I know how the head Ewok feels about the "C" word and I happen to agree but I feel like it's entirely appropriate here.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens


Yep, she's definitely a creep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 08:38 PM (FkBIv)

210 This continues to bolster the clear case that the media is the crucible and direction center of contemporary leftism.

The Democrat party is simply the technical political action and engagement arm of the media (and by 'media' I'm including entertainment and 'education' publishing establishment.)

Posted by: LeBron Horowitz at December 22, 2015 08:38 PM (SnIuD)

211 202 Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 08:37 PM (BTnAK)

It sure worked out for Presidents Bush, McCain, and Romney...

if the left wants to go scorched Earth in all matters great and small why not meet them fire for fire sword for sword?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 08:38 PM (g8Hfr)

212 Don't get dragged down to their level. It's so wrong you don't have to do much but just point and face palm.

Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 08:37 PM (BTnAK)

One of the reasons we are where we are today in this country is because too many people have tried to be too fucking nice to the scum that are destroying this country.

The scum should be mocked, scorned, humiliated, whatever it takes. If anybody doesn't want to do that, fine, step aside.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 08:39 PM (heN73)

213 Pro tip. The media is Legion.

Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 08:40 PM (BTnAK)

214
191 "I understand why Ann thought an exception to the policy was warranted in this case, but I do not agree."

Well that's a bullshit apology.
Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:33 PM (Kqit+)

It isn't an apology at all. It is just a weak excuse for an explanation.

There is no expression of regret, no taking of responsibility, no acknologement of harm, no promise to learn from this and not repeat it, etc.

It is their try at a Sith mind trick.

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 08:40 PM (MQEz6)

215 I'm not advocating Violins, but...


( remainder of post self-deleted in the name of Decency, Sanity, and other stuff )


as a footnote to this non-post, I'll note that the Left intends to rid the world of anyone who disagrees and anyone who does not sufficiently support them

Posted by: John Stuart Moop at December 22, 2015 08:40 PM (8CdUx)

216 The hypocrisy of the left disgusts me. We were berated over and over again that "family is off limits" by Obama and the MSM during 2008 (even while TV hosts fantasized about Palin's daughters being raped by baseball players).
And now this with Cruz's daughter.
Meanwhile if you bring up the fact that Obama's girls go to Sidwell & Friends with gourmet food while MO pushes b.s. "healthy lunches" on our kids or that his girls have armed guards to protect them, but our kids are expected to be sitting ducks in "gun free zones," well you're a *monster* because family is OFF LIMITS.

But just as infuriating to me is how the GOP just effing TAKES this double standard without pushing back whatsoever.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at December 22, 2015 08:40 PM (KgGd7)

217 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 08:38 PM (g8Hfr)


Wouldn't be prudent!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:40 PM (ftVQq)

218 What I hate is seeing fox and other 'conservative' media attacking conservatives. Or are they showing true colors after all these years? I never watch or listen to, or read 'news' anymore. I am a total internet/blog animal.
Posted by: Eromero


Fox is sensitive about their motto "Fair and Balanced."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 08:40 PM (FkBIv)

219 It sure worked out for Presidents Bush, McCain, and Romney...

if the left wants to go scorched Earth in all matters great and small why not meet them fire for fire sword for sword?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 08:38 PM (g8Hfr)

*****

And Dole. Let us not forget 4 hour Bob.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 22, 2015 08:40 PM (QBgii)

220 They don't show the cartoon at the provided link. Maybe they took it down?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 22, 2015 08:40 PM (kpqmD)

221 Or are they showing true colors after all these years?

Fox might be going the 'FOXe' route, the willing punching bag in exchange for invites to all the parties. I don't watch, either, but that's the impression I get from ace's snippets.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 08:40 PM (w/iDp)

222 "The Quiet Impact of Obama's Christian Faith".


Vs

Religion is the real problem: Donald Trump, Ted Cruz and GOP demonize Muslims, but too afraid to take on the real truth

-Salon

(Hint: The Real Truth = All religion is bad, especially Christianity!!11!)

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:41 PM (Kqit+)

223
>Don't get dragged down to their level. It's so wrong you don't have to do much but just point and face palm.<

That's my ISIS strategy!

Posted by: Hillarious Clinton at December 22, 2015 08:41 PM (q4hvt)

224 217 Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:40 PM (ftVQq)

The GOP needs a time machine to go back 36 years and find their balls.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 08:41 PM (g8Hfr)

225 "[Obama] is about as Christian as the Sultan of Brunei." Only leftists get to decide who is a true Christian and who is a true Muslim.

Posted by: gp at December 22, 2015 08:41 PM (mk9aG)

226 Sen. Cruz's little girls are absolutely adorable and display cheerful bubbly personalities unlike the two mopes currently residing in the WH. Those two channel their mother and dour racist granny
Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2015 08:36 PM (JSovD)

I used to chalk up Thing 1 and Thing 2's unpleasant personas to being pre-teen/teenagers. However, they never seem to change. I know MY parents would have put some serious whoop-ass on me for less than that.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 22, 2015 08:41 PM (cDs+4)

227 Yes...yes....

Let the rage wash over you.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:42 PM (Kqit+)

228

I saw Fair Game open for Jews Eating Christmas Cookies at the Palladium in 1989.

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 08:42 PM (rHiI3)

229 There's the update.

Aaaaaand it's gone!

http://tinyurl.com/l2u4t39

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 22, 2015 08:42 PM (kpqmD)

230 Only leftists get to decide who is a true Christian and who is a true Muslim.

Posted by: gp


And who America 'is', apparently.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 08:42 PM (9YDUz)

231 Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 08:40 PM (w/iDp)

You bet Brit Hume and Dr Kraut never miss an A-List party!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:42 PM (ftVQq)

232 "I understand why Ann thought an exception to the policy was warranted in this case, but I do not agree."

Well that's a bullshit apology.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:33 PM (Kqit+)

I actually didn't think it was so bad, even though I'd love to see them all beheaded.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 08:42 PM (heN73)

233 Fred Hiatt if you were a man of integrity you would shit can that cartoonist. But you aren't & you won't. You are sorry you got caught

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 08:43 PM (voOPb)

234 191
"I understand why Ann thought an exception to the policy was warranted in this case, but I do not agree."



Well that's a bullshit apology.

Posted by:at December 22, 2015 08:33 PM (Kqit+)

Yeah, and also our delivery people fvck kids. I don't agree, but shit what am I going to do?

Posted by: MSM at December 22, 2015 08:43 PM (jJRIy)

235 219 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 22, 2015 08:40 PM (QBgii)

I used to respect that we were the classier party...

no seriously, and then right around the time Beijing Billy had the war room and they went after Dole I started being less amused...

I'm now at the point I know the GOP is either a ball-gagged masochist with a lubed up 4th point of contact or the most spineless feckless people in the valley but they are unfit to defend the American right's interests.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 08:43 PM (g8Hfr)

236 I used to chalk up Thing 1 and Thing 2's unpleasant personas to being pre-teen/teenagers. However, they never seem to change. I know MY parents would have put some serious whoop-ass on me for less than that.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 22, 2015 08:41 PM (cDs+4)

I'm stealing Things 1 and 2.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 08:43 PM (heN73)

237 We also need to ban Baby It's Cold Outside. So rapey.

Posted by: The Washington Post at December 22, 2015 08:43 PM (LYCUN)

238 'The Onion' is watching craziness steal much of its potential material.


some boy-bitch actually wrote a book called "The Center Holds" about Obama's re-election. 'The center'; heh. Fought off the right-wing nuts, and all that.

derp

Posted by: John Stuart Moop at December 22, 2015 08:44 PM (8CdUx)

239 2 little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped her head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said...
You are in better hands than the other two whose names can't be said.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 22, 2015 08:44 PM (mcIvU)

240 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 22, 2015 08:43 PM (g8Hfr

Late to the party are we?

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:45 PM (ftVQq)

241 According to Quinnipac, how many Americans would be embarrassed to be caught reading the Washington Post?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 22, 2015 08:45 PM (Kucy5)

242 So ... this stuff me and people like me say about "It's War" and "The Camps" ...

... that's not bullshit. That's what the Progressives intend to do, given the opportunity.

So yeah ... I'll "Pick A Tribe" that hits back. I'll "Back a Dictator" that likes the cut of my jib. I'll "Abandon the Constitution" if a suitable cat comes along that actually wants to fight WITH ME, instead of AGAINST ME.

With all respect to Ace, and Alex, and chemjeff, and others - EVERYTHING IS ABOUT POLITICS. PICK A TRIBE.

Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 08:45 PM (qmMG2)

243 As I predicted the cartoon is up at Twitchy (probably before I "predicted" it).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 08:46 PM (bLnSU)

244 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2015 08:46 PM (KCxzN)

245 Hey Obama's girls had a Wookie for a mom, and a fellow who was dumber than yer average chimpanzee for a Dad. So why not fair game?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 22, 2015 08:46 PM (Sda6L)

246 "The Quiet Impact of Obama's Christian Faith".

Not _even_ gonna follow that link. I do wonder which hack journo churned out this latest rim job?

Hey, those of you who are better Christians than I am, which isn't a stretch: what's the Bible say about people who bear false witness for purposes of personal advancement, and invoke God's name in the process of doing so?

Because, per recent admissions against interest by David Axelrod, that's precisely what Obama did on the gay marriage issue in 2008.

Obama pretended to be against it for tactical political purposes, and cited his alleged Christian religious faith as grounds for that stance. It was all a sham, according to Axelgrease.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 22, 2015 08:46 PM (noWW6)

247 PICK A TRIBE.


Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 08:45 PM (qmMG2)

Sadly, I think if you don't pick one pretty soon, one will be assigned to you!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:47 PM (ftVQq)

248 So, I made an ad showing Hillary's new grandchild as a soul stealing harpie. What's the problem?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 22, 2015 08:47 PM (luvlZ)

249
Wapo shoulda just said This Is Who We Are.

Because that's the Main Rule in which we now live: a binary rule system, if you will. A simple dichotomy.

It's either This Is Who We Are or...
This Is Not Who We Are.

The Left decides which. We then obey and act accordingly. Wapo decided This Is Who Cruz Is, but the same rule does not apply to anyone on the Left -- for they, the rule is This Is Not Who We Are.

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 08:47 PM (rHiI3)

250 Once you swallow the cum it's ready not that bad.



Now that dick up our ass.



Man that smarts the first time.

Posted by: Fred Hiatt at December 22, 2015 08:47 PM (jJRIy)

251 227 Yes...yes....

Let the rage wash over you.
Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:42 PM (Kqit+)
***
Good, good......
Your anger gives you focus, makes you stronger.....

Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 22, 2015 08:47 PM (lutOX)

252 " However, they never seem to change"

Well, look who they have as parents.

Obama as a father is probably not terrible aside from being a pompous wanker. But being a dad is the one thing he seems like he could maybe not fuck up because, at least in the pictures, he seems to be genuinely happy around his kids.

Moo though? She seems like a bitch all the time. Someone who is never happy and always critical. And the entitlement.

So that results in Hereditary Bitch Face Malia. I see SJWing in her future.

The younger daughter, however, doesn't seem to be afflicted. She looks relatively normal. Maybe she'll write the tell all.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:47 PM (Kqit+)

253 infuriating beyond my capacity to express


I just scream Cocksuckers!, like Mr Wu having a Tourettes outbreak.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 22, 2015 08:48 PM (9xFD7)

254 Ace wont even let us call Mooch a wookie.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 07:58 PM (8HTq1)


She's no ways hairy enough to be a Wookie. Klingon? Yeah.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2015 08:48 PM (UsLZp)

255 "The Quiet Impact of Obama's Christian Faith".

Not _even_ gonna follow that link. I do wonder which hack journo churned out this latest rim job?

Which one of 'em was the last to leave through the doggie door under his desk?

Posted by: antisocialist at December 22, 2015 08:48 PM (cDs+4)

256 This just in: Shannon Bream >>> Megyn Kelly

Posted by: pep at December 22, 2015 08:48 PM (LAe3v)

257 If the cartoonist were a conservative, the Left would be denouncing her as a neo-nazi.

I hope the Wapo likes cold crow...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 08:49 PM (9YDUz)

258
251 227 Yes...yes....

Let the rage wash over you.
Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:42 PM (Kqit+)
***
Good, good......
Your anger gives you focus, makes you stronger.....
Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 22, 2015 08:47 PM (lutOX)

You...want this...

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 08:49 PM (MQEz6)

259 254 We have rules now? When did this start?

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 08:49 PM (IPirI)

260 >>>This just in: Shannon Bream >>> Megyn Kelly

she's pretty good!

Posted by: ace at December 22, 2015 08:49 PM (dciA+)

261 For those who missed the cartoon, here's a copy.

http://bit.ly/telnaes-ugly

Posted by: mindful webworker - archivest at December 22, 2015 08:50 PM (ACs58)

262 "Meanwhile if you bring up the fact that Obama's girls go to Sidwell
Friends with gourmet food while MO pushes b.s. 'healthy lunches'
on our kids"

Also, that at the same time Septicemia and Malaria are attending a top-ranked private school, their dad's administration is throwing up every possible roadblock to prevent families of ordinary means from being able to remove their own kids from the open-sewer public schools.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 22, 2015 08:50 PM (noWW6)

263 Liberals, generally, are scum.

Whatever means they can come up with are sufficient to the end.

That has been their mantra for many years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:50 PM (Xo1Rt)

264 >>>This just in: Shannon Bream >>> Megyn Kelly

she's pretty good!
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2015 08:49 PM (dciA+)

And not nearly as self-righteous.
Megyn definitely believes her own PR.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 22, 2015 08:51 PM (cDs+4)

265 Cartoonist chick is Swedish, so this sort of dumb ethnic humor is all she's got, apparently.

Posted by: Y-not at December 22, 2015 08:01 PM (t5zYU)


Sounds like she needs to make a visit back to Sweden, and "integrate" with some muzzies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2015 08:51 PM (UsLZp)

266 Well thank God the NY Slime has not picked up on this shit.


Why would they.



Posted by: Fred Hiatt at December 22, 2015 08:51 PM (jJRIy)

267 WaPo has pulled it.
It might be cached somewhere.


Posted by: Ralph at December 22, 2015 08:51 PM (eurcn)

268 True fact, you can't spell Democrats without racist, because they always include the I.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 22, 2015 08:52 PM (9xFD7)

269 For those who missed the cartoon, here's a copy.



http://bit.ly/telnaes-ugly

Posted by: mindful webworker - archivest at December 22, 2015 08:50 PM (ACs5

Hey at least the WaPo had the good taste not to post this as a GIF on the web version!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:52 PM (ftVQq)

270 I'd like to thank WaPo for the bump I'm about to receive in the polls.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at December 22, 2015 08:52 PM (LYCUN)

271 254 Ace wont even let us call Mooch a wookie.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 07:58 PM (8HTq1)


She's no ways hairy enough to be a Wookie. Klingon? Yeah.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2015 08:48 PM (UsLZp)



I really do think the way she wore her hair for the longest time looked exactly like the wig Michael Dorn wore for Worf. Add to it her scowl looked exactly like his too.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 08:52 PM (z/Ubi)

272 Drudge now has the Reuters rolling poll with Trump at 37 and Cruz and Carson at 11, Rubio 8.

I'm wondering if the powers that be rigged the Quinnipiac a little, feeling desperate to give Cruz a boost. Not sure how they managed to boost Cruz so much so fast, even nationwide.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 22, 2015 08:52 PM (5Gpe2)

273 Shannon of the perfect profile.

Posted by: Ralph at December 22, 2015 08:52 PM (eurcn)

274 Sadly, I think if you don't pick one pretty soon, one will be assigned to you!

Ask 1930s Jews about trying to stay above the fray, and clinging to their higher virtues.

It kills me Hroth ... back in the 1930s, Hitler TOLD everybody what he was going to do. And they still didn't listen.

THESE MOTHER FUCKERS TELL US WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO EVERY SINGLE DAMNED DAY.

And still ...

Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 08:53 PM (qmMG2)

275 Well, Breitbart has the cartoon and article, it seems.

Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 08:53 PM (mUsVF)

276
Quinnipiac's next poll question: Do you feel dirty for agreeing with Donald Trump?

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 08:54 PM (rHiI3)

277 258
251 227 Yes...yes....

Let the rage wash over you.
Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 08:42 PM (Kqit+)
***
Good, good......
Your anger gives you focus, makes you stronger.....
Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 22, 2015 08:47 PM (lutOX)

You...want this...
Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 08:49 PM (MQEz6)
***
Yep, works like a charm. Sith - the original PUA's - we know how to get the gals to quit their grinnin' and drop their linen.

Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 22, 2015 08:54 PM (lutOX)

278
273 Shannon of the perfect profile.

Posted by: Ralph at December 22, 2015 08:52 PM (eurcn)

HQ podcast guest?

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 08:54 PM (MQEz6)

279 >>>We also need to ban Baby It's Cold Outside. So rapey.

it kinda is!

Posted by: ace at December 22, 2015 08:54 PM (dciA+)

280 Posted by: torquewrench at December 22, 2015 08:50 PM (noWW6)

And beloved GOP Paul Ryan's K Street crafted budget made sure DC private schools remained a sanctuary for the elites!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:54 PM (ftVQq)

281 279 >>>We also need to ban Baby It's Cold Outside. So rapey.

it kinda is!
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2015 08:54 PM (dciA+)



He even gives her a Roofie-rita.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 08:55 PM (z/Ubi)

282 In all fairness, my kids couldn't be depicted as dancing monkeys because both of them have unfortunately inherited my lack of athletic gifts. They'll be fat pigs by the time they are 30.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 22, 2015 08:56 PM (53CCM)

283 I clicked on the link. but I didn't see the cartoon, which actually I don't mind. I am bewildered by the mindset of someone who would need to draw children as monkeys. I do, however, see a number of comments where the artist is getting pounded. which I am glad of.

It's so strange to me in part because FenelonSpouse is a school bus driver. and picks up kids of that age. They're all ethnic groups and he has no idea about their politics nor does he care. They've been coming on with bags or chocolates or lots of homemade cookies or other presents to give to the bus driver Some parents took a lot of time. There were little cookies shaped like Santa's hat or boots and the cards have their little scrawls-Thanks from Ojai. The kids are adorable.

This kind of stuff is just evil-demonizing little kids, no matter what letter comes after their parents' name.. If someone came4 after my kid in that way when he was seven I'd want to shove their teeth down their throat. i wouldn't but I;ld feel that way!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 08:56 PM (qES5k)

284 Or since its Christmas time would it be Roofie Nog?

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 08:56 PM (z/Ubi)

285 Fox has never been conservative. They got that label from the Liberal Media who they were and are beating the pants off in the ratings.

They said it so long and so loud and Fox is different from the rest of the media that a lot of people bought it.

And Fox did things now and then to reinforce this view.

We owe Donal Trump a thank you for his revealing Fox's true colors. They're still better than the mfm but they're not conservatives.

Oh and neither is Megan Kelly or many others that try that one on for size.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 22, 2015 08:56 PM (Xo1Rt)

286 181 i hate these people.

That is all I have.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 08:31 PM (jJRIy)


I can't type what I would like to do to these people.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 22, 2015 08:56 PM (WWdgA)

287 273 Shannon of the perfect profile.

Posted by: Ralph at December 22, 2015 08:52 PM (eurcn)
***
Like a dollar-sign....a warm, luscious dollar sign

Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 22, 2015 08:57 PM (lutOX)

288 Brit Hume is Ashley Wilkes and Megyn is Scarlett O'Hara.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2015 08:57 PM (dvuhZ)

289 So ... this stuff me and people like me say about "It's War" and "The Camps" ...

... that's not bullshit. That's what the Progressives intend to do, given the opportunity.

Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 08:45 PM (qmMG2)


Well, that is what the said, or what they published. Not like they actually intend to do it.


/s

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2015 08:57 PM (T78UI)

290 Buzzion is still dead and the WaPo is close.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 08:57 PM (jJRIy)

291 Hrothgar: Hey at least the WaPo had the good taste not to post this as a GIF on the web version!

??? My copy was a gif because theirs was. At least, that's what my browser said when I saved it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - archivest at December 22, 2015 08:57 PM (ACs58)

292 I hear Hillary is an organ grinder. Knowaddimean?

Posted by: Clarney at December 22, 2015 08:58 PM (dgO4h)

293 So if we were to dress up Sasha and Malia as pickanninies, and Obama as Sportin' Life, that would be fair game, right?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 22, 2015 08:58 PM (Kucy5)

294 Piss off, Joe.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 22, 2015 08:58 PM (9xFD7)

295 Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 08:53 PM (qmMG2)


Matthew 11:15
He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.




Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:58 PM (ftVQq)

296 We owe Donald Trump a thank you for his revealing Fox's true colors.

I agree. It shook them up pretty hard. That's what I want to happen to Washington.

Painfully. With much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 22, 2015 08:59 PM (WWdgA)

297 Sonething wookieish about her shoulders and posture.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 08:59 PM (8HTq1)

298 Posted by: mindful webworker - archivest at December 22, 2015 08:57 PM (ACs5

Did the monkeys dance?

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 08:59 PM (ftVQq)

299 Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 08:59 PM (IPirI)

300 Well, that is what the said, or what they published. Not like they actually intend to do it.

/s

*Nods head. Sends over a brew*

Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 09:00 PM (qmMG2)

301 Out of regular rum 151 will kick your ass!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 09:00 PM (jJRIy)

302 Have you seen his wife's hands? Like, Yeti hands.

Posted by: Sterling Archer at December 22, 2015 09:00 PM (LYCUN)

303 For those who missed the cartoon, here's a copy.



http://bit.ly/telnaes-ugly

Posted by: mindful webworker - archivest at December 22, 2015 08:50 PM (ACs5

But they are not dancing. I heard the monkeys dance.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2015 09:00 PM (T78UI)

304 >>In all fairness, my kids couldn't be depicted as dancing monkeys because both of them have unfortunately inherited my lack of athletic gifts. They'll be fat pigs by the time they are 30.
Posted by: Barack Obama

Not to worry. They inherited their asses from me.

Posted by: Mooch at December 22, 2015 09:00 PM (c7vUv)

305 Fox News is an organ of the GOPe.So ,yeah,not conservative.Not as left wing as the rest though.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 09:01 PM (8HTq1)

306 Cruz needs to go to the WaPo in person and demand to speak to the cartoonist and editor. They'd shit their pants.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at December 22, 2015 09:01 PM (f/0uo)

307 Can we do one of those Change.org petitions to force the WaPo to apologize to the Washington Redskins ownership? At least Dan Snyder never called a Choctaw a monkey.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 22, 2015 09:01 PM (2cS/G)

308 Shannon? Isn't she gone?

Posted by: Clarney at December 22, 2015 09:02 PM (dgO4h)

309 Quick! On CSPAN3H! Edward M. Kennedy Oral History!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2015 09:02 PM (Nwg0u)

310 Stories of Democrats' kids getting in trouble can be written as long as the reporter includes problems with Republican kids. It doesn't work both ways. Anyone remember the press recalling Al Gore III's arrests for drugs and speeding when they piled on the Bush girls for trying to order restaurant drinks while underage?

Notice how Al III's drug problems have to be offset by the Bush girl's? Al Gore's Son Arrested Again on Drug Charges (They did have room to add "Again") https://tinyurl.com/jjoablt

Posted by: obladioblada at December 22, 2015 09:03 PM (WVxCU)

311 Cruz needs to go to the WaPo in person and demand to speak to the cartoonist and editor. They'd shit their pants.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at December 22, 2015 09:01 PM (f/0uo)


With a Breitbart videographer crew!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:03 PM (ftVQq)

312 @ 286 98ZJUSMC

I want you on my side

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 09:03 PM (voOPb)

313 Question ...isn't an editors job to look at shit and review it before it's put up or published? You know one of the many layers and fact checkers that puts journalists above so many nerds in Star Wars pajamas like ace?

Posted by: Spoily McSpoilerson at December 22, 2015 09:04 PM (yoy3R)

314 Matthew 11:15
He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.

When I was a kid, and drug to church, I remember the preacher talking about turning the other cheek but not letting them spin your head around.

Maybe that's a Southern Baptist thing. Not that the lessons took much.

Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 09:04 PM (qmMG2)

315 How can this editor use the excuse "I didn't look at it". That is his fucking job.

Posted by: Spoily McSpoilerson at December 22, 2015 09:04 PM (yoy3R)

316 Ann Telnaes has a twitter account.

Whoa.

Posted by: mrp at December 22, 2015 09:05 PM (JBggj)

317 You got sumpin there Hedley!

Posted by: Clarney at December 22, 2015 09:05 PM (dgO4h)

318 I'm wondering if the powers that be rigged the
Quinnipiac a little, feeling desperate to give Cruz a boost. Not sure
how they managed to boost Cruz so much so fast, even nationwide.


Posted by: Illiniwek at December 22, 2015 08:52 PM (5Gpe2)

Rigged, a little? Designated rig-meister.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2015 09:05 PM (T78UI)

319 Hrothgar: Did the monkeys dance?

Ohh. You meant an animated gif.

That would've taken work. Can't imagine the cartoonist who cut-paste-resized for the smaller monkey doing that much work.

Burnt Toast: But they are not dancing. I heard the monkeys dance.

You're just messing with me. Right?

(Checks settings anyway - huh, in old Opera12, there was an option for showing/not animations. Not in suckier current version.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - archivest at December 22, 2015 09:05 PM (ACs58)

320 Ann Telnaes has a twitter account.

Whoa.


Posted by: mrp at December 22, 2015 09:05 PM (JBggj)

For now!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:06 PM (ftVQq)

321 But this liberal game of piously claim Democrats' children are completely off-limits, while concocting "warranted exceptions" for Republicans' kids (every Republicans' kids, pretty much -- ask the Bush Twins and Palin Kids), is infuriating beyond my capacity to express.

Ace...would you like me to express it for you?

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 09:07 PM (qUNWi)

322 301 Out of regular rum 151 will kick your ass!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 09:00 PM (jJRIy)

In a differnt lifetime it was 151 & Dew. I had the right to walk on the sidewalks I just didn't have the ability
(Thanks ron white )

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 09:07 PM (voOPb)

323
Within the next 24 hours Ann Tehearse and Wapo will turn this around by saying she's receiving death threats.

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:07 PM (rHiI3)

324
Cartoon is freely available at Instapundit now. Give HIM your clicks

Posted by: MAx at December 22, 2015 09:08 PM (LAliD)

325 That cartoon was just a trial balloon. There will be worse ones to come.

Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2015 09:08 PM (JSovD)

326 Within the next 24 hours Ann Tehearse and Wapo will turn this around by saying she's receiving death threats.

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:07 PM (rHiI3)


From each other's new gmail accounts.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 09:08 PM (bLnSU)

327 Yes; It's a stupid excuse and rationalization the editor made.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:09 PM (qES5k)

328 That cartoon was just a trial balloon. There will be worse ones to come.

Truer words have never been said.

Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 09:09 PM (qmMG2)

329 Mother Bear, I went to the telnaes twitter account and she actually posted that cartoon as a gif so the little Cruz "monkeys" are indeed dancing. They are even more despicable than I thought, which is saying a lot!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:09 PM (ftVQq)

330 Fox never pretended to be conservative. They have attempted to report the news in an unbiased manner and created pundit shows that identified themselves on the political spectrum.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 22, 2015 09:10 PM (MNgU2)

331 There will be worse ones to come.

They'll be putting Cruz in a Nazi uniform and Lord only knows what they'll have his kids doing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:10 PM (qES5k)

332 Well, they can't put Ted in a Che t-shirt can they?

Posted by: Clarney at December 22, 2015 09:10 PM (dgO4h)

333 Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:09 PM (ftVQq)

And I mean a fully animated gif!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:10 PM (ftVQq)

334 @314 irony

My mom use to wash out my mouth with soap. It didn't f*cking do much, I just made sure I was out of ear shot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 09:10 PM (voOPb)

335 Release the Trumpen.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 09:11 PM (qUNWi)

336 Elizabeth Lauten said Obama's daughters were not very classy. *Fired*

Yeah, I totes see that happening here. I wonder if Ferdie or Annie here had anything to say on *that* subject?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 09:11 PM (bLnSU)

337 For those who missed the cartoon, here's a copy.

http://bit.ly/telnaes-ugly


...text that I wouldn't be surprised to find at the end of his retraction.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 09:11 PM (Z58Xa)

338 255 "The Quiet Impact of Obama's Christian Faith".

Not _even_ gonna follow that link. I do wonder which hack journo churned out this latest rim job?

Which one of 'em was the last to leave through the doggie door under his desk?
Posted by: antisocialist



So quiet as to not have any impact at all. He worships no other deity higher than himself.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 09:11 PM (yru7T)

339 Well, they can't put Ted in a Che t-shirt can they?
Posted by: Clarney


They would consider that complimentary, so no.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 09:11 PM (FkBIv)

340 I understand they're trying to be mean, but the monkeys are cute.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 09:12 PM (Z58Xa)

341 So ... has this shit went far enough ?

Like far enough that you'll tell your in-law/sibling/relative/parent to go fuck themselves when they spout their usual shit this weekend ? Or will you continue to be the bigger person and suck it up, for the sake of the holidays ?

Because as long as you do B ... they'll continue to do A.

Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 09:12 PM (qmMG2)

342 Cartoon noew removed from website: https://twitter.com/becketadams/status/679478248653246465

Posted by: davidr at December 22, 2015 09:13 PM (K7l7c)

343
Did obama even acknowledge the 6 American soldiers killed by his Taliban pals yesterday?

Or was he too busy telling NPR this whole Muslim Terror thing is blown out of proportion?

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:14 PM (rHiI3)

344 In a differnt lifetime it was 151 & Dew.
------------------
Gawd, that has to worse than Jaeger & red bull...

Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 09:14 PM (mUsVF)

345 Within the next 24 hours Ann Tehearse and Wapo will turn this around by saying she's receiving death threats.





Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:07 PM (rHiI3)


She'll probably have a friend create accounts and send them to her, just to attempt to generate a sympathy wave. That's what they always do.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 09:14 PM (HalrA)

346 Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 09:12 PM (qmMG2)

I have a dearth of in-laws (The ones who live nearby we are closest to are conservatives or totally disinterested in politics) and there isn't anybody coming over, so we're good! :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:15 PM (qES5k)

347 They are closer to being the voice of the National Chamber of Commerce. Go Rubio

Posted by: Ralph at December 22, 2015 09:15 PM (eurcn)

348 Bacardi 151 with a splash of plain ol' lemon juice. Try it.

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 09:16 PM (IPirI)

349 Nearly 350 posts, and not one mention of Cheney's daughter in the vice presidential debates?

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2015 09:16 PM (aIiFP)

350 Give up your White Privilege!




So was tho Obama voter in LV a Mohammedan?



Funny NOTHING about that.



NOTHING!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 09:16 PM (jJRIy)

351 Did obama even acknowledge the 6 American soldiers killed by his Taliban pals yesterday?

If he hasn't already then he probably will since one of them is special to the media.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 09:16 PM (FkBIv)

352 obama even acknowledge the 6 American soldiers killed by his Taliban pals yesterday?
_________

I was as shocked as you when I saw this on the news.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 22, 2015 09:16 PM (LYCUN)

353 I would seriously love seeing Cruz show up there with Brightbart cameras. Seriously

Posted by: Clarney at December 22, 2015 09:16 PM (dgO4h)

354 348
Bacardi 151 with a splash of plain ol' lemon juice. Try it.

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 09:16 PM (IPirI)

Using diet coke

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 09:17 PM (jJRIy)

355 Mr./Mrs./Ms. Fen ...

... you enjoy your Christmas. If you get a chance, send one up for me and mine please. It couldn't hurt coming from you.

Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 09:17 PM (qmMG2)

356 He's out golfing with his pimp.


Posted by: Ralph at December 22, 2015 09:17 PM (eurcn)

357 Oh...and a couple of capuchins

Posted by: Clarney at December 22, 2015 09:17 PM (dgO4h)

358 335
Release the Trumpen.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 09:11 PM (qUNWi)


At this point, telling the political class "because fuck you, that's why" is all the reason I need to vote Trump.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 09:17 PM (HalrA)

359 301
Out of regular rum 151 will kick your ass!


Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 09:00 PM (jJRIy)

Oh dear you're not drinking straight 151 are you?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 09:17 PM (uZNvH)

360 348 Bacardi 151 with a splash of plain ol' lemon juice. Try it.
Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 09:16 PM (IPirI)

Sounds like a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 22, 2015 09:18 PM (kpqmD)

361 "I notice she just did a copy, paste, resize for the smaller monkey.

So, hypocritical, crude, and lazy."

She's been coasting on her 2001 Pulitzer for way too long. This controversial, edgy work she's doing now is her ticket back to the big time.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at December 22, 2015 09:18 PM (n6pAK)

362 Anybody wanna take a crack at photoshopping monkey heads into the Obama ad? It could always be taken down after day or so once everybody got a chance to soak in it for a while.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at December 22, 2015 09:19 PM (ymbWD)

363 She'll probably have a friend create accounts and
send them to her, just to attempt to generate a sympathy wave. That's
what they always do.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 09:14 PM (HalrA)

We are on this!

Posted by: OFA at December 22, 2015 09:19 PM (jJRIy)

364 AAAnnnnnd...first thing I see on WaPo's website? Headline:"The Quiet Impact of Obama's Christian Faith".



Puke.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 22, 2015 08:30 PM (cDs+4)


It's so quiet it's never been heard

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2015 09:19 PM (45oDG)

365 Gee, I think I need more evidence that the media and the Uniparty Establishment Cartel really hates me before I make any rash decisions like voting for Trump and/or Cruz!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:19 PM (ftVQq)

366 360 I think we named it the Nuclear Dog Shit.

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 09:19 PM (IPirI)

367 There would be peace in the world if Baby, It's Cold Outside and Santa, Baby were removed from our universe.

Fucking worst songs ever.

Right up there with Grandmother Got Run Over By Camels.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 09:20 PM (9YDUz)

368 We are on this!


Posted by: OFA at December 22, 2015 09:19 PM (jJRIy)


Nothing would surprise me at this point, really. They tried the same shit with Gamergate and almost succeeded in making the gamers that called them out on their bullshit into the villains.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 09:20 PM (HalrA)

369 I'm not a Trump supporter, but this is the kind of shit from the left that convinces me we need to elect an army of Trumps.

Posted by: USA at December 22, 2015 09:20 PM (tfM+W)

370 Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 09:17 PM (qmMG2)

Of course I will pray for you and your family. :^) Merry Christmas to you and your family

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:20 PM (qES5k)

371 OK one more shot then AMF

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 09:21 PM (jJRIy)

372 Wait,I thought all religion was the problem how come Obama's "Christian faith" is good?

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 09:21 PM (8HTq1)

373 362. Like anyone would notice.

Posted by: Clarney at December 22, 2015 09:21 PM (dgO4h)

374 Out of regular rum 151 will kick your ass!

Ya know...beyond a certain number it all just starts to merge into the same thing.

Just sayin...

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 09:21 PM (qUNWi)

375 >>Jaeger & red bull...
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Ugh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 09:21 PM (voOPb)

376
Who else hates Springsteen's Santa Claus Is Coming To Town?

Even before I hated Springsteen I hated that song.

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:22 PM (rHiI3)

377 Obama even acknowledge the 6 American soldiers killed by his Taliban pals yesterday?

Hey, I'm on vacation, man, a'ight.
And it's "tollybon"...

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at December 22, 2015 09:22 PM (EDYaR)

378
Springsteen's version, I mean. He ruined the song. Because he sucks.

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:22 PM (rHiI3)

379 Springsteen's a fag.

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 09:22 PM (IPirI)

380 Hrothgar: I went to the telnaes twitter account and she actually posted that cartoon as a gif so the little Cruz "monkeys" are indeed dancing....

Ugh

Posted by: mindful webworker - archivally at December 22, 2015 09:22 PM (ACs58)

381 367
There would be peace in the world if Baby, It's Cold Outside and Santa, Baby were removed from our universe.

Fucking worst songs ever.

Right up there with Grandmother Got Run Over By Camels.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 09:20 PM (9YDUz)


Add Jingle Bell Rock to the ban list. I used to work in a place where I had to put up with Christmas music on a continuous loop, and the three thousand versions of that song seemed to play at least once every 30 minutes. All of those songs make me want to set the world on fire.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 09:23 PM (HalrA)

382 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:20 PM (qES5k)


FS, in the event our paths don't cross in the next day or so, I'd like to wish you and yours a very Merry and Blessed Christmas!
~H

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:23 PM (ftVQq)

383 So probably other people got his. The cartoon is now in a fund raising appeal from Cruz (" In a low blow Leftist came after my kids") and the monkeys are cute (They look like Mickey Mouse) but the idea itself comes from a bad heart. That woman needs prayer, I think.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:23 PM (qES5k)

384 376 It sucks,and he is the most overrated piece of shit in music history.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 09:23 PM (8HTq1)

385 Oh...and a couple of capuchins

Posted by: Clarney


Never after Labor Day~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 09:23 PM (9YDUz)

386 Tens of thousands of Christians slaughtered or exiled by the JV squad on Barry's watch.

====

when you try to conduct a war, in this case on Assad, by proxy without much in the way of oversight and on the cheap and down low, then you get some unfortunate results. best to ignore.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 22, 2015 09:24 PM (F+xWX)

387 Who else hates Springsteen's Santa Claus Is Coming To Town?

------

Me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 09:24 PM (J3phO)

388 375 >>Jaeger & red bull...
-----
Ugh
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 09:21 PM (voOPb)

Oh man, that makes me want to puke just thinking about it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 22, 2015 09:24 PM (kpqmD)

389 Ugh

Posted by: mindful webworker - archivally at December 22, 2015 09:22 PM (ACs5

That's one way of saying it!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:24 PM (ftVQq)

390 Every Christmas song needs to be retired.

Yeah get off my frontage.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 09:25 PM (qUNWi)

391 360 348 Bacardi 151 with a splash of plain ol' lemon juice. Try it.
Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 09:16 PM (IPirI)

Sounds like a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 22, 2015 09:18 PM (kpqmD)
***
I very nearly approximated that legendary beverage by compounding a cocktail with equal parts absinthe, slivovitz, and ginger ale.

It was, I admit, a depraved and irresponsible drunk that followed, but the hang-over was a bit like having your every atom raped by the barbed, flaming cock of Satan.

There is a balance to things......

Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 22, 2015 09:25 PM (lutOX)

392 387
Who else hates Springsteen's Santa Claus Is Coming To Town?



------



Me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 09:24 PM (J3phO)


Throw that one on the "destroy all copies" pile also.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2015 09:25 PM (HalrA)

393 Never could understand a single thing Springsteen was singing.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 22, 2015 09:25 PM (LYCUN)

394 Who else hates Springsteen's Santa Claus Is Coming To Town? Yep

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at December 22, 2015 09:25 PM (ymbWD)

395
Who has more of a "quieter impact" of their Christian faith, obama or the pope?

Tough one, eh?

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:25 PM (rHiI3)

396 Bruce Springsprung

Yuck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 09:25 PM (voOPb)

397 Wait,I thought all religion was the problem how come Obama's "Christian faith" is good?

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2015 09:21 PM (8HTq1)


because it's totally illusory?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2015 09:26 PM (UsLZp)

398 but the idea itself comes from a bad heart. That woman needs prayer, I think.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:23 PM (qES5k)


That's "our" Fenelon!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:26 PM (ftVQq)

399 Springsteen's a fag.

eleven "likes" this comment.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 09:26 PM (qUNWi)

400 FS, in the event our paths don't cross in the next day or so, I'd like to wish you and yours a very Merry and Blessed Christmas!
~H

And I'd echo the same - to all y'all - Merry Christmas.

Can't tell you enough.

Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 09:26 PM (qmMG2)

401 Nearly 350 posts, and not one mention of Cheney's daughter in the vice presidential debates?

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2015 09:16 PM (aIiFP)


Do you have any idea how much ground "leftist hypocrisy" covers?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 09:26 PM (bLnSU)

402 Who else hates Springsteen's Santa Claus Is Coming To Town?
------
Me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
-------

But not as much as John Lennon's 'And so this is Christmas

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 09:26 PM (J3phO)

403 are there any good modern christmas somgs

get that texan zane williams to write one, he'd do a good job

gofundme or something

Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2015 09:26 PM (Uk9e2)

404 Springsteen's a fag.

====

he's the workin man multi billionaire telling you how great the workin man is

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 22, 2015 09:26 PM (F+xWX)

405 The cartoon is now in a fund raising appeal from Cruz

good!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 09:27 PM (uZNvH)

406

I posted the WaPo link to Facebook ... and then took a screenshot.

It seems that, while the cartoon does not currently appear on the WaPo site ...

... the cartoon DOES appear when the link posts to Facebook.

Yeah, it's offensive ... Cruz in a Santa suit, looking slightly drunk, grinding an organ, while his children are represented by 2 grinning monkeys.

Let's see if Telnaes is demoted or fired for this.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 22, 2015 09:27 PM (FlRtG)

407 Let's see if Telnaes is demoted or fired for this.



Posted by: Arbalest at December 22, 2015 09:27 PM (FlRtG)


You misspelled "Promoted".

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:28 PM (ftVQq)

408 FenelonSpoke: The cartoon is now in a fund raising appeal from Cruz...

That's... almost Trump-like. Good for Ted!

Posted by: mindful webworker - Cruz/Bridenstine 2016 at December 22, 2015 09:28 PM (ACs58)

409 I'm surprised we're not discussing the burning question of who is going to get Ladyboy Lindsey's, what, 0.2%, now that he's dropped out. I think the reason he dropped out now was it was about the last day when he could still have his name removed from the ballot her in SC and thus avoid the spectacle of losing big in his home state.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2015 09:28 PM (dvuhZ)

410
Springsteen's a fag.

Sinatra had chunks of guys like Springsteen in his stools!

[Phil Hartman]

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:28 PM (rHiI3)

411 Yeah, Obama's "Christian faith" is now "good" in the eyes of WaPo because it is totally superficial, if it even exists at all. It is exactly what WaPo and their followers think Christianity ought to be: a quaint custom involving driving to church once a week but that is all.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 09:28 PM (uZNvH)

412 @406'haha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 09:29 PM (voOPb)

413 Who else hates Springsteen's ...

Posted by: Dave


You can stop right there, amigo.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 09:29 PM (9YDUz)

414 Fenelonspoke-I want to thank you for your prayers for my husband-issue was resolved to everyone's satisfaction. I am so very grateful.

Still praying for your school situation. I hope that either the money comes in, or the teachers' hearts are changed.

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2015 09:29 PM (7q2ch)

415 The funny thing is, I *LURV* Christmas, but the music *most* play is like fingernails on chalkboards.

I'm cool with some actual classics, more relaxing stuff.

The funny thing is, stores seem to have forgotten that relaxing music slows people down and gets them to shop more. What most play now is hysterical high-pitched jangling, and too loud.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 09:29 PM (bLnSU)

416 Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:23 PM (ftVQq)

Thanks, brother; I appreciate that. Same to you. I know that holidays are often very difficult after the death of a beloved spouse or other loved one, but I like to think of your wife Barbara in that blessed place where there in no crying or tears or pain and that you will meet her again. I hope some of your other family is nearby and that you will get to see them for the holidays.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:29 PM (qES5k)

417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2ewx9vIw68

Chunks of guys like you in my stool clip

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:29 PM (rHiI3)

418 The cartoonist left the wife out.

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 09:30 PM (MQEz6)

419 410. Excellent!

Posted by: Clarney at December 22, 2015 09:30 PM (dgO4h)

420 Hi Moki how are you doing tonite

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 09:30 PM (uZNvH)

421 Let's see if Telnaes is demoted or fired for this.

Magic eight ball says "No".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:30 PM (qES5k)

422 Let's see if Telnaes is demoted or fired for this.
---

hahahaha!

Think PROMOTION baby!

Posted by: Your Betters at the MSM at December 22, 2015 09:30 PM (9JJgN)

423 Moki I think about what you said the other day, thank you

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 09:30 PM (uZNvH)

424 My mom use to wash out my mouth with soap. It didn't f*cking do much, I just made sure I was out of ear shot

"Hey, mom! Looks like we're out of fucking soap again! Time to go to the store, toots!"

1/4 second later:

"Oh, hi, Saint Peter. I uh, wasn't aware the trip up here was so quick."

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 22, 2015 09:31 PM (k9qR4)

425 The cartoon is still up on Ann Telnaes' Twitter page. Also, her gloating Tweets about his kids are fair game

Posted by: Victoria Balfour at December 22, 2015 09:31 PM (rDidp)

426 Fenelon is trying to get dust in my eyes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 09:31 PM (bLnSU)

427 OK. I did the type/delete thing. Many times.
Done trying.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2015 09:31 PM (kKHcp)

428 WP: Where are the political cartoons of aborted monkeys falling out of democrat politicians' vaginas?

Posted by: USA at December 22, 2015 09:31 PM (tfM+W)

429 411 Yeah, Obama's "Christian faith" is now "good" in the eyes of WaPo because it is totally superficial, if it even exists at all. It is exactly what WaPo and their followers think Christianity ought to be: a quaint custom involving driving to church once a week but that is all.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 09:28 PM (uZNvH)

He doesn't even do that. He also knows jack shit about Christianity. He's so farging lazy he won't even study its basic tenets. This is the guy who thinks sin is being out of alignment with his personal values.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 22, 2015 09:31 PM (kpqmD)

430 Um, Christmas In Hollis by Run DMC.
That negates anything Bruce Shitstain ever did.

Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 09:32 PM (mUsVF)

431 I have never heard that Springsteen song.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:32 PM (qES5k)

432 Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 09:32 PM (mUsVF)

Good nick.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 09:32 PM (qUNWi)

433 >>I'm surprised we're not discussing the burning question of who is going to get Ladyboy Lindsey's, what, 0.2%, now that he's dropped out. I think the reason he dropped out now was it was about the last day when he could still have his name removed from the ballot her in SC and thus avoid the spectacle of losing big in his home state.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)


I got both of them! Woohoo!

Posted by: Jeb! at December 22, 2015 09:32 PM (c7vUv)

434 Article at PJM:

'Is Caitlyn Going Back to Being Bruce?'

http://tinyurl.com/h2e9mcp



He will face monstrous backlash if he embarrasses the Left. They'll likely reassign his gender for him whether he likes it or not.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

435 379
Springsteen's a fag.

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 09:22 PM (IPirI)

Have him call me.

Posted by: Barney at December 22, 2015 09:33 PM (jJRIy)

436 {{{{chemjeff}}}}}


We are all sick at my house. After-finals exhaustion that leads to colds/flu, etc. That or the kindergartners I teach in Sunday School. They could be the vectors.

But we are okay. How are you-done with classes and having a good break I hope?

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2015 09:34 PM (7q2ch)

437 Hey, I think you're being a little too hard on Bruce here. Doesn't every working class hero buy horses off the Queen of England?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2015 09:34 PM (EDYaR)

438 Barky is Christian only for political purposes. To have street cred as a black politician, you've got to be big in the black churches and play that game well. That's the only reason.

I'm pretty sure he's atheist/agnostic, or perhaps "spiritual" in some vague way. But he's not someone who left the Christian faith/culture. No his formative years were *Muslim*. He's a backslidden cultural Muslim.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2015 09:34 PM (dvuhZ)

439 X-mas songs/tradition.

On the classical station in LA, 91.5FM at X-mas midnight, they play a recitation of a scottish poem.

One of the most haunting things I've ever heard. Severe brogue.

Not a damn clue what it's called or who wrote it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 09:34 PM (9YDUz)

440 Wonder if Santa will come home to roost at the Whitehouse this week...quietly.

Posted by: Clarney at December 22, 2015 09:35 PM (dgO4h)

441 All blue collar folk are heterosexual.

Posted by: Caitlyn Springsteen at December 22, 2015 09:35 PM (rtXe+)

442 Springsteen's a fag.

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 09:22 PM (IPirI)

Have him call me.
Posted by: Barney

Keep your hands off him bitch!

Posted by: Krispy Kreme Christie at December 22, 2015 09:35 PM (/FOB4)

443 Please stop talking about the Jenner person.

I know I'm not the boss of you.

Just asking kindly.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 09:35 PM (qUNWi)

444 Moki I am doing okay right now. Classes are over, now I have to start preparing for next semester. Right now I am deciding whether to drive down to Texas or not for Christmas.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 09:35 PM (uZNvH)

445 This is the guy who thinks sin is being out of alignment with his personal values.

It makes sense... If he thinks he is a god.

Posted by: wooga at December 22, 2015 09:35 PM (b5bZo)

446 Christmas music ...

My two favorite Christmas CDs are

"Noels + Carols from the Olde World" ( Apollo's Fire)
"Christmas Carols and Motets" (The Tallis Scholars)

The "classics" never grow old

Posted by: mrp at December 22, 2015 09:36 PM (JBggj)

447 Planned Parenthood Says Hiding HIV From Sex Partners Is A 'Right'

-
They seem to know different rights than me.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2015 09:36 PM (Nwg0u)

448 441 All blue collar folk are heterosexual

I'm the son of a mailman!

Posted by: John Kasich at December 22, 2015 09:36 PM (b5bZo)

449 432
Thank You, sir.
I usually listen to SRV turned up to your name, btw.

Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 09:37 PM (mUsVF)

450 Moki I am sorry that you are sick!

Here is a kitteh picture for you

http://tinyurl.com/jttnu2y

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 09:37 PM (uZNvH)

451 423-Thank you, my friend.

I have never met you in person, chemjeff, but I feel like you are family. And I meant it-thank you for challenging me in my faith and walk with Christ. You and Fenelon, and everybody here are pretty amazing people. I am very, very grateful for you.

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2015 09:37 PM (7q2ch)

452 Who else hates Springsteen's Santa Claus Is Coming To Town?





From start to finish

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2015 09:37 PM (45oDG)

453 That's "our" Fenelon!

Posted by: Hrothgar


In my head I still read that as 'Felon'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 09:38 PM (9YDUz)

454 The only bad thing about 151 rum?



It's rough, aka, really hot.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 09:38 PM (jJRIy)

455 Oh Moki don't say that, I am about the least religious person around here :/

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 09:38 PM (uZNvH)

456 They are the Mother Fucking Media. Never forget.

Posted by: Mark in Sandy UT at December 22, 2015 09:38 PM (A5Xf+)

457 Planned Parenthood Says Hiding HIV From Sex Partners Is A 'Right'
-
They seem to know different rights than me.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2015 09:36 PM (Nwg0u)

****

Right? Ought to be a freaking Felony?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 22, 2015 09:38 PM (QBgii)

458 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_PfwVNmckc

A Christmas Standard...

Tom Waites - Silent Night & Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis

Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 22, 2015 09:39 PM (lutOX)

459 Was Springsteen born in another country? Methinks he doth protest too much. I want to see his birth certificate.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 22, 2015 09:39 PM (rtXe+)

460 I used to think that Obama was a backslidden muslim, but I'm convinced now that he's just taquiyya'n us.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 09:40 PM (Z/8dZ)

461 chemjeff, go to Texas!! Do it for me-as it was home, and now we can't live there because husband's stupid job that pays the bills!!! Go and eat good barbeque and Mexican food, and chicken fried steak!! Or better, Chicken Express, with the absolute best fried chicken tenders in the whole wide world!!!! GO!!!

And kiss the ground when you get there. I miss home.

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2015 09:40 PM (7q2ch)

462 Just got an email from the Cruz campaign... they're already fundraising off that cartoon.

Smart, WaPo.

Posted by: zombie Barry Goldwater at December 22, 2015 09:40 PM (AkOaV)

463 Springsteen? Just another Yankee asshole democrat.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 09:40 PM (jJRIy)

464 Let's see if this get's the barrel excited ...

http://tinyurl.com/j5z7848

Posted by: Irony at December 22, 2015 09:40 PM (qmMG2)

465 I know I'm not the boss of you.

I'm the boss of me.

Posted by: Bruce Funkenstein at December 22, 2015 09:40 PM (FkBIv)

466 I hope some of your other family is nearby and that you will get to see them for the holidays.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:29 PM (qES5k)

Thank you for remembering. I am fortunate and blessed that I will be seeing kids and grandkids for two days straight this Christmas, and my sister-in-law over the weekend, so it's as good as it can be.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:40 PM (ftVQq)

467
But not as much as John Lennon's 'And so this is Christmas

Equally as awful: Band Aid's Do They Know It's Christmas

Like Lennon's lousy song, it's a total guilt trip on White Western culture.

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:41 PM (rHiI3)

468 The cartoon is still up on her Twitter page.

Posted by: Bd at December 22, 2015 09:41 PM (uLHWX)

469 415 The funny thing is, I *LURV* Christmas, but the music *most* play is like fingernails on chalkboards.

I'm cool with some actual classics, more relaxing stuff.

The funny thing is, stores seem to have forgotten that relaxing music slows people down and gets them to shop more. What most play now is hysterical high-pitched jangling, and too loud.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 09:29 PM (bLnSU)



Christmas music on the radio is torture. I try, I really do because I like Christmas music. But I Heart Radio is even worse for Christmas music than it is for radio in general. The same versions of the same songs over and over again. You might get lucky and hear "Oh Holy Night" or "Do You Hear What I Hear?" but otherwise its 99% secular songs over and over again. Hey how about Frosty again? Or I know "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time." Ugh *Gun in mouth*

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 09:41 PM (z/Ubi)

470 he's the workin man multi billionaire telling you how great the workin man is
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle
------------

My favorite John Cougar Mellencamp photo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 09:41 PM (J3phO)

471 'Is Caitlyn Going Back to Being Bruce?'

He got re-schlonged!

Posted by: Teh Donald at December 22, 2015 09:41 PM (ZxmMG)

472 @462

I have a can of AUH2O



Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 09:41 PM (jJRIy)

473 403 are there any good modern christmas songs


The Pogues - Fairytale of New York

https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 09:42 PM (yru7T)

474 You know who doesn't know it's Christmas?


Bigfoot.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 09:42 PM (qUNWi)

475 We are all sick at my house. After-finals exhaustion that leads to colds/flu, etc.

Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon. The only one who doesn't have a virus in my house is FenSpouse but we're hoping that if it has to get it it doesnt come till later because he still has to drive kids around for the best two days. Being sick on Christmas, for kids particularly would be bad

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:42 PM (qES5k)

476 The Obama daughter's were 7 and 10, when he was coronated. The word went out that they were off limits. I think it's a good policy to leave children out of attacks on their political parent no matter what political party said parent represent.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at December 22, 2015 09:42 PM (kXoT0)

477 Springsteen.

Sounds Scandi.

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 09:42 PM (MQEz6)

478 Run, Run Rudolph?

Posted by: otho at December 22, 2015 09:43 PM (EWg9n)

479 Cut loose like a duche, another rubber in the night!!

Posted by: Clarney at December 22, 2015 09:43 PM (dgO4h)

480 Christmas at Ground Zero - Weird Al

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 22, 2015 09:43 PM (kpqmD)

481 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at December 22, 2015 09:42 PM (kXoT0)

Yep; I agree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:43 PM (qES5k)

482 Blew Christmas is my favorite.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 22, 2015 09:44 PM (/FOB4)

483 My favorite John Cougar Mellencamp photo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Heh. Link : http://tinyurl.com/graehxh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 09:44 PM (J3phO)

484 477
Springsteen.



Sounds Scandi.





Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 09:42 PM (MQEz6)

No, sounds Hebrew.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 09:44 PM (jJRIy)

485 The Left does not view conservatives as legitimate human beings. They see them as sub-human, contemptible, an embarrassment to the world, not something that deserves co-existence with them. I know this. I grew up in Leftist living rooms.

Posted by: rrpjr at December 22, 2015 09:45 PM (s/yC1)

486 434 Article at PJM:

'Is Caitlyn Going Back to Being Bruce?'

http://tinyurl.com/h2e9mcp



He will face monstrous backlash if he embarrasses the Left. They'll likely reassign his gender for him whether he likes it or not.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 09:33 PM (oVJm



I want to know if ESPN will revoke his award if it happens.

And oh God do I hope he waits until about a month before South Park comes back on to do it.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 09:45 PM (z/Ubi)

487 And my friend invited me to come over and see "The Bishop's Wife" with Cary Grant and David Niven and Loretta Young-which is one of my all time favorite Christmas moves-but I was too sick to go and can't see it because I don't have a streaming movie thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:45 PM (qES5k)

488 Well, I have a tough choice right now ... Tallis Scholars or Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You". Where's that bottle of Everclear?

Posted by: mrp at December 22, 2015 09:45 PM (JBggj)

489 Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 09:41 PM (z/Ubi)

That's the problem. It's the same songs over and over. They run from the religious songs like the plague. And, I always like Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer. I know they played it too much in the past. They don't play it at all now. If I hear Burl Ives Holly Jolly Christmas one more time there will be a shooting spree.

Posted by: WOPR at December 22, 2015 09:45 PM (LTDSy)

490 Bigfoot and Santa had a bit of a falling out.

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 09:45 PM (MQEz6)

491 475-will add that to my prayer list, Fenelon. I hope you all feel better soon. We will be fine-it's not horrible, but just enough to make you feel bad, and not want to clean or do laundry.
Thank goodness for the crock-pot, since I can dump stuff in one and we can eat!

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2015 09:45 PM (7q2ch)

492 You know who doesn't know it's Christmas?





Bigfoot.





Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 09:42 PM



Bigfoot knows everything. Bigfoot has mind powers.

Posted by: otho at December 22, 2015 09:45 PM (EWg9n)

493 Drop-Kick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk

Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 22, 2015 09:45 PM (lutOX)

494 KUSC classical link in nic.
The antidote to crap Xmas muzak.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 09:46 PM (9YDUz)

495 Moki, no you are right.
I had been leaning against going to Texas, because it's a long drive, and I have so much to do, and the weather, and blah blah blah long list of excuses. But I should probably go nonetheless, to be with my sister. Plus Jim in Galveston said he would take me shooting. Which should be... interesting.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 09:46 PM (uZNvH)

496 Bigfoot - also not a Springsteen fan.

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 09:46 PM (IPirI)

497 My favorite John Cougar Mellencamp photo.
Heh. Link : http://tinyurl.com/graehxh
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Guy behind him has Bugs Bunny teeth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 09:47 PM (FkBIv)

498 Mike Hammer had posted a link for a good station with religious music but I lost it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:47 PM (qES5k)

499
Best Christmas song ever is done by Carribeans.
Best video, too.

It's a trip! Gotta see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7-4GC828rM

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:47 PM (rHiI3)

500 Bigfoot - also not a Springsteen fan.

It's not who I am.

Posted by: Bigfoot at December 22, 2015 09:47 PM (ZxmMG)

501 OK horde, AMF. Damn this 151 rum is kicking my ass.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2015 09:47 PM (jJRIy)

502 Those that work retail know the drill.

Six weeks of "Holiday Songs"

The ones the big cheese in corporate hq likes.

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 09:47 PM (MQEz6)

503 My favorite Christmas songs:

Carol of the Bells

What Child Is This?

Sleigh Ride

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Oh Holy Night

Joy To the World

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2015 09:48 PM (Nwg0u)

504 485 The Left does not view conservatives as legitimate human beings. They see them as sub-human, contemptible, an embarrassment to the world, not something that deserves co-existence with them. I know this. I grew up in Leftist living rooms.
Posted by: rrpjr at December 22, 2015 09:45 PM (s/yC1)


We've all said it or something like it many times before, but the Left is like Landru from that old Star Trek show.

If you're not Of The Body, you are an infection and must be cleansed.

It's not even funny. It's true. Sad, terrifying if you dwell on it too much, but true.

Posted by: filbert at December 22, 2015 09:48 PM (s5o+q)

505 I always dug The Monkees.

Posted by: bigfoot at December 22, 2015 09:48 PM (EWg9n)

506 Cruz fund raising off monkeys ... I wonder if Hillary is fund raising of Trump's schlong.

I mean, him saying that word. heh ... Trump should claim he didn't realize that was vulgar. "I'm sorry, I should have said Hillary got cigarred. She can ask her husband, or Monica, what that means"

Well, if he wants to keep up the boys club talk. He and Bill probably had some chats about women. Where is Bill, anyway?

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 22, 2015 09:48 PM (5Gpe2)

507 I want to know if ESPN will revoke his award if it happens.

And oh God do I hope he waits until about a month before South Park comes back on to do it.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 09:45 PM (z/Ubi)

One of the tabloids had a big spread on cover that Obama is a Muslim. Funny thing about the tabloids anymore is that they tend to have a decent record anymore. They are better than the "real" press.

Posted by: WOPR at December 22, 2015 09:48 PM (LTDSy)

508 Bumbles bounce!

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 09:49 PM (MQEz6)

509 There's always the RamaHanuKwanzMas song.

https://youtu.be/T5IIfmEDOXE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 09:49 PM (FkBIv)

510 "That's the problem. It's the same songs over and over. They run from the religious songs like the plague."

Or the carols are played in an instrumental version. My Pandora Christmas Channel includes both, though.

Posted by: mrp at December 22, 2015 09:49 PM (JBggj)

511 Hey how about Frosty again? Or I know "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time." Ugh *Gun in mouth*

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 09:41 PM (z/Ubi)


The discount stores all seem to have dollar-store CDs of Bad Christmas Music From The 70s, 80s, and 90s.

One had, once, a song that was literally about kids killing Santa and redistributing the toys to the poor. It was sung by children as well. I pointed it out to staff and they were shocked when they actually listened to the lyrics.

Never found out who did it and I can't seem to find an internet presence, but I didn't memorize the lyrics or anything.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 09:49 PM (bLnSU)

512 488 Well, I have a tough choice right now ... Tallis Scholars or Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You". Where's that bottle of Everclear?
Posted by: mrp at December 22, 2015 09:45 PM (JBggj)


"All I want for Christmas, is a Jew!"

/sorry everyone, sorry . . .

Posted by: filbert at December 22, 2015 09:50 PM (s5o+q)

513 Where is Bill, anyway?
Posted by: Illiniwek

Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea are spending Christmas with loved ones, but they look forward to seeing each other some time after the first of the year.

Posted by: Clinton Family Foundation at December 22, 2015 09:50 PM (/FOB4)

514 Where is Bill, anyway?

To be charitable, giving her the chance to succeed on her own.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 09:51 PM (ZxmMG)

515 This can only help Cruz right?

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2015 09:51 PM (K9bV0)

516 I know I'm late to this topic but this Is crazy!

Side note: I got three bottles of wine at my friend dinner tonight! Woot!

Posted by: Lea at December 22, 2015 09:51 PM (z8hjD)

517
Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea are spending Christmas with loved ones


so....

Hillary: scissoring with Huma

Bill: chasing the staff

Chelsea: getting knocked up again

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 09:51 PM (uZNvH)

518 https://youtu.be/YR1ujXx2p-I

The Carpenters. Karen was always a lovely singer. Sad what happened to her.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 09:51 PM (yru7T)

519 You know who else is fair game? Ann Telnaes.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 22, 2015 09:52 PM (9xFD7)

520
514 Where is Bill, anyway?

Consoling Miss Columbia.



Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 09:52 PM (MQEz6)

521 519 You know who else is fair game? Ann Telnaes.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 22, 2015 09:52 PM (9xFD7)


I had that cheery holiday thought as well.

"What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander."

Posted by: filbert at December 22, 2015 09:53 PM (s5o+q)

522 I found it. This is Mike's link for the radio station that plays Christian Christmas music:

http://www.fbcradio.org

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:53 PM (qES5k)

523 So this Ann Telnaes... Hittable?

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 09:53 PM (IPirI)

524 Favorite religious Christmas song is probably Do You Hear What I Hear. Probably favorite church Christmas song is Go Tell It On The Mountain. My hometown Parish would use that for the song at the end of Mass.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 09:53 PM (z/Ubi)

525
Ever cook a Christmas goose?

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:54 PM (rHiI3)

526 Does Ann Telnaes have children?

I know I know.....

We can't go there.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 09:54 PM (qUNWi)

527 So this Ann Telnaes... Hittable?

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 09:53 PM (IPirI)


Imma get outta here before folks start going through the door you just opened.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2015 09:54 PM (bLnSU)

528 Where is Bill, anyway?

To be charitable, giving her the chance to succeed on her own.
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 09:51 PM (ZxmMG)

Bill always tries to sabotage her while seeming to help.

Posted by: WOPR at December 22, 2015 09:54 PM (LTDSy)

529 Side note: I got three bottles of wine at my friend dinner tonight! Woot!

----------

Christmas is the time for sharing.

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2015 09:54 PM (K9bV0)

530 Traditional/Liturgical hymns and carols
http://www.fbcradio.org/fbcradio.asx

There is a sermonette on now, but in about 3 or 4 minutes, music. Very good music.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 09:54 PM (J3phO)

531 At least no one has listed "Little Drummer Boy" as their favorite Christmas song. I heard an instrumental version of it which is quite pleasant, but the lyrics suck diseased donkey schlong.


And I like "Baby, It's Cold Outside."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2015 09:54 PM (UsLZp)

532 525
Ever cook a Christmas goose?
Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:54 PM (rHiI3)
***
No, but I goosed a Christmas cook.

Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 22, 2015 09:54 PM (lutOX)

533 https://youtu.be/p9Z-4H39BCM

The Franz Family

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 09:55 PM (yru7T)

534
But remember kids, Trump said schlong, so he's beyond the pale.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 22, 2015 09:55 PM (kdS6q)

535 Imma get outta here before folks start going through the door you just opened.


That way lies madness.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 22, 2015 09:55 PM (9xFD7)

536 I'm sure Ann Telnaes wouldn't have even thought of going there if she did have children of her own.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 09:55 PM (qUNWi)

537 Favorite Chrstmas song is Oh, Holy Night.

The song requires the singer to get it right and is stuffed with emotion.

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 09:55 PM (MQEz6)

538 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:45 PM (qES5k)

Darn FS, I didn't know you were sick. Prayers up from here for a speedy recovery!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (ftVQq)

539 You know who doesn't know it's Christmas?


Bigfoot.


******


Dear Santa,

I hope this letter finds you well. Please pass my "hello" and Christmas greetings to the elves and the reindeer. I have been a really good sasquatch this year. I'd really like a gift certificate to Great Clips™...

...and a comb.
...and a flea collar
...oh, and a size 22 pair of Puma CrossTrainers™


Love,

Bigfoot

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (NeFrd)

540
Jingle bells
Jingle bells

Batman smells

Robin laid an egg

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (rHiI3)

541 Puddleglum.. she indeed had a beautiful voice. Very sad what happened. I guess one little silver lining.. I had never heard of anorexia nervosa before her death so I guess some good came from it. It brought the problem to the forefront. Still so many people suffer from it.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (5fvBZ)

542 The country is disintegrating as we watch. If an honest history of the 21st century is ever written, Obama will be the worst one of them all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (B8JRQ)

543 But this liberal game of piously claim Democrats' children are completely off-limits, while concocting "warranted exceptions"

Ha ha just imagine what they will do with rationed healthcare.

Posted by: simplemind at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (BTnAK)

544 Someone posted the card given to Steve Harvey for announcing the winner. It was horrible. You can see why he could mess it up.

Posted by: WOPR at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (LTDSy)

545 Ever cook a Christmas goose?
Posted by: 270000 admirals
----------------

We always pay a baker to do it.

Posted by: Mrs. Cratchit at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (J3phO)

546 *blinks*

Wow, who did not see this coming?

Germany has lost track of 250,000 refugees.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (B9up3)

547 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 09:54 PM (J3phO)

Thanks, Mike.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 09:57 PM (qES5k)

548 Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the Hildebeast? Almost as much as Obama.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 22, 2015 09:57 PM (5fvBZ)

549 Does Mr. Chelsea Clinton lie back and think of his hedge fund when Hillary! needs another prop grandbaby for the campaign?

Posted by: huerfano at December 22, 2015 09:58 PM (NSb9d)

550 Love,



Bigfoot

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (NeFrd)


LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2015 09:58 PM (UsLZp)

551 Someone posted the card given to Steve Harvey for announcing the winner. It was horrible. You can see why he could mess it up.
Posted by: WOPR
---------------

Probably designed by Miami/Dade Democrats

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 09:58 PM (J3phO)

552 >>529 Side note: I got three bottles of wine at my friend dinner tonight! Woot!
----------
Christmas is the time for sharing.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2015 09:54 PM (K9bV0)

*Tosses the white through the internets *

Done.

Posted by: Lea at December 22, 2015 09:58 PM (z8hjD)

553
546 *blinks*

Wow, who did not see this coming?

Germany has lost track of 250,000 refugees.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (B9up3)

So, maybe Hogan's Heroes wasn't so off the mark.

"Schultz!!!"

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 09:58 PM (MQEz6)

554 >>Or I know "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time." Ugh *Gun in mouth*

Haaaaaaate that one

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 09:58 PM (NOIQH)

555 Not a fan of a whitey choir singing Go Tell It On The Mountain . . .

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 09:58 PM (9YDUz)

556 546 *blinks*

Wow, who did not see this coming?

Germany has lost track of 250,000 refugees.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (B9up3)


Whoopsie.

Those wacky Germans. Always misplacing things.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: filbert at December 22, 2015 09:59 PM (s5o+q)

557 Traditional/Liturgical hymns and carols
http://www.fbcradio.org/fbcradio.asx


On now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 09:59 PM (J3phO)

558 Germany has lost track of 250,000 refugees.


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (B9up3)

Not to worry, DHS assisted Germany in vetting them!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:59 PM (ftVQq)

559 537 Favorite Chrstmas song is Oh, Holy Night.

The song requires the singer to get it right and is stuffed with emotion.

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 09:55 PM (MQEz6)



Yes it does. Luckily two of the versions on the radio, one by a man one by a woman that usually get played do. I think the female version might be Carrie Underwood. I can't stand Country music but I have no problem with her singing Gospel or Christmas songs.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2015 09:59 PM (z/Ubi)

560 If an honest history of the 21st century is ever written, Obama will be the worst one of them all.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


I think you are an optimist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 10:00 PM (FkBIv)

561 >>Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the Hildebeast? Almost as much as Obama.

Ditto

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 10:00 PM (NOIQH)

562 Left side has 2nd runner up with 1st runner up below in what looks like 8 pt font.

Right side of card has winner title (slightly below and to right of 1st runner up line) and in small 8pt font in the right bottom, the winner.

What idiot designed that card?

Posted by: WOPR at December 22, 2015 10:01 PM (LTDSy)

563 541 Puddleglum.. she indeed had a beautiful voice. Very sad what happened. I guess one little silver lining.. I had never heard of anorexia nervosa before her death so I guess some good came from it. It brought the problem to the forefront. Still so many people suffer from it


I'm going to watch White Christmas tonight. Vera Ellen probably struggled with anorexia but not sure they had a name for it in 1954. Poor lady, she had a rather sad life too. She was a cute little pixie.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 10:01 PM (yru7T)

564 >>Does Mr. Chelsea Clinton lie back and think of his hedge fund when Hillary! needs another prop grandbaby for the campaign?
Posted by: huerfano

I got in there ahead of him again.

Posted by: Turk E Baster at December 22, 2015 10:01 PM (c7vUv)

565 "So this Ann Telnaes... Hittable?"


Can only find one pic of her. MILFY cute.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2015 10:01 PM (rDhDx)

566 I've always been partial to Adeste Fideles and Good King Wenceslas.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2015 10:02 PM (45oDG)

567 Not to worry, DHS assisted Germany in vetting them!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:59 PM (ftVQq)

Why are you judging them? Until they do something bad we shouldn't assume they intend hard. /sarc

Posted by: WOPR at December 22, 2015 10:02 PM (LTDSy)

568 561 >>Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the Hildebeast? Almost as much as Obama.

Ditto
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 10:00 PM (NOIQH)


I don't hate them. I loathe them; they disgust me. I'm appalled by their ability to sway the weak-minded LIV's among us (including especially the MFM).

But not hate.

Not yet anyway.

Posted by: filbert at December 22, 2015 10:03 PM (s5o+q)

569 Re Karen Carpenter: There are some tracks of her pure vocals out there on the internets for several of her big hits. It's amazing.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2015 10:04 PM (dvuhZ)

570 oops

I meant Oh, Night Divine

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 10:04 PM (MQEz6)

571 If you hate The Carol of the Bells you have no soul and I want nothing to do with you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 10:04 PM (9YDUz)

572 >>Yes, just in time for Christmas this charming story of Ovomit's CHRISTIAN FREAKIN FAITH!

OMFG - "The Quiet Impact of Obama's Faith"

*Written and edited by people who have not attended since 6th grade (or ever) but who have seen enough movies and tv shows to "get" what Christianity is all about, i.e. black Christians are deep, soulful people, white Christians bigoted, judgey busybody killjoys

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2015 10:04 PM (NOIQH)

573 >>>I'm going to watch White Christmas tonight. Vera Ellen probably struggled with anorexia but not sure they had a name for it in 1954. Poor lady, she had a rather sad life too. She was a cute little pixie.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 10:01 PM (

My favorite Christmas movie and I adore her dancing but god she was tiny!

Posted by: Lea at December 22, 2015 10:05 PM (z8hjD)

574 Germany has lost track of 250,000 refugees.

And this is a country that lives for record-keeping, regulation, and administration.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 10:05 PM (ZxmMG)

575
It may be pulled down on WaPo, but it still is up on the scrunt's Twitter feed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2015 10:06 PM (BK3ZS)

576 Puddlegum.. I watch that every Christmas! It's one of my favorites. I could watch Vera Ellen dance for hours. She was such a talent! I read somewhere that the reason she wore sweaters and blouses that covered her neck was because of the anorexia. She was a skinny little thing but so damned talented.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 22, 2015 10:06 PM (5fvBZ)

577 *Tosses the white through the internets *
------------------------
Thanks!

Posted by:
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan partying with Chicago Jesus at the White House.

Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 10:06 PM (mUsVF)

578 Good king Wenceslas is a nice carol, You don't hear it too much. Good story behind it too:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/gukj6zo

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2015 10:06 PM (qES5k)

579 Wait until Hitler finds out.

"Mine Fuhrer..."

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 10:07 PM (MQEz6)

580 Germany has lost track of 250,000 refugees.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (B9up3)

Not to worry, DHS assisted Germany in vetting them!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 22, 2015 09:59 PM0

And in other good news WA state has admitted to releasing over 3000 inmates too early since 2002.

Woohoo for our competent betters. They do such a good job.

Posted by: Farmer at December 22, 2015 10:07 PM (o/90i)

581 "The Quiet Impact of Obama's Faith"

The impact of his forehead on a rug as he bows to a magic space rock?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 22, 2015 10:07 PM (/FOB4)

582 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2015 10:08 PM (KCxzN)

583 575: Well, at least she is owning it. Let that mask drop and let your hate fly proudly.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 10:08 PM (yru7T)

584 279 >>>We also need to ban Baby It's Cold Outside. So rapey.

it kinda is!
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2015 08:54 PM (dciA+)


I liked Claudia Schmidt's version, where she flipped the sex roles and came across as a seductress. Worked for me.

Posted by: rickl at December 22, 2015 10:08 PM (sdi6R)

585
Germany has lost track of 250,000 refugees.

Lost is such a harsh word. Let's say temporarily mislocated.

And let's not call them refugees, either; it's offensive. Let's call them undocumented Germans.

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 10:08 PM (rHiI3)

586 Tosses the white through the internets

-----

Luckily I have some red. Stopped off to buy one bottle as a Xmas gift tonight, but my wine guy convinced me to buy all these bottles on "sale." It didn't take a lot of convincing.

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2015 10:08 PM (K9bV0)

587 TQM - Both. Yes. Good King Wenceslas has very powerful lyrics

"Sire, the night is darker now
And the wind blows stronger
Fails my heart, I know not how,
I can go no longer."

"Mark my footsteps, my good page
Tread thou in them boldly
Thou shalt find the winter's rage
Freeze thy blood less coldly."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 10:09 PM (J3phO)

588 Haven't read the thread because I've been busy tweeting this bitch cartoonist and Jeff Bezos. I bet this'll turn into a nice in-kind gift to Cruz's campaign.

Posted by: stace at December 22, 2015 10:09 PM (CoX6k)

589 Hey everybody.

It's weird but there's a story on the WaPo cartoon at Twitchy that keeps disappearing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 10:09 PM (ntObR)

590 Re Karen Carpenter: There are some tracks of her pure vocals out there on the internets for several of her big hits. It's amazing.

She was also a great straight-ahead jazz drummer. She and her brother Richard were in a jazz trio together before they got discovered.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2015 10:09 PM (LUgeY)

591 The Instapundit professor is a businessman, he shills for Besos 24/7, no way he pulls that plug over something like this. And all the linking to the WaPo and NYT have convinced me that he's getting paid for some of it. No other answer I'm not objecting, but some clarity is order over there.

Posted by: dr kill at December 22, 2015 10:10 PM (msVAP)

592 Moki, no you are right.
I had been leaning against going to Texas, because it's a long drive, and I have so much to do, and the weather, and blah blah blah long list of excuses. But I should probably go nonetheless, to be with my sister. Plus Jim in Galveston said he would take me shooting. Which should be... interesting.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 09:46 PM (uZNvH)

We're expecting steaks, dude.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 10:12 PM (heN73)

593 Whoopsie.
Those wacky Germans. Always misplacing things.
What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: filbert at December 22, 2015 09:59 PM (s5o+q)



Mein Fuhrer ...

Posted by: Sweating Nazi General at December 22, 2015 10:13 PM (0NdlF)

594 Galveston did have a white xmas about 10 years ago.

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2015 10:13 PM (K9bV0)

595 The Instapundit professor is a businessman, he shills for Besos 24/7, no way he pulls that plug over something like this. And all the linking to the WaPo and NYT have convinced me that he's getting paid for some of it. No other answer I'm not objecting, but some clarity is order over there.

Posted by: dr kill


Um, Amazon Affiliate Program has been around for more than a few years ...

Are you new to the internet?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 10:13 PM (9YDUz)

596
I liked Claudia Schmidt's version, where she flipped the sex roles and came across as a seductress. Worked for me.


Rush should do a parody where the guy is Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 10:14 PM (oVJmc)

597
We're expecting steaks, dude.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 10:12 PM (heN73)

HA well the best I can do is a lump of carbon that may or may not be interpreted as "steak"

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 10:14 PM (uZNvH)

598 I had been leaning against going to Texas, because it's a long drive

Driving questions that you never hear: "Which way to Ferguson?"

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 10:14 PM (ZxmMG)

599 "The Quiet Impact of Obama's Faith"

I'll take "Things That Don't Really Exist" for $800, Alex.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 10:14 PM (pxwYc)

600 If you hate The Carol of the Bells you have no soul and I want nothing to do with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Tr1qCHwq4

How could I hate that?

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 10:14 PM (qUNWi)

601
How about the old classic The First Noel?

or We Three Kings?

or the very nice Here We Come A Wassailing?

All of these can be heard "Smoky Mountain" style here in a playlist:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_qq9vPEu7EJlaFD6vZM4aq42U-BuRpNJ

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 10:14 PM (rHiI3)

602 Non traditional Xmas albums to check out:

Reverend Horton Heat - Awesome rockabilly covers
The Vandals - Oi to the World - Punk rock and friggin hilarious. Moron approved.
Twisted Sister - Yes, that Twisted Sister. Don't knock it til you've listened.
Phil Spector - Yeah, homocidal nut job for sure, but classic 60's tunes

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at December 22, 2015 10:15 PM (g25eo)

603 Apropos of Christmas:

This year's should be interesting.....

Gonna bring my three perfect children - half Jew-billy, half Southern Louisiana gator-bait Cajun - over for my beloved's Texanamese Christmas gala.

This should be good....

Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 22, 2015 10:15 PM (lutOX)

604 "Mein Fuhrer! Steiner... he could not find the refugees."

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 10:16 PM (B9up3)

605 Carla Moffioletti singing "Gesú Bambino". Sublime

LINK: https://youtu.be/d5Ui4y9Nyi8

Posted by: mrp at December 22, 2015 10:16 PM (JBggj)

606 I went apeshit at Twitter.

I posted, "Since @AnnTelnaes is so big on 'fair game,' let's all draw pics of her being assraped by ISIS terrorists. #eatshitpig"

I regret nothing. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 10:16 PM (ntObR)

607 Phil Spector - Yeah, homocidal nut job for sure, but classic 60's tunes

-----

Be My Baby is simply one of the most perfect pop songs of all time.

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2015 10:17 PM (K9bV0)

608 Here We Come a Weaseling

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2015 10:17 PM (FkBIv)

609 Fuck the Media. When we finally decide to let it burn, may it start in the NYT building!

Other than that... Merry Christmas 'rons 'ettes!

Posted by: THE big old fat guy at December 22, 2015 10:18 PM (uFW3M)

610 Brian Setzer's Christmas swing concert has been playing on TV. Pretty good.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2015 10:18 PM (Nwg0u)

611 Made mistake and hit Pentatonix version of Carol of the Bells. I just wanted to slug some people. The piano version was great.

Posted by: WOPR at December 22, 2015 10:18 PM (LTDSy)

612 "The Quiet Impact of Obama's Faith"

So why do we never see articles in the MSM with titles like

"The Quiet Impact of Cruz's Faith"

or

"The Quiet Impact of Carson's Faith"

or, get this,

"The Quiet Impact of Palin's Faith"

Why is faith a net positive only when it can be attributed to a Democrat?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 10:18 PM (pxwYc)

613 As I've said before, when the ISIS nuke goes off in NYC and DC...

have we really lost that much of value?*

(*Exempting of course loved ones of people here who live in those areas. I hope by some miracle they're all away enjoying a Texas vacation when the shit goes down.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 10:19 PM (ntObR)

614
Why is faith a net positive only when it can be attributed to a Democrat?


Because then you know its been subordinated and served Lefty politics.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 22, 2015 10:20 PM (oVJmc)

615 Too little to late for Temple. Looks like Toledo is going to win....whatever the name of this obscure bowl is. There playing in Boca Raton. A rainy sloppy game but its gotten interesting. Yes, I'm watching it. Don't judge.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 10:20 PM (yru7T)

616 Look for the Twisted Sister Xmas concert online. It's so awesome. Morons of a certain age will appreciate it.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at December 22, 2015 10:20 PM (g25eo)

617 Paris saw "The Quiet Impact of ISIL's Faith"

Posted by: Obama at December 22, 2015 10:20 PM (wHX4r)

618 Here We Come a Weaseling

-
McConnell, Boehner, and Ryno do a great job on that!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2015 10:21 PM (Nwg0u)

619
612 "The Quiet Impact of Obama's Faith"

So why do we never see articles in the MSM with titles like

"The Quiet Impact of Cruz's Faith"

or

"The Quiet Impact of Carson's Faith"

or, get this,

"The Quiet Impact of Palin's Faith"

Why is faith a net positive only when it can be attributed to a Democrat?
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 22, 2015 10:18 PM (pxwYc)

Because shut up.

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2015 10:21 PM (MQEz6)

620 The Instapundit professor is a businessman, he shills for Besos 24/7, no way he pulls that plug over something like this. And all the linking to the WaPo and NYT have convinced me that he's getting paid for some of it. No other answer I'm not objecting, but some clarity is order over there.
Posted by: dr kill at December 22, 2015 10:10 PM (msVAP)


Yeah, that's why he just posted that if the other GOP candidates are smart, they'd go hard after the WaPo over the Cruz cartoon . ..

Posted by: filbert at December 22, 2015 10:22 PM (s5o+q)

621 Germany has lost track of 250,000 refugees.
Lost is such a harsh word. Let's say temporarily mislocated.

And let's not call them refugees, either; it's offensive. Let's call them undocumented Germans.
Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 10:08 PM

Yeah, sure. And these new undocumented Syrians won't kill anyone.

Wait...what happened in San Bernardino?

Posted by: Farmer at December 22, 2015 10:22 PM (o/90i)

622 The Washington Post is staffed by anti-Hispanic racists, pure and simple.

Posted by: Jorge Ramos at December 22, 2015 10:22 PM (pq97T)

623 Ace, you're perfectly capable of expressing yourself, but how could you host once you were banned?

Posted by: A vfm at December 22, 2015 10:22 PM (CKGil)

624 Even John Harwood at CNN says WaPo's pulling Telnaes' cartoon was the right decision.

Just read at Twitter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 10:22 PM (ntObR)

625
Wapo is sending a message to Christians about the type of Christianity they like: The nonexistent type.

Wapo likes Republicans like Ray Lahood, too. Same idea.

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 10:22 PM (rHiI3)

626 Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 10:20 PM (yru7T)

I am a Toledo alum and am surprised they should win the game. They just looked so bad against Western Michigan in their last game.

Posted by: WOPR at December 22, 2015 10:22 PM (LTDSy)

627 "HA well the best I can do is a lump of carbon that may or may not be interpreted as "steak"


Yum. Just the way I like it. Well done.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2015 10:22 PM (rDhDx)

628 Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 10:20 PM (yru7T)

Shouldn't be ashamed. One top 25 team and another that was there a couple of times this year. Actually one of the better bowls.

Posted by: WOPR at December 22, 2015 10:23 PM (LTDSy)

629 The Quiet Impact of ISIL's Faith

-
Much like The Quiet Impact of Zardoz' Faith.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2015 10:23 PM (Nwg0u)

630 618 Hey!

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 10:24 PM (IPirI)

631
re: Twisted Sister

Ever since that goofball loser recently came out against Trump, they're dead to me.

Posted by: 270000 admirals and generals at December 22, 2015 10:24 PM (rHiI3)

632 The magic of Karen Carpenter's voice was in the low contralto range. She could span three octaves, but her higher voices were nothing compared to the low voice. Oh, it wasn't bad, was good, but it wasn't the magic of her contralto.

And that voice was not that powerful. She was no Ethel Merman, who could drown out the stadium at a Super Bowl, and it required very close miking, which is the most dangerous for any singer. But with her, it didn't matter, her contralto voice was that good.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2015 10:24 PM (dvuhZ)

633 You can not stop the Toledo Rockets.


You can only hope to contain them.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 10:25 PM (qUNWi)

634 " Germany has lost track of 250,000 refugees. "

But we were all evil crazy racist monsters for questioning The Agenda.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 10:25 PM (Z/8dZ)

635 Are showings of star wars still packed?

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2015 10:25 PM (K9bV0)

636 I just got a fund raising ad from Teh Cruz with the full cartoon. Good for him, run it for all it is worth.

These people are sick. Replace his head with JEF, publish that, and see who shows up at your door.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at December 22, 2015 10:25 PM (bA+CL)

637 let's all draw pics of her being assraped by ISIS terrorists. #eatshitpig"

Wow, is twitter like that? Are we the genteel ones over here at AoS?

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 10:25 PM (n22zQ)

638 626: I was happy to see Akron win there first Bowl game ever today. A good day for the MAC. (I have no connection to the MAC what so ever. I did grow up in PA but thats not much of a connection.)

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 10:25 PM (yru7T)

639 All suppressive persons are fair game, and I can't think of anyone more suppressive than Ted Cruise.

Posted by: L Ron Hubbard at December 22, 2015 10:25 PM (rtXe+)

640 629 The Quiet Impact of ISIL's Faith

-
Much like The Quiet Impact of Zardoz' Faith.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2015 10:23 PM (Nwg0u)
***
BEST.CONNERY.FLICK.EVER.

Posted by: Your Uncle Palpatine at December 22, 2015 10:25 PM (lutOX)

641 Does the bitch have kids? Nieces or nephews? Go after them. No mercy. You want this kind of bs to stop, make her an object lesson.

Otherwise quit whining about the double standard.

Posted by: Fen at December 22, 2015 10:26 PM (LzTHP)

642 The Quiet Impact of ISIL's Faith

We try to keep it as quiet as possible!

Posted by: The MFM at December 22, 2015 10:26 PM (n22zQ)

643 WaPo is schlonged-up.

"Santa Claus" is giving hubby extra mags (Yea, Magpul!!) for his AR, and more ammo.

If it all goes to hell, at least we will eat...

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 22, 2015 10:26 PM (044Fx)

644 As I've said before, when the ISIS nuke goes off in NYC and DC...

have we really lost that much of value?*

(*Exempting of course loved ones of people here who live in those areas. I hope by some miracle they're all away enjoying a Texas vacation when the shit goes down.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 10:19 PM (ntObR)

I just have no sympathy anymore for peeps in Kallyfornia and Screw York who have had plenty of warning, and did nothing.

And I don't wanna hear oh my job is there, my family is there, I grew up there blah blah freakin' blah. Your place of origin is a shithole. Don't come crying to me when you get a radiation shower.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 10:27 PM (heN73)

645 And let's not call them refugees, either; it's offensive. Let's call them undocumented Germans.

-
The preferred term is Syrian-American Germans.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2015 10:27 PM (Nwg0u)

646 and it required very close miking, which is the most dangerous for any singer. But with her, it didn't matter, her contralto voice was that good.

Posted by: publius


Close miking is the best thing that ever happened to shower singing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 10:27 PM (9YDUz)

647 MAC 2-1 in bowls so far. Don't know how Ohio blew their lead.

Posted by: WOPR at December 22, 2015 10:27 PM (LTDSy)

648 t-bird, just about.

Anyway I've had it with being nice to screaming murderous Stalinist bullies. The left wants to pull this shit? Make 'em eat it back, in massive quantities, with a nice giant milkshake of humiliation for dessert.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 10:27 PM (ntObR)

649 635 B-I-L just saw it in Corolla, NC. Four people in the theatre. No kidding.

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2015 10:28 PM (IPirI)

650 Well, I'm out. Gotta be entertained by Bing, Danny, Ellen, and Rosemary. I'll probably return if the ONT shows up.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 10:28 PM (yru7T)

651 Blano, I'm in California and can completely understand.

I'd like to get out of here, and who knows, maybe I will. It'll be a couple years at least, unfortunately.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 10:28 PM (ntObR)

652 Close miking is the best thing that ever happened to shower singing.

Just imagine how good Karen Carpenter sounded in the shower.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2015 10:28 PM (qUNWi)

653 Not my thing (Member of the Tribe), but saw a video of (new song?) "Mary Did You Know?"

Just beautiful.

Posted by: speedster1 at December 22, 2015 10:29 PM (1brdf)

654 "HA well the best I can do is a lump of carbon that may or may not be interpreted as "steak"


Yum. Just the way I like it. Well done.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2015 10:22 PM (rDhDx)

What he said.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 10:29 PM (heN73)

655 I did grow up in PA but thats not much of a connection.)

? There are no PA MAC teams. Are you on the Pitt side of the world and route for your neighbors?

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 10:29 PM (n22zQ)

656 631

Did not know that. Too bad. I'm on the Trump train for the simple fact that he is the SMOD in human form. But I also bought a Cruz hat from Sabo.

Anyway, the dvd was pre-Trump 'the candidate', so it's grandfathered in. Watch it.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at December 22, 2015 10:29 PM (g25eo)

657 route root. I can't believe I type in homonyms.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 10:32 PM (n22zQ)

658 Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass, two incredible voices. One starved to death, the other ate to death. May their memories be a blessing.

Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 22, 2015 10:34 PM (Vv/Pc)

659 I swear to Elvis, if I see another fricking ad about how Santa provides luxury cars with giant bows for Christmas, with happy little Christmas-esque piano tunes in the background, Wayne Brady may have to smack a b*tch.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 22, 2015 10:34 PM (yxw0r)

660 I'd like to get out of here, and who knows, maybe I will. It'll be a couple years at least, unfortunately

---------

Did you ever add up how much you pay for the privilege of living in CA? Betweensales taxes, income taxes and higher gas prices, it's thousands a month.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 10:34 PM (RU5ki)

661 Blano, I'm in California and can completely understand.

I'd like to get out of here, and who knows, maybe I will. It'll be a couple years at least, unfortunately.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 10:28 PM (ntObR)

I get it, especially if you have wife/kids/etc., but if I can do it, anybody can.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 10:34 PM (heN73)

662 She may have sounded good in the shower, but she didn't look good, that I guarantee you.

I denounce myself for that.

There at the last, it was awful. Starved herself to death.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2015 10:35 PM (dvuhZ)

663 657 route root. I can't believe I type in homonyms.
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 10:32 PM (n22zQ)

That's just plain homophonic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 22, 2015 10:35 PM (kpqmD)

664 655: Grew up about 40 miles north of Pittsburgh. Close to the Ohio border. Live in VA now, just outside DC. Don't judge. ;-) I was rooting for Toledo but thats because I have an irrational hatred towards anything connected to the Philadelphia Flyers. Sorry Temple, its a proximity thing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 10:35 PM (yru7T)

665 Ah, here's the disaster I was hoping for:

Carol of the Bells - ThePianoGuys

Almost impossible to ruin, but they give it a good try.
https://youtu.be/e9GtPX6c_kg

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2015 10:35 PM (9YDUz)

666 I have no problem attacking candidate offspring if they're trotted out. Sausage and Malaria Obama are odious.

Posted by: skzion at December 22, 2015 10:36 PM (9C0d4)

667 ""Mary Did You Know?" "

Not new, but a Christmas classic.

Funny story about that though. When my husband was in high school he was doing the music for a church production and the CD started skipping when that song played. So it was...

"Mary did you know...Mary did you know...Mary did you know..." Over and over again. He tried to fix it, but the guy who was up doing the scene was apparently sending him death glares.

So now, anytime we hear the song, we can't help but giggle.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 10:37 PM (Z/8dZ)

668 Oops, sorry. We let the mask slip again. My bad.

Posted by: The Washington Post at December 22, 2015 10:37 PM (RU5ki)

669 In The Bleak Midwinter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRobryliBLQ

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at December 22, 2015 10:38 PM (+1T7c)

670
473 403 are there any good modern christmas songs

The Pogues - Fairytale of New York

https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2015 09:42 PM (yru7T)


Excellent choice!

Two others -

"This Christmastide (Jessye's Carol)"

http://youtu.be/UEtJtbIH5aw

The American Boy Choir version is better, but I could not get it to play.


"Mary's Boy Child" by Jester Hairston

http://youtu.be/tDxBX7c6Dbk


Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2015 10:38 PM (BK3ZS)

671 Blano, good point.

Cicero, I'm kinda stuck because at this point I'm pretty much taking a lot of care of my 76-year-old Mom, and she doesn't want to go anywhere.

I have one sister (I've told you about her, she has issues) and bro-in-law, with kids, whose jobs are dependent on staying in SoCal. And my other sister and bro-in-law, the 'sane' ones, have good jobs with a local school district.

However... the 'sane' ones have admitted to me, if they could save the money, they wouldn't mind going to either Montana or Wyoming. And the other sister... she works for Verizon which in SoCal is about to sell off a lot of its assets to Frontier Communications, and she has absolutely *no* idea whether her job will stay in California or not.

So who knows, a move may come sooner than I think.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 10:40 PM (ntObR)

672 Well, it's official now: Cruz will be the nominee.

Posted by: TallDave at December 22, 2015 10:40 PM (74ZYB)

673 I haven't seen SMFH lately. Is this the time when she's being entertained by daughters' boyfriends' parents & significant others?

Should be some good stories coming out of that soon.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 10:40 PM (heN73)

674 I'm not a C&W fan, but Sugarland does a competent performance of O Come, O Come Emanuel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vatvUREAPY0

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 10:40 PM (yddCj)

675 Germany has lost track of 250,000 refugees.




Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2015 09:56 PM (B9up3)




There's a Downfall parody that just writes itself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2015 10:40 PM (45oDG)

676 Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 10:27 PM (heN73)


You must be real fun at family gatherings...
And - out for the night.

Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 10:40 PM (mUsVF)

677 "
I swear to Elvis, if I see another fricking ad about how Santa provides
luxury cars with giant bows for Christmas, with happy little
Christmas-esque piano tunes in the background,"


It's ridiculous and I'm tired of them too, but, people do that shit. I used to work at a couple of car dealers. They'd bring the car to the showroom, decorate it, and, (normally) the husband would bring in the wife and surprise her a day or two before.

Wasn't real common, but, it happened.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2015 10:41 PM (rDhDx)

678
635 Are showings of star wars still packed?
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2015 10:25 PM (K9bV0)



I saw it Friday. You know the second day. Counting me, three people in the theater. Of course it was just the 2D showing. And it was a last minute additional showing because the previous one sold out and the next one coming up was also almost sold out. And there was a line for the next 3D showing. But hey 3 people so I got my choice of seat. :p

Posted by: Anderson at December 22, 2015 10:41 PM (z/Ubi)

679 Oops, that entire comment above was entirely for *both* Blano and Cicero. And everyone else. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 10:41 PM (ntObR)

680 Some of us grew up with this--

Charlie Brown Christmas
(Vince Guaraldi Trio):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jpGOb-gB-o

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 22, 2015 10:41 PM (044Fx)

681 /off half a sock.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 22, 2015 10:41 PM (z/Ubi)

682 Here's Kathleen Battle from a great album doing O Come All Ye Faithful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V57IrQxKHpc

Posted by: Mickey and Sylvia at December 22, 2015 10:42 PM (QP2lF)

683 I had just logged on, had viewed soopermexican's site, and saw the cartoon, and was about to link it here...

But Ace is already all over this topic. Well done. Anyhow, here is sooper's take:

http://tinyurl.com/zbvmc52

Scumbags, indeed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 22, 2015 10:42 PM (gyKtp)

684 667 Lauren

Thanks - and Merry Christmas!

Posted by: speedster1 at December 22, 2015 10:43 PM (1brdf)

685 Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 10:27 PM (heN73)


You must be real fun at family gatherings...
And - out for the night.

Posted by: The Least Interesting Man In The World at December 22, 2015 10:40 PM (mUsVF)

I'm in Texas, they're in Michigan. Other than my kids, not worth the trip.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 10:44 PM (heN73)

686 Kathleen Battle is wonderful.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2015 10:45 PM (Nwg0u)

687 Carol of the Belts - Here Come the Mummies

youtube.com/watch?v=BDiXPx2OqPI

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 22, 2015 10:45 PM (kpqmD)

688 For Unto Us a Child is Born

http://tinyurl.com/hpoeggl

Obama, the Magic Christian, thinks the Muslim call to prayer is the most beautiful sound in the world. Some Arab yodeling in Arabic, really?

Those wacky Christians.

When I was a teenager about a million years ago, our High School choir sang the Xmas part of the Messiah for Christmas.

That sticks with you. More beautiful than Arab yodeling.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at December 22, 2015 10:45 PM (+1T7c)

689 649 635 B-I-L just saw it in Corolla, NC. Four people in the theatre. No kidding.

-----------------

There is a theater in Corolla? That shocks me.Not exactly a populated spot, but a great one.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at December 22, 2015 10:45 PM (bA+CL)

690 658 Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass, two incredible voices. One starved to death, the other ate to death. May their memories be a blessing.
Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 22, 2015 10:34 PM (Vv/Pc)


Cass Elliot apparently had a heart attack or something. There was a partially eaten sandwich in her hotel room but it didn't directly contribute to her death.

She seemed like a fun person who I would have liked to have known.

Posted by: rickl at December 22, 2015 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

691 I'm on the Trump train for the simple fact that he is the SMOD in human form

---

THIS.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 22, 2015 10:47 PM (9JJgN)

692 The Wrath of the Hilldebeast would have befallen anyone that published anything about Princess Chelsea without Hill's permission.

Posted by: Hank at December 22, 2015 10:48 PM (AqfcR)

693 Anything new & exciting since I was last here?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 10:49 PM (voOPb)

694 5 B-I-L just saw it in Corolla, NC.
---
Hey, I know right where that theater is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 10:49 PM (yddCj)

695 "I'm in Texas, they're in Michigan. Other than my kids, not worth the trip."


I've got family like that. Now, they're closer than that but still not worth seeing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2015 10:49 PM (2d3E2)

696 Thanks, Speedster! And happy belated Hanukkah to you.

And Re: people buying cars for Christmas...


Who does that? "Here you go, sweet heart, I've given us a $500 monthly payment without consulting you! Merry Christmas!"

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 10:49 PM (Z/8dZ)

697 "635 Are showings of star wars still packed:"

I saw it at an IMAX showing last night at 6;30 and the theater was about 90% full. Basically all the seats but the crappy ones at the very front of the theater.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 10:51 PM (Z/8dZ)

698 Who does that? "Here you go, sweet heart, I've given us a $500 monthly payment without consulting you! Merry Christmas!" Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 10:49 PM (Z/8dZ)
One would hope that they paid cash for the car

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 10:51 PM (uZNvH)

699 qdpsteve

Moving to Montana soon gonna be a dental floss tycoon? Good luck bud

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 10:52 PM (voOPb)

700 qdpsteve you are moving to Montana? what part?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 10:52 PM (uZNvH)

701 I will buy a gun without my wife knowing about it. But a car? Are you nuts?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 10:53 PM (voOPb)

702 "One would hope that they paid cash for the car"

Ha. Hahaha. Hahahaha.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 10:53 PM (Z/8dZ)

703 690 "....but it didn't directly contribute to her death".

Right. Obesity is never a factor in deaths related to heart problems.

Posted by: Hank at December 22, 2015 10:53 PM (AqfcR)

704 The Husband and I would also like to move to Montana. In theory at least. I do wonder how many people over the years have been inspired by singing "big city turn me loose and set me free..."?

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 10:54 PM (Z/8dZ)

705
703 690 "....but it didn't directly contribute to her death".

Right. Obesity is never a factor in deaths related to heart problems.
Posted by: Hank at December 22, 2015 10:53 PM (AqfcR)


Just like Islam is never a factor in terrorism.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 22, 2015 10:55 PM (z/Ubi)

706 'Course, I'm not what anyone would call romantic, so perhaps there are women out there who would flip out over a shiny black car with a big red bow and never give a second thought to the financial details.

Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 10:55 PM (Z/8dZ)

707 chemjeff and MH, Montana is my (sane) sister and bro-in-law's idea.

Have no idea where they'd go but given their degrees and work experience, they'd gravitate towards Billings or another urban center there. Of course what qualifies as an "urban center" in MT is probably far different and smaller than what I'm used to here in Los Angeles County.

Would I go with them? I've already asked them to make room for me in the trunk of the SUV. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 10:55 PM (ntObR)

708 706 'Course, I'm not what anyone would call romantic, so perhaps there are women out there who would flip out over a shiny black car with a big red bow and never give a second thought to the financial details.
Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 10:55 PM (Z/8dZ)

They're called gold diggers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 22, 2015 10:56 PM (kpqmD)

709 Promises to all here, if/when the move to MT gets made, you will all be in the loop. Would love to meet folks there. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 10:56 PM (ntObR)

710 The Holly and the Ivy, by George Winston

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FFp-doyMTI

Everything that was once, and could be again.....that's what the song sounds like to me.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at December 22, 2015 10:56 PM (+1T7c)

711 Hey man, my outrage meter was pegged years ago. We pulled the plug on broadcast/cable TV. Blood pressure couldn't stand it.

Let me know when it's primary time.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at December 22, 2015 10:56 PM (laMCB)

712 "'Santa Claus' is giving hubby extra mags (Yea, Magpul!!) for his AR, and more ammo. If it all goes to hell, at least we will eat..."

Long Pig Surprise.

LP can be stringy and gamey, but it's abundant.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 22, 2015 10:56 PM (noWW6)

713 My favorite Christmas song is Mahalia Jackson singing Sweet Little Jesus Boy.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 10:57 PM (kXoT0)

714 Who does that? "Here you go, sweet heart, I've given us a $500 monthly payment without consulting you! Merry Christmas!"

Certainly not us Blue Collar Types--

We may be 'The Ones Who Do The Work', but the pay ain't on par with *that*!

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 22, 2015 10:58 PM (044Fx)

715 Enough is enough.

This is war, and I want some heads.

I am calling Amazon. They have processed my final purchase.

Posted by: Ddad99 at December 22, 2015 10:59 PM (fUksb)

716 California is on its way to becoming a third world hellhole. Plenty of illegals, criminals, and "family renunion" qualifiers headed in, 5 established business per week moving out.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at December 22, 2015 10:59 PM (laMCB)

717 Any liberal worth their salt that lives in MT is in Missoula.

Posted by: Hank at December 22, 2015 10:59 PM (AqfcR)

718 In fairness, if my other sister's job also moved her somewhere like Montana or Texas... I'd encourage her to go ahead and make the move.

If she goes fof it, that might be all it takes to nudge the rest of my family in that direction.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 10:59 PM (ntObR)

719 My favorite Christmas song is Mahalia Jackson singing Sweet Little Jesus Boy.


Aww, shucks.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at December 22, 2015 10:59 PM (RU5ki)

720 In theory at least. I do wonder how many people over the years have been inspired by singing "big city turn me loose and set me free..."?
Posted by: Lauren at December 22, 2015 10:54 PM (Z/8dZ)

------

I'm more worried that the best of the free life is behind us and the good times are really over for good.

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2015 10:59 PM (K9bV0)

721 LP can be stringy and gamey, but it's abundant.>>>

In Denver it has the faint taste of Cheetos and herb.

Posted by: Obama at December 22, 2015 11:00 PM (wHX4r)

722 LP can be stringy and gamey, but it's abundant.

Oh. Hell. No.

There's plenty of deer right here *in town*.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 22, 2015 11:00 PM (044Fx)

723 Oops sock off

Posted by: Willy J. at December 22, 2015 11:01 PM (wHX4r)

724
712 "'Santa Claus' is giving hubby extra mags (Yea, Magpul!!) for his AR, and more ammo. If it all goes to hell, at least we will eat..."

Long Pig Surprise.

LP can be stringy and gamey, but it's abundant.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 22, 2015 10:56 PM (noWW6)


"Strange meat pies"

/Fallout

Posted by: Buzzion at December 22, 2015 11:02 PM (z/Ubi)

725 The Husband and I would also like to move to Montana."



What part?

Maybe fairweather can get you some pointers.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2015 11:02 PM (2d3E2)

726 "I'm in Texas, they're in Michigan. Other than my kids, not worth the trip."


I've got family like that. Now, they're closer than that but still not worth seeing.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2015 10:49 PM (2d3E2)

On my jaunts up there I'd have to take a day away from my kids to go see people, even though I'd just driven 19 hours to get there.

After my Grandma died, I decided screw it, I drove 19-20 hours, if they want to see me bad enough they can drive 3.

Nobody ever has.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 11:02 PM (heN73)

727 Steve if you love LA county activity you will. E shocked by MT
God it's a beautiful state, sportsman paradise

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 11:02 PM (voOPb)

728 Aww, shucks.
Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at December 22, 2015 10:59 PM (RU5ki)

What? I am serious. It's one song that speaks to His grace and sacrifice and mankind's unworthiness and the lady could sing.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 11:03 PM (kXoT0)

729 One problem re moving to Montana: the bro-in-law who floated the idea, believes that the locals won't be friendly if they make the move.

I keep telling him, as long as your attitude is "thanks for welcoming us, tell us what *we* need to change about our lifestyle, we're not going to try and change anything about your lifestyle here," people in Montana (or wherever) will be fine with our arrival.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 11:03 PM (ntObR)

730 The Husband and I would also like to move to Montana."

And grow you some dental floss.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 11:03 PM (heN73)

731 Look, can we all agree that it was more important to get that cartoon out to our people than to argue about our sanctimonious right to free speech?

Posted by: Editor Hiatt at December 22, 2015 11:04 PM (w/iDp)

732 You can email the cartoonist your sentiments here

atelnaes@anntelnaes.com

Posted by: stace at December 22, 2015 11:04 PM (CoX6k)

733 Everything that was once, and could be again.....that's what the song sounds like to me.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative
-----------------

At Westminster Cathederal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmXf4chXbV0

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 11:04 PM (yddCj)

734 It's always a mistake to let the Left set rules.

"Kids are off limits!" the left-wing media cries.

"Of course!" the Cuckoracy responds.

"Fuck you and Obama's miserable crack whore daughters," Trump replies.

Outrage ensues, and Trump produces a photograph of Sasha blowing a Secret Service agent and smoking crack with him (the way things have been going for him, this likely exists).

It was a good run you had, communist motherfuckers. Now we shall proceed to ruin your lives and the lives of your families.

Donald Trump has saved the republic already. Now on to frogmarching Hillary Clinton to prison for espionage and investing in rope.

Posted by: Trump Poisoned My Cat at December 22, 2015 11:05 PM (pq97T)

735 Hmmm... capricious enforcement of rules. I am shocked.

Posted by: West Town at December 22, 2015 11:06 PM (Ob6Wk)

736 MH, oh yeah, thanks. :-) I love the idea of being somewhere where the urban/suburban sprawl can be *escaped.*

Here in SoCal, you pretty much have to go all the way up the grapevine or past Indio to do that, and those aren't easy drives, at least anymore. And there's *still* growing numbers of people in even those exurban areas.

If I make it to MT, or Arizona, or anywhere far more exurban... I intend to make a serious effort to adjust my lifestyle to the new surroundings, not just sit inside and watch TV or surf the web for the rest of my life.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 11:06 PM (ntObR)

737 Over on Yahoo!, there's an article about Hillary's scathing reply to The Donald's remarks. In the comments, she is being vilified and he is being supported.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 11:06 PM (kXoT0)

738 O/T: Oh my....

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8420252

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 11:07 PM (uZNvH)

739 Gotta love that at Twitchy, they're running ads for the HBO series "Transparent."

Wonder if Malkin has been making some angry phone calls and emails...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2015 11:07 PM (ntObR)

740 I will buy a gun without my wife knowing about it. But a car? Are you nuts?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 22, 2015 10:53 PM (voOPb)



"Umm dear, do you have any idea who might have parked a Porsche Cayman in our garage?"

Yeah. Definitely won't work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2015 11:08 PM (RU5ki)

741 but Sugarland does a competent performance of O Come, O Come Emanuel



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vatvUREAPY0


Posted by: Mike Hammer

That right there is really beautiful. Never heard it before, but this lady Jennifer Nettles has a wonderful voice.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at December 22, 2015 11:08 PM (+1T7c)

742 http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8420252

*puts cocaine and hydrofluoric acid away*

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2015 11:09 PM (w/iDp)

743 Outrage ensues, and Trump produces a photograph of Sasha blowing a Secret Service agent and smoking crack with him (the way things have been going for him, this likely exists).
Posted by: Trump Poisoned My Cat at December 22, 2015 11:05 PM (pq97T)

The media studiously ignored the shots of Malia drinking beer on the set of Lena Dunhanm's grotesquerie. They dismissed them as "photoshopped" fakes despite corrobarating reports that she was drinking.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 11:09 PM (kXoT0)

744 Just got home from mak___ cookies with little infidel. Can't see the ad with the Cruz girls, but I think this will be a good bump for Cruz.

Fuck the media. We are sick and tired of all this shit.

Posted by: infidel at December 22, 2015 11:09 PM (pF7Os)

745 My uncle-in-law lived in Hamilton, MT. That's in the MT banana belt.

He was pissed when he turned 87 and they told him he had to be accompanied by another hunter when he mounted up his horse and went after Elk.

Posted by: Hank at December 22, 2015 11:09 PM (AqfcR)

746 The Washington Post sure didn't like it when Obama was called a monkey:

http://tinyurl.com/znr7odl

Posted by: Cantankerous at December 22, 2015 11:10 PM (ZZqyG)

747 O/T: Oh my....

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8420252


Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 11:07 PM (uZNvH)

Good God chemjeff......can we go back to talking about conservatives now??

I didn't understand half those words but it still sounded disgusting.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 11:10 PM (heN73)

748 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), T at December 22, 2015 11:10 PM (OQ9R7)

749 "I keep telling him, as long as your attitude is "thanks for welcoming
us, tell us what *we* need to change about our lifestyle, we're not
going to try and change anything about your lifestyle here," people in
Montana (or wherever) will be fine with our arrival."


I think you're right. Where you come from ain't as big who you are are what you wanna do. There are plenty of lefty assholes born and raised in northern New Mexico.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2015 11:11 PM (2d3E2)

750 I am also a sucker for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir's singing the Hallelujah Chorus. I love Handel's Messiah start to finish, but, I weep like a baby during the chorus.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 11:11 PM (kXoT0)

751 ONT is up!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2015 11:11 PM (DLIIY)

752 really pixy?

Posted by: infidel at December 22, 2015 11:11 PM (pF7Os)

753 O/T: Oh my....

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8420252


Posted by: chemjeff>>>

That should have been a death sentence with HF.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 22, 2015 11:11 PM (wHX4r)

754 I will buy a gun without my wife knowing about it. But a car? Are you nuts?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----------------

Heh. I did that. Took a bus to Knoxville while she was at work. Kicked the tires on the car, liked it, drove it home. "Honey? Whose car is that in the driveway?"

1978 Olds Cutlass. $2500 It's still waiting for me to get the 403 shoehorned in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2015 11:12 PM (yddCj)

755 The media studiously ignored the shots of Malia drinking beer on the set of Lena Dunhanm's grotesquerie. They dismissed them as "photoshopped" fakes despite corrobarating reports that she was drinking.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 22, 2015 11:09 PM (kXoT0)

What decent parent would let his daughter work at that Dunham freakshow? Gross.

Posted by: stace at December 22, 2015 11:12 PM (CoX6k)

756 Sorry if this has been mentioned before, no time to read all the comments. So tired of "my brother's keeper" being taken out of context! Abel was saying the opposite of their appropriated verse. I thought leftists hate appropriation. But then leftists don't read the bible, so...

Posted by: Kalneva at December 22, 2015 11:13 PM (qSzM9)

757 The WaPo offices likely have tight security as compared to what Charlie Hebdo had.

And this cartoonist probably has her own Secret Service detail by now.

Total lockdown.

They've awakened the enemy. They're scared. Happy scared. They trolled for this.

They want proof.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 22, 2015 11:14 PM (U6f54)

758 Good God chemjeff......can we go back to talking about conservatives now??



I didn't understand half those words but it still sounded disgusting.

Posted by: Blano at December 22, 2015 11:10 PM (heN73)

basically, some weirdo shoved acid up his ass

Posted by: chemjeff at December 22, 2015 11:14 PM (uZNvH)

759 Complaining to the hacks at WaPo is a necessary first step (demanding that everyone involved be fired), but the real way to get action is to go after the advertisers.

Looking at the Post's website I see digital ads for Wells Fargo, Michael's stores, Fidelity Investments, the city of Charlotte, NC, Jimmy Dean breakfast foods, to name a few.

Sure, digital ads are placed by a network and these companies probably didn't specifically request for their ads to show up on the Post's homepage, but that's irrelevant.

People should go after any company that advertises with the post - intentionally or not. Make this about those companies and their support for racism via the Post. Threaten to start a boycott until they denounce the Post and its racism. Share your outrage on social media and encourage other to do so.

Keep stirring this pot. Keep the outrage against these advertisers going for as many days and weeks as possible.

I work in corporate marketing and I know that one day of a few angry social media posts won't do any good. Several days - or even a week - of angry customers demanding that the company disavow their relationship with the post (or face the wrath of the consumer) will make the CEOs of these companies march into the marketing department and demand that all advertising with the Post end immediately. I've seen it happen for less.

Posted by: wheatley at December 22, 2015 11:14 PM (XIkJG)

760 That's good to know wheatley.

Posted by: infidel at December 22, 2015 11:17 PM (pF7Os)

761 basically, some weirdo shoved acid up his ass>>>

Not just any acid, HF is a particularly nasty acid in what it attacks and how.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 22, 2015 11:19 PM (wHX4r)

762 I know this is a dead thread but I remember when they went buck wild on the "Wild" Bush Twin getting served underage at Chuy's. Even called the fucking cops. They play by different rules. Fuck them right in the eye.

Posted by: Zakn at December 22, 2015 11:38 PM (d2pTe)

763 Ace,

I read this last night and couldn't bring myself to respond then. Like you, this moves me to anger that is beyond fury. I struggle with it, in fact - I should not feel so strongly about a cartoon... and yet I do.

It is proven that one of the key ways propagandists operate is to de-humanize the foe. To get you to believe that they are less-than-human in some way or other, and thus to deny them the sympathy and empathy that is required for peace.

Just remember: in de-humanizing the Cruz kids, the WaPo and all affiliated with it have shown me that it is they - not the Cruz kids - who are not worthy of human sympathy or empathy.

They have begged me to view them as an enemy. I don't know why, but they have.

What the hell is wrong with these people? Have they no decency whatsoever?

Posted by: RobM1981 at December 23, 2015 08:17 AM (zurJC)

764 Bitch just doubled down with a tweet about how organ grinders once entertained on the streets of washington dc, as if that justifies her disgusting comparison. Way to miss the point, 'Pulitzer Prize winner." I bet she thought Shindler's List was a movie about industrial production too. Idiot. I wonder if she has kids.

Posted by: viv at December 23, 2015 08:41 AM (11H2y)

765 The WaPost has long had a$$holes as cartoonists. I haven't forgotten Herblock, now doing cartoons for Satan.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 23, 2015 08:42 AM (vFmT2)

766 "I failed to look at this cartoon before it was published."

I used to work at The Charlotte Observer when Doug Marlette was editorial cartoonist, and the standard rule there was Doug had to show the cartoon to the executive editor in sketch form before he could proceed.

They had good reason for this policy. Doug was a flaming Christian liberal in a flaming Christian conservative state. He would go after Jim Bakker's PTL Club, the death penalty, homophobic Anita Bryant, the dunderheads on the Charlotte School Board, etc. Most of the time, they let him proceed; they simply wanted to know if they could expect rivers of fire to come shooting out of the phones the next day.

What I'm saying is, this editor was either incompetent or incompetent.

Posted by: Uma Thurman's Feet at December 23, 2015 11:15 AM (ut+33)

767 Imagine, using your kids as mere props to further your political ambitíons! No one would ever do that, nor have they ever done so, before that wicked, awful man, Ted Cruz came along. Certainly not the Mayor of New York, Bill de Blasio, he would never do such a thing. Cruz changed the game by trotting out his little princesses/monkies and so he deserves what he gets, ha ha!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election/de-blasio-kids-fro-dad-bid-mayor-article-1.1410852

Posted by: Michelle at December 23, 2015 01:03 PM (XqC1i)

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