Obama's Last Press Conference of the Year

Livestream here.

He's going on vacation, if you can believe that. On the way, he'll take a quick Included Excursion to meet with the families of the victims of his incompetence. I imagine this will be a closed meeting with only a White House photographer present. He'll claim this is due to his wishing to keep it "private" but it's really to keep from giving any attention to the story.

Of course, if he gets a good picture, comforting the family of the Islamic woman who was killed, for example, this "private" and sacred meeting will be documented on the White House Twitter feed.

The meeting will be private and almost sacred, unless Obama thinks he looks warm and strong and above all Reassuring in a picture. Then, maybe not so private after all.


[Update: Andy] Here's an additional detail to place this press conference into its proper context.


Good Quote from Obama:

"There's only so much bombing you can do when a country is outraged and believes their ruler doesn't represent them."

Hear, hear! You finally understand, Slapdick!

Posted by: Ace at 01:43 PM




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1 Frist??

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 18, 2015 01:44 PM (nfdN9)

2 Vacation!

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2015 01:44 PM (8HTq1)

3 First?

Posted by: Rocky Balbroa at December 18, 2015 01:44 PM (VCA89)

4 I think the double post solidified my frist.

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 18, 2015 01:45 PM (nfdN9)

5 Going for a record here hopefully top 10 post

Posted by: Picric at December 18, 2015 01:46 PM (QnQ+g)

6 Like George Costanza the guy takes vacations from doing nothing.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2015 01:46 PM (8HTq1)

7
It's two, two, two blogs in one!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 18, 2015 01:47 PM (QDnY+)

8 Are you sure he is visiting the victim's families or does he consider the shooter's family more the victims?

Posted by: ejazzyjeff at December 18, 2015 01:47 PM (no7vk)

9 Does this mean there will be double press conferences as well?

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society - Brian/Sir Robin 2016 at December 18, 2015 01:47 PM (AJeMv)

10 Hopefully he finds the time to catch up on all that news he missed. I mean he must have a TV in his golf cart, right?

Posted by: Flyguy at December 18, 2015 01:48 PM (xEgty)

11 Maybe Obama can meet the Muslim family on the Rosa Parks bus?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2015 01:49 PM (4ErVI)

12
Barging in, but permit me to piss you off even more:

Senate Republicans are taking a victory lap as 2015 comes to a close, highlighting their accomplishments in a new video. The video, titled "A New Approach," was released by the Senate Republican Conference Friday morning and features more than a dozen senators listing a number of accomplishments from the past year.

"Last November, the American people voted to break through Washingtons gridlock and get Congress working again," Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., said as the video opened with drums playing. "That's just what the new Republican majority you elected has done."

The video featured some of those senators who are among the most vulnerable incumbents, including Sens. Rob Portman of Ohio, Mark S. Kirk of Illinois, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, Richard M. Burr of North Carolina and John McCain of Arizona.

http://tinyurl.com/jm2y9mq

Video at the link.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2015 01:49 PM (kdS6q)

13 They could show him lifting weights. That will make him look manly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 18, 2015 01:49 PM (1xUj/)

14 Earlier I was reading things more important to Obama than meeting with the families. It Truely depressed me. I would not even show up, maybe send some range golf balls to the event with a note how Pbo will pay more attention to those than me.

Posted by: Picric at December 18, 2015 01:49 PM (QnQ+g)

15 He's going on vacation, if you can believe that.

Get outta here!

Of course, if he gets a good picture, comforting the family of the
Islamic woman who was killed, for example, this "private" and sacred
meeting will be documented on the White House Twitter feed.


You mean the one who did the killing, right?

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 18, 2015 01:50 PM (vn2q2)

16 It doesn't really count as a double posting if you add a paragraph, right?

OT too soon? I just want to say, our congresscritter was the only Oklahoma congresscritter to vote NO to the omnivorous bill. "Republicans" all.

Thank you, Jim Bridenstein. It's not easy, living in one of the last outposts of civilization.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting? at December 18, 2015 01:50 PM (/B6Iw)

17 Obama's Last Press Conference


If only THIS Christmas wish comes true..

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 18, 2015 01:50 PM (j/0iw)

18 The meeting will be private and almost sacred, unless Obama thinks he looks warm and strong and above all Reassuring in a picture. Then, maybe not so private after all.


And it will be a picture of just him, not him and one of the victims.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 18, 2015 01:50 PM (mf5HN)

19 "Obama's Last Press Conference"

I think it's great Ace is ending the year on a hopeful note.

Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2015 01:50 PM (TxJGV)

20

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 18, 2015 01:50 PM (mf5HN)

21 HA!

*does Barrel avoidance dance*

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 18, 2015 01:51 PM (mf5HN)

22 Maybe he'll apologize for playing golf, partying and picking his nose instead of working to protect the country from terrorism.

Nah.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2015 01:51 PM (8ZskC)

23 Bears repeating....

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 18, 2015 01:52 PM (xWW96)

24 Please stay away from Maui, you fuck.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 18, 2015 01:52 PM (3dOE/)

25 I think Ace is attempting reentry.

Posted by: Q at December 18, 2015 01:53 PM (DLIIY)

26 Doublemint, Doublemint . . .

Posted by: Sphynx at December 18, 2015 01:53 PM (OZmbA)

27 I hate McConnell as much as any Democrat.Worthless pile of shit.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2015 01:53 PM (8HTq1)

28 How many times has Ace double posted? Anyone keeping score?

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 18, 2015 01:53 PM (xWW96)

29 But, but, but ... GUNS!

Posted by: Pastorius at December 18, 2015 01:53 PM (90uWW)

30 21 HA!

*does Barrel avoidance dance*

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 18, 2015 01:51 PM (mf5HN)



You know the rule about pix....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2015 01:53 PM (EzgxV)

31 What will Obama call them today? Daesh, ISIL, ISIS, Mormons?

Such suspense.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2015 01:53 PM (/tuJf)

32 I wonder if Trump would offer him to play free at his golf course again if he would step down.

Posted by: Picric at December 18, 2015 01:53 PM (QnQ+g)

33 From his pov, why shouldn't he be celebrating by taking a long vacation?

He is, after all, our duly elected elite ruler, and he just won a great victory without expending one iota of political capital. And the media now have plausible deniability in turning their attention away from his recent string of failures and lauding his bringing the wretched Republicans to heel.

It kind of reminds me of the last scene in the original Godfather where the underlings go in and kiss Michael Corleone's ring, paying their homage to the triumphant leader who had vanquished his opposition.

Posted by: RM at December 18, 2015 01:53 PM (U3LtS)

34 Going to play golf with his hook hooker upper?


http://tinyurl.com/3sp698j




Sex with a woman/guy who's ass doesn't weigh 200 Lbs?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 01:53 PM (jJRIy)

35 On a more positive note, Obama has promised to increase his TV-watching by at least three hours a day so that he can have a better feel for the mood of regular Americans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2015 01:53 PM (8ZskC)

36 13 They could show him lifting weights. That will make him look manly.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 18, 2015 01:49 PM (1xUj/)

Nothing exudes testosterone in action like swinging around a couple of pink 2.5 pound dumbbells.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 18, 2015 01:54 PM (kpqmD)

37 >>Daesh, ISIL, ISIS, Mormons?
<<



PALS

Posted by: Sphynx at December 18, 2015 01:54 PM (OZmbA)

38 New plan:

Register as Dem
Vote Sanders in primary
Vote Trump in general

Make it burn.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2015 01:54 PM (9YDUz)

39
LDC, again, thanks for your diligent updating behaviors.

Yep, that "gridlock" was the problem, and boy is it done "broken".

Nothing says "smoothly functioning legislature in a constitutional system with divided powers" like the seventh consecutive year of a multi-thousand page CR passed after less than 48 hours of consideration, in which the "opposition" in the WH and Congress get, literally, more than they asked for.

But remember, "circular firing squad". Remember - "eating our own". Remember - "but, but ..... the Dems would be worse, or something". Remember - "SCOTUS appointments!!! eleventy!!! over which the Senate has no control, er ...."

Posted by: rhomboid at December 18, 2015 01:54 PM (QDnY+)

40 Warms my dark heart to see McCain listed as a most vulnerable senator. I think next year is the year he gets tossed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2015 01:54 PM (4ErVI)

41 Upper or lower post?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2015 01:55 PM (LUgeY)

42 If we post on post and re-post, do we get banned?

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at December 18, 2015 01:56 PM (xWW96)

43 >> I wonder if Trump would offer him to play free at his golf
>> course again if he would step down.

Would it earn a visit from the FBI to suggest that the guy take up smoking again, and play more often on those courses built on top of methane-outgassing landfills?

Posted by: JEM at December 18, 2015 01:56 PM (o+SC1)

44 HA!

*does Barrel avoidance dance*
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches


No way.

I'm afraid of her.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 18, 2015 01:57 PM (1xUj/)

45 Register as Dem
Vote Sanders in primary
Vote Trump in general

Make it burn.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Operation KAOS

Posted by: The Craw at December 18, 2015 01:57 PM (FkBIv)

46 Is there really anyone, anywhere in this country, that needs this arrogant, self-absorbed POS to "reassure" them that they will be "safe from terrorists"? He says his mistake following the shootings in California was that he didn't reassure us. Better he resigns.

Posted by: D the J at December 18, 2015 01:57 PM (+dzqV)

47 41
Upper or lower post?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2015 01:55 PM (LUgeY)


When I pay you do what I want.


http://tinyurl.com/3sp698j

Posted by: Bobby Timcom at December 18, 2015 01:57 PM (jJRIy)

48 Thanks for the warning, I want to make sure that I don't have the radio or TV on.

Posted by: dogfish at December 18, 2015 01:57 PM (0O2Lr)

49 You couldn't pay me enough to watch this.

Posted by: Lea - Unknown level of Nefariosity at December 18, 2015 01:57 PM (lIU4e)

50 Alas, I also expect our two "Republican" Senators, the old venerable Inhofe and the new RINOish Lankford, to be voting Yay [sic] on the bill, as well.

Posted by: mindful webworker - OK GOPe rules at December 18, 2015 01:57 PM (/B6Iw)

51 None of you could tell me to my face, like a man, that Ace double-stomped himself ?

Posted by: Irony at December 18, 2015 01:58 PM (4sTLj)

52
This attack is not true islam, in true islam the timed bombs would have worked.

Posted by: Bracky al Obama at December 18, 2015 01:58 PM (ODxAs)

53 I wonder if watching CNN was what made him realize he should visit the victims?

Posted by: Pastorius at December 18, 2015 01:58 PM (90uWW)

54 My understanding is that his stopoff in San Bernadino means this trip is "official business" so taxpayers have to pay for it.

Posted by: V the K at December 18, 2015 01:58 PM (O7MnT)

55 CNN is his Chief of Staff.

Posted by: Pastorius at December 18, 2015 01:58 PM (90uWW)

56 Chinks float currency and find out they are fvcked.



http://tinyurl.com/gl8xbkp




Good news? TVs and Computers to be cheaper next year.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:00 PM (jJRIy)

57
The sound of pabulum, now in stereo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2015 02:00 PM (BK3ZS)

58 I hope Hawaii tips over.

Posted by: Irony at December 18, 2015 02:00 PM (4sTLj)

59 My understanding is that his stopoff in San Bernadino means this trip is "official business" so taxpayers have to pay for it.

He does this for DNC fundraising, too.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 18, 2015 02:00 PM (vn2q2)

60 Don't ever let anyone tell you Obama does not CAIR.

Posted by: Pastorius at December 18, 2015 02:00 PM (90uWW)

61

"Senate Republicans are taking a victory lap as 2015 comes to a close, highlighting their accomplishments in a new video. The video, titled "A New Approach," was released by the Senate Republican Conference Friday morning and features more than a dozen senators listing a number of accomplishments from the past year.

"Last November, the American people voted to break through Washingtons gridlock and get Congress working again," Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., said as the video opened with drums playing. "That's just what the new Republican majority you elected has done."

The video featured some of those senators who are among the most vulnerable incumbents, including Sens. Rob Portman of Ohio, Mark S. Kirk of Illinois, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, Richard M. Burr of North Carolina and John McCain of Arizona."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

I have never heard a single sane person ever say they want to "break through Washingtons gridlock and get Congress working again".

when washington "works" America loses. Every.Fucking.Time

Posted by: evil libertarian at December 18, 2015 02:00 PM (7pJrz)

62
And now, the sweet anticipation of which duplicate thread gets deleted.

Delicious!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2015 02:01 PM (kdS6q)

63 Maybe Obama will finally say the words Islamic terrorists. After all, they seriously cut into his vacation and golf time.

Posted by: Hepcat at December 18, 2015 02:01 PM (IeR2g)

64
Allah Akbar and Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Hussein the Comforter at December 18, 2015 02:01 PM (OiFtZ)

65 61

when washington "works" America loses. Every.Fucking.Time



Posted by: evil libertarian at December 18, 2015 02:00 PM (7pJrz)


Silence, prole.

Posted by: Your Betters at December 18, 2015 02:02 PM (3dOE/)

66 I'll take the bet that Obama drops his Executive Orders on gun control at today's presser.

Else he's got nothing else to talk about other than to look like a lame duck.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 18, 2015 02:02 PM (r1fLd)

67 Upper or lower post?

===

You take the high post
and I'll take the low post
And I'll get tae Scatlun aferr yae

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Hands at December 18, 2015 02:02 PM (3ZtZW)

68 Anticipaaaation is making me wait

Posted by: joni mitchell-buffy carpenter ste-marie at December 18, 2015 02:02 PM (DLIIY)

69
37 >>Daesh, ISIL, ISIS, Mormons?


PALS

Posted by: Sphynx at December 18, 2015 01:54 PM (OZmbA)


BEST BUDS

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2015 02:02 PM (BK3ZS)

70 Is this double mint gum?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:02 PM (jJRIy)

71 None of you could tell me to my face, like a man, that Ace double-stomped himself ?



Well, HE did ban himself once.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:02 PM (Yllyl)

72 "Alright, get some onion in here and rub it in that kid's eyes, we need more tears."

"Close those drapes, we're getting a glare - hey, would someone powder gramps' skull?"

"Okay, cue the President on three, two, one - go."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Happy Hysteria-days from teh Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2015 02:03 PM (hLRSq)

73 Posted on old thread

His initial response is what he really thinks: he thinks that we're all irrational and immature because we allow ourselves to be spooked by Cable News and "terrorism".

You can see it in the "you are more likely to be killed by X than by terrorism" memes within your facebook timeline and we saw it when John Kerry was running for President. They don't think that they are obligated to protect us from terrorism. They are obligated to control every aspect of our lives, domestically.

Posted by: West Town at December 18, 2015 02:03 PM (Y3C5w)

74 61 - They really have no idea regarding the ass kicking they have coming. I'm sure of that.

They. Are. That. Fucking. Clueless.

Posted by: Irony at December 18, 2015 02:03 PM (4sTLj)

75 I' ve got better things to do than listen to that guy, like jam a meat thermometer in my left ear. O.k. well, maybe I could try going back to work too. Gotta generate some tax monies for our new Syrian overlords.

Posted by: Sid Caesar at December 18, 2015 02:03 PM (wjpWH)

76 DIAF SCOAMT, Twice!

Posted by: DaveA at December 18, 2015 02:03 PM (DL2i+)

77 My G-D I hate this lying putz

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:04 PM (DUoqb)

78
Well, HE did ban himself once.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:02 PM (Yllyl)



Never not funny.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 18, 2015 02:04 PM (mf5HN)

79 Anticipaaaation is making me wait
Posted by: joni mitchell-buffy carpenter ste-marie



*curb stomps a bitch*

Posted by: Carly Simon at December 18, 2015 02:05 PM (1xUj/)

80 Wait, so Obama is going to visit CA victims?




To see the guns?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:05 PM (jJRIy)

81 40 Warms my dark heart to see McCain listed as a most vulnerable senator. I think next year is the year he gets tossed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2015 01:54 PM (4ErVI)


I Think he is toast, gotta keep Flake to one term too.

The both are a couple of little d democrats, RINO is too good a term for them.

Posted by: Killerdog at December 18, 2015 02:05 PM (YjCk2)

82 Ahmed II? Texan Sikh boy, 12, arrested for threatening to blow up his school and locked up for three days - but he insists alleged bomb was just his backpack




Genius!

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 18, 2015 02:05 PM (fWAjv)

83 I have never heard a single sane person ever say they want to "break through Washingtons gridlock and get Congress working again".

when washington "works" America loses. Every.Fucking.Time



That's why one party controls congress and the other party the presidency. Nothing gets done.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:05 PM (Yllyl)

84 Will TFP drink some bear whiz to show of his manly manlinessism?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2015 02:06 PM (LUgeY)

85 OK damnit, where is my cheap ass computer?



Fed EX?


Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:06 PM (jJRIy)

86
And we have rollcall!

This was the Senate vote on the Protecting Americans from Tax Hikes Act of 2015 and the Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2016, also known as the omnibus spending bill.

A vote in favor was to approve the package and send it to the President for a signature.

Motion Agreed to 65/33

www.govtrack.us/congress/votes/114-2015/s339



"Yea R Tillis, Thom NC"

Thanks Thom!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2015 02:07 PM (kdS6q)

87 If we post on post and re-post, do we get banned?

A first offense gets double secret probation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2015 02:07 PM (8ZskC)

88 Condemning Muslim terrorists is not who e are.

Posted by: Barry Obumbles at December 18, 2015 02:07 PM (kFnmp)

89 That's why one party controls congress and the other party the presidency. Nothing gets done.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:05 PM (Yllyl)


Nothing getting done? The Dems and Fredo are getting almost everything they want

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:07 PM (DUoqb)

90 Going on vacation. That's like me breathing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 18, 2015 02:07 PM (voOPb)

91 His initial response is what he really thinks: he thinks that we're all irrational and immature because we allow ourselves to be spooked by Cable News and "terrorism".


I'm sorry. People blowing up at track meets tends to spook me. So much so, I go into a "kill 'em all, there god'll know his own" mode.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:08 PM (Yllyl)

92 Going on vacation. That's like me breathing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 18, 2015 02:07 PM (voOPb)

I have not had a non Military vacation of over 3 days in 8/9 years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:08 PM (DUoqb)

93 Nothing getting done? The Dems and Fredo are getting almost everything they wan



Yeah. This time it's not working.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:09 PM (Yllyl)

94 OK damnit, where is my cheap ass computer?

Did you know that you can take an ordinary cheap ass computer and through the application of engineering skill and creativity convert it into an ordinary cheap ass computer in a cardboard box?

Posted by: Ahmad the Goat Fucking Inventor at December 18, 2015 02:09 PM (8ZskC)

95
Clint Eastwood totally nailed this Ahole.
There's nobody there.

Posted by: simplemind at December 18, 2015 02:09 PM (JTwsP)

96 double the stupidity...

can you imagine having to sit through TWO Obola pressers?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2015 02:09 PM (ClgLt)

97 68 Anticipaaaation is making me wait
Posted by: joni mitchell-buffy carpenter ste-marie at December 18, 2015 02:02 PM (DLIIY

You're so vein
Posted by: James Taylor's syringe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 18, 2015 02:09 PM (voOPb)

98 Yeah. This time it's not working.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:09 PM (Yllyl)


????

What's not working? He got almost everything he wanted?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:09 PM (DUoqb)

99 "Yea R Tillis, Thom NC"

Thanks Thom!


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2015 02:07 PM (kdS6q)

I'd help out, but I can not leave the state, cause I still owe the stock holders I fvcked money

Posted by: Greg Brannon at December 18, 2015 02:10 PM (jJRIy)

100 You can see it in the "you are more likely to be killed by X than by terrorism" memes within your facebook timeline and we saw it when John Kerry was running for President. They don't think that they are obligated to protect us from terrorism. They are obligated to control every aspect of our lives, domestically.

I'm sure the families of everybody who was killed at the San Berdoo Baby Shower Massacre are all comforted by those statistics.

And I hope somebody tells TFP to shove his photo op up his ass. If that was anyone I knew, I'd be protesting his self-aggrandizing crap stop.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2015 02:10 PM (LUgeY)

101
*curb stomps a bitch*

Posted by: Carly Simon at December 18, 2015 02:05 PM (1xUj/)


*****

Have a Snickers, Carly. It isn't always about you.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 18, 2015 02:10 PM (NeFrd)

102 What is he babbling about?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:10 PM (DUoqb)

103 When we're done reporting this press conference, Obama will look and sound like Gen. George Patton.

Posted by: The New York Times at December 18, 2015 02:10 PM (8ZskC)

104 Let me be clear. I will spend five solid minutes with the victim's families because I have an 11am tee time.

Posted by: Barry Obumbles at December 18, 2015 02:10 PM (kFnmp)

105 99 "Yea R Tillis, Thom NC"

Thanks Thom!


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2015 02:07 PM (kdS6q)

I'd help out, but I can not leave the state, cause I still owe the stock holders I fvcked money
Posted by: Greg Brannon at December 18,

Looking forward to Nip's explanation/apology/rationalization

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 18, 2015 02:11 PM (voOPb)

106 103
When we're done reporting this press conference, Obama will look and sound like Gen. George Patton.

Posted by: The New York Times at December 18, 2015 02:10 PM (8ZskC)


No, he'll have a big Black Dick.

Posted by: Reggie, the butt fucker at December 18, 2015 02:11 PM (jJRIy)

107 98 Yeah. This time it's not working.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:09 PM (Yllyl)


????

What's not working? He got almost everything he wanted?



The obstruction. Rep congress obstructing the dem pres.
We might as well have an all dem wash dc.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:11 PM (Yllyl)

108 Yeah, more theater. That's what we need. But not theater alone. There must also be popcorn.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 18, 2015 02:11 PM (Nwg0u)

109 All things considered, perhaps sticking a race baiting, totalitarian, terrorist loving, community organizer in the presidency wasn't such a great idea after all.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2015 02:12 PM (/tuJf)

110 Obama isn't interested in knowing the mood of the people or their concerns about terrorism. He's only interested in how HIS people feel and think. By that measure everything is hunky-dory.

Posted by: Hank at December 18, 2015 02:12 PM (aUcgj)

111 OT for AtC:

I am most benevolentish, 'tis true.

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/
2015/06/funny-animals-118.jpg

So at least I've closed one tab today.


Posted by: DaveA at December 18, 2015 02:13 PM (DL2i+)

112
Posted by: Greg Brannon*

*Nip Sip




Tammy Wynette-Stand By Your Man (60's)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc4e-HdlhPY

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2015 02:13 PM (kdS6q)

113 The obstruction. Rep congress obstructing the dem pres.
We might as well have an all dem wash dc.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:11 PM (Yllyl)


OK, but I would not call it obstruction, I'd call it standing up and fighting for what we sent them there to do...but yes they did NOT do that all.. RINOs and SHILLs, the whole lot of them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:13 PM (DUoqb)

114 make it 2

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/
uploads/2015/06/z-funny-262.jpg

Posted by: DaveA at December 18, 2015 02:13 PM (DL2i+)

115 Bullshit, Barry.

Bull.


Shit.

Posted by: DM at December 18, 2015 02:13 PM (cI0Sy)

116
The PSNI [Irish police] says it has not yet decided whether or not it will appeal a High Court decision handed down against them stipulating that former members of the Parachute Regiment to be questioned in relation to their roles on Bloody Sunday [happned in 1972]cannot be detained and taken to Northern Ireland for interview.


Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 18, 2015 02:14 PM (iQIUe)

117 When Barry talks, all I hear are dog whistles.

Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2015 02:14 PM (UzPAd)

118 I tried to watch a little of the press conference.

Then the other channel I was watching had an ad for gum disease.

Gum disease won.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 18, 2015 02:14 PM (1xUj/)

119 I have not had a non Military vacation of over 3 days in 8/9 years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:08 PM (DUoqb)


When I take days off in the summer it is usually for a USCG Aux patrol. I haven't had a week long vacay where I went somewhere else in a few years.

*ponders*

I got to do something about that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Happy Hysteria-days from teh Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2015 02:14 PM (hLRSq)

120 That was a pre-planned set up question by a liberal scum in the media about Gitmo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:14 PM (DUoqb)

121 "Last Press Conference of the Year."


That's what you think!

Posted by: ISIS and other Islamoassholes at December 18, 2015 02:15 PM (pdNoO)

122 Looking forward to Nip's explanation/apology/rationalization

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who
drove a red sports car at December 18, 2015 02:11 PM (voOPb)

Here it is.

People that have never been elected to shit, that would include everyone in this conversation but me, don't understand that you pick your fights.

A freshman senator has not much to fight with.

Hello?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:15 PM (jJRIy)

123 Nothing working.

OSHA
EPA
Endangered Species Act
First amnesty
Tax Cuts - no spending cuts
FinReg
TARP
Welfare reform - re-reformed within two years or so
No Child left behind
Education reform written by the democrats
Read my lips - No New Taxes
Common Core





Posted by: Elder Youngling at December 18, 2015 02:16 PM (Wrdbl)

124 Let me be clear. I will spend five solid minutes with the victim's families because I have an 11am tee time.

Posted by: Barry Obumbles at December 18, 2015 02:10 PM (kFnmp)



You're upset about the damage my golf spikes did to your floor? You should be grateful I showed up at all for this photo-op. And serves you right to have such cheap laminate flooring.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Happy Hysteria-days from teh Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2015 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

125 Gizmo is no key magnet for anything you dumb fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:17 PM (DUoqb)

126 Hello?

Posted by: Nip Sip


*ooze*

Posted by: plate of cold cocks at December 18, 2015 02:17 PM (9YDUz)

127 OT for AtC:

I am most benevolentish, 'tis true.

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/
2015/06/funny-animals-118.jpg

So at least I've closed one tab today.


Posted by: DaveA at December 18, 2015 02:13 PM (DL2i+)



Exactly!

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 18, 2015 02:17 PM (mf5HN)

128 make it 2


Both of those were snorfle-worthy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2015 02:17 PM (LUgeY)

129 121
"Last Press Conference of the Year."





That's what you think!

Posted by: ISIS and other Islamoassholes at December 18, 2015 02:15 PM (pdNoO)


Back at ya!

*winks*

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 18, 2015 02:18 PM (3dOE/)

130 At this point it cannot be denied that the GOP is intentionally trying to lose the house and senate.


Nothing else makes sense when you intentionally and with great fan fare tell everyone that voted you into power to go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2015 02:18 PM (ZIqlk)

131 Obama talks himself into an Allah Akbar.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 18, 2015 02:18 PM (+hd5N)

132 Well my Senator, Thom Tillis, covered himself in glory...

or the Democrat's spluge. One or the other, I can't tell which.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 18, 2015 02:18 PM (LXJ1e)

133 Double post! Which one do I comment on? My brain can't handle the decision making process! Aargh!

Posted by: crazywalt77 at December 18, 2015 02:19 PM (eSLQ7)

134 Obama has been wrong on everything having to do with Islamic terrorism. It's kind of remarkable actually. You'd think he'd get something right just by chance.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2015 02:19 PM (/tuJf)

135 You can see it in the "you are more likely to be killed by X than by terrorism" memes within your facebook timeline
***
A good response to that IMO...

Toddlers kill more Americans than Terrorists! Yeah well the death toll from global warmening is 0 so we can stop talking about that now right?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2015 02:20 PM (X7E8f)

136 Ya know Frasheek, this asshole on TV is just daring us.

Posted by: ISIS Member #7748 at December 18, 2015 02:20 PM (fWAjv)

137 At this point it cannot be denied that the GOP is intentionally trying to lose the house and senate.

They are Dems. We're just led to believe there's a difference between them to maintain the illusion that we matter.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 18, 2015 02:20 PM (oVJmc)

138 I really hate when the do "end of the year" wrap-ups when we still have more than ten days to go in the year. It's like when they show a video montage of all the celebrities who died during the year---you just know that another one, possibly two, will croak in the next week.
Same with Obama basically billing this presser the 'last one of the year." What, the terrorists can't do anything between now and December 31st??

Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2015 02:20 PM (pdNoO)

139 If there were no Guantanamo there wouldn't have been any terrorist attacks anywhere in the world. Terrorist organizers travel the world with pictures of Guantanamo to inflame Muzzies and rile them up so much they want to blow themselves up.

Posted by: Hank at December 18, 2015 02:20 PM (aUcgj)

140 Here it is.

People that have never been elected to shit, that would include everyone in this conversation but me, don't understand that you pick your fights.

A freshman senator has not much to fight with.

Hello?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:15 PM (jJRIy)

---------------

Good ole fightin' Thom.

He's just holding back to pick his fight. Then he'll showem' whose boss.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 18, 2015 02:21 PM (LXJ1e)

141 Numbers with The President:

Drone strikes are cheaper than Guantanamo

Hence

Closing Guantanamo deprives jihadis a recruitment
myth. If only Congress would get out of the way.

Posted by: DM at December 18, 2015 02:21 PM (cI0Sy)

142 I think you all are missing Kay Hagen fvcking Joe Manchin on his yacht?




What else can explain these stuff? Missing a stock fraud guy?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:22 PM (jJRIy)

143 Obama has been wrong on everything having to do with Islamic terrorism. It's kind of remarkable actually. You'd think he'd get something right just by chance.

Oh, he's not wrong. Everything is proceeding as he, the Iranian Ferret and George Soros planned it.

Fundamental Transformation will proceed apace. Ramming speed!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2015 02:22 PM (LUgeY)

144 Apparently Admiral Ackbar had a few scenes in the new Star Wars, but he was cut to just a quick glimpse out of respect to victims of recent terrorist attacks.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 18, 2015 02:22 PM (rJnvs)

145 My new motto: Screw 'em all.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 18, 2015 02:22 PM (WlQGZ)

146 Soon.

Posted by: Thom Tillis, Conservative Dreadnought at December 18, 2015 02:22 PM (oVJmc)

147 Not who we are!

Drink!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2015 02:22 PM (/tuJf)

148
What else can explain these stuff? Missing a stock fraud guy?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:22 PM (jJRIy)

---------------------

Might be better than a political fraud guy.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 18, 2015 02:23 PM (LXJ1e)

149 My new motto: Screw 'em all.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 18, 2015 02:22 PM (WlQGZ)

New?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:23 PM (DUoqb)

150 Is he on now?

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 18, 2015 02:23 PM (fWAjv)

151 Nothing getting done? The Dems and Fredo are getting almost everything they want.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:07 PM (DUoqb)


Someone once walked up to the Duke of Wellington outside the Houses of Parliament and said "Mr. Jones, I believe?" The Duke replied "If you believe that, you'll believe anything."

Posted by: HTL at December 18, 2015 02:23 PM (xOOs/)

152 So we've reached that inflection point where it's important that the President pretend that he's doing something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 18, 2015 02:24 PM (659DL)

153 Is he on now?
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 18, 2015 02:23 PM (fWAjv)


There is some no ass lying cock sucker with a mole on his face and ears the size of a donkey's dick on stage talking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:24 PM (DUoqb)

154 Same with Obama basically billing this presser the 'last one of the
year." What, the terrorists can't do anything between now and December
31st??
___
President Obama is out of the Office until Jan 4. Your concerns are important to us and we will make sure to get right back to you in the year. If you have anything that can't wait please make sure to contact your local union president, college dean, or hedge fund manager.

Thanks!

Posted by: Obama's Out of Office Email at December 18, 2015 02:25 PM (X7E8f)

155 Mother Theresa to be made a Saint in September.

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 18, 2015 02:25 PM (fWAjv)

156 I thought he was just on yesterday?

Posted by: IC at December 18, 2015 02:25 PM (a0IVu)

157
Anything worth saying once is worth saying twice.

/Ancient Endor Proverb

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2015 02:25 PM (gwpf+)

158
Good ole fightin' Thom. He's just holding back to pick his fight. Then he'll showem' whose boss.
Posted by: Make America Great Again



Thom is like Ali in Zaire playing Rope-a-Dope with Foreman.

Just waiting for the other guy to wear himself out with 5 or 6 years of straight wins, then -- *WHAM*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2015 02:25 PM (kdS6q)

159 Mr. President, do you actually like America and the American people, not as you wished them to transform, but as they actually are?

Posted by: Cub Reporteur at December 18, 2015 02:26 PM (k8tEg)

160 There is some no ass lying cock sucker with a mole on his face and ears the size of a donkey's dick on stage talking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:24 PM (DUoqb)

Is he being clear though?

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 18, 2015 02:26 PM (fWAjv)

161 I thought he was just on yesterday?
Posted by: IC at December 18, 2015 02:25 PM (a0IVu)


the lying fuck is on a roll

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:26 PM (DUoqb)

162 >>My new motto:



It's a douchebag's world. I'm just living in it.

Posted by: Garrett at December 18, 2015 02:26 PM (kpwrI)

163 *waiting for my Popeye's

**drooling

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 18, 2015 02:26 PM (fWAjv)

164 Good ole fightin' Thom.



He's just holding back to pick his fight. Then he'll showem' whose boss.

Posted by: at December 18, 2015 02:21 PM (LXJ1e)


Spoken like someone who has no idea how a legislature works, about a guy who single highhandedly turned the NC House Republican and reduced our taxes and threw out democrats from hell.

Stupid really doesn't sit well with me. Sorry.


Eat me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:26 PM (jJRIy)

165 Is he being clear though?
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 18, 2015 02:26 PM (fWAjv)

Well I can see thru him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:26 PM (DUoqb)

166 He's such a detached dickhead. Everything for him is a faculty lounge exercise.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2015 02:27 PM (/tuJf)

167 OT: Love the pic RDbrewer picked for the Chipotle/norovirous lawsuit story.

Posted by: Tilikum-Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 18, 2015 02:27 PM (+aCe4)

168 I thought he was just on yesterday?

Posted by: IC at December 18, 2015 02:25 PM (a0IVu)

Hey, might as well get a few more taunts at ISIS before vacay

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 18, 2015 02:28 PM (fWAjv)

169 Any chance that Johnson had of defeating Feingold here in Wisconsin next year were quashed with his vote today. Hard to differentiate yourself from the "typical Washington politician" when you vote the same as the most liberal member of the Senate and other Senator from WI Tammy Baldwin.

Go fuck yourself Ron.

Posted by: H Badger at December 18, 2015 02:28 PM (n/0Nw)

170 My G-D this fuck just keeps saying " And this is what I said would happen"???????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:28 PM (DUoqb)

171 155
Mother Theresa to be made a Saint in September.

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 18, 2015 02:25 PM (fWAjv)


The patron saint of time travel? But we blew the whole place.

Posted by: Reese at December 18, 2015 02:28 PM (3dOE/)

172 Greg Bannon losers, go away. YOU LOST.


Get it. It was NOT close.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:28 PM (jJRIy)

173 Norovirous? Aye Carumba.

Posted by: Tilikum-Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 18, 2015 02:29 PM (+aCe4)

174 Obama plans to reduce terrorism by closing Gitmo and releasing the jihadis back into the wild. For his next trick he will reduce crime by closing all our prisons.

Posted by: Flaccid Member at December 18, 2015 02:29 PM (5fSr7)

175 More talking is just what we need to fight terrorism.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2015 02:29 PM (zoehZ)

176 OT: Love the pic RDbrewer picked for the Chipotle/norovirous lawsuit story.



Pic of a guy standing flat footed, shitting thru a screen door?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:30 PM (Yllyl)

177 Fredo sucking Ryan's dick now

CUE THE SHILL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:30 PM (DUoqb)

178 "There's only so much bombing you can do when a country is outraged and believes their ruler doesn't represent them." -- King Barky the Wonderdog

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2015 02:30 PM (dciA+)

179 "Why don't I book a conference room, and you can talk them to death!" -Agent Conklin [paraphrased]

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 18, 2015 02:31 PM (K27gs)

180 Stuck in an office with this guy on TV. AHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Failrabbit at December 18, 2015 02:31 PM (HEynC)

181 Nobody waterboards the English language like Barrack Obama in a press conference.

Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2015 02:31 PM (UzPAd)

182 "There's only so much bombing you can do when a country is outraged and believes their ruler doesn't represent them." -- King Barky the Wonderdog
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2015 02:30 PM (dciA+)

???

How would he know, he really has not bombed much due his absurd rules of engagement and pitiful amount of planes used?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:32 PM (DUoqb)

183 The CLEAN POWER PLANT RULE! Oh yes, that's what this country is dying for.

Posted by: Hamlette at December 18, 2015 02:32 PM (dToM4)

184 The way to stop terrorism is through televised visits to the Pentagon and press conferences.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2015 02:33 PM (4ErVI)

185 Obama plans to reduce terrorism by closing Gitmo and releasing the jihadis back into the wild. For his next trick he will reduce crime by closing all our prisons.

Next he'll import a few million illiterate third-world jihadis to fill that last 5% of unemployment showing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2015 02:33 PM (LUgeY)

186 169: Ron Johnson is a fuckwad. Reed Ribble too. Fuck them all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 18, 2015 02:33 PM (ucDmr)

187 Fuck.

I say "quintessential". Only I don't use a puffy British accent.

Now, it's ruined.

Another fucking word down the drain.

Posted by: jwest at December 18, 2015 02:33 PM (Zs4uk)

188
"Pic of a guy standing flat footed, shitting thru a screen door?----rickb223"

Might want to get your eyes checked. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Tilikum-Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 18, 2015 02:33 PM (+aCe4)

189 "There's only so much bombing you can do when a country is outraged and believes their ruler doesn't represent them."


OK, now I am really getting pissed off. Who exactly does this fuck think is the "ruler" here?

F.U.C.K. you with a big stick, you bastard.

Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2015 02:33 PM (TxJGV)

190 Hey, the French go on vacation for all of August, Americans go on vacation from Thanksgiving 'til New Years.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 18, 2015 02:34 PM (kZVsz)

191 *this comment has been reacted*

My Firebox based browser has crashed horribly and will not restart. Where are the Favorites stored again so I can hopefully save them while I reload?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 02:34 PM (7nAlq)

192 NO .. it's not a CIVIL WAR within the Democratic Party ...

Bernie Sanders' campaign on Friday threatened to sue the Democratic National Committee for suspending its access to the national voter database, saying the move threatens to undermine the Vermont senator's presidential run.

Even as the campaign admitted its staffers had inappropriately reviewed Hillary Clinton campaign data made available as a result of a software error, it emphatically accused the DNC of sabotage.

"We are announcing today that if the DNC continues to hold our data hostage, and continues to try to attack the heart and soul of our campaign, we will be in federal court this afternoon seeking an immediate injunction," Sanders' campaign manager Jeff Weaver said at a press conference.

Posted by: Debbie Weaselwords Schultz at December 18, 2015 02:34 PM (e8kgV)

193 How would he know, he really has not bombed much due his absurd rules of engagement and pitiful amount of planes used?

And now Putin has our planes grounded.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2015 02:34 PM (LUgeY)

194 Hey,


Sorry for rant. I think it's Christmas and everyone is a little on edge.



As they said in Five Easy Pieces.



Fuck a bunch of yogurt

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:34 PM (jJRIy)

195 I'm a Republican, but I have always appreciated Mr. Obama's compassion. He seems to genuinely care about folks.

I also understand the need to reaffirm our national security strategy. The cynical extremists must not be allowed to politicize the attacks, which could lead to backlash against our immigrant community.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at December 18, 2015 02:35 PM (Ui7Rt)

196 How was the movie, Anna?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2015 02:35 PM (4ErVI)

197 Have people not been letting the poor son of a bitch make himself perfectly clear? Has the greatest orator ever been unable to tell his story?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 18, 2015 02:35 PM (hJrjt)

198 "There's only so much bombing you can do when a country is outraged and believes their ruler doesn't represent them."


Did I miss something. Were we supposed to have commenced bombing already? 'Cause I didn't get the memo.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 18, 2015 02:35 PM (3dOE/)

199 Criminal justice reform? wth? opening a gulag?

Posted by: Hamlette at December 18, 2015 02:36 PM (dToM4)

200
Zeke Miller

Rubio on skipping omnibus vote to CBS "In Essence, Not Voting for It Is a Vote against It"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlFitUAEoPU

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2015 02:36 PM (kdS6q)

201 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU BITTER CLINGERS THAT THE FUTURE DOES NOT BELONG TO THOSE WHO SLANDER THE PROPHET OBAMA!

Posted by: barakus obamakus at December 18, 2015 02:36 PM (cbfNE)

202 I also understand the need to reaffirm our national
security strategy. The cynical extremists must not be allowed to
politicize the attacks, which could lead to backlash against our
immigrant community.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at December 18, 2015 02:35 PM (Ui7Rt)


Does this mean you do anal?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:36 PM (jJRIy)

203 Oh, fuck you! Fuck you ALL!!

Posted by: President Bitchy Girl at December 18, 2015 02:36 PM (EDYaR)

204
The screeners are out!
The screeners are out!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 18, 2015 02:36 PM (iQIUe)

205 A good pilot would fly AF One all the way to Pyongyang, so "Ruler" could hang with his peeps this Christmas.

Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2015 02:36 PM (TxJGV)

206 169 Any chance that Johnson had of defeating Feingold here in Wisconsin next year were quashed with his vote today. Hard to differentiate yourself from the "typical Washington politician" when you vote the same as the most liberal member of the Senate and other Senator from WI Tammy Baldwin.

Go fuck yourself Ron.

Posted by: H Badger at December 18, 2015 02:28 PM (n/0Nw

So he voted that way too? All of the GOP congresscritters voted that way too. I was on the fence about voting for him again. This cinches it.

Thanks H. Badger

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 18, 2015 02:36 PM (voOPb)

207 There's only so much bombing you can do when a country is outraged and believes their ruler doesn't represent them.

Is he talking about the US? Because the public is outraged and believes he doesn't represent them.

Or is he planning to start bombing us?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 18, 2015 02:37 PM (oVJmc)

208 191
*this comment has been reacted*



My Firebox based browser has crashed horribly and will not restart. Where are the Favorites stored again so I can hopefully save them while I reload?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 02:34 PM (7nAlq)



Restore Previous Session under History, unless you have it set to clear history on closing.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 18, 2015 02:37 PM (3dOE/)

209
John Nolte

My wife has never considered voting for Trump until today. The budget deal did it.

I'm a little shocked. She's also a Mexican immigrant.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2015 02:37 PM (kdS6q)

210 I've NEVER seen such a political President EVER. It's so undignified

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2015 02:37 PM (DUoqb)

211 So Obama thinks in general, countries have RULERS.

OK, forget the birth certificate, can we see this constitutional scholar's diplomas and grades and any papers he wrote?

Maybe if someone just politely explains to Barry, America doesn't elect a RULER, he would reverse all his dictator style crap?

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 18, 2015 02:38 PM (26Yu7)

212 Obama is the first "Ruler" in history that measures only three inches.

**Spits in general direction of Ruler**

Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2015 02:38 PM (TxJGV)

213 @ AnnaP:

https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/profiles-where-firefox-stores-user-data

%APPDATA%\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\

try bookmarkbackups

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 18, 2015 02:38 PM (0NdlF)

214 After restore it still crashes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 02:39 PM (7nAlq)

215 I believe our country once fought a war over who the "Ruler" would be, you disgusting piece of shit.

Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2015 02:39 PM (TxJGV)

216
The screeners are out!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!




*scrrrrreeeeeechhhhh*

*turns on a dime. Heads for the file sites.*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2015 02:39 PM (kdS6q)

217 Surely he's talking about Assad in that rulers quote?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 18, 2015 02:40 PM (kZVsz)

218
195.
Merry Christmas Susan
I can't wait to get your annual Holiday card with pages long narrative inside jam packed with tribal signaling and status whoreing and your New Years wish of a Hillary! Presidency along with a running total of the number of bulbs you planted in your yard to date.

Posted by: simplemind at December 18, 2015 02:40 PM (JTwsP)

219 I think we can safely say that this shit-show doesn't hold a candle to a Karl Sternovich press conference.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2015 02:40 PM (9YDUz)

220 Which one of you white privileged crackers gonna rub cocoa butter on Mooch's BOFA??? I gots to play me some 127 rounds of golf while on vacay and can't be bothered with shit like that!

Posted by: Preezy of the 57 steezy at December 18, 2015 02:41 PM (ugGcR)

221 Apparently the visa program had to be expanded due to a shortage of workers...qualified workers.

How about we get rid of the Dept of Ed and demand education get back to real teaching, instead of religious studies by doing the shahada in art class.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2015 02:41 PM (r65B3)

222 Not voting for it Rubio, means you didn't even vote "present" and want it both ways as with your amnesty.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 18, 2015 02:41 PM (26Yu7)

223 Did you try turning it off and on again?

Posted by: Roy Trenneman at December 18, 2015 02:41 PM (Ui7Rt)

224 219
I think we can safely say that this shit-show doesn't hold a candle to a Karl Sternovich press conference.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2015 02:40 PM (9YDUz)

How could it?
I remember the last Sternovich press conference. Where else are you gonna see a jazz band, clowns, crying babies, and midgets?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2015 02:42 PM (4ErVI)

225 "Mr. President, do you actually like America and the American people, not as you wished them to transform, but as they actually are?

Posted by: Cub Reporteur at December 18, 2015 02:26 PM (k8tEg) "

I like around 52% of them. Although. I'm not sure like is the word. More like not despise. Or incredulous at their gullibility.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 18, 2015 02:42 PM (1BQGO)

226 Wow. What a condescending prick.

Every time I think he can't sink lower he goes ahead and does it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2015 02:42 PM (/tuJf)

227 16 million dollar est. cost to US Taxpayers vacation.
It could be more.

Posted by: Carol at December 18, 2015 02:42 PM (sj3Ax)

228 Josh Earnest will be walking back that "Ruler" quote for the next twelve months. "To the camps with him!" will become the rallying cry in the WH Communications shop, and used every time some reporter asks if TFG has figured out who the "Ruler" is in this country.

Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2015 02:42 PM (TxJGV)

229 Fi, Firefox has an angry Lego image with File Not Found on that link.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 02:42 PM (7nAlq)

230 After restore it still crashes.

Try safe mode.

http://tinyurl.com/k9umxfa

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 18, 2015 02:43 PM (oVJmc)

231 Paul Ryan

type
delete
fling keyboard across the room

Posted by: @votermom at December 18, 2015 02:43 PM (cbfNE)

232 Facists may not like people but they love climate change except for those GOP fascists those folks are an outlier

King Barky

Posted by: Hamlette at December 18, 2015 02:43 PM (dToM4)

233 214
After restore it still crashes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 02:39 PM (7nAlq)


On the session restore page, if you get a list of a bunch of windows and tabs, try unchecking the most recent ones opened, the theory being the most recent is the troublemaker.

Otherwise, after hitting restore session, hit <Esc> a bunch of times, which should halt loading and executing the code of the various pages/tabs. Then you should be able to bookmark all tabs to individually restore your sessions and identify the culprit.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 18, 2015 02:44 PM (3dOE/)

234 Oh, sorry, that link isn't helpful, Anna.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 18, 2015 02:44 PM (oVJmc)

235
Uniparty wants you to vote for Trump.
Fine.

Posted by: simplemind at December 18, 2015 02:44 PM (JTwsP)

236 "Surely he's talking about Assad in that rulers quote?"

I guess, but he spoke it as a generality ... "a country ... their ruler". Generically it would be the "leader" of a country I'd think.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 18, 2015 02:44 PM (26Yu7)

237 My older brother came up to my apartment to give me an oil bill & said the dickhead is on.
I'm listening to Rush.

Posted by: Carol at December 18, 2015 02:44 PM (sj3Ax)

238 Where else are you gonna see a jazz band, clowns, crying babies, and midgets?



A New Orleans cat house?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:44 PM (Yllyl)

239 Will Obama give a hat tip to Ryan for funding his entire agenda gratis?

By the way, where is Captain Courageous (combover?) Rubio. He missed the vote.Was he out late going through Ted Cruz's trash bin?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2015 02:45 PM (GGCsk)

240

doesnt it feel like he already got a bunch of promises from Republican leadership

Posted by: ThunderB at December 18, 2015 02:45 PM (zOTsN)

241 So now Obama isn't just the leader of the US, he is guiding the rest of the globe as well. He is dangerously narcissistic.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2015 02:45 PM (/tuJf)

242 Imagine if Bush called himself a "ruler."
Just imagine.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2015 02:45 PM (pdNoO)

243 Where else are you gonna see a jazz band, clowns, crying babies, and midgets?


The current session of Congress.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2015 02:46 PM (LUgeY)

244 206: Everybody from Wisconsin is a fucking squish. I wouldn't vote for Walker or any of of these other suckers of cock. At least with demonrats, I know I'm gonna get it good and hard. These other assholes just lie through their ass and do the same thing. Fuck em all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 18, 2015 02:46 PM (ucDmr)

245 241 So now Obama isn't just the leader of the US, he is guiding the rest of the globe as well. He is dangerously narcissistic.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2015 02:45 PM (/tuJf

He needs to take his show overseas. Buh bye Barry

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 18, 2015 02:46 PM (voOPb)

246 So now Obama isn't just the leader of the US, he is guiding the rest of the globe as well. He is dangerously narcissistic. Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2015 02:45 PMWelcome to the party pal.

Posted by: John McClane at December 18, 2015 02:46 PM (JTwsP)

247 So now Obama isn't just the leader of the US, he is guiding the rest of the globe as well. He is dangerously narcissistic.

In the sense of "dragging everyone else down with him", yeah, I can see it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 18, 2015 02:47 PM (9krrF)

248 why hasn't fox news reporter asked obama why he only mentions attacks on muslims when over 60% of hate crimes are against jews mostly by muslims?

Posted by: jojo at December 18, 2015 02:47 PM (40n0j)

249 Honestly. Is Obama now adopting the IS PR strategy? What's next cheesy Youtube videos.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2015 02:48 PM (GGCsk)

250

like he and Ryan got together and he told Ryan what he wanted and Ryan told him what he could deliver, what they could do covertly, and what would have to wait until after the election

Posted by: ThunderB at December 18, 2015 02:48 PM (zOTsN)

251 I'm on David Brat's email list & he voted against it. I just love him.

Posted by: Carol at December 18, 2015 02:48 PM (sj3Ax)

252 I have never seen a U.S.President less interested in "Presidenting". He's in Panamanian strongman territory.

Posted by: simplemind at December 18, 2015 02:48 PM (JTwsP)

253 12 Senate Republicans are taking a victory lap as 2015 comes to a close, highlighting their accomplishments in a new video. The video, titled "A New Approach," was released by the Senate Republican Conference Friday morning and features more than a dozen senators listing a number of accomplishments from the past year.
-------------------------------------------------------


Lemme guess: this video was released by the Trump campaign?

Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2015 02:48 PM (TxJGV)

254 214 After restore it still crashes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 02:39 PM (7nAlq)

Hold shift down when starting FF, should start in safe-mode and then prompt you with two options. Chose reset or refresh options. Should still save your most of your preference and data.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 18, 2015 02:49 PM (MbrzC)

255
The peasants are revolting.

Posted by: Princess B Obama at December 18, 2015 02:49 PM (ODxAs)

256 "There's only so much bombing you can do when a country is outraged and believes their ruler doesn't represent them."

you know he'd love to bomb Texas if he'd though he could get away with it

Posted by: brak at December 18, 2015 02:49 PM (xwPSp)

257 244 206: Everybody from Wisconsin is a fucking squish. I wouldn't vote for Walker or any of of these other suckers of cock. At least with demonrats, I know I'm gonna get it good and hard. These other assholes just lie through their ass and do the same thing. Fuck em all.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 18, 2015 02:46 PM (ucDmr)

I twitted Ron Johnson & Tammy Baldwin, what's the difference between the two. Said it wasn't between their legs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 18, 2015 02:49 PM (voOPb)

258 Its still all about him!

Posted by: My gun at December 18, 2015 02:49 PM (WCvwe)

259

i like how he talks abut Americas foreign policy failures like he wasntin charge

Posted by: ThunderB at December 18, 2015 02:49 PM (zOTsN)

260 " said the dickhead is on. "


Carol!?!

I don't think I've ever heard you use such language.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 18, 2015 02:50 PM (LA7Cm)

261 Copied that whole folder of bookmarkbackups to a separate drive.

Time to uninstall the browser and reinstall.

*cross fingers*

Or will be stuck with IIIeeeeee!!!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 02:50 PM (7nAlq)

262 Somebody, please give me a Congressional Medal of Fortitude. I watched 45 minutes of that horseshit and, 1) didn't have a heart attack and 2) only spent 50% of the time screaming purple-faced at the TV.

Posted by: Xerxes at December 18, 2015 02:50 PM (Uq9ly)

263 The Paris attacks happened because the US is operating Gitmo.

What a fucking dunce.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2015 02:50 PM (/tuJf)

264 I can't remember a December when I had less of a Christmas spirit than I do now. And that includes Dec 2012.

Posted by: @votermom at December 18, 2015 02:50 PM (cbfNE)

265 Because it's never President Blues's fault, ThunderB.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 18, 2015 02:51 PM (kZVsz)

266 This is helpful...

I thought I might replace my computer, so I went to PC magazine's "Top 10 Desktops" to see what the reviews were.

There was a Dell for a list price of $1199.00 that looked good until you get to the part that says the price "as tested" is $17,321.00.

Thanks, PC Magazine.

Posted by: jwest at December 18, 2015 02:51 PM (Zs4uk)

267 It crashes in Safe Mode and Refresh Mode.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 02:51 PM (7nAlq)

268 The Paris attacks happened because the US is operating Gitmo.

So what caused the attacks that led us to open Gitmo?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 18, 2015 02:52 PM (oVJmc)

269 Wow. They have CNN on in the lunch room here. Obama is up there lying like crazy and making excuses for his failures. Had to leave.

Posted by: Tilikum-Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 18, 2015 02:52 PM (+aCe4)

270 264
I can't remember a December when I had less of a Christmas spirit than I do now. And that includes Dec 2012.

Posted by: @votermom at December 18, 2015 02:50 PM (cbfNE)

This may explain the anger at the Post Office. People are really really in a bad mood.

FUCK YOU OBAMA

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:52 PM (jJRIy)

271 i like how he talks abut Americas foreign policy failures like he wasntin charge

Just like that pathetic socialist Sanders.

"Everything sucks and I've been in DC for 25 years but I had nothing to do with it!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2015 02:52 PM (LUgeY)

272 149 My new motto: Screw 'em all.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 18, 2015 02:22 PM (WlQGZ)

New?



Well, I was saying it a lot before but now it's a mantra. Or a greeting. A benediction. Salutation. Y'know?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 18, 2015 02:53 PM (WlQGZ)

273 Irony,
I hope Hawaii tips over too!

Posted by: Carol at December 18, 2015 02:53 PM (sj3Ax)

274 252 I have never seen a U.S.President less interested in "Presidenting". He's in Panamanian strongman territory.
Posted by: simplemind at December 18, 2015 02:48 PM (JTwsP)

Strongman? Now that's pushing it. And he doesn't have a pineapple face, he may have one up his ass, but not a face.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 18, 2015 02:53 PM (voOPb)

275 How many "me" and "mines" were there? I lost count.

I'm really going to miss having an effeminate, self-absorbed, incompetence dunce running the country when he's gone.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2015 02:53 PM (GGCsk)

276 257: Yes! Ron Johnson is nothing but a huge letdown. What a piece of shit. Asshole. Go back to Oshkosh. At least I know Puss Feingold will double anal me all the way without bullshitting me about it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 18, 2015 02:53 PM (ucDmr)

277 267 - Anna... I had that once too even, actually FF wouldn't actually start; had to go into the profile folder find the cache and session files (all will have today's date), and just wipe them all; after that reinstalled and all was fine again.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 18, 2015 02:53 PM (MbrzC)

278 This may explain the anger at the Post Office. People are really really in a bad mood.



Hangs sign "Lunch". Closes window on 32 people.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:54 PM (Yllyl)

279
There's only so much bombing you can do when a country is outraged and believes their ruler doesn't represent them."

can someone please identify:
the "outraged country"
Is he speaking for the citizens of some unnamed middle eastern country or for the US?
Who is it that is not letting him be clear, for pete's sake already.

Posted by: simplemind at December 18, 2015 02:54 PM (JTwsP)

280 268
The Paris attacks happened because the US is operating Gitmo.

So what caused the attacks that led us to open Gitmo?


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 18, 2015 02:52 PM (oVJmc)



Shh. Shh. Shh. There, there.

Now just relax.

Take a deep breath.

Now take it, slowly.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 18, 2015 02:54 PM (3dOE/)

281 PC Mag's a useless pile of useless. As are most tech sites.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 18, 2015 02:54 PM (kZVsz)

282
Riviera Beach, Florida has changed the name Old Dixie Highway on a major thoroughfare because it was racist, and replaced it with Barack Obama Highway because of the tremendous gains made by the black population under Obama's administration.

The berg also has a Martin Luther King street, and the standards are typical hood rat drama with hooker's, drug dealing, killings, and other nonferrous activities to make the dream come true.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 18, 2015 02:54 PM (OiFtZ)

283 267
It crashes in Safe Mode and Refresh Mode.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 02:51 PM (7nAlq)

Anna, don't know what you are running, but my firefox went nuts yesterday.

I finally totally wiped out my shit and did a clear restore.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:54 PM (jJRIy)

284 "So what caused the attacks that led us to open Gitmo?"


Crusades.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 18, 2015 02:54 PM (LA7Cm)

285

his little smirk when he was talkng about closing GITMO was especially nice


he talks about America as though he isnt part of it

Posted by: ThunderB at December 18, 2015 02:55 PM (zOTsN)

286 211
Maybe if someone just politely explains to Barry, America doesn't elect a RULER, he would reverse all his dictator style crap?
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 18, 2015 02:38 PM (26Yu7)


Do you remember Valerie Jarrett saying after the 2008 election, "He'll be ready to rule from Day 1"?

She meant what she said.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2015 02:55 PM (zoehZ)

287 Where would the voters go if the Republicans decided not to endorse Trump after he wins the nomination?

Would Cruz go with him?

If Cruz goes with Trump will there be a Republican Party?



Posted by: Ralph at December 18, 2015 02:56 PM (8N2JI)

288 Can we just declare the NYT a useless web-zine propaganda arm of the DNC and get it over with?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2015 02:56 PM (GGCsk)

289 his little smirk when he was talkng about closing GITMO was especially nice


he talks about America as though he isnt part of it



Kenyan muzzie. IOW, he's not.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:56 PM (Yllyl)

290 261 Copied that whole folder of bookmarkbackups to a separate drive.
Time to uninstall the browser and reinstall.
*cross fingers*
Or will be stuck with IIIeeeeee!!!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 02:50 PM (7nAlq)



Could be good time to upgrade to Pale Moon.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 18, 2015 02:56 PM (0NdlF)

291 I think Foxfire had problems yesterday. This is why I back up everyday.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:56 PM (jJRIy)

292 If Cruz goes with Trump will there be a Republican Party?



Hope not.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2015 02:57 PM (Yllyl)

293 Anna I'd do a clean reinstall of Firefox but also a full system AV scan just in case.

I'd link to the clean reinstall instructions but Mozilla keeps redesigning their interface like it was fun and I haven't used it in a while, so I wouldn't know what's what.

My WAG is it's either a corrupted DLL in FF or something interfering with it like a half-baked viral or hijacking attempt.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 18, 2015 02:57 PM (bLnSU)

294 288 Can we just declare the NYT a useless web-zine propaganda arm of the DNC and get it over with?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2015 02:56 PM (GGCsk)
---
We did, around ~2000.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 18, 2015 02:57 PM (MbrzC)

295

also his little threat, "ggonna leave it all on the field"


Posted by: ThunderB at December 18, 2015 02:57 PM (zOTsN)

296 Just curious how many of my friends and neighbors those pukes in GITMO killed. How many who jumped from the WTC were they directly responsible for murdering.

Obama thinks that's worth smirking over? He's there champion? Really?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2015 02:58 PM (GGCsk)

297 Anna, don't know what you are running, but my firefox went nuts yesterday.

Interesting ... happened to different people at roughly same time. Bad auto-update?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 18, 2015 02:58 PM (0NdlF)

298 I know what's important. We have to reform the American justice system because, as we all know, the American criminal really gets a bad break.

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at December 18, 2015 02:59 PM (EDYaR)

299 I liked Pale Moon but it doesn't support as many "blockers" as FF. So I'm stuck w/FF.


Posted by: Ralph at December 18, 2015 02:59 PM (8N2JI)

300 Another FF tip.. don't use the normal version use the LTS\enterprise version (currently 38.5) so you don't have to deal with interface and feature changes every couple months, instead about once every 18mo.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 18, 2015 02:59 PM (MbrzC)

301 293
Anna I'd do a clean reinstall of Firefox but also a full system AV scan just in case.




I did that, uninstalled reinstalled. Still screwed up. I went nuclear. I wiped it all off and restored from back up drive.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:59 PM (jJRIy)

302 "When Barry talks, all I hear are dog whistles."

ha, he must have a formula, or maybe just a random mixture

dog whistles
straw men
mercilessly slaying strawman
jabbing dead (conservative Christian) strawman, laughing how stupid it is
dog whistles
distorted facts
lies
self adulation, I me I mine

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 18, 2015 02:59 PM (26Yu7)

303 299 I liked Pale Moon but it doesn't support as many "blockers" as FF. So I'm stuck w/FF.


Posted by: Ralph at December 18, 2015 02:59 PM (8N2JI)
---
Same ... though Pale Moon has the right idea.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 18, 2015 03:00 PM (MbrzC)

304 "Gitmo is a recruiting tool for ISIS"

I love this ridiculous claim. Every "Dinner With Democrats" I like to ask them: Is a Penitentiary an often cited reason for murder? Do gangbangers sell drugs and short six year olds because Prisons exist?

Of course not! Open your damn brains!

It works sometimes too.

Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2015 03:00 PM (TxJGV)

305 Interesting ... happened to different people at roughly same time. Bad auto-update?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 18, 2015 02:58 PM (0NdlF)
---
There were security updates pushed yesterday, at least to 38.x there was, I assume similar went out to those poor soles on the latest and greatest builds.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 18, 2015 03:01 PM (MbrzC)

306
"I have never seen a U.S.President less interested in "Presidenting". He's in Panamanian strongman territory.
Posted by: simplemind"

Strongman? Now that's pushing it. And he doesn't have a pineapple face, he may have one up his ass, but not a face. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, I concede the point. Manny the pineapple looked less ridiculous in his funny cap, gold braid shoulders and sunglasses.Wow who would have thought that grievous political self injury would become a fad. (I saw Grievous Political Self-Injury open forFlock of Seagulls inCincinnati in 1987. They sucked. The whole band was high as a kite and left the stage early, but Flock of Seagulls was cool.)

Posted by: simplemind at December 18, 2015 03:01 PM (JTwsP)

307
238 Where else are you gonna see a jazz band, clowns, crying babies, and midgets?



A New Orleans cat house?



I nearly choked to death trying not to laugh for fear of waking my husband up from his well-.needed nap.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 18, 2015 03:01 PM (WlQGZ)

308 I did that, uninstalled reinstalled. Still screwed up. I went nuclear. I wiped it all off and restored from back up drive.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:59 PM (jJRIy)

What did you wipe - your entire hard drive? just firefox?

Posted by: @votermom at December 18, 2015 03:02 PM (cbfNE)

309 Running FF v29. with updates turned off and I don't want any. FF people used to be serious.



Posted by: Ralph at December 18, 2015 03:02 PM (8N2JI)

310 308
I did that, uninstalled reinstalled. Still screwed up. I went nuclear. I wiped it all off and restored from back up drive.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:59 PM (jJRIy)



What did you wipe - your entire hard drive? just firefox?

Posted by: @votermom at December 18, 2015 03:02 PM (cbfNE)


Total restore, everything.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 03:03 PM (jJRIy)

311 Running FF v29. with updates turned off and I don't want any. FF people used to be serious.

Until the inmates threw out the warden becuz OMG GAY MARRIAGE or some shit.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 18, 2015 03:04 PM (9krrF)

312 What did you wipe - your entire hard drive? just firefox?

Posted by: @votermom at December 18, 2015 03:02 PM (cbfNE)



The nuclear option is to wipe the HD and reinstall the OS.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 18, 2015 03:04 PM (0NdlF)

313 Well, restore is slightly different. But same idea.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 18, 2015 03:04 PM (0NdlF)

314 The nuclear option is to wipe the HD and reinstall the OS.

What? Like with a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary the hore at December 18, 2015 03:05 PM (ODxAs)

315 Until the inmates threw out the warden becuz OMG GAY MARRIAGE or some shit.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 18, 2015 03:04 PM (9krrF)



Mozilla is now SJW and should be boycotted to its destruction.

Mild pity since I've used Firefox since before 1.0, but the culture war is total war.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 18, 2015 03:06 PM (0NdlF)

316 @312

Simple backup of all my stuff. Don't think that backs up OS, but I have no clue.


Working now.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 03:07 PM (jJRIy)

317 Oh, and I know it reinstalled FF.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 03:09 PM (jJRIy)

318

I could get behind closing GITMO


with executions

Posted by: ThunderB at December 18, 2015 03:09 PM (zOTsN)

319 *mutter grumbles*

Uninstalled from Control Panel.

Started download and guess what, during install it crashes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 03:10 PM (7nAlq)

320 Total restore, everything.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 03:03 PM (jJRIy)
---
overkill..but it got the job done for you.

314 - lol

Anna - assuming your ok with losing favorites and preferences and don't mind reinstalling any extentions\plugins and just want to start over.
wipe %userprofile%\appData\Roaming\Mozilla\Firefox
wipe %userprofile%\AppData\Local\Mozilla
Then reinstall.
There are ways to do that as well without losing data but this blog is probably not the best place to walk you though that.



Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 18, 2015 03:10 PM (MbrzC)

321 Those who are willowed, please proceed in an orderly fashion to the nood.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 18, 2015 03:11 PM (0NdlF)

322
Last August, a guy's wife sent him to the store to buy bacon for breakfast. So, he buys a lash of bacon and a Power Ball ticket. He won $110 million bucks. Bacon can do anything....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 18, 2015 03:11 PM (iQIUe)

323 Started download and guess what, during install it crashes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 03:10 PM (7nAlq)
---
The you very likely have some other issue probably causing your problems.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 18, 2015 03:12 PM (MbrzC)

324 Started download and guess what, during install it crashes.

Ugh. Time to look past the browser to the system. Any changes to OS lately? How's the HDD age/health?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 18, 2015 03:13 PM (0NdlF)

325
Mozilla is now SJW and should be boycotted to its destruction.
---
It should but nobody else supports the same level of blocking extentions, yet, and actually it seems even Mozilla is gonna be ripping some of that support away soon. Everyone's gone more and more full-retard in the browser space in the last 3 years.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 18, 2015 03:14 PM (MbrzC)

326 Uninstalled from Control Panel.

Started download and guess what, during install it crashes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 03:10 PM (7nAlq)


Clean uninstall includes deleting all settings files and install directory. Fairly manual process.

It might still be something screwwing with the system. I miss the days when IOBit seemed trustworthy, their cleanup software seemed to work very well, but then they started to do some hinky things.

Did you try Chrome or Opera or (random) as a stopgap measure?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 18, 2015 03:15 PM (bLnSU)

327 Where the fuck is my $150 computer from Woot




Dammit, i need another laptop like i need whatever.


Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 03:21 PM (jJRIy)

328
Spoken like someone who has no idea how a legislature works, about a guy who single highhandedly turned the NC House Republican and reduced our taxes and threw out democrats from hell.

Stupid really doesn't sit well with me. Sorry.


Eat me.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 18, 2015 02:26 PM (jJRIy)


-------------------------------

Politics ain't about screwing over the people who put you in office. At least not successful politics.

But hey, Thom's got another 5 years to prove his worth. A vote for Trump's wall will cover a multitude of sins.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 18, 2015 03:25 PM (LXJ1e)

329 *Force chokes Mozilla*

Logged out of eBay, only tab open. It asked to upgrade. Told it yes. And it crashed.

Just did another uninstall. Ran CCleaner to clear out the registry and browser cache. Rebooted.

Installed again. And now it crashes on Mozilla home page.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2015 03:38 PM (7nAlq)

330 Yes, oh yes-Because Obama "speaking more passionately" will definitely keep us safer. His awesome speech is like some sort of superhero shield iso that nothing bad can penetrate-like the superpower woman from "Fantastic Four"( ?) or something. Bombs and gun shots will all bounce off everyone if Obama speaks passionately.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2015 03:54 PM (qES5k)

331 Their "RULERS???????????????????????" That's not the way it rolls in this country, Bud. Maybe people have RULERS in whatever country you call home, but not in this country.

Posted by: Disgusted at December 18, 2015 05:10 PM (bqD5h)

332 Even a skilled liar like Obama has trouble feigning outrage about minor events like Paris and San Berdo when they conflict with the greater good of the establishment of the Caliphate.

Posted by: Bob at December 19, 2015 10:56 AM (fVGlW)

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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat