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Very nice.
Posted by: HH at December 16, 2015 10:54 AM (DrCtv) 2
2nd?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 16, 2015 10:55 AM (E5UB0) 3
Colors are faggy. But nice, rdb.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 16, 2015 10:56 AM (E5UB0) 4
Did I win the debate last night?
Posted by: Hillary(!), Confused Old White Lady at December 16, 2015 10:56 AM (VAsIq) 5
Camel humping? ugh.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 16, 2015 10:56 AM (E5UB0) 6
Heh. "Hump."
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 10:56 AM (VAsIq) 7
If one could only crop it so that the trees on the left were showing, it would be a great picture.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 16, 2015 10:57 AM (E5UB0) 8
Hey, Happy "Regret Sex Wednesday," everybody.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 10:57 AM (VAsIq) 9
We had a camel kissing Saudi wife in previous thread, now we Camel Hump art.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 16, 2015 10:57 AM (iomlS) Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2015 10:57 AM (r1DzX) Posted by: IP at December 16, 2015 10:57 AM (aQQbl) 12
The good news is, I found Waldo. The bad news is, Champ got to him first.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 16, 2015 10:58 AM (9krrF) Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 10:58 AM (VAsIq) 14
Up State NY is beautiful. Too bad those bastards have to put up with NYC voting in commies.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 16, 2015 10:59 AM (jJRIy) 15
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Navy is unlikely to carry out another patrol within 12 nautical miles of Chinese-built islands in the South China Sea this year as officials had initially suggested, three U.S. defense officials said on Monday.
Naval commanders had hoped to carry out another "freedom of navigation" exercise in the region as early as December as part of a plan to regularly send vessels into the area and exercise what the United States views as its rights under international law, officials have said. But the Obama administration, which is weighing the risks of raising tensions with Beijing at a time when the United States is focused on the fight against Islamic State, has not approved the next such patrol, said the officials, who asked not to be named. Posted by: Pres**ent Obama at December 16, 2015 10:59 AM (e8kgV) 16
Sally the Camel had FIVE humps.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 10:59 AM (VAsIq) 17
Saudi family court is at the bottom of that lake.
Posted by: I'd walk a mile for a camel at December 16, 2015 10:59 AM (326rv) 18
Saudi woman's vacation spot?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 16, 2015 10:59 AM (FkBIv) 19
Lake Champlain is on the border between Vermont and Canada. Good thing this is Fall or it would all be covered in snow and ice.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 16, 2015 11:00 AM (t2KH5) 20
Yay art !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 16, 2015 11:00 AM (erRNA) 21
But the Obama administration, which is weighing the risks of raising tensions with Beijing at a time when the United States is focused on the fight against Islamic State, has not approved the next such patrol, said the officials, who asked not to be named.
Posted by: Pres**ent Obama Ah, yes. the old "Surrender to the Chinese now so we can focus on pretending to care about ISIS" gambit. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 11:01 AM (VAsIq) 22
Happy Hump Day!
Posted by: Beth M at December 16, 2015 11:01 AM (kiy9d) 23
Why is that lake piss yellow? Seriously the trees on the left are the only nice think about this painting.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 16, 2015 11:01 AM (E5UB0) 24
It's like a solar electric farm behind the jump ducked all the Sun up
Posted by: Righter at December 16, 2015 11:01 AM (ph/F7) Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 11:02 AM (VAsIq) 26
15 WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Navy is unlikely to carry out another patrol within 12 nautical miles of Chinese-built islands in the South China Sea this year as officials had initially suggested, three U.S. defense officials said on Monday. Naval commanders had hoped to carry out another "freedom of navigation" exercise in the region as early as December as part of a plan to regularly send vessels into the area and exercise what the United States views as its rights under international law, officials have said. But the Obama administration, which is weighing the risks of raising tensions with Beijing at a time when the United States is focused on the fight against Islamic State, has not approved the next such patrol, said the officials, who asked not to be named. Posted by: Pres**ent Obama at December 16, 2015 10:59 AM (e8kgV) Feh. Last time they did it they sailed through like a sailboat delivering bananas instead of like a warship. Posted by: eman at December 16, 2015 11:02 AM (MQEz6) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 16, 2015 11:02 AM (HSmrB) 28
That's where I lost mah gunz!!1
Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at December 16, 2015 11:02 AM (3ZtZW) Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 11:02 AM (VAsIq) Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 11:03 AM (VAsIq) 31
It's like a solar electric farm behind the jump ducked all the Sun up
My decoder ring just broke. Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2015 11:03 AM (r1DzX) Posted by: Lea at December 16, 2015 11:03 AM (lIU4e) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 16, 2015 11:03 AM (HSmrB) 34
Its yellow becoz of all the rusting firearms
Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at December 16, 2015 11:03 AM (3ZtZW) 35
Now to go read the content...
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 11:04 AM (VAsIq) Posted by: despair at December 16, 2015 11:04 AM (VrdxH) 37
RD, Thanks for another lovely interlude from the news of the day. What a nice painting.
Posted by: JTB at December 16, 2015 11:04 AM (FvdPb) Posted by: Trump Super Fan at December 16, 2015 11:04 AM (l2dSQ) 39
My hump, my hump, my lovely camel lump...
Posted by: Fergie at December 16, 2015 11:05 AM (ukNFU) Posted by: 'Chessie' at December 16, 2015 11:05 AM (326rv) Posted by: Lizzy at December 16, 2015 11:05 AM (NOIQH) Posted by: Feh at December 16, 2015 11:05 AM (GJusA) 43
Froehliche Geburtstag, Ludwig van Beethoven!
Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 16, 2015 11:06 AM (aW5/6) 44
I just want to point out there a couple of sunken Brit naval vessels at the bottom of that lake.
Heh. Posted by: MTF at December 16, 2015 11:06 AM (LISuA) 45
do the camel's hump, unh
do the camel's hump do me baby do the camel's hump, unh do the camel's hump Posted by: Fehgital Underground at December 16, 2015 11:06 AM (GJusA) 46
31 It's like a solar electric farm behind the jump ducked all the Sun up My decoder ring just broke. Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2015 11:03 AM (r1DzX) I think it means "This is what ISIS wants." Posted by: eman at December 16, 2015 11:07 AM (MQEz6) 47
If you enlarge the painting, you can see a UFO to the right of the camel's hump.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 11:07 AM (VAsIq) 48
note that Benedict Arnold commanded the American vessels which also lie at the bottom of that lake
Posted by: Feh at December 16, 2015 11:08 AM (GJusA) 49
What is that bison doing to that stump in the lake? And how did he get to Vermont?
Posted by: DaveA at December 16, 2015 11:08 AM (DL2i+) 50
Shouldnt there be more trees?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 16, 2015 11:08 AM (iQIUe) 51
Just over Camel's Hump is Camel Toe Valley.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at December 16, 2015 11:09 AM (SCcgT) 52
Bitte schon.
Posted by: Zombie Ludwig von Beethoven at December 16, 2015 11:09 AM (3GAnN) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2015 11:09 AM (No/ki) Posted by: Busy Beavers at December 16, 2015 11:09 AM (VAsIq) 55
Lake Champlain is a glacial artifact.
You know, glaciers, Ice Age, that thing we are still in. Ten thousand years ago the ice was at least a mile thick there. Posted by: eman at December 16, 2015 11:10 AM (MQEz6) 56
Hey, Happy "Regret Sex Wednesday," everybody. Regret what? That I'm not getting any nor likely to? I've already claimed that day. It's called "every day." Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 16, 2015 11:10 AM (X6fMO) 57
Sunrise, Sunset.
Posted by: Tevye at December 16, 2015 11:10 AM (VAsIq) 58
Jeh Johnson is talking about building relationships with Muslims. 14 Americans in San Bernadino would like to applaud that but can't Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 16, 2015 11:11 AM (493sH) Posted by: DaveA at December 16, 2015 11:11 AM (DL2i+) 60
I think there are more trees than that round Lake Champlain, and I think the lake is bigger, unless we are looking at one small bay.
I'd google map it, but somebody got mad at the google links and we can't link to google maps anymore. Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 16, 2015 11:11 AM (QpfaR) 61
er, he was an officer
Posted by: Feh at December 16, 2015 11:11 AM (GJusA) 62
>>>Why is that lake piss yellow?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 16, 2015 11:01 AM (E5UB0)<<< Our bad. Posted by: the EPA, fucking up again at December 16, 2015 11:11 AM (H9MG5) 63
51 Just over Camel's Hump is Camel Toe Valley. Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at December 16, 2015 11:09 AM (SCcgT) Beyond that are the Brazillian Plains. Posted by: eman at December 16, 2015 11:11 AM (MQEz6) 64
FBI just said the San Bernardino jihadis DID NOT post support for jihad on social media
Wow. Liars. Led by the White House no doubt Posted by: ThunderB at December 16, 2015 11:11 AM (zOTsN) 65
anybody been to Montreal?
Posted by: Feh at December 16, 2015 11:12 AM (GJusA) 66
Obama Admin Shutdown DHS Investigation Into San Bernardino Jihadists Claiming Their "Civil Liberties" Were Being Violated
http://bit.ly/1UzDRn2 Posted by: despair at December 16, 2015 11:12 AM (VrdxH) 67
Drudge has a story about scientists looking into for-real zombie plagues. Not far below it, robot soldiers.
Skynet vs Zombies, anyone? Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 16, 2015 11:12 AM (9krrF) 68
I thought Lake Champlain had a monster. So where's the monster?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2015 11:12 AM (RU5ki) Posted by: eman at December 16, 2015 11:13 AM (MQEz6) 70
FBI just said the San Bernardino jihadis DID NOT post support for jihad on social media
Wow. Liars. Led by the White House no doubt Posted by: ThunderB at December 16, 2015 11:11 AM (zOTsN) Did they also mention that we've always been at war with Eastasia? Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 16, 2015 11:13 AM (493sH) 71
I thought Lake Champlain had a monster. So where's the monster?
Posted by: Cicero The wake ain't being caused by that little boat! Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 11:14 AM (VAsIq) 72
They are going to cover up their own crappy "vetting" by claiming the San Bernardino jihadis never mentioned jihad on line
Posted by: ThunderB at December 16, 2015 11:14 AM (zOTsN) 73
68 So where's the monster?
------------------------------------------------ I got your monster right here. Posted by: Donald Trump at December 16, 2015 11:14 AM (LISuA) 74
Why are we discussing water pollution in Lake Champlain when there's a new Star Wars movie coming out on Friday?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2015 11:15 AM (RU5ki) 75
Obama Admin Shutdown DHS Investigation Into San Bernardino Jihadists Claiming Their "Civil Liberties" Were Being Violated
http://bit.ly/1UzDRn2 Posted by: despair at December 16, 2015 11:12 AM (VrdxH) Barry forcing the country to conform to his vision of it is going to get a lot of people killed. Too bad no one calls the asshole out on it Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 16, 2015 11:15 AM (493sH) Posted by: Aquatic Mammal with a Glandular Problem at December 16, 2015 11:15 AM (VAsIq) 77
Jeh Johnson is talking about building relationships with Muslims.
I don't want a relationship with muzzies. I don't want a relationship with liberals. Hell, I don't want a relationship with some of my family. Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2015 11:15 AM (r1DzX) 78
Re: the sidebar on minimum wage and job loss... My grandfather wrote a biography of sorts for his family genealogy many years ago. In it, he writes of the 30s, he had a minimum wage job of 30 cents/hr. FDR rose it to 40 cents/hr and he lost his job the next day.
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at December 16, 2015 11:16 AM (g1+Zq) 79
I went on a tour through the Thomas Cole house in NY and somehow asked why the landscapes look so different then from now. Aside from the obvious answers of romanization of landscapes by the artiists they said that beavers were much active then than now and places that have a lot of growth 150 years later looked more barren then. I thought that was interesting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2015 11:16 AM (No/ki) 80
Can y'all see my man little man in the boat?
*hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton --------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they always call it a "man" in a boat. Residual sexism? It's a woman in the boat. Women must overcome the self hatred they have been conditioned into. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 16, 2015 11:16 AM (E5UB0) 81
I was hoping for an Adirondack Guide Boat (http://bit.ly/1O68b3k), but that's not one.
So what can we tell from the internal evidence in this painting? The wake from the boat trails a long way. The surface is still. There are no bubbles coming up from where the body was dumped, which means that must have been way across the lake. Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 16, 2015 11:17 AM (1xUj/) 82
Why are we discussing water pollution in Lake Champlain when there's a new Star Wars movie coming out on Friday?
Posted by: Cicero Remember when Padme and Anakin were sitting by that lovely lake, discussing the grittiness of sand? Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 11:17 AM (VAsIq) 83
Wasn't Jeh Johnson a Robert Redford movie?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 16, 2015 11:17 AM (FkBIv) 84
Posted by: ThunderB at December 16, 2015 11:11 AM (zOTsN)
But it was already said they did. Who believes this cr**? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2015 11:18 AM (No/ki) Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at December 16, 2015 11:18 AM (3ZtZW) 86
Just up and having coffee. Is there any good news?
Posted by: Soona at December 16, 2015 11:18 AM (Fmupd) 87
8 Hey, Happy "Regret Sex Wednesday," everybody.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 10:57 AM (VAsIq) Better than no sex, I suppose. And what's with all the camel references today? Is this a "Humpday" thing? Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 16, 2015 11:18 AM (kpqmD) 88
Aside from the obvious answers of romanization of landscapes by the artiists they said that beavers were much active then than now and places that have a lot of growth 150 years later looked more barren then. I thought that was interesting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2015 11:16 AM (No/ki) Hillary: Exactly where are these active beavers at? Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 16, 2015 11:18 AM (493sH) Posted by: If Betty White had a dick at December 16, 2015 11:19 AM (DL2i+) Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2015 11:19 AM (qUNWi) 91
Why are we discussing water pollution in Lake Champlain when there's a new Star Wars movie coming out on Friday?
==== Becoz no one cares? Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at December 16, 2015 11:19 AM (3ZtZW) 92
What's the story with "Jeh" Johnson's stupid name? It's like his parents started to name him, then got bored in the middle and just gave up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2015 11:19 AM (RU5ki) 93
I went on a tour through the Thomas Cole house in NY and somehow asked why the landscapes look so different then from now. Aside from the obvious answers of romanization of landscapes by the artiists they said that beavers were much active then than now and places that have a lot of growth 150 years later looked more barren then. I thought that was interesting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Hell yeah! *victoriously thrusts pelvis* Posted by: Busy Beaver at December 16, 2015 11:19 AM (VAsIq) 94
WTF? This is a 'qualification' for a GM IT job.
Proven ability decomposing business requirements into system requirements. I don't think that word means what you think it means. http://preview.tinyurl.com/qevylnh Posted by: Anna Puma at December 16, 2015 11:19 AM (iomlS) 95
If you have seen one Star Wars movie you have seen them all. They all look alike.
Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 16, 2015 11:20 AM (QpfaR) 96
Just up and having coffee. Is there any good news?
Posted by: Soona You're awake and you have coffee. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 11:20 AM (VAsIq) 97
Lake Champlain is great. My dad used to take me and my bros camping and fishing there.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 16, 2015 11:20 AM (HMt16) Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 16, 2015 11:20 AM (kpqmD) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2015 11:21 AM (RU5ki) Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2015 11:21 AM (qUNWi) 101
Camel's hump? Looks like a shark fin.
Oh, wait, someone already did that one. Okay... Why is the water yellow? EPA was here, of course. Don't think anyone did that one, did they? Posted by: mindful webworker - slowly but surly at December 16, 2015 11:21 AM (FZxI4) 102
they said that beavers were much active then than now and places that
have a lot of growth 150 years later looked more barren then. Nope, we clear-cut most of what the Indians hadn't. Posted by: DaveA at December 16, 2015 11:21 AM (DL2i+) 103
Jeh Johnson is talking about building relationships with Muslims.
I don't want a relationship with muzzies. I don't want a relationship with liberals. Hell, I don't want a relationship with some of my family. Posted by: rickb223 -------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah. It's the job of these f*ckers to act in our best interests, and not think about worry about what would be the most edifying for our psychological/social development. Liberals in government jobs always get these delusions of grandeur and try to expand their role outside of what they should be doing. That attitude is great if your a CEO, but it's just arrogant, obnoxious and counterproductive in other contexts. Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 16, 2015 11:21 AM (E5UB0) Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 16, 2015 11:21 AM (Nwg0u) 105
Morning... So what's new/
Posted by: donna at December 16, 2015 11:21 AM (/dSsq) 106
Does the little woman in a boat have her own little woman in a boat? And does THAT woman have HER own little woman in a boat?
Is that the secret of the universe? Nothing but little women in boats all the way down. Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 16, 2015 11:22 AM (4rbgA) 107
Why is that lake piss yellow? Seriously the trees on the left are the only nice think about this painting.Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 16, 2015 11:01 AM (E5UB0)
Those are not trees. That is not a lake. The point of the painting, I think, is to play off the complements yellow and violet, orange and blue. There are lots of nice things about this painting. Posted by: troyriser at December 16, 2015 11:22 AM (WuTfJ) 108
Jeh Johnson is talking about building relationships with Muslims.
---- Hands off, Jeh! That's our job! Posted by: NASA at December 16, 2015 11:22 AM (VAsIq) Posted by: DaveA at December 16, 2015 11:22 AM (DL2i+) 110
they said that beavers were much active then than now and places that have a lot of growth 150 years later looked more barren then
==== Also fun fact: Native Americans used to regularly burn forests to the extent that settlers could drive a wagon through any random forest as if it had roads cut in it. fun fact 2: That was a good reason for the settlers to drive them the Hell away. Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at December 16, 2015 11:22 AM (3ZtZW) 111
FBI now saying there were no social media posts supporting jihad
Wtf. So we're they supporting specific jihadis? Or groups? But never mentioned the word jihad Are we now reducing investigations into hyper definitions in order to protect the administration from attacks on their obvious incompetence Posted by: ThunderB at December 16, 2015 11:23 AM (zOTsN) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 16, 2015 11:23 AM (g8Hfr) 113
A Chinese submarine is stalking that boat.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 16, 2015 11:23 AM (ppaKI) Posted by: m at December 16, 2015 11:23 AM (d4uu4) 115
105 Morning... So what's new/
Posted by: donna at December 16, 2015 11:21 AM (/dSsq) There is nothing new under the sun. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 16, 2015 11:24 AM (kpqmD) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 16, 2015 11:24 AM (g8Hfr) 117
100 Ten thousand years ago the ice was at least a mile thick there. No it wasn't. Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2015 11:21 AM (qUNWi) Oh? Posted by: eman at December 16, 2015 11:24 AM (MQEz6) 118
Also fun fact: Native Americans used to regularly burn forests to the extent that settlers could drive a wagon through any random forest as if it had roads cut in it.
The entire smallpox blanket delivery system relied on those roads. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2015 11:24 AM (RU5ki) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 16, 2015 11:24 AM (Zu3d9) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 16, 2015 11:24 AM (HSmrB) 121
Typo in that painting title. Should be:
"Sunset, Camel's Trump, Lake Champlain" Trump's Camel Resort, Lake Champlain, NY Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2015 11:25 AM (r1DzX) 122
65
anybody been to Montreal? Posted by: Feh at December 16, 2015 11:12 AM (GJusA) Yes, in fact I drove up there from Saratoga Springs and went right by that lake. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 16, 2015 11:25 AM (t2KH5) 123
Mission creep is in part driven by incompetence.
When you find you can't or won't or are uninterested in a function you are tasked to do as an agency/bureau/division/department you have to find a reason to either not do it, do something else that makes it irrelevant, or in really incompetent situations, claim you have so many things to keep track of you just can't get to that function. Of course there are other elements involved like money, power, and squeezing out that other manager who looked at you funny when you both started as office assistants oh-so-many years ago Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2015 11:25 AM (q2o38) 124
God must love the Russians....
yes they suffer but thanks to Him they are durable. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 That, or vodka'd up to the point of being insensate and insensible. Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 16, 2015 11:25 AM (9krrF) 125
You'll have to go back to 1989 for good news.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2015 11:21 AM (RU5ki ----------------- Weren't the Clintons on a run to get elected in 1989? Too early. Need to think this through. Posted by: Soona at December 16, 2015 11:26 AM (Fmupd) 126
65 Posted by: Feh at December 16, 2015 11:12 AM (GJusA)
Wife and I honeymooned there... great steaks, weird hookers, and confusing road signs since they went unilingual froggonian. What's up? Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 16, 2015 11:26 AM (g8Hfr) 127
I thought Lake Champlain had a monster. So where's the monster?
- Well, Lindsey Graham had to crawl out of somewhere. Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 16, 2015 11:26 AM (Nwg0u) 128
Are we now reducing investigations into hyper definitions in order to protect the administration from attacks on their obvious incompetence
Yes, absolutely. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2015 11:26 AM (No/ki) 129
Montreal is French for Camel vagina.
Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2015 11:26 AM (qUNWi) 130
Range Rover goes hang gliding
Maybe launch ramps on the outside of curves in a snowy country aren't such a good idea. Posted by: DaveA at December 16, 2015 11:27 AM (DL2i+) 131
A little to the right is a turbaned mountain unfastening his pants...
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 11:28 AM (VAsIq) 132
Are there screen caps of the San Bernardino shooter's facebook? Has Facebook pulled her account so nobody can check?
Posted by: Mainah at December 16, 2015 11:28 AM (659DL) 133
If you really want to lose your faith in humanity watch those Russian dash-cam compilations on youtube.
Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2015 11:29 AM (qUNWi) 134
106 Does the little woman in a boat have her own little woman in a boat? And does THAT woman have HER own little woman in a boat?
Is that the secret of the universe? Nothing but little women in boats all the way down. Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 16, 2015 11:22 AM (4rbgA) ------------------ The cooter is infinite. Posted by: Soona at December 16, 2015 11:30 AM (Fmupd) 135
Regardless of what she posted on Facebook, her actions show her to not have been a true Muslim, therefore she could not have committed Jihad.
Posted by: Obamaite at December 16, 2015 11:30 AM (VAsIq) 136
My campaign there did not go so well. We were simply out-manned by better troops and sailors.
Posted by: Benedict Arnold at December 16, 2015 11:30 AM (9mTYi) 137
130 Posted by: DaveA at December 16, 2015 11:27 AM (DL2i+)
No dumber than the downward 17.5% slop runaway ramps I saw on US 54 in Scenic El Paso Texas... idiocy in civil engineering is universal. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 16, 2015 11:31 AM (g8Hfr) 138
Nothing but little women in boats all the way down. Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 16, 2015 11:22 AM (4rbgA) ______________________________ I like to go down on little women in boats.... *hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 16, 2015 11:31 AM (HSmrB) 139
Jeh Johnson said they are creating a new terror alert level system. This one will only have one alert level:
All Muslims are wonderful we're only investigating people associated with conservative groups. Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 16, 2015 11:31 AM (493sH) 140
Lake Champlain - Perfect proof of global warming.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 16, 2015 11:32 AM (9mTYi) 141
They will literally do and say anything in order to permanently change this countries demographics
Posted by: ThunderB at December 16, 2015 11:32 AM (zOTsN) Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 11:32 AM (VAsIq) 143
If you really want to lose your faith in humanity watch those Russian dash-cam compilations on youtube.
Posted by: eleven --------------------- Coming soon, to a country near you. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 16, 2015 11:33 AM (9mTYi) 144
Maybe launch ramps on the outside of curves in a snowy country aren't such a good idea.
Right before the Range Rover spreads its wings another car nearly goes off the road and totally grazes the barrier. Wondering whether the driver or the designer was more drunk. Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 16, 2015 11:33 AM (1xUj/) 145
Yo
Posted by: Nip sip at December 16, 2015 11:35 AM (osxzA) 146
Ty-D-Bol Man sez Hi
Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at December 16, 2015 11:35 AM (3ZtZW) 147
Are we now reducing investigations into hyper definitions in order to protect the administration from attacks on their obvious incompetence
------------------- It depends on what the meaning of 'is' is. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 16, 2015 11:35 AM (9mTYi) 148
So how is Chewbacca still ungrayed during the events of the new film? Shouldn't he be like 500 in dog years? Considering how bad Han looks after 30 years, Chewy should be arthritic, losing hair and pissing all over the carpet.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 16, 2015 11:35 AM (ppaKI) 149
148 So how is Chewbacca still ungrayed during the events of the new film? Shouldn't he be like 500 in dog years? Considering how bad Han looks after 30 years, Chewy should be arthritic, losing hair and pissing all over the carpet. Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 16, 2015 11:35 AM (ppaKI) At least they edited out the scenes where Chewy starts to spin around. Posted by: eman at December 16, 2015 11:37 AM (MQEz6) 150
Right before the Range Rover spreads its wings another car nearly goes off the road and totally grazes the barrier.
Wondering whether the driver or the designer was more drunk. Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 16, 2015 11:33 AM (1xUj/) ----------------------- If it were me, I would have tested this concept with a Lada first. Posted by: Soona at December 16, 2015 11:37 AM (Fmupd) 151
So how is Chewbacca still ungrayed during the events of the new film? Shouldn't he be like 500 in dog years? Considering how bad Han looks after 30 years, Chewy should be arthritic, losing hair and pissing all over the carpet.
C3PO is already on his fifth power converter and Luke says he won't go to Tosche station to get any more. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2015 11:38 AM (RU5ki) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 16, 2015 11:38 AM (9mTYi) Posted by: Marty Feldman at December 16, 2015 11:38 AM (LA7Cm) 154
Ace is awake.
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So how is Chewbacca still ungrayed during the events of the new film? Shouldn't he be like 500 in dog years? Considering how bad Han looks after 30 years, Chewy should be arthritic, losing hair and pissing all over the carpet.
Posted by: Citizen Cake Chewie was 300 in the first film. Another 3-4 decades isn't going to do much. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 16, 2015 11:39 AM (VAsIq) 156
nood Ace
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2015 11:39 AM (RU5ki) 157
Considering how bad Han looks after 30 years, Chewy should be arthritic, losing hair and pissing all over the carpet.
Horking all over the rug after dinner. Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2015 11:39 AM (r1DzX) 158
Chewy should be arthritic, losing hair and pissing all over the carpet.
Posted by: Citizen Cake He takes Dinovite. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 16, 2015 11:39 AM (FkBIv) 159
@ChadPergram 1h ago Ryan on Syrian refugee not being in the omnibus: We
have a committment from the Senate they will bring up the refugee bill Reforms to the visa waiver program are in the omnibus. Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 16, 2015 11:45 AM (YjDyJ) Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at December 16, 2015 11:46 AM (oZKRQ) 161
Reforms to the visa waiver program are in the omnibus.
So is funding for Planned Parenthood and a host of other Democrat concerns. Imagine that ... Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at December 16, 2015 11:48 AM (oZKRQ) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0328 seconds. |
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