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Overnight Open Thread (12-8-2015)

Quote of the Day - Rarity of Courage Edition

Like Mark Steyn I've been doing these 'defend free speech' gigs for some years now and as Mark recently mordantly observed, I also sometimes wonder why I keep ascending up the running order only to realise that it's because everybody who used to be ahead of me is either in hiding or dead.

...In answer to new readers, I'm afraid for security reasons I can no longer give advance notice of speaking engagements. Hope this changes.

-- Douglas Murray

So Would a Complete Shutdown of Muslim Immigration Be Constitutional?

The consensus seems to be that foreign immigrants can be turned away for any reason at all - including religion - it's strictly up to Congress to set the rules. But refusing entry to Muslim American citizens solely due to religion would almost certainly be unconstitutional.

L.A. Times Editorial: Should people on the no-fly list be able to buy guns? Yes.

The Nation: The Terrorists Arsenal Was As American As Apple Pie

And no I don't think they're just being snarky here.

Many in the media say it suggests a level of planning typical of terrorists. But, in fact, millions of Americans have that kind of "arsenal" at home. The AR-15 is the most popular gun in America-around 8 million have been sold. Two thousand five hundred rounds of ammo for the AR-15 seems horrifying to an anti-gun, middle-class liberal like me-that's enough bullets to kill 2,500 people!-but, in fact, ammo is sold in 1,000-round boxes, and it's not unusual for gun owners to buy several boxes when the price is low.

I asked Marc Cooper about it-he's an award-winning journalist and a friend who's also a gun person. Two thousand five hundred rounds? "Believe it or not, these are modest amounts of ammo," he told me. "A gun hobbyist, a target shooter, can easily go through 500 rounds in one two-hour visit to the range. The amount found in this guy's apartment in no way by itself indicates anything strange."

Another friend said, "It's like buying 48 rolls of toilet paper when you go to Costco."

If possessing two AR-15s and 2,500 rounds of ammo makes you a terror suspect, then we need to investigate several million Americans, most of whom are older white men-and Republicans.

Where The Hate Crimes Really Are

ushate11

Hero From London Tube Stabbing Furious at Ghouls Who Just Stood Around Filming As He Fought the Attacker

An engineer told last night how he fought a terror suspect while fellow Tube passengers filmed on their mobiles.

David Pethers, 33, said he and another commuter took on the knifeman to protect passing children.

The maniac tried to decapitate one victim while shouting 'This is for Syria'.

Mr Pethers was also slashed in the neck in Saturday night's incident but managed to keep up the fight until police arrived. 'There were other adult men standing there, just filming it on their phones,' he said last night.

...'There were so many opportunities where someone could have grabbed him. One guy came up to me afterwards and said "well done, I want to shake your hand, you are the only one who did anything, I got the whole thing on film".

'I was so angry, I nearly turned on him but I walked away. I thought "Are you crazy? You are standing there filming and did nothing". I was really angry afterwards. I had to go for a walk for about two hours to calm down.'

tubehero2

American Intelligence Doing Poorly in Cold War II

One interesting tidbit from the article is that spies are more and more carrying guns during their operations.

After the War on Terrorism began, the Cold War rules began to rapidly disappear. For one thing, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Iraq, along with most places that CIA officers operate today, are actual war zones with nothing "cold" about them. During traditional peacetime case officers don't really have to worry about their own safety, just that of their informants. Once you get involved with terrorists or an actual shooting war starts, all of that changes, and intelligence officers (whether CIA or Army Intelligence) become major high-value targets for terrorist and insurgents. Since 2001, over a dozen (the exact number is classified) CIA officers have been killed in the line of duty. In short, the espionage business has gotten far more dangerous in a very short period of time.

This has necessitated a number of dramatic changes in the way the Americans, British, and other professional intelligence services do business where they are needed most (in war zones). For one, the spooks are getting strapped. Case officers working in places like Pakistan, Afghanistan, and even Egypt routinely carry handguns everywhere they go to defend themselves should the need arise. During the Cold War this was unnecessary and generally considered a stupid liability since being caught with a weapon would probably get you booted out of the country you operated in. Not anymore.

Besides carrying guns, agencies and case officers are paying extra attention to things like counter-surveillance, disguises, and evasive driving. Carrying a sidearm is necessary for a case officer working in a city like Karachi or Kabul, the truth remains that getting into a gunfight is still the last resort and should be avoided at all costs. Case officers know that the most effective way to avoided being a terrorist target is to avoid following the same routines every day, varying routes to and from work/meetings, never sleeping in the same safe house for too long, and generally making one's life as varied and unpredictable as possible.

NATO: Umm we're going to pass on the whole ground troops thing against ISIS too, thanks

Of the 653 Detainees Released From Gitmo, 196 Are Confirmed or Suspected of Being Back on the Battlefield

What Kind of Person is Sad About So Few Rapes on College Campuses?

bigredbinx

The Navy's Newest Destroyer, the USS Zumwalt, Is Commanded by....Captain James Kirk

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Remembering Roddie Edmonds

Master Sergeant Roddie Edmonds of the US 422nd Infantry Regiment was captured during the Battle of the Bulge and soon found himself the senior American officer of the Stalag IXA prisoner of war camp. When the Germans tried to separate Jewish soldiers from the other POWs Edmonds had a pretty good idea what they had in store for them.

When Nazi guards demanded all Jewish prisoners report the following morning, in a move reminiscent of the movie Spartacus, Edmonds instructed all soldier inmates in the camp to show up alongside their Jewish comrades.

When camp commandant Major Siegmann saw the entire American contingent standing and identifying as Jews he exclaimed, "they cannot all be Jews," and Edmonds replied, "we are all Jews."

Siegmann then drew his pistol on Edmonds, who coolly responded that "according to the Geneva Convention, we only have to give our name, rank and serial number. If you shoot me, you will have to shoot all of us, and after the war you will be tried for war crimes."

Outfaced by Edmonds, the commandant turned and walked away.

The Germans backed down and eventually treated the Jewish POWs the same as other American POWs. Roddie Edmonds died in 1985. Last week he was posthumously recognized as Righteous Among the Nations.

MSGREdmonds-WWII(2)

Reviewing the Cheapie $3 Chinese Flashlights

I've got a bunch of these that I keep filled with rechargeable batteries. They work fine for me and if I break or lose one, it's no big deal. Most work with Li-ion 14500 3.6V batteries too (same form-factor as AAs) for extra light output.

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Intense Police Chase and Gunfight That Happened in Seattle on Sunday

The driver was eventually shot and killed by police at the end of the video.

18 Scams Everyone Should Be Aware Of

Why oh why hasn't the Home Depot-McDonalds-Girls scam ever happened to me?

scamURsQcwK

Second Look at Zuism - The Religion of Ancient Sumerian Gods and Tax Rebates

Gratuitous Cussing Part XIV

WTB One Healthy Baby For My 14 yo Daughter, No Disableds Pls

The Yahoo group is for closers only.

Teh Tweet!

Tonight's post brought to you by the 1960s-era CIA rectal escape kit:

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Notice: Posted for AceCorp LLC. Do not open the pod bay door until you are told to by authorized personnel.

Reminder: the old New Banning Policy is still very much in effect.

Posted by: Maetenloch at 09:44 PM




Comments

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1 I could say something wrong and blow this all to hell right away.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 08, 2015 09:45 PM (r6yYr)

2 How do I contact David Pethers and tell him that if he is ever in the NYC area I will buy him all the great American beer he can drink?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2015 09:47 PM (Zu3d9)

3 I may be in NY...71st and West End...in January. Anyone for a cold one?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 08, 2015 09:48 PM (r6yYr)

4 Hell my own mother is saying that she will vote for Trump, and she has
never voted R the entire 73 years she has been alive. I talked to her a
bit about it, and this is kind of her take.

Trump is popular
because he has tapped into anger that most normal average Americans have
at being marginalized for the past 30 years.


Since the 80's
every gay, trans, blue, left-footed, tree screaming, global warming
alarmist has been given unending platitudes for what amounts to being a
freak, and Sue Homemaker just wants to fucking know how importing 2
million people a year that probably hate America is going to help her
son Kevin get a job when he finally graduates from college 50K in debt.

Not much I could say to that...

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at December 08, 2015 09:49 PM (sqs5K)

5 Is it ok to come out?

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 08, 2015 09:50 PM (sOhww)

6 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 08, 2015 09:48 PM (r6yYr)

That's the Upper West Side. That's like brattleboro, Austin, Berkeley, Madison, San Francisco and Boulder all wrapped up in one insane Prog.

Yes......

nynjmeet at optimum dot net


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2015 09:50 PM (Zu3d9)

7 There were other adult men standing there, just filming it on their phones

It would appear they were "adults" only in the technical sense.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 08, 2015 09:51 PM (Dwehj)

8 It saddens me to say, but it is only a matter of time before we have our own Beslan style attack here, or far worse.

We are just so wide open and defenseless in so many areas. Our borders are wide open and our political leadership just doesn't give a fuck. Think about how that will go play out. It will be absolutely horrific.

And yet, no serious steps are even taken to prepare or protect for it. We are more concerned with a virtual non existent anti muslim backlash which apparently consists of a pigs heads showing up somewhere. Media makes it sound like there are roving bands of Christians just beating and killing muslims in the streets of America.

I used to think we might finally wise up if we had a Beslan here, or god forbid lost a city to a nuke, but now I am sure even that wouldn't wise us up.

Liberalism has infected us so badly, there is little hope.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at December 08, 2015 09:51 PM (COpZ4)

9 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2015 09:51 PM (08Znv)

10 Thanks for the link, Maet!

For those unaware, AtC and I are back and podcasting. New episode posted. Link in nic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 09:53 PM (GEICT)

11 Yeah, in fairness to the commie stoners at The Nation, having half a dozen weapons and a few thousand rounds of ammunition does sounds like my coat closet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) can also assert at December 08, 2015 09:53 PM (rwI+c)

12 Hi Maet,
I'm sorry you had to shut down the ONT last night.

I wasn't here but looked at it & it's going on in last thread, same conversations, etc.

Thank you!

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 09:53 PM (sj3Ax)

13 we need to investigate several million Americans, most of whom are older white men-and Republicans.

Millions of liberals cry : "YES!!"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 09:53 PM (FkBIv)

14
Check Cashing Scam
What I dont understand that anyone still falls for this.



Because most people, especially the cash card/ebt generation, have no idea of how checks "work".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 09:53 PM (kdS6q)

15 Another interesting thing about the FBI crime stats on hate crime, the vast majority of reported hate crimes happen outside of the south, mainly in the North East.

True story.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 08, 2015 09:53 PM (WVvzl)

16 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2015 09:53 PM (YJmuy)

17 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 08, 2015 09:54 PM (KCxzN)

18 Thanks for the ONT, Maet. Appreciate what you do.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 08, 2015 09:55 PM (0NdlF)

19 England, sadly, lost all their manly men in the Great War, and the children of the manly men were killed in WWII. Nothing left but the cowards and the children of cowards.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 09:55 PM (1ijHg)

20 So the only way to buy a specific album for someone these days is to buy the a gift card card to iTunes and hope they spend it on the album you intended?


Damn, I'm old.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 08, 2015 09:56 PM (yxw0r)

21 Seven Signs White Privilege Doesn't Exist

Yet another laughable article tries to tell White people that they have "White Privilege" which oppresses everyone else, and that White people need to take it on faith because they are somehow racially unable to understand any of it.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10325

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 08, 2015 09:56 PM (vBeA5)

22 >>>>> Reminder: the old New Banning Policy is still very much in effect.
-------
Please behave. That's your formal reminder.

Geesh, the London Tube stabbing link was infuriating to read.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 09:56 PM (2x3L+)

23 Go Trump go!

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 09:57 PM (vsbNu)

24 "The consensus seems to be that foreign immigrants can be turned away for
any reason at all - including religion - it's strictly up to Congress
to set the rules. But refusing entry to Muslim American citizens solely
due to religion would almost certainly be unconstitutional."

The rule has already been encoded. POTUS can already bar any 'class' for whatever reason for however long. Good luck overriding that with new legislation subject to veto.



Who cares what they call their 'religion', it is a cultural issue.
Even if it were merely relegion, they can already be denied.

"My god says I get to kill you and go to heaven where you you will be my slave for eternity"

/not suggestion any 'religion'

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 09:58 PM (T78UI)

25 Reminder: the old New Banning Policy is still very much in effect.

Posted by: Maetenloch at 09:44 PM

Looks like I missed Interesting Times.

I am OK with this.

Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at December 08, 2015 09:58 PM (Ojki1)

26
Reminder: the old New Banning Policy is still very much in effect.




Roman Moronie's speech

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv8tVxk6Nj4

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 09:59 PM (kdS6q)

27 I'm not putting anything like that up my rectum. That way it won't have to escape from there.

Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2015 09:59 PM (b+df9)

28 Hello Maet. I have to go sleep soon, but just wanted to say: great links on tonight's and last night's ONTs.

Posted by: votermom at December 08, 2015 09:59 PM (cbfNE)

29 Woot woot ONT

Are we done eating our own?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:00 PM (pahrJ)

30 Thanks for the fucking link Maet!

Posted by: alexthechick at December 08, 2015 10:00 PM (IrByp)

31 Anton Bruckner: "Virga Jesse":

https://youtu.be/Ho67yleXd-Q?t=1m52s

Bing Crosby and Ella Fitzgerald: "Marshamallow World":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA2ItJ1CxNs

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 10:00 PM (vsbNu)

32 Would a complete shut-down of Muslim immigration be constitutional?

The courts have continually said "yes":

http://tinyurl.com/oqpov2y

THE PLENARY POWER DOCTRINE AND THE
CONSTITUTIONALITY OF IDEOLOGICAL
EXCLUSIONS: AN HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE
PATRICK J. CHARLES*

III. IMMIGRATION LAW, THE PLENARY POWER, AND
EXCLUSION BASED UPON ASSOCIATION AND
IDEOLOGICAL GROUNDS IN THE EARLY REPUBLIC...... 92

A. The United States Constitution, the Law of
Nations, and the Plenary Power Doctrine ............ 93

B. The Alien Act of 1798 and an Originalist
Understanding of the Plenary Power Doctrine .. 108

Posted by: Loup Garou at December 08, 2015 10:00 PM (FkgZk)

33 Are we done eating our own?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:00 PM (pahrJ)



NEEEEEEVEEEEER!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:01 PM (GEICT)

34 In my opinion, as a Southern Californian, by birth, living in and loving South Carolina, race relations in the South are great. Ever read "Uncle Tom's Cabin?" We love each other here. We are respectful. My wife is handicapped. I cannot count the number of times people of all colors have opened doors to help me.

My brother came for a visit. I told him "Folks have manners here."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:01 PM (1ijHg)

35 Oh, willowed comment - my dire prediction is another attack here on a Friday before the year ends.

Posted by: votermom at December 08, 2015 10:01 PM (cbfNE)

36 The USA needs a really yuuuuge faintng couch for all the delicate flowers that caught the vapors today.

Not who we are.

Fuck that shit.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 10:02 PM (MQEz6)

37 Because 'willow'...

But if we can verify that they are normal people
with no terrorist sympathies, that we can reliably verified are not
associated with terrorists in any way, who want to come here, who would
be of value to America, but who just so happen to be Muslim? Then WHY
NOT let them in?





Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 08, 2015 09:21 PM (+4mdw)



suspend immigration not based on religion but on country of origin, just like Carter did with Iran

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 09:24 PM (zOTsN)

Carter gave amnesty to Iranian students, I worked with a guy who claimed he was on the last plane out of Iran before emigration was locked down, Carter's may have been an empty gesture.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 10:02 PM (T78UI)

38 34 In my opinion, as a Southern Californian, by birth, living in and loving South Carolina, race relations in the South are great. Ever read "Uncle Tom's Cabin?" We love each other here. We are respectful. My wife is handicapped. I cannot count the number of times people of all colors have opened doors to help me.

My brother came for a visit. I told him "Folks have manners here."


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:01 PM (1ijHg)


So true.

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 08, 2015 10:02 PM (7egrg)

39
Thanks for the cheap flashlight review, will check. I also have stashed cheapo but fairly good flashlights (LED) around the house (AAA battery kind). Have a few serious/better ones (SureFire, Streamlight) as well.

Funny, I have used almost verbatim that line about buying a 48-roll bulk pack of t.p. at Costco when gunsplaining ammo purchases. Actually that understates the logic of it all. Nobody uses up t.p. at a rate that a competitive or training or gung-ho recreational shooter uses up ammo (depending on the firearm in question).

Also, as to variety/number of firearms in one's "arsenal" - how many clubs in a golf bag? Heard that one somewhere and it's perfect (well, except that so many people are so clueless about so much on the planet that they lack even the background to get *that* analogy).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2015 10:02 PM (QDnY+)

40 Hello...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 10:02 PM (/QWq1)

41 I have a bunch of those flashlights. One in every toolbox and at least one in every room, often more. Love 'em.

Posted by: jow at December 08, 2015 10:03 PM (/9ppM)

42 I'm glad that girl got out of her car before the shootout started. I wonder how many bullets hit her car?

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 10:03 PM (iRZl4)

43 I disagree - I think the Nation was being snarky about the American as apple pie bit.

They are saying that it is not that unusual for gun owners to have a couple of ARs and a couple thousand rounds of ammo - because they are a bunch of terrorists, too!

They aren't saying, hey, MSM, you got it all wrong.

Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2015 10:03 PM (2Ocf1)

44 Has anyone heard the Leftist meme that four Planned Parenthood facilities have been attacked by arsonists since the tapes came out. It is complete and total bullshit.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 08, 2015 10:03 PM (2TUVm)

45 In before the food fight.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 10:03 PM (3rK8j)

46 Gratuitous cussing? A story about AtC?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:04 PM (QdyoO)

47 "Oh, willowed comment - my dire prediction is another attack here on a Friday before the year ends.

Posted by: votermom at December 08, 2015 10:01 PM (cbfNE)"
But it is MY prediction that the SB attack will be a daily occurance. Obama doesn't care about us.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:04 PM (1ijHg)

48 One in the glovebox and two in the bag I keep in the trunk.

Posted by: jow at December 08, 2015 10:04 PM (/9ppM)

49 45 In before the food fight.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 10:03 PM (3rK8j)



*steals a dessert and runs off*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:04 PM (GEICT)

50
heheheh eh heheh... "tool box"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at December 08, 2015 10:05 PM (EWg9n)

51 Carter gave amnesty to Iranian students, I worked with a guy who claimed he was on the last plane out of Iran before emigration was locked down, Carter's may have been an empty gesture.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 10:02 PM (T78UI)

*****

FFS, please leave that shit downstairs.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 10:05 PM (3rK8j)

52 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:04 PM (1ijHg)

Your prediction is more dire than mine. You win.

Posted by: votermom at December 08, 2015 10:05 PM (cbfNE)

53 And so it begins.... AGAIN!!

Posted by: Kreplach at December 08, 2015 10:06 PM (WVvzl)

54 Trump is never OT, right?

Reposted from the last one:

So you remember when Trump first announced, and everybody said his kick
'em all out and make Mexico pay for it thing was spur of the moment, off
the cuff, thoughtless stream of consciousness babble from a
know-nothing loser?

Six weeks beforehand on April 30th, he said
exactly the same thing in the auditorium at the Woodlands High School in
the Woodlands, TX. And at the dinner at the Carlton Woods Resort
immediately before his talk at the high school.

On that night, he
also said the things about this admin being the worst deal makers ever.
The Iran deal being the worst he'd ever seen; the releasing 5
terrorists to get back one traitor being the worst deal ever, too.

And the stuff about making China start acting right, stop undervaluing their currency, etc. also.

My
point is, despite what everydamnbody said and still says, Trump was not
shooting from the hip at his official announcement. He had tested his
pathway at least once, in front of better than 900 people, and at least a
month and a half earlier.

The people who brush him off as a clown, or lazy, or undisciplined are vastly underestimating him.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at December 08, 2015 10:06 PM (3TSlh)

55 I'm not a Navy guy just a boat guy but while that Zumwalt offends my traditional side that is one badass looking boat.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 10:06 PM (/tuJf)

56 F. U. Cochran you forgot the V

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:06 PM (DmRs2)

57 Terrorists and those ready to fight terrorists could easily have similar arsenals.

The Nation is trying to imply that similar equipment means similar intent.

Typical Communist bullshit.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 10:07 PM (MQEz6)

58 Hey, whatever happened to John Boehners lawsuit??

Posted by: Kreplach at December 08, 2015 10:07 PM (WVvzl)

59 I'm a ZIT! GET IT?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 08, 2015 10:07 PM (rwI+c)

60 56 F. U. Cochran you forgot the V

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:06 PM (DmRs2)



Did not!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:07 PM (GEICT)

61 Bach: "Jesu Bleibet Meine Freude"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PEmif29mD0

Celtic Woman: "Panis Angelicus (Franck)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzTjY79nGRE

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 10:07 PM (vsbNu)

62
Xmas shopping:

Amazon.com is offering 25% Off 1 Book Purchase with promo code BOOKDEAL25. Maximum discount is $10 Limit is promo code per customer/account, books must be sold/shipped by Amazon, offer ends 12/8.

Barnes Noble is offering 25% Off One Item (exclusions apply) with coupon code 25HOLIDAY. Shipping is free on orders over $25. Expires 12/8 and valid only once per customer, per billing address.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 10:08 PM (kdS6q)

63 I'm too tired to shuffle upstairs and go to bed

Posted by: votermom at December 08, 2015 10:08 PM (cbfNE)

64 My poor grandpa got caught up in one of those western union scams when he was about 90 and my grandma was dying.

Someone called pretending to be my cousin. Said he had gotten into trouble in Canada and needed money for bail but didn't want his dad to know.

So grandpa went and transferred him $1000.

I'm not sure how he got my grandpa's number. I'm assuming he said something like "grandpa" and my grandpa volunteered my cousin's name since I only have one male cousin, but who knows.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 10:08 PM (Kqit+)

65 My brother was on a cross country flight a couple of weeks ago. The guy in the seat next to him was gay, they chatted about things, Trump's name came up, and the guy said that he was a lifelong liberal Democrat but planned on voting for Trump because he was saying things that needed to be said and because this guy was sick of illegal immigration. Incidentally this guy also said he absolutely despised Hillary because she was a liar and an obvious criminal. I realize this is entirely anecdotal, but there you go.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 08, 2015 10:08 PM (/GuZj)

66 Posted by: Troll Feeder at December 08, 2015 10:06 PM (3TSlh)

Please leave that shit downstairs.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 10:08 PM (pAlYe)

67 BC thanks for the chuckle.
Been a long day

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:09 PM (Oy0zJ)

68 Hi all
Okay I sincerely apologize for last night. I ruined the ONT for a lot of people and gave Maet too much grief.

So that won't happen again, I promise. I will only stick to ONT-approved topics from now on. And not cooking either. Unless Maet posts a cooking link. Then all bets are off.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 10:09 PM (uZNvH)

69 Carter gave amnesty to Iranian students, I worked with a guy who claimed he was on the last plane out of Iran before emigration was locked down, Carter's may have been an empty gesture.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 10:02 PM (T78UI)

******

There's a special corner in Hell waiting for those that would do this.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 10:09 PM (3rK8j)

70 Gonna go out on a slender limb and say that more CIA dudes lost their lives (or just their bowels) to that rescue kit than were ever rescued.

That shit gets loose in your ass, her done!

Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2015 10:10 PM (h4t9f)

71 Oh Lauren that is too sad

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 10:10 PM (uZNvH)

72 I remember Zumwalt. His son died young from Agent Orange exposure (I may be wrong). I thought he was a good man. I hope and pray this ship kicks ass.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:10 PM (1ijHg)

73 "Suscepit" from Bach's "Magnificat":

https://youtu.be/uKSNLvGvlFI

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 10:10 PM (vsbNu)

74 67 BC thanks for the chuckle.
Been a long day

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:09 PM (Oy0zJ)



*fistbump*

Glad to be of service. That's what the ONT is supposed to be for. A laugh. A good time. Just fucking chilling and relaxing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:10 PM (GEICT)

75 Tonight's post brought to you by the 1960s-era CIA rectal escape kit:

--

So Felix had that suck up his backside while he was being Bond's sidekick?

Posted by: votermom at December 08, 2015 10:11 PM (cbfNE)

76 " Oh Lauren that is too sad "

Yeah, it was awful. And worst of all he was so embarrassed about being tricked. He was super smart and really prided himself in that and he said it made him feel like a "confused old man". Bastards.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 10:12 PM (Kqit+)

77
I sincerely apologize for last night. I ruined the ONT for a lot of people and gave Maet too much grief.
Posted by: chemjeff




Too late. For Christmas you're getting Impetigo.

Posted by: Santa

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 10:12 PM (kdS6q)

78 That new destroyer class has the lines of a French Pre-Dreadnought.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 08, 2015 10:12 PM (r6yYr)

79 Thanks Maet for keeping shit in the basement & putting up an early ONT.

Ace must have kicked in something to the 401k as well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:13 PM (Oy0zJ)

80 73
He of the extremely bushy eyebrows. I remember him too.

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 10:13 PM (Cszmt)

81 Nice content! Cia article was interesting and disturbing a bit. Also enjoyed the how itt is a scam description!

Now out before the banning starts : )

Posted by: Lea at December 08, 2015 10:13 PM (vmMMi)

82 The Zumwalt needs a Wave-Motion Gun.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 10:13 PM (MQEz6)

83 The Courts have held what they dub the "Plenary Power Doctrine" on immigration. The political branches have plenary power, meaning absolute control, over who gets into the country.

The SJWs and lefties don't like it, but that's they way it is. There is no right to immigrate.

There was the Chinese Exclusion Act, for instance, which did just that, "we don't want no more Chinese coming over here".

Thus, a "Muslim Exclusion Act" would be possible. Such a thing would cause the biggest shitstorm of lefty heads exploding you ever saw, and much wringing of the hands all over, but that is what "plenary power" means.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 08, 2015 10:13 PM (dvuhZ)

84 The strength of a nation or culture is not in what it is willing to die for. It is in what it is willing to kill for.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2015 10:14 PM (kKHcp)

85 so why was the thread locked down last evening?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 10:14 PM (vb33c)

86 79 That new destroyer class has the lines of a French Pre-Dreadnought

--

Looks like a baguette?

Posted by: votermom at December 08, 2015 10:14 PM (cbfNE)

87 That rectal escape kit is going right to the top of my X-mas list.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 08, 2015 10:14 PM (YUJCJ)

88 "In The Bleak Midwinter" (Holst):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hs9-Sxf9j4

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 10:14 PM (vsbNu)

89 That new destroyer class has the lines of a French Pre-Dreadnought.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat


It looks as though it out to be able to submerge.
Elmo Zumwalt was CNO when I was in the Navy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 10:14 PM (FkBIv)

90 82,

Um, it's a thread topic.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 10:15 PM (MQEz6)

91 I tried asking this in the last Trump thread, but things were a bit - heated. Since this talk of terrorism & immigration began, I've been looking for a good book on the anarchist terrorist wave of the late 19th/early 20th-Centuries. And by good I mean not sympathetic to the terrorists. Any recommendations?

Posted by: Josephistan at December 08, 2015 10:15 PM (7qAYi)

92 I don't think for-profit schools are necessarily a scam.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 10:15 PM (FkBIv)

93 Local control of immigration is how we almost kept the irish out.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boO4RowROiw

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 10:16 PM (vb33c)

94 "but while that Zumwalt offends my traditional side that is one badass looking boat. "


Yes, it is.....um....."unique" looking.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 10:16 PM (57Cfm)

95 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 10:16 PM (EzgxV)

96 The black book of communism

Posted by: votermom at December 08, 2015 10:16 PM (cbfNE)

97 Maet,

My unsolicited 2 pence: When you mention, "But refusing entry to Muslim American citizens solely due to religion would almost certainly be unconstitutional," "citizens" is the operative word which most people wrestling with this idea in the media seem to overlook. We as a nation owe absolutely nothing to any immigrant (therefore not a citizen) wishing to enter our country. We should assert our right to refuse anyone based on anything. I had to face that cold reality when my wife, hailing from Thailand - an area of the world not cherished for it's cheap, proximate migrant labor force - went through the process of trying to procure her green card here. Of course, liberals think we all signed a social contract and owe everything to everyone. THAT is the crux of the problem. We don't owe anyone anything. And though we remain the world's most generous country vis a vis aid, we are still attacked by our own citizens for not blindly opening the door to those who may wish to slit our throats...most of whom are currently from Muslim-majority countries.

Posted by: Justin Broderick at December 08, 2015 10:16 PM (07LZ7)

98 I'm on the road. My motel is a block from gander mountain. I don't know if I should be proud or kick myself in the ass, I didn't buy any firearms or related items. Although I did buy some fishing gear

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:16 PM (pahrJ)

99 Good evening all. We're watching Manhattan, it's an interesting show.

Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2015 10:16 PM (o/90i)

100 That new destroyer class has the lines of a French Pre-Dreadnought.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 08, 2015 10:12 PM (r6yYr)


Draw me like one of your French ships!

Posted by: USS Zumwalt at December 08, 2015 10:17 PM (vBeA5)

101 "badass looking boat. "

Looks like it is designed to deflect incoming rounds. Small apertures for windows. Probably has cameras all the boat and consoles galore inside. The hull design is borrowed from u boats. I saw a russian yacht once designed like that with a hull shaped in the opposite contour of normal boats. That vessel could launch and retrieve mini subs from the stern.

Posted by: navybrat at December 08, 2015 10:17 PM (Xodlv)

102 I have carried an ultra fire flashlight since shortly after Aurora. It uses 18650 battery. And it is dangerously bright. Fits in my pocket it is very useful. Fits in my pocket it is very useful useful. They claim its 1700 lumens.

Posted by: tmitsss at December 08, 2015 10:17 PM (Pa9vP)

103 That new destroyer class has the lines of a French Pre-Dreadnought.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat

It looks as though it out to be able to submerge.
Elmo Zumwalt was CNO when I was in the Navy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 10:14 PM (FkBIv)




very interested in seeing how the tumblehome design works in the open ocean.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 10:17 PM (vb33c)

104 Surprisingly, Yoko Free.

Posted by: Garrett at December 08, 2015 10:17 PM (YUJCJ)

105 I'd like one of those CIA kits to carry around in my purse. Unused, of course.

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 10:17 PM (Cszmt)

106 104,

I can't go doenstairs because they changed the locks.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 10:17 PM (MQEz6)

107 Thing about old Blighty. They cannot whip out a conceiled weapon. And long knives were outlawed too. So the only thing the unmanly-men have is cell-phone cameras. Pyjamma-boy would be proud.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:18 PM (1ijHg)

108 Did I do it right?
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 10:13 PM (6DKwb)


No.

And honestly I'm about this close to banning you for on-going nastiness directed towards me over a long period of time despite the fact that I've never been rude to you.

Frankly I've got a case but I'm issuing this warning just to head off the inevitable whining when you do get banned.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 10:18 PM (pAlYe)

109 102 I'm on the road. My motel is a block from gander mountain. I don't know if I should be proud or kick myself in the ass, I didn't buy any firearms or related items. Although I did buy some fishing gear

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:16 PM (pahrJ)



But you bought something.

Actually, the last time I was in Gander Mtn, I bought nothing. Granted, we were there so the wife could peruse some revolvers and get an idea for what she wanted.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:18 PM (GEICT)

110 110,

Any effect on the no pants rule?

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 10:18 PM (MQEz6)

111 @109, you say that now Garrett.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:19 PM (DmRs2)

112 I have been thinking lately that I don't have a plan to survive an active shooter situation.

Posted by: tmitsss at December 08, 2015 10:19 PM (Pa9vP)

113 *listens*

I hear a hum.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:19 PM (GEICT)

114 Immigration law used to explicitly ban "idiots" and "lunatics" from admission. Very, very politically incorrect language, that. I say it's high time that very language was re-instituted.

Arguably "lunatic" should exclude Muzzie fundis from the get-go.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 08, 2015 10:19 PM (dvuhZ)

115 Mozart: "Ave Verum Corpus":

https://youtu.be/e6ZVWVJWEbQ

Posted by: logprof, sharing classical Christmas at December 08, 2015 10:19 PM (vsbNu)

116 MisHum, on 27th street (aka Hwy 41 aka Hwy 241)?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2015 10:19 PM (kKHcp)

117 I have been thinking lately that I don't have a plan to survive an active shooter situation.
Posted by: tmitsss at December 08, 2015 10:19 PM (Pa9vP)


you should have a plan to kill everyone you meet, everywhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 10:20 PM (vb33c)

118 Yankefifth. Makes it easier to repel boaders.
WRT MSG Roddie. He has a place at Yad Vashem, among the Righteous among Nations. IMO, it ought to include all the guys who fell out for formation.
WRT the tube station hero. I believe he has not been sufficiently trained to submissiveness by UK law. He could be in trouble.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at December 08, 2015 10:21 PM (lePNR)

119 Everyone be nice.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 10:21 PM (AkOaV)

120 you should have a plan to kill everyone you meet, everywhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 10:20 PM (vb33c)


Some guy said something like that. I think.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:21 PM (GEICT)

121 Dayum but I now have a lot of open tabs...

TY Maet for what you do for us.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 08, 2015 10:22 PM (gyKtp)

122 I have one of those ultrafire mini flashlights with one of those wicked Cree bulbs. A very smart purchase because it's rechargeable. It's one helluva torch!

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 10:19 PM (6DKwb)



not so sure rechargeable is the way to go, you are screwed in an emergency.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 10:22 PM (vb33c)

123 "My motel is a block from gander mountain. I don't know if I should be proud or kick myself in the ass, I didn't buy any firearms or related items. "


Lean toward the former. I've never been to a major big box sporting goods store that was proud of their stock. I've found them high, sometimes laughably, on just about everything when compared to Cabela's or Bass Pro.

Went one time. Haven't been back.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 10:22 PM (57Cfm)

124 Oh and ChemJeff, I just wanted to say as much as I was frustrated with you I'm not mad at you. You sort of got the brunt of all of my frustration with my friends who are saying similar things.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 10:22 PM (Z/8dZ)

125 About the cell phone video vs. helping the guy under attack, everyone knows how to do a cell phone video, not many people know how to stop a knife attack. If there were more than just me, we could swarm the attacker but by yourself that is a real sphincter check.

Posted by: navybrat at December 08, 2015 10:22 PM (Xodlv)

126 Irony: Jimmy Carter's cancer apparently cured by evil Israeli Jew medicine.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2015 10:22 PM (Nwg0u)

127 Uh oh.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 10:22 PM (2x3L+)

128
They aren't saying, hey, MSM, you got it all wrong.





Posted by: blaster


Right or wrong side of history?

Or just get up on the wrong side of the bed.

You make the call!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at December 08, 2015 10:23 PM (+1T7c)

129 Gun prices seemed high even used items. Walked out with ice gear. Although not enough ice to fish yet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:23 PM (09Lhy)

130 10 BCochran -- Is there a way to download the podcast? I'm going to be driving for a while tomorrow, and last time I took a trip, y'all were pretty good company.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at December 08, 2015 10:23 PM (q18QJ)

131 I recently was edumacated to learn that I don't need a Conceiled Carry Permit to keep a pistol in the glove-box of my car. SC has a "castle doctrine" law.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:23 PM (1ijHg)

132 What are you talking about? You have it backwards. You barely exist to me. You have no sense of humor at all. You've always been a prick to me for no reason.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 10:23 PM (6DKwb)

Hey Sooth, buddy --

I would highly recommend you don't antagonize the guy with the ban hammer.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 10:24 PM (AkOaV)

133 What are you talking about? You have it backwards. You barely exist to me. You have no sense of humor at all. You've always been a prick to me for no reason.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 10:23 PM (6DKwb)


Well alrighty then.

Banned.

Folks, he was warned.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 10:24 PM (pAlYe)

134 Your options for an active shooter situation are:

1. Live Coward
2. Dead Coward
3. Live Hero
4. Dead Hero
5. Some status other than the above.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 08, 2015 10:24 PM (WVvzl)

135 138 10 BCochran -- Is there a way to download the podcast? I'm going to be driving for a while tomorrow, and last time I took a trip, y'all were pretty good company.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at December 08, 2015 10:23 PM (q18QJ)



If you don't mind shooting me an email, I can send you a link to download the file.

bcochran1981 at gmail

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:24 PM (GEICT)

136 Some guy said something like that. I think.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:21 PM (GEICT)



not much of an attribution you had there but you were right that it is not my quote.

he said a lot of funny things.




https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/James_Mattis

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 10:24 PM (vb33c)

137 There is a downstairs? I thought only the barrel lurked there.

Is that where Ace has been hiding all the Valu-rite and the Barrel is his own personal dragon used to keep the Horde at bay??

Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at December 08, 2015 10:24 PM (Ojki1)

138 And Maet does have a sense of humor! Ever read his little disclaimers at the end of the ONTs? They can be very funny.

/suck up mode off

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 10:24 PM (AkOaV)

139 And now I smell ozone.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:25 PM (GEICT)

140 118 I have been thinking lately that I don't have a plan to survive an active shooter situation.
Posted by: tmitsss at December 08, 2015 10:19 PM (Pa9vP)
***
Without weapons, backup, and communications, there's not much of a plan to make.

Be aware of your exits at all times. Know that you cannot shelter in place, except as a next-to-last resort. Aggression, maximum violence, applied quickly, is your last resort.

In an AS situation, the last thing you do is hide or cooperate.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 08, 2015 10:25 PM (lutOX)

141 Crap.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 10:25 PM (2x3L+)

142 I have about twenty of the inexpensive LED clip on flashlight that clips to the bill of your cap. It's not tactical but best thing ever for crawling around in your attic or crawl space .

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 10:25 PM (iRZl4)

143 Everyone be nice.


Posted by: Harry Paratestes


That's BS and here's why!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at December 08, 2015 10:25 PM (+1T7c)

144 Regarding gun prices, I consider it to be a "seller's market."

That comment about Obama being the greatest gun salesman in history is, apparently, true.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:25 PM (1ijHg)

145 Sooth, you're banned

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 10:26 PM (2x3L+)

146
I don't think for-profit schools are necessarily a scam.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 10:15 PM (FkBIv)







Agreed. The vast majority of technicians in my industry come from ITT.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 10:26 PM (o98Jz)

147 http://usmilitary.about.com/od/militaryhumor/a/milrules.htm

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 10:26 PM (vb33c)

148 It used to be the 'fight or flee' impulse. Now they need to add one more: fight, flee, or film. Which one are you?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 08, 2015 10:26 PM (ppaKI)

149 Wow. They must have pretty generous rectums

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 10:26 PM (zOTsN)

150 139 I recently was edumacated to learn that I don't need a Conceiled Carry Permit to keep a pistol in the glove-box of my car. SC has a "castle doctrine" law.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:23 PM (1ijHg)

Not "castle doctrine" that has to do with self defense.

And one of the Carolinas -- I forget which -- requires you to display your weapon if driving with it. The other requires you to conceal it.

My buddy lives on the SC / NC border. We crossed the border a few times, each time he moved his pistol. Finally I had to ask what the fuck he was doing. I forget the details though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 10:27 PM (AkOaV)

151 143 Soitainly. Coming right up.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at December 08, 2015 10:27 PM (q18QJ)

152 Also, I saw that new ship being built in Bath. Looked gnarly. Glad it's finally putting out to sea.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 10:27 PM (AkOaV)

153 Poop

Posted by: Joey B. at December 08, 2015 10:27 PM (vsbNu)

154 "by evil Israeli Jew medicine."



Heh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 10:27 PM (2/Y0N)

155 BCochran -- Is there a way to download the podcast? I'm going to be driving for a while tomorrow, and last time I took a trip, y'all were pretty good company.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor


Do this:

Right click on the Marginal page, select 'View Page Source' , control-F search for ".mp3" , right click on the link found by search, select 'Save As'

It should download.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 10:28 PM (9YDUz)

156 Of the 653 Detainees Released From Gitmo, 196 Are Confirmed or Suspected of Being Back on the Battlefield

The system worked!

Posted by: Janet 'Butch' Napolitano at December 08, 2015 10:28 PM (zc3Db)

157 Pull my finger!

Posted by: Uncle Joe at December 08, 2015 10:28 PM (vsbNu)

158 Surprisingly, Yoko Free.
Posted by: Garrett at December 08, 2015 10:17 PM

Praise the Lord! And pass the ammunition.

Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2015 10:28 PM (o/90i)

159 I have been thinking lately that I don't have a plan to survive an active shooter situation.

--

Run
Hide
Fight

Posted by: votermom at December 08, 2015 10:28 PM (cbfNE)

160 Lauren, don't worry about it, but thank you

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 10:28 PM (uZNvH)

161 I just farted.

Posted by: Joe The Biden at December 08, 2015 10:28 PM (vsbNu)

162 Banned.

Folks, he was warned.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 10:24 PM (pAlYe)

That seemed quick.

Of course it appears there is some history I know nothing of.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2015 10:29 PM (kKHcp)

163 >>Yes, it is.....um....."unique" looking.

I never used to be this way. I grew up racing one design sailboats and fishing on traditional New England boats. Hell, my boat is pretty New England-y.

But I've come to appreciate purpose built boats. And that is one purpose built boat. I bet it would be fun as hell to ride in one open ocean doing 30 knots on that thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 10:29 PM (/tuJf)

164 Tonight's post brought to you by the 1960s-era CIA rectal escape kit:

"Come on, now ... this isn't really about escape, is it?"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 10:29 PM (zc3Db)

165 Of course it appears there is some history I know nothing of.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2015 10:29 PM (kKHcp)

I think we should all let it go for now and assume this is a temporary banishment.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 10:29 PM (AkOaV)

166 So Felix had that suck up his backside while he was being Bond's sidekick?

-
Speaking of where the sun don't shine . . .

http://tinyurl.com/zzpl2hw

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2015 10:30 PM (Nwg0u)

167 "I have been thinking lately that I don't have a plan to survive an active shooter situation."

I think about this a lot because, generalized anxiety disorder + 5 children= me constantly thinking how to save everyone in the event of any imaginable catastrophe.

Annnnyway. My newest plan is in the even that there is a "lock down" type situation with an active shooter inside a building. I saw a thing with a guy using his belt to keep the door from opening (does that work?) and so I figured we get someone to do that and then break the window and escape out that way rather than cower in place. It seems to me being outside the building would be far better than being inside, but who knows.

Shopping centers would be more difficult. I would say run to back of the store and out the loading dock if possible at the first sign of trouble.

All of this depends on not being face to face with a bad guy, obviously. If I were face to face with the bad guy with my kids I'd mace him and tell the kids to run and probably get shot.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 10:30 PM (Z/8dZ)

168 Yay, the AlexTheChick Show is back. With special guest Tom Hill!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 08, 2015 10:30 PM (fC9RO)

169 It's sad to see how far America has fallen.

Trump would be the worst President this country has seen yet.

And it's not like there aren't good options out there. Cruz. Paul. Real right-wing men with real records.

But no, people go for the hateful clown.

Sad, sad, sad.


Posted by: SavetheEarth at December 08, 2015 10:30 PM (UW6pq)

170 Yoko free?

She was bloody expensive to keep up!

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at December 08, 2015 10:30 PM (+1T7c)

171 Do this:

Right click on the Marginal page, select 'View Page Source' , control-F search for ".mp3" , right click on the link found by search, select 'Save As'

It should download.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 10:28 PM (9YDUz)



Or you could do that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:30 PM (GEICT)

172 >>That rectal escape kit is going right to the top of my X-mas list.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

Mine too. Does it come with shims?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 08, 2015 10:31 PM (c7vUv)

173 Um, if those Brits had guns they could have easily ended the attack.

You know, guns, like their Grandparents had.

Natural Selection is hard at work these days.

With individuals, groups, nations, everything.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 10:31 PM (MQEz6)

174 Sooth has been, to be honest, mostly fluff so will we notice his banning?

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 10:31 PM (vsbNu)

175 Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 10:30 PM (Z/8dZ)

Belt on the door knob? You sure you don't mean a sock on the door handle?

At least that's how we rolled back in college.

:-D

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 10:31 PM (AkOaV)

176 155 Thank you!

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at December 08, 2015 10:31 PM (q18QJ)

177 172 >>That rectal escape kit is going right to the top of my X-mas list.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

Mine too. Does it come with shims?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 08, 2015 10:31 PM (c7vUv

Nope. A bushing. Sold separately.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 08, 2015 10:31 PM (cDs+4)

178 168 Yay, the AlexTheChick Show is back. With special guest Tom Hill!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 08, 2015 10:30 PM (fC9RO)



Tom Hill? TOM HILL?!?! You go too far!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:31 PM (GEICT)

179 Everyone just act like the zebras of the Serengeti when a lion picks off old Tom.

Anyone seen Tom?

Tom?

Posted by: Kreplach at December 08, 2015 10:32 PM (WVvzl)

180 Just dropping in to say,,,
Dang, looks like we're losing Zobey to the Cubs.
And the VS fashion show full of incredibly beautiful women but about the only place I can think of where I would say something like "The gal with the biggest thighs has the best set of legs."

Love each fellow babies

Posted by: teej at December 08, 2015 10:32 PM (HddOg)

181 You guys should get Wiser on there. Or that asshole Wiserbud. One or the other.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 08, 2015 10:32 PM (fC9RO)

182 But with Sooth banned it will be two minutes later when we notice a new thread has been posted, so there's that.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 10:32 PM (vsbNu)

183 Ha, no no no. I put a link in sig to the belt on teh door thing.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 10:33 PM (Z/8dZ)

184 181 You guys should get Wiser on there. Or that asshole Wiserbud. One or the other.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 08, 2015 10:32 PM (fC9RO)



I know. The asshole had me on his radio show. I should probably invite him on the podcast.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:33 PM (GEICT)

185 Well.......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 10:34 PM (gQp17)

186 What you don't want to do in an AS situation is hang around to video it on your phone.

Posted by: votermom at December 08, 2015 10:34 PM (cbfNE)

187 Just wanted to get in before it gets shut down.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2015 10:34 PM (k0xxN)

188 The Zumwalt has gas turbine engines driving generators similar to what is used in the electric utility industry. Land base units used natural gas (at least the ones where I worked). I haven't been able to determine if the Zumwalt engines are powered by compressed natural gas or oil.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 10:34 PM (FkBIv)

189 Two afghans in flight training missing from Moody AFB in Valdosta, Ga. http://www.walb.com/story/30698364/afghan-flight-training-members-are-missing-from-moody

Posted by: MmeBovary at December 08, 2015 10:34 PM (S/UmQ)

190 For every action there is a reaction

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:34 PM (09Lhy)

191 I'm just saying that I can keep a loaded pistol in the glove box, or a loaded shotgun behind my seat and the local police/sheriff aren't going to do anything.

btw, I have been here for ten years and the only times I got pulled over, I deserved it.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:35 PM (1ijHg)

192 Oneeye Jack. The Gander off 41& 167

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:35 PM (QvClr)

193 Looks like that kit could be used for hemorrhoids too, which might be a good thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2015 10:35 PM (9mTYi)

194 you should have a plan to kill everyone you meet, everywhere.

But be polite about it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2015 10:35 PM (rwI+c)

195 Regarding the most important issue on the podcast-I think if Annakin's lightsaber is floating around, so is Luke's hand, putting the Heir to the Empire idea of an evil Luke clone on the table. So Hamill might be both the Obiwan and , I guess Dooku, of 7-9 (I'm pretty sure the Andy Sirkis CGI character is the big bad).

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 10:35 PM (ZbV+0)

196 Trump would be the worst President this country has seen yet.


C'mon, worse than Obongo? Don't challenge him like that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 10:35 PM (oKE6c)

197 Um, if those Brits had guns they could have easily ended the attack.

They needed Bobbies on bicycles, two by two.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 10:36 PM (FkBIv)

198 Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 10:33 PM (Z/8dZ)

tighten a belt on a hinge?

Maybe.

That's an emergency exit "pull the door shut" hinge, like on a screen door. Trying to tighten it to keep it from being openable might work i guess.

Would not be my "plan a" though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 10:36 PM (AkOaV)

199 Red Dawn remake is on

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 10:36 PM (zOTsN)

200 It's the new Navy. They are powered by the solar panels!

/sarc

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:36 PM (1ijHg)

201 (I'm pretty sure the Andy Sirkis CGI character is the big bad).

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 10:35 PM (ZbV+0)



Supreme Leader Snoke

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:36 PM (GEICT)

202 137 Gun prices seemed high even used items. Walked out with ice gear. Although not enough ice to fish yet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:23 PM (09Lhy)

Fool, there will be no ice to fish on ever again. Ever again I say as it all will melt forever just like it is today!

Posted by: Al Gore, Every spring. at December 08, 2015 10:36 PM (Ojki1)

203 Banned.


WTF? Sooth predates hashes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2015 10:36 PM (rwI+c)

204 CIA rectal escape kit. Or at least, that's what they told me it was.

Posted by: Rookie CIA Agent at December 08, 2015 10:37 PM (ppaKI)

205 Good gravy what a boring thread.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 10:37 PM (vsbNu)

206 199 Red Dawn remake is on

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 10:36 PM (zOTsN)



Another one? Sheesh.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:37 PM (GEICT)

207 Now ain't this some sh*t.
President Platitude at his finest.

>>Vet's mom forced to sell Obama letter to cover VA failures he promised to fix

http://washex.am/1Tz0DdF

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 08, 2015 10:37 PM (cDs+4)

208 I haven't been able to determine if the Zumwalt engines are powered by compressed natural gas or oil.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

I think the Navy standardized on a particular light petroleum grade for all ships, whether gas fired or burners (boiled steam for propulsion). Back in the '80's, when the Iowa-class battleships were put back on duty, they had to convert to burners to use the standard petroleum fuel, which was different than what they were built to burn back in the '40's.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at December 08, 2015 10:38 PM (+1T7c)

209 which topic was the offensive topic shutting the thread down last evening?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 10:38 PM (vb33c)

210 206 199 Red Dawn remake is on

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 10:36 PM (zOTsN)


Another one? Sheesh.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:37 PM (GEICT)



Nevermind. I misread that. I read it as a Red Dawn remake was in the works. Not literally on tv.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:38 PM (GEICT)

211 Begonia said earlier that the military's mission was to win hearts and minds. I told her it was to kill people and wreck shit

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 10:38 PM (zOTsN)

212 115
Thanks for the links. Lovely.

Try this beautiful song:Gabriel's Greeting. Sublimely sung by Heidi Grant Murphy.
http://tinyurl.com/zcmgydj

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 10:39 PM (Cszmt)

213 Supreme Leader Snoke

Yeah, I know I'm going out on a huge limb there.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 10:39 PM (ZbV+0)

214 209 which topic was the offensive topic shutting the thread down last evening?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 10:38 PM (vb33c)

ira, the man of few words, was sharing all of his few words constantly.

and people were being a little too personal about Trump and his Muslim situation.

But let's try to move on. Look forward, not backwards.

I chose to not jump in to the comments last night. by the time I got to the ONT, it was getting ... fired up to say the least.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 10:39 PM (AkOaV)

215 so guess the cia guys are total pussys, some guys smuggle hasck saw blades into the hoosegow without the suppository.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 10:40 PM (vb33c)

216 5. Some status other than the above.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 08, 2015 10:24 PM (WVvzl)

I go with 6

Only shop in non Gun free zones for essentials I can't get off the interwebs. Not too many door to door active shooter situations.

Some could say that it is cowering in fear but it is mostly isolating me from people, at least 52% of which have proven to be on the danerously stupid scale in the last 8 years.

Posted by: Al Gore, Every spring. at December 08, 2015 10:40 PM (Ojki1)

217 200 It's the new Navy. They are powered by the solar panels!

/sarc
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:36 PM (1ijHg)

Ethanol

//

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:40 PM (DmRs2)

218 Re: Fight or Flight.....


Flight is always the best option, but it's not always available.

My grandfather of blessed memory ended up, through a series of zany coincidences, in the Philippines at the start of WWII.....


He and a lot of his men evacuated and he - a meek, frail little fellow, by Marine standards; a typist, he was - ended up assigned to an amphibious assault force not long after.

He was terrified on his first operation - he pissed and shat himself, threw up, shook with fear as they approached the beach.

He said he had a moment of clarity as he hit the water and damned near drowned on his way to the shore.

"I'm going to die. These bastards are trying to kill me, and they will succeed," he concluded.

He said a feeling of such peace came over him just then that he was able to fight his way ashore. From his letters, and commendations, I learned he was something of a berserker in battle.

The thing is, you never know how you'll react until you have to.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 08, 2015 10:40 PM (lutOX)

219 y5, it was mostly the work of a nasty troll attacking the blog with an ongoing, tedious argument that started with ketchup and devolved into an argument about preventing all Muslim immigration that led to the thread being shut down. Sore subject still. You should probably leave the subject alone.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 10:41 PM (2x3L+)

220 200 It's the new Navy. They are powered by the solar panels!

/sarc
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:36 PM (1ijHg)

Ethanol

//
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:40 PM (DmRs2)


zombies

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 10:41 PM (vb33c)

221 Thunder B 1 Begonia 0

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:41 PM (UiGnh)

222 The Gander off 41& 167
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:35 PM (QvClr)

That particular GM until recently was called Gun World, and the whole store was devoted to firearms and related miscellanea.

And I agree with others who've said GM isn't a good value. Their mission is to separate you from as much of your cash per item as they can. Especially re firearms and ammo.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2015 10:41 PM (kKHcp)

223 Gas fired = gas turbine driven. Duh.

The M1 tanks have has turbine engines, and are supposed to be able to burn any hydrocarbon. They are set to use the same diesel that the Army uses for trucks, humvees and Bradleys.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at December 08, 2015 10:43 PM (+1T7c)

224 I haven't sat with my back to an entrance door for over a decade.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 10:43 PM (iRZl4)

225
Annnnyway. My newest plan is in the even that there is a "lock down" type situation with an active shooter inside a building. I saw a thing with a guy using his belt to keep the door from opening (does that work?) and so I figured we get someone to do that and then break the window and escape out that way rather than cower in place. It seems to me being outside the building would be far better than being inside, but who knows.








That "lockdown" shit is just so the cops can screen the survivors as they leave the building. It has NOTHING to do with protecting the population at large. All of the really big body count shootings are with large groups of people trapped in rooms with no escape. Fish in a barrel.

Fuck that. I'm leaving. My chances of survival are MUCH better once I'm out of the building. Movement is Life.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 10:44 PM (o98Jz)

226 That weird flick based on Heinlein's "All You Zombies" was on last night. Hadn't seen it. Tres strange movie. Not a bad adaptation, all things considered.

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2015 10:44 PM (EWg9n)

227 Chemjeff! Glad you are still around.


Concert #3 of 6 this week was this evening, this time accompanying choral Christmasy stuff. Made it through despite having been knocked on my ass by the flu, and having to frequently perform the coughing equivalent of a golf clap during the performance.

Tonight's centerpiece? The somewhat rare "In Terra Pax" by Gerald Finzi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m5XV9-iR7M

Posted by: Piercello at December 08, 2015 10:44 PM (RXfvh)

228 Wow I went to bed last night before the ONT was shut down? Wow. Just wow. An ONT closing down tragic

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:44 PM (Omh3b)

229 I have been thinking lately that I don't have a plan to survive an active shooter situation.

My plan is basically "yell a lot, throw random crap at the attacker, slow him down, and pray that this encourages somebody else who actually knows how to fight, which I don't, since I don't even know how to pray".

Beats hiding under a desk, I guess. I'm not good at that either. Even Bill Clinton had to hire interns for that

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2015 10:45 PM (6FqZa)

230 I've got a bunch of these that I keep filled with rechargeable
batteries. They work fine for me and if I break or lose one, it's no big
deal. Most work with Li-ion 14500 3.6V batteries too (same form-factor
as AAs) for extra light output.



Some moron out there thanks you for your support.


Back to work now. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Working Horde, NC Chapter at December 08, 2015 10:45 PM (30qi/)

231 Hubbys grandfather was a NYC firefighter in the old days, like 30s and 40s. Lived well into his 90s. Never went to a public place where he didn't check out the exits before he sat down. If it was too far away, he wouldn't sit there

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 10:45 PM (zOTsN)

232 The thing is, you never know how you'll react until you have to.


Truth. I never have, and hope to hell I never will.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 08, 2015 10:45 PM (ppaKI)

233
10 Thanks for the link, Maet!

For those unaware, AtC and I are back and podcasting. New episode posted. Link in nic.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 09:53 PM (GEICT)



Meh. Maybe if I could download it off iTunes.



:p

Posted by: Buzzion at December 08, 2015 10:46 PM (Y1WP1)

234 "Fuck that. I'm leaving. My chances of survival are MUCH better once I'm out of the building. Movement is Life."

Yeah, that's my impression as well. Get out as fast as you can.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 10:46 PM (Z/8dZ)

235 Wait! what happened! the ONT was shut down?!?!

crap sorry I just got in here

oh and ... Hello Sailors!

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 10:46 PM (Vz7fy)

236 OneEyedJack Last time I was there it was all guns, etc. So I was surprised to see it changed into full sporting goods. I'm down this way 3-4 times a year.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:47 PM (gmP76)

237 Reminder: the old New Banning Policy is still very much in effect.


*cracks beer*


Sounds ominous.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2015 10:47 PM (4ErVI)

238
I tried asking this in the last Trump thread, but things were a bit -
heated. Since this talk of terrorism immigration began, I've been
looking for a good book on the anarchist terrorist wave of the late
19th/early 20th-Centuries. And by good I mean not sympathetic to the
terrorists. Any recommendations?
Posted by: Josephistan at December 08, 2015 10:15 PM (7qAYi)


Ralph Raico wrote a lot about the emergence of Fascism as an attempted counterweight to the Socialist-Anarchist movements, and to do so had to write extensively about those movements.

If you search Youtube for Raico and thoughts on fascism will give some background, and you can meander around from there.
It is hard to find good resources now there is a lot of whitewashing

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2015 10:48 PM (q2o38)

239 Hi Orchid!! ltns

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2015 10:48 PM (6FqZa)

240 That "lockdown" shit is just so the cops can screen
the survivors as they leave the building. It has NOTHING to do with
protecting the population at large. All of the really big body count
shootings are with large groups of people trapped in rooms with no
escape. Fish in a barrel.



Fuck that. I'm leaving. My chances of survival are MUCH better once I'm out of the building. Movement is Life.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 10:44 PM (o98Jz)

_____________Second THAT!
Scatter if shiite is real.
Best to be gone before the authorities arrive.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 10:48 PM (T78UI)

241 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 08, 2015 10:48 PM (3clW9)

242 Hunting Hitler, way out there as always . . .

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 10:48 PM (vsbNu)

243 I haven't sat with my back to an entrance door for over a decade.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 10:43 PM (iRZl4)

That's hilarious. My wife of 25 years still acts suprised when I make her move so I can scan the entrances. Been that way since before we were married.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2015 10:48 PM (kKHcp)

244 There was a good article in the ONT a few days ago with tips from experts on what to do in an active shooter situation. Run, hide, fight. In that order

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 10:48 PM (zOTsN)

245 Meh. Maybe if I could download it off iTunes.

:p

Posted by: Buzzion at December 08, 2015 10:46 PM (Y1WP1)



Fuck iTunes podcasts. I spent forever trying to set that up. You know why it kept kicking back? Because the pic attached to the podcast didn't meet their specs. No matter what I did to it, no dice. Oh and iTunes insisted that a picture accompany the submittal.

So I said "FUCK YOU" and went to Stitcher. Where there was no issue.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:49 PM (GEICT)

246 I don't even live in your country and probably would not benefit over here from Trump, but I heard what he was saying as : Stop any new entries and sort out the extremists already in the US. That's basic incident strategy. Seal the doors and sort out the inmates. Not 'fascist', not extreme at all. Stabilise the situation from outside and then inside. Cops do this every day. It used to be done at national level before all this open borders stuff. Trump repeatedly mentioned the large percentage of American Muslims who have extreme views including wanting sharia and how political correctness is hampering solving this problem. A very practical and straightforward approach I think, if he can carry it out, and with his business success he has a good chance.

Posted by: bruce at December 08, 2015 10:49 PM (E+ah4)

247 "WTF? Sooth predates hashes."


Never had a problem with Sooth' but he was being a bit snotty with Maet. Hate to see it, though.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 10:49 PM (EnN/b)

248 Scariest Muslim immigration video I've seen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoZwIDlIL5Q

I have family in Greece -- it's pretty accurate. Multi-culturalism does NOT WORK. It ALWAYS leads to bloodshed. Always, without fail, throughout history.
We'll never learn because there are too many COEXIST idiots among us.

BTW -- while I'm glad to see the idiots running around saying it would be "unconstitutional" to deny foreigners carte blanche to enter America have been shown to be the fools that they are, I'd like to add that American citizens who are Muslim can certainly be delayed re-entry into the US when returning from "hot spots" until an investigation into their activities there are completed.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at December 08, 2015 10:49 PM (KgGd7)

249 well I hope Sooth's ban is only temporary, he is certainly a valued commenter around here I think

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 10:49 PM (uZNvH)

250 Piercello that is beautiful, thanks for sharing that

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 10:49 PM (uZNvH)

251 12 Hi Maet,
I'm sorry you had to shut down the ONT last night.

I wasn't here but looked at it & it's going on in last thread, same conversations, etc.

Thank you!

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 09:53 PM (sj3Ax)




I think it was better reasoned and calmer today than last night -- and we got some points of agreement. Plus, we didn't have poetry slams every 20 seconds from a certain persona non grata.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 10:50 PM (EzgxV)

252 Tonight's centerpiece? The somewhat rare "In Terra Pax" by Gerald Finzi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m5XV9-iR7M
Posted by: Piercello at December 08, 2015 10:44 PM (RXfvh)

--Eh, kinda too long.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 10:50 PM (vsbNu)

253 Hey Johnny manziel has been named the starter again. So you know what that means right? He's going to get hurt during this weeks game and then screw up and be fully deactivated for the final two games.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 08, 2015 10:50 PM (Y1WP1)

254 Hi Orchid!! ltns

yeah dude I have a fucking job it sucks

oh wait are we not supposed to curse here again?

don't tell young parents but when the kids get older OMG everything hits the fan. until they're in the offsiteindoctrination centers (college) I'm incredibly booked up with driving them around and teaching them all the things the schools don't bother with. Like math.

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 10:51 PM (Vz7fy)

255 245 Meh. Maybe if I could download it off iTunes.

:p

Posted by: Buzzion at December 08, 2015 10:46 PM (Y1WP1)


Fuck iTunes podcasts. I spent forever trying to set that up. You know why it kept kicking back? Because the pic attached to the podcast didn't meet their specs. No matter what I did to it, no dice. Oh and iTunes insisted that a picture accompany the submittal.

So I said "FUCK YOU" and went to Stitcher. Where there was no issue.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:49 PM (GEICT)



I know I'm just tweaking you

Posted by: Buzzion at December 08, 2015 10:52 PM (Y1WP1)

256 >>That's hilarious. My wife of 25 years still acts suprised when I make her move so I can scan the entrances. Been that way since before we were married.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

My wife pretty much automatically leaves the seat with a view of the door for me. If there are multiple doors she asks which seat I want before she sits down.

Posted by: Aviator at December 08, 2015 10:52 PM (c7vUv)

257
Hunting Hitler, way out there as always . . .




Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 10:48 PM


Yeah, it's imaginative. I can't process anything that propose until they provide some details about step 1, which they left pretty vague.

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2015 10:52 PM (EWg9n)

258 THEY DID NOT BAN SOOTHIE?!?!?

What?!?! NO!

omg first Bannion won't let me follow him on Twitter and now this?!?!

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 10:53 PM (Vz7fy)

259 Weird coinky-dink?

SAN BERNARDINO SHOOTING: Gun buyer, shooter's brother married to Russian sisters

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 10:53 PM (9YDUz)

260 I know I'm just tweaking you

Posted by: Buzzion at December 08, 2015 10:52 PM (Y1WP1)


Lol. I know you are. I'd totally forgotten about the iTunes clusterfuck and how utterly pissed I was at the time. So when you mentioned it, well....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:53 PM (GEICT)

261 I wonder after the first dirty bomb goes off in Brussels or Boston and 5,000 are killed and thousands more injured and sickened how many will be singing Trump's tune?

Posted by: rrpjr at December 08, 2015 10:53 PM (s/yC1)

262 Never had a problem with Sooth' but he was being a bit snotty with Maet. Hate to see it, though.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 10:49 PM (EnN/b)


He's been nasty towards me for several years for no good reason. And I'm tired of it. Anywhere else he would have been tossed a long time ago.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 10:53 PM (pAlYe)

263
That which you dread to hear when you're playing hurt:

"The internet not working!"

"Working fine here."

"Something's wrong with my computer. Can you come take a look at it?"

"What did you do?"

"Nothing!"

Hours and hours later later

"Well, I took it out to a work site, then I clicked this, and that didn't work, then I clicked this and it didn't work, and then I did something and it worked. But now it's not working."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 10:54 PM (kdS6q)

264 Hald of Sooth's posts are "nood"

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 10:54 PM (vsbNu)

265 STEPHANOPOULOS: Did you tell them it was about the film? And what's your response?

CLINTON: No. You know, look I understand the continuing grief at the loss that parents experienced with the loss of these four brave Americans. And I did testify, as you know, for 11 hours. And I answered all of these questions. Now, I can't -- I can't help it the people think there has to be something else there. I said very clearly there had been a terrorist group, uh, that had taken responsibility on Facebook, um, between the time that, uh, I -- you know, when I talked to my daughter, that was the latest information; we were, uh, giving it credibility. And then we learned the next day it wasn't true. In fact, they retracted it. This was a fast-moving series of events in the fog of war and I think most Americans understand that.


If I take Hillary's comments at face value, then Susan Rice is the biggest damn fool that I ever did see.

Posted by: Horton at December 08, 2015 10:54 PM (e8kgV)

266
"Fuck that. I'm leaving. My chances of survival are MUCH better once I'm out of the building. Movement is Life."

Yeah, that's my impression as well. Get out as fast as you can.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 10:46 PM (Z/8dZ)








Officer Friendly: Hey, you can't leave! The building is on lockdown.

Cur: Fuck you, I'm leaving. You don't like it? Arrest me, asshole.

Another thing, remember Rick Rescorla's story. On 9/11 after the first plane hit, the Port Authority came over the South Tower PA and told people to stay at their desks. Rescorla knew that was bullshit, so he had all his 2600+ charges from Morgan Stanley start walking down the stairs.

Almost all of them survived. The ones who obeyed the Port Authority mostly died.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 10:54 PM (o98Jz)

267 General rule of thumb around here: When a cob or Ace tells you to knock it off, Knock It Off.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:54 PM (GEICT)

268 Thanks, Chemjeff.

Logprof, yeah, this one takes a while to get going. Some nice harmonies in it though. Amazingly, this evening was only my second time performing the piece.

Posted by: Piercello at December 08, 2015 10:54 PM (RXfvh)

269 Half

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 10:55 PM (vsbNu)

270 Sooth, if you feel like explaining yourself and fix this: maetenloch at the gee male. I hope you find your way back.

The guy has been here forever, I think. I think he predates you, Maetenloch. I hope you'll answer his email if he winds up sending you one.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 10:55 PM (2x3L+)

271 So Would a Complete Shutdown of Muslim Immigration Be Constitutional?The consensus seems to be that foreign immigrants can be turned away for any reason at all - including religion - it's strictly up to Congress to set the rules. But refusing entry to Muslim American citizens solely due to religion would almost certainly be unconstitutional.

---

This is libtarded style conflation propaganda.

In a few sentences you conflate treatment of non (potential) citizens with how actual citizens should be treated.

WTF??? I do not want to get banned but HOW IS THAT NOT TYPICAL LIBERAL LANGUAGE GAMES???

Shutdown of muz immigration: non citizens

Refusing entry to muz citizens: deals with citizens

What the heck?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 10:55 PM (iVV84)

272 Maet you do not deserve that, and I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't notice that (but I'm not you). I thought he (Soothsayer) was often a bit extreme but always interesting. I didn't notice him going after any of the site owners. That's not cool.

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 10:55 PM (Vz7fy)

273 Amazingly, this evening was only my second time performing the piece.
Posted by: Piercello at December 08, 2015 10:54 PM (RXfvh)

--You are in that video?

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 10:56 PM (vsbNu)

274 259
Wasn't that the brother who got out in front of the press with CAIR mere hours after the shooting? Strange that.

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 10:56 PM (Cszmt)

275 142 I have about twenty of the inexpensive LED clip on flashlight that clips to the bill of your cap. It's not tactical but best thing ever for crawling around in your attic or crawl space .
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 10:25 PM (iRZl4)


I have one of those. Works great and for that very purpose. And BBQing at night. Looking to get one of the ball caps with the LEDs in the brim.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at December 08, 2015 10:56 PM (WWdgA)

276 Is this the place we get to profess our love for ketchup?

I think it's just about the best thing ever.

Ketchup has bought me really nice boats, a plane, nice houses, very fashionable scarves, fancy bikes, windsurfing gear, a handsome new face...

Posted by: Secretariat of State Thurston Heinz Kerry III at December 08, 2015 10:56 PM (H9MG5)

277 Super duper.

2 Afghan air force students have gone missing from Moody AFB.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 10:57 PM (Kqit+)

278 If I were Manziel I would tell them I pulled a hamstring and wait to be traded.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 10:57 PM (iRZl4)

279 BOO-YAH

Posted by: The Guy Who Says BOO-YAH at December 08, 2015 10:57 PM (RU5ki)

280 Posted by: Secretariat of State Thurston Heinz Kerry III at December 08, 2015 10:56 PM (H9MG5)

Pardon me, sir, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 10:58 PM (uZNvH)

281 If I were Manziel I would tell them I pulled a hamstring and wait to be traded.

Fuck it we'll take him in Philly, we love injury-prone QBs

does he have a lazy eye perchance?

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 10:58 PM (Vz7fy)

282
270 Sooth, if you feel like explaining yourself and fix this: maetenloch at the gee male. I hope you find your way back.

The guy has been here forever, I think. I think he predates you, Maetenloch. I hope you'll answer his email if he winds up sending you one.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 10:55 PM (2x3L+)



"I've been here since ______" is fun for nostalgia purposes. It's not a be an asshole get out of jail free card.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 08, 2015 10:58 PM (Y1WP1)

283 No, not me! As far as I now, there was no video taken this evening, although I could be wrong.

Posted by: Piercello at December 08, 2015 10:59 PM (RXfvh)

284 Maet, if you're around, you have mail.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:59 PM (GEICT)

285 @253
Manziel is just one of many screw-ups in professional sports. These guys are young and arrogant and rich, so it's hard to reach them once they turn pro. It's like they won't listen to the people who helped get them there.

Maybe the league could hire Morgan Freeman sit them down and say "Son, you only have so many year to make your mark, and those aren't certain...."

You know, he's been "the wise one" so many times he'd have their ear for sure.

Really, I'm thinking of Eddie Lacy while typing that, but it's universal.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2015 10:59 PM (kKHcp)

286 But no, people go for the hateful clown.

Sad, sad, sad.

Posted by: SavetheEarth at December 08, 2015 10:30 PM (UW6pq)


I am a rock-ribbed conservative and I voted for Reagen 4 times, but you have shown me the error of my ways with your insightful post.

I must reject my blinkered conservatism and vote for Bernie Sanders, and make America great again.

Feel the Bern yet?

Posted by: Social Justice Barrista at December 08, 2015 10:59 PM (q2o38)

287 I wonder after the first dirty bomb goes off in Brussels or Boston and
5,000 are killed and thousands more injured and sickened how many will
be singing Trump's tune?


A dirty bomb won't kill enough people to change any minds. It's just a bomb with radioactive material so you can't use the area where it went of for a good long time.

An actual nuke? At this point I still have my doubts. My hopes for Trump are more of the 'silent majority coming out of the woodwork' than 'anyone wising up'.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 10:59 PM (ZbV+0)

288 "Yeah, it's imaginative. I can't process anything that propose until they provide some details about step 1, which they left pretty vague."

Lot's of fairy tales passed down through the decades. Fun if nothing else. Spain, being Fascist country at the time, is interesting.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 10:59 PM (v7sFZ)

289 "I've been here since ______" is fun for nostalgia purposes.

You've been here since i m g?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 10:59 PM (uZNvH)

290 I always size up a places for exits, potential weapons, all that shit.

Sadly, it will likely make no difference.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 10:59 PM (MQEz6)

291 Out to dinner tonight to a new place for me. Lots of windows & a few doors. Lots of things to check out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 10:59 PM (vL/IL)

292 willowed (my own fault) comment:

THAT SAID, I still think we ought to be faithful to

our OWN principles. If we really believe that every individual ought to

be judged by his/her own merits, than we ought to live up to that. So

blanket bans on everyone based on a religion is just wrong in my view.

Not every Muslim is a terrorist, not everyone who calls him/herself a

Muslim is interested in destroying the USA.

If a person DOES want

to come here and is interested in destroying the USA then that person

shouldn't be let in regardless of whatever religion that person believes

in.




Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 10:05 PM (uZNvH)"
Your
principles. You are suffering from cognizant dissonance. And you are
very ignorant. Read. Read "The Clash of Civilizations" Samuel P.
Huntington. We are not at war with Islam. But Islam is at war with us.
You are not a Christian, so you fail to understand the cultural and
civilizational issues.Sorry chemjeff, you are a lightweight on this
issue. I will not waste my time arguing with you anymore.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 11:00 PM (1ijHg)

293 I don't know much of the back history, but I've been on a few threads where Ace seemed ready to ban him too for what seemed similar circumstances to this evening.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 11:00 PM (2x3L+)

294 So they tell the kids to shelter in place in the schools. My kids are in Jewish schools. They will just sit in the classrooms in a corner. Like sitting ducks

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 11:00 PM (zOTsN)

295 283 No, not me! As far as I now, there was no video taken this evening, although I could be wrong.
Posted by: Piercello at December 08, 2015 10:59 PM (RXfvh)

--Okay. I'll settle for Franck, Bruckner, Mozart, and Bach.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 11:00 PM (vsbNu)

296 Evenin' horde.

Gonna scroll up but another ONT that should be avoided?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 11:00 PM (9jeGC)

297 "I've been here since ______" is fun for nostalgia purposes. It's not a be an asshole get out of jail free card.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 08, 2015 10:58 PM (Y1WP1)



One of the very first things that I learned/was told upon beginning to comment at the HQ was that there is no hierarchy based on seniority. Your comments must stand on their own.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 11:00 PM (GEICT)

298 Feel the Bern? I did once, but penecillin took care of it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:01 PM (2zd9l)

299 277,

They went to White Castle.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 11:01 PM (MQEz6)

300 39
Nobody uses up t.p. at a rate that a competitive or training or gung-ho recreational shooter uses up ammo (depending on the firearm in question).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2015 10:02 PM (QDnY+)

-------------------

I beg to differ.

Posted by: Chipotle Customer at December 08, 2015 11:01 PM (/f6Nd)

301 Hey Johnny manziel has been named the starter again. So you know what that means right? He's going to get hurt during this weeks game and then screw up and be fully deactivated for the final two games.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 08, 2015 10:50 PM (Y1WP1)

I almost want to make a crack that this means the first round is on him at the celebration, but I honestly feel bad for him and hope he figures his stuff out.

Sarkisian on the other hand...USC should buy him a large hamburger, a bottle of Jack and tell him to just go away forever.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 08, 2015 11:02 PM (Ojki1)

302 "So they tell the kids to shelter in place in the schools"

Yeah. When I was in highschool I remember having "lock down drills" where we'd turn out the lights, lock the doors, and all sit with our backs against the wall.

Of course, our classrooms had glass windows in the doors and we all, all, all thought it was total BS.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:02 PM (Kqit+)

303 G'dammit! Whats all this shit doing here!!!

Posted by: Downstairs at December 08, 2015 11:02 PM (NGd+i)

304 >>"I've been here since ______" is fun for nostalgia purposes. It's not a be an asshole get out of jail free card.

You are invading my safe space.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 11:02 PM (/tuJf)

305 So they tell the kids to shelter in place in the schools. My kids are in Jewish schools. They will just sit in the classrooms in a corner. Like sitting ducks

Just counter-program that. Run, Hide, if necessary, Fight. That's what I told mine. RUN! fucking RUN!

I have them basically questioning when their teachers tell them pretty much anything at this point, I've been harping on the BS for so long. AND THAT'S HOW WE TEACH CRITICAL THINKING.

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:02 PM (Vz7fy)

306 >>>Posted by: Secretariat of State Thurston Heinz Kerry III at December 08, 2015 10:56 PM (H9MG5)

Pardon me, sir, but do you have any Grey Poupon?


Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 10:58 PM (uZNvH)<<<

I'm afraid I'm all out. It was part of the gift basket I sent the French after their most recent "little incident." I also sent some French fries, a French vanilla scented Yankee candle, a coupon for a French manicure, a can of Franco American spaghetti, and a cute picture of a French bulldog puppy. I think they liked it.

Posted by: Secretariat of State Thurston Heinz Kerry III at December 08, 2015 11:03 PM (H9MG5)

307 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 11:00 PM (1ijHg)

[points towards old new banning policy, arches eyebrow]

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 11:03 PM (pAlYe)

308 294
So they tell the kids to shelter in place in the schools. My kids are
in Jewish schools. They will just sit in the classrooms in a corner.
Like sitting ducks

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 11:00 PM (zOTsN)


As is typical of Leftist policies, they pick the absolute worst thing you could possibly do and make that the official standard. If someone is trying to kill you, you either attack or you flee.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 08, 2015 11:04 PM (HalrA)

309 For anyone who enjoys Egyptology, the Metropolitan Museum of Art has an article about "Food and Feasts in Middle Kingdom Egypt" (http://bit.ly/1ITppQd). Also, next year, the British Museum will be hosting an exhibit called "Sunken Cities: Egypt's Lost Worlds" (http://bit.ly/1XrsQJZ). The two cities they will be discussing are Thonis-Heracleion and Canopus.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 08, 2015 11:04 PM (YjDyJ)

310 That is really a nice piece from Mark Steyn and everyone who reads it would agree that Mr. Steyn is a very courageous man.

What that piece really tells you is we're losing.

Posted by: Thad Buffet at December 08, 2015 11:05 PM (Fa4Vk)

311 Question for the horde: Should I get a puppy?

(please say yes!)

OK I might be completlely overscheduled, working FT and OT and driving kids all over the place but . . puppy?

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:05 PM (Vz7fy)

312 169 SavetheEarth: Don't sent this stupid concern troll down here either. Got enough shit to clean up. grumble

Posted by: Downstairs at December 08, 2015 11:05 PM (NGd+i)

313 Whew! I though Trump Tuesday would never end.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 11:06 PM (c2krM)

314 Lot's of fairy tales passed down through the
decades. Fun if nothing else. Spain, being Fascist country at the
time, is interesting.




Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 10:59 PM

Yeah, there's a shit load of plausible theories about this stuff, but, the devil's in the details. I don't reject out of hand that AH planned something, but, if his location in Berlin is confirmed on april 20th, there's some major problems that follow executing a run. I wanted to hear more about how he is supposed to board the U-boat. They just say, "Oh he flew out of Templehoff to Spain and boarded a U-boat"... in april 1945.

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2015 11:06 PM (EWg9n)

315 so what's going on here today?

Prolly lots of muzzie stuff, because you know jihad and all

Posted by: Jake at December 08, 2015 11:06 PM (QelBn)

316 OK I might be completlely overscheduled, working FT and OT and driving kids all over the place but . . puppy?

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:05 PM (Vz7fy)


A puppy can bring a lot of joy to your life. As long as your family is capable of caring for the little guy, go for it.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 08, 2015 11:06 PM (HalrA)

317 311
Yes, of course you should get a puppy.

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 11:06 PM (Cszmt)

318 So has France sent their old washed up folk singer to the USA yet? What's French for You Got A Friend?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:07 PM (s0Kry)

319 hmm puppy I don't know
gotta think about the vet bills and the food bills and the general mayhem and destruction that the little guy will cause

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 11:08 PM (uZNvH)

320 Maet, I gave my reasons. They were not personal, at least I think so.

We can agree to disagree. I just won't respond to any of his posts anymore.

OK?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 11:08 PM (1ijHg)

321 A puppy can bring a lot of joy to your life. As long as your family is capable of caring for the little guy, go for it.

it's an older pup, I already have a good dog he could hang with, and have lots of experience with the breed. also a great breed (chow) as far as housebreaking and being generally pretty quiet. That said, needs TONS of socialization. I need to take a deep breath. He's completely adorable tho. Rescue.

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:08 PM (Vz7fy)

322 Puppy?,YES

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:08 PM (QvClr)

323 >>>> OK I might be completlely overscheduled, working FT and OT and driving kids all over the place but . . puppy?
Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:05
------
Yes!! But what breed? Be forewarned, it takes alot of work to get them trained depending on the breed and all of it falls on the adults, not the kids, to do the training.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 11:09 PM (2x3L+)

324 34 In my opinion, as a Southern Californian, by birth, living in and loving South Carolina, race relations in the South are great. Ever read "Uncle Tom's Cabin?" We love each other here. We are respectful. My wife is handicapped. I cannot count the number of times people of all colors have opened doors to help me.

My brother came for a visit. I told him "Folks have manners here."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:01 PM (1ijHg)




This is going to be racist as all get-out, to the wrong people....but I hope the right people appreciate it. I am generally more relaxed around blacks in North Carolina (where there are about 21.5% of the population) than in California (where they are about 6%). As far as I can see, this results from a confluence of factors: (1) Less urbanization, more ubiquitization in NC; (2) people are just nicer in NC; (3) people have had generations to "get used to" each other in NC; and (4) both blacks and whites in NC understand that it's the fuckin' Irish that you have to watch out for.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 11:09 PM (EzgxV)

325 What's French for You Got A Friend?

vous êtes un dumbshit

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 11:09 PM (uZNvH)

326 "Sadly, it will likely make no difference."


Well, it might.

I find myself just randomly stopping and looking around . Who do I see, how do I drive out of here, that kind of stuff. It might help, it might not.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 11:09 PM (13dPA)

327 so how many packs of Costco TP should one have at the start of the burning times?


asking for a friend

Posted by: Jake at December 08, 2015 11:09 PM (QelBn)

328 319 hmm puppy I don't know
gotta think about the vet bills and the food bills and the general mayhem and destruction that the little guy will cause

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 11:08 PM (uZNvH)


Yes, but PUPPY!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 11:09 PM (GEICT)

329 There are no problems, citizen. Return back to work...


"Investigators believe San Bernardino shooter Syed Rizwan Farook may have been plotting an earlier attack in California with someone else, two U.S. officials said.

One of the officials said the two conspired in 2012 and a specific target was considered. Neither of the officials could say how serious the plotting got."

At CNN

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 11:10 PM (9YDUz)

330 311 Question for the horde: Should I get a puppy?

(please say yes!)

OK I might be completlely overscheduled, working FT and OT and driving kids all over the place but . . puppy?

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:05 PM (Vz7fy)

Of course. Just remember you get 10-18 years with him/her and then God wants them back.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 11:10 PM (9jeGC)

331 I have a couple of those Chinese 'lights. Agree with a every word of the review.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at December 08, 2015 11:10 PM (h53OH)

332 All of you who said YES are my new best friends



sorry I have been SO BUSY. I missed you guys! No fighting allowed here! Trump is just a goofball. Everyone chill!

we went to a cool fockey tourney over thanksgiving in VA so I got to have thanksgiving dinner in Colonial Williamsburg this year. Highly recommend! was magical!

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:10 PM (Vz7fy)

333 Funny that no one can say exactly what Manziel has done wrong. Supposedly his issues are 'behind the scenes'. He's been humble in all of his press conferences and has said all the right things about being a team player even though they've screwed him before he even stepped foot in their locker room . All of his contemporaries were allowed to fail on the field , which they have , while they have refused to even give him a chance to fail.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 11:10 PM (iRZl4)

334 328
Also, puppy breath and kisses!

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 11:10 PM (Cszmt)

335 Our puppy is the best, so I say yes to a puppy. Also I have a home design question for the ettes (or, I guess the domestically inclined 'rons).

My house is that "open concept" crap that all the designers just love. I don't just love it, but I liked the other aspects so I accepted it.

Anyway, the problem is painting the walls. If I paint the kitchen I have to also paint the living room and the foyer the same color. The problem is that the foyer is 2 stories tall and will be a PITA to paint. A secondary problem is how to do the crown molding. The living room hits the foyer at a window and then the ceiling shoots up. There seems to be no good way to finish that area without it looking weird.

Any suggestions?

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:11 PM (Z/8dZ)

336 My dad had a chow. Very easy breed to deal with. Loyal and affectionate and obedient. Definite Hell Yes!

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 11:11 PM (2x3L+)

337 so how many packs of Costco TP should one have at the start of the burning times?





asking for a friend

Posted by: Jake at December 08, 2015 11:09 PM (QelBn)

Get a couple of rolls of the commercial restaurant foil - it doesn't burn.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 11:11 PM (T78UI)

338 >>OK I might be completlely overscheduled, working FT and OT and driving kids all over the place but . . puppy?

Depends on the breed. Do not get a sporting dog if you have no time to let him do his thing. Bad for both of you.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 11:12 PM (/tuJf)

339
Yeah, there's a shit load of plausible theories about this stuff, but, the devil's in the details. I don't reject out of hand that AH planned something, but, if his location in Berlin is confirmed on april 20th, there's some major problems that follow executing a run. I wanted to hear more about how he is supposed to board the U-boat. They just say, "Oh he flew out of Templehoff to Spain and boarded a U-boat"... in april 1945.

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2015 11:06 PM (EWg9n)







There's a pretty good novel on the issue called The Berkut. Shows how it could be possible, even at that late date. Although there are a few things that come close to straining credibility.... Like the good guys are a bunch of NKVD goons who are hunting AH.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 11:12 PM (o98Jz)

340 @325. CJ
Thanks Bud

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:12 PM (ZZgPW)

341 Any suggestions?

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:11 PM (Z/8dZ)

pay some Mexicans to do it before Trump deports them all?


Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 11:12 PM (uZNvH)

342 For the next terror attack, can we please have "Shake it Off" for the mourning theme song?

It's totes catchier than "imagine" and more millennials know it.

Yes, we've reached the point where we have music for inaction in the face of mass-murder......

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 08, 2015 11:12 PM (lutOX)

343 Any suggestions?

Burn it down and start over.

Or did you want good suggestions?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2015 11:13 PM (YJmuy)

344 As bad as this IceJJFish Christmas song is, it cannot be worse than "Wham - Last Christmas*" is, can it?

Of course not, but "This Christmas" comes pretty damn close.

http://tinyurl.com/gqtuprc

*You know what would have made "Last Christmas" "Final Christmas"? A nuclear strike in that snow-covered valley.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2015 11:13 PM (wZ2hu)

345 I find that this media backlash against the hypothetical backlash against Muslims to be overwrought and out of control.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 08, 2015 11:13 PM (VdICR)

346 Get a couple of rolls of the commercial restaurant foil - it doesn't burn.

--------

Also -- REUSABLE!!!!!

Posted by: The Guy Who Says BOO-YAH at December 08, 2015 11:13 PM (RU5ki)

347 Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 11:10 PM (iRZl4)

partying hard and beatin his girlfriend.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:13 PM (AkOaV)

348 There are no problems, citizen. Return back to work...





"Investigators believe San Bernardino shooter Syed Rizwan Farook may
have been plotting an earlier attack in California with someone else,
two U.S. officials said.



One of the officials said the two conspired in 2012 and a specific
target was considered. Neither of the officials could say how serious
the plotting got."



At CNN

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 11:10 PM (9YDUz)

And we know why Barry had to go on TV sunday and say that we don't know of any links with others, now.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 11:13 PM (T78UI)

349 Yeah, an early Merry Fishmas to everybody too...

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2015 11:13 PM (wZ2hu)

350 so how many packs of Costco TP should one have at the start of the burning times?

You might want to get the extra soft stuff for burning times.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 11:13 PM (FkBIv)

351 >>>>>I'm sorry you had to shut down the ONT last night.


...............

wait whut?

Posted by: Jake at December 08, 2015 11:14 PM (QelBn)

352 Lauren our house is also open concept. it is really hard. Essentially all of our first floor and the upper hall are the same tan color! There are two accent walls, one in the living room and one in the kitchen. Kind of tricky. Hardest part was painting the ceilings!

Chows are awesome - we have had chows previously but before children - but they need early socialization. I need to be sure I find the time.

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:14 PM (Vz7fy)

353 Cats rule, dogs drool...literally.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 11:14 PM (c2krM)

354 Suggestions Laure. Paint as much as you can & hire the rest out. Had a similar home & that's what I did

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:15 PM (s0Kry)

355
"Investigators believe San Bernardino shooter Syed Rizwan Farook may have been plotting an earlier attack in California with someone else, two U.S. officials said.







So who's the "someone else" and where is the fucker now?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 11:15 PM (o98Jz)

356 Anyone have an opinion on Evenwel v. Abbott, which was just argued at SCOTUS this past Tuesday. The issue being: "Whether the three-judge district court correctly held that the 'one-person, one-vote' principle under the Equal Protection Clause allows States to use total population, and does not require States to use voter population, when apportioning state legislative districts."

http://preview.tinyurl.com/p8kgzll

The outcome having potentially sweeping ramifications.

Posted by: The Dictricted Hat at December 08, 2015 11:15 PM (vBeA5)

357 So who's the "someone else" and where is the fucker now?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 11:15 PM (o98Jz)

That might be his Muslim-Hispanic amigo who is now unavailable in a mental health facility.

That would be my guess at least.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:15 PM (AkOaV)

358 *You know what would have made "Last Christmas" "Final Christmas"? A nuclear strike in that snow-covered valley.

Obligatory
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mhndrzs

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 11:15 PM (ZbV+0)

359 324
Yes, we lived in SC for a number of years and found your experience with race relations to be true. SC is a wonderful place to live. I also found a deeper respect for family, especially the older members, to be the norm.

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 11:16 PM (Cszmt)

360 "
Or did you want good suggestions?"

Haha well our plan now is to extend a half wall/ledge thing to a full wall between the kitchen and living room and maybe build an archway between the foyer and living room.

But...our carpentry skills aren't exactly top notch so this seems daunting. True story though, my husband's parents once bought a house with a bathroom so horrible that they actually walled it off for several years until they could completely renovate it. My poor husband still has nightmares about that.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:16 PM (Z/8dZ)

361 353 cats rule, dogs drool
-----
True but most dogs won't eat you if you've fallen & can't get up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:16 PM (Omh3b)

362 My buddies at the CIA gave me one of those escape kits, but the darned thing won't stay in there.

Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at December 08, 2015 11:16 PM (iMxBJ)

363 Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2015 11:13 PM (wZ2hu)

IceJJFish....WTF?

Was that in the ONT post?

I googled it and wow...hell no.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 11:16 PM (9jeGC)

364 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:13 PM (AkOaV)

He didn't beat his girlfriend but go with that.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 11:17 PM (iRZl4)

365 Or his navy vet brother.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 11:17 PM (zOTsN)

366 Ugh

Posted by: logprof . at December 08, 2015 11:17 PM (vsbNu)

367 Chows are awesome - we have had chows previously but before children - but they need early socialization. I need to be sure I find the time.
Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:14 PM (Vz7fy)

*****

I like Labs and all retrievers myself, but if you are that busy a Border Collie might be worth a look. Smart as hell and great with kids, while also protective of them.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 11:17 PM (3rK8j)

368 Lauren our house is also open concept. it is really
hard. Essentially all of our first floor and the upper hall are the same
tan color! There are two accent walls, one in the living room and one
in the kitchen. Kind of tricky. Hardest part was painting the ceilings!



Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:14 PM (Vz7fy)

Must be like my old house. All open connected rooms and ceilings are all different heights and angles - called it my Dr Seuss House.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 11:17 PM (T78UI)

369 All of his contemporaries were allowed to fail on the field , which they have , while they have refused to even give him a chance to fail.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 11:10 PM (iRZl4)

Mom, I'm not a contemporary of Johny Manzel am I? Cause this guy says they all failed. Maybe you can tell him I'm the #1 QB in your heart!

Posted by: Brady Quinn at December 08, 2015 11:17 PM (Ojki1)

370 One of the officials said the two conspired in 2012 and a specific
target was considered. Neither of the officials could say how serious
the plotting got."
At CNN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 11:10 PM (9YDUz)


But it's still all the fault of that evil foreign wife of his right or is that theory now inoperative?

I snark but if true this shows that Farook knew exactly what he wanted and went looking for a Mrs. Jihadi partner.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 11:17 PM (pAlYe)

371 Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 11:17 PM (iRZl4)

Well, he admitted it, so I'm not sure what to say. Or, at least, admitted to "putting his hands on her."

I only know because my girlfriend follows that hot chick Manziel is banging on twitter or something. One of those things. No idea why.
http://tinyurl.com/zfusr5a

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:18 PM (AkOaV)

372 That might be his Muslim-Hispanic amigo who is now unavailable in a mental health facility.

I'll bet you're right. That guy stinks to high heaven! they're like pedro and napoleon but way less fun and with a weird girlfriend.

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:18 PM (Vz7fy)

373 Well, I've visited SC many a time and it is my experience that I have no idea about the race relations but they do have good mini-golf there.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 11:18 PM (c2krM)

374 Hey everybody.

Let's hope tonight's ONT doesn't end up like last night's ONT... that is to say, frozen in carbonite.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 11:18 PM (ntObR)

375 @333
Manziel promised to lay low diluting their bye week, then pix surfaced of him out drinking (recall he was in rehab not long ago)... THEN he lied to the coach's face about doing it. The lying is what got him benched.

Posted by: Y-not at December 08, 2015 11:18 PM (t5zYU)

376 Posted by: Brady Quinn at December 08, 2015 11:17 PM (Ojki1)


--You're out of football!

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 11:19 PM (vsbNu)

377 I almost want to make a crack that this means the first round is on him at the celebration, but I honestly feel bad for him and hope he figures his stuff out.

Sarkisian on the other hand...USC should buy him a large hamburger, a bottle of Jack and tell him to just go away forever.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 08, 2015 11:02 PM (Ojki1)



Yeah would have been nice if after his rehab stint he was actually able to keep his head down and just be a QB. But sometimes what happens at the Cleveland clusterfuck is just too good to pass up snarking on.

Part of me wonders if they took a look at the draft class and decided "shit there isn't a must have qb coming out of college so it can't really hurt letting him play or sit the bench."

Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2015 11:19 PM (zt+N6)

378 My buddies at the CIA gave me one of those escape kits, but the darned thing won't stay in there.

Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at December 08, 2015 11:16 PM (iMxBJ)

Read the instructions - you have to toggle it - turn it sideways once it's in pace.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 11:19 PM (T78UI)

379 My urologist still uses the CIA rectal kit. But he has small fingers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:19 PM (s0Kry)

380 I snark but if true this shows that Farook knew exactly what he wanted and went looking for a Mrs. Jihadi partner.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 11:17 PM (pAlYe)

Look at his dating profile. He certainly had a type. I don't think it was an accident he ended up with Jihadi Jane.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:20 PM (AkOaV)

381 JihadMatch.com

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 11:20 PM (zOTsN)

382 "Trump is popular because he has tapped into anger that most normal average Americans have at being marginalized for the past 30 years."

https://twitter.com/20committee/status/674232868453933059

Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 11:20 PM (noWW6)

383 Must be like my old house. All open connected rooms and ceilings are all different heights and angles - called it my Dr Seuss House.
Posted by: Burnt Toast


House of Escher.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 11:20 PM (FkBIv)

384 cats rule, dogs drool
-----
True but most dogs won't eat you if you've fallen & can't get up


True, they prefer to eat their own poop.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 11:20 PM (c2krM)

385 374 Hey everybody.

Let's hope tonight's ONT doesn't end up like last night's ONT... that is to say, frozen in carbonite.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 11:18 PM (ntObR)

I call bullshit. And fuck you!



*kidding

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 11:20 PM (9jeGC)

386 There's a pretty good novel on the issue called The
Berkut. Shows how it could be possible, even at that late date. Although
there are a few things that come close to straining credibility....
Like the good guys are a bunch of NKVD goons who are hunting AH.




Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 11:12 PM

Yeah, it COULD be done, I guess... but, getting to the U-boat is an extreme longshot. Even with a FW Condor, Spain is fucking long way through hostile skies. A night flight would have to be only way and even that reduces the risk only marginally. I'd be looking at a coastal pocket to the north... much, much shorter, but comes with another bunch of problems. A Condor's got range, but it's a sitting duck. Maybe something more specialized, speed and evasion wise, with a north route due to lack of range of said aircraft.

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2015 11:21 PM (EWg9n)

387 Tube Hero broke official London police guidelines, by the way. A huge campaign was waged against normal swinging dick white Englishmen by the media, police and political scum, calling stand-up fighters "have a go heroes who do more harm than good."

Which is why when an effeminate university twit fell in the Thames, four police stood by and watched him drown as they HELD BACK men trying to help the drowning idiot... Until an Australian tourist SWAM FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE THAMES and rescued the SJW knucklehead.

SJW knucklehead complained about being manhandled. Apparently drowning was no biggie.

Aussie tourist said, "you don't let some bloke drown even if he is a wanker."

Made the news once, then gone down the memory hole.

Up next: third world savages murder "some folks", and why president affirmative action is scolding us to apologise.

Posted by: Flying Tiger Comics at December 08, 2015 11:21 PM (rHFOy)

388 That might be his Muslim-Hispanic amigo who is now unavailable in a mental health facility.
That would be my guess at least.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:15 PM (AkOaV)


I think I saw a report that his Caesar Romero Joker friend is out of the mental health center and is in police custody now.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 11:21 PM (pAlYe)

389 Those rectal kits are awesome sauce! I carry all sorts of handy stuff in 'em. MP3 player, emergency birth control, recipes...

Posted by: Lena "Public Storage" Dunham at December 08, 2015 11:21 PM (ntObR)

390 367 I like Labs and all retrievers myself, but if you are that busy a Border Collie might be worth a look. Smart as hell and great with kids, while also protective of them.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 11:17 PM (3rK8j)


All you say about their characteristics is true, but they are not smart in a "hang back and observe" way. They are smart in a "give me a hard job! Now give me another one!" way. They need *constant* stimulation. They can get sort of psycho if they don't have that; I met one who was seriously obsessed with a plastic steak. Best dog you can get...if you have enough sheep.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:21 PM (iMxBJ)

391 Let's hope tonight's ONT doesn't end up like last night's ONT... that is to say, frozen in carbonite.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 11:18 PM (ntObR)


--Does carbonite equate to boring?

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 11:21 PM (vsbNu)

392 In the spirit of Christmas, go to a shelter and get an orphan puppy. Not much cost and you may save a little life.

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 11:21 PM (Cszmt)

393 RWC, had me worried for a sec. :-)

Posted by: Lena at December 08, 2015 11:21 PM (ntObR)

394 Lauren, my upstairs is open concept too. No walls seperating the kitchen from dining room from living room. I kept the paint the way I bought it. 2 tones. Kitchen a reddish brown and a the rest a dark tan. Fireplace is reddish brown to tie it all together. It works. I would stick with 2 colors and maybe consider stripping the paint on the molding and varnishing them to a natural wood tone.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 11:21 PM (2x3L+)

395 Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 11:15 PM (ZbV+0)

Oh, indeed. That is my favorite Christmas song, especially these days. It should be a easter egg in one of the Fallout games.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 11:16 PM (9jeGC)

The famous rapper IceJJFish was mentioned here, but not in an ONT - Ace himself put up a post about him when Fish's song "On the Floor" went viral a year ago (I think).

Yes, that song is awful too.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2015 11:22 PM (wZ2hu)

396 logprof, it equates to Maet having to Fort Knox the thread.

Posted by: Lena at December 08, 2015 11:22 PM (ntObR)

397 I didn't participate in last night's ONT and anyone who says otherwise is

an untruthful person.

There. I said it!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 08, 2015 11:22 PM (u5gzz)

398 I think I saw a report that his Caesar Romero Joker friend is out of the mental health center and is in police custody now.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 11:21 PM (pAlYe)

Well, good for him. I'm glad to hear he got his emotional issues resolved.

But yeah, if half the reports about him are true -- boy, is he f'ed.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:22 PM (AkOaV)

399 oops, off sock. At least the crazy part didn't carry over.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 11:23 PM (ntObR)

400 396 logprof, it equates to Maet having to Fort Knox the thread.
Posted by: Lena at December 08, 2015 11:22 PM (ntObR)

--Is that why it's boring?

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 11:23 PM (vsbNu)

401 Yeah, its Cleveland's fault that Johnny struggled for 2 years to beat out Josh McCown for the starting job.

Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2015 11:23 PM (zt+N6)

402 339 There's a pretty good novel on the issue called The Berkut. Shows how it could be possible, even at that late date. Although there are a few things that come close to straining credibility.... Like the good guys are a bunch of NKVD goons who are hunting AH.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 11:12 PM (o98Jz)


Good book, I enjoyed it. The ending was particularly satisfying, beyond what I could have imagined.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:24 PM (iMxBJ)

403 logprof, go read and see.

I know I'm sheltered but in my experience it was the closest to a Jerry Springer episode I've ever seen here at AOS.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 11:24 PM (ntObR)

404
393 RWC, had me worried for a sec. :-)

Posted by: Lena at December 08, 2015 11:21 PM (ntObR)

Nah, just funnin'. I missed all the drama and who said what to whom.

But it does seem folks have a mighty short fuse lately.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 11:24 PM (9jeGC)

405 Any suggestions?
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:11 PM (Z/8dZ)


I painted the kitchen area white, and the rest of the public areas two colors of green. The walls that have windows got the dark shade and the inside walls got the lighter shade.
You could also designate on "accent" wall instead, with a striking color and make the others more bland.
My crown molding is white to tie it all together.

I was told to find the fruit that I liked the best and use those colors, from stem to blossom end, inside and out, as my palette.
Unfortunately I like Guavas best, and I was reluctant to put that almost-surgical-appliance pink on anything I own.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2015 11:24 PM (q2o38)

406 This white denim cover of "just dropped in" kind of sucks. I forget who recommended it (think it was someone here earlier today), but I prefer the original.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:25 PM (AkOaV)

407 As with the Tsarnaevs, the whole family is rotten and lying

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 11:25 PM (zOTsN)

408 388
I haven't heard that. Good. I did hear that he checked himself in the same day as the shootings.

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 11:25 PM (Cszmt)

409 ... So blanket bans on everyone based on a religion is just wrong in my view. ...

Muslims worship God through the raping of non-Muslim women.

I am a non-Muslim woman.

I'm perfectly OK with a blanket ban based on religion.

I am also OK with the complete eradication of Thuggees in India who worshiped Kali by strangling fellow travelers, even though they only targeted male travelers.

I am completely OK with the eradication of ancient Aztecs who worshipped their Gods with ripping human hearts out from prisoners of war.

No problemo at all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Human Sacrifice Critic ... at December 08, 2015 11:25 PM (oZKRQ)

410 Never one of those CIA kits around when you need one...

Posted by: Richard Gere's hamster at December 08, 2015 11:25 PM (H9MG5)

411 OMG, the LA Times editorial linked above actually makes some sense.

Whatever drugs someone is slipping into their editorial board's coffee, they're workin'.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 11:26 PM (ntObR)

412 Damn shame. We might have known that "other" person was before the landlord and media bum-rushed the house.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 11:26 PM (hVvb2)

413 logprof, it equates to Maet having to Fort Knox the thread.
Posted by: Lena


You'll have to fight Odd Job to get out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 11:26 PM (FkBIv)

414 Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2015 11:22 PM (wZ2hu

So either they're going to college and turning their life around or putting out that music.




*donates to local PD

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 11:27 PM (9jeGC)

415 412 Damn shame. We might have known that "other" person was before the landlord and media bum-rushed the house.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 11:26 PM (hVvb2)

That was still one of the most bizarre things I have ever witnessed on live TV.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:27 PM (AkOaV)

416 Thanks guys, glad I'm not alone in my open concept woes.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:27 PM (Kqit+)

417 Off to sleep it off, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Y'all just keep from swingin' them folding chairs, and be on your best behavior.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 08, 2015 11:27 PM (lutOX)

418 When it's 11:33 and you forgot to shave.

Dammit.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 11:27 PM (9jeGC)

419 Just got the message that iOS update is now available. Checked the details. Among other things, it's supposed to fix Safari instability. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 11:28 PM (Cszmt)

420 Y'all just keep from swingin' them folding chairs, and be on your best behavior.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 08, 2015 11:27 PM (lutOX)

::stage whisper:: jerry! jerry! jerry!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:28 PM (AkOaV)

421 "My urologist still uses the CIA rectal kit. But he has small fingers"


MH, you did count hands and all, no?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 11:28 PM (U3xn9)

422 "That was still one of the most bizarre things I have ever witnessed on live TV."

It was. Until an hour later when the CAIR bears came on to do their press conference and the next day when Jihadi dad was all "well, I mean I know my son hated The Jooooos, as to I, but didn't know that he'd be set up for this!"

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:28 PM (Kqit+)

423 It was. Until an hour later when the CAIR bears came on to do their press conference and the next day when Jihadi dad was all "well, I mean I know my son hated The Jooooos, as to I, but didn't know that he'd be set up for this!"
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:28 PM (Kqit+)

yeah this whole incident was surreal.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:29 PM (AkOaV)

424 I know I'm sheltered but in my experience it was the closest to a Jerry Springer episode I've ever seen here at AOS.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 11:24 PM (ntObR)



The ONT that Ace posted...and then stayed for the comments...was pretty raucous. And of course there's always the Infamous Memorial Day ONT. Which happened just before I started commenting here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 11:29 PM (GEICT)

425 Question for the horde: Should I get a puppy?

(please say yes!)

OK I might be completlely overscheduled, working FT and OT and driving kids all over the place but . . puppy?
Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:05 PM (Vz7fy)


YES! And a rescue puppy is even better!

Posted by: Dancing Queen at December 08, 2015 11:30 PM (KgGd7)

426 Thank you, logprof, for the Bruckner. I adore him and wonder always why he is never featured here in our Atlanta concerts.

Posted by: Brunnhildd at December 08, 2015 11:30 PM (epLS9)

427 415 That was still one of the most bizarre things I have ever witnessed on live TV.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:27 PM (AkOaV)


Geraldo's shrug in front of the empty vault after hours of live buildup has to be on that list somewhere too. What else? White Bronco, sure. Does the list then descend to Ashley Simpson's Hoedown, or are there more first-class bizarre live TV events?

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:30 PM (iMxBJ)

428 Shorpy:

Boblo Island Steamers: 1901. "Detroit circa 1901. 'Windsor ferry dock, Woodward Avenue. Steamers to Bois Blanc Island (Boblo Island), Lake Huron.' We're signed up for the 3:30 excursion, but only if Zickel's Orchestra is playing. 8x10 glass negative."- http://bit.ly/21NNkfq

An Okeh Christmas: 1941. "December 1941. Washington, D.C. 'Christmas shopping in Woolworth's five and ten cent store record department.' Victor titles, 53 cents each. Photo by John Collier for the Office of War Information."- http://bit.ly/1SNkaaf

Fresno Fruit Honey: 1915. "Fresno, California, circa 1915. 'Auto tourists in Fruit Packing District.' 8x6 glass negative by Howard Clinton Tibbitts, a San Francisco-based photographer who worked for the Southern Pacific railroad and its Sunset magazine."- http://bit.ly/1m9yWxD

Empire State: 1933. "July 4, 1933. 'New York City. Empire State Building from 41st Street and Fifth Avenue.' 4x5 nitrate negative by Theodor Horydczak."- http://bit.ly/1M2foQF

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 08, 2015 11:30 PM (YjDyJ)

429 Looks like we have an anti dog person above.
Oh well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:30 PM (VROg+)

430 I wrote this morning about the Donald and how Immigration used to be. Link in nick.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 08, 2015 11:30 PM (ys2UW)

431 ... So blanket bans on everyone based on a religion is just wrong in my view. ...



Muslims worship God through the raping of non-Muslim women.



I am a non-Muslim woman.



I'm perfectly OK with a blanket ban based on religion.



I am also OK with the complete eradication of Thuggees in India who
worshiped Kali by strangling fellow travelers, even though they only
targeted male travelers.



I am completely OK with the eradication of ancient Aztecs who
worshipped their Gods with ripping human hearts out from prisoners of
war.



No problemo at all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Human Sacrifice Critic ... at December 08, 2015 11:25 PM (oZKRQ)

Do not care about their religion and their sky friend -
it is culture first.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 11:31 PM (T78UI)

432 Yo, horde.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 08, 2015 11:31 PM (rJUlF)

433 Geraldo's shrug in front of the empty vault after hours of live buildup has to be on that list somewhere too. What else? White Bronco, sure. Does the list then descend to Ashley Simpson's Hoedown, or are there more first-class bizarre live TV events?

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:30 PM (iMxBJ)



Geraldo getting caught in the on stage riot and taking a chair to the face.

Never not funny and awesome and insane.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 11:31 PM (GEICT)

434 415 That was still one of the most bizarre things I have ever witnessed on live TV.

What? You never watched Zardoz?

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at December 08, 2015 11:32 PM (oZKRQ)

435 But it does seem folks have a mighty short fuse lately.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA


Imagine what it will be like next year.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 11:32 PM (FkBIv)

436 426 Thank you, logprof, for the Bruckner. I adore him and wonder always why he is never featured here in our Atlanta concerts.

Posted by: Brunnhildd at December 08, 2015 11:30 PM (epLS9)

--and Bruckner was a conservative.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 11:32 PM (vsbNu)

437 Scariest thing is not if Trump wins the Presidency but what if he doesn't.

What if he doesn't?

What does that tell us?

Posted by: Kreplach at December 08, 2015 11:33 PM (qgbPQ)

438 Geraldo's shrug in front of the empty vault after hours of live buildup has to be on that list somewhere too. What else? White Bronco, sure. Does the list then descend to Ashley Simpson's Hoedown, or are there more first-class bizarre live TV events?
Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:30 PM (iMxBJ)


before my time

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:33 PM (AkOaV)

439 Geraldo's shrug in front of the empty vault after
hours of live buildup has to be on that list somewhere too. What else?
White Bronco, sure. Does the list then descend to Ashley Simpson's
Hoedown, or are there more first-class bizarre live TV events?




Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:30 PM


Crispin Glover on Letterman comes to mind.

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2015 11:33 PM (EWg9n)

440 That was still one of the most bizarre things I have ever witnessed on live TV.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:27 PM (AkOaV)

I suspect HQ in DC told the field that the already have it all from NSA. The field guys walk away thinking all the links were already established.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2015 11:33 PM (T78UI)

441 @ 421 why yes RK

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:33 PM (Omh3b)

442 Geraldo getting caught in the on stage riot and taking a chair to the face.
Never not funny and awesome and insane.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 11:31 PM (GEICT)


Even back in the 80s Geraldo was so obnoxious that he actually made people root for American Nazis to beat his face with a chair.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 11:34 PM (pAlYe)

443 Oy.

Hubby wants the computer for a spell ...

bbl

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at December 08, 2015 11:34 PM (oZKRQ)

444 Well I saw the Bud Dwyer press conference. While babysitting my even younger cousin (I was 11)

so yeah that was bizarre TV

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:35 PM (Vz7fy)

445 439 Crispin Glover on Letterman comes to mind.
Posted by: otho at December 08, 2015 11:33 PM (EWg9n)


Oh, yes. And Farrah Fawcett on Letterman. He actually said at one point "get to a twelve-step program immediately" and she didn't even notice.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:35 PM (iMxBJ)

446 Melissa Rauch AKA Bernadette ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/674274018313281538

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/674274143257407488

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/674274251621445632

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/674274379312840704

Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2015 11:35 PM (GrXXa)

447 Anyone catch where Andrea Tantaros, who is a nubile young women by the way, was assaulted 2x by moslems when she lived in Paris.




Posted by: Jake at December 08, 2015 11:35 PM (QelBn)

448 Captain WB!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:35 PM (QvClr)

449 Even back in the 80s Geraldo was so obnoxious that he actually made people root for American Nazis to beat his face with a chair.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 11:34 PM (pAlYe)



How the fuck is he still on tv? On a NEWS CHANNEL???

He said something stupid on twitter the other day and my response was "Shouldn't you be on midday tv opening paternity tests?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 11:35 PM (GEICT)

450 "YES! And a rescue puppy is even better!"


Have a pound dog. Well, actually a foster dog that was on his way back to the hooskow for a second run. I was told that I he didn't find a home he wouldn't probably make out a third time so I took him home.


He is dumb. Useless. But I'd me miserable if I hadn't taken him home.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 11:35 PM (RiM9s)

451 >>>> But it does seem folks have a mighty short fuse lately.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
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>>>>> Imagine what it will be like next year.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 11:32
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Was this what the 2012 primary season was like here? Or is this all Trump bringing in a lot of unexpected chaos? This is bad for so early.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 11:36 PM (2x3L+)

452 Geraldo's shrug in front of the empty vault after hours of live buildup has to be on that list somewhere too. What else? White Bronco, sure. Does the list then descend to Ashley Simpson's Hoedown, or are there more first-class bizarre live TV events?
Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:30 PM (iMxBJ)

The odd TO press conference in his drive way as he did push ups is about as weird a sports TV event as I can remember outside Leon Lett.

Posted by: Brady Quinn at December 08, 2015 11:36 PM (Ojki1)

453 "I suspect HQ in DC told the field that the already have it all from NSA. "

They had all they needed to make their gun control push.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:36 PM (Kqit+)

454 WI didn't see this


Rupert Murdoch says Trump is right about suspending refugee immigration. That was fast

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 11:36 PM (zOTsN)

455 You guys are forgetting one of the most insane and greatest things to ever happen on live tv.


BREITBART.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 11:37 PM (GEICT)

456 @442 yes, repeatedly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:37 PM (MwNIp)

457 He said something stupid on twitter the other day and my response was "Shouldn't you be on midday tv opening paternity tests?"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 11:35 PM (GEICT)

The results are in -- David, you ARE the father!

((oooh, oh shit!!!))

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:37 PM (AkOaV)

458 BREITBART.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 11:37 PM (GEICT)

Okay, yeah I think you're right.

Breitbart taking over Weiners pressers might be the winner.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:38 PM (AkOaV)

459 "Red Dawn remake is on

Posted by: ThunderB"

And why would I want to watch a movie made by people that rolled over and sucked chicom dix?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 08, 2015 11:38 PM (Wo9OY)

460
267 General rule of thumb around here: When a cob or Ace tells you to knock it off, Knock It Off.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 10:54 PM (GEICT)



THAT is wisdom distilled to its purest form.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 11:38 PM (EzgxV)

461 That was still one of the most bizarre things I have ever witnessed on live TV.


Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:27 PM (AkOaV)

Natassja Kinsky on Letterman?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2015 11:38 PM (q2o38)

462 Was this what the 2012 primary season was like here? Or is this all Trump bringing in a lot of unexpected chaos? This is bad for so early.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 11:36 PM (2x3L+)

yes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:39 PM (AkOaV)

463 422
Wonder what became of the mother's two attorneys? Haven't heard from them since their performance in front of the press last week. It was also very bizarre.

Re the media break in of the shooters' apt.: I wondered how many of the baby toys and equipment I saw there were given to them by the same people they shot and killed. Made me very, very angry.

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 11:39 PM (Cszmt)

464 Natassja Kinsky on Letterman?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2015 11:38 PM (q2o3

....1982? (had to google it)

Can I just say I was born in the late '80s, so most of these references are going right over my head.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:39 PM (AkOaV)

465
Even in my 2x4 little town I practice situational awareness.

Our demographics kind of preclude any incidents,though. The possibility is certainly there, but the probability is highly unlikely.

Something you may consider, if you carry--for a few years now, I've worn clothing--coats and the like-- with snaps rather than buttons.

You need to unholster quickly, opening the coat is much faster than coping with zippers or buttons.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 08, 2015 11:39 PM (jeCnD)

466 "BREITBART."

That was the best thing to ever happen period.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:40 PM (Kqit+)

467 Even back in the 80s Geraldo was so obnoxious that he actually made people root for American Nazis to beat his face with a chair.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 11:34 PM (pAlYe)

Made pretty close the same comment to my mom about three weeks ago. No idea what he did to gain Murdoch's undying affection to keep him on air...and apparently Murdoch even pays to do so.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 08, 2015 11:40 PM (Ojki1)

468 455 You guys are forgetting one of the most insane and greatest things to ever happen on live tv.
BREITBART.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 11:37 PM (GEICT)


That was pure distilled awesome. And yet he was so casual about it, as about everything, that he made it all seem normal. Never properly appreciated the guy until he was gone, and I could see the void he left.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:40 PM (iMxBJ)

469 Breitbart at Der Weinerschnitzels' presser was TV gold.

As for what it would tell us if Trump doesn't win...do you mean the nomination or the general?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 08, 2015 11:40 PM (rJUlF)

470 I have a stray Heinz57 Sortalabsortachow. He's not the smartest dog around, but he's low maintenance and he's been my best friend for about eight years now.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 08, 2015 11:40 PM (u5gzz)

471 Question for the horde: Should I get a puppy?

(please say yes!)

OK I might be completlely overscheduled, working FT and OT and driving kids all over the place but . . puppy?
Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:05 PM (Vz7fy)



1. yes
2 if it is a rescue, yes yes

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 11:40 PM (vb33c)

472 >>>>> Natassja Kinsky on Letterman?
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I liked Drew Barrymore flashing Dave while standing on top his desk. He actually blushed.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 11:41 PM (2x3L+)

473 I really miss Breitbart.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:41 PM (Kqit+)

474 Wow, I am trying ginger soda (not ginger ale) for the first time. It is harsh.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 11:41 PM (c2krM)

475 I'm partial to Labs, but the best low maintenance dog I've ever had was a mix of miniature schnauzer, poodle, and beagle. He was my mom's dog, I got him when she passed away, and he died back in October. He was so funny, such a personality and he was great with my grandkids.

Posted by: The Real antisocialist - Accept No Substitutes!! at December 08, 2015 11:42 PM (cDs+4)

476 "I liked Drew Barrymore flashing Dave while standing on top his desk. He actually blushed. "

Don't remind me. That gave me nightmares.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 11:42 PM (c2krM)

477 A tip: if you haven't yet clicked on the "18 scams" link, do so, and read the last one on the list.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:42 PM (iMxBJ)

478 294 So they tell the kids to shelter in place in the schools. My kids are in Jewish schools. They will just sit in the classrooms in a corner. Like sitting ducks

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 11:00 PM (zOTsN)



You should send them to Israeli schools.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 11:42 PM (EzgxV)

479 Puppy is in fact a rescue (older puppy)

ginger soda is awesome esp with dark rum

weirdest thing I ever saw on TV was the pats losing to the eagles and it JUST HAPPENED

Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 08, 2015 11:43 PM (Vz7fy)

480 I don't know how Geraldo made it. What did the do throughout that 90s? Show was gone, no?

Pops up on Fox in the 00's out of the blue.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 11:43 PM (whgHd)

481
Can I just say I was born in the late '80s, so most of these references are going right over my head.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:39 PM (AkOaV)


I'm old. Dad made me watch Nixon's resignation. I watched Johnson's funeral on TV.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2015 11:43 PM (q2o38)

482 Regarding the submarine strikes we must, of course, analyze everything that happens on the battlefield, how the weapons acts. Both the "Kalibrs" and the X-101 rockets as a whole proved to be very good. This new, modern, highly efficient, and highly precise weapon can be equipped with both a conventional warhead as well as a special, nuclear warhead. Naturally, in the fight against terrorism that is unnecessary, and I hope there will be no need [to use nukes against the Islamic State].

But, if it is.... which of course was the unsaid message: Russia not only can deploy tactical nuclear warheads to Syria overnight, but it may, "not now", but eventually be forced to use them against "the Islamic State."

Posted by: Not Pussy at December 08, 2015 11:43 PM (e8kgV)

483 Rupert Murdoch says Trump is right about suspending refugee immigration. That was fast
Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 11:36 PM (zOTsN)

I want to be shocked and think Murdoch is opening his eyes but I suspect Murdoch just thinks refugees immigrants from Syria (and well, not Syria) are distracting from ones from South America who he feels need to be brought in faster.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 08, 2015 11:44 PM (Ojki1)

484 off to zzzzz

Posted by: Jake at December 08, 2015 11:44 PM (QelBn)

485 474 Ever tried Blenheim Ginger Ale? I love the stuff but it's not for wimps...

Posted by: The Real antisocialist - Accept No Substitutes!! at December 08, 2015 11:44 PM (cDs+4)

486 well, blanket bans based on religion is more difficult with islam, especially islamists. would you ban nazis and communists?


someone on fox made an interesting comment on 'radicalization" last evening. he said it is silly to think of islamists as being radicalized and somehow excusing them or treating them as victims. no one excused nazis or communists for their choices.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 11:44 PM (vb33c)

487 Temple of Doom is truly awful.

I had purged the awfulness from my memory.

Kate Capshaw isn't even on the top ten list of things that are wrong with that piece of shit.

Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2015 11:44 PM (qUNWi)

488 Farook may have been radicalized in Sadia Arabia but he was no dummy with money. He got a 28,000 dollar loan, paid off his mother, rented a huge black SUV and made his own bombs. Those loans were never paid back and probably will end up being paid by the tax payer. I just hope he donated to Barky's presidential library. Farook was a good democrat. Like the song says "money for nothing and your jihad for free."

Posted by: Barney F. at December 08, 2015 11:44 PM (FJH98)

489 I was watching the Breitbart press conference feed on my computer in my office. Yelling at my dad down the hall, "DAD!!! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO FUCKING SEE THIS!!!!!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 11:44 PM (GEICT)

490 "Can I just say I was born in the late '80s, so most of these references are going right over my head"

Really? I am also an 80s child but even I know about Geraldo's vault and chair situations.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:45 PM (Kqit+)

491 Labs are very high energy dogs. If you don't exercise them enough, they get destructive and quickly hard to manage. If you work them out regularly and train them properly, they are the best of dogs. Adorable too.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 11:45 PM (2x3L+)

492 487 Temple of Doom is truly awful.
I had purged the awfulness from my memory.
Kate Capshaw isn't even on the top ten list of things that are wrong with that piece of shit.
Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2015 11:44 PM (qUNWi)


Haven't seem the fourth one, but it's supposed to be worse.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:45 PM (iMxBJ)

493 As for Geraldo. Fuck that asshole. He deserved to have his ass beat for what he did when embedded with the troops.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2015 11:45 PM (GEICT)

494 I like the stories about courageous people. I think they "normalize" courageous behavior, i.e., make it easier for us normal people to think about stepping out and taking action in difficult circumstances.

We have reached a point where it is becoming more and more likely that we will be called upon to be courageous. It's good to get some mental practice in and look to these examples to learn what we can.

Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2015 11:45 PM (xHPCo)

495 I was home sick from school and watching tv when Jack Ruby knocked off Lee Harvey Oswald on live tv.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 08, 2015 11:46 PM (r6yYr)

496 Ever tried Blenheim Ginger Ale? I love the stuff but it's not for wimps...


Posted by: The Real antisocialist - Accept No Substitutes!! at December 08, 2015 11:44 PM

No, I haven't. This stuff is Vernors. It has a little gnomeish looking guy on it.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 11:46 PM (c2krM)

497 I also believe in getting all the chows I can. I call it "chowing down".

Posted by: President of USIS, B. Obama at December 08, 2015 11:46 PM (xodPA)

498 382
"Trump is popular because he has tapped into anger that most normal
average Americans have at being marginalized for the past 30 years."

https://twitter.com/20committee/status/674232868453933059



Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 11:20 PM (noWW6)
Precisely.People forget that, in part, it was the emotional resonance of his message that got the fucking Organizer elected.
Hope and Change them into a frenzy and let em vote with their emotions.
Trump may do it with the "Fuck You! and I've had it!" traits Americans possess.
11 months is a long time to flawlessly push the emotional button.
At the very least, it should be entertaining.

Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 08, 2015 11:47 PM (5XLfr)

499 Temple of Doom is truly awful.

I had purged the awfulness from my memory.

Kate Capshaw isn't even on the top ten list of things that are wrong with that piece of shit.
Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2015 11:44 PM (qUNWi)

--Crystal Skull laps that flick.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 11:47 PM (vsbNu)

500 494 I like the stories about courageous people. I think they "normalize" courageous behavior, i.e., make it easier for us normal people to think about stepping out and taking action in difficult circumstance

Culture is built from shared stories.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:47 PM (iMxBJ)

501 If I get another dog, I wouldn't mind a rescue of a breed that I liked. I will admit it that im a dog snob. I like Setters & most of the sporting breeds.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:47 PM (DmRs2)

502 Mmm. Chocolate labs. Mmm.

Posted by: President of USIS, B. Obama at December 08, 2015 11:47 PM (xodPA)

503
Good book, I enjoyed it. The ending was particularly satisfying, beyond what I could have imagined.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:24 PM (iMxBJ)







Oooo, yeah.

I particularly liked the little speech on the tramp steamer at the end "from now on, the Jews of the world will be united. And armed."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 11:47 PM (o98Jz)

504 464 Natassja Kinsky on Letterman?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2015 11:38 PM (q2o3

....1982? (had to google it)

Can I just say I was born in the late '80s, so most of these references are going right over my head.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:39 PM (AkOaV)

My lawn. Get off it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 08, 2015 11:48 PM (kpqmD)

505 Haven't seem the fourth one, but it's supposed to be worse.

Plinkett did a review on RLM.

redlettermedia.com

Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2015 11:48 PM (qUNWi)

506 "Puppy is in fact a rescue (older puppy) "


You got a yard or anything? He's gonna eat anything in the house including furniture. Gotta get him cut and his shots. He's gonna want to eat every night as annoying as that can be.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 11:49 PM (whgHd)

507 Haven't seem the fourth one, but it's supposed to be worse.
Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:45 PM (iMxBJ)

Crystal Skull is bad, but I'm not sure its Temple of Doom bad though I think they may have been actually trying to make it so.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 08, 2015 11:49 PM (Ojki1)

508 491 The Lab I have now is adorable, all 9 months old 76 lbs of her. Also a truly manipulative lil' trollop...

Posted by: The Real antisocialist - Accept No Substitutes!! at December 08, 2015 11:49 PM (cDs+4)

509 I have boots older than Lauren & Harry

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:50 PM (s0Kry)

510 >>No, I haven't. This stuff is Vernors. It has a little gnomeish looking guy on it.
Posted by: StrawMan

Best ginger ale ever.

Posted by: Aviator at December 08, 2015 11:51 PM (c7vUv)

511 Puppies manipulative? No, couldn't be

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:51 PM (7uC+4)

512 495
Saw that, too. I was in junior high. Our school was closed for a number of days because of the assassination. It happened very fast.

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 11:52 PM (Cszmt)

513 "So they tell the kids to shelter in place in the schools. My kids are in
Jewish schools. They will just sit in the classrooms in a corner. Like
sitting ducks"

In the Umpqua community college shooting -- I won't dignify the killer by using his name -- there was an interlude where the killer ran out of ammo and paused to reload.

The remaining people inside the classroom who had not yet been shot all stood there passively and quietly while he finished reloading and resumed murdering them. Didn't try to rush him, didn't even try to run for the nearby door to the hallway.

Baaaaaaaaaaa.


Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 11:53 PM (noWW6)

514
Watch out for the puppy venom.

Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2015 11:53 PM (qUNWi)

515 Man oh man oh manischevits... That thing in Seattle that you linked to. I knew where the video started out. Eastlake/South U district. But what was worse is that I was continuing to recognize the areas as the guy drove. He ended up about 8 blocks from my mom's house. Maybe I better call her and see if she heard about it?

Posted by: John Pomeroy at December 08, 2015 11:53 PM (BZR3I)

516
Labs are THE dog.

Been owned by a strict but loving field lab for 6 years so far, she may be the best one yet.

There are 2 kinds of Labs, the English--very blocky build and a calm temperament.

Then the field Lab, much leaner and smaller, with a fairly hyper personality. They ARE exuberant, 'specially when pups.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 08, 2015 11:53 PM (jeCnD)

517 Farook and his ugly wife were planning the attack for at least a year they say.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 11:53 PM (zOTsN)

518 screen vinyl image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiMciCWKjU4

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2015 11:53 PM (6FqZa)

519 Really? I am also an 80s child but even I know about Geraldo's vault and chair situations.
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:45 PM (Kqit+)

::shrug:: I've never liked Geraldo enough to care about the vault. Although I am glad I got to see a racist or whatever he was throw a chair at Geraldos face on Youtube a few minutes ago.

I had to google it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:53 PM (AkOaV)

520 Story at WZ. Carter's cancer was cured by an Israeli-invented/made drug.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 08, 2015 11:53 PM (xodPA)

521 >>>> The Lab I have now is adorable, all 9 months old 76 lbs of her. Also a truly manipulative lil' trollop...
Posted by: The Real antisocialist - Accept No Substitutes!! at December 08, 2015 11:49 PM (cDs+4)
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So happy for you and your puppy! I have a 6 month old Great Dane, 80 lbs. Mine is so sneaky and a little thief, always stealing stuff, and couch hog. But, she is so incredibly funny. She really is like Scooby. I love her so much.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 11:53 PM (2x3L+)

522 335 Our puppy is the best, so I say yes to a puppy. Also I have a home design question for the ettes (or, I guess the domestically inclined 'rons).

My house is that "open concept" crap that all the designers just love. I don't just love it, but I liked the other aspects so I accepted it.

Anyway, the problem is painting the walls. If I paint the kitchen I have to also paint the living room and the foyer the same color. The problem is that the foyer is 2 stories tall and will be a PITA to paint. A secondary problem is how to do the crown molding. The living room hits the foyer at a window and then the ceiling shoots up. There seems to be no good way to finish that area without it looking weird.

Any suggestions?

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:11 PM (Z/8dZ)



If you do it at a change of theme, you can ram crown molding right into a wall. Same with baseboard. We redid our kitchen in 2004 and it involves very unsubtle ash crown-molding. When it gets to the dining-room it rams right straight into the wall and doesn't appear on the other side -- sends a signal that "this is the kitchen and this is the dining room" without interrupting the flow. Similarly, we have oak baseboard that runs from the living room, around the corner into the dining room, around the corner into the kitchen -- and whaps right into the side of the ash refrigerator cabinet. "You have entered the kitchen."

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 11:53 PM (EzgxV)

523 517 Farook and his ugly wife were planning the attack for at least a year they say.
Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 11:53 PM (zOTsN)

really?!

"shoot up a christmas party" was the best they could up with in a year?

Not exactly geniuses, were they?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:54 PM (AkOaV)

524 I'm pretty sure my lab mutt mix is a field lab then!

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:54 PM (Kqit+)

525 519 ::shrug:: I've never liked Geraldo enough to care about the vault.

Um, you don't learn Geraldo's history because you like Geraldo.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:54 PM (iMxBJ)

526 To be fair to Soothsayer, he was mean to all the cobs. To Andy for being late with the emt,"You just got one job to do!"
or with ace willowing threads "You pushed the last thread down like a stinky turd!"

Yes, totally obnoxious jerk, unjustified. But he was funny.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 11:55 PM (a0D5D)

527 "Saw that, too. I was in junior high. Our school was closed for a number of days because of the assassination. It happened very fast. "

Holly shit you people are old. I mean, uh, as Peter Pan would say, "You make me feel so young."

Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 11:55 PM (c2krM)

528 509 I have boots older than Lauren & Harry
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 11:50 PM (s0Kry)

I believe it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:55 PM (AkOaV)

529 510 >>No, I haven't. This stuff is Vernors. It has a little gnomeish looking guy on it.
Posted by: StrawMan

Best ginger ale ever.
Posted by: Aviator at December 08, 2015 11:51 PM (c7vUv)

Mom grew up in Detroit, where Vernors is made. It's the only ginger ale she'll drink.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 08, 2015 11:56 PM (rJUlF)

530 Holly shit you people are old. I mean, uh, as Peter Pan would say, "You make me feel so young."
Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 11:55 PM (c2krM)

lotta guys on the internet machine here talking about how they used walk around with onions on their belts

http://tinyurl.com/zj7ojc2

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:56 PM (AkOaV)

531 Farook and his ugly wife were planning the attack for at least a year they say.
Posted by: ThunderB
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No way! Spontaneous workplace violence. I heard it on the news, and read it in the paper.

Posted by: LIV at December 08, 2015 11:56 PM (9mTYi)

532 "The remaining people inside the classroom who had not yet been shot all stood there passively and quietly while he finished reloading and resumed murdering them. Didn't try to rush him, didn't even try to run for the nearby door to the hallway."
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Holy. Shit.

They just...stood there...while fuckwit reloaded.

Oh boy, these lemmings are in for a world of hurt.

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 11:57 PM (zyIlW)

533 "I'm pretty sure my lab mutt mix is a field lab then!"


Black or chocolate field Lab?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 11:58 PM (YPK80)

534 They just...stood there...while fuckwit reloaded.

Oh boy, these lemmings are in for a world of hurt.

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 11:57 PM (zyIlW)

Well, it's the polite thing to do.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:58 PM (AkOaV)

535 TV moment? How about Florida Air Flight 90. Iced up airliner crashed into the frozen Potomac River in 1982. Lenny Skutnic dove in to grab that stewardess moments before she'd have gone under while rescuers are waiting to get into boat on other side.

Posted by: Rex B at December 08, 2015 11:58 PM (RNBDV)

536 so why was the thread locked down last evening?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 10:14 PM (vb33c

i promise i wasn't there, i am innocent.

well i did not type on or read that thread.

Posted by: willow at December 08, 2015 11:58 PM (7Iwef)

537 517
No thought to what would become of their baby. Probably stuck her bouncy seat(most likely purchased by someone they shot)while they put together bombs in the garage. Selfish, evil .

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 11:58 PM (Cszmt)

538 535 TV moment? How about Florida Air Flight 90. Iced up airliner crashed into the frozen Potomac River in 1982. Lenny Skutnic dove in to grab that stewardess moments before she'd have gone under while rescuers are waiting to get into boat on other side.
Posted by: Rex B at December 08, 2015 11:58 PM (RNBDV)

That I do know about. Of course, also before my time.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:58 PM (AkOaV)

539 really?!
"shoot up a christmas party" was the best they could up with in a year?
Not exactly geniuses, were they?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:54 PM (AkOaV)


And then afterwards went back home to reload and chill.

These were not the sharpest jihadis in the drawer.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 11:59 PM (pAlYe)

540 >>>> planning the attack for at least a year they say.
Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 11:53 PM
-------
It could have been much worse. They planned for it to be much worse with more human carnage. Glad they are dead and that they were both stupid at logistics.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 11:59 PM (2x3L+)

541 y5,

Condiments and muslims.

Who knew?

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 11:59 PM (zyIlW)

542 Heh, I made one comment here which elicited a response, "Dude, that was like a hundred years ago."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2015 11:59 PM (9mTYi)

543 Crystal Skull is bad, but I'm not sure its Temple of Doom bad though I think they may have been actually trying to make it so.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 08, 2015 11:49 PM (Ojki1)



Its worse. We're still in therapy.

Posted by: Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman at December 08, 2015 11:59 PM (zt+N6)

544 539 And then afterwards went back home to reload and chill.
These were not the sharpest jihadis in the drawer.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 11:59 PM (pAlYe)


Yeah. "We'll just swing by the house and see if the coast is clear."

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2015 12:00 AM (iMxBJ)

545 Farook the dumbshit and his ugly wife took the wrong remote so they could not detonate the bomb they left for first responders

Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2015 12:00 AM (zOTsN)

546 @494
I like the stories about courageous people. I think they "normalize"
courageous behavior, i.e., make it easier for us normal people to think
about stepping out and taking action in difficult circumstances.

I agree completely. I remember watching an interview with this guy years ago. The link has an interview with him.

Henry E. Erwin

" His body on fire, he stumbled into the cockpit, threw the bomb out the window and collapsed between the pilot's seats"

MOH recipient. 1921-2002

Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 09, 2015 12:00 AM (5XLfr)

547
Political Hat, here's the thing about that case (or any other, almost). Well, two things.

Thing one. We have a situation that, of course, was never anticipated, and has never been the case, in any constitutional republic with at least pro forma adherence to rule of law, that the number of human beans physically present in any potential district who are there *illegally* in terms of immigration status can actually be material to how the numbers add up and the lines are drawn.

Thing two. Though on minor things, SCOTUS can still act in some normal and defensible fashion, on *any* matter where there is an outcome of import to the dominant, dumbed down, mostly alien, arrogant, utterly un-constitutional "elites" now running/shaping society, it is strictly a matter of voting, not reasoning or judging (hat tip Andrew McCarthy) for the Fascist Four.

So. I dunno. It literally almost comes down now to whether Roberts - for political reasons, or Kennedy - for increasingly idiosyncratic but always non-substantive reasons - goes against the Fascist Four.

A few days ago, a friend was mildly boasting about how in SCOTUS orals on some fairly technicalcase recently, of all the briefs submitted, only his wife's was specifically cited by a justice (Kennedy) in the discussion. Sigh. Of course I didn't point out that a randomly chosen guy leaving the corner bar at closing time is likely to have as much judicial gravitas as Kennedy any more.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2015 12:00 AM (QDnY+)

548 ... that they were both stupid at logistics.
Posted by: L, Elle
-------------

Okay, I'm pretty sure that is racist, and microaggressive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2015 12:00 AM (9mTYi)

549 Holly shit you people are old. I mean, uh, as Peter Pan would say, "You make me feel so young."
Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 11:55 PM (c2krM)

lotta guys on the internet machine here talking about how they used walk around with onions on their belts

http://tinyurl.com/zj7ojc2

I wonder if any here wore a zoot suit.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:00 AM (c2krM)

550 495 I was home sick from school and watching tv when Jack Ruby knocked off Lee Harvey Oswald on live tv.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 08, 2015 11:46 PM (r6yYr)



Jack Ruby shot Oswald on a Sunday.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:01 AM (oKE6c)

551 527
Nah. More like middle aged. Haven't you heard? 65 is the new 40.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2015 12:01 AM (Cszmt)

552 limp link.....dammit.

Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 09, 2015 12:02 AM (5XLfr)

553 390 367 I like Labs and all retrievers myself, but if you are that busy a Border Collie might be worth a look. Smart as hell and great with kids, while also protective of them.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 11:17 PM (3rK8j)

All you say about their characteristics is true, but they are not smart in a "hang back and observe" way. They are smart in a "give me a hard job! Now give me another one!" way. They need *constant* stimulation. They can get sort of psycho if they don't have that; I met one who was seriously obsessed with a plastic steak. Best dog you can get...if you have enough sheep.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:21 PM (iMxBJ)




Second this. If you are busy, you should not have a border collie unless he will be busy, too. Preferably busier than you are.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 12:02 AM (EzgxV)

554 "Can I just say I was born in the late '80s, so most of these references are going right over my head"

Really? I am also an 80s child but even I know about Geraldo's vault and chair situations.
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 11:45 PM (Kqit+)

*****

Children.

I am commenting with children.

The lawn....yada, yada.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:02 AM (3rK8j)

555 @539 Maet, had the IEDs gone off we be talking differently. Survivors ID him. SB was lucky it wasn't a lot more dead

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:02 AM (8PcKC)

556 "495 I was home sick from school and watching tv when Jack Ruby knocked off Lee Harvey Oswald on live tv.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 08, 2015 11:46 PM (r6yYr)


Jack Ruby shot Oswald on a Sunday."

Hey dude! It is burned into his memory, okay?

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:02 AM (c2krM)

557 495
Saw that, too. I was in junior high. Our school was closed for a number of days because of the assassination. It happened very fast.
Posted by: Tuna


Did you attend a Catholic school? I was in junior high then but don't remember any days off. Public school.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2015 12:02 AM (FkBIv)

558 Nah. More like middle aged. Haven't you heard? 65 is the new 40.
Posted by: Tuna
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*throws BS flag*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2015 12:02 AM (9mTYi)

559 545 Farook the dumbshit and his ugly wife took the wrong remote so they could not detonate the bomb they left for first responders
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2015 12:00 AM (zOTsN)


This is why you have labels and checklists and walk-throughs people.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 09, 2015 12:02 AM (pAlYe)

560 Um, you don't learn Geraldo's history because you like Geraldo.

Papa Basura had that guy pegged in the 70's. Phony affirmative action hire.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 09, 2015 12:02 AM (YJmuy)

561 Heh, I made one comment here which elicited a response, "Dude, that was like a hundred years ago."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2015 11:59 PM (9mTYi)


girl working for me once responded "it was before I was born how wold I know?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2015 12:02 AM (vb33c)

562 wait sooth caused a thread shut down and he is banned?

what? now way.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2015 12:03 AM (7Iwef)

563 545 Farook the dumbshit and his ugly wife took the wrong remote so they could not detonate the bomb they left for first responders
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2015 12:00 AM (zOTsN)

Even if they had the right remote -- you have a like 50 foot line of sight range at best on remote control cars.

Any idiot knows that. Especially idiots like me who still play with remote controlled cars (and sailboats) from time to time.

There is no way they were going to be able to drive the remote control car or whatever their plan was through walls, windows, reinforced concrete floors, etc. etc. Even if they were standing right outside the building.

No way.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:03 AM (AkOaV)

564 "Farook and his ugly wife were planning the attack for at least a year they say. "



Well, what that say? She not that smart nor he. She gave background info in crayon and nobody seemed to notice and said "come right it."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2015 12:03 AM (71J1n)

565 ThunderB,

Pleasepleaseplease say that's true--that Jihadi Joe and Jane grabbed the wrong remote...

Excuse me while I laugh my ass off.

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2015 12:03 AM (zyIlW)

566 562 wait sooth caused a thread shut down and he is banned?

what? now way.
Posted by: willow at December 09, 2015 12:03 AM (7Iwef)

I feel like this is how rumors start

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:03 AM (AkOaV)

567 willow - Way.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2015 12:04 AM (9mTYi)

568 Time for the old folk. Dog just indicated it's her bedtime so everyone gets to go to bed.


Remember, all, even in this trying time, we're AMERICANS, so the head is held HIGH.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 09, 2015 12:04 AM (jeCnD)

569 Now maybe....

http://tinyurl.com/jn7av29

Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 09, 2015 12:04 AM (5XLfr)

570 Poor planning leads to piss poor performance

Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2015 12:04 AM (zOTsN)

571 It's gonna sound a bit odd, but a surreal moment for me was Clinton's little chat about the Lewinsky scandal.

I was 16. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman.....Miss Lewinsky..."


16 yr old me at parents "DID YOU SEE THAT?!? He freaking stuttered. He stopped because he had to identify which woman he was denying having sex with!"

I'm just sitting there watching POTUS flat out fucking lie. And everyone knew it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:05 AM (GEICT)

572 510 >>No, I haven't. This stuff is Vernors. It has a little gnomeish looking guy on it.
Posted by: StrawMan

Best ginger ale ever.
Posted by: Aviator at December 08, 2015 11:51 PM (c7vUv)


Best mass produced, definitely. There are craft ginger ales and ginger beers out there though which are better by far.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 09, 2015 12:05 AM (kpqmD)

573 Don't you just hate when you grab the wrong remote?

Or lose it in the seat cushions?

That's the worst.

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2015 12:05 AM (zyIlW)

574 Apparently the Farookies did not know that such a remote control is only good for maybe 100 feet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2015 12:05 AM (9mTYi)

575 The lawn....yada, yada.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:02 AM (3rK8j

yeah, yeah

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:05 AM (AkOaV)

576 Poor M., Pethers, I know i've read of a few incidents where people were being murdered while others stood around and filmed.

what a horrid ordeal.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2015 12:05 AM (7Iwef)

577 Evening hordlings. I just arrived so I don't know if I'm interrupting anything.

I woke up this morning to the rather startling realization I'm flying to Africa in exactly one month today. The time of departure is coming rather suddenly now.

Feeling slight stress over the fact I will be expected to preach somewhere between six and 10 messages. Now I do preach from time to time but apparently in Africa sermons can last up to 2 1/2 hours (with interpreter). Now that's a lot of material to prepare--or to wing. And all without a teleprompter.

Getting excited, getting nervous.

Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at December 09, 2015 12:06 AM (4rzL1)

578 To take the ferry cost a nickel and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say...

Posted by: otho at December 09, 2015 12:06 AM (EWg9n)

579 aw damn it Mike, i like sooth, i cannot imagine he did so.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2015 12:06 AM (7Iwef)

580 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:05 AM (GEICT)

I think I was like 10 when that happened.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:06 AM (AkOaV)

581 562 wait sooth caused a thread shut down and he is banned?

what? now way.
Posted by: willow at December 09, 2015 12:03 AM (7Iwef)

You're half right. No on the shutdown, but he did just get banned.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 09, 2015 12:06 AM (kpqmD)

582 "Black or chocolate field Lab?"

That's a good question. He has the oddest coloration I've ever seen. His fur looks black unless it catches the light and then you can see that it it's really brown...except for a black stripe down his back.

So I guess the answer is yes.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2015 12:06 AM (Kqit+)

583 Great moments in Live TV?

Two words:

Dennis Green

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lqkvuwg

Posted by: Methos at December 09, 2015 12:07 AM (ZbV+0)

584 Hey Richard Fernandez is quoting the HQ.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2015 12:07 AM (vb33c)

585 "520
Story at WZ. Carter's cancer was cured by an Israeli-invented/made drug"

i still believe the brain part of his cancer starved to death...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 12:07 AM (7+yyM)

586 Well damn now you all have me thinking about getting a dog.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 09, 2015 12:07 AM (uZNvH)

587 I've found these $1.50 led flashlights at Walmart complete with batteries.

They look like miniature regular flashlights but with a very bright led bulb and two aa batteries.

They should last a long time and they're small enough (5.5") that they're very handy and I keep buying them and putting them all over so I'm never far from a flashlight.

The main thing is they're so cheap and so simple so they haven't failed for me yet. Too many small flashlights suffer from over designed switches that I've found fail after a few uses. After years of having they happened, I'd given up finding a small flashlight that worked.

This thing has a simple slide switch no push button or water barrier. (I don't know how water resistant these things are but who cares they're only a buck and a half)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 09, 2015 12:08 AM (Xo1Rt)

588 579 aw damn it Mike, i like sooth, i cannot imagine he did so.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2015 12:06 AM (7Iwef)



He was being a smartass. Maet warned him. Clearly. Sooth continued. Banned.

As I said earlier, if Ace or a cob tells you to knock it off, then you knock it off.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:08 AM (GEICT)

589 556 "495 I was home sick from school and watching tv when Jack Ruby knocked off Lee Harvey Oswald on live tv.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 08, 2015 11:46 PM (r6yYr)

Jack Ruby shot Oswald on a Sunday."

Hey dude! It is burned into his memory, okay?

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:02 AM (c2krM)



No dice. It's got to be seared into his memory.

I remember it well; my father and I were returning from Mass (in CA) when we heard the reports on the radio. I wondered if the world had gone insane.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:08 AM (oKE6c)

590 Apparently the Farookies did not know that such a remote control is only good for maybe 100 feet?

They believed the manufacturer's claims of "Up to 1/4 mile range!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 09, 2015 12:08 AM (YJmuy)

591 aw damn it Mike, i like sooth, i cannot imagine he did so.
Posted by: willow
---------------

These are the times that try men's souls... and women's too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2015 12:08 AM (9mTYi)

592 To take the ferry cost a nickel and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say...
Posted by: otho at December 09, 2015 12:06 AM (EWg9n)

you enjoyed watching the galley slaves row you across the river.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2015 12:08 AM (vb33c)

593 http://preview.tinyurl.com/lqkvuwg
Posted by: Methos at December 09, 2015 12:07 AM (ZbV+0)

yikes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:08 AM (AkOaV)

594 "No, I haven't. This stuff is Vernors. It has a little gnomeish looking guy on it.
Posted by: StrawMan

Best ginger ale ever.
Posted by: Aviator at December 08, 2015 11:51 PM (c7vUv)


Best mass produced, definitely. There are craft ginger ales and ginger beers out there though which are better by far. "

Oh cripes! It is bad enough that beer drinkers think they are wine connoisseurs. Now I have to suffer ginger ale snobs?

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:08 AM (c2krM)

595 573 Don't you just hate when you grab the wrong remote?

Or lose it in the seat cushions?

That's the worst.
Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2015 12:05 AM (zyIlW)

My kids routinely lose the remotes in, between, or under the couch. Drives me to distraction.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 09, 2015 12:08 AM (kpqmD)

596 Serious. They took the wrong remote. Prolly went home to get the right one

Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2015 12:08 AM (zOTsN)

597 Don't you just hate when you grab the wrong remote?


Guy across the street kept wondering why his TV was changing channels.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2015 12:09 AM (FkBIv)

598 "Jack Ruby shot Oswald on a Sunday."



Yeah.


Assassination was on Thursday and it was a quiet Sunday morning they decided to transport him. I think I remember the hub-bub was what brought all the lookers around. Weird shit on a Sunday morning.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2015 12:09 AM (oMLi3)

599 All Labs matter

My best friend is a lab guy. My vet is a golden retriever gal. I like them both.

Schnauzers are a good smaller dog.
Standard poodles are good
Great Danes are the biggest sweeties. Too short a life span for my liking
Dogs aren't here long enough

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:09 AM (vL/IL)

600 They believed the manufacturer's claims of "Up to 1/4 mile range!"
Posted by: Blanco
----------------

Probably used Walgreen batteries.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2015 12:09 AM (9mTYi)

601 "Now I do preach from time to time but apparently in Africa sermons can last up to 2 1/2 hours (with interpreter)."

Can you get the guy from the Nelson Mandela memorial service to provide simultaneous translation for the hearing-impaired? He was great.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 09, 2015 12:10 AM (noWW6)

602 590 Apparently the Farookies did not know that such a remote control is only good for maybe 100 feet?

They believed the manufacturer's claims of "Up to 1/4 mile range!"
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 09, 2015 12:08 AM (YJmuy)


Like the first World Trade tower bomber who went back to the rental agency to try and get the deposit back on the blown up truck.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 09, 2015 12:10 AM (pAlYe)

603 Willow, sooth did NOT cause a shut down of the ONT last night, but he was banned tonight for different reasons.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2015 12:10 AM (2x3L+)

604 My god people, Kennedy was assassinated in the '60s.

Wow are you old.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:10 AM (AkOaV)

605 When I was a kid I was the GD remote

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:10 AM (P4OkF)

606 Like the first World Trade tower bomber who went back to the rental agency to try and get the deposit back on the blown up truck.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 09, 2015 12:10 AM (pAlYe)

I guess he figured it was worth a shot.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:11 AM (AkOaV)

607
Yep Maet, as in many cases, the world is lucky that the jihadis are often not that sharp. Same for other mass killers. Of course that can change with the next incident.

Rescues, London/British passivity, etc.

Bay-area morons can fill in the proper details, but in recent years there was an incident in the Bay where Oakland (Berkeley?) firefighters watched from shore, per "policy", while some guy was drowning in their sight in fairly shallow water. I think one said "eff it" and went in and rescued the guy.

Again, details lost to memory. But a pretty appalling - and even worse, hardly surprising or unusual - example of what has happened to much of even the most admirable "public" service elements in this sad degraded country.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2015 12:11 AM (QDnY+)

608 Evening fappers!

I see Sooth has been banned. One more incident and Maet's gonna initiate the launch codes on that all-Yoko ONT.

He's THISCLOSE.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 09, 2015 12:11 AM (jR7Wy)

609 The neighbors behind us have a great dane that's white with black spots. The kids can see it from their window. They all claim that it is a dalmatian and no amount of explanation will convince them otherwise.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2015 12:11 AM (Z/8dZ)

610 girl working for me once responded "it was before I was born how wold I know?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2015 12:02 AM (vb33c)

If only there were some way of transmitting information from one generation to the next. You know, something like marks on a piece of paper ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:11 AM (oKE6c)

611 My fave ginger beer has gotta be Bundaberg.

Stopped drinking it for a while though. Seemed like every time I did, I would get terrible stiffness in pain in one of my feet. (Not a joke.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:12 AM (ntObR)

612 594 "No, I haven't. This stuff is Vernors. It has a little gnomeish looking guy on it.
Posted by: StrawMan

Best ginger ale ever.
Posted by: Aviator at December 08, 2015 11:51 PM (c7vUv)


Best mass produced, definitely. There are craft ginger ales and ginger beers out there though which are better by far. "

Oh cripes! It is bad enough that beer drinkers think they are wine connoisseurs. Now I have to suffer ginger ale snobs?
Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:08 AM (c2krM)

Life is all about suffering.

No it's not snobbery. It's just a matter of personal taste. The smaller manufacturers often use fresh ginger so you get better flavor. They also tend to be stronger flavored.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 09, 2015 12:12 AM (kpqmD)

613 "So I guess the answer is yes."

Maybe you have the elusive Rhodesian ridge-back/Choco Lab?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2015 12:12 AM (oMLi3)

614 Ah shit. Eris is here. Duck and cover.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:12 AM (GEICT)

615 If only there were some way of transmitting information from one generation to the next. You know, something like marks on a piece of paper ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:11 AM (oKE6c)

bah! what do those old people know, anyways? Put 'em on an ice floe and send 'em out to sea, I always say.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:12 AM (AkOaV)

616 MisHum, I always used to make fun of poodles, but they are incredibly smart doggies. I'm not sure if this true, but my dog breeder told me they have human hair vs dog hair. I was kind of blown away by this for some reason that I don't understand. It seems significant.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2015 12:13 AM (2x3L+)

617 Henry E. Erwin
" His body on fire, he stumbled into the cockpit, threw the bomb out the window and collapsed between the pilot's seats"
MOH recipient. 1921-2002
Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 09, 2015 12:00 AM (5XLfr)


More details from wikipedia on why Erwin received the MOH:

Erwin pulled the pin and released a bomb into the chute, but the fuse malfunctioned and ignited the phosphorus prematurely, burning at 1,100 degrees. The canister flew back up the chute and into Erwin's face, blinding him, searing off one ear and obliterating his nose. Smoke immediately filled the aircraft, making it impossible for the pilot to see his instrument panel. Erwin was afraid the bomb would burn through the metal floor into the bomb bay. Completely blind, he picked it up and feeling his way, crawled around the gun turret and headed for the copilot's window. His face and arms were covered with ignited phosphorus and his path was blocked by the navigator's folding table, hinged to the wall but down and locked. The navigator had left his table to make a sighting. Erwin couldn't release the table's latches with one hand, so he grabbed the white-hot bomb between his bare right arm and his ribcage. In the few seconds it took to raise the table, the phosphorus burned through his flesh to the bone. His body on fire, he stumbled into the cockpit, threw the bomb out the window and collapsed between the pilot's seats.[2]

The smoke cleared enough for Simeral to pull the B-29 out of a dive at 300 feet (91 m) above the water and turn toward Iwo Jima, where Erwin could be given emergency treatment. His crew members extinguished his burning clothes and administered first aid, but whenever Erwin's burns were uncovered, phosphorus embedded in his skin would begin to smolder. Although in excruciating pain, he remained conscious throughout the flight and spoke only to inquire about the safety of the crew. Once at Iwo Jima, medical personnel didn't believe he would survive

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 09, 2015 12:13 AM (pAlYe)

618 I see Sooth has been banned. One more incident and Maet's gonna initiate the launch codes on that all-Yoko ONT.



He's THISCLOSE.



Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 09, 2015 12:11 AM



Pfffftt... yeah, right.

Posted by: otho at December 09, 2015 12:13 AM (EWg9n)

619 Does anyone here know the story of the Egyptian Air Force vs. the Israelis during the 1967 Six-Day War?

I remember reading at Hugh Hewitt's blog a looong time ago that at 6pm on a Friday Egypt had an Air Force, and by 9am the next day they didn't have one anymore.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:13 AM (ntObR)

620 604 My god people, Kennedy was assassinated in the '60s.
Wow are you old.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:10 AM (AkOaV)



Age x 2 = IQ.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:13 AM (oKE6c)

621 605 When I was a kid I was the GD remote
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:10 AM (P4OkF)

Right? And the TV weighed about 500 pounds.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 09, 2015 12:13 AM (kpqmD)

622 550
I tell you that whole period from the assassination to the Oswald shooting to the funeral fades into one long day when I think about it. as I'm sure it does for 495. It was truly surreal.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2015 12:14 AM (Cszmt)

623 Like the first World Trade tower bomber who went back to the rental agency to try and get the deposit back on the blown up truck.
Posted by: Maetenloch
----------------

Meanwhile, the folks that rented them the SUV have to file an insurance claim:

Jake from State Farm: "I'm sorry what did you say happened to it?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2015 12:14 AM (9mTYi)

624 There is no way they were going to be able to drive the remote control car or whatever their plan was through walls, windows, reinforced concrete floors, etc. etc. Even if they were standing right outside the building.

No way.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:03 AM (AkOaV)

******

RC is my hobby too, cars, planes and helis.

I will not elaborate, but a good transmitter, servo and receiver combo would be frighteningly easy to make into an effective trigger device. No need to use any actual models.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:14 AM (3rK8j)

625 #607: not my part of #Failifornia, but i remember the incident.

IIRC, the guy who did the right thing got hosed.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 12:14 AM (7+yyM)

626 To all those dems, those in the msm, gope...etc with thier panties in a wadd for profiling / temporarily ending muzlim imigration.... I would say that ya know life aint perfect and if we are tolerant of say 4 out of 5 of the largest religions id say that aint bad. And if we need to miss on one i would rather it be for the right reasons....

Posted by: E.T. at December 09, 2015 12:14 AM (yq4gk)

627 Yoko Ono?


Ain't skeered!

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2015 12:14 AM (qUNWi)

628 chemjeff

Our R&W setter breeder just had a litter
They are adorable
1 week old today

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:14 AM (vL/IL)

629 Go Trump!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at December 09, 2015 12:15 AM (yq4gk)

630 " My fave ginger beer has gotta be Bundaberg.

Stopped drinking it for a while though. Seemed like every time I did, I would get terrible stiffness in pain in one of my feet. (Not a joke.)"

Now THAT'S good ginger ale! :-)

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:15 AM (c2krM)

631 "Maybe you have the elusive Rhodesian ridge-back/Choco Lab?"

Haha, we've decided we're going to breed him and call them Waylon dogs.

He really is an odd looking mutt though. He mostly looks like a lab in the face, but he definitely has some hound going on too (rescue's guess mom was a plott hound/ cattle dog mix and daddy was a lab) and the cattle dog gives him some colored splotches. Then there's the odd black ridge and seal fur and we've got super mutt. Plus, don't tell our insurance company, but I'm guessing there's some pitt in there somewhere because he's a rescue and all rescues seem to have a bit of pitt.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2015 12:15 AM (Z/8dZ)

632 >>>> The neighbors behind us have a great dane that's white with black spots. The kids can see it from their window. They all claim that it is a dalmatian and no amount of explanation will convince them otherwise.
Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2015 12:11 AM (Z/8dZ)
------
That's a Harlequin. Same coloring as a Dalmatiion but much bigger, heftier body.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2015 12:16 AM (2x3L+)

633 492 487 Temple of Doom is truly awful.
I had purged the awfulness from my memory.
Kate Capshaw isn't even on the top ten list of things that are wrong with that piece of shit.
Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2015 11:44 PM (qUNWi)

Haven't seem the fourth one, but it's supposed to be worse.

Posted by: Splunge at December 08, 2015 11:45 PM (iMxBJ)




Not just "supposed to be" -- it is objectively worse.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 12:16 AM (EzgxV)

634 StrawMan, if only it gave me a stiffie somewhere else... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:16 AM (ntObR)

635 I will not elaborate, but a good transmitter, servo and receiver combo would be frighteningly easy to make into an effective trigger device. No need to use any actual models.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:14 AM (3rK8j)



Hell yes. Back in the day, my dad and I raced fuel powered RC boats. The rudder or throttle servos would be incredibly simple to convert. Never thought of that. Damn.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:16 AM (GEICT)

636 Hammer, only Ficus Trees & .22 caliber covered. .40 caliber not covered

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:16 AM (pahrJ)

637 I read that because it's John Lennon's birthday, some radio stations had "Imagine" stuck on play in an endless loop today.

It's one of those songs, I can take hearing it once in a blue moon, but more often than that...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:17 AM (ntObR)

638 y5,

Condiments and muslims.

Who knew?

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 11:59 PM (zyIlW)


Is Ketchup is Halal?

Discuss

Posted by: محمد at December 09, 2015 12:17 AM (vBeA5)

639 " My god people, Kennedy was assassinated in the '60s. "



Well, that's pretty clear. Dates, history. Ya know that stuff get's recorded. Even in the 1960s.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2015 12:17 AM (x9Ji4)

640 Stopped drinking it for a while though. Seemed like every time I did, I would get terrible stiffness in pain in one of my feet. (Not a joke.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:12 AM (ntObR)

*****

That sounds like Gout.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM (3rK8j)

641 Wait, not Lennon's birthday. Oh good grief.

Something else.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM (ntObR)

642 "Don't you just hate when you grab the wrong remote? Or lose it in the seat cushions? That's the worst."

Also, the absurd proliferation of such devices.

I walked into someone's home theater room and there was a little basket with eleven different remotes in it. I counted. Just batshit crazy.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM (noWW6)

643 StrawMan, if only it gave me a stiffie somewhere else... ;-)


Hah!

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM (c2krM)

644 Of course, the fact that he's neutered would make breeding challenging...

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM (Z/8dZ)

645 614 Ah shit. Eris is here. Duck and cover.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:12 AM (GEICT)
---

I'll be good. We're still reeling from Fenelon's f-bomb and I won't add to the trauma.

But Friday is office holiday party and I aim to misbehave. I have selected the holiday "Saturnalia".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM (jR7Wy)

646
I saw the Amazon Kindle HD 10.1" 16GB for $229 on Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Tonight while looking at an article on Yahoo there was an ad for the same thing. I clicked on it and they want $179. Thinking about it. My current one is smaller.

Also, 500 rounds in two hours? I can go through that in an hour with 9mm plus a couple hundred rounds of .22. They're right, 2500 rounds is nothing. Plus I was led to believe that the 2500 rounds was forboth the .223 and the pistols they had.

Posted by: Bill R. at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM (jKUeC)

647 I think you guys secretly like Yoko Ono. You want to see that wrinkly old harridan screeching away wearing fishnet stockings, her ancient boobs hanging off her body like tube socks

Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM (zOTsN)

648 637 I read that because it's John Lennon's birthday, some radio stations had "Imagine" stuck on play in an endless loop today.

It's one of those songs, I can take hearing it once in a blue moon, but more often than that...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:17 AM (ntObR)

Ugh. That song sucks Yoko's dick.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM (kpqmD)

649 MWNP, I think that's what it is too.

Anyway, had to give it up. Though I did say 'eff it' a few months ago and had another bottle, and didn't get into any trouble. Maybe I was just having too much of it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM (ntObR)

650 Interesting article about a Marine SgtMaj who had the balls to speak openly about the Marines' experience with integrating women int ground combat units. The short version - their experimental unit was a disaster. It's a Read The Whole thing sort of article, but I found this telling of the current civilian leadership of our military:


"SECNAV has stated that he has made his mind up even before the release of these results and that the USMC test unit will not change his mind on anything."


http://tinyurl.com/z9lm3az

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 09, 2015 12:19 AM (Wckf4)

651 Not many remote controlled TVs in the early 60's. Three channels and when you wanted to change the channel you got up, walked to the television and turned the channel changer, turned around and walked back to your seat. Rinse and repeat if your shows were on different channels.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2015 12:19 AM (Cszmt)

652 L'elle, i guess i will have to scroll up.
600 comments. blast it

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2015 12:19 AM (7Iwef)

653 Wait, not Lennon's birthday. Oh good grief.




Something else.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM


Day he got shot? The 8th, wasn't it?

Posted by: otho at December 09, 2015 12:19 AM (EWg9n)

654 628
chemjeff



Our RW setter breeder just had a litter

They are adorable

1 week old today

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who
drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:14 AM (vL/IL)

aww that is nicewhat are you going to do with the pups?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 09, 2015 12:19 AM (uZNvH)

655 " My god people, Kennedy was assassinated in the '60s. "



Well, that's pretty clear. Dates, history. Ya know that stuff get's recorded. Even in the 1960s.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2015 12:17 AM (x9Ji4)


You mean you guys had books and pens back then?

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:20 AM (c2krM)

656 647 I think you guys secretly like Yoko Ono. You want to see that wrinkly old harridan screeching away wearing fishnet stockings, her ancient boobs hanging off her body like tube socks
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM (zOTsN)

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 09, 2015 12:20 AM (kpqmD)

657 I'll be good. We're still reeling from Fenelon's f-bomb and I won't add to the trauma.

But Friday is office holiday party and I aim to misbehave. I have selected the holiday "Saturnalia".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM (jR7Wy)



I tremble in both fear and anticipation.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:20 AM (GEICT)

658 "yoko Ono?


Ain't skeered!"



Do Not Lie. You know you're scared of that.

I am scared of that. Everyone here is scared of that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2015 12:20 AM (x9Ji4)

659 otho, yup.

Still remember my whole family at the kitchen table eating dinner, and me and my dad had turned around into the den to watch the report about it on CBS Evening News. (Our table is half in the kitchen, half in the den.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:21 AM (ntObR)

660 So, when I loaded the ONT, after reading the post (thanks, Maet), I went to the bottom and there were 405 comments. I started reading up the thread, and ended up reading back to the start. That was... an interesting experience.

Now, instead of reading #406-on, I'm going to go to sleep, close my eyes, go to bed, shut down the computer, and say Good Night, Gracies. Not in that order.

Posted by: mindful webworker - yow! at December 09, 2015 12:21 AM (SAhpk)

661 I'm not putting anything like that up my rectum. That way it won't have to escape from there.

Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2015 09:59 PM (b+df9)


If I can find my car keys, we can just drive out.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at December 09, 2015 12:21 AM (+y3Tj)

662 Meanwhile, the folks that rented them the SUV have to file an insurance claim:

Jake from State Farm: "I'm sorry what did you say happened to it?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc


They loved that van. They named it "Achmed."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2015 12:21 AM (FkBIv)

663 Posted by: Maetenloch at December 09, 2015 12:13 AM (pAlYe)


In Berkeley, in the 70s, there was a guy we called "The Face." He'd been horribly disfigured by a fire; his face was basically a slab of meat in which surgeons had cut holes for his eyes, nose, and mouth. It was horrifying.

Once, going to visit a friend in the Hotel Durant, walking down a poorly lit corridor I turned a corner and bumped into him. I literally recoiled with shock. It was horror movie sort of stuff.

I felt bad about it instants later, on reflection, but my reaction at the time was reflexive. The man was probably a war hero, a wounded veteran, and his life had been destroyed by his service. I felt so sorry for him, and such respect for the sacrifice he'd made for our country.


God save him and belatedly protect him, if he's still alive now.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:21 AM (oKE6c)

664
qdp, read Six Days of War by Israel's recent amb. to the US (Oren). That's the most recent. Must be several other good ones that are older. In short: surprise attack, pre-emption. Best way to fight an air war - with the other side on the ground.

Small anecdote from '67. Syria's defense min. (? well, that or close to that, seriously) was an ISRAELI agent. Yep. Anyway, one thing he did prior to the war was helpfully suggest that Syrian strongpoints up on the Golan Heights have the benefit of shade trees (eucalyptus) for the troops (the Golan is pretty barren). So - their strongpoints/fortifications were easy to spot/neutralize when the Israelis stormed the Heights. You can still see these places, the trees are quite large now of course. Still had "Mines!" and barbed wire around these areas last time I was there.

And finally - AllahPundit, back when he had his own blog just after 9/11, used to have a CafePress series of items (I want the coffee mug) with "Six Days, Bitch" on them. "Commemorating", as it were, the Six Day War, if rather indelicately, for our current partners in the Arab world.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2015 12:21 AM (QDnY+)

665 651 Not many remote controlled TVs in the early 60's. Three channels and when you wanted to change the channel you got up, walked to the television and turned the channel changer, turned around and walked back to your seat. Rinse and repeat if your shows were on different channels.
Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2015 12:19 AM (Cszmt)

VHF and UHF dials were about as advanced as it got.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 09, 2015 12:22 AM (kpqmD)

666 I will say though, this was an excellent performance.

http://tinyurl.com/hw7q9se

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:22 AM (AkOaV)

667 "the USMC test unit will not change his mind on anything"

'course not.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2015 12:22 AM (Z/8dZ)

668 Hell yes. Back in the day, my dad and I raced fuel powered RC boats. The rudder or throttle servos would be incredibly simple to convert. Never thought of that. Damn.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:16 AM (GEICT)

****

Don't know if you have played with them lately, but it would now be exponentially easier with current digital tech than it would have been with FM 72 band stuff.

Lots more you can do with transmitter programming too.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:22 AM (3rK8j)

669 Story at WZ. Carter's cancer was cured by an Israeli-invented/made drug"

i still believe the brain part of his cancer starved to death...
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 12:07 AM (7+yyM)


Got an icy stare on Sunday for suggesting maybe his poison heart actually killed the cancer.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 09, 2015 12:23 AM (Ojki1)

670 RCA Dimensia system in the 80's had a a remote called the
"Digital Command Center".......

http://tinyurl.com/hq52s5z

The family named ours Houston.....

The system is loooong gone....but I still got the remote.

Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 09, 2015 12:23 AM (5XLfr)

671 "So here she is. Can I have my deposit back now please?"

"The SUV we rented you is on fire"

"I made sure to refill the gas tank."

"The SUV we rented you is on fire"

"Uh, is there any problem with getting the money back today?"

"The SUV we rented you is on fire"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:23 AM (ntObR)

672 Ok folks, gotta ask, what do you do with an old geezer (and i belong to the club lol) who lets his dog piss on your baby tree every damn day? Tree is toast so removing it but we have been nice and asked to no avail.....i give up just make the front of the damn yard a doggie doo area...sigh

Posted by: FCF at December 09, 2015 12:23 AM (kejii)

673 "You mean you guys had books and pens back then? "

Well, I wasn't alive back then. But, they had books and pens and film and audio and radio and interviews.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2015 12:23 AM (ANQu7)

674 At the risk of being on the receiving end of Maetenloch's ire, I'd like to see Soothsayer back. He was great on the end of long dead threads by coming up with stupid shit to talk about. He kinda seemed to have a lot of grievances against Ace and a lot of cobs for reasons that predate me that I don't understand, but I'd like to see him come back if that is at all possible.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2015 12:24 AM (FZxI4)

675 I tremble in both fear and anticipation.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:20 AM (GEICT)
---
Some junior officers just need spanking.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 09, 2015 12:24 AM (jR7Wy)

676 Fry: I know that monkey, he's name is Donkey.
Professor: Monkeys aren't donkeys! Quit messing with our minds!

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:24 AM (c2krM)

677 VHF and UHF dials were about as advanced as it got.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016


We had a VHF only TV with an outboard UHF converter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2015 12:24 AM (FkBIv)

678 i believe this is the SF Bay incident

sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/ 2011/05/30/ man-drowns-in-san-francisco-bay -in-apparent-suicide/

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 12:24 AM (7+yyM)

679 Yes, Bruckner was very Catholic in his views and had some difficult mental issues which he seemed to control with constant prayer and intercession from Our Lord. His music has a great deal of the devine and he himself is a fascinating (yet enigmatic) character.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 09, 2015 12:24 AM (epLS9)

680 Lauren as an adjuster for a small fee I will ok your dog.
Perhaps a bab of brownies thru the bus port. I have simple tastes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:25 AM (QdyoO)

681 rhomboid, will check that out, thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:25 AM (ntObR)

682 Don't know if you have played with them lately, but it would now be exponentially easier with current digital tech than it would have been with FM 72 band stuff.

Lots more you can do with transmitter programming too.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:22 AM (3rK8j)


Honestly, it's prob been close to 20 years. I loved working on those boats. Everything was very simple and right there. Perfect for mid teens kid to disassemble and reassemble and learn how shit works.

Plus, depending on the class boat you were racing, they went really really fucking fast.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:25 AM (GEICT)

683 see also hypervocal.com/news/2011/ police-firemen-look-on-as-man- drowns-off-ca-coast/

budget cuts kept us from certifications and we could be sued if we did anything...

#Failifornia in a nut shell.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 12:26 AM (7+yyM)

684 I'm old enough to have changed a tv channel by hand.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2015 12:26 AM (qUNWi)

685 Not many remote controlled TVs in the early 60's. Three channels and when you wanted to change the channel you got up, walked to the television and turned the channel changer, turned around and walked back to your seat. Rinse and repeat if your shows were on different channels.
Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2015 12:19 AM (Cszmt)

****

This is why families used to have more kids. There was always one around to change the channel when dad hollered that way.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:26 AM (3rK8j)

686 Some junior officers just need spanking.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 09, 2015 12:24 AM (jR7Wy)



JUNIOR????

You and I will be having a discussion come late June.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:26 AM (GEICT)

687 Do you remember the remotes that were attached to the TV by a cord?

My grandparents had one of those and we STILL figured out a way to constantly lose it.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2015 12:27 AM (Z/8dZ)

688 604 My god people, Kennedy was assassinated in the '60s.

Wow are you old.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:10 AM (AkO




Have you stopped wearing diapers, yet?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 12:27 AM (EzgxV)

689 Alright, we got gun folks here?

I got a question.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:27 AM (GEICT)

690 647 I think you guys secretly like Yoko Ono. You want to see that wrinkly old harridan screeching away wearing fishnet stockings, her ancient boobs hanging off her body like tube socks
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2015 12:18 AM (zOTsN)




Goddamnit, ThunderB, could you at least put the imagery into soft focus? Christ!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:28 AM (oKE6c)

691 Torquewrench on the other thread, you asked this:

By the way, where *are* the descendants of the enormous numbers of black Africans who were brought as slaves into the Arab states? There don't seem to be any noticeable numbers of African blacks there these days. Quite the three-pipe problem, Watson.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 09:23 PM (noWW6)

As you probably know, during the centuries-long Trans-Saharan Slave trade, captured men and boys were *always* killed or castrated; women and girls became sex slaves. And now? That's what Boko Haram does in Nigeria, Chad, etc., and that's what ISIS does to the Christians and Yazidis.

Europe's future: see Sweden. Our future: still up in the air.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 09, 2015 12:28 AM (ys2UW)

692 well, good night all
sweet dreams

I think I am going to take a break from the HQ for a while, maybe a week
see you then

Posted by: chemjeff at December 09, 2015 12:28 AM (uZNvH)

693 I'm old enough to have changed a tv channel by hand.



Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2015 12:26 AM (qUNWi)


So am I, but we soon had to change them by pliers since we lost the knobby things.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:28 AM (c2krM)

694 If only there were some way of transmitting information from one generation to the next. You know, something like marks on a piece of paper ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:11 AM (oKE6c)


heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2015 12:28 AM (vb33c)

695 I know this is probably a dumb question, but what is Syria's official relationship with Israel these days? Does a significant portion of in-country terror originate from Syrians in Israel?

I assume that like with most other ME countries and Israel, it's frosty.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:28 AM (ntObR)

696 You mean you guys had books and pens back then?
Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:20 AM (c2krM)

They even had Doctor Who back then.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 09, 2015 12:28 AM (Ojki1)

697 Have you stopped wearing diapers, yet?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 12:27 AM (EzgxV)



Careful. For some people that's not really an age dependent thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:28 AM (GEICT)

698 About that car chase:
As hard as it is to keep the force up to authorized strength the 12 officers on paid leave for firing their weapons will be missed.
Since Seattle has one of the lowest per capita staffing for policing it would seem that it should draw more crime. Maybe the pot robs crooks of initiative.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at December 09, 2015 12:28 AM (gjGXC)

699 Alright, we got gun folks here?

I got a question.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:27 AM (GEICT)

****

Ayup.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:29 AM (3rK8j)

700 "Bay-area morons can fill in the proper details, but in recent years
there was an incident in the Bay where Oakland (Berkeley?) firefighters
watched from shore, per 'policy', while some guy was drowning in their
sight in fairly shallow water."

I can confirm that this did in fact happen.

If memory serves, they were waiting for the Official Regional Interagency Specialized Highly Trained Water Casualty Rescue Unit from some county department to show up with an Official Water Casualty Rescue Boat, despite the water being slightly more than knee depth.

The most awesome public safety fuckup around here still has to be when Sum Ting Wong and Wi Tu Low flew their perfectly good Boeing 777 into the seawall at one of the SFO runways, and then while one of the injured passengers was lying on the grass outside the ruptured fuselage, one of the first responders ran over her with a foam truck, crushing her to death.

This after someone flagged down the arriving incident commander and clearly said, "There are injured passengers lying around, be careful," and pointed to the location.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 09, 2015 12:29 AM (noWW6)

701 689 Alright, we got gun folks here?

I got a question.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:27 AM (GEICT)
----
Go ahead and get the Hello Kitty grip.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 09, 2015 12:29 AM (jR7Wy)

702 "'m old enough to have changed a tv channel by hand.
"


Dude, your like an old dude.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2015 12:29 AM (PFNm7)

703 Good ? CJ we are not getting another. Village where we live has a 3 dog limit. We are maxed out at 3 plus watch our mid kids corgi quite a it.

So no puppy for MH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:30 AM (gmP76)

704 All Hail Eris, LOL.

Also, rule of thumb: barrel should be pointed directly at the target. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:30 AM (ntObR)

705 Ayup.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:29 AM (3rK8j)



The wife is getting a S&W 642 Airweight for Christmas. She would also like a speed loader or two to go along with it. Recommendations? I'm not having much luck looking around online.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:30 AM (GEICT)

706 Catholic university in DC has been put in lock down twice in one day, armed Muslim man wandering around both times. Of course they were told to shelter in place

Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2015 12:31 AM (zOTsN)

707 I don't think for-profit schools are necessarily a scam.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 10:15 PM (FkBIv)


Yeah, that article was kind of long on opinion, and short on facts. Did enjoy the last "scam", and I get versions of it in my e-mail several times a year. Anxiously awaiting it being tried upon me, too.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at December 09, 2015 12:31 AM (+y3Tj)

708 BCochran, only a gun guy in certain respects, but ..... uh, shoot!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2015 12:31 AM (QDnY+)

709 Trump just won the black vote in America with the "keep the muslims out" statement .... no way the blacks want to share and compete for their free handouts with yet another minority group.

Trump is genius.

Posted by: roger martin at December 09, 2015 12:31 AM (NqWkj)

710 >>>> Alright, we got gun folks here?
I got a question.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09,
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Yes, go with the pink gun. It suits you.


Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2015 12:31 AM (FZxI4)

711 Have you stopped wearing diapers, yet?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 12:27 AM (EzgxV)

****

That does kinda open you up to the questions of whether you have begun wearing them again.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:31 AM (3rK8j)

712 Hah....

Yes I have changed the tv channel with pliers also.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2015 12:31 AM (qUNWi)

713 S&W is quite the company.

Good with making both quality guns *and* canned chili beans.

[/rimshot]

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:31 AM (ntObR)

714 'm old enough to have changed a tv channel by hand.
"


Dude, your like an old dude.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2015 12:29 AM (PFNm7)



by pliers is how real men changed channels

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 09, 2015 12:32 AM (vb33c)

715 Go ahead and get the Hello Kitty grip.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 09, 2015 12:29 AM (jR7Wy)


Careful or the MC at the MeetUp will have to slip something in the speech about you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:32 AM (GEICT)

716 You are right it was a Sunday. The being home from school is the only way I could imagine seeing something that was during the day.

If you can't take that explanation, then my work here is done.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 09, 2015 12:32 AM (r6yYr)

717 back to lurking....

Posted by: FCF at December 09, 2015 12:32 AM (kejii)

718 I am not a gun person...but I want to be.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2015 12:33 AM (Z/8dZ)

719 "Ok folks, gotta ask, what do you do with an old geezer (and i belong to
the club lol) who lets his dog piss on your baby tree every damn day?"

sprinkle that part of the lawn with fine black pepper, cayenne, etc...

one or two sniffs and the dog will never go on your lawn again.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 12:33 AM (7+yyM)

720 Eleven I was my old mans remote. Channels 2-5-11 eventually 26&38 came then I was really busy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:34 AM (qhUQl)

721 It is only a matter of time before any thread turns into a gun thread. Oh well! :-p

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:34 AM (c2krM)

722 All I remember about the Temple of Doom is the smart ass little jap kid and Kate Capshaw's screeching "Indy, Indy" every 5 minutes.

OH and the monkey brain scene.

Kali ma

Kali Ma

Kali MA!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 09, 2015 12:34 AM (Xo1Rt)

723
Did fish get the kitty taken care of?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 09, 2015 12:34 AM (qul7b)

724 Have you stopped wearing diapers, yet?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 12:27 AM (EzgxV)

I thought this was a safe space. You are microaggressin against me hard, brah.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:34 AM (AkOaV)

725 Syrians cannot wander in to Israel. They take border security very seriously. Allegedly Israel has given medical care to some rebels who were fighting Assad near Aleppo and got Injured. There is Isis in Gaza

Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2015 12:34 AM (zOTsN)

726 The wife is getting a S&W 642 Airweight for Christmas. She would also like a speed loader or two to go along with it. Recommendations? I'm not having much luck looking around online.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:30 AM (GEICT)

******

I have a SW 610, and HKS makes a speedloader I like for it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:35 AM (3rK8j)

727 The wife is getting a S&W 642 Airweight for Christmas. She would also like a speed loader or two to go along with it. Recommendations? I'm not having much luck looking around online.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:30 AM (GEICT)
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OMG that thing looks sweet. Now I want one.

Don't forget the bra holster!

http://thewellarmedwoman.com/flashbang-holster

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 09, 2015 12:35 AM (jR7Wy)

728 Fence off the tree, squirt gun, hose or shock collar

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:35 AM (gmP76)

729 sprinkle that part of the lawn with fine black pepper, cayenne, etc...

one or two sniffs and the dog will never go on your lawn again.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 12:33 AM (7+yyM)



Maybe. Way back when, we had a beagle. Kept digging out of the backyard and disappearing. Dad put about a pound of cayenne pepper in the spots she kept digging.

Crazy ass dog liked it. She was snorting and snotting all over, but licking the pepper up as fast as she could.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:35 AM (GEICT)

730
Cochran, HKS speedloaders. Haven't checked but they must have them for the 642, as they still make them for long out-of-production Colts. I prefer HKS (twist release) to the pressure-release of Safarilands.

Sources: Midway, Brownell's, many more.

Just check the product description for the 642-compatible one, or go to HKS's website to get the model #.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2015 12:35 AM (QDnY+)

731 I have HKS model 36A (I think) speed loaders for my 642. I also ordered some speed strips, for times when I wanted something flatter than the speed loaders. Check midwayusa dot Com .

Posted by: PabloD at December 09, 2015 12:36 AM (eOnMX)

732 Did fish get the kitty taken care of?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 09, 2015 12:34 AM (qul7b)



Shut Up, Wesley!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:36 AM (GEICT)

733 just did a bing search for "SW 642 Airweight speed loader" and got lots of hits for forum discussion on the subject, plus ads...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 12:36 AM (7+yyM)

734 >>>> Catholic university in DC has been put in lock down twice in one day, armed Muslim man wandering around both times. Of course they were told to shelter in place
Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2015 12:31 AM
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That's nearly a fake Catholic school. Very liberal though they have a few high points. This sounds bad.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2015 12:36 AM (FZxI4)

735 Careful or the MC at the MeetUp will have to slip something in the speech about you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:32 AM (GEICT)
---
I'm not skeered. I've got the kung fu grip!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 09, 2015 12:36 AM (jR7Wy)

736 My pup the R&W 1.5 yr old has decided to dig holes now. Aargh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:37 AM (vL/IL)

737 Found this site about defensive shooting.

REAL defensive shooting, not sight shooting. (cause in a close combat situation, you don't have time to line up your sights).

http://tinyurl.com/px8vufo

pointshootin.com

Lots of good stuff here I think.

Going to try it and a few variations; Applegate system of point shooting next time at the range.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 09, 2015 12:37 AM (Xo1Rt)

738 Careful. For some people that's not really an age dependent thing.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:28 AM (GEICT)

Oh hell, just had a flashback to a phone call I took from some parent concerned that their late teen/20 something son had a diaper fetish.

Which was still not as uncomfortable a conversation as the one with someone being charged with bestiality who brought his mom along. :/

My job has teh suck moments at times, oh yes.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 09, 2015 12:37 AM (Ojki1)

739 Thing about old Blighty. They cannot whip out a conceiled weapon. And long knives were outlawed too. So the only thing the unmanly-men have is cell-phone cameras. Pyjamma-boy would be proud.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 08, 2015 10:18 PM (1ijHg)


Thing is, perp was already engaged with one or two heroes. Any third party taking a hand would risk little at that point. Step up behind the perp, reach around his face and gouge out his eyeballs with your fingers. If that's too icky, just cup your hands, and box his ears, real hard. Two busted eardrums coming right up, and piercing pain for the perp. Or kick him in the balls if you can get a clear shot at 'em.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at December 09, 2015 12:37 AM (+y3Tj)

740 OMG that thing looks sweet. Now I want one.

Don't forget the bra holster!

http://thewellarmedwoman.com/flashbang-holster
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 09, 2015 12:35 AM (jR7Wy)



And I quote, "Bra holsters appear to be for women with tits that haven't been drained dry by two rug rats."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:37 AM (GEICT)

741 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 09, 2015 12:37 AM (Xo1Rt)

Yeah, I hear that was a thing back when people had to change the channel by hand.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:37 AM (AkOaV)

742 685 Not many remote controlled TVs in the early 60's. Three channels and when you wanted to change the channel you got up, walked to the television and turned the channel changer, turned around and walked back to your seat. Rinse and repeat if your shows were on different channels.
Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2015 12:19 AM (Cszmt)

****

This is why families used to have more kids. There was always one around to change the channel when dad hollered that way.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:26 AM (3rK8j)



I've changed the channel "chunk-chunk-chunk" on the big knob, then gotten it less fuzzy by turning the little knob.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 12:38 AM (EzgxV)

743 And I quote, "Bra holsters appear to be for women with tits that haven't been drained dry by two rug rats."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:37 AM (GEICT)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:38 AM (AkOaV)

744 716 You are right it was a Sunday. The being home from school is the only way I could imagine seeing something that was during the day.
If you can't take that explanation, then my work here is done.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 09, 2015 12:32 AM (r6yYr)



Nah, it's cool. I remember exactly where I was, and what I was doing when I heard the news. You know, one of those things. I also remember exactly where I was sitting, and even what I what I was wearing, when I learned that JFK had been shot. Lunchtime, on a bench at Hale Junior High (which no longer exists), San Diego, red checked flannel shirt.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:38 AM (oKE6c)

745 The decline in western birth rates is due strictly to the advent of remote controlled television.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 09, 2015 12:38 AM (Wckf4)

746 I've been to HKS. They don't list that particular brand. That's why I asked.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:39 AM (GEICT)

747 Just got a new hip a few weeks ago and have to sleep on my back. This is very difficult even in a rented hospital type bed. The urge to roll over on my side is strong tonight. Must. fight.the.urge or take a happy pill and drift off peacefully. Thinking, thinking...

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2015 12:39 AM (Cszmt)

748 pointshooting.com

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 09, 2015 12:39 AM (Xo1Rt)

749 i have tried the keep away spray, i want to hose the owner lol he has the nicest yard in the subdivision! tree is dead tho, i think he needs to help me dig it out

Posted by: FCF at December 09, 2015 12:39 AM (kejii)

750 @663


The Guinea Pig Club...,.



Courage is what comes after the moment.

http://tinyurl.com/gqqhs9b

Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 09, 2015 12:39 AM (5XLfr)

751 If I hadn't bought a shit load of appliances last weekend my trip to gander tonight might have had a gun purchase.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:39 AM (09Lhy)

752 Sure, I'm man enough to wear a bra holster. What of it?

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:40 AM (c2krM)

753 671 "So here she is. Can I have my deposit back now please?"

"The SUV we rented you is on fire"

"I made sure to refill the gas tank."

"The SUV we rented you is on fire"

"Uh, is there any problem with getting the money back today?"

"The SUV we rented you is on fire"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:23 AM (ntObR)



Just reminds me of the opening bit of the first Jackass movie. Rent a car, enter it in a demolition derby.

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2015 12:40 AM (zt+N6)

754 Just reminds me of the opening bit of the first Jackass movie. Rent a car, enter it in a demolition derby.
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2015 12:40 AM (zt+N6)

Heh, yeah.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:40 AM (AkOaV)

755 I was sick a lot as a child...even fooling the family doctor into thinking I had leukemia. Most of my home memories are 'sick' ones.

I pulled a Teddy Roosevelt as I matured and became very outdoors oriented and still am.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 09, 2015 12:41 AM (r6yYr)

756 I've changed the channel "chunk-chunk-chunk" on the big knob, then gotten it less fuzzy by turning the little knob.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 12:38 AM (EzgxV)

****

Yep. Bonus points for those who had to move the antenna around until reception was "just right!" and stand there until the show was over because your hand on the antenna increased reception.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:41 AM (3rK8j)

757 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:41 AM (3rK8j)

kind of like having to stand in the corner of the room to get enough cell reception to stream a youtube video?

(just trying to relate here)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:42 AM (AkOaV)

758 Assassination was on Thursday and it was a quiet Sunday morning they decided to transport him. I think I remember the hub-bub was what brought all the lookers around. Weird shit on a Sunday morning.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2015 12:09 AM (oMLi3)



Nope. JFK was assassinated on a Friday.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:42 AM (oKE6c)

759 Our tv's were always pretty old and the damn vertical hold was nearly impossible to get right. I don't miss that feature in the least.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 09, 2015 12:42 AM (r6yYr)

760 LOL BC!

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2015 12:42 AM (zyIlW)

761 I was sick a lot as a child...even fooling the family doctor into thinking I had leukemia. Most of my home memories are 'sick' ones.

I pulled a Teddy Roosevelt as I matured and became very outdoors oriented and still am.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 09, 2015 12:41 AM (r6yYr)


Wow you faked your white cell count? You truly are a master.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:42 AM (c2krM)

762 My father used to work on TV's and he still didn't have a color TV until after I left home.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 09, 2015 12:42 AM (Xo1Rt)

763 VHF and UHF dials were about as advanced as it got.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016

We had a VHF only TV with an outboard UHF converter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 09, 2015 12:24 AM (FkBIv)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUi926ses94

Posted by: The Political Hat's Playhouse at December 09, 2015 12:43 AM (vBeA5)

764 I think Jay is messing with your minds.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2015 12:43 AM (qUNWi)

765
Hmmm. Check of the HKS website does not produce a speedloader for the 642 - though that seems impossible.

Esp. since a quick web search turns up a few discussions of problems with HKS speedloaders and 642s (grips or other items can make certain speedloaders not "fit" a revolver).

BCochran if nobody comes up with the answer here you can contact either S ampersand W or HKS for the answer, and I suggest cruising the online forums (S W has one, others to search would be The High Road or your best FL forum).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2015 12:43 AM (QDnY+)

766 "The most awesome public safety fuckup around here still has to be when
Sum Ting Wong and Wi Tu Low flew their perfectly good Boeing 777 into
the seawall at one of the SFO runways"

Oh, and one of the most awesome snooze media calamities around here comes from the same incident.

Where a prankster called one of the local TV news stations, purporting to be from the NTSB, and gave them the list of now infamous flight crew names, and the idiotic hairdo news anchor actually read the names off live on the air.

http://blog.al.com/wire/2013/07/san_francisco_tv_station_repor.html

Posted by: torquewrench at December 09, 2015 12:44 AM (noWW6)

767 Hat, just recently got the movie on blu-ray. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:44 AM (ntObR)

768
Our tv's were always pretty old and the damn vertical hold was nearly impossible to get right. I don't miss that feature in the least.


Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 09, 2015 12:42 AM (r6yYr)

Come on it was cool! You got to see everyone's footware.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:44 AM (c2krM)

769 >>>> My father used to work on TV's and he still didn't have a color TV until after I left home.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 09, 2015
-------
You're father is Vic?

Hey, jk, Vic.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2015 12:44 AM (FZxI4)

770 Thanks Rhomboid

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:44 AM (GEICT)

771 Wow you faked your white cell count? You truly are a master.
Posted by: StrawMan

Juvenile mononeucleosis (sp?) will do that. I was one sick puppy, that is for certain.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 09, 2015 12:44 AM (r6yYr)

772 One of the fun things about that old Janis Joplin song "Mercedes-Benz" is how dated it is.

"Oh Lord, won't ya buy me a color TV..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:45 AM (ntObR)

773 kind of like having to stand in the corner of the room to get enough cell reception to stream a youtube video?

(just trying to relate here)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:42 AM (AkOaV)

****

Trying to relate the two scenarios would not end well. Imagine if you had to stand on one foot with your right hand on your head while the left held a cell phone antenna, back when they had them.

If you could imagine that, you would be kinda warm.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:45 AM (3rK8j)

774 ManWithNoParty:
that was up until you got to be creative with the aluminum foil, or weather permitting up on the roof to turn the antenna after a good storm

Posted by: FCF at December 09, 2015 12:45 AM (kejii)

775 welp, i obviously missed any of the disputes in the first place. I don't know what to think at this point.

but i hope things can be remedied quickly.

going to go to bed.
nite

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2015 12:45 AM (7Iwef)

776 Harry, yeah that's similar

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:45 AM (P4OkF)

777 764 I think Jay is messing with your minds.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2015 12:43 AM (qUNWi)



Nah, just old enough to have lived through and remembered all this shit.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:46 AM (oKE6c)

778 756
Remember when a channel knob would get old and start to slip thus making changing the channel impossible. The only immediate solution was to remove the knob and use a pair of pliers to grab the stem of the changer and turn so the channel changed. The good old days.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2015 12:46 AM (Cszmt)

779 Goodnight willow. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 09, 2015 12:46 AM (FZxI4)

780 Posted by: torquewrench at December 09, 2015 12:44 AM (noWW6)

Which was an awesome prank. I wish whoever did that would take credit, I'd love to put a face to that awesome piece of trolling.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:46 AM (AkOaV)

781 Off, sock.


Regarding LED flashlights. Yesterday, I bought two 12-LED headlamps with elastic harnesses, on sale at Princess Auto for $3.33 each CDN. (that's about $2 USD at the current rate of exchange, welp) They use 3 AAA batteries, not included. Bought batteries, too. Lights have 4 modes, low, medium, high, and strobe. But they work fine, although I have not used one in action, yet. I may buy a few more for Christmas gifts. They seem fairly substantial for a plastic-cased gadget.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2015 12:46 AM (+y3Tj)

782 Crap! I gotta get up in a few hours!

Later, gentle hordelings.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 09, 2015 12:47 AM (jR7Wy)

783 Horde, till next time.

Take care and have a good one.

Posted by: HillbillyKing at December 09, 2015 12:47 AM (5XLfr)

784 First tv i saw in color was the rose bowl parade

Posted by: FCF at December 09, 2015 12:47 AM (kejii)

785 #738 maybe they should have potty trained him at the usual time?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 12:47 AM (7+yyM)

786
http://blog.al.com/wire/2013/07/san_francisco_tv_station_repor.html

And she's all "The NTSB has confirmed that these are the names of the pilots aboard the crash" in her totes serial voice.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2015 12:47 AM (qUNWi)

787 If you could imagine that, you would be kinda warm.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:45 AM (3rK8j)

Sounds silly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:47 AM (AkOaV)

788 Hat, just recently got the movie on blu-ray. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:44 AM (ntObR)


Today, we teach hamsters how to fly!

Posted by: Pixy's Wild Kingdom at December 09, 2015 12:48 AM (vBeA5)

789 Bra holsters just seem like a bad idea in general because you've got the gun pointing at your mid section. I think thigh holsters would be a better bet, but you'd have to wear a skirt to conceal.

What's your wife's plan?

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2015 12:49 AM (Z/8dZ)

790 Wow you faked your white cell count? You truly are a master.
Posted by: StrawMan

Juvenile mononeucleosis (sp?) will do that. I was one sick puppy, that is for certain.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 09, 2015 12:44 AM (r6yYr)


Oh, so you weren't faking it. You were really sick. That's no good.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:49 AM (c2krM)

791
BCochran, here's a discussion from S W forum - apparently the speedloader for the Model 36 works (or, uh, doesn't?) for all J Frames including the 642.

I recommend contacting HKS and S W and perusing a few forum threads like this one:

http://tinyurl.com/n9ewpty

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2015 12:49 AM (QDnY+)

792
First color TV we got was July 1969, so we could watch the Apollo 11 landing. Which was in black and white.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 09, 2015 12:50 AM (qul7b)

793 I remember visiting my aunt in LA and she had like 18 channels swear to God.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2015 12:50 AM (qUNWi)

794 Night Horde. Try not to burn the place down.

And go listen to the new podcast! Link in nic!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 09, 2015 12:50 AM (GEICT)

795 I'm fretting because I haven't seen OG CELTIC AMERICAN today.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 12:50 AM (EzgxV)

796 Today, we teach hamsters how to fly!

Special Guest: Richard Gere.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:50 AM (ntObR)

797 784 First tv i saw in color was the rose bowl parade
Posted by: FCF at December 09, 2015 12:47 AM (kejii)/i]



First TV I saw in color was an episode of "Bonanza" (fuck you young punk if you don't remember this show). A neighbor bought the first color TV in the neighborhood, and invited us over to watch. Was it in color? That was the debate; the color was so shitty and washed out it wasn't immediately obvious that it WAS color.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:51 AM (oKE6c)

798 Remember when a channel knob would get old and start to slip thus making changing the channel impossible. The only immediate solution was to remove the knob and use a pair of pliers to grab the stem of the changer and turn so the channel changed. The good old days.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2015 12:46 AM (Cszmt)


Tuna, I know you are old, but we brought that up about 100 comments ago. :-)

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:51 AM (c2krM)

799 Sounds silly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:47 AM (AkOaV)

****

No sillier than watching people walking into inanimate objects today hecause they won't stop looking at their phones.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:52 AM (3rK8j)

800 First color TV we got was July 1969, so we could watch the Apollo 11 landing. Which was in black and white.


Seems like a bad plan. But, hey, you got a color tv out of it.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:52 AM (c2krM)

801 The first show I watched in color was Bonanza. My sisters and I were lined up in a row on the family room floor, eyes glued to the new TV.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2015 12:53 AM (Cszmt)

802 The age of a man can be judged by whether his kids have moved on and left him with an incontinent dog.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 09, 2015 12:53 AM (r6yYr)

803 No sillier than watching people walking into inanimate objects today hecause they won't stop looking at their phones.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:52 AM (3rK8j)

Or sitting on gym gear for 20 minutes while they dick around with their phones.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:53 AM (oKE6c)

804 anyone else remember being told not to sit too near the color TV so the radiation wouldn't hurt you?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 12:56 AM (7+yyM)

805 Or sitting on gym gear for 20 minutes while they dick around with their phones.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:53 AM (oKE6c)

*****

If I ever went to a gym, I may have related that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:56 AM (3rK8j)

806 If I ever went to a gym, I may have related that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:56 AM (3rK8j)

yeah, I got nothing on that one.

Sounds legit though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2015 12:56 AM (AkOaV)

807 @798 1st TV set I owned after moving out of parents home was that tv. I used a vice grip as it hung on to the shaft

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 12:56 AM (UiGnh)

808 my folks got a color TV in time for the Munich Olympics...

i 'member watching all the terror attack coverage.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 12:57 AM (7+yyM)

809 Or sitting on gym gear for 20 minutes while they dick around with their phones.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:53 AM (oKE6c)

*****

If I ever went to a gym, I may have related that.


Yeah, gyms are places that take your money for you not to show up.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:57 AM (c2krM)

810 ]Oh, and one of the most awesome snooze media calamities around here comes from the same incident.

Where
a prankster called one of the local TV news stations, purporting to be
from the NTSB, and gave them the list of now infamous flight crew names,
and the idiotic hairdo news anchor actually read the names off live on
the air.

http://blog.al.com/wire/2013/07/san_francisco_tv_station_repor.html



Posted by: torquewrench at December 09, 2015 12:44 AM (noWW6)

It was tragic, in that somebody actually died, but it was hilarious in that the on-air news retard failed to grasp that she'd been pwned.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:58 AM (oKE6c)

811 anyone else remember being told not to sit too near the color TV so the radiation wouldn't hurt you?
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 12:56 AM (7+yyM)

*****

Sure. With the early ones, you could watch a psychedelic color show on whatever was behind the TV from what was coming off of the set.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:58 AM (3rK8j)

812
Darn, Cochran's gone, but if he checks back here's the link for Safariland's speedloaders for J Frames:

http://tinyurl.com/pgeodubHowever I personally do not like these kind, you have to push down on the loader against the cylinder, it's less natural/easy than the HKS knob twist, and it's bad for the revolver (pushing down on the cylinder and the crane).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2015 12:58 AM (QDnY+)

813 "I used a vice grip as it hung on to the shaft"



huhuhuhuh uh huhuhuhuh uh huhuhuh....

Posted by: butthead at December 09, 2015 12:58 AM (EWg9n)

814 FWIW, I grew up adoring Michael Landon, still miss him lol and yes i am an ette

Posted by: FCF at December 09, 2015 12:59 AM (kejii)

815 If I ever went to a gym, I may have related that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:56 AM (3rK8j)



OK, I don't know the Jenny Craig or other weight loss equivalent, but you get the idea.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:59 AM (oKE6c)

816
Jay, where was Hale Junior High (which part of SD)?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2015 01:00 AM (QDnY+)

817 Was it in color? That was the debate; the color was so shitty and washed out it wasn't immediately obvious that it WAS color.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:51 AM (oKE6c)


Actually it was color all along. It's just the world back then was black and white.

Posted by: Calvin's Dad at December 09, 2015 01:00 AM (1D4Ef)

818 Yeah, gyms are places that take your money for you not to show up.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:57 AM (c2krM)

****

They don't get any of mine, but I agree with the premise.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 01:00 AM (3rK8j)

819 Super duper.

2 Afghan air force students have gone missing from Moody AFB.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 10:57 PM (Kqit+)


Anybody counted airplanes yet?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2015 01:00 AM (+y3Tj)

820 Watching Frontline's ISIS docu. They dump the bulk of blame for ISIS on Al-Maliki, but honest to gd, they dump the remainder right at Pres. Dumbfuck's feet.

I guess the MSM can't carry his water anymore without destroying the last threads of the media's credibility.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2015 01:01 AM (9YDUz)

821 OK, I don't know the Jenny Craig or other weight loss equivalent, but you get the idea.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:59 AM (oKE6c)

*****

I stay active in the outdoors, so I don't have to pay to go inside.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 01:02 AM (3rK8j)

822 Icelanders subscribing to the ancient Sumerian religion to opt out of Christianity is actually spot on since all of the religions, except for Christianity and Judaism sprung from that very first Sumerian religion and their five gods/goddesses. Jehovah was never one of them.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 09, 2015 01:03 AM (teYv/)

823 FCF

Glad for the 'ette claim. If not yikes you be a weird ron

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 01:03 AM (+oRxW)

824 804 anyone else remember being told not to sit too near the color TV so the radiation wouldn't hurt you?
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 12:56 AM (7+yyM)



Actually, that had a substantive (i.e., scientific) basis.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:03 AM (oKE6c)

825 Was it in color? That was the debate; the color was so shitty and washed out it wasn't immediately obvious that it WAS color.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 12:51 AM (oKE6c)

I remember my neighbors used to have their color cranked all the way up. What use is having a color tv if you weren't seeing it in full psychedelic goodness.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 01:03 AM (c2krM)

826 I guess the MSM can't carry his water anymore without destroying the last threads of the media's credibility.

All their threads of cred have been destroyed, they're just running on old people power at this point.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2015 01:04 AM (qUNWi)

827 Jay, where was Hale Junior High (which part of SD)?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2015 01:00 AM (QDnY+)



Kearney Mesa.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:04 AM (oKE6c)

828 weft-cut, OMG.

Frontline can be a pretty good program sometimes. I found fascinating the hour they did on the anthrax letters that arrived in DC and at NYC newsrooms post-9/11.

According to the show, the FBI never was able to *precisely* pin blame on their prime suspect, Bruce Ivins, who committed suicide during their investigation.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 01:05 AM (ntObR)

829 I didn't personally own a color tv until 1977.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 09, 2015 01:05 AM (Xo1Rt)

830 Yeah, gyms are places that take your money for you not to show up.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 12:57 AM (c2krM)



Yep, that's their idea, but I hose them: six days a week.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:06 AM (oKE6c)

831 *Chuckle* who says im not a weirdette?

Posted by: FCF at December 09, 2015 01:06 AM (kejii)

832 Just learned a new word.

Rhaphanidosis (Greek)

It means "shoving a horseradish root up an adulterer's ass".

The things you learn over at Cracked.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zp2hr57

Posted by: SMFH at December 09, 2015 01:08 AM (zyIlW)

833 Yep, that's their idea, but I hose them: six days a week.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:06 AM (oKE6c)

*****

Were I a member, I would be the guy that skewed the bell curve downward.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 01:08 AM (3rK8j)

834 I remember my neighbors used to have their color
cranked all the way up. What use is having a color tv if you weren't
seeing it in full psychedelic goodness.



Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 01:03 AM (c2krM)

In retrospect (I was just a kid at the time), I think the owners had screwed up the color adjustment on their set. But my impression was that the picture was essentially kind of purple and white, and instead of black and white, and so I was underwhelmed.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:08 AM (oKE6c)

835 Chuckle* who says im not a weirdette?


Isn't that Dave's wife?

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 01:08 AM (c2krM)

836 IIRC, the station got the names from a previously reliable source, who apparently thought the joke would be obvious.

no one got it, then, when they called the NTSB, an intern who answered the phone, and who apparently got the joke, "acted outside the scope of their duties" and confirmed the report as accurate.

the rest is history, as were several people involved in the fuckup.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 01:08 AM (7+yyM)

837 X-Ray tubes produce their beams from an electron beam aimed at a target anode that when struck by the electron beam produces X-Rays.

this effect could be produced by high powered tubes such as those used for color tv's.

So yeah they could zap your ass.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 09, 2015 01:09 AM (Xo1Rt)

838 ISIS just killed 5 Russian hostages.

Remember what the KGB did to Jihadis in Beirut in '82 when they did that?

Oh, for pics...

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 09, 2015 01:09 AM (qul7b)

839 Never underestimate the dumb in a dumb blonde or any newsreader that matter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 09, 2015 01:11 AM (Xo1Rt)

840 just thought about it, and, not counting computer monitors, i've never owned or purchased a color TV, just lived with people who did.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 01:11 AM (7+yyM)

841 In retrospect (I was just a kid at the time), I think the owners had screwed up the color adjustment on their set. But my impression was that the picture was essentially kind of purple and white, and instead of black and white, and so I was underwhelmed.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:08 AM (oKE6c)


Maybe the tint. Remember tint control? The people are green, now they are red...ohhh, just right.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 01:11 AM (c2krM)

842 ISIS just killed 5 Russian hostages.

Where'd they get the hostages?

Posted by: Methos at December 09, 2015 01:12 AM (ZbV+0)

843 798
My bad. I've been flipping to different websites all night. Haven't exactly followed the thread comment by comment. Regrettably, Trump is only topic of discussion on most. Very annoying. Think I shall take the happy pill I mentioned above and call it a night. Physical therapy was a bear today.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2015 01:12 AM (Cszmt)

844 Strawman, might be but its not me, and i didnt try to steo on any toes

Posted by: FCF at December 09, 2015 01:12 AM (kejii)

845 Remember what the KGB did to Jihadis in Beirut in '82 when they did that?


Oh, yes. You mean the one and only Russian diplomat ever to be kidnapped by the ragheads? The one whose relative was sent back to said ragheads in a series of FedEx boxes? That one?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:12 AM (oKE6c)

846 *whew*

I just sent out over 5 dozen email replies to people who volunteered to assist me with my beta test (From the open thread earlier tonight). I'm blown away by the response.

Morons are awesome.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 09, 2015 01:12 AM (N8hFs)

847 ISIS just killed 5 Russian hostages.

Remember what the KGB did to Jihadis in Beirut in '82 when they did that?

Oh, for pics...
Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 09, 2015 01:09 AM (qul7b)

***

Wow. They pissed off a Country and Leader that has proven they will kill people and wreck shit when engaged.

Winning!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 01:13 AM (3rK8j)

848 "nyone else remember being told not to sit too near the color TV so the radiation wouldn't hurt you?"

No, but I was told not to get too close to the microwave.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2015 01:13 AM (Z/8dZ)

849 err step

Posted by: FCF at December 09, 2015 01:13 AM (kejii)

850 Morons are awesome.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 09, 2015 01:12 AM (N8hFs)

******

Just saw it. You are most welcome. Thank you for all you do for us here.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 01:14 AM (3rK8j)

851 i've apparently upset a mob of the usual suspects on Twitter, for making disparaging comments about John Cussack's (SP?) foreign policy judgment.

apparently, because he's an actor, everything he says is supposed to be taken seriously, and i'm a troll because my avatar is a comic character.

it make take years of therapy for my feeling to recover from this trauma...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 01:16 AM (7+yyM)

852 Have had a head cold for the last couple days. Thankfully no pain and not much coughing, but oh for a bottomless Kleenex box.

Great chat tonight everyone. Thanks and see you tomorrow.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 01:16 AM (ntObR)

853 No, but I was told not to get too close to the microwave.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2015 01:13 AM (Z/8dZ)

Microwave ovens aren't a problem unless they leak microwaves (e.g., seals around the oven are no longer patent).
Color CRTs emitted significant ionizing radiation, and hence, the inverse square law being what it is, sitting near one exposed the viewer to a considerable amount of ionizing radiation.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:17 AM (oKE6c)

854 "I'm blown away by the response.
"

you took us seriously??? you're as gullible as the news announcers in Frisco.

;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 01:19 AM (7+yyM)

855 No, but I was told not to get too close to the microwave.

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2015 01:13 AM (Z/8dZ)
Microwave ovens aren't a problem unless they leak microwaves (e.g., seals around the oven are no longer patent).
Color CRTs emitted significant ionizing radiation, and hence, the inverse square law being what it is, sitting near one exposed the viewer to a considerable amount of ionizing radiation.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:17 AM (oKE6c)


It was a plot to kill us all by big TV. What? I'm not a kook!

Posted by: StrawMan at December 09, 2015 01:19 AM (c2krM)

856 Color CRTs emitted significant ionizing radiation, and hence, the
inverse square law being what it is, sitting near one exposed the viewer
to a considerable amount of ionizing radiation.

Er, does that apply to flatscreens/monitors?

Posted by: Methos at December 09, 2015 01:20 AM (ZbV+0)

857 See ya qdp. See you on Twitter?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 01:20 AM (+oRxW)

858 Yes!! But what breed? Be forewarned, it takes alot of work to get them trained depending on the breed and all of it falls on the adults, not the kids, to do the training.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 11:09 PM (2x3L+)


I got my mutt for my 10th birthday. My Mom set the rules, like no dogs on the furniture, but I trained Trixie. She was a sweet mutt who took to training quickly. She knew not to jump on the couch. But when we went out and came home, we could here the 'thump' of her jumping off the couch. She knew she shouldn't be on the couch, but I couldn't get angry or correct her because she didn't get caught.

The other thing about her was that for a long time, I though they had experimented on her because she did not bark. One time shortly after she arrived, I was feeding her and asked her to 'speak'. She barked once and I was stunned. I learned over time that she didn't like to waste time barking. When she barked, usually once, you paid attention. Sometimes it was the water bowl was empty, sometimes she had to go outside, and sometimes someone was walking in front of the house.

We had such trust in each other that I never had to have her on a leash except in very rare instances. She was friendly and would scam belly rubs from anybody. But when I said, 'Trixie, come here girl', she did, without delay, every time.

Kids can sometimes make better trainers than adults because they don't get so easily frustrated and angry at the dog. Plus, 'dog time' is much easier for kids than adults when it comes to training.

Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2015 01:22 AM (Lc+NQ)

859 858

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 01:24 AM (VROg+)

860 Icelanders subscribing to the ancient Sumerian religion to opt out of Christianity is actually spot on since all of the religions, except for Christianity and Judaism sprung from that very first Sumerian religion and their five gods/goddesses. Jehovah was never one of them.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 09, 2015 01:03 AM (teYv/)


ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: Quetzalcoatl at December 09, 2015 01:27 AM (vBeA5)

861 Er, does that apply to flatscreens/monitors?


Posted by: Methos at December 09, 2015 01:20 AM (ZbV+0)

No.Wilhelm Roentgen discovered that blasting electrons into various substrates generated X-rays. Yay, Wilhelm.The problem was that X-rays, as highly energetic emissions, damage biological tissues. (By, inter alia, generating oxygen free radicals, such as hydroxyl and hydroperoxyl radicals)
Flatscreens and liquid crystal displays are totally different, both in concept and risk exposure.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:27 AM (oKE6c)

862 Not exactly geniuses, were they?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 11:54 PM (AkOaV)


There ain't a lot of muslim Nobel laureates. Must be a reason for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2015 01:27 AM (+y3Tj)

863 Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2015 01:22 AM (Lc+NQ)


She sounds like a sweetie. I'm not sure who was more fortunate, you or she.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:29 AM (oKE6c)

864 "There ain't a lot of muslim Nobel laureates. Must be a reason for that."

racism by the selection committee.

to make up for it, Clock Boi will be this year's top awardee, marking the 2nd award to a moose slime, Barack Obola having been the 1st.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 01:31 AM (7+yyM)

865 I think the chemistry is kicking in, about time. Thanks for a good ONT Maet. Sorry to head to play ban hammer. You had a good ONT

See ya morons
Be we'll
MH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 09, 2015 01:32 AM (qhUQl)

866 Barky stubbornly refuses to remove his butt plug and unwind in the back of the limo. Barky say's there is no real threat from the Islamic State. He says it was a family affair. For example Enrique Marquez who bought the scary rifles for the killer couple is a relative of Farook's Family. There you have it. It's just a family affair. We can put this expensive FBI investigation to bed and be done with it. Just imagine it is a episode of Happy Days with Richie and the Fonzie trading guns for the fun. Then Fonzie jumps the shark and shoot's it to bits. The shark of the Jew guy. It's that simple. Case closed. Good evening.

Posted by: Barney F. at December 09, 2015 01:35 AM (FJH98)

867 856 Color CRTs emitted significant ionizing radiation, and hence, the
inverse square law being what it is, sitting near one exposed the viewer
to a considerable amount of ionizing radiation.

Er, does that apply to flatscreens/monitors?

Posted by: Methos at December 09, 2015 01:20 AM (ZbV+0)




Flatscreens are wildly safer than CRTs. A CRT is essentially an X-ray tube with a metal screen and phosphors inside. Hopefully, all the glowing is caught by the color dots, but if it misses, there's a thin spot, it's on too long, it's misaligned, or anything else -- you get an X-ray. An LCD flatscreen has fluorescent lighting behind it -- same kind as in the ceilings -- and filters for the pixels. An LED flatscreen has an LED field behind it.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 01:36 AM (EzgxV)

868 Night, friends.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 09, 2015 01:39 AM (ys2UW)

869 Hey Rhomboid I can answer that one.

Hale Ir. High is now Horizon Christian Fellowship, over at Clairemont Dr. and Balboa.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 09, 2015 01:46 AM (KG0mU)

870 Not many remote controlled TVs in the early 60's. Three channels and when you wanted to change the channel you got up, walked to the television and turned the channel changer, turned around and walked back to your seat. Rinse and repeat if your shows were on different channels.

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2015 12:19 AM (Cszmt)


Remotes existed, but only on high-end sets. Some of them were ultrasonic. TV had a microphone and amplifier that could distinguish between 3 ultrasonic tones, and close relays to effect a channel change or volume change, done by little electric motors that moved the same physical knobs used by people. The remote itself was a little plastic box with three metal bars, and keys that caused them to be struck by hammers, the bars being chimes tuned to the three ultrasonic tones. Press a key, and all you heard was "tunk". But the TV heard 42,400 kHz, or whatever.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2015 01:46 AM (+y3Tj)

871 and Rhomboid, I want to visit your museum sometime!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 09, 2015 01:47 AM (KG0mU)

872 ha-HA.. i helped piss off a local politician tonight, forcing him into doing something he didn't want to do... his j*b.

which makes it a good day.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 01:48 AM (7+yyM)

873 Alberta Oil Peon, you could jingle your keys and the ultrasonics would change channel.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 09, 2015 01:49 AM (KG0mU)

874 872 ha-HA.. i helped piss off a local politician tonight, forcing him into doing something he didn't want to do... his j*b.

which makes it a good day.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 01:48 AM (7+yyM)




Tell, tell -- sounds like fun.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 01:50 AM (EzgxV)

875 think i'll go to bed...

maybe tonight i'll actually get some sleep.

yeah, who am i kidding?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 01:52 AM (7+yyM)

876
JohnnyBoy, thanks (and Jay too) for that info. Must have driven by that spot, just don't remember a school.

J-Boy, museum is free and waiting for you. And don't forget the fairly unknown museum down at MCRD - also free. Recruits spend a certain amount of time there getting Corps history. Go ona Friday, watch a recruit graduation then hit the museum. Pretty cool combination.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2015 01:53 AM (QDnY+)

877 .....and for one of those feel-good stories the MSM tends to downplay -- http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/12/08 /alligator-eats-florida-burglary -suspect-hiding-from-cops/

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 01:57 AM (EzgxV)

878 for OPSEC i don't wanna give gory details.

politically connected guy snuck through approval for a $$$ project, with bare minimum publicity. (actually less than required, but they lie a lot)

the serfs rose up and have caused additional reviews, to include moar hearings.

the hack claimed there was no requirement to bulk e-mail the citizenry. i handed over chapter and verse to another rabble rouser as to why they were required to.

got that e-mail about 30 minutes later. his puppet master will NOT be pleased.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 01:57 AM (7+yyM)

879 I didn't know about the MCRD museum - will have to see it.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 09, 2015 01:58 AM (KG0mU)

880 "you can go to Clairemont,
Or you can go to Hale."

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 09, 2015 02:00 AM (KG0mU)

881 Special Guest: Richard Gere.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2015 12:50 AM (ntObR)


Well, he was able to train them in spelunking, so he obviously has the necessary rapport....

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2015 02:00 AM (+y3Tj)

882 878 for OPSEC i don't wanna give gory details.

politically connected guy snuck through approval for a $$$ project, with bare minimum publicity. (actually less than required, but they lie a lot)

the serfs rose up and have caused additional reviews, to include moar hearings.

the hack claimed there was no requirement to bulk e-mail the citizenry. i handed over chapter and verse to another rabble rouser as to why they were required to.

got that e-mail about 30 minutes later. his puppet master will NOT be pleased.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2015 01:57 AM (7+yyM)




Applause, applause!!!! Scores with Alinsky rule #4!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 02:00 AM (EzgxV)

883 Is AoSHq still up?

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2015 02:03 AM (k0xxN)

884 Tonight's post brought to you by the 1960s-era CIA rectal escape kit:

Believe it or not, that is nothing new: such rectum-capsules hiding escape tools date back to the 19th century!

In the original book version of "Papillon" (a detail that was left out of the Steve McQueen version, I believe) the prisoners in the Devil's Island prison introduced the Papillon character to a device called a "plan," which is not a "plan" like in the English phrase "plan to escape" but rather is the French word plan, which is pronounced all Frenchified with a silent nasaly "n," and is the inmate slang for handcrafted hollow tubes they insert up their butts to hide contraband during the frequent cell inspections. Apparently they were a longstanding tradition at Devil's Island. Some inmates hid drugs up there, other hid weapons, but some hid escape tools -- just as in the CIA photo. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the CIA got the idea from the Devil's Island plans.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2015 02:03 AM (jBuUi)

885 Don't be too impressed with Richard Gere. He used a gerbil tube and peanut butter to lure the poor creature in.
Don't ask me how I know!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 09, 2015 02:04 AM (KG0mU)

886 Well lookee here:

http://www.donrearic.com/plandevasion.html

The "Escape Suppository" as it has come to be known also has other names.

"Plan"

"Plan d'Evasion"

"Charger"

"Rectal Concealment"

The term "Charger" is apparently British slang for a "Plan." In a copy of Henri Charriere's "Banco" which was printed in Britain, the word "Plan" is replaced with "Charger." This was also the term used in the movie, "Man on Fire" for a plastic rectal concealment.

The information in this article was obtained from the following sources: Keith Melton's books "CIA Weapons & Equipment" and "The Ultimate Spy." The CIA description of suppository and "rectal" tool kit from those books, the writings of Henri Charriere and Rene Belbenoit, both survivors and escapees from French Guiana...."

Yep.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2015 02:06 AM (jBuUi)

887 zombie, for some reason your post reminded me of the movie "King Rat."
In it, the Brits would say "work it" to others when they were pissed off at them or whatever.
It is short for "work it up your a**"
For some reason I thought that was just hilarious.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 09, 2015 02:07 AM (KG0mU)

888 Saul Alinsky died in Carmel, California, on June 12, 1972. He's buried in Chicago, however, so it'd have to be more than a day trip to piss on his grave.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 02:07 AM (EzgxV)

889 X-Ray tubes produce their beams from an electron beam aimed at a target anode that when struck by the electron beam produces X-Rays.

this effect could be produced by high powered tubes such as those used for color tv's.

So yeah they could zap your ass.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 09, 2015 01:09 AM (Xo1Rt)


Yeah. It wasn't just bullshit. The entire HV cage of the old tube-type color TVs was placarded with warnings about X-ray hazard, especially if you ran the set with the cover off the HV cage, as one might while doing service on it. You had 25000 volts or more accelerating electrons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2015 02:08 AM (+y3Tj)

890 And with an accent
"Whuk it"

hahahahahahah

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 09, 2015 02:08 AM (KG0mU)

891 I guess you had to see it

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 09, 2015 02:10 AM (KG0mU)

892 Having read the ONT thread from yesterday, it seems to me that calling Islam a normal religion like Episcopalianism is Panglossian at best.
Read the Quran and, in particular, the Hadiths. I have, and it's very eye-opening.

There needs to be a serious look at minimizing Islamic immigration, especially from the Middle East and North African nations.
Having read Ace's tweets today, I believe he is generally on board with some kind of a version of that.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 09, 2015 02:10 AM (waYX6)

893 "Rene Belbenoit wrote extensively about the Plan and Plan d'evasion in his excellent book, "Dry Guillotine." Belbenoit makes a clear distinction between a "Plan" and a "Plan d'evasion."

Both containers, suppositories, were the same type of rectal concealment, the contents differed. A simple "Plan" carried money, jewels like pearls and diamonds, or other, small, contraband items.

The "Plan d'evasion," on the other hand, usually contained a key for regulation handcuffs used in French Guiana, small screwdriver and a small saw - escape tools."

The more you read, the more you learn!

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2015 02:11 AM (jBuUi)

894 884 Tonight's post brought to you by the 1960s-era CIA rectal escape kit:

Believe it or not, that is nothing new: such rectum-capsules hiding escape tools date back to the 19th century!

In the original book version of "Papillon" (a detail that was left out of the Steve McQueen version, I believe) the prisoners in the Devil's Island prison introduced the Papillon character to a device called a "plan," which is not a "plan" like in the English phrase "plan to escape" but rather is the French word plan, which is pronounced all Frenchified with a silent nasaly "n," and is the inmate slang for handcrafted hollow tubes they insert up their butts to hide contraband during the frequent cell inspections. Apparently they were a longstanding tradition at Devil's Island. Some inmates hid drugs up there, other hid weapons, but some hid escape tools -- just as in the CIA photo. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the CIA got the idea from the Devil's Island plans.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2015 02:03 AM (jBuUi)



Believe me, every time I heard Baldrick say "a cunning plan", I remembered Papillon.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 02:11 AM (EzgxV)

895 Flatscreens and liquid crystal displays are totally different, both in concept and risk exposure.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:27 AM (oKE6c)


Yeah, they just make you stupid if you watch them too long. Unless you are viewing AOSHQ, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2015 02:12 AM (+y3Tj)

896 891 I guess you had to see it
Posted by: JohnnyBoy


I grok the humor, just from your description! Something's always funny about the way the British swear and insult.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2015 02:13 AM (jBuUi)

897 895 Flatscreens and liquid crystal displays are totally different, both in concept and risk exposure.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:27 AM (oKE6c)


Yeah, they just make you stupid if you watch them too long. Unless you are viewing AOSHQ, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2015 02:12 AM (+y3Tj)




Then they just make you a Moron....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 02:13 AM (EzgxV)

898 Best medical academic journal article ever:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC80584/

An unexpected benefit of pre-emptive rectal analgesic administration: the “key” to postoperative analgesia

Joel L. Parlow

Abstract
ANALGESIC AND ANTI-INFLAMMATORY DRUGS are frequently administered intraoperatively by the rectal route to provide pre-emptive postoperative analgesia. We report the case of an inmate of a federal penitentiary who underwent orthopedic surgery in a public hospital. After induction of general anesthesia, indomethacin and acetaminophen were administered rectally. This led to the incidental discovery of a handcuff key hidden in the rectum and, thereby, the prevention of a planned escape. A review of data regarding escapes by prisoners from public hospitals is provided, as well as a description of cases of patients presenting with foreign rectal objects. A number of benefits have been described for the use of pre-emptive analgesia. This is the first reported description of an incidental benefit: the prevention of a planned escape by a prison inmate."

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2015 02:18 AM (jBuUi)

899 Then they just make you a Moron....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 02:13 AM (EzgxV)


But I have been led to believe that's a good thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2015 02:18 AM (+y3Tj)

900 898 Best medical academic journal article ever:

Hold on -- I retract that claim. Here is a worthy competitor:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/492002/

A long standing, much travelled rectal foreign body.

Buzzard AJ, Waxman BP.
Abstract
A case is reported of a plastic vibrator which was successfully removed from a 64-year-old male after having been resident in his rectum for a period of six months, during which time the patient endured a world trip, making it the longest standing, most travelled foreign body introduced into the rectum yet reported.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2015 02:22 AM (jBuUi)

901 Heh, zombie.


What would have been really funny would be to have replaced the handcuff key with a subway token or a toenail clipper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2015 02:22 AM (+y3Tj)

902 Saul Alinsky died in Carmel, California, on June 12, 1972. He's buried in Chicago, however, so it'd have to be more than a day trip to piss on his grave.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 02:07 AM (EzgxV)

****

I live in GA and am originally from there. I will make sure to stop by after a big cuppa coffee when in the area.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 02:22 AM (3rK8j)

903 Saul Alinsky died in Carmel, California, on June 12, 1972. He's buried in Chicago, however, so it'd have to be more than a day trip to piss on his grave.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 02:07 AM (EzgxV)


To properly "honor" his grave would require a bean burrito bender the previous night...

Posted by: Pull my finger... at December 09, 2015 02:23 AM (vBeA5)

904 900 898 Best medical academic journal article ever:

Hold on -- I retract that claim. Here is a worthy competitor:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/492002/

A long standing, much travelled rectal foreign body.

Buzzard AJ, Waxman BP.
Abstract
A case is reported of a plastic vibrator which was successfully removed from a 64-year-old male after having been resident in his rectum for a period of six months, during which time the patient endured a world trip, making it the longest standing, most travelled foreign body introduced into the rectum yet reported.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2015 02:22 AM (jBuUi)




You need to be careful with those retractions -- you never know what can come out of them.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 02:23 AM (EzgxV)

905 A case is reported of a plastic vibrator which was successfully removed from a 64-year-old male after having been resident in his rectum for a period of six months, during which time the patient endured a world trip, making it the longest standing, most travelled foreign body introduced into the rectum yet reported.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2015 02:22 AM (jBuUi)


He was OK with it there until the battery began to leak, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2015 02:24 AM (+y3Tj)

906 zombie you are so funny! I'm glad you hang out here. To me, you are a celebrity (but in a good way).

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 09, 2015 02:26 AM (KG0mU)

907 Most bears haven't raped people. We need to allow unlimited numbers of bears into our neighborhoods. Anything less would be bigotry and Naziism. Bears are sweet like Fozzie or Yogi or Teddy. They are no more frightening than Catholics or Mormons. They do not attack abortion clinics, but merely shit peaceably in the woods.
They are not all violent assholes like Paddington.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at December 09, 2015 02:28 AM (ir6L4)

908 Man, there is a huge literature on this topic:

"An unusual foreign body in the rectum--a baseball: report of a case.
McDonald MP, Rosenthal D.
PMID: 832561"

"Homicide by rectal insertion of a walking stick.
Ikeda N1, Hulewicz B, Knight B, Suzuki T.
Author information

Abstract
A 75-year-old disabled man was killed by a homosexual mental patient by the rectal insertion of a walking stick. ..."

"Removal of 100-watt electric bulb from rectum.
Diwan VS.
PMID: 7137678"

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2015 02:28 AM (jBuUi)

909 903 Saul Alinsky died in Carmel, California, on June 12, 1972. He's buried in Chicago, however, so it'd have to be more than a day trip to piss on his grave.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 02:07 AM (EzgxV)

To properly "honor" his grave would require a bean burrito bender the previous night...

Posted by: Pull my finger... at December 09, 2015 02:23 AM (vBeA5)



Got me thinking.....Gramsci's ashes are buried in Rome. Marcuse's ashes are buried in Berlin (he's got a grandson teaching at the University of Casual Sun-Bathing).....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 02:32 AM (EzgxV)

910 As usual, got a bunch of stuff to do tomorrow in anticipation of rain. Supposed to rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock on Thursday.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 02:48 AM (EzgxV)

911 No sillier than watching people walking into inanimate objects today hecause they won't stop looking at their phones.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 12:52 AM (3rK8j)


Inanimate objects? I've had Oblivions walking down the street playing with their hand-held toys walking right towards me. I stop. They walk into me, then get insulted that I didn't move for them. My response? 'If you can't walk and play with your electronic hand-held toy at the same time, put the electronic toy away.' That pisses 'em off even more. It's great to be old and not give a fuck.

Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2015 02:49 AM (Lc+NQ)

912
BRING BACK SOOTH!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 03:01 AM (iQIUe)

913 Hmmmm.....I'm not even overclocking the Pi I'm looking at, and it's 67 deg C.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 03:07 AM (EzgxV)

914 "BRING BACK SOOTH!"

???

Soothsayer get banned?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 03:10 AM (WVsWD)

915

Cth:

You might want to update your car soon ... maybe to a 2006-2012 model ... i.e., just before this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-
switch/wp/2015/12/07/this-smart-car-seems-to-have-
tattled-on-its-driver/

(copy URL to notepad, remove CRs)



Posted by: Arbalest at December 09, 2015 03:11 AM (FlRtG)

916
Another banning or two and maybe I'll get the call up from the Lurker League!

Was introduced to the Terrier breeds about 10 years ago. Great dogs, and don't eat much. Vet bills just as high as any, though.

I love my Olight S30R flashlights (iirc, introduced here); rechargeable, 1000 lumens, small, adjustable from 1 to 1000 lumens...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 09, 2015 03:13 AM (4DCSq)

917 915

Cth:

You might want to update your car soon ... maybe to a 2006-2012 model ... i.e., just before this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-
switch/wp/2015/12/07/this-smart-car-seems-to-have-
tattled-on-its-driver/

(copy URL to notepad, remove CRs)



Posted by: Arbalest at December 09, 2015 03:11 AM (FlRtG)




Looks to me like another reason why I should endeavour to run this car forever.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 03:17 AM (EzgxV)

918 What Kind of Person is Sad About So Few Rapes on College Campuses?

That photo doesn't link to anything, but it's driving me crazy.

I've seen her somewhere before.

I would say "I'd hit it", but she would probably have me castrated.

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2015 03:18 AM (sdi6R)

919 Night all.

Here is "Steady Breakdown" by Kylesa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiDl-CeNgGY

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 09, 2015 03:18 AM (vBeA5)

920 She sounds like a sweetie. I'm not sure who was more fortunate, you or she.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2015 01:29 AM (oKE6c)


We both won. She got a home and I got a life experience. The stories I could tell, like the time my Mom took my Patrol camping one weekend and Trixie came along, having free rein the entire weekend and never getting into trouble. She was always up for an adventure. Funny thing was, she hated the water, oceans, rivers, baths, you name it. But she love submarining through deep snow (and since Trixie was barely two feet high, any snow was deep to her).

To this day, I don't think my extended family ever appreciated how polite and quiet she was. She wouldn't go into a house and start jumping on the furniture. She'd come in, sniff and say 'Hi!', maybe by jumping on one's leg, get a head scratch. Then she'd find a comfortable place to lay and be a part of the room/group. She liked being around her pack and soaked it in, never causing a ruckus. She even won over my Mom's Mom, who had cats on the farm who were not pets, and whose dog was never allowed into the house. Trixie broke that rule all by her lonesome, walking in with us on her first trip there. Grandma was like, 'Uh, . . . ' I told Grandma Trixie was a house dog, eventually winning over Grandma, showing what a sweetie Trixie was.

One time, when the grandkid rugrats were visiting, there was a growl and a nip (the only time it ever happened), then a child screaming/crying 'Trixie bit me!' The first words out of everybody's mouths toward the two-year-old was 'What did you do to the dog?'

Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2015 03:21 AM (Lc+NQ)

921 914 "BRING BACK SOOTH!"

???

Soothsayer get banned?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 03:10 AM (WVsWD)



Yup. I think he's been around longer than I have. Snark, warn, snark, boom. I don't see any major obstacles to reinstatement after a proper period of reflection and a petition, though. It'll grow hair on his chest.




Still missing arhooley -- not the sort to provide contrition and hair wouldn't improve her chest. I miss her.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 03:22 AM (EzgxV)

922 The heat on this Pi is up to 86.4 degrees C. I'm about to swap the computer out and see what happens.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 03:31 AM (EzgxV)

923 RickZ:

Your fried rice recipe is literally driving me insane.

You posted it on another site in 2011 and I printed it out.

I've made it about four times since then. It's too much work and too much cleanup.

But it's soooo good.

I have been meaning to make it for about a month now, but I can't overcome the inertia. It's a very intimidating recipe. I've already bought and thrown out ingredients, and bought more.

You should post it on the Sunday afternoon food thread.

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2015 03:37 AM (sdi6R)

924 'still missing......."

They come. They go. After that, I got nothing.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 03:48 AM (WVsWD)

925 Well, this one went up to 37.9, held at 37.9, and is down to 36.9 after I'm back from seeing a man about a dog.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 03:48 AM (EzgxV)

926 that red headed thing in the pic that you might have seen before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wuoytL8S7c

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 03:51 AM (WVsWD)

927 Sooth did nothing bannable so there is nothing to reflect on.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 03:54 AM (iQIUe)

928 That photo doesn't link to anything, but it's driving me crazy.

I've seen her somewhere before.

I would say "I'd hit it", but she would probably have me castrated.

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2015 03:18 AM (sdi6R)


Isn't she the one in a short video who went off on a man, using all the feminazi code words? I seem to remember her hair.

Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2015 03:57 AM (Lc+NQ)

929 Finally awake enough to notice the post count. Everybody get chatting after yesterdays close down.

Always known Soothie to be a bit crazy but say anything down right mean or hateful? You would have to provide the evidence of that.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 03:58 AM (WVsWD)

930 926 that red headed thing in the pic that you might have seen before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wuoytL8S7c
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 03:51 AM (WVsWD)



That is fucking hilarious.










I still think she's kinda cute.

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2015 03:59 AM (sdi6R)

931 What a lousy night.
Looks like everything is back to normal
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2015 03:59 AM (k0xxN)

932 Another by "big red"

Seems to be a small youtube industry involving her works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH_ZryBfCtU

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 04:01 AM (WVsWD)

933 She has "STFU" down real good. Anything else? Not so much.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 04:02 AM (WVsWD)

934 Your fried rice recipe is literally driving me insane.

You posted it on another site in 2011 and I printed it out.

I've made it about four times since then. It's too much work and too much cleanup.

But it's soooo good.

I have been meaning to make it for about a month now, but I can't overcome the inertia. It's a very intimidating recipe. I've already bought and thrown out ingredients, and bought more.

You should post it on the Sunday afternoon food thread.

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2015 03:37 AM (sdi6R)


Well, thanks. I'll have to see if I can find the recipe (or write it down again). Funny how homemade Chinese isn't difficult to make and sure tastes a heck of a lot better. Plus you get more leftovers.

My favorite Chinese dish I created from a Chinese takeout place is Chicken with Peanuts. Pieces of chicken breast rolled in seasoned flour (with a little cornstarch added), left on a rack for about 15 minutes to get tacky, then dipped in the flour again before shallow frying. Drain while making the rest of the dish, including diced carrots, fresh shelled peanuts, sliced celery and whole water chestnuts cut into quarters. A sauce of soy/teri yaki/whatever floats your boat. So much better than the take out version, with plenty of leftovers.

Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2015 04:07 AM (Lc+NQ)

935

6th story down at Weasel Zippers (I assume the cartoon cover is real).

The NY Daily News seems to have completely lost it's shit over Trump.

It looks like the Left is really melting-down.

I expect Trump to sue if this cover is real.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 09, 2015 04:10 AM (FlRtG)

936 Is that the cartoon where Trump is decapitating lady liberty? Yep, tacky. What they dont realize is that they are highlighting what the people they want to have entry in this country do. We've had only a few beheadings so far in this country but they've been doing it in europe, espeically the UK, and they still havent got sufficiently outraged. After Rigby was decapitated on the london street, they went immediately into islamophobia mode and began arresting people for speaking out - not terrorists.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 04:15 AM (iQIUe)

937 "Has Trump gone too far?" Murdoch Tweeted. "Regardless, public is obsessed on radical Muslim dangers, Complete refugee pause to fix vetting makes sense."

=============
I wouldnt call not wanting murderers in this country an obsession. Or people who do not respect what we hold dear. I hate these rich shits who are insulated from everything. Murdoch owns the DM who has been shilling for Hillary and against Trump to the point of nausea.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 04:25 AM (iQIUe)

938 I wouldnt call not wanting murderers in this country
an obsession. Or people who do not respect what we hold dear. I hate
these rich shits who are insulated from everything. Murdoch owns the DM
who has been shilling for Hillary and against Trump to the point of
nausea.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 04:25 AM (iQIUe)


I feel like I'm in the mirror universe when I see the way our "leadership" is reacting to everything lately. Trump's the only one who's even close to making sense. The rest are like they're deliberately picking the absolute most stupid, suicidal things we could do and running with them.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 09, 2015 04:29 AM (J+mig)

939 Or maybe I'm from the mirror universe where people are coldly rational about preserving life and liberty, and everyone here's a granola-eating, sandal-wearing, tree-hugging polyanna variety of fascist.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 09, 2015 04:30 AM (J+mig)

940 938 I wouldnt call not wanting murderers in this country
an obsession. Or people who do not respect what we hold dear. I hate
these rich shits who are insulated from everything. Murdoch owns the DM
who has been shilling for Hillary and against Trump to the point of
nausea.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 04:25 AM (iQIUe)


I feel like I'm in the mirror universe when I see the way our "leadership" is reacting to everything lately. Trump's the only one who's even close to making sense. The rest are like they're deliberately picking the absolute most stupid, suicidal things we could do and running with them.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 09, 2015 04:29 AM (J+mig)




Well put. Trump is applying a sledgehammer to the Overton Window.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 04:31 AM (EzgxV)

941 Well put. Trump is applying a sledgehammer to the Overton Window.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 04:31 AM (EzgxV)


It's nice to not see it constantly lurching further Left for a change.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 09, 2015 04:35 AM (J+mig)

942
Russia CRUSHES hundreds of ISIS targets in just THREE DAYS and unleashes 2,000 bombs

RUSSIA has crushed more than 600 Islamic State targets in just three days in the latest series of bombardments against the evil terror group.

http://goo.gl/vU8w30

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 04:45 AM (iQIUe)

943 938
I feel like I'm in the mirror universe when I see the way our "leadership" is reacting to everything lately. Trump's the only one who's even close to making sense. The rest are like they're deliberately picking the absolute most stupid, suicidal things we could do and running with them.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 09, 2015 04:29 AM (J+mig)



That needs to be emblazoned on billboards from coast to coast.

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2015 04:48 AM (sdi6R)

944 Russia isn't playing around like Obama was. Obama just wanted a dog pony show to make it look like he was doing something. Putin's people are out for blood.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 09, 2015 04:49 AM (J+mig)

945 Every country that has been over run by muzzie immigration is the shits:

UK
Belgium
Scandis
France
Germany
Greece?
Italy?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 04:49 AM (iQIUe)

946 Is South America taking in refugees?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 04:50 AM (iQIUe)

947 The MSM made a big deal that civilians were killed in one of Putins raids. Sorry, but it is a war. If you are going to conduct a war in the middle of a civilian pop, then their deaths are on you, i.e., the jihadis. Not sure why the MSM never misses an opportunity to shill for terrorists.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 04:54 AM (iQIUe)

948 Not sure why the MSM never misses an opportunity to shill for terrorists.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

Because they are on the left and thus tend to favor terrorist groups and lean against nation states.

Because they are dem operatives with bylines and dumping on Putin may make JEF look better.

Because they are leftists and look askance at the use of force. Except when they or someone they like is applying force.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 09, 2015 04:57 AM (326rv)

949 "Is South America taking in refugees?"

Can't remember which Country it is but one did take a few in. The number wasn't very big and IIRC they are starting to send some back to the ME.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 04:58 AM (WVsWD)

950 Uruguay maybe?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 05:00 AM (WVsWD)

951 947
Not sure why the MSM never misses an opportunity to shill for terrorists.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 04:54 AM (iQIUe)


Just spitballing here, but terrorist atrocities are great for ratings.

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2015 05:00 AM (sdi6R)

952 >>> they are on the left and thus tend to favor terrorist groups and lean against nation staTed

They lean in favor of the state on domestic issues, boy howdy.

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2015 05:05 AM (AfsKp)

953 Media accused of ignoring Muslims' peace march in London because it was not "juicy" enough.

https://goo.gl/oqRiVk

Look at the photo - its not a peace march, it's a whining march.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 05:07 AM (iQIUe)

954 Just spitballing here, but terrorist atrocities are great for ratings.

Posted by: rickl at December 09, 2015 05:00 AM (sdi6R)


Getting the media to call something like what happened in Paris an 'atrocity' is of the same difficulty as having Obozo use the words 'Islamic terrorists'. What these terrorists do, according to our media betters, is a 'tragedy', as if some earthquake or flood killed everybody. I guess the word 'atrocity' is just too judgmental.

Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2015 05:11 AM (Lc+NQ)

955
MUSLIMS OUT!

SOOTH IN!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 05:12 AM (iQIUe)

956 SOOTH IN!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

Uh oh. Did we lose sooth?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 09, 2015 05:18 AM (326rv)

957 My favorite Chinese dish I created from a Chinese takeout place is Chicken with Peanuts.

Never attempted to make it, but Peanut Chicken from the Chinese Food places around here is teh fucking awesome.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 09, 2015 05:24 AM (WWdgA)

958 "Look at the photo - its not a peace march, it's a whining march. "

muslim have a "peace march" One sign says "islam promotes human rights"

The foto shows a distinct lack of women and children "marchers".

Why?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 05:25 AM (WVsWD)

959 "Uh oh. Did we lose sooth"

Apparently Soothy has been banned.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 05:28 AM (WVsWD)

960 muslim have a "peace march" One sign says "islam promotes human rights"

That's so ridiculous, you have to be 7th Century to believe it.

Or, a LIbEral.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 09, 2015 05:29 AM (WWdgA)

961 "Uh oh. Did we lose sooth"

Apparently Soothy has been banned.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016

Did he try asking Mary Cloggenstein out on a a date?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 09, 2015 05:33 AM (326rv)

962 "Did he try asking Mary Cloggenstein out on a a date?"

I do believe the suggestion was a threeome with Mary and Susan Olivia.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 05:35 AM (WVsWD)

963 I can't believe how many Catholics are jumping on the anti-Trump pro-Muslim bandwagon. I am Catholic myself, and to see so many of my friends posting about it is mind-boggling.

One of my friends posted that she is for entirely open borders.

The "conservative" politicians in my area have been pro-illegal immigrant, and the democratic blue bloods are the ones saying, "No more in our town. Jobs should go to our own citizens. Our town is more dangerous with all the illegals."

What in this world is happening?

Posted by: TickledPink at December 09, 2015 05:38 AM (F5hTl)

964 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2015 05:44 AM (ptqRm)

965 S'up, VIA?

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2015 05:46 AM (AfsKp)

966 Who has the b'more update?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 05:52 AM (WVsWD)

967 So. You guys didn't piss Maet off this morning?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 09, 2015 05:53 AM (Xo1Rt)

968 "S'up, VIA?"


Reading the comments on the local news sites concerning the Towson Md liquor store owner capping the wannabe robber, and the robber going toes-up on the sidewalk.

Not a lot of local sympathy for the dear departed.


If I had not been working late, we would have been dining across the street from the shooting at exactly the time of the shooting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2015 05:56 AM (ptqRm)

969 So. You guys didn't piss Maet off this morning?

I am disappoint.

Posted by: fluffy, what wants to hear Yoko Ono at December 09, 2015 05:57 AM (AfsKp)

970 B'More is holding at 322 for the second day.

353 is the historical all time high for murders in the history of the city.

So, we have a goal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2015 05:57 AM (ptqRm)

971 "353 is the historical all time high for murders in the history of the city."

I'm sticking with 354. New Years Eve always brings the best in gangland violence.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 05:59 AM (WVsWD)

972 Not to mention drunken Family squabbles and bar room brawls.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 06:00 AM (WVsWD)

973 B'More is holding at 322 for the second day.

353 is the historical all time high for murders in the history of the city.

So, we have a goal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2015 05:57 AM (ptqRm)


Once somebody doesn't get what they want for Christmas, but rather someone else got what they wanted, I sure the 'gimme dat' murders will jump. So hold out hope for the week after Christmas.

Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2015 06:00 AM (Lc+NQ)

974 When I see kids with teddy bears, it sends me into shock because of my traumatic memories. Can I sue them for microaggression?

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at December 09, 2015 06:00 AM (ir6L4)

975 Once somebody doesn't get what they want for Christmas, but rather someone else got what they wanted, I sure the 'gimme dat' murders will jump. So hold out hope for the week after Christmas.

Sounds just like our families, but with less self control.

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2015 06:02 AM (AfsKp)

976 0.9387755102040816 murders per day so far this year in b'more.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 06:02 AM (WVsWD)

977 "So hold out hope for the week after Christmas. "

You know how in the old days, you got that Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas, and just had to go out in the back yard to try it.


Now try that in 9mm and .40 writ large.


Imagonna guess that over half of the Nuffin' family is going to be in some form of Urgent Care facility from self/family inflicted ouchies

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2015 06:06 AM (ptqRm)

978 Terrorist shooting takes place...

Gun sales soar.


Imagine that.

http://tinyurl.com/nrpnphp

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2015 06:16 AM (ptqRm)

979 If it's unloving to exclude bears, I guess we need to allow more bears into society, and put up with the bear rapes.

Sucks, but watcha gonna do? Don't want to be no bear bigot.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at December 09, 2015 06:17 AM (ir6L4)

980 It's cackle time! I have many snipers to dodge and much vodka to drink.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 09, 2015 06:20 AM (g9orL)

981 "It's cackle time!........"

Any advice on Cattle Futures?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 06:21 AM (WVsWD)

982 "Nope. JFK was assassinated on a Friday."


Damn. It was a Friday.


Frickin' calenders, how do they work?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2015 06:22 AM (CjbP3)

983 "Sucks, but watcha gonna do? Don't want to be no bear bigot."

Call us.
We're in the book

Posted by: Bears and Twinks, San Fran Local 122 at December 09, 2015 06:23 AM (ptqRm)

984 Frickin' calenders, how do they work?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2015 06:22 AM (CjbP3)


Does Radio Shack sell calendars? Because if they do, then I'll be able to show you how calendars work.

Posted by: The Achmedian Calendar at December 09, 2015 06:25 AM (Lc+NQ)

985 That Seattle shooting was something.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 06:26 AM (iQIUe)

986 Boy howdy, this place really gets weird at night and I didn't do anything to add to it.

967
So. You guys didn't piss Maet off this morning?


Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Soothie did and somewhere around the 100th comment or so after being warned.

Posted by: Gmac at December 09, 2015 06:27 AM (4pjhs)

987 "Does Radio Shack sell calendars? Because if they do, then I'll be able to show you how calendars work.

Are those the bowls with all the holes where you drain the pasta?

Posted by: Clockmeds slightly stupider cousin at December 09, 2015 06:28 AM (ptqRm)

988 Soothie did and somewhere around the 100th comment or so after being warned.
Posted by: Gmac at December 09, 2015 06:27 AM (4pjhs)

****

Aye. He had plenty of warning. He chose to double down, to his detriment.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 06:29 AM (3rK8j)

989
I remember getting in an argument with our dumb as shit secretary. She believed this asshole shd have been taken alive:

https://goo.gl/UtwGnS

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 06:32 AM (iQIUe)

990 Buy low, sell high and corruption, but mostly corruption.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 09, 2015 06:33 AM (g9orL)

991
Soothy didnt do anything wrong. Warned about about what? Defending himself when attacked?

Ace of Spades, House of Snowflakes!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 06:34 AM (iQIUe)

992 Aye. He had plenty of warning. He chose to double down, to his detriment.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 09, 2015 06:29 AM (3rK8j)


That's something I don't understand. If you're warned, for whatever reason, your first reaction is to keep digging? Talk about a Game of Holes.

Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2015 06:34 AM (Lc+NQ)

993 Weck up to thees!

Do you ever get the feeling that our troops, as competent and brave as they are, are thinly-arrayed against an endless flood of mutant savages, like the "300" of Sparta? And that the current President Unicorn Messiah, secretly in league with the enemy, is allowing them to sneak into our camp from the rear, like the Persian Immortals guided traitorously through the mountain-pass by disgruntled dhimmis?

Posted by: Octopus at December 09, 2015 06:34 AM (Z4WiE)

994 @993 President Ephialtes. If you can believe Frank Miller, it became the Attic Greek word for "nightmare." How appropriate.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 09, 2015 06:38 AM (xq1UY)

995 There's no EMT yet.
Good Morning.

Posted by: Carol at December 09, 2015 06:41 AM (sj3Ax)

996 @978 VIA

25,000 guns in 5 days. The Army couldn't do that. Wow. With a test, yet.

They should come with motorcycle club colors that read, "Bitter Clingers/Inland Empire." [cue Mel Blanc voice, "Cu.......camonga."]

Now we get to see some really desperate housewives.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 09, 2015 06:42 AM (xq1UY)

997 Shouldn't all future "noods" be Soothsayer Memorial Noods?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 09, 2015 06:43 AM (xq1UY)

998 100 million guns sold in the US since Barry became emperor. Heckuva job, Barry!

Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2015 06:45 AM (Lc+NQ)

999 Not yet.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 06:46 AM (WVsWD)

1000 1K?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 06:46 AM (WVsWD)

1001 "Hate Crimes" - The official stats leave off the majority of actual hate crimes because they almost never categorize hate crimes committed by blacks as what they are. Same goes for hate crimes committed by hispanics.

So long as no one of preferred pigmentation is a victim, "minorities" can commit hate crimes at will without ever being charged for them.

Posted by: Aarradin at December 09, 2015 06:46 AM (E1dWk)

1002 Where is my prize?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 09, 2015 06:47 AM (WVsWD)

1003
Some poor old guy in FL sold his business and was working his last day before handing over the keys, when some one came in and shot him.

In LA there have been places that have been robbed repeatedly and the bad guy shot dead. The reaction? The so called 'community' i.e., civil rights 'leaders" and cops go after the victims.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 09, 2015 06:51 AM (iQIUe)

1004 @1004 Nuffin Family Values.

You know, American Terror has matured. Back in ought-one, we had 19 or so guys shaving their bodies and going to strip clubs to get their nerve up. Now it's a nice quiet married couple and their zany BIL. All in the family. Progress!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 09, 2015 06:57 AM (xq1UY)

1005 'Soothing Nood.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 09, 2015 07:02 AM (xq1UY)

1006 That's a good video interview over there on Stein online featuring his friend Douglas Murray, thanks for linking.

Posted by: bour3 at December 09, 2015 07:08 AM (5x3+2)

1007 On April 7, 2011, one man used two six shot revolvers (.38 and .32 caliber) to murder 12 people and seriously wound 12 others at a school in Rio de Janiero.

At Va. Tech., one man used two .22 and 9mm semi-automatic handguns to kill 32 people and wound 17 others.

Those lone mutants managed to kill more people with guns no one is talking about regulating than Jihadi Joe and Jane did, for all their supposed firepower.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Posted by: Raspail at December 09, 2015 07:36 AM (QolCq)

1008 "And no I don't think they're just being snarky here."

No, they were just trying to play the moral



equivalence

game to excuse the neighbors, the landlord, the bank manager, law enforcement, the intelligence community, Homeland Security, and the Obama administration.

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Posted by: Wendy at December 09, 2015 09:33 AM (bpemY)

1009 A bit early to be jumpin' into the barrel.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 09, 2015 11:26 AM (EzgxV)

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