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Typical White Person: Social Justice Warrior Shaun King Deletes Thousands of Pro-Gun Tweets After They're Discovered to Conflict With His New, NYDN Approved Anti-Gun Stance

He's working for the ferociously anti-gun New York Daily News, now, and a Social Justice Warrior cannot have a single divergent opinion from the Social Justice Warrior Collective.

So after people began discovering all his previous Gun Love, he began deleting his prior statements from the record.

King... asserted over the weekend that white men who like guns are compensating for "small penises" and "low sex drive."

Well I've never heard that before. I can see why the NYDN felt compelled to grab up on this Great White Hope before someone else did.

Internet sleuths found other tweets in which King sounds much like what he now criticizes. In one tweet King purportedly sent, he said that having a 9mm Ruger “hand cannon” next to his bed makes him "feel pretty safe." In another, he said that he owned a 9mm with "hollow point bullets."

"When I’m out with it, damn near nothing scares me," he purportedly wrote.

But the Pallid Pundit wasn't done yet -- using his White Privilege to speak about himself in the third person, King responded to Milo Yiannopolous' enquiries about this by writing what Milo calls the greatest email any journalist has ever received.

– Can you confirm that you are mass-deleting tweets?

Tens of thousands of people all over the world deleted just 2-3 tweets a piece over the past few days.

– Are you using an automated tool or is your "administrative team" achieving this feat manually?

It's all manual. We gave out Shaun’s Twitter password to the volunteers and asked them to all do it by the end of the day today. They were from 150 countries combined.

– Why are you deleting your tweets? Is it because you were embarrassed about your past statements on firearms coming to light?

When Shaun realized you were strangely obsessed with him, he had no idea you’d comb through his tweets. Once it got really creepy for Shaun and his family that you seemed to love and hate, worship and despise him, Shaun’s admin team decided that you were too dangerous. Legal counsel at several British media companies told us that they thought you had actual psychological challenges/disorders.

Shaun King then goes on to speak more about phalluses and white fear of black sexual potency (a fear the Pasty Provocateur seems to feel keenly, himself), and, oddly, the racial symbolism in "the game of pool" (white ball herding up the colored balls -- seriously).


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1 1st?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:54 PM (AkOaV)

2 2nd?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:54 PM (AkOaV)

3 sweet. now to read the content.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:54 PM (AkOaV)

4 Are you using an automated tool or is your "administrative team" achieving this feat manually?

That's rather a leading question, isn't it?

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 08, 2015 01:55 PM (fMQoG)

5 also, no one calls a 9mm a "hand cannon" i mean, cmon.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:56 PM (AkOaV)

6 White guy who identifies as black pontificates over other people's alleged psychological problems, is taken seriously by a large portion of the population.

Stop the world please, I'd like to get off.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 08, 2015 01:57 PM (LYCUN)

7 The NYDN is paying the little POS affirmative-action grifter now? Really?

Speaks poorly of both of them.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2015 01:57 PM (o+SC1)

8 5 also, no one calls a 9mm a "hand cannon" i mean, cmon.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:56 PM
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Well... compared to my penis...

Posted by: Shaun King at December 08, 2015 01:57 PM (zxnPQ)

9 "Little Green Footballs" all over again.

Posted by: TB at December 08, 2015 01:57 PM (UXEYz)

10 So he has a 9mm next to his bed. Obviously he did not live in NYC. As for the NYDN anyone who works for them has to be an idiot, but I have no knowledge of this King guy at all.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 08, 2015 01:57 PM (t2KH5)

11 so he has a problem with his balls, too?

Posted by: Dave at December 08, 2015 01:57 PM (fxMIa)

12 My 1911 is like a second dick to me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 01:57 PM (8ZskC)

13 Why, oh why, do we give a shit about Shaun King or anything he writes or says?

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 01:58 PM (vsbNu)

14 When Shaun realized you were strangely obsessed with him, he had no idea you'd comb through his tweets. Once it got really creepy for Shaun and his family that you seemed to love and hate, worship and despise him, Shaun's admin team decided that you were too dangerous. Legal counsel at several British media companies told us that they thought you had actual psychological challenges/disorders.

I'll take 'Illiterate Word Salad' for $100, Alex.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:58 PM (9YDUz)

15 also, isn't milo gay?

The "cant have kids part" seems... homophobic to me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:58 PM (AkOaV)

16 Pool is more a pasty black gang banger dropping all the colored gang banger
balls in Chicago on Saturday night

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 08, 2015 01:58 PM (vCA4F)

17 I have no idea who this guy is or what the thinks, but the fact that he used to have a bunch of pro-gun tweets makes me think he might be someone trolling the SJWers.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 01:59 PM (Z/8dZ)

18 Someone needs to go see whether pallidpundit.com is available and, if so, register it and set it up with a redirect to wherever he's writing now.

Tempting...

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2015 01:59 PM (o+SC1)

19 Bet he still owns a gun, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 01:59 PM (NOIQH)

20 Ohhh. Is this the guy who was pretending to be black?

In that case, dude's just a crazy person.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 01:59 PM (Z/8dZ)

21 Shaun King then goes on to speak more about phalluses and white fear of black sexual potency


Isn't he the black wannabe? He seems awfully ... interested ... in phalluses and blacks.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:59 PM (oKE6c)

22 Milo is ghey, but he works for Bretibart, so not really ghey.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 08, 2015 01:59 PM (LYCUN)

23 So Shaun King has a small penis?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 01:59 PM (MZVOx)

24 oddly, the racial symbolism in "the game of pool" (white ball herding up the colored balls -- seriously).

Oh, that thing?

Yeah, that's standard patter from Nation of Islam. They love that koo-koo analogy

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 02:00 PM (9YDUz)

25 the racial symbolism in "the game of pool" (white ball herding up the colored balls -- seriously)


--Don't forget hockey, a sport with mostly white guys beating up a black puck with sticks.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 02:00 PM (vsbNu)

26 19 Bet he still owns a gun, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 01:59 PM (NOIQH)

he claims to be surrounded by armed guards, so he's now free to get rid of his guns and try to ban everyone else from owning them I guess.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:00 PM (AkOaV)

27 So basically everything about this guy screams FRAUD.

Posted by: Beorn at December 08, 2015 02:00 PM (dGF4J)

28 >>>Why, oh why, do we give a shit about Shaun King or anything he writes or says?

because i've been reading stuff for two hours trying to find something that was easy enough for a first-of-the-day post and yet not widely covered and this fit the bill

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2015 02:01 PM (dciA+)

29 Isn't this fake black guy Shaun King or do I have him confused with another fake black guy? Because one of the reasons for being a fake black guy is to compensate for having a small penis. Or so I am told.

...
...
...

No, I can't jump either.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2015 02:01 PM (659DL)

30 Obi-Wan Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 08, 2015 02:01 PM (ucB75)

31 Serious, dude, is this a review of a comic book character? This can't be real.

Posted by: Fritz at December 08, 2015 02:01 PM (UzPAd)

32 Isn't he the black wannabe? He seems awfully ... interested ... in phalluses and blacks.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:59 PM (oKE6c)

yes, he's a white guy who claims to be black and somehow got a job for a major publication.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:01 PM (AkOaV)

33 "the racial symbolism in "the game of pool" (white ball herding up the colored balls -- seriously)."

This could be the greatest stealth troll job ever...

Posted by: Steve at December 08, 2015 02:01 PM (rngc1)

34 >>> King... asserted over the weekend that white men who like guns are compensating for "small penises" and "low sex drive."


So what do ladies who like shooting guns have, penis envy? Pretty sure that Freud theory was debunked.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 02:02 PM (hvf9s)

35 Boy, the NYDN must be in deep financial trouble to troll as hard as they do. Wasnt shaun king the one who compared Trump to Hitler, too?

And his gal pal, the other one who pretended to be white is also back into the news. She cant find a job, lost a lot of friends, and is knocked up.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 02:02 PM (iQIUe)

36 Someone needs to go see whether pallidpundit.com is available and, if
so, register it and set it up with a redirect to wherever he's writing
now.

Tempting...


Looks like pallidpundit.com, honkeepundit.com, and crackerpundit.com are all available for such a purpose.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2015 02:02 PM (YEelc)

37 -
"Legal counsel at several British media companies told us that they thought you had actual psychological challenges/disorders. "
---------


Uhm.. ok.




Posted by: irright at December 08, 2015 02:02 PM (zxnPQ)

38 I am blacker than that dude.

Posted by: Pilsbury dough boy at December 08, 2015 02:02 PM (q8yph)

39 --Don't forget hockey, a sport with mostly white guys beating up a black puck with sticks.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 02:00 PM (vsbNu)


What about baseball: guys swinging hefty black and brown bats to hit a white baseball. Go crazy with that one, Shaun!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 02:02 PM (oKE6c)

40 >>because i've been reading stuff for two hours trying to find something that was easy enough for a first-of-the-day post and yet not widely covered and this fit the bill

You could have just written "Donald Trump" and called it a day. 2000 comments easy.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 02:02 PM (/tuJf)

41 So what do ladies who like shooting guns have, penis envy? Pretty sure that Freud theory was debunked.
Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 02:02 PM (hvf9s)

no, they're ALSO compensating for their partners small penis.

-- SJW logic

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:02 PM (AkOaV)

42 Holy. Shit. What a weird frickin' world these lefties live in.

Posted by: MTF at December 08, 2015 02:03 PM (TxJGV)

43 >>>Isn't he the black wannabe? He seems awfully ... interested ... in phalluses and blacks.

Shawn King rejects the implication of your claim. Shawn King is all man. Shawn King has no interest in black phalluses, beautiful shiny black phalluses, coming at him at all directions like swarm of gorgeously veined sex torpedoes.

Posted by: Shawn King at December 08, 2015 02:03 PM (dciA+)

44 I like the "legal counsel" with the ability to diagnose a complete stranger they've never met who resides thousands of miles away!

Gentlemen, these gods walk among us!!! Bow down to the mighty Legal Counsel, Masters of Law, the Mind and All They Survey!

PS: I'm old enough to remember that those attempting to diagnose Terri Schivo's condition remotely were subject to ridicule by the left.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 08, 2015 02:03 PM (fQ/0p)

45 So, he has a world-wide support team?

I wonder how that happened...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 02:03 PM (LUgeY)

46 Bowling > Pool. You get to fondle lots of really big black balls.

Posted by: Shaun King at December 08, 2015 02:03 PM (XkVXQ)

47 So by his logic because a gun makes a loser like him feel like a real man, anyone else who carries must be just like him in that regard. Riiiiight.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 08, 2015 02:04 PM (m3iiU)

48 yes, he's a white guy who claims to be black and somehow got a job for a major publication.

A publication that's losing so much money, they have to invent a new Chapter for them to go bankrupt in.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 08, 2015 02:04 PM (Xd2w5)

49 He was never pro gun. No pro gunner would ever refer to a 9mm as a hand cannon.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 02:04 PM (DKgtk)

50 >>>You could have just written "Donald Trump" and called it a day. 2000 comments easy.

drew did a good post... though I did have an idea for a very short post, a rhetorical question, on that subject.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2015 02:04 PM (dciA+)

51 I think he has also faced some backlash from the BLM jerkoffs for basically stealing money from people. Could be thinking of someone else though.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 08, 2015 02:04 PM (LYCUN)

52 and why would I need a gun to compensate for my small penis, when I have a huge diesel pick up truck that does the job just fine?

(joking, joking -- I do not own a pick up truck)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:04 PM (AkOaV)

53
Shaun King - Morehouse Man.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 02:04 PM (kdS6q)

54 >>>"King...asserted over the weekend that white men who like guns are compensating for "small penises" and "low sex drive."


That seems to be a new meme, gun = phallus or dildo

Bookworm totally deconstructs this in her latest post: http://www.bookwormroom.com/

Privately owned guns, of course, are the essence of individuality...

With that in mind, what better way for Leftists to challenge the
conservative focus on individualism than by pretending guns, the
ultimate expression of self, are nothing more than dildos, the ultimate
expression of "Whether I'm gay or straight, I'm helpless to find an
actual person to satisfy me tonight."

And that is why it's impossible to have an intelligent political or social issues debate with a Progressive."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 02:04 PM (NOIQH)

55 Typical of the Soviet Justice Wankers, Shaun King is for sale.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 08, 2015 02:05 PM (m3iiU)

56 drew did a good post... though I did have an idea for a very short post, a rhetorical question, on that subject.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2015 02:04 PM (dciA+)

"at what point do we all slowly back away from Trump?" would be a guaranteed 2000 comment post.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:05 PM (AkOaV)

57 Legal counsel at several British media companies told us that they thought you had actual psychological challenges/disorders.

Lawyers compensate for small penises by pretending to be psychologists.

Programming note: For those who might be wondering if I am going to beat this particular meme until it needs Viagra...yes, yes I am.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2015 02:05 PM (659DL)

58 I am blacker than that dude.

Posted by: Pilsbury dough boy at December 08, 2015 02:02 PM (q8yph)


Back off, man. I'm a marshmallow.

Posted by: The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man at December 08, 2015 02:05 PM (LUgeY)

59 >> He was never pro gun. No pro gunner would ever refer to
>> a 9mm as a hand cannon.

Look, if seven inches of dick is a meat cannon, then a 9mm automatic is a hand cannon.

Posted by: M1911 Of Tissue (he wishes) at December 08, 2015 02:05 PM (o+SC1)

60 Can't a turkey baster function more like a ... uh. Never mind.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 02:05 PM (E5UB0)

61 A liberal is a hypocrite? The hell you say!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 02:06 PM (gf8BH)

62
'Shaft' is a gun term?

Am I just having a moment? I can't think of what that relates to.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 02:06 PM (fWAjv)

63 "7 The NYDN is paying the little POS affirmative-action grifter now? Really?

Speaks poorly of both of them."


The NYDN employs Mike Lupica (lousy sports guy), Linda Stasi (fat slob TV critic) and Shaun King (pretend black man) to write political opinion pieces. Think about that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 08, 2015 02:06 PM (OD2ni)

64 >>>
That seems to be a new meme, gun = phallus or dildo

well it's not new. It may be the #HotNewMeme for the dullards, though.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2015 02:06 PM (dciA+)

65 Does the DN hate Milo because he's gay? Is that what they mean by "you had actual psychological challenges/disorders". British law firms told you this, DN? Which ones?

Posted by: MTF at December 08, 2015 02:06 PM (TxJGV)

66 Wait - don't black guys like guns? How come they don't get the small penis/low sex drive crap?

Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 02:06 PM (3ZtZW)

67 I'll take 'Illiterate Word Salad' for $100, Alex.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Authentic Urban Gibberish.

Posted by: Uptown Johnson at December 08, 2015 02:06 PM (FkBIv)

68 39 --Don't forget hockey, a sport with mostly white guys beating up a black puck with sticks.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 02:00 PM (vsbNu)

What about baseball: guys swinging hefty black and brown bats to hit a white baseball. Go crazy with that one, Shaun!


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 02:02 PM (oKE6c)


Bowling... used to be just BLACK balls knocking down WHITE Pins...

Now... in the modern age... lots of Multi Colored Balls... still knocking down WHITE pins...

Progressive win?

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 02:07 PM (qh617)

69 66 Wait - don't black guys like guns? How come they don't get the small penis/low sex drive crap?
Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 02:06 PM (3ZtZW)

cuz they're badass thugs, like Tony Soprano.

We're just small dicked accountants who like to feel tough by carrying around out 9mm "hand cannons"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:07 PM (AkOaV)

70 So.... liberals can't tell the difference between dildos and handguns.

No wonder they're so scared, imagine making *that* mistake on a lonely winter's night.

Also, both sides lie their ass off about Freud. Most of the quotes attributed to him are fake. He did mention something about dreams where the penis is seen as a weapon, but it was a completely apolitical quote and not about owning or using weapons at all.

Unfortunately, people would rather repeat lies all day than find out the truth.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 08, 2015 02:07 PM (bLnSU)

71 Lawyers compensate for small penises by pretending to be psychologists.




Lawyers compensate for small penises by pounding tables.
It's all they have.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 02:07 PM (DKgtk)

72 My homies know what's up.

Posted by: Shaun King at December 08, 2015 02:08 PM (TJCSB)

73 Shaun, dude, your whiteness is burning my retinas.

Posted by: Johnny Winter naked in a blizzard at December 08, 2015 02:08 PM (zxnPQ)

74 Bowling... used to be just BLACK balls knocking down WHITE Pins...

Word my brother. And they've even got red necks.

Posted by: Shaun King at December 08, 2015 02:08 PM (XkVXQ)

75 Was The New York Daily News always this liberal?

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:08 PM (mcm0N)

76 This is the white guy who thinks he's black, right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 02:08 PM (LA7Cm)

77 Isn't he the black wannabe? He seems awfully ... interested ... in phalluses and blacks.

To be fair, Milo is also very interested in black phallusii, but he's much more open about it.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 08, 2015 02:08 PM (S+N7W)

78 Yeah, saw this four or five hours ago at Breitbart.
Yawn.

Posted by: teej at December 08, 2015 02:08 PM (HddOg)

79 >>> because i've been reading stuff for two hours trying to find something that was easy enough for a first-of-the-day post and yet not widely covered and this fit the bill

We could always talk about rising French political star (and for the Rons, easy on the eyes) Marion Marichal-Le Pen. The more I read about her the more I like. France's politics are fascinating right now.

Interview in French: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_m4p6sesCU

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 02:09 PM (hvf9s)

80 Well done, Mr. Shapiro.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Scapegoats and Sacrificial Lambs at the Outrage Outlet! at December 08, 2015 02:09 PM (hLRSq)

81 "51 I think he has also faced some backlash from the BLM jerkoffs for basically stealing money from people. Could be thinking of someone else though."

No, that's him. I believe Deray and company have drummed him out of the movement. As Milo pointed out, that is why he has now moved on to general SJW topics,

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 08, 2015 02:09 PM (OD2ni)

82 66 Wait - don't black guys like guns? How come they don't get the small penis/low sex drive crap?
Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 02:06 PM (3ZtZW)




See, it works the exact opposite for them. Inversion symmetry. Blacks get guns because they've got huge shlongs, and aren't reluctant to use them. Whites get guns because they don't, and are.


Simple, really. /sarc

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 02:09 PM (oKE6c)

83 Off, burnt sock.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 02:09 PM (LUgeY)

84 Ace, you could just bash Trump and we could have a flame war. That would be fun.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:09 PM (MZVOx)

85 This is the white guy who thinks he's black, right?

He says he's black.

He also compensates for a small penis by writing for a newspaper in a city filled with skyscrapers.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2015 02:10 PM (659DL)

86 I think he has also faced some backlash from the BLM jerkoffs for
basically stealing money from people. Could be thinking of someone else
though."



He stole money from the bruthas? He might need that 9 back, and that PDQ.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 02:10 PM (oKE6c)

87 42
Holy. Shit. What a weird frickin' world these lefties live in.
==========
If you haven't read "Points Deer, Makes Horse" yet, go find it and read it.

Basically, they have to say, believe and repeat these lies or be executed--it's their way of showing loyalty to the group.

Facts or proof do not matter.

This is all about power--if the group/state is to rule the individual, there must be absolute loyalty among the group.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 08, 2015 02:10 PM (fQ/0p)

88 Was The New York Daily News always this liberal?
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:08 PM (mcm0N)

Liberal yes...this liberal no....It seems like someone over there is driving that car into the ditch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 02:10 PM (gf8BH)

89 "No item in our society looks and functions more like a penis than a handgun."


Which is news to the dildo industry.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (TOk1P)

90
Sisi flooded tunnels while palistinian workers were inside: let me ease worries of palestinian terrorists supporters. shit floats @zahwa123

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (iQIUe)

91 84 Ace, you could just bash Trump and we could have a flame war. That would be fun.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:09 PM (MZVOx)

You know what I think would be fun? Flame war + giving everyone in the thread the ban hammer.

Last man standing gets free aoshq platinum membership for 2 years.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (AkOaV)

92 In another, he said that he owned a 9mm with "hollow point bullets."

"When I'm out with it, damn near nothing scares me," he purportedly wrote.


Sooo... He's not just an internet tough guy, he's a tough guy in real life. Anyone messes with him, he can just bust a cap in their ass. All real men feel damn manly when they gots their 9.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (IN7k+)

93 Black Gun you say?

So what exactly is the symbolism of people shooting camo guns? They want to steal the power from nature?

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (tM4uk)

94 What up, HAWNKEEEEEEZZZZ???!!!

Posted by: J-ROC at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (vsbNu)

95 Somehow this is really the story of penis implant guy.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (mcm0N)

96 That seems to be a new meme, gun = phallus or dildo

====

Everything a white guy does is to compensate for a small dick. Motorcycles, SUVs, bridge building, sky scrapers, Hockey, Football, and Caber Toss.

Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (3ZtZW)

97 He also compensates for a small penis by writing for a newspaper in a city filled with skyscrapers.

Newspapers and magazines are experiencing serious shrinkage though. I saw the other day that TIME had lost a double-digit percentage of subscribers in the last *quarter*.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (S+N7W)

98 I think Shaun has quite a few issues starting with credibility. As in lack thereof.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (2hIDY)

99 Seems to me it's the Left that is obsessed with dicks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (4ErVI)

100 This is the white guy who thinks he's black, right?

I think so.

Why he has any credibility at all is a mystery to me. In a normal world, he'd get laughed out of the bar.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (LUgeY)

101 He stole money from the bruthas? He might need that 9 back, and that PDQ.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 02:10 PM (oKE6c)

well, how about a white kid who pretended to be black for career purposes getting the job as a 'justice warrior' at a white newspaper instead of giving the job to an actual black person?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:12 PM (AkOaV)

102 Know'm'sayin'?


https://youtu.be/zN8VOsJCJLk

Posted by: J-ROC at December 08, 2015 02:12 PM (vsbNu)

103 >>>We could always talk about rising French political star (and for the Rons, easy on the eyes) Marion Marichal-Le Pen. The more I read about her the more I like. France's politics are fascinating right now.

i don't know how I feel about the LePen ladies. I don't know french well enough to understand the nuances of their wording. I know the establishment says they're racist, and in fact both the Socialists and Republicains (formerly UMP) are making deals to vote for the other's candidate to stop FN candidates from being elected in districts where FN could win a plurality.

With so many people saying they're straight up racists, and not being able to parse words that well, I'm reluctant to speak well of them.

On the other hand, I also suspect I'm looking at, in France, the same crap I see going on over here, in which anyone who challenges the open-borders regime is delegitimized as a "racist."

The elder LePen, the one who founded the party, definitely is a racist, and anti-semitic. I don't know about the daughters.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2015 02:12 PM (dciA+)

104 Is Shaun using the "Bob Dole says" formulation of Bob Dole or does he actually have a pack of handlers (admin team) making sure he doesn't leave the GoodThink Reservation?

Either one would be hilarious, but the second would be the best.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Scapegoats and Sacrificial Lambs at the Outrage Outlet! at December 08, 2015 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

105 >>>White guy who identifies as black pontificates over other people's alleged psychological problems, is taken seriously by a large portion of the population.

Stop the world please, I'd like to get off.
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 08, 2015 01:57 PM (LYCUN)

As one smart guy around here once said, "What a stupid time to be alive."

Posted by: chiefjaybob at December 08, 2015 02:12 PM (WXoVE)

106 Ace, you could just bash Trump and we could have a flame war. That would be fun.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:09 PM (MZVOx)


Sure, I totes think we need more hostility, anger, and insults.

That's just what we need.

I'm going to go watch videos of small animals and children in amusing situations. Without flame wars in them.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 08, 2015 02:12 PM (bLnSU)

107 Well it's definitely not, for once, the story of Bruce Jenner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2015 02:12 PM (2hIDY)

108 King... asserted over the weekend that white men who like guns are compensating for "small penises" and "low sex drive."


In fairness, he is a white guy with a small penis.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 08, 2015 02:12 PM (evdj2)

109 Sounds to me like this guy, Shaun, has a new girlfriend and is renouncing his daily masturbation regimen.

Posted by: Fritz at December 08, 2015 02:12 PM (UzPAd)

110 There's also something particularly unseemly about a fake black dude, who is a leader in the "Black Lives Matter" movement, pushing for gun banning.

There is a history of gun ownership assisting blacks in dealing with menaces like the KKK. There's even a whole book on the subject, "Negroes and the Gun: The Black Tradition of Arms". And this fake black dude now wants to disarm them (along with everyone else).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 02:13 PM (NOIQH)

111 Perfect metaphor in so many liberals choosing to follow the lead of a faux-black hypocrite

Posted by: squibrac at December 08, 2015 02:13 PM (TsZ7L)

112 89 "No item in our society looks and functions more like a penis than a handgun."


Which is news to the dildo industry.


Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (TOk1P)


Gun Porn... you keepa using dose words... I done think they mean what you think it means...

Posted by: Inigo Montoya, Swordsman at December 08, 2015 02:13 PM (qh617)

113 This is the white guy who thinks he's black, right?

===

He masturbates by holding his small peen sideways.

Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 02:13 PM (3ZtZW)

114 No item in our society looks and functions more like a penis than a handgun.

Do Matt Lauer, Chris Matthews, or Rick Santorum qualify as an "item?"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2015 02:13 PM (659DL)

115 Does everyone in Europe have a gun? Not only to they have tiny ones, and no balls, but they also gots no gubs!

Posted by: goon at December 08, 2015 02:13 PM (gy5kE)

116 *waves to Merovign*

15,500 words on story. Progress right?

How you doing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2015 02:13 PM (2hIDY)

117 Shaun King seems to think he is being very clever with his linking of guns to small le is size like he is the first one to do this. People have been saying this forget about men who drive big pick up trucks.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:13 PM (MZVOx)

118 He stole money from the bruthas? He might need that 9 back, and that PDQ.



Before he gets a DQ on the DL.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 02:13 PM (DKgtk)

119
King has a long history of dodgy charity schemes. This last one people demanded that he resign and turn over the managment to the board. He refused. He quit and promised to refung money to doners. Dont count on it. Seriously, why wouldnt he allow someone else to run it if he was doing it so poorly? Because the already siphoned off the donations for himself.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 02:13 PM (iQIUe)

120 They're just signalling to two different groups: when he needed to signal his "true blackness", he talked about his nine. Now that he's in the SJW group, he has to signal his hatred for guns.

He is the BLM phoney, right?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (W2YA6)

121 -
Everything a white guy does is to compensate for a small dick. Motorcycles, SUVs, bridge building, sky scrapers, Hockey, Football, and Caber Toss.

Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM
--------------------

...buying Extenze... oh wait

Posted by: irright at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (zxnPQ)

122 Seems to me it's the Left that is obsessed with dicks.


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Can you provide a single example outside of Mr. King's statement?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (VAsIq)

123 66
Wait - don't black guys like guns? How come they don't get the small penis/low sex drive crap?
==========
Are there any gangsta rap album covers that don't feature a gun?

Does this mean Saint Traytable of Skittles had a small penis?
What about Saint Brown, the Gentle Giant of Swisher?
Both have photos posing with guns.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (fQ/0p)

124 King must be on the down low. Probably likes those Mandingo sized cocks at the glory hole.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (4ErVI)

125 >> Last man standing gets free aoshq platinum membership for 2 years

In other words, whoever weaves through without pissing off the AoSigarchy gets the Lindsey Graham Weasel Award.

Posted by: M1911 Of Tissue (he wishes) at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (o+SC1)

126 108 King... asserted over the weekend that white men who like guns are compensating for "small penises" and "low sex drive."


In fairness, he is a white guy with a small penis.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 08, 2015 02:12 PM (evdj2)


Yes.... this izt vhat ve call... Projection...

Posted by: Siggy Freud at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (qh617)

127 >No item in our society looks, and even functions more like a penis than a handgun.

THE ABSOLUTE BIGOTED SHITLORD!
I AM A REAL MAN WITH A REAL FUNCTIONING PENIS!

Posted by: F to M tranny with an artificial wiener at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (JVEmw)

128 If your penis is functioning like a handgun, you're doing it wrong...

Posted by: Haiku Guy at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (hmj8n)

129 The penis is evil. The gun is good.

Posted by: Zardoz at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (FkBIv)

130 88 Was The New York Daily News always this liberal?
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:08 PM (mcm0N)

Liberal yes...this liberal no....It seems like someone over there is driving that car into the ditch
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 02:10 PM (gf8BH)

**************

I seem to remember a columnist over there who had a son serving in the army, and he seemed to be reasonable.( Not going to be able to remember the name.)

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:15 PM (mcm0N)

131 He was never pro gun. No pro gunner would ever refer to a 9mm as a hand cannon.

He has a romanticized view of black culture and so it's what he's seen in movies and TV shows from the past.

In the 60s, blacks were all about guns. The Black Panthers would carry large and scary-looking guns everywhere.

But now that "revolution" has given way to "passive-aggressive virtue signaling," guns are associated with low-class white rednecks. So black public figures feel the need to declare their utter hatred of guns as if they're Batman.

Personally, I think it's just their attempt to reassure White America that they aren't a part of gang culture. Sell-outs to The Man.

(There's nothing wrong with assigning psychological motives to the Left, too.)

Posted by: AmishDude at December 08, 2015 02:15 PM (Xd2w5)

132 Sure. My penis has a 75-degree turn in the middle for better grip.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 02:15 PM (oVJmc)

133 120 He is the BLM phoney, right?


Posted by: Chupacabra at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (W2YA6)


That's what I was going to ask. This is the white guy, pretending to be a black guy, lecturing white people that they like guns, because they like to hold black phalluses?

He sounds gay.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 08, 2015 02:15 PM (3dOE/)

134 "He masturbates by holding his small peen sideways. "



Heh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 02:16 PM (LA7Cm)

135 128 If your penis is functioning like a handgun, you're doing it wrong...
Posted by: Haiku Guy at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (hmj8n)

Well, I will say that I was originally against having a decocker on my gun, but now that Caitlyn Jenner has paved the way, I'm more okay with it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:16 PM (AkOaV)

136 No item in our society looks and functions more like a penis than a handgun.



Putter.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 02:16 PM (DKgtk)

137 Everything a white guy does is to compensate for
a small dick. Motorcycles, SUVs, bridge building, sky scrapers, Hockey,
Football, and Caber Toss.

Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (3ZtZW)


Inventing calculus, quantum mechanics, the transistor, polio vaccines ... all just compensation, straight up. When you're a well-endowed sex machine, you don't have to waste your time doing that stuff.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 02:16 PM (oKE6c)

138 >> King must be on the down low. Probably likes those
>> Mandingo sized cocks at the glory hole.

Problem is one of 'em's Milo's, and the shoe polish tastes really bad. So, Shaun, don't bother with the oral, just stick it straight into the backside.

Posted by: M1911 Of Tissue (he wishes) at December 08, 2015 02:16 PM (o+SC1)

139 Closeted, perhaps, but still gay.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 08, 2015 02:16 PM (3dOE/)

140 9mm hand cannon? So he has a Luger in his pants?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2015 02:16 PM (2hIDY)

141
28 >>>Why, oh why, do we give a shit about Shaun King or anything he writes or says?

because i've been reading stuff for two hours trying to find something that was easy enough for a first-of-the-day post and yet not widely covered and this fit the bill
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2015 02:01 PM (dciA+)


Nothing at hot air to steal?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 08, 2015 02:16 PM (z/Ubi)

142 NYDN has gone Full MSNBC.

Don't never go MSNBC.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 02:16 PM (oVJmc)

143 Palmer Johnson Yachts is moving its manufacturing to Europe, so when I win the Mega Millions this evening they can just forget about me buying one of their boats! Jerks!

Posted by: goon at December 08, 2015 02:16 PM (gy5kE)

144 Everything a white guy does is to compensate for a
small dick. Motorcycles, SUVs, bridge building, sky scrapers, Hockey,
Football, and Caber Toss.

Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM (3ZtZW)


... founding and maintaining western civilization for thousands of years...

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 02:16 PM (TOk1P)

145 "We gave out Shaun's Twitter password to the
volunteers and asked them to all do it by the end of the day today. They
were from 150 countries combined."
.
.
Jimmy likes to talk about penises

Posted by: Jimmy at December 08, 2015 02:16 PM (SnIuD)

146 Does this mean Saint Traytable of Skittles had a small penis?
What about Saint Brown, the Gentle Giant of Swisher?
Both have photos posing with guns.


Posted by: RoyalOil

Someone please pair these photos with Shaun King's tweet.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 08, 2015 02:16 PM (VAsIq)

147 A lot of talk about dicks lately

Posted by: Stb applauding... at December 08, 2015 02:17 PM (Ofkpg)

148 I definitely can't shoot as fast as a semiautomatic gun. Gotta give me a few minutes at least.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 08, 2015 02:17 PM (LYCUN)

149 129
The penis is evil. The gun is good.



Posted by: Zardoz at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (FkBIv)


Welcome, zardoz. From HW, yes?

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 08, 2015 02:17 PM (3dOE/)

150 Is Obama's penis only half-small?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 02:17 PM (oVJmc)

151 He's got a hair trigger in the bedroom.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 08, 2015 02:17 PM (VAsIq)

152 >> Sure. My penis has a 75-degree turn in the middle for
>> better grip.

That's illegal in California, unless you've got a bullet-button for the sperm release.

Posted by: M1911 Of Tissue (he wishes) at December 08, 2015 02:18 PM (o+SC1)

153 >>>>>> You know what I think would be fun? Flame war + giving everyone in the thread the ban hammer.
Last man standing gets free aoshq platinum membership for 2 years.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:11 PM
--------
It would be Maetenloch. He is merciless and swift in weilding the mighty banhammer.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:18 PM (MZVOx)

154 VA GOP Sucks hates people who respond to people in the third person.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 08, 2015 02:18 PM (eytER)

155 I seem to remember a columnist over there who had a son serving in the army, and he seemed to be reasonable.( Not going to be able to remember the name.)



Carl Rowan. Son was former FBI.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 02:18 PM (DKgtk)

156 It would be Maetenloch. He is merciless and swift in weilding the mighty banhammer.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:18 PM (MZVOx)

yes, he's a crafty one.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:18 PM (AkOaV)

157 >>"No item in our society looks and functions more like a penis than a handgun."


Go on...

Posted by: A cigar, a snake, and a train at December 08, 2015 02:18 PM (NOIQH)

158 >No item in our society looks, and even functions more like a penis than a handgun.

*That's* why women are lining up at gunstores!

Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 02:18 PM (3ZtZW)

159 Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, and I laugh at his penis envy.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 02:18 PM (oVJmc)

160 Let me be clear: I'd like to grab some, umm, cocks. Some say you can't grab all of the cocks so, ahh, you shouldn't grab any of them. I reject these false choices, and simply grab as many as I can.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at December 08, 2015 02:18 PM (S+N7W)

161 Handguns are Penises???

/looks at his black powder pistol...

Wait... I'm supposed to shove a RAMROD down the barrel to get it ready for firing???

OUCH!!!!

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 02:19 PM (qh617)

162 103 >>>We could always talk about rising French political star (and for the Rons, easy on the eyes) Marion Marichal-Le Pen. The more I read about her the more I like. France's politics are fascinating right now.

i don't know how I feel about the LePen ladies. I don't know french well enough to understand the nuances of their wording. I know the establishment says they're racist, and in fact both the Socialists and Republicains (formerly UMP) are making deals to vote for the other's candidate to stop FN candidates from being elected in districts where FN could win a plurality.

With so many people saying they're straight up racists, and not being able to parse words that well, I'm reluctant to speak well of them.

On the other hand, I also suspect I'm looking at, in France, the same crap I see going on over here, in which anyone who challenges the open-borders regime is delegitimized as a "racist."

The elder LePen, the one who founded the party, definitely is a racist, and anti-semitic. I don't know about the daughters.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2015 02:12 PM (dciA+)


*************

Let's debate burqas instead--dit oui ou dit non?

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:19 PM (mcm0N)

163 Shaun King don't play. Shaun King's army of confused followers is about to get all up in your bidness, Shaun King style.

Posted by: Shaun King at December 08, 2015 02:19 PM (TJCSB)

164 The idiots butcher the hell out of Freud's phallic/gun theory as well.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 02:19 PM (fWAjv)

165 Shaun King carries a derringer at all times.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 02:19 PM (oVJmc)

166 No item in our society looks and functions more like a penis than a handgun.



Not that he's thought about it much.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 02:19 PM (oKE6c)

167 I definitely can't shoot as fast as a semiautomatic gun.

What you need is a multi-automatic round gun. With a scary thing that sticks up in the back.

The scary thing that sticks up in the back is not a penis. Literally, anyway.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2015 02:19 PM (659DL)

168 Shaun King then goes on to speak more about phalluses and white fear of black sexual potency


Isn't he the black wannabe? He seems awfully ... interested ... in phalluses and blacks.

-
I wonder what color his gun is.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2015 02:19 PM (Nwg0u)

169
Insofar as Freud addressed the matter at all, he seems to have deemed fear and loathing of guns a sign of sexual immaturity and neuroticism.


I would say that fits.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 02:20 PM (fWAjv)

170 RWC of course they mess Freud up.

Bill Clinton and cigars, lets not mention any assembly required.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2015 02:20 PM (2hIDY)

171 Shaun King's small penis does not have the thing that goes up

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:20 PM (MZVOx)

172 And his gal pal, the other one who pretended to be white is also back into the news. She cant find a job, lost a lot of friends, and is knocked up.


If it's by a white guy, I will laugh out loud, then probably go to hell.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 08, 2015 02:20 PM (evdj2)

173 Liberal yes...this liberal no....It seems like someone over there is driving that carOldsmobile into the ditch off that bridge

FIFY

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2015 02:20 PM (YEelc)

174 Shaun King carries a derringer at all times.

The English longbow wasn't really that long, you know.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2015 02:20 PM (659DL)

175 I like to shoot a .38 or .39. Whatever works.

Posted by: Shaun King at December 08, 2015 02:21 PM (OD2ni)

176 He identifies as hung.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 02:21 PM (oVJmc)

177 and here I just came back from waxing one of my gun dicks at lunch.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 08, 2015 02:21 PM (evdj2)

178 I'd rather have a Porsche than a gun, in terms of penis extensions I mean. Guns are good, but they mostly don't get your stuff worked like a nice bank account and a fast car will.

Posted by: goon at December 08, 2015 02:21 PM (gy5kE)

179 I should start a GoFundMe so I can afford a Semmerling LM-4 5-shot .45ACP hold-out gun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2015 02:22 PM (2hIDY)

180 So, Shaun, are you saying that every rapper has dick probs?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 02:22 PM (9YDUz)

181 I seem to remember a columnist over there who had a son serving in the army, and he seemed to be reasonable.( Not going to be able to remember the name.)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:15 PM (mcm0N)


Well even the NY Slime will have a resident hawk for show

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 02:22 PM (gf8BH)

182 Riddle me this (how the hell do you say Batman in French)?

How many mass murdering Black Widows in burqas will it take before we man up like the French and outlaw them?

( I want to make the Dems own the burqa war on women)

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:22 PM (mcm0N)

183 Wait - Shaun King is a black guy?

I honestly don't think so.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 08, 2015 02:22 PM (eytER)

184 In case no one has noticed, Ace has deployed a dick joke thread to keep us occupied.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2015 02:22 PM (659DL)

185 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to price out what it would cost to get into 10mm.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 08, 2015 02:22 PM (W2YA6)

186 I think I shall never see
A poem lovely as a dozen black moisture missiles pointed at me

Posted by: Chon King at December 08, 2015 02:23 PM (V5Nbq)

187 While it is interesting to catch a(nother) journalist being hypocritical - this guy is nothing but a POS. Wouldn't p*ss on him if he was on fire.

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at December 08, 2015 02:23 PM (jxbfJ)

188 "147 A lot of talk about dicks lately"


Go on.

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 08, 2015 02:23 PM (OD2ni)

189 She cant find a job, lost a lot of friends, and is knocked up.

===

Ya know, I pretend to be black
I bin so scared to be found
Ya know I lost a lot of friendz
yeah-ah
I gots no time to fuck around
oh-no

Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 02:23 PM (3ZtZW)

190 Ben, Ben. You rascal. You got him good didn't you?

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 02:24 PM (Cszmt)

191 Shaun King is the white Oliver Willis.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at December 08, 2015 02:24 PM (R6Up7)

192 I wonder what color his gun is.
Posted by: The Great White Snark


Amazing technicolor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 02:24 PM (FkBIv)

193 Increasingly, I see people on both sides of the aisle using Twitter this way. They post an outrageous comment, sometimes purely for the sake of getting a reaction, then delete the statement when the scrutiny becomes too intense.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 08, 2015 02:24 PM (YjDyJ)

194 >>> That seems to be a new meme, gun = phallus or dildo well it's not new. It may be the #HotNewMeme for the dullards, though.

Go to any lefty film class (but I repeat myself) and in discussions on films of the Wild West all guns = penises. Apparently all the older Western films are filled with homoeroticism.

So this black wannabe SJW is late to the party.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 02:25 PM (hvf9s)

195
"When I'm out with it, damn near nothing scares me,"
I hope he sold it because that is exactly the type of idiot who shouldn't own a gun.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 08, 2015 02:25 PM (+aCe4)

196 Shawn King rejects the implication of your claim. Shawn King is all man. Shawn King has no interest in black phalluses, beautiful shiny black phalluses, coming at him at all directions like swarm of gorgeously veined sex torpedoes.

Posted by: Shawn King at December 08, 2015 02:03 PM (dciA+)


Oh ace Shawn you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 08, 2015 02:25 PM (1xUj/)

197 I thought the push was to go after black rifles right now, hot handguns.

(it seems to go back and forth. in the '70s it was the "Saturday night special" revolvers, now its the "military style assault rifles")

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:25 PM (AkOaV)

198


Well even the NY Slime will have a resident hawk for show
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 02:22 PM (gf8BH)

***********

Ah that, yep.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:25 PM (mcm0N)

199 Chin up Shaun, you can now get a penis transplant.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 02:25 PM (vsbNu)

200 >> The elder LePen, the one who founded the party, definitely
>> is a racist, and anti-semitic. I don't know about the daughters.

Not daughters. One daughter.

She's kinda thrown over founder Jean for a kindler, gentler party. She's even got Jews in it.

The other one's a niece, and she's a little more hardcore than her aunt. But cute, not much on the elbows front, more the college-cheerleader thread than the NFL thread. Apparently sharp as a micropolished tack.

Frankly, the FN is probably the least of possible French evils at this point, the party isn't wholly clean but it's going in the right direction while everyone else goes the other way.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2015 02:25 PM (o+SC1)

201 Newspapers and magazines are experiencing serious shrinkage though.


I WAS IN THE POOL!

Posted by: NYDN at December 08, 2015 02:26 PM (evdj2)

202 64 >>>
That seems to be a new meme, gun = phallus or dildo

well it's not new. It may be the #HotNewMeme for the dullards, though.



Posted by: ace at December 08, 2015 02:06 PM (dciA+)


I believe the difference in this was fully explored in Full Metal Jacket.
This is my rifle, this is my gun...

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 08, 2015 02:26 PM (t06LC)

203 I see the comment #s shifting.

Are there troll droppings getting hammered?

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 02:27 PM (vsbNu)

204 The problem I see with the FN is that it seems like a family business. How deep is their bench?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2015 02:27 PM (4ErVI)

205 Its like the NYDN needed a white Jayson Blair.

Posted by: Iblis at December 08, 2015 02:27 PM (9221z)

206 I would say there is a new rising tide of "Have's" and "Have nots" - those who have weapons and those who have not.

It is actually fun to dream what it would be like when those who chastise and ridicule the "Have's" finally realize they are mistaken and come knocking on the doors begging wishing they too were a "have".

With TFG reigning on high for little more than a year, this imagery isn't too far out of the question. And for those who chastised, ridiculed and ostracized us 2nd Amendment fans, don't think I'd p*ss on them either if they were on fire.

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at December 08, 2015 02:27 PM (jxbfJ)

207 This is sad:

Houston Officer comforts dying horse partner:

https://goo.gl/n00uNj

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 02:28 PM (iQIUe)

208 "Shawn King has no interest in black phalluses, beautiful shiny black phalluses, coming at him at all directions like swarm of gorgeously veined sex torpedoes. "


Why do all those guys keep sucking his dick? Seriously.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 02:28 PM (LA7Cm)

209 While it is interesting to catch a(nother) journalist being hypocritical - this guy is nothing but a POS. Wouldn't p*ss on him if he was on fire.


I would at least try to beat out the flames with a logging chain, Christian that I am.

Posted by: Grump928(c) aka Two-Gun Toby at December 08, 2015 02:28 PM (evdj2)

210 184 In case no one has noticed, Ace has deployed a dick joke thread to keep us occupied.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2015 02:22 PM (659DL)

***********

Everyone took off and ran with the dick thing in Maetenloch's thread the other night.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:29 PM (mcm0N)

211 Shaun King, the ambiguously gay columnist.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

212 This, oddly, reminds me of Mr. Garrison's best selling novel In the Valley of Penises.

Or maybe not-so-oddly.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 08, 2015 02:30 PM (W2YA6)

213 ...yeah, I got nothing.

Exhausted all my of dick jokes in like 30 seconds. Like usual.

Now I just want to turn on murder mystery shows and eat a sandwich.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:30 PM (AkOaV)

214 Forget about his deleting the tweets - the real question is has he gotten rid of the guns?

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at December 08, 2015 02:30 PM (yioUz)

215 Wasn't the Pallid Pundit a Dick Tracy villain?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 08, 2015 02:30 PM (ppaKI)

216 " with a logging chain, Christian that I am."


Very thoughtful of you.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 02:30 PM (LA7Cm)

217 I see the comment #s shifting.

Are there troll droppings getting hammered?
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 02:27 PM (vsbNu)



Which is why we don't use comment numbers when replying, Horde.

For some completely and totally mysterious reason, the reasons of which are mysterious, I have the urge to read the Skank A Thon now.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 08, 2015 02:30 PM (mf5HN)

218 While it is interesting to catch a(nother) journalist being
hypocritical - this guy is nothing but a POS. Wouldn't p*ss on him if he
was on fire.

I would at least try to beat out the flames with a logging chain, Christian that I am.


You should keep a few gallons of liquid handy for just such a situation. That's why I have a 2 gallon gas can ready to go at all times.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2015 02:30 PM (YEelc)

219 A U.S. Army officer on Tuesday defended her decision to use female guards at Guantanamo Bay's top-secret Camp 7, where Muslim prisoners say contact with unrelated women violates their religion.

The officer told a court at the base in Cuba that she started to use women to transport prisoners in 2014 due to a shortage of guards. She said that a Muslim cultural adviser said it would be OK because guards were touching male prisoners as part of their duties.

The officers name was not disclosed as she testified in a pretrial hearing for five men charged in the Sept. 11 attacks. Defense lawyers say the prisoners wont attend legal meetings to avoid being handled by women. A judge has issued a temporary ban the military is seeking to lift.

??????????

So lemmi git this straight? The Military and DOD think it is fine and dandy to let women into the Seals and front line Marine Units, but G-D forbid they guard muslim men scum and touch them? Are they fuckin kidding?
And Trump is the problem?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 02:30 PM (gf8BH)

220
Insofar as Freud addressed the matter at all, he seems to have deemed fear and loathing of guns a sign of sexual immaturity and neuroticism.


I would say that fits.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 02:20 PM (fWAjv)

Sometimes a Glock 17 is just a Glock 17

All this crap is just a way for the SJW to use the Allinsky attack of ridicule against gun owners. "See, he has guns. Must be a sissyboy." Of course, the Pajamaboys and the Pussy in Chief (Pussy of the United States?) calling the Marlboro man out for his effiminity and little dick is pretty rich.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 08, 2015 02:31 PM (t06LC)

221 No item in our society looks and functions more like a penis than a handgun.

------

What the hell, man?

Posted by: strap-on at December 08, 2015 02:31 PM (VAsIq)

222 201 Newspapers and magazines are experiencing serious shrinkage though.


I WAS IN THE POOL!
Posted by: NYDN at December 08, 2015 02:26 PM (evdj2)

*******

They also inflate their members, er numbers.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:31 PM (mcm0N)

223 >>> i don't know how I feel about the LePen ladies. I don't know french well enough to understand the nuances of their wording. I know the establishment says they're racist, and in fact both the Socialists and Republicains (formerly UMP) are making deals to vote for the other's candidate to stop FN candidates from being elected in districts where FN could win a plurality. With so many people saying they're straight up racists, and not being able to parse words that well, I'm reluctant to speak well of them.

I get what your saying, and agree that in wading into another country's politics it is good to be on the cautious side.

In my mind the same people accusing the NF of racism also accused UKIP of racism, so I took that with a grain of salt.

But also, it sounds like Marine Le Pen helped boot her father out of the party due to his racism? I think he was obviously racist and the younger gen wanted not part of it. People accuse Marion of being more extreme than her aunt Marine, more like her grandfather. I can't tell if they are trying to imply she holds his racist sentiments. Everything I've heard from her rejects the old racism that used to be in the party, so I suspect not.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 02:31 PM (hvf9s)

224 >>In case no one has noticed, Ace has deployed a dick joke thread to keep us occupied.

Gotta know your audience.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 02:31 PM (/tuJf)

225 Shaun King is filling his Memory Hole with lots of penises.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 02:31 PM (oVJmc)

226 Milo is an incredible fighter for the right. I'm so old I remember a few months back when Malor wrote a post on here about how ashamed Andrew Breitbart would be of his site right now based on a Milo post about the word "cuck." Gabe should honestly apologize at this point. We need more Milo's on our side.

Posted by: Rich at December 08, 2015 02:31 PM (MIdlN)

227 I have the urge to read the Skank A Thon now.
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 08, 2015 02:30 PM (mf5HN)

what, exactly, is a skank a thon?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:32 PM (AkOaV)

228 >>>
Nothing at hot air to steal?

yeah but it's all old news, like the $28,500 deposit

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2015 02:32 PM (dciA+)

229 No other item looks/functions more like a penis than a gun? Really? You wanna go with that?

So Shaun is unfamiliar with dildos?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 08, 2015 02:32 PM (vg8iE)

230 I hope this discussion isn't going to devolve into a juvenile, penis-joke thread.

Posted by: Bo N. Herr at December 08, 2015 02:33 PM (Ui7Rt)

231 what, exactly, is a skank a thon?



So many jokes........

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 02:33 PM (DKgtk)

232 "They also inflate their members, er numbers."


Ahhh, so they've put a sock in their circulation figures.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 02:34 PM (LA7Cm)

233 Perhaps this is why liberals and the Left are frightened of guns? Especially the AR-15. The black, shiny, high-capacity carbine with the thing that goes up when it is ready to discharge the load in its magazine?

Powerful.
Black.
Attractive.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Scapegoats and Sacrificial Lambs at the Outrage Outlet! at December 08, 2015 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

234 So Shaun is unfamiliar with dildos?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 08, 2015 02:32 PM (vg8iE)

he may be, but judging by his ownership of guns and his theory on gun owners, his wife probably isn't.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 02:34 PM (AkOaV)

235 "
yeah but it's all old news, like the $28,500 deposit
"

How about the story of how the feds just resettled about 20 syrian refugees in Texas but are refusing to say where for "their safety".

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 02:34 PM (Kqit+)

236 So Shaun is unfamiliar with dildos?


Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 08, 2015 02:32 PM (vg8iE)


I'd say he's intimately familiar with them. The longer the better.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 08, 2015 02:35 PM (t06LC)

237 Oh, yeah, baby, keep--BLAM!

Damn.

Posted by: Penises are exactly like Guns at December 08, 2015 02:35 PM (VAsIq)

238 And yet Shaun's witless, inane, boilerplate tweet gets +10x as many likes as Shapiro's astute observation.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 02:35 PM (E5UB0)

239 "going to "



Going to....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 02:35 PM (LA7Cm)

240 >>>
Nothing at hot air to steal?

yeah but it's all old news, like the $28,500 deposit




In the end, you will come to me.

Posted by: The SideBar Muse at December 08, 2015 02:35 PM (evdj2)

241 No item in our society looks and functions more like a vagina than our president.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 08, 2015 02:36 PM (ppaKI)

242 "In my mind the same people accusing the NF of racism also accused UKIP of racism, so I took that with a grain of salt. "

And the teaparty as well.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 02:36 PM (Kqit+)

243 219 A U.S. Army officer on Tuesday defended her decision to use female guards at Guantanamo Bay's top-secret Camp 7, where Muslim prisoners say contact with unrelated women violates their religion.


*********

That battle has been going on for awhile now, --isn't getting much coverage.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:36 PM (mcm0N)

244 I hope this discussion isn't going to devolve into a juvenile, penis-joke thread.


No chance.

Posted by: Grump928(c) aka Two-Gun Toby at December 08, 2015 02:36 PM (evdj2)

245 200
The niece is a devout Catholic to boot. Makes the pilgrimage to Chartes on foot every year. Very attractive. Long blond hair and that French girl casual style that seems so easy. interesting what she says about French contributions to Western Civilization and her desire to see France maintain its native character.





Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 02:37 PM (Cszmt)

246
Haifa customs staff seized 4,000 dolls encouraging terrorism against Israelis Tuesday, in yet another revelation about Palestinian Arab incitement against Israel amongst the youngest Palestinians.

Religion of Peace!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 02:37 PM (fWAjv)

247 No penis jokes, please.

Posted by: Harry Cox at December 08, 2015 02:37 PM (vsbNu)

248 What an immature, silly, narcissistic man. We are doomed. Leftist ideas are like a nuclear bomb that destroyed all the humans and left cockroaches in their place.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 02:38 PM (E5UB0)

249 Does anyone know what happened to the legislation calling for a moratorium on Syrian refugee immigration passed by the House? Harry Reid said it would never get through the Senate. I thought he no longer ran the Senate.

Seriously, how did McConnell screw this up?

The Congressional Republicans are ineffectual, which creates a huge gap between what voters want and what the process delivers. Trump fills that gap and then the likes of Paul Ryan denounce him.

We have had an open southern border for years. Last year Obama & Co actively recruited folks from Central America to walk through Mexico with the promise of permisos. And Trump is the one beyond the Pale?

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2015 02:38 PM (r1fLd)

250 Skank-a-thon:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/030008.php

This material will be on the final.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 08, 2015 02:38 PM (1xUj/)

251 >>> Milo is an incredible fighter for the right. I'm so old I remember a few months back when Malor wrote a post on here about how ashamed Andrew Breitbart would be of his site right now based on a Milo post about the word "cuck." Gabe should honestly apologize at this point. We need more Milo's on our side. Posted by: Rich at December 08, 2015 02:31 PM (MIdlN)

Milo is the Perez Hilton of conservative blogo-journalists. Is he over the top? Yes, most of the time. Okay 99% of the time, hah. And he'd agree! But he has a joyous zeal in fighting the left that I suspect Andrew would have enjoyed. We need more happy warriors, the days ahead are going to be so bleak otherwise.

And Milo did yeoman's work in his reporting on the Gamergate debate, so he gets a huge pass from me due to that.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 02:39 PM (hvf9s)

252 A U.S. Army officer on Tuesday defended her decision to use female guards at Guantanamo Bay's top-secret Camp 7, where Muslim prisoners say contact with unrelated women violates their religion.


*********

That battle has been going on for awhile now, --isn't getting much coverage.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:36 PM (mcm0N)


Yes, but now that ALL Military Jobs are being opened up to Females, why is there any question about these jobs also?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 02:39 PM (gf8BH)

253 241 No item in our society looks and functions more like a vagina than our president. Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 08, 2015 02:36 PM (ppaKI) *golf clapNicely done

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 02:39 PM (fWAjv)

254 The Brother needs a new hat.

Posted by: Kwame Kilpatrick at December 08, 2015 02:40 PM (evdj2)

255 Internet sleuths found other tweets in which King sounds much like what he now criticizes. In one tweet King purportedly sent, he said that having a 9mm Ruger "hand cannon" next to his bed makes him "feel pretty safe." In another, he said that he owned a 9mm with "hollow point bullets."

If this was supposed to be part of his "pro-gun" tweets then I feel better that he deleted them and is now a full, unabashed lefty. He looks better to me on the other side.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 02:40 PM (zc3Db)

256 I thought the 8 ball was the most important ball in billiards.

I suppose you could play 9 ball, which would be a different race.... I guess.

Elizabeth Warren wants to ban the 3 ball. Racisssssst.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 08, 2015 02:40 PM (ODxAs)

257 What the hell, man?

Posted by: strap-on at December 08, 2015 02:31 PM (VAsIq)


Pffft, amateur....

Posted by: A Sawzall with a dildo where the blade should be at December 08, 2015 02:40 PM (LUgeY)

258 *BURP*

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2015 02:41 PM (vsbNu)

259 >>Seriously, how did McConnell screw this up?

He hasn't. Yet.

It is still in the Senate and the supposition is that McConnell may attach it to the omnibus spending bill to get around a Dem filibuster.

We should know soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 02:41 PM (/tuJf)

260 My wang is so dangerous, it needs a tax stamp.

Posted by: wooga at December 08, 2015 02:41 PM (1vktO)

261 I just went to the g u n shop and purchased a new friend. She is pink. I like her. She has nothing to do with a penis, unless a male thug breaks into my home. Then she'll have something to do with a penis.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 08, 2015 02:42 PM (dFi94)

262 >>> 241 No item in our society looks and functions more like a vagina than our president. Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 08, 2015 02:36 PM (ppaKI)

Da.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin, getting lube at December 08, 2015 02:42 PM (hvf9s)

263
Milo never gets angry. That's how he beats them.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 02:42 PM (iQIUe)

264 "Milo is the Perez Hilton of conservative blogo-journalists. Is he over the top? Yes, most of the time. Okay 99% of the time, hah. And he'd agree!"


I think he would disagree. I think he would say he is over the top all of the time. He is terrific and he shows the left for the insecure bullies that they are.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 08, 2015 02:42 PM (OD2ni)

265
Posted by: A Sawzall with a dildo where the blade should be at December 08, 2015 02:40 PM (LUgeY)



Proper name is 'The Fucking Adapter."

o.O

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 02:43 PM (fWAjv)

266 and, oddly, the racial symbolism in "the game of pool" (white ball herding up the colored balls -- seriously).

Lord ... in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when brown will go down .. the left side pocket.

Posted by: Rev. Joseph Lowery Inaugural Benediction Pool at December 08, 2015 02:43 PM (zc3Db)

267 Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 08, 2015 02:30 PM (mf5HN)

The same alexthechick who now has more than 1,000 followers on the Twitter machine?


*basks in reflected glory*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 08, 2015 02:43 PM (1xUj/)

268 Cocked. locked. And ready to Rawk (some cock).

Posted by: Shaun King at December 08, 2015 02:43 PM (jOCta)

269 250
Skank-a-thon:



http://ace.mu.nu/archives/030008.php



This material will be on the final.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 08, 2015 02:38 PM (1xUj/)


That's a funny ass-thread. I never read that one before.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 08, 2015 02:44 PM (3dOE/)

270 Skank-a-thon:


Do not, I repeat, DO NOT drink any liquid or eat anything, I repeat ANYTHING, while reading that unless you want it forcibly ejected from your nose against your will.

It's funny as all hell.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 02:44 PM (LUgeY)

271 Well, how about that? Erik Ericson is actually defending Trump (sort of) with his ban all Muslims remark and says that he has won another round with the GOP who have managed to side with Obama and MSNBC.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:45 PM (2x3L+)

272 That's a funny ass-thread. I never read that one before.


Many funny assed threads are possible. Let me be your guide.

Posted by: The Google on the Edge of Forever at December 08, 2015 02:45 PM (evdj2)

273 "I just went to the g u n shop and purchased a new friend."

So sad she was so quickly lost in a tragic boating accident.

Also, I heard a radio promo the other day that said "Suppose you were sleeping in your home and someone came in and stabbed your son to death and stabbed your other children? One dad in Kentucky held the attacker until the police came to arrest him."

Kill him. I would kill someone who came into my house and even tried to stab my children. I'm not sure of the whole story but...are we supposed to commend the father's restraint?

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 02:45 PM (Z/8dZ)

274 Ben Shapiro's tweet made me laugh our loud. Really.

Look, I've been typing and deleting all over the last thread. Fear of banning and of being misunderstood and all that, but some folks here are obtuse about some of this I slam stuff, so here is the condensed version.

I slam is not just a religion, it is a total philosophy. The political and religious aspects cannot be separated like threads in a cloth. They are inseparable, and enforced with violence.
We ignore this at our own peril.

No other philosophy glorifies theft, rape, slavery, murder, conquest, torture, and lying as long as it is done for its god.
We ignore this at our own peril.

Look at a map of the world, and where all the low grade wars and insurgencies are, and then look at who is fighting whom. See a commonality?
We ignore this at our own peril.

No other group in history (since AD) has had such a sustained history of spreading death, disease, and misery. Only the mechanized death machines of 20th century communism have managed to come close.
We ignore this at our own peril.

Bringing people here who subscribe to this philosophy is antithetical to freedom and will only lead to problems. Worrying about how one sounds when attempting to head off said problems is PC foolishness.

Only one major "religion" has this problem (to them, a feature, not a bug)---That the more devout one gets, the greater the chances that said adherent will become murderous.

We ignore this at our own peril.
How many more of our few freedoms are we willing to give up or have taken from us before we wake to what is essentially an eternal clash of civilizations?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2015 02:45 PM (kKHcp)

275 Oh my...

the White House Press Secretary just unloaded on Trump... using his official White House resources.

White House is NOW involved in the Presidential Race... on the TAXPAYERS DIME.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 02:46 PM (qh617)

276 It is still in the Senate and the supposition is
that McConnell may attach it to the omnibus spending bill to get around a
Dem filibuster.
We should know soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 02:41 PM


Never mind that Choom Boy is apparently already having them shipped in....

This is one of the reasons that Trump, despite the withering slanging he's getting from Tepid Air, is still gaining support: the GOPe talks -- or, to be more accurate, blathers -- while the Mocha Messiah does his fingers-in-ears "la, la, la...I can't hear you!" act. Teh Donald proposes action. Which I'm sure he'll carry out after he's elected.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 02:47 PM (ykopX)

277 All these BLM SJW OWS thougth they would be making cash from their bullshit for a long time. Now, most of them are scrounging for places to live except the three biggest scam artists: DeRay, Netaaaaaa, and King. I expect them to all get the ax sooner than later. Netaaaaa had the gall to quit her job with AI after a month. She thought she could just take off any old time and they said no.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 02:47 PM (iQIUe)

278 The first Google entry for aggravated haberdashery is an Ace post.

Posted by: Grump928(c) aka Two-Gun Toby at December 08, 2015 02:47 PM (evdj2)

279 The problem I have with Game of Thrones?

Not enough cock.

Posted by: Shaun King at December 08, 2015 02:47 PM (jOCta)

280 @275
Trump is either a blundering idiot (as so many seem to think) or truly the most savvy non-politician we have seen.

Posted by: IC at December 08, 2015 02:48 PM (a0IVu)

281
She has nothing to do with a penis, unless a male thug breaks into my home. Then she'll have something to do with a penis.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 08, 2015 02:42 PM (dFi94)










"Honest officer, I was aiming center mass. I didn't MEAN to shoot him 5 times in the dick."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 02:49 PM (gwpf+)

282 he problem I have with Game of Thrones?

Not enough cock.





I'm available.

Posted by: Spartacus: Blood and Sand at December 08, 2015 02:49 PM (evdj2)

283 I had to tunnel out of the ass with a spoon.

Posted by: The Shaunking Redemption at December 08, 2015 02:49 PM (VAsIq)

284 We ignore this at our own peril.
How many more of our few freedoms are we willing to give up or have taken from us before we wake to what is essentially an eternal clash of civilizations?
Posted by: OneEyedJack


Dead. Spot. On.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 02:49 PM (DKgtk)

285 It is kind of hilarious that a pasty, wimpy bodied white guy who wants to be black is opinionated about anyone else's projection.

Posted by: Seems legit at December 08, 2015 02:49 PM (OWndX)

286
I should start a GoFundMe so I can afford a Semmerling LM-4 5-shot .45ACP hold-out gun.----Anna Puma

Look into a Boberg XR-9

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 08, 2015 02:49 PM (uhftQ)

287 With so many people saying they're straight up racists, and not being able to parse words that well, I'm reluctant to speak well of them.

On the other hand, I also suspect I'm looking at, in France, the same crap I see going on over here, in which anyone who challenges the open-borders regime is delegitimized as a "racist."
------------------------------------------------------------
duh. Whenever I see the term "racist" I assume it's leftist horseshit. They've cried wolf once too often for me.

And also, what is really important is the rightness of the policy she is proposing, not her personal beliefs.

Especially when the other side does not point out specific policy problems but instead chucks out a magic bugaboo word designed to avoid discussion by frightening off all nice thinking people, that's a red flag.

We've got to stop being conned by this bullshit. If she's the only one who is willing to save France from destruction and she's a racist, that's better than France being destoryed, non?

Of course it's not ideal, but the sociopaths running things in Europe has made it so that any alternative is preferable to them.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 02:49 PM (E5UB0)

288 Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 02:46 PM (qh617)
Mentioned that an hour ago... the moron's didn't seem to care.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 02:49 PM (MbrzC)

289 280 @275
Trump is either a blundering idiot (as so many seem to think) or truly the most savvy non-politician we have seen.
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2015 02:48 PM (a0IVu)


--As Rush would say, rent-free . . .

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 02:50 PM (vsbNu)

290 Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2015 02:45 PM (kKHcp)

+1000

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 02:51 PM (qh617)

291 NGU

It's the rights of the --ugh. It's gross.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:51 PM (mcm0N)

292

As a well-endowed-American, I enjoy hearing about how my gun ownership is tied to my genitalia. Given that I cannot be the only one (statistically if nothing else), then some percentage of people who enjoy firearms must not be "compensating." If that is true, then the converse must be as well. There must be at least some large percentage for whom the lack of gun ownership indicates the absence of any male potency at all. We could have a name for such people. I propose calling them something easy to remember, like Leftists.

Posted by: imp at December 08, 2015 02:52 PM (XIXZz)

293 "I just went to the g u n shop and purchased a new friend."



So sad she was so quickly lost in a tragic boating accident.


Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 02:45 PM (Z/8dZ)

==========================================


I know. Now I haz teh sadz. Good news though - no more waiting period in Wisconsin, so I can make a new friend and lose a new friend everyday!



Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 08, 2015 02:52 PM (dFi94)

294 280 @275
Trump is either a blundering idiot (as so many seem to think) or truly the most savvy non-politician we have seen.

Posted by: IC at December 08, 2015 02:48 PM (a0IVu)


Yup.... Trump has spent very little money so far... yet is talked about every day by all the Networks...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 02:52 PM (qh617)

295 On the other hand, I also suspect I'm looking at, in France, the same crap I see going on over here, in which anyone who challenges the open-borders regime is delegitimized as a "racist."



France needs another 129 dead to get their hearts right and jog their memory.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 02:53 PM (DKgtk)

296 Posted by: Spartacus: Blood and Sand at December 08, 2015 02:49 PM (evdj2)

No shit. It's a real shame that they had to sully a very decent and interesting series (all of them, actually) with their obsession with gay men. This seemed to be a thing with Starz series. I guess they didn't want to let HBO hold a monopoly on perversion and repulsion.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 02:53 PM (zc3Db)

297 What are the politics of NYDN? I thought they were supposed to be somewhere between Post and Times.

Posted by: bjk at December 08, 2015 02:53 PM (x2rNW)

298 Trump is either a blundering idiot (as so many seem to think) or truly the most savvy non-politician we have seen.
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2015 02:48 PM (a0IVu)
-------------

With a single statement he put every other republican candidate to his left and forced them to defend their position - and their position just happens to be very similar to Obama's. So, yeah savvy is a good word for it.

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at December 08, 2015 02:53 PM (yioUz)

299
What are the politics of NYDN? I thought they were supposed to be somewhere between Post and Times.
Posted by: bjk at December 08, 2015 02:53 PM (x2rNW)

They have gone over to the dark side....full left wing wackos

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 02:54 PM (gf8BH)

300 Ok I just followed a link from Instapundit on the professions most likely to have sex at a Christmas Party and was confronted with an ad explaining the best sex position for guys with small penises. Coincidence?

Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 02:54 PM (Cszmt)

301 I have to run but--

I saw Chique trying to post--she had --"testing testing testing " in her handle--looks like she is getting auto-banned by pixy.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 02:54 PM (mcm0N)

302 Mentioned that an hour ago... the moron's didn't seem to care.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 02:49 PM


Not so much "don't care" as "what the hell can you do?"

The Preezy and his Choom Gang have a free pass to do whatever they damn please, never mind trivial shit like "laws," "regulations" or "courtesy." As the commercial tagline says, "it's what they do."

Would it make you feel better if someone said "impeachment is off the table" again, for the umpteenth time?

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 02:54 PM (ykopX)

303 What are the politics of NYDN? I thought they were supposed to be somewhere between Post and Times.
Posted by: bjk at December 08, 2015 02:53 PM (x2rNW)



Based on the last week or so? Jew hating bat shit insanity.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 08, 2015 02:54 PM (mf5HN)

304 Personally I pack a 9. Inches.

Oh the handgun, I don't go smaller than 45 ACP. While a 9mm may expand to .45, a .45 will never shrink to a 9.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 08, 2015 02:54 PM (t06LC)

305 "279 The problem I have with Game of Thrones?

Not enough cock.
Posted by: Shaun King"

The hell you say.

Posted by: Butters at December 08, 2015 02:54 PM (OD2ni)

306 It's only a phallic symbol if you don't have one, and it's not if you do have one preferably in a large caliber.

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2015 02:55 PM (k0xxN)

307 >>>> OneEyedJack at December 08, 2015 02:45 PM
--------
The PC bullshit is literally allowing these mass murders to occur unchecked. With both San Bernadino and Fort Hood, there were warning signs that were ignored by people afraid to offend or sound racist.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:55 PM (2x3L+)

308 We ignore this at our own peril.
How many more of our few freedoms are we willing to give up or have taken from us before we wake to what is essentially an eternal clash of civilizations?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2015 02:45 PM (kKHcp)

----------------------

I've come to the conclusion that there are "acceptable losses" that the DC crowd decided are worth it to keep things the way they are.

Some of these losses are lives of innocent civilians some of them are our rights and freedoms.

Note it is now "unAmerican" and "crazy" to control our borders in a way that protects American lives and freedom.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 08, 2015 02:55 PM (LXJ1e)

309 I would think that being white but thinking you are black, making a fantasy world around that concept, and defying reality when confronted would be enough to prove mental illness and deny gun ownership.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 08, 2015 02:56 PM (AhyHb)

310 Nothing like a good ol' "Small Penis" thread to get the wheels turning! That Ace, the guy knows his customers!

Posted by: goon at December 08, 2015 02:56 PM (gy5kE)

311 We lose 10, 20%. Tops.

Posted by: Agent Johnson, no relation at December 08, 2015 02:56 PM (evdj2)

312 Donald J. Trump - 3m3 minutes ago
A new poll indicates that 68% of my supporters would vote for me if I departed the GOP & ran as an independent.

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Tweet from The Donald a few minutes ago - shot across the bow.

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at December 08, 2015 02:57 PM (yioUz)

313 I'm planning on dressing up as Shaun King for Halloween(spray on hair, molester mustache, hipster glasses, white face paint). Is that considered black face/white face/gray face? I don't want to get in trouble with the race police again.

Posted by: Ted Danson at December 08, 2015 02:57 PM (yB1PK)

314 Shemp is having a hissy fit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 02:58 PM (/tuJf)

315 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 02:58 PM (GwIKd)

316 Never bring your sword to a gun fight. You might shoot your dick off.

Posted by: Stuff Jefferson Said at December 08, 2015 02:58 PM (3dOE/)

317 The first Google entry for aggravated haberdashery is an Ace post.
Posted by: Grump928(c) aka Two-Gun Toby at December 08, 2015 02:47 PM (evdj2)


Remember, Horde, there is absolutely nothing that could ever ever ever go awry with googling stuff here at the HQ!

Don't know what the term means? Fire up that google on the internet machine and find out! It will be fine. Just. Fine.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 08, 2015 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

318 Shep is one major asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 02:59 PM (gf8BH)

319 "What are the politics of NYDN? I thought they were supposed to be somewhere between Post and Times.
Posted by: bjk at December 08, 2015"


Used to be the case. Liberal, but not unreasonable. Think Ed Koch. I guess sales are down and they are going for the niche Salon/Gawker type. I never read it anyway. Only the NY Post for me.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 08, 2015 02:59 PM (OD2ni)

320 Donald J. Trump - 3m3 minutes ago

A new poll indicates that 68% of my supporters would vote for me if I departed the GOP ran as an independent.


The GOP would rather lose than win with a nominee like Trump....or Cruz, let's face it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 02:59 PM (oVJmc)

321 >>>>> Ok I just followed a link from Instapundit on the professions most likely to have sex at a Christmas Party
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Well, what were the professions that made the list? Do t just leave us hanging here.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:59 PM (2x3L+)

322 Before Murdoch bought it, the NY Post used to be the left wing tabloid in the city. Just after he bought it, to jump start ads and circulation, Murdoch went to Bloomingdale's and offered a few months of free ads but got turned down: "Your readers are my shop lifters."

Over time, the Post and the Daily News essentially switched their readership. The Post also gets upscale readers as it has good local, sports and business reporting.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2015 02:59 PM (r1fLd)

323 We can't turn away all of those young, taut, brown men with stunning facial hair. That's not who we are!

Posted by: Shepherd Smith at December 08, 2015 02:59 PM (LYCUN)

324 Shep is one major asshole

He's bucking for Colonel.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 03:00 PM (oVJmc)

325 Don't know what the term means? Fire up that google on the internet machine and find out! It will be fine. Just. Fine.

Yeah, no, I learned my lesson.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 08, 2015 03:00 PM (PFy0L)

326 64% in MO opposed to bringing in Syrian refugees (per radio news).

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 03:00 PM (oVJmc)

327 Well, to be fair, they both have that thing that goes up.

Posted by: fly gal at December 08, 2015 03:01 PM (8TdcF)

328
Posted by: Shepherd Smith at December 08, 2015 02:59 PM (LYCUN)

You're way to old for a chai boy, Shep.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 03:01 PM (oVJmc)

329 Shit one more point --then I really have to go because blood pressure.

If a religion said that African Americans had to wear burqas or that African American guards in the military serving their country in Guantanamo --violated the religious rights of prisoners by --simply touching them--almost all of America would say--"we are not putting up with that."

I get the religious freedom argument--but we told Mormons that polygamy was off the table...

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 03:01 PM (mcm0N)

330 The officer told a court at the base in Cuba that she started to use women to transport prisoners in 2014 due to a shortage of guards. She said that a Muslim cultural adviser said it would be OK because guards were touching male prisoners as part of their duties.

I believe this, actually.

Islam just makes shit up whenever it can push the envelope.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 08, 2015 03:01 PM (Xd2w5)

331 I wonder if ISIS would untie Greg Louganis before they threw him off? He would show them somethin'. Perfect 10's all the way to the sidewalk! Very little splash!

Posted by: goon at December 08, 2015 03:02 PM (gy5kE)

332 King: Donald Trump has gone full blown Nazi on us

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 03:03 PM (fWAjv)

333 Don't know what the term means? Fire up that google on the internet machine and find out! It will be fine. Just. Fine.

Yeah, no, I learned my lesson.



"Snowballing"

What is...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 08, 2015 03:03 PM (1xUj/)

334 We need more Milo's on our side.
Posted by: Rich at December 08, 2015 02:31 PM (MIdlN)

I'm not gay, but I'll be a top shelf jerk to liberals if someone will pay me for it! For $50k/y I'll talk smack til my fingers bleed. I'm doing it now for free.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 08, 2015 03:04 PM (xuouz)

335 King: Donald Trump has gone full blown Nazi on us


Larry? Is he still alive?

IM-HO-TEP IM-HO-TEP

Posted by: Grump928(c) aka Two-Gun Toby at December 08, 2015 03:04 PM (evdj2)

336 Why is homosexuality a punishable offense by death when so many of the Muszie men are having sex with boys? Do they not consider that activity as a form of homosexuality?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 03:04 PM (2x3L+)

337 "No item in our society looks and functions more like a vagina than our president."

FUCK MEEEEEE

Posted by: Obama's America at December 08, 2015 03:04 PM (V5Nbq)

338 332 King: Donald Trump has gone full blown Nazi on us




Nah. We ain't started killing countrymen yet.


Yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 03:05 PM (DKgtk)

339 All these supposed legal experts who say that Trump's latest is blatanly unconstitutional are wrong. There's already a stautue on the books:
8 U.S. Code 1182 - Inadmissible aliens
(f) Suspension of entry or imposition of restrictions by President
Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate. .....

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2015 03:05 PM (r1fLd)

340 >>> Remember, Horde, there is absolutely nothing that could ever ever ever go awry with googling stuff here at the HQ!
Don't know what the term means? Fire up that google on the internet machine and find out! It will be fine. Just. Fine. Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 08, 2015 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

Hah! Also avoiding the Urban Dictionary. THAT is an education you do not soon forget.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 03:05 PM (hvf9s)

341 I'm wrapping Christmas presents on my bed and have discovered two things:

1) that grid on the back of wrapping paper. Yeah it's not just for cutting a straight line. You can also use it to line up the package on the paper. Never realized this before. Mind blown.

2) the wrapping paper is sparkly and getting sparkles all over my bed which makes me feel like I belong in a brothel.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 03:05 PM (Kqit+)

342 professions most likely to have sex at a Christmas Party


===

Not mine! Everybody would know!

Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 03:05 PM (3ZtZW)

343
...when so many of the Muszie men are having sex with boys?

Posted by: L, Elle

We prefer goats, but sometimes boys must do in a pinch.

Posted by: Mohammad al Faisel Mohammad at December 08, 2015 03:07 PM (OiFtZ)

344 the wrapping paper is sparkly and getting sparkles all over my bed which makes me feel like I belong in a brothel.

Don't worry, my brother Fredo runs this place.

Posted by: Tom Hagen at December 08, 2015 03:07 PM (8ZskC)

345 Donald J. Trump - 3m3 minutes ago
A new poll indicates that 68% of my supporters would vote for me if I departed the GOP & ran as an independent.

===

Yup.

Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 03:07 PM (3ZtZW)

346 274 Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2015 02:45 PM

Word.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 08, 2015 03:07 PM (nSW/N)

347 Trump is either a blundering idiot (as so many seem to think) or truly the most savvy non-politician we have seen.

The two are not mutually exclusive. That this can be true is an indication that our political class is special ed.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 08, 2015 03:07 PM (9krrF)

348 116 How you doing?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2015 02:13 PM (2hIDY)


A little slow apparently.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 08, 2015 03:08 PM (bLnSU)

349
Yep, as stated above this is the exact kind of asshole that should NOT have a gun.


But as King himself wrote in his self-help book, '100 Life Goals,' he was once forced to resign from his job at his alma mater, Morehouse College,the historically-black institution attended by Martin Luther King Jr., for brandishing a gun while trying to drive his car through a crowded campus block party.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2015 03:08 PM (fWAjv)

350
With the Trump news, it looks like the Bush legacy will end with a whisper.

Posted by: JEB at December 08, 2015 03:08 PM (OiFtZ)

351 Nah. We ain't started killing countrymen yet.

They're outsourcing that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 08, 2015 03:09 PM (9krrF)

352 There's already a stautue on the books:

8 U.S. Code 1182 - Inadmissible aliens


Whoa, if Trump could forbid foreign Muslims during their little 'phase', he could also forbid illegal immigrants from entering...

He must be stopped!

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2015 03:10 PM (3U4+k)

353 With the Trump news, it looks like the Bush legacy will end with a whisper.

Get those people back in here. TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!!

Posted by: Mortimer Bush at December 08, 2015 03:10 PM (8ZskC)

354 A new poll indicates that 68% of my supporters would vote for me if I departed the GOP ran as an independent.

So he'd definitely lose to Clinton, then.

I wish we could have got Biden to run, as well as maybe a couple of B-list celebrities on both sides.

This election needs more clusterfuck.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 08, 2015 03:10 PM (bLnSU)

355 "332 King: Donald Trump has gone full blown Nazi on us"

What is it with people named Peter King. You have Peter King the annoying liberal Congressman from New York. Then you have Peter King the uber-SJW writer for Sports Illustrated that puts little political digs in every column.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 08, 2015 03:10 PM (OD2ni)

356 With the Trump news, it looks like the Bush legacy will end with a whisper.


Posted by: JEB at December 08, 2015 03:08 PM


That's one thing for which we can all be grateful!

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 03:11 PM (ykopX)

357 2) the wrapping paper is sparkly and getting sparkles all over my bed which makes me feel like I belong in a brothel.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 03:05 PM (Kqit+)
===========================================

I bought that sparkly wrapping paper a couple of Christmases ago. It made me want to convert to Buddhism. Glitter everywhere for weeks, and the tape doesn't stick. I ended up having to wrap all the glitter presents with string, just to hold that crappin' paper on the gift. My mom got the sparkle paper too because I made her. She still yells about it to this day.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 08, 2015 03:11 PM (dFi94)

358 Skank-a-thon:
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/030008.php
This material will be on the final.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 08, 2015 02:38 PM (1xUj/)


Spiders!

Posted by: Lea at December 08, 2015 03:11 PM (lIU4e)

359 Aparenty some would rather be dead than rude.

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 03:12 PM (GwIKd)

360
I predicted this Trump debacle, and will now predict a solid Hillary Clinton win for the presidency with Bill returning to the White House as chief poon assembler and dissembler.

Posted by: Howard Dean at December 08, 2015 03:12 PM (OiFtZ)

361 Don't know what the term means? Fire up that google on the internet machine and find out! It will be fine. Just. Fine.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 08, 2015 02:58 PM (mf5HN)


Nobody does it for accuracy, why should they do it for definitions?!?!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 08, 2015 03:12 PM (bLnSU)

362 I'm not a liberal, you're just a crazy wing nut!

Also, please donate to the IRA.

Posted by: Rep. Peter King at December 08, 2015 03:12 PM (LYCUN)

363 I think Rubio & Bush & Fiorina & Christie & Kasich need to all have a talk with the two Bobs.

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at December 08, 2015 03:13 PM (yioUz)

364 341
I'm wrapping Christmas presents on my bed and have discovered two things:



1) that grid on the back of wrapping paper. Yeah it's not just for cutting a straight line. You can also use it to line up the package on the paper. Never realized this before. Mind blown.



2) the wrapping paper is sparkly and getting sparkles all over my bed which makes me feel like I belong in a brothel.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 03:05 PM (Kqit+)


What's going on here? Pics?

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 08, 2015 03:13 PM (3dOE/)

365 The problem I have with Game of Thrones?

Not enough cock.


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Theon Greyjoy at December 08, 2015 03:13 PM (NF2Bf)

366 At the moment, I don't care about Trump one way or the other; however, I freely admit I would absolutely love to see the look on O's face when he's standing there next to Trump when he's swearing his oath.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 08, 2015 03:14 PM (ppaKI)

367
My father the mailman would never stand for a Trump presidency, and I stand with my father for a more inclusive president such as myself.

Posted by: John Kasich, Governor Ohio at December 08, 2015 03:14 PM (OiFtZ)

368 355 "332 King: Donald Trump has gone full blown Nazi on us"

What is it with people named Peter King. You have Peter King the annoying liberal Congressman from New York. Then you have Peter King the uber-SJW writer for Sports Illustrated that puts little political digs in every column.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 08, 2015 03:10 PM (OD2ni)

Check out kissingsuzykolber's peter king takedowns. Legendary. The old ones, that site is long gone. The lights are on but everyone left.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 08, 2015 03:15 PM (xuouz)

369 And then, the pegging.

Posted by: Sisters of Castle Anthrax at December 08, 2015 03:15 PM (W2YA6)

370 Posted by: Theon Greyjoy at December 08, 2015 03:13 PM (NF2Bf)

http://tinyurl.com/p7o7wgm

Posted by: Ramsey at December 08, 2015 03:15 PM (LYCUN)

371 Surprisingly, Huma does not support Trump's immigration plan. And who are the people who keep claiming she is attractive?

She is not.

http://tinyurl.com/z8apjz3

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 03:16 PM (/tuJf)

372 Well, JK Rowling has just declared Trump worse than Voldemort for not wanting to allow Muslims in. I guess he is done then! /sarc

Fictional killer of your protagonist's parents > real life business person that never killed anyone, just ran off his mouth. Gotcha.

Look I get the left hates the guy, but you would think Trump derangement syndrome would not be quite this bizarre.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 03:16 PM (hvf9s)

373 Who could have thought people would be talking about stopping Islamic immigration in 2016?

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 03:17 PM (GwIKd)

374 the wrapping paper is sparkly and getting sparkles all over my bed which makes me feel like I belong in a brothel.

Posted by: Lauren


I'll bet they will feel great IN the bed!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 03:17 PM (FkBIv)

375
She is not.


Posted by: JackStraw

Tread carefully or I will visit you personally and get this matter straightened out.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at December 08, 2015 03:17 PM (OiFtZ)

376 "She is not. "

She thinks she's Stacy from What Not To Wear.

She is not.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 03:17 PM (Z/8dZ)

377 Yikes! Weasel Zippers has the picture of Ryan with the beard. NOT a good look dude. And now *he's* doing that finger pointing thing like O while saying "That's not who we are". So sick of that phrase already.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2015 03:18 PM (GDulk)

378 Look I get the left hates the guy, but you would think Trump derangement syndrome would not be quite this bizarre.


Pfft. He ain't seen nothin' yet.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at December 08, 2015 03:18 PM (ppaKI)

379 Woohoo! Per Drudge, the Mayor of Philadelphia wants to "ban" teh Donald, too!

After Jan 20, 2017, there are gonna be a lot of tongues slurping away at Trump's shoes in hopes of getting back on his good side....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 03:18 PM (ykopX)

380 "My father the mailman would never stand for a Trump presidency, and I stand with my father for a more inclusive president such as myself.
Posted by: John Kasich, Governor Ohio at December 08, 2015 03:14 PM (OiFtZ)"

My father the bartender told me Hillary is a mean drunk.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at December 08, 2015 03:19 PM (OD2ni)

381 hillary strokes out before the election and bill has a one week sad before calling epstein

Posted by: Feh at December 08, 2015 03:19 PM (6MaBu)

382 Well, JK Rowling has just declared Trump worse than Voldemort

She dared to speak his name?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 03:19 PM (FkBIv)

383 314 Shemp is having a hissy fit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 02:58 PM (/tuJf)

---
When is Shemp not having a hissy fit?
Seems to be his job is to have hissy fits.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:20 PM (MbrzC)

384 Yikes! Weasel Zippers has the picture of Ryan with the beard. NOT a good look dude.
============================================



Yikes indeed. What the heck? Is he going for the Abe Lincoln look?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 08, 2015 03:20 PM (dFi94)

385 Huma strongly reminds me of those aliens from V. I suspect every day when she gets home she removes her face and starts scarfing down hamsters.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 08, 2015 03:20 PM (ppaKI)

386 382
Well, JK Rowling has just declared Trump worse than Voldemort



She dared to speak his name?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 03:19 PM (FkBIv)


Fear of a name only increase fear of the thing itself.

Posted by: Hermione Scoldypants at December 08, 2015 03:20 PM (3dOE/)

387
Kasich and Rubio are both neophytes who have never chaired a large company meeting, and have spent their entire careers sucking from the fruits and labors of taxpayers instead of creating wealth.

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at December 08, 2015 03:20 PM (OiFtZ)

388 King: Donald Trump has gone full blown Nazi on us

Again: ISIS is Hitler, Gaylord is Chamberlain, and Trump is Churchill, sounding the warning.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

389 what a spectacle, all the moral preening

Posted by: Feh at December 08, 2015 03:21 PM (6MaBu)

390 "Nazi"

Well, its a change of pace from "Cowboy", I guess.

Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 03:21 PM (3ZtZW)

391 The GOP would rather lose than win with a nominee like Trump....or Cruz, let's face it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 02:59 PM (oVJmc)
---
They both should just defect to 3rd party.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:21 PM (MbrzC)

392 323 We can't turn away all of those young, taut, brown men with stunning facial hair. That's not who we are!
Posted by: Shepherd Smith at December 08, 2015 02:59 PM (LYCUN)
______________________

Isn't it ironic to be lectured on what it means to be American by dopes like Shep Smith, or the dimwit who spent his childhood in Indonesia and a couple decades of his adulthood pretending to have been born in Kenya (as shown in his author's bio), and who spent years of his life listening to people he admired saying things like "G-d damn Amerikkka!" and "I wish I'd planted more bombs in the U.S."

IOW, the people who understand the least about what it means to be American are the ones who spend the most time lecturing the rest of us on "who we are" as Americans.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 08, 2015 03:21 PM (a31sM)

393 She is not.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 03:16 PM


In the immortal words of Redd Foxx: "That's a ugly white woman!"

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 03:21 PM (ykopX)

394 Well, JK Rowling has just declared Trump worse than Voldemort




Brit. Who cares?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 03:21 PM (DKgtk)

395 You people don't get it--look at the obvious connection between guns and the penis. We use the same words for both--glans, foreskin, veiny, throbbing, tumescent, delicious, meat-pole, spermy snack, pink porpoise of desire, meat hammer, Lil' Shaun...

The story tells itself.

Posted by: Shaun King at December 08, 2015 03:21 PM (LCqTx)

396 Is this thread still going?

Yikes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 03:21 PM (AkOaV)

397 Wait, all I had to do to win over everyone to my side is let Muslims in? Why did not one tell me!

Allahu Avada Kedavra on you all!

Posted by: Voldemort at December 08, 2015 03:22 PM (hvf9s)

398 That's not who we are". So sick of that phrase already.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2015 03:18 PM (GDulk)


Yup.... I am a Free American Citizen.

Government does not get to say what I am.

Those who we elect, do not get to say what we are.

WE do...

If he wishes to speak for himself? That's OK... when he speaks for US... its Hubris.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 03:22 PM (qh617)

399
Miss Smith is probably spotting and will find relief when she begins to flow and stop eating chocolate.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 08, 2015 03:22 PM (OiFtZ)

400 This is awesome.Trump has people shitting their pants.Maybe literally,Shep should check his drawers.

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2015 03:22 PM (8HTq1)

401 the wrapping paper is sparkly and getting sparkles all over my bed which makes me feel like I belong in a brothel.
Posted by: Lauren


Freshmen year in college we decorated our hall with a bunch of glittered up snowflakes...the housekeeping staff was not amused.

Posted by: Lea at December 08, 2015 03:22 PM (lIU4e)

402 Larry? Is he still alive?

IM-HO-TEP IM-HO-TEP

Posted by: Grump928(c) aka Two-Gun Toby at December 08, 2015 03:04 PM (evdj2)
----

I was thinking probably the dipshit congressman from NY.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:23 PM (MbrzC)

403 Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 03:18 PM (ykopX)

Provided that Trump doesn't meet with a convenient accident first, I don't agree with everything he says and I don't agree with that comment (abut Muslims), but he has a lot of people who don't like him. He's not my first choice for President but I'd vote for any Republican over Hillary (or Bernie) I don't think Berniel get the nod, and I pray for Trump's safety and well being every day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:23 PM (No/ki)

404 Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2015 03:05 PM (r1fLd)
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sshhh don't let facts get in the way of their meme.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:23 PM (MbrzC)

405 So let me get this straight,

We don't want to be 'mean' to people who toss gay men off buildings?


??

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 03:24 PM (GwIKd)

406 Starz cancelled Camelot.
It starred Tamsin Egerton as Guinevere. She was obsessing over Twink Arthur instead of manly Lancelot.

So yes, gay men ruined Starz.

Posted by: wooga at December 08, 2015 03:24 PM (1vktO)

407 Well, JK Rowling has just declared Trump worse than Voldemort

Brit. Who cares?
Posted by: rickb223


Wonder how she feels about Anjem Choudary?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 03:24 PM (FkBIv)

408 Aparenty some would rather be dead than rude.

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 03:12 PM (GwIKd)


The French preferred to starve rather than eat potatoes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 03:25 PM (zc3Db)

409 I'm really digging the new normal of elected executives talking about wishing they could control private citizens speech and movements.

Because, that's who we are.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 08, 2015 03:25 PM (W2YA6)

410 373 Who could have thought people would be talking about stopping Islamic immigration in 2016?
Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 03:17 PM (GwIKd)
_________________________

It's a debate that is long overdue.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 08, 2015 03:25 PM (a31sM)

411 405 So let me get this straight,

We don't want to be 'mean' to people who toss gay men off buildings?


??

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 03:24 PM (GwIKd)

And Legally treat Women as HALF a Man...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 03:25 PM (qh617)

412 Welp, guess it's cheaper for the hypocritical little shithead than having penis enlargement surgery...

Posted by: WTFO at December 08, 2015 03:26 PM (GxhCK)

413 I think average joe America agrees with Trump. Average Joe is sick of the Presidential and media shit.

And if Muslims don't want to assimilate, screw them.

Posted by: Seems legit at December 08, 2015 03:26 PM (OWndX)

414 This thread is NOT WHO WE ARE.

Posted by: The People Who Are Who We Are at December 08, 2015 03:26 PM (8ZskC)

415 >>We don't want to be 'mean' to people who toss gay men off buildings?

Not so much the throwers as the throwies.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 03:26 PM (/tuJf)

416 With all the evil in the world, so much of it perpetrated by ISIS, and Rowling decides Trump is like Voldemort?

I guess abu bakr al baghdadi gets a pass because he's a religious scholar or something....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 03:26 PM (NOIQH)

417 America's a salad bowl, not a melting pot.

Wingnuts.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 08, 2015 03:27 PM (W2YA6)

418
People need to drop the effin "we" -- there is no "we" here.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 03:27 PM (iQIUe)

419 2) the wrapping paper is sparkly and getting sparkles all over my bed which makes me feel like I belong in a brothel.
Posted by: Lauren

We're going to Hell just for thinking about responses to this, aren't we?

Posted by: The Moron horde at December 08, 2015 03:27 PM (326rv)

420 Yeah I hate the "that's not who we are" line as well. Speak for yourselves.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 03:27 PM (Z/8dZ)

421 I think ol' JK is projecting. In her Potterverse, the Deatheaters are fanatical followers of Voldemort who violently murder anyone who denies him. The authorities deny and cover for their terrorist attacks until it's too late.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 08, 2015 03:27 PM (ppaKI)

422 WHO WE BE?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 08, 2015 03:28 PM (FkBIv)

423 417
America's a salad bowl, not a melting pot.

Wingnuts.


Posted by: Chupacabra at December 08, 2015 03:27 PM (W2YA6)


I like tossed salad.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 08, 2015 03:28 PM (3dOE/)

424 Yikes! Weasel Zippers has the picture of Ryan with the beard. NOT a good look dude.
==============================


I don't know...I thought he looked good with the beard (although I didn't see that particular picture).

Posted by: Lea at December 08, 2015 03:28 PM (lIU4e)

425 Evidently J.K. Rowling doesn't read her own books if she thinks Trump is like Voldemort

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:28 PM (No/ki)

426 J.K. Rowling writes kiddie books. Who effing cares?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 03:28 PM (oVJmc)

427 Anyone missing some 747s?

http://tinyurl.com/h9wdmog

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 03:29 PM (AkOaV)

428 Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 08, 2015 03:20 PM (dFi94)

Lol, that's exactly the thought I had. The look wasn't exactly awesome for Lincoln either, for that matter, and if it's a cynical play to voter subconscious it's even more irritating.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2015 03:29 PM (GDulk)

429 Hi there. Shaun's new in town and he'd like to get to know you.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 08, 2015 03:29 PM (OZmbA)

430 Well, JK Rowling has just declared Trump worse than
Voldemort for not wanting to allow Muslims in. I guess he is done then!
/sarc



Fictional killer of your protagonist's parents > real life
business person that never killed anyone, just ran off his mouth.
Gotcha.



Look I get the left hates the guy, but you would think Trump derangement syndrome would not be quite this bizarre.



Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 03:16 PM (hvf9s)


The funny thing about the lefty bubble is eventually the lefties forget they are in one. Then their stupidity starts to affect their bottom line.

Rowling doesn't have any more books to sell. But she does like her residuals, I'm sure. None of which are being bought and paid for by the muzzie horde.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 03:29 PM (TOk1P)

431 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:23 PM (No/ki)
---
One thing is for sure, he's pissing off all the right people.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:30 PM (MbrzC)

432 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 03:28 PM (oVJmc)

They['re not Kiddie books. They're about kids but you will find lots of adults who read the books and/or saw the movies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:30 PM (No/ki)

433 Shep Smith's eyes give me the creeps. Wonder if it's all the make-up?

Posted by: Seems legit at December 08, 2015 03:30 PM (OWndX)

434 I'm not a liberal, you're just a crazy wing nut!

Also, please donate to the IRA.
Posted by: Rep. Peter King

Great; now I'm conflicted.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at December 08, 2015 03:30 PM (326rv)

435 I like tossed salad.

Posted by: Shep Smith


I enjoy watching the salad get tossed.

Posted by: Brian Williams at December 08, 2015 03:30 PM (NF2Bf)

436 Muzzies would kill Rowling in a second.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 03:30 PM (Z/8dZ)

437 Blacks on the whole are pretty fine with guns, further evidence this dork is not authentically black, as they call it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 03:31 PM (39g3+)

438 >>> 2) the wrapping paper is sparkly and getting sparkles all over my bed which makes me feel like I belong in a brothel.
Posted by: Lauren

Just don't put a red light out front for christmas...people will get the wrong idea...

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 03:31 PM (hvf9s)

439 America's a salad bowl, not a melting pot.


BEAUTIFUL TAPESTRY, BABY!!

Just keep your pasty white cracker ass out of certain patches where it doesn't belong, if you know what's good for it.

Posted by: Maya Angelou, Poet Laureate Emeritus at December 08, 2015 03:31 PM (8ZskC)

440 Discuss: Who is more clueless, JK Rowling or Delores Umbridge?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 03:31 PM (TOk1P)

441 For me, as soon as you declare yourself to be an SJW, none of your words have any real meaning and your works are all suspect--because either you are being paid or are looking to get paid as any whore must do.

As a class, Super Judgmental Weasels, bring nothing to the party but heaving bosoms full of fake emo-outrage, bad spelling/grammar, and even worse theater.

So, little boy, Shaunie, renounce your weapons, who cares? I do NOT. I can assure you that the actual Black guys in the BLM movement are not renouncing theirs because it's simply too much work to kill a cop or Whitey by hand--dangerous too.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 03:31 PM (kXoT0)

442 Gorgeous mosaic.

Posted by: Perverse diversity at December 08, 2015 03:32 PM (FkBIv)

443 Before I forget...

Shaun boyo, this is a hand cannon.

The Semmerling LM-4
http://preview.tinyurl.com/av4x9ct

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2015 03:33 PM (2hIDY)

444 "We are the ones we've been waiting for, that's who we are. The waiting ones. And the ones being waited for. We are them. Both of them. Them we are. Them. We. We. We.

And who are you? You are not We, you are all wee-wee'd up about we being the ones we've been waiting for." -- King Barky


"Yeah! What he said!!" -- Toadie Paul Ryan, beaming from beneath his new beard.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 03:33 PM (zc3Db)

445 Provided that Trump doesn't meet with a convenient accident first, I don't agree with everything he says and I don't agree with that comment (abut Muslims),..........
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:23 PM
(No/ki)
-------------------------

I also don't agree with his comment about Muslims either - instead he should have proposed to stop ALL immigration for the foreseeable future. We've put a ban on all immigration before and for very good reason.

We have too many people here now on social services that we cannot support. There is no skill or expertise that cannot be fulfilled with the population we have. Immigration to this country is not a right.

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at December 08, 2015 03:33 PM (yioUz)

446 5 also, no one calls a 9mm a "hand cannon" i mean, cmon.

Probably channeling Steve Buscemi in "Desperado"


"....and comes out with the biggest hand cannon I've ever seen!!"

Posted by: Jack at December 08, 2015 03:34 PM (53CCM)

447


Josh Earnest just called the Trump hair fake.

*settles in with popcorn*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 08, 2015 03:34 PM (1xUj/)

448 >>> Rowling doesn't have any more books to sell. But she does like her residuals, I'm sure. None of which are being bought and paid for by the muzzie horde. Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 03:29 PM (TOk1P)

She has a new series of murder mysteries for adults that are doing pretty well.

I was going to go buy all three currently out on Amazon at some point, shiny new versions. But I'm thinking the library will be the way to go now, or used at the DI. She has enough of my money.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 03:34 PM (hvf9s)

449 440 Discuss: Who is more clueless, JK Rowling or Delores Umbridge?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 03:31 PM (TOk1P)



I dunno who Delores Umbridge is, but Rowling has made more money stealing ideas from Lewis and Tolkien than Lewis or Tolkien ever made combined.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 08, 2015 03:34 PM (vgIRn)

450 Rowling has been desperately trying to stay relevant since the Harry Potter books ended eight years ago. She's spent a fair amount of time recently trying to keep the subject matter alive through a website with her own insights into the characters, plot, and things.

I think deep down she knows that no one gives a damn about her real world opinions.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 08, 2015 03:35 PM (PFy0L)

451 Lol, that's exactly the thought I had. The look
wasn't exactly awesome for Lincoln either, for that matter, and if it's a
cynical play to voter subconscious it's even more irritating.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2015 03:29 PM (GDulk)
===================================================

Lots of guys around here grow out their beards in winter just for the warmth factor. He's only here on weekends though, so that excuse seems kinda lame. Maybe Jenna likes it. Who knows? I like facial hair on a man, but his looks .... meh. Maybe it's just at that awkward stage.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 08, 2015 03:35 PM (dFi94)

452 Posted by: Stay out da bushes at December 08, 2015 03:33 PM (yioUz)
---
And it should just be temporary, it should be 'until further notice'... and that notice should be in about 25 years, maybe longer.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:35 PM (MbrzC)

453 One thing is for sure, he's pissing off all the right people.

I think Trump often speaks off the cuff with consideration of all the ramifications I also think he says things to get attention. In that sense he's quite narcissistic, although i suppose in order to be a high profile businessman you have to be narcissistic, as you do in order to be a politician, But I an quite easily see Trump saying, "Did I say that? I don't recall" about any number of things he said or promised if he becomes President-which would also make him much like every often political candidate. However, I grant you he's very good at getting attention; He's practically made it into an form..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:35 PM (No/ki)

454 THIS is a hand cannon.

http://bit.ly/1ID5utX


S&W 500

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 03:36 PM (DKgtk)

455 So when did a 9mm become a hand cannon?

And wtf am I supposed to be compensating for?

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 03:36 PM (zyIlW)

456 "without" considering the ramifications.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:36 PM (No/ki)

457 oops - 'should not'

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:36 PM (MbrzC)

458 This is fantastic. A non-Trump thread has morphed into a Trump thread. I can see why he is so successful at business - and how he gets the lovely ladies to marry him.

Posted by: IC at December 08, 2015 03:38 PM (a0IVu)

459 >>> Discuss: Who is more clueless, JK Rowling or Delores Umbridge?

Right wingers must not tell lies!

Posted by: Rowling and Umbridge with the black quill at December 08, 2015 03:38 PM (hvf9s)

460 Josh Earnest just called the Trump hair fake.

*settles in with popcorn*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 08, 2015 03:34 PM (1xUj/)
---

I thought the same... awwwsh11t now you've done it josh.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:38 PM (MbrzC)

461 Posted by: Stay out da bushes at December 08, 2015 03:33 PM (yioUz)

I agree with stopping all immigration unless they're are very specific circumstances such as Christians under threat of death. That is why I support Cruz who support a moratorium on all immigration until proper vetting can be worked out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:38 PM (No/ki)

462 I dunno who Delores Umbridge is, but Rowling has
made more money stealing ideas from Lewis and Tolkien than Lewis or
Tolkien ever made combined.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 08, 2015 03:34 PM (vgIRn)


Umbridge was the government toady who denied the real evil in their midst, actively collaborating with the murderous death cult, until she was whisked away and gang-raped by a bunch of centaurs.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 03:38 PM (TOk1P)

463
My moose limb vetting procedure:
"Is one of your names Hussein, Huma or Jarret?"
"OK, drop them off in the Namibian desert."

Hey, it's a start.

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2015 03:40 PM (HgMAr)

464 and gang-raped by a bunch of centaurs

Go on.

Posted by: Shaun King at December 08, 2015 03:40 PM (evdj2)

465 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:38 PM (No/ki)
---
Only he didn't, just from troublesome countries.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:40 PM (MbrzC)

466
Another sign that islam is completely nuts and dangerous is how the so effin embraced sharia law the past 50 years.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 03:40 PM (iQIUe)

467 she was whisked away and gang-raped by a bunch of centaurs.

But were they black centaurs?

Posted by: Shaun King at December 08, 2015 03:40 PM (LYCUN)

468 Anyone missing some 747s?


http://tinyurl.com/h9wdmog


They're ours. We'll pick them up as soon as we're finished assembling the rest of the components. Malaysia seemed like a friendly place to park them.

Posted by: ISIS at December 08, 2015 03:40 PM (6Cu7i)

469 Yay! This day just gets better and better. First, I got my pink revolver. And just now my Bible study books were delivered. Is this a great country or what!

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 08, 2015 03:41 PM (dFi94)

470 Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:40 PM (MbrzC)

That was the quote I had read. My mistake then.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:41 PM (No/ki)

471 My moose limb vetting procedure:
"Is one of your names Hussein, Huma or Jarret?"
"OK, drop them off in the Namibian desert."



Eat this ham sammich and draw a picture of Mo.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 03:41 PM (DKgtk)

472 So when did a 9mm become a hand cannon?

When the hand holding it was really, really weak.

And wtf am I supposed to be compensating for?

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 03:36 PM (zyIlW)


Kick. Though some people like compensators just for the look, which is about all it would be good for on a "hand-cannon" 9mm, super, ultra-matic round, multi-mag gatling pistol.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 03:41 PM (zc3Db)

473 460
Josh Earnest just called the Trump hair fake.



*settles in with popcorn*



Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 08, 2015 03:34 PM (1xUj/)

---



I thought the same... awwwsh11t now you've done it josh.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:38 PM (MbrzC)


This could get good. Is there polling upside available in the primary by going directly after Pussy of the United States? I think there is.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 08, 2015 03:41 PM (3dOE/)

474 All religious courts shd be banned. They are not catering to a culture. Women are forced to accept having their cases in sharia court, including abuse cases.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 03:42 PM (iQIUe)

475 she was whisked away and gang-raped by a bunch of centaurs.

Interestink.

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at December 08, 2015 03:42 PM (oVJmc)

476 until she was whisked away and gang-raped by a bunch of centaurs.

Well...it was Tuesday you know.

Posted by: The Centaurs at December 08, 2015 03:42 PM (NF2Bf)

477 Living rent free in their heads, people!

Posted by: Trump's Hair Weasel at December 08, 2015 03:42 PM (hvf9s)

478 Trump's hair isn't fake, it's just a really, really elaborate comb over.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 03:43 PM (Z/8dZ)

479 469 Yay! This day just gets better and better. First, I got my pink revolver. And just now my Bible study books were delivered. Is this a great country or what!



Praise the Lord and pass the ammo!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 03:43 PM (DKgtk)

480
We denounce Donald Trump for his inflammatory comments regarding our friendly Muslims immigrants who have dramatically increased America's technical knowledge and provided great historical references from the past.

Posted by: Presidents Dole, McCain, and Romney at December 08, 2015 03:43 PM (OiFtZ)

481 Earnest's boss is the failure that let all this happen. What is Earnest's boss going to do to see this doesn't happen again? Trump, at least, has a plan.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

482 S&W 500
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 03:36 PM (DKgtk)

No thanks!
I shot one cylinder of hot .460 not long ago. Not my gun. Offered the chance to shoot another, I declined, so my buddy's son fires them off one-handed.
Big whoop. He loaded up with mild 45lc.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2015 03:43 PM (kKHcp)

483 "without" considering the ramifications.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:36 PM


How's having candidates -- and elected hacks -- who "consider the ramifications" working for ya?

Newt, the Mutt, Shrillery, Crazy Uncle Bernie, even Heb! and Rubio are experts is pushing out the thought-out, beautifully-phrased swill. So, for that matter, is Choom Boy. Endless bandwidth has been sacrificed to praising the eloquence of these Supermen of the Spoken Word.

And look where we are: the country is far from safe, far from financially stable, far from treating its own citizens decently.

So a boorish, loud, shoot-from-the-lip guy comes along and offers real solutions to the problems and proposes action instead of words.

Shameful, I tell ya. Poppin' Fresh haz a sad.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 03:43 PM (ykopX)

484 We're the Fukahwee?

Posted by: The Fuhahwee Indians at December 08, 2015 03:43 PM (HgMAr)

485 They took umbrage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 03:44 PM (FkBIv)

486

I just had a meeting with 5 Jewish women. All voting for Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 03:44 PM (+J+KT)

487 "Living rent free in their heads" doesn't seem to be an adequate plan for governing. Hopefully, if he does get elected he gets over a need for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:44 PM (No/ki)

488 I don't give a dayum about Trump's hair, whether it's fake or not has no more meaning than Bobo's Nuanced Shade of Grey Du Jour does.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 03:45 PM (kXoT0)

489 "This could get good. Is there polling upside available in the primary by going directly after Pussy of the United States? I think there is.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 08, 2015 03:41 PM (3dOE/) "
----
I could actually see Trump saying something like that... like hey josh at least I'm not an apologist for the 'pussy in chief'. Say it at an event, you know so FNC can't invoke the two-week rule. lol

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:45 PM (MbrzC)

490 "Living rent free in their heads" doesn't seem to be an adequate plan for governing. Hopefully, if he does get elected he gets over a need for that.



He doesn't have a need.

He just lives there. That is all on them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 03:46 PM (DKgtk)

491 Really?

An existential threat is staring us, as a nation, in the face--and the WH decides that name-calling is the way to go.

Can't get fired up over Americans getting killed, but boy, can the fucking child pretending to be a leader throw a tantrum when all wee-wee'd up over talk of sensible vetting procedures so as to prevent assholes that want to get their jihadi on from even setting foot here.

But noo, let's go the "nyah-nyah boo-boo, your hair looks fake!" route.

Real presidential, that guy.

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 03:46 PM (zyIlW)

492 Annnnnd in this corner, we have the Mighty mouth himself, Donald Trump!!!

And in the other corner, defending the gentle souls who in one week pushed gays off of buildings, killed co-workers that held a baby shower for them and other hijinks..The Beltway....BAND-DIT!!!!!!

Gee, who will win?

Posted by: Papist Bograt at December 08, 2015 03:46 PM (326rv)

493 To clarify I thought "I should get the popcorn ready", not that his hair was fake.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:46 PM (MbrzC)

494 Howie Carf, local Boston radio host, had I'm Just a Typical White Person t-shirt made up after that speech The JEF gave & I ordered one in 2008. It was one of my garden shirts for 2 years but I had to toss because it was torn & filthy.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 03:46 PM (sj3Ax)

495 I just had a meeting with 5 Jewish women. All voting for Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 03:44 PM (+J+KT)


That's the kind of stuff I like to hear.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 03:46 PM (zc3Db)

496 The Trump's hair is merely a cat taking a very long nap

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Doodle-Cat-6.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2015 03:47 PM (2hIDY)

497 she was whisked away and gang-raped by a bunch of centaurs.



**************

I wrote about this in a hippie newspaper some years ago.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at December 08, 2015 03:47 PM (vgIRn)

498 Did you really get a pink gun, grammie?

I think I might buy one in green if they made them. And they were a pretty shade.

Posted by: Lea at December 08, 2015 03:47 PM (lIU4e)

499 >>> I don't give a dayum about Trump's hair, whether it's fake or not has no more meaning than Bobo's Nuanced Shade of Grey Du Jour does.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 03:45 PM (kXoT0)

I keep it undyed so that in the series of glorious movies made about me in the future, you will easily be able to see the passage of time! Because I'm thoughtful like that.

Posted by: Obama, living rent free in his own head at December 08, 2015 03:48 PM (hvf9s)

500
Living rent free in their heads, people!
Posted by: Trump's Hair Weasel at December 08, 2015 03:42 PM (hvf9s)
..........................

And obviously the rent is too damn high. That's why they're empty.

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2015 03:48 PM (HgMAr)

501 We denounce Donald Trump for his inflammatory comments regarding our friendly Muslims immigrants who have dramatically increased America's technical knowledge and provided great historical references from the past.
Posted by: Presidents Dole, McCain, and Romney at December 08, 2015 03:43 PM (OiFtZ)

Bitches, PLEASE, I worked with Ethnic Muslim Males in IT. Since I was a woman, they did not feel the need to answer my phone calls or emails. If they had to accomplish a task that I needed done or provide some information, I had to round up some guy to use as my go between.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 03:50 PM (kXoT0)

502 Did you really get a pink gun, grammie?



I think I might buy one in green if they made them. And they were a pretty shade.

Posted by: Lea at December 08, 2015 03:47 PM (lIU4e)
=============================================



I did:

http://bit.ly/1NgMNcl



I think this particular company offers a variety of colors and patterns. Go to Charter Arms.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 08, 2015 03:50 PM (dFi94)

503
The WH press secretary called someone's hair fake?
Glad they're focused on grown-up problems. Makes me feel safe.

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2015 03:51 PM (HgMAr)

504 I keep it undyed so that in the series of glorious movies made about me in the future, you will easily be able to see the passage of time! Because I'm thoughtful like that.
Posted by: Obama, living rent free in his own head at December 08, 2015 03:48 PM (hvf9s)

So, wowza, you gotz da majic hair that one day is almost pure white and the next day a deep charcoal.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 03:51 PM (kXoT0)

505 Howie Carf, local Boston radio host, had I'm Just a
Typical White Person t-shirt made up after that speech The JEF gave
I ordered one in 2008. It was one of my garden shirts for 2 years
but I had to toss because it was torn filthy.



Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 03:46 PM (sj3Ax)


Tell us more about the torn *ampersand* filthy shirt... type slowly.

Posted by: AoSHQ Male Collective at December 08, 2015 03:51 PM (TOk1P)

506 Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 03:43 PM (ykopX)

I believe I am not the only person here who voted for both McCain and Romney so the better question might be "how it's working out for all of is?" It's not working out very well

Can't really say how Trump would govern, he loves the country. and doesn't appear to be a flat out Marxist so in that respect he'd be a big improvement. However, the strategy of getting in people's head merely for the sake of getting in their heads sounds more like an obsessive need for attention which doesn't seem like a very positive quality.

But as many people think whateve Trump says or does is just Uggggggge(ly) great I think I'll get off this thread before the the flame wars start. I'm not in a mood for it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:51 PM (No/ki)

507 Did you really get a pink gun, grammie?

I think I might buy one in green if they made them. And they were a pretty shade.



They have a teal that, imho, is closer to green.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 03:52 PM (DKgtk)

508 And obviously the rent is too damn high. That's why they're empty.

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2015 03:48 PM (HgMAr)
-----

Don't joke, that guys actually in the race.

October 15th,2015
BUFFALO, N.Y. (WIVB) - Move over Donald Trump, there's another disgruntled New Yorker attempting to make his way in the Republican party.

Jimmy McMillan, a famously well-known figure in New York State, is tossing his figurative glove in the ring for the 2016 presidential election. McMillan became known for his bid for governor in New York State in 2010 when he placed his "Rent is Too Damn High Party" squarely in the face of all New Yorkers.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 03:53 PM (MbrzC)

509 P.S. Considering all the ramification of how you would deal with Muslims here and those wanting to come in was probably something that should have been addressed after 9/11.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:53 PM (No/ki)

510 I worked with Iraqi muslims, Sherry.

Yes, they're some sexist bastards.

Fortunately, my SAW was my go-between.

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 03:54 PM (zyIlW)

511 Somebody should give Josh a noogie at the press briefing.

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2015 03:54 PM (HgMAr)

512 Just posted in the AoS Moron Lifestyle FB group a picture of pink long rifles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2015 03:54 PM (2hIDY)

513
It looks like Trump finally jumped the shark. From The Washington Examiner:

Reince Priebus condemns Trump on Muslim ban

Put the horses in front, it's all downhill from here.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 08, 2015 03:55 PM (RcpcZ)

514 They were dems. And they want a fence, and border security and a suspension of immigration from terror states, and profiling. And they want Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 03:55 PM (+J+KT)

515 nood

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 03:56 PM (GwIKd)

516 You can get a firearm any color you want, thanks to the miracle of Cerakoting.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 08, 2015 03:56 PM (W2YA6)

517 They have a teal that, imho, is closer to green.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 03:52 PM (DKgtk)

Now we're talking. I was never a pink/purple accessories kinda gal.

Hmmm, maybe the gun safe is not full, after all...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 03:57 PM (kXoT0)

518 Yeah!!!!! We finally found something that the Stupid party will unite against and fight.....One of their candidates.

JEF, not so much.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at December 08, 2015 03:57 PM (326rv)

519
Oops!

Put the horses in back, it's all downhill from here.

Clearly, Trump can never bounce back from being denounced by Reince Priebus.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 08, 2015 03:58 PM (RcpcZ)

520 >>Now we're talking. I was never a pink/purple accessories kinda gal.

Me neither Sherry!

Off to new thread, now...

Posted by: Lea at December 08, 2015 03:59 PM (lIU4e)

521 Umbridge was the government toady who denied the real evil in their midst, actively collaborating with the murderous death cult, until she was whisked away and gang-raped by a bunch of centaurs.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 03:38 PM (TOk1P)

Aaaaand SCENE.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 08, 2015 04:01 PM (xuouz)

522 I think I'll get off this thread before the the flame wars start. I'm not in a mood for it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 03:51 PM (No/ki)

Begun, the Trump wars have. There is...no escape.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 08, 2015 04:02 PM (xuouz)

523 aw damnit

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 08, 2015 04:02 PM (xuouz)

524 512 .... a picture of pink long rifles.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2015 03:54 PM (2hIDY)


Go on...

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 08, 2015 04:05 PM (vgIRn)

525

ah, good
this was covered and then some
nice, Ace

I posted this earlier today as my chuckle of the day.

Ben. Love him.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2015 04:13 PM (qCMvj)

526 Ha!

Tiny-dicked ghey black-wannabe retard who beats off to pics of Mandingo finally ejected from liberal tribe due to unnatural gun-love.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2015 04:16 PM (DS/jh)

527 Put the horses in front, it's all downhill from here.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 08, 2015 03:55 PM (RcpcZ)
---
lol for the GOPe anyway.

Best gift Reince could give Hillary.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 04:19 PM (MbrzC)

528 I support a moratorium on immigration until we find out which low-level employee approved the killer-wife's visa application without bothering to check whether her home address in Pakistan even existed. Once that person is fired, and that person's supervisor is fired for not making sure s/he did the job right, and whoever hired both of them is fired for putting such incompetents in jobs where they would be making life-or-death decisions, and until they are all replaced by people who are demonstrably willing and able to do the job . . . do I even need to finish this thought? Why has it not even occurred to Obama or the press or the Republican leadership to ask why heads haven't (metaphorically) rolled for this total screwup? Because they didn't give a damn.

Posted by: Dr Weevil at December 08, 2015 10:03 PM (B81dz)

529 Ah, the old 'a gun is a phallus for sexually inadequate men' ploy. What Freud didn't know, because the research hadn't yet been done, is that the deliberate display of the phallus is almost universally used by male primates in the wild to express aggressiveness. So if a gun is a phallus, it doesn't necessarily follow that its possessor is a wimp.

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at December 09, 2015 06:41 PM (U4QC6)

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