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Open Thread
William Harnett, "Still Life with Fruit and Vase" (1881)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at December 08, 2015 12:29 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 12:30 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 12:31 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: HH at December 08, 2015 12:31 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 12:31 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Aviator at December 08, 2015 12:31 PM (8SmDb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 08, 2015 12:32 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 12:33 PM (kdS6q)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Harnett
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 12:34 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Rape Grape at December 08, 2015 12:34 PM (zxnPQ)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 08, 2015 12:32 PM (NeFrd)
Hey farmer farmer
Put away the DDT
I don't care about spots on my apples
Leave me the birds and the bees
Please!
Posted by: Joni Mitchell at December 08, 2015 12:34 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 12:34 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: William Harnett at December 08, 2015 12:35 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 12:35 PM (iQIUe)
He's proposing to use Google algorithms to identify and eliminate "hate speech" as he defines it.
Posted by: MTF at December 08, 2015 12:35 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Dang at December 08, 2015 12:35 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 12:35 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: SCOAMF at December 08, 2015 12:35 PM (PxdJM)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 12:35 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 08, 2015 12:36 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: HH
My grandparents had some of those glass grapes. Very fancy. And dusty.
Posted by: Dang at December 08, 2015 12:36 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 12:36 PM (LUgeY)
fixed it...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 08, 2015 12:36 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: MTF at December 08, 2015 12:35 PM (TxJGV)
Well that's awesome.
I think google already sorts results (or is talking about doing so) based on "truth" or "truthiness"
As in, if you google "global warming", wattsupwiththat and others will be #15000 while alarmist sites all are in the first 3 pages of results.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 12:37 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 12:37 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 12:37 PM (Kqit+)
Which one of you kids has been banging the crap out of the edge of this table!?
Posted by: William Harnett at December 08, 2015 12:35 PM
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It's from when you get drunk and lose the bottle opener, dad.
Posted by: The kids at December 08, 2015 12:37 PM (zxnPQ)
Christian terrorism is just as bad as islamic terrorism, it just takes a different form. Christianity uses something I like to call "systemic terrorism" where they warp the courts, government, and police into instruments of oppression. Every police killing is an act of Christian terrorism. And that's not who we are.
Posted by: Jeffrey, Chemist at December 08, 2015 12:37 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at December 08, 2015 12:38 PM (Jj/2n)
Slippery slope baby. Slippery fucking slope. Soon, he won't be happy with just shutting down speech.
Posted by: MTF at December 08, 2015 12:38 PM (TxJGV)
Please!
Posted by: Joni Mitchell
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My dad was a gentleman farmer after he left the military- owned a small apple orchard. The only time in my life (I'm not exaggerating) that I ever heard him use a swear word was one day out in the orchard he pulled an apple off a tree, brushed some bird droppings off and said,
"Birds crap on the apples, make them taste like shit."
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 08, 2015 12:38 PM (NeFrd)
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Shutup Joni.
Ever pause to consider all the uptick in food bourne illnesses is because self appointed, know it, all do gooders.... like you.... have been forcing more and more food suppliers to abandon preservatives and go "organic"??
You don't care about spots on a melon?
Here... have another bite of salmonella.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 12:38 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 08, 2015 12:39 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 12:39 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 08, 2015 12:39 PM (dFi94)
It occurred to me that in the middle of WW2, most Americans were peaceful. Only a small percent were military. And of the military even, most were peaceful, just providing food and building bridges, for the front lines. And even the front lines were "mostly peaceful", except when they were actually pulling the trigger.
So most of Islam is likewise mostly peaceful, but is a structure that sustains jihad by a few. And we have trouble discerning which allegedly westernized Muslims really have allegiance to America first. Some that were tortured in Iran indeed do, but others like some of the Farook family provide a support system for the trigger pullers.
A moratorium on Muslims ... ask them if they are Muslim and then follow them, or be more diligent about their country of origin, or profile them in other non PC ways. Can we put American Muslims through sensitivity training like our colleges do to conservatives? heh
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 08, 2015 12:40 PM (26Yu7)
Here... have another bite of salmonella.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 12:38 PM
Just as long as it's organic salmonella....
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 12:40 PM (ykopX)
I was there until the game ended. What'd I miss?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 12:36 PM (LUgeY)
My take: A couple people gave chemjeff some minor shit over his islam apologia, and Maet got pissed and shut down the thread.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 08, 2015 12:40 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: William Harnett
I actually have a small antique hutch like that. Complete with marble top.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 12:40 PM (DKgtk)
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I think that's probably unnecessary in this thread.
Posted by: irright at December 08, 2015 12:40 PM (zxnPQ)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 08, 2015 12:40 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 08, 2015 12:38 PM (NeFrd)
wise man, your father was.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 12:41 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: William Harnett
Wasn't me.
Posted by: couch fucker at December 08, 2015 12:41 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 08, 2015 12:36 PM (kpqmD)
That depends. Were any of them bananas?
Posted by: Lea at December 08, 2015 12:41 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 12:41 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 08, 2015 12:38 PM (NeFrd)
Ask me why I don't drink water.
Posted by: W.C. Fields at December 08, 2015 12:42 PM (8ZskC)
Words you'll never hear Patrick Stewart read on "The Simpsons."
Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 08, 2015 12:42 PM (bpn7O)
The political and media elites on both sides of the Channel are absolutely crapping their pants in panic over this. They have no idea what to do now other than to clumsily attempt to smear the Le Pens as fascists.
The rhetoric in the op-ed pieces is pure distilled hysterical shrieking. I particularly liked the one by a finger-wagging female bien-pensant which scolded the French electorate for engaging in what she called a "Dance of Death".
MOAR!!!
Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 12:42 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 12:42 PM (8XRCm)
yesterday. They were sadly underwhelming. Now champagne grapes? Those
are the shit.
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 12:37 PM (Kqit+)
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Grapes at Christmastime are awful. But then sometime in January they get those little green round globe grapes that crunch when you bite into them. I eat about 2 pounds a day. I don't care about the price. Just give me those grapes.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 08, 2015 12:43 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 08, 2015 12:43 PM (uJK1E)
Spray Joni Mitchell too.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 12:41 PM (oKE6c)
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There is no "R" in spay.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 12:43 PM (8XRCm)
Edina: I shall drink water.
Patsy: [Blank look]
Edina: It's a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky.
Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 08, 2015 12:43 PM (bpn7O)
Posted by: Grape Ape at December 08, 2015 12:43 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 12:44 PM (iRZl4)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 08, 2015 12:43 PM (uJK1E)
How about making it a NO TACO TUESDAY, gringo.
Posted by: La Raza at December 08, 2015 12:44 PM (8ZskC)
The problem with pears, and I love them, is there's about a 12-15 minute window in which they stop having the texture of an uncooked potato and become perfect and delicious. After that 12-15 minute window they assume the texture of sandy yogurt.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 08, 2015 12:44 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Grape Ape
In the garbage where they belong.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 12:44 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 12:44 PM (vc6c9)
And I see CJ was back this morning for some more abuse. I gave him a small ration myself, but that was about all.
The dude's stubborn, just like me. I like it. Keeps me on my rhetorical toes.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 12:44 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Fritz at December 08, 2015 12:44 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Grape Ape at December 08, 2015 12:43 PM (H9MG5)
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**retuns banana to the buffet**
Sorry bout that.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 08, 2015 12:45 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Grape Ape at December 08, 2015 12:43 PM
Never mind the bananas...where the hell are the crunchy figs?
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 12:45 PM (ykopX)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 08, 2015 12:45 PM (uJK1E)
Words you'll never hear Patrick Stewart read on "The Simpsons."
Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 08, 2015 12:42 PM (bpn7O)
And starting his walk from LA.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 12:45 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Post-American at December 08, 2015 12:46 PM (Y8P5w)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 08, 2015 12:45 PM (uJK1E)
Replace it with an ad showing Clarence Thomas offering Anita Hill a coke.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 12:46 PM (oKE6c)
Same here, with the same regularly spaced "notches" along the edge - it's where the slab was cut and tooled. Didn't exactly have CNC table sized milling back then.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 08, 2015 12:47 PM (C9pBZ)
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You sound like my 6 year old granddaughter. She loves pears. However, there is an entire day by day inspection process of the pear in question, to make sure it is exactly right. Exactly. Right.
She ought to go to work in a pear factory.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 08, 2015 12:47 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 08, 2015 12:39 PM (eytER)
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I dont know about the first one but I know that Peter Capaldi is a very talented artist. He started out in art school but dropped out to form a band and then went into acting. He enjoys sketching faces he sees on public transport and he is excellent.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)
Okay, party's over. Everybody out of the thread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 12:47 PM (8ZskC)
Any food that needs the timing of the atomic clock at the Naval Observatory to be edible, just isn't worth it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 12:47 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2015 12:47 PM (NjiZL)
Posted by: Jen Psocki at December 08, 2015 12:47 PM (Jj/2n)
"They" say don't wash the grapes before crushing and making wine, it is all part of the natural terroir. I've done that, using the natural yeasts too ... tasted fine. Spider webs more than bird crap though
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 08, 2015 12:48 PM (26Yu7)
Just wanted to stake that position out in case there was any confusion.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 12:48 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 08, 2015 12:45 PM (uJK1E)
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well duh..... everybody knows that Latinos are the servers.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 12:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: J Seinfeld at December 08, 2015 12:48 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at December 08, 2015 12:48 PM (laMCB)
Ahem. Exactly why and how would one know the texture of sandy yogurt?
Nevermind.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 08, 2015 12:48 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Post-American at December 08, 2015 12:46 PM (Y8P5w)
I think realistically that the Left would be braying about gun control (not San Berdoo) but for The Donald, who is focusing attention on the source of the problem: Muslims.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 12:48 PM (oKE6c)
Have you tried our new pear that walks over and taps you on the shoulder when it's time?
Posted by: Monsanto at December 08, 2015 12:49 PM (8ZskC)
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Ummmm...... I can only think of **ONE** place to get "natural" yeast.....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 12:49 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2015 12:49 PM (NjiZL)
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Eat a box of Oreos in the waiting room. Dentists love a sense of humor.
Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 12:49 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 12:49 PM (8ZskC)
On their heels? Wrong. It was all anti-gun all the time.
Now, it's what it should be. Stopping muzzie immigration.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 12:50 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 08, 2015 12:50 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2015 12:50 PM (NjiZL)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk at December 08, 2015 12:50 PM (Jj/2n)
I was there until the game ended. What'd I miss?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 12:36 PM (LUgeY)
This business got out of control. It got out of control and we were lucky to live through it.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 12:50 PM (EzgxV)
Any food that needs the timing of the atomic clock at the Naval Observatory to be edible, just isn't worth it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 12:47 PM (DKgtk)
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Gotta disagree, there.
Poach them in port and brandy....they're always perfect.
Why, brandy-poached pears got this old dude laid, and more than once.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 08, 2015 12:50 PM (Wu2k4)
Sorry bout that.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke"
Errr, that's, uh fine but why don't you just go ahead and keep it. Please.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 12:50 PM (LA7Cm)
Sandy yogurt or Sandy Fluke?
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 08, 2015 12:51 PM (C9pBZ)
Justices Scalia and Thomas vocally and accurately complained that the case was meritorious and required a hearing in full.
Thanks again, George Dubya, for that top-notch Chief Justice pick. Great to know that Obamacare is constitutional and that so are bans on certain rifles. Really looking forward to another four decades or so of the Roberts Court.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 12:51 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 12:46 PM (oKE6c)
heh
Posted by: The Jackhole at December 08, 2015 12:51 PM (3mTyP)
He had valid points, right up until he started in with the moral equivalency. That's the point I put down the Slide-Rule of Rebuking and get the Louisville Slugger of Corrective Phrenology.
But he seems to have fled the field for now, which is probably just as well.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 08, 2015 12:51 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 08, 2015 12:51 PM (uhftQ)
This is the political strategy we like to call: "always".
Posted by: International Order of Lefty French Pancakes at December 08, 2015 12:51 PM (WWdgA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 08, 2015 12:52 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 08, 2015 12:45 PM (uJK1E)
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well duh..... everybody knows that Latinos are the servers.
The damn beaners distracted the shopkeeper and jacked it. /s
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 12:52 PM (DKgtk)
It was a lame ad, one of those that's supposed to pull on your heartstrings, but its all about people feeling sorry for themselves because they speak a different language in a country. Guess what that's supposed to evoke.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 12:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 12:52 PM (Kqit+)
Just wanted to stake that position out in case there was any confusion.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 12:48 PM (AkOaV)
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There's a statement I could use here, but I won't.
Posted by: Soona at December 08, 2015 12:53 PM (Fmupd)
Whew. That's a relief. The whole world was awaiting this important news.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk at December 08, 2015 12:53 PM (Jj/2n)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 12:53 PM (gwpf+)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 08, 2015 12:51 PM (9krrF)
Well, I wish some people would not get all attacky against someone like chemjeff, who is one of us, and who was making a good point.
We can disagree, but still be willing to hear each other out, right?
Or did we go full leftist now that an election is approaching?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 12:53 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: The Godfather at December 08, 2015 12:53 PM (22uju)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at December 08, 2015 12:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson, making a joke that has probably already been made at December 08, 2015 12:53 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 12:52 PM (39g3+)
Nausea?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 12:53 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 12:53 PM (6DKwb)
Posted by: fly gal at December 08, 2015 12:53 PM (8TdcF)
We'll never know now but even if the Left s focus was on gun control that would have made them look even more foolish in light of the facts. Now they avoid that potential wound.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 12:54 PM (iRZl4)
I wish I could remember which publication it was that did a photo shoot of secksual fruit. Probably been more than one over the years.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 12:54 PM (LUgeY)
But I now kill off the yeasts and whatever else might contaminate, then add the little packets of yeast, which can be selected for dry wine or whatever.
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 08, 2015 12:54 PM (26Yu7)
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Achmed can design a clock for that!
srsly tho, there's those clocks that you can plug into a fruit or whatever and it runs ok. You'd think it could be diddled just enough to get that detection thinger you're after.
Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 12:54 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 08, 2015 12:54 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk at December 08, 2015 12:53 PM (Jj/2n)
That was addressed at chemjeff if he's still lurking, since I kind of stayed out of it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
oh, should I start playing now?
Posted by: midget violinist at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (9YDUz)
60 My take: A couple people gave chemjeff some minor shit over his islam apologia, and Maet got pissed and shut down the thread.
And I see CJ was back this morning for some more abuse. I gave him a small ration myself, but that was about all.
The dude's stubborn, just like me. I like it. Keeps me on my rhetorical toes.
*************
I like the guy just based on his Christmas tree, that thing is the bomb----er...
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: everybody's a critic at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (HgMAr)
As expected, Rush didn't freak out over Trump's reasonable suggestion.
The Republicans only get animated when another Republican breaks the PC boundaries or when obama isn't enough of a warmonger.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (6DKwb)
Yeah right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 12:53 PM (6DKwb)
he had to suspend himself for 48 hours after using the word "pussy" in a post.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (Cszmt)
Posted by: The Jackhole at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (3mTyP)
"but I think chemjeff was more right then most of you guys."
[ ] noted
[ ] not noted
[X] blow me
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (iQIUe)
Never stopped them before.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (DKgtk)
People were offended over the Coke ad because "White Savior" and "White Imperialist".
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
"Have a Coke and a -- Heil!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 08, 2015 12:56 PM (NjiZL)
But I now kill off the yeasts and whatever else might contaminate, then add the little packets of yeast, which can be selected for dry wine or whatever.
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 08, 2015 12:54 PM (26Yu7)
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:-/ ..... I.was.joking.
But thanks Cliff. Be sure to tell Sam and Woody and the rest down at Cheers hello from all of us.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 12:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2015 12:56 PM (a0IVu)
We can disagree, but still be willing to hear each other out, right?
Or did we go full leftist now that an election is approaching?
Eh. Tempers are fraying. It's been a long and horrid
Divided by Zero.
Yeah, I think chemjeff's wrong but I respect where he's coming from. I just don't agree with base assumptions is all.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 08, 2015 12:56 PM (9krrF)
Don't get me started on figuring out when's the best time to fuck a watermelon.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2015 12:56 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (iQIUe)
Oh, nice. That's certainly civil.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 12:57 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Pamela Sue Anderson at December 08, 2015 12:57 PM (NjiZL)
CSI used a computer algorithm to enhance the reflection to get his identity. They allowed that in court, swearsies.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 12:57 PM (39g3+)
was on gun control that would have made them look even more foolish in
light of the facts. Now they avoid that potential wound.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 12:54 PM (iRZl4)
After one of these shooting incidents the Left's focus is always on gun control. When have they ever brought up the human aspect - that the shooters are nutjobs or Muslims - and made proposals to address that? And as for looking foolish, not a problem. They've got the megaphone of the MSM. They could claim the sun rose in the west this morning and get half of the country to believe it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 12:57 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 12:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 08, 2015 12:57 PM (AhyHb)
However if you search "Global Warming website" then WUWT shows up on the first page at #9.
That's because so many are getting hip to how much belief in this scam will cost them and their children.
Suddenly it doesn't look so good a cause.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 08, 2015 12:57 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 08, 2015 12:56 PM (9krrF)
...and that's fair. And not a problem.
Some people seem to want to make it more personal, and its not necessary.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 12:58 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 08, 2015 12:58 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 12:58 PM (kdS6q)
So you're willing to hear out Trumpisms?
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 08, 2015 12:58 PM (C9pBZ)
You guys allowed meatlocker to scold you last night?
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 12:58 PM (6DKwb)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 08, 2015 12:56 PM (9krrF)
I'd like to know how many people at the San Bernadino Christmas party would have heartily endorsed his views until Syed returned packing.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 12:59 PM (oKE6c)
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Whoa! Clocks can be atomic?
I want one.
Posted by: Ahmed the Clock Maker at December 08, 2015 12:59 PM (NjiZL)
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Wait. . . what?
Posted by: Pamela Sue Anderson
Relax. They said grapes, not honey dews.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 12:59 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 12:59 PM (6DKwb)
"Have a Coke and a -- Heil!"-----Laurie David's Cervix
I'd like to teach the world to goose step...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 08, 2015 01:00 PM (+aCe4)
Whaaaaaat? An internet censorship algorithm?
Well, that'll stop wrongthink bad talk for sure!!
And not a chance it will be abused.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 01:00 PM (NOIQH)
OK... guy was an IT who got a couple of the medals you get for being in right now... was stationed on the Enterprise...
But IT is a 6 year contract... guy did 4... which means either discipline or weight problems...
Also, IT needs a TS clearance... which I find very troubling with this guys family background.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 01:00 PM (qh617)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 08, 2015 01:00 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 12:55 PM (Cszmt)
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They MUST be desperate. Those steenking Norwegians don't give anything away for free.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 08, 2015 01:00 PM (dFi94)
This painting is nice, very celebratory. The winter trees were rather depressing.
Posted by: IC
The painter died at 44 of liver disease.
Back to being depressed yet?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 01:00 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 12:57 PM
Short-timer, are you? Bruce WaW's reply was very much in keeping with the fine traditions of teh HQ.
Even the proprietor of this here blog has been known to get, well, unhinged when a commenter triggered a response from him -- how well I know! -- but all but the terminally thin-skinned seem to come back for more.
You'll figure it out. Eventually. Maybe.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 01:01 PM (ykopX)
Smooth move there, ExLax. Why haven't you said that to TFP? Where have you been for the past seven years?
Good to know who you think the enemy is, asshole.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 01:01 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: U of Missou Snowflake at December 08, 2015 01:01 PM (Jj/2n)
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 01:01 PM (ykopX)
Yeah, it's my first time posting here. I totally wasn't making a reference to ace's new banning policy, and was just throwing out the word "civil" because I'm a n00b troll.
But I'm sure I'll figure it out one day.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:02 PM (AkOaV)
You'll figure it out. Eventually. Maybe.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 01:01 PM (ykopX)
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Dang. Ive been missing the good threads lately.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 01:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:02 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
That's doubly funny because the CEO of Coke for the longest time was hispanic and now they have a turk running the place.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:02 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 01:02 PM (mcm0N)
Smooth move there, ExLax. Why haven't you said that to TFP? Where have you been for the past seven years?
Good to know who you think the enemy is, asshole.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 01:01 PM (LUgeY)
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Yup. All the more reason to vote for Trump.
Posted by: Soona at December 08, 2015 01:03 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 08, 2015 01:03 PM (C9pBZ)
Heh.... I'll give Wood Shampoo an A+ for persistence.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 01:03 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 08, 2015 01:03 PM (VAsIq)
"Finlands current unemployment rate is 8.7 percent and the basic income proposal is aimed to encourage more people to get back to work."
Great plan should work out great. Hahahaha
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h3dopro
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 08, 2015 01:03 PM (XtAzU)
This is Graham's Hail Mary to try and hit Kasich's poll numbers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 01:04 PM (8ZskC)
__________________________
Nah, I got one for $20 an hour.
But now I have this rash. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2015 01:04 PM (NjiZL)
White hispanic and every one knows turkey has white meat.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:04 PM (DKgtk)
But I'm sure I'll figure it out one day.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:02 PM (AkOaV)
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It's not your first time posting here. Why lie about it? In fact, you use to post under a different name, too, did you not?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 01:05 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 01:02 PM
It has been a while. Things have been somewhat quieter since the New Policy came into effect.
But some commenters appear to be growing fangs and horns again.
Curse you Donald Trump for hurting the CQ (Civility Quotient) of the HQ!
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 01:05 PM (ykopX)
Posted by: Rapey Bear at December 08, 2015 01:05 PM (AhyHb)
Smooth move there, ExLax. Why haven't you said that to TFP? Where have you been for the past seven years?
Yeah you can tell who the real enemy is in these guys' eyes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:06 PM (39g3+)
They're both polling about the same as skim milk, last I saw.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 01:06 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Howard Dean- Uniparty at December 08, 2015 01:06 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at December 08, 2015 01:07 PM (8ZskC)
When I was a kid we used yeast to keep birds away from certain places around the farm. In fact we used to smear regular old baker's yeast in our horses' manes to keep the sparrows from building nests there. You know what they say,
"yeast is yeast, and nest is nest and never the mane shall tweet!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 08, 2015 01:07 PM (NeFrd)
So, if you hurt the CQ of the HQ, do you get a DQ?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:07 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:07 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 01:05 PM (iQIUe)
I was being facetious. And yes, you'll find several nics under this hash.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:07 PM (AkOaV)
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Today's devotional from "Loving Grace"/Let's Talk about Jesus" ministry. -Favor over fear:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/p5jnb99
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2015 01:07 PM (No/ki)
All the more reason to vote for Trump.
Posted by: Soona
Got the feeling, one way or another, the Democratic-Republican Party isn't going to give us that option.
One expects to see exciting new innovations in the application of state ballot access laws.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 01:07 PM (kdS6q)
We have one of those thingys? It must come with the Cardboard Membership.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (39g3+)
Of course that half degree would be hard to detect (if it exists and is not a result of adjusted data), especially since year to year fluctuations would be much greater, not to mention many other variables like rainfall, cultivars, taste buds aging, memory failures, etc.
But none of that swayed her confirmation bias, and who am I to argue since she has advanced degrees in education, and Obama says we climate deniers should be shot on sight.
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (26Yu7)
>> word "pussy" in a post.
Did Stacy Dash get banished forever for her moment of honesty? That would be tragic.
Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:07 PM (DKgtk)
And you get it PDQ.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (MZVOx)
>> word "pussy" in a post.
Did Stacy Dash get banished forever for her moment of honesty? That would be tragic.
#twoweeks
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:09 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 08, 2015 01:09 PM (VAsIq)
Why every politician feels the need to respond to everything Trump says is beyond me. Donald dangles the bait and they bite every time without fail.
Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 01:09 PM (Cszmt)
Posted by: King Scrote at December 08, 2015 01:09 PM (u5gzz)
Instead we need more ability to violate the 4th Amendment. Because we love you.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at December 08, 2015 01:09 PM (LYCUN)
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Holy Crap.
An ya'all chastise me about fishpuns and song lyrics.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 01:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: John McCain, Card Carin Maverick at December 08, 2015 01:09 PM (AhyHb)
She's always welcome in my lap.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:09 PM (39g3+)
>> am I to argue since she has advanced degrees in
>> education, and Obama says we climate deniers should be
>> shot on sight.
Did you ask her whether the church she worships at has a hockey stick behind the altar?
Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2015 01:09 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (zoehZ)
*****
If Maet closed a thread--you missed something.
When's the last time that happened?
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 01:09 PM (mcm0N)
Muldoon, attempting to get a rise out of the horde!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 01:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (iQIUe)
Vegemite's an Aussie thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 08, 2015 01:10 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Knobs?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 08, 2015 01:10 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM
Dunno. I still have the Used Kleenex Membership.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 01:10 PM (ykopX)
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I'm expecting something easier and cheaper for them, a "bad weather accident" of Trump Force One.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:10 PM (MbrzC)
it got less civil in the last thread.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (AkOaV)
Yes, I saw that. That was uncalled for.
chemjeff is a good commenter, and I hope he doesn't get driven away.
Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:10 PM (zoehZ)
Just curious.
She's so smart. I wouldn't want to face her in court.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2015 01:11 PM (NjiZL)
No sexism here. You must wish equally for Ms Dash and Mr Gutfeld
Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2015 01:11 PM (o+SC1)
Woah. Step back. We all know how hard THOSE degrees are to get.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 01:11 PM (noWW6)
I found Trump in the painting!
Posted by: rickl
Well, after all William Harnett was a master of Trump l'Oeil painting....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 01:11 PM (kdS6q)
Wait, I thought that CQ stood for 'closet queen'.
Which raises the question: who is the CQ of the HQ?
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 08, 2015 01:11 PM (9xSC1)
Muldoon, attempting to get a rise out of the horde!
I am leavening it alone.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:11 PM (DKgtk)
Last time someone like Trump was around the guy's bodyguards all turned on him and accidentally gunned him down.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:11 PM (39g3+)
198 So, if you hurt the CQ of the HQ, do you get a DQ?
Posted by: rickb223
I love Dairy Queen!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 08, 2015 01:09 PM (VAsIq)
Butterfinger Blizzard. Oh. Hell. Yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 08, 2015 01:12 PM (kpqmD)
Should we have let them in?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 08, 2015 01:12 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 08, 2015 01:12 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM
Mostly, though, you just get a "FU."
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 01:12 PM (ykopX)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 01:12 PM (6DKwb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 01:13 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (zoehZ)
You may want to investigate @578 and @741.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:13 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 01:13 PM (MZVOx)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:13 PM (39g3+)
But IT is a 6 year contract... guy did 4... which means either discipline or weight problems...
Also, IT needs a TS clearance... which I find very troubling with this guys family background.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 01:00 PM (qh617)
Plus remember one of those 4 were Boot Camp and advanced training also....all his medals were for being in and breathing...I suspect his record would make for interesting reading. And in my position I read a lot of them...and most of the background checks are bullshit and very PC now a days
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 01:13 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 01:13 PM (NOIQH)
Again, religion is freely chosen. If you choose a religion that dictates you kill everyone who doesn't kiss your moon rock, that says something very bad about you.
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 01:13 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:11 PM
I'm just in it for the dough.
And the flour-y language.
"Cos I'm well-bread.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 01:14 PM (ykopX)
I'm expecting something easier and cheaper for them, a "bad weather accident" of Trump Force One.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt
The 1972 "totes not us!" George Wallace assassination attempt comes to mind.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 01:14 PM (kdS6q)
Now my record for being able to fsll asleep anywhere , anytime will be shot to shit.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 08, 2015 01:14 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2015 01:14 PM (AhyHb)
sounds like the latest of TEHOUTRAGE!!
#pooplivesmatter
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 08, 2015 01:14 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 08, 2015 01:12 PM (kpqmD)
Word. Those DQ blizzards where they mix little bits of crunched up candy bar are insanely awesome.
My favorite: Heath. The salted caramel is also good.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 08, 2015 01:15 PM (9xSC1)
Methinks they're being sarcastic.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 08, 2015 01:15 PM (Xo1Rt)
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Oh man. I love DQ hamburgers.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 01:15 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 01:15 PM (Cszmt)
It's exactly who I am, dickweed.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 08, 2015 01:15 PM (WjXce)
>> really think he just thought the discussion was tedious and
>> annoying and he was tired, but the thread was mostly
>> closed bc of the troll attacking the blog again.
Blogs are not democracies.
You offend the oligarchs, you get plutonium in your Wheaties.
Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2015 01:15 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 01:15 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 08, 2015 01:16 PM (WjXce)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 01:16 PM (NOIQH)
He has proven that he is for sale with the amnesty push - after running as a conservative.
So young Mr. Rubio gets the nomination, loses with dignity, and gets a payoff down the line. That's more plausible than the other conspiracy theories floating around.
Posted by: Moron in a Panthers Snuggie at December 08, 2015 01:16 PM (Ui7Rt)
chemjeff is a good commenter, and I hope he doesn't get driven away.
Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:10 PM (zoehZ)
Maybe he should be more careful, try to toss out the moral equivalence nonsense between Christians/Jews and muzzies.
People get tired of that stuff. I'm sure he got his feelings hurt.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 01:16 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 08, 2015 01:17 PM (+aCe4)
>> You offend the oligarchs, you get plutonium in your Wheaties.
Before you wind up the banhammer, that was intended in jest...
Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2015 01:17 PM (o+SC1)
THIS
How blind do you have to be to be unable to see that there is HUGE support for the idea of suspending immigration by muslims. How can these tired establishment hacks live in such a bubble that they have so completely misread the mood of the country?
So Bush, et al. want all comers admitted with no questions asked? Fine. But have the good political sense to keep your piehole shut about that at this particular moment.
Why does the GOP produce nothing but idiots?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 01:17 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2015 01:17 PM (ykopX)
#pooplivesmatter
Oh it wasn't coming out of that end, Mr Lightbody, not yet at least.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:17 PM (39g3+)
Aussies eat vegimite and brits eat marmite. Both are stinky yeast products.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 01:17 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:17 PM (DKgtk)
Poach them in port and brandy....they're always perfect.
Why, brandy-poached pears got this old dude laid, and more than once.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 08, 2015 12:50 PM (Wu2k4)
Uh, I uh, I have to go. To the brandy store. I'm gonna get laid.
Laid out by 12 brandy poached pears.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 08, 2015 01:18 PM (xuouz)
This is the only sane place on the internet. Without Ace, the internet wouldn't be worth the expense.
Posted by: Nelson34g at December 08, 2015 01:18 PM (n022J)
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Happens to us all. All, except for AllenG. Which is suspicious, is all I'm saying.
Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 01:18 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:18 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:18 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 01:19 PM (gf8BH)
A delicious, stinky product.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 08, 2015 01:19 PM (WjXce)
I find that polonium works best. Just a grain the size of salt and they think they have a cold, then drop dead a few days later!
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at December 08, 2015 01:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
and?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:19 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Guy that asks Spit or Swallow at December 08, 2015 01:20 PM (AhyHb)
Paul Ryan looks like he's still dressed up for Halloween as Aaron Rodgers.
He makes me sick, the skinny little puke.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 01:20 PM (6DKwb)
Well, there is the whole "we'll kill you if you leave!" thing but in America that is less of an issue.
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 01:21 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:18 PM (AkOaV)
He quotes one of Obama's most annoying lines verbatim, but *we're* the tinfoil hat wearers for saying both parties are in cahoots with each other.
Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:21 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 08, 2015 01:21 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:19 PM (9YDUz)
Well, it's not good form for the bearded speaker of the house to attack the presumptive nominee in such a public forum.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:21 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 01:21 PM (NOIQH)
Oh yeah I've been piled on a few times, and not in the fun Hugh Hefner way with bunny ears. People get heated up and yell a lot, very biting and satirical, but in the end we're all still buddies. Usually its something I said awkwardly then stupidly tried to defend or something I was mistaken about.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:21 PM (39g3+)
THIS
How blind do you have to be to be unable to see that there is HUGE support for the idea of suspending immigration by muslims. How can these tired establishment hacks live in such a bubble that they have so completely misread the mood of the country?
So Bush, et al. want all comers admitted with no questions asked? Fine. But have the good political sense to keep your piehole shut about that at this particular moment.
Why does the GOP produce nothing but idiots?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 01:17 PM (8ZskC)
I'd say that we should eliminate all immigration from everywhere until we have a government that treats it responsibly. This would include (1) having reasonable, well-considered laws, that (2) generally reflected the concerns and opportunities of a thoughtful public, that (3) were faithfully executed by a lawful executive. The default state should be "OFF", and I'm seeing that we're zero for three to turn it "ON".
Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:22 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:21 PM (zoehZ)
Yeah. Can you imagine Boehner attacking Romney in '12?
Now that Ryan is the Speaker of the House, he needs to keep his opinions to himself when it comes to R presidential primaries.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:22 PM (AkOaV)
Some of ya'al are in-bread.
But... let the yeast among us strive for greatness. Rye oh rye do we continue to do this to ourselves.
Hey ..... has anybody seen Jane-Dough lately????
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 01:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:22 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 01:22 PM (LUgeY)
I knead to make up a loaf.
That's the best part about bread making; it's the loafing.
Posted by: Nelson34g at December 08, 2015 01:22 PM (n022J)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Just stay away from the kryptonite.
Posted by: Superman at December 08, 2015 01:22 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 08, 2015 01:22 PM (AhyHb)
Happens to us all. All, except for AllenG. Which is suspicious, is all I'm saying.
Posted by: Bigby's Hockey Gloves at December 08, 2015 01:18 PM (3ZtZW)
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You're right. Has anyone seen AllenG and Ace in the same room? They both claim to have a blog.
Posted by: Soona at December 08, 2015 01:23 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:18 PM (DKgtk)
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oooo..... winner winner chicken dinner
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 01:23 PM (8XRCm)
>> word "pussy" in a post.
Did Stacy Dash get banished forever for her moment of honesty? That would be tragic.
#twoweeks
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:09 PM (DKgtk)
Heh.............
yeah, I think they both got Double Secret Probation for two weeks.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 08, 2015 01:23 PM (WWdgA)
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 01:23 PM (vsbNu)
>> is HUGE support for the idea of suspending immigration by
>> muslims.
They do, but they can't admit it.
Further, Trump weakens his point by suggesting Muslim citizens should not be readmitted if they travel overseas.
Like I said earlier, someone needs to play good-cop with a little better framing.
a) Severely restrict immigration from majority-Muslim states with preference for racial/religious minorities
b) Extensively screen Muslim immigrants for their past actions, writings, and participations.
c) Drench white phosphorus down the neckbeards of any Westerner who travels to fight with a terrorist organization so that if they come home it's as croutons.
Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2015 01:23 PM (o+SC1)
the fun Hugh Hefner way with bunny ears. People get heated up and yell a
lot, very biting and satirical, but in the end we're all still buddies.
Usually its something I said awkwardly then stupidly tried to defend or
something I was mistaken about.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:21 PM (39g3+)
One time I said something condescendingly negative about hockey goalies.
Once.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 01:23 PM (TOk1P)
Only one is enshrined in the Constitution, and it isnt respecting others.
Weasel Zippers
Yeah Trump is the problem?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 01:24 PM (gf8BH)
But... let the yeast among us strive for greatness. Rye oh rye do we continue to do this to ourselves.
If we don't, we are toast.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:24 PM (DKgtk)
Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2015 01:24 PM (i0ykY)
WE HAVE TO BUILD A WALL!
With doors, okay. Maybe for some people just a turnstile.
but everybody gets id'd and approved.
Just like when you get on a plane or go into a popular bar.
Or a big bank.
Anywhere there's lots of people, there's people checking out who's coming in and stopping the ones they think will or already have been disruptive or dangerous.
it's just common sense.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 08, 2015 01:25 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: General Mcinerney at December 08, 2015 01:25 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 01:25 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 08, 2015 01:25 PM (C9pBZ)
*****
It's pronounced Patrick WAAAH, a**hole!!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 08, 2015 01:25 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: CAIR at December 08, 2015 01:26 PM (Ui7Rt)
Harry Reid said, that we need an "ISIS czar". Just what we need more government to ineffectively deal with them. And by calling for the appointment of one isn't Harry saying that Barry can't handle them and his plan isn't working? Racist
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 08, 2015 01:26 PM (493sH)
Once.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 01:23 PM (TOk1P)
--Let that be the end of that.
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 01:26 PM (vsbNu)
Whilst getting my hip iced at PT this morning( those cooling contraptions they have at PT facilities are worth their weight in gold) I saw a recipe for a red cabbage and baked pears that looked especially yummy. Regrettably there were too many other people getting iced down around me or I would have torn the recipe out of the magazine. Yes, I'm that person who leaves raggedy blank spots in waiting room magazines.
Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 01:27 PM (Cszmt)
Yeah, like a time I mentioned that Harrison Ford has been phoning it in for the past 20 years or something like that.....
And then another time I did one of those fake-out links to a pic of Lena Dunham (dressed, but still scary). There was banning talk.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 01:27 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 08, 2015 01:27 PM (C9pBZ)
I think a Blue Ribbon Panel is called for. Maybe Jamie Gorelick is available to head it up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 01:27 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 08, 2015 01:26 PM (493sH)
we already have an ISIS czar, believe it or not.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:27 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 08, 2015 01:27 PM (AhyHb)
I'm "working on" a piece called "Still Life with Cheetos and Mountain Dew."
Posted by: logprof
"Dew Descending a Staircase"
http://tinyurl.com/z3e43rx
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 01:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2015 01:24 PM (i0ykY)
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I second the motion.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:27 PM (MbrzC)
Back in the day you'd give that job to a major general with a corps or two on hand.
Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2015 01:27 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:28 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: CAIR at December 08, 2015 01:26 PM (Ui7Rt)
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And yet.... Ryan and guys like him are totally befuddled why a guy like Trump continuously cleans their clock.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 01:28 PM (8XRCm)
Dear Carly Purina,
How can I even consider voting for you after you called me "rabble?"
Signed,
Never Gonna Vote For You
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 01:28 PM (6DKwb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 01:28 PM (FkBIv)
If say, Saudi Arabia doesn't allow Christians in, then we shouldn't let the muz in here. If they're perfectly justified in their regulations, then so should we.
Reciprocity, baby.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 01:28 PM (LUgeY)
Glad I've been in absentia here lately...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at December 08, 2015 01:28 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 01:28 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 01:25 PM (FkBIv)
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In truth he's been saying that for years just without the color.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:28 PM (MbrzC)
*****
It's pronounced Patrick WAAAH, a**hole!!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 08, 2015 01:25 PM (NeFrd)
See, that's the thing! Roy (can I call you "Roy?") played before they put 50 square feet of padding on these sissies. And then people wonder why scoring is down...
Uh oh, there I go again.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 01:29 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 01:29 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 01:29 PM (6DKwb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 01:28 PM (FkBIv)
Excellent idea.
But to attract and keep that kind of talent, we will need to offer a six figure salary, plus incentives and benefits.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:29 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 08, 2015 01:29 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 08, 2015 01:27 PM (AhyHb)
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I mean what did you think the new beard is all about?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:30 PM (MbrzC)
http://sultanknish.blogspot.ca/2015/11/syrians-are-terror-threat-here-are.html
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 01:30 PM (vsbNu)
More junk food still lifes:
www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/american-still-lifes-you-are
That bag of Cool Ranch Doritoes
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 01:30 PM (kdS6q)
The respect of Muslims all over?
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 01:29 PM (6DKwb)
They get to avoid a FOX NEWS ALERT that says "R congressman xyz is a racist pig."
and the CNN and MSNBC panels.
That kind of stuff matters in DC, dont ya know
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:30 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 08, 2015 01:30 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: The HUD Guy Who Stole $20B at December 08, 2015 01:30 PM (u5gzz)
Obama wanted one those early on in his 1st term, right after he created 30+ czars. You just cannot parody our current reality.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 01:31 PM (NOIQH)
My favorite part of the OblameO presidency is how all the old 60's free speechers don't seem to like it anymore.
How strange.....
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 08, 2015 01:31 PM (WWdgA)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:30 PM (MbrzC)
I thought it was an allusion to bearded spock.
...No?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:31 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 08, 2015 01:31 PM (GUBah)
I miss John Boehner.
Posted by: Said By No One Ever at December 08, 2015 01:31 PM (6DKwb)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at December 08, 2015 01:32 PM (LYCUN)
But as always the comments here about art and food, worth the price of admission twice over!
Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 01:32 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Said By No One Ever at December 08, 2015 01:31 PM (6DKwb)
at least Boehner had the good sense to not grow a half-beard.
Here's the thing about facial hair in politics: you either go all in like a 19th century president, or you go clean shaven. None of this scruffy half-assed shit.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:32 PM (AkOaV)
Tell me, what did the R's gain by condemning Trump?
The respect of Muslims all over?
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 01:29 PM (6DKwb)
Haha not.
They're so stupid, they'll never learn, ever notice how 98% of the time the dems don't bash their own, at least publicly, and usually even when directly asked they deflect. GOP will never learn, they deserve everything the get.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:33 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: LizLem
The bananas are penises.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 08, 2015 01:33 PM (VAsIq)
Physician, heal thy self!
Or, review things you've said to see that you are OK with dishing out disrespect.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 01:33 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 08, 2015 01:33 PM (NeFrd)
Pro tip: Sometimes a Dutch Master cigar is just a cigar.
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at December 08, 2015 01:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 01:33 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Zardoz at December 08, 2015 01:34 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Yakov Yurovsky at December 08, 2015 01:34 PM (i0ykY)
Tell me, what did the R's gain by condemning Trump?
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 01:29 PM (6DKwb)
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Real anwser: Media coverage and opportunity to get on one knee for them.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:34 PM (MbrzC)
Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2015 01:24 PM (i0ykY)
Yeah... Ryan can kiss my ass...
Note... he tried to cut Military retirements once and got caught... it got rescinded.
However the NEW Military retirement plan, which they say is good for the troops... somehow will save the Feds $1-2 Billion per year...
If its taking money away from Vets... how is it good for them?
/spit
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 01:34 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 08, 2015 01:34 PM (Xo1Rt)
Should we have let them in?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 08, 2015 01:12 PM (LXJ1e)
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Yes, Yes let them in. Our diversity makes us great. Racist!!!!
Posted by: Wooga Wooga at December 08, 2015 01:35 PM (LXJ1e)
2012. I am embarrassed about this.
What a traitorous, back stabbing, condescending, little shitweasel he is
Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 01:35 PM (MZVOx)
Pissed off Maet had to lock the ONT, and trying to figure out how to address us without the Obama "you've let me down again" snark?
Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2015 01:35 PM (o+SC1)
But that Yale prof quit under pressure from fascist students because she thought possible offensive Halloween costumes were OK. And Lois Lerner retired on six figures instead of doing six to ten in the pen.
It's not looking good ... which is why boisterous PC vampire slayer Trump has appeal. Rubio is more like a college kid that proudly spouts the proper RINO answers, after being fed the proper pablum. Cruz is more structured, but doesn't have the true slayer charisma that seems necessary against the fire breathing PC machine.
At least the PC myths are being exposed ... the no clothes emperor is being embarrassed ... but Hillary is still cackling. Lots of entertainment ahead ... maybe the markets will crash or a dirty bomb goes off .. to add to the drama.
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 08, 2015 01:35 PM (26Yu7)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 01:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at December 08, 2015 01:35 PM (VAsIq)
Once you become Speaker you are given three choices:
1. Extreme Botox
2. Orangey Tan
3. Scuzzy Beard
Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 01:36 PM (Cszmt)
But as always the comments here about art and food, worth the price of admission twice over!
Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 01:32 PM (hvf9s)
--I like the still lifes that feature a tromp l'oeil, especially a fly that looks alive but is actually part of the painting.
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 01:36 PM (vsbNu)
I really do enjoy the majority of the discussions and debates here. Not just ejjimicational on information, but a real lesson in "how to think." Or, occasionally, now not to...
Art: Fruitful!
Posted by: mindful webworker - whew! at December 08, 2015 01:36 PM (SAhpk)
Where in the fuck is he? I want my platinum banning refunded.
Posted by: Wood Shampoo
Where else -- d1cking around on twitter again.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2015 01:36 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 08, 2015 01:36 PM (W2YA6)
Prediction!!!
The R's right now are working with CNN and the other candidates TO BAN Trump from the December 15th debate.
Mark.My.Wordssssss.
Posted by: Said By No One Ever at December 08, 2015 01:37 PM (6DKwb)
Posted by: Cthulu is not omniscient at December 08, 2015 01:37 PM (rnH8X)
____________________________________
But before we let all of those foreigners in, let's make sure we Americans all give up all of our guns!
Yayyyy!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2015 01:37 PM (NjiZL)
Remember where you heard that first.
Posted by: Said By No One Ever at December 08, 2015 01:37 PM (6DKwb)
Obama's plan is to take guns away from citizens.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 08, 2015 01:37 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 08, 2015 01:38 PM (1br/a)
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I hate to defend the Muslims but it's hard to blame them for not fighting extremism against us when we won't defend ourselves against extremism.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2015 01:38 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Future Crimes Ban Hammer at December 08, 2015 01:38 PM (NjiZL)
Poach them in port and brandy....they're always perfect.
Why, brandy-poached pears got this old dude laid, and more than once.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 08, 2015 12:50 PM (Wu2k4)
Uh, I uh, I have to go. To the brandy store. I'm gonna get laid.
Laid out by 12 brandy poached pears.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 08, 2015 01:18 PM (xuouz)
***
Takes me about three.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 08, 2015 01:38 PM (Wu2k4)
2012. I am embarrassed about this.
What a traitorous, back stabbing, condescending, little shitweasel he is
Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 01:35 PM (MZVOx)
This is my point. The guy once was one of the good ones. Not a phony good one, but actually competent.
Then something happened. It's not a mistake. We weren't wrong about him. He changed. I will stay with my assumption until proven otherwise: Somebody paid him off with lots of cash, or they have something really bad to blackmail him with. Either/or. I am sure of it.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 01:38 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:38 PM (MbrzC)
The Shunning of Trump is about to commence.
The R's were waiting for their chance to give Trump, the People's Choice, the hook. Here it is.
Posted by: Said By No One Ever at December 08, 2015 01:38 PM (6DKwb)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 01:39 PM (MZVOx)
The jury is still out on that one
They're so stupid, they'll never learn, ever notice how 98% of the time the dems don't bash their own, at least publicly
Yeah, doesn't matter how outrageous, offensive, shocking, or horrible a Democrat is, or what they say, its the wall of support and denial. So Joe Biden basically called all black people except Obama mush mouthed filthy people, shut up. So what if Hillary Clinton called Obama a "boy" in a national ad, shut up. So Bernie Sanders said all women fantasize about being raped, shut up.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 01:39 PM (iVV84)
But if I hadn't let him down, would he still respect me?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:40 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: goon at December 08, 2015 01:40 PM (gy5kE)
Republicans will make an announcement about they cannot share a debate stage with Trump because he is unAmerican.
Which would be Dumb because what's more anti-American than silencing a citizen??
Posted by: Said By No One Ever at December 08, 2015 01:41 PM (6DKwb)
Instead of trying to cut it out and limit its spread, we are like a bunch of idiots running around Chernobyl.
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 01:41 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 08, 2015 12:40 PM (kpqmD)
That's about the size of it. I had a comment (unrelated) about to post, and got the "thread closed" screen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2015 01:42 PM (+y3Tj)
no it doesnt seem like Obama is on the right track by trying to control the free flow of information on the internet through his big corporate crony companies.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:42 PM (AkOaV)
I seem to recall a poster I saw a few years back on a telephone pole somewhere that CAIR or a similar muz organization put up that said "Don't cooperate with the police." It was in a muz neighborhood, IIRC.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 01:42 PM (LUgeY)
Mark.My.Wordssssss.
Posted by: Said By No One Ever at December 08, 2015 01:37 PM (6DKwb)
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You know what happens if they actually accomplish that right? They give him full license to then run third party and fuck themselves in the ass even more. So trying to get him banned from the debate would be quite illogical...so you're right they're probably trying too. That smart move would be to welcome the topic at the next debate.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:42 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2015 01:42 PM (+y3Tj)
I've never been on a thread that closed. What does it say?
"Thread closed, moose out front should have told you" ?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:42 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 01:42 PM (8ZskC)
Pork casserole?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:42 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Feh at December 08, 2015 01:42 PM (UKmzX)
Cruz's wife works for Goldman Sachs. Which is fine but I'm sure tempers his revolutionary spirit and feelings on the bank bailouts. Conflict of interest. As others have said, less restraints on Trump than (Cruz and all the rest).
Posted by: Cthulu is not omniscient at December 08, 2015 01:43 PM (Bbcs8)
Does anyone remember Lil Aaron Rodgers coming out on tv standing up for the NY couple who were sued by the homosexuals??
Or Ryan standing up for Kim Davis?
But he makes a special appearance to denounce Trump.
Posted by: Said By No One Ever at December 08, 2015 01:43 PM (6DKwb)
A paranoid schizophrenic shoots in the vicinity of a planned parenthood and all the talk is how evil Christians are.
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 01:43 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: sinmi at December 08, 2015 01:43 PM (fyrRO)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:43 PM (39g3+)
First thought: get a life dude.
Second: what the crap is with this banning public prayers meme suddenly circulating?? It's like a creepy SJW hivemind just explodes in people's brains and makes them all parrot the same thing.
2015 Goldwater Scholar, biophysics
Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 01:43 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 01:43 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 08, 2015 01:44 PM (LYCUN)
"But hey, we have no problems sharing it with corrupt harridan Hillary! Clinton or socialist shitweasel Bernie Sanders".
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 08, 2015 01:44 PM (9xSC1)
Posted by: Feh at December 08, 2015 01:44 PM (UKmzX)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 08, 2015 01:44 PM (m3iiU)
They need to clean their own house.
Because they really don't want me cleaning it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:44 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (gjGXC)
There is no 741.
Posted by: Cthulu is not omniscient at December 08, 2015 01:37 PM (rnH8X)
Odd. Pulled up a fresh tab, and it's still there for me: "Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 02:30 AM (wqVD1) " Not gonna quote it further in case a cob wants it gone.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (FkBIv)
I don't know. I've defended some of Trumps comments. I think he serves an important purpose in this process, but I do not support him or a lot of what he says.
That being said, I don't support most elected R's and a lot of what they say.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (AkOaV)
You know what happens if they actually accomplish that right? They give him full license to then run third party and fuck themselves in the ass even more. So trying to get him banned from the debate would be quite illogical...so you're right they're probably trying too. That smart move would be to welcome the topic at the next debate.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:42 PM (MbrzC)
You're assuming that they actually WANT to win the Presidency in 2016. From the GOPe's perspective, it's a lot easier being the opposition (yes, I know *snort*) than actually having to run things.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (o98Jz)
will sue the ever living shit out of them. And then they'll back down and Trump will win again and they will look weak and small again
Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (MZVOx)
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (AkOaV)
Making him all the more attractive to the " people". Trump is not stupid. Neither is his campaign staff. Waiting to see where the polls are in a couple of days.
Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (Cszmt)
yep, the Left is still turning the USA into a sh*thole
Posted by: Feh at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (UKmzX)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2015 12:43 PM (8XRCm)
Joni is well past the age that spaying is effective, or needed. She got knocked up very young, and gave the child up for adoption, instead of seeking an abortion, as today's lefty twats would do. So give her props for that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (+y3Tj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2015 01:46 PM (rwI+c)
you know that they are soon going to be coming for our thoughts and
ideas.
Already started, just look at how GoFundMe shutdown pages for Christian florists/bakers legal funds, and twitter can be heavy-handed w/shutting down a conservative's account. But you're right about getting these co.'s involved in policing speech being a BAD idea.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 01:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 01:46 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (o98Jz)
Correct. I think the GOPe likes it how it is. They don't have to do anything if there's a D president. They just say "shit, we can't get anything done. Send us $35 if you're outraged."
They want their corner offices and their drivers and their committee chairmanships... but if there was an R pres, R senate, and R house they'd be running low on excuses as to why they don't advance anything conservative.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:46 PM (AkOaV)
They need to clean their own house.
Because they really don't want me cleaning it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:44 PM (DKgtk)
Problem is there is 1400 years of crap piled up in the corners...
And the Butler will shoot the Maid if she tries to clean up.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 01:47 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 08, 2015 01:44 PM (LYCUN)
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As am I. Somebody wanted that to be the talk of the town\MSM right after Barry's speech.... didn't happen cause some rich guy let the truth fly again.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:47 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (FkBIv)
[Waves hand]
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 01:47 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 01:47 PM (vc6c9)
Rube-io too.
There are quite a few more. There is a logical explanation for their about-faces and reversal of stated policy.
In Dondi's case, I know for a fact that's not the same guy I saw giving 20 speeches on the senatorial trail about the virtues of America. Someone got to him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 01:48 PM (LUgeY)
"wouldn't be surprised at all if there's dirt on Ryan and he's being blackmailed----Feh"
I would be. I just think he's a your typical GOPe weasel.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 08, 2015 01:48 PM (m3iiU)
Citizens, politicians and refugee officials alike slammed the Republican presidential front-runner's latest controversial statement, calling it hate speech and a disturbing sign of Islamophobia in a country rattled in recent weeks by large-scale terror attacks in Paris and San Bernardino, Calif.
British, French leaders join world condemnation of Trump's proposed Muslim ban
Today's Washington Post
Panties bunched up around the world! One more reason to like Trump's idea.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 01:48 PM (8ZskC)
Beer these wines we must?
Posted by: Boracho Yoda at December 08, 2015 01:48 PM (nSW/N)
Oh, they planned it all out in advance. They knew eventually something like this would happen and emailed/snapchatted/texted between each other to get it all lined up in advance.
The idea behind it is simple enough: they want to push people away from finding comfort in prayer and into taking action against guns. If you send prayers and comfort and thoughts, that feels like you've actually done something to help, which is enough for most people. The left wants that to stop because they need people get all wound up and angry about guns to implement their policies.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:49 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 01:36 PM (vsbNu)
Yes! There is one in the De Young of a dead swan that is absolutely stunning in person.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/41517627785181072/
Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 01:49 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 01:48 PM (8ZskC)
The UN refugee people are pissed? Well, that'll show 'em! Don't want to piss of the UN.
Also, what are they doing getting involved in our domestic politics? Can we finally pull the funding from the UN?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:49 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 01:47 PM (vc6c9)
--I've seen these mid-day open threads get to 900+ comments before a fresh one is posted.
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 01:49 PM (vsbNu)
What the fark is a "refugee official" and why should I care what they think?
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 01:50 PM (6DKwb)
The cabal. Call Raymond Reddington!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:50 PM (DKgtk)
Presidency in 2016. From the GOPe's perspective, it's a lot easier being
the opposition (yes, I know *snort*) than actually having to run
things.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (o98Jz)
I've been saying this for years. Boehner's greatest regret is he wanted nothing more than to be Minority Leader in the House, but they kept winning those damned elections, no matter how hard he tried.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 01:50 PM (TOk1P)
British, French leaders join world condemnation of Trump's proposed Muslim ban
Today's Washington Post
Panties bunched up around the world! One more reason to like Trump's idea.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 01:48 PM (8ZskC)
Yes.... what he said was disgusting.... the RAAAACIST Bigot!
oh... and Death to America!
Posted by: Iran at December 08, 2015 01:50 PM (qh617)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 01:50 PM (MZVOx)
entering the United States drew widespread condemnation around the world
Tuesday, including from British and French leaders and the U.N.
refugee agency.
Great. We'll redirect them to Britain, France, and the UN for lodging. Allahu Akhbar, boys!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:50 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2015 01:45 PM (o98Jz)
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Fair point.
They could just say fk'it and take their ball home and just tank it for Hillary...which lets face it, they were already likely to do anyway, least this way they can just 'blame Trump', in reality we all know it's they who have created Trump.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:51 PM (MbrzC)
Yup. Especially when one mosque member said ; " What's next? A pipe bomb?" Dudes need to be a little less obvious.
Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 01:51 PM (Cszmt)
I'll tell you what is disrespectful MHP: turning a terrorist loose on the world. The family is complicit, to the extant they knew she was capable of these murders and did nothing to stop them. We call those people "accessories", and they are fully and completely liable for the damage done by their progeny, if they knew and did nothing.
So murderers they likely are, and the "respect" they probably deserve most is a quick execution.
Posted by: MTF at December 08, 2015 01:51 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 08, 2015 01:51 PM (XtAzU)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Abject twaddle.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2015 01:51 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:43 PM (39g3+)
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I know, its crazy as hell to propose a temporary moratorium on Muslims coming into the country.
You know, its not like there are Muslims coming into this country with the intent to kill us as part of their service to Allah.
Besides the government can be trusted to sort out the baddies.
Everything else is just over the top crazy talk.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 08, 2015 01:51 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 01:51 PM (6DKwb)
I can't take criticism of bigoted speech from countries that want to label products made in Israel seriously.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 01:51 PM (/tuJf)
We can disagree, but still be willing to hear each other out, right?
Or did we go full leftist now that an election is approaching?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 12:53 PM (AkOaV)
Chemjeff is a good guy, but he has a blind spot the size of Texas, and resorts to moral equivalency in an effort to deny to himself that he is blind.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2015 01:52 PM (+y3Tj)
Come. Come try to take them.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:52 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 01:52 PM (6DKwb)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Abject twaddle.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2015 01:51 PM (659DL)
--The theories are twaddle, but when it touches on actual history I like it. I'll take it over American Pickers or Pawn Stars any day.
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 01:53 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 01:46 PM (vsbNu)
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I've been sucked in as well, I know it didn't happen but I like the what-if too, but mostly just the history that surrounds most of what they do\show.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:53 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 01:53 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 08, 2015 01:53 PM (LYCUN)
country rattled in recent weeks by large-scale terror attacks in Paris
and San Bernardino, Calif."
Did Fox Butterfield write that?
Which is the cause, and which is the effect here?
Not a phobia when the fear arises *after* multiple large-scale attacks.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 01:53 PM (NOIQH)
But, oh well, we get that same crap from the GOPe right now.
Posted by: doug at December 08, 2015 01:53 PM (nha5a)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:54 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 08, 2015 01:54 PM (m3iiU)
From the network that brought you "rifling through Malik's shit live on national television." OK, FYNQ.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2015 01:54 PM (659DL)
Frankly, I do not understand all the obsessing over a hunting beard. Besides, sporting facial hair became popular again because of Duck Dynasty. Furthermore, the Hutterites and the Amish- require adult men to grow beards. Does that make them jihadist sympathizers?
"Paul Ryan brands himself as outdoorsman in interview with hunting magazine"- http://bit.ly/1PVHCo7
"Ryan outfits daughter with deer-hunting gear"- http://cnn.it/1OO7Lnd
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 08, 2015 01:54 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 08, 2015 01:54 PM (vc6c9)
The Shunning of Trump is about to commence.
The R's were waiting for their chance to give Trump, the People's Choice, the hook. Here it is.
Posted by: Said By No One Ever at December 08, 2015 01:38 PM (6DKwb)
What the Uniparty doesn't seem to get is that a lot of people out in the Provinces don't care if Trump acts like a Visigoth, Vandal, or Ostragoth -- so long as he leads to the Sack of
Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:54 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:54 PM (AkOaV)
presidential front-runner's latest controversial statement, calling it
hate speech and a disturbing sign of Islamophobia in a country rattled
in recent weeks by large-scale terror attacks in Paris and San
Bernardino, Calif.
So ... they're upset because of something someone here said. We're upset because of something someone here did, viz., murdered 14 people. But the "citizens, politicians, and refugee officials" aren't too fussed about that, nor apparently is WaPo. "Hate speech" and "Islamophobia" >> mass murder of Americans.
And we're not "rattled." We're enraged.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:54 PM (oKE6c)
There are quite a few more. There is a logical explanation for their about-faces and reversal of stated policy.
In Dondi's case, I know for a fact that's not the same guy I saw
giving 20 speeches on the senatorial trail about the virtues of America.
Someone got to him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 01:48 PM (LUgeY)
Whenever I try to tell people this stuff, they act like I just made it up, like that sort of thing never happens, ever.
How many movies and tv shows have we seen where this happens? Did Hollywood make it up? Does it never happen in the real world? Which is more logical, that a politician who suddenly reverses course was gotten to, or that a grown man suddenly changes his mind after he gets elected?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 01:54 PM (TOk1P)
Looks like they need another 129 dead to get their hearts right.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2015 01:55 PM (DKgtk)
I was gonna say, MSNBC showing the killer's mother's drivers license, not redacting the info on it first, is less disrespectful?
Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2015 01:56 PM (hvf9s)
-Josh 'Baghdad bob' Earnest.
Good luck with that Josh.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 01:56 PM (MbrzC)
H.R. Trevor-Roper wrote THE book on what happened in the bunker and where Hitler's body went. All others are intellectually lazy, insane, or both.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2015 01:56 PM (659DL)
I miss that show already. But Rizzoli and Isles, The Americans and *tada* Vikings will be on in a couple of months.
Oh, and Lizzy? I'd hit that like a screen door in a hurricane.
Isles, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2015 01:57 PM (LUgeY)
Its crazy to say American citizens are banned from re-entering the country because they happen to be Muslim, yes. So crazy even Trump backed off of that one, from what I understand.
When even your hero sees the problem with the statement, maybe its time you caught up too?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JTB at December 08, 2015 01:58 PM (FvdPb)
The Anger has been there since 9/11, and continues to grow as Islam wages war upon us...
Our Government and media have done a fine job of trying to tell us that anger is NOT OK by calling anyone angry a Racist of Bigot... and thus it has continued to silently build...
Democracies ALWAYS over react once the lid comes off... and the Racist/Bigot card has been so overplayed that it has lost its power over a large portion of the Citizenry...
The US is due to have a temper tantrum.... its inevitable at this point.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 01:59 PM (qh617)
Some fatal diseases never find a host, and shouldn't be grouped with the others that do.
It's not what they are
Posted by: not me at December 08, 2015 02:00 PM (7EbIi)
Ok the Donald needs to stand up and say the Brits and French just implied they want all those Mooslims I intend to turn away so everything is copacetic. No problem.
Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 02:00 PM (Cszmt)
Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:08 PM (zoehZ)
It did stay pretty civil, but there was also a heavy Ira Weatheral troll attack under way, and the banhammer was getting overheated. I think Maet closed the thread mainly out of exasperation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2015 02:00 PM (+y3Tj)
Ok the Donald needs to stand up and say the Brits and French just implied they want all those Mooslims I intend to turn away so everything is copacetic. No problem.
Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 02:00 PM (Cszmt)
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Exactly.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 02:01 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: goon at December 08, 2015 02:02 PM (gy5kE)
You were at the Ft. Collins rally? My mom and I were there also. Soooo close to a meet-up if we'd only known. Ryan did really well there, which makes his current behavior all the more frustrating.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2015 02:02 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: goon at December 08, 2015 02:04 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 02:08 PM (EzgxV)
They need to be bunished for threatening, Lizzy!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 08, 2015 02:10 PM (xodPA)
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 01:13 PM (Z/8dZ)
Most muslims did not freely choose to become muslim. They were born into it. If they exercise their natural-born free choice to leave, their religion prescribes that they be killed. And that does happen from time to time. Enough that few muslims voluntarily leave the ummah.
Few muslims have the guts to leave. And few are crazy enough, or devout enough, to take up arms and start killing us, as the religion also prescribes. But the vast majority of muslims are also pretty reticent about condemning the jihadis, because the it's the nail that sticks up that gets hammered.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2015 02:10 PM (+y3Tj)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 01:17 PM (iQIUe)
Marmite is made from processed marmots. The process is too disgusting to reveal here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2015 02:13 PM (+y3Tj)
Then he needs to pull out a paper and start reading back all the GOP condemnations and ask how many Muslims they will personally sponsor. Ryan and the rest need to put their money where their big mouths are.
The dummies bite at Trump's bait every time . Trump reels them in every time. Entertainment at its finest.
Posted by: Tuna at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (Cszmt)
Its crazy to say American citizens are banned from re-entering the country because they happen to be Muslim, yes. So crazy even Trump backed off of that one, from what I understand.
When even your hero sees the problem with the statement, maybe its time you caught up too?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2015 01:57 PM (39g3+)
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I'll give him a minus for poor team communication, but it was his spokesman that said that is would apply to everyone.
And it still not a crazy idea to refuse entry to Muslim citizens (or perhaps any citizen) who travel to terror problem areas.
And so far I haven't heard any of the whiners come up with a plan* to deal with the problem. Apparently everything is A-OK.
*Trump's plan is more like a timeout to review our current system and to give us time develop something that works in response to the problems we face. But that's just crazy talk.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Feh at December 08, 2015 02:14 PM (UKmzX)
"Thread closed, moose out front should have told you" ?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 01:42 PM (AkOaV)
Just a white screen, with a little text box, top left corner, "Thread Locked".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2015 02:24 PM (+y3Tj)
Posted by: The Dude at December 08, 2015 04:00 PM (bpn7O)
The grapes alone are lit by a double light source --- a technique poignantly mastered by Caravaggio, who by romanticizing grapes in oil paint, probably influenced the graphic design of labels, if not the love and sales of wine, into civilized society for 600 years --- and the other items of the Harnett painting are characterized by flat shadows with no reflected light.
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