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Assault Knife: Terrorist in London Subway Slashes Throat of Passenger as He Cries "This is For Syria!"
We need common-sense knife safety laws.
A man was stabbed in the ticket hall at Leytonstone station this evening by another man who witnesses say shouted "This is for Syria" as he slashed his throat. Another three are thought to have been injured. The Met Police said its counter-terrorism command unit is now investigating the incident.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 05:48 PM (Ltj2h)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 05:48 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 05:49 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 05:49 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 05:49 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 05, 2015 05:50 PM (22uju)
Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 05:50 PM (Ltj2h)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 05:50 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 05:49 PM (vmMMi)
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Me too.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 05:50 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: New York Turds at December 05, 2015 05:51 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 05:51 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2015 05:51 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 05:49 PM (dFi94) That's okay, just can't say "thoughts and prayers" like Baraka.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 05, 2015 05:51 PM (22uju)
Posted by: New York Turds at December 05, 2015 05:51 PM (FkBIv)
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Don't they have some form of that already? Or am I thinking of somewhere else?
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 05:52 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel
A puncture in the bonnet, eh what.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 05:52 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 05:52 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: CAIR at December 05, 2015 05:53 PM (/FOB4)
That is why the old fashioned bayonet charge was so effective. Soldiers can stand up to a lot of things, but seeing some one come after you with a sharp piece of steell activates the primitive survival mechanisms.
Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 05:53 PM (Ltj2h)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 05:52 PM (dFi94)
******
The Brits.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 05, 2015 05:53 PM (OxOeA)
Britain is one great big island of stupid.
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 05:54 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 05:54 PM (5fvBZ)
Posted by: rd
Cold steel is the only language they understand. Because they don't like it up 'em, you see. They DO NOT like it up 'em.
Posted by: Corporal Jack Jones at December 05, 2015 05:55 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 05:55 PM (cbfNE)
Nothing over 3 1/2 inches (or whatever the fuck it is in metric) and no pointy, stabby ends.
Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 05:55 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 05:55 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 05:55 PM (5fvBZ)
So the Palestinian terror tactic has come to Europe.
And once again, by attacking an elderly man, they're demonstrating that they are happy to target the most vulnerable.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 05:56 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 05:57 PM (8d0rE)
Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at December 05, 2015 05:57 PM (J0jXd)
There was once a civilization that was the greatest in the world.
When other nations were afraid of ideas, this civilization thrived on them, and kept them alive.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 05:57 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 05:57 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: huerfano at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (NSb9d)
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (jT+gh)
Basiicallly bluntinng them..
Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (Ltj2h)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 05:59 PM (Xo1Rt)
It doesn't appear that our supposed representatives are doing anything to prevent what's bound to happen.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 05:59 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at December 05, 2015 06:00 PM (J0jXd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 06:00 PM (FkBIv)
"Slashes man's throat: Shocking videos show suspect being Tasered by police"
You know, once they start slashing throats, it's totes ok to shoot them with really for trulies bullets.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:00 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: CAIR Director (any minute now) at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: William Devane at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (9mTYi)
Basiicallly bluntinng them.."
Flat tips. Un-sharpened edges? Basically butter knives?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (QPIn9)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (jT+gh)
Ah, root cause:
After reportedly slashing his victim's throat, the man allegedly threatened several other passengers before being confronted by a number of un-armed police officers.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:02 PM (kdS6q)
_________
Just *another* man, eh? Just like the San Bernardino massacre was just some dude. Both were probably named Steve.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 05, 2015 06:03 PM (0LHZx)
It's tough to defend against knives.
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (cbfNE)
True. I had a fishing guide that use to be a sheriff in TX and he said they trained all the time against knives.
Said the average cop could not upholsterer his weapon before a driver could get out of a car and stab him while he was standing behind the car.
That is why they are trained to have their hand on that gun.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:03 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 05:49 PM (vmMMi)
He could have thrown a handful of face spiders.
Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 06:03 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 06:03 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: or some such crap at December 05, 2015 06:03 PM (HgMAr)
But then the racist KKK party started dividing everyone up by their race and ethnicity and language and gender and then showed them how they could become rich and famous by whining about how badly the country treated them (forgetting of course how they were treated in their home countries or in other countries) so then that country tried to keep everyone from being insulted by anything anytime
And then it imploded and a more ruthless and violent ideology took over and the good country, the free country, the rich country became no more.
And suddenly the problems all those victims had before paled in comparison to what they now faced. And they wished they'd kept they're mouths shut and been grateful.
The End. (and no one lived happily every after)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:03 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:04 PM (MQEz6)
Speaking of attackers, what about the shooter situation in Neenah, WI mentioned in an earlier thread? Any news?
Posted by: mindful webworker - for instance at December 05, 2015 06:04 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Nip Sip
I don't think a new quilted gun cover is going to help regardless.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:04 PM (9YDUz)
I'm in the process of stocking my "shit hits the fan" kit, and have been looking on Amazon for the old fashioned feminine napkins they used to give you when you gave birth. (Yeah, I know, but they make really absorbent bandages in an emergency.) Anyway - why the hell are there mop heads and electronic fly traps in among the search results for "sanitary napkins"??? Discuss.
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 06:04 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 05, 2015 06:04 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:00 PM (kdS6q)
I am surprised the bobby / brit policeman even had a fucking taser, much less a real gun.
Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 06:05 PM (Ltj2h)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:05 PM (Xo1Rt)
Until further notice, all food will be distributed in pre-chewed form.
Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 06:05 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 05, 2015 06:05 PM (1OLmv)
England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two
Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben
The rosy-red cheeks of the little children
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 06:05 PM (FkBIv)
Basiicallly bluntinng them..>>>
Because grinding wheels, cement sidewalks and rocks are so hard to find in Britain.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:06 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: MacGyver's Tool Box at December 05, 2015 06:06 PM (LHYvh)
Head of Scotland Yard's Counter Terrorism unit, Commander Richard Walton said; 'I would urge the public to remain calm, but alert and vigilant."
He added, "rest assured, we are fully prepared to respond instantly without guns and look helplessly at the carnage at moments notice."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:06 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 06:06 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:06 PM (MQEz6)
Do it the old fashioned way; buy napkins. Cheap cloth napkins.
They come in handy for all sorts of circumstances.
Buy cotton with only a little bit of synthetic so they are absorbent.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:07 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist/i]
I think their search algo is modified by your previous searches. So that mop you bought to clean up the hobo's entrails probably came into play.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:07 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 06:08 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 06:08 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:08 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:08 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 06:08 PM (jT+gh)
Good. I'm tired of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords.
Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at December 05, 2015 06:09 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:09 PM (k0xxN)
Posted by: wth at December 05, 2015 06:09 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:04 PM (9YDUz)
Spell check, what can't it fvck up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:09 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:10 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2015 06:10 PM (ky+lN)
Basiicallly bluntinng them..>>>
Because grinding wheels, cement sidewalks and rocks are so hard to find in Britain.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:06 PM (wHX4r)
It makes totes sense to the inbred socialist idiots inhabiting the land formerly called Great Britain.
Just like our inbred socialist idiots think gun control will work over here.
Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 06:10 PM (Ltj2h)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 06:10 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2015 06:10 PM (9mTYi)
They make soldiers carry one. Their big with long strings to tie them off. Because a medic may get to you but be out of something to stop the bleeding. Or you're buddy can do it.
But with no battle dressing, no pressure to stop the bleeding.
If a gun shot wound is not immediately fatal or in a critical spot, most people live if the bleeding is stopped; Battle dressing.
(they can be used as a feminine hygiene napkin too. Expensive though)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:11 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:11 PM (9YDUz)
Yes. Must defer to the Muslims on everything in any "accepting" society. Curtail your own beliefs lest be racist.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:11 PM (9KEkh)
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 06:11 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 05, 2015 06:12 PM (22uju)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 05, 2015 06:12 PM (ppaKI)
The Brits can't make a good steak anyway.
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:10 PM (MQEz6)
When you start with meat that sucks, it's "tough". ha ha
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:12 PM (jJRIy)
going OT rq, then back to work I go...
if you haven't read this yet over at the WSJ, Strassel
Justice's Liberal Slush Fund
Legal settlements are being used to funnel millions to left-wing activists like La Raza.
This scandal comes courtesy of the Justice Department, which for 16 months has engaged in a scheme to undermine Congress's spending authority by independently transferring dollars to President Obama's political allies. The department is in the process of funneling more than half-a-billion dollars to liberal activist groups, at least some of which will actively support Democrats in the coming election.
It works likes this: The Justice Department prosecutes cases against supposed corporate bad actors. Those companies agree to settlements that include financial penalties. Then Justice mandates that at least some of that penalty money be paid in the form of "donations" to nonprofits that supposedly aid consumers and bolster neighborhoods.
The Justice Department maintains a list of government-approved nonprofit beneficiaries. And surprise, surprise: Many of them are liberal activist groups. The National Council of La Raza. The National Urban League. The National Community Reinvestment Coalition. NeighborWorks America (which awards grants to left-leaning community organization groups, and has been compared with Acorn).
This strategy kicked off with the $13 billion J.P. Morgan settlement in late 2013, though in that case the bank was simply offered credit for donations to nonprofits. That changed with the Citigroup and Bank of America settlements, which outright required $150 million in donations. The BofA agreement contains a provision that potentially tees up nonprofit groups for another $490 million. Several smaller settlements follow the same mold.
To further induce companies to go the donation route, Justice considers these handouts to be worth "double credit" against penalty obligations. So while direct forms of victim relief are still counted dollar-for-dollar, a $500,000 donation by BofA to La Raza takes at least $1 million off the company's bill...
http://on.wsj.com/1R1QLeJ
an all out war to win seats next year
imagine that
grabbed this via instapundit who summarizes:
Political racketeering, pure and simple.
enjoy your Saturday evening
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 05, 2015 06:12 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2015 06:13 PM (noWW6)
FWIW, a number of Brit sources are saying the "knife" was a "machete".
But that could be one of those "Hood = Bonnet" things.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:13 PM (kdS6q)
ady wrote my response on the last thread,
geeze what a surprise!
Elderly man in London had his throat slit by a man shouting "This is for Syria!"
London cops, unarmed, did nothing
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 04:57 PM (zOTsN)
It's as if the repeated cries of muslim bearing the crisis of people being angry at their barbaric murdering being justified by the elite of the western world, just causes more murder to be justified by the same fkrs.
I mean an old man has What to do with govt decisions to war? Was he a legislator?
it's a ready excuse now for killing because you already were wanting to kill.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:09 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:13 PM (YvRAm)
So I guess we know what the Left would go after if they ever succeeded in banning guns.
BTW, terrorist had a *machete*, or as a CA congressman might call it, "a multi-assault blade".
Didn't someone inform him that's illegal?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 06:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:14 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2015 06:14 PM (b+df9)
Now, that's a strong statement. Got anything like empirical evidence to back that up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:14 PM (9KEkh)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 06:15 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:15 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:15 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 06:15 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (MQEz6)
The best available ones have been developed by Israelis. They contain a powdered clotting agent to get the bleeding quickly contained.
Of course, the crafty cheating Jooooos must have stolen the technology from some innocent Third World indigenous people, and passed it off as their own.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (noWW6)
FWIW, a number of Brit sources are saying the "knife" was a "machete".
But that could be one of those "Hood = Bonnet" things.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:13 PM (kdS6q)
Mail story shows knife. Looks to be standard 10" combat blade like Jihad John used.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:17 PM (k0xxN)
Not true, they did tase the guy, and they did haul him away.
This being the UK he'll find some judge who feels the guy had a legitimate grievance and anyway Muslims shouldn't be judged under Western standards, so six months tops.
Posted by: JEM at December 05, 2015 06:17 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:17 PM (MQEz6)
I have a fairly good first aid kit in both my house and car. I should probably spring for the $20 to ad the clotting sponges to them both.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j7mpdmp
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:17 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 06:17 PM (cDs+4)
Central line centralline 3 hours ago
Minor delays on the entire line due to a customer incident at Leytonstone.
Talk about British understatement....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:17 PM (kdS6q)
The only thing I 'know' about defense against knives is 'control the
knife hand' which I heard on burn notice. Super helpful I'm sure.
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (vmMMi)
Best way to do that is with a gun. Just sayin'
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2015 06:18 PM (EgOr3)
We can stop when all the bearded ones and the birqaa'ed ones are gone.
It's actually been mostly because of all the money the Saudi's had for years that they invested in a fundamentalist sect the Wahhabi's.
Although Muslims have been a thorn in the past, it was actually easing off until the Saudi's used all their new found western oil money to start rabble rousing.
Time to draw some lines.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:18 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2015 06:18 PM (4ErVI)
So maybe that chain mail idea is not that far out...
Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 06:18 PM (Ltj2h)
That's Western logic.
According to the CAIR Director, we're partly to blame for attacks on us by angry Muslims because of our governments' meddling in the ME.
Neat, huh?
I'm actually glad the mask slipped enough for him to say this, because once you realize we're ALL deserving target of Muslim rage, you don't have to scratch your head and say, "But why some random elderly fellow? Why some disabled person at a Christmas party?" makes all of these attacks.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 06:18 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 05, 2015 06:19 PM (1OLmv)
I take my knife defense moves from Indiana Jones.
Shoot them.
From far away.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:19 PM (Xo1Rt)
How about we get harder on imams and leaders to back up the actual moderates instead of supporting Terrorists justifications for murder?
and supplying the bastards with weapons?
look how likely is a moderate (yes they do exist) stand up with everyone making excuses for the assholes? while simultaneously brushing every muslim with the terrorists card?
we Need moderates help to have strength to di out their rotten branches.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:20 PM (YvRAm)
Words fail me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:15 PM (Xo1Rt)
I was stationed there in the early '80's. It was, um, special, even back then.
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 06:20 PM (cDs+4)
Well, one might now like to see the RAF scrawling 'This is for Leytonstone' on some of their ordnance, but I have only incrementally more faith in the backbone of Cameron et al on this matter than I do in Obama.
Posted by: JEM at December 05, 2015 06:20 PM (o+SC1)
Dude, like, they can change machetes so fast on an automatic assault gun it does't even matter.
Prolly like hundreds.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:20 PM (77dTL)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:20 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:20 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: red speck at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (9Xu0X)
Not an uncommon sentiment, I believe.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2015 05:51 PM (bZ7mE)
Aichmophobia: Razors edginess.
Posted by: secret santa whos gonna remain frickin secret at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (4ErVI)
So maybe that chain mail idea is not that far out...
Posted by: rd
No, kevlar does hinder knife stabbing in the same manner that it arrests projectiles. The principle is the same.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (9YDUz)
So ... arab terrorism is making a return to reclaim its place as civilization's worst enemy from the islamic terrorism that has been stealing its thunder the past couple of decades.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (zc3Db)
The only thing I 'know' about defense against knives is 'control the
knife hand' which I heard on burn notice. Super helpful I'm sure.
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (vmMMi)
Best way to do that is with a gun. Just sayin'
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2015 06:18 PM (EgOr3)
From a Distance.
Do not let them close on you.
Look up the Tueller Drill.
It is not just for police or people with a CCW.
Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 06:22 PM (Ltj2h)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:22 PM (k0xxN)
They cannot import their sickness, They should be disallowed to invest in uZniversities or media, and the same with every other terrorists supporting country.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:22 PM (YvRAm)
You're trying to joke ... but they already have them in Britain.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 06:22 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:22 PM (kdS6q)
It looks like these bastards are starting WWIII. I expected War on Terrorism to be the start, but we ended up with the SCOAMT & he's made ISIS more powerful.
I had Kelly on for a few minutes last night & Krauthammer was great, he's iffy, on this.
Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2015 06:23 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:23 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 06:24 PM (VrdxH)
Chain mail isn't good for piercing either. Good defense against slashes or edged attack (although you'll break a rib or two)
Piercings takes a thick material like uncured oxhide leather or other thick skinned beast.
Cover that with chain mail and topped with a kevlar vest; you're golden.
Of course it would weight about 30 pounds. And you'd sweat a lot.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:24 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:23 PM (MQEz6)
that was so wrong, but hell if i didn't laugh.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:24 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (xHTCV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (ej1L0)
That is why the old fashioned bayonet charge was so effective. Soldiers can stand up to a lot of things, but seeing some one come after you with a sharp piece of steell activates the primitive survival mechanisms.
Posted by: rd
Cold steel is the only language they understand. Because they don't like it up 'em, you see. They DO NOT like it up 'em.
Posted by: Corporal Jack Jones at December 05, 2015 05:55 PM (/FOB4)
Or as one internet wag put it "A thorough understanding of fighting with the bayonet inspired me to brush up on my marksmanship."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (o98Jz)
I know. Let's double down and let even more of them in. And then to protect ourselves, let's have a surveillance state that hoovers up all our communications and at the same time disarms its citizenry.
It's the only logical thing to do.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (IN7k+)
Posted by: Andy Dufresne at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 06:26 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 06:26 PM (5fvBZ)
====
well there's the old hold a chair out in front of you thing but i always drop my monocle when i do that.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 06:26 PM (Cq0oW)
65 10 House to house confiscation of knives is in order.
Until further notice, all food will be distributed in pre-chewed form.
Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 06:05 PM (VrdxH)
Obligatory Old-school SNL
http://tinyurl.com/ce6xcl7
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:26 PM (o98Jz)
Oh, of course. Wouldn't wan't to "incite" any Muslims.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:26 PM (xdh93)
Posted by: eureka! not liking these times at December 05, 2015 06:27 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 06:27 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:28 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2015 06:28 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:28 PM (k0xxN)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:29 PM (YvRAm)
No wonder they have mudlims problems. Are UK Police with guns.
Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2015 06:29 PM (sj3Ax)
Depends on how they layer the Kevlar. Ballistic vests are constructed different than stab resistant vests. Neither are good at stopping the other.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 05, 2015 06:29 PM (rfjjV)
Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2015 06:29 PM (sj3Ax)
They haven't carried guns in decades. It's brilliant!!
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2015 06:30 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 06:30 PM (Kucy5)
It's a Cygnus cargo ship to the ISS, launched atop an Atlas V.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 06:30 PM (sdi6R)
Peaches, do it. Get it. Do it. You won't be lesser for it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:30 PM (0djHg)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:31 PM (k0xxN)
If 1.5 billion moderates aren't enough to help with the several suddenly going jihad each day (it's just a few, you know), I'm not sure where else to turn. Twitter, maybe, a daring hashtag offensive?
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2015 06:32 PM (mxCgt)
I keep a couple of these in my range bag, another in the truck, one in my EDC bag.....
http://www.amazon.com/Adventure-Medical-Kits-Trauma-QuikClot/dp/B003BS2PW4
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:33 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 06:33 PM (DL2i+)
since we are to believe angry muslims can only react to world events by slaughtering innocent peoples all over the world. (media and kerry's ideas)
than why bring muslims seemingly incapable of self monitoring their reactions to anger on innocents ?
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:33 PM (YvRAm)
Random acts of violence, always with just a few perpetrators so as to make it possible for the blame to be put on something else. Workplace violence. Disgruntled employee. Mentally unstable. Anything but calling it what it is. Anything but saying the name. Just enough to make everyone scared to say the name.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:34 PM (dFi94)
Because the Projection they are used to may cause introspection when the two things are the same?.
Posted by: Andy Dufresne at December 05, 2015 06:34 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at December 05, 2015 06:35 PM (nFdGS)
WASHINGTON -- The government is deliberating whether to propose Selective Service changes that would make women eligible for the military draft, the White house said Friday, a day after the Pentagon said it would no longer bar women from combat jobs.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (xHTCV)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The screaming and whining from university women's studies departments is going to be exquisite.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:35 PM (o98Jz)
Random acts of violence, always with just a few perpetrators so as to make it possible for the blame to be put on something else. Workplace violence. Disgruntled employee. Mentally unstable. Anything but calling it what it is. Anything but saying the name. Just enough to make everyone scared to say the name.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:34 PM (dFi94)
If something like Beslan happens, All Bets Are Off.
Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 06:36 PM (Ltj2h)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:36 PM (MQEz6)
For shit like this...
http://tinyurl.com/q4h8kl5
HE FIGHTS!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2015 06:37 PM (WVvzl)
Some women in the CCL seminar and a bunch in the range.
Training to and killing Jihadis isn't just for the boys.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:37 PM (Xo1Rt)
i had thought we weren't supposed to support terror and yet we do and support financially countries that support terror.
cut em all off.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:38 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 06:38 PM (FkBIv)
170 I know why but why can't lefties get their heads into terrorist motives.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:31 PM (k0xxN)
Because they want just as much death and destruction as the fucking mohammedans do. They don't care about the end game, just the blood.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:38 PM (o98Jz)
So many pretty, pretty assault knives that I didn't buy. I'll have to go back now that they'll be endangered.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 06:38 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: mugiwara at December 05, 2015 06:38 PM (rJnvs)
"Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!"
Posted by: A.G. at December 05, 2015 06:38 PM (fef5a)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:34 PM (dFi94)
It's to get us used to a police state.
And if they succeed in disarming us, then we will be a nation of helpless, frightened sheep begging for the government to protect us.
Personally, I'd prefer to proactively kill the traitors who are allowing this in the first place, but maybe that's just me.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 06:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:40 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:40 PM (q7qr1)
you're missing that those moderates are only that from your own point of view.
those same people in the view of Achmed Q Public is a screaming flaming liberal asswipe. You're basically saying we need to support the Berkley Social Justice squad to take over millions of people
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 06:40 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 06:36 PM (Ltj2h)
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I've always thought so too. But I see so many instances of people not seeing what is right there in plain sight, people excusing any and all sorts of things that do not fit their narrative - I don't know anymore. It's like a grand delusion has descended. It's Magical Agenda.
When people start saying boys are girls and girls are boys, I think we've left all objective reality behind.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (dFi94)
So we'll live like Israelis, huh?
That's depressing.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (NOIQH)
If only we knew what his motivation was...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 06:27 PM (Kucy5)
It worries me that the Amish have migrated to London.
Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 06:39 PM (sdi6R)
Nope...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 06:42 PM (RIKJa)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 06:42 PM (5fvBZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:42 PM (q7qr1)
Butter Knives = Revolver **Grudgingly allowed... for now**
Paring knives = Daringers **Banned WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION... unless you're in Iran**
Posted by: gun grabbers at December 05, 2015 06:43 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 06:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (jJRIy)
...by ensuring the brain attached to it is all over the wall behind it.
Oh, and off, secret santa sock
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (jJRIy)
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manufacturers will design some good stuff soon i hop
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (Cq0oW)
Someone who supports using tax money to pay baby killers who sell baby parts as a side business identifies more with terrorists than decent people.
Posted by: a spade at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (PGh+Q)
maybe?
i have to ponder this, because your comment was pretty good. so give me time. i see your point.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (YvRAm)
-
I love this photo.
http://tinyurl.com/jb8osvc
A WWI German cavalry trooper armed with a lance and protected by a gas mask. The juxtaposition of an obsolete weapon and a hint of the knowledge of the horrors of modern war is reminiscent of this country's response to Islam. We have some recognition that a new horror is arising but we are so bound by obsolete ideas we can't deal rationally with that knowledge.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (Nwg0u)
Ex Pennsylvania State Trooper at seminar today said: "Carry every day, carry everywhere, carry every time you go out."
WE are the defenders of the Country.
WE are the first responders.
To hell with gun laws that disallow you to defend yourselves and others from those who would do you harm.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:45 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:45 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 06:46 PM (v7bpQ)
plain sight, people excusing any and all sorts of things that do not fit
their narrative - I don't know anymore. It's like a grand delusion has
descended. It's Magical Agenda.
Reminds me of this Buffy TVS scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSz-6q1nUk
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 06:47 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 06:47 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:47 PM (wHX4r)
Shoot them.
From far away.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:19 PM (Xo1Rt)
That's all well and good if you see them coming 50 feet away. If not maybe it would be nice to have a plan...
That selective service/combat thing is such bullshit. How many people think women in combat is a dandy idea?
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 06:48 PM (vmMMi)
We had a new Academy Sports open in town last month. I stopped in this morning to pick up some reloading gear and the gun counter was packed. Pretty much half and half men and women. I love Texas.
Also, finally stopped procrastinating and applied for my TX CHL today, fingerprint appointment is next week.
It wasn't the Berdoo shooting that inspired me to finally get off my ass and apply. It was the FBI abandoning the crime scene to the fucking MFM cocksuckers to be sabotaged.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:48 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 06:49 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: a spade at December 05, 2015 06:49 PM (PGh+Q)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:50 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at December 05, 2015 06:50 PM (wKcQA)
Bilbo, the geezer. Oh, and up yours, McCain!!11
Posted by: Norman at December 05, 2015 06:50 PM (CYS6Q)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:50 PM (YvRAm)
============================================
I have a nice Merlot. Pass your glass thru the port thing.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:51 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 06:51 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:52 PM (k0xxN)
It's about our safety. Executive orders on guns I reckon
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 06:52 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 06:52 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 06:53 PM (v7bpQ)
The same attitude applies when out and about in crowds. Always have an out. Know where the exits are. Recognize good cover from bad, be ready if something happens. Always have a way out of where you are and always be aware of your surroundings.
Who's around you, what they're doing and what they're focused on.
Just having you're neck on a swivel with put off the bad guys because they see that you are aware and watching what's happening.
Like the zoomies say; watch your six. (behind you)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:53 PM (Xo1Rt)
Ex Pennsylvania State Trooper at seminar today said: "Carry every day, carry everywhere, carry every time you go out."
WE are the defenders of the Country.
WE are the first responders.
To hell with gun laws that disallow you to defend yourselves and others from those who would do you harm.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:45 PM (Xo1Rt)
Karl Denninger has been hammering this recently.
EVERY gun law is unconstitutional. ALL of them need to be repealed.
The 2nd Amendment is the only "license" or "permit" we need.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 06:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:51 PM (dFi94)
that sounds lovely, i think i have a made last week wine. it tastes that way to me. a sauvignon blanc (white wine)
not crazy about white wine.
hands over my strawberry basket.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:54 PM (YvRAm)
I read about the SB victims. Immigrants from Iran, Erititrea, Vietnam and Mexico. One was even gay. I feel sure that at one point, one of them said "Muslims aren't terrorists. I work with this guy. He and his wife just had a baby"
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 05, 2015 06:54 PM (Lqy/e)
I don't want women in combat but I do want all Women and Men (yes even you pajama boy) to get some defensive combat training. This would be a much more useful class in public schools than the global warming shit they now teach.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:54 PM (wHX4r)
It's about our safety. Executive orders on guns I reckon
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 06:52 PM (zOTsN)
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oh for the love of pete. I haven't listened to him yammer in 7 years. I'll be darned if I'll change that plan now.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:55 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 06:55 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:55 PM (h/qL3)
What if I just like to have clean lines in my suit?
I kid, but...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 06:56 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 05, 2015 06:56 PM (FbsNR)
History, Tripoli, rampant bloodshed, death at the hands of these savages.
I'm sick and fucking tired of it.
Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2015 06:56 PM (ky+lN)
An Oval Orifice what?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:55 PM (h/qL3)
he will show his private part that will then encourage half the population to swallow and not spit.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:57 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 06:57 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:57 PM (k0xxN)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:57 PM (dFi94)
Oooooooo, shiny. I've been waiting on this for a couple of years.
Glock 80% frame pre-release sale
http://tinyurl.com/goa5lg9
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:57 PM (o98Jz)
Heh, that would kinda make sense.
It just reminds me of how someone on the Left will come really close to getting the point sometimes (like, say, realizing that if terrorists will shoot long-time co-workers they really do hate all of us!) and then --boom!-- down comes the protective shield of known "facts" and they're back to the comfort of their progressive beliefs (if only Farook didn't have guns life would be totes safe for all!).
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 06:58 PM (NOIQH)
I don't want women in combat but I do want all Women and Men (yes even you pajama boy) to get some defensive combat training. This would be a much more useful class in public schools than the global warming shit they now teach.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:54 PM (wHX4r)
A great deal of which is situational awareness, which so many people lack. Just today some dumb broad almost walked in front of my moving car in a shopping center parking lot because she had her head firmly implanted in her
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 06:58 PM (kpqmD)
I'm with you kid. Haven't heard that dipshits voice since 2008 and I'm not starting now.
I'll wait to hear the bad news later. (it's the only kind he has).
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:58 PM (Xo1Rt)
What if I just like to have clean lines in my suit?
I kid, but...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta
Interesting that you're so well versed in the concealed stabby laws of your state.
Interesting. Scary. And sexy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 06:58 PM (1xUj/)
And by 'control', did you mean import as many of their owners as possible? Didn't think so!
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2015 06:59 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Reggie "Bodyman" Luv at December 05, 2015 06:59 PM (22uju)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:59 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 06:52 PM (zOTsN)
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Count on it, plus a lecture about talking bad about islam. It'll be about anything that actually matters.
Prediction: ratings will be shit.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 06:59 PM (MbrzC)
TAKE CONTROL OF THE GULF OIL FIELDS BACK FROM THE SAVAGES.
That is all there is to the various threats from the APM world - they all start and stop with control of the gulf oil fields. Without control of those fields the APM world is effectively neutered and can be ignored, as they have no place in civilized society. But it all comes down to the gulf oil fields, the money, the political and the strategic power they derive from them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 07:00 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 05, 2015 07:00 PM (wTdKZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:00 PM (v7bpQ)
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at the drive up atm had a car pull up sharp behind me. looked him square and did my withdrawal. he didn't even go up next, just left. I'm convinced that saved me a problem.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:01 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Titanium at December 05, 2015 07:01 PM (u9UgT)
i mean that is directly Dealing with the constitution not flirting with picking around the edges.
nevermind, i just remembered our Supremes and Obamacare.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:01 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:02 PM (v7bpQ)
Ronald Reagan said "Never be afraid to see what you see." Or name it.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:02 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 07:02 PM (gyKtp)
Interesting. Scary. And sexy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 06:58 PM (1xUj/)
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Oh, I'm fairly illiterate. I tend to buy first and investigate later. I see a smatchet or kukri in the checkout line and I just grab it.
I'm confused about "intent". I mean, if I'm carrying it's to protect myself, but would that be construed as "harming" if it's in self defense?
http://www.knifeup.com/maryland-knife-laws/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:02 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 07:02 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
well, that must have been exciting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:03 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: jewells45
****
Using reason and logic with someone who has come to a conclusion based entirely on emotion is like giving medicine to the dead.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 07:03 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:03 PM (zOTsN)
i do wish i had a gun.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (fBkaR)
Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (v7bpQ)
If not then, sorry buttercup but you and that guy over there that failed aren't equipped physically for the necessities of the job. Nothing against you or you're patriotism.
And only those with a political agenda would get upset about it.
A lot of this stuff is aimed at weakening the military and removing those who might not be quite as obedient as they desire them to be.
There's been a lot of brass that's got the boot in the last 5 years. I believe it's on purpose.
so 12-06-2015; a Day That Will Live in Infamy?
Or just more bullshit from a crack head crypto muslim commmie?
*oh hello there Ms. Lynch*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (Xo1Rt)
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He can try and do whatever he wants... the question is will anyone push back, and even if they do, will it stand. Hussein don't care either way, it'll take till he's gone before most of any of it gets resolved.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (MbrzC)
Ripping straight from the pages of the "those who failed to learn from history are doomed... period" book of centrally-planned desperation to maintain American Dream 'wealth' by unsustainably levitating home prices, the government's bankruptcy mortgage guarantors have just announced "HomeReady Mortgages." These so-called 'enhanced affordable lending products - provided by the US taxpayer - enable 97%-plus Loan-to-Value loans to borrowers based not on their income (which is too low) but on "non-borrowers" like extended family or children! "Whatever it takes" to maintain the illusion of normalcy and hand out more money just reached peak Einsteinian insanity.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (xHTCV)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:05 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:05 PM (Cq0oW)
=====================================
He's resigning and putting the Marines in charge?
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:05 PM (dFi94)
Yeah, I TOTALLY believe the NSA wiped their servers of all data gathered up to last week. This excuse has Obama's petty jerk fingerprints all over it.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Xavier at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (jXith)
Nothing happened in your case but staring someone down (if that is what you meant) is not always a prudent thing to do.
Posted by: Titanium at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (u9UgT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (MbrzC)
true, and we know how the wheels of justice turn.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Someday they will register your voiceprint and permanent IP address. You will need to take a class on acceptable speech and buy a speech license.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Joe Refugee at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (zSLqp)
I had to google both those terms, so maybe we should revisit your understanding of "illiterate".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 07:07 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 05, 2015 07:07 PM (wTdKZ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:07 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:07 PM (v7bpQ)
He touches on another good point, too: people all over the world need guns to protect themselves.
I've always thought we should revive the Liberator pistol from WW2, make 'em by the millions, and be dropping them in the backwoods of every tyrannically-run country on the planet.
Maybe wrap 'em in copies of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, in appropriate translation, of course.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 07:07 PM (+jyzN)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:08 PM (Cq0oW)
But they aren't able to enforce that. And he can't mandate penalties for not doing it. That takes a law.
I'm guessing it'll be something superficial and that won't accomplish anything except drive up gun and ammo prices.
I'm hoping it's not worse than that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:08 PM (Xo1Rt)
You mean, like, with a cloth?
Posted by: Titanium at December 05, 2015 07:08 PM (u9UgT)
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2015 07:08 PM (fBkaR)
hand' which I heard on burn notice. Super helpful I'm sure.
"well there's the old hold a chair out in front of you thing but i always drop my monocle when i do that."
Sykes and Fairbairn, who knew some stuff about fighting and about knives, were big advocates of using furniture as a countertactic.
Of course, either one of the two would tell you that a gun is preferable, and that the best way to control an adversary's knife hand is to dump a couple of rounds into said adversary's center of mass.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2015 07:08 PM (noWW6)
*sings*
Oh, the muslims
Are such assholes
And they all have
Lots of knives
On the subway
They'll slash your throat
Cuz islam is
A murder hive
*big finish*
Yeah, the muslims live in your toooooowwwwwwn!
Watch out they're in your town!
Posted by: Zombie Bobby Darin at December 05, 2015 07:08 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 07:09 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 05, 2015 07:09 PM (FbsNR)
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2015 07:09 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Hillary Africanus at December 05, 2015 07:09 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 07:09 PM (wHX4r)
Yeah, I TOTALLY believe the NSA wiped their servers of all data gathered up to last week. This excuse has Obama's petty jerk fingerprints all over it.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (NOIQH)
That's why we need NSA surveillance on every American citizen 24/7.
If you oppose that, you support the terrorists.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 07:10 PM (sdi6R)
Check the bathtub!
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2015 07:10 PM (mxCgt)
Trump said get rid of their families. That sounds drastic but the Israelis have had to do it. The nutters leave them no choice. And shit, you see mothers of slain terrorists only a day or two later pulling out huge knifes themselves. They never show sorrow -- just anger over the fact that their dead terrorist kid did not get away with killing some old man on the street. So, Israel use to demolish the homes but now they are banishing families from areas they control.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:10 PM (iQIUe)
So New York, Cali, and Mass?
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2015 07:10 PM (fBkaR)
Posted by: Skip
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http://preview.tinyurl.com/odc4zo6
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 07:10 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:11 PM (Cq0oW)
It's about our safety. Executive orders on guns I reckon
He can suck a super sized bag'o dicks.
He doesn't have the authority to do anything by pout.
Posted by: Garrett at December 05, 2015 07:11 PM (89+AC)
so i can't buy anything, just hold on by my fingernails!
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:11 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Boss Moss
I vouch for none of it:
televisionwithoutpity.com/
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:11 PM (9YDUz)
pistol from WW2, make 'em by the millions, and be dropping them in the
backwoods of every tyrannically-run country on the planet.
Maybe wrap 'em in copies of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, in appropriate translation, of course.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 07:07 PM (+jyzN)
Starting with New York and New Jersey.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:11 PM (Xo1Rt)
'em by the millions, and be dropping them in the backwoods of every
tyrannically-run country on the planet. Maybe wrap 'em in copies of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, in appropriate translation, of course."
Later, in some Third World shithole:
"What are 'emanations' and 'penumbras'? The American courts think they are very important, but I've looked and looked and I can't find them anywhere. There must be hidden secret subtexts which the imperialist Yanks are keeping from us!"
Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2015 07:12 PM (noWW6)
An Atlas V rocket is targeting a 4:44 p.m. Sunday launch from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station with a Cygnus cargo spacecraft bound for the International Space Station
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:12 PM (iQIUe)
I wear one. It is my fervent desire and most sincere intention to put a few .40 S ampersand W hollowpoints in mr. stabby bastard before he gets to me.
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (b+df9)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (ftVQq)
Bought some for Dad during the coumadin days. A scraped knuckle could bleed for 10+ minutes.
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (MQEz6)
That would warm the very cockles of my heart-shaped space.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (+y3Tj)
You knew, we are theoretically allowed to open carry now as long as we don't intend to commit a crime or something. Wonder if it's the same for knives?
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (vmMMi)
So...maybe we should all be driving "assault" SUVs, too?
I bet the stats on SUV deaths are up there...
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (NOIQH)
...............
Bad weather again?
Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 05, 2015 07:14 PM (FbsNR)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
So you cleared leather and your heartbeat didn't change a bit?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:14 PM (9YDUz)
So...maybe we should all be driving "assault" SUVs, too?
I bet the stats on SUV deaths are up there...
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (NOIQH)
hands guide both, so ban hands
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:14 PM (YvRAm)
Good thing it wasn't a pointed stick.
Posted by: Police Constable Pan Am at December 05, 2015 07:15 PM (yfObW)
"We were on our way back to the office when we saw the guy go berserk. People scattered and we crossed the street and went on to the office where we . . ."
That would have probably been in the sixties, late sixties, early seventies, and that is all I can remember about the story.
And here we are.
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 07:15 PM (1ljSq)
Posted by: Hillary Africanus at December 05, 2015 07:15 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (NOIQH)
Hey! Cool.
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (YvRAm)
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Make one a halfway house for errant Hordelings. It can be a tax writeoff.
Absolutely no chance there will be illegal distilling or hobos in the smoker on premises.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (o98Jz)
at the drive up atm had a car pull up sharp behind me. looked him
square and did my withdrawal. he didn't even go up next, just left. I'm
convinced that saved me a problem.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
I had a thug a few years ago start giving me shit and follow me into a store. He was so screwed up the manager told him to leave he was calling the cops.
All I could think of was get back to my car. I did with the thug following me, I locked the door and pulled out my 40 cal Glock 17 and quietly put it on the dash.
Thug quickly decided he would be LEAVING!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (jJRIy)
but servicable
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (YvRAm)
CAIR IS the Hamas Ministry of Dis-Information.
They might as well have a bronze plaque.
with (Kill Da Joos) in a smaller font and parenthesis.
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (DL2i+)
Trump said get rid of their families.
--
Yes, I think families of terrorists should be first interrogated. If complicit, charged. If not complicit, then deported for having terrorist ties.
That might bring some pressure to bear on future jihadis.
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (cbfNE)
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They are flat out lying... according to the NSA themselves.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 07:17 PM (MbrzC)
Gah. I hate putting up the Christmas decorations. Boxes of generations of Swedish crap. But oh no - the kids want the house to look just like it does every Christmas! So here I am. Surrounded by gangs of hairy little tomte and Swedish candleholders and five thousand Scandinavian wall hangings. Sitting here. Not putting them up. Drinking. Here.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:18 PM (dFi94)
Grinder
Ash v Evil Dead
Z Nation
Romeo Section
Narcos
Secrets of Great British Castles
http://scene-rls.com/releases/
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:18 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:18 PM (v7bpQ)
All those stories were lies told by Easterners bored out of their minds looking at miles of prairie or mountains or desert.
They made shit up to sell back east. Then the people in the west started to believe that stuff too.
And that's where many of the stupid laws came from or came to be.
And it really wasn't until the Panthers started carrying shotguns and rifles openly that open carry got a bad name.
And it was Democrats who were in the forefront then for gun laws, just like they are now. (yes I know Reagan signed off on them)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:18 PM (Xo1Rt)
The Glock 17 is a 9mm.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:19 PM (kpqmD)
..........
So did Tennessee just recently!
Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 05, 2015 07:19 PM (FbsNR)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 07:20 PM (MbrzC)
"All I could think of was get back to my car. I did with the thug following me, I locked the door and pulled out my 40 cal Glock 17 and quietly put it on the dash."
The Glock 17 is a 9mm.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:19 PM (kpqmD)
Forget it, he's rolling.
Posted by: Donald "Boon" Schoenstein at December 05, 2015 07:21 PM (o98Jz)
Now how much will you pay?
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 05, 2015 07:21 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Sgmstv at December 05, 2015 07:21 PM (pchXB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:21 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: Andy Dufresne at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (wHX4r)
A nice Estwing unbreakable rock hammer with a sharp point would do a serious number on a jihadi's skull. Has a little more mass to it than the puny ice axe that Mercador used on old Trotsky. And it's a tool of my profession, too.
But if had to live in London right now, I'd probably make and carry a nice sap. Leather bag, or piece of rubber hose, filled with lead shot, and sewn shut. With a handle, and loop of cord to secure it to my wrist. A good slug on the temple with that, and Mr. Jihadi gets knocked out cold.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2015 07:21 PM (+y3Tj)
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what are you talking about? I was remarking on watching your 6
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:22 PM (Cq0oW)
http://tinyurl.com/zkstn3c
Eris has the high definition 3D version!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:22 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2015 07:23 PM (b+df9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:23 PM (v7bpQ)
Yep, it sounds like a big ol' FU to Congress for not voting to continue the program.
That's Obama's style. He not only lies, he wants show that he knows we know he's lying just to rub it in.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:23 PM (NOIQH)
but servicable
Posted by: willow
I've always thought there might be a market for carbon-fiber nail applications.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:23 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 07:23 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (zOTsN)
fack. He is either going to tell us how safe we are, or he's going to start a war summers.
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (1ljSq)
really a bastard, i've been paying 300 more to make Actual payments for mortgage not including upgrades of electric box 8 grand and lines and air conditioner unit 10 grand (100 yr old house) because I thought he was actually buying and he walks.
so screwed.
anyway .. bah.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (YvRAm)
Boss: I really liked all I listed and you can find on the internet for free or Netflix and binge watch.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (v7bpQ)
with the thug following me, I locked the door and pulled out my 40 cal
Glock 17 and quietly put it on the dash."
The Glock 17 is a 9mm.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:19 PM
Well of course it doesn't literally mean Glock 17s, only. It clearly refers to Glock pistols of all types.
Posted by: Pythonesque Pundit on the Mount at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:26 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Oh, the Left loves them some concentration camp walls.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:26 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:26 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2015 07:26 PM (fBkaR)
So a jihadi in a killing mood can make like a Sikh and still carry a kirpan.
https://www.gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives
Posted by: jow at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (Oagtj)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (ftVQq)
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Never underestimate my ability to do damage to myself and innocent drywall.
And speaking of scary guns, time to check out my DVR of "Badlands". I'm not a fan of wire-fu typically but I like the saturated colors.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (jR7Wy)
but servicable
Posted by: willow
I've always thought there might be a market for carbon-fiber nail applications.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:23 PM (9YDUz)
Adamantium is superior.
Posted by: Lady Deathstrike at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (kpqmD)
1. Gulf Oil spill
2. End of military operations in Iraq
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Media at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (2Ocf1)
I hope also those offended by my prayers stop and listen for GOD's WORD - or perish. Either or, I can't stir to care anymore for them.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (7O9ts)
Posted by: Bill R. at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:28 PM (9YDUz)
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How about "ethnic pride"? *flicks stiletto*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:28 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (YvRAm)
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Willow - that's awful. I'm so sorry.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:28 PM (dFi94)
Yes.
Because it's the religion. It's poisonous. They can ignore The Book, but it sits there, waiting for someone to come read it, and take it seriously.
Every.Deadly.Word.
And now we have a killer, waiting to strike, to murder in the name of his "god". He'll smile, he'll seem normal and quiet, until one day he shows up at a Christmas party with an AK-47 and a load of pipe bombs he made in his kitchen.
Oh sure, maybe *only* 10%-20% will become like that, so about 20,000-40,000 of the Muslims we let in just since 9/11. But the rest? Many vocally support and excuse. Many silently agree. Many support with supplies, money and contacts. And many, many more would like to see Sharia Law replace the Constitution.
We put our people in mortal danger, for what? To signal to "the world" that we're not "racist"?
Count me out.
Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 07:28 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:28 PM (v7bpQ)
sigh.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:29 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 07:29 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 07:29 PM (5fvBZ)
Interesting. Seems like he's done more, but I guess it's because he prefers giving addresses in front of that WH hallway so that there's all those columns in the background, like when he announced bin Laden was dead. We know how much he digs the pageantry of columns...
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:29 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 05, 2015 07:30 PM (FbsNR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:30 PM (v7bpQ)
Sure, our FBI/NSA missed this Farook ISIS attack and cluster mucked the apartment bomb factory but it wasn't a total bust. Only a few crackers and some Jew were splattered. Barky and I had our butt plugs in and were safely bunkered in the limo. We have doubled the FBI's budget and the NSA's so that Difi and her husband will become more wealthy. Our system of checks and balances works.
Further, we DNC can bash those clingers into the ground. Sure, the Inland Regional Center was a gun free zone. Only two people were not playing by the rules. You can ask Queen Difi. We can expect more of the same with Barky's policies.
America sucks but DC is a great place to work and get rich. Good day.
Posted by: Barney F. at December 05, 2015 07:30 PM (FJH98)
I've been thinking of stashing it in my glove compartment. Good or bad idea?
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:30 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: sarahw at December 05, 2015 07:30 PM (3fTXW)
Posted by: Titanium at December 05, 2015 07:31 PM (u9UgT)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 05, 2015 05:50 PM
Nora: I read where you were shot 5 times in the tabloids.
Nick: It's not true. he didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2015 07:31 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 07:29 PM (5fvBZ)
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Skal !
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:31 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (YvRAm)
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Darn! So sorry! They call real estate a game but I think it's a blood sport.
Well at least it will be more attractive to prospective buyers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:31 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
at the drive up atm had a car pull up sharp behind me. looked him square and did my withdrawal. he didn't even go up next, just left. I'm convinced that saved me a problem.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
Oh, 'withdrawal.' Sorry, I thought that was a euphemism.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (Jw/I+)
others have it much worse than i.
so i really shouldn't cry.
although i do, buckets.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: sarahw at December 05, 2015 07:33 PM (3fTXW)
I've been thinking of stashing it in my glove compartment. Good or bad idea?
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:30 PM (cbfNE)
Putting any legal issues aside for the moment, you want it to be located where it's quickly accessible to you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:33 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 05, 2015 07:33 PM (7O9ts)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:33 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 07:34 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:34 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Paul Harvey used to like to tell a story about a guy being shot in the fracas.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 07:34 PM (FkBIv)
{hugs}.. hope things get better honey.Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 07:34 PM (5fvBZ)
so i think i'm done for.
but as i said 1st world problems i guess
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:34 PM (YvRAm)
U G G boot knifes so plush!
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: sarahw at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (3fTXW)
Posted by: JEM at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (uRe+P)
(of survival)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 07:23
My son just turned 4. I look at him and go "no way was I that situationally unaware when I was 4." Maybe I was, but I don't know.
I always tell him, walk with your head up, pay attention to everything around you.
Posted by: traye at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (StSl7)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (zOTsN)
broader threat?
as in Obama and what his solution might be?
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:36 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:33 PM (kpqmD)
Hmm... somewhere in the car anyway.
Legal issue - I am in PA. I'm not sure. Bowie knives are legal, and it could be a bowie knife except for the knuckle guard.
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:36 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:37 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 07:37 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 07:34 PM
Tough place to take a bullet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2015 07:37 PM (pLwjI)
hmmm, I wonder just what the topic might be.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 07:37 PM (gyKtp)
of "Badlands". I'm not a fan of wire-fu typically but I like the
saturated colors.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM
The Malick flick?
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 07:38 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 07:38 PM (1ljSq)
And a lot of their potential support stays quiet because they know the assholes will kill them as soon as anyone else. And, after the Green Failed Revolution in Iran, they don't expect any support from outside (and they still aren't getting it).
There is a (big) problem with Islam, and either we go to war for an indeterminate amount of time against a much larger and more diffuse enemy, or we support the reformers.
We aren't supporting the reformers, we're mostly letting them swing while we support CAIR and terror mosques and just generally the worst people to support.
It is, as expected, utterly stupid.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 07:38 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: JEM at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (uRe+P)
That was very popular in the neighborhood I grew up in.
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:38 PM (cbfNE)
Word was that irish cops were artists , in many cases , with a sap .
Unfortunately for us, saps can also kill people quite easily if applied with vigor to the temple or other sensitive areas , so , no saps for most of the horde .
Sorry , it's really for the good of society .
Posted by: awkward davies at December 05, 2015 07:38 PM (mP1RE)
because we really are fortunate to live in 2015 in america
crosses fingers.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:39 PM (YvRAm)
others have it much worse than i.
so i really shouldn't cry.
although i do, buckets.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (YvRAm)
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You don't have to reach a particular number on the Crap Scale in order to justify crying. Crying is good. You don't need all that salt floating around in your eyes anyway.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:39 PM (dFi94)
I'm sure that's a truthful representation of the contents of the speech the same way any legislation with sounds of patriotism or safety in their titles are.
Posted by: Methos at December 05, 2015 07:39 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:39 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:40 PM (v7bpQ)
Oval Office has been occupied by a terrorist since 2009.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:40 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:40 PM (cbfNE)
situationally unaware when I was 4." Maybe I was, but I don't know.>>>
Does he have brothers? If you want a kid to always have situational awareness give them brothers. Sisters are good too they teach sneak attack and psyops.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 07:41 PM (wHX4r)
I predict he will tell Bimbo Lynch to turn off the FBI background check system until Congress passes "sensible gun control"
No background check system = no legal sales
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 07:41 PM (uZNvH)
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
Posted by: Vizzini at December 05, 2015 07:42 PM (noWW6)
I have to move soon as prices are skyrocketing here, unfortunately everywhere around here that's cheaper is a dump/dangerous AFAICT.
I have too much stuff and I have to get other people to carry it.
Sometimes our lives are a bit sad.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 07:42 PM (bLnSU)
Get a tire iron. Either get the one that came with the car or if it's not good enough, buy one and keep it up front by the center console.
They usually have a pointy end that can be useful and the other end has the lug wrench socket so it's heavy.
It's handy to wack thugs with and it's can't be considered a dangerous weapon because it has a useful purpose of repairing your car. And you have a good reason for where it is; you forget once after you changed a tire.
So:
injured thug, no charges for deadly weapon possession and you're on your way. (a few tears and a confused look will also go a long way to help with that)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:42 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 07:38 PM (EWg9n)
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Nah, it's a t.v. series on AMC called "Into the Badlands" with some sort of futuristic feudal society wherein everything is decided via chop-sockee throwdowns.
In the future, it's always either cage matches or katanas.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: sarahw at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM (3fTXW)
The Glock 17 is a 9mm.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:19 PM
You are right, mine is a 27. Stopped carrying it about five years ago.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM (jJRIy)
No background check system = no legal sales
Posted by: chemjeff
If'n you're referring to NICS, NICS is a three-day pass-or-go system.
Meaning, if no negative hits are found within three days, the FFL is free to release the firearm to the customer, IIRC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:44 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (v7bpQ)
I have a Cold Steel Rajah 3 and it's a great knife. Fully serrated and razor sharp out of the box.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: sarahw at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (3fTXW)
Either way, it's still OK to shoot him if he is being violent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (+y3Tj)
Badlands" with some sort of futuristic feudal society wherein everything
is decided via chop-sockee throwdowns.
In the future, it's always either cage matches or katanas.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM
LOL. I see.
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (EWg9n)
How far from PA are you? I may be moving due to increased lot rent. I have to sell my trailer first.
I'll move in and pay your mortgage thingy. I'm handy with tools too.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM
Must have biiig problems in future.
Posted by: Hatori Hanzo at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (pLwjI)
i have extra rooms here, this house i'm in now is ok, not a dream home by anymeans, but sufficient
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:46 PM (YvRAm)
President Dumbass is giving an Oval Office speech tomorrow night at 8 PM.
Sunday Night Football or Dumbass....Sunday Night Football or Dumbass....I don't envy all of the tough choices Americans have to make....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 05, 2015 07:46 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 07:46 PM (jT+gh)
I send you many imaginary drinks through the internets!
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 07:46 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: sarahw at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM (3fTXW)
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He and we'd be better off if he'd just crawl under a rock somewhere till January of 2017.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 07:47 PM (MbrzC)
A little sister, and she is going to be trouble. I see it already, she's a danger baby, she's going to be like me get herself into so much trouble that she becomes the expert at getting out. She does already attack him. I say "dude, watch her, she's mean, pay attention or she'll attack you."
Posted by: traye at December 05, 2015 07:47 PM (StSl7)
And with a ton of congenital physical and mental defects from the longstanding local practice of consanguineous marriage. Plus lots of AIDS and drug-resistant tuberculosis and other such goodies that will do wonders for America's collapsing health care system.
This time we're _literally_ getting the wretched refuse.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2015 07:47 PM (noWW6)
kind of a long drive, I'm in another state trying to make money (SW)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:47 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 07:48 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:48 PM (v7bpQ)
That's the subcompact .40. I've thought about getting one as a backup to the Glock 23 I have. What do you carry now?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:48 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2015 07:48 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (9JJgN)
kind of a long drive, I'm in another state trying to make money (SW)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:47 PM (YvRAm)
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"Parma!"
I used to stay up to watch The Ghoul as a kid.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 07:46 PM (vmMMi)
ha, i might drink everyone of them !
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (cbfNE)
If the background check doesn't go through in 3 days, then the gun store can go ahead with the sale anyways.
http://gun.laws.com/background-check
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (ky+lN)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (9JJgN)
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It's called tequila, and it makes me invincible!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (jR7Wy)
Meaning, if no negative hits are found within three days, the FFL is free to release the firearm to the customer, IIRC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:44 PM (9YDUz)
But if the NICS system isn't even on, then you can't legally sell a gun, right?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (v7bpQ)
Religion of peas porridge hot
Religion of peas porridge cold
Religion of peas porridge in the...
{ stabby! stabby! stabby! }
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (5fvBZ)
I can't wrap my head around "ehhh, it'll work out, and if it doesn't, I'll hide under a desk."
I feel like I'm blaming the victims. It SHOULDN'T happen, but damnit, it does happen. Be aware, be calm, be ready to respond. BEFORE shit goes all twisted
Posted by: traye at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (StSl7)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (0O7c5)
At that point we can all tune out.
I hope it's not about Gun Control. I don't believe that they can do much with an EO. To be effective and legal if would have to fall in some departments' current legally mandated authorizing law.
I don't believe there are any. He said himself they've been unable to come up with a legal solution.
That means that what he wants to do would get squashed by a lower court very easily and quickly.
He won't want that to happen.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (9JJgN)
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It's called tequila, and it makes me invincible!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (jR7Wy)
Good thing, since it also makes gals' clothes fall off.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:52 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (jR7Wy)
Somehow, I think you in an invincible mood would be downright scary!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:52 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: VAR1ABLE at December 05, 2015 07:52 PM (We2zR)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 07:52 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2015 07:52 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (5fvBZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (9JJgN)
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"Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand."
Ephesians 6:13
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (dFi94)
I think the moral is that good people don't need weapon control laws, and bad people aren't stopped by them.
Posted by: Socratease at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (2GbWn)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (uZNvH)
Unless your State law says otherwise, no. It was written so that the Feds couldn't shut down gun sales by being non-responsive, specifically.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:54 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2015 07:54 PM (sj3Ax)
...and this is why I said we ought to buy land in Wyoming and build an AoS compound..
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:54 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (zOTsN)
yes this wasn't an investment, it was my actual home. i mved to try to work and keep my head above water.
it worked until it didn't .
phoenix girl is that a christian thing i never read about? (jew here)
i do like clean windows though,
i hang prisms in them and the most spectacular light show occurs when the sun comes up.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (YvRAm)
so she decided to learn martial arts. she carries now of course. i guess if you're fighting for well everything and can't give up you can survive a brutal knife attack. but you won't come back the same.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (Cq0oW)
Not if you're still swinging the wrench.
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (v7bpQ)
Like Al Capone with a smile AND an edged weapon!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (v7bpQ)
Cobra= compact .38 Special
Python= large-frame .357 Magnum
Anaconda= large-frame .44 Magnum
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (bLnSU)
Yo, it's awesome.
http://tinyurl.com/j8ooazu
Posted by: Joanne at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: macleod at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (Qf5bp)
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It could be about pink potatoes doing a hula dance and I still wouldn't watch.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (dFi94)
It shows how restrictive the State laws have become. No one wants to carry and many don't try due to the difficulty and expense.
And also the locations have been where either guns are not allowed or the social atmosphere is negative towards those who own them. I think the guy in Colorado Springs was just lucky plus he ran into a building and barricaded himself in. and btw if Planned Parenthood feels so threatened, why didn't they have an armed guard? And better security?
Note the places that this shit doesn't happen.
There's a reason for that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Great Northfield Raid??? 4 Killed.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: macleod at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (Qf5bp)
but I still wouldn't put it Obozo to pull some shenanigan like that
to refuse to allow legal sales of guns in some way
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (jJRIy)
I forget. I'm just relieved he's no longer brandishing it like a lightning bolt coming from up on high Mt. Olympus. What rubbish.
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (jT+gh)
The AoS gated and walled compound sounds better everyday!
Think of the skill set that would be within those walls!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (ftVQq)
yes this wasn't an investment, it was my actual home. i mved to try to work and keep my head above water.
it worked until it didn't .
phoenix girl is that a christian thing i never read about? (jew here)
i do like clean windows though,
i hang prisms in them and the most spectacular light show occurs when the sun comes up.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (YvRAm)
That's a real downer willow, sorry about that. It must be stressful as hell.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (KCxzN)
obama is gonna say that America's 'gun culture' is poisoning the innocent foreigners who come here and is spreading to other nations
the bottom line: obama wants us to be defenseless
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (jJRIy)
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Sounds like Spring to me.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (dFi94)
proof, knife proof, attack proof bubble that everyone can use when
they're venturing outside of their home?
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (9JJgN)
Hamster balls? There is a proto-type, but there are issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVo8FzATac8
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (jR7Wy)
When you enter a room, do you visually clear it?
I know I've found myself sidling around corners and probing behind doors before entering.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:59 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (1xUj/)
omg, tell her to come chat, i will even bring her the fresh bread i made earlier and share the wine Gramma gave me!
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:59 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:59 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 07:59 PM (vsbNu)
Can I buy a small lot? My skill set is not conducive to working from home. But I would like a community* to bug out to instead of the cabin.
I know the left has ruined the word but it still has a real meaning.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 07:59 PM (wHX4r)
I will read later about how gope leadership wants to work with President Imam.
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (dFi94)
True, we are whiners.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (jJRIy)
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Until you cross over into New Jersey, where you will be arrested and sent to jail for ten years.
Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: chemjeff
It only reports negative hits, so AFIAK, after 3 days plus any local waiting period, the FFL can release the firearm.
Check Gnu's link above.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (1JVC2)
That's because
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta
She says hi back.
I made some slight harrumphing noises about all this intermediating and she said "you're totally my owl".
So, one does as one is bidden.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (1xUj/)
Yes and I also like to sit with my back to a wall.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:01 PM (wHX4r)
Chemjeff, they will keep trying and failing, which is a sad part of life. Up next is probably an attempt at the no-fly list as a disqualifier and more national "feature restrictions," followed by attempts to expand psychological restrictions to include semi-official recommendations and whatever the rest of their idiot list is.
Won't affect crime at all, of course. Never does.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:01 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (1JVC2)
I took a knife fighting class once, that was the take-away lesson: Nobody who gets into of a knife fight comes out unscathed.
Posted by: Socratease at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (2GbWn)
That's a good reason to never have any contact with New Jersey
Posted by: Methos at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (ZbV+0)
13 seconds into Z - Nation they announce the good news that the Parasite in Chief is dead.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:59 PM (v7bpQ)
When you want to win an audience over....
I really like Z-Nation. That's one of the few shows I watch these days.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (AC0lD)
The AoS gated and walled compound sounds better everyday!
Think of the skill set that would be within those walls!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (ftVQq)
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Sign me up!
Remember: post-apocalyptic future is either cage matches or katanas. Or sometimes roving bands of marauding leather freaks with collander facemasks.
We'll need very high walls with lots and lots of flumes for the boiling oil.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (jR7Wy)
"Evitri Payet said fellow witnesses were shouting at the suspect: 'You're not Muslim.' "
Some folks can't accept reality even when right in front of them.
Posted by: Yeah, Whatever at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (qyULy)
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (1JVC2)
how can she say no?
Posted by: willow
She's shooting giant tree rats online or something.
I'm the reporter, not the explainer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (k0xxN)
Which means they might try doing it, since it would be 100% counter-productive.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (bLnSU)
Yes and I also like to sit with my back to a wall.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:01 PM (wHX4r)
I do the same thing. I start feeling physically uncomfortable if I sit with my back to a door.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (1xUj/)
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Why are we here, if not to serve Her Magnificence?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (jR7Wy)
http://tinyurl.com/ppk2mbs
Posted by: Joanne at December 05, 2015 08:04 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:04 PM (bLnSU)
"Evitri Payet said fellow witnesses were shouting at the suspect: 'You're not Muslim.' "
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What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 08:04 PM (cbfNE)
Face that fact and then ignore it and do what you have to do and don't worry about how bad the injury will be. It is what it is, just do your best.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:05 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:05 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 08:05 PM (v7bpQ)
What a stupid time to be alive.
For real.
Even the weather is stupid. It just won't get cold here.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:05 PM (1JVC2)
I feel somewhat gratified that the world has degenerated to the point where my anxiety disorder should now be considered evolutionarily adaptive and functional.
Posted by: Oschisms at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (ZsN9X)
I took a knife fighting class once, that was the take-away lesson: Nobody who gets into of a knife fight comes out unscathed.
Posted by: Socratease at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (2GbWn)
I've also heard it this way: you're both going to the hospital. The only question is which of you goes to the ER and which one goes to the morgue.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (kpqmD)
Pigs. Very low maintenance and virtual meat production factories.
Posted by: traye at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (StSl7)
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (IrByp)
i've missed you so, slides to your feet, a deal is a deal. unzips boots.
Merovign, me too! lol, and 1st thing is to spread so much cash around someone finds the key to your health.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:05 PM (1JVC2)
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Hush. You'll jinx it.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (dFi94)
I usually think body bags when they say it. You have the right answer just not what will be the outcome from their speech.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:07 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:07 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 08:07 PM (1ljSq)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:05 PM (bLnSU)
I would be mad but that's rather remarkably accurate.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:07 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 08:08 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (Br3YH)
Here's a fun game for the Horde. Guess What Obama Will Announce Tomorrow!
I'll start.
No one on the no fly list or terrorism watch list can buy a gun.
Reinstate assault weapon ban.
Annnnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (jR7Wy)
The advanced planning begins!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (v7bpQ)
Yes and I also like to sit with my back to a wall.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:01 PM (wHX4r)
I do the same thing. I start feeling physically uncomfortable if I sit with my back to a door.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (kpqmD)
Yup... and if I'm actually at a bar? I stand... vice sitting on a barstool.... drives my Lady crazy....
Habit I picked up by being in WAY too many foreign ports...
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (qh617)
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she and mom went to the ER. he ran off. she just couldn't have her mom hacked to death in front of her and vice versa.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:10 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 08:11 PM (v7bpQ)
From my experience in the grocery store. They only let Zombie people with no awareness in.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:11 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:11 PM (vsbNu)
I posted a comment elsewhere today.
I said; fine let's enact common sense gun laws.
Like:
shall issue concealed carry licenses
reciprocity for ccl licenses in all states.
no restrictions on where guns can be carried except private property (and only when signs are posted) and prison cell blocks or mental institution patient areas.
Cheap easy and quick licensing for CCl.
No liabilities civil or criminal in self defense cases presumption to be lawful action.
Retraction of unconstitutional restrictions on magazine size, removability and other appearance restrictions.
Proper gun safety in schools taught before sex ed.
Let's try some of THOSE common sense gun laws.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:11 PM (Xo1Rt)
I'll start.
No one on the no fly list or terrorism watch list can buy a gun.
Reinstate assault weapon ban.
Annnnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (IrByp)
anyone that donated to a conservative .
anyone that comments here?
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:11 PM (YvRAm)
And expect an immediate and immense growth in the no-fly and/or terrorism watch list!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 08:12 PM (ftVQq)
The Wild Bill Hickok Syndrome.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:12 PM (V97LQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (v7bpQ)
Same way a 'Treaty' which was never signed by either the US, or Iran, can raise Congressionally mandated Sanctions ON Iran....
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 05, 2015 08:12 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM
*waves MA carry permit around*
*faces Beacon Hill, farts in their general direction*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2015 08:13 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (YvRAm)
It's just seed cash, once the ball gets rolling... well, let's just say hundreds of thousands of people are waiting for thousands of hearts. A lot of people are working on it but they're focused on temporary solutions.
I would be mad but that's rather remarkably accurate.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:07 PM (IrByp)
A lot of guys are kind of awkward and think of women as so smooth and in control (yeah, socially, sometimes).
Being around an awkward woman is so comfortable it's ridiculous.
That's me explaining something to suck all the humor out of it. Which is awkward.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:13 PM (bLnSU)
"I don't really think Islam, per se, is responsible for Islamist violence."
--to my view, is nonsense. Violence is baked into the Islam cake. There is no separating violence from Islam. Given enough push, anyone who is a believing moslem will act violently. Those who do not act in violence, who turn away from violence, aren't moslems. They're non-observant moslems.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 05, 2015 08:14 PM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:15 PM (Cq0oW)
I'll start.
No one on the no fly list or terrorism watch list can buy a gun.
Reinstate assault weapon ban.>>>
Another fun game how high will canoe/boat rentals go for?
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:15 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:15 PM (vsbNu)
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God damned LUTHERAN
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:07 PM (Cq0oW)
Military grade assault Jello.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:15 PM (kpqmD)
-- But the President said "If we can save *ONE LIFE* with common sense gun control..."
Well, at least it isn't a *mass* murder situation.
--A mass murder is defined as three or more people. Some guy in China stabbed almost 10 people with a single knife a couple of years ago.
You need to just shut up because you're obviously a sexist, intolerant, xenophobic, homophobic, islamophobic, racist, bigot.
Posted by: PBJ5959 at December 05, 2015 08:15 PM (r1du+)
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (IrByp)
Deliberately shutting down NICS as Chemjeff suggested, but as a deliberate ploy to ensure prohibited persons get guns, expressly so they can claim criminals are buying guns (without saying it was because they shut down NICS).
Exactly like F&F, plan on guns being used in crimes so you can punish your political opponents for your own crimes.
Also, more idiot lecturing and lies about statistics. Mostly that.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:16 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:16 PM (vsbNu)
A useful sap can be made from a stocking and a handful of change.
A full length, sharp, hard pencil can stab.
Never without these items (or similar), whatever else I may be carrying - and I carry quite a few things, take it for all-in-all.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:16 PM (+jyzN)
obama is gonna tell us who we are again
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:17 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (Xo1Rt)
Anyone who served or currently serves in the US military, is white, and knows what the Gadsden flag is will be denied the right to purchase firearms. Anyone who does not immediately acquiesce to this new law is an Islamophobic bigot.
Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (GgxVX)
I have only once in my life done anything brave. Darkened stairway, NYC street, kid screaming in terror, sounds of a struggle.
To steel myself for running down the stairs I imagined a guy with a knife because I'm more scared of that than a gun.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (DL2i+)
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its China. you can't turn around without elbowing 3 people in the throat
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (Cq0oW)
obama is gonna tell us to stop listening to folks on the radio and on tv
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (DWqcN)
Well luckily, Moon Beam's going on a trip (heh) so maybe things will stay as usual. (which is bad enough)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: looks up in the sky for SMOD at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (H9MG5)
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest climate change battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore, you honkies. We will be united in our common interests, unless you're some kinda homophobe. Perhaps it's fate that today is not the Fourth of July, and you will once again be forgoing freedom... Not to tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but for acclamation. We are tweeting for our right to not live. To not exist but in Buzzfeed archives. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will go quietly into the night!" We will vanish without a fight! We're not going to live on as binary sexes! We're going to euthanize! Today we celebrate our Dependence Day!
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (Xo1Rt)
And be prepared for the suck to burst open on impact.
Just FYI.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (bLnSU)
weaponry .... anything pointy can stab, anything longer than wide is a
bludgeon, anything at all can be used to deflect ....>>>
Another part to situational awareness. What around me do I fear most? It then becomes the weapon against an attacker.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:20 PM (wHX4r)
Odumbo's understanding of the Constitution is "I get to do whatever I can get away with"
that's how
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:20 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:20 PM (uZNvH)
Well, it could...if you were a bigoted Islamophobe. :/
Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:20 PM (GgxVX)
Which, frankly, sounds exhausting.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (bLnSU)
A full length, sharp, hard pencil can stab.
Never without these items (or similar), whatever else I may be carrying - and I carry quite a few things, take it for all-in-all.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:16 PM (+jyzN)
Pair of heels, lighter and small can of hairspray.
Also known as actual stilettos and a mini flamethrower.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (dFi94)
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its China. you can't turn around without elbowing 3 people in the throat
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (Cq0oW)
and his Wu Shu was strong...
Posted by: Old Oriental Gentleman at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (qh617)
Posted by: The Turtle at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Hank at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (aIt1F)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (bLnSU)
decisions decisions
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:20 PM (uZNvH)
--If you have cable, just stay in and cycle among the three championship games.
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (+jyzN)
Posted by: PBJ5959
We joke now, but in the future, you will be profiled by comments on Facebook, Twitter, blogs, etc. as part of a background check.
Part of the future of common sense gun control. The 2nd amendment will not be repealed, but will be eviscerated by idiotic regulation, as will the 1st amendment.
Face it, the governing class hates us, and wants us under their boot heel.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (+1T7c)
obama will instruct as to how we can defeat terrorism by being good supporters of his stupid and dangerous agenda
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:23 PM (GgxVX)
Which, frankly, sounds exhausting.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (bLnSU)
ha, yeah i could do one bad ass with some one to help, two or more i'm going to need to call in some troops to hold my hand.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:23 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 08:23 PM (v7bpQ)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (MQEz6)
decisions decisions
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:20 PM (uZNvH)
*waves to chemjeff*
Go to Applebee's. The change of scenery will do you good.
Also the cooking thing.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (IrByp)
obama will assure us that his admin is doing everything to prevent these acts of violence...but shit happens
so, remember that in the next couple of weeks when a mall gets shot up
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (1JVC2)
he will imply we need to give up hope and pay jizzya.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (YvRAm)
Part of the future of common sense gun control. The 2nd amendment will not be repealed, but will be eviscerated by idiotic regulation, as will the 1st amendment.
Face it, the governing class hates us, and wants us under their boot heel.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (+1T7c)
You already are.... all that info from FB and such goes to both its OWN surveillance programs, and also to Catalyst, the Progressive Database.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (qh617)
decisions decisions"
Go. You might chat up some ol' gal.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (7wRP5)
"one mind, any weapon".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:25 PM (+jyzN)
decisions decisions
Does the house still smell of burned bacon? If so, Fapplebee's it is.
Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:25 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (IrByp)
maybe they will let him experience the cooking space and show him how bacon is made.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:25 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 08:25 PM (DL2i+)
Whatever President Obama says is just A-Ok with me.
Posted by: The Turtle at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (KUa85)
Oh, that reminds me. I went for a 3 hour and 20 minute run today...to a nearby lake and ran several streets in the town. The lake was really nice...a bunch of guys were there fishing.
But, this made me happy. I saw a "Turtle Crossing" sign. That's the first time I've ever seen one of those. It was a yellow caution road sign with three turtles and "Turtle Crossing" written on it. That made me laugh.....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 05, 2015 08:26 PM (AC0lD)
Obama's very familiar with this, since he caused it.
Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 08:26 PM (VrdxH)
The Wild Bill Hickok Syndrome.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:12 PM (V97LQ)
My dad would never sit with his back to a door. I never understood why, always seemed a little crazy but damn if he didn't have a point there.
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 08:26 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:26 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:23 PM (GgxVX)
Oh sheesh I hadn't thought of that.
*adds to list*
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:26 PM (IrByp)
The Wild Bill Hickok Syndrome.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:12 PM (V97LQ)
i sit facing the door with fingernails ready.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:27 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:27 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (dFi94)
And look for McConnel and Ryan to rush to the microphones and declare they're not shutting down the government over EOs
Fuck the SCOAMF and Fuck the GOP.
Trump/Cruz 2016 - FUCK YOU, WAR!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (WVvzl)
the raving reviews for obama's informercial are already written, as you know
Even David Brooks loved it! (I'm guessing).
But yeah, the speech or lecture or whining or whatever it will be by obama will "hit all the right notes" and be "one of the best addresses to the nations ever" and "perfect."
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (1JVC2)
Oh sheesh I hadn't thought of that.
*adds to list*
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:26 PM (IrByp
o sure - boots unzipped slid off, feet rubbed, maybe a slight kiss on arch, and i didn't even make the list!
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (+jyzN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:29 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:29 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:29 PM (45oDG)
5th Amendment prevents self-incrimination.
Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 08:30 PM (VrdxH)
They will put you on an e-mail promotion list, but you aren't joining a "wine club" automatically, and they don't pester constantly. Worth a try.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:30 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:31 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:29 PM (1xUj/)
i would but family blog!
which has to be b.s. but uno.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:31 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:31 PM (vsbNu)
And look for McConnel and Ryan to rush to the microphones and declare they're not shutting down the government over EOs
Fuck the SCOAMF and Fuck the GOP.
Trump/Cruz 2016 - FUCK YOU, WAR!!!
Posted by: Kreplach
The funny part is that an EO usiing the watch list would be an instant class-action lawsuit. And they'd settle because the lawyers who would get the first docket will be lefties who would just dump the settlement cash back into leftists non-profits.
The entirety of of our federal system is fraudulent. The GOP is complicit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 08:31 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (YvRAm)
willow, sweetheart, you never have to worry about your place on The List.
The good list. Not the other one.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (IrByp)
So, tonight, I'm announcing that I am using my pen and phone to do just that, along with several other common sense gun control measures...
* don't ask me which one, I don't care, and can't keep track of that. It's not like they're really mine anyway.
Posted by: SCOAMF at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (H9MG5)
I told y'all what king obama said a few days ago.
obama said: "We need to search ourselves as a society...and make it harder, not impossible, but harder for people to get guns."
Search Yourself, obama.
I've got you common sense gun safety laws right here \ o /
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (uZNvH)
I'm sure it's all our fault. He'll lecture us about high horses and the Crusades
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (45oDG)
We must not give in to fear.
That is not who we are.
Therefore, I'm immediately increasing immigration from all muslim countries to 150,000 men between the ages of 18-35.
Good night.
And now I must receive a blowjob from The Turtle and later an act of love from Jeb!
Posted by: Preznit Cakeboy at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (IrByp)
----
I've actually done the mini flamethrower thing. The effect on the psyche of thrower and throwee is ... bracing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:33 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:33 PM (uZNvH)
Am I getting ads for diapers because they were mentioned earlier for staunching wounds?
Watched the season conclusion of Dr Who. It was okay. But earlier, watched the 2nd episode of the Hopalong Cassidy tv show. Now, THAT was satisfying tv drama. Except, Hoppy should have strung up the bad guys instead of running them out of town. IMHO.
Posted by: mindful webworker - generally at December 05, 2015 08:33 PM (5/lDN)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:33 PM (wHX4r)
Go on...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:29 PM (1xUj/)<<<
Agreed!
Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 05, 2015 08:34 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (IrByp)
checks out list, yes i want this one.
yes the other list is just.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:34 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (YvRAm)
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Well, fuck t.v.!
*pops popcorn*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:34 PM (jR7Wy)
Shit, I knew I should have bought that Glock I had my eye on Thursday.
Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:34 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 08:34 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (uZNvH)
--I hope you can get the sound for one of the games. Maybe Big 10?
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:35 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: chemjeff
Again, in the oven at 425, flip them once or as needed.
Or medium heat in a skillet.
No non-stick pans.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 08:35 PM (9YDUz)
*pops popcorn*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:34 PM (jR7Wy)
you think i'm shtupid? i know where the popcorn gets buttered.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:36 PM (YvRAm)
So after obama allows an ISIS woman into our country and she murders 14 innocents, obama says we need to "search ourselves as a society" and wants to take away our right to self-preservation.
I dont think so.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:36 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:36 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:36 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 05, 2015 08:37 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 08:37 PM (ftVQq)
Nothing will be immediate. Go get it on Monday.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:38 PM (r9HJ1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:38 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 08:38 PM (q2o38)
Not prescribing specific stuff here, more of a generalized approach to the "weaponyness" (if you will) of the contents of your pockets.
NTTAWWT, right ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:38 PM (+jyzN)
The hilarious part is that the clerics didn't cooperate very well, so it was Obama trying to support a Terror State (in violation of scores of laws) and he had to do it over their objections.
The best part is how the checks and balances in our form of government have completely broken down in favor of primitive tribal allegiances.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:39 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:39 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 08:39 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:33 PM (jR7Wy)
Go on . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (IrByp)
I'm telling you right now:
obama will include the so-called pp shooting tomorrow in his address so he can equate the two events
THAT pisses me off more than anything.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: pj at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (cHuNI)
we reported crime today like we talk about crime in the old West, we'd
never report anything else.
Are you kidding? Have you seen the adventures of Jim West and Artemus Gordon?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:41 PM (xq1UY)
you have to scroll up i was kissing alex's arch
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:41 PM (YvRAm)
Dude! Willow is hitting on alex.
Sit down and shut up.
*grabs popcorn*
Is the butter melted, Eris?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:41 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:41 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (FkBIv)
right next to drivers seat. legal, tool that doubled as a metal billy club. One whack from that and something was going to be broken. (never strike the head with a blunt instrument unless you WANT to kill. go for arms, legs, torso. More pain less actual damage.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:41 PM (xq1UY)
perfect
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (q2o38)
Or medium heat in a skillet.
No non-stick pans.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 08:35 PM (9YDUz)
This is something I FINALLY figured out about cooking Teh Bakonz. Cast iron, all the way. I've been doin' it wrong for 50 years.
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 08:43 PM (cDs+4)
"1669, King Louis XIV of France banned pointed knives in the street and at his table, insisting on blunt tips, in order to reduce violence.[2][3"
Posted by: UnR00ster at December 05, 2015 08:43 PM (3X3ZR)
Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:44 PM (GgxVX)
Willow, I'm thick. You kissed the arch of your own foot? Why?>>>
I'm going with a show of how limber she is.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:44 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:38 PM (r9HJ1)
==============================================
You think it's okay to wait? I was thinking I would go in tomorrow after church, but somehow that makes me feel ..... I don't know. Just not right somehow. So Monday would be better if you think that's not going to be an issue.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 08:44 PM (dFi94)
right next to drivers seat. legal, tool that doubled as a metal billy club. One whack from that and something was going to be broken. (never strike the head with a blunt instrument unless you WANT to kill. go for arms, legs, torso. More pain less actual damage.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (Xo1Rt)
Officer, that's just my Mag light.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:44 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: no good deed
Heh! Proposed?
Buddy, grab a seat...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (kpqmD)
glass of wine?
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (YvRAm)
Since when did we start proactive policing?
The left is so illogical I'm surprised they can maintain their numbers. It must be something to do with hormones. Once you get older you usually become immune to it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (Xo1Rt)
Do they make selfie sticks like that?
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (45oDG)
One of the best documentaries of the age, admitted, but seriously, how many actual murders is that over seveal *years*?
That's like a month in Baltimore.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (kpqmD)
glass of wine?
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (YvRAm)
Please. But I disclaim all responsibility for what happens after you ply me with alcohol.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (kpqmD)
Who wants some whole wheat bread?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (1JVC2)
But no guns!
I thought star Daniel Wu looked familiar, and sure enough he was the captain in "Europa Report", which I liked very much.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD
*looks at ten foot pole*
Nope. Not touching that one.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:47 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 05, 2015 08:47 PM (FrHC0)
Posted by: alexthechick ->>>
How long is a Nuclear powered Mag Light?
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:47 PM (wHX4r)
Do they make selfie sticks like that?
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (wHX4r)
One you can use to beat the hell out of someone?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:47 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 08:47 PM (vmMMi)
http://tinyurl.com/z6d4f2b
I solved a long-term work problem the other evening and resolved it far better than I had any reason to hope. So I was . . . , what's that word? You know, that feeling I rarely get. Happy! Yeah, happy, that's it. I was happy so on the drive home I put some Cherry Poppin' Daddies on the stereo and was rocking out inadvertently causing my car to dance on the road. I'm sure you are all to mature and sophisticated to do anything like that. A state trooper apparently felt that this was inappropriate and turned on his overheads. He gave me a warning and let me go. And, strange but true, HE DID NOT SHOOT ME!
Cherry Poppin' Daddies.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqH3uliwJY
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 08:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Just don't hold it between your legs.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:48 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 05, 2015 08:48 PM (dLxaK)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:48 PM (bLnSU)
But no guns!
I thought star Daniel Wu looked familiar, and sure enough he was the captain in "Europa Report", which I liked very much.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (jR7Wy)
It's fun for a mindless actioner. Plus The Widow is really hot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:48 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:49 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 08:50 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: CaliCongresswoman at December 05, 2015 08:50 PM (Moh0M)
Oh, no. If they're open on Sunday and you want it, do it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:50 PM (8pHoB)
Is this for the weapon sub-thread or the double-entendre?
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 08:50 PM (DL2i+)
Yes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:50 PM (kpqmD)
Yes. If I make a camera/phone mount for the end of an asp it is suddenly legal right?
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:51 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 08:50 PM (DL2i+)
I'm sure I don't know what you mean, what with being a delicate flower of innocent virtue and all.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:51 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:51 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (kpqmD)
glass of wine?
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (YvRAm)
Please. But I disclaim all responsibility for what happens after you ply me with alcohol.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (kpqmD)
ok, is anyone thinking they will kill us at this point?
that's the reason for the season.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:52 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:52 PM (bLnSU)
It's the ginger part that gets you right? Does me.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:52 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 08:52 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:52 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 08:53 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Little red hen at December 05, 2015 08:53 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 08:54 PM (DL2i+)
phoenix, heh, i don't think i'm allowed to 'appropriate' that , but i'm so desperate, maybe a borrow ?
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (YvRAm)
absolutely!....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 05, 2015 08:54 PM (0O7c5)
Answer to your vinegar question near the bottom of garden thread.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:54 PM (+jyzN)
*There are more games thsi year than in 1988
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:55 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 08:55 PM (jT+gh)
It's the ginger part that gets you right? Does me.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:52 PM (wHX4r)
It get things started. Then there's the tight outfit, stompy boots and badassery.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:55 PM (kpqmD)
Surprised he doesn't say "my congress" and "my senate." He could, you know.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:55 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 05, 2015 08:56 PM (dLxaK)
No thanks required. I'm about half-a-tic myself from going and my getting me a sweet, sweet Mini-14. Even though I'll inherit one some day in the future and I've got a pretty decent bullet flinger already. Just a little extra security. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:56 PM (oIrzS)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 05, 2015 08:56 PM (dLxaK)
I kind of want that like burning.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:57 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:58 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 05, 2015 08:56 PM (dLxaK)
I kind of want that like burning.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:57 PM (IrByp)
--Looking as likely that Iowa beats Michigan State.
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:58 PM (vsbNu)
I think that modern liberalism is all about primitive tribalism because it is completely fact and learning free. Learning is negative because it leads to bad thoughts and takes energy away from the one true God, liberalism.
I think it was created as a way to avoid having to do all that hard learning previous generations had to do to become useful and successful.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 08:58 PM (q2o38)
Trump/Cruz 2016 - FUCK YOU, WAR!!!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:59 PM (+jyzN)
Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 09:00 PM (GgxVX)
And they spend enough time showing the multi buckled boots of The Widow as she wildly kicks ass in tight leather.
Stupid concept but fun too watch.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:00 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 08:58 PM (q2o3
It's been a running gag for decades to ask a liberal who pays corporate income taxes.
90% of the time they can't, wither because they just won't think or because it screws with their zen too much.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:01 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:44 PM
Ma'am...why is it vibrating like that?
Posted by: Officer Friendly at December 05, 2015 09:01 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:02 PM (+jyzN)
And they spend enough time showing the multi buckled boots of The Widow as she wildly kicks ass in tight leather.
Stupid concept but fun too watch.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:00 PM (wHX4r)
Exactly. I ain't watching it for high art.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 09:02 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:03 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:03 PM (bLnSU)
I didn't realize the vinegar mother would freeze successfully.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 09:03 PM (q2o38)
Kinda weirdly spaghetti western. Just not sure yet who the good guys are yet.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:05 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:05 PM (vsbNu)
Watched a few episodes. Visually very good. Story is a bit of a stretch. Some future hybrid Western-Asian society with masters and slaves or some such.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (n+/qj)
Uh huh.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:03 PM (bLnSU)
---
Well they were banned, like Japan I guess, but it's really just a conceit to ensure that all fights are fu fights in leather jerkins and stompy boots.
Not complaining.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (+4mdw)
This dead terrorist chick's whole family are a bunch of extremists and that didnt set off warning signals?
Americans are going to get slaughtered to placate the p.s. crowd.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (iQIUe)
Check state law. In my state, double-edge knives, sheath knives with a sharpened bevel on the top, and knives with a knuckle guard--trench knives, are forbidden even with a CHL. Not even in the car.
Posted by: Richard Aubrey at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (lePNR)
A summer of sweat drenched pants made my leather wallet a permanent biological hazard, a surefire instant-rash igniter. The Widow may be hands off for a few weeks after each bout
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 09:08 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 05, 2015 09:08 PM (FrHC0)
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 09:10 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:11 PM (9YDUz)
sharpened bevel on the top, and knives with a knuckle guard--trench
knives, are forbidden even with a CHL. Not even in the car.>>>
Yes dumb ass politicians make even how knives look a reason to ban them. Spring loaded switchblade bad gravity open knife OK. Fucking idiots.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:11 PM (wHX4r)
IT'S THE END TIMES!!!!! PANIC!!!!!!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 09:12 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mae West at December 05, 2015 09:12 PM (ftVQq)
Kinda weirdly spaghetti western. Just not sure yet who the good guys are yet.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:05 PM (wHX4r)
I don't think there are supposed to be any clear good guys.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 09:12 PM (kpqmD)
Fresh seems to work better, (it sure fixed the problem with the mixed-miscellaneous-frozen-fruit-juices like hell-beating-tanbark) but the frozen seems to work okay too.... subject to the caveat that this is all based on a few years of empirical data-collecting .... I would be the last to say i am a Pro at vinegarmaking, I just do the best I can - and so far it seems to work ....
Feel free to ask about anything else about the process; I haven't gone into a lot of detail on the garden thread, but I have been keeping a lab notebook for several years now ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:13 PM (+jyzN)
IT'S THE END TIMES!!!!! PANIC!!!!!!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 09:12 PM (Nwg0u)
OH NO HE DID-N'T!!!!!
Posted by: leftard at December 05, 2015 09:13 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:15 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 05, 2015 09:15 PM (dLxaK)
Hehehe....
The Japanese guy is right.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:15 PM (AAJxP)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (iQIUe)
I was going to say that 3000+ in one day didn't wake us up as a nation, then I remembered, we aren't a nation anymore, more like a collection of stupid internally warring tribes beset by other more serious warring tribes!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 09:16 PM (ftVQq)
Maybe see SCOAMF stuck in a brain-freeze.
This is not hooeyare
not hooeyare
not hooeyare
not hooeyare
not hooeyare...
Posted by: mindful webworker - I can dream, can't I? at December 05, 2015 09:16 PM (5/lDN)
May their chains rest lightly upon them. Your friends will pay the Jizya. Indeed, one might argue that they already are.
Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at December 05, 2015 09:17 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's
non-stick pans shouldn't be used for high-heat or greasy applications. the 'non-stick' silicon and non-stick compounds degrades.
non-stick pans are great for low heat stuff like pancakes, eggs, and warming up sticky stuff.
In fact, a non-stick sauce pan is the best vessel for scrambled eggs because you need low-and-slow heat in a non-stick surface.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:17 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:18 PM (MQEz6)
Americans are going to get slaughtered to placate the p.s. crowd.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (iQIUe)
Aaron Cohen (counter-terrorism expert) has said this country will pay dearly because of being so PC
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 09:18 PM (45oDG)
Gentlemen, there must not be a pipe - bomb gap!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama Smith at December 05, 2015 09:18 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:19 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:20 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at December 05, 2015 09:20 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: McCoy at December 05, 2015 09:21 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 09:18 PM (45oDG)
Think liberal socialist Europe mixed with Baltimore plus Ferguson, and you'll have an good idea of our future our Progressives and LiVs have created for us!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 09:21 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: chemjeff
Medium-ish. Especially if you're using real butter.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:21 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:22 PM (QUV/J)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:22 PM (MQEz6)
linear timeline, conspicuous ethics, simple resolution
Modern story:
mostly linear timeline, tenuous ethics, muddled resolution
Postmodern story:
non-linear timeline, no discernible ethics or resolution
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 09:22 PM (jT+gh)
It is past time to close the pipe-bomb show loophole!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 09:22 PM (ftVQq)
Numerous occupational wrenches, pry-bars, even a hatchet and full-size axe.
If Carrington Event @ or nuclear holocaust happened while i was on the road (and I do love road trips!) I could start rebuilding Western Civilization on the spot.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:23 PM (+jyzN)
Good.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:24 PM (QUV/J)
As with all your equipment you should "Learn" how it deals with all situations. Just hope the first lesson isn't deadly.
only smiley I knowPosted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:24 PM (wHX4r)
"Funny."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:24 PM (bLnSU)
plus Ferguson, and you'll have an good idea of our future our
Progressives and LiVs have created for us!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 09:21 PM (ftVQq)
But they think they'll be immune and walled off from it. But the beast never stays where they want it to stay as evidenced by the BLM crowd storming the stage on comrade Bernie. It will get to the point where no one will be able to stop except with maximum force
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 09:24 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:25 PM (+jyzN)
Sounds like lots of Iowa fans at the Big "10" championship game.
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:25 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:25 PM (bLnSU)
http://tinyurl.com/pk6vp7j
Is nonstick griddle okay for pancakes?
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:26 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:26 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:27 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: chemjeff
Medium-ish. Especially if you're using real butter.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:21 PM (9YDUz)
on electric, use setting 6 on a cast iron flat pan 10 x 12 , you test pan with first pancake stream i usually give those to dog, when pancakes are bubbling on the top with browning of the pancake contact with actual surface turn them and repeat.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:27 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 09:24 PM (45oDG)
The arrogance of the political ruling class is that they are sure they[/] will remain untouched by the fundamental transformation they have brought down upon us!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 09:28 PM (ftVQq)
man I hope Iowa loses
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:26 PM (+4mdw)
--I also.
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:28 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2015 09:28 PM (fBkaR)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 09:28 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:29 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:29 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: The Barrel at December 05, 2015 09:30 PM (5/lDN)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:30 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:30 PM (+4mdw)
Yes nonstick is Ok for pancakes. My Mom used a big nonstick griddle to cook pancakes for 6 kids and they were great. The only way to fuck up a pancake is to over or under cook it. If it tastes good to you you have done it right. Oh and that applies to all other cooking you do except if a woman you want likes it different.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:30 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:31 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: The Doctor in black at December 05, 2015 09:31 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at December 05, 2015 09:31 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:32 PM (+4mdw)
Mostly I want Iowa's Barky-voters to lose their right to host the first Republican caucus, or primary, or whatever the fuck it is.
Posted by: Alaric at December 05, 2015 09:32 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: chemjeff @
That's the optimum surface. just keep it off high heat.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:32 PM (9YDUz)
yeah, I have often said that whether to laugh or cry about something is just a personal choice ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:32 PM (+jyzN)
Although I fully support Zombie Visigoths to assume command of Iowa's Republican leadership.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 09:32 PM (6FqZa)
chemmie, you seldom need the dials on your stove turned all the way to high for basic cooking. (Boiling water excepted)
And I personally hate non stick pans, but that's just me.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:33 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:33 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:34 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 09:34 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:34 PM (+4mdw)
Maple syrup on top.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 09:34 PM (k0xxN)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:34 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:35 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:35 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2015 09:35 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:35 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:35 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:36 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 09:36 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:37 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 09:37 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:37 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:37 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at December 05, 2015 09:37 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:38 PM (+4mdw)
plus I tend to burn those too :/
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:38 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 09:38 PM (cbfNE)
But even with those, I feel like I'm steaming food more than frying/sauteing most of the time. They just don't seem to get hot enough.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:38 PM (RuxkS)
I endorse everything you said without reservation !
And good for you, Soothsayer !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:39 PM (+jyzN)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:39 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:39 PM (MQEz6)
Maple syrup on top.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 09:34 PM (k0xxN)
--LMAO I watched the Bob's Burgers Christmas episode last night where Linda wanted a Dutch Baby.
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:39 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:40 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:40 PM (NH3eg)
Don't let the Greeks anywhere near your butter. They'll waste it all and demand more
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 09:40 PM (45oDG)
Flip them when they're bubbling at the corners but don't wait til they're bubbling all the way across.
Thank god this isn't the ONT. Maet got mad at us for ignoring his links and talking about cooking steaks last week.
*still on the phone with alex. Offered to flirt with willow for her, but she wants to do it on her own*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 09:40 PM (1xUj/)
A fitness and diet thread would be nice.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2015 09:40 PM (1JVC2)
==============
How the fk can you cancel the constitution by executive order or congressional act??? This is BS.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (wHX4r)
Just so easy to clean it's redonkulous.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (bLnSU)
*sniff sniff*
There's something rancid here.
This thread is 4 hours old and turning green and drippy.
Time for a fresh ice cold one.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (YvRAm)
I make a version using croissants, Grand Marnier, and orange juice then serve it with dark chocolate shavings spinkled on top.
Lawsy.
But plain ol French toast is good, too.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (+4mdw)
Jew Toast is very good. You use day old challah bread.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 09:43 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 09:43 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (vsbNu)
Huh. I hadn't heard it that way. Will try sometime. Thanks!
I think my pan is terrible so that's probably part of it.
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!"
^^this^^
Also, let
butter
be added to the ritual litany of:
870
1911
longbow
Mary Anne
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (+jyzN)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (+4mdw)
Go on . . . .
By the by the NY Daily News has decided to go to plaid on asshole status.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (IrByp)
*
The Doctor in black at December 05, 2015 09:31 PM
Posted by: mindful webworker - still a father at December 05, 2015 09:45 PM (5/lDN)
*still on the phone with alex. Offered to flirt with willow for her, but she wants to do it on her own*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 09:40 PM (1xUj/)
haha i spoke to my spouse on phone (at work) he said ,
'i hope you will save some energy for me' i said , and this is what my health care looks like .He laughed.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:45 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:45 PM (+4mdw)
Oh I have burned plenty in both of mine. I can burn things just fine, just not get them regular crispy.
I don't really know how to explain what I mean.
They do clean like a dream though.
Unless you burn Wesson oil to a gummy state around the rim, then you're Pure-D fucked.
Or so I've heard.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:45 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at December 05, 2015 09:45 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2015 09:45 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:46 PM (MQEz6)
"Dammit, you ruined another pan of mine!!"
"Well actually I meant to talk to you about that. Here's the thing--"
**bong**
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 09:46 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 09:46 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (IrByp)
of course they did.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:46 PM (YvRAm)
Lawsy.
But plain ol French toast is good, too.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
French Toast with powdered sugar is Kid crack. I remember going to restaurants just hoping they had "French Toast."
That and potato cheese soup.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:46 PM (9YDUz)
... or so it seems on all those cooking contest shows.
Posted by: Guy's Chopped Top Chef Grocery Game Knife Fight at December 05, 2015 09:46 PM (H9MG5)
*sniff sniff*
There's something rancid here.
There's a foot fungus among us. Oh, wait--smells like cheese, so no worries. It's just lust gangrene
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 09:47 PM (jT+gh)
Oh yes indeed, I always felt like it was very fancy food, too.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:48 PM (RuxkS)
("How nasty IS it, Johnny??!!??")
My nose just volunteered to run a 10k.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 09:48 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at December 05, 2015 09:48 PM (Dwehj)
Making the Jewish victim a villain too.....yada, yada, yada.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:48 PM (bL4vM)
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (IrByp)
Increase to LUDICROUS SHILLING!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:48 PM (bLnSU)
Ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:49 PM (+jyzN)
So what's up with the SB attacks suspect that was detained before the two were shot?
I just saw that referenced on another site and remember hearing it on scanner feeds but haven't heard anything about him/her/xit since. I got a few good conspiracy theories already when I googled but nothing about just who he was and if or when he was released.
Posted by: jow at December 05, 2015 09:49 PM (Oagtj)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zdamem2
Similar mix but very consistent once the time is figured out..
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:49 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (YvRAm)
How does it work, in New York City, to stupidly and gratuitously attack the Joos?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (vmMMi)
man I hope Iowa loses
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:26 PM (+4mdw)
It was on 1 screen out of 4 at the Chili's in La Vista. I will forgive your Iowa hatred since you are a native Husker..... but only barely.
Posted by: pookysgirl is a diehard Hawkeyes fan at December 05, 2015 09:51 PM (K27gs)
1. Set up press in NYC
2. Use every issue to slander Jews
3. ????
4. Profit!!1!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 09:52 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:52 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:52 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (YvRAm)
*blushes*
Tell him thank you.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 09:52 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:52 PM (YvRAm)
How does it work, in New York City, to stupidly and gratuitously attack the Joos?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Masochism. On both sides.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 09:53 PM (FkBIv)
Now it's not as good as a pan done omelet but I've never had success doing them so this works for me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:53 PM (Xo1Rt)
Well, according to J.J. and NGU they are a bunch of self-hating deniers in NYC, so.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:53 PM (oFpcs)
that's not what gangrene smells like .....
know you're joking, but that's important stuff to know now that we're in Obamacare Country (specially if you're over 60 .... ).
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:53 PM (+jyzN)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:53 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 09:53 PM (0hRK1)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (YvRAm)
She's small but explosive?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (Xo1Rt)
Do they really taste better?
Posted by: qdpsteve
Yes, it's a bit more 'grain-like'. I've only had them at Good Earth.
Better is not the word I'd use. Different?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (MQEz6)
Do they really taste better?>>>
They taste different. Not better not worse in my opinion. Just different. But I don't have much of an opinion on white vs wheat either.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (wHX4r)
Covered or uncovered?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:52 PM (RuxkS)
Half of Arkansas is dry but not where I live!!!
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: donna at December 05, 2015 09:55 PM (/dSsq)
love this place
Posted by: jow at December 05, 2015 09:55 PM (Oagtj)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 09:55 PM (jT+gh)
I can see practice is needed.
For the Dark Times, you know.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 09:56 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:56 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (Xo1Rt)
and cuter than a bugs ear, smart, not afraid.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:56 PM (YvRAm)
Doesn't matter as far as I can tell.
The egg won't boil over unless the sides of the dish are really low (like a pie dish maybe)
by the time it gets hot enough to swell up to the edge, it's solid.
Watch the timing or it will be rubbery.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:56 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:57 PM (+jyzN)
anyways, has anyone ever been to an alice cooper concert? how was it?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 09:57 PM (WTSFk)
Remember: post-apocalyptic future is either cage matches or katanas. Or sometimes roving bands of marauding leather freaks with collander facemasks.
We'll need very high walls with lots and lots of flumes for the boiling oil.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (jR7Wy)
Don't forget the assless chaps. Can't have an apockeyclipse without assless chaps.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 09:57 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:57 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:58 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:58 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: mugiwara at December 05, 2015 09:58 PM (rJnvs)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:58 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:59 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:59 PM (+jyzN)
How does it work, in New York City, to stupidly and gratuitously attack the Joos?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (1xUj/)
Stupid asses vote D everytime...
Posted by: Doom Rider at December 05, 2015 09:59 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (jT+gh)
Yea, the counties around us are slowly voting it out, but I am up near the MO border, and they takes their Churching very seriously up here; very seriously indeed. I think it's sweet.
In fact, we went to a living nativity Thursday night, most adorable thing ever. I got all teary eyed. They had an actual camel. Not too shabby for Podunk!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: mugiwara at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (rJnvs)
Watch the timing or it will be rubbery.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:56 PM (Xo1Rt)
----
We still talking about pancakes?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 10:01 PM (MQEz6)
I'm here, what does that tell you.
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:01 PM (0hRK1)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (
Aww! Cute.
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: donna at December 05, 2015 09:55 PM (/dSsq)
This kind of hate must be stopped in its tracks before peaceful Muslims become victims of Islamophobic backlash.
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (2TUVm)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (+4mdw)
The tactics used by the daily news works...
on Republicans.
Half of them will think twice before they issue 'thoughts and prayers' next time because theyre weak.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (1JVC2)
I think there might be an illustrative way to diagram that problem!
Posted by: John Venn FRS, Sc.D. at December 05, 2015 10:03 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 10:01 PM (MQEz6)
--This just in: Not all that glitters is gold.
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 10:03 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:03 PM (0hRK1)
Please clean you plate, dear.
The Lord above can see ya.
Don't you know people are starving in Korea?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 10:03 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 10:03 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 10:04 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 10:04 PM (6FqZa)
Yet being afraid of Muslims somehow is mean and evil.
When we see daily what they are capable of, what they say they wish to do to me and mine and yours and that you can see proof of their words by their actions.
How do you NOT be afraid of a Muslim?
What sort of twisted logic in your head allows you to think; "oh I can trust THESE Muslims"
When the odds are against you being correct.
Now we used to be able to say that in this country but thanks to the crypto Muslim in Chief he's brought that pleasure of fear and worry to our shores for us to enjoy.
I want them to be surveiled, I want radical Mosques identified and shut down. I want radical followers to be deported and if citizens I want them in jail.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 10:04 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 10:04 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 10:04 PM (6FqZa)
525 tell alex i will rub her feet after she takes off the boots.
how can she say no?
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (YvRAm)
Bow-chick-a-wow-wow.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 10:05 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 10:05 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 09:57 PM
Hmmmmm... in what way?
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 10:05 PM (EWg9n)
when you judge people as individuals?
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 10:06 PM (+4mdw)
they're ruling the street scene.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:06 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 10:06 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 10:06 PM (x83pT)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM (vsbNu)
This brand makes meh noodles but shockingly good (expensive) bread. Like actual, real, fool-you bread that doesn't taste strongly of baking soda.
I have not tried their bread for French Toast yet, Udi's bread dissolves in egg - but I haven't tried "bagel french toast" yet and their bagels are denser...
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
Are there such beasts as 'Navajo White Retrievers'?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM (1JVC2)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM (WTSFk)
Stereotypes continue exist not because people are "-phobic" but because they are limbic brain survival instinct based and thus always contain a grain of truth. Not infallible mind you, but you ignore them at your peril!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 10:08 PM (ftVQq)
Do they really taste better?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (ntObR)
I think they do. They have character and more flavor than the regular ones. There's something compelling about buckwheat, its low tones and elusive sweetness. Buckwheat noodles (soba) are popular in Japan, for good reason.
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2015 10:08 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 10:08 PM (na9uK)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 10:08 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:09 PM (0hRK1)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 10:09 PM (zOTsN)
War.
Posted by: mindful webworker - founding son at December 05, 2015 10:09 PM (5/lDN)
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 05, 2015 10:10 PM (RcpcZ)
But again back to my analogy, you have to get close to them to find out. And by then you might have become a target.
Look at the guy that befriended this farook character. He's now pushing up daisies because he tried not to judge the guy with generalities.
Forgive me but I'll do some profiling and if that means I wind up without any Muslim friends, the so be it. I think I live through the loss.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 10:10 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:10 PM (0hRK1)
I sometimes make "coffee mug omelets". Crack an egg into a china or tempered-glass coffee mug. Whip it; whip it good. Stir in some shredded Cheddar. Nuke it until it rises 2 inches or more above the brim of the mug, and shut the micro off. The omelet will shrink back some, but will still be nice and fluffy. And the mug cleans up easily.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2015 10:10 PM (+y3Tj)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:11 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 10:09 PM (zOTsN)
Did the bitch-whore say how many people he murdered?
Oh, none? WELL, WELL, WELL.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 10:11 PM (bLnSU)
when you judge people as individuals?
What's that backlog gonna look like?
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 10:11 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:10 PM (0hRK1)
What is this Constitution thing of which you speak?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 10:12 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Sheila J. Lee at December 05, 2015 10:12 PM (Moh0M)
Where are the protests?
Why is CAIR their spokesman?
Why do they only speak up when they want to bitch about us?
If nice Muslims end up getting shit because of what the bad ones are doing, fuck them, they had their chance.
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 10:12 PM (MQEz6)
They cooked 'em on the tractor engine, didn't they.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 10:12 PM (HuCgO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 10:13 PM (bLnSU)
What in the actual fuck?? The one that was killed in SB?? What can she possibly mean by that?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 10:13 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:13 PM (0hRK1)
Posted by: Ed Anger
You can make a head gasket out of the extra batter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 10:13 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 10:13 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 10:14 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 10:14 PM (ftVQq)
i won't mention the time i tried to hard boil eggs with my new microwave eons ago.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:14 PM (YvRAm)
Except he didn't murder 14 people, so, yeah.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 10:14 PM (nto2x)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 10:14 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:15 PM (0hRK1)
And on that note I would like to announce that :
- having been commenting for the last couple of hours;
and
- having been nipping at the Bottle of Cheap Scotch at my elbow;
I am Bloody Well Drunk as $&l%! and wish the Horde, 'rons & 'ettes all, a good night.
Vitamins, aspirin, lots of water and a few hours of Blessed Uncosciousness await !
Confusion to our enemies !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 10:15 PM (+jyzN)
Now that's good info there.
I didn't realize the thing about the air cause I always beat the heck out of eggs when I do scrambled or an omelet. I also use just a tablespoon or two (per two eggs) of milk to smooth the eggs a bit and you're saying that helps keep them from exploding.
So it might be better to cover them anyway, just in case.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 10:15 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 10:15 PM (+4mdw)
I saw Suzi Quatro open for Alice on the Welcome to my Nightmare tour in '74.
Good show.
Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at December 05, 2015 10:15 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM
Short answer? Noise and flash... However, their playing was impressive, actually very good. Saw it back in Coop's heyday with most of the best lineup. It was very entertaining, a great show. Unfortunately, the high quality of the studio production, recording and takes of his stuff was such that a live attempt was bound to come up short. It just sounded so much less than the studio recordings., for a number of reasons... including tempo changes. It didn't matter how loud of ferocious they tried to do the tracks, it didn't come close to the original recordings. Not the band's fault... AC set himself an extremely high bar to reach.
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 10:16 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 10:17 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at December 05, 2015 10:17 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:17 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM
Well seasoned carbon steel. Ftw!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (pLwjI)
OMG! Suzi Quatro on the cover of Rolling Stone in '74 was a...um...formative influence on me.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (1xUj/)
I got this little dealy that lets you hardboil eggs in the microwave. Only 4 at a time. It's shaped like an egg (it's so cute) and you put water in the bottom and they come out boiled.
I bought it when I was dying for a hardboiled egg but all I had was a microwave.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (Xo1Rt)
- politics
- pancakes
- football
i thought alice cooper would fit right in.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 10:19 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2015 10:19 PM (+y3Tj)
Make some argument that Iron casting is not up to snuff, and there is a serious copper shortage.
Now there is a world with a need for swords, pikes and phalanxes. Essentially the Three Musketeers' style of fighting.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 10:20 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:20 PM (YvRAm)
They're kind of like Rodney Dangerfields.
The Mu'tazili and Gulen and MCC and other reform groups exist but they get minimal support in the ME because of the "hostile work environment" and minimal in the West because the big institutional charities and governments are run by "multiculturalists" who are in terminal denial about political Islam.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 10:20 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 10:20 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 10:21 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:22 PM (YvRAm)
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 10:22 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 10:22 PM (jT+gh)
Teed right up. Boy have I been waiting for this one.
YES.
I saw Alice Cooper open for Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes.
Raceway Park, 1969.
This was before Alice Cooper had any "hit tunes." It was Grand Guignol rock, with quite a lot of just plain noise but a lot of drammer. Alice Cooper was one of the first to climb the light towers, on purpose, as part of the act. Remember, this was before glam-rock, so it was pretty impressive. I would compare it to Arthur Brown setting his head on fire. Of course, the act is different now.
I reviewed it for my high school paper and got in a shit load of trouble.
Nugent played matching white Gretsch Country Gentlemen in those days, up against each other, but what I'll never forget is Andy Solomon singing "Mississippi Murderer."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 10:22 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:23 PM (YvRAm)
thank you. actually, that's true for most rock groups. very few meet their albums level (e.g. led zeppelin)
pink floyd did and more.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:23 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 05, 2015 10:23 PM (wTdKZ)
Sorry to hear of your RE troubles...
Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 05, 2015 10:25 PM (Efl1C)
been there done that!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:26 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Hank at December 05, 2015 10:27 PM (aIt1F)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 05, 2015 10:27 PM (wTdKZ)
Make some argument that Iron casting is not up to snuff, and there is a serious copper shortage.
Now there is a world with a need for swords, pikes and phalanxes. Essentially the Three Musketeers' style of fighting.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 10:20 PM (q2o3
I don't think there would be a serious shortage of most metals in a post-Apocalypse scenario, unless you postulate a society several thousand years after the fact. Given that the world and local populations would have fallen to a tiny fraction of their present number, the detritus of this society would provide the post-Apoc crowd as much metal as they could possibly ever want. There's about a ton of steel in the average automobile. Not to mention aluminum, and copper by the pound. And lead, too. In the short term after the event, clever people could salvage worked metal from the wreckage, and repurpose it to their own needs. You could make a musket barrel from the steering shaft of a car; in fact tribesmen in parts of India did exactly that in one of the rebellions against British rule in the early 20th Century. And they made smokeless powder out of cut-up celluloid movie film.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2015 10:29 PM (+y3Tj)
Failing that (according to Fairbairn), grab a chair (or some other large object to shield yourself) and hold it legs out to ward him off. Keep moving. Whatever happens, don't let him close the distance. And never try to grab the knife hand. It would be like trying to catch a cobra.
Know that most martial arts instructors who teach unarmed knife defense techniques are bullshitting you. The rest are sincere and misguided.
Posted by: troyriser at December 05, 2015 10:37 PM (Au69S)
fantastic.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:37 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:43 PM (WTSFk)
thank you. actually, that's true for most rock groups. very few meet their albums level (e.g. led zeppelin)
pink floyd did and more.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:23 PM
Overall, yes. But, some, if not many bands manage to put a different spin, or sound on their live sets... so that although they might not match the heights of the original, it's an interesting take. They work well within the limitations of the live stage. For some songs live, they can actually sound better. AC didn't ever seem to manage this, with any song. Either coz the original production was too damn brilliant to hope to emulate, or coz Coop himself was more focussed on the theatre of the performance than the execution of the songs. Hard to say.
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 10:45 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: ChrisP at December 05, 2015 10:48 PM (0s6lY)
Posted by: ChrisP at December 05, 2015 10:50 PM (0s6lY)
pink floyd took their music to another level live. they experimented with sound in a live performance that brought different values into the music.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:51 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Nate at December 06, 2015 12:06 AM (AODJG)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (zOTsN)
--
Broader threat - As in non-Muslims with guns.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 06, 2015 02:09 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Hank at December 05, 2015 10:27 PM (aIt1F)>>>
If chaps are aseless they are laying on your bed.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 06, 2015 03:44 AM (wHX4r)
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Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)