Assault Knife: Terrorist in London Subway Slashes Throat of Passenger as He Cries "This is For Syria!"

We need common-sense knife safety laws.

A man was stabbed in the ticket hall at Leytonstone station this evening by another man who witnesses say shouted "This is for Syria" as he slashed his throat.

Another three are thought to have been injured.

The Met Police said its counter-terrorism command unit is now investigating the incident.

Posted by: Ace at 05:45 PM




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1 Sounds like the Palestinian Knife Infatada is spreading to Europe?

Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 05:48 PM (Ltj2h)

2 Hey, let's bring more of 'em in!

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 05:48 PM (vsbNu)

3 I'm going to pray for the victims and their families. Take that.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 05:49 PM (dFi94)

4 For some reason knives are scarier than guns to me.

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 05:49 PM (vmMMi)

5 The Brits are sheep.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 05:49 PM (MQEz6)

6 "Stabbed in the ticket hall" is a euphemism for having your throat cut? Those silly Brits and their funny phrases.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 05, 2015 05:50 PM (22uju)

7 In Israel to combat all the stabbings, the mayor of Jerusalem asked all the people that have permits to carry at all times to help stop the Palestinian stabbers and all around general Radical Islamic Mayhem.

Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 05:50 PM (Ltj2h)

8 He was on his way to work on the Tube and the Tube was built by Christians so that makes this Christian workplace violence.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 05:50 PM (Kucy5)

9 For some reason knives are scarier than guns to me.

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 05:49 PM (vmMMi)
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Me too.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 05:50 PM (dFi94)

10 House to house confiscation of knives is in order.

Posted by: New York Turds at December 05, 2015 05:51 PM (FkBIv)

11 Arm up, folks.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 05:51 PM (MQEz6)

12 For some reason knives are scarier than guns to me.

Not an uncommon sentiment, I believe.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2015 05:51 PM (bZ7mE)

13 3 I'm going to pray for the victims and their families. Take that.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 05:49 PM (dFi94) That's okay, just can't say "thoughts and prayers" like Baraka.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 05, 2015 05:51 PM (22uju)

14 House to house confiscation of knives is in order.



Posted by: New York Turds at December 05, 2015 05:51 PM (FkBIv)
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Don't they have some form of that already? Or am I thinking of somewhere else?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 05:52 PM (dFi94)

15 "Stabbed in the ticket hall" is a euphemism for having your throat cut? Those silly Brits and their funny phrases.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel


A puncture in the bonnet, eh what.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 05:52 PM (FkBIv)

16 Do my eyes deceive me? The ewok at the HQ on the weekend?


Shit happens.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 05:52 PM (jJRIy)

17 He was obviously provoked by the JOOOOOOS. Also, it never really happened (but if it did, it's the JOOOOOOS' fault).

Posted by: CAIR at December 05, 2015 05:53 PM (/FOB4)

18 Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 05:49 PM (vmMMi)

That is why the old fashioned bayonet charge was so effective. Soldiers can stand up to a lot of things, but seeing some one come after you with a sharp piece of steell activates the primitive survival mechanisms.

Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 05:53 PM (Ltj2h)

19 Don't they have some form of that already? Or am I thinking of somewhere else?
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 05:52 PM (dFi94)

******

The Brits.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 05, 2015 05:53 PM (OxOeA)

20 When the Paris attacks happened Brit commenters at The Daily Mail spooged their sure and certain belief that if the Parsians had been armed the outcome would have been worse.

Britain is one great big island of stupid.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 05:54 PM (MQEz6)

21 I'm the same way. Knives scare me. When I hear someone was stabbed to death I can only think.. what a horrific way to die.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 05:54 PM (5fvBZ)

22 That is why the old fashioned bayonet charge was so effective. Soldiers can stand up to a lot of things, but seeing some one come after you with a sharp piece of steell activates the primitive survival mechanisms.
Posted by: rd

Cold steel is the only language they understand. Because they don't like it up 'em, you see. They DO NOT like it up 'em.

Posted by: Corporal Jack Jones at December 05, 2015 05:55 PM (/FOB4)

23 Coming soon to USA.

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 05:55 PM (cbfNE)

24 The Brits already have "common sense knife laws", IIRC.

Nothing over 3 1/2 inches (or whatever the fuck it is in metric) and no pointy, stabby ends.

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 05:55 PM (AfsKp)

25 Work place violence! It's everywhere!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 05:55 PM (jJRIy)

26 On the other hand I don't think I could take more pleasure in shoving a knife into a terrorists heart.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 05:55 PM (5fvBZ)

27 Just awful!!
So the Palestinian terror tactic has come to Europe.

And once again, by attacking an elderly man, they're demonstrating that they are happy to target the most vulnerable.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 05:56 PM (NOIQH)

28 "Arm up, folks."


*sighs*


This is where we may be at.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 05:57 PM (8d0rE)

29 I believe there have already been pushes to ban large chef's knives in Britain.

Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at December 05, 2015 05:57 PM (J0jXd)

30
There was once a civilization that was the greatest in the world.

When other nations were afraid of ideas, this civilization thrived on them, and kept them alive.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 05:57 PM (kdS6q)

31 Knife show loophole strikes again.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 05:57 PM (MQEz6)

32 Must have been in one of those knife free zones they have over there.

Posted by: huerfano at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (NSb9d)

33 It's tough to defend against knives.

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (cbfNE)

34 White Chapel Ripper cold case suddenly "hots up"

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (jT+gh)

35 Britain is making all their knives "Anti-Stab"
Basiicallly bluntinng them..

Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (Ltj2h)

36 British closers get steak spoons.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (MQEz6)

37 The Spirit of the Bayonet!
And to think we do not even teach it in our Army anymore.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (08Znv)

38 That's a curious thing to cry as you are being stabbed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (9mTYi)

39 But he made a positive statement about Muslims so it's okey dokey.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 05:59 PM (Xo1Rt)

40 So when the first "syrian" "refugee" cooks off a homemade "act of love", then what?

It doesn't appear that our supposed representatives are doing anything to prevent what's bound to happen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 05:59 PM (9YDUz)

41 And I suppose my Gurkha kukri is totally out of the question.

Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at December 05, 2015 06:00 PM (J0jXd)

42 I certainly hope there is no backlash.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 06:00 PM (FkBIv)

43
"Slashes man's throat: Shocking videos show suspect being Tasered by police"



You know, once they start slashing throats, it's totes ok to shoot them with really for trulies bullets.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:00 PM (kdS6q)

44 4 I think so too. Probably because they're, um, messier.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (cDs+4)

45 The video of the attack is at The Dail Mail.

Much WTF in it.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (MQEz6)

46 Well, the stabbing victims are partly to blame, because the British government has angered Muslims with their involvement in Syria blah blah blah.

Posted by: CAIR Director (any minute now) at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (NOIQH)

47 As we are all too well aware, the things our governments do they do without any regard for our wishes one way or the other. Perhaps there was a time when the average citizen could be held responsible for military actions conducted by the government of the country in which he happens to live. No longer. I don't know if the British government has anything to do with Syria, but if it does, the subject/serf going about his business trying to survive the chaos imposed on him by his masters has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (VrdxH)

48 I'm buying chain mail futures. What's in your safe?

Posted by: William Devane at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (9mTYi)

49 " Britain is making all their knives "Anti-Stab"
Basiicallly bluntinng them.."


Flat tips. Un-sharpened edges? Basically butter knives?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (QPIn9)

50 Hateful Londoner ungrateful to accept Columbian Necktie from big hearted emigre

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 06:01 PM (jT+gh)

51
Ah, root cause:

After reportedly slashing his victim's throat, the man allegedly threatened several other passengers before being confronted by a number of un-armed police officers.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:02 PM (kdS6q)

52 A man was stabbed in the ticket hall at Leytonstone station this evening by another man who witnesses say shouted "This is for Syria" as he slashed his throat.

_________

Just *another* man, eh? Just like the San Bernardino massacre was just some dude. Both were probably named Steve.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 05, 2015 06:03 PM (0LHZx)

53 33
It's tough to defend against knives.

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 05:58 PM (cbfNE)

True. I had a fishing guide that use to be a sheriff in TX and he said they trained all the time against knives.

Said the average cop could not upholsterer his weapon before a driver could get out of a car and stab him while he was standing behind the car.


That is why they are trained to have their hand on that gun.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:03 PM (jJRIy)

54 4 For some reason knives are scarier than guns to me.
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 05:49 PM (vmMMi)

He could have thrown a handful of face spiders.

Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 06:03 PM (VrdxH)

55 >>> Flat tips. Un-sharpened edges? Basically butter knives?

Invest in files.

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 06:03 PM (AfsKp)

56 When butter knives are outlawed, only restaurants will have butter knives.

Posted by: or some such crap at December 05, 2015 06:03 PM (HgMAr)

57 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 05:57 PM (kdS6q)

But then the racist KKK party started dividing everyone up by their race and ethnicity and language and gender and then showed them how they could become rich and famous by whining about how badly the country treated them (forgetting of course how they were treated in their home countries or in other countries) so then that country tried to keep everyone from being insulted by anything anytime

And then it imploded and a more ruthless and violent ideology took over and the good country, the free country, the rich country became no more.

And suddenly the problems all those victims had before paled in comparison to what they now faced. And they wished they'd kept they're mouths shut and been grateful.

The End. (and no one lived happily every after)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:03 PM (Xo1Rt)

58 So, the next attack could be made with a gun.

Tasers and yelling against a gun?

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:04 PM (MQEz6)

59 Howdy.

Speaking of attackers, what about the shooter situation in Neenah, WI mentioned in an earlier thread? Any news?

Posted by: mindful webworker - for instance at December 05, 2015 06:04 PM (ACs58)

60 Said the average cop could not upholsterer his weapon
Posted by: Nip Sip


I don't think a new quilted gun cover is going to help regardless.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:04 PM (9YDUz)

61 Speaking of blood:
I'm in the process of stocking my "shit hits the fan" kit, and have been looking on Amazon for the old fashioned feminine napkins they used to give you when you gave birth. (Yeah, I know, but they make really absorbent bandages in an emergency.) Anyway - why the hell are there mop heads and electronic fly traps in among the search results for "sanitary napkins"??? Discuss.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 06:04 PM (cDs+4)

62

they only tased him..

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 05, 2015 06:04 PM (qCMvj)

63 You know, once they start slashing throats, it's totes ok to shoot them with really for trulies bullets.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:00 PM (kdS6q)



I am surprised the bobby / brit policeman even had a fucking taser, much less a real gun.

Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 06:05 PM (Ltj2h)

64 It is hard to upholster a gun.

The trigger is especially difficult to do.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:05 PM (Xo1Rt)

65 10 House to house confiscation of knives is in order.

Until further notice, all food will be distributed in pre-chewed form.

Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 06:05 PM (VrdxH)

66 Unpossible, the Brits have knife control /s

Posted by: PaleRider at December 05, 2015 06:05 PM (1OLmv)

67 A sticky wicket.

England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two
Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben
The rosy-red cheeks of the little children

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 06:05 PM (FkBIv)

68 Britain is making all their knives "Anti-Stab"

Basiicallly bluntinng them..>>>

Because grinding wheels, cement sidewalks and rocks are so hard to find in Britain.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:06 PM (wHX4r)

69 So that's what Cat Stephens has been up to. Just kickin' down the cobblestones, lookin' for fun and feelin' stabby.

Posted by: MacGyver's Tool Box at December 05, 2015 06:06 PM (LHYvh)

70
Head of Scotland Yard's Counter Terrorism unit, Commander Richard Walton said; 'I would urge the public to remain calm, but alert and vigilant."



He added, "rest assured, we are fully prepared to respond instantly without guns and look helplessly at the carnage at moments notice."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:06 PM (kdS6q)

71 43 But first you gotta find a cop who actually HAS A gun.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 06:06 PM (cDs+4)

72 60,

Yeah, but it really ties the whole outfit together.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:06 PM (MQEz6)

73 Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 06:04 PM (cDs+4)

Do it the old fashioned way; buy napkins. Cheap cloth napkins.

They come in handy for all sorts of circumstances.

Buy cotton with only a little bit of synthetic so they are absorbent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:07 PM (Xo1Rt)

74 why the hell are there mop heads and electronic fly traps in among the search results for "sanitary napkins"??? Discuss.
Posted by: The Original antisocialist/i]

I think their search algo is modified by your previous searches. So that mop you bought to clean up the hobo's entrails probably came into play.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:07 PM (9YDUz)

75 Lady in the Lake arrested for arms dealing after a police sting operation out of a rowboat spotted Excaliber. Many rusty shotguns found after drenching for more evidence. Your extradition is forthcoming...

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 06:08 PM (jT+gh)

76 The Brits briefly considered confiscating all knives and giving everyone a spork, but they thought that might be offensive to Muslims.

Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 06:08 PM (VrdxH)

77 Yeah, but it really ties the whole outfit together.
Posted by: eman


Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:08 PM (9YDUz)

78 Until further notice, all food will be distributed in pre-chewed form.>>>

Soylent Green?

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:08 PM (wHX4r)

79 75 Lady in the Lake arrested for arms dealing after a police sting operation out of a rowboat spotted Excaliber. Many rusty shotguns found after drenching for more evidence. Your extradition is forthcoming...
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 06:08 PM (jT+gh)


Good. I'm tired of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords.

Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at December 05, 2015 06:09 PM (vsbNu)

80 So gun laws don't stop jihadists, who would have guessed

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:09 PM (k0xxN)

81 Assault spork.

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2015 06:09 PM (HgMAr)

82 I don't think a new quilted gun cover is going to help regardless.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:04 PM (9YDUz)

Spell check, what can't it fvck up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:09 PM (jJRIy)

83 The Brits can't make a good steak anyway.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:10 PM (MQEz6)

84 This will not end until all muslimes are eradicated from the Earth. (misspelled on purpose)

Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2015 06:10 PM (ky+lN)

85 Britain is making all their knives "Anti-Stab"

Basiicallly bluntinng them..>>>

Because grinding wheels, cement sidewalks and rocks are so hard to find in Britain.


Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:06 PM (wHX4r)


It makes totes sense to the inbred socialist idiots inhabiting the land formerly called Great Britain.

Just like our inbred socialist idiots think gun control will work over here.

Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 06:10 PM (Ltj2h)

86 fucking global warming

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 06:10 PM (Cq0oW)

87 * recalls the old days, when a cop with a billyclub would have broken the guys arm, and then his head *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2015 06:10 PM (9mTYi)

88 And something else folks forget: battle dressing.

They make soldiers carry one. Their big with long strings to tie them off. Because a medic may get to you but be out of something to stop the bleeding. Or you're buddy can do it.

But with no battle dressing, no pressure to stop the bleeding.

If a gun shot wound is not immediately fatal or in a critical spot, most people live if the bleeding is stopped; Battle dressing.

(they can be used as a feminine hygiene napkin too. Expensive though)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:11 PM (Xo1Rt)

89 ...*sniff*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:11 PM (9YDUz)

90 "and giving everyone a spork, but they thought that might be offensive to Muslims."


Yes. Must defer to the Muslims on everything in any "accepting" society. Curtail your own beliefs lest be racist.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:11 PM (9KEkh)

91 Do it the old fashioned way; buy napkins. Cheap cloth napkins.

Cloth diapers, inclined.

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 06:11 PM (cbfNE)

92 Read that as the Bobbies "teased" the terrorist. That would have been soooo rude to their Syrian guests!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 05, 2015 06:12 PM (22uju)

93 The Praise Allah Stab tour, Tel-aviv, London, and coming soon - America!

And remember, IT

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 05, 2015 06:12 PM (ppaKI)

94 83
The Brits can't make a good steak anyway.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:10 PM (MQEz6)

When you start with meat that sucks, it's "tough". ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:12 PM (jJRIy)

95

going OT rq, then back to work I go...
if you haven't read this yet over at the WSJ, Strassel

Justice's Liberal Slush Fund

Legal settlements are being used to funnel millions to left-wing activists like La Raza.

This scandal comes courtesy of the Justice Department, which for 16 months has engaged in a scheme to undermine Congress's spending authority by independently transferring dollars to President Obama's political allies. The department is in the process of funneling more than half-a-billion dollars to liberal activist groups, at least some of which will actively support Democrats in the coming election.

It works likes this: The Justice Department prosecutes cases against supposed corporate bad actors. Those companies agree to settlements that include financial penalties. Then Justice mandates that at least some of that penalty money be paid in the form of "donations" to nonprofits that supposedly aid consumers and bolster neighborhoods.

The Justice Department maintains a list of government-approved nonprofit beneficiaries. And surprise, surprise: Many of them are liberal activist groups. The National Council of La Raza. The National Urban League. The National Community Reinvestment Coalition. NeighborWorks America (which awards grants to left-leaning community organization groups, and has been compared with Acorn).

This strategy kicked off with the $13 billion J.P. Morgan settlement in late 2013, though in that case the bank was simply offered credit for donations to nonprofits. That changed with the Citigroup and Bank of America settlements, which outright required $150 million in donations. The BofA agreement contains a provision that potentially tees up nonprofit groups for another $490 million. Several smaller settlements follow the same mold.

To further induce companies to go the donation route, Justice considers these handouts to be worth "double credit" against penalty obligations. So while direct forms of victim relief are still counted dollar-for-dollar, a $500,000 donation by BofA to La Raza takes at least $1 million off the company's bill...


http://on.wsj.com/1R1QLeJ

an all out war to win seats next year

imagine that

grabbed this via instapundit who summarizes:

Political racketeering, pure and simple.

enjoy your Saturday evening

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 05, 2015 06:12 PM (qCMvj)

96 Sing it with me!

"But what about the British in Malaya in the 1950s?"

Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2015 06:13 PM (noWW6)

97
FWIW, a number of Brit sources are saying the "knife" was a "machete".

But that could be one of those "Hood = Bonnet" things.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:13 PM (kdS6q)

98 thanks guys!

ady wrote my response on the last thread,
geeze what a surprise!

Elderly man in London had his throat slit by a man shouting "This is for Syria!"

London cops, unarmed, did nothing
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 04:57 PM (zOTsN)

It's as if the repeated cries of muslim bearing the crisis of people being angry at their barbaric murdering being justified by the elite of the western world, just causes more murder to be justified by the same fkrs.

I mean an old man has What to do with govt decisions to war? Was he a legislator?

it's a ready excuse now for killing because you already were wanting to kill.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:09 PM (YvRAm)

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:13 PM (YvRAm)

99 >>Britain is making all their knives "Anti-Stab"

So I guess we know what the Left would go after if they ever succeeded in banning guns.

BTW, terrorist had a *machete*, or as a CA congressman might call it, "a multi-assault blade".
Didn't someone inform him that's illegal?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 06:14 PM (NOIQH)

100 So, the DOJ saw Goodfellas and took notes.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:14 PM (MQEz6)

101 I would hope that here in Texas that little stabby bastard would be shot PDQ. And then stomped into a blood smear. 'Why sure sheriff, that's him right there.'

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2015 06:14 PM (b+df9)

102 "This will not end until all muslimes are eradicated from the Earth. (misspelled on purpose)"



Now, that's a strong statement. Got anything like empirical evidence to back that up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:14 PM (9KEkh)

103 Lee Rigby unavailable for comment

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 06:15 PM (jT+gh)

104 If you go to Mail and watch the video, it looks and sounds like they tased the guy at least twice. When he fall down, he has had enough, but the cops are still ready to give him another jolt.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:15 PM (jJRIy)

105 It's amazing what a fcuked up place Britain has become.


Words fail me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:15 PM (Xo1Rt)

106 Will we get a late football thread?

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 06:15 PM (vsbNu)

107 The stabber was radicalized by the Food Network.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (MQEz6)

108 "And something else folks forget: battle dressing."

The best available ones have been developed by Israelis. They contain a powdered clotting agent to get the bleeding quickly contained.

Of course, the crafty cheating Jooooos must have stolen the technology from some innocent Third World indigenous people, and passed it off as their own.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (noWW6)

109 97

FWIW, a number of Brit sources are saying the "knife" was a "machete".

But that could be one of those "Hood = Bonnet" things.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:13 PM (kdS6q)

Mail story shows knife. Looks to be standard 10" combat blade like Jihad John used.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (jJRIy)

110 If we would just dump that whole racist "civilization" thing and get right with Allah and Sharia, none of this would happen. (from the JEF's diary, 12/5/15)

Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (EgOr3)

111 The only thing I 'know' about defense against knives is 'control the knife hand' which I heard on burn notice. Super helpful I'm sure.

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (vmMMi)

112 Saw the other case the injustice department is going to reopen is clock boy's, to see if the school violated his constitutional rights.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:17 PM (k0xxN)

113 >> London cops, unarmed, did nothing

Not true, they did tase the guy, and they did haul him away.

This being the UK he'll find some judge who feels the guy had a legitimate grievance and anyway Muslims shouldn't be judged under Western standards, so six months tops.

Posted by: JEM at December 05, 2015 06:17 PM (o+SC1)

114 How many machetes in a clip?

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:17 PM (MQEz6)

115 And something else folks forget: battle dressing.>>>

I have a fairly good first aid kit in both my house and car. I should probably spring for the $20 to ad the clotting sponges to them both.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j7mpdmp

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:17 PM (wHX4r)

116 74 Could be. Wish I had thought to buy the fly trap BEFORE that, though. Once you get flies buzzing your dumpster, it's damn hard to get rid of them.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 06:17 PM (cDs+4)

117
Central line centralline 3 hours ago
Minor delays on the entire line due to a customer incident at Leytonstone.



Talk about British understatement....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:17 PM (kdS6q)

118 111
The only thing I 'know' about defense against knives is 'control the
knife hand' which I heard on burn notice. Super helpful I'm sure.

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (vmMMi)
Best way to do that is with a gun. Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2015 06:18 PM (EgOr3)

119 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:14 PM (9KEkh)

We can stop when all the bearded ones and the birqaa'ed ones are gone.

It's actually been mostly because of all the money the Saudi's had for years that they invested in a fundamentalist sect the Wahhabi's.

Although Muslims have been a thorn in the past, it was actually easing off until the Saudi's used all their new found western oil money to start rabble rousing.

Time to draw some lines.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:18 PM (Xo1Rt)

120 AT LEAST IT WASN'T A GUN YOU CRAZY WINGNUTZ!!1!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2015 06:18 PM (4ErVI)

121 By the way, most bullet proof vests do not stop stabbing attempts. You need anti-stab body armor. The way I understand it is that the knife cuts through the kevlar materials.

So maybe that chain mail idea is not that far out...

Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 06:18 PM (Ltj2h)

122 >>I mean an old man has What to do with govt decisions to war? Was he a legislator?

That's Western logic.

According to the CAIR Director, we're partly to blame for attacks on us by angry Muslims because of our governments' meddling in the ME.

Neat, huh?

I'm actually glad the mask slipped enough for him to say this, because once you realize we're ALL deserving target of Muslim rage, you don't have to scratch your head and say, "But why some random elderly fellow? Why some disabled person at a Christmas party?" makes all of these attacks.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 06:18 PM (NOIQH)

123 If the evil fucker isn't brain dead they quit too soon or Didna use enough current.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 05, 2015 06:19 PM (1OLmv)

124 Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (vmMMi)

I take my knife defense moves from Indiana Jones.

Shoot them.

From far away.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:19 PM (Xo1Rt)

125 Do we really need too do the All Muslims thing?


How about we get harder on imams and leaders to back up the actual moderates instead of supporting Terrorists justifications for murder?

and supplying the bastards with weapons?

look how likely is a moderate (yes they do exist) stand up with everyone making excuses for the assholes? while simultaneously brushing every muslim with the terrorists card?

we Need moderates help to have strength to di out their rotten branches.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:20 PM (YvRAm)

126 105 It's amazing what a fcuked up place Britain has become.


Words fail me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:15 PM (Xo1Rt)

I was stationed there in the early '80's. It was, um, special, even back then.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 06:20 PM (cDs+4)

127 >> Talk about British understatement....

Well, one might now like to see the RAF scrawling 'This is for Leytonstone' on some of their ordnance, but I have only incrementally more faith in the backbone of Cameron et al on this matter than I do in Obama.

Posted by: JEM at December 05, 2015 06:20 PM (o+SC1)

128 "How many machetes in a clip?"

Dude, like, they can change machetes so fast on an automatic assault gun it does't even matter.

Prolly like hundreds.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:20 PM (77dTL)

129 Anyone out there signed up with US Law Shield Or CCW Safe?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:20 PM (Xo1Rt)

130
You know, that battle dressing carry is a really good idea.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:20 PM (kdS6q)

131 Would not be surprized if the Ruskies nuke the Saudis.


Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (MQEz6)

132 Will Loretta Lynch offer her services? This man's arrest is exactly the kind of anti-Muslim backlash she had feared.

Posted by: red speck at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (9Xu0X)

133 For some reason knives are scarier than guns to me.

Not an uncommon sentiment, I believe.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2015 05:51 PM (bZ7mE)


Aichmophobia: Razors edginess.

Posted by: secret santa whos gonna remain frickin secret at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (wKcQA)

134 The knife had the thing that goes up too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (4ErVI)

135 By the way, most bullet proof vests do not stop stabbing attempts. You need anti-stab body armor. The way I understand it is that the knife cuts through the kevlar materials.

So maybe that chain mail idea is not that far out...
Posted by: rd


No, kevlar does hinder knife stabbing in the same manner that it arrests projectiles. The principle is the same.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (9YDUz)

136 A man was stabbed in the ticket hall at Leytonstone station this evening by another man who witnesses say shouted "This is for Syria" as he slashed his throat.

So ... arab terrorism is making a return to reclaim its place as civilization's worst enemy from the islamic terrorism that has been stealing its thunder the past couple of decades.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (zc3Db)

137 118 111
The only thing I 'know' about defense against knives is 'control the
knife hand' which I heard on burn notice. Super helpful I'm sure.

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 06:16 PM (vmMMi)
Best way to do that is with a gun. Just sayin'


Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2015 06:18 PM (EgOr3)


From a Distance.

Do not let them close on you.
Look up the Tueller Drill.
It is not just for police or people with a CCW.

Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 06:22 PM (Ltj2h)

138 I do have a first aid kit in my truck but should take inventory

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:22 PM (k0xxN)

139 Bitter i agree with the Sauds thing, We need to have a srs conversation with them.

They cannot import their sickness, They should be disallowed to invest in uZniversities or media, and the same with every other terrorists supporting country.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:22 PM (YvRAm)

140 We need common-sense knife safety laws.

You're trying to joke ... but they already have them in Britain.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 06:22 PM (zc3Db)

141
Also, per twitter, the BBC sat on the story for a couple of hours before reporting it.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 06:22 PM (kdS6q)

142 I saw that on Drudge.
It looks like these bastards are starting WWIII. I expected War on Terrorism to be the start, but we ended up with the SCOAMT & he's made ISIS more powerful.

I had Kelly on for a few minutes last night & Krauthammer was great, he's iffy, on this.

Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2015 06:23 PM (sj3Ax)

143 If someone attacks you with a knife, grab a CAIR member and use him as a shield.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:23 PM (MQEz6)

144 88 And something else folks forget: battle dressing.

My favorite is blue cheese.

Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 06:24 PM (VrdxH)

145 Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 06:18 PM (Ltj2h)

Chain mail isn't good for piercing either. Good defense against slashes or edged attack (although you'll break a rib or two)

Piercings takes a thick material like uncured oxhide leather or other thick skinned beast.

Cover that with chain mail and topped with a kevlar vest; you're golden.

Of course it would weight about 30 pounds. And you'd sweat a lot.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:24 PM (Xo1Rt)

146 If someone attacks you with a knife, grab a CAIR member and use him as a shield.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:23 PM (MQEz6)

that was so wrong, but hell if i didn't laugh.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:24 PM (YvRAm)

147 WASHINGTON -- The government is deliberating whether to propose Selective Service changes that would make women eligible for the military draft, the White house said Friday, a day after the Pentagon said it would no longer bar women from combat jobs.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (xHTCV)

148 Paying a heavy tax to prevent an increase of 2 degrees centigrade over the next one-fucking-hundred-fucking years isn't a test of whether or not I'm a friend of the environment. It's a test of whether or not I worship the environment.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (VdICR)

149 And to think not too long ago Eric Blair wrote in one of his essays that every English worker should have a rifle in his bedroom.....my how the English have lost all common sense and all of their balls.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (ej1L0)

150
That is why the old fashioned bayonet charge was so effective. Soldiers can stand up to a lot of things, but seeing some one come after you with a sharp piece of steell activates the primitive survival mechanisms.
Posted by: rd

Cold steel is the only language they understand. Because they don't like it up 'em, you see. They DO NOT like it up 'em.

Posted by: Corporal Jack Jones at December 05, 2015 05:55 PM (/FOB4)








Or as one internet wag put it "A thorough understanding of fighting with the bayonet inspired me to brush up on my marksmanship."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (o98Jz)

151 What a conundrum. We are letting in terrorists into our mix and - surprise, surprise! - they are doing what terrorists do which is murder us. What could the solution be?

I know. Let's double down and let even more of them in. And then to protect ourselves, let's have a surveillance state that hoovers up all our communications and at the same time disarms its citizenry.

It's the only logical thing to do.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (IN7k+)

152 Have the Brits regulated Rock Hammers yet?

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (wHX4r)

153 Another global warming death.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 06:26 PM (Nwg0u)

154 I like the way you think eman.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 06:26 PM (5fvBZ)

155 only thing I 'know' about defense against knives is 'control the knife hand' which I heard on burn notice. Super helpful I'm sure.

====

well there's the old hold a chair out in front of you thing but i always drop my monocle when i do that.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 06:26 PM (Cq0oW)

156
65 10 House to house confiscation of knives is in order.

Until further notice, all food will be distributed in pre-chewed form.

Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 06:05 PM (VrdxH)








Obligatory Old-school SNL

http://tinyurl.com/ce6xcl7

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:26 PM (o98Jz)

157 "Also, per twitter, the BBC sat on the story for a couple of hours before reporting it."


Oh, of course. Wouldn't wan't to "incite" any Muslims.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:26 PM (xdh93)

158 Coming soon to a city near you. To the extent US citizens will be harmed, I wish it would be high profile, respected liberals that suffer and convert to Islamorealism. Join that asshat Maher in speaking Truth to Power on the subject.

Posted by: eureka! not liking these times at December 05, 2015 06:27 PM (g1MTt)

159 If only we knew what his motivation was...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 06:27 PM (Kucy5)

160 In the video you can see the Jooz shape-shifting into newspaper stands and ticket booths.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:28 PM (MQEz6)

161 This might be a good time to get serious about that 9mm subcompact I've been hankering for.

Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2015 06:28 PM (EgOr3)

162 eman your lucky I wasn't drinking or eating something while reading that, you might have been charged in a choking incident

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:28 PM (k0xxN)

163 we really should close our borders until we have an actual answer to the rampant and purportedly justified killing sprees.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:29 PM (YvRAm)

164 London cops are unarmed? That's to effed up not to be true.
No wonder they have mudlims problems. Are UK Police with guns.

Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2015 06:29 PM (sj3Ax)

165 Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (9YDUz)

Depends on how they layer the Kevlar. Ballistic vests are constructed different than stab resistant vests. Neither are good at stopping the other.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 05, 2015 06:29 PM (rfjjV)

166 Are UK Police with guns.

Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2015 06:29 PM (sj3Ax)
They haven't carried guns in decades. It's brilliant!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2015 06:30 PM (EgOr3)

167 Did the knife accept multiautomatic rounds?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 06:30 PM (Kucy5)

168 Somebody was talking about a rocket launch at 5:10 pm EST, but it was scrubbed due to high winds. It's currently rescheduled for 4:44 pm EST on Sunday.

It's a Cygnus cargo ship to the ISS, launched atop an Atlas V.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 06:30 PM (sdi6R)

169 "This might be a good time to get serious about that 9mm subcompact I've been hankering for. "


Peaches, do it. Get it. Do it. You won't be lesser for it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:30 PM (0djHg)

170 I know why but why can't lefties get their heads into terrorist motives.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:31 PM (k0xxN)

171 we Need moderates help to have strength to di out their rotten branches.

If 1.5 billion moderates aren't enough to help with the several suddenly going jihad each day (it's just a few, you know), I'm not sure where else to turn. Twitter, maybe, a daring hashtag offensive?

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2015 06:32 PM (mxCgt)

172
I keep a couple of these in my range bag, another in the truck, one in my EDC bag.....


http://www.amazon.com/Adventure-Medical-Kits-Trauma-QuikClot/dp/B003BS2PW4

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:33 PM (o98Jz)

173 Yelling Aloha Snackbar IS a mortal threat.

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 06:33 PM (DL2i+)

174 look at how the elites (kerry -obama-hitlery) and media frame the discussion.

since we are to believe angry muslims can only react to world events by slaughtering innocent peoples all over the world. (media and kerry's ideas)

than why bring muslims seemingly incapable of self monitoring their reactions to anger on innocents ?

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:33 PM (YvRAm)

175 I think this is what our immediate future holds. Shooting up a small office here, stabbing an old man there, pipe bomb in a bus station tomorrow, taking out a coffee shop next week. Drip drip drip drip.


Random acts of violence, always with just a few perpetrators so as to make it possible for the blame to be put on something else. Workplace violence. Disgruntled employee. Mentally unstable. Anything but calling it what it is. Anything but saying the name. Just enough to make everyone scared to say the name.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:34 PM (dFi94)

176 I know why but why can't lefties get their heads into terrorist motives.>>>

Because the Projection they are used to may cause introspection when the two things are the same?.

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at December 05, 2015 06:34 PM (wHX4r)

177 The best defense against a knife is mithril. If you have the money for it. Or so I'm told.

Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at December 05, 2015 06:35 PM (nFdGS)

178
WASHINGTON -- The government is deliberating whether to propose Selective Service changes that would make women eligible for the military draft, the White house said Friday, a day after the Pentagon said it would no longer bar women from combat jobs.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (xHTCV)









BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The screaming and whining from university women's studies departments is going to be exquisite.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:35 PM (o98Jz)

179 I think this is what our immediate future holds. Shooting up a small office here, stabbing an old man there, pipe bomb in a bus station tomorrow, taking out a coffee shop next week. Drip drip drip drip.


Random acts of violence, always with just a few perpetrators so as to make it possible for the blame to be put on something else. Workplace violence. Disgruntled employee. Mentally unstable. Anything but calling it what it is. Anything but saying the name. Just enough to make everyone scared to say the name.


Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:34 PM (dFi94)


If something like Beslan happens, All Bets Are Off.

Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 06:36 PM (Ltj2h)

180 178,

Equality, bitches.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:36 PM (MQEz6)

181 Unless some completey underhanded shit happen, Trump is going to be the nominee

For shit like this...

http://tinyurl.com/q4h8kl5


HE FIGHTS!!!




Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2015 06:37 PM (WVvzl)

182 Went to a gun shop today. Lots and lots of women there and not just shopping with the boyfriend. Shopping for themselves.

Some women in the CCL seminar and a bunch in the range.

Training to and killing Jihadis isn't just for the boys.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:37 PM (Xo1Rt)

183 t-bird, that's why we have to figure out lawfully how to deal with the imams, we should hold every country responsible for accepting the idea terror is an appropriate response to anger, and quit with the justifying murdering of people .

i had thought we weren't supposed to support terror and yet we do and support financially countries that support terror.

cut em all off.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:38 PM (YvRAm)

184 Kaboom clown was stabbed by attacker who yelled "this is for the cereal."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 06:38 PM (FkBIv)

185
170 I know why but why can't lefties get their heads into terrorist motives.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:31 PM (k0xxN)






Because they want just as much death and destruction as the fucking mohammedans do. They don't care about the end game, just the blood.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:38 PM (o98Jz)

186 Oh, I just got back from Cabela's.

So many pretty, pretty assault knives that I didn't buy. I'll have to go back now that they'll be endangered.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 06:38 PM (1xUj/)

187 Incidents like this really highlight the fact that not all Muslims are terrorists as well as the need for common sense gun control. And of course it's never going to stop until we address the root cause, Climate Change.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 05, 2015 06:38 PM (rJnvs)

188 In a few years, it'll be assault spoons...

"Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!"

Posted by: A.G. at December 05, 2015 06:38 PM (fef5a)

189 175 I think this is what our immediate future holds. Shooting up a small office here, stabbing an old man there, pipe bomb in a bus station tomorrow, taking out a coffee shop next week. Drip drip drip drip.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:34 PM (dFi94)


It's to get us used to a police state.

And if they succeed in disarming us, then we will be a nation of helpless, frightened sheep begging for the government to protect us.

Personally, I'd prefer to proactively kill the traitors who are allowing this in the first place, but maybe that's just me.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

190 an inappropriate response*

sigh sorry

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:40 PM (YvRAm)

191 "Training to and killing Jihadis isn't just for the boys."


Heh.


Have at it, ladies.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:40 PM (q7qr1)

192 willow
you're missing that those moderates are only that from your own point of view.
those same people in the view of Achmed Q Public is a screaming flaming liberal asswipe. You're basically saying we need to support the Berkley Social Justice squad to take over millions of people

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 06:40 PM (Cq0oW)

193 nevrmind i had it right the first time.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (YvRAm)

194 #178 What, you think a Womyn's Studies binky, er, Degree, won't get you a deferment?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (Kucy5)

195 I suggest this situation calls for Liberal Trope #185/J, 'This Has Nothing To Do With Islam.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

196 If something like Beslan happens, All Bets Are Off.

Posted by: rd at December 05, 2015 06:36 PM (Ltj2h)
=======================================

I've always thought so too. But I see so many instances of people not seeing what is right there in plain sight, people excusing any and all sorts of things that do not fit their narrative - I don't know anymore. It's like a grand delusion has descended. It's Magical Agenda.

When people start saying boys are girls and girls are boys, I think we've left all objective reality behind.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (dFi94)

197 >>I think this is what our immediate future holds.

So we'll live like Israelis, huh?
That's depressing.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (NOIQH)

198 159
If only we knew what his motivation was...


Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 06:27 PM (Kucy5)

It worries me that the Amish have migrated to London.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (jJRIy)

199 Personally, I'd prefer to proactively kill the traitors who are allowing this in the first place, but maybe that's just me.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 06:39 PM (sdi6R)



Nope...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 05, 2015 06:41 PM (AC0lD)

200 We are at war. Only the enemy would use that as a rallying cry to disarm us.

Fuck you.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 06:42 PM (RIKJa)

201 @181.. Jesus H.. I got into with some shithead on FB about this. I said what if maybe 20 people in that concert hall had been armed? Christ.. it went downhill from there. At the end the dumbass practically accused me of having some kind of Rambo complex. Can't win with these fuckers. I have given up trying.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 06:42 PM (5fvBZ)

202 "sigh sorry"


No need to apologize.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:42 PM (q7qr1)

203 Steak Knives = Auto/Semi-Auto guns **Banned**

Butter Knives = Revolver **Grudgingly allowed... for now**

Paring knives = Daringers **Banned WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION... unless you're in Iran**

Posted by: gun grabbers at December 05, 2015 06:43 PM (H9MG5)

204 I think our betters think these are the growing pains we have to endure as we are absorbed by other cultures. They are willing to tolerate slaughter and repression of the masses as long as their grip on authority remains firm

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 06:43 PM (zOTsN)

205 @181

Well. Looks like a lot more of this is going to surface, so buckle up.


http://nyp.st/1R1hlVt

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (jJRIy)

206 The only thing I 'know' about defense against knives is 'control the knife hand'

...by ensuring the brain attached to it is all over the wall behind it.


Oh, and off, secret santa sock

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (wKcQA)

207 off injuin sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (jJRIy)

208 and lots of women there and not just shopping with the boyfriend. Shopping for themselves.

=====

manufacturers will design some good stuff soon i hop

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (Cq0oW)

209 "I know why but why can't lefties get their heads into terrorist motives."

Someone who supports using tax money to pay baby killers who sell baby parts as a side business identifies more with terrorists than decent people.

Posted by: a spade at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (PGh+Q)

210 Bigby,, I think making Clear it will not be tolerated and supported, even in University that money will be withheld and funds from countries such as the sauds will be rejected if ANY govt fund hits their mailbox, and Support for terrorism is as Illegal today as it was a decade ago.

maybe?

i have to ponder this, because your comment was pretty good. so give me time. i see your point.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (YvRAm)

211 That is why the old fashioned bayonet charge was so effective. Soldiers can stand up to a lot of things, but seeing some one come after you with a sharp piece of steell activates the primitive survival mechanisms.

-
I love this photo.

http://tinyurl.com/jb8osvc

A WWI German cavalry trooper armed with a lance and protected by a gas mask. The juxtaposition of an obsolete weapon and a hint of the knowledge of the horrors of modern war is reminiscent of this country's response to Islam. We have some recognition that a new horror is arising but we are so bound by obsolete ideas we can't deal rationally with that knowledge.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 06:44 PM (Nwg0u)

212 Time to put that citizen militia thing into action. And not nutball whack job militias but true citizen militias who's only purpose is to be where law enforcement isn't; between citizens and the bad guys.

Ex Pennsylvania State Trooper at seminar today said: "Carry every day, carry everywhere, carry every time you go out."

WE are the defenders of the Country.

WE are the first responders.

To hell with gun laws that disallow you to defend yourselves and others from those who would do you harm.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:45 PM (Xo1Rt)

213 Al is starting to ROLL!



Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 06:45 PM (jJRIy)

214 Rumspringa emerges in the old world.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 06:46 PM (v7bpQ)

215 >>But I see so many instances of people not seeing what is right there in
plain sight, people excusing any and all sorts of things that do not fit
their narrative - I don't know anymore. It's like a grand delusion has
descended. It's Magical Agenda.


Reminds me of this Buffy TVS scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSz-6q1nUk

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 06:47 PM (NOIQH)

216 Climate change is to blame.

BTW, Was is tactical, semi-automatic blade?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 06:47 PM (MbrzC)

217 Once we ban the guns and knives it will be the Mini Cooper as the weapon of choice for the Jihadist.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:47 PM (wHX4r)

218 >>I take my knife defense moves from Indiana Jones.
Shoot them.
From far away.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:19 PM (Xo1Rt)

That's all well and good if you see them coming 50 feet away. If not maybe it would be nice to have a plan...

That selective service/combat thing is such bullshit. How many people think women in combat is a dandy idea?

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 06:48 PM (vmMMi)

219
We had a new Academy Sports open in town last month. I stopped in this morning to pick up some reloading gear and the gun counter was packed. Pretty much half and half men and women. I love Texas.

Also, finally stopped procrastinating and applied for my TX CHL today, fingerprint appointment is next week.

It wasn't the Berdoo shooting that inspired me to finally get off my ass and apply. It was the FBI abandoning the crime scene to the fucking MFM cocksuckers to be sabotaged.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:48 PM (o98Jz)

220 Common Sense godless savage in filthy nightshirt control.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 06:49 PM (v7bpQ)

221 Obama is importing his troops for the revolution. The Career Men in the Pentagon and other Government agencies are either too dumb to see this or are on the other side. They don't seem to understand that their careers are over once this goes down. I think things will be coming to a head soon. We will have a new day that will live in infamy.

Posted by: a spade at December 05, 2015 06:49 PM (PGh+Q)

222 hmm, maybe i should just drink my glass of wine read and learn.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:50 PM (YvRAm)

223 So... when do we decide to finally make the world safe for goats?

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at December 05, 2015 06:50 PM (wKcQA)

224 Looks like I'm gonna have to get my mithril chain shirt back from Frodo, the big pussy.

Bilbo, the geezer. Oh, and up yours, McCain!!11

Posted by: Norman at December 05, 2015 06:50 PM (CYS6Q)

225 hmm, maybe i should just drink my glass of wine read and learn.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:50 PM (YvRAm)
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I have a nice Merlot. Pass your glass thru the port thing.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:51 PM (dFi94)

226 #217 Well at least someone found a use for a MiniCooper.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 06:51 PM (Kucy5)

227 I have a excellent fighting knife that I don't carry, but do carry a hammer most of the day. More people are killed by hammers in a year than "assault rifles" in the U.S.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:52 PM (k0xxN)

228 POTUS will give an oval office Sunday night at 8.

It's about our safety. Executive orders on guns I reckon

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 06:52 PM (zOTsN)

229 #215 So Obama is... Glory?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2015 06:52 PM (Kucy5)

230 A shopping cart will hold more groceries than a mini cooper.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 06:53 PM (v7bpQ)

231 I had to take a defensive driving course once. The main idea was to always have an out. Always know which way you could go to avoid being hit or hitting someone. Some ditches you can go into and some will kill you. That sort of thing.

The same attitude applies when out and about in crowds. Always have an out. Know where the exits are. Recognize good cover from bad, be ready if something happens. Always have a way out of where you are and always be aware of your surroundings.

Who's around you, what they're doing and what they're focused on.

Just having you're neck on a swivel with put off the bad guys because they see that you are aware and watching what's happening.

Like the zoomies say; watch your six. (behind you)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:53 PM (Xo1Rt)

232 212
Ex Pennsylvania State Trooper at seminar today said: "Carry every day, carry everywhere, carry every time you go out."

WE are the defenders of the Country.

WE are the first responders.

To hell with gun laws that disallow you to defend yourselves and others from those who would do you harm.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:45 PM (Xo1Rt)



Karl Denninger has been hammering this recently.

EVERY gun law is unconstitutional. ALL of them need to be repealed.

The 2nd Amendment is the only "license" or "permit" we need.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

233 I have a nice Merlot. Pass your glass thru the port thing.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:51 PM (dFi94)

that sounds lovely, i think i have a made last week wine. it tastes that way to me. a sauvignon blanc (white wine)

not crazy about white wine.

hands over my strawberry basket.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:54 PM (YvRAm)

234 Been fighting with nitwits on Facebook all day. "All Muslims aren't terrorists" and "I worry about the backlash against Muslims". And they think Muslims don't stone people any more. So this was a nice thing to throw back at them.

I read about the SB victims. Immigrants from Iran, Erititrea, Vietnam and Mexico. One was even gay. I feel sure that at one point, one of them said "Muslims aren't terrorists. I work with this guy. He and his wife just had a baby"

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 05, 2015 06:54 PM (Lqy/e)

235 That selective service/combat thing is such bullshit. How many people think women in combat is a dandy idea?>>>

I don't want women in combat but I do want all Women and Men (yes even you pajama boy) to get some defensive combat training. This would be a much more useful class in public schools than the global warming shit they now teach.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:54 PM (wHX4r)

236 POTUS will give an oval office Sunday night at 8.



It's about our safety. Executive orders on guns I reckon

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 06:52 PM (zOTsN)
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oh for the love of pete. I haven't listened to him yammer in 7 years. I'll be darned if I'll change that plan now.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:55 PM (dFi94)

237 It was an unregistered ghost knife, with a 30 caliber clip and capable of stabbing 100 people in 1.5 seconds.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 06:55 PM (kpqmD)

238 "POTUS will give an oval office Sunday night at 8. "


An Oval Orifice what?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:55 PM (h/qL3)

239 Silly question here: Why is it illegal (in MD) to conceal carry a Bowie knife, but I can open carry a Bowie knife (if I don't have the intent to harm someone)?

What if I just like to have clean lines in my suit?

I kid, but...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 06:56 PM (jR7Wy)

240 FBI is cautious to label this a knife attack...kitchen sharp instrument accident is a more probable cause.

Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 05, 2015 06:56 PM (FbsNR)

241 Now, that's a strong statement. Got anything like empirical evidence to back that up.

History, Tripoli, rampant bloodshed, death at the hands of these savages.

I'm sick and fucking tired of it.

Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2015 06:56 PM (ky+lN)

242 POTUS will give an oval office Sunday night at 8. "


An Oval Orifice what?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 06:55 PM (h/qL3)

he will show his private part that will then encourage half the population to swallow and not spit.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 06:57 PM (YvRAm)

243 They had a little song about it even.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 06:57 PM (v7bpQ)

244 I'm coming down with something, I need something stronger

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:57 PM (k0xxN)

245 Killers want to kill us. We have the right to not let them do that. Most people should be able to grasp this simple concept.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:57 PM (dFi94)

246
Oooooooo, shiny. I've been waiting on this for a couple of years.

Glock 80% frame pre-release sale

http://tinyurl.com/goa5lg9

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 06:57 PM (o98Jz)

247 >>So Obama is... Glory?

Heh, that would kinda make sense.

It just reminds me of how someone on the Left will come really close to getting the point sometimes (like, say, realizing that if terrorists will shoot long-time co-workers they really do hate all of us!) and then --boom!-- down comes the protective shield of known "facts" and they're back to the comfort of their progressive beliefs (if only Farook didn't have guns life would be totes safe for all!).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 06:58 PM (NOIQH)

248 235 That selective service/combat thing is such bullshit. How many people think women in combat is a dandy idea?>>>

I don't want women in combat but I do want all Women and Men (yes even you pajama boy) to get some defensive combat training. This would be a much more useful class in public schools than the global warming shit they now teach.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 06:54 PM (wHX4r)

A great deal of which is situational awareness, which so many people lack. Just today some dumb broad almost walked in front of my moving car in a shopping center parking lot because she had her head firmly implanted in her ass iPhone the whole time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 06:58 PM (kpqmD)

249 Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 06:55 PM (dFi94)

I'm with you kid. Haven't heard that dipshits voice since 2008 and I'm not starting now.

I'll wait to hear the bad news later. (it's the only kind he has).

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 06:58 PM (Xo1Rt)

250 Silly question here: Why is it illegal (in MD) to conceal carry a Bowie knife, but I can open carry a Bowie knife (if I don't have the intent to harm someone)?

What if I just like to have clean lines in my suit?

I kid, but...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta




Interesting that you're so well versed in the concealed stabby laws of your state.

Interesting. Scary. And sexy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 06:58 PM (1xUj/)

251 The only thing I 'know' about defense against knives is 'control the knife hand'

And by 'control', did you mean import as many of their owners as possible? Didn't think so!

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2015 06:59 PM (mxCgt)

252 Baraka to give oral Sunday night? How did our schedule get out?

Posted by: Reggie "Bodyman" Luv at December 05, 2015 06:59 PM (22uju)

253 ooooh, titanium-knit gorgets.

Hmm, make 'em for $40 sell for 140 ....

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 06:59 PM (9YDUz)

254 Executive orders on guns I reckon

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 06:52 PM (zOTsN)
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Count on it, plus a lecture about talking bad about islam. It'll be about anything that actually matters.

Prediction: ratings will be shit.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 06:59 PM (MbrzC)

255 This isn't all about muzzie terror. muzzie terror is but one threat from the arab/persian/muslim world. There has long been arab terror, too. This has only been supplanted by the muzzie terror in the last couple of decades owing to the takeover of the arab world by pan-islamism, sweeping out the old pan-arabism. And the muzzie terror breaks out into its own sunni/shiite factions, each pursuing their own independent desires to take over the world, or at least kill all the non-muslims (and non-sunni or shiite, depending) people in it. This shit from the APM world will not stop until one simple thing is done:

TAKE CONTROL OF THE GULF OIL FIELDS BACK FROM THE SAVAGES.

That is all there is to the various threats from the APM world - they all start and stop with control of the gulf oil fields. Without control of those fields the APM world is effectively neutered and can be ignored, as they have no place in civilized society. But it all comes down to the gulf oil fields, the money, the political and the strategic power they derive from them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 07:00 PM (zc3Db)

256 Leftist assholes everywhere now decrying "long" guns, having picked up the term from the Berdoo slaughter.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 05, 2015 07:00 PM (wTdKZ)

257 There's no waiting period for freedom of speech. They even let crazy people talk.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:00 PM (v7bpQ)

258 having you're neck on a swivel with put off the bad guys because they see that you are aware and watching what's happening.

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at the drive up atm had a car pull up sharp behind me. looked him square and did my withdrawal. he didn't even go up next, just left. I'm convinced that saved me a problem.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:01 PM (Cq0oW)

259 "We need common-sense knife safety laws."

Don't give them any ideas.

Posted by: Titanium at December 05, 2015 07:01 PM (u9UgT)

260 ThunderB could He actually pass an EO on gun laws federally?
i mean that is directly Dealing with the constitution not flirting with picking around the edges.

nevermind, i just remembered our Supremes and Obamacare.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:01 PM (YvRAm)

261 Are sawed off long guns still OK? My state has a problem with shortened long guns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:02 PM (v7bpQ)

262 This is the land of equality. So race, gender, ethnicity or religion should not be a factor in identifying killers. Particularly when they themselves wish to be identified. What do they have to do? Tattoo their allegiance and intention on their foreheads before we believe what they say about their own selves?



Ronald Reagan said "Never be afraid to see what you see." Or name it.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:02 PM (dFi94)

263 I think I'll add chain mail undershirts to my bullet proof desk line of products.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 07:02 PM (gyKtp)

264 Interesting that you're so well versed in the concealed stabby laws of your state.

Interesting. Scary. And sexy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 06:58 PM (1xUj/)
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Oh, I'm fairly illiterate. I tend to buy first and investigate later. I see a smatchet or kukri in the checkout line and I just grab it.

I'm confused about "intent". I mean, if I'm carrying it's to protect myself, but would that be construed as "harming" if it's in self defense?

http://www.knifeup.com/maryland-knife-laws/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:02 PM (jR7Wy)

265 260 - Background checks to buy kitchen knife sets coming next shopping season.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 07:02 PM (MbrzC)

266 at the drive up atm had a car pull up sharp behind me. looked him square and did my withdrawal. he didn't even go up next, just left. I'm convinced that saved me a problem.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich


well, that must have been exciting.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:03 PM (9YDUz)

267 @181.. Jesus H.. I got into with some shithead on FB about this. I said what if maybe 20 people in that concert hall had been armed? Christ.. it went downhill from there. At the end the dumbass practically accused me of having some kind of Rambo complex. Can't win with these fuckers. I have given up trying.

Posted by: jewells45
****

Using reason and logic with someone who has come to a conclusion based entirely on emotion is like giving medicine to the dead.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 07:03 PM (hVdx9)

268 It's his first Sunday night Oval Office address. He doesn't give a shit about terrorism. But you know it's about something big. They say it's about the safety of the American public. So guns. They are going to executive order the second Amendment away. And are doing it in collusion with the press

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:03 PM (zOTsN)

269 i have nothing fancy, i have kitchen knives, and i can cut a mean onion in no time.

i do wish i had a gun.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (YvRAm)

270 Hillary to call for lawsuit against Ginsu Corp.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

271 Best defense against a knife attack is a 130lbs of Rhodesian Ridgeback or Belgian Malinois.

Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (fBkaR)

272 It's a tax.

Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (v7bpQ)

273 I don't mind women in combat IF they pass the same physical tests as the men and only then.

If not then, sorry buttercup but you and that guy over there that failed aren't equipped physically for the necessities of the job. Nothing against you or you're patriotism.

And only those with a political agenda would get upset about it.

A lot of this stuff is aimed at weakening the military and removing those who might not be quite as obedient as they desire them to be.

There's been a lot of brass that's got the boot in the last 5 years. I believe it's on purpose.

so 12-06-2015; a Day That Will Live in Infamy?

Or just more bullshit from a crack head crypto muslim commmie?

*oh hello there Ms. Lynch*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (Xo1Rt)

274 Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:01 PM (YvRAm)
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He can try and do whatever he wants... the question is will anyone push back, and even if they do, will it stand. Hussein don't care either way, it'll take till he's gone before most of any of it gets resolved.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (MbrzC)

275 'Bankrupt' Mortgage Lenders Unveil The Zero-Money-Down "Friends-And-Family" Mortgage

Ripping straight from the pages of the "those who failed to learn from history are doomed... period" book of centrally-planned desperation to maintain American Dream 'wealth' by unsustainably levitating home prices, the government's bankruptcy mortgage guarantors have just announced "HomeReady Mortgages." These so-called 'enhanced affordable lending products - provided by the US taxpayer - enable 97%-plus Loan-to-Value loans to borrowers based not on their income (which is too low) but on "non-borrowers" like extended family or children! "Whatever it takes" to maintain the illusion of normalcy and hand out more money just reached peak Einsteinian insanity.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (xHTCV)

276 eris is fooling you, she IS smart and sexy as hell.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:05 PM (YvRAm)

277 executive order on a weekend hmm?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:05 PM (Cq0oW)

278 They say it's about the safety of the American public.
=====================================




He's resigning and putting the Marines in charge?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:05 PM (dFi94)

279 Oh, for Pete's sake, Fox just reported that the govt. investigators are claiming they can't access NSA records on the shooters because that surveillance authority ended last week.

Yeah, I TOTALLY believe the NSA wiped their servers of all data gathered up to last week. This excuse has Obama's petty jerk fingerprints all over it.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (NOIQH)

280 Was there a hot dog kiosk nearby?

Posted by: Xavier at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (jXith)

281 "looked him square"

Nothing happened in your case but staring someone down (if that is what you meant) is not always a prudent thing to do.

Posted by: Titanium at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (u9UgT)

282 +1 for balls, I guess:

Pataki Demands That AG Lynch Arrest Him For Urging War Against Islam

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (9YDUz)

283 Hussein don't care either way, it'll take till he's gone before most of any of it gets resolved.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 07:04 PM (MbrzC)

true, and we know how the wheels of justice turn.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (YvRAm)

284 There's no waiting period for freedom of speech. They even let crazy people talk.
Posted by: Boss Moss


Someday they will register your voiceprint and permanent IP address. You will need to take a class on acceptable speech and buy a speech license.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (FkBIv)

285 Just let us come to America. We promise to become good citizens!

Posted by: Joe Refugee at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (zSLqp)

286 Oh, I'm fairly illiterate. I tend to buy first and investigate later. I see a smatchet or kukri in the checkout line and I just grab it.

I had to google both those terms, so maybe we should revisit your understanding of "illiterate".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 07:07 PM (1xUj/)

287 BTW The Donald likely having "amazing" time at an event somewhere tonight. Such "nice" support! Fantastic!

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 05, 2015 07:07 PM (wTdKZ)

288

Shouldnt he have shouted: This is for ISIS!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:07 PM (iQIUe)

289 I ran out of $hit to watch again. Does someone have a blog where they determine and list what is worth watching?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:07 PM (v7bpQ)

290 Kreplach, thanks for that Trump link !

He touches on another good point, too: people all over the world need guns to protect themselves.
I've always thought we should revive the Liberator pistol from WW2, make 'em by the millions, and be dropping them in the backwoods of every tyrannically-run country on the planet.
Maybe wrap 'em in copies of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, in appropriate translation, of course.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 07:07 PM (+jyzN)

291 well, that must have been exciting

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no not really

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:08 PM (Cq0oW)

292 Most likely it will be a mandated private sale back ground check by the BATF.

But they aren't able to enforce that. And he can't mandate penalties for not doing it. That takes a law.

I'm guessing it'll be something superficial and that won't accomplish anything except drive up gun and ammo prices.

I'm hoping it's not worse than that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:08 PM (Xo1Rt)

293 "Yeah, I TOTALLY believe the NSA wiped their servers of all data gathered up to last week."

You mean, like, with a cloth?

Posted by: Titanium at December 05, 2015 07:08 PM (u9UgT)

294 willow, why don't you have a gun? Indecent Exposure arrest hiding in your past?

Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2015 07:08 PM (fBkaR)

295 >>> only thing I 'know' about defense against knives is 'control the knife
hand' which I heard on burn notice. Super helpful I'm sure.



"well there's the old hold a chair out in front of you thing but i always drop my monocle when i do that."

Sykes and Fairbairn, who knew some stuff about fighting and about knives, were big advocates of using furniture as a countertactic.

Of course, either one of the two would tell you that a gun is preferable, and that the best way to control an adversary's knife hand is to dump a couple of rounds into said adversary's center of mass.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2015 07:08 PM (noWW6)

296 *snaps fingers*

*sings*

Oh, the muslims

Are such assholes

And they all have

Lots of knives

On the subway

They'll slash your throat

Cuz islam is

A murder hive

*big finish*

Yeah, the muslims live in your toooooowwwwwwn!

Watch out they're in your town!

Posted by: Zombie Bobby Darin at December 05, 2015 07:08 PM (KUa85)

297 I don't know about all states but in mine it is legal to carry the Buck folding hunter knife in it's sheath on your belt. But it is illegal to carry it in your pocket. This is a law one learns on construction sites. A knife is a useful tool getting caught with one in your pocket after work is something that can happen. The old guys tell the young guys "Get a sheath".

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 07:09 PM (wHX4r)

298 Obama 'infomercial' scheduled for Sunday night at 8:00 pm...watch live as a pitchman for progress sells a nation down the road!

Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 05, 2015 07:09 PM (FbsNR)

299 executive order on a weekend hmm?

Maybe he's going to cancel Pearl Harbor Day once and for all.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2015 07:09 PM (mxCgt)

300 You mean wiped like Huma does to my @$$?

Posted by: Hillary Africanus at December 05, 2015 07:09 PM (v7bpQ)

301 The old guys tell the young guys "Get a sheath".>>>

Or maybe they meant condoms.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 07:09 PM (wHX4r)

302 279 Oh, for Pete's sake, Fox just reported that the govt. investigators are claiming they can't access NSA records on the shooters because that surveillance authority ended last week.

Yeah, I TOTALLY believe the NSA wiped their servers of all data gathered up to last week. This excuse has Obama's petty jerk fingerprints all over it.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:06 PM (NOIQH)


That's why we need NSA surveillance on every American citizen 24/7.

If you oppose that, you support the terrorists.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

303 Yeah, I TOTALLY believe the NSA wiped their servers of all data gathered up to last week.

Check the bathtub!

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2015 07:10 PM (mxCgt)

304
Trump said get rid of their families. That sounds drastic but the Israelis have had to do it. The nutters leave them no choice. And shit, you see mothers of slain terrorists only a day or two later pulling out huge knifes themselves. They never show sorrow -- just anger over the fact that their dead terrorist kid did not get away with killing some old man on the street. So, Israel use to demolish the homes but now they are banishing families from areas they control.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:10 PM (iQIUe)

305 I've always thought we should revive the Liberator pistol from WW2, make 'em by the millions, and be dropping them in the backwoods of every tyrannically-run country on the planet

So New York, Cali, and Mass?

Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2015 07:10 PM (fBkaR)

306 I have a excellent fighting knife that I don't carry, but do carry a hammer most of the day. More people are killed by hammers in a year than "assault rifles" in the U.S.

Posted by: Skip
****

http://preview.tinyurl.com/odc4zo6

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 07:10 PM (hVdx9)

307 Shouldnt he have shouted: This is for ISIS!

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THITH ITH FOR LIZA MINELLI!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:11 PM (Cq0oW)

308 >>228 POTUS will give an oval office Sunday night at 8.

It's about our safety. Executive orders on guns I reckon



He can suck a super sized bag'o dicks.

He doesn't have the authority to do anything by pout.

Posted by: Garrett at December 05, 2015 07:11 PM (89+AC)

309 Jean it was srolen and now i am financially destroyed trying to pay two mortgages .

so i can't buy anything, just hold on by my fingernails!

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:11 PM (YvRAm)

310 I ran out of $hit to watch again. Does someone have a blog where they determine and list what is worth watching?
Posted by: Boss Moss


I vouch for none of it:

televisionwithoutpity.com/

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:11 PM (9YDUz)

311 I've always thought we should revive the Liberator
pistol from WW2, make 'em by the millions, and be dropping them in the
backwoods of every tyrannically-run country on the planet.

Maybe wrap 'em in copies of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, in appropriate translation, of course.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 07:07 PM (+jyzN)

Starting with New York and New Jersey.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:11 PM (Xo1Rt)

312 "I've always thought we should revive the Liberator pistol from WW2, make
'em by the millions, and be dropping them in the backwoods of every
tyrannically-run country on the planet. Maybe wrap 'em in copies of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, in appropriate translation, of course."

Later, in some Third World shithole:

"What are 'emanations' and 'penumbras'? The American courts think they are very important, but I've looked and looked and I can't find them anywhere. There must be hidden secret subtexts which the imperialist Yanks are keeping from us!"

Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2015 07:12 PM (noWW6)

313 Shit! I thought I missed the rocket launch b/c none of you morons reminded me. However, the launch was scrubbed and reset for Sunday.

An Atlas V rocket is targeting a 4:44 p.m. Sunday launch from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station with a Cygnus cargo spacecraft bound for the International Space Station

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:12 PM (iQIUe)

314 Weft-cut Loop @ 135 - Kevlar vest?
I wear one. It is my fervent desire and most sincere intention to put a few .40 S ampersand W hollowpoints in mr. stabby bastard before he gets to me.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (b+df9)

315 tmi?

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (YvRAm)

316 Do not underestimate Eris when it comes to edged weapons!!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (ftVQq)

317 the clotting sponges

Bought some for Dad during the coumadin days. A scraped knuckle could bleed for 10+ minutes.

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (DL2i+)

318 Would not be surprized if the Ruskies nuke the Saudis.


Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:21 PM (MQEz6)


That would warm the very cockles of my heart-shaped space.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (+y3Tj)

319 >>intent". I mean, if I'm carrying it's to protect myself, but would that be construed as "harming" if it's in self defense?

You knew, we are theoretically allowed to open carry now as long as we don't intend to commit a crime or something. Wonder if it's the same for knives?

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (vmMMi)

320 >>More people are killed by hammers in a year than "assault rifles" in the U.S.


So...maybe we should all be driving "assault" SUVs, too?
I bet the stats on SUV deaths are up there...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (NOIQH)

321 313 Shit! I thought I missed the rocket launch b/c none of you morons reminded me. However, the launch was scrubbed and reset for Sunday.
...............
Bad weather again?

Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 05, 2015 07:14 PM (FbsNR)

322 no not really
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich


So you cleared leather and your heartbeat didn't change a bit?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:14 PM (9YDUz)

323 More people are killed by hammers in a year than "assault rifles" in the U.S.


So...maybe we should all be driving "assault" SUVs, too?
I bet the stats on SUV deaths are up there...
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (NOIQH)


hands guide both, so ban hands

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:14 PM (YvRAm)

324
Good thing it wasn't a pointed stick.

Posted by: Police Constable Pan Am at December 05, 2015 07:15 PM (yfObW)

325 Way back a long time ago when i was much younger, there was a short story in 'Analog' and the only thing I remember about the story was the hero was a detective doing detective stuff, and was walking down a city street when a guy went berserk. It was a two or three sentence throw away story element and it was the casualness of the character's reaction that was seared into my memory.

"We were on our way back to the office when we saw the guy go berserk. People scattered and we crossed the street and went on to the office where we . . ."

That would have probably been in the sixties, late sixties, early seventies, and that is all I can remember about the story.

And here we are.

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 07:15 PM (1ljSq)

326 No metal detectors in the underground? Why not deport all those shiftless turd worlders?

Posted by: Hillary Africanus at December 05, 2015 07:15 PM (v7bpQ)

327 >>hands guide both, so ban hands


Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (NOIQH)

328 >>Are you interested in Arkansas knife laws? Unlike other states, Arkansas repealed archaic knife laws in 2011. It is now one of the most friendly state for knives.

Hey! Cool.

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (vmMMi)

329 315 tmi?
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (YvRAm)
---
Make one a halfway house for errant Hordelings. It can be a tax writeoff.

Absolutely no chance there will be illegal distilling or hobos in the smoker on premises.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (jR7Wy)

330
GoFundMe to arm willow?

I'm in. It's the season for giving.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (o98Jz)

331 266
at the drive up atm had a car pull up sharp behind me. looked him
square and did my withdrawal. he didn't even go up next, just left. I'm
convinced that saved me a problem.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich



I had a thug a few years ago start giving me shit and follow me into a store. He was so screwed up the manager told him to leave he was calling the cops.



All I could think of was get back to my car. I did with the thug following me, I locked the door and pulled out my 40 cal Glock 17 and quietly put it on the dash.



Thug quickly decided he would be LEAVING!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (jJRIy)

332 speaking of which fingernails Can be weapons. but i wouldn't really want to use them against a knife or gun.

but servicable

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (YvRAm)

333 According to the CAIR Director,

CAIR IS the Hamas Ministry of Dis-Information.
They might as well have a bronze plaque.
with (Kill Da Joos) in a smaller font and parenthesis.

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (DL2i+)

334 304
Trump said get rid of their families.

--

Yes, I think families of terrorists should be first interrogated. If complicit, charged. If not complicit, then deported for having terrorist ties.
That might bring some pressure to bear on future jihadis.

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:16 PM (cbfNE)

335 Fox just reported that the govt. investigators are claiming they can't access NSA records on the shooters because that surveillance authority ended last week.
----

They are flat out lying... according to the NSA themselves.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 07:17 PM (MbrzC)

336 Totally O/T


Gah. I hate putting up the Christmas decorations. Boxes of generations of Swedish crap. But oh no - the kids want the house to look just like it does every Christmas! So here I am. Surrounded by gangs of hairy little tomte and Swedish candleholders and five thousand Scandinavian wall hangings. Sitting here. Not putting them up. Drinking. Here.



Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:18 PM (dFi94)

337 Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:07 PM (v7bpQ)

Grinder
Ash v Evil Dead
Z Nation
Romeo Section
Narcos
Secrets of Great British Castles

http://scene-rls.com/releases/

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:18 PM (iQIUe)

338 Can you carry a bowie if it's a bayonet attached to a firearm?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:18 PM (v7bpQ)

339 And to all the goobers on the coasts: The west was never as wild and you believe.

All those stories were lies told by Easterners bored out of their minds looking at miles of prairie or mountains or desert.

They made shit up to sell back east. Then the people in the west started to believe that stuff too.

And that's where many of the stupid laws came from or came to be.

And it really wasn't until the Panthers started carrying shotguns and rifles openly that open carry got a bad name.

And it was Democrats who were in the forefront then for gun laws, just like they are now. (yes I know Reagan signed off on them)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:18 PM (Xo1Rt)

340 "All I could think of was get back to my car. I did with the thug following me, I locked the door and pulled out my 40 cal Glock 17 and quietly put it on the dash."

The Glock 17 is a 9mm.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:19 PM (kpqmD)

341 328 >>Are you interested in Arkansas knife laws? Unlike other states, Arkansas repealed archaic knife laws in 2011. It is now one of the most friendly state for knives.
..........
So did Tennessee just recently!

Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 05, 2015 07:19 PM (FbsNR)

342 BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) - Authorities in Argentina arrested six Syrians who flew into the South American country on false Greek passports, a spokesman for the federal police told Reuters on Saturday, adding that the bogus travel documents were probably obtained in Turkey.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 07:20 PM (MbrzC)

343
"All I could think of was get back to my car. I did with the thug following me, I locked the door and pulled out my 40 cal Glock 17 and quietly put it on the dash."

The Glock 17 is a 9mm.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:19 PM (kpqmD)






Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: Donald "Boon" Schoenstein at December 05, 2015 07:21 PM (o98Jz)

344 Obama 'infomercial' scheduled for Sunday night at 8:00 pm...watch live as a pitchman for progress sells a nation down the road!

Now how much will you pay?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 05, 2015 07:21 PM (FkBIv)

345 The UK already had strict knife laws.

Posted by: Sgmstv at December 05, 2015 07:21 PM (pchXB)

346 337 Thanks. That Amazon thingee with the Swastikas is decent. I watched Orange is the new Black in about three days.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:21 PM (v7bpQ)

347 Have the Brits regulated Rock Hammers yet?

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at December 05, 2015 06:25 PM (wHX4r)


A nice Estwing unbreakable rock hammer with a sharp point would do a serious number on a jihadi's skull. Has a little more mass to it than the puny ice axe that Mercador used on old Trotsky. And it's a tool of my profession, too.


But if had to live in London right now, I'd probably make and carry a nice sap. Leather bag, or piece of rubber hose, filled with lead shot, and sewn shut. With a handle, and loop of cord to secure it to my wrist. A good slug on the temple with that, and Mr. Jihadi gets knocked out cold.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2015 07:21 PM (+y3Tj)

348 So you cleared leather and your heartbeat didn't change a bit?

====

what are you talking about? I was remarking on watching your 6

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:22 PM (Cq0oW)

349 I think is the Fairbairn training video that was referenced here many moons ago:

http://tinyurl.com/zkstn3c

Eris has the high definition 3D version!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:22 PM (ftVQq)

350 Mrs. E and her girlfriends had a pleasant day today shooting while I worked to pay the yankee reconstruction tax. And they won't skeered of no knives neither.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2015 07:23 PM (b+df9)

351 Britain should legalize bill hooks for native Britons.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:23 PM (v7bpQ)

352 >>They are flat out lying... according to the NSA themselves.

Yep, it sounds like a big ol' FU to Congress for not voting to continue the program.
That's Obama's style. He not only lies, he wants show that he knows we know he's lying just to rub it in.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:23 PM (NOIQH)

353 speaking of which fingernails Can be weapons. but i wouldn't really want to use them against a knife or gun.

but servicable
Posted by: willow


I've always thought there might be a market for carbon-fiber nail applications.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:23 PM (9YDUz)

354 Situational awareness -- It's not just a good idea, it's the law

(of survival)

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 07:23 PM (gyKtp)

355 Its obamas first Oval Office address in five years. Pretty sure we have disappointed him

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (zOTsN)

356 Obama? Sunday night?

fack. He is either going to tell us how safe we are, or he's going to start a war summers.

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (1ljSq)

357 Eris i tried to do the rent to buyer , just moved out , left me holding the bag for payments and taxes he also didn't pay.

really a bastard, i've been paying 300 more to make Actual payments for mortgage not including upgrades of electric box 8 grand and lines and air conditioner unit 10 grand (100 yr old house) because I thought he was actually buying and he walks.
so screwed.



anyway .. bah.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (YvRAm)

358
Boss: I really liked all I listed and you can find on the internet for free or Netflix and binge watch.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (iQIUe)

359 They need to wall out all the people from non civilization.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (v7bpQ)

360 "All I could think of was get back to my car. I did
with the thug following me, I locked the door and pulled out my 40 cal
Glock 17 and quietly put it on the dash."


The Glock 17 is a 9mm.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:19 PM


Well of course it doesn't literally mean Glock 17s, only. It clearly refers to Glock pistols of all types.

Posted by: Pythonesque Pundit on the Mount at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (pLwjI)

361 358 I have a link to Couch Turner and Stream TV Me. That Zombie one, Grinder looks interesting.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:26 PM (v7bpQ)

362 They need to wall out all the people from non civilization.
Posted by: Boss Moss


Oh, the Left loves them some concentration camp walls.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:26 PM (9YDUz)

363 Z Nation I mean.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:26 PM (v7bpQ)

364 Either way, brandishing the weapon in a confrontation is a bad idea. Bad guy should not know your armed until he sees the flash.

Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2015 07:26 PM (fBkaR)

365 Haven't read a single comment so this has probably already been mentioned but the ban on carrying knives "without good reason" has an exception for "religious reasons".

So a jihadi in a killing mood can make like a Sikh and still carry a kirpan.

https://www.gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives

Posted by: jow at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (Oagtj)

366 316 Do not underestimate Eris when it comes to edged weapons!!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:13 PM (ftVQq)
----
Never underestimate my ability to do damage to myself and innocent drywall.

And speaking of scary guns, time to check out my DVR of "Badlands". I'm not a fan of wire-fu typically but I like the saturated colors.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (jR7Wy)

367 353 speaking of which fingernails Can be weapons. but i wouldn't really want to use them against a knife or gun.

but servicable
Posted by: willow

I've always thought there might be a market for carbon-fiber nail applications.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:23 PM (9YDUz)

Adamantium is superior.

Posted by: Lady Deathstrike at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (kpqmD)

368 He has only given 2 Oval Office addresses

1. Gulf Oil spill

2. End of military operations in Iraq

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (zOTsN)

369 The knife wielding passengers motive is unclear.

Posted by: The Media at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (2Ocf1)

370 I will pray to GOD that these victims are comforted by GOD.


I hope also those offended by my prayers stop and listen for GOD's WORD - or perish. Either or, I can't stir to care anymore for them.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (7O9ts)

371
Is it just me or does that dead female terrorist looka little like John Belushi?

Posted by: Bill R. at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM (jKUeC)

372 Does this man appear to be under the influence?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:28 PM (9YDUz)

373 365 Haven't read a single comment so this has probably already been mentioned but the ban on carrying knives "without good reason" has an exception for "religious reasons".
---
How about "ethnic pride"? *flicks stiletto*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:28 PM (jR7Wy)

374 anyway .. bah.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (YvRAm)
============================================

Willow - that's awful. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:28 PM (dFi94)

375 125 Do we really need too do the All Muslims thing?

Yes.

Because it's the religion. It's poisonous. They can ignore The Book, but it sits there, waiting for someone to come read it, and take it seriously.

Every.Deadly.Word.

And now we have a killer, waiting to strike, to murder in the name of his "god". He'll smile, he'll seem normal and quiet, until one day he shows up at a Christmas party with an AK-47 and a load of pipe bombs he made in his kitchen.

Oh sure, maybe *only* 10%-20% will become like that, so about 20,000-40,000 of the Muslims we let in just since 9/11. But the rest? Many vocally support and excuse. Many silently agree. Many support with supplies, money and contacts. And many, many more would like to see Sharia Law replace the Constitution.

We put our people in mortal danger, for what? To signal to "the world" that we're not "racist"?

Count me out.

Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 07:28 PM (VrdxH)

376 On the way to workplace violence.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:28 PM (v7bpQ)

377 eris i left out this was over six years, His new wife decided she wanted a brand new house.

sigh.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:29 PM (YvRAm)

378 Ha, Sunday's Page 3 girl looks keen for a bit of the old ultraviolence

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 07:29 PM (jT+gh)

379 lol grammie... I know how you feel. But this year I got my way.. I put up a Royals tree in honor of our boys. The kids love it. All the ornaments are hand made. I even found a site that sold Royals ribbon. And... *raising my glass of wine* here's to you!

Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 07:29 PM (5fvBZ)

380 >>He has only given 2 Oval Office addresses


Interesting. Seems like he's done more, but I guess it's because he prefers giving addresses in front of that WH hallway so that there's all those columns in the background, like when he announced bin Laden was dead. We know how much he digs the pageantry of columns...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 07:29 PM (NOIQH)

381 I stand by my statement that Obama will do more damage to this nation in his last year, than his first seven combined!

Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 05, 2015 07:30 PM (FbsNR)

382 Lucky the San Bernadino Jihadi had pipe bombs ready to go. How could he have known when the infidel would trigger him?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:30 PM (v7bpQ)

383 Barky and I are working out the funding a TSA style crotch search line in every train, bus and subway system across the EU.You can hide a knife any ware. It shouldn't cost more than 6 trillion US dollars per year. We expect the American tax payer will understand.
Sure, our FBI/NSA missed this Farook ISIS attack and cluster mucked the apartment bomb factory but it wasn't a total bust. Only a few crackers and some Jew were splattered. Barky and I had our butt plugs in and were safely bunkered in the limo. We have doubled the FBI's budget and the NSA's so that Difi and her husband will become more wealthy. Our system of checks and balances works.
Further, we DNC can bash those clingers into the ground. Sure, the Inland Regional Center was a gun free zone. Only two people were not playing by the rules. You can ask Queen Difi. We can expect more of the same with Barky's policies.
America sucks but DC is a great place to work and get rich. Good day.

Posted by: Barney F. at December 05, 2015 07:30 PM (FJH98)

384 Hubby has a trench knife just sitting in the cabinet.
I've been thinking of stashing it in my glove compartment. Good or bad idea?

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:30 PM (cbfNE)

385 Hey, the scandi's know what time it is.

https://www.facebook.com/svt/videos/997535296955725/

Posted by: sarahw at December 05, 2015 07:30 PM (3fTXW)

386 "The knife wielding passengers motive is unclear."

He didn't summon everyone to the snakbar?

Posted by: Titanium at December 05, 2015 07:31 PM (u9UgT)

387 "Stabbed in the ticket hall" is a euphemism for having your throat cut? Those silly Brits and their funny phrases.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 05, 2015 05:50 PM


Nora: I read where you were shot 5 times in the tabloids.

Nick: It's not true. he didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2015 07:31 PM (pLwjI)

388 And... *raising my glass of wine* here's to you!

Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 07:29 PM (5fvBZ)
============================================

Skal !

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:31 PM (dFi94)

389 anyway .. bah.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:24 PM (YvRAm)
---
Darn! So sorry! They call real estate a game but I think it's a blood sport.

Well at least it will be more attractive to prospective buyers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:31 PM (jR7Wy)

390 Police shot and killed a shirtless razor wielding bank robbery suspect in Miami today. He was white so I assume the story will be short lived.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (FkBIv)

391 what are you talking about? I was remarking on watching your 6
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich

at the drive up atm had a car pull up sharp behind me. looked him square and did my withdrawal. he didn't even go up next, just left. I'm convinced that saved me a problem.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich


Oh, 'withdrawal.' Sorry, I thought that was a euphemism.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (9YDUz)

392 The victim no doubt was harboring anti Islamic thought crimes.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (Jw/I+)

393 gramma it's life , it's just that life has been hitting me hard the last few mths, and well overwhelmed .

others have it much worse than i.

so i really shouldn't cry.

although i do, buckets.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (YvRAm)

394 Are these Cold Steel Spartans decent? Much better than my $2 Raptors from AN.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (v7bpQ)

395 https://www.facebook.com/svt/videos/997535296955725/ Video is at SVT.se (Swedish public TV) facebook page. They have a new first aid show just in the nick of time for dealing with bullet and knife wounds at the Ikea.

Posted by: sarahw at December 05, 2015 07:33 PM (3fTXW)

396 384 Hubby has a trench knife just sitting in the cabinet.
I've been thinking of stashing it in my glove compartment. Good or bad idea?
Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:30 PM (cbfNE)

Putting any legal issues aside for the moment, you want it to be located where it's quickly accessible to you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:33 PM (kpqmD)

397 Allah is a pig-shit eating demon worshipped by barbaric pagans.

FYI

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 05, 2015 07:33 PM (7O9ts)

398 so what about hat pins? you can get a dozen for like 5 bucks. i think a 4 inch spike behind the ear would do wonders. put a festive ball for a hilt and stab deep to a kidney....

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:33 PM (Cq0oW)

399 Sunday night Oval Office

JEF better not preempt the Steelers game.

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 07:34 PM (DL2i+)

400 Aren't there hand and a half bastard knitting needles?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:34 PM (v7bpQ)

401 Nick: It's not true. he didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Paul Harvey used to like to tell a story about a guy being shot in the fracas.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 07:34 PM (FkBIv)

402 OH willow {hugs}.. hope things get better honey.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 07:34 PM (5fvBZ)

403 eris it's a very nice house, i Cannot afford to live there anymore, But nothing is selling. economy ,high taxes.

so i think i'm done for.

but as i said 1st world problems i guess

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:34 PM (YvRAm)

404 Winter weather means boot knife season!
U G G boot knifes so plush!

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (jT+gh)

405 They do have a big problem with mentally ill people prowling the subways in GB. Some of those are immigrants, but it might be he is simply an incoherent nutcase and not a determined jihadi.

Posted by: sarahw at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (3fTXW)

406 I favor the ice pick myself. It has some history behind it.

Posted by: JEM at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (uRe+P)

407 Situational awareness -- It's not just a good idea, it's the law

(of survival)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 07:23

My son just turned 4. I look at him and go "no way was I that situationally unaware when I was 4." Maybe I was, but I don't know.

I always tell him, walk with your head up, pay attention to everything around you.

Posted by: traye at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (StSl7)

408 NYT now reporting Oval Office address is on terrorism and the broader threat

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (zOTsN)

409 NYT now reporting Oval Office address is on terrorism and the broader threat
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (zOTsN)

broader threat?

as in Obama and what his solution might be?

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:36 PM (YvRAm)

410 Putting any legal issues aside for the moment, you want it to be located where it's quickly accessible to you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:33 PM (kpqmD)

Hmm... somewhere in the car anyway.

Legal issue - I am in PA. I'm not sure. Bowie knives are legal, and it could be a bowie knife except for the knuckle guard.

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:36 PM (cbfNE)

411 The average Syrian IQ is 83. 85 used to be low enough to get you on the short bus. 70 now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:37 PM (v7bpQ)

412 Three big college games starting and no new football thread?

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 07:37 PM (vsbNu)

413 Paul Harvey used to like to tell a story about a guy being shot in the fracas.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 07:34 PM


Tough place to take a bullet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2015 07:37 PM (pLwjI)

414 Today, the NYT does a page 1 editorial, their first in 95 years. The very next day, TFG is going to give a very rare Sunday address.

hmmm, I wonder just what the topic might be.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 07:37 PM (gyKtp)

415 And speaking of scary guns, time to check out my DVR
of "Badlands". I'm not a fan of wire-fu typically but I like the
saturated colors.




Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:27 PM


The Malick flick?

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 07:38 PM (EWg9n)

416 Votermom,
you want something that doesn't look like a weapon, like an umbrella, or a cane.

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 07:38 PM (1ljSq)

417 There are Muslim groups that actively oppose the jihadis. Unfortunately, they are in the minority, and even more unortunately, the current US administration ignores them at best and denigrates them at worst.

And a lot of their potential support stays quiet because they know the assholes will kill them as soon as anyone else. And, after the Green Failed Revolution in Iran, they don't expect any support from outside (and they still aren't getting it).

There is a (big) problem with Islam, and either we go to war for an indeterminate amount of time against a much larger and more diffuse enemy, or we support the reformers.

We aren't supporting the reformers, we're mostly letting them swing while we support CAIR and terror mosques and just generally the worst people to support.

It is, as expected, utterly stupid.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 07:38 PM (bLnSU)

418 406 I favor the ice pick myself. It has some history behind it.
Posted by: JEM at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (uRe+P)

That was very popular in the neighborhood I grew up in.

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:38 PM (cbfNE)

419 The aristocracy in their infinite wisdom have also banned saps and other cosh type weapons in many places here in the U.S.
Word was that irish cops were artists , in many cases , with a sap .
Unfortunately for us, saps can also kill people quite easily if applied with vigor to the temple or other sensitive areas , so , no saps for most of the horde .
Sorry , it's really for the good of society .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 05, 2015 07:38 PM (mP1RE)

420 Jewells awhugs back srsly although i'm a mess, i remind myself how i won't go to jail or sell my kids into slavery/workhouse as they used to do.

because we really are fortunate to live in 2015 in america

crosses fingers.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:39 PM (YvRAm)

421 it's just that life has been hitting me hard the last few mths, and well overwhelmed .



others have it much worse than i.



so i really shouldn't cry.



although i do, buckets.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (YvRAm)
=============================================

You don't have to reach a particular number on the Crap Scale in order to justify crying. Crying is good. You don't need all that salt floating around in your eyes anyway.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:39 PM (dFi94)

422 NYT now reporting Oval Office address is on terrorism and the broader threat

I'm sure that's a truthful representation of the contents of the speech the same way any legislation with sounds of patriotism or safety in their titles are.

Posted by: Methos at December 05, 2015 07:39 PM (ZbV+0)

423
ISIS is here.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:39 PM (1JVC2)

424 If you make 59 and a half or have a really weak income year you can grab some 401K before it's nationalized and put in a lockbox.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:40 PM (v7bpQ)

425
Oval Office has been occupied by a terrorist since 2009.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:40 PM (1JVC2)

426 Willow I will pray that your house sells soon.

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:40 PM (cbfNE)

427 My son just turned 4. I look at him and go "no way was I that
situationally unaware when I was 4." Maybe I was, but I don't know.>>>

Does he have brothers? If you want a kid to always have situational awareness give them brothers. Sisters are good too they teach sneak attack and psyops.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 07:41 PM (wHX4r)

428 so Odumbass is going to drone on about guns on Sunday?

I predict he will tell Bimbo Lynch to turn off the FBI background check system until Congress passes "sensible gun control"

No background check system = no legal sales

Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 07:41 PM (uZNvH)

429 "How about "ethnic pride"? *flicks stiletto*"

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Posted by: Vizzini at December 05, 2015 07:42 PM (noWW6)

430 {{willow}}

I have to move soon as prices are skyrocketing here, unfortunately everywhere around here that's cheaper is a dump/dangerous AFAICT.

I have too much stuff and I have to get other people to carry it.

Sometimes our lives are a bit sad.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 07:42 PM (bLnSU)

431 Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:30 PM (cbfNE)

Get a tire iron. Either get the one that came with the car or if it's not good enough, buy one and keep it up front by the center console.

They usually have a pointy end that can be useful and the other end has the lug wrench socket so it's heavy.

It's handy to wack thugs with and it's can't be considered a dangerous weapon because it has a useful purpose of repairing your car. And you have a good reason for where it is; you forget once after you changed a tire.

So:

injured thug, no charges for deadly weapon possession and you're on your way. (a few tears and a confused look will also go a long way to help with that)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:42 PM (Xo1Rt)

432 The Malick flick?
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 07:38 PM (EWg9n)
---
Nah, it's a t.v. series on AMC called "Into the Badlands" with some sort of futuristic feudal society wherein everything is decided via chop-sockee throwdowns.

In the future, it's always either cage matches or katanas.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM (jR7Wy)

433

Trump tweets

"I wonder if Obama will say RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM"

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM (zOTsN)

434 Obama has had continual bad luck in his timing of official declarations and statements lately, hasn't he.

Posted by: sarahw at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM (3fTXW)

435
The Glock 17 is a 9mm.



Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:19 PM



You are right, mine is a 27. Stopped carrying it about five years ago.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM (jJRIy)

436 I predict he will tell Bimbo Lynch to turn off the FBI background check system until Congress passes "sensible gun control"

No background check system = no legal sales
Posted by: chemjeff


If'n you're referring to NICS, NICS is a three-day pass-or-go system.

Meaning, if no negative hits are found within three days, the FFL is free to release the firearm to the customer, IIRC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:44 PM (9YDUz)

437 Err, rather 'Fail or Go system'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (9YDUz)

438 394 Are these Cold Steel Spartans decent? Much better than my $2 Raptors from AN.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (v7bpQ)

I have a Cold Steel Rajah 3 and it's a great knife. Fully serrated and razor sharp out of the box.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (kpqmD)

439 Come on CLEMSON!! Beat the tar poots!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (jJRIy)

440 They do have a big problem with mentally ill people prowling the subways in GB. Some of those are immigrants, but it might be he is simply an incoherent nutcase and not a determined jihadi.

Posted by: sarahw at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (3fTXW)


Either way, it's still OK to shoot him if he is being violent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (+y3Tj)

441 Nah, it's a t.v. series on AMC called "Into the
Badlands" with some sort of futuristic feudal society wherein everything
is decided via chop-sockee throwdowns.



In the future, it's always either cage matches or katanas.




Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM



LOL. I see.

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (EWg9n)

442 Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:32 PM (YvRAm)

How far from PA are you? I may be moving due to increased lot rent. I have to sell my trailer first.

I'll move in and pay your mortgage thingy. I'm handy with tools too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (Xo1Rt)

443 In the future, it's always either cage matches or katanas.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM


Must have biiig problems in future.

Posted by: Hatori Hanzo at December 05, 2015 07:45 PM (pLwjI)

444 Merovign, fgs, i hate to think you have to deal with anything more than what's the most important thing you.

i have extra rooms here, this house i'm in now is ok, not a dream home by anymeans, but sufficient

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:46 PM (YvRAm)

445 Great news everybody!!



President Dumbass is giving an Oval Office speech tomorrow night at 8 PM.




Sunday Night Football or Dumbass....Sunday Night Football or Dumbass....I don't envy all of the tough choices Americans have to make....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 05, 2015 07:46 PM (AC0lD)

446 Heading off a backlash as multitudinous as his advisors, Obama will clear everything up tomorrow night.

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 07:46 PM (jT+gh)

447 Oh willow! I am terrible about praying but I have been trying lately and I will try for you too.

I send you many imaginary drinks through the internets!

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 07:46 PM (vmMMi)

448 434 Obama has had continual bad luck in his timing of official declarations and statements lately, hasn't he.

Posted by: sarahw at December 05, 2015 07:43 PM (3fTXW)

---
He and we'd be better off if he'd just crawl under a rock somewhere till January of 2017.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2015 07:47 PM (MbrzC)

449 Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 07:41

A little sister, and she is going to be trouble. I see it already, she's a danger baby, she's going to be like me get herself into so much trouble that she becomes the expert at getting out. She does already attack him. I say "dude, watch her, she's mean, pay attention or she'll attack you."

Posted by: traye at December 05, 2015 07:47 PM (StSl7)

450 "The average Syrian IQ is 83."

And with a ton of congenital physical and mental defects from the longstanding local practice of consanguineous marriage. Plus lots of AIDS and drug-resistant tuberculosis and other such goodies that will do wonders for America's collapsing health care system.

This time we're _literally_ getting the wretched refuse.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2015 07:47 PM (noWW6)

451 Bitter my home is in Ohio, Parma heights.

kind of a long drive, I'm in another state trying to make money (SW)

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:47 PM (YvRAm)

452 Also now I feel like need personal defense for girls knife recommendations.

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 07:48 PM (vmMMi)

453 Bob Costas and another dumbass on the same night?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:48 PM (v7bpQ)

454 You are right, mine is a 27. Stopped carrying it about five years ago.

That's the subcompact .40. I've thought about getting one as a backup to the Glock 23 I have. What do you carry now?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:48 PM (kpqmD)

455 The shoot out at the O.K. Corral is the most famous shoot out in the Wild West. Three people were killed and three were wounded. So back when everybody was armed to the teeth, killings were much less common.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)

456 Arm UK Police with guns!
iPad changes words on me!

Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2015 07:48 PM (sj3Ax)

457 How long before someone invents a clear, bullet proof, knife proof, attack proof bubble that everyone can use when they're venturing outside of their home?

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (9JJgN)

458 451 Bitter my home is in Ohio, Parma heights.

kind of a long drive, I'm in another state trying to make money (SW)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:47 PM (YvRAm)
----
"Parma!"

I used to stay up to watch The Ghoul as a kid.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (jR7Wy)

459 I send you many imaginary drinks through the internets!
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 07:46 PM (vmMMi)

ha, i might drink everyone of them !

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (YvRAm)

460 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:42 PM (Xo1Rt)

Good idea!

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (cbfNE)

461 428 >> No background check system = no legal sales

If the background check doesn't go through in 3 days, then the gun store can go ahead with the sale anyways.

http://gun.laws.com/background-check

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (gyKtp)

462 awl.

Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (ky+lN)

463 457 How long before someone invents a clear, bullet proof, knife proof, attack proof bubble that everyone can use when they're venturing outside of their home?
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (9JJgN)
---
It's called tequila, and it makes me invincible!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (jR7Wy)

464 If'n you're referring to NICS, NICS is a three-day pass-or-go system.



Meaning, if no negative hits are found within three days, the FFL is free to release the firearm to the customer, IIRC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 07:44 PM (9YDUz)

But if the NICS system isn't even on, then you can't legally sell a gun, right?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (uZNvH)

465 Portsmouth, Ohio is nowheres near a port.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (v7bpQ)

466
Religion of peas porridge hot
Religion of peas porridge cold
Religion of peas porridge in the...
{ stabby! stabby! stabby! }

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (BK3ZS)

467 Willow, sorry about the house situation. A buddy of mine got into a similar situation with a house he bought as an investment property with another guy who left him holding the bag if I recall correctly. He was stressed to the gills.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (kpqmD)

468 Well, I can consider myself lucky at least so far. we live in a nice home (not a mansion but it's nice) but the surrounding area is beginning to give me pause. We had our first murder here in several years. Young lady vacuuming out her car, got carjacked. They stabbed her to death and drove around in her car. Cops got them thankfully. Fucking shits were 14 and 15 years old. Happened not one block from my friends house.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (5fvBZ)

469 I hate the thought I have every time something like this happens, "why the f wasn't someone, anyone carrying a weapon?"

I can't wrap my head around "ehhh, it'll work out, and if it doesn't, I'll hide under a desk."


I feel like I'm blaming the victims. It SHOULDN'T happen, but damnit, it does happen. Be aware, be calm, be ready to respond. BEFORE shit goes all twisted

Posted by: traye at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (StSl7)

470 willow....bury a st. joseph statue upside down in the front yard.....also....de-clutter...wash all the windows so they are sparkling inside and out.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (0O7c5)

471 I predict that O'dipshit will demand that we let him be clear.

At that point we can all tune out.

I hope it's not about Gun Control. I don't believe that they can do much with an EO. To be effective and legal if would have to fall in some departments' current legally mandated authorizing law.

I don't believe there are any. He said himself they've been unable to come up with a legal solution.

That means that what he wants to do would get squashed by a lower court very easily and quickly.

He won't want that to happen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (Xo1Rt)

472 I wonder how much growing up in the 70s vs now helped my view of situational awareness. Nothing bad happening but Cops and robbers real life not video games crawling through the bushes on your hands and knees then suddenly jumping out or being caught by the other team. Younger guys at work think it's hilarious that I jump when surprised.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (wHX4r)

473 463 457 How long before someone invents a clear, bullet proof, knife proof, attack proof bubble that everyone can use when they're venturing outside of their home?
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (9JJgN)
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It's called tequila, and it makes me invincible!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (jR7Wy)

Good thing, since it also makes gals' clothes fall off.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:52 PM (kpqmD)

474 It's called tequila, and it makes me invincible!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (jR7Wy)

Somehow, I think you in an invincible mood would be downright scary!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:52 PM (ftVQq)

475 "..fellow witnesses were shouting at the suspect: "You're not Muslim."
/smfh

Posted by: VAR1ABLE at December 05, 2015 07:52 PM (We2zR)

476 Hold them horses, pardner. The OK Coral signals nothing but Rick Grimes's derelict parenting skills in the zombie apocalypse

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 07:52 PM (jT+gh)

477 I saw Twitter post that Jugears is going to speak at 8 pm EST.
Turn those televisions off.

Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2015 07:52 PM (sj3Ax)

478 Nah, Hrothie, I'm a happy hooligan!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (jR7Wy)

479 Above story is why we are wanting to move. Out of this fucking Jackson county. God I hate it here. This "little" town was 20,000 when we moved here in 86. Now it's almost 100,000. Too many people.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (5fvBZ)

480 Grime's .357 is badass. Some kind of snake. Cobra Python?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (v7bpQ)

481 How long before someone invents a clear, bullet proof, knife proof, attack proof bubble that everyone can use when they're venturing outside of their home?

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (9JJgN)
=============================================


"Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand."


Ephesians 6:13

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (dFi94)

482 As has been mentioned, Britain has had knife control since 1996 ("Offensive Weapons Act") and is working on beer mug control, with which drunk Brits like to smash each other's faces. Japan also has strict knife control, a few American tourists have ended up in jail for carrying pocket knives.

I think the moral is that good people don't need weapon control laws, and bad people aren't stopped by them.

Posted by: Socratease at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (2GbWn)

483 But if the NICS system isn't even on, then you can't legally sell a gun, right?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 07:50 PM (uZNvH)


Unless your State law says otherwise, no. It was written so that the Feds couldn't shut down gun sales by being non-responsive, specifically.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (bLnSU)

484
bury a st. joseph statue upside down in the front yard.

Will it turn into a money tree??

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:54 PM (1JVC2)

485 I've been reading a book all day & do not have TV or radio on & I have been here only a few times today.

Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2015 07:54 PM (sj3Ax)

486
...and this is why I said we ought to buy land in Wyoming and build an AoS compound..

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:54 PM (1JVC2)

487 NYT says the speech is about terrorism

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (zOTsN)

488 Insomniac
yes this wasn't an investment, it was my actual home. i mved to try to work and keep my head above water.

it worked until it didn't .
phoenix girl is that a christian thing i never read about? (jew here)

i do like clean windows though,

i hang prisms in them and the most spectacular light show occurs when the sun comes up.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (YvRAm)

489 in one of my kung fu classes I'd met briefly a woman who had been assaulted by a man wielding a cleaver. he'd come into their family store and attacked her mom first, she beat him off, he goes for her, mom jumps in etc etc. she was permanently lame in one leg.

so she decided to learn martial arts. she carries now of course. i guess if you're fighting for well everything and can't give up you can survive a brutal knife attack. but you won't come back the same.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (Cq0oW)

490 (a few tears and a confused look will also go a long way to help with that)

Not if you're still swinging the wrench.

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (DL2i+)

491 Saint Joseph of Aspirini?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (v7bpQ)

492 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (jR7Wy)

Like Al Capone with a smile AND an edged weapon!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (ftVQq)

493 Grime's .357 is badass. Some kind of snake. Cobra Python?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:53 PM (v7bpQ)


Cobra= compact .38 Special
Python= large-frame .357 Magnum
Anaconda= large-frame .44 Magnum

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (bLnSU)

494 Did you guys see the epic rant of former Rep. Joe Walsh to Loretta Lynch?

Yo, it's awesome.

http://tinyurl.com/j8ooazu

Posted by: Joanne at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (hgBpU)

495 No doubt climate change caused this attack. So, of course, everyone must surrender their knives.. or something like that....

Posted by: macleod at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (Qf5bp)

496 NYT says the speech is about terrorism
============================


It could be about pink potatoes doing a hula dance and I still wouldn't watch.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (dFi94)

497 Posted by: traye at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (StSl7)

It shows how restrictive the State laws have become. No one wants to carry and many don't try due to the difficulty and expense.

And also the locations have been where either guns are not allowed or the social atmosphere is negative towards those who own them. I think the guy in Colorado Springs was just lucky plus he ran into a building and barricaded himself in. and btw if Planned Parenthood feels so threatened, why didn't they have an armed guard? And better security?

Note the places that this shit doesn't happen.

There's a reason for that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (Xo1Rt)

498 455 The shoot out at the O.K. Corral is the most famous shoot out in the Wild West. Three people were killed and three were wounded. So back when everybody was armed to the teeth, killings were much less common.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 07:48 PM (Nwg0u)

Great Northfield Raid??? 4 Killed.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (qh617)

499 *waves at willow*


Alexthechick says hi.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (1xUj/)

500 And Black Jesus will be regaling us with still more of his surreal thoughts on islam and "terrorism".. woo-hoo!

Posted by: macleod at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (Qf5bp)

501 Merovign, well that is a relief
but I still wouldn't put it Obozo to pull some shenanigan like that
to refuse to allow legal sales of guns in some way

Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (uZNvH)

502 43 degrees in CLT for Clemson game. Brrrr.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (jJRIy)

503 Grime's .357 is badass. Some kind of snake. Cobra Python?

I forget. I'm just relieved he's no longer brandishing it like a lightning bolt coming from up on high Mt. Olympus. What rubbish.

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (jT+gh)

504 Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:54 PM (1JVC2)


The AoS gated and walled compound sounds better everyday!


Think of the skill set that would be within those walls!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (ftVQq)

505 488 Insomniac
yes this wasn't an investment, it was my actual home. i mved to try to work and keep my head above water.

it worked until it didn't .
phoenix girl is that a christian thing i never read about? (jew here)

i do like clean windows though,

i hang prisms in them and the most spectacular light show occurs when the sun comes up.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:55 PM (YvRAm)

That's a real downer willow, sorry about that. It must be stressful as hell.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (kpqmD)

506 They had 10# bags of taters for $1.50 at Aldi a ways back. 15 cents a pound? Cheap.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (v7bpQ)

507 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (KCxzN)

508
obama is gonna say that America's 'gun culture' is poisoning the innocent foreigners who come here and is spreading to other nations

the bottom line: obama wants us to be defenseless

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (1JVC2)

509 43 degrees in CLT for Clemson game. Brrrr.


Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (jJRIy)
===========================================

Sounds like Spring to me.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (dFi94)

510 How long before someone invents a clear, bullet
proof, knife proof, attack proof bubble that everyone can use when
they're venturing outside of their home?


Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 05, 2015 07:49 PM (9JJgN)


Hamster balls? There is a proto-type, but there are issues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVo8FzATac8

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (q2o38)

511 Bander, tell Alex I said Hi.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (jR7Wy)

512 Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 07:51 PM (wHX4r)

When you enter a room, do you visually clear it?

I know I've found myself sidling around corners and probing behind doors before entering.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:59 PM (Xo1Rt)

513 Alexthechick says hi.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM (1xUj/)

omg, tell her to come chat, i will even bring her the fresh bread i made earlier and share the wine Gramma gave me!

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 07:59 PM (YvRAm)

514 13 seconds into Z - Nation they announce the good news that the Parasite in Chief is dead.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:59 PM (v7bpQ)

515 This be old thread stank.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 07:59 PM (vsbNu)

516 ...and this is why I said we ought to buy land in Wyoming and build an AoS compound..>>>

Can I buy a small lot? My skill set is not conducive to working from home. But I would like a community* to bug out to instead of the cabin.

I know the left has ruined the word but it still has a real meaning.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 07:59 PM (wHX4r)

517 I never listen to a word from TFG.

I will read later about how gope leadership wants to work with President Imam.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (MQEz6)

518 Sounds like Spring to me.


Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (dFi94)

True, we are whiners.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (jJRIy)

519 Ex Pennsylvania State Trooper at seminar today said: "Carry every day, carry everywhere, carry every time you go out."

--

Until you cross over into New Jersey, where you will be arrested and sent to jail for ten years.

Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (VrdxH)

520 But if the NICS system isn't even on, then you can't legally sell a gun, right?
Posted by: chemjeff


It only reports negative hits, so AFIAK, after 3 days plus any local waiting period, the FFL can release the firearm.

Check Gnu's link above.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (9YDUz)

521 obama wants us to be defenseless

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:58 PM (1JVC2)


That's because you the ruling class will be safer that way!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (ftVQq)

522 Bander, tell Alex I said Hi.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta



She says hi back.

I made some slight harrumphing noises about all this intermediating and she said "you're totally my owl".

So, one does as one is bidden.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (1xUj/)

523 When you enter a room, do you visually clear it?>>>

Yes and I also like to sit with my back to a wall.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:01 PM (wHX4r)

524 The Wild West was a lot less wild than people's imaginations suggest. If we reported crime today like we talk about crime in the old West, we'd never report anything else.

Chemjeff, they will keep trying and failing, which is a sad part of life. Up next is probably an attempt at the no-fly list as a disqualifier and more national "feature restrictions," followed by attempts to expand psychological restrictions to include semi-official recommendations and whatever the rest of their idiot list is.

Won't affect crime at all, of course. Never does.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:01 PM (bLnSU)

525 tell alex i will rub her feet after she takes off the boots.

how can she say no?

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (YvRAm)

526
We could raise chickens and wabbits.

Stock the pond with catfish, I suppose.

And steer.



Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (1JVC2)

527 i guess if you're fighting for well everything and can't give up you can survive a brutal knife attack. but you won't come back the same.

I took a knife fighting class once, that was the take-away lesson: Nobody who gets into of a knife fight comes out unscathed.

Posted by: Socratease at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (2GbWn)

528 Until you cross over into New Jersey, where you will be arrested and sent to jail for ten years.

That's a good reason to never have any contact with New Jersey

Posted by: Methos at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (ZbV+0)

529 514
13 seconds into Z - Nation they announce the good news that the Parasite in Chief is dead.


Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 07:59 PM (v7bpQ)


When you want to win an audience over....
I really like Z-Nation. That's one of the few shows I watch these days.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (AC0lD)

530 504 Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 07:54 PM (1JVC2)


The AoS gated and walled compound sounds better everyday!


Think of the skill set that would be within those walls!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 07:57 PM (ftVQq)
----
Sign me up!

Remember: post-apocalyptic future is either cage matches or katanas. Or sometimes roving bands of marauding leather freaks with collander facemasks.

We'll need very high walls with lots and lots of flumes for the boiling oil.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (jR7Wy)

531 From the Daily Mail article.

"Evitri Payet said fellow witnesses were shouting at the suspect: 'You're not Muslim.' "

Some folks can't accept reality even when right in front of them.

Posted by: Yeah, Whatever at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (qyULy)

532 *sidles over to willow*

Hi.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (IrByp)

533
It's easy to live off the land. Isn't it?

All you need is water.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (1JVC2)

534 tell alex i will rub her feet after she takes off the boots.

how can she say no?
Posted by: willow



She's shooting giant tree rats online or something.

I'm the reporter, not the explainer.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (1xUj/)

535 Does anyone else here think universal carry when a lefty says common sense gun laws?

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (k0xxN)

536 Shutting down NICS would not only allow but encourage prohibited persons buying guns.

Which means they might try doing it, since it would be 100% counter-productive.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (bLnSU)

537 523 When you enter a room, do you visually clear it?>>>

Yes and I also like to sit with my back to a wall.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:01 PM (wHX4r)

I do the same thing. I start feeling physically uncomfortable if I sit with my back to a door.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (kpqmD)

538 So, one does as one is bidden.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:00 PM (1xUj/)
---
Why are we here, if not to serve Her Magnificence?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (jR7Wy)

539 Great article on what to do in an active shooter situation from The Art of Manliness. I think I could do some harm with a pen to the neck if I had to.

http://tinyurl.com/ppk2mbs

Posted by: Joanne at December 05, 2015 08:04 PM (hgBpU)

540 I hope willow wins the lottery.

And slides me a few hundred K when she does.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:04 PM (bLnSU)

541
"Evitri Payet said fellow witnesses were shouting at the suspect: 'You're not Muslim.' "

--

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 08:04 PM (cbfNE)

542 Ex-cop said today; if you get into a fist fight you're going to get hit, if you get into a knife fight you're going to get stabbed or cut, if you get into a gun fight you're going to get shot.

Face that fact and then ignore it and do what you have to do and don't worry about how bad the injury will be. It is what it is, just do your best.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:05 PM (Xo1Rt)

543 I love when alexthechick sidles. It's so sensually awkward.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:05 PM (bLnSU)

544 Tell the suspect that he is breaking the law.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 08:05 PM (v7bpQ)

545
What a stupid time to be alive.

For real.

Even the weather is stupid. It just won't get cold here.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:05 PM (1JVC2)

546 With all this talk of situational awareness:

I feel somewhat gratified that the world has degenerated to the point where my anxiety disorder should now be considered evolutionarily adaptive and functional.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (ZsN9X)

547 527 i guess if you're fighting for well everything and can't give up you can survive a brutal knife attack. but you won't come back the same.

I took a knife fighting class once, that was the take-away lesson: Nobody who gets into of a knife fight comes out unscathed.
Posted by: Socratease at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (2GbWn)

I've also heard it this way: you're both going to the hospital. The only question is which of you goes to the ER and which one goes to the morgue.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (kpqmD)

548 Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM


Pigs. Very low maintenance and virtual meat production factories.

Posted by: traye at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (StSl7)

549 Hi.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (IrByp)

i've missed you so, slides to your feet, a deal is a deal. unzips boots.


Merovign, me too! lol, and 1st thing is to spread so much cash around someone finds the key to your health.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (YvRAm)

550 528,

The Heytoni Indians are exempt from NJ gun laws.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (MQEz6)

551 Even the weather is stupid. It just won't get cold here.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:05 PM (1JVC2)
============================================

Hush. You'll jinx it.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (dFi94)

552 Does anyone else here think universal carry when a lefty says common sense gun laws?>>>

I usually think body bags when they say it. You have the right answer just not what will be the outcome from their speech.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:07 PM (wHX4r)

553 You're not Muslim

===

God damned LUTHERAN

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:07 PM (Cq0oW)

554 I need to go grocery shopping at daylight tomorrow, and you guys are not helping me.

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 08:07 PM (1ljSq)

555 I love when alexthechick sidles. It's so sensually awkward.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:05 PM (bLnSU)



I would be mad but that's rather remarkably accurate.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:07 PM (IrByp)

556 Pre game shit on ABC is THE STUPID.



Play damn football, stop the bull shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 08:08 PM (jJRIy)

557 The Heytoni Indians are exempt from NJ gun laws.

How?

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (KCxzN)

558 The guy shouting "You're not a Muslim"? I smell plant.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (jJRIy)

559 "The Heytoni Indians are exempt from NJ gun laws."

The bada bing "Hey, Tony".....'s?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (Br3YH)

560 Thank you, willow.


Here's a fun game for the Horde. Guess What Obama Will Announce Tomorrow!

I'll start.

No one on the no fly list or terrorism watch list can buy a gun.

Reinstate assault weapon ban.

Annnnnd go!

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (IrByp)

561 We'll need very high walls with lots and lots of flumes for the boiling oil.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (jR7Wy)


The advanced planning begins!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (ftVQq)

562 How can a law trump the bill of rights?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (v7bpQ)

563 537 523 When you enter a room, do you visually clear it?>>>

Yes and I also like to sit with my back to a wall.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:01 PM (wHX4r)

I do the same thing. I start feeling physically uncomfortable if I sit with my back to a door.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (kpqmD)

Yup... and if I'm actually at a bar? I stand... vice sitting on a barstool.... drives my Lady crazy....

Habit I picked up by being in WAY too many foreign ports...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (qh617)

564 also heard it this way: you're both going to the hospital. The only question is which of you goes to the ER and which one goes to the morgue.

===

she and mom went to the ER. he ran off. she just couldn't have her mom hacked to death in front of her and vice versa.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:10 PM (Cq0oW)

565 I clear my apartment when I return.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 08:11 PM (v7bpQ)

566 I need to go grocery shopping at daylight tomorrow, and you guys are not helping me.>>>

From my experience in the grocery store. They only let Zombie people with no awareness in.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:11 PM (wHX4r)

567 Clemson off to a great start.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:11 PM (vsbNu)

568 Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 08:03 PM (k0xxN)

I posted a comment elsewhere today.

I said; fine let's enact common sense gun laws.

Like:

shall issue concealed carry licenses
reciprocity for ccl licenses in all states.
no restrictions on where guns can be carried except private property (and only when signs are posted) and prison cell blocks or mental institution patient areas.
Cheap easy and quick licensing for CCl.
No liabilities civil or criminal in self defense cases presumption to be lawful action.
Retraction of unconstitutional restrictions on magazine size, removability and other appearance restrictions.
Proper gun safety in schools taught before sex ed.

Let's try some of THOSE common sense gun laws.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:11 PM (Xo1Rt)

569 Here's a fun game for the Horde. Guess What Obama Will Announce Tomorrow!

I'll start.

No one on the no fly list or terrorism watch list can buy a gun.

Reinstate assault weapon ban.

Annnnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (IrByp)

anyone that donated to a conservative .

anyone that comments here?

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:11 PM (YvRAm)

570 Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (IrByp)

And expect an immediate and immense growth in the no-fly and/or terrorism watch list!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 08:12 PM (ftVQq)

571 "I do the same thing. I start feeling physically uncomfortable if I sit with my back to a door."



The Wild Bill Hickok Syndrome.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:12 PM (V97LQ)

572 562 How can a law trump the bill of rights?


Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (v7bpQ)


Same way a 'Treaty' which was never signed by either the US, or Iran, can raise Congressionally mandated Sanctions ON Iran....

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 05, 2015 08:12 PM (qh617)

573 It shows how restrictive the State laws have become. No one wants to carry and many don't try due to the difficulty and expense.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 07:56 PM


*waves MA carry permit around*

*faces Beacon Hill, farts in their general direction*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2015 08:13 PM (pLwjI)

574 Merovign, me too! lol, and 1st thing is to spread so much cash around someone finds the key to your health.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:06 PM (YvRAm)


It's just seed cash, once the ball gets rolling... well, let's just say hundreds of thousands of people are waiting for thousands of hearts. A lot of people are working on it but they're focused on temporary solutions.

I would be mad but that's rather remarkably accurate.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:07 PM (IrByp)


A lot of guys are kind of awkward and think of women as so smooth and in control (yeah, socially, sometimes).

Being around an awkward woman is so comfortable it's ridiculous.

That's me explaining something to suck all the humor out of it. Which is awkward.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:13 PM (bLnSU)

575 Ace, this is why I think what you said yesterday--

"I don't really think Islam, per se, is responsible for Islamist violence."

--to my view, is nonsense. Violence is baked into the Islam cake. There is no separating violence from Islam. Given enough push, anyone who is a believing moslem will act violently. Those who do not act in violence, who turn away from violence, aren't moslems. They're non-observant moslems.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 05, 2015 08:14 PM (B8JRQ)

576 so I've got this wine voucher thing. buy 160+ worth and they spot 100 plus delivery. sounds eh. was thinking do it for gifts but i think it comes to like 6 bottles maybe.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:15 PM (Cq0oW)

577 Here's a fun game for the Horde. Guess What Obama Will Announce Tomorrow!



I'll start.



No one on the no fly list or terrorism watch list can buy a gun.



Reinstate assault weapon ban.>>>

Another fun game how high will canoe/boat rentals go for?

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:15 PM (wHX4r)

578 Clemson misses FG.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:15 PM (vsbNu)

579 553 You're not Muslim

===

God damned LUTHERAN
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:07 PM (Cq0oW)

Military grade assault Jello.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:15 PM (kpqmD)

580 Eh, knives can only stab one person at a time at a time.

-- But the President said "If we can save *ONE LIFE* with common sense gun control..."

Well, at least it isn't a *mass* murder situation.

--A mass murder is defined as three or more people. Some guy in China stabbed almost 10 people with a single knife a couple of years ago.

You need to just shut up because you're obviously a sexist, intolerant, xenophobic, homophobic, islamophobic, racist, bigot.


Posted by: PBJ5959 at December 05, 2015 08:15 PM (r1du+)

581 Here's a fun game for the Horde. Guess What Obama Will Announce Tomorrow!

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:09 PM (IrByp)


Deliberately shutting down NICS as Chemjeff suggested, but as a deliberate ploy to ensure prohibited persons get guns, expressly so they can claim criminals are buying guns (without saying it was because they shut down NICS).

Exactly like F&F, plan on guns being used in crimes so you can punish your political opponents for your own crimes.

Also, more idiot lecturing and lies about statistics. Mostly that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:16 PM (bLnSU)

582 If you haven't yet seen Christian McCaffrey play, now's your shot to see a white boy running back tear it up.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:16 PM (vsbNu)

583 One of the best things about krav maga is that they teach improvised weaponry .... anything pointy can stab, anything longer than wide is a bludgeon, anything at all can be used to deflect ....

A useful sap can be made from a stocking and a handful of change.
A full length, sharp, hard pencil can stab.
Never without these items (or similar), whatever else I may be carrying - and I carry quite a few things, take it for all-in-all.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:16 PM (+jyzN)

584
obama is gonna tell us who we are again

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:17 PM (1JVC2)

585
obama is gonna tell us not to live in fear

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (1JVC2)

586 I'm a little more worried about what idiot thing California is going to try next.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (bLnSU)

587 He'll beg us to let him be clear.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (Xo1Rt)

588 No one on the no fly list or terrorism watch list can buy a gun.


Anyone who served or currently serves in the US military, is white, and knows what the Gadsden flag is will be denied the right to purchase firearms. Anyone who does not immediately acquiesce to this new law is an Islamophobic bigot.

Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (GgxVX)

589 On the knife thing.

I have only once in my life done anything brave. Darkened stairway, NYC street, kid screaming in terror, sounds of a struggle.

To steel myself for running down the stairs I imagined a guy with a knife because I'm more scared of that than a gun.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (1xUj/)

590 Annnnnd go!

No fly zone in Syria (piloted by trannies making that John McCain angry face).

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (DL2i+)

591 guy in China stabbed almost 10 people with a single knife a couple of years ago.

====

its China. you can't turn around without elbowing 3 people in the throat

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (Cq0oW)

592
obama is gonna tell us to stop listening to folks on the radio and on tv

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (1JVC2)

593 What justification would they use to shut down background checks? If they say they can't properly assess who is a threat and who isn't - couldn't that same argument be used in regards to the Syrian refugees?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (dFi94)

594 "A full length, sharp, hard pencil can stab. "

It sure can. Real good and hard.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (DWqcN)

595 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (bLnSU)

Well luckily, Moon Beam's going on a trip (heh) so maybe things will stay as usual. (which is bad enough)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (Xo1Rt)

596 Ace and AtC on a Saturday evening?

Posted by: looks up in the sky for SMOD at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (H9MG5)

597 Advance copy of tomorrow's speech:

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest climate change battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore, you honkies. We will be united in our common interests, unless you're some kinda homophobe. Perhaps it's fate that today is not the Fourth of July, and you will once again be forgoing freedom... Not to tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but for acclamation. We are tweeting for our right to not live. To not exist but in Buzzfeed archives. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will go quietly into the night!" We will vanish without a fight! We're not going to live on as binary sexes! We're going to euthanize! Today we celebrate our Dependence Day!

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (jT+gh)

598 Remember when Jerry had hair?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (Xo1Rt)

599 Don't hold the end of the sock away from the toe and swing, most socks stretch too much. Hold it in the middle.

And be prepared for the suck to burst open on impact.

Just FYI.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:19 PM (bLnSU)

600 One of the best things about krav maga is that they teach improvised
weaponry .... anything pointy can stab, anything longer than wide is a
bludgeon, anything at all can be used to deflect ....>>>

Another part to situational awareness. What around me do I fear most? It then becomes the weapon against an attacker.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:20 PM (wHX4r)

601 How can a law trump the bill of rights?

Odumbo's understanding of the Constitution is "I get to do whatever I can get away with"

that's how

Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:20 PM (uZNvH)

602 Okay so should I stay in or should I go out to Fapplebee's?
decisions decisions

Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:20 PM (uZNvH)

603 couldn't that same argument be used in regards to the Syrian refugees?

Well, it could...if you were a bigoted Islamophobe. :/

Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:20 PM (GgxVX)

604 I believe there was a China Knife Assailant who killed 27 or 28 people.

Which, frankly, sounds exhausting.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (bLnSU)

605 A useful sap can be made from a stocking and a handful of change.
A full length, sharp, hard pencil can stab.
Never without these items (or similar), whatever else I may be carrying - and I carry quite a few things, take it for all-in-all.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:16 PM (+jyzN)


Pair of heels, lighter and small can of hairspray.

Also known as actual stilettos and a mini flamethrower.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (IrByp)

606 I was really hoping to get a revolver for Christmas. He better not mess that up.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (dFi94)

607 591 guy in China stabbed almost 10 people with a single knife a couple of years ago.

====

its China. you can't turn around without elbowing 3 people in the throat

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:18 PM (Cq0oW)


and his Wu Shu was strong...

Posted by: Old Oriental Gentleman at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (qh617)

608
Whatever President Obama says is just A-Ok with me.

Posted by: The Turtle at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (KUa85)

609 Barak-O-Bama will address the nation on terror in this country on Sunday. I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to his reassuring ums, ahs and reminder that none of this is Islamic violence. It was only a little workplace misunderstanding about the holiday season that got out of hand. Nobody should have mentioned Christmas without saying Ramadan was a more important celebration.

Posted by: Hank at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (aIt1F)

610 Fapplebees, Jeff. We've seen pictures of your cooking.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (bLnSU)

611 602 Okay so should I stay in or should I go out to Fapplebee's?
decisions decisions
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:20 PM (uZNvH)

--If you have cable, just stay in and cycle among the three championship games.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (vsbNu)

612 bing-effin-go, willyj

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (+jyzN)

613 You need to just shut up because you're obviously a sexist, intolerant, xenophobic, homophobic, islamophobic, racist, bigot.







Posted by: PBJ5959

We joke now, but in the future, you will be profiled by comments on Facebook, Twitter, blogs, etc. as part of a background check.

Part of the future of common sense gun control. The 2nd amendment will not be repealed, but will be eviscerated by idiotic regulation, as will the 1st amendment.

Face it, the governing class hates us, and wants us under their boot heel.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (+1T7c)

614
obama will instruct as to how we can defeat terrorism by being good supporters of his stupid and dangerous agenda

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (1JVC2)

615 I can't wait until he tells us that those who oppose his common sense gun laws are making common cause with Iranian clerics.

Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:23 PM (GgxVX)

616
Which, frankly, sounds exhausting.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (bLnSU)

ha, yeah i could do one bad ass with some one to help, two or more i'm going to need to call in some troops to hold my hand.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:23 PM (YvRAm)

617 We don't have Secret Service. We need arms.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2015 08:23 PM (v7bpQ)

618 Beard and Turtle will help Ebola all they can.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (MQEz6)

619 Okay so should I stay in or should I go out to Fapplebee's?
decisions decisions
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:20 PM (uZNvH)



*waves to chemjeff*

Go to Applebee's. The change of scenery will do you good.

Also the cooking thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (IrByp)

620
obama will assure us that his admin is doing everything to prevent these acts of violence...but shit happens

so, remember that in the next couple of weeks when a mall gets shot up

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (1JVC2)

621 obama will instruct as to how we can defeat terrorism by being good supporters of his stupid and dangerous agenda

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (1JVC2)

he will imply we need to give up hope and pay jizzya.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (YvRAm)

622 We joke now, but in the future, you will be profiled by comments on Facebook, Twitter, blogs, etc. as part of a background check.

Part of the future of common sense gun control. The 2nd amendment will not be repealed, but will be eviscerated by idiotic regulation, as will the 1st amendment.

Face it, the governing class hates us, and wants us under their boot heel.


Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at December 05, 2015 08:22 PM (+1T7c)

You already are.... all that info from FB and such goes to both its OWN surveillance programs, and also to Catalyst, the Progressive Database.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (qh617)

623 " Okay so should I stay in or should I go out to Fapplebee's?
decisions decisions"


Go. You might chat up some ol' gal.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (7wRP5)

624 As someone posted earlier this year (I think they were talking about bayonets at the time, but the crystalline clarity of the concept was memorable):

"one mind, any weapon".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:25 PM (+jyzN)

625 Okay so should I stay in or should I go out to Fapplebee's?
decisions decisions

Does the house still smell of burned bacon? If so, Fapplebee's it is.

Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:25 PM (GgxVX)

626 Also the cooking thing.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:24 PM (IrByp)

maybe they will let him experience the cooking space and show him how bacon is made.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:25 PM (YvRAm)

627 that none of this is Islamic violence.
TFG:Oh that Islam - Ooops.

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 08:25 PM (DL2i+)

628 608


Whatever President Obama says is just A-Ok with me.





Posted by: The Turtle at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (KUa85)


Oh, that reminds me. I went for a 3 hour and 20 minute run today...to a nearby lake and ran several streets in the town. The lake was really nice...a bunch of guys were there fishing.

But, this made me happy. I saw a "Turtle Crossing" sign. That's the first time I've ever seen one of those. It was a yellow caution road sign with three turtles and "Turtle Crossing" written on it. That made me laugh.....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 05, 2015 08:26 PM (AC0lD)

629 408 NYT now reporting Oval Office address is on terrorism and the broader threat.

Obama's very familiar with this, since he caused it.

Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 08:26 PM (VrdxH)

630 "I do the same thing. I start feeling physically uncomfortable if I sit with my back to a door."



The Wild Bill Hickok Syndrome.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:12 PM (V97LQ)

My dad would never sit with his back to a door. I never understood why, always seemed a little crazy but damn if he didn't have a point there.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 08:26 PM (cDs+4)

631 half the time, when i get the change out of my pocket and a shoe off, the guy has already left before i can put anything in the sock

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 05, 2015 08:26 PM (Cq0oW)

632 I can't wait until he tells us that those who oppose his common sense gun laws are making common cause with Iranian clerics.
Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:23 PM (GgxVX)



Oh sheesh I hadn't thought of that.

*adds to list*

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:26 PM (IrByp)

633 I start feeling physically uncomfortable if I sit with my back to a door."



The Wild Bill Hickok Syndrome.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:12 PM (V97LQ)


i sit facing the door with fingernails ready.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:27 PM (YvRAm)

634 A lot of those mass knifings in China are in grade schools. Kids didnt have a chance.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:27 PM (iQIUe)

635 Seriously, if he messes up my Christmas present, it's on.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (dFi94)

636 Look for Ofucksitck to EO bans on people on the "Terror Watch List" from buying guns and to EO the "Gun Show Loophole" this Sunday night.

And look for McConnel and Ryan to rush to the microphones and declare they're not shutting down the government over EOs


Fuck the SCOAMF and Fuck the GOP.

Trump/Cruz 2016 - FUCK YOU, WAR!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (WVvzl)

637
the raving reviews for obama's informercial are already written, as you know

Even David Brooks loved it! (I'm guessing).

But yeah, the speech or lecture or whining or whatever it will be by obama will "hit all the right notes" and be "one of the best addresses to the nations ever" and "perfect."

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (1JVC2)

638
Oh sheesh I hadn't thought of that.

*adds to list*
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:26 PM (IrByp

o sure - boots unzipped slid off, feet rubbed, maybe a slight kiss on arch, and i didn't even make the list!

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (YvRAm)

639 AtC - if ever fly again I hope you are on that plane with me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (+jyzN)

640
get it right:

Common.Sense.Gun.Safety.Laws.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:29 PM (1JVC2)

641 boots unzipped slid off, feet rubbed, maybe a slight kiss on arch,


Go on...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:29 PM (1xUj/)

642 Was it a multi-blade assault knife?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:29 PM (45oDG)

643 "I wonder if Obama will say RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM"

5th Amendment prevents self-incrimination.

Posted by: despair at December 05, 2015 08:30 PM (VrdxH)

644 @576 Bigby, if that's Naked Wines, it's an OK deal. They'll usually have one "selected" dozen that comes right in at the price point. Haven't had a real loser from them yet, although some were just "modest" good table wines. Couple, better.

They will put you on an e-mail promotion list, but you aren't joining a "wine club" automatically, and they don't pester constantly. Worth a try.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:30 PM (xq1UY)

645 I hope no one English speaks the truth about the Muzzie murders because in today's PC bizzaro world that's much worse than getting your throat cut by them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:31 PM (45oDG)

646 Go on...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:29 PM (1xUj/)


i would but family blog!

which has to be b.s. but uno.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:31 PM (YvRAm)

647 TD Clemson!

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:31 PM (vsbNu)

648 Look for Ofucksitck to EO bans on people on the "Terror Watch List" from buying guns and to EO the "Gun Show Loophole" this Sunday night.

And look for McConnel and Ryan to rush to the microphones and declare they're not shutting down the government over EOs


Fuck the SCOAMF and Fuck the GOP.

Trump/Cruz 2016 - FUCK YOU, WAR!!!
Posted by: Kreplach


The funny part is that an EO usiing the watch list would be an instant class-action lawsuit. And they'd settle because the lawyers who would get the first docket will be lefties who would just dump the settlement cash back into leftists non-profits.

The entirety of of our federal system is fraudulent. The GOP is complicit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 08:31 PM (9YDUz)

649 o sure - boots unzipped slid off, feet rubbed, maybe a slight kiss on arch, and i didn't even make the list!
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (YvRAm)



willow, sweetheart, you never have to worry about your place on The List.

The good list. Not the other one.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (IrByp)

650 My daughter* came into my room and asked, "Daddy, have you plugged the gun show loophole yet?"

So, tonight, I'm announcing that I am using my pen and phone to do just that, along with several other common sense gun control measures...




* don't ask me which one, I don't care, and can't keep track of that. It's not like they're really mine anyway.

Posted by: SCOAMF at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (H9MG5)

651

I told y'all what king obama said a few days ago.

obama said: "We need to search ourselves as a society...and make it harder, not impossible, but harder for people to get guns."


Search Yourself, obama.
I've got you common sense gun safety laws right here \ o /

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (1JVC2)

652 TD Stanford!

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (vsbNu)

653 Well logprof you are outvoted, guess I am going out to Fapplebee's

Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (uZNvH)

654 Obama to deliver rare Oval Office address Sunday on terror threat






I'm sure it's all our fault. He'll lecture us about high horses and the Crusades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (45oDG)

655
We must not give in to fear.

That is not who we are.

Therefore, I'm immediately increasing immigration from all muslim countries to 150,000 men between the ages of 18-35.

Good night.

And now I must receive a blowjob from The Turtle and later an act of love from Jeb!

Posted by: Preznit Cakeboy at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (KUa85)

656 Also known as actual stilettos and a mini flamethrower.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:21 PM (IrByp)
----
I've actually done the mini flamethrower thing. The effect on the psyche of thrower and throwee is ... bracing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:33 PM (jR7Wy)

657 Guess I should probably have some decent bacon before being shipped off to the camps tomorrow night after Odumbo's speech

Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:33 PM (uZNvH)

658 Passing by...

Am I getting ads for diapers because they were mentioned earlier for staunching wounds?

Watched the season conclusion of Dr Who. It was okay. But earlier, watched the 2nd episode of the Hopalong Cassidy tv show. Now, THAT was satisfying tv drama. Except, Hoppy should have strung up the bad guys instead of running them out of town. IMHO.

Posted by: mindful webworker - generally at December 05, 2015 08:33 PM (5/lDN)

659 It has really confounded me that terrorists have no inflicted more damage/death than they have so far. The only real explanation in my mind is we did the right things immediately after 9-11 Targeted killing by Army Range Finders ( I know wrong name but am blanking) in Afghanistan. The lead fuckers knew not to bring too much attention lest they die. So the lead guys need to keep death tolls low enough we keep sleeping. This lone wolf crap protects them from our capabilities.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:33 PM (wHX4r)

660 >>>boots unzipped slid off, feet rubbed, maybe a slight kiss on arch,


Go on...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:29 PM (1xUj/)<<<

Agreed!

Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 05, 2015 08:34 PM (H9MG5)

661 The good list. Not the other one.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (IrByp)


checks out list, yes i want this one.
yes the other list is just.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:34 PM (YvRAm)

662 649 o sure - boots unzipped slid off, feet rubbed, maybe a slight kiss on arch, and i didn't even make the list!
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:28 PM (YvRAm)
---
Well, fuck t.v.!

*pops popcorn*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:34 PM (jR7Wy)

663 and make it harder, not impossible, but harder for people to get guns."

Shit, I knew I should have bought that Glock I had my eye on Thursday.

Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:34 PM (GgxVX)

664 Earmuffs, kids. Now no more family blog. Proceed with the disgusting foot lewdness

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 08:34 PM (jT+gh)

665 653 Well logprof you are outvoted, guess I am going out to Fapplebee's
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:32 PM (uZNvH)

--I hope you can get the sound for one of the games. Maybe Big 10?

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:35 PM (vsbNu)

666 Guess I should probably have some decent bacon before being shipped off to the camps tomorrow night after Odumbo's speech
Posted by: chemjeff


Again, in the oven at 425, flip them once or as needed.

Or medium heat in a skillet.

No non-stick pans.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 08:35 PM (9YDUz)

667 Well, fuck t.v.!

*pops popcorn*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:34 PM (jR7Wy)

you think i'm shtupid? i know where the popcorn gets buttered.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:36 PM (YvRAm)

668

So after obama allows an ISIS woman into our country and she murders 14 innocents, obama says we need to "search ourselves as a society" and wants to take away our right to self-preservation.

I dont think so.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:36 PM (1JVC2)

669 My Obozo guess -- He will ban sales, online, of magazines with more than 10 round capacity. Maybe body armor too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:36 PM (gyKtp)

670 and btw, she has a lovely arch

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:36 PM (YvRAm)

671 willow.....st. joseph was a jew....so it should work for you too!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 05, 2015 08:37 PM (0O7c5)

672 I'm waiting for "common sense ammunition safety standards" to be announced.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 08:37 PM (ftVQq)

673 "Shit, I knew I should have bought that Glock I had my eye on Thursday."


Nothing will be immediate. Go get it on Monday.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:38 PM (r9HJ1)

674 He really, really wants an insurrection, doesn't he?

2016 is going to be a clarifying year.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:38 PM (jR7Wy)

675 Willow, I'm thick. You kissed the arch of your own foot? Why?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 08:38 PM (q2o38)

676 Bigby, I hear ya on that, I'm talking about last resort stuff here. Better things to have in your back pocket ? Affirm ! Back in the late 70's when the (then) girlfriends ex was hunting me down I had a 1/4 of a one pound bar of solder wrapped up in a bandanna.
Not prescribing specific stuff here, more of a generalized approach to the "weaponyness" (if you will) of the contents of your pockets.
NTTAWWT, right ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:38 PM (+jyzN)

677 yeah the "common cause with Iranian clerics" thing was pathetic coming from someone making common cause with Iranian clerics.

The hilarious part is that the clerics didn't cooperate very well, so it was Obama trying to support a Terror State (in violation of scores of laws) and he had to do it over their objections.

The best part is how the checks and balances in our form of government have completely broken down in favor of primitive tribal allegiances.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:39 PM (bLnSU)

678 I thought California already proposed ID check to buy ammo.

Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:39 PM (GgxVX)

679 Oh, and my guess: EO to restart the NSA spying to keep us safe.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 08:39 PM (q2o38)

680 phoenix, heh, i don't think i'm allowed to 'appropriate' that , but i'm so desperate, maybe a borrow ?

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (YvRAm)

681 I've actually done the mini flamethrower thing. The effect on the psyche of thrower and throwee is ... bracing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:33 PM (jR7Wy)



Go on . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (IrByp)

682
I'm telling you right now:

obama will include the so-called pp shooting tomorrow in his address so he can equate the two events

THAT pisses me off more than anything.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (1JVC2)

683 The asshats on Cbs keep calling San bernardino a mass shooting not a terrorist attack. And then comparing it to Sandy Hook!

Posted by: pj at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (cHuNI)

684 The Wild West was a lot less wild than people's imaginations suggest. If
we reported crime today like we talk about crime in the old West, we'd
never report anything else.






Are you kidding? Have you seen the adventures of Jim West and Artemus Gordon?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (45oDG)

685 "My fellow Americans, after days of soul searching, I have decided that the only way to prevent further senseless deaths is to surrender unconditionally."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:41 PM (xq1UY)

686 Kindltot
you have to scroll up i was kissing alex's arch

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:41 PM (YvRAm)

687 Willow, I'm thick. You kissed the arch of your own foot? Why?

Dude! Willow is hitting on alex.

Sit down and shut up.

*grabs popcorn*

Is the butter melted, Eris?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:41 PM (1xUj/)

688 No non-stick pans.>>>

Always wear pants when frying bacon! Oh you said pans sorry.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:41 PM (wHX4r)

689 Obama will close the hand grenade loophole as demonstrated by the latest New Yorker cover.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (FkBIv)

690 I used to carry a "cheater bar" *pipe that fits over a socket wrench to provide increased leverage* in my truck.

right next to drivers seat. legal, tool that doubled as a metal billy club. One whack from that and something was going to be broken. (never strike the head with a blunt instrument unless you WANT to kill. go for arms, legs, torso. More pain less actual damage.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (Xo1Rt)

691 Whew, getting hot in here!

*loosens collar*

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (kpqmD)

692 Dr. Scholls, you're our only hope. Help us in our desperate hour of need, surrounded by fallen women. It must be an Amazon Blackfoot Friday tribe

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (jT+gh)

693 "My fellow Americans, after days of soul searching, I have decided that the only way to prevent further senseless deaths is to surrender unconditionally."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:41 PM (xq1UY)

perfect

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (YvRAm)

694 OK, fair. I've seen AtC get arch.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (q2o38)

695 Again, in the oven at 425, flip them once or as needed.

Or medium heat in a skillet.

No non-stick pans.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 08:35 PM (9YDUz)

This is something I FINALLY figured out about cooking Teh Bakonz. Cast iron, all the way. I've been doin' it wrong for 50 years.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 08:43 PM (cDs+4)

696 Common Sense Knife Control has a long history in the Euro Zone.
"1669, King Louis XIV of France banned pointed knives in the street and at his table, insisting on blunt tips, in order to reduce violence.[2][3"


Posted by: UnR00ster at December 05, 2015 08:43 PM (3X3ZR)

697 I have a telescoping baton I keep in my car door. It's not spring loaded. So, I'm reasonably sure it's legal here.

Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 08:44 PM (GgxVX)

698
Willow, I'm thick. You kissed the arch of your own foot? Why?>>>

I'm going with a show of how limber she is.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:44 PM (wHX4r)

699 Nothing will be immediate. Go get it on Monday.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:38 PM (r9HJ1)
==============================================

You think it's okay to wait? I was thinking I would go in tomorrow after church, but somehow that makes me feel ..... I don't know. Just not right somehow. So Monday would be better if you think that's not going to be an issue.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 08:44 PM (dFi94)

700 I used to carry a "cheater bar" *pipe that fits over a socket wrench to provide increased leverage* in my truck.

right next to drivers seat. legal, tool that doubled as a metal billy club. One whack from that and something was going to be broken. (never strike the head with a blunt instrument unless you WANT to kill. go for arms, legs, torso. More pain less actual damage.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (Xo1Rt)



Officer, that's just my Mag light.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:44 PM (IrByp)

701 I thought California already proposed ID check to buy ammo.
Posted by: no good deed


Heh! Proposed?

Buddy, grab a seat...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (9YDUz)

702 *loosens collar*
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (kpqmD)

glass of wine?

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (YvRAm)

703 What always puzzles me is an event that happens in one state is the cause for laws in other states that never had that sort of attack?

Since when did we start proactive policing?

The left is so illogical I'm surprised they can maintain their numbers. It must be something to do with hormones. Once you get older you usually become immune to it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (Xo1Rt)

704 I have a telescoping baton I keep in my car door. It's not spring loaded. So, I'm reasonably sure it's legal here.>>>

Do they make selfie sticks like that?

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (wHX4r)

705 Barry's speech will be all about restricting the rights of Americans while reminding us that Muslims have been a part of the fabric of the country since day one and we shouldn't dare put one and one together and come up with two

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (45oDG)

706 Are you kidding? Have you seen the adventures of Jim West and Artemus Gordon?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (45oDG)


One of the best documentaries of the age, admitted, but seriously, how many actual murders is that over seveal *years*?

That's like a month in Baltimore.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (bLnSU)

707 Got to hand it to willow. She sure knows how to...market a house...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (xq1UY)

708 702 *loosens collar*
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (kpqmD)

glass of wine?
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (YvRAm)

Please. But I disclaim all responsibility for what happens after you ply me with alcohol.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (kpqmD)

709 Oh, and speaking of butter melting: I just pulled a loaf of bread out of the oven.
Who wants some whole wheat bread?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (q2o38)

710
I carry a mace in my car.

First shoot them. And then I grab the mace for fun.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (1JVC2)

711 So far "Into the Badlands" has a very high body count.

But no guns!

I thought star Daniel Wu looked familiar, and sure enough he was the captain in "Europa Report", which I liked very much.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (jR7Wy)

712 Officer, that's just my Mag light.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD



*looks at ten foot pole*


Nope. Not touching that one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 08:47 PM (1xUj/)

713 But remember.

We Must Protect Muslims at All Costs, so nobody ever tries to Exact Vengeance.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 05, 2015 08:47 PM (FrHC0)

714 Officer, that's just my Mag light.
Posted by: alexthechick ->>>

How long is a Nuclear powered Mag Light?

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:47 PM (wHX4r)

715 704 I have a telescoping baton I keep in my car door. It's not spring loaded. So, I'm reasonably sure it's legal here.>>>

Do they make selfie sticks like that?
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (wHX4r)

One you can use to beat the hell out of someone?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:47 PM (kpqmD)

716 Man you step out to watch an old movie and things start getting a little wild...

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 08:47 PM (vmMMi)

717 Last night I told the story of how I survived a traffic stop.without getting shot. This guy didn't get shot either but I think my technique was better.

http://tinyurl.com/z6d4f2b

I solved a long-term work problem the other evening and resolved it far better than I had any reason to hope. So I was . . . , what's that word? You know, that feeling I rarely get. Happy! Yeah, happy, that's it. I was happy so on the drive home I put some Cherry Poppin' Daddies on the stereo and was rocking out inadvertently causing my car to dance on the road. I'm sure you are all to mature and sophisticated to do anything like that. A state trooper apparently felt that this was inappropriate and turned on his overheads. He gave me a warning and let me go. And, strange but true, HE DID NOT SHOOT ME!


Cherry Poppin' Daddies.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqH3uliwJY

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 08:48 PM (Nwg0u)

718 Actually in principle a nuclear powered flashlight would be relatively small.
Just don't hold it between your legs.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:48 PM (uZNvH)

719 My fave is when the gun grabbers start explaining that we don't need knife control because you can't kill as many people with knives, we need to start asking what the specific number of people getting killed is that they're ok with before they decide something must be banned.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 05, 2015 08:48 PM (dLxaK)

720 You know, there need to be less women pawing all over each other in nightclubs and more in my living room, that's all I'm saying.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:48 PM (bLnSU)

721 711 So far "Into the Badlands" has a very high body count.

But no guns!

I thought star Daniel Wu looked familiar, and sure enough he was the captain in "Europa Report", which I liked very much.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (jR7Wy)

It's fun for a mindless actioner. Plus The Widow is really hot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:48 PM (kpqmD)

722 FG Stanford 13 USC 0

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:49 PM (vsbNu)

723 Officer, that's just my Mag light.

Is this for the weapon sub-thread or the double-entendre?

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 08:50 PM (DL2i+)

724 I hope Obama bans those multi-automatic weapons.

Posted by: CaliCongresswoman at December 05, 2015 08:50 PM (Moh0M)

725 "You think it's okay to wait? I was thinking I would go in tomorrow after church, but somehow that makes me feel ..... I don't know."


Oh, no. If they're open on Sunday and you want it, do it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:50 PM (8pHoB)

726 723 Officer, that's just my Mag light.

Is this for the weapon sub-thread or the double-entendre?

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 08:50 PM (DL2i+)

Yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:50 PM (kpqmD)

727 One you can use to beat the hell out of someone?>>>

Yes. If I make a camera/phone mount for the end of an asp it is suddenly legal right?

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:51 PM (wHX4r)

728 Is this for the weapon sub-thread or the double-entendre?

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 08:50 PM (DL2i+)



I'm sure I don't know what you mean, what with being a delicate flower of innocent virtue and all.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:51 PM (IrByp)

729 UNC 9 Clemson 7 after 1 quarter

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:51 PM (vsbNu)

730 *loosens collar*
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:42 PM (kpqmD)

glass of wine?
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:45 PM (YvRAm)

Please. But I disclaim all responsibility for what happens after you ply me with alcohol.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:46 PM (kpqmD)

ok, is anyone thinking they will kill us at this point?

that's the reason for the season.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:52 PM (YvRAm)

731 Every time I hear a liberal talk about guns I feel like standing up and applauding them for the genuine frontier gibberish.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 08:52 PM (bLnSU)

732 It's fun for a mindless actioner. Plus The Widow is really hot.>>>

It's the ginger part that gets you right? Does me.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:52 PM (wHX4r)

733 Ricardo Kill - Thanks

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 05, 2015 08:52 PM (dFi94)

734 I hope Obama bans those multi-automatic weapons.

Just the round ones!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:52 PM (xq1UY)

735 Obama's infomercial will consist of approximately 47 references to himself as "I", 14 as "me", and 9 as "my". He will also scold the great unwashed masses (that's us) for being racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, and not nearly as smart as he is. He will then tell us that he has a pen and a phone and whatever he decides to do, he's going to do because he only wants what's best for his legacy. I mean, for the American people.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 05, 2015 08:53 PM (cDs+4)

736 Who wants some whole wheat bread?
Posted by: Kindltot


Finally, someone else baking the bread!

Posted by: Little red hen at December 05, 2015 08:53 PM (FkBIv)

737 http://tinyurl.com/qb5qflt

Busted owl

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 08:54 PM (DL2i+)

738 680
phoenix, heh, i don't think i'm allowed to 'appropriate' that , but i'm so desperate, maybe a borrow ?

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:40 PM (YvRAm)
absolutely!....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 05, 2015 08:54 PM (0O7c5)

739 Kindltot, you here ?
Answer to your vinegar question near the bottom of garden thread.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:54 PM (+jyzN)

740 Christian McCaffrey ties Barry Sanders for most season all-purpose yards*



*There are more games thsi year than in 1988

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:55 PM (vsbNu)

741 Long gun free zone signs will be in short supply come Monday

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 08:55 PM (jT+gh)

742 732 It's fun for a mindless actioner. Plus The Widow is really hot.>>>

It's the ginger part that gets you right? Does me.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:52 PM (wHX4r)

It get things started. Then there's the tight outfit, stompy boots and badassery.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 08:55 PM (kpqmD)

743 @735 That's about right, but don't forget "my military" and "my secretary of ___".
Surprised he doesn't say "my congress" and "my senate." He could, you know.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:55 PM (xq1UY)

744 If UNC beats Clemson tonight, holy fuck will things be fun.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 05, 2015 08:56 PM (dLxaK)

745 "Ricardo Kill - Thanks"


No thanks required. I'm about half-a-tic myself from going and my getting me a sweet, sweet Mini-14. Even though I'll inherit one some day in the future and I've got a pretty decent bullet flinger already. Just a little extra security. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:56 PM (oIrzS)

746 If UNC beats Clemson tonight, holy fuck will things be fun.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 05, 2015 08:56 PM (dLxaK)



I kind of want that like burning.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:57 PM (IrByp)

747 How about a new gun law. Anyone that votes for Hillary or Bernie Sanders can't have a gun? Not for my protection but theirs they are clearly suicidal.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 08:58 PM (wHX4r)

748 746 If UNC beats Clemson tonight, holy fuck will things be fun.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 05, 2015 08:56 PM (dLxaK)


I kind of want that like burning.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:57 PM (IrByp)

--Looking as likely that Iowa beats Michigan State.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 08:58 PM (vsbNu)

749 Hell, Merovign. Ever hear a liberal try to give an objective definition of Fascism? Fiat money? Socialism? The cause of inflation? Funny stuff.

I think that modern liberalism is all about primitive tribalism because it is completely fact and learning free. Learning is negative because it leads to bad thoughts and takes energy away from the one true God, liberalism.

I think it was created as a way to avoid having to do all that hard learning previous generations had to do to become useful and successful.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 08:58 PM (q2o38)

750 Not gonna listen to The Fireside Speech tomorrow, but expecting the worst.

Trump/Cruz 2016 - FUCK YOU, WAR!!!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 08:59 PM (+jyzN)

751 Though it killed my soul, I was pulling for Florida against Alabama tonight just for the craziness that would have followed. I wanted both teams to lose.

Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 09:00 PM (GgxVX)

752 It get things started. Then there's the tight outfit, stompy boots and badassery.>>>

And they spend enough time showing the multi buckled boots of The Widow as she wildly kicks ass in tight leather.

Stupid concept but fun too watch.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:00 PM (wHX4r)

753 Hell, Merovign. Ever hear a liberal try to give an objective definition of Fascism? Fiat money? Socialism? The cause of inflation? Funny stuff.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 08:58 PM (q2o3


It's been a running gag for decades to ask a liberal who pays corporate income taxes.

90% of the time they can't, wither because they just won't think or because it screws with their zen too much.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:01 PM (bLnSU)

754 Officer, that's just my Mag light.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 08:44 PM


Ma'am...why is it vibrating like that?

Posted by: Officer Friendly at December 05, 2015 09:01 PM (pLwjI)

755 Found out over Thanksgiving dinner that an old Friend of the Family was from Clemson,so (insofar as I give a #*%&@), I'll be rooting for them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:02 PM (+jyzN)

756 752 It get things started. Then there's the tight outfit, stompy boots and badassery.>>>

And they spend enough time showing the multi buckled boots of The Widow as she wildly kicks ass in tight leather.

Stupid concept but fun too watch.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:00 PM (wHX4r)

Exactly. I ain't watching it for high art.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 09:02 PM (kpqmD)

757 4th down conversion by Clemson

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:03 PM (vsbNu)

758 They have motorcycles and electricity but they can't figure out guns.

Uh huh.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:03 PM (bLnSU)

759 Thank you Sock_rat_eez, I will look into that. In a good year I have extra fruit and that would be a good use for it.

I didn't realize the vinegar mother would freeze successfully.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 09:03 PM (q2o38)

760 Exactly. I ain't watching it for high art.>>>

Kinda weirdly spaghetti western. Just not sure yet who the good guys are yet.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:05 PM (wHX4r)

761 TD Clemson

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:05 PM (vsbNu)

762 "Kinda weirdly spaghetti western. Just not sure yet who the good guys are yet."


Watched a few episodes. Visually very good. Story is a bit of a stretch. Some future hybrid Western-Asian society with masters and slaves or some such.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (n+/qj)

763 758 They have motorcycles and electricity but they can't figure out guns.

Uh huh.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:03 PM (bLnSU)
---
Well they were banned, like Japan I guess, but it's really just a conceit to ensure that all fights are fu fights in leather jerkins and stompy boots.

Not complaining.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (jR7Wy)

764 weft-cut loop, thanks for trying so hard

why not non-stick pans?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (+4mdw)

765

This dead terrorist chick's whole family are a bunch of extremists and that didnt set off warning signals?

Americans are going to get slaughtered to placate the p.s. crowd.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (iQIUe)

766 Votermom.
Check state law. In my state, double-edge knives, sheath knives with a sharpened bevel on the top, and knives with a knuckle guard--trench knives, are forbidden even with a CHL. Not even in the car.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (lePNR)

767 And they spend enough time showing the multi buckled boots of The Widow as she wildly kicks ass in tight leather.

A summer of sweat drenched pants made my leather wallet a permanent biological hazard, a surefire instant-rash igniter. The Widow may be hands off for a few weeks after each bout

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 09:08 PM (jT+gh)

768 Remember this :

A Dead Muslim can vote Democrat just as easy as a living one can.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 05, 2015 09:08 PM (FrHC0)

769 Spider joke
http://tinyurl.com/pepsbux

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2015 09:10 PM (DL2i+)

770 * sniff *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:11 PM (9YDUz)

771 Check state law. In my state, double-edge knives, sheath knives with a
sharpened bevel on the top, and knives with a knuckle guard--trench
knives, are forbidden even with a CHL. Not even in the car.>>>

Yes dumb ass politicians make even how knives look a reason to ban them. Spring loaded switchblade bad gravity open knife OK. Fucking idiots.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:11 PM (wHX4r)

772 Uh oh. Obozo skipped his golf game today to talk San Bernadino with his security council.

IT'S THE END TIMES!!!!! PANIC!!!!!!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 09:12 PM (Nwg0u)

773 Is that a Mag Light, or are you just glad to see me?


http://tinyurl.com/h56owa7

Posted by: Mae West at December 05, 2015 09:12 PM (ftVQq)

774 760 Exactly. I ain't watching it for high art.>>>

Kinda weirdly spaghetti western. Just not sure yet who the good guys are yet.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:05 PM (wHX4r)

I don't think there are supposed to be any clear good guys.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 09:12 PM (kpqmD)

775 Kindltot:
Fresh seems to work better, (it sure fixed the problem with the mixed-miscellaneous-frozen-fruit-juices like hell-beating-tanbark) but the frozen seems to work okay too.... subject to the caveat that this is all based on a few years of empirical data-collecting .... I would be the last to say i am a Pro at vinegarmaking, I just do the best I can - and so far it seems to work ....
Feel free to ask about anything else about the process; I haven't gone into a lot of detail on the garden thread, but I have been keeping a lab notebook for several years now ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:13 PM (+jyzN)

776 772 Uh oh. Obozo skipped his golf game today to talk San Bernadino with his security council.

IT'S THE END TIMES!!!!! PANIC!!!!!!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2015 09:12 PM (Nwg0u)


OH NO HE DID-N'T!!!!!

Posted by: leftard at December 05, 2015 09:13 PM (vsbNu)

777 Stanford 13 USC 3 at the half

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:15 PM (vsbNu)

778 I kind of want that like burning.

Heh, ditto.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 05, 2015 09:15 PM (dLxaK)

779 "A Dead Muslim can vote Democrat just as easy as a living one can."


Hehehe....


The Japanese guy is right.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:15 PM (AAJxP)

780 Americans are going to get slaughtered to placate the p.s. crowd.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (iQIUe)


I was going to say that 3000+ in one day didn't wake us up as a nation, then I remembered, we aren't a nation anymore, more like a collection of stupid internally warring tribes beset by other more serious warring tribes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 09:16 PM (ftVQq)

781 I would watch the SCOAMF tomorrow night if I knew he was going to have a complete meltdown on-camera. Something like the episode of MASH with Harry Morgan, before he came back in the Col Potter role.

Maybe see SCOAMF stuck in a brain-freeze.

This is not hooeyare
not hooeyare
not hooeyare
not hooeyare
not hooeyare...

Posted by: mindful webworker - I can dream, can't I? at December 05, 2015 09:16 PM (5/lDN)

782 At the end the dumbass practically accused me of having some kind of Rambo complex.

May their chains rest lightly upon them. Your friends will pay the Jizya. Indeed, one might argue that they already are.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at December 05, 2015 09:17 PM (rwI+c)

783 why not non-stick pans?
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's


non-stick pans shouldn't be used for high-heat or greasy applications. the 'non-stick' silicon and non-stick compounds degrades.

non-stick pans are great for low heat stuff like pancakes, eggs, and warming up sticky stuff.

In fact, a non-stick sauce pan is the best vessel for scrambled eggs because you need low-and-slow heat in a non-stick surface.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:17 PM (9YDUz)

784 Dr. McCoy to the bridge.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:18 PM (MQEz6)

785 This dead terrorist chick's whole family are a bunch of extremists and that didnt set off warning signals?



Americans are going to get slaughtered to placate the p.s. crowd.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 09:07 PM (iQIUe)


Aaron Cohen (counter-terrorism expert) has said this country will pay dearly because of being so PC

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 09:18 PM (45oDG)

786 After reviewing the incidents of last week, I have determined one thing.

Gentlemen, there must not be a pipe - bomb gap!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama Smith at December 05, 2015 09:18 PM (+1T7c)

787 oh, don't even get me started on scrambled eggs

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:19 PM (+4mdw)

788 wait, you should cook pancakes on low heat?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:20 PM (+4mdw)

789
Dr. McCoy to the bridge.>>>

Who's Dead Jim?

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at December 05, 2015 09:20 PM (wHX4r)

790 Well, confine him!

Posted by: McCoy at December 05, 2015 09:21 PM (FkBIv)

791 Aaron Cohen (counter-terrorism expert) has said this country will pay dearly because of being so PC


Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 09:18 PM (45oDG)

Think liberal socialist Europe mixed with Baltimore plus Ferguson, and you'll have an good idea of our future our Progressives and LiVs have created for us!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 09:21 PM (ftVQq)

792 wait, you should cook pancakes on low heat?
Posted by: chemjeff


Medium-ish. Especially if you're using real butter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:21 PM (9YDUz)

793 "oh, don't even get me started on scrambled eggs"


Talk to some chicks, dude.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:22 PM (QUV/J)

794 The Ruskies and the Brits are bombing the ISIS oil shipments that are being laundered through Turkey.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:22 PM (MQEz6)

795 Traditional story:
linear timeline, conspicuous ethics, simple resolution

Modern story:
mostly linear timeline, tenuous ethics, muddled resolution

Postmodern story:
non-linear timeline, no discernible ethics or resolution

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 09:22 PM (jT+gh)

796 Posted by: Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama Smith at December 05, 2015 09:18 PM (+1T7c)

It is past time to close the pipe-bomb show loophole!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 09:22 PM (ftVQq)

797 Oh, and in re: improvised wearonry; don't even ask about the tools that live behind the seats in my car.
Numerous occupational wrenches, pry-bars, even a hatchet and full-size axe.
If Carrington Event @ or nuclear holocaust happened while i was on the road (and I do love road trips!) I could start rebuilding Western Civilization on the spot.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:23 PM (+jyzN)

798 "The Ruskies and the Brits are bombing the ISIS oil shipments that are being laundered through Turkey. "



Good.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:24 PM (QUV/J)

799 wait, you should cook pancakes on low heat?>>>

As with all your equipment you should "Learn" how it deals with all situations. Just hope the first lesson isn't deadly. only smiley I know

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:24 PM (wHX4r)

800 Isn't it funny that Terror Lady was "vetted" to no result for immigration, and it only took a few days after her mass shooting to find out she was a massive terror risk because of her previous history?

"Funny."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:24 PM (bLnSU)

801 Think liberal socialist Europe mixed with Baltimore
plus Ferguson, and you'll have an good idea of our future our
Progressives and LiVs have created for us!


Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 09:21 PM (ftVQq)



But they think they'll be immune and walled off from it. But the beast never stays where they want it to stay as evidenced by the BLM crowd storming the stage on comrade Bernie. It will get to the point where no one will be able to stop except with maximum force

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 09:24 PM (45oDG)

802 oops, tried to do a capital n2 there ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:25 PM (+jyzN)

803 Chemjeff, you getting a game over there?

Sounds like lots of Iowa fans at the Big "10" championship game.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:25 PM (vsbNu)

804 I am up to page 159 on EbaumsWorld.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:25 PM (bLnSU)

805 I generally cook pancakes on medium-high heat, using cooking spray not real butter, using a square griddle like this:

http://tinyurl.com/pk6vp7j

Is nonstick griddle okay for pancakes?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:26 PM (+4mdw)

806 logprof oh yeah the Big 10 championship game is all over here
man I hope Iowa loses

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:26 PM (+4mdw)

807 ha that was one hell of an interception by Mich State

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:27 PM (+4mdw)

808 wait, you should cook pancakes on low heat?
Posted by: chemjeff

Medium-ish. Especially if you're using real butter.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:21 PM (9YDUz)

on electric, use setting 6 on a cast iron flat pan 10 x 12 , you test pan with first pancake stream i usually give those to dog, when pancakes are bubbling on the top with browning of the pancake contact with actual surface turn them and repeat.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:27 PM (YvRAm)

809 It will get to the point where no one will be able to stop except with maximum force


Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 09:24 PM (45oDG)

The arrogance of the political ruling class is that they are sure they[/] will remain untouched by the fundamental transformation they have brought down upon us!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 09:28 PM (ftVQq)

810 806 logprof oh yeah the Big 10 championship game is all over here
man I hope Iowa loses
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:26 PM (+4mdw)


--I also.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:28 PM (vsbNu)

811 Did he schedule an oval office speech to compete against the NFL?

Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2015 09:28 PM (fBkaR)

812 Hah!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 09:28 PM (ftVQq)

813 TD UNC

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:29 PM (vsbNu)

814 chem don't put batter on pan until butter sizzles with contact

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:29 PM (YvRAm)

815 Next time, Hrothgar, next time...!

* points two fingers at eyes, points them at Hrothgar *

Posted by: The Barrel at December 05, 2015 09:30 PM (5/lDN)

816 you use butter?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:30 PM (+4mdw)

817 is nonstick spray okay?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:30 PM (+4mdw)

818 Is nonstick griddle okay for pancakes?>>>

Yes nonstick is Ok for pancakes. My Mom used a big nonstick griddle to cook pancakes for 6 kids and they were great. The only way to fuck up a pancake is to over or under cook it. If it tastes good to you you have done it right. Oh and that applies to all other cooking you do except if a woman you want likes it different.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:30 PM (wHX4r)

819 808,

Yup, and use real maple syrup, chemjeff.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:31 PM (MQEz6)

820 I shot a man on Gallifrey,
Just to watch him die.

... then regenerate.

Posted by: The Doctor in black at December 05, 2015 09:31 PM (H9MG5)

821 Dabo is really losing his shit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at December 05, 2015 09:31 PM (rwI+c)

822 okay well I think I am at least doing pancakes okay

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:32 PM (+4mdw)

823 man I hope Iowa loses

Mostly I want Iowa's Barky-voters to lose their right to host the first Republican caucus, or primary, or whatever the fuck it is.

Posted by: Alaric at December 05, 2015 09:32 PM (6FqZa)

824 Is nonstick griddle okay for pancakes?
Posted by: chemjeff @


That's the optimum surface. just keep it off high heat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:32 PM (9YDUz)

825 "funny"

yeah, I have often said that whether to laugh or cry about something is just a personal choice ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:32 PM (+jyzN)

826 /sock.

Although I fully support Zombie Visigoths to assume command of Iowa's Republican leadership.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 09:32 PM (6FqZa)

827 I can't sit with my back to a door in my own damn house. I have been that way since I was a kid.

chemmie, you seldom need the dials on your stove turned all the way to high for basic cooking. (Boiling water excepted)

And I personally hate non stick pans, but that's just me.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:33 PM (RuxkS)

828 chem i use actual butter for flavor.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:33 PM (YvRAm)

829 Maybe I will have blueberry pancakes tomorrow

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:34 PM (+4mdw)

830 Okay tomorrow's blog post will be on Lego guns.

Specially for TFG.

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 09:34 PM (cbfNE)

831 Although I'm supposed to be on a diet

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:34 PM (+4mdw)

832 Or make a Dutchbaby- in a black iron frying pan I hear, Greece with butter, make a rosette of sliced apples in pan sprinkle with cinnamon and let cook a few minutes. Then pore in pancake batter and cover cooking bottom a few minutes. Then place in pre heated oven baking top. Sometimes needs a broil to brown if you like it that way ( I do)
Maple syrup on top.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 09:34 PM (k0xxN)

833 Butter is good for pancakes, but you have to be careful because it can decompose, especially at high temp.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:34 PM (MQEz6)

834 landlakes butter.
ive never had a complaint, even from the little ones.

and they are mean! lol

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:35 PM (YvRAm)

835 but what the hell i'm already drinking beer at Fapplebees

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:35 PM (+4mdw)

836
Im at the gym...on a Saturday night...

deadlifting.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2015 09:35 PM (1JVC2)

837 eman true it burns faster

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:35 PM (YvRAm)

838 I just wanted to say I love my ceramic pan *so much*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:35 PM (bLnSU)

839 Soothsayer you seem to know a lot about fitness, maybe you could contribute a weekend fitness thread?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:36 PM (+4mdw)

840 Pancakes?! No more Footsie Fapjacks on the griddle?

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 09:36 PM (jT+gh)

841 wait, are we using electric or gas?

it really does matter

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:37 PM (YvRAm)

842 I'm not great with pancakes for some reason. Waffles are easier. But I don't really make either very often so I guess it doesn't matter

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 09:37 PM (vmMMi)

843 Green from Clemson ejected.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:37 PM (vsbNu)

844 There is a local cooking school that has a class that is supposed to be "cooking for absolute beginners", I think I will sign up for it

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:37 PM (+4mdw)

845 Hotcakes!

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at December 05, 2015 09:37 PM (rwI+c)

846 willow, my stove is electric with a glass cooking top

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:38 PM (+4mdw)

847 Lea, I like waffles too, but cleaning the waffle cooker is such a huge pain
plus I tend to burn those too :/

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:38 PM (+4mdw)

848 I make choc chip pancakes for the kid a lot.

Non stick pan, no grease.

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 09:38 PM (cbfNE)

849 The ceramic pans are okay; I have two, because I somehow warped the first one. I mainly fry tortillas in it, and use the other one to cook eggs.

But even with those, I feel like I'm steaming food more than frying/sauteing most of the time. They just don't seem to get hot enough.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:38 PM (RuxkS)

850 "Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:33 PM (RuxkS) "

I endorse everything you said without reservation !

And good for you, Soothsayer !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:39 PM (+jyzN)

851 Lea i until 2 mths ago made pancakes for 11, it's actually a cheap breakfast considering.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:39 PM (YvRAm)

852 Next: French toast.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:39 PM (MQEz6)

853 832 Or make a Dutchbaby- in a black iron frying pan I hear, Greece with butter, make a rosette of sliced apples in pan sprinkle with cinnamon and let cook a few minutes. Then pore in pancake batter and cover cooking bottom a few minutes. Then place in pre heated oven baking top. Sometimes needs a broil to brown if you like it that way ( I do)
Maple syrup on top.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 09:34 PM (k0xxN)


--LMAO I watched the Bob's Burgers Christmas episode last night where Linda wanted a Dutch Baby.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:39 PM (vsbNu)

854 Chemjeff I think you'd really enjoy a cooking class! A good class will even toss in a li'l basic chemistry!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:40 PM (RuxkS)

855 I'm on record here saying Iowa was ridiculous as a ranked team, but, they are doing real well against Michigan State.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:40 PM (NH3eg)

856 Or make a Dutchbaby- in a black iron frying pan I hear, Greece with butter






Don't let the Greeks anywhere near your butter. They'll waste it all and demand more

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 09:40 PM (45oDG)

857 I'm not great with pancakes for some reason


Flip them when they're bubbling at the corners but don't wait til they're bubbling all the way across.

Thank god this isn't the ONT. Maet got mad at us for ignoring his links and talking about cooking steaks last week.



*still on the phone with alex. Offered to flirt with willow for her, but she wants to do it on her own*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 09:40 PM (1xUj/)

858
A fitness and diet thread would be nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2015 09:40 PM (1JVC2)

859 In response to NYT editorial, Martin O'Malley calls for gun confiscation by executive order if Congress doesn't act. http://ow.ly/Vx44u

==============
How the fk can you cancel the constitution by executive order or congressional act??? This is BS.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (iQIUe)

860 Bandersnatch yeah I had to swear never to talk about cooking again on the ONT :/

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (+4mdw)

861 Now eggs that is a different story. My Aunt used a cast Iron pan where she would cook the bacon first and then the perfect over easy eggs. I have never been able to replicated her skill. But she is still alive so I get to enjoy it once in a great while. Though it should be said I don't remember ever getting something from her kitchen which wasn't fucking awesome.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (wHX4r)

862 Huh. I definitely fry (and occasionally burn 'cause I'm dumb) things in my ceramic pan. It's a cheapie, too.

Just so easy to clean it's redonkulous.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (bLnSU)

863 You guys still at it?

*sniff sniff*

There's something rancid here.

This thread is 4 hours old and turning green and drippy.

Time for a fresh ice cold one.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (Xo1Rt)

864 chen, hmm my stove is electric substandard, so maybe start at 5 setting, hit the pan with spatula after ten minutes with butter sizzles well add batter.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (YvRAm)

865 Ooooh, French toast.

I make a version using croissants, Grand Marnier, and orange juice then serve it with dark chocolate shavings spinkled on top.

Lawsy.

But plain ol French toast is good, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (RuxkS)

866 Bandersnatch tell alex I say hi and if she comes and visit I will take her stompy boots shopping

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (+4mdw)

867
Jew Toast is very good. You use day old challah bread.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 09:43 PM (iQIUe)

868 That's dedication, Sooth. I signed up to run a couple of races in the spring. Kind of coasting right now. Thanksgiving is, umm, weighing heavily on me.

Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2015 09:43 PM (GgxVX)

869 Hubby keeps wrecking my non stick pans by turning the heat too high. I finally warned him when I got the most recent one.

Posted by: votermom at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (cbfNE)

870 Yeah, this thread been stank for a while.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (vsbNu)

871 >>them when they're bubbling at the corners but don't wait til they're bubbling all the way across.

Huh. I hadn't heard it that way. Will try sometime. Thanks!

I think my pan is terrible so that's probably part of it.

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (vmMMi)

872 "How the fk can you cancel the constitution by executive order or congressional act??? This is BS.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!"

^^this^^

Also, let

butter

be added to the ritual litany of:

870
1911
longbow
Mary Anne

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (+jyzN)

873 Bandersnatch tell alex I say hi and if she comes and visit I will take her stompy boots shopping
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:41 PM (+4mdw)



Go on . . . .

By the by the NY Daily News has decided to go to plaid on asshole status.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (IrByp)

874 Chemjeff at Applebee's... ah, tradition. As I've said before, I think that's where I came in, years ago.

*

The Doctor in black at December 05, 2015 09:31 PM

Posted by: mindful webworker - still a father at December 05, 2015 09:45 PM (5/lDN)

875
*still on the phone with alex. Offered to flirt with willow for her, but she wants to do it on her own*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 09:40 PM (1xUj/)
haha i spoke to my spouse on phone (at work) he said ,
'i hope you will save some energy for me' i said , and this is what my health care looks like .He laughed.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:45 PM (YvRAm)

876 alexthechick you're welcome to come visit anytime

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:45 PM (+4mdw)

877 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:41PM (bLnSU)

Oh I have burned plenty in both of mine. I can burn things just fine, just not get them regular crispy.

I don't really know how to explain what I mean.

They do clean like a dream though.

Unless you burn Wesson oil to a gummy state around the rim, then you're Pure-D fucked.

Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:45 PM (RuxkS)

878 The refs are desperate to give the game to Clemson.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at December 05, 2015 09:45 PM (rwI+c)

879
I ate a lotta cheesecake in the past 10 days.
Gotta live.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2015 09:45 PM (1JVC2)

880 An Obama EO and active resistance against it could be the thing that changes everything.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:46 PM (MQEz6)

881 Hubby keeps wrecking my non stick pans by turning the heat too high. I finally warned him when I got the most recent one.

"Dammit, you ruined another pan of mine!!"

"Well actually I meant to talk to you about that. Here's the thing--"

**bong**

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 09:46 PM (ntObR)

882 Hey everybody. Just waitin' on the ONT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 09:46 PM (ntObR)

883 NY Daily News has decided to go to plaid on asshole status.
Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (IrByp)

of course they did.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:46 PM (YvRAm)

884 I make a version using croissants, Grand Marnier, and orange juice then serve it with dark chocolate shavings spinkled on top.

Lawsy.

But plain ol French toast is good, too.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


French Toast with powdered sugar is Kid crack. I remember going to restaurants just hoping they had "French Toast."

That and potato cheese soup.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:46 PM (9YDUz)

885 All you need to be a good cook is a hipster douche haircut, and lots of tattoos (especially full sleeves, and neck tats).

... or so it seems on all those cooking contest shows.

Posted by: Guy's Chopped Top Chef Grocery Game Knife Fight at December 05, 2015 09:46 PM (H9MG5)

886 You guys still at it?
*sniff sniff*
There's something rancid here.


There's a foot fungus among us. Oh, wait--smells like cheese, so no worries. It's just lust gangrene

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 09:47 PM (jT+gh)

887 Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:46 PM (9YDUz)

Oh yes indeed, I always felt like it was very fancy food, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:48 PM (RuxkS)

888 Wow, got a nasty head cold.

("How nasty IS it, Johnny??!!??")

My nose just volunteered to run a 10k.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 09:48 PM (ntObR)

889 #KnivesLivesMatter

Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at December 05, 2015 09:48 PM (Dwehj)

890 "By the by the NY Daily News has decided to go to plaid on asshole status."


Making the Jewish victim a villain too.....yada, yada, yada.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:48 PM (bL4vM)

891 By the by the NY Daily News has decided to go to plaid on asshole status.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 09:44 PM (IrByp)


Increase to LUDICROUS SHILLING!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:48 PM (bLnSU)

892 "880 An Obama EO and active resistance against it could be the thing that changes everything."

Ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:49 PM (+jyzN)

893 Hi folks - jumping in again w/no comment reading...

So what's up with the SB attacks suspect that was detained before the two were shot?

I just saw that referenced on another site and remember hearing it on scanner feeds but haven't heard anything about him/her/xit since. I got a few good conspiracy theories already when I googled but nothing about just who he was and if or when he was released.

Posted by: jow at December 05, 2015 09:49 PM (Oagtj)

894 ChemJeff maybe switch to Waffles.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zdamem2

Similar mix but very consistent once the time is figured out..

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:49 PM (wHX4r)

895 My daughter is making cookies.

Her cookie-fu is strong.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (MQEz6)

896 btw, he thinks alex is the bomb.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (YvRAm)

897 I'm seriously questioning the NYDN's business model.

How does it work, in New York City, to stupidly and gratuitously attack the Joos?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (1xUj/)

898 Anybody here ever tried buckwheat pancakes?

Do they really taste better?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (ntObR)

899 I think I will be having some form of breakfast food tomorrow. Oohhhh!!! I could have baileys with coffee! But I would have to go buy some now because blue laws...

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (vmMMi)

900 806 logprof oh yeah the Big 10 championship game is all over here
man I hope Iowa loses


Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:26 PM (+4mdw)

It was on 1 screen out of 4 at the Chili's in La Vista. I will forgive your Iowa hatred since you are a native Husker..... but only barely.

Posted by: pookysgirl is a diehard Hawkeyes fan at December 05, 2015 09:51 PM (K27gs)

901 Bandersnatch, E-Z.

1. Set up press in NYC
2. Use every issue to slander Jews
3. ????
4. Profit!!1!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 09:52 PM (ntObR)

902 TD Clemson Tigers

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 09:52 PM (vsbNu)

903 Lea, my entire county is dry, we have to drive 20 miles to get likker!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:52 PM (RuxkS)

904 btw, he thinks alex is the bomb.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (YvRAm)


*blushes*

Tell him thank you.

Posted by: alexthechick - we don't deserve SMOD but so deserve Cthulhu at December 05, 2015 09:52 PM (IrByp)

905 alex'i should probably add for being such a good sport in these trying times.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:52 PM (YvRAm)

906 I'm seriously questioning the NYDN's business model.

How does it work, in New York City, to stupidly and gratuitously attack the Joos?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Masochism. On both sides.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 09:53 PM (FkBIv)

907 Best way to cook an omelet if you're a spazz like me: using a corning ware glass rectangular dish (even a pie dish), crack your eggs in it and scramble, add addons and then microwave that thing until done. two eggs with a tad of milk takes about a 4 minute setting on an average oven.

Now it's not as good as a pan done omelet but I've never had success doing them so this works for me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:53 PM (Xo1Rt)

908 "How does it work, in New York City, to stupidly and gratuitously attack the Joos?"


Well, according to J.J. and NGU they are a bunch of self-hating deniers in NYC, so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:53 PM (oFpcs)

909 derit -
that's not what gangrene smells like .....

know you're joking, but that's important stuff to know now that we're in Obamacare Country (specially if you're over 60 .... ).

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:53 PM (+jyzN)

910 alex, he gets it.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:53 PM (YvRAm)

911 What's the Las Vegas line on an early ONT?

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 09:53 PM (0hRK1)

912 btw, he thinks alex is the bomb.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (YvRAm)

She's small but explosive?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (Xo1Rt)

913 Anybody here ever tried buckwheat pancakes?

Do they really taste better?
Posted by: qdpsteve


Yes, it's a bit more 'grain-like'. I've only had them at Good Earth.

Better is not the word I'd use. Different?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (9YDUz)

914 898,

I have. They are okay.

Kinda like wheat bread vs. white bread.

YMMV.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (MQEz6)

915 Anybody here ever tried buckwheat pancakes?



Do they really taste better?>>>

They taste different. Not better not worse in my opinion. Just different. But I don't have much of an opinion on white vs wheat either.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (wHX4r)

916 Best way to cook an omelet if you're a spazz like me: using a corning ware glass rectangular dish (even a pie dish), crack your eggs in it and scramble, add addons and then microwave that thing until done.

Covered or uncovered?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (FkBIv)

917 Oh God potato cheese soup. Darnit, I don't think I have the ingredients for that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (bLnSU)

918 >>dry, we have to drive 20 miles to get likker!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 09:52 PM (RuxkS)

Half of Arkansas is dry but not where I live!!!

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (vmMMi)

919 So the DOJ is going to investigate the "arrest" of clock boy? WTF?

Posted by: donna at December 05, 2015 09:55 PM (/dSsq)

920 Ah, we're on to breakfast foods now. See, this is why I mention it when I haven't read the comments first.

love this place

Posted by: jow at December 05, 2015 09:55 PM (Oagtj)

921 Melange menage!

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 09:55 PM (jT+gh)

922 I could barely perch on a barstool in the stiletto stompy boots The Widow wears in "Badlands", yet she is doing backflips and mowing down assassins like a ginger threshing machine.

I can see practice is needed.

For the Dark Times, you know.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 09:56 PM (jR7Wy)

923 913,914,915 all agree we have scientific consensus.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 09:56 PM (wHX4r)

924 She's small but explosive?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (Xo1Rt)

and cuter than a bugs ear, smart, not afraid.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:56 PM (YvRAm)

925 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (FkBIv)

Doesn't matter as far as I can tell.

The egg won't boil over unless the sides of the dish are really low (like a pie dish maybe)

by the time it gets hot enough to swell up to the edge, it's solid.

Watch the timing or it will be rubbery.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:56 PM (Xo1Rt)

926 Mom used to make buckwheat pancakes, I thought they were the best ever ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:57 PM (+jyzN)

927 was just listening to "generation landslide" by alice cooper on youtube (saul stein berg lyrics) and on the way heard "billion dollar babies" and someone commented that donovan was the other singer on that song! i never knew that.

anyways, has anyone ever been to an alice cooper concert? how was it?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 09:57 PM (WTSFk)

928
Remember: post-apocalyptic future is either cage matches or katanas. Or sometimes roving bands of marauding leather freaks with collander facemasks.

We'll need very high walls with lots and lots of flumes for the boiling oil.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (jR7Wy)





Don't forget the assless chaps. Can't have an apockeyclipse without assless chaps.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 09:57 PM (o98Jz)

929 All Hail Eris, you're going to do martial arts in stilettos?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 09:57 PM (+4mdw)

930 alright the stiletto boots i will do, the rest is on you other girls.

causes tried.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:58 PM (YvRAm)

931 Buckwheat, btw, is the source of the japanese liquor sochu. Which is weirdly close to the korean soju ... But don't say that in front of any japanese or korean.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 09:58 PM (9YDUz)

932 Just want to remind everyone that not all Muslims are terrorists.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 05, 2015 09:58 PM (rJnvs)

933 cause tired* damn spell thingy

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 09:58 PM (YvRAm)

934 but all terrorists seem to be Muslims.

Square that circle.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:59 PM (Xo1Rt)

935 All Hail Eris, Michigangsta !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 09:59 PM (+jyzN)

936 897 I'm seriously questioning the NYDN's business model.

How does it work, in New York City, to stupidly and gratuitously attack the Joos?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (1xUj/)

Stupid asses vote D everytime...

Posted by: Doom Rider at December 05, 2015 09:59 PM (ck8TA)

937 As long as they're outside the West, muslims can be whatever their little hearts desire

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (jT+gh)

938 Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 09:54 PM (vmMMi)

Yea, the counties around us are slowly voting it out, but I am up near the MO border, and they takes their Churching very seriously up here; very seriously indeed. I think it's sweet.

In fact, we went to a living nativity Thursday night, most adorable thing ever. I got all teary eyed. They had an actual camel. Not too shabby for Podunk!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (RuxkS)

939 Has anyone mentioned that Islam is the Religion of Peace? That's an important take away as well.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (rJnvs)

940 by the time it gets hot enough to swell up to the edge, it's solid.

Watch the timing or it will be rubbery.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:56 PM (Xo1Rt)
----
We still talking about pancakes?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (jR7Wy)

941 And not all pans are stickless.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (FkBIv)

942 TD USC and Trojans take the lead.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (vsbNu)

943 alex, he never comments here just watches me lose my mind.

just for the record

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (YvRAm)

944 "generation landslide could describe some of today's inanities and infirmities.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (WTSFk)

945 Just want to remind eveyone that not all dogs are puppies.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 10:01 PM (MQEz6)

946 Well it is Saturday night. What else ya gonna do but talk about pancakes, waffles, and eggs.

I'm here, what does that tell you.

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:01 PM (0hRK1)

947 >>In fact, we went to a living nativity Thursday night, most adorable thing ever. I got all teary eyed. They had an actual camel. Not too shabby for Podunk!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM (

Aww! Cute.

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (vmMMi)

948 not going to jinx it

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (9YDUz)

949 So the DOJ is going to investigate the "arrest" of clock boy? WTF?

Posted by: donna at December 05, 2015 09:55 PM (/dSsq)


This kind of hate must be stopped in its tracks before peaceful Muslims become victims of Islamophobic backlash.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (2TUVm)

950 eman, puppies at heart when they chewing on your couch.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (YvRAm)

951 Do we have any doctors among us, or nurses, or anyone who knows about the newish drug scheduling laws??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (RuxkS)

952 Okay I think I want this for Christmas

http://tinyurl.com/oq9jtus

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (+4mdw)

953
The tactics used by the daily news works...

on Republicans.

Half of them will think twice before they issue 'thoughts and prayers' next time because theyre weak.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2015 10:02 PM (1JVC2)

954 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 09:59 PM (Xo1Rt)

I think there might be an illustrative way to diagram that problem!

Posted by: John Venn FRS, Sc.D. at December 05, 2015 10:03 PM (ftVQq)

955 945 Just want to remind eveyone that not all dogs are puppies.
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 10:01 PM (MQEz6)


--This just in: Not all that glitters is gold.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 10:03 PM (vsbNu)

956 TEmpo is increasing, I'm sensing a race to the 1k because numerals have power.

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:03 PM (0hRK1)

957

Please clean you plate, dear.
The Lord above can see ya.
Don't you know people are starving in Korea?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 10:03 PM (FkBIv)

958 My Ex wife was a terrible cook. But it was more every time she had to cook she bitched about it. A good cook is someone that keeps doing it and learns then serves with no comment or at least no ( I may have done this bit wrong comment) Do and you will learn just like shoot and you will hit better. or sew or drive or talk...

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 10:03 PM (wHX4r)

959 Not all weekdays end in "WHY?!".

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 10:04 PM (jT+gh)

960 The Express's editor, Brave Sir Robin, has bravely explained to would-be commenters on that article "Sorry, we are unable to accept comments about this article at the moment".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 10:04 PM (6FqZa)

961 If you've been bitten by snakes before, you tend to be leery of them. Even if they're non-poisonous because by the time you can tell, you might be bit already.

Yet being afraid of Muslims somehow is mean and evil.

When we see daily what they are capable of, what they say they wish to do to me and mine and yours and that you can see proof of their words by their actions.

How do you NOT be afraid of a Muslim?

What sort of twisted logic in your head allows you to think; "oh I can trust THESE Muslims"

When the odds are against you being correct.

Now we used to be able to say that in this country but thanks to the crypto Muslim in Chief he's brought that pleasure of fear and worry to our shores for us to enjoy.

I want them to be surveiled, I want radical Mosques identified and shut down. I want radical followers to be deported and if citizens I want them in jail.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 10:04 PM (Xo1Rt)

962 *bunny ears*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 10:04 PM (9YDUz)

963 "Unable", they say. Well gosh darn, they would allow comments but they just can't.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 10:04 PM (6FqZa)

964
525 tell alex i will rub her feet after she takes off the boots.

how can she say no?

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 08:02 PM (YvRAm)










Bow-chick-a-wow-wow.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 10:05 PM (o98Jz)

965 Not all retrievers are golden.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 10:05 PM (FkBIv)

966 anyways, has anyone ever been to an alice cooper concert? how was it?



Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 09:57 PM



Hmmmmm... in what way?

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 10:05 PM (EWg9n)

967 What sort of twisted logic in your head allows you to think; "oh I can trust THESE Muslims"

when you judge people as individuals?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 10:06 PM (+4mdw)

968 brats in battalions
they're ruling the street scene.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:06 PM (WTSFk)

969 Christian McCaffrey is a beast.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 10:06 PM (vsbNu)

970 "http://tinyurl.com/oq9jtus"


That's one Hell of a Bunsen Burner.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 10:06 PM (x83pT)

971 TD Stanford

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM (vsbNu)

972 I have a new pancake mix to try out. I have Celiac disease, so all my "flours" are hilariously complex and often taste - sub-optimal.

This brand makes meh noodles but shockingly good (expensive) bread. Like actual, real, fool-you bread that doesn't taste strongly of baking soda.

I have not tried their bread for French Toast yet, Udi's bread dissolves in egg - but I haven't tried "bagel french toast" yet and their bagels are denser...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM (bLnSU)

973 Not all retrievers are golden.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr


Are there such beasts as 'Navajo White Retrievers'?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM (9YDUz)

974 Alice "Batman" Cooper, you took my advice on theatricality a bit literally

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM (jT+gh)

975
Some day there WILL be a muslim boy who detonates a bomb in class.

Not maybe.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM (1JVC2)

976 966 otho: in what way? well, was the music and production as good as the albums, or just a bunch of noise and flash.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM (WTSFk)

977 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 10:04 PM (Xo1Rt)

Stereotypes continue exist not because people are "-phobic" but because they are limbic brain survival instinct based and thus always contain a grain of truth. Not infallible mind you, but you ignore them at your peril!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 10:08 PM (ftVQq)

978 898 Anybody here ever tried buckwheat pancakes?
Do they really taste better?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 09:50 PM (ntObR)


I think they do. They have character and more flavor than the regular ones. There's something compelling about buckwheat, its low tones and elusive sweetness. Buckwheat noodles (soba) are popular in Japan, for good reason.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2015 10:08 PM (iMxBJ)

979 "Bow-chick-a-wow-wow....."


This is getting weird.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 10:08 PM (na9uK)

980 continue to

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 10:08 PM (ftVQq)

981 Timing is everything.

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:09 PM (0hRK1)

982 Linda Stasi at the NYDaily News says the messianic Jew is as bad as the terrorists. Total moral equivalence

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 10:09 PM (zOTsN)

983 Martin O'Malley, Jerry Rivers, SCOMF, NYSlimes - all so much wiser than the authors of the Constitution.

War.

Posted by: mindful webworker - founding son at December 05, 2015 10:09 PM (5/lDN)

984
The best way to learn how to cook pancakes is to watch Green Acres.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 05, 2015 10:10 PM (RcpcZ)

985 Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 10:06 PM (+4mdw)

But again back to my analogy, you have to get close to them to find out. And by then you might have become a target.

Look at the guy that befriended this farook character. He's now pushing up daisies because he tried not to judge the guy with generalities.

Forgive me but I'll do some profiling and if that means I wind up without any Muslim friends, the so be it. I think I live through the loss.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 10:10 PM (Xo1Rt)

986 How much of the constitution can Obama erase in his speech Sunday night?

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:10 PM (0hRK1)

987 Pro tip for microwaving omelets, or eggs in general: always whip them real good with a fork or a whisk. The fluid in eggs contains no dissolved air. Zero, zilch, nada. Dissolved air is what allows water, or water based fluids to begin boiling gradually. As the water heats up, some of that dissolved air comes out of solution as tiny bubbles. Those bubbles create space where steam can form, making the bubbles bigger. No dissolved air, no tiny bubbles. The egg white gets hotter, and hotter, and eventually it all exceeds the boiling point, and continues to get hotter. And eventually one tiny corner flashes to steam, and the whole thing does, instantly. Result: a steam explosion that will coat the whole interior of your microwave with egg goop. It's like a test tube "bumping". Chemjeff ought to get that reference.


I sometimes make "coffee mug omelets". Crack an egg into a china or tempered-glass coffee mug. Whip it; whip it good. Stir in some shredded Cheddar. Nuke it until it rises 2 inches or more above the brim of the mug, and shut the micro off. The omelet will shrink back some, but will still be nice and fluffy. And the mug cleans up easily.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2015 10:10 PM (+y3Tj)

988 i know "alice" does the horror show/ theatricality thing, but they did make some good songs. i was wondering if any of that, the music, was there, too.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:11 PM (WTSFk)

989 Linda Stasi at the NYDaily News says the messianic Jew is as bad as the terrorists. Total moral equivalence

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 10:09 PM (zOTsN)


Did the bitch-whore say how many people he murdered?

Oh, none? WELL, WELL, WELL.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 10:11 PM (bLnSU)

990 967 What sort of twisted logic in your head allows you to think; "oh I can trust THESE Muslims"

when you judge people as individuals?


What's that backlog gonna look like?

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 10:11 PM (jT+gh)

991 How much of the constitution can Obama erase in his speech Sunday night?

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:10 PM (0hRK1)


What is this Constitution thing of which you speak?

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 10:12 PM (ftVQq)

992 I use Parkay margarine when I cook pancakes. I am fat and I love margarine.

Posted by: Sheila J. Lee at December 05, 2015 10:12 PM (Moh0M)

993 Nothing is stopping the nice Muslims from ratting out the not nice ones.

Where are the protests?

Why is CAIR their spokesman?

Why do they only speak up when they want to bitch about us?

If nice Muslims end up getting shit because of what the bad ones are doing, fuck them, they had their chance.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 10:12 PM (MQEz6)

994 "The best way to learn how to cook pancakes is to watch Green Acres."


They cooked 'em on the tractor engine, didn't they.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 10:12 PM (HuCgO)

995 Wait, Linda Stasi? STASI, as in East German Secret Police Stasi?

Are we sure this isn't a sock?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 10:13 PM (bLnSU)

996 Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 10:09 PM (zOTsN)

What in the actual fuck?? The one that was killed in SB?? What can she possibly mean by that?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2015 10:13 PM (RuxkS)

997 Too soon, too late...

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:13 PM (0hRK1)

998 The best way to learn how to cook pancakes is to watch Green Acres.
Posted by: Ed Anger


You can make a head gasket out of the extra batter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 10:13 PM (FkBIv)

999 Linda Stasi>>>

Does she carry Makarov?

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 10:13 PM (wHX4r)

1000 Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 10:12 PM (MQEz6)

If it walks like a duck...

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 10:14 PM (ftVQq)

1001 Victory at last!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2015 10:14 PM (ftVQq)

1002 Alberta Oil Peon, they aren't rubbery?

i won't mention the time i tried to hard boil eggs with my new microwave eons ago.

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:14 PM (YvRAm)

1003 "Linda Stasi at the NYDaily News says the messianic Jew is as bad as the terrorists. Total moral equivalence"


Except he didn't murder 14 people, so, yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 10:14 PM (nto2x)

1004 ONT is up

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 10:14 PM (9YDUz)

1005 I coulda been a contenda

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 10:15 PM (0hRK1)

1006 "pain is just weakness leaving your body"

And on that note I would like to announce that :
- having been commenting for the last couple of hours;
and
- having been nipping at the Bottle of Cheap Scotch at my elbow;

I am Bloody Well Drunk as $&l%! and wish the Horde, 'rons & 'ettes all, a good night.
Vitamins, aspirin, lots of water and a few hours of Blessed Uncosciousness await !
Confusion to our enemies !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 10:15 PM (+jyzN)

1007 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2015 10:10 PM (+y3Tj)

Now that's good info there.

I didn't realize the thing about the air cause I always beat the heck out of eggs when I do scrambled or an omelet. I also use just a tablespoon or two (per two eggs) of milk to smooth the eggs a bit and you're saying that helps keep them from exploding.

So it might be better to cover them anyway, just in case.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 10:15 PM (Xo1Rt)

1008 Okay this B1G championship game is quite boring, still only 6-3 score, in middle 3rd quarter

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 05, 2015 10:15 PM (+4mdw)

1009 has anyone ever been to an alice cooper concert? how was it?


I saw Suzi Quatro open for Alice on the Welcome to my Nightmare tour in '74.

Good show.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at December 05, 2015 10:15 PM (rwI+c)

1010 otho: in what way? well, was the music and production as good as the albums, or just a bunch of noise and flash.




Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:07 PM


Short answer? Noise and flash... However, their playing was impressive, actually very good. Saw it back in Coop's heyday with most of the best lineup. It was very entertaining, a great show. Unfortunately, the high quality of the studio production, recording and takes of his stuff was such that a live attempt was bound to come up short. It just sounded so much less than the studio recordings., for a number of reasons... including tempo changes. It didn't matter how loud of ferocious they tried to do the tracks, it didn't come close to the original recordings. Not the band's fault... AC set himself an extremely high bar to reach.

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 10:16 PM (EWg9n)

1011 when you judge people as individuals?
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's



*fistbumps chemjeff*


Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 10:17 PM (1xUj/)

1012 Does she carry Makarov?

In fairness, who doesn't?

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at December 05, 2015 10:17 PM (rwI+c)

1013 Linda is a freakshow we must watch because i don't know!, the death of the messianic guy was an excuse for the man to murder 13 others?

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:17 PM (YvRAm)

1014 And not all pans are stickless.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 10:00 PM


Well seasoned carbon steel. Ftw!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (pLwjI)

1015 I saw Suzi Quatro open for Alice on the Welcome to my Nightmare tour in '74.

OMG! Suzi Quatro on the cover of Rolling Stone in '74 was a...um...formative influence on me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (1xUj/)

1016 Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:14 PM (YvRAm)

I got this little dealy that lets you hardboil eggs in the microwave. Only 4 at a time. It's shaped like an egg (it's so cute) and you put water in the bottom and they come out boiled.

I bought it when I was dying for a hardboiled egg but all I had was a microwave.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (Xo1Rt)

1017 nice multi-tasking thread:

- politics

- pancakes

- football

i thought alice cooper would fit right in.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (WTSFk)

1018 Fistbump, bump uglies. But everybody lives. It's why we had states in the first place

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (jT+gh)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (Xo1Rt)

1020 yikes

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 10:18 PM (1xUj/)

1021 You owe me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 05, 2015 10:19 PM (Xo1Rt)

1022 Bander to the Barrel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2015 10:19 PM (+y3Tj)

1023 I still would love a post-apocalyptic series that went back to steam engine technology and match-locks shading into flint-locks, and minimal cannon, mostly 1500's level and the leather-cannon style made out of bound up wood staves.
Make some argument that Iron casting is not up to snuff, and there is a serious copper shortage.
Now there is a world with a need for swords, pikes and phalanxes. Essentially the Three Musketeers' style of fighting.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 10:20 PM (q2o38)

1024 bitter , if only i had known.

new post don't be willowed!

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:20 PM (YvRAm)

1025 eman, they exist, they fought alongside us in Iraq and they have organizations for outing and fighting the terrorists, but the jackass leftists avoid talking about them except to make excuses for the terrorists - *and* they've under constant death threats *and* they're a minority.

They're kind of like Rodney Dangerfields.

The Mu'tazili and Gulen and MCC and other reform groups exist but they get minimal support in the ME because of the "hostile work environment" and minimal in the West because the big institutional charities and governments are run by "multiculturalists" who are in terminal denial about political Islam.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 10:20 PM (bLnSU)

1026 It's a willowed Barrel.

I get out early, right?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 10:20 PM (1xUj/)

1027 Damit I got willowed.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2015 10:21 PM (bLnSU)

1028 Bander your firstborn is the price, or throw a penny in the barrel for being willowed

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:22 PM (YvRAm)

1029 It's often overlooked just how awesome the production on his classic run of albums and singles really was. Good luck trying to recapture that, live.

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 10:22 PM (EWg9n)

1030 "Rules are made to be broken" is the order of the age

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 10:22 PM (jT+gh)

1031 anyways, has anyone ever been to an alice cooper concert? how was it?

Teed right up. Boy have I been waiting for this one.

YES.

I saw Alice Cooper open for Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes.
Raceway Park, 1969.

This was before Alice Cooper had any "hit tunes." It was Grand Guignol rock, with quite a lot of just plain noise but a lot of drammer. Alice Cooper was one of the first to climb the light towers, on purpose, as part of the act. Remember, this was before glam-rock, so it was pretty impressive. I would compare it to Arthur Brown setting his head on fire. Of course, the act is different now.

I reviewed it for my high school paper and got in a shit load of trouble.
Nugent played matching white Gretsch Country Gentlemen in those days, up against each other, but what I'll never forget is Andy Solomon singing "Mississippi Murderer."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 10:22 PM (xq1UY)

1032 Merovign. smiles

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2015 10:23 PM (YvRAm)

1033 otho:

thank you. actually, that's true for most rock groups. very few meet their albums level (e.g. led zeppelin)

pink floyd did and more.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:23 PM (WTSFk)

1034 What if from now on, all around the country, every time Fedex makes a second-time-this-week delivery to someone's neighbor named Mohammed, 9-1-1 gets called?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 05, 2015 10:23 PM (wTdKZ)

1035 Willow, I grew up in Middleburg Hts, but now live in RI. Curiously, I was at a party last summer here, and found out the wife of a guy I sail with was also from Parma - small world!

Sorry to hear of your RE troubles...

Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 05, 2015 10:25 PM (Efl1C)

1036 amboy dukes? journey to the center of your mind?
been there done that!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:26 PM (WTSFk)

1037 All chaps are assless. If chaps have asses they're called pants.

Posted by: Hank at December 05, 2015 10:27 PM (aIt1F)

1038 Kat Timpf on Gutfeld. I want more.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 05, 2015 10:27 PM (wTdKZ)

1039 I still would love a post-apocalyptic series that went back to steam engine technology and match-locks shading into flint-locks, and minimal cannon, mostly 1500's level and the leather-cannon style made out of bound up wood staves.
Make some argument that Iron casting is not up to snuff, and there is a serious copper shortage.
Now there is a world with a need for swords, pikes and phalanxes. Essentially the Three Musketeers' style of fighting.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 10:20 PM (q2o3


I don't think there would be a serious shortage of most metals in a post-Apocalypse scenario, unless you postulate a society several thousand years after the fact. Given that the world and local populations would have fallen to a tiny fraction of their present number, the detritus of this society would provide the post-Apoc crowd as much metal as they could possibly ever want. There's about a ton of steel in the average automobile. Not to mention aluminum, and copper by the pound. And lead, too. In the short term after the event, clever people could salvage worked metal from the wreckage, and repurpose it to their own needs. You could make a musket barrel from the steering shaft of a car; in fact tribesmen in parts of India did exactly that in one of the rebellions against British rule in the early 20th Century. And they made smokeless powder out of cut-up celluloid movie film.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2015 10:29 PM (+y3Tj)

1040 W.E. Fairbairn, arguably one of the greatest edged weapon experts of the 20th Century, recommended, if one is unarmed, running away when confronted by an experienced-looking knife man.

Failing that (according to Fairbairn), grab a chair (or some other large object to shield yourself) and hold it legs out to ward him off. Keep moving. Whatever happens, don't let him close the distance. And never try to grab the knife hand. It would be like trying to catch a cobra.

Know that most martial arts instructors who teach unarmed knife defense techniques are bullshitting you. The rest are sincere and misguided.

Posted by: troyriser at December 05, 2015 10:37 PM (Au69S)

1041 thanks again for the info on alice cooper live performances. i was wondering and thought i'd come here to find out and did and did.

fantastic.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:37 PM (WTSFk)

1042 it really is impressive the broad range of knowledge and experience that can be brought to this site.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:43 PM (WTSFk)

1043 otho:



thank you. actually, that's true for most rock groups. very few meet their albums level (e.g. led zeppelin)



pink floyd did and more.




Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:23 PM


Overall, yes. But, some, if not many bands manage to put a different spin, or sound on their live sets... so that although they might not match the heights of the original, it's an interesting take. They work well within the limitations of the live stage. For some songs live, they can actually sound better. AC didn't ever seem to manage this, with any song. Either coz the original production was too damn brilliant to hope to emulate, or coz Coop himself was more focussed on the theatre of the performance than the execution of the songs. Hard to say.

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2015 10:45 PM (EWg9n)

1044 How is this thread holding-up to "The Longest Ever Ace Thread"?

Posted by: ChrisP at December 05, 2015 10:48 PM (0s6lY)

1045 Weird.
"The Hostages" is now a banned website?
I guess Obama wins...

Posted by: ChrisP at December 05, 2015 10:50 PM (0s6lY)

1046 my guess is ac was focused on the show, not the music. their songs are pretty simple and it seems to me could be week done live.

pink floyd took their music to another level live. they experimented with sound in a live performance that brought different values into the music.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2015 10:51 PM (WTSFk)

1047 Glad this was not caused by some YouTube video. I am sure no one in our government would be stupid enough to mention that.

Posted by: Nate at December 06, 2015 12:06 AM (AODJG)

1048 409 NYT now reporting Oval Office address is on terrorism and the broader threat
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 07:35 PM (zOTsN)

--
Broader threat - As in non-Muslims with guns.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 06, 2015 02:09 AM (MbrzC)

1049 All chaps are assless. If chaps have asses they're called pants.

Posted by: Hank at December 05, 2015 10:27 PM (aIt1F)>>>
If chaps are aseless they are laying on your bed.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 06, 2015 03:44 AM (wHX4r)

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