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EMT 12/05/15 [krakatoa]
Drove all day until 3:20 a.m. open thread blues.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 05:55 AM (k0xxN)
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 05:58 AM (hHQIG)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 05:59 AM (k0xxN)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:01 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Totally not Turd Ferguson responding to himself at December 05, 2015 06:04 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 06:04 AM (+bVzV)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:06 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Totally not Turd Ferguson responding to himself at December 05, 2015 06:06 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Totally not Turd Ferguson responding to himself
No, cows go "moo"! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha why am I not sleeping!?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:08 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:08 AM (k0xxN)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 06:12 AM (+bVzV)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
"Don't worry, Barry, we'll find evidence to show it was the fault of Rush Limbaugh!"
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:15 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:16 AM (k0xxN)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 05, 2015 06:17 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:18 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Skip
We took pictures. Jeez, get off our back.
Posted by: FBI at December 05, 2015 06:18 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: FBI at December 05, 2015 06:21 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:21 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Inadvertent whistle at December 05, 2015 06:21 AM (3MNCs)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:22 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: FBI at December 05, 2015 06:25 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2015 06:26 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 06:28 AM (+bVzV)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:31 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:31 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: eman
*beams*
I majored in Powerpoint!
Posted by: Agent Carlson at December 05, 2015 06:32 AM (/ciMI)
I live near SFO and often encounter herds of flight attendants from Asian airlines.
Extremely not repulsive.
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:33 AM (MQEz6)
Extremely not repulsive.
Posted by: eman
Ah. American problem? "Equal Opportunity," meaning flamboyant hefty men.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:36 AM (/ciMI)
Blind Lemon Jefferson did the original, but I like Hot Tuna's live versions better.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:44 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: eman
*beams*
I majored in Powerpoint!
Posted by: Agent Carlson
Pfft. Everyone knows Prezi impresses the brass more than that stuffy Powerpoint.
Posted by: Agent Jones at December 05, 2015 06:45 AM (/ciMI)
Last time I flew to Denver on Southwest, I fell in love 3 times.
Hot stewies.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:47 AM (HMt16)
DAY 1,124
339 to go (412 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 06:48 AM (uRmWf)
And the front window at our Gander Mountain has a seemingly permanent out-of-ammo sign. Rimfire, anyway.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:48 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 06:48 AM (uRmWf)
Tho it got him killed in the end, Timothy Treadwell got the best bear footage of any documentary film makers. i watch a lot of docs on bears. You would think with long lens they would be better. Grizzly bears are so disgusting. They had one over 10 feet tall, with huge paws, 6 inch claws, and a huge jaw. I still dont know why bears dont eat any and all humans they encounter. They cant really run fast enough to escape. Bears would eat a deer they encountered, so why not humans? Maybe we taste like shit.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:49 AM (iQIUe)
Friggin' allergies are going absolutely haywire. To the allergist on Monday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 06:48 AM (uRmWf)
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What are you allergic, too? The NYC air?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:50 AM (iQIUe)
"Onga bonga bonga!"
- - Pygmy cannibal aborigine guy encountered by Bugs Bunny
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 06:51 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 06:51 AM (+bVzV)
Did the cops handcuff them after perforating them? First thing I noticed was the cuffs, and I'm still puzzling over it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:52 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:52 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Brings to mind this comic:
http://www.channelate.com/2012/02/15/bear-in-camp/
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:52 AM (/ciMI)
I think the FBI's problem like other agencies, they are less about law enforcement and more about political correctness. The DOI has also been run into the ground.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:52 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:50 AM (iQIUe)
Was okay until we got the kitties just over 9 years ago. Been getting shots for the past 4; dust mites, cat dander, tree pollen, dog, horse, grass, ragweed.
Been under control up until about a week or so ago. Maybe DeBlasio farted. Or opened his mouth. Same difference.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 06:53 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:54 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:54 AM (/ciMI)
Did the cops handcuff them after perforating them? First thing I noticed was the cuffs, and I'm still puzzling over it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:52 AM (HMt16)
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Protocol is that you cuff them. And if you notice the large amount of blood nearby, he was alive for a while. When your heart stops, you dont bleed. So, of course they shd cuff him.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:55 AM (iQIUe)
It's believed that predators make a judgment based on the size of the potential prey. Is it worth it or should they just go for smaller, less dangerous-looking prey. That's why you are supposed to stand up tall and open your jacket out to the sides when you encounter a bear. The idea is to look bigger. Some experts think that predators are also uneasy about attacking humans because we walk on two legs, unlike any of their usual dinners.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:56 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:54 AM (/ciMI)
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Have you seen panda bear shit? Google it! It looks like large green and brown avocados.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:56 AM (iQIUe)
I noticed that too. Maybe he was alive for a few minutes after they dropped him and they cuffed him while the medics were enroute.
Or maybe they cuffed him so when they threw bacon on him as he lay there dying he couldn't remove it. Well, one can only hope for the best.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 06:57 AM (+bVzV)
Thanks. I thought they were already deader than dead when they cuffed them, which seemed strange.
The Alex Jones crowd must be having a field day though.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:57 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2015 06:57 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:56 AM (HMt16)
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I'm no expert but that does not apply in all cases. The latest is when you are around them is to kneel down and look away. Maybe one is tries to look large only when they are angry?
I wouldnt kneel down around large cats though.
I hate how these animals will eat part of you and then bury the rest of you for a late nite snack.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:00 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 07:00 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 06:53 AM (uRmWf)
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So, the shots allow you to have pets?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:02 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:04 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at December 05, 2015 07:05 AM (aeeHw)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 07:07 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:09 AM (k0xxN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:02 AM (iQIUe)
Yes. What happened, I think, was when we got them I had never been exposed for prolonged periods to the dander, so it just overwhelmed my immune system and made me sensitive to everything.
Been under control generally, except every so often when there's a big pollen count. But this is ridiculous. Hate to say it, it coincides with the absence of my housekeeper and we just don't do as good a job of cleaning as she does. Then again, I still have been sneezing up a storm at my office.
Meh, who the hell knows?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:10 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:12 AM (k0xxN)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:09 AM (k0xxN)
Tell that to Siegfried and Roy.
I don't think it's food or love. Cats like any animal, even domestic ones, will have their instincts kick in if they feel threatened or freaked out or just plain pissed off at you. One of mine is very affectionate and totally bonded with me, but he will bite if I do something that bugs him or if I don't give him enough attention. I'd hate to be on the receiving end of that if he were larger than what he is already. And that's bad enough.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:13 AM (uRmWf)
http://tinyurl.com/z6ssjs6
This is probably what was in the shredder.
no links to international terror will be found/pursued because the regime doesn't want to find links to international terror.
Posted by: Kreplech at December 05, 2015 07:14 AM (hRmeN)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:12 AM (k0xxN)
". . . Donner? Party of 10?. . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:14 AM (uRmWf)
minutes after they dropped him and they cuffed him while the medics were
enroute.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 06:57 AM
IIRC, cops are trained to cuff ANY perp when he's "immobilized," without checking vitals first. If he had been alive -- not a solid likelihood, given the quantity of blood on the ground -- he might have tried to escape, pulled another weapon, had a detonator, etc.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 07:14 AM (ykopX)
Also notice the legs crossed. From watching Lt. Joe Kenda I learned that most of the time when collapsing from a fully standing position that bodies will collapse with the legs crossed.
Sure enough, there he is....legs crossed.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 07:15 AM (YbBZA)
Posted by: Cannibal Jokes at December 05, 2015 07:16 AM (/ciMI)
With good reason, too.
Our government has sold us out. Lots of people realize that now.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2015 07:16 AM (u5gzz)
Reminds me of when I lived in LA. I moved to a new apartment and went to the building manager's place to sign my lease and get the key. I notice a very large cat, about the size of a dog, eating from a bowl. Very exotic. The guy told me it was a cervil that he and his wife rescued from some circus that went bust. It's evidently a predatory cat from Central and South America. As I was looking at it, it suddenly picked its head up from its food, stared at me, bared its fanged and hissed.
You never saw me move so fast in my life.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:17 AM (uRmWf)
So, we have let so many bad actors into the country that the FBI, etc. don't have the resources to monitor them.
This kind of thing is going to keep happening, a lot.
When the AG and TFG flout laws, lawbreakers think it is open season.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 05, 2015 07:17 AM (1ijHg)
Cats bat you around. Can you imagine if you were the size of a mouse? They would knock you back and forth until you were a bloody heap. Your cries of pain wd sound like a squeak toy.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:17 AM (iQIUe)
I'm a human being.
Posted by: Cannibal Jokes at December 05, 2015 07:16 AM (/ciMI)
Q: What did one psychic say to another psychic?
A: You're fine, how am I?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:18 AM (uRmWf)
That's the 2009 edition signed by Reno. The new, improved version signed by Eric the Red doesn't require any kind of site security or monitoring unless there is a potential to make political hay.
I'm sure there's some kind of temporary revision being promulgated by Lynch that advises any scenes with terrorist implications should be casually disregarded, especially if the terrorists are from the ROP.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 07:22 AM (+bVzV)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 07:22 AM (/ciMI)
We are overwhelmed in this country. They are overwhelmed in europe. So what do we do? Let more of them in. Even if not actively involved in terrorism, they are enablers. Say something and be prepared to be smeared as a bigot.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:24 AM (iQIUe)
No matter what happens today, I woke up to the best EMT evah-
Stevie Ray you're sorely missed....,
Posted by: Ruth at December 05, 2015 07:25 AM (cIjBI)
And on the welfare rolls so fast it'll make your dog howl.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 07:26 AM (qIxfC)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 07:28 AM (/ciMI)
Yeah ... That seems fair.
Posted by: Jolly at December 05, 2015 07:29 AM (D03ZZ)
Yeah ... That seems fair.
Posted by: Jolly
I don't see any conflict there.
Posted by: Kollidge students who have learned their lessons well at December 05, 2015 07:31 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:32 AM (k0xxN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 07:26 AM (qIxfC)
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Isnt that what that bitch marred to speed bump did? She left her parents home who were supporting her and her child and got on welfare, and married another muzzie and popped out another kid.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:32 AM (iQIUe)
That sounds a little edgy to me.
Posted by: Jolly at December 05, 2015 07:33 AM (D03ZZ)
Top Men.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 05, 2015 07:33 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 05, 2015 07:33 AM (oVJmc)
Being overwhelmed is part of the plan.
You cannot fundamentally transform a country without fundamentally transforming the people, or replacing them with people that are more amenable to change.
Our country was fundamentally changed in 65 when LBJ/Kennedy overhauled our immigration system from one that favored traditional immigration pools from Europe and first world Anglosphere countries and reoriented it toward the third world shitholes of the world.
90pct of our immigrants now come from countries that are shitholes couple that with our vast welfare state and we are about 10 years from the complete destruction of the country as we know it.
Posted by: Kreplech at December 05, 2015 07:34 AM (hRmeN)
If I were a grizzly bear I wd never fight another bear so i could schutp a lady bear. The pleasure if they get any lasts 3 seconds. They can lick themselves. They eat their young so there is no relationship, i.e., that's my grand kids. So, why risk your life?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:35 AM (iQIUe)
Yep, I thought so.
Screw you Obama, Valerie Jarrett, and Lynch.
Posted by: Cheyenne at December 05, 2015 07:35 AM (xa9v+)
Deray of the BLM was at the whitehouse Christmas party.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:35 AM (iQIUe)
The Republican Party is in on it.
There's no home team in this ball game.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2015 07:36 AM (u5gzz)
- which then proceeds to do exactly that - with impunity, but Loretta
Lynch makes it a point to threaten to bring down the hammer on any
"Muslim hate speech that edges on violence."
Selective justice is the foundation of all good banana republics.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 05, 2015 07:38 AM (oVJmc)
What the Hell ever happened to her. They determined she had "aided" him in their exploits but don't remember what happened.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 07:39 AM (8Q+ZX)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:39 AM (iQIUe)
There's no home team in this ball game.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2015 07:36 AM
Loretta Lynch was "vetted" by the Senate, and overwhelmingly approved.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 07:41 AM (ykopX)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 07:43 AM (/ciMI)
It's Judicial Watch, so who knows what as far as reporting goes, but
Middle Eastern Men Arrested Near Mexican Border with Steel Cylinders
http://tinyurl.com/hupjld8
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 05, 2015 07:44 AM (oVJmc)
Bruce, I doubt bears eat many deer. Most bears are not hunters, but rather opportunists. Chasing a nimble deer burns lots of calories and someone else might clean out this berry patch while you are discovering how bouncy Bambi. Is.
Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 07:44 AM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:44 AM (k0xxN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 07:45 AM (+jyzN)
It was obvious she would be just another Holder.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 05, 2015 07:45 AM (oVJmc)
As time goes by the gopetrolls sound more and more pathetic and the failure theater becomes more treason than failure.
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 07:46 AM (MQEz6)
The fact that the GOP has not called for a wholesale rewrite is a good indication that they are in on it/don't give a shit/to stupid to realize they should give a shit about this transformation.
Posted by: Kreplech at December 05, 2015 07:47 AM (hRmeN)
Heh.
Mexico is not our friend and no deals can be made with them that mean anything.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 07:47 AM (VSUaE)
I think Voltaire said something along the lines of "if someone can make believe the absurd, they can make commit atrocities."
Fundamental transformation, indeed.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 07:48 AM (+bVzV)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 07:48 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 07:48 AM (MQEz6)
Judge asks, "First offender?"
She replies, "No, first a Gibson. THEN a Fender."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 07:49 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Oh, senor, you wound me!
Posted by: Drug Cartels running Mexico at December 05, 2015 07:49 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 07:44 AM (AfsKp)
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But humans cant run the fraction of the speed of a deer. We are easy pickings!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:49 AM (iQIUe)
They need, instead, to be doing profiles on the 14 poor souls who are dead. They are being forgotten. Country needs to see they were just like us and our neighbors. If it can happen to them, it can happen to us.
May wake a few people up.
Posted by: Jolly at December 05, 2015 07:49 AM (D03ZZ)
Our big problem is that we've been letting treason prosper for at least a couple of decades now.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 07:50 AM (+jyzN)
I'm a human being.
Posted by: Cannibal Jokes at December 05, 2015 07:16 AM (/ciMI)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CANNIBALS ARE INHUMAN.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 05, 2015 07:50 AM (V/11D)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 07:51 AM (ptqRm)
They know the door is wide open.
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 07:51 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 07:51 AM (VSUaE)
But they did update the official totals to agree with my figure. instead of being one murder behind.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 07:52 AM (ptqRm)
No wonder they have so much diarrhea!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:53 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: The Reverend Al Sharpton at December 05, 2015 07:54 AM (/ciMI)
http://tinyurl.com/p9whn4n
Posted by: freaked at December 05, 2015 07:54 AM (BO/km)
Someone shd develop a grass that tastes bad.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:54 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 07:55 AM (EUMr7)
Mr. Fenwick's death was one of those which makes you pause and realize that not every murder is taking out a person living a life of bad decisions.
Baltimore, and his community in particular were better places for Mr Fenwicks being there.
And we morn his loss.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 07:56 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 07:56 AM (MQEz6)
http://tinyurl.com/n9n96fg
I knew I forgot something before hitting the "Post" button.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 07:57 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: redenzo at December 05, 2015 07:58 AM (WCnJW)
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at December 05, 2015 07:58 AM (EUMr7)
That dude died for that?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz
UGH. No. I martyred myself so I could get a hot wife. Surely 1 out of 72 is possible.
Posted by: "Christmas Party" Jihadi at December 05, 2015 07:58 AM (/ciMI)
But not knowing anyone personally the only thing I want to hear from the mass murder couple's family is that they are truly deeply sorry for their death cult. I don't want to think if I knew one of the victims what I would think.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:59 AM (k0xxN)
Bears favor wolf killed carcasses of game. They also like calves. So, this tells me that they are indeed lazy fckers. Again, we have less defenses than even a caribou calf so still not sure why they dont gobble humans up.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:00 AM (iQIUe)
http://tinyurl.com/ztmdyb7
Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2015 08:00 AM (/tTDo)
Anyway, I know what's coming. Boom, off the net.
Any tech saavy advice appreciated.
Posted by: teej at December 05, 2015 08:01 AM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:01 AM (PkJzW)
Or even if it was just rumored to be true.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:02 AM (ptqRm)
We might have a gun or a truck. You never know if one of those two-legged freaks will whip out a pickup and run you over.
Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 08:03 AM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Because humans are unpredictable little shits. You can never tell if a human is going to curl up in a little ball or pull a gun.
Posted by: Smokey the Bear at December 05, 2015 08:03 AM (/ciMI)
Bears are forbidden to eat a human whom they have had sex with.
But it's ok to give the body to a bear in the next village over.
Really.
It's in the Koran.
Google it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:04 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:05 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
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ain't no such thing, man
Posted by: Tommy Chong at December 05, 2015 08:06 AM (V/11D)
Posted by: Jefferey Dahmer at December 05, 2015 08:06 AM (AfsKp)
Chicago: 2 dead 6 shot very average 414/2360 so far this year
Baltimore: some shot, Baltimore Sun doesn't add them all up like the Tribune does in Chicago.
Posted by: Colin at December 05, 2015 08:07 AM (T3Tpd)
I am intrigued by your suggestion.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 05, 2015 08:08 AM (oVJmc)
1. Yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater.
2. Telling a co-worker that their beard doesn't look good.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2015 08:08 AM (NeFrd)
Guitar joke is funny.
Less defenses that a baby caribou? In bear country? Not this guy.
Posted by: teej at December 05, 2015 08:09 AM (BrxNJ)
You missed at least one more.
Posted by: ClockBoy at December 05, 2015 08:10 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:10 AM (IxmDG)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 05, 2015 08:10 AM (oVJmc)
Someone shd develop a grass that tastes bad.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
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That's bizarre. You'd think there'd be so many chemicals sprayed on the grass that the bears would keel over and die.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 08:10 AM (V/11D)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 08:11 AM (k0xxN)
Will take the rest of the day to get the rest of the stuff up though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:11 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2015 08:13 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 08:14 AM (k0xxN)
I don't think it was overwhelmingly, but 10 R Senators voted for her confirmation, and it read like a list of the usual suspects...
Ayotte, Thad Cockroach, Lindsey Graham, Suxass Collins, Teh Turtle hisself, Orrin Hatch, Mark Kirk.
A regular whos who of Rinoism.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:14 AM (gyKtp)
Again, I urge everyone to watch Ash v Evil Dead. I will never go into a sports bar again!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:14 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 08:15 AM (k0xxN)
Time for some common sense press control. Treason.....
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 08:16 AM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:16 AM (iQIUe)
In a really jarring way.
Made it through episode 8 last night, so no spoilers please.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:16 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Skip
They'd better not! Due to drought, the woods are like a gosh darned tinderbox!
Posted by: Smokey the Bear at December 05, 2015 08:17 AM (/ciMI)
90% of the cats' problem are the owners. Treating pets like children.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:18 AM (Ej0fx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 05, 2015 08:18 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:49 AM (iQIUe)
Don't bears mostly eat honey and berries and salmon? They're not hunting for fun like a cat I don't think...
Morning.
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 08:18 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Skip
Somebody dies! Probably.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 08:18 AM (/ciMI)
Sure, I can see bears as smokers.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:19 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:19 AM (ptqRm)
I'm through 7. It's good. Very slow pace but steady. And the best part is that I have no idea at all where the story is going.
Rufus Sewell plays a great villain.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 05, 2015 08:20 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 08:20 AM (/ciMI)
No lefty media is wanting to ban bombs.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 08:20 AM (k0xxN)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 08:21 AM (EUMr7)
Posted by: ex-Smoker the Bear at December 05, 2015 08:21 AM (NeFrd)
Are you really scared of bears or just making conversation?
If New Hampshire black bears were predatory, I wouldn't be here.
Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 08:22 AM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 08:22 AM (EUMr7)
Posted by: MTF at December 05, 2015 08:22 AM (htPSL)
Gotta agree with you.
But the character of that little Japanese Chief Inspector is an outstanding little rat fcuker of an evil bastage .
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:24 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: AE at December 05, 2015 08:24 AM (+ft6G)
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My 4-year-old, whenever he sees a toy shark, says "I will punch him in the gills!"
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 08:25 AM (/ciMI)
Gotta say, Amazon's "The Man In The High Castle" is pretty good.
In a really jarring way.
Made it through episode 8 last night, so no spoilers please.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:16 AM (ptqRm)
The volcano scene just ROCKS. Worth the wait.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 08:25 AM (o98Jz)
He has a cameo in Kenneth Brannaugh's production of Hamlet. He did pretty well with that.
Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 08:26 AM (AfsKp)
I love road trips, and leaving before dawn so that you see the sunrise on the road.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 08:26 AM (NOIQH)
If Muslims can be radicalized online by Isis why can't Christians be radicalized by right wing rhetoric?
Posted by: The real ch3 at December 05, 2015 08:26 AM (3CXto)
Senators voted for her confirmation, and it read like a list of the
usual suspects... Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:14 AM
Okay, so I didn't look it up.
But the fact remains that Choom Boy's complete cadre of America-hating, racist, incompetent fools have made their way through the Senate without any serious opposition, just like everything he has demanded legislatively. No pushback on his EOs, either.
Which is why I say each and every Senator (and, for that matter, every House member) needs to be broomed. In my book, there's no difference between enthusiastic promotion of treason and acquiescence to it.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 08:27 AM (ykopX)
Ayotte, Thad Cockroach, Lindsey Graham, Suxass Collins, Teh Turtle hisself, Orrin Hatch, Mark Kirk.
Your First Amendment rights have nothing to fear from having Loretta Lynch at Main Justice.
Posted by: John McVain at December 05, 2015 08:27 AM (htPSL)
That's the one after they reveal the secret NAZI moon base, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:27 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 08:27 AM (AfsKp)
Now there's "Meet Reema."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUIxQ6TFZc#t=46
I cannot believe our government is doing this. Who is the target audience?
Just...no words.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 08:28 AM (NOIQH)
http://tinyurl.com/oxyh5wm
It seems that the national background check system for firearm purchases is barred by law from keeping a database or allowing any agencies to utilize their records, yet they were able to tell us that an exact # of people on the terror watchlist had 'legally purchased guns in the last 10 years'.
Did this Administration break the law? Did a bear shit Timothy Treadwell? Same question.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:29 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:29 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: The real ch3 at December 05, 2015 08:26 AM (3CXto)
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In a twisted sort of way, its vaguely a good beginning for them to acknowledge a difference between Jihadists and their church-going neighbors. Through the mists of their minds, they are reaching for the obvious!
Posted by: MTF at December 05, 2015 08:30 AM (htPSL)
If Muslims can be radicalized online by Isis why can't Christians be radicalized by right wing rhetoric?
Posted by: The real ch3
A "radical" Christian sells his belongings and helps the poor. A "radical" Muslim sells his belongings, gets a ticket to the developed world, gets on welfare, and goes on a killing spree.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 08:30 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 08:30 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 08:28 AM
All I can say -- lest Loretta Lynch decides I am a Bad Boy -- is that this video should be played at Choom Boy's impeachment trial.
I would never have thought so many lies could be crammed into four minutes.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 08:33 AM (ykopX)
Loretta Lynch was "vetted" by the Senate, and overwhelmingly approved.
I don't think it was overwhelmingly, but 10 R Senators voted for her confirmation...
Posted by: GnuBreed
Cloture -- and cloture is the confirmation -- was 66* to 34. Almost half the GOPe Senators voted for her.
*Thanks Thom!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 08:33 AM (kdS6q)
I read that as "Chef Inspector." It suddenly crossed my mind, how tough it would be to do the restaurant inspection at a hibachi grill. There's the guy, throwing those Kiritsuke's around as you interview him, building the little fried-rice choo-choo volcano with boiling rice vinegar, with his spray bottle of sake. Takes rice balls.
Remember Sutherland in the opening of the remade Body Snatchers, inspecting a kitchen and arguing with Andre over whether that's caper or a rat turd?
That was the line of work of Our Newest Jihadi. Could be the pods?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:35 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: IncaRhodes at December 05, 2015 08:35 AM (eRAVa)
Zero Hedge (yeah, I know) has a piece up that makes you go Hmmmm:
http://tinyurl.com/oxyh5wm
It seems that the national background check system for firearm purchases is barred by law from keeping a database or allowing any agencies to utilize their records, yet they were able to tell us that an exact # of people on the terror watchlist had 'legally purchased guns in the last 10 years'.
Did this Administration break the law? Did a bear shit Timothy Treadwell? Same question.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:29 AM (gyKtp)
Kind of old news, but I don't have a link. BATFEIEIO was caught illegally keeping records of background checks by not purging the databases years ago. Several times, if memory serves. What made it worse was that the databases are *supposed* to be set up to auto-purge after the backgrounder is completed and passed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 08:35 AM (o98Jz)
I like Rufus Sewell and James Frain. Wish they would do more work. Sewell was great in Zen, a mini cop drama set in Rome.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:35 AM (iQIUe)
Occupant was radicalized by the teachings of Jeremiah Wright in his
formative years?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:29 AM
Pro Tip: that Indonesian madrasa must have been a real doozy....
Also see: Frank Marshall Davis, Bombin' Billy Ayers, Rashid Khalidi, etc., etc., etc.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 08:36 AM (ykopX)
Posted by: The Union of Raping Animals at December 05, 2015 08:37 AM (/ciMI)
Also, TFG:
Jeb Bush says that the Senate should confirm the nomination of Loretta Lynch. "I think presidents have the right to pick their team," Bush said, according to reports of his stop at the Politics and Pie forum in Concord, New Hampshire.
"If someone is supportive of the presidents policies, whether you agree with them or not, there should be some deference to the executive," Bush told reporters. "It should not always be partisan."
04/17/15
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I,
!Jeb! was to carry Excalibur."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 08:38 AM (kdS6q)
Assume that any gun bought from a dealer will be confiscated.
Because it will be.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2015 08:38 AM (u5gzz)
I would be perfectly happy if they became verbally and mentally associated with the word "Radicalized".
Use the lefts terms and tricks against them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:38 AM (ptqRm)
One of mine is very affectionate and totally bonded with me, but he will bite if I do something that bugs him or if I don't give him enough attention.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:13 AM (uRmWf)
I used to have a cat that would occasionally bite the heel of my hand *while* I was petting him, purring up a storm the whole time. It was a totally affectionate bite. He just got a little carried away sometimes. A couple of times he even drew blood.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 08:38 AM (sdi6R)
Damn good point, LDC.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:39 AM (gyKtp)
Probably before. Wright's "church" was just a soothing "safe space" once a week.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:40 AM (16M7M)
Maybe he was radicalized when he memorized the Koran?
Seriously, why are they so intent on finding someone else to blame for Farook's terrorism - the web, his wife, a fight at work? Maybe Farook wanted to do this, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 08:40 AM (NOIQH)
Dec 5, 1943 - The EZ Dog Journals
Little activity on either side. Air OP's had some excellent missions. Clear and warmer.
By Air OP he is referring to airborne observation posts, or forward observers in small fixed wing aircraft specifically for the purpose of directing and controlling artillery targeting. Dad's unit used the Stinson L-5 extensively throughout the war. Here's a nice summary of the L-5's role.
http://www.warbirdalley.com/l5.htm
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2015 08:40 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2015 08:40 AM (0eUIs)
It has come to our attention that our name is ambiguous. We hereby change our name.
Posted by: Muslims at December 05, 2015 08:40 AM (/ciMI)
Now, whatcha'all been saying in 200 comments?
*jumps to top*
Posted by: mindful webworker at sunrise at December 05, 2015 08:42 AM (5/lDN)
My 4-year-old, whenever he sees a toy shark, says "I will punch him in the gills!"
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 08:25 AM (/ciMI)
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Good for him!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:42 AM (iQIUe)
I see that Ted "Mr Conservative" Cruz didn't bother to vote for or against Lynch.
He seems to be good at being elsewhere when it's time to go on the record....
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 08:42 AM (ykopX)
Wait, don't tell me - still no motive. Good thing the FBI turned their apartment to the MFM mob.
"We are strong. And we are resilient. And we will not be terrorized," Obama said.
Unless someone says word one about the precious Muzzies then the government will come down on them like a ton of bricks.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:43 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:13 AM (uRmWf)
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Could be worse...Ace will bite and spray you in your face if you bug him or dont give him enough attention.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:45 AM (iQIUe)
Strange women laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2015 08:40 AM (0eUIs)
Depends. Are her elbows sharper than the sword?
#AskingTheImportantQuestions
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 08:46 AM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Steevy at December 05, 2015 08:46 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2015 08:46 AM (ej1L0)
Remember that time he nipped the PetCo attendant trying to express his anal glands?
Hilarity ensued!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:47 AM (ptqRm)
I see that Ted "Mr Conservative" Cruz didn't bother to vote for or against Lynch. He seems to be good at being elsewhere when it's time to go on the record....
Posted by: MrScribbler
Do recall the LCF was off ratting the cup at a fundraiser at the home of a couple of gay slumlords, noted for having had a gay hustler floating dead in their bathtub.
Who promptly turned on him after Boys Town started screaming about the Devil GOP.
Big tent.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 08:48 AM (kdS6q)
Incompetent but knows the party line and can salute and follow orders
just like the rest of Obongo's administration. In a real world these
people would be cleaning the offices they currently occupy, not holding
them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2015 08:46 AM (ej1L0)
And they would be doing a shitty job at that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:49 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2015 08:49 AM (u5gzz)
The Republicans play that "presidents have a right to pick their team" card every time a Democrat is president yet Republican presidents never get reciprocity.Suckers,retards or worse?
Posted by: Steevy at December 05, 2015 08:46 AM (8HTq1)
They're right. Presidents DO have the right to pick their team. Which they do by submitting nominations.
And the Senate has the right, indeed the duty to say "fuck you, that guy's a gorram commie cocksucker".
The GOPe always seems to forget that part.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 08:49 AM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:50 AM (uvUET)
Oh, goody, #BostonStrong2.0
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 08:50 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:51 AM (ptqRm)
All this Ent talk distracts from the vital issue. Moar Random pictures of Maria Bartiromo, stat
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 08:51 AM (jT+gh)
More likely that they'd be at home in their Section 8 apartment, watching the big flat-screen and whining because the latest welfare check wouldn't cover the down payment on their new "Sclade.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 08:51 AM (ykopX)
You have no clue what a Constitutional Republic is, how it works, or why it is made that way.
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 08:52 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 08:11 AM (k0xxN)
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Yes, and that would be kind of racist. In what other context do normal ethical rules not exist, and in which we do not pity the "victim" if one member kills off another? In the animal kingdom.
Liberal Muzzlove seems more and more like PETA. Hate western humans and prefer instead that something lesser supplant it.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 08:53 AM (V/11D)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 08:49 AM
Yup. Supreme Court Justice Harriet Meiers hardest hit....
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 08:53 AM (ykopX)
I get this urge often, like when Mitch the Turtle appears on TV.
He said, recently, about the new 5 year Highway bill that just got shoved through (price tag $305 billion):
"This has been one of the most exhilarating and satisfying experiences I've had in the time I've been in the Senate,"
*hunts around for a gill to punch*
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:53 AM (gyKtp)
Actually, 100 million firearm owners said that. And we mean it.
Boys and girls, I hate to say it, but it's getting to be that time.
*shouts out to his friends from NSA*
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 08:54 AM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:54 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Steevy at December 05, 2015 08:54 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Steevy at December 05, 2015 08:55 AM (8HTq1)
"Fox news...FOX NEWS....FOX NEWS"
I can think of plenty of other things to simply SAY, that would make them think they're being terrorized....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 05, 2015 08:55 AM (AC0lD)
programed understanding, sightless they slither.
Watch lists fill the room, yet no attention is paid
'tis all a circus, to everyone's dismay.
Stunned silence rules the day
as official policy shows the way
to oblivion.
Despair
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 08:55 AM (qAFc/)
*cough*
Posted by: Dr. Gosnell, Planned Parenthood at December 05, 2015 08:55 AM (NOIQH)
Funny how guns are always the problem even in the face of pipe bombs, stabbings, etc...
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 08:55 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 08:56 AM (EUMr7)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:57 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Steevy at December 05, 2015 08:57 AM (8HTq1)
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So we know Mitch doesn't sleep with hookers; I guess that's a point in the GOP's favor.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 08:57 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:58 AM (fNd2I)
It's the steel.
https://www.billwhittle.com/afterburner/
its-steel-bill-whittles-solution-gun-control
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 08:58 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Steevy at December 05, 2015 08:58 AM (8HTq1)
how is everyone doing this morning?
Well ain't you a pleasant SOB this morning?
*goes for more coffee*
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 08:58 AM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
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Call me cynical, but I've noticed that nobody barrels more than ace. Maybe he's doing it to beef up the comment count, for the advertisers? People can't resist the allure of the barrel.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 08:58 AM (V/11D)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 09:00 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2015 09:00 AM (VdICR)
I'd need shoulder surgery.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 09:00 AM (EUMr7)
I just went with spouse to the local pharmacy which is obviously owned or managed by an Asian Indian guy. Probably owned. I bought a few things including a "NY Post" which had a big picture of Jihadi wife on the cover. I didn't say anything about it, but unprompted he remarked (The store had just opened so there was nobody waiting in line behind us) looking at the photo, "That's terrible. You come to this country and try to destroy it. This is my country; I have been here thirty five years. Muslims have many bad people. I am from India so we know how bad they can be. I am Hindu. I am glad people know now that Hindus are not bad people-not the same as Muslims. And the media; It helps this kind of thing; Always acting like we should pretend and not say anything. That's what happened with Hitler. Full media support and people saying nothing."
So this Indian guy who's obviously not some "Bigoted white guy" isn't afraid to say what he thinks. "NY Daily News" and other folks may think everyone is on the PC bandwagon, but they're not.
Just thought that was interesting.
I'll go away now. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2015 09:01 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:02 AM (MQEz6)
San Bernadino shooting suspects family lawyer pushes back on terror allegations, guns. "I myself probably have 4,000 or 5,000 rounds of bullets that I keep at home," he said.
"Rounds of bullets". Obviously a NRA life member. I say we trust him.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 09:02 AM (kdS6q)
And we have seen how progressive infiltrate and take over institutions, so it would seem they have infiltrated the Republican party.
The modern America we inhabit was created and shaped by a handful of Presidents and are all Democrats.
So the governmental order we now operate under is a wholly Democrat creation. There have been only really two times in the last 50 years where anything was done to even modestly role it back, parts of the 80's and mid-late 90's.
Actually our current downward slope and trajectory started with the election of the compassionate conservative George Bush and the GOP taking over the house of Representaives.
In order to get broad backing for his costly and disasterous wars, George Bush gave away the store and set the stage for eight years of the SCOAMF.
Spending went through the roof, we had lightbulb bans, Medicare program boondoggles and No Child Left behind written by Kennedy.
George Bush was an unmitigated disaster.
The SCOAMF is worse but that's like trying to figure out which Horseman of the Apocalypse is the least devastating.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2015 09:03 AM (WVvzl)
Probably radicalized by the teachings of Billy and Franklin Graham.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 09:03 AM (ptqRm)
Why, Morg, whatever do you mean?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:03 AM (rMtAv)
The Indians have assimilated. They have enriched a pluralistic culture just as so many other ethnic groups have.
Muslims will ALWAYS be foreigners.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 09:04 AM (EUMr7)
Straddle, stricken the best in show
Riders Ridden in Reverse review
Dongle dribbles hopeless extent
History shouts in angry lament
Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 09:05 AM (qAFc/)
Under a compromise reached between the House and Senate, a new 5 year
spending bill was passed for transportation. Compromise, you ask? Why
yes, they got together and agreed to spend more than either had
previously proposed.
http://tinyurl.com/hkbnkdt
(Breitbart)
Now
that's Progress, baby! But wait, there's more -- Ex-Im Bank is back
too, biches! Oh yes. And a dead crop insurance program from 2011? $3
billion worth of undead now, homies! Wait, what about $48 billion for
mass transit? Fuck yeah, toss that shit in the pot.
Pay for it
all? What, are you crazy? Just loot the general fund for $70 billion or
so. Score! Well, they also plan to make $9 billion by selling off part
of the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, at $90/barrel. Look, don't question
the magic, you fucking doubters.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 09:05 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: The Union of Raping Animals
Hey, I paid my dues! Don't tell me the check didn't clear.
Posted by: The Sea Lion at December 05, 2015 09:05 AM (1xUj/)
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*looks at watch*
Oh, shoot! Time to jump in the shower.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 09:06 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: The Chicken at December 05, 2015 09:07 AM (EUMr7)
Just thought that was interesting.
I'll go away now. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2015 09:01 AM (No/ki)
Yup...I have dealt with many Indians and they are some of the most hard working and polite people to work with and be around. They also know the danger of the muslims and have fought them and are still fighting them over in India.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2015 09:07 AM (ej1L0)
Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2015 09:07 AM (8HTq1)
And in news CAC used to post before he developed Scrantonitis:
NASA releases clearest images of Pluto world might see for decades
www.cnn.com/2015/12/05/world/nasa-pluto___s/
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 09:08 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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So the lies are so obvious, fewer and fewer are buying it. Great. Would still like to see some sort of outcryat the administration doubling down on its policy.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 09:08 AM (V/11D)
I'll go away now. :^)"
Ain't it funny. India has walled Pakistan off because they are a crazy bunch of ma-fcukers. All "brown people" as it were but they can see the crazy mo-fos right across the border.
Some people can see it, others simply won't.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:09 AM (DsNne)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Forest? All I see is trees!
Posted by: Democrats at December 05, 2015 09:12 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 05, 2015 09:12 AM (oVJmc)
And the NASA release with more science-y detail:
www.nasa.gov/feature/new-horizons-returns-first-of-the-best___s-of-pluto
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 09:13 AM (kdS6q)
That's great that Indians are hard working but they also overwhlemingly vote Democrat.
1992 - 31pct
1996 - 43pct
2000 - 54pct
2004 - 58pct
2008 - 73pct
So we have that.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2015 09:13 AM (WVvzl)
ducks, and other prominent rapists of the animal kingdom with regards
to how much attention the bear is receiving on this site.
Posted by: The Union of Raping Animals
Preach it!
Posted by: PETRA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Raping Animals) at December 05, 2015 09:14 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 09:14 AM (kdS6q)
Liberal Guy: I have hundreds of friends here on Facebook, and I can only find 3 or 4 who are in favor of guns as they are today. And yet, they get to represent the majority. I find it shocking how blatantly corrupt the system is, with the NRA paying congressmen to pass ridiculous legislation.
Bandersnatch*: LiberlGuy, I think you're having a Pauline Kael moment. ("How could Nixon get elected? I don't know anyone who voted for him.") Half of American households have guns. Almost none of those are ever misused. We're at a moment in which the cultures don't speak with eachother, red/blue, gun/anti-gun, etc. The anti-gunners are generally so unfamiliar with guns and how they work that their statements look silly to the gun people.
LiberalGuy: Seriously, Bandersnatch? All I need to know is that a person with a gun can kill me. And the fact that half of the American households have guns is exactly the problem. It's amazing that this country was able to outlaw alcohol for decades and cannot do the same with guns. And finally, it is the pro-gunners that don't want to talk. Nothing that is proposed passes!
*(The real Bandersnatch. I'm still feeling a little butthurt that someone posted as Frumious Bandersnatch at #2. That ain't right).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 09:16 AM (1xUj/)
Let's see. Grandma Jihad lived with them. The more we know about Fugly for Jihad the more we see she was a radical before she got here. Farooked Ups sister has ties to an extremist Mosque in the US. And no sight of Farooked Ups Navy vet brother, but someone was arrested the day of the shooting. No word on who was the 3rd party who purchased the long guns for them. And no word on the half a dozen Muslim men seen coming and going from The Bomb Factory Home
Can we stop having sympathy for the family? They are not to be believed or trusted. They all knew. They may have all been in on it
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 09:17 AM (zOTsN)
Yup, casino, parking lot, and spaceport.
Either Aliens or it's a pic from the future.
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:20 AM (MQEz6)
Fvcking Amish at it again
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 09:20 AM (jJRIy)
Not an ounce of gratitude for America, not any recognition of what an opportunity it provides to those who emigrate here. Haven't we been lectured by Obama and DHS that we must take ME refugees because they face dangerous persecution in their homeland? But CAIR director said America was partially to blame for these terror attacks.
Maybe we should just respond: "You're right, America is awful, please do go back to your homeland."
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 09:21 AM (NOIQH)
The California baby girl orphaned when her killer parents died in a shootout with cops after they slaughtered 14 people at an office holiday party may soon be adopted by her uncle.
Well, dandy. Obviously the family is great at raising kids right.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 09:21 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2015 09:22 AM (MIKMs)
Some jokes work better spoken than written.
No Vic.
Sefton's countdown goes 'way too slow.
Bear comic was funny.
BwaW!: Have you seen panda bear shit? Google it!
a. No thanks.
b. Google is panda $#!+.
The Man In The High Castle"...
volcano scene just ROCKS.
secret NAZI moon base
Dang it, IllTemperedCur & Village Idiot's Apprentice! I'm only through Ep2. No spoilers!!!
I still don't know what "Thanks Thom!" means.
But, following the style guide, I'm not asking.
Annnd... sixty-seven more comments after I posted my first.
Plowing forward...
Posted by: mindful webworker - through the fog at December 05, 2015 09:22 AM (5/lDN)
Cnn: times makes 'rare' editorial move on guns.
Funny how guns are always the problem even in the face of pipe bombs, stabbings, etc...
Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 08:55 AM (vmMMi)
Following front page editorial in NY Slime. There is STILL a journolist.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 09:23 AM (jJRIy)
It's because we have nothing left to say.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 09:23 AM (EUMr7)
I wonder if these extremist groups share any common viewpoints and theological leanings.
And if they might have some sort of writings and teaching which they draw guidance and authority from?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 09:23 AM (ptqRm)
National divorce is inevitable.
Let the Left have their paradise.
Wall it off and don't let any of them out.
Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:23 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 05, 2015 09:23 AM (1ijHg)
They very well may when they come here. Nothing to say on that.
But on the international stage they are a natural ally. Anti-Muslim, third or fourth largest armed forces in the world, anti-China, fairly capitalistic.
I see some synergies there.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:24 AM (DggRG)
The navy vet brother who no one has heard from? Or the BIL who is married to the sister with ties to extremist mosque
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 09:24 AM (zOTsN)
*****
Do you think you could ease him around to a different point of view by asking him what his plan for self-defense is? Or if he has a wife and child ask him "What if guns were outlawed and an outlaw with a gun threatened your family, how would you choose to defend them?" I would expect him to have some magical belief system ('the police will protect me', 'pepper spray', 'I would ask my wife to pee on the attacker' or the like), but maybe you could ease him to an understanding of proportional force to resist force.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2015 09:24 AM (NeFrd)
Hadn't heard about granny and sis.
Explains how CAIR was involved so soon (or prepped in advance). Bet most of this will NOT be pursued by MSM - much better to go with "magical radicalization fairy made him do it!!" narrative.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 09:26 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 09:27 AM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Y-not at December 05, 2015 09:27 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2015 09:28 AM (NeFrd)
Which uncle is adopting the baby? The navy vet brother who no one has heard from? Or the BIL who is married to the sister with ties to extremist mosque
Posted by: ThunderB
Farhan Khan, the brother-in-law of San Bernardino gunman Syed Rizwan Farook. Khan, who is married to Farooks sister, said his lawyers have started the process of adopting the child.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 09:28 AM (kdS6q)
That's just awesome. I think Navy vet brother is in custody and being questioned pretty hard
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 09:29 AM (zOTsN)
No. I've spent most of my life in Injun Territory. I've lived in the Northeast and in Europe. These people are most of whom I know.
This guy in particular is from the translation industry in which I used to work. It's a more liberal subset of the Northeast/Europe axis. (This guy is Brazilian, fwiw). They really don't understand our point of view and don't want to.
I'm sort of undercover in that world because I've lived in their places and speak their languages. They're always horrified to find that I'm not joking when I say I have guns and am quite fond of them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 09:29 AM (1xUj/)
Seriously, the little bastards are audible most days doing God-knows-what. I have a three day weekend so a call WILL be made on pater familias' behalf to get someone out here to start the eviction process. Last thing I need is for the furry invaders to start gnawing through electrical wires or cables or such.
Fuckers. I fully understand the Empress' hatred for them now.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at December 05, 2015 09:34 AM (m9V0o)
http://tinyurl.com/jb85a6a
Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2015 09:35 AM (/tTDo)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 10:25 AM (zOTsN)
*that Bad Ideas Tshirt ad on the side sure is nice to wake up to
Anybody have any idea why I have to re-enter my nice and email each time now? On an iPad. Would it be in the settings? I haven't changed anything.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 05, 2015 10:26 AM (9jeGC)
From the mid- to late-eighties, I lived in Fort Worth. My next door neighbor was a social worker whose office was in Argyle, which is kind of south of Denton, and one of her duties was leading a weekly AA meeting.
She asked me in 88 or 89 if I knew of someone famous named "Steve Vaughan," because some of the other AA attendees were talking about him. My eyes bugged out and I played her several of his albums. She had no idea who he was.
According to her, he was extremely polite, a little bit shy, but was a recent convert to Christianity and talked about it all the time.
Within a year, he was dead. What a tragic loss.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at December 05, 2015 10:46 AM (dPpmC)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:57 AM (HMt16)
I understand that it's SOP to restrain a downed suspect just in case they might be mostly dead instead of "dead dead." It also makes it easier for emergency medical personnel to take care of a mostly dead bad guy if they're restrained.
I look forward to a close photo of Jihadist girl.
After the Boston bombing, someone leaked photos of a dead Speedbump Tsarnaev. I hope someone does the same with these demons.
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