EMT 12/05/15 [krakatoa]

Drove all day until 3:20 a.m. open thread blues.



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1 Good morning again horde

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 05:55 AM (k0xxN)

2 Am first?

Well then your sister's cheese was bitten by a moose!!!

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 05:58 AM (hHQIG)

3 I actually have always loved driving through the night. Now I don't do it much anymore except the 0 dark thirty work commute but the solitary drive can zone one out to time and distance.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 05:59 AM (k0xxN)

4 Morning!

Let's try again:

Knock knock

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:01 AM (/ciMI)

5 Knock knock

Posted by: Turd Ferguson

Who's there?

Posted by: Totally not Turd Ferguson responding to himself at December 05, 2015 06:04 AM (/ciMI)

6 Good morning! Being in the wind on a long winding road with some SRV to listen to isn't a ad way to spend a day. I like the YouTube video of his concert live at the Montrose.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 06:04 AM (+bVzV)

7 Who's there?

Posted by: Totally not Turd Ferguson responding to himself

Kausko.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:06 AM (/ciMI)

8 Kausko.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson

Kausko who?

Posted by: Totally not Turd Ferguson responding to himself at December 05, 2015 06:06 AM (/ciMI)

9 Kausko who?

Posted by: Totally not Turd Ferguson responding to himself

No, cows go "moo"! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha why am I not sleeping!?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:08 AM (/ciMI)

10 Greta van Susteren as a former prosecutor was schooling the FBI on crime scene protocols last night. But they have their people (dead) and really don't want to know anything else.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:08 AM (k0xxN)

11 That media frenzy in SB was just bizarre. I know they're nothing but a bunch if boot lickers for the administration but seriously; what a display of mob mentality and stupidity.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 06:12 AM (+bVzV)

12 That media frenzy in SB was just bizarre. I know they're nothing but a bunch if boot lickers for the administration but seriously; what a display of mob mentality and stupidity.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

"Don't worry, Barry, we'll find evidence to show it was the fault of Rush Limbaugh!"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:15 AM (/ciMI)

13 The FBI has determined the couple was not part of a cell having only 48 hours to study their bomb factory. Their good.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 06:16 AM (k0xxN)

14 Hey, everyone--ignore the text I just sent. Please. Just delete it.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 05, 2015 06:17 AM (/ciMI)

15 BLM and college commies hardest hit.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:18 AM (MQEz6)

16 The FBI has determined the couple was not part of a cell having only 48 hours to study their bomb factory. Their good.

Posted by: Skip

We took pictures. Jeez, get off our back.

Posted by: FBI at December 05, 2015 06:18 AM (/ciMI)

17 Also, we get our techniques from shows like CSI. In and out in five minutes. We're trying to figure out how to cut scene to save us some time.

Posted by: FBI at December 05, 2015 06:21 AM (/ciMI)

18 The DOIJ, the Department of Islamic Justice, has warned American infidels to keep quiet and get murdered like good little sheep,

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:21 AM (MQEz6)

19 My favorite SRV song: Willie the Wimp; about drug dealer Willie Stokes who was laid out in a coffin that was pimped out to look like a Cadillac.

Posted by: Inadvertent whistle at December 05, 2015 06:21 AM (3MNCs)

20 The FBI's true job is to be a good little servant of the Empire.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:22 AM (MQEz6)

21 i just really need to get that promotion, man. If I toe the administration's line they'll overlook that time I arrested a Muslim terrorist.

Posted by: FBI at December 05, 2015 06:25 AM (/ciMI)

22 I don't anticipate buying a guitar this year, but I'm kind of done with Stratocasters. Not that they're not good, it's just that they won't get jealous when I look at other guitars.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2015 06:26 AM (VdICR)

23 I have noticed more people buying ammo these days. And the gun case is a little more crowded at the range.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 06:28 AM (+bVzV)

24 The evidence gathered by the FBI will be usd to make several Powerpoint presentations about White privilege and safe spaaaces.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:31 AM (MQEz6)

25 Why are all flight attendants on TV so attractive when the reality is...different.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:31 AM (/ciMI)

26 The evidence gathered by the FBI will be usd to make several Powerpoint presentations about White privilege and safe spaaaces.

Posted by: eman

*beams*
I majored in Powerpoint!

Posted by: Agent Carlson at December 05, 2015 06:32 AM (/ciMI)

27 25,

I live near SFO and often encounter herds of flight attendants from Asian airlines.

Extremely not repulsive.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:33 AM (MQEz6)

28 I live near SFO and often encounter herds of flight attendants from Asian airlines.

Extremely not repulsive.

Posted by: eman

Ah. American problem? "Equal Opportunity," meaning flamboyant hefty men.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:36 AM (/ciMI)

29 "Drove all day until 3:20 a.m. open thread blues"

Blind Lemon Jefferson did the original, but I like Hot Tuna's live versions better.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:44 AM (HMt16)

30 The evidence gathered by the FBI will be usd to make several Powerpoint presentations about White privilege and safe spaaaces.

Posted by: eman

*beams*
I majored in Powerpoint!

Posted by: Agent Carlson

Pfft. Everyone knows Prezi impresses the brass more than that stuffy Powerpoint.

Posted by: Agent Jones at December 05, 2015 06:45 AM (/ciMI)

31 25 Why are all flight attendants on TV so attractive when the reality is...different.


Last time I flew to Denver on Southwest, I fell in love 3 times.

Hot stewies.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:47 AM (HMt16)

32


DAY 1,124

339 to go (412 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 06:48 AM (uRmWf)

33 23 I have noticed more people buying ammo these days. And the gun case is a little more crowded at the range.


And the front window at our Gander Mountain has a seemingly permanent out-of-ammo sign. Rimfire, anyway.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:48 AM (HMt16)

34
Friggin' allergies are going absolutely haywire. To the allergist on Monday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 06:48 AM (uRmWf)

35
Tho it got him killed in the end, Timothy Treadwell got the best bear footage of any documentary film makers. i watch a lot of docs on bears. You would think with long lens they would be better. Grizzly bears are so disgusting. They had one over 10 feet tall, with huge paws, 6 inch claws, and a huge jaw. I still dont know why bears dont eat any and all humans they encounter. They cant really run fast enough to escape. Bears would eat a deer they encountered, so why not humans? Maybe we taste like shit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:49 AM (iQIUe)

36 34
Friggin' allergies are going absolutely haywire. To the allergist on Monday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 06:48 AM (uRmWf)

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What are you allergic, too? The NYC air?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:50 AM (iQIUe)

37 35 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:49 AM (iQIUe)

"Onga bonga bonga!"


- - Pygmy cannibal aborigine guy encountered by Bugs Bunny

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 06:51 AM (uRmWf)

38 Timothy Treadwell? Chlorine. Gene pool. Some assembly required.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 06:51 AM (+bVzV)

39 Maybe I missed it, and I'm not promoting a conspiracy theory here, but has there been an explanation for why the shooters were wearing handcuffs when they were photographed lying in pools of blood?

Did the cops handcuff them after perforating them? First thing I noticed was the cuffs, and I'm still puzzling over it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:52 AM (HMt16)

40 If every bear had a heart attack and dropped dead, I'd throw a yuuuge party.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:52 AM (MQEz6)

41 I still dont know why bears dont eat any and all humans they encounter. They cant really run fast enough to escape. Bears would eat a deer they encountered, so why not humans? Maybe we taste like shit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

Brings to mind this comic:
http://www.channelate.com/2012/02/15/bear-in-camp/

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:52 AM (/ciMI)

42
I think the FBI's problem like other agencies, they are less about law enforcement and more about political correctness. The DOI has also been run into the ground.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:52 AM (iQIUe)

43 36 What are you allergic, too? The NYC air?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:50 AM (iQIUe)

Was okay until we got the kitties just over 9 years ago. Been getting shots for the past 4; dust mites, cat dander, tree pollen, dog, horse, grass, ragweed.

Been under control up until about a week or so ago. Maybe DeBlasio farted. Or opened his mouth. Same difference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 06:53 AM (uRmWf)

44 39,

I think it is SOP to cuff them, just in case they ain't dead-dead.

Just a guess.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 06:54 AM (MQEz6)

45 I like panda bears. They're pretty chill (and I imagine their meat is tender).

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:54 AM (/ciMI)

46 39 Maybe I missed it, and I'm not promoting a conspiracy theory here, but has there been an explanation for why the shooters were wearing handcuffs when they were photographed lying in pools of blood?

Did the cops handcuff them after perforating them? First thing I noticed was the cuffs, and I'm still puzzling over it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:52 AM (HMt16)

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Protocol is that you cuff them. And if you notice the large amount of blood nearby, he was alive for a while. When your heart stops, you dont bleed. So, of course they shd cuff him.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:55 AM (iQIUe)

47 I still dont know why bears dont eat any and all humans they encounter.

It's believed that predators make a judgment based on the size of the potential prey. Is it worth it or should they just go for smaller, less dangerous-looking prey. That's why you are supposed to stand up tall and open your jacket out to the sides when you encounter a bear. The idea is to look bigger. Some experts think that predators are also uneasy about attacking humans because we walk on two legs, unlike any of their usual dinners.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:56 AM (HMt16)

48 45 I like panda bears. They're pretty chill (and I imagine their meat is tender).
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 06:54 AM (/ciMI)

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Have you seen panda bear shit? Google it! It looks like large green and brown avocados.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:56 AM (iQIUe)

49 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:52 AM

I noticed that too. Maybe he was alive for a few minutes after they dropped him and they cuffed him while the medics were enroute.

Or maybe they cuffed him so when they threw bacon on him as he lay there dying he couldn't remove it. Well, one can only hope for the best.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 06:57 AM (+bVzV)

50 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 06:55 AM (iQIUe)

Thanks. I thought they were already deader than dead when they cuffed them, which seemed strange.

The Alex Jones crowd must be having a field day though.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:57 AM (HMt16)

51 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2015 06:57 AM (KCxzN)

52 It's believed that predators make a judgment based on the size of the potential prey. Is it worth it or should they just go for smaller, less dangerous-looking prey. That's why you are supposed to stand up tall and open your jacket out to the sides when you encounter a bear. The idea is to look bigger. Some experts think that predators are also uneasy about attacking humans because we walk on two legs, unlike any of their usual dinners.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:56 AM (HMt16)

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I'm no expert but that does not apply in all cases. The latest is when you are around them is to kneel down and look away. Maybe one is tries to look large only when they are angry?

I wouldnt kneel down around large cats though.

I hate how these animals will eat part of you and then bury the rest of you for a late nite snack.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:00 AM (iQIUe)

53 Good morning, Mr. Jackson!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 07:00 AM (/ciMI)

54 Been under control up until about a week or so ago. Maybe DeBlasio farted. Or opened his mouth. Same difference.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 06:53 AM (uRmWf)

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So, the shots allow you to have pets?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:02 AM (iQIUe)

55 Remember that 12 y/o who was shot in Cleveland? He was also cuffed and people on the internet (are they real?) made a stink. They said the cops shd have given first aid but what first aid cd they have given? He was bleeding internally in that the bullet had nicked a major artery.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:04 AM (iQIUe)

56 When you see something say something.

How about

When you see something shoot something

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at December 05, 2015 07:05 AM (aeeHw)

57 "Muslim backlash"? I DON'T CAIR.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 07:07 AM (/ciMI)

58 Mark Steyn has a letter from someone reminding him if his cat was 10 times his size it wouldn't be so friendly. I disagree one of my cats has been on my lap all morning, if she was 10 times bigger she would still be there. They get feed well so eating me would be counter productive.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:09 AM (k0xxN)

59 54 So, the shots allow you to have pets?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:02 AM (iQIUe)


Yes. What happened, I think, was when we got them I had never been exposed for prolonged periods to the dander, so it just overwhelmed my immune system and made me sensitive to everything.

Been under control generally, except every so often when there's a big pollen count. But this is ridiculous. Hate to say it, it coincides with the absence of my housekeeper and we just don't do as good a job of cleaning as she does. Then again, I still have been sneezing up a storm at my office.

Meh, who the hell knows?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:10 AM (uRmWf)

60 In a article in Nat Geo many years ago the writer stated in his opinion cats from house to lion taste like crap being on the high end of the food chain. I can only guess humans would be in the same boat.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:12 AM (k0xxN)

61 58 They get feed well so eating me would be counter productive.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:09 AM (k0xxN)

Tell that to Siegfried and Roy.

I don't think it's food or love. Cats like any animal, even domestic ones, will have their instincts kick in if they feel threatened or freaked out or just plain pissed off at you. One of mine is very affectionate and totally bonded with me, but he will bite if I do something that bugs him or if I don't give him enough attention. I'd hate to be on the receiving end of that if he were larger than what he is already. And that's bad enough.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:13 AM (uRmWf)

62 Well here is the actual "manual" of crime scene investigation from the FBI/DOJ

http://tinyurl.com/z6ssjs6

This is probably what was in the shredder.

no links to international terror will be found/pursued because the regime doesn't want to find links to international terror.

Posted by: Kreplech at December 05, 2015 07:14 AM (hRmeN)

63 60 I can only guess humans would be in the same boat.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:12 AM (k0xxN)


". . . Donner? Party of 10?. . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:14 AM (uRmWf)

64 I noticed that too. Maybe he was alive for a few
minutes after they dropped him and they cuffed him while the medics were
enroute.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 06:57 AM


IIRC, cops are trained to cuff ANY perp when he's "immobilized," without checking vitals first. If he had been alive -- not a solid likelihood, given the quantity of blood on the ground -- he might have tried to escape, pulled another weapon, had a detonator, etc.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 07:14 AM (ykopX)

65 "Did the cops handcuff them after perforating them? First thing I noticed was the cuffs, and I'm still puzzling over it."


Also notice the legs crossed. From watching Lt. Joe Kenda I learned that most of the time when collapsing from a fully standing position that bodies will collapse with the legs crossed.

Sure enough, there he is....legs crossed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 07:15 AM (YbBZA)

66 You are what you eat.

I'm a human being.

Posted by: Cannibal Jokes at December 05, 2015 07:16 AM (/ciMI)

67 People ARE buying more ammo and getting CCW's at a rate that in a few months will be reported as "unprecedented."

With good reason, too.

Our government has sold us out. Lots of people realize that now.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2015 07:16 AM (u5gzz)

68
Reminds me of when I lived in LA. I moved to a new apartment and went to the building manager's place to sign my lease and get the key. I notice a very large cat, about the size of a dog, eating from a bowl. Very exotic. The guy told me it was a cervil that he and his wife rescued from some circus that went bust. It's evidently a predatory cat from Central and South America. As I was looking at it, it suddenly picked its head up from its food, stared at me, bared its fanged and hissed.

You never saw me move so fast in my life.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:17 AM (uRmWf)

69 Good morning morons.

So, we have let so many bad actors into the country that the FBI, etc. don't have the resources to monitor them.

This kind of thing is going to keep happening, a lot.

When the AG and TFG flout laws, lawbreakers think it is open season.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 05, 2015 07:17 AM (1ijHg)

70
Cats bat you around. Can you imagine if you were the size of a mouse? They would knock you back and forth until you were a bloody heap. Your cries of pain wd sound like a squeak toy.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:17 AM (iQIUe)

71 66 You are what you eat.

I'm a human being.
Posted by: Cannibal Jokes at December 05, 2015 07:16 AM (/ciMI)


Q: What did one psychic say to another psychic?

A: You're fine, how am I?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:18 AM (uRmWf)

72 Posted by: Kreplech at December 05, 2015 07:14 AM

That's the 2009 edition signed by Reno. The new, improved version signed by Eric the Red doesn't require any kind of site security or monitoring unless there is a potential to make political hay.

I'm sure there's some kind of temporary revision being promulgated by Lynch that advises any scenes with terrorist implications should be casually disregarded, especially if the terrorists are from the ROP.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 07:22 AM (+bVzV)

73 Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: "Fsh"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 07:22 AM (/ciMI)

74
We are overwhelmed in this country. They are overwhelmed in europe. So what do we do? Let more of them in. Even if not actively involved in terrorism, they are enablers. Say something and be prepared to be smeared as a bigot.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:24 AM (iQIUe)

75 Morning all!!

No matter what happens today, I woke up to the best EMT evah-

Stevie Ray you're sorely missed....,

Posted by: Ruth at December 05, 2015 07:25 AM (cIjBI)

76 "Even if not actively involved in terrorism, they are enablers."


And on the welfare rolls so fast it'll make your dog howl.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 07:26 AM (qIxfC)

77 Cats bat you around.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


This topic is the cat's meow!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 07:28 AM (/ciMI)

78 So Mike Brown's step-father can scream " Burn this btch down" to a crowd - which then proceeds to do exactly that - with impunity, but Loretta Lynch makes it a point to threaten to bring down the hammer on any "Muslim hate speech that edges on violence."

Yeah ... That seems fair.

Posted by: Jolly at December 05, 2015 07:29 AM (D03ZZ)

79 So Mike Brown's step-father can scream " Burn this btch down" to a crowd - which then proceeds to do exactly that - with impunity, but Loretta Lynch makes it a point to threaten to bring down the hammer on any "Muslim hate speech that edges on violence."

Yeah ... That seems fair.

Posted by: Jolly

I don't see any conflict there.

Posted by: Kollidge students who have learned their lessons well at December 05, 2015 07:31 AM (/ciMI)

80 Cannibalism is a necessary survival instinct. The siege of Lenningrad was another case of mass cannibalism.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:32 AM (k0xxN)

81 And on the welfare rolls so fast it'll make your dog howl.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 07:26 AM (qIxfC)

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Isnt that what that bitch marred to speed bump did? She left her parents home who were supporting her and her child and got on welfare, and married another muzzie and popped out another kid.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:32 AM (iQIUe)

82 Also didn't hear a peep from her when BLM were screaming " Pigs in a blanket fry like bacon!"

That sounds a little edgy to me.

Posted by: Jolly at December 05, 2015 07:33 AM (D03ZZ)

83 Malik came to the U.S. on what is known as a "fiance" visa, which allows an American fiance to petition for his or her partner's temporary entry before marriage. For the visa application, the address she listed in her Pakistani hometown, ABC News discovered today, does not exist.

Top Men.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 05, 2015 07:33 AM (7v/r5)

84 Given the possibility of bombs, cuffing a suspect, dying or not, should be SOP.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 05, 2015 07:33 AM (oVJmc)

85 @74

Being overwhelmed is part of the plan.

You cannot fundamentally transform a country without fundamentally transforming the people, or replacing them with people that are more amenable to change.

Our country was fundamentally changed in 65 when LBJ/Kennedy overhauled our immigration system from one that favored traditional immigration pools from Europe and first world Anglosphere countries and reoriented it toward the third world shitholes of the world.

90pct of our immigrants now come from countries that are shitholes couple that with our vast welfare state and we are about 10 years from the complete destruction of the country as we know it.

Posted by: Kreplech at December 05, 2015 07:34 AM (hRmeN)

86
If I were a grizzly bear I wd never fight another bear so i could schutp a lady bear. The pleasure if they get any lasts 3 seconds. They can lick themselves. They eat their young so there is no relationship, i.e., that's my grand kids. So, why risk your life?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:35 AM (iQIUe)

87 Is Loretta Lynch going to hold Louis Farrakan to the same "edges" of speech as she will the rest of us?

Yep, I thought so.

Screw you Obama, Valerie Jarrett, and Lynch.

Posted by: Cheyenne at December 05, 2015 07:35 AM (xa9v+)

88
Deray of the BLM was at the whitehouse Christmas party.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:35 AM (iQIUe)

89 I'm not usually given to conspiracy theories, but I think it's clear that a soft coup has been effected in this country.

The Republican Party is in on it.

There's no home team in this ball game.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2015 07:36 AM (u5gzz)

90 So Mike Brown's step-father can scream " Burn this btch down" to a crowd
- which then proceeds to do exactly that - with impunity, but Loretta
Lynch makes it a point to threaten to bring down the hammer on any
"Muslim hate speech that edges on violence."


Selective justice is the foundation of all good banana republics.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 05, 2015 07:38 AM (oVJmc)

91 "Isnt that what that bitch marred to speed bump did?"


What the Hell ever happened to her. They determined she had "aided" him in their exploits but don't remember what happened.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 07:39 AM (8Q+ZX)

92 That guy who was pretending to be black, closed his charity and said he wd return the money collected. Why not turn over the charity to others who were demanding it? Because they wd have found what a scam it was? Will he return donations? I doubt it. He has a history of this crap.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:39 AM (iQIUe)

93 The Republican Party is in on it.
There's no home team in this ball game.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2015 07:36 AM


Loretta Lynch was "vetted" by the Senate, and overwhelmingly approved.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 07:41 AM (ykopX)

94 Is it too much to ask for the Pantone color names of which lives matter? #MochaDuskLivesMatter, #PeachOrchardLivesAreWorthless

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 07:43 AM (/ciMI)

95 Linked from Drudge.

It's Judicial Watch, so who knows what as far as reporting goes, but


Middle Eastern Men Arrested Near Mexican Border with Steel Cylinders


http://tinyurl.com/hupjld8

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 05, 2015 07:44 AM (oVJmc)

96 >>> Bears would eat a deer they encountered, so why not humans? Maybe we taste like shit.

Bruce, I doubt bears eat many deer. Most bears are not hunters, but rather opportunists. Chasing a nimble deer burns lots of calories and someone else might clean out this berry patch while you are discovering how bouncy Bambi. Is.

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 07:44 AM (AfsKp)

97 Having the 93% of the media against conservatives is a big advantage to leftism. I have a relative who is very religious but only sees and reads msm, I know they vote democrat, for instance voted for Barak saying Romney didn't pay taxes yet in conversation complains how Christians are persecuted by society

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:44 AM (k0xxN)

98 10 years ? Today it feels like we've got about 10 days.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 07:45 AM (+jyzN)

99 Loretta Lynch was "vetted" by the Senate, and overwhelmingly approved.

It was obvious she would be just another Holder.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 05, 2015 07:45 AM (oVJmc)

100 89,

As time goes by the gopetrolls sound more and more pathetic and the failure theater becomes more treason than failure.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 07:46 AM (MQEz6)

101 Basically our current immigration/refugee and asylum system was designed by Ted Kennedy to destroy this country.

The fact that the GOP has not called for a wholesale rewrite is a good indication that they are in on it/don't give a shit/to stupid to realize they should give a shit about this transformation.

Posted by: Kreplech at December 05, 2015 07:47 AM (hRmeN)

102 "http://tinyurl.com/hupjld8"



Heh.

Mexico is not our friend and no deals can be made with them that mean anything.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 07:47 AM (VSUaE)

103 I said a while back, right after the Paris shoot up that it was just a matter of time before that happened here. This administration and its enablers in the GOP did absolutely nothing to prevent what happened in SB.

I think Voltaire said something along the lines of "if someone can make believe the absurd, they can make commit atrocities."

Fundamental transformation, indeed.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2015 07:48 AM (+bVzV)

104 Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 05:58 AM (hHQIG)


Say what?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 07:48 AM (1xUj/)

105 To me Paul Ryan and Barack Obama play on the same team, against me and my Country.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 07:48 AM (MQEz6)

106 Woman up on charges of attacking her husband with his guitars.
Judge asks, "First offender?"
She replies, "No, first a Gibson. THEN a Fender."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 07:49 AM (xq1UY)

107 Mexico is not our friend and no deals can be made with them that mean anything.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Oh, senor, you wound me!

Posted by: Drug Cartels running Mexico at December 05, 2015 07:49 AM (/ciMI)

108 Bruce, I doubt bears eat many deer. Most bears are not hunters, but rather opportunists. Chasing a nimble deer burns lots of calories and someone else might clean out this berry patch while you are discovering how bouncy Bambi. Is.
Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 07:44 AM (AfsKp)

============
But humans cant run the fraction of the speed of a deer. We are easy pickings!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:49 AM (iQIUe)

109 Had to turn off Fox News last night while they were showing media swarming terrorists' house like cockroaches. Disgusting.

They need, instead, to be doing profiles on the 14 poor souls who are dead. They are being forgotten. Country needs to see they were just like us and our neighbors. If it can happen to them, it can happen to us.

May wake a few people up.

Posted by: Jolly at December 05, 2015 07:49 AM (D03ZZ)

110 That would be the same Ted Kennedy who was talking to the Soviets about how to keep Reagan from starting a nuclear war, right ? Uhuh.

Our big problem is that we've been letting treason prosper for at least a couple of decades now.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2015 07:50 AM (+jyzN)

111 You are what you eat.

I'm a human being.

Posted by: Cannibal Jokes at December 05, 2015 07:16 AM (/ciMI)

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CANNIBALS ARE INHUMAN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 05, 2015 07:50 AM (V/11D)

112 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 07:51 AM (ptqRm)

113 ISIS now can begin regular attacks of varying intensity and style knowing there are plenty of eager helpers here.

They know the door is wide open.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 07:51 AM (MQEz6)

114 "Oh, senor, you wound me!
Posted by: Drug Cartels running Mexico "



Zackly.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 07:51 AM (VSUaE)

115 Looks like B'More held at #319 through the night.

But they did update the official totals to agree with my figure. instead of being one murder behind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 07:52 AM (ptqRm)

116 " In and around Banff National Park, grizzly bears have been documented eating more than 200,000 buffalo berries in a single day."

No wonder they have so much diarrhea!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:53 AM (iQIUe)

117 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CANNIBALS ARE INHUMAN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

CANNABIS IS INHUMANE!?

Posted by: The Reverend Al Sharpton at December 05, 2015 07:54 AM (/ciMI)

118 I just found out this morning that one of the victims was a local (Georgia) boy. Went to school not 3 miles from here. Kinda brings it home don't it?

http://tinyurl.com/p9whn4n



Posted by: freaked at December 05, 2015 07:54 AM (BO/km)

119 "Bears that live near human development are often found grazing on the grasses of golf courses, ski runs, parks and other urban green spaces. "

Someone shd develop a grass that tastes bad.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:54 AM (iQIUe)

120 Apparently, we need common sense ugly bitch control.

That dude died for that?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 07:55 AM (EUMr7)

121 They caught the suspected killer of Mr Fenwick as well.


Mr. Fenwick's death was one of those which makes you pause and realize that not every murder is taking out a person living a life of bad decisions.


Baltimore, and his community in particular were better places for Mr Fenwicks being there.

And we morn his loss.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 07:56 AM (ptqRm)

122 ISIS guy vs. grizzly bear.


I'd watch that.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 07:56 AM (MQEz6)

123 Link to the story on Mr Fenwick

http://tinyurl.com/n9n96fg


I knew I forgot something before hitting the "Post" button.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 07:57 AM (ptqRm)

124 The terrorists lawyers look like the Property Brothers. HGTV.

Posted by: redenzo at December 05, 2015 07:58 AM (WCnJW)

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at December 05, 2015 07:58 AM (EUMr7)

126 Apparently, we need common sense ugly bitch control.

That dude died for that?


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz

UGH. No. I martyred myself so I could get a hot wife. Surely 1 out of 72 is possible.

Posted by: "Christmas Party" Jihadi at December 05, 2015 07:58 AM (/ciMI)

127 One man was from Pennsylvania as well,
But not knowing anyone personally the only thing I want to hear from the mass murder couple's family is that they are truly deeply sorry for their death cult. I don't want to think if I knew one of the victims what I would think.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 07:59 AM (k0xxN)

128
Bears favor wolf killed carcasses of game. They also like calves. So, this tells me that they are indeed lazy fckers. Again, we have less defenses than even a caribou calf so still not sure why they dont gobble humans up.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:00 AM (iQIUe)

129 Trump helps a wounded 101st Airborne vet cut through the bullshit VA red tape to get his full disability. Some may say it's just another Trump stunt but he did more than any of the dickheads in office would do.

http://tinyurl.com/ztmdyb7

Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2015 08:00 AM (/tTDo)

130 Geez, reading along and enjoying the comments. Got to 46 or so and the screen on my fone stops scrolling. Has only happened once on one other site. A sports story on yahoo home page I think it was.
Anyway, I know what's coming. Boom, off the net.
Any tech saavy advice appreciated.

Posted by: teej at December 05, 2015 08:01 AM (BrxNJ)

131 "I'd watch that."


Seriously. Bear would rape him or eat him.....or both.



Win-win.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:01 AM (PkJzW)

132 Would really be a shame if it turned out that Tashfeen Malik was actually a transgender.


Or even if it was just rumored to be true.


Just sayin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:02 AM (ptqRm)

133 >>> Again, we have less defenses than even a caribou calf so still not sure why they dont gobble humans up.

We might have a gun or a truck. You never know if one of those two-legged freaks will whip out a pickup and run you over.

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 08:03 AM (AfsKp)

134 Again, we have less defenses than even a caribou calf so still not sure why they dont gobble humans up.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

Because humans are unpredictable little shits. You can never tell if a human is going to curl up in a little ball or pull a gun.

Posted by: Smokey the Bear at December 05, 2015 08:03 AM (/ciMI)

135 "Seriously. Bear would rape him or eat him.....or both. "

Bears are forbidden to eat a human whom they have had sex with.

But it's ok to give the body to a bear in the next village over.

Really.

It's in the Koran.


Google it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:04 AM (ptqRm)

136 If you eat someone you had sex with, isnt that like eating your ow cum?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:05 AM (iQIUe)

137 Someone shd develop a grass that tastes bad.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

---

ain't no such thing, man

Posted by: Tommy Chong at December 05, 2015 08:06 AM (V/11D)

138 >>> If you eat someone you had sex with, isnt that like eating your ow cum?

That's disgusting!

Posted by: Jefferey Dahmer at December 05, 2015 08:06 AM (AfsKp)

139 Black Lives Matter!

Chicago: 2 dead 6 shot very average 414/2360 so far this year
Baltimore: some shot, Baltimore Sun doesn't add them all up like the Tribune does in Chicago.

Posted by: Colin at December 05, 2015 08:07 AM (T3Tpd)

140 If you eat someone you had sex with, isnt that like eating your ow cum?

I am intrigued by your suggestion.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 05, 2015 08:08 AM (oVJmc)

141 Things that are not allowed in a free and open society under the First Amendment.


1. Yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater.

2. Telling a co-worker that their beard doesn't look good.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2015 08:08 AM (NeFrd)

142 eman is on it.
Guitar joke is funny.
Less defenses that a baby caribou? In bear country? Not this guy.

Posted by: teej at December 05, 2015 08:09 AM (BrxNJ)

143 "Things that are not allowed in a free and open society under the First Amendment. "


You missed at least one more.

Posted by: ClockBoy at December 05, 2015 08:10 AM (ptqRm)

144 "It's in the Koran.


Google it."



*Googles "shit in the Koran"*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:10 AM (IxmDG)

145 3. Not praising Islam.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 05, 2015 08:10 AM (oVJmc)

146 "Bears that live near human development are often found grazing on the grasses of golf courses, ski runs, parks and other urban green spaces. "

Someone shd develop a grass that tastes bad.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

---

That's bizarre. You'd think there'd be so many chemicals sprayed on the grass that the bears would keel over and die.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 08:10 AM (V/11D)

147 I would bet if ancient Mayans were migrating to here and still were going to carry out human sacrifices lefties would still cry we don't understand their practices and should be protected.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 08:11 AM (k0xxN)

148 On the plus side, we finally got the Christmas tree up yesterday evening.


Will take the rest of the day to get the rest of the stuff up though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:11 AM (ptqRm)

149 It's all spelled out in paragraph 2b of the "Incitements and Inducements" subsection of the "Good and Plenty" clause

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2015 08:13 AM (NeFrd)

150 With all this bear - human sex going on have bears taken to smoking a cigarette afterwards?

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 08:14 AM (k0xxN)

151 93 >> Loretta Lynch was "vetted" by the Senate, and overwhelmingly approved.

I don't think it was overwhelmingly, but 10 R Senators voted for her confirmation, and it read like a list of the usual suspects...

Ayotte, Thad Cockroach, Lindsey Graham, Suxass Collins, Teh Turtle hisself, Orrin Hatch, Mark Kirk.

A regular whos who of Rinoism.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:14 AM (gyKtp)

152
Again, I urge everyone to watch Ash v Evil Dead. I will never go into a sports bar again!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:14 AM (iQIUe)

153 I should get moving, haven't put outside lights in a few years, really want to today

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 08:15 AM (k0xxN)

154 Sure are a lot of "ban guns" op-eds this morning. Almost like talking points were distributed.....

Time for some common sense press control. Treason.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 08:16 AM (EUMr7)

155 With sharks, you can punch them in the eye and maybe have a chance. Try that with a bear... Plus, they have such beady little eyes set back from that huge jaw of theirs. They eyes are well protected.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:16 AM (iQIUe)

156 Gotta say, Amazon's "The Man In The High Castle" is pretty good.

In a really jarring way.

Made it through episode 8 last night, so no spoilers please.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:16 AM (ptqRm)

157 With all this bear - human sex going on have bears taken to smoking a cigarette afterwards?

Posted by: Skip

They'd better not! Due to drought, the woods are like a gosh darned tinderbox!

Posted by: Smokey the Bear at December 05, 2015 08:17 AM (/ciMI)

158 Had Animal Planet on and it goes to "My Cat from Hell." Never watched this show before in my life.

90% of the cats' problem are the owners. Treating pets like children.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:18 AM (Ej0fx)

159 Winter is coming.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 05, 2015 08:18 AM (rwI+c)

160 >>But humans cant run the fraction of the speed of a deer. We are easy pickings!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 07:49 AM (iQIUe)

Don't bears mostly eat honey and berries and salmon? They're not hunting for fun like a cat I don't think...

Morning.

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 08:18 AM (vmMMi)

161 With all this bear - human sex going on have bears taken to smoking a cigarette afterwards?

Posted by: Skip

Somebody dies! Probably.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 08:18 AM (/ciMI)

162
Sure, I can see bears as smokers.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:19 AM (iQIUe)

163 I thought bears ate out of Pic-a-nik baskets?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:19 AM (ptqRm)

164 Made it through episode 8 last night, so no spoilers please.


I'm through 7. It's good. Very slow pace but steady. And the best part is that I have no idea at all where the story is going.

Rufus Sewell plays a great villain.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 05, 2015 08:20 AM (rwI+c)

165 My laptop does not copy/paste well.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 08:20 AM (/ciMI)

166 There was a bomb set off in SB as a man who was there was saved while he was in the bathroom drying his hands. He thought the paper towel dispenser was booty trapped as he thought it blew up.
No lefty media is wanting to ban bombs.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 08:20 AM (k0xxN)

167 >>>Don't bears mostly eat honey and berries and salmon?

Pic-a-nic baskets.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 08:21 AM (EUMr7)

168 Only YOU...aw, screw it!


***lights one up***

Posted by: ex-Smoker the Bear at December 05, 2015 08:21 AM (NeFrd)

169 >>> With sharks, you can punch them in the eye and maybe have a chance. Try that with a bear... Plus, they have such beady little eyes set back from that huge jaw of theirs. They eyes are well protected.

Are you really scared of bears or just making conversation?

If New Hampshire black bears were predatory, I wouldn't be here.

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 08:22 AM (AfsKp)

170 >>>booty trapped

What does marriage have to do with this?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 08:22 AM (EUMr7)

171 SRV for the wake up!

Posted by: MTF at December 05, 2015 08:22 AM (htPSL)

172 "Rufus Sewell plays a great villain."

Gotta agree with you.

But the character of that little Japanese Chief Inspector is an outstanding little rat fcuker of an evil bastage .

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:24 AM (ptqRm)

173 Eats shoots and leaves
A coincidence on a bear and terrorism thread? I think not!

Posted by: AE at December 05, 2015 08:24 AM (+ft6G)

174 With sharks, you can punch them in the eye and maybe have a chance.

----

My 4-year-old, whenever he sees a toy shark, says "I will punch him in the gills!"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 08:25 AM (/ciMI)

175
Gotta say, Amazon's "The Man In The High Castle" is pretty good.

In a really jarring way.

Made it through episode 8 last night, so no spoilers please.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:16 AM (ptqRm)









The volcano scene just ROCKS. Worth the wait.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 08:25 AM (o98Jz)

176 >>> Rufus Sewell plays a great villain

He has a cameo in Kenneth Brannaugh's production of Hamlet. He did pretty well with that.

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 08:26 AM (AfsKp)

177 >>I actually have always loved driving through the night.


I love road trips, and leaving before dawn so that you see the sunrise on the road.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 08:26 AM (NOIQH)

178 New levels of sophistry I see popping up from lefties in my Facebook feed:

If Muslims can be radicalized online by Isis why can't Christians be radicalized by right wing rhetoric?

Posted by: The real ch3 at December 05, 2015 08:26 AM (3CXto)

179 I don't think it was overwhelmingly, but 10 R
Senators voted for her confirmation, and it read like a list of the
usual suspects... Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:14 AM


Okay, so I didn't look it up.

But the fact remains that Choom Boy's complete cadre of America-hating, racist, incompetent fools have made their way through the Senate without any serious opposition, just like everything he has demanded legislatively. No pushback on his EOs, either.

Which is why I say each and every Senator (and, for that matter, every House member) needs to be broomed. In my book, there's no difference between enthusiastic promotion of treason and acquiescence to it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 08:27 AM (ykopX)

180 I don't think it was overwhelmingly, but 10 R Senators voted for her confirmation, and it read like a list of the usual suspects...

Ayotte, Thad Cockroach, Lindsey Graham, Suxass Collins, Teh Turtle hisself, Orrin Hatch, Mark Kirk.


Your First Amendment rights have nothing to fear from having Loretta Lynch at Main Justice.

Posted by: John McVain at December 05, 2015 08:27 AM (htPSL)

181 "The volcano scene just ROCKS. Worth the wait."

That's the one after they reveal the secret NAZI moon base, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:27 AM (ptqRm)

182 >>> The volcano scene just ROCKS. Worth the wait.

Played by Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2015 08:27 AM (AfsKp)

183 Remember "Life of Julia"?
Now there's "Meet Reema."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUIxQ6TFZc#t=46

I cannot believe our government is doing this. Who is the target audience?
Just...no words.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 08:28 AM (NOIQH)

184 Zero Hedge (yeah, I know) has a piece up that makes you go Hmmmm:

http://tinyurl.com/oxyh5wm

It seems that the national background check system for firearm purchases is barred by law from keeping a database or allowing any agencies to utilize their records, yet they were able to tell us that an exact # of people on the terror watchlist had 'legally purchased guns in the last 10 years'.

Did this Administration break the law? Did a bear shit Timothy Treadwell? Same question.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:29 AM (gyKtp)

185 I sometimes wonder if our current White House Occupant was radicalized by the teachings of Jeremiah Wright in his formative years?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:29 AM (ptqRm)

186 If Muslims can be radicalized online by Isis why can't Christians be radicalized by right wing rhetoric?

Posted by: The real ch3 at December 05, 2015 08:26 AM (3CXto)
------------------------------------------------------

In a twisted sort of way, its vaguely a good beginning for them to acknowledge a difference between Jihadists and their church-going neighbors. Through the mists of their minds, they are reaching for the obvious!

Posted by: MTF at December 05, 2015 08:30 AM (htPSL)

187 New levels of sophistry I see popping up from lefties in my Facebook feed:

If Muslims can be radicalized online by Isis why can't Christians be radicalized by right wing rhetoric?

Posted by: The real ch3

A "radical" Christian sells his belongings and helps the poor. A "radical" Muslim sells his belongings, gets a ticket to the developed world, gets on welfare, and goes on a killing spree.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 08:30 AM (/ciMI)

188 So Lizzy, I cannot get through the whole thing but if she's already 'made the dangerous journey' out of the country she is already pretty safe right? So we need to bring her here because????

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 08:30 AM (vmMMi)

189 Just...no words.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 08:28 AM


All I can say -- lest Loretta Lynch decides I am a Bad Boy -- is that this video should be played at Choom Boy's impeachment trial.

I would never have thought so many lies could be crammed into four minutes.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 08:33 AM (ykopX)

190
Loretta Lynch was "vetted" by the Senate, and overwhelmingly approved.

I don't think it was overwhelmingly, but 10 R Senators voted for her confirmation...
Posted by: GnuBreed



Cloture -- and cloture is the confirmation -- was 66* to 34. Almost half the GOPe Senators voted for her.

*Thanks Thom!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 08:33 AM (kdS6q)

191 the character of that little Japanese Chief Inspector

I read that as "Chef Inspector." It suddenly crossed my mind, how tough it would be to do the restaurant inspection at a hibachi grill. There's the guy, throwing those Kiritsuke's around as you interview him, building the little fried-rice choo-choo volcano with boiling rice vinegar, with his spray bottle of sake. Takes rice balls.

Remember Sutherland in the opening of the remade Body Snatchers, inspecting a kitchen and arguing with Andre over whether that's caper or a rat turd?
That was the line of work of Our Newest Jihadi. Could be the pods?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2015 08:35 AM (xq1UY)

192 Considering the times, they probably considered reading them their rights, providing them an Obama phone and signing them up for rental assistance. Can't be too careful ya know.

Posted by: IncaRhodes at December 05, 2015 08:35 AM (eRAVa)

193
Zero Hedge (yeah, I know) has a piece up that makes you go Hmmmm:

http://tinyurl.com/oxyh5wm

It seems that the national background check system for firearm purchases is barred by law from keeping a database or allowing any agencies to utilize their records, yet they were able to tell us that an exact # of people on the terror watchlist had 'legally purchased guns in the last 10 years'.

Did this Administration break the law? Did a bear shit Timothy Treadwell? Same question.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:29 AM (gyKtp)







Kind of old news, but I don't have a link. BATFEIEIO was caught illegally keeping records of background checks by not purging the databases years ago. Several times, if memory serves. What made it worse was that the databases are *supposed* to be set up to auto-purge after the backgrounder is completed and passed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 08:35 AM (o98Jz)

194
I like Rufus Sewell and James Frain. Wish they would do more work. Sewell was great in Zen, a mini cop drama set in Rome.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:35 AM (iQIUe)

195 I sometimes wonder if our current White House
Occupant was radicalized by the teachings of Jeremiah Wright in his
formative years?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:29 AM


Pro Tip: that Indonesian madrasa must have been a real doozy....

Also see: Frank Marshall Davis, Bombin' Billy Ayers, Rashid Khalidi, etc., etc., etc.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 08:36 AM (ykopX)

196 We hereby formally lodge a complaint on behalf of dolphins, gorillas, ducks, and other prominent rapists of the animal kingdom with regards to how much attention the bear is receiving on this site.

Posted by: The Union of Raping Animals at December 05, 2015 08:37 AM (/ciMI)

197
Also, TFG:

Jeb Bush says that the Senate should confirm the nomination of Loretta Lynch. "I think presidents have the right to pick their team," Bush said, according to reports of his stop at the Politics and Pie forum in Concord, New Hampshire.

"If someone is supportive of the presidents policies, whether you agree with them or not, there should be some deference to the executive," Bush told reporters. "It should not always be partisan."

04/17/15



"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I,
!Jeb! was to carry Excalibur."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 08:38 AM (kdS6q)

198 Buy guns used from private sellers.

Assume that any gun bought from a dealer will be confiscated.

Because it will be.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2015 08:38 AM (u5gzz)

199 "Also see: Frank Marshall Davis, Bombin' Billy Ayers, Rashid Khalidi, etc., etc., etc."

I would be perfectly happy if they became verbally and mentally associated with the word "Radicalized".

Use the lefts terms and tricks against them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:38 AM (ptqRm)

200 61
One of mine is very affectionate and totally bonded with me, but he will bite if I do something that bugs him or if I don't give him enough attention.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:13 AM (uRmWf)


I used to have a cat that would occasionally bite the heel of my hand *while* I was petting him, purring up a storm the whole time. It was a totally affectionate bite. He just got a little carried away sometimes. A couple of times he even drew blood.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 08:38 AM (sdi6R)

201 190 >> Cloture -- and cloture is the confirmation -- was 66* to 34. Almost half the GOPe Senators voted for her.

Damn good point, LDC.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:39 AM (gyKtp)

202 "I sometimes wonder if our current White House Occupant was radicalized by the teachings of Jeremiah Wright in his formative years?"



Probably before. Wright's "church" was just a soothing "safe space" once a week.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:40 AM (16M7M)

203 >>If Muslims can be radicalized online by Isis why can't Christians be radicalized by right wing rhetoric?

Maybe he was radicalized when he memorized the Koran?

Seriously, why are they so intent on finding someone else to blame for Farook's terrorism - the web, his wife, a fight at work? Maybe Farook wanted to do this, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 08:40 AM (NOIQH)

204 Here's your daily EZ Dog

Dec 5, 1943 - The EZ Dog Journals
Little activity on either side. Air OP's had some excellent missions. Clear and warmer.




By Air OP he is referring to airborne observation posts, or forward observers in small fixed wing aircraft specifically for the purpose of directing and controlling artillery targeting. Dad's unit used the Stinson L-5 extensively throughout the war. Here's a nice summary of the L-5's role.


http://www.warbirdalley.com/l5.htm

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2015 08:40 AM (NeFrd)

205 Strange women laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2015 08:40 AM (0eUIs)

206 Posted by: The Union of Raping Animals

It has come to our attention that our name is ambiguous. We hereby change our name.

Posted by: Muslims at December 05, 2015 08:40 AM (/ciMI)

207 Morning, Glories! Sunshine and warmth is the prediction for today. I'd say "unseasonable" warmth, but Oklahoma's season depends upon from which direction the wind is blowing.

Now, whatcha'all been saying in 200 comments?

*jumps to top*

Posted by: mindful webworker at sunrise at December 05, 2015 08:42 AM (5/lDN)

208
My 4-year-old, whenever he sees a toy shark, says "I will punch him in the gills!"
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 08:25 AM (/ciMI)

=========

Good for him!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:42 AM (iQIUe)

209 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 08:33 AM

I see that Ted "Mr Conservative" Cruz didn't bother to vote for or against Lynch.

He seems to be good at being elsewhere when it's time to go on the record....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 08:42 AM (ykopX)

210 Islamic State says California killers of 14 were their followers




Wait, don't tell me - still no motive. Good thing the FBI turned their apartment to the MFM mob.


"We are strong. And we are resilient. And we will not be terrorized," Obama said.



Unless someone says word one about the precious Muzzies then the government will come down on them like a ton of bricks.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:43 AM (45oDG)

211 One of mine is very affectionate and totally bonded with me, but he will bite if I do something that bugs him or if I don't give him enough attention.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2015 07:13 AM (uRmWf)

==========

Could be worse...Ace will bite and spray you in your face if you bug him or dont give him enough attention.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 08:45 AM (iQIUe)

212
Strange women laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2015 08:40 AM (0eUIs)






Depends. Are her elbows sharper than the sword?

#AskingTheImportantQuestions

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 08:46 AM (o98Jz)

213 The Republicans play that "presidents have a right to pick their team" card every time a Democrat is president yet Republican presidents never get reciprocity.Suckers,retards or worse?

Posted by: Steevy at December 05, 2015 08:46 AM (8HTq1)

214 Loretta Lynch is another affirmative action queen. Incompetent but knows the party line and can salute and follow orders just like the rest of Obongo's administration. In a real world these people would be cleaning the offices they currently occupy, not holding them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2015 08:46 AM (ej1L0)

215 "Could be worse...Ace will bite and spray you in your face if you bug him or dont give him enough attention."

Remember that time he nipped the PetCo attendant trying to express his anal glands?

Hilarity ensued!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:47 AM (ptqRm)

216
I see that Ted "Mr Conservative" Cruz didn't bother to vote for or against Lynch. He seems to be good at being elsewhere when it's time to go on the record....
Posted by: MrScribbler



Do recall the LCF was off ratting the cup at a fundraiser at the home of a couple of gay slumlords, noted for having had a gay hustler floating dead in their bathtub.

Who promptly turned on him after Boys Town started screaming about the Devil GOP.

Big tent.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 08:48 AM (kdS6q)

217 Loretta Lynch is another affirmative action queen.
Incompetent but knows the party line and can salute and follow orders
just like the rest of Obongo's administration. In a real world these
people would be cleaning the offices they currently occupy, not holding
them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2015 08:46 AM (ej1L0)


And they would be doing a shitty job at that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:49 AM (45oDG)

218 "Suckers,retards or worse?"

I'll take "Traitorous Motherfuckers" for a thousand, Alex.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2015 08:49 AM (u5gzz)

219
The Republicans play that "presidents have a right to pick their team" card every time a Democrat is president yet Republican presidents never get reciprocity.Suckers,retards or worse?

Posted by: Steevy at December 05, 2015 08:46 AM (8HTq1)








They're right. Presidents DO have the right to pick their team. Which they do by submitting nominations.

And the Senate has the right, indeed the duty to say "fuck you, that guy's a gorram commie cocksucker".

The GOPe always seems to forget that part.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 08:49 AM (o98Jz)

220 "Suckers,retards or worse?"



Yes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:50 AM (uvUET)

221 >>"We are strong. And we are resilient. And we will not be terrorized," Obama said.


Oh, goody, #BostonStrong2.0

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 08:50 AM (NOIQH)

222 Stolen from Zip's place, and offered without comment

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=243698

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:51 AM (ptqRm)

223 ...the biggest part of their Weltanschauung. (Entelligent people don't say "worldview.") [ rdbrewer]

All this Ent talk distracts from the vital issue. Moar Random pictures of Maria Bartiromo, stat

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 08:51 AM (jT+gh)

224 And they would be doing a shitty job at that. Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2015 08:49 AM

More likely that they'd be at home in their Section 8 apartment, watching the big flat-screen and whining because the latest welfare check wouldn't cover the down payment on their new "Sclade.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 08:51 AM (ykopX)

225 Jebbie, the President has the right to nominate a candidate and the Senate has the right and power to reject that choice.

You have no clue what a Constitutional Republic is, how it works, or why it is made that way.


Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 08:52 AM (MQEz6)

226  I would bet if ancient Mayans were migrating to here and still were going to carry out human sacrifices lefties would still cry we don't understand their practices and should be protected.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 08:11 AM (k0xxN)
---
Yes, and that would be kind of racist. In what other context do normal ethical rules not exist, and in which we do not pity the "victim" if one member kills off another? In the animal kingdom.

Liberal Muzzlove seems more and more like PETA. Hate western humans and prefer instead that something lesser supplant it.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 08:53 AM (V/11D)

227 The GOPe always seems to forget that part.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2015 08:49 AM


Yup. Supreme Court Justice Harriet Meiers hardest hit....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 05, 2015 08:53 AM (ykopX)

228 "I will punch him in the gills!"

I get this urge often, like when Mitch the Turtle appears on TV.

He said, recently, about the new 5 year Highway bill that just got shoved through (price tag $305 billion):

"This has been one of the most exhilarating and satisfying experiences I've had in the time I've been in the Senate,"

*hunts around for a gill to punch*

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 08:53 AM (gyKtp)

229 >>>"We are strong. And we are resilient. And we will not be terrorized," Obama said.

Actually, 100 million firearm owners said that. And we mean it.

Boys and girls, I hate to say it, but it's getting to be that time.

*shouts out to his friends from NSA*

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 08:54 AM (EUMr7)

230 And in case nobody could find DeRay last night, he has an alibi.

http://twitchy.com/?p=474750

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 08:54 AM (ptqRm)

231 228 Punch him in the throat waddle.

Posted by: Steevy at December 05, 2015 08:54 AM (8HTq1)

232 You could work that thing like a speedbag.

Posted by: Steevy at December 05, 2015 08:55 AM (8HTq1)

233 "We are strong. And we are resilient. And we will not be terrorized," Obama said.




"Fox news...FOX NEWS....FOX NEWS"


I can think of plenty of other things to simply SAY, that would make them think they're being terrorized....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 05, 2015 08:55 AM (AC0lD)

234 Desolute, the drones waddle yon and hither,
programed understanding, sightless they slither.

Watch lists fill the room, yet no attention is paid
'tis all a circus, to everyone's dismay.

Stunned silence rules the day
as official policy shows the way
to oblivion.

Despair

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 08:55 AM (qAFc/)

235 >>...if ancient Mayans were migrating to here and still were going to carry out human sacrifices lefties would still cry we don't understand their practices and should be protected.

*cough*

Posted by: Dr. Gosnell, Planned Parenthood at December 05, 2015 08:55 AM (NOIQH)

236 Cnn: times makes 'rare' editorial move on guns.

Funny how guns are always the problem even in the face of pipe bombs, stabbings, etc...

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 08:55 AM (vmMMi)

237 >>>Moar Random pictures of Maria Bartiromo, stat

I would throw my back out hitting that.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 08:56 AM (EUMr7)

238 Good morning everyone
how is everyone doing this morning?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 05, 2015 08:57 AM (uZNvH)

239 Ethical question:if some nefarious party were to hack the Money Honey's phone and find some lewd pictures,would you look?

Posted by: Steevy at December 05, 2015 08:57 AM (8HTq1)

240 "This has been one of the most exhilarating and satisfying experiences I've had in the time I've been in the Senate,"


----

So we know Mitch doesn't sleep with hookers; I guess that's a point in the GOP's favor.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 08:57 AM (/ciMI)

241 "(Entelligent people don't say "worldview.") "




Werd.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 08:58 AM (fNd2I)

242 >>Funny how guns are always the problem even in the face of pipe bombs, stabbings, etc...


It's the steel.

https://www.billwhittle.com/afterburner/
its-steel-bill-whittles-solution-gun-control

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 08:58 AM (NOIQH)

243 Wattle not waddle.

Posted by: Steevy at December 05, 2015 08:58 AM (8HTq1)

244 >>>Good morning everyone
how is everyone doing this morning?

Well ain't you a pleasant SOB this morning?

*goes for more coffee*

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 08:58 AM (EUMr7)

245 Could be worse...Ace will bite and spray you in your face if you bug him or dont give him enough attention.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
---
Call me cynical, but I've noticed that nobody barrels more than ace. Maybe he's doing it to beef up the comment count, for the advertisers? People can't resist the allure of the barrel.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 08:58 AM (V/11D)

246 For those who would move beyond 80%

http://tinyurl.com/pbxhc8h

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 09:00 AM (ptqRm)

247 Who'd he play? Rosencranz or Gildenstern?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2015 09:00 AM (VdICR)

248 >>>>if some nefarious party were to hack the Money Honey's phone and find some lewd pictures,would you look?

I'd need shoulder surgery.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 09:00 AM (EUMr7)

249 So after a few hours on the "no posting" bandwagon I've allowed by addiction to get the better of me again. ;^) I just wanted to share this story and then I'll get off until after the dreaded "Hall of Shame" listing:

I just went with spouse to the local pharmacy which is obviously owned or managed by an Asian Indian guy. Probably owned. I bought a few things including a "NY Post" which had a big picture of Jihadi wife on the cover. I didn't say anything about it, but unprompted he remarked (The store had just opened so there was nobody waiting in line behind us) looking at the photo, "That's terrible. You come to this country and try to destroy it. This is my country; I have been here thirty five years. Muslims have many bad people. I am from India so we know how bad they can be. I am Hindu. I am glad people know now that Hindus are not bad people-not the same as Muslims. And the media; It helps this kind of thing; Always acting like we should pretend and not say anything. That's what happened with Hitler. Full media support and people saying nothing."

So this Indian guy who's obviously not some "Bigoted white guy" isn't afraid to say what he thinks. "NY Daily News" and other folks may think everyone is on the PC bandwagon, but they're not.

Just thought that was interesting.

I'll go away now. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2015 09:01 AM (No/ki)

250 Beard and Turtle are both Obama-helpers.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:02 AM (MQEz6)

251
San Bernadino shooting suspects family lawyer pushes back on terror allegations, guns. "I myself probably have 4,000 or 5,000 rounds of bullets that I keep at home," he said.



"Rounds of bullets". Obviously a NRA life member. I say we trust him.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 09:02 AM (kdS6q)

252 Any organization that is not expressly conservative becomes liberal over time.

And we have seen how progressive infiltrate and take over institutions, so it would seem they have infiltrated the Republican party.

The modern America we inhabit was created and shaped by a handful of Presidents and are all Democrats.

So the governmental order we now operate under is a wholly Democrat creation. There have been only really two times in the last 50 years where anything was done to even modestly role it back, parts of the 80's and mid-late 90's.

Actually our current downward slope and trajectory started with the election of the compassionate conservative George Bush and the GOP taking over the house of Representaives.

In order to get broad backing for his costly and disasterous wars, George Bush gave away the store and set the stage for eight years of the SCOAMF.

Spending went through the roof, we had lightbulb bans, Medicare program boondoggles and No Child Left behind written by Kennedy.

George Bush was an unmitigated disaster.

The SCOAMF is worse but that's like trying to figure out which Horseman of the Apocalypse is the least devastating.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2015 09:03 AM (WVvzl)

253 "So this Indian guy who's obviously not some "Bigoted white guy" isn't afraid to say what he thinks."

Probably radicalized by the teachings of Billy and Franklin Graham.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 09:03 AM (ptqRm)

254 "Boys and girls, I hate to say it, but it's getting to be that time."


Why, Morg, whatever do you mean?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:03 AM (rMtAv)

255 >>>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2015 09:01 AM (No/ki)

The Indians have assimilated. They have enriched a pluralistic culture just as so many other ethnic groups have.

Muslims will ALWAYS be foreigners.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 09:04 AM (EUMr7)

256 Wattle, wiggle, worst the woe
Straddle, stricken the best in show
Riders Ridden in Reverse review


Dongle dribbles hopeless extent
History shouts in angry lament

Posted by: Roscoe P. Panmite at December 05, 2015 09:05 AM (qAFc/)

257 Moar on that Highway Robbery bill; my rant from yesterday:

Under a compromise reached between the House and Senate, a new 5 year
spending bill was passed for transportation. Compromise, you ask? Why
yes, they got together and agreed to spend more than either had
previously proposed.

http://tinyurl.com/hkbnkdt

(Breitbart)

Now
that's Progress, baby! But wait, there's more -- Ex-Im Bank is back
too, biches! Oh yes. And a dead crop insurance program from 2011? $3
billion worth of undead now, homies! Wait, what about $48 billion for
mass transit? Fuck yeah, toss that shit in the pot.

Pay for it
all? What, are you crazy? Just loot the general fund for $70 billion or
so. Score! Well, they also plan to make $9 billion by selling off part
of the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, at $90/barrel. Look, don't question
the magic, you fucking doubters.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2015 09:05 AM (gyKtp)

258 We hereby formally lodge a complaint on behalf of dolphins, gorillas, ducks, and other prominent rapists of the animal kingdom with regards to how much attention the bear is receiving on this site.
Posted by: The Union of Raping Animals



Hey, I paid my dues! Don't tell me the check didn't clear.

Posted by: The Sea Lion at December 05, 2015 09:05 AM (1xUj/)

259 "Boys and girls, I hate to say it, but it's getting to be that time."

---

*looks at watch*
Oh, shoot! Time to jump in the shower.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 09:06 AM (/ciMI)

260 >>>Posted by: The Union of Raping Animals

I hate those guys.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 05, 2015 09:07 AM (EUMr7)

261 So this Indian guy who's obviously not some "Bigoted white guy" isn't afraid to say what he thinks. "NY Daily News" and other folks may think everyone is on the PC bandwagon, but they're not.
Just thought that was interesting.
I'll go away now. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2015 09:01 AM (No/ki)

Yup...I have dealt with many Indians and they are some of the most hard working and polite people to work with and be around. They also know the danger of the muslims and have fought them and are still fighting them over in India.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2015 09:07 AM (ej1L0)

262 256 No,you used the correct word.It was me that used waddle when I should have used wattle.

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2015 09:07 AM (8HTq1)

263
And in news CAC used to post before he developed Scrantonitis:

NASA releases clearest images of Pluto world might see for decades

www.cnn.com/2015/12/05/world/nasa-pluto___s/

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 09:08 AM (kdS6q)

264 Just thought that was interesting. I'll go away now. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
---
So the lies are so obvious, fewer and fewer are buying it. Great. Would still like to see some sort of outcryat the administration doubling down on its policy.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 09:08 AM (V/11D)

265 "Just thought that was interesting.

I'll go away now. :^)"



Ain't it funny. India has walled Pakistan off because they are a crazy bunch of ma-fcukers. All "brown people" as it were but they can see the crazy mo-fos right across the border.

Some people can see it, others simply won't.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:09 AM (DsNne)

266 Some people can see it, others simply won't.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Forest? All I see is trees!

Posted by: Democrats at December 05, 2015 09:12 AM (/ciMI)

267 If nothing else, this week clearly proves that the only way to circumnavigate the federal government's rigorous and stringent vetting system is by lying on the application form.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 05, 2015 09:12 AM (oVJmc)

268
And the NASA release with more science-y detail:

www.nasa.gov/feature/new-horizons-returns-first-of-the-best___s-of-pluto

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 09:13 AM (kdS6q)

269 @261

That's great that Indians are hard working but they also overwhlemingly vote Democrat.

1992 - 31pct
1996 - 43pct
2000 - 54pct
2004 - 58pct
2008 - 73pct

So we have that.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2015 09:13 AM (WVvzl)

270 We hereby formally lodge a complaint on behalf of dolphins, gorillas,
ducks, and other prominent rapists of the animal kingdom with regards
to how much attention the bear is receiving on this site.


Posted by: The Union of Raping Animals

Preach it!

Posted by: PETRA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Raping Animals) at December 05, 2015 09:14 AM (oVJmc)

271
Pixy. Now just #TwoWeeks from fixing the ___-eater:

http://tinyurl.com/hygqjz4

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 09:14 AM (kdS6q)

272 This FB exchange sums up the gulf in our mutual understandings as a country. (To be fair, LiberalGuy I'm talking to is a naturalized citizen, so he didn't grow up with our ideas):

Liberal Guy: I have hundreds of friends here on Facebook, and I can only find 3 or 4 who are in favor of guns as they are today. And yet, they get to represent the majority. I find it shocking how blatantly corrupt the system is, with the NRA paying congressmen to pass ridiculous legislation.

Bandersnatch*: LiberlGuy, I think you're having a Pauline Kael moment. ("How could Nixon get elected? I don't know anyone who voted for him.") Half of American households have guns. Almost none of those are ever misused. We're at a moment in which the cultures don't speak with eachother, red/blue, gun/anti-gun, etc. The anti-gunners are generally so unfamiliar with guns and how they work that their statements look silly to the gun people.

LiberalGuy: Seriously, Bandersnatch? All I need to know is that a person with a gun can kill me. And the fact that half of the American households have guns is exactly the problem. It's amazing that this country was able to outlaw alcohol for decades and cannot do the same with guns. And finally, it is the pro-gunners that don't want to talk. Nothing that is proposed passes!



*(The real Bandersnatch. I'm still feeling a little butthurt that someone posted as Frumious Bandersnatch at #2. That ain't right).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 09:16 AM (1xUj/)

273

Let's see. Grandma Jihad lived with them. The more we know about Fugly for Jihad the more we see she was a radical before she got here. Farooked Ups sister has ties to an extremist Mosque in the US. And no sight of Farooked Ups Navy vet brother, but someone was arrested the day of the shooting. No word on who was the 3rd party who purchased the long guns for them. And no word on the half a dozen Muslim men seen coming and going from The Bomb Factory Home



Can we stop having sympathy for the family? They are not to be believed or trusted. They all knew. They may have all been in on it

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 09:17 AM (zOTsN)

274 I think I see a casino in one of those Pluto pics.

Yup, casino, parking lot, and spaceport.

Either Aliens or it's a pic from the future.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:20 AM (MQEz6)

275 JEF on his radio address said he knows these people may have come under "the influence of extremist groups"




Fvcking Amish at it again

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 09:20 AM (jJRIy)

276 Compare what Fenolon's store owner said to what we're hearing from Farook's family, lawyer, and CAIR --- heck, even the whiney muslims complaining about "backlash."

Not an ounce of gratitude for America, not any recognition of what an opportunity it provides to those who emigrate here. Haven't we been lectured by Obama and DHS that we must take ME refugees because they face dangerous persecution in their homeland? But CAIR director said America was partially to blame for these terror attacks.

Maybe we should just respond: "You're right, America is awful, please do go back to your homeland."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 09:21 AM (NOIQH)

277
The California baby girl orphaned when her killer parents died in a shootout with cops after they slaughtered 14 people at an office holiday party may soon be adopted by her uncle.



Well, dandy. Obviously the family is great at raising kids right.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 09:21 AM (kdS6q)

278 Hoping the Horde has some information -- is there another large religion that requires 'pilgrimage' for all believers? Seems more political to me, like making sure believers come back to the hive occasionally for retraining.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2015 09:22 AM (MIKMs)

279 Noted in 200 comments:

Some jokes work better spoken than written.

No Vic.

Sefton's countdown goes 'way too slow.

Bear comic was funny.

BwaW!: Have you seen panda bear shit? Google it!
a. No thanks.
b. Google is panda $#!+.

The Man In The High Castle"...
volcano scene just ROCKS.
secret NAZI moon base

Dang it, IllTemperedCur & Village Idiot's Apprentice! I'm only through Ep2. No spoilers!!!


I still don't know what "Thanks Thom!" means.
But, following the style guide, I'm not asking.

Annnd... sixty-seven more comments after I posted my first.

Plowing forward...

Posted by: mindful webworker - through the fog at December 05, 2015 09:22 AM (5/lDN)

280 236
Cnn: times makes 'rare' editorial move on guns.



Funny how guns are always the problem even in the face of pipe bombs, stabbings, etc...

Posted by: Lea at December 05, 2015 08:55 AM (vmMMi)

Following front page editorial in NY Slime. There is STILL a journolist.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2015 09:23 AM (jJRIy)

281 >>>And finally, it is the pro-gunners that don't want to talk.

It's because we have nothing left to say.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 09:23 AM (EUMr7)

282 "JEF on his radio address said he knows these people may have come under "the influence of extremist groups"


I wonder if these extremist groups share any common viewpoints and theological leanings.

And if they might have some sort of writings and teaching which they draw guidance and authority from?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2015 09:23 AM (ptqRm)

283 272,

National divorce is inevitable.

Let the Left have their paradise.

Wall it off and don't let any of them out.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2015 09:23 AM (MQEz6)

284 Until some Muslim gets fired from his job or his house burnt down just for being a Muslim, there isn't any "backlash."


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 05, 2015 09:23 AM (1ijHg)

285 "So we have that."


They very well may when they come here. Nothing to say on that.


But on the international stage they are a natural ally. Anti-Muslim, third or fourth largest armed forces in the world, anti-China, fairly capitalistic.


I see some synergies there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 09:24 AM (DggRG)

286 Which uncle is adopting the baby?

The navy vet brother who no one has heard from? Or the BIL who is married to the sister with ties to extremist mosque

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 09:24 AM (zOTsN)

287 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 09:16 AM (1xUj/)


*****


Do you think you could ease him around to a different point of view by asking him what his plan for self-defense is? Or if he has a wife and child ask him "What if guns were outlawed and an outlaw with a gun threatened your family, how would you choose to defend them?" I would expect him to have some magical belief system ('the police will protect me', 'pepper spray', 'I would ask my wife to pee on the attacker' or the like), but maybe you could ease him to an understanding of proportional force to resist force.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2015 09:24 AM (NeFrd)

288 >>Can we stop having sympathy for the family? They are not to be believed or trusted. They all knew. They may have all been in on it

Hadn't heard about granny and sis.
Explains how CAIR was involved so soon (or prepped in advance). Bet most of this will NOT be pursued by MSM - much better to go with "magical radicalization fairy made him do it!!" narrative.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2015 09:26 AM (NOIQH)

289 >>>proportional force to resist force.

I prefer disproportional force.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 05, 2015 09:27 AM (EUMr7)

290 NOOD

Posted by: Y-not at December 05, 2015 09:27 AM (t5zYU)

291 I notice the Pluto pictures don't have Street View™

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2015 09:28 AM (NeFrd)

292
Which uncle is adopting the baby? The navy vet brother who no one has heard from? Or the BIL who is married to the sister with ties to extremist mosque
Posted by: ThunderB



Farhan Khan, the brother-in-law of San Bernardino gunman Syed Rizwan Farook. Khan, who is married to Farooks sister, said his lawyers have started the process of adopting the child.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2015 09:28 AM (kdS6q)

293 So the husband of the sister who has ties to the extremist mosque


That's just awesome. I think Navy vet brother is in custody and being questioned pretty hard

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 09:29 AM (zOTsN)

294 Do you think you could ease him around to a different point of view by asking him what his plan for self-defense is?

No. I've spent most of my life in Injun Territory. I've lived in the Northeast and in Europe. These people are most of whom I know.

This guy in particular is from the translation industry in which I used to work. It's a more liberal subset of the Northeast/Europe axis. (This guy is Brazilian, fwiw). They really don't understand our point of view and don't want to.

I'm sort of undercover in that world because I've lived in their places and speak their languages. They're always horrified to find that I'm not joking when I say I have guns and am quite fond of them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2015 09:29 AM (1xUj/)

295 Day 492: Can't sleep, squirrels will eat me.

Seriously, the little bastards are audible most days doing God-knows-what. I have a three day weekend so a call WILL be made on pater familias' behalf to get someone out here to start the eviction process. Last thing I need is for the furry invaders to start gnawing through electrical wires or cables or such.

Fuckers. I fully understand the Empress' hatred for them now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at December 05, 2015 09:34 AM (m9V0o)

296 Loretta Lynch seems to bring out the best in people, including former congressman from Illinois Joe Walsh, who dares her to prosecute him for his views on muslims. Made my morning.

http://tinyurl.com/jb85a6a

Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2015 09:35 AM (/tTDo)

297 Brazilians don't have guns. They have body guards with guns.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2015 10:25 AM (zOTsN)

298 Morning horde.

*that Bad Ideas Tshirt ad on the side sure is nice to wake up to


Anybody have any idea why I have to re-enter my nice and email each time now? On an iPad. Would it be in the settings? I haven't changed anything.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 05, 2015 10:26 AM (9jeGC)

299 I was blessed to see Stevie Ray a number of times before he became famous. I never met him though.

From the mid- to late-eighties, I lived in Fort Worth. My next door neighbor was a social worker whose office was in Argyle, which is kind of south of Denton, and one of her duties was leading a weekly AA meeting.

She asked me in 88 or 89 if I knew of someone famous named "Steve Vaughan," because some of the other AA attendees were talking about him. My eyes bugged out and I played her several of his albums. She had no idea who he was.

According to her, he was extremely polite, a little bit shy, but was a recent convert to Christianity and talked about it all the time.

Within a year, he was dead. What a tragic loss.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at December 05, 2015 10:46 AM (dPpmC)

300 Thanks. I thought they were already deader than dead when they cuffed them, which seemed strange.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 06:57 AM (HMt16)


I understand that it's SOP to restrain a downed suspect just in case they might be mostly dead instead of "dead dead." It also makes it easier for emergency medical personnel to take care of a mostly dead bad guy if they're restrained.

I look forward to a close photo of Jihadist girl.

After the Boston bombing, someone leaked photos of a dead Speedbump Tsarnaev. I hope someone does the same with these demons.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at December 05, 2015 10:52 AM (dPpmC)

301 So TFG had the BLM bunch over for a party last night.

'Cause priorities.

Posted by: RWC at December 05, 2015 10:54 AM (9jeGC)

302 Didn't hear about the jihadist couples baby but the good thing is being a orphan automatically dismisses her for future jihad acts. Thanks Barak.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 11:12 AM (k0xxN)

303 Stevie Ray Vaughan is good, but this time of year I prefer Joel Everett. His new album 'A Christmas Reflection' is out on Amazon and I believe itunes.

Posted by: Persnickety at December 05, 2015 11:27 AM (j/YTu)

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