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Overnight Open Thread (4 Dec 2015)
we might want to remember that there's a reason Islamic radicals haven't been more successful in targeting Americans. After a highly effective day of carnage back in 2001, the United States has been more vigilant. In fact, since 1993, nine abortion-related murders have occurred in the United States- including the recent shooting in Colorado Springs - and it is nine too many. During that same time, however, Islamic terrorists have murdered more than 3,100 Americans. For more context, in this year alone more than 850 Christians have perished because of Islamic terror around the world.
BTW, the guns used in this latest attack in California were illegal. Somehow Barbara Boxer thought that meant her "sensible gun laws" worked.
Star Wars
Heh. How destroying the Death Star created a financial crisis across the Galactic Empire after Return Of The Jedi. OPM Data Breach I don't think the 20 million plus folks affected by this feel any better. The damage has been done and will last a lifetime. At first cyber meeting, China claims OPM hack is a 'criminal case'.new claims that the attack (which lasted over a year and affected nearly 20 million people) was a criminal operation and not espionage runs counter to the usual patterns of such data thefts. None of the data stolen has yet been detected in use as part of financial fraud or other efforts criminals usually undertake to turn that data into cash.
That's because this data won't be used for those typical crimes for now. It is much more useful to China so they can attempt to flip, turn, or coerce folks to give up information that they desire. I'm sure once the three years of free coverage from the government expires and the Chinese have figured out who in that huge pool of data is useful to them, they'll dump the remaining information to criminals who will then begin to commit financial fraud and other things that you typically see them do. Beer Yoga
In. Glitter Poop? Wut? What intense backlash? Was it as intense as what happened in San Bernardino? Or Chattanooga? After Paris and California attacks, U.S. muslims feel intense backlash. I guess the backlash was so intense (any examples that rise to the level of
The mosque's current Imam, Shaker Elsayed, has said in the past that the killing of a Jewish man was justified because he "adopted a position against all Arabs and Muslims." Elsayed has also defended a member of Palestinian Islamic Jihad, saying that the FBI was involved in a "war on Muslim institutions." In 2013, he called for armed jihad against the United States.
Or #BLM. 5-Year Old Drummer
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:03 PM (+oRxW)
Will check out now
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:03 PM (gmP76)
Dammit I summoned this post!
I just made a long-ish comment.
I have half a mind to paste the damn thing here, I do!
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:04 PM (aErmE)
You will learn about the Crusades (Soothsayer edition), dammit!
Does anyone here know why the Crusades began?
Christians, from time to time, would visit the Holy Lands, which were, at the time, ruled by Muslims. All was going okay until the Muslim rulers decided to tax the visiting Christians. And then they taxed them more. And then it became a gouging. And there was mocking too I guess.
Reports of this ripoff and disrespect made it back to France and England, which pissed off Christians. Then some Christian leaders used it to gin up the mob and the Pope got involved and not before long they were recruiting huge rag-tag armies of ordinary people to go the muslim-controlled Holy Lands and show those pieces of shit what's what.
On the way, however, some of these mobs of people did some awful things. But that's another story for another day..
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:05 PM (aErmE)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:06 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:07 PM (UiGnh)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2015 10:08 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Celine Dion at December 04, 2015 10:08 PM (Moh0M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:09 PM (+eQyZ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 04, 2015 10:09 PM (+bVzV)
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (5XLfr)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (vsbNu)
No, no. They should feel an intense backlash.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (ZJzcS)
Posted by: @votermom at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (vL/IL)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: gp at December 04, 2015 10:11 PM (mk9aG)
Leave Obama out of this.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:11 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:07 PM (UiGnh)
Nah bro. That wouldn't buy her coke supply for a week.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 04, 2015 10:11 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:11 PM (pahrJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (vL/IL)
I keep getting the impression that sharia isn't creeping into the US, it's galloping in!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:12 PM (ftVQq)
Nah bro. That wouldn't buy her coke supply for a week.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 04, 2015 10:11 PM (iMxBJ)
You've never seen Cops?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:12 PM (qhUQl)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 04, 2015 10:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 04, 2015 10:13 PM (87sk+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2015 10:13 PM (+jyzN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:12 PM (qhUQl)
I'm a TV superstar. I don't go slut-shopping in trailer parks.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 04, 2015 10:14 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:09 PM (+eQyZ)
--Operation Habbakuk. I actually visited the lake in Canada's Jasper National Park where the ships were tested. There's even a little touristy explainy thingy there about it.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:14 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Show me the clean and gentle armies that predated the first and second crusades.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:14 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:14 PM (vsbNu)
...chopped liver?
Posted by: Nigerians at December 04, 2015 10:14 PM (mxCgt)
http://tinyurl.com/z6ssjs6
This is probably what was in the shredder.
And why no links to international terror will be found/pursued.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2015 10:15 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 04, 2015 10:15 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at December 04, 2015 10:15 PM (5XLfr)
Posted by: Franklin Eidetic, Mentalist at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (8UvAj)
Yeah pets are cute.
But if you dropped dead right now, your dog and/or cat would be eating you in a few hours.
Just saying.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (aErmE)
...chopped liver?
Posted by: Nigerians
****
Well the chopped part is right...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eman at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (MQEz6)
I'm one of them and I didn't even get the job. What's most comforting is that I got a letter from the OPM saying, in essence, "no one is angrier than me!".
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2015 10:17 PM (mxCgt)
I received this e-mail tonight:
Dear Collector,
We hope you are enjoying The Cutting Edge 1965-1966: The Bootleg Series Volume 12: Collector's Edition. Thanks again for your purchase!
The holidays are coming early for you via a special gift from Columbia Records: 208 tracks encompassing more than ten hours of previously unreleased live Bob Dylan performances from his landmark 1965 tours, including 14 complete concerts - both acoustic and electric - and an array of recordings from television shows, hotel rooms, and other live appearances.
These live performances are being offered as a free download (in 320 Kbps MP3 format) exclusively to purchasers of the Collector's Edition.
*thud*
I haven't downloaded it yet, but that is an entirely unexpected "easter egg" for buyers of the Collector's Edition. I've been wanting to hear those 1965 shows for years.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 10:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Obama at December 04, 2015 10:17 PM (Z/8dZ)
But if you dropped dead right now, your dog and/or cat would be eating you in a few hours.
Just saying.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (aErmE)
Nah. My dog's a picky eater.
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:18 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:18 PM (DmRs2)
Nice! It's a balmy 36 and no breeze at my place so scotch and a cigar on the patio for me.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 04, 2015 10:19 PM (+bVzV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:19 PM (+eQyZ)
Posted by: Franklin Eidetic, Mentalist at December 04, 2015 10:19 PM (8UvAj)
Rotherham has become infamous for the city's covering up of the child sex slavery rings because they were committed by those of [REDACTED] ethnicity and [REDACTED] religion. Turns out that an even bigger city has been quashing the truth in order to protect child sex slavers for decades was revealed not that long ago.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10513
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 04, 2015 10:20 PM (vBeA5)
My fear is that the murderous bastards might decide to go the Timothy McVeigh route.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:20 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 10:20 PM (7q2ch)
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Hey - are you getting nice weather up by you? I was outside today without a coat and the sun was all shiny and stuff. I had to check my calendar.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 04, 2015 10:20 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (xodPA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (qhUQl)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (WVvzl)
Yeah pets are cute.
But if you dropped dead right now, your dog and/or cat would be eating you in a few hours.
Just saying.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (aErmE)
My cats have my tacit permission.
When I'm dead, it's not like I'll be using my body any more, and cats gotta eat.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (sdi6R)
When Jews can't go to synagogue, or publically celebrate hannuka (Europe) or teach a college course (Europe and several US universities) or serve on student council (several California universities)
That's back lash
Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:22 PM (pahrJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2015 10:22 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: mpfs has a chest cold... at December 04, 2015 10:23 PM (CT0l8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:20 PM (kGrwF)
I fear the "games" are just beginning!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:24 PM (ftVQq)
"Wish I Didn't Miss You."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PWz-NubVpM&list=RD9PWz-NubVpM#t=0
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 10:24 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:18 PM (DmRs2)
--I'll never forget returning from a boat tour in Newfoundland and there on the shore waiting for the tourists was a local lady and . . . her Newfoundland. What a magnificent beast that dog was.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:24 PM (vsbNu)
My cats have my tacit permission.
When I'm dead, it's not like I'll be using my body any more, and cats gotta eat.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (
Circle of life baby. Eaten, dumped in a W-M dumpster, I really don't care
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (P4OkF)
May be right. A lot of people are beginning to see and realize, as many others here have stated, that the government has abandoned the average American. It's not terribly interested protecting or promoting the average American.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (AiW88)
Also, when they're not invited to Swedish Holocaust/anti-Nazi commemorations because they "might be uncomfortable" with the Palestinian flags and banners equating the Israeli flag with the swastika that are standard at Swedish anti-Nazi events now.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (iMxBJ)
Legal terms? I thought lawyers were careful in their wording. Sounds like somebody has a sloppy legal mind.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (WVvzl)
That's when I first suspected we were no longer a serious country!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:22 PM (pahrJ)
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Ya, daughter's Great Dane got in the mud this afternoon and then charged into the house right onto the carpet. Fun times.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:26 PM (7uC+4)
Indeed COJ, indeed....28, no wind and clear here....
We got very little light pollution round here, so deck sittin & sippin is a must on a night like this....
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at December 04, 2015 10:26 PM (5XLfr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:20 PM (kGrwF)
Targeting the government? You know, the people who could have stopped all this shit, but moved the earth not to?
Oh no.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:26 PM (oKE6c)
The same to you buddy!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (ucDmr)
Well
Backlash
Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (+eQyZ)
Where is the biggest mosque in all of Europe?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (ftVQq)
Hrothgar! My man. How goes it?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (GEICT)
Legal terms? I thought lawyers were careful in their wording. Sounds like somebody has a sloppy legal mind.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (kGrwF)
You're looking for intellectual acuity among affirmative action promotions?
Now there's faith.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:28 PM (MwNIp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Vendette, Member of the Lauren Admiration Society at December 04, 2015 10:28 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (+bVzV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (+eQyZ)
Oh please. More like... https://youtu.be/AxWx3azegOY
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (Ux5Di)
AND YOU!!! You who got a pic with Darth Cheney!!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (ftVQq)
I may suck in being a woman, a wife, a mother, a sister...
But I excel in being a warrior.
So please,
Try me.
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Franklin Eidetic, Mentalist at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (8UvAj)
A lot of money, people.
Alot.
Watch yer exhaust port bro!
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (Omh3b)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (9YDUz)
--IIRC, it is in Rome. Quite deliberately.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (5XLfr)
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (rjtGa)
One of the Insidious Bad Apples, who fled Chukkkles green clown show, has been in ill health for a very long looks to be finally approaching the point of crossing over and finally being free of his pain. Sharku is the man I speak of.
So if you can spare some prayers for him and his family please do.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (+eQyZ)
Near as I can tell, these Feds exist to lose my information, fine me for healthcare, threaten to put me in jail for speech, fail to protect me against Islamic terrorists, make it harder for me to get a job, and raise my tuition rates.
Feels great paying taxes to support that.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (XiFxt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (ptqRm)
Most excellent here. Wish I had started the wood stove though.
How do you be?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (ftVQq)
The anti-Israel boycott petitions are a nice touch, too.
That means - by the way - they'd have been boycotting Suliman Bashear too; he was Druze, and was tossed out his window by Palestinian students in Nablus University. Which country gave him a home after he recovered (partially) from the beating and broken bones? That's right: Israel.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo says this a lot and is saying it again at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (rjtGa)
Ok, am I the only one who notices/is bothered by the fact that Luke totally dresses like a Sith in Return of the Jedi????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Celine Dion at December 04, 2015 10:08 PM (Moh0M)
If we get many more of the Muzzie rampages John Kerry's going to be reduced to bringing in one hit wonders like the Starlight Vocal Band.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (ucDmr)
Also loves me some mutt dogs...
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (YUjEH)
Aw, I hope you get better!
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:33 PM (SCx0h)
{{{Vendette}}}
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:33 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (ftVQq)
6 shots of tequila. I'm freaking brilliant.
And I'll go ahead and post it here as well. AtC and I are back. We will be recording a new podcast this weekend and it will go up Tuesday morning.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:33 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 10:33 PM (QelBn)
Posted by: Vendette, Member of the Lauren Admiration Society at December 04, 2015 10:33 PM (TEpA2)
Such as the way the urban intelligensia speaks of flyover folk?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 04, 2015 10:34 PM (FkBIv)
Tell me about it. Just finished a two day planning conference for one of my experiments. Another two day one scheduled next week and another 2 day one the week after that.
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:34 PM (SCx0h)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 10:34 PM (Ux5Di)
Was the dog nice too, logprof?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (xodPA)
Wonder if Vegas has a betting arrangement for Chicago v Baltimore?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (ftVQq)
Also the power supply of the death star couldn't explode the whole thing.
It would just kinda shudder and go dark.
Just my pseudo-scientific buck o nine.
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (rjtGa)
For more context, in this year alone more than 850 Christians have perished because of Islamic terror around the world.
I'm pretty sure that number's WAY low.
'sup jackwagons
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (+eQyZ)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (GEICT)
Maybe he'll go full Sith in Episode VII.
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (SCx0h)
Also loves me some mutt dogs...
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept
Prepare to say goodbye to low-situated vases, plates, ceramics, and valuables of all kind.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (Ux5Di)
Well, all right then! You should just be hitting your stride!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (ftVQq)
I thought that was one of George Lucas's rare flashes of decent storytelling, that he introduced Luke as dressing up like the Emperor and laying down the mind-tricks. Luke (in that episode) is a sheepdog who could become a wolf if pushed too hard.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:34 PM (SCx0h)
I hear ya...All I am doing lately is pushing papers across a computer screen and doing power point presentations.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (YUjEH)
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (SCx0h)
I'll be there opening night. VERY curious to see what happens.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (GEICT)
Kerry's going to be reduced to bringing in one hit wonders like the
Starlight Vocal Band.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (kGrwF)
Time for the Milli Vanilli comeback tour. Somehow, that just seems especially appropriate.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: nerdy girl
I'm the Attorney General equivalent of sloppy seconds.
Posted by: Loretta Lynch at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 10:38 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:38 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:38 PM (SCx0h)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 04, 2015 10:38 PM (kM2ec)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 10:38 PM (zyIlW)
I'm pulling for you, Baltimore. You can do it!
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (8ZQaX)
Good work if you can get it
Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (0kels)
I got tickets for that first Saturday afternoon.
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (SCx0h)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (kM2ec)
Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (Cszmt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (9YDUz)
We have a golden retriever whose luxuriant, energetically wagged tail is precisely 1.01 coffee tables high.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (QelBn)
Theaters have cancelled midnight showings but will still show the day before. As if that really changes anything.
And the theaters are still gun free zones.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (+eQyZ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)
In ep7, you won't see Hammill's (sp) face.
Abrams fucked with the Trek fans last decade; this is how he'll fuck with the Wars fans this decade.
(Personally, I'm rooting for the Dark Side in this one. Something about that cruciform red Sith lightsabre is rubbing me raw.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (6FqZa)
Where is the biggest mosque in all of Europe?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (9YDUz)
None. There are underground churches, where the members run the risk of imprisonment and death. If you are a member, and have the duty of informing the congregants of the date/time/location, you pray very hard, and then stand on a specific corner in town, providing people who greet you are certain way with the information. But the Mutawwa send informants to pretend to convert, so they can get this information, and shut down the meeting.
The Wolf Act requires the Embassy to provide a place for registered believers to meet one day a week for worship services-but the Mutawwa knows which day that is, and goes to the parking lot and writes down the license plates of the cars there, follows them and harasses them.
Then there is the treatment of the Filipino and Bangladeshi maids. In a nutshell, horrific.
Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (7uC+4)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (Ux5Di)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: rrpjr at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (zyIlW)
Good work if you can get it
Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (0kels)
As long as he doesn't pitch for the hated Dodgers.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (SCx0h)
Small town living. One theater. Still plenty of tickets available for the first showing. I'm not a huge fan of 3D, but some are very good.
Thursday at 7pm. Nachos with cheese and extra jalepenos. A gallon of Dt Coke. Lets do this thing.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:41 PM (GEICT)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/672827828472295426
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/672827957933682688
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/672828088326234112
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/672828217586270209
Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2015 10:41 PM (0kels)
I'm still confounded as to why the leaders of Western Civilization have such an animus towards their own civilization and society that they would deliberately allow, nay encourage, its destruction.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (ftVQq)
Because destruction is the point. What comes after isn't important to them, as long as they get the pleasure of pointing a pistol at the neck of a kneeling Kulak.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:41 PM (o98Jz)
At the end of day I like to think that they're all runnin on the Mountain together.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 10:41 PM (5XLfr)
As an aside, if you want a great experience, get a ticket to the afternoon performance of Handels Messiah at the Naval Academy Chapel.
Posted by: Vendette, Member of the Lauren Admiration Society at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (6FqZa)
Seems like the last time I heard'm something bad happened the next day, but I don't remember exactly what it was.
Posted by: Franklin Eidetic, Mentalist at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (8UvAj)
Theaters have cancelled midnight showings but will still show the day before. As if that really changes anything.
And the theaters are still gun free zones.
----
On the upside, jihadis are going to stick out from all the lightsabers and stormtroopers.
I'm going sometime the following week. I'm trying to figure out how to avoid spoilers.
Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (ZbV+0)
I'd like to hear some iof their stories of muzzins in their native enviroment.
??
Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (QelBn)
Posted by: rrpjr at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (s/yC1)
From your mouth ( typing) to G-D's ears...I sure hope so.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (YUjEH)
Posted by: mpfs has a chest cold... at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (CT0l8)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (Ux5Di)
Ok, I'm officially jealous.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sting at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (hauZ0)
Tails, I think Labs have a lethal weapon with theirs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (pahrJ)
The Gods Have Gone Crazy.
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (rjtGa)
But at least he's good at what he does.
Look at Obongo. In a rational world, he'd be a concierge at an upscale Chicago hotel, at which Mooch would be a chambermaid.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Celine Dion at December 04, 2015 10:43 PM (Moh0M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (+eQyZ)
*grumbles*
The incursion of the Seljuk Turks did make things hairy for the pilgrims to Jerusalem. Nobody was ginning up mobs though - the Byzantine Emperor Alexis II asked the Pope for help recovering lands lost 25 years before, and the Pope, who was working on reform, gave a speech to the laity while at a council mostly devoted to monastic issues, in which he suggested that the knights stop fighting each other (part of the Peace of God that was being pushed at the time) and further suggested that they do something useful and go help out in the Middle East. The knights and secular aristocracy, who were getting used to being asked to provide some muscle for the church (who but a knight could enforce the Peace against another knight?) interpreted that to mean "go capture Jerusalem" and responded enthusiastically. There were also some mobs/less-organized/less-trained armies, one of which actually made it to the Middle East.
Alexis, who just wanted some mercenaries, was a bit taken aback and caught unprepared but managed to get some territory back anyway.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (xodPA)
Posted by: Moki
Thank you, moki, for the literal reply. But we all knew both of the answers in brief.
And yes, if at least one of those brave Filipinos isn't considered at least Blessed in the next 10 years, I will be even more sad.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:45 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (xodPA)
I can't imagine. And the suspense is killing me.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (YUjEH)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (cDs+4)
But if you dropped dead right now, your dog and/or cat would be eating you in a few hours.
Just saying.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (aErmE)
One night on Redeye, the guest was a former medical examiner, IIRC from LA. Greg G asked him if those stories of dogs and cats eating their deceased owners were true. His answer was that, if you die and aren't discovered right away, your dog will eat you if he has to, your cat WILL eat you.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (kGrwF)
FFS STFU I don't want to hear that any more.
Don't tell me who I am or what I am
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (Oy0zJ)
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (rjtGa)
Hopefully the movie is good enough for a repeat viewing. I'm seeing the regular, non-IMAX version with the family. My son and I will probably go see it again in IMAX-3D the week after.
That is unless I get my new gaming rig PC in.
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:47 PM (SCx0h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:47 PM (+eQyZ)
160-see my 143
Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: DC in River City at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (e+1S5)
I'm sure several 'rons and 'etts have been deployed to SW Asia and have seem muzzies in their natural surroundings.
I'd like to hear some iof their stories of muzzins in their native enviroment.
??
Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (QelBn)
Wanna see a feeding frenzy to rival a swarm of starving piranha skeletonizing a cow?
Toss a nudie mag in front of a group of mohammedan men.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 10:49 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:49 PM (SCx0h)
Posted by: Johnny at December 04, 2015 10:49 PM (FkBIv)
The Gods Have Gone Crazy.
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (rjtGa)
But at least he's good at what he does.
Look at Obongo. In a rational world, he'd be a concierge at an upscale Chicago hotel, at which Mooch would be a chambermaid.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:43 PM (oKE6c)
Would you believe night manager at a 24/7 McDonald"s
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at December 04, 2015 10:49 PM (4rzL1)
And weapons of some type (article says machinegun but...media).
Religious materials say one thing, driver stumbling away drunk suggests another.
Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (ZbV+0)
But if you dropped dead right now, your dog and/or cat would be eating you in a few hours.
Just saying.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (aErmE)
Cats start munching on their owners immediately. Dogs will wait for days, some have even starved to death rather than chow down on their owners.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (cDs+4)
Dang, Guilfoyle looks a lot different at night...kinda slutty.
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (cDs+4)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (+eQyZ)
--I have heard of theaters running those marathons. I met someone who is taking his son to one; I think he said included in the admission was all-you-can-eat hot dogs or something like that. Yikes. I can sort of see the appeal, since the son is too young to have experienced the first six in the theater, but damn, that's dedication.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: DC in River City at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (e+1S5)
Bitch.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (GEICT)
Can someone show me where?
Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (rkBpl)
Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (7q2ch)
Pretty weak Jedi mind tricks authorities are always trying to pull.
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (SCx0h)
There is someone already bringing the crockpot weenies so I think I will go with the scalloped potatoes
Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 10:51 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
---
Here in Noo Yawk, escorts average about $600/hr. You can vet them on review sites.
craigslist is rife with cops running sting operations, so that's not a real option.
That's what really stinks about the fact that prostitution is still illegal. No one really believes in the ethics behind it anymore but it's kept around solely to raise revenue for the pigs. It's just a racket, like the loosie bullshit that got Eric Garner killed.
Maybe I will look into this coach. Or try the Russian bride thingy.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 04, 2015 10:51 PM (V/11D)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:41 PM (o98Jz)
I do so wish I could prove you wrong about that!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:52 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:43 PM (oKE6c)
Would you believe night manager at a 24/7 McDonald"s
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at December 04, 2015 10:49 PM (4rzL1)
Nope, neither one could pass an employment background check due to the wide variety of unsavory people in their backgrounds and Bobo would straight up flunk any drug test.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2015 10:52 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Vendette, Member of the Lauren Admiration Society at December 04, 2015 10:52 PM (TEpA2)
Is that a nudie goat mag?
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:49 PM (SCx0h)
I imagine that would be worse. I've never seen a goat porn mag.
No, really.
But I'm just referring to what I've seen personally.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:52 PM (o98Jz)
Only been to one but it was really great. You need to not eat the entire day beforehand and try not to fill up on the appetizers and bread thingies.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 10:52 PM (P4Aob)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 10:53 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:53 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:53 PM (VROg+)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (xodPA)
That has local story written all over it
Posted by: Doom Rider at December 04, 2015 10:53 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 10:53 PM (uZNvH)
Jealousy is so, so unbecoming. Totally warranted, but still...
Posted by: DC in River City at December 04, 2015 10:54 PM (e+1S5)
Don't tell me who I am or what I am
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (Oy0zJ)
You said it.
Posted by: rrpjr at December 04, 2015 10:54 PM (s/yC1)
My Sunday school kids (at the Embassy) would collect soap, toothpaste and other toiletries, to make hygiene kits for the maids who had run away from their slave own... Saudi employers, and had to take refuge on the roof of the Philippine Embassy. We would collect money to buy mattresses for them to sleep on, and tents for shelter, and to eventually, buy their ticket back to the Philippines. The cost would go up each month, because you had to buy the ticket and the passport back from the employer. Most of the employees at the Philippine Embassy were Muslim, and not sympathetic to the women, who were raped, (really raped) beaten, and in three cases while we were there, had babies on the roof. Horrific doesn't begin to describe it.
Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 10:54 PM (7q2ch)
Can someone show me where?
Posted by: Blano
It's like all the college students who feel microagressions. They can't show any proof and we are to respect their feelings.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 04, 2015 10:54 PM (FkBIv)
I like that the authorities said that "readers shouldn't draw
conclusions about the religious material found in the car." To me, that
means just the opposite.
Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (7q2ch)
OK, here's the story: Muslim terrorist fuckups left their hardware and some Islamic crap in their car because, characteristic of their people and culture, they can't do anything right. They plan and (sometimes) execute their attacks because they sense the inferiority of their culture, and lash out against more successful cultures as a consequence, rather than reform their own. Losers gotta lose.
Does that about sum it up?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:54 PM (oKE6c)
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:41 PM (o98Jz)
I do so wish I could prove you wrong about that!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:52 PM (ftVQq)
Yeah, I hear you brother. It get's old expecting most of humanity to be full of bloodthirsty savages, but that's the way to bet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:54 PM (o98Jz)
Well...some boys believe in that shit too. Heart's get broke both ways.
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (rjtGa)
Happened to my date and I when we went to see the third Lord of the Rings movie as part of the marathon where the first two movies were the extended versions. Even with a mall nearby with food, could not leave the cinema so it was overpriced theater food we had to subsist on. The only saving grace, neither of us went in costume unlike Galadriel in the front row.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (+eQyZ)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 04, 2015 10:51 PM (V/11D)
Honest to God, if you're gonna go mail-order, go Asian.
The Russian women will divorce you once they drain you of all your financial resources. The Asians will make themselves indispensable to you and your life will run like a well-oiled machine.
And the food will be better.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 04, 2015 10:56 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: rrpjr at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (s/yC1)
After the Syrian yutes get their rape on in several cities forced to take them, sh!t will get very real. Congresscritters who voted for this mess will find out that there is no such thing as a safe seat because they will suddenly have well funded primary opponents.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2015 10:56 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2015 10:56 PM (nR4v7)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 10:56 PM (zyIlW)
Well...some boys believe in that shit too. Heart's get broke both ways.
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (rjtGa)
I pray much for my granddaughters.
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at December 04, 2015 10:56 PM (4rzL1)
Then there is the treatment of the Filipino and Bangladeshi maids. In a nutshell, horrific...
Yep, the treatment of women in that culture is all the example you need to see that they're savages.
Insanity in action is watching Liberal American Women (or any woman) defend that culture.
When I see that shit, I know the world is doomed.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 10:56 PM (5XLfr)
Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at December 04, 2015 10:57 PM (4rzL1)
I think the Saudis are the worst of all, and I also firmly believe that a lot of the terror funding comes right from the royals. Maybe not the main guy, but certainly from many of the spawns.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 10:57 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (xodPA)
Nothing to see here, move along. Sheesh, silencers for machine guns?!?!!!??!?
Posted by: The Cookie Man at December 04, 2015 10:57 PM (hgYIP)
Toss a nudie mag in front of a group of mohammedan men.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (o98Jz)
My husband was deployed to UAE during the first Gulf War - the rest of his det was livin' in tents but he got there late and they put him up in a hotel with an indoor pool. The restaurant/lounge had a huge glass wall that looked out over the pool. Said hotel was also frequented by the foreign flight crews that had stopovers there. The female flight attendants would show up in their teeny bikinis - and the glass wall suddenly became standing room only for Muslim men. Husband said they stayed right there until the ladies went back to their rooms.
But don't get caught ogling THEIR women...
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:58 PM (cDs+4)
The Russian women will divorce you once they drain you of all your financial resources. The Asians will make themselves indispensable to you and your life will run like a well-oiled machine.
And the food will be better.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (RuxkS)
Not always. Had a friend who spent a fortune on a Phillipino bride, even brought her mother and sister over. As soon as she could, she divorced him, and surprise, married the Phillipino man she'd been to whom she'd been secretly engaged.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2015 10:58 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:59 PM (+eQyZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (YUjEH)
.................
Well youre not stupid We both know exactly where this is coming from. Pretty damn chilling if you ask me.
Posted by: Molly k. at December 04, 2015 10:59 PM (kM2ec)
It would be real bad if the syrains got their rape on, those farmers down there don't fuck around
Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 11:00 PM (QelBn)
It will call for (you guessed it) the banning of certain firearms and ammunition.
Who'd a thunk it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 04, 2015 11:00 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at December 04, 2015 11:00 PM (4rzL1)
I really don't know how they rationalize their sense of self...
Liberals that is.....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 11:00 PM (5XLfr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:00 PM (2zd9l)
I keep thinking of what Sulu said when the Enterprise was trying to get out of range of the Genesis Device in Wrath of Khan;
"We're not going to make it, are we"
Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2015 11:01 PM (GrXXa)
I have two granddaughters.
One who just turned two.
The other who is still an infant.
Their mother is just like me, a woman who has little patience with bullshit.
Their father is a good man, so I have little concern with them.
What makes me chuckle is that my kids have better judgement when it comes to men than I do...go figure.
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:01 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (o98Jz)
Not at all. Just a little jealous.
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 11:01 PM (cDs+4)
I suppose all ethinicities have their gold diggers!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:01 PM (RuxkS)
Heh.
Ironic.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:01 PM (k9c7b)
Dating coach charges $3,500 to teach men how to flirt.
Pin $3500 to your crotch and problem solved.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2015 11:01 PM (kdS6q)
The Russian women will divorce you once they drain you of all your financial resources. The Asians will make themselves indispensable to you and your life will run like a well-oiled machine.
And the food will be better.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (RuxkS)
Not always. Had a friend who spent a fortune on a Phillipino bride, even brought her mother and sister over. As soon as she could, she divorced him, and surprise, married the Phillipino man she'd been to whom she'd been secretly engaged.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2015 10:58 PM (kXoT0)
I know a guy whose hot Vietnamese wife left after draining his investments and running up debt on a bunch of stuff, shit and things.
Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at December 04, 2015 11:02 PM (4rzL1)
Canadian (unidentified) criminals/potential terrorists are polite.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 11:02 PM (xodPA)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:02 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:03 PM (sgxmK)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:58 PM (cDs+4)
That was around my time in the ME as well. All of the Egyptians working on base were Gyppo secret police, it was an open secret. So they were the privileged ones, they could get all the porn they wanted. But when we were rotating out of the base, all our guys dumped their porn the bought in Israel and the native workers were furiously dumping out all the trash cans looking for booty. Our guys started having fun with them by tossing the nudie mags into groups just for laughs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 11:03 PM (o98Jz)
I need a doggeh video now.
Then I need some zz's.
Posted by: mindful webworker - as if at December 04, 2015 11:03 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (cDs+4)
It's official: Original antisocialist does mutt stuff.
Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:04 PM (rkBpl)
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (kM2ec)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Odd thing is, I'm half asian, but completely lack any attraction to asians. Nada. Yeah, I know the risk with Russians, but at this point I think even only several months of happiness might be worth it. Blonde Russians are awesome.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (V/11D)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (Ux5Di)
Just finished watching the 2nd episode of Man in the High Castle. Decided to watch based on what Morons have said about it, and, yeah, it's certainly well-done. I just hope this resolves to something worth having watched so much depressing gruesomeness and intensity. (Don't tell me.)
I need a doggeh video now.
Then I probably need some zz's.
Posted by: mindful webworker - as if at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (ACs58)
I was so looking forward to hearing his take on today's event of the media swarming through the terrorists' apartment, and seeing the flames shooting out of the speakers.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:06 PM (sdi6R)
If she doesn't look like a man wrapped in a sheet, what the hell is wrong with you?
Posted by: Sayed Farouk at December 04, 2015 11:06 PM (9mTYi)
Oh, Al! I think I just had my first orgasm!
Posted by: peggy bundy at December 04, 2015 11:06 PM (xodPA)
Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:04 PM (rkBpl)
Well, now that you mention it...
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 11:06 PM (cDs+4)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/by-Elena-Shumilova.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 11:07 PM (+eQyZ)
When Phantom Menace was out, I went to the Bookstop on Alabama and Shepherd to pick up some of the pre-prequels where Obiwan was Quigon's apprentice. Because asperger's.
Some girl who must have been about thirteen years old saw me buy one and cornered me, and gave me a huge lecture on some minutia about the extended universe. Out of nowhere. Staring right at me at the time. For every minute of this I was sweating and looking around for a parent or a cop who'd think that *I* was being a creepo pedobear.
I guess that's when I learnt that girls could be shit at following social cues too.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:07 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:07 PM (zyIlW)
I told her she could start by talking to somebody who gave a shit. (No I didn't say that, but I did think it.)
Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at December 04, 2015 11:08 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: Obama
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What would I do without this place to keep me sane? Thank you.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 04, 2015 11:08 PM (V/11D)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 11:08 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:08 PM (zyIlW)
I've given up on the love bullshit.
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (zyIlW)
now she is all about the spankings.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:08 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (5XLfr)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (kM2ec)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (2zd9l)
Who'd a thunk it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 04, 2015 11:00 PM (FkBIv)
The more we need to be armed, the more they tell us we need to be disarmed. They could never get away with this perverse shit if we had a morally strong and clear opposition party.
Posted by: rrpjr at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (s/yC1)
Can someone show me where?
Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (rkBpl)
I saw a number of tearful stories about Muslim parents keeping their kids home from school today. No real reason why just because pretend backlash.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (45oDG)
Well that is their nature as we're led to believe.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (1XFa4)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (zyIlW)
I was so looking forward to hearing his take on today's event of the media swarming through the terrorists' apartment, and seeing the flames shooting out of the speakers.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:06 PM (sdi6R)
agreed....when he gets pissed off...look out
Posted by: Doom Rider at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (ck8TA)
http://tinyurl.com/znnhlo7
The first one, as reported in USA Today, involved a mosque near Austin TX where someone had left a human shit covered Koran at the door of the mosque. The second incident, in FL, involved two mosques that claimed they received threatening phone messages; police interviewed the caller and determined that the threats were not credible.
Both these incidents occurred after the Paris attacks. And that's it. There's the backlash. There are over 2200 mosques in the US.
Dear Loretta -- Please go blow a syphilitic goat.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (gyKtp)
The FBI letting CNN/MSNBC all over the crime scene was them tellling us they no longer care if we know they are not on our side.
Posted by: Lauren at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (Kqit+)
Funny you should mention the OPM hack. My dad and I just got our notices from them today.
******
Got mine yesterday. Surprised too -- it's been some years. Government -- they figure they have time -- probably a phased roll out announcement. Or the hack that never ends.
Posted by: gracepc at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (V/11D)
1. hardly any blonde russians.
2. russian mail order bride thing never ever ends well. even worse than hot tranny nanny.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (vb33c)
I'd like to hear some iof their stories of muzzins in their native enviroment.
Worked in the NW corner of the Kingdom as a contractor in the mid 90's...
At Pizza Sheik one afternoon and a couple of local yutes (age 11 or so) were harassing a Filipina. "Ya, shebab!" I said and called them over. They'd not met an Amrikki before, so it was novel. At 6'2", blond and blue, I didn't blend in. Eventually they got around to asking if I was Muslim. I shook my head and they pistol shooting gestures at me. Told me all I needed to know.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:11 PM (RuxkS)
1) Talk to women.
2) Be yourself.
3) Do this enough times and you'll get a date.
That will be $3,500 please.
Posted by: Iasonas at December 04, 2015 11:11 PM (DU875)
2) Be yourself.
3) Do this enough times and you'll get a date.
Yeah, but what if you're an asshole? /bill cosby
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:12 PM (6FqZa)
"Stop looking at that fucking glowing thing?"
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (1XFa4)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (4rzL1)
Probably against us this time. #nobacklashyouracists
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (45oDG)
Canadian (unidentified) criminals/potential terrorists are polite.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 11:02 PM (xodPA)
First thought: who uses silencers for machine guns?
Second thought: big city newspaper report...
Posted by: The Cookie Man at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (hgYIP)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (vb33c)
The world is getting MORE dangerous, not less.
Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (QelBn)
I guess I'll spend December applying for jobs.
That's lousy.
And today the obama admin lied yet again about the US employment data. Now all the "experts" are saying we have "full employment," i.e., all the people who want to work are working.
Our economy is a house of cards thanks to obama, with real unemployment nearing 30%, I believe, including the millions of career unemployed like they have in England.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:14 PM (aErmE)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (WVvzl)
That's when I first suspected we were no longer a serious country!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (ftVQq)
A lot of our citizens are just gullible beyond belief.
After the Paris and San Bernardino massacres, our president announces that he is going ahead with the bringing in of masses of Syrian refugees because they're being "vetted". A lot of Americans don't even question whether that "vetting" will be even remotely effective.
Yup, the federal employees doing the vetting will magically know, beyond a doubt, whether the refugees are, or will become terrorists.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 11:14 PM (kGrwF)
It's not just men who suck as flirting. Women under thirty are horrible at having any sort of conversation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:14 PM (Ux5Di)
The FBI letting CNN/MSNBC all over the crime scene was them tellling us they no longer care if we know they are not on our side.
Posted by: Lauren at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (Kqit+)
They rubbed our faces in it today. That is significant.
I think things are going to begin moving faster now.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (Ux5Di)
Sorry to hear it. Been there. It sucks, and the timing really sucks.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2015 11:15 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:16 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:14 PM (Ux5Di)
1. why do you think tinder was invented?
2. learn to use tinder.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:16 PM (vb33c)
I think things are going to begin moving faster now.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:15 PM (sdi6R)
I agree. Profoundly different than anything we've seen.
Posted by: rrpjr at December 04, 2015 11:16 PM (s/yC1)
I've had the pink slip from Santa before, so, deep sympathies.
"holy shit, where's the tylenol"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:16 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:16 PM (qhUQl)
tl;dr
Posted by: any youth today on the iPhone at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (xodPA)
2. learn to use tinder.
So I can meet Charlie Sheen in a dress? Pass
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (6FqZa)
What was most disturbing about what obama's FBI allowed their media to do today was that we know exactly what the Media was looking for when they went in there -- political evidence to use against Us in this act of terrorism.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (aErmE)
I think the Saudis are the worst of all, and I also firmly believe that a lot of the terror funding comes right from the royals. Maybe not the main guy, but certainly from many of the spawns.
Tammy I was postin about a book called
"Siege of Mecca"
It details the origins of the modern jihad in Saudi.....
This generation are the product of the culture shift that took place because of the deal the Royals made with the Imans to gain permission to storm the Kaaba....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (5XLfr)
Silent but deadly multi-automatic round weapons!!!!
Posted by: Loretta (D)irty Sanchez at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (kHgvV)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (cDs+4)
When my kids were little I would do that, and it irritated them to no end.
SHUT UP DAD!!! lol
Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (rkBpl)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (ftVQq)
Yeah. Do these f'ers not get it? Their lovely homes, the restaurants they go, the "interesting Italians" Obama has such wonderful chats with - do they think any of those things will survive the fall of the west? How many Roman aristocrats were enjoying fancy baths and multi-course meals in, say 710? Even Charlemagne lived very primitively compared with how people lived before the fall of the Roman Empire.
I don't get it - I don't get what the final end game is. George Soros apparently yearns for a feudal world, with the elite lording it over the peasants. But if most of us are poor, they will not be able to be rich - not like they are now. And I'm amazed these asshats don't get it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V, channeling her 15 year old self at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (P8951)
And most who are 30-40 are married or engaged making dating difficult for guys in their early 30s like me.
Posted by: Iasonas at December 04, 2015 11:18 PM (DU875)
Thanks everyone. My job isn't gone yet, and there is some hope. But my position is one of the weaker ones on the team, so I'm assuming the worst.
Tammy, I've been here for a little over three years. I was planning on leaving next year, but this pushed things up sooner than I would have liked. I still have a housein El Paso that needs to be sold, and I just moved into a new place in Colorado Springs.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:18 PM (Ux5Di)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:19 PM (wg/vW)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Here's a trick; describe in 140 words or less why "long rifle" doesn't mean 'rifle ammunition.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 11:19 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Iasonas at December 04, 2015 11:18 PM (DU875)
engaged ain't married, get in there and get some.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:19 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 04, 2015 11:19 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2015 11:20 PM (gyKtp)
But my position is one of the weaker ones on the team, so I'm assuming the worst.
In other words, everyone, Alex never gets coffee.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:20 PM (aErmE)
1) Chicks want honesty
2) Let her know upfront that you're into the freaky stuff.
3) Chicks like the personal touch.
4) Start by touching her boobs.
5) Chicks are about visual clues.
6) Show her your meat.
Posted by: otho at December 04, 2015 11:20 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:20 PM (aErmE)
Do you mean when someone goes on a coffee run they do not bring him any or he is never sent to get coffee?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:21 PM (vb33c)
And the food will be better.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (RuxkS)
Damn that sounds nice. Was hoping for something similar from Latinas. No luck.
Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:21 PM (rkBpl)
I'm sure it's just a tiny minority though! The rest of the kids love America and the Joooz too!
Posted by: PJ at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (8PcKC)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (zyIlW)
I am the worst at it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (wg/vW)
I'm still confounded as to why the leaders of Western Civilization have such an animus towards their own civilization and society that they would deliberately allow, nay encourage, its destruction.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (ftVQq)
It's tied up with the folks currently protesting on campuses.
Basically for fifty years the radical left has pushed the idea that Western Civilization is irredeemably evil and corrupt. As a result, two generations of leaders and bureaucrats have been conditioned to be, at best, indifferent to the defense of Western society, or at worst actively hostile to it. They don't know how to make a moral case for Western Civ.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (Ux5Di)
Can someone show me where?
Same place as always: in the imaginations of the media.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (+c55T)
2) Let her know upfront that you're into the freaky stuff.
3) Chicks like the personal touch.
4) Start by touching her boobs.
5) Chicks are about visual clues.
6) Show her your meat.
Posted by: otho at December 04, 2015 11:20 PM (EWg9n)
see, I see that as more of a one step thing.
1 stare at her boobs while saying great boobs and grabbing them.
2. introduce yourself
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:23 PM (vb33c)
You wanna pick up chicks?
Easy. Two things you gotta know:
1. Chicks are dumb.
2. Treat her like she's dumb but you're okay with it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:23 PM (aErmE)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 11:23 PM (uZNvH)
Not really.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:23 PM (aErmE)
I get pissed when I read certain things, so I'll probably pass on that, but our own bolder terlit hobo has a great book along the same lines ( well, I mean, not exactly) but much further back:
House of War: Mecca, the Qur'an, and the Propaganda of 675-695
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:23 PM (RuxkS)
Can someone show me where?
Same place as always: in the imaginations of the media.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (+c55T)
I think she meant "recoil"
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:23 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (wg/vW)
game is. George Soros apparently yearns for a feudal world, with the
elite lording it over the peasants. But if most of us are poor, they
will not be able to be rich - not like they are now. And I'm amazed
these asshats don't get it.
Posted by: DonnaV, channeling her 15 year old self at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (P8951)
It's simple. There are two con artists. Both think they are conning the other into doing their dirty work for them. Only one is right.
The Left is using Islam in its attempts to undermine and replace Christianity, and Islam is happily obliging. Little do the Leftists understand that Islam will not be happy to keep following their will once we're out of the way.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Naes at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (uZNvH)
FFX county has been providing extra security FOR them, dontcha know.
Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (7q2ch)
Do you mean when someone goes on a coffee run they do not bring him any or he is never sent to get coffee?
Neither.
do you Glen Gary Glen Ross?
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (aErmE)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (zyIlW)
1. why do you think tinder was invented?
2. learn to use tinder.Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:16 PM (vb33c)
I am on Tinder. No luck. The only thing it gets me is spam.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:25 PM (Ux5Di)
I don't get it - I don't get what the final end game is. George Soros apparently yearns for a feudal world, with the elite lording it over the peasants. But if most of us are poor, they will not be able to be rich - not like they are now. And I'm amazed these asshats don't get it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V, channeling her 15 year old self at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (P8951)/i]
Me either. I said much the same thing earlier tonight. I don't get what their endgame is.
Today, poor people have flush toilets, electricity, cars, and air conditioning. Even kings and emperors didn't have those things 200 years ago.
Maybe the whole point is to lord it over us, even if our rulers don't have those things. After all, that was enough for them for thousands of years before the Industrial Revolution.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:25 PM (aErmE)
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:25 PM (sdi6R)
Easy. Two things you gotta know:
1. Chicks are dumb.
2. Treat her like she's dumb but you're okay with it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho
And if we're not the least bit interested in 'dumb' chicks?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 11:26 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:26 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:27 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 11:27 PM (5XLfr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:27 PM (RuxkS)
Colorado Alex, I will put you on my prayer list, if that's okay. Job protection or something better.
Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 11:27 PM (7q2ch)
And if we're not the least bit interested in 'dumb' chicks?
Um, Mensa's not exactly brimming over with girl members...
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (aErmE)
Exactly. And the religion reflects that!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Naes at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (Ypc8j
Holy crap. I wouldn't have ever guessed that.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V, channeling her 15 year old self at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (P8951)
making ships out of an artificial substance called Pycrete that was
composed of ice and wood shavings. Luckily the refrigeration bottlenecks
killed the whole project. Along with all the Liberty ships and Kaiser
coffins the US produced.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:09 PM (+eQyZ)
There was more to it than that, Anna. Pykrete was indeed amazingly strong. There is a story that Lord Mountbatten (IIRC) brought a sample to Winston Churchill, who, as was his wont, was in his bath. They placed the hunk of Pykrete in the warm bathwater, where it floated merrily, not visibly melting (because wood shavings are a fine insulator, eh?). Then Mountbatten produced a pistol and fired several rounds into the floating cake of Pykrete, which soaked them up, and continued to float as before. Churchill's staff came rushing to the room, convinced an assassination had occurred, only to find Mountbatten and a still-naked Winston marveling at the sturdiness of the Pykrete.
The plan to build a giant floating airfield (not a ship, per se) was known as Project Habbakuk, and it got the axe, not because of any shortcomings of Pykrete, or lack of refrigeration, but because the need for it had passed. In the early days of the war, the mid-Atlantic could not be adequately patrolled for anti-sub warfare because the planes then in use lacked the range to do it. The next generation of planes had longer range, and the notion of a giant floating airfield became obsolete. They actually built a small Pykrete vessel in a lake near Jasper, Alberta, and it continued to float for months after the refrigeration was shut down.
The inventor of Pykrete, Geoffrey Nathaniel Pyke was a genius on the order of Alan Turing, and like Turing, he was gay, and came to bad end.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (+y3Tj)
And if we're not the least bit interested in 'dumb' chicks?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 11:26 PM (9YDUz)
As the saying goes: Pretty. Smart. Sane.
Pick any two.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (zyIlW)
The sad thing is, once you get to a certain amount of money, you're
going to stay rich. So you aren't really dependent on anyone to keep you
rich. You can just be the overlord and have the peasants underfoot,
totally dependent on YOU.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:27 PM (RuxkS)
The rich leftist is explained by one thing. They already have everything that money can buy except for one thing: Rank. No amount of money can buy that in the United States, and they want the fawning masses and the titles.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (QelBn)
And if we're not the least bit interested in 'dumb' chicks?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 11:26 PM (9YDUz)
Simple. Find an 'ette.
Now I'm really going to bed.
Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (7q2ch)
This seems like an insane time to demand the public disarm
But then I remember same sex marriage. They won't stop until this happens
Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Loretta Lynch at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (c7vUv)
Good friend to Hillary and Huma?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (kGrwF)
Fuck with me.
Please.
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:08 PM (zyIlW)
Somebody needs a back rub.
Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (rkBpl)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (QWtgr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:30 PM (vLd8N)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 11:30 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:30 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:31 PM (zyIlW)
You give them too much credit.
More likely a rank old tube sock they dug out from underneath the recliner.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:31 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:31 PM (zyIlW)
Now I'm really going to bed.
Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (7q2ch)
Wish it was that easy. I've never met one, nor a woman of such quality that wasn't already in a committed relationship.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 11:32 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 11:32 PM (vsbNu)
Barry White works too...
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:32 PM (aErmE)
And absolute power.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:32 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:33 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 11:34 PM (QelBn)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:34 PM (RuxkS)
Because they all do.
My ex-GF told me about when she saw a troll or elf or something running behind a tree.
But man the sex was spectacular. What's a man to do?
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 11:34 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:34 PM (zyIlW)
Who knew?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM
You can take that prescription from the Date Doctor and get it filled at the Love Pharmacy.
Posted by: otho at December 04, 2015 11:34 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:34 PM (RuxkS)
But then I remember same sex marriage. They won't stop until this happens
Posted by: ThunderB
I know it's popular to insult the left as some variety of 'idiot, moron, ignorant, dipshit, ' but the truth is they are a hive-collective.
It's not thought that is their problem, it's the hive that swarms and can't help it.
You think it's coinky-dink one of the most popular leftie sites is Buzzfeed?
HONEY, PLEAZZ.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 11:35 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Blano
---
Don't worry. Once Jeb is toast, he'll start his own pick up artist service, and you can pay him $3500 to hook you up.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 04, 2015 11:36 PM (V/11D)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (LMj+P)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (vsbNu)
I was able to chat with him briefly on the phone back in August. So sad to be losing him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (+y3Tj)
I am the worst at it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (wg/vW)
I can relate.
Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (rkBpl)
Um, heh. Who would, er, do a thing like that..?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (EE6A2)
The caliph has exterminated Christianity from the Jazira - which numbered in the millions across Syria and Iraq. No way everyone there said, well okay old chaps, I guess we'd better be Muslim now or leave (and if they wanted to leave, whither could they go ?).
850 has to exclude the Copts too.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (zyIlW)
It hurts my heart that these guys will have to toss off into a kleenex...
*sob*
Posted by: SMFH
****
Kleenex? Nope. ShamWow.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 04, 2015 11:38 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:38 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (zyIlW)
I'll give you a comprehensive class in hand grenades right now.
Rule 1: Pull the pin before throwing grenade.
Rule 2: Once the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is NOT your friend.
Class dismissed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (LMj+P)
"wow, nice rack, you and your mom." play the odds, gotta hit with one of em.
you can alternate 'WOW" with "hubba hubba."
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (vb33c)
To be fair, sometimes I think I see a H@ktr or r@ykn post that then vanishes next time I refresh.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:25 PM (sdi6R)
Maybe. I still don't get it - they'll lord over us but live in palaces without the amenities they take for granted now - just because they want to lord it over us? I've visited castles and chateaus in Europe - lovely, but you realize walking through them that you're more comfortable in your modest middle class modern US home than an aristocrat was on his estate in 1500 (or 1850 for that matter).
I have a tough time understanding it because I've never had the slightest desire to lord it over anybody, and I don't grasp the impulse.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V, channeling her 15 year old self at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (P8951)
I no longer give a fuck.
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (zyIlW)
I feel that way a lot. You're not alone there. Just hang on, it has to get better.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 11:40 PM (HalrA)
You're like a wizard or something.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:41 PM (NDMLg)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:42 PM (zyIlW)
Anything Vince is hawking has to be good
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:42 PM (ZZgPW)
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 11:43 PM (rjtGa)
But a lot of folks live for it.
I don't know why anyone would even want to be a manager, let alone POTUS or a word leader of any sort.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:43 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 11:43 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:43 PM (zyIlW)
You'd be amazed what a few shot of rum can do.
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:30 PM (zyIlW)
I'll be back in Texas Monday then (in Detroit this weekend). : )
Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:43 PM (rkBpl)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (NDMLg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (vb33c)
1) Chicks want honesty
2) Let her know upfront that you're into the freaky stuff.
3) Chicks like the personal touch.
4) Start by touching her boobs.
5) Chicks are about visual clues.
6) Show her your meat.
Posted by: otho at December 04, 2015 11:20 PM (EWg9n)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/opa3wzl
Posted by: And that's why... at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (RuxkS)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Sam the Butcher at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (vBeA5)
Maybe. I still don't get it - they'll lord over us but live in palaces without the amenities they take for granted now - just because they want to lord it over us? I've visited castles and chateaus in Europe - lovely, but you realize walking through them that you're more comfortable in your modest middle class modern US home than an aristocrat was on his estate in 1500 (or 1850 for that matter).
I have a tough time understanding it because I've never had the slightest desire to lord it over anybody, and I don't grasp the impulse.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V, channeling her 15 year old self at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (P8951)
I don't understand it either. Maybe they just can't stand the fact that the peasants got uppity.
Free middle class people have no need for rulers. We can run our own lives, thank you very much.
They HATE us for that, and intend to destroy us.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:45 PM (sdi6R)
I'm a bit of a minimalist. Lived seven years on a thirty foot sloop, and would like spend my remaining years on a 45ft.~55ft. sailing vessel.
Don't want or need a prestige address, fancy wheels or neatly clipped hedge bordered cottage in that twee retirement community.
Some fine dining, interesting travel, good friends, superior armaments, premium spirits and cigars. And always, something interesting to read.
My lass of nearly ten years met me when I still lived aboard the New Dawn, and she fails to comprehend my abhorrence of that twee cottage, Mr. Rogers' sweaters and that whole terminal-nesting syndrome.
I guess I'll have to go to Hong Kong and get one of those ladies from the junk-dwelling families in the harbor.
Pity of it is, they're of the lower socio-economic and education end of the Chinese spectrum.
At 57, I don't necessarily need some smokin' hot sexpot to keep me interested. Just attractive, kind, loyal and all the other good attributes.
Frankly, the 'ettes around here largely define the desirable mindset in many ways.
That's a compliment there, ladies.
Don't know what chances a crusty old bastard on a boat would have on today's market, but at least I'd have one thing to offer that most guys couldn't.
Shit gets awful here, we can always sail to Peruvia.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (6FqZa)
Try and keep your chin's up, folks.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (RuxkS)
sigh, night MissTammy
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (vb33c)
Dating coach $3500. Cheaper to buy a hooker for a year. Or so I'm told
In Greece, that'd be a few sammiches. Or so I'm told.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (o78gS)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (vsbNu)
I was a painfully awkward child. I wore scarves in my hair and spent my recesses inside being a teachers aid to the 1st graders. I was the weird kid. Definitely not someone who'd ever get asked out, whatever that really means when you're a kid.
Anyway, come 8th grade and I was at student council camp (my school had a system where good grades, not votes, filled half the positions) and was being...myself.
My friend pulled me aside and said "You are SUCH a flirt! OMG, they're totally going to think you are a slut!"
Now, I could not wrap my head around this in the slightest because I was not intending to flirt with anyone. Apparently being socially awkward and talking compulsively is flirting. Who knew?
Posted by: Lauren at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 04, 2015 11:47 PM (wHX4r)
I'm thinking here of the Eddie Izzard bit about how completely hopeless he was with girls as a schoolboy.
"Do you like... bread?"
Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2015 11:47 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:47 PM (XjADA)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 11:47 PM (vsbNu)
http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/4/9851162/nasa-new-horizons-pluto-photo-new-high-resolution
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:47 PM (6FqZa)
They've been out of there for many years.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2015 11:48 PM (iMxBJ)
Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.....
and I figured you already knew if it was such a bad idea.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2015 11:48 PM (q2o38)
LOL.
David Carradine must have taken Blanc's self-help course for learning to love yourself.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2015 11:48 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (NDMLg)
Yeah seemed to go fairly well, then....thud.
Was time to call Rosey. As usual.
Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:48 PM (rkBpl)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:49 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:50 PM (zyIlW)
ThunderB,
I dont disagree that that's their goal & I think they are crazy enough to try.....but down that road is civil war, again.
Gay Marriage passing didnt deprive someone of a way to defend their kin.....repealin the 2nd does....
People, highly motivated, intelligent and very well fuckin armed, and lots of them. will die before they let it happen.
I hope it doesnt happen in my lifetime, cause I dont want to see it.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 11:50 PM (5XLfr)
Posted by: The Bear at December 04, 2015 11:50 PM (V/11D)
http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/4/9851162/nasa-new-horizons-pluto- photo-new-high-resolution
That's it. The rebels are there. That's the system.
Posted by: Vader getting his cold planets confused at December 04, 2015 11:51 PM (ewS4W)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 11:51 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:52 PM (Oy0zJ)
Free middle class people have no need for rulers. We can run our own lives, thank you very much.
They HATE us for that, and intend to destroy us.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:45 PM (sdi6R)
That's just it. To them, we're all a bunch of uppity peasants that need to be put back in our place and made to need our "benevolent" masters in the ruling class.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 11:52 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2015 11:52 PM (LTDSy)
This seems like an insane time to demand the public disarm
But then I remember same sex marriage. They won't stop until this happens
Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (zOTsN)
And then what? These shootings would still happen. Problem not solved. Fuckin' idiots.
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 11:52 PM (SCx0h)
Posted by: gewa76 at December 04, 2015 11:53 PM (S9rS1)
- Hey, we havin' fun yet?
- No, not really.
- Ok, Well, if you start having fun, let me know, I want to watch
-....That's kinda creepy dude.
This is why I don't do small-talk.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2015 11:53 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:54 PM (Oy0zJ)
These jackholes won't give up. I finally got one to personally insult me (and the ass has a black lives matter avatar, lololol).
Here's the full text of HIS bullshit:
Maybe you could ask the kid why he's peeing there. Maybe he honestly needed to pee, and home wasnt a safe place to go. Maybe didn't realize that he could go in the library or maybe there was a kid picking on him at the library and he couldn't go there. Maybe everyone had been yelling at him all day and he just really needed to pee and getting yelled at was the very last straw.
I wasn't there--none of us was--but there is ALWAYS more to a story than "some punk kid who needs some discipline." And there's always more that you can do than yelling at a kid.
------
Keep in mind that this jackass is talking about a 13 year old "kid" that put a 55 year old man in the hospital because the kid "didn't like being yelled at".
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I replied to that with:
Bullshit. What 13 year old does not know to not piss in public? Further, you are making excuses for the beating of the security guard. Again, useless and a part of the problem.
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THIS is where jackass got personal. I love it
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Here's his text:
Not only are you extremely rude, but you obviously have no understanding of at-risk kids. I hope no one makes the mistake of trusting kids around you.
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And my reply:
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Awww, some bleeding heart called me rude. Like I care. Let me tell you, I give a shit if someone is "at risk" or not, once they put someone in the hospital because they cannot, for whatever reason, live up to normal standards of civilized behavior.
Besides, what did I say was rude, huh? I said nothing that was untrue. You, and LIBERAL OLD FART #1, and CRAZY CAT LADY are a part of the problem. You are giving these kids a pass on their violence.
It's called the soft bigotry of lowered expectations. Look it up, racist.
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Anyhow, WHEEE
Posted by: GMan at December 04, 2015 11:54 PM (nPdsm)
Haha, probably. I apparently scared many boys. I'm seriously the worst at knowingly flirting though. "Here..let me try to make a joke and trail off midway through because I lack confidence to complete it because you'll think it's stupid oh god I'm rambling kill me now"
Actually, that's basically my interaction with any other human.
Posted by: Lauren at December 04, 2015 11:54 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:54 PM (BgWe5)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2015 11:55 PM (4ErVI)
Of course not. The media went with the story of somebody claiming to have heard him say, "no more baby parts", which hasn't been confirmed, because they have no interest in confirming it. It served the narrative.
The guy lived in a shed in the woods with no electricity. I doubt he was up to date on the PP videos.
Posted by: gewa76 at December 04, 2015 11:56 PM (S9rS1)
What's the punchline?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:56 PM (WPXbi)
So, what kind of gun is everyone getting for Christmas?
Posted by: Lauren at December 04, 2015 11:56 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Lauren at December 04, 2015 11:57 PM (Kqit+)
In fact, since 1993, nine abortion-related murders have occurred in the United States- including the recent shooting in Colorado Springs - and it is nine too many.
Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2015 11:57 PM (LTDSy)
/sock-change non-comment
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 11:58 PM (xodPA)
murders have occurred in the United States- including the recent
shooting in Colorado Springs - and it is nine too many.
Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2015 11:57 PM (LTDSy)
So for context, there's probably been more people killed over games of Monopoly since 1993 than over Abortion...
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 11:58 PM (HalrA)
And talking like Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 04, 2015 11:58 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 11:59 PM (xodPA)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2015 11:59 PM (o78gS)
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 12:00 AM (NVddU)
The guy lived in a shed in the woods with no electricity. I doubt he was up to date on the PP videos.
Posted by: gewa76 at December 04, 2015 11:56 PM (S9rS1)
Hell, I'm on the internet every day and *I* haven't even watched them. I've only read about them here.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 12:00 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (wdgkU)
In fact, since 1993, nine abortion-related murders have occurred in the United States- including the recent shooting in Colorado Springs - and it is nine too many.
Technically, it is abortion-related because it happened at a PP clinic.
Posted by: gewa76 at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (S9rS1)
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 11:52 PM (SCx0h)
They don't care about solving the problem. They rather like having the problem, actually, as it gives them an excuse to stay in power. The instant it's solved, the need for the powers is gone.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (HalrA)
"Shut up and sign the fucking form."
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (6FqZa)
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Actually, in that time, there have been over 20 million abortion-related murders in the US.
Posted by: RKae at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (HiSOA)
Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead.
Janine Melnitz: Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies?
Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
https://youtu.be/D3v_ogRaTf4
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 12:02 AM (9YDUz)
He'll be missed.
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 12:00 AM (NVddU)
you did that wrong. you meant to say robert loggia was a big actor.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:03 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:03 AM (wdgkU)
It's 99% their fault we are in this fuckin mess to begin with.
I could go on and on about how they continuously put America in danger and how their bias has all but destroyed any sense of objectivity.
REAL and IMPORTANT facts are either buried or just plain omitted from their narrative. Gotta focus on trivial STUPID shit like the color of the presidents skin, (or their sexuality). Its like letting fucking TMZ be in charge of government watch dog. It's beyond fuckin sad and I wake up EVERY FUCKING DAY now and wonder how many more Americans are going to die thanks to Obama's complete derelict of duty. Thanks to his knee pad wearing army of lap dogs, his policy goes by unchecked and blindly defended because black.
You notice none of these news outlets EVER worry about being targeted by the Islamic camel fuckers.. They understand that our media is either willfully or unknowingly HELPING them by constantly spreading the "backlash" myth.
I can only hope that our country DOES NOT elect a democrat or a RINO because itf thats the case, its all over for this country. It may already be too late now. What a stupid time to be alive. What a fucking absolute embarrassment of a populace. Sickening
Posted by: Triple Twenty at December 05, 2015 12:03 AM (ficNf)
Posted by: Lauren at December 05, 2015 12:04 AM (Kqit+)
You want me to tap-dance, sing?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:03 AM (wdgkU)
meh, whatever, I am too bored to pick one.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:04 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:05 AM (vb33c)
"Happily ever after" is losing your soul to your ginger for 48 years.
I still think I got the better end of that deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 05, 2015 12:05 AM (jeCnD)
CDR M .....
Larry Correia
Monsterhunternation . Com ...
Guns and vultures....
Good fodder for a future overnight thread?
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 05, 2015 12:05 AM (5XLfr)
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Exactly. Shame that in person conversation can't be as relaxing as combox communication.
I hate the uncertainty of chatting someone up. It's why I prefer the certainty of a transaction.
Still can't believe there are Modern Men pathetic enough to hire "cuddle buddies", though.
Posted by: The Bear at December 05, 2015 12:06 AM (V/11D)
Watch for the maracas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYaKx7RYL2I
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:06 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 05, 2015 12:07 AM (5XLfr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 12:07 AM (6FqZa)
Robert Loggia was a perfect Robert Loggia.
He created and filled the Robert Loggia niche to perfection.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:07 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: gewa76
Wasn't he inside the clinic shooting out rather than outside shooting in?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 12:07 AM (FkBIv)
Never works out well for anyone involved.
Posted by: Garrett at December 05, 2015 12:08 AM (/obXb)
and another thing, is there some reason we waited so long to find a picture of his jihadi whore? why not simply put up a uday / quasay style photo so we can see what she looks like now?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:09 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:09 AM (vfK78)
democrat or a RINO because itf thats the case, its all over for this
country. It may already be too late now. What a stupid time to be alive.
What a fucking absolute embarrassment of a populace. Sickening
Posted by: Triple Twenty at December 05, 2015 12:03 AM (ficNf)
Yeah. Nailed it. It may already be too late, but if the USA fucks up again, we're fork-level done and it's time for an exodus. I'm not going to sit still and be slaughtered because my politicians were too stupid to hold onto the most powerful nation in history.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:10 AM (HalrA)
Never works out well for anyone involved.
You have to stop growling and biting.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:10 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Bertram
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Stop screwing with the narrative.
Posted by: MSM at December 05, 2015 12:10 AM (9mTYi)
You notice none of these news outlets EVER worry about being
targeted by the Islamic camel fuckers.. They understand that our media
is either willfully or unknowingly HELPING them by constantly spreading
the "backlash" myth.
I wonder how much the average cable network gets in "advertising" revenue to provide the right slant. And if they think that keeps them immune.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:11 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 05, 2015 12:12 AM (c2krM)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:12 AM (rjtGa)
Watch for the maracas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYaKx7RYL2I
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:06 AM (q2o3
hey, now that is entertaining, especially the maracas!
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:13 AM (vb33c)
Could be makeup over a cold sore.
That's right, jihadis! When you visit Saudi to pick up your Believer bride, you'll be coming back with a gift that will last forever!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 12:14 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:14 AM (0q3yz)
"advertising" revenue to provide the right slant. And if they think that
keeps them immune.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:11 AM (q2o3
And that advertising money comes from the political class's crony corps. I never understood how they were able to keep such a stranglehold on the media, but now it makes perfect sense. They're paying for it!
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:14 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:09 AM (vfK7
ah yes the dulcet tones, wait are you singing the love boat theme?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:14 AM (vb33c)
"Certain kinds of weapons, like the slightly modified combat rifles used
in California, and certain kinds of ammunition, must be outlawed for
civilian ownership. It is possible to define those guns in a clear and
effective way and, yes, it would require Americans who own those kinds
of weapons to give them up for the good of their fellow citizens.
Posted by: gracepmc at December 05, 2015 12:15 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:16 AM (vb33c)
Send lawyers, guns, and money and get me out of here.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 05, 2015 12:12 AM (c2krM)
The way the world's going, there won't be any use for lawyers.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:16 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:16 AM (rjtGa)
of weapons to give them up for the good of their fellow citizens."
Good luck with that one, guys.
Posted by: Lauren at December 05, 2015 12:17 AM (Kqit+)
Ursine courtship rituals do seem simpler. Maybe I could buy some smoked salmon and leave it in a lady's mailbox...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 12:17 AM (6FqZa)
we should have dragged syed whatshis name and his jihadi whore to the dump behind a garbage truck followed by a street sweeper.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:16 AM (vb33c)
They should be buried in pig guts.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:17 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 05, 2015 12:18 AM (MwNIp)
Posted by: Garrett
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You mean in meatspace. You're interacting with humans by commenting here. We're nor all NSA bots you know.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 12:18 AM (V/11D)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 05, 2015 12:19 AM (9jeGC)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:19 AM (rjtGa)
of weapons to give them up for the good of their fellow citizens.
Posted by: gracepmc at December 05, 2015 12:15 AM (OU4q6)
Evil is always done in the name of the greater good.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:20 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2015 12:20 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:17 AM (HalrA)
my only disagreement is I am not sure it is fair to the swine.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:20 AM (vb33c)
Oh, no. That wasn't me. I was singing "No Time to Kill" by Clint Black.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:20 AM (w7i/t)
"Certain kinds of weapons, like the slightly modified combat rifles used
in California, and certain kinds of ammunition, must be outlawed for
civilian ownership. It is possible to define those guns in a clear and
effective way and, yes, it would require Americans who own those kinds
of weapons to give them up for the good of their fellow citizens.
Posted by: gracepmc at December 05, 2015 12:15 AM (OU4q6)
D-Lamp was being much too reticent about what those treasonous fucks deserve.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 12:21 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zombie Commie Trumbo at December 05, 2015 12:21 AM (Dwehj)
"Certain kinds of weapons, like the slightly modified combat rifles used
in California, and certain kinds of ammunition, must be outlawed for
civilian ownership. It is possible to define those guns in a clear and
effective way and, yes, it would require Americans who own those kinds
of weapons to give them up for the good of their fellow citizens.
Posted by: gracepmc
The scholars and gentlemen at the NYT intentionally ignore the fact that CA gun laws explicitly make ownership of certain classes and specific firearms illegal.
There's a CA list of approved firearms.
The CA legislature already has done what they propose.
The NYT editors are scholars and gentlemen to the last.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (9YDUz)
Give yourself a freakin break once in a while.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (rjtGa)
1st cop points a laser at my dogs will be the last gun her/she handles Period
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (pahrJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (vb33c)
Just sayin."
That's very nice of you to say, eleven.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (lnNh5)
Posted by: eleven
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Can I scratch my chin with her foot?
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 05, 2015 12:24 AM (V/11D)
Speak for your....your...your...self
Posted by: StrawMan at December 05, 2015 12:24 AM (c2krM)
Would love to have another Gary Webb. Don't care what he is reporting.
Ethics. What dat?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 05, 2015 12:24 AM (9jeGC)
Posted by: gun-free zones at December 05, 2015 12:25 AM (ewS4W)
Larry Correia......
His book are outstanding as well.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 05, 2015 12:25 AM (5XLfr)
1st cop points a laser at my dogs will be the last gun her/she handles Period
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (pahrJ)
well who doesn't like their dogs more? Same here, mess with my dogs and I will activate the kaiser soze plan.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:25 AM (vb33c)
Always remember, especially in these times, that we are AMERICANS, so the head is held HIGH.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 05, 2015 12:26 AM (jeCnD)
I think they look kinda nice. The price tag is extremely pretentious and hipstery if that's what you mean.
I can agree with that.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:26 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2015 12:26 AM (9mTYi)
It hasn't been established he actually shot anyone.
Could have been the cops returning fire that killed those people.
Don't trust anything coming from the Media or the regime.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2015 12:26 AM (Z/0sh)
Posted by: Mini Cooper Nihilist at December 05, 2015 12:27 AM (Moh0M)
You can't be.
That would mean Ace is real.
...and everyone knows Ewok never developed the capacity for interstellar transportation.
So. either i have been grossly deceived about the technological advances made on Endor in recent decades, or you are all imaginary.
Posted by: Garrett at December 05, 2015 12:27 AM (/obXb)
Posted by: Marv Albert at December 05, 2015 12:27 AM (9YDUz)
Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 12:27 AM (vsbNu)
Dogs can have better sense than people. Send 'em out to do a job and they do it. People? Excuses and bullshit and crap.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:27 AM (lnNh5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (pahrJ
Friends used to test limits on what they could joke about with me.
My friend who I was best man at his wedding.... Wifey told him to shut the fuck up about my dog. Line... Don't cross it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 05, 2015 12:28 AM (9jeGC)
Oh those Saudis...
Maid from Morocco? No thanks, say Saudi wives
Feel Moroccan women are beautiful and could snatch their husbands
http://tinyurl.com/6866msf
This part is great...
"Some of them said Moroccan women are so attractive that their husbands could easily fall for them...others said Moroccans are good at magic and sorcery and that this could enable them to lure their husbands."
Oh, and apparently what an attractive Moroccan woman looks like;
http://tinyurl.com/6kdd7t3
Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2015 12:28 AM (5LOno)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:29 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Garrett at December 05, 2015 12:29 AM (/obXb)
I think they look kinda nice. The price tag is extremely pretentious and hipstery if that's what you mean.
I can agree with that.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:26 AM (rjtGa)
yeah but that is everything, pay way too much for too little relative to every car in the class.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:29 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Just latent resentment that a British icon is now a German BMW. That resentment *does* attach itself to the drivers. Very few of them would be driving and appreciating the real thing. Most just like the image.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2015 12:29 AM (9mTYi)
Oh those Saudis...
Maid from Morocco? No thanks, say Saudi wives
Feel Moroccan women are beautiful and could snatch their husband
Posted by: 18-1
Sad part is that accusations of witchcraft are sometimes prosecuted and result in death of the accused.
#FunTimes
Posted by: Marv Albert at December 05, 2015 12:30 AM (9YDUz)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:31 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:33 AM (9O5Nj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:33 AM (vb33c)
(And don't question my Mathy Science deniers!)
I'm hardly a stallion, but I've done ok for myself over the years, and in my experience most women, of all ages, don't want boring and predictable, but a bit of fun (duh).
So if it doesn't always come naturally (obviously very common with many guys, myself included), a decent mental approach...and yes, this sounds a bit weird...is to talk to the ladies that you're interested in like you would a little sister that you care about (or female cousin, longtime platonic female friend, etc.). And if you don't have one of those, pretend what it would be like if you do.
By which I mean have some fun. Friendly teasing. Don't take her or yourself too seriously.
Obviously, most ladies (feminazi man-hating leftoids excepted) like a man who is/seems confident. Again...duh.
Point being, even if you're a confident person generally but seem to lose that a bit around those you would like to date (because we start thinking about placing our penis in desirable places), taking on that mindset can work wonders.
The natural confidence will come later if things start going well.
Just my 2.7 cents CAD.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 05, 2015 12:33 AM (kHgvV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:34 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:34 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 05, 2015 12:35 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
It seems like either slowpokes or douchebags drive them.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 12:37 AM (hVdx9)
1st cop points a laser at my dogs will be the last gun her/she handles Period
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I miss the misanthropic bitch.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 12:37 AM (V/11D)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqrERNjCjQQ
(accordion warning)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:37 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Blano at December 05, 2015 12:38 AM (rkBpl)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 12:37 AM (hVdx9)
YES! You the man!
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:39 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Garrett at December 05, 2015 12:39 AM (/obXb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqrERNjCjQQ
(accordion warning)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:37 AM (q2o3
someones has to, I seem incapable of doing it myself.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:40 AM (vb33c)
KAC LPR Mod 2 left Titusville today.... eta early next week.
Yep, right time, right place. Excited to say the least.
I sometimes wonder if the NYT guys get the same feeling when they hear a new safe space tell all is being shipped next week.....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 05, 2015 12:40 AM (5XLfr)
Then they can ban all their non-existent guns, pretend Utopia is on the way, and in 18 months get stabbed to death with sharpened screwdriver in a dank alleyway for a can of peaches.
IN America, we have the right to own a fully stocked, armed, and loaded frigate of war according to James Madison. "Shall not be infringed" has no wiggle.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 05, 2015 12:40 AM (7O9ts)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 05, 2015 12:40 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: handbabies at December 05, 2015 12:41 AM (9YDUz)
It might tip over.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 12:42 AM (FkBIv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqrERNjCjQQ
(accordion warning)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:37 AM (q2o3
well it was pretty entertaining, metal accordion.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:43 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:43 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 05, 2015 12:43 AM (kHgvV)
Actually they never bought into much of any of that Arab bullshit. The Kabyle in Algeria talked to my parents in French and refused Arabic
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 12:46 AM (6FqZa)
Googles, sees is high end AR-15. Swoons at price tag.
I hope it brings you lots of fun and runs flawlessly.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 12:46 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:47 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck
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Very interesting. Post a paypal account or site, and if that works I'll make you a donation.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 12:47 AM (V/11D)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 12:49 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 12:51 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: yankeefifth
I've hated them since I first saw one. They're turd mobiles.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 12:51 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 05, 2015 12:53 AM (044Fx)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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And let the Cascadia Subduction Zone do its thing.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 12:54 AM (V/11D)
Thanks, but no need. If it saves just one couch from being fucked, that's all the payment I need.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 05, 2015 12:54 AM (kHgvV)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 05, 2015 12:55 AM (kHgvV)
To quote some radio host, "The last thing you would get out of a 50 foot tall woman would be a rampage.
The first thing would be for her to run around cooing, 'Oooooh, how cuuuuuute' at all the miniature things in her world."
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:55 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 12:51 AM (zc3Db)
you also the man!
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:55 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: JQ Flyover
****
Easier to get them into the other places.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 12:55 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
If you were a Byzantine emperor like Justin II or later, what would you have done to fend off the MENA invasion?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 12:55 AM (9YDUz)
If they were like $9000 which they should be I would think they were pretty cool.
American sedans are the boring things on the planet.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:56 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 05, 2015 12:57 AM (044Fx)
The first thing would be for her to run around cooing, 'Oooooh, how cuuuuuute' at all the miniature things in her world."
That's so awesome cause it's true!
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:58 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 12:59 AM (EzgxV)
You're waayyy too kind. How 'bout North Korea?
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 05, 2015 12:53 AM (044Fx)
Meh. Just send them anywhere. Leftists seem tot hink that eery other country is closer to their ideal than this one so they have a whole world to choose from. They have no excuse to stay here, in a country that they consider evil, backward, violent, nasty and not worthy of their high ideals. For leftists, this society is the one they think is the worst in the world so they can go anywhere and it would be more to their liking. ANd if they were to go anywhere it would be more to my liking, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 12:59 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2015 12:59 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:01 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: gracepmc at December 05, 2015 01:01 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2015 12:59 AM (YJmuy)
Smarts car. Hands down. They're so annoying that even in San Francisco it was sport to flip them over in the street.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 01:02 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Garrett at December 05, 2015 01:03 AM (/obXb)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:04 AM (rjtGa)
I had to drive a Prius into back roads to talk to people in orchards. I was sad that they got rid of the Cherokee.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 01:04 AM (q2o38)
http://tinyurl.com/6kdd7t3
Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2015 12:28 AM (5LOno)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqu1nd3Zu8
Posted by: Meido! at December 05, 2015 01:05 AM (vBeA5)
But it's easy to see these things in hindsight. Future historians will wonder why we spent all that money on welfare-payments to our own tribes of barbarians. And maybe other historians will counter-argue that it was that or a civil war at the worst possible time. And then *others* will say that it was too late by 2015, like it was possibly too late for Justin II in 565.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 01:05 AM (6FqZa)
Heh. Forgot about the SF sport of "car tipping".
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2015 01:06 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
If only, and only if they don't admit it.
Evan Sayet has the better of the descriptions of the Leftist mind, even if it was a bit scattered.
The majority of them can't go anywhere on their open-minded, horizon-gazing, willful naevite. Witness one worldly Barack Hussein Obama, the mono-linguist.
The US Left is by and large a timid and parochial lot.
Parts abroad that don't fit their exotic ideal are disposable.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:08 AM (9YDUz)
No way you could take a covered golf cart on a highway.
And they only hold one person realistically.
One dink that is.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:08 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 01:09 AM (hVdx9)
What's worse, mini, "Smart" car, or Fiat 500?
Well, in Detroit, a Fiat would be classified as a Death Mobile.
As for the Smart Car, that's a Libtard Death Mobile.
A Mini is a Euro trash Death Mobile.
/if you get in an accident, they'll be picking you up with a wet vac!
Posted by: Your Betters at the MSM and in the Government at December 05, 2015 01:09 AM (9JJgN)
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I told my wife that I could easily see some drunk frat football player picking one up and crushing it on his forehead.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 05, 2015 01:10 AM (9iR5/)
Plus Smart Cars are so impractical.
No way you could take a covered golf cart on a highway.
I once saw one on I-15 between Baker and Vegas.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 05, 2015 01:10 AM (o78gS)
OK late ona Friday and actually a reaction to an ONT link, but wow.
Forced myself to read the first few paragraphs of the WaPo thing about the "backlash" fears among Muslims in America.
Yep, as you would guess - not a single bit of "backlash" to be found. Nothing. Oh, much wailing and moaning and fear and anguish and even - brace yourself - "exhaustion" attested to by several elite Beltway type professional Muslims (as in, their profession more or less *is* their religious identity).
No backlash. So, the headling and topic are, typically, unconnected from any actual reality on this planet.
But it gets worse. You see, among the triggers for all this really horrific Muslim angst is ..... rhetoric of GOP prez candidates (no examples provided, oddly). Yep. Oh, and it gets worse. You see, Trump "called for" registration of Muslims. Recall the idiotic non-story of Trump working a receiving line and half-responding to some oddball shouted question in a noisy environment.
And people actually read this nonsense, and, lacking critical thinking skills or substantive or life experience, probably think "wow, that's terrible". Just cannot get over the degradation of the American populace, that such idiocy as this WaPo piece could even make it into print.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2015 01:11 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2015 01:11 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 01:12 AM (V/11D)
And I can guarantee you they never did that again after that harrowing experience.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:12 AM (rjtGa)
Wait 'til you guys start see this Google car around:
https://tinyurl.com/nvqygy3
If we must use cars, Our Betters would rather humiliate us in a Tele-Tubbie mobile.
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2015 01:13 AM (RrDm2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzKUt4OtE8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2015 01:14 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 01:14 AM (NVddU)
I'm completely unskilled in this area but wouldn't pay that much to learn. However, it would be helpful for folks to recognize that it isn't something that just comes naturally to everyone.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 01:15 AM (kpqmD)
But the mosque in Peterborough Ontario!!!eleventy!!
/leftard
That such incidents (when not manufactured) stand out precisely because they're so rare is Not To Be Discussed.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 05, 2015 01:16 AM (kHgvV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Too true, but the WhatIf bug was burrowing into my Stupid Counterfactual because some a-hole on the radio reminded me that The Ottoman empire unwraveled because of WWI.
Like many wishful thinkers, if WWI had never happened I have to think much of our current situation wouldn't exist.
Far afield and pointless speculation, of course, do you think that if somehow WWI could have been avoided would A) The Soviet Union have sprung up, B ) Would the Mid-East still be nothing but a bunch of tribal territories?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:16 AM (9YDUz)
I agree, it seems American cars these days are the boringest things on earth. The only ones that seem to have some power and style are the revamps of the Mustang and GTO.
But then, be careful what you ask for. I think the last really boldly designed American car was, of all things, the Aztek, and we all saw how that turned out. (Yick.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 01:16 AM (ntObR)
If I were to learn, why would I ever stop?
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2015 01:18 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 12:21 AM (sdi6R)
Ain't that the truth.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 05, 2015 01:19 AM (WWdgA)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner
Too bad no video. No, seriously, one has to admire O'Keefes methods.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:19 AM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2015 01:23 AM (+azJs)
Just read that the UPS distribution center in San Bernardino was evacuated tonight, because... a package came in addressed to the shooters.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 01:24 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 01:14 AM (NVddU)
My E-spaghetti teacher always said the reply was "Pass a bean!"
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 01:25 AM (EzgxV)
Remember the two rules.
Rule #1: Man cracks jokes and pays compliments to a woman who finds him attractive: flirting.
Rule #2: Man cracks jokes and pays compliments to a woman who does not find him attractive: sexual harassment.
Have fun out there, guys! Remember to "be yourselves"! Also, to have a good lawyer on retainer.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2015 01:27 AM (noWW6)
I don't need bold. I just can't fathom why American sedans have to look like the car version of a minivan.
Is making the lines and curves so much more expensive in the sheet metal department? And the wheels? WTF is up with that?
American car designers are the worst in the world.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:27 AM (rjtGa)
The first thing would be for her to run around cooing, 'Oooooh, how cuuuuuute' at all the miniature things in her world."
That's so awesome cause it's true!
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:58 AM (rjtGa)
you could not be more wrong. only reason women do not beat men is because they are smaller. heck even then they try.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:28 AM (vb33c)
I believe that.
Far afield and pointless speculation, of course, do you think that if somehow WWI could have been avoided would A) The Soviet Union have sprung up, B ) Would the Mid-East still be nothing but a bunch of tribal territories?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:16 AM (9YDUz)
A). The Communist revolution needed the war. No Revolution without it. The Austro-Hungarian Empire would have peacefully (initially) split up in the 20's.
B). For a lot longer, anyway. Post WWII Soviet agitation and the rise of Marxism brought about pan-arabism. Without WWII, likely no State of Israel, also.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 05, 2015 01:28 AM (WWdgA)
Outside central Europe, the British Empire's earlier collapse encourages President Wilson to step in and take over a lot of it. India and Central Asia collapse into sectarian strife. A weak France, weak Russia *and* weak Ottoman Empire result in Arab and Berber uprisings.
China still gets it right up the keister from the Japs. Maybe Wilson can at least save the pinoys.
I guess my thought is that people suck, and wars suck, and if life doesn't suck in one way then it will probably suck in another.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 01:29 AM (6FqZa)
how hard is it to teach someone how to slap a lady on the ass?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:30 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: qdpsteve
The terrorists shipped a bomb to their own address, knowing it would after their deaths and kill the investigators examining the crime scene.
It would have been the ultimate karma if the bomb had arrived and gone off at the exact moment MSNBC, the terror-enabling reporters, were rooting around in the apartment on live TV.
But UPS security prevented the most epicly ironic TV moment even being broadcast live.
Posted by: zombie at December 05, 2015 01:31 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at December 05, 2015 01:31 AM (jBuUi)
Yeah...that didn't work out so great.
Posted by: Walter White at December 05, 2015 01:32 AM (kHgvV)
In that case a 50 ft tall woman would kill every woman she saw.
Cause they were getting all the men.
Then she would start beating the shit out of the men.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:32 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Isn't it odd? Liberals have no qualms using deception to achieve their ends. But the only time conservatives use "deception" it's only for the purpose of revealing the truth. Yet the left will lose their shit over it, as with the pp videos.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 01:32 AM (V/11D)
Slow curves are weak when dealing with the thin sheet they use now. Sharper breaks are more rigid. Only thing I can think of since stamping is the same price for both.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 01:34 AM (wHX4r)
Cause they were getting all the men.
Then she would start beating the shit out of the men.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:32 AM (rjtGa)
good enough
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:35 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 01:25 AM (EzgxV)
I have no idea what the hell that means. Must be some weird Elder God language.
I've never passed a bean, BTW. Corn? Sure, who hasn't? But never a bean.
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 01:36 AM (NVddU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:38 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
not a single doubt I can issue.
Thanx for the response. counterfactuals are like regrets, gotta scratch them sometime.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:39 AM (9YDUz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:39 AM (vb33c)
They made a claim a while back that there was an ISIS cell on the Mexican side planning to cross the border and make some sort of attack run on Ft. Bliss. That was pooh-poohed but they are still sticking by it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2015 01:42 AM (dvuhZ)
That's the way
That's the way
I like it.
U-ha. U-ha.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 05, 2015 01:43 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 05, 2015 01:45 AM (wytda)
Western peoples seem to have a perverse belief in generational and institutional guilt, whereas guilt only exists at the individual level (which may be spread across many within that institution, naturally).
The problem with Muslims is that they feel no guilt, and I suspect that is part of the appeal of the Muzz to the angst ridden westerner. Freedom from guilt, by proxy, as is the appeal of an animal pet.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 01:45 AM (V/11D)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 05, 2015 01:45 AM (wytda)
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:45 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 01:15 AM (kpqmD)
If someone actually learns how to pick up women from this - either more easily or just pick them up, at all - then it's certainly worth the money. Of course, then they have to pick up the expense of successfully getting dates with women they are interested in ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 01:46 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:46 AM (vb33c)
No, no one here believes that. And not the point of my counter-factual.
Settle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:48 AM (9YDUz)
Posted by: eleven
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What would she do with Caitlyn Jenner?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 01:52 AM (V/11D)
It happened.
The writing hand has moved on.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:54 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 01:54 AM (V/11D)
Posted by: The Bear at December 05, 2015 01:54 AM (wHX4r)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:55 AM (rjtGa)
You give them too much credit.
More likely a rank old tube sock they dug out from underneath the recliner.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:31 PM (RuxkS)
We were going to have to launder it, anyway....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 01:56 AM (EzgxV)
The writing hand has moved on.
Posted by: eleven
True.
What are you going to do next year?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:56 AM (9YDUz)
The designers were terrible. It hit terrible goals.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:58 AM (rjtGa)
I'm a devout fatalist. I don't know what I'm going to do next week.
Watch some football. Drink. Comment on the internet.
Unless I'm dead by then for some reason.
Look at stupid women making bad choices on the internet.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:02 AM (rjtGa)
Unless I'm dead by then for some reason.
Look at stupid women making bad choices on the internet.
Posted by: eleven
Good.
Just don't clog the Bosphorus.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 02:08 AM (9YDUz)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:11 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 02:13 AM (9YDUz)
Jess and Estele were there names. When they were younger before I was born, Jess was bad to go out drinking and carousing at night, and when he'd get home, Estele would beat the living shit out of him.
She was a husband beater, and they said a time or two, she laid him up for days. Anyway, when he died, the old heifer would go to his grave every damn day and sit there for an hour or more talking to his grave, crying.She did that until she was just flat out too old to get around very well.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2015 02:13 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:15 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2015 02:19 AM (YJmuy)
It is known.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 02:19 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:20 AM (V/11D)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:22 AM (EzgxV)
test
test test
x[/c]
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:20 AM (V/11D)
I know that b is bold, s is strikeout, i is italics, and u is underline -- but what's c supposed to be? Cave-in?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:23 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:30 AM (V/11D)
I not ton I
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:31 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:32 AM (V/11D)
test test
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Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:30 AM (V/11D)
Yep, the center of that vile cesspit that is Washington, DC.....but that's why you're not speaker any more.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:32 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:33 AM (V/11D)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:32 AM (V/11D)
I'm guessing it's more like blowing-out the margins.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:34 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Meesa Picksie at December 05, 2015 02:38 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:40 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:41 AM (rjtGa)
That was 40 years ago.
Now it would have to be about 100 million.
Posted by: navybrat at December 05, 2015 02:41 AM (Xodlv)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:41 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:43 AM (V/11D)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:32 AM (V/11D)
He centered the tweet in the post and didn't close the tag. That's not an option in comments so you can't do it, but it can be in the post.
Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (V/11D)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:47 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (rjtGa)<<<
Dat's wha' momma says.
Posted by: Bobby Boucher at December 05, 2015 02:48 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (zt+N6)
Meh ... let 'em go. They were rolling ..
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 02:49 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:50 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: buzzion
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Ok, I see now. Thanks. So I guess it's true that all ones' questions are answered in the afterlife. That's a comfort.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:52 AM (V/11D)
How the fuck do you pronounce that?
Posted by: eleven
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According to S. T. Joshi, Lovecraft says it's pronounced 'clooloo', but everybody just says kuth-thoo-loo.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:57 AM (V/11D)
How the fuck do you pronounce that?
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (rjtGa)
To pronounce it properly, we'd have to pull out your tounge...
Posted by: The Hat that should not be... at December 05, 2015 02:58 AM (vBeA5)
How the fuck do you pronounce that?
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (rjtGa)
dev'-el
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:59 AM (EzgxV)
Anyway, he wrote about this, a brutal Muzzie attack on a beautiful Danish women. They brutally beat her boyfriend, then turned on her, and the pictures her show the result:
http://10news.dk/?p=1207
Reminiscent of "this is your brain on drugs", this your Western culture on Islam.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2015 03:00 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (rjtGa)
Oh'-ree-ahn!!
Posted by: King Admiral Emperor Barky at December 05, 2015 03:01 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 03:01 AM (V/11D)
How the fuck do you pronounce that?
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (rjtGa)
Throat-Wobbler Mangrove
Posted by: Raymond Luxury-Yach-t at December 05, 2015 03:03 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 03:03 AM (rjtGa)
How the fuck do you pronounce that?
Posted by: eleven
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According to S. T. Joshi, Lovecraft says it's pronounced 'clooloo', but everybody just says kuth-thoo-loo.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:57 AM (V/11D)
I thought https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOA5Chz3iU4 was pretty informative. It just lacks a French accent, for some reason.
I also have a T-shirt (that Vendette has seen!) where it pictorially explains that it may be pronounced "cat-thool-hoo".
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 03:05 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 03:07 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: The Real antisocialist - Accept No Substitutes!! at December 05, 2015 03:09 AM (cDs+4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 03:10 AM (9YDUz)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 03:11 AM (rjtGa)
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/rise-of-cathulhu?ref=cnt_ctlg_dgn_1
Yes, I do have a large collection of cthulhu-themed T-shirts.....why do you ask?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 03:11 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: The Real antisocialist - Accept No Substitutes!! at December 05, 2015 03:09 AM (cDs+4)
Oh, no, you di'n't.....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 03:12 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bobby Boucher's mama at December 05, 2015 03:13 AM (H9MG5)
I'm always amazed by British/Assie actors that can nail American accents.
Hugh Laurie is pitch perfect.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 03:15 AM (rjtGa)
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 03:15 AM (rjtGa)
No judge bro.
No judge.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 03:17 AM (rjtGa)
Just watched latest Ash v Evil Dead. They never disappoint on the blood and gore.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 03:26 AM (iQIUe)
Daily Mail is such a donk shill. Latest attack is on Ted Cruz for attending a gun rally today. lol
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 03:28 AM (iQIUe)
And yet, they report far more about what is happening in the USA than any USA paper.
And they usually have great photography.
Posted by: navybrat at December 05, 2015 03:30 AM (Xodlv)
Posted by: Bobby Boucher's mama at December 05, 2015 03:31 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 03:48 AM (NVddU)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 03:56 AM (EzgxV)
That's OK - just 'cause you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you...
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 04:06 AM (NVddU)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 04:25 AM (jT+gh)
That's OK - just 'cause you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you...
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 04:06 AM (NVddU)
I suspect ANYONE with a new nic of being a bogey....and if they show too much interest and/or knowledge about me then they go on high alert.....which I'm just barely sane enough to acknowledge might sweep up friends.
Part of the problem is that I'm trying not to bug friends while they're probably at work, and the fiancee has been working East Coast hours and gets home just when I'd expect to be able to talk. That and the "drop everything and save frost-tender plants in greenhouses", "drop everything and do holiday festivities", "drop everything and deal with broken automobiles", "drop everything and deal with relationship issues", "drop everything and deal with property taxes", "drop everything and deal with Christmas lights", "drop everything and deal with trash day", "drop everything and deal with falling leaves and clogged gutters", drop everything and deal with the cleaners", "drop everything and deal with clogged toilets", "drop everything and deal with the dishes from some random party to which I wasn't invited", "drop everything and deal with office Christmas decorations" -- and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on. I have a trail of dropped half-done really cool things that goes back years, while I frantically try to keep-up with the current bullshit.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 04:27 AM (EzgxV)
It's more about their own parochialism. Ever see their shocking pictures of kids with guns? Wait a week; they'll trot out some more. The paper regularly treats America gun ownership as a carnival sideshow for its readers to snear at, assured of their (for the moment) docile, sheltered existence.
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 04:38 AM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Could you do more of a moron, dipshit impersonation of a idiot goofball for the readers of a UK news site?
I think no. but do your worst.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 04:44 AM (9YDUz)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 05, 2015 04:46 AM (vBeA5)
Probably the worst thing for me is being constantly pissed-off. I know it's bad for my health. I should be giving thanks that I can identify so many ways to build something useful, make something better, create something really cool.....despite having to do something stupid like rake leaves and put each thing on indefinite hold.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 04:49 AM (EzgxV)
Everyone here is well aware of your troll issues, and I think I speak for the majority when I say that we feel for you.
But my comment wasn't showing any interest in you at all - it was a throwaway comment directed at a character from a really bad Adam Sandler movie.
As to your list of shit you have to drop & deal with?
That's called life, man. I'd bet that 90% of the people here have the same list, and could add a few real problems they have to worry about.
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 04:51 AM (NVddU)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 04:52 AM (hipNa)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 05:00 AM (jT+gh)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 05:04 AM (k0xxN)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:06 AM (hipNa)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:09 AM (hipNa)
Everyone here is well aware of your troll issues, and I think I speak for the majority when I say that we feel for you.
But my comment wasn't showing any interest in you at all - it was a throwaway comment directed at a character from a really bad Adam Sandler movie.
As to your list of shit you have to drop & deal with?
That's called life, man. I'd bet that 90% of the people here have the same list, and could add a few real problems they have to worry about.
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 04:51 AM (NVddU)
Pretty much don't know Adam Sandler from a hot rock, so I can't really evaluate that -- but you will note that I've already conceded that I objectively realize that I cannot tell the difference between some asshole who targeted me, IM'd my ex-boss, riffled through my personal finances, dropped a keylogger on me, and read my emails -- and a friend who I'd fly across the country to sit next to, just so that I could occasionally say, "that's bullshit" with them. I'm very jumpy around new nics. And I'm especially jumpy since I realized that my assailant was using multiple nics/personalities at the same time -- outrageous ones to intentionally get banned, while seemingly-friendly ones could still be planting malware.
And, as I put it @707.....I realize that life is full of frustrations. And compared to so many, I am truly blessed. What I am trying to say is that the noise and confusion and chaos and continual overrides are messing up my ability to function properly -- and appreciate how good things are for me. It's not a failure of the world to consider me a special snowflake; it's a failure of my own mind to keep up with circumstances.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:14 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:06 AM (hipNa)
I have a dear friend (mother of the godkids), who has been telling me for three decades: "be gentle with yourself".
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:16 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:23 AM (hipNa)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 05:24 AM (k0xxN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 05:24 AM (iQIUe)
Considering your circumstances, you're doing alright. The world's a fucked up place and it's all any of us can do to keep from getting swamped by it anymore.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 05:29 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:31 AM (hipNa)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:23 AM (hipNa)
And, of course, just today I noted that I hadn't seen FormerlyMountainTurtle around before, and that it might be the latest "reasonable-side" incarnation of Ira -- soon to be joined by an "I love Jesus" asshole with whom he could pretend to argue.
*sigh* I fondly remember the days when there wasn't a Moron I wouldn't trust.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:33 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 05:33 AM (/ciMI)
OMG I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Brilliant move for Trump to bring them up on stage at the NC rally.
The video where they excoriate MSNBC for refusing to have them on unless they provided deeply personal info (that would end up being used for hit pieces against them) is PRICELESS. As is the one where they tell BLM how to behave at a Trump rally, and the one where they take over Don Lemon's show...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 05:34 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Zombie Kid at December 05, 2015 05:36 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:37 AM (hipNa)
Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 05:37 AM (jT+gh)
You're a good man, Charlie Brown. You know that. EVERYONE knows that.
If I'm arguing with you at 5 AM, that's a sure sign that I was stupid to turn my Internet connection back on. Should've let it slide another couple months...
I love you, man. Be well.
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 05:38 AM (NVddU)
Considering your circumstances, you're doing alright. The world's a fucked up place and it's all any of us can do to keep from getting swamped by it anymore.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 05:29 AM (HalrA)
Thanks. And I should point out that -- despite being the source of so much of my chaos -- the HQ has also been my mental refuge from the damage. There are so many good people here, and people of good will.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:38 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 05:40 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:43 AM (hipNa)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:37 AM (hipNa)
Don't be sorry. I read everything by everybody and appreciate the wit and contributed experience that everyone brings.....while alarm bells may be ringing. I always hope it's merely paranoia.
I'll probably be writing some guest-posts regarding internet security.....once I get some of the rest of my life under control.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:48 AM (EzgxV)
You're a good man, Charlie Brown. You know that. EVERYONE knows that.
If I'm arguing with you at 5 AM, that's a sure sign that I was stupid to turn my Internet connection back on. Should've let it slide another couple months...
I love you, man. Be well.
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 05:38 AM (NVddU)
We weren't exactly arguing, more like commiserating -- I hope you'll take my call.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:54 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 05:56 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:58 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:59 AM (hipNa)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:59 AM (hipNa)
If it's rapid-fire, you're screwed six-ways from Sunday.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 06:01 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:54 AM (EzgxV)
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733 Knock knock
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 05:56 AM (/ciMI)
Jeez.
Last time I didn't take your call, and I heard "knock, knock" on the door an hour later, I spent the night in jail.
Yeah - I'll do whatever to take your call...
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 06:05 AM (NVddU)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 06:05 AM (hipNa)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 06:11 AM (hipNa)
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