Overnight Open Thread (4 Dec 2015)

Why the Colorado and San Bernardino shootings are not alike. Rampant Christian terror my ass.

we might want to remember that there's a reason Islamic radicals haven't been more successful in targeting Americans. After a highly effective day of carnage back in 2001, the United States has been more vigilant. In fact, since 1993, nine abortion-related murders have occurred in the United States- including the recent shooting in Colorado Springs - and it is nine too many. During that same time, however, Islamic terrorists have murdered more than 3,100 Americans. For more context, in this year alone more than 850 Christians have perished because of Islamic terror around the world.

BTW, the guns used in this latest attack in California were illegal. Somehow Barbara Boxer thought that meant her "sensible gun laws" worked.

Star Wars

Heh. How destroying the Death Star created a financial crisis across the Galactic Empire after Return Of The Jedi.

OPM Data Breach

I don't think the 20 million plus folks affected by this feel any better. The damage has been done and will last a lifetime. At first cyber meeting, China claims OPM hack is a 'criminal case'.

new claims that the attack (which lasted over a year and affected nearly 20 million people) was a criminal operation and not espionage runs counter to the usual patterns of such data thefts. None of the data stolen has yet been detected in use as part of financial fraud or other efforts criminals usually undertake to turn that data into cash.

That's because this data won't be used for those typical crimes for now. It is much more useful to China so they can attempt to flip, turn, or coerce folks to give up information that they desire. I'm sure once the three years of free coverage from the government expires and the Chinese have figured out who in that huge pool of data is useful to them, they'll dump the remaining information to criminals who will then begin to commit financial fraud and other things that you typically see them do.

Beer Yoga

Glitter Poop

Out. Glitter Beards.
In. Glitter Poop?

Wut?

What intense backlash? Was it as intense as what happened in San Bernardino? Or Chattanooga? After Paris and California attacks, U.S. muslims feel intense backlash. I guess the backlash was so intense (any examples that rise to the level of eleventy intense?) that AG Lynch has threatened to prosecute hateful rhetoric that "edges towards violence". I would hope that if the DoJ is going to violate our 1st Amendment rights that AG Lynch would at least hold Imams to the same standard.

The mosque's current Imam, Shaker Elsayed, has said in the past that the killing of a Jewish man was justified because he "adopted a position against all Arabs and Muslims." Elsayed has also defended a member of Palestinian Islamic Jihad, saying that the FBI was involved in a "war on Muslim institutions." In 2013, he called for armed jihad against the United States.

Or #BLM.

5-Year Old Drummer

Dating Coach

People actually pay for this? Dating coach charges $3,500 to teach men how to flirt.

Concrete Ship

Ships made of concrete.

Dogs & Their Owners

Do dogs resemble their owners?

Dog Video

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1 Woot woot ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:03 PM (+oRxW)

2 Looks good CDR
Will check out now

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:03 PM (gmP76)

3
Dammit I summoned this post!
I just made a long-ish comment.

I have half a mind to paste the damn thing here, I do!

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:04 PM (aErmE)

4
You will learn about the Crusades (Soothsayer edition), dammit!

Does anyone here know why the Crusades began?

Christians, from time to time, would visit the Holy Lands, which were, at the time, ruled by Muslims. All was going okay until the Muslim rulers decided to tax the visiting Christians. And then they taxed them more. And then it became a gouging. And there was mocking too I guess.

Reports of this ripoff and disrespect made it back to France and England, which pissed off Christians. Then some Christian leaders used it to gin up the mob and the Pope got involved and not before long they were recruiting huge rag-tag armies of ordinary people to go the muslim-controlled Holy Lands and show those pieces of shit what's what.

On the way, however, some of these mobs of people did some awful things. But that's another story for another day..

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:05 PM (aErmE)

5 The guns were illegal but the pipe bombs were bought through a bomb show loophole!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:06 PM (ftVQq)

6 Dating coach $3500. Cheaper to buy a hooker for a year. Or so I'm told

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:07 PM (UiGnh)

7 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2015 10:08 PM (KCxzN)

8 Would you Morons and Moronettes like me to sing "You got a Friend" in French.

Posted by: Celine Dion at December 04, 2015 10:08 PM (Moh0M)

9 Concrete ships? Well the British in WWII thought of making ships out of an artificial substance called Pycrete that was composed of ice and wood shavings. Luckily the refrigeration bottlenecks killed the whole project. Along with all the Liberty ships and Kaiser coffins the US produced.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:09 PM (+eQyZ)

10 'Sup! What are we drinkin'?!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 04, 2015 10:09 PM (+bVzV)

11 George "Where did all my testostrone go?" Lucas couldn't make Star Wars today.... It'd be considered racist....

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (5XLfr)

12 I better not visit We Rate Dogs or I'll spend the whole night there.


Hey everyone!

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (vsbNu)

13 "After Paris and California attacks, U.S. muslims feel intense backlash."


No, no. They should feel an intense backlash.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (oKE6c)

14 Hello...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (ZJzcS)

15 Puppies!

Posted by: @votermom at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (cbfNE)

16 So burning an USA flag is free speech but calling a Muslim a goat fornicating towel head is criminal. Hey Loretta bring it on

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (vL/IL)

17 Well, this is kind of fun...
72 Employees at DHS On Terror Watch List
http://bit.ly/1Nwvpnk

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (cDs+4)

18 RIP, Robert Loggia.

Posted by: gp at December 04, 2015 10:11 PM (mk9aG)

19 So burning an USA flag is free speech but calling a Muslim a goat fornicating towel head is criminal. Hey Loretta bring it on



Leave Obama out of this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:11 PM (oKE6c)

20 6 Dating coach $3500. Cheaper to buy a hooker for a year. Or so I'm told
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:07 PM (UiGnh)


Nah bro. That wouldn't buy her coke supply for a week.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 04, 2015 10:11 PM (iMxBJ)

21 Backlash? How many mosques have been attacked? How many Ramadam parties shot up?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:11 PM (pahrJ)

22 So burning an USA flag is free speech but calling a Muslim a goat fornicating towel head is criminal. Hey Loretta bring it on

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:10 PM (vL/IL)

I keep getting the impression that sharia isn't creeping into the US, it's galloping in!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:12 PM (ftVQq)

23

Nah bro. That wouldn't buy her coke supply for a week.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 04, 2015 10:11 PM (iMxBJ)

You've never seen Cops?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:12 PM (qhUQl)

24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm7bgcRVhQ0

RIP.

'R' as in...

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 04, 2015 10:13 PM (oVJmc)

25 4: People are awful. That has never changed through out history.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 04, 2015 10:13 PM (87sk+)

26 Yup, treason does seem to be prospering pretty well these days.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2015 10:13 PM (+jyzN)

27 23 You've never seen Cops?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:12 PM (qhUQl)


I'm a TV superstar. I don't go slut-shopping in trailer parks.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 04, 2015 10:14 PM (iMxBJ)

28 9 Concrete ships? Well the British in WWII thought of making ships out of an artificial substance called Pycrete that was composed of ice and wood shavings. Luckily the refrigeration bottlenecks killed the whole project. Along with all the Liberty ships and Kaiser coffins the US produced.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:09 PM (+eQyZ)

--Operation Habbakuk. I actually visited the lake in Canada's Jasper National Park where the ships were tested. There's even a little touristy explainy thingy there about it.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:14 PM (vsbNu)

29 On the way, however, some of these mobs of people did some awful things. But that's another story for another day..

Posted by: Soothsayer


Show me the clean and gentle armies that predated the first and second crusades.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:14 PM (9YDUz)

30 Actually, it was Project Habbakuk. It did not of course become an operation.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:14 PM (vsbNu)

31 For more context, in this year alone more than 850 Christians have perished because of Islamic terror around the world.

...chopped liver?

Posted by: Nigerians at December 04, 2015 10:14 PM (mxCgt)

32 Well here is the actual "manual" of crime scene investigation from the FBI/DOJ

http://tinyurl.com/z6ssjs6

This is probably what was in the shredder.

And why no links to international terror will be found/pursued.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2015 10:15 PM (WVvzl)

33 HMMM....

Apparently ONT went... to the Dogs....

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 04, 2015 10:15 PM (qh617)

34 @10

Well COJ, it's organically enhanced shine up on the Mountain tonight.....yourself?

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at December 04, 2015 10:15 PM (5XLfr)

35 I love watching little kids do extraordinary things.
Brings tears to my eyes.

Posted by: Franklin Eidetic, Mentalist at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (8UvAj)

36

Yeah pets are cute.

But if you dropped dead right now, your dog and/or cat would be eating you in a few hours.

Just saying.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (aErmE)

37 For more context, in this year alone more than 850 Christians have perished because of Islamic terror around the world.

...chopped liver?

Posted by: Nigerians
****

Well the chopped part is right...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (hVdx9)

38 Guns sales, up they will go.

Begun, The Fuck It War has.

Posted by: eman at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (MQEz6)

39 I don't think the 20 million plus folks affected by this feel any better.

I'm one of them and I didn't even get the job. What's most comforting is that I got a letter from the OPM saying, in essence, "no one is angrier than me!".

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2015 10:17 PM (mxCgt)

40 Holy fuckity fuck.

I received this e-mail tonight:

Dear Collector,

We hope you are enjoying The Cutting Edge 1965-1966: The Bootleg Series Volume 12: Collector's Edition. Thanks again for your purchase!

The holidays are coming early for you via a special gift from Columbia Records: 208 tracks encompassing more than ten hours of previously unreleased live Bob Dylan performances from his landmark 1965 tours, including 14 complete concerts - both acoustic and electric - and an array of recordings from television shows, hotel rooms, and other live appearances.

These live performances are being offered as a free download (in 320 Kbps MP3 format) exclusively to purchasers of the Collector's Edition.



*thud*

I haven't downloaded it yet, but that is an entirely unexpected "easter egg" for buyers of the Collector's Edition. I've been wanting to hear those 1965 shows for years.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 10:17 PM (sdi6R)

41 Man, this ONT is making me hungry

Posted by: Obama at December 04, 2015 10:17 PM (Z/8dZ)

42 Yeah pets are cute.

But if you dropped dead right now, your dog and/or cat would be eating you in a few hours.

Just saying.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (aErmE)

Nah. My dog's a picky eater.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:18 PM (cDs+4)

43 @12 logprof unfortunately I'm a dog snob. Love the sporting breeds & large dogs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:18 PM (DmRs2)

44 Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at December 04, 2015 10:15 PM

Nice! It's a balmy 36 and no breeze at my place so scotch and a cigar on the patio for me.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 04, 2015 10:19 PM (+bVzV)

45 For Moron erudition and contemplation

http://preview.tinyurl.com/gwvuxpv

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:19 PM (+eQyZ)

46 Ferro concrete was a big thing for a while. You could do complex curves with it and do sailboat hulls. The 'fero' was chicken wire, and the concrete was troweled into the wire after the wire was formed into the shape you wanted.

Posted by: Franklin Eidetic, Mentalist at December 04, 2015 10:19 PM (8UvAj)

47 Move Over Rotherham Here is the Next Child Sex Slave Loving English City Council

Rotherham has become infamous for the city's covering up of the child sex slavery rings because they were committed by those of [REDACTED] ethnicity and [REDACTED] religion. Turns out that an even bigger city has been quashing the truth in order to protect child sex slavers for decades was revealed not that long ago.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10513

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 04, 2015 10:20 PM (vBeA5)

48 BTW, the guns used in this latest attack in California were illegal. Somehow Barbara Boxer thought that meant her "sensible gun laws" worked.

My fear is that the murderous bastards might decide to go the Timothy McVeigh route.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:20 PM (kGrwF)

49 I hope I don't look like any of my dogs-a geriatric chocolate lab, a neurotic german shepherd who carries a purple kong around the house, and cries when she drops it, and our 150 pound Newfoundland. Granted, he thinks he's Fabio, especially when he lets gravity take over when he runs down the slope in our yard, and he imagines himself a leaping gazelle on the savannah, but I don't want to look like him.

Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 10:20 PM (7q2ch)

50 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:18 PM (DmRs2)
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Hey - are you getting nice weather up by you? I was outside today without a coat and the sun was all shiny and stuff. I had to check my calendar.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 04, 2015 10:20 PM (dFi94)

51 Hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (uZNvH)

52 Woot woot Woof woof ONT
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (xodPA)

53 COJ sounds like you're here in WI but I know better

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (qhUQl)

54 And with regards to a Muslim backlash, after 9-11 we actually accelerated immigration from Islamic countries.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (WVvzl)

55 36

Yeah pets are cute.

But if you dropped dead right now, your dog and/or cat would be eating you in a few hours.

Just saying.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (aErmE)


My cats have my tacit permission.

When I'm dead, it's not like I'll be using my body any more, and cats gotta eat.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (sdi6R)

56 i got yer back lash

When Jews can't go to synagogue, or publically celebrate hannuka (Europe) or teach a college course (Europe and several US universities) or serve on student council (several California universities)

That's back lash

Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (zOTsN)

57 Beautiful Grammie. Snow melted & mud abounds

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:22 PM (pahrJ)

58 6: Dating coach? Why. was I never informed of this? Cheap at twice the price.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2015 10:22 PM (ucDmr)

59 Nice one CDR.

Posted by: mpfs has a chest cold... at December 04, 2015 10:23 PM (CT0l8)

60 My fear is that the murderous bastards might decide to go the Timothy McVeigh route.



Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:20 PM (kGrwF)

I fear the "games" are just beginning!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:24 PM (ftVQq)

61 I loves me some Angie Stone.

"Wish I Didn't Miss You."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PWz-NubVpM&list=RD9PWz-NubVpM#t=0

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 10:24 PM (zyIlW)

62 43 @12 logprof unfortunately I'm a dog snob. Love the sporting breeds & large dogs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:18 PM (DmRs2)


--I'll never forget returning from a boat tour in Newfoundland and there on the shore waiting for the tourists was a local lady and . . . her Newfoundland. What a magnificent beast that dog was.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:24 PM (vsbNu)

63 55 36


My cats have my tacit permission.

When I'm dead, it's not like I'll be using my body any more, and cats gotta eat.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (

Circle of life baby. Eaten, dumped in a W-M dumpster, I really don't care

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (P4OkF)

64 "Begun, The Fuck It War has."


May be right. A lot of people are beginning to see and realize, as many others here have stated, that the government has abandoned the average American. It's not terribly interested protecting or promoting the average American.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (AiW88)

65 56 When Jews can't go to synagogue, or publically celebrate hannuka (Europe) or teach a college course (Europe and several US universities) or serve on student council (several California universities)

Also, when they're not invited to Swedish Holocaust/anti-Nazi commemorations because they "might be uncomfortable" with the Palestinian flags and banners equating the Israeli flag with the swastika that are standard at Swedish anti-Nazi events now.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (iMxBJ)

66 hateful rhetoric that "edges towards violence"

Legal terms? I thought lawyers were careful in their wording. Sounds like somebody has a sloppy legal mind.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (kGrwF)

67 And with regards to a Muslim backlash, after 9-11 we actually accelerated immigration from Islamic countries.


Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (WVvzl)

That's when I first suspected we were no longer a serious country!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (ftVQq)

68 Snow melted mud abounds

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:22 PM (pahrJ)
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Ya, daughter's Great Dane got in the mud this afternoon and then charged into the house right onto the carpet. Fun times.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (dFi94)

69 Not one of you came to me and told me the ONT was up???

Well fuck all of you then!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:26 PM (GEICT)

70 Chavez! How was 5 Cormers?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:26 PM (7uC+4)

71 @44

Indeed COJ, indeed....28, no wind and clear here....

We got very little light pollution round here, so deck sittin & sippin is a must on a night like this....

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at December 04, 2015 10:26 PM (5XLfr)

72 My fear is that the murderous bastards might decide to go the Timothy McVeigh route.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:20 PM (kGrwF)




Targeting the government? You know, the people who could have stopped all this shit, but moved the earth not to?


Oh no.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:26 PM (oKE6c)

73 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:26 PM (GEICT)

The same to you buddy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (ftVQq)

74 : Black Otter tonite. Awsome.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (ucDmr)

75 When the products you produce are marked with a special stamp (the EU) so people won't buy your products

Well

Backlash

Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (zOTsN)

76 Uh oh, Cochran is feeling frisky for a bear in the woods moment ala DeCrapio's movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (+eQyZ)

77 How many churches exist in Mecca or Medina or Riyadh?

Where is the biggest mosque in all of Europe?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (9YDUz)

78 The same to you buddy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (ftVQq)



Hrothgar! My man. How goes it?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (GEICT)

79 66 hateful rhetoric that "edges towards violence"
Legal terms? I thought lawyers were careful in their wording. Sounds like somebody has a sloppy legal mind.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (kGrwF)



You're looking for intellectual acuity among affirmative action promotions?


Now there's faith.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:28 PM (oKE6c)

80 @72 Jay thanks for lobbing that softball.. But I think I will pass.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:28 PM (MwNIp)

81 Well fuck all of you then!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:26 PM (GEICT)



Posted by: Vendette, Member of the Lauren Admiration Society at December 04, 2015 10:28 PM (TEpA2)

82 53>> Denver. Monday night it snowed about 3 inches. Tuesday at lunch the streets were dry as a popcorn fart.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (+bVzV)

83 76 Uh oh, Cochran is feeling frisky for a bear in the woods moment ala DeCrapio's movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (+eQyZ)



Oh please. More like... https://youtu.be/AxWx3azegOY

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)

84 Evening everyone. That Star Wars article was nerdy as hell. I like it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (Ux5Di)

85 Posted by: Vendette, Member of the Lauren Admiration Society at December 04, 2015 10:28 PM (TEpA2)


AND YOU!!! You who got a pic with Darth Cheney!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)

86 I'm still confounded as to why the leaders of Western Civilization have such an animus towards their own civilization and society that they would deliberately allow, nay encourage, its destruction.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (ftVQq)

87 I've taken the oath of enlistment three times in my life.

I may suck in being a woman, a wife, a mother, a sister...

But I excel in being a warrior.

So please,

Try me.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (zyIlW)

88
@45
Thanks Anna, very elegant.

Posted by: Franklin Eidetic, Mentalist at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (8UvAj)

89 How much money does it cost to build a moon sized ship?

A lot of money, people.

Alot.

Watch yer exhaust port bro!

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (rjtGa)

90 Black Orter tonight. Pine tree next week?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (Omh3b)

91 Where is the biggest mosque in all of Europe?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (9YDUz)


--IIRC, it is in Rome. Quite deliberately.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (vsbNu)

92 @43

GSD's for me MH....

And all the rescues we've taken in over years....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (5XLfr)

93 What that means is Luke Skywalker is kind of a big deal.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (rjtGa)

94 Speaking of death, I feel I must share these sad tidings.

One of the Insidious Bad Apples, who fled Chukkkles green clown show, has been in ill health for a very long looks to be finally approaching the point of crossing over and finally being free of his pain. Sharku is the man I speak of.

So if you can spare some prayers for him and his family please do.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (+eQyZ)

95 Funny you should mention the OPM hack. My dad and I just got our notices from them today.

Near as I can tell, these Feds exist to lose my information, fine me for healthcare, threaten to put me in jail for speech, fail to protect me against Islamic terrorists, make it harder for me to get a job, and raise my tuition rates.

Feels great paying taxes to support that.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (XiFxt)

96 B'More just clocked #318, and #319 this evening.



Winning!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (ptqRm)

97 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (GEICT)

Most excellent here. Wish I had started the wood stove though.

How do you be?

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (ftVQq)

98 i got yer back lash

The anti-Israel boycott petitions are a nice touch, too.

That means - by the way - they'd have been boycotting Suliman Bashear too; he was Druze, and was tossed out his window by Palestinian students in Nablus University. Which country gave him a home after he recovered (partially) from the beating and broken bones? That's right: Israel.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo says this a lot and is saying it again at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (6FqZa)

99 93 What that means is Luke Skywalker is kind of a big deal.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:30 PM (rjtGa)



Ok, am I the only one who notices/is bothered by the fact that Luke totally dresses like a Sith in Return of the Jedi????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (GEICT)

100 8 Would you Morons and Moronettes like me to sing "You got a Friend" in French.
Posted by: Celine Dion at December 04, 2015 10:08 PM (Moh0M)


If we get many more of the Muzzie rampages John Kerry's going to be reduced to bringing in one hit wonders like the Starlight Vocal Band.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (kGrwF)

101 90: No effin way! Need a loan to go there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (ucDmr)

102 43 I'm totally addicted to Labs. Got a yellow one now, 9 months old and pushing 80 lbs. Great dogs.
Also loves me some mutt dogs...

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (cDs+4)

103 Down here in Portsmouth....but tired as hell. Long Navy day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (YUjEH)

104 Posted by: mpfs has a chest cold... at December 04, 2015 10:23 PM (CT0l

Aw, I hope you get better!

Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:33 PM (SCx0h)

105 Posted by: Vendette, Member of the Lauren Admiration Society at December 04, 2015 10:28 PM (TEpA2)

{{{Vendette}}}

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:33 PM (ftVQq)

106 How do you be?

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (ftVQq)



6 shots of tequila. I'm freaking brilliant.

And I'll go ahead and post it here as well. AtC and I are back. We will be recording a new podcast this weekend and it will go up Tuesday morning.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:33 PM (GEICT)

107 whoa,


FIRST !!!

Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 10:33 PM (QelBn)

108 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (YUjEH)



Welcome home!

Posted by: Vendette, Member of the Lauren Admiration Society at December 04, 2015 10:33 PM (TEpA2)

109 hateful rhetoric that "edges towards violence"

Such as the way the urban intelligensia speaks of flyover folk?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 04, 2015 10:34 PM (FkBIv)

110 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (YUjEH)


Tell me about it. Just finished a two day planning conference for one of my experiments. Another two day one scheduled next week and another 2 day one the week after that.

Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:34 PM (SCx0h)

111 Ok, am I the only one who notices/is bothered by the fact that Luke totally dresses like a Sith in Return of the Jedi????Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (GEICT)I always figured that was the point. He's heading towards the Dark Side until he chooses to reject it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 10:34 PM (Ux5Di)

112 and there on the shore waiting for the tourists was a local lady and . . . her Newfoundland. What a magnificent beast that dog was.
Was the dog nice too, logprof?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (xodPA)

113 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (ptqRm)

Wonder if Vegas has a betting arrangement for Chicago v Baltimore?

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (ftVQq)

114 Also a moon sized ship exploding would take out every rebel ship within about a quarter million miles.

Also the power supply of the death star couldn't explode the whole thing.

It would just kinda shudder and go dark.

Just my pseudo-scientific buck o nine.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (rjtGa)

115
For more context, in this year alone more than 850 Christians have perished because of Islamic terror around the world.






I'm pretty sure that number's WAY low.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (o98Jz)

116 Next on the Late Show - Jean Francois Cary and the London Boys.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (+eQyZ)

117 Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (+eQyZ)


--I remember Sharku. So sad.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (vsbNu)

118 Ok, am I the only one who notices/is bothered by the fact that Luke totally dresses like a Sith in Return of the Jedi????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (GEICT)

Maybe he'll go full Sith in Episode VII.

Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (SCx0h)

119 I'm totally addicted to Labs. Got a yellow one now, 9 months old and pushing 80 lbs. Great dogs.
Also loves me some mutt dogs...

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept


Prepare to say goodbye to low-situated vases, plates, ceramics, and valuables of all kind.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (9YDUz)

120 And I'll go ahead and post it here as well. AtC and I are back. We will be recording a new podcast this weekend and it will go up Tuesday morning.Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:33 PM (GEICT) I'm glad you kids worked it out. We all were hoping you two would make it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (Ux5Di)

121 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:33 PM (GEICT)

Well, all right then! You should just be hitting your stride!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (ftVQq)

122 What Colorado Alex said.

I thought that was one of George Lucas's rare flashes of decent storytelling, that he introduced Luke as dressing up like the Emperor and laying down the mind-tricks. Luke (in that episode) is a sheepdog who could become a wolf if pushed too hard.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (6FqZa)

123 Tell me about it. Just finished a two day planning conference for one of my experiments. Another two day one scheduled next week and another 2 day one the week after that.
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:34 PM (SCx0h)

I hear ya...All I am doing lately is pushing papers across a computer screen and doing power point presentations.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (YUjEH)

124 Maybe he'll go full Sith in Episode VII.
Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (SCx0h)



I'll be there opening night. VERY curious to see what happens.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (GEICT)

125 If we get many more of the Muzzie rampages John
Kerry's going to be reduced to bringing in one hit wonders like the
Starlight Vocal Band.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (kGrwF)


Time for the Milli Vanilli comeback tour. Somehow, that just seems especially appropriate.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (oKE6c)

126 Poop.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (vsbNu)

127 >>Legal terms? I thought lawyers were careful in their wording. Sounds like somebody has a sloppy legal mind.
Posted by: nerdy girl

I'm the Attorney General equivalent of sloppy seconds.

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (c7vUv)

128 If Luke goes Sith, I will throw something at the movie screen

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 10:38 PM (uZNvH)

129 119 Yes! I seriously can't understand how her tail can't hurt, she wags it so hard and it bangs into absolutely everything.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:38 PM (cDs+4)

130 So when Obama was calling himself the bear and talking about being on the loose did he mean like DiCaprio style?

Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:38 PM (SCx0h)

131 Pretty sure my dog looks like me. Cute as a button and great eyes............Until food is involved (only after 5 on a sat until 8 n sunday night) Then things get shifty

Posted by: Molly k. at December 04, 2015 10:38 PM (kM2ec)

132 Obviously, love and romance isn't a thing for me...

Need to focus in shooting shit up.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 10:38 PM (zyIlW)

133 " B'More just clocked #318, and #319 this evening. "


I'm pulling for you, Baltimore. You can do it!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (8ZQaX)

134 To paraphrase Mallamutt, the Arizona Diamondbacks decided that The Greatness that is Zack Greinke is worth $206 million for 6 years.

Good work if you can get it

Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (0kels)

135 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (GEICT)

I got tickets for that first Saturday afternoon.

Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (SCx0h)

136 dang forgot the sarc tag

Posted by: Molly k. at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (kM2ec)

137 Loved the little drummer and her pink drum set.

Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (Cszmt)

138 Prepare to say goodbye to low-situated vases, plates, ceramics, and valuables of all kind.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:36 PM (9YDUz)


We have a golden retriever whose luxuriant, energetically wagged tail is precisely 1.01 coffee tables high.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (oKE6c)

139 2 more beers and I'll be a genius, 7 more beers and I'll be an idiot

but hey it is friday

Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (QelBn)

140 I am glad I don't have tickets for opening night of Episode VII.

Theaters have cancelled midnight showings but will still show the day before. As if that really changes anything.

And the theaters are still gun free zones.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (+eQyZ)

141 Just so we're clear.....DC is an asshole.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)

142 CDR M - I think that's the **BIG SPOILER** in ep8-9: Luke is the new Sith Lord.

In ep7, you won't see Hammill's (sp) face.

Abrams fucked with the Trek fans last decade; this is how he'll fuck with the Wars fans this decade.

(Personally, I'm rooting for the Dark Side in this one. Something about that cruciform red Sith lightsabre is rubbing me raw.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (6FqZa)

143 77 How many churches exist in Mecca or Medina or Riyadh?

Where is the biggest mosque in all of Europe?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:27 PM (9YDUz)


None. There are underground churches, where the members run the risk of imprisonment and death. If you are a member, and have the duty of informing the congregants of the date/time/location, you pray very hard, and then stand on a specific corner in town, providing people who greet you are certain way with the information. But the Mutawwa send informants to pretend to convert, so they can get this information, and shut down the meeting.

The Wolf Act requires the Embassy to provide a place for registered believers to meet one day a week for worship services-but the Mutawwa knows which day that is, and goes to the parking lot and writes down the license plates of the cars there, follows them and harasses them.

Then there is the treatment of the Filipino and Bangladeshi maids. In a nutshell, horrific.

Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (7q2ch)

144 Maybe he'll go full Sith in Episode VII.
Posted by: CDR M


And dress like a Sith E.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (FkBIv)

145 NGU power point & not drilling? Oh boy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (7uC+4)

146 I'll be there opening night. VERY curious to see what happens.Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (GEICT) My office is taking the morning to go see it, and then hitting a Brazilian steakhouse.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (Ux5Di)

147 Luke to The Dork Side is like Glen living in Teh Warping Dead.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (9YDUz)

148 Something about this San Bernardino massacre and the responses from the elites feels significant -- as if we've reached a moment of critical mass in revealing the full psychosis of our liberal culture and a broader American recognition of it.

Posted by: rrpjr at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (s/yC1)

149 *salutes to chi*

Thank you for the reminder.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (zyIlW)

150 134 To paraphrase Mallamutt, the Arizona Diamondbacks decided that The Greatness that is Zack Greinke is worth $206 million for 6 years.
Good work if you can get it
Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (0kels)



As long as he doesn't pitch for the hated Dodgers.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (oKE6c)

151 Good God. 1/5 of one BILLION dollars to throw a baseball?

The Gods Have Gone Crazy.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (rjtGa)

152 I got tickets for that first Saturday afternoon.

Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (SCx0h)



Small town living. One theater. Still plenty of tickets available for the first showing. I'm not a huge fan of 3D, but some are very good.

Thursday at 7pm. Nachos with cheese and extra jalepenos. A gallon of Dt Coke. Lets do this thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:41 PM (GEICT)

153 #Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/672827828472295426

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/672827957933682688

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/672828088326234112

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/672828217586270209

Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2015 10:41 PM (0kels)

154
I'm still confounded as to why the leaders of Western Civilization have such an animus towards their own civilization and society that they would deliberately allow, nay encourage, its destruction.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (ftVQq)





Because destruction is the point. What comes after isn't important to them, as long as they get the pleasure of pointing a pistol at the neck of a kneeling Kulak.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:41 PM (o98Jz)

155 Since I'm a Hillbilly, dogs are family members to us people. We have a cemetery for ours on the farm, a beautiful natural clearing ringed in dogwoods.....headstones for each one....

At the end of day I like to think that they're all runnin on the Mountain together.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 10:41 PM (5XLfr)

156 I'm outta here.


As an aside, if you want a great experience, get a ticket to the afternoon performance of Handels Messiah at the Naval Academy Chapel.

Posted by: Vendette, Member of the Lauren Admiration Society at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (TEpA2)

157 Kate's getting... sexier as she ages

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (6FqZa)

158 Black helicopter overhead. Second time in an hour.
Seems like the last time I heard'm something bad happened the next day, but I don't remember exactly what it was.

Posted by: Franklin Eidetic, Mentalist at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (8UvAj)

159 I am glad I don't have tickets for opening night of Episode VII.

Theaters have cancelled midnight showings but will still show the day before. As if that really changes anything.

And the theaters are still gun free zones.
----
On the upside, jihadis are going to stick out from all the lightsabers and stormtroopers.

I'm going sometime the following week. I'm trying to figure out how to avoid spoilers.

Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (ZbV+0)

160 I'm sure several 'rons and 'etts have been deployed to SW Asia and have seem muzzies in their natural surroundings.

I'd like to hear some iof their stories of muzzins in their native enviroment.


??

Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (QelBn)

161 Something about this San Bernardino massacre and the responses from the elites feels significant -- as if we've reached a moment of critical mass in revealing the full psychosis of our liberal culture and a broader American recognition of it.
Posted by: rrpjr at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (s/yC1)

From your mouth ( typing) to G-D's ears...I sure hope so.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (YUjEH)

162 Thank you CDR!

Posted by: mpfs has a chest cold... at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (CT0l8)

163 My office is taking the morning to go see it, and then hitting a Brazilian steakhouse.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 10:39 PM (Ux5Di)



Ok, I'm officially jealous.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (GEICT)

164 Taaaaaasfeen, you don't have to go to the Red Mosque

Taaaaaasfeen ....

Posted by: Sting at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (hauZ0)

165 @129
Tails, I think Labs have a lethal weapon with theirs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (pahrJ)

166 151 Good God. 1/5 of one BILLION dollars to throw a baseball?
The Gods Have Gone Crazy.
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (rjtGa)



But at least he's good at what he does.


Look at Obongo. In a rational world, he'd be a concierge at an upscale Chicago hotel, at which Mooch would be a chambermaid.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:43 PM (oKE6c)

167 I can sing Starlight Vocal Band and Milli Vanilli in French if you like.

Posted by: Celine Dion at December 04, 2015 10:43 PM (Moh0M)

168 If you want a wretched hive of misery, just think and pray for the souls of the super fans who will watch all six of the previous movies before watching Episode VII.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (+eQyZ)

169 Reports of this ripoff and disrespect made it back to France and England, which pissed off Christians. Then some Christian leaders used it to gin up the mob and the Pope got involved and not before long they were recruiting huge rag-tag armies of ordinary people to go the muslim-controlled Holy Lands and show those pieces of shit what's what.


*grumbles*

The incursion of the Seljuk Turks did make things hairy for the pilgrims to Jerusalem. Nobody was ginning up mobs though - the Byzantine Emperor Alexis II asked the Pope for help recovering lands lost 25 years before, and the Pope, who was working on reform, gave a speech to the laity while at a council mostly devoted to monastic issues, in which he suggested that the knights stop fighting each other (part of the Peace of God that was being pushed at the time) and further suggested that they do something useful and go help out in the Middle East. The knights and secular aristocracy, who were getting used to being asked to provide some muscle for the church (who but a knight could enforce the Peace against another knight?) interpreted that to mean "go capture Jerusalem" and responded enthusiastically. There were also some mobs/less-organized/less-trained armies, one of which actually made it to the Middle East.

Alexis, who just wanted some mercenaries, was a bit taken aback and caught unprepared but managed to get some territory back anyway.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (bZ7mE)

170 Brazilian steakhouse paints such an odd picture in my twisted mind.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (rjtGa)

171 Abandoned, crashed car containing "religious literature" found in Toronto. No word so far on what religion. See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (xodPA)

172 Then there is the treatment of the Filipino and Bangladeshi maids. In a nutshell, horrific.

Posted by: Moki


Thank you, moki, for the literal reply. But we all knew both of the answers in brief.

And yes, if at least one of those brave Filipinos isn't considered at least Blessed in the next 10 years, I will be even more sad.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 10:45 PM (9YDUz)

173 171 Abandoned, crashed car containing "religious literature" found in Toronto. No word so far on what religion. See the sock link.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (xodPA)




I can't imagine. And the suspense is killing me.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (oKE6c)

174 Why is that dick AG Lynch talking about a backlash to muslims and violent talk? Who the fuck is doing that? Do they just make this shit up?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (YUjEH)

175 Dang, Guilfoyle looks a lot different at night...kinda slutty.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (cDs+4)

176 Yeah pets are cute.

But if you dropped dead right now, your dog and/or cat would be eating you in a few hours.

Just saying.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (aErmE)


One night on Redeye, the guest was a former medical examiner, IIRC from LA. Greg G asked him if those stories of dogs and cats eating their deceased owners were true. His answer was that, if you die and aren't discovered right away, your dog will eat you if he has to, your cat WILL eat you.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (kGrwF)

177 Not who we are.

FFS STFU I don't want to hear that any more.
Don't tell me who I am or what I am

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (Oy0zJ)

178 Kate's getting... sexier as she ages

Kate? Which one who?

I like sexy I do.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (rjtGa)

179 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:41 PM (GEICT)


Hopefully the movie is good enough for a repeat viewing. I'm seeing the regular, non-IMAX version with the family. My son and I will probably go see it again in IMAX-3D the week after.

That is unless I get my new gaming rig PC in.

Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:47 PM (SCx0h)

180 Kate?

The Kate who gets you eight? Or the Underworld one?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:47 PM (+eQyZ)

181 171- I like that the authorities said that "readers shouldn't draw conclusions about the religious material found in the car." To me, that means just the opposite.

160-see my 143

Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (7q2ch)

182 HOOOOORDE


I'm, um......other than sober. I blame Cochran.

Posted by: DC in River City at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (e+1S5)

183
I'm sure several 'rons and 'etts have been deployed to SW Asia and have seem muzzies in their natural surroundings.

I'd like to hear some iof their stories of muzzins in their native enviroment.


??

Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 10:42 PM (QelBn)









Wanna see a feeding frenzy to rival a swarm of starving piranha skeletonizing a cow?

Toss a nudie mag in front of a group of mohammedan men.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (o98Jz)

184 Vendette!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 10:49 PM (RuxkS)

185 Is that a nudie goat mag?

Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:49 PM (SCx0h)

186 And Leon is getting larger.

Posted by: Johnny at December 04, 2015 10:49 PM (FkBIv)

187 166 151 Good God. 1/5 of one BILLION dollars to throw a baseball?
The Gods Have Gone Crazy.
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (rjtGa)


But at least he's good at what he does.


Look at Obongo. In a rational world, he'd be a concierge at an upscale Chicago hotel, at which Mooch would be a chambermaid.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:43 PM (oKE6c)

Would you believe night manager at a 24/7 McDonald"s

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at December 04, 2015 10:49 PM (4rzL1)

188 Abandoned, crashed car containing "religious literature" found in Toronto. No word so far on what religion. See the sock link.

And weapons of some type (article says machinegun but...media).

Religious materials say one thing, driver stumbling away drunk suggests another.

Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (ZbV+0)

189 Yeah pets are cute.

But if you dropped dead right now, your dog and/or cat would be eating you in a few hours.

Just saying.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 10:16 PM (aErmE)

Cats start munching on their owners immediately. Dogs will wait for days, some have even starved to death rather than chow down on their owners.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (kXoT0)

190 I was a freshman in HS when the first Star Wars came out. I saw it, thought it was OK, but I remember this girl in my class who had already see it 17 times by the end of the first week it was in theaters. SEVENTEEN. She could recite it line by line from memory. Now THAT'S dedication.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (cDs+4)

191
Dang, Guilfoyle looks a lot different at night...kinda slutty.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (cDs+4)







You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (o98Jz)

192 168 If you want a wretched hive of misery, just think and pray for the souls of the super fans who will watch all six of the previous movies before watching Episode VII.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (+eQyZ)


--I have heard of theaters running those marathons. I met someone who is taking his son to one; I think he said included in the admission was all-you-can-eat hot dogs or something like that. Yikes. I can sort of see the appeal, since the son is too young to have experienced the first six in the theater, but damn, that's dedication.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (vsbNu)

193 I'm, um......other than sober. I blame Cochran.

Posted by: DC in River City at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (e+1S5)



Bitch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (GEICT)

194 "After Paris and California attacks, U.S. muslims feel intense backlash."

Can someone show me where?

Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (rkBpl)

195 I like that the authorities said that "readers shouldn't draw conclusions about the religious material found in the car." To me, that means just the opposite.

Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (7q2ch)


Pretty weak Jedi mind tricks authorities are always trying to pull.

Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (SCx0h)

196 So thank you all for the potluck ideas from a few nights ago, I appreciate it.

There is someone already bringing the crockpot weenies so I think I will go with the scalloped potatoes

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 10:51 PM (uZNvH)

197 Dating coach $3500. Cheaper to buy a hooker for a year. Or so I'm told
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
---
Here in Noo Yawk, escorts average about $600/hr. You can vet them on review sites.

craigslist is rife with cops running sting operations, so that's not a real option.

That's what really stinks about the fact that prostitution is still illegal. No one really believes in the ethics behind it anymore but it's kept around solely to raise revenue for the pigs. It's just a racket, like the loosie bullshit that got Eric Garner killed.

Maybe I will look into this coach. Or try the Russian bride thingy.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 04, 2015 10:51 PM (V/11D)

198 Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:41 PM (o98Jz)

I do so wish I could prove you wrong about that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:52 PM (ftVQq)

199 Look at Obongo. In a rational world, he'd be a concierge at an upscale Chicago hotel, at which Mooch would be a chambermaid.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:43 PM (oKE6c)

Would you believe night manager at a 24/7 McDonald"s
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at December 04, 2015 10:49 PM (4rzL1)

Nope, neither one could pass an employment background check due to the wide variety of unsavory people in their backgrounds and Bobo would straight up flunk any drug test.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2015 10:52 PM (kXoT0)

200 *Checks thread before shutting down*


Tammy!!!!

Posted by: Vendette, Member of the Lauren Admiration Society at December 04, 2015 10:52 PM (TEpA2)

201
Is that a nudie goat mag?

Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 10:49 PM (SCx0h)







I imagine that would be worse. I've never seen a goat porn mag.

No, really.

But I'm just referring to what I've seen personally.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:52 PM (o98Jz)

202 "Brazilian steakhouse paints such an odd picture in my twisted mind."


Only been to one but it was really great. You need to not eat the entire day beforehand and try not to fill up on the appetizers and bread thingies.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 10:52 PM (P4Aob)

203 As long as little girls no longer believe in happily ever after, it's all good.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 10:53 PM (zyIlW)

204 Russian Bride?


Danger Will Robinson.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:53 PM (rjtGa)

205 @185 CDR

Snort worthy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:53 PM (VROg+)

206 171 Abandoned, crashed car containing "religious literature" found in Toronto. No word so far on what religion. See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (xodPA)

That has local story written all over it

Posted by: Doom Rider at December 04, 2015 10:53 PM (ck8TA)

207 Good night Vendette, be well

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 10:53 PM (uZNvH)

208 >>>Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (GEICT)


Jealousy is so, so unbecoming. Totally warranted, but still...

Posted by: DC in River City at December 04, 2015 10:54 PM (e+1S5)

209 FFS STFU I don't want to hear that any more.
Don't tell me who I am or what I am
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (Oy0zJ)

You said it.

Posted by: rrpjr at December 04, 2015 10:54 PM (s/yC1)

210 172-weft-cut, you are most welcome.

My Sunday school kids (at the Embassy) would collect soap, toothpaste and other toiletries, to make hygiene kits for the maids who had run away from their slave own... Saudi employers, and had to take refuge on the roof of the Philippine Embassy. We would collect money to buy mattresses for them to sleep on, and tents for shelter, and to eventually, buy their ticket back to the Philippines. The cost would go up each month, because you had to buy the ticket and the passport back from the employer. Most of the employees at the Philippine Embassy were Muslim, and not sympathetic to the women, who were raped, (really raped) beaten, and in three cases while we were there, had babies on the roof. Horrific doesn't begin to describe it.

Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 10:54 PM (7q2ch)

211 "After Paris and California attacks, U.S. muslims feel intense backlash."

Can someone show me where?
Posted by: Blano


It's like all the college students who feel microagressions. They can't show any proof and we are to respect their feelings.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 04, 2015 10:54 PM (FkBIv)

212
I like that the authorities said that "readers shouldn't draw
conclusions about the religious material found in the car." To me, that
means just the opposite.



Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (7q2ch)



OK, here's the story: Muslim terrorist fuckups left their hardware and some Islamic crap in their car because, characteristic of their people and culture, they can't do anything right. They plan and (sometimes) execute their attacks because they sense the inferiority of their culture, and lash out against more successful cultures as a consequence, rather than reform their own. Losers gotta lose.


Does that about sum it up?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2015 10:54 PM (oKE6c)

213
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:41 PM (o98Jz)

I do so wish I could prove you wrong about that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:52 PM (ftVQq)






Yeah, I hear you brother. It get's old expecting most of humanity to be full of bloodthirsty savages, but that's the way to bet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:54 PM (o98Jz)

214 As long as little girls no longer believe in happily ever after, it's all good.

Well...some boys believe in that shit too. Heart's get broke both ways.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (rjtGa)

215 logprof, more than likely the free hot dogs gimmick is to head off the mutiny when those fans find out they can't leave the theater at all.

Happened to my date and I when we went to see the third Lord of the Rings movie as part of the marathon where the first two movies were the extended versions. Even with a mall nearby with food, could not leave the cinema so it was overpriced theater food we had to subsist on. The only saving grace, neither of us went in costume unlike Galadriel in the front row.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (+eQyZ)

216 Is it time for the worthless ones to launch another head tilt #hashtag campaign?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (4rzL1)

217 Or try the Russian bride thingy.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 04, 2015 10:51 PM (V/11D)


Honest to God, if you're gonna go mail-order, go Asian.

The Russian women will divorce you once they drain you of all your financial resources. The Asians will make themselves indispensable to you and your life will run like a well-oiled machine.

And the food will be better.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (RuxkS)

218 These poor stupid sex-starved Muslims. You would have to be a poor sex-starved Muslim to love that ugly, ugly woman.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 04, 2015 10:56 PM (1ijHg)

219 Something about this San Bernardino massacre and the responses from the elites feels significant -- as if we've reached a moment of critical mass in revealing the full psychosis of our liberal culture and a broader American recognition of it.
Posted by: rrpjr at December 04, 2015 10:40 PM (s/yC1)

After the Syrian yutes get their rape on in several cities forced to take them, sh!t will get very real. Congresscritters who voted for this mess will find out that there is no such thing as a safe seat because they will suddenly have well funded primary opponents.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2015 10:56 PM (kXoT0)

220 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2015 10:56 PM (nR4v7)

221 eleven,

Yes, that is true.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 10:56 PM (zyIlW)

222 214 As long as little girls no longer believe in happily ever after, it's all good.

Well...some boys believe in that shit too. Heart's get broke both ways.
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (rjtGa)

I pray much for my granddaughters.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at December 04, 2015 10:56 PM (4rzL1)

223 @143
Then there is the treatment of the Filipino and Bangladeshi maids. In a nutshell, horrific...

Yep, the treatment of women in that culture is all the example you need to see that they're savages.

Insanity in action is watching Liberal American Women (or any woman) defend that culture.

When I see that shit, I know the world is doomed.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 10:56 PM (5XLfr)

224 Off, off sock.

That will teach me to try this sock puppet thing.

Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at December 04, 2015 10:57 PM (4rzL1)

225 Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 10:54 PM (7q2ch)

I think the Saudis are the worst of all, and I also firmly believe that a lot of the terror funding comes right from the royals. Maybe not the main guy, but certainly from many of the spawns.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 10:57 PM (RuxkS)

226 171 Abandoned, crashed car containing "religious literature" found in Toronto. No word so far on what religion. See the sock link.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 10:44 PM (xodPA)

Nothing to see here, move along. Sheesh, silencers for machine guns?!?!!!??!?

Posted by: The Cookie Man at December 04, 2015 10:57 PM (hgYIP)

227 Wanna see a feeding frenzy to rival a swarm of starving piranha skeletonizing a cow?

Toss a nudie mag in front of a group of mohammedan men.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:48 PM (o98Jz)

My husband was deployed to UAE during the first Gulf War - the rest of his det was livin' in tents but he got there late and they put him up in a hotel with an indoor pool. The restaurant/lounge had a huge glass wall that looked out over the pool. Said hotel was also frequented by the foreign flight crews that had stopovers there. The female flight attendants would show up in their teeny bikinis - and the glass wall suddenly became standing room only for Muslim men. Husband said they stayed right there until the ladies went back to their rooms.
But don't get caught ogling THEIR women...

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:58 PM (cDs+4)

228 Honest to God, if you're gonna go mail-order, go Asian.

The Russian women will divorce you once they drain you of all your financial resources. The Asians will make themselves indispensable to you and your life will run like a well-oiled machine.

And the food will be better.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (RuxkS)

Not always. Had a friend who spent a fortune on a Phillipino bride, even brought her mother and sister over. As soon as she could, she divorced him, and surprise, married the Phillipino man she'd been to whom she'd been secretly engaged.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2015 10:58 PM (kXoT0)

229 Well here is a movie I think I shall skip

https://youtu.be/eAvCgVR0gIM

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:59 PM (+eQyZ)

230 174 Why is that dick AG Lynch talking about a backlash to muslims and violent talk? Who the fuck is doing that? Do they just make this shit up?


Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2015 10:46 PM (YUjEH)
.................

Well youre not stupid We both know exactly where this is coming from. Pretty damn chilling if you ask me.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 04, 2015 10:59 PM (kM2ec)

231 The Feds want to send 200 "syrian reguees" to south central Idaho.

It would be real bad if the syrains got their rape on, those farmers down there don't fuck around

Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 11:00 PM (QelBn)

232 Radio news just said that the NYT will have a front page editorial tomorrow for the first time in many many years.
It will call for (you guessed it) the banning of certain firearms and ammunition.

Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 04, 2015 11:00 PM (FkBIv)

233 The Muslim men I know, and as far as I can tell they're MINOs, are major skirt chasing, dope smoking, drinking party animals.

Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at December 04, 2015 11:00 PM (4rzL1)

234 Even more insane (equally? Is there even an insanity scale??) The whole Malala episode.....

I really don't know how they rationalize their sense of self...

Liberals that is.....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 11:00 PM (5XLfr)

235 It appears tonight is not the night to quote Zappas thoughts about broken hearts

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:00 PM (2zd9l)

236 When I hear the idiocy coming out of the words and actions of our "betters" like Babbles Boxer, Loretta Sanchez, Loretta Lynch, Salon, the MSM, the FBI...

I keep thinking of what Sulu said when the Enterprise was trying to get out of range of the Genesis Device in Wrath of Khan;

"We're not going to make it, are we"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2015 11:01 PM (GrXXa)

237 Maxwell,

I have two granddaughters.

One who just turned two.

The other who is still an infant.

Their mother is just like me, a woman who has little patience with bullshit.

Their father is a good man, so I have little concern with them.

What makes me chuckle is that my kids have better judgement when it comes to men than I do...go figure.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:01 PM (zyIlW)

238 You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (o98Jz)

Not at all. Just a little jealous.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 11:01 PM (cDs+4)

239 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2015 10:58 PM (kXoT0)

I suppose all ethinicities have their gold diggers!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:01 PM (RuxkS)

240 Duluth Trading has a TV that just came out this week about a "grab happy bear" attacking a bear.


Heh.


Ironic.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:01 PM (k9c7b)

241
Dating coach charges $3,500 to teach men how to flirt.




Pin $3500 to your crotch and problem solved.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2015 11:01 PM (kdS6q)

242 228 Honest to God, if you're gonna go mail-order, go Asian.

The Russian women will divorce you once they drain you of all your financial resources. The Asians will make themselves indispensable to you and your life will run like a well-oiled machine.

And the food will be better.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (RuxkS)

Not always. Had a friend who spent a fortune on a Phillipino bride, even brought her mother and sister over. As soon as she could, she divorced him, and surprise, married the Phillipino man she'd been to whom she'd been secretly engaged.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2015 10:58 PM (kXoT0)

I know a guy whose hot Vietnamese wife left after draining his investments and running up debt on a bunch of stuff, shit and things.

Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at December 04, 2015 11:02 PM (4rzL1)

243 Sheesh, silencers for machine guns?!?!!!??!?
Canadian (unidentified) criminals/potential terrorists are polite.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 11:02 PM (xodPA)

244 Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:01 PM (zyIlW)

This made me laugh!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:02 PM (RuxkS)

245 "attacking a bear. "



Attacking a man. What the fcuk did I type?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:03 PM (sgxmK)

246
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:58 PM (cDs+4)






That was around my time in the ME as well. All of the Egyptians working on base were Gyppo secret police, it was an open secret. So they were the privileged ones, they could get all the porn they wanted. But when we were rotating out of the base, all our guys dumped their porn the bought in Israel and the native workers were furiously dumping out all the trash cans looking for booty. Our guys started having fun with them by tossing the nudie mags into groups just for laughs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 11:03 PM (o98Jz)

247 Just finished watching the 2nd episode of Man in the High Castle. Decided to watch based on what Morons have said about it, and, yeah, it's certainly well-done. I just hope this resolves to something worth having watched so much gruesomeness and intensity.

I need a doggeh video now.

Then I need some zz's.

Posted by: mindful webworker - as if at December 04, 2015 11:03 PM (ACs58)

248 Also loves me some mutt dogs...

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:32 PM (cDs+4)

It's official: Original antisocialist does mutt stuff.

Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:04 PM (rkBpl)

249 Attacking a man. What the fcuk did I type?

Attacking a bear.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (rjtGa)

250 Tammy,

I've given up on the love bullshit.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (zyIlW)

251 There are 90 some million people here in the states that are unemployed.. Figure half are women. Find yourself an American gold digger. Gosh men can be so stupid sometimes.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (kM2ec)

252 Honest to God, if you're gonna go mail-order, go Asian. The Russian women will divorce you once they drain you of all your financial resources. The Asians will make themselves indispensable to you and your life will run like a well-oiled machine. And the food will be better.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
---
Odd thing is, I'm half asian, but completely lack any attraction to asians. Nada. Yeah, I know the risk with Russians, but at this point I think even only several months of happiness might be worth it. Blonde Russians are awesome.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (V/11D)

253 Evening everyone. The company had a teleconference with all the teams today. Very large budget cuts are coming. I guess I'll spend December applying for jobs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (Ux5Di)

254 I spent far too much time the past couple of days following threads on here. Informative, but time-consuming. So much else I should've been doing!

Just finished watching the 2nd episode of Man in the High Castle. Decided to watch based on what Morons have said about it, and, yeah, it's certainly well-done. I just hope this resolves to something worth having watched so much depressing gruesomeness and intensity. (Don't tell me.)

I need a doggeh video now.

Then I probably need some zz's.

Posted by: mindful webworker - as if at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (ACs58)

255 I was disappointed that Mark Levin wasn't on tonight.

I was so looking forward to hearing his take on today's event of the media swarming through the terrorists' apartment, and seeing the flames shooting out of the speakers.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

256 #Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

If she doesn't look like a man wrapped in a sheet, what the hell is wrong with you?

Posted by: Sayed Farouk at December 04, 2015 11:06 PM (9mTYi)

257 Pin $3500 to your crotch and problem solved.
Oh, Al! I think I just had my first orgasm!

Posted by: peggy bundy at December 04, 2015 11:06 PM (xodPA)

258 It's official: Original antisocialist does mutt stuff.
Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:04 PM (rkBpl)

Well, now that you mention it...

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 11:06 PM (cDs+4)

259 Catch everyone later, need to do some writing.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/by-Elena-Shumilova.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 11:07 PM (+eQyZ)

260 I remember this girl in my class who had already see it 17 times by the end of the first week it was in theaters. SEVENTEEN.

When Phantom Menace was out, I went to the Bookstop on Alabama and Shepherd to pick up some of the pre-prequels where Obiwan was Quigon's apprentice. Because asperger's.

Some girl who must have been about thirteen years old saw me buy one and cornered me, and gave me a huge lecture on some minutia about the extended universe. Out of nowhere. Staring right at me at the time. For every minute of this I was sweating and looking around for a parent or a cop who'd think that *I* was being a creepo pedobear.

I guess that's when I learnt that girls could be shit at following social cues too.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:07 PM (6FqZa)

261 Don't matter if you're male or female...

can only count on you.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:07 PM (zyIlW)

262 I think I've been watching too much House on Netflix. I was approached by a young customer who asked what she could do to improve her financing on a car. (I was at Costco at the time.)

I told her she could start by talking to somebody who gave a shit. (No I didn't say that, but I did think it.)

Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at December 04, 2015 11:08 PM (4rzL1)

263  Man, this ONT is making me hungry
Posted by: Obama
---
What would I do without this place to keep me sane? Thank you.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 04, 2015 11:08 PM (V/11D)

264 Good luck Anna Puma, happy writing

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 11:08 PM (uZNvH)

265 I can throw grenades and set up Claymores.

Fuck with me.

Please.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:08 PM (zyIlW)

266 Tammy,

I've given up on the love bullshit.
Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (zyIlW)


now she is all about the spankings.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:08 PM (vb33c)

267 @221

SMFH, can you imagine...the sand people?.....
done for before it even began....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (5XLfr)

268 Well I made it to an ONT and just looked to my left... My dog is staring me down and I'm half scared.. Guess it's bedtime. Pretty clear who the boss is here.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (kM2ec)

269 Nite AP

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (2zd9l)

270 It will call for (you guessed it) the banning of certain firearms and ammunition.

Who'd a thunk it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 04, 2015 11:00 PM (FkBIv)

The more we need to be armed, the more they tell us we need to be disarmed. They could never get away with this perverse shit if we had a morally strong and clear opposition party.

Posted by: rrpjr at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (s/yC1)

271 "After Paris and California attacks, U.S. muslims feel intense backlash."



Can someone show me where?

Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (rkBpl)


I saw a number of tearful stories about Muslim parents keeping their kids home from school today. No real reason why just because pretend backlash.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (45oDG)

272 "Canadian (unidentified) criminals/potential terrorists are polite."


Well that is their nature as we're led to believe.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (1XFa4)

273 Anna,

ellejayekma at gee mail.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:09 PM (zyIlW)

274 255 I was disappointed that Mark Levin wasn't on tonight.

I was so looking forward to hearing his take on today's event of the media swarming through the terrorists' apartment, and seeing the flames shooting out of the speakers.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

agreed....when he gets pissed off...look out

Posted by: Doom Rider at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (ck8TA)

275 21 MH asked about backlash, so I reviewed mosque vandalism in the US via search, and there are damn few incidents reported at all. The most recent ones I found were from an 11/17 report at National Monitor:

http://tinyurl.com/znnhlo7

The first one, as reported in USA Today, involved a mosque near Austin TX where someone had left a human shit covered Koran at the door of the mosque. The second incident, in FL, involved two mosques that claimed they received threatening phone messages; police interviewed the caller and determined that the threats were not credible.

Both these incidents occurred after the Paris attacks. And that's it. There's the backlash. There are over 2200 mosques in the US.

Dear Loretta -- Please go blow a syphilitic goat.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (gyKtp)

276 "Something about this San Bernardino massacre and the responses from the elites feels significant -- as if we've reached a moment of critical mass in revealing the full psychosis of our liberal culture and a broader American recognition of it. "

The FBI letting CNN/MSNBC all over the crime scene was them tellling us they no longer care if we know they are not on our side.

Posted by: Lauren at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (Kqit+)

277 95
Funny you should mention the OPM hack. My dad and I just got our notices from them today.


******
Got mine yesterday. Surprised too -- it's been some years. Government -- they figure they have time -- probably a phased roll out announcement. Or the hack that never ends.

Posted by: gracepc at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (OU4q6)

278 Odd thing is, I'm half asian, but completely lack any attraction to asians. Nada. Yeah, I know the risk with Russians, but at this point I think even only several months of happiness might be worth it. Blonde Russians are awesome.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (V/11D)


1. hardly any blonde russians.

2. russian mail order bride thing never ever ends well. even worse than hot tranny nanny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (vb33c)

279 @160 I'm sure several 'rons and 'etts have been deployed to SW Asia and have seem muzzies in their natural surroundings.

I'd like to hear some iof their stories of muzzins in their native enviroment.

Worked in the NW corner of the Kingdom as a contractor in the mid 90's...

At Pizza Sheik one afternoon and a couple of local yutes (age 11 or so) were harassing a Filipina. "Ya, shebab!" I said and called them over. They'd not met an Amrikki before, so it was novel. At 6'2", blond and blue, I didn't blend in. Eventually they got around to asking if I was Muslim. I shook my head and they pistol shooting gestures at me. Told me all I needed to know.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (di1hb)

280 *eyes yankeefifth*

If I smoked you, you'd cry.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (zyIlW)

281 Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (zyIlW)

Nothing wrong with going solo for awhile!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:11 PM (RuxkS)

282 TL;DR version of that dating coach article:

1) Talk to women.
2) Be yourself.
3) Do this enough times and you'll get a date.

That will be $3,500 please.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 04, 2015 11:11 PM (DU875)

283 1) Talk to women.
2) Be yourself.
3) Do this enough times and you'll get a date.


Yeah, but what if you're an asshole? /bill cosby

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:12 PM (6FqZa)

284 What does it mean when your dog is staring you down?

"Stop looking at that fucking glowing thing?"

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (rjtGa)

285 " I can throw grenades and set up Claymores. "


Do you give lessons?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (1XFa4)

286 Is it time for the worthless ones to launch another head tilt #hashtag campaign?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (4rzL1)


Probably against us this time. #nobacklashyouracists

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (45oDG)

287 243 Sheesh, silencers for machine guns?!?!!!??!?
Canadian (unidentified) criminals/potential terrorists are polite.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 11:02 PM (xodPA)

First thought: who uses silencers for machine guns?

Second thought: big city newspaper report...

Posted by: The Cookie Man at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (hgYIP)

288 Yes, i can give lessons.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (zyIlW)

289 someone should stop by fox and give everyone a primer on firearms. it is really embarrassing how little they know. yesterday after the cops gave an inventory of the ammunition found in the jihadi whore house fox was running a graphic listing "long rifle ammunition" instead of 22lr which the cops listed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (vb33c)

290 anyone who does not currently have a firearm today in the USA is a fool.

The world is getting MORE dangerous, not less.

Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 11:13 PM (QelBn)

291
I guess I'll spend December applying for jobs.

That's lousy.

And today the obama admin lied yet again about the US employment data. Now all the "experts" are saying we have "full employment," i.e., all the people who want to work are working.

Our economy is a house of cards thanks to obama, with real unemployment nearing 30%, I believe, including the millions of career unemployed like they have in England.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:14 PM (aErmE)

292 67 And with regards to a Muslim backlash, after 9-11 we actually accelerated immigration from Islamic countries.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2015 10:21 PM (WVvzl)
That's when I first suspected we were no longer a serious country!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:25 PM (ftVQq)


A lot of our citizens are just gullible beyond belief.
After the Paris and San Bernardino massacres, our president announces that he is going ahead with the bringing in of masses of Syrian refugees because they're being "vetted". A lot of Americans don't even question whether that "vetting" will be even remotely effective.

Yup, the federal employees doing the vetting will magically know, beyond a doubt, whether the refugees are, or will become terrorists.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 11:14 PM (kGrwF)

293
It's not just men who suck as flirting. Women under thirty are horrible at having any sort of conversation.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:14 PM (Ux5Di)

294 276
The FBI letting CNN/MSNBC all over the crime scene was them tellling us they no longer care if we know they are not on our side.
Posted by: Lauren at December 04, 2015 11:10 PM (Kqit+)



They rubbed our faces in it today. That is significant.

I think things are going to begin moving faster now.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:15 PM (sdi6R)

295 253 Evening everyone. The company had a teleconference with all the teams today. Very large budget cuts are coming. I guess I'll spend December applying for jobs.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:05 PM (Ux5Di)


Sorry to hear it. Been there. It sucks, and the timing really sucks.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2015 11:15 PM (iMxBJ)

296 Ah, geez, Alex, I am sorry to hear that. Didn't you just sort of get there?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:16 PM (RuxkS)

297 It's not just men who suck as flirting. Women under thirty are horrible at having any sort of conversation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:14 PM (Ux5Di)


1. why do you think tinder was invented?

2. learn to use tinder.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:16 PM (vb33c)

298 They rubbed our faces in it today. That is significant.

I think things are going to begin moving faster now.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:15 PM (sdi6R)

I agree. Profoundly different than anything we've seen.

Posted by: rrpjr at December 04, 2015 11:16 PM (s/yC1)

299 Been there. It sucks, and the timing really sucks.

I've had the pink slip from Santa before, so, deep sympathies.

"holy shit, where's the tylenol"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:16 PM (6FqZa)

300 Thanks gnubreed I just spewed my beverage

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:16 PM (qhUQl)

301 It's not just men who suck as flirting. Women under thirty are horrible at having any sort of conversation.
tl;dr

Posted by: any youth today on the iPhone at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (xodPA)

302 1. why do you think tinder was invented?
2. learn to use tinder.


So I can meet Charlie Sheen in a dress? Pass

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (6FqZa)

303
What was most disturbing about what obama's FBI allowed their media to do today was that we know exactly what the Media was looking for when they went in there -- political evidence to use against Us in this act of terrorism.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (aErmE)

304 @225
I think the Saudis are the worst of all, and I also firmly believe that a lot of the terror funding comes right from the royals. Maybe not the main guy, but certainly from many of the spawns.

Tammy I was postin about a book called
"Siege of Mecca"

It details the origins of the modern jihad in Saudi.....

This generation are the product of the culture shift that took place because of the deal the Royals made with the Imans to gain permission to storm the Kaaba....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (5XLfr)

305 Sheesh, silencers for machine guns?!?!!!??!?

Silent but deadly multi-automatic round weapons!!!!

Posted by: Loretta (D)irty Sanchez at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (kHgvV)

306 She could recite it line by line from memory. Now THAT'S dedication.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 04, 2015 10:50 PM (cDs+4)

When my kids were little I would do that, and it irritated them to no end.

SHUT UP DAD!!! lol

Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (rkBpl)

307 86 I'm still confounded as to why the leaders of Western Civilization have such an animus towards their own civilization and society that they would deliberately allow, nay encourage, its destruction.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (ftVQq)

Yeah. Do these f'ers not get it? Their lovely homes, the restaurants they go, the "interesting Italians" Obama has such wonderful chats with - do they think any of those things will survive the fall of the west? How many Roman aristocrats were enjoying fancy baths and multi-course meals in, say 710? Even Charlemagne lived very primitively compared with how people lived before the fall of the Roman Empire.

I don't get it - I don't get what the final end game is. George Soros apparently yearns for a feudal world, with the elite lording it over the peasants. But if most of us are poor, they will not be able to be rich - not like they are now. And I'm amazed these asshats don't get it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V, channeling her 15 year old self at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (P8951)

308 Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:14 PM (Ux5Di)

And most who are 30-40 are married or engaged making dating difficult for guys in their early 30s like me.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 04, 2015 11:18 PM (DU875)

309
Thanks everyone. My job isn't gone yet, and there is some hope. But my position is one of the weaker ones on the team, so I'm assuming the worst.

Tammy, I've been here for a little over three years. I was planning on leaving next year, but this pushed things up sooner than I would have liked. I still have a housein El Paso that needs to be sold, and I just moved into a new place in Colorado Springs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:18 PM (Ux5Di)

310 "Yes, i can give lessons."


Interesting.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:19 PM (wg/vW)

311 jihadi whore house fox was running a graphic listing "long rifle ammunition" instead of 22lr which the cops listed.

Posted by: yankeefifth


Here's a trick; describe in 140 words or less why "long rifle" doesn't mean 'rifle ammunition.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 11:19 PM (9YDUz)

312 And most who are 30-40 are married or engaged making dating difficult for guys in their early 30s like me.
Posted by: Iasonas at December 04, 2015 11:18 PM (DU875)


engaged ain't married, get in there and get some.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:19 PM (vb33c)

313 Moki, look up the Jubail Church outside Jubail in Saudi Arabia. Hellenistic decorations, etc. Dating I think from the 4th Century. The Saudis were persuaded do keep it intact and not destroy it. It's now partially buried by the desert sand, surrounded by a barbed wire fence.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 04, 2015 11:19 PM (/WPPJ)

314 3) Do this enough times and you'll get a date.

You left out the chloroform soaked rag step.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2015 11:20 PM (gyKtp)

315
But my position is one of the weaker ones on the team, so I'm assuming the worst.

In other words, everyone, Alex never gets coffee.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:20 PM (aErmE)

316 $3500? Bullshit. Here's all you need to know... for free.


1) Chicks want honesty


2) Let her know upfront that you're into the freaky stuff.


3) Chicks like the personal touch.


4) Start by touching her boobs.


5) Chicks are about visual clues.


6) Show her your meat.

Posted by: otho at December 04, 2015 11:20 PM (EWg9n)

317 In other words, everyone, Alex never gets coffee.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:20 PM (aErmE)


Do you mean when someone goes on a coffee run they do not bring him any or he is never sent to get coffee?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:21 PM (vb33c)

318 The Asians will make themselves indispensable to you and your life will run like a well-oiled machine.

And the food will be better.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 10:55 PM (RuxkS)

Damn that sounds nice. Was hoping for something similar from Latinas. No luck.

Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:21 PM (rkBpl)

319 There's an Islamist high school in Northern Virgina, where a couple of its top grads have been arrested and convicted of terrorism. Forgot the name...

I'm sure it's just a tiny minority though! The rest of the kids love America and the Joooz too!

Posted by: PJ at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (cHuNI)

320 Best wishes Co Alex that you are retained at your company

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (8PcKC)

321 otho,

You are so off the fucking mark...LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (zyIlW)

322 "It's not just men who suck as flirting. Women under thirty are horrible at having any sort of conversation."


I am the worst at it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (wg/vW)

323
I'm still confounded as to why the leaders of Western Civilization have such an animus towards their own civilization and society that they would deliberately allow, nay encourage, its destruction.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 04, 2015 10:29 PM (ftVQq)


It's tied up with the folks currently protesting on campuses.

Basically for fifty years the radical left has pushed the idea that Western Civilization is irredeemably evil and corrupt. As a result, two generations of leaders and bureaucrats have been conditioned to be, at best, indifferent to the defense of Western society, or at worst actively hostile to it. They don't know how to make a moral case for Western Civ.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (Ux5Di)

324 "After Paris and California attacks, U.S. muslims feel intense backlash."

Can someone show me where?


Same place as always: in the imaginations of the media.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (+c55T)

325 1) Chicks want honesty


2) Let her know upfront that you're into the freaky stuff.


3) Chicks like the personal touch.


4) Start by touching her boobs.


5) Chicks are about visual clues.


6) Show her your meat.
Posted by: otho at December 04, 2015 11:20 PM (EWg9n)



see, I see that as more of a one step thing.

1 stare at her boobs while saying great boobs and grabbing them.
2. introduce yourself

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:23 PM (vb33c)

326
You wanna pick up chicks?

Easy. Two things you gotta know:

1. Chicks are dumb.

2. Treat her like she's dumb but you're okay with it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:23 PM (aErmE)

327 I'll bring the chloroform

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 11:23 PM (uZNvH)

328
Not really.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:23 PM (aErmE)

329 Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (5XLfr)

I get pissed when I read certain things, so I'll probably pass on that, but our own bolder terlit hobo has a great book along the same lines ( well, I mean, not exactly) but much further back:

House of War: Mecca, the Qur'an, and the Propaganda of 675-695

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:23 PM (RuxkS)

330 "After Paris and California attacks, U.S. muslims feel intense backlash."

Can someone show me where?

Same place as always: in the imaginations of the media.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (+c55T)



I think she meant "recoil"

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:23 PM (vb33c)

331 That's brilliant, otho.


Who knew?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (wg/vW)

332 I don't get it - I don't get what the final end
game is. George Soros apparently yearns for a feudal world, with the
elite lording it over the peasants. But if most of us are poor, they
will not be able to be rich - not like they are now. And I'm amazed
these asshats don't get it.

Posted by: DonnaV, channeling her 15 year old self at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (P8951)


It's simple. There are two con artists. Both think they are conning the other into doing their dirty work for them. Only one is right.

The Left is using Islam in its attempts to undermine and replace Christianity, and Islam is happily obliging. Little do the Leftists understand that Islam will not be happy to keep following their will once we're out of the way.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (HalrA)

333 Zack Grienke to the D-backs for 206 million. Suck it, Dodgers (Dodger nation, not anyone in particular). The only thing better than your team getting the best free agent is stealing him from your big market rival.

Posted by: Naes at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (Ypc8j)

334 Alex best of luck to you and your current employment

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (uZNvH)

335 319-the Islamic Saudi Academy, in fairfax.

FFX county has been providing extra security FOR them, dontcha know.

Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (7q2ch)

336
Do you mean when someone goes on a coffee run they do not bring him any or he is never sent to get coffee?

Neither.

do you Glen Gary Glen Ross?

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (aErmE)

337 It's not all that hard to talk to women.

FFS, women hate being bored just as much as men do.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (zyIlW)

338
1. why do you think tinder was invented?

2. learn to use tinder.Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:16 PM (vb33c)


I am on Tinder. No luck. The only thing it gets me is spam.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 04, 2015 11:25 PM (Ux5Di)

339 307
I don't get it - I don't get what the final end game is. George Soros apparently yearns for a feudal world, with the elite lording it over the peasants. But if most of us are poor, they will not be able to be rich - not like they are now. And I'm amazed these asshats don't get it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V, channeling her 15 year old self at December 04, 2015 11:17 PM (P8951)/i]

Me either. I said much the same thing earlier tonight. I don't get what their endgame is.

Today, poor people have flush toilets, electricity, cars, and air conditioning. Even kings and emperors didn't have those things 200 years ago.

Maybe the whole point is to lord it over us, even if our rulers don't have those things. After all, that was enough for them for thousands of years before the Industrial Revolution.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:25 PM (sdi6R)

340

oh wait.

No, you had it right on the first one.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:25 PM (aErmE)

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:25 PM (sdi6R)

342
Easy. Two things you gotta know:

1. Chicks are dumb.

2. Treat her like she's dumb but you're okay with it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho


And if we're not the least bit interested in 'dumb' chicks?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 11:26 PM (9YDUz)

343 Chicks are dumb, huh?

I see...

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:26 PM (zyIlW)

344 The sad thing is, once you get to a certain amount of money, you're going to stay rich. So you aren't really dependent on anyone to keep you rich. You can just be the overlord and have the peasants underfoot, totally dependent on YOU.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:27 PM (RuxkS)

345 @ 329...

Tammy, they've been bugfuck crazy since the beginning...

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 11:27 PM (5XLfr)

346 Y'all, they're making jokes.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:27 PM (RuxkS)

347 night all, sleep well.

Colorado Alex, I will put you on my prayer list, if that's okay. Job protection or something better.

Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 11:27 PM (7q2ch)

348
And if we're not the least bit interested in 'dumb' chicks?



Um, Mensa's not exactly brimming over with girl members...

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (aErmE)

349 Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 11:27 PM (5XLfr)

Exactly. And the religion reflects that!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (RuxkS)

350 MissTammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (vb33c)

351 Moki good night

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (uZNvH)

352 333 Zack Grienke to the D-backs for 206 million.
Posted by: Naes at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM (Ypc8j

Holy crap. I wouldn't have ever guessed that.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V, channeling her 15 year old self at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (P8951)

353 Concrete ships? Well the British in WWII thought of
making ships out of an artificial substance called Pycrete that was
composed of ice and wood shavings. Luckily the refrigeration bottlenecks
killed the whole project. Along with all the Liberty ships and Kaiser
coffins the US produced.


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:09 PM (+eQyZ)


There was more to it than that, Anna. Pykrete was indeed amazingly strong. There is a story that Lord Mountbatten (IIRC) brought a sample to Winston Churchill, who, as was his wont, was in his bath. They placed the hunk of Pykrete in the warm bathwater, where it floated merrily, not visibly melting (because wood shavings are a fine insulator, eh?). Then Mountbatten produced a pistol and fired several rounds into the floating cake of Pykrete, which soaked them up, and continued to float as before. Churchill's staff came rushing to the room, convinced an assassination had occurred, only to find Mountbatten and a still-naked Winston marveling at the sturdiness of the Pykrete.

The plan to build a giant floating airfield (not a ship, per se) was known as Project Habbakuk, and it got the axe, not because of any shortcomings of Pykrete, or lack of refrigeration, but because the need for it had passed. In the early days of the war, the mid-Atlantic could not be adequately patrolled for anti-sub warfare because the planes then in use lacked the range to do it. The next generation of planes had longer range, and the notion of a giant floating airfield became obsolete. They actually built a small Pykrete vessel in a lake near Jasper, Alberta, and it continued to float for months after the refrigeration was shut down.

The inventor of Pykrete, Geoffrey Nathaniel Pyke was a genius on the order of Alan Turing, and like Turing, he was gay, and came to bad end.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (+y3Tj)

354 342
And if we're not the least bit interested in 'dumb' chicks?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 11:26 PM (9YDUz)


As the saying goes: Pretty. Smart. Sane.

Pick any two.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (sdi6R)

355 I know, Tammy.

It hurts my heart that these guys will have to toss off into a kleenex...

*sob*

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (zyIlW)

356 344
The sad thing is, once you get to a certain amount of money, you're
going to stay rich. So you aren't really dependent on anyone to keep you
rich. You can just be the overlord and have the peasants underfoot,
totally dependent on YOU.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:27 PM (RuxkS)


The rich leftist is explained by one thing. They already have everything that money can buy except for one thing: Rank. No amount of money can buy that in the United States, and they want the fawning masses and the titles.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (HalrA)

357 wanna do well with hot chicks?

have a huge checkbook, it is science! science!


biology!!

Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (QelBn)

358
And if we're not the least bit interested in 'dumb' chicks?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 11:26 PM (9YDUz)

Simple. Find an 'ette.

Now I'm really going to bed.

Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (7q2ch)

359 NYT is running a front page editorial tomorrow for the first time ever. They are advocating a repeal of the 2nd amendment more or less.

This seems like an insane time to demand the public disarm

But then I remember same sex marriage. They won't stop until this happens

Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (zOTsN)

360 I'm the Attorney General equivalent of sloppy seconds.
Posted by: Loretta Lynch at December 04, 2015 10:37 PM (c7vUv)


Good friend to Hillary and Huma?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (kGrwF)

361 I can throw grenades and set up Claymores.

Fuck with me.

Please.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:08 PM (zyIlW)

Somebody needs a back rub.

Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (rkBpl)

362 Yeah, thinking that "more than 850 Christians have died in the last year because of Muslim terrorism" is a little low.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (QWtgr)

363 "Chicks are dumb, huh?

I see..."



Oh no.



*sighs*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:30 PM (vLd8N)

364 well I am going to bed too.

good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2015 11:30 PM (uZNvH)

365 *grins at Blano*

You'd be amazed what a few shot of rum can do.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:30 PM (zyIlW)

366 And Kool and the Gang.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:31 PM (zyIlW)

367 Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (zyIlW)

You give them too much credit.

More likely a rank old tube sock they dug out from underneath the recliner.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:31 PM (RuxkS)

368 And Commodores.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:31 PM (zyIlW)

369 Simple. Find an 'ette.



Now I'm really going to bed.

Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (7q2ch)


Wish it was that easy. I've never met one, nor a woman of such quality that wasn't already in a committed relationship.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 11:32 PM (HalrA)

370 'Night, chemjeff!

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 11:32 PM (vsbNu)

371
Barry White works too...

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 04, 2015 11:32 PM (aErmE)

372 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (HalrA)

And absolute power.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:32 PM (RuxkS)

373 I hope tashfeen-malik gets all 70 of her virgins and she realizes how lucky she is to have 70 illiterate teenage jihadi boys to spend eternity serving.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:33 PM (vb33c)

374 g' night

Posted by: Jake at December 04, 2015 11:34 PM (QelBn)

375 Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (zOTsN)

Wow.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:34 PM (RuxkS)

376 When she starts talking about Astrology or her ex-boyfriend just find a happy place.

Because they all do.

My ex-GF told me about when she saw a troll or elf or something running behind a tree.

But man the sex was spectacular. What's a man to do?

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 11:34 PM (rjtGa)

377 Chi found an 'ette.

Doesn't mean shit.

Love doesn't cure all.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:34 PM (zyIlW)

378 That's brilliant, otho.





Who knew?





Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:24 PM



You can take that prescription from the Date Doctor and get it filled at the Love Pharmacy.

Posted by: otho at December 04, 2015 11:34 PM (EWg9n)

379 yankeefifth!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:34 PM (RuxkS)

380 This seems like an insane time to demand the public disarm

But then I remember same sex marriage. They won't stop until this happens

Posted by: ThunderB


I know it's popular to insult the left as some variety of 'idiot, moron, ignorant, dipshit, ' but the truth is they are a hive-collective.

It's not thought that is their problem, it's the hive that swarms and can't help it.

You think it's coinky-dink one of the most popular leftie sites is Buzzfeed?

HONEY, PLEAZZ.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2015 11:35 PM (9YDUz)

381 Damn that sounds nice. Was hoping for something similar from Latinas. No luck.

Posted by: Blano
---
Don't worry. Once Jeb is toast, he'll start his own pick up artist service, and you can pay him $3500 to hook you up.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 04, 2015 11:36 PM (V/11D)

382 Oh c'mon now, everyone knows women don't like guys who move too fast , you start with some small talk about your love of nipples and *then* move on to how impressive her boobs are, she'll appreciate your willingness to be patient.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (LMj+P)

383 --I remember Sharku. So sad.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 10:35 PM (vsbNu)


I was able to chat with him briefly on the phone back in August. So sad to be losing him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (+y3Tj)

384 "It's not just men who suck as flirting. Women under thirty are horrible at having any sort of conversation."


I am the worst at it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:22 PM (wg/vW)

I can relate.

Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (rkBpl)

385 "More likely a rank old tube sock they dug out from underneath the recliner."


Um, heh. Who would, er, do a thing like that..?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (EE6A2)

386 850 has to exclude Syria and Iraq.

The caliph has exterminated Christianity from the Jazira - which numbered in the millions across Syria and Iraq. No way everyone there said, well okay old chaps, I guess we'd better be Muslim now or leave (and if they wanted to leave, whither could they go ?).

850 has to exclude the Copts too.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (6FqZa)

387 I'm out.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (zyIlW)

388 I know, Tammy.

It hurts my heart that these guys will have to toss off into a kleenex...

*sob*

Posted by: SMFH
****

Kleenex? Nope. ShamWow.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 04, 2015 11:38 PM (hVdx9)

389 Posted by: Anna Puma at December 04, 2015 10:31 PM (+eQyZ)

Well, fuck.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:38 PM (RuxkS)

390 I no longer give a fuck.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (zyIlW)

391
I'll give you a comprehensive class in hand grenades right now.

Rule 1: Pull the pin before throwing grenade.

Rule 2: Once the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is NOT your friend.

Class dismissed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (o98Jz)

392 Oh c'mon now, everyone knows women don't like guys who move too fast , you start with some small talk about your love of nipples and *then* move on to how impressive her boobs are, she'll appreciate your willingness to be patient.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 04, 2015 11:37 PM (LMj+P)


"wow, nice rack, you and your mom." play the odds, gotta hit with one of em.

you can alternate 'WOW" with "hubba hubba."

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (vb33c)

393 My ex-GF told me about when she saw a troll or elf or something running behind a tree.

To be fair, sometimes I think I see a H@ktr or r@ykn post that then vanishes next time I refresh.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (6FqZa)

394 Maybe the whole point is to lord it over us, even if our rulers don't have those things. After all, that was enough for them for thousands of years before the Industrial Revolution.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:25 PM (sdi6R)

Maybe. I still don't get it - they'll lord over us but live in palaces without the amenities they take for granted now - just because they want to lord it over us? I've visited castles and chateaus in Europe - lovely, but you realize walking through them that you're more comfortable in your modest middle class modern US home than an aristocrat was on his estate in 1500 (or 1850 for that matter).

I have a tough time understanding it because I've never had the slightest desire to lord it over anybody, and I don't grasp the impulse.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V, channeling her 15 year old self at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (P8951)

395 390
I no longer give a fuck.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (zyIlW)


I feel that way a lot. You're not alone there. Just hang on, it has to get better.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 11:40 PM (HalrA)

396 "You can take that prescription from the Date Doctor and get it filled at the Love Pharmacy."



You're like a wizard or something.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:41 PM (NDMLg)

397 Listening to "It's Gonna Take A Miracle" by Deniece Williams

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:42 PM (zyIlW)

398 ShamWow........
Anything Vince is hawking has to be good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:42 PM (ZZgPW)

399 You are gonna love my nuts.

Best salesman evah.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2015 11:43 PM (rjtGa)

400 You're not a control freak, or on a power trip, Miss Donna.

But a lot of folks live for it.

I don't know why anyone would even want to be a manager, let alone POTUS or a word leader of any sort.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:43 PM (RuxkS)

401 Wow, 400. What did I miss?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 11:43 PM (NeFrd)

402 Cato,

I care about my two daughters and two granddaughters.

Beyond those four....nope.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:43 PM (zyIlW)

403 *grins at Blano*

You'd be amazed what a few shot of rum can do.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:30 PM (zyIlW)

I'll be back in Texas Monday then (in Detroit this weekend). : )

Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:43 PM (rkBpl)

404 "I can relate."



Dude, you were working it the other night. Right in the palm of your hand.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (NDMLg)

405 someone was in my parking space thins evening. not sure if I should let it go or go down there with a tow strap and start dragging his mini cooper out of my space. based on the fact that it is a mini cooper I am inclined for dragging on principle. hate mini coopers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (vb33c)

406 $3500? Bullshit. Here's all you need to know... for free.

1) Chicks want honesty

2) Let her know upfront that you're into the freaky stuff.

3) Chicks like the personal touch.

4) Start by touching her boobs.

5) Chicks are about visual clues.

6) Show her your meat.

Posted by: otho at December 04, 2015 11:20 PM (EWg9n)


http://preview.tinyurl.com/opa3wzl

Posted by: And that's why... at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (vBeA5)

407 Anyway, I'm out, too!

Try and keep your chin's up, folks.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (RuxkS)

408 Right now, I'm all about showing my bitchy side.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (zyIlW)

409 6) Show her your meat.

Posted by: otho at December 04, 2015 11:20 PM (EWg9n)


Worked for me!

Posted by: Sam the Butcher at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (vBeA5)

410 394
Maybe. I still don't get it - they'll lord over us but live in palaces without the amenities they take for granted now - just because they want to lord it over us? I've visited castles and chateaus in Europe - lovely, but you realize walking through them that you're more comfortable in your modest middle class modern US home than an aristocrat was on his estate in 1500 (or 1850 for that matter).

I have a tough time understanding it because I've never had the slightest desire to lord it over anybody, and I don't grasp the impulse.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V, channeling her 15 year old self at December 04, 2015 11:39 PM (P8951)



I don't understand it either. Maybe they just can't stand the fact that the peasants got uppity.

Free middle class people have no need for rulers. We can run our own lives, thank you very much.

They HATE us for that, and intend to destroy us.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:45 PM (sdi6R)

411 Chicks, women, girls.... *sigh*

I'm a bit of a minimalist. Lived seven years on a thirty foot sloop, and would like spend my remaining years on a 45ft.~55ft. sailing vessel.

Don't want or need a prestige address, fancy wheels or neatly clipped hedge bordered cottage in that twee retirement community.

Some fine dining, interesting travel, good friends, superior armaments, premium spirits and cigars. And always, something interesting to read.

My lass of nearly ten years met me when I still lived aboard the New Dawn, and she fails to comprehend my abhorrence of that twee cottage, Mr. Rogers' sweaters and that whole terminal-nesting syndrome.

I guess I'll have to go to Hong Kong and get one of those ladies from the junk-dwelling families in the harbor.

Pity of it is, they're of the lower socio-economic and education end of the Chinese spectrum.

At 57, I don't necessarily need some smokin' hot sexpot to keep me interested. Just attractive, kind, loyal and all the other good attributes.

Frankly, the 'ettes around here largely define the desirable mindset in many ways.

That's a compliment there, ladies.

Don't know what chances a crusty old bastard on a boat would have on today's market, but at least I'd have one thing to offer that most guys couldn't.

Shit gets awful here, we can always sail to Peruvia.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (McRlu)

412 It's not like I have a man to impress.

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (zyIlW)

413 goodnight Tammy~*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (6FqZa)

414 Anyway, I'm out, too!

Try and keep your chin's up, folks.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (RuxkS)



sigh, night MissTammy

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (vb33c)

415 6
Dating coach $3500. Cheaper to buy a hooker for a year. Or so I'm told

In Greece, that'd be a few sammiches. Or so I'm told.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (o78gS)

416 Love ya, Jim!

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (zyIlW)

417 'Night SMFH!

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (vsbNu)

418 So re: flirting.

I was a painfully awkward child. I wore scarves in my hair and spent my recesses inside being a teachers aid to the 1st graders. I was the weird kid. Definitely not someone who'd ever get asked out, whatever that really means when you're a kid.

Anyway, come 8th grade and I was at student council camp (my school had a system where good grades, not votes, filled half the positions) and was being...myself.

My friend pulled me aside and said "You are SUCH a flirt! OMG, they're totally going to think you are a slut!"

Now, I could not wrap my head around this in the slightest because I was not intending to flirt with anyone. Apparently being socially awkward and talking compulsively is flirting. Who knew?

Posted by: Lauren at December 04, 2015 11:46 PM (Z/8dZ)

419 I would expect any dating coach advice at AoSHQ to include:

1. Don't stick your dick in crazy

Posted by: Willy J. at December 04, 2015 11:47 PM (wHX4r)

420 "It's not all that hard to talk to women. FFS, women hate being bored just as much as men do."

I'm thinking here of the Eddie Izzard bit about how completely hopeless he was with girls as a schoolboy.

"Do you like... bread?"

Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2015 11:47 PM (noWW6)

421 Hasta, SMFH.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:47 PM (XjADA)

422 Or are you still here?

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2015 11:47 PM (vsbNu)

423 pluto
http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/4/9851162/nasa-new-horizons-pluto-photo-new-high-resolution

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:47 PM (6FqZa)

424 411 I guess I'll have to go to Hong Kong and get one of those ladies from the junk-dwelling families in the harbor.

They've been out of there for many years.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2015 11:48 PM (iMxBJ)

425 I was going to give dating advice, but unfortunately my first bit started out:

Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.....

and I figured you already knew if it was such a bad idea.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2015 11:48 PM (q2o38)

426 Blanc sparked protests after it emerged that his seminars included bizarre techniques for seducing women such as a chokehold.

LOL.

David Carradine must have taken Blanc's self-help course for learning to love yourself.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2015 11:48 PM (zc3Db)

427 Dude, you were working it the other night. Right in the palm of your hand.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:44 PM (NDMLg)

Yeah seemed to go fairly well, then....thud.

Was time to call Rosey. As usual.

Posted by: Blano at December 04, 2015 11:48 PM (rkBpl)

428 Ha, maybe Lauren was that girl who scared the crap out of me in the Bookstop.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2015 11:49 PM (6FqZa)

429 Hehehehe...

Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:50 PM (zyIlW)

430 @359

ThunderB,
I dont disagree that that's their goal & I think they are crazy enough to try.....but down that road is civil war, again.

Gay Marriage passing didnt deprive someone of a way to defend their kin.....repealin the 2nd does....

People, highly motivated, intelligent and very well fuckin armed, and lots of them. will die before they let it happen.

I hope it doesnt happen in my lifetime, cause I dont want to see it.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 04, 2015 11:50 PM (5XLfr)

431 Kleenex? Shoot, they can use the Leo once I'm finished wiith it.

Posted by: The Bear at December 04, 2015 11:50 PM (V/11D)

432 pluto
http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/4/9851162/nasa-new-horizons-pluto- photo-new-high-resolution


That's it. The rebels are there. That's the system.

Posted by: Vader getting his cold planets confused at December 04, 2015 11:51 PM (ewS4W)

433 Okay then.



**tiptoes carefully back out of the thread**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2015 11:51 PM (NeFrd)

434 @ 419 Golf Clap

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:52 PM (Oy0zJ)

435 I don't understand it either. Maybe they just can't stand the fact that the peasants got uppity.



Free middle class people have no need for rulers. We can run our own lives, thank you very much.



They HATE us for that, and intend to destroy us.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2015 11:45 PM (sdi6R)


That's just it. To them, we're all a bunch of uppity peasants that need to be put back in our place and made to need our "benevolent" masters in the ruling class.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 11:52 PM (HalrA)

436 Do we have any definitive proof yet that the CO shooter was going after PP?

Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2015 11:52 PM (LTDSy)

437 359 NYT is running a front page editorial tomorrow for the first time ever. They are advocating a repeal of the 2nd amendment more or less.

This seems like an insane time to demand the public disarm

But then I remember same sex marriage. They won't stop until this happens
Posted by: ThunderB at December 04, 2015 11:29 PM (zOTsN)

And then what? These shootings would still happen. Problem not solved. Fuckin' idiots.

Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 11:52 PM (SCx0h)

438 "After Paris and California attacks, U.S. muslims feel intense backlash."

Not as much as Sikhs.

Posted by: gewa76 at December 04, 2015 11:53 PM (S9rS1)

439 "It's not all that hard to talk to women. FFS, women hate being bored just as much as men do."

- Hey, we havin' fun yet?
- No, not really.
- Ok, Well, if you start having fun, let me know, I want to watch
-....That's kinda creepy dude.

This is why I don't do small-talk.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2015 11:53 PM (q2o38)

440 WOPR, that shooting was pretty quiet even before the jihadis did there thing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 04, 2015 11:54 PM (Oy0zJ)

441 Fun times with idiots in my neighborhood part 2:

These jackholes won't give up. I finally got one to personally insult me (and the ass has a black lives matter avatar, lololol).

Here's the full text of HIS bullshit:
Maybe you could ask the kid why he's peeing there. Maybe he honestly needed to pee, and home wasnt a safe place to go. Maybe didn't realize that he could go in the library or maybe there was a kid picking on him at the library and he couldn't go there. Maybe everyone had been yelling at him all day and he just really needed to pee and getting yelled at was the very last straw.

I wasn't there--none of us was--but there is ALWAYS more to a story than "some punk kid who needs some discipline." And there's always more that you can do than yelling at a kid.

------
Keep in mind that this jackass is talking about a 13 year old "kid" that put a 55 year old man in the hospital because the kid "didn't like being yelled at".
------

I replied to that with:

Bullshit. What 13 year old does not know to not piss in public? Further, you are making excuses for the beating of the security guard. Again, useless and a part of the problem.

----
THIS is where jackass got personal. I love it
----

Here's his text:
Not only are you extremely rude, but you obviously have no understanding of at-risk kids. I hope no one makes the mistake of trusting kids around you.

---
And my reply:
---
Awww, some bleeding heart called me rude. Like I care. Let me tell you, I give a shit if someone is "at risk" or not, once they put someone in the hospital because they cannot, for whatever reason, live up to normal standards of civilized behavior.

Besides, what did I say was rude, huh? I said nothing that was untrue. You, and LIBERAL OLD FART #1, and CRAZY CAT LADY are a part of the problem. You are giving these kids a pass on their violence.

It's called the soft bigotry of lowered expectations. Look it up, racist.

-----
Anyhow, WHEEE

Posted by: GMan at December 04, 2015 11:54 PM (nPdsm)

442 "Ha, maybe Lauren was that girl who scared the crap out of me in the Bookstop."

Haha, probably. I apparently scared many boys. I'm seriously the worst at knowingly flirting though. "Here..let me try to make a joke and trail off midway through because I lack confidence to complete it because you'll think it's stupid oh god I'm rambling kill me now"

Actually, that's basically my interaction with any other human.

Posted by: Lauren at December 04, 2015 11:54 PM (Z/8dZ)

443 "Yeah seemed to go fairly well, then....thud. "


Oh, well. What are you gonna do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:54 PM (BgWe5)

444 Damn Robert Loggia died. Loved him in Scarface.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2015 11:55 PM (4ErVI)

445 Do we have any definitive proof yet that the CO shooter was going after PP?

Of course not. The media went with the story of somebody claiming to have heard him say, "no more baby parts", which hasn't been confirmed, because they have no interest in confirming it. It served the narrative.
The guy lived in a shed in the woods with no electricity. I doubt he was up to date on the PP videos.

Posted by: gewa76 at December 04, 2015 11:56 PM (S9rS1)

446 "Here..let me try to make a joke and trail off midway through because I lack confidence to complete it because you'll think it's stupid oh god I'm rambling kill me now"




What's the punchline?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2015 11:56 PM (WPXbi)

447 "They are advocating a repeal of the 2nd amendment more or less. "

So, what kind of gun is everyone getting for Christmas?

Posted by: Lauren at December 04, 2015 11:56 PM (Z/8dZ)

448 "What's the punchline? "

Me chugging the last of my wine and running away.

Posted by: Lauren at December 04, 2015 11:57 PM (Kqit+)

449 They why is The Federalist going along with that claim?

In fact, since 1993, nine abortion-related murders have occurred in the United States- including the recent shooting in Colorado Springs - and it is nine too many.

Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2015 11:57 PM (LTDSy)

450 See you later.
/sock-change non-comment

Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 11:58 PM (xodPA)

451 In fact, since 1993, nine abortion-related
murders have occurred in the United States- including the recent
shooting in Colorado Springs - and it is nine too many.

Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2015 11:57 PM (LTDSy)


So for context, there's probably been more people killed over games of Monopoly since 1993 than over Abortion...

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 04, 2015 11:58 PM (HalrA)

452 Blanc sparked protests after it emerged that his seminars included bizarre techniques for seducing women such as a chokehold.

And talking like Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 04, 2015 11:58 PM (FkBIv)

453 Yeah, that Federalist quote pissed me off too. Maybe the TDS is affecting their other columns as well.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2015 11:59 PM (xodPA)

454 398
Anything Vince is hawking has to be good

Is he German?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2015 11:59 PM (o78gS)

455 Robert Loggia was BIG.

He'll be missed.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 12:00 AM (NVddU)

456 445
The guy lived in a shed in the woods with no electricity. I doubt he was up to date on the PP videos.
Posted by: gewa76 at December 04, 2015 11:56 PM (S9rS1)


Hell, I'm on the internet every day and *I* haven't even watched them. I've only read about them here.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 12:00 AM (sdi6R)

457 I am not being entertained.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (vb33c)

458 "Me chugging the last of my wine and running away."


Now you stop that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (wdgkU)

459 They why is The Federalist going along with that claim?

In fact, since 1993, nine abortion-related murders have occurred in the United States- including the recent shooting in Colorado Springs - and it is nine too many.


Technically, it is abortion-related because it happened at a PP clinic.

Posted by: gewa76 at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (S9rS1)

460 And then what? These shootings would still happen. Problem not solved. Fuckin' idiots.

Posted by: CDR M at December 04, 2015 11:52 PM (SCx0h)


They don't care about solving the problem. They rather like having the problem, actually, as it gives them an excuse to stay in power. The instant it's solved, the need for the powers is gone.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (HalrA)

461 Loggia was good in Armed and Dangerous too, but others stole the show.

"Shut up and sign the fucking form."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (4ErVI)

462 Putin's trolololo against Ergodan:
http://tinyurl.com/jv8nmzc

"Allah has decided to punish you"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (6FqZa)

463 ...since 1993, nine abortion-related murders have occurred in the United States...

----

Actually, in that time, there have been over 20 million abortion-related murders in the US.

Posted by: RKae at December 05, 2015 12:01 AM (HiSOA)

464 Janine Melnitz: You're very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too.

Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead.

Janine Melnitz: Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies?

Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

https://youtu.be/D3v_ogRaTf4

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 12:02 AM (9YDUz)

465 Robert Loggia was BIG.

He'll be missed.
Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 12:00 AM (NVddU)


you did that wrong. you meant to say robert loggia was a big actor.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:03 AM (vb33c)

466 "I am not being entertained."


You want me to tap-dance, sing?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:03 AM (wdgkU)

467 It's really a shame that the terrorists house that our media saw fit to storm wasn't rigged to blow.

It's 99% their fault we are in this fuckin mess to begin with.

I could go on and on about how they continuously put America in danger and how their bias has all but destroyed any sense of objectivity.
REAL and IMPORTANT facts are either buried or just plain omitted from their narrative. Gotta focus on trivial STUPID shit like the color of the presidents skin, (or their sexuality). Its like letting fucking TMZ be in charge of government watch dog. It's beyond fuckin sad and I wake up EVERY FUCKING DAY now and wonder how many more Americans are going to die thanks to Obama's complete derelict of duty. Thanks to his knee pad wearing army of lap dogs, his policy goes by unchecked and blindly defended because black.

You notice none of these news outlets EVER worry about being targeted by the Islamic camel fuckers.. They understand that our media is either willfully or unknowingly HELPING them by constantly spreading the "backlash" myth.

I can only hope that our country DOES NOT elect a democrat or a RINO because itf thats the case, its all over for this country. It may already be too late now. What a stupid time to be alive. What a fucking absolute embarrassment of a populace. Sickening

Posted by: Triple Twenty at December 05, 2015 12:03 AM (ficNf)

468 "457 I am not being entertained."

*throws confetti*

Posted by: Lauren at December 05, 2015 12:04 AM (Kqit+)

469 "I am not being entertained."


You want me to tap-dance, sing?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:03 AM (wdgkU)




meh, whatever, I am too bored to pick one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:04 AM (vb33c)

470 *throws confetti*
Posted by: Lauren at December 05, 2015 12:04 AM (Kqit+)



its a start anyway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:05 AM (vb33c)

471
"Happily ever after" is losing your soul to your ginger for 48 years.

I still think I got the better end of that deal.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 05, 2015 12:05 AM (jeCnD)

472 @437...
CDR M .....

Larry Correia

Monsterhunternation . Com ...

Guns and vultures....

Good fodder for a future overnight thread?

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 05, 2015 12:05 AM (5XLfr)

473 I'm seriously the worst at knowingly flirting though. "Here..let me try to make a joke and trail off midway through because I lack confidence to complete it because you'll think it's stupid oh god I'm rambling kill me now"
---
Exactly. Shame that in person conversation can't be as relaxing as combox communication.

I hate the uncertainty of chatting someone up. It's why I prefer the certainty of a transaction.

Still can't believe there are Modern Men pathetic enough to hire "cuddle buddies", though.

Posted by: The Bear at December 05, 2015 12:06 AM (V/11D)

474 YankeeFifth, for your entertainment, here is a Russian Army Choir doing backing vocals for "Besame Mucho"

Watch for the maracas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYaKx7RYL2I

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:06 AM (q2o38)

475 I linked it...

@ 472...

Guns and vultures.....

Larry Correia

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 05, 2015 12:07 AM (5XLfr)

476 irongrampa , since it's been 48 years with your redhead and she didn't pledge bay'a to the caliph in all that time, yeah, you lucked out

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 12:07 AM (6FqZa)

477
Robert Loggia was a perfect Robert Loggia.

He created and filled the Robert Loggia niche to perfection.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:07 AM (rjtGa)

478 Technically, it is abortion-related because it happened at a PP clinic.
Posted by: gewa76


Wasn't he inside the clinic shooting out rather than outside shooting in?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 12:07 AM (FkBIv)

479 I make it a point not to interact with the other humans.
Never works out well for anyone involved.

Posted by: Garrett at December 05, 2015 12:08 AM (/obXb)

480 is anyone mentioning or discussing that in addition to being a terrorist syed whatshisname is also a traitor? I say we string his traitorous meat sack up and let the crows have him, maybe throw him in a pig sty.


and another thing, is there some reason we waited so long to find a picture of his jihadi whore? why not simply put up a uday / quasay style photo so we can see what she looks like now?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:09 AM (vb33c)

481 "meh, whatever, I am too bored to pick one."


Singing now.

You hear?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:09 AM (vfK78)

482 I can only hope that our country DOES NOT elect a
democrat or a RINO because itf thats the case, its all over for this
country. It may already be too late now. What a stupid time to be alive.
What a fucking absolute embarrassment of a populace. Sickening


Posted by: Triple Twenty at December 05, 2015 12:03 AM (ficNf)

Yeah. Nailed it. It may already be too late, but if the USA fucks up again, we're fork-level done and it's time for an exodus. I'm not going to sit still and be slaughtered because my politicians were too stupid to hold onto the most powerful nation in history.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:10 AM (HalrA)

483 I make it a point not to interact with the other humans.
Never works out well for anyone involved.


You have to stop growling and biting.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:10 AM (rjtGa)

484 Wasn't he inside the clinic shooting out rather than outside shooting in?
Posted by: Bertram
--------------

Stop screwing with the narrative.

Posted by: MSM at December 05, 2015 12:10 AM (9mTYi)

485
You notice none of these news outlets EVER worry about being
targeted by the Islamic camel fuckers.. They understand that our media
is either willfully or unknowingly HELPING them by constantly spreading
the "backlash" myth.


I wonder how much the average cable network gets in "advertising" revenue to provide the right slant. And if they think that keeps them immune.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:11 AM (q2o38)

486 Send lawyers, guns, and money and get me out of here.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 05, 2015 12:12 AM (c2krM)

487 Don't scratch your chin with your foot.

It's a bad look. Unless she's into that.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:12 AM (rjtGa)

488 YankeeFifth, for your entertainment, here is a Russian Army Choir doing backing vocals for "Besame Mucho"

Watch for the maracas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYaKx7RYL2I
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:06 AM (q2o3



hey, now that is entertaining, especially the maracas!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:13 AM (vb33c)

489 Looking at Tashfin's face, I'm detecting a suspicious pale blot over the left lower lip.

Could be makeup over a cold sore.

That's right, jihadis! When you visit Saudi to pick up your Believer bride, you'll be coming back with a gift that will last forever!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 12:14 AM (6FqZa)

490 "He created and filled the Robert Loggia niche to perfection."


Ya know, he really did.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:14 AM (0q3yz)

491 I wonder how much the average cable network gets in
"advertising" revenue to provide the right slant. And if they think that
keeps them immune.


Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:11 AM (q2o3


And that advertising money comes from the political class's crony corps. I never understood how they were able to keep such a stranglehold on the media, but now it makes perfect sense. They're paying for it!

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:14 AM (HalrA)

492 You hear?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:09 AM (vfK7


ah yes the dulcet tones, wait are you singing the love boat theme?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:14 AM (vb33c)

493 Yep, looks like the NYT went all about servicing Barack with its Gun Epidemic page one Editorial. Not eliminating 2nd amendment, or talking about all guns. This is my favorite part , especially the "for the good of their fellow citizens"

"Certain kinds of weapons, like the slightly modified combat rifles used
in California, and certain kinds of ammunition, must be outlawed for
civilian ownership. It is possible to define those guns in a clear and
effective way and, yes, it would require Americans who own those kinds
of weapons to give them up for the good of their fellow citizens.

Posted by: gracepmc at December 05, 2015 12:15 AM (OU4q6)

494 we should have dragged syed whatshis name and his jihadi whore to the dump behind a garbage truck followed by a street sweeper.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:16 AM (vb33c)

495 486
Send lawyers, guns, and money and get me out of here.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 05, 2015 12:12 AM (c2krM)


The way the world's going, there won't be any use for lawyers.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:16 AM (HalrA)

496 Ya know, he really did.

See Also: Christopher Walken, Steve Buscemi.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:16 AM (rjtGa)

497 ", yes, it would require Americans who own those kinds
of weapons to give them up for the good of their fellow citizens."

Good luck with that one, guys.

Posted by: Lauren at December 05, 2015 12:17 AM (Kqit+)

498 I hate the uncertainty of chatting someone up. Posted by: The Bear

Ursine courtship rituals do seem simpler. Maybe I could buy some smoked salmon and leave it in a lady's mailbox...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 12:17 AM (6FqZa)

499 494
we should have dragged syed whatshis name and his jihadi whore to the dump behind a garbage truck followed by a street sweeper.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:16 AM (vb33c)


They should be buried in pig guts.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:17 AM (HalrA)

500 @486 lawyers, guns & money

Awesome song
Awesome way to live

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 05, 2015 12:18 AM (MwNIp)

501 I make it a point not to interact with the other humans. Never works out well for anyone involved.

Posted by: Garrett
---
You mean in meatspace. You're interacting with humans by commenting here. We're nor all NSA bots you know.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 12:18 AM (V/11D)

502 Evenin' horde.

*scrolls up

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 05, 2015 12:19 AM (9jeGC)

503 Garrett you come across rather nicely here.

Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:19 AM (rjtGa)

504 it would require Americans who own those kinds

of weapons to give them up for the good of their fellow citizens.

Posted by: gracepmc at December 05, 2015 12:15 AM (OU4q6)


Evil is always done in the name of the greater good.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:20 AM (HalrA)

505 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2015 12:20 AM (YJmuy)

506 They should be buried in pig guts.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 12:17 AM (HalrA)


my only disagreement is I am not sure it is fair to the swine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:20 AM (vb33c)

507 "ah yes the dulcet tones, wait are you singing the love boat theme?"


Oh, no. That wasn't me. I was singing "No Time to Kill" by Clint Black.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:20 AM (w7i/t)

508 493 Yep, looks like the NYT went all about servicing Barack with its Gun Epidemic page one Editorial. Not eliminating 2nd amendment, or talking about all guns. This is my favorite part , especially the "for the good of their fellow citizens"

"Certain kinds of weapons, like the slightly modified combat rifles used
in California, and certain kinds of ammunition, must be outlawed for
civilian ownership. It is possible to define those guns in a clear and
effective way and, yes, it would require Americans who own those kinds
of weapons to give them up for the good of their fellow citizens.
Posted by: gracepmc at December 05, 2015 12:15 AM (OU4q6)



D-Lamp was being much too reticent about what those treasonous fucks deserve.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 12:21 AM (sdi6R)

509 I see on Facebook that I am a huge hit with the millennials!

Posted by: Zombie Commie Trumbo at December 05, 2015 12:21 AM (Dwehj)

510
"Certain kinds of weapons, like the slightly modified combat rifles used
in California, and certain kinds of ammunition, must be outlawed for
civilian ownership. It is possible to define those guns in a clear and
effective way and, yes, it would require Americans who own those kinds
of weapons to give them up for the good of their fellow citizens.

Posted by: gracepmc


The scholars and gentlemen at the NYT intentionally ignore the fact that CA gun laws explicitly make ownership of certain classes and specific firearms illegal.

There's a CA list of approved firearms.

The CA legislature already has done what they propose.

The NYT editors are scholars and gentlemen to the last.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (9YDUz)

511 You can't allow yourself to get to the point where you're anti-you.

Give yourself a freakin break once in a while.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (rjtGa)

512 I like my dogs more than I like most people

1st cop points a laser at my dogs will be the last gun her/she handles Period

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (pahrJ)

513 so nothing on the mini coopers? no one else feels the hate?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (vb33c)

514 "Garrett you come across rather nicely here.

Just sayin."


That's very nice of you to say, eleven.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (lnNh5)

515 Don't scratch your chin with your foot. It's a bad look. Unless she's into that.
Posted by: eleven
---
Can I scratch my chin with her foot?

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 05, 2015 12:24 AM (V/11D)

516 "You mean in meatspace. You're interacting with humans by commenting here. We're nor all NSA bots you know."

Speak for your....your...your...self

Posted by: StrawMan at December 05, 2015 12:24 AM (c2krM)

517 Watched 'Kill the Messenger' tonight.

Would love to have another Gary Webb. Don't care what he is reporting.

Ethics. What dat?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 05, 2015 12:24 AM (9jeGC)

518 All of America could soon be as safe as Paris!

Posted by: gun-free zones at December 05, 2015 12:25 AM (ewS4W)

519 It was like the rainbow coalition, but with guns and a clue.

Larry Correia......

His book are outstanding as well.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 05, 2015 12:25 AM (5XLfr)

520 I like my dogs more than I like most people

1st cop points a laser at my dogs will be the last gun her/she handles Period
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (pahrJ)




well who doesn't like their dogs more? Same here, mess with my dogs and I will activate the kaiser soze plan.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:25 AM (vb33c)

521 Time for the old folk. Range time to exercise the 1911 tomorrow.

Always remember, especially in these times, that we are AMERICANS, so the head is held HIGH.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 05, 2015 12:26 AM (jeCnD)

522 Sorry yankee...not feeling the Mini Cooper hate.

I think they look kinda nice. The price tag is extremely pretentious and hipstery if that's what you mean.

I can agree with that.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:26 AM (rjtGa)

523 What is missing today is genuine outrage in/by the media. What is happening is transparently obvious, i.e., muslim influenced violence. At one time, just ordinary American interest would have produced that outrage. Not so anymore. PC run amok via inculcation in academe has taken its toll.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2015 12:26 AM (9mTYi)

524 @478

It hasn't been established he actually shot anyone.

Could have been the cops returning fire that killed those people.

Don't trust anything coming from the Media or the regime.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2015 12:26 AM (Z/0sh)

525 Poop swastikas might send the right message.

Posted by: Mini Cooper Nihilist at December 05, 2015 12:27 AM (Moh0M)

526 Yeah, you people aren't real.
You can't be.
That would mean Ace is real.

...and everyone knows Ewok never developed the capacity for interstellar transportation.
So. either i have been grossly deceived about the technological advances made on Endor in recent decades, or you are all imaginary.

Posted by: Garrett at December 05, 2015 12:27 AM (/obXb)

527 Can I scratch my chin with her foot?

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino


Yes!

Posted by: Marv Albert at December 05, 2015 12:27 AM (9YDUz)

528 My eyelids are getting heavy.

Have a good night, all y'all miscreants and misanthropes!

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2015 12:27 AM (vsbNu)

529 " I like my dogs more than I like most people."


Dogs can have better sense than people. Send 'em out to do a job and they do it. People? Excuses and bullshit and crap.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:27 AM (lnNh5)

530 1st cop points a laser at my dogs will be the last gun her/she handles Period

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at December 05, 2015 12:23 AM (pahrJ

Friends used to test limits on what they could joke about with me.

My friend who I was best man at his wedding.... Wifey told him to shut the fuck up about my dog. Line... Don't cross it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 05, 2015 12:28 AM (9jeGC)

531 I ran across this story randomly and I had to share.

Oh those Saudis...

Maid from Morocco? No thanks, say Saudi wives
Feel Moroccan women are beautiful and could snatch their husbands


http://tinyurl.com/6866msf

This part is great...

"Some of them said Moroccan women are so attractive that their husbands could easily fall for them...others said Moroccans are good at magic and sorcery and that this could enable them to lure their husbands."

Oh, and apparently what an attractive Moroccan woman looks like;

http://tinyurl.com/6kdd7t3

Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2015 12:28 AM (5LOno)

532 Can I scratch my chin with her foot?

Only on the third date. Then you're in like flint baby.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:29 AM (rjtGa)

533 Thanks, eleven.

Posted by: Garrett at December 05, 2015 12:29 AM (/obXb)

534 Sorry yankee...not feeling the Mini Cooper hate.

I think they look kinda nice. The price tag is extremely pretentious and hipstery if that's what you mean.

I can agree with that.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:26 AM (rjtGa)




yeah but that is everything, pay way too much for too little relative to every car in the class.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:29 AM (vb33c)

535 so nothing on the mini coopers? no one else feels the hate?
Posted by: yankeefifth
---------------

Just latent resentment that a British icon is now a German BMW. That resentment *does* attach itself to the drivers. Very few of them would be driving and appreciating the real thing. Most just like the image.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2015 12:29 AM (9mTYi)

536 I ran across this story randomly and I had to share.

Oh those Saudis...

Maid from Morocco? No thanks, say Saudi wives
Feel Moroccan women are beautiful and could snatch their husband

Posted by: 18-1


Sad part is that accusations of witchcraft are sometimes prosecuted and result in death of the accused.

#FunTimes

Posted by: Marv Albert at December 05, 2015 12:30 AM (9YDUz)

537 Thanks, eleven.

De nada bro.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:31 AM (rjtGa)

538 Crap.

Gotta go beddy-by.




Saturday morn'...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2015 12:33 AM (9O5Nj)

539 its

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:33 AM (vb33c)

540 If any of the awkward flirters out there want some (obviously completely unsolicited) friendly but sincere advice from a long-time 94% lurker - 1% commenter - 5% sock puppeteer, here's something I've found helps.

(And don't question my Mathy Science deniers!)

I'm hardly a stallion, but I've done ok for myself over the years, and in my experience most women, of all ages, don't want boring and predictable, but a bit of fun (duh).

So if it doesn't always come naturally (obviously very common with many guys, myself included), a decent mental approach...and yes, this sounds a bit weird...is to talk to the ladies that you're interested in like you would a little sister that you care about (or female cousin, longtime platonic female friend, etc.). And if you don't have one of those, pretend what it would be like if you do.

By which I mean have some fun. Friendly teasing. Don't take her or yourself too seriously.

Obviously, most ladies (feminazi man-hating leftoids excepted) like a man who is/seems confident. Again...duh.

Point being, even if you're a confident person generally but seem to lose that a bit around those you would like to date (because we start thinking about placing our penis in desirable places), taking on that mindset can work wonders.

The natural confidence will come later if things start going well.

Just my 2.7 cents CAD.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 05, 2015 12:33 AM (kHgvV)

541 so

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:34 AM (vb33c)

542 slow

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:34 AM (vb33c)

543 Dammit. Didn't do worth shit at the poker tournament tonight. Kinda hard to win when you only get ONE pocket pair the entire night (out of about 300 hands I played. You should get dealt pairs about once every 15 hands or so on average.)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 05, 2015 12:35 AM (Wo9OY)

544 so nothing on the mini coopers? no one else feels the hate?

Posted by: yankeefifth
****

It seems like either slowpokes or douchebags drive them.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 12:37 AM (hVdx9)

545 I like my dogs more than I like most people

1st cop points a laser at my dogs will be the last gun her/she handles Period

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

---

I miss the misanthropic bitch.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 12:37 AM (V/11D)

546 Do I have to keep entertaining you YankeeFifth?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqrERNjCjQQ

(accordion warning)

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:37 AM (q2o38)

547 It's late, and I'm tired.

'Night all.

Posted by: Blano at December 05, 2015 12:38 AM (rkBpl)

548 It seems like either slowpokes or douchebags drive them.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 12:37 AM (hVdx9)


YES! You the man!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:39 AM (vb33c)

549 Never had much animosity towards the Mini Cooper. Just the guys that drive them. Not the chicks. The men.

Posted by: Garrett at December 05, 2015 12:39 AM (/obXb)

550 Do I have to keep entertaining you YankeeFifth?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqrERNjCjQQ

(accordion warning)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:37 AM (q2o3




someones has to, I seem incapable of doing it myself.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:40 AM (vb33c)

551 Hahaha....give em up. Funny.

KAC LPR Mod 2 left Titusville today.... eta early next week.

Yep, right time, right place. Excited to say the least.

I sometimes wonder if the NYT guys get the same feeling when they hear a new safe space tell all is being shipped next week.....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 05, 2015 12:40 AM (5XLfr)

552 For the good of their fellow citizens, all leftist shitheels should relocate to the North Eastern coast cities and secede.

Then they can ban all their non-existent guns, pretend Utopia is on the way, and in 18 months get stabbed to death with sharpened screwdriver in a dank alleyway for a can of peaches.

IN America, we have the right to own a fully stocked, armed, and loaded frigate of war according to James Madison. "Shall not be infringed" has no wiggle.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 05, 2015 12:40 AM (7O9ts)

553 539
its

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1SZrZbRMA

Posted by: Anachronda at December 05, 2015 12:40 AM (o78gS)

554 someones has to, I seem incapable of doing it myself.
Posted by: yankeefifth


waaaaaaaaah!

Posted by: handbabies at December 05, 2015 12:41 AM (9YDUz)

555 For the good of their fellow citizens, all leftist shitheels should relocate to the North Eastern coast cities and secede.

It might tip over.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2015 12:42 AM (FkBIv)

556 Do I have to keep entertaining you YankeeFifth?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqrERNjCjQQ

(accordion warning)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:37 AM (q2o3



well it was pretty entertaining, metal accordion.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:43 AM (vb33c)

557 Best not depend on me. I may flip from Polish soft-rock to Cumbias in a blink of an ojo.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:43 AM (q2o38)

558 Word!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 05, 2015 12:43 AM (kHgvV)

559 Moroccans (and Algerians) have that Berber in them. They never did buy into all that Arab patriarchy bullshit.

Actually they never bought into much of any of that Arab bullshit. The Kabyle in Algeria talked to my parents in French and refused Arabic

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 12:46 AM (6FqZa)

560 KAC LPR Mod 2?
Googles, sees is high end AR-15. Swoons at price tag.

I hope it brings you lots of fun and runs flawlessly.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 12:46 AM (hVdx9)

561 we should keep the east coast, send lefties to the west coast and start fracking like mad on the east side of the san andreas.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:47 AM (vb33c)

562 Just my 2.7 cents CAD.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck
---
Very interesting. Post a paypal account or site, and if that works I'll make you a donation.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 12:47 AM (V/11D)

563 Send the lefties to Cuba and Venezuela. They seem to think those places are so wonderful.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 12:49 AM (hVdx9)

564 I think if I ever return to the Maghreb I'll stick with the amazigh and avoid every place arab-speaking

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 12:51 AM (6FqZa)

565 so nothing on the mini coopers? no one else feels the hate?

Posted by: yankeefifth


I've hated them since I first saw one. They're turd mobiles.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 12:51 AM (zc3Db)

566 Send the lefties to Cuba and Venezuela.

You're waayyy too kind. How 'bout North Korea?

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 05, 2015 12:53 AM (044Fx)

567 we should keep the east coast, send lefties to the west coast and start fracking like mad on the east side of the san andreas.
Posted by: yankeefifth
---
And let the Cascadia Subduction Zone do its thing.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 12:54 AM (V/11D)

568 Very interesting. Post a paypal account or site, and if that works I'll make you a donation.

Thanks, but no need. If it saves just one couch from being fucked, that's all the payment I need.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 05, 2015 12:54 AM (kHgvV)

569 Off Mensa sock!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 05, 2015 12:55 AM (kHgvV)

570 I never saw the reason to drive a gas-powered golf cart. I know a lot of women find them irresistible, but that is because they are small, and tiny.

To quote some radio host, "The last thing you would get out of a 50 foot tall woman would be a rampage.
The first thing would be for her to run around cooing, 'Oooooh, how cuuuuuute' at all the miniature things in her world."

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 12:55 AM (q2o38)

571 I've hated them since I first saw one. They're turd mobiles.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 12:51 AM (zc3Db)


you also the man!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 12:55 AM (vb33c)

572 You're waayyy too kind. How 'bout North Korea?


Posted by: JQ Flyover
****

Easier to get them into the other places.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 12:55 AM (hVdx9)

573 Actually they never bought into much of any of that Arab bullshit. The Kabyle in Algeria talked to my parents in French and refused Arabic
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


If you were a Byzantine emperor like Justin II or later, what would you have done to fend off the MENA invasion?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 12:55 AM (9YDUz)

574 I've hated them since I first saw one. They're turd mobiles.

If they were like $9000 which they should be I would think they were pretty cool.

American sedans are the boring things on the planet.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:56 AM (rjtGa)

575 Easier to get them into the other places.

Oh, right-- asap, please!

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 05, 2015 12:57 AM (044Fx)

576 To quote some radio host, "The last thing you would get out of a 50 foot tall woman would be a rampage.
The first thing would be for her to run around cooing, 'Oooooh, how cuuuuuute' at all the miniature things in her world."


That's so awesome cause it's true!

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:58 AM (rjtGa)

577 Holy Cattle?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 12:59 AM (EzgxV)

578 >>>Send the lefties to Cuba and Venezuela.

You're waayyy too kind. How 'bout North Korea?

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 05, 2015 12:53 AM (044Fx)


Meh. Just send them anywhere. Leftists seem tot hink that eery other country is closer to their ideal than this one so they have a whole world to choose from. They have no excuse to stay here, in a country that they consider evil, backward, violent, nasty and not worthy of their high ideals. For leftists, this society is the one they think is the worst in the world so they can go anywhere and it would be more to their liking. ANd if they were to go anywhere it would be more to my liking, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 12:59 AM (zc3Db)

579 What's worse, mini, "Smart" car, or Fiat 500?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2015 12:59 AM (YJmuy)

580 What would suck about a giant woman would be if she had bad breath.

amirite?

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:01 AM (rjtGa)

581 Over at the WH there was a "holiday party" (like San Bernadino holiday party but nobody dies) with the likes of DeRay McKesson BLM who met with Loretta Lynch also. What do we want? Dead Cops. When do we want them? Now. (Rev Al and BLM) Thugs . Every last one of them.

Posted by: gracepmc at December 05, 2015 01:01 AM (OU4q6)

582 What's worse, mini, "Smart" car, or Fiat 500?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2015 12:59 AM (YJmuy)


Smarts car. Hands down. They're so annoying that even in San Francisco it was sport to flip them over in the street.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 01:02 AM (zc3Db)

583 Smart Car.

Posted by: Garrett at December 05, 2015 01:03 AM (/obXb)

584 Smart Cars are for dinks.

Dink cars for dinks.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:04 AM (rjtGa)

585 One of the ladies-at-work's husband bought a smart car. Unfortunately they live up a gravel road. They had to trade it in, they beat it to death driving to and from town.

I had to drive a Prius into back roads to talk to people in orchards. I was sad that they got rid of the Cherokee.


Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2015 01:04 AM (q2o38)

586 Oh, and apparently what an attractive Moroccan woman looks like;

http://tinyurl.com/6kdd7t3

Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2015 12:28 AM (5LOno)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqu1nd3Zu8

Posted by: Meido! at December 05, 2015 01:05 AM (vBeA5)

587 Justin II was tragic: he had the good idea that he shouldn't pay tribute to every damn barbarian, but he made the mistake of ceasing payment to everyone at once. He probably should have concentrated on the Persians.

But it's easy to see these things in hindsight. Future historians will wonder why we spent all that money on welfare-payments to our own tribes of barbarians. And maybe other historians will counter-argue that it was that or a civil war at the worst possible time. And then *others* will say that it was too late by 2015, like it was possibly too late for Justin II in 565.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 01:05 AM (6FqZa)

588 Smarts car. Hands down. They're so annoying that even in San Francisco it was sport to flip them over in the street.

Heh. Forgot about the SF sport of "car tipping".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2015 01:06 AM (YJmuy)

589 For leftists, this society is the one they think is the worst in the world so they can go anywhere and it would be more to their liking.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


If only, and only if they don't admit it.

Evan Sayet has the better of the descriptions of the Leftist mind, even if it was a bit scattered.

The majority of them can't go anywhere on their open-minded, horizon-gazing, willful naevite. Witness one worldly Barack Hussein Obama, the mono-linguist.

The US Left is by and large a timid and parochial lot.

Parts abroad that don't fit their exotic ideal are disposable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:08 AM (9YDUz)

590 Plus Smart Cars are so impractical.

No way you could take a covered golf cart on a highway.

And they only hold one person realistically.

One dink that is.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:08 AM (rjtGa)

591 There's a Smart car in my apt complex that is plastered with rabidly left wing stickers.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2015 01:09 AM (hVdx9)

592 579
What's worse, mini, "Smart" car, or Fiat 500?

Well, in Detroit, a Fiat would be classified as a Death Mobile.

As for the Smart Car, that's a Libtard Death Mobile.

A Mini is a Euro trash Death Mobile.

/if you get in an accident, they'll be picking you up with a wet vac!

Posted by: Your Betters at the MSM and in the Government at December 05, 2015 01:09 AM (9JJgN)

593 Smart Cars
-------
I told my wife that I could easily see some drunk frat football player picking one up and crushing it on his forehead.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 05, 2015 01:10 AM (9iR5/)

594 590
Plus Smart Cars are so impractical.



No way you could take a covered golf cart on a highway.


I once saw one on I-15 between Baker and Vegas.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 05, 2015 01:10 AM (o78gS)

595
OK late ona Friday and actually a reaction to an ONT link, but wow.

Forced myself to read the first few paragraphs of the WaPo thing about the "backlash" fears among Muslims in America.

Yep, as you would guess - not a single bit of "backlash" to be found. Nothing. Oh, much wailing and moaning and fear and anguish and even - brace yourself - "exhaustion" attested to by several elite Beltway type professional Muslims (as in, their profession more or less *is* their religious identity).

No backlash. So, the headling and topic are, typically, unconnected from any actual reality on this planet.

But it gets worse. You see, among the triggers for all this really horrific Muslim angst is ..... rhetoric of GOP prez candidates (no examples provided, oddly). Yep. Oh, and it gets worse. You see, Trump "called for" registration of Muslims. Recall the idiotic non-story of Trump working a receiving line and half-responding to some oddball shouted question in a noisy environment.

And people actually read this nonsense, and, lacking critical thinking skills or substantive or life experience, probably think "wow, that's terrible". Just cannot get over the degradation of the American populace, that such idiocy as this WaPo piece could even make it into print.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2015 01:11 AM (QDnY+)

596 I once saw one on I-15 between Baker and Vegas.

What had it fallen off of?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2015 01:11 AM (YJmuy)

597 There was a story here a few months back about a UK lefty professor who started a lefty utopiaxn commune. It didn't quite end up Jonestown, but devolved into madness, filth, and starvation. Lefties may be arrogant, but I don't think they would voluntarily separate. Most subconsciously know this is what happens when it's only them composing a society.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 01:12 AM (V/11D)

598 I once saw one on I-15 between Baker and Vegas.

And I can guarantee you they never did that again after that harrowing experience.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:12 AM (rjtGa)

599 What's worse, mini, "Smart" car, or Fiat 500?

Wait 'til you guys start see this Google car around:

https://tinyurl.com/nvqygy3

If we must use cars, Our Betters would rather humiliate us in a Tele-Tubbie mobile.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2015 01:13 AM (RrDm2)

600 All of this reminds me of the send-up Limbaugh did on the Yugo. Here's the video, if you haven't seen it. Damned funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzKUt4OtE8

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2015 01:14 AM (9mTYi)

601 If the price of beef doesn't drop soon, you're going to be hearing about holey cows a lot more often.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 01:14 AM (NVddU)

602 People actually pay for this? Dating coach charges $3,500 to teach men how to flirt.


I'm completely unskilled in this area but wouldn't pay that much to learn. However, it would be helpful for folks to recognize that it isn't something that just comes naturally to everyone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 01:15 AM (kpqmD)

603 Yep, as you would guess - not a single bit of "backlash" to be found.

But the mosque in Peterborough Ontario!!!eleventy!!

/leftard

That such incidents (when not manufactured) stand out precisely because they're so rare is Not To Be Discussed.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 05, 2015 01:16 AM (kHgvV)

604 But it's easy to see these things in hindsight. Future historians will wonder why we spent all that money on welfare-payments to our own tribes of barbarians. And maybe other historians will counter-argue that it was that or a civil war at the worst possible time. And then *others* will say that it was too late by 2015, like it was possibly too late for Justin II in 565.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Too true, but the WhatIf bug was burrowing into my Stupid Counterfactual because some a-hole on the radio reminded me that The Ottoman empire unwraveled because of WWI.

Like many wishful thinkers, if WWI had never happened I have to think much of our current situation wouldn't exist.

Far afield and pointless speculation, of course, do you think that if somehow WWI could have been avoided would A) The Soviet Union have sprung up, B ) Would the Mid-East still be nothing but a bunch of tribal territories?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:16 AM (9YDUz)

605 Hey everybody. Sorry to be so late. Talkin' cars?

I agree, it seems American cars these days are the boringest things on earth. The only ones that seem to have some power and style are the revamps of the Mustang and GTO.

But then, be careful what you ask for. I think the last really boldly designed American car was, of all things, the Aztek, and we all saw how that turned out. (Yick.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 01:16 AM (ntObR)

606 Dating coach charges $3,500 to teach men how to flirt.

If I were to learn, why would I ever stop?

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2015 01:18 AM (RrDm2)

607 D-Lamp was being much too reticent about what those treasonous fucks deserve.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2015 12:21 AM (sdi6R)


Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 05, 2015 01:19 AM (WWdgA)

608 Lefties may be arrogant, but I don't think they would voluntarily separate. Most subconsciously know this is what happens when it's only them composing a society.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner


Too bad no video. No, seriously, one has to admire O'Keefes methods.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:19 AM (9YDUz)

609 Lefties are great at composing societies. Bill Ayers was sure he could fix the US at a cost of only 25 million dead.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2015 01:23 AM (+azJs)

610 Ah jeez.

Just read that the UPS distribution center in San Bernardino was evacuated tonight, because... a package came in addressed to the shooters.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2015 01:24 AM (ntObR)

611 601 If the price of beef doesn't drop soon, you're going to be hearing about holey cows a lot more often.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 01:14 AM (NVddU)



My E-spaghetti teacher always said the reply was "Pass a bean!"

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 01:25 AM (EzgxV)

612 "Dating coach charges $3,500 to teach men how to flirt."

Remember the two rules.

Rule #1: Man cracks jokes and pays compliments to a woman who finds him attractive: flirting.

Rule #2: Man cracks jokes and pays compliments to a woman who does not find him attractive: sexual harassment.

Have fun out there, guys! Remember to "be yourselves"! Also, to have a good lawyer on retainer.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2015 01:27 AM (noWW6)

613 But then, be careful what you ask for. I think the last really boldly designed American car was, of all things, the Aztek, and we all saw how that turned out. (Yick.)

I don't need bold. I just can't fathom why American sedans have to look like the car version of a minivan.

Is making the lines and curves so much more expensive in the sheet metal department? And the wheels? WTF is up with that?

American car designers are the worst in the world.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:27 AM (rjtGa)

614 To quote some radio host, "The last thing you would get out of a 50 foot tall woman would be a rampage.
The first thing would be for her to run around cooing, 'Oooooh, how cuuuuuute' at all the miniature things in her world."

That's so awesome cause it's true!
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 12:58 AM (rjtGa)



you could not be more wrong. only reason women do not beat men is because they are smaller. heck even then they try.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:28 AM (vb33c)

615 Like many wishful thinkers, if WWI had never happened I have to think much of our current situation wouldn't exist.

I believe that.

Far afield and pointless speculation, of course, do you think that if somehow WWI could have been avoided would A) The Soviet Union have sprung up, B ) Would the Mid-East still be nothing but a bunch of tribal territories?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:16 AM (9YDUz)


A). The Communist revolution needed the war. No Revolution without it. The Austro-Hungarian Empire would have peacefully (initially) split up in the 20's.

B). For a lot longer, anyway. Post WWII Soviet agitation and the rise of Marxism brought about pan-arabism. Without WWII, likely no State of Israel, also.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 05, 2015 01:28 AM (WWdgA)

616 Delaying WW1 means - by demographics - Germany wins the peace. Addie Shicklgruber gets hired as a low-tier architect building cottages in Alsace or Baden, where everyone ignores his occasional antisemitic rants.

Outside central Europe, the British Empire's earlier collapse encourages President Wilson to step in and take over a lot of it. India and Central Asia collapse into sectarian strife. A weak France, weak Russia *and* weak Ottoman Empire result in Arab and Berber uprisings.

China still gets it right up the keister from the Japs. Maybe Wilson can at least save the pinoys.

I guess my thought is that people suck, and wars suck, and if life doesn't suck in one way then it will probably suck in another.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 01:29 AM (6FqZa)

617 ating coach charges $3,500 to teach men how to flirt.



how hard is it to teach someone how to slap a lady on the ass?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:30 AM (vb33c)

618 Just read that the UPS distribution center in San Bernardino was evacuated tonight, because... a package came in addressed to the shooters.
Posted by: qdpsteve


The terrorists shipped a bomb to their own address, knowing it would after their deaths and kill the investigators examining the crime scene.

It would have been the ultimate karma if the bomb had arrived and gone off at the exact moment MSNBC, the terror-enabling reporters, were rooting around in the apartment on live TV.

But UPS security prevented the most epicly ironic TV moment even being broadcast live.

Posted by: zombie at December 05, 2015 01:31 AM (jBuUi)

619 it would after = it would ARRIVE after

Posted by: zombie at December 05, 2015 01:31 AM (jBuUi)

620 But then, be careful what you ask for. I think the last really boldly designed American car was, of all things, the Aztek, and we all saw how that turned out.

Yeah...that didn't work out so great.

Posted by: Walter White at December 05, 2015 01:32 AM (kHgvV)

621 you could not be more wrong. only reason women do not beat men is because they are smaller. heck even then they try.

In that case a 50 ft tall woman would kill every woman she saw.

Cause they were getting all the men.

Then she would start beating the shit out of the men.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:32 AM (rjtGa)

622 Too bad no video. No, seriously, one has to admire O'Keefes methods.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
---
Isn't it odd? Liberals have no qualms using deception to achieve their ends. But the only time conservatives use "deception" it's only for the purpose of revealing the truth. Yet the left will lose their shit over it, as with the pp videos.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 01:32 AM (V/11D)

623 Is making the lines and curves so much more expensive in the sheet metal department?>>>

Slow curves are weak when dealing with the thin sheet they use now. Sharper breaks are more rigid. Only thing I can think of since stamping is the same price for both.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 05, 2015 01:34 AM (wHX4r)

624 In that case a 50 ft tall woman would kill every woman she saw.

Cause they were getting all the men.

Then she would start beating the shit out of the men.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:32 AM (rjtGa)


good enough

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:35 AM (vb33c)

625 My E-spaghetti teacher always said the reply was "Pass a bean!"
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 01:25 AM (EzgxV)


I have no idea what the hell that means. Must be some weird Elder God language.

I've never passed a bean, BTW. Corn? Sure, who hasn't? But never a bean.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 01:36 AM (NVddU)

626 I have to start drink more or drinking less.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:38 AM (vb33c)

627 I guess my thought is that people suck, and wars suck, and if life doesn't suck in one way then it will probably suck in another.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


not a single doubt I can issue.

Thanx for the response. counterfactuals are like regrets, gotta scratch them sometime.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:39 AM (9YDUz)

628 I could add more cardio instead. but that sounds like a lot more work than adding another finger of scotch. lift a finger vs pour a finger.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:39 AM (vb33c)

629 Drudge has a link up to a Judicial Watch article that five Middle Eastern men carrying steel cylinders were arrested about 30 miles from the border in Arizona.

They made a claim a while back that there was an ISIS cell on the Mexican side planning to cross the border and make some sort of attack run on Ft. Bliss. That was pooh-poohed but they are still sticking by it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2015 01:42 AM (dvuhZ)

630 If we get many more of the Muzzie rampages John Kerry's going to be reduced to bringing in one hit wonders like the Starlight Vocal Band.

That's the way
That's the way
I like it.
U-ha. U-ha.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 05, 2015 01:43 AM (brIR5)

631 Drink hard, lift hard yankee.

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 05, 2015 01:45 AM (wytda)

632 Without wwi, no wwii. Without wwii, no recoil where it is thought we need to be "diverse", "multiculti" and western civilization is evil bullshit.

Western peoples seem to have a perverse belief in generational and institutional guilt, whereas guilt only exists at the individual level (which may be spread across many within that institution, naturally).

The problem with Muslims is that they feel no guilt, and I suspect that is part of the appeal of the Muzz to the angst ridden westerner. Freedom from guilt, by proxy, as is the appeal of an animal pet.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 01:45 AM (V/11D)

633 Drink hard, lift hard yankee.
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 05, 2015 01:45 AM (wytda)


heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:45 AM (vb33c)

634 I'm completely unskilled in this area but wouldn't pay that much to learn. However, it would be helpful for folks to recognize that it isn't something that just comes naturally to everyone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 05, 2015 01:15 AM (kpqmD)


If someone actually learns how to pick up women from this - either more easily or just pick them up, at all - then it's certainly worth the money. Of course, then they have to pick up the expense of successfully getting dates with women they are interested in ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 01:46 AM (zc3Db)

635 night everyone

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2015 01:46 AM (vb33c)

636 Without wwi, no wwii. Without wwii, no recoil where it is thought we need to be "diverse", "multiculti" and western civilization is evil bullshit.

No, no one here believes that. And not the point of my counter-factual.

Settle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:48 AM (9YDUz)

637 In that case a 50 ft tall woman would kill every woman she saw. Cause they were getting all the men. Then she would start beating the shit out of the men.
Posted by: eleven
---
What would she do with Caitlyn Jenner?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 01:52 AM (V/11D)

638 Alt history has always seemed like a waste of time to me no pun intended.

It happened.

The writing hand has moved on.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:54 AM (rjtGa)

639 I read somewhere that the Aztek hit all the designers' goals, that it was a wonderful car that only failed because it was so fugly, which it is.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 01:54 AM (V/11D)

640 What would she do with Caitlyn Jenner?>>>

Oh Oh Oh I know.

Posted by: The Bear at December 05, 2015 01:54 AM (wHX4r)

641 What would she do with Caitlyn Jenner?

Does not compute.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:55 AM (rjtGa)

642 367 Posted by: SMFH at December 04, 2015 11:28 PM (zyIlW)

You give them too much credit.

More likely a rank old tube sock they dug out from underneath the recliner.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2015 11:31 PM (RuxkS)




We were going to have to launder it, anyway....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 01:56 AM (EzgxV)

643 It happened.

The writing hand has moved on.
Posted by: eleven


True.

What are you going to do next year?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 01:56 AM (9YDUz)

644 I read somewhere that the Aztek hit all the designers' goals, that it was a wonderful car that only failed because it was so fugly, which it is.

The designers were terrible. It hit terrible goals.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 01:58 AM (rjtGa)

645 What are you going to do next year?

I'm a devout fatalist. I don't know what I'm going to do next week.

Watch some football. Drink. Comment on the internet.

Unless I'm dead by then for some reason.

Look at stupid women making bad choices on the internet.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:02 AM (rjtGa)

646 Watch some football. Drink. Comment on the internet.

Unless I'm dead by then for some reason.

Look at stupid women making bad choices on the internet.

Posted by: eleven


Good.

Just don't clog the Bosphorus.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 02:08 AM (9YDUz)

647 Just don't clog the Bosphorus.

Is that on the internet?

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:11 AM (rjtGa)

648 Is that on the internet?
Posted by: eleven


iOS Nerdenty is a bit late, so...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 02:13 AM (9YDUz)

649 Back in the '70s when I was a kid, there was a little country store and popular bull shooting spot run by this couple. He was little skinny bean pole and she was Big Bertha. She'd routinely criticize other women for being fat when she was the fattest of 'em all.

Jess and Estele were there names. When they were younger before I was born, Jess was bad to go out drinking and carousing at night, and when he'd get home, Estele would beat the living shit out of him.

She was a husband beater, and they said a time or two, she laid him up for days. Anyway, when he died, the old heifer would go to his grave every damn day and sit there for an hour or more talking to his grave, crying.She did that until she was just flat out too old to get around very well.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2015 02:13 AM (dvuhZ)

650 Your search - ios nerdenty - did not match any documents.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:15 AM (rjtGa)

651 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2015 02:19 AM (YJmuy)

652 Every bean you eat expands to a cubic foot of methane. Usually during your next job interview or first date with Kate Upton.

It is known.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2015 02:19 AM (6FqZa)

653 [c]
test
test test
x[/c]

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:20 AM (V/11D)

654 I read once that they needed a code-name for plutonium for the Manhattan Project during the last half of WW2, so -- after some consideration, the armed forces decided to use "copper". About 20 minutes after that decision, it was noted that much of the military still needed to order copper -- at which point, it was decided to refer to this as "honest-to-God copper". After all, having every requisition for copper say "honest-to-God copper" wasn't going to raise any concerns at all, right?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:22 AM (EzgxV)

655 653 [c]
test
test test
x[/c]

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:20 AM (V/11D)



I know that b is bold, s is strikeout, i is italics, and u is underline -- but what's c supposed to be? Cave-in?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:23 AM (EzgxV)

656 [center]test
test test
n[/center]

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:30 AM (V/11D)

657
I not ton I

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:31 AM (rjtGa)

658 Ah, see ace's earlier thread about narcissism. Look at rhe comments. Ace screwed up the formatting by making everything centered. I was just curious how.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:32 AM (V/11D)

659 656 [center]test
test test
n[/center]

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:30 AM (V/11D)



Yep, the center of that vile cesspit that is Washington, DC.....but that's why you're not speaker any more.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:32 AM (EzgxV)

660 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=360409

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:33 AM (V/11D)

661 658 Ah, see ace's earlier thread about narcissism. Look at rhe comments. Ace screwed up the formatting by making everything centered. I was just curious how.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:32 AM (V/11D)



I'm guessing it's more like blowing-out the margins.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:34 AM (EzgxV)

662 You no do that, distract the hamsters!!!!

Posted by: Meesa Picksie at December 05, 2015 02:38 AM (EzgxV)

663 It boggles the mind.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:40 AM (EzgxV)

664 Yousa got to go.....through da planet coorrrrrrre.....

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:41 AM (rjtGa)

665 "Bill Ayers was sure he could fix the US at a cost of only 25 million dead."

That was 40 years ago.
Now it would have to be about 100 million.

Posted by: navybrat at December 05, 2015 02:41 AM (Xodlv)

666 And....?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:41 AM (EzgxV)

667 I'll try to get mindfulwebworker's attention tomorrow. He seems to be the guru - he links to a pixy help page in his nick but it doesn't seem to cover what happened.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:43 AM (V/11D)

668 658 Ah, see ace's earlier thread about narcissism. Look at rhe comments. Ace screwed up the formatting by making everything centered. I was just curious how.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:32 AM (V/11D)


He centered the tweet in the post and didn't close the tag. That's not an option in comments so you can't do it, but it can be in the post.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (zt+N6)

669 cthulhu is the devil.

How the fuck do you pronounce that?

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (rjtGa)

670 yeah, margins blown seems part of it.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (V/11D)

671 oh...y'all are on phones.

Get a laptop slap sassies.

No blown out margins here.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:47 AM (rjtGa)

672 >>>cthulhu is the devil.


Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (rjtGa)<<<

Dat's wha' momma says.

Posted by: Bobby Boucher at December 05, 2015 02:48 AM (H9MG5)

673 He centered the tweet in the post and didn't close the tag. That's not an option in comments so you can't do it, but it can be in the post.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (zt+N6)


Meh ... let 'em go. They were rolling ..

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2015 02:49 AM (zc3Db)

674 Dat's wha' momma says.

I lolled.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:50 AM (rjtGa)

675 He centered the tweet in the post and didn't close the tag. That's not an option in comments so you can't do it, but it can be in the post.
Posted by: buzzion
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Ok, I see now. Thanks. So I guess it's true that all ones' questions are answered in the afterlife. That's a comfort.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:52 AM (V/11D)

676 cthulhu is the devil.
How the fuck do you pronounce that?
Posted by: eleven 
---
According to S. T. Joshi, Lovecraft says it's pronounced 'clooloo', but everybody just says kuth-thoo-loo.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:57 AM (V/11D)

677 cthulhu is the devil.

How the fuck do you pronounce that?

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (rjtGa)


To pronounce it properly, we'd have to pull out your tounge...

Posted by: The Hat that should not be... at December 05, 2015 02:58 AM (vBeA5)

678 669 cthulhu is the devil.

How the fuck do you pronounce that?

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (rjtGa)



dev'-el



Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 02:59 AM (EzgxV)

679 I just discovered Nicolai Sennels, a Danish psychologist and politician. The left considers him a vile Islamophobe. He's written several papers on how it is Islam that makes them what they are. That and centuries of inbreeding. That kind of talk makes the lefties scream and run for their safe spaces.

Anyway, he wrote about this, a brutal Muzzie attack on a beautiful Danish women. They brutally beat her boyfriend, then turned on her, and the pictures her show the result:

http://10news.dk/?p=1207

Reminiscent of "this is your brain on drugs", this your Western culture on Islam.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2015 03:00 AM (dvuhZ)

680 How the fuck do you pronounce that?

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (rjtGa)


Oh'-ree-ahn!!

Posted by: King Admiral Emperor Barky at December 05, 2015 03:01 AM (zc3Db)

681 Ok, out of bacon. Goodnight.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 03:01 AM (V/11D)

682 cthulhu is the devil.

How the fuck do you pronounce that?

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 02:45 AM (rjtGa)


Throat-Wobbler Mangrove

Posted by: Raymond Luxury-Yach-t at December 05, 2015 03:03 AM (vBeA5)

683 Bruce -- I like your answer way better than that other guy.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 03:03 AM (rjtGa)

684 676 cthulhu is the devil.
How the fuck do you pronounce that?
Posted by: eleven
---
According to S. T. Joshi, Lovecraft says it's pronounced 'clooloo', but everybody just says kuth-thoo-loo.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 05, 2015 02:57 AM (V/11D)



I thought https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOA5Chz3iU4 was pretty informative. It just lacks a French accent, for some reason.




I also have a T-shirt (that Vendette has seen!) where it pictorially explains that it may be pronounced "cat-thool-hoo".

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 03:05 AM (EzgxV)

685 Cat-thool-hoo it is.

Now I can read it without getting brain twisted.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 03:07 AM (rjtGa)

686 669 It's pronounced Hill-a-ry

Posted by: The Real antisocialist - Accept No Substitutes!! at December 05, 2015 03:09 AM (cDs+4)

687 Repost:

Irish People Attempt North American Accents

https://youtu.be/JVjL0i74Drw

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 03:10 AM (9YDUz)

688 669 It's pronounced Hill-a-ry

This is plausible.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 03:11 AM (rjtGa)

689 Shirt in question:



http://shirt.woot.com/offers/rise-of-cathulhu?ref=cnt_ctlg_dgn_1




Yes, I do have a large collection of cthulhu-themed T-shirts.....why do you ask?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 03:11 AM (EzgxV)

690 686 669 It's pronounced Hill-a-ry

Posted by: The Real antisocialist - Accept No Substitutes!! at December 05, 2015 03:09 AM (cDs+4)




Oh, no, you di'n't.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 03:12 AM (EzgxV)

691 It's deb'-bil!

Posted by: Bobby Boucher's mama at December 05, 2015 03:13 AM (H9MG5)

692 rish People Attempt North American Accents

I'm always amazed by British/Assie actors that can nail American accents.

Hugh Laurie is pitch perfect.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 03:15 AM (rjtGa)

693 oops Aussie not Assie.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 03:15 AM (rjtGa)

694 Yes, I do have a large collection of cthulhu-themed T-shirts.....why do you ask?

No judge bro.

No judge.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2015 03:17 AM (rjtGa)

695
Just watched latest Ash v Evil Dead. They never disappoint on the blood and gore.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 03:26 AM (iQIUe)

696
Daily Mail is such a donk shill. Latest attack is on Ted Cruz for attending a gun rally today. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 03:28 AM (iQIUe)

697 "Daily Mail is such a donk shill."

And yet, they report far more about what is happening in the USA than any USA paper.
And they usually have great photography.

Posted by: navybrat at December 05, 2015 03:30 AM (Xodlv)

698 First time I've watched RedEye in while, and Ace gets a shout out during the Halftime report.

Posted by: Bobby Boucher's mama at December 05, 2015 03:31 AM (H9MG5)

699 Really?
The Waterboy gets a shout out here?
Go know.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 03:48 AM (NVddU)

700 I wonder which proxy is NVddU tonight....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 03:56 AM (EzgxV)

701 Probably the same one as the last time you accused someone of being a troll, cooth.

That's OK - just 'cause you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you...

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 04:06 AM (NVddU)

702 Most dog owners are irritating on a daily basis, anthropomorphizing their creatures in a self indulgence to laziness that borders on sociopathy. Pet ownership needs to be prohibitively regulated far more than some other inanimate health and environmental concerns.



Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 04:25 AM (jT+gh)

703 701 Probably the same one as the last time you accused someone of being a troll, cooth.

That's OK - just 'cause you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you...

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 04:06 AM (NVddU)




I suspect ANYONE with a new nic of being a bogey....and if they show too much interest and/or knowledge about me then they go on high alert.....which I'm just barely sane enough to acknowledge might sweep up friends.



Part of the problem is that I'm trying not to bug friends while they're probably at work, and the fiancee has been working East Coast hours and gets home just when I'd expect to be able to talk. That and the "drop everything and save frost-tender plants in greenhouses", "drop everything and do holiday festivities", "drop everything and deal with broken automobiles", "drop everything and deal with relationship issues", "drop everything and deal with property taxes", "drop everything and deal with Christmas lights", "drop everything and deal with trash day", "drop everything and deal with falling leaves and clogged gutters", drop everything and deal with the cleaners", "drop everything and deal with clogged toilets", "drop everything and deal with the dishes from some random party to which I wasn't invited", "drop everything and deal with office Christmas decorations" -- and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on. I have a trail of dropped half-done really cool things that goes back years, while I frantically try to keep-up with the current bullshit.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 04:27 AM (EzgxV)

704 Daily Mail is such a donk shill. Latest attack is on Ted Cruz for attending a gun rally today. lol

It's more about their own parochialism. Ever see their shocking pictures of kids with guns? Wait a week; they'll trot out some more. The paper regularly treats America gun ownership as a carnival sideshow for its readers to snear at, assured of their (for the moment) docile, sheltered existence.

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 04:38 AM (jT+gh)

705 Daily Mail is such a donk shill. Latest attack is on Ted Cruz for attending a gun rally today. lol
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


Could you do more of a moron, dipshit impersonation of a idiot goofball for the readers of a UK news site?

I think no. but do your worst.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 04:44 AM (9YDUz)

706 Night all.

Here is "We are not alone" by Voivod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFs5nqPX3OA

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 05, 2015 04:46 AM (vBeA5)

707 On the good news side of things, I managed to make a phone call a while back -- didn't connect, but I got on the right side of chaos for a moment. I bought a new phone, that may stabilize another part of things. As I was contemplating screwing around with my car recently, I had a leaf fall onto the engine -- which lead to me saying "fuck this" and having someone who didn't have to work outside just fix it.....and it seems to be staying fixed. The Christmas decor is out of the attic; the Christmas lights are out and lit; several iterations of leaves off our front-yard tree have been hauled-away....nothing is overflowing at present.



Probably the worst thing for me is being constantly pissed-off. I know it's bad for my health. I should be giving thanks that I can identify so many ways to build something useful, make something better, create something really cool.....despite having to do something stupid like rake leaves and put each thing on indefinite hold.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 04:49 AM (EzgxV)

708 Cthulhu,
Everyone here is well aware of your troll issues, and I think I speak for the majority when I say that we feel for you.
But my comment wasn't showing any interest in you at all - it was a throwaway comment directed at a character from a really bad Adam Sandler movie.

As to your list of shit you have to drop & deal with?
That's called life, man. I'd bet that 90% of the people here have the same list, and could add a few real problems they have to worry about.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 04:51 AM (NVddU)

709 'Lo? Anyone here? Wish I was sleeping! The Irish accents link from weft was funny.

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 04:52 AM (hipNa)

710 It sometimes seems there isn't a bandwagon to ban a commenter that hasn't seen its seat warmed by the bum of Bebe's Boobs Destroy.

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 05:00 AM (jT+gh)

711 We still don't know much about the PP shooting but if a judge sealed the case the only reason could be the narrative got out it was all about PP that's all that was needed. The true facts on the cause are immaterial to the left.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 05:04 AM (k0xxN)

712 Cthulhu, sounds like you feel your life is rushed. I hope you get some peaceful time to relax. A friend once told me, "there is always enough time in the day to do the will of God" the idea being that if something didn't get done it's ok.

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:06 AM (hipNa)

713 Good morning, I'm still hoping to get some sleep tonight.

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:09 AM (hipNa)

714 708 Cthulhu,
Everyone here is well aware of your troll issues, and I think I speak for the majority when I say that we feel for you.
But my comment wasn't showing any interest in you at all - it was a throwaway comment directed at a character from a really bad Adam Sandler movie.

As to your list of shit you have to drop & deal with?
That's called life, man. I'd bet that 90% of the people here have the same list, and could add a few real problems they have to worry about.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 04:51 AM (NVddU)



Pretty much don't know Adam Sandler from a hot rock, so I can't really evaluate that -- but you will note that I've already conceded that I objectively realize that I cannot tell the difference between some asshole who targeted me, IM'd my ex-boss, riffled through my personal finances, dropped a keylogger on me, and read my emails -- and a friend who I'd fly across the country to sit next to, just so that I could occasionally say, "that's bullshit" with them. I'm very jumpy around new nics. And I'm especially jumpy since I realized that my assailant was using multiple nics/personalities at the same time -- outrageous ones to intentionally get banned, while seemingly-friendly ones could still be planting malware.



And, as I put it @707.....I realize that life is full of frustrations. And compared to so many, I am truly blessed. What I am trying to say is that the noise and confusion and chaos and continual overrides are messing up my ability to function properly -- and appreciate how good things are for me. It's not a failure of the world to consider me a special snowflake; it's a failure of my own mind to keep up with circumstances.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:14 AM (EzgxV)

715 712 Cthulhu, sounds like you feel your life is rushed. I hope you get some peaceful time to relax. A friend once told me, "there is always enough time in the day to do the will of God" the idea being that if something didn't get done it's ok.

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:06 AM (hipNa)



I have a dear friend (mother of the godkids), who has been telling me for three decades: "be gentle with yourself".

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:16 AM (EzgxV)

716 Just today I put a photo of a mountain topped with snow captioned with "peace is not being away from noise, distraction, etc, but to have a calm heart in the midst of those things" on my office door.

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:23 AM (hipNa)

717 Has there ever been a case of injustice department filing charges against imams for basically death threats against a specific population. I would bet the house not in this administration.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2015 05:24 AM (k0xxN)

718 Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2015 04:44 AM (9YDUz)

==========
How about: FOAD

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 05, 2015 05:24 AM (iQIUe)

719 Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:14 AM (EzgxV)



Considering your circumstances, you're doing alright. The world's a fucked up place and it's all any of us can do to keep from getting swamped by it anymore.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 05:29 AM (HalrA)

720 Skip, I don't think the rule of law is used correctly here anymore.

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:31 AM (hipNa)

721 716 Just today I put a photo of a mountain topped with snow captioned with "peace is not being away from noise, distraction, etc, but to have a calm heart in the midst of those things" on my office door.

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:23 AM (hipNa)




And, of course, just today I noted that I hadn't seen FormerlyMountainTurtle around before, and that it might be the latest "reasonable-side" incarnation of Ira -- soon to be joined by an "I love Jesus" asshole with whom he could pretend to argue.



*sigh* I fondly remember the days when there wasn't a Moron I wouldn't trust.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:33 AM (EzgxV)

722 I have multi-automatic insomnia.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 05:33 AM (/ciMI)

723 I'm watching Diamond and Silk, the black Stump for Trump gals' videos on Youtube.

OMG I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Brilliant move for Trump to bring them up on stage at the NC rally.

The video where they excoriate MSNBC for refusing to have them on unless they provided deeply personal info (that would end up being used for hit pieces against them) is PRICELESS. As is the one where they tell BLM how to behave at a Trump rally, and the one where they take over Don Lemon's show...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 05, 2015 05:34 AM (HMt16)

724 I love turtles....

Posted by: Zombie Kid at December 05, 2015 05:36 AM (/ciMI)

725 So sorry Cthulhu, I lurk a lot, comment seldom, I think we may have "talked" here about hikes and birds quite awhile back when I was MountainTurtle

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:37 AM (hipNa)

726 722 I have multi-automatic insomnia

Autocorrect: auto-erotic dysplasia

Posted by: derit at December 05, 2015 05:37 AM (jT+gh)

727 714

You're a good man, Charlie Brown. You know that. EVERYONE knows that.
If I'm arguing with you at 5 AM, that's a sure sign that I was stupid to turn my Internet connection back on. Should've let it slide another couple months...

I love you, man. Be well.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 05:38 AM (NVddU)

728 719 Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:14 AM (EzgxV)



Considering your circumstances, you're doing alright. The world's a fucked up place and it's all any of us can do to keep from getting swamped by it anymore.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2015 05:29 AM (HalrA)




Thanks. And I should point out that -- despite being the source of so much of my chaos -- the HQ has also been my mental refuge from the damage. There are so many good people here, and people of good will.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:38 AM (EzgxV)

729 Autocorrect: auto-erotic dysplasia

Posted by: derit

*looks around wildly*

Who told!?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 05:40 AM (/ciMI)

730 Turtle liking zombie kid was quite funny! I too love turtles, but I am no zombie

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:43 AM (hipNa)

731 725 So sorry Cthulhu, I lurk a lot, comment seldom, I think we may have "talked" here about hikes and birds quite awhile back when I was MountainTurtle

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:37 AM (hipNa)



Don't be sorry. I read everything by everybody and appreciate the wit and contributed experience that everyone brings.....while alarm bells may be ringing. I always hope it's merely paranoia.



I'll probably be writing some guest-posts regarding internet security.....once I get some of the rest of my life under control.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:48 AM (EzgxV)

732 727 714

You're a good man, Charlie Brown. You know that. EVERYONE knows that.
If I'm arguing with you at 5 AM, that's a sure sign that I was stupid to turn my Internet connection back on. Should've let it slide another couple months...

I love you, man. Be well.

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 05:38 AM (NVddU)


We weren't exactly arguing, more like commiserating -- I hope you'll take my call.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:54 AM (EzgxV)

733 Knock knock

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 05:56 AM (/ciMI)

734 733 Knock knock

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 05:56 AM (/ciMI)



Who's there?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:58 AM (EzgxV)

735 Multi automatic insomnia-sounds awful, if it has the thing that goes up, you're probably doomed.

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:59 AM (hipNa)

736 735 Multi automatic insomnia-sounds awful, if it has the thing that goes up, you're probably doomed.

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 05:59 AM (hipNa)



If it's rapid-fire, you're screwed six-ways from Sunday.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 06:01 AM (EzgxV)

737 We weren't exactly arguing, more like commiserating -- I hope you'll take my call.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2015 05:54 AM (EzgxV)
----
733 Knock knock
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 05, 2015 05:56 AM (/ciMI)


Jeez.
Last time I didn't take your call, and I heard "knock, knock" on the door an hour later, I spent the night in jail.

Yeah - I'll do whatever to take your call...

Posted by: The Chairman Of The Bored at December 05, 2015 06:05 AM (NVddU)

738 The only thing that might save you is if it square and not round.

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 06:05 AM (hipNa)

739 I was going to go to a social event last night, got ready, went out, couldn't find parking and decided I didn't a social event and went home.

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 06:11 AM (hipNa)

740 Well, it appears I may have killed the thread, must be time to try to sleep again. Good night all, thanks for the conversations.

Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at December 05, 2015 06:34 AM (hipNa)

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