aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
And Then, For Some Reason, Amy Schumer Took Her Clothes Off and Posed Nude for Annie Liebowitcz, And Then For Some Other Reason, People Began Saying She Was Beautiful
Eh. She's a very average looking woman. She's not really ugly or anything.
But also... not any kind of girl of your dreams, either. It's just -- this is a weird double-game the sexual left plays. On one hand, they insist that no one sexually objectify them. On the other hand, they put out naked pictures of themselves. That's not the only double game going on here, either. Because while Schumer is presenting herself in a sexualized manner -- here's my naked body -- she insists simultaneously that you do not score her according to the rules of the game she is playing. That is, when she appears naked (for no good reason), she doesn't want an honest assessment of how she looks naked; she still wants you to evaluate her by what she thinks is her inherent value as a human being. But I could do that -- and in fact usually did do that -- when she had her clothes on. The only new variable here is her body, so what else is there to talk about except he body, and what shape she's in? Now that she has her clothes off -- Eh, a somewhat over-gallant five for her age group. What else am I supposed to say? Should I say she's beautiful? She's not. And I wouldn't be remarking on this in either direction save for the fact she is implicitly now telling the world she wants to be rated not on on her inner beauty (whatever that is), but her actual beauty. Like I said: Meh. Very average, like most people are quite average looking (me included). I don't get why average looking people wish to compete in a game in which they have so little actual ability.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)This calendar should be sent to Gitmo.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:20 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: redenzo at November 30, 2015 08:20 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:20 PM (tCjRC)
Posted by: Susan Estrich at November 30, 2015 08:21 PM (NSb9d)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2015 08:21 PM (CLj6f)
Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2015 08:22 PM (JIElb)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2015 08:22 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:22 PM (tCjRC)
I think this is more demonstration that she really isn't that "edgy" and is just another PC SJW comic.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2015 08:22 PM (Fb+YL)
Posted by: Garrett at November 30, 2015 08:23 PM (aFpjm)
Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at November 30, 2015 08:23 PM (G0t7U)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:24 PM (tCjRC)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (CLj6f)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Garrett at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (aFpjm)
Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (G0t7U)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (AkOaV)
If any of you recall a poster over at a past venue referencing small gruen feetballs - a guy whose went by Iron Fist? Well, he's just been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. He and his wife, Mafia Princess (yes, they got married) could use some good thoughts and if you're the prayin kind, well, couldn't hurt
McGyver, out
Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (pyw1v)
The mind is it's own Funhouse mirror.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:22 PM (tCjRC)
This is kind of gross.
I said in the other thread, I don't this kind of a calendar.
Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ike Turner at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (8ZskC)
Next up: Bruce Jenner posing nude, followed by unending assertions of how beautiful "she" is, from all the usual leftist imbeciles. You know it's coming. As some guy said: what a dumb time to be alive.
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: Will Folks at November 30, 2015 08:27 PM (QWtgr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:28 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2015 08:28 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:28 PM (Mopd7)
*after checking the Adam's Apple.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2015 08:28 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (QWtgr)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: Ilse Koch at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (8ZskC)
For certain values of stunning. She's no Lena Dunham, that's for certain.
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (3dOE/)
*after checking the Adam's Apple.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2015 08:28 PM (rwI+c)
well thats not exactly a high standard.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Garrett at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (aFpjm)
Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (JIElb)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (tCjRC)
Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (JIElb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (XRpjE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (tCjRC)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (QWtgr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Minuteman at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (yQVAQ)
Her politics are what they are, but for her to go all Dana Vachon is unimpressive as well.
Posted by: tmi3rd at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (XUEde)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: newrouter at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (uWaCs)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (/tuJf)
So, straight to haggling over price, then. That's fair.
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (QWtgr)
Ugh oh--there is a jenny football but boy around here so be careful
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (DUoqb)
And since I, I mean, the friend on whose behalf I'm posting, don't know the ladies' politics; my friend can concentrate on the action.
Not seeing why my friend should pay to see Schumer naked. For her age and size range she ain't all that.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (8HTq1)
She would have been appropriate for a Michelin calendar.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Chris Brown at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (1gtaB)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (OiFtZ)
Why we hear all the fuss about making "normal women" feel good about themselves, I don't know, and I'm getting sick of it. The women who are capable of this shit are very abnormal, on the tails of the ol' Gaussian, and that's the just the way it is.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (dvuhZ)
It's vodka and a half cup of sugar.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (tCjRC)
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Well, she really is very passable. In the "No thanks, I'll pass" sort of way, that is.
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (EEIG6)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (oVJmc)
She didn't go for the naked and sweaty clutch with Lena Dunham?
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (BK3ZS)
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I think the purpose of all those double standards and non sequiturs is to deny the existence of logic or intelligence. Just become the mindless mob you are told to be.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yeah, this calendar wasn't really in their wheelhouse.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM
Beats my pair o' jacks. Never heard of her.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (8ZskC)
referencing small gruen feetballs - a guy whose went by Iron Fist? Well,
he's just been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. He and his wife, Mafia
Princess (yes, they got married) could use some good thoughts and if
you're the prayin kind, well, couldn't hurt
McGyver, out
Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (pyw1v)
Oh, crap. IF is one of the good guys. I think he can be found at Blogmocracy these days.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (7MWCL)
The Michelin Man is 12 beers hittable. I'd rate her no worse than 6.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (rwI+c)
Having a good personality, good grooming, and wearing the right clothes makes a huge difference. But these days that's considered "inauthentic" or "selling out".
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (OiH3z)
When Johnny Manziel doesn't return to the lineup this season and is cut from the Browns, who will pick him up for another go next season?
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 08:35 PM (FsuaD)
The Power of Fame compels you ~ ! The Power of Fame compels you ~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2015 08:35 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2015 08:35 PM (+bVzV)
Eagles. They're already starting Sanchez.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:35 PM (tCjRC)
You know that at least some of these so-called "body-positive" women are going to experience some level of revulsion. What's rich about this is that those guys' only recourse is to cover themselves up or undergo costly and painful laser hair removal. They were very literally "born that way". All repulsive fat bitches have to do is go on a diet and exercise every now and then. Body-shaming, my ass.
Posted by: Obsidian Owl at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (jwEaB)
....and then for some reason....glen beck wants to run for president.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (0O7c5)
I saw that. Dear jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (3b9U4)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (oVJmc)
56 Enjoying the fact that Johnny Fuckin' Football is the third string QB on a hideously shitty Browns squad.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (QWtgr)
Ugh oh--there is a jenny football but boy around here so be careful
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (DUoqb)
I bet he would have been willing to lie to the Browns staff for me that those photos were old!
Posted by: Johnny Third String at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Hillary! and Her Rainbow Exoskeleton at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (OiFtZ)
I blame Ace for me even knowing who Lena is. Bad Ace. Need spanking. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (Mopd7)
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*recalls the morbidly obese woman that stripped to her undies, and wrote 'I am beautiful' all over her body. Then walked around town, rode subway etc. *
And, oh yes, slut walks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (FsuaD)
honestly....what kind of meds is he on or off?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 30, 2015 08:37 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:37 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:37 PM (tCjRC)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:37 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2015 08:37 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2015 08:38 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:38 PM (9Kp2/)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen, glory days (and holes) past at November 30, 2015 08:38 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: william at November 30, 2015 08:38 PM (cwAFZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:39 PM (oVJmc)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/selection-du-weekend-168-59.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 08:39 PM (Es5pa)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2015 08:39 PM (z/Ubi)
Dude, I'm calling shenanigans. You got it up for a man's hairy ass. You'd stick it into the Event Horizon's warp core if you could
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 08:39 PM (6FqZa)
McGyver, out
Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (pyw1v)
Good God, I remember Iron Fist. Always liked him and wondered how he was doing. That's terrible news and I will certainly say a prayer for him.
Thanks for posting that, McGyver.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 08:40 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Beer Goggles at November 30, 2015 08:40 PM (Ri2FP)
Now, I was known, cough, to wear very short Daisy Dukes to family reunions and a very, very short dress to a family wedding. I was clueless as to how shocking I was. I did have good legs back then, in my defense. But clueless. I did not hang boobies out for observation by all, however.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:40 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 08:40 PM (FkBIv)
With tax money, of course.
Posted by: Chuck Shumer at November 30, 2015 08:40 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:41 PM (Mopd7)
A 5?
She's funny. That makes her a 6.
Oh wait. She's not funny but tells "jokes" anyway. That makes her a 4.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:41 PM (9Kp2/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:41 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 08:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 08:41 PM (Es5pa)
prayers for him Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 08:41 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2015 08:39 PM (z/Ubi)
yes they dressed him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (DUoqb)
No, I would not. With regard to any comments beyond that, I'll tread lightly.
Posted by: jow at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (2tvzB)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (9Kp2/)
"If it's wrong to judge a woman for her appearance, it is wrong to praise her for going on display."
Posted by: biancaneve at November 30, 2015 08:43 PM (37TvV)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 30, 2015 08:43 PM (3b9U4)
She'd fit in nicely on The View.
Posted by: anti-socialist at November 30, 2015 08:43 PM (o9lmn)
I'm showing my age with that one.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:43 PM (tCjRC)
Yeah, I'm something of a computer whiz.
Posted by: Minuteman at November 30, 2015 08:43 PM (yQVAQ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Michelin Man at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 08:40 PM (FkBIv)
Must be February, because Fat Tuesday falls on the ninth,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (7MWCL)
I hope he pulls through.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (6FqZa)
122 Did manziel even dress for the game tonight? I know the Coaches weren't sure of that earlier because of other personnel needs they don't always go with 3 qbs active for the game.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2015 08:39 PM (z/Ubi)
yes they dressed him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (DUoqb)
Hopefully they changed his diaper and gave him a pacifier to keep from crying too.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Shecky Green, Tropicana Hotel at November 30, 2015 08:45 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2015 08:45 PM (mR7Es)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 30, 2015 08:45 PM (EEIG6)
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*recalls the morbidly obese woman that stripped to her undies, and wrote 'I am beautiful' all over her body. Then walked around town, rode subway etc. *
And, oh yes, slut walks.
Eye rape. Not to be confused with rape eyes.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 30, 2015 08:45 PM (0NdlF)
A good twitter reply would be a line from 1984, such as Yeah stunning...and ignorance is strength...freedom is slavery...blah blah blah
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:45 PM (9Kp2/)
Posted by: The Nipple Police at November 30, 2015 08:45 PM (Jdgwe)
That awful calendar shoot:
"Secretary Clinton arrived for the photo shoot, where she enthusiastically posed topless and, for one awkward moment, totally nude on top of one of the assistants. her campaign arrived half an hour later in a panic, apologizing for her behavior. 'She gave us the slip--please, destroy all of those pictures. They could sink her campaign.' Of course, the photographers had not taken any photos, as Clinton had not been asked to the shoot."
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 30, 2015 08:46 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 30, 2015 08:46 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: MY EYES! at November 30, 2015 08:46 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 08:46 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: PC Principal at November 30, 2015 08:46 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Chicken at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: freakenstunned at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (BO/km)
Alternate post title:
Amy Shumer is the new
Amy Shumer is just the grotesque celebrity the Left demands we adore and adulate.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (9Kp2/)
Alternate post title:
Amy Shumer is the new
Amy Shumer is just the next grotesque celebrity the Left demands we adore and adulate.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (9Kp2/)
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*recalls the morbidly obese woman that stripped to her undies, and wrote 'I am beautiful' all over her body. Then walked around town, rode subway etc. *
And, oh yes, slut walks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (9mTYi
So, do these ladies bring their own sack of flour? Cause if not their chances go from slim to none to just none.
Posted by: Minuteman at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (yQVAQ)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (+Q9b4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 08:48 PM (Es5pa)
Annie Got Her Cum
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 30, 2015 08:48 PM (K74UP)
She'd fit in nicely on The View.
Posted by: anti-socialist
Now that we have wide screens.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 08:48 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:49 PM (oVJmc)
Also hi I miss you degenerates. Guess I'll see you all in South Dakota.
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2015 08:49 PM (N8hFs)
The answer is, " A stupid attention whore is what she looks like" is the only answer.
She looks like she's not sane.
She looks barking mad.
She looks like someone who should be in an institution.
People who use nudity for their self actualization are stupid and crazy.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 30, 2015 08:49 PM (7O9ts)
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (K74UP)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (RIzwy)
If you go to the link and scroll down to the twitter replies you well see a picture of Her Huttness.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (/tuJf)
fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.
If they're not posing near nude for a calendar, they can be as flabby as they want without being hypocrites about the people that do.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Oh I have those all the time.
Or maybe I just piss myself a lot.
Posted by: Hillary at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (EEIG6)
They display it garishly and prominently and then say, "What do you think?"
We're all supposed to be polite and nod, I guess.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (JIElb)
Bocelli was born to Alessandro and Edi Bocelli, even though they were advised to abort him.[17] He has stated that his mother's decision to give birth to him and overrule the doctor's advice was the inspiration for him to hold a pro-life view towards abortion.
. . .
Doctors had advised Bocelli's parents to abort Andrea before birth as they predicted based on studies, that Bocelli would be born with a disability. The Bocellis declined and gave birth to Andrea. It was evident at birth that Bocelli had numerous problems with his sight, and after visits to many doctors, he was diagnosed with congenital glaucoma.[18] In 1970, at the age of 12, he lost his sight completely following an accident during a football game.[7][24] He was hit in the eye playing goalkeeper during a match and suffered a brain hemorrhage. Doctors resorted to leeches in a desperate last-ditch effort to save his sight, but they were unsuccessful, and he remained blind.[25]
Smoking wife:
http://tinyurl.com/owrxo8z
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 08:48 PM (FkBIv)
Wouldn't you know it, there's a song about that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KENRuX4wGnk
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (7MWCL)
All I'm seeing as reaction to this is just how fat and terrible she looks. I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is fighting fit
The point is that we're being told she's "stunning."
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (9Kp2/)
Amy Schumer was cute a while back but now, ughh-ughh-ughh. But that's also politics and personality. And also, there are very few women over 40 I find physically attractive. Gloria from Modern Family. That's about it.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lena Dunham, Trendsetter at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (WMvm8)
Posted by: Gingy
A) most of the people commenting have the decency to keep their clothes on in public.
B) the physical appearance of others doesn't alter the objective reality that Amy is a chub.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (Z/8dZ)
fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.
I'm within Standards
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (Es5pa)
Posted by: Annie Leibowitz's Nikon D4S at November 30, 2015 08:52 PM (fHV6X)
Posted by: JROD at November 30, 2015 08:52 PM (wnwJC)
I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is
fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.
Actually, pretty close. I'm still working on abs but I'm in the best shape of my life.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 30, 2015 08:52 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: fleece at November 30, 2015 08:53 PM (o7ft3)
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 30, 2015 08:53 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 08:53 PM (VzTiH)
Posted by: Amy schumer at November 30, 2015 08:53 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 30, 2015 08:54 PM (AC0lD)
Nope. you don't want to see that any more than I want to see Amy's fupa.
Posted by: freakenstunned at November 30, 2015 08:54 PM (BO/km)
The two leaders spoke to succesful military cooperation, which has helped avert at least one aerial incident, while Russia began arming its bombers with air to air missiles for "defensive purposes."
???
What a strange long trip it's been?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:54 PM (DUoqb)
I am torn on how to respond to this.
On one hand, many average (and below average) thinkers want to compete in a game in which they have little actual ability.,...
On the other hand, these sub-average thinkers have managed to turn the universities into places where competition is based on feelings and oppression-points rather than thought and logic.
Is there a Dunning-Kruger effect for looks?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (LWu6U)
Actually, pretty close. I'm still working on abs but I'm in the best shape of my life.
Me too, kinda.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (9Kp2/)
Posted by: Anthony W. at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (+Q9b4)
Christy the way I always heard it is you showed boobs or legs but never both. Because tacky.
Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (vmMMi)
It's no different from criticizing your favorite NFL player when he messes up. No one is anywhere near the level required to play in the NFL, yet we can criticize those who are at that level, and when they mess up. And they wouldn't last two seconds in an NFL play. They'd be killed.
Amy Schumer has no business "competing" at this game. Very few women do. They're the "1 percent".
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (dvuhZ)
fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.
Posted by: Gingy
No I'm not. Then again, I haven't posed nude for the world to see, either. If I did, I'd expect women to make negative comments about my physique, and they would be merited.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (gyKtp)
5'10" and 165. I have to try to put on weight.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 08:56 PM (VzTiH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2015 08:56 PM (rwI+c)
The U.S. European Command has lifted the travel restrictions for Paris and Brussels that were imposed in the wake of the recent Islamic State terrorist attacks in those cities, defense officials said.
The restrictions were lifted over the weekend, clearing the way for troops and civilian employees to resume official and recreational travel to the two European capitals.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:56 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:56 PM (9Kp2/)
The unfortunate part about banging Amy would be she also comes with a big mouth to chastise and criticize your performance. She would not be impressed with a 10" cock, so that eliminates most posters at the AoS Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2015 08:56 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (6FqZa)
I think it's lot more about what Vaclav Havel said about propaganda: about producing moral decay by forcing people to act as though lies are true.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (erRNA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (FkBIv)
I'm skipping this year's calendar and buying the 50 year retrospective book. Voting with my dollars and my boner.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (pWzW/)
Me too, kinda.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (9Kp2/)
I'm in the best shape I have been in at least 15 years
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (DUoqb)
Shameful behavior is shameful. The average person does not want to see another average person naked.
Less public nudity is better.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Moron in a Panthers Snuggie at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
But can you dance to it?
Posted by: Teenager on American Bandstand at November 30, 2015 08:58 PM (/oy1S)
I love how the NFL picked lots of stinkers for MNF this season.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:58 PM (9Kp2/)
206 That's a whole lotta average.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Is that a Fredd Zeppelin song?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (FkBIv)
I think it's a BC/AD song.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2015 08:58 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2015 08:59 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: The Chair at November 30, 2015 08:59 PM (oFSUK)
Maybe she would be impressed with 2 7"'s? I know a guy...
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 30, 2015 08:59 PM (K74UP)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 08:59 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:59 PM (9Kp2/)
Posted by: Gene Kelly at November 30, 2015 09:00 PM (uSqx+)
Actually, pretty close. I'm still working on abs but I'm in the best shape of my life.
Me too, kinda.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (9Kp2/)
I'm in the best shape I have been in at least 15 years
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (DUoqb)
It kind of makes it easier to exercise when I'm expecting the world to go to sh1t. During my weight lifting and the long runs, I have specific things in my mind I want to be physically prepared for should the time come.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 30, 2015 09:00 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:00 PM (oVJmc)
The famous you can't criticize Malcolm X because you're not black argument...
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 30, 2015 09:00 PM (K74UP)
Then for some reason she got on a stage and told jokes about straight white men and for some reason millennials began saying she was funny
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (eb0IF)
Amy Schumer is only 34.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (JIElb)
Posted by: Moron in a Panthers Snuggie at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (9Kp2/)
Also: the same political left who constantly have hysterical fits about "objectification of women" then do an instant 180 and applaud the likes of Schumer for, well, engaging in the process of objectification. Cognitive dissonance: how does it work?
Posted by: torquewrench at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (OiFtZ)
I *might* have posed shirtless for some special people in my life.
I didn't go full Weiner, so, there's that...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (6FqZa)
Well, while we're being catty...
Her face is sort of the problem. Her body, while as I mentioned before is most certainly NOT a size 6, is basically average. But her face is very full in a way that makes her look like she should weigh 100lbs more than she does.
I'd never point this out except for the fact that she's a mean girl leftist so the gloves are off.
Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: DFrosty1 at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (IxxbM)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (oVJmc)
I'm a lover, not a fighter. And I never show off my magnificent body while sipping a frappaccino grande.
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: wooga at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (XK0dn)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (1ijHg)
Um, I hate to break it to you, but Peter Paul Reubens was Dutch.
But his models did make killer sammiches.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (9Kp2/)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: Moron in a Panthers Snuggie at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (Ui7Rt)
OK that's funny, but she is not that bad now, is she?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (EDYaR)
ouch
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: wooga at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (XK0dn)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (EEIG6)
They used 4 cameras? Who knew?
Posted by: The Nipple Police at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (Jdgwe)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (AC0lD)
The example for me is identical twins who are pretty but somewhat overweight ( Schumer style) . One is always stuffing her face and never exercising and the other tries to eat right and puts effort in to exercise . They look totally different to me.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 30, 2015 09:05 PM (+Q9b4)
Oh, yes, all are just lovely. Maybe to Stevie Wonder.
They put themselves out there and will killz any criticism as they self-identify as gorgeous and do not judge. Or some crap.
I am thinking some, if not all, self-identify as certified rutabagas.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 09:05 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:05 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2015 09:05 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 09:05 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Fawn at November 30, 2015 09:06 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:06 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2015 09:06 PM (oFSUK)
The photographer is Annie Lebowitz, a famous and provocative lesbian fashion photographer. Schumer said when she sat down initially she posed to put herself in her most flattering pose
Lebowitz told her no, I want you hunched over, showing the rolls
They purposefully took an unflattering picture so when people say it's unflattering, they can scold them for their sexism.
It's meant to provoke. So either you say she is beautiful or nothing or be scolded. It's an "emperor has no clothes" moment, literally. The socially correct thing is to deny what you see
Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:06 PM (zOTsN)
246 She may be a five now, but she'd be a high six if she did butt stuff.
Posted by: wooga at November 30, 2015
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I think there's a rule that doing but stuff automatically makes you a seven.
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (N8hFs)
No, not the correct descriptor... How about "Shocking?"
As in: It is shocking that a woman of her age and physique would expose herself publicly, without anticipating any negative commentary.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (BK3ZS)
McGyver, Out
Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (pyw1v)
Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (vmMMi)
Maybe the non exercising twin sees her twin going through all the effort and getting no result and thinks "Well, I guess there's no point eating kale...pass the ice cream!"
Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (Z/8dZ)
At least they're consistently inconsistent.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 30, 2015 09:08 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (1ijHg)
Um, I hate to break it to you, but Peter Paul Reubens was Dutch.
But his models did make killer sammiches.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (q2o3
Which they promptly devoured before Reubens could get his hands on a single one.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:08 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2015 08:49 PM (N8hFs)
I agree. She's average-looking, but certainly not hideous.
Awhile back I said Lena Dunham was a 5, so I guess I'd have to give Amy Schumer a 6. But understand, I'm not comparing them to other celebrities or models you'd normally see in such photos. I'm comparing them to any random woman I'd see on the street or in the grocery store. On that scale, a 1 or 2 is truly gruesome. Neither Dunham nor Schumer is anywhere near that bad.
If women rated men on looks like that, I'd probably be a 5 myself, on a good day. Or maybe I'm flattering myself.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 09:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ahab at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Hamilton at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (4djZu)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (6FqZa)
Really?
Even more reason to ignore this childish nonsense then.
Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Mack truck at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (gjBiu)
The bottom line: We are, again, being told what to think. And what the Left demands we believe is, again, diametrically opposite of the Truth. And if we don't comply, the Left via the Media will shame and shun us for committing a Thought Crime.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (9Kp2/)
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Today, Reuben would take her to the movies and give her a pearl necklace.l
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 30, 2015 09:10 PM (EEIG6)
Posted by: The Boys Down At Cassidy Tire at November 30, 2015 09:10 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
No one can comment since all who have seen it have turned to stone.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 30, 2015 09:10 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: scrood at November 30, 2015 09:10 PM (3b9U4)
And then everybody posted negative comments on his FB?
Sort of exactly like that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2015 09:10 PM (ptqRm)
Pro-tip, they do.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 09:11 PM (/tuJf)
Lebowitz told her no, I want you hunched over, showing the rolls
"
That makes a lot of sense. Although if someone told me they wanted me to pose in the least flattering way possible I'd tell them to pound sand even if it were for "the cause".
Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2015 09:11 PM (Z/8dZ)
Some douchebag photog and the New York Magazine and the rest of the Media has DECIDED that we, the proles, now must believe that Amy Shumer is stunning.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:11 PM (9Kp2/)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:06 PM (zOTsN)
Leftists celebrating ugliness. Cue surprise.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 30, 2015 09:11 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (h+JBX)
Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (FsuaD)
Some douchebag photog and the New York Magazine and the rest of the Media has DECIDED that we, the proles, now must believe that Amy Shumer is stunning.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:11 PM (9Kp2/)
And brave.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at November 30, 2015 09:13 PM (Jdgwe)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:13 PM (oVJmc)
This. ThunderB nailed it.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2015 09:13 PM (JIElb)
I am not sure what to call the tennis woman as trying not to focus. She is one scary thang, honey. I can't tell them apart, the sisters of tennis. Her calendar photo appears that she is holding up a wall. Not sure why.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 09:13 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 09:13 PM (FkBIv)
Poor Butters would have a stroke reading these comments.
Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (Z/8dZ)
PC Principal would make him stay up all night printing out all the comments and getting rid of all the bad ones.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:14 PM (kpqmD)
This is what the Left does every single day. They decide what new Order they should impose upon us.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:14 PM (9Kp2/)
Posted by: The Waistline, by Lena Dunham at November 30, 2015 09:14 PM (EEIG6)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 30, 2015 09:14 PM (+Q9b4)
Posted by: freakenstunned at November 30, 2015 09:14 PM (BO/km)
In terms of muscle and weight, I'm probably as fit as can be. I am also pretty ugly. I am pretty sure that no one is ever going to be interested in seeing me nekkid, and I've got no intention of ever publicly appearing so.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2015 09:14 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I think I'm going to be sick now.
How about a picture of a large spider giving a come-hither look? Maybe drooling a little venom?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (6FqZa)
Some douchebag photog and the New York Magazine and the rest of the Media has DECIDED that we, the proles, now must believe that Amy Shumer is stunning.
They take someone they know is a fellow traveller with all the correct mindthink and put her forward as the new standard of all things correct and beautiful.
It's political bias over all.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 30, 2015 08:54 PM (AC0lD)
She ate 6 of them?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: mbruce at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (EYFzL)
?! ok, now I'm stunned. Poor girl. 34 and already has the Michelle Obama Glare.
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: scrood at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (3b9U4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (ucDmr)
I believe she's working towards "feminist icon" status.
Then she can really pig out.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 09:16 PM (EDYaR)
"This Annie Leibovitz photo of @amyschumer is stunning"
Like what happens to a cow in a slaughterhouse before the knife falls.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2015 09:16 PM (o98Jz)
I believe she's working towards "feminist icon" status.
Then she can really pig out.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 09:16 PM (EDYaR)
And reach Dworkinesque proportions.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:16 PM (kpqmD)
pose in the least flattering way possible I'd tell them to pound sand
even if it were for 'the cause'."
That pose isn't even REMOTELY the "least flattering" possible.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 30, 2015 09:17 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 09:17 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: The Waistline, by Lena Dunham
When you can take the pebbles from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.
Posted by: Master Kan at November 30, 2015 09:17 PM (FkBIv)
Full Definition of STUNNING
(Mirriam Webster)
1: causing astonishment or disbelief
(The Free Dictionary)
1. Causing or capable of causing emotional shock or loss of consciousness.
Posted by: dwinnorcal at November 30, 2015 09:17 PM (3OTR8)
Ever see the Jennifer Aniston makeup or shampoo commercials or whatever they are?
She is so made up and touched up it's not even close to being the 'real' her.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:17 PM (9Kp2/)
Posted by: scrood at November 30, 2015 09:18 PM (3b9U4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Annie Leibowitz's Nikon D4S at November 30, 2015 08:52 PM (fHV6X)
Now THAT's just f'ing funneh right there...and you're right, it'd suicide.
Posted by: JQP at November 30, 2015 09:18 PM (UsgHM)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (h+JBX)
What makes this particular photo of Amy Shumer worse is that it's in the very forgiving medium black and white. Imagine how she'd look in color.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (9Kp2/)
Pro-tip, they do.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 09:11 PM (/tuJf)
That explains why my best female friend is a cat.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (sdi6R)
Schemers first impulse was to try and adopt a flattering pose, and was told not to
See? Edgy. Message. Confrontational
Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (zOTsN)
Nobody worth the effort to go find out.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (vd1+p)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: GySgt. Highway at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (sOhww)
Posted by: Bob at November 30, 2015 09:20 PM (r53Ib)
Posted by: Refrigerator Perry at November 30, 2015 09:20 PM (3b9U4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (FsuaD)
Been there, seen that. Daily Mail ran a spread (heh) on her on vaca a few months ago. In a bikini. With no makeup.
No, I'm not posting a link. I'm not cruel like maddog.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2015 09:20 PM (gyKtp)
I can guarantee you that after this photo, a lot less woman celebrities will pose for Annie Lebowitz.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:20 PM (9Kp2/)
I think they should follow up with a nekkid calendar of DC's finest: Barky, Schuma, Lisping former pervert brothel owner Bwany Fwank, ole Joe in his pool, a few dead Kennedy's,etc. Michael Moore for the cover with a bag of Doritos. All gawjus.
I mean, let 'er rip. Everybody nekkid.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 09:21 PM (Mopd7)
400 years ago, in Italy, Reuben would paint her portrait.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (1ijHg)
Um, I hate to break it to you, but Peter Paul Reubens was Dutch.
But his models did make killer sammiches.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (q2o3
"I sit corrected. I had an History teacher. He talked about the concept of beauty in the Middle Ages. Being voluptuous was a good thing. That was back when food security wasn't what it is now.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 09:21 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2015 09:21 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2015 09:21 PM (ucDmr)
Well, even at the slaughterhouse they do kill them with a pneumatic gun beforehand. We're not so lucky in this case.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 09:22 PM (osebr)
Don't light a match . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: tmitsss at November 30, 2015 09:22 PM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (3wfnv)
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (Jdgwe)
Posted by: Red Ronnet Connington at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (HkJGW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (ucDmr)
It's all about the grrrrlz.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (oVJmc)
normal woman would do), the picture probably wouldn't be half bad. But
for Liebowitz to pose her bent over, to show off the belly rolls,
well....Amy was an idiot for going along.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM
Yep. That and the rest of it. Schumer's a dolt for going along with this. It's not art, it's shit. It's like she got overwhelmed by the photogapher's rep.
AS: "Damn, Annie. That's a fucking terrible photo."
AL: "No, no no... it's artistic. It's symbolic and shit. You look great."
AS: "Ok, ok. If it's artistic. That's why I'm the model and you're the photo taking chick."
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (EWg9n)
Not that it matters, but this is the same Annie Leibowitz who famously can't manage her money worth a damn so she borrows tens of millions of dollars to live on without making much of an effort to pay it back and pisses off the preservationists in NYC for ruining a bunch of historical buildings she owns with shoddy, destructive remodeling without permits.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2015 09:24 PM (o98Jz)
1: causing astonishment or disbelief
Yes, okay.... I'm astonished that she'd agree to show this pic publicly.
But, the colloquial "stunning" (as applied to beauteous women) well, not so much...
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 30, 2015 09:25 PM (044Fx)
MP are the sucess story coming out of Chuckle's website meltdown and a
couple of the best peeps I've ever met. BTW, I'm in GTF - How far North
of me are you /
McGyver, Out
Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (pyw1v)
My home is about 4 hours north of Great Falls, give or take a little. And more or less straight north, except you have to take a series of secondary highways to get there from Sweetgrass. But I am on the job right now, and closest sizeable town is Dawson Creek, B.C.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2015 09:25 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:25 PM (h+JBX)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2015 08:49 PM (N8hFs)
I made one of those Twitter comments. The comment I made wasn't insulting, I like Schumer's comedy--her standup especially--and don't think 'stunning' is what she's about. Given her brand of humor, I'm pretty sure she's trolling the shit out of us.
To your 'fighting fit' comment, yes I am, although at my age it's more like 'body capable' rather than 'body beautiful'.
Posted by: troyriser at November 30, 2015 09:26 PM (Au69S)
Posted by: freakenstunned at November 30, 2015 09:26 PM (BO/km)
Thanks, Amy!
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2015 09:27 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: scrood at November 30, 2015 09:27 PM (3b9U4)
Sounds like a peach of a gal.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 09:27 PM (fwHUf)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:27 PM (h+JBX)
Posted by: funeralguy at November 30, 2015 09:28 PM (p0zHt)
Posted by: Blather Obama at November 30, 2015 09:28 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: baldilocks at November 30, 2015 09:28 PM (ys2UW)
I'm not sure what The Horde did to you today, but I apologize.
No more nekkid pictures of liberals please.
Posted by: bobby at November 30, 2015 09:28 PM (5mwOY)
Posted by: Larry Flynt at November 30, 2015 09:29 PM (pq97T)
2) This calendar is known world-wide for more than 50 years for its exclusivity and beautiful photos of beautiful women. What Einstein thought up this new version? Something is 'off' here..
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 30, 2015 09:29 PM (oQQwD)
Not a beautiful Sasquatch, just an average Sasquatch.
Posted by: BlakeH at November 30, 2015 09:29 PM (V9nKy)
Supercut: The 46 Damn Times Obama Has Lectured Us That This or That Non-Liberal Position "Is Not Who We Are"
No way in hell am I watching that video. I don't have four icepicks for my eyes and ears.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 09:29 PM (sdi6R)
It's almost a parody of comedy.
So I don't have anything else to apply to the picture to improve its "score."
Also sorry to hear about Iron Fist. I sometimes wish I kept in touch with people over the years, but honestly I wouldn't be me if I did.
I do hope for miracle condition improvements.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 09:29 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2015 09:30 PM (3tjn4)
The basket was filled to overflowing and stuff was running out onto the massive rolls of flab. She was wearing some low cut top thing with boobs so massive each one probably weighed 50lbs. She had cans of crap stuck in the cleavage of those massive bags.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 09:30 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: scrood at November 30, 2015 09:27 PM (3b9U4)
This. I was kind of a fan back in the day but I didn't want to see her naked even then.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 09:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:31 PM (h+JBX)
The basket was filled to overflowing and stuff was running out onto
the massive rolls of flab. She was wearing some low cut top thing with
boobs so massive each one probably weighed 50lbs. She had cans of crap
stuck in the cleavage of those massive bags.
If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it.
Posted by: Beyonce at November 30, 2015 09:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: baldilocks at November 30, 2015 09:32 PM (ys2UW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 30, 2015 09:32 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: tmitsss at November 30, 2015 09:33 PM (Pa9vP)
I had no idea this site existed. I'm going to get even less work done now.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 09:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:33 PM (h+JBX)
Posted by: Garrett at November 30, 2015 09:33 PM (aFpjm)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:34 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 09:34 PM (QWtgr)
Not the point. See, they have the good sense and self-awareness not to put nekkid pics of themselves out there and demand to be hailed as stunning and brave, unlike the flabby and plain Ms. Schumer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:34 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: publius
Admit it, you dreamed of being one of those cans.
Posted by: WalMart Woman at November 30, 2015 09:35 PM (c7vUv)
This too was Lebowitz idea.
I think Amy has a frienemy and she's too stupid to know it
Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:35 PM (zOTsN)
That girl is poison --Never trust a big butt and smile
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:36 PM (h+JBX)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2015 09:36 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: George HW Bush at November 30, 2015 09:36 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Michelin Man at November 30, 2015 09:36 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:16 PM (kpqmD)
I thought you meant Oberon's father and Corwin's grandfather, Dworkin Barimen, in Chronicals of Amber. A crabbed, twisted insane wizard bent on destroying the Pattern that bound him.
Then I googled it.
!AHGH!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 09:37 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 30, 2015 09:37 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:33 PM (h+JBX)
I'm guessing she dressed like Patti Smith and wore her hair like Patti Smith, but was much better looking.
Also, 9th grade. Nuff said.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 09:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Rafi Conquistador at November 30, 2015 09:38 PM (0OG8D)
I would prefer to avoid looking at backfat if at all possible, and there are many things I would prefer to avoid seeing altogether. Like, most folks in their altogether.
Yep. Most folks look better with their clothes on.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2015 09:38 PM (+YMhA)
Billy D Williams and Schumer for Colt 45 "Works Every time"
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:39 PM (h+JBX)
I'm also not one of those "women aren't funny" guys. I used to watch comedy club tapings all the time, a lot of women are *hilarious*, but for some reason most of the big-timers seem to have got there based on who they know not how funny they are.
The good ones are still at your local comedy club.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 09:39 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Michelin Man
I think we might have a class action here.
Posted by: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man at November 30, 2015 09:39 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:39 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 09:39 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (EEIG6)
Very much this. And, for reference, the applicable part of the quote:
In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better.
Posted by: joncelli at November 30, 2015 09:40 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2015 09:40 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:40 PM (h+JBX)
361 "but this is the same Annie Leibowitz who famously can't manage her money worth a damn so she borrows tens of millions of dollars to live on without making much of an effort to pay it back and pisses off the preservationists in NYC for ruining a bunch of historical buildings she owns with shoddy, destructive remodeling without permits. "
Sounds like a peach of a gal.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 09:27 PM (fwHUf)
Here's the thing that pisses me off. Her loans were secured by rights to her photography and future earnings. NOT her real estate. And at the same time, she was giving interviews whining about how demand for her work was down and it was so hard to make a living as a photographer in NY etc (I remember laughing at her sob story at the time).
Why ANYONE with any financial sense at all would loan her money is beyond me. Outright purchase of her real estate or publishing rights of her existing portfolio of work.....yeah, that would be reasonable.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2015 09:40 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2015 09:42 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:42 PM (h+JBX)
Posted by: Kevin Smith at November 30, 2015 09:43 PM (EEIG6)
I think it's needle holes from all the steroids.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 09:44 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:41 PM (zOTsN)
{not sure if serious}
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 09:44 PM (bLnSU)
I would prefer to avoid looking at backfat if at all possible, and there are many things I would prefer to avoid seeing altogether.<<<
I'll give Amy 1.44 bonus points for not having hideous tattoos and piercings. 5.44, you whackobirds.
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2015 09:44 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: ThunderB
Sometimes when you fart it isn't so funny.
Posted by: Al Roker at November 30, 2015 09:44 PM (c7vUv)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:18 PM
That was a very bad thing you just did, Jane.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2015 09:45 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2015 09:45 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tom Mix at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (Jdgwe)
Posted by: theCork at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (/NUys)
about the concept of beauty in the Middle Ages. Being voluptuous was a
good thing.
That was back when food security wasn't what it is now.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 09:21 PM (1ijHg)
Ruebens did his final apprenticeship in Italy and was deeply influenced by that school.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (EWg9n)
What used to be called "being a whore."
I don't get it, either.
And you aren't going to see me nekkid any time soon. Maybe once I"m dead.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2015 09:47 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
And my anus was the "O" in October.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 30, 2015 09:47 PM (c7vUv)
>>Al Roker at November 30, 2015 09:44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pde9ACMKRTs
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 09:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Orphan Annie Liebowitz at November 30, 2015 09:48 PM (EEIG6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:48 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2015 09:48 PM (kdS6q)
Thanks a lot, Lea. Here I thought you were a nice person.
we certainly have overweight people here, but I've never seen anybody walking around with that weird expression on their faces. She looks pretty miserable.
Exhibitionists are stymied by the Wisconsin climate.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 09:48 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:49 PM (h+JBX)
Posted by: Pam Poovey at November 30, 2015 09:49 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Mary at November 30, 2015 09:50 PM (2ly7u)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:50 PM (h+JBX)
Posted by: theCork at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (/NUys)
Okay, but I'm keeping my pants on.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 09:50 PM (bLnSU)
Maybe Annie can shoo Megan McCain naked in that same I'm-farting pose.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 09:51 PM (dvuhZ)
Ha. Don't mean to offend Wisconsinites! I don't mean overweight I meant her facial features and shape? Or something?
Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 09:51 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: theCork at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (/NUys)
Okay, but I'm keeping my pants on.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 09:50 PM (bLnSU)
That would pose a conflict of interest with your Moron status.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (sdi6R)
Slowly slumping into a vat of lard.
While screaming like a fishwife about SOCIAL JUSTICE.
The worst part? Not a bit of gravy to be seen.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (7O9ts)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:50 PM (h+JBX)
Ugh. Is that even possible? I thought everybody there was part cow. (Ducks, runs)
Posted by: joncelli at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (EEIG6)
Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:53 PM (zOTsN)
She is actually. She's his niece.
Posted by: no good deed at November 30, 2015 09:54 PM (GgxVX)
no idea why she didn't tone up thought if she knew she was going to be photographed nude.
isn't that what we do?
not that i've ever done naked photos!
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 09:54 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: HH at November 30, 2015 09:54 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:55 PM (h+JBX)
I think this is where Bandersnatch comes on and volunteers to be the photographer if you ever do have an interest. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 09:55 PM (No/ki)
This is the .main reason people join the left. So they can compete in areas where they have little actual ability and their sustaining Credential is being a member of the liberal tribe.
Posted by: simplemind at November 30, 2015 09:56 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2015 09:56 PM (DQlhN)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 30, 2015 09:57 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 30, 2015 09:57 PM (+Q9b4)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 09:57 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:58 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:58 PM (h+JBX)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 30, 2015 09:59 PM (/R6pH)
but we all can't be 10s it's not like i would only want to eat lettuce leaves the rest of my life. besides money for maintenance. trainers etc.
so she looks fine, just not what one expects when looking at nudish thing in 2015
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:00 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:02 PM (jOumW)
http://news.yahoo.com/jewish-kurds-hold-groundbreaking-iraq-commemoration-194156994.html
Lots of Muslims in the Near East are of Jewish descent. One statistic I once saw was that 1/3 of Palestinians were Jewish or Samaritan by genetics.
But it's only in Kurdistan that there are former Jews able to admit that their ancestors were Jews.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 10:03 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 10:03 PM (09Lhy)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:03 PM (5zixg)
Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 10:03 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:50 PM (h+JBX)
Ugh. Is that even possible? I thought everybody there was part cow. (Ducks, runs)
Posted by: joncelli at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (1FhAQ)
I throw wedges of brick cheese at both you scurvy varlets.
Amy Schumer's "I'm smelling a bad fart" expression is pure New York. Don't go blaming her on us. We have enough problems - we lost to the f'ing Bears on Thanksgiving and now you kick us when we're down by saying we look like this box head, this sour-faced bint?
That is, like, such a huge microaggression.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:04 PM (P8951)
Yup, and then say how brave she is for putting herself out there and dealing with the misogynist knuckledraggers, she was falling out of favor with the left not too long ago for some shit i didn't care enough about to remember now, she knows this schtick will go quite a ways in redeeming her.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 30, 2015 10:05 PM (VviqM)
********************
My home is about 4 hours north of Great Falls, give or take a little. And more or less straight north, except you have to take a series of secondary highways to get there from Sweetgrass. But I am on the job right now, and closest sizeable town is Dawson Creek, B.C.
********************
On the road this week, too - Toledo, OH Maybe we could work a Meat up for the Northwestern climes. Say, the Sip http://tinyurl.com/gqksqpo'n Dip email in nick, but I can't reply on my phone this week for some reason.
McGyver, Out
McGyver, Out
Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 10:05 PM (pyw1v)
Posted by: Doing The World A Favor By Not Posing at November 30, 2015 10:06 PM (HncT+)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 10:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Flaccid Member at November 30, 2015 10:06 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 10:07 PM (No/ki)
lol
crows feet! and yes detestable stretch marks on mt rear , i vlame 5 children, but i think it's ok , because real and i don't expect to pose nude for someone i don' t love or love me back. let alobe the world.
because , well why !?
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:07 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 10:07 PM (pyw1v)
Posted by: Photo producer at November 30, 2015 10:07 PM (q4hvt)
Posted by: Doing The World A Favor By Not Posing at November 30, 2015 10:06 PM
or, less, maybe.
Posted by: Doing The World A Favor By Not Posing at November 30, 2015 10:08 PM (HncT+)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:08 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 10:03 PM
Gonna need a bigger brush.
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 10:08 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 10:09 PM (2zd9l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2015 10:09 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 10:09 PM (QWtgr)
Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2015 10:10 PM (AfsKp)
Ha. Sorry Donna, I'm good with that. By all means, we can blame ny
Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 10:10 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:11 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2015 10:11 PM (c4yY7)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 10:12 PM (h+JBX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 10:12 PM (No/ki)
and i'm sorry to you guys.
i'm going to work harder on that
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:12 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:14 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:08 PM
Yeah, I suspect that it's not so much a statement as it is an in-joke of sorts. There's no fucking way that would make it out of the darkroom except as a joke. Liebovitz is retarded, but, not fucking retarded.
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 10:14 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 10:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 30, 2015 09:57 PM (+Q9b4)
Two Broke Girls.
Tell me that sitcom title isn't just trolling the audience with "Will Do Butt Stuff For Money".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2015 10:14 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 10:15 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 10:17 PM (h+JBX)
If she can make it there she can make it anywhere.
Posted by: Chairman of the bored at November 30, 2015 10:18 PM (FkBIv)
Back in the late 70s everyone knew about the Snap-On calendars. Less known were the way better Bridgestone tire calendars. Why? because the boss would never let you hang them anywhere a customer might see Snap-On was just chicks in bikinis.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 30, 2015 10:20 PM (wHX4r)
Maybe that's it. Hey, they bought Obama's "gravitas" and Hillary's "achievements". If they want to keep membership in the tribe, make the suckers buy Amy's stunning looks.
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2015 10:20 PM (OLNwX)
they'd end up all over the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 10:12 PM
No kidding. Way back in the day when you might provide a little titillation to some Fotomat (lawn ====>
perv? Sure. These days? Holy crap. It's crazy talk. It's f o r e v e r...Posted by: jow at November 30, 2015 10:20 PM (HncT+)
And the media would demand that everyone call her brave and beautiful - and if not - RACIST!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:23 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2015 10:24 PM (c4yY7)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 10:24 PM (h+JBX)
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2015 10:24 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Johnny Manziel at November 30, 2015 10:25 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 10:25 PM (h+JBX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2015 10:26 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 10:26 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:58 PM (zOTsN)
Exactly. A good photographer with the right lighting and posing can make almost anyone look good. To make someone look this bad has to be something that was done on purpose.
Posted by: HTL at November 30, 2015 10:26 PM (SQ8u5)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:23 PM (P8951)
Damn you to hell for that. That's on a par with giving terrorists ideas they hadn't thought of.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 10:27 PM (sdi6R)
Yes, that would be yet another a way to demean her role and the US. However, if she has any future plans for public office (which I expect she does) I doubt she'd agree to it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 10:27 PM (No/ki)
I self monitor because I am alternatively: obsessed by weird things/boring because I am obsessive/pissed off at life in general.
You are doing fine, child.
I am off to play with paste.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 10:27 PM (q2o38)
It's that bored employee "Next" look. Not ever appealing but naked a nightmare.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 30, 2015 10:28 PM (wHX4r)
Don't be a silly paranoid. Send me all your pictures.
I AM BECOM ..
Seriously, what could happen?
Posted by: Red Dragon at November 30, 2015 10:28 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: DonnaV (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:23 PM (P8951)
Damn you to hell for that. That's on a par with giving terrorists ideas they hadn't thought of.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 10:27 PM (sdi6R)
Now THAT would definitely kick the obesity epidemic in the balls. People wouldn't eat for weeks.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 30, 2015 10:28 PM (oKE6c)
"gravitas" and Hillary's "achievements". If they want to keep
membership in the tribe, make the suckers buy Amy's stunning looks.
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2015 10:20 PM
I'm not sure of the motivation, or how far the in-joke goes... I should imagine these other people are too thick to get it and maybe they're being punked. Dunno. But, Schumer's bit includes that she's this overweight, awkward doofus. I'm not certain what's going on, but I'm pretty sure it's not serious. It can't possibly be. Has Liebovitz suffered a recent head injury?
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 10:29 PM (EWg9n)
Btw, us this the same photographer that used to do photos of babies in funny props? Or was that someone else?
Posted by: @votermom at November 30, 2015 10:29 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 10:30 PM (h+JBX)
Interesting point. The photographer made this woman's face less attractive to draw attention to her thoroughly pedestrian body.
Why?
Liebovitz is sexualizing and demeaning in the the same photo. Minimizing the face, which is, classically, the window to the soul, and maximizing the body, which is nothing more than a slightly chubby 30-something's lure to draw men into her bed.
Sad. Pathological. Feminist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2015 10:31 PM (Zu3d9)
still i know i'm off the last few mths, and i need to pull my act together. i don't need yo embarrass myself and everyone here.
anyway i'm going to wander off and watch old english victorian movies.
Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:31 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 10:31 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 30, 2015 10:31 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 10:33 PM (No/ki)
Btw, us this the same photographer that used to do photos of babies in funny props? Or was that someone else?
Posted by: @votermom at November 30, 2015 10:29 PM (cbfNE)
I don't know about that. Annie Leibowitz is most famous for photos of actors, actresses, and rock stars. She's has a kajillion photos published in Rolling Stone.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 10:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 10:33 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 10:34 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 10:29 PM (EWg9n)
Anne Liebovitz hasn't been cool since the days when Rolling Stone mag was cool. So - about 1975 or so.
My guess is all the drugs she took with the 60's and '70's rock stars she photographed permanently addled her brain.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:34 PM (P8951)
I was thinking of the lighting - pasty-white and her face looks like a roll of dough. It is different from the rest of her body, too. Bing images indicate that she doesn't always look like Hilary Clinton the morning after a bender so it has to be the lighting and or makeup.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2015 10:35 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2015 10:24 PM (c4yY7)
Never thought I'd live to see the National Enquirer become the newspaper of record, and Pravda are balanced and objective source of news than the American media.
Yet, here we are.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 30, 2015 10:35 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 10:36 PM (EWg9n)
--
Oh thank goodness. I remembered the first name right, then, which is pretty good for me these days.
In that case I gave no idea who Leibovitz is
Posted by: @votermom at November 30, 2015 10:36 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 10:36 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:23 PM (P8951)
*applies brillo pad to brain*
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 30, 2015 10:36 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 10:37 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 10:30 PM (h+JBX)
Something else I never thought I'd hear.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 30, 2015 10:38 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 10:38 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel
Tempafrost?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 10:38 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: @votermom at November 30, 2015 10:38 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 10:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: @votermom at November 30, 201
Nope, you're thinking of a different Anne. I can't think of the baby photographer's last name and am too lazy to look it up. Very different subject matter and style from Liebovitz.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:39 PM (P8951)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 10:39 PM (0O7c5)
"The Globe: has as its headline "We must impeach President Obama. He's a disgrace" it and gives reasons related to his support of radical Islam. If I had been carrying any sticky notes I would have posted, "I agree!" on the paper.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 10:39 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 10:40 PM (QWtgr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 10:37 PM (0O7c5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DEoOdcYKbc
I denounce myself.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 10:41 PM (sdi6R)
roll of dough. It is different from the rest of her body, too.>>>
I see that now. In B/W photography lighting is even more important than color. And it seems to be coming predominantly from the left. Kinda like putting the flashlight under your face for telling ghost stories. Lighting from one direction can give the effect you want or fuck it up totally.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 30, 2015 10:43 PM (wHX4r)
There was a picture of Mooch walking up some stairs next to Carla and Letizia. One of Mooch's ass checks was wider than Carla and Letizia's both put together.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 10:44 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 10:44 PM (QWtgr)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 10:44 PM (EDYaR)
Seriously, these are women "of outstanding accomplishment" ?
Propaganda, pure and simple.
And I'm definitely sticking with the Vaclav Havel thing: propaganda is about producing moral decay by forcing people to act as though lies are true.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 30, 2015 10:45 PM (erRNA)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 10:40 PM
Ham Wallet
*mic drop*
Posted by: Ghost of EOJ at November 30, 2015 10:45 PM (JN5ak)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 10:47 PM (FBhu6)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 10:47 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at November 30, 2015 10:53 PM (A8sWO)
the smell hits me too hard,
and I have to close my eyes,
and barf!
I want to hold you till I die,
but the stench just makes me cry!
I have to throw up,
'till the queasiness subsides!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 30, 2015 11:07 PM (0OG8D)
don't get why average looking people wish to compete in a game in which
they have so little actual ability."
To prove the rules are different for them, Ace.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 30, 2015 11:14 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: bestie21 at November 30, 2015 11:34 PM (HUeC4)
Posted by: Dancing Queen at November 30, 2015 11:48 PM (KgGd7)
Posted by: Buffalbob at December 01, 2015 12:05 AM (8nL8o)
Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 01, 2015 12:13 AM (hoUpO)
Whoever cast her in that must have been some sort of telepath / precog.
Posted by: Flying Tiger Comics at December 01, 2015 12:15 AM (f/6od)
Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at December 01, 2015 12:19 AM (FFIoe)
Either way....
Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
It has been ... years since my last confession....
Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 01, 2015 12:20 AM (hoUpO)
Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at December 01, 2015 12:21 AM (FFIoe)
Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 01, 2015 12:20 AM
*makes Sign of the Cross*
Your penance is served, my son.
Posted by: Bob's Internet Archdiocese and Radiator Shop at December 01, 2015 12:39 AM (h8I+V)
Posted by: Funeral guy at December 01, 2015 02:03 AM (p0zHt)
Posted by: Chucky Schumer at December 01, 2015 03:11 AM (zSzLr)
Posted by: BJ Clinton at December 01, 2015 03:12 AM (zSzLr)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 01, 2015 04:07 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: deadrody at December 01, 2015 06:45 AM (vJOFB)
Sure, I'd hit it if I were drunk.
Posted by: ConstantineXI at December 01, 2015 08:00 AM (Eov0o)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 01, 2015 08:16 AM (teYv/)
See what I did there? tho the remarkable resemblance to Pam from Archer is...well, it's there and it's disturbing.
Oh, right, phrasing. Wait, are we still doing that?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 01, 2015 08:53 AM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Pho Tog at December 01, 2015 09:11 AM (Y8P5w)
Posted by: BHO at December 01, 2015 11:49 AM (4QW48)
I'm guessing she leaves her membership card at home a lot.
Posted by: Rocketeer at December 01, 2015 12:28 PM (mUWtd)
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2015 08:49 PM (N8hFs)
Even if I wasn't 6'5" 245 lbs, I would still be able to assess the picture that she wanted to be viewed. I am, though, and she's mediocre. Sorry, female attractiveness is usually #1 on the list. If not at the top, it's pretty close. The ability for men to provide is near the top for females. It's nature; that's what we're wired to desire/seek. That's the way we've been since the cavemen sought the best looking female for procreation & the cave women sought the best hunter/gatherer.
It's just that it's impolite to actually say aloud when women aren't beautiful while okie-dokie to point out any man's financial setbacks.
Posted by: Cam Winston at December 01, 2015 03:55 PM (pIxZi)
Posted by: macko at December 01, 2015 05:52 PM (dagzk)
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