And Then, For Some Reason, Amy Schumer Took Her Clothes Off and Posed Nude for Annie Liebowitcz, And Then For Some Other Reason, People Began Saying She Was Beautiful

Eh. She's a very average looking woman. She's not really ugly or anything.

But also... not any kind of girl of your dreams, either.

It's just -- this is a weird double-game the sexual left plays. On one hand, they insist that no one sexually objectify them. On the other hand, they put out naked pictures of themselves.

That's not the only double game going on here, either. Because while Schumer is presenting herself in a sexualized manner -- here's my naked body -- she insists simultaneously that you do not score her according to the rules of the game she is playing. That is, when she appears naked (for no good reason), she doesn't want an honest assessment of how she looks naked; she still wants you to evaluate her by what she thinks is her inherent value as a human being.

But I could do that -- and in fact usually did do that -- when she had her clothes on.

The only new variable here is her body, so what else is there to talk about except he body, and what shape she's in?

Now that she has her clothes off -- Eh, a somewhat over-gallant five for her age group.

What else am I supposed to say? Should I say she's beautiful? She's not. And I wouldn't be remarking on this in either direction save for the fact she is implicitly now telling the world she wants to be rated not on on her inner beauty (whatever that is), but her actual beauty.

Like I said: Meh.

Very average, like most people are quite average looking (me included). I don't get why average looking people wish to compete in a game in which they have so little actual ability.


Posted by: Ace at 08:18 PM




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1 I wonder what Uncle Chuckie thinks of his niece's, uh, calendar.

This calendar should be sent to Gitmo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:20 PM (Mopd7)

2 Everyone gets a trophy.

Posted by: redenzo at November 30, 2015 08:20 PM (WCnJW)

3 The unbridled leftism is what turned me off first. The rolls of fat and the Jay Leno chin were the clinchers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:20 PM (tCjRC)

4 They didn't ask me. Bastards.

Posted by: Susan Estrich at November 30, 2015 08:21 PM (NSb9d)

5 Well, her "inner beauty" is about a 3 so..........

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2015 08:21 PM (CLj6f)

6 It's gone from "Beauty is only skin deep" to "Beauty is all that matters and I *am* beautiful, dammit!"

Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2015 08:22 PM (JIElb)

7 Ehh...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2015 08:22 PM (AkOaV)

8 Her mom thinks she's pretty. Her dad? Not so much.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:22 PM (tCjRC)

9 At least she's funnier and more attractive than Lena Dunham. And yeah that's a low bar, but she can step over it.


I think this is more demonstration that she really isn't that "edgy" and is just another PC SJW comic.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2015 08:22 PM (Fb+YL)

10 Yeah, uhm...

No thanks.

Posted by: Garrett at November 30, 2015 08:23 PM (aFpjm)

11 Ace is the Mother Teresa of charities.

Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at November 30, 2015 08:23 PM (G0t7U)

12 Imagine the amount of Val-U-Rite you'd have to inhale before tapping that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:24 PM (tCjRC)

13 a "charitable five" is being, well, charitable.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (AkOaV)

14 Heh! "Stunning and Brave!" someone posted at that link.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (CLj6f)

15 most people are quite average looking (me included)

Oh man, you had me going there for a minute.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (k9qR4)

16 Do the beef curtains match the drapes?

Posted by: Garrett at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (aFpjm)

17 That body is its own self defense mechanism.

Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (G0t7U)

18 "Kermit, I said DOUBLE CREAM, you silly froggie! But moi luvs you anyway!"

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (DLu2s)

19 Wait -- now it's an over-gallant five? What does that even mean?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2015 08:25 PM (AkOaV)

20 OT I put this on the last thread, but it's kinda important. Sorry for OT so soon.

If any of you recall a poster over at a past venue referencing small gruen feetballs - a guy whose went by Iron Fist? Well, he's just been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. He and his wife, Mafia Princess (yes, they got married) could use some good thoughts and if you're the prayin kind, well, couldn't hurt

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (pyw1v)

21 I don't get why average looking people wish to compete in a game in which they have so little actual ability.


The mind is it's own Funhouse mirror.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (rwI+c)

22 >>Her dad? Not so much.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:22 PM (tCjRC)

This is kind of gross.

I said in the other thread, I don't this kind of a calendar.

Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (vmMMi)

23 Those thighs would be perfect for my girl suit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (/tuJf)

24 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (8ZskC)

25 Meh indeed. I'm sure that she will also be called "strong" for doing this -- in spite of the fact that public nudity is never a sign of mental strength and fitness. I rate her thusly: sad lunatic, seeking attention.

Next up: Bruce Jenner posing nude, followed by unending assertions of how beautiful "she" is, from all the usual leftist imbeciles. You know it's coming. As some guy said: what a dumb time to be alive.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (rUc9h)

26 Sacred honor compels me to confess . . .

Posted by: Will Folks at November 30, 2015 08:27 PM (QWtgr)

27 Amy Schumer's body is beautiful like Michelle Obama is beautiful. You know, THAT kind of beautiful.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:28 PM (8ZskC)

28 Yeah, I'm seeing too much of her panties and not enough of her feedbags to give an honest assessment.

Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2015 08:28 PM (3tjn4)

29 I really don't understand this calendar at all. I mean, that Venus or whichever sister scares me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:28 PM (Mopd7)

30 In fairness, if you looked down and saw that slurping your stump, you wouldn't shriek like a girl*



*after checking the Adam's Apple.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2015 08:28 PM (rwI+c)

31 Go easy, Ace.

Fat chicks need love, too.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (QWtgr)

32 PLUMP AND CRAZY!

THAT'S MY KIND OF WOMAN!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (rUc9h)

33 You could upholster a recliner with all that extra skin.

Posted by: Ilse Koch at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (8ZskC)

34 "This Annie Leibovitz photo of @amyschumer is stunning"

For certain values of stunning. She's no Lena Dunham, that's for certain.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (3dOE/)

35 30 In fairness, if you looked down and saw that slurping your stump, you wouldn't shriek like a girl*



*after checking the Adam's Apple.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2015 08:28 PM (rwI+c)


well thats not exactly a high standard.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (AkOaV)

36 Holy spare tires Batman!

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (8HTq1)

37 She looks like a cabbage patch kid, but you know...more desperate for a bad touch.

Posted by: Garrett at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (aFpjm)

38 Women seek the approval of straight men but go about it by consulting the advice of other women and straight men.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (JIElb)

39 I'm pretty sure Amy has an Adam's Apple. Looks like she swallowed a Rubik's Cube.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:29 PM (tCjRC)

40 Ah, I meant to finish that with "gay men". My kingdom for an edit function!

Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (JIElb)

41 BTW, who is Amy Schumer?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (8ZskC)

42 She doesn't do anything for me.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (XRpjE)

43 I'm pretty sure Amy has an Adam's Apple.


It's more of a wattle.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (rwI+c)

44 Well lemma put it this way: I will not be having any wet dreams tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (DUoqb)

45 All women have Adam's apples.They are just less prominent than mens.

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (8HTq1)

46 And no, guys, she is not "passable."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (tCjRC)

47 Enjoying the fact that Johnny Fuckin' Football is the third string QB on a hideously shitty Browns squad.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (QWtgr)

48 BTW, who is Amy Schumer?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (8ZskC)

Ditto

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (DUoqb)

49 My guess is that she's holding a peppermint mocha with double whipped cream.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (8ZskC)

50 To thoroughly proffer a comprehensive and complete reflection of Amy Schumer's Mind, Body and Spirit integrated into a singulararity of her personage I withhold my final verdict until I can evaluate the beauty incarnate of what the poet Virgil referred to as her "Meat Curtains"

Posted by: Minuteman at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (yQVAQ)

51 The thing that astonishes me is that she went running to Greg Gutfeld and Andy Levy when she was trying to get her career going.

Her politics are what they are, but for her to go all Dana Vachon is unimpressive as well.

Posted by: tmi3rd at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (XUEde)

52 Well, I can see why Pirelli chose this coven for the calendar. They all look pretty tire-some.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (7MWCL)

53 she's doing her part in limiting procreation

Posted by: newrouter at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (uWaCs)

54 Some of the comments at the twitter link are funny.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

55 "she still wants you to evaluate her by what she thinks is her inherent value as a human being."

So, straight to haggling over price, then. That's fair.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 30, 2015 08:31 PM (3dOE/)

56 Enjoying the fact that Johnny Fuckin' Football is the third string QB on a hideously shitty Browns squad.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (QWtgr)

Ugh oh--there is a jenny football but boy around here so be careful

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (DUoqb)

57 There's plenty of bbw- / over-30- pr0n out there for those who are into that sort of thing. For free.

And since I, I mean, the friend on whose behalf I'm posting, don't know the ladies' politics; my friend can concentrate on the action.

Not seeing why my friend should pay to see Schumer naked. For her age and size range she ain't all that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (6FqZa)

58 To the left this is bravery.If you are a dumpy chick but pose naked.

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (8HTq1)

59 Well, I can see why Pirelli chose this coven for the calendar. They all look pretty tire-some.

She would have been appropriate for a Michelin calendar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (8ZskC)

60 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ike Turner

Hell yeah.

Posted by: Chris Brown at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (VAsIq)

61 Wonder what Uncle Chuckie thinks?

She's so meh for a young woman. Seriously, hit the gym.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (FsuaD)

62 @41...Chuckie Shuma's niece or nephew depending on which she identifies with (I guess). I have no idea, otherwise, who she is. Maybe in movies? Drives dump truck? I am clueless except for her name and figure that, like Clinton, rose her to fame like moldy yeast on a hobo dumpster hamburger.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (Mopd7)

63 I find her quite breathtaking.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (1gtaB)

64
Amy Schumer has the classic middle age FUPA!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (OiFtZ)

65 I'm getting enough of this shit. The fraction of the population you want to see naked in a photo shoot is very small. That's why it's so valuable, it's a rarity. Just like the talent required for big league sports and similar.

Why we hear all the fuss about making "normal women" feel good about themselves, I don't know, and I'm getting sick of it. The women who are capable of this shit are very abnormal, on the tails of the ol' Gaussian, and that's the just the way it is.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (dvuhZ)

66 49 My guess is that she's holding a peppermint mocha with double whipped cream.

It's vodka and a half cup of sugar.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (tCjRC)

67 46 And no, guys, she is not "passable."

-------------

Well, she really is very passable. In the "No thanks, I'll pass" sort of way, that is.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (rUc9h)

68 as i mentioned in the other thread.....she's selling spare tires.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (0O7c5)

69 To paraphrase the Dalrymple quote, the left desires the power to force people to assent to absurdities, such as Yucko looking good in fishnets.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (EEIG6)

70 WTF is Pirelli's game here? Becoming The Official Tire of the Scolding Left?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (oVJmc)

71
She didn't go for the naked and sweaty clutch with Lena Dunham?

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (BK3ZS)

72 It's just -- this is a weird double-game the sexual left plays. On one hand, they insist that no one sexually objectify them. On the other hand, they put out naked pictures of themselves.

-
I think the purpose of all those double standards and non sequiturs is to deny the existence of logic or intelligence. Just become the mindless mob you are told to be.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (Nwg0u)

73 Well, I can see why Pirelli chose this coven for the calendar. They all look pretty tire-some.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Yeah, this calendar wasn't really in their wheelhouse.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (VAsIq)

74 BTW, who is Amy Schumer?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM


Beats my pair o' jacks. Never heard of her.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (pLwjI)

75 The day Amy won first place.

http://i.___ur.com/upub7sr.png

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (8ZskC)

76 If any of you recall a poster over at a past venue
referencing small gruen feetballs - a guy whose went by Iron Fist? Well,
he's just been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. He and his wife, Mafia
Princess (yes, they got married) could use some good thoughts and if
you're the prayin kind, well, couldn't hurt



McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (pyw1v)


Oh, crap. IF is one of the good guys. I think he can be found at Blogmocracy these days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (7MWCL)

77 And no, guys, she is not "passable."


The Michelin Man is 12 beers hittable. I'd rate her no worse than 6.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (rwI+c)

78 Most people don't look all that great naked. Especially when photographed.

Having a good personality, good grooming, and wearing the right clothes makes a huge difference. But these days that's considered "inauthentic" or "selling out".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (OiH3z)

79
When Johnny Manziel doesn't return to the lineup this season and is cut from the Browns, who will pick him up for another go next season?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (OiFtZ)

80 ....and then for some reason....glen beck wants to run for president.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (0O7c5)

81 Behold my multiple body folds! But don't you dare objectify me!!!!!!

--- whatshername

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 08:35 PM (FsuaD)

82 * waves People magazine aloft *

The Power of Fame compels you ~ ! The Power of Fame compels you ~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2015 08:35 PM (9YDUz)

83 Outtake

http://tinyurl.com/osn82yf

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2015 08:35 PM (8ZskC)

84 Oh FFS! I tune in for the football elbows and I get Amy Schumer!? WTF!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2015 08:35 PM (+bVzV)

85 When Johnny Manziel doesn't return to the lineup this season and is cut from the Browns, who will pick him up for another go next season?

Eagles. They're already starting Sanchez.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:35 PM (tCjRC)

86 I honestly want to see this "anti-body-shaming" culture among women to be applied to really, REALLY hairy dudes. We're talking, werewolf-esque, coarse black hair everywhere; shoulders, back, just everywhere.

You know that at least some of these so-called "body-positive" women are going to experience some level of revulsion. What's rich about this is that those guys' only recourse is to cover themselves up or undergo costly and painful laser hair removal. They were very literally "born that way". All repulsive fat bitches have to do is go on a diet and exercise every now and then. Body-shaming, my ass.

Posted by: Obsidian Owl at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (jwEaB)

87 80
....and then for some reason....glen beck wants to run for president.....


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 08:34 PM (0O7c5)


I saw that. Dear jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (FsuaD)

88 Whoa! Boner Killer!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (3b9U4)

89 I thought she'd be more appropriate for a Michelin calendar.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (oVJmc)

90
56 Enjoying the fact that Johnny Fuckin' Football is the third string QB on a hideously shitty Browns squad.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 08:30 PM (QWtgr)

Ugh oh--there is a jenny football but boy around here so be careful
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:32 PM (DUoqb)



I bet he would have been willing to lie to the Browns staff for me that those photos were old!

Posted by: Johnny Third String at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (z/Ubi)

91 I'D HIT IT!

[ROBOTIC CACKLE]

Posted by: Hillary! and Her Rainbow Exoskeleton at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (rUc9h)

92
Amy brags about her ability to pick up a Kennedy half dollar on the first try!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (OiFtZ)

93 I am sure Lena is upset her toilet photo did not make calendar. Now THAT is a disgusting photo (do not google unless in barfing state of mind. What is seen cannot be unseen).

I blame Ace for me even knowing who Lena is. Bad Ace. Need spanking. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (Mopd7)

94 's just -- this is a weird double-game the sexual left plays.
---------------------------
*recalls the morbidly obese woman that stripped to her undies, and wrote 'I am beautiful' all over her body. Then walked around town, rode subway etc. *

And, oh yes, slut walks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (9mTYi)

95 I saw that. Dear jeebus.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (FsuaD)

honestly....what kind of meds is he on or off?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (0O7c5)

96 The NRA should contact her for a series on concealed weapons. "I can hide a small handgun under this fold, a little holdout in this roll, and long rifle right here...."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 30, 2015 08:37 PM (VAsIq)

97 That guy can move

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:37 PM (DUoqb)

98 She can lie on newspaper and transfer the comics to the top of your desk!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:37 PM (tCjRC)

99 @87...nononononono. Please say no. Not in my lifetime.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:37 PM (Mopd7)

100 79: Jerrah Jones

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2015 08:37 PM (ucDmr)

101 Oh well....woman are woman. Turn them upside down and their are all the same.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2015 08:38 PM (ej1L0)

102

oh dear lord the twitter replies are brutal....ly honest

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:38 PM (9Kp2/)

103 Amy--call me!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen, glory days (and holes) past at November 30, 2015 08:38 PM (VAsIq)

104 To McGuyver.... prayers forthcoming.

Posted by: william at November 30, 2015 08:38 PM (cwAFZ)

105 That's AEROSTAT Schumer.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:39 PM (oVJmc)

106 I'll just leave this here and go back to writing.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/selection-du-weekend-168-59.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 08:39 PM (Es5pa)

107 Did manziel even dress for the game tonight? I know the Coaches weren't sure of that earlier because of other personnel needs they don't always go with 3 qbs active for the game.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2015 08:39 PM (z/Ubi)

108 Whoa! Boner Killer! Posted by: Charlie Sheen

Dude, I'm calling shenanigans. You got it up for a man's hairy ass. You'd stick it into the Event Horizon's warp core if you could

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 08:39 PM (6FqZa)

109 f any of you recall a poster over at a past venue referencing small gruen feetballs - a guy whose went by Iron Fist? Well, he's just been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. He and his wife, Mafia Princess (yes, they got married) could use some good thoughts and if you're the prayin kind, well, couldn't hurt

McGyver, out
Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (pyw1v)

Good God, I remember Iron Fist. Always liked him and wondered how he was doing. That's terrible news and I will certainly say a prayer for him.

Thanks for posting that, McGyver.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 08:40 PM (P8951)

110 Whaaya mean she's not stunning?

I think she's drop-dead byeautful.

Hic.

Posted by: Beer Goggles at November 30, 2015 08:40 PM (Ri2FP)

111 @94...speaking of slut walks. I was trying to find a dress for niece's Christmas gift and hard to find one not showing boobage or undies.

Now, I was known, cough, to wear very short Daisy Dukes to family reunions and a very, very short dress to a family wedding. I was clueless as to how shocking I was. I did have good legs back then, in my defense. But clueless. I did not hang boobies out for observation by all, however.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:40 PM (Mopd7)

112 Which month is she? Before or after Yoko?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 08:40 PM (FkBIv)

113 Well Amy is a beautiful girl. I haven't seen the picture but I purchased a calendar for every congressman, senator, and aide.

With tax money, of course.

Posted by: Chuck Shumer at November 30, 2015 08:40 PM (VAsIq)

114 Oh, and prayer said for Iron Fist.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:41 PM (Mopd7)

115
A 5?

She's funny. That makes her a 6.

Oh wait. She's not funny but tells "jokes" anyway. That makes her a 4.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:41 PM (9Kp2/)

116 Oh that's nice...starting Sunday the tolls are going up on the GW Bridge...as if I did not hate going into that shitbag of a city

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:41 PM (DUoqb)

117 I'm sorry to hear about Iron Fist. I remember him from the old days.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

118 After the ossified Yoko spread, even Lena Dunham would look a 10.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 08:41 PM (Es5pa)

119 Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 08:26 PM (pyw1v)


prayers for him

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 08:41 PM (0O7c5)

120 The people that do this clearly just want attention and they are not content with their family/friends/boyfriend/spouses alone. It's sad.

Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (vmMMi)

121 So who's objectifying Amy? I think she should be knocked up and placed in a kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.

Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (3tjn4)

122 Did manziel even dress for the game tonight? I know the Coaches weren't sure of that earlier because of other personnel needs they don't always go with 3 qbs active for the game.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2015 08:39 PM (z/Ubi)


yes they dressed him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (DUoqb)

123 In fairness, if you looked down and saw that slurping your stump, you wouldn't shriek like a girl.


No, I would not. With regard to any comments beyond that, I'll tread lightly.

Posted by: jow at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (2tvzB)

124 #98...ha. Had to focus on that one. Silly Putty. You bad, Wyatt.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (Mopd7)

125
Sarah Silverman looks like ALF.

And she looks quite ordinary naked.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (9Kp2/)

126 Best tweet in response to the photo -

"If it's wrong to judge a woman for her appearance, it is wrong to praise her for going on display."

Posted by: biancaneve at November 30, 2015 08:43 PM (37TvV)

127 Losing!!!
Too much Whale Blood!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 30, 2015 08:43 PM (3b9U4)

128 Another socialist woofer.
She'd fit in nicely on The View.

Posted by: anti-socialist at November 30, 2015 08:43 PM (o9lmn)

129 124 #98...ha. Had to focus on that one. Silly Putty. You bad, Wyatt.

I'm showing my age with that one.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2015 08:43 PM (tCjRC)

130 Thanks Ace for the report. I didn't click on the link. Because life is too short to look at fat chicks. I still have back issues of Sears Catalogs, National Geographic and Grey's Anatomy to look at. And I bet I might possibly find a hot chick showing her ankle (or maybe more ) if I use Netscape to connect to the search function in AOL, Excite, or Yahoo.

Yeah, I'm something of a computer whiz.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 30, 2015 08:43 PM (yQVAQ)

131 This week's unfunny female comic.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

132 I'd hit that.

Posted by: Michelin Man at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (3dOE/)

133 Which month is she? Before or after Yoko?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 08:40 PM (FkBIv)


Must be February, because Fat Tuesday falls on the ninth,

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (7MWCL)

134 I've had my differences with Iron Fist over the years, but he's a good man overall - certainly better than me.

I hope he pulls through.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (6FqZa)

135
122 Did manziel even dress for the game tonight? I know the Coaches weren't sure of that earlier because of other personnel needs they don't always go with 3 qbs active for the game.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2015 08:39 PM (z/Ubi)


yes they dressed him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:42 PM (DUoqb)



Hopefully they changed his diaper and gave him a pacifier to keep from crying too.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (z/Ubi)

136 I saw a pic. She's fat. Nice face.

400 years ago, in Italy, Reuben would paint her portrait.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (1ijHg)

137 Does she have a blue dress?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (/oy1S)

138 She has a possible future selling Michelin tires, if the comic gig doesn't work out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (gyKtp)

139
I hit it and it was average but passable.

Posted by: Shecky Green, Tropicana Hotel at November 30, 2015 08:45 PM (OiFtZ)

140 Dear SMOD,

Why do you hate us so?

Waiting,

eman

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2015 08:45 PM (mR7Es)

141 Yep totally average. Annie should stick to stunningly beautiful cover girls.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 30, 2015 08:45 PM (EEIG6)

142 just -- this is a weird double-game the sexual left plays.
---------------------------
*recalls the morbidly obese woman that stripped to her undies, and wrote 'I am beautiful' all over her body. Then walked around town, rode subway etc. *

And, oh yes, slut walks.



Eye rape. Not to be confused with rape eyes.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 30, 2015 08:45 PM (0NdlF)

143
A good twitter reply would be a line from 1984, such as Yeah stunning...and ignorance is strength...freedom is slavery...blah blah blah

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:45 PM (9Kp2/)

144 She's got tiny man nipples, that's why they're covered.

Posted by: The Nipple Police at November 30, 2015 08:45 PM (Jdgwe)

145 Dragged over from the previous thread.
That awful calendar shoot:

"Secretary Clinton arrived for the photo shoot, where she enthusiastically posed topless and, for one awkward moment, totally nude on top of one of the assistants. her campaign arrived half an hour later in a panic, apologizing for her behavior. 'She gave us the slip--please, destroy all of those pictures. They could sink her campaign.' Of course, the photographers had not taken any photos, as Clinton had not been asked to the shoot."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 30, 2015 08:46 PM (VAsIq)

146 Michelin Miss.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 30, 2015 08:46 PM (Sda6L)

147 THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Posted by: MY EYES! at November 30, 2015 08:46 PM (vBeA5)

148 IMHO, SMOD is a no-show. A poser. I have more faith in Yellowstone Caldera.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 08:46 PM (1ijHg)

149 You'd all better say Amy Schumer is stunning and brave...NOW!

Posted by: PC Principal at November 30, 2015 08:46 PM (wZ2hu)

150 In other news, Kevin McCarthy just folded on defunding PP....Better alert lucy in the sky with diamonds so she can shill for the establishment

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (DUoqb)

151 Liebowitz sure has the creepy 70s basement porn vibe down.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (oVJmc)

152
I had aural sex with Amy and it was fabulous!

Posted by: The Chicken at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (OiFtZ)

153 Well I've been freaked and I've been stunned but I've never been ....

Posted by: freakenstunned at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (BO/km)

154
Alternate post title:

Amy Shumer is the new Lena Dunham Bruce Jenner.

Amy Shumer is just the grotesque celebrity the Left demands we adore and adulate.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (9Kp2/)

155
Alternate post title:

Amy Shumer is the new Lena Dunham Bruce Jenner.

Amy Shumer is just the next grotesque celebrity the Left demands we adore and adulate.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (9Kp2/)

156 94 's just -- this is a weird double-game the sexual left plays.
---------------------------
*recalls the morbidly obese woman that stripped to her undies, and wrote 'I am beautiful' all over her body. Then walked around town, rode subway etc. *

And, oh yes, slut walks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 08:36 PM (9mTYi


So, do these ladies bring their own sack of flour? Cause if not their chances go from slim to none to just none.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (yQVAQ)

157 A five? That would make Christie Brinkley twice as pretty at twice the age.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 30, 2015 08:47 PM (+Q9b4)

158 Don't forget the morbidly obese Belgium Health Minister. She looks like she ate Pizza the Hutt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 08:48 PM (Es5pa)

159
Annie Got Her Cum

Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 30, 2015 08:48 PM (K74UP)

160 Another socialist woofer.
She'd fit in nicely on The View.
Posted by: anti-socialist


Now that we have wide screens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 08:48 PM (FkBIv)

161 Amy Schumer: 15 psi in a 30 psi body.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:49 PM (oVJmc)

162 All I'm seeing as reaction to this is just how fat and terrible she looks. I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.

Also hi I miss you degenerates. Guess I'll see you all in South Dakota.

Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2015 08:49 PM (N8hFs)

163 "What does she look like? " is the question posed.

The answer is, " A stupid attention whore is what she looks like" is the only answer.
She looks like she's not sane.
She looks barking mad.
She looks like someone who should be in an institution.

People who use nudity for their self actualization are stupid and crazy.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 30, 2015 08:49 PM (7O9ts)

164
" elderly lesbian seduces raped and enslaved confused middle-aged nothing!"

Film at 11!

Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (K74UP)

165 Who is this woman trying to impress? The viewer or herself?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (WVsWD)

166 Not my type--she's all into consent.

But she's famous, so trophy fuck!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (RIzwy)

167 >>Don't forget the morbidly obese Belgium Health Minister. She looks like she ate Pizza the Hutt.

If you go to the link and scroll down to the twitter replies you well see a picture of Her Huttness.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

168 I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is
fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.


If they're not posing near nude for a calendar, they can be as flabby as they want without being hypocrites about the people that do.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (oVJmc)

169 >>Well lemma put it this way: I will not be having any wet dreams tonight
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Oh I have those all the time.
Or maybe I just piss myself a lot.

Posted by: Hillary at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (c7vUv)

170 At least I don't have to worry about being passable.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (EEIG6)

171 I guess it's like that hideous painting at the home of the friend that's hosting the party.

They display it garishly and prominently and then say, "What do you think?"

We're all supposed to be polite and nod, I guess.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (JIElb)

172 I'm watching Andrea Bocelli on PBS because I'm all sophisticated n shit. His wife is smoking hot and has a beautiful voice. Then I found this on Wikipedia:

Bocelli was born to Alessandro and Edi Bocelli, even though they were advised to abort him.[17] He has stated that his mother's decision to give birth to him and overrule the doctor's advice was the inspiration for him to hold a pro-life view towards abortion.

. . .

Doctors had advised Bocelli's parents to abort Andrea before birth as they predicted based on studies, that Bocelli would be born with a disability. The Bocellis declined and gave birth to Andrea. It was evident at birth that Bocelli had numerous problems with his sight, and after visits to many doctors, he was diagnosed with congenital glaucoma.[18] In 1970, at the age of 12, he lost his sight completely following an accident during a football game.[7][24] He was hit in the eye playing goalkeeper during a match and suffered a brain hemorrhage. Doctors resorted to leeches in a desperate last-ditch effort to save his sight, but they were unsuccessful, and he remained blind.[25]

Smoking wife:
http://tinyurl.com/owrxo8z

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (Nwg0u)

173 Now that we have wide screens.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 08:48 PM (FkBIv)


Wouldn't you know it, there's a song about that.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KENRuX4wGnk

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2015 08:50 PM (7MWCL)

174
All I'm seeing as reaction to this is just how fat and terrible she looks. I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is fighting fit

The point is that we're being told she's "stunning."

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (9Kp2/)

175 I FINALLY finished my first web video. No nudity. And I'm pretty happy with the results.



Amy Schumer was cute a while back but now, ughh-ughh-ughh. But that's also politics and personality. And also, there are very few women over 40 I find physically attractive. Gloria from Modern Family. That's about it.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (AC0lD)

176 Yikes. Twitter is on fire.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (FsuaD)

177 You're welcome.

Posted by: Lena Dunham, Trendsetter at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (WMvm8)

178 All I'm seeing as reaction to this is just how fat and terrible she looks. I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.

Posted by: Gingy

A) most of the people commenting have the decency to keep their clothes on in public.
B) the physical appearance of others doesn't alter the objective reality that Amy is a chub.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (/oy1S)

179 I just wish she'd stop claiming to be a size 6. Honey, no. No. You are not a size 6.

Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (Z/8dZ)

180 I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is
fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.


I'm within Standards

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (DUoqb)

181 She's trying to get some buzz by being so 'open.' To paraphrase Camille Paglia, 'you've won the culture war and now got nothing but shock behaviour Amy.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 08:51 PM (Es5pa)

182 thank God Expeed 4 isn't self-aware

Posted by: Annie Leibowitz's Nikon D4S at November 30, 2015 08:52 PM (fHV6X)

183 If she was politically conservative and had a brain, I could overlook her figure. I would beat-off before I hit that toad.

Posted by: JROD at November 30, 2015 08:52 PM (wnwJC)

184
I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is

fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.



Actually, pretty close. I'm still working on abs but I'm in the best shape of my life.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 30, 2015 08:52 PM (AC0lD)

185 She looks like Ralphie went full Jenner. I guess he shot more than his eye out.

Posted by: fleece at November 30, 2015 08:53 PM (o7ft3)

186 To be fair, gingy, we haven't really seen her holding a sandwich.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 30, 2015 08:53 PM (3dOE/)

187 Whew.


That's a whole lotta average.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 08:53 PM (VzTiH)

188
I normally decline french fries and ask for salad, tossed salad is my favorite.

Posted by: Amy schumer at November 30, 2015 08:53 PM (OiFtZ)

189 And remember the old line everyone, to be fair, the camera does add 10 pounds....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 30, 2015 08:54 PM (AC0lD)

190 'I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner. '

Nope. you don't want to see that any more than I want to see Amy's fupa.

Posted by: freakenstunned at November 30, 2015 08:54 PM (BO/km)

191 Netanyahu, Putin praise military cooperation in Paris
The two leaders spoke to succesful military cooperation, which has helped avert at least one aerial incident, while Russia began arming its bombers with air to air missiles for "defensive purposes."

???

What a strange long trip it's been?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:54 PM (DUoqb)

192 >> I don't get why average looking people wish to compete in a game in which they have so little actual ability.


I am torn on how to respond to this.

On one hand, many average (and below average) thinkers want to compete in a game in which they have little actual ability.,...

On the other hand, these sub-average thinkers have managed to turn the universities into places where competition is based on feelings and oppression-points rather than thought and logic.


Is there a Dunning-Kruger effect for looks?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (LWu6U)

193
Actually, pretty close. I'm still working on abs but I'm in the best shape of my life.

Me too, kinda.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (9Kp2/)

194 Posted by: Gingy

If you give me your email address I can send you some pics.

Posted by: Anthony W. at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (+Q9b4)

195 >>Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015

Christy the way I always heard it is you showed boobs or legs but never both. Because tacky.

Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (vmMMi)

196 This is the illogic 'mI getting tired of. A man can't criticize a woman he isn't some Adonis himself. I doubt any of the people criticizing her have any illusions about themself. I know the more clothes I wear, the better, and I don't have problems with that fact.

It's no different from criticizing your favorite NFL player when he messes up. No one is anywhere near the level required to play in the NFL, yet we can criticize those who are at that level, and when they mess up. And they wouldn't last two seconds in an NFL play. They'd be killed.

Amy Schumer has no business "competing" at this game. Very few women do. They're the "1 percent".


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (dvuhZ)

197 162 >> I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is
fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.

Posted by: Gingy

No I'm not. Then again, I haven't posed nude for the world to see, either. If I did, I'd expect women to make negative comments about my physique, and they would be merited.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (gyKtp)

198 "fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner."


5'10" and 165. I have to try to put on weight.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 08:56 PM (VzTiH)

199 The point is that we're being told she's "stunning."


Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2015 08:56 PM (rwI+c)

200 For what it is worth:

The U.S. European Command has lifted the travel restrictions for Paris and Brussels that were imposed in the wake of the recent Islamic State terrorist attacks in those cities, defense officials said.

The restrictions were lifted over the weekend, clearing the way for troops and civilian employees to resume official and recreational travel to the two European capitals.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:56 PM (DUoqb)

201

Gingy is trying to get us to post noods. Nice try!

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:56 PM (9Kp2/)

202
The unfortunate part about banging Amy would be she also comes with a big mouth to chastise and criticize your performance. She would not be impressed with a 10" cock, so that eliminates most posters at the AoS Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2015 08:56 PM (OiFtZ)

203 I give her a 4, but I give the soft-focus filter a solid 8, and the bad lighting a 7.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (LWu6U)

204 Kevin McCarthy is Chamber of Commerce, and for such people black lives really don't matter.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (6FqZa)

205 Meh.
I think it's lot more about what Vaclav Havel said about propaganda: about producing moral decay by forcing people to act as though lies are true.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (erRNA)

206 That's a whole lotta average.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill


Is that a Fredd Zeppelin song?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (FkBIv)

207 Last fat chick Pirelli had at least had good boobs and a nice face.

I'm skipping this year's calendar and buying the 50 year retrospective book. Voting with my dollars and my boner.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (pWzW/)

208 Actually, pretty close. I'm still working on abs but I'm in the best shape of my life.

Me too, kinda.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (9Kp2/)

I'm in the best shape I have been in at least 15 years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (DUoqb)

209 All I'm seeing as reaction to this is just how fat and terrible she looks. I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.

Shameful behavior is shameful. The average person does not want to see another average person naked.

Less public nudity is better.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (0NdlF)

210 So apparently Vince Neil and Fabulous Moolah have a daughter.

Posted by: Moron in a Panthers Snuggie at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (Ui7Rt)

211 I give her a 4, but I give the soft-focus filter a solid 8, and the bad lighting a 7.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

But can you dance to it?

Posted by: Teenager on American Bandstand at November 30, 2015 08:58 PM (/oy1S)

212
I love how the NFL picked lots of stinkers for MNF this season.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:58 PM (9Kp2/)

213
206 That's a whole lotta average.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Is that a Fredd Zeppelin song?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (FkBIv)



I think it's a BC/AD song.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2015 08:58 PM (z/Ubi)

214 Sorry, if you pose naked you don't get to exercise editorial control of other people's opinion of it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 08:58 PM (oVJmc)

215 She's got nice legs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2015 08:59 PM (4ErVI)

216 Mmpph!

Posted by: The Chair at November 30, 2015 08:59 PM (oFSUK)

217
Maybe she would be impressed with 2 7"'s? I know a guy...

Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 30, 2015 08:59 PM (K74UP)

218 Iron Fist's gun threads at the Blogmocracy are first-rate. I do recommend those to morons who appreciate the fine art of gunsmithing

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 08:59 PM (6FqZa)

219
Well, Al Roker is in the best shape in the last 15 years too

So is Chris Christie...

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:59 PM (9Kp2/)

220 As usual you are being very generous Ace.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at November 30, 2015 09:00 PM (uSqx+)

221 208
Actually, pretty close. I'm still working on abs but I'm in the best shape of my life.



Me too, kinda.



Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 08:55 PM (9Kp2/)



I'm in the best shape I have been in at least 15 years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 08:57 PM (DUoqb)


It kind of makes it easier to exercise when I'm expecting the world to go to sh1t. During my weight lifting and the long runs, I have specific things in my mind I want to be physically prepared for should the time come.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 30, 2015 09:00 PM (AC0lD)

222 After seeing this picture, there are men in prison who no longer want to get out.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:00 PM (oVJmc)

223
The famous you can't criticize Malcolm X because you're not black argument...

Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 30, 2015 09:00 PM (K74UP)

224 And Then, For Some Reason, Amy Schumer Took Her Clothes Off and Posed Nude for Annie Liebowitcz, And Then For Some Other Reason, People Began Saying She Was Beautiful

Then for some reason she got on a stage and told jokes about straight white men and for some reason millennials began saying she was funny

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (eb0IF)

225 Amy Schumer was cute a while back but now, ughh-ughh-ughh. But that's also politics and personality. And also, there are very few women over 40 I find physically attractive. Gloria from Modern Family. That's about it.

Amy Schumer is only 34.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (JIElb)

226 Second look at Sharia Law?

Posted by: Moron in a Panthers Snuggie at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (Ui7Rt)

227
She's got nice legs.

She wears those short dresses in her act...her legs, um, fit her body.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (9Kp2/)

228 I have happily chased after and bedded women who were more zaftig than Amy Schumer is now. The difference is that none of them were dreadfully doctrinaire movement-leftist harpies, as she is. Curvy and cheerful? Okay with me.

Also: the same political left who constantly have hysterical fits about "objectification of women" then do an instant 180 and applaud the likes of Schumer for, well, engaging in the process of objectification. Cognitive dissonance: how does it work?

Posted by: torquewrench at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (noWW6)

229 Was she large through the hips? Roomy?

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (kpqmD)

230
Amy Schumer could pass for Rachel Corrie without the squishing of course.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (OiFtZ)

231 Then again, I haven't posed nude for the world to see, either.

I *might* have posed shirtless for some special people in my life.

I didn't go full Weiner, so, there's that...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (6FqZa)

232 "But they could have at least tried to make her face look prettier, even without makeup"

Well, while we're being catty...

Her face is sort of the problem. Her body, while as I mentioned before is most certainly NOT a size 6, is basically average. But her face is very full in a way that makes her look like she should weigh 100lbs more than she does.

I'd never point this out except for the fact that she's a mean girl leftist so the gloves are off.

Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (Z/8dZ)

233 I'd hit that...

Wait, No! Wrong Thread

Posted by: DFrosty1 at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (IxxbM)

234 I feel stunned.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (oVJmc)

235 >>>'I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner. '<<<

I'm a lover, not a fighter. And I never show off my magnificent body while sipping a frappaccino grande.

Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (3tjn4)

236 Amy Schumer's belly rolls are beautiful, Caitlyn Jenner is a hero for wearing a dress, and leftist's farts smell sweet.

Posted by: wooga at November 30, 2015 09:02 PM (XK0dn)

237 This is the nude modelling version of "everybody gets a trophy". Every girl can be a centerfold or supermodel if she wants to be. They're all special snowflakes.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (dvuhZ)

238 I'm at work so there's no way I'm looking. When I get home--well I'm not going to take a look there either.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (hJrjt)

239 400 years ago, in Italy, Reuben would paint her portrait.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (1ijHg)


Um, I hate to break it to you, but Peter Paul Reubens was Dutch.

But his models did make killer sammiches.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (q2o38)

240
In my mid-40's I'm back into power-lifting.


Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (9Kp2/)

241 Serena Williams was in it too. They did a nice job with it because you couldn't even see her dick...

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (EDYaR)

242 Second look at Sharia Law?
Posted by: Moron in a Panthers Snuggie at November 30, 2015 09:01 PM (Ui7Rt)

OK that's funny, but she is not that bad now, is she?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (DUoqb)

243 I feel stunned.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Pinning for the fjords?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (/oy1S)

244 It's also an apparent miracle that Annie Liebowitz is taken seriously as a photographer. Seriously, this is Granny's Instamatic quality.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (oVJmc)

245 Serena Williams was in it too. They did a nice job with it because you couldn't even see her dick...
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (EDYaR)

ouch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (DUoqb)

246 She may be a five now, but she'd be a high six if she did butt stuff.

Posted by: wooga at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (XK0dn)

247 Didn't Annie die in a kiln explosion?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (EEIG6)

248 And remember the old line everyone, to be fair, the camera does add 10 pounds...

They used 4 cameras? Who knew?

Posted by: The Nipple Police at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (Jdgwe)

249 Damn, Mama June has been getting her act TOGETHER!!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 30, 2015 09:04 PM (AC0lD)

250 Contrary to popular belief, men factor in things other than looks when determining if someone is attractive.

The example for me is identical twins who are pretty but somewhat overweight ( Schumer style) . One is always stuffing her face and never exercising and the other tries to eat right and puts effort in to exercise . They look totally different to me.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 30, 2015 09:05 PM (+Q9b4)

251 I am not going to look further at other months (saw two on Daily Mail of Amy and tennis playing sister and retinas still burning)...but Amy may be the least of the problem(s) if Yoko is nude.

Oh, yes, all are just lovely. Maybe to Stevie Wonder.

They put themselves out there and will killz any criticism as they self-identify as gorgeous and do not judge. Or some crap.

I am thinking some, if not all, self-identify as certified rutabagas.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 09:05 PM (Mopd7)

252 Pretty sure she'd do butt stuff with Republicans, if only so she could carry a mattress around and claim rape afterward

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:05 PM (6FqZa)

253 Didn't Annie die in a kiln explosion?

that was her cousin, Fawn

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2015 09:05 PM (KCxzN)

254 Holy shit that photo is.... something. I'm not sure what is meant by "stunning", but that is one AWKWARD looking shot. Just look at it. Weird composition, weird pose, weird facial expression, weird props, weird fucking everything.

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 09:05 PM (EWg9n)

255 Didn't Annie die in a kiln explosion?


How soon we're forgotten.

Posted by: Fawn at November 30, 2015 09:06 PM (rwI+c)

256 249
Damn, Mama June has been getting her act TOGETHER!!!



*dies*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:06 PM (FsuaD)

257 Should I know Amy Schumer? I'm guessing she's a famous office worker or something.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2015 09:06 PM (oFSUK)

258 Gingy she wants people to talk about her rolls, so she can scold them. That's the game

The photographer is Annie Lebowitz, a famous and provocative lesbian fashion photographer. Schumer said when she sat down initially she posed to put herself in her most flattering pose

Lebowitz told her no, I want you hunched over, showing the rolls

They purposefully took an unflattering picture so when people say it's unflattering, they can scold them for their sexism.

It's meant to provoke. So either you say she is beautiful or nothing or be scolded. It's an "emperor has no clothes" moment, literally. The socially correct thing is to deny what you see

Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:06 PM (zOTsN)

259
246 She may be a five now, but she'd be a high six if she did butt stuff.
Posted by: wooga at November 30, 2015
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I think there's a rule that doing but stuff automatically makes you a seven.

Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (N8hFs)

260 "Stunning?" Hmm.

No, not the correct descriptor... How about "Shocking?"

As in: It is shocking that a woman of her age and physique would expose herself publicly, without anticipating any negative commentary.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (044Fx)

261 The fact that this woman with obvious aesthetic flaws is posing nude means that you aren't allowed to acknowledge her obvious aesthetic flaws!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (oVJmc)

262 Call me Ishmael

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (dULJN)

263
Tonight on Mutual of Omaha's 'Wild Kingdom', "Blonde Manatees - Fact or Fiction?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (BK3ZS)

264 76 Alberta Oil Peon Yes, he's over there a lot. He and MP are the sucess story coming out of Chuckle's website meltdown and a couple of the best peeps I've ever met. BTW, I'm in GTF - How far North of me are you /

McGyver, Out

Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (pyw1v)

265 Lauren since we are being superficial, she looks very stereotypically Wisconsin or something to me? I don't know how else to say it. I don't think she's ugly, but she scrunches up her face trying to be funny a lot. From the things I've seen which are mostly from this blog.

Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (vmMMi)

266 ". One is always stuffing her face and never exercising and the other tries to eat right and puts effort in to exercise . "

Maybe the non exercising twin sees her twin going through all the effort and getting no result and thinks "Well, I guess there's no point eating kale...pass the ice cream!"

Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (Z/8dZ)

267 So last year the gals at Jezebel hated this calendar, now it's their best friend.

At least they're consistently inconsistent.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 30, 2015 09:08 PM (Bl4dy)

268 Are we sure that isn't CHUCK Schumer?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:08 PM (oVJmc)

269 239 400 years ago, in Italy, Reuben would paint her portrait.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (1ijHg)

Um, I hate to break it to you, but Peter Paul Reubens was Dutch.

But his models did make killer sammiches.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (q2o3

Which they promptly devoured before Reubens could get his hands on a single one.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:08 PM (kpqmD)

270 162 All I'm seeing as reaction to this is just how fat and terrible she looks. I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.

Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2015 08:49 PM (N8hFs)


I agree. She's average-looking, but certainly not hideous.

Awhile back I said Lena Dunham was a 5, so I guess I'd have to give Amy Schumer a 6. But understand, I'm not comparing them to other celebrities or models you'd normally see in such photos. I'm comparing them to any random woman I'd see on the street or in the grocery store. On that scale, a 1 or 2 is truly gruesome. Neither Dunham nor Schumer is anywhere near that bad.

If women rated men on looks like that, I'd probably be a 5 myself, on a good day. Or maybe I'm flattering myself.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 09:08 PM (sdi6R)

271 She tasks me.

Posted by: Ahab at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (rwI+c)

272 Nobody cares, Amy.

Posted by: Hamilton at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (4djZu)

273 Gingy, well, with Amy, it's rare that she'll ever have stopped eating long enough to clear her colon, so, six

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (6FqZa)

274 >>They purposefully took an unflattering picture so when people say it's unflattering

Really?

Even more reason to ignore this childish nonsense then.

Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (vmMMi)

275 Has anyone seen the Yoko mostly nekkid pic? I shudder to imagine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (FsuaD)

276 "I'd hit that... "


I wouldn't.

Posted by: Mack truck at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (gjBiu)

277
The bottom line: We are, again, being told what to think. And what the Left demands we believe is, again, diametrically opposite of the Truth. And if we don't comply, the Left via the Media will shame and shun us for committing a Thought Crime.



Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:09 PM (9Kp2/)

278 400 years ago, in Italy, Reuben would paint her portrait.Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (1ijHg)

---

Today, Reuben would take her to the movies and give her a pearl necklace.l

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 30, 2015 09:10 PM (EEIG6)

279 So... this year's Pirelli calendar's going over by the used tire rack........with all the other spare tires.

Posted by: The Boys Down At Cassidy Tire at November 30, 2015 09:10 PM (DLu2s)

280 Has anyone seen the Yoko mostly nekkid pic? I shudder to imagine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

No one can comment since all who have seen it have turned to stone.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 30, 2015 09:10 PM (/oy1S)

281 Annie used a fisheye lens, right?!?

Posted by: scrood at November 30, 2015 09:10 PM (3b9U4)

282 Anybody se the South Park episode where Cartman took a selfie of himself in his Tighty Whities, and posted it, thinking he was buff?

And then everybody posted negative comments on his FB?

Sort of exactly like that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2015 09:10 PM (ptqRm)

283 >>If women rated men on looks like that, I'd probably be a 5 myself, on a good day. Or maybe I'm flattering myself.

Pro-tip, they do.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 09:11 PM (/tuJf)

284 "The photographer is Annie Lebowitz, a famous and provocative lesbian fashion photographer. Schumer said when she sat down initially she posed to put herself in her most flattering pose

Lebowitz told her no, I want you hunched over, showing the rolls
"

That makes a lot of sense. Although if someone told me they wanted me to pose in the least flattering way possible I'd tell them to pound sand even if it were for "the cause".

Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2015 09:11 PM (Z/8dZ)

285
Some douchebag photog and the New York Magazine and the rest of the Media has DECIDED that we, the proles, now must believe that Amy Shumer is stunning.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:11 PM (9Kp2/)

286 It's meant to provoke. So either you say she is beautiful or nothing or be scolded. It's an "emperor has no clothes" moment, literally. The socially correct thing is to deny what you see

Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:06 PM (zOTsN)


Leftists celebrating ugliness. Cue surprise.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 30, 2015 09:11 PM (0NdlF)

287 If I was her manager I'd advise her to burn every copy and the negatives.... and Liebowitz. That is one shitty photo, regardless of what shape she's in.

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (EWg9n)

288 I blame the participation trophy mentality for Amy Schumer's *brave* nude photo. why else would a 30 something (yes I'm referencing that horrible TV show) be convinced to pose nude with exceedingly average attributes. FTR I am not objectifying her (although full disclosure if she were in her 50s I would totally objectify her in her current condition)

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (h+JBX)

289 "Sort of exactly like that."

Poor Butters would have a stroke reading these comments.

Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (Z/8dZ)

290 Well, it could be worse. It could be Chelsea.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (FsuaD)

291 285
Some douchebag photog and the New York Magazine and the rest of the Media has DECIDED that we, the proles, now must believe that Amy Shumer is stunning.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:11 PM (9Kp2/)

And brave.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (kpqmD)

292 I'm going with, "Meh."

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (YJmuy)

293 There are four rolls!

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at November 30, 2015 09:13 PM (Jdgwe)

294 So, she's stopped trying to get by on her 'comedy?'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:13 PM (oVJmc)

295 It's meant to provoke. So either you say she is beautiful or nothing or be scolded. It's an "emperor has no clothes" moment, literally. The socially correct thing is to deny what you see

This. ThunderB nailed it.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2015 09:13 PM (JIElb)

296 No way Reubens would have painted her. His wimmens were filled out, not all deflated. If you are going to be plump do it right.

I am not sure what to call the tennis woman as trying not to focus. She is one scary thang, honey. I can't tell them apart, the sisters of tennis. Her calendar photo appears that she is holding up a wall. Not sure why.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 09:13 PM (Mopd7)

297 She was a Pee Wee Herman model?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 09:13 PM (FkBIv)

298 289 "Sort of exactly like that."

Poor Butters would have a stroke reading these comments.
Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (Z/8dZ)

PC Principal would make him stay up all night printing out all the comments and getting rid of all the bad ones.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:14 PM (kpqmD)

299
This is what the Left does every single day. They decide what new Order they should impose upon us.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:14 PM (9Kp2/)

300 I will show you fear in a handful of pebbles.

Posted by: The Waistline, by Lena Dunham at November 30, 2015 09:14 PM (EEIG6)

301 And the chick from Game of Thrones now refuses to go nude. What hell is this bizzaro world.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 30, 2015 09:14 PM (+Q9b4)

302 If she had posed with her ass up in the air we probably would be having a different conversation right now.

Posted by: freakenstunned at November 30, 2015 09:14 PM (BO/km)

303 All I'm seeing as reaction to this is just how fat and terrible she looks. I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.


In terms of muscle and weight, I'm probably as fit as can be. I am also pretty ugly. I am pretty sure that no one is ever going to be interested in seeing me nekkid, and I've got no intention of ever publicly appearing so.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2015 09:14 PM (bZ7mE)

304 I think it was a stinkeye lens.


Seriously though she's not that bad.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (4ErVI)

305 Well, it could be worse. It could be Chelsea.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I think I'm going to be sick now.

How about a picture of a large spider giving a come-hither look? Maybe drooling a little venom?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (6FqZa)

306


Some douchebag photog and the New York Magazine and the rest of the Media has DECIDED that we, the proles, now must believe that Amy Shumer is stunning.


They take someone they know is a fellow traveller with all the correct mindthink and put her forward as the new standard of all things correct and beautiful.

It's political bias over all.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (oVJmc)

307 If she were leaning back, stomach sucked in (as any normal woman would do), the picture probably wouldn't be half bad. But for Liebowitz to pose her bent over, to show off the belly rolls, well....Amy was an idiot for going along.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (FsuaD)

308 And remember the old line everyone, to be fair, the camera does add 10 pounds....


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 30, 2015 08:54 PM (AC0lD)


She ate 6 of them?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (q2o38)

309 Yes, standards of beauty change with time and culture, but there are certain identifiable features that are universal and hard wired, which natural selection has put in the DNA.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (dvuhZ)

310 Its just a dare to call her the sloppy whore she is so we can be chastised .

Posted by: mbruce at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (EYFzL)

311 Amy Schumer is only 34.

?! ok, now I'm stunned. Poor girl. 34 and already has the Michelle Obama Glare.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (oFSUK)

312 If she had posed in the dark we probably would not be having a conversation right now.

Posted by: scrood at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (3b9U4)

313 i have no clue who this person is. i am out of touch i guess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM (ucDmr)

314 So, she's stopped trying to get by on her 'comedy?'

I believe she's working towards "feminist icon" status.
Then she can really pig out.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 09:16 PM (EDYaR)

315
"This Annie Leibovitz photo of @amyschumer is stunning"







Like what happens to a cow in a slaughterhouse before the knife falls.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2015 09:16 PM (o98Jz)

316 314 So, she's stopped trying to get by on her 'comedy?'

I believe she's working towards "feminist icon" status.
Then she can really pig out.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 09:16 PM (EDYaR)

And reach Dworkinesque proportions.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:16 PM (kpqmD)

317 "That makes a lot of sense. Although if someone told me they wanted me to
pose in the least flattering way possible I'd tell them to pound sand
even if it were for 'the cause'."

That pose isn't even REMOTELY the "least flattering" possible.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 30, 2015 09:17 PM (noWW6)

318 Next year? Hillary!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 09:17 PM (EDYaR)

319 I will show you fear in a handful of pebbles.
Posted by: The Waistline, by Lena Dunham


When you can take the pebbles from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.

Posted by: Master Kan at November 30, 2015 09:17 PM (FkBIv)

320 Now now...I think NYMag got it right. At least if you use definition 1:

Full Definition of STUNNING

(Mirriam Webster)
1: causing astonishment or disbelief

(The Free Dictionary)
1. Causing or capable of causing emotional shock or loss of consciousness.

Posted by: dwinnorcal at November 30, 2015 09:17 PM (3OTR8)

321
Ever see the Jennifer Aniston makeup or shampoo commercials or whatever they are?

She is so made up and touched up it's not even close to being the 'real' her.


Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:17 PM (9Kp2/)

322 Chumming, Yes.
Stunning, No.

Posted by: scrood at November 30, 2015 09:18 PM (3b9U4)

323 Now, picture Hillary! in that pose. Nekkid.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:18 PM (FsuaD)

324 thank God Expeed 4 isn't self-aware
Posted by: Annie Leibowitz's Nikon D4S at November 30, 2015 08:52 PM (fHV6X)


Now THAT's just f'ing funneh right there...and you're right, it'd suicide.

Posted by: JQP at November 30, 2015 09:18 PM (UsgHM)

325 Now, picture Hillary! in that pose. Nekkid.

There's a photoshop on the Twitter stream.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

326 to be totally honest, I've made some poor decisions while in the Marine Corps usually beginning with q quote from Billy Clyde Puckett (Burt Reynolds) in Semi-Tough: "I know how it is baby; big girls have big feelings" the next morning hung over many times I swore I would give up the Val-u-rite this time.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (h+JBX)

327
What makes this particular photo of Amy Shumer worse is that it's in the very forgiving medium black and white. Imagine how she'd look in color.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (9Kp2/)

328 283 >>If women rated men on looks like that, I'd probably be a 5 myself, on a good day. Or maybe I'm flattering myself.

Pro-tip, they do.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 09:11 PM (/tuJf)



That explains why my best female friend is a cat.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

329 They deliberately took the least flattering picture they could. On purpose. The pose, the lighting, the expression

Schemers first impulse was to try and adopt a flattering pose, and was told not to

See? Edgy. Message. Confrontational

Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (zOTsN)

330 " i have no clue who this person is. i am out of touch i guess."



Nobody worth the effort to go find out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (vd1+p)

331 ... That's what I deserve for mentioning s****rs to a moronette.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (6FqZa)

332 There are rifles, and there are guns. I now see the link between a Schumer and gun control.

Posted by: GySgt. Highway at November 30, 2015 09:19 PM (sOhww)

333 If anything can be beauty, then nothing in particular is beautiful, and beauty doesn't exist.

Posted by: Bob at November 30, 2015 09:20 PM (r53Ib)

334 She looks petite to me!

Posted by: Refrigerator Perry at November 30, 2015 09:20 PM (3b9U4)

335 290 Well, it could be worse. It could be Chelsea.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:12 PM (FsuaD)

Been there, seen that. Daily Mail ran a spread (heh) on her on vaca a few months ago. In a bikini. With no makeup.

No, I'm not posting a link. I'm not cruel like maddog.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2015 09:20 PM (gyKtp)

336
I can guarantee you that after this photo, a lot less woman celebrities will pose for Annie Lebowitz.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 30, 2015 09:20 PM (9Kp2/)

337 @280...bwahaha. Love you morons.

I think they should follow up with a nekkid calendar of DC's finest: Barky, Schuma, Lisping former pervert brothel owner Bwany Fwank, ole Joe in his pool, a few dead Kennedy's,etc. Michael Moore for the cover with a bag of Doritos. All gawjus.

I mean, let 'er rip. Everybody nekkid.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 30, 2015 09:21 PM (Mopd7)

338 "
400 years ago, in Italy, Reuben would paint her portrait.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 08:44 PM (1ijHg)

Um, I hate to break it to you, but Peter Paul Reubens was Dutch.

But his models did make killer sammiches.


Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 09:03 PM (q2o3"I sit corrected. I had an History teacher. He talked about the concept of beauty in the Middle Ages. Being voluptuous was a good thing.
That was back when food security wasn't what it is now.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 09:21 PM (1ijHg)

339 This photo could win a Nobel Participation Trophy.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:21 PM (oVJmc)

340 Another thing that's stunning is being shot in the back of the head.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2015 09:21 PM (4ErVI)

341 330: Thanks RK. That's what I thought.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2015 09:21 PM (ucDmr)

342 "Like what happens to a cow in a slaughterhouse before the knife falls."


Well, even at the slaughterhouse they do kill them with a pneumatic gun beforehand. We're not so lucky in this case.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 09:22 PM (osebr)

343 Schuma,... Bwany Fwank... Kennedy's... Michael Moore I mean, let 'er rip. Everybody nekkid.

Don't light a match . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:22 PM (6FqZa)

344 Amy is a better pinup model than the pope is a climate scientist.

Posted by: tmitsss at November 30, 2015 09:22 PM (Pa9vP)

345 "This Annie Leibovitz photo of @amyschumer is stunning"

Trap.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (3dOE/)

346 I'd hit it. With a club. Shaped like my penis.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (3wfnv)

347 Well, she beat anorexia.






To death.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (Jdgwe)

348 I had heard the wench was ugly, and I told him so, but he said all women were the same once you blew the candle out.

Posted by: Red Ronnet Connington at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (HkJGW)

349 335: I saw that. It is to hurl.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (ucDmr)

350 Funny, but a fat blob hairy dude in a speedo never gets called 'stunning' or 'brave.'

It's all about the grrrrlz.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (oVJmc)

351 If she were leaning back, stomach sucked in (as any
normal woman would do), the picture probably wouldn't be half bad. But
for Liebowitz to pose her bent over, to show off the belly rolls,
well....Amy was an idiot for going along.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:15 PM



Yep. That and the rest of it. Schumer's a dolt for going along with this. It's not art, it's shit. It's like she got overwhelmed by the photogapher's rep.

AS: "Damn, Annie. That's a fucking terrible photo."

AL: "No, no no... it's artistic. It's symbolic and shit. You look great."

AS: "Ok, ok. If it's artistic. That's why I'm the model and you're the photo taking chick."

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 09:23 PM (EWg9n)

352
Not that it matters, but this is the same Annie Leibowitz who famously can't manage her money worth a damn so she borrows tens of millions of dollars to live on without making much of an effort to pay it back and pisses off the preservationists in NYC for ruining a bunch of historical buildings she owns with shoddy, destructive remodeling without permits.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2015 09:24 PM (o98Jz)

353 (Mirriam Webster)

1: causing astonishment or disbelief


Yes, okay.... I'm astonished that she'd agree to show this pic publicly.

But, the colloquial "stunning" (as applied to beauteous women) well, not so much...

Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 30, 2015 09:25 PM (044Fx)

354 Alberta Oil Peon Yes, he's over there a lot. He and
MP are the sucess story coming out of Chuckle's website meltdown and a
couple of the best peeps I've ever met. BTW, I'm in GTF - How far North
of me are you /



McGyver, Out

Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 09:07 PM (pyw1v)


My home is about 4 hours north of Great Falls, give or take a little. And more or less straight north, except you have to take a series of secondary highways to get there from Sweetgrass. But I am on the job right now, and closest sizeable town is Dawson Creek, B.C.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2015 09:25 PM (7MWCL)

355 @347 she ate anorexia's lunch

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:25 PM (h+JBX)

356 Less a six pack, more of a keg.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:26 PM (oVJmc)

357 162 All I'm seeing as reaction to this is just how fat and terrible she looks. I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.

Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2015 08:49 PM (N8hFs)


I made one of those Twitter comments. The comment I made wasn't insulting, I like Schumer's comedy--her standup especially--and don't think 'stunning' is what she's about. Given her brand of humor, I'm pretty sure she's trolling the shit out of us.

To your 'fighting fit' comment, yes I am, although at my age it's more like 'body capable' rather than 'body beautiful'.

Posted by: troyriser at November 30, 2015 09:26 PM (Au69S)

358 5 minutes at People of Walmart will show you that some people have no shame. That's fine I guess if showing your body makes you think you are something special but don't expect me to praise it. I live for ridicule.

Posted by: freakenstunned at November 30, 2015 09:26 PM (BO/km)

359 Whew! Now we won't have to look at those disgusting cheerleader pics in the feetball threads.

Thanks, Amy!

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2015 09:27 PM (MQEz6)

360 At least Annie had the good sense to keep Patti Smith fully clothed.

Posted by: scrood at November 30, 2015 09:27 PM (3b9U4)

361 "but this is the same Annie Leibowitz who famously can't manage her money worth a damn so she borrows tens of millions of dollars to live on without making much of an effort to pay it back and pisses off the preservationists in NYC for ruining a bunch of historical buildings she owns with shoddy, destructive remodeling without permits. "


Sounds like a peach of a gal.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 09:27 PM (fwHUf)

362 Ace, if Schumer is a 5 Kate Upton is the federal deficit

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:27 PM (h+JBX)

363 Back in my prime I would not hit that if it was 2AM and she was the last bitch in the bar. Her face is a 4 at best and her body needs some serious gym work. Meh is right, Ace.

Posted by: funeralguy at November 30, 2015 09:28 PM (p0zHt)

364
Come on people, that's not whoooeeeare.

Posted by: Blather Obama at November 30, 2015 09:28 PM (ODxAs)

365 Well. Her elbows aren't pointy.

And Serena Williams' cellulite was unexpected.

Posted by: baldilocks at November 30, 2015 09:28 PM (ys2UW)

366 Ace.

I'm not sure what The Horde did to you today, but I apologize.

No more nekkid pictures of liberals please.

Posted by: bobby at November 30, 2015 09:28 PM (5mwOY)

367 Even "Beaver Hunt" should have limits.

Posted by: Larry Flynt at November 30, 2015 09:29 PM (pq97T)

368 1) Annie Liebovitz and her photos have always creeped me out.( once saw her walking down 57th St in NYC)

2) This calendar is known world-wide for more than 50 years for its exclusivity and beautiful photos of beautiful women. What Einstein thought up this new version? Something is 'off' here..

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 30, 2015 09:29 PM (oQQwD)

369 The photo linked in this piece most reminds me of the most famous/infamous photo taken of Bigfoot. The curvature of her back and turned head are spot on. Throw her in a gorilla suit, lose the coffee cup, move that right arm back and voila! The elusive Sasquatch photo has been recreated.

Not a beautiful Sasquatch, just an average Sasquatch.

Posted by: BlakeH at November 30, 2015 09:29 PM (V9nKy)

370 From the sidebar:

Supercut: The 46 Damn Times Obama Has Lectured Us That This or That Non-Liberal Position "Is Not Who We Are"

No way in hell am I watching that video. I don't have four icepicks for my eyes and ears.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 09:29 PM (sdi6R)

371 You see, I don't think she's funny either. I had some of her material foisted on me by Daily Show And New Unimproved SNL Lovers, and it was pretty obvious and un-clever mainstream shtick for short attention spans.

It's almost a parody of comedy.

So I don't have anything else to apply to the picture to improve its "score."

Also sorry to hear about Iron Fist. I sometimes wish I kept in touch with people over the years, but honestly I wouldn't be me if I did.

I do hope for miracle condition improvements.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 09:29 PM (bLnSU)

372 I'm thinking this photo shoot could net Amy a job as a spokesperson for a coffeehouse like Jared Fogle was a spokesperson for cheap hoagies.

Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2015 09:30 PM (3tjn4)

373 I actually saw one worthy of People of Walmart at the grocery store a couple of years ago. I got in the checkout line, the only one open, behind this behemoth of a woman riding in one of those lard-ass scooters with the basket in front.

The basket was filled to overflowing and stuff was running out onto the massive rolls of flab. She was wearing some low cut top thing with boobs so massive each one probably weighed 50lbs. She had cans of crap stuck in the cleavage of those massive bags.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 09:30 PM (dvuhZ)

374 360 At least Annie had the good sense to keep Patti Smith fully clothed.
Posted by: scrood at November 30, 2015 09:27 PM (3b9U4)


This. I was kind of a fan back in the day but I didn't want to see her naked even then.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

375 @369 at least this Sasquatch shaved down for the photo.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:31 PM (h+JBX)

376
The basket was filled to overflowing and stuff was running out onto
the massive rolls of flab. She was wearing some low cut top thing with
boobs so massive each one probably weighed 50lbs. She had cans of crap
stuck in the cleavage of those massive bags.


If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it.

Posted by: Beyonce at November 30, 2015 09:31 PM (oVJmc)

377 And I'm praying for Iron Fist also.

Posted by: baldilocks at November 30, 2015 09:32 PM (ys2UW)

378 Just three months now until Playboy stops paying unattractive but famous left-wing harridans to take their clothes off.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 30, 2015 09:32 PM (0OG8D)

379 Searching the thread
Michelin 6
Sir Mix-A-Lot 0

Posted by: tmitsss at November 30, 2015 09:33 PM (Pa9vP)

380 >>5 minutes at People of Walmart

I had no idea this site existed. I'm going to get even less work done now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 09:33 PM (/tuJf)

381 @374 && @360 in 9th grade in NY there was a girl Vicky that had the Patti Smith look; ooof how I wanted to see her nekkid...

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:33 PM (h+JBX)

382 >>She's got nice legs.


For keeping your umbrellas in.

Posted by: Garrett at November 30, 2015 09:33 PM (aFpjm)

383
Sir Mix-A-Lot 0


Even he has his limits.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:34 PM (oVJmc)

384 Is that cellulite on Serena Williams? Or just bad lighting + scar-tissue from years of athleticism?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:34 PM (6FqZa)

385 Most of the comments on this thread are funnier than any joke Amy has ever uttered.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 09:34 PM (QWtgr)

386 357 162 All I'm seeing as reaction to this is just how fat and terrible she looks. I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.

Not the point. See, they have the good sense and self-awareness not to put nekkid pics of themselves out there and demand to be hailed as stunning and brave, unlike the flabby and plain Ms. Schumer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:34 PM (kpqmD)

387 >>The basket was filled to overflowing and stuff was running out onto the massive rolls of flab. She was wearing some low cut top thing with boobs so massive each one probably weighed 50lbs. She had cans of crap stuck in the cleavage of those massive bags.

Posted by: publius

Admit it, you dreamed of being one of those cans.

Posted by: WalMart Woman at November 30, 2015 09:35 PM (c7vUv)

388 AL the others in the calendar are clothed. Except Schumer. Schumer explained that was supposed to be "the joke", that she didn't get the memo that they could be clothed


This too was Lebowitz idea.

I think Amy has a frienemy and she's too stupid to know it

Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:35 PM (zOTsN)

389 @370 surprisingly no references to Bell Biv DeVoe Poison (until now):

That girl is poison --Never trust a big butt and smile

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:36 PM (h+JBX)

390 Listening to Amy's voice made me envy Marlee Matlin

That pic makes me envy Stevie Wonder

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2015 09:36 PM (GrXXa)

391 Not going to hit it. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: George HW Bush at November 30, 2015 09:36 PM (6n332)

392 This Liebowitz character will be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Michelin Man at November 30, 2015 09:36 PM (kpqmD)

393 And reach Dworkinesque proportions.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:16 PM (kpqmD)



I thought you meant Oberon's father and Corwin's grandfather, Dworkin Barimen, in Chronicals of Amber. A crabbed, twisted insane wizard bent on destroying the Pattern that bound him.

Then I googled it.

!AHGH!!!




Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 09:37 PM (q2o38)

394 Pirelli would be better off just issuing a calendar of actual tires.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:37 PM (oVJmc)

395 >>Not going to hit it. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: George HW Bush

Good plan. It'd kill you.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 30, 2015 09:37 PM (c7vUv)

396 381 @374 && @360 in 9th grade in NY there was a girl Vicky that had the Patti Smith look; ooof how I wanted to see her nekkid...
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:33 PM (h+JBX)


I'm guessing she dressed like Patti Smith and wore her hair like Patti Smith, but was much better looking.

Also, 9th grade. Nuff said.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

397 #393: You can't unsee it, bro.

Posted by: Rafi Conquistador at November 30, 2015 09:38 PM (0OG8D)

398 Oh. Lordie. Well, I guess the Lena Dunhaming of society has begun.

I would prefer to avoid looking at backfat if at all possible, and there are many things I would prefer to avoid seeing altogether. Like, most folks in their altogether.

Yep. Most folks look better with their clothes on.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2015 09:38 PM (+YMhA)

399 372 I'm thinking this photo shoot could net Amy a job as a spokesperson for a coffeehouse like Jared Fogle was a spokesperson for cheap hoagies.

Billy D Williams and Schumer for Colt 45 "Works Every time"

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:39 PM (h+JBX)

400 I normally dislike appearance jokes, but that umbrella stand reference was high-larious.

I'm also not one of those "women aren't funny" guys. I used to watch comedy club tapings all the time, a lot of women are *hilarious*, but for some reason most of the big-timers seem to have got there based on who they know not how funny they are.

The good ones are still at your local comedy club.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 09:39 PM (bLnSU)

401 >>This Liebowitz character will be hearing from my lawyers.
Posted by: Michelin Man

I think we might have a class action here.

Posted by: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man at November 30, 2015 09:39 PM (c7vUv)

402 They did a good job concealing Serena's penis in that shot, I'll give them that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 30, 2015 09:39 PM (kpqmD)

403 387: Motorboating those would cause brain damage. There is some video floating around out of there of some big-boobed Betsy smashing beer cans with her boobs. The ones on that woman would've put those to shame, but the damn gut would prevent her from getting a beer can on table underneath them.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 09:39 PM (dvuhZ)

404 Never send a lesbian to do a man photographer's job.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:39 PM (oVJmc)

405 69 To paraphrase the Dalrymple quote, the left desires the power to force people to assent to absurdities, such as Yucko looking good in fishnets.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 30, 2015 08:33 PM (EEIG6)

Very much this. And, for reference, the applicable part of the quote:

In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better.

Posted by: joncelli at November 30, 2015 09:40 PM (1FhAQ)

406 How can you have a 'Women of Achievement' calendar without Caitlyn Jenner? Are you a hater, Annie?

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2015 09:40 PM (OLNwX)

407 @396 test to all of that clothing and hair style, but mostly 9th grade.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:40 PM (h+JBX)

408
361 "but this is the same Annie Leibowitz who famously can't manage her money worth a damn so she borrows tens of millions of dollars to live on without making much of an effort to pay it back and pisses off the preservationists in NYC for ruining a bunch of historical buildings she owns with shoddy, destructive remodeling without permits. "


Sounds like a peach of a gal.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 09:27 PM (fwHUf)








Here's the thing that pisses me off. Her loans were secured by rights to her photography and future earnings. NOT her real estate. And at the same time, she was giving interviews whining about how demand for her work was down and it was so hard to make a living as a photographer in NY etc (I remember laughing at her sob story at the time).

Why ANYONE with any financial sense at all would loan her money is beyond me. Outright purchase of her real estate or publishing rights of her existing portfolio of work.....yeah, that would be reasonable.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2015 09:40 PM (o98Jz)

409 Schumer is funny. She has a tv show. She did a bit about a girl who farted when she is scared. Hilarious

Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:41 PM (zOTsN)

410 I don't know why Pirelli is trying to pitch a favorite of Special Snowflakes when the millennials tend to live in gentrified urban hipster neighborhoods. As for suburbanites, Generation Juicebox has by far the lowest percentage of licensed drivers because Mom still drives them around or they call Uber.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2015 09:42 PM (GrXXa)

411 @407 yes not test jackass...

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:42 PM (h+JBX)

412 Chubby Chasing Amy

Posted by: Kevin Smith at November 30, 2015 09:43 PM (EEIG6)

413 Or just bad lighting + scar-tissue from years of athleticism?

I think it's needle holes from all the steroids.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 09:44 PM (EDYaR)

414 Schumer is funny. She has a tv show. She did a bit about a girl who farted when she is scared. Hilarious

Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:41 PM (zOTsN)


{not sure if serious}

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 09:44 PM (bLnSU)

415 >>>Well, I guess the Lena Dunhaming of society has begun.
I would prefer to avoid looking at backfat if at all possible, and there are many things I would prefer to avoid seeing altogether.<<<

I'll give Amy 1.44 bonus points for not having hideous tattoos and piercings. 5.44, you whackobirds.

Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2015 09:44 PM (3tjn4)

416 >>Schumer is funny. She has a tv show. She did a bit about a girl who farted when she is scared. Hilarious
Posted by: ThunderB

Sometimes when you fart it isn't so funny.

Posted by: Al Roker at November 30, 2015 09:44 PM (c7vUv)

417 Now, picture Hillary! in that pose. Nekkid.
You're welcome.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2015 09:18 PM


That was a very bad thing you just did, Jane.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2015 09:45 PM (pLwjI)

418
Is the point to make money on this calendar, because who is gonna buy that?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2015 09:45 PM (ODxAs)

419 Lena Dunham posed nude as Miss June, but she kept spilling over into July, August and September.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (oVJmc)

420 Ain't no lasso big enough for that 2-hoof stampede.

Posted by: Tom Mix at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (Jdgwe)

421 I'm planning a "Men of I.T." calendar. You're sexist if you dont buy it.

Posted by: theCork at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (/NUys)

422 I sit corrected. I had an History teacher. He talked
about the concept of beauty in the Middle Ages. Being voluptuous was a
good thing.
That was back when food security wasn't what it is now.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2015 09:21 PM (1ijHg)


Ruebens did his final apprenticeship in Italy and was deeply influenced by that school.


Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (q2o38)

423 Jotting down "Sometimes when you fart" for a future song title.

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (EWg9n)

424 No, the point of this calendar is to flog anyone who says that accomplished women can simply point to their accomplishments, because those women haven't really arrived until everyone has seen them nekkid.

What used to be called "being a whore."

I don't get it, either.

And you aren't going to see me nekkid any time soon. Maybe once I"m dead.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2015 09:47 PM (+YMhA)

425 >>Lena Dunham posed nude as Miss June, but she kept spilling over into July, August and September.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

And my anus was the "O" in October.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 30, 2015 09:47 PM (c7vUv)

426 >>Sometimes when you fart it isn't so funny.

>>Al Roker at November 30, 2015 09:44

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pde9ACMKRTs

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 09:47 PM (/tuJf)

427 The Son Will Come Out (as transgendered) Tomorrow.

Posted by: Orphan Annie Liebowitz at November 30, 2015 09:48 PM (EEIG6)

428 Could be 'roids. Given the female physique, whatever steroids do to give women that edge in the upper-body has to warp the lower-body.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 09:48 PM (6FqZa)

429
Amy Schumer = Meghan McCain + Taking the Stairs to the Fox Studios Once a Week

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2015 09:48 PM (kdS6q)

430 265 Lauren since we are being superficial, she looks very stereotypically Wisconsin or something to me?

Thanks a lot, Lea. Here I thought you were a nice person.

we certainly have overweight people here, but I've never seen anybody walking around with that weird expression on their faces. She looks pretty miserable.

Exhibitionists are stymied by the Wisconsin climate.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 09:48 PM (P8951)

431 @419 you mean she posed for Ms JASON (July August September October November)

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:49 PM (h+JBX)

432 Sploosh!

Posted by: Pam Poovey at November 30, 2015 09:49 PM (kpqmD)

433 You're being kind, Ace. But, to me, it's not about Ms. Schumer so much as Ms. Leibovitz's photograph of Ms. Schumer. Which is meh, as a photographic portrait.

Posted by: Mary at November 30, 2015 09:50 PM (2ly7u)

434 @430 she looks like from Wisconsin and Lactose Intolerant

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:50 PM (h+JBX)

435 I'm planning a "Men of I.T." calendar. You're sexist if you dont buy it.

Posted by: theCork at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (/NUys)


Okay, but I'm keeping my pants on.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 09:50 PM (bLnSU)

436 "Sometimes when you fart"... cue up that photo shoot Megyn Kelly did trying to look hot and sultry. One looks she's rolling over to fart.

Maybe Annie can shoo Megan McCain naked in that same I'm-farting pose.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 09:51 PM (dvuhZ)

437 >>Donna&&&&V

Ha. Don't mean to offend Wisconsinites! I don't mean overweight I meant her facial features and shape? Or something?

Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 09:51 PM (vmMMi)

438 435 I'm planning a "Men of I.T." calendar. You're sexist if you dont buy it.

Posted by: theCork at November 30, 2015 09:46 PM (/NUys)

Okay, but I'm keeping my pants on.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 09:50 PM (bLnSU)


That would pose a conflict of interest with your Moron status.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (sdi6R)

439 All I can see when I close my eyes are mountains of mashed potatoes.

Slowly slumping into a vat of lard.

While screaming like a fishwife about SOCIAL JUSTICE.

The worst part? Not a bit of gravy to be seen.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (7O9ts)

440 434 @430 she looks like from Wisconsin and Lactose Intolerant
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:50 PM (h+JBX)

Ugh. Is that even possible? I thought everybody there was part cow. (Ducks, runs)

Posted by: joncelli at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (1FhAQ)

441 I have no idea who Amy Schumer is. Some relation to Chuck or name spelled differently?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (No/ki)

442 >>>Sometimes when you fart it isn't so funny.

When you have a fart, everything looks a nosse

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (EEIG6)

443 She has a boxy face or something?

Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (vmMMi)

444 She is Chuck Schumers niece. From New York state

Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:53 PM (zOTsN)

445 I have no idea who Amy Schumer is. Some relation to Chuck or name spelled differently?

She is actually. She's his niece.

Posted by: no good deed at November 30, 2015 09:54 PM (GgxVX)

446 no idea if i'm supposed to crtique this or not, i rather hate smooshing men or women of physical attributes.

no idea why she didn't tone up thought if she knew she was going to be photographed nude.
isn't that what we do?

not that i've ever done naked photos!

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 09:54 PM (jOumW)

447 & test.

Posted by: HH at November 30, 2015 09:54 PM (DrCtv)

448 @421 I'm in! I have a piece of 10Base5 that hangs down to my knee (a remnant from an old job Digital Pathworks Network OS and Mac Classic clients)

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:55 PM (h+JBX)

449 not that i've ever done naked photos!

I think this is where Bandersnatch comes on and volunteers to be the photographer if you ever do have an interest. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 09:55 PM (No/ki)

450 people wish to compete in a game in which they have so little actual ability.

This is the .main reason people join the left. So they can compete in areas where they have little actual ability and their sustaining Credential is being a member of the liberal tribe.

Posted by: simplemind at November 30, 2015 09:56 PM (BTnAK)

451 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2015 09:56 PM (DQlhN)

452 I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 30, 2015 09:57 PM (GrXXa)

453 If Lebowitz wanted to photograph comedic actresses, I vote for the blonde on that crappy sitcom, Two Broke Girls. Best pair of legs on TV.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 30, 2015 09:57 PM (+Q9b4)

454 Amy is not Chuck's niece. Her father and Chuck are second cousins, so that makes her second cousin once-removed I think it goes.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 09:57 PM (dvuhZ)

455 The point is to take unattractive photos and dare you to say so

Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:58 PM (zOTsN)

456 @454 actually it's Second Cousin Clothes removed

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:58 PM (h+JBX)

457 She has a washboard stomach... during an earthquake.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 30, 2015 09:59 PM (/R6pH)

458 FenelonSpoke, yeah i think not, although i feel comfortable in my own skin for the most part.

but we all can't be 10s it's not like i would only want to eat lettuce leaves the rest of my life. besides money for maintenance. trainers etc.

so she looks fine, just not what one expects when looking at nudish thing in 2015

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:00 PM (jOumW)

459 anyway weird post.

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:02 PM (jOumW)

460 OT -
http://news.yahoo.com/jewish-kurds-hold-groundbreaking-iraq-commemoration-194156994.html

Lots of Muslims in the Near East are of Jewish descent. One statistic I once saw was that 1/3 of Palestinians were Jewish or Samaritan by genetics.

But it's only in Kurdistan that there are former Jews able to admit that their ancestors were Jews.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 10:03 PM (6FqZa)

461 So she is a special snowflake or Avalanche

Ace 's opinion is spot on

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 10:03 PM (09Lhy)

462 ThunderB i think i agree she could certainly be posed showing her better attributes , it's an awkward photo

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:03 PM (5zixg)

463 Willow, everything is airbrushed now too.

Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 10:03 PM (vmMMi)

464 440 434 @430 she looks like from Wisconsin and Lactose Intolerant
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 09:50 PM (h+JBX)

Ugh. Is that even possible? I thought everybody there was part cow. (Ducks, runs)
Posted by: joncelli at November 30, 2015 09:52 PM (1FhAQ)

I throw wedges of brick cheese at both you scurvy varlets.

Amy Schumer's "I'm smelling a bad fart" expression is pure New York. Don't go blaming her on us. We have enough problems - we lost to the f'ing Bears on Thanksgiving and now you kick us when we're down by saying we look like this box head, this sour-faced bint?

That is, like, such a huge microaggression.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:04 PM (P8951)

465 455 The point is to take unattractive photos and dare you to say so

Yup, and then say how brave she is for putting herself out there and dealing with the misogynist knuckledraggers, she was falling out of favor with the left not too long ago for some shit i didn't care enough about to remember now, she knows this schtick will go quite a ways in redeeming her.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 30, 2015 10:05 PM (VviqM)

466 354 Alberta Oil Peon
********************
My home is about 4 hours north of Great Falls, give or take a little. And more or less straight north, except you have to take a series of secondary highways to get there from Sweetgrass. But I am on the job right now, and closest sizeable town is Dawson Creek, B.C.
********************
On the road this week, too - Toledo, OH Maybe we could work a Meat up for the Northwestern climes. Say, the Sip http://tinyurl.com/gqksqpo'n Dip email in nick, but I can't reply on my phone this week for some reason.

McGyver, Out

McGyver, Out

Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 10:05 PM (pyw1v)

467 Demi Lavato's no-makeup, no re-touch photos were impressive. A bit weird since I think of her as much younger than she is but man, if you're gonna do it then try. With a photographer that wants you to look, wait for it...sexy! None of this "I'll look frumpy 'cause it's a statement for wimyn" crap. This could have looked a little better for goodness sake. DL, of course, had a lot more to work with...

Posted by: Doing The World A Favor By Not Posing at November 30, 2015 10:06 PM (HncT+)

468 Willow she initially adopted a more flattering pose and the photographer told her she wanted her hunched over, showing her rolls. They purposefully took an unflattering picture and dare you to say it

Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 10:06 PM (zOTsN)

469 I could fap to that.

Posted by: Flaccid Member at November 30, 2015 10:06 PM (5fSr7)

470 I didn't look at the photo, but I suppose it could be worse. It could be Chuck Schumer naked.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 10:07 PM (No/ki)

471 Lea, i could use a little dusting myself.
lol

crows feet! and yes detestable stretch marks on mt rear , i vlame 5 children, but i think it's ok , because real and i don't expect to pose nude for someone i don' t love or love me back. let alobe the world.
because , well why !?

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:07 PM (jOumW)

472 Well, THAT looks stupid. I claim inebriation

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at November 30, 2015 10:07 PM (pyw1v)

473
You know what this picture needs? More flour!

Posted by: Photo producer at November 30, 2015 10:07 PM (q4hvt)

474 DL, of course, had a lot more to work with...
Posted by: Doing The World A Favor By Not Posing at November 30, 2015 10:06 PM

or, less, maybe.

Posted by: Doing The World A Favor By Not Posing at November 30, 2015 10:08 PM (HncT+)

475 Fenelon, it isn't trashy, just awkward and weird.

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:08 PM (jOumW)

476 Willow, everything is airbrushed now too.


Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 10:03 PM



Gonna need a bigger brush.

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 10:08 PM (EWg9n)

477 @464

Amen Sista!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 10:09 PM (2zd9l)

478 464: You tell him Donna. And why all the hate on Wisconsin anyway? WTF did we do?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2015 10:09 PM (ucDmr)

479 Matt Schaub with his first pick six of the night.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 10:09 PM (QWtgr)

480 stretch marks on mt rear

Come on, it's not that big.

Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2015 10:10 PM (AfsKp)

481 >>Amy Schumer's "I'm smelling a bad fart" expression is pure New York

Ha. Sorry Donna, I'm good with that. By all means, we can blame ny

Posted by: Lea at November 30, 2015 10:10 PM (vmMMi)

482 hehe fluffy , what a typo

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:11 PM (jOumW)

483 Anybody see on Twitter that some guy is claiming to be Bill Clinton's kid and he's a deadbeat Dad

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2015 10:11 PM (c4yY7)

484 @457 anyone that's ever worked near a flight line knows the FOD Shaker that vehicles have to drive over to prevent Foreign Object Debris / Damage. that's what her rolls remind me of

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 10:12 PM (h+JBX)

485 It may be a good idea not to pose naked for someone you love either. In this day and age if you ended up in a breakup they'd end up all over the internet. There is someone website that specializes in nude photos of your ex-as a type of revenge. There are photos of me looking ridiculous in various acting roles without- thank goodness-there being any nude ones to make it worse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 10:12 PM (No/ki)

486 anyway, i really need to reset my self monitor i just say really tmi these days. i don't know why.

and i'm sorry to you guys.
i'm going to work harder on that

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:12 PM (jOumW)

487 Fenelon, that really is wise advice

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:14 PM (jOumW)

488 Fenelon, it isn't trashy, just awkward and weird.



Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:08 PM


Yeah, I suspect that it's not so much a statement as it is an in-joke of sorts. There's no fucking way that would make it out of the darkroom except as a joke. Liebovitz is retarded, but, not fucking retarded.

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 10:14 PM (EWg9n)

489

Memory is a kinder and fonder record of remembrance than a photo in many cases

Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 10:14 PM (zOTsN)

490 If Lebowitz wanted to photograph comedic actresses, I vote for the blonde on that crappy sitcom, Two Broke Girls. Best pair of legs on TV.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 30, 2015 09:57 PM (+Q9b4)








Two Broke Girls.

Tell me that sitcom title isn't just trolling the audience with "Will Do Butt Stuff For Money".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2015 10:14 PM (o98Jz)

491 Hey, NEW YORK Fucking Magazine says it's "stunning", so it's fucking stunning! Okay, you sexist fucking rubes!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 10:15 PM (EDYaR)

492 @478 && 464 I retract my previous post as it's quite obvious Any Schemer enjoys cheese like Bubba in Forrest Gump enjoyed Shrimp. one doesn't get a body like that without work. :-P

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 10:17 PM (h+JBX)

493 Amy Schumer's "I'm smelling a bad fart" expression is pure New York. Don't go blaming her on us.

If she can make it there she can make it anywhere.

Posted by: Chairman of the bored at November 30, 2015 10:18 PM (FkBIv)

494 Obviously late and not willing to catch up. I thought I caught a mention of Pirelli.

Back in the late 70s everyone knew about the Snap-On calendars. Less known were the way better Bridgestone tire calendars. Why? because the boss would never let you hang them anywhere a customer might see Snap-On was just chicks in bikinis.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 30, 2015 10:20 PM (wHX4r)

495 I suspect that it's not so much a statement as it is an in-joke of sorts.

Maybe that's it. Hey, they bought Obama's "gravitas" and Hillary's "achievements". If they want to keep membership in the tribe, make the suckers buy Amy's stunning looks.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2015 10:20 PM (OLNwX)

496 In this day and age if you ended up in a breakup
they'd end up all over the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 10:12 PM

No kidding. Way back in the day when you might provide a little titillation to some Fotomat (lawn ====> perv? Sure. These days? Holy crap. It's crazy talk. It's f o r e v e r...

Posted by: jow at November 30, 2015 10:20 PM (HncT+)

497 I'm dreading the day when we have a truly stunning First - First Nude Pictures of A First Lady!!! I mean, it's like the Obamas get up every single morning wondering what they can do to humiliate this country and demean the position they hold - the Mooch in the nude would certainly do the trick.

And the media would demand that everyone call her brave and beautiful - and if not - RACIST!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:23 PM (P8951)

498 The National Enquirer is breaking the Bill Clinton is a Dead Beat Dad story.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2015 10:24 PM (c4yY7)

499 @496 some of us remember specific companies you could mail your film to to get photos developed no questions asked. although you never knew if someone on the other end made some extra prints...

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 10:24 PM (h+JBX)

500 There is something kind of odd about her face in that photo, compared to others that Bing was able to bring up. The fat rolls aren't that bad - she isn't massively obese or anything - but Liebowitcz made her face look awful. That is what makes the picture so bad.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2015 10:24 PM (bZ7mE)

501 No thanks are necessary for the towel, Ms. Schumer, I'm a professional.

Posted by: Johnny Manziel at November 30, 2015 10:25 PM (OLNwX)

502 up next Hillary Campaign to run ads claiming children of women that suffered sexual abuse and "rape rape" deserve to be heard and believed

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 10:25 PM (h+JBX)

503 497: call me racist then you can even use two a's and a y.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2015 10:26 PM (ucDmr)

504 She is just trolling the world.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 10:26 PM (uZNvH)

505 The point is to take unattractive photos and dare you to say so.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 09:58 PM (zOTsN)


Exactly. A good photographer with the right lighting and posing can make almost anyone look good. To make someone look this bad has to be something that was done on purpose.

Posted by: HTL at November 30, 2015 10:26 PM (SQ8u5)

506 497 I'm dreading the day when we have a truly stunning First - First Nude Pictures of A First Lady!!! I mean, it's like the Obamas get up every single morning wondering what they can do to humiliate this country and demean the position they hold - the Mooch in the nude would certainly do the trick.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:23 PM (P8951)



Damn you to hell for that. That's on a par with giving terrorists ideas they hadn't thought of.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

507 Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:23 PM (P8951)

Yes, that would be yet another a way to demean her role and the US. However, if she has any future plans for public office (which I expect she does) I doubt she'd agree to it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 10:27 PM (No/ki)

508 Willow you are fine.

I self monitor because I am alternatively: obsessed by weird things/boring because I am obsessive/pissed off at life in general.

You are doing fine, child.

I am off to play with paste.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 10:27 PM (q2o38)

509 There is something kind of odd about her face in that photo,>>>

It's that bored employee "Next" look. Not ever appealing but naked a nightmare.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 30, 2015 10:28 PM (wHX4r)

510 >>some of us remember specific companies you could mail your film to to get photos developed no questions asked. although you never knew if someone on the other end made some extra prints...

Don't be a silly paranoid. Send me all your pictures.

I AM BECOM ..

Seriously, what could happen?

Posted by: Red Dragon at November 30, 2015 10:28 PM (/tuJf)

511 506 497 I'm dreading the day when we have a truly stunning First - First Nude Pictures of A First Lady!!! I mean, it's like the Obamas get up every single morning wondering what they can do to humiliate this country and demean the position they hold - the Mooch in the nude would certainly do the trick.

Posted by: DonnaV (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:23 PM (P8951)

Damn you to hell for that. That's on a par with giving terrorists ideas they hadn't thought of.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 10:27 PM (sdi6R)




Now THAT would definitely kick the obesity epidemic in the balls. People wouldn't eat for weeks.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 30, 2015 10:28 PM (oKE6c)

512 Maybe that's it. Hey, they bought Obama's
"gravitas" and Hillary's "achievements". If they want to keep
membership in the tribe, make the suckers buy Amy's stunning looks.




Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2015 10:20 PM


I'm not sure of the motivation, or how far the in-joke goes... I should imagine these other people are too thick to get it and maybe they're being punked. Dunno. But, Schumer's bit includes that she's this overweight, awkward doofus. I'm not certain what's going on, but I'm pretty sure it's not serious. It can't possibly be. Has Liebovitz suffered a recent head injury?

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 10:29 PM (EWg9n)

513 I agree with the opinion that the photographer must hate her.
Btw, us this the same photographer that used to do photos of babies in funny props? Or was that someone else?

Posted by: @votermom at November 30, 2015 10:29 PM (cbfNE)

514 the Schemer photo reminds me of the time Paul Mercurio was in the audience of the Broadway adaptation of The Graduate and he shouted at Kathleen Turner during her nude scene: "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on." circa 2005

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 10:30 PM (h+JBX)

515 Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2015 10:24 PM (bZ7mE)

Interesting point. The photographer made this woman's face less attractive to draw attention to her thoroughly pedestrian body.

Why?

Liebovitz is sexualizing and demeaning in the the same photo. Minimizing the face, which is, classically, the window to the soul, and maximizing the body, which is nothing more than a slightly chubby 30-something's lure to draw men into her bed.

Sad. Pathological. Feminist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2015 10:31 PM (Zu3d9)

516 kindltot, you didn't have to extend that kindness, but thank you.
still i know i'm off the last few mths, and i need to pull my act together. i don't need yo embarrass myself and everyone here.

anyway i'm going to wander off and watch old english victorian movies.

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2015 10:31 PM (jOumW)

517 Melania Trump posed nude on a bear skin rug for the British GQ way back. Nothing but a little butt crack visible. So if Trump won, she would be the first First Lady to have posed nude.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 10:31 PM (dvuhZ)

518 Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2015 09:33 PM (/tuJf)

You are in for a treat.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 30, 2015 10:31 PM (3dOE/)

519 Anne Geddes is the photographer that does babies dressed up as flowers and plants, if that's what you were thinking of, Votermom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 10:33 PM (No/ki)

520 513 I agree with the opinion that the photographer must hate her.
Btw, us this the same photographer that used to do photos of babies in funny props? Or was that someone else?
Posted by: @votermom at November 30, 2015 10:29 PM (cbfNE)


I don't know about that. Annie Leibowitz is most famous for photos of actors, actresses, and rock stars. She's has a kajillion photos published in Rolling Stone.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

521 Well, if you want noodz of a President's nearest-and-dearest, Google Image will serve up plenty of results for "stanley dunham nude"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 10:33 PM (6FqZa)

522 Come to think on it, wasn't Stan Leibowicz was killed in a fire in Koln?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2015 10:34 PM (q2o38)

523 Has Liebovitz suffered a recent head injury?
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 10:29 PM (EWg9n)

Anne Liebovitz hasn't been cool since the days when Rolling Stone mag was cool. So - about 1975 or so.

My guess is all the drugs she took with the 60's and '70's rock stars she photographed permanently addled her brain.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:34 PM (P8951)

524 It's that bored employee "Next" look. Not ever appealing but naked a nightmare.

I was thinking of the lighting - pasty-white and her face looks like a roll of dough. It is different from the rest of her body, too. Bing images indicate that she doesn't always look like Hilary Clinton the morning after a bender so it has to be the lighting and or makeup.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2015 10:35 PM (bZ7mE)

525 498 The National Enquirer is breaking the Bill Clinton is a Dead Beat Dad story.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2015 10:24 PM (c4yY7)




Never thought I'd live to see the National Enquirer become the newspaper of record, and Pravda are balanced and objective source of news than the American media.


Yet, here we are.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 30, 2015 10:35 PM (oKE6c)

526 One thing that separates Schumer from Dunham, is that Schumer doesn't take herself seriously. She doesn't appear to suffer delusions that's some kind of hottie. Not that I'm aware of, anyway. I'm leaning towards this being a prank on all the gushing admirers.

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 10:36 PM (EWg9n)

527 519 Anne Geddes is the photographer that does babies dressed up as flowers and plants, if that's what you were thinking of, Votermom.

--

Oh thank goodness. I remembered the first name right, then, which is pretty good for me these days.
In that case I gave no idea who Leibovitz is

Posted by: @votermom at November 30, 2015 10:36 PM (cbfNE)

528 Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels--bring home for Emma.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 10:36 PM (FkBIv)

529 I'm dreading the day when we have a truly stunning First - First Nude Pictures of A First Lady!!! I mean, it's like the Obamas get up every single morning wondering what they can do to humiliate this country and demean the position they hold - the Mooch in the nude would certainly do the trick.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:23 PM (P8951)


*applies brillo pad to brain*

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 30, 2015 10:36 PM (vBeA5)

530 my thoughts on the permafrost melting.....if it's melting.....it's not fucking permafrost........

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 10:37 PM (0O7c5)

531 514 the Schemer photo reminds me of the time Paul Mercurio was in the audience of the Broadway adaptation of The Graduate and he shouted at Kathleen Turner during her nude scene: "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on." circa 2005
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 30, 2015 10:30 PM (h+JBX)




Something else I never thought I'd hear.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 30, 2015 10:38 PM (oKE6c)

532 A Cunticle From Leibovitz

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2015 10:38 PM (6FqZa)

533 my thoughts on the permafrost melting.....if it's melting.....it's not fucking permafrost........
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel


Tempafrost?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 10:38 PM (FkBIv)

534 Mooch's body is okay. It's the expression on her face that makes her ugly.

Posted by: @votermom at November 30, 2015 10:38 PM (cbfNE)

535 If the Bill Clinton illegitimate kid story is about Danny Williams it's old. His mother worked in an Arkansas restaurant in the 80s. Met Bill. Got preggers with Danny. Told him Bill was the daddy. Clinton's have tried to destroy the mother before. Don't know if a DNA test was ever done. Danny is black

Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2015 10:39 PM (zOTsN)

536 Btw, us this the same photographer that used to do photos of babies in funny props? Or was that someone else?
Posted by: @votermom at November 30, 201

Nope, you're thinking of a different Anne. I can't think of the baby photographer's last name and am too lazy to look it up. Very different subject matter and style from Liebovitz.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 30, 2015 10:39 PM (P8951)

537 Tempafrost?

yes!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 10:39 PM (0O7c5)

538 Bill Clinton is a dead beat dad of Chelsea or of some other undisclosed illegitimate kids?

"The Globe: has as its headline "We must impeach President Obama. He's a disgrace" it and gives reasons related to his support of radical Islam. If I had been carrying any sticky notes I would have posted, "I agree!" on the paper.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2015 10:39 PM (No/ki)

539 Miniteman at 50 wins the thread.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 10:40 PM (QWtgr)

540 530 my thoughts on the permafrost melting.....if it's melting.....it's not fucking permafrost........
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 30, 2015 10:37 PM (0O7c5)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DEoOdcYKbc

I denounce myself.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2015 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

541 I was thinking of the lighting - pasty-white and her face looks like a
roll of dough. It is different from the rest of her body, too.>>>

I see that now. In B/W photography lighting is even more important than color. And it seems to be coming predominantly from the left. Kinda like putting the flashlight under your face for telling ghost stories. Lighting from one direction can give the effect you want or fuck it up totally.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 30, 2015 10:43 PM (wHX4r)

542 Google up the pictures of Moochelle next to Carla Bruni and now-Queen Letizia of Spain. Carla and Letizia were dressed to the nines and looking fabulous, while Mooch looked like Aunt Esther from Sanford Son. Of course, Aunt Esther's ass wasn't anywhere near that big.

There was a picture of Mooch walking up some stairs next to Carla and Letizia. One of Mooch's ass checks was wider than Carla and Letizia's both put together.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 10:44 PM (dvuhZ)

543 Well, Bill Clinton was the "First Black President" so this William's kid could have a good case.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 10:44 PM (QWtgr)

544 ONT

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2015 10:44 PM (EDYaR)

545 Okay, I saw a few of the other pics over at Daily Mail, and I'm changing my vote from meh to eeewwwww.

Seriously, these are women "of outstanding accomplishment" ?

Propaganda, pure and simple.
And I'm definitely sticking with the Vaclav Havel thing: propaganda is about producing moral decay by forcing people to act as though lies are true.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 30, 2015 10:45 PM (erRNA)

546 Miniteman at 50 wins the thread.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 10:40 PM

Ham Wallet

*mic drop*

Posted by: Ghost of EOJ at November 30, 2015 10:45 PM (JN5ak)

547 "if it's melting.....it's not fucking permafrost........"


Heh. Not anymore.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 10:47 PM (FBhu6)

548 Le Nood.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 10:47 PM (EzgxV)

549 It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at November 30, 2015 10:53 PM (A8sWO)

550 #423: Sometimes, when you fart,
the smell hits me too hard,
and I have to close my eyes,
and barf!

I want to hold you till I die,
but the stench just makes me cry!

I have to throw up,
'till the queasiness subsides!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 30, 2015 11:07 PM (0OG8D)

551 "Very average, like most people are quite average looking (me included). I
don't get why average looking people wish to compete in a game in which
they have so little actual ability."

To prove the rules are different for them, Ace.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 30, 2015 11:14 PM (Kucy5)

552 She's fuckable

Posted by: bestie21 at November 30, 2015 11:34 PM (HUeC4)

553 Another attempt by our lefty "betters" to tell us that the ugly is beautiful and the profane is sacred.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at November 30, 2015 11:48 PM (KgGd7)

554 When Bruce/Caitlin Jenner is on the cover of Glamor mag. the bar is set extremely low for defining beauty.

Posted by: Buffalbob at December 01, 2015 12:05 AM (8nL8o)

555 Please take away the picture and reattach the battery leads to my 'nads.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 01, 2015 12:13 AM (hoUpO)

556 The irony of her first real role being as a bulaemic mutant on Smallville continues to scale the dizzying if improbable heights of lunacy.

Whoever cast her in that must have been some sort of telepath / precog.

Posted by: Flying Tiger Comics at December 01, 2015 12:15 AM (f/6od)

557 Surely I can't be the first to ask, "Who is Amy Schumer?"

Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at December 01, 2015 12:19 AM (FFIoe)

558 Instead of "Schumer" I saw "Sedaris," and clicked the link.

Either way....

Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
It has been ... years since my last confession....

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 01, 2015 12:20 AM (hoUpO)

559 Wait, you're looking at her wrong. Hold up two recently emptied beer bottles in front of your eyes . . . . that's it . . . . Kate Upton!

Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at December 01, 2015 12:21 AM (FFIoe)

560 It has been ... years since my last confession....



Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 01, 2015 12:20 AM

*makes Sign of the Cross*

Your penance is served, my son.

Posted by: Bob's Internet Archdiocese and Radiator Shop at December 01, 2015 12:39 AM (h8I+V)

561 552 She's fuckable

No....She's not.

Posted by: Funeral guy at December 01, 2015 02:03 AM (p0zHt)

562 Amy,

Fat with no boobs is no way to go through life. Keep your cloths on.

Regards,

Uncle Schmucky

Posted by: Chucky Schumer at December 01, 2015 03:11 AM (zSzLr)

563 I'd hit it.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at December 01, 2015 03:12 AM (zSzLr)

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 01, 2015 04:07 AM (t2KH5)

565 If you guys really think that is "fat" for a real woman... wow, good luck finding one that isn't.

Posted by: deadrody at December 01, 2015 06:45 AM (vJOFB)

566 With clothes on she's a 6 (was a 7.5 before she packed on weight in recent years). Naked she's a 3-4.

Sure, I'd hit it if I were drunk.


Posted by: ConstantineXI at December 01, 2015 08:00 AM (Eov0o)

567 Late to the party, but I have to add that I finally saw Trainwreck. Aptly named because it was gawdawful. Weird pacing, the jokes were over done, and over the top. Really crude and vulgar for no true comedic rain other than shock value. It had potential to be funny, but they milked every joke to death. And she dressed terrible for her body type during the whole thing. I used to like her on red eye.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 01, 2015 08:16 AM (teYv/)

568 I'd hit it. In fact, I suspect that under the right conditions, that woman will very proudly fly her freak flag at full staff.

See what I did there? tho the remarkable resemblance to Pam from Archer is...well, it's there and it's disturbing.

Oh, right, phrasing. Wait, are we still doing that?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 01, 2015 08:53 AM (1hM1d)

569 Regardless of Shumer's looks, the photograph is not very good, artistically speaking. I've seen lots of great photographs of unattractive people. This is not one of them. This is just another one of those "the Emperor has no clothes" moments. It is simply a bad photograph, not matter what the Totalitarians say. Zero merit.

Posted by: Pho Tog at December 01, 2015 09:11 AM (Y8P5w)

570 She's a Two-bagger with a 12 pack

Posted by: BHO at December 01, 2015 11:49 AM (4QW48)

571 You remember a couple weeks back, how Amy Schumer pitched a fit about being denied access to her gym because she left her membership card at home?

I'm guessing she leaves her membership card at home a lot.

Posted by: Rocketeer at December 01, 2015 12:28 PM (mUWtd)

572 162 All I'm seeing as reaction to this is just how fat and terrible she looks. I guess every one of these men (so far I've only seen men comment) is fighting fit, and ready to show off their body in a similar manner.

Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2015 08:49 PM (N8hFs)

Even if I wasn't 6'5" 245 lbs, I would still be able to assess the picture that she wanted to be viewed. I am, though, and she's mediocre. Sorry, female attractiveness is usually #1 on the list. If not at the top, it's pretty close. The ability for men to provide is near the top for females. It's nature; that's what we're wired to desire/seek. That's the way we've been since the cavemen sought the best looking female for procreation & the cave women sought the best hunter/gatherer.

It's just that it's impolite to actually say aloud when women aren't beautiful while okie-dokie to point out any man's financial setbacks.

Posted by: Cam Winston at December 01, 2015 03:55 PM (pIxZi)

573 but if it was for a "michelin" calendar she would be perfect

Posted by: macko at December 01, 2015 05:52 PM (dagzk)

574 Many are calling her 'stunning'... I assume they're thinking of that Seinfeld episode with the 'stunning' baby.

Posted by: Anon at December 01, 2015 05:55 PM (BBV8Q)

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