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Overnight Open Thread (11-26-2015) – Happy Thanksgiving Edition
So this happened.
Thanksgiving Dinner Keeps Getting Cheaper
In 1986, Thanksgiving dinner cost $28.74. In October 1986, an average worker made $8.96 an hour. That means that s/he had to work 3 hours 12 minutes and 27 seconds, or 50 minutes and 30 seconds longer than [a] worker today.
So, enjoy your Thanksgiving dinner and rejoice in knowing that you have worked almost an hour less to earn it than would have been the case in 1986.
Good News For Your Defense: Your Appalling Drunken Behavior Might Be Genetic
Megafauna vs. Pumpkin Pie and Squash
The key 15 minutes of the classic episode which was based on a real life incident.
Yahoo group. That is all.
And my lo-fi Twitter spew.
Tonight's post brought to you by same BMI, different body:
Notice: Posted by authority of AceCorp LLC. Happy-fun ball may not be capable of flight but he is not to be trifled with. Reminder: Just 29 days left until Life Day.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: bill-o at November 26, 2015 09:51 PM (nE/OV)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, stockpiling mead at November 26, 2015 09:51 PM (AXimz)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, stockpiling mead at November 26, 2015 09:51 PM (AXimz)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 09:53 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 09:55 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 26, 2015 09:57 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Sixkiller at November 26, 2015 09:59 PM (bfpzm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2015 09:59 PM (GEICT)
Do females not have one?
Posted by: Agnus Mack at November 26, 2015 10:00 PM (02ybD)
Posted by: Agnus Mack at November 26, 2015 10:01 PM (02ybD)
Posted by: Jake at November 26, 2015 10:04 PM (QelBn)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 26, 2015 10:04 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2015 09:59 PM (GEICT)
Check...and check!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 26, 2015 10:06 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 10:06 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 26, 2015 10:07 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: dissent555 at November 26, 2015 10:07 PM (GdgAM)
Posted by: @votermom at November 26, 2015 10:07 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:07 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Arson Wells at November 26, 2015 10:09 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:09 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 26, 2015 10:11 PM (EDYaR)
Damit, I was going to try to get some stuff done, too.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 10:06 PM (bLnSU)
How are you doing? Totally topped-off with Brawndo?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 26, 2015 10:12 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:13 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 26, 2015 10:12 PM (EzgxV)
4 grams of magnesium sulfate.
Didn't even get a lollipop.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 10:14 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2015 10:15 PM (vVaDF)
I hope you all had a great day. Turkey turned out perfect, but I tried using organic pastry flour for my pie crusts. Don't do that. It's a terrible mistake. And a waste of 8 bucks for 2 pounds of flour.
Gold Medal from now on.
Posted by: Moki at November 26, 2015 10:19 PM (7q2ch)
According to Dr. Phil Sims, he's dead. I'm sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 10:20 PM (NGd+i)
From the comments below: "Everyone who ever wanted to go back in time and kill Hitler, here's your chance." And the comment stands.
Remember, they claim that "our" rhetoric is violent and dangerous.
Posted by: Mega at November 26, 2015 10:20 PM (9Du4t)
Pray for me. I may not be able to unsee that which has been seen, even with my cardiologist's maximum allowed dosage of Shiner Bock...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 26, 2015 10:20 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 26, 2015 10:21 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Garrett at November 26, 2015 10:21 PM (byoyc)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 10:22 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: USA at November 26, 2015 10:22 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 26, 2015 10:22 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 10:23 PM (heN73)
Unless that was her ploy to do some Black Friday shopping, and hoodwink you into going with her. Either way, prayers going up for your, friend.
Posted by: Moki at November 26, 2015 10:23 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 10:22 PM (NGd+i)
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Not sure, but he does hold the record for most retirement announcements.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:23 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: USA at November 26, 2015 10:24 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: USA at November 26, 2015 10:22 PM (tfM+W)
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Yes. He's been seriously ill. His wife said it would most likely be their last trip to Green Bay. Sad.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:24 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Moki at November 26, 2015 10:24 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 10:22 PM (NGd+i)
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Not sure, but he does hold the record for most retirement announcements.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:23 PM (dFi94)
Um, no, that's probably held by KISS.
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 10:24 PM (heN73)
Anyhow, Handel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs8jrm_H-5U
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at November 26, 2015 10:25 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 26, 2015 10:26 PM (Kucy5)
Whereas my mom is all "Here, take this massive plate of food with you. I will not take no for an answer."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2015 10:26 PM (GEICT)
Doesn't Brett Favre have the most interceptions ever?
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 10:22 PM (NGd+i)
Probably. Just like Babe Ruth was the strike-out king.
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at November 26, 2015 10:27 PM (eUK5G)
I'm thankful for you, one and all.
Even the Ewok, and the CoBs.
May GOD bless you, even if you don't believe...
Posted by: ChrisP at November 26, 2015 10:28 PM (0s6lY)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 10:28 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Moki at November 26, 2015 10:29 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Jenk at November 26, 2015 10:29 PM (OtryE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2015 10:29 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 26, 2015 10:30 PM (gmP76)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at November 26, 2015 10:30 PM (hipNa)
Posted by: Ralphie at November 26, 2015 10:31 PM (RU5ki)
Posted by: t-bird at November 26, 2015 10:31 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:32 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: FormerlyMountainTurtle at November 26, 2015 10:33 PM (hipNa)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 26, 2015 10:12 PM (EzgxV)
4 grams of magnesium sulfate.
Didn't even get a lollipop.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 10:14 PM (bLnSU)
Four grams?!?!? Holy crud. Did they let you hold the jar before they mixed it into solution?
How are you feeling?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 26, 2015 10:33 PM (EzgxV)
Evening everyone. It was a quiet Thanksgiving here. Four hour drive up into the mountains today, and another tomorrow back home.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 26, 2015 10:34 PM (DRuCG)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 26, 2015 10:34 PM (1OLmv)
It's still in the fridge, so I will pull it out with the leftovers tomorrow, and pretend that it was on the table before.
Posted by: Moki at November 26, 2015 10:34 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:35 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 26, 2015 10:35 PM (0MJkC)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 10:36 PM (q2o38)
How are you feeling?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 26, 2015 10:33 PM (EzgxV)
Meh. Like I OD'd on magnesium. Muscle soreness, little nausea. Mis-spelling and mis-pronouncing things.
They did warn me to stay away from open flames overnight.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 10:37 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Mega at November 26, 2015 10:20 PM"
Really important to remember:
everything they say is a lie.
G'night, Horde !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 26, 2015 10:37 PM (+jyzN)
with my cardiologist's maximum allowed dosage of Shiner Bock...
Sounds like you need a new cardiologist. Your current one is obviously a quack.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 26, 2015 10:37 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at November 26, 2015 10:37 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:35 PM (S2LZH)
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Seriously. I'm pathetic. Two kids who sleep with blankies, and a kid who can barely talk and walks around with a pacifier in his mouth. They completely bamboozled me.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:37 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: USA at November 26, 2015 10:38 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Emmie at November 26, 2015 10:38 PM (PiNvr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at November 26, 2015 10:37 PM (RrDm2)
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Ya, I bookmarked it and emailed it to myself. Let me see if I can grab it......
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:38 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Merovign
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Just warn those around you that should there be a spontaneous combustion event, DO NOT try to extinguish with water.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at November 26, 2015 10:40 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 10:40 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 26, 2015 10:41 PM (UiGnh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at November 26, 2015 10:40 PM (RrDm2)
(carries spray bottle of mineral oil, gets suspicious looks)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 10:41 PM (bLnSU)
1 lb. of cranberries (about 4 cups).
2 cups sugar.
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon.
1/3 cup bourbon.
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Combine first 3 ingredients in 9x13-inch baking dish. Cover tightly with foil and bake until cranberries are tender and sugar is dissolved, stirring once, about 1 hour. Remove from oven and stir in bourbon. Refrigerate cranberry sauce until well chilled. Keeps for about a week. Transfer to bowl and serve.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:41 PM (dFi94)
That might now work out as well.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 10:42 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at November 26, 2015 10:42 PM (eGr8Z)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 26, 2015 10:43 PM (gmP76)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 26, 2015 10:43 PM (KlVdw)
Thanks for all your work, Maetenloch!
Thought I'd share the grace I wrote and which our Daughter delivered:
♥
Our Heavenly Father,
Thank you for this life,
with all its joys and challenges.
Thank you for this great country,
with all its joys and challenges.
Thank you for family,
with all its joys and challenges.
[many chuckles and said-along-withs -whew!]
Thank you for those who stand
in valiant defense of faith and freedom.
Thank you for this wonderful feast,
and thanks to those who helped prepare it.
[to which Daughter added the Usual Blessing]
Bless O Lord this food to our use
and us to thy service.
Keep us ever mindful of the needs of others.
Amen.
♥
Now, I need a long winter's nap.
Stay awesome, Morons. That line about defense of faith and freedom includes you.
Posted by: mindful webworker - stuffed & thankful at November 26, 2015 10:44 PM (PCof0)
Posted by: Blano doing his best Aaron Rodgers impersonation at November 26, 2015 10:44 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 26, 2015 10:43 PM (KlVdw)
Soon. We know, it's been a while. Work, new jobs, illness, changing schedules, etc have kept us away. But we're gonna have new episodes out soon.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 26, 2015 10:45 PM (0MJkC)
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I like that, mindful webworker.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:45 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Brawndo at November 26, 2015 10:46 PM (xodPA)
Zero leftovers this year - none. Kids took some, spousal unit has systematically eaten the rest over the course of the evening. All I have left is some cheap-ass muscadine wine. Sigh. Guess I'll have to finish it off myself. The sacrifices one goes through at the holidays...
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at November 26, 2015 10:48 PM (eGr8Z)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 10:48 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 26, 2015 10:49 PM (qBtYE)
Posted by: Emmie at November 26, 2015 10:49 PM (PiNvr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 26, 2015 10:49 PM (UiGnh)
Soon. We know, it's been a while. Work, new jobs, illness, changing schedules, etc have kept us away. But we're gonna have new episodes out soon.Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)
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Awesome, you two are great. Glad to know there will be more.
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 26, 2015 10:50 PM (KlVdw)
No excuse to keep getting tags wrong while sober.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 10:50 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2015 10:51 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Emmie at November 26, 2015 10:52 PM (PiNvr)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 26, 2015 10:45 PM (0MJkC)
Heart condition = diuretics (because the heart can't process fluid fast enough)
Add celiac disease, which hinders absorption of nutrients.
Add omeprazole, which hinders absorption of nutrients.
Throw in a few drugs which decrease digestion and, um, processing time, and top it off with a newly prescribed magnesium supplement that flies through like a jet, and...
well, you have to spend three hours infusing magnesium into your blood so your heart doesn't stop.
I'm taking 3000mg of potassium daily, as well.
Seriously need to get off this medical fail-train!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 10:52 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:53 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at November 26, 2015 10:54 PM (eGr8Z)
Oh and did you hear this? The Left is now using Steve Jobs' corpse to push obama's agenda to import "syrian refugees" a.k.a. muslims a.k.a. potential and probable muslim radicals..
Yeah, Steve Jobs was the son of a Syrian refugee! Really. Sure. Whatever.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:54 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: stephen hawking at November 26, 2015 10:55 PM (xodPA)
Diuretics was invented by L Ron Hubbard, the inventor of Scientology.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:56 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 26, 2015 10:56 PM (0MJkC)
He was not raised Muslim.
Posted by: navybrat at November 26, 2015 10:56 PM (ETxiG)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 26, 2015 10:56 PM (0MJkC)
I Have A Plan. It's a crazy plan, but it just might work.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 10:57 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:54 PM (S2LZH)
****
He was the American adopted son of a Syrian, was he not?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 26, 2015 10:57 PM (3llmC)
So the Left is saying by keeping out the "syrian refugees" a.k.a. any muslim in the world, we right wing rush-listeners are keeping out the next Steve Jobs and the inventor of the next iphone.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:58 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:56 PM (S2LZH)
(pushes autoresponsebot into closet)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 10:58 PM (bLnSU)
Merovign, I feel for you. I really do. I wish I could help you.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:59 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 26, 2015 11:00 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:59 PM (S2LZH)
Nothing anyone can do right now (that I know of), but there may come a day. I am working on a way to help myself *and* other people on the waiting list for too few hearts.
We'll see if it works out.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:01 PM (bLnSU)
My mashed potatoes call for 5 lbs of potatoes, a stick of butter, 8 oz of cream cheese, a pint of sour cream, and a couple of bunches of finely-chopped green onions.
As for the dressing, well, if it doesn't have a couple of lbs of Jimmy Dean sage sausage as the base, it just can't be successful. Add onions, celery, mushrooms, green onions, and a couple of packs of breading with four cups of stock, and you're there.
I use McCormick's gravy powder with turkey stock and drippings for the gravy.
Oh, and stuff a lemon, orange, and Spanish onion into the turky before cooking. Adds sooooooo much to the drippings.
Apologies for widgeting on.
Posted by: Patrick Carroll at November 26, 2015 11:01 PM (hoUpO)
Baldrick just asked me if it is a cunning plan.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 11:02 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 26, 2015 11:03 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 11:04 PM (YQ7o1)
I sat in the clinic today with a bunch of other people getting chemo - from that POV I am not doing so bad!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:05 PM (bLnSU)
Next week we'll be informed that Jesus Christ was a syrian refugee. Oh wait, they already did.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 11:05 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:05 PM (bLnSU)
I will say that Bose makes a great product.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 11:06 PM (S2LZH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at November 26, 2015 11:08 PM (J3phO)
Clockhmed won't invent the iphone for another twenty years, so I don't see what the rush is.
Posted by: t-bird at November 26, 2015 11:08 PM (+c55T)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2015 11:08 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2015 11:09 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Paul Klipsch at November 26, 2015 11:10 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: Ahmed at November 26, 2015 11:10 PM (eUK5G)
Posted by: Paul Klipsch at November 26, 2015 11:11 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 11:11 PM (NGd+i)
I seem to recall that the results were less spectacular than hoped for, but he's still alive several years later, so there's that.
Posted by: Emmie at November 26, 2015 11:12 PM (PiNvr)
One I-clock coming up!
Posted by: Ahmed at November 26, 2015 11:10 PM (eUK5G)
Remember, you can't invent the telephone until you invent string.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2015 11:12 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2015 11:13 PM (7juiS)
Posted by: Juan McCain at November 26, 2015 11:14 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 11:15 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Garrett at November 26, 2015 11:16 PM (byoyc)
Posted by: Emmie at November 26, 2015 11:12 PM (PiNvr)
A lot of the treatments are kind of sloppily done, and unfortunately the science in this area is not progressing quickly (for reasons I've discussed at length).
I was going to have some work done in Germany but the previous results were similar. I was going to be part of a trial at Cedars-Sinai, but they ROYALLY fucked up the scheduling and called me the morning I was leaving to go there to tell me I was out of the trial because they *forgot* to include me in it.
It was a safety trial, too, which meant no control group, so you were guaranteed to get the treatment.
Unless they *forget*.
Still pissed at them. Oh, and put up maps of the facility, you dolts.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:16 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 26, 2015 11:16 PM (9jeGC)
4 grams of magnesium sulfate.
Didn't even get a lollipop.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 10:14 PM (bLnSU)
You got 4 grams of magnesium sulfate at the hospital?
Shit, next time just lick a deicer salt bag
(glad you are doing better!)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2015 11:16 PM (7juiS)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 26, 2015 11:17 PM (0MJkC)
Well just home after an exhausting 14 hour shift. Was supposed to do 11 but things were so busy I stayed on another 3 hours to transition the night guys. The fact that I was on holiday golden time took the sting out of it a little bit
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 26, 2015 11:17 PM (QhZ0N)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 26, 2015 11:18 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2015 11:16 PM (7juiS)
Thanks! Hope you don't get salmonella!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:19 PM (bLnSU)
chemjeff, are you sure you survived Thanksgiving? Did you cook your turkey long enough?
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 26, 2015 11:17 PM (0MJkC)
Don't ask about the thermometer.
Posted by: chemjeff's zombie turkey at November 26, 2015 11:20 PM (eUK5G)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 26, 2015 11:20 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 11:20 PM (NGd+i)
Scheherazade went well last weekend.
Now it is Christmas music, all the time, for the next month. In the right mindset, this can be fun.
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2015 11:21 PM (vVaDF)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 26, 2015 11:20 PM (noWW6)
I'll probably test tomorrow or Saturday. Technically a *test* would be fine now, but it's artificial.
I'm also using topical magnesium oil. It's kind of scary how many things you can absorb through your skin, when you think about it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:22 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 26, 2015 11:22 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 26, 2015 11:22 PM (QhZ0N)
What a disappointment! You'd think they'd have their act together better than that.
Posted by: Emmie at November 26, 2015 11:23 PM (PiNvr)
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2015 11:23 PM (vVaDF)
I used to get migraines a lot when I was a teenager.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:23 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Wind Breaker at November 26, 2015 11:23 PM (/pOl7)
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2015 11:24 PM (vVaDF)
Posted by: Emmie at November 26, 2015 11:23 PM (PiNvr)
Some people, like myself, become disabused of the notion (at some point in their lives) that anyone actually has their act together.
I mean, some better than others, obviously, but the upper limit of togetherness is rather lower than one might expect.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:24 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2015 11:24 PM (7juiS)
Posted by: Emmie at November 26, 2015 11:24 PM (PiNvr)
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2015 11:25 PM (vVaDF)
Posted by: Aaron at November 26, 2015 11:25 PM (eUK5G)
Posted by: Garrett at November 26, 2015 11:25 PM (byoyc)
I'm also using topical magnesium oil. It's kind
of scary how many things you can absorb through your skin, when you
think about it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:22 PM (bLnSU)
yup skin is more about keeping your guts from falling out, rather than stopping all the outside baddies from getting in
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2015 11:26 PM (7juiS)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 26, 2015 11:26 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Brett at November 26, 2015 11:27 PM (eUK5G)
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2015 11:27 PM (vVaDF)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2015 09:59 PM (GEICT)
Marginal booze. Those words do not compute.
Posted by: tbodie at November 26, 2015 11:27 PM (jMD9L)
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He also wasn't aborted.
Posted by: Mega at November 26, 2015 11:27 PM (9Du4t)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 26, 2015 11:28 PM (uaANl)
Posted by: chemjeff
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Thus a well founded habit among chemists to wash their hands *before* going to pee.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at November 26, 2015 11:28 PM (oFSUK)
I'm full of piss and vinegar and by piss and vinegar I mean turkey and pie.
Also piss.
and vinegar.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2015 11:28 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 26, 2015 11:29 PM (gmP76)
Posted by: tbodie
I think that is what you drink once you pass peak booze.
Posted by: Aviator at November 26, 2015 11:29 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Arts and Craftsy and Pick Sixy Tony Romo at November 26, 2015 11:29 PM (AJkxb)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/669903745791205376
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/669903968101916672
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/669904142362611712
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/669911947601670145
Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2015 11:31 PM (GrXXa)
Remembers I went to my bros.
Fuckity fuck fuck.
*can someone push a slice of turkey through the USB so I can salt the hell out of it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 26, 2015 11:32 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2015 11:26 PM (7juiS)
Yeah I looked up topical magnesium, checked some studies, thought about looking up topical versions of all the minerals and vitamins you need... and then I got really tired for some reason.
Magnesium is not quite as safe as Vitamin C, but it is kind of self-limiting, in that if you take too much you absorb less.
That doesn't apply to an infusion, of course, so I'm skipping the topical stuff today.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:32 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 26, 2015 11:32 PM (9jeGC)
I'll e-mail you a couple of slices.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:33 PM (bLnSU)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/669912056368373760
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/669912194897833984
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/669912313990918145
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/669912459839414272
Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2015 11:33 PM (GrXXa)
Kids, a record is a round flat thing much like the cardboard you get under a frozen pizza however it was made out of shellac or a strange substance known as vinyl. It had unintelligible squiggly lines engraved on it and when you put it into a special machine offered a prayer to the demon inside and placated it by offering it electricity would then result in the demon producing music from the squiggly lines.
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at November 26, 2015 11:35 PM (QhZ0N)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2015 11:35 PM (ODxAs)
Chemjeff did you have medium rare turkey?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 26, 2015 11:29 PM (gmP76)
no, it was actually well done
My mom is just full of drama
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2015 11:35 PM (7juiS)
have been lurking, but mostly too tired/too late to post coherently, so I haven't.
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2015 11:27 PM (vVaDF)
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I understand. Hope it's good tired and not bad tired.
Posted by: Emmie at November 26, 2015 11:37 PM (PiNvr)
Posted by: Aviator at November 26, 2015 11:29 PM (c7vUv)
Hmmmmm. Passing peak booze. So that's what that was.
Posted by: tbodie at November 26, 2015 11:38 PM (jMD9L)
Posted by: JTB at November 26, 2015 11:39 PM (FvdPb)
I'll e-mail you a couple of slices.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:33 PM (bLnSU)
Gracias.
*looks around....beef roast!
Score!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 26, 2015 11:39 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2015 11:41 PM (vVaDF)
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2015 11:42 PM (vVaDF)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 26, 2015 11:42 PM (NhqyL)
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL and to all a goodnight.
Posted by: Hank at November 26, 2015 11:43 PM (Bcz8E)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at November 26, 2015 11:43 PM (eUK5G)
Posted by: JTB at November 26, 2015 11:44 PM (FvdPb)
That's actually *midrange*, at best. It wasn't even that expensive (when I had money, anyway).
PS if you get one, make sure it's not a 1st gen TTX1 - or pop the platter off and make sure the motor is vented. I never had problems but I keep it colder than a witches' tit.
Other than the 1st gen motor problems they're awesome. Heavy, but awesome.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:44 PM (bLnSU)
183 It has been a good couple of weeks...
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2015 11:42 PM (vVaDF)
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Excellent! Glad to hear!
Posted by: Emmie at November 26, 2015 11:44 PM (PiNvr)
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2015 11:45 PM (vVaDF)
scary how many things you can absorb through your skin, when you think
about it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:22 PM (bLnSU)
You could use a VW Beetle crankcase as a salt lick, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2015 11:45 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 26, 2015 11:45 PM (VROg+)
Most dangerous statement was a reference to TiVo-ing the Late Show. I held my tongue rather than commenting on Colbert's crummy ratings.
Posted by: Emmie at November 26, 2015 11:48 PM (PiNvr)
Why does it have to be the other way around?!?!?!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 11:48 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2015 11:35 PM (ODxAs)
Or just give them the link to my twitter page and save myself the effort so as to give them choices at what to look at
Or not bother at all
Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2015 11:49 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: dartist at November 26, 2015 11:52 PM (/tTDo)
So see you in 2022
Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 26, 2015 11:52 PM (NhqyL)
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2015 11:52 PM (vVaDF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2015 11:53 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: dartist at November 26, 2015 11:53 PM (/tTDo)
Me.....lights.
So so so many lights.
*wish I would have taken a pic of my brothers neighbors house. He won last year. All white and he rented a boom crane to put them up. Really looks nice.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 26, 2015 11:55 PM (9jeGC)
the movie "1941,"
------------------------------
"That's the craziest son of a bitch I ever saw."
Posted by: Robert Stack at November 26, 2015 11:55 PM (J3phO)
particularly Adams and R. Rodgers. Adams needs to stop looking for flags
and start making plays and R. Rodgers needs to show more hustle. I do
not understand why Janis and the others are warming the bench when
they are the ones trying to make plays.
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 26, 2015 11:56 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2015 11:57 PM (7juiS)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2015 11:57 PM (7juiS)
Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2015 12:00 AM (/tTDo)
Posted by: JTB at November 27, 2015 12:03 AM (FvdPb)
Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2015 12:05 AM (/tTDo)
But for better quality, I have found arkivmusic.com to have a good selection of recordings, and of recommendations.
Posted by: Piercello at November 27, 2015 12:07 AM (vVaDF)
Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2015 12:08 AM (vsbNu)
Well, had a pretty good thanksgiving except for one hitch: my family held a ping-pong tournament after we ate.
Long story short, I now owe my 10-year-old niece 70 bucks. (She's the type who'll try and collect too.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2015 12:09 AM (ntObR)
Feel your pain. My cornhole skills were nonexistent today.
None. Lucky to put them on the board let alone sink them.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 27, 2015 12:13 AM (9jeGC)
Sheharazad gave me herpes...
Posted by: CHARLIE SHINE at November 27, 2015 12:13 AM (QhZ0N)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 27, 2015 12:14 AM (7juiS)
Posted by: Piercello at November 27, 2015 12:15 AM (vVaDF)
Posted by: JTB at November 27, 2015 12:15 AM (FvdPb)
Welsher
Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2015 12:15 AM (/tTDo)
Posted by: The Thankful Hat at November 27, 2015 12:16 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2015 12:09 AM (ntObR)<<<
Artists conception of how this will play out --
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ02N0lAIos
Posted by: seen this all before at November 27, 2015 12:16 AM (AJkxb)
You mean you lost the double-or-nothing arm wrestling match, too? Oh, boy...
Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2015 12:17 AM (yddCj)
^ What happened to him? He used to be so good.
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 27, 2015 12:17 AM (YjDyJ)
NO PINK FLOYD!! (the HULU Version didn't even TRY and cut the scene in HALF!!)
I used to have a link to the original version, but now I can't find it..
Guess I'll listen to Alice's Restaurant instead.
Posted by: JarvisW at November 27, 2015 12:18 AM (3+E+K)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 27, 2015 12:20 AM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 27, 2015 12:20 AM (MwNIp)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9cc_1448232024 (sfw, unless they're cussing in portugese?)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 27, 2015 12:21 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2015 12:23 AM (/tTDo)
Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2015 12:24 AM (zt+N6)
I picture my niece bringing her 12-year-old boyfriend to the house.
"Uncle Steve, this is Rocco. He'd like to speak with you privately about a personal matter for a moment..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2015 12:25 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Corona at November 27, 2015 12:27 AM (ragzU)
Posted by: Fox2! at November 27, 2015 12:30 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2015 12:30 AM (/tTDo)
Posted by: Emmie at November 27, 2015 12:31 AM (PiNvr)
He was on the injury report for a shoulder problem last week and I just
saw that he lost all feeling in his left hand during the game but can now
feel three fingers. That said, I still think he has some trust issues.
But the fact that bothers me the most is that certain receivers have
been acting like they do not even want to be there the last few weeks. The route-running and drops have been atrocious at times. On the interception, Adams stopped running.
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 27, 2015 12:31 AM (YjDyJ)
Thanks also to the Horde, who is good peeps.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 27, 2015 12:32 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Piercello at November 27, 2015 12:33 AM (vVaDF)
Posted by: SMFH at November 27, 2015 12:34 AM (ahx2/)
Assuming that your niece grows up to be that most endangered of all species in 21st century America, a working taxpaying citizen, as of yesterday morning she was already on the hook for about six hundred thousand dollars.
Not counting the unfunded liabilities. You probably don't want to know what the number is when including those. Neither does she.
Tell her to get to work at the roadside lemonade stand, pronto. Oh, wait, those are now de facto illegal. Except in affluent Democratic yuppie suburban neighborhoods when Obama needs a photo op.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 27, 2015 12:35 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 26, 2015 10:52 PM
Best wishes for you to get a handle on all these issues.
And grammie winger...how about them Bears!
Great day here, the next generation took over, my nephew and neice had us over and she did a great job for 11 people. Don't think she'd ever done that before.
Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2015 12:35 AM (GkMle)
Happy Thanksgiving all, goodnight.
Posted by: Blano at November 27, 2015 12:37 AM (C3E0x)
us over and she did a great job for 11 people. Don't think she'd ever
done that before.
The torch is being passed here as well. It's nice to see the young ones.
Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2015 12:40 AM (/tTDo)
HOOORDE!!!!
I hope you're all full of good food and marginal booze.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2015 09:59 PM (GEICT)
turkey and trimmings checkbankers club whiskey 9 dollars a fifth checkoh and Buuuuuuuurp
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 27, 2015 12:41 AM (r/Hez)
That's pretty much my memory of Black Fridays past anyway.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 27, 2015 12:45 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Naes at November 27, 2015 12:48 AM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 27, 2015 12:51 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 27, 2015 12:52 AM (mkVcZ)
Champagne of Bottled Beer in a can, the ol' man, my brother and a nice warm rainy day. A good Thanksgiving.
Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2015 12:52 AM (/tTDo)
Notsothoreau, I'll add it to my list.
I've had about 18 doctors in the last six years, largely because they *don't* do that except in the most trivial ways.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 27, 2015 12:56 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 27, 2015 01:00 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Max Power at November 27, 2015 01:00 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 27, 2015 01:01 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Max Power at November 27, 2015 01:03 AM (QCc6B)
Midsouth shooter's has their BF deals up. That'll distract me.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 27, 2015 01:05 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Naes at November 27, 2015 12:48 AM (Ypc8j)
******
I'm 6', 200 lbs., with a 46 inch chest and a 36 inch waist. I laugh at the BMI numbers.
They are as reliable as the recently debunked, after 40 years, food pyramid.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 27, 2015 01:05 AM (3llmC)
Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2015 12:52 AM
Close to the same here.
Was esp fun to watch a full football game w/ Dad, who is now a Packers fan after moving from IL to WI about 30 yrs ago. Not so much that the Bears won, tho that was nice, but just fun to down a few and share the time.
And it was unseasonably warm in central WI for this time of year.
Ya'll be well and be thankful. Esp you Mero, be well, prayers from here.
Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2015 01:08 AM (GkMle)
Posted by: Dr. B. Carson at November 27, 2015 01:09 AM (oXFN+)
I'm waiting until after Christmas for that one. Games like that always need a lot of patching for bugs. I thought Fallout3 and especially New Vegas were great because they didn't take themselves so seriously.I wished they actually produced Nuka Cola. I'm currently playing Metal Gear Solid V. It's not just weird... it's Japan weird.
Posted by: Naes at November 27, 2015 01:11 AM (Ypc8j)
Back at you Farmer. Small things.
Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2015 01:12 AM (/tTDo)
I could take it if it was even 3rd person, but First, I can't even watch someone else play.
Posted by: JarvisW at November 27, 2015 01:14 AM (3+E+K)
Posted by: Naes at November 27, 2015 01:11 AM (Ypc8j)
It's so bad I can't play it without just being constantly frustrated. I should have learned my lesson from Skyrim and waited until after the Creation Kit came out.
It's "less bad" on consoles because it was designed for consoles and the assholes just didn't *bother* to complete the porting process. The UI is a disaster and even after a patch you can't properly re-bind keys.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 27, 2015 01:15 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 27, 2015 01:22 AM (bLnSU)
My agenda tomorrow is going to the madhouse that is the nearby cheese factory that is so good and reasonably priced.
If your ever near Stevens Point, WI go to Rudolph about miles west. You won't be disappointed but rather amazed.
The downside is we shared this knowledge and their goods w/ a few friends. We now have orders to fill that include 30 lbs of butter and many lbs of different cheeses. This place will be a madhouse tomorrow.
We've been there before and my wife got pushed away from the butter section for a lot less! I doubt we will fill that part of the order. I'm calling ahead and see if they will prepack it for us.
Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2015 01:22 AM (GkMle)
Earlier this afternoon I was in the kitchen, everybody else was in the living room,and I stopped in the doorway and simply watched for a couple moments.
Thankful doesn't BEGIN to describe it.
Not even close.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 27, 2015 01:24 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2015 01:24 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 27, 2015 01:28 AM (mt2jL)
Posted by: Corona at November 27, 2015 01:38 AM (ragzU)
Thankful doesn't BEGIN to describe it.
Not even close.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 27, 2015 01:24 AM (jeCnD)
****
Been there and done that. I hear ya.
*Hat tip*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 27, 2015 01:39 AM (3llmC)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 27, 2015 01:46 AM (KG0mU)
Always remember, we're Americans, so the head is held HIGH.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 27, 2015 01:47 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 27, 2015 01:48 AM (3llmC)
How bout that!
Something different for Thanksgiving
I am thankful that if all else fails, we have plenty of grubs, worms and snails around here to eat.
Not Kosher, but neither is my neighbors fricasseed flesh.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 27, 2015 01:50 AM (KG0mU)
Thankful doesn't BEGIN to describe it.
Not even close.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 27, 2015 01:24 AM
True dat irongrampa. Our gathering included a a few of the niece's relations we'd never met and it still was great fun.
Well I could do w/out the shrieking from my grandniece age 6, but the fun of trying to help feed her 2 yo brother made up for it bigtime. He's learning, he'll get that spoon in his mouth just right someday soon.
Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2015 01:53 AM (GkMle)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2015 01:24 AM
Yep Point Beer. It's still going good and strong w/ many seasonals also and not bought out by anyone big yet. AFAIK
Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2015 01:56 AM (GkMle)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 27, 2015 02:04 AM (mkVcZ)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 27, 2015 02:17 AM (wHX4r)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 27, 2015 02:17 AM
I'll second that Willy about my Mom too. She really made holidays special w/ some great traditions.
As mentioned we had a whiney 6 yo, and she also managed to spill her full glass of milk at the start of the meal, but as her Mom said...well it didn't ruin her plate of food, not all bad.
Cute kid, we love her, just needs to grow out of this stage. And the generations continue...
When did I turn into next to the oldest generation?
Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2015 02:38 AM (GkMle)
Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2015 02:38 AM (GkMle)
*****
I hear ya. I am now a member of my family's oldest generation.
!Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 27, 2015 03:09 AM (3llmC)
Mark Steyn is subbing for Rush this afternoon for my trip home.
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 03:58 AM (XRpjE)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 04:18 AM (t2KH5)
I thought the same thing. Plus you forgot to mention burning our fuel and feed through our cars.
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at November 27, 2015 04:34 AM (48QDY)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 05:29 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 05:32 AM (iQIUe)
I think maybe the soft spot in the cost-of-Thanksgiving stat is on the "average worker" end. Do "average" wages include all those who have seen the error of their working ways, and now subsist on entitlement? That would make a difference.
Almost certainly, the absence of costs like food, heat and motor fuel from the market baskets of inflation measures came from the inclusion of cost-of-living elevators in employment contracts. The cat having been skinned, we now can see that there is more than one way to do it. We're in a fix, and the fix is in.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 05:57 AM (xq1UY)
The cast members in the DJ booth weren't told Richard Sanders lines ahead of time, they just knew they would be listening to his live report about Carlson's big promotion. So their reactions to his Hindenburg speech were spontaneous.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 27, 2015 06:02 AM (HMt16)
-Chewbacca claiming to be a Syrian refugee on his Millennium Falcon job application
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 27, 2015 06:04 AM (YQ7o1)
Jan Smithers in tight Jeans.
That is all.
Hope everyone had a Great Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 27, 2015 06:05 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 27, 2015 06:14 AM (a31sM)
And the naughty librarian glasses. Can't forget the naughty librarian glasses.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 27, 2015 06:21 AM (HMt16)
And WhatWhat, at my age, when dealing with young girl/tight jeans, I'm the one who needs the librarian glasses. May I say at "our" age?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 06:27 AM (xq1UY)
It was the lowest rated program of 1985 and got pulled after only 8 episodes. I don't remember it whatsoever, probably since it was gone in the blink of an eye. But it seems quite the cult has developed around it.
All 8 eps are on Youtube, so you can binge watch it. It was about a family that got sucked into a parallel universe while visiting the pyramids. Part sci-fi, part action-adventure, part teen drama (the family had 2 teens) and part satire like a proto-Idiocracy. It was also sort of a proto-Hunger Games (all the people live in specialized districts that they are not allowed to leave.)
And it had a young Jonathan Banks playing the bad guy. Pure win! It really was a cool show.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 27, 2015 06:31 AM (HMt16)
I will admit though my eyesight is going south as my seniority increases.
Maybe its time for lasic.
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting on Columbus at November 27, 2015 06:34 AM (4pjhs)
I hear ya. I depend on reading glasses, and every time I have to pull them out to read a menu or look at a niece's drawing or whatever, I feel every one of my 51 years.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 27, 2015 06:36 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 27, 2015 06:44 AM (ptqRm)
Got glasses at 8, which kind of brands you in the 4th grade, but other than things like them fogging up whenever one tried to play football or run sprints, and sliding down nose (since cured), never considered them much of a burden. I like to say I leave them on at night so my dreams won't be blurry. And if you've had your eyes protected on the front for decades, you don't even want contacts.
Wife, though, always blessed with the perfect vision, could never comprehend the concept of "corrected" vision, and just assumed I could not see as well as she, even if I'd far-spot traffic signs or, once in a while, out-shoot her. And if I'd slide the glasses down just a touch and look at her over the top of the lenses (why yes, I was a college teacher once, why do you ask?), it would just set her off. During her 19 years at college, some prof must have made a pass.
Imagine my delight as she finds the need for "occasional" readers,which means there's always a dozen pairs of $2 glasses laying all the hell over, instead of my one pair which is always on my face. And now she uses that over-the-top look, which I had to practice never to do because it pissed her off so.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 06:48 AM (xq1UY)
We are indeed blessed in this country.
Posted by: coelacanth2 at November 27, 2015 07:01 AM (hybyU)
So did I! :-)
Good morning, horde!
Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2015 07:01 AM (t5zYU)
Another series I can watch,,Thanks. I keep the Roku busy watching all this old stuff.
Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 07:07 AM (T3Tpd)
Here's a tip I learned the hard way: Use the search term "Otherworld 1985" on YT to weed out a bunch of unrelated videos.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 27, 2015 07:13 AM (HMt16)
Here's a tip I learned the hard way: Use the search term "Otherworld 1985" on YT to weed out a bunch of unrelated videos.
Thanks, I just searched Otherworld, and got a lot of stuff to sort out.
Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 07:16 AM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 07:21 AM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 07:24 AM (T3Tpd)
If you thought the American people were arming themselves, you ain't seen nothing yet.
In a few months we'll be reading about the huge spike in new CC permits that's occurring right now.
I'm not talking about just another increase, I'm talking about YUUUUUGE.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 27, 2015 07:25 AM (u5gzz)
For me, I'm gonna work and make some OT. Good thing nobody else is gonna be in the office too. I have to wear sweats after yesterday.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 27, 2015 07:27 AM (+bVzV)
In "what does this mean to me" terms, people like me who've been putting off some ammo purchases in hopes that prices will moderate--well, fuhgeddaboutit.
Prices aren't going to moderate in the face of this huge increase in demand.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 27, 2015 07:29 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 27, 2015 07:32 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:32 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 27, 2015 07:29 AM (u5gzz)
You probably know that gun manufactures stock on Wall street is doing very well right now.
Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 07:32 AM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: Abdul Miles Standish at November 27, 2015 07:33 AM (7v/r5)
They're going to make enemies of some dyed-in-the-wool liberals there, and maybe find out just where their supposed power and social influence really came from. You'll note, nobody followed through on the "minority boycott" threat. Certain vendors would surely have suffered from that, but not Opinion Leaders.
This will be a true test of faith. If lifelong liberals can have their Christmas shopping ruined, or worse, by petulant screamers, and still come to the table intoning "root causes," they absolutely want to be dominated into submission. Sounds kinky, put that way. Maybe that's what's really been going on all along.
Could be some interesting leftovers around the Ayers family table in Hyde Park.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 07:34 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: goon at November 27, 2015 07:41 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 27, 2015 07:42 AM (YQ7o1)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:43 AM (t2KH5)
http://fxn.ws/1XkgaEC
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:44 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:44 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 27, 2015 07:44 AM (YQ7o1)
With as many as 1000 active cases, Fox News has learned at least 48 ISIS suspects are considered so high risk that the FBI is using its elite tracking squads known as the mobile surveillance teams or MST to track them domestically.
So we have a thousand cases with 48 that are "high risk". And Obama wants to let in a shit-ton more. But impeachment is off the table.
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:44 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:46 AM (t2KH5)
Jessie, your full of sh*t, you want it to happen..
Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 07:46 AM (T3Tpd)
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:46 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:46 AM (t2KH5)
Wifey didn't want to watch another episode.
What's this crap about her being like Hillary? In the show, she (Tea Leoni) is accomplished. Hillary has tons of experience and zero accomplishments, unless you want to count the number of times she cleaned up after one of Bill's "Bimbo eruptions."
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:46 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:48 AM (t2KH5)
I am throwing the BS flag on this. This is a stealth method to get around the primaries if Trump is winning.
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:48 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:49 AM (t2KH5)
The Obama Department of Agriculture sent a letter to Georgia's social services agency Wednesday, warning that if the state refuses to grant food stamp benefits to Syrian refugees, it would be doing so in direct violation of the Food and Nutrition Act of 2008.
I think I would throw the BS flag on that statement.
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:49 AM (t2KH5)
A High School cheerleader in Revere, Mass., is being benched for the rest of the season as punishment for her post on Twitter about illegal immigrants.
She has a good case here to punish the Revere taxpayers.
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Bunch of Nicholas Sparks books. I'll have to tell my wife about these because she likes him.
That's it for today folks.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:51 AM (t2KH5)
The BLMs dont have the cojones to try it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 07:52 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 27, 2015 07:54 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Insane Walmart Posse at November 27, 2015 07:55 AM (BO/km)
The BLMs dont have the cojones to try it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 07:52 AM (iQIUe)
In the burbs where almost all the shoppers are that is true, the old downtown shopping area (whats left) is BLM territory.
Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 07:56 AM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 07:58 AM (t2KH5)
Best of luck and prayers for you and yours Ms. McEvil.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 27, 2015 07:59 AM (+bVzV)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 27, 2015 08:01 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 27, 2015 08:02 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 08:02 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 27, 2015 08:01 AM (kXoT0)
I am so sorry Sherry; praters for you too.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 08:03 AM (t2KH5)
That's a hard road you and your fiance have to travel, but you will have my prayers along the way for both you and your extended family!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 27, 2015 08:04 AM (ftVQq)
I will pray for your fiancee, his family and you, Sherry.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 08:04 AM (No/ki)
too late. And that is because people hate colonoscopies. I urge everyone
over 50 to get one at least every 5 years and immediately if you have
stomach pain and blood discharge during bathroom breaks. That is where
it showed up for me.
And they are really easy, after the day of drinking the laxative...which isn't that bad anymore!
Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 08:05 AM (T3Tpd)
The American side, which leads the coalition that Turkey belongs to, knew about the location and time of our planes flights, and we were hit exactly there and at that time, Putin said.
Well here I gotta disagree with you old boy. Lead? America doesn't lead anything but climate change anymore. Didn't you get that memo?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2015 08:07 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 08:05 AM (T3Tpd)
That is still the worst part. I just went ahead and spent the day sitting on the john drinking that stuff. I was getting one every year after my operation.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 08:07 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 27, 2015 08:07 AM (kXoT0)
^^^^^
THIS!
A routine colonoscopy found a suspicious patch (surprisingly enough) in the same general location that my mother had been operated on years previously. It was surgically removed and I am back on the routine (not monitoring) colonoscopy list. Don't take chances once you're over 50.
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 27, 2015 08:11 AM (ftVQq)
When I see Trump fighting back I think back to the macaca incident and how George Allen couldn't even manage so much as a peep as he meekly resigned for what amounted to a bunch of bullshit.
That's how it's done folks.
I think this is what most terrifies the GOPe and the MSM.
Trump cannot be intimidated, he cannot be brow beat and he cannot be pressured by anyone.
So with that said, it's looking more and more like he is going to be the nominee so it's going to be interesting how the GOPe tries to throw the election in favor of madame hillary, because let's face it, Trump is not going to allowed to win.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 27, 2015 08:11 AM (WVvzl)
Vic, your cynicism about the integrity and principles of the RNC/GOPe is uncalled for in this "holiday season.
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 27, 2015 08:15 AM (ftVQq)
(surprisingly enough) in the same general location that my mother had
been operated on years previously. It was surgically removed and I am
back on the routine (not monitoring) colonoscopy list. Don't take
chances once you're over 50.
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 27, 2015 08:11 AM (ftVQq)
They have moved me to once every three years now.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 08:16 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 08:16 AM (t2KH5)
Most excellent!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 27, 2015 08:17 AM (ftVQq)
he is going to be the nominee so it's going to be interesting how the
GOPe tries to throw the election in favor of madame hillary, because
let's face it, Trump is not going to allowed to win.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 27, 2015 08:11 AM (WVvzl)
You saw that link above where they are now talking about a "brokered convention"?
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 08:17 AM (t2KH5)
Several GOP presidential campaigns are openly contemplating the
increasingly likely possibility that a 2016 nominee won't be selected
before the Republican National Convention in Cleveland in late July. If
no candidate secures enough delegates by the time of the convention,
then what would happen is what's called a brokered convention at which
time things could get truly interesting.
I am throwing the BS flag on this. This is a stealth method to get around the primaries if Trump is winning.
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.I agree. The RNC is panicking at this point in regards to Trump.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 27, 2015 08:19 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 08:17 AM (t2KH5)
The pledge of candidate support that The Donald graciously signed, operated only in one direction, and by design!
At least for now, we'll only have another Clinton as president for no more than eight years so that's a comfort.
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 27, 2015 08:22 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 27, 2015 07:54 AM (kXoT0)
I'm so sorry, Sherry... My prayers are with your fiance for a successful outcome to the surgery, and for you and his children for the strength to handle all of this. Once the mass is removed is there any chance that chemo will help....?
Posted by: Gem at November 27, 2015 08:23 AM (c+gwp)
By which time Chelsea will be touted as the next inevitible candidate.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 27, 2015 08:25 AM (f4mjo)
fiance for a successful outcome to the surgery, and for you and his
children for the strength to handle all of this. Once the mass is
removed is there any chance that chemo will help....?
Posted by: Gem at November 27, 2015 08:23 AM (c+gwp)
Judging by her response at 347 most likely not. All it would do is add to his misery.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 08:26 AM (t2KH5)
Had dinner with the son, his new son and his idiot in-laws. A more self-absorbed, repetitive and banal drunken chattering group would be difficult to find. I bit my tongue.
At one point, after the umpteenth reference to "Clarencegiving" (not the grandson's name, but you get the idea), our daughter noticed how restrained I was being. I warned her, "At some point -- but not tonight -- I am going to trip the 'I'm old enough to speak my mind and not give a shit' switch and then the carnage will be marvelous to behold."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 27, 2015 08:28 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 08:32 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 08:33 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 08:34 AM (xq1UY)
In re: colonoscopies:
And they are really easy, after the day of drinking the laxative...which isn't that bad anymore!
Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 08:05 AM (T3Tpd)
Not only that, once it is over and you have regained consciousness, you are encouraged, nay, insisted upon farting by the medical staff. The longer and louder, the better.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 27, 2015 08:35 AM (BK3ZS)
So sorry to hear this, Sherry. Will be sending good vibes and prayers your ad your fiance's way.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 08:35 AM (iQIUe)
371 Sometime today, I expect a tragicomic novella from Jane D'oh.
Or a bail request, and maybe both.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 08:34 AM (xq1UY)
If a request for bail, we can insist upon getting the backstory before paying, correct?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 27, 2015 08:37 AM (BK3ZS)
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.I agree. The RNC is panicking at this point in regards to Trump.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 27, 2015 08:19 AM (iONHu)
The RNC may indeed be panicking, but there's nothing stealth about it. The party rules are known to everyone and it is ultimately about winning delegates, much like winning the general election is actually about winning the electoral college, not the popular vote. Some people believe it's manifestly unfair that Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina play such an outsized role. Is it really a good idea for California, New York, and Illinois to be irrelevant when a party is trying to win a national election? (Texas is irrelevant to choosing the nominee most election cycles, but perhaps not this time because there is a favorite son.) There are pros and cons, of course, but the bottom line is that the rules are the same for everyone and the party's nominee is in the end selected by delegates to the party's national convention, not by getting votes in primaries in a minority of states (although of course that is important to getting delegates). Setting aside whether it's about person A or person B, the rules are known, and if one of the candidates in particular makes the art of negotiating his trump card for why he is qualified to be President, then he should start negotiating for the nomination like everyone else may have to.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 27, 2015 08:38 AM (5f5bM)
Why on earth would you bring a child to a riot? They know how dangerous it is when they open the doors.
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Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 08:39 AM (iQIUe)
Rolled the tape again and I declare it FAKE!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 08:41 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 27, 2015 08:37 AM (BK3ZS)
And pictures, if the security camera videos have inexplicably been "disabled".
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 27, 2015 08:41 AM (ftVQq)
I don't know how there can be a brokered convention when Trumps going to win outright.
Now if the states Trump wins refuse to award him his delegates then it's a sham and Trump will go independent and Hillary would win.
But I believe that's the GOPs plan anyway.
Let's face it the GOP simply does not want to Win the Presidency, they never rally wanted to just look at the candidates they have put up.
They have this fetish with wining over moderates by putting up horrible milk toast candidates who simply do not want to win.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 27, 2015 08:41 AM (WVvzl)
Among the protests: 1 dead 5 shot
Do they protest that, of course not, its part of daily life for the homies.
Posted by: Colin at November 27, 2015 08:43 AM (T3Tpd)
Winning means accepting the taint of responsibility (at least if you're a Republican), so why not sit back, fool the rubes into thinking you intend to accomplish something when elected (even if you have decades of demonstrated apathy on the record), and keep the crony checks flowing to that burgeoning Caymans account.
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 27, 2015 08:47 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: HH at November 27, 2015 08:49 AM (DrCtv)
I think the GOPe wannabes DO want to be elected. They simply want other people to do the hard work and let them "win" by acclimation. Heb! certainly thinks it's his right to be Preezy, now that Daddy GHW and Brother Dubya did.
Same, of course, for Shrillery, who probably still doesn't understand why the Democrats didn't simply make her the nominee when she announced she wanted it.
It's a bloodline thing; a royal succession.
As far as the actual political parties go, the GOPe figured out that it's easy -- and profitable -- to be the Loyal Opposition, in the same way that Limbaugh scoops up more money when a Democrat is in the White House.
When you can feather your nest by talking rather than doing, why not? The public's expectations of you are lower.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 27, 2015 08:50 AM (dbC6X)
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 27, 2015 08:50 AM (dbC6X)
Why Mister Scribbler, whatever could you be talking about?
Posted by: Cantor/Boehner/Ryan/McConnell at November 27, 2015 08:54 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 27, 2015 09:02 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 27, 2015 08:02 AM
Best wishes Sherry. Prayers up from here.
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