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Overnight Open Thread (20 Nov 2015)
Holiday Road Trips
If you haven't already, it's time to ensure your car is ready for any emergencies you may encounter. Some cold air has hit and I'm glad I already had some cold weather gear stored in the car. I do need to put the windshield scraper back in the trunk though and I highly recommend the head mounted light. Storage Issues How chemistry is rescuing our audio history. You do have to worry about disc rot with CD's though. Sports News Bloopers Some mild language involved so watch out if you're at work.
The GOP, like the Democrat Party, is run by people living in the Acela Corridor and financed by people in the great financial, cultural and technological centers. Money men from Hollywood, Silicon Valley, New York and Boston own the two parties and exert a tremendous amount of influence over the management of the parties. The result is the leadership is Yankee and Midlands, with a few members from the other regions of the country.Dog Tail Wagging Evidently, dogs don't like lefties either.
Here we report that dogs looking at moving video images of conspecifics exhibiting prevalent left- or right-asymmetric tail wagging showed higher cardiac activity and higher scores of anxious behavior when observing left- rather than right-biased tail wagging.Canine Rodeo
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: cthulhu at November 20, 2015 09:57 PM (EzgxV)
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Posted by: jow at November 20, 2015 10:07 PM (7d8Ef)
Kitty litter, dumbass.
Posted by: Red Forman at November 20, 2015 10:07 PM (ysFo+)
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 10:06 PM (sdi6R)
Speak for yourself.
Posted by: Akbar the Goatfucker at November 20, 2015 10:07 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 20, 2015 10:07 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: John Kerry at November 20, 2015 10:08 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: Abdul and Constantinople at November 20, 2015 10:08 PM (BO/km)
Should I even waste money on a DVD?
Nah.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 20, 2015 10:08 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 10:09 PM (/S2Cy)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 20, 2015 10:09 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 10:09 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:09 PM (0xLZu)
Tomcats, and Backfires, and Bears, oh my!
Posted by: jihadi Joe at November 20, 2015 10:09 PM (ozDpP)
Posted by: ISIS at November 20, 2015 10:10 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: mindful webworker - y'all at November 20, 2015 10:10 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 10:10 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Red Forman at November 20, 2015 10:11 PM (ysFo+)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 10:11 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Abdul and Constantinople at November 20, 2015 10:11 PM (BO/km)
They seemed to have ratcheted the PC quotient up a few degrees as well, and it was stratospheric to begin with. Tolerable with a humorous Doctor like David Tennant or Matt Smith, but not with a Scots-mumbling prig like Capaldi.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 20, 2015 10:11 PM (/pB9Z)
Posted by: Joe the Biden at November 20, 2015 10:12 PM (vsbNu)
Then other days I just say, let it burn.
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 10:12 PM (/S2Cy)
The trailers have me very hopeful. They look brilliant. Then I start hearing that Luke, or a Luke clone, has turned and is the villain.
I hope Abrams has this shit figured out.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:12 PM (0xLZu)
Kitty litter, dumbass.
Posted by: Red Forman at November 20, 2015 10:07 PM (ysFo+)
****
I was thinking that and an AK-47 bullpup combined with AR500 plate.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 10:13 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 10:13 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 20, 2015 10:14 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 20, 2015 10:14 PM (/pB9Z)
Posted by: mindful webworker - y'all at November 20, 2015 10:10 PM (ACs5
--The Nine Nations of North America by Joel Garreau still holds up over 30 years later, and I think is better than that crazy map.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 10:14 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:14 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: eleven
But we make up for it with our incorruptible and svelte government.
Posted by: Chris Christie at November 20, 2015 10:15 PM (ysFo+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 20, 2015 10:15 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 20, 2015 10:14 PM (/pB9Z)
Shut up! I'm raping Indiana Jones!
Posted by: G. Lucas at November 20, 2015 10:15 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: george lucas at November 20, 2015 10:16 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Marco Rubio's trash (a long time ago, on a sidewalk far, far away) at November 20, 2015 10:16 PM (REdlt)
Oh wait - I don't have one anymore! Yay for south Texas!
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at November 20, 2015 10:16 PM (Bi1Tt)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:12 PM (0xLZu)
It has Lawrence Kasdan writing it, the guy who wrote Empire Strikes Back and Raiders of the Lost Ark. I'm holding out hope.
Posted by: AD at November 20, 2015 10:16 PM (TTEMv)
I'm pretty disappointed with the series. Don't mind Capaldi so much, but plots & stories disappoint. Hit bottom with the moon is an egg episode, but has not risen much above that. Last Saturday's left us scratchin' the head. Just kinda stupid.
I'm wondering if these dreadful seasons are a cry to bring back who was it, Moffett? to write again, or something.
Rename it Doctor WhatTh'...
Posted by: mindful webworker - y'all at November 20, 2015 10:16 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 20, 2015 10:18 PM (KCxzN)
Not that it seems to matter.
Posted by: mindful webworker - boo Who at November 20, 2015 10:18 PM (ACs58)
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No kidding?
That dumbass Hammer just throws the stuff out.
The idiot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at November 20, 2015 10:19 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:19 PM (uZNvH)
goatnight, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 20, 2015 10:18 PM (KCxzN)
good naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaght
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 20, 2015 10:19 PM (0O7c5)
Actually, the linked article gives some reason for hope that it won't go on much longer. Yes, it will get worse in the short run, but that will probably spark a backlash.
Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2015 10:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 10:20 PM (vsbNu)
They won't take to that so this movement will be short lived.
Look how fast they walked back Ms. Click and her muscle at Mizzou.
Now they're tossing out Journos saying they're "adults" and can't be where the students are.
They're sounding like 3-5 year olds.
You know just smart enough and can talk enough and one of the first things they do is try bossing YOU around?
But really, they just need a strong pimp handed dean to come in and say in no uncertain terms; "enough of this shit, back to your dorms, back to your classes and quit being such big babies."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 20, 2015 10:20 PM (Xo1Rt)
Is it wrong that I am already tired of Christmas/Christmas shopping, and it's not even Thanksgiving yet?
One (of the many) thing(s) I appreciated about living in Poland was that Christmas stuff didn't start until the first of December, and it was primarily a Christian holiday. In the malls, girls dressed as angels sold "oplatek", a large communion wafer imprinted with the holy Family, which was to be shared by family and friends on Christmas Eve. All proceeds went to orphanages. It was really nice.
Wesoich Swiant!
Posted by: Moki at November 20, 2015 10:20 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:20 PM (uZNvH)
Well, that's my Last Hope.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:21 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2015 10:21 PM (/tTDo)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Napkin-sketched plot with asteroid-sized holes, a villain who allows himself to be captured as part of his plan, coincidences that strain credulity to the laughing point, and a fistfight at the end.
Maybe some time-travel, too.
I'm on it.
Posted by: J.J. fuckin' overrated Abrams at November 20, 2015 10:22 PM (/pB9Z)
Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2015 10:23 PM (/tTDo)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:23 PM (uZNvH)
MREs. Chemical warming packets. Foil blankets.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2015 10:24 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 10:24 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: eleven
But we make up for it with our incorruptible and svelte government.
Posted by: Chris
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All of the charm and hospitality of the North, fused with the efficientcy of the South.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at November 20, 2015 10:25 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:26 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 10:24 PM (kpqmD)
*****
I didn't even hear a request to hold your beer first.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 10:26 PM (DsazE)
Well, Luke allowed himself to be captured. Not unheard of in countering your nemesis in the Star Wars world.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:26 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at November 20, 2015 10:26 PM (9mTYi)
$$$$$$$$
Is what SW is about.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 20, 2015 10:26 PM (WVsWD)
I need you guys to talk me out of another purchase....
I'm gazing longingly at a PPS 43, the "pistol" version of the old PPS 43 SMG.
I don't need yet another Commie gun, but that 7.62x25, though, as the kids say....
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 20, 2015 10:26 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: george lucas
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"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Posted by: George Lucas, screenwriting sooper genius at November 20, 2015 10:26 PM (/pB9Z)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 10:24 PM (kpqmD)
*****
I didn't even hear a request to hold your beer first.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 10:26 PM (DsazE)
Working on being more efficient.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 10:27 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:27 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: Joe the Biden at November 20, 2015 10:12 PM (vsbNu)
No, sweetie, you ARE a poopie. Not the same thing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2015 10:27 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Moki at November 20, 2015 10:27 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2015 10:28 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 20, 2015 10:28 PM (wHX4r)
"balaclava"
Pastries are nice in the winter.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:27 PM (0xLZu)
Although I prefer tiramisu for a nice wintry dessert
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:28 PM (uZNvH)
villain who allows himself to be captured as part of his plan,
coincidences that strain credulity to the laughing point, and a
fistfight at the end.
Maybe some time-travel, too.
I'm on it.
Posted by: J.J. fuckin' overrated Abrams at November 20, 2015 10:22 PM (/pB9Z)<<<
Meh. Nothin' a little lens flare can't gloss over.
Posted by: JJ Abrams at November 20, 2015 10:28 PM (REdlt)
How much ammo around?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:28 PM (0xLZu)
Is what SW is about.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved.
Don't forget long, drawn out discussions of galactic trade policy and splosions.
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at November 20, 2015 10:28 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: torquewrench
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But, do you have any of those gold colored French ones?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2015 10:29 PM (9mTYi)
They didn't see that big male coyote that's been lurking around, unfortunately.
Posted by: mindful webworker - proud dad at November 20, 2015 10:29 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:30 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2015 10:06 PM (BO/km)
No, he is trying to lure hobos into his trap.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 20, 2015 10:30 PM (P8951)
Wesoich Swiant!
Posted by: Moki
A distant relative, who emigrated from a neighboring country, used to send us one of those e'rry year. Except she called it 'oplakey.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2015 10:30 PM (ysFo+)
Posted by: george lucas at November 20, 2015 10:30 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Ricardo
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Damn the ONT... I read that as 'pasties'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2015 10:30 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:31 PM (0xLZu)
I'm gazing longingly at a PPS 43, the "pistol" version of the old PPS 43 SMG."
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I can't talk you out of something that bitchin'.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 20, 2015 10:31 PM (/pB9Z)
I would love to visit Poland and all of Europe at some part
Are you planning on going back?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:31 PM (uZNvH)
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Okay, that's just plain racist.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2015 10:31 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:32 PM (0xLZu)
and a
fistfight at the end.
Posted by: J.J. fuckin' overrated Abrams at November 20, 2015 10:22 PM (/pB9Z)
They've hit Buddy! Come on, girls!
Posted by: The French Mistake Fights Back at November 20, 2015 10:32 PM (yxw0r)
Yep, this seven-nations map, I don't see how you get Scandi extensions of Yankeedom and Midlands. Maybe he absolutely had to have only 7 so he started drawing lines.
Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2015 10:32 PM (OLNwX)
How much ammo around?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:28 PM (0xLZu)
Not as much as I'd like, naturlisch..... Guess I need a new set of dies, etc..... A hassle, to be sure.
But, damn, that's a good round.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 20, 2015 10:32 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 20, 2015 10:33 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Bah! Bah, I say!
Time to lay on a warming layer of fat for the winter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2015 10:33 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:30 PM (uZNvH)
I quilted my own. Call Heather Radish if you need help with that. I had hand surgery today, so I'm out of commission for six weeks.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2015 10:33 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 20, 2015 10:33 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Moki at November 20, 2015 10:20 PM (7q2ch)
I found out recently that there was a vibrant tango movement in Poland in the 20's and early 30's. Not bad stuff, really.
I have no idea what it means, written Polish puts me in the mind of barbed wire, but pretty music.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2015 10:33 PM (q2o38)
Step mom (87 y/o), after a lifetime perfect driving record, totaled her Mazda mini van. Good news is, she only has airbag n' seatbelt bite, no real injuries. Van was totaled though.
More good news, her insurance actually paid significantly above market for the total. Nice to not have to fight the insurance for a fair settlement on it.
Now though, I've gotta go down and help her find and secure another set o' wheels. And to make her feel better through a bit of the holidays....the wreck really freaked her out.
So, marathon road trip with a torn up shoulder.
We Morons really know how to have fun.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2015 10:34 PM (McRlu)
Where did you get your blankets for the car?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:30 PM (uZNvH)
******
Amazon or most of the chain parts stores. Buying an emergency kit can usually save some coin.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 10:34 PM (DsazE)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:34 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2015 10:30 PM (ysFo+)
Not unusual-the slavic languages will have slight variations in pronunciation. Probably a Shibboleth kind of thing to know if you were friend or foe. My dad was Russian, and we actually had a lot of customs growing up that were similar to the Polish ones, but when I would say it in Texan/Russian, the Poles were not amused. They would proceed to teach me the "proper" way to say it.
Posted by: Moki at November 20, 2015 10:34 PM (7q2ch)
Great thing about that round, even at regular loads - if you don't hit your target, the muzzle blast is sure to set it on fire.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 20, 2015 10:35 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: CDR M at November 20, 2015 10:35 PM (SCx0h)
On a modern car, putting on a new fan belt, or alternator belt, or serpentine everything belt, in the tight underhood spaces, at roadside, after dark, in the winter, in a storm, can be a total bitch. If not impossible. Even if you have tools, specialized ones.
Change those suckers out for new, frequently. Cheap insurance. Throw the previous ones in the spare tire well, just in case, as backup.
I've seen strings of plastic links that are snap and match to fit, intended to get around the install complexities, but I haven't ever tried one of them. Hope to never have to do so.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2015 10:35 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:35 PM (uZNvH)
This country isn't easy to compartmentalize. Unless you're the IRS. Or the EPA.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 20, 2015 10:35 PM (Xo1Rt)
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I keep a shaker of vowels handy. When I have to consume Polish, I just sprinkle some on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2015 10:36 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:36 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: O.Butts at November 20, 2015 10:37 PM (vtCSW)
Posted by: CDR M at November 20, 2015 10:37 PM (SCx0h)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 10:37 PM (39g3+)
I need you guys to talk me out of another purchase....
I'm gazing longingly at a PPS 43, the "pistol" version of the old PPS 43 SMG.
I don't need yet another Commie gun, but that 7.62x25, though, as the kids say....
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf
****
Look, the 7.62x25 is no longer cheap and is a bit overrated. If you find surplus, watch out. I'm pretty sure I have some that MAY or MAY not blow up my CZ-52 pistol. I'm not sure so I have not shot it. God help you if you get it mixed in with the "safe" stuff like I have. No, it was not me that caused it to happen BTW.
Build an AK-47 pistol. It beats the crap out of the PPS43 in every way.
Hope that helps.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 10:37 PM (hVdx9)
I'm not trying to kill fun or discourage buying at all. Buy.
I had a 7.35 Carcano that was a killer. Eyes. Gnat. 100 yards. You do the math.
Getting shells was Hell.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:37 PM (0xLZu)
Morons:
I need you guys to talk me out of another purchase....
I'm gazing longingly at a PPS 43, the "pistol" version of the old PPS 43 SMG.
I don't need yet another Commie gun, but that 7.62x25, though, as the kids say....
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 20, 2015 10:26 PM (lutOX)
You absolutely should NOT buy that one. Really, are you actually TRYING to have fun? What self-respecting Moron would want to have fun shootin' Tokarev rounds???
Okay, maybe I need some practice on this "talk me out of buying a gun" thing.
'sup jackwagons
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2015 10:38 PM (o98Jz)
I didn't finish last weeks episode of Dr. Who. I guess I reached my tolerance level of militant PC preaching. A shame really, Jenna Colman is adorable.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2015 10:39 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at November 20, 2015 10:28 PM
It's called pacing you idiot. If I could have made it all Jar Jar hijinks all the time, I would have. But you got to balance the funny with serious stuff. It's screenwriting 101, you dolt.
scene 1.... Jar Jar steps in poop (hilarious!)
scene 2... Palpatine delivers speech (intrigue)
scene 3... Jar Jar steps in more poop (you just can't get enough of Jar Jar)
and so on....
Posted by: george lucas at November 20, 2015 10:39 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:34 PM (uZNvH)
Doing well, arm is still numb. Plus I finally landed a real job as a soap maker for a local artisan shop. Starts in January, hence the surgery now. Typing one handed--sort of a bother.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2015 10:39 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 10:39 PM (39g3+)
I heartily recommend Warsaw/Krakow and maybe Gdansk in Poland, Prague in the Czech Republic, Budapest in Hungary. We loved each place. I would hesitate to spend much time in Western Europe now. Eastern European countries know a thing or two about being overrun, and they aren't going to put up with it.
Posted by: Moki at November 20, 2015 10:39 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 10:40 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 10:41 PM (39g3+)
Probably. A the local checkout they have everything from Creme to Dark Chocolate for $1 for the little trial bottles.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:41 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: Garrett at November 20, 2015 10:42 PM (DxKQL)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 10:42 PM (DsazE)
Posted by: mindful webworker - prodescendingly at November 20, 2015 10:43 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:43 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2015 10:43 PM (+YMhA)
I have a vague recollection that someone built a synthetic language, with basic vocabulary and simplified grammar, that was supposed to be able to get you by on a rudimentary basis in any Slavophone country, though the locals might laugh. I wasn't able to evaluate it on its merits because I have no real chops in those tongues.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2015 10:43 PM (noWW6)
A: A new last name.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 10:44 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 10:44 PM (39g3+)
As far as I know no-one ever built one.
The pinned "pistol" PPS is fun to shoot, but after a while, it pales. And of course ATFE rules being what they are, you can never be sure if turning it into a rifle isn't a violation - and it probably is. A friend had one and sold it for more than what he bought it for.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2015 10:44 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:44 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Bronislas Rutkowski at November 20, 2015 10:45 PM (LBUbs)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:45 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2015 10:45 PM (pZXA/)
First, thanks for a great ONT. You always deliver!!
Have you thought about Defense Attache gigs? The office was huge in Warsaw when we were there, but that might have changed with the new admin...
Still, it's a nice way to get over there and spend some time.
Posted by: Moki at November 20, 2015 10:46 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Chris M at November 20, 2015 10:47 PM (6RZos)
Strong like bull. Smart like tractor.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:47 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 20, 2015 10:03 PM
You sound like a dedicated gardener. I'm finishing stuff up as it's predicted we will have 6" of snow tonight.
I cleaned up the last my stuff as it's predicted we will have
Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2015 10:47 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:44 PM (uZNvH)
--Never been to Poland, but have been to Czech Republic, Slovakia, and Macedonia. Beautiful women in all three places, but a lot of the Macedonian babes smoked a lot.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 10:47 PM (vsbNu)
I am Polish on my mother's side and my cousin visited Poland last summer. He had traced our family back on Ancestry.com to the 1500's and when he returned to the "family village" in north central Poland, he found quite a few with the same last name. He reported the same as you - they didn't fall over him and gush about their long-lost American cousin. However, they were friendly and kind and eager to talk to him - and they were very pro-American, despite the JEF in the WH.
He said their devotion is no myth. He is an (Anglican) priest and he and his wife found churches packed even for weekday morning Masses.
One Pole told him they would not have been able to survive Communism without their faith. But the Czechs (my dad's people) are the most atheistic people in Europe and they survived Communism OK. (From what I understand their attitude is closer to Ace's than it is to Bill Maher's - they don't hassle or mock people who are religious.)
It's weird how two neighboring Slavic countries who suffered immensely from both the Nazis and the Soviets developed completely different attitudes toward religion. I know that for the Poles, Catholicism = nationalist defiance of their rulers, while for Czechs, Catholicism was forced on them by their Austrian rulers during the days of the Hapsburgs, so maybe that's the difference.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 20, 2015 10:48 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Mohammed bin Goatfuckin' at November 20, 2015 10:49 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 10:49 PM (39g3+)
That could work. The Slavic languages broke apart around the same time as Vulgar Latin broke apart into the Romance tongues. So the same way someone who knows French and Spanish can blunder her way through Italy and Portugal, someone else who knows Russian and Bulgarian can probably stumble through the Czech Republic
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2015 10:49 PM (pZXA/)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 10:40 PM (hVdx9)
I dunno... 7.62 Tokarev seems to have done in more people than most rounds.
Eh, it's an impulse purchase, at best. By the time I'm ready to go and plunk down the cash for it, the shop-keep will judge me too drunk to buy it just then...
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 20, 2015 10:49 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2015 10:49 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:49 PM (0xLZu)
They seemed to have ratcheted the PC quotient up a few degrees as well, and it was stratospheric to begin with. Tolerable with a humorous Doctor like David Tennant or Matt Smith, but not with a Scots-mumbling prig like Capaldi.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 20, 2015 10:11 PM (/pB9Z)
It's been all down hill since Tom Baker left
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2015 10:50 PM (45oDG)
Where did you get your blankets for the car?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:30 PM (uZNvH)
******
Amazon or most of the chain parts stores. Buying an emergency kit can usually save some coin.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 10:34 PM (DsazE)
Dense.
Posted by: Bronislas Rutkowski at November 20, 2015 10:50 PM (LBUbs)
Warsaw when we were there, but that might have changed with the new
admin..."
The bizarre thing is that while the Obama administration have been slashing American military force projection capabilities, at the very same time, they have been lavishing newly minted "security guarantees" all around the world in trouble zones, including in Eastern Europe.
This will of course not end well.
But the various functionary positions associated with those relationships are alive and well. Until the shooting starts for real.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2015 10:51 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2015 10:51 PM (2cS/G)
The bullsh*t AMA who fullthroatedly supported BambiCare is now blaming the "coincidental" 5% increase in prescription drug prices over the last two years (hmmmmm) on drug ads.
So rich. They really think we are so fucking stupid.
Posted by: Mega at November 20, 2015 10:52 PM (9Du4t)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2015 10:52 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 10:52 PM (DsazE)
Posted by: George Lucas at November 20, 2015 10:52 PM (OLNwX)
Yeah, I was watching the Rockets versus Grizzlies too
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2015 10:52 PM (pZXA/)
The first pistol I ever bought for a woman was a Tokarev. She had a stalker ex, and we lived in a place where guns were illegal but Russians were plentiful and, for a price, helpful and sympathetic.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 20, 2015 10:52 PM (/33sy)
I have a vague recollection that someone built a
synthetic language, with basic vocabulary and simplified grammar, that
was supposed to be able to get you by on a rudimentary basis in any
Slavophone country, though the locals might laugh. I wasn't able to
evaluate it on its merits because I have no real chops in those tongues.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2015 10:43 PM (noWW6)
The only synthetic language I know is Esperanto, and I am convinced it's main purpose was to mainstream Romanian.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2015 10:53 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Garrett at November 20, 2015 10:53 PM (DxKQL)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:53 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2015 10:53 PM (pZXA/)
And?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:49 PM (0xLZu)
--Nice to look at, but I don't like kissing ashtrays.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 10:54 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 10:54 PM (vsbNu)
****
Then you should leave ashtrays alone and focus on the womynz.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 10:55 PM (DsazE)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 10:54 PM (vsbNu)
Then kiss her somewhere else
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:56 PM (uZNvH)
By the way, Kate Beckinsale appears to be back on the market again.
Don't even think about it, fuckers. She's mine.
http://tinyurl.com/oqtyl7d
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2015 10:56 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2015 10:53 PM (q2o3
Ahhh, I see you don't read many management books.... Read a few Six-Sigma books, and you might as well have learned Macedonian or Basque.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 20, 2015 10:56 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:56 PM (0xLZu)
My family still has those every Christmas Eve. You put honey on the wafers and the eldest one in the family dips a finger in the honey and makes the sign of the cross on everyone's forehead. (Which means I inevitably end up with honey in my hair on Christmas Eve.)
We get the wafers from our childhood parish which is a traditionally Polish one.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 20, 2015 10:57 PM (P8951)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 20, 2015 10:58 PM (3rMal)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 10:41 PM (39g3+)
And they're not impressed by jihadis.....been there, done that....
Posted by: cthulhu at November 20, 2015 10:59 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 10:59 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 10:54 PM (vsbNu)
Then kiss her somewhere else
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:56 PM (uZNvH)
--Well, I'm not in the market anymore anyways, but hey there's always memories.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 10:59 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 10:52 PM (DsazE)
Blow me.
Posted by: Bronislas Rutkowski at November 20, 2015 10:59 PM (LBUbs)
Olive Oil has a low burn temp.
Try clarified butter next time.
Posted by: Marlon Brando at November 20, 2015 10:59 PM (DxKQL)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 11:01 PM (DsazE)
Posted by: DonnaV (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 20, 2015 10:57 PM (P8951)
Oh, so lucky - a Polish parish. My mother's side is Polish. There church would make pierogies (sp) and angel wings - I don't know the Polish name but they were light dough twisted around and sprinkled with white flour.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 20, 2015 11:01 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 10:56 PM (uZNvH"
See, that guy had the spirit.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 11:02 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 20, 2015 10:03 PM
You sound like a dedicated gardener. I'm finishing stuff up as it's predicted we will have 6" of snow tonight.
I cleaned up the last my stuff as it's predicted we will have
Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2015 10:47 PM (o/90i)
.....and, then, the fiancee reveals that she had been looking at the weather forecast for High Point, NC when she told me I'd better get the damned plants inside before the weekend.....here, we should have until Wednesday.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 20, 2015 11:02 PM (EzgxV)
Eh, it's an impulse purchase, at best. By the time I'm ready to go and plunk down the cash for it, the shop-keep will judge me too drunk to buy it just then...
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf
****
Well you did say talk you out of it.
Seriously, I was lucky enough to buy some 7.62x25 when it was dirt cheap...aka surplus...aka variable quality...and corrosive. It's no longer cheap or as plentiful. Plus you would have to stock for yet another caliber that does not provide any real advantage over other cartridges.
What happens when you get tired of it? safe queen? Sell it for a probable loss?
On a whim I started building an AR-15. I'm almost done and I realized I have the parts to build an AKM in .223 for about $150.
I do wish I had spent that money elsewhere.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 11:02 PM (hVdx9)
Hello my pretty Hordelings! I'm on the open road and just crossed the
border into Kasich Kuntry. I'm trying to reach the Mitten Kingdom
before the big snowstorm hits.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 20, 2015 10:58 PM (3rMal)
Good luck traveling through the Lair of Cuomo
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 11:02 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Moki at November 20, 2015 11:03 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 20, 2015 11:03 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 20, 2015 11:04 PM (3r2w8)
Don't even think about it, fuckers. She's mine.
http://tinyurl.com/oqtyl7d
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****
You can have her. I want my womens to have bigger boobs than a 9 yr old girl.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 11:04 PM (hVdx9)
Hope you're just assuming what nine year old girls have.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 20, 2015 11:05 PM (3r2w8)
Ace wishes he was... never mind
I like the fact the the oft made fun of Southern Accent is a derivative of the upper class British accent.
Yeah I've heard from Brits that they feel more at home down south in America than in the north.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 11:05 PM (39g3+)
speak for yourself
Posted by: marion zimmer bradley at November 20, 2015 11:05 PM (pZXA/)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 11:01 PM (DsazE)
Mosque duty.
Posted by: Bronislas Rutkowski at November 20, 2015 11:06 PM (LBUbs)
For a trunk blanket, a US issue poncho liner works okay. Or you can upgrade to a Kifaru woobie.
https://store.kifaru.net/woobie-p72.aspx
I've heard great things about them. Good enough that I actually made my own roughly bastardized version. A couple of sheets of continuous filament insulation with a ripstop nylon outer layer. Warm as hell, I've kept it in my vehicle for years.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2015 11:06 PM (o98Jz)
I think Clara from Doctor Who is incredibly hot and really liked her with Matt Smith.
But last season was pretty horrible. Every damn episode almost focusing around Danny Pink - what the hell? I DVR'd the season and it was painful to get through, and I don't think I'm that nit-picky about sci-fi shows.
This season has had very good episodes. And I still like Clara. The Doctor - meh. The sunglasses and guitar are a bit much....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 20, 2015 11:08 PM (AC0lD)
George Lucas (Star Wars and Indiana Jones), JJ Abrams (Star Wars and Star Trek), or Steven Moffat (Dr. Who and Sherlock Homes)?
Posted by: what say the Horde? at November 20, 2015 11:09 PM (REdlt)
I do wish I had spent that money elsewhere."
We really should talk more. I'm not an AK guy, but we might be able work some calibers/ammo out.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 11:09 PM (0xLZu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 11:10 PM (39g3+)
That's why I come here - to get talked out of my own bad ideas and talked into those of others.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf at November 20, 2015 11:10 PM (/33sy)
Trick question. It's George Miller, "Mad Max".
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2015 11:10 PM (pZXA/)
George Lucas (Star Wars and Indiana Jones), JJ Abrams (Star Wars and Star Trek), or Steven Moffat (Dr. Who and Sherlock Homes)?
Posted by: what say the Horde? at November 20, 2015 11:09 PM (REdlt)
--The Tolkein estate has net been happy with what Peter Jackson did to The Hobbit.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 11:11 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2015 11:11 PM (2cS/G)
Yeah, the new Mad Max was pretty terrible, I thought
Max almost seemed like an afterthought
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 11:11 PM (uZNvH)
Pretty things on the screen don't matter much if everyone sounds stupid.
And war is hell and people get hurt. The whole series would probably be better if the heroes were killing living creatures rather than droids.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 20, 2015 11:12 PM (AC0lD)
Meh, beats spending 2 days for a yeast dough. Decent texture, browns up well.
Still had a bit of that raw flour smell which might have been my hands or that I need to toast the flour before mixing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2015 11:12 PM (ysFo+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2015 11:12 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 11:11 PM (vsbNu)<<<
Nothin' a little more me can't fix.
Posted by: Legolas, stair surfing on a shield at November 20, 2015 11:13 PM (REdlt)
The Brits, on the other hand, can do it flawlessly, and get the sub regional differences just right. I saw some British actress on the Tonight show who did them all. Now, this is Tennessee....this is Alabama, etc, etc.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2015 11:13 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Moki at November 20, 2015 11:13 PM (7q2ch)
Made me think what I would do and I immediately thought that I would take some gas from the car and burn my spare tire. If that can't signal someone nothing will.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 20, 2015 11:13 PM (3r2w8)
Stargate was under-appreciated. They did some nice work there.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 20, 2015 11:13 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 20, 2015 11:01 PM (AC0lD)
I know just what you mean but I can't think of the Polish name either. Yum, yum. I haven't had those in years.
And yes, pierogies. Also good.
I once worked at a DC law firm, Wilmer Cutler and Pickering. I was in the cafeteria one day and the cashier lady said to me, in a thick Polish accent, "You look just like a Polish girl!" I am the spitting image of my mom and have blonde hair and blue eyes and so I told her my mom was 100% Polish.
After that, she would chat with me whenever she saw me. She was from Krakow. She mentioned that she had been married by JPII back in the day when he was the bishop of Krakow. One thing I wanted to know, but somehow felt like it was too personal to ask - how the f did she and her husband get out of Poland. OK that was in 1994 or so after the Commies had fallen. Still, how does someone in a poor exCommie country find the resources to up and move to Washington DC? She was working as a cashier so I doubt she had been a Party member.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 20, 2015 11:13 PM (P8951)
(Though I've a hunch, the two ingredients are flour and veggie oil.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2015 11:14 PM (ntObR)
Finally kicking back with a drink after getting the snowblower ready for tomorrow...the second snowblower mind you. Was hoping to coax one last year out of the old one and got it all prepped gassed and ready to go gave it a pull to start it up and the pull starter snapped clean off.
Been a great start to the weekend. Wasn't expecting to be shelling out a bunch of money already...
Posted by: H Badger at November 20, 2015 11:14 PM (+xIXD)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/667750372216283136
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/667750665670782976
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/667750924169953280
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/667751078730035200
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/667751224113020928
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/667751407097892864
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2015 11:14 PM (GrXXa)
Plus: I think its targeted at lesbians. Seriously, its got women all over being cool and guys being stupid and worthless, and a lesbian boss (Carrie Ann Moss who never was hot to me even in Matrix). Luke Cage is too small, too.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 11:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2015 11:16 PM (o/90i)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTuPbJLqFKI
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2015 11:16 PM (ntObR)
I was pleasantly surprised that I enjoyed Mad Max as I had low expectations.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 20, 2015 11:16 PM (3r2w8)
Lucas, that Indy Crystal Skull crap was irredeemable.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2015 11:11 PM (2cS/G)
Brian William's replacement on NBC, Lester Holt, did a special on Crystal Skulls. I don't hate Lester. But I was still hoping someone would dig up some of his quotes or interviews about the project and have NBC be forced to dump two guys in a row.
I'm sure he had to have said something stupid sometime.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 20, 2015 11:16 PM (AC0lD)
So, smokin' hot then
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 11:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2015 11:18 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Moki
I was blinking in code, "Save... me"
Posted by: The Chicken at November 20, 2015 11:18 PM (ysFo+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2015 11:18 PM (0xLZu)
That's why I come here - to get talked out of my own bad ideas and talked into those of others.
Posted by: Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf
****
You like commie guns? AK pistol. Think about it. An easy 100 yard pistol. Ammo is cheap, magazines are cheap, and both are plentiful. If you get sick of it and sell it, I'm betting resale would be better too.
In multiple states ok to carry loaded in the vehicle.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 11:19 PM (hVdx9)
I always thought its use had a lot to do with the fact that back then, England was still the world's #1 superpower by far, and of course therefore the society Americans most wanted to emulate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2015 11:20 PM (ntObR)
People of all means have done things we can't imagine to escape communism through the years. Whatever money gets spent, favors get called in. I'll bet she had a hell of a story.
North Korea has about 1000 people a year escape to the South, usually through China bribing guards to take them across the border.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 20, 2015 11:20 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 20, 2015 11:20 PM (3r2w8)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 11:17 PM (39g3+)
******
*Points to napkin 2, fold 3 of the AOSHQ Styleguide*
"All Ettes are hot 28 year old rock bodies."
We reject objective reality and substitute our own here.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 11:21 PM (DsazE)
Is Star Wars following the trend and making it about girl power as much as anything else?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 20, 2015 11:20 PM (3r2w
Oh I'm sure it will be something like - Han Solo trips over his own dick, Evil Sith Lord is a strategic idiot, and Miss Shiny Pants Super-Jedi Expert saves the day
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 11:22 PM (uZNvH)
regional differences just right. I saw some British actress on the
Tonight show who did them all. Now, this is Tennessee....this is
Alabama, etc, etc."
I have a vague recollection that the (at the time unknown) Mel Blanc came to a voice casting call in Burbank, CA, where the director was asking applicants to do southern accents.
Mel asked which southern accent specifically it was that they wanted, and proceeded to reel off twenty different laser-accurate sub-Southern dialects, correctly identifying each one, and wowing everyone on the set who was from the South. The rest is cartoon history.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2015 11:24 PM (noWW6)
(Though I've a hunch, the two ingredients are flour and veggie oil.)
Posted by: qdpsteve
In the nic in the comment above.
basically, 1 cup of greek yogurt + 1 1/2 cup of All-p self rising flour, which if you don't have means you make the 4-ingredient pizza dough.
1 1/2 cup APF
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
3/4 tsp salt
add the 1 cup of flour,salt, bsoda to the yogurt and add in the remaining 1/2 cup of flour while mixing until it's not sticky. Roll out. Bake for 5 - 7min at 425. Add toppings. Bake for another 10 - 15 min.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2015 11:25 PM (ysFo+)
Hiya MWNP.
See that the imbecile is making an appearance (albeit briefly).
Good to see the banhammer in effect.
Posted by: SMFH at November 20, 2015 11:25 PM (zyIlW)
I just can't like or want to like the actress playing Jessica Jones. I gave up about 75% through the first episode. Maybe it got better, but I just don't care. Maybe if it was about a character I knew and gave a damn about I'd have tried harder.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 11:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2015 10:39 PM (+YMhA)P
------------
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 20, 2015 11:25 PM (/f6Nd)
Mel Blanc was gifted by the finger of God with his voice. He was a talent that never has been duplicated, although Jim Carrey is pretty amazing. The stuff he did on In Living Color is truly astounding.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 11:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
Thanks. I'm Trying to pare down on calibers these days. The darned guns are getting a bit expensive to feed.
You can drop me a line at sybarite2@hotmail.com.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 11:26 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2015 11:28 PM (ntObR)
I use bread dough for my crust but it tends towards thick
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2015 11:28 PM (q2o38)
See that the imbecile is making an appearance (albeit briefly).
Good to see the banhammer in effect.
Posted by: SMFH at November 20, 2015 11:25 PM (zyIlW)
******
Hey there!
*Hoping this greeting will not freak out some vapid snowflake #firstworldproblems poster as per the other night*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 11:28 PM (DsazE)
Posted by: CDR M at November 20, 2015 11:29 PM (SCx0h)
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 20, 2015 11:29 PM (mxCgt)
So you think you might e d up in NC?
Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2015 11:16 PM (o/90i)
It's on my short list, as well as TN, GA, and TX (of course!). Further afield are FL, AR, and AZ. Arkansas, for instance, is drop-dead gorgeous over most of the country, and is not removed from civilization by insane distances, but has tornado stats so bad you wonder how Oklahoma became associated with "tornado alley".
The reason the fiancee had their weather report up is that she's got a branch office there that is supposed to be providing customer support when it's 6AM-9AM out here -- so if there's any sort of weather that threatens it, she needs to know about it earlier than 3AM (here) that day.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 20, 2015 11:30 PM (EzgxV)
Heh! Pretty much the same for me. I didn't have to pay to watch it either. It was ok. I didn't hate it anyway.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2015 11:30 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 11:31 PM (DsazE)
Accents in England were incredibly varied during colonial times - Englishmen from West England rarely traveled to East or Northern England - London was really the only place where you got a mix of accents. There was no one standardized "Masterpiece Theatre" accent in the 1600's and 1700's.
People from East England - the Cambridge area - settled in New England and sounded - in the 1600's - much like New England Yankees still sound. Virginia was settled by aristos from Cornwall and Devonshire who drawled their words. The Mid-Atlantic states attracted Quakers from the English Midlands and what Fischer-Hackett calls "Borderers" - those from the borders of England and Scotland, settled the backwoods of the South.
The distinctive accents of Americans come from the distinctive accents of the first British settlers - and those settlers did not like or understand the people in the other sections.
Hackett-Fischer said the Yankee-Southerner divide existed back in England and can be seen as a family feud that carried over to the New World.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 20, 2015 11:31 PM (P8951)
Sleep well all, and be safe.
Posted by: Moki at November 20, 2015 11:32 PM (7q2ch)
Holiday Road Trips....
More important thing to have? Your "road music" mixtape:
Lindsey Buckingham - Holiday Road (1983)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceeiNPv6hrU
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 20, 2015 11:32 PM (kdS6q)
I use bread dough for my crust but it tends towards thick
Posted by: Kindltot
Def not cracker crust. It's a slightly bread-like crust, depending on how your roll it out and cook it, but not a lofty, bread-like Pizza Hut pizza.
I didn't roll it, just flattened it by hand quickly because I was just testing.
If I do it again I'll roll it out thinner.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2015 11:33 PM (ysFo+)
The reason the fiancee had their weather report up is that she's got a branch office there that is supposed to be providing customer support when it's 6AM-9AM out here -- so if there's any sort of weather that threatens it, she needs to know about it earlier than 3AM (here) that day.
Posted by: cthulhu
****
AZ- No tornados, no hurricanes, no major earthquakes. Once in a blue moon, a flood.
VERY 2nd Amend friendly.
Plus, lots of beautiful places to visit here.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 11:34 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: SMFH at November 20, 2015 11:34 PM (zyIlW)
Hiya MWNP.
See that the imbecile is making an appearance (albeit briefly).
Good to see the banhammer in effect.
Posted by: SMFH at November 20, 2015 11:25 PM (zyIlW)
Howdy, howdy!
Posted by: cthulhu at November 20, 2015 11:35 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH
****
Boy? Pffft. Try lesbian snowflake. Pajama boy dates other "boys".
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 11:36 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 10:13 PM (rjtGa)
I'm originally from NAH-fuck, VA, so what the hell are you talking about?
Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2015 11:36 PM (Lc+NQ)
--Also, as Thomas Sowell has pointed out, the terms we use for "backward" folks --hayseeds, rednecks, hicks, crackers, etc.-- all originated from England (and usually referred to folks from Northumberland) and were imported to the States.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 11:36 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 11:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2015 10:13 PM (rjtGa)
I'm originally from NAH-fuck, VA, so what the hell are you talking about?
Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2015 11:36 PM (Lc+NQ)
--I'm from Norfolk as well, but nothing beats the Tangier Island accent.
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 11:39 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 11:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 11:39 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
****
A pity. I always considered myself a Ritz Cracker.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 11:40 PM (hVdx9)
These ads are the most annoying of any. And the crap about the side effects makes absolutely no sense, at all. These are all prescription drugs, which means that you can't buy them without having a wizard doctor prescribe them for you. It is the wizard doctor's responsibility to tell you of the side effects and ask you if you are allergic to whatever and ask whatever other kinds of medicine you are taking. It specifically is NOT the patient's responsibility. That's the whole point of having prescriptions and controlled drugs and wizard doctors.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2015 11:40 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2015 11:40 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 11:41 PM (uZNvH)
Who said anything about "hands"?
Posted by: andycanuck at November 20, 2015 11:42 PM (xodPA)
Does anybody actually talk like that anymore?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 20, 2015 11:42 PM (P8951)
Put the stone on the floor of your oven, where the heating elements/burners are. That should get it to 600 degrees Cor so.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2015 11:42 PM (Zu3d9)
Goodnight ont!
Posted by: Lea at November 20, 2015 11:43 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Good cracker.
https://youtu.be/nDyvP2MxQEo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 20, 2015 11:43 PM (FkBIv)
ranchers, originally. But its one of those words no one is really sure
the origin of.
>>>
I think where I heard that was on the show Where the states got their names. Along with a discussion of how early on Florida was bigger in cattle than Texas.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 20, 2015 11:44 PM (wHX4r)
http://www.pittsburghese.com/
I forget that I used to utter some of these while growing up in Pennsyltucky (Western PA).
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2015 11:45 PM (NGd+i)
https://youtu.be/nDyvP2MxQEo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
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In today's reboot he'd be the top to Barney's bottom.
What a stupid time we live in.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 11:46 PM (hVdx9)
I suggested Arizona to a woman who was discussing her options for relocating out of Commiefornia, and she went to full pearl-clutching fainting-couch mode, saying that she could not _possibly_ cope with AZ's horrific dust storms.
I said that while I was aware of those, I did not think they were all that bad, and she swore that they would be purely murderous to anyone with even modest respiratory problems.
Not buying it.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2015 11:46 PM (noWW6)
Try quoting "the woods are lovely, dark and deep" to her, Donna, and see how she reacts.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 20, 2015 11:46 PM (xodPA)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 11:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 11:47 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 20, 2015 11:47 PM (wHX4r)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 20, 2015 11:47 PM (9jeGC)
Have a good night and don't wind up on Cops. If you must tho, make it EPIC.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 11:48 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
True if you're starting with raw dough. And a bear when using nat gas or propane ovens as they put out water vapor with combustion.
Wood stoves kick ass because of the heat and "it's a dry heat." Plus a leetle charring if you like.
The work around is just to pre-cook the crust, then add the toppings. The 2-ingredient recipe browns nicely on the bottom and top-side crust.
'Though it had spots of 'gelling' mostly because I flattened it by hand, not with a roller.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2015 11:48 PM (ysFo+)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 11:49 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2015 11:49 PM (KCruE)
I said that while I was aware of those, I did not think they were all that bad, and she swore that they would be purely murderous to anyone with even modest respiratory problems.
Not buying it.
Posted by: torquewrench
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Quick post before I go. My father had COPD for about a decade and he survived the dust storms just fine.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
And getting stupider by the minute.
A Stupidnado!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 20, 2015 11:50 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2015 11:16
That should be... might end up in NC. I blame that on my puter...I'm sussposedly completely sober.
Be well all, the bed beckons soon.
Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2015 11:50 PM (o/90i)
http://www.pittsburghese.com/
I forget that I used to utter some of these while growing up in Pennsyltucky (Western PA).
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2015 11:45 PM
I love getting asked 'why does everything sound like a question?'
'Cause Pittsburghese.
(South Hills. Bethel Park)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 20, 2015 11:51 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 20, 2015 11:54 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 11:54 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2015 11:55 PM (NGd+i)
I do have one of those pizza pans with the holes in it to let the heat through, but my dough is probably softer and gooeyer than the store-bought stuff, so it tends to act like rivets in all those little holes and it is hard to slide the pizza off.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2015 11:55 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 20, 2015 11:55 PM (xodPA)
Eddie Murphy talked about that in Raw, with Italians who just saw Rocky
https://youtu.be/YMqMKxJJYvY
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2015 11:55 PM (39g3+)
I hope Abrams has this shit figured out.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill"
Swear to god, if they make Luke the bad guy my head will explode with rage.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 20, 2015 11:56 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: JTB at November 20, 2015 11:56 PM (FvdPb)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 20, 2015 11:31 PM (DsazE)
Darnit. I always waste time interacting with people I actually like and not searching through the latest not-quite-yet-banned comments for trolls. Makes me feel like I'm missing something important.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 20, 2015 11:57 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 20, 2015 11:58 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 20, 2015 11:58 PM (xodPA)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 11:59 PM (vsbNu)
Clearance comforters during the summer. They come in a nice plastic zippered case too.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 20, 2015 11:59 PM (wHX4r)
Yep. And Hackett-Fischer pointed out other differences that crossed the Atlantic.
For instance, the people of Cornwall and Devon liked fried foods. The story arose that slaves introduced fried chicken to southerners - but it's probably the white indentured servants who brought it across the pond.
The New Englanders from East England liked boiling their foods. But they also loved making pies - something they excelled at in New England, which has a good climate for growing apples.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 20, 2015 11:59 PM (P8951)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 20, 2015 11:57 PM (EzgxV)
****
Well, you are a much better person for doing so.
You may wanna consider keeping up in RT before making another post like that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:00 AM (DsazE)
The reason the fiancee had their weather report up is that she's got a branch office there that is supposed to be providing customer support when it's 6AM-9AM out here -- so if there's any sort of weather that threatens it, she needs to know about it earlier than 3AM (here) that day.
Posted by: cthulhu
****
AZ- No tornados, no hurricanes, no major earthquakes. Once in a blue moon, a flood.
VERY 2nd Amend friendly.
Plus, lots of beautiful places to visit here.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2015 11:34 PM (hVdx9)
It is on the 2nd tier list -- but a significant portion of it is hotter than blazes (and I've been there and done that -- where I went to High School, it hit 127 one summer) and the places where it is more temperate are way the hell and gone outta Dodge. I could, perhaps, cherry-pick some places -- but it's not the target-rich environment some other states are.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:01 AM (EzgxV)
Swear to god, if they make Luke the bad guy my head will explode with rage.
Would this be worse than ... Darth Jar-Jar?
... Meesa think rage flowing you through let should you betcha betcha ...
Posted by: Arbalest at November 21, 2015 12:01 AM (FlRtG)
I got tired of him, he's made it clear he hates Repubs, but while I was watching The Late Late Show with James Corden (Craig Ferguson's replacement), he was occasionally doing a funny bit called "Side Effects May Include." He would list the side effects of things like... Men Wearing Flip Flops, or Becoming Obsessed With Yoga.
Gotta admit there was some funny stuff there. Will probably continue to tune into Corden's show, but (a) avoid the sponsors and (b) the first 10 minutes to stay away from his monologue.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2015 12:02 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2015 11:39 PM (vsbNu)
True story: I was on vacation with the ex, a girl from Brooklyn, in the Outer Banks. We were on Ocracoke Island, visiting the lighthouse there. An older gentleman running the guest shop was talking to us, and the ex turned to me and said, 'I don't understand a thing he's saying!' I understood every word and merely laughed. She was multilingual, Spanish, French, Italian and a smattering of Arabic. I told her I was multilingual, too: I speak English, Southern and Appalachian Hillbilly.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 12:02 AM (Lc+NQ)
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/219371/
Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2015 12:03 AM (xodPA)
"Men Wearing Flip Flops"
1. Spreading foot odor
2. Calf sunburn
3. Not bonin'
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2015 12:04 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2015 12:05 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Corona at November 21, 2015 12:05 AM (tWUja)
Acquiring that accent was a way to show you were upper crust and sophisticated and not some rube.
All the posh boarding and finishing schools taught it back in the day.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 21, 2015 12:06 AM (dvuhZ)
Anyone here ever seen "Local Hero" from 1983?
Remember it being an acclaimed flick to see during my senior year in high school. Also had a fantastic soundtrack by Mark Knopfler.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2015 12:06 AM (ntObR)
Good night all!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 21, 2015 12:06 AM (P8951)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2015 12:07 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2015 11:40 PM (zc3Db)
I can't tell you how many times it was the pharmacist who told me about possible drug interactions with a new prescription, with the pharmacist having to call the doctor to confirm the possible deleterious side effects/conflict with my current meds of said prescription. My moral of the story: Get to know your pharmacist.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 12:08 AM (Lc+NQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 20, 2015 11:57 PM (EzgxV)
****
Well, you are a much better person for doing so.
You may wanna consider keeping up in RT before making another post like that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:00 AM (DsazE)
I've occasionally tried to keep a RT tab as well as one continuously trying to catch up. Most of the time, it causes more problems than it solves.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:08 AM (EzgxV)
fried foods. The story arose that slaves introduced fried chicken to
southerners - but it's probably the white indentured servants who
brought it across the pond.
Posted by: DonnaV"
My family moved from Cornwall in the early 1850's and I just love fried chicken.
I have a hilarious story about that if you're interested in hearing it.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2015 12:09 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:11 AM (EzgxV)
Mine knows me by sight. But I have a fairly rare and unusual last name so it's easy.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2015 12:11 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 12:08 AM (Lc+NQ)
If a wizard doctor can't responsibly prescribe drugs then he shouldn't be prescribing them, at all. One of the main tasks of an MD is to have the magic power to prescribe certain drugs.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 21, 2015 12:11 AM (zc3Db)
fried foods. The story arose that slaves introduced fried chicken to
southerners - but it's probably the white indentured servants who
brought it across the pond.
Posted by: DonnaV"
My family moved from Cornwall in the early 1850's and I just love fried chicken.
I have a hilarious story about that if you're interested in hearing it.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2015 12:09 AM (Wo9OY)
Sure, go for it!
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:11 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:08 AM (EzgxV)
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Then I would suggest that you not search out posts of mine that are over an hour old to comment on.
You seemed to be making current comments while reaching back for that one. Why could that be?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:12 AM (DsazE)
Posted by: camel toe1.234556 at November 21, 2015 12:08 AM (36Kvm)
Nah. It's not complicated at all. You're a dumbass bonehead.
Simple!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2015 12:09 AM (Wo9OY)
Yes, I'd like to hear your story. (Since I'm exhausted and yet somehow I know it will be hours until I fall asleep.)
We got our first snowfall tonight. It's pretty or would be if I knew I wouldn't be looking at it nonstop for the next 6 months.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 21, 2015 12:15 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 21, 2015 12:17 AM (wHX4r)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eStXV_TYFFw
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2015 12:05 AM (zyIlW)
The stuff venison is made of.
Posted by: cm9000 at November 21, 2015 12:19 AM (2TUVm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 21, 2015 12:19 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 21, 2015 12:11 AM (zc3Db)
That's cute. Do you believe in unicorns, too?
We are responsible for our own health, contrary to ObamaCare. I trust my pharmacist on such matters. He runs a small pharmacy and he doesn't want to lose customers needlessly.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 12:19 AM (Lc+NQ)
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2015 12:20 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 21, 2015 12:26 AM (9jeGC)
There was nothing cute or unicornish about it. MD are the only ones in our society who have the power to prescribe certain drugs for our use. It is their responsibility to know what they are prescribing, the side effects (which they are bound to tell us) and how they interact with other drugs we are taking.
We are responsible for our own health, contrary to ObamaCare. I trust my pharmacist on such matters. He runs a small pharmacy and he doesn't want to lose customers needlessly.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 12:19 AM (Lc+NQ)
You cannot just take some drug because you think it will help you. You have to go to the medical oracle with the prescription power. That is just a fact.
As to pharmacists .. they weigh and sell drugs. That doesn't mean that they know all that much about them. They aren't authorized to prescribe drugs to anyone.
You trust your pharmacist? Good. But that doesn't let your wizard doctor off the hook in doing his job correctly.
If you think that there should be no such thing as prescriptions or controlled drugs and that everyone should be able to buy anything they want to handle their own health, then that is a whole other issue. But, in the world we have (BarkyCare or not) it is the doctor who is responsible for knowing what he's doing in prescribing drugs to you and not your responsibility to know everything about those drugs. If you want to know, then that's good, but you pay your doctor lots of money so that you don't have to know. People are supposed to be able to competently do the jobs they are paid to do. That's the whole point of paying someone to do something.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 21, 2015 12:27 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 21, 2015 12:27 AM (9jeGC)
Posted by: TB3K at November 21, 2015 12:29 AM (SCx0h)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2015 12:29 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:08 AM (EzgxV)
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Then I would suggest that you not search out posts of mine that are over an hour old to comment on.
You seemed to be making current comments while reaching back for that one. Why could that be?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:12 AM (DsazE)
My posts may be boring. They may be over-long. They may be untimely. They may be unamusing or stupid or crass. But they are self-documenting.
Your post @331 12:12 referenced my post @299 12:08 which referenced your post @249 11:31. I see no gaps of more than an hour. As is usual, the gap between the original post and my response generally shrinks -- unless real life or a post that I research (like this one) intervenes.
Without going further into quibbles about timestamps, however, what did you find objectionable in @299? I'm just stream-of-consciousness sharing the way I go through the comments -- I'd love to hear about other ways and rational critiques of my methods, 'cause it would be lovely to improve.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:29 AM (EzgxV)
Happy Frid-...what the fuck is that stench? Damnit people, the communal jerk sock is there for a reason.
Posted by: DC in River City at November 21, 2015 12:30 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 21, 2015 12:27 AM (zc3Db)
Actually, that's false. They know the interactions of dugs better than most doctors today. Doctors like to prescribe the latest and greatest drug, without much concern for drug interactions with one's current meds. Sad but true.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 12:31 AM (Lc+NQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:29 AM (EzgxV)
******
Sure. You chose to post about an old comment of mine while posting on curent issues. Why?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:32 AM (DsazE)
You can blame the law (and all the controlled substance crap as well) for your pharmacist getting uppity with you.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 21, 2015 12:32 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Guy holding 2 cups of coffee at November 21, 2015 12:32 AM (JO9+V)
Good night all!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege )
We love ya Donna&&&. Be well.
T
Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2015 12:33 AM (o/90i)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJgyuAu6eo
Enjoy!
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2015 12:20 AM (zyIlW)
Ouch. Didn't mean to piss you off. Sorry.
Posted by: cm9000 at November 21, 2015 12:33 AM (2TUVm)
A small, but alarmingly high pecentage, something like 10% or better, filled them without batting an eye. That shook things up, and caused some initiatives to have better systems to catch stuff like that.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 21, 2015 12:35 AM (dvuhZ)
So, how was I to know she didn't like the unibrow-Frida look?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2015 12:35 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: DC in River City at November 21, 2015 12:36 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2015 12:36 AM (fBkaR)
Posted by: DonnaV"
It may be one of those "Funny if you were there" stories, but here goes.
Several yrs ago I had to travel to San Diego to do some work for my company. This involved a lot of outside labor and I had to get a few temp guys to help me out for the 3 days I was there. (NOT Illegals btw)
So, they did a great job and busted ass working, so I took them out to lunch on my company. Everyone piled in the rental car and I drove down to the nearest cluster of food joints.
As we're driving along, I spotted a KFC and I innocently said "Hey, do you guys like fried chicken?".
There was s brief silence and then one of them said "Well, what do you think?".
Then it struck me. All of them were, let's say, of a darker complexion than I.
I looked at them and they were all grinning at me and we all started laughing.
So I said "Let's just get pizza then". And there was much rejoicing.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2015 12:39 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:29 AM (EzgxV)
******
Sure. You chose to post about an old comment of mine while posting on curent issues. Why?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:32 AM (DsazE)
Can you identify the old comment? because I am honestly puzzled. I thought @336 laid out every comment involved in that chain (obviously, before the renumbering wrecking ball.....and the next one that seems to be coming).
Before researching too thoroughly, I may have reacted to one of your later comments in a way that showed I was cognizant of one of your earlier comments.....but that would only demonstrate that I had been paying attention to you and remembering your words when you posted new ones. To the best of my knowledge, I was reacting to the posts quoted in my responses.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:40 AM (EzgxV)
England and can be seen as a family feud that carried over to the New
World."
===============
My pet theory is that the slavery issue was a really great excuse for American Roundheads and Royalists to get at each other's throats again for English Civil War Part 2.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 21, 2015 12:41 AM (/pB9Z)
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2015 12:36 AM (fBkaR)
Walgreens.
Posted by: cm9000 at November 21, 2015 12:42 AM (2TUVm)
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2015 12:42 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 21, 2015 12:26
Well getting colder here than usual. Lots of snow coming down...
Fading out here...
Bed looks good...
Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2015 12:42 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 21, 2015 12:27 AM (zc3Db)
Actually, that's false. They know the interactions of dugs better than most doctors today. Doctors like to prescribe the latest and greatest drug, without much concern for drug interactions with one's current meds. Sad but true.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 12:31 AM (Lc+NQ)
My niece is studying pharmacy. I couldn't be prouder -- and, yes, they absolutely know more about drug interactions. That's the division of labor -- physicians know drugs v. symptoms; pharmacists know drugs v. drugs.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:42 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 12:43 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2015 12:36 AM (fBkaR) [I/]
Stay away from the chains as med costs are pretty much determined by one's insurance plan. Mine is a small independent pharmacy. I moved to him after dealing with multiple crappy pharmacists at Rite Aid. The chain pharmacists are employees, mine runs his own business.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 12:43 AM (Lc+NQ)
*****
Obfuscation. It's what's for breakfast.
Please think twice before trying this with me again.
Have a lovely night and a pleasant tomorrow.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:43 AM (DsazE)
Hmmm, just a quick skim, sparks flying tonight for some reason?
Well as (thus far) my need for interaction with docs, pharmacists, lawyers, and therapists has been (thanks be to - insert you preferred deity/entity/concept here) minimal, I have nothing to add on that front.
I do recall, however, that when I returned to the country a few years back, having frolicked in a foreign land for a few years, I was stunned to learn I needed to wait in line at the pharmacy section and show ID and sign a book to buy ..... cold pills. That whole thing happened in my absence, I guess. Yeah, yeah, meth synthesizers and teenage abusers, blah blah blah. I recall a toned-down polite public rant - not directed at the pharmacist but the situation - and the pharmacist could only agree and the people behind me in line laughed, rolled their eyes, and said "yep, isn't that idiotic?".
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2015 12:44 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 12:45 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Arbalest at November 21, 2015 12:45 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 12:47 AM (Lc+NQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 12:45 AM (vb33c)
******
I have one, do not know the brand name. Got it at Ace Hardware. LiPo battery, $90 or so.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:47 AM (DsazE)
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2015 12:42 AM (zyIlW)
Ya could have just said that from the start babe.
Posted by: cm9000 at November 21, 2015 12:48 AM (2TUVm)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2015 12:48 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:47 AM (DsazE)
so you're happy with the general concept, think it would work in a pinch.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 12:48 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: rhomboid"
It's Friday Night ONT. It does something, apparently.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2015 12:48 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: your crazy uncle, Blanco Basura at November 21, 2015 12:48 AM (YJmuy)
*****
Obfuscation. It's what's for breakfast.
Please think twice before trying this with me again.
Have a lovely night and a pleasant tomorrow.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:43 AM (DsazE)
I've gotten in your grill before, but always known why. Tonight, I'm honestly puzzled at your reaction. Then, again, causality may be obscured with disappearing posts.
Have a pleasant night and a lovely tomorrow.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:50 AM (EzgxV)
huh, sort of feels like a holiday dinner with the family in here.
Did someone's finger get pulled?
Posted by: Arbalest at November 21, 2015 12:50 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2015 12:50 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2015 12:51 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:47 AM (DsazE)
so you're happy with the general concept, think it would work in a pinch.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 12:48 AM (vb33c)
******
I bought it because I saw a guy jump 4 Crown Vics from flat with it, and it would have done more. This thing rocks.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:52 AM (DsazE)
Used to have aussie in the mornings, but she's not been by in a long while that I know of.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2015 12:53 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2015 12:54 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Sir Elton at November 21, 2015 12:54 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Blanco Basura"
Wouldn't touch a straight line like that w/ a 10 ft pole.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2015 12:55 AM (Wo9OY)
So had my perfect medical consult today. A guy who plays at Friday hockey scrimmages is an orthopedist, and today against usual practice he wore a dark jersey, and against usual practice I played forward instead of defense, so on the bench I was able to get some answers/confirmations about two nagging but minor forearm/elbow problems.
But after a very fast/hard scrimmage (quality varies greatly by who shows up), and then the usual weight workout tonight, I am "appreciating" most muscle groups and parts of the body. I've stopped taking ibuprofen, switched to taking beer or wine, without a prescription or medical guidance, for relief.
And I'm more mangled by another happy pain - from lots of shooting on Thursday - than by today's exertions. Shoulder (Mosin and Garand) and right hand (troublesome Garand en bloc clips, and a 1911 with a burred grip screw and which always beats up my strong hand anyway).
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2015 12:55 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2015 12:56 AM (q2o38)
... and, writing about tomorrow, The Meeting is tomorrow.
Posted by: Arbalest at November 21, 2015 12:45 AM (FlRtG)
Yeah, and I'm triple-booked with a tempting quad waiting in the wings. First-world problems, big time. I wish I could be in all the places, but I know one place I won't be this month. Try and soldier on without me -- and grab swag in my name while I'm absent.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:57 AM (EzgxV)
A core axiom of the Left is that society is always designed and that things are a certain way because the state deemed it so. Society, being but the ultimate tabula rasa, is manipulated, in this view, like so many knobs and dials. If college students have debt or have to pay tuition, than this must obviously be due to the man (AKA, the "Kyriachy") oppressing the students.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10414
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2015 12:57 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 21, 2015 12:58 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 12:45 AM (vb33c)
******
I have one, do not know the brand name. Got it at Ace Hardware. LiPo battery, $90 or so.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:47 AM (DsazE)
I've got a Craftsman, from back when Sears was a real company.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:58 AM (EzgxV)
And if any of us had 10 ft poles we'd be in movies. Or at least freak shows.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2015 12:58 AM (YJmuy)
... grab swag in my name while I'm absent.
Last time it was wrenches, but they were all SAE, so I passed. But I'll see what's available tomorrow.
Posted by: Arbalest at November 21, 2015 12:58 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 12:50 AM (EzgxV)
*******
Will do.
Keep current next time.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:59 AM (DsazE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 12:45 AM (vb33c)
We have one that has definitely gotten good use. I looked, but didn't see a brand name on it. $90 sounds about right.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 21, 2015 12:59 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 21, 2015 12:59 AM (TlLUD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2015 01:00 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:47 AM (DsazE)
so you're happy with the general concept, think it would work in a pinch.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 12:48 AM (vb33c)
******
I bought it because I saw a guy jump 4 Crown Vics from flat with it, and it would have done more. This thing rocks.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 21, 2015 12:52 AM (DsazE)
Both household cars are Hondas. Didn't do much research 'cause I might get lucky with a 9V Duracell in a pinch. Four Crown Vics is impressive.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:00 AM (EzgxV)
The big classic lead-battery style, or the newer modern paperback-book lithium-battery style?
I personally want something that isn't yet made, which would be a heavy classic jump pack that would push as much amperage per unit mass as one of the high-tech modern lightweight mini units. And do that a few hundred times in a row.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 21, 2015 01:01 AM (noWW6)
*sniffs*
Smells like sulphur in here.
Did something happen?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2015 01:00 AM (9mTYi)
Several somethings. And some "he who smelled it, dealt it"s.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:04 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 21, 2015 01:04 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 01:04 AM (vb33c)
WD, that's great. Went to the atomic testing museum the last (and really, first) time I was in Vegas, in Feb. BTW, I love the name of the museum's newsletter: The Blast (lol).
My buddy and I, who both worked in the field as broadly defined (policy side, not having fun touching off nukes) were impressed and depressed by the text and content in the museum. Impressed by its thoroughness and interesting presentation and the lack of idiotic revisionist crap - depressed because that last item is something that is noticeable and to be celebrated, now .....
Hoping to do the test site tour some day. Gotta book ahead though, limited capacity and (amazingly) enough weirdos out there like me who want to do it. I did have an uncle who worked on the Manhattan Project (not building barracks or slinging hash in Washington or Tennessee - as a metallurgist/physicist at Los Alamos). But I have my own interest. Also gotta do the Trinity site in NM, open to the public a few times a year I think.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2015 01:05 AM (QDnY+)
See, here's the thing. Have you ever tried breaking up with a girl, only to have her argue that "no baby we can make it work and oh i love you so much and i know you still love me deep down and we just have to try" and all that?
Now, imagine you had paid a third party to break up with her on your behalf instead. Her response then is more likely to be "oh my god i can't believe it he's such an asshole and a loser to have to pay someone else to break up with me for him and now i want nothing more to do with him and i can't believe i ever let him inside me and..."
In other words, the breakup is more likely to take when it comes from a third-party source.
Of course, this only applies to a man using the app to break up with a woman. If a woman tries to use something like that to break up with a man, she's more like to get the opposite response. "No baby don't end it like this we just have to talk and i refuse to accept someone else telling me you don't want to see me anymore and i want to hear it from your own mouth and don't do this to me; no, i mean don't do this to US and...".
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 21, 2015 01:06 AM (0OG8D)
Cheers Moron Nation
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2015 01:06 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 21, 2015 01:07 AM (R5HRU)
Twice a year. First Saturday in April and October.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2015 01:08 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 21, 2015 12:59 AM (TlLUD)
Turns out that at least some of you aren't voices in my head after all...
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2015 01:08 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2015 01:09 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 21, 2015 01:10 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 21, 2015 01:10 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Entertainment
---------------
Last I looked in there was a troll. Seems to have been vaporized.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2015 01:11 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2015 01:11 AM (dULJN)
A better question is - I work @ 8:30am tomorrow. I've had 3 drinks, do I have another before bed?
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 21, 2015 01:12 AM (R5HRU)
It's ok, IMHO. But I'm a weirdo who likes slow buildup in a show. I think that the writers are taking advantage of being on Netflix to avoid the crisis of the week format you'd see with a network show. They know that people are going to watch 2-4 episodes, if not binge watch the whole thing, so they don't have to fit everything into a single episode.
Plus: I think its targeted at lesbians. Seriously, its got women all over being cool and guys being stupid and worthless, and a lesbian boss (Carrie Ann Moss who never was hot to me even in Matrix). Luke Cage is too small, too.
The lesbian lawyer is pretty scummy, which I don't think you'd expect if the show was trying to attract lesbian viewers. As for Luke Cage, any live-action adaptation of a comic book is going to have actors that look "small", because the characters in comics are often ridiculously big.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 21, 2015 01:12 AM (fC9RO)
*sniffs*
Smells like sulphur in here.
Did something happen?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2015 01:00 AM (9mTYi)
Naw, cthulhu and mwnp had a snit fit. Buisness as usual. (Sigh).
Posted by: Entertainment Tonight at November 21, 2015 01:07 AM (p3qCp)
If anyone can point out what I did to build this, I'd appreciate it. I'm mostly too numb from the Advil to do much of anything.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
I think it's becoming more and more obvious that the Left isn't just stupid, isn't just misguided, but is actually bugfuck insane and should be institutionalized.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 21, 2015 01:13 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2015 01:08 AM (vBeA5)
But some of us are.
Posted by: cm9000 at November 21, 2015 01:13 AM (2TUVm)
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 21, 2015 01:10 AM (R5HRU)
You'd be surprised how many peolple didn't think I existed.
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2015 01:13 AM (vBeA5)
The Political Hat is real?!
Yes. Stove-pipe hat, alternating red & white horizontal bands, etc. ... you've seen it many times.
Posted by: Arbalest at November 21, 2015 01:13 AM (FlRtG)
Thanks, Blanco. Duly noted. Problem is I have so much military geek museum-ing, eating, and outdoor tourist-ing to dobetween the coast and TX (end point would be Pacific War museum in Fredericksburg).
Pima and the Titan II silo, then Sandia in Albuquerque, then Trinity site, and on to TX, with all that food and scenery too. And then on the way back some gun nut recreation in Prescott.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2015 01:14 AM (QDnY+)
Cut yourself off and go to bed. That's the wise course. I speak from experience, here.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 21, 2015 01:14 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2015 01:15 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 21, 2015 12:59 AM (TlLUD)
Turns out that at least some of you aren't voices in my head after all...
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2015 01:08 AM (vBeA5)
Wait -- you're a true gentleman? We always thought the logo was a front for a collaborative of deviant S+M Wiccans -- thus explaining the "Many Voices Theory of Hat."
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:16 AM (EzgxV)
that democrat commercial 2 posts down is sad.
How the fuck does one not understand what islam is in 2015?
??
Posted by: Jake at November 21, 2015 01:16 AM (QelBn)
I reached out. Got a good, strong grip. Felt the rage surge through me again.
Yea, I can think of some good uses for Atomic bombs.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 21, 2015 01:17 AM (TlLUD)
The Political Hat is real?!
Yes. Stove-pipe hat, alternating red & white horizontal bands, etc. ... you've seen it many times.
Posted by: Arbalest at November 21, 2015 01:13 AM (FlRtG)
Isn't that "The Cat In The Hat"????
In which case, which Morons are "Thing 1" and "Thing 2"?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:18 AM (EzgxV)
https://tinyurl.com/ox4xr5t
Sum Ting Wong? Ho Lee Fuk?
No, better than that. And it's apparently real.
Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2015 01:19 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party
Unfortunately, they run the institutions.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 21, 2015 01:19 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:16 AM (EzgxV)
The S+M Wiccans logo involves a monocle...
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2015 01:20 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2015 01:20 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Jake at November 21, 2015 01:22 AM (QelBn)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:16 AM (EzgxV)
The S+M Wiccans logo involves a monocle...
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2015 01:20 AM (vBeA5)
Exactly how does it involve this monocle?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:23 AM (EzgxV)
And, oh, I can, now that I have Netflix!
It feels a little weird to have it, though; I'm so used to living a fairly low-tech lifestyle.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 21, 2015 01:23 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 21, 2015 01:24 AM (TlLUD)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 21, 2015 01:25 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Colonel Klink at November 21, 2015 01:26 AM (FkBIv)
WD and others, speaking of nuclear museums, a friend of mine was once on a guvamint-sponsored speaking tour of Japan, and toured the Hiroshima "peace" museum with his foreign ministry handler.
When the guy asked him what he thought as they exited, he said "I guess you'll never attack *us* again".
In its own way a Churchillian line. Being Japanese, and a foreign ministry guide, the guy could do nothing but smile politely and say nothing.
My own reaction after touring the place with the now-wife was less memorable. "Not as bad as I expected". It actually wasn't 1/1,000th as bad as it would be if some idiotic self-hating American ignoramus had done it. Was very surprised by the extensive and well-done section on the physics and design of the bomb.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2015 01:26 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 21, 2015 01:24 AM (TlLUD)
When you did that, which way did she twist the dial?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:27 AM (EzgxV)
DD is/was great. Check out Marco Polo on Netflix too.
Very fun show IMO. Haven't seen JJ yet.
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 21, 2015 01:27 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 21, 2015 01:28 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: cthulhu
HOGAN!!
Posted by: Colonel Klink at November 21, 2015 01:26 AM (FkBIv)
Let me guess, your monocle started smelling like tuna.....it must be conditions in the mess hall, sir.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:28 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:23 AM (EzgxV)
The monocle is made out of those magic power crystals.
Posted by: The Diffractable Hat at November 21, 2015 01:31 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: goon at November 21, 2015 01:31 AM (gy5kE)
"Cut yourself off and go to bed. That's the wise course. I speak from experience, here."
Incorrect. I think one of the Horde rules is that you pass out inplace, spill the remains of your drink on to the chair/couch and wake up stiff. It's a family pleaser... especially on the holidays.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 21, 2015 01:33 AM (idGfc)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2015 01:26 AM (QDnY+)
What in particular surprised you?
Posted by: cm9000 at November 21, 2015 01:34 AM (2TUVm)
Last comment about museums, friend of mine loves the Palm Springs air museum, he brought a flyer from it recently and it looks very good. They had a lecture last weekend I was half-tempted to drive up for - "military history of the Salton Sea". Only thing I know in that connection is that primary practice target for the 509th group out of Utah (nuclear missions in Japan) was just north of the Salton Sea.
Have long wondering whether there's a monument of any sort on the site (if it's not still closed guvamint land, of which there is much out that way, some of it still used as bombing ranges).
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2015 01:34 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 21, 2015 01:34 AM (FkBIv)
If anyone can point out what I did to build this, I'd appreciate it. I'm mostly too numb from the Advil to do much of anything.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tom Dooley at November 21, 2015 01:31 AM (H9UQ5)
I just want to know his soft spots so I can jab him more efficiently later [or not]. But I truly have no idea what his problem is tonight.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:35 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 21, 2015 01:35 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
The shadows do have their draw. But they are full of half-seen things.
Late, walking the dog yesterday. Trying to avoid watching him sniff every other whatever he sniffs. How low is it that we find meaning in our pets hobbies.
But, the streetlights, just humming now, cast some shadows that ... over there, that one seemed to shift.
Dog, done. He sniffs on. Chores are the small cross. Happy wife, happy life. Never mind that my master on the leash is the progeny of a wolf hound from somewhere in darkest prehistory who, in a former life, would sooner rip out my throat.
That shadow there - that streetlight - just walked across the street...
Posted by: weft cut-story at November 21, 2015 01:38 AM (ysFo+)
I know I'm gonna regret this in the morning
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 21, 2015 01:38 AM (R5HRU)
I'm glad I am separated from them, nice and safe in my goated community.
Posted by: Limousine Goat at November 21, 2015 01:39 AM (xU0ng)
Posted by: Goatye at November 21, 2015 01:40 AM (xU0ng)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2015 01:40 AM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 21, 2015 01:42 AM (0OG8D)
cm9000, memory is a bit foggy on details, it was mostly that there was such extensive space and effort devoted to that aspect of the events in 1945. Nothing wrong with it - on the contrary - but it seemed somewhat out of sync with the overall focus of the place.
Guess my favorite thing was the large room with an entire side with a glass wall giving a view of the central section of the beautiful modern city of Hiroshima. The other side has large inscribed quotes of some sort dealing in predictable ways with apocalyptic themes, mass destruction, horror of war, blah blah blah. One of the quotes was along the lines of "what does man do in the face of such awesome evil destructive badness?".
You read that, do a 180 towards the bright sunshine outside and the beautiful urban landscape of the city that rose from the ashes, and say ...... "um ..... that?".
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2015 01:43 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Robert DiNeargoat at November 21, 2015 01:43 AM (xU0ng)
Posted by: Goatye
Yee-ouch, how many hours did you wait to expectorate that one?
Posted by: weft cut-story at November 21, 2015 01:43 AM (ysFo+)
The famous Hiroshima vs. Detroit pics.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 21, 2015 01:45 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2015 01:45 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 21, 2015 01:46 AM (GzDYP)
No, I get it. Trying to pass good sound proven advice to the young buck.
I know you're right, but right now? You're wrong until I wake up.
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 21, 2015 01:46 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 21, 2015 01:46 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: The Petroleum Hat at November 21, 2015 01:47 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 21, 2015 01:48 AM (0OG8D)
And since Oregon doesn't allow people to pump their own gas, this amounts to an anti-jobs program.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 21, 2015 01:49 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Epobirs at November 21, 2015 01:49 AM (IdCqF)
Always thought that was bats**t crazy.
Posted by: The Automotive Hat at November 21, 2015 01:50 AM (vBeA5)
And since Oregon doesn't allow people to pump their own gas, ...
Always thought that was bats**t crazy.
"Portlandia".
Posted by: Arbalest at November 21, 2015 01:51 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2015 01:52 AM (zyIlW)
Is this from some poem?
Posted by: cm9000 at November 21, 2015 01:52 AM (2TUVm)
Do they have someone wipe their asses too?
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2015 01:52 AM (zyIlW)
"I like to play with my friends"
Posted by: Tranny Vajayjay at November 21, 2015 01:52 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 21, 2015 01:53 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 21, 2015 01:53 AM (0OG8D)
Is this from some poem?
Posted by: cm9000
Babylon 5 ?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 21, 2015 01:54 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at November 21, 2015 01:54 AM (0OG8D)
Well, maybe 20 seconds of it.
There's gonna be a generation even more confused about what a vajayjay looks like.
Not to mention sorely disappointed.
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2015 01:55 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2015 01:55 AM (zyIlW)
Do they have someone wipe their asses too?
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2015 01:52 AM (zyIlW)
#TwoWeeks.....
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 01:59 AM (EzgxV)
Laughter behind us.
I know this street. There are no families with kids here. All retirees. Come on, dog.
Posted by: weft cut-story at November 21, 2015 01:59 AM (ysFo+)
The "Breakup Shop"? They need to set up a "shoulder to cry on shop". Single guys could sign up, and be "available" when hot (or not so hot, but still hittable, babes) get the breakup signal from their jerk boyfriends.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2015 02:01 AM (0yhH4)
Missed it by that much, cm9000. I feel bluebarreled.
Posted by: Barrel at November 21, 2015 02:03 AM (xU0ng)
Posted by: THDeering at November 20, 2015 10:09 PM (/S2Cy)
^^^this^^^ I keep a small 12 volt air compressor, tire plug kit, first aid kit, and basic toolbox in the Suburban all year round. It's far, far easier to plug a punctured tire and air it up than it is to change a wheel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2015 02:05 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2015 02:07 AM (NGd+i)
From what I've read, the headquarters building was undamaged, being in a different part of the city, and was used as a temporary location for the municipal government in the aftermath. I'd like to see a map showing where the headquarters was in relation to the blast area, but I haven't been able to find that.
Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2015 02:08 AM (sdi6R)
Dog. That's just a reset of the local power grid. Happens every other week.
See? Other doggie masters like me are walking their own doggies down there. See, doggie... other masters. There walking in the shadows.
Posted by: weft cut-story at November 21, 2015 02:10 AM (ysFo+)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 20, 2015 10:14 PM (044Fx)
I have several 5-gallon pails filled with washed and dried drill cuttings from oil/gas wells. Probably 95% granulated shale, since I deliberately discarded sand-rich samples while gathering it. Use it to soak oil spills in the shop, but it also works fine as traction grit on sidewalks, etc. A little rain turns it into mud.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2015 02:10 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2015 02:05 AM (0yhH4)
more than a little ashamed to say I never thought of it like that - plug and inflate instead of change. yeesh.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 02:14 AM (vb33c)
Yee-ouch, how many hours did you wait to expectorate that one?
Posted by: weft cut-story at November 21, 2015 01:43 AM (ysFo+)
---
Are you saying this is a no-goat zone?
Posted by: Muslim Neighborhood at November 21, 2015 02:15 AM (xU0ng)
One of those Resident Evil flicks is on. Not sure I've seen this one.
Retribution its called. You know, a threesome with Milla Jovovich and
Olivia Wilde would be fun.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2015 02:07 AM (NGd+i)
This brings to mind one of the Great Debates; Milla Jovovich or Charlize Theron.
Posted by: cm9000 at November 21, 2015 02:15 AM (2TUVm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2015 02:16 AM (VdICR)
The funny thing was some people tried to fool him, including some faculty who had had acting experience. They weren't even close. My mother laughed as some woman was trying to fool the guy, and he smiled, and said, you're trying to fake either an X or Y accent, I can't tell which, but your real accent is Z.
By "either X or Y" he was telling her she wasn't doing a good job because she was doing didn't really exist, but yet was able to discern, easily, her real accent underneath.
You would have to be really, really good to fool an expert like that, and very few are that good.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 21, 2015 02:19 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 02:20 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 21, 2015 02:22 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 02:20 AM (vb33c)
Sleep or pass out? There is a difference you know.
Posted by: cm9000 at November 21, 2015 02:25 AM (2TUVm)
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2015 02:26 AM (zyIlW)
No one around. I'll have to report him tomorrow.
Dizzy.
That's the Strickland's. Was the Strickland's ... need a tissue.
Where's Gen. Jim?
Posted by: weft cut-story at November 21, 2015 02:31 AM (ysFo+)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 21, 2015 02:34 AM (xU0ng)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2015 02:34 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 21, 2015 02:34 AM (xU0ng)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 21, 2015 02:35 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 21, 2015 02:39 AM (xU0ng)
Mailbox. get down
What's that it's eating?
Trampoline ... that's not supposed to be in the road.
The light, no flashlight. Why is it getting dimmer?
Posted by: weft cut-story at November 21, 2015 02:46 AM (ysFo+)
Our President is so confident in his finely tuned bureaucratic apparatus that he can guarantee that no American will ever be harmed by ISIL, who are "contained" (or al Qaeda, who is "on the run").
All those slips in the past (i.e. OPM, DOJ, Solyndra, VA, healthcare.gov, IRS, ATF, or "Four dead in Benghazi") are in the past.
He has, at last, finally delivered "Change we can believe in."
So, the next time you hear of a disaster, fraud, waste or abuse, ask yourself ... "How does this affect the President's veracity ?"
I know you're saying .. "That's too much to ask." I say "Yes We Can."
Al Qaeda and ISIL's coming
We're finally on our own.
This summer I smell the burning,
Four dead in Benghazi.
129 dead in Paris.
18 dead in Mali.
Posted by: Norman Schwarzkopf at November 21, 2015 02:46 AM (e8kgV)
We're finally on our own.
This summer I smell the burning,
Four dead in Benghazi.
129 dead in Paris.
18 dead in Mali.
How many more?
G'night everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2015 02:48 AM (YJmuy)
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It's easier to fake X Y than X X.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 21, 2015 02:50 AM (xU0ng)
* Our lot is 8192 square feet, and our house is 1910 on one floor. a 10,000-12,000 square foot greenhouse is only about $40,000. I could continue to raise orchids, citrus, gingers, and epiphytic cactus "outdoors" even in such frozen wastelands as Norfolk, VA if I just built my home inside such a greenhouse.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 02:50 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2015 03:01 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2015 03:02 AM (KSdzX)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 03:04 AM (EzgxV)
Ever have a program quit responding and when you ctl+alt+delete to task manager it out, that little box shows up with "windows is searching for a solution to the problem"
Anyone ever have that actually work?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 21, 2015 03:04 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2015 03:07 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 21, 2015 03:08 AM (WVsWD)
Anyone ever have that actually work?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 21, 2015 03:04 AM (WVsWD)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/k6zkb3z
Posted by: Lights pilot light... at November 21, 2015 03:09 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 21, 2015 03:10 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 21, 2015 03:11 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 21, 2015 03:14 AM (xU0ng)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2015 03:15 AM (KSdzX)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 21, 2015 03:15 AM (xU0ng)
The upgrade costs too much for me to consider.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 21, 2015 03:17 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 21, 2015 03:15 AM (xU0ng)
Linux, by default, logs everything. Windows, by default, logs nothing.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 03:20 AM (EzgxV)
The upgrade costs too much for me to consider.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 21, 2015 03:17 AM (WVsWD)
GIMP, by contrast, costs nothing.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 03:21 AM (EzgxV)
prof: the white man oppresses you!
student: like you with your grammar corrections, whitey? I demand you resign, you racist pig!
prof: I imagined myself to be a liberator, like the hero of Avatar. But you're right. I am a vile oppressor. Goodbye!
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 21, 2015 03:25 AM (xU0ng)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 03:27 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 03:28 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 03:21 AM (EzgxV)
It's not necissarily the best, though. Still prefer to use Photoshop.
Posted by: The Shopped Hat at November 21, 2015 03:29 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 03:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 03:21 AM (EzgxV)
It's not necissarily the best, though. Still prefer to use Photoshop.
Posted by: The Shopped Hat at November 21, 2015 03:29 AM (vBeA5)
Not to worry -- their ever-evolving licensing will eventually have you reconsider.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2015 03:32 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cm9000 at November 21, 2015 02:15 AM
Milla. 1000 Xs Milla. I'm just fine with the little bewbs. They need love too. Met her once in an airport. I googled Milla no makeup before posting this and she looked a damn sight better than that but If she was wearing any makeup I couldn't tell. Gorgeous. Eyes were just as stunning as you'll see in some of her photo shoots and best of all, no 'star' attitude. A tad smitten, I was.
Posted by: jow at November 21, 2015 03:41 AM (RlfLj)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 21, 2015 03:46 AM (xU0ng)
Milla vs. Olivia? Well, damn. What little of Olivia I know suggests a certain modicum of crazypants in her wardrobe, so there's that.
I guess it's just as well I'm not in a position to make that choice anyway.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 21, 2015 03:46 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 21, 2015 03:50 AM (xU0ng)
I probably tried to copy to many objects. CPU usage went to 74% during the meltdown.
Corel Draw is unstable with certain things but it does what I need it to do.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 21, 2015 03:53 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2015 03:55 AM (5Rb/A)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 21, 2015 03:57 AM (xU0ng)
Posted by: bill-o at November 21, 2015 04:08 AM (AWwDY)
Posted by: bill-o at November 21, 2015 04:08 AM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Epobirs at November 21, 2015 01:49 AM (IdCqF)
Always thought that was bats**t crazy.
Posted by: The Automotive Hat at November 21, 2015 01:50 AM (vBeA5)
Can't pump your own gas in Joisey, either.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 04:09 AM (Lc+NQ)
Lots of lezbo scenes in Jessica Jones but plenty of her jumping the big black guys bones. It pickes up half way thru when David Tenant shows up.
So much stabbing....
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 21, 2015 04:39 AM (iQIUe)
Mrs Hades will be making a trek to PA this morning so I will be without adult supervision this week. For some reason she's worried, especially when I said "What could possibly go wrong?"
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2015 04:54 AM (UQGss)
I would say dumb people but then I would answering my own question. Bad manners.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 21, 2015 04:55 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 21, 2015 04:57 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2015 05:00 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: The Abrogated Hat at November 21, 2015 05:11 AM (vBeA5)
I would say dumb people but then I would answering my own question. Bad manners.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 21, 2015 04:55 AM (WVsWD)
Jobs, possibly union.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 05:15 AM (Lc+NQ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 21, 2015 05:18 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 21, 2015 05:18 AM (iQIUe)
The secret message?
"BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE"
Posted by: Mecca-lecca-hi Mecca-Johnie-Ho at November 21, 2015 05:22 AM (vBeA5)
Our demands!:
All things that mentions dogs must promote cats to a greater extent.
Dogs must apologize and die. (fire is in no way required, but if you want to do it right, that is the way to go.)
cat food.
all sorts of good rubbing.
Don't make us repeat our demands.
Posted by: cats and stuff mumbles matter and stuff at November 21, 2015 05:31 AM (vlgjM)
Posted by: Chi at November 21, 2015 05:49 AM (GmBB1)
Settle them in Alaska.
Alaska's the size of the eastern half of the united states put together, has very few people to attack, and all of those people are very, very well armed- and it's a completely different climate to Syria.
If they're willing to settle in Alaska, and they make it through the screening process? Then I'm pretty sure we can accept them as legitimate. C'mon- what kind of terrorist is going to settle for blowing up a penguin? And what kind of widow or orphan is going to refuse sanctuary in America just because they have to spend some time in Alaska to get there?
The people that will refuse will be the people who were complaining about the quality of the free stuff they were given in Europe, the sort of refugees that, y'know, we're more than happy to let the Germans deal with.
The people that will accept will be desperate, freedom-loving people who're doing anything possible to help and save their family- and I think we can call that an American without too much trouble.
Posted by: Zack at November 21, 2015 05:52 AM (dI93p)
Posted by: Chi at November 21, 2015 05:49 AM (GmBB1)
Do tell...
Want to make a contract...
Posted by: ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ at November 21, 2015 05:53 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Chi at November 21, 2015 05:49 AM (GmBB1)
Geez, what do you have against Canadian bacon?
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 06:00 AM (Lc+NQ)
Salmon fillets just came off the smoker. And asparagus dripping in butter.
I just poached an egg for the first time in my life and it's beautiful.
I even plated it like I'm an Iron Chef or something...
Posted by: Chi at November 21, 2015 06:00 AM (GmBB1)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2015 06:01 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Chi at November 21, 2015 06:00 AM (GmBB1)
Only if you are overdubbed with a very liberal translation...
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2015 06:02 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 06:03 AM (Lc+NQ)
Posted by: bill-o at November 21, 2015 06:05 AM (AWwDY)
Vinegar in the water.
I learned the acid thing from America's Test Kitchen, I think. Yes, i'm a geek.
And Norfolk still sucks. You ain't missing anything.
Posted by: Chi at November 21, 2015 06:08 AM (GmBB1)
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 06:15 AM (Lc+NQ)
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 06:17 AM (Lc+NQ)
Posted by: Panhandler at November 21, 2015 06:22 AM (si1cb)
And Sandfiddler down in Ocean View - their eggs Benedict with soft shelled crab & fresh spinach - dude...
Posted by: Chi at November 21, 2015 06:25 AM (GmBB1)
We don't drink
We don't smoke
Nor-fuck!
Nor-fuck!
I saw Little Feat sing that ditty in concert in . . . NAH-fuck.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 06:25 AM (Lc+NQ)
I stand corrected, but then it's been a long time since I was in Nor-fuck.
Posted by: Panhandler at November 21, 2015 06:29 AM (si1cb)
Posted by: RickZ
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Really? Cool.
Scope? Don't tell me - The Boathouse!
With Lowell George or was he gone already?
Posted by: Chi at November 21, 2015 06:33 AM (GmBB1)
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 06:37 AM (Lc+NQ)
Met Park. I was 10 in '77, and used to walk up there to watch games.
(Or sit outside to catch foul balls if I didn't have money)
I don't remember concerts there, though. Ever.
Posted by: Chi at November 21, 2015 06:46 AM (GmBB1)
Oh, and get off my lawn, you young whippersnapper!
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 06:53 AM (Lc+NQ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 21, 2015 06:59 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: RickZ
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Meh. We're still young enough to remember Met Park, so there's that.
How about i buy you a burger at the Wooden Nickel? Would that help?
Posted by: Chi at November 21, 2015 07:05 AM (GmBB1)
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2015 07:22 AM (Lc+NQ)
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