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Morning Thread (11-19-2015)

"Don't fight ISIS or ISIS wins" ~ People who brought us "safe spaces" and the participation trophy.

Posted by: Andy at 06:41 AM




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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, November 19, 2015. On this day in 1990 pop group Milli Vanilli were stripped of their Grammy Award because the duo did not sing at all on the Girl You Know It's True album. Session musicians had provided all the vocals, they had also been lip-sinking all their stage shows. But as I understand it, all the major acts do that because there is so much electronic enhancement done in the studios their live stage acts would be mostly crap.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:43 AM (t2KH5)

2 Isis is first?

Posted by: freaked at November 19, 2015 06:43 AM (BO/km)

3 Nope

Posted by: freaked at November 19, 2015 06:43 AM (BO/km)

4
Latest on the "contained" ISIS terrorists.


http://fxn.ws/214ituM

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:44 AM (t2KH5)

5 Shitforbrains says he will veto the bill to improve the non-existent screening process that he says we already have in yet another one of his lies. I recommend that the House suspend funding for all WH aids and expenses if he does since they are too chicken shit to impeached this lying and corrupt asshole.


http://fxn.ws/1YhLqks

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:44 AM (t2KH5)

6 Headline link at Fox: Obama Claim False[/]


Does a bear shit in the woods?


http://fxn.ws/1MTQ30l

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:44 AM (t2KH5)

7 Yellowstone park proposes to kill 1,000 buffalo before Winter sets in. Herds have reached record levels.


http://fxn.ws/1l76Y4J

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:45 AM (t2KH5)

8 Follow-up story on that police shooting in Minneapolis. Of course we have a host of witnesses contradicting what the police say happened, just like in MO. I'm sure the alphabets and Obama will come in and pour gasoline on the fire.


http://fxn.ws/1QvxMch

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:45 AM (t2KH5)

9 Corrupt pederast Senator is under investigation in Utah.


http://fxn.ws/1SGjH9r

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:45 AM (t2KH5)

10 UC San Diego students have been operating a café dedicated to the communist murderer and thug Che Guevara for decades. It has cost the student body over a million dollars and is still bleeding money. The university wants to close it because not only is it costing other students money, but it doesn't meet minimum health and safety codes. Of course the little commie snowflakes don't like that so the university says they will roll over.


http://fxn.ws/1HZgwcB

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:45 AM (t2KH5)

11 Seattle descends further into liberal insanity. If this is not already illegal it should be. They are going to give residents cash to contribute to political campaigns. And further more the residents voted in another new tax to finance this crap.


http://fxn.ws/1QuGhnK

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:46 AM (t2KH5)

12 All the pompous verbiage and growing hysterical cowardice aside, it's as simple as this.

Islam is at war with us. Whether we go to war with them or not isn't going to change that.

It therefore comes down to the Churchillian choice: war or dishonour. And as he said to Chamberlain, if you choose dishonour you get war anyway.

Posted by: Flying Tiger Comics at November 19, 2015 06:46 AM (bTMZ5)

13 Obama's open borders and so-called vetting have previously allowed Al Qeada terrorists into KY. But impeachment is off the table.


http://abcn.ws/1O30QpS

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:46 AM (t2KH5)

14 Border Patrol agents have intercepted 8 "Syrians" trying to sneak into the US. Agents say it is highly unlikely that federal authorities would publicize these kinds of events. Yes, we know, but what difference does it make now? Impeachment is off the table.



Scankles is going after comedians who are poking fun at her. I have some news for the haggard and corrupt scrunt, the courts have ruled long ago that politicians and other public figures are fair game for comedians, and not everybody will roll over for your shit.


http://bit.ly/1SZ9hCw

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:46 AM (t2KH5)

15 BLM agitators have taken over the President of Princeton's office and say they will not leave until the school repudiates former President of Princeton Woodrow Wilson as a racist and renames all buildings named after him. Well, I have no problem with a university renaming buildings under the normal process but in this case I would recommend that every one of these turds be given a hickory haircut and expelled from the university by force. But of course, Princeton will likely fold like a wet cardboard box which why this shit will continue and get even worse. I predicted these kinds of problems here years ago as London's streets became battle grounds with yoot thugs because the little snowflakes were never held accountable.


http://bit.ly/1OR6HAa

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:47 AM (t2KH5)

16 Here is some more of the choom's high powered vetting. At least 15 of his "highly vetted" migrants from the ME have turned out to be terrorists. If the7y have found 15 of these cockroaches there are thousands more here.


http://bit.ly/1Ln06FZ

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:47 AM (t2KH5)

17 TX ranchers and counties have had enough from the corrupt Obamanite slugs stealing private property and are suing. Of course we the taxpayer will wind up paying for bother sides of this crap regardless of whjo wins, and nobody on this corrupt dictatorship will go to jail. But impeachment is off the table.


http://bit.ly/1QOOtP5

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:48 AM (t2KH5)

18 And two Al Qaeda terrorists who killed those American soldiers in KY had also been let in by our fearless leader in his most excellent vetting program.


http://bit.ly/1WZY7Dy

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:48 AM (t2KH5)

19 Here's what Clinton's refugee program looked like. Would it have been different if Gonzalis had been Alah Mohamit with a towel around his head?


http://bit.ly/1MUQAzk

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:48 AM (t2KH5)

20 Racist agitator DeRay Mckesson opens his twitter and shows how grossly stupid he is.


http://bit.ly/1l7ag8j

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:49 AM (t2KH5)

21 RINO Ryan's first act is to put bills out just like Boner. When will he turn orange and start hitting the bottle?


http://bit.ly/1Nde5pg

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:49 AM (t2KH5)

22 Chris Christie: Secretary of State John Kerry needs to 'get some sleep and shut up.'

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 06:49 AM (7v/r5)

23 Schadenfreude; BLM thugs disrupt a Bill Clinton speaking event that I am sure the college paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes fees for.


http://bit.ly/1NcQ1Tu

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:49 AM (t2KH5)

24 Racist thugs at Occidental College are demanding that the unarmed police on campus get rid of their bulletproof vests [sic]. When are colleges going to start expelling these worthless shits?


http://bit.ly/1LnDfKn

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:50 AM (t2KH5)

25 Why don't they let farmers round up and resettle the buffalo? There's money in bison meat and some plains states want to reintroduce herds for grassland grazing anyway.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 19, 2015 06:50 AM (A1Dcl)

26 Yeah. The Left's attempts at reverse Psychology in order to get us to submit to our own destruction is just precious.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2015 06:50 AM (PMlgt)

27 NOAA all set to claim October as another record year of heat from questionable data and fraudulent manipulation of the numbers. And it should be called another record year of lies from a corrupt political agency. If I were in charge I would zero out the budget for NOAA and fire everybody in it.


http://bit.ly/1YhzCip

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:50 AM (t2KH5)

28 Yes, PC runs amuck in Hollywood. A magazine dedicated to Hollywood awards has apologized because there were no black females on it cover. No black females are up for nomination but they should have added a token.


http://bit.ly/1lw2g0Z

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:50 AM (t2KH5)

29 Corrupt pederast Senator is under investigation in Utah.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:45 AM (t2KH5)


"Federal prosecutors declined to file charges in the [Reid] case."

Based upon both common sense and prior history, when the current Feds won't prosecute a case, the charges are true and the accused guilty.

'Rabbit Hole World'.

Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2015 06:50 AM (Lc+NQ)

30 For five days a coordinated DC Media has been attacking as racists anyone opposed to President Obama's plan to resettle thousands of Syrians refugees here in America. A new poll shows that the emotional blackmail being hurled by both Obama and his DC Media allies has failed miserably. By nearly 2-to-1 (53% to 28%), Americans oppose the resettlement program.


http://bit.ly/1QNOVgy

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:51 AM (t2KH5)

31 Mike Lee has submitted a non-binding bill that expresses the "sense of the congress" that Obama's climate "deal" in Paris is a treaty. Show and glow, why not submit a lawsuit under original jurisdiction (writ of mandamus) to the Supreme Court to force the corrupt SOB to follow the Constitution by ruling that any major "deal" with any foreign power is in fact a treaty under the Constitution.


http://dailysign.al/214q4cE

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:51 AM (t2KH5)

32 Meanwhile Senate Republicans say there will be no money for Obama to implement any deal he makes in Paris unless it is ratified by the Senate. I will believe when I see it.


http://dailysign.al/1X9SRrx

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:52 AM (t2KH5)

33 As usual, House bill to repeal Obamacare is all smoke and mirrors to assuage the base.


http://dailysign.al/1QOTerT

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:52 AM (t2KH5)

34 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/214r4xC


Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:53 AM (t2KH5)

35 Molenbeek and St Denis are the models. Muzzy refugee communities being established now throughout the US by Caliph Obama and his GOPE stooges will all tend toward these models of "Diversity" (i.e., the separate, hating, violent kind of diversity).

Proof that "refugees" are not jihadis is the first test, but not the only. Prove also they will assimilate. Failing which, they stay OUT.

Posted by: anti-socialist at November 19, 2015 06:54 AM (o9lmn)

36 And finally, regarding the article below about the dog crap scare at Vandy; anyone who is so stupid they can not tell the difference between dog spore and human spore needs to go back home, close all the curtains, have there meals delivered, and never go outside again.


Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:54 AM (t2KH5)

37 The Daily Deals





That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:54 AM (t2KH5)

38 Thanks Vic! Sorry to step on ya.

Posted by: freaked at November 19, 2015 06:56 AM (BO/km)

39 15 BLM agitators have taken over the President of Princeton's office


The Black Justice League

So. Many. Jokes. There.

To the BlackMobile, Robbin'

We have to save ChocoMan from a micro-aggression!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 19, 2015 06:56 AM (HMt16)

40 I want Ryan to answer why he keeps using the SCOAMFs talking points about no religious tests for these "refugees" when religious tests are actually part of the law for refugee status?

If as we all know Ryan sells us out and just offers up more failure theatre, I demand the Freedom Caucus move to vacate the chair and get behind Webster.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2015 06:56 AM (vrRRc)

41 Posted by: Flying Tiger Comics at November 19, 2015 06:46 AM (bTMZ5)

IMO, here's two differences between Chamberlain then and Choom Boy's choice today: In 1938, Hitler's mass murdering ways were not in evidence yet and came as a surprise. In 2015, pisslam's violence is a given, with well documented attacks the world over, so there is no surprise. Also, Chamberlain loved England, which is not in away true when it comes to Obozo and America.

Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2015 06:57 AM (Lc+NQ)

42 21 RINO Ryan's first act is to put bills out just like Boner. When will he turn orange and start hitting the bottle?

Loser, just like his predecessor.

Posted by: anti-socialist at November 19, 2015 06:58 AM (o9lmn)

43 I'm participating in the EMT


Gimme my trophy!!

Posted by: Ruth at November 19, 2015 06:58 AM (cIjBI)

44 Scankles is going after comedians who are poking fun at her. I have some news for the haggard and corrupt scrunt, the courts have ruled long ago that politicians and other public figures are fair game for comedians, and not everybody will roll over for your shit.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:46 AM (t2KH5)


Hillarity! doesn't have the skin tone 'mockery free' card.

Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2015 06:59 AM (Lc+NQ)

45 "Loser, just like his predecessor."

But....but....but.... Breitbart!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 06:59 AM (WVsWD)

46 I don't think Ryan will turn Orange. More likely a deep shade of pink.

Posted by: freaked at November 19, 2015 06:59 AM (BO/km)

47 Well folks since I have been in the rocking chair since 3 am I think I will go back to it. Can't type.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 07:02 AM (t2KH5)

48 The democrats are no dummies. They realize that by capturing 100% of the muslim vote in this country they can reliably capture 51% of the Presidential vote. That has been the margin of victory, plus dead voters, and fraud.

By increasing the number of muslims entering the country they increase their base. That's why you won't see many Christian refugees, besides a few tokens.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 07:03 AM (7v/r5)

49 Have a good day Vic, and thanks for the links.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 07:03 AM (ptqRm)

50 Thanks for all the info, Vic! It's always appreciated but I especially like your style this morning

Posted by: Ruth at November 19, 2015 07:03 AM (cIjBI)

51
You know,, I've been looking hard into the recent events in Paris and I've come to the conclusion that a you tube video is to blame....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 19, 2015 07:04 AM (HSmrB)

52 Thanks to you all, see you tomorrow.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 07:05 AM (t2KH5)

53 25
Why don't they let farmers round up and resettle the buffalo? There's
money in bison meat and some plains states want to reintroduce herds for
grassland grazing anyway.

Posted by: Blue Falcon

Brucilocis

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at November 19, 2015 07:05 AM (4pjhs)

54 Don't fight the rapist, or the rapist wins.

Don't fight the racists, or the racists win.

Don't fight the Patriarchy, or the Patriarchy wins.

Don't fight the CBF, or the CBF wins.



Shit...this stuff just writes itself.

All in the perfect size for bumper stickers.

It's a gold mine, I tellz ya.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 07:06 AM (ptqRm)

55 Muzzy refugee communities being established now
throughout the US by Caliph Obama and his GOPE stooges will all tend
toward these models of "Diversity" (i.e., the separate, hating, violent
kind of diversity).
Posted by: anti-socialist at November 19, 2015 06:54 AM


The newest meme on Facebook -- yes, I have some seriously disjointed FB "friends," but their politics, sexuality, etc. are not why they are there -- is "if we hadn't welcomed Syrian refugees, we wouldn't have Steve Jobs!!11!! ermagerd!" That seems to have replaced yesterday's "Joseph and Mary were Syrian refugees" bilge.

I don't think either Jesus's parents or Jobs's daddy were packing AKs or C4 when they migrated.

How freekin' delusional can people be? Answer: too wacked-out for their own (and [i[OUR own) good.

These people would no doubt go over the edge if Congress ignored their big donors and Poppin' Fresh and impeached their Little Tan God, Choom Boy, Hell, they'd pick up their #hashtags and go to cyber-war!

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 19, 2015 07:06 AM (OSULx)

56 Laters Vic, as always, thanks for the roundup.

Also, good morning Daywalkers!

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at November 19, 2015 07:07 AM (4pjhs)

57 Thanks to you all, see you tomorrow.


Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 07:05 AM


Nuh-uh, Vic. Thanks to YOU!

You should get at least a t-shirt -- if not a membership upgrade or Cob-logger status -- for your news-bringing skillz.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 19, 2015 07:09 AM (OSULx)

58 >>>>>Yellowstone park proposes to kill 1,000 buffalo before Winter sets in. Herds have reached record levels.
.
.
.
.OMG! eleventy?!?!? Global Warming is killing the Buffalo.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2015 07:09 AM (iONHu)

59 15: Vic - The irony is that the BLM Fascists and Woodrow Wilson have MUCH in common.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2015 07:09 AM (atbPo)

60 The worst damage done by democrat presidents is final year of second term. That's when bj clinton got the horrific trade agreement with China pushed through. We have yet to recover from that debacle by any metric.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 07:11 AM (7v/r5)

61 CNN: Global Temps reached the highest ever, ever, ever. Paris conference should be the most important ever, the hell with this Islamic dustup, lets get on with the real worry.

Posted by: Colin at November 19, 2015 07:11 AM (8BlfF)

62 Don't fight the 2nd Amendment, or the 2nd Amendment wins.

Obamathink writ large.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 07:13 AM (ptqRm)

63 "Lip-sinking." So descriptive, especially in this instance, I don't even think it's a mistake. It's a neologism. Watch for it on next season's OED list.

James Lileks is a great writer -- Voice of A Generation, really -- so I was sad to note that he SpelChekked himself. He meant to say Marx was in "foul odor," a great academic cliche that's sadly fallen out of fashion, not "foul order." Though both do apply, which is why none of the other staff grammErNaZiS here noticed.

Herding bison is not for the faint of heart. They are feisty, and for some genetically-ingrained reason, always seem to go over a cliff. It's their Middle Passage. Like the buzzards coming back to Hinckley. Frankly I blame Ted Turner.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 07:13 AM (xq1UY)

64 Morning all


I am sick of liberals and tone deaf "Republicans" who keep trying the same failed bend over policies over and over again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 07:16 AM (gf8BH)

65 There is zero chance of restoring anything like representative government in the United States unless the Republican Party is destroyed.

Zero. Chance.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 19, 2015 07:17 AM (u5gzz)

66 Odipshit would be finished if we had an opposition party that would make hay over his petulant sod-the-proles performance this week.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 19, 2015 07:19 AM (oVJmc)

67 Stripping Milli Vanilli of their Grammy plays right into ISISs hands.


Morning horde

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 07:20 AM (Z3/y1)

68 Dude, Bruce!-a-losis? C'mon, man.
And there's so many Bruces around here anymore, you can't even make one decent ghey-buffalo joke. Without fear of retribution.

If they don't thin that herd, they will have a big ol' healthy herd of wolves feeding on them by next summer. Won't that be nice for the tourists to see.
Though, knowing the Parks machine, they will probably flay the dead buffalo and leave them out for the wolves to eat, thereby converting a hunting predator into a government-dependent welfare teat. Like they did to My People.

I for one am pleased to see Woodrow Wilson called out for the racist he was, because he really really was. There is a broad streak of it in all Progressivism.
Not quite sure, but I think they were anti-buffalo, too.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 07:22 AM (xq1UY)

69 I feel as if given half a chance, the #BLM movement would reinstitute the former apartheid state of South Africa.


Simply in reverse.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 07:22 AM (ptqRm)

70 Cambridge has kicked David Starkey out of their fundraising video. He is a historian from humble beginnings. He dared to say during the riots a few years ago that "the problem is that the whites have become black" And he was right. Thug culture has become acceptable.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 07:22 AM (iQIUe)

71 I just saw on FB that a friend shared the following meme:

"Apparently one of the Paris attackers hid among Syrian refugees. In much the same way Timothy McVeigh hid among, you know, white people."

Of all the stupid memes about the Paris attacks and Syrian refugees, this has got to be the stupidest. I just can't even.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 19, 2015 07:25 AM (37TvV)

72 The first major action Rep. Paul Ryan
will take as Speaker of the House is blocking amendments with a closed rule process on a flawed bill dealing with immigration.

House Homeland Security Committee Chairman Mike McCauls American Security Against Foreign Enemies Act which he claims puts in place a robust vetting process for refugees is under heavy scrutiny as it heads for a vote on the House floor Thursday. Members of both the Republican Party and Democratic Party have criticized it President Obama has even threatened a veto of it if it ever reaches his desk, while several Republicans believe its simply a show vote that wont fix the problem. Now its official, as of late Wednesday evening House GOP leadership is blocking any amendments from being offered to the bill as the legislation is rushed to the House floor

Say hello to the new Boss, same as the old Boss

And to that asshole Lucy80 from last night? How ya like them Apples..

Fuckin asshole cock sucking Establishment assholes and their supporters

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 07:26 AM (gf8BH)

73 There is zero chance of restoring anything like
representative government in the United States unless the Republican
Party is destroyed.
Zero. Chance.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 19, 2015 07:17 AM


You're partway there. BOTH parties (or both halves the current political party in power, if you prefer) need to vanish. So do all those who have been put in office by them.

A massive undertaking, and we're just about out of legal/bloodless opportunities to git 'er done.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 19, 2015 07:26 AM (OSULx)

74 Now, all of a sudden, Hillary has a beef with comedians' unfair attacks against woman candidates?

Suck it up, bitch.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at November 19, 2015 07:27 AM (j+aWk)

75 Good on Jamie Masada. Don't bow down to that soulless scrunt bitch.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 07:27 AM (Z3/y1)

76 VIA, you ain't jokin'. That's right where actual South Africa is right now.

I wiki'd Milli Vanilli. Pretty sad, like the actual story you'd put to the London Boys, except L.B. were straight, had wives and kids, and died in a car crash. Milli were French and German. The French one came back and made a solo album, self-written and he sang. Now DJ's for Heineken corporate events. He tried, apparently mightily, in vain, to save the other one from the death-spiral, but failed.
Hollywood Death Machine, W.bEurope Branch Office. Johnny Hallyday lives.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 07:30 AM (xq1UY)

77 It's funny to see Black Activists come up against a blind white person. Like Superman against kryptonite.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 19, 2015 07:31 AM (oVJmc)

78 Reading all the big city newspapers this am, most all are condemning the governors who want to stop Syrian refugees for now... of course the cities are looking at the dollars they will get from Washington. None of these cities have any problems (sac) of there own. (Baltimore may be closing in on 306-307 after last night, 2 in critical condition)

Posted by: Colin at November 19, 2015 07:32 AM (8BlfF)

79 Posted by: Colin at November 19, 2015 07:32 AM (8BlfF)

Damn. May have been too conservative with my 324 by New Years midnight.


Keep on hearing #BlackLivesMatter.

*shrugs

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 07:36 AM (Z3/y1)

80 " (Baltimore may be closing in on 306-307 after last night, 2 in critical condition)"

The daily average keeps going up. I may have to revise my estimate.

360 looks like the number now. Not 354.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 07:37 AM (WVsWD)

81 Black Activists come up against a blind white personGirl. And Dog.

What a goddam movie that would make.
Must admit though, as the man says, WBAGNFARB.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 07:38 AM (xq1UY)

82 Milli Vanilla...

Barry lip-syncs being a President

Posted by: dogfish at November 19, 2015 07:40 AM (0O2Lr)

83 @82 Lip.Sinks. Vic had it right the first time.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 07:41 AM (xq1UY)

84 Remember though Folks. Violent crime spiking in the big cities has nothing to do with laxer enforcement.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 07:42 AM (WVsWD)

85 8 Syrians have tried to sneak across the Tex-Mex border but it's ok; They're all 3 year old widows.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at November 19, 2015 07:43 AM (ZY2zO)

86 Good Morning,

I have WSJ & France 24 alerts that confirm Paris mastermind of attacks is dead.
I'm sorry if someone has already posted this.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 07:43 AM (D+VYk)

87 " (Baltimore may be closing in on 306-307 after last night, 2 in critical condition)"

The daily average keeps going up. I may have to revise my estimate.

360 looks like the number now. Not 354.



Hah! I called 373 back when VIA first mentioned it. Added in a couple of extras for family squabbles during the drunken holidays.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 07:43 AM (GWm7j)

88 Everyone is hashtagging #JeSuisChien in memory of the French hero dog slain by terrorists, like the dog had no name.

I'm going with #JeSuisDiesel.

Posted by: Spellcheck at November 19, 2015 07:44 AM (j+aWk)

89 This mastermind is dead. Hundreds of masterminds waiting in the mosques.

No problem at all.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 07:45 AM (WVsWD)

90 "Added in a couple of extras for family squabbles during the drunken holidays. "

I would almost agree with you except that every day is a drunken holiday on the bases of the free shit army.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 07:47 AM (WVsWD)

91 I'm glad that murderous scumbag is dead but how much deep thinking did it really take to tell a bunch of people to kill other people indiscriminately?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 07:47 AM (/tuJf)

92 Here's an idea... all the refugees go to the same city. One city in a blue state ... maybe Detroit, or Oakland, or Providence ... where they are monitored 24-7 and not allowed to leave without permission.

I think they would feel right at home in Oakland, yes?

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 19, 2015 07:47 AM (O7MnT)

93 Paul Ryan did not take long to sell us out...


Fuck him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 07:48 AM (gf8BH)

94 My older brother had Fox Business on Tuesday & told me that on Varney show, several said Hillary is very ill.

Why is she running then? Bill will be president just like Woodrow Wilson's wife?

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 07:48 AM (D+VYk)

95 But "Diesel" is "in foul order" right now.

FFS, the anti-Wilson faction at Princeton also has changed the title "Master" to "Head of The College." Sure glad I never finished that Head-Of-The-College degree. Does no one object to "Head" in this context? We going there?

http://tinyurl.com/pquhaqj

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 07:49 AM (xq1UY)

96 Eight more masterminds caught sneaking into TX.

Posted by: dogfish at November 19, 2015 07:49 AM (0O2Lr)

97 Hasna Aitboulahcen, 26, became Europe's first female suicide bomber when she blew herself up in Saint Denis siege

She detonated her suicide vest packed with explosives after going to KFC

Screamed 'Help me!' before blast in which her head flew through window

Aitboulahcen, cousin of Paris bombings mastermind, was described by friends as a booze-loving extrovert

Her nickname was 'The Cowgirl' as she loved to wear big cowboy hats

http://goo.gl/t4LVg2

==========
Sounds like the girl you wd bring home to mom!

I guess your head going flying off is common with suicide bombers.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 07:50 AM (iQIUe)

98
Eight more masterminds caught sneaking into TX.

Posted by: dogfish at November 19, 2015 07:49 AM (0O2Lr)

Naw, more goat cheese artisians. Must be a severe shortage of craft cheese makers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 19, 2015 07:51 AM (JO9+V)

99
Seriously, you blow yourself up, your head goes flying off, it becomes a GIF, and everyone laughs at you on the internet.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 07:51 AM (iQIUe)

100 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2015 07:52 AM (ZQfW9)

101 Sounds like the girl you wd bring home to mom!

I guess your head going flying off is common with suicide bombers.



Why scream "Help me" right before the boom?
Sorry chicka, you're on your own.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 07:52 AM (GWm7j)

102 Here's a happy little map, from the Federal Election Commission oddly enough, showing how few states are Democrat in Congress. Sadly, the map cannot capture how many states are represented by faithless, corrupt, and lying GOPe.

Nevertheless, it's a good map because it has the Democrats in a funk.

http://wapo.st/1MoJJMZ

Posted by: MTF at November 19, 2015 07:52 AM (TxJGV)

103 Here's an idea... all the refugees go to the same city. One city in a
blue state ... maybe Detroit, or Oakland, or Providence ... where they
are monitored 24-7 and not allowed to leave without permission.


I vote Detroit, lots of empty land, bring in FEMA trailers. Of course they would have to be protected from the local predatory population, which might be difficult.

Posted by: Colin at November 19, 2015 07:52 AM (8BlfF)

104
By increasing the number of muslims entering the country they increase their base. That's why you won't see many Christian refugees, besides a few tokens.
Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 07:03 AM (7v/r5)

However, that would be offset by a jihadist attack on NYC or LA or DC would it not? After 9/11 Michael Moore complained about al Queda attacking a blue city instead of Texas (which would have been fine as far as he was concerned).

Leftists simply can't grasp that to the Muzzies, an infidel is an infidel, whether it's Ted Cruz or that stupid scrunt Madonna.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at November 19, 2015 07:53 AM (P8951)

105 Head flying off on a gif? That's more of a "Reverse Cowgirl" IYKWIM.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 07:53 AM (xq1UY)

106 Why scream "Help me" right before the boom?
Sorry chicka, you're on your own.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 07:52 AM (GWm7j)


Maybe to sucker in security personnel into the blast radius, killing them?

Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2015 07:55 AM (Lc+NQ)

107 They can synchronize watches to choreograph simultaneous murder rampages, but showing up to work at or before 0700 would be imposing arbitrary Western linear time fictions on their organic heartbeat-based soul clocks.

I may have embellished the wording a bit for dramatic effect. But that's the argument I had to swallow yesterday.

Posted by: Spellcheck at November 19, 2015 07:55 AM (j+aWk)

108 My older brother had Fox Business on Tuesday & told me that on Varney show, several said Hillary is very ill.
_________________________

That's rumor has been around for a while now, at least since she fell and had to be hospitalized for several days, and was then photographed wearing those "stroke victim" eyeglasses.

Then there was Huma's e-mail the other day, reminding the recipient that he needed to repeat things to Hillary, because she's often very confused.

Whatever is going with her health, it's something that should be -- but we all know won't be -- disclosed to voters.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 19, 2015 07:55 AM (a31sM)

109 Flying Head Syndrome. Doesn't exist until Muldoon gives it a barkycare code.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 07:56 AM (WVsWD)

110
Saint Denis terrorists were preparing to commit imminent attacks at Charles de Gaulle Airport.

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How many were still alive after the attacks on Paris? Plus, not sure if the ones who fled to Belgium cd cross back with heighten security. Glad it was foiled.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 07:56 AM (iQIUe)

111 Rearranging the deck chairs is fine, but don't lose sight of the big picture.

Store food, water, and ammo.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 19, 2015 07:58 AM (u5gzz)

112 Scankles is going after comedians who are poking fun at her. I have some news for the haggard and corrupt scrunt, the courts have ruled long ago that politicians and other public figures are fair game for comedians, and not everybody will roll over for your shit.


http://bit.ly/1SZ9hCw

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:46 AM (t2KH5)


I dodged snipers and shit!

Posted by: Hillary! at November 19, 2015 07:58 AM (97B9R)

113 "Then there was Huma's e-mail the other day, reminding the recipient that he needed to repeat things to Hillary, because she's often very confused."

Depending on the type and how long the Stroke lasts this is a common symptom. I am still recovering my memory from the Stroke I had back in 2012.

Some of the things you can forget. I won't go into but yeah, it can be very bad.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 07:58 AM (WVsWD)

114 Wasn't Frank Zappa Syrian? They all sorta look like him.

Posted by: Wind Breaker at November 19, 2015 07:58 AM (4VjUF)

115 I think they would feel right at home in Oakland, yes?
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 19, 2015 07:47 AM (O7MnT)

I'm sure Ben Affleck has a nice big mansion. I'm sure he could easily take in 20.

In fact, someone needs to start a #Hollywoodcelebadoptarufagee program. It would be a wonderful way for them to really virtue signal. They could appear on Oprah with their pet refugees.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at November 19, 2015 07:59 AM (P8951)

116 Trivial Pursuer,
Yes, Mrs. Clinton's health condition as they are now M should be public.
We were led to believe it was only after her fall? If it really was that.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 07:59 AM (D+VYk)

117 Naw, more goat cheese artisians. Must be a severe shortage of craft cheese makers.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Some are even skilled clock makers. There's a shortage with the recent departure of Ahmed and his family.

Posted by: dogfish at November 19, 2015 07:59 AM (0O2Lr)

118 >>How many were still alive after the attacks on Paris? Plus, not sure if the ones who fled to Belgium cd cross back with heighten security. Glad it was foiled.

In France? Probably hundreds if not thousands.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 07:59 AM (/tuJf)

119 I feel like, to Obama, the fact that he would be flooding the country with anti-American Mohammdans falls under "Feature Not Bug."

Posted by: V the K at November 19, 2015 07:59 AM (O7MnT)

120 There was a gif floating around where the guy blew himself up and his headdress goes flying up in the air 30 feet. Some round gray object comes barreling towards the camera. Took me a while to realize it is they idiot's head.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 08:00 AM (iQIUe)

121 >>>That's rumor has been around for a while now, at least since she fell
and had to be hospitalized for several days, and was then photographed
wearing those "stroke victim" eyeglasses.



Then there was Huma's e-mail the other day, reminding the recipient
that he needed to repeat things to Hillary, because she's often very
confused.



Whatever is going with her health, it's something that should be -- but we all know won't be -- disclosed to voters.
.
.
.I agree. That fall she had was IMO a stroke. I have seen three people now that have suffered strokes and she looked and acted exactly like them in the immediate recovery process.

I think her health is seriously deteriorating and that email from Huma saying she often gets confused should be troubling to anyone that intends to vote for her.

Once the campaign season really heats up she isn't going to be able to keep up.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2015 08:00 AM (iONHu)

122 Heh @92. I got lost in Oakland last week. It was no fun..

Posted by: small town girl no longer banned! at November 19, 2015 08:00 AM (LImvu)

123 I vote Detroit, lots of empty land, bring in FEMA trailers. Of course they would have to be protected from the local predatory population, which might be difficult.
____________________

Jeff Sessions has pointed out that it costs taxpayers more to bring one Syrian to the U.S. than it would cost to shelter 12 in a temporary camp closer to their homeland.

Also, over 90% of the middle-east Muslims refugees that Obama has already brought into the U.S. over the past 7 years are on food stamps, Medicaid, and other forms of welfare.

We're $19 trillion in debt, with hundreds of trillions more in unfunded liabilities, and we can't afford to keep bringing in hundreds of thousands of lifelong welfare dependents from the Third World.

Aside from the terrorism aspect, financially this "refugee" plan is just idiotic.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 19, 2015 08:01 AM (a31sM)

124 Three year old widows? They do marry early!

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:01 AM (D+VYk)

125 The leftoids don't want us mobilizing as a national whole to fight ISIS b/c they want to focus on the REAL enemy-the GOP.

We live in an insane asylum.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2015 08:01 AM (g8Hfr)

126 ...and Ace gets an Instalanche for the Tom Friedman piece...

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 19, 2015 08:02 AM (u5gzz)

127 I think her health is seriously deteriorating and that email from Huma saying she often gets confused should be troubling to anyone that intends to vote for her.

Once the campaign season really heats up she isn't going to be able to keep up.


"No, Hillary, you are supposed to vote FOR the Tea Party takeover"
Confuse the bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 08:03 AM (GWm7j)

128 8 widows and orphans from Syria caught in Laredo.


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 08:03 AM (fWAjv)

129 Clinton removes official? It's headline on Fox Business. It must be campaign official.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:03 AM (D+VYk)

130 Not to worry, I'm going to play Cowboys and Indians myself.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at November 19, 2015 08:03 AM (4pjhs)

131 Using Detroit would have a deleterious effect on nearby Dearborn, which I know you'll say couldn't get much worse, but, truly, does have some surviving ME Christians in its populace. Couple of whom run decent wine stores in my town.

I'd use the Japanese internment as a model. Put them in a climate they recognize, guard towers should be nothing new if they ain't lyin, and set up some schools to teach, you know, all that stuff we made the German POW's learn before we let them go home. But mostly English.

Yes it would take a year just to vet the instructors, but, maybe we could recruit a kinda-sorta Foreign Legion.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 08:03 AM (xq1UY)

132 She probably yelled "help me" to bring people in closer.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2015 08:04 AM (8HTq1)

133 Depending on the type and how long the Stroke lasts this is a common symptom. I am still recovering my memory from the Stroke I had back in 2012.

Some of the things you can forget. I won't go into but yeah, it can be very bad.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 07:58 AM (WVsWD)

I'm sorry to hear that.

In Hill's case, I have a hunch pouring quantities of booze down her gullet doesn't help the memory problems.

It's unfortunate for her. Liars need good memories.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at November 19, 2015 08:04 AM (P8951)

134 That's like when FDR declared war on Japan: think about it: _that's exactly what Japan was hoping we'd do!_ When they launched a surprise attack on our naval base, sunk ships, destroyed aircraft and killed our men they were probably hoping we'd react with violence, and FDR played right into their hands!

Same with Hitler when he invaded Poland: he was just _hoping_ Great Britain and France would declare war, and they stupidly fell for it. When he declared war on the US and we declared war right back, he actually won because that's what he wanted us to do.

Won't we ever learn from history?

Posted by: docweasel at November 19, 2015 08:04 AM (XxzcU)

135 119 I feel like, to Obama, the fact that he would be flooding the country with anti-American Mohammdans falls under "Feature Not Bug."

The colonization will proceed.

Posted by: Caliph Barky I at November 19, 2015 08:05 AM (yvwr7)

136 Vic could make "But impeachment is off the table" a running daily comment, in the vein of J.J. Sefton and Allen G.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2015 08:05 AM (sdi6R)

137 I only fall after 9 or 10 drinks! 'hic'

Posted by: Hillary! at November 19, 2015 08:06 AM (97B9R)

138 However, that would be offset by a jihadist attack on NYC or LA or DC would it not?

Not really.

When... not if ... a terror attack on NYC, DC, or LA on the scale of Paris, Mumbai, or Beslan happens... the left will rally around the Mohammedans and warn against reprisals, intolerance, and hate speech.

Posted by: V the K at November 19, 2015 08:07 AM (O7MnT)

139 "CNN: Global Temps reached the highest ever, ever, ever. Paris conference should be the most important ever, the hell with this Islamic dustup,
lets get on with the real worry."

The MSM hate when the narrative is interrupted by reality that cannot be ignored (hate facts). However they are working double overtime to get the LIV's and wavering politicians back in line and regular broadcasting will resume shortly.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at November 19, 2015 08:07 AM (1BQGO)

140 92 Here's an idea... all the refugees go to the same city. One city in a blue state ... maybe Detroit, or Oakland, or Providence ... where they are monitored 24-7 and not allowed to leave without permission.

Washington DC--going to have to build a fence around that place anyway.

Posted by: some dope at November 19, 2015 08:07 AM (yvwr7)

141 Great.


Washington Police on Lookout for Four Suspicious Men with Beards Seen at Pentagon

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 08:07 AM (fWAjv)

142 I feel like, to Obama, the fact that he would be flooding the country with anti-American Mohammdans falls under "Feature Not Bug."

The colonization will proceed.




Yet people will STILL argue that he is not a muzzie.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 08:08 AM (GWm7j)

143 >>>>"Then there was Huma's e-mail the other day, reminding the recipient
that he needed to repeat things to Hillary, because she's often very
confused."



Depending on the type and how long the Stroke lasts this is a common
symptom. I am still recovering my memory from the Stroke I had back in
2012.



Some of the things you can forget. I won't go into but yeah, it can be very bad.
.
.
.One of my friends that had a stroke almost two years ago almost got shot by a Mexican father a few months ago. He went to the gas station got gas and went inside to pay. When he came out he went to the wrong car (it was the same color) and tried to get in. It was locked but there was a little Mexican girl sitting in the car and he convinced her to open the door and he got in the car. The girls Dad came up and had a fit but accepted his explanation when he told him what happened.

I tried to get him to tell me his thought process but he couldn't explain it. I still don't understand how he could think that was his car when he saw the Mexican girl sitting in it. It boggles my mind but from what I understand that can be common with stroke victims.

We do not need that behavior in a sitting President though.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2015 08:08 AM (iONHu)

144 When... not if ... a terror attack on NYC, DC, or LA on the scale of Paris, Mumbai, or Beslan happens... the left will rally around the Mohammedans and warn against reprisals, intolerance, and hate speech.

Posted by: V the K at November 19, 2015 08:07 AM (O7MnT)

The #IWillRideWithYou bullshit will be swift.

To show how understanding and multiculti they are.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 08:09 AM (fWAjv)

145 138
When... not if ... a terror attack on NYC, DC, or LA on the scale of Paris, Mumbai, or Beslan happens... the left will rally around the Mohammedans and warn against reprisals, intolerance, and hate speech.

Posted by: V the K at November 19, 2015 08:07 AM (O7MnT)


They will blame it on "Republican budget cuts". Never mind that the Republicans didn't cut anything. They'll find an instance where the Democrats demanded an increase in funding for something, the Republicans opposed it, and voila! Republican budget cuts.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2015 08:09 AM (sdi6R)

146 Tim in Illinois,
I'm sorry to hear you had stroke in 2012.

But you are not running to be POTUS.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:10 AM (D+VYk)

147
Two Israelis stabbed to death - one wounded.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 08:10 AM (iQIUe)

148 "We do not need that behavior in a sitting President though. "

I agree. Strokes should be a disqualifier but I think that is covered in the "physically unable to preform duties"?

It should also disqualify you from serving in the House or Senate.

Yeah, Mark Kirk, I'm talking about you.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 08:12 AM (WVsWD)

149 That I will ride with you bs was so fake from the get go. A prog wet dream. But question it and you're a racisssstttt!

There is something seriously wrong with the UK, Aus, and NZ.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 08:12 AM (iQIUe)

150 Man bitten by vampire: Ugh... I'm turning... you guys better kill me now before it's too late!

Liberal: No! Don't kill him! That's exactly what he *wants* you to do!

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 08:13 AM (I9EDo)

151 If we don't admit millions of terrorists from "Syria", then the terrorists have won!


And with robust vetting procedures based on what the DoD did with MAJ Hasan and the intel follow-up like DHS and the FBI did with the Tsarnaevs, the politicians have nothing to worry about.

We citizens, on the other hand, have plenty to worry about, starting with Speaker Ryan of the Uniparty Establishment Cartel!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 08:13 AM (ftVQq)

152 147
Two Israelis stabbed to death - one wounded.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 08:10 AM (iQIUe)

In a synagogue.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 08:13 AM (fWAjv)

153 But you are not running to be POTUS.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:10 AM (D+VYk)

???

That was not a defense of shillary. Just a description of what Strokes can do.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 08:13 AM (WVsWD)

154 TFG is a mudlim. No doubt at all in my mind.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:13 AM (D+VYk)

155 >>Racist agitator DeRay Mckesson opens his twitter and shows how grossly stupid he is.
http://bit.ly/1l7ag8j

No no no no no! Not stupid at all - treasonous.

#BLM has joined with CAIR and Palestinian activists, and is financed by Soros' CAP.

#BLM is also now working with the campus Maoists, along with Obama's OFA.

Do the math: all of these anti-American groups, and our president's former campaign org-turned-501c are working together to start a revolution.

*Fun fact: OFA still manages Obama's twitter account.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 08:13 AM (NOIQH)

156
Re : Princeton students vs. Woodrow Wilson.
I understand not wanting to encourage the Special Snowflakes, but Woodrow Wilson WAS a PoS, and more or less the President who started us down this "Progressive" rabbit hole in the first place...
Evil vs. (dead) Evil there.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 19, 2015 08:13 AM (9TK8E)

157 @114 Troll. Leave Frank Zappa aloooone!

Both ends of Italy, smidgen of French, the nose was Greek.
I'm calling for a bannin here. Zappa was a great American.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 08:14 AM (xq1UY)

158 But don't forget to not tarnish the quran or a mosque.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 08:14 AM (fWAjv)

159 When... not if ... a terror attack on NYC, DC, or LA on the scale of Paris, Mumbai, or Beslan happens... the left will rally around the Mohammedans and warn against reprisals, intolerance, and hate speech.



As long as the muzzies stick to blue cities, I'll have to agree with the left.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 08:14 AM (GWm7j)

160 "When... not if ... a terror attack on NYC, DC, or LA on the scale of
Paris, Mumbai, or Beslan happens... the left will rally around the
Mohammedans and warn against reprisals, intolerance, and hate speech."

I'm sure the Dems are working on a response. As you say, it is not "if" but "when". No doubt many of their ignorant base and many LIV's will fall in line but they are going to lose huge numbers that cannot be replaced by the New Americans (yet) at the polls. I'm thinking single, white, women might start thinking their life is more important than late term abortion and imaginary rape.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at November 19, 2015 08:15 AM (1BQGO)

161 >>No no no no no! Not stupid at all - treasonous.

He can be both. Obama is.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 08:15 AM (/tuJf)

162 Tim in Illinois,

I didn't intend to offend you. If I did, I'm very sorry.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:15 AM (D+VYk)

163 Good morning

Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 08:16 AM (3ZtZW)

164 Carol,

Didn't offend at all.

Just left me wondering was all.

All is good.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 08:16 AM (WVsWD)

165 141. Hipsters

Posted by: Wind Breaker at November 19, 2015 08:16 AM (4VjUF)

166 I added a very chimey pot-lid resonator to my new handmade gitbox. Now, I can play guitar just like a-ringin' a bell -- just like Johnny B.Goode. #BuildYourOwn

Posted by: Spellcheck at November 19, 2015 08:17 AM (j+aWk)

167 Tim in Illinois,
Thanks.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:19 AM (D+VYk)

168 So it's true. Tim really has forgotten more than mostayaz will ever know.
Screw it. I'm a-votin for Tim. Who's with me?

Some may forget, the US has already had a terror attack bigger than Paris. And everything was Sweet Land of Liberty for 2, maybe 3 days. Long enough for me to embarrass myself forever by writing to a young Marine I knew, in yon sandbox, telling him everything was going to be different now. And then the reliable Left started blaming us for it. The pattern is set, they can't change, they'll do it again.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 08:19 AM (xq1UY)

169 Maybe 'The Walking Dead' needs a new character who counsels against killing the zombies because "It's what they want us to do."

Posted by: V the K at November 19, 2015 08:19 AM (O7MnT)

170 157.. Explain Sheik Yerbouti. BTW, I'm a huge FZ fan. Saw him live at least 3 times.

Posted by: Wind Breaker at November 19, 2015 08:20 AM (4VjUF)

171 Paul Ryan should not be Speaker.
We knew it would be more of the same BS & we are right.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:20 AM (D+VYk)

172 Donald Trump said something about food stamps and some protester stood up and started yelling. Security removed him.

So the Donald says, 'I mention food stamps and that guy, seriously overweight by the way, gets all upset.' (Maybe not exact words but close)

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 08:20 AM (7v/r5)

173 There is something seriously wrong with the UK, Aus, and NZ.Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 08:12 AM (iQIUe)

---

Yes, with us, it's mainly a problem affecting our politicians and media. But that still may be enough to sink us. And yes, the ride with you hoax was incredible. Just a woman who saw a woman on a bus wearing a burqa and fantasized the whole thing, like Rik in the Young Ones fantasized about being the People's poet, defending minorities againt the police with his poetry.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 08:20 AM (I9EDo)

174 When... not if ... a terror attack on NYC, DC, or LA on the scale of Paris, Mumbai, or Beslan happens... the left will rally around the Mohammedans and warn against reprisals, intolerance, and hate speech.

====

Ya know, I was thinking about that. If a Beslan occurred in an urban majority black school I don't think anybody could stop the backlash.

Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 08:21 AM (3ZtZW)

175 In other "news", Jimmy beat PC Principal's ass on South Park last night.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 08:21 AM (q/kmn)

176 I'm sitting here listening to Jen Psaki try to explain and defend the Obama administration's response to ISIS. I can't believe this country has sunk so low that this Howdy Dowdy looking fuck has any place at all in government and I am supposed to take her seriously.

What a sick joke we've become.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 08:22 AM (/tuJf)

177 "Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 08:19 AM (xq1UY)

I LoLed.



For about 6 months after that stroke, if my Wife was not with me to remind me, I could not even remember my last name when I went to get meds, unless I looked at my DL.

I still have short term memory problems so your vote would be wasted on me.

Thanks for the LoL though.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 08:22 AM (WVsWD)

178 Trump had over 11,000 at an event here in Massachusetts, out on Worcester.
They briefly mentioned protestors but I didn't see any video of them.
I'm watching Fox Boston, until they start repeating same stories.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:23 AM (D+VYk)

179 I need a safe space and it has to be here. Therefore, I ask, no, demand, all Lutherans be banned from this thread. If I don't get what I want I will not post on this thread again and you will all be racist by not hearing from me. My demands do not need to make sense but you must fulfill my wishes on this subject or I will storm the office of the administrator of this thread and draw a poop swastika on the floor. It won't be just any poop either. It will be poop from a seeing eye dog.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 19, 2015 08:23 AM (22uju)

180 And, I hate to say this, but listening to Trump on Breitbart this morning, all I could think of was he's a mix of Huckabee and Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 08:23 AM (q/kmn)

181 Sort of bitterly amusing that the progtards have now turned on progtard Woodrow Wilson. He was one of the idiots who introduced the Progressive cancer into this nation.

Yeah, he was a racist. But he was guilty of much, much worse than that.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at November 19, 2015 08:24 AM (P8951)

182 >>He can be both. Obama is.

Sure, he probably is stupid, too.
However, the #BLM group is likening the victimhood of blacks in America to Islamaphobia against Muslim-Americans, the victimhood of Palestinians in Israel, and now Muslim refugees in Europe.

Coincidence that while Obama in Manilla was accusing GOP of discriminating against refugees while McKesson is back home questioning French authorities? Don't they both have the same goal - stopping authorities from adequately protecting citizens from terrorists?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 08:24 AM (NOIQH)

183 After what happened in my home city thanks to their adopted brothers the moonbats across the river in Cambridge just elected their first nuts muzzie city counselor. Blue doesn't learn unless it personally is mugged and even then often not.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 19, 2015 08:25 AM (A1Dcl)

184 I still have short term memory problems so your vote would be wasted on me.

Thanks for the LoL though.




I voted for Tim.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 08:25 AM (GWm7j)

185 And who doesn't like Sheik Yerbouti? That album's a masterpiece, even if you don't normally like Zappa.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 08:25 AM (q/kmn)

186 187th!!!!!11!! Where's my trophy?

Posted by: Delicate Flower at November 19, 2015 08:26 AM (9eYoy)

187 A little privacy here? Takin' a pee...

Posted by: Barack Obama, Historic First Sitting President at November 19, 2015 08:26 AM (J3phO)

188 I'm an over achiever!!!11!!

Posted by: Delicate Flower at November 19, 2015 08:26 AM (9eYoy)

189 Michael Ansara was a Syrian.

Cool m'f-er.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 19, 2015 08:27 AM (oVJmc)

190 Old and busted: Just some random shootings.

New hotness: They deserved it.

Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at November 19, 2015 08:27 AM (afaIk)

191 And I'd like to think Frank Zappa would have something to say about all this PC crap.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 08:29 AM (q/kmn)

192 @170 Explain "Ahab The A-rab" then. Chayzus. I knew a bunch of fuckheads in college who had the Zappa-Crappa poster and played the grooves off all his dirty lyrics. Boy was that guy funny. They couldn't even follow his chord charts.

Yah sure Zappa could make with the joke. But his declared religion was "Musician" and he sure as hell was. Also, anti-drug, and a conservative.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 08:29 AM (xq1UY)

193 Tim, Mark Kirk should have been disqualified long before his stroke. Have you ever met the man? Insufferable!!

Posted by: Scanner Dan at November 19, 2015 08:29 AM (LHrrs)

194 "I voted for Tim."

I can't remember if I did, or I didn't.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 08:29 AM (ptqRm)

195 Every day with this Administration, you have to dig in your heels and fight tooth and claw just to limit the damage they are trying to do.

Posted by: V the K at November 19, 2015 08:29 AM (O7MnT)

196 >>Coincidence that while Obama in Manilla was accusing GOP of discriminating against refugees while McKesson is back home questioning French authorities? Don't they both have the same goal - stopping authorities from adequately protecting citizens from terrorists?

It's not a coincidence at all. In fact, it's highly coordinated. OFA has been working to build a nation of community organizers based on Alinsky tactics and you can see it in everything they do.

Make them live up to their own principles.
Overwhelm the system.
Pick a target, freeze it, personalize it, polarize it.

This is what the left has become and they will keep at it until we stop them. Easiest way to stop them is to say FYNQ but far too many have shown they don't have the balls to do whether it is in the halls of Congress or a college campus.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 08:29 AM (/tuJf)

197 "Sort of bitterly amusing that the progtards have now turned on progtard Woodrow Wilson."


They have no idea that he was one of their own and couldn't care less. Just a random, convenient target. Take note libs in academia. NONE of you are safe from your special snowflakes. (Double-plus good feeling).

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at November 19, 2015 08:29 AM (1BQGO)

198 Well, well, well.....Seems the Nations largest insurer is talking about leaving the Obamacare exchange.

"United health Group, the largest insurance company in the U.S., on Thursday slashed it's earnings outlook citing new problems related to Obamacare, and told investors it may exit the program's exchanges".

Seems the overestimated the amount of $$$ they would get from young healthy people signing up and they are losing a ton of money in the exchanges complying with all the mandates in Obamacare. You would think they would be smarter than that, but they fell for the Fed promise to make good all of their losses.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2015 08:30 AM (iONHu)

199
Some may forget, the US has already had a terror attack bigger than Paris. And everything was Sweet Land of Liberty for 2, maybe 3 days. Long enough for me to embarrass myself forever by writing to a young Marine I knew, in yon sandbox, telling him everything was going to be different now. And then the reliable Left started blaming us for it. The pattern is set, they can't change, they'll do it again.

I said it before and I'll say it again: history will damn Dubya more for not hanging every goddamned congressional Democrat for treason than for anything else the feckless clown did during his eight years in office.

Pupdate: her red blood cell count is up, though not to full strength. She ate a little last night and the hospital thinks she should be well enough to come home today. Still a lot of care and follow up to be done. Thanks for all your prayers.

See you later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2015 08:31 AM (X6fMO)

200 I still have short term memory problems so your vote would be wasted on me.

Thanks for the LoL though.



I voted for Tim.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 08:31 AM (Jk+3L)

201 Barry can't keep up with lip syncing as president. Hr uses Ugh, and other words to get his thoughts together or wait for the TelePrompTer.
TOTUS.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:32 AM (D+VYk)

202 "Have you ever met the man? Insufferable!! "

Unfortunately yes. When he was running for the empty seat.

I was unimpressed.

Should have voted for Gianoulos. Would have gotten the same effect.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 08:32 AM (WVsWD)

203 I still have short term memory problems so your vote would be wasted on me.

In that case I may vote for you twice. I mean, you won't know, and who'd notice?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 08:32 AM (xq1UY)

204 Anyone up for an enima?
I'm buyin'.

Posted by: Michael Kenyon at November 19, 2015 08:33 AM (9dklw)

205 Hey Tim, you got that $20 you owe me?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 08:33 AM (/tuJf)

206 but they fell for the Fed promise to make good all of their losses. "

Ahem. The "Fed" will make good. It's part of the payoff, er, Potowmack Two Step.

Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at November 19, 2015 08:33 AM (C9pBZ)

207 >>It's not a coincidence at all. In fact, it's highly coordinated.

Exactly. Just don't want to laugh off a strategic tweet like McKesson's as "stupid" when it is part of such a coordinated effort.

McKesson is the one now teaching a course at Yale, right? An ISIS refuge apologist -- no wonder those Yale students are such a mess.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 08:34 AM (NOIQH)

208 It's amazing how important speculative armchair psychoanalysis is to lefties. If they think a police officer whoshot a thug is racist, it doesn't matter if he's vindicated by the facts. They'll still go after him.

If they think that terrorists want you to do X, it doesn't mayter if X is the most reasonable course of action for stopping the terrorists, and that the terrorists would be irrational to desire it. You must not do X.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 08:34 AM (I9EDo)

209 Good Morning, Horde.


Well, I'm good and pissed the fuck off to start the day.

Who's with me?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2015 08:36 AM (gW5Vg)

210
Corrupt pederast Senator is under investigation in Utah.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 19, 2015 06:45 AM (t2KH5)









He didn't declare on his taxes when he was comped at the Tangiers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 08:36 AM (o98Jz)

211 Lefties only listen to facts when they confirm their biases.

This is the universal truth of lefties, IME.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 08:37 AM (q/kmn)

212 And next year Congress will try to push all Military onto Fredocare.....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 08:38 AM (gf8BH)

213 >>They have no idea that he was one of their own and couldn't care less.

While it's entertaining they're going after a Lefty this time, this is a sickening march to erase US history, polarize past leaders. They've already started removing Confederate history from the public square - how far will they go? In 10 years will campuses have buildings named after Che, Mao, etc?

Ugh, I think I need coffee!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 08:39 AM (NOIQH)

214 'The idea that somehow they pose a more significant threat than all the tourists who pour into the United States every single day just doesn't jive with reality,'

o.O

Eloquent.

At least he didn't pop off.


*who the F started the meme that this fu*ker is eloquent. **smacks knuckles with a ruler.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 08:39 AM (fWAjv)

215 DiFi is very worried something bad is going to happen here.
A dem admits it? Wow.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:39 AM (D+VYk)

216 Is Rousey still a liberal since her injury?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 08:39 AM (I9EDo)

217 I think I voted for Tim.

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 08:40 AM (ftVQq)

218 Well, I'm good and pissed the fuck off to start the day.

Who's with me?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2015 08:36 AM (gW5Vg)

For the past eight years or so I've been there.

Cheers!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 08:40 AM (fWAjv)

219 >>Who's with me?

*raises hand*

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 08:40 AM (NOIQH)

220 They have no idea that he was one of their own and couldn't care less. Just a random, convenient target. Take note libs in academia. NONE of you are safe from your special snowflakes. (Double-plus good feeling).

Release me.

Posted by: Schadenboner at November 19, 2015 08:41 AM (XkVXQ)

221 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 08:36 AM (o98Jz)


"Your winnings, Senator Reid!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 08:41 AM (ftVQq)

222 Italians are looking for five men in Italy & France is worried about both biological & chemical attacks!

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:41 AM (D+VYk)

223 Look, sure, a terror attack in D.C. or New York would be a setback, and I'd feel for the families of the dead, but you have to know there will be challenges in our road to peace, and America will just have to adapt to a certain level of regular losses. But, have no fear America: I will not be deterred!

Posted by: King Barack Le Premiere at November 19, 2015 08:41 AM (TxJGV)

224 For the past eight years or so I've been there.

Cheers!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 08:40 AM (fWAjv)



Oh it's been, at least, a low simmering boil for quite some time now, but I'm at the point of just pointing at people and declaring "FUCK. YOU."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2015 08:42 AM (gW5Vg)

225 @213 In 10 years will campuses have buildings named after Che, Mao, etc?

See Vic's link @10. Not only are they here, but you can't close them, either.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 08:42 AM (xq1UY)

226 FROM: HH23

TO: Abedin, Huma

SUBJECT: Iced Tead

Huma love, page Jan and have her email me if I voted for 'Tim?'

Thx

-HH

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 08:42 AM (fWAjv)

227 BCochran,
I've been pissed since Election Day 2008! So, I'm with you.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:43 AM (D+VYk)

228 http://tinyurl.com/plvte3u

A gift to all of those making fun of my memory.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 08:43 AM (WVsWD)

229 Fight or flight. The rabbits freeze and hope they blend in. When that fails they run . This strategy does not work well for Countries, which can neither hide nor run. How are these people in charge of anything beyond a kindergarten class is hard to explain.

Posted by: simplemind at November 19, 2015 08:44 AM (BTnAK)

230 Where's Tim?

Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg at November 19, 2015 08:44 AM (XkVXQ)

231 "Explain Sheik Yerbouti."


I think they killed him the other night in Paris.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 19, 2015 08:44 AM (auAwG)

232 "Where's Tim?"

Who's Tim?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 08:44 AM (ptqRm)

233 We do not need that behavior in a sitting President though. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2015 08:08 AM (iONHu)

So, you would be OK with me if I promised to never sit? Standing or comatose will be my only two posture choices, I swear by it on Huma's pointy head.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 19, 2015 08:45 AM (97B9R)

234 Possibly that kick in the head reversed Rousey's brain injury.
And if so? TIM/ROUSEY 2016!!11!
Vote twice! Who's gonna know?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 08:45 AM (xq1UY)

235 Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 08:43 AM (WVsWD)


I don't remember anyone making fun of um, er, ....

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 08:45 AM (ftVQq)

236 So, Obama mocks governors for being scared of "widows and orphans" and in France we've learned that 'mastermind's' cousin wife used suicide bomb (in failed attempt to lure police in first), and 'mastermind' pissed off his family by taking hos 13 year old brother to Syria to train as an ISIS warrior.

Anyone in the media or GOP pointing this out???

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 08:45 AM (NOIQH)

237 Remember to vote for Tim!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 08:45 AM (AoLFQ)

238 "This strategy does not work well for Countries, which can neither hide nor run."

The nation of Palestine.

They insist that it exists.

Seems pretty well hidden to me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 08:46 AM (ptqRm)

239 Should have kept my darn mouth shut.

What were we talking about. I forgot?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 08:46 AM (WVsWD)

240 The creamier you are, the more likelier you are to belong to BLM. What's the name for lighter skin blacks? Is there a word for that? Dolezaleans?

Posted by: bjk at November 19, 2015 08:46 AM (x2rNW)

241 2 murdered in Tel Aviv stabbing attack
Third victim moderately-seriously wounded by Palestinian in southern Tel Aviv stabbing attack just outside a synagogue.

Talk about france all yu want....but THIS is an eeryday occurence in Israel....and Fuck Fredo and Kerry who condone this shit by thier words and deeds

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 08:47 AM (gf8BH)

242 "Should have kept my darn mouth shut. "

First rule of the Horde....
Never give the Horde an opening.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 08:47 AM (ptqRm)

243 Should have kept my darn mouth shut.

What were we talking about. I forgot?



If they're teasing you, they love you.
If they're ignoring you ........

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 08:47 AM (AoLFQ)

244 Tim in Illinois,
I'm glad I wasn't hungry or that code pink fatty would've killed my appetite!

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:48 AM (D+VYk)

245 236 So, Obama mocks governors for being scared of "widows and orphans" and in France we've learned that 'mastermind's' cousin wife used suicide bomb (in failed attempt to lure police in first), and 'mastermind' pissed off his family by taking hos 13 year old brother to Syria to train as an ISIS warrior.

Anyone in the media or GOP pointing this out???

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 08:45 AM (NOIQH)



11 year old female suicide bomber in Nigeria.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/18/africa/nigeria-blasts/index.html

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2015 08:48 AM (gW5Vg)

246 Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 08:46 AM (WVsWD)


Tin, I'm glad you haven't forgotten how to have a sense of humor, although today might be one of those days!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 08:48 AM (ftVQq)

247 Change you can forget about!

Posted by: Tim/Rousey 2016 at November 19, 2015 08:48 AM (XkVXQ)

248
Oh it's been, at least, a low simmering boil for quite some time now, but I'm at the point of just pointing at people and declaring "FUCK. YOU."

Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2015 08:49 AM (X6fMO)

249 "Change you can forget about!"

I am so stealing that.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 08:49 AM (WVsWD)

250 Oh it's been, at least, a low simmering boil for quite some time now, but I'm at the point of just pointing at people and declaring "FUCK. YOU."

Welcome to my world.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2015 08:49 AM (X6fMO)

People see me walking down the street and cross to the other side and I am proud as shit by that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 08:50 AM (gf8BH)

251 Imagine the joy of forgetting that Obama is preaident and how fucked up the country and the world are.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2015 08:50 AM (8HTq1)

252 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2015 08:48 AM (gW5Vg)

Yo Cochran!

This sort of thing doesn't fit the "No True Muslim Test" narrative, so it doesn't need to be reported and shouldn't be used for political purposes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 08:51 AM (ftVQq)

253 Soda can bombs to take down airliners.


This new Hope and Change reality is making satire obsolete:

Pepsi Introduces New Cans: One to Celebrate Skinny Women, Another to Honor Muslim Terrorists


https://naturalfake.wordpress.com/2011/02/10/pepsi-

introduces-new-cans-one-to-celebrate-skinny-women-

another-to-honor-muslim-terrorists/


Yep, it's on my crapblog and it's old. But hey, reality's catching up.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 19, 2015 08:51 AM (KUa85)

254 Italians are looking for five men in Italy --Carol

Ah, the Diogenes inquiry.
I'm nominating Fabrizio Quattrocchi. And I say he counts for two.

Julius Caesar, a mafioso; Brutus. Actually Cicero was kind of a wimp.
But all those Horatius brothers, and their dad?
And Saint Gabriel Possenti.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 08:51 AM (xq1UY)

255 French hospitals and emergency services across the country have been supplied with the most powerful antidote to sarin and other nerve gas chemicals for the first time.

The move demonstrates how the authorities are preparing for chemical and biological warfare with ISIS terrorists, after the French Prime Minister warned the French parliament of such attacks just yesterday.


Fredo responds by promising to close Gitmo again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 08:51 AM (gf8BH)

256 Oops - remove extra spaces in above internet address.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 19, 2015 08:52 AM (KUa85)

257 >>11 year old female suicide bomber in Nigeria.

Doesn't mention it in the article, but that's one of the kidnapped Christian school girls, right?

Boko Haram either sells them into marriage or forces them to be suicide bombers. There have been several of these attacks.

Now where are all those #BringBackOurGirls posers???

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 08:52 AM (NOIQH)

258 The left is like and Indonesian man who becomes so enraged by believing the lies he tells himself, that he cuts off and eats his own penis, in order to overcome his heartache.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 08:52 AM (I9EDo)

259 In the last 24 hours:

Police on lookout for 4 suspicious bearded men spotted at Pentagon

5 Muslim foreign nationals arrested on Ohio turnpike

6 Syrians with fake passports on the way to the US arrested in Honduras

8 Syrian migrants arrested at Texas border near Laredo

Posted by: Alf767 at November 19, 2015 08:53 AM (iI8KF)

260 Indonesian man who becomes so enraged by believing the lies he tells himself, that he cuts off and eats his own penis, in order to overcome his heartache.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 08:52 AM (I9EDo)

But that only works once?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 08:54 AM (gf8BH)

261 The left is like and Indonesian man who becomes so enraged by believing the lies he tells himself, that he cuts off and eats his own penis, in order to overcome his heartache.

Courage!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 19, 2015 08:54 AM (XkVXQ)

262 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 08:51 AM (gf8BH)


Really depressing when a lefty Frog President cares a bit more for his country than our left's ideal president cares for "our" country!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 08:54 AM (ftVQq)

263
can we get people to stop calling the belgian goatfucker a 'mastermind'?
He was a criminal terrorist loser who ended up bullet riddled as he deserved. We gotta find a better adjective for the dead terrorist.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2015 08:54 AM (/eTPT)

264 "I think I am becoming a God." --Caesar Augustus, 14 AD
"Dammit, I've become a meme!" --Tim in Illinois, can't remember when.

Tim, you have arrived. You're [this] close to immortal. Well played, old man.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 08:54 AM (xq1UY)

265 RWC,
It must've been the one that loved the crease in TFG's pants that started saying he was eloquent?
I don't know who it was.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:54 AM (D+VYk)

266 Police on lookout for 4 suspicious bearded men spotted at Pentagon

Must be the Fredo Admin muslim cultural advisors?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 08:55 AM (gf8BH)

267 WH Communications Director Jen Psaki (remember her?) just now on CNN: "Military might will not defeat ISIS."
IOW, "We can't win this war by winning it."

Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 08:55 AM (S9rS1)

268 259 In the last 24 hours:

Police on lookout for 4 suspicious bearded men spotted at Pentagon

5 Muslim foreign nationals arrested on Ohio turnpike

6 Syrians with fake passports on the way to the US arrested in Honduras

8 Syrian migrants arrested at Texas border near Laredo

Posted by: Alf767 at November 19, 2015 08:53 AM (iI8KF)

Just like regular tourists who come here everyday.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 08:55 AM (fWAjv)

269 Yo Cochran!

This sort of thing doesn't fit the "No True Muslim Test" narrative, so it doesn't need to be reported and shouldn't be used for political purposes!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 08:51 AM (ftVQq)



Hrothgar, my man. Good to "see" you.

Yeah that DogEater is something. "ISIS is contained". They immediately start blowing shit up and slaughtering people all over Europe and Africa.

Mocks us for being frightened of women and children. We're seeing a rash of suicide bombings by women and the in Nigerian city of Kano, there were two suicide bombings carried about by 18 yr old and an 11 yr old girls.

Bang up job you dog eating dipshit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2015 08:55 AM (gW5Vg)

270 Posted by: Alf767 at November 19, 2015 08:53 AM (iI8KF)


Boy if that "robust" vetting wasn't already in place, we could be in real trouble!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 08:55 AM (ftVQq)

271
Don't fight the rapist, or the rapist wins.

Don't fight the racists, or the racists win.

Don't fight the Patriarchy, or the Patriarchy wins.

Don't fight the CBF, or the CBF wins.

---
i fought the law, and the law won

Posted by: Bobby F at November 19, 2015 08:55 AM (/eTPT)

272
Really depressing when a lefty Frog President cares a bit more for his country than our left's ideal president cares for "our" country!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 08:54 AM (ftVQq)


Yeah but not really...that dumb fuck still wants to take on 30,000 muzzies immediately...he is still a jack ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 08:55 AM (gf8BH)

273 Workers at Logan Airport are going on strike, but it was a tease to watch this hour.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:55 AM (D+VYk)

274 11 year old female suicide bomber in Nigeria.

===

Clearly these are damaged, deprived children who, growing up in George Bush's Middle East, have had their childhoods abruptly cut short. No child deserves to be exposed to such horrors and no child is 'born evil' - we simply must bring them here and give them good homes!

Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 08:56 AM (3ZtZW)

275 Sorry - called him 'mastermind' in scare quotes because I won't bother to learn his name.
How about goatf#cker ringleader?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 08:56 AM (NOIQH)

276 "I think I am becoming a God." --Caesar Augustus, 14 AD
"Dammit, I've become a meme!" --Tim in Illinois, can't remember when.

Tim, you have arrived. You're [this] close to immortal. Well played, old man.



So remember, vote early, vote often. Vote for Tim!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 08:56 AM (AoLFQ)

277 Workers at Logan Airport are going on strike, but it was a tease to watch this hour.
Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:55 AM (D+VYk)

And all 3 NYC/Newark Airports and Orlando and others

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 08:57 AM (gf8BH)

278 " Police on lookout for 4 suspicious bearded men spotted at Pentagon "

At a point not long in the future, we will simply assume that the Joint Chiefs have wandered off again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 08:57 AM (ptqRm)

279 President Barack Obama is right. If we hadn't let in Kenyan or
Indonesian widows and orphans , divorcees and bastards , refugees back in the 60s and 70s, where would we be?

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2015 08:57 AM (UzPAd)

280 HasMat situation in Boston.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:57 AM (D+VYk)

281 265 RWC,
It must've been the one that loved the crease in TFG's pants that started saying he was eloquent?
I don't know who it was.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:54 AM (D+VYk)

Thanks. Wasn't looking for anyone specific as the whole of the MSM repeats it. (But that was David Brooks)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 08:57 AM (fWAjv)

282 let's just ignore them!!!!! yeah!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 19, 2015 08:57 AM (0O7c5)

283 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2015 08:55 AM (gW5Vg)

BC: Glad you're up and about today.

One thing I've learned, never vote for anyone for any political office that admits, much less is proud of, the fact of having eaten a dog!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 08:58 AM (ftVQq)

284 "Oops - remove extra spaces in above internet address."

Somebody please test but it looks like the newest version of FF will do that automatic.

I only highlighted the first line and FF took me right to it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 08:58 AM (WVsWD)

285 Better Off, Fritz?

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:58 AM (D+VYk)

286 Ivy League Princeton Black Students Demand Woodrow Wilson School Be Renamed, Publicly Acknowledge Racist Legacy



Shockingly, Michelle Obamas alma mater.

Weasel Zippers

Do they want it named after Idi Amin? Now there was a swell guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 08:58 AM (gf8BH)

287 At a point not long in the future, we will simply assume that the Joint Chiefs have wandered off again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 08:57 AM (ptqRm)
*head thunk*

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 19, 2015 08:58 AM (0O7c5)

288
So, the CowGirl Jihadi's spine landed on a police car.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 08:59 AM (iQIUe)

289 Boko Haram either sells them into marriage or forces them to be suicide bombers. There have been several of these attacks.

===


Wasn't that a North Vietnamese tactic? Wiring up little girls with grenades?

Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 08:59 AM (3ZtZW)

290 279 President Barack Obama is right. If we hadn't let in Kenyan or
Indonesian widows and orphans , divorcees and bastards , refugees back in the 60s and 70s, where would we be?
Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2015 08:57 AM (UzPAd)

---

Now I'm pissed off again.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 19, 2015 08:59 AM (OWndX)

291 HasMat situation in Boston.
Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 08:57 AM (D+VYk)

Ah coome on....the Red Soxs are not that bad

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 08:59 AM (gf8BH)

292 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 08:55 AM (gf8BH)

Yes but he's only taking the True Muslims!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 08:59 AM (ftVQq)

293 One thing I've learned, never vote for anyone for any political office that admits, much less is proud of, the fact of having eaten a dog!



That's why you only vote for Tim!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 08:59 AM (AoLFQ)

294 "So remember, vote early, vote often. Vote for Tim!"

I have no clue what office I am running for but if nominated I will run, if elected, I will serve.

I think that is how that goes.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 09:00 AM (WVsWD)

295 Boston Hazmat was an arrestee with chemicals for cooking Meth on his person.

It's cleared now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:00 AM (ptqRm)

296 That Obama was eloquent was repeated by everyone,left and rightish.To disagree was racism straight up,yo!

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2015 09:00 AM (8HTq1)

297 OH! Tell me y'all saw what happened at Vanderbilt and the corresponding column at FoxSports?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2015 09:00 AM (gW5Vg)

298 The use of the word "Goat*uckers" is highly offensive.

Posted by: USMA Sexual Diversity Office at November 19, 2015 09:01 AM (22uju)

299 That Tim is quite the Enchanter.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2015 09:01 AM (PFy0L)

300 Nevergiveup,
Why are they striking?

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 09:01 AM (D+VYk)

301 67 Stripping Milli Vanilli of their Grammy plays right into ISISs hands.

Morning horde

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA

The Everly Brothers and Simon and Garfunkle are white and were able to keep their awards. Same with Johnny and Edgar Winter who are REALLY white. Coincidence?

Posted by: The Court Jester at November 19, 2015 09:01 AM (kfcYC)

302 I have no clue what office I am running for but if nominated I will run, if elected, I will serve.

I think that is how that goes.



**Golf clap**

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 09:01 AM (AoLFQ)

303 Nevergiveup,
Why are they striking?
Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 09:01 AM (D+VYk)

Money

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 09:01 AM (gf8BH)

304 Did Buzzion die of a stroke? Because he seems to have forgotten he's dead.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 19, 2015 09:01 AM (oVJmc)

305 That's why you only vote for Tim!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 08:59 AM (AoLFQ)

Tim is pretty sure he never ate a dog, so you can vote for Tim with confidence!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 09:01 AM (ftVQq)

306 297 Dude,for my sanity,I avoid that shit.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2015 09:02 AM (8HTq1)

307 Has anyone seen this "5-minute history" explaining the various factions involve in the Syrian war?

https://youtu.be/Cgi9tz3IZWQ

It's Vox, and I know Vox is almost always worthless, but this actually seemed pretty worthwhile to me as a primer for what's going on in Syria. Does anybody else agree or am I missing something?

Posted by: Caiwyn at November 19, 2015 09:02 AM (BRgmb)

308
Bone is like shrapnel. Poor guy with apt across from the theater was killed by a stray jihadi bullet. Family kept calling him and finally the police broke in after a day. With all the shit happening, wasnt a bad response time. Wonder why his neighbors didnt check on him since they say he was a well liked guy. Then again, most people around that area might have gone some where else to stay.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 09:02 AM (iQIUe)

309 HasMat situation in Boston.

They do call it Beantown.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 19, 2015 09:02 AM (oVJmc)

310 I was watching a college football game the other day and of course the broadcast team had to get in a few words about how great Gary Pinkel is.How he supported Michael Sam and " had his players backs" in the protest at Mizzou.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2015 09:03 AM (8HTq1)

311 BCochran,

See, it's stories like this that put a smile on my face


http://tinyurl.com/nhw8uzp


Keller told the Review that her ban on Legos is a way to pursue gender equity. She noticed that boys in her class often gravitated toward the Legos. Girls, on the other hand, may not have felt as comfortable getting into them, and usually played with crayons or dolls.
----
'I always tell the boys, 'You're going to have a turn,' Keller told the Review. 'And I'm like, 'Yeah, when hell freezes over' in my head.'


See. Happy Fun Time!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 09:03 AM (fWAjv)

312 "Because he seems to have forgotten he's dead."


Read the label people!

If while taking Zombixeiu, you forget that you are dead, contact your mortician immediately.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:03 AM (ptqRm)

313 306 297 Dude,for my sanity,I avoid that shit.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2015 09:02 AM (8HTq1)



Oh no. No this was most excellent.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2015 09:04 AM (gW5Vg)

314 I have no clue what office I am running for but if nominated I will run, if elected, I will serve.

I think that is how that goes.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 09:00 AM (WVsWD)


"If bribed, I will stay bought."

Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2015 09:04 AM (Lc+NQ)

315 Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 08:20 AM (I9EDo)
==========
Didnt mean to bash people. I read a lot of Brit tweets and they are weenies. Dont mention this; dont mention that. We do it too. It's a way to control the speech of people who you disagree with. Now, they are going after David Starkey whose partner just died.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 09:05 AM (iQIUe)

316 It's these itty bitty details, that most people don't know, that are very important.

We made a big point about the air gap between the classified computers and Hillary Clinton's email. To bridge that air gap required intentional (not accidental) violation of security protocols.

In an example of the type of security that those classified computers should have (indeed, and Windows XP or newer operating system has this built into it, by the way), the Secret Service has demonstrated that (when it has to, anyway) it was able to identify over sixty instances where specific agents illegally viewed Senator Chaffetz's Secret Service jog application records.

This is explained in the AoS sidebar-linked article "Heads Start To Roll At Secret Service After Chaffetz Leak".

Now who had access to this TS/SCI/NF files that were in Clinton's email? The records on the classified computers should show this.

As another matter of fact, those files were probably retained in a server somewhere (on a classified network) and managed by responsible IT professionals in an intelligence agency. There is no way a Lois-Lerner-like hard drive failure would occur in that case, so the records must be there.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 19, 2015 09:05 AM (9xIiZ)

317 >>OH! Tell me y'all saw what happened at Vanderbilt and the corresponding column at FoxSports?

Ace did a post on it last night.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 09:05 AM (/tuJf)

318 "If bribed, I will stay bought."

Tim's running as a Democrat?

Time to rethink this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:06 AM (ptqRm)

319 Let's call them the ? Terrorist Attack Loser. ? Is for which attack

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 09:06 AM (D+VYk)

320
280HasMat situation in Boston.

---
bean related?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2015 09:06 AM (/eTPT)

321 Ace did a post on it last night.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 09:05 AM (/tuJf)


HA!!! So he did.

I was without internet FUCK YOU COMCAST so I didn't see it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2015 09:07 AM (gW5Vg)

322 >>...her ban on Legos is a way to pursue gender equity. She noticed that boys in her class often gravitated toward the Legos.

Um, that's not equality, that's punishing boys for liking something the girls didn't.

Gawd, Lefties are jerks!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 09:07 AM (NOIQH)

323 "Tim is pretty sure he never ate a dog, so you can vote for Tim with confidence!"

I'm possitive I have never knowingly ate a dog. What was in the mystery meat at the 1/18 Mess Hall in Augsburg in the mid 80's is the question on the Dinning Room Table.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 09:07 AM (WVsWD)

324 They tease the news! HazMat situation in Boston over!

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 09:08 AM (D+VYk)

325 280HasMat situation in Boston.---bean related?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2015 09:06 AM (/eTPT) Okay, it was me.

Posted by: Iye Bein Farteen at November 19, 2015 09:08 AM (22uju)

326 It doesn't seem like much of a strike. I walked through Newark Airport last night and the group of strikers was marching in a little circle outside the United terminal. Supervised by a group of cops too, so they weren't going anywhere or doing anything disruptive.

Posted by: MTF at November 19, 2015 09:09 AM (TxJGV)

327 >>I was without internet FUCK YOU COMCAST so I didn't see it.

You seem troubled this morning. I would share one of my oxycodones with you but they are MINE MINE MINE so I can't.

I can definitely see why people get hooked on these things.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 09:09 AM (/tuJf)

328 Smoking Gun offered a nice article about a woman with a cooter shooter.

Read the comment from the original owner at the bottom.

http://tinyurl.com/orshfph

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:09 AM (ptqRm)

329
298 The use of the word "Goat*uckers" is highly offensive.
Posted by: USMA Sexual Diversity Office at November 19, 2015 09:01 AM (22uju)
=============

It is to Rose and Violet -the new queens of the pen. And their owner, too, who wheels around with a 45.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 09:10 AM (iQIUe)

330 I'm stretching my amateur legs into a new field - Cultural Sociology (if there such a thing - If not - I'm first!)

Why are race relations so terrible now. With the exception of virtually everything that SCOAMT has done, it seems counter intuitive.

You'll have to stay with me here because this will stretch the range of your Spock eyebrows: But I submit that it is none other than SCOAMT himself.

More than anyone else on the left, blacks saw Obama - the first black president - as a redeemer. Even with all of the progress in race relations before SCOAMT, many blacks, especially the ones who had been subjugated by liberals and so-called 'leaders in the black community' whose primary work it was to keep blacks relegated to under privileged status so they would have guaranteed employment for generations.

I submit that before Obama, many in the black community were waking up to the fact that liberal ideology was not working for them at all. But with Obama, the focus changed back to liberal ideology and the prospect that with Obama, it not only might begin to work for them, but it would assuredly work for them.

But after nearly seven years, nothing has changed. In fact, by almost all objective measures, things have gotten worse for the black community.

Can you imagine the collective disappointment? Even if the connection to Obama specifically hasn't been thoroughly made, in the age of the redeemer - the first black president - things are worse, and in almost all categories where misery can be measured - much worse.

Of course the connection to Obama is hard for the black community to make. How could one of their own knowingly do this to them? Yet after seven years it is clear that Obama has failed to make black lives better and it is clear that Obama's presidency will wind up being judged to be a failure. And whether blacks and their liberal overlords believe that the failure of his presidency was brought about by the evil Right which wants nothing more than to keep blacks in subjugation, Obama's failure as president has been a catastrophic disappointment to the black community. In fact, his failure as president is reinforcing stereotypes that low self esteem blacks believe exists in the white community. (I don't believe that stereotype is prevalent at all).

So push back. So BLM.

Now if I could only monetize my multifaceted amateur professionalism.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 09:11 AM (BZAd3)

331 It doesn't seem like much of a strike. I walked through Newark Airport last night and the group of strikers was marching in a little circle outside the United terminal. Supervised by a group of cops too, so they weren't going anywhere or doing anything disruptive.
Posted by: MTF at November 19, 2015 09:09 AM (TxJGV)

"Supposedly" they stopped working at 7 AM this morning...but who knows

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 09:12 AM (gf8BH)

332
So remember, vote early, vote often. Vote for Tim!

What if you can't remember where the polling place is?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2015 09:12 AM (X6fMO)

333 Boston Hazmat was an arrestee with chemicals for cooking Meth on his person.


It's cleared now.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:00 AM


Oh, well...that's all right then. O_o

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 09:12 AM (pLwjI)

334 Interesting thoughts from the leader of New York's Syrian community.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=240656

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:12 AM (ptqRm)

335 You seem troubled this morning. I would share one of my oxycodones with you but they are MINE MINE MINE so I can't.

I can definitely see why people get hooked on these things.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 09:09 AM (/tuJf)



I'm just pissed off in general this morning. Tired of being called a bad Christian by a bunch of morally preening dipshits. Tired of having to wonder when the bodies start piling up in my country. Tired of Comcast FUCK YOU COMCAST screwing up my internet service.

I would most assuredly take one of your miracle pills were it so offered, but yeah, I wouldn't be sharing if I had any. That's for damn sure. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2015 09:14 AM (gW5Vg)

336 So the University of North Dakota, over the strong objections of the Lakota Sioux, have changed their name from the "Fighting Sioux", so as not to piss off Washington D.C.

Iowahawk argued strongly for "Fighting Woodchippers" but he lost the fight, and the new name is uninteresting and boring. Forgot it already in fact. Oh well. Sioux was good, and Woodchippers would have been hilarious. Missed your chance Dakota.

Posted by: MTF at November 19, 2015 09:14 AM (TxJGV)

337 Thanks VIA.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 09:14 AM (D+VYk)

338 Corker is on TV trying to sell the sell out to taking in refugees

Remember he is that asshole who propsed the Iran sell out

SELL OUT

And Ryan is leading the charge

Fuck them all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 09:15 AM (gf8BH)

339 "If bribed, I will stay bought."

Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2015 09:04 AM (Lc+NQ)



Tim knows the correct quote is
"If bribed often enough, I will stay bought."
TIM/2016 (I think)

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 09:15 AM (ftVQq)

340 Question for the horde. I advertised an old, no-name guitar that needs repair and was appraised at "you'd be lucky to get $100 for it" for sale on Craig's List. Within hours, I got an offer from someone who not only met the asking price but offered $50 more just to hold it till a certified check could arrive.

The text said the certified check would arrive and asked that I would give the remainder of the check to the "shipper" who would inspect the item and take it.

Well, the check just arrived and it's for close to $2,000. Does this sound like money laundering or some kind of scam?

The check is from a bank a few states away.

What should I do?

Posted by: RushBabe at November 19, 2015 09:16 AM (/NEnw)

341 Baaaaaa, baaaaaaaaaa, BAAAAAAAAAAA! baaaaaaaa, baaaaaaaa.

Posted by: Fucking Goat at November 19, 2015 09:16 AM (97B9R)

342
Ace was up to about 4 am again. I guess you have to strike while the news is hot. But, his sleeping will be all out of whack again.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 09:17 AM (iQIUe)

343 I'll stay bribed as long as the bribes keep coming.

No Quatloos though. The exchange rate sucks.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 09:17 AM (WVsWD)

344 What should I do?

Posted by: RushBabe at November 19, 2015 09:16 AM (/NEnw)



Run like the wind.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2015 09:17 AM (gW5Vg)

345 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 09:15 AM (gf8BH)

Once I saw how the DC Establishment Cartel coalesced around Ryan, I knew the fix was in!


Meet the New Boss,


Same as the Old Boss!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 09:18 AM (ftVQq)

346 336 The NCAA forced them to change the name.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2015 09:18 AM (8HTq1)

347 "Prosecutor: Paris attacks ringleader Abdelhamid Abaaoud dead"- http://cnn.it/1l7hgSr

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 19, 2015 09:18 AM (YjDyJ)

348 The Donald shreds a protester two minute clip

http://youtu.be/W3uufMsWsj8

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 09:19 AM (7v/r5)

349 Smoking Gun offered a nice article about a woman with a cooter shooter.



Actual line from the article:

"Dallas Archer, 21, is scheduled to be sentenced today for introducing contraband into a penal facility,"

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 19, 2015 09:19 AM (oVJmc)

350 Levi Zilka, 5, was beyond excited when his uncle bought him a Buzz Lightyear toy during his first trip to Disney World. However, his excitement was soon diminished when the TSA threw his precious toy in the trash at the Fort Lauderdale airport in Florida.


TOP men there at TSA

Don't you feel safer already? But of course it was a JOOOOO Kid so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 09:19 AM (gf8BH)

351
Question for the horde. I advertised an old, no-name guitar that needs repair and was appraised at "you'd be lucky to get $100 for it" for sale on Craig's List. Within hours, I got an offer from someone who not only met the asking price but offered $50 more just to hold it till a certified check could arrive.

The text said the certified check would arrive and asked that I would give the remainder of the check to the "shipper" who would inspect the item and take it.

Well, the check just arrived and it's for close to $2,000. Does this sound like money laundering or some kind of scam?

The check is from a bank a few states away.

What should I do?

Posted by: RushBabe at November 19, 2015 09:16 AM (/NEnw)






Turn the check and all the info over to the fuzz. That's a classic scam, with a long history. If you go through with it, you'll end up on the hook for the full amount of the check.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 09:19 AM (FeQTe)

352 Well, the check just arrived and it's for close to $2,000. Does this sound like money laundering or some kind of scam?

The check is from a bank a few states away.

What should I do?
Posted by: RushBabe at November 19, 2015 09:16 AM (/NEnw)

If you're questioning it I would refuse it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 09:20 AM (fWAjv)

353 Corker led victory lap on Faux News with Iran bill. I didn't watch & had Levin on. Mark said he acted like he'd actually accomplished something, but he sold us out!

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 09:20 AM (D+VYk)

354 North Dakota Fighting Transgenders just doesn't have the same ring.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2015 09:20 AM (8HTq1)

355 Meet the New Boss,


Same as the Old Boss!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 19, 2015 09:18 AM (ftVQq)


exactly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 09:20 AM (gf8BH)

356 >>I'm just pissed off in general this morning.

This has been Obama's biggest gift to America. I was a kid in the 60's (get off my lawn) but as ugly as some of those times were I think Obama has created a much more hateful environment in our country today. Everyone seems angry, economically uncertain, divided and eager to strike out at someone for any perceived or made up slight.

And I think he has done this entirely on purpose as part of his belief that we are an arrogant and evil country. He likes it when Americans are at each others throats. A sick and twisted piece of shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 09:20 AM (/tuJf)

357 Posted by: RushBabe at November 19, 2015 09:16 AM (/NEnw)

Scam.

The check is bad, and you will be liable for the funds once your bank discovers the fraudulent check.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2015 09:20 AM (Zu3d9)

358 Corker led victory lap on Faux News with Iran bill. I didn't watch & had Levin on. Mark said he acted like he'd actually accomplished something, but he sold us out!

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 09:20 AM (D+VYk)

We're getting sold out again...only way to stop this is thru funding, anything else is just mastrubation

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 09:21 AM (gf8BH)

359 The TSA reminds me of the police in Idiocracy.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2015 09:21 AM (8HTq1)

360 Yes, that is a very standard scam - you give them cash, they give you a fake check.

Cancel deal immediately. Contact law enforcement if you think it'll do any good.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2015 09:22 AM (erRNA)

361 340 The text said the certified check would arrive and asked that I would give the remainder of the check to the "shipper" who would inspect the item and take it.

That's a pretty typical craig's list scam. The check often bounces a short time after.

Posted by: bananaDream at November 19, 2015 09:22 AM (vLk7c)

362 Can you imagine the collective disappointment? Even if the connection
to Obama specifically hasn't been thoroughly made, in the age of the
redeemer - the first black president - things are worse, and in almost
all categories where misery can be measured - much worse.

--

Good write up, Mr. Macca Bean...but my first thought was that while some blacks are waking up and speaking up against liberalism for the first time, the vast majority see Obama's failures, as they relate to them, caused by the rayciss(tm) Republicans, who have blocked Mr. Wunnerful's attempts to make their lives nirvana.

Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at November 19, 2015 09:22 AM (pVkEV)

363 Scam.

The check is bad, and you will be liable for the funds once your bank discovers the fraudulent check.

What's the point of the scam? malice? They mist that they would gain is a $100 used guitar.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2015 09:22 AM (326rv)

364 Dear RushBabe,

Dear Sir,

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and 'top secret'. You have been recommended by an associate who assured me in confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitude involving a pending business transaction requiring maximum confidence. We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 09:22 AM (fWAjv)

365 The (one of then) voted to extend the special powers for 3 months. Allowing search without warrant, etc.

We are more civilized than that /s ACLU would NEVER allow anything like that. They would be in the federal courts right away...

Posted by: Colin at November 19, 2015 09:22 AM (8BlfF)

366 TOP men there at TSA

Don't you feel safer already? But of course it was a JOOOOO Kid so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 09:19 AM (gf8BH)

You fail to consider how many lives were saved by the heroic attention to detail on the part of the ever vigilant, seldom lauded, ever vigilant... ah... TSA agent.

One day there will be songs, I tell you.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 09:23 AM (BZAd3)

367 The check is from a bank a few states away.

What should I do?

Posted by: RushBabe at November 19, 2015 09:16 AM (/NEnw)


This is pretty standard check washing stuff: you deposit it, after ten days the check "clears", you use the money (or give the cash to someone), after 30 days or so, the check comes back as washed or fake, and you owe the bank the amount of the original check, plus $50, plus you might get prosecuted as an accessory.

Call the police. Also, call the issuing bank.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 19, 2015 09:23 AM (k9qR4)

368 Our Savior Has Arrived! Pant Suits To Unveil Her Plan To Destroy ISIS Today

Isnt this the same woman who last Saturday declared ISIS is not Americas fight.

Weasel Zippers

Go have another stoke asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 09:23 AM (gf8BH)

369 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 09:22 AM (fWAjv)

It's probably a Nigerian prince too!

Thanks to the horde for all the info. Off to the po-po I go.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 19, 2015 09:24 AM (/NEnw)

370
Scam.

The check is bad, and you will be liable for the funds once your bank discovers the fraudulent check.

What's the point of the scam? malice? They mist that they would gain is a $100 used guitar.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2015 09:22 AM (326rv)






The check is for a lot more than the sale price. The guitar is guaranteed to end up in a trash can within an hour.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 09:24 AM (FeQTe)

371 Has our historic First Genderfluid President announced xir plan to fight ISIS by offering military aid to ISIS? Because you know, reverse psychology and shared universal values and stuff.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 19, 2015 09:24 AM (rUc9h)

372 Nevergiveup,
They'll never do anything as serious as stopping funding.
We know that.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 09:24 AM (D+VYk)

373 RushBabe

It's a scam.
Contact Craigslist as well ASAP

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:25 AM (ptqRm)

374 Dammit! Leaving in 'Dear sir' will surely be a tell.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 09:25 AM (fWAjv)

375 I herewith propose federal legislation exempting blind people from the requirement to clean up their service dogs' poop, simply because the logistical burden of the actual process is so daunting.

Or at least declare one day a year a Pooper Scooper Free Day for symbolic purposes.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 09:25 AM (NeFrd)

376 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 09:19 AM (gf8BH)

I heard about this last night.

The TSA said something like, "It looks too much like a gun."

Yeah, a multi-colored plastic contraption that looks nothing like a gun.

Fvcking retards. They are the absolute stupidest people in America, following rules written by the stupidest people in DC.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2015 09:25 AM (Zu3d9)

377 72 The first major action Rep. Paul Ryan will take as Speaker of the House is blocking amendments with a closed rule process on a flawed bill dealing with immigration.

According to Roll Call, Pelosi asked Ryan if the Democrats could submit a substitute amendment to the bill. He refused. But the Democrats are still going to try to use a procedural maneuver to offer a bill in which only DHS would have to certify the refugees.

"House Democrats Plan Alternative to Syrian Refugee Bill"- http://bit.ly/1O5gSzC


Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 19, 2015 09:25 AM (YjDyJ)

378 "What should I do?

Posted by: RushBabe at November 19, 2015 09:16 AM (/NEnw)"Old Craigslist scam to get you to send them some of your real money that is over what you asked. Check is phony. Best thing, besides ignore, is to reply that you lost the check, please send another. Then send them an empty envelope saying you forget to enclose check. Drag it out and screw with them as much as possible.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at November 19, 2015 09:26 AM (1BQGO)

379 "Also, call the issuing bank."

That's a good point.
Confirm that the check is rubbish.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2015 09:26 AM (erRNA)

380 Nevergiveup,
They'll never do anything as serious as stopping funding.
We know that.
Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 09:24 AM (D+VYk)

That idiot Lucy80 or what ever her nic is thinks they will since Ryan and the others at TOP MEN and she has inside info and also she does not trust Brietbart because they have an Ax to grind?

Blithering idiot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 09:26 AM (gf8BH)

381 Good write up, Mr. Macca Bean...but my first thought was that while some blacks are waking up and speaking up against liberalism for the first time, the vast majority see Obama's failures, as they relate to them, caused by the rayciss(tm) Republicans, who have blocked Mr. Wunnerful's attempts to make their lives nirvana.
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at November 19, 2015 09:22 AM (pVkEV)

I was actually trying to make the point that, though they were waking up, electing Obama put them back to sleep. Hey, I'm an amateur professional. Things slip through the cracks.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 09:27 AM (BZAd3)

382
I herewith propose federal legislation exempting blind people from the
requirement to clean up their service dogs' poop, simply because the
logistical burden of the actual process is so daunting.


Please. This requires a fed-level bureaucracy to solve this crisis. At least 40,000 federal employees, interfacing with DHS, DoJ, EPA, and the makers of Hefty bags.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 19, 2015 09:27 AM (oVJmc)

383 363 Scam.

The check is bad, and you will be liable for the funds once your bank discovers the fraudulent check.

What's the point of the scam? malice? They mist that they would gain is a $100 used guitar.



SOP. Nothing moves until the check clears.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 09:27 AM (AoLFQ)

384 Definite scam, RushBabe. I've sold many things on Craigslist over the years. It's amazing how quickly scammers swoop down on you like vultures to a rotting corpse the minute the listing appears. Be very, very careful any time you're dealing with Craigslist.

Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at November 19, 2015 09:27 AM (pVkEV)

385 "Watch Live: House Judiciary Hearing on Syrian Refugee Crisis"- http://bit.ly/1l7qIVV

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 19, 2015 09:28 AM (YjDyJ)

386 The TSA said something like, "It looks too much like a gun."

Yeah, a multi-colored plastic contraption that looks nothing like a gun.

Fvcking retards. They are the absolute stupidest people in America, following rules written by the stupidest people in DC.


I think there's an entry test for the TSA. You only qualify by failing it.

Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 09:29 AM (S9rS1)

387 Le NOOD art

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:29 AM (ptqRm)

388 Nothing moves until the check clears.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 09:27 AM (AoLFQ)

It will clear initially, but after a few weeks when the origin bank gets it the charge will be reversed.

It is 100% a scam.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2015 09:29 AM (Zu3d9)

389 Then send them an empty envelope saying you forget to enclose check. Drag it out and screw with them as much as possible.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at November 19, 2015 09:26 AM (1BQGO)


If the check was sent to your house and not a PO box, you might be asking for trouble.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 19, 2015 09:30 AM (k9qR4)

390 "CIA: Leak of Nuclear-Armed Drone Sub Was Intentional"- http://bit.ly/1lwBhT3

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 19, 2015 09:30 AM (YjDyJ)

391 i agree with not "fighting" them...

we need to ruthlessly hunt them down and exterminate them.

there *is* a difference between the two.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2015 09:31 AM (+MKnk)

392
I think there's an entry test for the TSA. You only qualify by failing it.

Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 09:29 AM (S9rS1)






Blackadder: Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I'd have bought one at the market! God, I'm wasted here. It's no life for a man of noble blood, being servant to a master with the intellect of a jugged walrus and all the social graces of a potty!
Baldrick: I'm wasted too. I've been thinking of bettering myself.
Blackadder: Oh really, how?
Baldrick: I applied for the job of village idiot of Kensington.
Blackadder: Oh. Get anywhere?
Baldrick: I got down to the last two, but I failed the final interview.
Blackadder: Oh, what went wrong?
Baldrick: I turned up. The other bloke was such an idiot, he forgot to.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 09:32 AM (FeQTe)

393 Nevergiveup
I don't know Lucy80. I don't go on ONT.


Nood up, but I'm staying here for a few because I have to go out shortly.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 09:33 AM (D+VYk)

394 It will clear initially, but after a few weeks when the origin bank gets it the charge will be reversed.

It is 100% a scam.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2015 09:29 AM (Zu3d9)


Yup, under federal law the bank has to release the money after 10 days. And it frequently takes more than 10 days to verify that the check is fraudulent.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 19, 2015 09:33 AM (k9qR4)

395 Baltimore Sun: My trusted source for the news /sac

Drivers from black communities pay twice what white communities pay.


We need national Obama car insurance now!



Posted by: Colin at November 19, 2015 09:35 AM (8BlfF)

396 197
"Sort of bitterly amusing that the progtards have now turned on progtard Woodrow Wilson."

Of all the university BLM BS going on I think this is the funniest. They are growing them extra stupid at Princeton these days. This one will be fun to watch .... although admittedly all of this is just so sadly and stupid.


Posted by: gracepc at November 19, 2015 09:36 AM (OU4q6)

397 If the check was sent to your house and not a PO box, you might be asking for trouble.

Ugh. UPS delivered it to the door. Now I've got this to worry about.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 19, 2015 09:36 AM (/NEnw)

398 "I don't know Lucy80. I don't go on ONT."

Just my opinion based on the fact that this person was way too ardent in the politics.

Yes Miss80sBaby was always well spoken and well informed but she was more of a socializer and into the pop culture scene than she was politics.

I do not believe at all that this person was the ette Miss80sBaby but someone socking the nick.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 09:38 AM (WVsWD)

399 @328 Read the comment from the original owner at the bottom.

Most of the 71-year-old .22 NA owners I've met would love to have a holster that looked just like her. Tuck her right in the old waistband IYKWIM. Fast draw.

Bleach is really bad for the bluing, they tell me.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 09:39 AM (xq1UY)

400 391,
Yes. Hunt them down & kill them!
All!!!

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 09:41 AM (D+VYk)

401 "Most of the 71-year-old .22 NA owners I've met would love to have a holster that looked just like her. Tuck her right in the old waistband IYKWIM. Fast draw."

At that age, wouldn't it be easier to jam the gun into a fleshlight, and put the fleshlight in your bib coverall pocket?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:41 AM (ptqRm)

402 They're calling Terrorist Emir of War in Syria, I'm doubly glad he's dead.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 09:43 AM (D+VYk)

403 NAA revolvers are all stainless steel .... and need to be, it seems !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2015 09:43 AM (erRNA)

404 K. T. McFarland is great on Faux, she should have her own show.

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2015 09:44 AM (D+VYk)

405 What the Left is saying is akin to a rapist saying "just let it happen".

Posted by: The Duke at November 19, 2015 09:51 AM (dqbZO)

406 Here's a thought, Muslims don't like to share food with unclean infidels, so they must be allowed to carry their own soda cans onto flights.

Posted by: bruce at November 19, 2015 10:26 AM (E+ah4)

407 The Obama foreign policy seems to be: If we ignore the whole world it will go away.

And then stick fingers in ears and sing lalalalala very loudly.

How far we have fallen.

Posted by: petunia at November 19, 2015 12:14 PM (VoCyE)

408 There sure is a lot of overlap between "What ISIS wants" and "What Barack Obama can't be bothered to do."

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at November 19, 2015 01:30 PM (uEtcQ)

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