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Yes, John Kerry, Our Top Diplomat, Just Announced ISIS/Daesh Kind of Had a "Rationale" or "Legitimacy" In Its Charlie Hebdo Slaughter -- While In Paris
They're actually terrorist sympathizers.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2015 05:08 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Clarney at November 17, 2015 05:08 PM (dgO4h)
Basically he's saying "well those Hebdo guys kept antagonizing the little brown people, what did they expect! But the Parisians did nothing of the sort!"
Head Diplomat of the United States.
I still think the reason the left is so freaked out is because it was Paris. If the terrorists had hit Lyon or Chartres they would have shrugged.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:09 PM (oVJmc)
I still think the reason the left is so freaked out is because it
was Paris. If the terrorists had hit Lyon or Chartres they would have
shrugged.
ISIS wants headlines. They'll hit world capitals, not Podunk.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2015 05:10 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 17, 2015 05:10 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: hates that horses ass at November 17, 2015 05:11 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2015 05:11 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:09
A scene from hell
Devil: John Fucking Kerry meet Genghis Khan.
Devil: Genghis Khan meet John Fucking Kerry
Genghis Khan: You talk like a faggot and your shit is retarded. Boom, Pow, Splat he beats the shit out of horse face.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2015 05:11 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:11 PM (gf8BH)
(btw, just realized I have a party this weekend with a bunch of liberals so this will all probably come up. Ugh)
Posted by: Lea at November 17, 2015 05:12 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2015 05:12 PM (ysFo+)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2015 05:12 PM (so+oy)
Really, really hate these guys.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2015 05:12 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:12 PM (gf8BH)
Aside from the fact that Jews were fleeing Nazis, and they were families, not mostly young men... there were no Jews blowing up people and shooting up clubs while screaming the Shema.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: John Kerry at November 17, 2015 05:12 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Franks dela Quoie at November 17, 2015 05:12 PM (nu302)
in pieces on the ground.'
Posted by: James Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:13 PM (aTDIE)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2015 05:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2015 05:13 PM (BK3ZS)
To repost:
Aaaand, McCain and Miss Lindsey are calling for a US-led ground war against ISIS. Fcuking brilliant, boys.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2015 05:13 PM (ttnnR)
*approved by nearly all Republicans
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 17, 2015 05:13 PM (qqFtU)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2015 05:13 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Furious George at November 17, 2015 05:13 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Mizzou math major at November 17, 2015 05:13 PM (B3WUC)
Let that sink in
Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at November 17, 2015 05:13 PM (oTojh)
Posted by: DaveA at November 17, 2015 05:14 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: John Kerry at November 17, 2015 05:14 PM (OD2ni)
Aside from the fact that Jews were fleeing Nazis, and they were families, not mostly young men... there were no Jews blowing up people and shooting up clubs while screaming the Shema.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:12 PM (39g3+)
YUP, and so did the ADL and I shot off an angry letter to them telling them to take a history lesson and shove that Award they gave me up their ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:14 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2015 05:14 PM (493sH)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2015 05:14 PM (8HTq1)
You're welcome, world.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2015 05:13 PM
Preach it. Ain't our problem anymore!
*looks at Ed Markey and Liz Warren*
Umm....never mind.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2015 05:15 PM (ttnnR)
Jackasses are starting to compare refusing to take "Syrian" "Refugees" with refusing Jewish refugees during WW2.
Are they referring to the policies of the Great Gawd Almighty, Roosevelt, instigator of their beloved welfare state? Dare they call him racist?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2015 05:15 PM (BK3ZS)
I'd say that's pretty generous. The population of Syria in total is about 23 million, and they estimate that at least 3 million "refugees" are trying to get to sweet welfare cash. More than 10% of the country is leaving? And most of them military age men?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 17, 2015 05:15 PM (0MJkC)
Posted by: se pa moron at November 17, 2015 05:16 PM (7v/r5)
To be fair, ISIS isn't "contained" in Iraq and Syria. It's all over the Middle East and Northern Africa.
Obama is such a fuck up even the msm is trying to cover for him anymore.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2015 05:16 PM (/tuJf)
How long until these feckless fcuks are gone? Thanks again 52%.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 17, 2015 05:16 PM (kTF2Z)
Sorry the Jews had not engaged in world terror prior to fleeing
It's a disgusting false equivalence
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2015 05:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2015 05:16 PM (A2HOA)
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2015 05:16 PM (3tjn4)
letter to them telling them to take a history lesson and shove that
Award they gave me up their ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:14 PM
My Jewish FB friends are doubling down on that shit tonight. Really makes me wonder just how stupid some "educated" people can be.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2015 05:17 PM (ttnnR)
For that analogy to work he would have to be talking about Syrian CHRISTIAN refugees, who, yes, are being exterminated.
Last I've read the State Dept. was *rejecting* Syrian Christians requesting asylum based on religious persecution.
Double fail.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2015 05:17 PM (NOIQH)
Well its hard to argue that an attack was surprising, given the nature of the radical Muslim, but that's not what Kerry is saying here, really.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:17 PM (39g3+)
30 After the way the Packers played Sunday, I would understand if ISIS blew up Lambert Field.
Posted by: John Kerry at November 17, 2015 05:14 PM (OD2ni)
Jack Lambert would twist your Frenchified ass into a pretzel. Isn't Terrrrrrrrreeeeeeesa in need of your kind words of comfort?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2015 05:17 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: CrocthetyOldJarhead at November 17, 2015 05:18 PM (i0ykY)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 17, 2015 05:18 PM (6n332)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2015 05:17 PM (ttnnR)
Pretty fuckin stupid and you have my permission to unload on them...Tell them the Navy Jew from NJ gave you permission
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:18 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: James Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:19 PM (3uHwI)
I'm sure in his corrupt, filthy cess pool of a brain he figured out a way it was perfectly fine.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2015 05:19 PM (zOTsN)
It's dawning on me that nope, these people are exactly as stupid as they appear.
Which is really a scary thought when you get right down to it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2015 05:19 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2015 05:20 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 17, 2015 05:20 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: brak at November 17, 2015 05:20 PM (xwPSp)
Right at this point i am thinking, "Please let it be 'I need a spanking'.".
Posted by: Garrett at November 17, 2015 05:20 PM (aTDIE)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin, Team America wanna-be at November 17, 2015 05:20 PM (3uHwI)
Sorry the Jews had not engaged in world terror prior to fleeing
It's a disgusting false equivalence
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2015 05:16 PM
But...but...the Irgun! And the Stern Gang! Get off your high horses, you terrorists!
Posted by: Every Mewling Arab Apologist in Cambridge at November 17, 2015 05:20 PM (ttnnR)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2015 05:20 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 17, 2015 05:18 PM"
I am sure Rall is good with it since radical muslims are on his side. It's only OK to mock Christians.
Posted by: John Kerry at November 17, 2015 05:20 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Furious George at November 17, 2015 05:21 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: x at November 17, 2015 05:21 PM (57fhp)
well, if the terrorists are POCs, then they're probably justifiably lashing out. you know?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 17, 2015 05:21 PM (AWe5n)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2015 05:21 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 17, 2015 05:22 PM (2Ojst)
It's dawning on me that nope, these people are exactly as stupid as they appear.
Which is really a scary thought when you get right down to it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2015 05:19 PM (AkOaV)
Stupider, actually. Remember, they have staffs to create statements for them.
A prime example is the feckless stumblebummery of Sir Golfsalot whenever he has no script to follow.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2015 05:22 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 17, 2015 05:18 PM"
I am sure Rall is good with it since radical muslims are on his side. It's only OK to mock Christians."
Stupid John Kerry sock.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2015 05:22 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Marie Harf at November 17, 2015 05:22 PM (3uHwI)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:22 PM (39g3+)
I knew we were going to start hearing about the St. Louis incident. Surprised it took them this long since it's not as if those dtawing the false equivalence care how insulting it is to the innocent victims. For that matter, they are the ideological heirs of those who turned the Jews away and are more likely to be part of the anti-Israel demographic than otherwise.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 17, 2015 05:22 PM (GDulk)
Kerry and his boss are on the terrorists' side, actively supporting them, not merely sympathizing.
There are days I think this administration is terminally incompetent, and there are days I think this administration is unspeakably evil. Most days, it's both.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 17, 2015 05:22 PM (iIzG7)
Instead, they're mostly young Muslim men who are not fleeing anything. They just heard that if they walk north they'll get a bunch of money to sit around and do nothing all day.
Which -- I mean, fair enough. From their perspective, I get it.
But that's a really unfair analogy for people who are actually persecuted around the world and actually live in fear of being slaughtered in their homes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2015 05:23 PM (AkOaV)
69 Anyone here who believes Obama shares Kerry's thoughts on Charlie Hebdo, raise whatever hand you're not fapping with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2015 05:21 PM (FsuaD)
Hey! I thought those PMUs provided some privacy!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2015 05:23 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2015 05:21 PM (FsuaD)
Um...hang on...
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 17, 2015 05:23 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Garrett at November 17, 2015 05:23 PM (aTDIE)
Also, what are the odd that if we are hit with a major terrorist attack, that O will surrender?
Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at November 17, 2015 05:23 PM (9JJgN)
Posted by: bjk at November 17, 2015 05:23 PM (x2rNW)
Pretty fuckin stupid and you have my permission to unload on them...Tell them the Navy Jew from NJ gave you permission
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:18 PM (gf8BH
One of those Anti-Semite Joos like the resident chef here.
////
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2015 05:23 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Marie Harf at November 17, 2015 05:22 PM
Umm...Marie? Those sammiches aren't going to make themselves.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2015 05:23 PM (ttnnR)
Giving Aid and Comfort to the enemy ... the Constitution has a word for that ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2015 05:23 PM (zc3Db)
****
Isn't it about time somebody pointed out that the whimperer has no clothes?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 17, 2015 05:24 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2015 05:24 PM (mST0t)
That talentless hack hasn't been able to find one single thing to mock Obama over.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2015 05:24 PM (FsuaD)
Every time I think they can't possibly say or do something more stupid and WRONG, I am once again stunned.
My blood pressure has been sky fucking high since 2007...
Posted by: TripleTwenty at November 17, 2015 05:25 PM (MV2jA)
Well some bits are probably still drifting in a cloud. Unfortunately no pieces have been blown straight to Mars, Yet.
Posted by: DaveA at November 17, 2015 05:25 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at November 17, 2015 05:25 PM (Dwehj)
0bama has a view of America and Americans like no American I've ever known.
Posted by: se pa moron at November 17, 2015 05:25 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
Except those assless chaps.
Posted by: Reggie Love at November 17, 2015 05:25 PM (/oy1S)
We have a Congressman who thinks islands can tip over. Another who thinks astronauts planted a flag on their last trip to Mars. And these probably aren't even the bottom of the pool
I'd say that was a safe assumption.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2015 05:26 PM (/tuJf)
So ADL, and all Liberals....shove it up your ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:26 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 17, 2015 05:26 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 17, 2015 05:26 PM (2d71x)
Posted by: TexasDan at November 17, 2015 05:27 PM (TqXWc)
And most of them military age men?
Those aren't refugees, those are invaders.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2015 05:27 PM (6oPFc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2015 05:27 PM (FsuaD)
thinks astronauts planted a flag on their last trip to Mars. And these
probably aren't even the bottom of the pool
I'd say that was a safe assumption.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2015 05:26 PM
Cynthia. McKinney.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2015 05:27 PM (ttnnR)
Posted by: bjk at November 17, 2015 05:23 PM (x2rNW)
...huh?
And Mark Steyn is a naturalized US citizen. He lives in New Hampshire.
He's from Canada.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2015 05:27 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: bjk at November 17, 2015"
Huh. Kerry is a disgrace and Cooke is exactly right to say so. Plus, Kerry was commenting on events in France, not America.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2015 05:27 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2015 05:28 PM (IWLe1)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2015 05:26 PM (/tuJf)
It's really... not good.
Not good at all.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2015 05:28 PM (AkOaV)
They're anti-West. They like living the good life, but hate Western civilization and western culture.
They hate the West for not having a communist revolution like Karl Marx said they would. Hence, the Frankfort School and the birth of modern Leftism.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
_______________
Please no! They would be appalled by her bad manners.
Posted by: Furious George at November 17, 2015 05:28 PM (3GAnN)
He's from Canada.
-
He's an undocumented talk show host.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2015 05:29 PM (IWLe1)
Posted by: Soona at November 17, 2015 05:29 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 17, 2015 05:29 PM (iOZQ5)
The ship then traveled to Canada trying to disembark there, but were refused as well (clergy fought in vain there, too).
I ran a WW2 era Champions game with superheroes and they saved the St Louis and got all the people safely ashore.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:29 PM (39g3+)
The left likes to state their positions as if moral principles were involved, but this is almost never the case because they would not apply these principles universally. If a french newspaper taunting Muslims merits their death, then any Muslim committing any microaggression against a non Muslim would merit the Muslim's death. Of course Kerry wouldn't agree to that, so if he were honest he should say, I'm just arbitrarily siding with the Muslims against you. Because it makes feel like an open minded rebel against The Man! Not because I'm actually interested in ethics or anything.
Fuck horseface.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 17, 2015 05:29 PM (I9EDo)
He supports blasphemy laws over the 1st Amendment. Heck, he hates the 1st Amendment full stop, religious protections included (protection of non-Muslims, 'natch).
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2015 05:29 PM (NOIQH)
Did you fuck a goat, today?
Did you fuck a goat yesterday?
Did you try to fuck a goat today?
Posted by: Bea Arthur at the Unemployment Window at November 17, 2015 05:29 PM (aTDIE)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:29 PM (oVJmc)
>>Dana Loesch was saying today that half the 'Syrian' refugees aren't from Syria
Seems to be about a fifth of the people landing in Germany.
http://is.gd/OzTX06
Of course the SCOAMF's State Department will do some sort of magic divination to verify they're only bringing over "real" Syrians...just like all those "unaccompanied minors" last summer really were 17, right?
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at November 17, 2015 05:29 PM (vn2q2)
Posted by: U.S. State Department at November 17, 2015 05:29 PM (ppaKI)
17
Jackasses are starting to compare refusing to take "Syrian" "Refugees" with refusing Jewish refugees during WW2.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:12 PM (39g3+)
The only way to honor the memory of those Jewish refugees denied asylum in the United States circa 1939 is to import hundreds of thousands of genocidal antisemites today!
Posted by: Jack A. at November 17, 2015 05:29 PM (FohCt)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2015 05:29 PM (8HTq1)
But impeachment is off the table.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 17, 2015 05:30 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 17, 2015 05:30 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ex NYC Peaant at November 17, 2015 05:30 PM (k8tEg)
And these probably aren't even the bottom of the pool
I'd say that was a safe assumption.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2015 05:26 PM (/tuJf)
"Go Gator!"
-- Congressdope Corrine Brown
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2015 05:30 PM (BK3ZS)
Apparently TFG thinks that a citizenship test is also un-American. Fancy that.
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2015 05:31 PM (3tjn4)
The dawning moment for me was when I realized the people in high office, those judges and legislators and movers and shakers got the same crappy education I did and were no more learned or erudite.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 17, 2015 05:31 PM (2d71x)
Let that sink in
He has a "strategy" to "combat" ISIS. He's done with that little kerfuffle and will now move on to more important matters, like hanging with his Entertainment Industry peeps, Yo!
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2015 05:31 PM (mST0t)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at November 17, 2015 05:31 PM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2015 05:31 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2015 05:21 PM (FsuaD)
---
*raises both hands*
*pats poolboy Fulgencio on the head*
On a related note, to apparently nobody's surprise, I failed my annual sexual harassment training today at work.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at November 17, 2015 05:31 PM (jR7Wy)
-
Nazis fleeing to South America would be a better analogy.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2015 05:31 PM (IWLe1)
and they were families, not mostly young men... there were no Jews
blowing up people and shooting up clubs while screaming the Shema.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
You don't know. There's many a well that's been poisoned.
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2015 05:32 PM (LAe3v)
Yet another endorsement of blasphemy laws from this administration.
Really, really hate these guys.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2015 05:12 PM (NOIQH)
You can't blaspheme a phony religion, but even at that they don't mind piss Christ. To liberals these laws only apply to protect islam.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 17, 2015 05:32 PM (t2KH5)
"Unless they have a rationale..."
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at November 17, 2015 05:32 PM (RtG9B)
Posted by: Nevyan at November 17, 2015 05:33 PM (zxWyw)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:33 PM (oVJmc)
Old News?
Debunked?
Still trying to catch up after work.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2015 05:33 PM (ptqRm)
This is disappointing coming from Mr. Cooke, who is usually fair and accurate.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at November 17, 2015 05:33 PM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at November 17, 2015 05:33 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2015 05:13 PM (ttnnR)
Those two assholes never met a war they didn't like . . . for other people to fight.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 17, 2015 05:34 PM (t2KH5)
The biggest problem with Democrats is they really can't choose a side. Which is why they end up on the terrorist side, because if you can't see right and wrong concerning Islamic Jihad, you probably have no idea what gender you are either. What color the sky is, it does changes you know, or even which directions things fall when dropped. It is conceptual that in some universe things fall up, don't you know?
What is simply obvious, is completely puzzling to them all.
I seriously don't understand the media's attraction to them, why would anyone want these idiots in charge of anything.
Posted by: petunia at November 17, 2015 05:34 PM (VoCyE)
Posted by: John Kerry at November 17, 2015 05:34 PM (mcm0N)
Dana Loesch was saying today that half the 'Syrian' refugees aren't from Syria.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:14 PM (oVJmc)
She's wrong; its more like 90%.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 17, 2015 05:35 PM (t2KH5)
Then there's all those babies drained of blood for the Passover!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta
Also moving jihadists-to-be to solid red states like Idaho so the casualties will be disproportionately conservatives.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 17, 2015 05:35 PM (/oy1S)
You know I was riffing on 'speaking Austrian' . Syrians speak Arabic ( official language ) .
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 17, 2015 05:36 PM (2d71x)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:36 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
Perhaps, but the jihadi attrition rate will go up substantially as well.
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2015 05:37 PM (LAe3v)
"too bad we don't have a seasonal narrative that is about a couple of Middle Easterners being turned away by the heartless...."
So now, ISIS = Mary, Joseph, and Jesus Christ.
JESUS CHRIST.
Get on there and inject warnings, folks. That ISIS has sworn they'll infiltrate, AND that we owe a duty to PROTECT OUR OWN people first.
Posted by: Beverly at November 17, 2015 05:37 PM (Nh6FB)
On a related note, to apparently nobody's surprise, I failed my annual sexual harassment training today at work.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at November 17, 2015 05:31 PM (jR7Wy)
Are we safe to assume that your harassment methods weren't up to your usual high standards?
I was listening to a month-old "Louder with Crowder podcast earlier today and I realized that if I were in college now that I'd likely have to take some sort of "intersectional feminism" course in order to "gradulate" ( -- Corrine Brown, Florida SuperGenius).
Man, I could have been a surveyor after all!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2015 05:37 PM (BK3ZS)
Yeah but its just like death. I don't mind dying. Its the parts right before it I'm concerned about.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang!
Trying to sing a Sinatra song.
"And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 17, 2015 05:37 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2015 05:38 PM (zOTsN)
I just noticed watching one of Jeb's horrible commercials that he does not move his arms?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
God, that annoys me. He stands there with his chest slumped in and his shoulders up around his ears. He's a walking cringe.
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2015 05:38 PM (LAe3v)
This is sort of OT. Back when Mel Gibson made his bible movie I did all sorts of reading on the things because I'm sort of biblically illiterate and wanted to be able to understand it.
So it turns out that there is still a community of Aramaic speakers. They have a bible called the Peshitta.
Mel Gibson, to his credit (I am first and foremost a linguist), hired a bunch of people to translate his script into Aramaic.
The Aramaic people got all mad about why are you translating Jesus' words from English to Aramaic when they were already written down in Aramaic and we still have the book.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2015 05:38 PM (1xUj/)
It'll be the death of many a young man and, Allah, I know I'm one.
- Suicide Bomber Animals
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2015 05:39 PM (IWLe1)
Posted by: Remember this? at November 17, 2015 05:39 PM (1efdY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Unfortunately, he moves his lips.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 17, 2015 05:39 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: shillelagh at November 17, 2015 05:39 PM (L3vVL)
0bama has a view of America and Americans like no American I've ever known.
Posted by: se pa moron at November 17, 2015 05:25
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Very simple. O is NOT an American.
Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at November 17, 2015 05:39 PM (9JJgN)
Christians don't stand a chance of survival, but Muslims need to fight the war. If we take all the fighters out, then we have to go in and fight instead.
Bring them out train them to fight and put them back.
We can't tell the good guys from the bad guys, but they probably can.
Posted by: petunia at November 17, 2015 05:39 PM (VoCyE)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 17, 2015 05:39 PM (2d71x)
Posted by: Beverly at November 17, 2015 05:39 PM (Nh6FB)
I dunno - there's many parts of Idaho where the fuzzy-wuzzies would be badly outgunned.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 17, 2015 05:39 PM (ppaKI)
I'm thinking more like "Let's play Cowboys and Muslims".
Red State populations tend to trend towards owning firearms and pickup trucks.
And they love the movie "Red Dawn"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2015 05:39 PM (ptqRm)
If I throw a quarter near Kimberley Guilfoyle, I think she might bend over to pick it up.
Posted by: Juan Williams at November 17, 2015 05:39 PM (OD2ni)
Weasel Zippers
Yeah right? Ain't holding my breath on that one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:40 PM (gf8BH)
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You magnificent bastard! I read your book!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2015 05:40 PM (IWLe1)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 17, 2015 05:41 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
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The good guys win. The rest get drop-kicked into the pit. I like that part.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 17, 2015 05:41 PM (dFi94)
words from English to Aramaic when they were already written down in
Aramaic and we still have the book.
This is why I never throw anything out. Heh.
"too bad we don't have a seasonal narrative that is about a couple of Middle Easterners being turned away by the heartless...."
I've noticed everyone smarming that line 1) had no idea they weren't really homeless or refugees--they were traveling to Bethlehem because they were ordered to by the government and 2) would have counseled a 21st century "single mother Mary" to have her clump of cells dismembered in utero so they could sell Him for parts.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at November 17, 2015 05:41 PM (vn2q2)
What I don't understand is the Super Bowl. For forty nine years they've used roman numerals. Now they switched to 'arabic' numbers.
Is this to show solidarity?
Posted by: confused, not really at November 17, 2015 05:41 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at November 17, 2015 05:31 PM (jR7Wy)
That 's a shame. Now you won't get hired for that job sexually harassing your coworkers. Bummer.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2015 05:41 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: bjk at November 17, 2015 05:41 PM (x2rNW)
I'm with you but I'd like a couple nights with her to try to change her mind.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 17, 2015 05:41 PM (2d71x)
"too bad we don't have a seasonal narrative that is about a couple of Middle Easterners being turned away by the heartless...."
I'm at a loss as to why anyone would want to be on commie Facebook any way.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2015 05:41 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Whatever at November 17, 2015 05:41 PM (Mrl1e)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta
Hiiiiiiiii.
I'm surprised. I'd have thought you were a natural at sexual harrassing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2015 05:42 PM (1xUj/)
Are you saying refusing these refugees is the same as refusing the Jews?
And that we should take them and give them military training?
Even though we cannot tell the good from the bad?
AYFKM?
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2015 05:42 PM (zOTsN)
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SPOILER
The devil did it.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2015 05:42 PM (IWLe1)
Difference being they're not bringing the Messiah with them.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 17, 2015 05:39 PM (2d71x)
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Who's "we"?
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 17, 2015 05:42 PM (dFi94)
Does this mean we have to drink the blood from the first kill?
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at November 17, 2015 05:42 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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I think it's worse than that. I think that the kind of people that are drawn to jobs like politicians, reporters, govt administrators or judges are just sociopathic shitstains.
They enjoy tyrannizing, controlling, or bamboozling other people, which is why they gravitate to such professions. Perhaps good government was destined to fail for this reason. Decent people want to delegate this responsibility, but only shitheads want the job. Maybe it cannot be delegated.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 17, 2015 05:43 PM (I9EDo)
He's at 3% and dropping....Gee I wonder why?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:43 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 17, 2015 05:43 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: Beth M at November 17, 2015 05:43 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2015 05:38 PM (zOTsN)"
There are a group of politicains who gto the original brainwashing before the truth started c oming out.
They seem unable to incorporate new science into the old saw.
It is sad.
But honestly you don't have to not "believe" the climate religion, the proposals for fixes do nothing anyway. China and India can't be overcome by anything we do.
Just oppose the fix. Let them continue to bow to the myth.
Posted by: petunia at November 17, 2015 05:44 PM (VoCyE)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2015 05:42 PM (1xUj/)
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I was sorely tempted to walk up to cute lieutenant down the hall and say "I'm so upset about failing my harassment training! I need a hug!" and go in for the clinch.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at November 17, 2015 05:44 PM (jR7Wy)
On a related note, to apparently nobody's surprise, I failed my annual sexual harassment training today at work.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta
Off to the special high intensity training you go with Mary Jane Ironbox
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at November 17, 2015 05:44 PM (jxbfJ)
Yep, same with Hillary Clinton. She was hawking national secrets she obtained as SoS to the highest bidders, many of whom also were Islamists. Why her possession of satellite intelligence gets little mention is amazing. The Democratic elected officials are full-bore traitors at this juncture, and that's not hyperbole. Invest in rope because lots of hangings are in the near future.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 17, 2015 05:44 PM (pq97T)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2015 05:44 PM (KSdzX)
You will be assimilated!!!!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2015 05:45 PM (ptqRm)
I don't believe Joe and Mary were smuggling a Kalashnikov under baby Jesus and intended to murder the innkeeper, rape and enslave his children, and burn down the damned inn.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 17, 2015 05:45 PM (ppaKI)
Reuters Nation Wide 5 day Poll:
Trump 35.8pct
Carson 14.6pct
Rubio 11.5pct
Cruz 7.8pct
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming...
Posted by: Kreplach at November 17, 2015 05:45 PM (vrRRc)
I dont think we should eliminate our support for refugees, Bush said in an interview with Bloomberg Politics. Its been a noble tradition in our country for many years.
But Bush said the U.S. should not admit refugees if there's any kind of concern.
Now that there is some G-D honest frontier Bullshit. Keep digging asshole China is just around the corner
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:46 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 17, 2015 05:46 PM (I9EDo)
"too bad we don't have a seasonal narrative that is about a couple of Middle Easterners being turned away by the heartless...."
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There was a huge census taking place. People were scrambling out on the road to get to their home towns because the equivalent of the IRS was after them. It's not like Joseph could dial ahead on his cellphone and make a reservation at Comfort Suites. What they got was a fairly generous offer by a fairly generous man to a fairly comfortable place to spend a night.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 17, 2015 05:46 PM (dFi94)
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I was thinking America. I've been through the desert on a horse name of Kerry.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2015 05:47 PM (IWLe1)
He spent his formative childhood years in a drastically different culture. While American elementary school kids are learning about the presidents, memorizing the states and their capitals, getting wowed by 4th of July fireworks and pigging out at Thanksgiving, Obama was in Indonesia reading the Koran and hearing the daily call to worship.
Obama does not know American values.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2015 05:47 PM (NOIQH)
You know they don't
Just ask them if they believe they are bringing the messiah with them
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2015 05:48 PM (zOTsN)
Man, they train you in sexual harassment?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:48 PM (39g3+)
Happily that title will soon be modified, changed to 'former presidential candidate'. And there will be much rejoicing.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 17, 2015 05:48 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Teresa Heinz Kerry at November 17, 2015 05:48 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Well, to be fair, she's no longer a congress critter. Probably screaming at a half eaten burrito in an alley somewhere.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2015 05:48 PM (mST0t)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2015 05:48 PM (KSdzX)
I'm trying to figure out how they could possibly be similar, since one is keeping invaders out and the other is rounding up people to slaughter them.
Are they saying Mexico is about to slaughter the people who sneak in to the US? What is it exactly that makes people turn everything into a WWII analogy anyway.
Besides, those "refugees" from Syria probably reject the whole reality of the holocaust anyway. So they are probably not thrilled to be called Jews.
Posted by: petunia at November 17, 2015 05:49 PM (VoCyE)
What is this new Daesh crap? The fancy and unique term du jour of barbarians vs isis? After all, only the educated say, "isil," which, to me, is the vagisil of liberals.
I'd like to grab Kerry's little lizard tongue, that he laps out while speaking, and tie it in a Windsor knot.
These fools. Utter and complete fools. Possibly utter, complete and knowing fools. I dread what is next. I never felt this way when W was in charge. But these babbling buffoons are in the stratosphere of ninnyhammers. Hail, I could do better and that ain't saying much.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 17, 2015 05:49 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: John Kerry at November 17, 2015 05:49 PM (53CCM)
Who wants a woman with a boner?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:42 PM (oVJmc)
To be fair, the did bring Hey-soos with them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2015 05:49 PM (+YMhA)
I failed my annual sexual harassment training today at work.
Man, they train you in sexual harassment?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:48 PM (39g3+)
Saying "I might have to choke a bitch if I'm required to sit through this crap again" might have been a grave tactical error.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2015 05:49 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ryukyu at November 17, 2015 05:49 PM (FuBZa)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:49 PM (oVJmc)
That's what we've been asking Bruce Jenner.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2015 05:49 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: John Kerry, Asshole at November 17, 2015 05:49 PM (Mrl1e)
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And that they were not "turned away by the heartless", they were late and there were no rooms available.
I get so, so irritated by atheists attempting to use the Bible to support their agendas. As quoted from a sarcastic tweet in one of the sidebar articles:
"While the New Testament is hopelessly vague about sexual ethics and marriage it is absolutely clear about open borders and multiculturalism!"
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 17, 2015 05:49 PM (V7WPk)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2015 05:48 PM (KSdzX)
hey I am a HUGE A-10 Fan....I think you misread my poorly worded sarcastic comment...It was aimed at the A-10's critics not the A-10
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:50 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: El Jefe HEB Boosh-Now 100% Dhimmi-Compliant at November 17, 2015 05:50 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 17, 2015 05:50 PM (sqs5K)
traitors at this juncture, and that's not hyperbole. Invest in rope
because lots of hangings are in the near future.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
In many ways, isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at November 17, 2015 05:50 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2015 05:50 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: bjk at November 17, 2015 05:50 PM (x2rNW)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2015 05:50 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: petunia at November 17, 2015 05:50 PM (VoCyE)
Posted by: J. Kerry at November 17, 2015 05:50 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor"
They should sell Funky Cold Medina instead.
Posted by: Tone Loc at November 17, 2015 05:51 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 17, 2015 05:50 PM (sqs5K)
give me a fuckin call
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:51 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Soona
Old time preachers taught that because The Bible prophesied it. Christians are being persecuted around the world. Its only just started here. It will get worse.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2015 05:51 PM (mST0t)
I didn't think it was possible that we'd get a worse Sec State in my lifetime than Hillary!. Boy, was I wrong.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 17, 2015 05:51 PM (QFjNO)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:49 PM (oVJmc)
Yes, it can be embarrassing.
Posted by: Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner at November 17, 2015 05:51 PM (8ZskC)
And eating dog. You forgot the dog meat what was eaten by the dog-eating president.
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2015 05:52 PM (3tjn4)
Obama does not know American values.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2015 05:47 PM
And nomming on pooches. Don't forget that.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 17, 2015 05:52 PM (OSULx)
You know they don't
Just ask them if they believe they are bringing the messiah with them
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2015 05:48 PM (zOTsN)
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Good point. I have hope for this generation. I really do. I think the emptiness of their lives is going to hit them right in the face one day. And then they'll have to start doing some thinking. "Why am I here? What purpose is there to this? Sometimes it's not till you hit the bottom, that you start looking up to the sky.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 17, 2015 05:52 PM (dFi94)
Few LIV's know Roman numerals.
Posted by: Blano at November 17, 2015 05:52 PM (uiVGU)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2015 05:50 PM (zOTsN)
F them...
The Middle East can't feed itself... if they want to live like 7th Century Barbarians... then let them do so...
No more modern transportation of food to the region... (note, Egypt is one of the few countries that CAN feed itself...)
Posted by: J. Kerry at November 17, 2015 05:53 PM (qh617)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2015 05:53 PM (IWLe1)
I passed. But I got the really hot chick who was running the show to agree that everything we said was 'off the record'. She agreed. I then proceeded to ask her if I approached her in the workplace and told her she was really hot and I would love to take her out to an expensive restaurant and wine and dine her. Would that be harassment? She agreed it would not be. First time, all that stuff.
By the end she was asking me where we could go for a 'cup of coffee'. But it was all fun and games for me so I deferred.
Posted by: confused, not really at November 17, 2015 05:53 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 17, 2015 05:54 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2015 05:54 PM (ptqRm)
hated, persecuted, and killed. And I laughed, 'cause this was America.
I'm not laughing anymore.
All those Jack Chick tracts were true.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at November 17, 2015 05:50 PM (sqs5K)
give me a fuckin call
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:51 PM (gf8BH)
You could always fall back on George Carlin's seven deadlies:
Sh*t, piss, f*ck, c*nt, motherf*cker, cocksucker and tits.
Although you have to agree, tits really doesn't belong in there. Sounds like a snack food!
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2015 05:54 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Taraysa Heinz Kerry at November 17, 2015 05:54 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2015 05:54 PM (KSdzX)
Eating dog.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2015 05:54 PM (6oPFc)
Admit it, "Super Bowl L" looks kind of underwhelming, doesn't it?
They'll switch back next year to show solidarity with the Chinese.
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2015 05:55 PM (yddCj)
On a related note, to apparently nobody's surprise, I failed my annual sexual harassment training today at work.
Blew the dismount, didn't you?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: A Latin Mathematician at November 17, 2015 05:55 PM (8ZskC)
Yeah, this past Sunday Mark 13:1-8 was included in the readings.
Yikes.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2015 05:55 PM (NOIQH)
Should have filed a harassment complaint.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2015 05:56 PM (ptqRm)
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Uh, whu ? Perhaps said Facebook person has never set foot inside a Baptist church. You'll get set straight about sexual ethics and marriage right quick.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 17, 2015 05:56 PM (dFi94)
Few LIV's know Roman numerals.
Posted by: Blano at November 17, 2015 05:52 PM (uiVGU)
But... won't Super Bowl 54 then be NAMED for Low Info Voters??? LIV?
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 17, 2015 05:56 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:56 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2015 05:56 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:54 PM (oVJmc)
Just... wow.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2015 05:56 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2015 05:56 PM (YFFpo)
54
Posted by: A Latin Mathematician at November 17, 2015 05:55 PM (8ZskC)
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Ha! Beat me to it!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at November 17, 2015 05:56 PM (jR7Wy)
I mean yeah, they are great at holding two utterly contradictory ideas at the same time but still...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2015 05:57 PM (jOumW)
Actually the Navy made a video and it was not half bad...the girl was cute and I almost got 1/2 hard watching it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:57 PM (gf8BH)
He is going to drop out and support Trump?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:56 PM
Will anyone notice?
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 17, 2015 05:57 PM (OSULx)
Blew the dismount, didn't you?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:55 PM (oVJmc)
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And I really had to flog my brain for the oral!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at November 17, 2015 05:58 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: bjk
So you are outraged at Cooke for not observing some kind of pinky-in-the-air diplomacy? News flash, Kerry has been a disgrace for decades.
Posted by: Cheri at November 17, 2015 05:58 PM (oiNtH)
I love a bowl of cheese tits.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:58 PM (39g3+)
i thought i'd wait, but better numb then think too hard about this administrations mind fks
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2015 05:58 PM (jOumW)
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Today they're N*gg*r, f*g, d*ke, qu**r, w*tb*ck, t*rrorist, and Am*rican.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2015 05:58 PM (IWLe1)
I just want a fence around the ME to keep them in
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2015 05:50 PM (zOTsN)
With Davy Crockett nuke systems along the walls.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2015 05:58 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:58 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 17, 2015 05:58 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2015 05:58 PM (/tuJf)
I have decided to end my run for the presidency, and will immediately begin the process of opening a string of convenience stores in the deep south called Dot Head Stop and Shop!
Posted by: Bobby Jindal, LA Governor at November 17, 2015 05:59 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 05:59 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2015 05:58 PM (IWLe1)
Like the morons before me, I think I'll stick with tits, thanks.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2015 06:00 PM (+YMhA)
i thought i'd wait, but better numb then think too hard about this administrations mind fks
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2015 05:58 PM (jOumW)
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wait willow - let me grab a glass. I have half a bottle of Malbec here. I'll join you.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 17, 2015 06:00 PM (dFi94)
Wasn't Carson supposed to do that, too? What was the announcement? Was out of commission last night.
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2015 06:00 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2015 06:00 PM (IWLe1)
Oooh, that will burn them. Trust a bunch of 4chan computer dorks to think blocking someone's social media is an act of war.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 06:01 PM (39g3+)
I forget where Daesh comes from, but it sure looks like Kerry et. al. would prefer to use a name that doesn't include "Islamic State in it.
We're being told ISIS haaaaaates being called Daesh - probably for just that reason.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2015 06:01 PM (NOIQH)
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His announcement was a call to ban Islamic immigration.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2015 06:01 PM (IWLe1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at November 17, 2015 06:01 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 17, 2015 06:01 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2015 06:00 PM (oFSUK)
he guaranteed the Bengals would go 9-0
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 06:01 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
No, but then I never thought I'd live to see an open communist, semi-closeted dullard in the White House either.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 17, 2015 06:02 PM (/oy1S)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 17, 2015 05:56 PM (dFi94)
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It was sarcasm, noting how the left sees things in the Bible that aren't there but ignores things that are clear, all to justify whatever the cause du jour. Same thing they do with the Constitution and all its emanations and penumbras.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 17, 2015 06:02 PM (V7WPk)
Yeah I'm skeptical, especially given the explanation, but maybe its something cultural. but the Obama administration still uses ISIL by preference. Barack Hussein himself even turns it into a cutesy word "eyesill"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 06:03 PM (39g3+)
It's easier for a Horse to pound out Dash than ISIS since ISIS is 2 syllables
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 06:03 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 05:54 PM (oVJmc)
Just... wow.
Posted by: tcn in AK"
Umm, really? When the Pope was here in DC in Sept, there were people handing out Jack Chick tracts that said all us Catholics were going to Hell. I think it was called "The Wafer of Death." Nice people.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2015 06:03 PM (OD2ni)
Just think of their carbon footprint, man!
We'll be sure to get more hurricanes this year because of the millions of New Americans!!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2015 06:03 PM (NOIQH)
No one fears a sternly-worded e-mail.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at November 17, 2015 06:03 PM (amQXf)
I don't understand Kerry's rise to power -- how he's Secretary of State and was almost President, how he got to be a Bonesman at Yale?
But he's a total buffoon. He's the most boring, bumbling, oblivious, fatuous public figure I can think of. But he thinks so highly of himself.
Biden at least has some charm.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2015 06:03 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 17, 2015 06:03 PM (QFjNO)
Posted by: The Great White Snark
Thanks.
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2015 06:03 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2015 06:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 06:04 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 17, 2015 06:04 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2015 06:04 PM (NOIQH)
cheers or let us wipe ourselves out in forgetfulness sweet sweet forgetfulness.
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2015 06:04 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 06:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 06:04 PM (gf8BH)
for people and overpopulating the planet insist we cram more and more
people into America?
That the same people calling America a violent racist hellhole keep demanding more minority foreigners come in?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 06:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2015 06:05 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 06:05 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 06:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 17, 2015 06:06 PM (c/3OG)
I think it was called "The Wafer of Death."
You gotta admit, that's a catchy title though
It is waffer thin.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 06:06 PM (oVJmc)
You gotta admit, that's a catchy title though
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 06:04 PM (39g3+)
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Death: "But it's waffer thin!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at November 17, 2015 06:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 17, 2015 06:02 PM (V7WPk)
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I can not be held responsible for mis-interpreting sarcasm. One - Oldness. Two - Wine. Three - I forgot Three because of Oldness, and also Wine.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 17, 2015 06:06 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 06:06 PM (39g3+)
What you forgot about the FAT Man?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 06:06 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at November 17, 2015 06:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 17, 2015 06:06 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2015 06:07 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 17, 2015 06:07 PM (dFi94)
Well, if they're flying from the CDG that'd probably be a pretty standard strike package. It only carries 20-30 Rafales/SE's as normal load.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 17, 2015 06:07 PM (LA7Cm)
http://tinyurl.com/ozu4es3
Barky: This has nothing to do with Islam so just get off your high horse.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2015 06:07 PM (IWLe1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 06:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 17, 2015 06:07 PM (dFi94)
Write in Nevergiveup
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 06:07 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at November 17, 2015 06:07 PM (jR7Wy)
Think this is a subtle slam on Israel because the 'IL" stands for "of Iraq and the Levant", which includes Israel's territory vs. IS "of Iraq and Syria".
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2015 06:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 06:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 17, 2015 06:08 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 06:06 PM (39g3+)
What you forgot about the FAT Man?"
Christie says Hellloooo (just like Flounder).
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 17, 2015 06:08 PM (OD2ni)
what about Hunstman?
drinkswhole glassof wine.
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2015 06:08 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2015 06:08 PM (zOTsN)
Well, if they're flying from the CDG that'd probably be a pretty standard strike package. It only carries 20-30 Rafales/SE's as normal load.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 17, 2015 06:07 PM (LA7Cm)
The CDG is not on station yet...they are flying from a land airbase somewhere
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 06:08 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 17, 2015 06:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 06:07 PM (gf8BH)
oh man, if only that would work
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2015 06:09 PM (jOumW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 06:07 PM (gf8BH)
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I usually write in my son, but I'll put you down for Veep.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 17, 2015 06:09 PM (dFi94)
Why not Santorum, Pataki, Graham????
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2015 06:09 PM (NOIQH)
i didn't miss anything else?
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2015 06:09 PM (jOumW)
I believe this is correct, yes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 06:09 PM (39g3+)
His office had to track down a missing Syrian because the do-gooders who brought them here don't track them.
I would guess, from having relatives from both Baton Rouge and NOLA, that the Syrians will learn toot sweet not to mess with Cajuns.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 17, 2015 06:10 PM (Mopd7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 06:11 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2015 06:11 PM (jOumW)
I'm looking for the CEO of USA, Inc. He never seemed to be that guy.
Maybe CEO of 7/11, Inc.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: se pa moron at November 17, 2015 06:11 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2015 06:11 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 17, 2015 06:11 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 17, 2015 06:11 PM (c/3OG)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2015 06:11 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2015 06:12 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2015 06:12 PM (2cS/G)
it was a short drop
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2015 06:12 PM (gf8BH)
The trojan horse debacle is an opportunity. An opportunity for us to insert our own patriots into the bellies of these Pretty & Shiny Compassion Horses. Men and women that will slit the throats of the enemy soldiers well before they pour out. Well before they know there is a true warrior in their cowardly midst.
Numbers vary, but I hear 15-25% of all muslims worldwide are willing to use violence in order to proselytize via radical fundamentalist islamic jihad (or they at least condone it, right).
So, what about the other 75-85%? We get intel from muslims, not sure what percent, but we do. American muslims have put themselves at risk in order to do what they can to protect this nation. Again, not sure how many, but, there it is. They have and they do.
I like to think that our covert warfare organizations could recruit quite a few Syrians. For simple pay back and retribution. They'd be able to show their bona-fides for joining that club.
Hell, we could fake their bona fides for them, if they aren't from The Land of Very Bad Things.
Point is that a certain percentage could very, very easily become double agents as it were. Now, that is. You know, strike while the iron is hot.
I like the imagery of the bloodthirsty cowards entombed in their Pretty Statue with their throats cut.
Better yet, how about the Brazen Bull?
At any rate, use their own G-D weapon against them. You know? The Element of surprise is strong in this strategery.
Posted by: That guy that wants to give Brazen Bulls in return for the Shiny Horse Statues at November 17, 2015 06:13 PM (ZedYY)
Posted by: John Kerry at November 17, 2015 05:12 PM (FkBIv)
I'll have you know my highly educated little brother can count all the way to 30 using his hoof and I'll bet Kerry can't do that. My brother also speaks better English than Kerry and says many wise things. When my brother produces horse crap it doesn't come out of his mouth. You can't say that about Kerry, can you?
So I resent this slander of my flesh and blood. Even Wilbur is smarter than Kerry!
Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 17, 2015 06:13 PM (P8951)
Posted by: willow
Just out of curiosity, did he drop out just after you'd decided on him?
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2015 06:13 PM (n22zQ)
But it would be fair to call ol Jean Fraud Kerry our "top dickhead". After all that's how the horsefaced gigolo makes his living.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 17, 2015 06:16 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 17, 2015 06:17 PM (iQIUe)
I like Jindal but he didnt have a chance. So, I appreciate that he dropped out early.
Posted by: Bruce With a Gangster Wang! at November 17, 2015 06:18 PM (iQIUe)
I don't understand Kerry's rise to power -- how he's Secretary of State and was almost President, how he got to be a Bonesman at Yale?
But he's a total buffoon. He's the most boring, bumbling, oblivious, fatuous public figure I can think of. But he thinks so highly of himself.
Biden at least has some charm.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2015 06:03 PM (r1fLd)
Dubya made a lot of mistakes, but when I think of the alternatives - ManBearPig and Secretariat - I don't regret my votes in '00 and 04 at all.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at November 17, 2015 06:21 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Tom Araya at November 17, 2015 06:27 PM (aTDIE)
Posted by: My Morning Wood at November 17, 2015 06:29 PM (2xbUR)
Would love to have sent in Fiorina or Trump to negotiate on the U.S. best interests in the Middle East, or with Russia, or with China.
My two all time favorites:
-U.S., we got a great nuclear control deal. In response, "Allahu Akbar and Death to America!"
-U.S., we will begin taking down our carbon emissions, our bankers in China promise to top out in 2030. China, lets build more coal plants this year than exist in the U.S..
Posted by: Hector at November 17, 2015 06:50 PM (CMfQW)
My solicitors will be in contact.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 17, 2015 08:05 PM (EUMr7)
Insert joke about needing both hands here
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 17, 2015 05:22 PM (39g3+)
I'll be in my Wakkin' Hut playing "Whack-a-Pole". I can raise something else to let you know, OK?
Posted by: Bill H at November 17, 2015 09:33 PM (Baojj)
Posted by: Mega at November 17, 2015 10:23 PM (9Du4t)
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