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Morning Thread (11-11-2015)
Thank you, veterans, for securing all that we hold dear.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 11, 2015 06:41 AM (+Cb51)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 06:42 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Okie in OR at November 11, 2015 06:43 AM (StfVk)
363 to go (436 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2015 06:44 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Molly k. at November 11, 2015 06:44 AM (SRhEQ)
Posted by: LASue at November 11, 2015 06:45 AM (5Rb/A)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2015 06:45 AM (uRmWf)
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.
For Veterans Day, here are somepictures of Marilyn Monroe entertaining the troops in Korea in February of 1954:
http://goo.gl/gCCjC1
There's a story that, when she returned, she gushed to then-husband Joe DiMaggio about the welcome she had received: "Oh, Joe," she said, "you never heard such cheering!"
Joltin' Joe, remembering his exploits in front of delirious fans at Yankee Stadium, simply replied, "Yes, I have."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2015 06:46 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: anti-socialist at November 11, 2015 06:46 AM (o9lmn)
Posted by: FCF at November 11, 2015 06:47 AM (kejii)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 06:48 AM (ptqRm)
Immigration Trumps other issues, but Trump has to show details and must learn his own detailed plans.
China is not in the TPP? They were going to cut them in on those deals ... wasn't that part of what the ruckus was about? But I'm not going to read 5000 pages. ha
Posted by: Illiniwek at November 11, 2015 06:48 AM (1XT+t)
So with the anniversary of Kristallnacht, the EU has seen fit to commemorate it by labeling all products from Israel to facilitate the boycott.
And the SCOAMF administration dissembles, fumbles and tacitly approves.
Amazingly, the AP still has an honest reporter in Matt Lee.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2015 06:48 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at November 11, 2015 06:49 AM (48QDY)
And demanding you 'admit your white privilege' is another way of shutting you up, refusing to stop their tantrum until you accept all their premises.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 11, 2015 06:49 AM (oVJmc)
Trump and Cruz do not accept the premise about "immigration" and speak only in terms of securing our borders from illegal law breakers and criminals.
That's why they resonate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2015 06:50 AM (uRmWf)
I hate Commerce.
*a joke line that Ted Cruz should definitely NOT adopt to explain his little brain fart*
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2015 06:50 AM (gyKtp)
Just look them in the eye with a deadpan, emotionless face, all while repeatedly snapping your fingers.
When they pause to take a break, extend your hand, silently offering them an Oreo cookie.
Double stuffed, if you have them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 06:52 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: fish...the lowerase one at November 11, 2015 06:53 AM (4E9eO)
In before teh Vic!
I think Vic had to take his wife to Charleston today for some routine medical work.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2015 06:53 AM (X6fMO)
I like scandals and disasters. Takes my mind off my own problems. SMOD wold work, too. That's more an end of an world scenario.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 11, 2015 06:54 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Gem at November 11, 2015 06:54 AM (c+gwp)
"
That Google doodle has more minorities in it than the entire Google workforce.
It really is more than the the usual liberal diversity campaign with everybody represented. It seems to be sending a clear message about he past (old white people), present, (white male waving goodbye), the future (minorities, women, gays standing shoulder to shoulder in solidarity). But then I'm just paranoid
Posted by: Realist at November 11, 2015 06:55 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 06:56 AM (sj3Ax)
Although it has been 40+ yrs since my 2 tours in 'Nam not a day goes by that I always think of my Brothers past and present. Not One Day!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 11, 2015 06:56 AM (QPSJl)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 11, 2015 06:56 AM (DOie7)
Posted by: fish...the lowerase one at November 11, 2015 06:57 AM (4E9eO)
Posted by: WOPR at November 11, 2015 06:57 AM (LTDSy)
And we find out that all the diverse groups hate each other?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 06:57 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 06:58 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: se pa moron at November 11, 2015 06:58 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 06:58 AM (ptqRm)
We don't deserve you but thank you.
Posted by: @votermom at November 11, 2015 06:59 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: MTF at November 11, 2015 06:59 AM (B+HTd)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 11, 2015 07:00 AM (QPSJl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at November 11, 2015 07:00 AM (P4OkF)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2015 07:01 AM (X6fMO)
Fox Business wins. This group did the best job, BY FAR. Give all future debates to FBN Maria and Neal.
Jeb and Kasuck need to give it up. Jeb doesn't have it and should drop out. Get it down to 6
Cruz and Carly are the best debaters.
And I think I've seen enough debates.
Posted by: anti-socialist at November 11, 2015 07:01 AM (o9lmn)
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 07:01 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Colin at November 11, 2015 07:02 AM (0bEpn)
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 11, 2015 07:03 AM (+Cb51)
I had FBC& heard Bill O'Ego & changed to local news.
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 07:04 AM (sj3Ax)
Thank you for countdown. It can't be soon enough!
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 06:56 AM (sj3Ax)
Careful what you wish for.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2015 07:04 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: traye at November 11, 2015 07:04 AM (MpCWm)
Had a laugh at a FeelTheBern! supporter last night. Told him I imagined that, when it rains, Crazy Uncle Bern goes out on the lawn and screams, "You damn one percenters! You're taking all the sunshine! We need sunshine fairness in this country!"
They were not amused, needless to say.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2015 07:05 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 11, 2015 07:05 AM (oVJmc)
If Merkel keeps the immigration door open to the Islamic hoard much longer Kristallnacht will become a daily event.
Posted by: se pa moron at November 11, 2015 07:06 AM (7v/r5)
Ie., he picked CNBC so that the mods would make the conservatives look bad and fluff the RINOs. But this failed miserably because the candidates could verbally punch back.
So Priebus decides to try to utilize the audience to make certain candidates look unsympathetic, and bluff/intimidate viewers into thinking that amnesty is a fait accompli.
After all, you can't argue back against booing and hissing. It's the perfect way to promote an indefensible position.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 11, 2015 07:06 AM (DOie7)
Posted by: MTF at November 11, 2015 07:06 AM (B+HTd)
Posted by: traye at November 11, 2015 07:06 AM (MpCWm)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 11, 2015 07:06 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
And so many with glasses. What's with that? Is it easier to draw a face with glasses then without?
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2015 07:07 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: se pa moron at November 11, 2015 07:07 AM (7v/r5)
BING works great for me. I like their video search feature better than Google. Also, Dog Pile searches the search engines. I just got out of the habit of using it.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 11, 2015 07:08 AM (5buP8)
For the record, my fellow students who actually went into the philosophy business, and stuck it out, have done very well indeed. Then again, the guy who conducted my Attic Greek seminar was a welder. So, you can do both, you know.
Welding and philosophy do have one important hazard in common: if you get into a bad batch of rod, those toxic fumes can really get to you. You have to know your...mettle.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 11, 2015 07:09 AM (xq1UY)
To my late dad and late brother (both Navy), thanks again.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 11, 2015 07:09 AM (a31sM)
When you say it all like that it seems like such a noble cause.
Posted by: traye at November 11, 2015 07:10 AM (MpCWm)
You said veterans twice.
I like veterans.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2015 07:10 AM (gyKtp)
He can't possibly stay on, now that we have very strong republicans with balls!
I have more balls & on a good day I weigh 95 pounds. I'm not one of those other ? Sexes & will not read any of the definitions, even as Ace tries to describe them.
You were born with male or female & that's all I accept.
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 07:10 AM (sj3Ax)
Good to see that even the liberal wackos in my MA town get behind their vets!
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 11, 2015 07:10 AM (OSULx)
Posted by: traye at November 11, 2015 07:12 AM (MpCWm)
Posted by: MTF at November 11, 2015 07:12 AM (B+HTd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 11, 2015 07:12 AM (kpqmD)
And yeah, I've heard and tried all the recommended alternatives. All of them. They don't work as well as Google. They just don't.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 11, 2015 07:14 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 11, 2015 07:14 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 11, 2015 07:14 AM (DOie7)
Posted by: traye at November 11, 2015 07:16 AM (MpCWm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpZ3jPMM5Ac
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored
He has loosed the fateful lightening of His terrible swift sword
His truth is marching on
Posted by: grammie winger, the sky spills over at November 11, 2015 07:16 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 11, 2015 07:16 AM (1ijHg)
And of course, all Veterans of The Horde!
I've got to go to put sweaters on rack.
Back in 10-15 minutes.
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 07:17 AM (sj3Ax)
Apparently, despite having settings on my browser requesting privacy, Google ignores them. Well fuck 'em then.
Sort of like the annoying telemarketers who ignore 'do not call' lists.
Posted by: se pa moron at November 11, 2015 07:17 AM (7v/r5)
Hey, it's Happy Veterans Day, so we drew happy veterans! And Happy Means Gay!
Posted by: The MFM at November 11, 2015 07:18 AM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
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Thanks for the tip, will check that out.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 11, 2015 07:18 AM (DOie7)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 11, 2015 07:14 AM (5buP
Good summary. Their grievances are all bullshit. Not just that they're trivial or silly, but they're entirely made up in their own heads. They're insane, or at least acting in a manner so closely approximating insanity as to be indistinguishable from the real thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 11, 2015 07:18 AM (kpqmD)
That all day breakfast is causing problems, wait until the new Starbucks opens.
Posted by: Colin at November 11, 2015 07:19 AM (0bEpn)
Like the lorentz factor. You have to get above ninety percent of the speed of light, but then it's exponential. See what I'm sayin'? It's like a hockey stick for real.
It's like, say, take a massive body, SMOD maybe, and accelerate it to three tenths 'c' and the impact the erff. Man would that be cool or what?
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 11, 2015 07:20 AM (+Cb51)
Imbecile. Can't do philosophy, can't weld, wants to make all your decisions.
"With the money that's left over, we can discuss the proper role of government."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 11, 2015 07:20 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 11, 2015 07:22 AM (xq1UY)
their own heads. They're insane, or at least acting in a manner so
closely approximating insanity as to be indistinguishable from the real
thing.
Paranoia is a foundation of their outlook. It makes everything a Cause.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 11, 2015 07:23 AM (oVJmc)
I hope that low quality Bruce doesnt appear again. He's strange!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 11, 2015 07:24 AM (iQIUe)
No thanks this civilian could offer the Veterans, and their families, could be sufficient. I just pray, master Jesus, please, that this nation, even ultimately this whole world, is salvaged and victoriously made worthy of their investment of blood and heart.
Posted by: mindful webworker at November 11, 2015 07:24 AM (rIQuo)
I could go out on the town in Germany, spend all my money and barely make it back thru the gate,, but I could eat,, and Sunday It was pretty darn good!
Kinda makes free food on Veterans day fun so I'm off to eat free all day! one down!
chow @ Denny's 0530 check!
chow @ Red Robin 1200
Chow @ Outback 1800
Posted by: WWhiskey at November 11, 2015 07:25 AM (y+S7B)
I hope that low quality Bruce doesnt appear again. He's strange!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 11, 2015 07:24 AM (iQIUe)
He strikes me as a bit...off. His claim that everywhere outside the United States is some kind of nonsense-free enlightened educational Eden is just plain wacky.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 11, 2015 07:25 AM (kpqmD)
Mizzou is more insidious than so many of other SJW campaigns we have seen in the past on campus. Maybe it is the way everybody that might have offered at least a little resistance and sanity (like the school administrators or the football coaching staff) fell right in line without a peep. Not even a phony investigation or discussion groups, just joining the mob right off the bat as two of their own were sent off to the guillotines. The leftist nuts have been emboldened by this. I'm thinking it might be the beginning of a big push for reparations.
Posted by: Realist at November 11, 2015 07:27 AM (1BQGO)
Make the illegals pay them. That should help the self-deporting.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 11, 2015 07:28 AM (oVJmc)
I brought recycles out but now it's pouring here. I'll put in trash later.
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 07:29 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Reporter at November 11, 2015 07:30 AM (PEFlK)
Thank you to all who served. Thank you to all those who stayed home and trembled.
Posted by: grammie winger, the sky spills over at November 11, 2015 07:31 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: the Left at November 11, 2015 07:32 AM (PEFlK)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 11, 2015 07:34 AM (ZQfW9)
What happens when all the old white people are purged from society.
And we find out that all the diverse groups hate each other?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 06:57 AM (ptqRm)"
Then Charlie Manson will emerge from the remote location where he has been keeping himself and take over.
That's the theory, anyway.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 11, 2015 07:34 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: the Left at November 11, 2015 07:36 AM (PEFlK)
Posted by: the Left
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Well played, though I think Obama likes Bergdahl better.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 11, 2015 07:37 AM (DOie7)
I watched movie early this summer with Carole Lombard, Gary Cooper & Shirley Temple. Carole Lombard is my favorite 30s movie star. She was a true beauty.
Any stories about Carole? I know she married Gable & put up w/his cheating on her & fight before about Lana Turner before she left on WWII bond tour & sold 2.1 million $ in War Bonds In one day.
Do you have any stories about this beautiful woman?
Thank you!
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 07:38 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 11, 2015 07:39 AM (rnH8X)
Posted by: Realist at November 11, 2015 07:27 AM
________
I'm fine with reparations. Anyone with a grievance should write a number on a piece of paper and slide it across the table to the government, and the government should write an IOU for that amount and slide it back to the aggrieved.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 11, 2015 07:40 AM (T7FPl)
I'm fine with reparations. Anyone with a grievance should write a number on a piece of paper and slide it across the table to the government, and the government should write an IOU for that amount and slide it back to the aggrieved.
Posted by: FireHorse
We'll keep your scrap of paper in a lockbox!
Posted by: the government at November 11, 2015 07:42 AM (PEFlK)
Anyone who has spent any time in education knows that logic and truth are rare items once you step on campus. You have to pair accusser and accused, search for witnesses, take statements, keep the pressure on until the truth actually emerges.
Tim Wolfe did none of that. He accepted as true the most blatant lies and distortions and fabrications then apologized. The man was out of his element.
Posted by: se pa moron at November 11, 2015 07:42 AM (7v/r5)
Give him our honored Thank You!!
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 07:43 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2015 07:46 AM (JO9+V)
This is my safe space! This is my safe space! All are safe here!
*continues firing indiscriminately at crowd*
SAFE SPACE!!!
Posted by: screeching harpy of the Left at November 11, 2015 07:46 AM (PEFlK)
Just another Occupy movement. They always foul their own nest. Starbucks, colleges, blue cities. Wouldn't mind if they hit Washington DC next.
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2015 07:47 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 11, 2015 07:47 AM (7deSe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 11, 2015 07:48 AM (eSVZ1)
Go eat all you can..
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 07:50 AM (sj3Ax)
And we find out that all the diverse groups hate each other?
We have a barbque.
Morning all.
Thank you to all the vets. Past, present, and future. Yours is a debt that cannot be repaid.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2015 07:51 AM (U76Nz)
This is my safe space! This is my safe space! All are safe here!
*continues firing indiscriminately at crowd*
SAFE SPACE!!!
Posted by: screeching harpy of the Left at November 11, 2015 07:46 AM (PEFlK)
We'd like to offer you a job.
Posted by: NYPD at November 11, 2015 07:51 AM (kpqmD)
Where? What?
*and he's not my choice, just fucking suck sick sick of the MSM.
**Team D-Lamp
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 11, 2015 07:51 AM (7deSe)
Posted by: Realist at November 11, 2015 07:27 AM (1BQGO)"
Reparations sound just fine to me. Let's divide up all the government owned land, including ANWR and the place with all the low sulfur coal that Bill Clinton turned into a national park into 40 acre lots and hold a lottery for that every black family (one man and one woman legally married in a religious ceremony) to award who gets what.
Put that on Obama's desk and let him veto it.
Let's see a war between the Blacks and the Greens.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 11, 2015 07:51 AM (QHgTq)
This is my safe space! This is my safe space! All are safe here!
*continues firing indiscriminately at crowd*
SAFE SPACE!!!
Present and all future sjw threads threadwinner.
That says it all.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2015 07:52 AM (U76Nz)
Any stories about Carole? I know she married Gable put up w/his cheating on her fight before about Lana Turner before she left on WWII bond tour sold 2.1 million $ in War Bonds In one day.
Do you have any stories about this beautiful woman?
Lombard and Gable loved each other - they called each other "Ma" and "Pa" - and it's generally thought Gable joined the forces after her death because he wanted to be killed in combat.
Lombard was known for her earthy humor, and while she loved "The King," she wasn't shy about his sexual deficiencies: "If Clark were one inch shorter, he'd be the Queen of Hollywood," she once said.
But here's another story. You'll forgive my not being detailed, but I'm not at home and only remember the basics: there used to be, as I've told you, a high-end brothel in Hollywood nicknamed "Mae's,"* rumored to be run off the books by MGM. It was insanely expensive, and with good reason - the girls were all doubles of popular stars like Myrna Loy, Joan Crawford or Norma Shearer. They were dressed in the latest fashion, their makeup was impeccable and they were au courant with the latest Tinseltown gossip.
Well, it seems that, on a Lombard movie, there was a writer who was desperately in lust with her. So, for a birthday present, his friends arranged a visit to Mae's, where one of the girls was - you guessed it! - a Lombard impersonator. When she appeared before the writer, he was thunderstruck, thinking this was the real Carol Lombard, willing to surrender herself to him. And so they spent the night in flagrante, with "Lombard" talking about the film they were shooting and also how unhappy she was with Gable, and perhaps the writer was the man she was looking for?
The writer was on cloud nine, and the next morning on set, couldn't stop talking about the night he'd had with "Carol." It just so happened that the real Lombard was passing by, and hearing the laughter, asked what the joke was. You can imagine the writer's surprise when his friends told her of the previous night's adventure.
The writer was crushed. But Lombard, far from being angry, was delighted at the impersonation and kept asking for more details. "Jesus, I've got to tell Clark!" she laughed, before stopping herself. "No, I can't. He'd go there!"
Lombard's DC-3 crashed into Mount Potosi, NV, just west of Vegas, on January 16, 1942. The remains of her doomed flight can still be seen and accessed, though it's not recommended by those who have been there:
http://goo.gl/ECbLUM
*because the madam bore a resemblance to Mae West.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2015 07:53 AM (X6fMO)
And paranoids can have real enemies. It's not a coincidence that the doodle visually represents their preferred version of the future.
That's one reason propaganda is effective, it's inescapable, it's everywhere, it's subliminal and obvious at the same time.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 11, 2015 07:53 AM (erRNA)
If I had a son to celebrate the eight years of my Glorious Reign...
Posted by: Barack Obama, Transitioning To Male at November 11, 2015 07:54 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: GORDON at November 11, 2015 07:54 AM (AoYFU)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 11, 2015 07:37 AM (DOie7)
Nidal Hasan
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 11, 2015 07:54 AM (7deSe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2015 07:55 AM (DUoqb)
I had a younger buddy who was green beret, he showed me gopro video from his time in Iraq. GD. I sat stunned.
I kept thinking "there is no f'ing way I'm going down that street." "There's no f'ing way I'm going through that door."
Posted by: traye at November 11, 2015 07:56 AM (MpCWm)
I am too. I think all former slaves should be eligible. Payments will be made by seizing the assets of former slaveholders. Seems perfectly reasonable to me.
Posted by: Realist at November 11, 2015 07:57 AM (1BQGO)
https://startpage.com
It's most of the Google search engine, but private. That's their whole deal. The worlds most private search engine.
Posted by: GBruno at November 11, 2015 07:58 AM (u49WF)
Buck Sexton brought up that those students pushing the reporter around were committing a crime. I forget the name exactly, but it was like "intimidation", where they are basically mobbing a person and intimidating in a threatening way.
Obviously enough someone calling for a mob of "muscle" to remove the reporter falls in that category. Public space is no safe space for him, except where they push him. They demonstrate the same purpose as Obama's ilk, pushing the mob mentality into the black community with their BLM crap.
Posted by: Illiniwek at November 11, 2015 07:59 AM (1XT+t)
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That Google doodle has more minorities in it than the entire Google workforce.
I had no idea that white men never served in the military. It must be my white male privilege that created the illusion that they did
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2015 07:59 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: TickledPink at November 11, 2015 08:00 AM (RLFFI)
In sane states, that's called "incitement to riot".
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2015 08:00 AM (U76Nz)
Another story about Mae's, which I know I've told before: there's a legend that Joan Crawford, known for her sexual appetite, once visited the brothel and "took over" as her own impersonator, leading one gentleman caller to marvel at the resemblance and ask Crawford, "Who's your plastic surgeon? You could be twins!"
Here's a luminous Carole Lombard in 1932s Sinners in the Sun. Enlarge the pic, look into her eyes and tell me you don't go weak in the knees:
http://goo.gl/djvpnP
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2015 08:01 AM (X6fMO)
"muscle" to remove the reporter falls in that category. Public space is
no safe space for him, except where they push him. They demonstrate the
same purpose as Obama's ilk, pushing the mob mentality into the black
community with their BLM crap.
Posted by: Illiniwek at November 11, 2015 07:59 AM (1XT+t)
Eventually someone is going to push back against the snowflakes and not give a shit about their safe spaces or feelings.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2015 08:01 AM (45oDG)
Barack must have been so impressed that there are Marines who can hold an umbrella for him. I'm not sure the doodle-solders could. They look ready to defend certain hashtags on Twitter, but that's about it.
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2015 08:02 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2015 08:02 AM (U76Nz)
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2015 08:02 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2015 08:03 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2015 08:03 AM (X6fMO)
Google. Also, Dog Pile searches the search engines. I just got out of
the habit of using it.
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I use BING too. I've never really had a hard time not finding things I'm looking for, and I'll jump through 10 fire hoops to avoid using the Big G.
Happy Veteran's Day to all who served and continue to serve. I have undying respect and gratitude for each and every one.
Posted by: Lady in Black....CRUZ / PAPERBAG 2016 at November 11, 2015 08:03 AM (pVkEV)
Thank you!
I know Gable had small one according to Carole & I bought Screwball from Amazon for more than I can afford, Lombard bio by Swindel. I read on & off through the summer & may start from beginning because I didn't read regularly & would have to try to remember.
She was in car accident ar 16 years old & Fox cancelled her contract because of scar. Carole had stitches w/o any anesthetic to save her perfect beauty. She was stuck in bed w/o moving any muscles for 6 months.
Thank you, again.
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 08:04 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 11, 2015 08:04 AM (eSVZ1)
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 11, 2015 08:04 AM (+Cb51)
Bing'er too. Plus I love seeing a new home screen pic every day.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2015 08:05 AM (U76Nz)
We could pay $10 million to every black person in the country. (Ok technically we couldn't; our economy is the pits) and it would change absolutely nothing.
There would still be this feeling of "white privilege." Slavery would still be brought up. Segregation would still be brought up. Apartheid would still be brought up. There is no amount of money we could pay for those (admittedly terrible) things to go away.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 11, 2015 08:05 AM (RLFFI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2015 08:05 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: dogfish at November 11, 2015 08:05 AM (0O2Lr)
For every hero on the stage
On parade or in the grave
With medals pinned and glory flags unfurled
The humble serviceman by scores
Packs the caissons, Guards the doors
Sails sea and sky across the troubled world
Comrades in arms who heard the call
And stepped across that line for all
Knowing well that fate might call their name
They crossed that sword mark in the dust
For freedoms sake and God they trust
And did it not for fortunes gold or fame
So on Remembrance Day give thanks
To veterans past and current ranks
And Praise Eternal God that they were there
Oh quiet heroes, every one
Without your hand, naught would be won
Pray our acclaim, the purest badge you wear
Posted by: Mr Wizard at November 11, 2015 08:05 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 11, 2015 08:06 AM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Colin at November 11, 2015 08:06 AM (0bEpn)
Posted by: subhuman taxpayer at November 11, 2015 08:07 AM (Ph45J)
still be brought up. Segregation would still be brought up. Apartheid
would still be brought up. There is no amount of money we could pay for
those (admittedly terrible) things to go away.
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I have no doubt. It's a cudgel that will never be dropped. Libtards like to snicker that we are stuck in the 1950s. Never once recognizing they're stuck in the 1860s and 1960s.
Posted by: Lady in Black....CRUZ / PAPERBAG 2016 at November 11, 2015 08:07 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 11, 2015 08:07 AM (7deSe)
There would still be this feeling of "white privilege." Slavery would still be brought up. Segregation would still be brought up. Apartheid would still be brought up. There is no amount of money we could pay for those (admittedly terrible) things to go away.
No. No there wouldn't. That's what reparations would pay for. STFU & STFD.
Once you have been paid off, the NDA kicks in.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2015 08:08 AM (U76Nz)
Here's an idea: eliminate the Communications Department. Why does a university with a J-School need a "Communications Department"? It's not an academic discipline anyway. Fire all of them. And Sociology, get rid of them too.
I'm sure Heinlein has some appropriate quote here, but if we dismantle their hiding places (like universities) the lefties will have to come running out like cockroaches into the light and face the world!
Posted by: MTF at November 11, 2015 08:09 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: @votermom at November 11, 2015 08:09 AM (cbfNE)
@124 Carole Lombard
That picture is scary like Chucky just before the maniacal laugh and he slashes at you with a machete.
'Lizzy Borden scary.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 11, 2015 08:10 AM (+Cb51)
Was that Potosi or Pelosi?
In all seriousness, after she was killed, Gable stayed away from MGM for several months. His chair in the commissary was upended and tilted forward. No one touched it.
Upon his return, he entered the room and you could hear a pin drop as he walked over to his chair, righted it and took his seat.
There wasn't a dry eye in the place.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2015 08:10 AM (uRmWf)
Probably the only place in the US that that's possible.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 11, 2015 08:10 AM (7deSe)
Posted by: dartist at November 11, 2015 08:10 AM (/tTDo)
"search engine that doesn't track you"
Posted by: @votermom at November 11, 2015 08:10 AM (cbfNE)
Inside a month it would all be in the pockets of Indians, Koreans and Puerto Rican Auto Customizers
Posted by: Mr Wizard at November 11, 2015 08:11 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 11, 2015 08:11 AM (xq1UY)
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My brother texted me a picture of him skiing yesterday from Vail. I don't think the lifts are open so he hiked up on snowshoes and skied down. Bonus points!
Posted by: MTF at November 11, 2015 08:12 AM (LISuA)
Spit & slit?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2015 08:12 AM (U76Nz)
I was ticked off when TCM had Summer of Stars & had nothing for Lombard. I bought a DVD collection w/Carole & Bill Powell & watched Nothing Sacred in past few days. That is still funny nearly 80 years later. They made fun of everything from Vermonters through reporters. I laughed out loud watching myself.
My Man Godfrey is in same DVD but I haven't watched yet.
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 08:12 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 11, 2015 08:13 AM (eSVZ1)
Posted by: Righter at November 11, 2015 08:13 AM (/SIwB)
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Exactly!
Posted by: Ben Carson at November 11, 2015 08:14 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 08:14 AM (sj3Ax)
Looks like Google has screwed the pooch again and they think our Armed Services are all minorities who are also all myopic. Sheesh.
Raise a glass today to all who served and smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2015 08:16 AM (ej1L0)
Inside a month it would all be in the pockets of Indians, Koreans and Puerto Rican Auto Customizers
Posted by: Mr Wizard at November 11, 2015 08:11 AM (eOpVe)
And shylock blood sucking diamond merchants from Hymietown.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2015 08:16 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 11, 2015 08:16 AM (7deSe)
About that time, no?
And 76 in Dallas.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2015 08:17 AM (U76Nz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2015 08:16 AM (uRmWf)
Well I certainly hope so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2015 08:18 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 11, 2015 08:19 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2015 08:16 AM (uRmWf)
Well I certainly hope so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2015 08:18 AM (DUoqb)
"Lees'n, meesteh! I got a suit, mit 2 pair pants, maybe!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2015 08:19 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 11, 2015 08:20 AM (eSVZ1)
Oh, I have no problem with the charges at all.
My question was along the lines of what culture teaches mothers that leaving a 1 year old in the care of other children, age eight and less is a good idea?
And what culture raises up an eight year old with such a callus disregard for human life that they can literally beat in infant to death with their bare hands?
That's the culture that I was questioning, which allows the events to take place leading to an eight year old being charged with murder.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 08:20 AM (ptqRm)
Hey! That was part of the plot of la confidential but I didn't know it was based on a real thing.
And God bless to all the vets and service members today.
Posted by: Lea at November 11, 2015 08:20 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2015 08:21 AM (UzPAd)
to take place leading to an eight year old being charged with murder.
A pathological one?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 11, 2015 08:22 AM (oVJmc)
myiq posted it yesterday on my home blog
(delete the space after .com)
https://crayfisher.wordpress.com /2015/11/10/we-dont-need-no-educayshun/
Posted by: @votermom at November 11, 2015 08:22 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Kentucky Kid at November 11, 2015 08:22 AM (PX8Ww)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 11, 2015 08:23 AM (Cq0oW)
Gotta use'm up before they go bad and then replace them with fresh supplies.
Remember to check your expiration dates, and put the new behind the old, and use up the old first.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 11, 2015 08:24 AM (+Cb51)
to take place leading to an eight year old being charged with murder.
Or a shoot out inside McDonalds in Ferguson Yesterday.
Posted by: Colin at November 11, 2015 08:25 AM (0bEpn)
In remembrance of my good friend Emmett Horn lost on December 23, 1964 on a combat patrol north of Special Forces Camp Ashau, I Corp, Republic of Vietnam.
Emmett was a bull rider from Vidor, Texas, and was on TDY status from the 1st Special Forces Group in Okinawa. While leading a combat interdiction patrol, it was ambushed with small arms and automatic weapons fire. The CIDG (Civilian Irregular Defense Group) soldiers (?) failed to respond to the ambush, and Emmett arose and moved down the line of cowering men to implore them to respond to the ambush. He was shot once in the back of the head and never regained consciousness.
Emmett was a man of courage and honor who gave his all for his fellow warriors and country. He was a friend of Barry Saddler, musician and patriot who mentioned Horn in his song and verse.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 11, 2015 08:25 AM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: screeching harpy of the Left at November 11, 2015 08:25 AM (PEFlK)
FIFO.
Makes me think I better check the weather. Wonder if we've got a front coming soon. Might need some propane.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 11, 2015 08:26 AM (eSVZ1)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 11, 2015 08:27 AM (Cq0oW)
After lengthy process European Union finally issues verdict, will label Jewish produce in move branded 'anti-Semitic' by Israel.
Why not just stick a yellow Jewish Star on them....Europeans are good at that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2015 08:27 AM (DUoqb)
Husband has closed his business today, and is heading downtown with his vet employees to watch the parade.
And here I sit waiting for the painters. Again.
At least I can watch the parade on television.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2015 08:27 AM (FsuaD)
It certainly seems disproportionate the play blacks get for having slavery in their past. What group of people on earth didn't have their ancestors enslaved at some point?
Also, over the 300 years of slavery when African blacks were brought to the U.S., the numbers were relatively small. It averaged just a little over 1100 per year, for a total of 340,000 in three centuries.
It can be argued that these blacks were the lucky ones. Slavery in Africa and under the Arab traders was far more brutal than the plantations of the U.S.
Posted by: jwest at November 11, 2015 08:28 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 11, 2015 08:27 AM (Cq0oW)
Well people had moe kids back then and what was one less kid in the long run anyway?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2015 08:28 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 08:28 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2015 08:29 AM (yddCj)
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*sniffs*
*reads label on vagina*
"Best by 1971"
Huh.
Posted by: Hillary(!) at November 11, 2015 08:29 AM (PEFlK)
Reparations would do nothing.
We could pay $10 million to every black person in the country. (Ok
technically we couldn't; our economy is the pits) and it would change
absolutely nothing.
There would still be this feeling of "white privilege." Slavery
would still be brought up. Segregation would still be brought up.
Apartheid would still be brought up. There is no amount of money we
could pay for those (admittedly terrible) things to go away.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 11, 2015 08:05 AM (RLFFI)"
No, indeed. You are wrong.
We could transfer millions of acres of land and billions of dollars in resources from government control into the private sector.
We could also generate a massive political fight between blacks who would receive that wealth and the environmentalists who want to keep it locked up. Throwing in language that requires a one man and one woman family would also make gays oppose the law and cause a fight between major parts of the Democrat coalition.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 11, 2015 08:29 AM (QHgTq)
That's the welfare state culture. And yes, it sucks.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 11, 2015 08:29 AM (1uTkE)
She's readying a lawsuit, methinks.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 11, 2015 08:29 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Hank Hill at November 11, 2015 08:31 AM (PEFlK)
He sent us a picture of it.
The baker must have attended school with our CiC:
"Happy Birthday Marine Corr"
*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2015 08:31 AM (FsuaD)
It will provide transgender veterans with primary care, hormonal therapy, mental health care and social work services. All of the providers in the clinic have a special interest in transgender care and will create an environment that celebrates and welcomes these veterans.
Are they fuckin kidding? There is no money, not enough Drs, and they are focusing on this shit....Fuckin A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2015 08:31 AM (DUoqb)
"Remember to check your expiration dates, and put the new behind the old, and use up the old first. "
And alphabetize! Labels all facing the same way!
Those in the know spell it CDO!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2015 08:31 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2015 08:27 AM (DUoqb)
Visit EUROPE! Almost 20 years without a genocide!
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 11, 2015 08:31 AM (yxw0r)
That Google doodle has more minorities in it than the entire Google workforce.
***
As a rule, the actual "diversity" of an organization is the inverse of the "diversity" it shows in its PR materials.
See, for example, any university's recruiting materials.
Posted by: Raspail at November 11, 2015 08:31 AM (QolCq)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 11, 2015 08:31 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 08:32 AM (sj3Ax)
@124 Carole Lombard
That picture is scary like Chucky just before the maniacal laugh and he slashes at you with a machete.
'Lizzy Borden scary.
OK. Try this:
http://goo.gl/X58aEB
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2015 08:32 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Third Wave Feminism at November 11, 2015 08:32 AM (sOhww)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2015 08:33 AM (U76Nz)
Well, according to Accu we won't expect anything close to a freeze until Dec. 2.
I'll go ahead and take 100 gallons, Hank, nonetheless.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 11, 2015 08:33 AM (eSVZ1)
Are they fuckin kidding? There is no money, not enough Drs, and they are focusing on this shit....Fuckin A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2015 08:31 AM (DUoqb)
Are you kidding? Seriously?
I was told by the VA weasel on Fox this morning that everything is going swimmingly now. Transgendered vets? That's a priority?
No words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2015 08:34 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2015 08:34 AM (U76Nz)
"The GOPempire Strikes Back"
with the hall stacked with Jeb! supporters who vigorously applauded everytime their special little fellow spoke.
And for Kasich as well!
So, I guess this was the premier of the formidable-
Jeb!/Kasich ticket
with Jeb! as the Low-Energy Good Cop
and
Kasich as his hunchbacked assistant Bad Cop.
So, it was particularly hilarious to see the Kasich of Notre Dame-
completely destroyed by Cruz using his Big Brain (TM) and Jedi mind tricks with one simple question.
Then Carly tagged in and kicked Kasich in the head a few times. Just. Because.
They would make a terrific team.
Cruz/Carly
Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2015 08:34 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
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According to google analytics, 82% of the commenters on this site are named Bruce.
#BloggingWhileBruce
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 11, 2015 08:36 AM (DOie7)
Are they fuckin kidding? There is no money, not enough Drs, and they are focusing on this shit....Fuckin A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2015 08:31 AM (DUoqb)
No words. We are so F'ed.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 11, 2015 08:36 AM (fWAjv)
I'll go ahead and take 100 gallons, Hank, nonetheless.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 11, 2015 08:33 AM (eSVZ1)
Feeding my off-the-grid fantasies. Unabomber shack or a sailboat. Just gotta get these kids to 21. (That used to be "Just gotta get these kids into college," but, yeah.)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 11, 2015 08:37 AM (yxw0r)
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Just getting with the program from their new Islamic overlords.
Posted by: MTF at November 11, 2015 08:37 AM (LISuA)
Hope the Ace community can get behind this project for vets
Posted by: pointsnfigures at November 11, 2015 08:37 AM (hSpC/)
Even when you do you're still a dude.... a mentally F'ed up dude, but still a dude.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 11, 2015 08:38 AM (fWAjv)
I'm very sorry about your sister, been there w/my late Mother & it sucks!
My Aunt is an Irish Catholic, who goes to mass every day. I called her & told her I wish my mother would just have a heart attack & die in 3004 or 2004 & my Aunt completely agreed. She's a retired nurse.
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 08:38 AM (sj3Ax)
>>in Hollywood nicknamed "Mae's,"* rumored to be run off the books by MGM. It was insanely expensive, and with good reason - the girls were all doubles of popular stars like Myrna Loy, Joan Crawford or Norma Shearer. They were dressed in the latest fashion, their makeup was impeccable and they were au courant with the latest Tinseltown gossip.
Hey! That was part of the plot of la confidential but I didn't know it was based on a real thing.
Oh, yes. In fact, in Budd Schulberg's* memoirs, he notes a scam going on in Hollywood in the 1920s - and probably earlier. The location was the bar of the swanky Ambassador Hotel, where showgirls and wannabe actresses would parade through the lobby, hoping to be seen by the right producer or director.
As Schulberg told it, if a yokel saw a girl who happened to look like a current star, a pimp would approach and pass themselves off as the girl's "director," noting that the purported star had just finished a movie: "ans she's so hot that all she wants to do after a wrap is hide in the hotel and screw her brains out for a week."
The yokel would take the bait, the pimp would take the money, and there you are.
*son of one of the founders of Paramount, leftie, and writer of What Makes Sammy Run?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2015 08:38 AM (X6fMO)
#twoyears
All I need.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2015 08:38 AM (U76Nz)
@210 Ok MP4
That picture speaks to me.
That's the expression of a wife who has just seen her husband do or say something incredibly stupid.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 11, 2015 08:39 AM (+Cb51)
The only journalistic task this person should be allowed to do is change the toilet paper in all of the truck stops restrooms.
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at November 11, 2015 08:39 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2015 08:39 AM (UzPAd)
I do this with flour, rice, jerky, sugar, cornmeal...you name it. It works great and I never have expired stuff in my emergency stores. And always dig through the store shelves and get the items with the farthest-away expiration dates.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 11, 2015 08:40 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: MTF at November 11, 2015 08:40 AM (LISuA)
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See my 146. It only covers part of her job. It's all for show.
Posted by: MTF at November 11, 2015 08:41 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 08:42 AM (sj3Ax)
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White Italian Catholic culture, circa 1969. Age 11. Left in charge of four younger children regularly. Sum total of instruction: There's food in the fridge so feed it to 'em when they're hungry. Watch all the TV you want. Get everyone out if there is a fire. No hitting.
First of many leadership appointments. Worked out well for all involved.
Posted by: Raspail at November 11, 2015 08:42 AM (QolCq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 08:42 AM (ptqRm)
The courtesy appointment was procedural, but she's still employed by the communications school, right? Still infecting the minds of youth with her fringe radicalism.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 11, 2015 08:43 AM (oVJmc)
I'm not even off the grid but I think about that a lot.
It's good to have things to think about.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 11, 2015 08:44 AM (eSVZ1)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 11, 2015 08:25 AM (OiFtZ)
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Remembered, indeed. Well done.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 11, 2015 08:44 AM (OWndX)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 11, 2015 08:45 AM (PHxng)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 11, 2015 08:46 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 11, 2015 08:46 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Third Wave Feminism at November 11, 2015 08:32 AM (sOhww)
I almost fell outta my chair when I saw that...it reminded me of the scene in the "Blues Brothers" where the Nazi guy was using the bull horn and telling the crowd that the Jews were using the Blacks as "muscle". Wow...she is a loon and she is a "teacher"? Good God.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2015 08:46 AM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 11, 2015 08:46 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 11, 2015 08:47 AM (eSVZ1)
Is it still safe to eat? and how can I tell? Jar still sealed. But the color is a little darker red than fresh.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 11, 2015 08:47 AM (+Cb51)
Always good to review Horowitz's exposure of the insanity of the call for reparations,
http://archive.frontpagemag.com/readArticle.aspx?ARTID=24317
though Obama's Marxist school of Black Liberation Theology says reparations do not go far enough. They want the white man removed from all power.
But that BLT crap sandwich is simply another Soviet style commie front, with no altruistic goals, except belief in raw power to conquer the masses, using divisive identity politics to control violent mobs.
Posted by: Illiniwek at November 11, 2015 08:48 AM (1XT+t)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 11, 2015 08:48 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 08:49 AM (ptqRm)
Elizabeth Laird is in the hospital here in Killeen. She is known as the "Hug Lady" by those who have flown in and out of Robert Gray Army Airfield here at Ft Hood. She would give every troop a hug prior to deployment and when they would return home.
She is in a bad way, and prayers would very much be appreciated.
http://www.arklatexhomepage.com/news/fort-hood-hug-lady-hospitalized
Posted by: SMFH at November 11, 2015 08:49 AM (nPI1N)
I think killing baby Hitler was a set up to make Jeb! Look tough.
I'm going to take a nap.
Later!
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 08:49 AM (sj3Ax)
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If you were one of those imbalanced people from Hoarders, you would. I've seen them eat stuff that would make most people gag. I wouldn't eat it. If it's looking discolored, toss it. But then again, I'm kinda OCD on stuff like that.
Posted by: Lady in Black....CRUZ / PAPERBAG 2016 at November 11, 2015 08:50 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 08:50 AM (ptqRm)
Give it a go. What's the worst?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 11, 2015 08:51 AM (eSVZ1)
Was the mother completely gone or just taking a nap or nearby?
My sister and I were too close and age for this to apply directly. My cousins though are closer to this: 8 and 9 when the baby was 1. They were often left in charge of the baby if mom was making supper or taking a nap our outside mowing or running to the grocery store real quick (as in less than 30 minute round trip). Realistically, I think that particular age range SHOULD be capable of watching younger children for a short amount of time.
I am more concerned with the psyche of the kid than the mother. Clearly, he is evil and disturbed and probably psychopathic. A kid doesn't get that way on his own, so....is there any salvaging this child?
Posted by: TickledPink at November 11, 2015 08:51 AM (RLFFI)
Posted by: MTF at November 11, 2015 08:52 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: SMFH at November 11, 2015 08:49 AM (nPI1N)
Sent. She sounds like an angel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2015 08:53 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: JT at November 11, 2015 08:53 AM (jZ2GJ)
Just from the experience I had with peanut butter. Someone here said it was ok, but I found out the first exposure to out of date peanut butter would make you sick for a couple of days, but after that you had a immunity and you were good to go.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 11, 2015 08:53 AM (+Cb51)
3 years and a different color? It might be light skunked. Like what happens to beer when it has been subjected to light.
I would toss it.
The expiration date on most products is the amount of time that a manufacturer gives to a product if stored under proper conditions. I wouldn't go too much beyond it.
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2015 08:53 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: TickledPink at November 11, 2015 08:51 AM (RLFFI)
Mom was at the club.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 11, 2015 08:53 AM (fWAjv)
I never watch LA Confidential.
In one of my earlier drafts of the Theda Bara novel I'm barely working on, I used the Schulberg anecdote as part of the story, but I don't know if I'll still keep it. What I really need is someone I can say, "here's what I've got, where should it go?" For some reason, finding a coherent plot has stymied me for the last couple of years.
Thank you again,MPPPP.
My pleasure, Carol. BTW, if you want a movie recommendation, I suggest The Emperor Waltz, starring Bing Crosby and Joan Fontaine. It takes place in Austria, just before WWI, and Der Bingle is a gramophone salesman trying to get Emperor Franz Josef to buy one, and thus make his fortune. The Emperor agrees. . .if Bing will give up the noblewoman he's fallen in love with and let her marry a more socially appropriate fellow.
It was directed by Billy Wilder, and is one of the few films he regretted helming. TCM showed it once, but haven't in a long time. It is available on DVD, though.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2015 08:53 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 08:53 AM (sj3Ax)
Murderer by age 8? No. JMHO.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2015 08:54 AM (U76Nz)
If anybody is interested, I have published a small tribute to my Dad's military service in the form of a historical novel.
"To Save Us All From Ruin" is built around excerpts from Dad's WWII diary and his experiences at Anzio. Of course there's a bit of whimsy, there are peonies in the latrine, and lots of pie! Oh, and a beautiful Italian singer. Link in my nick to a sample chapter.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 11, 2015 08:54 AM (NeFrd)
How much is a jar of Pace Picante sauce? $2? $3?
How much would doctor visits/antibiotics for possible food poisoning be?
Is the risk really worth the reward?
Posted by: TickledPink at November 11, 2015 08:54 AM (RLFFI)
Posted by: SMFH at November 11, 2015 08:55 AM (nPI1N)
But this I can relate:
WWI
Dad's Dad's name is on the Memorial Bridge in town. I'm not sure what his service amounted to. He was the young manager of a major local employer, vital industry, so I wonder if he never saw combat.
My Dad's uncle on his mother's side is also named on that memorial bridge. Don't know if he saw combat, but I expect he did.
Mom's Dad caught a whiff of mustard gas on the battlefield. Not fatal, but he was reportedly never quite the same.
WWII
Dad was in the army, but never left the USA, and in fact was never far from home. He helped train pilots for the Army Air Force.
My Father-in-Law actually had an eye put out by a B-B as a child (we told you that could happen!) and so he had to work to get in the service. He taught celestial navigation down in Florida.
My uncle, later my step-Dad (that's as complicated and ugly as it sounds), was a front-line medic in Europe. Minimal training: patch 'em up, send 'em back to the real doctors. Only thing I ever heard of his service was one instance where a soldier had the skin of his head split. As he relates it, with amusement, when he got through stitching him up, there was a big leftover fold of skin. Good enough; leave the pretty-fying for the real docs.
Mom's brother Ed was young enough, he hit Europe after D-Day and didn't see a lot of combat. I've related some of his war stories on here before. After VE Day, he was one of those young boys who was preparing for the invasion of Japan. He's still around, and his great-grandchildren can thank nuclear physics for that.
Viet Nam
My brother-in-law Vince, who died last month, joined the Navy in Viet Nam. He was in "Communications." The secret kind he never could talk about.
Home or abroad, whatever branch, however much they saw of combat, all honor to our military men and women.
Posted by: mindful webworker at November 11, 2015 08:56 AM (rIQuo)
Went Clubbing for the night.
Woke up next day to find the baby in the crib, and unresponsive.
http://tinyurl.com/oax4fu6
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 08:56 AM (ptqRm)
Now it's our turn to pay her back with hugs.
Posted by: SMFH at November 11, 2015 08:55 AM (nPI1N)
Sending prayers and mental hugs her way.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2015 08:56 AM (FsuaD)
Under ObamaCare, no-one becomes ill.
And if they do, the medical care is free.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 08:58 AM (ptqRm)
Well that is worse. Definitely makes mom an accessory and negligent.
I still maintain any normal, sane 8 year old should be able to watch a younger sibling.
The child is evil, lock him up. Away from Mommy.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 11, 2015 08:59 AM (RLFFI)
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 08:59 AM (sj3Ax)
Had the great fortune to watch the changing of the guard, and see 22 Honor Flight vets there. Found out later they were all from Savannah.
I had tears in my eyes and a lump in my throat.
The thought of the SCOAMF or that idiot Biden defiling the Tomb today for the wreath-laying makes my blood boil.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2015 08:59 AM (FsuaD)
My bank account and the insurance premiums I pay would like to kindly disagree with that statement.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 11, 2015 09:00 AM (RLFFI)
Posted by: Carol at November 11, 2015 09:00 AM (sj3Ax)
Key word there seems to be "Normal".
And...the eight year old was not related to the dead infant.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 09:01 AM (ptqRm)
I don't think Lefties will find it very enjoyable.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 11, 2015 09:01 AM (u5gzz)
Over/under Michelle will wear a happy flowered print dress again?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2015 09:03 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2015 09:03 AM (UzPAd)
But...but...but Obama promised us.
Next, you're gonna tell me there really isn't a pony somewhere in that pile?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 09:03 AM (ptqRm)
http://dailycaller.com/2015/11/09/
meet-the-privileged-yale-student-who-shrieked-at-her-professor/
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2015 09:04 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
****
MPPP- I have a block of free time coming up for reasons that I won't go into. If you don't mind my cockeyed view of the world I'd be willing to take a look. seamus_muldoon at the yahoo dot com
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 11, 2015 09:06 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2015 09:03 AM (NOIQH)
I'm sure it will be something inappropriate to go along with her bored scowl.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2015 09:07 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 11, 2015 09:07 AM (fWAjv)
And
When the backlash against the Left finally comes, it's gonna be epic.
Consider the trap the Democrat Party is getting themselves into with #BlackLivesMatter. They cannot say no to them. BLM is essentially holding the Democrat Party hostage. However outrageous their demands, Democrats have to agree with them.
And their demands are not going to go from "more radical" to "less radical."
The Democrats have built their empire on minority votes. It may ironically be the thing that destroys them.
Posted by: V the K at November 11, 2015 09:07 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Bruce Muldoon at November 11, 2015 09:08 AM (NeFrd)
When is the "KKK is on the Mizzou campus" rumor mongering president of the Missouri Students Association going to announce his resignation?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 11, 2015 09:09 AM (BK3ZS)
The baker must have gone to school with Barky:
"Happy Birthday Marine Corr"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2015 09:11 AM (FsuaD)
Oh, you mean for this?
http://tinyurl.com/nkbdqaz
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 09:11 AM (ptqRm)
The only thing about that I disagree with is it's not just minorities. With every day, kids are turning 18. And more and more of these white kids are joining the resistance. It's "cool" to be anti-establishment. It's "cool" to be anti-authority.
So, more and more voting whites have and will join the BLM matter movement. I think there is only one entity in the entire country that would stand up to BLM. And, that's Disney. Sadly.
It's sad when Disney, a place for children and families, has more control over its parks and operations than college campuses and government institutions.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 11, 2015 09:12 AM (RLFFI)
REAVERS!!!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 09:12 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at November 11, 2015 09:14 AM (Ja56Y)
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 11, 2015 08:24 AM (+Cb51)
That's called FIFO: First In, First Out.
I do that when I buy my Dannon Coffee Yogurt (which I have every morning as I no longer can have caffeine). When I bring home yogurt, I have to take all the containers out of the fridge and restack/restock according to expiration date.
Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2015 09:15 AM (dcIVz)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 11, 2015 09:15 AM (u5gzz)
Thank you for this. My husband just retired and I was wondering if we'd keeping getting 10% off there. Sure is nice on big purchases.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 11, 2015 09:15 AM (nXeSu)
Just got here (no small feat) and started reading comments.
Who shows up? The man around here I'd want watching my back in a (pardon me ladies) shitstorm.
Hi ya Nam Grunt.
Posted by: teej at November 11, 2015 09:16 AM (g/2WM)
Posted by: Bruce Muldoon at November 11, 2015 09:17 AM (NeFrd)
I simply show them my Retired Military ID. Each day, every day.
Same with Mrs VIA and her spousal ID.
Never an issue. Never need more documentation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 09:19 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 11, 2015 09:19 AM (L1v+w)
Posted by: V the K at November 11, 2015 09:19 AM (O7MnT)
Did get on Twitter a couple times. Laughed and laughed at all the comments re Kasich. Dude is not liked by anyone but David Frum.
Nuff said.
Really like Carly's focus in the closing statements. We need her energy somewhere, even if she's not the nominee.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 11, 2015 09:20 AM (nXeSu)
Posted by: Denmark at November 11, 2015 09:21 AM (u5gzz)
I am completely serious about rotating stock. I bought a can of tomato paste, on impulse, something about hungry for spaghetti, and thought the can of tomato paste would be useful.
I tend to eat the same thing for a long time, and then stop and eat something else. So I have these odd orphans sitting in the back of the pantry growing older.
I have a bag of rice I forgot to date. I don't know how long it has been there. And some beans. Odd stuff I bought on impulse like canned sauerkraut for reuben sandwiches that I didn't get around to using up.
I hate to throw food away.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 11, 2015 09:21 AM (+Cb51)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 09:21 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: SnowyBits at November 11, 2015 09:21 AM (JiwFW)
>>Same with Mrs VIA and her spousal ID
Cool. I was thinking that my id really looks the same...
Thanks.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 11, 2015 09:22 AM (nXeSu)
Son said the bakery that misspelled "Corps" was Kroger. Sheesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2015 09:22 AM (FsuaD)
****
Do they just lie back and think of England?
Posted by: Bruce Muldoon at November 11, 2015 09:22 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: teej at November 11, 2015 09:22 AM (g/2WM)
It's about time someone spoke up. I'm a 12A myself.
Lowell George aside, there's really no reason to have little feet around here.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 11, 2015 09:23 AM (xq1UY)
Hi Jane! You should send that picture of the cake to Cakewrecks, a site I go to when I need a little laugh.
Posted by: SnowyBits at November 11, 2015 09:21 AM (JiwFW)
Great idea!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2015 09:23 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 11, 2015 09:23 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 11, 2015 09:06 AM (NeFrd)
Seamus, thanks for the offer; you're a solid man! Just give me a couple of days to put some notes together; I have about five chapters, if you could stand reading them, but beyond that, it's a struggle to figure out where to go.
But here's a hint:
http://goo.gl/L4iXto
That is the "Babylon" set of D.W. Griffith's 1916 epic Intolerance, one of the biggest sets ever created in silent-era Hollywood. I want the penultimate chapter of my book to take place there as the whole structure collapses in walls of flame - a sort of Michael Bay blockbuster scene, if you will.
And now, I've got to check out your book. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2015 09:24 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: steevy at November 11, 2015 09:25 AM (8HTq1)
Mrs VIA's now deceased Great Aunt (b. 1911, d. 2011) was exactly like that.
Couldn't figure out why she kept asking me to take her to different banks every so often.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 09:25 AM (ptqRm)
I learned this reading "Black Rain" by Michael Critchton.
You cannot so much as touch another person without their consent.
Obviously when you get onto a subway car, you have implicitly granted consent.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 11, 2015 09:26 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 11, 2015 07:10 AM
Funny, that. My city's a bit more conservative than most of MA. On Monday I had an invitation to my little goddaughter's elementary school for their first annual Veterans' Day flag raising and patriotic songfest. The principal looked around at us and said "Boys and girls, these heroes in front of you are the reason you have a day off on Wednesday." Judging by all the vets, there was a lot of dust out there that morning. Even had a little reception for us. Some people still get it, even here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2015 09:27 AM (ttnnR)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 11, 2015 09:27 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 11, 2015 09:27 AM (Ja56Y)
With the one at my church, anything with protein is most appreciated and anything with a pop open top is helpful.
And if you have extra can openers around, toss them in there too.
We can discuss root causes and how the gov't makes things worse all day, but if the choice is between throwing out the food and giving it away...
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 11, 2015 09:27 AM (nXeSu)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 11, 2015 09:28 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 11, 2015 09:09 AM (BK3ZS)
Have they found the offending feces yet? No feces, no peace!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2015 09:29 AM (493sH)
http://tinyurl.com/ob2gkoo
"13-Year-Old Guns Down Home Invaders with Mom's Gun. 1 Dead, 1 Arrested."
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 11, 2015 09:31 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2015 09:31 AM (ptqRm)
this. Son's veterans group ordered a Marine Corp(se) birthday cake, and
he sent us a picture of it.
The baker must have gone to school with Barky:
"Happy Birthday Marine Corr"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2015 09:11 AM
You laugh, Jane. Once when I was deployed, many moons ago, it happened that we did a little celebration for the Marine Corps' b-day. The formal speechifying was delegated to a Marine 1LT. He must have been terrified of public speaking, because throughout the entire speech he referred to the "Marine Corpse". It was painful to listen to.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2015 09:31 AM (ttnnR)
myiq posted it yesterday on my home blog
(delete the space after .com)
https://crayfisher.wordpress.com /2015/11/10/we-dont-need-no-educayshun/
Posted by: @votermom at November 11, 2015 08:22 AM (cbfNE)
I watched it this morning. It's very good.
What's three times three?
Nine. Wrong.
Gender equality. Correct!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2015 09:32 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Colin at November 11, 2015 09:34 AM (0bEpn)
He strikes me as a bit...off. His claim that everywhere outside the United States is some kind of nonsense-free enlightened educational Eden is just plain wacky.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 11, 2015 07:25 AM (kpqmD)
Did you see the short film about the SJWs made by an Aussie? It's featured in the sidebar. The fact that the SJW warrior and totalitarian prof all speak with Aussie accents and say exactly the same sort of crap you can hear at Mizzou or Yale shows that PC is cancer infesting the entire Western world.
It's why the Europeans don't have the balls to defend their own civilization.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 11, 2015 09:37 AM (u0lmX)
When they pause to take a break, extend your hand, silently offering them an Oreo cookie.
Double stuffed, if you have them."
Genius.
Posted by: Motown Mope- they're suh sorry at November 11, 2015 09:37 AM (24c3y)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 11, 2015 09:38 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 11, 2015 09:39 AM (u0lmX)
IIRC, the Intolerance set was burned for GWTW?
No. Intolerance was a flop, and Griffith lost the lot at the corner of Sunset Boulevard where the movie was filmed, so he couldn't afford to have the thing torn down. In 1919, the LAFD declared the thing a fire hazard and tore it down themselves.
The burning of Atlanta was at the old Pathe Pictures lot in Culver City, which, since it was going to house the "Tara" and "Twelve Oaks" sets, had to be cleared. I've heard that sets for King Kong, The Thief of Baghdad and The Last of the Mohicans were among those burned, but I have no confirmation.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 11, 2015 09:50 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: qzy at November 11, 2015 09:58 AM (88hAL)
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SMAW ergo sum.
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SMAW ergo sum.
Posted by: The Welding Philosopher at November 11, 2015 10:16 AM (o+SC1)
Was in the sidebar from yesterday IIRC.
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