The Phantom Poop: Was the Alleged Poop-Scrawled Swastika That "Triggered" Lower-Tier School U Missouri Actually a Stinky Hoax?

Where is the evidence of this fecal glyph? How hath this stool left no spoor?

Sean Davis has been calling people to determine who exactly saw this Phantom Poop, this Spectral Specimen. What seems to have happened is that someone reported it, claiming not to have seen it, but to have "learned of it" from a... flyer, advertising the claimed existence of the asserted Poo Rune.

Davis has probed into the very bowels of this mystery, but has of yet got naught but foul hot air emanating from some nether place of the imagination.

"On Saturday, October 24th, at 2:00am an individual came into one of the restrooms in Gateway Hall and drew a swastika on the wall with their own feces," Donley wrote in a letter several days after the alleged incident. "This event happened while many students, including myself, were already asleep."

Later in his letter, Donley noted that he only founded out about the alleged vandalism incident "via a flyer posted on the walls" of the dorm.

Who the hell posts a flyer about a sinker?

Although Donley did not respond to repeated requests for comment prior to publication, The Federalist spoke with two RHA staffers while trying to get in touch with Donley. Neither had personally witnessed the poop swastika. When asked if there was any photographic evidence of the alleged incident, one staffer replied, "Not to my knowledge."

Frankie Minor, the director of residential life at Mizzou, did not respond to repeated requests for comment on whether he personally saw the poop swastika or any photographic evidence of it.

Read on -- no one has actually seen the Crepuscular Crapscription. They all have mere heard-tell of it.

Meanwhile, the Mizzou campus police are urging students to report any incidents of "hurtful speech."


"Social justice" may be "delayed."

We are through the rabbit hole now. And the rabbit hole went through a toilet.

I have some complaints to make on that score. So do the reporters roughed up by fascist bullies.

Posted by: Ace at 04:38 PM




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1 Meanwhile, the Mizzou campus police are urging students to report any incidents of "hurtful speech"
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This creeps me the fuck out.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:40 PM (+eR2D)

2 Who determines if the speech is "hurtful"?

If a professor tells you you're going to fail class unless you study harder, is that grounds for calling police?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:41 PM (+eR2D)

3 Shorter version: you call bullshit re: the wall shit.

If so, you agree with me.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 04:41 PM (iIzG7)

4 "hurtful speech"

*shaking head*

Posted by: Feh at November 10, 2015 04:42 PM (tlLDg)

5 Is being denied acceptance to a fraternity/sorority "hurtful" speech?


They are taking the lid off a can of worms they are going to regret opening.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:42 PM (+eR2D)

6 THEN WHO WAS POOP?

Posted by: Guy Who's Wanted to Bring That Meme Back For Months at November 10, 2015 04:43 PM (dciA+)

7 How hath this stool left no spoor?

Silent but deadly?


Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 04:43 PM (DL2i+)

8 Poop swastika?


The deuce you say!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 10, 2015 04:43 PM (4ErVI)

9 Are the students who went after the student journalists going to be brought up on charges?

Because they should be.

You know what? Time to make the other side play by their rules.

Every single student on campus needs to call in about everything. Every little thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at November 10, 2015 04:44 PM (mf5HN)

10 Who determines if the speech is "hurtful"?
Posted by: DangerGirl


The most butthurt, weepy axe-grinder in any given crowd.

Posted by: Joey Joe Joe Biden at November 10, 2015 04:44 PM (rSTkb)

11 "Is being denied acceptance to a fraternity/sorority "hurtful" speech?"

It depends. Is the aggrieved person a member in good standing of the Party?

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 04:44 PM (iIzG7)

12 Seriously, we should lock these sensitive souls in padded rooms for their own good, so they can't be harmed by anyone or anything.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:45 PM (+eR2D)

13 Its no big deal, it was just a Baby Ruth.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at November 10, 2015 04:45 PM (XRxxn)

14 If a professor tells you you're going to fail class unless you study harder, is that grounds for calling police?

Yes, damn it!! I couldn't find a safe space to study. I'm trying to create a home here!!!

Posted by: Sophomore SJW at November 10, 2015 04:45 PM (GgxVX)

15 I have some hurtful speech for them right here.




And, of course, all hate incidents and all rapes on campus are now faked unless there is videotape. Sorry, we're at that point. Stop shouting 'Wolf!'

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 10, 2015 04:45 PM (AC0lD)

16 As for the Shitstika, total hoax.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:46 PM (+eR2D)

17 ah, the mystery of the errant poop.

has anyone made an always sunny reference yet?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2015 04:46 PM (AkOaV)

18 nazi's wouldn't use shit for the swastika

pee, maybe, after a lot of schnapps

Posted by: Feh at November 10, 2015 04:46 PM (tlLDg)

19 "Are the brownshirts who went after the student journalists going to be brought up on charges?"

Let's call them what they are, people.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 04:46 PM (iIzG7)

20 Heil Shitler!

Posted by: Albert Spoor at November 10, 2015 04:46 PM (8ZskC)

21 It is all progressing as I have foreseen (and paid for)

Posted by: George Soros at November 10, 2015 04:46 PM (bsDXW)

22 The lack of evidence is proof that these racists are sneaky bastards.

Posted by: Lazarus Puthy at November 10, 2015 04:47 PM (5fSr7)

23 Why the protests at Miserlou? Here are 14 reasons. My favorite is # 13.

http://tinyurl.com/oyrqqls

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 04:47 PM (Nwg0u)

24 We are through the rabbit butt hole now.

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 04:47 PM (2oWD2)

25 Wait...was it really scrawled with poop?

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 04:47 PM (mcm0N)

26 Something doesn't smell right about this.

Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (7Kbxu)

27 Batshit.

off topic, but sallie mae is trying to sell me insurance now? What is that about? They are apparently sallie mae insurance services now. WTF?

Posted by: Lea at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (lIU4e)

28 by the powers invested in me by the Greate Moron Horde, I herewith designate November 10 as "National Offend a Collegian Day"

Posted by: Feh at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (tlLDg)

29 This is a subplot in some Vietnam War movie IDRC the name of.
Willem Defoe might be the Phantom Shitter.

Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (DL2i+)

30 They're just agitating to change the university's name to Duke!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (xodPA)

31 I'd suggest replacing "SJW" with "cry bully".

Term created by British writer Julie Burchill, she defines a cry bully as as one who always explains to the point of demanding that one agrees with them and always complains to the point of insisting that one is persecuting them.

SJW doesn't belittle them enough.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (NOIQH)

32 Under a Trump or Cruz administration a DOJ swat team would be on its way to Mizzou to stick the 1st Amendment up the Mizzou rabble rousers ass and break it off ...among other things.
Yes, elections can, and do, have consequences.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (3ZttN)

33 I'm surprised this didn't happen at FeCal State.

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (2oWD2)

34 I'm looking forward to some of the more enterprising criminal elements to figure out that security is running around chasing bad words and use the distraction to commit actual crimes on the publicly accessible campus grounds.

Burning times cannot get here quickly enough.

Posted by: shillelagh at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (L3vVL)

35 Time to make the other side play by their rules.

That's what I thought when I saw Claire Mccaskill's "it's a joke, I thought you guys were in was on PC" twitter whinge. You made the rules. Now, you follow them.

Posted by: no good deed at November 10, 2015 04:49 PM (GgxVX)

36 And, yes, of course this is a hoax. How could it not be?

It's just "Idiocracy" coming true, only in real life it isn't a comedy.

Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 04:49 PM (7Kbxu)

37 I saw Phantom Poop open for George Michael at the Agora Ballroom in '86.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 04:49 PM (FsuaD)

38 I don't think ANY of the incidents are true.
(1) Racial epithet hurled at SJW student body president from "men in a pickup truck".

The way he makes it sound, it was a long string of epithets, not the quick driveby barely audible sound you might expect.

He does not claim to have the license #.

(2) Racial epithet hurled at a group of black students.

No evidence and, interestingly, no severely injured taunter.

(3) Fecal fascism.

Here's my totally speculative hypothesis: In fact, there was a swastika incident. In April. The story doesn't really tease out the motivation, but to make a long story short, it was a white guy, it did not seem to be some sort of organized threat of any kind and he pled down to a misdemeanor.

But it was April and handled quickly. If you want to see if a racial incident is a hoax, find out if there's a suspect within 48 hours. If not, it's probably a hoax.

But by then the sports season is over, finals are gearing up, graduation, spring and nobody gives a damn about Social Justice.

So the new student president, full of vim, vinegar and vitality decides that he wants to get a discussion going on "systems of oppression" (most of the examples in his Facebook rant are not racial, they're LGBT) and so he either invents or wildly exaggerates an incident.

A couple of copycats later and the president not reacting to assholes who blocked the homecoming parade and all of a sudden dimwitted people who are not burdened by difficult academic programs have something to be mad about.

But when you look at the complaints and people say them out loud "A random person said something mean to me" it sounds...crazy. And that they hold anyone responsible for this is...doubly crazy.

Yet that is where we are. They are children -- with daddy issues -- and they demand the parentis (who is also loco) shield them from the dangerous world.

It's daddy issues all the way down.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (Xd2w5)

39 "asking individuals who witness incidents of hateful and/or hurtful . . . actions to . . . call the police"

Then everyone who saw the video of the local photographer getting pushed around by students and faculty can call the police. That's great.

Posted by: m at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (tElZn)

40 BTW, I doubt a "real" neo-Nazi would scrawl his movement's sacred sign in shit. (See what I did there?)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (xodPA)

41 That should be "in a war."

Posted by: no good deed at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (GgxVX)

42 drew a swastika on the wall with their own feces," Donley

Now how would he know it was written with THEIR OWN FECES unless...

Could it be...?

Why would he not assume they used dog feces? Or that they had visited an EPA office that day and borrowed their errant hall-feces? Or stolen the feces from a front passed out freshman?

Hmmmmmmmm

Posted by: The Hardly Boys, investigating their first raging clue at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV)

43 Wow.

So, campus police officially getting the university officially involved in this fascistic nonsense generated by near lunatics.

I see absolutely no way this can go wrong for-

Missouri Lawyers.


This just seems like a vast variety of lawsuits waiting to happen.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (0cMkb)

44 Where is the evidence of this fecal glyph? How hath this stool left no spoor?

This is just a drug-induced Occupy Wallstreet squatter having flashbacks...

I remember, man, first I saw a rainbow...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (qCMvj)

45 If they really wanted to terrorize, these racists should have painted a PoopNoose. Maybe with a little turd hanging from the end.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (+eR2D)

46 "by the powers invested in me by the Greate Moron Horde, I herewith designate November 10 as 'National Offend a Collegian Day'"

Sorry, Feh. The Marines share this day with NOBODY. Not that the mere existence of a single Marine on this planet doesn't, by itself, offend a "collegian" plenty.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (iIzG7)

47 Davis has probed into the very bowels of this mystery...

*****

LOL

Like a Proctologist for the Truth.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (mcm0N)

48 We are through the rabbit hole now. And the rabbit hole went through a toilet.

Trainspotting Nation. It's just lovely.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (zc3Db)

49 "SJW doesn't belittle them enough."
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Yeah, they don't get the irony in calling them "warriors." I've been thinking more along the lines of "Social Justice Whiners," but "cry bullies" is pretty terrific!

Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (7Kbxu)

50 Was this Fecallnacht or the Reichsturd Fire?

Posted by: Albert Spoor at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (8ZskC)

51 Let me guess, the flyer was posted by somebody named 4chan?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (nFdGS)

52 When I saw the video of "professor" Click, I could have sworn she swatted the reporter.

I'd be filing assault charges so fast....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (FsuaD)

53 Poop is a Lefty thing - pooping on police cars, flinging at Republicans at the 2008 RNC, Tawana Brawely hoax rape/kidnapping, etc.

I recall from my college child psych class that obsession with one's own feces is a developmental stage during toddler years - and these Lefties are certainly stalled in their emotional development.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (NOIQH)

54 Wait...was it really scrawled with poop?

Posted by: Danube River Guide

Can anything really be scrawled with poop? Doubtful. Painted? Sure. Smeared? Absolutely. But scrawled? No. I don't think so.

Posted by: Dang, washing his hands at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (2oWD2)

55 So, does the president of the university get his job back?

ok, no. He resigned because he couldn't handle the protesters.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (Chwge)

56 2 Who determines if the speech is "hurtful"?
If a professor tells you you're going to fail class unless you study harder, is that grounds for calling police?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:41 PM (+eR2D)




If some black guy says "white men can't jump," report his ass for hurtful speech.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (oKE6c)

57 Boy, when this first came up I thought the use of N word was phony but at least the shitstickle was real. Wrong again! Completely phony from the word go.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (Nwg0u)

58 poo poo pa choo

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (3mTyP)

59 (1) Racial epithet hurled at SJW student body president from "men in a pickup truck".

____________________________________

They were just singing the lyrics from the latest rap song.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (NjiZL)

60 Of course it's a hoax. These things are ALWAYS hoaxes. I doubt the racial slur accusations as well. It's all a bunch of bullshit.

Posted by: Lauren at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (bYGAR)

61 Sounds like a case for the Hardly Boys and their raging clues.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (OD2ni)

62 9-1-1, i'm in an emergency situation!! Someone called me a prick in a rude tone. At least I think it was "prick". It might have been rick, or mick, or vic. Anyway since anyone of those aren't my name and it was said in a mean tone I'm not in a safe space!!. Come get me in a safe zone now!!

Posted by: P.J. Boy at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (No/ki)

63
if someone drops a load and no one is there to see it, does it make a sound ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (3mTyP)

64 It's a Kwanza miracle!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (Nwg0u)

65 So this IS just like the Salem Witch burnings.

Rumor and hysterical little girls take out their psychosis on someone they don't like or who has ignored them or made them act like adults and not little girls.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (Xo1Rt)

66 So, campus police officially getting the university officially involved in this fascistic nonsense generated by near lunatics.

I see absolutely no way this can go wrong for-

Missouri Lawyers.


This just seems like a vast variety of lawsuits waiting to happen.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (0cMkb)


Meh. They love this sort of shit in Missouri. In 2008 you had a bunch of DAs and Sheriffs who formed a Barky "troof squad" and wanted to prosecute and jail people who ran anti-Barky ads for the election campaign. This is nothing compared to that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (zc3Db)

67 If you've ever read "National Lampoon's 1964 High School Yearbook", this reminds me of The Mad Crapper

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (GrXXa)

68 going home, night guys

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (3ZtZW)

69
Hiiiiiiideeeey Heil Hitler!


Gee, zis bathroom looks like a nice place to draw ein swastika!

Posted by: Herr von Henkel - Ein Fascist Poo at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (0cMkb)

70 Read on -- no one has actually seen the Crepuscular Crapscription. They all have mere heard-tell of it.


This is a job for the sphincter spelunkers.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (oKE6c)

71 Missouri State's Bowl Game

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (2oWD2)

72 I swear I was not in Missouri on the night in question.

Posted by: Najeh Davenport at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (OD2ni)

73 30 They're just agitating to change the university's name to Duke!

****

Dookey U.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (mcm0N)

74 Dear Mizzou Police:

I was told that I am not allowed to say certain things in public for fear of reprisal by the SJW crowd, who are apparently the "in" crowd now instead of the jocks and their blonde girlfriends.

This is very hurtful to me because I actually was taught American Civics in high school and I have actually read the Constitution. I am deeply offended and now I don't think I could possibly send my child to your school for fear of the fascist actions of your school and your students.

Please consider this a request for the administration to punish those responsible.

Sincerely,

An Actual American Citizen

P.S. Bite my Ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (+YMhA)

75 "Where is the evidence of this fecal glyph? How hath this stool left no spoor?"

Oh, eat shit and die, you fucking Ewok American. You fucking *pogue*! I was there man! I was in the shit with the grunts!

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (3dOE/)

76 Did it really happen at 2:00 AM on the nose?

Posted by: jrb at November 10, 2015 04:54 PM (HI72K)

77 later and the president not reacting to assholes who blocked the homecoming parade and all of a sudden dimwitted people

The broken rectum theory of crowd control policing.

Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 04:54 PM (DL2i+)

78 Are we sure that the EPA Phantom Shitter hasn't struck again?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 04:54 PM (oKE6c)

79 DaveA, #29:

Flight of the Intruder. Entertaining movie, much better book.

Posted by: JPS at November 10, 2015 04:54 PM (RvKyL)

80 How hath this stool left no spoor?

Is this a turd which I see before me? Scat, where is thy stink?

Posted by: pep at November 10, 2015 04:54 PM (LAe3v)

81 So this IS just like the Salem Witch burnings.

Rumor and hysterical little girls take out their psychosis on someone they don't like or who has ignored them or made them act like adults and not little girls.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (Xo1Rt)


Yeah ... I really miss the Victorian Age when screwed up girls would just go silent and motionless with hysterical paralysis. Man ... those were the days ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 04:54 PM (zc3Db)

82 Why would anyone victimize themselves with such a heinous act of racism and violence?

..........oh yeah.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 10, 2015 04:55 PM (datdl)

83 72
I swear I was not in Missouri on the night in question.

Posted by: Najeh Davenport at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (OD2ni)


Don't look at me, I am more of a sunburst kind of guy.

Posted by: Al Roker at November 10, 2015 04:55 PM (3dOE/)

84
Oh, eat shit and die, you fucking Ewok American. You fucking *pogue*! I was there man! I was in the shit with the grunts!



Posted by: Brian Williams at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (3dOE/)


And I was there writing with the shit too!

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 10, 2015 04:55 PM (oKE6c)

85 Meh. They love this sort of shit in Missouri. In 2008 you had a bunch of DAs and Sheriffs who formed a Barky "troof squad" and wanted to prosecute and jail people who ran anti-Barky ads for the election campaign. This is nothing compared to that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (zc3Db)


You're right.

I'd forgotten all about that.


MISSOURI - The Show Me Fascist State!


Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2015 04:55 PM (0cMkb)

86 Clever post, Ace, with all the polite references to excrement.

This thread is going to stink like shit. Also, I can add to it by saying that Mahatama Ghandi had a shit fetish. And a piss fetish too. He used to drink his own piss. I learned this from Oregon Muse and his Sunday book thread.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 10, 2015 04:55 PM (2x3L+)

87 Pretty shitty post Ace.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 10, 2015 04:56 PM (N8hFs)

88 Mizzou's football teams sucks!



Hateful speech or the truth?



You decide.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 10, 2015 04:56 PM (jJRIy)

89 Will no one rid me of this meddlesome turd?

Posted by: Henry II at November 10, 2015 04:56 PM (oKE6c)

90 I was left a hurtful message to someone with a fart, but this? This is just... disgusting.

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 04:56 PM (2oWD2)

91 Or stolen the feces from a front passed out freshman?

Hmmmmmmmm
Posted by: The Hardly Boys, investigating their first raging clue at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV)

New definition of a turd burglar.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 04:56 PM (+YMhA)

92 . But scrawled? No. I don't think so.

High fiber vegan diet.

Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 04:56 PM (DL2i+)

93 Shit just got......unreal.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (RFeQD)

94 >>>"On Saturday, October 24th, at 2:00am an individual came into one of the restrooms in Gateway Hall and drew a swastika on the wall with their own feces,"

Logical non-sequiturs like this really annoy me. Why does this person have so little imagination?

If there were two perpetrators, the drawer could have used xer accomplice's one's feces. Or perhaps xhe came across an unflushed toilet and used anonymous feces?

The possibilities are endless.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (E5UB0)

95 Meanwhile, the Mizzou campus police are urging students to report any incidents of "hurtful speech"
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This creeps me the fuck out.



Cloward Piven. Burn the phone lines up. Keep them constantly tied up.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (U76Nz)

96 They are also claiming a bunch of white males beat up a black concernedidiot on campus. They have a photo of a kid with a shiner but that is all. No police report. No msm report. It's so bogus. I've never seen people who shd know better buy into this BS. Scary.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (iQIUe)

97 "He used to drink his own piss."

At last it can be told. Bear Graals learned it from Gandhi. Who knew?

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (iIzG7)

98 I originally started coming to this blog for smart military blogging, but I'm staying for the Mystery of The Shitty Swastika!

Posted by: PaperworkNinja at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (J991N)

99 Fecal Glyph being a great name for a band.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (F7nSF)

100 One slight bit of good news: The Journalism School is meeting to decide whether or not to revoke the courtesy appointment of Professor Melissa "Carrot Top's tranny sister" Click, she being technically from the Communications Department.

Posted by: T at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (NctcF)

101 Yo!


!

Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (GwIKd)

102 OT:

Who's in the Kiddie Debate tonight?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (0cMkb)

103 You just can't make this "shit" up. Victims, victims everywhere.

Posted by: dufuss at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (1b61d)

104 >>>And the rabbit hole went through a toilet.


This is a welcome update to make my tale to make it more diverse. The white rabbit is now a brown rabbit. And instead of a pocketwatch he's carrying Ahmed's clock.

Posted by: Lewis Carroll at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (E5UB0)

105 Sean Davis used the word --"drew"--I actually submit that the word--"scrawled" --is more--fluid...

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (mcm0N)

106 So many questions regarding the use of fecal matter for the swastika.

Was it human? If so, did a member of the smear campaign offer up some of their own? Or did they use hobo scat?

Did they use hands? Did they wear rubber gloves? Did they use a paint brush? If they used a brush, did they clean it properly with turpentine and let it dry?

Or was it animal poo? If so, German Shepard would be most appropriate.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (jR7Wy)

107 Those screaming people in the videos: how'd they get into college?

Posted by: m at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (tElZn)

108 The Ides of Thermidor are almost upon us. I suspect several of these clowns will take each other out before all is said and done.

Nobody seems to recall the fates of Marat, St Just, and Robespierre.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (T0MgD)

109 94
>>>"On Saturday, October 24th, at 2:00am an individual came into one of the restrooms in Gateway Hall and drew a swastika on the wall with their own feces,"




The possibilities are endless.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (E5UB0)


Exactly.


http://weburbanist.com/2010/12/19/ poop-culture-11-examples-of-excellent-excrement-art/


Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (3dOE/)

110 Can anything really be scrawled with poop? Doubtful. Painted? Sure. Smeared? Absolutely. But scrawled? No. I don't think so.


Posted by: Dang, washing his hands


Depends. Is he getting enough fiber?

Posted by: pep at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (LAe3v)

111 El Marko makers >>> Skid marks You connect the dots.

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (2oWD2)

112 Posted by: T at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (NctcF)

yes, yes, a symbolic vote to repeal a courtesy appointment.

That'll show 'er!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (AkOaV)

113 Somebody on Twitter made a great point: we elected a SJW President, and this kind of crap is the natural result.

Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (7Kbxu)

114 Fight the power, man!

Posted by: Ocuppy Wall Street Trooper Cruiser Pooper at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (9YHfj)

115 Missouri is 4-5 -- 1-5 in conference. If anything on campus smells like shit, it's the Tigers' record this year, and somehow I think it won't get any better against BYU.

There, I said it.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (iIzG7)

116 I smelled a racist fart in our school library when I was in college. But that was the 80s. No one really said anything back then.

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (2oWD2)

117 Is there any way to blanket moniter the FB shananigans of non-students insulting these little shits?

Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (Fmupd)

118 much better book.

Posted by: JPS


Thanks,
?Stephen Coonts? - a whole great series.

Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (DL2i+)

119 " drew a swastika on the wall with their own feces,"

Why do they assume it is with the artist's own feces? It may be someone else's feces or animal feces. And why do leftys also resort to feces? I'm sure Freud would have a field day with their regressing.

The Poop Revolution! It stinks and it is brown!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (iQIUe)

120 1517 - Luther writes the 95 Theses


2015 - Some useless wanker writes the 95 Feces



No need to watch Idiocracy; we're living it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (oKE6c)

121 >>>88 Mizzou's football teams sucks!

Hateful speech or the truth?

You decide.


They lost to Vanderbilt this season. Even the SJWs won't touch that one.

Posted by: T at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (NctcF)

122

Some lab should test the poop DNA if they can find it.

Kevin Bacon?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (qCMvj)

123 OT but, where is the Happy Birthday USMC thread?!!!!! I mean, do you want to be responsible for DC getting all despondent about not getting a Moron Happy Birthday & drowning his sorrows in something foul like cotton candy flavored vodka or candy apple flavored whisky? Who knows what kind of trouble that could lead to. No one wants to see another tomahawk episode! Well, unless he's shirtless & posts pics. The 'ettes are totally down with that.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (X8HOp)

124 Why do they assume it is with the artist's own feces? It may be someone else's feces or animal feces.


They doubtless used the clean end.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (oKE6c)

125 Pure unadulterated bull shit. Every day for at least another year and change.

Crap.

Posted by: se pa moron at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (7v/r5)

126 What would be the point of doing it in feces anyway? What does that add? If you're the kind of person who wants to put up a swastika, then presumably you like what it stands for. But if you construct it out of feces, then it looks more like you don't like what it stands for.

It's insane.

Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (7Kbxu)

127 110 Can anything really be scrawled with poop? Doubtful. Painted? Sure. Smeared? Absolutely. But scrawled? No. I don't think so.




Possible if turd is highly polished.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (U76Nz)

128 He who writes upon these walls...

Posted by: Bruce at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (8ikIW)

129 116 I smelled a racist fart in our school library when I was in college. But that was the 80s. No one really said anything back then.
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (2oWD2)

===============
That's nothing. I was in the library when someone tooted the Horst Wessel Lied.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:02 PM (iQIUe)

130 And imagine how they will lose their ever-freaking minds if somehow a Republican wins the election next year, even though in practical terms that hypothetical Republican is likely to govern more like one of them than one of us.

Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 05:02 PM (7Kbxu)

131
drew a swastika on the wall with their own feces," Donley

Now how would he know it was written with THEIR OWN FECES unless...








I'm NOT gonna do the handwriting analysis on this one.

Posted by: CSI Missouri at November 10, 2015 05:02 PM (FeQTe)

132 Ok, forgive me if this was answered on a previous thread. Why is there an attempt to silence the media? The media would be very sympathetic to this cause. Someone floated the idea that there might be an activist there who needed to keep a low profile. But if his activism kept the cause from getting more exposure, that would defeat the purpose and I'd expect he'd recuse himself.

Although I'm all for reporters being made to pay for what they have wrought. How much of the nonsense over the past several decades could have taken place if the media had done their jobs ethically? Not much.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:02 PM (E5UB0)

133 1517 - Luther writes the 95 Theses
2015 - Some useless wanker writes the 95 Feces


What do you expect from a Diet of Worms?

Posted by: pep at November 10, 2015 05:02 PM (LAe3v)

134
"Who the hell posts a flyer about a sinker?"
...................

Or a floater.

Posted by: wth at November 10, 2015 05:02 PM (wAQA5)

135 From the side bar....

African boy/Moslem rapes a Swedish girl, and is still in school?

That seems to be a problem, right?

Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (GwIKd)

136 I can't believe that we lost to these guys.

Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (nFdGS)

137 sean davis' play on words on his twitter feed almost made me poop my pants

Posted by: Nora at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (Trq86)

138 One can't really dust feces for prints

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (T0MgD)

139 110 Can anything really be scrawled with poop? Doubtful. Painted? Sure. Smeared? Absolutely. But scrawled? No. I don't think so.


It certainly places an emphasis on brevity.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (oKE6c)

140 These malicious idiots are making the girls at Salem seem very credible in comparison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (vw+Kc)

141 Here I shit broken hearted.
Thought it was shit but only so much fartgas.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (Nwg0u)

142 Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (oKE6c)
-----

That's a good one. A better one would be to wait for the playing of rap music, and report all the misogyny and hate speech that's overheard. Reminds me of when the NFL wanted to penalize the use of the N word and the black players were the first to complain.

Posted by: Saltydonnie at November 10, 2015 05:04 PM (i6shs)

143 Posted by: The Hardly Boys, investigating their first raging clue at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV)
---------------------------------------------------------
Beat me to it, sorry.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:04 PM (E5UB0)

144 If the poop fits you must convict .

Signed.
Juan Carlos "the Jackal " Danger

Posted by: Drpullit at November 10, 2015 05:04 PM (FCLuF)

145 African boy/Moslem rapes a Swedish girl, and is still in school?
That seems to be a problem, right?
Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (GwIKd)




They just haven't kicked her out yet.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:04 PM (oKE6c)

146
Nobody seems to recall the fates of Marat,

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (T0MgD)






Not much chance of that. You'd NEVER find these college hippie fascists in a bathtub.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (FeQTe)

147 It's dat poop again!


https://youtu.be/o_F_e4Bznzk?t=42s

(little bit of a language warning)

Posted by: the old man Clemens from Billy Madison at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (REdlt)

148 Right...at an exact time, specifically with "their own" art supplies, but no evidence, witnesses etc.

Nazi symbol, but we're not hearing from Jewish students exactly.

Huh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (nXeSu)

149 All of the incidents mentions sound like they were taken out of a cheap 3rd grade novel......obviously made up as far as I can see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (gf8BH)

150 I would hope every Christian group and other undesireable groups would rise up from their second tier status and demand equal protection from the law.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (IGSVv)

151 Here I shit broken hearted.
Thought it was shit but only so much fartgas.
Posted by: The Great White Snark
-----------------------------------------------------
In this case "He who writes on bathroom walls" would be the more appropriate doggerel.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (E5UB0)

152 If Breitbart were still with us, I bet he'd offer $100,000 to the person who cleaned up the poo if that person were willing to take, and able to pass, a lie detector test on his claim.

Posted by: VA MK Z at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (+0aiQ)

153 I'm choking to death here reading this post.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (evdj2)

154 Constipation = writer's block.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (oKE6c)

155 I remember the graffiti on the trash can outside Cauthorn Hall at Oregon State University in 1982 during my sophomore year there:

"Cheat Until Caught, Then Lie."

Sadly, not drawn in poop. At the time I thought: "Oh, yeah, words to fail by."

Little did I know that they would become the governing principle of the DemonRat Party and the GOPe, as well.

WASTF.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (F7nSF)

156 As for the swastika thing, look: If you go to the second floor men's room in Mizzou's library, the stalls are covered with explicit graffiti, mainly inviting the user to get a blow job while there. Even if the poop swastika was real, saying it was an incitement to acts of racism is like saying the graffiti in the men's room inspired the guy who was lurking in there once actually asking people if they wanted to be serviced.




Not that that ever happened to me....

Posted by: T at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (NctcF)

157 NCIS would have has the poop analyzed PDQ and the culprit under arrest in less than a hour

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (gf8BH)

158 also, Ace, stop advancing the narrative of the perfect poo...you know, one that was pooped out and smeared in an offensive manner by an desireable.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (IGSVv)

159 >>Why do they assume it is with the artist's own feces? It may be someone else's feces or animal feces.

President Obama we have some good news. We did an DNA sample on the urine used to write Obama Sucks Donkey Balls in the snow and we've discovered it's Joe Biden's urine.

Unfortunately, it's Michelle's handwriting.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (/tuJf)

160 127 110 Possible if turd is highly polished.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM

Howdy hoooooo

Posted by: Mr. Hankey at November 10, 2015 05:06 PM (+HxkQ)

161 Constipation = writer's block.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (oKE6c)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 05:06 PM (zc3Db)

162 Tawana Brawley scrawled epitaphs on her own body using dog poop. Alas when seen by anyone other than Tawana, it was upside down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2015 05:06 PM (vw+Kc)

163 Are we sure it was feces?

Couldn't it have easily been menstrual blood that was mistooken for feces?

Were samples taken to ascertain if it was human exkreta?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (fY89o)

164 Why is there an attempt to silence the media?

-
We don't know what they were trying to hide. There were rumors there was celebrity activist present. We know it wasn't Sharptoon because he'd have had a bullhorn and a pedestal.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (Nwg0u)

165 Just to remind everyone here that because of an alleged phantasmagorical poop of which no photos exist, and because of an alleged incident in which racial slurs were yelled from a vehicle, to which there were no corroborating witnesses, one of the leftist students at Miz-zoo actually _embarked upon a hunger strike_ against the university administration.

Yes. Not kidding. He declared he was ready to starve himself to death over these absolutely horrific transgressions against racial dignity and social justice.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (noWW6)

166 A turd by any other name would smell as foul.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (Xo1Rt)

167
I keep hearing Space Truckin' in my head.

We're space truckin' round the the stars
Come on let's go Space Truckin'

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (iQIUe)

168 So has anyone found the person or janitor who cleaned the supposed shit up?

Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (GwIKd)

169
Light 'em up and let's roll, boys, someone's been called a doodyhead!

Posted by: MUPD at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (2WoCi)

170 Has anyone actually called that number and reported that they saw a journalist being threatened and physically removed from a public space? I'm a little leery of calling from my cell, and I don't know if there are any pay phones left in this city.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (xuouz)

171 THEN WHO WAS POOP?

Posted by: Guy Who's Wanted to Bring That Meme Back For Months


Crosspoops or Longpoops?

Posted by: Discuss at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (kHgvV)

172 154
Constipation = writer's block.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (oKE6c)


Upper decker = ?

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (3dOE/)

173 Tawana Brawley scrawled epitaphs on her own body using dog poop. Alas when seen by anyone other than Tawana, it was upside down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2015 05:06 PM (vw+Kc)


And probably mispelled

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (gf8BH)

174 also, the dicklessness of teh admin to resign.

What the fuck? Fight back!

Threaten scholarships. There are 1000's of kids who would punch their grandma in the dick for a chance to play college ball. Also...missing games hurts your nfl draft chances.

fuck em all sideways

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (IGSVv)

175 Wait Ace went for "scawled" in the header.

Hell I would go for the full alliteration--

Scrawled a swastika with his stuhl.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (mcm0N)

176 Was it a Nazi swastika? Or a Indus one?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (evdj2)

177 When you meet a grad of Mizzou's J school, what do they axe you?



"You want to super size your order"

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (jJRIy)

178 Too bad the graffiti artist used a symbol and didn't use words, we could have narrowed it down to the Education majors based on the number of misspelled words.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (T0MgD)

179 It's only November. I think we can rule out Mr. Hanky, the Christmas poo.

Posted by: VA MK Z at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (+0aiQ)

180 Maybe it was just some foreign exchange student from Tibet. The "swastika" symbol is actually a symbol of good luck in their culture. I'm still trying to figure out why he's shit, "good luck" to anybody...

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (2oWD2)

181 So political speech is now a crime at Missouri.

How long before the ever helpful folks at twitter and Facebook proactively alert the coppers to speech not officially approved by the Citizens Speech Monitors?

Posted by: MTF at November 10, 2015 05:09 PM (LISuA)

182 In other National news, the Missouri State University system has shown the country what a bunch of lint linking libtards they are. An educational antimo showing the Nations Parents where not to send their child next year.

Well done Missouri. Well done.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:09 PM (Xo1Rt)

183 162 Tawana Brawley scrawled epitaphs on her own body using dog poop. Alas when seen by anyone other than Tawana, it was upside down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2015 05:06 PM (vw+Kc)



Yeah, that 85 IQ figure is tough to believe.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:09 PM (oKE6c)

184 @180

The photo is A YEAR old. Someone found it on a google search, it has NOTHING to do with Mizzou. NOTHING.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 10, 2015 05:09 PM (jJRIy)

185 158
also, Ace, stop advancing the narrative of the perfect poo...you know, one that was pooped out and smeared in an offensive manner by an desireable.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (IGSVv)


Was immaculate defecation already uttered?

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:09 PM (3dOE/)

186 Don't try and pin this shit on me.

Posted by: Mr. Hankey at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (REdlt)

187 There was a second crapper on the grassy knoll.

Posted by: Bruce at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (8ikIW)

188 Maybe it was the EPA...

Posted by: MTF at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (LISuA)

189
PoopSwastika smells like ConcernedStudents1950.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (iQIUe)

190 Is it is hoax? It's ALWAYS a hoax. And even in the rare case when it isn't, it's a vast overreaction to what would otherwise be a nothingburger.

Posted by: despair at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (VrdxH)

191 as opposed to a promo.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (Xo1Rt)

192 I am just going to resign my job...which for middle aged white guys, is the equivalent of an nfl gig. Because some kids protested? And want bullshit black stuff everywhere?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (IGSVv)

193 What seems to have happened is that someone reported it, claiming not to have seen it, but to have "learned of it" from a... flyer, advertising the claimed existence of the asserted Poo Rune.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

This is what happens when you drink too much poo-rune juice.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (E5UB0)

194 THEN WHO WAS POOP?

Posted by: Guy Who's Wanted to Bring That Meme Back For Months

Crosspoops or Longpoops?



.45 acpoops or 9 mmoops?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (U76Nz)

195 Heil Shitler!

Posted by: Albert Spoor


Well-played.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (/Ho8c)

196 There's only one man that can restore calm and civility to this dire situation.

Ladies and gentlemen, Gen. Colon Powell!

Posted by: Joey Joe Joe Biden at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (rSTkb)

197 You know, there's a little bit of Hitler in that poop.

Think about it.

https://youtu.be/XD_ZQwfODtg?t=46

Posted by: Neil DeGrasssse Tyson at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (9YHfj)

198 159
>>Why do they assume it is with the artist's own feces? It may be someone else's feces or animal feces.



President Obama we have some good news. We did an DNA sample on the urine used to write Obama Sucks Donkey Balls in the snow and we've discovered it's Joe Biden's urine.



Unfortunately, it's Michelle's handwriting.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (/tuJf)


lol

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (3dOE/)

199 "ESPN Presents ... A 30 for 30 Special."

"Privilege"

"What if I told you that the man on the hunger strike, the man who demanded the president of the University admit his white privilege - what if I told you he was raised in Omaha, Nebraska - and is the son of a man worth $20 million."

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 10, 2015 05:11 PM (veJi0)

200 Let me spell it out for you

I T D I D N O T H A P P E N

Like every other campus hate crime it was made up.

Posted by: Picric at November 10, 2015 05:11 PM (3ULiU)

201 Grumpy, as I mentioned earlier. If you asked these college genii if it was right handed or left handed the swastika, all you will get is a mental flat-line.

And then probably something like "Sharpton guide us!" as smoke issues from their ears.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2015 05:11 PM (vw+Kc)

202 Probably wasn't a long bowl movement, but definitely a cross bowl movement.

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:11 PM (2oWD2)

203 Bigfoot stew.
First, get yourself a sasquatch.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 05:11 PM (Nwg0u)

204 Sieg Heil, everyone. You sure all do smell liek flowers...

Posted by: Mr. Hankey, the Fascist Poo at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (vBeA5)

205 Brains Benton and the Mystery Shitter

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (evdj2)

206 "punch their grandma in the dick"

Huh.

There's a pithy turn of phrase I had not heard before.

I'm probably glad that my grandmas are both dead.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (+YMhA)

207 When I went to College the worst racism I saw was that against white students by the black power people on campus

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (gf8BH)

208

btw,
enjoy, if you haven't been there lately

support Sabo!


http://unsavoryagents.com/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (qCMvj)

209
Seriously, what was their point?

http://goo.gl/J2uWp

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (iQIUe)

210 My take-away, when in Missouri, don't ask to borrow a pen.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (T0MgD)

211 When I went to College the worst racism I saw was that against white students by the black power people on campus
*********
indeed.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (IGSVv)

212 I'm sorry, it's The Poops.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (evdj2)

213

btw,
enjoy, if you haven't been there lately

support Sabo!


http://unsavoryagents.com/


look for the one with Che's face in it...
it's briliant
and Bernie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (qCMvj)

214 >>Can anything really be scrawled with poop? Doubtful. Painted? Sure. Smeared? Absolutely. But scrawled? No. I don't think so.


Well, if they had drawn Mary in poop they could have sold it in a gallery, like the infamous elephant dung Madonna.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (NOIQH)

215 "what if I told you he was raised in Omaha, Nebraska - and is the son of a man worth $20 million"

Figures.

Posted by: Lauren at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (LzzEz)

216 Yes, it wouldn't surprise me at all if the poo and the pickup truck incident were both 100% hoaxes.

This is a journalism school after all. The kids are just putting into practice the current accepted journalistic standards that they're being taught in their classes.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (E5UB0)

217 Tawana Brawley scrawled epitaphs on her own body using dog poop.
Posted by: Anna Puma

So now the dogs are racist, too?!?

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (2oWD2)

218 I just figured out why Missouri hasn't had any famous writers since Mark Twain.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (oKE6c)

219 Does poop swastica =flushed Koran?


??

Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (GwIKd)

220 "Founded" out?

Even the grammar has turned crappy.

Posted by: Mr. Hankey at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (REdlt)

221 Little known fact. That little moustache below Hitler's nose isn't hair... it's poop.

Posted by: Der Fecal Führer at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (vBeA5)

222 60's protesters - peace movement
15's protesters - bowel movement

Posted by: se pa moron at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (7v/r5)

223 And the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls and bathroom stalls.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (Nwg0u)

224 Yoda:
Worse, it will get.

Obi-wan:
No shit.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (MQEz6)

225 Nowadays the worst racism on campus is committed by whites against other whites! PROGRESS

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (xuouz)

226 So now the dogs are racist, too?!?


Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (2oWD2)


Not only that, but they write upside down.
Fact.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (oKE6c)

227 You know, there's a little bit of Hitler in that poop.

Think about it.

https://youtu.be/XD_ZQwfODtg?t=46


Wow, that's funny. The first 40 seconds were my day, and I enjoyed the hell out of it.

Posted by: pep at November 10, 2015 05:15 PM (LAe3v)

228 "SJW doesn't belittle them enough."
=======
Yeah, they don't get the irony in calling them "warriors." I've been thinking more along the lines of "Social Justice Whiners," but "cry bullies" is pretty terrific!

Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (7Kbxu)

I've been calling them "Social Justice Whores" for a while now.

Posted by: Blano at November 10, 2015 05:15 PM (heN73)

229 126 What would be the point of doing it in feces anyway? What does that add? If you're the kind of person who wants to put up a swastika, then presumably you like what it stands for. But if you construct it out of feces, then it looks more like you don't like what it stands for.

******

I don't know why this is cracking me up. Looking for reason in liberal illogic is like looking for raisins in this corker.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 05:15 PM (mcm0N)

230 Are there any "hate crimes" on campuses that turn out to be real?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (evdj2)

231 Socially juvenile weenies?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (No/ki)

232 So, hundreds of selfie obsessed, smart phone carrying, millennials and no picture?

Someone drew a swastika on my house in the online game RUST and WE reported THAT.

A real to God shit swastika and no picture?!!? Bullshit. It'd be on the cover of Huffpo for YEARS!!!

Posted by: smileynh at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (cwBD4)

233

Cruz Chucks!

http://unsavoryagents.com/?projects=chucks

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (qCMvj)

234 I made a Rubik's cube from my morning load, and twirled things around so all the dark brown is on the top side.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (U6f54)

235 NOBODY EXPECTS THE PHANTOM POOPER!

Posted by: Phantom Pooper at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (WiU5D)

236 He wanted to go all the way?

Chris Berman, the longtime ESPN host known for his catchphrases, was the subject of a recent sexual harassment claim against ESPN that was settled, according to The Big Lead.


Can't anyone at that liberal bastion of ESPN keep it in their pants?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:17 PM (gf8BH)

237 Little known fact. That little moustache below Hitler's nose isn't hair... it's poop.


The Nasty Adolph is not unknown to the Horde.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2015 05:17 PM (evdj2)

238 The Steaming Swastika

Posted by: wth at November 10, 2015 05:17 PM (wAQA5)

239 Well, folks, on a lighter note, it is snowing like crazy outside, for the third day in a row. Last year we had to move the Iditarod start to Fairbanks for lack of the white stuff, but this year should be great. Son needs a new sled--we've worn out that old sheet of cardboard, so it looks like I will be shelling out the big bucks for a real one. Can't get old inner tubes anymore, but those were the best sleds ever. We had a truck tire tube that we could load eight kids on and take down the ski jump hill. Kids would bounce off at every bump. Too much fun.

Sometimes it pays to remember childhood fun.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 05:17 PM (+YMhA)

240 126 What would be the point of doing it in feces anyway?

--

According to some, using that material makes an otherwise mundane exercise into art.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 10, 2015 05:17 PM (T0MgD)

241 So that's why there's sometimes bits of corn in turds. Punctuation!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (oKE6c)

242
Ich machte eine poop swastika in meine Windel.

Posted by: Baby Hitler

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (kdS6q)

243 Assuming this did happen, is this a "blacks only" dorm?

Yes - Then the blacks did it themselves.

No - Then why would anyone assume it was directed at blacks?

It's a HOAX.

Posted by: despair at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (VrdxH)

244 Were there peanuts in the poop?

Posted by: George Washington Carver at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (2oWD2)

245 On a scale of 0 (being totally true) to 5 (massive load of b.s.), we rate this story 5 Courics.

Posted by: European Fecal Standards and Measurements at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (REdlt)

246 Lol, the picture is a year old. Wow, that University President is a fuckin' idiot.

Posted by: smileynh at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (cwBD4)

247 233

Cruz Chucks!

http://unsavoryagents.com/?projects=chucks
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (qCMvj)

Very cook chuckies, but for $170, they had better make me tall and blonde as well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (+YMhA)

248 244 Were there peanuts in the poop?
Posted by: George Washington Carver at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (2oWD2)


Parentheses!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (oKE6c)

249 I figured it was all fake. So who were the outside organizers?

Posted by: dagny at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (niUg3)

250 obama weigh in yet?

Posted by: Feh at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (y20Dp)

251 So that's why there's sometimes bits of corn in turds. Punctuation!

--

Sounds like hate speech to me

Posted by: Cornelius Stool at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (T0MgD)

252 " And the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls and bathroom stalls."

Thread winner.

Posted by: Lauren at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (GZ6Pf)

253 Cruz Chucks!

http://unsavoryagents.com/?projects=chucks
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (qCMvj)

Very cook chuckies, but for $170, they had better make me tall and blonde as well.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (+YMhA)


if his Brietbart poster were for sale, I would already own it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (qCMvj)

254 Ordure, as a medium, is not for dabblers. I once saw a budding young Rembrandt pull off his full diaper and proceed to create a mural of what could only be described as "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich." Raw talent at it's finest.

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (3tjn4)

255 Well, folks, on a lighter note, it is snowing like crazy outside, for the third day in a row. Last year we had to move the Iditarod start to Fairbanks for lack of the white stuff, but this year should be great. Son needs a new sled-



Looks at temp gauge. Glares at 75 degree reading.
Too hot to hunt.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (U76Nz)

256 Lol, the picture is a year old. Wow, that University President is a fuckin' idiot.



Posted by: smileynh


How do you work this crazy thing?!? looking at calendar

Posted by: University President at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (2oWD2)

257 Hitler's sporting a dirty Sanchez?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (Xo1Rt)

258 There are 1000's of kids who would punch their grandma in the dick

I remember the days when kids used to respect their elders.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (kHgvV)

259
Hitler's remains were dumped down a storm drain which led out to the sea. So, Hitler morphed into fish poop.

All roads lead to poop.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (iQIUe)

260 machte eine poop swastika in meine Windel.

Posted by: Baby Hitler

***

Almost pissed myself laughing,

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (mcm0N)

261 257 Hitler's sporting a dirty Sanchez?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (Xo1Rt)




Uh oh ... hurtful speech ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:21 PM (oKE6c)

262

Ach du lieber! Es ist Jeb Bush in einer Zeitmaschine!

Posted by: Baby Hitler

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 10, 2015 05:21 PM (kdS6q)

263 obama weigh in yet?

Actually, yesterday the WH praised the "protesters" for protesting for "change."

Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:21 PM (/dSsq)

264 And the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls and bathroom stalls.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (Nwg0u)



Hello Feces, my old friend

I've come to draw with you again

Because a swastika needs to be here

In a medium come from my rear

And the vision that was planted in my brain

Still remains

Upon tile walls of bathrooms

Posted by: Exlax and Garstinkel at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (0cMkb)

265 Top Ten Things to Draw with Poop

10. Chocolate cake

9. Snickers bar

8. Sherlock Holmes

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (MQEz6)

266 Reggie is writing his magnum opus, using Barry as his inkwell.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (oKE6c)

267 Heil Shitler!

(SIAP)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (7RXcs)

268 Somebody redo the Obama/Hope Picture with P-O-O-P, yet?

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (3dOE/)

269 "I'm surprised this didn't happen at FeCal State."

A new form of protest at FeCal Berkeley. Just you wait.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 05:23 PM (iIzG7)

270 Lid up! Don't poop!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2015 05:23 PM (LUgeY)

271 Actually, yesterday the WH praised the "protesters" for protesting for "change."

Change what? Change a diaper?

The idiot in the WH knows only one thing. Change is needed. Unless he's in the WH. Then, stasis is good.

Posted by: pep at November 10, 2015 05:23 PM (LAe3v)

272 Top Ten Things to Draw with Poop

10. Chocolate cake

9. Snickers bar

8. Sherlock Holmes
Posted by: mean at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (MQEz6)


7. Lena Dunham (SO lifelike!)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 10, 2015 05:23 PM (7RXcs)

273 Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (kHgvV)

And their Elms too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:23 PM (Xo1Rt)

274 Why'd I expect otherwise?

http://www.zazzle.com/poop+obama+gifts

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:24 PM (3dOE/)

275 obama weigh in yet?

They're already using Soros, money to get this change to go to other campuses.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2015 05:24 PM (No/ki)

276 wait, so it's illegal or something to have a CBA on your truck? And then there's people who have such violent self-fear spasms therefrom that they have to call the police?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:24 PM (IGSVv)

277 It's daddy issues all the way down.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (Xd2w5)


That's what happens when you raise a generation without daddies.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 10, 2015 05:24 PM (fMQoG)

278 Chicken-Littling.

Somebody is positive the racist sky is falling, mob hysteria ensues.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

279 It must have been a muslim. Think about it: what other group has the characteristics of:

i) periodically having poop on their hand

ii) hates Jews

I think that's dispositive.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:25 PM (E5UB0)

280 That's what happens when you raise a generation without daddies.


Posted by: kathysaysso


Or the daddies that exist are cringing, self-loathing lickspittles.

Posted by: pep at November 10, 2015 05:25 PM (LAe3v)

281 >>>Top Ten Things to Draw with Poop



10. Chocolate cake



9. Snickers bar



8. Sherlock Holmes

Posted by: mean at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (MQEz6)



7. Lena Dunham (SO lifelike!)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 10, 2015 05:23 PM (7RXcs)<<<

Happy little tree... in the fall, after the leaves are gone.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at November 10, 2015 05:25 PM (REdlt)

282 All the "alleged" racist incidents are hear say anyway... It was all a bunch of shit... Pun intended...

Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:26 PM (/dSsq)

283 We may be stardust but after 5 billion years, it's all been passed through something's ass at one time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:26 PM (Xo1Rt)

284 >>So who were the outside organizers?

Big Poop, naturally.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2015 05:26 PM (/tuJf)

285 2 Who determines if the speech is "hurtful"?

If a professor tells you you're going to fail class unless you study harder, is that grounds for calling police?

You have traumatized me already, DangerGirl. 911 has been alerted!!!

Posted by: Jack at November 10, 2015 05:26 PM (53CCM)

286 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw the guy paint the shit swastika last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 10, 2015 05:26 PM (PeabP)

287 Garstinkel

Lmao

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 05:26 PM (mcm0N)

288 Probably wasn't a long bowl movement, but definitely a cross bowl movement.

*hangs head in shame while applauding far superior meme adaptation*

Posted by: Crosspoops or Longpoops at November 10, 2015 05:27 PM (kHgvV)

289 "He who dealt it smelt it", is confirmed theory.

But "he who cleaned poop swastika, never forgets" is a corollary.

Find the janitors that clean. If they don't recall, it's a confirmed hoax. No one else is going to clean poop off the wall. (and doubtful anyone is going to pick up poop and "scrawl" with it).

Posted by: Illiniwek at November 10, 2015 05:27 PM (1XT+t)

290 There's an App for that.

Posted by: Poop Finder App at November 10, 2015 05:28 PM (3va6W)

291

way ot

ROAD AND TRACK: The Ultimate Winter Tire Guide.

over at http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:28 PM (qCMvj)

292 Soft turdy

Warm turdy

Smelly little poop

Happy turdy

Sleepy turdy

Plop plop plop

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:28 PM (Xo1Rt)

293 Just like that Berkeley HS hate speech on the library computer was a hoax so is this... A Black Yout did it in Berkeley...

Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:29 PM (/dSsq)

294 And that.

Posted by: Hurtful Speech Determiner App at November 10, 2015 05:29 PM (3va6W)

295 Yeah, they don't get the irony in calling them "warriors." I've been thinking more along the lines of "Social Justice Whiners," but "cry bullies" is pretty terrific!

Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (7Kbxu)


They get it just fine. And the comedy of pointing at a fat slob and calling that a "Warrior" does not go away.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at November 10, 2015 05:29 PM (0NdlF)

296 Horrible enuf to burn the school down over, but not to take a selfie?

I thought the kiddies were all about teh viral outrage.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

297 Perhaps they are taking this Shitscript out of context?


Did anyone read the ProLog?

Posted by: Garrett at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (TBB9a)

298 Pretty sure Madie Alexander feels triggered by right wing retweets.

Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (ZY2zO)

299 was there a fan in the room? because if the shit hit the fan, it might randomly form a scrawlly swastika.

Posted by: Illiniwek at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (1XT+t)

300 First candidate that vows to burn the Department of Education to the ground gets extra dessert.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (MQEz6)

301 anthony scaramucci on fox biz news all in for Jeb!? after Walker bowed out? insane 2nd choice

the lady with glasses and smarts saying "never gonna happen"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (qCMvj)

302 I think the Mizzou campus popo are going to need this:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mrdcpu9

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (ttnnR)

303 Poop like an Egyptian..

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (m3iiU)

304 Soft turdy

Warm turdy

Smelly little poop

Happy turdy

Sleepy turdy

Plop plop plop




Close it down. We have the threadwinner.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (U76Nz)

305 "wait, so it's illegal or something to have a CBA on your truck?"

Being a racist, or doing anything that might be considered racist is now the worst crime in Socialist America. Worse than murder (unless it was a hate crime murder). I kid you not.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (1BQGO)

306 No one else is going to clean poop off the wall. (and doubtful anyone is going to pick up poop and "scrawl" with it).


Posted by: Illiniwek


You underestimate us, sir.

Posted by: Monkeys at November 10, 2015 05:31 PM (LAe3v)

307 OOOOOh! Crybully! I love it.

Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at November 10, 2015 05:31 PM (ZY2zO)

308 OOOOOh! Crybully! I love it.

I'm so stealing that...

Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:31 PM (/dSsq)

309 Ich bin eine Scheister

Posted by: The Mad Crapper at November 10, 2015 05:31 PM (GrXXa)

310 Amazing what you can find on the interwebs







P { margin-bottom: 0.08in; }


Martin Luther had "95 Theses,"

And Darwin, his "Origin of Species,"
But all that
I've got
Is contained in the pot
As butt nuggets, dirt snakes
and feces


Posted by: Bruce at November 10, 2015 05:31 PM (8ikIW)

311 If the stall had no shit.

You must acquit.

Posted by: Zombie Jonnie Cochran at November 10, 2015 05:32 PM (ZY2zO)

312
'Racism Hoax', over two million hits on Bing.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

313
Soviet Justice Warriors is a good one.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2015 05:32 PM (m3iiU)

314 >>>Meanwhile, the Mizzou campus police are urging students to report any incidents of "hurtful speech"<<<




**bursting into restroom after receiving a phoned in tip**



You gonna draw that poop swastika on that wall... well, are ya, punk?



Tell me, you feel lucky?

Posted by: Turdy Harry at November 10, 2015 05:32 PM (REdlt)

315 Gotta go drop some freshmen off at the pool.

Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 05:33 PM (DL2i+)

316 Ich bin eine Scheister

Posted by: The Mad Crapper at November 10, 2015 05:31 PM (GrXXa)


Ich bin eine ScheisMeister.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:33 PM (Xo1Rt)

317 When the Campus Constable cried, "Ordure in the court," he wasn't kidding!

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2015 05:34 PM (3tjn4)

318 Poop swastika = Hate Crime

Poop Virgin Mary = Art

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

319 Why would they use poop to draw their swastika?

http://tinyurl.com/puurv55

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2015 05:34 PM (AkOaV)

320 One can oft ascertain the origins of the offending specimen by making a study of its morphology.
For example, the occurrence of pronounced ridges and an oily sheen would suggest the turd of an Esquimah or Inyuet.

Posted by: Dr. Mortimer at November 10, 2015 05:34 PM (TBB9a)

321 Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (U76Nz)


------------------


Let's not be juvenile now. We're discussing the dangers of poop swastikas.

Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2015 05:34 PM (Fmupd)

322 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2015 05:34 PM (AkOaV)

No used tampons?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:35 PM (Xo1Rt)

323
Crybully!

I'm so stealing that...
Posted by: donna




Sorry, too late:

Crybully (c)

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 10, 2015 05:35 PM (kdS6q)

324 Let's not be juvenile now. We're discussing the dangers of poop swastikas.

I know we're laughing but shouldn't the Jewish students be rioting?

Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:35 PM (/dSsq)

325 When I saw that poopstika on the wall of the bathroom, it was like little Tampon was executed all over again.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

326 Aboleth. It must have been aboleth. Someone check the sewer for caverns down to a sunless sea, lit by eldritch phosphorescent algae (and feces). The party should be at least 12th level and eqipped with a +4 Brush of Scrubbing

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (omLRE)

327 324
Let's not be juvenile now. We're discussing the dangers of poop swastikas.



I know we're laughing but shouldn't the Jewish students be rioting?

Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:35 PM (/dSsq)


They only do that in the ghettos.


This will be known hereafter as the Yoot scoots riots.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (3dOE/)

328 I know we're laughing but shouldn't the Jewish students be rioting?

We shouldn't want to be a bother.

Posted by: Mizzou Jouz at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

329 A gay guy, a transgendered something and a black guy walk into a U MO bar.
Bartender says: So what're you having?
Bartender gets arrested.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (k8tEg)

330 CNN's Brightest: 'Nobody Makes Themselves' Without Government 'Safety Nets'

Says the self-made "person" is a myth and American history's "greatest lie."


truthrevolt.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (qCMvj)

331 Let's not be juvenile now.

What what what?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (Xo1Rt)

332 I know we're laughing but shouldn't the Jewish students be rioting?

Posted by: donna

Probably too busy keeping an eye out for the stabby religion of peace.

Posted by: Bruce at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (8ikIW)

333
Scheise Macht Frei

Posted by: wth at November 10, 2015 05:38 PM (wAQA5)

334 CNN's Brightest: 'Nobody Makes Themselves' Without Government 'Safety Nets'


The welfare state is a relative newcomer on the American scene. Did no one make anything of themselves before that?

Posted by: Mizzou Jouz at November 10, 2015 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

335 325 When I saw that poopstika on the wall of the bathroom, it was like little Tampon was executed all over again.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:36 PM (oVJmc)


-----------------


You're now on report for tampon ridicule.

Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2015 05:39 PM (Fmupd)

336 330
CNN's Brightest: 'Nobody Makes Themselves' Without Government 'Safety Nets'



Says the self-made "person" is a myth and American history's "greatest lie."



truthrevolt.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (qCMvj)


And How!

Posted by: Liawatha at November 10, 2015 05:39 PM (3dOE/)

337

Jake Tapper Brilliantly Trolls Sensitive College Students
Ahh, the sweet smell of satisfaction.

State of the Union host Jake Tapper sent out a tweet of such epic proportions Tuesday that it could rival the shot heard 'round the world. However, if any Yale students happen to read it, their heads may explode.

see truthrevolt.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:39 PM (qCMvj)

338 All in all it's just another shit on the wall.

Posted by: Brown Floyd at November 10, 2015 05:39 PM (REdlt)

339 I know we're laughing but shouldn't the Jewish students be rioting?
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:35 PM (/dSsq)

To busy studying for the MCATS and LSATs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:39 PM (gf8BH)

340 If it was solid and they had practiced, they could have squeezed out 6 logs on the floor to construct it. That would have looked impressive.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:40 PM (E5UB0)

341 Seriously though were there any "witnesses" to any of these racist complaints?I mean other that the Crybullys who said they happened?

Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:40 PM (/dSsq)

342 P { margin-bottom: 0.08in; }
...
Posted by: Bruce


Tease.

Posted by: The Barrel at November 10, 2015 05:40 PM (rSTkb)

343 Call maintenance - someone had to clean the poop up.
Someone got paid, cuz nobody would do that for free.
I'll call BS. No photo? In this day and age? Are you kidding me?

Why aren't the Joos protesting? Because it didn't happen.

And my guess is if it did, it was just like the churches burning in St. Louis.

Posted by: GBruno at November 10, 2015 05:41 PM (u49WF)

344 Sharpton Praises Mizzou Protestors: 'They Have Given Us a Ray of Hope'

"They led to victory in the highest tradition."


Ah, he was there, but not there there.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:41 PM (qCMvj)

345 Oh gawd--Ace is arguing --blood in the stool--on Twitter.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 05:41 PM (mcm0N)

346 344 Sharpton Praises Mizzou Protestors: 'They Have Given Us a Ray of Hope'

"They led to victory in the highest tradition."

The highest tradition of race baiting Socialist Crybullys...

Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:42 PM (/dSsq)

347 Gary Pinkel should resign...now. POS.

Posted by: GBruno at November 10, 2015 05:42 PM (u49WF)

348 Could use any prayers you can spare.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 10, 2015 05:44 PM (F5hTl)

349 Now everybody just relax Exlax.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (oKE6c)

350 I pooped out a Helen Thomas once. No hands required. It came out as a perfect, spitting' image.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (7RXcs)

351 Could use any prayers you can spare.

Got them... Hope whatever it is it works out....

Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (/dSsq)

352 348
Could use any prayers you can spare.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 10, 2015 05:44 PM (F5hTl)


Thoughts for you and yours.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (3dOE/)

353 Flight of the Intruder

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (gf8BH)

354
Hi. I'm Zombie Morton Downey Junior.

I witnessed The Whole Thing as it happened. I am now on a permanent hunger strike!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (OQ9R7)

355 Congratulations, University of Missouri. All of your student/alumni applicants' resumes will be hitting the circular file immediately. A good purge can be rewarding after all.

Posted by: HR Dept of Any Business Wanting Profits at November 10, 2015 05:46 PM (1CroS)

356 Maybe this was done by a transgendered black who was angry because they wouldn't let xym use the restroom of xyr choice.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:47 PM (E5UB0)

357 350 I pooped out a Helen Thomas once. No hands required. It came out as a perfect, spitting' image.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (7RXcs)




If one comes out with big ears ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:47 PM (oKE6c)

358 Oh gawd--Ace is arguing --blood in the stool--on Twitter.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 05:41 PM (mcm0N)


yep, he's saying like I said, DNT tracer, baby

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:48 PM (qCMvj)

359 *DNA

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:48 PM (qCMvj)

360
Wouldnt each person's sphincter leave a unique pattern on a turd?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:48 PM (iQIUe)

361 I will pray for you, TickledPink.

You can also submit your first name and state (or call although it's hard to get through) and your request at this website. It gets sent around to different prayer groups:

http://prayer-center.upperroom.org/request-prayer

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2015 05:48 PM (No/ki)

362 360
Wouldnt each person's sphincter leave a unique pattern on a turd?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:48 PM (iQIUe)




Rifling?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:49 PM (oKE6c)

363 My wife's sister's family live just down the street from the MU campus.

They've got a 13 year old who I knew was planning on going there.

I'm sure his father went right through the roof when all this happened.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

364 Signs like this point to the coming end of the world, according to the study of ess-scatology.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:49 PM (E5UB0)

365 If there really was a poop swastika you can bet there would be photos of it on every campus paper and huff post headline. Lefties lie, always. The standing rule for these aholes is "pics or it didn't happen"

Also ironic that the university responds to a swastika by acting like fascists.

I'm so glad I went to college before the world went insane

Posted by: Weew at November 10, 2015 05:49 PM (npIqh)

366
Wouldnt each person's sphincter leave a unique pattern on a turd?


Andi Sullivan drops spheres.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

367 It's probably nothing.

I walked into my parents house to find them not home. No big deal. I checked the phone and saw that the hospital called yesterday.

Mom had a really scary cancer scare last year. I called her to ask about it, and she brushed it off, but I can tell she is not telling me something.

And, she always keeps me in the loop on Drs appointments and things like that. If she didn't, I am wondering if it's because she doesn't want me to worry.Too late!

Posted by: TickledPink at November 10, 2015 05:49 PM (F5hTl)

368 >>>The Phantom Poop:<<<




The Phantom Men-ass

Posted by: George Lucass at November 10, 2015 05:50 PM (REdlt)

369 The best education-in-one-essay on SJWs you will ever read, by John C. Wright. This link is to Vox Day's site and incredibly astute commenters, but read Wright's essay first.

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2015/11/the-devolution-of-sjw.html#comment-form

Posted by: taqiyyologist at November 10, 2015 05:50 PM (ZDQKW)

370 Red blood cells don't have DNA, but white ones do.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:50 PM (oVJmc)

371 And, she always keeps me in the loop on Drs appointments and things like that. If she didn't, I am wondering if it's because she doesn't want me to worry.Too late!

You sound like Me. I always believe the worst... Just hang in there...

Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:51 PM (/dSsq)

372 PLEASE. Do this.

Posted by: taqiyyologist at November 10, 2015 05:51 PM (ZDQKW)

373 367-praying for you and your family.

Posted by: Moki at November 10, 2015 05:51 PM (x303I)

374 Scatstika?

Posted by: 29Victor at November 10, 2015 05:51 PM (knN6T)

375 Here I sit all broken hearted. Drew a swastica then farted.

Posted by: I write my best poetry on the toilet so tried making artistic statement. at November 10, 2015 05:51 PM (9pNWx)

376 Poop

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 10, 2015 05:51 PM (uJK1E)

377 I hope they only used one square!

Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at November 10, 2015 05:52 PM (wAQA5)

378 I pooped out a Helen Thomas once. No hands required. It came out as a perfect, spitting' image.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

I pooped out a Mount St. Helens. Once.

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:52 PM (2oWD2)

379 So, you're saying that the "poop" is a bunch of sh*t

Posted by: undocumented journaist at November 10, 2015 05:52 PM (e8kgV)

380 It's a shitquake, Randy.

Posted by: Trailer Park Superintendent Jim Lahey at November 10, 2015 05:52 PM (0dcbp)

381 Red blood cells don't have DNA, but white ones do.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

White privilege.

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:53 PM (2oWD2)

382 Frankly even if these accusations were true it's really not protest worthy... What a generation of losers We have...

Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:53 PM (/dSsq)

383 Athena sprang from Zeus's head in full armor.

Posted by: Thor at November 10, 2015 05:53 PM (e8kgV)

384
Sorry if this repeats something in the unread-by-me comments above, but ...

Why not swamp this "system" in its own idiocy?

Report "hurtful speech" constantly. Easy to think of the reports one could make. Ask one of the SJW dumbshits some question, get them to make some stupid statement (i.e., open their mouths and move their lips), then "report" it to the cops.

When a professor barfs ups some idiotic racist collectivist fascist crap in a lecture (what, every 10 min. in social science and "studies" classes, you think?), "report" it.

Where is the Scharansky among the MU undergrads? The smart mischievous defiant enemy of idiocy and fascism who will start this? Don't "tweet" it, don't email it. Word of mouth. Trusted circles. Start swamping the system with complaints about fascist, racist, un-American "hurtful" speech by activists, faculty, etc.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 10, 2015 05:53 PM (QDnY+)

385 I blame it on Nazi bears.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (oVJmc)

386 Swatsteamer

Posted by: wth at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (wAQA5)

387 Red blood cells don't have DNA, but white ones do.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Moar White privilege! Equal distribution of DNA to cells of color!

Posted by: #BLM at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (zn5Cm)

388 Wave the bloody shart!

Posted by: zombie Benjamin Franklin Butler at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (REdlt)

389 "Who are you?!?"

"I am Number Two."

"Who is Number One?"

"You are Number Six"

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (2cS/G)

390 Fecal Glyph being a great name for a band.

They sound like shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (4WhSY)

391
Report "hurtful speech" constantly.


I'm thinking every time a lib perfesser blames whitey, Republicans, Christians, etc., it merits a report.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (oVJmc)

392 Rifling?


Posted by: Jay Guevara

Puckering. It's a thing. I had my pucker bedazzled a couple of years ago for Kwanza.

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (2oWD2)

393 So, you're saying that the "poop" is a bunch of sh*t
Posted by: undocumented journaist at November 10, 2015 05:52 PM (e8kgV)



It was just a smiling emoji.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:55 PM (qCMvj)

394 Wait...who was it that a swastika was supposed to offend? Anyone remember?

Posted by: scoville at November 10, 2015 05:55 PM (0adl+)

395 >>>yep, he's saying like I said, DNT tracer, baby

It's technologically feasible based on the age and quantity of sample.

I highly doubt this ever happened though because if it had it would've been all over the regional news at the very least, and it almost certainly would have made national news based on the media attention other similar "events" received.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 10, 2015 05:55 PM (PeabP)

396 WHO POOPED...the campus?

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/quiz/257000/257569_1247672268218_263_300.jpg

What the hell is the matter with these college skulls full of collectivist mush? The only positive I can draw is the same far-left administrators are themselves now being thrown on the guillotines much as the Jacobins were during the French Revolution.

The only solution is to shut down the colleges and universities. When a communications professor wants some "muscle" to keep reporters from doing their jobs, reporting on her and other SJW idiocy, it's time for her to go earn a real living rather than BS studies on Lady Gaga and other tripe that's as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

Posted by: Charlie Kelly from Philly at November 10, 2015 05:57 PM (GV08/)

397 Peeing a swastika isn't racist, is it?

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:58 PM (2oWD2)

398 I highly doubt this ever happened though because if it had it would've been all over the regional news at the very least, and it almost certainly would have made national news based on the media attention other similar "events" received.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater

Considering everybody on campus has a camera on their person 24/7, the fact that a picture of it isn't all over the media means no shitstika ever existed.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 10, 2015 05:58 PM (zn5Cm)

399 So.


Faux poo?

Posted by: Mortimer at November 10, 2015 05:58 PM (0dcbp)

400 There will be a distinct mark where the ejector flung the poop...no two ejectors are the same....

I believed this entire thing is a hoax

Posted by: Judas Washington at November 10, 2015 05:58 PM (eOpVe)

401 The only positive I can draw is the same far-left administrators are
themselves now being thrown on the guillotines much as the Jacobins were
during the French Revolution.


Didn't the students turn on their teachers in Mao's Great Disco Party, too?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

402
Weew @365, yep about the swastika.

Why would the symbol of a fascist, racist organization, that employed thuggery and mob hysteria and violence, to suppress dissent and promote an authoritarian race-based repressive order, be considered offensive to the mob at Mizzou and its fellow travellers?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (QDnY+)

403 @371

Well, the first part of her story checks out. She said she had a regular Dr appt in December, and they needed to change it because the Dr will be out of town.

I checked the # and it WAS her Dr's office calling, not some other department like Radiology or Oncology or something.

But, she still didn't sound right.

That's the thing about cancer (I hate cancer). It's always ALWAYS in the back of your mind....what if?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (F5hTl)

404
Rifling?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:49 PM (oKE6c)

=============
Yep.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (iQIUe)

405 Somebody needs to get Dog the Bounty Booty* Hunter on this to find the offending derriere.

Posted by: *waits for that to turn into some kinda pron thing at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (REdlt)

406 Peeing a swastika isn't racist, is it?

Only in the snow.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (oVJmc)

407

Prediction: Jeb! is going to go out of his comfort drone and say something really oddball and uncomfortably forced.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (qCMvj)

408 I feel sorry for the imaginary janitor who pretended to clean up the fake swatstinker.

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (2oWD2)

409 "Wouldnt each person's sphincter leave a unique pattern on a turd?"

If you're going to go around measuring lands, grooves, and caliber, more power to you - but you're going to need a warrant.

CSI - Crap Sphincter Investigations

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 06:00 PM (iIzG7)

410 DNT tracer,baby.

****

ha--for some reason I'm getting that song lyric--

dirty deeds snd there done dirt cheap. AC/DC

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 06:01 PM (mcm0N)

411 What if it was just gay nazi scat play that got out of hand? I mean, if it's gay, it's okay, right?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

412

Ben Carson was rattling off a lot of spending cuts and gov employee attrition last night on O'Reilly. He's got that much memorized already, and he could have kept going if Bill-O hadn't cut him off, as they ran out of time.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:02 PM (qCMvj)

413 The shit contained bits of shredded carrot and specks of lime jello.

I knew it.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2015 06:02 PM (MQEz6)

414 Faux Fecal Fakers Fan Flames of Flummoxed Fainthearted Football Fags.

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 06:04 PM (2oWD2)

415

Maria Bartiromo, Neil Cavuto And Gerard Baker are the moderators

have to look up that last one

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:04 PM (qCMvj)

416 Faux Fecal Fakers Fan Flames of Flummoxed Fainthearted Football Fags.

Peter Piper picked a peck of Pickled Poop....

Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (/dSsq)

417 2 Who determines if the speech is "hurtful"?

If a professor tells you you're going to fail class unless you study harder, is that grounds for calling police?


Yes, if the student is a person of the proper color. If it's a white student, they just need to shut up and check their privilege.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (HMt16)

418 #398
Considering everybody on campus has a camera on their person 24/7, the fact that a picture of it isn't all over the media means no shitstika ever existed.


Facts don't mean anything.

Posted by: Jack at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (53CCM)

419 In today's camera-flooded society, if there are no pics, it really DIDN'T happen.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (39g3+)

420 I shall poo on the walls until there is a fresh post.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (TOk1P)

421 WHO DREW THE POO?!

Posted by: New York Post at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (9YHfj)

422

hmmm, some bald guy I don't know

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:06 PM (qCMvj)

423 Devious dump dupes dopes, dean dismissed.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 10, 2015 06:06 PM (HMt16)

424

Gerard Baker

Editor in Chief of @WSJ

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:06 PM (qCMvj)

425 I saw Goode Proctor dancing naked in the forest with the devil and she shouted racist epitaphs and drew a swastika on the bathroom wall with her own poo!!!!!!

Posted by: Dancing Queen at November 10, 2015 06:06 PM (KgGd7)

426 Again, were there peanuts in the poop? I can add another item to my list if there were.

Posted by: George Washington Carver at November 10, 2015 06:06 PM (2oWD2)

427 I shall poo on the walls until there is a fresh post.
Posted by: BurtTC

I shall poo in the hall...
just because.

Posted by: EPA employee at November 10, 2015 06:07 PM (zn5Cm)

428 Who poo this is?

Posted by: Gamers of Color at November 10, 2015 06:07 PM (TOk1P)

429

here's all of your poop emoji's in case you need them

http://emojipedia.org/pile-of-poo/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:07 PM (qCMvj)

430 Gerard Baker



Editor in Chief of @WSJ


Din't they just do a hit piece on Carson?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 06:07 PM (oVJmc)

431 >>>Gerard Baker are the moderators



have to look up that last one

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:04 PM (qCMvj)<<<

THIS! IS! FOX BUSINESS!!!

Posted by: Gerard Baker at November 10, 2015 06:08 PM (REdlt)

432 415

Maria Bartiromo, Neil Cavuto And Gerard Baker are the moderators

have to look up that last one
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:04 PM (qCMvj)


He was the drummer for Cream, I believe.

Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2015 06:08 PM (sdi6R)

433 Maria Bartiromo, Neil Cavuto And Gerard Baker are the moderators



have to look up that last one

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:04 PM (qCMvj)



He was the drummer for Cream, I believe.

Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2015 06:08 PM (sdi6R)


Nah, he's a hunky British "action" star.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (TOk1P)

434 I can't read her name without hearing Joey Ramone singing "Ma-ri-a Bar-ti-romo"

The only newsie to ever have a Ramones song written about her. Apparently, JR was quite smitten with her.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (HMt16)

435

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( ___d888888888888_ )
) d88888888888888888b (
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(test)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (qCMvj)

436 Do they make tasers as area denial weapons?

Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 06:11 PM (DL2i+)

437 Nah, he's a hunky British "action" star.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (TOk1P)


oh, a brit?
blimey!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:11 PM (qCMvj)

438 The Phantom Poop = TPP

Coincidence?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 06:11 PM (oVJmc)

439 >>>Gerard Baker

He was pretty good in 300.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 10, 2015 06:11 PM (PeabP)

440 Where's the "No Vacancy" sign for the barrel?

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 06:11 PM (2oWD2)

441 My God! That looks like a steaming pile of poo!

Posted by: Old Blue at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (9iR5/)

442 I do not understand how any vet could support Hillary, aka, She Who Hates Anything Military.

Seeing her pander to vets, and vets buying her bullshit, has me, well, SMFH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYDTeb9rhkA

Posted by: SMFH at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (gA43f)

443 Din't they just do a hit piece on Carson?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 06:07 PM (oVJmc)


at least on hit piece

yes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (qCMvj)

444 416
Faux Fecal Fakers Fan Flames of Flummoxed Fainthearted Football Fags.



Peter Piper picked a peck of Pickled Poop....

Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (/dSsq)


Purported Phantom Pooper Perturbs Pinheads into Partaking in Preposterous Protest.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (3dOE/)

445
Sandra Smith.
yum

Posted by: wth at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (wAQA5)

446 And the Khmer Rouge Youth march on!!

I mentioned last night at work that I suspected much of the ragey rage at Missouri was probably a hoax. It didn't go over well. So, in a couple of weeks when the MSM has moved onto the next Performance Art, I bet it will come out that this whole thing was a hoax.

Welcome to the 21st Century, where you can't be cynical enough.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (Bhf1u)

447 Warning: the shitter in The Barrel is full.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (4ErVI)

448 We know Shitavious Cook isn't the perp as he was already in jail.

Posted by: boniface ballers at November 10, 2015 06:13 PM (m/Gc2)

449 My first job was in defeating attempts to make ASCII art!

Posted by: C3PMinx 0.7 alpha at November 10, 2015 06:13 PM (wFY0d)

450 >>>Nah, he's a hunky British "action" star.


Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (TOk1P)<<<

If it's not Scottish... it's crap.


Posted by: Gerard Butler... not British at November 10, 2015 06:13 PM (REdlt)

451 (test)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (qCMvj)


A solid B+ ... whatever it was supposed to be.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 06:14 PM (zc3Db)

452 They keep casting Gerard Butler in cutesy romantic comedies that suck horribly.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 10, 2015 06:15 PM (39g3+)

453 Heh.

Just finished playing a round of spades over at Yahoo, and my opponent was named "Fecelita".

I wanted to ask her if it meant, "little shit", but I didn't think she'd be too amused.

Posted by: SMFH at November 10, 2015 06:15 PM (gA43f)

454 My first job was in defeating attempts to make ASCII art!
Posted by: C3PMinx 0.7 alpha at November 10, 2015 06:13 PM (wFY0d)


no doubt!
but, I figured out how to beat it, just lazy now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:15 PM (qCMvj)

455 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (qCMvj)

A solid B+ ... whatever it was supposed to be.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 06:14 PM (zc3Db)


steaming pile of poo ascii

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (qCMvj)

456

left adjusted

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (qCMvj)

457 I'm hoping Yale and Missouri will wake alumni and parents up. And sane students. No education is worth feeding this screaming infant.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (39g3+)

458 I'm reporting all of you!

Posted by: Weasel at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (e3bId)

459
I shall poo on the walls until there is a fresh post.


So far ace has put in a shit week.
No rape Tuesday either.


Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (DL2i+)

460 Slow news day at the HQ?

Comcast sucks donkey balls. We get Fox Bidness on the yuuuuge TV in the family room, but not on the bedroom TV or kitchen TV. Same with HBO.

The family room is draped in plastic, thanks to the fact the painters aren't finished.

Yay. *grumble grumble*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (FsuaD)

461 Warning: the shitter in The Barrel is full.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

I can empty it. Where's the nearest storm drain?

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at November 10, 2015 06:17 PM (zn5Cm)

462 Hands Up Don't Shit

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2015 06:17 PM (gyKtp)

463 There has to be a paper trail...

Posted by: Judas Washington at November 10, 2015 06:18 PM (eOpVe)

464 "Hands Up Don't Shit"

Damn. Too late.

Posted by: EPA at November 10, 2015 06:18 PM (gA43f)

465 TED CRUZ PAC HAMMERS MARCO RUBIO IN NEW AD BEFORE DEBATE [VIDEO]

http://bit.ly/1MJHfWB

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:19 PM (qCMvj)

466 The phantom of sewer kinda fits.

Posted by: Killerdog at November 10, 2015 06:19 PM (LgUpL)

467 There has to be a paper trail...
Posted by: Judas Washington

Not if they're mohammedans.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 10, 2015 06:19 PM (zn5Cm)

468 This story doesn't pass the sniff test.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 06:20 PM (E5UB0)

469 No rape Tuesday either.




Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (DL2i+)


You must have missed the story in the sidebar about the little Swedish girls raped by African/Muslim yutes. The school administration told the parents, "Boys will be boys."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 06:20 PM (FsuaD)

470

Marco Rubio Unleashes a Devastating New Ad Against Jeb Bush

http://yhoo.it/1iSwvxh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:21 PM (qCMvj)

471 Students Steaming After Seeing Stinky Swatstika Sketch

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 06:21 PM (2oWD2)

472 I shall poo on the walls until there is a fresh post.

We shall poo on the beaches, we shall poo on the landing grounds, we shall poo in the fields and in the streets, we shall poo in the hills...

Posted by: Shit Winston Churchill said (SWIDT?) at November 10, 2015 06:21 PM (sdi6R)

473 Melissa Click, the Mass Media Studies professor at U Miss who strong armed a student journalist is some deep thinke,r huh?"

She got her Ph.D from the University of Mass at Amherst in the "commodification of femininity, affluence and whiteness in the Martha Stewart Phenomenon."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2015 06:21 PM (No/ki)

474 Not if they're mohammedans.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig

Is that why Jesus said in Matthew "Don't let the right hand know what the left hand does"

Posted by: Judas Washington at November 10, 2015 06:22 PM (eOpVe)

475 The school administration told the parents, "Boys will be boys."

According to the report they suggested the father was racist, too. But its not a very established news place so I'm not real sure about the story. Sounds possible, yes. Especially given the council treatment of Rotherhman's rape epidemic. But until confirmed elsewhere, I'm not sure.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 10, 2015 06:22 PM (39g3+)

476 Warning: the shitter in The Barrel is full.


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Of "swastinkas".

Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 06:23 PM (2oWD2)

477 we shall poo in the fields and in the streets, we shall poo in the hills...

We shall never wipe with more than one square of toilet paper!

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at November 10, 2015 06:23 PM (39g3+)

478
Marco Rubio Unleashes a Devastating New Ad Against Jeb Bush



http://yhoo.it/1iSwvxh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:21 PM (qCMvj)


Fox Bidness showing that ad right this minute.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 06:23 PM (FsuaD)

479 Somebody please explain to me why the mizzou kids protesting DO NOT WANT news coverage of their protest? I thought the whole idea of protesting was to call attention to their cause. So why would they exclude journalists?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 06:23 PM (+YMhA)

480 Fox Bidness showing that ad right this minute.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 06:23 PM (FsuaD)


Looks like a Rubio ad.
A "nice" attack, lol.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:24 PM (qCMvj)

481 Dr. Cornholt of Estes Kefauver H.S. is on the case.

Posted by: Buzzy Krumhnger at November 10, 2015 06:24 PM (4S+e6)

482 479 because they're fucking stupid? Just guessing here.

Posted by: Weasel at November 10, 2015 06:24 PM (e3bId)

483 The Rise Of The Third Wipe

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 10, 2015 06:24 PM (2cS/G)

484

Double barrel - Cruz and Rubio attack Jeb! before debate.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:25 PM (qCMvj)

485

rience preeb is so dumb

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:25 PM (qCMvj)

486 Did anyone in the previous four hundred sixty something posts call in the false-flag poo as a hurtful racist phantasm used to get someone shit-canned?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 10, 2015 06:25 PM (T78UI)

487 482 Please also note how I refrained from using the perjorative 'retard'.

Posted by: Weasel at November 10, 2015 06:26 PM (e3bId)

488 Nood

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 10, 2015 06:27 PM (zn5Cm)

489 (test)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (qCMvj)

Alrighty then. Crapping on morons and ettes today, are we?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 06:27 PM (+YMhA)

490 So why would they exclude journalists?

Make em look bad. Besides, look at their demands? These aren't people who want the light of day shone on their deeds.

And of course, journalists have the same reputation with everyone right and left that a syphilitic cockroach enjoys.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at November 10, 2015 06:27 PM (39g3+)

491
Now, how would they know the arteest drew said schwartzsticker with their own feces?

It would have been a graver offense had the arteest appropriated someone else's poop for said task.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 10, 2015 06:27 PM (labbd)

492 487 482 Please also note how I refrained from using the perjorative 'retard'.
Posted by: Weasel at November 10, 2015 06:26 PM (e3bId)/i]

Good. That would have been hurtful to retards.

Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2015 06:27 PM (sdi6R)

Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2015 06:28 PM (sdi6R)

494 Every now and then, my husband's wild, liberal roots rise up. Like just a moment ago. "You really should start listening to NPR."

I won't repeat what I said to him.

He's off to a Scout meeting. Thankfully. Our son is way to the right of his formerly libtard dad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 06:28 PM (FsuaD)

495 By the way, the football coach's name: 'Pinkel'? German for 'dope'. Add a 'fine' (German 'fein') and you get 'feiner Pinkel', German for 'dandy, toff'.

Posted by: Dr Weevil at November 10, 2015 06:28 PM (h7EAk)

496 I call shenanigans on the whole thing. The idea that leftists are offended by a Swastika... HA! If there HAD been a poop swastika, the university would have cut it out of the wall, and it would be enshrined as "modern art" in the lobby of the Muslim Students Association offices.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 10, 2015 06:29 PM (S2VsH)

497 Somebody please explain to me why the mizzou kids
protesting DO NOT WANT news coverage of their protest? I thought the
whole idea of protesting was to call attention to their cause. So why
would they exclude journalists?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 06:23 PM (+YMhA)

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
They are talking about where to plant the net noose to blame straight white christian males for being homophobic racist misogynistic bible-thumpers?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 10, 2015 06:30 PM (T78UI)

498 A woman being strangled by a Union thug? Hillarious!

Posted by: Hillarious! Clinton at November 10, 2015 06:31 PM (2oWD2)

499 You guys are killing me over here...

In any case, I find it hugely amusing that for years now, every time I hear about one of these "someone wrote/drew/smeared a swastika/KKK/lynching rope/whatever somewhere, usually somewhere that it would offend the delicate sensibilities of some special snowflake, it turned out to be a fucking hoax perpetrated by some SJW douchebag. Every. Time.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at November 10, 2015 06:33 PM (AYY6Y)

500 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NjTE2vpMA8


Somebody had to.

Posted by: goatexchange at November 10, 2015 06:40 PM (Nd4YY)

501 1. In a place where almost everyone has a phone w/camera, no one took a picture of it?
2. Someone had to clean this up. Since I doubt any one of the precious students would deign to do it, a janitor must have. Where is s/he?

Almost certainly a hoax.

Posted by: streetwiseprof at November 10, 2015 06:50 PM (wK7bC)

502 Scheisstika

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at November 10, 2015 06:56 PM (k7D+q)

503 I emitted it, but I did not write it.

Posted by: El Caganer at November 10, 2015 07:02 PM (nSW/N)

504 They dont want media coverage because they are conspiring to commit crimes. All these so called streamers this past year year turned their cameras off when they were plotting.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 07:18 PM (iQIUe)

505 The purge is underway. It will gather momentum for each person that gets fired. It's liberals all the way down in college administration so you wouldn't think it's a bad thing, but it is. They will get bolder with success. It's a protection racket. u of misery will hire a diversity czar.

Posted by: simplemind at November 10, 2015 07:26 PM (BTnAK)

506 But we can still say whatever we want!

Posted by: Black Lives Matter at November 10, 2015 07:51 PM (z/Ubi)

507 A real Nazi would touch the Blood Flag. Except at the University of Missouri, it's a Pee Flag.

(Or so I've heard.)

Posted by: FireHorse at November 10, 2015 08:01 PM (QHz3V)

508 Would "Shit Swastika" make an awesome name for a punk band, or what?

Posted by: ericinva at November 10, 2015 08:50 PM (ChGIS)

509 This safe space/environment of hate is all a big fat propaganda lie invented by demented marxists enabled by institutions-politicians-loser homo sapiens to squash any belief, fact, individual thought in order to have power over life, liberty and especially a traditional conservative point of view.

No, they can't have that. The left, from the paid desperate empty shell of anyone who has lost hope& believes nothing but "you are an empty shallow loser because of 'bad white peeps, or Christians, conservative women and climate change to the damaged professor of liberal arts failing reality bites or the violent deviant 'hollywood-music producer making millions over your desperation..feeding it..to lizards like Hillary Clinton and Bill's droll screwing of the poor, especially the black community--along with the corrupt racist black caucus to the communist-loving core Sotero community organizing people who are lost and broken ---for the votes to keep the truly disinfranchised--at the bottom so they can continually use them, for what?
What have they done for you? A phone, food stamps, ghetto housing, riots, the space to cry rape/wolf, excuse bad behavior, selfie and facebook with you so they have private jets, designer clothes, disdain law and order?
And the media aid and abet this chaos, for access to be part of whatever ill-gotten gains the puppet masters dole out. Collaborators of hate. Lies. Specious bitter progressive? historically inaccurate merchants of decline.
We need to stop the madness and reclaim the truth.

Posted by: palinbeatsturdblossom at November 10, 2015 09:04 PM (/qiij)

510 The Secret Service agent walks into the Oval Office and says "Mr President, we found something deeply troubling in the residential quarters."

"What is it?" asked President Obama.
"Sir, the words 'Barack is a Muslim' were written on the wall of the master bathroom."
"Agent, that's nothing new, I deal with that kind of thing all the time."
"Sir, it gets worse. It's written in feces."
"My God, Agent, that's disgusting. But still, I'm sure you'll get to the bottom of it, no pun intended, and figure out who the perpetrator is."
"Mr. President, we already have. DNA tests show that it was Vice President Biden's feces."
"Oh God. I never would have thought he was that far gone. Have you picked him up yet?"
"Well, sir, you see there's just one more slight problem."
"What do you mean ONE MORE PROBLEM?!"
"Sir, our experts have also determined that it's the First Lady's handwriting."

Posted by: TimInVirginia at November 11, 2015 09:37 AM (edMRP)

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