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The Phantom Poop: Was the Alleged Poop-Scrawled Swastika That "Triggered" Lower-Tier School U Missouri Actually a Stinky Hoax?
Where is the evidence of this fecal glyph? How hath this stool left no spoor?
Sean Davis has been calling people to determine who exactly saw this Phantom Poop, this Spectral Specimen. What seems to have happened is that someone reported it, claiming not to have seen it, but to have "learned of it" from a... flyer, advertising the claimed existence of the asserted Poo Rune. Davis has probed into the very bowels of this mystery, but has of yet got naught but foul hot air emanating from some nether place of the imagination."On Saturday, October 24th, at 2:00am an individual came into one of the restrooms in Gateway Hall and drew a swastika on the wall with their own feces," Donley wrote in a letter several days after the alleged incident. "This event happened while many students, including myself, were already asleep." Later in his letter, Donley noted that he only founded out about the alleged vandalism incident "via a flyer posted on the walls" of the dorm.Who the hell posts a flyer about a sinker?
Although Donley did not respond to repeated requests for comment prior to publication, The Federalist spoke with two RHA staffers while trying to get in touch with Donley. Neither had personally witnessed the poop swastika. When asked if there was any photographic evidence of the alleged incident, one staffer replied, "Not to my knowledge." Frankie Minor, the director of residential life at Mizzou, did not respond to repeated requests for comment on whether he personally saw the poop swastika or any photographic evidence of it.Read on -- no one has actually seen the Crepuscular Crapscription. They all have mere heard-tell of it. Meanwhile, the Mizzou campus police are urging students to report any incidents of "hurtful speech."
Well, this is an interesting email. pic.twitter.com/apMCbpym3e
— Madi Alexander (@MadiLAlexander) November 10, 2015Comments
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This creeps me the fuck out.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:40 PM (+eR2D)
If a professor tells you you're going to fail class unless you study harder, is that grounds for calling police?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:41 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 04:41 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Feh at November 10, 2015 04:42 PM (tlLDg)
They are taking the lid off a can of worms they are going to regret opening.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:42 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Guy Who's Wanted to Bring That Meme Back For Months at November 10, 2015 04:43 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 04:43 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 10, 2015 04:43 PM (4ErVI)
Because they should be.
You know what? Time to make the other side play by their rules.
Every single student on campus needs to call in about everything. Every little thing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at November 10, 2015 04:44 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: DangerGirl
The most butthurt, weepy axe-grinder in any given crowd.
Posted by: Joey Joe Joe Biden at November 10, 2015 04:44 PM (rSTkb)
It depends. Is the aggrieved person a member in good standing of the Party?
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 04:44 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:45 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Carl Spackler at November 10, 2015 04:45 PM (XRxxn)
Yes, damn it!! I couldn't find a safe space to study. I'm trying to create a home here!!!
Posted by: Sophomore SJW at November 10, 2015 04:45 PM (GgxVX)
And, of course, all hate incidents and all rapes on campus are now faked unless there is videotape. Sorry, we're at that point. Stop shouting 'Wolf!'
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 10, 2015 04:45 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:46 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2015 04:46 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Feh at November 10, 2015 04:46 PM (tlLDg)
Let's call them what they are, people.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 04:46 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Albert Spoor at November 10, 2015 04:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: George Soros at November 10, 2015 04:46 PM (bsDXW)
Posted by: Lazarus Puthy at November 10, 2015 04:47 PM (5fSr7)
http://tinyurl.com/oyrqqls
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 04:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 04:47 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 04:47 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (7Kbxu)
off topic, but sallie mae is trying to sell me insurance now? What is that about? They are apparently sallie mae insurance services now. WTF?
Posted by: Lea at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Feh at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (tlLDg)
Willem Defoe might be the Phantom Shitter.
Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (xodPA)
Term created by British writer Julie Burchill, she defines a cry bully as as one who always explains to the point of demanding that one agrees with them and always complains to the point of insisting that one is persecuting them.
SJW doesn't belittle them enough.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (NOIQH)
Yes, elections can, and do, have consequences.
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (3ZttN)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (2oWD2)
Burning times cannot get here quickly enough.
Posted by: shillelagh at November 10, 2015 04:48 PM (L3vVL)
That's what I thought when I saw Claire Mccaskill's "it's a joke, I thought you guys were in was on PC" twitter whinge. You made the rules. Now, you follow them.
Posted by: no good deed at November 10, 2015 04:49 PM (GgxVX)
It's just "Idiocracy" coming true, only in real life it isn't a comedy.
Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 04:49 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 04:49 PM (FsuaD)
(1) Racial epithet hurled at SJW student body president from "men in a pickup truck".
The way he makes it sound, it was a long string of epithets, not the quick driveby barely audible sound you might expect.
He does not claim to have the license #.
(2) Racial epithet hurled at a group of black students.
No evidence and, interestingly, no severely injured taunter.
(3) Fecal fascism.
Here's my totally speculative hypothesis: In fact, there was a swastika incident. In April. The story doesn't really tease out the motivation, but to make a long story short, it was a white guy, it did not seem to be some sort of organized threat of any kind and he pled down to a misdemeanor.
But it was April and handled quickly. If you want to see if a racial incident is a hoax, find out if there's a suspect within 48 hours. If not, it's probably a hoax.
But by then the sports season is over, finals are gearing up, graduation, spring and nobody gives a damn about Social Justice.
So the new student president, full of vim, vinegar and vitality decides that he wants to get a discussion going on "systems of oppression" (most of the examples in his Facebook rant are not racial, they're LGBT) and so he either invents or wildly exaggerates an incident.
A couple of copycats later and the president not reacting to assholes who blocked the homecoming parade and all of a sudden dimwitted people who are not burdened by difficult academic programs have something to be mad about.
But when you look at the complaints and people say them out loud "A random person said something mean to me" it sounds...crazy. And that they hold anyone responsible for this is...doubly crazy.
Yet that is where we are. They are children -- with daddy issues -- and they demand the parentis (who is also loco) shield them from the dangerous world.
It's daddy issues all the way down.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (Xd2w5)
Then everyone who saw the video of the local photographer getting pushed around by students and faculty can call the police. That's great.
Posted by: m at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (tElZn)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (xodPA)
Posted by: no good deed at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (GgxVX)
Now how would he know it was written with THEIR OWN FECES unless...
Could it be...?
Why would he not assume they used dog feces? Or that they had visited an EPA office that day and borrowed their errant hall-feces? Or stolen the feces from a front passed out freshman?
Hmmmmmmmm
Posted by: The Hardly Boys, investigating their first raging clue at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV)
So, campus police officially getting the university officially involved in this fascistic nonsense generated by near lunatics.
I see absolutely no way this can go wrong for-
Missouri Lawyers.
This just seems like a vast variety of lawsuits waiting to happen.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (0cMkb)
This is just a drug-induced Occupy Wallstreet squatter having flashbacks...
I remember, man, first I saw a rainbow...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (+eR2D)
Sorry, Feh. The Marines share this day with NOBODY. Not that the mere existence of a single Marine on this planet doesn't, by itself, offend a "collegian" plenty.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (iIzG7)
*****
LOL
Like a Proctologist for the Truth.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (mcm0N)
Trainspotting Nation. It's just lovely.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (zc3Db)
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Yeah, they don't get the irony in calling them "warriors." I've been thinking more along the lines of "Social Justice Whiners," but "cry bullies" is pretty terrific!
Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Albert Spoor at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (nFdGS)
I'd be filing assault charges so fast....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (FsuaD)
I recall from my college child psych class that obsession with one's own feces is a developmental stage during toddler years - and these Lefties are certainly stalled in their emotional development.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Danube River Guide
Can anything really be scrawled with poop? Doubtful. Painted? Sure. Smeared? Absolutely. But scrawled? No. I don't think so.
Posted by: Dang, washing his hands at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (2oWD2)
ok, no. He resigned because he couldn't handle the protesters.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (Chwge)
If a professor tells you you're going to fail class unless you study harder, is that grounds for calling police?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 10, 2015 04:41 PM (+eR2D)
If some black guy says "white men can't jump," report his ass for hurtful speech.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: The Jackhole at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (3mTyP)
____________________________________
They were just singing the lyrics from the latest rap song.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (NjiZL)
Posted by: Lauren at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: P.J. Boy at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (No/ki)
if someone drops a load and no one is there to see it, does it make a sound ?
Posted by: The Jackhole at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (3mTyP)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (Nwg0u)
Rumor and hysterical little girls take out their psychosis on someone they don't like or who has ignored them or made them act like adults and not little girls.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (Xo1Rt)
I see absolutely no way this can go wrong for-
Missouri Lawyers.
This just seems like a vast variety of lawsuits waiting to happen.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (0cMkb)
Meh. They love this sort of shit in Missouri. In 2008 you had a bunch of DAs and Sheriffs who formed a Barky "troof squad" and wanted to prosecute and jail people who ran anti-Barky ads for the election campaign. This is nothing compared to that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Herr von Henkel - Ein Fascist Poo at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (0cMkb)
This is a job for the sphincter spelunkers.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Najeh Davenport at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (mcm0N)
I was told that I am not allowed to say certain things in public for fear of reprisal by the SJW crowd, who are apparently the "in" crowd now instead of the jocks and their blonde girlfriends.
This is very hurtful to me because I actually was taught American Civics in high school and I have actually read the Constitution. I am deeply offended and now I don't think I could possibly send my child to your school for fear of the fascist actions of your school and your students.
Please consider this a request for the administration to punish those responsible.
Sincerely,
An Actual American Citizen
P.S. Bite my Ass.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (+YMhA)
Oh, eat shit and die, you fucking Ewok American. You fucking *pogue*! I was there man! I was in the shit with the grunts!
Posted by: Brian Williams at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: jrb at November 10, 2015 04:54 PM (HI72K)
The broken rectum theory of crowd control policing.
Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 04:54 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 04:54 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: JPS at November 10, 2015 04:54 PM (RvKyL)
Is this a turd which I see before me? Scat, where is thy stink?
Posted by: pep at November 10, 2015 04:54 PM (LAe3v)
Rumor and hysterical little girls take out their psychosis on someone they don't like or who has ignored them or made them act like adults and not little girls.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 04:52 PM (Xo1Rt)
Yeah ... I really miss the Victorian Age when screwed up girls would just go silent and motionless with hysterical paralysis. Man ... those were the days ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 04:54 PM (zc3Db)
..........oh yeah.
Posted by: El Kabong at November 10, 2015 04:55 PM (datdl)
I swear I was not in Missouri on the night in question.
Posted by: Najeh Davenport at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (OD2ni)
Don't look at me, I am more of a sunburst kind of guy.
Posted by: Al Roker at November 10, 2015 04:55 PM (3dOE/)
Oh, eat shit and die, you fucking Ewok American. You fucking *pogue*! I was there man! I was in the shit with the grunts!
Posted by: Brian Williams at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (3dOE/)
And I was there writing with the shit too!
Posted by: Brian Williams at November 10, 2015 04:55 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 04:53 PM (zc3Db)
You're right.
I'd forgotten all about that.
MISSOURI - The
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2015 04:55 PM (0cMkb)
This thread is going to stink like shit. Also, I can add to it by saying that Mahatama Ghandi had a shit fetish. And a piss fetish too. He used to drink his own piss. I learned this from Oregon Muse and his Sunday book thread.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 10, 2015 04:55 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 10, 2015 04:56 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 10, 2015 04:56 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Henry II at November 10, 2015 04:56 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 04:56 PM (2oWD2)
Hmmmmmmmm
Posted by: The Hardly Boys, investigating their first raging clue at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV)
New definition of a turd burglar.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 04:56 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 04:56 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (RFeQD)
Logical non-sequiturs like this really annoy me. Why does this person have so little imagination?
If there were two perpetrators, the drawer could have used xer accomplice's one's feces. Or perhaps xhe came across an unflushed toilet and used anonymous feces?
The possibilities are endless.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (E5UB0)
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This creeps me the fuck out.
Cloward Piven. Burn the phone lines up. Keep them constantly tied up.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (U76Nz)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (iQIUe)
At last it can be told. Bear Graals learned it from Gandhi. Who knew?
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: PaperworkNinja at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (J991N)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (F7nSF)
Posted by: T at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (NctcF)
Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: dufuss at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (1b61d)
This is a welcome update to make my tale to make it more diverse. The white rabbit is now a brown rabbit. And instead of a pocketwatch he's carrying Ahmed's clock.
Posted by: Lewis Carroll at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (mcm0N)
Was it human? If so, did a member of the smear campaign offer up some of their own? Or did they use hobo scat?
Did they use hands? Did they wear rubber gloves? Did they use a paint brush? If they used a brush, did they clean it properly with turpentine and let it dry?
Or was it animal poo? If so, German Shepard would be most appropriate.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at November 10, 2015 04:58 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: m at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (tElZn)
Nobody seems to recall the fates of Marat, St Just, and Robespierre.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (T0MgD)
>>>"On Saturday, October 24th, at 2:00am an individual came into one of the restrooms in Gateway Hall and drew a swastika on the wall with their own feces,"
The possibilities are endless.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 04:57 PM (E5UB0)
Exactly.
http://weburbanist.com/2010/12/19/ poop-culture-11-examples-of-excellent-excrement-art/
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Dang, washing his hands
Depends. Is he getting enough fiber?
Posted by: pep at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (2oWD2)
yes, yes, a symbolic vote to repeal a courtesy appointment.
That'll show 'er!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Ocuppy Wall Street Trooper Cruiser Pooper at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (9YHfj)
There, I said it.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (DL2i+)
Why do they assume it is with the artist's own feces? It may be someone else's feces or animal feces. And why do leftys also resort to feces? I'm sure Freud would have a field day with their regressing.
The Poop Revolution! It stinks and it is brown!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (iQIUe)
2015 - Some useless wanker writes the 95 Feces
No need to watch Idiocracy; we're living it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (oKE6c)
Hateful speech or the truth?
You decide.
They lost to Vanderbilt this season. Even the SJWs won't touch that one.
Posted by: T at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (NctcF)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (X8HOp)
They doubtless used the clean end.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: se pa moron at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (7v/r5)
It's insane.
Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (7Kbxu)
Possible if turd is highly polished.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (U76Nz)
Posted by: Bruce at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:00 PM (2oWD2)
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That's nothing. I was in the library when someone tooted the Horst Wessel Lied.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:02 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 05:02 PM (7Kbxu)
drew a swastika on the wall with their own feces," Donley
Now how would he know it was written with THEIR OWN FECES unless...
I'm NOT gonna do the handwriting analysis on this one.
Posted by: CSI Missouri at November 10, 2015 05:02 PM (FeQTe)
Although I'm all for reporters being made to pay for what they have wrought. How much of the nonsense over the past several decades could have taken place if the media had done their jobs ethically? Not much.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:02 PM (E5UB0)
2015 - Some useless wanker writes the 95 Feces
What do you expect from a Diet of Worms?
Posted by: pep at November 10, 2015 05:02 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2015 05:02 PM (wAQA5)
African boy/Moslem rapes a Swedish girl, and is still in school?
That seems to be a problem, right?
Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Nora at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (Trq86)
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (T0MgD)
It certainly places an emphasis on brevity.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (vw+Kc)
Thought it was shit but only so much fartgas.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (Nwg0u)
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That's a good one. A better one would be to wait for the playing of rap music, and report all the misogyny and hate speech that's overheard. Reminds me of when the NFL wanted to penalize the use of the N word and the black players were the first to complain.
Posted by: Saltydonnie at November 10, 2015 05:04 PM (i6shs)
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Beat me to it, sorry.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:04 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Drpullit at November 10, 2015 05:04 PM (FCLuF)
That seems to be a problem, right?
Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2015 05:03 PM (GwIKd)
They just haven't kicked her out yet.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:04 PM (oKE6c)
Nobody seems to recall the fates of Marat,
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 10, 2015 04:59 PM (T0MgD)
Not much chance of that. You'd NEVER find these college hippie fascists in a bathtub.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (FeQTe)
Posted by: the old man Clemens from Billy Madison at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (REdlt)
Nazi symbol, but we're not hearing from Jewish students exactly.
Huh.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (nXeSu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (IGSVv)
Thought it was shit but only so much fartgas.
Posted by: The Great White Snark
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In this case "He who writes on bathroom walls" would be the more appropriate doggerel.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: VA MK Z at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (+0aiQ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (oKE6c)
"Cheat Until Caught, Then Lie."
Sadly, not drawn in poop. At the time I thought: "Oh, yeah, words to fail by."
Little did I know that they would become the governing principle of the DemonRat Party and the GOPe, as well.
WASTF.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (F7nSF)
Not that that ever happened to me....
Posted by: T at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (NctcF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (IGSVv)
President Obama we have some good news. We did an DNA sample on the urine used to write Obama Sucks Donkey Balls in the snow and we've discovered it's Joe Biden's urine.
Unfortunately, it's Michelle's handwriting.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2015 05:01 PM
Howdy hoooooo
Posted by: Mr. Hankey at November 10, 2015 05:06 PM (+HxkQ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (oKE6c)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 05:06 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2015 05:06 PM (vw+Kc)
Couldn't it have easily been menstrual blood that was mistooken for feces?
Were samples taken to ascertain if it was human exkreta?
Posted by: Kreplach at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (fY89o)
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We don't know what they were trying to hide. There were rumors there was celebrity activist present. We know it wasn't Sharptoon because he'd have had a bullhorn and a pedestal.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Yes. Not kidding. He declared he was ready to starve himself to death over these absolutely horrific transgressions against racial dignity and social justice.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (Xo1Rt)
I keep hearing Space Truckin' in my head.
We're space truckin' round the the stars
Come on let's go Space Truckin'
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: MUPD at November 10, 2015 05:07 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Guy Who's Wanted to Bring That Meme Back For Months
Crosspoops or Longpoops?
Posted by: Discuss at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (kHgvV)
Constipation = writer's block.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (oKE6c)
Upper decker = ?
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2015 05:06 PM (vw+Kc)
And probably mispelled
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (gf8BH)
What the fuck? Fight back!
Threaten scholarships. There are 1000's of kids who would punch their grandma in the dick for a chance to play college ball. Also...missing games hurts your nfl draft chances.
fuck em all sideways
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (IGSVv)
Hell I would go for the full alliteration--
Scrawled a swastika with his stuhl.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (evdj2)
"You want to super size your order"
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (T0MgD)
Posted by: VA MK Z at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (+0aiQ)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:08 PM (2oWD2)
How long before the ever helpful folks at twitter and Facebook proactively alert the coppers to speech not officially approved by the Citizens Speech Monitors?
Posted by: MTF at November 10, 2015 05:09 PM (LISuA)
Well done Missouri. Well done.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:09 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2015 05:06 PM (vw+Kc)
Yeah, that 85 IQ figure is tough to believe.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:09 PM (oKE6c)
The photo is A YEAR old. Someone found it on a google search, it has NOTHING to do with Mizzou. NOTHING.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 10, 2015 05:09 PM (jJRIy)
also, Ace, stop advancing the narrative of the perfect poo...you know, one that was pooped out and smeared in an offensive manner by an desireable.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (IGSVv)
Was immaculate defecation already uttered?
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:09 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Mr. Hankey at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: Bruce at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: MTF at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (LISuA)
PoopSwastika smells like ConcernedStudents1950.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: despair at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (IGSVv)
-------------------------------------------------------------------
This is what happens when you drink too much poo-rune juice.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Guy Who's Wanted to Bring That Meme Back For Months
Crosspoops or Longpoops?
.45 acpoops or 9 mmoops?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (U76Nz)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (/Ho8c)
Ladies and gentlemen, Gen. Colon Powell!
Posted by: Joey Joe Joe Biden at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (rSTkb)
Think about it.
https://youtu.be/XD_ZQwfODtg?t=46
Posted by: Neil DeGrasssse Tyson at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (9YHfj)
>>Why do they assume it is with the artist's own feces? It may be someone else's feces or animal feces.
President Obama we have some good news. We did an DNA sample on the urine used to write Obama Sucks Donkey Balls in the snow and we've discovered it's Joe Biden's urine.
Unfortunately, it's Michelle's handwriting.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2015 05:05 PM (/tuJf)
lol
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:10 PM (3dOE/)
"Privilege"
"What if I told you that the man on the hunger strike, the man who demanded the president of the University admit his white privilege - what if I told you he was raised in Omaha, Nebraska - and is the son of a man worth $20 million."
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 10, 2015 05:11 PM (veJi0)
I T D I D N O T H A P P E N
Like every other campus hate crime it was made up.
Posted by: Picric at November 10, 2015 05:11 PM (3ULiU)
And then probably something like "Sharpton guide us!" as smoke issues from their ears.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2015 05:11 PM (vw+Kc)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:11 PM (2oWD2)
First, get yourself a sasquatch.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 05:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mr. Hankey, the Fascist Poo at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (evdj2)
Huh.
There's a pithy turn of phrase I had not heard before.
I'm probably glad that my grandmas are both dead.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (T0MgD)
*********
indeed.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:12 PM (IGSVv)
Posted by: George Costanza at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (evdj2)
btw,
enjoy, if you haven't been there lately
support Sabo!
http://unsavoryagents.com/
look for the one with Che's face in it...
it's briliant
and Bernie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (qCMvj)
Well, if they had drawn Mary in poop they could have sold it in a gallery, like the infamous elephant dung Madonna.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (NOIQH)
Figures.
Posted by: Lauren at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (LzzEz)
This is a journalism school after all. The kids are just putting into practice the current accepted journalistic standards that they're being taught in their classes.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Anna Puma
So now the dogs are racist, too?!?
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Yo! at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Mr. Hankey at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: Der Fecal Führer at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (vBeA5)
15's protesters - bowel movement
Posted by: se pa moron at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: eman at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:13 PM (2oWD2)
Not only that, but they write upside down.
Fact.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (oKE6c)
Think about it.
https://youtu.be/XD_ZQwfODtg?t=46
Wow, that's funny. The first 40 seconds were my day, and I enjoyed the hell out of it.
Posted by: pep at November 10, 2015 05:15 PM (LAe3v)
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Yeah, they don't get the irony in calling them "warriors." I've been thinking more along the lines of "Social Justice Whiners," but "cry bullies" is pretty terrific!
Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (7Kbxu)
I've been calling them "Social Justice Whores" for a while now.
Posted by: Blano at November 10, 2015 05:15 PM (heN73)
******
I don't know why this is cracking me up. Looking for reason in liberal illogic is like looking for raisins in this corker.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 05:15 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (No/ki)
Someone drew a swastika on my house in the online game RUST and WE reported THAT.
A real to God shit swastika and no picture?!!? Bullshit. It'd be on the cover of Huffpo for YEARS!!!
Posted by: smileynh at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (cwBD4)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Phantom Pooper at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (WiU5D)
Chris Berman, the longtime ESPN host known for his catchphrases, was the subject of a recent sexual harassment claim against ESPN that was settled, according to The Big Lead.
Can't anyone at that liberal bastion of ESPN keep it in their pants?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:17 PM (gf8BH)
The Nasty Adolph is not unknown to the Horde.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 10, 2015 05:17 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2015 05:17 PM (wAQA5)
Sometimes it pays to remember childhood fun.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 05:17 PM (+YMhA)
--
According to some, using that material makes an otherwise mundane exercise into art.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 10, 2015 05:17 PM (T0MgD)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (kdS6q)
Yes - Then the blacks did it themselves.
No - Then why would anyone assume it was directed at blacks?
It's a HOAX.
Posted by: despair at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: George Washington Carver at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: European Fecal Standards and Measurements at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: smileynh at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (cwBD4)
Cruz Chucks!
http://unsavoryagents.com/?projects=chucks
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (qCMvj)
Very cook chuckies, but for $170, they had better make me tall and blonde as well.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: George Washington Carver at November 10, 2015 05:18 PM (2oWD2)
Parentheses!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: dagny at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (niUg3)
Posted by: Feh at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (y20Dp)
--
Sounds like hate speech to me
Posted by: Cornelius Stool at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (T0MgD)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Lauren at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (GZ6Pf)
http://unsavoryagents.com/?projects=chucks
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:16 PM (qCMvj)
Very cook chuckies, but for $170, they had better make me tall and blonde as well.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (+YMhA)
if his Brietbart poster were for sale, I would already own it
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2015 05:19 PM (3tjn4)
Looks at temp gauge. Glares at 75 degree reading.
Too hot to hunt.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (U76Nz)
Posted by: smileynh
How do you work this crazy thing?!? looking at calendar
Posted by: University President at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (Xo1Rt)
I remember the days when kids used to respect their elders.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (kHgvV)
Hitler's remains were dumped down a storm drain which led out to the sea. So, Hitler morphed into fish poop.
All roads lead to poop.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Baby Hitler
***
Almost pissed myself laughing,
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:20 PM (Xo1Rt)
Uh oh ... hurtful speech ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:21 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 10, 2015 05:21 PM (kdS6q)
Actually, yesterday the WH praised the "protesters" for protesting for "change."
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:21 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 10, 2015 05:14 PM (Nwg0u)
Hello Feces, my old friend
I've come to draw with you again
Because a swastika needs to be here
In a medium come from my rear
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Upon tile walls of bathrooms
Posted by: Exlax and Garstinkel at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: eman at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (3dOE/)
A new form of protest at FeCal Berkeley. Just you wait.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 05:23 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2015 05:23 PM (LUgeY)
Change what? Change a diaper?
The idiot in the WH knows only one thing. Change is needed. Unless he's in the WH. Then, stasis is good.
Posted by: pep at November 10, 2015 05:23 PM (LAe3v)
10. Chocolate cake
9. Snickers bar
8. Sherlock Holmes
Posted by: mean at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (MQEz6)
7. Lena Dunham (SO lifelike!)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 10, 2015 05:23 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:23 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:24 PM (3dOE/)
They're already using Soros, money to get this change to go to other campuses.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2015 05:24 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 10, 2015 05:24 PM (IGSVv)
Posted by: AmishDude at November 10, 2015 04:50 PM (Xd2w5)
That's what happens when you raise a generation without daddies.
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 10, 2015 05:24 PM (fMQoG)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:25 PM (oVJmc)
i) periodically having poop on their hand
ii) hates Jews
I think that's dispositive.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:25 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: kathysaysso
Or the daddies that exist are cringing, self-loathing lickspittles.
Posted by: pep at November 10, 2015 05:25 PM (LAe3v)
10. Chocolate cake
9. Snickers bar
8. Sherlock Holmes
Posted by: mean at November 10, 2015 05:22 PM (MQEz6)
7. Lena Dunham (SO lifelike!)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 10, 2015 05:23 PM (7RXcs)<<<
Happy little tree... in the fall, after the leaves are gone.
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at November 10, 2015 05:25 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:26 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:26 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2015 05:26 PM (/tuJf)
If a professor tells you you're going to fail class unless you study harder, is that grounds for calling police?
You have traumatized me already, DangerGirl. 911 has been alerted!!!
Posted by: Jack at November 10, 2015 05:26 PM (53CCM)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 10, 2015 05:26 PM (PeabP)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 05:26 PM (mcm0N)
*hangs head in shame while applauding far superior meme adaptation*
Posted by: Crosspoops or Longpoops at November 10, 2015 05:27 PM (kHgvV)
But "he who cleaned poop swastika, never forgets" is a corollary.
Find the janitors that clean. If they don't recall, it's a confirmed hoax. No one else is going to clean poop off the wall. (and doubtful anyone is going to pick up poop and "scrawl" with it).
Posted by: Illiniwek at November 10, 2015 05:27 PM (1XT+t)
Posted by: Poop Finder App at November 10, 2015 05:28 PM (3va6W)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:28 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:28 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:29 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Hurtful Speech Determiner App at November 10, 2015 05:29 PM (3va6W)
Posted by: Kensington at November 10, 2015 04:51 PM (7Kbxu)
They get it just fine. And the comedy of pointing at a fat slob and calling that a "Warrior" does not go away.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at November 10, 2015 05:29 PM (0NdlF)
I thought the kiddies were all about teh viral outrage.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Garrett at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (TBB9a)
Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (ZY2zO)
Posted by: Illiniwek at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (1XT+t)
Posted by: eman at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (MQEz6)
the lady with glasses and smarts saying "never gonna happen"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (ttnnR)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (m3iiU)
Warm turdy
Smelly little poop
Happy turdy
Sleepy turdy
Plop plop plop
Close it down. We have the threadwinner.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (U76Nz)
Being a racist, or doing anything that might be considered racist is now the worst crime in Socialist America. Worse than murder (unless it was a hate crime murder). I kid you not.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at November 10, 2015 05:30 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Illiniwek
You underestimate us, sir.
Posted by: Monkeys at November 10, 2015 05:31 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at November 10, 2015 05:31 PM (ZY2zO)
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:31 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: The Mad Crapper at November 10, 2015 05:31 PM (GrXXa)
P { margin-bottom: 0.08in; }
Martin Luther had "95 Theses,"
And Darwin, his "Origin of Species,"
But all that
I've got
Is contained in the pot
As butt nuggets, dirt snakes
and feces
Posted by: Bruce at November 10, 2015 05:31 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Zombie Jonnie Cochran at November 10, 2015 05:32 PM (ZY2zO)
'Racism Hoax', over two million hits on Bing.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2015 05:32 PM (m3iiU)
**bursting into restroom after receiving a phoned in tip**
You gonna draw that poop swastika on that wall... well, are ya, punk?
Tell me, you feel lucky?
Posted by: Turdy Harry at November 10, 2015 05:32 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 05:33 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: The Mad Crapper at November 10, 2015 05:31 PM (GrXXa)
Ich bin eine ScheisMeister.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:33 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2015 05:34 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2015 05:34 PM (AkOaV)
For example, the occurrence of pronounced ridges and an oily sheen would suggest the turd of an Esquimah or Inyuet.
Posted by: Dr. Mortimer at November 10, 2015 05:34 PM (TBB9a)
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Let's not be juvenile now. We're discussing the dangers of poop swastikas.
Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2015 05:34 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:35 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 10, 2015 05:35 PM (kdS6q)
I know we're laughing but shouldn't the Jewish students be rioting?
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:35 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (omLRE)
Let's not be juvenile now. We're discussing the dangers of poop swastikas.
I know we're laughing but shouldn't the Jewish students be rioting?
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:35 PM (/dSsq)
They only do that in the ghettos.
This will be known hereafter as the Yoot scoots riots.
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (3dOE/)
We shouldn't want to be a bother.
Posted by: Mizzou Jouz at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (oVJmc)
Bartender says: So what're you having?
Bartender gets arrested.
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (k8tEg)
Says the self-made "person" is a myth and American history's "greatest lie."
truthrevolt.org
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: donna
Probably too busy keeping an eye out for the stabby religion of peace.
Posted by: Bruce at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (8ikIW)
Scheise Macht Frei
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2015 05:38 PM (wAQA5)
The welfare state is a relative newcomer on the American scene. Did no one make anything of themselves before that?
Posted by: Mizzou Jouz at November 10, 2015 05:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
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You're now on report for tampon ridicule.
Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2015 05:39 PM (Fmupd)
CNN's Brightest: 'Nobody Makes Themselves' Without Government 'Safety Nets'
Says the self-made "person" is a myth and American history's "greatest lie."
truthrevolt.org
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:37 PM (qCMvj)
And How!
Posted by: Liawatha at November 10, 2015 05:39 PM (3dOE/)
Jake Tapper Brilliantly Trolls Sensitive College Students
Ahh, the sweet smell of satisfaction.
State of the Union host Jake Tapper sent out a tweet of such epic proportions Tuesday that it could rival the shot heard 'round the world. However, if any Yale students happen to read it, their heads may explode.
see truthrevolt.org
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:39 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Brown Floyd at November 10, 2015 05:39 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:35 PM (/dSsq)
To busy studying for the MCATS and LSATs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:39 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:40 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:40 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: The Barrel at November 10, 2015 05:40 PM (rSTkb)
Someone got paid, cuz nobody would do that for free.
I'll call BS. No photo? In this day and age? Are you kidding me?
Why aren't the Joos protesting? Because it didn't happen.
And my guess is if it did, it was just like the churches burning in St. Louis.
Posted by: GBruno at November 10, 2015 05:41 PM (u49WF)
"They led to victory in the highest tradition."
Ah, he was there, but not there there.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:41 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 05:41 PM (mcm0N)
"They led to victory in the highest tradition."
The highest tradition of race baiting Socialist Crybullys...
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:42 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: GBruno at November 10, 2015 05:42 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: TickledPink at November 10, 2015 05:44 PM (F5hTl)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (/dSsq)
Could use any prayers you can spare.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 10, 2015 05:44 PM (F5hTl)
Thoughts for you and yours.
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (gf8BH)
Hi. I'm Zombie Morton Downey Junior.
I witnessed The Whole Thing as it happened. I am now on a permanent hunger strike!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: HR Dept of Any Business Wanting Profits at November 10, 2015 05:46 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:47 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 10, 2015 05:45 PM (7RXcs)
If one comes out with big ears ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:47 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 05:41 PM (mcm0N)
yep, he's saying like I said, DNT tracer, baby
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:48 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:48 PM (qCMvj)
Wouldnt each person's sphincter leave a unique pattern on a turd?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:48 PM (iQIUe)
You can also submit your first name and state (or call although it's hard to get through) and your request at this website. It gets sent around to different prayer groups:
http://prayer-center.upperroom.org/request-prayer
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2015 05:48 PM (No/ki)
Wouldnt each person's sphincter leave a unique pattern on a turd?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:48 PM (iQIUe)
Rifling?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 10, 2015 05:49 PM (oKE6c)
They've got a 13 year old who I knew was planning on going there.
I'm sure his father went right through the roof when all this happened.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 05:49 PM (E5UB0)
Also ironic that the university responds to a swastika by acting like fascists.
I'm so glad I went to college before the world went insane
Posted by: Weew at November 10, 2015 05:49 PM (npIqh)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:49 PM (oVJmc)
I walked into my parents house to find them not home. No big deal. I checked the phone and saw that the hospital called yesterday.
Mom had a really scary cancer scare last year. I called her to ask about it, and she brushed it off, but I can tell she is not telling me something.
And, she always keeps me in the loop on Drs appointments and things like that. If she didn't, I am wondering if it's because she doesn't want me to worry.Too late!
Posted by: TickledPink at November 10, 2015 05:49 PM (F5hTl)
Posted by: George Lucass at November 10, 2015 05:50 PM (REdlt)
http://voxday.blogspot.com/2015/11/the-devolution-of-sjw.html#comment-form
Posted by: taqiyyologist at November 10, 2015 05:50 PM (ZDQKW)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:50 PM (oVJmc)
You sound like Me. I always believe the worst... Just hang in there...
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:51 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: taqiyyologist at November 10, 2015 05:51 PM (ZDQKW)
Posted by: Moki at November 10, 2015 05:51 PM (x303I)
Posted by: 29Victor at November 10, 2015 05:51 PM (knN6T)
Posted by: I write my best poetry on the toilet so tried making artistic statement. at November 10, 2015 05:51 PM (9pNWx)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 10, 2015 05:51 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at November 10, 2015 05:52 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
I pooped out a Mount St. Helens. Once.
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:52 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: undocumented journaist at November 10, 2015 05:52 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Trailer Park Superintendent Jim Lahey at November 10, 2015 05:52 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:53 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 05:53 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Thor at November 10, 2015 05:53 PM (e8kgV)
Sorry if this repeats something in the unread-by-me comments above, but ...
Why not swamp this "system" in its own idiocy?
Report "hurtful speech" constantly. Easy to think of the reports one could make. Ask one of the SJW dumbshits some question, get them to make some stupid statement (i.e., open their mouths and move their lips), then "report" it to the cops.
When a professor barfs ups some idiotic racist collectivist fascist crap in a lecture (what, every 10 min. in social science and "studies" classes, you think?), "report" it.
Where is the Scharansky among the MU undergrads? The smart mischievous defiant enemy of idiocy and fascism who will start this? Don't "tweet" it, don't email it. Word of mouth. Trusted circles. Start swamping the system with complaints about fascist, racist, un-American "hurtful" speech by activists, faculty, etc.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 10, 2015 05:53 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
Moar White privilege! Equal distribution of DNA to cells of color!
Posted by: #BLM at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (zn5Cm)
Posted by: zombie Benjamin Franklin Butler at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (4WhSY)
Report "hurtful speech" constantly.
I'm thinking every time a lib perfesser blames whitey, Republicans, Christians, etc., it merits a report.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Puckering. It's a thing. I had my pucker bedazzled a couple of years ago for Kwanza.
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:54 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: undocumented journaist at November 10, 2015 05:52 PM (e8kgV)
It was just a smiling emoji.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:55 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: scoville at November 10, 2015 05:55 PM (0adl+)
It's technologically feasible based on the age and quantity of sample.
I highly doubt this ever happened though because if it had it would've been all over the regional news at the very least, and it almost certainly would have made national news based on the media attention other similar "events" received.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 10, 2015 05:55 PM (PeabP)
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/quiz/257000/257569_1247672268218_263_300.jpg
What the hell is the matter with these college skulls full of collectivist mush? The only positive I can draw is the same far-left administrators are themselves now being thrown on the guillotines much as the Jacobins were during the French Revolution.
The only solution is to shut down the colleges and universities. When a communications professor wants some "muscle" to keep reporters from doing their jobs, reporting on her and other SJW idiocy, it's time for her to go earn a real living rather than BS studies on Lady Gaga and other tripe that's as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Posted by: Charlie Kelly from Philly at November 10, 2015 05:57 PM (GV08/)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:58 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater
Considering everybody on campus has a camera on their person 24/7, the fact that a picture of it isn't all over the media means no shitstika ever existed.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 10, 2015 05:58 PM (zn5Cm)
Posted by: Mortimer at November 10, 2015 05:58 PM (0dcbp)
I believed this entire thing is a hoax
Posted by: Judas Washington at November 10, 2015 05:58 PM (eOpVe)
themselves now being thrown on the guillotines much as the Jacobins were
during the French Revolution.
Didn't the students turn on their teachers in Mao's Great Disco Party, too?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:58 PM (oVJmc)
Weew @365, yep about the swastika.
Why would the symbol of a fascist, racist organization, that employed thuggery and mob hysteria and violence, to suppress dissent and promote an authoritarian race-based repressive order, be considered offensive to the mob at Mizzou and its fellow travellers?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (QDnY+)
Well, the first part of her story checks out. She said she had a regular Dr appt in December, and they needed to change it because the Dr will be out of town.
I checked the # and it WAS her Dr's office calling, not some other department like Radiology or Oncology or something.
But, she still didn't sound right.
That's the thing about cancer (I hate cancer). It's always ALWAYS in the back of your mind....what if?
Posted by: TickledPink at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (F5hTl)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: *waits for that to turn into some kinda pron thing at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (oVJmc)
Prediction: Jeb! is going to go out of his comfort drone and say something really oddball and uncomfortably forced.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 05:59 PM (2oWD2)
If you're going to go around measuring lands, grooves, and caliber, more power to you - but you're going to need a warrant.
CSI - Crap Sphincter Investigations
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 10, 2015 06:00 PM (iIzG7)
****
ha--for some reason I'm getting that song lyric--
dirty deeds snd there done dirt cheap. AC/DC
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 10, 2015 06:01 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 06:01 PM (oVJmc)
Ben Carson was rattling off a lot of spending cuts and gov employee attrition last night on O'Reilly. He's got that much memorized already, and he could have kept going if Bill-O hadn't cut him off, as they ran out of time.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:02 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: eman at November 10, 2015 06:02 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 06:04 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:04 PM (qCMvj)
Peter Piper picked a peck of Pickled Poop....
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (/dSsq)
If a professor tells you you're going to fail class unless you study harder, is that grounds for calling police?
Yes, if the student is a person of the proper color. If it's a white student, they just need to shut up and check their privilege.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (HMt16)
Considering everybody on campus has a camera on their person 24/7, the fact that a picture of it isn't all over the media means no shitstika ever existed.
Facts don't mean anything.
Posted by: Jack at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (53CCM)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: New York Post at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (9YHfj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:06 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 10, 2015 06:06 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:06 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Dancing Queen at November 10, 2015 06:06 PM (KgGd7)
Posted by: George Washington Carver at November 10, 2015 06:06 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: BurtTC
I shall poo in the hall...
just because.
Posted by: EPA employee at November 10, 2015 06:07 PM (zn5Cm)
Posted by: Gamers of Color at November 10, 2015 06:07 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:07 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 06:07 PM (oVJmc)
have to look up that last one
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:04 PM (qCMvj)<<<
THIS! IS! FOX BUSINESS!!!
Posted by: Gerard Baker at November 10, 2015 06:08 PM (REdlt)
Maria Bartiromo, Neil Cavuto And Gerard Baker are the moderators
have to look up that last one
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:04 PM (qCMvj)
He was the drummer for Cream, I believe.
Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2015 06:08 PM (sdi6R)
have to look up that last one
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:04 PM (qCMvj)
He was the drummer for Cream, I believe.
Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2015 06:08 PM (sdi6R)
Nah, he's a hunky British "action" star.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (TOk1P)
The only newsie to ever have a Ramones song written about her. Apparently, JR was quite smitten with her.
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Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 06:11 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (TOk1P)
oh, a brit?
blimey!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:11 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 06:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 10, 2015 06:11 PM (PeabP)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 06:11 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (9iR5/)
Seeing her pander to vets, and vets buying her bullshit, has me, well, SMFH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYDTeb9rhkA
Posted by: SMFH at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (gA43f)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 10, 2015 06:07 PM (oVJmc)
at least on hit piece
yes
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (qCMvj)
Faux Fecal Fakers Fan Flames of Flummoxed Fainthearted Football Fags.
Peter Piper picked a peck of Pickled Poop....
Posted by: donna at November 10, 2015 06:05 PM (/dSsq)
Purported Phantom Pooper Perturbs Pinheads into Partaking in Preposterous Protest.
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (wAQA5)
I mentioned last night at work that I suspected much of the ragey rage at Missouri was probably a hoax. It didn't go over well. So, in a couple of weeks when the MSM has moved onto the next Performance Art, I bet it will come out that this whole thing was a hoax.
Welcome to the 21st Century, where you can't be cynical enough.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (Bhf1u)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 10, 2015 06:12 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: boniface ballers at November 10, 2015 06:13 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: C3PMinx 0.7 alpha at November 10, 2015 06:13 PM (wFY0d)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (TOk1P)<<<
If it's not Scottish... it's crap.
Posted by: Gerard Butler... not British at November 10, 2015 06:13 PM (REdlt)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (qCMvj)
A solid B+ ... whatever it was supposed to be.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 06:14 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 10, 2015 06:15 PM (39g3+)
Just finished playing a round of spades over at Yahoo, and my opponent was named "Fecelita".
I wanted to ask her if it meant, "little shit", but I didn't think she'd be too amused.
Posted by: SMFH at November 10, 2015 06:15 PM (gA43f)
Posted by: C3PMinx 0.7 alpha at November 10, 2015 06:13 PM (wFY0d)
no doubt!
but, I figured out how to beat it, just lazy now
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:15 PM (qCMvj)
A solid B+ ... whatever it was supposed to be.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2015 06:14 PM (zc3Db)
steaming pile of poo ascii
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weasel at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (e3bId)
I shall poo on the walls until there is a fresh post.
So far ace has put in a shit week.
No rape Tuesday either.
Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (DL2i+)
Comcast sucks donkey balls. We get Fox Bidness on the yuuuuge TV in the family room, but not on the bedroom TV or kitchen TV. Same with HBO.
The family room is draped in plastic, thanks to the fact the painters aren't finished.
Yay. *grumble grumble*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
I can empty it. Where's the nearest storm drain?
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at November 10, 2015 06:17 PM (zn5Cm)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2015 06:17 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Judas Washington at November 10, 2015 06:18 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: EPA at November 10, 2015 06:18 PM (gA43f)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:19 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Killerdog at November 10, 2015 06:19 PM (LgUpL)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 10, 2015 06:19 PM (zn5Cm)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 10, 2015 06:20 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2015 06:16 PM (DL2i+)
You must have missed the story in the sidebar about the little Swedish girls raped by African/Muslim yutes. The school administration told the parents, "Boys will be boys."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 06:20 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:21 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 06:21 PM (2oWD2)
We shall poo on the beaches, we shall poo on the landing grounds, we shall poo in the fields and in the streets, we shall poo in the hills...
Posted by: Shit Winston Churchill said (SWIDT?) at November 10, 2015 06:21 PM (sdi6R)
She got her Ph.D from the University of Mass at Amherst in the "commodification of femininity, affluence and whiteness in the Martha Stewart Phenomenon."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2015 06:21 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
Is that why Jesus said in Matthew "Don't let the right hand know what the left hand does"
Posted by: Judas Washington at November 10, 2015 06:22 PM (eOpVe)
According to the report they suggested the father was racist, too. But its not a very established news place so I'm not real sure about the story. Sounds possible, yes. Especially given the council treatment of Rotherhman's rape epidemic. But until confirmed elsewhere, I'm not sure.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 10, 2015 06:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dang at November 10, 2015 06:23 PM (2oWD2)
We shall never wipe with more than one square of toilet paper!
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at November 10, 2015 06:23 PM (39g3+)
Marco Rubio Unleashes a Devastating New Ad Against Jeb Bush
http://yhoo.it/1iSwvxh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:21 PM (qCMvj)
Fox Bidness showing that ad right this minute.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 06:23 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 06:23 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 06:23 PM (FsuaD)
Looks like a Rubio ad.
A "nice" attack, lol.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:24 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Buzzy Krumhnger at November 10, 2015 06:24 PM (4S+e6)
Posted by: Weasel at November 10, 2015 06:24 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 10, 2015 06:24 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:25 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:25 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 10, 2015 06:25 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Weasel at November 10, 2015 06:26 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 10, 2015 06:27 PM (zn5Cm)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2015 06:10 PM (qCMvj)
Alrighty then. Crapping on morons and ettes today, are we?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 06:27 PM (+YMhA)
Make em look bad. Besides, look at their demands? These aren't people who want the light of day shone on their deeds.
And of course, journalists have the same reputation with everyone right and left that a syphilitic cockroach enjoys.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at November 10, 2015 06:27 PM (39g3+)
Now, how would they know the arteest drew said schwartzsticker with their own feces?
It would have been a graver offense had the arteest appropriated someone else's poop for said task.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 10, 2015 06:27 PM (labbd)
Posted by: Weasel at November 10, 2015 06:26 PM (e3bId)/i]
Good. That would have been hurtful to retards.
Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2015 06:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2015 06:28 PM (sdi6R)
I won't repeat what I said to him.
He's off to a Scout meeting. Thankfully. Our son is way to the right of his formerly libtard dad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 10, 2015 06:28 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Dr Weevil at November 10, 2015 06:28 PM (h7EAk)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 10, 2015 06:29 PM (S2VsH)
protesting DO NOT WANT news coverage of their protest? I thought the
whole idea of protesting was to call attention to their cause. So why
would they exclude journalists?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2015 06:23 PM (+YMhA)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
They are talking about where to plant the net noose to blame straight white christian males for being homophobic racist misogynistic bible-thumpers?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 10, 2015 06:30 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Hillarious! Clinton at November 10, 2015 06:31 PM (2oWD2)
In any case, I find it hugely amusing that for years now, every time I hear about one of these "someone wrote/drew/smeared a swastika/KKK/lynching rope/whatever somewhere, usually somewhere that it would offend the delicate sensibilities of some special snowflake, it turned out to be a fucking hoax perpetrated by some SJW douchebag. Every. Time.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at November 10, 2015 06:33 PM (AYY6Y)
Posted by: goatexchange at November 10, 2015 06:40 PM (Nd4YY)
2. Someone had to clean this up. Since I doubt any one of the precious students would deign to do it, a janitor must have. Where is s/he?
Almost certainly a hoax.
Posted by: streetwiseprof at November 10, 2015 06:50 PM (wK7bC)
Posted by: ZBBMcFate at November 10, 2015 06:56 PM (k7D+q)
Posted by: El Caganer at November 10, 2015 07:02 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 10, 2015 07:18 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: simplemind at November 10, 2015 07:26 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: Black Lives Matter at November 10, 2015 07:51 PM (z/Ubi)
(Or so I've heard.)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 10, 2015 08:01 PM (QHz3V)
Posted by: ericinva at November 10, 2015 08:50 PM (ChGIS)
No, they can't have that. The left, from the paid desperate empty shell of anyone who has lost hope& believes nothing but "you are an empty shallow loser because of 'bad white peeps, or Christians, conservative women and climate change to the damaged professor of liberal arts failing reality bites or the violent deviant 'hollywood-music producer making millions over your desperation..feeding it..to lizards like Hillary Clinton and Bill's droll screwing of the poor, especially the black community--along with the corrupt racist black caucus to the communist-loving core Sotero community organizing people who are lost and broken ---for the votes to keep the truly disinfranchised--at the bottom so they can continually use them, for what?
What have they done for you? A phone, food stamps, ghetto housing, riots, the space to cry rape/wolf, excuse bad behavior, selfie and facebook with you so they have private jets, designer clothes, disdain law and order?
And the media aid and abet this chaos, for access to be part of whatever ill-gotten gains the puppet masters dole out. Collaborators of hate. Lies. Specious bitter progressive? historically inaccurate merchants of decline.
We need to stop the madness and reclaim the truth.
Posted by: palinbeatsturdblossom at November 10, 2015 09:04 PM (/qiij)
"What is it?" asked President Obama.
"Sir, the words 'Barack is a Muslim' were written on the wall of the master bathroom."
"Agent, that's nothing new, I deal with that kind of thing all the time."
"Sir, it gets worse. It's written in feces."
"My God, Agent, that's disgusting. But still, I'm sure you'll get to the bottom of it, no pun intended, and figure out who the perpetrator is."
"Mr. President, we already have. DNA tests show that it was Vice President Biden's feces."
"Oh God. I never would have thought he was that far gone. Have you picked him up yet?"
"Well, sir, you see there's just one more slight problem."
"What do you mean ONE MORE PROBLEM?!"
"Sir, our experts have also determined that it's the First Lady's handwriting."
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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)