Morning Thread (11-9-2015)


Advertise Here! Support Contact Ace: aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type	Morning Thread (11-9-2015) Time for another thrilling week of media-manufactured gaaaafffes, I suppose. Posted by: Andy at 06:56 AM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, November 09, 2015. On this day in 1970 the Supreme Court voted 6 to 3 against hearing a case to allow Massachusetts to enforce its law granting residents the right to refuse military service in an undeclared war. This nullification law was passed for the sole purpose of trying to force the Supreme Court to rule directly on the Constitutionality of the Vietnam War. The ruling by the court was based on lack of jurisdiction. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:56 AM (t2KH5) 2 Hawaii has the highest homeless rate in the US. Basically a tearjerker article, which coincidentally starts out with the plight of a "fast food worker". No mention that the State has been run by Democrats exclusively for decades. http://fxn.ws/1OyL8E4 Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:57 AM (t2KH5) 3 CA school district bans drawing of religious figures after one "offended mom" complained about an assignment that included drawing a picture of mohammed. http://fxn.ws/1SCUw8j Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:57 AM (t2KH5) 4 The mom of that 9 year old boy in Chicago who was lured into an alley and murdered by gangbanger thugs had set up a go fund me account to raise money for his funeral. She raised $17,000 and used the money to buy a car. So much for charity huh. http://fxn.ws/1OyLFWL Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:57 AM (t2KH5) 5 Three teens have been arrested in MI in a conspiracy plot to hold a mass school shooting. http://fxn.ws/1Qo2tiD Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:57 AM (t2KH5) 6 Library in the Bronx hit by massive toilet paper theft by denizens of the FSA. http://fxn.ws/1NlOrZr Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:58 AM (t2KH5) 7 Did you know that Obama has a team of 20 people who are paid for by the taxpayers to improve his on-line image through social media websites? Maybe we should have a name for people like this and a name for these kinds of actions. I believe this type of crap was invented by Obama's old political hack who is now mayor of Chicago. Astro-something or other. But why are we paying for it? http://nyti.ms/1SCy2o0 Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:58 AM (t2KH5) 8 Law University student government issues an edict banning speech on the internet. Just what is this law school teaching about the Constitution? http://bit.ly/1NYEDHA Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:58 AM (t2KH5) 9 Wounded warrior reserved parking popping up in OH. I hope this catches on in other States. But like handicapped parking I suspect that assholes will routinely violate it. http://bit.ly/1SaOyL7 Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:58 AM (t2KH5) 10 Its about time somebody fought back since the do-nothing Republicans are supporting the CoC only: The new governor of Kentucky, a Conservative Republican, will tell the EPA to pound sand. He said he is a strict Constitutionalist and he will not allow Barack Obama to destroy the coal industry in Kentucky. One of the most powerful weapons he has as governor, he said is the Tenth Amendment Good sentiments but I say good luck with that. Past court rulings have used the crappy worded 14th amendment and political stretch to basically invalidate the 10th amendment. http://bit.ly/1MGxKYc Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:58 AM (t2KH5) 11 A survey shows that 13% of those phony Syrian migrants are supporters of the terrorist group ISIS. And Obama wants to bring tens of thousands of them into the US violating current immigration law. But impeachment is off the table. http://bit.ly/1XZ3qjw Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:59 AM (t2KH5) 12 Rachel Maddow questions to Scankles. http://bit.ly/1kFbM11 Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:59 AM (t2KH5) 13 Former head of the GAO says the current numbers listed for US debt are a massive lie. Well? Everything coming out of Obama corrupt admin is a massive lie. http://bit.ly/1MGy6ht Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:59 AM (t2KH5) 14 Five Senators have missed votes to run for President but the MFM has only asked one to resign. And to top it off, he is the one who had the lowest number of missed votes. No bias here all right. http://bit.ly/1RH7Vvp Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 06:59 AM (t2KH5) 15 Rand Paul simultaneously attacks RINO Rubio and the Debate moderators. He has a valid point here, but I would never vote for him. I think he is a little bit disingenuous here though since he and his father support "no borders" pushed by Libertarians. http://bit.ly/1iNjPb2 Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 07:00 AM (t2KH5) 16 RINO Rubio is trying to back track on his support of Obama Trade. Sorry Charlie you stink. http://bit.ly/1HCbOfm Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 07:00 AM (t2KH5) 17 Another nail in the Carson Coffin; he says he will push for Puerto Rico Statehood. We do not need two more guaranteed Democrat Senators. http://bit.ly/1WKLIxL Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 07:00 AM (t2KH5) 18 The Daily Deals http://amzn.to/1NE6XAU That's it for today folks. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 07:00 AM (t2KH5) 19 Baltimore: 294 Black Lives Matter! seems like only yesterday the count was 288...it actually almost was. Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2015 07:02 AM (0bEpn) 20 Another nail in the Carson Coffin; he says he will push for Puerto Rico Statehood. I'm going to say one thing, which will resonate only with Massachusetts / southern NH Morons: I was born in Lawrence. You're off my list, Doc. Go back to book sales. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2015 07:03 AM (X6fMO) 21 Top o' the morning to everyone. Thanks for the news, Vic. Yeoman's work. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2015 07:05 AM (JO9+V) 22 20 You're off my list, Doc. Go back to book sales. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2015 07:03 AM (X6fMO) With his long time stance on gun control and a couple of other things he has never really been on my list. Gun control is one of my major hitters. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 07:05 AM (t2KH5) 23 Good morning Daywalkers, thanks for the news Vic! Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at November 09, 2015 07:08 AM (4pjhs) 24 Thanks, Vic! Hello & goodbye -- busy day today Posted by: Ruth at November 09, 2015 07:08 AM (cIjBI) 25 Puerto Rico regularly votes against statehood, does it not? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 07:10 AM (iQIUe) 26 Today is, as Vic notes, November 9th. It is the traditional day of the Lord Mayor's parade in London. It is also the day when, in 1888, the last canonical victim of Jack the Ripper, Mary Jane Kelly, was found razored to death in her squalid Whitechapel room at 13 Miller's Court. The books on the Ripper murders are as numerous as snowflakes. The best overall view, IMO, is Philip Sugden's The Complete History of Jack the Ripper. Sugden was a historian who looked at the murders from that viewpoint, rather than being a theorist who had a suspect and tried to jam him into the frame. The book came out a number of years ago and so is not au fait with the latest developments in the field, but is still worth a read. If you want something shorter, I recommend either Paul Begg's Jack the Ripper: The Uncensored Facts or Donald Rumbelow's The Complete Jack the Ripper. And I guess I'll hawk my own book on Saucy Jack, The News From Whitechapel: http://goo.gl/x7qVVI Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2015 07:10 AM (X6fMO) 27 Well its goodbye for me too. May check back later. Its a rocking chair day today. And I will not be here at all Wed. Going down to Charleston for some tests for wifey. I expect that due to drive time and wait time I will be there all day. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 07:11 AM (t2KH5) 28 Another nail in the Carson Coffin; he says he will push for Puerto Rico Statehood. We do not need two more guaranteed Democrat Senators. http://bit.ly/1WKLIxL Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 07:00 AM (t2KH5) That is really stupid Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 09, 2015 07:11 AM (QPdNE) 29 Nothing is going to happen about the enormous murder rates in this cities. The residents are proud of it. And now having a dead kid is hitting the lottery. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 07:11 AM (iQIUe) 30 Rubio is looking like kind of a lightweight. These political efforts to please everyone and anyone are blowing up in his face. Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2015 07:12 AM (TxJGV) 31 Now the Concerned Faculty group at Mizzou is planning a 2-day walkout in support of "student activists" on campus. Instead of being in their classrooms, they will instead assemble at the quad where the activists are camping out and hold a teach-in. I'd go all Dean Wormer on everyone's ass. "You're finished, through at Mizzou! I want your ass off campus by 9:00 tomorrow morning!!" Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2015 07:13 AM (JO9+V) 32 Father of the dead 9 year old in Chicago has also started a GoFundMe account. It appears the boy lived with his grandmother and not his parents. They think the murder was a payback for the murder of a 25 y/o gangbanger. The boy was small. It's hard to imagine that someone would shoot him 7 times point blank in the chest. The burial is tomorrow so there shd be a free for all. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 07:14 AM (iQIUe) 33 Screaming. Occupy and BLM tapes show the female nutters screaming in the faces of cops within inches of their faces. BLM vs Sanders - again the women scream and anyone who attempts to speak with them. Yale - brown snowflake screams at the Master. Screaming - it's a "thang" Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 07:19 AM (iQIUe) 34 Far from perfect, I keep coming back to Cruz. Posted by: GBruno at November 09, 2015 07:19 AM (u49WF) 35 Puerto Rico regularly votes against statehood, does it not? ___________________ Yes, it does. PR gets all the benefits of being in the U.S. (citizenship for its citizens, access to U.S. welfare and a host of other taxpayer-funded goodies, and no U.S. income taxes to pay). They would be fools to vote for citizenship. They get huge amounts of money from the U.S., and have no reciprocal obligations to us. It's a great deal for them; sucks for us. We should have cut them loose long ago. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2015 07:21 AM (a31sM) 36 Yes, this Missouri thing; the fun really starts when it turns out this entire episode of Outrage Theater is a hoax. Stock up on popcorn. Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2015 07:22 AM (Bg0+M) 37 Far from perfect, I keep coming back to Cruz. Posted by: GBruno at November 09, 2015 07:19 AM Ah, yes. Too busy fundraising to do his job and vote against TPP, voted to enable Choom Boy's Nukes For Iran treason, bamboozled by Bitch McConnell and whined about it...that Cruz? Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 07:22 AM (OSULx) 38 "that Cruz?" He did use the qualifier "far from perfect". Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 09, 2015 07:24 AM (WVsWD) 39 He did use the qualifier "far from perfect". Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 09, 2015 07:24 AM True dat, but I'm not sure "far" quite describes the distance Cruz would have to travel to level up to "semi-almost-acceptable." Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 07:26 AM (OSULx) 40 Ah, yes. Too busy fundraising to do his job and vote against TPP, voted to enable Choom Boy's Nukes For Iran treason, bamboozled by Bitch McConnell and whined about it...that Cruz? Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 07:22 AM (OSULx) __________________________________ what difference, at this point, does it make?!/1/!?!!?!??1!!?!?! I've sooooooo got this thang... hic Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2015 07:26 AM (HSmrB) 41 I'll consider voting for Cruz when rice princess makes him sign a Loyalty Oath. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 09, 2015 07:26 AM (WVsWD) 42 The socialist agitation at UM about the atmosphere of hate and racism on campus has a different feel to it. Seems more pernicious than usual, not sure why that is. Almost like it is similar to the Red Guards and how they became so out of control on the campuses of China that even the commie govt couldn't control them after they were unleashed. I do know the university is bending over backward to confirm the charges that the institution they lead is full of racist haters. They mistakenly believe this will save them and put them on the side of "good" against "evil". Suckers. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at November 09, 2015 07:27 AM (1BQGO) 43 Now the Concerned Faculty group at Mizzou is planning a 2-day walkout in support of "student activists" on campus. Instead of being in their classrooms, they will instead assemble at the quad where the activists are camping out and hold a teach-in. ____________________ I'm still unclear about what exactly they're protesting. They claim the school is "racist," yet the student government president is black (the school is 79% white). The claims of racism are apparently based on a couple of black students saying that they had racial slurs yelled at them. That's proof of "systemic" (or "systematic" as some of these dopes say) racism? Do they even know the meaning of the word "systemic" because it doesn't appear that they do, from the way they're using the word. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2015 07:27 AM (a31sM) 44 I'll consider voting for Cruz when rice princess makes him sign a Loyalty Oath. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 09, 2015 07:26 AM I think he's already plenty loyal to Rinse Pubis and the GOPe. Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 07:28 AM (OSULx) 45 This situation at Mizzou will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. Posted by: Zombie Adm. Josh Painter at November 09, 2015 07:29 AM (JO9+V) 46 17 Another nail in the Carson Coffin; he says he will push for Puerto Rico Statehood. We do not need two more guaranteed Democrat Senators. Ugh. The cheap attacks on his bio were nothing. But Carsons positions, when you can discern them, leave me wondering. My top 3 has been narrowed to 2. Posted by: Bystander at November 09, 2015 07:29 AM (RizLv) 47 Los Angeles schools adopt Obama Regime's Anti-Discipline policies. Bureaucrats are calling it a huge success because it prevents disruptive students from being taken out of the classroom. Teachers call it a failure because it prevents disruptive students from being taken out of the classroom. http://tinyurl.com/pto9u3y Posted by: V the K at November 09, 2015 07:29 AM (O7MnT) 48 I think he's already plenty loyal to Rinse Pubis and the GOPe. Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 07:28 AM (OSULx) I agree. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 09, 2015 07:30 AM (WVsWD) 49 I'm still unclear about what exactly they're protesting. They claim the school is "racist," yet the student government president is black (the school is 79% white). The claims of racism are apparently based on a couple of black students saying that they had racial slurs yelled at them. That's proof of "systemic" (or "systematic" as some of these dopes say) racism? Do they even know the meaning of the word "systemic" because it doesn't appear that they do, from the way they're using the word. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2015 07:27 AM (a31sM) It's a red heron! Posted by: Mizzou Grad Student and Deep Thinker at November 09, 2015 07:31 AM (JO9+V) 50 Greetings fappers and fappees. Monday. Blech. #freshhell #WASTF Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 07:31 AM (LUgeY) 51 I'll support statehood for Puerto Rico if we take it away from California. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 07:32 AM (oVJmc) 52 g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2015 07:34 AM (ZQfW9) 53 Posted by: V the K at November 09, 2015 07:29 AM A wonderful example of the sensitive, forward-thinking reporting the L.A. Slimes does so well! The district moved to ban suspensions amid national concern that they imperil academic achievement and disproportionately affect minorities, particularly African Americans. If by "national concern" they mean Choom Boy and thug members of his favorite Oppressed Minority, they have it right. If they refer to normal humans who want their children educated in a safe place, not so much. Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 07:35 AM (OSULx) 54 Also in California, voters buying into the leftist Narrative (a.k.a. Myth) that most of the people in prison were non-violent drug offenders who could be released safely because they were no threat to society ... are slowly learning that "non-violent" offenders actually are a threat to society (or at least to poor people who don't live in gated communities with private security). Criminals have learned that since they won't be jailed for stealing less than $950 worth of other people's property, they just make sure they steal less than $950 dollars of other people's property at a time. http://tinyurl.com/oac35dm Posted by: V the K at November 09, 2015 07:35 AM (O7MnT) 55 There are over 34,000 at that campus. There are 3 incidents that I doubt have been corroborated, that may have not even occurred on campus. The shit swastika sounds made up. What they want is mandatory diversity training. Its a power thing. All students will attend mandatory classes where they will be forced to admit they are racist or some shit. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 07:35 AM (iQIUe) 56 Oh great. Two dead Americans in Jordan this morning. Shot by a Jordanian police officer in a training facility. Posted by: Molly k. at November 09, 2015 07:36 AM (SRhEQ) 57 Rinse the Prius and the GOPe couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were on the heel. There's not a dimes worth of difference between the GOPe and the Democrats, that's why people like Carson and Trump are in position to take the nomination. Well, until Rinse and the gang change the rules again. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 09, 2015 07:36 AM (+bVzV) 58 DAY 1,098 365 to go (438 to Inauguration Day ) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2015 07:38 AM (uRmWf) 59 From the ONT... I am more worried the effect this generation of students will have on the real world. We are breeding a generation whose first impulse is to appeal to power, and to demand that "the Man" crush people that the local majority finds offensive, or out of step, or in some undifferentiated way non-conforming in their ideas. What this is, is the psychological equivalent of "running to Mommy." As is documented nearly every day, kollidges are filled with coddled, immature little brats who haven't been taught how life works out here in the real world. Everybody wanted a feminist society. Well, you imbeciles got what you wanted. Happy now? #WASTF Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 07:38 AM (LUgeY) 60 Sooooo....bitterness? People seem kinda down. I had a good weekend. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 07:38 AM (PEFlK) 61 Best name for that stooge is Rancid Pubis and I saw it here first. Where else but AOSHQ? Hey, that could be a catchy new tagline! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2015 07:38 AM (uRmWf) 62 Good morning! Cruz.. Carson.. Trump.. c'mon y'all.. Embrace my Draft Mitt! movement! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2015 07:39 AM (UpGcq) 63 Posted by: V the K at November 09, 2015 07:35 AM Reason Number 634,962 why I am glad to have left California.... The place already makes Escape From New York look like National Lampoon's Summer Vacation.... And it will only slide downhill from there. Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 07:39 AM (OSULx) 64 Bilge Nye on "green energy" "Furthermore, if we were to charge a fee ,oh, we must never call it a tax, on fossil fuels, wind would be way cheaper ,way�cheaper." F' that Science Guy in particular. Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2015 07:39 AM (BO/km) 65 60 Sooooo....bitterness? People seem kinda down. I had a good weekend. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 07:38 AM (PEFlK) Nice little reunion with 3 dear friends from high school. They're all libs, of course, but we maybe discussed politics (Trump) for a minute or so. When one tried to say Carson is a phony, I shot him down - nice and gentle. Maybe there's hope. Sigh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2015 07:41 AM (uRmWf) 66 "Los Angeles schools adopt Obama Regime's Anti-Discipline policies. Bureaucrats are calling it a huge success because it prevents disruptive students from being taken out of the classroom. Teachers call it a failure because it prevents disruptive students from being taken out of the classroom." Saw a post lamenting how our "educators" are under assault on all sides, with particular emphasis on the mean, hateful, ant-science Rethuglican, Christian conservative Tea Party types. And to prove how educators are under assault a video was posted of a teacher attacked in class by a thuggish black teenager. Who, no doubt, was a Republican,Christian conservative. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at November 09, 2015 07:41 AM (1BQGO) 67 This is hope JJ. 365 days of it. Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2015 07:42 AM (BO/km) 68 >>>>The mom of that 9 year old boy in Chicago who was lured into an alley and murdered by gangbanger thugs had set up a go fund me account to raise money for his funeral. She raised $17,000 and used the money to buy a car. So much for charity huh. . . .And Baby Daddy has refused to cooperate with the Police. I can't even imagine a father doing that after his son is murdered. The police would have to physically restrain me to prevent me from going after his killers. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2015 07:42 AM (iONHu) 69 "365 to go" One year.. it's gonna be a long year.. But, can you imagine what that cocksucker willl do with his "pen and phone" after the elections and before the inaugural? He doesn't give a shit already, because no one in Congress has the balls to stand up to him.. but I predict his executive orders will be monumental after the elections. Lord, save us. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2015 07:42 AM (UpGcq) 70 Sooooo....bitterness? People seem kinda down. Typical Monday blues. The glow from my Beloved Crimson Tide turning LSU into tiger butter only lasted so long. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 07:43 AM (LUgeY) 71 @LukeReuters 17-year-old settler arrested for assault on rabbi. Suspect had a knife, slingshot, bullets, stun grenade and face mask at home. As one does ========== Al-Reuters. LOL Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 07:44 AM (iQIUe) 72 64 F' that Science Guy in particular. Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2015 07:39 AM (BO/km) How about the wind industry (formerly known as "sailboat fuel") develop on their own, with their own fucking money, a wind generator that actually makes the cost of energy cheaper than fossil fuels. It's called building a better mousetrap - or FREE MARKET CAPITALISM. When you can power a 747 non-stop from NYC to Tokyo on one, call me. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2015 07:44 AM (uRmWf) 73 If we were to put a fee on water, milk would be way way cheaper. Posted by: Bilge Guy The Science Twit at November 09, 2015 07:44 AM (BO/km) 74 A little good news: we're actually less than a year until election day because of the leap year ahead. And if Hilary wins, then I will just die. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2015 07:46 AM (uRmWf) 75 A wonderful example of the sensitive, forward-thinking reporting the L.A. Slimes does so well! The district moved to ban suspensions amid national concern that they imperil academic achievement and disproportionately affect minorities, particularly African Americans. ____________________ Yes, they were doing the same thing in the Florida school system attended by that little angel Trayvon Martin. Deliberately not reporting crimes committed by students because they had found that black students were committing a disproportionately high percentage of the crimes (and we don't want people to know that blacks are more likely to be criminals, because that will just add to the stereotype that blacks are more likely to be criminals!). That's why, instead of being in a juvenile detention center for all his burglary crimes, little Trayvon was smoking weed and casing the neighborhood of his daddy's girlfriend when he had his fatal encounter with Zimmerman. So it was really PC that killed little Trayvon. If he'd been in a detention center where he belonged, he'd never have been shot dead on that rainy night. PC kills! Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2015 07:46 AM (a31sM) 76 73 If we were to put a fee on water, milk would be way way cheaper. Posted by: Bilge Guy The Science Twit at November 09, 2015 07:44 AM (BO/km) Val-U-Rite would be close to free. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2015 07:47 AM (uRmWf) 77 The socialist agitation at UM about the atmosphere of hate and racism on campus has a different feel to it. Seems more pernicious than usual, not sure why that is. Almost like it is similar to the Red Guards and how they became so out of control on the campuses of China that even the commie govt couldn't control them after they were unleashed. I do know the university is bending over backward to confirm the charges that the institution they lead is full of racist haters. They mistakenly believe this will save them and put them on the side of "good" against "evil". Suckers. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at November 09, 2015 07:27 AM (1BQGO) They tried to get this started with the Occupy Wall Street group but that fizzled on them so now the left has unleashed this latest attempt at bullying everyone to give them whatever they want. But as you point out it will get out of control and they will never be appeased. The only way to stop it is to stand up to it but the asshole in the White House would unleash the government on anyone who did. Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2015 07:48 AM (45oDG) 78 PC kills! THAT is a brilliant strategy! Posted by: Some Lives Matter at November 09, 2015 07:48 AM (BO/km) 79 "Furthermore, if we were to charge a fee ,oh, we must never call it a tax, on fossil fuels, wind would be way cheaper ,way cheaper." We already pay a fee (a tax, called a subsidy) to make wind artificially low. And it STILL can't compete. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 07:49 AM (oVJmc) 80 How about the wind industry (formerly known as "sailboat fuel") develop on their own, with their own fucking money, a wind generator that actually makes the cost of energy cheaper than fossil fuels. It's called building a better mousetrap - or FREE MARKET CAPITALISM. I'm on a conversational mission to ax why the government has to be involved in each and every little thing, just to get people thinking differently. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 07:49 AM (LUgeY) 81 People in Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands and the territories don't want statehood. Right now they have all the benefits and no cost. What could be better? I don't believe you could find any islander on St. Croix who works. Collect welfare and play the BlackHand lottery. Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2015 07:49 AM (Zs4uk) 82 A Georgia State trooper started a GoFundMe after having to tell four children (ages 6 to 13) their parents were killed when they went to get more candy and face paint for their kids on Halloween night. The trooper was greeted by four kids in Halloween costumes and was at a loss for words. Story definitely gets you in the feels, and makes one realize that not everyone in the world are raging assholes. http://tinyurl.com/nremv7t Posted by: SMFH at November 09, 2015 07:50 AM (I57Hz) 83 So, teachers cant kick kids out of the class when they act out or out of the school when they commit crimes. It may help the little felons but it does not help the greater number of students who are in school to learn. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 07:50 AM (iQIUe) 84 This Hunting Hitler show is terrible. I hate these fake reality/documentary shows. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 07:51 AM (iQIUe) 85 So, teachers cant kick kids out of the class when they act out or out of the school when they commit crimes. It may help the little felons but it does not help the greater number of students who are in school to learn. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! That's why so many public schools are a joke. You can only teach as much as you worse student can absorb. And the students are getting worser. Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 07:53 AM (8ikIW) 86 And if Hilary wins, then I will just die. _____________________________ We will miss you... hic Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2015 07:53 AM (HSmrB) 87 Puerto Rico classically falls into 3 camps each with about 1/3 support for independence, statehood, and status quo. Shortly after TFG came to power, he tried to game the system by giving the Ricans two choices to vote on -- independence or statehood. He failed to get that one shoved through. And I say "classically" because who knows how the support lies right now, since the whole place is bankrupt and is defaulting on their bonds. And every Rican with means is bailing out to Florida. Don't worry though, as TFG and Congress will conduct a midnight rescue party using our tax dollars sometime in the near future; probably around T-Giving or Xmas. Whenever the press is lightest. Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2015 07:54 AM (gyKtp) 88 Sooooo....bitterness? People seem kinda down. I'm always down on Mondays. Work blues (I really need to get out of here). And the "news" isn't much better. I'm beginning to think Fenelon Spoke's new habit of skipping the morning thread and going right to the art thread is a good idea. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2015 07:54 AM (X6fMO) 89 Morning horde. Reading up...who draws pics of religious figures? Unless Jesus had a battle ax and was flying a fighter jet he wouldn't be in my drawings. and no, there is no way i would have made it through today's schools. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 07:55 AM (8JUAX) 90 I'm still unclear about what exactly they're protesting. They claim the school is "racist," yet the student government president is black (the school is 79% white). The claims of racism are apparently based on a couple of black students saying that they had racial slurs yelled at them. That's proof of "systemic" (or "systematic" as some of these dopes say) racism? Do they even know the meaning of the word "systemic" because it doesn't appear that they do, from the way they're using the word. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2015 07:27 AM (a31sM) It's a red heron! It'll never fly. Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 07:56 AM (V0CWC) 91 At least Fargo is on tonight It's half way over so it shd pick up greatly. I think Brad Garrett may get it, tonight. Poor Brad! He took a corporate approach to the mafia. If only he had lived long enough to see PowerPoint. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 07:56 AM (iQIUe) 92 Bilge Nye on "green energy" "Furthermore, if we were to charge a fee ,oh, we must never call it a tax, on fossil fuels, wind would be way cheaper ,way cheaper." I read that article. He claims wind energy is only slightly more expensive than fissile fuels, around 15%. No fg way that an be true. Especially if you strip away the web of subsides and taxes and get down to real costs. Oh, taxes. You mean there are already taxes on fossil fuels? Royalties? Never heard of them. In fact (according top the liberal talking points) fossil fuels are subsidized. I have never heard any details on the alleged subsidy but it is because they were permitted the same capital equipment accelerated depreciation tax break every other company uses. Big words I doubt any liberal would understand so they just shout slogans. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at November 09, 2015 07:56 AM (1BQGO) 93 Oh great. Two dead Americans in Jordan this morning. Shot by a Jordanian police officer in a training facility. Posted by: Molly k. at November 09, 2015 07:36 AM ~~~ Do you have a link for that Molly? Terrified now. My (military) son will be going to Jordan soon; stupidly thought I didn't have to worry about that place. Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2015 07:57 AM (E6RIJ) 94 "Los Angeles schools adopt Obama Regime's Anti-Discipline policies. Bureaucrats are calling it a huge success because it prevents disruptive students from being taken out of the classroom. Teachers call it a failure because it prevents disruptive students from being taken out of the classroom." Brilliant strategy. Let the thugs run free. I'm sure that grades are racist too so just pass everyone without teaching them anything. Should make for a productive society. Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2015 07:57 AM (45oDG) 95 ONT: Their first response when confronted with something they don't like is to appeal to authority.* Who better to have leading the way in our new fascist state? Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 07:58 AM (oVJmc) 96 Rainy days and Mondays always get me down... Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2015 07:58 AM (UpGcq) 97 Make Puerto Safe for the Ricans! Posted by: Joe Biden at November 09, 2015 07:59 AM (u5gzz) 98 A Jordanian police officer shot and killed two Americans on Monday at a US-funded facility for training Iraqi and Palestinian security forces, before committing suicide, a security source said. The Jordanian went on a shooting spree at the facility in Muaqar on the eastern outskirts of the capital Amman, said the source, who requested anonymity. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 07:59 AM (gf8BH) 99 The claims of racism are apparently based on a couple of black students saying that they had racial slurs yelled at them. Unless it's on video, I call BS. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 07:59 AM (oVJmc) 100 11 A survey shows that 13% of those phony Syrian migrants are supporters of the terrorist group ISIS. The other 87% are supporters of the 13%. Posted by: BananaDream at November 09, 2015 07:59 AM (vLk7c) 101 I watched one episode of Fargo this year and never went back.. Wife is still watching it.. but I just couldn't get into the characters.. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2015 08:00 AM (UpGcq) 102 Morning all Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 08:00 AM (gf8BH) 103 I don't believe you could find any islander on St. Croix who works. Collect welfare and play the BlackHand lottery. _____________________ About 8 or 10 years ago I read a story about how all the coffee growers in Puerto Rico were desperate for employees to pick their coffee beans. Their crops were rotting on the vine, because nobody would take the picking jobs. The jobs were advertised all over the place, but nobody wanted them, despite the high level of unemployment in PR. Turned out that the coffee jobs paid about the same as the U.S. welfare checks that most of the PRs were receiving. They figured why get off their asses and go do an actual job when they could just kick back on the couch and wait for their U.S. welfare checks to arrive. PR has one of the highest levels (per capita) of welfare dependency of any state or territory in the U.S. A huge number of Puerto Ricans fund their daily existence with some type of U.S. welfare check(s). And our idiotic government just keeps running the printing presses, pretending that this type of insanity can continue forever. Even as I write this, the congress is considering a huge bailout for PR bonds, to cover years of PR over-spending. It's absolute lunacy, but they just won't stop. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2015 08:01 AM (a31sM) 104 Do you have a link for that Molly? Terrified now. My (military) son will be going to Jordan soon; stupidly thought I didn't have to worry about that place. ....................... http://tinyurl.com/oehm3fq Posted by: Molly k. at November 09, 2015 08:01 AM (SRhEQ) 105 AMMAN - Two American military personnel and one South African were killed and six others injured when a Jordanian officer went on a shooting spree on Monday at a US-funded security training facility near Amman, Jordan's government spokesman said. Mohammad Momani also told Reuters the attacker had been shot dead shot by Jordanian security forces and did not commit suicide as security sources had earlier said. The six injured included another two Americans, one critically wounded. The incident took place in a facility that mainly trains Iraqi and Palestinian forces in Muaqar on the eastern outskirts of the capital Amman. Jordan is a staunch US ally and part of the Washington-led coalition that is trying to defeat Islamic State in Syria and Iraq, both of which border Jordan. The country hosts several hundred US trainers who are part of a military program to bolster the kingdom's defenses, including the stationing of F16 fighter jets that use Jordanian airfields to hit Islamic State positions in Syria. But the kingdom's role in the war against Islamic State has caused disquiet among some Jordanians worried about instability at their borders and fearing that a stepped-up role in the campaign might lead to Islamist attacks in their country. King Abdullah believes fervently that ultra hardline jihadists pose an existentialist threat to the kingdom. ???? Yet the Midget King still attacks Israel verbally in support of radical islam...Hey asshole if you get in bed with the crazies don't be surprised when they eat you also Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 08:03 AM (gf8BH) 106 Freedom Munitions has another free shipping deal going on. My budget hasn't yet recovered from their last one, though. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2015 08:03 AM (u5gzz) 107 Hunting Hitler will be really dull unless O'Reilly and Will show up. Then wowza. Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2015 08:03 AM (xq1UY) 108 Be vewwy quiet....I'm hunting Hitler... huhuhuhuhuh. Posted by: Elmer Churchill at November 09, 2015 08:05 AM (oVJmc) 109 Bill O'reilly is a scurrilous cur. There. I said it! Posted by: George Will at November 09, 2015 08:05 AM (u5gzz) 110 >>What they want is mandatory diversity training. I read the demands. They want the president to admit his white privilege or something. (And also be fired.) that is when I decided this is all bullshiit. Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2015 08:05 AM (vmMMi) 111 Hunting Hitler will be really dull unless O'Reilly and Will show up. Then wowza. Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2015 08:03 AM (xq1UY) O'Dickface and old man washed up Will deserve each other....A pox on both their houses Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 08:05 AM (gf8BH) 112 19-year-old Border Police officer died Sunday evening, succumbing to wounds he sustained in a car-ramming attack near Hebron last week. Border Police identified the officer as St.-Sgt. Binyamin Yakobovitch. He is survived by his parents, two sisters and a brother. His family has decided to donate his organs, Border Police said. http://goo.gl/XbmGFu Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 08:08 AM (iQIUe) 113 Welfare for all of PR (it seems) and training 'pali' security forces. Sure glad I'm heading to work so i can help fund this bullshit. Get off your ass or starve. Sick of the welfare state. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 08:08 AM (8JUAX) 114 That Billo Riley guy's deep, man. Posted by: Joe Biden at November 09, 2015 08:08 AM (u5gzz) 115 Missouri fans wholeheartedly support the team's decision to not play, in protest of something or other. Indeed, fans would like to see the team not take the field again until peace comes to the Middle East. As long as the national debt is not zero, fans do NOT want to see Missouri suit up for a game. No more Missouri football, unless dogs and cats can learn to live together in harmony. As long as Brucella Jenner chooses to wear a dress, the Missouri football squad will NOT dress! Sometimes sacrifices must be made. For the good of mankind. Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2015 08:09 AM (Dj0WE) 116 If the Missouri fans did not support the strike, they would be beat up. Intimidation is the rule these days. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 08:10 AM (iQIUe) 117 Thanks, Molly k! Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2015 08:10 AM (E6RIJ) 118 Welfare for all of PR (it seems) and training 'pali' security forces. Sure glad I'm heading to work so i can help fund this bullshit. Get off your ass or starve. Sick of the welfare state. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 08:08 AM (8JUAX) traiining pali security is like trying to train a rabid badger Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 08:11 AM (gf8BH) 119 Mizzou college pres is screwed unless he has an Orval Faubus level of support from governor and whatever they have as a board of regents. Can't see that happening. So there will be a Missouri Compromise, and we all know how the first one worked out. He should be packing his bags (with the President's Mansion silverware) and figuring out how to get out of the territory alive. With a good law team (hopefully, not recruited from his own law school) he has a chance at a golden handshake and parachute. If he stands up to this alone, he's a ruined man. Doubt he will. Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2015 08:11 AM (xq1UY) 120 114 That Billo Riley guy's deep, man. Posted by: Joe Biden at November 09, 2015 08:08 AM (u5gzz) You have no idea. Posted by: The vibrator that was legally settled out of existence at November 09, 2015 08:12 AM (yxw0r) 121 Mizzou college pres is screwed unless he has an Orval Faubus level of support from governor The governor is Jay Nixon, who let Ferguson burn, so no. Posted by: Elmer Churchill at November 09, 2015 08:12 AM (oVJmc) 122 @55 Bruce With a Wang! "All students will attend mandatory classes where they will be forced to admit they are racist or some shit." Day Zero. I invented that. Posted by: Pol Pot and the stylish people at November 09, 2015 08:13 AM (XgfBI) 123 "All students will attend mandatory classes where they will be forced to admit they are racist or some shit." Struggle session. Posted by: Elmer Churchill at November 09, 2015 08:14 AM (oVJmc) 124 Insert inane comment here. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 08:15 AM (oVJmc) 125 traiining pali security is like trying to train a rabid badger Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 08:11 AM (gf8BH) Simple solution for anything rabid. Granted it's still muzzleloader season but a.50 cal sabot round will get the job done. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 08:16 AM (8JUAX) 126 WAPO: Bret Bielema probably didn't mean to say he was 'looking forward to hopping on the wife' Googled the wife. He damn well should have meant that. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 08:17 AM (oVJmc) 127 Granted it's still muzzleloader season but a.50 cal sabot round will get the job done. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 08:16 AM (8JUAX) I like the way you think Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 08:17 AM (gf8BH) 128 Anyone know what the GB Packers bench was squabbling about yesterday? Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 08:18 AM (8ikIW) 129 Ferguson, now this Mizzou shit. I think I've got it figured out. George Soros is gonna buy Missouri. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2015 08:18 AM (u5gzz) 130 "With a good law team (hopefully, not recruited from his own law school) he has a chance at a golden handshake and parachute. If he stands up to this alone, he's a ruined man. Doubt he will." I did some reading on his background. Not a typical academic and actually has a lot of business/management experience. Obviously not attuned to the political sensitivities of the modern college campus. He is doomed. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at November 09, 2015 08:19 AM (1BQGO) 131 I support my brothers at my adopted state's yooniverity. That is why I have spent this entire season deliberately missing receivers on 60% of the passes I throw. I will NOT complete more than 1 or 2 passes more than 5 yards beyond the line of scrimmage in any game I play this year. It is my vow to you. The fans. Posted by: N. Foles at November 09, 2015 08:19 AM (Dj0WE) 132 101 I watched one episode of Fargo this year and never went back.. Wife is still watching it.. but I just couldn't get into the characters.. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2015 08:00 AM (UpGcq) ====== Except for the cop family, there are no likable characters. So, lots of people are going to die. At the end of the last episode. Jean Smart, aka, Floyd, declared war. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 08:20 AM (iQIUe) 133 Anyone know what the GB Packers bench was squabbling about yesterday? Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 08:18 AM (8ikIW) Being worse than Caro freakin' Lina, I'm sure. Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2015 08:21 AM (Dj0WE) 134 @126 Oh hellz yeah. http://tinyurl.com/ob68xrd Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2015 08:22 AM (xq1UY) 135 George Soros is gonna buy Missouri. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2015 08:18 AM (u5gzz) Garden of Eden, to hear Joseph tell it. Posted by: Captain Woodrow Call at November 09, 2015 08:23 AM (yxw0r) 136 Unless Jesus had a battle ax and was flying a fighter jet he wouldn't be in my drawings. ** Sounds like the New Revised version of Revelations. I wouldn't dismiss this out of hand. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 09, 2015 08:23 AM (NeFrd) 137 Except for the cop family, there are no likable characters. So, lots of people are going to die. At the end of the last episode. Jean Smart, aka, Floyd, declared war. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 08:20 AM (iQIUe) Lots of actors/actresses we know get to chew up and spit out dialogue in that silly northern dialect. It's good clean fun. Until somebody gets buried in asphalt or butchered, literally. Incidentally, the chick playing Michael Weston's daughter has to win an Emmy for best use of hair to cover up her tatas, or those awards are rigged. Rigged, I say. Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2015 08:24 AM (Dj0WE) 138 Insert inane comment here. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel *** I'm on it, Pappy! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 09, 2015 08:25 AM (NeFrd) 139 George Soros is gonna buy Missouri. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2015 08:18 AM (u5gzz) Garden of Eden, to hear Joseph tell it. Posted by: Captain Woodrow Call at November 09, 2015 08:23 AM (yxw0r) There are lots of folks down state who don't take kindly to his type. If you know what I mean, and I think you don't. Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2015 08:26 AM (Dj0WE) 140 A few years ago at a ceremony at Birkenau, the Israeli Airforce flew 3 jets over it. The weenies had conniption. This is about peace!!!111 Not war!!!!1!!! Bullshit! Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 08:26 AM (iQIUe) 141 131 I support my brothers at my adopted state's yooniverity. That is why I have spent this entire season deliberately missing receivers on 60% of the passes I throw. I will NOT complete more than 1 or 2 passes more than 5 yards beyond the line of scrimmage in any game I play this year. It is my vow to you. The fans. Posted by: N. Foles at November 09, 2015 08:19 AM (Dj0WE) Forget it, man. Get out while you can! Posted by: Sam Badford, Dink and Dunk Specialist at November 09, 2015 08:26 AM (yvwr7) 142 George Soros is gonna buy Missouri. You're on to something. I think he's counting on the Fiat/Chrysler strategy, getting paid to take it. Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2015 08:26 AM (xq1UY) 143 Bill O'reilly is a scurrilous cur. There. I said it! Posted by: George Will ** Don't be pecksniffian, George! Posted by: Bill O. at November 09, 2015 08:27 AM (NeFrd) 144 I love it when USPS texts to say that the next addition to the Polish Collection is due to be delivered today. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 08:29 AM (ptqRm) 145 Good morning, the Patriots are 8-0 and all the fucktards who fell for Roger Goodell's "Operation Distract From Wife Beating and Concussions" are scrambling for new excuses. PSI? No. Camera angles? Tried it. Crappy headsets? Been done. I know, they cheat at the coin flip!!! Yeah, that's the ticket. Posted by: Lincolntf at November 09, 2015 08:30 AM (2cS/G) 146 Scurrilous cur? That, sir, is a curious slur. Say it three times fast. Now thinking of changing my nic to "Pappy O'Daniel's inane comment." Then I could get Inserted, from time to time. I was disappointed Pap, thought you might leave Churchill on all day. "Heh." Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2015 08:30 AM (xq1UY) 147 It is my vow to you. The fans. Posted by: N. Foles at November 09, 2015 08:19 AM (Dj0WE) Forget it, man. Get out while you can! Posted by: Sam Badford, Dink and Dunk Specialist at November 09, 2015 08:26 AM (yvwr7) Sam, my main man! Are you with me in this protest? checks box score of last night's Iggles game Traitor. Posted by: N. Foles at November 09, 2015 08:30 AM (Dj0WE) 148 Conservative Treehouse (Their motto these days is Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump) made a very interesting point this weekend -- If you change your voter registration from Republican to Independent or none, depending on state, you are giving up your voice in the primaries. And which candidates does this help? The Establishment ones. http://tinyurl.com/o5aceh7 So if your state is not a completely open primary, you may be tossing your chance to vote for the more conservative choices, and actually helping the GOPe. I think they are making a good point about this. Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2015 08:30 AM (gyKtp) 149 I'm a 'xette. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 09, 2015 08:30 AM (ja4GF) 150 You cant talk to these Red Guard Wannabees like adults. Anything you say will offend them. They are the perpetually offended. And now they frame everything in their "pain" -- you cant understand their "pain." Hawaiian shirts and coconut bra "pain." Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 08:30 AM (iQIUe) 151 Good morning Posted by: Bigby's Indian Sunburn at November 09, 2015 08:31 AM (3ZtZW) 152 Good morning, the Patriots are 8-0 and all the fucktards who fell for Roger Goodell's "Operation Distract From Wife Beating and Concussions" are scrambling for new excuses. PSI? No. Camera angles? Tried it. Crappy headsets? Been done. I know, they cheat at the coin flip!!! Yeah, that's the ticket. Posted by: Lincolntf at November 09, 2015 08:30 AM (2cS/G) I'm gonna guess today there's extra scrutiny being paid to Blunt's urine drug screen. Too much Blunt, man. I bet that's it. Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2015 08:32 AM (Dj0WE) 153 How did the doc know that Tara was a lesbian? Did she have Lezdar? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 08:32 AM (iQIUe) 154 "You cant talk to these Red Guard Wannabees like adults." This should have come with a trigger warning, hater. Posted by: Mizzou for the Mizzulu's! at November 09, 2015 08:33 AM (u5gzz) 155 Oh well, time for me to head out. Somebody's got to pay for all those Puerto Ricans to live in looxyury. Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2015 08:33 AM (Dj0WE) 156 How did the doc know that Tara was a lesbian? Did she have Lezdar? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! Maybe something smelled a little too fishy. Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 08:33 AM (8ikIW) 157 Good morning, Morons! Have a good week, and punch a hippie/hipster/commie today. You'll feel better. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 08:34 AM (PEFlK) 158 Good morning Posted by: Bigby's Indian Sunburn --- Elizabeth Warren prefers the term native American sunburn. Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 08:35 AM (ja4GF) 159 So if your state is not a completely open primary, you may be tossing your chance to vote for the more conservative choices, and actually helping the GOPe. I think they are making a good point about this. That is correct. I was an Independent back home in Alabama and could vote in the primaries. Had to register as a Repumpkin down here or else I couldn't vote in the primaries. Check your state for rules. If they force you to, then pick a side. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 08:35 AM (LUgeY) 160 I saw a kid with one of those long heavy neck chains that rappers wear and it had a big ole Chrysler symbol on it. I couldn't decide if he being ironic or what. If he had a shirt saying DJ K-Car or whatever I guess it would make sense Posted by: Bigby's Indian Sunburn at November 09, 2015 08:35 AM (3ZtZW) 161 "365 to go" One year. But that's seven in dog-eater years. I know it's going to feel like it, too. Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2015 08:36 AM (OLNwX) 162 Good morning, Morons! Have a good week, and punch a hippie/hipster/commie today. ** Hmmm. I could manage all three of those categories in one swell foop if my three brothers will accept a lunch invitation. Bingo, Bango, Bongo Posted by: Bill O. at November 09, 2015 08:37 AM (NeFrd) 163 All those kissy faces in TWD spells doom. Either blondie, chubby doc, or Tara is gonna die. Lil s-head is gonna shoot at either Rick or Carl. just my magic 8ball talking Posted by: @votermom at November 09, 2015 08:37 AM (cbfNE) 164 Popinjay sock off. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 09, 2015 08:38 AM (NeFrd) 165 You know what really pisses off the SJW crowd? Try humming "Have you never been mellow" while they're purging their emotions into your face. And snap your fingers to the beat at the same time. And then end with "Wanna cookie?" Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 08:39 AM (ptqRm) 166 No use voting in a Dem primary since their process is completely rigged. Posted by: @votermom at November 09, 2015 08:39 AM (cbfNE) 167 144 I love it when USPS texts to say that the next addition to the Polish Collection is due to be delivered today. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 08:29 AM (ptqRm) Karabin przeciwpancerny wz�r 35? Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 08:39 AM (fWAjv) 168 So if your state is not a completely open primary, you may be tossing your chance to vote for the more conservative choices, and actually helping the GOPe. I think they are making a good point about this. That is correct. I was an Independent back home in Alabama and could vote in the primaries. Had to register as a Repumpkin down here or else I couldn't vote in the primaries. Check your state for rules. If they force you to, then pick a side. _________ Another reason to check your state's rules is the direct election of Electors in the Electoral College. If you are voting for someone in the primary, don't ignore the electors, pledged to the first round at the party convention. I can't tell you how many times I have had to explain this to people. Posted by: mustbequantum at November 09, 2015 08:40 AM (MIKMs) 169 Chiraq OFFICIAL trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0Bs1df0kPI Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 08:40 AM (iQIUe) 170 169 Chiraq OFFICIAL trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0Bs1df0kPI Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 08:40 AM (iQIUe) Published on Nov 3, 2015 All racist comments will be removed LOL. Prescient much. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 08:42 AM (fWAjv) 171 22 20 You're off my list, Doc. Go back to book sales. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2015 07:03 AM (X6fMO) With his long time stance on gun control and a couple of other things he has never really been on my list. Gun control is one of my major hitters. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 09, 2015 07:05 AM (t2KH5) The SDA periodical Herald has its' illegal-alien pandering section in Spanish. I suspect his politics will be solid pro-amnesty. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 09, 2015 08:43 AM (vsNrc) 172 No use voting in a Dem primary since their process is completely rigged. The entire '012 national election was rigged. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 08:43 AM (LUgeY) 173 Morning all. Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2015 08:44 AM (/tuJf) 174 Baltimore has bumped their official numbers to #294 now. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 08:44 AM (ptqRm) 175 Good morning to all. JS, glad to see you. Posted by: mustbequantum at November 09, 2015 08:46 AM (MIKMs) 176 174 Baltimore has bumped their official numbers to #294 now. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 08:44 AM (ptqRm) I'm in for 323 at midnight New Years eve. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 08:47 AM (fWAjv) 177 PR gets all the benefits of being in the U.S. (citizenship for its citizens, access to U.S. welfare and a host of other taxpayer-funded goodies, and no U.S. income taxes to pay). They would be fools to vote for citizenship. They get huge amounts of money from the U.S., and have no reciprocal obligations to us. It's a great deal for them; sucks for us. We should have cut them loose long ago. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2015 07:21 AM (a31sM) We dodged a bullet with the Philippines. What a train-wreck that country is. Shame: vast mineral wealth, second largest total coastline in the world. Hot brunettes. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 09, 2015 08:48 AM (vsNrc) 178 "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the Gadsden Flag, and begin shooting at those black-flag-waving throat-slitters." (Updated for modern circumstances) Morning, Glories. Posted by: mindful webworker - unoriginally at November 09, 2015 08:48 AM (67teE) 179 mustbequantum Thank you. Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2015 08:49 AM (/tuJf) 180 "I'm in for 323 at midnight New Years eve." You could be right. Although the target is 341, to beat the all time historical record. We already broke the 22 year old record over the weekend. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 08:49 AM (ptqRm) 181 Good morning moe-rons, anybody watch SNL? I'm tryna get my Trump on over here. Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 08:50 AM (9QNlb) 182 The Jordanian went on a shooting spree at the facility in Muaqar on the eastern outskirts of the capital Amman, said the source, who requested anonymity. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 07:59 AM (gf8BH) Friends and acquaintances were surprised to hear the news saying that he had always been such a moderate, peaceful Muslim. Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 09, 2015 08:51 AM (BZAd3) 183 Vic: A survey shows that 13% of those phony Syrian migrants are supporters of the terrorist group ISIS.... And 75% of the rest were lying? Posted by: mindful webworker - cynically at November 09, 2015 08:51 AM (67teE) 184 Hawaiian shirts and coconut bra ... Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 08:30 AM Always a good time to remember what Sen. Scott Brown did for the world. http://tinyurl.com/oh5283u Posted by: Coconut Shells, Clamshells, PoTAYto, PoTAHto at November 09, 2015 08:53 AM (YCSaf) 185 I'm in for 323 at midnight New Years eve. But they're averaging one a day. Does thug-ness observe Thanksgiving and Christmas? Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2015 08:53 AM (OLNwX) 186 But they're averaging one a day. Does thug-ness observe Thanksgiving and Christmas? Posted by: t-bird I think they are like Shabbat. They are over at sunset. Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 08:55 AM (8ikIW) 187 Another thing to make you go hmmm. This American Thinker piece I read this weekend made a highly valid and yet unexpected point -- An Austin news outlet did an investigative study and found that Texas troopers were under-reporting the number of Hispanics they were pulling over. Okay, probably true, if you consider that the troopers are going to be in deep shit with the DOJ if they 'disparately' stop too many minorities. So they tend to err on the side of don't get my ass in a sling and call everyone they stop White. Can't get in trouble for stopping Whites, ya know. Makes sense. But here comes the unexpected part -- If the false record keeping in Texas is part of a national trend, it of course means that national crime statistics are deeply flawed - and that soaring crime rates attributed to Hispanics and blacks are even worse than what current statistics reveal. http://tinyurl.com/pzazzxx Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2015 08:56 AM (gyKtp) 188 183 Vic: A survey shows that 13% of those phony Syrian migrants are supporters of the terrorist group ISIS.... And 75% of the rest were lying? Posted by: mindful webworker - cynically at November 09, 2015 08:51 AM (67teE) yep Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 09, 2015 08:56 AM (0O7c5) 189 Watched trump on hulu. The fast forward is your friend. I know this is shocking but each and every trump supporter on the show was portrayed as a lowlife. Drunk, whore, or clown. Potshots at Trump were everywhere. Some decent moments though, few and far between. Posted by: se pa moron at November 09, 2015 08:56 AM (7v/r5) 190 There is more scientific evidence to suggest that following the teachings of Islam leads to sudden StabSplodiness then there is to suggest that human activity is causing global warming. Yet....here we are. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 08:56 AM (ptqRm) 191 183 >> Vic: A survey shows that 13% of those phony Syrian migrants are supporters of the terrorist group ISIS.... The same survey showed another 10% were lukewarm to ISIS. So yeah, nearly 1/4 are supporters or easily recruited to be. So hey, let's bring 100k of these guys to the US. What could go wrong? Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2015 09:00 AM (gyKtp) 192 "But they're averaging one a day. Does thug-ness observe Thanksgiving and Christmas?" The first Police Officers trial in the recent Freddy Gray unpleasantness starts right after Thanksgiving. I fully expect the Urban Christmas shopping season to start almost immediately after Black Friday. It's gonna be yuuge! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 09:00 AM (ptqRm) 193 Something else about the trump snl bit, and new yorkers can help me out here... I'd guess that NYC is a city of six to eight million. Predominantly minorities, iirc. So out of a potential outraged audience of three to four million within a short commute of the studio... Now listen up YOU COWARDS AT THE RNC, two dozen protesters showed up. TWO DOZEN. Posted by: se pa moron at November 09, 2015 09:01 AM (7v/r5) 194 From the A-holes Within The Big Tent files: Michele Bachmann, Theologian, Says Jesus is Coming Soon http://bit.ly/1QoVshi Dripping with condescension, not just directed at Bachmann but at Evangelicals more generally. I am not an Evangelical. I'm a dirty papist, so I've experienced my share of nasty barbs directed my way from some Evangelicals. Moreover, I'm not Bachmann's biggest fan. But why in Heaven's name would someone on "our side" pile on to the derision-fest, especially now during the Ben Carson stuff? Do they really think they can win the White House without the Evangelical vote? Posted by: Y-not at November 09, 2015 09:01 AM (t5zYU) 195 Woodpeckers drilling the house again. I think it's an omen. Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 09:02 AM (hQUve) 196 When Baltimore hits 300, do we get fireworks, and street celebrations? Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2015 09:04 AM (0bEpn) 197 I'm in for 323 at midnight New Years eve. But they're averaging one a day. Does thug-ness observe Thanksgiving and Christmas? 373. Holidays are worse. Drunken family get-togethers, sports betting, losing, "diss'ing", so yeah, 373. Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 09:05 AM (V0CWC) 198 "When Baltimore hits 300, do we get fireworks, and street celebrations?" Wanna see some real cultural mis-appropriation? How 'bout the cultural celebration of dancing in the streets while ululating and handing out sweets. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 09:06 AM (ptqRm) 199 When Baltimore hits 300, do we get fireworks, and street celebrations? Posted by: Colin Everyone should at least get a participant trophy. Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 09:06 AM (8ikIW) 200 My response to AGW zealots: Ignaz Semmelweis, a Hungarian physician, in the 1840's, years before germ theory was postulated by Pasteur and others, observed that medical doctors would go directly from the necropsy room into the Maternity Ward and deliver babies. Post-partum infection rates were incredibly high and incredibly lethal. Instituting a program of hand washing resulted in dramatic decrease in infection rates. He was ridiculed by "scientific authorities" and hounded out of the profession, later committed to an insane asylum when he persisted in trying to make his case. The science was settled, you see. http://semmelweis.org/about/dr-semmelweis-biography/ Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 09, 2015 09:06 AM (NeFrd) 201 Call me crazy, but if football players are given college scholarships in exchange for playing football, shouldn't they have to play football or forfeit their right to that free higher education? Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 09, 2015 09:07 AM (r9tFS) 202 373. Holidays are worse. Drunken family get-togethers, sports betting, losing, "diss'ing", so yeah, 373. Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 09:05 AM (V0CWC) DO NOT take the last piece of chicken....DO NOT! Posted by: Dead Guy who took the last piece of chicken at November 09, 2015 09:07 AM (ck8TA) 203 �Woodpeckers drilling the house again.�I think it's an omen.Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 09:02 AM (hQUve) They sell some shiny tape on Amazon that you hang from trees and stuff. Scares em off. I made my own out of a twisted piece of shiny metal. As it spins in the breeze it sends little hot spots of flashing light around. Woodpeckers are the nervous types, and it spooks the hell out of them. Posted by: se pa moron at November 09, 2015 09:09 AM (7v/r5) 204 "DO NOT take the last piece of chicken....DO NOT!" No shit...saw that the other day. Look up "Lake Trout" one day. Very popular in Baltimore. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 09:09 AM (ptqRm) 205 I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy and an Obama in front of me! Posted by: LIV at November 09, 2015 09:11 AM (ja4GF) 206 Time for another thrilling week of media-manufactured gaaafffes More like a year of same. Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2015 09:11 AM (8HTq1) 207 Article on Baltimore, and Lake Trout http://tinyurl.com/psrc3py Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 09:11 AM (ptqRm) 208 We dodged a bullet with the Philippines. What a train-wreck that country is. Shame: vast mineral wealth, second largest total coastline in the world. Hot brunettes. For some reason that I cannot recall, I enjoyed TDYs to the Phillippines. Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2015 09:13 AM (4U131) 209 Now listen up YOU COWARDS AT THE RNC, two dozen protesters showed up. TWO DOZEN. Posted by: se pa moron at November 09, 2015 09:01 AM (7v/r5) Probably paid more than minimum wage as well. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 09:13 AM (fWAjv) 210 Woodpeckers drilling the house again. **** I use a pair of tin snips, cut the ends off a soda can, open it up to a flat rectangle about 3 inches by six inches, fold over 1/2 inch twice at the top, poke hole in this reinforced strip for hanging. At the other end bend the corners slightly, in opposite directions, creating about a 1-1/2" bent tab for a propeller type effect. Hang this on a string or cord from the eaves near where the woodpeckers are doing their thing. (Use a fishing swivel so it rotates freely in the breeze). Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 09, 2015 09:13 AM (NeFrd) 211 Over at polyamory advocacy sex-blog The Federalist, this: Exclusive: Gay Man Explains His Petition To Drop The T In LGBT The author of the Drop the T petition talks about the surging conflicts between the trans and gay rights movements. http://tinyurl.com/ncz2aae Tres Conservative, n'est pas? Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 09:14 AM (kdS6q) 212 Everything is so a mess out there. I see the real reason for the "racist" attacks at University of Missouri... at the end of the AP piece The racial issues are just the latest controversy at the university in recent months, following the suspension of graduate students' health care subsidies and an end to university contracts with a Planned Parenthood clinic that performs abortions. the game is rigged shut down the football team Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:14 AM (qCMvj) 213 Can you get food poisoning from ~12 hour old sushi? I got so drunk last night I woke up this morning with vomit on the sheets and susi next to my bed and I was like, "how did this get there?" Posted by: John Boehner at November 09, 2015 09:14 AM (ja4GF) 214 ...or what se pa moron said... Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 09, 2015 09:15 AM (NeFrd) 215 One year from now, the day following the election, in order to prevent further acts of destruction by the disgraced Obama between the election and the inauguration, he is marched out of the White House and directly into a prison cell. And then I woke up. Posted by: mindful webworker - sarcastically at November 09, 2015 09:15 AM (67teE) 216 But why in Heaven's name would someone on "our side" pile on to the derision-fest, especially now during the Ben Carson stuff? Do they really think they can win the White House without the Evangelical vote? Ten to one if you asked Michael Walsh whether he's religious or spiritual, he'd answer, "spiritual." It's the sneering that Ace and others have noted before, and that Ann Barnhardt really puts on the line - our "betters" don't really believe in Christianity, so they're embarrassed at anyone who witnesses to Christ. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2015 09:15 AM (X6fMO) 217 Islam has moved forward, and now recognizes a woman martyrs needs as well. http://tinyurl.com/pbovmqe Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 09:16 AM (ptqRm) 218 207 Article on Baltimore, and Lake Trout http://tinyurl.com/psrc3py Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 09:11 AM (ptqRm) Does that beat chicken and mumbo sauce? late night dc, chicken and mumbo sauce while watching an undocumented citizen hook up and bang an undocumented massage therapist in the alley. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 09:16 AM (fWAjv) 219 Obama is going to march out of the WH into a very lucrative post presidential career of giving speeches and critiquing the actions of his successors. Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2015 09:16 AM (8HTq1) 220 The author of the Drop the T petition talks about the surging conflicts between the trans and gay rights movements.* Good luck with that. The 'My Feewings Give Me Rights' coalition isn't going to purge any support it can use to inflate its numbers. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 09:17 AM (oVJmc) 221 about the Penn Station shooting At least two of the three victims were patients at a nearby methadone clinic, law enforcement sources said. while the SCOAMT is releasing them en masse - because, hey, they don't do any harm Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:17 AM (qCMvj) 222 >>>>Something else about the trump snl bit, and new yorkers can help me out here... I'd guess that NYC is a city of six to eight million. Predominantly minorities, iirc. So out of a potential outraged audience of three to four million within a short commute of the studio... Now listen up YOU COWARDS AT THE RNC, two dozen protesters showed up. TWO DOZEN. . . .It's way more than that if you take in the surrounding area within 4 hours drive by car or a short hop on the Amtrak train that runs almost directly to the studio. You would go well over 12 million people in that area and they didn't get .000002 percent of that population to protest after 24/7 non-stop media endorsement. That should tell us something. Plus not a single person took them up on calling Trump a racist live on the air. He turned it into one of his bits. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2015 09:17 AM (iONHu) 223 se pa moron Shiney! [obscure reference to Firefly] minimal goggling woodpecker deterrent on the internet confirms your suggestion. I'm trying to imagine my house with shiny whirly thing-a-ma-jings whirling at the corners of the roof. Not that this falling down rumble of a wreck of a ruin would look bad with shiny whirly things. Never mind. I have the energy level of a zombie and the attitude of a rabid honey badger, and I actually like woodpeckers, even when they are drumming on the hollow trees as a sign of territorial aggression. Someday, all of this will be over, and I'm ready for that day. Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 09:18 AM (hQUve) 224 The author of the Drop the T petition talks about the surging conflicts between the trans and gay rights movements. Good luck with that. The 'My Feewings Give Me Rights' coalition isn't going to purge any support it can use to inflate its numbers. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 09:17 AM (oVJmc) These are the same people screaming about SCIENCE (the Left/Democrats). Guess what? XX chromosome = XY chormosome = The science is settled, is it not? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:19 AM (qCMvj) 225 Nobody has the balls to yank the scholarships so the New Red Guard is not worried at all. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 09:20 AM (iQIUe) 226 Barnhardt's latest, utterly apropos: http://goo.gl/shPtsW Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2015 09:20 AM (X6fMO) 227 The science is settled, is it not? Posted by: artisanal 'ette The only science that is settled is AGW. All other things are open to interpretation by others. Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 09:21 AM (8ikIW) 228 I got so drunk last night I woke up this morning with vomit on the sheets and susi next to my bed and I was like, "how did this get there?" Posted by: John Boehner at November 09, 2015 09:14 AM (ja4GF) __________________________________ I do that a lot,, it's not the sushi.... hic Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2015 09:21 AM (HSmrB) 229 Someday, all of this will be over, and I'm ready for that day. **** So, woodpeckers are the final sign of the Apocalypse. Who knew? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 09, 2015 09:21 AM (NeFrd) 230 Really sad news via friends in south MS. Some of you may recall that, earlier this year, two police officers were murdered in Hattiesburg MS. Late last week, the teenaged daughter of one of the slain officers died, apparently due to a brief illness. Good Lord, the pain inflicted on this family is unbelievable! Posted by: Commissar M at November 09, 2015 09:22 AM (Xx2PC) 231 I got so drunk last night I woke up this morning with vomit on the sheets and susi next to my bed and I was like, "how did this get there?" Posted by: John Boehner at November 09, 2015 09:14 AM (ja4GF) __________________________________ I do that a lot,, it's not the sushi.... hic Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2015 09:21 AM (HSmrB) dudes... I haven't had my breakfast yet. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:22 AM (qCMvj) 232 Just a note: Glenn Beck seems to be warming to Trump. Preference may be cascaded. Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2015 09:22 AM (2Ocf1) 233 The only good thing about Mondays is that Art Bell is back on air. I love the weirdos. Its so so so American. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 09:23 AM (iQIUe) 234 shouldn't they have to play football or forfeit their right to that free higher education? They have to play football when they're not advising the university on policy. That's the deal, I think. Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2015 09:23 AM (w/iDp) 235 Just a note: Glenn Beck seems to be warming to Trump. Preference may be cascaded. Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2015 09:22 AM (2Ocf1) I laugh at all of this. This is how far the GOP has sunk. This is how much the GOP is not trusted. They didn't see this coming either. Even after the YUGE tea party gatherings. They deserve what they get. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:24 AM (qCMvj) 236 "One year from now, the day following the election, in order to prevent further acts of destruction by the disgraced Obama between the election and the inauguration, he is marched out of the White House and directly into a prison cell. And then I woke up... " in the cold, overcrowded barracks. Like every other morning we hurriedly formed lines outside the barracks for roll call before marching off for a bowl of watery soup and stale bread. As we passed the enormous poster of President Obama we all saluted. While not mandatory, not doing so was risky. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at November 09, 2015 09:24 AM (1BQGO) 237 Just a note: Glenn Beck seems to be warming to Trump. Preference may be cascaded. Posted by: blaster Ted Cruz keeps calling-in and requesting "Total Eclipse of the Heart" on the radio. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 09:24 AM (kdS6q) 238 Someday, all of this will be over, and I'm ready for that day.�Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 09:18 AM (hQUve) I thought you meant they were drilling your siding. That actually happened to a neighbor of mine with redwood siding. They tore his siding up and he ended up replacing it all with cement board. Ugly stuff, but 'pecker proof. Posted by: se pa moron at November 09, 2015 09:25 AM (7v/r5) 239 Seamus old bean, those beverage containers have a ten cent deposit on them. YOu exPect me to spend two or three dollars, and hours and hours of my valuable comfy chair time because a Downy Woodpecker hammered at the siding above the patio door? Ya, I get it, successful people would expect me to labor away to solve a trivial problem myself rather than taking up valuable blog space complaining about it. I know how it works. Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 09:26 AM (hQUve) 240 I read the demands. They want the president to admit his white privilege or something. (And also be fired.) that is when I decided this is all bullshiit. __________________ The president of the student government is black. In a school where 79% of the students are white, and only 8% of students are black. Why isn't the student government president being called upon to renounce his black privilege? This whole thing is bullshit. And dollars to doughnuts the feces swastika turns out to have been "performance art" by one of the SJW's themselves. All those college noose and swastika incidents turn out to be phony. Just like all those "white" arsons at black churches -- done by a black man. They can't find enough real racism (in a majority-white school where the student government president is black), so they have to invent it. And the idiots in the administration cave every time, because they're all a bunch of PC-brainwashed pu$$ies. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2015 09:26 AM (a31sM) 241 Ugly stuff, but 'pecker proof. ***** In some dictionaries this is the definition of "feminist". Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 09, 2015 09:26 AM (NeFrd) 242 Beck is what he has been calling Trump...a clown Posted by: Doom Rider at November 09, 2015 09:27 AM (ck8TA) 243 U.S. News - Barbecued, Pan-Fried Meat May Boost Kidney Cancer Risk Cooking meats at high temperatures, as in barbecuing or pan-frying, may increase the risk for kidney cancer, a new study suggests. Then tough. Found the hill to die on. Also, Barbecue = High Heat = Nope. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 09:27 AM (kdS6q) 244 Ted Cruz keeps calling-in and requesting "Total Eclipse of the Heart" on the radio. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 09:24 AM (kdS6q) Ace is probably looping Love Hurts ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZhNW_jKrQY Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:27 AM (qCMvj) 245 Et tu Gary Pinkel? I saw one protester saying basically..."what do you expect from a slave state in the heart of Dixie?" They seem to be still fighting the Civil War. Posted by: GBruno at November 09, 2015 09:28 AM (u49WF) 246 'The penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you have sex is utterly delicious and out of this world, and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e., Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas.' ------ And all I get is an Our Father and maybe a Hail Mary! Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 09:28 AM (fWAjv) 247 They didn't see this coming either. Even after the YUGE tea party gatherings. They deserve what they get. _______ But, but, but -- we made sure the IRS was 'vetting' all those nasty Tearorrists. Cooperating hands-across-the-aisle and all that. -- Your GOPe Posted by: mustbequantum at November 09, 2015 09:28 AM (MIKMs) 248 Time for the cartoon post? Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2015 09:29 AM (15Pis) 249 Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump http://bit.ly/1M1VvN5 Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 09:29 AM (xuouz) 250 U.S. News - Barbecued, Pan-Fried Meat May Boost Kidney Cancer Risk Also U.S. News -Tofu, Cooked and served like tasteless goo, makes people wish they were dead. Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 09:29 AM (8ikIW) 251 Bitch and Boner created Trump, had they shown somw spine, then the GOPe would be leading us into another loss with Jeb. Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2015 09:30 AM (4U131) 252 Ugly stuff, but 'pecker proof. ***** In some dictionaries this is the definition of "feminist". Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 09, 2015 09:26 AM (NeFrd) ___________________________ Okay,, I cackled... hic Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2015 09:31 AM (HSmrB) 253 One of the many things the left hates about America and Americans is what we eat.They want to " fundamentally change" that too. Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2015 09:31 AM (8HTq1) 254 Silly muslins expect 72 virgins in the hereafter, when even Chris Christy will tell ya, one Jersey girl with sufficient alcohol in her system can outperform them all. Posted by: se pa moron at November 09, 2015 09:31 AM (7v/r5) 255 Heard some local commentary on the MU situation. New narrative: Those protesting kids must be protesting something bigger than the few trifling incidents that have been reported, there MUST be a bigger story here that the administration is hiding. Why doesn't the university president come clean???? The MU Board is meeting this morning so expect the president to be fired by noon Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2015 09:32 AM (lVU49) 256 Aura Bogado @aurabogado So... Larry David is some kind of hero now? Because no. He's deeply invested in white supremacy, too. ==== LOL No, he's a comedian. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 09:33 AM (iQIUe) 257 Nobody saw Appetizing Vaginas open for Eternal Erections at the coliseum? Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 09:33 AM (fWAjv) 258 "One year from now, the day following the election, in order to prevent further acts of destruction by the disgraced Obama between the election and the inauguration, he is marched out of the White House and directly into a prison cell. And then I woke up... " in the cold, overcrowded barracks. Like every other morning we hurriedly formed lines outside the barracks for roll call before marching off for a bowl of watery soup and stale bread. As we passed the enormous poster of President Obama we all saluted. While not mandatory, not doing so was risky. While somewhere, outside the wire, came the faint sound of "lululululululululu Wolverines!!" Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 09:33 AM (V0CWC) 259 So leaves..... Do you just leave them until the last leaf falls? The final tree has about 25% left but I'm thinking it would be nice to get everything out of the way today... Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2015 09:34 AM (AC0lD) 260 >>>>I thought you meant they were drilling your siding. That actually happened to a neighbor of mine with redwood siding. They tore his siding up and he ended up replacing it all with cement board. Ugly stuff, but 'pecker proof. . . .We had that same issue when we lived in CT with cedar shake shingles, the woodpeckers were destroying our house. I got some pepper spray the kind that shoots a stream out about 20-25 feet and started sneaking up on them and spraying them with that. Eventually they gave up and moved on after a couple of months of chemical warfare. I hit one dead in the face once and he crashed to the ground and stayed there for quite some time. Unfortunately it was in the front yard so I couldn't smash him without the nosy neighbor calling the cops on me. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2015 09:34 AM (iONHu) 261 Do you just leave them until the last leaf falls? The final tree has about 25% left but I'm thinking it would be nice to get everything out of the way today... **** This is my exact dilemma. I'm waiting. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 09, 2015 09:35 AM (NeFrd) 262 Hi fappers. I could use some thoughts and prayers from the Horde. I got the axe Friday, effective in two weeks, so I'm now looking down the barrel of funemployment. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst) 263 Do you just leave them until the last leaf falls? The final tree has about 25% left but I'm thinking it would be nice to get everything out of the way today... Posted by: Stateless Infidel I keep doing them until the last leaves fall. Though I have some red oaks that will hold their leaves until it snows, or spring. Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (8ikIW) 264 U.S. News - Barbecued, Pan-Fried Meat May Boost Kidney Cancer Risk Cooking meats at high temperatures, as in barbecuing or pan-frying, may increase the risk for kidney cancer, a new study suggests. whatev Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (qCMvj) 265 All those soulless redheads -- woodpeckers included -- who come back from the dead and steal your soul. Posted by: mustbequantum at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (MIKMs) 266 GnuBreed: Conservative Treehouse... If you change your voter registration from Republican to Independent or none, depending on state, you are giving up your voice in the primaries... For many years after they turned 18, my sons were registered as "Independent." I kept telling them, in Oklahoma, the action is all in the Republican primary. For the same reason, Milady and I were registered as Democrats for the fifteen years we lived in Chicago. Took a while for political pragmatism to overcome misguided idealism, or whatever their problem was, and I think they're both registered Republican now. FWIW, which, really, ain't that much anymore, even here. Posted by: mindful webworker - infrastructurally at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (67teE) 267 John Ekdahl 9 hours ago Trump supporters are whiny, thin-skinned pansies, just like the pathetic reality tv guy they support. Awww -- oo haz a sadz? Come-er. Give oo hugz. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 09:37 AM (kdS6q) 268 Do you just leave them until the last leaf falls? The final tree has about 25% left but I'm thinking it would be nice to get everything out of the way today... Posted by: Stateless Infidel I keep doing them until the last leaves fall. Though I have some red oaks that will hold their leaves until it snows, or spring. Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (8ikIW) crap, you reminded me I have to do this today (or tomorrow Will be the third go round. Should be the final one. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:37 AM (qCMvj) 269 Hi fappers. I could use some thoughts and prayers from the Horde. I got the axe Friday, effective in two weeks, so I'm now looking down the barrel of funemployment. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst) Ugh, sorry to hear it, Insomniac. Will say a prayer for you. Where are you located? Posted by: Mainah at November 09, 2015 09:38 AM (659DL) 270 John Ekdahl 9 hours ago don't know who he is I bet he thinks I do. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:38 AM (qCMvj) 271 Art up. Posted by: HH at November 09, 2015 09:39 AM (DrCtv) 272 Ugh, sorry to hear it, Insomniac. Will say a prayer for you. Where are you located? Posted by: Mainah at November 09, 2015 09:38 AM (659DL) Central Florida Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:39 AM (2Ojst) 273 Hi fappers. I could use some thoughts and prayers from the Horde. I got the axe Friday, effective in two weeks, so I'm now looking down the barrel of funemployment. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst) crap sorry Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:40 AM (qCMvj) 274 Will be the third go round. Should be the final one. Posted by: artisanal 'ette I'll get the big piles around here this week. Next week should be the final cleanup. But that all depends on which way the wind blows. Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 09:40 AM (8ikIW) 275 What exactly did the President of MU do? Or not do? And who gives a shit of those player don't play? They suck. Posted by: Seems Legit at November 09, 2015 09:40 AM (OWndX) 276 MPPP Of course people who don't believe are going to scoff They scored at the prophets. They scoffed at Jesus. They scoffed at the Apostles. The MSM and even some supposedly on the Republican side have no other card to play about conservatives than: 1. They're stupid . They can't really legitimately do that with Ben Carson so they'll seize on some weird idea he has. In a world with the major problems that it has people are consumed with what was the use of the pyramids?!! As some poster here noted ,ISIS may destroy the pyramids but the "ho ho ho-Carson thought they were for storing grain" 2. They're evil-He's a nice guy so they'll try to make him out to be a liar and hope he loses his cool 3. They're an out of touch Richie Rich-as compared to who-Hillary?!! I'm sure as Christian, Carson knows that his faith will be sneered at and mocked. Pray for him. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (No/ki) 277 262 Hi fappers. I could use some thoughts and prayers from the Horde. I got the axe Friday, effective in two weeks, so I'm now looking down the barrel of funemployment. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst) Sorry to hear that. Hope you get re-employed soon. Posted by: joncelli, Militant Lutheranist at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (RD7QR) 278 November is tricky. Rains a lot before the transition to snow. Have to get the leaves in between when they are dry. November Rain ~Guns N' Roses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (qCMvj) 279 Damn. Prayers up Insomniac. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (fWAjv) 280 John Ekdahl don't know who he is I bet he thinks I do. Posted by: artisanal 'ette Blogs at someplace you mght know..... Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (kdS6q) 281 Do you just leave them until the last leaf falls? The final tree has about 25% left but I'm thinking it would be nice to get everything out of the way today... Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2015 09:34 AM ~~~ Just mow 'em into the ground. http://www.finegardening.com/improve-your-soil-raking-less Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (E6RIJ) 282 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst) You know that I have, do and will pray for you, brother. Can you get any unemployment or are you not eligible for that. I know it's not much, but if you paid into it you deserve it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 09:43 AM (No/ki) 283 Trump supporters are THE BEST. Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 09:43 AM (xuouz) 284 I'm sure as Christian, Carson knows that his faith will be sneered at and mocked. Pray for him. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (No/ki) it all proves over and over again that the left is a religion, or more accurately, a cult Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:43 AM (qCMvj) 285 Due to defenestration of the woodpeckers natural habitats, they are being forced into selective destruction of homes. Were the CO2 level to drop this would cease to occur, and 'peckers and unicorns could once again frolic naturally in their pristine hobittats. Posted by: Al Gore scientist emeritus at November 09, 2015 09:43 AM (7v/r5) 286 Bill O'reilly is a scurrilous cur. There. I said it! Posted by: George Will Hey now. Some Curs are lovely people. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 09:43 AM (FeQTe) 287 Over at polyamory advocacy sex-blog The Federalist, this:Exclusive: Gay Man Explains His Petition To Drop The T In LGBTThe author of the Drop the T petition talks about the surging conflicts between the trans and gay rights movements.http://tinyurl.com/ncz2aaeTres Conservative, n'est pas?Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix --- Not really. He uses the same stupid illogical vague language that homos and liberals do, "we just want to marry who we love", etc. This idiot is just as perverse as transgendered people, and his agenda is just as pernicious for society. He accuses the tranny movement of harming children, which is true, and papers over the fact that 70% of homosexuals abuse children. He's a lying, perverted shitstain, like all the others. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 09, 2015 09:44 AM (ja4GF) 288 Just mow 'em into the ground. http://www.finegardening.com/improve-your-soil-raking-less Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (E6RIJ) I mow where there is grass. But I have paved walkways, river rock, and other areas of landscaping without grass. A lot of leaves fall and hide my creeping flowers and ground plants, etc when spring comes. It's pretty bad, otherwise I wouldn't touch it. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:44 AM (qCMvj) 289 Are woodpeckers pecking at your home a bad thing? Or are they saying you've got bugs in your woodwork and Imma eatin em? In Calif, I never saw woodpecker. Maybe they're in the mountains but i never saw one. Moved to VA and we have at least one woodpecker. Actually a beautiful bird but ours may be a bit dense. He pecks on our downspout. Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 09, 2015 09:45 AM (ttq0H) 290 Insomniac - I'm sorry. I hope you can see this as an opportunity somehow and better things arise out of this. Thanks everyone with regards to the leaves question....which seems smaller now. I'm going to do the final lawn mowing of the season and rake under all of the pine trees. If anything needs to be raked later, I'll do that. I do have a leaf pee shield that I'm working on in the front yard for the dog. I've built up a layer of leaves, watered them down and am waiting for snow to cover them. That's the area I'm going to shovel so the dog can pee there. I'm hoping the leaves will help protect the grass. My little science experiment to help move society forward.... Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2015 09:45 AM (AC0lD) 291 You know that I have, do and will pray for you, brother. Can you get any unemployment or are you not eligible for that. I know it's not much, but if you paid into it you deserve it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 09:43 AM (No/ki) Don't know yet. I'm going to work on finding something else between now and then, and I've also contacted my lawyer because of the potential additional layer of complication with having all the court-ordered payments I have to make. Bleargh. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:45 AM (2Ojst) 292 Blogs at someplace you mght know..... Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (kdS6q) oh, oh he's a moron? that's how much I pay attention here lol Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:46 AM (qCMvj) 293 Trump supporters are THE BEST. Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 09:43 AM (xuouz) hey, if it's getting my Democrat parents to vote for Trump, I'm in. They love him. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:48 AM (qCMvj) 294 oh, oh he's a moron? that's how much I pay attention here lol Posted by: artisanal 'ette The "JohnE" in your sidebar. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 09:50 AM (kdS6q) 295 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:43 AM (qCMvj) And they have some very weird ideas too, but so may leftists are so unhappy despite having power and influence. We all have struggles and difficulties and can get depressed but if one's religion doesn't make one- generally speaking- more content and happier and moving to be a better person what's the point? Yes, Jesus talked about the life to come but that certainly wasn't all his message was about. That's why we should pray for their (leftists) spiritual conversion too. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 09:50 AM (No/ki) 296 >>U.S. News - Barbecued, Pan-Fried Meat May Boost Kidney Cancer Risk Oh, it's official now - first bacon, now bbq: #WarOnMeat!!! We will not be scared into veganism. Nuh uh. Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 09:51 AM (NOIQH) 297 Comment-slot saving time; three in one. Since none of them are witty enough to deserve a gray box on their own... =========== Mr Macca Bean: The Jordanian went on a shooting spree... Friends and acquaintances were surprised to hear the news saying that he had always been such a moderate, peaceful Muslim. A good boy, just turning his life around... =========== George Orwell de Leon Is that the guy in search of the Fountain of Doublespeak? =========== I'm trying to imagine my house with shiny whirly thing-a-ma-jings whirling at the corners of the roof. Wouldn't the local Neighborhood Housing Authority group object to this? (Dang, I can't remember the name/acronym for that. HMA? HDO? HOO? HAH?) Posted by: mindful webworker - compactly at November 09, 2015 09:51 AM (67teE) 298 Aaaaand, art-thread willowed besides. Posted by: mindful webworker - of course at November 09, 2015 09:51 AM (67teE) 299 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:45 AM (2Ojst) That sounds like a smart idea. I would think they should lower your payments if you're in financial exigencies, but maybe someone who's giving child support, etc, can answer that Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 09:52 AM (No/ki) 300 Cooking meats at high temperatures, as in barbecuing Uh, IIRC, barbecue is usually 'low-and-slow,' right? Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 09:53 AM (hsCpX) 301 >>Are woodpeckers pecking at your home a bad thing? Ugh, I had one enamored with my metal kitchen exhaust vent a few summers ago. Ping!, ping!, ping!, ping! every dang morning at about 6:45 am. Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 09:54 AM (NOIQH) 302 I wonder if they are making more off Tyshawn (RIP, seriously) now that he is dead. http://tinyurl.com/npastjj parents need to be put up against the wall Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 09:55 AM (fWAjv) 303 When the Vegans come for our Meat, they will be too anemic to struggle much. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 09:56 AM (hsCpX) 304 >>When the Vegans come for our Meat, they will be too anemic to struggle much. That's why they get the government goons to do it for them. They'll just nudge the cattle ranchers and pig farmers out of business, or nudge restaurants to change their menus, or nudge the grocery stores to make it more difficult to purchase (maybe scary skull-and-crossbones labels?(, and remove it from all they places they can control - prisons, federal office delis, military, etc. Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 10:00 AM (NOIQH) 305 I never met a woodpecker I didn't like, Mr. Smith. Posted by: Pocmyhontas, Sexy Squaw Party 5 at November 09, 2015 10:17 AM (HV9L6) 306 Mr. Priebus may be (and probably is) pretty much clueless about the base, but I have to admit that the last debat was an absolute brilliant piece of strategy. 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