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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 23, 2015 06:53 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:54 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:54 AM (t2KH5)
http://fxn.ws/1MWHeTV
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:54 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 06:54 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Ruth at October 23, 2015 06:54 AM (cIjBI)
Grr. It's Mister Scott, dammit! Yes, I know, anal and picky, but that sort of easily-caught mistake just grinds my gears.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2015 06:54 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:55 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Tmitsss at October 23, 2015 06:55 AM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:55 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:55 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:55 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Jebbie da Bush at October 23, 2015 06:55 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:56 AM (t2KH5)
CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER: That's They knew it was a terror attack. They got it from Gregory Hicks, who was on the ground in Tripoli who told them that. He had ended up demoted in the State Department for having transgressed against the Secretary. And yet, they go ahead, they put Susan Rice on that weekend. And tell a tale that is completely false. Spontaneous demonstration, out of control, et cetera, of the video. I think that's where the emphasis ought to be.
http://bit.ly/1PFB7F3
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:56 AM (t2KH5)
http://bit.ly/1RrJWji
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:56 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:56 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:57 AM (t2KH5)
http://dailysign.al/1GlEnCW
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:57 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:57 AM (t2KH5)
http://bit.ly/1GYBcvu
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:58 AM (t2KH5)
http://bit.ly/1kyVV4w
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:58 AM (t2KH5)
382 to go (455 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 06:58 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:58 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Tmitsss at October 23, 2015 06:59 AM (Pa9vP)
Obama vetoes the defense budget as the world burns (mostly via his hands).
He really can go to hell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 06:59 AM (St6BJ)
Those of you who had "Government Sanctioned Incest" as the next downward step to Hell, please collect your winnings at Window 2:
Should gay cousins be allowed to marry?
Gay Independent Irish Senator David Norris told the Seanads upper house that yes, they should, during a debate over the marriage equality bill on Wednesday evening.
The bill, which has passed the Dáil and today passed its second stage in the Seanad, will undergo more debate at a committee stage tomorrow before it goes to President Michael Higgins to be signed into law.
Said Norris to the Seanad: "It wouldnt take a feather out of me if two cousin married each other, whats the problem with that. Really?"
http://tinyurl.com/o2v2u88
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:00 AM (kdS6q)
...but mostly trilithium.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 23, 2015 07:00 AM (NeFrd)
With this morning's news roundup, what comes to mind is this:
What A Stupid Time To Be Alive!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2015 07:00 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 07:01 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:01 AM (St6BJ)
http://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/visible-planets-
tonight-mars-jupiter-venus-saturn-mercury
Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:01 AM (sI4OA)
Stage fright and a weak voice more or less killed her movie career when sound came in, but she was a popular entertainer in vaudeville and on USO tours through the 1950s. She died in 1968.
http://goo.gl/YoZjUX
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2015 07:02 AM (X6fMO)
In brave historic first news:
Laverne Cox is stepping into Tim Curry's heels as Variety reports that the Orange Is The New Black actress has been cast as Dr. Frank N Furter in Foxs upcoming TV remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Cox, who has been making big strides in Hollywood lately, can now add another milestone to her list of recent accomplishments: Not only is she the first transgender person to be nominated for a Primetime Emmy and the first to receive her own wax figure at Madame Tussauds, shell now also be the first transgender person to prance around in her underwear on network TV in a role made famous by Tim Curry.
Already a Man in a dress, dude. Ruins the joke.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:03 AM (kdS6q)
Now, a little bit of vodka to go with your Kaboom, that's a different matter.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 23, 2015 07:03 AM (P8951)
http://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/visible-planets-
tonight-mars-jupiter-venus-saturn-mercury
Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:01 AM (sI4OA)
This is the dawning of the age of Trumpasaurius.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:03 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 07:04 AM (xq1UY)
He's having a Crown &Coke and I'll have margarita.
Posted by: ALH at October 23, 2015 07:04 AM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2015 07:05 AM (HSmrB)
And Team McConnell is leaning on Rand Paul to wind up his go nowhere Presidential run and focus on running for Senate re-election already why don't you:
www.politico.com/story/2015/10/mitch-mcconnell-rand-paul-senate-bid-215097
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:06 AM (kdS6q)
Get used to Hilary. She'll skate and then become the next president.
The reason? The GOP would rather have her than a non-establishmentarian.
G-d, I need some Scotty Scotch.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:06 AM (St6BJ)
http://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/visible-planets-
tonight-mars-jupiter-venus-saturn-mercury
Thanks se pa moron- I was looking at them this morning and noticed they've moved very close to each other; was planning to look it up but I saw something shiny and SQUIRREL!!
Posted by: Ruth at October 23, 2015 07:07 AM (cIjBI)
Get used to Hilary. She'll skate and then become the next president.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:06 AM (St6BJ
Geez, how depressing. It's the week-end, JJ. Lighten up.
Are you sure that Jeb! won't get back in the game?
Posted by: ALH at October 23, 2015 07:10 AM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Xavier at October 23, 2015 07:10 AM (SID4p)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 23, 2015 07:11 AM (iQIUe)
I can't see it happening. She's the kind of candidate who won't drive the number of voters to the polls she'll need to win. People, men in particular, just don't like the bitch.
Pray for a rainy day in all 57 states.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:11 AM (sI4OA)
The first vote ever cast in North America by a black man was in a strategy meeting of the Lewis and Clark expedition (which originated in Missouri, sent by Thos Jefferson). The man's name was York, and he was William Clark's property.
A woman also voted in that session. We call her Sacagawea.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 07:12 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2015 07:12 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Xavier at October 23, 2015 07:10 AM (SID4p)
No Goat is safe in the Middle East.
Posted by: ALH at October 23, 2015 07:12 AM (Z56vq)
Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 07:14 AM (TxJGV)
Obama vetoes the defense budget as the world burns (mostly via his hands).
He really can go to hell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 06:59 AM (St6BJ)
I notice the AP story says one of the reasons he vetoed the bill was it "made it harder to close GITMO". They fail to mention that not only does he want to close GITMO he wants to move all those terrorists that are housed there to US prisons where they will lawyer up.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 07:14 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 23, 2015 07:03 AM (P8951)
Vodka really is the 'made for breakfast' booze. I don't think vodka's yet met a juice it didn't like. But not with Kaboom! That needs something a little milkier, like Baileys Irish Cream.
Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2015 07:14 AM (dcIVz)
Are you sure that Jeb! won't get back in the game?
Posted by: ALH at October 23, 2015 07:10 AM (Z56vq)
Jeb = Hilary, except he hasn't sold out the nation to our foreign enemies. Just our domestic ones.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:15 AM (St6BJ)
It's way too early for Scotch.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 23, 2015 07:03 AM (P8951)
_______________________
Wrong.... *hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2015 07:15 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 07:14 AM (t2KH5)
Besides lawyering up, they will convert 1,000 times the convicts into Muzzi-kamikazes faster than you can say "it's just a clock."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:16 AM (St6BJ)
Fortunately, he can't fire Ashton Carter as SecDef because no one except him would take the job last time around. He can do whatever the hell he wants, really.
Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 07:17 AM (TxJGV)
By vetoing the defense budget the POS dogeater is effectively shutting down the military.
Where is the press, where is the GOP?
Why aren't they out there excoriating this reckless action and making political hat?
Where is that puke Ryan?
Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2015 07:18 AM (2yquu)
But since we seem determined to honor a bunch of ruthless criminals with their own day I propose a different set of 'honorees' -- Introducing
Lie Like A Clinton Day
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2015 07:18 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:16 AM (St6BJ)
Or the Aryan Brotherhood has a field day filleting those muzzies.
Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2015 07:18 AM (dcIVz)
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at October 23, 2015 07:20 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: AlGore at October 23, 2015 07:20 AM (cIjBI)
Lie Like A Clinton Day
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2015 07:18 AM (gyKtp)
__________________________
Shut your whore mouth!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2015 07:21 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 23, 2015 07:21 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: Ruth at October 23, 2015 07:22 AM (cIjBI)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 07:22 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Pavel Chekov at October 23, 2015 07:23 AM (eytER)
I can't see it happening. She's the kind of candidate who won't
drive the number of voters to the polls she'll need to win. People, men
in particular, just don't like the bitch.
Pray for a rainy day in all 57 states.
.
.
.I agree, she will lose in the General. There is no way in heck she will motivate people the way Obama did, way too many people hate her, so she will just get the hard core Liberal vote.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 23, 2015 07:23 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 07:24 AM (TxJGV)
Believing that one's body does not reflect who they "really" are is not limited to those with gender dysphasia, but extends to those who feel like they are at heart disabled, despite being perfectly healthy.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10144
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 23, 2015 07:25 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Brian Williams at October 23, 2015 07:27 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 07:27 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Usedtocould at October 23, 2015 07:28 AM (+bK3Z)
Long, long ago (probably In 2002) I swore that the stupidest thing to possibly consider was bringing those 'enemy combatants' to this country. So it doesn't surprise me that the stupidest fck in this country wants to do exactly that. I just hope, when the inevitable happens and hostages are taken demanding release of gitmo muzzies, it happens to some private school in DC. That would sit well with me.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:28 AM (sI4OA)
One can hope, but I think if she gets the nomination she will win. The idiot voting public isn't voting for Hillary, they are voting for the ideology. They don't care who the actual person is.
Posted by: jjod3 at October 23, 2015 07:29 AM (3UYA8)
Posted by: Picric at October 23, 2015 07:29 AM (QnQ+g)
Your morning tweef:
Ben Domenech* bdomenech
Expect @RepPaulRyan to be a dramatic improvement for House Republicans - potential to be an historic figure in his party as Speaker.
*Publisher of polyamory advocacy sex-blog The Federalist
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:30 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 07:31 AM (TxJGV)
I'm totally ripping off Ace; What a Stupid Time to be Alive!!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 23, 2015 07:32 AM (rLlua)
I am waffling on this. The Billy Jeff factor is what makes me think the media complex will make her the next Queen of America. There's too much film to roll, and ink to spill on historic first! rapist Bill. They want this so bad, and that includes ALL media. Now, Trump might be a pretty entertaining CiC, so...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 23, 2015 07:32 AM (5buP8)
Look at the big map. It's a pretty strategic spot.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 07:33 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 23, 2015 07:33 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:28 AM (sI4OA)
I'd also be good with the hostages being on location on a movie set. Maybe a MATT DAMON! trade could be made at that time. Could you imagine us saying, 'We'll give you Lena Dunham for . . ." with an immediate response being 'I KEEL you!'
Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2015 07:33 AM (dcIVz)
Said Norris to the Seanad: "It wouldnt take a feather out of me if two cousin married each other, whats the problem with that. Really?"
________________________
The main reason for incest laws is to prevent genetically defective babies, so it sort of makes sense. A couple of gay cousins aren't going to be birthin' no babies (of their own biological origin), so why shouldn't they marry each other?
Of course, then you have to extend the same privilege to gay siblings, who also can't have babies together. And hey, if gay brothers can marry each other, then why can't a gay father and son marry each other? And that, Nate, is the problem. It's called a slippery slope, and it leads to all sorts of nasty places that no civilized society should be willing to go.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2015 07:34 AM (a31sM)
Lie Like A Clinton Day
And to show I have some substance to me (I want a medal or at least a good brain enema), I went to the Daily Kos site to see the reaction there to Hillary!'s testapony yesterday. I couldn't stay there long before the gag reflex sent me reeling, but I did grab this one typical post headline --
Hillary News Views 10.23: Clinton Destroys Gowdy's Committee
Was there ever any doubt? Now to clear my cache.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2015 07:34 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 07:36 AM (xq1UY)
Paul Ryan is a charlatan.
He's only going to be an improvement over Orange Crush in that he probably won't cry or tan but in many respects he's going to be worse.
I've seen nothing in his legislative history to indicate anything other than disaster awaits.
And the fact that his first act upon becoming speaker is to make it more difficult to oust him speaks volumes about his true character and his plans.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2015 07:36 AM (2yquu)
Posted by: freaked at October 23, 2015 07:38 AM (BO/km)
Were there any mattresses there?
Did any men say anything like, "Ok, we'll listen since you have legitimate grievances. But you must promise that if they are adequately addressed that you will stop protesting and not try anything sneaky like trying to put all men in concentration camps or have them culled. If you do that, why should we listen in the first place? Let's be adult and above board in our dealings, ok?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 07:38 AM (VJ3W8)
Again - pass.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at October 23, 2015 07:39 AM (eytER)
Lockheed's F-16V testbed flew for the first time yesterday. This face-lift of the F-16 is almost entirely internal, but it gives the most successful 4th generation fighter a quantum leap in capabilities. But dont expect the F-16V's game-changing features to show up on USAF F-16s
http://tinyurl.com/qzjtnnv
Because F-35. But our trusted allies like Egypt and Saudi Arabia will have some *awesome* planes!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:40 AM (kdS6q)
You caught me. For your prize I'm picking up this month's AoS premium subscription fee for you.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:40 AM (sI4OA)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2015 07:40 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 07:41 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2015 07:41 AM (2yquu)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 07:42 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 23, 2015 07:42 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: freaked at October 23, 2015 07:44 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 23, 2015 07:44 AM (iQIUe)
In about 15 minutes FenelonSpouse is scheduled to take a test again for a bus license (There's a lot to learn, the instructors didn't cover all the material last time and it's harder to memorize things as one gets older) so prayers would be appreciated. This job would help our difficult somewhat difficult financial situation.
Thx so much..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 07:44 AM (No/ki)
The F-16 is just fine launching remotely-guided munitions, for that system of ground support. When you have an airplane that's specifically designed for close support, you use that. It's not proofed against the newer hand-held AA weaponry, but why risk losing an F-16 to pissant small arms fire?
F-16 and A-10 were both championed by the same little group, which, oddly enough, has been remembered as the Fighter Mafia.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 07:44 AM (xq1UY)
Again - pass.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at October 23, 2015 07:39 AM (eytER)
That would require an amendment to the Constitution. Never happen. But if they do that I would require Columbia, SC to get 2 Senators and a representative.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 07:45 AM (t2KH5)
Was there ever any doubt? Now to clear my cache.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2015 07:34 AM (gyKtp)
From what I've seen the MFM isn't too far behind that. "Hillary Stands Her Ground." That sort of crap and they are happily spinning her lies as what actually happened
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2015 07:45 AM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2015 07:46 AM (VJ3W8)
From what I've seen the MFM isn't too far behind that. "Hillary
Stands Her Ground." That sort of crap and they are happily spinning her
lies as what actually happened
Asserting your way to the New Truth.
We've seen them do this time and time again.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 07:46 AM (oVJmc)
then why can't a gay father and son marry each other?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
That already happened. Pre-Robert's gay couple had one man legally adopt his partner as his son for the benefits/estate planning. Once gay marriage was tinkerbelled into existence this year, they got married.
That they were still father/son legally apparently didn't count -- because playing Iron Man is totes OK if you're gay.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:47 AM (kdS6q)
Massachusetts. Ruining the country for over 150 years.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2015 07:48 AM (X6fMO)
In some states, if you married your sister, you'd both be sterile soon enough.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 07:49 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: The Railsplitter at October 23, 2015 07:51 AM (JO9+V)
Young children vs. releasing gitmo detainees. I pray it never comes to that. They don't even have an accurate number of how many children died at Beslan, just a range from 300 to 500. Most of them died a fiery death.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:51 AM (sI4OA)
Prayer offered. I really like your posts. I am a reformed (Calvinist*) Christian struggling with recurring sin. Your posts help center me. Thank you.
*Did you hear the one about the Calvinist who fell down the stairs? He got up, dusted himself off, and said "I'm glad that's over!"
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 23, 2015 07:51 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: @votermom at October 23, 2015 07:53 AM (cbfNE)
Years ago, in a day of uncertainty and disillusionment, when my whole life seemed to be overwhelmed by forces outside of my control, one morning quite casually I opened my New Testament and my eyes fell on this sentence, "He that hath sent me is with me-the father hath not left me alone." (John 8:29). My life has never been the same since that hour. Everything for me has been different after that. I suppose not a day has passed that I have not repeated it to myself. Many have come to me for counseling during those years, and I have always sent them away with this sustaining sentence.. Ever since that hour when my eyes fell upon it, I have lived by this sentence. I have walked with it and found in it my peace and strength. To me it is the very essence of religion. It lies at the rock bottom of everything that makes life worth living. It is the Golden Text of my life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 07:53 AM (No/ki)
DC statehood....
That would require an amendment to the Constitution. Never happen.
Posted by: Vic
The Republican platform calls for Puerto Rico statehood so both parties are cool with that, and it's long been argued that PR and DC entering the Union together is the only way that happens -- because "fairness".
With the impending PR bankruptcy. there may be some movement on that, especially if the Dems take the White House again.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:54 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2015 07:54 AM (JO9+V)
You keep saying this, Vic. And I keep disagreeing. Unless Shrillery is struck by a meteorite between now and January, '17, She WILL be elected. The MFM is too deeply invested in covering up her felonies, missteps and incompetence to back off now. The Narrative must be continued, you know.
In a different time, you'd be right. But the country elected Choom Boy -- twice! -- without pausing to ask questions about his life, qualifications and associates, so what's one more failure sent to the Oval Office, especially when she can be Another Historic First?
She is the perfect candidate for both Democrats and the GOPe. Paul Ryan can work with her, just like Boner has carried the Mocha Messiah's water. Hell, Tepid Air will probably endorse her, especially if Republicans go for Trump. Which means Ace probably will as well.
Get ready for President Clinton II, Vic.
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 23, 2015 07:54 AM (eUxuB)
This place...
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at October 23, 2015 07:55 AM (Bd6VC)
Thanks. Brave Sir Robin
We all struggle with sin. :^) God works patiently to make us more like Christ as we surrender ourselves to him. God bless you and may you be strengthened and blessed by the love of Christ.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 07:56 AM (No/ki)
Believing that one's body does not reflect who they "really" are is not limited to those with gender dysphasia, but extends to those who feel like they are at heart disabled, despite being perfectly healthy.
______________________
Remember the days when we used to have these doctors called psychiatrists, and they would try to help people whose images of themselves were totally in conflict with what the rest of the world saw?
LOL. What a crazy time. Thank goodness that in these more enlightened, modern times we realize that there is no such thing as disordered or delusional thinking, and that whatever anybody believes about themselves -- no matter how much in conflict those beliefs may seem to be with the reality that the rest of us perceive -- those beliefs must be treated as valid and true.
That guy on the corner drooling onto his shirt and talking about the space aliens transmitting coded messages into his brain? Not mentally ill, just a lot more perceptive than you!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2015 07:56 AM (a31sM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 07:58 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 23, 2015 07:58 AM (uZNvH)
Best of luck!!!
Maybe apropos, but in my area the school bus drivers are fricking insane and reckless. They just drive along and don't give a fig who is in their way. So the way I figure it, strict adherence to licensing requirements isn't really a consideration in my school district. You'll do great!
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at October 23, 2015 07:59 AM (eytER)
Not gonna happen. The people of PR would have to start paying taxes to the US government. That's why whenever they've had a referendum in PR it's never passed. Why pay for the cow when you get the milk for free?
Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:59 AM (sI4OA)
Warning: This isn't an article from The Onion. Obama's Department of Education is proposing that schools spend a week celebrating illegal aliens, including an "undocumented immigrant awareness day."
http://tinyurl.com/pusxq9j
This is a 'read the whole thing' piece.
Nudge.
They never stop.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2015 08:00 AM (gyKtp)
Since we can't reproduce, what does it matter! It should be legal... I'm being oppressed!
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The main reason for incest laws is to prevent genetically defective
babies, so it sort of makes sense. A couple of gay cousins aren't going
to be birthin' no babies (of their own biological origin), so why
shouldn't they marry each other?
Of course, then you have to extend the same privilege to gay
siblings, who also can't have babies together. And hey, if gay brothers
can marry each other, then why can't a gay father and son marry each
other? And that, Nate, is the problem. It's called a slippery slope,
and it leads to all sorts of nasty places that no civilized society
should be willing to go.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2015 07:34 AM (a31sM)
Posted by: Mechanophile at October 23, 2015 08:00 AM (fVOPU)
statehood so both parties are cool with that, and it's long been argued
that PR and DC entering the Union together is the only way that happens
-- because "fairness".
With the impending PR bankruptcy. there may be some movement on that, especially if the Dems take the White House again.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:54 AM (kdS6q)
4 new Democrat Senators so it will only happen if Republicans are stupid and the States are just as stupid and ratify it.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:01 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at October 23, 2015 08:01 AM (yxw0r)
I don't think Ace is tied to the choices "Hot Air" makes, and it seem clear that he really don't care for Hillary as a candidate or a person. Ii expect that if they choice came down to Hillary or Trump he'd
vote Trump
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 08:02 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at October 23, 2015 08:02 AM (Bd6VC)
And that's the same damn argument I use whenever one of my acquaintances trots out the "no taxation without representation" bullshit about DC representation.
I always say "well, fine...make DC a tax-free zone. If you want the fastest way to invigorate the US capital, that would pretty much do it."
Funny...that never seems to occur to them. Taxation, in their minds anyway, is always a given.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at October 23, 2015 08:02 AM (eytER)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 23, 2015 08:02 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2015 08:03 AM (JO9+V)
Not gonna happen. The people of PR would have to start paying taxes to the US government. That's why whenever they've had a referendum in PR it's never passed. Why pay for the cow when you get the milk for free?
Posted by: se pa moron
Paying taxes? At the average income level in PR? Welfare, medicaid and earned income credit baby!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:03 AM (kdS6q)
Believing that one's body does not reflect who they "really" are is not limited to those with gender dysphasia, but extends to those who feel like they are at heart disabled, despite being perfectly healthy.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10144
Posted by: The Political Hat
Know how to nip this shit in the bud?
Re-open the state nut houses.
You never heard this shit when it was considered "insane" and they were locked away.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:04 AM (+BbRO)
Thanks. It's a school bus license. FenelonSpouse is not insane-except in choosing to marry me, perhaps ;^) and would be a very careful driver, but since lots of people didn't pass the test last time it appears they upped the requirements. All the bus companies are complaining about this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 08:05 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 08:05 AM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at October 23, 2015 08:02 AM (eytER)
I still say the solution is to make a new city somewhere near the geographic center of the the lower 48 and make it illegal to live inside the city limits.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:05 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (/JTXw)
4 new Democrat Senators so it will only happen if Republicans are stupid...
Posted by: Vic-we have no party
Well then, we're safe. Wait....
Actually, one of the Republican assumptions used to be that PR would tend to vote Republican more often than not. Their assumption, not mine.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (rwI+c)
including an "undocumented immigrant awareness day."
"Remember kids. If you see something, say something!"
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:07 AM (+BbRO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (rwI+c)
OOooh! I like it.
Posted by: Paul Reubens at October 23, 2015 08:08 AM (dcIVz)
Education is proposing that schools spend a week celebrating illegal
aliens,
Just cutting out the bureaucrats with the time to do indoctrination outreach would cut the federal government by 20%.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:08 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 23, 2015 07:54 AM (eUxuB)
Sadly, tragically, this may very well come to pass. And only because the GOP will do all in their power to make sure that a Trump, Carson, Cruz NEVER get the nomination.
THE GOP IS A MORE FORMIDABLE ENEMY THAN THE DEMOCRATS. THEY STAND IN OUR WAY.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:09 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:09 AM (HMt16)
And if a Trump, Cruz or Carson does get the nomination, the GOP will do everything short of openly endorsing the Democrat nominee to make sure that we lose the election.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:10 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (rwI+c)
OOooh! I like it.
Posted by: Paul Reubens at October 23, 2015 08:08 AM (dcIVz)
Us too!
- - Zombie Roy DeMeo, Richard Kuklinski, Tommy DeSimone!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:11 AM (St6BJ)
From "Holy Humor' by Cal and Rose Samra.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 08:12 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:12 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Herr at October 23, 2015 08:13 AM (EUMr7)
Workin' from home! Workin' from home!
(to the tune of "Breakin' the Law.")
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
Hmmmm..... think this is a closer match of the cadence:
TOMMY JAMES- "DRAGGIN' THE LINE"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skydln4BhDI
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:13 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Fritz at October 23, 2015 08:13 AM (UzPAd)
TOMMY JAMES- "DRAGGIN' THE LINE"
That works!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:13 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2015 08:14 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:12 AM (HMt16)
Illegal Alien Awareness Day. Works for me if after being aware of them, use the info to apprehend and kick them out of my country.
Yeah, I know, I know. But I can "dream" can't I?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:14 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:14 AM (kdS6q)
Seriously. Look at the weekday attendance figures for the Nats. There aren't 30K people driving into DC for a game from NoVa or MD...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:14 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 23, 2015 08:14 AM (EUMr7)
Why not? You're not coming back, after all...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:15 AM (C9pBZ)
Since we can't reproduce, what does it matter! It should be legal... I'm being oppressed!
__________________
Yep, when we start degrading what "marriage" means, then pretty soon everybody feels "entitled" to "marry" anyone or anything.
Just like when we start pretending that everybody's beliefs about themselves are valid -- no matter how divorced from reality those beliefs appear to be -- then pretty soon we've gone from pretending a man is really a woman to pretending that a man is really a park bench or a traffic light.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2015 08:16 AM (a31sM)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:16 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: BignJames at October 23, 2015 08:16 AM (HtUkt)
Whether you are a Trump fan or now, this is a good piece from Breitbart.
This guy is all in on Trump.
20 REASONS WHY IT SHOULD BE DONALD TRUMP IN 2016
http://bit.ly/1GY48Un
You gotta admit, he does make some sense throughout. You can argue some here and there, but it's a pretty good breakdown.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:17 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 23, 2015 08:18 AM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Herr at October 23, 2015 08:13 AM (EUMr7)
WOOT!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:18 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:09 AM
I prefer to give them shared Top Billing on the ol' Enemies List, JJ. They march in lockstep to block the path toward (must I say it?) Making America Great Again.
That's why I am Mr Inclusive when I advocate punishment for the traitors and felons on Washington: put ALL their asses in prison, and let the warden sort 'em out.
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 23, 2015 08:19 AM (eUxuB)
---
These f*ckers think they can con a generation into facilitating its own demise via indoctrination of children, as they are doing in Germany as of this moment.
Sadly, very few people have the mental stamina to overcome it, and they've already had encouraging results.
I wish I could indoctrinate this administration into voluntarily jumping into the Grand Canyon.
Just goes to show, you can delegate legislation to politicians and you can't delegate education to teachers.
Plumbing and garbage collection are about the only things you can delegate. And Dennis Ritchie would even disagree about garbage collection.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 08:20 AM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:12 AM (HMt16)
___________________________
It's not a real tribute unless you also crap in his yard and strew garbage all over, set up a tent and start diverting his water and electricity to it, hack into his bank account and steal part of his paycheck every month, and never ever go back home.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2015 08:20 AM (a31sM)
Woke up with a headache and felt like throwing up. Still going to work installing insulation and wallboard and will have a lovely zero-day weekend. Cheers!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 23, 2015 08:22 AM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 08:22 AM (VJ3W8)
MARK LEVIN GOES NUCLEAR OVER OBAMA TAKING STEPS TO SHUT DOWN THE MILITARY
http://bit.ly/1kyHm0R
He's weakening us for many reasons, but mostly because he hates the military, and because he wants to throw money at illegals (voters), illegally.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:22 AM (qCMvj)
I just don't get it. We recycle the same crap over and over again.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2015 08:22 AM (OWndX)
Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2015 08:22 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2015 08:23 AM (JO9+V)
Heh. That would indeed be a more fitting tribute to awareness.
But my neighbor is a wonderful, genteel elderly black man who lets me have all the apples I want from his trees. And IRL I just enter through the gate.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:23 AM (HMt16)
be that PR would tend to vote Republican more often than not. Their
assumption, not mine.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (kdS6q)
PR already has one member of the House of Representatives. He is a Democrat. If they became a State they would get two new Democrat Senators.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:23 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 23, 2015 08:25 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 23, 2015 08:26 AM (PEFlK)
Clinton done, Democrats hint they may quit Benghazi panel
Please do. You wasted all of our time.
http://bit.ly/1GvaQ9z
WASHINGTON (AP) -- House Democrats are signaling they may quit a Republican-led committee investigating the 2012 Benghazi attacks after Hillary Rodham Clinton endured a grueling interrogation by GOP lawmakers at a marathon congressional hearing.
"We have learned absolutely nothing," Rep. Adam Smith, D-Wash., a member of the panel, said of Thursday's contentious 11-hour hearing and the 17-month investigation that preceded it.
We've learned a lot. Denial is a painful thing to watch.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:26 AM (qCMvj)
-
Now we'll see what Paul Ryan is made of.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 23, 2015 08:26 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2015 08:26 AM (mxCgt)
-
Now we'll see what Paul Ryan is made of.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 23, 2015 08:26 AM (N
My guess some sort of red jello
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2015 08:27 AM (mxCgt)
This guy is all in on Trump.
20 REASONS WHY IT SHOULD BE DONALD TRUMP IN 2016
You gotta admit, he does make some sense throughout.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
*psssst*
A.J. Delgado
http://rogercanaff.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Delgado.png
Not that you can be sure nowadays.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:27 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 23, 2015 08:27 AM (PEFlK)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2015 08:28 AM (X6fMO)
Woke up with a headache and felt like throwing up. Still going to work installing insulation and wallboard and will have a lovely zero-day weekend. Cheers!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 23, 2015 08:22 AM (k9qR
F*ck I nominate you as the Speaker of The House then. God forbid Mr. Ryan would have to go to a fundraiser or two on the weekends.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2015 08:28 AM (mxCgt)
-
She's been caught in 457,689 lies. One more and she's toast.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 23, 2015 08:29 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 23, 2015 08:29 AM (MIKMs)
Monkeys with smaller testicles roar the loudest. [Drudge]
*whispers* Hi everyone!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
*grins*
Posted by: Marcel Marceau
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:29 AM (kdS6q)
Look, I never even once watched that stupid Show About Nothing.
But I think I can see a "Shrinkage" comment coming, right about...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:30 AM (xq1UY)
Female Writer Calls Mass-Produced Kitchens 'Sexist'
I honestly don't even get this.
"The specifications of American kitchens are actually sexist," argues Rachel Arndt, an MFA candidate in the University of Iowa's Nonfiction Writing program, in an article published in Quartz and The Atlantic online magazines.
"By standardizing the kitchen, designers also standardized women's bodies, creating a space in which only a person with a specific body shape could be comfortable," Arndt writes in The Sexism of the American Kitchen Design.
"Standards crept in to guide not just activities,' Arndt says, "but physical objects too. And modernist aesthetics--simple forms with little ornamentation, clean 90-degree angles--became the norm."
http://bit.ly/1jYnGmj
Does she know what "standard" means?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:30 AM (qCMvj)
Great news! The House passed a bill to repeal Obamacare via budget reconciliation!
*NB: it only repeals about 2% of it, which was the intended fig leaf.
Fucking GOP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:31 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:27 AM (kdS6q)
ah, thanks.
He/she. Still a good piece.
See how Gender Neutral I am !!!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:32 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:33 AM (qCMvj)
Some are pretty darn cool, though, and Mrs mouse is contemplating hitting the ol Visa card.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:33 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc)
yup
One-issue voters, take note.
This is it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:33 AM (qCMvj)
http://bit.ly/1jYnGmj
Does she know what "standard" means?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Why does the ignorant bint think I care?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:34 AM (+BbRO)
___________________________
Sounds like you have a very nice neighbor. Hope you occasionally make him a pie or turnover or something with some of those apples. I used to have a neighbor like that myself. He was an elderly Czech man, a widower whose only son rarely visited. He used to tell me to help myself to the cherries from his trees, so I would take some and make cherry pie or cherry tarts or cherry cobbler and then we would sit at his kitchen table and eat the pastries with some coffee, while he told me stories about his late wife or their life together in the old country. Such a nice man. I miss him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2015 08:34 AM (a31sM)
Some are pretty darn cool, though, and Mrs mouse is contemplating hitting the ol Visa card.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:33 AM (C9pBZ)
perfect timing
nostalgia
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:34 AM (qCMvj)
The reason? The GOP would rather have her than a non-establishmentarian.
--
If they get their way and the nominee is one of their beloved GOPe picks, she's still going to win because the rest of us will sit it out.
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at October 23, 2015 08:36 AM (pVkEV)
nostalgia"
Yeah. Seems to be a bit of that going around these days.
Not a good basis for day to day living (see Europe, Culture, just prior to 1492)...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:37 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:31 AM (St6BJ
Good morning Mr. Sefton.
How does that olive branch feel up your ass?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2015 08:38 AM (mxCgt)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:39 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at October 23, 2015 08:36 AM (pVkEV)
Yep. F 'em. No difference so why not free up my Tuesday.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:40 AM (fWAjv)
Speaking of "retro" - it's nice to see someone who believes that individual votes matter.
It's "who counts the votes" that matters.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:40 AM (C9pBZ)
Vic, why don't you ask to do the Headline post that is now, apparently, missing each day.
More eyes on it, as it occurs later in the morning.
You should ask.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:41 AM (qCMvj)
Romney reminds me of "retro."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:41 AM (qCMvj)
What "she" had ought to complain of is that kitchens were "standardized" to somewhat shorter (if thinner) people, 80 years ago. Most counters, and all cabinet door corners, are way too low now.
If you build your own, you can set 'em wherever you want. Presume she's doing that, or would she have to fool a sexist man into doing that for her?
Don't even get her started on toilets.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:41 AM (xq1UY)
Same here. Had the builder run wires all over the joint, so have piped in tunes (Jimmy Buffet Radio right now) from kitchen to home office.
I'm thinking a visit to Margaritaville around noon today...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:42 AM (C9pBZ)
Is Montgomery's distilled according to the finest Klingon tradition?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 23, 2015 08:42 AM (1hM1d)
Some are pretty darn cool, though, and Mrs mouse is contemplating hitting the ol Visa card.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:33 AM (C9pBZ)
perfect timing
nostalgia
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Holding out for a Daisy Red Ryder and a Radio Flyer!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:42 AM (+BbRO)
Vic, why don't you ask to do the Headline post that is now, apparently, missing each day.
More eyes on it, as it occurs later in the morning.
You should ask.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:41 AM (qCMvj)
I would have to learn how to edit HTML and AOS Dos. I would screw up the site.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:43 AM (t2KH5)
DMR has a new Iowa poll out. Has Carson up by 9:
http://tinyurl.com/nsvsdug
That religious base thing may be happening again.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:43 AM (kdS6q)
Mr.Sulu was always a whore and totally illogical.
Posted by: Zombie Spock at October 23, 2015 08:44 AM (D0NZx)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:44 AM (t2KH5)
Filter thru a Klingon's thong. Twice!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:44 AM (+BbRO)
Well, considering Ace's own italicizing, bolding, and grey boxing over the past week, I'd call that "good company".
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:44 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Generic Morning Moron at October 23, 2015 08:45 AM (Sr48m)
Same here. Had the builder run wires all over the joint, so have piped in tunes (Jimmy Buffet Radio right now) from kitchen to home office.
I'm thinking a visit to Margaritaville around noon today...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:42 AM (C9pBZ)
I've got the Throwback Thursday playlist on Spotify playing. It's hilarious.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:46 AM (qCMvj)
It's a she. Also latina.
A very wise latina.
Good article. Thanks for the link.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 08:46 AM (sI4OA)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:46 AM (t2KH5)
Filter thru a Klingon's thong. Twice!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:44 AM (+BbRO)
After circling Uranus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:46 AM (St6BJ)
Hey - you could put an eye out with that thing!
(as an aside - elderly relative passed away 2 years ago - when going thru his estate, we found a very early "daisy" bb gun.
Way cool. Doesn't work well, but looks fantastic.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:47 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:42 AM (+BbRO)
You'll shoot your eye out!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:47 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:43 AM (t2KH5)
nah, piece of cake
(Besides, You could always just re-use the same HTML each day - by taking it from older posts - so you can't screw it up that way, as long as you get the title's and url links right.)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:47 AM (qCMvj)
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 08:47 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2015 08:38 AM (mxCgt)
I don't know. My sigmoid was ripped out about 6 years ago.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Grizzled Old Chiseler at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (ftjYI)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (fWAjv)
Carry one another's burdens. In this way you will fulfill the law of Christ.
Galatians 6: 2
Fenelon - may the Lord make a way for your family's provisions. Prayers for your spouse's exam.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (dFi94)
Hmm. You're the latest in several folks to mention Spotify to me this week. I'll have to check it out.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:49 AM (C9pBZ)
A very wise latina.
Good article. Thanks for the link.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 08:46 AM (sI4OA)
yeah, someone pointed that out to me upthread a bit
he/she
it's worth the read for sure
Female, latina conservative voter for Trump? Love it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:49 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc)
yup
One-issue voters, take note.
This is it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:33 AM (qCMvj)
If ever there was a single issue that would "trump" others, this is it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:49 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:50 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Grizzled Old Chiseler at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (ftjYI)
Take out the comma between Whiz and boy and you get Harry Reid's assistant . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:50 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at October 23, 2015 08:51 AM (pVkEV)
Hmm. You're the latest in several folks to mention Spotify to me this week. I'll have to check it out.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:49 AM (C9pBZ)
I'm one of those people who has spent way more money than I should have on music in my past. My husband bought me the premium account for Christmas one year. Best gift ever. It's always on, and I have so many playlists I've created or just Follow. Lots of great stuff out there. In every genre.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:51 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 23, 2015 08:51 AM (fWoWp)
*******
Amen. I'm 6'7"' and any serious cooking session results in major back pain.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at October 23, 2015 08:51 AM (yxw0r)
And that's todays "Who cares!" moment.
Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc)
____________
His tax plan is pretty good too.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (fWoWp)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv)
Don't need anymore. The junior mouses stored music files over the years, so the NAS now has (when last I checked) something like 18K songs (and yes, I'm fairly certain they're all paid for).
Media Monkey does a fine job of keeping them all in order...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (C9pBZ)
have to get cookin'
lots to do today
be good all
Always fun to play "What will Ace post about first?"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:53 AM (qCMvj)
You need a special fitting, a really accurate gauge, and an air-drier to recharge the cylinder, or else frequent stops at a scuba shop. They do pack quite a wallop.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:53 AM (xq1UY)
My buddy got one from the early 50s? that wouldn't hold air. Took it apart and oiled the original leather washer in it and it shoots great. Holds something like 200 BBs. Been a long time since they made kids toys that well.
Posted by: dartist at October 23, 2015 08:53 AM (kDYa9)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 08:53 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 23, 2015 08:54 AM (k9qR4)
http://tinyurl.com/ofmtm9g
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv)
I didn't look, but don't let this get to you.
She got cut.
There are *some* people who saw this and get it.
Never gonna change the die-hard left.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:54 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 08:53 AM (evdj2)
You mean afternoon tea?
lol
cya's
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:55 AM (qCMvj)
- La Raza
- GOPe
- NY Times
- MSNBC
- WaPo
One of those an enemy of my enemy is my friend sort of things.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 23, 2015 08:55 AM (fWoWp)
Posted by: Feh at October 23, 2015 08:56 AM (mZ3iK)
"Always fun to play "What will Ace post about first?"
Come back after lunch and find out.
Posted by: Grump928(c)
Check what Allahpundit posted about in the morning.
[CTRL-C]
[CTRL-V]
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:56 AM (kdS6q)
http://tinyurl.com/ofmtm9g
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv)
Still, Gowdy hit a major nerve - the tell was her stammering and that fucking ape (in a non racial slur way) flinging Democrat distraction poo and getting pwn3ed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:56 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (xq1UY)
Whither Thou Metric System?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (oVJmc)
Media Monkey does a fine job of keeping them all in order...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (C9pBZ)
Damn. Yeah, I'd say your set.
Never took the time to download songs so now I have a whopping.....18 on my phone.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (fWAjv)
I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ... wait ... wut?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 23, 2015 08:58 AM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (xq1UY)
Proving the Chamber of Commerce fix is in. That is if people weren't convinced by now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:58 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:58 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Grizzled Old Chiseler at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (ftjYI)
Don't you "Don't get riled, sugar" me! You ain't goin' back on the road no more, and you ain't playin' them ol' two-bit sleazy dives. You're livin' with me now, and you not gonna go slidin' around witcho ol' white hoodlum friends.
Posted by: Zombie Mrs.Murphy at October 23, 2015 08:59 AM (D0NZx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:56 AM (St6BJ)
Missed that. Near the end?
*whomever called Cummings an Orc was spot on.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 23, 2015 08:59 AM (uuEKP)
IIRC, that was Romulan ale.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 08:59 AM (LUgeY)
I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ... wait ... wut?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 23, 2015 08:58 AM (VJ3W8
Squeak?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:00 AM (St6BJ)
Oh FFS. Jon Huntsman's daughter joins the Fox News staff.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Yeah, like you wouldn't too....
http://tinyurl.com/py7skdb
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 09:00 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: 141Driver at October 23, 2015 09:01 AM (Xwpes)
*whomever called Cummings an Orc was spot on.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)
Towards the end of the morning session. They Dems seem to forget that Gowdy was a prosecutor and a damn good one.
And Jim Jordan was damn good as well. Wish he was the future Speaker.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:01 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 23, 2015 09:01 AM (uuEKP)
Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2015 09:01 AM (BcOEh)
"Telling", he said, as if it illustrates some enormous gulf in American politics. That's right, the NYT political reporter assigned to Congress has apparently never watched CSPAN before and didn't know that is the standard practice.
On top of that it came out this same guy, who criticized Rubio for his ski-yacht also just bought himself a new apartment. Cost? $1.1 million.
He's not just stupid, he's also a douche!
Twitchy link: http://bit.ly/1R0HAbe
Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 09:02 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:02 AM (St6BJ)
It's Friday, so you don't need to knock three times darling.
[poot]
Posted by: Bawney Fwank [poot] at October 23, 2015 09:02 AM (ftjYI)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 09:02 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (xq1UY)
=========================
There's a club. We're not members. They make the decisions. We live with the decisions that are made. It's as if they are an incestuous nest of rat-spiders who spin a web, and we're all caught in it.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:03 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 09:04 AM (kdS6q)
I don't have the heart to read it.
People just died because we didn't give a shit about their safety. Nobody 'wins'.
Posted by: Lea drinking beer at the local mexican place at October 23, 2015 09:04 AM (lIU4e)
--
And then there were three.
O'Malley is in it to win it!!!!!!!
Posted by: @votermom at October 23, 2015 09:04 AM (cbfNE)
Huntsman's daughter makes Meggie McCheese look like an independent thoughtful thinker in comparison.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:04 AM (St6BJ)
[ denounces self for being a Trek geek ]
Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2015 09:04 AM (BcOEh)
I would have to learn how to edit HTML and AOS Dos. I would screw up the site.
Like that stops anyone else from screwing up the site...
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 23, 2015 09:05 AM (1hM1d)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:05 AM (St6BJ)
Right there with ya. I'm "only" 6-2. The stamped and folded edges of Mom's "Youngstown Kitchens by Mullins" kept me out of the food-prep business for years. When we put a kitchenette in upstairs, I stripped them and sprayed them "stainless," built the room(ette) around them to save my scalp, and now they're like a collector's item. Some of those stamped galley rigs had rounded, streamline-moderne corners, but not for us. Kaboom.
You want to spare your back, just cook around a campfire. Real workout for the old squat muscles, though. My real and honest complaint is that La Stringereuse is, while not exactly Tall, 2 inches about average for modern wimmins, and even in a newish kitchen, she gets the same back strain you or I would.
Most of the world's problems are due to Short People.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 09:05 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 09:06 AM (evdj2)
*hastily scrolls up*
*blinks*
Oh, it's a funny. Hardeharharhar.
*chuckles*
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 09:06 AM (C9pBZ)
224 218
Filter thru a Klingon's thong. Twice!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:44 AM (+BbRO)
After circling Uranus.
Ooooookay. I'll stick with bourbon. And the occasional Romulan ale.
Strictly for medicinal purposes, of course!
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 23, 2015 09:07 AM (1hM1d)
[ denounces self for being a Trek geek ]
Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2015 09:04 AM (BcOEh)
Romneyan Pale Stale Fail.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:07 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 09:05 AM (xq1UY)
===========================
5 foot 2 here. Glad I could be of assistance.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:07 AM (dFi94)
*******
Amen. I'm 6'7"' and any serious cooking session results in major back pain.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains
I'm 6' 0" and it hurts mine.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 09:07 AM (+BbRO)
IIRC, that was Romulan ale.
Nah, that was something he licked up on Ganymede.
He only identified it as ...'green.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 09:07 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:08 AM (St6BJ)
Joe's Law: Trolls believe none of the things they post.
Joe's Corollary: Your disgust is their oxygen.
Joe's Conjecture: All trolls are Average Joe
Joe's Tautology: Average Joe sucks cock by choice.
Posted by: Grump928(c) preemptively notes at October 23, 2015 09:08 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 09:08 AM (C9pBZ)
And we have a morning troll at #271, if anyone would care to deal with it."
Oh, it's a funny. Hardeharharhar.
Posted by: anon a mouse
Nope. It was there and gone. That faux racist thing.
Might be a new keyword filter in action.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 09:09 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2015 09:09 AM (BcOEh)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 09:06 AM (evdj2)
"Ozone Baby" Led Zeppelin. Not one of their better outings but still better than 99.99% of what's out there now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:09 AM (St6BJ)
The Montgomerys came to the colonies, and a General Montgomery was killed in the battle of Quebec while fighting on the US side. There were many Scotsman who settled in West (By God) Virginia leading me to wonder if the Hatfields and the McCoys were clans from Scotland.
The one point that always amazes me; if you want the clan name to live on, you have to have sons, a lot of sons, who have sons, and so on and so forth.
So Morons, hie thee to thy field and plow it.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 23, 2015 09:10 AM (TBfVE)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at October 23, 2015 09:10 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Grump928(c) preemptively notes at October 23, 2015 09:10 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2015 09:09 AM (BcOEh)
Is that the twin planet of Kanab?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:10 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
---
Smallness of stature can be successfully treated via a regimen of gamma radiation and rage therapy.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 09:10 AM (VJ3W8)
Might be a new keyword filter in action."
Hmm. Sounds all techy and stuff. Better leave that to the experts. Like Vic.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 09:12 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 09:12 AM (evdj2)
===========================
I have three step stools in my house. The other day I needed something that is stored on the top of the cabinets because it's one of those things you hardly ever use and don't know where to put. Still couldn't reach it.
And don't get me started on finding a pair of jeans that won't drag on the floor.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:12 AM (dFi94)
They tell me America is getting shorter. Well, at least the kitchen help is.
Leads me to believe the feminist-kitchen justice campaign will fade away. All the right sort of justice campaigners have others do their cooking for them.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (3OWNa)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (LUgeY)
"The African-American community is not just making this up. It's real and there's a history behind it," the president said.
Prezzy Community Agitator strikes again. Not a word about the cops who are getting killed. Not a word about his community killing itself. Just the old being oppressed routine.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (oVJmc)
--
*points and laughs at the tall people*
Posted by: @votermom at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (fWoWp)
The woman with the German accent gives it quite the Nazi flair.
http://bit.ly/1MX5TYy
Bonus: "A (baby's) eyeball landed in my lap."
*laughter*
Posted by: RushBabe at October 23, 2015 09:14 AM (/NEnw)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 09:14 AM (evdj2)
________
Well when you import 20-30M peasants from Central America who are on average 5'4", yeah I guess the overall average height of "Americans" goes down.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 23, 2015 09:15 AM (fWoWp)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 09:16 AM (evdj2)
http://tinyurl.com/py7skdb
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 09:00 AM (kdS6q)
__________________________
I'd hit it... *hic*
Posted by: Brian Williams at October 23, 2015 09:16 AM (HSmrB)
How does this ol' interwebz thingy work again?
I lol'd.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 09:16 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 09:10 AM (VJ3W
===========================
I used to have a boyfriend who insisted I was short because I wasn't trying hard enough. That if I put my mind to it I could get taller. Mind over matter. He was dead serious. Actually got mad at me because I remained short. He took it as an act of defiance on my part. He was also exploring Scientology at the time, which might explain things.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:16 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2015 09:17 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 23, 2015 09:17 AM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 09:18 AM (xq1UY)
"WASHINGTON (AP) --- Hillary Rodham Clinton turned an 11-hour congressional grilling into a campaign call to action on foreign policy, using a make-or-break appearance before the Republican-led Benghazi committee to display a commanding, presidential presence under a barrage of questions."
I give up. We have always been at war with Eastasia.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 23, 2015 09:18 AM (u5gzz)
*whomever called Cummings an Orc was spot on.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:59 AM
________
Just before the lunch break, Dims were trying to 'make public' all of Sid's e-mails and getting rhetorically extreme as in 'make it all public'. Gowdy said maybe the survivors don't want their names public. You'll notice that the only family members of survivors making a stink are those who do not have a financial benefit coming from the government.
Heh.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 23, 2015 09:19 AM (MIKMs)
Thanks, dear sister.
I found something you might enjoy if you haven't seen it yet. It was in the supermarket above those horrible celebrity magazines. It's called "Simple Grace." and it has Christian refections for every day of the month and inspiring stories of faith and perseverance. It's obviously intended for women, but I think they should have the same sort of magazine for men, but I suppose they put it in supermarkets thinking that would be a good place to grab the attention of women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 09:19 AM (No/ki)
=======================
Did they put a header on the article saying "Vote for Hillary!" ?
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:20 AM (dFi94)
Whilst sammidge-making. Erm.
Do they still set their drinks on your head?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 09:20 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 09:20 AM (C9pBZ)
So, did your spouse pass do you know yet?
Posted by: Generic Morning Moron at October 23, 2015 09:21 AM (Sr48m)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2015 09:22 AM (9mTYi)
Thanks, dear sister.
I found something you might enjoy, if you haven't seen it yet. It was in the supermarket above those horrible celebrity magazines. It's called "Simple Grace." and it has Christian refections for every day of the month and inspiring stories of faith and perseverance. It's obviously intended for women, but I think they should have the same sort of magazine for men, but I suppose they put it in supermarkets thinking that would be a good place to grab the attention of women. Obviously men shop too, but it's a magazine for women.
Here's their website:
http://www.simplegrace.com/p/about
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 09:22 AM (No/ki)
Jones said he was having lunch at a Republican dining room when Ryan switched tables on seeing Eric Cantor -- who often jets away from his banking friends in NY to tell the Congress what his clients need to see. That's where his weekends will be taken up, meeting with Cantor.
Posted by: RushBabe at October 23, 2015 09:22 AM (/NEnw)
258 Oh FFS. Jon Huntsman's daughter joins the Fox News staff.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (xq1UY)
But is she hawt?
#askingtheimportantquestions
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2015 09:24 AM (u093l)
America, Please Stop Glorifying Manufacturing Jobs
http://tinyurl.com/q98y2ha
And yeah, I told him about it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 09:25 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) wonders why you didn't come to him like a fucking man at October 23, 2015 09:25 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Wahsington AP at October 23, 2015 09:25 AM (k8tEg)
Do they still set their drinks on your head?
--
*punches Stringer straight in the family jewels*
*hides under sink*
Posted by: @votermom at October 23, 2015 09:25 AM (cbfNE)
Thx for the kind thoughts and prayers would be appreciated even if Spouse didn't pass the test. because they will be bummed out. I would have thought I might get a text but I didn't get one last time. FS has an ancient phone that's really hard to text with and so their texts usually consist of "O.K" no matter what I say. I'm hoping the delay just means they're waiting to get the actual license.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 09:26 AM (No/ki)
Capitalism is a foreign language to many.
Posted by: Grump928(c) wonders why you didn't come to him like a fucking man at October 23, 2015 09:26 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2015 09:26 AM (ztOda)
That's funny; It probably wasn't funny at all the time.
Did you say, "I thinking that if I try really hard you won't make such a ludicrous comment next time you say something ?^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 09:29 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: Grump928(c) wonders why you didn't come to him like a fucking man at October 23, 2015 09:26 AM (evdj2)
The idiots who've never had to go without don't understand scarcity, and the FSA that they've bought off just doesn't care.
It's "duh... you can always print more money" meets "gimme gimme gimme!"
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 23, 2015 09:29 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: grammie winger,
---
But your boyfriend was right.
The pituitary gland is a lie transmitted into your mind via Xenu's R6 implants.
The power of positive thinking can do anything, including making you taller.
Let me remove a few of those pesky engrams through some auditing sessions and you will finally break out of the Matrix and see the Truth.
I'm serial.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 23, 2015 09:30 AM (VJ3W8)
Isn't it ironic that everything the LGBT activists so benefits Islam?
---SSM laid the groundwork for polygamy - something the activists admitted over a decade ago, seeing this as a *good* thing
---Cousin marriages are most common is Muslim communities
And the Left is already on their way to normalizing pedophilia, so how soon before they're agitating to abolish the age of consent and advocating the legalization of "inter-generational" unions?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2015 09:30 AM (NOIQH)
Dilithium, not trilithium.
The plural of Scot is Scots, not Scott's.
If you're too short to use a standard kitchen, get a $10 stepstool. I've had mine for 14 years. If you're too fat for a standard kitchen, use it less. Problems solved.
Posted by: Spellcheck at October 23, 2015 09:30 AM (j+aWk)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at October 23, 2015 09:31 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 09:29 AM (No/ki)
=================
I kinda realized after that interaction that this was somewhat of a toxic relationship, and bailed.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:31 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Tom Cruz at October 23, 2015 09:31 AM (VJ3W8)
The power of positive thinking can do anything, including making you taller.
Let me remove a few of those pesky engrams through some auditing
sessions and you will finally break out of the Matrix and see the Truth.
I'm serial.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 23, 2015 09:30 AM (VJ3W
===========================
Is your real name Donny? Because if it is, quit stalking me.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:34 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 09:36 AM (LUgeY)
pedophilia, so how soon before they're agitating to abolish the age of
consent and advocating the legalization of "inter-generational" unions?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2015 09:30 AM (NOIQH)
There is no depravity they will not push, because their anti-philosophy compels them to "make the world fair" by destroying Western Civilization and instituting its diametric opposite.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 23, 2015 09:38 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 09:36 AM (LUgeY)
======================
Scientologists, apparently. LOL
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:38 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 23, 2015 09:39 AM (LXJ1e)
I'm guessing high heels don't count?
Posted by: Generic Morning Moron at October 23, 2015 09:39 AM (Sr48m)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 09:41 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 23, 2015 09:41 AM (iyd+z)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 09:42 AM (LUgeY)
How will they be able to tell if it hits?
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 23, 2015 09:41 AM (iyd+z)
By the improvements.
Posted by: RushBabe at October 23, 2015 09:49 AM (/NEnw)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 09:49 AM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: My Sisters' Brother at October 23, 2015 10:15 AM (N9Gug)
Posted by: NotCoach at October 23, 2015 10:24 AM (rsudF)
Give me Bowmore or Laphroaig
Glenfarclas in a glass,
Well you can throw the top away
For there's no use to pretend
Oh, you'll need the cork again,
When you've broken out a bottle o' the best!
Posted by: WaldoTJ at October 23, 2015 10:28 AM (M1MpJ)
Posted by: West at October 23, 2015 12:39 PM (1Rgee)
He fought the Nazis on D-Day and lost a fingertip. Scotty, my real life hero (Canadian).
Hope occaissional pacificist Bernie Sanders appreciates those that serve, including the poor guy who fought in VietNam in his place.
But Hil, she wanted to be a marine.
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Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)