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1 Content!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 23, 2015 06:53 AM (VPLuQ)

2 Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, October 23, 2015. On this day in 1850 the first National Women's Rights Convention began in Worcester, Massachusetts.


Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:54 AM (t2KH5)

3 Scankles lies her ass off once again.


http://fxn.ws/1RrHidk

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:54 AM (t2KH5)

4 Obama is letting major felons skip out of the country and than sneak back in after alluding law enforcement.


http://fxn.ws/1MWHeTV

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:54 AM (t2KH5)

5
Trump/Illithid 2016: Mind Flayers Unite!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 06:54 AM (kdS6q)

6 Happy Hour!

Cheers!!

Posted by: Ruth at October 23, 2015 06:54 AM (cIjBI)

7 "As Mister Scotty woud say. . ."

Grr. It's Mister Scott, dammit! Yes, I know, anal and picky, but that sort of easily-caught mistake just grinds my gears.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2015 06:54 AM (X6fMO)

8 category 5 hurricane about to strike Mexico.


http://fxn.ws/1hZDvYK

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:55 AM (t2KH5)

9 Global warming began about 1850

Posted by: Tmitsss at October 23, 2015 06:55 AM (Pa9vP)

10 Trying to snatch a head scarf from a muzzie woman is now a hate crime.


http://fxn.ws/1GYxd2b

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:55 AM (t2KH5)

11 And a statue of Thomas Jefferson is now offensive as well.


http://bit.ly/1NqZzH9

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:55 AM (t2KH5)

12 RINO Ryan announces that he will run for SoH after he said he would not.


http://fxn.ws/1XnXjF6

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:55 AM (t2KH5)

13 Buenos dias, damas y caballeros

Posted by: Jebbie da Bush at October 23, 2015 06:55 AM (TxJGV)

14 A fruit basket with watermelon and pineapple is now considered racist.


http://fxn.ws/1OLU6xJ

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:56 AM (t2KH5)

15 Krautman's take on Scankles' lies.


CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER: That's They knew it was a terror attack. They got it from Gregory Hicks, who was on the ground in Tripoli who told them that. He had ended up demoted in the State Department for having transgressed against the Secretary. And yet, they go ahead, they put Susan Rice on that weekend. And tell a tale that is completely false. Spontaneous demonstration, out of control, et cetera, of the video. I think that's where the emphasis ought to be.


http://bit.ly/1PFB7F3

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:56 AM (t2KH5)

16 Scankles admitted she committed a felony when she was SoS. So why isn't she in jail?


http://bit.ly/1RrJWji

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:56 AM (t2KH5)

17 Scankles' 5 biggest lies in her testimony. Which is also a felony.


http://bit.ly/1OLHbvK

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:56 AM (t2KH5)

18 Obama likes Paul Ryan. Enough said.


http://bit.ly/1KrMaty

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:57 AM (t2KH5)

19 Seattle jobs are tanking while the rest of the State is booming. So why is Seattle doing so bad? $15/hr minimum wage.


http://dailysign.al/1GlEnCW

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:57 AM (t2KH5)

20 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1LR5TbB

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:57 AM (t2KH5)

21 Judicial Watch calls Scankles, Obama, and Rice liars. But we already knew that.


http://bit.ly/1GYBcvu

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:58 AM (t2KH5)

22 Gun grabbers employ their time honored strategy about gun control. They lie.


http://bit.ly/1kyVV4w

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:58 AM (t2KH5)

23 DAY 1,081

382 to go (455 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 06:58 AM (St6BJ)

24 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1PKLHK3


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 06:58 AM (t2KH5)

25 My iPad is displaying an ad for a local OB/GYN. My iPad on AOSHQ, laser targeting that.

Posted by: Tmitsss at October 23, 2015 06:59 AM (Pa9vP)

26
Obama vetoes the defense budget as the world burns (mostly via his hands).

He really can go to hell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 06:59 AM (St6BJ)

27
Those of you who had "Government Sanctioned Incest" as the next downward step to Hell, please collect your winnings at Window 2:

Should gay cousins be allowed to marry?

Gay Independent Irish Senator David Norris told the Seanads upper house that yes, they should, during a debate over the marriage equality bill on Wednesday evening.

The bill, which has passed the Dáil and today passed its second stage in the Seanad, will undergo more debate at a committee stage tomorrow before it goes to President Michael Higgins to be signed into law.

Said Norris to the Seanad: "It wouldnt take a feather out of me if two cousin married each other, whats the problem with that. Really?"

http://tinyurl.com/o2v2u88

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:00 AM (kdS6q)

28 This warp drive runs on Scottish stubbornness, trilithium crystals and 150 proof hooch...


...but mostly trilithium.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 23, 2015 07:00 AM (NeFrd)

29 Thanks, Vic.


With this morning's news roundup, what comes to mind is this:

What A Stupid Time To Be Alive!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2015 07:00 AM (JO9+V)

30 Stupid SJW college students and their fake outrage over statues of founding fathers are tiresome. Good luck explaining to your parents and future employers that your greatest accomplishment was getting rid of a statue of Thomas Jefferson from campus.

Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 07:01 AM (TxJGV)

31
Scotty Scotch! Goes great with Scooby Snacks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:01 AM (St6BJ)

32 Tommorrow morning at dawn, check out the planetary alignment, three planets within 5 degrees of each other. Can't do the tiny thing on this tiny phone

http://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/visible-planets-

tonight-mars-jupiter-venus-saturn-mercury

Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:01 AM (sI4OA)

33 Today is the birthday of Sally O'Neill, a silent actress who had a short-lived career in the 1920s and is remembered, if at all, for the 1925 film Sally, Irene and Mary, with Joan Crawford.

Stage fright and a weak voice more or less killed her movie career when sound came in, but she was a popular entertainer in vaudeville and on USO tours through the 1950s. She died in 1968.

http://goo.gl/YoZjUX

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2015 07:02 AM (X6fMO)

34
In brave historic first news:

Laverne Cox is stepping into Tim Curry's heels as Variety reports that the Orange Is The New Black actress has been cast as Dr. Frank N Furter in Foxs upcoming TV remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Cox, who has been making big strides in Hollywood lately, can now add another milestone to her list of recent accomplishments: Not only is she the first transgender person to be nominated for a Primetime Emmy and the first to receive her own wax figure at Madame Tussauds, shell now also be the first transgender person to prance around in her underwear on network TV in a role made famous by Tim Curry.


Already a Man in a dress, dude. Ruins the joke.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:03 AM (kdS6q)

35 It's way too early for Scotch.

Now, a little bit of vodka to go with your Kaboom, that's a different matter.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 23, 2015 07:03 AM (P8951)

36 32 Tommorrow morning at dawn, check out the planetary alignment, three planets within 5 degrees of each other. Can't do the tiny thing on this tiny phone

http://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/visible-planets-

tonight-mars-jupiter-venus-saturn-mercury
Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:01 AM (sI4OA)


This is the dawning of the age of Trumpasaurius.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:03 AM (St6BJ)

37 Apparently Montgomery's Scotch is NLA. I hate to be judgmental, but it really does not look like top shelf stuff. Suitable for Enterprise's black gang, then.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 07:04 AM (xq1UY)

38 Good Morning Beloved Horde. It's going to be a pretty day in the ATL, so we're grilling hotdogs and making potato salad for dinner tonight.
He's having a Crown &Coke and I'll have margarita.

Posted by: ALH at October 23, 2015 07:04 AM (Z56vq)

39
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2015 07:05 AM (HSmrB)

40
And Team McConnell is leaning on Rand Paul to wind up his go nowhere Presidential run and focus on running for Senate re-election already why don't you:

www.politico.com/story/2015/10/mitch-mcconnell-rand-paul-senate-bid-215097

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:06 AM (kdS6q)

41
Get used to Hilary. She'll skate and then become the next president.

The reason? The GOP would rather have her than a non-establishmentarian.

G-d, I need some Scotty Scotch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:06 AM (St6BJ)

42 32 Tommorrow morning at dawn, check out the planetary alignment, three planets within 5 degrees of each other. Can't do the tiny thing on this tiny phone

http://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/visible-planets-

tonight-mars-jupiter-venus-saturn-mercury

Thanks se pa moron- I was looking at them this morning and noticed they've moved very close to each other; was planning to look it up but I saw something shiny and SQUIRREL!!

Posted by: Ruth at October 23, 2015 07:07 AM (cIjBI)

43
Get used to Hilary. She'll skate and then become the next president.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:06 AM (St6BJ

Geez, how depressing. It's the week-end, JJ. Lighten up.
Are you sure that Jeb! won't get back in the game?

Posted by: ALH at October 23, 2015 07:10 AM (Z56vq)

44 ISIS launches condom bombs. Really.

http://tinyurl.com/pxf2luc

Posted by: Xavier at October 23, 2015 07:10 AM (SID4p)

45 The sidebar link to the snobbery of Simon Schama is only half of it. He also made statements about the wall in Israel being anti Jewish. He admitted that the wall was a success in stopping suicide bombers but that it betrayed the jewish tradition of interacting with ones enemies. huh? He just doesnt give a shit as long as he is rich and lives in posh towns.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 23, 2015 07:11 AM (iQIUe)

46 She'll skate and then become the next president. 

I can't see it happening. She's the kind of candidate who won't drive the number of voters to the polls she'll need to win. People, men in particular, just don't like the bitch.

Pray for a rainy day in all 57 states.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:11 AM (sI4OA)

47 Perhaps the New Conservative Congress can propose a sort of Missouri Compromise on gay marriage: you can only marry your cousin if you're gay, and you can only marry gay if it's your cousin.

The first vote ever cast in North America by a black man was in a strategy meeting of the Lewis and Clark expedition (which originated in Missouri, sent by Thos Jefferson). The man's name was York, and he was William Clark's property.

A woman also voted in that session. We call her Sacagawea.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 07:12 AM (xq1UY)

48 Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:01 AM (sI4OA)

Good stuff....thanks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2015 07:12 AM (Zu3d9)

49 44 ISIS launches condom bombs. Really.
Posted by: Xavier at October 23, 2015 07:10 AM (SID4p)

No Goat is safe in the Middle East.

Posted by: ALH at October 23, 2015 07:12 AM (Z56vq)

50 Vox is jumping up and down over GOP political dominance at the state level. It is overwhelming, of course, but not to worry Vox! It's the GOP.

Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 07:14 AM (TxJGV)

51 26


Obama vetoes the defense budget as the world burns (mostly via his hands).



He really can go to hell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 06:59 AM (St6BJ)


I notice the AP story says one of the reasons he vetoed the bill was it "made it harder to close GITMO". They fail to mention that not only does he want to close GITMO he wants to move all those terrorists that are housed there to US prisons where they will lawyer up.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 07:14 AM (t2KH5)

52 Now, a little bit of vodka to go with your Kaboom, that's a different matter.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 23, 2015 07:03 AM (P8951)


Vodka really is the 'made for breakfast' booze. I don't think vodka's yet met a juice it didn't like. But not with Kaboom! That needs something a little milkier, like Baileys Irish Cream.

Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2015 07:14 AM (dcIVz)

53 43 Geez, how depressing. It's the week-end, JJ. Lighten up.
Are you sure that Jeb! won't get back in the game?
Posted by: ALH at October 23, 2015 07:10 AM (Z56vq)


Jeb = Hilary, except he hasn't sold out the nation to our foreign enemies. Just our domestic ones.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:15 AM (St6BJ)

54
It's way too early for Scotch.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 23, 2015 07:03 AM (P8951)
_______________________

Wrong.... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2015 07:15 AM (HSmrB)

55 51 I notice the AP story says one of the reasons he vetoed the bill was it "made it harder to close GITMO". They fail to mention that not only does he want to close GITMO he wants to move all those terrorists that are housed there to US prisons where they will lawyer up.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 07:14 AM (t2KH5)


Besides lawyering up, they will convert 1,000 times the convicts into Muzzi-kamikazes faster than you can say "it's just a clock."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:16 AM (St6BJ)

56 I think its bewildering and amazing the President is condemning the Pentagon for launching their own rescue missions in Iraq. Sure they saved 70 people, says SCOAMF, but don't blame me!

Fortunately, he can't fire Ashton Carter as SecDef because no one except him would take the job last time around. He can do whatever the hell he wants, really.

Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 07:17 AM (TxJGV)

57 @26

By vetoing the defense budget the POS dogeater is effectively shutting down the military.

Where is the press, where is the GOP?

Why aren't they out there excoriating this reckless action and making political hat?

Where is that puke Ryan?

Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2015 07:18 AM (2yquu)

58 I'm kinda sick of Talk Like A Pirate Day; throw out a few ahoys and mateys and you're solid.

But since we seem determined to honor a bunch of ruthless criminals with their own day I propose a different set of 'honorees' -- Introducing

Lie Like A Clinton Day

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2015 07:18 AM (gyKtp)

59 Besides lawyering up, they will convert 1,000 times the convicts into Muzzi-kamikazes faster than you can say "it's just a clock."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 07:16 AM (St6BJ)


Or the Aryan Brotherhood has a field day filleting those muzzies.

Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2015 07:18 AM (dcIVz)

60 So President SCOAMF vetoed the Defense Appropriation bill? I guess now would be a good time to invade Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania and Poland.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at October 23, 2015 07:20 AM (TxJGV)

61 I invented the internet

Happy Lie Like a Clinton Day!

Posted by: AlGore at October 23, 2015 07:20 AM (cIjBI)

62
Lie Like A Clinton Day

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2015 07:18 AM (gyKtp)
__________________________

Shut your whore mouth!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2015 07:21 AM (HSmrB)

63 Mr. Scott was played by a Canadian named James Doohan. He was a true badass: he took out 2 enemy snipers on D-Day at Juno beach before being hit by friendly fire, taking six rounds from a Bren gun. 4 hit his leg, one amputated his right ring finger, and one to his chest was stopped by a silver cigarette case his brother gave him. He went onto become a pilot, and was deemed "the craziest pilot in the Canadian Air Force. I love this:..."he once slalomed a plane between 2 telephone poles, 'to prove it could be done'". He used the Scottish accent b/c he thought Scott's made the best engineers.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 23, 2015 07:21 AM (5buP8)

64 Check's in the mail

Happy Lie Like a Clinton Day!

Posted by: Ruth at October 23, 2015 07:22 AM (cIjBI)

65 Remember that Bush already released the low value prisoners. The ones that are left there are the worst of the worse. And that idiot wants to bring them here. Congress should pass a law that requires him to put a bullet in the head of every one of them. And make him pay for the bullets out of his own pocket.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 07:22 AM (t2KH5)

66 Scotch?!?

It was inwented by a little old lady from Leningrad.

Posted by: Pavel Chekov at October 23, 2015 07:23 AM (eytER)

67 >>>She'll skate and then become the next president.


I can't see it happening. She's the kind of candidate who won't
drive the number of voters to the polls she'll need to win. People, men
in particular, just don't like the bitch.



Pray for a rainy day in all 57 states.
.
.
.I agree, she will lose in the General. There is no way in heck she will motivate people the way Obama did, way too many people hate her, so she will just get the hard core Liberal vote.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 23, 2015 07:23 AM (iONHu)

68 Seeing Jeb Bush's campaign staff continually trying to justify themselves is like watching a live action episode of Walking Dead. They still think they should continue to get paid salaries, despite being in fourth place in Florida!

Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 07:24 AM (TxJGV)

69 Trans-Disabled

Believing that one's body does not reflect who they "really" are is not limited to those with gender dysphasia, but extends to those who feel like they are at heart disabled, despite being perfectly healthy.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10144

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 23, 2015 07:25 AM (vBeA5)

70
Good morning

Happy Lie Like a Clinton Day!

Posted by: Brian Williams at October 23, 2015 07:27 AM (HSmrB)

71 Scotch distillers would like to thank Americans (Vic!) for drinking so much brown, since they need all the empty used bourbon casks over there.

Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 07:27 AM (TxJGV)

72 Mitch McConnell reminds me of a quote by Molly Ivins. 'Just when I think that there's not a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and do something stupid.'



Posted by: Usedtocould at October 23, 2015 07:28 AM (+bK3Z)

73 I notice the AP story says one of the reasons he vetoed the bill was it "made it harder to close GITMO". They fail to mention that not only does he want to close GITMO he wants to move all those terrorists that are housed there to US prisons where they will lawyer up. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 07:14 AM

Long, long ago (probably In 2002) I swore that the stupidest thing to possibly consider was bringing those 'enemy combatants' to this country. So it doesn't surprise me that the stupidest fck in this country wants to do exactly that. I just hope, when the inevitable happens and hostages are taken demanding release of gitmo muzzies, it happens to some private school in DC. That would sit well with me.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:28 AM (sI4OA)

74 "she will lose in the General."

One can hope, but I think if she gets the nomination she will win. The idiot voting public isn't voting for Hillary, they are voting for the ideology. They don't care who the actual person is.

Posted by: jjod3 at October 23, 2015 07:29 AM (3UYA8)

75 Happy Slap your irritating co-worker Day. Make it count baby.

Posted by: Picric at October 23, 2015 07:29 AM (QnQ+g)

76
Your morning tweef:

Ben Domenech* bdomenech
Expect @RepPaulRyan to be a dramatic improvement for House Republicans - potential to be an historic figure in his party as Speaker.

*Publisher of polyamory advocacy sex-blog The Federalist

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:30 AM (kdS6q)

77 Jays. Royals. 8 Eastern. I'll be watching.

Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 07:31 AM (TxJGV)

78 11 And a statue of Thomas Jefferson is now offensive as well.


I'm totally ripping off Ace; What a Stupid Time to be Alive!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 23, 2015 07:32 AM (rLlua)

79 .I agree, she will lose in the General. There is no way in heck she will motivate people the way Obama did, way too many people hate her, so she will just get the hard core Liberal vote.

I am waffling on this. The Billy Jeff factor is what makes me think the media complex will make her the next Queen of America. There's too much film to roll, and ink to spill on historic first! rapist Bill. They want this so bad, and that includes ALL media. Now, Trump might be a pretty entertaining CiC, so...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 23, 2015 07:32 AM (5buP8)

80 It's not just a matter of bringing dangerous "militants" into the country. He fully intends to lapse the lease and give Guantanamo back to Castro.

Look at the big map. It's a pretty strategic spot.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 07:33 AM (xq1UY)

81 The new "Heros Reborn" is fantastic!




Happy Lie like a Clinton Day!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 23, 2015 07:33 AM (VPLuQ)

82 I just hope, when the inevitable happens and hostages are taken demanding release of gitmo muzzies, it happens to some private school in DC. That would sit well with me.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:28 AM (sI4OA)


I'd also be good with the hostages being on location on a movie set. Maybe a MATT DAMON! trade could be made at that time. Could you imagine us saying, 'We'll give you Lena Dunham for . . ." with an immediate response being 'I KEEL you!'

Posted by: RickZ at October 23, 2015 07:33 AM (dcIVz)

83
Said Norris to the Seanad: "It wouldnt take a feather out of me if two cousin married each other, whats the problem with that. Really?"
________________________

The main reason for incest laws is to prevent genetically defective babies, so it sort of makes sense. A couple of gay cousins aren't going to be birthin' no babies (of their own biological origin), so why shouldn't they marry each other?

Of course, then you have to extend the same privilege to gay siblings, who also can't have babies together. And hey, if gay brothers can marry each other, then why can't a gay father and son marry each other? And that, Nate, is the problem. It's called a slippery slope, and it leads to all sorts of nasty places that no civilized society should be willing to go.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2015 07:34 AM (a31sM)

84 You Too Can Make $100,000 In The Cattle Futures Market Using This One Amazing Trick

Lie Like A Clinton Day

And to show I have some substance to me (I want a medal or at least a good brain enema), I went to the Daily Kos site to see the reaction there to Hillary!'s testapony yesterday. I couldn't stay there long before the gag reflex sent me reeling, but I did grab this one typical post headline --

Hillary News Views 10.23: Clinton Destroys Gowdy's Committee

Was there ever any doubt? Now to clear my cache.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2015 07:34 AM (gyKtp)

85 That would sit well with me.

Get it? Get it?

Sit well, Friends.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 07:36 AM (xq1UY)

86 @76

Paul Ryan is a charlatan.

He's only going to be an improvement over Orange Crush in that he probably won't cry or tan but in many respects he's going to be worse.

I've seen nothing in his legislative history to indicate anything other than disaster awaits.

And the fact that his first act upon becoming speaker is to make it more difficult to oust him speaks volumes about his true character and his plans.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2015 07:36 AM (2yquu)

87 Using the same line of reasoning I could marry my sister if one of us was sterile. I wouldn't do that though cause I really don't like my sister very much.

Posted by: freaked at October 23, 2015 07:38 AM (BO/km)

88 >>>Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, October 23, 2015. On this day in 1850 the first National Women's Rights Convention began in Worcester, Massachusetts.


Were there any mattresses there?

Did any men say anything like, "Ok, we'll listen since you have legitimate grievances. But you must promise that if they are adequately addressed that you will stop protesting and not try anything sneaky like trying to put all men in concentration camps or have them culled. If you do that, why should we listen in the first place? Let's be adult and above board in our dealings, ok?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 07:38 AM (VJ3W8)

89 Eleanor Holmes Norton was on the radio this morning saying Paul Ryan is "a friend." He is apparently a supporter of DC getting Senators and a Representative.

Again - pass.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at October 23, 2015 07:39 AM (eytER)

90
Lockheed's F-16V testbed flew for the first time yesterday. This face-lift of the F-16 is almost entirely internal, but it gives the most successful 4th generation fighter a quantum leap in capabilities. But dont expect the F-16V's game-changing features to show up on USAF F-16s

http://tinyurl.com/qzjtnnv


Because F-35. But our trusted allies like Egypt and Saudi Arabia will have some *awesome* planes!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:40 AM (kdS6q)

91 Stringer Davis

You caught me. For your prize I'm picking up this month's AoS premium subscription fee for you.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:40 AM (sI4OA)

92 Paul Ryan as SoH - A Whiter Shade of Orange

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2015 07:40 AM (JO9+V)

93 They know Ryan represents continued gummint spending.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 07:41 AM (oVJmc)

94 The House Freedom Caucus was formed 9 months ago and has already sold out, that's got to be a record even for DC.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2015 07:41 AM (2yquu)

95 Scankles will not get the Dem nom. The Party is beating the bushes trying to find anyone who will run rather than her. The Party leadership hates her skanky ass. Remember the Dems have some major super delegates so they can swing the convention in any manner they want. Recall that that is how Obama got the nomination to begin with. The super delegates and States with caucuses gave it to Obama despite Hillary winning more primary votes (48% vs 47%).

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 07:42 AM (t2KH5)

96 Summer Redstone kicked another girlfriend/ex gf to the curb. He had two caring for him. Over the years he has given them from 50-60 million so they have no reason to complain.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 23, 2015 07:42 AM (iQIUe)

97 I hope you are right Vic. No matter what happens a little bit of happiness will come my way if the Dems dis the Hillster.

Posted by: freaked at October 23, 2015 07:44 AM (BO/km)

98 Make that 60-80 million.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 23, 2015 07:44 AM (iQIUe)

99 Prayer request

In about 15 minutes FenelonSpouse is scheduled to take a test again for a bus license (There's a lot to learn, the instructors didn't cover all the material last time and it's harder to memorize things as one gets older) so prayers would be appreciated. This job would help our difficult somewhat difficult financial situation.

Thx so much..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 07:44 AM (No/ki)

100 I like the F-16. We've really gotten our money's worth. An F-16 took some ground fire in the Iraq Theatre the other day, and made it home (ISIS of course claimed they shot it down, because the pilot jettisoned the drop tanks). And, we have moved in A-10's (surprise, guys!) that were "on maneuvers" in Greater Europe.

The F-16 is just fine launching remotely-guided munitions, for that system of ground support. When you have an airplane that's specifically designed for close support, you use that. It's not proofed against the newer hand-held AA weaponry, but why risk losing an F-16 to pissant small arms fire?

F-16 and A-10 were both championed by the same little group, which, oddly enough, has been remembered as the Fighter Mafia.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 07:44 AM (xq1UY)

101 89 He is apparently a supporter of DC getting Senators and a Representative.



Again - pass.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at October 23, 2015 07:39 AM (eytER)

That would require an amendment to the Constitution. Never happen. But if they do that I would require Columbia, SC to get 2 Senators and a representative.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 07:45 AM (t2KH5)

102 Hillary News Views 10.23: Clinton Destroys Gowdy's Committee

Was there ever any doubt? Now to clear my cache.


Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2015 07:34 AM (gyKtp)



From what I've seen the MFM isn't too far behind that. "Hillary Stands Her Ground." That sort of crap and they are happily spinning her lies as what actually happened

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2015 07:45 AM (DiZBp)

103 Tirelessly advocating on your behalf. The bitch face that never rests.

Hillary! 2016

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2015 07:46 AM (VJ3W8)

104

From what I've seen the MFM isn't too far behind that. "Hillary
Stands Her Ground." That sort of crap and they are happily spinning her
lies as what actually happened


Asserting your way to the New Truth.

We've seen them do this time and time again.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 07:46 AM (oVJmc)

105
then why can't a gay father and son marry each other?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer



That already happened. Pre-Robert's gay couple had one man legally adopt his partner as his son for the benefits/estate planning. Once gay marriage was tinkerbelled into existence this year, they got married.

That they were still father/son legally apparently didn't count -- because playing Iron Man is totes OK if you're gay.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:47 AM (kdS6q)

106 Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, October 23, 2015. On this day in 1850 the first National Women's Rights Convention began in Worcester, Massachusetts.

Massachusetts. Ruining the country for over 150 years.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2015 07:48 AM (X6fMO)

107 se pa, no catch intended. That was an "in addition."

In some states, if you married your sister, you'd both be sterile soon enough.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 07:49 AM (xq1UY)

108 How many legs does a dog have if you call its tail a leg?

Posted by: The Railsplitter at October 23, 2015 07:51 AM (JO9+V)

109 This country is asking for a Beslan type event. Find a school with young children and hold them hostage.

Young children vs. releasing gitmo detainees. I pray it never comes to that. They don't even have an accurate number of how many children died at Beslan, just a range from 300 to 500. Most of them died a fiery death.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:51 AM (sI4OA)

110 99 Prayer request

Prayer offered. I really like your posts. I am a reformed (Calvinist*) Christian struggling with recurring sin. Your posts help center me. Thank you.




*Did you hear the one about the Calvinist who fell down the stairs? He got up, dusted himself off, and said "I'm glad that's over!"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 23, 2015 07:51 AM (5buP8)

111 Prayers up, Fenelon

Posted by: @votermom at October 23, 2015 07:53 AM (cbfNE)

112 166 By Joseph R. Sizoo, former President of New Brunswick Theological Seminary, the oldest seminary in the United States-Quoted in "How to Stop Worrying and Start Living" by Dale Carnegie

Years ago, in a day of uncertainty and disillusionment, when my whole life seemed to be overwhelmed by forces outside of my control, one morning quite casually I opened my New Testament and my eyes fell on this sentence, "He that hath sent me is with me-the father hath not left me alone." (John 8:29). My life has never been the same since that hour. Everything for me has been different after that. I suppose not a day has passed that I have not repeated it to myself. Many have come to me for counseling during those years, and I have always sent them away with this sustaining sentence.. Ever since that hour when my eyes fell upon it, I have lived by this sentence. I have walked with it and found in it my peace and strength. To me it is the very essence of religion. It lies at the rock bottom of everything that makes life worth living. It is the Golden Text of my life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 07:53 AM (No/ki)

113
DC statehood....

That would require an amendment to the Constitution. Never happen.
Posted by: Vic



The Republican platform calls for Puerto Rico statehood so both parties are cool with that, and it's long been argued that PR and DC entering the Union together is the only way that happens -- because "fairness".

With the impending PR bankruptcy. there may be some movement on that, especially if the Dems take the White House again.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:54 AM (kdS6q)

114 Best of luck to FenelonSpouse!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2015 07:54 AM (JO9+V)

115 Scankles will not get the Dem nom. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 07:42 AM

You keep saying this, Vic. And I keep disagreeing. Unless Shrillery is struck by a meteorite between now and January, '17, She WILL be elected. The MFM is too deeply invested in covering up her felonies, missteps and incompetence to back off now. The Narrative must be continued, you know.

In a different time, you'd be right. But the country elected Choom Boy -- twice! -- without pausing to ask questions about his life, qualifications and associates, so what's one more failure sent to the Oval Office, especially when she can be Another Historic First?

She is the perfect candidate for both Democrats and the GOPe. Paul Ryan can work with her, just like Boner has carried the Mocha Messiah's water. Hell, Tepid Air will probably endorse her, especially if Republicans go for Trump. Which means Ace probably will as well.

Get ready for President Clinton II, Vic.

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 23, 2015 07:54 AM (eUxuB)

116 Morning, kids. I hope you all have a fine Friday. I looked at my paycheck a minute ago and it looks like I got a raise, but no one told me?

This place...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at October 23, 2015 07:55 AM (Bd6VC)

117 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 23, 2015 07:51 AM (5buP

Thanks. Brave Sir Robin

We all struggle with sin. :^) God works patiently to make us more like Christ as we surrender ourselves to him. God bless you and may you be strengthened and blessed by the love of Christ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 07:56 AM (No/ki)

118 Trans-Disabled

Believing that one's body does not reflect who they "really" are is not limited to those with gender dysphasia, but extends to those who feel like they are at heart disabled, despite being perfectly healthy.
______________________

Remember the days when we used to have these doctors called psychiatrists, and they would try to help people whose images of themselves were totally in conflict with what the rest of the world saw?

LOL. What a crazy time. Thank goodness that in these more enlightened, modern times we realize that there is no such thing as disordered or delusional thinking, and that whatever anybody believes about themselves -- no matter how much in conflict those beliefs may seem to be with the reality that the rest of us perceive -- those beliefs must be treated as valid and true.

That guy on the corner drooling onto his shirt and talking about the space aliens transmitting coded messages into his brain? Not mentally ill, just a lot more perceptive than you!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2015 07:56 AM (a31sM)

119 "For this I have Jesus"

An "Our Daily Bread" devotional:

http://odb.org

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 07:58 AM (No/ki)

120 Good luck Fenelon

Posted by: chemjeff at October 23, 2015 07:58 AM (uZNvH)

121 FenelonSpoke, what kind of bus license?

Best of luck!!!

Maybe apropos, but in my area the school bus drivers are fricking insane and reckless. They just drive along and don't give a fig who is in their way. So the way I figure it, strict adherence to licensing requirements isn't really a consideration in my school district. You'll do great!

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at October 23, 2015 07:59 AM (eytER)

122 With the impending PR bankruptcy. there may be some movement on that, especially if the Dems take the White House again.Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:54 AM (kdS6q

Not gonna happen. The people of PR would have to start paying taxes to the US government. That's why whenever they've had a referendum in PR it's never passed. Why pay for the cow when you get the milk for free?

Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 07:59 AM (sI4OA)

123 American Thinker has this amazing bit of news:

Warning: This isn't an article from The Onion. Obama's Department of Education is proposing that schools spend a week celebrating illegal aliens, including an "undocumented immigrant awareness day."

http://tinyurl.com/pusxq9j

This is a 'read the whole thing' piece.

Nudge.

They never stop.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2015 08:00 AM (gyKtp)

124 Dude, I so wanna marry my Trans Am! That chrome tailpipe is soooo inviting... *lubes up*

Since we can't reproduce, what does it matter! It should be legal... I'm being oppressed!
____________________

83



The main reason for incest laws is to prevent genetically defective
babies, so it sort of makes sense. A couple of gay cousins aren't going
to be birthin' no babies (of their own biological origin), so why
shouldn't they marry each other?



Of course, then you have to extend the same privilege to gay
siblings, who also can't have babies together. And hey, if gay brothers
can marry each other, then why can't a gay father and son marry each
other? And that, Nate, is the problem. It's called a slippery slope,
and it leads to all sorts of nasty places that no civilized society
should be willing to go.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2015 07:34 AM (a31sM)

Posted by: Mechanophile at October 23, 2015 08:00 AM (fVOPU)

125 The Republican platform calls for Puerto Rico
statehood so both parties are cool with that, and it's long been argued
that PR and DC entering the Union together is the only way that happens
-- because "fairness".

With the impending PR bankruptcy. there may be some movement on that, especially if the Dems take the White House again.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 07:54 AM (kdS6q)


4 new Democrat Senators so it will only happen if Republicans are stupid and the States are just as stupid and ratify it.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:01 AM (t2KH5)

126 Git r done, FenSpouse.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at October 23, 2015 08:01 AM (yxw0r)

127 Which means Ace probably will as well.

I don't think Ace is tied to the choices "Hot Air" makes, and it seem clear that he really don't care for Hillary as a candidate or a person. Ii expect that if they choice came down to Hillary or Trump he'd
vote Trump

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 08:02 AM (No/ki)

128 Good luck, FS.

Have a good weekend everyone, I'm out.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityPod (tm) at October 23, 2015 08:02 AM (Bd6VC)

129 Not gonna happen. The people of PR would have to start paying taxes to the US government

And that's the same damn argument I use whenever one of my acquaintances trots out the "no taxation without representation" bullshit about DC representation.

I always say "well, fine...make DC a tax-free zone. If you want the fastest way to invigorate the US capital, that would pretty much do it."

Funny...that never seems to occur to them. Taxation, in their minds anyway, is always a given.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at October 23, 2015 08:02 AM (eytER)

130 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 23, 2015 08:02 AM (ZQfW9)

131 So circa 2216 the Montgomery clan diversified to add scotch whisky to their existing gland portfolio. Interesting.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2015 08:03 AM (JO9+V)

132
Not gonna happen. The people of PR would have to start paying taxes to the US government. That's why whenever they've had a referendum in PR it's never passed. Why pay for the cow when you get the milk for free?
Posted by: se pa moron



Paying taxes? At the average income level in PR? Welfare, medicaid and earned income credit baby!


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:03 AM (kdS6q)

133 Trans-Disabled

Believing that one's body does not reflect who they "really" are is not limited to those with gender dysphasia, but extends to those who feel like they are at heart disabled, despite being perfectly healthy.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10144
Posted by: The Political Hat



Know how to nip this shit in the bud?

Re-open the state nut houses.
You never heard this shit when it was considered "insane" and they were locked away.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:04 AM (+BbRO)

134 Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at October 23, 2015 07:59 AM (eytER)

Thanks. It's a school bus license. FenelonSpouse is not insane-except in choosing to marry me, perhaps ;^) and would be a very careful driver, but since lots of people didn't pass the test last time it appears they upped the requirements. All the bus companies are complaining about this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 08:05 AM (No/ki)

135 The attitude towards Hillary of the Democrat/MSM organ is tentative, I think. She's on probation. Will the voters turn on her? Will a scandal so damning emerge that not even she can cackle it off? That why you see occasional critical pieces on her, and also kid gloves from the other candidates and the MSM. They are watching, waiting.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 08:05 AM (VJ3W8)

136 Funny...that never seems to occur to them. Taxation, in their minds anyway, is always a given.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at October 23, 2015 08:02 AM (eytER)

I still say the solution is to make a new city somewhere near the geographic center of the the lower 48 and make it illegal to live inside the city limits.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:05 AM (t2KH5)

137 127 -Sorry Meant-really "doesn't"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (No/ki)

138 There is no slippery slope with Gay Marriage.

I was told so on this very blog.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (oVJmc)

139 Prayers up Fenelon

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (/JTXw)

140
4 new Democrat Senators so it will only happen if Republicans are stupid...
Posted by: Vic-we have no party




Well then, we're safe. Wait....

Actually, one of the Republican assumptions used to be that PR would tend to vote Republican more often than not. Their assumption, not mine.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (kdS6q)

141 including an "undocumented immigrant awareness day

As long as it's in the form of Whacking Day.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (rwI+c)

142 Warning: This isn't an article from The Onion. Obama's Department of Education is proposing that schools spend a week celebrating illegal aliens,

including an "undocumented immigrant awareness day."



"Remember kids. If you see something, say something!"

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:07 AM (+BbRO)

143 As long as it's in the form of Whacking Day.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (rwI+c)


OOooh! I like it.

Posted by: Paul Reubens at October 23, 2015 08:08 AM (dcIVz)

144 Warning: This isn't an article from The Onion. Obama's Department of
Education is proposing that schools spend a week celebrating illegal
aliens,


Just cutting out the bureaucrats with the time to do indoctrination outreach would cut the federal government by 20%.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:08 AM (oVJmc)

145 Get ready for President Clinton II, Vic.
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 23, 2015 07:54 AM (eUxuB)


Sadly, tragically, this may very well come to pass. And only because the GOP will do all in their power to make sure that a Trump, Carson, Cruz NEVER get the nomination.

THE GOP IS A MORE FORMIDABLE ENEMY THAN THE DEMOCRATS. THEY STAND IN OUR WAY.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:09 AM (St6BJ)

146 Workin' from home! Workin' from home!

(to the tune of "Breakin' the Law.")

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:09 AM (HMt16)

147
And if a Trump, Cruz or Carson does get the nomination, the GOP will do everything short of openly endorsing the Democrat nominee to make sure that we lose the election.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:10 AM (St6BJ)

148 143 As long as it's in the form of Whacking Day.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (rwI+c)

OOooh! I like it.
Posted by: Paul Reubens at October 23, 2015 08:08 AM (dcIVz)


Us too!

- - Zombie Roy DeMeo, Richard Kuklinski, Tommy DeSimone!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:11 AM (St6BJ)

149 Over the great front doors of an old stone church being restored was inscribed in stone; "This is the Gate of Heaven." Just below it, someone had placed a small cardboard sign which read: "Use other entrance."

From "Holy Humor' by Cal and Rose Samra.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 08:12 AM (No/ki)

150 Dunno 'bout y'all, but I'm celebrating Illegal Alien Awareness Day by sneaking over my neighbor's fence and picking some fruit from his trees.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:12 AM (HMt16)

151 Woke up, said "fuck it", called in sick. Three day weekend!

Posted by: Herr at October 23, 2015 08:13 AM (EUMr7)

152
Workin' from home! Workin' from home!
(to the tune of "Breakin' the Law.")
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?




Hmmmm..... think this is a closer match of the cadence:

TOMMY JAMES- "DRAGGIN' THE LINE"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skydln4BhDI

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:13 AM (kdS6q)

153 The only thing better than drinking Scotch at 06:00 is watching a liquored-up Scotchman start fighting at 06:00 because he just realized he's out of Scotch.

Posted by: Fritz at October 23, 2015 08:13 AM (UzPAd)

154 #152 Hmmmm..... think this is a closer match of the cadence:

TOMMY JAMES- "DRAGGIN' THE LINE"


That works!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:13 AM (HMt16)

155 I notice a red uniform on the bottle of Scotch. Yeah, probably not the drink you want before an away mission.

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2015 08:14 AM (9mTYi)

156 150 Dunno 'bout y'all, but I'm celebrating Illegal Alien Awareness Day by sneaking over my neighbor's fence and picking some fruit from his trees.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:12 AM (HMt16)


Illegal Alien Awareness Day. Works for me if after being aware of them, use the info to apprehend and kick them out of my country.

Yeah, I know, I know. But I can "dream" can't I?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:14 AM (St6BJ)

157
"Illegal Alien Awareness Day"




*looks out window at Los Angeles*

Yeeeeep. I'm aware of it alright.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:14 AM (kdS6q)

158 Just cutting out the bureaucrats with the time to do indoctrination outreach would cut the federal government by 40%."

Seriously. Look at the weekday attendance figures for the Nats. There aren't 30K people driving into DC for a game from NoVa or MD...

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:14 AM (C9pBZ)

159 Promptly misplaced my surname......

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 23, 2015 08:14 AM (EUMr7)

160 I notice a red uniform on the bottle of Scotch. Yeah, probably not the drink you want before an away mission."

Why not? You're not coming back, after all...

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:15 AM (C9pBZ)

161 Dude, I so wanna marry my Trans Am! That chrome tailpipe is soooo inviting... *lubes up*

Since we can't reproduce, what does it matter! It should be legal... I'm being oppressed!
__________________

Yep, when we start degrading what "marriage" means, then pretty soon everybody feels "entitled" to "marry" anyone or anything.

Just like when we start pretending that everybody's beliefs about themselves are valid -- no matter how divorced from reality those beliefs appear to be -- then pretty soon we've gone from pretending a man is really a woman to pretending that a man is really a park bench or a traffic light.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2015 08:16 AM (a31sM)

162 Jim Beam me up Scotty.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:16 AM (HMt16)

163 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2015 07:56 AM (a31sM)

saneist

Posted by: BignJames at October 23, 2015 08:16 AM (HtUkt)

164

Whether you are a Trump fan or now, this is a good piece from Breitbart.

This guy is all in on Trump.

20 REASONS WHY IT SHOULD BE DONALD TRUMP IN 2016

http://bit.ly/1GY48Un

You gotta admit, he does make some sense throughout. You can argue some here and there, but it's a pretty good breakdown.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:17 AM (qCMvj)

165 Trump 2016! Why The Fuck Not?!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 23, 2015 08:18 AM (EUMr7)

166 Woke up, said "fuck it", called in sick. Three day weekend!
Posted by: Herr at October 23, 2015 08:13 AM (EUMr7)


WOOT!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:18 AM (qCMvj)

167 THE GOP IS A MORE FORMIDABLE ENEMY THAN THE DEMOCRATS. THEY STAND IN OUR WAY.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:09 AM


I prefer to give them shared Top Billing on the ol' Enemies List, JJ. They march in lockstep to block the path toward (must I say it?) Making America Great Again.

That's why I am Mr Inclusive when I advocate punishment for the traitors and felons on Washington: put ALL their asses in prison, and let the warden sort 'em out.

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 23, 2015 08:19 AM (eUxuB)

168 Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:07 AM (+BbRO)

---

These f*ckers think they can con a generation into facilitating its own demise via indoctrination of children, as they are doing in Germany as of this moment.

Sadly, very few people have the mental stamina to overcome it, and they've already had encouraging results.

I wish I could indoctrinate this administration into voluntarily jumping into the Grand Canyon.

Just goes to show, you can delegate legislation to politicians and you can't delegate education to teachers.

Plumbing and garbage collection are about the only things you can delegate. And Dennis Ritchie would even disagree about garbage collection.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 08:20 AM (VJ3W8)

169 150 Dunno 'bout y'all, but I'm celebrating Illegal Alien Awareness Day by sneaking over my neighbor's fence and picking some fruit from his trees.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:12 AM (HMt16)
___________________________

It's not a real tribute unless you also crap in his yard and strew garbage all over, set up a tent and start diverting his water and electricity to it, hack into his bank account and steal part of his paycheck every month, and never ever go back home.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2015 08:20 AM (a31sM)

170 Woke up, said "fuck it", called in sick. Three day weekend!

Woke up with a headache and felt like throwing up. Still going to work installing insulation and wallboard and will have a lovely zero-day weekend. Cheers!

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 23, 2015 08:22 AM (k9qR4)

171 you *can't* delegate the job of legislation to politicians, I meant.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 08:22 AM (VJ3W8)

172


MARK LEVIN GOES NUCLEAR OVER OBAMA TAKING STEPS TO SHUT DOWN THE MILITARY

http://bit.ly/1kyHm0R

He's weakening us for many reasons, but mostly because he hates the military, and because he wants to throw money at illegals (voters), illegally.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:22 AM (qCMvj)

173 Why would the R's even consider Ryan?

I just don't get it. We recycle the same crap over and over again.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2015 08:22 AM (OWndX)

174 VA GOP, yup. Just give me 6mon notice so I can buy some property before prices soar.

Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2015 08:22 AM (ztOda)

175 Monkeys with smaller testicles roar the loudest. [Drudge]


Somehow, this seems fitting.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2015 08:23 AM (JO9+V)

176 It's not a real tribute unless you also crap in his yard and strew garbage all over,

Heh. That would indeed be a more fitting tribute to awareness.

But my neighbor is a wonderful, genteel elderly black man who lets me have all the apples I want from his trees. And IRL I just enter through the gate.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2015 08:23 AM (HMt16)

177 140 Actually, one of the Republican assumptions used to
be that PR would tend to vote Republican more often than not. Their
assumption, not mine.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:06 AM (kdS6q)

PR already has one member of the House of Representatives. He is a Democrat. If they became a State they would get two new Democrat Senators.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:23 AM (t2KH5)

178 Also now a hate crime: Wearing a Trump tee shirt to school. See WZ.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 23, 2015 08:25 AM (Nwg0u)

179 Morning?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 23, 2015 08:26 AM (PEFlK)

180

Clinton done, Democrats hint they may quit Benghazi panel

Please do. You wasted all of our time.

http://bit.ly/1GvaQ9z

WASHINGTON (AP) -- House Democrats are signaling they may quit a Republican-led committee investigating the 2012 Benghazi attacks after Hillary Rodham Clinton endured a grueling interrogation by GOP lawmakers at a marathon congressional hearing.

"We have learned absolutely nothing," Rep. Adam Smith, D-Wash., a member of the panel, said of Thursday's contentious 11-hour hearing and the 17-month investigation that preceded it.


We've learned a lot. Denial is a painful thing to watch.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:26 AM (qCMvj)

181 MARK LEVIN GOES NUCLEAR OVER OBAMA TAKING STEPS TO SHUT DOWN THE MILITARY

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Now we'll see what Paul Ryan is made of.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 23, 2015 08:26 AM (Nwg0u)

182 Good morning Morons.

I see that 50% of the world sucks this fine fall morning.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2015 08:26 AM (mxCgt)

183

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Now we'll see what Paul Ryan is made of.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 23, 2015 08:26 AM (N

My guess some sort of red jello

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2015 08:27 AM (mxCgt)

184
This guy is all in on Trump.
20 REASONS WHY IT SHOULD BE DONALD TRUMP IN 2016
You gotta admit, he does make some sense throughout.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



*psssst*

A.J. Delgado

http://rogercanaff.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Delgado.png

Not that you can be sure nowadays.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:27 AM (kdS6q)

185 Monkeys with smaller testicles roar the loudest. [Drudge]

---

*whispers*
Hi everyone!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 23, 2015 08:27 AM (PEFlK)

186 He's weakening us for many reasons, but mostly because he hates the military, and because he wants to throw money at illegals (voters), illegally.Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:22 AM (qCMvj)Where's Juan Peron when you need him?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2015 08:28 AM (X6fMO)

187
Woke up with a headache and felt like throwing up. Still going to work installing insulation and wallboard and will have a lovely zero-day weekend. Cheers!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 23, 2015 08:22 AM (k9qR

F*ck I nominate you as the Speaker of The House then. God forbid Mr. Ryan would have to go to a fundraiser or two on the weekends.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2015 08:28 AM (mxCgt)

188 The attitude towards Hillary of the Democrat/MSM organ is tentative, I think. She's on probation.

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She's been caught in 457,689 lies. One more and she's toast.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 23, 2015 08:29 AM (Nwg0u)

189 I do not understand why schools just do not make a general rule that NO VISIBLE WRITING OR LOGOS are tolerated. Makes me crazy because I always told my kids that whatever label they were whining for should be super discounted because they should be paying me to buy and wear their stuff.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 23, 2015 08:29 AM (MIKMs)

190
Monkeys with smaller testicles roar the loudest. [Drudge]

*whispers* Hi everyone!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson




*grins*

Posted by: Marcel Marceau

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:29 AM (kdS6q)

191 Monkeys with smaller testicles...

Look, I never even once watched that stupid Show About Nothing.
But I think I can see a "Shrinkage" comment coming, right about...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:30 AM (xq1UY)

192

Female Writer Calls Mass-Produced Kitchens 'Sexist'

I honestly don't even get this.

"The specifications of American kitchens are actually sexist," argues Rachel Arndt, an MFA candidate in the University of Iowa's Nonfiction Writing program, in an article published in Quartz and The Atlantic online magazines.

"By standardizing the kitchen, designers also standardized women's bodies, creating a space in which only a person with a specific body shape could be comfortable," Arndt writes in The Sexism of the American Kitchen Design.

"Standards crept in to guide not just activities,' Arndt says, "but physical objects too. And modernist aesthetics--simple forms with little ornamentation, clean 90-degree angles--became the norm."


http://bit.ly/1jYnGmj

Does she know what "standard" means?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:30 AM (qCMvj)

193
Great news! The House passed a bill to repeal Obamacare via budget reconciliation!


*NB: it only repeals about 2% of it, which was the intended fig leaf.

Fucking GOP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:31 AM (St6BJ)

194 Not that you can be sure nowadays.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:27 AM (kdS6q)



ah, thanks.

He/she. Still a good piece.

See how Gender Neutral I am !!!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:32 AM (qCMvj)

195 The one real reason to support Trump is that he's the only one against committing cultural and electoral suicide with amnesty.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc)

196

My kitchen is like the SCOAMF's netherlands.

It's way too small.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:33 AM (qCMvj)

197 Ohhhhh.... Amazon is selling "retro" toys (including the aluminum scooter from waaaay back in the... 90's).

Some are pretty darn cool, though, and Mrs mouse is contemplating hitting the ol Visa card.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:33 AM (C9pBZ)

198 The one real reason to support Trump is that he's the only one against committing cultural and electoral suicide with amnesty.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc)


yup

One-issue voters, take note.

This is it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:33 AM (qCMvj)

199 "Standards crept in to guide not just activities,' Arndt says, "but physical objects too. And modernist aesthetics--simple forms with little ornamentation, clean 90-degree angles--became the norm."

http://bit.ly/1jYnGmj

Does she know what "standard" means?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette



Why does the ignorant bint think I care?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:34 AM (+BbRO)

200 But my neighbor is a wonderful, genteel elderly black man who lets me have all the apples I want from his trees. And IRL I just enter through the gate.
___________________________

Sounds like you have a very nice neighbor. Hope you occasionally make him a pie or turnover or something with some of those apples. I used to have a neighbor like that myself. He was an elderly Czech man, a widower whose only son rarely visited. He used to tell me to help myself to the cherries from his trees, so I would take some and make cherry pie or cherry tarts or cherry cobbler and then we would sit at his kitchen table and eat the pastries with some coffee, while he told me stories about his late wife or their life together in the old country. Such a nice man. I miss him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2015 08:34 AM (a31sM)

201 Ohhhhh.... Amazon is selling "retro" toys (including the aluminum scooter from waaaay back in the... 90's).

Some are pretty darn cool, though, and Mrs mouse is contemplating hitting the ol Visa card.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:33 AM (C9pBZ)


perfect timing
nostalgia

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:34 AM (qCMvj)

202 Get used to Hilary. She'll skate and then become the next president.



The reason? The GOP would rather have her than a non-establishmentarian.

--

If they get their way and the nominee is one of their beloved GOPe picks, she's still going to win because the rest of us will sit it out.

Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at October 23, 2015 08:36 AM (pVkEV)

203 perfect timing
nostalgia"

Yeah. Seems to be a bit of that going around these days.
Not a good basis for day to day living (see Europe, Culture, just prior to 1492)...

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:37 AM (C9pBZ)

204 Fucking GOP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:31 AM (St6BJ

Good morning Mr. Sefton.

How does that olive branch feel up your ass?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2015 08:38 AM (mxCgt)

205

2nd load of laundry going
first cheese danish!

music already jamming

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:39 AM (qCMvj)

206 If they get their way and the nominee is one of their beloved GOPe picks, she's still going to win because the rest of us will sit it out.

Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at October 23, 2015 08:36 AM (pVkEV)

Yep. F 'em. No difference so why not free up my Tuesday.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:40 AM (fWAjv)

207 he's still going to win because the rest of us will sit it out. "

Speaking of "retro" - it's nice to see someone who believes that individual votes matter.


It's "who counts the votes" that matters.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:40 AM (C9pBZ)

208

Vic, why don't you ask to do the Headline post that is now, apparently, missing each day.

More eyes on it, as it occurs later in the morning.

You should ask.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:41 AM (qCMvj)

209 Speaking of "retro" - it's nice to see someone who believes that individual votes matter.

Romney reminds me of "retro."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:41 AM (qCMvj)

210 Anybody bitching about "standardized" galley kitchens has never had to cook in What Came Before.

What "she" had ought to complain of is that kitchens were "standardized" to somewhat shorter (if thinner) people, 80 years ago. Most counters, and all cabinet door corners, are way too low now.

If you build your own, you can set 'em wherever you want. Presume she's doing that, or would she have to fool a sexist man into doing that for her?

Don't even get her started on toilets.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:41 AM (xq1UY)

211 music already jamming"

Same here. Had the builder run wires all over the joint, so have piped in tunes (Jimmy Buffet Radio right now) from kitchen to home office.

I'm thinking a visit to Margaritaville around noon today...

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:42 AM (C9pBZ)

212
Is Montgomery's distilled according to the finest Klingon tradition?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 23, 2015 08:42 AM (1hM1d)

213 201 Ohhhhh.... Amazon is selling "retro" toys (including the aluminum scooter from waaaay back in the... 90's).

Some are pretty darn cool, though, and Mrs mouse is contemplating hitting the ol Visa card.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:33 AM (C9pBZ)

perfect timing
nostalgia
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



Holding out for a Daisy Red Ryder and a Radio Flyer!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:42 AM (+BbRO)

214 208




Vic, why don't you ask to do the Headline post that is now, apparently, missing each day.



More eyes on it, as it occurs later in the morning.



You should ask.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:41 AM (qCMvj)

I would have to learn how to edit HTML and AOS Dos. I would screw up the site.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:43 AM (t2KH5)

215
DMR has a new Iowa poll out. Has Carson up by 9:

http://tinyurl.com/nsvsdug

That religious base thing may be happening again.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:43 AM (kdS6q)

216 I remember once I walked into the engineering section and there was Mr. Sulu just getting his breech loaded by Scotty who was obviously drunk and well endowed.

Mr.Sulu was always a whore and totally illogical.

Posted by: Zombie Spock at October 23, 2015 08:44 AM (D0NZx)

217 Besides if I put them in this thread people can still link them.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:44 AM (t2KH5)

218 Is Montgomery's distilled according to the finest Klingon tradition?




Filter thru a Klingon's thong. Twice!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:44 AM (+BbRO)

219 I would screw up the site."

Well, considering Ace's own italicizing, bolding, and grey boxing over the past week, I'd call that "good company".

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:44 AM (C9pBZ)

220 Who had the job of measuring monkey testicles?

Posted by: Generic Morning Moron at October 23, 2015 08:45 AM (Sr48m)

221 music already jamming"

Same here. Had the builder run wires all over the joint, so have piped in tunes (Jimmy Buffet Radio right now) from kitchen to home office.

I'm thinking a visit to Margaritaville around noon today...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:42 AM (C9pBZ)


I've got the Throwback Thursday playlist on Spotify playing. It's hilarious.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:46 AM (qCMvj)

222 You gotta admit, he does make some sense throughout. You can argue some here and there, but it's a pretty good breakdown. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:17 AM (qCMvj

It's a she. Also latina.
A very wise latina.
Good article. Thanks for the link.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 08:46 AM (sI4OA)

223 Anyway, what happened to Ben? Did he get tired of posting the links? It generally takes me about three hours to get all the links I put up.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:46 AM (t2KH5)

224 218
Filter thru a Klingon's thong. Twice!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:44 AM (+BbRO)

After circling Uranus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:46 AM (St6BJ)

225 Holding out for a Daisy Red Ryder and a Radio Flyer!"

Hey - you could put an eye out with that thing!

(as an aside - elderly relative passed away 2 years ago - when going thru his estate, we found a very early "daisy" bb gun.
Way cool. Doesn't work well, but looks fantastic.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:47 AM (C9pBZ)

226 Holding out for a Daisy Red Ryder and a Radio Flyer!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:42 AM (+BbRO)

You'll shoot your eye out!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:47 AM (fWAjv)

227 I would have to learn how to edit HTML and AOS Dos. I would screw up the site.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 23, 2015 08:43 AM (t2KH5)


nah, piece of cake

(Besides, You could always just re-use the same HTML each day - by taking it from older posts - so you can't screw it up that way, as long as you get the title's and url links right.)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:47 AM (qCMvj)

228

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 08:47 AM (evdj2)

229 204 How does that olive branch feel up your ass?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2015 08:38 AM (mxCgt)


I don't know. My sigmoid was ripped out about 6 years ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (St6BJ)

230 Did you bring me my Cheeze Whiz, boy?

Posted by: Grizzled Old Chiseler at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (ftjYI)

231 Amazon - Draft Beer Jelly Belly's

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (fWAjv)

232 Bible Gateway's Verse of the Day:


Carry one another's burdens. In this way you will fulfill the law of Christ.
Galatians 6: 2


Fenelon - may the Lord make a way for your family's provisions. Prayers for your spouse's exam.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (dFi94)

233 I've got the Throwback Thursday playlist on Spotify playing."

Hmm. You're the latest in several folks to mention Spotify to me this week. I'll have to check it out.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:49 AM (C9pBZ)

234 It's a she. Also latina.
A very wise latina.
Good article. Thanks for the link.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 23, 2015 08:46 AM (sI4OA)


yeah, someone pointed that out to me upthread a bit

he/she

it's worth the read for sure

Female, latina conservative voter for Trump? Love it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:49 AM (qCMvj)

235 198 The one real reason to support Trump is that he's the only one against committing cultural and electoral suicide with amnesty.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc)

yup

One-issue voters, take note.

This is it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:33 AM (qCMvj)



If ever there was a single issue that would "trump" others, this is it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:49 AM (St6BJ)

236 Frostwire Plus for all your free music download needs

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:50 AM (fWAjv)

237 230 Did you bring me my Cheeze Whiz, boy?
Posted by: Grizzled Old Chiseler at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (ftjYI)


Take out the comma between Whiz and boy and you get Harry Reid's assistant . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:50 AM (St6BJ)

238 Shouldn't Montgomery's be green? I seem to recall the Star Trek episode where Scotty gets super drunk or gets someone super drunk and the whiskey is green.

Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at October 23, 2015 08:51 AM (pVkEV)

239 I've got the Throwback Thursday playlist on Spotify playing."

Hmm. You're the latest in several folks to mention Spotify to me this week. I'll have to check it out.
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:49 AM (C9pBZ)


I'm one of those people who has spent way more money than I should have on music in my past. My husband bought me the premium account for Christmas one year. Best gift ever. It's always on, and I have so many playlists I've created or just Follow. Lots of great stuff out there. In every genre.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:51 AM (qCMvj)

240 I welcome my new RINO overlord, Mr. Ryan

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 23, 2015 08:51 AM (fWoWp)

241 What "she" had ought to complain of is that kitchens were "standardized" to somewhat shorter (if thinner) people, 80 years ago. Most counters, and all cabinet door corners, are way too low now.

*******

Amen. I'm 6'7"' and any serious cooking session results in major back pain.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at October 23, 2015 08:51 AM (yxw0r)

242 Here's something you didn't know, I'll bet: Lincoln Chaffee took Wolf Blitzers suggestion and dropped out of the Democrat primary.

And that's todays "Who cares!" moment.

Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (TxJGV)

243 The one real reason to support Trump is that he's the only one against committing cultural and electoral suicide with amnesty.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:32 AM (oVJmc)

____________

His tax plan is pretty good too.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (fWoWp)

244 Of course the bitch c**t is smiling. She knows this is all theater.


http://tinyurl.com/ofmtm9g

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv)

245 free music download needs"

Don't need anymore. The junior mouses stored music files over the years, so the NAS now has (when last I checked) something like 18K songs (and yes, I'm fairly certain they're all paid for).

Media Monkey does a fine job of keeping them all in order...

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (C9pBZ)

246

have to get cookin'

lots to do today

be good all

Always fun to play "What will Ace post about first?"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:53 AM (qCMvj)

247 Speaking of putting an eye out. That ex-Jr ROTC sharpshooter who runnoft her would-be robbers was using a Benjamin Marauder PCP, .25 at 3500+ psi. 8-shot semi-auto. Not quite as accurate as an Anschutz or Steyr Olympic, but much better rate of fire. A hunter's air rifle.

You need a special fitting, a really accurate gauge, and an air-drier to recharge the cylinder, or else frequent stops at a scuba shop. They do pack quite a wallop.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:53 AM (xq1UY)

248 Holding out for a Daisy Red Ryder

My buddy got one from the early 50s? that wouldn't hold air. Took it apart and oiled the original leather washer in it and it shoots great. Holds something like 200 BBs. Been a long time since they made kids toys that well.

Posted by: dartist at October 23, 2015 08:53 AM (kDYa9)

249 Always fun to play "What will Ace post about first?"


Come back after lunch and find out.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 08:53 AM (evdj2)

250 I don't know that Trump believes what he's saying, but he's seen a void in the market and is doing his damnedest to fill it.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 23, 2015 08:54 AM (k9qR4)

251 Of course the bitch c**t is smiling. She knows this is all theater.


http://tinyurl.com/ofmtm9g
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv)


I didn't look, but don't let this get to you.
She got cut.
There are *some* people who saw this and get it.
Never gonna change the die-hard left.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:54 AM (qCMvj)

252 Come back after lunch and find out.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 08:53 AM (evdj2)


You mean afternoon tea?

lol

cya's

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2015 08:55 AM (qCMvj)

253 I like Trump mainly because of who hates him. Who hates him?

- La Raza
- GOPe
- NY Times
- MSNBC
- WaPo

One of those an enemy of my enemy is my friend sort of things.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 23, 2015 08:55 AM (fWoWp)

254 so

Hillary is a proven liar

is she a felon? if so, who will bring charges

do it

Posted by: Feh at October 23, 2015 08:56 AM (mZ3iK)

255
"Always fun to play "What will Ace post about first?"

Come back after lunch and find out.
Posted by: Grump928(c)




Check what Allahpundit posted about in the morning.

[CTRL-C]

[CTRL-V]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 08:56 AM (kdS6q)

256 244 Of course the bitch c**t is smiling. She knows this is all theater.


http://tinyurl.com/ofmtm9g
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv)



Still, Gowdy hit a major nerve - the tell was her stammering and that fucking ape (in a non racial slur way) flinging Democrat distraction poo and getting pwn3ed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:56 AM (St6BJ)

257 Montgomery's for breakfast? I'm all kinds of there.

#freshhell

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (LUgeY)

258 Oh FFS. Jon Huntsman's daughter joins the Fox News staff.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (xq1UY)

259 Lincoln Chaffee took Wolf Blitzers suggestion and dropped out of the Democrat primary.


Whither Thou Metric System?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (oVJmc)

260 Don't need anymore. The junior mouses stored music files over the years, so the NAS now has (when last I checked) something like 18K songs (and yes, I'm fairly certain they're all paid for).

Media Monkey does a fine job of keeping them all in order...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:52 AM (C9pBZ)

Damn. Yeah, I'd say your set.

Never took the time to download songs so now I have a whopping.....18 on my phone.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (fWAjv)

261 >>>Monkeys with smaller testicles roar the loudest. [Drudge]


I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ... wait ... wut?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 23, 2015 08:58 AM (VJ3W8)

262 258 Oh FFS. Jon Huntsman's daughter joins the Fox News staff.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (xq1UY)


Proving the Chamber of Commerce fix is in. That is if people weren't convinced by now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:58 AM (St6BJ)

263 Jon Huntsman's daughter joins the Fox News staff"

Ahem.

and Heh.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 08:58 AM (C9pBZ)

264 Did you bring me my Cheeze Whiz, boy?


Posted by: Grizzled Old Chiseler at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (ftjYI)

Don't you "Don't get riled, sugar" me! You ain't goin' back on the road no more, and you ain't playin' them ol' two-bit sleazy dives. You're livin' with me now, and you not gonna go slidin' around witcho ol' white hoodlum friends.

Posted by: Zombie Mrs.Murphy at October 23, 2015 08:59 AM (D0NZx)

265 Still, Gowdy hit a major nerve - the tell was her stammering and that fucking ape (in a non racial slur way) flinging Democrat distraction poo and getting pwn3ed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 08:56 AM (St6BJ)

Missed that. Near the end?

*whomever called Cummings an Orc was spot on.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)

266 "You'll shoot your eye out!"



I dare you to lick that metal pole.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 23, 2015 08:59 AM (uuEKP)

267 Shouldn't Montgomery's be green? I seem to recall the Star Trek episode where Scotty gets super drunk or gets someone super drunk and the whiskey is green.

IIRC, that was Romulan ale.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 08:59 AM (LUgeY)

268 261 >>>Monkeys with smaller testicles roar the loudest. [Drudge]


I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ... wait ... wut?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 23, 2015 08:58 AM (VJ3W8


Squeak?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:00 AM (St6BJ)

269
Oh FFS. Jon Huntsman's daughter joins the Fox News staff.
Posted by: Stringer Davis




Yeah, like you wouldn't too....

http://tinyurl.com/py7skdb

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 09:00 AM (kdS6q)

270 Think outside the box. Why not sell Puerto Rico? It's not like we still have an important naval base there.

Posted by: 141Driver at October 23, 2015 09:01 AM (Xwpes)

271 265 Missed that. Near the end?

*whomever called Cummings an Orc was spot on.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)


Towards the end of the morning session. They Dems seem to forget that Gowdy was a prosecutor and a damn good one.

And Jim Jordan was damn good as well. Wish he was the future Speaker.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:01 AM (St6BJ)

272 Nice rain here in N Tex. First since May.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 23, 2015 09:01 AM (uuEKP)

273 West coast morons can catch a great view of Venus, Jupiter, and Mars in the eastern sky. Quite the nice surprise to see upon arising this morning.

Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2015 09:01 AM (BcOEh)

274 So, this happened yesterday. The NYT turd reporter who broke the Rubio speedboat scandal tweeted out his discovery that CSPN required Dems and Repubs to phone in on different phone lines to discuss Benghazi hearings.

"Telling", he said, as if it illustrates some enormous gulf in American politics. That's right, the NYT political reporter assigned to Congress has apparently never watched CSPAN before and didn't know that is the standard practice.

On top of that it came out this same guy, who criticized Rubio for his ski-yacht also just bought himself a new apartment. Cost? $1.1 million.

He's not just stupid, he's also a douche!

Twitchy link: http://bit.ly/1R0HAbe

Posted by: MTF at October 23, 2015 09:02 AM (TxJGV)

275 271 Posted by: End Cuckservatism at October 23, 2015 09:01 AM (oUlFQ)


Hector esta aqui!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:02 AM (St6BJ)

276 A well-oiled leathery washed up rod-ryder who wants to do shooters?

It's Friday, so you don't need to knock three times darling.






[poot]

Posted by: Bawney Fwank [poot] at October 23, 2015 09:02 AM (ftjYI)

277
And we have a morning troll at #271, if anyone would care to deal with it.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 09:02 AM (kdS6q)

278 Oh FFS. Jon Huntsman's daughter joins the Fox News staff.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (xq1UY)
=========================

There's a club. We're not members. They make the decisions. We live with the decisions that are made. It's as if they are an incestuous nest of rat-spiders who spin a web, and we're all caught in it.


Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:03 AM (dFi94)

279
My goodness! They did.

Someone's at the switch this morning?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 09:04 AM (kdS6q)

280 In my inbox this morning from Washpo: 8 reasons why Hillary Clinton 'won' the bengazi hearings.

I don't have the heart to read it.

People just died because we didn't give a shit about their safety. Nobody 'wins'.

Posted by: Lea drinking beer at the local mexican place at October 23, 2015 09:04 AM (lIU4e)

281 Lincoln Chaffee took Wolf Blitzers suggestion and dropped out of the Democrat primary.

--

And then there were three.

O'Malley is in it to win it!!!!!!!

Posted by: @votermom at October 23, 2015 09:04 AM (cbfNE)

282
Huntsman's daughter makes Meggie McCheese look like an independent thoughtful thinker in comparison.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:04 AM (St6BJ)

283 Romulan ale is blue.
[ denounces self for being a Trek geek ]

Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2015 09:04 AM (BcOEh)

284
I would have to learn how to edit HTML and AOS Dos. I would screw up the site.

Like that stops anyone else from screwing up the site...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 23, 2015 09:05 AM (1hM1d)

285
Mike Kuntsman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:05 AM (St6BJ)

286 I'm 6'7"' and any serious cooking session results in major back pain.

Right there with ya. I'm "only" 6-2. The stamped and folded edges of Mom's "Youngstown Kitchens by Mullins" kept me out of the food-prep business for years. When we put a kitchenette in upstairs, I stripped them and sprayed them "stainless," built the room(ette) around them to save my scalp, and now they're like a collector's item. Some of those stamped galley rigs had rounded, streamline-moderne corners, but not for us. Kaboom.

You want to spare your back, just cook around a campfire. Real workout for the old squat muscles, though. My real and honest complaint is that La Stringereuse is, while not exactly Tall, 2 inches about average for modern wimmins, and even in a newish kitchen, she gets the same back strain you or I would.

Most of the world's problems are due to Short People.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 09:05 AM (xq1UY)

287 I love the smell of ozone in the morning.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 09:06 AM (evdj2)

288 And we have a morning troll at #271, if anyone would care to deal with it."

*hastily scrolls up*

*blinks*

Oh, it's a funny. Hardeharharhar.

*chuckles*

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 09:06 AM (C9pBZ)

289
224 218
Filter thru a Klingon's thong. Twice!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 08:44 AM (+BbRO)

After circling Uranus.


Ooooookay. I'll stick with bourbon. And the occasional Romulan ale.

Strictly for medicinal purposes, of course!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 23, 2015 09:07 AM (1hM1d)

290 283 Romulan ale is blue.
[ denounces self for being a Trek geek ]
Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2015 09:04 AM (BcOEh)


Romneyan Pale Stale Fail.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:07 AM (St6BJ)

291 Most of the world's problems are due to Short People.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 09:05 AM (xq1UY)
===========================

5 foot 2 here. Glad I could be of assistance.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:07 AM (dFi94)

292 What "she" had ought to complain of is that kitchens were "standardized" to somewhat shorter (if thinner) people, 80 years ago. Most counters, and all cabinet door corners, are way too low now.

*******

Amen. I'm 6'7"' and any serious cooking session results in major back pain.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains



I'm 6' 0" and it hurts mine.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2015 09:07 AM (+BbRO)

293
IIRC, that was Romulan ale.


Nah, that was something he licked up on Ganymede.

He only identified it as ...'green.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 09:07 AM (oVJmc)

294
The GOP is going to pull a Thad Cochran on us if they do not get their candidate.

I predict it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:08 AM (St6BJ)

295

Joe's Law: Trolls believe none of the things they post.

Joe's Corollary: Your disgust is their oxygen.

Joe's Conjecture: All trolls are Average Joe

Joe's Tautology: Average Joe sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Grump928(c) preemptively notes at October 23, 2015 09:08 AM (evdj2)

296 Most of the world's problems are due to Short People"

Hmm. Randy Newman time...

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 09:08 AM (C9pBZ)

297
And we have a morning troll at #271, if anyone would care to deal with it."

Oh, it's a funny. Hardeharharhar.
Posted by: anon a mouse




Nope. It was there and gone. That faux racist thing.

Might be a new keyword filter in action.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 09:09 AM (kdS6q)

298 J.J - Romneyan Pale Stale Ale is non-alcoholic, and available only on Kolob.

Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2015 09:09 AM (BcOEh)

299 287 I love the smell of ozone in the morning.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 09:06 AM (evdj2)


"Ozone Baby" Led Zeppelin. Not one of their better outings but still better than 99.99% of what's out there now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:09 AM (St6BJ)

300 The Montgomerys were one of the border clans back during the reiver days, though it is difficult to tell there being so many Montgomerys. And I'm not fluent in place names as every cross road, hill, and plain has its own name.

The Montgomerys came to the colonies, and a General Montgomery was killed in the battle of Quebec while fighting on the US side. There were many Scotsman who settled in West (By God) Virginia leading me to wonder if the Hatfields and the McCoys were clans from Scotland.

The one point that always amazes me; if you want the clan name to live on, you have to have sons, a lot of sons, who have sons, and so on and so forth.

So Morons, hie thee to thy field and plow it.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 23, 2015 09:10 AM (TBfVE)

301 Motivational exercise: Breathe deeply. Hold. Examine bill for mortgage. Release breath, curse, get to work.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at October 23, 2015 09:10 AM (RD7QR)

302
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

Posted by: Grump928(c) preemptively notes at October 23, 2015 09:10 AM (evdj2)

303 298 J.J - Romneyan Pale Stale Ale is non-alcoholic, and available only on Kolob.
Posted by: PabloD at October 23, 2015 09:09 AM (BcOEh)


Is that the twin planet of Kanab?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2015 09:10 AM (St6BJ)

304 Most of the world's problems are due to Short People.

Posted by: Stringer Davis

---

Smallness of stature can be successfully treated via a regimen of gamma radiation and rage therapy.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 09:10 AM (VJ3W8)

305 Nope. It was there and gone. That faux racist thing.

Might be a new keyword filter in action."

Hmm. Sounds all techy and stuff. Better leave that to the experts. Like Vic.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 09:12 AM (C9pBZ)

306 I'm picturing Average Joe frantically peddling his bicycle to the next closest McDonalds.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 09:12 AM (evdj2)

307 Hmm. Randy Newman time...
===========================



I have three step stools in my house. The other day I needed something that is stored on the top of the cabinets because it's one of those things you hardly ever use and don't know where to put. Still couldn't reach it.


And don't get me started on finding a pair of jeans that won't drag on the floor.



Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:12 AM (dFi94)

308 The Danes practically invented modern furniture, and built-ins. And now they're the world's tallest nationality. Wonder what their kitchens look like. Small, I'll bet.

They tell me America is getting shorter. Well, at least the kitchen help is.
Leads me to believe the feminist-kitchen justice campaign will fade away. All the right sort of justice campaigners have others do their cooking for them.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (xq1UY)

309 Doohan's own ancestry was Irish.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (3OWNa)

310 Ace DOS? The manual is written on a clay tablet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (LUgeY)

311 President Barack Obama said Thursday that the Black Lives Matter movement had given voice to the anger and discontent over policing and incarceration that has long been a fact of life in the black community.

"The African-American community is not just making this up. It's real and there's a history behind it," the president said.




Prezzy Community Agitator strikes again. Not a word about the cops who are getting killed. Not a word about his community killing itself. Just the old being oppressed routine.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (493sH)

312 *Waves at Hector from behind the anti-troll barrier*

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (oVJmc)

313 What "she" had ought to complain of is that kitchens were "standardized" to somewhat shorter (if thinner) people, 80 years ago. Most counters, and all cabinet door corners, are way too low now.

--
*points and laughs at the tall people*

Posted by: @votermom at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (cbfNE)

314 "Most of the world's problems are due to Short People. "

Obama's over 6'

So....

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 23, 2015 09:13 AM (fWoWp)

315 Mollie Hemingway posted a clip from the latest Planned Barrenhood video that was blocked by a judge.

The woman with the German accent gives it quite the Nazi flair.

http://bit.ly/1MX5TYy

Bonus: "A (baby's) eyeball landed in my lap."

*laughter*

Posted by: RushBabe at October 23, 2015 09:14 AM (/NEnw)

316 Obama's over 6'


He's still a Wee Man as the Scots would say.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 09:14 AM (evdj2)

317 They tell me America is getting shorter.

________

Well when you import 20-30M peasants from Central America who are on average 5'4", yeah I guess the overall average height of "Americans" goes down.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 23, 2015 09:15 AM (fWoWp)

318 Fucking Palin Steele changed hashes on me.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 09:16 AM (evdj2)

319
http://tinyurl.com/py7skdb

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2015 09:00 AM (kdS6q)
__________________________

I'd hit it... *hic*

Posted by: Brian Williams at October 23, 2015 09:16 AM (HSmrB)

320 posted a clip ... that was blocked by a judge. "

How does this ol' interwebz thingy work again?

I lol'd.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 09:16 AM (C9pBZ)

321 Smallness of stature can be successfully treated via a regimen of gamma radiation and rage therapy.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 09:10 AM (VJ3W
===========================


I used to have a boyfriend who insisted I was short because I wasn't trying hard enough. That if I put my mind to it I could get taller. Mind over matter. He was dead serious. Actually got mad at me because I remained short. He took it as an act of defiance on my part. He was also exploring Scientology at the time, which might explain things.





Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:16 AM (dFi94)

322
*off lying sock...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2015 09:17 AM (HSmrB)

323 I'm 6'2". Luckily I can hire a chef.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 23, 2015 09:17 AM (VJ3W8)

324 Obama's over 6'

Valerie Jarrett's height appears to be a closely guarded secret. So, we're even.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 09:18 AM (xq1UY)

325 From the Associated Press:

"WASHINGTON (AP) --- Hillary Rodham Clinton turned an 11-hour congressional grilling into a campaign call to action on foreign policy, using a make-or-break appearance before the Republican-led Benghazi committee to display a commanding, presidential presence under a barrage of questions."

I give up. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 23, 2015 09:18 AM (u5gzz)

326 Missed that. Near the end?
*whomever called Cummings an Orc was spot on.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 23, 2015 08:59 AM
________

Just before the lunch break, Dims were trying to 'make public' all of Sid's e-mails and getting rhetorically extreme as in 'make it all public'. Gowdy said maybe the survivors don't want their names public. You'll notice that the only family members of survivors making a stink are those who do not have a financial benefit coming from the government.

Heh.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 23, 2015 09:19 AM (MIKMs)

327 Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (dFi94)

Thanks, dear sister.

I found something you might enjoy if you haven't seen it yet. It was in the supermarket above those horrible celebrity magazines. It's called "Simple Grace." and it has Christian refections for every day of the month and inspiring stories of faith and perseverance. It's obviously intended for women, but I think they should have the same sort of magazine for men, but I suppose they put it in supermarkets thinking that would be a good place to grab the attention of women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 09:19 AM (No/ki)

328 a commanding, presidential presence
=======================



Did they put a header on the article saying "Vote for Hillary!" ?




Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:20 AM (dFi94)

329 *points and laughs at the tall people*

Whilst sammidge-making. Erm.
Do they still set their drinks on your head?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 09:20 AM (xq1UY)

330 Ok, conference call coming up. Nice seeing everyone again... it's been a busy few weeks (esp. w/the new puppy)

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 23, 2015 09:20 AM (C9pBZ)

331 FenelonSpokes, saw the prayer request 45min after the test would start, now about an hour and half ago as I'm writing. Dya think Those Who Hear Prayers can retroactively timey-wimey make a late prayer count for something?

So, did your spouse pass do you know yet?

Posted by: Generic Morning Moron at October 23, 2015 09:21 AM (Sr48m)

332 The sun is not over the yardarm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2015 09:22 AM (9mTYi)

333 Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 08:48 AM (dFi94)

Thanks, dear sister.

I found something you might enjoy, if you haven't seen it yet. It was in the supermarket above those horrible celebrity magazines. It's called "Simple Grace." and it has Christian refections for every day of the month and inspiring stories of faith and perseverance. It's obviously intended for women, but I think they should have the same sort of magazine for men, but I suppose they put it in supermarkets thinking that would be a good place to grab the attention of women. Obviously men shop too, but it's a magazine for women.


Here's their website:

http://www.simplegrace.com/p/about

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 09:22 AM (No/ki)

334 Rep. Walter Jones was just interviewed on a Virginia political talk-radio show and said he knows why Paul Ryan doesn't want to work weekends.

Jones said he was having lunch at a Republican dining room when Ryan switched tables on seeing Eric Cantor -- who often jets away from his banking friends in NY to tell the Congress what his clients need to see. That's where his weekends will be taken up, meeting with Cantor.

Posted by: RushBabe at October 23, 2015 09:22 AM (/NEnw)

335
258 Oh FFS. Jon Huntsman's daughter joins the Fox News staff.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 23, 2015 08:57 AM (xq1UY)








But is she hawt?

#askingtheimportantquestions

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2015 09:24 AM (u093l)

336 David Harsanyi is dead to me after his fantastic display of ignorance about manufacturing...

America, Please Stop Glorifying Manufacturing Jobs

http://tinyurl.com/q98y2ha

And yeah, I told him about it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 09:25 AM (LUgeY)

337 Nude Art

Posted by: Grump928(c) wonders why you didn't come to him like a fucking man at October 23, 2015 09:25 AM (evdj2)

338 Hillary Rodham Clinton is the kindest, bravest, warmest most wonderful human being I have ever known in my life.

Posted by: Wahsington AP at October 23, 2015 09:25 AM (k8tEg)

339 Whilst sammidge-making. Erm.
Do they still set their drinks on your head?
--

*punches Stringer straight in the family jewels*
*hides under sink*

Posted by: @votermom at October 23, 2015 09:25 AM (cbfNE)

340 Posted by: Generic Morning Moron at October 23, 2015 09:21 AM (Sr48m)

Thx for the kind thoughts and prayers would be appreciated even if Spouse didn't pass the test. because they will be bummed out. I would have thought I might get a text but I didn't get one last time. FS has an ancient phone that's really hard to text with and so their texts usually consist of "O.K" no matter what I say. I'm hoping the delay just means they're waiting to get the actual license.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 09:26 AM (No/ki)

341 David Harsanyi is dead to me after his fantastic display of ignorance about manufacturing...


Capitalism is a foreign language to many.

Posted by: Grump928(c) wonders why you didn't come to him like a fucking man at October 23, 2015 09:26 AM (evdj2)

342 Now that Chafee's out the next big political earthquake will be when Ruth dies or retires.

Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2015 09:26 AM (ztOda)

343 Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:16 AM (dFi94)

That's funny; It probably wasn't funny at all the time.
Did you say, "I thinking that if I try really hard you won't make such a ludicrous comment next time you say something ?^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 09:29 AM (No/ki)

344 Capitalism is a foreign language to many.

Posted by: Grump928(c) wonders why you didn't come to him like a fucking man at October 23, 2015 09:26 AM (evdj2)



The idiots who've never had to go without don't understand scarcity, and the FSA that they've bought off just doesn't care.

It's "duh... you can always print more money" meets "gimme gimme gimme!"


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 23, 2015 09:29 AM (HalrA)

345 He was dead serious. Actually got mad at me because I remained short. He took it as an act of defiance on my part. He was also exploring Scientology at the time, which might explain things.

Posted by: grammie winger, 

---

But your boyfriend was right.

The pituitary gland is a lie transmitted into your mind via Xenu's R6 implants.

The power of positive thinking can do anything, including making you taller.

Let me remove a few of those pesky engrams through some auditing sessions and you will finally break out of the Matrix and see the Truth.

I'm serial.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 23, 2015 09:30 AM (VJ3W8)

346 >>Said Norris to the Seanad: "It wouldnt take a feather out of me if two cousin married each other, whats the problem with that. Really?"

Isn't it ironic that everything the LGBT activists so benefits Islam?

---SSM laid the groundwork for polygamy - something the activists admitted over a decade ago, seeing this as a *good* thing

---Cousin marriages are most common is Muslim communities

And the Left is already on their way to normalizing pedophilia, so how soon before they're agitating to abolish the age of consent and advocating the legalization of "inter-generational" unions?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2015 09:30 AM (NOIQH)

347 Elude, not allude.
Dilithium, not trilithium.
The plural of Scot is Scots, not Scott's.

If you're too short to use a standard kitchen, get a $10 stepstool. I've had mine for 14 years. If you're too fat for a standard kitchen, use it less. Problems solved.

Posted by: Spellcheck at October 23, 2015 09:30 AM (j+aWk)

348 I don't think the minorities will be champing at the bit for vote for Hillary in the General.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at October 23, 2015 09:31 AM (1ijHg)

349 "I thinking that if I try really hard you won't make such a ludicrous comment next time you say something ?^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2015 09:29 AM (No/ki)
=================
I kinda realized after that interaction that this was somewhat of a toxic relationship, and bailed.


Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:31 AM (dFi94)

350 Oh FFS.

Posted by: Tom Cruz at October 23, 2015 09:31 AM (VJ3W8)

351 The pituitary gland is a lie transmitted into your mind via Xenu's R6 implants.



The power of positive thinking can do anything, including making you taller.



Let me remove a few of those pesky engrams through some auditing
sessions and you will finally break out of the Matrix and see the Truth.



I'm serial.



Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 23, 2015 09:30 AM (VJ3W
===========================

Is your real name Donny? Because if it is, quit stalking me.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:34 AM (dFi94)

352 Grammie, who, by taking thought, can add a cubit to their stature?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 09:36 AM (LUgeY)

353 And the Left is already on their way to normalizing
pedophilia, so how soon before they're agitating to abolish the age of
consent and advocating the legalization of "inter-generational" unions?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2015 09:30 AM (NOIQH)


There is no depravity they will not push, because their anti-philosophy compels them to "make the world fair" by destroying Western Civilization and instituting its diametric opposite.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 23, 2015 09:38 AM (HalrA)

354 Grammie, who, by taking thought, can add a cubit to their stature?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 09:36 AM (LUgeY)
======================

Scientologists, apparently. LOL

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 23, 2015 09:38 AM (dFi94)

355 The Trump 20 reasons article is pretty good.

Written by an Hispanic BTW.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 23, 2015 09:39 AM (LXJ1e)

356 Grammie, who, by taking thought, can add a cubit to their stature?

I'm guessing high heels don't count?

Posted by: Generic Morning Moron at October 23, 2015 09:39 AM (Sr48m)

357 Scientologists, apparently. LOL


Trick Photography.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 23, 2015 09:41 AM (evdj2)

358 8 category 5 hurricane about to strike Mexico.

How will they be able to tell if it hits?

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 23, 2015 09:41 AM (iyd+z)

359 I'm guessing high heels don't count?

Stompy boots.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2015 09:42 AM (LUgeY)

360 category 5 hurricane about to strike Mexico.

How will they be able to tell if it hits?
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 23, 2015 09:41 AM (iyd+z)

By the improvements.

Posted by: RushBabe at October 23, 2015 09:49 AM (/NEnw)

361 Donny and Marie were Mormons, IIRC.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 23, 2015 09:49 AM (VJ3W8)

362
The new AoS podcast is up: http://podcast.aoshq.com/podcast
This week's guest is Stephen Hayes.

Posted by: My Sisters' Brother at October 23, 2015 10:15 AM (N9Gug)

363 So WHO is now run by a bunch of jihadist cultists?

Posted by: NotCoach at October 23, 2015 10:24 AM (rsudF)

364 I'll not touch Teacher's, Grant's or Haig

Give me Bowmore or Laphroaig

Glenfarclas in a glass,

Well you can throw the top away

For there's no use to pretend

Oh, you'll need the cork again,

When you've broken out a bottle o' the best!

Posted by: WaldoTJ at October 23, 2015 10:28 AM (M1MpJ)

365 How come the stuff in Scotty's glass is clear?

He's selling whisky but drinking vodka?

Posted by: West at October 23, 2015 12:39 PM (1Rgee)

366
He fought the Nazis on D-Day and lost a fingertip. Scotty, my real life hero (Canadian).
Hope occaissional pacificist Bernie Sanders appreciates those that serve, including the poor guy who fought in VietNam in his place.
But Hil, she wanted to be a marine.

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Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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