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Problematic Breakfast Sandwiches: The Washington Post's Errantly-Named "WonkBlog" Has Concerns About the "Upscalification" of Egg Sandwiches


Yup.

Before quoting any of this extraordinarily stupid little dry fart of a piece, it's worth noting the academic-aligned left (which mostly includes academic poseurs) does very little these days except "problematize" minor and mundane elements of daily life.

That's a real word. To problematize something, to put it through the process of "problematicization," is to pick nits about tiny things which are themselves of sub-nit dimension in hopes of sparking a class consciousness and hopefully that left-wing revolution Marxists pray for.

Or, as Wikipedia puts it:

Problematization of a term, writing, opinion, ideology, identity, or person is to consider the concrete or existential elements of those involved as challenges (problems) that invite the people involved to transform those situations. It is a method of defamiliarization of common sense.

Problematization is a critical thinking and pedagogical dialogue or process and may be considered demythicisation. Rather than taking the common knowledge (myth) of a situation for granted, problematization poses that knowledge as a problem, allowing new viewpoints, consciousness, reflection, hope, and action to emerge.

What may make problematization different from other forms of criticism is its target, the context and details, rather than the pro or con of an argument. More importantly, this criticism does not take place within the original context or argument, but draws back from it, re-evaluates it, leading to action which changes the situation. Rather than accepting the situation, one emerges from it, abandoning a focalised viewpoint

Footnotes omitted, italics maintained.

The "defamiliarization of common sense" -- rather a too-accurate description of the process.

The process is of course one intended to undermine the assumptions of the eternal Class Enemy, the bourgeoisie, a people who have made it, relatively, in the world, and therefore are champions of the existing order. If only their innate common sense could be challenged and replaced with a different view of the world; if only they could see everything as problematic, as the Class Warriors of the New Left do.

The Washington Post here is engaging in overt class warfare here, propagandizing people to "problematize" the world, and every tiny itty-bitty nit of it, so that they'll reject capitalism, and marriage, and fossil fuels, and, by God, one day even upscale breakfast sandwiches.

Thus this deeply silly piece sets out to defamiliarize your common sense. Your common sense might tell you -- "What do I care if someone wants to pay $11.50 for a stupid upscale breakfast sandwich with expensive imported cheese?"

But this common sense must be estranged from the viewer, so that what he really sees is a Troubling Concern of National Importance -- this pricey egg sandwich is actually a violent appropriation of Proletarian food culture.


Wonkblog


Inequality in everything: The rich get better breakfast sandwiches, too
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By Roberto A. Ferdman
October 13 at 10:41 AM

[picture of egg sandwich deleted]

There's more to this than egg, cheese, and meat. (Stew Milne/AP)

[no there's not, asshole -- ace.]

Earlier this year, New York Times food critic Pete Wells was moved to write 841 words about breakfast sandwiches. It was a love letter of sorts, an ooey gooey ode to the most basic form of one of the most basic morning foods. But it was -- was about to open in Manhattan, and he was less than pleased.

Breakfast sandwiches, Wells explained, are nothing if not practical, prepared quickly and eaten on the go, stuffed with modest ingredients and sold at a reasonable price. No matter how nice the cheese or expensive the bacon, he wrote, nothing would ever live up to the original, no-frills sandwich: "the classic and possibly highest formulation: bacon, scrambled eggs and cheese on a roll." And yet here was a trendy new spot, readying itself to sell fancy pants egg sandwiches at four times the normal price. That is, for as much as $11.50.

Wells's angst was the angst of anyone who feels queasy about the upscalification (yes, that's a made-up word) of anything originally made by and for the working class. And it's well founded. The most salient thing about BEC isn't, of course, that it exists, but rather that it's not really an outlier. Much to the chagrin of bacon, egg and cheese purists everywhere, breakfast sandwiches have been moving upscale for quite sometime.

Oh dear.


"The growth of the more premium part of the market for breakfast sandwiches is something we've been looking at for a while," said James Russo, who is the senior vice president of global consumer insights at Nielsen, a market research firm. "It's really resonating with wealthier consumers."

Over the past five years, high-end and mid-scale restaurants have become particularly fond of adding new fried egg concoctions to their menus, swapping in bitter greens, spicy aiolis, and hard-to-pronounce cheeses. As a result, more than 63 percent of all fine dining establishments and 66 percent of their mid-level counterparts now offer at least one breakfast sandwich, according to data from market research firm Nielsen. That's almost the same menu penetration that breakfast sandwiches enjoy at fast food restaurants, where it's just shy of 70 percent.

The stratification of breakfast sandwiches is, in some ways, unsurprising. "Chefs have a history of taking everyday foods and elevating them," Russo explained. "It's a natural progression for many things. So the breakfast sandwich can be seen as one of the latest examples of this."

Hamburgers, Russo says, are another food that has undergone a similar transformation....

It goes on for several hundred dreary words more, each soggier with socialism than the last.

Charles C.W. Cooke asked a good question:


If the rich are to be Sandwich Shamed -- or worse; perhaps we need to register or even outlaw "Assault Sanwiches" -- from even indulging in such a minor upgrade, then what, precisely, are they permitted to spend their money on?

This is socialism, straight up -- the insistence that literally no one is permitted to buy or enjoy a better grade of good or service than anyone else.

And the Washington Post merrily publishes this crap, which would be silly even in the pages of The Nation.

Because Big Socialism is apparently very clickable. These dreary little douchebags will click on any Social Justice Warrior article they see on twitter.

Read it? I doubt it. But who cares, from a publisher's point of view. The name of the game is clicks, and these rancid little communauts will uncritically "Like" or RT any sort of "socially aware agitation" that crosses their transom.

There is a good Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser story called "The Curse of the Smalls and the Stars." * In the story's beginning, three minor "gods" are put out that two of their few worshippers, Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser, are putting zero effort into worshipping them (as opposed to their usual "very low, but nonzero" level of effort). They propose putting a curse on them to make them see the light -- but nothing that's too terrible, because the three gods can't afford to lose any worshippers. Just something that will get their attention, and get them to beg for forgiveness.

Fafhrd is inflicted with the Curse of the Stars -- he is so fascinated by the stars of the sky and the patterns between them that he cannot focus on the earthly world in front of him.

Gray Mouser is inflicted with the Curse of the Smalls -- he becomes (absurdly) fascinated with thimbles, coins, bits of string, a tiny shiny rocks. He cannot see the world in front of him, for his fascination with the fabulous tiny treasures beneath his feet.

These curses cause them to blunder around in the real world and (IIRC) they're almost killed because of their complete inability to see what the f*** is actually happening right in front of their eyes.

Anyway, the Left always reminds me of this story. They are either infected with the Curse of the Stars and cannot see the real world because their vision is obscured by fanciful utopias and dreamed realities. They're always talking about changing every facet of society and remaking mankind in their (deeply insipid) vision.

And when they're not plotting the grand metaphysical overthrow of basic human thinking, they are obsessing over break-f***ing-fast sand-f***ing-wiches.

Or a "racy" cabana shirt a rocket scientist wore.

Or a football team's name.

Etc.

They do not see the dangers in front of them -- ISIS is beheading men across the Middle East, and impressing women into sexual slaveries -- because they have the Curse of the Stars and the Smalls.

But they themselves lay this curse upon themselves: because it's a flight from reality, and a deliberate one. Rather than talking about something real, like ISIS, they amuse themselves like the Gray Mouser did with a few hairs of a pigeon's feather that struck him as particularly aesthetic.

It's pure decadence, and it will lead to deaths -- ours, unfortunately, for the weak will drag down the strong when the ship goes down.

* The best Fafhrd and Gray Mouser story I've read, though I haven't read that many -- it's a series I want to like more than I actually like. This one and the one where Fafhrd finds religion are good, though, and pretty funny. Worth reading for the gods' plotting to curse the duo in the beginning alone.

Posted by: Ace at 05:35 PM




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1 TRANS POWER!!!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 05:35 PM (E5UB0)

2 2nd?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 05:36 PM (E5UB0)

3 But Mickey D's is serving Breakfast 24 hours a day.

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2015 05:37 PM (SukjU)

4

First world problems.

Posted by: dan-O at October 13, 2015 05:38 PM (ByqK7)

5 >>>It's pure decadence, and it will lead to deaths -- ours, unfortunately, for the weak will drag down the strong when the ship goes down.


Only if the strong are dumb enough to buy into the weak's stupid false burdens of guilt and false arguments.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 05:38 PM (E5UB0)

6 My manservant has been carefully instructed to restrict his purchases of breakfast sandwiches to those establishments that restrict their clientele to persons wearing shoes and shirts.

Posted by: Senor Poo Poo at October 13, 2015 05:39 PM (8ZskC)

7 Is egg sandwich a euphemism for something dirty?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 05:39 PM (rwI+c)

8 Funny though a lot of this retarded noise comes from mouthbreathers who spend their days taking pictures of their food and posting it online. And the food in those pictures sure as hell ain't coming from McDonald's or Wendy's.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 13, 2015 05:39 PM (4ErVI)

9 should I google that?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 05:39 PM (rwI+c)

10 o/t

It looks like Israel is facing a Third (3rd) Infitada.

Lots of knife attacks by adherents of a certain religion (no, not Sikhs or Amish). This one upped the violence.

http://gunfreezone.net/wordpress/index.php/2015/10/13/that-is-one-resilient-terrorist/

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2015 05:39 PM (SukjU)

11 Matt Yglesias was obsessed with all day egg mcmcuffins. Hopefully during the burning times they'll eat him first.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 05:39 PM (E5UB0)

12 >>>It looks like Israel is facing a Third (3rd) Infitada.

Palestinians who get shot to death for stabbing people succumb to sudden intifada death syndrome.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 05:41 PM (E5UB0)

13 If the rich are to be Sandwich Shamed -- or worse; perhaps we need to register or even outlaw "Assault Sanwiches" -- from even indulging in such a minor upgrade, then what, precisely, are they permitted to spend their money on?

Robert Mapplethorpe art exhibits.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 13, 2015 05:41 PM (8ZskC)

14 Gluons are amazing and can even hold sub-nits together.

Posted by: #SCIENCE at October 13, 2015 05:41 PM (ECrmY)

15 Pre 1977 fantasy references? VERY problematic. Appendix N of the dungeon master guide is hate literature

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 13, 2015 05:41 PM (9hAqr)

16 "To problematize something, to put it through the process of 'problematicization,' is to pick nits about tiny things which are themselves of sub-nit dimension in hopes of sparking a class consciousness and hopefully that left-wing revolution Marxists pray for."

Does it have to be all that complex and powerful? Can't it simply be prissy bien-pensant virtue signalling and class signifying?

Posted by: torquewrench at October 13, 2015 05:42 PM (noWW6)

17 Is egg sandwich a euphemism for something dirty?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 05:39 PM (rwI+c)


Urban Dictionary says no.

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2015 05:42 PM (SukjU)

18 Bash us all you want, but how else are you going to get those nits out of your wig?

Posted by: Nitpickers Local 673 at October 13, 2015 05:42 PM (awspb)

19 The Cards are having a "problematicization" or "problematization" or both. But it needs to stop!

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 13, 2015 05:42 PM (c/3OG)

20 I made a breakfast sandwich the other day with cauliflower tortillas (no blood sugar spike), eggs, ham, asparagus, and caviar. I would bet a month's salary that my very wealthy boss didn't have such a delightful breakfast sandwich as I did.

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 13, 2015 05:42 PM (fMQoG)

21 #SausageEggAndCheeseMatters

Once people are beyond a certain standard of living, they have no right to complain anymore, out of mere envy. Their grievances are bogus and should be ignored.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 05:43 PM (E5UB0)

22 McDonalds is marketing from a position of strength.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 05:43 PM (rwI+c)

23 Media Blogging Made Easy:

1 . Pick an anodyne topic.
2 . Manufacture an SJW complaint
3 . Watch the linkage pour in.
4 . XXXX
5 . Profit. Or least you haven't been fired yet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2015 05:44 PM (JmGFJ)

24 Do they just not know that much of great cuisine started out as peasant food?

WTF do they think much of French cooking is?

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 13, 2015 05:44 PM (QFjNO)

25 Ace, I have to disagree with you one one point. This isn't socialism; it's communism. It's not the government being the source of all breakfast sandwiches, it's the idea that all should have breakfast sandwiches according to their needs, and nobody gets a better breakfast sandwich even if they want it.

But I agree with you that this is insane trivial stupid stuff, and pernicious stupid stuff at that. And I agree with you that it's crazy that anyone would try to raise this as an issue when ISIS kills and enslaves human beings.

Posted by: mr_jack at October 13, 2015 05:44 PM (M59SC)

26 Ya wanna know what else is an outrage? Michelle Obama shoving kobe beef into her piehole, while I have to consider crummy old strip steak a treat.
IT'S NOT FAIR! WAAAAAA.
AND I HAVE TO BUY A DAMN SPORTS JERSEY IN THE MEN'S DEPARTMENT. WAAAAA.

Okay, back to the wine cooler.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2015 05:45 PM (kGrwF)

27 If you want an omelette sandwich, you have to break a few egg sandwiches ...

Posted by: Adriane the Socialist Culinary Critic ... at October 13, 2015 05:47 PM (qOsoH)

28 >>>Michelle Obama shoving kobe beef into her piehole


Michelle is blowing Kobe Bryant? He's well enough off that he doesn't need to submit to being blown by a Wookie.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 05:47 PM (E5UB0)

29 I eat cookies for breakfast. Sometimes a cupcake if the grandkids haven't scarfed them all.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 05:47 PM (dFi94)

30 They're complaining about an upscale version of an egg McMuffn? These people are beneath trivial.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2015 05:47 PM (GERXL)

31 There's more to this than egg, cheese, and meat. (Stew Milne/AP)

[no there's not, asshole -- ace.]

---

Yes, ace. There's a bun.

Posted by: despair, now with 50% less hope at October 13, 2015 05:48 PM (VrdxH)

32 Problematization is a critical thinking and pedagogical dialogue or process

The wiki editor misspelled "critical theory."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 13, 2015 05:48 PM (EHU9F)

33 I guess this is on topic.
I have to start taking meds for high blood pressure today.
Can someone tell me happy stories of controlled hbp?
I am going to do the "lifestyle changes" aka exercise and back on low carb wagon, but music told me bluntly that in my case that will probably help but not fix it - I am genetically inclined to hbp.

Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 05:48 PM (cbfNE)

34 Immonna wait and see if AtC shows up and what she has to say.

In the meantime, there's a Popeye's coupon at the top of the page.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 05:48 PM (FsuaD)

35 If I was a chicken, I'd want my eggs to go into the upscale breakfast sandwiches. Oh wait, I am a chicken.

Well then.

Posted by: The Chicken at October 13, 2015 05:48 PM (8ZskC)

36 I know a guy that eats liver mush on his egg sammich....yuck.

Posted by: BignJames at October 13, 2015 05:48 PM (j7iSn)

37 I eat cookies for breakfast. Sometimes a cupcake if the grandkids haven't scarfed them all.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too

Try an ice cream sandwich-sandwich. They're delicious.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 13, 2015 05:48 PM (awspb)

38 >>>It's pure decadence, and it will lead to deaths -- ours, unfortunately, for the weak will drag down the strong when the ship goes down.

Only if the strong are dumb enough to buy into the weak's stupid false burdens of guilt and false arguments.


Thus the point of what philosophy there is to LiB: Stop saving the fools from themselves and work to protect the deserving from what's coming.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 13, 2015 05:49 PM (9krrF)

39 The bun otherizes those with gluten allergies. Two problematics.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 13, 2015 05:49 PM (QFjNO)

40 Speaking of how rough poor folks have it in this awful country. Did you know that you can get a sausage egg burrito at McD's for about a dollar all day long?
It's a tortilla wrapped bundle of low class lusciousness.
I'll bet the liberals in Manhattan are shitting themselves over this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2015 05:49 PM (kGrwF)

41 They won't be happy until all the great unwashed are wearing identical grey jumpsuits and all of them are eating the same grey gruel and living in identical grey hovels. Except them. They will all eat the upscale breakfast sandwiches. And live in gated communities patrolled by armed guards to keep the kulaks out.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 13, 2015 05:49 PM (9iR5/)

42 I want an egg McScrooge.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 13, 2015 05:49 PM (9Fc79)

43 YES Cards have two men on and they FAIL to score. FAIL.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 05:49 PM (dFi94)

44 I'll bet the rich probably have better farts than we do. I mean they get all the good food, rich with vitamins and fat.

I'll bet their shit is better than ours also.

We need to do something about this inequality of shit.

Now before it's too late.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 05:50 PM (Xo1Rt)

45 Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 05:48 PM (cbfNE)

Been on hbp meds for 20+ years......I'm still ok.

Posted by: BignJames at October 13, 2015 05:51 PM (j7iSn)

46 Try an ice cream sandwich-sandwich. They're delicious.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 13, 2015 05:48 PM (awspb)
=====================

That was my lunch. Two of them. Supper's going to be chips and dip.
Don't judge me.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 05:51 PM (dFi94)

47 Thank God "FYNQ" doesn't wear out. Because that is my go to reply to SJW's.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 05:51 PM (19RKp)

48 I think this is a time for someone far more clever than i am to do a mockery of this stupidity based on "Green Eggs and Ham."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2015 05:51 PM (GERXL)

49 These are also the people that want to ban GM crops, raising the price of food to the point where many poor will be sucking napkins for nutrients.

So, no, eat a bag of dicks you pearl-clutching grievance mongers.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 13, 2015 05:51 PM (QFjNO)

50 "The rich get better breakfast sandwiches, too"

and they get better hookers. You want to force all the hookers to charge the same?

Just what I need, more schmucks to squeeze into the barby.

Posted by: Satan at October 13, 2015 05:52 PM (qSIlh)

51 36 I know a guy that eats liver mush on his egg sammich....yuck.

--

I eat liveliest on fried egg for breakfast. Coz also iron-deficient anemic when I don't take extra iron. Come to think of it, my hbp started when the anemia got fixed. Dang, fix one thing, break another.

Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 05:52 PM (cbfNE)

52 These articles are from the same folks who will gladly throw down $40 for a t-shirt at Urban Outfitters or American Apparel, when they could just buy a three pack of Hanes for ten bucks.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 13, 2015 05:52 PM (q20+R)

53 I like a nice hearty bowl of gluons for breakfast.

Posted by: Joke Biden, Paste Connoisseur at October 13, 2015 05:52 PM (ECrmY)

54 Panties. Wadded.

Posted by: dogfish at October 13, 2015 05:52 PM (0O2Lr)

55 Its the total feminization of our culture, or their culture (the males are figurative or literal homos). All complaining but you know its futile and pointless complaining. They're waiting for a strong horse to dominate them.

Posted by: Ben H at October 13, 2015 05:52 PM (gJEsZ)

56 Do you know how much it costs to get breakfast sandwiches made with handcrafted artisan ciabatta bread and fresh ostrich eggs?

Of course you don't.

Posted by: Mr. Poo Poo at October 13, 2015 05:53 PM (8ZskC)

57 I envy good old "Plugs" Biden, his hair is so nice and his head doesn't have hardly any bumps on it.

Posted by: Debbie Washing-Machine-Stultz at October 13, 2015 05:53 PM (lT+fL)

58 Meh, I can't get too upset. I think it's almost traditionally American to look with respect on someone who is wealthy/successful who still maintains ties with their blue-collar roots. The millionaire who drives a pickup truck, the celebrity who hauls their own luggage, the politician who prefers a diner to a five-star restaurant. The pretentiousness of an expensive, overly-made breakfast sandwich strikes people as trying too hard.

But I agree that this is incredibly small and useless stuff. In the world today, there are far far bigger problems than a freaking fru-fru sandwich.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 13, 2015 05:54 PM (OiH3z)

59 Let's take their ever so serious concern about stratification in society and run with it.

I have a degree from a state college, not an Ivy League school. Shouldn't it be against the law for people to put a reference to an Ivy League degree on their resume?

Or maybe we should abolish Ivy League schools and use their endowments to pay down the federal debt.

Posted by: Furious George at October 13, 2015 05:54 PM (UlJ3l)

60 What is Eggs Benedict other than a frou-froued up breakfast sandwich? Which is both delicious and expensive enough that I rarely get to have one. Not really portable either. Well anyway, it does have all the components listed at least.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 13, 2015 05:54 PM (GDulk)

61 Joe could use some gluons for those plugs.

Would hurt a lot less putting them on.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 05:55 PM (Xo1Rt)

62 OT-Since someone mentioned spinach, I can too.:^)

This was one of the funny things that happened today in the food pantry. We unpack donations to put on the shelves and pack bags to give to clients. Today someone donated an actual brand called "Popeye's spinach" with a picture of Popeye on it. We're going to use it as our mascot spinach. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2015 05:55 PM (GERXL)

63 I think this is a time for someone far more clever than i am to do a mockery of this stupidity based on "Green Eggs and Ham."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
---------------------------------------------------------------
Hopefully not with Michael Sam-I-Am trying to force others to partake of his green eggs and ham.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 05:55 PM (E5UB0)

64 I eat liveliest

--

Liverwurst, auto cucumber.

Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 05:55 PM (cbfNE)

65 Thats a pretty fucking insightful post Ace.

Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 05:56 PM (xWW96)

66 I yam what I yam.

Toot toot

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 05:56 PM (Xo1Rt)

67 so, this means i can say that i am an antidisestablishmentarian.

finally!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 13, 2015 05:56 PM (WTSFk)

68 The Modern Man eschews the breakfast sandwich. He dons an apron and prepares perfectly fluffy scrambled eggs from locally sourced hens, and turkey bacon, not too crispy, for the family.

After making sure everyone's electronics charged overnight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 05:56 PM (FsuaD)

69 I have dos huevos, and they are available for breakfast to the right individual.

Posted by: dogfish at October 13, 2015 05:56 PM (0O2Lr)

70 I call it Liver Best.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 05:56 PM (Xo1Rt)

71 Annnndddddd....

We've just had a whole new social class created which demands the same sammies as the rich. Same
Dijon mustard, same freshly made mayo... and free goddammit.

And pickles. Those long, funny colored ones that the rich people throw away with their plate.

Yeah... Pickles.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 13, 2015 05:57 PM (BZAd3)

72 you have no idea how long i've waited to use that word.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 13, 2015 05:57 PM (WTSFk)

73 "Problematize" is the opposite of "attitude of gratitude."

Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 05:57 PM (cbfNE)

74 >>I'll bet the rich probably have better farts than we do. I mean they get all the good food, rich with vitamins and fat.
I'll bet their shit is better than ours also.
We need to do something about this inequality of shit.
Now before it's too late.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That

No problem. I'll have all mine dropped off at your house.

Posted by: Cow Cow at October 13, 2015 05:57 PM (c7vUv)

75 What this country needs is a good 5-cent 50-cent breakfast sandwich!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2015 05:57 PM (JO9+V)

76 If they slapped "organic" or "non-gmo" on this "upscale breakfast sandwich this stupid bint would be declaring it the most wonderful thing in the world.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 13, 2015 05:57 PM (z/Ubi)

77
DEBATEGATE: COOPER MEMBER OF CLINTON GLOBAL INITIATIVE

Why is he being allowed to moderate this???

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 05:57 PM (iQIUe)

78 So much gooey goodness contained in that post, Ace.

Now I'm hungry, both for a sausage biscuit and some freedom from leftarded insanity.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 13, 2015 05:57 PM (LUgeY)

79 Better egg sandwiches?

I think the disparity between poor-people hookers and rich-people hookers is more troubling. Rich guys get to do blow off a failed starlet's ass, and I have to pay $50 for a faces-of-meth shemale? Injustice!

Posted by: wooga at October 13, 2015 05:58 PM (DWmRg)

80 Anderson Cooper will give a handjob to Bernie and rub Hillary's feet.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/216473/

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2015 05:58 PM (8HTq1)

81 Sucks to be you.
Hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: High Class Moron at October 13, 2015 05:58 PM (k8tEg)

82 If they slapped "organic" or "non-gmo" on this "upscale breakfast sandwich this stupid bint would be declaring it the most wonderful thing in the world.
Posted by: Buzzion


And "gluten free."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 13, 2015 05:59 PM (9Fc79)

83 I'm pretty sure the Mooch frowns upon breakfast sandwiches.

Cold oatmeal for the masses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 05:59 PM (FsuaD)

84 I was going to have a BLT for dinner but now I'm craving a BEC. Dammit.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 13, 2015 05:59 PM (q20+R)

85 Why is he being allowed to moderate this???
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 05:57 PM (iQIUe)

You're so cute getting all huffy at the obvious double/triple standard that's been the SOP of the MFM for years.

Do you really need an answer? Do you?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 05:59 PM (Xo1Rt)

86 Now I'm hungry, both for a sausage biscuit and some freedom from leftarded insanity.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 13, 2015 05:57 PM (LUgeY)

You'll get nothing and like it! - Judge Smails Blahblahblah.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 13, 2015 05:59 PM (BZAd3)

87 I'm pretty sure the Mooch frowns upon breakfast sandwiches.

She frowns upon everything.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 13, 2015 06:00 PM (9Fc79)

88 77
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Why is he being allowed to moderate this???
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
_______

I don't see a problem.

Posted by: Gwen Ifill, Author at October 13, 2015 06:00 PM (UlJ3l)

89 Way back in the DnD attacking capital letters across a CRT days there was IIRC a "Scroll of Confusion" which would wreck your ability to drive your @ sign if you read it. Pretty much covers the MFM.

Posted by: DaveA at October 13, 2015 06:00 PM (DL2i+)

90 Posted by: wooga at October 13, 2015 05:58 PM


Yeah that was good.

Posted by: dogfish at October 13, 2015 06:01 PM (0O2Lr)

91 77


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Why is he being allowed to moderate this???




Because SHUT UP, that's why.

Posted by: your betters at CNN at October 13, 2015 06:01 PM (FsuaD)

92 Saw a program where they were out on the moors and they lit a peat fire, used the metal part of a shovel as a pan, fried giant slabs of bacon, then eggs and ate it on homemade bread. There is something really delicious about cooking out doors and eating when you have worked up a sweat.

When we were kids, we wd play Hobo -- yes, Hobo. We wd light a fire in the local dump, and cook bacon on sticks. It was delicious!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 06:01 PM (iQIUe)

93 Meh, I can't get too upset. I think it's almost traditionally American to look with respect on someone who is wealthy/successful who still maintains ties with their blue-collar roots. The millionaire who drives a pickup truck, the celebrity who hauls their own luggage, the politician who prefers a diner to a five-star restaurant. The pretentiousness of an expensive, overly-made breakfast sandwich strikes people as trying too hard.

But I agree that this is incredibly small and useless stuff. In the world today, there are far far bigger problems than a freaking fru-fru sandwich.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 13, 2015 05:54 PM

~~~

I hear ya! I can totally afford Burger King, heck, I could probably swing 5 Guys a couple times a month. But I like to stick to my roots and my White Castles.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 13, 2015 06:01 PM (E6RIJ)

94 Also someone put together the Lost Ark face melting and an oh that's just there face joke for the debate thread m,kay. I gotta thing so I'll miss it.

Posted by: DaveA at October 13, 2015 06:01 PM (DL2i+)

95 The rich can hire topless wimmen to make their breakfast sandwiches, too.

Posted by: wth - Czar Bomba at October 13, 2015 06:02 PM (wAQA5)

96 Little French bakery near me makes the best breakfast sandwiches in the world. A French pastry dough wrapped around scrambled egg, asiago cheese and smoked ham. It is worth killing for.

And there are a lot of average dorks like me buying them.

Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 06:02 PM (/tuJf)

97 Recently had "breakfast" at Starbucks, a runty little sausage, egg and gouda 'pannini' warmed its own cellophane for $3.50.

America, WTF has happened to you?

Posted by: DNF at October 13, 2015 06:02 PM (Iqvi+)

98 I never really got into the Farfd and the Gray Mouser stories.
But that was around the time I encountered e Harold Shea /Compleat Enchanted books. Those are fun.

Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 06:02 PM (cbfNE)

99 >>Michelle is blowing Kobe Bryant? He's well enough off that he doesn't need to submit to being blown by a Wookie.

I make her keep her eyes shut. Those things give me the heebie jeebies.

Posted by: Kobe at October 13, 2015 06:02 PM (c7vUv)

100 Biscuits, buns, muffins, or croissants? People do genuinely squabble about these things as a matter of taste and stature. Silly people.

Posted by: Fritz at October 13, 2015 06:02 PM (3tjn4)

101 Isn't there an egg mcmuffin with a face of Jesus on it somewhere or sumptin?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 13, 2015 06:03 PM (4z5TQ)

102 The problem is that society has gotten so damn soft and life is gotten so easy these fucktards have got time to lay around, scratch their asses and sniff their fingers. 50 years ago their worthless asses would be working like animals with no time to develop their stupidity. Those times will return due to that highly developed stupidity, and the finger sniffers will again return to working like animals to feed their faces.

Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 06:03 PM (xWW96)

103 "the stratification of breakfast sandwiches "

****

Wow. Still reading.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 06:03 PM (mcm0N)

104 "The growth of the more premium part of the market for breakfast
sandwiches is something we've been looking at for a while," said James
Russo
=================================




That's somebody's actual job? To study egg sandwiches? So you go home after working all day and your kid says, "how were the egg sandwiches today, Dad?"



"I want to grow up and be just like you dad. You know I'm gonna be like you.... "

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (dFi94)

105 I'm not going to eat an egg sandwich.

Posted by: Guy Fieri at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (DL2i+)

106 The most important Television Event in modern history is tonight and you're blogging about Egg White Privilege...

Posted by: Judas Washington at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (eOpVe)

107 I do not like imported cheddar on his egg

It reeks of privilege. No more I beg!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (GERXL)

108 Can someone tell me happy stories of controlled hbp?


Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 05:48 PM


Went on meds for hbp and got lower life insurance quotes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (c/3OG)

109 I thought you said working with animals but it's all good.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (Xo1Rt)

110 but it's okay for the Obamas to eat five star cuisine whenever they want, and on your dime, voter.

http://tinyurl.com/qep6a2m

and a certain person will learn a whole new meaning to a certain designer's name, if you get my drift.

Posted by: Satan at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (qSIlh)

111 This has to be stopped. If we let rich people eat better sandwiches, before you know it they'll live in nicer houses and drive nicer cars too.

THIS
CANNOT
STAND

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (0LHZx)

112 33 I guess this is on topic.
I have to start taking meds for high blood pressure today.
Can someone tell me happy stories of controlled hbp?


Okay, her ya go. My dad died a month and a half ago. He was on blood pressure medication and lived up to 97 years and 11 months. Up until a little over a month of his death he was still able to go back and forth with his walker.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (kGrwF)

113 I dunno. Having kids work 18 hours in a factory and getting their fingers lopped off seems like a legitimate grievance.

Not having breakfast sandwiches quite as good as the guy next to you is not a legitimate grievance.

The left is incontinent. They are not reasonable. They don't know when to shut up and realize, "ok, we have nothing to complain about any longer. We'll stop".

They are just a perpetual *drive* for whining, whether or not there is anything to whine about.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (E5UB0)

114 I know a guy that eats liver mush on his egg sammich....yuck.
Posted by: BignJames

From Shelby NC?

Posted by: traye at October 13, 2015 06:05 PM (Bkdeu)

115 I make my own.I have a 4 slice toaster that can steam cook 2 eggs along with your bread/English Muffin.Comes perfect.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2015 06:05 PM (8HTq1)

116 GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
US author & satirist (1842 - 1914)

Posted by: Grad School Fool at October 13, 2015 06:06 PM (A9KzJ)

117 If you like Egg McMuffins the very existence of a Burger Tyrant Croissanwich is a microaggression.

Posted by: The Modern Man at October 13, 2015 06:06 PM (zetif)

118 Im confused...isn't an egg sandwich just a low class eggs Benedict anyway?

Posted by: Lea at October 13, 2015 06:06 PM (vmMMi)

119 From Shelby NC?

Posted by: traye at October 13, 2015 06:05 PM (Bkdeu)

Cliffside

Posted by: BignJames at October 13, 2015 06:07 PM (j7iSn)

120 The egg sandwich you ate was quite problemmatic!

Of this I am most very, very emphatic!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2015 06:07 PM (GERXL)

121
Damn. Charles Cooke beat me to it in the post as I was reading it. I never thought about it but if asked I would have said of course the rich eat a tastier better quality breakfast sandwich, duh.

OTOH, I actually read the post. This time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2015 06:07 PM (ODxAs)

122 Sure, even though you don't feel the difference, your blood vessels and heart does.

Also if you're like me and you're ancestors stroked out a lot then lowering the old BP is a plus plus.

Also you're sitting heart rate will go down and I believe that this adds years to your life and also ease wrinkles.

Everyone should get tested no matter their age. I first had some wacky symptoms at 50ish and went on them and am damn glad I did. Watch out for some of the drugs, they have some quirky side effects and some of them the DR's don't think of first off. I had problems with metoprolol and once off it, I could tell the difference.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 06:07 PM (Xo1Rt)

123
Roberto Ferdman robferdman 2 minutes ago
A conservative blog responded to something I wrote. They were really cool about it

[pic of highlighted "stupid little dry fart of a piece' quote]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 13, 2015 06:07 PM (kdS6q)

124 Biscuits, buns, muffins, or croissants?

Posted by: Fritz at October 13, 2015 06:02 PM (3tjn4)


Bagels are best. Sausage, egg and cheese. And, as with many other things, Dunkin Donuts' beat all others. Indians have a long history of sausage, egg and cheese sandwiches ... well, they did before hinduism took over the place. 5000 years ago, there was no place on Earth taht served a better sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich than India ... and now Dunkn Donuts are letting all of the rich breakfast sandwich history re-emerge.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 13, 2015 06:07 PM (zc3Db)

125 Oh, FFS, people are starving in...someplace...and we're supposed to demythifyitizerationish breakfast sammies?

I want to LIB just so these twats have to scrounge dumpsters for breakfast.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 06:07 PM (NOIQH)

126
77


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Why is he being allowed to moderate this???



Because SHUT UP, that's why.
Posted by: your betters at CNN
..................

Moo.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at October 13, 2015 06:07 PM (wAQA5)

127 Can someone tell me happy stories of controlled hbp?

You'll be taking it for the rest of your life, so there's that.

Mine's so low now that I see stars when I stand up from bending over. There was a time when I sorta enjoyed that, IYKWIM, but not any more.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 13, 2015 06:08 PM (LUgeY)

128 There was a time that the poor couldn't afford to even have meat every day, let alone every breakfast.

Capitalism took care of that.

Their outrage seems a bit selective.

Posted by: Tommy V at October 13, 2015 06:08 PM (SRQwr)

129 Nothing wrong with it if it has bacon in it

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2015 06:08 PM (FLRkA)

130
BTW, pie is the breakfast of champions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2015 06:08 PM (ODxAs)

131 I could probably swing 5 Guys a couple times a month. But I like to stick to my roots and my White Castles.
Posted by: IrishEi


They could merge and open a mid grade restaurant called White Guys.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 13, 2015 06:09 PM (9Fc79)

132 Whoever writes the Wonkblog owns an Obama onesie. Bet the ranch.

Posted by: MTF at October 13, 2015 06:09 PM (TxJGV)

133 128 There was a time that the poor couldn't afford to even have meat every day, let alone every breakfast.

Capitalism took care of that.

Their outrage seems a bit selective.

Posted by: Tommy V at October 13, 2015 06:08 PM (SRQwr)


Excellent point, and spot on.

Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 06:09 PM (xWW96)

134 Can someone tell me happy stories of controlled hbp?


Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 05:48 PM

========
You wont have a debilitating stroke or die. Seriously.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 06:10 PM (iQIUe)

135 I dislike overpriced Apple products, overpriced Starbucks, and lately the new Progressive McDonalds. But I only rant against McDs because they decided to go lefty political.

I reserve my purest product detestation for pumpkins. And the Kardashians, but that's a different category.

I really don't give a rat's ass what other people do with their money though. A fool, money, some separation required. You wanna see me whine? Let me go to my reliably lowest cost gas station, fill up, then go down the road a few blocks and see the price 2 cents lower. That is WHIMPER worthy in my book.

Still, I suppose these low wattage writers at places like Salon have got to pick something to fill the column inches; since they know so little, so are their choices of topics.

Posted by: GnuBreed, hating all things pumpkin at October 13, 2015 06:10 PM (gyKtp)

136 To slices of bacon I say fie

It's offensive to Muslims. It I decry!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2015 06:10 PM (GERXL)

137 I made a breakfast burrito this morning with bacon, eggs, cheese and green chile. No controversy there, thank goodness.

Posted by: huerfano at October 13, 2015 06:10 PM (O2jYw)

138 If said writer/breakfast sammie handwringer really wants to guilt it up he should ask Michelle Obama how she feels about eggs + ham + cheese + muffin: "You should be eating kale, serf, and thank me for it!"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 06:10 PM (NOIQH)

139 Never heard of Fafhrd and Grey Mouser, the analysis by ace at the end--damn.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 06:10 PM (mcm0N)

140 I like cold pizza for breakfast.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 06:10 PM (iQIUe)

141
As Brietbart once said, the most powerful word in the English language at our disposal is "So?" The rich eat better breakfast sandwiches. So? The opposite of love is not hate, it is disinterest. And all of their posturing and preening of the left is all about getting attention and power, and the best thing we can do is deny them both at every possible opportunity.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at October 13, 2015 06:10 PM (VPvxh)

142 Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (kGrwF)

Thanks nerdygirl.
((Hugs)) on your loss.

Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 06:11 PM (cbfNE)

143 113 I dunno. Having kids work 18 hours in a factory and getting their fingers lopped off seems like a legitimate grievance.

Not having breakfast sandwiches quite as good as the guy next to you is not a legitimate grievance.

The left is incontinent. They are not reasonable. They don't know when to shut up and realize, "ok, we have nothing to complain about any longer. We'll stop".

They are just a perpetual *drive* for whining, whether or not there is anything to whine about.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (E5UB0)

__________

Exactly. Which is why you can't every agree to any of their "common sense" bullshit whether it's about guns or taxes or anything else. Because even if something does seem like common sense, the second the ink is dry on the agreement, they will scream that the common sense measure they just agreed to is horrible and we need yet more "common sense" measures.

They're like the fucking Terminator, they never stop.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 13, 2015 06:11 PM (0LHZx)

144 11 Matt Yglesias was obsessed with all day egg mcmcuffins. Hopefully during the burning times they'll eat him first.


WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE!!!!

Posted by: Egg McMuffins at October 13, 2015 06:11 PM (4ca1N)

145 Actually breakfast burritos are better because of the tasty cultural appropriation and microaggressions. But mostly, the farts.

Posted by: Fritz at October 13, 2015 06:11 PM (3tjn4)

146 Eggslut.

One of the better things about LA. But you can't get it for breakfast - hipster douches don't get up early.

But damn, it's good.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at October 13, 2015 06:12 PM (/zyrl)

147 I'm not much of a breakfast eater, and never have been.

That said, I make a very nice breakfast.

This weekend I made perfect scrambled eggs, oven-roasted pecan-smoked bacon, served with pumkin pecan bread (I purchased at Sam's Club) to die for. Oh, and rounded it out with fruit salad.

Fed a couple of foreign students and husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 06:12 PM (FsuaD)

148 Making Mountains Out Of Molehills: Lunacy as Social Theory Ensuring the Full Employment of the Left

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 13, 2015 06:12 PM (oVJmc)

149 he left is incontinent. They are not reasonable.
They don't know when to shut up and realize, "ok, we have nothing to
complain about any longer. We'll stop".



They are just a perpetual *drive* for whining, whether or not there is anything to whine about.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (E5UB0)
======================
I think you've got it exactly right. They are never grateful for their abundance, they are never content with what they have, they are internally and forevermore disappointed. Ever striving, and when they get The Next Thing, it's never enough, and they have to find a New Next Thing.

Their souls must be filled with a big bag of dark.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 06:12 PM (dFi94)

150 Never heard of Fafhrd and Grey Mouser, the analysis by ace at the end--damn.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 06:10 PM (mcm0N)


You made it to the end? My scrollwheel went on strike halfway through.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 13, 2015 06:12 PM (zc3Db)

151 44 I'll bet the rich probably have better farts than we do. I mean they get all the good food, rich with vitamins and fat.
I'll bet their shit is better than ours also.
We need to do something about this inequality of shit.
Now before it's too late.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 05:50 PM (Xo1Rt)


Don't laugh. I've tried switching my dog from the premium dog food to the low rent grocery store crap. Every day at 7 she would lay down on the floor next to the couch and pass gas. It was pretty awful. Also, the poops from the cheap dogfood were bigger and looser. No shit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2015 06:12 PM (kGrwF)

152 These samwichs need Trigger Warning.



Now go make me one, bitch.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 13, 2015 06:12 PM (jJRIy)

153
Dumb People love hearing about how The Man is screwing them.

Why?

Because The Man is a scapegoat for their own failures in Life. The reason they're not rich? The Man.

The reason they're not happy? The Man.

The reason they're not married? The MAN.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Home For Imaginary Friends at October 13, 2015 06:12 PM (SDleX)

154 I think Ace is predicting that the Dem debate is going to be--

Problemitized--and/or stupid as Yglesias.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 06:12 PM (mcm0N)

155 Equality- lefties have been searching for it since 1789

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2015 06:12 PM (FLRkA)

156 What do they serve at WaPo parties?

Bowls of dirt?

Posted by: eman at October 13, 2015 06:13 PM (mR7Es)

157 That's right. The Washington Post PAYS ME to think up brilliant ideas like writing about the inequality of egg sandwiches.
So fuck you, peasants...

Posted by: Roberto A. Ferdman at October 13, 2015 06:13 PM (YFFpo)

158 Breakfast burritos are great!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 06:13 PM (iQIUe)

159 I could probably swing 5 Guys a couple times a month. But I like to stick to my roots and my White Castles.
Posted by: IrishEi

They could merge and open a mid grade restaurant called White Guys.




Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 06:14 PM (19RKp)

160 By the way, what does Vox have to say about this shit?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 13, 2015 06:14 PM (jJRIy)

161 I made a breakfast burrito this morning with bacon, eggs, cheese and green chile. No controversy there, thank goodness.

Have patience.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 13, 2015 06:14 PM (LUgeY)

162 Two slices of bacon? I say five
It's offensive to withhold. It I will fry!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2015 06:14 PM (ODxAs)

163 Wells's angst was the angst of anyone who feels queasy about the upscalification (yes, that's a made-up word) of anything originally made
by and for the working class.


Nobody tell this guy about $60,000 pickup trucks or he'll have a heart attack.


On second thought ...

Posted by: King Ranch Edition at October 13, 2015 06:15 PM (dRE+S)

164 re 133: another push from the global warming fraudsters. You know that while the rest of you get burgers made from soy beans, Obama will still be able to get a plate of prime ribs.

Posted by: Satan at October 13, 2015 06:15 PM (qSIlh)

165 Posted by: huerfano at October 13, 2015 06:10 PM (O2jYw)

I've found that the problem with making my own tortillas is that, if I don't feel like making them at the moment, I'm out of luck. I need to figure out a way to have a back-up stash.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 13, 2015 06:15 PM (GDulk)

166 The father of one of my son's friends founded a (now) international fast food chain. So...while we serfs are eating breakies at one of his restaurants, he's eating a a far superior breakfast in the comfort of his yuuuuge mansion - the outrage!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 06:15 PM (NOIQH)

167 I have a problem with burritos in general. They never seem large enough to hold all the heart stopping goodness I try to stuff into them. I need tortillas about 18 inches across, and more square, less round.

Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 06:15 PM (xWW96)

168 And yet here was a trendy new spot, readying itself to sell fancy pants egg sandwiches at four times the normal price. That is, for as much as $11.50.
***
I think the central problem here from Roberto A. Ferdman perspective is that the Washington Post doesn't pay its writers enough that they can regularly indulge in a $11.50 breakfast sandwich...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2015 06:16 PM (5LOno)

169 ...these rancid little communauts will uncritically "Like" or RT any sort of "socially aware agitation" that crosses their transom.




Not to mention piss their pants, take a picture of themselves in said pissed pants, and post said picture to the internet.

Posted by: Country Singer at October 13, 2015 06:17 PM (nL0sw)

170 Why don't they make women's sized egg McMuffins?!

I went to McDonalds and the counter dude told me if I didn't want one of the large breaksfast meals, I could order from the kids menu.

No. I want one of the big meals, but I don't want to feel like the fat ass I am by ordering 10 of what a man would order.

I want to order 10 of the regular size and feel dainty by having it be called a woman's size!!!

Posted by: Kavitha A. Davidson, with grease stains on her man sized Eli Manning jersey at October 13, 2015 06:17 PM (ECrmY)

171 maybe they can put trigger warnings on fast food wrappers and Chinese takeout cartons:

Warning! While eating this food, you might find yourself thinking about all the people who go to sleep hungry and on a floor covered with dirty straw.

Posted by: Satan at October 13, 2015 06:17 PM (qSIlh)

172 I have a problem with burritos in general. They never seem large enough to hold all the heart stopping goodness I try to stuff into them. I need tortillas about 18 inches across, and more square, less round.




Freebirds.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 06:18 PM (19RKp)

173 Don't get me started on rich people and their "all premium cuts of beef" kosher hot dogs. They should be choking down mechanically separated lips and assholes like the rest of us.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 13, 2015 06:18 PM (e/W+h)

174 167 - we have burritos often and I have the same problem, only I do that at least 3 times every meal we have them

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2015 06:18 PM (FLRkA)

175 I could probably swing 5 Guys a couple times a month
___
I used to have 5 guys at least once a month, but then I had to leave Chicago. Now I get like one if I am lucky.

....oh high Reggie!

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 13, 2015 06:18 PM (5LOno)

176 They could merge and open a mid grade restaurant called White Guys.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 13, 2015 06:09 PM (9Fc79)

~~~

I like it! But I'll have to run it by my BLM friends first.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 13, 2015 06:19 PM (E6RIJ)

177
I'm pretty sure the Mooch frowns upon breakfast sandwiches.
......................

Let them eat Spam.

Posted by: wth - Czar Bomba at October 13, 2015 06:19 PM (wAQA5)

178
I have found few restaurants that make a good Huevos Rancheros.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2015 06:19 PM (ODxAs)

179 Whatever happened to aspiration? Of wanting something better for yourself, and striving to attain it?

I know this is just more Lefty blather and not worth getting my underoos in a bunch over, but this jealousy of anything somebody else is enjoying, and the zero-sum outlook, is just flat-out un-American.

When I was just starting out and was exposed to good wine and fine dining and beautiful homes, I was delighted to discover them, and I never begrudged those who were affluent enough to afford them on a daily basis. It never occurred to me that I couldn't have them eventually.

Why is this class warfare bullshit taking root now, when there have never been fewer impediments to getting ahead?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 13, 2015 06:19 PM (jR7Wy)

180 The armchair socialists won't be happy until we are all standing in line for 6 hours for the opportunity to buy a potato just to see them run out before we get to the head of the line snaking out the door and down the street, like in Socialist Paradise USSR.

Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 06:19 PM (xWW96)

181 >>Wells's angst was the angst of anyone who feels queasy about the
upscalification (yes, that's a made-up word) of anything originally made

by and for the working class.

So...basically every dang hipster trend gives him angst, whether it's ironic trucker hats or PBR. You know what, buddy? Soak in that angst, let it wash all over you and make your fingers and toes all pruney. Let it paralyze you and make you question every decision that brought you to this revelation.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 06:19 PM (NOIQH)

182 I need tortillas about 18 inches across, and more square, less round.

Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 06:15 PM (xWW96)


That shows how little respect you have for the Mayan Civilization. They could only find two uses for the wheel - their calendar and tortillas ... and you would just erase that rich history of "missing the point of the wheel" from the face of the earth. That is, clearly, problematic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 13, 2015 06:19 PM (zc3Db)

183 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 13, 2015 06:19 PM (GwIKd)

184 147 >> ...served with pumkin pecan bread...

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Ooooo, she went there.

Posted by: GnuBreed, hating all things pumpkin at October 13, 2015 06:19 PM (gyKtp)

185 I think you've got it exactly right. They are never grateful for their abundance, they are never content with what they have, they are internally and forevermore disappointed. Ever striving, and when they get The Next Thing, it's never enough, and they have to find a New Next Thing.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 06:12 PM

This reminds me of a lyrice by Rich Mullins in One Thing- Everybody I know says they need just one thing
And what they really mean is that they need just one thing more
And everybody seems to think they've got it coming

Posted by: The Modern Man at October 13, 2015 06:19 PM (zetif)

186 maybe they can put trigger warnings on fast food wrappers and Chinese takeout cartons:

Warning! While eating this food, you might find yourself thinking about all the people who go to sleep hungry and on a floor covered with dirty straw.


Or not.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 06:20 PM (19RKp)

187 Oh, Happy Birfday B'boy. Your haircut looks good.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 13, 2015 06:20 PM (c/3OG)

188 This may be shocking to Roberto Ferdman: even something as humble as the pen come in upscale versions, with fine wood and precious metals and iridium nibs.
Almost everywhere you look, upscale hoity toity versions of everyday items exist like paper, bottles, footwear, tools, etc.. (There are tool brands so expensive and uncommon that I'd never heard of them until recently, like Festool.)
Some BMW machine screws are nicer than generic screws, they have a BMW stamp and a conical end so that they find center more easily.

The proletariat doesn't "own" fucking breakfast sandwiches.

This is the same sort of complaint behind bitching about cultural appropriation except the ruse here is that it's class-based instead of race or ethnicity based so people don't just think you're a racist moron when you fret about white people with dreadlocks or whatever nonsense.

Posted by: fb at October 13, 2015 06:20 PM (JVEmw)

189 OT: we got our "heads up" about our health insurance rates at work today.

1. Premiums for the low-deductible plan are doubling.
2. Premiums for the high-deductible plan are increasing (coyly, they didn't say how much).
3. If you are a tobacco-product user (cigs, snuff, and e-cigs) you are charged an extra $100 a month.

This makes three huge increases in a row.
Next year, I won't be surprised if they start charging more based on BMI.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 13, 2015 06:20 PM (q20+R)

190 SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!

Posted by: Roberto A. Ferdman at October 13, 2015 06:21 PM (YFFpo)

191 In case it has not already been said:

The bourgeoisie are not the "rich" they are the middle class.

Other wise great post and thanks!

Posted by: goatlover at October 13, 2015 06:21 PM (nQGKN)

192 This may be shocking to Roberto Ferdman: even something as humble as the pen come in upscale versions, with fine wood and precious metals and iridium nibs.


Posted by: fb at October 13, 2015 06:20 PM (JVEmw)


But the joke was on them; Mont Blanc pens are the biggest pieces of shit around.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 13, 2015 06:22 PM (zc3Db)

193 106 The most important Television Event in modern history is tonight....


The Lightning and Red Wings play on NBCSN but I don't think its historical or anything.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 13, 2015 06:22 PM (4ca1N)

194 Re: The Scientist's Shirt


As I said at the time, this guy landed a spacecraft on a fucking comet after chasing it for 20 years. He can wear whatever shirt he wants. I don't even care if he doesn't have on any pants.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at October 13, 2015 06:22 PM (g4VbG)

195 Tear down the statues, burn the flags, ban the sandwiches, reduce the number of shampoos... they think they're helping "perfect" you, because *boy* do they know perfection!

That's why they get so mad at you, because you resist their efforts to make you perfect.

You know, like the Borg.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 13, 2015 06:22 PM (bLnSU)

196 I enjoy peanut butter and jelly Pop Tarts for breakfast, that I chew into the shape of a gun.

All kinds of problematic...

Posted by: a Modern Moron at October 13, 2015 06:22 PM (ECrmY)

197 Went on meds for hbp and got lower life insurance quotes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 13, 2015 06:04 PM (c/3OG)

Ooh, that is a happy story!

And thanks Bruce & Bitter Clinger!

I will be positive.
On the plus side, at least the stupid low-fat stuff is discredited.

Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 06:23 PM (cbfNE)

198
Meanwhile....

obama is arming terrorists.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Home For Imaginary Friends at October 13, 2015 06:23 PM (SDleX)

199 Those fucking miserable little piss ants.

Posted by: Yo! at October 13, 2015 06:23 PM (GwIKd)

200 We're do they teach this crap that because someone has something you should too.
I hate socialists with every cell in my body

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2015 06:23 PM (FLRkA)

201 190 SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!
Posted by: Roberto A. Ferdman at October 13, 2015 06:21 PM (YFFpo)
----
Yes, but MY soylent green is made out of Harvard Law grads and served on bone china.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 13, 2015 06:23 PM (jR7Wy)

202 This reminds me of how i've always thought of liberals as having *cluttered* minds, meaning they get lost in minutia to the point of detriment. I can almost always tell if a person is to the left or right politically when i walk into their house, people on the left tend to have lots of things they don't need and they're not very organized, in other words their houses are cluttered like their minds, people on the right tend to have organized, minimalistic houses mostly filled with things they need, that won't be true all the time obviously, but it's true more often than not.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 13, 2015 06:23 PM (VviqM)

203 @189 How do they prove you are an e-cig user so they can raise your insurance cost by $100 per month?

And what is the health risk for an e-cig user?

Do they intend to upcharge those that use alcohol? Cannabis?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 13, 2015 06:24 PM (U6f54)

204 The Lightning and Red Wings play on NBCSN but I don't think its historical or anything.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 13, 2015 06:22 PM (4ca1N)
---
RED WINGS!!!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 13, 2015 06:24 PM (jR7Wy)

205
Anybody catch Fargo last nite? At first I couldnt get into it then I did. Kristin Dunst- stay away from her. She's trouble.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 06:24 PM (iQIUe)

206 Rich guys get to do blow off a failed starlet's ass, and I have to pay $50 for a faces-of-meth shemale? Injustice!
Posted by: wooga at October 13, 2015 05:58 PM (DWmRg)


That's the real shocker of watching "Cops". The hookers DO NOT look like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman". It's pretty disappointing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2015 06:24 PM (kGrwF)

207 OT: we got our "heads up" about our health insurance rates at work today.
___
See, I reduced your rates by 3000% just like I promised!

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 13, 2015 06:24 PM (5LOno)

208 Oh, Happy Birfday B'boy. Your haircut looks good.

You like it? Thanks. I thought she got the sides a bit short, but it'll grow back soon enough.

My dumphone's been ringing off the hook today. DIL and G'Dette are on their way and I'm fixing to run and get some Chinese dinner.

Life is good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 13, 2015 06:25 PM (LUgeY)

209 Yeah, the rich have better everything.

Except probably butt-sex.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 13, 2015 06:25 PM (U6f54)

210 106 The most important Television Event in modern history is tonight....

The new season of Flash starts tonight.

Posted by: GnuBreed, hating all things pumpkin at October 13, 2015 06:25 PM (gyKtp)

211 3. If you are a tobacco-product user (cigs, snuff, and e-cigs) you are charged an extra $100 a month.



Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 13, 2015 06:20 PM


Only if you tell them. They don't require testing as I understand it. (That's what my agent told me.)

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 13, 2015 06:25 PM (c/3OG)

212 Whatever happened to aspiration? Of wanting something better for yourself, and striving to attain it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 13, 2015 06:19 PM (jR7Wy)


People who achieve usually want independence, to control their own destiny.

Can you think of anything more irritating to the Control Freak?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 13, 2015 06:26 PM (bLnSU)

213 I give up... I never thought I would be called a breakfast sandwich snob.... The shame...

Posted by: donna at October 13, 2015 06:26 PM (/dSsq)

214 The problem here is that once AlGore invented the internet, it became a beast that must be fed. These guys with the breakfast samiches are just some little appetizer that is thrown into the giant internet maw to keep it from eating any other loose and crazy democrats.

Posted by: Last at October 13, 2015 06:26 PM (8HiDF)

215 I do not like that rich, rich MAN
His breakfast oppresses me
and so here I stand!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2015 06:26 PM (GERXL)

216 How do they prove you are an e-cig user so they can raise your insurance cost by $100 per month?

And what is the health risk for an e-cig user?



Reagent strip for nicotine.

None.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2015 06:26 PM (19RKp)

217
ace, with all this stuff, that you so skillfully document and dissect, isn't the best and normal response in real life just scorn and shaming? So the *lack* of same is really the problem. The scientist with the t-shirt, etc. - in each case the target should just dismiss these crazy Khmer Rouge freaks, in a Trump-like manner.

The fact this didn't happen from the start, and still rarely happens, sort of indicates the rot is even deeper than most of us assume. Giving all these pscyo cretins social standing by not ignoring and rejecting their idiocies is really the issue, and the indictment.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2015 06:26 PM (QDnY+)

218 "Kristin Dunst- stay away from her. She's trouble. "


Heh. Yeah.

She thought he was dead. Whatever else to do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 13, 2015 06:26 PM (LA7Cm)

219 Oooh, Happy Birthday, Birfday Boy!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 06:27 PM (FsuaD)

220 Now this is a rich man's breakfast

https://youtu.be/NewiSNS-vLk

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 06:27 PM (1dGls)

221 I think the disparity between poor-people hookers and rich-people hookers is more troubling. Rich guys get to do blow off a failed starlet's ass, and I have to pay $50 for a faces-of-meth shemale? Injustice!

Posted by: wooga at October 13, 2015 05:58 PM (DWmRg)


Good news: we're going to start photoshopping dicks on all the girls in the magazine.

Posted by: Playboy at October 13, 2015 06:27 PM (4ErVI)

222 I thought she got the sides a bit short, but it'll grow back soon enough.



Life is good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 13, 2015 06:25 PM


I heard white-walls were coming back.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 13, 2015 06:28 PM (c/3OG)

223 Husband sits on the board of a non-profit, that provides housing and care for the elderly.

Guess what the biggest expenditure is projected to be next year?

Health insurance through the roof.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 06:28 PM (FsuaD)

224 @189 How do they prove you are an e-cig user so they can raise your insurance cost by $100 per month?



And what is the health risk for an e-cig user?



Do they intend to upcharge those that use alcohol? Cannabis?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 13, 2015 06:24 PM (U6f54)



Your guess is as good as mine. The best guess I have is that they are going to go off of medical records?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 13, 2015 06:29 PM (q20+R)

225 I don't smoke, never have. E cigs don't do anything to anybody. But my take on the whole banning is they're sure one leads to the real thing or people will start with E cigs and move onto the real thing. I've never heard a reason why E's should be banned in anyplace.

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2015 06:29 PM (FLRkA)

226
tortillas: for wheat tortillas (the ones you usually want to use for burritos), get the uncooked ones in the store. Some brands require refrigeration, some only so after opening. Anyway, hot skillet (cast iron or regular), 2-3 minutes on it, flip once, voila.

For corn tortillas, similar option available, though heavy very hot cast iron skilled makes more difference with those. Really though, very easy and simple, as long as you have stores with the right kind of tortillas.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2015 06:29 PM (QDnY+)

227
In other news, those 2 pitchers didn't last long in the Cubs Cards game.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2015 06:29 PM (ODxAs)

228 >>> "That's a real word. To problematize something, to put it through the process of "problematicization," is to pick nits about tiny things which are themselves of sub-nit dimension in hopes of sparking a class consciousness and hopefully that left-wing revolution Marxists pray for."

It's all part of the dumbassification of America.

Which will soon be followed by the buttfucknolubrication-ization of America.

Posted by: Phinn at October 13, 2015 06:30 PM (DLUnW)

229 Happy birthday, BBoy!

Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 06:30 PM (cbfNE)

230 >>Why is this class warfare bullshit taking root now, when there have never been fewer impediments to getting ahead?

Because socialism has never been about raising the bottom up, it is about lowering the top. And the best way to do that is to make success in all things evil.

And the left has become more and more openly socialistic. Seriously, did you think even 10 years ago that one of the top Democrats for the nomination would be an admitted socialist?

Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 06:30 PM (/tuJf)

231 And, I thought them effers down at the BK had been short-shrifting me in the mornings.


Now, I know they have been.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 13, 2015 06:30 PM (LA7Cm)

232
The most important Television Event in modern history is tonight....
.................

Hillary!: Cackle.
Bernie!: Gargle.
Lincoln!: Metrics bitchez.
Martin:
Jim:

The end.

Posted by: wth - Czar Bomba at October 13, 2015 06:30 PM (wAQA5)

233 Only if you tell them. They don't require testing as I understand it. (That's what my agent told me.)


Posted by: olddog in mo at October 13, 2015 06:25 PM (c/3OG)



I'm not a smoker, so it doesn't affect me, but I'm still appalled. I don't trust my company NOT to test everyone for nicotine.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 13, 2015 06:30 PM (q20+R)

234

Please clean your plate, dear
The Lord above can see ya.
Don't you know people
Are starving in Korea?

Posted by: Alice Cooper at October 13, 2015 06:31 PM (9Fc79)

235 Envy is really poisonous

Posted by: Yo! at October 13, 2015 06:31 PM (GwIKd)

236 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 13, 2015 06:15 PM (GDulk)

Make a bunch and freeze them. I do this with all sorts of things cause I'm single and there's always leftovers.

I take a gallon tub of ice cream and split it into portions and then add different toppings and then freeze them. When I want some ice cream, it's already there just a touch of magic waves so I don't crack my teeth and it's ready.

Same for other stuff it's easier to do big batches than one at a time.

Saves money makes life a bit more satisfying when you put away some stuff for later.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 06:32 PM (Xo1Rt)

237 Happy birfday BBoy!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 13, 2015 06:32 PM (q20+R)

238 My impress-the-guests breakfast at Casa928 is over-easy eggs, white cheese grits, grilled kielbasa, uncrushed refried black beans, a tomato slice or two and a couple of biscuits. It's art in the morning.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 06:32 PM (rwI+c)

239
Breakfast sandwich.

At home I can make bagel sandwiches that rival anything I've had from commercial outfits. Decent bagel, round-shaped microwave bowl about the same diameter, bacon/ham/turkey your choice, cheese slices of whatever variety. I put some fresh-snipped rosemary and oregano in the egg before micro'ing it; place on bottom half of lightly toasted bagel, then meat, then cheese, then top of bagel. Then back in micro for 30-50 seconds, just til cheese starts to melt (but before the micro re-hydrates the bread, which it tends to do).

Killer. And about 3-4 min. of effort.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2015 06:32 PM (QDnY+)

240 So problematicization is the ginning up of nontroversies.

Posted by: GnuBreed, hating all things pumpkin at October 13, 2015 06:33 PM (gyKtp)

241 I think this is a prayer all Morons of the Horde can easily support:

Please G_d, don't let Hillary! free her ta-tas tonight. I know today is Free the Ta-Tas Day, but there are some things that are just beyond the ken ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 06:33 PM (1dGls)

242 Anyone notice that Tiny Dancer is at the Cubs game?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 13, 2015 06:34 PM (Zu3d9)

243 E cigs don't do anything to anybody.

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2015 06:29 PM (FLRkA)




The only knock on e-cigs that I've heard that even sounds legit is from my cardiologist. Evidently there's been an uptick in bacterial respiratory infections that are being linked to e-cigs; the thing is, he says it's primarily because people don't periodically sanitize the e-cig.

Posted by: Country Singer at October 13, 2015 06:34 PM (nL0sw)

244 when Obama said your insurance would cost $2500 hundred a year less, he meant less than he imagined it would cost in the future without the PPACA.

Progs and lefties have always been very good with imaginary numbers. I think Obama also said his plan to switch from coal to wind would reduce the average electric bill by eleventeen percent. Can YOU prove it didn't happen? (See 'Plan Nine from Outer Space' for more liberal logic)

Posted by: Satan at October 13, 2015 06:34 PM (qSIlh)

245 So what time is the Hillaryothon?

Posted by: donna at October 13, 2015 06:34 PM (/dSsq)

246 Trump knows a good rich man breakfast. He's got his on his arm in that pic in the Trump thread.

Posted by: maddogg at October 13, 2015 06:35 PM (xWW96)

247 >>Anyone notice that Tiny Dancer is at the Cubs game?

He was there last night too.

Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at October 13, 2015 06:35 PM (/tuJf)

248 205
Anybody catch Fargo last nite? At first I couldnt get into it then I did. Kristin Dunst- stay away from her. She's trouble.

--

Just watched it on dvr. She's hilarious.
Burn Notice guy got hefty.

Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 06:35 PM (cbfNE)

249 This pajamaboy writes about "food, economics, immigration and other things." He was probably a Communications major.

Posted by: Tronald Dump at October 13, 2015 06:35 PM (u9UgT)

250 I make my own breakfast sammiches, english muffin, couple slices of brown sugar ham, whatever cheese is around, little pepper and some butter, few minutes in ye olde toaster oven and you got some good eats.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 13, 2015 06:35 PM (VviqM)

251 >>I'm not a smoker, so it doesn't affect me, but I'm still appalled. I don't trust my company NOT to test everyone for nicotine.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod

I've been forced by an insurance carrier to test a patient for nicotine before they would approve a surgery.

Posted by: Aviator at October 13, 2015 06:35 PM (c7vUv)

252 Someone should problematize problematization...

Posted by: The Problematic Hat at October 13, 2015 06:35 PM (vBeA5)

253 230 - The whole point of the French revolution, to tear down the nobles and the church. The only thing it did was raise up another ruling class. The whole point of the Russian revolution, the only thing it did was raise up another ruling class.

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2015 06:36 PM (FLRkA)

254 Why do waffle and crepe aficionados always act superior to pancake lovers? It's madness.

And if you into griddle cakes, forget it! It's like f*ucking your sister.

Posted by: Fritz at October 13, 2015 06:36 PM (3tjn4)

255 Someone should problematize problematization...

Very problematic that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 06:36 PM (rwI+c)

256 "Burn Notice guy got hefty."



That's Meth Damon. Different guy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 13, 2015 06:36 PM (LA7Cm)

257 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 13, 2015 06:32 PM (Xo1Rt)

I'll have to try that. It isn't hard to make a double batch and I even have the vacuum bag thingie to help keep them fresh.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 13, 2015 06:37 PM (GDulk)

258 Thanks for the well-wishes, y'all.

If I disappear in a few minutes, it'll be to fetch takey-outey. Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 13, 2015 06:37 PM (LUgeY)

259 I've been forced by an insurance carrier to test a patient for nicotine before they would approve a surgery.
Posted by: Aviator


I wonder if you get a discount if you smoke pot?

Posted by: Alice Cooper at October 13, 2015 06:37 PM (9Fc79)

260 >>Anyone notice that Tiny Dancer is at the Cubs game?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Do they still have those big open urinal troughs there? He probably likes those.

Posted by: Aviator at October 13, 2015 06:37 PM (c7vUv)

261
OT, but wow, over at WeaselZippers, that video of the Pali terrorist driver who rams a bus stop and is eventually cured by the Israeli with the handgun.

Haven't seen anything quite so dramatically relevant to the "carry" issue before.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2015 06:37 PM (QDnY+)

262 Problematization, much like critical theory, is a pseudo-religious obsession to find every facet of society to be evil, thus legitimizing the reconstruction of society under Progressive ideals.

Posted by: The Problematic Hat at October 13, 2015 06:38 PM (vBeA5)

263 Math Demon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 13, 2015 06:39 PM (9Fc79)

264 Very problematic that.


No it isn't.

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 06:39 PM (rjtGa)

265 That's Meth Damon. Different guy.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 13, 2015 06:36 PM (LA7Cm)

Hah! You didn't recognize that the "mafia" big brother was Michael Weston? Or maybe he's the middle brother. Guy with a hat.

Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 06:39 PM (cbfNE)

266 fargo was great
interesting characters
great cast
great music

don't ask me what i think of you
i might not give the answer that you want me to

ps can't wait for bruce campbell

Posted by: concrete girl at October 13, 2015 06:39 PM (0z/89)

267 >>170 Why don't they make women's sized egg McMuffins?!

There is a place here with a 'chick' plate, which is two or three chicken fingers...

Posted by: Lea at October 13, 2015 06:40 PM (vmMMi)

268 Cubs win the pennance!

Cubs win the pennance!!

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 06:40 PM (rjtGa)

269 I know a guy, chef. Works at a senior citizens home. Has to produce three meals a day for people with net worth in the millions. He gets them the full gauntlet of comfort foods they love, plus tenderloin, shrimp, lobster in dishes, prime rib, etc. Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Plus beverage, including occasional wine or beer events.

His budget per DAY per person? Not per meal. All three meals, to feed millionaires and keep them happ

Slightly less then $5.00 per day, per person. What does food stamps pay per day per person?


Posted by: name witheld at October 13, 2015 06:40 PM (sI4OA)

270 For the record, breakfast tacos > breakfast sandwiches. Assuming the taco is made with a fresh tortilla, chorizo, potato, egg, jalapeno, and cheese.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 13, 2015 06:41 PM (e/W+h)

271 Nobody expects Bruce Campbell.

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 06:41 PM (rjtGa)

272 the only problem with this niggling bullshit is that these assholes vote

they really are after you and your wallet

Posted by: Feh at October 13, 2015 06:41 PM (Uk9e2)

273 "You didn't recognize that the "mafia" big brother was Michael Weston? "


No, I guess I didn't.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 13, 2015 06:42 PM (LA7Cm)

274 Assume the taco is a sphere.....

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 06:42 PM (rjtGa)

275 off topic, before I get out of here:

from 'vox': In a blistering New York Times column, Brooks accuses today's Republican Party of betraying the actual tenets of conservatism. "By traditional definitions," he writes, "conservatism stands for intellectual humility, a belief in steady, incremental change, a preference for reform rather than revolution, a respect for hierarchy, precedence, balance and order, and a tone of voice that is prudent, measured and responsible."
... ...
Over the past 30 years, or at least since Rush Limbaugh came on the scene, the Republican rhetorical tone has grown ever more bombastic, hyperbolic and imbalanced. Public figures are prisoners of their own prose styles, and Republicans from Newt Gingrich through Ben Carson have become addicted to a crisis mentality. Civilization was always on the brink of collapse. Every setback, like the passage of Obamacare, became the ruination of the republic. Comparisons to Nazi Germany became a staple.

Posted by: Satan at October 13, 2015 06:43 PM (qSIlh)

276
Have been on short-term insurance, and gaps without any coverage, since Jan. 2014 (thanks, 52% and SCOTUS!!!!). First time in my life, of course. First time health "insurance" was even an actual topic or merited much attention, even though it had long since been inflated by regulation, oligopoly, welfare, etc.

Closest apples/apples coverage after O-care kicked in was TRIPLE the previous cost. Oh, yes.

Actually have to look and see what ridiculous price they are asking now. Also need to see what my next short-term work-around will be.

I wore myself out asking this question last year - but how the f**k did this, easily the largest, fastest, most dramatic and important artificial cost increase in anyone's life in modern history (for those on private plans), not generate even a tiny blip of interest in the press or society or politics?

Rhetorical question. But pretty stunning.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2015 06:44 PM (QDnY+)

277 oops, forgot to say "shithead"

Posted by: Satan at October 13, 2015 06:44 PM (qSIlh)

278
extraordinarily stupid little dry fart of a piece
.......................

Dry? Well they aren't eating any of those egg sandwiches are they?

Posted by: wth - Czar Bomba at October 13, 2015 06:44 PM (wAQA5)

279 What iF the taco is the size of Manhattan??? Egon? Is that a bad thing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 06:44 PM (1dGls)

280 There's only one solution really.

Eat The Rich.

With the right seasoning and proper cooking methods, they can be quite tasty, I'm sure.

Not me, of course. I'm really not that "rich", and I'm much too pretty....

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 13, 2015 06:44 PM (7RXcs)

281 well david brooks is an asshole. thats not what any of us mean by conservative.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 13, 2015 06:45 PM (AkOaV)

282 i think i saw him in the preview for next week

Posted by: concrete girl at October 13, 2015 06:46 PM (0z/89)

283 snap depends on income, size of family, etc

a single could get 6.46/day to start

Posted by: Feh at October 13, 2015 06:46 PM (Uk9e2)

284 223 Husband sits on the board of a non-profit, that provides housing and care for the elderly.

Guess what the biggest expenditure is projected to be next year?

Health insurance through the roof.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 06:28 PM (FsuaD)

That's very selfish of them; don't they know they're supposed to die off?

Posted by: Liberal at October 13, 2015 06:47 PM (fUjxW)

285 >>What iF the taco is the size of Manhattan??? Egon? Is that a bad thing?

It's not quite that big.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 13, 2015 06:47 PM (c7vUv)

286 >>> I could probably swing 5 Guys a couple times a month. But I like to stick to my roots and my White Castles.
Posted by: IrishEi

They could merge and open a mid grade restaurant called White Guys.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 13, 2015 06:09 PM (9Fc79)

Ha! Love you guys, your wit and snark were sorely missed.

Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2015 06:47 PM (hvf9s)

287 Well now all this sammich pornifization makes me hanker for a salt bagel, toasted, with a schmear, belly, and capers.

DAmn you! I'm in WASP country here!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 13, 2015 06:47 PM (jR7Wy)

288 Yes, rich people get better shit. Good for them.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2015 06:47 PM (Xa4vS)

289 Matt Damon is selling his LA house. Bought in 2013 for 15 mil and now wants to sell for 20 mil. He made such a big effin deal about finding the proper progressive school for his kids out here. They indocrinate early. Well, his boy friend, Ben is also selling. I think everyone is moving back to FL.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 06:48 PM (iQIUe)

290 203 @189 How do they prove you are an e-cig user so they can raise your insurance cost by $100 per month?

And what is the health risk for an e-cig user?

Do they intend to upcharge those that use alcohol? Cannabis?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 13, 2015 06:24 PM (U6f54)


Like zombie said awhile back, this is the 60s counterculture sticking it to the "straights". Because they have the power now, and they can.

Posted by: rickl at October 13, 2015 06:49 PM (sdi6R)

291 rhomboid

DC courtiers in both parties want control, period

your suffering?

please

Posted by: Feh at October 13, 2015 06:49 PM (Uk9e2)

292 >>> Guess what the biggest expenditure is projected to be next year? Health insurance through the roof.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 06:28 PM (FsuaD)

They can go complain to AARP then. And all the other groups fooling seniors into supporting O-Bomb-Me Care.

Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2015 06:50 PM (hvf9s)

293 Moscow - President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday slammed Washington for refusing to share intelligence with Russia on Syria, accusing it of muddled thinking. "I believe some of our partners simply have mush for brains," Putin said,...

The White House responds - "Oh fuck, he is onto us."

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 13, 2015 06:50 PM (gyKtp)

294 This is, of course, the same thing they do in medicine. I sometimes wonder if they understand that if they make it illegal for the rich to have better things, than only the worse things will remain. And prices on the better things will never drop to where they're as ubiquitous as cell phones--once the province of the rich, and because the rich were "allowed" to have them, now the province of even the dirt-poor.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 13, 2015 06:50 PM (2lndx)

295 It's not quite that big.

I'm suing for mental anguish for that image. There is not enough brain bleach in the world....

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 06:50 PM (1dGls)

296 This problemization crap --sounds sort of like Focault.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 06:51 PM (mcm0N)

297 David Brooks is a toady. His croakings are of little interest to me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 06:51 PM (rwI+c)

298 Fafhrd is inflicted with the Curse of the Stars -- he is so fascinated by the stars of the sky and the patterns between them that he cannot focus on the earthly world in front of him.
Does he like compiling graphs too? Using plaid?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 13, 2015 06:52 PM (m1pMI)

299 Focault's Pendulum with a giant razor attached?

Kirk had a problem with that one.

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 06:52 PM (rjtGa)

300 Foucault, fffffrtttt.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 06:53 PM (mcm0N)

301 if someone pays you $11.50 for a sammich, if you're not a leftist jackass, you're probably making money

the left is anti- your making money

margins in food are really small

why do they hate poor food workers?

Posted by: Feh at October 13, 2015 06:53 PM (Uk9e2)

302 Apparently there's a tell all book on Biden too:

http://tinyurl.com/qylfao8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2015 06:53 PM (GERXL)

303 ***"...if only they could see everything as problematic, as the Class Warriors of the New Left do."***


Meet the new Left, same as the old Left.


They've come up with no new ideas in the last 100 years.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 13, 2015 06:54 PM (Wckf4)

304 I don't care about your egg sandwich problem, as a smoker I don't care about your e-cig problem. I DO CARE THAT THERE IS ANOTHER INFATADA IN ISRAEL.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2015 06:54 PM (hxyni)

305 >288 Yes, rich people get better shit. Good for them.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2015 06:47 PM (Xa4vS)

Which is why I want to be rich. And which is why most people want to be rich.

It's like it's human nature or something.

Posted by: all doubt removed at October 13, 2015 06:54 PM (KWGc0)

306 Andycanuck

Na just Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 06:54 PM (mcm0N)

307 Can we have the Dem debate down in the basement where the Pit and Pendulum are located? Hillary! gets the Iron Maiden.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 06:55 PM (1dGls)

308 All I can say is that a breakfast anything without bacon is apostasy! You will be judged!

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at October 13, 2015 06:55 PM (2DqNm)

309 The most ridiculous part of this is that $11.50 is hardly elite.

Yeah, it's more than Joe Six-Pack probably wants to spend on an egg sammich, but if Joe wants to, he can splurge and eat like the hoi-polloi without even sweating the check.

Did the 'upscalification' of coffee at Starbucks have similar fainting-couch status with the media douchers?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 13, 2015 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

310 Kirk worth more than twenty Foucaults.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 06:56 PM (mcm0N)

311 "What Obama has said is unimportant, and we do not hear his words."

Posted by: Vlad Putin at October 13, 2015 06:56 PM (9Fc79)

312 It would be hilariously funny if they start testing for weed and charging a shit ton more on insurance because of it. Oh the screaming!



Because nicotine? That stuff leaves your system very, VERY quickly. If you had an inkling of a test, you could gut out a day without a smoke and pass it. Good luck doing that with weed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 13, 2015 06:56 PM (4ErVI)

313 They've come up with no new ideas in the last 100 years.

Das Kapital vol I was published in 1867. Just shy of 150 years ago.

The Wave of the Future, it ain't.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 06:56 PM (rwI+c)

314 Kirk is worth more than twenty million Quatloos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 06:56 PM (1dGls)

315 FML my favorite breakfast gas station has stopped selling wraps. A brown wrap is a deep fried sausage in a slice of white bread, red wrap is same thing with a smoked sausage.

Posted by: timitss at October 13, 2015 06:56 PM (Pa9vP)

316 And Das Kapital only got published because Marx was mooching off of Engel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 06:57 PM (1dGls)

317 Read Marx for about 5 minutes and you're exposed to this same level of shallow end thought dressed up as deep shit.


And no, I'm not cleaning up those metaphors.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 13, 2015 06:58 PM (Wckf4)

318 The Old Left at least had a theory to explain their desires. The New Left just has tantrums.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 06:58 PM (rwI+c)

319 I'm a political junkie but--this might be the first debate I skip by choice.

Still there's that train wreck thing that makes me want to almost watch...frig.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 06:59 PM (mcm0N)

320 My fingernails are shot. Now I'm starting on my knuckles. By the time this game is finished I may be a double amputee.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 06:59 PM (dFi94)

321 Marxism has the same shallow plausibility as Malthusianism.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 07:00 PM (rwI+c)

322 The New Soviet Man in the United States is Pajama Boy.

I hope Marx and Lenin are roasting over a spit even faster in Hell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 07:00 PM (1dGls)

323 If you're egg sandwich costs $11.50, it's only because the hash slinger behind the grill is being paid a minimum living wage of $15 per hour.

Posted by: Fritz at October 13, 2015 07:00 PM (3tjn4)

324 Speaking of the academic left, South Korea is going to have State History books now to counter the 'leftwing bias' that has been creeping into the private history books. Just when I don't think I can like those people any more, they go and do stuff like that....



Of course, Japan cancelled all of their humanities courses, which is even better.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 13, 2015 07:00 PM (AC0lD)

325
BREAKING: Emergency security cabinet meeting ended, Israeli forces will be able to put lock-down on areas in East Jerusalem when necessary

===========
Good! Lock those fkers down!

Whenever these aholes behave themselves, Israel loosens restrictions. But palis are so stupid they cant figure out the connection.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 07:01 PM (iQIUe)

326 Also, I loved the Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser stories as a teen, and all their wenching and dicing escapades. Even played the Lankhmar board game.

Ah, when the short story was king!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 13, 2015 07:01 PM (jR7Wy)

327 When's the Mets' game start?

I want to watch a team with a chance.

Posted by: Clark, the Cubs mascot at October 13, 2015 07:02 PM (ECrmY)

328 If you like Fafhrd and Grey Mouser tales, "The Sadness of the Executioner" is a really good one. Death (the entity) only has a brief span of time left in his existence and decides to try and kill the dynamic duo as a last, final tasking. Not very long, but very well written.

I have it in my copy of "Return to Lankhmar" but it might be in other collections as well....

Posted by: Pave Low John at October 13, 2015 07:02 PM (b5yHT)

329 Marxism has the same shallow plausibility as Malthusianism.

And appeals to the same shallow human impulses.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 13, 2015 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

330 bet these wipes fork out $$$ for their Starbucks latte's

but Starbucks contributes Dem, so it's the correct politics

tools

Posted by: Feh at October 13, 2015 07:02 PM (Uk9e2)

331 YEEESSSSS! Waveland Avenue baby!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:02 PM (RAamA)

332 Matt Damon is selling his LA house. Bought in 2013 for 15 mil and now wants to sell for 20 mil. He made such a big effin deal about finding the proper progressive school for his kids out here. They indocrinate early. Well, his boy friend, Ben is also selling. I think everyone is moving back to FL.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 06:48 PM (iQIUe)


What happens to CA house and property prices if a certain GOP candidate gets elected and all the illegals suddenly leave Californicated?

UP or DOWN?

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2015 07:03 PM (SukjU)

333 I know it's not Waveland Avenue. Sue me!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:03 PM (RAamA)

334 Quatloos--

Great my brain saw squat loo, and then got a vision of Hillary.
Gawd.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 13, 2015 07:03 PM (mcm0N)

335 YEEESSSSS! Waveland Avenue baby!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:02 PM (RAamA)
==================
Man alive that was a huge one! I hope someone had a glove over on Waveland!

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:04 PM (dFi94)

336 I eagerly await the day when the rich proggies at Vox and the Washington Post discuss the oppression inherent in the upscale wines they blabber about endlessly in their Sunday Style sections

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2015 07:04 PM (GrXXa)

337 Did the 'upscalification' of coffee at Starbucks have similar fainting-couch status with the media douchers?


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel


I won't be happy until my eggs are golden and my coffee has passed through a civet cat's bowels before I drink it.

**twirls moustaches, adjusts pince nez**

Posted by: pep at October 13, 2015 07:04 PM (LAe3v)

338 clean up

uh oh

how's this: goddam I love the smell of tomatoes on the vine

Posted by: Feh at October 13, 2015 07:04 PM (Uk9e2)

339 Sheffield ? Clark ?? Who knows. oh look ny glass is empty again

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:04 PM (dFi94)

340 Sometimes you gotta just laugh and point. Then I remember we're paying good gummint cheese to people to gat Masters and PhDs in dreck like this.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 13, 2015 07:05 PM (Bd48Y)

341 Marxism has the same shallow plausibility as Malthusianism.


By which I mean it makes sense in a zero-sum mechanistic universe without human innovation or incentives. The Herd of Independent Thinkers are a remarkable shallow thinking bunch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 07:05 PM (rwI+c)

342 Take a few minutes to re-read "On The Jewish Question" and tell me it doesn't read like a modern leftwinger's reduction of large groups of people to mere caricatures.


But don't you DARE tell a Lefty that Fascists were heavily influenced by Marx and Engels.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 13, 2015 07:05 PM (Wckf4)

343 336
I eagerly await the day when the rich proggies at Vox and the Washington
Post discuss the oppression inherent in the upscale wines they blabber
about endlessly in their Sunday Style sections


Hell, 99% of them get their groceries from Whole Foods.

Posted by: pep at October 13, 2015 07:06 PM (LAe3v)

344 re: BECs

I admit, i've eaten some of the $10 BECs in NYC and at fancy stupid breakfast places.

Truth be told, best BEC I've ever had (and I used to be a regular) was in the 'burbs and cost $4 flat, cash only, no tax.

They called it a "bacon doubler" (as in, bacon egg and cheese, everything doubled.)

Fucking delicious.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 13, 2015 07:06 PM (AkOaV)

345 Actually have to look and see what ridiculous price they are asking now. Also need to see what my next short-term work-around will be.

I wore myself out asking this question last year - but how the f**k did this, easily the largest, fastest, most dramatic and important artificial cost increase in anyone's life in modern history (for those on private plans), not generate even a tiny blip of interest in the press or society or politics?

Rhetorical question. But pretty stunning.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2015 06:44 PM

~~~

I'm paying $1,200/month and just got a letter saying there will be an increase next year of approximately 30%. Only thing saving me is that my husband's company had a "Retiree Medical Account" which is helping a whole lot. Hopefully, I won't run out of that RMA money before I can switch to Medicare and a supplemental.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 13, 2015 07:06 PM (E6RIJ)

346 What happens to CA house and property prices if a certain GOP candidate gets elected and all the illegals suddenly leave Californicated?

UP or DOWN?


Up. Housing stocks will have to replaced after the burning.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 07:06 PM (rwI+c)

347 Sheffield ? Clark ?? Who knows. oh look ny glass is empty again
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:04 PM (dFi94)

****

My Bartender just bought me one because I am single handedly getting getting the whole joint into this game.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:06 PM (RAamA)

348 Fafhrd and Gray Mouser are great books. I recommend to everyone (and have all the books).

This article... so they're saying that if you pay more for something, you get a better version?

...is this satire or something?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 07:06 PM (39g3+)

349 Over/under on whether more words are written tomorrow analyzing the minutiae of Trump's tweets than the entire DNC debate? Because the media will needs squirrels to distract from that snoozefest and HillaryFail.

Posted by: LizLem at October 13, 2015 07:06 PM (hvf9s)

350 But I could afford to spend $11 a day on BECs if I so desired.

I don't.

But I could.

Easily.

And I'm not rich.

I'm almost kind of insulted at the inference that i couldn't afford it TBH.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 13, 2015 07:07 PM (AkOaV)

351
Charles C. W. Cooke charlescwcooke
What's the point in being rich if you can't have better breakfast sandwiches than other people?




Like beans on toast for your breakfast nosh, whut ho!



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 13, 2015 07:07 PM (kdS6q)

352 Ill Met in Lahnkmar

Or the time they had to wait for the 'girl who came' because our heroes were having all this bad luck.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 07:07 PM (1dGls)

353
What happens to CA house and property prices if a certain GOP
candidate gets elected and all the illegals suddenly leave
Californicated?


Demand plummets, prices follow.

California's built a house of cards, like the great thinkers they've always been.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 13, 2015 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

354 The storyline with all the rats is a terrific series of stories. Very creepy with extremely unlikely villains that makes perfect sense

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 07:08 PM (39g3+)

355 All Hail Eris, check your email.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 07:09 PM (1dGls)

356 I wonder if this idiot realizes that should a "living wage" become mandatory like it has in Seattle and LA, all breakfast sammies will cost $11.50 just so that the restaurateur can afford to pay his workers, pay his sky-high Manhattan rent AND make a profit.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 07:09 PM (NOIQH)

357 California's built a house of cards, like the great thinkers they've always been.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 13, 2015 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

But I just banned all guns on CA campuses and gave illegals free voting rights!! How can this be so?!?!

Posted by: Jerry Brown at October 13, 2015 07:10 PM (hvf9s)

358 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:06 PM (RAamA)

========================



During the Sammy Sosa years, Little Winger caught a foul ball off the bat of Sosa. I have it in one of those plastic case things.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:10 PM (dFi94)

359 Also, I loved the Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser stories as a teen

Okay, that was pretty word. I momentarily thought I was on a different blog--I literally have another window open reading about lessons learned from reading all the books in Appendix N.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 13, 2015 07:10 PM (2lndx)

360 So...is Damon moving back to MA?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 07:10 PM (NOIQH)

361
Debate Schedule:

Introductions: ten minutes.
Pee break.
Introductions: ten more minutes
Pee break.
Half hour of QA.
Pee break. Phew!
Nap time: one hour.
Final questions: 10 minutes.
Pee break, cocktails.

Posted by: wth - Czar Bomba at October 13, 2015 07:11 PM (wAQA5)

362 During the Sammy Sosa years, Little Winger caught a foul ball off the bat of Sosa. I have it in one of those plastic case things.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:10 PM (dFi94)

*******

That is awesome!

In all the many times I went when I was a kid with my mitt, never even got close to one.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:11 PM (RAamA)

363 See the Violence Inherent in the Sandwich!!!

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!!

Posted by: Dennis at October 13, 2015 07:11 PM (GrXXa)

364 I don't know about the rest of the Horde, but I don't know if I can stand to watch the Dem crapfest tonight.

If most of you are following The Donald on Twitter (which I'm not on), how are you going to snark on the actual Hillary! love fest while following Trump at the same time?

Ahmmm tahred.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 07:11 PM (FsuaD)

365 But I just banned all guns on CA campuses and gave illegals free voting rights!! How can this be so?!?!
Posted by: Jerry Brown


I can no longer chew Red Man chewing tobacco there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 13, 2015 07:12 PM (9Fc79)

366
I eagerly await the day when the rich proggies at Vox and the Washington Post discuss the oppression inherent in the upscale wines they blabber about endlessly in their Sunday Style sections
Posted by: kbdabear




Hey, watch it!

Posted by: The National Review Wine Club - This Month's Selection: Chateau Lafite du Ponnuru '98

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 13, 2015 07:12 PM (kdS6q)

367 >>>So...is Damon moving back to MA?


Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 07:10 PM (NOIQH)<<<

Fuck that. I saw all the global warming they got last winter.

Posted by: MATT DAMON!!! at October 13, 2015 07:12 PM (ECrmY)

368 I just don't understand this article. The entire benefit of wealth is that you can get better things. That's the whole point of money. It buys things that having no money will not. Being angry because someone who has more money can get things you cannot is like being mad that the guy in the sun is getting a better tan than you do in the shade. Well no kidding, jackwagon. That's how it works.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 07:13 PM (39g3+)

369 I plan on very much enjoying not watching the Democrat jerkfest this evening.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 07:14 PM (A6ryA)

370 It's inflation. That's what happens when you print money like it's a commodity. It's not just fancy cheese. This nonsense article is really trying to prevent you from noticing inflation.

Posted by: simplemind at October 13, 2015 07:14 PM (BTnAK)

371 So...is Damon moving back to MA?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 07:10 PM (NOIQH)

******

I'm sure it will be to Florida, Texas, Tennesee....something like that. Because the proles are the ones who are supposed to pay more taxes.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:14 PM (RAamA)

372 There's a convenience store around the corner that features their Whole Hog Sandwich - bacon, ham, sausage, two fried eggs, two slices of cheese on grilled Texas toast for around five bucks. It is as awesome as it sounds.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 13, 2015 07:14 PM (e/W+h)

373 368 I just don't understand this article. The entire benefit of wealth is that you can get better things. That's the whole point of money. It buys things that having no money will not. Being angry because someone who has more money can get things you cannot is like being mad that the guy in the sun is getting a better tan than you do in the shade. Well no kidding, jackwagon. That's how it works.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 07:13 PM (39g3+)

It's called covetousness.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 07:14 PM (A6ryA)

374 No, I guess I didn't.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 13, 2015 06:42 PM (LA7Cm)

He looks really different.

Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (cbfNE)

375 Article Rebuttal: Thou shalt not covet.




Amazing how life gets much easier once you read the manual.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (dFi94)

376 The rich use better toilet paper right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (DUoqb)

377 359 Also, I loved the Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser stories as a teen

Okay, that was pretty word. I momentarily thought I was on a different blog--I literally have another window open reading about lessons learned from reading all the books in Appendix N.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 13, 2015 07:10 PM (2lndx)
---
No, "meta" is me cracking open my 1950 edition of "Gather, Darkness!" just as I see this thread. Ace is in my head!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (jR7Wy)

378
Matt Damon is selling his LA house. Bought in 2013 for 15 mil and now wants to sell for 20 mil.
................

That'll sure buy him a lot of upscale breakfast sandwiches.

Posted by: wth - Czar Bomba at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (wAQA5)

379
That's very selfish of them; don't they know they're supposed to die off?

Posted by: Liberal at October 13, 2015 06:47 PM (fUjxW)



Oh and speaking of this, my father-in-law was informed last week by his kidney doctor that his kidneys are failing and when they finally go, no he will not be given dialysis, because he's not worth saving (paraphrased, but you get the point).

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (q20+R)

380 Can't I even eat my Egg McMuffin in fucking peace?

Lord Almighty.

Posted by: mpfs at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (RTYBm)

381 This nonsense article is really trying to prevent you from noticing inflation.
Posted by: simplemind


Larry Kudlow said on his radio show that there is DEflation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 13, 2015 07:16 PM (9Fc79)

382 2 on, 2 out, Cubs up by two, bottom of the 7th




missing all my fingernails now

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:16 PM (dFi94)

383 Being angry because someone who has more money can get things you cannot
is like being mad that the guy in the sun is getting a better tan than
you do in the shade.


And yet, that is at the core of the political beliefs of half the population.

Posted by: pep at October 13, 2015 07:16 PM (LAe3v)

384 It's like the left yammering on about all the deaths that will be caused by global warming instead of giving two flips about the people actually being killed by radical islam -- like street magicians and soccer fans. (Yes, both those examples were beheaded for being un-islamic or somesuch.)

Posted by: elaine at October 13, 2015 07:16 PM (Y0Piu)

385 The sandwich isn't really the issue here. It's just a device for pushing the politics of envy. One might say it's an egg Maguffin.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 07:17 PM (A6ryA)

386 354 The storyline with all the rats is a terrific series of stories. Very creepy with extremely unlikely villains that makes perfect sense
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 07:08 PM (39g3+)
---
Is that the one with the vixen whom they notice is covered in fine downy hair and who has slightly prominent front teeth?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 13, 2015 07:17 PM (jR7Wy)

387 Which is more decadent a $6 cup of Coffee or an $11.50 BEC?

Posted by: Willy J. at October 13, 2015 07:17 PM (GfSPN)

388 haha Anna, it's always better in German!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 13, 2015 07:17 PM (jR7Wy)

389 362
During the Sammy Sosa years, Little Winger caught a foul ball off the
bat of Sosa. I have it in one of those plastic case things.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:10 PM (dFi94)




That's so cool!


When D'oh Boy was four, he and his dad were at a Braves game, and D'oh Boy (with help from Daddy) "caught" a ball by someone whose name I forget, but he's in the Hall of Fame (you can tell I'm a yuuuge sports fan).


D'oh Boy, who played T-ball at the time, took the ball and threw it back. It was up on the Jumbotron, so everyone in the park laughed. Ref picked up the ball, walked over, and handed the ball to husband. It's upstairs somewhere with all the crap son has yet to move to his hovel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 07:17 PM (FsuaD)

390 I just don't understand this article.

Envy animates the Left.

It doesn't feed more people, it just wants to make sure no one eats any more than anyone else.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 13, 2015 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

391 It's called covetousness.

Well yeah but its idiot coveting. Its like coveting that tall guy for reaching higher than you do. Yes, that's what height means: they can reach higher. What kind of idiot doesn't understand this?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 07:18 PM (39g3+)

392 Are they beheading mimes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 13, 2015 07:18 PM (9Fc79)

393 If you are a useless person this is the crap you obsess over. Breakfast sandwiches. Someone using a word you don't like. Having nothing to do all day that makes a difference to anyone including yourself. Gazing at your navel full of fuzz. Here is an idea. Make your own goddamned breakfast sandwich and put any f'ing thing you want in it and eat it instead of going somewhere where some illegal gets paid to put a f'ing piece of egg and bread in front of you because you are too useless to hit a lick at a snake and make it yourself to cram in your gob. And make your own goddamned coffee too. Idiots.

Posted by: Lester at October 13, 2015 07:18 PM (2UPXV)

394 2 on, 2 out, Cubs up by two, bottom of the 7th

missing all my fingernails now
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:16 PM (dFi94)

*****

And they left 2 stranded. Boys, boys, boys....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:18 PM (RAamA)

395
>>>So...is Damon moving back to MARS?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 07:10 PM (NOIQH)<<<
........................

Leetle fix there

Posted by: wth - Czar Bomba at October 13, 2015 07:19 PM (wAQA5)

396 One might say it's an egg Maguffin.

One might, but then one would be beaten with socks full of padlocks.

Posted by: pep at October 13, 2015 07:19 PM (LAe3v)

397 They pay eleven fidy plus tax and plus a drink and the potato cakes for an Egg McMuffin in NYC? That must mean they're paying fifteen bucks for a fast food breakfast.

No wonder those people are angry all the time. Jeeze man, get out of NYC where you can live a normal life instead of in a socialist ant hill.

Posted by: Nathen Filgrim at October 13, 2015 07:19 PM (2XLM6)

398 WaPo guy is a beta twat and proud of it.

I've been saving some caviar, I'm going to put it on my eggs tomorrow because I can.

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at October 13, 2015 07:19 PM (X+HRW)

399 What time does the demonrat clusterfork start tonite? I have to start drinking soon, Not that I'm watching that total mess of shit. Anderson Pooper can diaf.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 07:19 PM (ucDmr)

400 my father-in-law was informed last week by his
kidney doctor that his kidneys are failing and when they finally go, no
he will not be given dialysis, because he's not worth saving
(paraphrased, but you get the point).


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (q20+R)
====================

That is outrageous. I want to slap somebody. My gosh the libs can tweet about their egg sandwiches but an actual human being is not worth our resources.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:20 PM (dFi94)

401 376 The rich use better toilet paper right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (DUoqb)
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I like the Archimedes Palimpsest.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 13, 2015 07:20 PM (jR7Wy)

402 When D'oh Boy was four, he and his dad were at a Braves game, and D'oh Boy (with help from Daddy) "caught" a ball by someone whose name I forget, but he's in the Hall of Fame (you can tell I'm a yuuuge sports fan).

Gotta be, what, like 20 years ago? So maybe McGriff or Justice?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 07:20 PM (39g3+)

403 in the land of the no-brain people, the dude with one brain cell is king


or should be; or should try to be, or something. Wait, what did I say?



Posted by: Ronny in Rotterdam at October 13, 2015 07:20 PM (8CdUx)

404 378
Matt Damon is selling his LA house. Bought in 2013 for 15 mil and now wants to sell for 20 mil.
................

That'll sure buy him a lot of upscale breakfast sandwiches.
Posted by: wth - Czar Bomba at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (wAQA5)



Getting them fresh on Mars is a bitch.

Posted by: buzzion at October 13, 2015 07:20 PM (z/Ubi)

405 Chickenshit isn't exclusively cowardice, although cowardice is a component of chickenshit. Chickenshit is a tendency to obsess over the trivial as a way of coping with one's inability to affect or effect things that actually matter.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 13, 2015 07:20 PM (MxONJ)

406 The sandwich isn't really the issue here. It's just a device for pushing the politics of envy. One might say it's an egg Maguffin.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 13, 2015 07:17 PM (A6ryA)

****

*Golf clap*

Well done. Very well done.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:20 PM (RAamA)

407
IDF sends 2 additional battalions to West Bank, 3 companies to Jerusalem/WB perimeter & 2 battalions to Gaza border.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 07:21 PM (iQIUe)

408
Because nicotine? That stuff leaves your system
very, VERY quickly. If you had an inkling of a test, you could gut out a
day without a smoke and pass it. Good luck doing that with weed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 13, 2015 06:56 PM (4ErVI)



And there's also people like me, who vape zero nicotine juice, because we like the routine but are off the nic. Only vape at home. How could they ever prove that I did?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 13, 2015 07:21 PM (q20+R)

409 I knew you would appreciate my eclectic style of collecting.

*looks on inside cover at the map of Newhon* So that is where Average Joe lives - the Trollsteps.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 07:21 PM (1dGls)

410 Gotta be, what, like 20 years ago? So maybe McGriff or Justice?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 07:20 PM (39g3+)


Swear I can't remember. Husband wrote the name and date on the ball.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 07:21 PM (FsuaD)

411 376 The rich use better toilet paper right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (DUoqb)

It's unfair that the rich can by charmin with the pink bears, while the poor have to use pages from the NYT sunday edition.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 13, 2015 07:21 PM (AkOaV)

412 Envy is wanting the same stuff someone else has. Covetousness is wanting his stuff.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at October 13, 2015 07:21 PM (rwI+c)

413 D'oh Boy, who played T-ball at the time, took the
ball and threw it back. It was up on the Jumbotron, so everyone in the
park laughed. Ref picked up the ball, walked over, and handed the ball
to husband. It's upstairs somewhere with all the crap son has yet to
move to his hovel.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 07:17 PM (FsuaD)
=====================

Good ref - Ha !

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:21 PM (dFi94)

414 Ace ... At the risk of "calling you out" ...

... That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Sure, some folks, including you, will go down with the ship. You have no other options.

Some of us have options. Shotguns, rifles, four wheel drives. Long haired country boys, and all that.

Posted by: Irony at October 13, 2015 07:21 PM (AHKXf)

415 demonrat clusterfork starts at 9 eastern but not before Hillary can get a snootful of Pappy Van Winkle

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at October 13, 2015 07:21 PM (X+HRW)

416 401
376 The rich use better toilet paper right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (DUoqb)

---

I like the Archimedes Palimpsest.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag


I'm a Da Vinci Codex man, myself. Mmmmmmm, plush.

Posted by: pep at October 13, 2015 07:21 PM (LAe3v)

417 I never coveted anything in my life that didn't have 2 legs and tits

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:22 PM (DUoqb)

418 It's this sort of psychotic envy that annoys me in the instances when idiots try to tell me that Jesus was a socialist.

Jesus' entire point was "Don't get caught up in that. It may look like that other guy has it better right now, but God will straighten that out in the end." God will. Not government.

Why are some people so damned obsessed with the fact that someone else has it "better" than they do?

It doesn't keep me awake nights knowing that some other guy has 4 yachts.

Posted by: RKae at October 13, 2015 07:22 PM (G1Sde)

419 I never coveted anything in my life that didn't have 2 legs and tits
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:22 PM (DUoqb)


Oh and red hair. I'm a sucker for red hair

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:22 PM (DUoqb)

420 Arms optional?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 07:22 PM (1dGls)

421 Oh my gosh I am never going to make it through this game. I have chewed my right arm nearly up to the elbow.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:22 PM (dFi94)

422 Oh and speaking of this, my father-in-law was informed last week by his kidney doctor that his kidneys are failing and when they finally go, no he will not be given dialysis, because he's not worth saving (paraphrased, but you get the point).
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (q20+R)

Types
Deletes
I blame TFG for this.

Prayers for your FIL

Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 07:23 PM (cbfNE)

423 Recall Bernie Sanders' Great Deodorant Theorem, that an economy's woes are inversely proportional to the number of choices of deodorant available.

Somehow 28 choices of deodorant is just wasteful excess, better to limit choices to allow wealth to be spread to other uses.

But Bernie's too fucking stupid (like all socialists) to realize that his approach is merely about the destruction of wealth, which takes it away from everybody.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 13, 2015 07:23 PM (oVJmc)

424 The way I see it, the real story is someone being surprised there's an $11.50 breakfast sandwich being sold in Manhattan. The most expensive place to live in America has restaurants with exorbitant prices? Well I'll be dipped in shit...

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 13, 2015 07:23 PM (e/W+h)

425 Oh my gosh I am never going to make it through this game. I have chewed my right arm nearly up to the elbow.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:22 PM (dFi94)


If the Yankees can't win it, and now a days they can't win anything, and even though the Cubbies are in that other league, I am kinda pulling for them.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:23 PM (DUoqb)

426 OH MY GOSH

THREE MORE OUTS

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:23 PM (dFi94)

427 if it's a Macguffin it's just a plot device and doesn't matter what It actually is


or isn't. Like the "government secrets" in 'Notorious'. So there...


Ingrid Bergman, man.

Posted by: Ronny in Rotterdam at October 13, 2015 07:24 PM (8CdUx)

428 I like the Archimedes Palimpsest.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,


palimpsest
pussilanimous
unguent

Words that you have read but never hear spoken.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2015 07:24 PM (JmGFJ)

429 For the sake of the Horde, woman, don't hurt those elbows!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 13, 2015 07:24 PM (aLXXe)

430 Arms optional?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 07:22 PM (1dGls)


Well if she has a nice ass, yeah I guess so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:24 PM (DUoqb)

431 Well I know of a more productive way to spend the evening instead of watching the debates - get cracking on the writing.

I am looking forward to writing about Il Duce's buffoons and their spangled uniforms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 07:24 PM (1dGls)

432 There is absolutely no way the Cubs can blow this now.

It's in the bag.

Done deal.

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 07:24 PM (rjtGa)

433 My MiL is the worst when it comes to stinginess.

Always had money. Lots of it.

Buys the cheapest, worst toilet paper.

And one year, for my birfday, "gifted" me a box of place mats and napkins she had picked up somewhere. Still had the food stains on them.

My friends and I had a laugh over it. I laundered them and gave them to Goodwill.

The old girl, however, has expensive tastes when it comes to herself.

Typical liberal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 07:24 PM (FsuaD)

434 That is outrageous. I want to slap somebody. My gosh
the libs can tweet about their egg sandwiches but an actual human being
is not worth our resources.


Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:20 PM (dFi94)



Tell me about it. My husband and I hit the roof.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 13, 2015 07:25 PM (q20+R)

435 I use unguent in normal conversation. Also nostrum. And nugatory.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at October 13, 2015 07:25 PM (rwI+c)

436 Go Cubs, eff the Cards. So sick of their entitled ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 13, 2015 07:25 PM (ucDmr)

437 Oh and red hair. I'm a sucker for red hair

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:22 PM (DUoqb)


keep dreamin', big boy

Posted by: Lucille Ball naked at October 13, 2015 07:26 PM (8CdUx)

438 You Cubs fans going to be like this every game? Still need 8 more W's...yikes

Posted by: Doom Rider at October 13, 2015 07:26 PM (ImLO6)

439 OH MY GOSH

THREE MORE OUTS
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:23 PM (dFi94)

*****

If they take this, I am going to have to call that service that drives you and your car home.

Which would be funny as hell, cuz my current car is a taxi.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:26 PM (RAamA)

440 Nugatory?

Is that a thing?

It should be.

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 07:26 PM (rjtGa)

441 So did this Voice of the Poor Oppressed Working Man crank this shit out over a cup of black Dunkin' Donuts coffee or a Starbucks Caramel Macchiato?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2015 07:27 PM (GrXXa)

442 Nugatory?

Is that were all the bad nugent goes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 07:27 PM (1dGls)

443 go Cubs

nice one over the Wrigley wall

Posted by: Feh at October 13, 2015 07:27 PM (Uk9e2)

444 Is that a thing?

Just a trifle.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at October 13, 2015 07:27 PM (rwI+c)

445 There is absolutely no way the Cubs can blow this now.



It's in the bag.



Done deal.

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 07:24 PM (rjtGa)
=============================

DON'T JINX IT !!

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:27 PM (dFi94)

446 @405 On chickenshit:
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, and thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied-over with the pale cast of thought -- and enterprises, of great pith and moment, with this regard their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action.

Fucking humanities classes. Nut those motherfuckers! I hate my English major boss! And those goddamn philosophy majors on the Board of Directors too!

I'm Turning Japanese! I suck their lack of humanity!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 13, 2015 07:27 PM (xq1UY)

447 *looks on inside cover at the map of Newhon* So that is where Average Joe lives - the Trollsteps.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 07:21 PM (1dGls)
---
Betwixt the Claws and the Cold Waste!

There's a Tim Kirk map of Lankhmar in my Atlas of Fantasy. Nun Street, Silver Street, Gold Street, Pimp Street, Whore Street, Plague Court, Plague Alley...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 13, 2015 07:27 PM (jR7Wy)

448
376 The rich use better toilet paper right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (DUoqb)
............................

That's why they only need one square.

Posted by: wth - Czar Bomba at October 13, 2015 07:27 PM (wAQA5)

449 he security cabinet on Tuesday night approved a series of additional security measures to deal with the recent wave of terror.

Among the measures upon which it was decided:

The Cabinet authorized the Israeli police to impose a closure or seal points of friction in Jerusalem according to security considerations.
In addition to the demolition of homes of terrorists, rebuilding a home in the place where the home of a terrorist was demolished will be prohibited.
The assets of terrorists who carried out attacks will be confiscated.
Permanent residency of terrorists will be revoked.
An enlargement and expansion of the operational forces of the Israel Police.
The recruitment of 300 additional security guards for public transportation in Jerusalem at a cost of 80 million shekels.
The Cabinet authorized the police to reinforce using IDF troops in cities and on the roads.
The Cabinet instructed the IDF to immediately deploy forces along the sensitive parts of the border fence. The Prime Minister also instructed for work to begin on the completion of the security fence.


Well that's ok for starters

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:27 PM (DUoqb)

450 Nugatory?
Pis that where you keep the nougat?

I did use sanguine today talking to el kiddo.

Posted by: @votermom at October 13, 2015 07:28 PM (cbfNE)

451 Cub Triple !

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:28 PM (dFi94)

452 You Cubs fans going to be like this every game? Still need 8 more W's...yikes
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 13, 2015 07:26 PM (ImLO6)

******

No.

Next round we will be exponentially worse and even more insufferable.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:28 PM (RAamA)

453 Dead Sea Parchment. Now on handy extra large scrolls.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 13, 2015 07:28 PM (8ZskC)

454 435
I use unguent in normal conversation. Also nostrum. And nugatory.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes


Again, I'm a jejune man myself.

Posted by: pep at October 13, 2015 07:28 PM (LAe3v)

455 keep dreamin', big boy
Posted by: Lucille Ball naked at October 13, 2015 07:26 PM (8CdUx)

Well I would not kick ya out of bed. Does Ricky own a gun?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:29 PM (DUoqb)

456 here we go Rizzo

Posted by: Feh at October 13, 2015 07:29 PM (Uk9e2)

457 If they take this, I am going to have to call that service that drives you and your car home.



Which would be funny as hell, cuz my current car is a taxi.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:26 PM (RAamA)
==================

Heh

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:29 PM (dFi94)

458 So did this Voice of the Poor Oppressed Working Man crank this shit out over a cup of black Dunkin' Donuts coffee or a Starbucks Caramel Macchiato?

Between leisurely sips of penis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at October 13, 2015 07:29 PM (rwI+c)

459 Come on Rizzo

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:29 PM (dFi94)

460 In addition to the demolition of homes of terrorists, rebuilding a home in the place where the home of a terrorist was demolished will be prohibited.

Hah. Sucks for Muslims to have the "Pact of Umar" turned against those who actually deserve it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 13, 2015 07:30 PM (aLXXe)

461 416 401
376 The rich use better toilet paper right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (DUoqb)
---
I like the Archimedes Palimpsest.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag
I'm a Da Vinci Codex man, myself. Mmmmmmm, plush.
Posted by: pep at October 13, 2015 07:21 PM (LAe3v)


Declaration of Independence for me. Have you read that crap? It's like they hate me, personally. G-- D-- racists.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 13, 2015 07:30 PM (iMxBJ)

462 That sounds cool to have a map of Lankhmar. Still would not want to brave those streets without a native guide and a small army of bodyguards. Much like visiting Tai-Tastigon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 07:30 PM (1dGls)

463 I sometimes donate to eleemosynary organizations.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 13, 2015 07:30 PM (8ZskC)

464
Nugatory?

Is that were all the bad nugent goes?
Posted by: Anna Puma
.........................

Or where you go for torturing little brother with your knuckles all day?

Posted by: wth - Czar Bomba at October 13, 2015 07:31 PM (wAQA5)

465 How about a great big sandwich for a kid not yet born ?

This shit makes me mad.

Posted by: Irony at October 13, 2015 07:31 PM (AHKXf)

466 all those who saw the Cubs the last time they were in the World Series are dead

all of them

Posted by: Feh at October 13, 2015 07:32 PM (Uk9e2)

467 Sorry Grammie -- I was just messing with you.

That's not right.

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 07:32 PM (rjtGa)

468 Take it from some one who traveled in the old eastern block, you want newsprint and NOT any glossy type of paper.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 07:32 PM (iQIUe)

469 I sometimes donate to eleemosynary organizations.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Well that's just supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at October 13, 2015 07:32 PM (X+HRW)

470 463 I sometimes donate to eleemosynary organizations.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 13, 2015 07:30 PM (8ZskC)


I had an eschatalogical in my adult diapers. My staff was worried it wouldn't happen before the debate. And yes, I call Huma "My Staff." Never mind why.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 13, 2015 07:32 PM (iMxBJ)

471 A couple of activists... well, a bored female college student and what I always personally called a "hambeast" in my non-reconstructed youth, were handing out pamphlets calling for the end of culling of wild horses in wilderness areas.

I asked if they cared about the Yazidi women and Christian women in the mideast being systematically raped, and I got first the denial, "we care very much" and the deflection "but we are talking about loosing entire bloodlines"

I repeated that back to them. And walked on.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2015 07:32 PM (3pRHP)

472 I wonder how Hillary! preps for a debate.

Blood of unborn babies topped with a generous pour of vodka?

Neck massage by Huma?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 07:32 PM (FsuaD)

473 >>And there's also people like me, who vape zero nicotine juice, because we like the routine but are off the nic. Only vape at home. How could they ever prove that I did?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod

Can't. The concern, however, is the use of nicotine which is most likely the majority of folks who vape. Likely no one cares about the vaping if you don't use nicotine.

Posted by: Aviator at October 13, 2015 07:33 PM (c7vUv)

474 461
416 401

376 The rich use better toilet paper right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2015 07:15 PM (DUoqb)

---

I like the Archimedes Palimpsest.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag

I'm a Da Vinci Codex man, myself. Mmmmmmm, plush.

Posted by: pep at October 13, 2015 07:21 PM (LAe3v)



Declaration of Independence for me. Have you read that crap? It's like they hate me, personally. G-- D-- racists.

Posted by: Barack Obama


Huh, I had you figured for the Constitution.

Posted by: pep at October 13, 2015 07:33 PM (LAe3v)

475 Why are some people so damned obsessed with the fact that someone else has it "better" than they do?

It doesn't keep me awake nights knowing that some other guy has 4 yachts.
Posted by: RKae


Depends on the person

Simple rule of 3rds of Redistribution

1 / 3rd: Partly stunted maturity - still thinks e'rryone must share because 'CARING IS SHARING.'

2 / 3rd: Believes all effort is equal. Cannot accept that some have abilities that others, in a free-market setting, reward more than what they themselves can demonstrate.

3 / 3rd: Nihilsts - just want to see it burn.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2015 07:34 PM (JmGFJ)

476 *pauses*

Rome in 1938 with the Fascist... I could write like Lanhkmar or Tai-Tastigon. Because it probably was.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 07:34 PM (1dGls)

477 *googles Tai-Tastigon*

I've seen huzzahs here for the God Stalker novels. Feelings?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, self-aware douchebag at October 13, 2015 07:34 PM (jR7Wy)

478 There is deflation on electronics but go to the grocery store my friends.

Posted by: simplemind at October 13, 2015 07:34 PM (BTnAK)

479 CRAP !

Out at the plate !

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:35 PM (dFi94)

480 >>Article Rebuttal: Thou shalt not covet.
Amazing how life gets much easier once you read the manual.


Threadwinner

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2015 07:35 PM (NOIQH)

481 Deflation on elastic items but inflation on the things that are inelastic like food.

Posted by: simplemind at October 13, 2015 07:35 PM (BTnAK)

482 It might be worth watching if Hillary shows up drunk, calls Anderson Cooper Anderson Pooper, and at some point passes out and/or falls.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 13, 2015 07:36 PM (4ErVI)

483 Walked the bases loaded with Cubbies!

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:37 PM (dFi94)

484 The problem is not that there are $11 breakfast sandwiches.

The problem is that in the rest of the country that's six bucks tops, because of the cost of doing business in NYC .

Had a zillion-calorie Santa Fe Turkey Sausage Egg Mit at Noah's Bagels this morning. Out the door for eight bucks or so including OJ.


Posted by: JEM at October 13, 2015 07:37 PM (o+SC1)

485 >>>Deflation on elastic items but inflation on the things that are inelastic like food.

Posted by: simplemind at October 13, 2015 07:35 PM (BTnAK)<<<

Not in my house.

Posted by: Harry Reid's fucked up face at October 13, 2015 07:38 PM (ECrmY)

486 Mass Debater Thread up

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2015 07:38 PM (JmGFJ)

487 So who's gonna watch the debate tonight so I don't have to? I just wanna hear the good parts.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 13, 2015 07:38 PM (YFFpo)

488
THREE MORE OUTS


Posted by: grammie winger



I SEE FOUR OUTS!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at October 13, 2015 07:38 PM (+1T7c)

489 It might be worth watching if Hillary shows up drunk, calls Anderson Cooper Anderson Pooper, and at some point passes out and/or falls.


I can picture here going Total Recall: two weeks, TWO WEEKS, TTTWWWOOO WWWWEEEEKKKKSSS

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 07:38 PM (rwI+c)

490 The Cubbys got this I'm calling it a night.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2015 07:38 PM (FLRkA)

491 I think the #BlackBrunch crowd needs to go into McDonalds all across the nation and stare at Caucasians eating Egg McMuffins.

They need to be vigilant, lest those sneaky Caucasians try to order takeout or drivethru. "Hey! Whitey! Whatchoo orderin there? Dat an Egg McMustang? My fambly can't afford no Egg MacMutton cause you white privilege be take away my breakfiss sandwich!"

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 13, 2015 07:39 PM (ae4pN)

492 This guy just might walk in the next Cubbie run

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:40 PM (dFi94)

493 That was quick.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 07:40 PM (rwI+c)

494 nood debate thread

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2015 07:40 PM (FsuaD)

495 what the frick, ace?

you disappeared that thread like an inconvenient soviet hanging out with stalin.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 13, 2015 07:40 PM (AkOaV)

496
I wonder how Hillary! preps for a debate.

Blood of unborn babies topped with a generous pour of vodka?

Neck massage by Huma?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
.................

Pulling the wings off flies?
Kicking little dogs?
You know, things that may cheer her up a little and make her more HUMAN

Posted by: wth - Czar Bomba at October 13, 2015 07:40 PM (wAQA5)

497 Well its hard not to like Jame as a character. She wanders out of the Haunted Lands being chased by, what the simple minded would call zombies, to stumble into Tai-Tastigon. But the gates are open and there are no lights. Jame's luck is running true as she has stumbled into the city on the night of the Feast of the Dead Gods, the one night where the Gods who have lost all their followers come back. Naturally every smart person is cowering in their beds not showing a light and there is Jame outside floundering around. So Jame manages to thwart an attempted assassination. Where upon she gets sucked into a bitter sibling rivalry in the Thieves Guild when she becomes an apprentice thief all the while her race is known for being obsessed about honor. And to top things off further, the priest of her people in the city hates her and she is also moonlighting as an exotic dancer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2015 07:41 PM (1dGls)

498 I think the Cubs inflated their balls and deflated the Cards' balls.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 13, 2015 07:41 PM (c/3OG)

499 This debate will be a total snooze fest. I wish they could get an audiance so people could see what left wing kooks these people are.


Seriously. We got a admitted Socialist that is 100 years old and the rest of the candidates are going to try and out socialist him.



FDR would be proud as would Commie VP Henry Wallace.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 13, 2015 07:41 PM (jJRIy)

500 Dagnabbit - bases loaded with a 3-0 count and he swats it right to the 2nd baseman. For the love of pete.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:41 PM (dFi94)

501 I wonder how Hillary! preps for a debate.

Fully charging the exoskeleton.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 07:41 PM (rwI+c)

502 I feel that I was lied to.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:41 PM (RAamA)

503 [418
Why are some people so damned obsessed with the fact that someone else has it "better" than they do?

It doesn't keep me awake nights knowing that some other guy has 4 yachts.
Posted by: RKae at October 13, 2015 07:22 PM (G1Sde)/i]

Exactly.

Sony Records is releasing a set of Bob Dylan studio outtakes and rarities next month, and it's available in four different versions. The cheapest is a 2-disc set for $20, and the most expensive is an 18-disc set with hardcover book and other bells and whistles for $600. There are two other sets that are in between.

In a discussion thread at Amazon, there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth: Waaah! I want the 18-disc set but I can't afford it! It's so unfair!

There were so many class envy type comments that I had to speak up. Paraphrasing, it went something like this: "I can't afford a Porsche, but do I resent people who can? No. Do I resent Porsche for catering to that upscale market? No.

"Last year I bought a Mazda. While I couldn't afford a Porsche, I could have bought something more expensive than a Mazda, like, say, an Acura. But all I really need is basic transportation, and a Mazda suits me fine.

"So guess what? I ordered the 18-disc version. I can afford it in part *because* I bought a cheaper car. The beauty of the free market is that we can choose to spend our money on things that are important to us."

I got a couple of positive reactions to that comment, so I hope at least some people got it.

Posted by: rickl at October 13, 2015 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

504 100 wins the Cards should be able to pull this out but the way they've been playing the last month or so I don't think it will happen.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 07:42 PM (39g3+)

505
I think the Cubs inflated their balls and deflated the Cards' balls.


Posted by: olddog in mo at October 13, 2015 07:41 PM (c/3OG)
=========================

I dunno. Cubs just blew a really good shot right there. Three more chances for the Cards. I've seen this movie too many times.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:42 PM (dFi94)

506 You shall not covet ... anything that is your neighbor's

Posted by: tmitsss at October 13, 2015 07:42 PM (Pa9vP)

507 Stupid italicans.

Posted by: rickl at October 13, 2015 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

508 Nude non-nude.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 07:43 PM (rwI+c)

509 >>Mass Debater Thread up
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Thread tease.

Posted by: Aviator at October 13, 2015 07:43 PM (c7vUv)

510
Trump to 'live-tweet'...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 07:44 PM (iQIUe)

511 >>Mass Debater Thread up
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Thread tease.
Posted by: Aviator


Well, if you think about it, not really.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2015 07:44 PM (JmGFJ)

512 Here we go. Top of the 9th.

Posted by: rickl at October 13, 2015 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

513 one out

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:46 PM (dFi94)

514 Wrigley is gonna go nutsy koo koo

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:46 PM (dFi94)

515 two outs

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:47 PM (dFi94)

516 Tying run on.

Posted by: rickl at October 13, 2015 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

517 Schindler is on a roll....

I hope Jim Webb withstands the temptation, when hearing Hillary lie flagrantly about her emails, of throwing his Navy Cross at her head.

I hope Lincoln Chafee isn't so high he can't get through his explanation of how the BIG issue for 2016 is ....the metric system.

I hope Martin O'Malley will explain how he saved Baltimore, then Maryland, by locking up insane numbers of black people.

I hope Bernie Sanders will explain how, coming from a state that's 1/2 farmers and 1/2 NYC refugees, 99% of them white, he's a soul brother.

I hope Hillary Clinton will explain how she' s the "outsider" choice despite being the most connected plutocrat in the race. Also: Email?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 13, 2015 07:49 PM (iQIUe)

518 So one runner on but 2 outs for Cards. With 1 out yeah, that's a scary place for Cubs but now? I envision a groundout.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 07:50 PM (39g3+)

519 The Old Left at least had a theory to explain their desires. The New Left just has tantrums.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2015 06:58 PM (rwI+c)


The old left worked from the idea that the great sin of ages is inequality, and moved to assure that there would be equal access to the material goods in life. and decried the philosophy of religion that would promise benefits in the afterlife to allow the proletariat to forgo having material benefits in this world.

The new left works from the idea of enforced equality, and mocks the material goods freely available as being harmful to the psychological and emotional health of the society.

The left has gone from mocking with songs of "you will have pie in the sky when you die" to using them as hymns.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2015 07:50 PM (3pRHP)

520 Piscotti up to bat, his name always makes me hungry

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 07:51 PM (39g3+)

521 CUBS WIN !!! CUBS WIN !!!

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 13, 2015 07:51 PM (dFi94)

522 WOOOOOOOOO FCUKING HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Cubs win!

CUBS WIN!!!!!!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 13, 2015 07:51 PM (RAamA)

523 Cubs win.

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 07:51 PM (rjtGa)

524 Fly the W!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 13, 2015 07:51 PM (kLrYQ)

525 Eamus.
Catuli.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 13, 2015 07:51 PM (xq1UY)

526 Cubs Win! Cool!

Posted by: rickl at October 13, 2015 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

527 Cubs first team in the Final 4.

So to speak.

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 07:52 PM (rjtGa)

528 Well there's the win for the Cubs, congrats. I like the Cards but its nice to see Chicago get in for a change

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 13, 2015 07:53 PM (39g3+)

529 Piscotti up to bat, his name always makes me hungry

lol

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2015 07:53 PM (rjtGa)

530 "Do not speak to me of little things..."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 13, 2015 07:56 PM (xq1UY)

531 In my misspent professional career, I built a network for a state university; its first name server was fafhrd, and my desktop PC computer's name was mouser.

Because it was gray, you see.

I DID say it was misspent, didn't I?

Posted by: filbert at October 13, 2015 08:06 PM (/j9PE)

532 So rich NYC liberals drool over an expensive egg sandwich which drives up the price. Other liberals who are obsessed with expensive breakfasts anyhow(Starbucks) ,think that sandwich is a must have because everything else is GMO poison. Then the rich liberals complain that it is the evil capitalists that are keeping the good stuff out of the mouths of the other liberals.

Never mind the fact you can make a two week supply of those sandwiches for the price of 2 sandwiches if you made them yourself. That is no good because then you cant be seen at the trendy restaurant in your hipster breakfast eating outfit.

Posted by: Trapperguy at October 13, 2015 08:23 PM (cfC9U)

533 See also: Shitlib Inanities.

Posted by: Schaeffer at October 13, 2015 08:35 PM (SJ3hl)

534 Yeah, those darn richies who want better service and pay for it.

I can expect tomorrow the Post will run the article decrying me for paying for Amazon Prime so I can have faster shipping service when others can't do the same, right?

Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at October 13, 2015 09:05 PM (Ojki1)

535 A new term : assault burger . The super upscale everything and more on it

Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at October 13, 2015 09:22 PM (uvj0z)

536 This reminds me of that freedom from choice bc omg the stress crap we've heard from the left before. Its taking the negative of less consumer choice under central planning and spinning it into a positive

Posted by: A.G. at October 13, 2015 09:23 PM (TSg1U)

537 Hey babe, be a good girl and make me a sandwich, ok?

Posted by: BamaBubba at October 13, 2015 10:17 PM (vKTRb)

538 33: Just take them, monitor your blood pressure (CVS has either blood pressure machines and/or pharmacy techs that can take BP), and do the diet and exercise. If you don't like the effects of the medication, call your doctor. A cautionary tale: My cousin didn't like the side effects of one particular medication she was on (even though there are a quadrillion BP medications on the market), wouldn't call the doctor for another one, and subsequently, at the tender age of 50, died of a cerebral hemorrhage.

Posted by: Sarah at October 14, 2015 09:23 AM (Tc8ep)

539 >Is egg sandwich a euphemism for something dirty?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=egg+sandwich

You decide. :-)

Posted by: salfter at October 14, 2015 11:39 AM (kmvkg)

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