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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
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Hillary's Liberal Media Defenders Got the Word From Hillary HQ, I Guess
CNN:
The opposition to TPP from .@HillaryClinton shows that flexibility -- over standing her ground -- is one lesson learned from 2008.
— Jeff Zeleny (@jeffzeleny) October 7, 2015Clinton tried consistency with Iraq vote in 2008 and that didn't turn out well. So maybe that was among lessons learned for TPP and labor
— Chuck Todd (@chucktodd) October 7, 2015During a New Hampshire focus group of Democrats televised on MSNBC this morning, "Shannon" didn’t want to say what she really thinks of Hillary Clinton. The exchange with moderator Mark Halperin began with Shannon saying Hillary’s "scorned" tone can be "off-putting." "Tell me what it's like, what are you seeing," Halperin pressed. After sighing, Shannon replied, "You know, when she's -- I don't want to use the word," laughing. Then she whispered "bitchy" to Halperin.When Halperin asked the focus group to raise their hand if they thought "that" (her, um, let's say "consistency") could hurt her, everyone raised her hand. Video of that focus group at the link. Update: Jeff Zeleny was the guy who asked Obama, upon his inauguration in 2009, what he found "enchanted him the most" about the experience.
... A male voter said, "I like Hillary, I think she's a strong candidate. But she has that --,” pointing to Shannon, "that condescending and I can see that causing gridlock." Shannon jumped back in mimicking Clinton, "I'm a woman, I deserve it."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 05:43 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 07, 2015 05:44 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Beorn at October 07, 2015 05:44 PM (dGF4J)
Posted by: Carol at October 07, 2015 05:44 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 05:45 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 05:45 PM (Xo1Rt)
use the word," laughing. Then she whispered "bitchy" to Halperin.
I'll say it. Bitch. Bitch, bitch bitch. Also, c***.
Posted by: pep at October 07, 2015 05:45 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 07, 2015 05:46 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 05:46 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: pep at October 07, 2015 05:46 PM (LAe3v)
Will I get killed from believing this shit?
As tech. progresses, the shit gets weirder.
Posted by: Like, a statistician, but competent, b'cuz I have a philosophy degree and kno' induction, Like Hume at October 07, 2015 05:46 PM (YyXxw)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 07, 2015 05:46 PM (FAuWr)
Posted by: Mortimer at October 07, 2015 05:46 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 05:47 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: pep at October 07, 2015 05:47 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 05:43 PM (t2KH5)
I can't really blame them. She's an unlikable reptilian harpy. Obama blows off his presidential duties to go fundraising for Democrats. What has she ever done for anyone else but herself and her money laundering empire?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2015 05:47 PM (NA5LM)
Posted by: maddogg at October 07, 2015 05:47 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Kodak at October 07, 2015 05:47 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Mortimer at October 07, 2015 05:47 PM (0dcbp)
The left marches in lock step...hum? ....can think of a few other 'regimes" that did that...just saying
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 05:47 PM (DUoqb)
They were also "the left" they just used a different name because the hated the Russians.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 05:48 PM (t2KH5)
If Hillary every turns out to get knifed, the list of suspects would be longer and more distinguished than...
Well, I don't like to brag, but...
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 05:48 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Dick Cheney at October 07, 2015 05:48 PM (LAe3v)
Just like the communist cadres of the past century. There is no difference.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 07, 2015 05:48 PM (FAuWr)
Instead of shooting them the double bird while screaming Fuck You Assholes as does the GOP to it's voters and supporters.
Too bad what the Dim voters hate America and are clinically insane, but hey-
Their politicians deliver for them.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 05:48 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Irony at October 07, 2015 05:49 PM (/bNwY)
That was when she was listing Shrillary's good points.
And that's no joke. Being bitchy is one of Shrillary's only possible assets. The fact that she's an evil imbecile with no discernible talents, almost rivaling Barky, is her actual problem.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 07, 2015 05:49 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 05:49 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2015 05:49 PM (ztOda)
Sean Davis
In her 2014 memoir, Hillary Clinton listed the negotiation of TPP as one of her key accomplishments as Sec. of State
2014 was like a hundred years ago.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 07, 2015 05:49 PM (kdS6q)
13
pep!
Such language!
Posted by: Mortimer
Sometimes you just have to say what you mean.
Posted by: Dick Cheney
Don't I know it.
Posted by: Patrick Leahy at October 07, 2015 05:49 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 05:50 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Vlad, the insult comic Russian leader at October 07, 2015 05:50 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 05:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 05:50 PM (mcm0N)
"I believe that if I get down on all fours neaked in the streets of the deep blue cities at midnight, Jesus will engender in me, a male, another, alt-messia"
Hazardous driving alert along the Chesapeake Shore, Atlanta, and in the environs of Harvard, and Carlton Coll., the Harvard of Rice County.
Posted by: Like, a statistician, but competent, b'cuz I have a philosophy degree and kno' induction, Like Hume at October 07, 2015 05:50 PM (YyXxw)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 07, 2015 05:50 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 05:50 PM (iIzG7)
I think Hillary found her theme
"I'm a bitch. Deal with it"
and then her campaign song could be the "Bitch is Back" by Elton John or"Bitch" by Meredith Brooks
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 05:50 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Huma at October 07, 2015 05:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 05:51 PM (QU7W6)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 07, 2015 05:52 PM (Xa4vS)
Posted by: Joy Behar at October 07, 2015 05:52 PM (1CroS)
All I can say is that I hope she carries an extra pair of panties with her when she's out clubbing.
Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2015 05:52 PM (3tjn4)
And they have the fucking nerve to call us Nazis. Talk about projection.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 07, 2015 05:52 PM (FAuWr)
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 05:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bosnian snipers at October 07, 2015 05:53 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 05:53 PM (vsbNu)
PEREGRUZKA!!
Posted by: Queen Shrillary of Cankledom at October 07, 2015 05:53 PM (zc3Db)
use the word," laughing. Then she whispered "bitchy" to Halperin."
Take that Connie Chung. My Sonny Boy was right!
Posted by: Newt Gingrich's Mother at October 07, 2015 05:53 PM (OD2ni)
Heh.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 05:53 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Carol at October 07, 2015 05:53 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 05:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 05:54 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 05:54 PM (Xo1Rt)
Do you?
I don't.
Am I for or against it? Who gives a damn, Russia is starting WWIII in Syria. So if you are hillery, claiming to be against this after you were for it, who does that move? You? Me? Anybody??
So far, Axelfoleyrod, F.U. Chuck Todd, and some other z-list nobody.
So if you CARE about what Axeltoddzeleny think, I guess you now know where they stand. Which probably matters to the campaigns.
I can't see how or why it should matter to anyone else, even their own mothers.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2015 05:54 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Jim at October 07, 2015 05:54 PM (McRlu)
Zeke Miller
What HillaryClinton wrote about TPP in her book Hard Choices:
[pic] http://tinyurl.com/qclvwwf
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 07, 2015 05:54 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2015 05:55 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 05:55 PM (iIzG7)
Yes. I pack them like a parachute.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 07, 2015 05:55 PM (Dwehj)
If they let the help input for hearing safety and survivability, needs must, like, er, special optics, or, w/e, Fascism.
Posted by: Like, a statistician, but competent, b'cuz I have a philosophy degree and kno' induction, Like Hume at October 07, 2015 05:55 PM (YyXxw)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 05:55 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Irony at October 07, 2015 05:55 PM (/bNwY)
Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 05:53 PM (vsbNu)<<<
Whoa whoa whao... save it for a Memorial Day thread.
Posted by: Pixy's prudish hamsters at October 07, 2015 05:56 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 07, 2015 05:56 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Yo! at October 07, 2015 05:56 PM (osIjY)
Posted by: brak at October 07, 2015 05:56 PM (xwPSp)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 05:56 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 05:56 PM (Xo1Rt)
Looks like another mechanism for exporting American jobs and importing Dem voters.
But since we now have to pass things so that we can know what's in them , who really knows?
Posted by: Mortimer at October 07, 2015 05:57 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 05:53 PM (vsbNu)
You wanna sux my whaaaat???
Posted by: Gabby Mailerrrr at October 07, 2015 05:57 PM (TOk1P)
I guess Crazy Woman Creek flows into the DeNial River after going through Depression Pond and feeding into Misery Bay...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 05:58 PM (QU7W6)
Posted by: Irony at October 07, 2015 05:55 PM (/bNwY)
I am about to:
I am fighting with my moonbat sick fuck sister
I am fighting with the Navy who is thrilled when I volunteer ( yeah yeah I know) and then fucks up my Orders
And this Country is going to shit
AND I can NOT take drugs to forget
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 05:58 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 05:58 PM (mcm0N)
Holy Farking Cats!
Did you see this bullshit from UK's The Guardian:
Pumpkin pie may be missing by Christmas, thanks to climate change
Yeah. cLiMaTe ChAoS is for realsies omg!!
Crop yields are down by half in the Illinois town that produces 85% of the world's canned pumpkin, threatening to deprive Americans of their beloved pie.
Beloved pie?
Pumpkin pie sucks. Nobody loves pumpkin pie except for dopes.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/07/pumpkin-pie-climate-change-christmas-crops
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 05:58 PM (8dxHz)
Posted by: Carol at October 07, 2015 05:59 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 05:59 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 07, 2015 05:59 PM (fMQoG)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:00 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: mac at October 07, 2015 06:00 PM (ilMXv)
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 06:00 PM (+YMhA)
I guess Crazy Woman Creek flows into the DeNial River after going through Depression Pond and feeding into Misery Bay...
Bloody Dick Peak is in....
...Beaverhead County, MT.
Posted by: Huma at October 07, 2015 06:00 PM (oVJmc)
These are the same idiot and liars who said there'll be no more white Christmases ever, thanks to climate change.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (8dxHz)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (QU7W6)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Carol at October 07, 2015 05:59 PM (sj3Ax)
Last month? Isn't that what the thing is for? Otherwise you have basically an expensive ping pong paddle.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (gyKtp)
And you know what? Because she's not the Republican, she can win. That's where we are as a nation, that's how idiotic and crappy, unlikable, and incompetent the GOP is.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (39g3+)
Crop yields are down by half in the Illinois town that produces
85% of the world's canned pumpkin, threatening to deprive Americans of
their beloved pie.
The Messican pumpkin-farmers were discouraged from coming to work this year by Trump's wall.
Posted by: Mortimer at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (0dcbp)
--Speak for yourself.
Love pumpkin pie on Turkey Day. Turkey, cran sauce, pumpkin pie, and football. Lots of all of those.
Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:02 PM (8dxHz)
Bloody Dick Peak is in....
...Beaverhead County, MT.
P
osted by: Huma at October 07, 2015 06:00 PM (oVJmc)
sadly
Fertile, North Dakota Woman died in Climax, Minnesota
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:02 PM (zOTsN)
Completely ignore her.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (mcm0N)
I wish... We are both 50% POAs for my mom and all her money and my sister is nuts...every time I try to ignore her she threatens to take me to Court
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 06:02 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 06:02 PM (Xo1Rt)
Pumpkin pie can be made with, what, again?
Cinnamon, nutmeg, and orange filler. Vanilla? Some other crap?
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:03 PM (8dxHz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 06:03 PM (Xo1Rt)
Completely ignore her.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (mcm0N)
Or repeat everything she says in a whiny voice.
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 07, 2015 06:03 PM (fMQoG)
True that the GOP is not loved. But there is no way in hell a Republican with her record would ever even be considered as a candidate for the highest office in the land. The rules are different for Dems.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 06:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Yo! at October 07, 2015 06:04 PM (GwIKd)
That's where we are as a nation, that's how idiotic and crappy,
unlikable, and incompetent the GOP is.
THIS^^^^^^^^
Posted by: LGoPs at October 07, 2015 06:04 PM (FAuWr)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:04 PM (8dxHz)
Pumpkin pie sucks. Nobody loves pumpkin pie except for dopes.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 05:58 PM (8dxHz)
LOL.
Next, the guardian is going to detail how global warming is going to decimate fruticake production.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 07, 2015 06:04 PM (zc3Db)
Completely ignore her.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 06:01 PM (mcm0N)
Or repeat everything she says in a whiny voice.
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 07, 2015 06:03 PM (fMQoG)
Have sex with her boyfriend.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2015 06:04 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 07, 2015 06:05 PM (l3vZN)
As I said months ago, there are a lot of Democrats that hate her.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 05:43 PM (t2KH5)
There is a Hillary Derangement Syndrome among a lot of conservatives and libertarians, that she is a monolithic evil that will win no matter what because of The Machine(TM).
If this really was true, The Machine would have kicked into overdrive 6 months ago, and we wouldn't still be hearing about this. And if the Democratic Party thought this would damage them, they would have shut up the media that they own lock-and-key, and we also wouldn't be hearing about this. She is being brought down, before our eyes, by her own party.
Posted by: Hillary Death Watch Central at October 07, 2015 06:05 PM (PSbmy)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 07, 2015 06:05 PM (uJK1E)
Well, to be fair, we're here because the Media Moguls decided that they could shape and mold the country the way they wanted to and no one could stop them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 06:05 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Hillary Death Watch Central at October 07, 2015 06:06 PM (PSbmy)
Posted by: MTF at October 07, 2015 06:06 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 07, 2015 06:04 PM (zc3Db)
How in hell am I gonna keep my doors open without them?
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 06:06 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Hillary! Schmartest Womyn in The World! at October 07, 2015 06:06 PM (0dcbp)
Pumpkin Pie is great, sometimes with whipped cream, sometimes without.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2015 06:07 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 06:07 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2015 06:08 PM (gY61M)
Posted by: Begone yeah at October 07, 2015 06:08 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:08 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2015 06:04 PM (TOk1P)
she plays for the other team and no fuckin way I am doing that with some of the beasts she has been with
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 06:08 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Mortimer at October 07, 2015 06:08 PM (0dcbp)
So...sounds like the next move would be conservatorship...ugh can't get the spelling.
Sounds like a mess, try walking.
She --your sister--will not be able to change certain things--like wills, etc.
Plus if she gets full responsibility for awhile she might recalibrate and end up wanting your help or input.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 06:08 PM (mcm0N)
Hey Ace! Yeoman's work! U deserve a rest.
Go Cubbies!!!!! That is all.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2015 06:08 PM (UpGcq)
Finally, some good news today.
Posted by: GnuBreed, hating all things pumpkin at October 07, 2015 06:08 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:08 PM (zOTsN)
Bill hates her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 06:09 PM (DUoqb)
I have always patterned my life after both Mother Theresa and Hans Christian Anderson's Thumbelina.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 07, 2015 06:09 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: GBruno at October 07, 2015 06:09 PM (u49WF)
I think because most of us transfer our frustration with Bill and his various peccadillos, to her. No matter what he kept coming back, and back, and back. It is like a nightmare we cannot shake. So we fear with her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2015 06:09 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
---------------------------------------------
Try apple pie instead. More American.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 06:09 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 06:09 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 06:06 PM (+YMhA)
Use Mexicans. They're cheaper than fruitcakes, anyway.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 07, 2015 06:09 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 07, 2015 06:09 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 06:10 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 06:10 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 06:10 PM (vsbNu)
Sounds like a mess, try walking.
She --your sister--will not be able to change certain things--like wills, etc.
Plus if she gets full responsibility for awhile she might recalibrate and end up wanting your help or input.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 06:08 PM (mcm0N)
She hasn't god a snowball's chance in hell of getting anything...it's just to aggravate me.. My Mothers POAs are irrevocable and iron clad. All she would do is make 2 lawyers rich
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 06:10 PM (DUoqb)
104
Alright, forget the stupid pumpkin pie. Sheesh.
You're all missing the point.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:04 PM (8dxHz)
Um I think you were the one obsessed with the pumpkin pie rather than the liberal Guardians lack of understanding of farming and that you can occasionally have a bad year in a region.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 07, 2015 06:10 PM (eIhEy)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 06:09 PM (E5UB0)
Not likely to be taking advice about where to put a dick from someone who can't even figure out what a dick is for.
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 06:11 PM (+YMhA)
And pum'kin bread (especially loaded with chocolate chips), pum'kin ice cream, Keebler's new/limited time pum'kin spice flavored Fudge Stripe cookies, pum'kin donuts...
Posted by: now I feel like Bubba Gump at October 07, 2015 06:11 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 07, 2015 06:11 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: John Kerry at October 07, 2015 06:11 PM (8Cjpz)
I just Binged up 2015 Pumpkin crop. Everyone except one said that
pumpkins have had a banner year.
UNPOSSIBLE 97% !11!!1!
UNPOSSIBLE 97% !11!!1!
UNPOSSIBLE 97% !11!!1!
UNPOSSIBLE 97% !11!!1!
UNPOSSIBLE 97% !11!!1!
Posted by: Sierra Club at October 07, 2015 06:11 PM (0dcbp)
Sure. But they hate and more importantly fear the GOP more. So however much they despise her, they'll pull the lever for Hillary and what's more, will cheer her on like she's Mother Theresa Jesus Joan D'Arc in the process rather than have a Republican win.
Remember how we went "oh crap, Romney? Well better him than Obama, again" in 2012? Well for the Democrats, its that times 10,000 every election.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 07, 2015 06:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 06:12 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:12 PM (8dxHz)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 06:12 PM (/tuJf)
Of all the kinds of pie that are delicious, how did we wind up with one that's made out a gourd?
I wouldn't pay for a piece of pumpkin pie. I ate it as a kid because KID.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 06:12 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: MTF at October 07, 2015 06:13 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 07, 2015 06:13 PM (FAuWr)
Woah, woah..... let's not be rash here......
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 07, 2015 06:14 PM (VviqM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2015 06:14 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 07, 2015 06:14 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 07, 2015 06:14 PM (YEelc)
So, shucks--I'll never know Obama's answer.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 06:14 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:14 PM (8dxHz)
... is why I tell my patents SPEND IT ALL NOW !!!
They can always live with me - we'll turn the basement into an apartment. And I just want the memories. Fuck the money.
Posted by: Irony at October 07, 2015 06:15 PM (/bNwY)
Xer knows what it's for, xer just didn't like it very much.
Little did xer know that fake vags are the same as real ones.
so that's disappointment #2. (the first one was breasts)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 06:15 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 07, 2015 06:15 PM (ij7E3)
Well, they did have some pretty funky shoes.
Posted by: pep at October 07, 2015 06:15 PM (LAe3v)
pumpkins have had a banner year. One report said it was varied across
the country.
Do NOT conflate the argument with facts, sir.
Posted by: The Guardian at October 07, 2015 06:15 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Grandma Hillary at October 07, 2015 06:15 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 07, 2015 06:16 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party
What the hell am I supposed to do with all this canned pumpkin I just ordered?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 07, 2015 06:17 PM (l3vZN)
for my Mom's Pumpkin Chiffon Pie.
Dear lord was that delicious stuff.
Too bad she's not around anymore to make it
Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 06:17 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Modern Man, but you knew that at October 07, 2015 06:17 PM (LAe3v)
Check that - the writers. I keep thinking of that screed by David Mamet.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 07, 2015 06:17 PM (tgL17)
https://www.gofundme.com/8k4zdgw9
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 06:17 PM (QU7W6)
And pum'kin bread (especially loaded with chocolate chips), pum'kin ice cream, Keebler's new/limited time pum'kin spice flavored Fudge Stripe cookies, pum'kin donuts...
Posted by: now I feel like Bubba Gump at October 07, 2015 06:11 PM (ECrmY)
--Don't forget pumpkin beer.
Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 06:17 PM (vsbNu)
Sometimes, beating this phone into powder sounds good. Real good.
Posted by: Irony at October 07, 2015 06:17 PM (/bNwY)
Pumpkin pie sucks. Nobody loves pumpkin pie except for dopes.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/07/pumpkin-pie-climate-change-christmas-crops
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 05:58 PM (8dxHz)
Hey hey! I like pumpkin pie, but I have to admit I only have it at Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 07, 2015 06:17 PM (4ErVI)
If the press had integrity, they would have laughed this guy out of their ranks.
Posted by: fluffy at October 07, 2015 06:17 PM (2iV3X)
The longer they lay there the greener they get. Kind of like shillary's insides.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 06:17 PM (dOD0J)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 07, 2015 06:16 PM (uJK1E)
The smile is more sincere.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 06:17 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Grandma Hillary
You also like ritual sodomy if it's served with vodka. What's your point?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 07, 2015 06:17 PM (YEelc)
Would you please send some red meat?
Instead of this old haggard queen meat . . .
It's starting to smell like grandma's socks around here.
Posted by: GBruno at October 07, 2015 06:18 PM (u49WF)
---------------------------------
Just lizzie.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 06:18 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 06:18 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 06:18 PM (QU7W6)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 06:17 PM (0cMkb)
Got the recipe? I don't like pumpkin pie and would love and excuse to try something different.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 07, 2015 06:18 PM (tgL17)
Meh, somewhat. Too many inconsistencies in Flash's power level and abilities. One episode he's so fast people around him are standing still, later in the same episode they can shoot him with ice beams he cannot dodge. The cast is obnoxious, yeah.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 07, 2015 06:18 PM (39g3+)
Pumpkin pie is right above mince meat and rhubarb pie on the pie ranks.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists
Also, well above cowpies. Well above.
Posted by: pep at October 07, 2015 06:18 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Tom Brady at October 07, 2015 06:19 PM (Dwehj)
They both suck.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 07, 2015 06:14 PM (/HC6x)
Frankly, I'd rather have a pumpkin pie in the Oval office than either Barky or Shrillary.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 07, 2015 06:19 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Judas Washington at October 07, 2015 06:19 PM (hCdMd)
BTW, you want to see a great display of hatred of the other, find the clips of Dr Ben on "The View," play without sound, and read the expressions on Behar and Goldberg's faces.
I think we are gonna have a civil war.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 07, 2015 06:19 PM (96waT)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:19 PM (8dxHz)
Obamas strong stand on Gitmo underscores two vital points. First, President Obama does not fear defunding Americas national security. Second, Obama does not fear Republicans in Congress.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 06:19 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:19 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 07, 2015 06:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2015 06:20 PM (UpGcq)
the only one i think is obnoxious is the Hispanic kid... who else is obnoxious? Maybe Jesse L Martin.
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2015 06:20 PM (dciA+)
Yep --avoid the lawyers.
I was about in the same situation--somehow a relative managed to have someone declared incompetent--yet had the incompetent relative actually pay to take his freedom away.
Not a damn thing I could do about it without draining the funds of the person in question. I have a good lawyer friend who advised me to essentially--jet.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 06:20 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 06:12 PM (/tuJf)
Lesson One in how Indian-Giving can sometimes be a good thing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 07, 2015 06:20 PM (zc3Db)
What is the difference between a pumpkin and Hillary?
Bill Clinton has regular sex with pumpkins.
Posted by: pep at October 07, 2015 06:20 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Hillary Death Watch Central at October 07, 2015 06:05 PM (PSbmy)
I agree. If the Clintons still really ran the party, all this would've stopped as soon as it started. This drip-drip-drip would've taken out anyone who was not in full stop denial. She was by God promised that she would be POTUS if she stuck by BJ and she is going to hold them to it. I think that they are going to have to draw up indictment papers and leak them to get her to drop out.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 07, 2015 06:21 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 07, 2015 06:21 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 07, 2015 06:18 PM (tgL17)
Not at hand. Maybe one of my sibs has it.
If they do, I'll post later.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 06:21 PM (0cMkb)
Thanks. "Ice beams." Yikes. And I thought a particle accelerator in lower Manhattan was a stretch. Two words for scientists experimenting with high-energy physics in ultra-dense urban areas: kill switch.
One more word: engage!
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 07, 2015 06:21 PM (tgL17)
I'm not saying that everyone that hates pumpkin pie is a member of ISIS but .. yea, that's exactly what I'm saying. Damn terrorists.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 06:21 PM (/tuJf)
I thought that was "plump ones". You're telling me Bill's a vegisexual?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 07, 2015 06:21 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 06:22 PM (mcm0N)
Mincemeat is ghastly but Strawberry-Rhubarb pie is really, really good.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 07, 2015 06:22 PM (39g3+)
Money and time well spent.
Seriously.
Posted by: Irony at October 07, 2015 06:22 PM (/bNwY)
If they do, I'll post later.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 06:21 PM (0cMkb)
I'll be searching for it. Thx.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 07, 2015 06:22 PM (tgL17)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:22 PM (8dxHz)
Why not pumpkin cheesecake?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 07, 2015 06:14 PM (YEelc)
Or pumpkin spice late?
Posted by: The Modern Man at October 07, 2015 06:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 06:22 PM (QU7W6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 06:19 PM (DUoqb)
It also lets those muslim terrorists get back to the bidness of being muslim terrorists that much faster. He's not really a muslim, yeah, really.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 07, 2015 06:23 PM (kXoT0)
On the other hand, it's going to be a big year for Turducken, and his fancy brother, Turbaconducken.
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 06:23 PM (iIzG7)
These women feel equal because they are! The war has been won, Hillary, and you're acting like a shrew.
Posted by: pj at October 07, 2015 06:23 PM (cHuNI)
"Which newsman - who's in a long-term relationship -- recently picked up a random man in Hell's Kitchen for casual sex and left him covered in bite marks?"
http://nypost.com/
See any bite marks on those clowns?
Nom nom nom nom!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 07, 2015 06:23 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 06:23 PM (QU7W6)
Well, to paraphrase Clint Eastwood Bill has screwed "Pretty much everything that walks or crawls at one point or another."
He is the William Munny of philanderers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2015 06:24 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: pep at October 07, 2015 06:24 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 07, 2015 06:24 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 07, 2015 06:24 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 06:24 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 07, 2015 06:22 PM (39g3+)
Mincemeat pie made from scratch with bourbon and brandy is my all time favorite pie. My sainted teetotaler Grandmother made it for me every time she knew I was coming to her house.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 07, 2015 06:25 PM (kXoT0)
LOL. Makes me laugh even in my sleep.
Posted by: pj at October 07, 2015 06:25 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2015 06:27 PM (gY61M)
Posted by: eleven at October 07, 2015 06:27 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: OP at October 07, 2015 06:29 PM (TzeLs)
Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2015 06:29 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: pep
Mine was no prize either.
Posted by: Metacomet at October 07, 2015 06:29 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:29 PM (zOTsN)
The Bene Gesserit White Chicks say: the pumpkin spice must flow...
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 06:30 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at October 07, 2015 06:30 PM (GA9gG)
Posted by: OP
So...what are you saying....it's OK to stick your dick into pumpkin pie?
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 07, 2015 06:30 PM (uJK1E)
"Which newsman - who's in a long-term relationship -- recently
picked up a random man in Hell's Kitchen for casual sex and left him
covered in bite marks?"
http://nypost.com/
See any bite marks on those clowns?
Nom nom nom nom!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 07, 2015 06:23 PM (iQIUe)
I don't know as the link just goes to the homepage and I'm not seeing anything about it, but I'd guess Anderson Cooper.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 07, 2015 06:30 PM (4ErVI)
there is zero pumpkin in a pumpkin spice latte
its the spice of the pie, not the pumpkin
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:31 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2015 06:20 PM (dciA+)
I'm only the pilot, and again, it's ultimately the writer's fault, but Dana "Grouchy Nerd" Panabaker for one.
Mostly I am wigging out by all the action that happens between scene cuts.
One second the Flash is freaking out because he foiled a perp in the police station, then he's panicked because his hand is shaking and he's slamming into police cars, then he's running out of control into laundry trucks - which is now awesome - cut to desolate airstrip with the bunch or irresponsible physics dweebs that blew up their project, got him struck by lightning and he couldn't wait to get away from 5 minutes ago (screen time) - even though the one guy is his idol.
My brain hurts. No one makes any sense.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 07, 2015 06:31 PM (tgL17)
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2015 06:31 PM (gY61M)
picked up a random man in Hell's Kitchen for casual sex and left him
covered in bite marks?"
This may be the ONLY place that Brian Williams won't claim to have been.
Never near the place.
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 06:32 PM (iIzG7)
The real good stuff is roasted pumpkin seeds anyway.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 07, 2015 06:32 PM (39g3+)
If your dog has diarrhea, you should feed him pumpkin pie filling (the stuff from the can).
This will stop it and your dog will thank you.
And that's all I've got to say about pumpkin pie filling.
Back to the comment thread, which was already in progress.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at October 07, 2015 06:32 PM (RFeQD)
Spicy - check
Sweet - check
But who gets the attention?
Pumpkin.
My God, she's a GOURD people!
Bitch.
Posted by: Sweet Potato at October 07, 2015 06:33 PM (0dcbp)
After cutting the jackolantern, spreading the seeds on a cookie sheet and roasting them was fun -- smelled great.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:33 PM (8dxHz)
its the spice of the pie, not the pumpkin
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:31 PM (zOTsN)
This has been on my mind as "pumpkin spice" has invaded everything this year. They should call it Thanksgiving Spice.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 07, 2015 06:33 PM (tgL17)
Obamas strong stand on Gitmo underscores two vital points. First,
President Obama does not fear defunding Americas national security.
Second, Obama does not fear Republicans in Congress.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 06:19 PM (DUoqb)
It also lets those muslim terrorists get back to the bidness of
being muslim terrorists that much faster. He's not really a muslim,
yeah, really.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 07, 2015 06:23 PM (kXoT0)
Its not just closing GITMO that he wants. He wants to move all those terrorists that are there (the worst of the worst) to US prisons which congress, including Democrats, have passed several bill prohibiting that.
I would be fine with him closing GITMO under two conditions. (1) He takes all that are left there out and executes them with a firing squad and (2) He doesn't use closing as an excuse to hand GITMO back to the Cubans.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 06:33 PM (t2KH5)
If your dog has diarrhea, how would you tell the difference between the two? I mean, between the stuff from the can, and the stuff from the dog's can?
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 06:34 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 06:23 PM (QU7W6)
I went there, because I had the *idea* to try something like that and was disappointed someone had beat me to it... looks... iffy.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 07, 2015 06:35 PM (tgL17)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:35 PM (8dxHz)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 06:36 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 07, 2015 06:30 PM (uJK1E)
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I don't judge. Who hasn't downed a 5th....
Posted by: OP at October 07, 2015 06:37 PM (TzeLs)
difference between the two? I mean, between the stuff from the can, and
the stuff from the dog's can?
Posted by: Qoheleth
Well, you seem to be having an olfactory crisis here.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at October 07, 2015 06:37 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 06:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 06:37 PM (/tuJf)
blueberry pie might
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:39 PM (8dxHz)
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Ok, I'll bite. Who?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 06:39 PM (0eQ/u)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 06:40 PM (dOD0J)
Working construction late at a top Philadelphia suburb restaurant. Famous local news woman wanted roasted pumpkin seeds but none in house. Chef argues with wife to drive about 7miles and back to go get fresh pumpkins.
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2015 06:40 PM (gY61M)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 07, 2015 06:40 PM (ppaKI)
But the Bartlett pears this year are exceptionally good.
Because of global warming, no?
How come good things are never "because of global warming?"
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 06:41 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 07, 2015 06:41 PM (LUgeY)
I say Anderson Cooper or Marv Albert who has bitten before
also the blind is not clear, was the newsman the biter or the bite victim?
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:41 PM (zOTsN)
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Abraham Pumpcoln?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 06:42 PM (0eQ/u)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 07, 2015 06:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 06:43 PM (dOD0J)
Posted by: Hillarys Vagina at October 07, 2015 06:43 PM (/Vs1e)
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2015 06:43 PM (gY61M)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 06:46 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Killerdog at October 07, 2015 06:48 PM (CanRu)
Not journalists, or even Dem activists with a byline.
Fluffers.
Wonder if they even bother negotiating a price.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 06:48 PM (NOIQH)
When I was a little kid, we fed my dog a lot
of those brightly colored dog biscuits.
Her poo came out all Mardi Gras style, a multi-colored extravaganza of canine feces.
Her poos were the hit of the neighborhood that day.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 06:48 PM (0cMkb)
I've had sex with maybe 5... 6 pumpkins, I can't remember. The question is, do you want to get lucky? Well do ya, pumpkin?
Posted by: Clint Eastwood, propositioning a pumpkin at October 07, 2015 06:48 PM (0eQ/u)
I am thinking, with my luck so far this year, perhaps hanging out in bed under roof demo is not a great idea.
Should I perish, I leave all my stuff for the 'ettes. This includes tiaras.
One guy just said something is muy caliente, which I am not thinking is good (as it is not a hot day). Love my guys on roof! Please, please do not drop stuff on new deck. Would rather you crash through roof and land on me...
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 07, 2015 06:48 PM (LJ4iV)
It would be the first indication she gives a damn about the Jewish vote.
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 06:49 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 06:49 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 06:50 PM (NOIQH)
Hillary's Special Lady awards:
Miss Inconsistency
Miss Appropriated
Miss Handled
Miss Acted
Miss Adventure
Miss Apprehension
Miss Deeds
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2015 06:50 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: eleven at October 07, 2015 06:50 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 07, 2015 06:51 PM (LJ4iV)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 06:51 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 07, 2015 06:51 PM (YEelc)
So, this can be a food and dog poo and prostate thread!
One of the cobs should make that a weekly thing each Saturday.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 06:51 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:51 PM (8dxHz)
Harry Reid and his wife suing the manufacturer of the exercise equipment band that broke
They will prolly settled but I hope they don't. Would love to see discovery in this case.
And why is his wife suing? Is she claiming loss of consortium?
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:51 PM (zOTsN)
Pecan pie is not what it's cracked up to be either.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:51 PM (8dxHz)
neither is shoe fly pie......that was a major disappointment......
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 06:53 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:53 PM (zOTsN)
I don't know as the link just goes to the homepage and I'm not seeing anything about it, but I'd guess Anderson Cooper. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 07, 2015 06:30 PM (4ErVI)
====================
http://pagesix.com/2015/10/06/just-asking-252/
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 07, 2015 06:53 PM (iQIUe)
I went to honey baked ham online store earlier to look at which dessert I'll order for Thanksgiving.
They offer a Derby Pie: This is the real thing - Derby-Pie straight from a small, family-owned bakery in Louisville, Kentucky that specializes in making this wonderfully authentic dessert. Each bite is simply loaded with chopped English walnuts and rich chocolate chips mixed into a sweet filling, then baked in a delicate buttery crust.
I don't like walnuts, but it looks great.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:53 PM (8dxHz)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:51 PM (zOTsN)
I gotta puke...be right back
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 06:53 PM (DUoqb)
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Given the Dems treatment of Israel, I doubt she could find a mohel willing to do it. Maybe Huma would be willing to commit FGM against her.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 06:56 PM (0eQ/u)
We have a place up here that makes their own chicken pot pies. I've heard good things.
Harrow's Chicken Pies
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:56 PM (8dxHz)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 06:51 PM (zOTsN)
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She could just get another rubber band, couldn't she?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 07, 2015 06:56 PM (+Pg9P)
Whether in face-to-face or town hall meetings with soldiers or in unit status reports, Talley said hes seeing readiness drop across the Reserve.
As Fedo ready's to Veto the Defense Authorization Bill
He hates America
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 06:57 PM (DUoqb)
There is only one hour until the Cubbies play their post-season game. Post Season. The Cubs. Think about it. And prepare.....
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 06:59 PM (dFi94)
is Reid claiming a loss of earnings due to his injuries? good luck proving that. I would thnk they would have a field day showing the accident was caused by user negligence. Or booze. Or the mob.
hoo boy howdy the discovery questions write themselves. And what is Mrs Reid loss to made whole. She and Harry cant play the beast with two backs anymore? Come on
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 07:00 PM (zOTsN)
The Cubs still on WGN Radio? If so I might just listen to the game.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 07:00 PM (dOD0J)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 07:01 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2015 07:02 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 06:51 PM (8dxHz)
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The don't even use pecans, they use soy nuts, pulverized and molded to look like pecans, with GMO's added for no particular reason. Totally not lying for my own lying enjoyment.
Posted by: OP at October 07, 2015 07:02 PM (TzeLs)
Posted by: ThunderB
______________
Me and some of my buddies get together every couple of weeks and play a gig at one of the bars around here. We call ourselves The Exercise Band.
Posted by: Larry Reid, Ready to Party at October 07, 2015 07:03 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 07:04 PM (8dxHz)
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The Cubs have been on WGN radio for eleventy billion years. Until this year. I still don't know what happened but their contract with WGN ended and now they are on WBBM 780 AM.
I think they have an FM station too but I don't know what it is. I won't listen to WBBM because its not WGN.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:04 PM (dFi94)
Might pitch the Rome story with them, And word the pitch to sound very Da Vinci Code.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 07:05 PM (QU7W6)
Ben Franklin I mean not Kenobi.
Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2015 07:02 PM (BO/km)
Bang older chicks?
Posted by: buzzion at October 07, 2015 07:05 PM (z/Ubi)
And their online store seems to be down.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 07:05 PM (8dxHz)
Posted by: An Observation at October 07, 2015 07:05 PM (Bha1Z)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:06 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Old Blue at October 07, 2015 07:06 PM (9iR5/)
I've also noticed that Jack isn't around to comment here when Hillary! is giving a live speech.
Posted by: GnuBreed, hating all things pumpkin at October 07, 2015 07:06 PM (gyKtp)
Pecan pie is not what it's cracked up to be either.
Done right it is. Mrs f's pecan pie with hand cracked and broken nuts fresh from the yard is the best. The best.
And we say Pee can around here. Not pecon like some Yankees I heard.
Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2015 07:07 PM (BO/km)
Pro-tip on pumpkin pie filling:
If your dog has diarrhea, you should feed him pumpkin pie filling (the stuff from the can).
This will stop it and your dog will thank you.
Just shared this info with wife and she said they were saying at the beauty shop to use it to stop dog's constipation. Conflicting info or does it work either way?
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 07, 2015 07:07 PM (YrZBW)
Posted by: OP at October 07, 2015 07:08 PM (TzeLs)
Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2015 07:08 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 07:10 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 07:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 07:10 PM (8dxHz)
No TV no Cable. Heck not even a Radio in the house. Only to listen is online.
If it twernt for the Net, I would be a Saint among the Luddites.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 07:11 PM (dOD0J)
You grown your own pecans?
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 07:11 PM (8dxHz)
Posted by: An Observation at October 07, 2015 07:11 PM (Bha1Z)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 07, 2015 07:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2015 07:13 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 07:14 PM (0cMkb)
Or it will be my fault.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 07:14 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 07:15 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Old Blue at October 07, 2015 07:16 PM (9iR5/)
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You mean Uncle Ben? The Rice guy?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
Rice? What? No. My Uncle Ben always told me, "With great power comes great responsibility."
Posted by: Peter Parker at October 07, 2015 07:16 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 07:17 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 07:17 PM (/tuJf)
or a Pirate win will be MY fault. I had to get rid of my shoes, socks,
and watch (black band.) Now I just realized I have to take off my
underwear.
Or it will be my fault.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 07:14 PM (cN9Sk)
=========================
Don't take any chances ! Do what he says ! Quick !
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:19 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 07:19 PM (8dxHz)
Posted by: it's the most wonderful time of the year at October 07, 2015 07:20 PM (4SIeU)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 07:17 PM (/tuJf)
===========================
Ya, talk about stinky timing
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:20 PM (dFi94)
http://goo.gl/0QLGiy
Yeah, it's called prison, dumbass.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 07, 2015 07:20 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Hillary at October 07, 2015 07:20 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 07:20 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Miss Piggy at October 07, 2015 07:21 PM (0eQ/u)
Or it will be my fault.
You're not really a baseball fan, are you?
Posted by: fluffy at October 07, 2015 07:21 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Puck, from A Midsummer Night's Dream at October 07, 2015 07:22 PM (VAsIq)
As a wise politician once said of his own constituency "Stupid people deserve representation too!"
Posted by: navybrat at October 07, 2015 07:22 PM (ETxiG)
Posted by: Hillary at October 07, 2015 07:20 PM (c7vUv)
Laughing. Out. Loud. My coworkers would like to know why.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 07, 2015 07:22 PM (VAsIq)
Right now there are so many pecans under one of our trees there are probably over a dozen per square foot. Yall are welcome to come pick up as many as you want.
Posted by: freaked at October 07, 2015 07:23 PM (BO/km)
It will be worse, well not timing but something, if the Cubs and Mets meet for the pennant. I'll just go ahead and apologize in advance.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 07:23 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 07:23 PM (NeFrd)
Beat it, you withered up old hag. Nobody really likes you.
Not even Bill.
Posted by: Hank at October 07, 2015 07:23 PM (JyDJn)
319---You know the rules........
Posted by: Old Blue at October 07, 2015 07:1
Heh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 07:23 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: Fozzie Bear at October 07, 2015 07:23 PM (VAsIq)
---
If only Chelsea Clinton had married Peyton Manning. That would have been hilarious.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 07:24 PM (0eQ/u)
Posted by: fluffy at October 07, 2015 07:24 PM (2iV3X)
the Cubs and Mets meet for the pennant. I'll just go ahead and apologize
in advance.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 07:23 PM (/tuJf)
==================
Don't even get me started on the Mets. Don't Even.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:24 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Muldoon
*breathes sigh of relief*
Posted by: Guy shitting blood for minutes on end at October 07, 2015 07:24 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2015 07:25 PM (joq+X)
I did the Colon Run in less than 12 parsecs.
Posted by: Han Solo ruminates on his Fantastic Voyage at October 07, 2015 07:25 PM (4SIeU)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2015 07:25 PM (joq+X)
She *has* to run to keep the foundation going - one of them must have influence to sell.
Also: EGO. She cannot let the dream die, she's done too many nasty things to attain this to end up with nothing.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 07:25 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ronster at October 07, 2015 07:25 PM (0qASP)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Slow Typer, Slower Thinker at October 07, 2015 07:25 PM (RwwCT)
Can't help but notice that you're not describing yourself as a solid man.
Posted by: fluffy at October 07, 2015 07:26 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Han Solo ruminates on his Fantastic Voyage
Greedo: Going somewhere, Solo?
Solo: Why yes, I'm going on your shoes.
Posted by: Star Wars: Specialist Edition at October 07, 2015 07:26 PM (VAsIq)
Can't help but notice that you're not describing yourself as a solid man.
Posted by: fluffy
Hang loose, Blood.
Posted by: Airplane Reference! at October 07, 2015 07:27 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 07:27 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Slow Typer, Slower Thinker at October 07, 2015 07:25 PM (RwwCT)
As opposed to all the other threads that are perfectly stable and coherent all the way through?
Posted by: buzzion at October 07, 2015 07:27 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Slow Typer, Slower Thinker at October 07, 2015 07:27 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: liar at October 07, 2015 07:27 PM (QDJMi)
You're not really a baseball fan, are you?
Posted by: fluffy at October 07, 2015 07:21 PM (2iV3X)
------------
Hahaha!
Actually I am!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 07:28 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: buzzion
Yes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Slow Typer, Slower Thinker at October 07, 2015 07:28 PM (RwwCT)
Cubs finished third in their division, behind the Pirates and the Cards. And each one of those three teams has a better record than any other team in either division, AL or NL.
So all you other guys sitting on top - you're worse than the Cubs.
Just so you know.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:28 PM (dFi94)
Why are you disturbing the lore of the internet?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2015 07:28 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: DaveA at October 07, 2015 07:29 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: buzzion at October 07, 2015 07:27 PM (z/Ubi)
Dead guy has a point.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 07, 2015 07:31 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 07:31 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 07, 2015 07:32 PM (VAsIq)
Jealousy is such an ugly thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 07:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 07:32 PM (QU7W6)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 07, 2015 07:33 PM (VAsIq)
With Arrieta on the mound, the Cubs are going to be hard to beat, although Cole Hamels is no slouch either....
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 07, 2015 07:33 PM (P8951)
357 Obama just tweeted " Go, Cubs , Go!"
A Pirate's victory is almost totally assured.
Posted by: liar at October 07, 2015 07:27 PM (QDJMi)
F'n Obama.... pulled a Jonah on the Cubs...
Posted by: BB Wolf at October 07, 2015 07:34 PM (qh617)
What next? Buzzion will use the blood of a hobo and the entrails of this blog to summon Gozer?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 07:32 PM (QU7W6)
-----------Might be kind of tough without Sigourney Weaver in that flimsy dress.
Posted by: Old Blue at October 07, 2015 07:34 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:34 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Of course not.
He needs someone alive to perform the ritual.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 07, 2015 07:34 PM (VAsIq)
Now Mr. DeVille is picking the black olives off the pizza.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 07:34 PM (cN9Sk)
I have come to realize he was probably right.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 07:35 PM (NeFrd)
Now Mr. DeVille is picking the black olives off the pizza.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 07:34 PM (cN9Sk)
=======================
He waited till NOW ?!?
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:35 PM (dFi94)
http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/10/06/
why-i-hired-a-6-ft-6-black-porn-star-to-protect-me-at-a-video-game-meetup/
Hired big (IYKWIMAITYD) porn star as body guard for a GamerGate meet-up because:
"My most ardent haters are feminists, and their fear of penises is well-known. It was vital, therefore, that I sought the services of a man believed to have the biggest dick in the porn industry."
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 07:36 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Foodophiliac at October 07, 2015 07:36 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:36 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: eleven at October 07, 2015 07:37 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 07:37 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bert at October 07, 2015 07:37 PM (VAsIq)
A Pirate's victory is almost totally assured.
Posted by: liar at October 07, 2015 07:27 PM (QDJMi)
The thought of Obama rooting for the Cubs makes me not want to root for the Cubs.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 07, 2015 07:37 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Butt Pirates at October 07, 2015 07:37 PM (VAsIq)
You'll settle: Jayne Mansfield pinup poster
You'll get: StaPuft Marshmallow Man
Posted by: Old Blue at October 07, 2015 07:37 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 07:38 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
#BlackOlivesMatter
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 07, 2015 07:38 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 07:38 PM (NOIQH)
***
Oh, don't get me started.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 07:38 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 07:38 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 07:39 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Will Turner at October 07, 2015 07:39 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 07:39 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: DonnaV. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 07, 2015 07:37 PM (P8951)
===========================
Don't worry Donna. He's not really rooting for the Cubs. He barely knows that Wriggle Field is in Chicago.
Plus he's a Southsider. Southsiders hate Northsiders. Just like everything else about him, his sudden discovery of the Cubs is fake.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:40 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 07:40 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2015 07:41 PM (go5uR)
So maybe Obama really is a White Sox fan after all.
Cubs, you've just been touched by Shit Midas.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 07, 2015 07:41 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Liberal Professor, but not quite with the times at October 07, 2015 07:42 PM (VAsIq)
Oh good, Ernie Johnson is calling the game tonight. I like him.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:36 PM (dFi94)
The game isn't on our usual cable package up here in my part of Canada for some reason. I'm a little surprised since our Sportsnet station was playing all the Blue Jay games, many Yankee games and the occasional Royals game too.
Damn hockey....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 07, 2015 07:42 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: That douchebag college kid in Conn. at October 07, 2015 07:43 PM (Dwehj)
383 357 Obama just tweeted " Go, Cubs , Go!"
So maybe Obama really is a White Sox fan after all.
Cubs, you've just been touched by Shit Midas.
Posted by: DonnaV. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 07, 2015 07:41 PM (P8951)
Just like he helped Chicago lock up that Olympic bid a while back, if I recall correctly....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 07, 2015 07:43 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 07:43 PM (NOIQH)
When you're jizzing on my shoes
All the way up in Alaska
Is that how that song goes???
Posted by: president o'bumbles at October 07, 2015 07:44 PM (//bLW)
Oh, do run on...
Posted by: Lizzy
*pooh-poohs direction this is going*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 07, 2015 07:45 PM (VAsIq)
It's not just feminists.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 07:46 PM (0eQ/u)
All olives matter.
Posted by: Liberal Professor, but not quite with the times at October 07, 2015 07:42 PM (VAsIq)
not the ones with pits......
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 07:46 PM (0O7c5)
He's a :
A) Kenyan
B) Hawaiian
C)Malaysian
D) Anti-Christ
E) All of the above
Posted by: larry fine at October 07, 2015 07:47 PM (QDJMi)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 07, 2015 07:47 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Nena of 99 Luftballoons fame at October 07, 2015 07:48 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: obamacare e.r. nurse at October 07, 2015 07:48 PM (//bLW)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 07:48 PM (/tuJf)
------------
Ooohhh! Pick Me! Pick Me! I know the answer! Pick Me! Ooohhh! Ooohhh!
Posted by: Old Blue at October 07, 2015 07:48 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Nena of 99 Luftballoons fame at October 07, 2015 07:48 PM (VAsIq)
ok...they matter.....jeez
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 07:48 PM (0O7c5)
Cerebral Rectumitis (LiV)
Chronic Cerebral Rectumitis (KOS)
Terminal Cerebral Rectumitis (DNC)
As they're all
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 07, 2015 07:49 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2015 07:50 PM (8HTq1)
What's Barky done lately?
When I finished lifting weights today, I triumphantly declared that I just exercised like Putin, because we all saw President Dumbass' exercise video.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 07, 2015 07:50 PM (AC0lD)
A Pirate's victory is almost totally assured.
Posted by: liar at October 07, 2015 07:27 PM (QDJMi)
That son of a whore. Stay at Cominskey Park and leave the Cubs alone
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 07, 2015 07:50 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 07:51 PM (FsuaD)
I wish Obama would limit his fan-dom to the Bears. Now there's a team that really is tailor-made for B.O.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:52 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 07:48 PM (/tuJf)
The league made them shorten it from Ass Pirates. Duh!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 07, 2015 07:52 PM (k9qR4)
I thought they played in Che Stadium?
Posted by: president o'bumbles at October 07, 2015 07:52 PM (//bLW)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:52 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: DaveA at October 07, 2015 07:52 PM (DL2i+)
Just remember. There's someone who is Hillary's gynecologist.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 07:51 PM (FsuaD)
I am imagining it in exquisite detail and oh, man I am there.....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 07, 2015 07:53 PM (AC0lD)
*glares at Jane for that mental image*
Great, now I need a drink...
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 07:53 PM (NOIQH)
He strikes me as the sort who at the end, would be going down the chute to Dis with a rope around their necks while screaming "Heil Hillery!"
There is no hope for someone of that ilk
Posted by: KenH at October 07, 2015 07:53 PM (67f1X)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 07, 2015 07:53 PM (9Fc79)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 07, 2015 07:53 PM (//bLW)
Sunk New Dawn
***
The closest I could come this morning was a code for "meconium plug (ICD10 code P76)." which takes on a whole different meaning when applied to foks with hair implants.
Roughly translates as "shit for brains"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 07:54 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 07, 2015 07:54 PM (k9qR4)
My memory on this is shaky......
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 07:54 PM (dOD0J)
Sanders is 20-1. I'll beat that and give anybody that wants 50-1 if they send me the money in the next week. If the economy collapses, the precondition necessary for Sanders to have a chance, the people aren't going to return the Ds to power.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 07, 2015 07:55 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 07, 2015 07:54 PM (k9qR4)
===========================
heh
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:55 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Billy Jeff at October 07, 2015 07:55 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
I was sitting in a bar when the decision was made. A Chicago station was covering it and all breathless because OBAMA!!!OLYMPICS!!!!
Then it didn't happen. Obama looked like he was looking for a hole to crawl into.
Best day ever
Posted by: Bruce at October 07, 2015 07:55 PM (8ikIW)
Zumba!!
After sleeping in 'till 10:00am and watching some ESPN. Reggie rewarded me with a massage...
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at October 07, 2015 07:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bo at October 07, 2015 07:55 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 07:55 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 07:55 PM (FsuaD)
saying he has cousins in Arietta, Georgia, and they are Braves fans too."
Posted by: liar at October 07, 2015 07:56 PM (QDJMi)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 07, 2015 07:55 PM (PvCxa)
****
Right up until the first week of November, 2012 I would have believed this.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 07, 2015 07:56 PM (tAwiE)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 07:57 PM (dFi94)
****
How do you think I got this way?
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at October 07, 2015 07:57 PM (NeFrd)
PA: Mrs. Clinton, could you erm, lift them up a bit higher?
Hildebeast: Huma! Get your lazy ass in here and heft my mighty jugs up!
Huma: Yes, Mistress!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 07:57 PM (FsuaD)
Rumor has it that kid's first name was barry.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 07:58 PM (dOD0J)
Best day ever
Posted by: Bruce at October 07, 2015 07:55 PM (8ikIW)
Thank you. That makes me so happy to hear. I'm so happy to bring back a happy memory.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 07, 2015 07:59 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Kensington at October 07, 2015 08:00 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Kensington
They learn that in journamalism skool
Posted by: Bruce at October 07, 2015 08:00 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 07, 2015 08:01 PM (aLXXe)
Posted by: Kensington at October 07, 2015 08:00 PM (7Kbxu)
That's the nice thing about twitter: You don't even need to take the hideous she-beast's cock out of your mouth first!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 07, 2015 08:01 PM (k9qR4)
***
It's real. And it's speculumtacular!
Posted by: Hillary's gynecologist at October 07, 2015 08:01 PM (NeFrd)
Huma: Yes, Mistress!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 07:57 PM (FsuaD)
----------And now we know why your BP is sky high and blood is shooting out your eyes.
Might I suggest you stop sipping and just chug the whole bottle. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Posted by: Old Blue at October 07, 2015 08:02 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 08:02 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2015 08:03 PM (gY61M)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:04 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Cornelius Ryan at October 07, 2015 08:04 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 08:05 PM (FsuaD)
Drop the damn puck already.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 08:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 08:05 PM (dOD0J)
My memory on this is shaky......
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 07:54 PM (dOD0J)
The Pirates franchise goes back to the 19th century. So Vic would remember...
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 07, 2015 08:05 PM (P8951)
Yeah, that's ...... pretty tough to do.
Posted by: Santa Claus vs. The Parents .... on Mars! at October 07, 2015 08:05 PM (7rAXc)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:06 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 08:07 PM (FsuaD)
You gonna live blog the game Grammie? Then no need to listen!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 08:05 PM (dOD0J)
=====================
only the good parts. Like the guy that got a hit just stole second. Cubs Win !
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:07 PM (dFi94)
Before the 1890 season, nearly all of the Alleghenys' best players bolted to the Players League's Pittsburgh Burghers.
The Players' League collapsed after the season, and the players were
allowed to go back to their old clubs. However, the Alleghenys also
scooped up highly regarded second baseman Lou Bierbauer, who had previously played with the AA's Philadelphia Athletics.
Although the Athletics had failed to include Bierbauer on their reserve
list, they loudly protested the Alleghenys' move. In an official
complaint, an AA official claimed the Alleghenys' signing of Bierbauer
was "piratical"
Posted by: DaveA at October 07, 2015 08:08 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
He wet them for the sistahood.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 07, 2015 08:08 PM (9Fc79)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 07, 2015 08:09 PM (ej1L0)
"If Bernie Sanders wins, he will be the first socialist elected president since 2008."
Posted by: buzzion at October 07, 2015 08:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:09 PM (dFi94)
I scored 7 holes in a Twister game.
Posted by: Barky Otwatwaffle at October 07, 2015 08:09 PM (BO/km)
They got the name Pirates for something other to do with water or butts. Mainly Butts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_Pirates
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 08:09 PM (dOD0J)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 08:09 PM (0O7c5)
YES!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 08:10 PM (cN9Sk)
YES!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 08:10 PM (cN9Sk)
So taking off your underwear is paying dividends, eh?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 07, 2015 08:11 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 07, 2015 08:11 PM (Dwehj)
I have a drawer full of those.
You did mean Cub scouts, right?
Posted by: Harry Reid at October 07, 2015 08:11 PM (c7vUv)
The Cubs use my underpants to cover the field during rain delays.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 07, 2015 08:11 PM (Dwehj)
========================
She might actually be a Cubs fan. Isn't she from Park Ridge?
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:12 PM (dFi94)
Because Crazy Socialism Talk > Demonstrated Failure in the Job You Wish to be Extended In.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 07, 2015 08:13 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: Judas at October 07, 2015 08:13 PM (gzYMc)
Regular season ERA: 1.75 which is scary good.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 07, 2015 08:13 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 07, 2015 08:14 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 08:14 PM (dOD0J)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHKfoWh8t6o&t=101
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 07, 2015 08:14 PM (aLXXe)
The White Sox fans hate the Cubs and Cubs fans, and Cubs fans hate the White Sox and Sox fans.
True story. Heard it from a White Sox fan.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at October 07, 2015 08:14 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Hillary's gynecologist at October 07, 2015 08:16 PM (NeFrd)
You know there is no way the racist could ever be down with the WHITE Sox.
Posted by: Aviator at October 07, 2015 08:17 PM (c7vUv)
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Ya, I can't remember what year the Sox were in the World Series, but
I know I rooted for the other team.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:17 PM (dFi94)
The White Sox fans hate the Cubs and Cubs fans, and Cubs fans hate the White Sox and Sox fans.
True story. Heard it from a White Sox fan.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at October 07, 2015 08:14 PM (+1T7c)
Barry is an Indonesian Hawaiian. And he's only a political baseball fan. He has no team loyalty.
Posted by: buzzion at October 07, 2015 08:17 PM (z/Ubi)
Oh, but Hill said she had "always" been a Yankees fan when she was running for Senate in NY.
I'm sure she was entirely sincere about that too.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 07, 2015 08:18 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 08:19 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by:Conservative Monster
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Ha! So far.............
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 08:19 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 08:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hillary's gynecologist at October 07, 2015 08:20 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 08:19 PM (/tuJf)
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Tell me when that guy sings. I love it when that guy sings.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:21 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Hillary's gynecologist at October 07, 2015 08:21 PM (NeFrd)
I was hoping for Comisky Park to get the Berlin 45 treatment.
Even when they win a WS the whitesux fans disappoint.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 08:22 PM (dOD0J)
That guy is about to sing. Finally.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 08:23 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hillary's gynecologist at October 07, 2015 08:23 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Hillary's gynecologist at October 07, 2015 08:25 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Hillary's gynecologist at October 07, 2015 08:26 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:26 PM (s4Rms)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 08:19 PM (FsuaD)
Or the maggot scene in The Fly, except instead of Geena Davis, it's Jeff Goldblum giving birth.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 07, 2015 08:27 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 07, 2015 08:27 PM (YQA13)
My middle daughter wanted to be the yellow ranger. They don't make yellow ranger costumes anymore. So I just ordered a sketchy as all hell yellow ranger costume from Japan.
I am very afraid.
Posted by: Lauren at October 07, 2015 08:28 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: Hillarys Vagina at October 07, 2015 08:28 PM (/Vs1e)
Posted by: Hillarys Vagina at October 07, 2015 08:28 PM (/Vs1e)
****
You misspelled 'flattened'.
Posted by: Hillary's gynecologist at October 07, 2015 08:29 PM (NeFrd)
A couple of weeks ago, one of our sales guys took a customer to a Cubs game at Wrigley Field. The next day I asked him about his trip to the World's Largest Gay Bar (stole the joke from one of you reprobates).
Poor guy almost had an aneurysm from laughing so hard.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2015 08:29 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:12 PM (dFi94)
Yeah she is, my home town. There's a shrine to her at my High School and everything.
*spits*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 07, 2015 08:29 PM (tAwiE)
Whoa, you guys still talking about me? I'm flattered.
Posted by: Hillarys Vagina at October 07, 2015 08:28 PM (/Vs1e)
Well, if you'd prefer, we could discuss Hillary's! penis.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 08:30 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 08:31 PM (/tuJf)
Thank you, Jesus.
*kisses Georgia soil*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 08:31 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Hillary's gynecologist at October 07, 2015 08:32 PM (NeFrd)
But I'm not 153 like she is
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:33 PM (s4Rms)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 08:34 PM (jJRIy)
Is that going to be a full set? Because that sounds adorable.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 07, 2015 08:35 PM (0NdlF)
But I'm not 153 like she is
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:33 PM (s4Rms)
******
I am terribly sorry to hear that, but congratulations on the relative youth.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 07, 2015 08:35 PM (tAwiE)
I haven't jumped Hillary's bones in about thirty years. She's very demanding and always asking for special favors, and I'm just not into Hillary's special favor routine.
I left the favor gigs up to Vince and Webb.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 07, 2015 08:35 PM (OiFtZ)
Yep, but they wanted costumes from different series. So we have some as Mega Force and some Super Mega Force and some original and one that I'm pretty sure is non canonical.
Posted by: Lauren at October 07, 2015 08:38 PM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: Heterosexual men everywhere at October 07, 2015 08:38 PM (2iV3X)
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So the Searchlight Strangler is suing the manufacturer of the exercise band. This raises two interesting thoughts. 1) Harry thinks he shouldn't be responsible for the band slipping out of his hand and the band should be. 2) If he testifies, his credibility will be at issue.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 07, 2015 08:39 PM (Nwg0u)
He could dress up as a combat Marine for Halloween and most of his idiot "friends" would think he'd bought a costume.
*sigh* I wonder sometimes if it would be easier to just give up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 08:39 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:42 PM (dFi94)
"As a result of the TheraBand breaking or slipping out of his hand,
Plaintiff Harry Reid has suffered and continues to suffer from severe
pain and injuries including, but not limited to, loss of vision in his
right eye, a concussion, broken orbital bones, severe disfigurement and
bruising to his face, hand injuries, facial lacerations, scarring, and
broken ribs," according to the complaint, which was obtained by Nevada
journalist Jon Ralston.
-
So the Searchlight Strangler is suing the manufacturer of the
exercise band. This raises two interesting thoughts. 1) Harry thinks he
shouldn't be responsible for the band slipping out of his hand and the
band should be. 2) If he testifies, his credibility will be at issue.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 07, 2015 08:39 PM (Nwg0u)
Well, that's interesting. Leaves out the part about the escaping eight-year-old boy, fighting for his life. Whatever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 08:42 PM (FsuaD)
Also his mobster brother
Posted by: Lauren at October 07, 2015 08:43 PM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: Hillary's gynecologist at October 07, 2015 08:23 PM (NeFrd)
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Thank you! I will have to catch him another evening because, priorities, but I love that guy.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:44 PM (dFi94)
I love the tort lawyer specificity:
"As a result of the TheraBand breaking or slipping out of his hand"!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 07, 2015 08:44 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Lauren at October 07, 2015 08:43 PM (GZ6Pf)
Yeah, that.
Exercise band injury my ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 08:45 PM (FsuaD)
As a result of the TheraBand breaking or slipping out of his hand
Nice to see he's keeping his options open to both scenarios.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2015 08:45 PM (o98Jz)
There goes another keyboard, sigh!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 07, 2015 08:46 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 08:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:47 PM (dFi94)
3-0 cubbies!!!
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:47 PM (s4Rms)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:47 PM (dFi94)
Missed ya GW
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:48 PM (s4Rms)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 08:48 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 08:48 PM (dOD0J)
3-0 cubbies!!!
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:47 PM (s4Rms)
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I'm gonna smack you ! Where have you been? You made me watch the Bears-Packers game all by myself.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:48 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 07, 2015 08:49 PM (k9qR4)
Then by the time I got to the 4th kid it was a sheet with two eyeholes or a Walmart special.
(non seq --- HOME RUN!!!!)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 08:49 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 08:49 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:50 PM (s4Rms)
539 hey Jane
Say yo to the marine for me
Yeah, we all need a break here and there
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:50 PM (s4Rms)
Don't we both know it. *smooch*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 08:51 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:50 PM (s4Rms)
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True. Very true.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:52 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:52 PM (s4Rms)
another long day, ugh
just got home to see that HR, oh man was that a long bomb
how is everyone doing?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 07, 2015 08:52 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:53 PM (dFi94)
Now, kids grown and I am not in any "starter" neighborhood. To much land between homes.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 08:53 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 07, 2015 08:53 PM (uZNvH)
But she can't dye her hair blue till the Cubs go to the series
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:54 PM (s4Rms)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 07, 2015 08:53 PM (uZNvH)
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Skeered of us are ya?
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:54 PM (dFi94)
Yep, but they wanted costumes from different series. So we have some as Mega Force and some Super Mega Force and some original and one that I'm pretty sure is non canonical.
Posted by: Lauren at October 07, 2015 08:38 PM (GZ6Pf)
Well I would say that is fitting since Power Rangers is just a bunch of unconnected Japanese series that the American studio has bought and sort of combined them into a sort of connected arc.
Posted by: buzzion at October 07, 2015 08:54 PM (z/Ubi)
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Awesome.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:55 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 07, 2015 08:55 PM (uZNvH)
3 out of 6 strike outs so far and just killing the corner of the plate
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:55 PM (s4Rms)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 07, 2015 08:56 PM (+sA9W)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:56 PM (s4Rms)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 08:56 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:57 PM (s4Rms)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:58 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 07, 2015 08:58 PM (AC0lD)
Got to start the Italian beef sandwiches
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 08:58 PM (s4Rms)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 07, 2015 09:00 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: GBruno at October 07, 2015 09:00 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 07, 2015 09:00 PM (9Fc79)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 09:00 PM (0eQ/u)
I have just discovered that Almond Joy candy bars go very nicely with
gin and tonic. Sorry trick or treaters, I drank your treats. Kinda.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:58 PM (dFi94)
I wish I could hang out with you. Damn, I haven't had a gin and tonic all summer, which is very weird for us.
Heh. I remember how we scoped through little D'oh Boy's treats when he was little. We'd pick the best candies out for ourselves.
I'm sure some day the D'oh Boy will repeat history. *fingers crossed he meets and marries a non-lying-bitch and has sweet babies*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:01 PM (FsuaD)
I have just discovered that Almond Joy candy bars go very nicely with
gin and tonic. Sorry trick or treaters, I drank your treats. Kinda.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:58 PM (dFi94)
Old Mexican saying, there is no hope for the drunk who loves sweets.
I would kill for an Almond Joy now. I hate you.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:01 PM (jJRIy)
Up 3-0 in the third . Must win game .
Possible ,,,,,,epic , epic , cubbie level dissapointment .
Posted by: awkward davies at October 07, 2015 09:01 PM (mP1RE)
Saw the cover of the National Enquirer in the grocery store today. The
front page headline said that Hillary has six months to live.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 07, 2015 09:00 PM (9Fc79)
Yeah, I saw that yesterday. Gave me hope. (Thank you, Enquirer for the John Edwards story.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:02 PM (FsuaD)
*shiver*
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2015 09:04 PM (yk6uE)
Put is quite the Renaissance Man, no? Can kill a tiger, ride a horse, spear fish, shoot a gun, and ice skate.
Putz? He claims to play basketball. Heck, if I have 20 tries I can make a goal (actually probably only need three tries as I played in my distant youth). Oh, and he rides a wee bike with his helmet askew. He can barely chew his Nicorette and walk at the same time. I am waiting for a photo of barky knitting furiously. Maybe playing Scrabble or Tiddly-winks. Arm wrestling with his wife (whoops, we know who would win). gak
You know that pootin is releasing photos like this, while messing with US fighters in Syrian airspace, to tick off the WH. Compare and contrast and all that. sigh.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 07, 2015 09:04 PM (LJ4iV)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:01 PM (jJRIy)
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Almond Joys. I have some. Yessir Yessir Three Bags Full.
However, the trick or treaters might have to make do with a couple of old boxes of raisins and a bag of jelly beans leftover from Easter.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:05 PM (dFi94)
I suppose, after years of looking away from rapes, participating in multiple illegal operations, one's "soul" does turn black.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:06 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lauren at October 07, 2015 09:06 PM (GZ6Pf)
I use to love that shit, now, fvck it, someone do it for me.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:06 PM (jJRIy)
old boxes of raisins and a bag of jelly beans leftover from Easter.
I hear raisins and jelly beans go well with gin and tonic
Posted by: chemjeff at October 07, 2015 09:07 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
There is a portrait of her locked in the attic which keeps getting more beautiful.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 07, 2015 09:07 PM (9Fc79)
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2015 09:07 PM (yk6uE)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 07, 2015 09:07 PM (uZNvH)
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If the Cubs end up winning this game, and then go on to play the Cardinals, I'll probably end up chewing through those as well.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:09 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Lauren at October 07, 2015 09:09 PM (GZ6Pf)
Man, I love almond joy and I don't have any and now I hate you all.
Posted by: Lauren at October 07, 2015 09:06 PM (GZ6Pf)
Can we get candy delivery?
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:10 PM (jJRIy)
I feel for the baby granddaughter. As my old southern kin would say, "You'd have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get a dog to play with her."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:10 PM (FsuaD)
I hear raisins and jelly beans go well with gin and tonic
Posted by: chemjeff at October 07, 2015 09:07 PM (uZNvH)
Someone will be shitting his ass off with that combo.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:10 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:10 PM (jJRIy)
================================
If you think I'm going to peddle my bicycle all the way down to South Carolina with a bag of Almond Joys strapped to my back, you're crazy.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:11 PM (dFi94)
****
I think I have some snaps of her cervix from '88. Had a certain youthful charm at the time. Let me see if I can find the link.
Posted by: Hillary's gynecologist at October 07, 2015 09:11 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2015 09:12 PM (yk6uE)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:13 PM (jJRIy)
To hunt.
Hungry, hunting, hunt.
Let that sink in.
*runs away*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:13 PM (FsuaD)
southern kin would say, "You'd have to tie a pork chop around her neck
to get a dog to play with her."
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Hey, my parents did that with me. What are you trying to say here?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at October 07, 2015 09:15 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 07, 2015 09:18 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 09:19 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 07, 2015 09:19 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:19 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Hillary's gynecologist
---
If you can't access them from your computer, it's because Hillary has launched a denial of cervix attack.
(stolen from Joan Rivers)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 09:20 PM (0eQ/u)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:21 PM (dFi94)
There were three plastic surgeons who specialized in reconstructive surgeries after horrible disfiguring accidents. Each one told of the work he was most proud of. One, from NY, told of a little girl who was in an awful car wreck whose face was horribly mangled. He did his best and she went on to become Miss America.
The second, from LA, mentioned some girl who had her legs horribly broken in some accident who went to become a famous dancer.
The third, from Texas, told of some addlebrained moron who had a job with some drilling outfit carrying nitroglycerin and dynamite in a horse drawn cart. The horse stepped in a gopher hole and blew the whole thing sky high. The doc said when they brought the kid in, all he had to work with was a ten gallon hat and horse's ass. And that moron went on to become president of the United States.
Think of something similiar for Hillary, and all the others.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 07, 2015 09:21 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Hillary's gynecologist at October 07, 2015 09:22 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 08:12 PM (dFi94)
Until she carpetbagged to NY and then put on a Yankees cap and claim she was always a Yankees fan. Phony in all things.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 07, 2015 09:22 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at October 07, 2015 09:23 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2015 09:23 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 09:23 PM (dOD0J)
*shoves pecan pie brownies thru port*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:23 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 09:23 PM (6Fvvv)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at October 07, 2015 09:15 PM (+1T7c)
Clearly not Jewish?
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:24 PM (jJRIy)
"Hungry, hunting, hunt."
That rhymes with something but just can't bring it to mind right now.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 09:23 PM (6Fvvv)
Punt? Oh, I know! *waves hands wildly in air*
"Cunt!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:23 PM (FsuaD)
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Thanks Jane. After the Almond Joy, I ate a chocolate cupcake. Now pie. By the time this game is over I'll have put on 5 pounds. If the Cubs go on to play the Cardinals, I'll have to buy new pants.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:25 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at October 07, 2015 09:26 PM (tBswe)
Book it.
Posted by: TommyTee at October 07, 2015 09:27 PM (zFXwQ)
Hee Jane! I actually made them with walnuts and they were decent.
Posted by: Lea at October 07, 2015 09:27 PM (75eh2)
I think it's time to make the images Go Away.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:27 PM (FsuaD)
I think it's time to make the images Go Away.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:27 PM (FsuaD)
Wipe it with a cloth?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 07, 2015 09:29 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 07, 2015 09:30 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 07, 2015 09:30 PM (KCxzN)
So, goodnight, all. I'm off to bed, hoping PBS has one of my fave Brit shows on.
Kisses, all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:30 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:31 PM (dFi94)
Results just kept showing pics of Mitch McConnell.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 07, 2015 09:32 PM (McRlu)
And when she's cackling, you may notice it sounds like a duet, two voices there if you listen closely. She cackles out of her fanged vagina as well as her mouth.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 07, 2015 09:32 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 07, 2015 09:33 PM (iQIUe)
Going with the thread, I Bing'd for images of Hillary's Pussy.
Results just kept showing pics of Mitch McConnell.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 07, 2015 09:32 PM (McRlu)
That's a Thread Winner right there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:33 PM (FsuaD)
581
I feel for the baby granddaughter. As my old southern kin would say, "You'd have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get a dog to play with her."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:10 PM (FsuaD)
A classic! Never gets old!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2015 09:33 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:34 PM (dFi94)
BUT.... there is something "off" about her --- and I think it's her smile.
Most people look their best when they smile but she doesn't. I've seen pics of her in the past where she looked very attractive and, now that I think of it, they were all ones where she was reading or looking pensive.
Not smiling.
It's not her mouth. Not her teeths.
I think it's sociopathy. Really. Something truly "off."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 09:34 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: fckuing Habs at October 07, 2015 09:34 PM (4SIeU)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 07, 2015 09:35 PM (VAsIq)
My cousin won her first boxing match tonight. Yeah!
See you all before the sun comes up/
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 07, 2015 09:35 PM (q20+R)
like a duet, two voices there if you listen closely. She cackles out of
her fanged vagina as well as her mouth.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 07, 2015 09:32 PM (dvuhZ)
Gee, thanks for that visual. ugh
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 07, 2015 09:35 PM (DiZBp)
I think it's sociopathy. Really. Something truly "off."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 09:34 PM (cN9Sk)
======================
Malevolence.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:35 PM (dFi94)
Jane - I am so glad you checked yourself out with a cardiologist. Stress
and anxiety are no joke. Seriously - take care of your sweet self. Have
a restful night.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:34 PM (dFi94)
Thanks, hon. He's a good friend of many years. He said if I don't get my stress under control, it will effect my heart. Fortunately, we have a girl pal who deals in that kind of thing. I just don't want to be put on drugs, if at all possible.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:36 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 07, 2015 09:37 PM (9mTYi)
*tosses it aside*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
*guiltily picks thread back up, dusts it off, and puts it back in a place of honor*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 07, 2015 09:37 PM (VAsIq)
When she smiles the stroke damage becomes more evident. That right-hand eye just sorta wanders off the side of her face.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 09:37 PM (6Fvvv)
Or it could be demon possession.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:38 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 07, 2015 09:38 PM (Dwehj)
Love you idiots (said in respectful, loving way).
Thanks for keeping me sane through tons of crap.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:39 PM (FsuaD)
Someone commented that there were never any appropriate threads.
But here we've been discussing Hillary's vagina for hours. But I've been too busy to write.....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 07, 2015 09:39 PM (AC0lD)
Yes, Hillary's cackle is a completely joyless laugh that strikes fear onto the hearts of people that still have their souls intact!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 07, 2015 09:39 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 07, 2015 09:39 PM (VAsIq)
See you all before the sun comes up/
Posted by: DangerGirl
--------------------
*scratches DangerGirl's cousin from the Dating List*
No point in taking chances.
Posted by: Hillary! at October 07, 2015 09:39 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 09:40 PM (6Fvvv)
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There are no threads appropriate for that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 09:40 PM (9mTYi)
No point in taking chances.
Posted by: Hillary! at October 07, 2015 09:39 PM (9mTYi)
I'd tell her to knock you into yesteryear, Hils. You bitch.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 07, 2015 09:41 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Harry Reid at October 07, 2015 09:41 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 09:36 PM (FsuaD)
==========================
I can understand that Jane. But sometimes drugs are God's way of saying, "Here - get better already". But it would be great if you found some alternate ways of taking your stress levels down a couple of notches without meds. I sure hope you do.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:42 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Mick Dundee at October 07, 2015 09:42 PM (VAsIq)
I think it's sociopathy. Really. Something truly "off."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 09:34 PM (cN9Sk)
The eyes are more important in a smile than the mouth. Bill Clinton has the talent to smile convincingly with his eyes as he deceives. The bitch not so much.
Posted by: davidt at October 07, 2015 09:42 PM (Mz/Zg)
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There are no threads appropriate for that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 09:40 PM (9mTYi)
Unless you want to make a lot of people nauseous
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 07, 2015 09:42 PM (DiZBp)
Kick boxing?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 09:40 PM (6Fvvv)
Boxing-boxing.
She fought in her first official match tonight. Will send you the video in email if/when she posts it.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 07, 2015 09:42 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2015 09:43 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Harry Reid "
Harry, don't you ever think of anything else?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 09:44 PM (6Fvvv)
Posted by: Life Nazi at October 07, 2015 09:44 PM (VAsIq)
Down in the boondocks!
Down in the boondocks!
People put me down cause that's the side of town I was born in!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 07, 2015 09:44 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 07, 2015 09:45 PM (Dwehj)
All day today I've been thinking it was Thursday. I guess I get an extra day of life this week.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
End of the line! No life for you!
Posted by: Life Nazi
but no longer funny.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 07, 2015 09:45 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 07, 2015 09:47 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 09:47 PM (6Fvvv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2015 09:48 PM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 07, 2015 09:49 PM (dvuhZ)
"If you do this, the world will end!"
"Shut up brain. Things will be ok."
It's harder to do when the world really is going to hell in a handbasket though.
Posted by: Lauren at October 07, 2015 09:49 PM (LzzEz)
These hipsters who decided that rooting for the Cubs is somehow ironic think every player on their roster is headed for the Hall of Fame.
Still, if they win tonight I hope they beat the Cardinals in the NLDS round. I'm sick of seeing the Cards in there every year.
Should the Mets rediscover the use of a baseball bat and take the Dodgers, I want them to break the Cubs hearts worse than 1969 again.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 07, 2015 09:50 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 07, 2015 09:51 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:51 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 09:51 PM (0O7c5)
and take the Dodgers, I want them to break the Cubs hearts worse than
1969 again.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 07, 2015 09:50 PM (GrXXa)
======================================
...... makes scowly Ron Santo face at kbdabear ......
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:52 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 07, 2015 09:52 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2015 09:52 PM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2015 09:52 PM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 07, 2015 09:53 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:53 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Sideshow Bob at October 07, 2015 09:53 PM (4SIeU)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 09:53 PM (s4Rms)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 07, 2015 09:54 PM (xq1UY)
But honestly, don't be afraid of the meds. In times of crisis, they can really help. I found that being on them for a year or two really helped as I learned to compensate for the exponential increase in my anxiety and learning how to manage it.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 07, 2015 09:54 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 09:54 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 07, 2015 09:55 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 09:57 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 07, 2015 09:58 PM (/gchV)
================================
{{{ Danger Girl }}}}
I hear every word you are saying loud and clear. I've been there, most of my life, and still struggle with it on a daily basis. It's a hard way to live. Thank God for God. Without the love and mercy of Jesus Christ I would not have been able to make it. And yes, meds can and should be used, wisely, as your individual situation warrants it. Plus leaning on the ever-lasting arms.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:59 PM (dFi94)
Benches go!!
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 09:59 PM (s4Rms)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 09:59 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 10:01 PM (0O7c5)
Flip a coin. One manager or the other now has to be ejected.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 07, 2015 10:02 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 09:52 PM (dFi94)
Makes Jerry Koosman Cool Hand Luke "I'll Drill You Again Santo" face at grammie
Posted by: kbdabear at October 07, 2015 10:02 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:02 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 10:08 PM (0O7c5)
These gentlemen belong to Jaish al-Fatah, or the Army of Conquest. This group of moderate rebels, as the article calls them are being funded trained and armed by the Obama Administration and Turkey just like ISIS was when they were part of the Free Syrian Army, only this time it's Saudi Arabia taking the part of Qatar as a major funder. This is a picture taken in Idlib. Guess whom most of these moderate rebels are affiliated with?
Why,Ahrar ash-Sham, an officially designated terrorist group and our old friends the al-Qaeda offshoot al-Nusrah, of course. Jaish al-Fatah has taken over large chunks of Idlib province, including the provincial capitol.
It appears that the Russians are actually preparing to take out some Islamist jihadis while bolstering their ally, Assad.
They are Al Qaeda. The moderates we were funding and supporting are Al Qaeda
We are being asked to fight and pick sides and suppport and fucking die for a fight between ISIS and Al Qaeda
ISIS vs Al Qaeda. I say let them kill each other
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Hillary!
---
Once I'm post-op, I 'd be honored to go scissoring with you. Huma's a little young for you. You want a mature gal like me who doesn't mind bathing you and changing your bedpan.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 10:10 PM (0eQ/u)
Posted by: rickl at October 07, 2015 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
hello?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 10:08 PM (0O7c5)
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Hi phoenixgirl. I'm just sitting over here in the corner anticipating the inevitable collapse of the Cubs. Yes, I know they are ahead 4-0 in the 7th, But it's the Cubs.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:11 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: rickl at October 07, 2015 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
===========================
You missed a really good brawl.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:12 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 10:13 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:13 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:14 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 07, 2015 10:14 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2015 10:15 PM (mv76s)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:15 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:15 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 07, 2015 10:15 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 07, 2015 10:16 PM (/gchV)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:15 PM (zOTsN)
=====================
No I think it was a Pirate that got ejected. Rodriguez I think it was. Could be wrong but he had the maddest face out there.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:16 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 07, 2015 10:14 PM (xq1UY)
****
I was at the game with the Bartman incident, about 50 yards away from him. I never believe until the post game show.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 07, 2015 10:17 PM (tAwiE)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:18 PM (zOTsN)
Ahhhh.
Romance.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 10:18 PM (6Fvvv)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 07, 2015 10:15 PM (xq1UY)
===============================
They were sweet to watch. Harry Carey once said on-air that Ryne Sandberg was the World's Perfect Man.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:18 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 07, 2015 10:17 PM (tAwiE)
================================
Get out ! You were there ?!? Wow
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:19 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 10:20 PM (6Fvvv)
701 Dick Cheney just endorsed Kevin McCarthy for Speaker
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:18 PM (zOTsN)
Beltway Zombie Syndrome
Posted by: eman at October 07, 2015 10:21 PM (MQEz6)
You should get the collected works they've published recently, several thick hardcover volumes. The endnotes alone are worth it, never realized how many allusions had escaped me. The man's genius was staggering.
Posted by: TallDave at October 07, 2015 10:22 PM (74ZYB)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:18 PM (zOTsN)
It's an exclusive club, and we ain't in it.
Posted by: rickl at October 07, 2015 10:22 PM (sdi6R)
"Dick Cheney just endorsed Kevin McCarthy for Speaker"
Whaaa....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 10:20 PM (6Fvvv)
gowdy wants ryan.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 10:22 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Ralph at October 07, 2015 10:23 PM (9YKBM)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:19 PM (dFi94)
****
Yup. I was up the 3rd base line, between third and the Left fielder. I was with 3 clients, who were laughing about it.
I told them that he needed security immediately. They laughed again. Then, 8 guards rushed down there and got him out. The laughing stopped pretty abruptly.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 07, 2015 10:23 PM (tAwiE)
They laughed again. Then, 8 guards rushed down there and got him out.
The laughing stopped pretty abruptly.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 07, 2015 10:23 PM (tAwiE)
================================
I think he eventually moved out of the area, didn't he?
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:25 PM (dFi94)
"Dick Cheney just endorsed Kevin McCarthy for Speaker"
Whaaa....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 10:20 PM (6Fvvv)
gowdy wants ryan.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 10:22 PM (0O7c5)
It's douchebags all the way down.
Posted by: eman at October 07, 2015 10:25 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2015 10:28 PM (yk6uE)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:25 PM (dFi94)
*****
Within 3 months, his company "transferred" him to the Phoenix area. No word on whether they helped him change his name or not.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 07, 2015 10:28 PM (tAwiE)
One thing about it; if one pays attention he knows who the Rats are.
Are they all Rats?
Posted by: Ralph at October 07, 2015 10:28 PM (9YKBM)
Old Boy Establishment Club it appears. I guess he was a Bush boy. Twice.
Always liked the guy but he's not getting it either.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 10:29 PM (6Fvvv)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 07, 2015 10:30 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: #freethenipple at October 07, 2015 10:30 PM (9YKBM)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 07, 2015 10:28 PM (tAwiE)
Some fans fired up a gofundme to get Steve to the game...he declined
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 07, 2015 10:32 PM (ck8TA)
Don't do that. You'll go blind.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 10:32 PM (6Fvvv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 07, 2015 10:32 PM (9Fc79)
gowdy wants ryan.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 10:22 PM (0O7c5)
Ryan is a snake too. His so-called balanced budget proposal in 2012 was utterly fraudulent. It relied on unrealistic rates of economic growth, and also a current Congress cannot constrain a future Congress.
Posted by: rickl at October 07, 2015 10:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2015 10:33 PM (0yhH4)
they say McCarthy has 200 votes
but they have the 30 votes they need to block him from taking the seat
and keep sending him back for recounts and concessions
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:35 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 10:37 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 07, 2015 10:38 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Ralph at October 07, 2015 10:38 PM (9YKBM)
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2015 10:38 PM (yk6uE)
Posted by: Infidel
This ain't no locker room so keep the towel on.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2015 10:38 PM (JmGFJ)
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
On Monday she's a bitch,
on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday though Saturday she's a bitch,
then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
Have you ever met my friend Chelsea's mom
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch!
Chelsea's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
...
Have you ever met my friend Chelsea's mom
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
she's a stupid bitch
Chelsea's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it Chelsea's mom
She's a big fat stinky bitch!
Big old fat fucking bitch!
Chelsea's mom, yeah! chaaa!
Posted by: matt foley at October 07, 2015 10:38 PM (LkwgK)
Even jay Cutler couldn't screw this up
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 10:39 PM (s4Rms)
Upgraded to the front of the bus, so we both had drinks all the way to Denver.
Client had a Limo waiting for the trip to Colorado Springs, drinks in there too.
Just left a 2 hour reception and wobbled back to my room.
Have not done a day like this for over 10 years. Thankfully, first meeting is 10:00 in the morning.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 07, 2015 10:40 PM (tAwiE)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2015 10:40 PM (joq+X)
that is well more than the 18 they need to keep McCarthy away
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:40 PM (zOTsN)
Even jay Cutler couldn't screw this up
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 10:39 PM (s4Rms)
*****
Are you insane to be posting this?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 07, 2015 10:41 PM (tAwiE)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 10:22 PM (0O7c5)
Ryan's a despicable lowlife POS asshole. And he's an idiot, to boot.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 07, 2015 10:41 PM (zc3Db)
jaws of collapse. I know the collapse will come. Still, my Cub-shaped
heart wonders "What if they win? What would it feel like?"
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:41 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Ralph at October 07, 2015 10:41 PM (9YKBM)
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2015 10:38 PM (yk6uE)
Yeah ... I'm recording it, though I can't figure out why. I'd bet anything that it blows chunks ... but, I'll know soon enough.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 07, 2015 10:43 PM (zc3Db)
Jim Jordan is basically giving them the "We must hang together or surely we will hang separately" speech
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 10:44 PM (6Fvvv)
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2015 10:44 PM (yk6uE)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 07, 2015 10:44 PM (xq1UY)
Pumpkin pie sucks. Nobody loves pumpkin pie except for dopes.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/07/pumpkin-pie-climate-change-christmas-crops
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at October 07, 2015 05:58 PM (8dxHz)
Pumpkin pie is yummy. And there is no scarcity of pumpkins here in Alberta. Saw a big carton of them in the local grocery store less than an hour ago. And prices aren't bad at all, which indicates deep supply.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2015 10:45 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:46 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 10:46 PM (6Fvvv)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:47 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2015 10:44 PM (yk6uE)
I'm not saying it does. I never saw it. I just know that I've hated everything that everyone loves to rave about it. I tend to dislike lots of Hitchcock that people seem to "love", too.
But I'm going to actually watch Citizen Kane to find out for myself. Not tonight, though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 07, 2015 10:48 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 07, 2015 10:43 PM
It doesn't blow. It's pretty damn good, though it drags a bit in places. I'm undecided as to whether it's as good as it's made out to be. I think not, but, that's only in relation to the hyperbole that surrounds it. Wonderfully filmed and a great Welles performance.
Posted by: otho at October 07, 2015 10:48 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:49 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Maetenloch at October 07, 2015 10:49 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 07, 2015 10:50 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:50 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Infidel at October 07, 2015 10:51 PM (yk6uE)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2015 10:51 PM (joq+X)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2015 10:51 PM (joq+X)
Have not done a day like this for over 10 years. Thankfully, first meeting is 10:00 in the morning."
ATL-DEN-COS all one day? With drinks?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 10:52 PM (6Fvvv)
Posted by: Lauren at October 07, 2015 10:52 PM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 07, 2015 10:53 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 07, 2015 10:54 PM (s4Rms)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2015 10:55 PM (cN9Sk)
A Song For Hillary
Does your vag hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Does your vag hang low?
Posted by: Some vulgar Moron at October 07, 2015 10:55 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 07, 2015 10:56 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 10:52 PM (6Fvvv)
****
Yup. DEN to COS by car, not plane.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 07, 2015 10:56 PM (tAwiE)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 11:00 PM (zOTsN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xBxZGQ1dJk
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2015 11:34 PM (0yhH4)
He probably ejaculated in his pants when he posed the question to his idol.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 10, 2015 02:20 AM (wgrxk)
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Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)