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EMT 10/04/15 [krakatoa]

Oktoberfest 2015 was yesterday.

I drank just the right amount.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:00 AM




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1 Uno

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2015 06:02 AM (HbCsM)

2 The right amount? Is there such a thing anymore? Is it achievable?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 04, 2015 06:03 AM (HalrA)

3 Ok I really am going to go make the coffee.

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2015 06:04 AM (HbCsM)

4 I'm guessing if up at 0600 hrs on Sunday it wasn't to much anyway

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2015 06:05 AM (HbCsM)

5 I never went to sleep, but I live on vampire time. Gotta keep fairly close to my work schedule even on the weekends, or I get all kinds of out of sorts.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 04, 2015 06:08 AM (HalrA)

6 Reporting for duty.

Posted by: dogfish at October 04, 2015 06:09 AM (ju0Eg)

7 I thought syrian refugees had banned Oktoberfest.

Why are you trying to antagonize them, you ignorant racist?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 06:09 AM (O96tM)

8 Yo, diet coke and rum. It's what's for breakfast.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 06:14 AM (jJRIy)

9 60 degrees and rain. Major story in local paper? Ghey's adopting kids.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 06:16 AM (jJRIy)

10 Good Morning Morons. Today is Sunday, October 04, 2015. On this day in 1957 Leave It To Beaver premiered on CBS.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:16 AM (t2KH5)

11 e're getting flooded out here in SC. It is still raining as I type this. It has rained every day for the last two weeks.


http://fxn.ws/1LbgVbu

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:16 AM (t2KH5)

12 RINO McCarthy is still pushing to be speaker.


http://fxn.ws/1VwBndB

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:16 AM (t2KH5)

13 A team from the U.S. Defense Department will visit both a state and a federal prison in Colorado to assess their possible use for housing detainees from Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, senior U.S. officials said Friday.


Obama is thumbing his nose at congress once again. Congress has passed several laws forbidding ther government from putting GITMO terrorists in US prisons. Remember, long ago Bush had already released all but the worst of the worse. The remaining prisoners are so bad their own home countries do not want them back.


But as long as impeachment, defunding, or anything else is off the table he can do anything he wants.


http://fxn.ws/1L7cJ82

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:17 AM (t2KH5)

14 Will illegals determine who our next President is? Could be.


http://politi.co/1GpLaGa

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:17 AM (t2KH5)

15 Are the current polls accurate? I say no, and others are now questioning them.


http://bloom.bg/1hiNOXC

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:17 AM (t2KH5)

16 Scankles legal advisor has told her to lawyer up.


http://bit.ly/1GqnP74

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:17 AM (t2KH5)

17 Jack and diet. That's my favorite. Rum has too many carbs.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 06:18 AM (O96tM)

18 Swedes are becoming fed up with their government bringing in muzzies.


http://bit.ly/1M2jPQs

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:18 AM (t2KH5)

19 Looks like SC is STILL going to get rain today.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 06:18 AM (jJRIy)

20 Teddy Kennedy is responsible for the flood of Hispanic migrants entering the US.


http://bit.ly/1JMDuOh

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:18 AM (t2KH5)

21 Obama thinks he can confiscate all the guns in the US.


http://bit.ly/1WDWEix

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:18 AM (t2KH5)

22 RINO Rubio gives support to BLM's anti-cop rhetoric.


http://bit.ly/1WFwXhA

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:18 AM (t2KH5)

23 AGW scammer is now being investigated for numerous violations of law, including scamming taxpayers for millions. He opened his mouth one time too many.


http://bit.ly/1j5XlTK

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:19 AM (t2KH5)

24 17
Jack and diet. That's my favorite. Rum has too many carbs.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 06:18 AM (O96tM)

What? Exactly the same.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 06:19 AM (jJRIy)

25 Latest Obama outrage. He will use the UN and it's foreign law to fight Americans in the US. But impeachment is off the table.


http://bit.ly/1N8msBP

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:19 AM (t2KH5)

26 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1JMEGRQ

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:19 AM (t2KH5)

27 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1KZ97Gb


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:20 AM (t2KH5)

28 Rain is keeping my pool full. Soon the leaves will come.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 06:22 AM (jJRIy)

29 Good Morning Morons. Today is Sunday, October 04, 2015. On this day in 1957 Leave It To Beaver premiered on CBS.

Posted by: Vic

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That kid's parents must really have hated him.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 04, 2015 06:23 AM (O96tM)

30 Got to go make up my week of pills for the pill caddy. BBL

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:24 AM (t2KH5)

31 Thanks Vic.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 06:25 AM (wxDxI)

32 11 e're getting flooded out here in SC. It is still raining as I type this. It has rained every day for the last two weeks.


http://fxn.ws/1LbgVbu
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 06:16 AM (t2KH5)

14.5" at my house since 9/23......7" since Fri. morning

Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2015 06:25 AM (x9c8r)

33 So I am guessing my water bill won't be $400 this month.,

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 06:33 AM (jJRIy)

34 14.5" at my house since 9/23......7" since Fri. morning
Posted by: BignJames
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That's impressive.

Posted by: Hugh G Rection at October 04, 2015 06:36 AM (O96tM)

35 Will illegals determine who our next President is? Could be.
____________________

Illegals and the MSM/Hollywood complex.

SNL was doing its part last night, apparently. Trying to make Hillary appear more "likeable" to the LIV's. SNL should be required to declare its donation of free air-time to Hillary's efforts as a multi-million-dollar contribution to Hillary's campaign funds.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 04, 2015 06:36 AM (a31sM)

36 >>>Scankles legal advisor has told her to lawyer up.

Wait for it....

"I can't comment on an ongoing investigation."

Posted by: franksalterego at October 04, 2015 06:36 AM (Fh+WR)

37 Awesome, Vic.

Posted by: sinalco at October 04, 2015 06:37 AM (9JAae)

38 >>>Got to go make up my week of pills for the pill caddy.

Remember what the dormouse said. Feed your head. Feed your head.

Posted by: Grace Slick at October 04, 2015 06:41 AM (O96tM)

39 They are stabbing people all over the place in Jerusalem.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 06:44 AM (iQIUe)

40 Warren Wilson College, the most liberal school in the nation, cancelled homecoming.


It's raining!!



http://tinyurl.com/oxtvepe

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 06:46 AM (jJRIy)

41 Oh my, it's autumn here in western Palm Beach county. Those bad storms sucked all the humidity out of here and it is beautiful. Hasn't rained in a week. Collards and lettuce and peppers and tomatoes are jumping. Pomegranates and lemons and grapefruit and oranges are ripening. Avocados are ready. It should be a lovely six months. Please enjoy your winter, Yankeeland.

Posted by: Jak from Planet State Farm at October 04, 2015 06:48 AM (msVAP)

42 Nip, are they being reasonable or nannies?

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 06:49 AM (wxDxI)

43 Im having a warm Busch while I wait for it to get light enough to feed the critters.

Posted by: Jak from Planet State Farm at October 04, 2015 06:50 AM (msVAP)

44 42
Nip, are they being reasonable or nannies?

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 06:49 AM (wxDxI)

I'll take Nannies for a $1,000 Alex.
Pussies.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 06:51 AM (jJRIy)

45 They got some good shit in Chicago - 74 heroin ODs in less than 72 hours.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 06:52 AM (iQIUe)

46 @45

Millions saved.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 06:54 AM (jJRIy)

47 Fvckers. This crap gets so old. I'm sure some places have a lot of rain. Just gets so old having the media exploit the weather. We get that shit here in CO too.

Heh. They are building a new toll road thru the mountains for the skiers.


http://preview.tinyurl.com/q4xez29

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 06:57 AM (wxDxI)

48 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 04, 2015 06:58 AM (KCxzN)

49 They got some good shit in Chicago - 74 heroin ODs in less than 72 hours.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


Well, I guess that is one way to control the population.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 06:59 AM (wxDxI)

50 Good morning Morons. Glad you haven't floated away Vic. Could be like these poor folks.

http://bit.ly/1M2SzkO

Posted by: Golfman at October 04, 2015 07:01 AM (cdKSG)

51


DAY 1,063

400 to go (473 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2015 07:01 AM (St6BJ)

52 They got some good shit in Chicago - 74 heroin ODs in less than 72 hours.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 06:52 AM (iQIUe)


Or the heroin could have been cut with something like strychnine.

Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2015 07:01 AM (dcIVz)

53 In my nic is a link to an excellent article at American Thinker about Obama and the Oregon shootings.

Posted by: Chillin the most at October 04, 2015 07:02 AM (BI43k)

54 45: No guns were used so thats a positive, right?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 07:04 AM (/O0Ne)

55 Golfman, that sucks. I live about 2 blocks from the Colorado river. Thankfully, about 80 feet above on the high side. The other side is flat up against the river.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 07:04 AM (wxDxI)

56 50 Posted by: Golfman at October 04, 2015 07:01 AM (cdKSG)


Is that Brunswick, NC down on the coast?

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 07:06 AM (t2KH5)

57
Fear the Walking Dead ends tonight. Homeland starts. Walking Dead re-animates next Sunday and Fargo the following day.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 07:08 AM (iQIUe)

58 53 Posted by: Chillin the most at October 04, 2015 07:02 AM (BI43k)

The last paragraph of the article is frightening. He essentially describes SCOAMF as having the same mindset as Hitler and Stalin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2015 07:12 AM (St6BJ)

59 If that is Brunswick county, NC I suspect my SIL is a very busy chick this morning. She is an insurance adjuster up there.


Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 07:13 AM (t2KH5)

60 100's of Arabs clashing now with Israeli forces in Isawiya, East Jerusalem.

====================

I see the arabs throwing rocks and wearing gas masks.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 07:13 AM (iQIUe)

61 Or the heroin could have been cut with something like strychnine.
Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2015 07:01 AM (dcIVz)
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Strychnine is a poison. Not sure if they call it something different when addict dies from strychnine poisoning. Looked it up and it appears the chicago heroin has been spiked with Fentynal - a powerful synthetic opiate.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 07:17 AM (iQIUe)

62 So, are they dying or just sucking up more obamacare?

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 07:21 AM (wxDxI)

63
Some idiot in the comments is saying the ODs are bc big pharma and doctors push these synthetic opiates as non addictive. Oh really? The are highly controlled and given in hospitals bc they are addictive and dangerous, you idiot. Even in a controlled hospital environment, patients can o.d.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 07:23 AM (iQIUe)

64 62 So, are they dying or just sucking up more obamacare?
Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 07:21 AM (wxDxI)
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They are sucking up more doses of Narcan.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 07:24 AM (iQIUe)

65
I feel guilty b/c I have little sympathy for Doctors without Borders. They shd not have been there. The city had been taken over by Taliban. These docs are anti Israel.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 07:26 AM (iQIUe)

66 Strychnine is a poison. Not sure if they call it something different when addict dies from strychnine poisoning. Looked it up and it appears the chicago heroin has been spiked with Fentynal - a powerful synthetic opiate.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 07:17 AM (iQIUe)


Of course strychnine is a poison. Hell, drug dealers will cut their product with powdered milk or talcum powder if that's all they have on hand. Anything to stretch the volume and increase profit. No one said drug dealers are humanitarians.

There is no quality control with street level drugs. Can you imagine if, after the local and/or Fed cops get done charging for drug crimes, the FDA enters the picture, too? If they did to dealers what they do to real pharmaceutical companies, I'm good with that.

Posted by: RickZ at October 04, 2015 07:26 AM (dcIVz)

67 Don't know what narcan is but I can guess. I won't repeat what that empty place where my soul should be is thinking.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 07:28 AM (wxDxI)

68 CNN: Hillary getting the endorsement of the nations largest teachers union, surprise, surprise, surprise.

Posted by: Colin at October 04, 2015 07:30 AM (Espnc)

69 If you can't trust a guy who sells you black-market powder to ingest on the street corner, who can you trust?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 04, 2015 07:30 AM (oVJmc)

70 67
Don't know what narcan is but I can guess. I won't repeat what that empty place where my soul should be is thinking.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 07:28 AM (wxDxI)

Next time you reincarnate, if your soul ever gets out of wherever you sent it, make sure to give up your heart instead. Unless whoever's asking is the Aztecs, because those cats are way too literal.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 04, 2015 07:31 AM (HalrA)

71 Again, strychnine is a poison and does not cause you to OD. These are reported ODs and the drug used to cut the heroin was Fentanyl - not strychnine.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 07:32 AM (iQIUe)

72 68 but, but, but, didn't the NEA say they wouldn't support her?

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 07:33 AM (wxDxI)

73 Chicago: 6 shot Everyone else is recovering from overdoses..

Posted by: Colin at October 04, 2015 07:34 AM (Espnc)

74 Next time you reincarnate, if your soul ever gets out of wherever you sent it, make sure to give up your heart instead. Unless whoever's asking is the Aztecs, because those cats are way too literal.


I debated on using that word. I still have a soul and a heart, just couldn't give two shits about people like that. Very tired of working my shitty, high stress job with an asshole 50 hours a week to support those losers and the rest of the gov't. No real prospects here either.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 07:36 AM (wxDxI)

75 67 Don't know what narcan is but I can guess. I won't repeat what that empty place where my soul should be is thinking.
Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 07:28 AM (wxDxI)
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It's a drug they give you in a hospital and now they pass it out on the street among addicts. It plugs into the brain receptors that opiates wd plug into, thereby, rendering the opiates benign - until the narcan wears off. So, if you have a lot of opiotes in your system and the narcan wears off - you can OD again. Reportedly, these people coming in need 2-3 shots of narcan.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 07:37 AM (iQIUe)

76 Not sure what their going for in FTWD, by rights a major city is going to be hardest hit in a apocalypse with little chance of survival. When they left off it has the appearance of being all under control of a police state. But of course they think they have it under control but don't.

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2015 07:37 AM (HbCsM)

77 Thanks for the update, Vic. Hope you guys get some dry weather soon.

Posted by: Gem at October 04, 2015 07:37 AM (c+gwp)

78 "As a lifelong fighter for children and families, I am deeply honored to
have earned the endorsement of the National Education Association and
their nearly 3 million members," Clinton said

Shes a fighter, alright..

Posted by: Colin at October 04, 2015 07:38 AM (Espnc)

79 I dont see how narcan can help you if you shoot up alone. Who is going to give you the narcan?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 07:38 AM (iQIUe)

80 Eighty comments and no one's said "Fuck the GOP."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 04, 2015 07:39 AM (u5gzz)

81 recovering from overdoses..

What a shame. How long until they do it again?

On our dime?

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 07:40 AM (wxDxI)

82 Due to all the stabbings, the IDF has blocked off access to the mosque and the arabs are pissed off about that.

I think this was started by allowing Joos access to the temple mount. Its not enough that the arabs have their mosque - they want it all. Then again, if it wasnt this, they wd be stabbing over something else...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 07:42 AM (iQIUe)

83 What a shame. How long until they do it again?

On our dime?
Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 07:40 AM (wxDxI)

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Since they are in withdrawal when they leave the hospital - immediately. Hopefully, they will take a smaller dose.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 07:44 AM (iQIUe)

84
Normally, Bon Jovi can go fuck himself for his full-throated (pun) support of SCOAMF leftism. But Roger Waters, of Code Pink Floyd, blasted him for playing in Israel.

Meh, let Bon Jovi get a taste of his own medicine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2015 07:45 AM (St6BJ)

85 80 Eighty comments and no one's said "Fuck the GOP."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 04, 2015 07:39 AM (u5gzz)


It's become a redundant default setting. No need to waste pixels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2015 07:46 AM (St6BJ)

86 Rain.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 07:47 AM (JmGFJ)

87 So glad the mocha messiah and j fkn kerry want to import 200k stabby yoots/refugees/refuse.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 07:49 AM (wxDxI)

88 The state of modern American "journalism" on full display. From the NY Post story linked to in #16 above:

"...the discussion turned to David Petraeus, who avoided criminal charges for mishandling classified material by pleading guilty to a misdemeanor..."

*sigh*

Posted by: Raspail at October 04, 2015 07:49 AM (QolCq)

89 It's become a redundant default setting. No need to waste pixels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2015 07:46 AM (St6BJ)


Hey, stop that! You're killing our jobs!

Posted by: The Dept. of Redundancy Dept. Local 473 at October 04, 2015 07:50 AM (dcIVz)

90 76 Not sure what their going for in FTWD, by rights a major city is going to be hardest hit in a apocalypse with little chance of survival. When they left off it has the appearance of being all under control of a police state. But of course they think they have it under control but don't.
Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2015 07:37 AM (HbCsM)

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If you can find a nice shelter with lots of food and water and meds it wd be okay so long as no one died and began biting people. Then again, look at the hospital in TWD. It turned to crap.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 07:50 AM (iQIUe)

91

"Pancakes Politics: A Town Hall With Hillary Clinton"
NBC Today Show October 5th

Monday morning on the Today Show, should be big. I'm sure it will be a love fest...just what I want to watch will having pancakes /not

Posted by: Colin at October 04, 2015 07:55 AM (Espnc)

92


"Pancakes Politics: A Town Hall With Hillary Clinton"


Finally, Ace finds a woman who wants pancakes.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 04, 2015 07:56 AM (oVJmc)

93 92 that'll leave a mark.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 07:58 AM (wxDxI)

94 Donald Trump on Meet the Press this morning. From the promo he says some things about the mideast that conflict with 0bama... so outrageous.

He seems to imply that 0bama fucked things up. Shocking, I know.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 04, 2015 08:00 AM (sI4OA)

95 74 heroin ODs in less than 72 hours. And still those crazy Christians argue that evolution is only a theory.

Posted by: Spellcheck at October 04, 2015 08:01 AM (j+aWk)

96
Ace is in bed with his Time Life books. He dont need no women.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 08:02 AM (iQIUe)

97
Has Ace ever come out west? I know he visited a steve in Huntington Beach. Oh, and a film fest in Utah where he as kept hostage by his ex gf. We almost, sob, lost him....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 08:04 AM (iQIUe)

98 kept hostage by his ex gf

Do tell. link? I missed that episode.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 08:07 AM (wxDxI)

99 Nah, he went to Park City with her and then disappeared for weeks maybe months.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 08:09 AM (iQIUe)

100 Hmm, maybe he wasn't a hostage. :-)

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 08:11 AM (wxDxI)

101 France's culture ministry hosted an entire dwarf fashion show on Friday evening off the normal Paris Fashion Week calendar.

I can't image the out cry if this was in the US..Remember the dwarf tossing in Australia that caused such an outcry here.

Posted by: Colin at October 04, 2015 08:14 AM (Espnc)

102 >>>But Roger Waters, of Code Pink Floyd, blasted him for playing in Israel. 


We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain,

Occasionally glancing up through the rain.

Wondering which of the buggers to blame...

oh wait a sec. I know who's to blame. It's those darned Jews. They're always responsible.

Posted by: Roger Waters at October 04, 2015 08:14 AM (O96tM)

103 James Lileks has also fisked the Modern Man article.

http://www.lileks.com/bleats/archive/15/1015/100215.html

Different style than Correia, of course, but just as good. And he knocked the shoehorn out of the park.

Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2015 08:15 AM (sdi6R)

104 Modern Man would be aghast at the comments on AoSHQ.

Morning, Glories! I'm in... sorta.

Posted by: mindful webworker - antique man at October 04, 2015 08:18 AM (Z3TUG)

105 Hey hey we're the mokiees and we don't mess around

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 08:25 AM (jJRIy)

106

Hmmm, windows 10 is not the nightmare I thought it was.
Just loaded it up on a new laptop.
Pretty fast, pretty clean.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 04, 2015 08:27 AM (qCMvj)

107 Ace is in bed with his Time Life books. He dont need no women.Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 08:02 AM (iQIUe

But does Ace sleep on the 'burglar side' of the bed? Modern women prefer the safety of an unarmed man, willing to provide her with those valuable extra seconds of safety.

Modern Man

Posted by: se pa moron at October 04, 2015 08:29 AM (sI4OA)

108 Real Modern Men understand the need for discretion about being a Modern Man.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at October 04, 2015 08:29 AM (u5gzz)

109 I keep getting pop-ups wanting me to upgrade. Not ready to take the plunge yet.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 08:30 AM (wxDxI)

110 Obama pledges probe into fatal airstrike on Afghan hospital






The only thing that Barry is going to have probed is his backside by Reggie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2015 08:32 AM (DiZBp)

111 Oops. I accidentally spilled some maple syrup "down there". Huma! You know what to do.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 04, 2015 08:35 AM (O96tM)

112 The only thing that Barry is going to have probed is his backside by Reggie


Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2015 08:32 AM (DiZBp)

As a "modern man" he will enjoy it.

Posted by: Reggie, the butt fucker at October 04, 2015 08:35 AM (jJRIy)

113 [i I keep getting pop-ups wanting me to upgrade. Not ready to take the plunge yet.
Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 08:30 AM (wxDxI)

I'm now converting my other work laptop, but I'm not attempting to convert my gaming PC any time soon. There ARE issues with losing some apps, from what I understand. And some drivers will need updating, etc.

I'm just about done with the work laptop upgrade, so I'll know more after that, because it was loaded.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 04, 2015 08:37 AM (qCMvj)

114 A nation of whiners.



It's raining, get over it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 08:37 AM (jJRIy)

115 Orders to U.S. factories fell in August by the largest amount in eight months,

U.S. job growth stumbles, raising doubts on economy






Doubts? I don't have any doubts. It is flat out bad. The MFM can spin it all they want but the economy and job market are in bad shape. Eventually the numbers will get too bad even for them to hid but I'm sure it will still be Bush's fault

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2015 08:38 AM (DiZBp)

116 I keep getting pop-ups wanting me to upgrade. Not ready to take the plunge yet.

Posted by: Infidel
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I just disable javascript when I'm on this site. No videos or pics, but also no Jeb tampons and no popups, plus it loads quicker.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 08:38 AM (O96tM)

117 What city was it that was taxing the rain?

Y'all getting flooded can be glad, at least, you don't live there. Unless you do.

Last full day in the environs of the disaster on Lake Michigan.

Surviving the traffic and crowds and crazies is easy.

Surviving the politics of my in-laws... feels kinda like dodge-ball.

Posted by: mindful webworker - at breakfast at October 04, 2015 08:41 AM (Z3TUG)

118 The Modern Man knows how to accessorize a teal ball gown properly, as well as mauve, puce, cerulean, and ecru ball gowns!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 04, 2015 08:41 AM (ftVQq)

119 Caitlyn, adblock plus has been doing that for me. I think the pop-ups are a Dell thing.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 08:42 AM (wxDxI)

120

Hard to say this, but Google's Drive and Google's Bookmark Sync features help with a smoother transition to Win10.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 04, 2015 08:43 AM (qCMvj)

121 Hmmm, windows 10 is not the nightmare I thought it was.

Just loaded it up on a new laptop.

Pretty fast, pretty clean.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 04, 2015 08:27 AM (qCMvj)

For that endorsement you get a 1% discount on your next purchase from the Windows store, comrade!

Posted by: B Gates at October 04, 2015 08:45 AM (ftVQq)

122 Just upgraded the MacAir to OS X.

Seems stable, and faster.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2015 08:45 AM (VPLuQ)

123 I've had no problems upgrading to Windows 10, mostly 'cause Linux.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 04, 2015 08:47 AM (oVJmc)

124 The modern man always discretely makes certain that the nightstand on the non-burglar side of the bed has a fresh supply of batteries.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 04, 2015 08:48 AM (sI4OA)

125 122
Just upgraded the MacAir to OS X.



Seems stable, and faster.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2015 08:45 AM (VPLuQ)

Ghey. Modern Man has an Apple. The rest of us don't.


Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 08:48 AM (jJRIy)

126 Oh, VIA just fvcking with you

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 08:50 AM (jJRIy)

127 >>>Ghey. Modern Man has an Apple.

Not only that. Ghey, Modern Man also runs Apple.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 08:51 AM (O96tM)

128

Just make sure you customize versus express settings, so you can turn most data grabbing off.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 04, 2015 08:51 AM (qCMvj)

129 Don't get your hopes up too much for the 2016 election:

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=230757


I remember reading about that consent decree a couple of years ago. This video provides more details I was unaware of.

Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2015 08:51 AM (sdi6R)

130 "Ghey. Modern Man has an Apple. The rest of us don't.'

And a hearty Fuck you Good morning to you as well, dickwad my friend.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2015 08:51 AM (VPLuQ)

131 Don't worry Nip.

I took it the way you intended.


Not a FanBoy of Apple, but some of their shit just plain works better for me then Windows.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2015 08:53 AM (VPLuQ)

132 Doubts? I don't have any doubts. It is flat out bad. The MFM can spin it all they want but the economy and job market are in bad shape. Eventually the numbers will get too bad even for them to hid but I'm sure it will still be Bush's fault
_________________

Yep, the economy has been limping along for the last 7 years, despite Obama's multi-trillion-dollar spending sprees and the Fed's 0% interest rates. And the Obama administration has been lying about the employment numbers for years, with the MSM complicitly reporting the lies as facts, even though everybody knows it's all total BS.

But there won't be any attention paid by the MSM to the dismal state of the economy unless/until there is a Republican in the White House they can blame for it all.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 04, 2015 08:54 AM (a31sM)

133 Good morning all. I had to turn the heat on this morning
for the first time this season.

I hate turning on my heat for the first time. Depressing.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 04, 2015 08:55 AM (dFi94)

134 @131

This is true. Also, major companies make apple shit and not android shit.


WSJ does not have an Android version that rotates. Apple version, yep.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 08:56 AM (jJRIy)

135 Good morning all. I had to turn the heat on this morning
for the first time this season.

I hate turning on my heat for the first time. Depressing.


****

AH yes. That first of Fall burning-off-the-dust smell.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2015 08:57 AM (PMlgt)

136 Will there be an Early Morning Elbow thread for the across the pond game today?

Posted by: Roger Goodhell and the (Inter)National Football League at October 04, 2015 08:57 AM (ifEqP)

137 Chicago: 6 shot and 74 heroin ODs in less than 72 hours.

Maaan! I miss all the good times. There I was, yesterday in Greek Town, just sitting there feasting on the world's best food and guzzling Roditys when I could've been out shooting up or getting shot.

Posted by: mindful webworker - at breakfast at October 04, 2015 08:58 AM (Z3TUG)

138 @133

I got a new furnace this summer. Gas heat feels good.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 08:58 AM (jJRIy)

139 Good morning all. I had to turn the heat on this morning
for the first time this season.

I hate turning on my heat for the first time. Depressing.
_______________________

I'm still waiting for the day I can turn off my AC for the fall/winter.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 04, 2015 08:58 AM (a31sM)

140 I have concluded that Kevin McCarthy is the perfect replacement for John Boehner. The GOP really needs to maintain their record of incoherent and inarticulate House leaders that keep the id in the Party of Stupid! Hating conservatives is just a bonus feature.

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 04, 2015 08:58 AM (ftVQq)

141 Ghey. Modern Man has an Apple.



Not only that. Ghey, Modern Man also runs Apple.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 08:51 AM (O96tM)


Runs it into the ground

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2015 08:58 AM (DiZBp)

142 Sunday Morning Football! Miami vs NYJ in London, 9:30 AM. Two teams I don't care for, but I guess I'll root for the Jets to beat Miami, knock the Dolphins to 1-3 and crush their spirit. If the Dolphins win, they'll both be 2-2 that's no good, I want one team to go into panic mode and start making foolish moves to try to salvage their season.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 04, 2015 08:59 AM (2cS/G)

143 But there won't be any attention paid by the MSM to the dismal state of the economy unless/until there is a Republican in the White House they can blame for it all.Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 04, 2015 08:54 AM (a31sM)


Richard Gere starred in a movie released a year ago in which he portrays a homeless man. If a republican was in office it would have earned a zillion academy awards by now.

*crickets*

Posted by: se pa moron at October 04, 2015 08:59 AM (sI4OA)

144
AH yes. That first of Fall burning-off-the-dust smell.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2015 08:57 AM (PMlgt)
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Yup. Always gives me a headache. Every year without fail.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 04, 2015 08:59 AM (dFi94)

145 Good morning all. I had to turn the heat on this morning for the first time this season.

I hate turning on my heat for the first time. Depressing.

Posted by: grammie winger
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Who are you gonna believe? Me, or your lying skin?

Posted by: Al Gore at October 04, 2015 09:00 AM (O96tM)

146 all chaps are assess, Reggie...

Posted by: Hawk pilot at October 04, 2015 09:01 AM (Pm9lF)

147 Assless, damned autocorrect

Posted by: Hawk pilot at October 04, 2015 09:02 AM (Pm9lF)

148

Oh! I have a black diamond by my name! I like diamonds. Thank you Al Gore.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 04, 2015 09:02 AM (dFi94)

149 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2015 08:53 AM (VPLuQ)

I play with Apple, Windows, and Linux systems and still find it amazing that each one has a couple of very nice, and seeming very useful, features that the other two systems don't.

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 04, 2015 09:02 AM (ftVQq)

150 I am thinking, fire up the pool heater.


Just cause I need to burn some cash.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 09:03 AM (jJRIy)

151 book thread up

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 09:03 AM (t2KH5)

152 For the Mark Steyn aficianados (h/t/Insty)

http://www.steynonline.com/7208/there-a-bear-in-the-sand


I guess it's not really too early to start drinking, right?

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 04, 2015 09:04 AM (ftVQq)

153 I had to turn my heat on a couple of days ago. Today I will change from the summer sheets and bedspread to the flannel sheets and down comforter.

Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2015 09:07 AM (sdi6R)

154 I had to turn my heat on a couple of days ago.
Today I will change from the summer sheets and bedspread to the flannel
sheets and down comforter.

Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2015 09:07 AM (sdi6R)


That damn climate change is making the days shorter and colder!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2015 09:11 AM (DiZBp)

155 >>>I play with Apple, Windows, and Linux systems and still find it amazing that each one has a couple of very nice, and seeming very useful, features that the other two systems don't.
Posted by: Hrothgar
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This is because capitalists are all working against each other instead of collectively helping each other, and the community.

This is why they construct imperfect systems. We need a new Federal department in charge of engineering a People's Operating System, which will contain the best of all worlds, with all the features that you desire.

I will appoint Clockboy to be lead software engineer.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 04, 2015 09:11 AM (O96tM)

156
Posting this at the end of the thread after pretty much all of you will have moved up to the book thread, but here's my Sunday Morning Praise, courtesy of Mercy Me. Wynona Judd does a version of this, but her YouTube version has too long of an intro. Amy Grant also does it,but her voice is to whispery for me. So I went with the original:





I can only imagine .....

Surrounded by your glory
What will my heart feel?

Will I dance for you Jesus
Or in awe of you be still?

Will I stand in your presence
Or to my knees will I fall?

Will I sing hallelujah
Will I be able to speak at all?


I can only imagine ....



=== Mercy Me

http://tinyurl.com/bqmudnz


Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 04, 2015 09:11 AM (dFi94)

157 Willowed!

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 04, 2015 09:13 AM (O96tM)

158 I will appoint Clockboy to be lead software engineer.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 04, 2015 09:11 AM (O96tM)



And presidential concubine.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2015 09:17 AM (DiZBp)

159 Oktoberfest! Went to mine too! Does yours have Dachshund races? The crowd favorite... Chuck Norris.. lost!

Posted by: Cate at October 04, 2015 09:24 AM (dhD/W)

160 155
This is why they construct imperfect systems. We need a new Federal department in charge of engineering a People's Operating System, which will contain the best of all worlds, with all the features that you desire.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 04, 2015 09:11 AM (O96tM)


I'm sure it's merely coincidental that the operating system will be known by its initials.

Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2015 09:27 AM (sdi6R)

161 I'm sure it's merely coincidental that the operating system will be known by its initials.

Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2015 09:27 AM (sdi6R)

A key feature of thePeople's Operating System will be the ability to quickly create a Federal Universal Computer Kluster for to assist in searching emails.

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 04, 2015 09:42 AM (ftVQq)

162 The Guardian? Who gives a fuck?

Posted by: mojo at October 04, 2015 06:28 PM (OmBeX)

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