Dana Perino: I Think Someone Might Run Third Party, But I'm "Holding My Cards" For Now

She says this on a podcast with Fox colleague Chris Stirewalt.

Dana: Do you think any of them run as a third party?

Stirewalt: No, Paul has been a loyal foot soldier for Mitch McConnell, he ain't gonna do that. And Ted Cruz ain't gonna do that. Could Trump still -- he's not gonna get --

Dana: I don't think it would be Trump.

Stirewalt: Who would it be?

Dana: I'm gonna hold my cards.

She advertised this on The Five and gave a big Chessire Cat grin like she's not speculating, like she knows something.

So: Who? Well, first of all, Perino is obviously very tapped into the Bush camp. And Bush would have the money (presumably) to mount a third party campaign.

Given that this comes down to money, it could be she's talking about Romney, though the initial question about any of them (that is, the candidates) running third party suggests she doesn't mean Romney.

Maybe she was just being misleading there.

Could she mean Bush? Could she possibly mean that Bush is considering a third party run?

Open thread. I know, terrible week of blogging. But seriously last night went really late.

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM




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1 Why not Bernie?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 06:40 PM (9mTYi)

2 Maybe she's perpetrating like she knows something but is also making it up.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 17, 2015 06:41 PM (VtLv6)

3 I'm not going to answer my own question.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 06:41 PM (9mTYi)

4 The GOP will do anything to derail an anti establishment candidate.They've proven that in the past.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2015 06:42 PM (sPO3u)

5 I didn't listen to the whole podcast, but she sets this up as it being about a GOPer, and the caption on the FoxNews transcript chyron (ran on the Five) said it was a GOPer.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2015 06:42 PM (dciA+)

6 Yooo hooo!

Posted by: Lisa "Lurch" Murkowski at September 17, 2015 06:42 PM (wHAYQ)

7 Bush? Seriously? Why doesn't he just do what you know he wants to do, and join Hillary's ticket in a National Unity ticket.

Posted by: MTF at September 17, 2015 06:42 PM (UWzjE)

8 And to the Moron who bought the printed book version of Golden Isis yesterday, thank you!!!

https://www.createspace.com/5705570

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2015 06:43 PM (tGvsw)

9 That would be great if Bernie ran third party. It would split the Democrat vote.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2015 06:43 PM (dKQ1C)

10 Could she mean Bush? Could she possibly mean that Bush is considering a third party run?

It would be par for the course. Or he could just endorse the Democrat candidate. Neither would surprise me if Trump wins the nomination. The Uniparty Establishment won't take that sitting down.

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 06:43 PM (sdi6R)

11 I ain't gonna get no refund.

Posted by: Killerdog at September 17, 2015 06:43 PM (bpYiC)

12 GOP establishment wins: you conservatives need to suck it up and vote for the guy we pick

Base wins: fuck you rubes, we're taking our ball and going third party.

And thus, Trump. Fuck these guys.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at September 17, 2015 06:43 PM (bxu2Y)

13 This is just Dana's way of begging to be a podcast guest again. She knows the question must be asked.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 17, 2015 06:44 PM (PMlgt)

14 Jeb Bush as a Third Party?

Pray, tell: what would this party be called?


Trilateralists for America

The BilderburgerburgerBilder Party?

Hell, I'd write in Perot if Jeb ran.
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Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 17, 2015 06:44 PM (0MJOU)

15 JEB! would definitely try something this sleazy. He was the Anointed One, dammit, and he would have the GOPe solidly behind him.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 17, 2015 06:44 PM (Agn5J)

16 Somebody should alert Reince Preibus that there are leaks forming in the good ship Loyalty Pledge.

Since he runs the Party and all.

Posted by: MTF at September 17, 2015 06:45 PM (UWzjE)

17 Go Jeb! Go!

Posted by: Trump at September 17, 2015 06:45 PM (ECLjF)

18
My bet is on either Deez Nuts or Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Posted by: Fish at September 17, 2015 06:45 PM (/uJMx)

19 -

If Jeb is the answer,
Rethink the question.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 17, 2015 06:46 PM (0MJOU)

20 Bush 3rd party....oh my....all 11 people that support him....could turn the tide...

Posted by: MrKnowItAll at September 17, 2015 06:46 PM (uJK1E)

21 I'd vote third party if it was Andrea Tantaros

just say'n

Posted by: Jake at September 17, 2015 06:47 PM (OROBq)

22 ok...it's probably more like 6....but you exaggerate in politics...

Posted by: MrKnowItAll at September 17, 2015 06:47 PM (uJK1E)

23 Open thread. I know, terrible week of blogging. But seriously last night went really late.


Lemme get my violin. :-)

Posted by: dogfish at September 17, 2015 06:47 PM (jWtyG)

24 It's me, I'm running for the Gropers for Growth Party

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2015 06:48 PM (12URp)

25 Maybe Jeb could help keep Hillary's camel-toe entertained.

Posted by: Killerdog at September 17, 2015 06:48 PM (bpYiC)

26 If Bush runs 3rd party I'm voting...uh...4th party.

Posted by: VBJonny at September 17, 2015 06:48 PM (NX9H4)

27 I'd vote third party if it was Andrea Tantaros

just say'n
Posted by: Jake at September 17, 2015 06:47 PM (OROBq)

I bet she could crush my head with them legs.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2015 06:48 PM (gf8BH)

28 20 Bush 3rd party....oh my....all 11 people that support him....could turn the tide...
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at September 17, 2015 06:46 PM (uJK1E)

Bush couldn't change the direction a toilet flushes

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2015 06:49 PM (12URp)

29 If it were Sanders/Trump/Bush, Bush might win that.

Posted by: bjk at September 17, 2015 06:49 PM (InlTW)

30 The people who advise bush are not that stupid. No way bush does any better than Ross Perot as a third party candidate. Its an instant D win in the event of a third party candidate from R side of the fence.

Posted by: Jeffrey at September 17, 2015 06:49 PM (mXv3y)

31 Another John Anderson 1980. Never let the RINOs forget that treason. I guarantee David Brooks and his ilk voted for Anderson. They got back into line in 1984.

Posted by: Naes at September 17, 2015 06:49 PM (Ypc8j)

32 This shit just keeps getting better.

Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2015 06:49 PM (q177U)

33 I'll hold my own debate!!1!

Posted by: Gov. Gilmore's Eyes at September 17, 2015 06:49 PM (vBeA5)

34 On a serious note, I don't think Jeb would sully the Bush Reputation and the Reputation of his father and brother by doing that.

I could see Paul doing that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2015 06:49 PM (gf8BH)

35 "Jeb 2016 - A Party Of One"

I figure he can bridge the chasm between the GOPe and the Democrats.

Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2015 06:50 PM (FcR7P)

36 If any of the current GOP candidates go 3rd party, it will only enrage the general GOPe htr voter more. What's more, none of the current GOPe candidates could win as a 3rd party candidate and thus hand the election to the Dems. That truly would blow up the GOP.

Posted by: dogfish at September 17, 2015 06:51 PM (jWtyG)

37 "The BilderburgerburgerBilder Party?"


It does kinda have a ring to it.

Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 06:51 PM (+jijM)

38 JEB?? If he bombed out of the party that elected his brother and father, he'd think he had a snowball's chance third party?

Yes, he probably would be that stupid.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 17, 2015 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

39 Palin.

Posted by: Fatman at September 17, 2015 06:51 PM (mcm0N)

40 BTW, Jeb Bush is a loser of a candidate no matter what he runs as.

Posted by: dogfish at September 17, 2015 06:51 PM (jWtyG)

41 The people who advise bush are not that stupid. No way bush does any better than Ross Perot as a third party candidate. Its an instant D win in the event of a third party candidate from R side of the fence.

And if the GOPe can't have their guy, why wouldn't they want a D in the WH so they can try again in just 4 years instead of waiting 8?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 17, 2015 06:51 PM (4WhSY)

42 If it were Sanders/Trump/Bush, Bush might win that.
Posted by: bjk at September 17, 2015 06:49 PM (InlTW)


Now, imagine Sanders/Biden/Trump/Bush.

Any predictions on how that electoral map would shape up?

Posted by: The Electoral Hat at September 17, 2015 06:51 PM (vBeA5)

43 Please let it be Sanders. I bet it'll be some f-g like Lincoln Chafee.

Posted by: Naes at September 17, 2015 06:52 PM (Ypc8j)

44 Would like to stick around but gotta go.

Posted by: dogfish at September 17, 2015 06:52 PM (jWtyG)

45 What a steaming pile of... that would be.
They were forcing everyone to sign on to support whoever wins, to force Trump to sign on, but, hey, if it ain't them... no deal.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2015 06:52 PM (qCMvj)

46 He'd get the Bill Kristol vote.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 17, 2015 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

47 Everybody seems to be sweaty over Carly today, but nobody has said anything about Huckabee...and he was damn near perfect.

Evangelical Party ?

Posted by: Mortimer at September 17, 2015 06:52 PM (0dcbp)

48 Mark Cuban

Posted by: Fatman at September 17, 2015 06:53 PM (mcm0N)

49 Chris Christie 2016: "A Bridge Between the Divides"

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2015 06:53 PM (AC0lD)

50 When do third party candidacies even win? Especially when they go third-party after losing a primary. I mean, sure, okay, spite can motivate, but still.

Posted by: Lance McCormick, professional a-hole at September 17, 2015 06:53 PM (fwj47)

51 Chris Christie 2016: "A Bridge Between the Divides"
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2015 06:53 PM (AC0lD)


Ouch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2015 06:53 PM (gf8BH)

52 Another John Anderson 1980. Never let the RINOs forget that treason. I guarantee David Brooks and his ilk voted for Anderson. They got back into line in 1984.


Posted by: Naes at September 17, 2015 06:49


My thoughts exactly.

Maybe the Gentleman from Ohio?
It would be his solemn duty to save us from Vulgar Uncouth People like Al Czervik Donald Trump.

Posted by: rd at September 17, 2015 06:54 PM (DWyvT)

53 And Huckabee is just the type to go third party spoiler.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 17, 2015 06:54 PM (0dcbp)

54 If Jeb Bush runs as anything but a Republican, Hillary Clinton will be our next president.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at September 17, 2015 06:54 PM (d2g9U)

55 49 Chris Christie 2016: "A Bridge Between the Divides"
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2015 06:53 PM (AC0lD)

more like "Filler for the Chasm"

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2015 06:54 PM (12URp)

56

It would be funny if these GOPeIdiots are thinking when we all scream THIRD PARTY, that it means ANYONE who runs third party. Hilarious, even. It would mean they are so, so disconnected as to WHY we want a 3rd party. We do not want Jebba! the RINO.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2015 06:54 PM (qCMvj)

57 Could she mean Bush? Could she possibly mean that Bush is considering a third party run?
***
Would that help or hurt Bush's uniparty?

And that's the answer to whether he will do it...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2015 06:54 PM (5LOno)

58 Bloomberg.

Posted by: Fatman at September 17, 2015 06:55 PM (mcm0N)

59 I get extremely annoyed with Perino. This is another reason why. I don't even watch TV news anymore. They all annoy the hell out of me and life is just way too short.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 17, 2015 06:55 PM (/IQip)

60 And Huckabee is just the type to go third party spoiler.

Huck stayed in the race to hector Mitt in 2008. Possibly at the behest of McCain.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 17, 2015 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

61 54 If Jeb Bush runs as anything but a Republican, Hillary Clinton will be our next president.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at September 17, 2015 06:54 PM (d2g9U)

I'm gonna run as a turnip, I got a kick-ass costume already to go

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2015 06:55 PM (12URp)

62 50 When do third party candidacies even win? Especially when they go third-party after losing a primary. I mean, sure, okay, spite can motivate, but still.

Hi there.

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at September 17, 2015 06:55 PM (VtLv6)

63 Jeb Bush runs as anything but a Republican

Donorcrats for Amnestia!


ole!

Posted by: Mortimer at September 17, 2015 06:55 PM (0dcbp)

64 Lots of candidates is working well here in the pre-primary dancing, so it stands to reason more candidates would work well in the general.

Posted by: MTF at September 17, 2015 06:56 PM (UWzjE)

65 Chis Christie 2016: Slap the thigh and ride the wave into the White House.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 17, 2015 06:56 PM (awspb)

66 Would have to be someone who can cut the ties to the GOP money machine.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2015 06:56 PM (qCMvj)

67 "That truly would blow up the GOP."

We belong dead!

Posted by: The Monster at September 17, 2015 06:56 PM (jpW6t)

68 Bush as a third-party contestant.


Nood contest: what would the name of the party Bush would run under be called?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 17, 2015 06:56 PM (q20+R)

69 Two good reasons to vote Andrea Tantaros.

Posted by: Ogler at September 17, 2015 06:57 PM (PGh+Q)

70 Bush 2016 running on the American Royal Dynasty ticket.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 17, 2015 06:57 PM (q20+R)

71 It's Carson. Can't believe I'm the first to posit that.

Posted by: Johnny at September 17, 2015 06:57 PM (zu9qV)

72 Nood contest: what would the name of the party Bush would run under be called?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 17, 2015 06:56 PM (q20+R)

The Carpet Munchers?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (gf8BH)

73 O'Reilly.

Posted by: Fatman at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (mcm0N)

74 If Jeb runs he might take more from the Dems than from the Reps.

Posted by: AMartel at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (WWgnZ)

75 A bird in the brain is worth a third President Bush.

Posted by: very old proverb at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (xzGte)

76 I'm going to hold my cards, but the candidate will represent the Señor Tippytoes Party.

Posted by: Dana Perino at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (Sk+7V)

77 Would have to be someone who can cut the ties to the GOP money machine.
___
I'm going to have to disagree with you here.

Bush 2016, because Hillary's amnesty can't wait!

Posted by: The Chamber of Commerce at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (5LOno)

78 Planeamos denominar a nuestro primer candidato por la presidencia de México del norte. ¡Aclame al Jebe!

Posted by: PRI at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (FohCt)

79 The Amnesty Party, aka La Raza.

Posted by: But so what? at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (7wyDO)

80 Egotistical jack off would probably want to name it the Bush party. Loser.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (/IQip)

81

Jeb! will run in the Tercera Fiesta, or Tres! Fiesta!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (qCMvj)

82 The nice thing abut a Jeb 3rd party run would be it would be the end of the Bush dynasty for all time.Good luck to any future Bushes trying to be elected dog catcher in a Republican-leaning state.

Posted by: Naes at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (Ypc8j)

83 OH! You know what I heard? One of the Presidential candidates has a crush on Norm from accounting!

It's true?

Which one? Oh gosh, I can't say *big grin*

Teehee hee!

Oh sorry... were we having an adult conversation here?

My mistake.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (TOk1P)

84 what would the name of the party Bush would run under be called?
***
The Marie Antoinette party

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2015 06:59 PM (5LOno)

85 Planeamos denominar a nuestro primer candidato por la presidencia de Mexico del norte. Aclame al Jebe!
Posted by: PRI at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (FohCt)


exactly

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2015 06:59 PM (qCMvj)

86 Arlen Specter. Lisa Murkowski. Thad Cochran.

The guys that pushed those guys on us are the guys that support Rubio, Christie, Bush, Kasich. Collectively about 25% of the primary voters. Generously 10% of the country. They act like they are the reasonable ones, and yet will risk setting the party on fire any time one of their preferred candidates is in jeopardy.

They insist upon total allegiance from anyone on their right, yet someone like a 100 year old Thad Cochran losing is too much to bear. Joe Miller triggers a write in campaign.

GOP are exactly what they accuse others of being, and they have about 10% of the population truly in their corner. Very narrow appeal.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 17, 2015 06:59 PM (mhkbv)

87 With so many candidates, why would anyone find it advantageous to run third party? Especially if they aren't getting the numbers in this race which is getting so much more exposure than other races in past years?

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 06:59 PM (teYv/)

88 That is a pretty safe statement.
I've never seen a presidential election ballot that had less than about 6 parties/candidates on it.
D, R, Constitution party, Libertarian, Natural law, even CPUSA.

Posted by: navybrat at September 17, 2015 06:59 PM (ETxiG)

89 Romneycare running as a libertarian? I'd wager Sanders as socialist party.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 17, 2015 06:59 PM (j29PP)

90 Egotistical jack off would probably want to name it the Bush party. Loser.
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STAY OUT DA BUSHES

Posted by: The eloquent Jessie Jackson at September 17, 2015 07:00 PM (5LOno)

91 And once again. It wasn't Trump who needed to be the one signing a loyalty oath.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2015 07:00 PM (z/Ubi)

92 "...Jeb Bush runs as anything..."
The other side wins. You could convince me he is in this race to screw things up. Al Gore the second?

Posted by: cynic at September 17, 2015 07:00 PM (PGh+Q)

93 what would the name of the party Bush would run under be

The "I'll Show You, Daddy!" Party

Posted by: Mortimer at September 17, 2015 07:00 PM (0dcbp)

94 If Jeb runs he might take more from the Dems than from the Reps.

Posted by: AMartel at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (


JEB! would, if he had a lsat name other than his own. Then again, if he had a different last name, he'd be the Huntsman of 2016, and capture all the same voters.

Posted by: rd at September 17, 2015 07:00 PM (DWyvT)

95 We talked about a split from the GOPe for a while now.

I never thought they'd initiate it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 17, 2015 07:01 PM (LUgeY)

96 Would have to be someone who can cut the ties to the GOP money machine.
___
I'm going to have to disagree with you here.

Bush 2016, because Hillary's amnesty can't wait!
Posted by: The Chamber of Commerce at September 17, 2015 06:58 PM (5LOno)


this would dissolve the GOP money completely, tho

All of the PAC's, the CoC, etc, poor money into the GOP and it's candidates. I can't see both surviving that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2015 07:01 PM (qCMvj)

97 I never thought they'd initiate it.
___
Screw Jesusland and pass the baby livers.

Posted by: The GOPe at September 17, 2015 07:01 PM (5LOno)

98 Jeb!'s Party: the CoC Suckers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 17, 2015 07:02 PM (awspb)

99 Veiled threat from GOPe? Do it and fvck you anyway assholes. You are dead to me forevah and evah. Fvck you with a pineapple. Sideways. Repeatedly.

Posted by: eureka! at September 17, 2015 07:02 PM (g1MTt)

100 Bush 2016: The Entitlement Party

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 17, 2015 07:02 PM (q20+R)

101 @49 Stateless Infidel

I see what you did there. heh.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at September 17, 2015 07:02 PM (ECLjF)

102 That would be great if Bernie ran third party. It would split the Democrat vote.

Yeah, and for that reason I don't think it's going to happen. Bernie has been the happy Democrat in all but name for most of his career--happy to give Democrats the cover that they're not *that* far left, and happy to pull them that far left.

The only caveat is, Bernie is older than the hills. If he were to go out in a blaze of socialist glory, his last real chance was four years ago, but he couldn't do that against secret socialist squirrel. Against Hillary, though? I guess it's possible.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 17, 2015 07:02 PM (2lndx)

103
Nood contest: what would the name of the party Bush would run under be called?


The Landscapist?

Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 07:03 PM (+jijM)

104 Do it, Yeb!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 17, 2015 07:03 PM (LUgeY)

105 I'll tell you who it is. Pataki. He clearly hates the direction the GOP is going, and what the hell does he have to lose?

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2015 07:03 PM (LAe3v)

106
Perino is talking outta her ass.

It'll be Biden vs Kasich. Biden wins 52-46.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 07:03 PM (oz/VB)

107 No way bush would do that.... My monies on Huck or Bernie..

Posted by: donna at September 17, 2015 07:03 PM (hUdMz)

108 95
We talked about a split from the GOPe for a while now.


I never thought they'd initiate it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Fine by me.

I am ready to be wooed.

Woo me, you political whores ! My vote is not cheap!

Posted by: Mortimer at September 17, 2015 07:03 PM (0dcbp)

109 Jebs too much of a coward to split like that.
Slow and cowardly.

I could see Cruz or Trump doing it.
Kasich, because he's a Democrat tool.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2015 07:04 PM (qCMvj)

110 Mi party? Why of course it would be the Partido Revolucionario Institucional

Posted by: Jeb Bush at September 17, 2015 07:04 PM (5LOno)

111 105
I'll tell you who it is. Pataki. He clearly hates the direction the GOP is going, and what the hell does he have to lose?


Remember, he knows he won't win, but he also enjoys the little frisson of power he might get by throwing the election to the other party, a la Nader.


Or more specifically, the a**holes who drive slowly in the left lane because it gives them a sense of power.

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2015 07:04 PM (LAe3v)

112 "But the democrats are worse!"**










**Offer only valid when it is a non-establishment preference threatening to jump ship.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2015 07:04 PM (z/Ubi)

113 Patakimentum cannot be contained.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 17, 2015 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

114 The Double Cheeseburger and Large Fries Snack Before Lunch Party

Posted by: Jefe Jeb at September 17, 2015 07:05 PM (wAQA5)

115 My monies on Huck or Bernie..
Posted by: donna

Hey Bernie, you should start jogging. I hear Ft Marcy Park is nice.

Posted by: Hillary! Rodham-Rodham at September 17, 2015 07:05 PM (awspb)

116 She's still cute......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2015 07:05 PM (Zu3d9)

117

I'm voting for the 4th Party candidate then.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2015 07:05 PM (qCMvj)

118 Jeb Clinton or Hillary Bush is my guess.

Posted by: skip at September 17, 2015 07:05 PM (hHTGU)

119 110
Mi party? Why of course it would be the Partido Revolucionario Institucional

Posted by: Jeb Bush


Viva Zapata!!!!

Posted by: Heb at September 17, 2015 07:06 PM (LAe3v)

120 Posted by: Hillary! Rodham-Rodham at September 17, 2015 07:05 PM (awspb)

Bernie would never do it, but damn! I love the idea.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2015 07:06 PM (Zu3d9)

121 Kasich thinks pretty highly of himself.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 17, 2015 07:06 PM (tPytv)

122 Would Hillary! go third party? She has a lock on 51.2% of the electorate.

Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 07:06 PM (+jijM)

123 My third party run was with the Bull Moose Party.

That mewling quim, Jeb, would have to run with the Moose Knuckle Party.

Posted by: zombie Teddy Roosevelt at September 17, 2015 07:06 PM (xzGte)

124 *laughing too hard*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at September 17, 2015 07:06 PM (kGWsl)

125 Rick Santorum on the Rictus Party ticket 2016

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 17, 2015 07:06 PM (q20+R)

126 Pray, tell: what would this party be called?

Bando Republicano.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 17, 2015 07:06 PM (2lndx)

127 The reason Alaska voters are losing a big chunk of their subsidies is that God is punishing them for electing Lisa the sore loser Murkowski. That and the price of oil dropped like a rock.

Posted by: south sayer at September 17, 2015 07:06 PM (PGh+Q)

128 Hello.

Posted by: Deez Nutz at September 17, 2015 07:07 PM (tPytv)

129 She's still cute......

Dana P?

King of England.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 17, 2015 07:07 PM (LUgeY)

130 OT: did anyone see the collection of fossils on Fox tonight? Cripes, it was like the Natural History Museum.

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2015 07:07 PM (LAe3v)

131 When Chris Christie sits around the third party, he really sits around the third party.


IYKWIM

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 07:07 PM (NeFrd)

132 "No Labels" tweeted a picture of Hunstman and Lieberman together visiting their office today.

Posted by: slatz at September 17, 2015 07:07 PM (CJF07)

133

I know, terrible week of blogging. But seriously last night went really late.

You still get the Prize for potential goal achievement.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2015 07:07 PM (qCMvj)

134 He will die in agony in the bowels of a giant Slor!

Posted by: Lewis Tully, the Keymaster at September 17, 2015 07:08 PM (RFeQD)

135 Iam seeng ing at the par-ty.
I am seeng ing it is my turn to sing at the par-ty.
Everyone is dancing joyfully...Par-ty.
But Jebbie is not dancing he does not dance at the Par -ty!

Posted by: Nacho Libre at September 17, 2015 07:08 PM (0dcbp)

136 If anyone could reanimate the Whig Party, it would be Trump.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 17, 2015 07:09 PM (jR7Wy)

137 Dana Perino is indeed talking out of her ass.

She needs a good spanking.


Now.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at September 17, 2015 07:09 PM (RFeQD)

138 Vermont is the phoniest "independent" state in the union. It's just that "Democrat" doesn't poll well and calling yourself "Independent" fools morons. Bernie is, was, and always will be a Democrat.

Posted by: Naes at September 17, 2015 07:09 PM (Ypc8j)

139 Imonna leave this here from the thread below.

Listened briefly to Beck this morning for shits and giggles, and he actually said this:

"Rick Santorum is the Winston Churchill of our time."

I refrained from killing the radio before turning it off.

Dude didn't jump the shark, he's riding it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:10 PM (FsuaD)

140 My first thought was hey Mark Cuban supposedly has been eyeing a run but I agree that the context is one of the current Republican candidates.

If that happens and it's Bush? Then yeah the GOP can suck all the goat tits.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Opus at September 17, 2015 07:11 PM (IrByp)

141 Kasich could run as the sign-everyone-up-for-medicaid candidate. Considering that medicaid puts a lien on all your assets and insures you can never escape poverty he would outdo Bernie's Socialism as a highway to hell.

Posted by: north sayer at September 17, 2015 07:11 PM (PGh+Q)

142 88
I've never seen a presidential election ballot that had less than about 6 parties/candidates on it.
D, R, Constitution party, Libertarian, Natural law, even CPUSA.
Posted by: navybrat at September 17, 2015 06:59 PM (ETxiG)


I'm pretty sure the CPUSA endorsed Obama in 2008 and 2012.

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 07:12 PM (sdi6R)

143 who said it

"America is in play"

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:12 PM (Uk9e2)

144 Vermont was at one time a most reliable, conservative Republican state.

Then the locusts with money from Boston and points south, moved up there and changed the political nature of the state.

You can still find some of the old hard-line Yankees in Vermont and New Hampshire, but it is getting harder all the time.

They should have built a fence to keep them out.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at September 17, 2015 07:12 PM (RFeQD)

145 137
Dana Perino is indeed talking out of her ass.


I'd like to take your word for it. I would. However, because I'm a diligent and careful scientist, I'm afraid I'm going to have to look into this more deeply.

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2015 07:12 PM (LAe3v)

146 dear Lord.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 17, 2015 07:12 PM (0O7c5)

147
Stirewalt: No, Paul has been a loyal foot soldier for Mitch McConnell





Polite way of saying "One of Mitch's Bitches".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2015 07:12 PM (kdS6q)

148 Dude didn't jump the shark, he's riding it.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:10 PM (FsuaD)



He seems to be back on the sauce.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 17, 2015 07:13 PM (q20+R)

149 Honestly?

I could see the party itself (or maybe the donors) funding a third party spoiler if they failed to keep an undesirable from getting the nomination.

They'd prefer to lose to the Ds rather than have someone who would derail the Gravy Train.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 17, 2015 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

150 Dammit, I hate little kids. They drool, they spit up, they bite your ankles. They always want to squeeze my big red nose. Hate the little buggers! Hate 'em, hate 'em, hate 'em.

Posted by: Bozo the Republican Clown, on his way to his third party today. at September 17, 2015 07:13 PM (NeFrd)

151 "America is in play"

P Noonan a few weeks ago?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 17, 2015 07:13 PM (LUgeY)

152
Dana Perino is indeed talking out of her ass.


If so, I'm listening.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 17, 2015 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

153 I've never seen a presidential election ballot that had less than about 6 parties/candidates on it.
D, R, Constitution party, Libertarian, Natural law, even CPUSA.
Posted by: navybrat at September 17, 2015 06:59 PM (ETxiG)
---
Don't forget the Wobblies! I can see Bernie as the IWW candidate.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 17, 2015 07:14 PM (jR7Wy)

154 Let it Bern.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 17, 2015 07:14 PM (yxw0r)

155 139
"Rick Santorum is the Winston Churchill of our time."

The two men are polling about the same in the primary.

Posted by: Naes at September 17, 2015 07:14 PM (Ypc8j)

156 Cuban FFS

seriously, what's his constituency, the small number of Livs who can be pried away from Trump?

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:14 PM (Uk9e2)

157 They'd prefer to lose to the Ds rather than have someone who would derail the Gravy Train.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel


I really hate to admit it (nothing personal Pappy), but that is probably closer to the truth than any of us can imagine.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at September 17, 2015 07:14 PM (RFeQD)

158 151
"America is in play"



P Noonan a few weeks ago?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy


I was unaware that Herman's Hermits were so politically savvy.

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2015 07:15 PM (LAe3v)

159
Also, "but but -- The Pledge!"

Seriously, did anybody other than Trump sign that fool thing?


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2015 07:15 PM (kdS6q)

160 Huck running third party would be comical. Of course, Huckabee's current campaign is fairly funneh.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 17, 2015 07:15 PM (/HC6x)

161 Bush 2016: The It's My Turn Party

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

162 I actually think it can't be one of the current candidates, Perino wouldn't leak it right now--or even hint at it.

Unless it's a candidate she doesn't like...hmmm...

Posted by: Fatman at September 17, 2015 07:15 PM (mcm0N)

163 Could she mean Bush? Could she possibly mean that Bush is considering a third party run?

Don't tease, I don't want to look forward to taunting people for wasting their votes on the 'third party' guy if it's not going to happen.

Posted by: DJIA at September 17, 2015 07:15 PM (ZbV+0)

164 Off dead cat sock

Posted by: Methos at September 17, 2015 07:16 PM (ZbV+0)

165 Miss Lindsey? *dies laughing*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:16 PM (FsuaD)

166 @159. Rubio and someone else did. It at least that was what Donald said at his event when he was signing.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 17, 2015 07:16 PM (/HC6x)

167 >>>Rick Santorum is the Winston Churchill of our time.<<<




Not. Even. Close.

Posted by: Winston Churchill's liver at September 17, 2015 07:16 PM (xzGte)

168 Is SMOD a registered Republican, and does Dana Perino have contacts in the SMOD camp?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 17, 2015 07:16 PM (nFdGS)

169 dana perino is sexy

/in case it hasn't been said

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:17 PM (Uk9e2)

170 Cuban has lots of money and a lot of vanity. After watching Trump become a populist candidate, a lot of rich guys are all thinking that they could do it too.

Clue: It's not Trump, it's what he's saying. Cuban would never go and say where Trump has gone, about a whole host of things. He loves Obama and thinks that people that oppose him are rubes.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at September 17, 2015 07:17 PM (RFeQD)

171 Please please be Ralph Nader.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2015 07:18 PM (lOH21)

172 Geraldo is going to throw his selfie-stick into the ring?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:18 PM (FsuaD)

173 I think it could be Bloomberg, there's actually a current commercial running against Bloomberg.

Bloomberg supposedly said he wanted to help choose the next President and it would be based on his belief in gun control.

Posted by: Fatman at September 17, 2015 07:18 PM (mcm0N)

174 Santorum has more in common with Terry Schaivo than Winston Churchill. Once again, both are ahead of Santorum in the latest polls.

Posted by: Naes at September 17, 2015 07:18 PM (Ypc8j)

175
Dummies, no one from the establishment will run 3rd party, not even Cruz.

It'll be an outsider.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 07:18 PM (oz/VB)

176 I was unaware that Herman's Hermits were so politically savvy.

Play Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter backwards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 17, 2015 07:18 PM (LUgeY)

177
She needs a good spanking.


Now.


Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at September 17, 2015 07:09 PM (RFeQD)


Not as badly as Anna Koimann. Naughty, naughty girl.

Posted by: Just some guy at September 17, 2015 07:18 PM (yxw0r)

178 Loyalty Oaths, I don't do no stinkin' loalty oaths.

VIVA 3rd PARTY BITCHES!!

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 at September 17, 2015 07:18 PM (0LHZx)

179 "...Dana Perino is indeed talking out of her ass.

I'd like to take your word for it. I would. However, because I'm a diligent and careful scientist, I'm afraid I'm going to have to look into this more deeply...."

Me too. Where's the link to the pictures?

Posted by: ogler at September 17, 2015 07:19 PM (PGh+Q)

180
138 Vermont is the phoniest "independent" state in the union. It's just that "Democrat" doesn't poll well and calling yourself "Independent" fools morons. Bernie is, was, and always will be a Democrat.
Posted by: Naes at September 17, 2015 07:09 PM (Ypc8j)



You're wrong. Being a socialist doesn't poll well anywhere so they trick all the suckers by calling themselves democrats.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2015 07:19 PM (z/Ubi)

181 It's gotta be Bloomberg.

Posted by: David H. at September 17, 2015 07:19 PM (l+JNw)

182

!Jeb! 2016: Mine, Mine, Mine! Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2015 07:19 PM (kdS6q)

183 No way is a scion of the Bush family going 3rd party.

Not going to happen. Ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2015 07:19 PM (OGm46)

184
Ralph Nader is alive?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 07:19 PM (oz/VB)

185 Yeah, so what kid? Your dad's a big shot banker. Well Lah Di Effin' Dah! So you want me to make a giraffe out of a long skinny balloon!? Well tough titties! I'm getting a new gig.

Posted by: Bozo the Republican Clown, on his way to his third party today. at September 17, 2015 07:20 PM (NeFrd)

186 oh Cuban's a dhimmocrat

fuck him then

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:20 PM (Uk9e2)

187 The Let Them Eat Tacos Party.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2015 07:20 PM (4ErVI)

188 Please let it be Jerry Rivers. Please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:20 PM (FsuaD)

189 Oprah/Kim Kardashians 2016.

We are a reality show nation.....we deserve a reality show President.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 17, 2015 07:20 PM (/HC6x)

190 Zombie Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 17, 2015 07:20 PM (jR7Wy)

191 I'd like to be "the third party" in a contest between Dana Perrino and Andrea Tantaros.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2015 07:20 PM (fPfgl)

192 Dana Perino is an Eyetalian from Wyoming. She has her "finger" on the pulse of the nation.

Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 07:20 PM (+jijM)

193 Bob Dole 2016: "Because America needs a good time!"

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2015 07:20 PM (AC0lD)

194 Dana Perino is indeed talking out of her ass.


****


Yeah? And I'm not doing any more ventriloquist acts, so there!

Posted by: Bozo the Republican Clown, on his way to his third party today. at September 17, 2015 07:21 PM (NeFrd)

195 This really isn't that difficult, folks:


http://tinyurl.com/q3n2vz2

Posted by: Country Singer at September 17, 2015 07:21 PM (nL0sw)

196 Dummies, no one from the establishment will run 3rd party, not even Cruz.



It'll be an outsider.
Posted by: Soothsayer


That Mexican drug cartel guy that just escaped from prison. He's loaded and he's got a great populist image as helping the poor, and then killing them.

Winning!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at September 17, 2015 07:21 PM (RFeQD)

197 149 Honestly?

I could see the party itself (or maybe the donors) funding a third party spoiler if they failed to keep an undesirable from getting the nomination.

They'd prefer to lose to the Ds rather than have someone who would derail the Gravy Train.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 17, 2015 07:13 PM (oVJmc)


Yup... the Crony Capitalists, and Banker Kleptocracy, will pull out the check book to make sure the Government they bought and paid for, remains bought and paid for...

(Note, I call it now the Banker Kleptocracy, because what else can you call just printing money, and using that to buy real assets, as the Fed Res Bank has done... it was called Quantitative easing.... )

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 17, 2015 07:21 PM (qh617)

198 "Posted by: Lisa 'Lurch' Murkowski"

Perhaps Morecokeski and Biden's son Hunter -- the one who got tossed out of the Navy after one week by popping positive for cocaine on the piss test -- could team up to form a bipartisan national-unity Nose Candy ticket.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 17, 2015 07:21 PM (noWW6)

199 195
This really isn't that difficult, folks:





http://tinyurl.com/q3n2vz2

Posted by: Country Singer at September 17, 2015 07:21 PM (nL0sw)


The Dotted Indian Party.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:22 PM (FsuaD)

200 therefore let's support Cuban vs Hill vs O'Malleysteen

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:22 PM (Uk9e2)

201 184
Ralph Nader is alive?

*looks around.*

*shrugs*

Maybe.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum's Ghost at September 17, 2015 07:22 PM (RwwCT)

202
The only thing that will cure my life shattering grief over the loss of my beloved son is four years in the White House. *snif*
(turns back to cameras, grins broadly)

Posted by: Joe BooHoo Biden at September 17, 2015 07:22 PM (wAQA5)

203 And my feet hurt. You think it's a walk in the park wearing size 27 EEE shoes?

Posted by: Bozo the Republican Clown, on his way to his third party today. at September 17, 2015 07:22 PM (NeFrd)

204 In all seriousness, with Churchill being dead, I think there's a workaround with the natural born citizen clause. #ZombieChurchill2016

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 17, 2015 07:22 PM (awspb)

205 NO MORE CANDIDATES!!!

I really mean it, too!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 17, 2015 07:22 PM (iQIUe)

206 >>Dana Perino is an Eyetalian from Wyoming. She has her "finger" on the pulse of the nation.

Colorado.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2015 07:22 PM (OGm46)

207 14 Hell, I'd write in Peron. Either one.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 17, 2015 07:22 PM (Kucy5)

208 "Eyetalian from Wyoming. Not really . She's a Lutheran Swede.
I'm from New Jersey. I'm Italian. I know one when I see one.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2015 07:22 PM (fPfgl)

209 173 I think it could be Bloomberg, there's actually a current commercial running against Bloomberg.

Bloomberg supposedly said he wanted to help choose the next President and it would be based on his belief in gun control.
Posted by: Fatman at September 17, 2015 07:18 PM (mcm0N)


Oh, God, I can see him doing that.

If that evil shithead tyrant runs third party, I hope somebody *TYPES* *DELETES* him..

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

210 173
I think it could be Bloomberg, there's actually a current commercial running against Bloomberg.
Bloomberg supposedly said he wanted to help choose the next President and it would be based on his belief in gun control.


You're correct. I had purged nanny Bloomberg from my memory.
That's the guy. It fits perfectly- money+vanity+delusion+living in a
cloistered world+elitist disdain for the people+a set of pet issues nobody outside the cloister cares about= 3rd party candidate.

Posted by: Naes at September 17, 2015 07:23 PM (Ypc8j)

211 "I think it could be Bloomberg"

With you on that.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 17, 2015 07:23 PM (noWW6)

212
I'll tell you who it is. Pataki. He clearly hates the direction the GOP is going, and what the hell does he have to lose?




Baskets of cash he doesn't have? Costs some serious money to qualify as an independent in 50 states or any significant subset there of.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2015 07:23 PM (kdS6q)

213 Juan Ellis must really not be a happy little Bush.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 17, 2015 07:23 PM (xzGte)

214 Bloomberg 2016: Those Giant Sodas Are Gonna Kill Ya!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:24 PM (FsuaD)

215 Dana Perino is an Eyetalian from Wyoming. She has her "finger" on the pulse of the nation.

Colorado

--Born in Evanston, Wyoming. Growed up in Colorado.

Totally not a stalker.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 17, 2015 07:24 PM (RwwCT)

216 What a complete joke if Tippy-Toe ?jeb? runs third party. Who would vote for him? His jewelry-tried-to-beat-customs-wife? He is so lame and petunia. And I like the Bush family but think he is wimpy. No dynasty for me.

Dana irritates me. I think all that botox has gone to her head. I liked her when she was Press Secretary after the great Tony Snow. No one could fill his shoes and she did a great job.

I hope in the next debate Senator Cruz is not so polite and gets more air time. CNN was terrified of him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 17, 2015 07:24 PM (9XthY)

217 In 1936 FDR lost just 2 states.

Vermont was one of them.

And now the elected an self-declared socialist.

Talk about a change.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 at September 17, 2015 07:24 PM (0LHZx)

218 And I still have the Silverstein kid's bar mitzvah this evening! Cripes!!

Posted by: Bozo the Republican Clown, on his way to his third party today. at September 17, 2015 07:24 PM (NeFrd)

219 I could see Graham going Log Cabin Log Enthusiast Party.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2015 07:24 PM (8ZskC)

220
Dana Perino is indeed talking out of her ass.
..................

Oh. I thought that was Karl Rove's face.

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2015 07:24 PM (wAQA5)

221 Hey, Jane!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 17, 2015 07:25 PM (9XthY)

222 Or maybe Tony Villar. AKA Anthony Villaragosa.Or Gavin Newsome. Or why the hell not Jerry Brown. Commies got to commie.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 07:25 PM (Ii765)

223 Bloomberg? Has anyone even seen him? Haven't heard his name mentioned. Look, he's a billionaire. If he wants to waste half just for vanity, who are we to say.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2015 07:25 PM (fPfgl)

224
Bloomberg...



So, he splits the Democratic vote and Trump/Carson win in a walk. Worse things could happen.

Like Trump/Carson win in a walk. Ziiiing!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2015 07:25 PM (kdS6q)

225 Rick Santorum! The Winston Churchill of our time!

*hic*

Posted by: Glenn *sob* Beck at September 17, 2015 07:25 PM (FsuaD)

226 222
Or maybe Tony Villar. AKA Anthony Villaragosa.Or Gavin Newsome. Or why the hell not Jerry Brown. Commies got to commie.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 07:25 PM (Ii765)

Saw something today about Moonbeam thinking about making another run.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2015 07:26 PM (4ErVI)

227 Rick Santorum! The Winston Churchill of our time!

*hic*
Posted by: Glenn *sob* Beck

You lightweight.

Posted by: Winston Churchill at September 17, 2015 07:26 PM (awspb)

228 *waves to Christy*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:26 PM (FsuaD)

229 I think she's talking about Geraldo.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 17, 2015 07:27 PM (JfxMl)

230 I think the Muslim call to prayer is the second most beautiful sound in the world. Right behind Yakety Sax!

Posted by: Bozo the Republican Clown, on his way to his third party today. at September 17, 2015 07:27 PM (NeFrd)

231 I could also see Senor Heb running on the Partido Revolucionario Institucional ticket. That GOOOOOOOOOAL guy could be his VP pick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2015 07:27 PM (8ZskC)

232 Oh...OH! I totally despise that pig-face Karl Rove. FOX totally messed up with him.

And, FOX? I no longer watch The Five due to your hiring of Geraldo le Poot-head. The other guy, sweating Bob,was bad enough but semi-entertaining. I despise Geraldo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 17, 2015 07:27 PM (9XthY)

233 I can see Jeb getting the marching orders from Chamber of Commerce / GOPe HQ to run 3rd party. They make a deal with Hillary that she gets the white house unopposed, everyone's pockets are properly lined. Win-win-win all around.

Well except for the 315M other Americans of course.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 at September 17, 2015 07:27 PM (0LHZx)

234 Hillary--"Climate Change is going to kill Us."
Most Republicans--"Islamic Jihadists are going to kill us."
Bloomberg--"Slurpees are going to kill us."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2015 07:27 PM (fPfgl)

235 229
I think she's talking about Geraldo.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 17, 2015 07:27 PM (JfxMl)


So do I. And it would be YUUUUUGE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:28 PM (FsuaD)

236 it's Marc Levin, you knucklehead!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 17, 2015 07:28 PM (Cq0oW)

237

!Jeb! 2016: All By Myselllllf. Don't Wanna Be

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2015 07:28 PM (kdS6q)

238 *Googles* Dana Perino...

Eh, looks like every other blonde bimbo on tv. Too much plastic surgery.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2015 07:29 PM (TOk1P)

239 Mark Cuban's already played the President on SyFy. And the real Secret Service would never let him play with a live M4.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 17, 2015 07:29 PM (Kucy5)

240 Beck

Posted by: Daybrother at September 17, 2015 07:29 PM (JfxMl)

241
I got a kick outta them being asked about Trump's Finger, especially Carly.

Jake Tapper was all like Mrs Farina, you didn't answer my question: WILL YOU BE COMFORTABLE WITH TRUMP'S FINGER??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 07:29 PM (oz/VB)

242 Boy would that be rich if Bush ran third party.

Did he sign the pledge by the way?

He definitely didn't raise his hand at the first debate...

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:30 PM (AkOaV)

243 Did that drunk gold peddling fool really say Santorum was our Winston Churchill? In what possible context was he saying?

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 at September 17, 2015 07:30 PM (0LHZx)

244 The only person I could think that could mount a real 3rd party challenge besides Trump is Michael Bloomberg. But hat would be a gift for our side.

I don't see Sanders going off the reservation, the Left is better at uniting then we are.

Posted by: Coolio at September 17, 2015 07:30 PM (T7owr)

245 I quit keeping you in suspense. I'll be running as the Silly Party candidate.

Posted by: Jethro Q. Walrustitty at September 17, 2015 07:30 PM (awspb)

246
The F**king Joo Party!

- - Coulter's udders

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2015 07:30 PM (St6BJ)

247 Rick Perry, bitches. Cocked and locked.

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2015 07:30 PM (3tjn4)

248 Viva la revolucion!

Bushwhacker Party 2016!

Posted by: Juan Ellis Bush/George P. Bush 2016! at September 17, 2015 07:31 PM (xzGte)

249 "President Pataki"

lol

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:31 PM (Uk9e2)

250 Colorado.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2015 07:22 PM (OGm46)

Okay, but born in Wyoming.

Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 07:31 PM (+jijM)

251 243
Did that drunk gold peddling fool really say Santorum was our Winston Churchill? In what possible context was he saying?



Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 at September 17, 2015 07:30 PM (0LHZx)


Yes. I heard those actual words come through my radio. Beck is truly nuts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:31 PM (FsuaD)

252 Ronald Raven ftw.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2015 07:31 PM (lOH21)

253 hmmmm. If jEB is the answer, there is no question


(like the sound of one hand wanking; or clapping. Clapping is good. )

Posted by: Bob Bilderberger at September 17, 2015 07:31 PM (8CdUx)

254
President John Huntsman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2015 07:31 PM (St6BJ)

255 there is no question Coulter is enthusiastic

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:32 PM (Uk9e2)

256 Fox business has Trump speaking. Someone who worked at Lucent under Fiorina is having her say.

It is not good.

Posted by: Methos at September 17, 2015 07:32 PM (ZbV+0)

257 I had chunks in my stool bigger than Rick Santorum

Posted by: Winston Churchill at September 17, 2015 07:32 PM (8CdUx)

258

Amnesty Party


just have to get all those illegals signed up to vote

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 07:32 PM (zOTsN)

259 I got a kick outta them being asked about Trump's Finger, especially Carly.

Jake Tapper was all like Mrs Farina, you didn't answer my question: WILL YOU BE COMFORTABLE WITH TRUMP'S FINGER??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle

My fingers are YUUUUGE. If I were a lesbian, everyone would say I was hung like a horse.

Posted by: The Donald at September 17, 2015 07:33 PM (awspb)

260 256 It is not good.
Posted by: Methos at September 17, 2015 07:32 PM (ZbV+0)

For whom?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2015 07:33 PM (St6BJ)

261 The only possible (realistic) 3rd party runs I could see would be Trump or Sanders.

Bloomberg would be SUCH a long shot, I can't see him wasting the money. Not a big name outside of NYC area, would lose 100% of the gun people, 100% of fat people, and being a rich former Republican with close ties to wall street & being from NYC would not sell well in most of the country.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:33 PM (AkOaV)

262 I hope it's Geraldo. What an idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:33 PM (FsuaD)

263
Rick Perry, bitches.
Posted by: Fritz




Rick Perry 2016: One for the Money, Two for the Show, Three to -- uhhhh

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2015 07:33 PM (kdS6q)

264 How many f*ckin' Bushes are there in America???

Posted by: Ann of the long legs at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (8CdUx)

265 Haven't had time to read all the comments so someone may already have come up with this.

GOPe is leaving the Republican Party and setting up as Whigs.

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (OrZ8A)

266 HP will haunt Fiorina, true

where's her heart, really?

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (Uk9e2)

267 You know John Huntsman's daughters are the huge cute

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (Ii765)

268 261 Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:33 PM (AkOaV)


Never underestimate the power of ego. Especially in this election.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (St6BJ)

269 Lemme see, 3rd-party anti-Trump, the only possible aim given current polling, hmmm...
Let's ask Axelrod or Rove or Kristol. Any one of them. Same party.
Right now you got:
American People (rifle users and inchoate descendants therefrom)
Covertly Anti-American (most of the media and Establishment: a lot of them are perverts, pure and simple, and want the Erewhon to be realized where they can marry their ice machines, or what have you, tender minor nieces, etc.)
Anti-American (at least 1/3 of Dem. primary voters).
Who backs 'em? Look for someone who will make a lot of money if American currency stumbles.

Posted by: Shlomo Bierbunt, just another yekke von Frankfurt at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (n/3Xe)

270 236
it's Marc Levin, you knucklehead!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 17, 2015 07:28 PM (Cq0oW)


There! I said it!

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (yxw0r)

271 Someone who worked at Lucent under Fiorina is having her say.


That security guard shack at the south dock was frikking COLD, man.

Posted by: A Former High Level Lucent Employee at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (8ZskC)

272 Cuban / Coulter 2016 just because I kind of liked Sharknado 3.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (AC0lD)

273 I'm runnin third party.

The Pity Party.

'Cause I pity the fool who tries to run against me.

Posted by: Mr. T at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (xzGte)

274 >>>>177
She needs a good spanking.


Now.


Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at September 17, 2015 07:09 PM (RFeQD)


Not as badly as Anna Koimann. Naughty, naughty girl.


--------

Go on...

Posted by: GBruno at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (u49WF)

275 I call BS.

If you do a quick survey of ballot laws regarding independent runs, you would have to gain ballot access in 50 states via petitions--it appears most require petitions to be submitted about 3 months before the election so July/August or so. Ross Perot announced his run in February 1992 for the November election. Rand Paul might be able to do so if he went to the Libertarian party which already has ballot access in most if not all state. That is, assuming, that Rand wants to end his current political career as a Senator, etc. He sure as hell would not get elected by a third party run.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/neqqwlr

Jeb Bush would probably have to run independent which means petition drives etc. from scratch (don't see the Greens nor the Libertarians nominating him). Given no cred as a outsider which is what third parties want, what exactly would he run on? Doing a Murkowski is one thing in Alaska but difficult to carry out nationwide as Jeb is not the incumbent unlike Murkowski.

My guess if that happens even GOP establishmentarians in party hierarchies would have to denounce such a candidacy or destroy the party. Think GOP establishment reluctantly siding with unpopular Taft rather than Roosevelt in 1912-this more or less finished Roosevelt in the GOP for influence. They would stab the GOP nominee in the back ala Goldwater rather than risk open revolt. On a lesser note, John Anderson's political career was toast post 1980 other than as media invitee to trash Reagan.

The Gilmores, Pataki, even Christie, would probably gain little traction and destroy any hopes of a national career.

Posted by: wg at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (riCJ2)

276 I hear the Barrel is nice this time of year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2015 07:35 PM (8ZskC)

277 When Obama said he wanted to destroy the Republican Party, I didn't think Republican leadership would agree with him.

Posted by: Not Condoleezza Rice at September 17, 2015 07:35 PM (sJuWI)

278 I'm sure everyone has been wondering why Huntsman has been out of the news. Almost like someone quietly going around the Country building an organization. Boinking bimbos at county fairs. Whispering dirty words in Mandarin to them.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 17, 2015 07:35 PM (JfxMl)

279 >>>Posted by: A Former High Level Lucent Employee at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (8ZskC)<<<



You won't feel so high level when you get out of me.

Posted by: The Barrel at September 17, 2015 07:35 PM (xzGte)

280 why does horse's ass Giraldo still find work?

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:35 PM (Uk9e2)

281
Ok. Barrel for someone!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2015 07:35 PM (St6BJ)

282 Jeb will run 3rd party just so he can fuck up whomever wins the GOP primary. And not just if it's Trump. He was told for years that he was next in line. And then all of a suddem what's this? There's actually going to be a fight? But my daddy said it was my turn, my turn, mine, mine, mine. I'll show you assholes who's boss.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 at September 17, 2015 07:35 PM (0LHZx)

283 it's all gone italic man

Posted by: the real ch3 at September 17, 2015 07:35 PM (NyVz8)

284 Beck said this in February 26, 2008 when he worked for CNN.

Posted by: things are getting strange at September 17, 2015 07:36 PM (PGh+Q)

285 It probably means nothing more than Dana wishcasting for some spot in the news. I really like Dana but at this point I believe maybe 10% of these forecasts before it does or does not become reality.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 07:36 PM (ZFPMM)

286 Bloomberg would be SUCH a long shot, I can't see him wasting the money. Not a big name outside of NYC area, would lose 100% of the gun people, 100% of fat people, and being a rich former Republican with close ties to wall street & being from NYC would not sell well in most of the country.
Posted by: mynewhandle

But he has the money and the ego. And he's flirted with it before, he definitely wants it.

If it became a real freak show with the respective nominees, I could see him making an urban "centrist" bid in the big blue states.

Posted by: Coolio at September 17, 2015 07:36 PM (T7owr)

287 Dana Perino is an idiot. I don't know why anyone would give her retarded musings even a second thought.

And she has a big head, too. Cute, but man is that head big!

Other than all that Perino is a totally useless individual.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2015 07:36 PM (zc3Db)

288 Wow. The Barrel must be fed. Get in it, Lucent Employee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:36 PM (FsuaD)

289 barrel.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:37 PM (AkOaV)

290 But he has the money and the ego. And he's flirted with it before, he definitely wants it.

If it became a real freak show with the respective nominees, I could see him making an urban "centrist" bid in the big blue states.
Posted by: Coolio at September 17, 2015 07:36 PM (T7owr)

I really don't see that. But I suppose.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:37 PM (AkOaV)

291 You know, reading this blog. You can see how the singer from Devo went astray. Whip it, Whip good.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 07:37 PM (Ii765)

292 Perino is a hottie

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (Uk9e2)

293 232 sweating BobWhatever happened to him? I tuned in every once in a while hoping to see a live TV hearty tack.

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (wAQA5)

294 *strips to skivvies*

*sniffs around the rim*

*jumps in*

Posted by: A Former High Level Lucent Employee at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (8ZskC)

295

Dana Perino is the one who advised Bush not to punch back


so

strategy is not her thing

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (zOTsN)

296 Ahem, remember me?

Posted by: Ralph Nader at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (l3vZN)

297 I'm sure everyone has been wondering why Huntsman has been out of the news. Almost like someone quietly going around the Country building an organization. Boinking bimbos at county fairs. Whispering dirty words in Mandarin to them.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 17, 2015 07:35 PM (JfxMl)


I thought we returned Mike Huntsman back to China marked "Recipient Not Found".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (zc3Db)

298 Posted by: wg at September 17, 2015 07:34 PM (riCJ2)

______

You're over thinking it. A 3rd party run is never about winning. It's about making someone else lose. Even if you get on a handful of ballots in key states and siphon off 3-5% from a Trump or a Cruz or a Walker, you've done your job.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (0LHZx)

299 284
Beck said this in February 26, 2008 when he worked for CNN.




If you're talking about Santorum, you're wrong. He said it this morning. Ricky is his butt buddy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (FsuaD)

300 sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (Uk9e2)

especially when its in an intern

Posted by: the real ch3 at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (NyVz8)

301 y does horse's ass Giraldo still find work?
Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:35 PM (Uk9e2)


He's a Joooo!

Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (+jijM)

302 Mark Cuban was making noises about running for President. Trump's making a lot of rich guys think they can do it, too.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

303 who is this mythical Heb voter?

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:39 PM (Uk9e2)

304 You know what else is frikkin' cold?

The Barrel.

Here's the key. Stomp your feet. It helps.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2015 07:39 PM (4ErVI)

305 21 I'd vote third party if it was Andrea Tantaros

just say'n
Posted by: Jake at September 17, 2015 06:47 PM (OROBq)

I would join a revolution if she were my third party.

Speaking of which, good thing that the GOPe is thinking of third party. That will start a civil war.

Posted by: Brendan at September 17, 2015 07:39 PM (gkvx9)

306 280 why does horse's ass Giraldo still find work?
Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:35 PM (Uk9e2)

The pictures.

Posted by: Not Roger Ailes at September 17, 2015 07:39 PM (sJuWI)

307 Dana Perino is the one who advised Bush not to punch back


so

strategy is not her thing

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (zOTsN)


I really doubt anyone has ever actually taken advice from Dana Perino.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2015 07:39 PM (zc3Db)

308 My cat tells me it is George Clooney. Yes, I can tell by the way he is waving his left paw, it is definitely Clooney.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 17, 2015 07:40 PM (JfxMl)

309 302 Mark Cuban was making noises about running for President. Trump's making a lot of rich guys think they can do it, too.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 17, 2015 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

As others have said, the D and R parties have made it damned near impossible to get on the ballot in all 50 states running on an independent ticket.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:40 PM (AkOaV)

310 The Barrel.

Here's the key. Stomp your feet. It helps.


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2015 07:39 PM (4ErVI)


And try not to think about the sticky goo in the bottom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:40 PM (FsuaD)

311

Beck

its Glen Fucking Bat Shit Crazy Beck

Restoring Something

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 07:40 PM (zOTsN)

312

Beck has a messiah complex


its him

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 07:40 PM (zOTsN)

313 "The people who advise bush are not that stupid. No way bush does any better than Ross Perot as a third party candidate. Its an instant D win in the event of a third party candidate from R side of the fence.
Posted by: Jeffrey at September 17, 2015 06:49 PM (mXv3y)"

The Bushes' revenge for Pappy's loss in 1992 but this time they team up with a Clinton.

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2015 07:40 PM (OrZ8A)

314 Look at me. I left It out. Is it the same as what is the meaning of is is? Where was I?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 07:40 PM (Ii765)

315 ok

is Perino educable or in the tank

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:40 PM (Uk9e2)

316 I still can't decide if Dana is hot or not. I go back and forth.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 at September 17, 2015 07:41 PM (0LHZx)

317 315 ok is Perino educable or in the tank
Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:40 PM (Uk9e2)


She's firmly in the Bush camp.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2015 07:41 PM (St6BJ)

318 >>>>>287 Other than all that Perino is a totally useless individual.

-----

Wow, I think Dana is a rocket scientist compared to most of the idiots out there. Geraldo? Juan?

She is intelligent, eloquent and pretty good looking.

Posted by: GBruno at September 17, 2015 07:41 PM (u49WF)

319 Bush/Romney 2016

The Carried Interest Party.

Posted by: section9 at September 17, 2015 07:41 PM (ZpQcw)

320 I would have never thought that Bloomberg would go for POTUS since he likes to spend at least three days a week at his estate in Bermuda. But now that Preznit O'Fuckstix has spent six and a half years showing that winner need not be present, maybe that changes things.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 17, 2015 07:42 PM (nFdGS)

321 >>>Bush/Romney 2016



The Carried No Interest Party.

Posted by: section9 at September 17, 2015 07:41 PM (ZpQcw)<<<

FIFY.

Posted by: voters at September 17, 2015 07:42 PM (xzGte)

322 BTW, this won't happen.

George P wants a career in the GOP. It's somebody else.

Posted by: section9 at September 17, 2015 07:43 PM (ZpQcw)

323 NADER / PEROT

The FUCK YOU PARTY!

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 at September 17, 2015 07:43 PM (0LHZx)

324 As others have said, the D and R parties have made it damned near impossible to get on the ballot in all 50 states running on an independent ticket.

The two party system really is a nightmare.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 07:43 PM (dmQI5)

325 Sanders could possibly get on a Green ticket, I think they're in many states.

Libertarian party is the only third party I know of that is a legit party in most states -- but here's the thing. I forget the exact rules, but if you don't hold x number of seats or x % of the vote, most states DQ that party from appearing on the ballot next election.

So I'm not even sure the L party is in every state, and if it would be possible to get the L party on the ballot.

The D + R parties designed the system to make it almost impossible for a third party to arise.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:43 PM (AkOaV)

326 she has a lizard alien vibe but my jury is inclined

if she's a bushie, she's bought

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:43 PM (Uk9e2)

327 I still can't decide if Dana is hot or not. I go back and forth.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 at September 17, 2015 07:41 PM (0LHZx)


She looks pretty cute when you see just her head. Then you see the whole body and realize she's a living bobble-head doll.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2015 07:43 PM (zc3Db)

328 316
I still can't decide if Dana is hot or not. I go back and forth.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 at September 17, 2015 07:41 PM (0LHZx)


I go up and down.

Posted by: Just some guy at September 17, 2015 07:44 PM (yxw0r)

329 ***30
The people who advise bush are not that stupid. No way bush does any
better than Ross Perot as a third party candidate. Its an instant D win
in the event of a third party candidate from R side of the fence.***

And this would upset Bush and the Republican Party how? If Bush runs as the Republican candidate, the Democrat wins. And the Republican wing of the Bipartisan Governing Party knows it. If a Conservative or an outsider is the Republican candidate, there is a chance that both the Democrats and the GOPe could lose. So they will make sure that a Democrat wins.


Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at September 17, 2015 07:44 PM (WWmcR)

330 I too, saw that, and wondered what she was talking about.

Perino is as Republican as they come, and very tight with the Bushes.

If it looks like Trump wins the nomination would they seriously tank him and let Hillary win it? They do seem cozy with Bill these days.

I think it more likely to be Huck or Rand or Santorum.

But idiocy is rampant in the force these days who knows maybe Yoda.


Posted by: petunia at September 17, 2015 07:44 PM (VoCyE)

331 The two party system really is a nightmare.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 07:43 PM (dmQI5)

It was designed this way during the first progressive era in the early 1900s.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:44 PM (AkOaV)

332 It's probably the asshat Bush. That sounds like the kind of dickish thing he'd do. I really am developing hate for the man. I wish he'd just go away.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 07:44 PM (2x3L+)

333 She's firmly in the Bush camp.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2015 07:41 PM (St6BJ)


Obviously. But does she support Jeb?

Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 07:44 PM (+jijM)

334 She is intelligent, eloquent and pretty good looking.

Posted by: GBruno at September 17, 2015 07:41 PM (u49WF)


I'll give you a .84 out of 3, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2015 07:44 PM (zc3Db)

335 Santorum/Beck

*shudders violently*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:45 PM (FsuaD)

336 Jeb could run (La Raza and El Chapo party), to destroy any smaller government tea party type candidate. Establishment prefers Biden to a man of the people.

The Bern is already third party, feeling himself winning but repalced with plugs ... hell hath no fury, like a socialist scorned.

Dana surely would have permission to release this news, if true. Only Bushies would use her as a conduit?

Al Sharpton and Al Gore ticket?

We the people are fed up, so the globalists will pull out all the stops. Jon Stewart? never thought let it burn would be so morbidly entertaining.

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 17, 2015 07:45 PM (6zZ5y)

337 I think it more likely to be Huck or Rand or Santorum.

But idiocy is rampant in the force these days who knows maybe Yoda.


Posted by: petunia at September 17, 2015 07:44 PM (VoCyE)

If Ron wouldn't run 3rd party, Rand won't.

I know some people involved in his NH effort at least. I haven't even heard the whisperings of it. I guess that doesn't mean much, but I don't know.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:45 PM (AkOaV)

338 Bozo sock off.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 07:45 PM (NeFrd)

339 Is the Rent is Too Damn High Party guy running this time?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 07:45 PM (Ii765)

340 I would suspect Huckabee or Santorum before Bush. Bush needs the GOP to run - he has no fire of his own.

Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at September 17, 2015 07:45 PM (ZufZo)

341 I'm not sure I can formulate an opinion until I get to see Dana's legs.

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2015 07:45 PM (3tjn4)

342

Its Beck

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 07:45 PM (zOTsN)

343 232 sweating BobWhatever happened to him? I tuned in every once in a while hoping to see a live TV hearty tack.

Posted by: wth

Beckel came to work drunk and belligerent. The producers and fellow table mates couldn't take his shit anymore and dealing with his gin soaked breath, and threats were his demise.

Geraldo is such a racist jerk - I don't know who made that decision but along with other here, I can't watch that show.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 07:46 PM (ZFPMM)

344 Went looking for salacious nudes of Dana Perino, found a mugshot instead.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 17, 2015 07:46 PM (oVJmc)

345 335 Santorum/Beck

*shudders violently*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:45 PM (FsuaD)

__________

Hey come now, President Winston Churchill has a nice ring to it, no?

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 at September 17, 2015 07:46 PM (0LHZx)

346 lol Trump just got asked about Global Warming, so he polled the room as to who believes in it.

Nobody.

Posted by: Methos at September 17, 2015 07:46 PM (ZbV+0)

347

Beck/Huckabee

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 07:47 PM (zOTsN)

348 342




Its Beck

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 07:45 PM (zOTsN)

*sob*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2015 07:47 PM (4ErVI)

349 Well this doesn't sound right. I live way out in the middle of nowhere and have one relatively close neighbor. I'm sure he's a stoner with a crazy girlfriend who may or may not like meth. Just heard a shotgun go off twice, followed by probable handgun fire coming from their place.

BBL

Posted by: Daybrother at September 17, 2015 07:47 PM (JfxMl)

350 If it's Bush, it sure won't be the WILD party!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2015 07:47 PM (W5DcG)

351 339 Is the Rent is Too Damn High Party guy running this time?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 07:45 PM (Ii765)

Jimmy McMillan? He was running for gov of NY.

NY state has weird rules. Basically anyone can run.

But I would totally support Deez Nuts/ Jimmy McMillan on the Rent is Too Damn High ticket

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:47 PM (AkOaV)

352 349 Well this doesn't sound right. I live way out in the middle of nowhere and have one relatively close neighbor. I'm sure he's a stoner with a crazy girlfriend who may or may not like meth. Just heard a shotgun go off twice, followed by probable handgun fire coming from their place.

BBL
Posted by: Daybrother at September 17, 2015 07:47 PM (JfxMl)

Well, good luck with that. If he's a stoner, my guess is he didn't fire first.

I would proceed with caution though.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:47 PM (AkOaV)

353 who are the Jeb supporters? do we have data?

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:47 PM (Uk9e2)

354 @339 I am selling his gloves to the highest bidder. He is currently the high-bidder.
Contact me offline.

Posted by: Shlomo Bierbunt, just another yekke von Frankfurt at September 17, 2015 07:48 PM (n/3Xe)

355 Daybrother - stay safe lock/load if you got to.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 07:48 PM (ZFPMM)

356 I suppose there is no chance that Perino is just another lying hack.

Posted by: Call Me Ishmael at September 17, 2015 07:48 PM (oca9z)

357 Ace I think it's been a great week of blogging, as usual.

So it came about a little differently than usual.....so what?

Posted by: Blano at September 17, 2015 07:49 PM (cygkw)

358 "If you're talking about Santorum, you're wrong. He said it this morning."

On further review I should have said he has been saying it since 2008. Which would include this morning. :-)

Posted by: things are getting strange at September 17, 2015 07:49 PM (PGh+Q)

359 daybrother

shots fired, call for support

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:49 PM (Uk9e2)

360 >>> a crazy girlfriend who may or may not like meth. Just heard a shotgun go off twice, followed by probable handgun fire coming from their place.

Call law enforcement.

Don't knock on the door.

Posted by: fluffy at September 17, 2015 07:49 PM (2iV3X)

361 After further review, yeah I'd tap it.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 at September 17, 2015 07:50 PM (0LHZx)

362 What fluffy said.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:50 PM (FsuaD)

363
Just heard a shotgun go off twice, followed by probable handgun fire coming from their place. BBL
Posted by: Daybrother




Think of it as Natural Selection in action....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2015 07:50 PM (kdS6q)

364 >>>> Posted by: Daybrother at September 17, 2015 07:47 PM (JfxMl)

----

It's a trap!

No, srsly, be careful

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 07:50 PM (y4bHB)

365 I doubt it would be Bush, so put me down for Kasich. He's a big enough dickface to do something like that.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at September 17, 2015 07:50 PM (KkVB6)

366 I could see it being Bush. He has millions in donor class money and they could care less about party as long as they get their pony to to the tricks that they paid for.

Posted by: Drider at September 17, 2015 07:50 PM (6Xbsz)

367 The Plugs Party!

A naked Biden in every swimming pool!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (4ErVI)

368 She's short though, only 5'2". She looks taller on TV

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (0LHZx)

369 It was designed this way during the first progressive era in the early 1900s.

Even before that we always had two parties. The founders never planned on it and it's made everything worse.

The country wasn't designed to have a president who had a political party backing him in congress, and justices who represent the political parties ruling based on their ideology.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (dmQI5)

370 I asked the church lady .. she said "could it be ... SATAN?"

But since Satan takes on earthly "persona", that didn't really narrow it down.

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (6zZ5y)

371 If Ron wouldn't run 3rd party, Rand won't.

I know some people involved in his NH effort at least. I haven't even heard the whisperings of it. I guess that doesn't mean much, but I don't know.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:45 PM (AkOaV)


Ron Paul already ran previously as the LP candidate.

Posted by: The Electoral Hat at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (vBeA5)

372 Beckel, now there's a guy the mafia can use

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (Uk9e2)

373 286
If it became a real freak show with the respective nominees, I could see him making an urban "centrist" bid in the big blue states.
Posted by: Coolio at September 17, 2015 07:36 PM (T7owr)


I can see him doing it, not because he thinks he can win, but just to throw the election to an anti-gun Democrat.

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (sdi6R)

374 I figure he can bridge the chasm between the GOPe and the Democrats.

Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2015 06:50 PM (FcR7P)


(snickers)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (7MWCL)

375 Wait --- Does this mean that not all 16 GOP nominees were pressured into signing that "Loyalty Oath"?

Or...is this an outsider, such as Romney?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (NOIQH)

376 Call law enforcement.

Don't knock on the door.
Posted by: fluffy at September 17, 2015 07:49 PM (2iV3X)


Well, I'd go check it out first before I got the law involved.

I can't think of anything more dick to do then call the cops on your neighbor. Especially if you say you hear gunshots. They'll show up, shoot his dog, then arrest him for possession of marijuana with intent to distribute. Then probably search Day's house for good measure, and maybe find a few things to charge him with too.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (AkOaV)

377 Bush running third party would be the biggest establishment F U since Murkoski.

So what I'm saying is, they'll do it.

Also, on a personal note, could y'all keep my family in your prayers. The murderous scumbag who murdered my cousin is getting out of prison for good tomorrow (5 fucking years. Thanks, Kansas) and my cousin's sister is, shall we say, not handling it well.

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (bYGAR)

378 The GOPe is not stupid. They are very smart and cunning. The entire primary structure has been rigged to prevent someone like cruz or walker from winning. Why do you think there are so many candidates? They are splitters for Jeb! in key states and for key reasons. This has all been carefully constructed.



Trump is fucking up everything.




If you look at where Trump support is coming from, and understand the primary schedule throu March 15, it is looking like Trump could run the table, perhaps sans Iowa.



The GOPe is afraid, very afraid. Interesting times ahead.

Posted by: Prescient11 at September 17, 2015 07:52 PM (S85kT)

379 Ron Paul already ran previously as the LP candidate.
Posted by: The Electoral Hat at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (vBeA5)

Back in '88 (IIRC). I meant if Ron didn't run 3rd party in '08 then Rand wouldnt.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:52 PM (AkOaV)

380 @370 Of course, it's the light-bringer.
Have some sympathy and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse, or he'll lay your Soul to waste.

Posted by: Shlomo Bierbunt, just another yekke von Frankfurt at September 17, 2015 07:52 PM (n/3Xe)

381 353 who are the Jeb supporters? do we have data?


T. Coddington Van Vorhees VII, Chesterton Underbitington III, George Will...

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 07:53 PM (dmQI5)

382 ...A GOPe third party attempt. You know they have done this before lot's of times. How about Ollie North in the Senate race? They pulled out all the stops on that one...third party republican...all the GOPe refusing to support North.

Posted by: Budahmon at September 17, 2015 07:53 PM (vcSri)

383
I'm always open to a third party run, especially now that I've left the coven.

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at September 17, 2015 07:53 PM (OiFtZ)

384 Also, on a personal note, could y'all keep my family in your prayers. The murderous scumbag who murdered my cousin is getting out of prison for good tomorrow (5 fucking years. Thanks, Kansas) and my cousin's sister is, shall we say, not handling it well.
Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (bYGAR)


Thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: The Pplitical Hat at September 17, 2015 07:53 PM (vBeA5)

385 Would Bloomberg actually take more R votes than Ds? I'm not so sure. And if he did take a good chunk of R votes, would they be in places where it wouldn't make any difference like NYC, NE, and California?

Posted by: Naes at September 17, 2015 07:53 PM (Ypc8j)

386 Even before that we always had two parties. The founders never planned on it and it's made everything worse.

The country wasn't designed to have a president who had a political party backing him in congress, and justices who represent the political parties ruling based on their ideology.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (dmQI5)

Before that, candidates were picked in the proverbial "smoke filled back rooms" and states did not have restrictive laws on who could and could not be on the ballot.

Thus the Republican Party was able to win the presidency within, what? 10 years after being formed? And they killed the Whigs in the process.

That wasn't lost on the D's and R's in the early 1900s when they began to move to a primary process.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:54 PM (AkOaV)

387 Lauren, prayers up,

from a sinner though.

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:54 PM (Uk9e2)

388 Lauren, prayers up.

Posted by: Shlomo Bierbunt, just another yekke von Frankfurt at September 17, 2015 07:54 PM (n/3Xe)

389 Dana is a boy's name, rjght?

Posted by: Dirty Harry at September 17, 2015 07:54 PM (+jijM)

390 Kick the tire. Light the fire. Hand salute.

Posted by: On Cat 2 ... F 8 departing! at September 17, 2015 07:55 PM (oca9z)

391
Who is behind the Reagan immigration tv ad?

Well, George Soros, first and foremost. And these assholes:
...the group behind the ad, the National Immigration Forum, has Republicans on its board of directors including Jeb Bush's son Jeb Jr., and supporters including Grover Norquist and Reps. Mario Diaz-Balart (R-Fla.) and Carlos Curbelo (R-Fla.).

A pox upon the Republican party and all its members.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 07:55 PM (oz/VB)

392 Well, I'd go check it out first before I got the law involved.



I can't think of anything more dick to do then call the cops on your
neighbor. Especially if you say you hear gunshots. They'll show up,
shoot his dog, then arrest him for possession of marijuana with intent
to distribute. Then probably search Day's house for good measure, and
maybe find a few things to charge him with too.

Posted by: mynewhandle

Maybe or maybe not. We called the cops on our neighbors as the suspicion was very strong that they had a meth lab operation and were distributing out of the house. Nice neighborhood that had people driving up at all hours of the day and night - spends 5 minutes inside and then roar out of there.

Cops pulled a raid on the house and they had enough chemicals for their operation to blow the whole block to kingdom come. The worst, there were children living there that were being neglected (no food, etc.) and put in real danger daily.

No, I don't feel dickish at all.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 07:55 PM (ZFPMM)

393 376 Call law enforcement.

Don't knock on the door.
Posted by: fluffy at September 17, 2015 07:49 PM (2iV3X)


Well, I'd go check it out first before I got the law involved.

I can't think of anything more dick to do then call the cops on your neighbor. Especially if you say you hear gunshots. They'll show up, shoot his dog, then arrest him for possession of marijuana with intent to distribute. Then probably search Day's house for good measure, and maybe find a few things to charge him with too.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (AkOaV)


Good points, but I don't think I would go over and investigate myself if I had just heard gunshots, especially if the neighbors are a little sketchy.

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

394 That wasn't lost on the D's and R's in the early 1900s when they began to move to a primary process.

It is a good point. Running more candidates in the general would be a better system than having primary season + general election.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 07:56 PM (dmQI5)

395 Prayers up, Lauren.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 17, 2015 07:56 PM (zyIlW)

396 >>Bush running third party would be the biggest establishment F U since Murkoski.

And if it is Jeb then I hope Trump takes his freakin' Loyalty Oath and burns it on live TV and dances around it.

Even if Trump's not the GOP nominee, he was totally played (and so were we) if one of the current GOP nominees goes 3rd party. Seriously, the GOP can whine about how 3rd party is totes disloyal and a betrayal and then have one of their own go do it if things don't go their way. Game over, man, the GOP would be DONE.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 07:56 PM (NOIQH)

397 Thanks all. I'm sort of in a "rain vengeance upon him, oh Lord" mood right now.

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 07:56 PM (GZ6Pf)

398 Not to worry. The gunshots are just a celebration of the *crop* coming in. Just crack a beer and ignore. If however he decides to venture over for a say hey. Then I would probably shoot him. But that's just me.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 07:56 PM (Ii765)

399 353 who are the Jeb supporters? do we have data?

________

To start everyone who works at Fox News, NRO, Red State and WSJ.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 17, 2015 07:56 PM (0LHZx)

400 jeb third party threat means they see a Trump lock on the nom?

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:57 PM (Uk9e2)

401 Good points, but I don't think I would go over and investigate myself if I had just heard gunshots, especially if the neighbors are a little sketchy.
Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

I would only call the cops if I thought my life was in imminent danger. That's just me though.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:57 PM (AkOaV)

402 I get like that every time I see the JEF's face, Lauren.

More than understandable.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 17, 2015 07:58 PM (zyIlW)

403 392
Well, I'd go check it out first before I got the law involved.

Great advice: upon hearing gunshots, risk your life investigating because nobody likes a little baby tattle tale.

Posted by: Naes at September 17, 2015 07:58 PM (Ypc8j)

404

There's a third party going on in my pants!!!!!


Whooooooo!!!!


Holla!!

Posted by: Miss Lindsay at September 17, 2015 07:58 PM (KUa85)

405 Lauren - that's awful. Prayers sent to you and your loved ones. Sounds like you all have been to hell and back. 5 years? Jesus take the wheel.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 07:58 PM (ZFPMM)

406 It is a good point. Running more candidates in the general would be a better system than having primary season + general election.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 07:56 PM (dmQI5)

Correct.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 07:58 PM (AkOaV)

407 I could see Jeb running third party if Trump wins, purely to act as a spoiler to prevent Trump from stopping the wall being built.

I think the GOPe probably would do anything to keep the slave trade going.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 07:58 PM (dmQI5)

408 Prayers, Lauren. The evil bastard who killed my sister's best friend and daughter got less than 20 years. Beat them to death with a baseball bat and waited for the cops to come.

Sometimes true justice waits until the afterlife.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 07:58 PM (FsuaD)

409 Trump's secret plan is to cause chaos in the Republican tent, piss everyone off but at the same time get a large portion of conservatives on his side. Then he drops out of the Republican race and announces his third party candidacy and Voila!.....Historic First Woman President.

Remember, he has donated a lot of money to the Clintons. He will get reimbursed big time with Hillary as president.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2015 07:58 PM (z+4T3)

410 that sucks lauren.......hope you are all armed

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 17, 2015 07:58 PM (0O7c5)

411 "They'll show up,
shoot his dog, then arrest him for possession of marijuana with intent
to distribute. Then probably search Day's house for good measure, and
maybe find a few things to charge him with too. "

Or, they won't show up because they want to gather more evidence for their drug case and they'll knowingly let your cousin's body rot for months while keeping him listed as a missing person and doing jack shit to inform his family.

Gah, sorry that's not fair to you I'm just in a bitch mood right now.

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 07:59 PM (GZ6Pf)

412 >>> Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 07:55 PM (oz/VB)

----

Jeb is really a bad man. He sat on Bloombergs foundation handing out abortion money all over the world and accepted a salary too. He is as much of a prog as Bloomberg

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 07:59 PM (y4bHB)

413 399

I'm in Kael territory:

never met 'em

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 07:59 PM (Uk9e2)

414 Dana is hot. If she could get her hair just right, she'd be the best she culd be. Look at her back in her Bush press secretary days vs. now. That's the FOX makeup crew at work.

I tell you which one of the FOX babes I like the most now, and that's Ainsley Earhardt. Of course, with her, the problem is she's got such a pure and sweet vibe going with the hotness and I can't really get my perverted groove on with her in my fratboy fanstasy. And that's frustrating.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 07:59 PM (dvuhZ)

415 Jeb would have every right to run third party.

That Trump creature has sullied our party by attempting to present himself as a Republican, and a noble, selfless leader like Jeb breaking away to form a new path for American politics would serve us all well.

We should all support him if he shows such courage!

Posted by: Godfrey Oliver Pomeroy, esq. at September 17, 2015 07:59 PM (xzGte)

416 406 It is a good point. Running more candidates in the general would be a better system than having primary season + general election.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 07:56 PM (dmQI5)


__________

My idea: reverse the primary and general election. Have the general election first, then a primary afterwards. Most people vote for the party anyway, why not get that out of the way first, then the party that wins gets to pick the president. Same with senators and congress critters.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 17, 2015 08:00 PM (0LHZx)

417
Beck/Santorum.


Levin's heart will burst out of his chest and explode in midair.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2015 08:00 PM (St6BJ)

418 I tell you which one of the FOX babes I like the
most now, and that's Ainsley Earhardt. Of course, with her, the problem
is she's got such a pure and sweet vibe going with the hotness and I
can't really get my perverted groove on with her in my fratboy fanstasy.
And that's frustrating.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 07:59 PM (dvuhZ)


And now she's married and seven months preggers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 08:00 PM (FsuaD)

419
L, Juan Ellis gave, as you know, an award to hillary clinton for her great service to humanity!!

Jeb is terrible. I hate all the Bushes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 08:00 PM (oz/VB)

420 "hope you are all armed"

Oh, definitely. What worries me a bit is the cousin I'm worried about not doing well is the one who manages the strip club, and I'm about 99% sure if the killer walks into her club she would shoot him on the spot.

(And yes, I'm aware this whole situation is just super classy. It's yuuuge)

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:00 PM (GZ6Pf)

421 412 Jeb is really a bad man. He sat on Bloombergs foundation..."

Replace "foundation" with "face."

Posted by: Naes at September 17, 2015 08:01 PM (Ypc8j)

422 lemmi

maybe, but the ego doesn't want scraps from Hilldog's table

try again

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 08:01 PM (Uk9e2)

423 Ann Coulter is on the local Fox News Channel right now. The gals who read the news there are rightly described as a couple of mini dress and spiked heel wearing bimbos. The only news that is best watched with the sound off.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 08:01 PM (Ii765)

424 My idea: reverse the primary and general election. Have the general election first, then a primary afterwards. Most people vote for the party anyway, why not get that out of the way first, then the party that wins gets to pick the president. Same with senators and congress critters.

Kind of like voting for an 'elector', if you will?

That sounds crazy enough to be in an old document!

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 08:01 PM (dmQI5)

425 With Perino in the know it must be Cheney.

Posted by: Lester at September 17, 2015 08:02 PM (2UPXV)

426 Jezuz how the hell do you get only 5 years for murder?

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 17, 2015 08:02 PM (0LHZx)

427 384 Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (bYGAR)


May whatever life left to him be filled with misery, pain and suffering.


Hang in there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2015 08:02 PM (St6BJ)

428 On a lighter note, I know of a fox babe who's getting a divorce. Although, she is really, really crazy. Really. Crazy.

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:02 PM (GZ6Pf)

429
Kind of like voting for an 'elector', if you will?

That sounds crazy enough to be in an old document!
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 08:01 PM (dmQI5)

________

Mind. Blown.

WHOA

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 17, 2015 08:02 PM (0LHZx)

430 I see pictures of Jeb and it looks like someone pasted a grin on a three day old eclair.

The man has to be one of the weakest looking people I've ever seen.

And prayers up Lauren. Five years is a joke. I take it a manslaughter conviction?

Saw a show a couple of weeks ago where a chick tore a guy's eyes out of his head and killed him by stuffing one of them down his throat. The other eye was in his mouth.

She got 18 years. wtf?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2015 08:02 PM (4ErVI)

431 428 On a lighter note, I know of a fox babe who's getting a divorce. Although, she is really, really crazy. Really. Crazy.
Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:02 PM (GZ6Pf)


Crazy I can handle. Crazy liberal, not so much. Not for more than a couple of hours anyway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2015 08:03 PM (St6BJ)

432 Jeb is terrible. I hate all the Bushes.

I think HW was a good man. I think W loved America.

But they both just have the wrong ideas about what America needs.

And I think all Jeb cares about is Mexico.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 08:03 PM (dmQI5)

433 >>who are the Jeb supporters? do we have data?

I've read that a lot of Hillary donors have donated to Jeb, too.
The Jeb support feels a lot like how the MSM and pundits were all pro-McCain because he was their kind of Republican - the kind that loved to come on their show and badmouth his fellow Republicans. And they loved McCain right up until he was selected as the nominee to run against president boyfriend.

They all love Jeb (and Graham, apparently, after last night's effusive coverage of him) - but being a favorite Republican does not + being the favorite candidate. They'll ditch Jeb for whomever gets the Dem nomination.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 08:04 PM (NOIQH)

434 (And yes, I'm aware this whole situation is just super classy. It's yuuuge)

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:00 PM (GZ6Pf)
not judging.....i hope you all remain safe...

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 17, 2015 08:04 PM (0O7c5)

435 Could it be?
Pat Paulson for President!

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 17, 2015 08:04 PM (KlVdw)

436 Yeah and the Bush women are the absolute worst. All insufferable snobs and abortion lovers. I hate that old hag Barbara. And the bimbo Bush twins too. They can all go to hell.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 08:04 PM (y4bHB)

437 428: Preggers, too? Why did you tell me that. Now I have to think of her completely as a nun..... damn.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 08:04 PM (dvuhZ)

438 Yeah I guess like an electoral college system, except the people vote for the candidate like they do now in the primary. It's the same voting process, just in a different order.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 17, 2015 08:04 PM (0LHZx)

439 Also, reportedly on July 9th, Bill Clinton called Jeb! and said this "Trump thing" would be "taken care of" at the debates.



Some very nefarious shit is going on lbehind the scenes. When you see Murdoch, V Jarrett and Jeb! having dinner together a while ago, know the players.... Murdoch is fucking garbage.



So much of the "conservative" media has been exposed, frankly, it's rather alarming.

Posted by: Prescient11 at September 17, 2015 08:04 PM (S85kT)

440 This is interesting:

China, U.S. Reach Agreement on High-Speed Rail Before Xi Visit

Bloomberg

http://tinyurl.com/o6y9dmu

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 17, 2015 08:04 PM (zyIlW)

441 I'm breaking away to form a third leg in the American body politic.

Posted by: Dick Cheney's Warcock at September 17, 2015 08:04 PM (xzGte)

442 And she has a big head, too. Cute, but man is that head big!

***

You know who else has a big head?


Peyton Manning. It's yuuuuge!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 08:04 PM (NeFrd)

443 Bush/Clinton: It's MY turn party

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 08:05 PM (teYv/)

444
Gah, sorry that's not fair to you I'm just in a bitch mood right now.
Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 07:59 PM (GZ6Pf)

Uh. That sounds bitch-worthy to me, and I can't stand estrogen-based whining.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 17, 2015 08:05 PM (sJuWI)

445 426 Jezuz how the hell do you get only 5 years for murder?
Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 17, 2015 08:02 PM (0LHZx)


The secret to America is if you don't obey laws, the system is more accommodating to you.

The system terrorizes the law abiding because it's easier to terrorize the docile.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 08:05 PM (dmQI5)

446 Lauren - I don't know about Kansas or their local laws but in most states, if a convict is getting out of jail, the victim's family is notified of where he is relocated to and they are court ordered not to go anywhere near a family member. Not a lot of comfort as we know criminals are so law abiding - but I just wonder if there has been any communications between the courts and your family regarding where he is being relocated to and what the conditions of his parole are.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:05 PM (ZFPMM)

447 I figure someone she's connected with, someone who'd be worried about Trump, someone who didn't lose already in the primaries.

Condi Rice?

Posted by: AD at September 17, 2015 08:05 PM (7+W1y)

448 Speaking of third parties...have you ever had a three-legged stool.


That would be...interesting.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 08:06 PM (NeFrd)

449 She doesn't even have a pair of 2's and is bluffing. She will be first one drunk and naked; but she secretly enjoys it.

Posted by: Jean at September 17, 2015 08:06 PM (ztOda)

450 "Jezuz how the hell do you get only 5 years for murder?"

Oh it's a lovely story.

Basically,

Commit the crime at the same time as a high profile murder case (Tiller) so the prosecutors are all stumbling over each other to make political points and don't GAF about you.

Turn state's witness against a meth house

Torture your victim so badly that cause of death "can't" be easily determined.

"Did he die from being shoved in my trunk from the kidnapping, or was it a more "active" murder? Who can say...let's give this guy 5 years so we can go after the meth guys for political points. Who cares about some druggie? Now, excuse me while I go to Tiller's funeral. " Wichita DA

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:06 PM (GZ6Pf)

451 "437 428: Preggers, too? Why did you tell me that. Now I have to think of her completely as a nun..... damn. "

find another

this is how the west used to be peopled

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 08:06 PM (Uk9e2)

452 Lol! Naes.

I'm sorry Lauren. Hang in there

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 08:07 PM (y4bHB)

453 3rd party...ummmmmm.

Why not we just discontinue the republicants and rework the party as the Tostitos GreenWall Mountain Dew Vape Party, run Trump and guarantee everyone who votes for our ticket will get 2 free Domino's Pizza and a case of Diet Coke for their fat ass.

You would have everyone at Wallyworld on board within 24 hours.

Vote TostitosGreenWallDotheDewVape 2016!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2015 08:07 PM (ej1L0)

454 Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:05 PM (ZFPMM)

Because convicted murderers are yuuuuge fans of following court orders.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 17, 2015 08:07 PM (sJuWI)

455 It's Bill Clinton. He's going to call himself Wilhelma Clinton and get around the 22nd. Hey if Bruce can become Cait, why can't William become Wilhelma?

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 17, 2015 08:07 PM (0LHZx)

456 Sorry to hear about the family news, Lauren - hope that dude moves far away.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 08:08 PM (NOIQH)

457
Wow. The View lost two major sponsors for making fun of nurses.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 17, 2015 08:08 PM (iQIUe)

458

Cruz is the only conservative in the debate.
No Cruz America is zip.


Posted by: Ralph at September 17, 2015 08:08 PM (KtxUt)

459 >>China, U.S. Reach Agreement on High-Speed Rail Before Xi Visit

Harry Reid strikes again.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2015 08:08 PM (OGm46)

460
Don't get me started on stools. I hate stools. Can't stand sitting at a bar. I like chairs.

Five Guys Burgers has stool/chairs that you have to climb onto. Terrible. And your feet dangle and you feel like a child in a high chair.



Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 08:08 PM (oz/VB)

461 "Crazy liberal, not so much. Not for more than a couple of hours anyway. "

Wait, isn't your wife liberal?

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:08 PM (GZ6Pf)

462 ...perino is as usual, full of it!

Posted by: marcus tullius cicero at September 17, 2015 08:08 PM (SmCFT)

463 456 Sorry to hear about the family news, Lauren - hope that dude moves far away.


I hope God kills him.

Prayers for you, Lauren.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 08:09 PM (dmQI5)

464 Why not Dick Cheney?

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at September 17, 2015 08:09 PM (Awb+1)

465 Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:06 PM (GZ6Pf)

________

Ugh. Not that there's much anyone can say to that, but sorry to hear, the world is seriously fucked up some times.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 17, 2015 08:09 PM (0LHZx)

466 Someone - maybe - someone here, introduced me to the term "pinch-faced scold." I think that applies to Perino. She's all sweetness and light until you have your own opinion and want to act on it contrary to her, then she is talking down to you and working behind your back.

Meh.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 17, 2015 08:09 PM (sJuWI)

467 >>>You know who else has a big head?

Peyton Manning. It's yuuuuge!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 08:04 PM (NeFrd)<<<



**nods spastically in agreement**


**gives self whiplash**

Posted by: Papa John at September 17, 2015 08:09 PM (xzGte)

468 Oh, geez. Lauren --- that sounds awful!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 08:09 PM (NOIQH)

469 Dick Cheney/Liz Cheney 2016

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 08:09 PM (FsuaD)

470 Ridiculous Lauren.

Posted by: Prescient11 at September 17, 2015 08:09 PM (S85kT)

471 Wow. The View lost two major sponsors for making fun of nurses.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 17, 2015 08:08 PM (iQIUe)

__________

Live by the SJW, die by the SJW. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 17, 2015 08:10 PM (0LHZx)

472 The View should lose sponsors for generally making all women look like idiots along with the clapping seals in their audience.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:10 PM (ZFPMM)

473 Or, they won't show up because they want to gather more evidence for their drug case and they'll knowingly let your cousin's body rot for months while keeping him listed as a missing person and doing jack shit to inform his family.

Gah, sorry that's not fair to you I'm just in a bitch mood right now.
Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 07:59 PM (GZ6Pf)

Eek. I'm sorry, Lauren, that sounds pretty shitty.

Not much of a praying person, but my thoughts are with you.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 08:10 PM (AkOaV)

474 Well this doesn't sound right. I live way out in the middle of nowhere and have one relatively close neighbor. I'm sure he's a stoner with a crazy girlfriend who may or may not like meth. Just heard a shotgun go off twice, followed by probable handgun fire coming from their place.

BBL

Posted by: Daybrother at September 17, 2015 07:47 PM (JfxMl)


Better do a roll-call of your cats, DB.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 08:10 PM (CPHkQ)

475 I know! I know!

Joe Scarborough/Mika Brzzzzzzzzzinski

Two idiot peas in a pod.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 08:11 PM (FsuaD)

476 The worst part of the entire story?

The coroner's office, after their oh so thorough autopsy, sent the wrong remains to my aunt and uncle.

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:12 PM (GZ6Pf)

477 8 Anna Puma

That was me. I promise and delivered.

This shows I am no politician.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2015 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

478 459 >>China, U.S. Reach Agreement on High-Speed Rail Before Xi Visit

Harry Reid strikes again.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2015 08:08 PM (OGm46)

_____

What? So we're going to waste billions on a train to nowhere and buy the trains from China on top of it? Wow.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 17, 2015 08:12 PM (0LHZx)

479 thank God it's Thursday

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 08:12 PM (Uk9e2)

480 As much as I'd love Cheney to be President, with his approval ratings when he left and his age he wouldn't have a chance in hell.

BTW, were getting like Democrats, where our opponents can't just be wrong, they must also be evil and horrible people.

Posted by: AD at September 17, 2015 08:13 PM (7+W1y)

481 xi

political class circle jerk

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 08:13 PM (Uk9e2)

482 Ron Paul already ran previously as the LP candidate.

Posted by: The Electoral Hat at September 17, 2015 07:51 PM (vBeA5)


"silver dimes" -click-"silver dimes" -click- "silver dimes" -click- "silver dimes"....

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 08:14 PM (CPHkQ)

483 479 thank God it's Thursday
Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 08:12 PM (Uk9e2)

I have a fucked up week at work. I had today off, but have a super packed schedule tomorrow, afternoon and evening.

So my weekend started last night, then my Friday is ruined.

And next week I'm working Saturday.

...updating my resume as we speak, this job is driving me nuts.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 08:14 PM (AkOaV)

484 Jeb is really a bad man. He sat on Bloombergs
foundation handing out abortion money all over the world and accepted a
salary too. He is as much of a prog as Bloomberg

Posted by: L, Elle

Not to be trusted at all. Last night when he tried to play like he was a conservative, I wanted to through something through my TV. There is a weird alliance between the Bushs and the Clintons and that alone tells me to follow the money.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:14 PM (ZFPMM)

485 AD

what if they ARE evil and horrible?

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 08:14 PM (Uk9e2)

486 >>>On a lighter note, I know of a fox babe who's getting a divorce. Although, she is really, really crazy. Really. Crazy.<<<

Crazy is hot. Divorcees are hot. Can she make a sandwich?

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2015 08:14 PM (3tjn4)

487 The chief Ewok was talking about the debate on the podcast, and used the phrase "double douche-chills".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2015 08:15 PM (VdICR)

488 "silver dimes" -click-"silver dimes" -click- "silver dimes" -click- "silver dimes"....
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 08:14 PM (CPHkQ)

To be fair to Ron, he was making a good point there.

Oil hasn't increased in price since the early 1900s and the standard oil days. At least in relation to silver and gold.

But the dollar has lost 98%+ of its value since the inception of the federal reserve in 1913 (or 1917? I forget.)

But yeah, it is kind of funny.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 08:15 PM (AkOaV)

489 476
The worst part of the entire story?



The coroner's office, after their oh so thorough autopsy, sent the wrong remains to my aunt and uncle.

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:12 PM (GZ6Pf)

That sort of crap happens a lot and I think it's because there's no actual requirements to be a coroner. You can have some general doctor become a coroner even though they don't have the training to do it correctly.Forensic pathology is what you want, but there are no national requirements that a coroner be one. At least that's how it used to be.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2015 08:15 PM (4ErVI)

490 If this is the same gaggle of so-called "experts" that lost the '08 and '012 presidential elections, then go right ahead and run 3rd party. Please.

And that goes double if Rove has anything to do with it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 17, 2015 08:15 PM (LUgeY)

491 "Can she make a sandwich?"

She used to have a food blog, so yes?

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:15 PM (LzzEz)

492 Best wishes Lauren. Be safe, be prepared.


Our family has had to deal with a not dissimilar situation re: the scum who killed my father-in-law. The cops aren't going to protect you if this dude has bad intent. I hope it works out okay for you.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 08:16 PM (NeFrd)

493 @476 Rethuglican intransigence clearly. However sad and wrong!
If only the people of Kansas would let The People Who Do Socialism Right do everything for them, womb to the tomb!
We could outlaw crime!
We could forbid suffering and death, just make it illegal!

Posted by: Shlomo Bierbunt, just another yekke von Frankfurt at September 17, 2015 08:16 PM (n/3Xe)

494 Both of us wanted our dads to win, but you said no, America.

Now we're running to see their dreams realized.

Posted by: The Ghost of Hunter Biden/The Ghost of John Edwards' kid 2016! at September 17, 2015 08:16 PM (xzGte)

495 ...anyways...

I think we need a happy thread.

It's been a long time since we've had a happy thread.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 08:17 PM (AkOaV)

496 Dack - exactly. It is a very political position that the 'betters' like to have a doctor with whom the powers that be can control.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:18 PM (ZFPMM)

497 Oops.

Posted by: The Ghost of HunterBeau Biden/The Ghost of John Edwards' kid 2016! at September 17, 2015 08:18 PM (xzGte)

498 Ok, so it is turtles all the way down, I know that now, but why not just make everything evil illegal? Wouldn't that put a stop to it?

Posted by: Like, Bertrand Russell, dude at September 17, 2015 08:18 PM (n/3Xe)

499 Considering that Bill Kristol was unaccountably musing about this the other day, I'd take it seriously.

If Trump wins the nomination, I could see a Bush 3rd party run, not to win, but to throw the Presidency to Hillary. The Commentary crowd can do business with her, and once McConnell nukes the filibuster, they can push amnesty, cap and trade, and TPP through.

Posted by: Joseph K at September 17, 2015 08:19 PM (3//tw)

500 Seamus - any thing change in that case, its been a year or so since I looked at the websites.

Posted by: Jean at September 17, 2015 08:19 PM (ztOda)

501 >>>> Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:14 PM (ZFPMM)

Oh Lord, Cheri, same here. Everytime he said the word "conservative" I wanted to break the TV. And then he's wearing that Reagan/ Bush t-shirt when his old man despised Reagan. HW and W have done so much damage to the conservative cause and squandered so much good will. I actually skipped watching the Jim Gaffigan show to watch the shit show debate.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 08:19 PM (y4bHB)

502
No Mirth.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 08:19 PM (oz/VB)

503 Carlos Mencia is on right now. It is a different kind of news show. Reminds everybody to not take yourself too seriously

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 08:19 PM (Ii765)

504 >>>I think we need a happy thread.



It's been a long time since we've had a happy thread.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 08:17 PM (AkOaV)<<<

An elbow thread would be a happy thread.

Posted by: Thursday Night Football: Denver vs. KC at September 17, 2015 08:20 PM (xzGte)

505 When are the first Dem debates? I need to be prepared with enough booze to get through it.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:20 PM (ZFPMM)

506 An elbow thread would be a happy thread.
Posted by: Thursday Night Football: Denver vs. KC at September 17, 2015 08:20 PM (xzGte)

Yes, yes, an elbow thread would qualify.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 08:20 PM (AkOaV)

507 Oh, goody, another hate crime hox/ "art installation":

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=6809

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 08:20 PM (NOIQH)

508 Ugh, sorry Seamus. Thankfully, my family are great fans of the 2nd Amendment, so I think everyone is prepared.

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:21 PM (LzzEz)

509 I still can't decide if Dana is hot or not. I go back and forth.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016

I go up and down.
Posted by: Just some guy


I go in and out.

Posted by: Just some other guy at September 17, 2015 08:21 PM (W5DcG)

510 I think we need a happy thread.

It's been a long time since we've had a happy thread.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 08:17 PM (AkOaV)


How about, "what's you're favorite sit-com theme song?"

Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 08:22 PM (+jijM)

511 Ace, no need to apologize. You do a damn fine job.

3rd party? Well, if it's any one from the right there goes the GOP. Which is ok with me. He'll I'm great with that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 08:22 PM (2wfWs)

512 Crazy is hot.

Crazy is crazy.

NEVER stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 08:23 PM (dmQI5)

513 Seamus - any thing change in that case, its been a year or so since I looked at the websites.

Posted by: Jean at September 17, 2015 08:19 PM (ztOda)


*****

Case is as cold as a cucumber. The only good news is that as far as we know the scumbag and his scumbag mother and scumbag stepfather have left the state. We think they are somewhere down on the TX gulf coast (maybe Corpus). Local cops are as corrupt as the day is long, never did a whit of investigating. We've put it in the Lord's hands.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 08:23 PM (NeFrd)

514 It's not the size of Dana's head that is the problem. It's her giant forehead. She should get bangs. Long sideways bangs. I think that work for her.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 08:23 PM (y4bHB)

515 L,Elle: That shirt was so over the top and as you wrote, full of shit. The Reagans and Bush's were not friends and Nancy and Barbara hated each other.

Jeffe is straight out lying except for his suppossed SS code name: Eveready. He'll be ever ready to throw conservatives under the bus and to align with the Democrats at every turn. I seriously want him to implode quickly.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:24 PM (ZFPMM)

516 Thankfully, my family are great fans of the 2nd Amendment, so I think everyone is prepared.

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:21 PM (LzzEz)


****


Heh, yeah! We practice a different sort of gun control. Even my wife has CCW.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 08:24 PM (NeFrd)

517 512
Crazy also ages badly, so never marry crazy either.

Posted by: Naes at September 17, 2015 08:24 PM (Ypc8j)

518 "'til There Was You"
https://youtu.be/NRkkmvfGTos

Posted by: Happy Thread? at September 17, 2015 08:25 PM (n/3Xe)

519 488
But the dollar has lost 98%+ of its value since the inception of the federal reserve in 1913 (or 1917? I forget.)

But yeah, it is kind of funny.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 08:15 PM (AkOaV)


The way I read it, in 1913 a $20 gold coin (which is almost an ounce) would buy a good quality men's suit.

The same is true today. The gold coin part, not the $20 part.

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

520 Local cops are as corrupt as the day is long, never did a whit of investigating. We've put it in the Lord's hands.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

Sorry Seamus. If they have left then thank God. I hope that no one else has to go through the hell that they created for your family.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:25 PM (ZFPMM)

521 NEVER stick your dick in crazy.

Nah, go ahead and stick your dick in, just don't tell crazy your dick's real name or where your dick lives.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 17, 2015 08:26 PM (VviqM)

522 But yeah, it is kind of funny.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 08:15 PM (AkOaV)


I fundamentally agree that nations should stay on a precious metal standard. But RP does tend to belabor that point incessantly, hence the riff on the skipping record.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 08:26 PM (7MWCL)

523 Greg Gutfeld ?

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2015 08:26 PM (dULJN)

524 I think I have decided that my one criteria for picking a candidate this cycle is that he or she would have to be willing to shut down the government. That is what it is going to come down to in order to move things in the proper direction. There are enough quislings on the Republican side that the Democratic agenda will still go through and the press will blame a Republican president if it does not. Everyone has accepted that the only two choices are a shutdown or a full funding of absolutely everything.

So if a candidate does not have the balls to veto everything and stand with the conservative faction then nothing will change. They will get rolled. Some of them will even like it because they consider themselves great thespians in the Theater of Eternal Failure.

Posted by: Thatch at September 17, 2015 08:27 PM (pBZp4)

525 When watch futball, I watch the Viking's or the Huskers. And then I only cheer for my team. I don't know about you other guy's. But don't the ------- suck?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 08:27 PM (Ii765)

526 521 NEVER stick your dick in crazy.

Nah, go ahead and stick your dick in, just don't tell crazy your dick's real name or where your dick lives.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 17, 2015 08:26 PM (VviqM)


Oh yeah, lie to crazy.

That's how you wind up with your cat in a pot of boiling water on your stove.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 08:27 PM (dmQI5)

527 GHWB did everything he could to distance himself from Reagan after becoming president, be "his own man." It didn't work out too well for him or the country.

Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 08:28 PM (+jijM)

528 @526 or in a court battle to stop an abortion.

Posted by: Happy Thread? at September 17, 2015 08:29 PM (n/3Xe)

529 It's not the size of Dana's head that is the problem. It's her giant forehead.

Maybe she has relatives from Metaluna.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2015 08:29 PM (W5DcG)

530 >>>> 521 NEVER stick your dick in crazy.

Nah, go ahead and stick your dick in, just don't tell crazy your dick's real name or where your dick lives.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 17, 2015 08:26 PM (VviqM)

-------

Nah, won't work. Crazy will follow you home and already knows your real name bc she lifted your wallet when Crazy was blowing you.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 08:30 PM (y4bHB)

531 Trump's hair didn't sign a loyalty pledge.

Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at September 17, 2015 08:30 PM (ZufZo)

532 528 @526 or in a court battle to stop an abortion.
Posted by: Happy Thread? at September 17, 2015 08:29 PM (n/3Xe)


Can you even do that?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 08:30 PM (dmQI5)

533 elle you know this how

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 08:30 PM (Uk9e2)

534 It cracks me up when people get the vapors when there is talk about shutting down the government. Shutting it down means not expanding it. Of course, TFG took full advantage of that farce but using it as a weapon and blaming the R's for it.

I believe that if you actually shut down 50% of government (excluding military) then we would only be better off for it.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:31 PM (ZFPMM)

535 Christian Okoye: A Football Life

Alternate title

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB touchdown!!

Posted by: Methos at September 17, 2015 08:31 PM (ZbV+0)

536 I think Feh just called me crazy?

I'M NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 08:33 PM (y4bHB)

537 NEVER stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September

Or give her your phone number

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 08:33 PM (2wfWs)

538 534 It cracks me up when people get the vapors when there is talk about shutting down the government. Shutting it down means not expanding it. Of course, TFG took full advantage of that farce but using it as a weapon and blaming the R's for it.

I believe that if you actually shut down 50% of government (excluding military) then we would only be better off for it.


The real fear is that people might come to realize the federal government is largely unnecessary for most everything.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 08:33 PM (dmQI5)

539 O/T

One of the funniest Key and Peele eps ever:

http://tinyurl.com/o7wccfr

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2015 08:33 PM (FsuaD)

540 GOP makes Trump sign a loyalty pledge. Did they get them for everyone else?

As I said then: ask Lisa Murkowski about loyalty pledges.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2015 08:34 PM (2Ocf1)

541 My bull shit meter reads off the chart.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 17, 2015 08:34 PM (jJRIy)

542 527 GHWB did everything he could to distance himself from Reagan after becoming president, be "his own man." It didn't work out too well for him or the country.
Posted by: bergerbilder at September

Did you read his lips?.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 08:35 PM (2wfWs)

543 lol

you're not the Toronto girl in the cloche hat, are you

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 08:36 PM (Uk9e2)

544 >>>> My bullshit meter reads off the chart.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 17, 2015 08:34 PM (jJRIy)

---

Why? Were you talking to yourself again?

jk

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 08:36 PM (y4bHB)

545 So, Hershall Walker is on now. promoting UFC. Man that guy could run.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 08:36 PM (Ii765)

546 541 My bull shit meter reads off the chart.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 17, 2015 08:34 PM (jJRIy)

Of course it does Nipster.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 08:37 PM (2wfWs)

547 And since it came up, if any of you Morons in the Corpus Christi area bump into this dude (see link), he is a sex offender absconder and likely murderer with outstanding felony warrants in Colorado (El Paso County). Considered dangerous. He has probably lost quite a bit of weight since this photo was taken and not in good health rumor has it.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qhp8m43

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 08:37 PM (NeFrd)

548 hell I'd be happy with 60% gone

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 08:37 PM (Uk9e2)

549 I just got this email from John McCain

"My Friend,

During last night's Republican presidential debate the country had a chance to see the Lindsey Graham I have gotten to know so well over the years - smart, witty, and ready to lead.

Lindsey presented a clear path to strengthen our military and defeat ISIL. He is the only candidate for president who is ready to be Commander in Chief on Day One.

I hope you will read some of the debate highlights from last night and then stand with me in supporting Lindsey by making a financial contribution to his campaign.

Sincerely,

John McCain "

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:39 PM (bYGAR)

550 No, I'm far worse than her

:-)

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 08:39 PM (y4bHB)

551 Uncle Sugar is very necessary for a lot of people. Welfare and SS and Medicare. But those don't get shut off in a "shutdown".

Now, a real shutdown of welfare, and the cities would be burning in a few days. That's my end game economic collapse scenario. They'll do anything to keep those checks flowing and the EBT cards working, and the final step of that will be raw printing. If the Fed won't play ball (it will, I'm sure), they'll roll over it and do it anyway via several means.

You may think I'm exaggerating about the cities burning. I'm not. They will burn that mothafucka down if the EBT dries up. If they had to, I'm sure they'd priortize that over even Medicare and SS. Let the geezers starve/die before they cut off the younger ones who can riot and burn.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 08:39 PM (dvuhZ)

552 The real fear is that people might come to realize the federal government is largely unnecessary for most everything. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 08:33 PM (dmQI5)
-------------
Shit. Who's going to spend your money, plebe? You? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: nameless government bureaucrat at September 17, 2015 08:39 PM (KlVdw)

553 534 It cracks me up when people get the vapors when there is talk about shutting down the government.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:31 PM (ZFPMM)


Every Friday evening, Mark Levin begins his radio show by pointing out that the government has shut down for the weekend.

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

554 525 When watch futball, I watch the Viking's or the Huskers. And then I only cheer for my team. I don't know about you other guy's. But don't the ------- suck?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September

The Vikequuens suck almost as bad as da Bears. And boy do we miss Bo At Nebraska

Posted by Packer & Badger Guy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 08:40 PM (2wfWs)

555 And now Dolph Lundgren, Man LA has good local TV. I will end you.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 08:41 PM (Ii765)

556 Tonight our proud sponsor is Butterfingers.

Posted by: Chiefs' redzone offense at September 17, 2015 08:41 PM (xzGte)

557 just don't tell crazy your dick's real name or where your dick lives

====

nobody knows my little game
rumpledforeskin is my name

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 17, 2015 08:41 PM (Cq0oW)

558 I was just thinking about the $20 gold piece buying a good suit in 1920 today as well... and how the price of that same piece of gold is still the same amount as a good suit.

So, no one has an explanation for me as to how running as a third party would benefit any of the people currently running, given their current numbers... and why wouldn't someone who is not running not just enter the race?

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 08:42 PM (teYv/)

559 >>During last night's Republican presidential debate the country had a chance to see the Lindsey Graham I have gotten to know so well over the years - smart, witty, and ready to lead.


....and a good cuddler. amirite, Juan?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 08:42 PM (NOIQH)

560 nobody knows my little game
rumpledforeskin is my name

***


LOL

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 08:42 PM (NeFrd)

561 making a financial contribution to his campaign.

Sincerely,

John McCain "
-------
Serious Lauren?

The only way I help,Surrender Graham is piss on him when he's parched

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 08:43 PM (2wfWs)

562 maybe, publius

do ebt slave votes outnumber ss/m votes?

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 08:44 PM (Uk9e2)

563 Jane - that was hilarious!

Here is one for the ettes - Alex Skarlatos, National Guardsman that was one of the guys who foiled the terrorist attack on a French train. He has never danced before and this is his first performance on DWTS.


http://tinyurl.com/oldkgjo

What a cutey!

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:44 PM (ZFPMM)

564 So Dolph say's he is shooting Kindergarten 2. It's a brain tumor

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 08:45 PM (Ii765)

565 "They will burn that mothafucka down if the EBT dries up."


At least the liquor stores will get a break as the grocery stores move up the "food chain."

Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 08:46 PM (+jijM)

566 Cool beanies...I love guessing games...try this one on:

Lindsey Graham goes third party and names John McCain as his running mate. McCain is polling like a lead pipe in the deep end of the swimming pool for his upcoming Senate race, and those two are thick as thieves.

Posted by: OrsonSnow at September 17, 2015 08:46 PM (xUg0d)

567 I just got this email from John McCain

I got one of those Graham-entum emails, too.

It feels great to send that shit to the spam folder.

Posted by: Methos at September 17, 2015 08:46 PM (ZbV+0)

568
>>>I just got this email from John McCain...
Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:39 PM (bYGAR)<<<




Really, John. After all my help and support during your '08 run?

Why not support the girl who actually has a shot at this, instead of the one that has no chance in Hell?



Posted by: Carly Fiorina at September 17, 2015 08:46 PM (xzGte)

569

Prolly, it's not any of the people getting vapors --- only those being shut-down afraid the people will realize DC is no value to them.... and, of course, their lackeys, the media.




Posted by: Ralph at September 17, 2015 08:46 PM (KtxUt)

570 How about, "what's you're favorite sit-com theme song?"
Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 08:22 PM (+jijM)

Easy. the Jeffersons. Next question.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 08:47 PM (AkOaV)

571 >>> It's not the size of Dana's head that is the problem. It's her giant forehead.<<<

Her forehead is nothing in comparison to Peyton Manning's gargantuan forehead. It's tremendously yuge!

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2015 08:47 PM (3tjn4)

572 Starve the Court.

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 08:48 PM (Uk9e2)

573 Peyton has a five-head.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 17, 2015 08:48 PM (zyIlW)

574 Ok, so this is funny. A strip club got shut down, but it took a very strangely long time to complete the investiagtion. Why?

"The investigation that we've done indicates that the narcotics officers in there spent a small fortune on lap dances and bottle service and VIP visits," Hoeme said."

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:49 PM (bYGAR)

575 Ever notice those "snarl" cartilages on the sides of her nose?


Posted by: Ralph at September 17, 2015 08:49 PM (KtxUt)

576 Dana Perino: I Think Someone Might Run Third Party

----

*whistles jauntily*

Posted by: Pander Bear Party at September 17, 2015 08:49 PM (PEFlK)

577 With my new HD big screen TV I was finally able to make out the tattoo on Peyton's forehead.


Goodyear™

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 08:49 PM (NeFrd)

578 Peyton's head is freakish.

Posted by: zombie John Merrick at September 17, 2015 08:49 PM (xzGte)

579 WTF is a snarl cartilage?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 17, 2015 08:50 PM (zyIlW)

580 562: In the end, votes won't matter. Rather than holding it together for the next election, it will be holding it together for one more week, tapering down to one more day. It will be execute the bug-out plans for the elite.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 08:50 PM (dvuhZ)

581 >>Here is one for the ettes - Alex Skarlatos

Wow, adorable!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 08:51 PM (NOIQH)

582 Good God, when will McCain dry up and blow away? Just marry Lindsey already and make it official. Hell, I'd even send a wedding gift if they both promise to never hold or run for public office again.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:51 PM (ZFPMM)

583 WTF is a snarl cartilage?


****


aka a dimple. Some people find them endearing.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 08:51 PM (NeFrd)

584 How about, "what's you're favorite sit-com theme song?"
Posted by: bergerbilder

The Wayans Brothers!
"We're brothers.
We're happy
And we're singin'
And we're colored!
Give me a high five!"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 17, 2015 08:52 PM (PEFlK)

585 Dana Perino is just another pretty face for the GOPe.

Posted by: cm9000 at September 17, 2015 08:52 PM (hs7es)

586 w about, "what's you're favorite sit-com theme song?"
Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 08:22 PM (+jijM)

Easy. the Jeffersons. Next question.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 08:47 PM (AkOaV)


That was my first choice. Next would be "Married, with children."

Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 08:52 PM (+jijM)

587 Perino is a Bush ass-sniffer and as such is worse than any Liberal out there. Anyone who still supports the regime she was part of is crap.

Posted by: Chris Vaughn at September 17, 2015 08:52 PM (Bcqod)

588 574 Ok, so this is funny. A strip club got shut down, but it took a very strangely long time to complete the investiagtion. Why?

"The investigation that we've done indicates that the narcotics officers in there spent a small fortune on lap dances and bottle service and VIP visits," Hoeme said."
Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:49 PM (bYGAR)
______________

He was being very thorough... cavity searches can take a long time!

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 08:53 PM (teYv/)

589 Syrian Teen Builds Clock, Beheaded For Witchcraft

http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/09/teen-clock-science/

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 17, 2015 08:53 PM (zyIlW)

590 maybe it's my imagination

but all the Courtier vapor fainting will result in them saying "you angry serfs, grow up or leave Important Stuff to those who will be clever"

they will never understand, because their success is so dependent on their Courtier solidarity, that maturity is the bride of independence

they will never recognize that their accusations of immaturity come from ... their own immaturity

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 08:53 PM (Uk9e2)

591 Denver fans- be sure to stay late after the game. The team will be sponsoring a special showing of Gone With The Wind in the south end zone. Projected on Peyton's forehead.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 08:54 PM (NeFrd)

592 I'm done with Peyton and his forehead and the horrible Broncos. I hate John Elway. He was a good quarterback. He's a terrible GM. I'm tired of backing losers. Trump would be a great GM. He should buy a sports team

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 08:54 PM (y4bHB)

593 i can see Jeb! going 3rd party...

after all, if he can't throw the election as the GOPe nominee, the next best thing is to siphon off votes from whomever is nominated.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 17, 2015 08:54 PM (HC/uy)

594 Trump's hair is going third party.

Posted by: eman at September 17, 2015 08:54 PM (gJ6XE)

595 Favorite Theme Song: Taxi

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 08:54 PM (teYv/)

596 While most quarterbacks play football in four dimensions, Peyton Manning's freakish temporal lobe coexists in 8-d dimensions simultaneously.

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2015 08:55 PM (3tjn4)

597 Third party? Rand, of course.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 17, 2015 08:55 PM (PEFlK)

598 SMFH - Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
The last line is golden.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 08:56 PM (NOIQH)

599
anyone watch The Bastard Executioner?

it's made by the guys who made Sons Of Anarchy -- I'm watching it now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 08:56 PM (oz/VB)

600 HaHa, Headline at Drudge... Hillary cannot name her own most important accomplishment as Sec of State. ON CNN with Wolf Blitzer. Ruh Roh...

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 08:56 PM (teYv/)

601 Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 17, 2015 08:56 PM (PEFlK)

602 592: Trump did own a sports team. New Jersey Generals I believe.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 08:57 PM (ucDmr)

603 Can we behead them, you know, like our enemies do?
I mean right here, Chicago, or whatever Deep Blue City?
After full=trial with the court-appointed, or freebooting, advocate, due discovery, investigation, appeals at the taxpayer's expense, the NYT taking up the "cause", Prezint L'il Syed Skylophage intoning, "The sex crimes division acted stupidly", and the Lame Stream Media nearly convincing all of you that it's just cultural, man, not a matter of right or wrong, or consent vs. rape.

Posted by: Like a character from the Rev. Chas. Dodgson at September 17, 2015 08:57 PM (n/3Xe)

604 592 I'm done with Peyton and his forehead and the horrible Broncos. I hate John Elway. He was a good quarterback. He's a terrible GM. I'm tired of backing losers. Trump would be a great GM. He should buy a sports team
Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 08:54 PM (y4bHB)

He would have fantastic personnel,and a yuuge payroll. Amirite?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 08:58 PM (2wfWs)

605 HaHa, Headline at Drudge... Hillary cannot name her own most important accomplishment as Sec of State. ON CNN with Wolf Blitzer. Ruh Roh...

Posted by: Auntie Doodles

Well, that stupid bitch Fiorina is telling everyone collecting frequent flier miles is not an accomplishment, so I'm stumped.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at September 17, 2015 08:58 PM (PEFlK)

606 Favorite Theme Song: Taxi

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 08:54 PM (teYv/)


Welcome Back seems best to me.

Posted by: cm9000 at September 17, 2015 08:58 PM (hs7es)

607 >>>anyone watch The Bastard Executioner?

it's made by the guys who made Sons Of Anarchy -- I'm watching it now.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 08:56 PM (oz/VB)<<<




Yes. I'm very interested in what happens with that feller and his sheep. His beautiful, beautiful sheep.

Posted by: Thad Cochran (R-tard, MS) at September 17, 2015 08:58 PM (xzGte)

608 570 How about, "what's you're favorite sit-com theme song?"
Posted by: bergerbilder at September 17, 2015 08:22 PM (+jijM)

Easy. the Jeffersons. Next question.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 08:47 PM (AkOaV)


That was a cover. Here's the original version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UKot0qIFb4

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

609 But, it's New Jersey so I'll cut Trump some slack. Is there anything good in New Jersey?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 08:59 PM (y4bHB)

610 Theme song to The Munsters. Get that song stuck in your head.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 08:59 PM (ZFPMM)

611 I think it's Romney who's looking at a third-party run. He kinda-sorta acted like he might be thinking about maybe going for the GOP nom, then suddenly went silent.

I think the GOPe is keeping him in reserve just in case they're not able to freeze Trump out in the end.

By keeping out of the GOP primaries, Romney neatly sidesteps all those "sore loser" laws, freeing him up to become the Great Gope Hope with a third-party run later.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 09:00 PM (wKc1L)

612 As much as I riff on Peyton Manning I really don't want to see him get hurt. He is so immobile in the pocket I wince every time he drops back to pass. Donkeys better get the running game geared up or it'll be a bloodbath.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:00 PM (NeFrd)

613
they're creepy and their kooky...

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 09:00 PM (oz/VB)

614 I know, terrible week of blogging.

Aww, poor li'l guy.... Perhaps the Nobel Prize for Literature will perk you up!

Posted by: Oxlo at September 17, 2015 09:00 PM (FcR7P)

615 it's made by the guys who made Sons Of Anarchy

Posted by: Soothsayer

I watched two full seasons of SOA waiting for something redeeming to happen.

Ugh.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 17, 2015 09:00 PM (PEFlK)

616 609: Short answer: No. Long answer: Fuck no.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 09:00 PM (ucDmr)

617 Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 08:54 PM (y4bHB)

You could still have Jay Cutler. Glad you don't

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:01 PM (2wfWs)

618 Well, that stupid bitch Fiorina is telling everyone collecting frequent flier miles is not an accomplishment, so I'm stumped.

Posted by: Hillary(!)

Loved that line by Fiorina last night. This is why I pray for a Fiorina and Clinton showdown at a debate. I don't see Carly backing off at all if face to face with Canckles. Epic.

Posted by: Cheri at September 17, 2015 09:01 PM (ZFPMM)

619 Ohhhhhhh, could be Jerry Brown!

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 17, 2015 09:01 PM (5HBd1)

620
Car 54 is one of the best, obviously.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 09:01 PM (oz/VB)

621 >>>> He would have fantastic personnel,and a yuuge payroll. Amirite?

---

Yeah MisHum, and he'd have so many victories that it'll make our heads spin. So many victories that we'll get tired of winning.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:01 PM (y4bHB)

622 Dukes of Hazzard theme song. Waylon Jennings

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 09:01 PM (AkOaV)

623
Hawaii five-0 when it zooms into McGarret

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 09:01 PM (oz/VB)

624 The best TV show theme (all shows) was that of Hawaii 5-0. The original one, not this new remake I've heard about, but never watched (don't think I've watched a network show in 10 years, if not longer).

The 5-0 theme just gets you excited and amped up. It brings back good memories. My father used to love to hate on Jack Lord, with his constant pretty boy posing and his hair. I mean, he loved to watch it just so he could rant about it.

Up there with 5-0 is the Rockford theme as well as the old Peter Gunn theme (which plays on MeTV late night, or it did before the last schedule change)


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 09:02 PM (dvuhZ)

625 Ace should have thrown up some elbows if he was gonna skip out early tonight.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2015 09:02 PM (z/Ubi)

626
"I empathize with Hillary Clinton".

"Bold women, women of power are scrutinized...differently".


H1b Carly?

No.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 17, 2015 09:03 PM (0dcbp)

627 Sounds like Alaska and Mississippi writ large-we'll show you hoi polloi who's the boss

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 17, 2015 09:03 PM (sqpGi)

628 625 Ace should have thrown up some elbows if he was gonna skip out early tonight.
Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2015 09:02 PM (z/Ubi)

ace (pbuh) can do what he wants.

He also seems to think that the week is over.

But no one will correct him and say, "ahem, Mr. Ewok Sir, there are "5" days in a typical work week. This isn't France, for godssake."

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 09:04 PM (AkOaV)

629 I posted this earlier,the Doritos fag pander got worse.

http://tinyurl.com/nq7vrwn

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2015 09:04 PM (sPO3u)

630 612 As much as I riff on Peyton Manning I really don't want to see him get hurt. He is so immobile in the pocket I wince every time he drops back to pass. Donkeys better get the running game geared up or it'll be a bloodbath.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:00 PM (NeFrd)



Some pass defense probably wouldn't hurt either. That line looks like a sieve.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2015 09:04 PM (z/Ubi)

631
Nelson Riddle's Batman.

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 09:04 PM (oz/VB)

632 >>The best TV show theme (all shows) was that of Hawaii 5-0. The original one, not this new remake.

Yep, the best.

Runners up for me are Buff TVS and Veronica Mars (love the Dandy Warhols).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 09:04 PM (NOIQH)

633 Peyton is going the way of Favre. He needs to retire already. He should have at the end of the last season. It's hard to watch him anymore.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:05 PM (y4bHB)

634
anyone watch The Bastard Executioner?

it's made by the guys who made Sons Of Anarchy -- I'm watching it now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 08:56 PM (oz/VB)








Just finished watching......it's bad. Ugh. Peggy Bundy's Slavic accent keeps lapsing into Bronx.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2015 09:05 PM (o98Jz)

635 HaHa, Headline at Drudge... Hillary cannot name her own most important accomplishment as Sec of State. ON CNN with Wolf Blitzer. Ruh Roh...

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 08:56 PM (teYv/)


PEREGRUZKA!!!

That was easy.

Sure, she fucked up the simple translation of one single word into a language that the state department had to communicate with and spy in for over 50 years ... but it's still a hell of an accomplishment. People will still be laughing about that 1000 years from now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2015 09:05 PM (zc3Db)

636
Peg Bundy is in this?? You're shitting me.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 09:06 PM (oz/VB)

637 ♪♪♫♪
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip...


just sayin'.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:06 PM (NeFrd)

638 >>Peg Bundy is in this?? You're shitting me.

She's married to the creator.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 09:07 PM (NOIQH)

639 Peyton is going the way of Favre.

Penis pics , eh?

smh

Posted by: Mortimer at September 17, 2015 09:07 PM (0dcbp)

640 633 Peyton is going the way of Favre. He needs to retire already. He should have at the end of the last season. It's hard to watch him anymore.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:05 PM (y4bHB)



I'll say this though. Brett Favre played up the "I might retire" egomaniac love of the media crap for several years. Peyton hasn't done that. Others have speculated "will this be the last season?" but there was never anything from him.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2015 09:07 PM (z/Ubi)

641
Peg Bundy is married to God?

Again, you're shitting me?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 09:08 PM (oz/VB)

642 Speaking of Jack Lord, while it hasn't been confirmed, everyone is sure he had rheumatoid arthritis (which I have, and sort of empathize). He had this crazy way of a holding a gun, in one had, and holding the wrist with the other. And if you watch the details of his mannerisms, you can see he's screaming (my joints are killing me!) I recognize the little things, now.

They also were considering him for the role of Capt. Kirk. Beam me up, Dano! Or, "Book him, Scotty!"

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 09:08 PM (dvuhZ)

643 People will still be laughing about that 1000 years from now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Why is the caliphate teaching US/Russian history?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 17, 2015 09:09 PM (PEFlK)

644 Peg Bundy is married to God?

***

God never scored four touchdowns in one game!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:09 PM (NeFrd)

645 Ugh - the show's creator, Kurt Sutter.
Always figured that's why she wasn't offed in the 1st season of SOA.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 09:09 PM (NOIQH)

646 Three's Company had a catchy sounding theme song.

Come and knock on my door . . . Something like that.

My parents used to watch that as their guilty pleasure and would let me watch along. I didn't know that gay people existed until that show

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:09 PM (y4bHB)

647
I loved when Steve McGarret would juggle the piece of chalk in his hand while explaining the plan of action to his men.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 09:10 PM (oz/VB)

648 Get Smart theme.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2015 09:11 PM (W5DcG)

649 Theme from "Mr. Lucky"

Posted by: Ralph at September 17, 2015 09:11 PM (KtxUt)

650 Big 'uns.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 17, 2015 09:11 PM (PEFlK)

651 Well if it is Bush, which I doubt because he is too much of a sissy boy to do that, then we don't have to wait around anymore. We have our Casus belli for war....

Although I am frankly at the point that forming a new party is a given. You know if Trump really wanted to screw the GOP he should just use his money and contacts to form a new political party, and then invite the entire Tea Party, and numerous conservatives like Jeff Sessions, Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, and anyone else etc. to join...then step out of the way, or make it into a reality TV series, and wait for his statue to be erected in DC. The party would be patriotic, populist, financially responsible, free market, but would owe nothing to crony capitalist, internationalist, and wall street.

This would put the donor class in a no win position and force them to accept the new powers that be in the new party, OR beg the Democrats to let them in which will cause the Democrats to break up if they do let them in.







Posted by: William Eaton at September 17, 2015 09:11 PM (q52Ma)

652 The best TV show theme (all shows) was that of Hawaii 5-0. The original one, not this new remake.

The Wild Wild West
Route 66
Perry Mason

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 17, 2015 09:12 PM (Nwg0u)

653 Hooters Hooters Yum Yum Yum

Hooters Hooters On A Girl That's Dumb

Posted by: Bundy Family Creedo at September 17, 2015 09:12 PM (z/Ubi)

654 >>>How about, "what's you're favorite sit-com theme song?"<<<

Quincy Jones - The Streetbeater

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2015 09:13 PM (3tjn4)

655 Oooh, Wild Wild West is another good one.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 09:14 PM (NOIQH)

656 Hey hey, we're the Monkees. People say we monkey around. I liked that one too. Sooth probably hates that one.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:14 PM (y4bHB)

657 Mission Impossible

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 17, 2015 09:14 PM (Nwg0u)

658 themes to Cheers, Mash, Andy Griffith

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 09:14 PM (Uk9e2)

659 Dial M for Murder - Count Basie

Posted by: Ralph at September 17, 2015 09:14 PM (KtxUt)

660 theme from Bonanza

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:14 PM (NeFrd)

661 Funniest song? "Hail to the Chief" regarding TFG.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 17, 2015 09:15 PM (PEFlK)

662 Mission Impossible was good, too, but my fave.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2015 09:15 PM (NOIQH)

663 F-troop
Underdog's Gopher Indians.
May I humbly submit for your consideration, Fellow Morons, and the Great Val of the Pixy, Ace (let us serve Ace).

Posted by: The Falls of St. Anthony at September 17, 2015 09:15 PM (n/3Xe)

664 The A-Team

**gunshots to create logo**

**start music**

Posted by: I love it when a theme song comes together at September 17, 2015 09:15 PM (xzGte)

665 Basie!

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 09:15 PM (Uk9e2)

666 "The 5-0 theme just gets you excited and amped up. It brings back good memories. "


Not a sitcom, but, "Miami Vice."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 09:15 PM (rL/f+)

667 Time out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:15 PM (vM+YG)

668 I used to love Quincy. And I wanted to be a M.E. when I grew up. Until I learned that you had to go do (roughly) the same amount of school and work that a doc that works on living people had to do. That never made any sense to me.

Well hell why not be a living person doc then?

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at September 17, 2015 09:16 PM (VNgld)

669

Actually, oddly enough, I do not hate the Monkees.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 09:16 PM (oz/VB)

670 >> Could she mean Bush? Could she possibly mean that Bush is considering a third party run?

Bwahahaha. Oh no not Bush/Crist 2016! No one can stop that! Except most candidates and even in Florida...

Posted by: Severely Conservative at September 17, 2015 09:16 PM (p6UPL)

671 I always liked the Baretta theme, Keep Your Eye On the Sparrow.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 17, 2015 09:16 PM (Nwg0u)

672
Worst TV intro?

Friends.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 09:17 PM (oz/VB)

673 Welcome Back Kotter.

Always makes me smile when I hear it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 17, 2015 09:17 PM (zyIlW)

674 John Kerry is warning North Korea that there will be consequences if they pursue nuclear weapons.



Sadly, such threats ring hollow when the Commander-in-chief is kind of a pussy.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2015 09:17 PM (AC0lD)

675 Has anyone mentioned Sanford & Son?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:17 PM (NeFrd)

676 Soothsayer, I'll be there for you.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 17, 2015 09:18 PM (PEFlK)

677 Here I come to save the day!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 17, 2015 09:18 PM (Nwg0u)

678 agreed Friends song sucked

theme from Jeopardy makes me suicidal

Posted by: Feh at September 17, 2015 09:18 PM (Uk9e2)

679 657: Mission Impossible, yes! I completely forgot about that, dammit. In my list, put that second, behind Hawaii 5-0. You know, they ruined MI with the movies. They said they wanted Peter Graves to play Phelps again in the first movie, and he turned it down in disgust after reading the scrip. Martin Landau did much the same.

The say Greg Morris walked out of the premiere, as well. They were just disgusted at watching their masterpiece ruined.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 09:18 PM (dvuhZ)

680 Well hell why not be a living person doc then?>>>

The malpractice insurance is cheaper.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 17, 2015 09:18 PM (HhwmG)

681 Broncos my my little dirty tonight

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:18 PM (vM+YG)

682 John Kerry is warning North Korea that there will be consequences if they pursue nuclear weapons.

----

I'll send Kenny Loggins to serenade you!

Posted by: John Kerry at September 17, 2015 09:19 PM (PEFlK)

683 Sure, she fucked up the simple translation of one
single word into a language that the state department had to communicate
with and spy in for over 50 years ... but it's still a hell of an
accomplishment. People will still be laughing about that 1000 years
from now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2015 09:05 PM (zc3Db)


And I think the reason it got screwed up is that Hillary couldn't trust ANY of the dedicated Russian linguists in either State or the CIA to do the translation, even though both those Agencies had experts in every Russian sub-dialect in the USSR, because all those translator/linguists were suspect because they had been working against the Communist Party for years!

So off to GoogleTranslate it was!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2015 09:19 PM (ftVQq)

684 682,

Ha!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 17, 2015 09:19 PM (zyIlW)

685 Miami Vice is great except Ace ruined it with the Rubio speedboat post. All I think of his horrible Rubio when I hear that.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:19 PM (y4bHB)

686 give that Rodman character a guitar, stat

Posted by: Lord Kerry of the Asschequer at September 17, 2015 09:20 PM (Uk9e2)

687 UFO had a great theme,great opening credits.1980!

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2015 09:21 PM (sPO3u)

688
Green Acres is fun.

Andy Griffith Show whistling is annoying.

Petticoat Junction is the cutest theme.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 09:21 PM (oz/VB)

689 Broncos give KC a short field. KC says "Thank you very much!" 7-0

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:21 PM (NeFrd)

690 They play Get Smart here, but only at 1 in the morning. Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 09:21 PM (Ii765)

691

Sadly, such threats ring hollow when the Commander-in-chief is kind of a pussy.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2015

Kind of a pussy? I would say President Pussy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:21 PM (vM+YG)

692 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...

Posted by: Mr. Rogers at September 17, 2015 09:21 PM (PEFlK)

693 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2015 09:22 PM (KCxzN)

694 Dear Univ of Louisville,


Those uniforms are hurting my eyes.



Sincerely,

Posted by: Country Singer at September 17, 2015 09:22 PM (nL0sw)

695 687 Here it is.

http://youtu.be/8CvURidpkCY

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2015 09:22 PM (sPO3u)

696 American Idol closing song to the loser was pretty bad too.
You had a bad day song.

Bad, bad song

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:22 PM (y4bHB)

697 I liked The Hill Street Blues theme, too.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 17, 2015 09:22 PM (Nwg0u)

698 "Ace ruined it with the Rubio speedboat post."



I liked it. Still cracks me up. "Rubio Vice."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 09:22 PM (rL/f+)

699 Who doesn't love the song on COPS?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 17, 2015 09:23 PM (PEFlK)

700 Worst theme song?


Tellitubbies.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:23 PM (NeFrd)

701

How about the Incredible Hulk theme?!?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 09:23 PM (oz/VB)

702 673 Welcome Back Kotter.

Always makes me smile when I hear it.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 17, 2015 09:17 PM (zyIlW)


I didn't really care a lot for that song, but John Sebastian had several good hits with the Lovin' Spoonful in the mid-60s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpZI8biFsn8

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

703 hroth I have a very good source tell me the Russian fluency at State is about nil - ditto for major news outlets save Reuters

Obsma's courtiers don't even know what the Russians are fucking saying

Posted by: Lord Kerry of the Asschequer at September 17, 2015 09:24 PM (Uk9e2)

704 Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n' Dale's Rescue Rangers!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 17, 2015 09:24 PM (PEFlK)

705 My favorite sitcom/song was I Married Dora.

A truly inspirational show.

Posted by: Juan Ellis Bush at September 17, 2015 09:25 PM (xzGte)

706 699 Who doesn't love the song on COPS?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September

Taz him, taz him.
I yell at the Cops all the time on that show

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:25 PM (vM+YG)

707 Why is Muldoon watching Telletubbies?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:25 PM (y4bHB)

708 #658: Hey, do you know the story behind the M*A*S*H* theme? It's actually really interesting.

When Robert Altman was making the movie, he wanted a really sappy, maudlin, over-the-top depressive song for the "ritual suicide" scene. He took all sorts of pitches from a whole bunch of professional songwriters, but none of these quite fit his vision.

Then, he got to thinking, "Hey... I have a thirteen-year-old son! Nobody can do 'ridiculously mopey' like a boy that age."

So, he asked his son to try writing a song, and the kid basically just farted out Suicide Is Painless.

Of course, that song was just what Altman was looking for. And, since the kid got the songwriting credit, and the TV show used a version of that song as its theme, the kid actually made more money from M*A*S*H* than his famous father did.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 09:25 PM (wKc1L)

709 John Kerry is warning North Korea that there will be consequences if they pursue nuclear weapons.

Yeah- for us, dickwad.

Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2015 09:25 PM (FcR7P)

710 You know, thanks to MeTV, I discovered a bunch of the old shows from the 50s and 60s. It was like watching some of them first run.

I was thinking about that, sort of wondering. I am just getting so old? Or is it really the culture going to absolute hell. Every generation thinks that, but this time, I believe it is really true. Music and TV have just gone to absolute hell. All of it is crap, now. Mindless, lefty pushing crap.

The America I want is represented in the old shows, and that's not a bad thing at all, really. It really is going to crap.

Compare the women back then vs now. Modern, they think sexy is just slutty. Hell, no real difference from porn stars.

Watching MeTV sometimes, I get creeped out realizing I'm lusting after babes who are probably 80 or 90 now, if still alive. I look some of them up, and many are dead.

Like Yvonne Craig, Batgirl, who just passed.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 09:25 PM (dvuhZ)

711 hroth I have a very good source tell me the Russian fluency at State is about nil - ditto for major news outlets save Reuters

Obsma's courtiers don't even know what the Russians are fucking saying

---

Something about Putin's chiseled chest and vodka.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 17, 2015 09:26 PM (PEFlK)

712 I'm worried about Muldoon now watching Telletubbies

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:26 PM (y4bHB)

713 Best TV theme songs? Well if The Rockford Files hasn't been mentioned yet, well then, you all should be ashamed of yourselves. I would add Miami Vice, Barney Miller, and Firefly but The Rockford Files is the best.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2015 09:26 PM (pbKEy)

714 @707- Muldoon works with children. Children's parents sometimes bring music videos to calm the children while Muldoon does mean things to them. Teletubbies has a creepily mesmeizing effect on babies between 1 and 2 years old.

I much prefer Baby Mozart- very calming and visually appealing without any creepiness.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:27 PM (NeFrd)

715 710 It doesn't creep me out.Watch Rita Hayworth in Gilda and you wont care that she is long dead.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2015 09:27 PM (sPO3u)

716 How about the Incredible Hulk theme?!?

-
Yeah, I liked that, too. Bruce Banner walking away trying to thumb a ride and that mournful piano.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 17, 2015 09:27 PM (Nwg0u)

717
Ha! Great story about the MASH song.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 09:27 PM (oz/VB)

718 http://youtu.be/8CvURidpkCY

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2015 09:22 PM (sPO3u)

Do you remember Project UFO tv series from the late 70's? It only lasted a couple of seasons, but it was one of my favorites as a kid, like a Dragnet about Aliens.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 17, 2015 09:28 PM (VviqM)

719 I used to love Quincy. And I wanted to be a M.E. when I grew up. Until I learned that you had to go do (roughly) the same amount of school and work that a doc that works on living people had to do. That never made any sense to me.Well hell why not be a living person doc then?
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at September 17, 2015 09:16 PM (VNgld)

----------
Well, you don't have to worry about your bedside manner.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 17, 2015 09:28 PM (KlVdw)

720 **hangs humongous head in shame for throwing a pick 6**

Posted by: Peyton Manning at September 17, 2015 09:28 PM (xzGte)

721
Yvonne Craig is dead?

I didn't know that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 17, 2015 09:28 PM (oz/VB)

722 I Dream of Jeannie? Mesmerizing.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 17, 2015 09:28 PM (PEFlK)

723 Wheels up in 19 hours...

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2015 09:28 PM (/eN7v)

724 707 Why is Muldoon watching Telletubbies?
Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:25 PM (y4bHB)

Since he can't get a pony he lives his inner childhood thru that show.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:28 PM (vM+YG)

725 Ah, no longer worried about Muldoon watching telletubbies. I thought you were a heart doctor? Pediatric heart doctor?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:29 PM (y4bHB)

726 Oh no, Denver.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 09:29 PM (rL/f+)

727 I was thinking about that, sort of wondering. I am just getting so old? Or is it really the culture going to absolute hell.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)


Yes and yes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2015 09:29 PM (W5DcG)

728
The Blackadder theme. Because each season, the melody was the same but the style changed with the historical period setting.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2015 09:29 PM (o98Jz)

729 Yeah, I liked that, too. Bruce Banner walking away trying to thumb a ride and that mournful piano.

Posted by: The Great White Snark

Bruce!? It's Caitlyn now, dammit!

Posted by: It's Caitlyn now, dammit! at September 17, 2015 09:29 PM (PEFlK)

730 Jus' sayin', if you can't kill 'em all, you better have a boat, and a few head of good stock who could make the voyage, too.
Grass where you land, 'cuz even though you're an adult you can digest lactose... and you understand steel.
You are all armed and dangerous, and therefore you found the World's longest continuous consent-of-the-governed parliament.
Fish, sheep, freedom, strong women, arms and boats, grass, sufficient wood... and the consent of the governed.

Posted by: Just Another Kverkarhellir Guy at September 17, 2015 09:29 PM (n/3Xe)

731 >>>Teletubbies has a creepily mesmeizing effect on babies between 1 and 2 years old.

I much prefer Baby Mozart- very calming and visually appealing without any creepiness.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:27 PM (NeFrd)<<<




Slow down, I'm trying to find a pen and paper...

Posted by: Dingy Harry at September 17, 2015 09:29 PM (xzGte)

732 I second Rockford Files as best theme song, with Taxi as runner up.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 17, 2015 09:29 PM (VviqM)

733 John Kerry is warning North Korea that there will be consequences if they pursue nuclear weapons.
---------------

Really. They must be quaking in their boots after the way the last Clinton manhandled them.

Also, Obama might draw a Red Line. Heaven knows, that would frighten the most hardened despot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 09:30 PM (9mTYi)

734 Since he can't get a pony he lives his inner childhood thru that show.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:28 PM (vM+YG)

****

Hey, I'm right here!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:30 PM (NeFrd)

735 723 Wheels up in 19 hours...
Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2015

Stopping by here & dropping off Chis best friend?.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:31 PM (vM+YG)

736 is Daybrother ok?

and Lauren?

is there a full moon?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 09:31 PM (zOTsN)

737 On this lonely road, tryin' to make it home,

I always turned up the volume when Justified's song came on, but I couldn't understand half of it.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 17, 2015 09:31 PM (GzDYP)

738 Oh no,Phil Simms.Worse than John Gruden.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2015 09:31 PM (sPO3u)

739 "Wheels up in 19 hours..."


What is home base, Chi? Sorry, I should know that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 09:31 PM (rL/f+)

740 Suiicide is painless. One of the best movie song's evea. The Mash movie is the shit.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 09:31 PM (Ii765)

741 Also, Obama might draw a Red Line.

He draw around pretty mouth!

Posted by: Kim Il WHoever at September 17, 2015 09:32 PM (FcR7P)

742 Okay, awesome intro music- Deadwood


(also really like some of the closing credits pieces, Hog of the Forsaken, Walking the Dog, Mississippi John Hurt).

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:32 PM (NeFrd)

743 That's right. We haven't heard from Daybrother and the sounds of gunshots. Now worried about Daybrother. I think Lauren is okay all things considered.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:32 PM (y4bHB)

744 Yvonne Craig is dead?

I didn't know that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle


yeah, a few days ago

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2015 09:32 PM (KCxzN)

745 Hey, I'm right here!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September

There, there. It's alright Seamus

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:32 PM (vM+YG)

746 Obsma's courtiers don't even know what the Russians are fucking saying
--------------
Makes no difference. The intel folks would be telling this administration that the Russkies were going to invade the Baltic states, and the higher ups would just tell Obama that Russian unicorns just shit all over Lithuania, Estonia and Latvia. Then he would go golf.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 09:33 PM (9iR5/)

747 The best TV theme song?
*sneakily posts link to Rick Astley*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 17, 2015 09:33 PM (PEFlK)

748 Who doesn't love the song on COPS?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September

Taz him, taz him.
I yell at the Cops all the time on that show

-
True detective story. Advised a guy today. He got a little upset when his wife informed him she had chlamydia. He had kept Mr. Johnson in his trousers but his wife came down with VD. That's circumstantial evidence.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 17, 2015 09:33 PM (Nwg0u)

749 738 Oh no,Phil Simms. Worse than John Gruden.


That is scientifically impossible.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2015 09:33 PM (pbKEy)

750 And to stay on topic -

Someone had to have mentioned Shaft by now, yes?

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2015 09:33 PM (/eN7v)

751 #721: Yeah, it was pretty recent.

Incidentally, you know who she was married to for a while? Jimmy Boyd, best known as the kid who sang I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus and got excommunicated by the Catholic Church for it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 09:33 PM (wKc1L)

752 Dukes of Hazard been mentioned yet?



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2015 09:33 PM (AC0lD)

753 Daybrother check in please

cops are most likely to get killed responding to a domestic

unless they are in Ferguson


kidding

check in if you are ok

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 09:34 PM (zOTsN)

754 Okay, awesome intro music- Deadwood

----

*weeps gently*

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 17, 2015 09:34 PM (PEFlK)

755 Best TV theme song is Route 66

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 09:34 PM (Ii765)

756

Taz him, taz him.
I yell at the Cops all the time on that show

-
True detective story. Advised a guy today. He got a little upset when his wife informed him she had chlamydia. He had kept Mr. Johnson in his trousers but his wife came down with VD. That's circumstantial evidence.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 17, 2015 09:33 PM (Nwg0u)

Beyond a reasonable drip?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:34 PM (vM+YG)

757 "Okay, awesome intro music- Deadwood "

Good one. Didn't think of that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 09:35 PM (rL/f+)

758 Hey Morons and 'ettes, my niece Natalie was the Jeopardy champion tonight in case any of you watched. Pretty cool and she won $13K. Good to see that she has her uncles smarts...

Posted by: Timon at September 17, 2015 09:35 PM (ZDJwC)

759 Underdog's Gopher Indians.

Posted by: The Falls of St. Anthony


https://youtu.be/dHHrI47oE30

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2015 09:35 PM (W5DcG)

760 I have learned a new word:

Isonomy.

I wonder how we can make it come true?

"Isonomy NOW!"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2015 09:35 PM (3pRHP)

761 Posted by: Bob Dole at September 17, 2015 09:34 PM (PEFlK)

****


Don't worry Bob. The pilot episode was four hours long.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:35 PM (NeFrd)

762 I loved all the sad creepy music from True Detective the first season

perfect for the show

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 09:36 PM (zOTsN)

763 That's very cool, Timon. Good for her

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:36 PM (y4bHB)

764 I was thinking about that, sort of wondering. I am just getting so old? Or is it really the culture going to absolute hell.
---------------------

Decay leads to accelerated decay.
The underlying, stabilizing, social capital first becomes shaky, then the rate of collapse becomes catastrophic.

Speaking of which, today is/was Constitution Day. In schools across the land, teachers brought that to students attention, and pointed out the absolute importance of the document.

Okay, I made up that second sentence. In point of fact, Constitution Day was ignored/forgotten in nearly every school in the land.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 09:36 PM (9mTYi)

765 2nd place?
Has to go to Simon & Simon

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2015 09:37 PM (/eN7v)

766 nice Timon, she must be a smarty

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 09:37 PM (zOTsN)

767 The theme song of The Sopranos was one I always liked. Kind of a sitcom.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 09:37 PM (ucDmr)

768 #758: Well! Congratulations to Natalie! And to you, as well, as I'm guessing you've had some small bit of influence on her.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 09:37 PM (wKc1L)

769 Okay, I made up that second sentence. In point of fact, Constitution Day was ignored/forgotten in nearly every school in the land.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 09:36 PM (9mTYi)

What is this constitution you speak of?
Posted by: John Roberts & Anthony Kennedy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:38 PM (vM+YG)

770 Timon - Very GOOD! I watched. She did NOT press the button unless she knew the answer. Very well played. Kudos to her!.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 09:38 PM (9mTYi)

771 Portrait of Eddie's Father

'People let me tell you bout my best friend'

Posted by: Mortimer at September 17, 2015 09:39 PM (0dcbp)

772 Peyton Manning emigrated from Talos IV out of boredom when Christopher Pike shuffled off his mortal coil.

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2015 09:39 PM (3tjn4)

773 Hey Morons and 'ettes, my niece Natalie was the Jeopardy champion tonight in case any of you watched. Pretty cool and she won $13K. Good to see that she has her uncles smarts...
Posted by: Timon at September 17, 2015 09:35 PM (ZDJwC)

That is awesome! Will she be on again tomorrow?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 17, 2015 09:39 PM (GzDYP)

774 something like that

Posted by: Mortimer at September 17, 2015 09:39 PM (0dcbp)

775 Nice one timon!

Posted by: Prescient11 at September 17, 2015 09:39 PM (S85kT)

776 "What is this constitution you speak of?
Posted by: John Roberts"



I think he's doing a fine job.

Posted by: J. Bush at September 17, 2015 09:39 PM (rL/f+)

777 Cool timon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:40 PM (vM+YG)

778 I'll tell you what song sucks. The crap NBC plays before their Sunday night games.

Cheap MNF ripoff...

Oh, and fuck you E!SPN and your PC craziness for bouncing my intro. You deserve to suck with Chucky and some of the shittiest games on each weeks schedule.

Posted by: Hank Williams, Jr. at September 17, 2015 09:40 PM (xzGte)

779 I used to watch I Dream of Jeannie as a kid back in the 70s. Reruns after school. Also, Batman, and some others. Back then, of course, puberty hadn't kicked in and I just didn't realize what I was looking at. I mean, I learned some things, and knew there was something 'interesting" about Barbara Eden and Batgirl, and Mary Anne and Ginger, but just could put my finger on it.

But now, damn! Barbara Eden. And what's funny is JR Ewing as Tony, totally oblivious to Jeannie and her little hints. Good god man, are you gay! Went right over my little kid head back then.

But if I were Tony, good Lord. Barbara Eden calling me master? God A-mighty I'd have her doing some blinking, all right.

And another one, Elizabeth Montgomery. Damn, she was hot. And I read recently that she had 3 Hollywood mogul types absolutely wrapped around her fingers in her hayday.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 09:40 PM (dvuhZ)

780 MisHum,
Mom gets the pleasure of his company for a week. She thinks he's going to lay at the front door waiting for me the whole time.

Ricardo,
Norfolk, VA. Heading to Ft. Hood area.

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2015 09:40 PM (/eN7v)

781 And...the refs have had more huddles than either team tonight. And a crapload of really fucked up calls. KC and the Refs defeat the Donkeys tonight. I gave up watching.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 09:41 PM (9iR5/)

782 Good for her Timon!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:41 PM (NeFrd)

783 #767: Heheh. Local talk-radio host Peter Boyles has been using a certain Sopranos character as a clever nickname for Chris Christie, who resembles him... Big Pussy.

Station management has asked Boyles not to call Christie that anymore.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 09:41 PM (wKc1L)

784 Peyton looks like the alien that used to show up on the Simpsons back in the day.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 09:41 PM (ucDmr)

785 I think he's doing a fine job.
Posted by: J. Bush at September

Pick me, pick me
Posted by: Harriet Meyer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:41 PM (vM+YG)

786 Could it be.....


Dana Perino's dog!!!

Posted by: Jasper for prznit. Milkbones in every pot. at September 17, 2015 09:41 PM (DfCQN)

787 Wow this thread is still on top? Oh well
How is everyone doing this evening

I'm po'ed at my ISP

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 09:41 PM (2QXNW)

788 Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at September 17, 2015 09:42 PM (PHxng)

789 Holy shit is Andy Reid's first half clock management better than the Broncos'?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 09:42 PM (2QXNW)

790 "What is this constitution you speak of?
Posted by: John Roberts"

I think he's doing a fine job.
Posted by: J. Bush
-----

In 'Decision Points', Bush himself somewhat bitterly acknowledges that Roberts was misrepresented to him. He openly rued the Roberts nomination.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 09:42 PM (9mTYi)

791 oh wait never mind, time out

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 09:42 PM (2QXNW)

792 And RIP Martin Milner. Route 66, and Adam 12. And many movies in between.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 09:42 PM (Ii765)

793 Thats cool Timon!

Did the loser get the speech from Billy Madison?

"I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul"

Posted by: Mortimer at September 17, 2015 09:43 PM (0dcbp)

794 #771: You mean Herman?

And now we come back full-circle to another Munsters reference!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 09:43 PM (wKc1L)

795 TD Broncos- beat the blitz!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:43 PM (NeFrd)

796 Grams taking care of the grand-dogger. I sense a spoiled dog Chi

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:43 PM (vM+YG)

797 . I mean, I learned some things, and knew there was something 'interesting" about Barbara Eden and Batgirl, and Mary Anne and Ginger, but just could put my finger on it.

-
I still can't put my finger on it. They got restraining orders.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 17, 2015 09:43 PM (Nwg0u)

798 what did Trump say about muslims at a town hall today


twitter is whinging

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 09:44 PM (zOTsN)

799 The Muppets!

Posted by: Turd Froguson at September 17, 2015 09:44 PM (PEFlK)

800 771 Portrait of Eddie's Father

'People let me tell you bout my best friend'
Posted by: Mortimer
---------------------
I approve of this choice. Very much. I forgot all about that show...

Stay in school, kids! Don't do drugs!

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2015 09:45 PM (/eN7v)

801 I always love it when a ref starts a penalty call with "by rule" to let you know this call is by the books, unlike all those other calls he just pulled out of his ass.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 17, 2015 09:45 PM (VviqM)

802 In 'Decision Points', Bush himself somewhat bitterly acknowledges that Roberts was misrepresented to him. He openly rued the Roberts nomination.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September

After watching him last night, Jeb has certainly evolved

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:45 PM (vM+YG)

803 And another one, Elizabeth Montgomery. Damn, she was hot. And I read recently that she had 3 Hollywood mogul types absolutely wrapped around her fingers in her hayday.


Yup! She was smokin'. One of my favorite episodes of Twilight Zone is 'Two'. It was her and Charles Bronson. Great episode and she was gorgeous.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2015 09:46 PM (pbKEy)

804 Well that sounds about right, Broncos score a TD right after a Chiefs TD

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 09:46 PM (2QXNW)

805 Well that sounds about right, Broncos score a TD right after a Chiefs timeout

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 09:46 PM (2QXNW)

806 You can't take the sky from me.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris

*Takes sky from Gouverneur Morris*

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at September 17, 2015 09:46 PM (PEFlK)

807 I always love it when a ref starts a penalty call with "by rule" to let you know this call is by the books, unlike all those other calls he just pulled out of his ass.

****

I hate when an announcer says, "That was a good 'no-call'."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:46 PM (NeFrd)

808 I won't be a hypocrite for a second. I would vote third party or stay home if Jeb were nominated, so I get that much of it. What warms my heart is how Trump has ripped the masks off the likes of Kristol and Perino, hectoring us about sucking it up--and we did--to vote for McCain and Romney.

Now, with that out of the way, I doubt it is Jeb. This would wound George P. Not that he isn't wounded enough being a Bush, but this litter of feral maggots is delusional. I can see the Bush Litter working behind the scenes to push forward some Establishment hump like Romney to make a third party bid to help out Hillary.

The biggest mistake, and he later admitted it, Reagan made was amnesty in 1986. His second biggest mistake was GWHB. They both nearly are unforgivable.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 17, 2015 09:47 PM (pq97T)

809 ugh stupid internet

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 09:47 PM (2QXNW)

810 802: Yeb is a pastey ass fuck knuckle. Just go away.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 09:47 PM (ucDmr)

811 798
what did Trump say about muslims at a town hall today





twitter is whinging

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 09:44 PM (zOTsN)

Flak is heaviest over the target

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 17, 2015 09:47 PM (Dth0i)

812 That is awesome! Will she be on again tomorrow?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 17, 2015 09:39 PM (GzDYP)

She'll be on tomorrow and I had absolutely no influence on her whatsoever since my sister moved to Nebraska with her 12 years ago.

If I had spoken with her I would have told her that if she didn't know the final jeopardy question that she should write "who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen". Alas, I never got the chance. It was pretty cool though. My sister (her mom) told me tonight that it was extremely difficult not to tell everyone that she won. She only had 15 minutes to change and film the next episode. She still wouldn't tell me how she did. We'll see tomorrow.

Posted by: Timon at September 17, 2015 09:47 PM (ZDJwC)

813 >>>Well that sounds about right, Broncos score a TD right after a Chiefs TD


Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 09:46 PM (2QXNW)<<<

That sounds about right, a chemjeff post right after a chemjeff post.

Posted by: Pixy's ironic hamsters at September 17, 2015 09:47 PM (xzGte)

814 See the clock, be the clock.,unless you're a muzzie bastard

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:47 PM (vM+YG)

815 Iconic TV theme songs?

The intro to the Howdy Doody Show

http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfypod

Lawn. Off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 09:48 PM (9mTYi)

816 >>>Well that sounds about right, Broncos score a TD right after a Chiefs TD


Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 09:46 PM (2QXNW)<<<

That sounds about right, a chemjeff post right after a chemjeff post.



(this is intentional)

Posted by: Pixy's ironic hamsters at September 17, 2015 09:48 PM (xzGte)

817 Damn it... missed it.

Posted by: Pixy's ironic hamsters at September 17, 2015 09:48 PM (xzGte)

818 Turnover! Broncos at the 15 yard line!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:48 PM (NeFrd)

819 Barabara Eden has really pretty eyes. I love Larry Hagman.. I think he died though. That's another one my parents used to let me watch with them. Dallas was awesome. That's a great opening song too. I can still hear it.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:48 PM (y4bHB)

820 Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at September 17, 2015 09:42 PM

dammit, Gouverneur, I've been on the verge of binge-watching the entire Firefly series for weeks & this is not helping...

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2015 09:49 PM (KCxzN)

821 "Norfolk, VA. Heading to Ft. Hood area."


Ahhhh....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 09:49 PM (rL/f+)

822 Reagan picked GHW to make peace with the establishment that hated him.Yeah ,it was a big mistake.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2015 09:49 PM (sPO3u)

823 Best song: Rat Patrol

Posted by: Jean at September 17, 2015 09:49 PM (ztOda)

824 Theme from Victory at Sea. They don't make 'em like that any more.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 17, 2015 09:50 PM (XUMZv)

825 #797: Well, let's see...

Barbara Eden... that's technically two first names...

Yvonne Craig... two first names... played Barbara Gordon... also two first names!

Mary Anne... two first names... was played by Dawn Wells... Oh, only one first name there.

But then you have Ginger Grant... two first names... played by Tina Louise... also two first names!

Why'd you have to throw off the good theory I was working on, Dawn Wells?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 09:50 PM (wKc1L)

826 77 (snap snap) Sunset Strip

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2015 09:51 PM (DiZBp)

827 I think Eden and Montgomery were both big lefties.Barbara Eden did an appearance with Bubba in her Genie costume iirc.He probably nailed her.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2015 09:51 PM (sPO3u)

828 Lawn. Off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 09:48 PM (9mTYi)


Wasn't there a Third Man TV series, based on the movie by that name, that used the same zither instrumental as theme music?


And i recall that Dragnet had a pretty memorable theme, too. And "77 Sunset Strip".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 09:51 PM (7MWCL)

829 So Andy Reid has found a different way to fuck up clock management

Ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:51 PM (vM+YG)

830 Can still hear GHWB screaming incoherently about voodoo economics. What a turd.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 09:51 PM (ucDmr)

831 Best song: Rat Patrol

****


Truth be told, I would rather have a Jeep with a machine gun mounted in the back than a pony.



Unless the pony had a machine gun mounted in the back.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:51 PM (NeFrd)

832 well, I don't have any service from my ISP this evening, so I have to tether off my cell phone. which is sloooow and also why I am really hoping for a new thread soon so I don't have to reload an 800+ comment thread much longer.

it is teh suq

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 09:52 PM (2QXNW)

833 I always liked Samantha from Bewitched. I really didn't notice that they switched Darrin's, she was so hot.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 09:52 PM (Ii765)

834 Favorite theme song? Get Smart

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2015 09:52 PM (3pRHP)

835 MH yup - Chiefs defensive timeout, then Broncos TD, then Broncos interception + TD

they should just make a special rule, Chiefs don't get any timeouts, it would work out for the best in the long run

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 09:53 PM (2QXNW)

836
Theme from Victory at Sea. They don't make 'em like that any more.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 17, 2015 09:50 PM (XUMZv)

Boy do you ever have that right. Fantastic music and an American Navy that understood the concept of winning!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 17, 2015 09:53 PM (ftVQq)

837 Courtship of Eddie's Father

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2015 09:53 PM (W5DcG)

838 Barbara Eden did an appearance with Bubba in her Genie costume iirc.He probably nailed her.

NO.

A just God wouldn't let that happen!

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 17, 2015 09:53 PM (dmQI5)

839 Unless the pony had a machine gun mounted in the back.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:51 PM (NeFrd)


Well, ponies do have a device in the back that drops tiny land mines. So there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 09:54 PM (7MWCL)

840 Yeah, Larry Hagman passed a while back.

But, you know, speaking of billionaire moguls running for president, I would, in a heartbeat, vote for JR Ewing as president. That ruthless sonuvabitch would truly kick some ass. And get pussy doing it. And I would not give a single damn about him doing a Clinton right in the Oval Office if he wanted to.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 09:54 PM (dvuhZ)

841 Ever who runs third party will be a 'conservative/libertarian' and they will pull votes from the right rather than the left. Thereby guaranteeing another communist, excuse me, democrat in the whitehouse.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2015 09:54 PM (go5uR)

842 The Route 66 theme song was very good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw1tiNGQ4wI


The TV network got Nelson Riddle to write a new song because they didn't want to pay Bobby Troup royalties for his song, which predated the TV series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLUYf6cekMA


Troup's song was recorded by many artists, including the Rolling Stones (which is the definitive version in my opinion):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3crW735XNI


To bring this around full circle, Bobby Troup appeared in the movie M*A*S*H. He was the guy who kept saying stuff like "Goddam Army Jeeps".

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

843 TD Donks!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:55 PM (NeFrd)

844 Perino is a Bush hack. I don't think jebbie could do much with a 3rd party run.

Of course, opinions are like ass holes.

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2015 09:55 PM (zz1pw)

845 "Unless the pony had a machine gun mounted in the back."


I'd rather have the jeep.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 09:55 PM (rL/f+)

846 Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 09:53 PM (2QXNW)

You just need a different coach. Time to put old Andy out to pasture at the Golden Corral

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:56 PM (vM+YG)

847 Ever who runs third party will be a 'conservative/libertarian' and they will pull votes from the right rather than the left. Thereby guaranteeing another communist, excuse me, democrat in the whitehouse.
Posted by: Eromero
------------------

That's the way I see it. I have this vague hope that Bernie will run 3rd (4th?) party, but that would be unlike The Left.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 09:56 PM (9mTYi)

848 Broncs right back in it.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 17, 2015 09:56 PM (VviqM)

849 If Jeb! runs third party, he should name it The Versailles Pendejo Aristoi Bull Moose Shithead Party for Assholes.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at September 17, 2015 09:57 PM (z5Hds)

850 Imagine this, Bernie running 4th party, and wins. Could happen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 09:57 PM (9mTYi)

851 Asleep At The Wheel does a very good Western-Swing flavored version of Route 66.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 09:57 PM (7MWCL)

852 Unless the pony had a machine gun mounted in the back.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

or a Black Sheep with six Ma Duece's ... that theme song sticks in my head

Posted by: Jean at September 17, 2015 09:57 PM (ztOda)

853 Okay, given the following choices which would you pick?

A. Jeep with a machine gun

B. Pony with a jet pack

C. Little tiny 12-inch Mike Ditka


???

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:57 PM (NeFrd)

854 796 Grams taking care of the grand-dogger. I sense a spoiled dog Chi
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----------------------
Most definitely. She already bought a bag of treats, I hear.
She asked "what time do I feed him?"
He'll let you know, Mom, don't worry.
"What the hell does that mean? How will I know?"
Oh, you'll know. You'll know.
It might be 2 o'clock one day, it might be 6 the next. He might even forget one day, but believe me, he'll let you know when it's time to eat.

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2015 09:58 PM (/eN7v)

855 J.R. Ewing is so damn American. When I was backpacking across Europe and mingling with the locals, no matter where I was, when I said I was from Dallas, I'd hear an excited European say "We love J.R!!!!! Cowboy!!!!" They were like 10 years behind all American pop culture. I think they were getting syndicated Dallas shows over there or something.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:58 PM (y4bHB)

856 "For Greater Glory" (2012)
F**k Woody Wilson. https://youtu.be/_O2qJ0JXjug

Posted by: un guelo de Monterey at September 17, 2015 09:58 PM (n/3Xe)

857 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 09:25 PM (wKc1L)

_____________________-

Great story, thanks for sharing!

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 09:58 PM (teYv/)

858 See the clock, be the clock.,unless you're a muzzie bastard

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 09:47 PM (vM+YG)

What is up with that kid that "built a clock" anyway?
I feel like I am in Kruger-Dunning world - the lid took the guts out of a common alarm clock and put them into a pencil box - and yet everyone says he 'built a clock' - he took the skin off a clock and pt it in another box so it didn't look like a clock... cripes it like that kid in my school who 'made a cat' and took it to school fro art class. He made a cat by taking the skin off a cat.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2015 09:58 PM (NaeCR)

859 849: Never get that on the letterhead. Does have a nice ring to itbthough.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 09:59 PM (ucDmr)

860
To bring this around full circle, Bobby Troup appeared in the movie M*A*S*H. He was the guy who kept saying stuff like "Goddam Army Jeeps".

Wasn't he married to Julie London, the singer, too?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2015 09:59 PM (BK3ZS)

861 I'd rather have the jeep.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
---------------------

Little known fact, they were originally called "Bantam cars". Alberta probably has one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 09:59 PM (9mTYi)

862 803
Yup! She was smokin'. One of my favorite episodes of Twilight Zone is 'Two'. It was her and Charles Bronson. Great episode and she was gorgeous.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2015 09:46 PM (pbKEy)


She wore Stompy. Boots.

You left that part out, and it is important.

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 09:59 PM (sdi6R)

863 To bring this around full circle, Bobby Troup appeared in the movie M*A*S*H. He was the guy who kept saying stuff like..... "Goddam Army Jeeps".... Fucking A

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 09:59 PM (Ii765)

864 833 I always liked Samantha from Bewitched. I really didn't notice that they switched Darrin's, she was so hot.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 09:52 PM (Ii765)


Agnes Moorehead was a ginger-sex-maneater.

Posted by: Jasper for prznit. Milkbones in every pot. at September 17, 2015 09:59 PM (DfCQN)

865 ???

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:57 PM (NeFrd)


I never knew Mike Ditka was a pianist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 09:59 PM (7MWCL)

866 Theme from Victory at Sea. They don't make 'em like that any more.
-------------
When I was a kid, I owned all three albums of the music from Victory At Sea. Incredible music.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:00 PM (9iR5/)

867 Yeah, I remember something about it. JR was big in Britain. Dallas reruns were a smash there. They even got Larry Hagman to cut various commercials on Brit TV, doing his cowboy hat JR persona.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 10:00 PM (dvuhZ)

868 Wasn't he married to Julie London, the singer, too?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


Yes. As was Jack Webb.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2015 10:00 PM (W5DcG)

869 C. Little tiny 12-inch Mike Ditka





???

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:57 PM (NeFrd)

Can Mike breath through his ankles? If so he is going to prime that donkey for launching before I take the Jeep.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2015 10:00 PM (NaeCR)

870 Okay, given the following choices which would you pick?



A. Jeep with a machine gun



B. Pony with a jet pack



C. Little tiny 12-inch Mike Ditka





???

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 09:57 PM (NeFrd)


DITKA!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2015 10:00 PM (DiZBp)

871 "J.R. Ewing is so damn American. "


And nobody could have been J.R. like Larry Hagman.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:01 PM (rL/f+)

872 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 09:25 PM (dvuhZ)

I know just what you mean about those old shows representing the America I wish we had. Maybe it was always just a gloss on how things were, but I have to believe there was a time when people raised their kids to be responsible and to be good citizens like in Leave it to Beaver and Andy Griffith.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 10:01 PM (teYv/)

873 Jeep with a machine gun

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 10:01 PM (y4bHB)

874 Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2015 09:58 PM (/eN7v)

The pups here are just the opposite

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 10:01 PM (vM+YG)

875

Dallas Cowboys beat the NYGiants

with the CLOCK!

a Dallas CLOCK

Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 10:02 PM (zOTsN)

876
DITKA!


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2015 10:00 PM (DiZBp)


****


Correct!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 10:02 PM (NeFrd)

877 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
Posted by: Mr. Rogers at September 17, 2015 09:21 PM (PEFlK)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr9_e4ySRYA

Posted by: The Elcipsing Hat at September 17, 2015 10:02 PM (vBeA5)

878 and yet everyone says he 'built a clock' -
--------------

Most impressed - Barack Obama, because it would be beyond his own ability.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 10:02 PM (9mTYi)

879 420 "hope you are all armed"

Oh, definitely. What worries me a bit is the cousin I'm worried about not doing well is the one who manages the strip club, and I'm about 99% sure if the killer walks into her club she would shoot him on the spot.

(And yes, I'm aware this whole situation is just super classy. It's yuuuge)





After which, she'd spend five years in the pen with the support of the rest of the family. Could be worse.

Posted by: Lauren at September 17, 2015 08:00 PM (GZ6Pf)

Posted by: cthulhu at September 17, 2015 10:02 PM (EzgxV)

880 "Agnes Moorehead was a ginger-sex-maneater."



Maybe there is something to this "name" thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:03 PM (rL/f+)

881 14
Jeb Bush as a Third Party?



Pray, tell: what would this party be called?


Good question. I bet the tag line would be something like "El Partido del Pueblo"

Posted by: Ralph at September 17, 2015 10:03 PM (xVgrA)

882 Ditka, I'll take a 9" Jack Lambert

Posted by: Jean at September 17, 2015 10:03 PM (ztOda)

883 I watched The Bastard Executioner last night and forced myself to make it to the end of the pilot. It was dreadful. Who knew that 14th century Welsh villages were as open minded about diversity as any 21st century progressive Utopia. There are the Moors living side-by-side with the Welsh, facing Mecca to pray, without any difficulty. And then there's the sheep-shagger, who, while teased by the others, is accepted as someone who's just differently-attracted.

Putting aside the SJW worldview, the story is just comprehensively stupid and dull.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 17, 2015 10:04 PM (nFdGS)

884 >>>and yet everyone says he 'built a clock' -

--------------

Most impressed - Barack Obama, because it would be beyond his own ability.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 10:02 PM (9mTYi)
What the he<<<




**running an hour and a half late to press conference**


What the Hell is a clock?!

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 17, 2015 10:04 PM (xzGte)

885 Pray, tell: what would this party be called?

PRI

Posted by: Jean at September 17, 2015 10:04 PM (ztOda)

886 I'm worried about Muldoon now watching Telletubbies

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 09:26 PM (y4bHB)


Could be worse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE0YF5OzRlo

Posted by: Nazitübbies at September 17, 2015 10:04 PM (vBeA5)

887 And then there's the sheep-shagger, who, while teased by the others, is accepted as someone who's just differently-attracted.

#lovewins

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 17, 2015 10:05 PM (AVEe1)

888 I never knew Mike Ditka was a pianist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015

Just a dick head
Posted by: Forrest Gregg

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 10:05 PM (vM+YG)

889 Vermin Supreme - a pony for every American!

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at September 17, 2015 10:05 PM (lAXNl)

890 These boots were made for walkin'.......and one velvet morning when I'm straight, I'm gonna open up your gate......Look at us, but do no touch, Feydra is my name......

I tell you who else was hot... Fuckin' Vanessa Redgrave. I saw some old 60s movie, something weird about some Austin Powers type debauched photographer back in 60s London, that whole scene. She was in it, topless, back in her pretty young thing top form. I had never seen her that young before. Damn.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 10:06 PM (dvuhZ)

891 Little known fact, they were originally called "Bantam cars". Alberta probably has one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 09:59 PM (9mTYi)


Good guess! Actually, I have a CJ2A which is wearing a Phillippine-built body to make it look like an MB. And it has a GPW engine in it, with the Ford scripts on it. So it is a mutt, but not a Mutt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 10:06 PM (7MWCL)

892 Best TV show opening?

The original opening for Doctor Who:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qZQdj_7TUs

Posted by: Time and Relative Dimensions in Space at September 17, 2015 10:07 PM (vBeA5)

893 >>>And then there's the sheep-shagger, who, while teased by the others, is accepted as someone who's just differently-attracted.
#lovewins
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 17, 2015 10:05 PM (AVEe1)<<<



I'm good with it.

Posted by: teh Chicken at September 17, 2015 10:07 PM (xzGte)

894 and yet everyone says he 'built a clock' -

--------------



Most impressed - Barack Obama, because it would be beyond his own ability.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 10:02 PM (9mTYi)


Telling time is beyond his ability. The MFM is really trying to make a hero out of this kid. Funny how the kid who got in trouble for the pop tart didn't get this kind of press coverage.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2015 10:07 PM (DiZBp)

895 "Good guess! Actually, I have a CJ2A which is wearing a Phillippine-built body to make it look like an MB. And it has a GPW engine in it, with the Ford scripts on it. So it is a mutt, but not a Mutt."



What did you just say?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:07 PM (rL/f+)

896 Later all


Endeavor to Persevere.


Enjoy the OOT.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2015 10:08 PM (NeFrd)

897 Imma hold my cards.

Posted by: Pino Drano at September 17, 2015 10:08 PM (Dwehj)

898 but I have to believe there was a time when people raised their kids to be responsible and to be good citizens like in Leave it to Beaver and Andy Griffith.
Posted by: Auntie Doodles
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The Liberals look down on such shows (and many American myths) as unrealistic, thus missing the point.

The shows (and other myths) establish a desired-for mindset. The myths become goals, things to strive for. In the case of those shows, it was a stable middle class family. The Left understand that it is critical to destroy such bourgeois values.

You want Leave it to Beaver
You'd settle for Andy Griffith
You get Murphy Brown

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 10:08 PM (9mTYi)

899 JR was big in Britain.

Yes. Yes, it was. It was a phenomenon there like Doctor Who over here.

The Brits (well, English) despised Texans but secretly envied them . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 17, 2015 10:08 PM (AVEe1)

900 Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 10:01 PM (teYv/)

Guess that's why I like the old movies so much.

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2015 10:08 PM (zz1pw)

901 Another good one: thunderbirds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiRMkKuXYms

Posted by: Hat are go! at September 17, 2015 10:08 PM (vBeA5)

902 The little fucker stuck together some parts and now he's a genius and a hero and gets to go to the White House. People are just plain stupid.

If I got to go to the White House and meet the president it would be all I could do to keep from punching him right in the mouth. Sure I'd get the crap beat out of me but I'd be a f'n hero too.

Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2015 10:09 PM (BO/km)

903 You want Leave it to Beaver
You'd settle for Andy Griffith
You get Murphy Brown Pleasantville


fify

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 17, 2015 10:09 PM (AVEe1)

904 Nite Muldoon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 10:09 PM (vM+YG)

905 Ward, aren't you being a little hard on the Beaver?

Posted by: June at September 17, 2015 10:10 PM (Dwehj)

906 Later, 'doon...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:10 PM (rL/f+)

907 I just stumbled through an episode of Charlie's Angels.

Egads.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2015 10:10 PM (4ErVI)

908 Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2015 10:09 PM (BO/km)

I would kick in some coin for your bail,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 10:10 PM (vM+YG)

909 898: Proud to saybI never watched one minute of Murphy Brown. Despised that shit with a passion.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 10:11 PM (ucDmr)

910 freaked, I don't think I would entertain the invitation.

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2015 10:11 PM (zz1pw)

911
The theme for UFO is about as good as it gets. The Lost In Spce 2nd theme is very cool. One that gets overlooked these days is the theme for Land of The Giants. Very effective.

Posted by: otho at September 17, 2015 10:11 PM (EWg9n)

912 What did you just say?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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You do not speak Jeepgeek?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 10:11 PM (9mTYi)

913 "Ward, aren't you being a little hard on the Beaver? "


I love this one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:11 PM (rL/f+)

914 And it wasn't Farrah Fawcett era Charlie's Angels either.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2015 10:11 PM (4ErVI)

915 So Andy Reid has found a different way to fuck up clock management

There are only two Reids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FzQ4q8hj5Q

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 17, 2015 10:12 PM (AVEe1)

916 Of course, Mission Impossible is an all time killer classic.

Posted by: otho at September 17, 2015 10:13 PM (EWg9n)

917 What did you just say?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:07 PM (rL/f+)


CJ2A: Civilian Jeep, sold immediately post WWII.

MB: The most common iteration of the Willy's-built WWII Jeeps.


GPW: The Ford-built counterpart of the Willys Jeep.


Mutt: one name given to the M151 series of "Viet Nam-era Jeeps", which really weren't Jeeps, but served in that role.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 10:13 PM (7MWCL)

918 "You do not speak Jeepgeek?"

Well, I know Willys made some and Ford made some.


And, uh, there ya go.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:13 PM (rL/f+)

919 886
Could be worse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE0YF5OzRlo
Posted by: Nazitübbies at September 17, 2015 10:04 PM (vBeA5)


*gapes*

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

920 The Prisoner

Posted by: derit at September 17, 2015 10:14 PM (jT+gh)

921 Glad you liked that story, Auntie Doodles! Here's another one...

Another great TV show with a great theme song... The Fall Guy!

That also has an interesting story behind it. Stunt men were sort of the cool thing of the moment in 1980. TV producer Glen A. Larson was looking for a way to capitalize on that. One day, he had lunch with a musician friend of his. I forget the musician's name, but he was the frontman of a band called The Diamonds. He sang the latest song he was working on, called The Unknown Stuntman, for Larson.

Larson basically just exclaimed, "Oh, you have to go somewhere with me right frickin' now!" The two of them went straight to ABC headquarters and burst in on a meeting of the network's board of directors. Larson had his friend sing that song for the executives. When he was finished, Larson said, "That's my pitch. That's my new show."

The executives all just nodded at each other and told Larson, "Okay, we're greenlighting that."

And that's how the Fall Guy became a TV show.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 10:15 PM (wKc1L)

922 898: Remember that Dan Quayle/Murphy Brown kerfuffle? The actress who played Murphy Brown recently came out and agreed with what Dan Quayle had said. I think I read that at Breitbart a few months back.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2015 10:15 PM (pbKEy)

923 The dad is a Muslim Imam and CAIR activist, I would not at all be surprised if this little episode was an intentional stunt designed to generate outrage and get their 15 minutes of fame, either organized by dad, or done independently by junior as some sort of dad hero-worship

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 10:15 PM (2QXNW)

924 On the subject of movies, I just watched a Polish film called Battle of Warsaw 1920. Plucky Polish Catholics, with the help of freedom-loving Ukrainians, battle loathsome godless commies to save their country! Complete with gory second-rate special effects, maxim guns, armored cars, a war train, and lots and lots of horses. As an added bonus, they give a nod to the American volunteers flying Poland's tiny airforce.

Fun.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 17, 2015 10:15 PM (bZ7mE)

925 Dear Establishment Repubes,

The vast majority of the Republican voting base will not vote for Jeb Bush. News flash, the vast majority of the voting public IN GENERAL will not vote for Jeb Bush. We don't like Jeb, and the U.S. does not like family dynasties.

Please get a clue and stop giving Jeb Bush false hopes. It's not nice to do that. Please stop bothering us with this guy, Jeb. He sucks.

Miss O

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at September 17, 2015 10:15 PM (2S9xy)

926 OK, Imma just gonna drop this right here. Today is my 63rd. I'm only a couple of days younger than Vic. Yes, I was born before dirt was invented. My Lawn. You're on it. Move.
I've finished all the beer in the fridge, and I'm starting on the Chivas. Imma gonna try and get a little sloshed and then call it a day.
Mazel Tov!

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:15 PM (9iR5/)

927 Lola Albright, played Peter Gunn's best girl. She was smokin' too.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 10:15 PM (dvuhZ)

928 921, thank you, he did Mr. Lucky also. Couldn't remember his name.


Posted by: Ralph at September 17, 2015 10:15 PM (KtxUt)

929 "Mutt: one name given to the M151 series of "Viet Nam-era Jeeps", which really weren't Jeeps, but served in that role."


Was that the one with the non-solid front axle, A-Frames, and the longer body?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:16 PM (rL/f+)

930
*gapes*
Posted by: rickl at September

I'm glad I didn't click it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 10:16 PM (vM+YG)

931 Happy Birthday Old Blue!

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 10:17 PM (2QXNW)

932 Happy birthday, Old Blue!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 10:17 PM (wKc1L)

933 Happy BD Old blue

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 17, 2015 10:17 PM (vM+YG)

934 The original GPV was built by Bantam. History and pics:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/p9bxl52

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 10:17 PM (9mTYi)

935 Please stop bothering us with this guy, Jeb. He sucks.

I'm hoping this ends up in a PSA on NFL Sunday.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 17, 2015 10:18 PM (AVEe1)

936 I'm going with HMMWV with MK-19.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 17, 2015 10:18 PM (zyIlW)

937 Happy Birthday Old Blue!!

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2015 10:18 PM (zz1pw)

938 "And that's how the Fall Guy became a TV show."


I loved "The Fall Guy." And, yes, great theme song. Awesome GMC pickup.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:18 PM (rL/f+)

939
762 I loved all the sad creepy music from True Detective the first season

perfect for the show
Posted by: ThunderB at September 17, 2015 09:36 PM (zOTsN)


Far From Any Road, The Handsome Family

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2015 10:19 PM (BK3ZS)

940 happy birthday, Old Blue

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2015 10:19 PM (KCxzN)

941 OK, Imma just gonna drop this right here. Today is my 63rd. I'm only a couple of days younger than Vic.
---------------

WHAT!
Is that for true?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 10:19 PM (9mTYi)

942 Peyton Manning emigrated from Talos IV out of boredom when Christopher Pike shuffled off his mortal coil.
Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2015 09:39 PM (3tjn4)


Drat. I was hoping he could help me build my interociter.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2015 10:19 PM (3pRHP)

943 oh come now, Vic is at least 187 years old

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 10:20 PM (2QXNW)

944 Happy birthday, al Azraq al Qadim.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 17, 2015 10:20 PM (AVEe1)

945 Was that the one with the non-solid front axle, A-Frames, and the longer body?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:16 PM (rL/f+)


Yes. They had a reputation for fatal rollovers. Got to the point that DOD would not surplus them off without first cutting them in half, so they could not be driven.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 10:20 PM (7MWCL)

946 The Theme from Flipper. Yo!

Thanks for the fkn ear worm.

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2015 10:20 PM (zz1pw)

947 WHAT!

Is that for true?
--------
Yeppers! Ole Vic ain't got nothin on me but a couple of days.
And that's the truth.
Phhhhbbbbbbtttttt!

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:21 PM (9iR5/)

948 Posted by: Timon at September 17, 2015 09:47 PM (ZDJwC)

She must have good genes, then! 15 minutes? I'll be watching, hoping the adrenalin rush from the 1st win helps her win the 2nd.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 17, 2015 10:21 PM (GzDYP)

949 Vic is a little older than 63. I mean he still bitter about Sherman's March to the Sea. Those Blue Belly Devils ruined his azaleas.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2015 10:22 PM (pbKEy)

950 Happy Birthday OB. Your'e just a little older than me. Keep the little demons off your lawn.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 10:22 PM (ucDmr)

951 *837
Courtship of Eddie's Father *

Right. I remember now.

I blame early onset Alcoholzheimer's.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 17, 2015 10:22 PM (0dcbp)

952 Frank: BLUE! Do you trust that we have provided you with enough rope so that your cinder block will fall safely to the ground?
Blue: Y-Yes sir.
Frank: Blue do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
Blue: Yes sir.
Frank: Blue, you're my boy!
Blue: Thank you sir.

Posted by: derit at September 17, 2015 10:22 PM (jT+gh)

953 While I don't doubt that the GOPe would rather have a D than an actual conservative...

The answer to the question is Hillary.
There's no way she's going peacefully into that good night. Especially given the number of felony charges she's facing. Not to mention the sheer volume of dirt I suspect she has on most of the players in the Democrat party.

Posted by: Luke at September 17, 2015 10:23 PM (Oesv5)

954 I looked it up, that 60s movie with Vanessa Redgrave topless was "Blowup" (in the photographic sense). There was another good scene in there where the debauched Austin Powers style photographer had a threesome with two young chicks trying to be models.

The two chicks were/went on to be famous models, one married a count and became a countess or something. Anyway, it was full frontal on those two, with yuuugge unmowed bushes. It's funny, it will scare the young kids to see full bush like that. That's the pornification of the culture, now.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 10:23 PM (dvuhZ)

955 Oh, and Lee Majors being cast as Colt Seavers was the result of another chance meeting. While Larson was fleshing out the idea of The Fall Guy, he just happened to run into Majors... who just happened to have recently finished his run on The Six Million Dollar Man and was looking to do something quite different from that.

Larson thought, "Oh, that's the guy for my show!", and Majors's immediate reaction on hearing the idea was, "Oh, that's the show for me!"

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 10:23 PM (wKc1L)

956 Thanks, BTH! Did you know that many of the stars in the night sky all have arabic names?

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:24 PM (9iR5/)

957 >>>Thanks, BTH! Did you know that many of the stars in the night sky all have arabic names?


Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:24 PM (9iR5/)<<<

They really do show us the way...

Posted by: NASA at September 17, 2015 10:26 PM (xzGte)

958 I missed the chorus. HP OB.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:26 PM (rL/f+)

959 Did you know that many of the stars in the night sky all have arabic names?


Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:24 PM (9iR5/)

I'll name that one Mohammed... and that one Mohammed... and that one over there, Mohammed.... and that one on the left, Mohammed....

Posted by: Muslim astronomer at September 17, 2015 10:26 PM (2QXNW)

960 Ditka had a restaurant in Merillville, IN with a 70-ounce 'William Perry Cut' Sirloin steak on the menu.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 17, 2015 10:26 PM (DfCQN)

961 "Yes. They had a reputation for fatal rollovers."

So, you got one a combo of all of them? How that work?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:27 PM (rL/f+)

962 Derit, that was many many many many years ago. And you know what? Frank was right. I'm still here. :-)
The cinder block hit the ground and I'm still here!

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:27 PM (9iR5/)

963 The answer to the question is Hillary.
There's no way she's going peacefully into that good night. Especially given the number of felony charges she's facing. Not to mention the sheer volume of dirt I suspect she has on most of the players in the Democrat party.




So, the question is who self destructs first. The pubbies. Does no one remember the quote *Those n***ers will be voting democrat for the next 200 years*?

I will not denounce myself.

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2015 10:27 PM (zz1pw)

964 606 Favorite Theme Song: Taxi

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 08:54 PM (teYv/)

Welcome Back seems best to me.

Posted by: cm9000 at September 17, 2015 08:58 PM (hs7es)



Barney Miller.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 17, 2015 10:28 PM (EzgxV)

965 "I'll name that one Mohammed... and that one Mohammed... and that one over there, Mohammed.... and that one on the left, Mohammed...."


Boy, that get's easy don't it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:29 PM (rL/f+)

966 To all my Horde pixel buddies! Thank you for the birthday wishes. You guys and ettes are the best! Thank you!

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:29 PM (9iR5/)

967 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 10:15 PM (wKc1L)

______________

You're right, another great story! Truth is stranger than fiction!

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 10:30 PM (teYv/)

968 Raymond Burr showed up at casting to read for the part of, get this, Hamilton Burger. Earl Stanley Gardner was there, took one look at him, and said, "That's Perry Mason!" He read for Mason, and the rest is history.

The guy that ended up playing HamBurger also originally read for the Mason role. Imagine how that would've been....

And Raymond Burr was totally three-dollar bill. Met some minor character actor on the Perry Mason set, and lived happily ever after.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 10:30 PM (dvuhZ)

969
Biden operative is 1, loud, 2, indiscreet, 3, on Amtrak.

Loud and indiscreet on Amtrak is no way to go through life, Sonny Jim.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2015 10:30 PM (BK3ZS)

970 Happy birthday, Old Blue!

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 10:31 PM (sdi6R)

971 Well, I would submit the original theme from The Avengers, not the ghey superhero movie but the ghey buddy-movie with Steed and Mrs Peel. Great Barry-era Bond music by (Sir!) Laurie Johnson. Reminds me of Route 66, kinda-sorta. And lithe young D.Rigg putting on that Lotus, oh yeah. Leather on leather.

Hammer, thanks for the Bantam/Jeep links so I didn't have to own up to it. FWIW, the Mutts were only treacherous when they had one foot on pavement and one in the dirt, which apparently was often. Set back FWIS by one whole generation.

The F-head valve layout of the Jeep Go-Devil, one overhead and one on the side, was only used by them, and Rolls-Royce. But you could run a Rolls over 55 without spinning the babbitts. Do I sound bitter? My own damn fault.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 17, 2015 10:31 PM (xq1UY)

972 Good question. I bet the tag line would be something like "El Partido del Pueblo"
Posted by: Ralph at September 17, 2015 10:03 PM (xVgrA)


Partido Revolucionario Institucional.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2015 10:32 PM (3pRHP)

973 Yeah, now that I've had some time to ponder it, The Fall Guy gets my vote for best TV show theme song ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4LX8PPMuOY

Helping its case is the fact that (as I related earlier in this thread) that song was the impetus behind the very creation of the show.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 10:32 PM (wKc1L)

974 I think most were named by Central Asians, who used Arabic as a classical language.

I miss the astro threads.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 17, 2015 10:32 PM (AVEe1)

975 sweating BobWhatever happened to him? I tuned in every once in a while hoping to see a live TV hearty tack.

Posted by: wth

Beckel came to work drunk and belligerent. The producers and fellow table mates couldn't take his shit anymore and dealing with his gin soaked breath, and threats were his demise.


Beckel is on CNN this very moment!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2015 10:32 PM (W5DcG)

976 "Loud and indiscreet on Amtrak is no way to go through life, Sonny Jim. "



Sounds like a Joe kinda guy, so, I lend it credence.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:32 PM (rL/f+)

977 Speaking of Raymond Burr. He was in the American version of Godzilla. There was a Japanese version of the movie that did so well at the box office that US film decided to make it. If you watch really closely, you can see how he was "photo shopped" into the film.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:33 PM (9iR5/)

978 best theme for a TV show wasn't a song, as such . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUgYnAI2w7s

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 17, 2015 10:33 PM (AVEe1)

979 970: Never knew that. He did seem light in the loafers though.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 10:33 PM (ucDmr)

980 944
oh come now, Vic is at least 187 years old


Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 10:20 PM (2QXNW)

Pretty sure the odometer has rolled over

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 17, 2015 10:34 PM (Dth0i)

981 Beckel is on CNN this very moment!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2015 10:32 PM (W5DcG)

*****

As an Employee, guest commentator, or story subject?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 17, 2015 10:34 PM (pg0FQ)

982
Midway through my USAEUR tour, we received the new M151 jeeps. They were removed from service shortly after being issued, due to the extreme number of accidents.

The old M38's were reissued on a temp basis, whilst everyone took lessons on how to drive the things.

Bad design, poorly executed, and unsuited for their job.

Posted by: iirongrampa at September 17, 2015 10:35 PM (jeCnD)

983 I miss the astro threads.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 17, 2015 10:32 PM (AVEe1)
------------Yeah, I do too. CAC always had something interesting dealing with astronomy.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:35 PM (9iR5/)

984 I thought Vic drew the blueprints for the ark. In the dirt.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 10:36 PM (ucDmr)

985 so CAC has left the blog for good?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 10:37 PM (2QXNW)

986 Beckel is on CNN this very moment!

*****
As an Employee, guest commentator, or story subject?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty


He was one of several "guests" commenting on the debate. I had the sound turned off.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2015 10:37 PM (W5DcG)

987 988
I thought Vic drew the blueprints for the ark. In the dirt.
------------
As I understand it, Vic drew the blueprints for the ark before there was dirt.
Your guess is as good as mine. He's a couple of days older than me so I didn't see how he done it.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:38 PM (9iR5/)

988 I thought Vic drew the blueprints for the ark. In the dirt.
Bullshit. Vic is an engineer. He had a cuneIform tablet.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2015 10:38 PM (+W1gD)

989 Note they never, on Perry Mason at least, and certainly not Ironside, had Burr play the romantic type leading role. Perry was a "confirmed bachelor" in the original, really. You wanted him and Della to get together.

In the later TV movie specials (which were pretty good), there was one scene at the end of one, and this close to Burr's death, they had him give Della some very expensive gift, after some gag gift, and he and Della kissed.

I wouldn't admit this, but something sort of got in my eye at that moment. A long damn time.

I think everyone knew it, but I don't think they let out Burr was playing for the other team until after his death.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 10:38 PM (dvuhZ)

990 988
I thought Vic drew the blueprints for the ark. In the dirt.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 10:36 PM (ucDmr)
At least we know where the lineage of Brian Dennehy starts

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 17, 2015 10:38 PM (Dth0i)

991 "The old M38's were reissued on a temp basis, whilst everyone took lessons on how to drive the things."

I see them as the "Vietnam Era" Jeeps. They wallowed around and weren't the hill-climbers the originals were.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:39 PM (rL/f+)

992 so CAC has left the blog for good?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 10:37 PM (2QXNW)

*****

Alas, it seems the new child and time at the Decision Desk and Federalist leave little time to spend here.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 17, 2015 10:39 PM (pg0FQ)

993 Can I get 1000? Jeebus!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 17, 2015 10:39 PM (UpGcq)

994 It's funny, it will scare the young kids to see full bush like that. That's the pornification of the culture, now.
--------------------

You are talking about the debates, right?

Jeb!

Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2015 10:39 PM (fWLrt)

995 One more try!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 17, 2015 10:39 PM (UpGcq)

996 1K?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 17, 2015 10:39 PM (pg0FQ)

997 CAC always had something pre-stopming the ONT interesting dealing with astronomy.

FIFY

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2015 10:39 PM (KCxzN)

998 >>>> so CAC has left the blog for good?

---
He's still at the yahoo group looking for volunteers for AOSHQDD

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 10:40 PM (y4bHB)

999 hooo ha! 1000!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 17, 2015 10:40 PM (UpGcq)

1000 1004 Beavers

Posted by: June at September 17, 2015 10:40 PM (Dwehj)

1001 Just curious; we talk about Carly, Ted or the Doctor as Trump's VP. Can any of you see them as Jeb's VP? I don't think Cruz would but the others might.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 17, 2015 10:40 PM (Lqy/e)

1002 We got to over 1k?

Posted by: Draki at September 17, 2015 10:40 PM (sCOy8)

1003 Dang! A cursory perusal of the comments and now I've got the theme from Flipper stuck in my head.

ONT.. stat!

Posted by: mindful webworker at large, medium, or small at September 17, 2015 10:41 PM (ACs58)

1004 Did you get the bowling ball we all chipped in to buy for you, Old Blue? I'm sure it'll be in the mail for you any day now.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2015 10:41 PM (+W1gD)

1005 Yay! I got 1003!!! Woo hoo!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2015 10:41 PM (y4bHB)

1006 Peyton Manning runs like my great uncle uncle used to walk with two canes. That guy is done.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)

1007 989
so CAC has left the blog for good?
--------
Kinda sorta. CAC and his wife had a difficult pregnancy but it turned out that they had a beautiful baby. But it did turn out well. He's still doing some political stuff.
That is my understanding.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:41 PM (9iR5/)

1008 hooo ha! 1000!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 17, 2015 10:40 PM (UpGcq)

*****

You get Hoohah for 1K? Damn, shoulda tried harder....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 17, 2015 10:41 PM (pg0FQ)

1009 Hat, that Nazitubbies video means you are a bad person because I had to watch it all the way through.

I would send it to a friend, but he is now in Europe and will no doubt be put on some sort of list just for having had that link sent to him.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2015 10:42 PM (3pRHP)

1010 Maybe I should start a blog.. 2 or 3 posts a day.. mostly linking to somebody else's blog.. I could do this! And keep my day job!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 17, 2015 10:42 PM (UpGcq)

1011 Headem' up, movem' out
Posted by: Thanks for all the Fish!


Another memorable TV theme.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2015 10:42 PM (W5DcG)

1012 holy shit did I really get 1016?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 10:42 PM (2QXNW)

1013 " so CAC has left the blog for good?"

Hasn't he been gone for a year or so? Maybe more. He's got his voting blog and Al Jazeera and others.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:42 PM (rL/f+)

1014 So I guess I missed tons of trumptastic comments today while I was working.....

Posted by: Draki at September 17, 2015 10:42 PM (sCOy8)

1015 I hope beckel is doing ok. Always liked him. Normal guy.

Posted by: Prescient11 at September 17, 2015 10:42 PM (S85kT)

1016 oh damn i missed it

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 10:42 PM (2QXNW)

1017 Somebody mentioned Sanford and Son way upthread. They ought to give Trumpster and Carly a sitcom. Trump could make faces like Fred when Carly came in the room, like Aunt Ester. Carly could then say "Watch it sucker"....."you ol' fish eyed fool." And whop him over the head with her purse.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 10:42 PM (dvuhZ)

1018 Hawaii Five-Oh opening. My favourite.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2015 10:43 PM (+W1gD)

1019 andycanuck! You guys are my new collective hero's and heroine's! I can always use a new bowling ball!

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:44 PM (9iR5/)

1020 1023: I'd watch that.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 10:44 PM (ucDmr)

1021 well the game is tied and the ONT is coming but I am fading fast, I don't think I can make it much longer so I think I am just going to go to bed
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 10:44 PM (2QXNW)

1022 I hope beckel is doing ok. Always liked him. Normal guy.

Posted by: Prescient11 at September 17, 2015 10:42 PM (S85kT)
Heard an update that he's never coming back to the Five and that his back issues ain't going away.

Posted by: Draki at September 17, 2015 10:45 PM (sCOy8)

1023 and happy birthday again Old Blue, hope you treat yourself to a nice birthday treat this weekend

Posted by: chemjeff at September 17, 2015 10:45 PM (2QXNW)

1024 Say what you will about the Chiefs, but their stadium seems to have the best music, pretty much all 80's Rock.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 17, 2015 10:45 PM (VviqM)

1025 958 Thanks, BTH! Did you know that many of the stars in the night sky all have arabic names?
Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 10:24 PM (9iR5/)/i]

Basically, the Arab Muslims absorbed the cultures they conquered, took what they wanted, and destroyed the rest.

They found astronomy useful for navigation, so they translated everything into Arabic.

Centuries later, the Christian Crusaders arrived in the Middle East, and said, "Huh. The Arabs have named the stars."

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2015 10:46 PM (sdi6R)

1027 1021: There's one in every dive bar in the United States. No talent there.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 10:46 PM (ucDmr)

1028 oh hai, raykon. zzz

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 17, 2015 10:46 PM (AVEe1)

1029 Jesus lives

Posted by: I love Bernie at September 17, 2015 10:44 PM (vR0Ze)
Socialists quoting Jesus is like mohammed quoting Jesus.....

Posted by: Draki at September 17, 2015 10:46 PM (sCOy8)

1030 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2015 10:46 PM (KCxzN)

1031 *timbles fingers*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:47 PM (rL/f+)

1032
The original MB series jeeps had a projected combat life of 90 days.

A testimony to how well they were built is the vast number that survived the war and lasted through years of civilian life, mostly in Europe.

We had one Dad bought as surplus in 1947, and still had until came back from service in 67.

Posted by: iirongrampa at September 17, 2015 10:47 PM (jeCnD)

1033 1027: Nite man

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 17, 2015 10:47 PM (ucDmr)

1034 #1023: Oh, I loved Sanford and Son.

I remember one line in particular that always struck me as one of the all-time great insults. Aunt Esther once told Fred, "You're the most generous person I know. Every time you open your mouth, you give away your ignorance."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 10:47 PM (wKc1L)

1035 Do we normally get weird trolls at night? I thought it was a morning dump thing.

Posted by: Draki at September 17, 2015 10:47 PM (sCOy8)

1036 I AM THE BERNIE WALRUS

Posted by: RAYKON BOT at September 17, 2015 10:47 PM (2QXNW)

1037 723 Wheels up in 19 hours...

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2015 09:28 PM (/eN7v)




Hope you're (both) prepped and ready.....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 17, 2015 10:48 PM (EzgxV)

1038 AJ, checks out again. I never hear him check in.



AJ!................

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:48 PM (rL/f+)

1039 Before Perry Mason, Burr played mostly oddball heavies, I mean, for the 50's, really weird kind of guys. About what you'd expect for a "closeted" actor. I recommend "Red Light," and you probably remember the wife-murderer in Rear Window. And then magic happened, and he became a "legal" hero.

They tried to line up EG Marshall against the character, in "The Defenders," but it missed classic status. Marshall was a "legitimate actor." He had the premiere role in "Waiting for Godot," which may say something about the legal system.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 17, 2015 10:48 PM (xq1UY)

1040 "Hope you're (both) prepped and ready....."


Love and romance. What do two young lovers else need.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:50 PM (rL/f+)

1041 I can always use a new bowling ball!
You use a two-finger ball, right? 'Cause that's what we bought for you.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2015 10:50 PM (+W1gD)

1042 Anyone tried the Not Your Father's Root Beer ale?

Posted by: Draki at September 17, 2015 10:50 PM (sCOy8)

1043 Wow, Socialism started with Bernie Sanders? Who knew?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 17, 2015 10:50 PM (pg0FQ)

1044
Beckel is on CNN this very moment!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2015 10:32 PM (W5DcG)



*****



As an Employee, guest commentator, or story subject?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 17, 2015 10:34 PM (pg0FQ)


He was in the role of Otis the Drunk in tonight's episode

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2015 10:52 PM (DiZBp)

1045 #1055: Oh, so he's just carrying over his role on The Five.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 10:53 PM (wKc1L)

1046 *hears the faint whine of TB3K spooling up*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 10:54 PM (9mTYi)

1047 Continued from #1058... so I say, like I've got, you know, room to talk and stuff.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 10:54 PM (wKc1L)

1048 So, the question is who self destructs first. The
pubbies. Does no one remember the quote *Those n***ers will be voting
democrat for the next 200 years*?



I will not denounce myself.

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2015 10:27 PM (zz1pw)


I am waiting for the first politician to step forward and announce that he(she/it) is being blackmailed by the Clintons, and give particulars.
That will be entertaining. Prolly get a medal and statue and a short ride in a light airplane, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2015 10:54 PM (3pRHP)

1049 IG, there must have been something generically WWII about that 90 day thing.
It was the projected lifespan of GMC deuces, too, and fresh lieutenants.

My dad drove a deuce from LeHavre to Metz, Austria. Took seven months, but, hey, there were people shooting at him, and they were pretty good at it.
I think it had a lot more to do with the 88's than the driveline components.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 17, 2015 10:54 PM (xq1UY)

1050 I sense static in the melody.
Trollophon

Posted by: mindful webworker at the casbah at September 17, 2015 10:55 PM (ACs58)

1051 " *hears the faint whine of TB3K spooling up*"


Yeah, you know anybody?


Spin that bitch up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:56 PM (rL/f+)

1052 ...just took a marinated chicken off the grill in which I had crammed a wad of lemon grass up its' hole.


wife gonna looooooove me!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 17, 2015 10:57 PM (DfCQN)

1053 I sense static in the melody.

Trollophon

Posted by: mindful webworker at the casbah at September 17, 2015 10:55 PM (ACs5
It's easy to ignore with a Shiner.

Posted by: Draki at September 17, 2015 10:57 PM (TcC5T)

1054 this thread is still alive? Oy.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 17, 2015 10:57 PM (AkOaV)

1055 I'm keeping an eye out for 1066.

Posted by: zombie king harold at September 17, 2015 10:57 PM (+W1gD)

1056 Delete two of Raykon's thread shits!

Posted by: zombie king harold at September 17, 2015 10:57 PM (+W1gD)

1057 I remember watching some old '50s era movie with Burr in it, the name escapes me and I don't remember enough to look it up. But you're right, he played this weird, sort of thuggish bad guy character. Beat up a woman or something, I think, before getting killed.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 17, 2015 10:58 PM (dvuhZ)

1058 just took a marinated chicken off the grill in which I had crammed a wad of lemon grass up its' hole.





wife gonna looooooove me!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 17, 2015 10:57 PM (DfCQN)

That works? Did you brine the chicken before hand, too?

Posted by: Draki at September 17, 2015 10:58 PM (TcC5T)

1059 I'm keeping an eye out for 1066.

Posted by: zombie king harold at September 17, 2015 10:57 PM (+W1gD)
I'd give you a beer.....

Posted by: Draki at September 17, 2015 10:59 PM (TcC5T)

1060 " this thread is still alive? Oy."

With a little life support.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:59 PM (rL/f+)

1061 So, you got one a combo of all of them? How that work?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 10:27 PM (rL/f+)


Heh. My Jeep is a mutt, in that it is of mixed heritage, not a Mutt as in M151. Sorry for the confusion. Many, many parts interchange freely between the Willys and Ford built military Jeeps, and the earlier civvie models.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 10:59 PM (CPHkQ)

1062 Thanks again chemjeff!
Andycanuck, last November Mrs Old Blue and I decided to clean out the extra bowling balls. We took 13 high performance bowling balls down to one of our favorite centers and donated to their youth bowling program. They were gone in fifteen minutes. This was all equipment that we had spent between 180 and 200 dollars on (drilled).
Bowling is my passion. I'm semi good at it compared to the pros, but I love the game.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 11:00 PM (9iR5/)

1063 Man, that's a bad troll.


What happened to the days you could get a good, witty troll?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 11:01 PM (rL/f+)

1064 The 5 hasn't been the same since he left.

Posted by: Ralph at September 17, 2015 11:01 PM (KtxUt)

1065 I remember one really good Bob Beckel moment on The Five. I saw it in a Daily Show video that was posted either here or at some other blog I've read.

One of Stewart's correspondents was making a report on The Five in the form of one of those "one-woman shows". While talking about the good-girl / bad-boy between Dana Perino and Greg Gutfeld, she showed a clip of Gutfeld and Beckel standing by a grill, watching a grillmaster at work.

Beckel said something like, "Looks like Greg would fit on that grill pretty well. How long would it take to cook him?" (it was a big grill, and Gutfeld is exactly a tall man).

Gutfeld responded with, "That would be the best meat you ever tasted, Bob!"

Beckel shot back with, "I know. Dana told me."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 11:02 PM (wKc1L)

1066 I'm keeping an eye out for 1066.
Posted by: zombie king harold

A Jeep, a Jeep! My kingdom for a Jeep!

Posted by: King Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 11:03 PM (9mTYi)

1067 The 5 hasn't been the same since he left.

Posted by: Ralph at September 17, 2015 11:01 PM (KtxUt)

*****

It kinda feels the same when Jerry Rivers is on, so there is that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 17, 2015 11:03 PM (pg0FQ)

1068 Do high-performance bowling balls burn nitrous or something? Maybe mole-hide linings in the finger holes?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 11:03 PM (CPHkQ)

1069 The 5 hasn't been the same since he left.



Posted by: Ralph at September 17, 2015 11:01 PM (KtxUt)

I stopped when they put geraldo on. Is he still there?

Posted by: Draki at September 17, 2015 11:03 PM (TcC5T)

1070 I'm keeping an eye out for 1066.

Posted by: zombie king harold at September 17, 2015 10:57 PM (+W1gD)


Don't be too hastings for it to come

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2015 11:04 PM (DiZBp)

1071 'Sorry for the confusion. Many, many parts interchange freely between the Willys and Ford built military Jeeps, and the earlier civvie models."


Oh no, all me. You got a Willys/Ford Frankenstein.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 11:04 PM (rL/f+)

1072 Holy shit, raykon still trolls here? That fuckers been trolling here for as long as I can remember.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 17, 2015 11:05 PM (VviqM)

1073 Andy Reids moustash called a time out. What a surprize *Types and deletes* And furthermore *Types and deletes* So There.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 11:06 PM (Ii765)

1074 #1089: This particular Pope only loves God if God's name is Lenin.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 11:07 PM (wKc1L)

1075 Probably off topic by now, but if we want a country, we must have a wall. The only one who will build a wall is Trump; he is the only one not beholden to the CofC globalists who want us flooded with fodder for their corporations so they don't have to make a profit. They're running the show. They control the media. Wish AceOfSpades would join the movement for "a wall" -- or, in other words, some small hope for American sovereignty.

Posted by: pyromancer76 at September 17, 2015 11:08 PM (sPfLU)

1076 "This particular Pope only loves God if God's name is Lenin."

That's a pretty serious indictment there, Prom'.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 11:09 PM (rL/f+)

1077 854 796 Grams taking care of the grand-dogger. I sense a spoiled dog Chi
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----------------------
Most definitely. She already bought a bag of treats, I hear.
She asked "what time do I feed him?"
He'll let you know, Mom, don't worry.
"What the hell does that mean? How will I know?"
Oh, you'll know. You'll know.
It might be 2 o'clock one day, it might be 6 the next. He might even forget one day, but believe me, he'll let you know when it's time to eat.

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2015 09:58 PM (/eN7v)



Hope she doesn't leave any cakes out on the counter to cool. I understand he likes her cakes.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 17, 2015 11:09 PM (EzgxV)

1078 #1089: This particular Pope only loves God if God's name is Lenin.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 11:07 PM (wKc1L)

*****

God wishes his name was Lenin!

*Sharts*

Posted by: Serbian Troll at September 17, 2015 11:09 PM (pg0FQ)

1079 Help! My mind it's booby trapped.


Posted by: Ralph at September 17, 2015 11:09 PM (KtxUt)

1080 Oh no, all me. You got a Willys/Ford Frankenstein.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2015 11:04 PM (rL/f+)


Yep. No apologies, either. When it's finished, it will be a fun ride that resembles a WWII-era Willys enough to fool the plebes, but not anyone who knows better. It came to me with the Ford engine in it, rebuilt. Probably somebody got a "depot rebuild" Jeep engine from Princess Auto, back in the '50's. I'm told the Ford-script oil pan, with skid plate, is worth some bucks to the restorers of letter-perfect Ford-built Jeeps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 11:09 PM (CPHkQ)

1081 Feel the Bern.

*****

They make an ointment for that now.

Posted by: Serbian Troll at September 17, 2015 11:12 PM (pg0FQ)

1082 Time for the old folk. Gonna lazy out tomorrow.

Remember, y'all,we're Americans, so the head is held HIGH.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: iirongrampa at September 17, 2015 11:12 PM (jeCnD)

1083 OOOOOd, I'd wove to feewl the Bewn........in my ass.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at September 17, 2015 11:12 PM (dvuhZ)

1084 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 11:02 PM (wKc1L)

_____________

Ya know, Beckel was perfect on The Five. The perfect foil for Gutfeld. Beckel kind of always let you see behind the curtain into the real Dem operations. I almost never agreed with him, but he was kind of like the naughty uncle you couldn't help but like.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 11:13 PM (teYv/)

1085 Changing footwear

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 17, 2015 11:14 PM (pg0FQ)

1086 Alberta - Hey.... you don't have any older Oldsmobiles on hand, do you? I'm looking for a set of embossed "Oldsmobile Rocket" valve covers.

Posted by: King Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 11:14 PM (9mTYi)

1087 Remember, y'all,we're Americans

Si, si, muy American!

Posted by: 35 million criminal freeloaders at September 17, 2015 11:14 PM (XEzHf)

1088 #1096: Eh, maybe so. I have to admit I'm a little surprised he hasn't ordered Catholics to perform gay weddings yet, like I was expecting him to do shortly after the Supreme Court ruling that the only state marriage laws that matter are the ones preventing first cousins from marrying.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 11:14 PM (wKc1L)

1089 As you're pulling for Bernie (in more ways than one, I'm sure), Raykon, and voting third-party leftist when Hillary or Joe win the nom or are you a hypocrite about your leftism too?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2015 11:14 PM (+W1gD)

1090 Why does the right wing fascist right hate Bernie?

Posted by: I love Bernie at September 17, 2015 11:07 PM (vR0Ze)

Why do the left spine-less left lefties hate grammar?

Posted by: Draki at September 17, 2015 11:16 PM (TcC5T)

1091 Jesus loved the poor, Jesus said the rich are condemned to hell.
--------------

To the extent that the Clintons and George Soros might be consigned to Hell, I am less disturbed than I might be.

Posted by: King Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 11:16 PM (9mTYi)

1092 #1105: Yeah, I think that's a good way of describing Beckel's run on The Five.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 17, 2015 11:16 PM (wKc1L)

1093 A supermillenary thread? Wow!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2015 11:17 PM (FGIR8)

1094 So this is the zombie thread?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2015 11:17 PM (u5gzz)

1095 Why do the left spine-less left lefties hate grammar?
Posted by: Draki
-----------------------

They are not well educated, as a rule.

Posted by: King Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 11:18 PM (9mTYi)

1096 Crap. Everything was going along perfectly fine until the idiot troll showed up. This is why we can't have nice things. Now is when I wish for virtual baseball bats. See if I could bat a troll for 465 feet.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2015 11:18 PM (9iR5/)

1097 Jesus loved the poor, Jesus said the rich are condemned to hell.

No he didn't. Good grief.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2015 11:18 PM (FGIR8)

1098 I would probably be safe saying that Fidel will die a happy man. The Pope is a commie. As a side note, my step children are blood relatives to Fidel. Ya, I didn't believe it either until their father and grandma went there and brought back pictures. Odd thing is that no one likes Che'. Get yer Che shirts here...You stupid fucking college freshman listening to your professor asswipes. Now where was I?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2015 11:20 PM (Ii765)

1099 We have a real wackjob in our midst it seems.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2015 11:20 PM (FGIR8)

1100 That works? Did you brine the chicken before hand, too?


Posted by: Draki at September 17, 2015 10:58 PM (TcC5T)
Soy sauce has nearly enough salt in it. 1/4 cup soy, couple spoons fish sauce, additional 2 teaspoons salt and 1/4 cup water, 2 teaspoons lime juice 4 garlic cloves minced and 1/4 onion sliced thin.. in the fridge for 4 hours in a gallon baggie. turn it a couple times.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 17, 2015 11:20 PM (DfCQN)

1101 I disagreed with Beckel about everything, but he was one Dem that I wouldn't have minded killing a few beers with because he'd probably be pretty fun.
If anyone would know the best strip clubs or hookers, it might be Bob.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2015 11:20 PM (AC0lD)

1102 1111 Jesus loved the poor, Jesus said the rich are condemned to hell.

Vote Trump conservatives.
Posted by: I love Bernie at September 17, 2015 11:14 PM (vR0Ze)

Hahahahahahha! Yes, conservatives, take advice about God from a godless communist! Uselessness!

Posted by: I love Bernie sexually at September 17, 2015 11:20 PM (sJuWI)

1103 Butterfingers Central at the football game.

Posted by: toast is ready at September 17, 2015 11:21 PM (XEzHf)

1104 We need to do something about this deodorant overproduction issue!

Bern-Dawg 2016!

Posted by: I love Bernie sexually at September 17, 2015 11:22 PM (sJuWI)

1105 "I have a giant flashlight between my asscheeks and now I can see everything."

FIFY.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 17, 2015 11:23 PM (zyIlW)

1106 Why won't right wing fascist rightwingers respond in good faith to rhetorical questions from godless communists?

Posted by: I love Bernie sexually at September 17, 2015 11:24 PM (sJuWI)

1107 ONT up.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 17, 2015 11:24 PM (VviqM)

1108 Alberta - Hey.... you don't have any older Oldsmobiles on hand, do you? I'm looking for a set of embossed "Oldsmobile Rocket" valve covers.

Posted by: King Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2015 11:14 PM (9mTYi)


I have a '65 Olds Delta 88, but i think the embossed valve covers you want are on the older engines. This car has a 425 in it. If they are the covers you want, I'd be happy to part with them, because my projected use for the car is as a donor for a hot rod, and I could happily live with after-market valve covers in that use. But I don't think these covers are embossed at all, right? Not home right now, so I can't check.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2015 11:24 PM (7MWCL)

1109 Barney Miller.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 17, 2015 10:28 PM (EzgxV)

______________

Yup, another fave. Tom Scott, I believe.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 11:27 PM (teYv/)

1110 But, I'm only at # 967!

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 17, 2015 11:29 PM (teYv/)

1111 And then there were none.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2015 11:36 PM (+W1gD)

1112 Nuthin could be finer
Then old Bern in my manginer

Posted by: I REALLY Love Bernie's withered, circumcised jerky at September 18, 2015 12:14 AM (YvTdG)

1113 H-> (Hillary) will run third party after Saunders "steals" the nomination. She'll run as the woman wronged by two men who stole her presidential years from her.

Posted by: ErisGuy at September 18, 2015 07:23 AM (wqv11)

1114 I understand people not wanting Bush to be the nominee, but why is there such hatred for him here? And mocking. The guy was a pretty successful, conservative Governor. If anything, he's too nice a guy. He's like 8th on my list of these Republicans I'd want to be President. But please explain to me the venom that I see here. I just don't get it. He wouldn't be the same as Hillary. That's not fair to say.

Posted by: rexbatt at September 18, 2015 09:17 AM (woA40)

1115 1113 H-> (Hillary) will run third party after Saunders "steals" the nomination. She'll run as the woman wronged by two men who stole her presidential years from her.

Here's to hoping we get to see Sanders/Chomsky (D) vs. Trump/Hogan (R) vs. Clinton/Bush (I)

Posted by: Not Mitt Romney at September 18, 2015 09:49 AM (TULs6)

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