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Open Thread
John Glover, "A Corroboree of Natives in Mills Plains" (1832)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 08:46 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 08:47 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 16, 2015 08:49 AM (Iyg03)
Posted by: The Cadaverous Steve Doocy at September 16, 2015 08:49 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 08:49 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 08:50 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 08:50 AM (NeFrd)
And yet, no skeleton.
Good selection again, rd.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 08:51 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 08:52 AM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 08:52 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at September 16, 2015 08:52 AM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 08:52 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 08:53 AM (0O7c5)
And twig and berries.
Abo pr0n. At the HQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 08:53 AM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Daybrother up early and sick at September 16, 2015 08:53 AM (9rWwe)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 08:47 AM (sPO3u)
Pow-wow chow!
Posted by: Fauxahontas at September 16, 2015 08:54 AM (DfCQN)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 16, 2015 08:54 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 08:55 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 08:55 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 08:56 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Sabrina Ruben Erdely at September 16, 2015 08:56 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 08:56 AM (LUgeY)
Later, this year Trump Pharmaceuticals will be releasing-
TRUMPAGRA
which will not only make your wang YUUUGE and successful, but-
upon ejaculation your johnson will also release a free complimentary spritz of "Donald Trump the Fragrance"
keeping your partner's nether regions smelling classy and luxurious all day long.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2015 08:57 AM (KUa85)
Image in nick.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 08:57 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Daybrother up early and sick at September 16, 2015 08:58 AM (9rWwe)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 08:58 AM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 16, 2015 08:58 AM (DfCQN)
I can't.
You ain't kidding.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 08:59 AM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Daybrother up early and sick at September 16, 2015 08:58 AM (9rWwe)
41 of them are spiders.
the remaining one is the Honey Koala.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2015 08:59 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 16, 2015 09:00 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 16, 2015 09:00 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 09:01 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 09:01 AM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Ted Striker at September 16, 2015 09:01 AM (oVJmc)
White guys always beat on the natives with sticks.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:01 AM (cN1tG)
the remaining one is the Honey Koala.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2015 08:59 AM (KUa85)
Hey what about us????
Posted by: Australia's Deadly Snakes at September 16, 2015 09:01 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Top.Man at September 16, 2015 09:01 AM (LuUKj)
***
So...
Roughly equivalent to the American-English word "DISCO".
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:02 AM (NeFrd)
Shirley, you jest.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:02 AM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2015 09:04 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 16, 2015 09:04 AM (50YLf)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:02 AM (NeFrd)
Or "Congress".
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 16, 2015 09:04 AM (DfCQN)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 09:05 AM (6xtq3)
***
So...
Roughly equivalent to the American-English word "DISCO"
"With the dreamtime" - so roofies and raves.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:05 AM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:05 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Zombies Everywhere at September 16, 2015 09:05 AM (1BQGO)
Roughly equivalent to the American-English word "DISCO".
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:02 AM (
That explains the Bee-Gees and their gawd awful "disco" crap. I suppose if you are being burned alive at the stake, a happy techno beat and Staying Alive comes to mind.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2015 09:05 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Daybrother up early and sick at September 16, 2015 09:06 AM (4aFv7)
That day over Nacho Grande weren't no picnic, were it buddy.
(Thumps chest, chokes up)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 16, 2015 09:06 AM (50YLf)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at September 16, 2015 09:07 AM (Vb+g+)
Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2015 09:07 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Daybrother up early and sick at September 16, 2015 09:06 AM (4aFv
I would say something about your stamina, but banning and all........
Hope you feelbetter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2015 09:07 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Barney Fwank at September 16, 2015 09:07 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 09:08 AM (0dcbp)
Okay, I'm wearing one of the kiddo' Barney the Dinosaur Halloween mask,
got "Disco Inferno" on the sound system,
if I fire up "Typing of the Dead" on the old Dreamcast
is that close enough?
Posted by: naturalfake trying to have a Corroboree at September 16, 2015 09:08 AM (KUa85)
"What is Brewer trying to tell us?"
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 09:09 AM (Zs4uk)
Barney? Barney?
Sometimes I just don't know you f*cking Morons.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2015 09:09 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: orange mule at September 16, 2015 09:09 AM (uXcD2)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:09 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:11 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 09:12 AM (9krrF)
Image in nick.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 08:57 AM (LXJ1e)
Whoa. Luxurious and classy legs.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 16, 2015 09:12 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: naturalfake
****
Sure, I'll corroborate your story.
Posted by: Muldoon
Pics, or it didn't happen!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:12 AM (cN1tG)
====
Close.
"A corroboree is an event where Australian Aborigines interact with the Dreamtime through dance, music and costume. "Their bodies painted in different ways, and they wore various adornments, which were not used every day."
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 09:12 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: SarahW at September 16, 2015 09:12 AM (3fTXW)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:11 AM (NeFrd)
I hope you weren't counting on that Christmas bonus.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 09:12 AM (Zs4uk)
http://tinyurl.com/ne5agb2
Daily Mail
Posted by: Ted Striker at September 16, 2015 09:13 AM (oVJmc)
in the side bar is a column by Jon Gabriel bemoaning the fact that the conservative movement was going to have the best debates since Reagan until Trump
all substance and smarts and policy and vision
until Trump
what akes him think so?
remember Mitt Romney and the war on women? I do not understand how these bright people would continue to think election after election that the media would ever permit debate on substance
binders of women
dogs on the roofs of cars
right
we would be having the Lincoln Douglas debates, part 2, except for Trump
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:14 AM (zOTsN)
"What is Brewer trying to tell us?"
Send fava beans and some chianti?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 09:14 AM (LUgeY)
Best I can tell the most organized in Iowa are:
1) Cruz
2) Bush
3) Walker
4) Trump
5) Rand
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 09:14 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 09:14 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at September 16, 2015 09:17 AM (pMsDu)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:17 AM (2Ojst)
Meshach Taylor in Hyenas.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:19 AM (cN1tG)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at September 16, 2015 09:19 AM (lWsVG)
In 1867 Jesse James and Billy the Kid joined forces to commit the first co-robbery of a moving train on the North American continent. The technique was adapted from a centuries-old Australian aborigine custom.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:19 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2015 09:20 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2015 09:21 AM (3pRHP)
***
So I guess it's the Jelly-Of-The-Month Club again, eh?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:21 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 09:21 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 09:21 AM (W5DcG)
so Johnny Depp is a shithead...
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (7OlRf)
In 1867 Jesse James and Billy the Kid joined forces to commit the first co-robbery of a moving train on the North American continent. The technique was adapted from a centuries-old Australian aborigine custom.
Robbotraino?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:21 AM (NeFrd)
no, this year...we are making a donation on your behalf to an organization you had no idea exisited....and we'll take the tax deduction.....thank you
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: John F. Kerry at September 16, 2015 09:23 AM (KCQo0)
The morons meet up every month or two, take their clothes off and have a Corroboree.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 09:23 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:23 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:23 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 09:23 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: oldies at September 16, 2015 09:24 AM (j2xmV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:24 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 09:24 AM (iQIUe)
http://www.tkinter.smig.net/Chicago/InjunSummer/ index.htm
Tribune doesn't run it any more.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 09:24 AM (MIKMs)
The one about to........never mind.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:25 AM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:25 AM (VLTL9)
****
Sure, I'll corroborate your story.
Posted by: Muldoon
In this instance, class, Muldoon is the corroboror and naturalfake is the corroboree.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 09:25 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:25 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 16, 2015 09:26 AM (ukNFU)
That's a eucalyptus tree and there is a whole passel of pissed off koalas in it who are about to unleash holy hell on those kids making a racket on their lawn.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:26 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: really at September 16, 2015 09:27 AM (j2xmV)
Posted by: joe at September 16, 2015 09:27 AM (KUaJL)
https://youtu.be/bSfpgDhqHbs
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 09:27 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:27 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (RD7QR)
And in his accompanying picture he is smiling widely, so even he thinks that's a hilarious error.
Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (TxJGV)
so Johnny Depp is a shithead...
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (7OlRf)
Eh? Did I miss a story?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:14 AM (zOTsN)
Remember, without Trump the Constitution would work, and the media wouldn't make fun of us.
The embarrassing stories about Hillary would be taken in stride, and various concessions could be extracted without comment
The funding of terrorists would be considered just a minor glitch that could happen even to FDR and Johnson
Oh, and remember, without Trump, Consuela would dust behind the sofa like you pay her to, and the kid with a BA at the Starbucks would get your order done correctly and more quickly.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (eoM8x)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (zOTsN)
Where is it done right? How long is right? USSR lasted 70 years or so. I think that is the longest lived so far.
Posted by: really at September 16, 2015 09:30 AM (j2xmV)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:30 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:30 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:17 AM (2Ojst)
From a site called artionado
Here there are no sheep, cattle or any evidence of European presence apart from the painting itself thus, by extension, the artist and his view of the proceedings.
and, I don't see the artist.
Maybe that's what's cooking.
Posted by: dDan at September 16, 2015 09:30 AM (hwYmz)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:30 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 09:31 AM (oVJmc)
108 So, is this the very fist episode of "Naked and Afraid?"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (NOIQH)
There have been more than a few references to "fist" here lately. Have the AoS Style Guidelines been modified sotto voce?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:31 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:31 AM (zOTsN)
Noun:
In a statement with corroboration, there is both the person who supports the attestation (corroborator) and the person who is being supported by the attestation (corroboree)
Do I get a cookie?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2015 09:32 AM (3pRHP)
I suppose he's smiling because he gets paid either way, right? Romney may have lost, but that dude still got his check. #Winning
And if he's anything like Steve Schmidt or Nicole Wallace he's used it to leverage his career, all the while bashing those GOPe'rs who've employed him in the past.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:32 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:32 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:32 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:32 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 09:33 AM (3ZtZW)
Typo: fist-->first
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:33 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:17 AM (2Ojst)
From a site called artionado
Here there are no sheep, cattle or any evidence of European presence apart from the painting itself thus, by extension, the artist and his view of the proceedings.
They are roasting 'roo.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:33 AM (cN1tG)
Funny how HP announces a layoff of 30K on the same day as the R's debate. It has nothing to do with Carly Purina but I wouldnt put it past the D's (or Juan Ellis!) to try to associate her with it for the sake of the Low Info Dummies.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 09:33 AM (7OlRf)
In 1867 Jesse James and Billy the Kid joined forces to commit the
first co-robbery of a moving train on the North American continent. The
technique was adapted from a centuries-old Australian aborigine
custom.
.
.
.They had trains in Australia in the 1600's? Who knew.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2015 09:33 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Trump is the one at 9:25 AM
________
Any system, if done perfectly right, is the best.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 09:34 AM (o1VYc)
Do I get a cookie?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2015 09:32 AM (3pRHP)
Sure, but for using "attestation" twice in one sentence.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:34 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2015 09:34 AM (go5uR)
Posted by: mindful webworker - at the empty buffet at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (S3Inb)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: critic at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (j2xmV)
136 They are celebrating the opening of lion season.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2015 09:34 AM (go5uR)
Somewhere in the Great Feline Beyond, Cecil looks on and smiles approvingly
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Santa "naughty or nice" Claus at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (e8kgV)
>>>Posted by: Trump is the one at September 16, 2015 09:30 AM (lLM+r)
Is this a new dunce or an old one?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (7OlRf)
Posted by: Jeb at September 16, 2015 09:36 AM (O7MnT)
=========================
Yes and yes, I believe.
Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:36 AM (TxJGV)
Reminder: Don't paste Hector's nonsense into your comment response. It ensure the troll's ravings remain after one of the cobs blasts all of Hector's posts.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:36 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:36 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Stephen Douglas at September 16, 2015 09:37 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 16, 2015 09:37 AM (gW5Vg)
What? For reprising my joke at #98?
Sure, have a cookie. Everyone here is special and we all get gold stars on our papers.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 09:38 AM (JtwS4)
Is this a new dunce or an old one?
Posted by: Soothsayer
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:38 AM (cN1tG)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:38 AM (zOTsN)
Begun the Jeb!olanche has...
http://pjmedia.com/diaryofamadvoter/2015/09/16/
-night-before-hobnobbing-with-jeb/
(remove extra spaces)
Posted by: Yoda the YUUGE and Classy at September 16, 2015 09:38 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: V the K at September 16, 2015 09:38 AM (O7MnT)
The HP layoff will help her with voters. The narrative would be that she was forced out of HP for trying to save jobs instead of increasing profit.
Posted by: just saying at September 16, 2015 09:39 AM (j2xmV)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:40 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: JTB at September 16, 2015 09:40 AM (FvdPb)
____________________
I just hired this guy to work on my campaign staff... So, how do ya'll think he's doing so far?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 16, 2015 09:40 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: V the K at September 16, 2015 09:38 AM (O7MnT)
Allow me to rephrase....
Are we pissing any actual people off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 16, 2015 09:40 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:40 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:40 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:41 AM (kff5f)
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished.
Posted by: Barry the Geopolitical Grandmaster at September 16, 2015 09:41 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:42 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:42 AM (zOTsN)
whooo-boy.
http://tinyurl.com/lhzusbh
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (sPO3u)
Cecil is a cat. He just gutted an antelope in big cat heaven. Little know fact. Big cat heaven is antelope hell.
Posted by: just saying at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (j2xmV)
Posted by: Positive Waves at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: fly gal at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (po08c)
We pissing anyone off yet?
Just by living and breathing, I imagine.
Reading a one year retrospective on #gamergate. It's funny how much the behavior of folks in that continuing brawl remind me so much of how some folks are conducting themselves with l'affaire Trump.
Remember: If ya ain't pissed off, you ain't payin' attention.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (9krrF)
The feminist pictured at the link looks like Jabba the Hutt skinned Zoey Deschanel and is wearing her as a Buffalo Bill Woman Suit.
Posted by: V the K at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (sPO3u)
Caption:
Clovis people trying to re-conjure a mastodon, but global warming has killed the goose.
Posted by: GBruno at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (u49WF)
Posted by: Lea at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: MTF
Our poverty doesn't have enough diversity.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 09:45 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: fly gal at September 16, 2015 09:45 AM (po08c)
Is the source's middle initial "J"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 09:45 AM (JtwS4)
they are rigging the debate tonight according to multiple sources.
Supposedly everyone is going to gang up on Trump.
Given that every time they try to 'take him down' he surges, this could mean tonight he clinches the nomination.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 09:45 AM (oVJmc)
Gary Johnson again? Talk about horizontal learning curves...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 09:45 AM (9krrF)
Did they ever respond to Trump's suggestions that they donate the ad revenue to veterans organizations?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:46 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 16, 2015 09:46 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 09:47 AM (iQIUe)
171 Is it properly spelled Yector or Jector?
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (cbfNE)
Ejactulector
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:47 AM (VLTL9)
whooo-boy.
http://tinyurl.com/lhzusbh
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (oVJmc)
------------------------
Can't be that bad...
takes a look...
DrewW. going to vote for THAT!
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 09:47 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: fly gal at September 16, 2015 09:45 AM (po08c)
======================
All in favor of fly gal sharing, say "Aye".
Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:48 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 09:48 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 09:48 AM (3ZtZW)
so Johnny Depp is a shithead...
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (7OlRf)
On politics? Probably so, but he's in the Hollyweird clique so that's not exactly a shock. However, I've read in several places that he always keeps the full Jack Sparrow costume with him so that he can dress up and do surprise visits to children's hospitals in character to cheer up the kiddos- and has apparently talked several of his Pirates co- stars into going with him- so I try to give him the benefit of the doubt since that garners a lot of decency credit in my book.
Unless something horrific has come out about him I put him in the "Likely a moonbat, but basically a decent fellow" category.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at September 16, 2015 09:48 AM (KkVB6)
It's obvious: Men won't have to put up with unpleasant women if there's a willing sexbot option. Aaaaand what's more unpleasant than a (man-hating) feminist?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:48 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (cbfNE)
It's spelled "fuckstick."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:49 AM (2Ojst)
It's obvious: Men won't have to put up with unpleasant women if there's a willing sexbot option. Aaaaand what's more unpleasant than a (man-hating) feminist?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:48 AM (NOIQH)
It breaks their monopoly in the sexual marketplace, and they don't want to give that power up.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:49 AM (2Ojst)
"Get it off me! Get it off me!"
Posted by: Positive Waves at September 16, 2015 09:50 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:50 AM (zOTsN)
Those are happy trees...happy dying trees...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 09:50 AM (iQIUe)
It's spelled "fuckstick."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:49 AM (2Ojst)
Or "cockholster"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:50 AM (VLTL9)
Yep, depending on how clumsy they are about it.
If it's obvious that tonight is "Beat up on Donald Trump night," then he's going to walk away a yuge winner.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:52 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (sPO3u)
Jay Caruso had a Republican Candidate Street Fight Bracket up the other day on twitter.
Here's mine..... http://tinypic.com/r/29c5r9c/8
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 16, 2015 09:52 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: GBruno at September 16, 2015 09:53 AM (u49WF)
http://www.fox4news.com/news/20390946-story
Whataburger says this won't be tolerated. I hope not.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2015 09:54 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:52 AM (zOTsN)
Either that or pick a new issue and lay out a bold plan to fix it. Make people believe you're actually going to do it.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Positive Waves at September 16, 2015 09:55 AM (MQEz6)
Yup.
Watched a few episodes of that series "Humans" - man brings home a hot robot to help his super-busy working wife juggle job and 3-4 kids. She instinctively hates this beauty replacing her at home doing everything perfectly, makes her hubby miserable for it, and then.....he seeks comfort in the robot. The opposite scenario is depicted too - wife kicks out schlubby hubby because robot dude does everything she asks.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:56 AM (NOIQH)
Oh, it won't be. Either the employee will be fired, or the whole store will be is my guess. The manager will get to pick, of course.
But Whataburger takes great pride in its support of folks in uniform- whether that's US Armed Services or First Responders.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Zs4uk)
The problem with that is there are precisely two candidate I trust even to try to keep their word, and I'm not sure if Cruz or Walker are at the grown-up table tonight.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:57 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:57 AM (TxJGV)
Wife:"She looks like Christina Hendricks"
Hubby:"Does she?I hadn't noticed..."
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:58 AM (sPO3u)
Whataburger says this won't be tolerated. I hope not.
Oh, it won't be. Either the employee will be fired, or the whole
store will be is my guess. The manager will get to pick, of course.
But Whataburger takes great pride in its support of folks in uniform- whether that's US Armed Services or First Responders.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)
Something similar happened at an Arby's. Arby's fired the server and the manager.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 16, 2015 09:58 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:57 AM (kff5f)
Same people as last time, except add in Carly.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 16, 2015 09:58 AM (gW5Vg)
It's like a Mad Libs:
"Why do feminists hate _____?" (plural noun)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 09:58 AM (o1VYc)
"We think that the creation of such robots will contribute to detrimental relationships between men and women, adults and children, men and men and women and women," she said.
Chickens, on the other hand, are rejoicing.
And the contributions of feminist professors to improving such relationships are nil.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:59 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Positive Waves at September 16, 2015 09:59 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 10:00 AM (TxJGV)
candidate I trust even to try to keep their word, and I'm not sure if
Cruz or Walker are at the grown-up table tonight.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:57 AM (kff5f)
The Republicans have promised that multiple times and failed to carry through after amnesty. Even happened on RR's watch when the Dems blocked the "wall". RR said it was the biggest mistake he made during his Presidency, he trusted them.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 16, 2015 10:00 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:01 AM (2Uoun)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:01 AM (LUgeY)
http://www.fox4news.com/news/20390946-story
Whataburger says this won't be tolerated.
Didn't Whataburger hop on board with the "Moms Demand" crowd and ban open carry from their restaurants?
Posted by: V the K at September 16, 2015 10:01 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 10:03 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: John F. Kerry at September 16, 2015 10:03 AM (KCQo0)
Joe's Law: Trolls believe none of the things they post.
Joe's Corollary: Your disgust is their oxygen.
Joe's Conjecture: All trolls are Average Joe
Posted by: Grump928(c) notes at September 16, 2015 10:03 AM (evdj2)
-----
No its not.
Socialism ALWAYS fails. Do you have any idea why???
It's because the precepts of socialism goes against human nature. Its not in human nature to toil and work for the benefit of perfect strangers. People, by their very nature, want to enjoy the benefits of their efforts.
The "giving and caring" nature of socialism isnt based on altruism.... it's based on coercion. The state steps in forces to do "good deeds". You know what else is in human nature???? The urge to resist and rebel against undo coercion. Rising coercion raises the populations resentment of it..... the rising resistance leads to a higher level of state coercion to enforce its doctrine.... so on and so forth.
Your "system if done right" is done at the end of a barrel... because that's the only way it can be done.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 10:03 AM (8XRCm)
1. That's obviously a danger to society since it never happens today.
2. As opposed to feminism, which doesn't?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:05 AM (LUgeY)
Not that I recall. Whataburger has always been carry friendly. They have, on numerous occasions, asked pestiferous "Open Carry Texas" idiots (yeah, carrying your AR15 slung across your chest is a great way to win hearts and minds) to leave their weapons in cars.
Once open carry kicks in (January, IIRC) here in TX, they have said they have no plans to ask anyone openly carrying a weapon to leave.
That's the last I had heard, anyway.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 10:05 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 10:03 AM (8XRCm)
I like Ben Shapiro's description of Capitalism as forced altruism. I have to provide you with something of worth in order to succeed myself.
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:05 AM (2Uoun)
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar
Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;
Posted by: Barry the Geopolitical Grandmaster at September 16, 2015 10:06 AM (UzPAd)
Feminism already did that, you stupid bint.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:06 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 10:00 AM (TxJGV)
-------
And his gang of 8 crap.
And his vote to give Mr. Soetoro the Iran deal.
Wonder if Rubio will be having a beer with Bibi at Octoberfest this year?
Posted by: GBruno at September 16, 2015 10:07 AM (u49WF)
Bingo!
It's rich they're now concerned about the disruption of male-female relationships.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:07 AM (NOIQH)
Bingo!
It's rich they're now concerned about the disruption of male-female relationships.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:07 AM (NOIQH)
Heh. "You're scum! You're rapists! You should be in concentration camps! Hey...where are you going?"
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:08 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Chris M at September 16, 2015 10:09 AM (k3w9p)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2015 10:09 AM (FTdBq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 10:09 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: GBruno at September 16, 2015 10:10 AM (u49WF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:10 AM (LUgeY)
How many Hill People to milk zee goat?
Three---two to pull the goat up and down and one to hold the yaktabays!
Posted by: Latka at September 16, 2015 10:10 AM (LYqIl)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 10:10 AM (iQIUe)
Heh. Just like the two Jessica Valenti tweets from a recent ONT:
First: "Stop harassing me with your catcalls you rapey a$$holes!!!"
One year later: "I hate that I no longer get catcalls, and....I blame society (not my ego, no, this isn't about me, seriously)"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:11 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo's lucy liu sexbot at September 16, 2015 10:12 AM (LYqIl)
*throws gauntlet*
Phasers at dawn!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:10 AM (LUgeY)
Agreed. That's just not a correct assessment in any conceivable way.
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:12 AM (2Uoun)
Second, if it were socialism, hypothetically, the only reason it always fails is because Fixerupper doesn't believe in it.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 10:12 AM (o1VYc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:13 AM (hsCpX)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 16, 2015 10:13 AM (tf9Ne)
*throws gauntlet*
Phasers at dawn!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:10 AM (LUgeY)
Oh boy. I'll go halfway out on a limb to say Daryl Hannah > Sean Young, but Rachael > Pris since Rachael didn't have a proven track record of crushing men's heads with her thighs.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:14 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:14 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:13 AM (hsCpX)
*Awkward shrug*
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:14 AM (2Uoun)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:11 AM (NOIQH)
Yeah, I snerked a bit at that one. Hardly surprising, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:15 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: 'Stella' at September 16, 2015 10:15 AM (LYqIl)
she thought it looked like a bomb with timing device an called police
police took him into custody and interviewed him. He allegedly asked to speak to his father and they told him he could because he was being interrogated
this is now "a thing"
I am torn about this
15 year olds are joining ISIS and threatening to kill the pope
see something, say something
cops and the teacher are being attacked, and by the right too
kid looks like a science nerd, but then so did the 911 hi jackers
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:16 AM (zOTsN)
Could or couldn't?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:17 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:17 AM (hsCpX)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 10:18 AM (LYqIl)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:14 AM (NOIQH)
I think the other guy was the robot, though, right? I like the robot actor.
I so wanted that show to be good...
Posted by: Lea at September 16, 2015 10:18 AM (lIU4e)
As a balance to this is not because of his religion. Poptart pistol.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 16, 2015 10:18 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 10:19 AM (VLTL9)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 10:21 AM (LYqIl)
Kennex had a mechanical leg, so part robot.
The human part was mighty fine.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:21 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Buzzsaw
Exactly. An idiotic "zero tolerance" policy sweeps up protected classes, too, and occasionally will result in poor optics.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 16, 2015 10:21 AM (/Ho8c)
can't they told hi he couldnt talk to his father
now he is a minor so I thought they had to interview him with a parent but maybe not
15 year old join ISIS
15 year old just arrested for plotting to kill the pope
I am still assuming everyone was acting in good faith
what if it were a bomb and not a clock
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:22 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:22 AM (uPuV2)
Holo deck : run program Stroker Ace.
Posted by: Chandler Ryker at September 16, 2015 10:23 AM (XRtvO)
CAC and Red Steeze and Instapundit are all outraged over the temporary detention of Ahmed and the homemade clock
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:23 AM (zOTsN)
The amount of understanding the average person has of electronics is infinitesmal.
If a kid was going to build a time bomb, the last thing he would need to build from scratch is the timer.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:24 AM (hsCpX)
----
Is there a pic of the said homemade clock???
Cuz if it *looks* like a bomb..... tuff shit Achmed.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 10:24 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 10:25 AM (JtwS4)
Well... yes, but then again no.
In theory, schools in Texas operate en loco parentis which means, during the school day, on school grounds, as long as your child is checked into school, school teachers and administrators count as your guardian.
So a "parent" is not strictly required for the interview.
Once he asked for his actual parent, though... that's a different story. I'm pretty sure at that point, unless they have a good reason that Dad shouldn't be brought in (and, "He'll tell his son to shut up, lawyer up, and sue our asses" is not a good reason), they're supposed to bring in Dad.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 10:25 AM (kff5f)
We are surrounded by idiots.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 10:25 AM (GzDYP)
>>15 year old just arrested for plotting to kill the pope
15 year old Danish gal just stabbed to death and then beheaded her mom w/the assistance of her 29 year old married jihadi BF
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:25 AM (NOIQH)
CAC and Red Steeze and Instapundit are all outraged over the temporary detention of Ahmed and the homemade clock
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:23 AM (zOTsN)
Those are just regular people. I'll wait to hear what the "paid thinkers" think, like that insufferable twit, Charles CW Cooke.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 10:25 AM (Zs4uk)
Sexbots = hopped-up Sybians & fleshlights. That they can make your bed and serve drinks in the meantime is just icing on the cake.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 10:25 AM (9krrF)
https://youtu.be/8cwcln-NYWs
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:26 AM (uPuV2)
With a snake.
No contest.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:26 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 10:27 AM (VLTL9)
Why should a school waste time having even to determine whether it is a bomb or not. Just take it away and tell him not to do it again.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 10:27 AM (iQIUe)
Cuz if it *looks* like a bomb..... tuff shit Achmed.
Built into a tiger hologram, apparently.
Seriously, this is reminding me of that business in Boston, but without the "mysterious electronic devices found on infrastructure items" part. Or the pop-tart crap.
Unless, of course, there's a detail or three that hasn't been released. Seems there always are.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 10:28 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Garrett at September 16, 2015 10:28 AM (XRtvO)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 10:28 AM (iQIUe)
78 I thought Gynoid ran the Bar on the Enterprise?
Posted by: Garrett at September 16, 2015 10:28 AM (XRtvO)
Gynandroid, 'cause Whoppi "rape-rape" Goldberg.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 10:29 AM (VLTL9)
Those were Lite Brites, IIRC.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:30 AM (2Ojst)
These are the rules that the left establishes. Everything that they can make into a large stink against us they will. Give them some of their own medicine.
Posted by: joe at September 16, 2015 10:30 AM (KUaJL)
cops and the teacher are being attacked, and by the right too
kid looks like a science nerd, but then so did the 911 hi jackers
Why? It's not like the yuuuuuge denunciations from the moderate members have given everyone a clear dividing line between terrs and "non-terrs".
Sorry. But that's where it's at. Make a mistake and upset a kid, or make a mistake and get a school blown up. I'll err on upsetting the kid. Every time.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:30 AM (cN1tG)
I don't think the police gave it back, because in this interview he describes it.
Nerdy little kid, builds all kinds of stuff with circuit boards.
Neither of my idiot kids could build a clock at 14.
http://bit.ly/1FLI9j2
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 10:30 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:31 AM (hsCpX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:31 AM (uPuV2)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 10:32 AM (VLTL9)
DATING PROFILE on Match.com which says he is 'detained but ready to
mingle'
Hey, he's just hoping to find a JiHotie.
Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2015 10:32 AM (jnsPM)
At 15 I was operating metal lathes, Bridgeport milling machines, grinders and such.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:33 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 10:33 AM (493sH)
I would like to know if they Mirandized him.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:33 AM (2Ojst)
I wonder......
If the clock maker had been named Billy Joe Ray..... sporting a buzz cut.... that spoke with a deep Southern drawl.... and was known to wear a conferate flag tee shirt from time to time....
.... I wonder if #IstandwithBilly would be a thing.
My guess is..... "No".
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 10:33 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2015 10:34 AM (eoM8x)
I am torn about this
Posted by: ThunderB
Mebbe the story is bullshit. Wouldn't be a first for the Daily Snail.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 10:34 AM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:34 AM (hsCpX)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:36 AM (cN1tG)
Of course you could rewatch Cherry 2000.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:36 AM (uPuV2)
i think everyone is acting in good faith
but it is stupid, lethally stupid, to assume because he is a nerdy 15 year old he ergo cannot be capable of such a thing
this is who ISIS is recruiting now, all over England
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:37 AM (zOTsN)
HONEST!!!!! The hangsman noose is *just* a knot. I brought it to school for show and tell.
Posted by: White Christian Boys Scout at September 16, 2015 10:37 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 10:38 AM (o1VYc)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:38 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Garrett at September 16, 2015 10:38 AM (XRtvO)
good things for mankind," said Ahmed's father, Mohamed Elhassan Mohamed,
who immigrated from Sudan and occasionally returns there to run for
president.
???
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:38 AM (hsCpX)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 10:38 AM (o1VYc)
Considering it's in the Keys, probably not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:39 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 10:39 AM (ljZD2)
The park is peopled by robots and is designed to provide a 100% life
like experience simulating Roman times, cowboy ..
Westworld HBO movie coming in 2016
Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2015 10:39 AM (eoM8x)
---Kid brings in Lego figure w/tiny gun gets expelled
---Kid finds mom packed paring knife in lunch by mistake, kid gives it to teacher, gets expelled
---Kid on playground pretends to throw a grenade
---Kid brings pink Dora explorer watergun to school gets expelled
--Kindergartener kisses classmate get put on sex offender list
Call me when the Left is upset about those and gets a twitteremotional.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:39 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:40 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2015 10:32 AM (jnsPM)
Stop. I laughed. But Stop.
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:40 AM (2Uoun)
Per Guido he's also appointing political advisors for his shadow cabinet rather than letting them select their own. Quite Soviet of him.
Posted by: Roger Fuckbythenavel (ex Devoceleraptor, ex JEM) at September 16, 2015 10:40 AM (o+SC1)
---Kid brings in Lego figure w/tiny gun gets expelled
---Kid finds mom packed paring knife in lunch by mistake, kid gives it to teacher, gets expelled
---Kid on playground pretends to throw a grenade
---Kid brings pink Dora explorer watergun to school gets expelled
--Kindergartener kisses classmate get put on sex offender list
Finger-gun.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:40 AM (hsCpX)
who immigrated from Sudan and occasionally returns there to run for president.
Clock has already been invented.
Try again Al Gore.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:41 AM (cN1tG)
Printed book version is now available -
https://www.createspace.com/5705570
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:42 AM (uPuV2)
Wasnt the Dollhouse about human robots? They whipped yr memory and programed you to be a killer or a whore? I'm surprised more feminists didnt complain.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 10:42 AM (iQIUe)
If they thought the kid might have brought a bomb to school, why would they do anything else than immediately evacuate the premises until the bomb squad got there?
"Hey, that could be a bomb. Let's bring it down to the Principal's office while we talk about it." Sure, makes sense.
Posted by: mindful webworker - autodidacts' dad at September 16, 2015 10:43 AM (S3Inb)
Heavens, thank goodness I didn't grow up in today's world. I was girl crazy straight out of the womb. Any kid talk of "cooties" just meant "more for me" to me.
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:43 AM (2Uoun)
This McConnell Plan is DISGUSTING and DISGRACEFULL.
You NEVER link National Security to the release of any hostages or prisoners. Is he out of his fuckin mind. Just to bring it up...and it will not work anyway...is treasonous. what a dumb fuck.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 10:43 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (NOIQH)
but stop pretending 15 year olds dont join jihad
stop pretending they arent usually islamic, or from places like Sudan
and stop shamng people who report it when you also tell the them to "See Something, Say Something"
ignoring this type of shit gives you the Boston bombing, and 911
they were all nerdy guys too
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (zOTsN)
Didn't even notice the people. The sky is where it's all at.
Posted by: bour3 at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (5x3+2)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (NOIQH)
Even creepier when you learn what the endgame was. I won't spoil it for anyone who hasn't watched the series.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (2Ojst)
Sounds as if the teacher isn't too smart.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (7OlRf)
Sounds like Hector, aka Hector Tito.
Posted by: Lurk Police at September 16, 2015 10:45 AM (hgBpU)
yr memory and programed you to be a killer or a whore? I'm surprised
more feminists didnt complain.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 10:42 AM (iQIUe)
That was back when Joss Whedon was still an SJW Untouchable.
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:45 AM (2Uoun)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 10:45 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 10:45 AM (9mTYi)
They belong to BlackLivesMatter?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:46 AM (2Ojst)
https://youtu.be/5yptPl08oAo
Or perhaps Upotte!!
https://youtu.be/wDFrw2KVNzc
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:46 AM (uPuV2)
their minds scrambled again and again. More like pleasure slaves. It
was creepy.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (NOIQH)
Sounds like Bill's wet-dream. Speaking of creepy
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2015 10:46 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 10:46 AM (493sH)
Ahmed was wearing a NASA shirt!
https://twitter.com/anildash/status/644020453724585984/photo/1
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 10:47 AM (JtwS4)
I would say as a precondition of any kind of 'detente' with a hostile power, release of hostages and prisoners would be absolutely essential. There shouldn't even be a negotiation until that happens.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 16, 2015 10:47 AM (OqR5R)
I really wanted to like Gunslinger Girl but it seemed like they couldn't stick to their own fiction. Are they robots? Are they little girls that have been conditioned to be assassins? There were too many mixed messages about what they actually were for the emotional impacts to make any sense.
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:48 AM (2Uoun)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 16, 2015 10:49 AM (+aCe4)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2015 10:50 AM (FTdBq)
this is what happened
he made the clock
he showed his engineering teacher
who told him, thats cool, now put it away and dont show the other teachers
but somehow the alarm went off in the middle of English class
and the English teacher saw it and sent him to the principal who called the police
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:50 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:50 AM (uPuV2)
leftists.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:50 AM (cN1tG)
...which, I know wasn't an Aggie gang becoz they would've thrown the AK
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 10:51 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2015 10:51 AM (FTdBq)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:52 AM (zOTsN)
Either that or pick a new issue and lay out a bold plan to fix it. Make people believe you're actually going to do it.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Zs4uk)
My example for this is Ted Cruz, whose standard applause line is that he'll get rid of the IRS. Of course, he never spells out exactly how he'd do it, but if he took a page out of Teh Donald's book and basically said, "President Obama brags that he can do what he wants because he has a phone and a pen. I pledge to you that on the first day of my administration, I will use that pen to outlaw the IRS and the phone to issue an arrest warrant for Lois Lerner," he'd see a bump in the polls.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2015 10:51 AM (zF6Iw)
Kindergartener kisses classmate get put on sex offender list
We played a game called 'kiss chase' in first grade all the time.
Posted by: Lea at September 16, 2015 10:52 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:52 AM (uPuV2)
I would say as a precondition of any kind of 'detente' with a hostile power, release of hostages and prisoners would be absolutely essential. There shouldn't even be a negotiation until that happens.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 16, 2015 10:47 AM (OqR5R)
that is not the point this deal sucks and it will not suck less if the hostages are released
what the jackass is saying is that releasing the hostages makes this ok?
Stupid even to bring it up
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 10:53 AM (DUoqb)
The wife and I have finished binge watching Downton Abby, Damages, Bloodline, a couple more I can't think of right now and we're currently catching up on Justified.
Any recommendations for something good?
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 10:53 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2015 10:51 AM (FTdBq)
He comes across as the ultimate limp dick, beta male who's wife is getting rogered by Paolo right now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 10:54 AM (493sH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2015 10:54 AM (FTdBq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:54 AM (uPuV2)
Humans was pretty good. Father gets a very attractive synthetic to help around the house, cause LawyerMom is never home.
Dad plooks her, which would've been enough, but synthetic starts acting unusual and kidnaps their kidlet for a few hours one night. Lots of twists and turns.
Intriguing.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:54 AM (LUgeY)
The only think I really remember about it was the connection between one of the girls and a teenage busboy in a back ally, taking out the trash. Whether brainwashed or cyborg, the emotional notes it tried to hit just fell flat. But Anime is gonna Anime, I guess.
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:54 AM (2Uoun)
Mine is that the poo flinging monkeys all bring actual poo and fling it at trump but he dives, dodges, ducks and dodges and everyone else including tapper and hewitt are all covered in stinky shit.
Posted by: traye at September 16, 2015 10:55 AM (JJby+)
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
Georgy Porgy ran away.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 10:56 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:57 AM (cN1tG)
Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2015 10:57 AM (5vV+V)
" just saw on CNBC, Hungarian police using what looked liked pepper spray on "migrants" to disperse them from trying to get through a fence. Looks like Hungary is the only European country right now not rolling over. CNBC was having the vapors."
Hungary is too poor to take them in and too smart not to keep an eye on them.
From what some of the reugees said, they seem to think they better than the citizens of Hungary.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 16, 2015 10:57 AM (1JqUE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:57 AM (uPuV2)
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
Georgy Porgy ran away.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 10:56 AM (MIKMs)
I've always wondered about this "pudding and pie".
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:58 AM (2Uoun)
Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2015 10:58 AM (eoM8x)
______________________
LiveLeak had some videos from last week, showing how grateful all these "desperate, needy" "refugees" are. In one, they were hurling large rocks at local people on a train. In another, there were throwing bottles of water (that they had just been handed by police) onto train tracks. In another, they swarmed a charity's food truck, stole the food off it, and then threw the food on the ground (it wasn't up to their high standards, apparently).
They are hostile and aggressive and they have no shame.
This will not end well for anybody.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2015 10:58 AM (a31sM)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:57 AM (cN1tG)
I tried the first episode or two of Marco Polo and it didn't grab my interest. Longmire looks good and I haven't heard of Narcos, so I'll check it out.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 10:59 AM (Zs4uk)
The problem is that anyone who has been following these events over the past 10 years recognizes this and discards it out of hand. Here is what it would take for me to reconsider the Republicans:
evict McConehead, McCain, Graham and Corker from the Senate
Remove Boner from Speaker of the House and replace him with a rock hard conservative from SC.
Impeach the EPA thug for perjury. Hold Holder and Scankles in criminal contempt for the same and if the new AG refuses to impanel a GJ then impeach her to for failure to obey the law.
Do this and I will leave the battlefield as William Wallace would say.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 16, 2015 10:59 AM (t2KH5)
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
Georgy Porgy ran away.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 10:56 AM (MIKMs)
In today's twisted world Georgy would be kissing the boys and dressing like the girls
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 11:00 AM (493sH)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at September 16, 2015 11:00 AM (gFO8N)
Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2015 10:58 AM (eoM8x)
*Editor gets into his Prius or Smart Car to go to lunch*"Shit."
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 11:00 AM (2Uoun)
That show really soured me on Whedon, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 11:00 AM (NOIQH)
That a kid might be fascinated by clockworks (mechanical or electronic) is unremarkable. A thing to be lauded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:01 AM (9mTYi)
Can't wait for The Americans, Vikings, Legends, & Perception to come back. Do want to see The Bastard Executioner and the one about England.
Castle starts back next Monday. Woohoo! Stana Katic, yum.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 11:01 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 10:53 AM
I've suspected all along that the hostages would be released when the gope could get credit. And that we'll be expected to feel so good about their homecoming, all will be forgotten.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 11:01 AM (GzDYP)
Narcos is about catching Pablo Escobar.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (cN1tG)
Yeah.
So much working.
Getting a lot done here.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (ZvKdv)
They are hostile and aggressive and they have no shame.
This will not end well for anybody."
I saw that too. Hungary giving them food and water was no small deal. Yet we see how entitiled the "refugees" feel. Hungary has it right.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (+aCe4)
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I think you may have misspelled "Leaf" and "Volt"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 11:00 AM (NOIQH)
It had some interesting notes, particularly when two of the 'dolls' formed a connection despite the programing? But it had some creepy weird things too.
Posted by: Lea at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 11:03 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:03 AM (uPuV2)
I'm going to get so much done today, after wasting most of yesterday playing Destiny: The Taken King.
Yeah.
So much working.
Getting a lot done here.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (ZvKdv)
No judgment, just genuinely curious: How are you still entertained playing that game?
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 11:04 AM (2Uoun)
Hey, the LA police are going electric, that should be interesting.
Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2015 11:04 AM (eoM8x)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 11:01 AM (GzDYP)
A) it will not pass
B) Why would Iran releases them for nothing when they can get more for them
The US under Fredo will get rick rolled again
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:04 AM (DUoqb)
I started one last night. I'm going to trash it, though, because it sucks.
I like where I was planning to go, but that one got away from me.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 11:04 AM (kff5f)
This will not end well for anybody.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2015 10:58 AM (a31sM)
_________
It will for me!!
Posted by: Mohammad The Prophet Looking to Take Over The World at September 16, 2015 11:06 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 11:06 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 11:06 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (493sH)
I have a story stub, a concept that could work; until I started to work on it in Scrivener. And spent about an hour trying to write an opening and succeeded in putting down about twenty words.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (uPuV2)
Posted by: Mohammad The Prophet Looking to Take Over The World at September 16, 2015 11:06 AM (0LHZx)
Totes! Now help me out this well, boy!
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (2Uoun)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
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Sadie Hawkins Day must have found her town curiously empty of men.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (9mTYi)
That a muzzie builds a clock and brings it to school is remarkable.
A thing to go "boom".
Actually, this would be considered a "dry run". To see how everyone responds.
Sorry it's come to that. But that is how it has to be looked at by the religion of splodey parts.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Mohammad The Prophet Looking to Take Over The World at September 16, 2015 11:06 AM (0LHZx)
Totes! Now help me out this well, boy!
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (2Uoun)
Wait your turn, bitch.
Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ojst)
Fargo and TWD are the only shows left that are premiering that are good. Sherlock returns on Christmas.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:08 AM (iQIUe)
I got about 1500 words down last night. Then I went to bed and my brain thought about it some more. Now they suck.
I'm trying to work on exactly how to tell the story I want to tell.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 11:08 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Yo! at September 16, 2015 11:08 AM (GwIKd)
So if they live in such paradise, why do they all want to go to the evil west where there are McDonald's restaurants on every corner?
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 11:09 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ojst)
Shiiiit, gurl. I thought you was doing your thang. Wasn't you in that movie The Ring?
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:09 AM (2Uoun)
I wonder how long it will take them to get Narcos Season 2 in the can? Another nice thing about that show was that it was filmed in Colombia. So sick of them filming in LA.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:09 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 11:10 AM (0O7c5)
I wonder how long it will take them to get Narcos Season 2 in the can? Another nice thing about that show was that it was filmed in Colombia. So sick of them filming in LA.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:09 AM (iQIUe)
__________
Cool. I was wondering about that since it looked authentically South American.
I'm only 4 episodes in but I'm really digging the show.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 11:11 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 11:11 AM (E5UB0)
Word. My pulp story gave way to hard-boiled nuns and is now on to short stories on account of an epic case of authorial ADD...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 11:11 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:11 AM (LYqIl)
Exactly AllenG, where I started story last night is different than stub; but was lacking the zing to grab reader attention.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:11 AM (uPuV2)
Posted by: 13th Imam
You fuckers are going to bogart all the quality concubines, I just know it.
Posted by: 14th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:12 AM (9krrF)
but the alarm went off in English two periods later
he had to have set the alarm, yes?
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 11:12 AM (zOTsN)
Makes me feel positively inadequate, he does.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 11:12 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:13 AM (uPuV2)
I am a very bad person.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at September 16, 2015 11:13 AM (mexbk)
Target rich environment?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:13 AM (cN1tG)
I'm only 4 episodes in but I'm really digging the show.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 11:11 AM (0LHZx)
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The actors are great and when all is said and done, the Colombians are the true heros in the show.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:14 AM (iQIUe)
With a 10-gallon yarmulke on his head
He always followed his mother's wishes,
Even on the range he used two sets of dishes.
Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sissy Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 11:14 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: 14th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:12 AM (9krrF)
My autobiography might help: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Goats.
Posted by: 15th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:14 AM (2Uoun)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:15 AM (uPuV2)
Oh, you want to ban sex robots? Sure. Right after you give up your vibrators.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 11:15 AM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 11:15 AM (0O7c5)
And no "big name" stars, which, to me, makes it all the more believeable.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:16 AM (cN1tG)
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:09 AM (2Uoun)
Oh hell no, you did NOT go there!
Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:16 AM (2Ojst)
An interesting contrast with the source of my nic, to be sure...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 11:16 AM (9krrF)
Someone please give me the locker combination for the Banhammer of Loving Kindness.
Please?
Until then: F*ck off, troll.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (kff5f)
Look how classy the Morons are, schoolifyin' me!
Mornin' my lovelies.
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (hvf9s)
But no c-4
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: jwest at 10:53 AM
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"Enlisted" was a sitcom that lasted one season. It might still be on Fox's website. If not, check on YouTube. Worth watching.
"Corner Gas" is another sitcom I recommend. I know there are full episodes on YouTube.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (o1VYc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:16 AM (2Ojst)
What you gon do about it, baby gurl?
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (2Uoun)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 11:18 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:18 AM (uPuV2)
See Drudge.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 11:19 AM (0LHZx)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._R._Burnett
And he wasnt a commie. There are some other names if I can find them now.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:19 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 11:20 AM (JmGFJ)
What you gon do about it, baby gurl?
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (2Uoun)
I'ma gonna get Jihad on your punk ass! Shit is about to get REAL up in this bitch, bitch!
Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:20 AM (2Ojst)
I think the trick is to get a job as a night clerk in a seed hotel. It really gets the creative juices flowing.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)
B) Why would Iran releases them for nothing when they can get more for them
The US under Fredo will get rick rolled again
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:04 AM (DUoqb)
McConnell's life long dream to be senate leader came true at a time where we don't all buy his theater on cspan. This guy with 17 million net worth wants us to believe the media; Mitch wants payback! Gives ultimatum to democrats!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 11:21 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)
ewwwwwwww
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 11:21 AM (0O7c5)
I think the trick is to get a job as a night clerk in a seed hotel. It really gets the creative juices flowing.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)
"Creative juices" indeed...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 11:21 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 11:21 AM (kff5f)
Trying to get Ace laid?
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:21 AM (LYqIl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:22 AM (uPuV2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:22 AM (uPuV2)
Sure they are. They don't call it "baby batter" for nothing!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 11:22 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:20 AM (2Ojst)
Errbody knows I'm tha real thang and you ain't gots two duckets to rub together. I'm the real Jihadi O.G. up in this subterranean water hole.
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:23 AM (2Uoun)
Much how Sons of Anarchy is a modern take on Macbeth I guess. Not saying Empire is good, just saying this is what I have heard. But I have too much TV already to catch up, cannot start new things, so will not know for a few months at least.
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:23 AM (hvf9s)
__________
Isn't that Samantha Powers' husband in charge of the program?
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 11:23 AM (MIKMs)
He:
- Will never give you up
- Will never let you down
- Will never run around and desert you
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 11:24 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2015 11:25 AM (dKQ1C)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 11:25 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 11:23 AM (MIKMs)
Cass Sunstein or somesuch. Of "Nudge" fame. Lovely.
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 11:25 AM (2Uoun)
"Well sir, a shoot-out at a roach motel between two gangs. So far four dead and three being taken by ambulance."
"Name of the gangs?"
"That's the weird part sir. One is the 12th Iman gang and the other the 13th Iman. Both claiming the hotel as their well."
Detective pauses. "What?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:25 AM (uPuV2)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:25 AM (LYqIl)
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:23 AM (2Uoun)
OG? Bitch, please, what that stand for? Original Goatfucker, maybe!
Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 11:23 AM (MIKMs)
How big are his smartglasses?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: donna at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (hUdMz)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:08 AM (iQIUe)
Coincidentally two of those have a Martin Freeman in them!
Love him. Want some Hollywood director to realize he could be this generation's Hitchockian everyman, Jimmy Stewart style, and cast him in a good thriller where he is the man on the run. Some day! Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (493sH)
Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (2Ojst)
Hey, what I do with my property and livestock is my business. Don't you have some phone calls to make and some TVs to be crawling through?
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:27 AM (2Uoun)
Trying to get Ace laid?
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:21 AM (LYqIl)
Not that creepy. Jeebus, man, it was on network television! They have limits!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 11:28 AM (2Ojst)
But no c-4
Posted by: @votermom
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?
Sure. Because all bomb timers have 3 or 4 USB connectors.
It's just a little single board computer, not some sort of dedicated timing device. Any of the cellphones that the kids at school have are just, if not more, capable than that.
The problem wasn't the kid, the problem was over reacting, ignorant teachers/administrators/cops.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:29 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Chris M at September 16, 2015 11:29 AM (k3w9p)
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (hvf9s)
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Martin definitely "broke bad" in Fargo.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:30 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Or he's an annoying aspie who was told to shut the fuck up about his Arduino but didn't.
Either or.
The story stinks. 72 hours needed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 11:31 AM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:31 AM (LYqIl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:29 AM (9mTYi)
I agree, but they are that way with all the kids.
I'm just saying I can see why the lofos panicked.
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 11:32 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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The chocolate rations have been quadrupled, you ungrateful schmuck. You take my word for it, you racist. Stop denying reality. The economy is better than it has ever been, you racist sourpuss. You didn't build that. STFU and enjoy the Utopia that I've brought about and stop making up imaginary complaints.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 16, 2015 11:32 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:32 AM (uPuV2)
In real life, Escobar became more and more paranoid and before he went to "prison" he started executing people in his cartel right and left.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:33 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 11:28 AM (2Ojst)
I know right?!
Posted by: The network that brought you the mind screw that is Hannibal (which I like! Just saying) at September 16, 2015 11:33 AM (hvf9s)
"We do not warm our grilled cheese in the VCR."
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:34 AM (2Uoun)
Moe, Larry and Curly hardest hit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 11:34 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 11:34 AM (2Uoun)
I dvrd Bastard Executioner but haven't watched it yet.
Oh if anyone like cheesy horror shows on netflix I recommend From Dusk.Till Dawn the series and Salem.
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 11:34 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:29 AM (9mTYi)
I suspect you're right, but I also suspect the alarm must've startled the whole class and maybe the kids were a bit frightened.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 11:35 AM (GzDYP)
"No, Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet can't be friends."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 11:35 AM (LUgeY)
kid got his pat on the head. kid was told to put it away
someone set the alarm to go off in English
somebody did
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 11:36 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Or he's an annoying aspie who was told to shut the fuck up about his Arduino but didn't.
Or it was a dry run to check responses.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:36 AM (cN1tG)
Corbyn received nearly 60 percent of the votes in Saturdays leadership election for Labour, the major opposition party in Britain once led by Tony Blair. The left wing Member of Parliament has been critical of NATO and expressed opposition to imposing sanctions on Russia for its support of separatists in Ukraine. He also previously referred to members of the terrorist groups Hamas and Hezbollah as friends when he welcomed them to Britain.
Free Beacon
Lovely
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:36 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 11:37 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 11:35 AM (LUgeY)
"Put your asparagus down. Asparagus is not a weapon."
True story though, my little brother stuck a letter opener into an outlet at a county courthouse and black out the whole building. When asked what he was thinking, he replied "I was just playing Fix-It Man."
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 11:38 AM (2Uoun)
Seems they're awfully aggressive for a bunch of oppressed people.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 11:39 AM (x3GpS)
That sounds likes something a stalker would say.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:40 AM (LYqIl)
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at September 16, 2015 11:40 AM (zL/eJ)
I am fighting with the Navy...over Travel Re-imbursement
Fighting with the wife about life
Patient date a check for November instead of October by mistake...I think
My Orders are late and i am suppose to leave Friday
I feel like ripping someone's head off
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:40 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 11:41 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2015 11:41 AM (sdxPm)
They can't seem to muster the courage to do that back home?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 11:41 AM (LUgeY)
Time to get ready for writers lunch. Where the fat we chew isn't necessarily the food.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:41 AM (uPuV2)
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at September 16, 2015 11:42 AM (zL/eJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 11:42 AM (lVU49)
What do I need to do to get the link to work?
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:42 AM (hvf9s)
Dallas has a suburb named Garland, where some ISIS inspired terrorists shot up a Mohommed Cartoon exhibition with Pam Geller in attendance
Dallas has a huge muslim population who built the US's largest sharia courthouse, no shit
I am not for shaming administrators who saw something and reported it
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 11:43 AM (zOTsN)
I am fighting with the Navy...over Travel Re-imbursement
Fighting with the wife about life
Patient date a check for November instead of October by mistake...I think
My Orders are late and i am suppose to leave Friday
I feel like ripping someone's head off
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:40 AM (DUoqb)
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Close your eyes ...
Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr Purr Purr
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:43 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:43 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 11:44 AM (XUKZU)
Too bad they couldn't be that aggressive on their own soil.
Posted by: no good deed at September 16, 2015 11:44 AM (GgxVX)
They can't seem to muster the courage to do that back home?
Back home will simply kill them.
Lesson to be learned?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:45 AM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Whatever you do, don't think about a gigantic cloud with tits.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 11:45 AM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I've got a list of people who could use a good head rip. Let's start with Hector.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 11:45 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (LYqIl)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (cN1tG)
Close your eyes ...
Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr Purr Purr
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:43 AM (iQIUe)
Ahhhh.... Kitty Puree!!!
Posted by: Alf at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (qh617)
http://tinyurl.com/ous78yf
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (zL/eJ)
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 11:45 AM (XUKZU
You trying to put the truckstop gloryholes outta business? It's Hector's only contribution to society.
Posted by: maddogg at September 16, 2015 11:47 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 16, 2015 11:47 AM (AC0lD)
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Hey.... Hector.
Remember upthread when you were mocking me for pointing out the only way socialism works is thru coercion???
Yeah. Fuck You Too.
Posted by: White Christian Boys Scout at September 16, 2015 11:47 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
--------------------------------------------
So do I. WHY ARE THERE NO HISPANIC TAMPON ADS???
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (x3GpS)
Something really weird is going on with the Navy, and getting travel orders...
Son was supposed to leave Guam 2 months ago.... still in limbo waiting on orders...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (qh617)
I can totally see that backfiring by revealing Trump's a fan of the show.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (9krrF)
you're welcome folks!
Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at September 16, 2015 11:49 AM (LQhMs)
Coincidentally, also how I feel at work today! I blame the rain, and no sleep, but mostly the rain because why not?
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:50 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 16, 2015 11:47 AM (AC0lD)
And here in America? Hewlett Packard just announced 30,000 more tech job layoffs... here in the US...
While still having about 3000 H1B Visa applications in with the Government....
/facepalm
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:50 AM (qh617)
right now it's just a preview. I didn't wait to see what it would show.
http://tinyurl.com/qxx7skx (go.cnn.com/?stream=cnn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 11:51 AM (x3GpS)
But this, "Nobody is saying the things he is!" is kind of bullshitty. Lots of people (the conservative alternative media) are saying "these things" and have been for quite some time. Even the "deport them all" theme is out there. They were saying them when W was in office, for crying out loud.
The people who are feeling ignored and are now filled with hope because some rich loudmouth mirrors their thoughts are people who are just to lazy or apathetic to read the conservative media.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 16, 2015 11:51 AM (laMCB)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (LYqIl)
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What do you know? Are you a doctor?!!! No, didnt think so!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:52 AM (iQIUe)
Yeah.
So much working.
Getting a lot done here.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (ZvKdv)
No judgment, just genuinely curious: How are you still entertained playing that game?
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Have a group I usually play with--the bullshitting while playing.
When you've gamed as long as I have _every_ game is repetitive--they all are pretty much the same.
So, I only buy like one new game a year--$40 for this year's game is a good deal.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 16, 2015 11:52 AM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:53 AM (iQIUe)
That sounds likes something a stalker would say.
Posted by: andycanuck
Don't make me come up there!
Posted by: Kip Addotta at September 16, 2015 11:53 AM (l3vZN)
Unpossible!
They must have put them in boxcars! IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: GOP/e at September 16, 2015 11:53 AM (0dcbp)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 11:53 AM (XUKZU)
but NONE of the candidates were talking about illegal immigration in any terms other than "path to citizenship"
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 11:53 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Shirley Manson at September 16, 2015 11:54 AM (ZtFr+)
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Nobody is saying this who is running for President.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 11:55 AM (LXJ1e)
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How do we know if we don't try?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 11:55 AM (XUKZU)
Sleepy kitty,
Purr Purr Purr
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
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I want pussy! I mean, in place of what I currently have.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 11:55 AM (E5UB0)
Yeah, conservative alternative media, who can't DO anything about the problem...
See the difference?
Posted by: GMan at September 16, 2015 11:55 AM (sxq57)
I love South Korean women for their fiscally conservative government with great debt to GDP ratios.
And the femininity. And the great legs.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 16, 2015 11:55 AM (AC0lD)
Steyn.
VDH.
Who else?
And why are you conflating teh Trumpster with conservative media?
I don't get it.
Posted by: GOP/e at September 16, 2015 11:55 AM (0dcbp)
That's absolutely incorrect. Both Sen. Cruz and Gov. Walker were taking a tough line on immigration back in the spring, well before Trump had his powwow with Bill and Hillary and decided to troll the Republican nomination process.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 11:56 AM (ljZD2)
Son was supposed to leave Guam 2 months ago.... still in limbo waiting on orders...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (qh617)
Nothing weird about it at all. It is all about the MONEY.. Show me the MONEY!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:56 AM (DUoqb)
I'm just saying I can see why the lofos panicked.
Posted by: @votermom
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Well, I don't want to beat this thing to death, but I think it is reflective of how soft and over-sensitized the public at large has become.
When I was fourteen (as this kid and classmates are) I had a driver's license and owned guns. That was true of all of my friends also. We had one kid bring in a WWII anti-tank gun for show and tell. We've become a nation of whiney, overwrought, pearl-clutching idiots.
Everyone of those adults, and most of the kids, are carrying in their pocket something just as programmable, complete with alarms, and yet they get a case of the vapors over a bare circuit board?
A sensible person (and especially a teacher), however ignorant, would have said, "Neat! Tell me how it works. Did you do the programming? etc., etc."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:56 AM (9mTYi)
Conservative media is a ghetto. I'm sorry, but that's the sad, pathetic truth. Trump is the first one to successfully get this message to a wider audience, and that's part of what scares the hell out of some people--he's breaking the blockade.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 11:57 AM (9krrF)
Hmmmm.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 11:57 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:52 AM (iQIUe)
Don't mock, Youtube Kitty videos will be your general practitioner someday if I get my way!
Posted by: Obamacare, what is this Do No Harm crap you keep talking about? at September 16, 2015 11:57 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: BB Wolf
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Hurry up and wait.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:57 AM (9mTYi)
professional writer, you should be writing about 2 books a year (for
part time!) plus short stories and crap.
Makes me feel positively inadequate, he does.
=========
Have you read the Monster Hunter books?
Easy reads, entertaining and not so formulaic (Maze Runner, I'm looking at you).
I think I read all of them in less than two months.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 16, 2015 11:57 AM (ZvKdv)
Well that is better than Rather's Real life which was 10% truth and you needed good vision to even see that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:57 AM (DUoqb)
Here, have some vinegar for your chemtrails.
Posted by: the Illuminati at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (ZtFr+)
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:50 AM (qh617)
Things may have changed, but under Carly's reign, "layoffs" at HP usually meant a round of job-title reassignments, then back to "business" as usual.
Unless they're shutting whole units down.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (vgIRn)
525 Something really weird is going on with the Navy, and getting travel orders...
Son was supposed to leave Guam 2 months ago.... still in limbo waiting on orders...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (qh617)
Nothing weird about it at all. It is all about the MONEY.. Show me the MONEY!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:56 AM (DUoqb)
Doh.... you can tell I've been out for awhile... I forgot how the end of the Fiscal Year impacts.... everything...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh
He's speaking of candidates and the GOP *cough* leadership.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (JmGFJ)
Son was supposed to leave Guam 2 months ago.... still in limbo waiting on orders...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (qh617)
Hopefully he'll get out before it tips over and capsizes.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BB Wolf
I hope he gets off soon, before the island tips over.
Posted by: Congressman Hank Johnson, super genius at September 16, 2015 11:59 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:50 AM (qh617)
Things may have changed, but under Carly's reign, "layoffs" at HP usually meant a round of job-title reassignments, then back to "business" as usual.
Unless they're shutting whole units down.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (vgIRn)
Shutting down their Enterprise IT Support division... according to media...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:59 AM (qh617)
And to enable the laws and build the structures necessary to do that and then tell the DHS to enforce the laws.
That will mean increasing stopping Anchor Baby's Jail space, Courts and also not waiting for countries to agree to take back their citizens. Put them on a plane and drop them off. Done and Done.
Then once that's done and working, we can talk about recognizing the miscreants that are already here.
We who wish our border to be secure are called racists and nativists for one reason only and that's because they don't have a rational argument otherwise.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 11:59 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (qh617)
Yup.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:59 AM (DUoqb)
They employ all sorts of lies and obfuscations to deceive the public, such as acting like there's no real path to citizenship. When did the Dept of Immigration and Naturalization disappear?
And the ever-disingenuous confusing of legal with illegal immigration.
Someone upthread put it best: We don't need to import some other country's poverty.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 12:00 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (tf9Ne)
Building a wall violates the migration patterns of the North American scorpion; no wall for you!
Posted by: Brought to you by the EPA, used same reasoning to ban oil pipelines in AK because CARIBOU! at September 16, 2015 12:01 PM (hvf9s)
professional writer, you should be writing about 2 books a year (for
part time!) plus short stories and crap.
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Damn. Well, there goes my reputation.
Posted by: Boris Pasternak, one book at September 16, 2015 12:02 PM (9mTYi)
Walker has had about 4 different positions on illegal immigration, depending on how he thinks the winds are blowing.
He needs to stick to one.
Posted by: GMan at September 16, 2015 12:02 PM (sxq57)
O-1A: individuals with an extraordinary ability in the sciences, education, business, or athletics (not including the arts, motion pictures or television industry)
O-1B: individuals with an extraordinary ability in the arts or extraordinary achievement in motion picture or television industry
O-2: individuals who will accompany an O-1, artist or athlete, to assist in a specific event or performance. For an O-1A, the O-2's assistance must be an "integral part" of the O-1A's activity. For an O-1B, the O-2's assistance must be "essential" to the completion of the O-1B's production. The O-2 worker has critical skills and experience with the O-1 that cannot be readily performed by a U.S. worker and which are essential to the successful performance of the O-1
O-3: individuals who are the spouse or children of O-1's and O-2's
Posted by: undocumented at September 16, 2015 12:02 PM (e8kgV)
Trump changed the conversation (drastically) and stopped the "inevitable" coronation of Jeb!.
For that, I am grateful.
He's also shaken the MSM quite a bit with his take-no-prisoners, atypical (for GOP) non-submissive approach.
I want other candidates to follow his lead - I want someone else as the nominee. But you can't deny what a yuuuuge impact Trump has made that others have not, regardless of whether they hold the same views on immigration, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 12:02 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Harper Lee at September 16, 2015 12:02 PM (9mTYi)
LOL. What blockade? MRC came out with a study today showing that 78% of CNN's coverage of this nomination process has been directly Trump, and the 22% that wasn't directly Trump has been mostly asking other candidates about Trump.
I'm sure it is similarly "All Trump-all the time" with the other news outlets.
They are actively promoting him as the face of the Republican party. He isn't "breaking though" anything, he's being actively assisted by the liberal media. Trump is who they want LIVs to think Republicans are.
I know all the "true cons" would love to believe that their new champion has "defeated" the media embargo on their issue, but the numbers actually show that the media is collaborating with Trump to sell him to you.
Perhaps you ought to ask yourself why. It sure as hell isn't because the media have conservatives' best interests at heart.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:03 PM (ljZD2)
Born free, as free as the wind blows... *sheds a tear of love*
Posted by: Brought to you by the EPA, used same reasoning to ban oil pipelines in AK because CARIBOU! at September 16, 2015 12:03 PM (hvf9s)
He'll immediately jump 22 points in the polls.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:03 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Margaret Mitchell at September 16, 2015 12:03 PM (9mTYi)
IIRC, several candidates espoused green card status, but go to the back of the line for citizenship after the gang of eight thing was spanked hard.
But then again, this counts The Donald as a serious candidate rather than a Hillary mole.
I still don't think the country will be able to stand the optics of live video of people being rounded up. Killing, dismembering, and selling babies for parts is cool for the average American who lives in the center-left bubble, but it will be "All Families Being Torn Apart All the Time" 24/7 if Trump's policy is implemented. I doubt even he will stick with it.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 16, 2015 12:04 PM (laMCB)
4" PVC scorpion tunnels shall be incorporated into the design. Or maybe some scorpion migration Trebuchets.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 16, 2015 12:04 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:04 PM (0dcbp)
Mike Hammer
let me give you the facts. He showed his engineering teacher who praised him and told him to put it away
yet somehow, two periods later during English class the alarm went off. Disrupting class.
I understand why the english teacher didnt want to have a discussion about his clock at that time
she sent him to the principal. Now this is Irving, near Garland, where recently ISIS inspired jihadis have shot up things
and ISIS is making an all out internet push to recruit very young teens, 15 year olds. About this kids age. And having quite a bit of success with it in England
now they should not have arrested him, but questioned him? You bet
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Margaret Mitchell
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Larry Correia said that?
Well, I guess I'm doomed.
Posted by: Emily Bronte at September 16, 2015 12:05 PM (9mTYi)
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I hope they're Audie Murphy, Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, Andrew Jackson, John Paul Jones, and George Patton or we are in a heap of trouble.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 12:06 PM (XUKZU)
Personally, I think he may have begun his run as a spoiler of some sort. Not to benefit the Dems but to shake up the GOPe.
Once he took off and he gained traction, he changed his mind and decided to do it for reals.
Either way he's shown these people in DC that people shouldn't have careers in campaign consulting and that the ones that do should have a track record of wins. And the ones that win will know much more than the past and present crews being used by the Candidates.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:07 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: undocumented at September 16, 2015 12:07 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Boris Pasternak
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Yup, I'm toast.
Posted by: Margaret Mitchell
Losers.
- Dean Koontz
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 12:08 PM (XUKZU)
Oh great. Imported mimes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 12:08 PM (W5DcG)
The optics of tearing families apart killed the crackdown of the polygamous compounds in Utah. People are still decent enough that seeing sobbing kids being led away stings.
I still think the only available offense to that is fighting fire with fire: showing the crying kids that no longer have a mommy because mister illegal killed them. Or that dad that Trump brought out that has his son killed by an illegal. Manipulative? Absolutely. But no less true and fights the narrative that all illegals are dreeeeeemers.
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:09 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:03 PM (ljZD2)
Niether do you.
Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:11 PM (zt+N6)
Guess what we haven't been talking about for the last 5 weeks in the national media? Shit jobs numbers. The stock market all over the place. Shit international relations, except as it directly pertains to immigration (again, Trump).
And most importantly the two things most dangerous to liberals - the PP vids and Hillary's emails.
Both of which have disappeared from the front pages and from the newscasts. Just as they were taking hold, right before all-Trump, all the time became the playbook.
Jesus, people are stupid. You're being played.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:11 PM (ljZD2)
And a lot of them regularly go back and then sneak in again.
That will stop.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:12 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Chris Vaughn at September 16, 2015 12:12 PM (Bcqod)
Next election, they received the biggest margins in history on the promise of getting rid of Obamacare.
Seems to me the populace has pretty well disproved all the conventional wisdom and the GOPe is in yuuuuuge trouble if they put off any of the populist demands -- border security and reining in the budget -- to kick the can for another year or two.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 12:12 PM (MIKMs)
I fully expect Rick Perry to show up tonight outside next to the
satellite trucks, buck naked except for a cowboy hat and alligator
boots, totally fucked up on a mixture of bourbon and oxycontin.
He'll immediately jump 22 points in the polls.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:03 PM (Zs4uk)
that would be so awesome
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 12:12 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 16, 2015 12:12 PM (LUgeY)
Unfortunately that's not what the
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 16, 2015 12:13 PM (laMCB)
Cruz in 2013: "Providing a path to citizenship undermines the rule of law and is an
insult to the millions who have immigrated to the U.S. legally."
http://tinyurl.com/m8knk6t
Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 12:13 PM (lVU49)
- Dean Koontz
Posted by: The Great White Snark
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You should know, amateur.
Posted by: Corín Tellado at September 16, 2015 12:13 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 12:14 PM (lVU49)
Posted by: Trump! Now with 120% more weasel hair at September 16, 2015 12:14 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 16, 2015 12:14 PM (LUgeY)
yes
if not for Trump the MFM would cover the issues
like Kim Kardashians Ass, Binders of Women, War on Women and Transgender rights
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:14 PM (zOTsN)
Yeah, nobody ever reported on the 5.1% number. Never heard it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 12:15 PM (W5DcG)
If you believe the media is promoting Trump to cover Hillary, then why do you believe that otherwise they would be covering Hillarys lies if he wasn't around?
They'd find something/someone else to dance around.
Besides, why do you care? You haven't changed one persons opinion because all you do is call names and make unfounded claims (or claims with no proof or don't present the proof).
Shouldn't your name be RustyTromboneDaddy?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:15 PM (x3GpS)
You constantly beat the drums of class-envy, risk-averse capitalism and party conformity.
Why exactly are you qualified to call yourself a conservative let alone impugn the motives of , or claim 'concern' for other conservatives?
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:15 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (lVU49)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN)
i think the arrest may have had to do with his non cooperation..and who took the picture of him in handcuffs? while still at school? and now every creepy islamic group is crawling out of the woodwork whining about his treatment....not to mention the the kids video...where he says it made him feel "less than human"....really? less than human....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 12:12 PM (0O7c5)
That's how my wife reacts when I show up naked with a cowboy hat and alligator boots.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (Zs4uk)
Muslims in Munich are demanding the Germans end Oktoberfest, because conspicuous alcohol consumption = intolerance!!
Could be satire, but nowadays I can't tell the news apart from satire anymore.
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (hvf9s)
ICYMI - Pretty Cool.
http://tinyurl.com/olfvvbc
But why do I have to read about it in foreign news.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 12:17 PM (0O7c5)
and the same people who point to him now and say "see see there was a candidate talking about immigration" are the same people who were attacking Cruz for the "shut down"
its a shell game. I'm not playing
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:17 PM (zOTsN)
--
Yup.
Everything is a danger to society and a microaggression.
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 12:17 PM (cbfNE)
satellite trucks, buck naked except for a cowboy hat and alligator
boots, totally fucked up on a mixture of bourbon and oxycontin.
----------------------
I'm thinking he might wear a low slung Colt .45 on a cartridge belt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 12:17 PM (9mTYi)
I know, right? RWOR!!!!
Posted by: Cecil the Lion at September 16, 2015 12:18 PM (NOIQH)
Only then can we show its impact on the deficit/budget.
What is one's "Fair Share?"
Posted by: John Phillips at September 16, 2015 12:18 PM (yiGFc)
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (Zs4uk)
tmi.....lol
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 12:18 PM (0O7c5)
She's not a statesman. er stateswoman.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:18 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: @votermom
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It requires only that ONE person be offended, frightened, or simply feign either one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (9mTYi)
Unfortunately that's not what the fourth estate fifth column will be running 24/7. It will make MH 370 look like a 30-second breaking bulletin.
With Trump and his pen and phone as president, they will. FCC licenses need reviewing. IRS needs to audit ABC, NBC, CBS.
Ain't weaponizing fedgov departments just grand?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (cN1tG)
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (hvf9s)
You should probably fuck off to where all the smart people hang out then.
Posted by: Mensa at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (ZtFr+)
but an islamic kid who sets an alarm to go off in english class in a part of the state that has had an ISIS attack
yes
that merits attention
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (zOTsN)
and the same people who point to him now and say "see see there was a candidate talking about immigration" are the same people who were attacking Cruz for the "shut down"
its a shell game. I'm not playing
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:17 PM (zOTsN)
Yep. They're like Gabe. On the Podcast lamenting "Why can't you guys support Cruz" and then Drew exposes that he has almost as much disdain for Cruz as Trump.
So its like "why can't you support this guy we've already scripted out as the designated 'bad guy' rather than the one that has thrown the script out the window?"
Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: LIVs at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (NOIQH)
Everything is a danger to society and a microaggression.
Until an innocent pressure cooker goes boom.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 12:20 PM (cN1tG)
More importantly, they were covering the overall field of candidates. Which has completely stopped.
The media is all-in on Trump. He isn't "fighting them," he's part of them. Has been for decades.
I'll give Bill Clinton credit. He sure knows the actual business of politics. He found the perfect Moby and the perfect Pavlov's dog issue for that Moby to push to simultaneously make the right wing soil itself with excitement, and alienate the LIVs in the mushy middle from the right.
It's fucking brilliant.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:21 PM (ljZD2)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 12:21 PM (iQIUe)
Droom admitted he was gonna vote Libertarian. And Gabe Malor is a Democrat-voting progressive.
So their opinions mean shit to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 12:22 PM (7OlRf)
Although the hedgefund guys should be paying taxes on their profits. (or something I didn't understand fully what Trump meant.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:22 PM (x3GpS)
right
cause the media will do exactly as you say Trumpet daddy just as they have always doen in the past
go votee for Hillary
you know you want to
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:23 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 12:23 PM (oVJmc)
but an islamic kid who sets an alarm to go off in english class in a part of the state that has had an ISIS attack
yes
that merits attention
Posted by: ThunderB
RAYCISS!!
Posted by: D. Ray McKissin at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:21 PM (ljZD2)
Don't you have a Port a Potty to haunt somewhere?You're not impressing anyone but yourself.You're like a gnat buzzing around in everyone's face. You're annoying but you're too much trouble to swat.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (lVU49)
Normally, you've got to hire an experienced GOP political consultant like Steve Schmidt to get advice like that.
Either that or be a "paid thinker" published by a right wing pseudo magazine.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (Zs4uk)
So their opinions mean shit to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 12:22 PM (7OlRf)
Yes!
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 16, 2015 12:25 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)
but an islamic kid who sets an alarm to go off in english class in a part of the state that has had an ISIS attack
yes
that merits attention
Posted by: ThunderB
RAYCISS!!
Posted by: D. Ray McKissin
Life's a bitch. Deal with it.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 12:25 PM (cN1tG)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 12:25 PM (XUKZU)
in the middle of the day
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)
For someone so upset w/the media's (and this blog's) obsession with Trump, you sure do talk a lot about....Trump.
This is an open thread, with all sorts of discussions going on. Why you gotta keep bangin' the same gong?
Posted by: LIVs at September 16, 2015 12:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (lVU49)
He is not unacceptable to me.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 16, 2015 12:27 PM (R8hU8)
Could be satire, but nowadays I can't tell the news apart from satire anymore.
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (hvf9s)
Consequences to actions. How do they work? The Krauts need to do what the Hungarians are doing right now.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 12:28 PM (493sH)
but the people (republicans) so alarmed by Trump are using Cruz as a more acceptable proxy
and as soon as Trump is gone they will stab Cruz int he back at the earliest opportunity
its all a game and its all bullshit
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:28 PM (zOTsN)
Wasn't he one of the guys telling all of us to cool it on the 3rd party talk and explaining the whys and wherefores it was a bad idea?
But now because someone outside of his political circle gets some attention it's totes cool to talk about it?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:28 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (lVU49)
He is not unacceptable to me.
Or me. I'd prefer a governor over a first-term Senator, but Cruz is just fine.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:28 PM (ljZD2)
Especially because there are so many other lovely things to bang...
What, I meant drums! What dirty, unclassy minds you all have!
Posted by: Trump! at September 16, 2015 12:29 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 12:29 PM (GzDYP)
That's a damned good price, and enough of a drop for me to finally pick up a Glock 30.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 16, 2015 12:29 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 12:29 PM (GzDYP)
The hair?
Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (zt+N6)
and the more people fuss that all trump ideas be rejected, the more I distrust THEM
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (zOTsN)
Heh. See: Sexbot comments upthread.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (NOIQH)
*looks around for Big Brother, or Big Siri*
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 12:29 PM (GzDYP)
Their wives are fantasizing about him during sex?
Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (zt+N6)
In 2012 Jed Babbin said he would stay home on election day if Sarah was the nominee.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (W5DcG)
I'm asking because I wonder what hurdles "deport them all" might actually face. Would we need tens of thousands of judges to accommodate all the deportation hearings and lawsuits the left would throw in the way of the process.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:31 PM (jhqr1)
This reeks of desperation on your part. So promising to enact a reasonable policy that the electorate wants, instead of stabbing them in the back and telling them to f*ck off is ringing Pavlov's bell? You are using silly rhetoric in order to short circuit a discussion of the issue. It's like, if a candidate said he'd stop civil asset forfeiture, or stop the IRS from targeting conservatives, you'd try to discredit any surge in popularity on the grounds that the candidate is merely causing the right wing to salivate like Pavlov's dog, soiling themselves with excitement that a candidate might actually support ethical measures rather than fucking us over yet again.
You need to start discussing the actual specific issues Trump is raising, rather than trying to short circuit such discussion and instead trot out various vague purple-prosy conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 12:31 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
____________
Yeah, screw him. I haven't liked him since he emceed the Oscars.
Posted by: LIV at September 16, 2015 12:31 PM (UlJ3l)
There are some seriously insightful morons here on this smart military blog.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:31 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:32 PM (zt+N6)
*looks around for Big Brother, or Big Siri*
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (hvf9s)
I saw the creepy robot lady ad after all the robot lady talk too...
Posted by: Lea at September 16, 2015 12:32 PM (lIU4e)
-------------------
A couple of vintage books you might enjoy, the Big Red books by Jim Kjelgaard. Really for young people, but still good.
Hard to find, but a good read 'Portrait of a Dog', by Mazo de la Roche.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 12:33 PM (9mTYi)
Rally around any of the other 16 candidates, split the field, and let Jeb! win!
If you don't, you're stupid!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 12:33 PM (oVJmc)
Why is NPR in Boston running this poll in NH? Good times, good times.
Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 12:33 PM (q5APL)
Trolls gotta troll. That's always the tell.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 12:33 PM (9krrF)
Cruz is my first choice. However, I'm pudding-dippingly pleased at what Teh Donald is doing.
It's also way kewl that those two are doing things together. If DT flames out, I hope Cruz steps into his place at the top of the polls.
Until that time, I'm enjoying the show that DT is putting on. He has "fuck you" money and doesn't care what anyone thinks of him. He has the MFM virtually wrapped around his finger.
I've never seen anything like what Trump's doing. Yeah, I'm sorta mesmerized, but not overly so.
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 16, 2015 12:33 PM (LUgeY)
Pay them as piece-work.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:34 PM (LYqIl)
deportation hearings and lawsuits the left would throw in the way of the
process."
Yes.
Attempting anything like what Trump is advocating would involve a massive increase in the size of the part of DHS that deals with immigration, and would be tied up for years, and years, and years, and years in the courts.
That's why seeing otherwise reasonable people fall for this adolescent fantasizing is so frustrating.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:34 PM (ljZD2)
I'm having trouble with his delivery though. His ponderous pauses, slow talk and the appearance that he's getting paid by the hour. Not as energetic in the last debate as I thought he would be.
I personally hope Fiorina gets blown off the stage tonight. I was eager for her to rise in the polls until I actually stopped and read about what she stood for and what she's done in the past.
Then on top of that was some questionable "war on women" crap and a shitty video mocking me. I'm not interested in a lite version of Debbie Washerwomen Shootz.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:34 PM (x3GpS)
'Star Trek: Voyager' Actress Arrested for Allegedly Flashing Children
http://tinyurl.com/osjwsqk
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 12:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 12:34 PM (LUgeY)
Only then can we show its impact on the deficit/budget.
What is one's "Fair Share?"
You're an optimist, I see.
The left cannot and will not define things like that. Same for "white privilege", "living wage", "rape", "aggression", and all sorts of other words they bend and twist every single day.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:34 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:35 PM (wFhm/)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 16, 2015 11:47 AM (AC0lD)
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Amazing how that work huh? But we're constantly told that enforcement of the border cannot possibly work, neither will a wall. Why? Because, because....shit up racist!!
With any law, you don't have to prosecute everyone, just make it known that if you get caught you will get prosecuted. Taxes are the perfect example. Very few people get audited, but everyone knows getting that getting autied is a bitch so everyone more or less pays their taxes with minimal cheating. If tomorrow the IRS said, we're closing our audit division, nobody would pay their taxes anymore.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:35 PM (0LHZx)
its amazing he has time to harange us here
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:35 PM (zOTsN)
>>Trolls gotta troll. That's always the tell.
Yep. Noticed no response.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 12:36 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:37 PM (zOTsN)
Attempting anything like what Trump is advocating would involve a
massive increase in the size of the part of DHS that deals with
immigration, and would be tied up for years, and years, and years, and
years in the courts.
Yeah. Like Ghey Marriage.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:37 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 12:37 PM (GzDYP)
its amazing he has time to harange us here
Why not? No deportations. And the Constitution isn't being used. Hell, he should be collecting unemployment by now.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 12:37 PM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:38 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:38 PM (wFhm/)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 12:38 PM (MIKMs)
All the same version of "deporting people is hard and will cost money so instead let's do nothing". I can see you people in 1942..."go to war against Germany? Aww man that's shit gonna be hard and cost a lot of money. And we won't win 100% of the battles you know? So it's best to just not even try".
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:38 PM (0LHZx)
Several candidates have already proposed exactly those things. Rand Paul, anyone?
No. I use the language I do about Trump's appeal because of what Trump is intended to do to the Republican primary process by those who are pushing him in the media. There are two responses to deal with being jacked this way by the media/DNC complex. Accept that you are having someone attempting to jack you, and resist it. Or, double down on denying that you are being jacked.
I can see from how the Trumpkins flare in anger that option two appears to be the default position.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (ljZD2)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (LYqIl)
She looks like five miles of bad road. What the hell happened to her...?
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:40 AM (DUoqb)
You're a dentist, right?
Dear me. Yes, think of clouds and puppies before you pick up that drill, OK?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (zOTsN)
I'm betting we would have a surplus leftover.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2015 12:40 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:40 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:40 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (LYqIl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (wFhm/)
Posted by: donna at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (hUdMz)
flames out, I hope Cruz steps into his place at the top of the polls.
And if he doesn't, and picks Cruz for VP, then 8 years from now instead of being a first term senator, Cruz starts that race as 'the guy whose turn it is'.
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: bonhomme
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When the conversation turns to "We should pay teachers more!", I always say, "Okay tell me how much we should spend per pupil on education". Usually begets a blank stare. They generally have no idea how much is now being spent, and they are afraid to answer because their answer may well be the undoing of their point of view.
In many jurisdictions, the expenditure per pupil exceeds the tuition for a parochial school.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (9mTYi)
http://tinyurl.com/pp9kmsg
Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: andycanuck
____________
* Golf clap * And dittos on the sympathy. Dogs are the angels that visit us unawares.
Posted by: Furious George at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (0dcbp)
I'm betting we would have a surplus leftover.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2015 12:40 PM (OGm46)
________
$500B PER YEAR vs $2B to build a wall 1 time and a few hundred million a year to maintan / patrol it.
Hmmm......which is a better use of money? I'll have to ask Senor Jeb.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (0LHZx)
I can see from how the Trumpkins flare in anger that option two appears to be the default position.
Taking your assumptions at face value, given that the process being "jacked" is one that the GOPe has itself jacked years ago to keep conservatives out of the game....I'm actually fine with Trump jacking it.
Seems to me the people who are most vocal about things being jacked are those who were benefitting from the status quo.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (PFy0L)
Oooh, have we reached the "struggle session" part of the thread?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (jhqr1)
The same goes for public housing.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (LYqIl)
I must've missed something. I always thought she was a cutie pie. And Voyager sucked.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (zOTsN)
She looks like five miles of bad road. What the hell happened to her...?
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (PFy0L)
The photo in the story linked is a photo from the series. So that's at least 10 years old.
Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (zt+N6)
"Would we need tens of thousands of judges to accommodate all the
deportation hearings and lawsuits the left would throw in the way of the
process."
Yes because God forbid the judiciary spend its time defending the rights of citizens against foreign invaders when it could be reinstating Tom Brady.
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (wFhm/)
Yes, comrade. (And I was paraphrasing/mocking blowmedaddyplease.)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (LYqIl)
Posted by: buzzion
That is what I find so ridiculous about Jeb's candidacy. Usually there is some merit to the argument of the candidate not being "pure" but likely doing better in a general election.
But I would say even 3rd tier candidates like Huckabee would do better in a General election than Jeb Bush. He truly is our least electable option yet the Establishment still wants him to be the nominee.
Posted by: Coolio at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (HuDmg)
I'm betting we would have a surplus leftover.
Toss in fraudulent IRS refunds and you could build the shark-filled moat.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (0LHZx)
CNN has her mug shot. She now has the "angry feminist who hates sex robots" look.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (PFy0L)
On Obamacare he says he will repeal it and replace it with something fantastic. He has said he likes single payer like Canada has. I've not heard anything specific from him on any issues .
Taxes? Balanced budget? Gay marriage and religious freedom? Unions? citizens united? Common core? Abortion? The constitution ?
Tell me , please, what makes Trump a True Conservative?
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (RldCJ)
Opening section of article talks about "Meanwhile, one newcomer to the prime-time debate -- Carly Fiorina -- seems poised and ready to take on Trump directly."
That is EXACTLY what they are hoping for.
Step 1: Catfight!
Step 2: Yuuuuge ratings!
Step 3: Profit!
Underpants gnomes would be so proud.
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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For instance, in D.C., $19,700.
Twenty thousand dollars a year.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (9mTYi)
Good Lord, yes. I tried a few times and don't think I ever made it through a single episode.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:45 PM (jhqr1)
Her actions when she was arrested shows some "disconnect" with reality. That can happen when the fame and money goes away.
I would guess she's got some cats that need taking care of. And maybe an SO of similar gender and mentality.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:45 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:45 PM (LYqIl)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (RldCJ)
__________
No you're right. Let's stick with proven conservatives like Boehner and McConnell.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (wFhm/)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (zOTsN)
Absofreakinlutely. The "electability" card would be played again as well.
The entire 2016 primary was configured to ensure that Jeb Bush would receive the nomination. There is no chance that Cruz would ever be acceptable to the people who set this whole thing up. We keep hearing about how Trump supporters are angry and there is certainly some truth to that, but what we are also seeing is a bunch of Jeb Bush supporters throwing their toys out of their cribs.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (JxMoP)
As opposed to Slow Joe Biden or Yeb!?
Yeah, I'll take Cruz in a heartbeat.
Absent Cruz as VP this time around, I'd take him on SCOTUS.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (LUgeY)
Your allies are Slate, Kos, HuffPo, Ezra Klein, CNN and MSNBC.
Carry on....
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (PFy0L)
Perfectly phrased!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 12:47 PM (GzDYP)
Twenty thousand dollars a year.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (9mTYi)
To be fair, a lot of that goes to waste, fraud, and legal fees.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2015 12:47 PM (2Ocf1)
Her actions when she was arrested shows some "disconnect" with reality. That can happen when the fame and money goes away.
I would guess she's got some cats that need taking care of. And maybe an SO of similar gender and mentality.
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I'll take "Better Living Through Chemistry" for $500.00 Alex.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 12:47 PM (8XRCm)
CNN has her mug shot. She now has the "angry feminist who hates sex robots" look.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (PFy0L)
Wow...
I guess that's what she gets for living past her 9 year lifespan.
Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:47 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:47 PM (wFhm/)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 12:29 PM (GzDYP)
We aren't proud enough of our turds to store them in little gold-plated boxes?
Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at September 16, 2015 12:48 PM (VRc/p)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (RldCJ)
Define true conservative and tell me which candidate meets the definition. TIA
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 16, 2015 12:48 PM (R8hU8)
That you establishment guys are getting jacked is the main reason I support him.
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 12:48 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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For instance, in D.C., $19,700.
Twenty thousand dollars a year.
According to the Washington Post, in 2011 the total expenditure per student per year in D.C. was over $28,000. The school districts have a vested interest in making he figure look as small as possible.
Less than 20% of the D.C. students attained a level of competency for their grade level.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:48 PM (Zs4uk)
He's not. He's the guy that's beating the GOP like a red-headed step child. They deserve it.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:48 PM (jhqr1)
Yes because God forbid the judiciary spend its time defending the rights of citizens against foreign invaders when it could be reinstating Tom Brady.
Wouldn't take much. March 500 into an auditorium. "Everyone with a legit green card raise your hand. Move ove there. The remaining 495 people? Have a safe trip. Dismissed".
"Baliff check those 5 cards."
"Next group!"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 12:48 PM (cN1tG)
Not buying it.
Walker was the GOPe guy.
Reince Priebus is the head of the RNC - from Wisconsin.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2015 12:49 PM (2Ocf1)
"jacked" is one that the GOPe has itself jacked years ago to keep
conservatives out of the game....I'm actually fine with Trump jacking
it"
Keep conservatives out of what game? The Congress? You mean the Congress that has more conservatives from more districts elected today than ever? Does that mean they get everything they want all the time and get to piss all over the leadership? No, because adults don't do shit like that.
How about all the state legislatures where conservative laws are being passed every day? Are they being "shut out?"
Or this presidential field, which is the strongest and most conservative field since Reagan was running for re-election by himself. Most of these guys were being slobbered over by the regulars on this board for how awesome they were as conservatives for months before Trump showed up. Are they all-of-a-sudden not accomplished conservatives now?
Who, exactly, is being "shut out?" Immigration extremists? Yeah, them. The "deport them all today" crowd is a minority of a minority of a minority.
If your particular pet cause is being ignored perhaps you should consider that it is for a good reason.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:49 PM (ljZD2)
Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 12:49 PM (2oWD2)
Hey!, its tax free day on marijuana in CO. woo fing hoo.
Do you think they ever had a tax free day on tobacco, alcohol, gambling winnings, guns, ammo?
NOPE.
bastards.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2015 12:50 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 12:50 PM (o1VYc)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:50 PM (0dcbp)
Question for the resident Trumpists*, is Rush an influence on that preference?
*(a value neutral term, as when Jeremy Clarkson refers to golfists).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 12:50 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Rip the Jacker at September 16, 2015 12:50 PM (LYqIl)
expenditure per student per year in D.C. was over $28,000.
Less than 20% of the D.C. students attained a level of competency for their grade level.
Posted by: jwest
DAMN YOU, WHITEY!!!
Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 12:51 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2015 12:51 PM (zF6Iw)
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at September 16, 2015 12:51 PM (0dcbp)
Say people who live in gated communities with 10 foot tall walls.
"Hells, yeah!!" - VIPS who rail against guns but rely on the protection of armed bodyguards
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 12:52 PM (NOIQH)
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Truth be told..... I dont think he's *really* a Trump supporter... per se.
What he's *really* pulling for is kicking the GOPe in the balls, repeatedly, forcefully.
Trump gets him that.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 12:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:52 PM (wFhm/)
AL senator Jeff Sessions helped Trump with his illegal immigration plank and appeared with him in Mobile last month.
Care for a second try?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (LUgeY)
The hilarious part is that "competency for their grade level" is set to an obnoxiously easy mark.
A moderately intelligent hamster could meet high school competency levels.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (wFhm/)
Posted by: Yo! at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (zt+N6)
The boycott not does limit itself to Judea and Samaria, but instead targets all of Israel. An explanatory memorandum claims that it is merely a symbolic gesture, though, and there is no list of specific Israel companies or products included.
Björk Vilhelmsdóttir, an outgoing councilwomen representing the Social Democratic Alliance, introduced the bill. This is expected to be her last major action as part of the city council.
Vilhelmsdóttir says, "I believe that the city is sending a clear message that it will not purchase Israel products as long as Israel oppresses another people on the basis of their ethnicity and race, and the continued existence of a wall within Palestine."
A spokesperson for the Israeli foreign minister responded by stating that "a volcano of hatred has erupted in the Reykjavik City Council building. For no reason or justification, aside from pure hatred, there are calls to boycott the State of Israel. We hope that someone in Iceland will come to their senses and stop the one-sided blindness against the State of Israel, the only democracy in the Middle East."
Israel is the only country being boycotted by Reykjavik, a point that some claim is unconstitutional. A local lawyer, Einar Gautur Steingrímsson, argued in an article on visir.is news site that the city has no place making foreign policy decisions. He also added, "This is as illegal as refusing to do business with red haired people and it makes no difference whether they justify their decision with references to some alleged actions by the Israelis."
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: donna at September 16, 2015 12:54 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: Rip the Jacker at September 16, 2015 12:54 PM (LYqIl)
He isn't "really pulling for Trump."
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2015 12:54 PM (2Ocf1)
Reince doesn't run the RNC. He just answers the phone.
the CoC and other rich folk with businesses that benefit from low wage labor are running the GOPe.
they planned a slow elimination of candidates until the last few would all look worse than Jeb.
It's why they started screaming bloody murder when Jeb dropped 8 points and couldn't get arrested for dancing naked on stage. (if we could wake him up from his torpor).
they planned on getting to the nomination without the base so they could give the finger to the base.
their plan failed. Which is why Kristol is out there crying and moaning about how he's going 3rd party. I'm just surprised they haven't started saying they're moving to Canada if Trump wins.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:54 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I have yet to see a comparison that parochial exceeds public and the results speak for themselves.
Parochial wins every time.
Thanks, Mom and Dad, for the sacrifices when we were kids.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at September 16, 2015 12:55 PM (kGWsl)
Your mileage may vary.
Posted by: Yip at September 16, 2015 12:55 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: donna at September 16, 2015 12:54 PM (hUdMz)
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Oh... Im sure he's over with that whore....
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 12:55 PM (8XRCm)
The "deport them all" crowd is near 60%. 2/3 of Hispanic Americans want immigration reduced.
But keep on appealing to fantasy, we'll see who has majority support come election time. LOL
Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 12:55 PM (q5APL)
The statement drew gasps and laughs of horror from members of the Senate Armed Services Committee on Wednesday, and a swift indictment of President Obamas foreign policy from several Republicans on the panel.
Undersecretary of Defense for Policy Christine Wormuth acknowledged that there have been setbacks along the way in the U.S. response in the region, but insisted that progress has been slow but steady.
These Fredo People are sick dellusion fucks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 12:55 PM (DUoqb)
Reince Priebus is the head of the RNC - from Wisconsin.
Who knew? Jeb! is The Outsider!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 12:56 PM (W5DcG)
It's the New York Times so we like shitting on it, Randy. See? Ace knows how to "jack" us to his will.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:45 PM (LYqIl)
Can't argue with that!
Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 16, 2015 12:56 PM (jjaLl)
There is so much graft in DC even the local teacher's union prez. was caught embezzling millions from union dues. You'd think someone might have wondered how a local union prez could afford 20+ fur coats, ST. John suits and a variety of wigs. But...that assumes that the D.C. public school and city government people she was hobnobbing with weren't doing the exact thing with their budgets.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 12:56 PM (NOIQH)
What he's *really* pulling for is kicking the GOPe in the balls, repeatedly, forcefully.
Trump gets him that.
Oh goody! We're totes on the same page!
I got there first, though, for the record :grins:
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 12:56 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:56 PM (wFhm/)
http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/15/politics/jeb-bush-right-to-rise-ad-buy-24-million/index.html
Good luck with that. Blow your donors' war chest and show them once and for all that they've backed the wrong horse.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)
and what are the chances that our "moderate allies" are really jihadis who, inshallah, will change alliances to ISIS or al Nusra at some point anyways?
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 12:57 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 12:57 PM (j2xmV)
Via the Cato Institute, according to U.S. Census Bureau statistics, Washington D.C. schools per pupil/per year expenditure:
$29,409.00
This is total dollars spent divided by the number of students.
So, when I suggest a $25,000 voucher, it's a money saving idea.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:57 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (j2xmV)
He has neither tweeted nor twat (declensions of the verb vary) in 15 hours.
I think this is his refractory period.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (JtwS4)
The "deport them all today" crowd is a minority of a minority of a
minority.
If your particular pet cause is being ignored perhaps you should consider that it is for a good reason.
Yes, if you love America and want it not to be turned into a south american socialist shithole you're a tiny minority of a minority and there's no reason your opinion should ever count for anything. So sit down, and shut up all you pathetic loser proles.
And pay no attention to the fact that your guy in the race is completely obliterating all the candidates of respectable real people.
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (ZbV+0)
One of my tweets got favorited by Drudge Report News. Not a fake account either, it has 400K followers.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (jhqr1)
In other new, someone light up the ewok latrine. Or has he gone to the debates?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (wFhm/)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:59 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:57 PM (Zs4uk)
The problem is -- and I have some experience with this -- what happens is when these vouchers get created, a ton of wealthy cronies jump in to get grants to set up charter schools / private schools to take advantage of said vouchers and the new influx of students looking to utilize their vouchers.
And of course the charter schools end up just as shittily managed and run as the public schools, and essentially act as money laundering schemes to give donors / cronies money from the public treasury.
FWIW.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 12:59 PM (AkOaV)
Just got in, sounds like the Trumpiods are still drinking the kool aid.
Great.
From Hitler to Jim Jones: The Nip Sip Story.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 01:00 PM (0dcbp)
That's interesting.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 01:00 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (jhqr1)
I believe Matt Drudge's twitter account is @mattdrudge or something.
But still -- 400k followers. Good job, amigo.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 01:00 PM (AkOaV)
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Dana got off a good one against Hillary! the other day. In response to Hill's believe-the-sex-assault-victims stance Dana tweeted, "Close, but no cigar."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:00 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Yip at September 16, 2015 01:00 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (j2xmV)
He also said that Trump hits the ball a fucking mile off the tee. He said that people never believed that Trump was a 5 handicap or so but he really is. He said something about when he was playing on the second or third hole Trump was like, I'm going to hole in from 140 yards out on a Par 4 and he fucking did it!!!
Basically, Rush's takeaway is that when Trump sets out to do something, he fucking does it. Honey badger style.
Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (q5APL)
One of my tweets got favorited by Drudge Report News. Not a fake account either, it has 400K followers.
I have a follower on Discus!
Congrats, bonhomme.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 12:57 PM (AkOaV)
Only about 100%
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (DUoqb)
In other news, new YouGov poll has Trump favorability among Republicans at 68%, unfav - 28%.
Carson moving up in polling.
Career politicians suicidal.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (1Y+hH)
One of my tweets got favorited by Drudge Report News. Not a fake account either, it has 400K followers.
Posted by: bonhomme
You're sitting in tall cotton! Congrats!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (cN1tG)
count me as an unpaid volunteer.
I'll process paperwork, clean the temporary courthouses, whatever it would take to ensure that people who don't have a right to be here go home.
Besides that's a strawman argument. When the country's economy took a dive, they self deported by the thousands.
Now things are turning up a bit and they're back. And the ones they left behind are now occupying jobs that there's 93 million people who are citizens could fill.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:02 PM (wFhm/)
I would like to see the numbers on Trump-haters and determine how many
own interest in businesses
compliant, foreign labor.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:59 PM (0dcbp)
FIFY. That would be most of us that meet a payroll. Single payer has such an attraction to me. As does a 15% tax on assets I have saved over 40 years.
Yeah, I am all in for that shit. ALL in I tell you!
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 16, 2015 01:02 PM (jJRIy)
Wait. So it's Trump who is the super secret double agent for the Democrats?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 01:02 PM (7OlRf)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:02 PM (cN1tG)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:03 PM (jhqr1)
Marco Polo, Narcos, Longmire
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:57 AM (cN1tG)
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The Tudors. Borgia. Peaky Blinders.
Posted by: Soona at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (Fmupd)
This is total dollars spent divided by the number of students.
So, when I suggest a $25,000 voucher, it's a money saving idea.
Posted by: jwest
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*sharpens pencil*
Let's see, 10 students per class, that's $250,000 per class in revenues. Let's get some damn good teachers. That ought to run about $100K each. That leaves $150K per ten-student class for physical plant and administration.
Hmm. Yeah, I think that could work out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (wFhm/)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (2Ojst)
You know, the outdated shit visa system that the fucking terrorists used to kill 3000 Americans??
Fuck him hard. He turned out to be a disgrace.
Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (q5APL)
Hillary Clinton to attend White House fundraiser at Staten Island home of late mob boss Paul Castellano
NY Daily News
These people are tone deaf and dumb as dog shit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (DUoqb)
Yeah, that seemed to be the outcome last time we forayed in to training and arming the "moderate Syrian opposition" to topple Assad, who, oops, ended up largely being made up of people who ended up joining ISIS.
Then, of course, Rand Paul was called a wacko for pointing that out. Lindsey Graham was very offended.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (DfCQN)
Yes for the following reason. W said all the things the current crop is saying. McCain said all the things the current crop is saying. I'm not like Glen Beck. I don't pick a candidate by what they say. By behavior Trump is the most conservative. But I agree that Trump isn't a conservative. Can't convince me that any of the others are more conservative or capable than W. Or would do any better.
Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (1uTkE)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (0dcbp)
Which kind of makes the point - the GOPe bending over backwards in order to thwart the conservatives in the party.
In other words, how can leadership be so squishy with all of these conservatives you say are all over the place? Because the process has been jacked. By the GOPe. So I'm fine with someone else jacking the process away from them.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (0DaBB)
count me as an unpaid volunteer.
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I would be happy to do the same for Disability claims.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (wFhm/)
Posted by: dick lick at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Cicero
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Yeah, and the fire has died.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (8XRCm)
Thanks. You just taught me a new phrase, so that's fun too.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: fixerupper at 12:55 PM
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He's not there, either. I'm guessing Batman.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (o1VYc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (wFhm/)
Skies. Longmire on Wheels. Falling Hell.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (2Ojst)
I see a 7-11 in Jindal's future
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (R8hU8)
And these new fences actually work.
Posted by: Yo! at September 16, 2015 01:07 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 16, 2015 01:07 PM (F26eZ)
Yup. We don't need them and never did. Once that lesson is learned it won't be unlearned. They'll have to wait for another generation of public school products to peddle their nonsense to.
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (ZbV+0)
He also said that Trump hits the ball a fucking mile off the tee. He said that people never believed that Trump was a 5 handicap or so but he really is. He said something about when he was playing on the second or third hole Trump was like, I'm going to hole in from 140 yards out on a Par 4 and he fucking did it!!!
Basically, Rush's takeaway is that when Trump sets out to do something, he fucking does it. Honey badger style.
Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (q5APL)
I've known people like Trump, but not nearly as successful as he is. They view business as a battle, and you are either with him or against him. And if they decide on a goal, they will do whatever it takes to achieve the goal. Sometimes they overreach, but sometimes they achieve unbelievable success.
If Trump lays out a long term set of goals, you can bet he will achieve them, or die trying.
Posted by: rd at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (DWyvT)
Posted by: Cicero
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Yeah, and the fire has died.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (9mTYi)
And they've made polished jewelry from the knucklebones of the poor bastard they ate.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (wFhm/)
And these new fences actually work.
Posted by: Yo!
Yo!
Posted by: Israel at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (JmGFJ)
FWIW.
If one or two are better than the others, students jump and the shit schools go out of business, unlike the Government Schools.
Invisible Hand ftw.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (wFhm/)
Longbows.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Meremortal
"You know, you go to hell for teasing........"
Correction: Career politicians going after Trump with both barrels, it's almost over for him and Carson. Flash: Jeb gets neck tat, ready for battle.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:59 PM (0dcbp)
I have no investments in anything (divorce wiped me out), but Trump is full of sh*t. My determination that he is full of sh*t is not based on which way my stocks will lean, as I have none.
I will admit I'm enjoying the clown show, though. It's tremendous. Simply tremendous. And it'll continue to be great. Just great. You won't believe how tremendously great it will be. Great. Tremendous.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (vgIRn)
My plan with the $25,000 vouchers was always the complete elimination of public schools in the targeted cities.
On top of that, I proposed this plan for Detroit with the option that the voucher could be used for home schooling, provided the student pass a test each year.
As I said at the time, if this plan was instituted, it would be next to impossible to purchase a home in Detroit within a short period of time. The city would be repopulated almost immediately and through the natural order of gentrification, it would be one the best places to live within a year or two.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (wFhm/)
Uh, a big-ass wall you can see from space?
Posted by: China at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (NOIQH)
They missed an "h" in there.
comes from being out in the field and having to do a number 2 but the cotton's not very high so every one gets a view.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: China at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (NOIQH)
Yet we have millions of people who broke the law to come here and are breaking the law every day living here and yet somehow finding all those people and deporting them is immoral?
It makes no fucking sense.
Bbbbut bbbbut they are only here for a better life and to help their kids. Yeah so? The bank robbers only robbed the bank for a better life and to help their kids too. Hell, pretty much every criminal commits a crime for a better life.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (8XRCm)
I used to be a tester for some DVR software. I watched a lot of daytime TV. *shudder* Eventually I figured out the judge shows were the least objectionable. Seems like 6/7 people on those shows were on disability. Which disability? Being fat, apparently.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: joe at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (6uVnQ)
Killed them. Killed everyone they knew. Posted heads on pikes.
Asked nicely? Not so much.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (cN1tG)
Posted by: derp at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (ZtFr+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:12 PM (rwI+c)
Apparently everyone is driving about 20 mph, so very few fatals.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 16, 2015 01:12 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: A Native in Mills Plains at September 16, 2015 01:12 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 16, 2015 01:13 PM (RldCJ)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 01:13 PM (0dcbp)
Now, I've never shot it, but I've never had a problem with any of the thousands of .40 I've shot from them. I haven't had great luck with their 9mm, but it's fine for practice ammo.
Thanks to advice from the Moron's, I'll probably start reloading towards the end of this year when I join a new range where I can save my brass, but for now, these guys are pretty good.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 16, 2015 01:13 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:13 PM (YEelc)
But they'll sit through a left turn light because they're so freakin' out of it. Yearggghhhhh!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: A Native in Mills Plains
You'll dance and like it, serf!
VOTE HEBE!
Posted by: turnippatty at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (F26eZ)
Huh. I googled it and they said being in high cotton meant you had a good crop or figuratively, you were fortunate.
I suppose hiding your pooping backside could be a similar metaphorical meaning. You're fortunate.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (jhqr1)
Trump is starting to worry me a bit, I feel like we are playing a game of chicken and maybe I don't have the stones I thought I had at one point
Anyway, pop corn is still ready...
Posted by: Max Power at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (q177U)
Correct.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (x3GpS)
Yeah, pretty much. Because you know ¡Jeb! won't.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (rwI+c)
The statement drew gasps and laughs of horror from members of the Senate Armed Services Committee on Wednesday, and a swift indictment of President Obamas foreign policy from several Republicans on the panel.
Undersecretary of Defense for Policy Christine Wormuth acknowledged that there have been setbacks along the way in the U.S. response in the region, but insisted that progress has been slow but steady.
These Fredo People are sick dellusion fucks
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Ya know how we can tell that 'cowboy diplomacy' is no more?
A: cowboys can form a posse.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (8XRCm)
But you can close them down and get a civil judgement against them. No Sovereign immunity.
Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (1uTkE)
issues as long as he makes Mexico build a huge luxurious wall . Because
he will hire Smart People!!!!
No, nobody cares what Trump believes on any other issue because of what his position in the race is doing to the gope and its supporters.
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (ZbV+0)
I come from the financially impaired demographic in Indiana.
We learn all the nitty gritty slogans with dirty words.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:16 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:16 PM (LUgeY)
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/immigration-reform
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 01:16 PM (LYqIl)
We **DO** know that Jeb will legalize 30M illegals.
Your move....
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 01:16 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 01:16 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 01:17 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:17 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Chi at September 16, 2015 01:17 PM (dcmpT)
Yep, I'd agree with that.
Mortimer:
Yep. He's building that fucking wall. He's been talking about it for more than 15 years.
Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:17 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:59 PM (0dcbp)
Or who are a part, aspire to, or give wholly undeserved respect to, the DC chattering classes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2015 01:17 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: A Native in Mills Plains at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (2oWD2)
---------------------------
Who just happen to solidify around one candidate making him the front runner.
Pick Cruz or Walker? You know there is another guy in the race, Carson. If Trump wasn't in, most likely Carson would be by far the leader.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (LXJ1e)
of chicken and maybe I don't have the stones I thought I had at one
point
Vote the way you feel you ought.
I'm going with chicken out of lack of superior options.
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (6xtq3)
Putting the equivalent of a rural sheriff's night watch on the battlefield is "slow but steady progress"? They are literally insane.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (jhqr1)
I think Drudge is like fuck it, it's now or never. And Trump constantly talks up Drudge. The populace is being shown the truth OUTSIDE THE FUCKING LYING GATEKEEPERS.
Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 01:19 PM (LYqIl)
So - we just going with the one thread today?
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (6xtq3)
no one can remember the password
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 01:19 PM (0O7c5)
A Trump/Carson ticket intrigues me.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 01:19 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:19 PM (q5APL)
In fairness, how far do you expect $500M to go?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:19 PM (rwI+c)
Which seems strange since everything they've been told about policy has been a lie for years now.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (rjtGa)
Armed Services Committee on Wednesday, and a swift indictment of
President Obamas foreign policy from several Republicans on the panel.
But impeachment is off the table.
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (ZbV+0)
These Fredo People are sick dellusion fucks
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Ya know how we can tell that 'cowboy diplomacy' is no more?
A: cowboys can form a posse.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (Spluw)
there are currently more American Mercenary types fighting against ISIS, than American Trained Syrians...
But like the Flying Tigers in WW2, or those who fought for Israel in 1948... these Men have had their citizenship threatened.
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (qh617)
I answered, "I don't want any stinking Ivy League lawyer leading the country."
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (LXJ1e)
So do the GOPe and Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (1uTkE)
Posted by: A Lady at the Grocery Store Buying a Shitload of D Cell Batteries at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (2oWD2)
I think this is the poll responders giving a big finger to the GOPe but can't vote for Trump so they go for the Black guy outsider.
It's unfortunate but I think Cruz has been tainted with the insiders brush. That may be somewhat deserved for those not paying close attention.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (x3GpS)
Overheard in 1776 by Trumpetdaddy's great great great great grandfather
Fight the British? You crazy? No way we could ever win. It's too hard. Never gonna work. You're an extremist.
Overheard in 1960 by Trumpetdaddy's grandfather
Put a man on the moon? In 10 years? Crazy talk. It's impossible. Simply impossible. You're a space extremist.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (0LHZx)
*waves at Snerdly*
Is this not the best place on Teh Interwebz, Bo?
If Rush says "Waves back" on air, YOU KNOW!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (cN1tG)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (jhqr1)
Barney Fife: Just wait and see. Once I deputize Gomer then we're going to take care of this Syria thing once and for all
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (493sH)
Your balls are showing.
Posted by: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (LUgeY)
"Just watched Rand Paul shoot the tax code with an AR-15"
You'll know he's serious when he goes full auto.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (YEelc)
Billions of dollars.
Four or five Syrian "fighters" against ISIS.
Slow but steady progress indeed.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: MAx at September 16, 2015 01:22 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:22 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 16, 2015 01:22 PM (1Y+hH)
Armed Services Committee on Wednesday, and a swift indictment of
President Obamas foreign policy from several Republicans on the panel.
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4 or 5 batallions. Right?? RIGHT??
Ok.... companies.... Four or Five Companies isnt terribble.
Guys???? You mean 4 or 5 guys?????? As in individuals????
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 01:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:22 PM (wFhm/)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel
The passwords is... sexbot.
Posted by: That whispery voiceover guy from the gameshow Password at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (LYqIl)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Gonna nip it in the bud!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (wFhm/)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (cN1tG)
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That would be AWESOME!!
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (8XRCm)
I think Drudge is like fuck it, it's now or never. And Trump constantly talks up Drudge. The populace is being shown the truth OUTSIDE THE FUCKING LYING GATEKEEPERS.
Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (q5APL)
Watched Meg Kelly 'interview Carly Fiorina last night.... every question was trying to start a Cat Fight between Carly and Trump....
Carly did not bite... I was impressed...
But Kelly's agenda was pretty transparent... as she asked NOTHING about Policy at all... not one single question.
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (qh617)
7th day Adventists were always strange folks though.
Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (2oWD2)
We're gonna nip it! Nip it in the bud!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: MAx at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Autumnal Enormities have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (wFhm/)
And you know what the snipers I know call that???
An easy target...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (qh617)
Good for 500 more.
Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (1uTkE)
fight against Islamic State militants, U.S. defense officials
acknowledged that they have only four or five on the battlefield now and
only a few dozen more on the way."
And this too can be yours for the low, low price of only fifty million dollars!
Come on down to Uncle Sugar's House of Moderate Rebels today!
Posted by: torquewrench at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (LYqIl)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (493sH)
It'll be tremndous. You won't believe how tremendous. Simply great. Just great. Tremdously great. Yuge.
Posted by: Sheriff Taylor at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (wFhm/)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Gandalf the Grey at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (RwwCT)
Yep, M. Kelly has been exposed. I'm not sure what Carly's going to do. She may be saving her fire for debate or for later in the race, the fake NH poll might have excited her! But Trump has several easy ways to dispatch with her.
Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (q5APL)
Individuals.
You have to feel bad for the writers at The Onion.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (zyIlW)
How else is he supposed to know it's Wednesday?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (YEelc)
Yikes. Someone should check on him. Poke him, make sure he's still breathing or something.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (6xtq3)
Just take an old thread, chamfer the neck down a bit and reload.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (wFhm/)
Barney Fife: Just wait and see. Once I deputize Gomer then we're going to take care of this Syria thing once and for all>>>
Deputize Ernest T. Bass and hell beat them all with one hand tied behind his back and a whole lot of rock throwing.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 16, 2015 01:27 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 01:27 PM (LYqIl)
Posted by: Yip at September 16, 2015 01:27 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:28 PM (6xtq3)
Yep, M. Kelly has been exposed. I'm not sure what Carly's going to do. She may be saving her fire for debate or for later in the race, the fake NH poll might have excited her! But Trump has several easy ways to dispatch with her.
Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (q5APL)
Global Thermo Nuclear Trump Fight???
The only way to win, is not to play...
Posted by: JOSHUA advising Carly at September 16, 2015 01:28 PM (qh617)
And these new fences actually work.
Posted by: Yo! at September 16, 2015 1:07 PM
________
Yes! It's on Twitter.
And no, but the tear gas is "inhumane." (And still no, but Business Insider put up a map with a bunch of arrows, and none of the arrows go through Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Lithuania, Latvia or Estonia. I'm thinking that a second Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth will eventually receive the torch of Western Civilization.)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 01:28 PM (o1VYc)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 01:28 PM (LYqIl)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 01:29 PM (493sH)
Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 01:29 PM (j2xmV)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 16, 2015 01:29 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 01:29 PM (W5DcG)
Maybe someone should look into what that money actually got spent on.
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 01:29 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: donna at September 16, 2015 01:30 PM (hUdMz)
Ha!
I hated that.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (zyIlW)
Yeah... but don't even get me started on the Navy's 'Force for Good' crap....
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 01:30 PM (qh617)
It takes a lot of equipment to run an army. The rucksack only handles about 70 pounds of gear. Where's the guy gonna put the rest of it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:30 PM (YEelc)
They don't sell thread blanks at Amazon.
Just take an old thread, chamfer the neck down a bit and reload.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (rwI+c)
OK, I thought that 927 was an odd comment on the lack of posts so far today.... I see now that is incorrect.... I should just go back to work.....
Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 16, 2015 01:30 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:30 PM (XUKZU)
Trump the candidate is dragging them all, kicking and screaming, to the right on immigration
i like that
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 01:31 PM (zOTsN)
Conquer the Mideast with an army of one million big boobed sex robots? Impossible!
Posted by: wooga at September 16, 2015 01:31 PM (Yzyvq)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:31 PM (zyIlW)
I'm taking charge.
All cobloggers report to my office for your assignments.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 01:32 PM (Zs4uk)
I'm taking charge.
All cobloggers report to my office for your assignments.
Alexander Haig would be so proud.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (YEelc)
I'm taking charge.
-
Not so fast there, cupcake,
- Alexander Haig
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Ed Rooney at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (6xtq3)
#twoweeks.
#Blitzkrieg!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (cN1tG)
Posted by: maddogg at September 16, 2015 01:34 PM (xWW96)
Someone yesterday referred to him a Dr. Colin Powell.
His positions *in this campaign* are establishment-y or to the left of that, and maybe he'll do something on Obamacare. And he doesn't have any semblance of "Trump, smash" going on. He's just 'nice'.
Which apparently has a constituency. I don't get it, but they're there.
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 01:34 PM (ZbV+0)
*whistles while walking away*
Posted by: $6 BILLION lost by STate Dept. under Hillary at September 16, 2015 01:34 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 16, 2015 01:34 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 01:34 PM (zOTsN)
Deport them all NOW and stop ALL immigration, legal and illegal gets 24.4%. Your minority of a minority is about 1/4 of the population.
Deport all illegals and allow only a small number of highly skilled legal immigration to continue gets you 13.8%.
That gives us 38.2% that want to deport all illegals. Yep, that's a real minority.
Now, next step, secure the damn border for real and admit no one else but skilled immigrants and you get another 17%.
You now have a fucking majority that basically agrees with Trumpus Maximus.
How much does Open Borders Uber Alles get you? 4.7%.
The Trump position is the mainstream position. The elite position is the minority of a minority of a minority.
Posted by: publius(not Breibart publius) at September 16, 2015 01:34 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:35 PM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 16, 2015 01:35 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (6xtq3)
ace: "hey gabe, can you throw up a thread around noon for me? I have to go to the groomer to get the knots out of my ewok fur."
gabe: "absolutely. I'm on it" ::rubs hands together::
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 01:35 PM (AkOaV)
-
I miss the days when the president was on America's side.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: $6 BILLION lost by STate Dept. under Hillary at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (6xtq3)
I think Ahmed and his Daddy and CAIR cooked this whole thing up
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (zOTsN)
i like that
My hope is that he can do that with other issues, too.
I'm in a slow-motion Discus battle with a leftard over at Rollcall. com. I go there occasionally to be the first commenter on their lefty agitprop articles (see, it's not just here) to put a burr under their saddle..
Anyway, this one other commenter blasted me and challenged me for a solution to the economy that's been proven to work. I shot back with "deregulation."
Posted by: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (LUgeY)
You still around?
Posted by: teej at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (NqaQ9)
Which apparently has a constituency. I don't get it, but they're there.
Wait until the left rips into him and he gets Cain'd.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (YEelc)
Please tell me you're joking.
Does TFG have nothing else to do but race bait????????
Posted by: $6 BILLION lost by State Dept. under Hillary at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (NOIQH)
Someone yesterday referred to him a Dr. Colin Powell.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 01:29 PM (W5DcG)
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Which is a very good comparison. American Thinker has an article about this today.
Posted by: Soona at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (Fmupd)
Which apparently has a constituency. I don't get it, but they're there.
Posted by: Methos
Compassionate Conservative ring a bell?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: lurker4ever at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (FVCA4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (LA7Cm)
949 BB Wolf,
That's...kinda gay also.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:31 PM (zyIlW)
Back in the 80's the Navy was going through a 'Total Quality Leadership' phase.... where we had vision statements, and us NCO's were being trained in how Japanese Corporations ran shit...
Really.... really..... dumb...
But anyway.... I was sitting in a 'training session' with a civilian 'facilitator' and she asked "just who are your customers, and just how do you serve them?'
I.... was.... stunned....
She went around the group...
The cook said 'well, my shipmates are my customers and I serve them by cooking eggs every day'....
The Storekeeper said.... 'well... the guys who need the parts are my customers... and I get them the parts'...
Everyone looked at me... 'Well.... my customer? That poor dumb son of a bitch who just ate the missile my ship shot is my customer, and we deliver'....
Needless to say, there is a reason I retired as an E-6.....
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (qh617)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 01:38 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (cN1tG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (YEelc)
The head of recruiting for the USN admitted that the "Global Force For Good" came out of their focus groups with millennials.
The special snowflakes like the whole see-the-world and wear-spiffy-uniforms stuff, and they like the action-adventure part with submarines and jets and stuff, but the war-and-killing bit? SUCH a buzzkill.
So you see all this stuff in commercials about the Navy delivering humanitarian aid in the Third World.
Going to be a real surprise for the snowflakes once they're haze gray and underway, and they realize that there are people out there in places like the PRC who are intent on the whole war-and-killing bit. Killing _them_ personally with weapons specifically designed for the job.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (5vV+V)
One story was about Jean Lafitte the pirate. What ruined it for me was that all I could think of was the bar "Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop" in NoLa, which is famous for being a bar without power.
The only problem with this? It has those stupid iced drink machines behind the bar.
So basically, I'm sitting in the dark like a rube drinking stupid expensive beer in the heat.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (XUKZU)
Or at least pretended to be.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:40 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 16, 2015 01:40 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 01:40 PM (W5DcG)
All muzzie. All the time.
Posted by: rickb223
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What about the kid who bit his poptart into the shape of a gun? Or the girl who brought the Hello Kitty bubble blowing gun to class?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 01:40 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (x3GpS)
Not if we can help it...
Posted by: Planned Parenthood, looking to see how much they can sell Fairy Wings and Pixie Dust for at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (E5UB0)
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They're the real terrorists.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (XUKZU)
Did Ace ban himself again?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (7OlRf)
What about the airman who stopped a muzzie on a french train?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (cN1tG)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (LUgeY)
(unfortunately I would never win)
Posted by: Max Power at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (q177U)
Posted by: donna at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (E5UB0)
*crosses fingers*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (rwI+c)
He lost me over his H1B stance and the waffling on TPP.
But mostly H1B.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (JOG+K)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (wFhm/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: ginaswo at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (qxNrP)
Heh. Reminds me of when I was working for an international co. in DC - we had people from all over the world working in our office. Some event happened and we were forced to attend a full-day "Diversity Training"....which consisted solely of discussion about black/white relations. All of the foreigners who've had their own cultural sh%t to deal with (South Africans, Irish, Europeans and Africans who have spent years working in Saudi Arabia and Dubai, etc.) scratching their head asking "so when do we get to the "diverse" part of this training?"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: torquewrench at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (noWW6)
Ah... but the dream is being realized by the Littorals...
Really cool looking, go fast... but can't stay at sea very long, and don't have any weapons to shoot anyone WITH!
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (qh617)
Kid by the name of Ahmed building a clock with an alarm that goes off, at a school where there have been "problems" with the muslim population getting all explosive-y...
Skepticism is to be expected.
Also, JEF didn't invite Poptart Boy to the WH.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 01:44 PM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (LUgeY)
PWN3D!!!!!!
(Sorry, just hadn't used that in a while.)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 16, 2015 01:44 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
Because no mohammadan ever was a hypocrite.
Posted by: the muslim flying enthusiasts who whooped it up in strip clubs on 9/10 at September 16, 2015 01:44 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 01:44 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (7OlRf)
It's happened before
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 01:45 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2015 01:45 PM (dKQ1C)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 01:46 PM (o1VYc)
Posted by: Yip at September 16, 2015 01:47 PM (e7T6D)
"There's not a country out there, including China, that wouldn't look at us with envy right now," Obama told members of the Business Roundtable in Washington. "Our problem is not that China will out negotiate us or [Russian President Vladimir] Putin will out-strategize us. Anybody take a look at the Russian economy lately? That's not our problem. Our problem is us, typically."
Barky, I agree. The problem is you and your administration.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:48 PM (XUKZU)
I spend the rest of the day typing and deleting really witty responses, most of which would get me fired instantly and some of which would get me barred from church as well.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2015 01:49 PM (CiefO)
This rare on the intertubes. We should all take a bow,
Now get the fvck off my lawn.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 16, 2015 01:49 PM (jJRIy)
I think you've got the quotes around the wrong words there.
Here...
Star Trek: Vorager "Actress"...
Posted by: GMan at September 16, 2015 01:49 PM (sxq57)
Breitbrart
Sigh. What a fucked up world we now live in
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 01:50 PM (DUoqb)
Belated Happy New Year. Thought about you last night at the Palm while eating my kosher five pound lobster,
ha ha,
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 16, 2015 01:51 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Yip at September 16, 2015 01:47 PM (e7T6D)
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Why? Because that is the military we have today. Hell, new recruits are busy right now in "diversity" training learning the joys of homo sex.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 01:51 PM (LXJ1e)
All muzzie. All the time.
Posted by: rickb223
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What about the kid who bit his poptart into the shape of a gun? Or the girl who brought the Hello Kitty bubble blowing gun to class?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 01:40 PM (E5UB0)
How about the families of the cops who have been murdered?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 01:52 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 16, 2015 01:52 PM (jJRIy)
I think he usually has to pay someone to do that.
Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 01:53 PM (2oWD2)
The people who are feeling ignored and are now filled with hope because some rich loudmouth mirrors their thoughts are people who are just to lazy or apathetic to read the conservative media.
Yes. And, there are ashit ton of people who are too lazy or apathetic to etc. etc. etc. Human nature and all.
Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2015 02:04 PM (5vV+V)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 12:00 AM (9mTYi)
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