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John Glover, "A Corroboree of Natives in Mills Plains" (1832)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 08:44 AM




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1 Pretty picture.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 08:46 AM (sPO3u)

2 Wait,what are those savages cooking?!

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 08:47 AM (sPO3u)

3 The high rez version is worth clicking on. It's yuuuuge. You can see each one of the Aborigines, each tree, bush, branch and leaf.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 16, 2015 08:49 AM (Iyg03)

4 I say again, DERP!!!!

Posted by: The Cadaverous Steve Doocy at September 16, 2015 08:49 AM (yxw0r)

5 Subtitle: First Burning Man

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 08:49 AM (LUgeY)

6 Life In Bernie Sanders' America.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 08:50 AM (oVJmc)

7 Somebody's getting restless!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 08:50 AM (NeFrd)

8 The high rez version is worth clicking on. It's yuuuuge. You can see each one of the Aborigines, each tree, bush, branch and leaf.


And yet, no skeleton.


Good selection again, rd.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 08:51 AM (LUgeY)

9 Wait,what are those savages cooking?!



The natives are restless.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 08:52 AM (cN1tG)

10 I shall rename this painting- "Men With Poolsticks Protest Cancellation of Tournament Due to Stolen Pool Table"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 08:52 AM (NeFrd)

11 Good timing with the post too.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at September 16, 2015 08:52 AM (XtAzU)

12 (Duh, it was an outdoor pool!)

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 08:52 AM (NeFrd)

13 toe walkers.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 08:53 AM (0O7c5)

14 You can see each one of the Aborigines, each bush, branch and leaf.


And twig and berries.
Abo pr0n. At the HQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 08:53 AM (cN1tG)

15 That's a remarkable image of a digital representation of a painting of an actual scene. Why do I feel like I'm traveling through time and multiple dimensions?

Posted by: Daybrother up early and sick at September 16, 2015 08:53 AM (9rWwe)

16 2 Wait,what are those savages cooking?!

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 08:47 AM (sPO3u)



Pow-wow chow!

Posted by: Fauxahontas at September 16, 2015 08:54 AM (DfCQN)

17 So is "corroboree" another word for "drop acid and groove to the Dead"?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 16, 2015 08:54 AM (RD7QR)

18 Quick, somebody teach them how to play chess!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 08:55 AM (NeFrd)

19 I looked up Corroboree hoping that I'd be able to work it into conversation.

I can't.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 08:55 AM (JtwS4)

20
A Cornholing of What... ?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 08:56 AM (VLTL9)

21 IT'S A RAPE GANG!!!!

Posted by: Sabrina Ruben Erdely at September 16, 2015 08:56 AM (2XMpf)

22 So is "corroboree" another word for "drop acid and groove to the Dead"?

Do the Funky Didgeridoo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 08:56 AM (LUgeY)

23 Another Trump rumor for use by the GOPe candidates:


Later, this year Trump Pharmaceuticals will be releasing-

TRUMPAGRA

which will not only make your wang YUUUGE and successful, but-

upon ejaculation your johnson will also release a free complimentary spritz of "Donald Trump the Fragrance"

keeping your partner's nether regions smelling classy and luxurious all day long.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2015 08:57 AM (KUa85)

24 I did not know this but Amanda Miller is Trump's Campaign marketing person. She was the secretary on the Apprentice.

Image in nick.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 08:57 AM (LXJ1e)

25 There are 42 animals that can kill you in that painting.

Posted by: Daybrother up early and sick at September 16, 2015 08:58 AM (9rWwe)

26 Are these the Hill People or the Valley People?

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 08:58 AM (6xtq3)

27 Its all fun and games until they see a snake.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 16, 2015 08:58 AM (DfCQN)

28 I looked up Corroboree hoping that I'd be able to work it into conversation.

I can't.



You ain't kidding.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 08:59 AM (cN1tG)

29 There are 42 animals that can kill you in that painting.

Posted by: Daybrother up early and sick at September 16, 2015 08:58 AM (9rWwe)


41 of them are spiders.

the remaining one is the Honey Koala.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2015 08:59 AM (KUa85)

30 They are celebrating their freedom.

This too shall pass.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 16, 2015 09:00 AM (1ijHg)

31 I see Elizabeth Warren's grandpa!! He's the one with the stick.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 16, 2015 09:00 AM (5buP8)

32 Corroboree?

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 09:01 AM (cbfNE)

33 I'm thinking it's a Valley People war party planning a raid on the peaceful and non aggressive Hill People.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 09:01 AM (6xtq3)

34 After the war, I just wanted to get as faraway from things as possible. So Elaine and I joined the Peace Corps. We were assigned to an isolated tribe, the Molombos.

Posted by: Ted Striker at September 16, 2015 09:01 AM (oVJmc)

35 I see Elizabeth Warren's grandpa!! He's the one with the stick.


White guys always beat on the natives with sticks.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:01 AM (cN1tG)

36 41 of them are spiders.



the remaining one is the Honey Koala.





Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2015 08:59 AM (KUa85)

Hey what about us????

Posted by: Australia's Deadly Snakes at September 16, 2015 09:01 AM (2XMpf)

37 I'm pretty sure that middle tree is Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Top.Man at September 16, 2015 09:01 AM (LuUKj)

38 Wiki- "A corroboree is an event where Aborigines interact with the Dreamtime through dance, music and costume."

***

So...

Roughly equivalent to the American-English word "DISCO".

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:02 AM (NeFrd)

39 After the war, I just wanted to get as faraway from things as possible. So Elaine and I joined the Peace Corps. We were assigned to an isolated tribe, the Molombos.



Shirley, you jest.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:02 AM (cN1tG)

40 Midnight basketball. That's the answer.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2015 09:04 AM (l3vZN)

41 Pretty sky.

(Earliest pitcher thread evah?)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 16, 2015 09:04 AM (50YLf)

42 Roughly equivalent to the American-English word "DISCO".

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:02 AM (NeFrd)


Or "Congress".

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 16, 2015 09:04 AM (DfCQN)

43 Range to target, 325 yds. Elevation, 3.5 MOA Left wind, half value, 4 mph...

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 09:05 AM (6xtq3)

44 Wiki- "A corroboree is an event where Aborigines interact with the Dreamtime through dance, music and costume."

***

So...

Roughly equivalent to the American-English word "DISCO"



"With the dreamtime" - so roofies and raves.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:05 AM (cN1tG)

45 Well, Marty, since it's 2015, I'm guessing it's the Hill Valley People. Quick, to the Delorean!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:05 AM (NeFrd)

46 Women,

We want you for your brains.

Not your bodies.

Posted by: Zombies Everywhere at September 16, 2015 09:05 AM (1BQGO)

47
Roughly equivalent to the American-English word "DISCO".
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:02 AM (

That explains the Bee-Gees and their gawd awful "disco" crap. I suppose if you are being burned alive at the stake, a happy techno beat and Staying Alive comes to mind.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2015 09:05 AM (n6Nt0)

48 Well I'm out. Pro tip: Don't mix antibiotics, codeine and three shots of espresso.

Posted by: Daybrother up early and sick at September 16, 2015 09:06 AM (4aFv7)

49 "After the war, "

That day over Nacho Grande weren't no picnic, were it buddy.

(Thumps chest, chokes up)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 16, 2015 09:06 AM (50YLf)

50 Actually those guys are waiting to sign up for job training and good paying infrastructure jobs. This scam has early beginnings.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at September 16, 2015 09:07 AM (Vb+g+)

51 Mills Plains is the home of the infamous tree crocodile. These aborigines, sadly, didn't last another generation.

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2015 09:07 AM (UzPAd)

52 48 Well I'm out. Pro tip: Don't mix antibiotics, codeine and three shots of espresso.
Posted by: Daybrother up early and sick at September 16, 2015 09:06 AM (4aFv

I would say something about your stamina, but banning and all........

Hope you feelbetter.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2015 09:07 AM (n6Nt0)

53 Rathist! Looks like the annual Man's Country bbq. Mmmm-mmm-mmm.

Posted by: Barney Fwank at September 16, 2015 09:07 AM (gwG9s)

54 Morlocks Feast After Eloi Harvest - 2021 A.D.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 09:08 AM (0dcbp)

55 Wiki- "A corroboree is an event where Aborigines interact with the Dreamtime through dance, music and costume."


Okay, I'm wearing one of the kiddo' Barney the Dinosaur Halloween mask,

got "Disco Inferno" on the sound system,

if I fire up "Typing of the Dead" on the old Dreamcast

is that close enough?

Posted by: naturalfake trying to have a Corroboree at September 16, 2015 09:08 AM (KUa85)

56 Somewhere, a young FBI agent is showing that painting to a Lector-like convict and asking:

"What is Brewer trying to tell us?"

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 09:09 AM (Zs4uk)

57 Posted by: naturalfake trying to have a Corroboree at September 16, 2015 09:08

Barney? Barney?

Sometimes I just don't know you f*cking Morons.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2015 09:09 AM (n6Nt0)

58 If Obama had a son....

Posted by: orange mule at September 16, 2015 09:09 AM (uXcD2)

59 is that close enough?


Posted by: naturalfake


****

Sure, I'll corroborate your story.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:09 AM (NeFrd)

60 Hey jwest! Don't forget you have a haircut scheduled for last week! You can thank me later.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:11 AM (NeFrd)

61 Ooh! Picture from the Gondwanaland MoMeet?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 09:12 AM (9krrF)

62 24 I did not know this but Amanda Miller is Trump's Campaign marketing person. She was the secretary on the Apprentice.

Image in nick.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 08:57 AM (LXJ1e)

Whoa. Luxurious and classy legs.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 16, 2015 09:12 AM (RD7QR)

63 is that close enough?


Posted by: naturalfake


****

Sure, I'll corroborate your story.
Posted by: Muldoon



Pics, or it didn't happen!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:12 AM (cN1tG)

64 So is "corroboree" another word for "drop acid and groove to the Dead"?

====

Close.

"A corroboree is an event where Australian Aborigines interact with the Dreamtime through dance, music and costume. "Their bodies painted in different ways, and they wore various adornments, which were not used every day."

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 09:12 AM (3ZtZW)

65 SVT.se Gomorron (Sweden's morning news program) had a Trump segment this am and they just can't believe it.

Posted by: SarahW at September 16, 2015 09:12 AM (3fTXW)

66 60 Hey jwest! Don't forget you have a haircut scheduled for last week! You can thank me later.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:11 AM (NeFrd)


I hope you weren't counting on that Christmas bonus.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 09:12 AM (Zs4uk)

67 Guantanamo prisoner accused of being Osama bin Laden's associate has a DATING PROFILE on Match.com which says he is 'detained but ready to mingle'

http://tinyurl.com/ne5agb2

Daily Mail

Posted by: Ted Striker at September 16, 2015 09:13 AM (oVJmc)

68

in the side bar is a column by Jon Gabriel bemoaning the fact that the conservative movement was going to have the best debates since Reagan until Trump

all substance and smarts and policy and vision


until Trump

what akes him think so?

remember Mitt Romney and the war on women? I do not understand how these bright people would continue to think election after election that the media would ever permit debate on substance

binders of women

dogs on the roofs of cars

right

we would be having the Lincoln Douglas debates, part 2, except for Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:14 AM (zOTsN)

69 Somewhere, a young FBI agent is showing that painting to a Lector-like convict and asking:

"What is Brewer trying to tell us?"


Send fava beans and some chianti?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 09:14 AM (LUgeY)

70 The website P2016 has about all you need to know about the candidates organizations.

Best I can tell the most organized in Iowa are:

1) Cruz
2) Bush
3) Walker
4) Trump
5) Rand

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 09:14 AM (LXJ1e)

71 I think you could use corroboree in a conversation, if it were about some Whitewolf storyteller RPG

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 09:14 AM (3ZtZW)

72 I think I see a Drop Bear in that middle tree.

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at September 16, 2015 09:17 AM (pMsDu)

73 Can you smell what the natives are cookin'?!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:17 AM (2Ojst)

74 I think you could use corroboree in a conversation, if it were about some Whitewolf storyteller RPG



Meshach Taylor in Hyenas.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:19 AM (cN1tG)

75 For the love of Peetey!

Would you stop with all the rape paintings?!

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at September 16, 2015 09:19 AM (lWsVG)

76 Little Known Historical Tidbit-
In 1867 Jesse James and Billy the Kid joined forces to commit the first co-robbery of a moving train on the North American continent. The technique was adapted from a centuries-old Australian aborigine custom.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:19 AM (NeFrd)

77 Mills Plains.

Come for the natives.

Stay for the sunsets.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2015 09:20 AM (KCQo0)

78 Never mind the Kitty, look out for Drop-Bears and Yowies

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2015 09:21 AM (3pRHP)

79 I hope you weren't counting on that Christmas bonus.

***

So I guess it's the Jelly-Of-The-Month Club again, eh?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:21 AM (NeFrd)

80 ooo! ooo! So pretty!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 09:21 AM (iQIUe)

81 It's one of those discover the forest ads.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 09:21 AM (W5DcG)

82
so Johnny Depp is a shithead...

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (7OlRf)

83 Little Known Historical Tidbit-
In 1867 Jesse James and Billy the Kid joined forces to commit the first co-robbery of a moving train on the North American continent. The technique was adapted from a centuries-old Australian aborigine custom.


Robbotraino?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (cN1tG)

84 Well, I suppose none of this paper is going to go from to do to done by itself. See you 'rons later.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (n6Nt0)

85 So I guess it's the Jelly-Of-The-Month Club again, eh?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:21 AM (NeFrd)
no, this year...we are making a donation on your behalf to an organization you had no idea exisited....and we'll take the tax deduction.....thank you

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (0O7c5)

86 The drugged up teen danced at the rave, swaying as though in a corroboree

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (zOTsN)

87 Can I get me a corroboree license here?

Posted by: John F. Kerry at September 16, 2015 09:23 AM (KCQo0)

88
The morons meet up every month or two, take their clothes off and have a Corroboree.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 09:23 AM (iQIUe)

89
corroboree - n. the corrosive form of borax.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:23 AM (VLTL9)

90 That's a picture of the early morning Iowa caucus', right? Did I get it? What do I win?

Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:23 AM (TxJGV)

91 I think it is more like a rave.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 09:23 AM (iQIUe)

92 School uniforms. Bill promised them but instead gave computers to cops on every street corner. Biden was his front man in congress for that. But he did stop the burning of black churches. Heh you kids get off my yard! I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for Thelma and her smart glasses. Durn dog.

Posted by: oldies at September 16, 2015 09:24 AM (j2xmV)

93
Which one of those dudes just said, "Hold my beer. Watch this!"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:24 AM (VLTL9)

94 Sunrise or Sunset? I think sunrise and they were dancing all night.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 09:24 AM (iQIUe)

95 This made me think of John McCutcheon's classic 'Injun Summer' from 1907. Maybe he used this painting for inspiration?

http://www.tkinter.smig.net/Chicago/InjunSummer/ index.htm

Tribune doesn't run it any more.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 09:24 AM (MIKMs)

96 Which one of those dudes just said, "Hold my beer. Watch this!"?



The one about to........never mind.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:25 AM (cN1tG)

97
Mebbe those are downed trees...

...and mebbe those are tentacles.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:25 AM (VLTL9)

98 Posted by: naturalfake


****

Sure, I'll corroborate your story.
Posted by: Muldoon



In this instance, class, Muldoon is the corroboror and naturalfake is the corroboree.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 09:25 AM (JtwS4)

99 The coroboree of morons swirled around the hobo turning on the spit, wildly gyrating through the smoke waiting for the feast

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:25 AM (zOTsN)

100 I always liked those Volkswagen Corroborees. They sure looked sporty.

Posted by: johnd01 at September 16, 2015 09:26 AM (ukNFU)

101
That's a eucalyptus tree and there is a whole passel of pissed off koalas in it who are about to unleash holy hell on those kids making a racket on their lawn.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:26 AM (VLTL9)

102 Trump is the one? I thought that was Neo.

Posted by: really at September 16, 2015 09:27 AM (j2xmV)

103 trolls gotta troll, I guess.

Posted by: joe at September 16, 2015 09:27 AM (KUaJL)

104 I linked this in the previous thread. Really good Afterburner by Bill Whittle on The Donald
https://youtu.be/bSfpgDhqHbs

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 09:27 AM (cbfNE)

105 Muldoon is the corroboror


***

¡Olé!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:27 AM (NeFrd)

106
Idjit found its way here, I see.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (VLTL9)

107 So, is this the very fist episode of "Naked and Afraid?"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (NOIQH)

108 And, like a dog fart at the dinner table, Hector arrives.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (RD7QR)

109 New York Magazine is out with a glowing portrayal of the architect of the spectacular Romney win in 2012, Stuart Stevens, that describes him as a political "renaissance man".

And in his accompanying picture he is smiling widely, so even he thinks that's a hilarious error.

Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (TxJGV)

110 82
so Johnny Depp is a shithead...
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (7OlRf)

Eh? Did I miss a story?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (2Ojst)

111 we would be having the Lincoln Douglas debates, part 2, except for Trump
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:14 AM (zOTsN)


Remember, without Trump the Constitution would work, and the media wouldn't make fun of us.
The embarrassing stories about Hillary would be taken in stride, and various concessions could be extracted without comment
The funding of terrorists would be considered just a minor glitch that could happen even to FDR and Johnson

Oh, and remember, without Trump, Consuela would dust behind the sofa like you pay her to, and the kid with a BA at the Starbucks would get your order done correctly and more quickly.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (3pRHP)

112 Cecil is there, just waiting for a native child to stray away from the adults

Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (eoM8x)

113 "socialism is not bad?"

fuck off Hector

go back to your job of urethral milking

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (zOTsN)

114 "...Socialism if done right is the best system..."
Where is it done right? How long is right? USSR lasted 70 years or so. I think that is the longest lived so far.

Posted by: really at September 16, 2015 09:30 AM (j2xmV)

115 Later kids. And may God have mercy on this troll.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:30 AM (NeFrd)

116 Wow,that Danish girl that went islamonuts and killed her mom is so pretty,

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:30 AM (sPO3u)

117 Can you smell what the natives are cookin'?!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:17 AM (2Ojst)


From a site called artionado

Here there are no sheep, cattle or any evidence of European presence apart from the painting itself thus, by extension, the artist and his view of the proceedings.


and, I don't see the artist.

Maybe that's what's cooking.

Posted by: dDan at September 16, 2015 09:30 AM (hwYmz)

118 ...after smiting him, of course.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 16, 2015 09:30 AM (NeFrd)

119 Imagine how much Hector would love us if we were open borders enthusiasts. Suddenly the borderline personality disorder would flip us into the 'saints' category.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 09:31 AM (oVJmc)

120
108 So, is this the very fist episode of "Naked and Afraid?"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:28 AM (NOIQH)


There have been more than a few references to "fist" here lately. Have the AoS Style Guidelines been modified sotto voce?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:31 AM (VLTL9)

121 roasted rockafeller

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:31 AM (zOTsN)

122 corroboree:

Noun:

In a statement with corroboration, there is both the person who supports the attestation (corroborator) and the person who is being supported by the attestation (corroboree)

Do I get a cookie?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2015 09:32 AM (3pRHP)

123 >>And in his accompanying picture he is smiling widely, so even he thinks that's a hilarious error.

I suppose he's smiling because he gets paid either way, right? Romney may have lost, but that dude still got his check. #Winning

And if he's anything like Steve Schmidt or Nicole Wallace he's used it to leverage his career, all the while bashing those GOPe'rs who've employed him in the past.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:32 AM (NOIQH)

124 open borders, cradle to grave socialism

well what could go wrong

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:32 AM (zOTsN)

125 Not much punishment for cold blooded murder in Scandi land.

http://tinyurl.com/po2d2rk

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:32 AM (sPO3u)

126
Artionado v Sharknado?

My money's on the sharks...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:32 AM (VLTL9)

127 Aint no big thing
To wait for the bell to ring
Aint no big thing
The toll of the bell

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 09:33 AM (3ZtZW)

128 >>There have been more than a few references to "fist" here lately. Have the AoS Style Guidelines been modified sotto voce?

Typo: fist-->first

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:33 AM (NOIQH)

129 Can you smell what the natives are cookin'?!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:17 AM (2Ojst)


From a site called artionado

Here there are no sheep, cattle or any evidence of European presence apart from the painting itself thus, by extension, the artist and his view of the proceedings.



They are roasting 'roo.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:33 AM (cN1tG)

130
Funny how HP announces a layoff of 30K on the same day as the R's debate. It has nothing to do with Carly Purina but I wouldnt put it past the D's (or Juan Ellis!) to try to associate her with it for the sake of the Low Info Dummies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 09:33 AM (7OlRf)

131 >>>>Little Known Historical Tidbit-

In 1867 Jesse James and Billy the Kid joined forces to commit the
first co-robbery of a moving train on the North American continent. The
technique was adapted from a centuries-old Australian aborigine
custom.
.
.
.They had trains in Australia in the 1600's? Who knew.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2015 09:33 AM (iONHu)

132 Socialism if done right is the best system.

Posted by: Trump is the one at 9:25 AM
________

Any system, if done perfectly right, is the best.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 09:34 AM (o1VYc)

133
Do I get a cookie?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2015 09:32 AM (3pRHP)


Sure, but for using "attestation" twice in one sentence.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:34 AM (VLTL9)

134 They are celebrating the opening of lion season.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2015 09:34 AM (go5uR)

135 I found Waldo's tribe!

Morning, Glories!

Posted by: mindful webworker - at the empty buffet at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (S3Inb)

136 its Hectors barbeque celebrating urethral milking season at the sea port

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (zOTsN)

137 Very few actors are decent human beings. Most would like to live in zoos and throw their excrement at the visitors. Instead they make movies and TV shows. Almost the same.

Posted by: critic at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (j2xmV)

138
136 They are celebrating the opening of lion season.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2015 09:34 AM (go5uR)


Somewhere in the Great Feline Beyond, Cecil looks on and smiles approvingly

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (VLTL9)

139 Then there's Yemen. Two years ago, Obama bragged that the country demonstrated the success of his anti-terrorism policies. That didn't last long. Now the terrorists have taken over, the country is being ravaged by civil war, and even the pro-Obama website Vox.com says the U.S. response has been "cringe-worthy."

Posted by: Santa "naughty or nice" Claus at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (e8kgV)

140
>>>Posted by: Trump is the one at September 16, 2015 09:30 AM (lLM+r)

Is this a new dunce or an old one?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (7OlRf)

141 open borders, cradle to grave socialism

Go on...

Posted by: Jeb at September 16, 2015 09:36 AM (O7MnT)

142 125 Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:32 AM (NOIQH)
=========================

Yes and yes, I believe.

Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:36 AM (TxJGV)

143 ****************************************
Reminder: Don't paste Hector's nonsense into your comment response. It ensure the troll's ravings remain after one of the cobs blasts all of Hector's posts.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:36 AM (NOIQH)

144 "good ethnic stock"

what should be done with the low functioning folks like you Hector?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:36 AM (zOTsN)

145 "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?"

Posted by: Stephen Douglas at September 16, 2015 09:37 AM (W5DcG)

146 Morning Horde.

We pissing anyone off yet?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 16, 2015 09:37 AM (gW5Vg)

147 Do I get a cookie?

What? For reprising my joke at #98?

Sure, have a cookie. Everyone here is special and we all get gold stars on our papers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 09:38 AM (JtwS4)

148 >Posted by: Trump is the one at September 16, 2015 09:30 AM (lLM+r)

Is this a new dunce or an old one?
Posted by: Soothsayer



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 09:38 AM (cN1tG)

149 hector is here, shopping his wares

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:38 AM (zOTsN)

150
Begun the Jeb!olanche has...



http://pjmedia.com/diaryofamadvoter/2015/09/16/

-night-before-hobnobbing-with-jeb/

(remove extra spaces)

Posted by: Yoda the YUUGE and Classy at September 16, 2015 09:38 AM (KUa85)

151 We pissing anyone off yet?

Short bus Hector is here.

Posted by: V the K at September 16, 2015 09:38 AM (O7MnT)

152 "...has nothing to do with Carly..."
The HP layoff will help her with voters. The narrative would be that she was forced out of HP for trying to save jobs instead of increasing profit.

Posted by: just saying at September 16, 2015 09:39 AM (j2xmV)

153 146 Our very existence pisses people off.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:40 AM (sPO3u)

154 Anybody else think this looks like a 1907 National Geographic photo? Another fine choice, RD.

Posted by: JTB at September 16, 2015 09:40 AM (FvdPb)

155 Trump is the one at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (lLM+r)
____________________

I just hired this guy to work on my campaign staff... So, how do ya'll think he's doing so far?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 16, 2015 09:40 AM (HSmrB)

156 Short bus Hector is here.

Posted by: V the K at September 16, 2015 09:38 AM (O7MnT)



Allow me to rephrase....

Are we pissing any actual people off today?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 16, 2015 09:40 AM (gW5Vg)

157 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:40 AM (kff5f)

158 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:40 AM (kff5f)

159 Ooooh... Savage Cavorting Waldo!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:41 AM (kff5f)

160 Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished.

Posted by: Barry the Geopolitical Grandmaster at September 16, 2015 09:41 AM (UzPAd)

161 Why is this so hard? Just stop giving welfare to illegals and you'll get fewer illegals.

Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:42 AM (TxJGV)

162 Hector uber alles

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:42 AM (zOTsN)

163 Popped over to the Libertarian party website to get a look at their potential slate.

whooo-boy.

http://tinyurl.com/lhzusbh

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (oVJmc)

164 Heil Hector!

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (zOTsN)

165 Ah, Mills Plain in Hobart, Tasmania, Australia. I've been there. Went there ins August and froze my ass off. Did not bring a jacket so had to buy one.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (t2KH5)

166 159 Cooking Waldo.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (sPO3u)

167 "...Cecil looks on and smiles approvingly..."
Cecil is a cat. He just gutted an antelope in big cat heaven. Little know fact. Big cat heaven is antelope hell.

Posted by: just saying at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (j2xmV)

168 CNN actually has a debate countdown clock.

Jeebus.

Posted by: Positive Waves at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (MQEz6)

169 Trump is seriously worrying everyone in the establishment so much now they are rigging the debate tonight according to multiple sources. Supposedly everyone is going to gang up on Trump.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (iONHu)

170 We are importing other countries poverty.

Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (TxJGV)

171 Is it properly spelled Yector or Jector?

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (cbfNE)

172 No womenfolk in this painting? I thought patriarchy existed only in western cis-normative cultures....

Posted by: fly gal at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (po08c)

173 Morning Horde.

We pissing anyone off yet?


Just by living and breathing, I imagine.

Reading a one year retrospective on #gamergate. It's funny how much the behavior of folks in that continuing brawl remind me so much of how some folks are conducting themselves with l'affaire Trump.

Remember: If ya ain't pissed off, you ain't payin' attention.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (9krrF)

174 Sidebar: "Why do feminists hate sex robots?"

The feminist pictured at the link looks like Jabba the Hutt skinned Zoey Deschanel and is wearing her as a Buffalo Bill Woman Suit.

Posted by: V the K at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (O7MnT)

175 169 I don't doubt it.Odds that Trump slugs Hugh Hewitt at some point?

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (sPO3u)

176
Caption:

Clovis people trying to re-conjure a mastodon, but global warming has killed the goose.

Posted by: GBruno at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (u49WF)

177 >>'detained but ready to mingle'

OMG!

Posted by: Lea at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (lIU4e)

178 We are importing other countries poverty.
Posted by: MTF


Our poverty doesn't have enough diversity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 09:45 AM (W5DcG)

179 Never mind, I think I see bewbies...

Posted by: fly gal at September 16, 2015 09:45 AM (po08c)

180 according to multiple sources. Supposedly everyone is going to gang up on Trump.

Is the source's middle initial "J"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 09:45 AM (JtwS4)

181 Trump is seriously worrying everyone in the establishment so much now
they are rigging the debate tonight according to multiple sources.
Supposedly everyone is going to gang up on Trump.


Given that every time they try to 'take him down' he surges, this could mean tonight he clinches the nomination.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 09:45 AM (oVJmc)

182 Popped over to the Libertarian party website to get a look at their potential slate.

Gary Johnson again? Talk about horizontal learning curves...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 09:45 AM (9krrF)

183 >>CNN actually has a debate countdown clock.


Did they ever respond to Trump's suggestions that they donate the ad revenue to veterans organizations?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:46 AM (NOIQH)

184 Outstanding painting when you click on it and blow it up. Good one RD.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 16, 2015 09:46 AM (t2KH5)

185

Mapping the national anthems that mention God

https://goo.gl/ST8c7B

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 09:47 AM (iQIUe)

186
171 Is it properly spelled Yector or Jector?
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (cbfNE)


Ejactulector

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:47 AM (VLTL9)

187 163 Popped over to the Libertarian party website to get a look at their potential slate.

whooo-boy.

http://tinyurl.com/lhzusbh
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (oVJmc)

------------------------

Can't be that bad...

takes a look...

DrewW. going to vote for THAT!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 09:47 AM (LXJ1e)

188 179 Never mind, I think I see bewbies...

Posted by: fly gal at September 16, 2015 09:45 AM (po08c)
======================

All in favor of fly gal sharing, say "Aye".

Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:48 AM (TxJGV)

189 DrewM.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 09:48 AM (LXJ1e)

190 Hector drives for Uber?

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 09:48 AM (3ZtZW)

191 82
so Johnny Depp is a shithead...
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 09:22 AM (7OlRf)


On politics? Probably so, but he's in the Hollyweird clique so that's not exactly a shock. However, I've read in several places that he always keeps the full Jack Sparrow costume with him so that he can dress up and do surprise visits to children's hospitals in character to cheer up the kiddos- and has apparently talked several of his Pirates co- stars into going with him- so I try to give him the benefit of the doubt since that garners a lot of decency credit in my book.

Unless something horrific has come out about him I put him in the "Likely a moonbat, but basically a decent fellow" category.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at September 16, 2015 09:48 AM (KkVB6)

192 >>Sidebar: "Why do feminists hate sex robots?"

It's obvious: Men won't have to put up with unpleasant women if there's a willing sexbot option. Aaaaand what's more unpleasant than a (man-hating) feminist?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:48 AM (NOIQH)

193 171 Is it properly spelled Yector or Jector?
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 09:43 AM (cbfNE)

It's spelled "fuckstick."

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:49 AM (2Ojst)

194 192 >>Sidebar: "Why do feminists hate sex robots?"

It's obvious: Men won't have to put up with unpleasant women if there's a willing sexbot option. Aaaaand what's more unpleasant than a (man-hating) feminist?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:48 AM (NOIQH)

It breaks their monopoly in the sexual marketplace, and they don't want to give that power up.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:49 AM (2Ojst)

195 Attacking Trump could prompt Teh Trump Hair to leap off and mutilate them one by one.

"Get it off me! Get it off me!"

Posted by: Positive Waves at September 16, 2015 09:50 AM (MQEz6)

196 oddly its pronounced "hand job"

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:50 AM (zOTsN)

197
Those are happy trees...happy dying trees...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 09:50 AM (iQIUe)

198
It's spelled "fuckstick."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 09:49 AM (2Ojst)


Or "cockholster"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:50 AM (VLTL9)

199 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 09:45 AM (oVJmc)

Yep, depending on how clumsy they are about it.

If it's obvious that tonight is "Beat up on Donald Trump night," then he's going to walk away a yuge winner.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)

200 it would be awesome if instead of attacking Trump they stole the issue of immigration from him and meant it.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:52 AM (zOTsN)

201 I don't doubt it.Odds that Trump slugs Hugh Hewitt at some point?
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:44 AM (sPO3u)


Jay Caruso had a Republican Candidate Street Fight Bracket up the other day on twitter.

Here's mine..... http://tinypic.com/r/29c5r9c/8

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 16, 2015 09:52 AM (gW5Vg)

202
"Why do feminists hate sex robots?"

Because androids dream of electric sheep.

Posted by: GBruno at September 16, 2015 09:53 AM (u49WF)

203 Holy hell. Some asshole at a Whataburger in Lewisville refused to serve a cop.

http://www.fox4news.com/news/20390946-story

Whataburger says this won't be tolerated. I hope not.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2015 09:54 AM (wtvvX)

204 200 it would be awesome if instead of attacking Trump they stole the issue of immigration from him and meant it.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:52 AM (zOTsN)


Either that or pick a new issue and lay out a bold plan to fix it. Make people believe you're actually going to do it.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Zs4uk)

205 Sexbots are like Uber.

No more waiting for a cab.

Posted by: Positive Waves at September 16, 2015 09:55 AM (MQEz6)

206 >>It breaks their monopoly in the sexual marketplace, and they don't want to give that power up.

Yup.

Watched a few episodes of that series "Humans" - man brings home a hot robot to help his super-busy working wife juggle job and 3-4 kids. She instinctively hates this beauty replacing her at home doing everything perfectly, makes her hubby miserable for it, and then.....he seeks comfort in the robot. The opposite scenario is depicted too - wife kicks out schlubby hubby because robot dude does everything she asks.



Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 09:56 AM (NOIQH)

207 Whataburger says this won't be tolerated. I hope not.

Oh, it won't be. Either the employee will be fired, or the whole store will be is my guess. The manager will get to pick, of course.

But Whataburger takes great pride in its support of folks in uniform- whether that's US Armed Services or First Responders.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)

208 Either that or pick a new issue and lay out a bold plan to fix it. Make people believe you're actually going to do it.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Zs4uk)


The problem with that is there are precisely two candidate I trust even to try to keep their word, and I'm not sure if Cruz or Walker are at the grown-up table tonight.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:57 AM (kff5f)

209 I'm hoping Jeb-bot does his whole debate tonight in Spanish, just to drive home the point that he spicka-da-language. Halfway through Trump just blows his top and tries to strangle him, while Cruz corrects his accent and Rubio ducks down under the podium to look for the baseball bat he stuffed there beforehand, just in case. Fiorina just looks out at the crowd ans says "WTF?!"

Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 09:57 AM (TxJGV)

210 Hubby:"Honey,I bought you a robot to help you around the house"
Wife:"She looks like Christina Hendricks"
Hubby:"Does she?I hadn't noticed..."

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 09:58 AM (sPO3u)

211 207
Whataburger says this won't be tolerated. I hope not.



Oh, it won't be. Either the employee will be fired, or the whole
store will be is my guess. The manager will get to pick, of course.



But Whataburger takes great pride in its support of folks in uniform- whether that's US Armed Services or First Responders.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)


Something similar happened at an Arby's. Arby's fired the server and the manager.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 16, 2015 09:58 AM (t2KH5)

212 The problem with that is there are precisely two candidate I trust even to try to keep their word, and I'm not sure if Cruz or Walker are at the grown-up table tonight.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:57 AM (kff5f)



Same people as last time, except add in Carly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 16, 2015 09:58 AM (gW5Vg)

213 "Why do feminists hate sex robots?"

It's like a Mad Libs:
"Why do feminists hate _____?" (plural noun)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 09:58 AM (o1VYc)

214
"We think that the creation of such robots will contribute to detrimental relationships between men and women, adults and children, men and men and women and women," she said.

Chickens, on the other hand, are rejoicing.

And the contributions of feminist professors to improving such relationships are nil.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 09:59 AM (VLTL9)

215 A sexbot doesn't get a headache, doesn't nag, can't smell your stank, doesn't go shopping, doesn't dump you for your best friend, and doesn't vacuum when the game is on.

Posted by: Positive Waves at September 16, 2015 09:59 AM (MQEz6)

216 Just a reminder, wherever Rubio goes he brings along his lovely bride. Which works for me.

Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 10:00 AM (TxJGV)

217 208 The problem with that is there are precisely two
candidate I trust even to try to keep their word, and I'm not sure if
Cruz or Walker are at the grown-up table tonight.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 09:57 AM (kff5f)

The Republicans have promised that multiple times and failed to carry through after amnesty. Even happened on RR's watch when the Dems blocked the "wall". RR said it was the biggest mistake he made during his Presidency, he trusted them.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 16, 2015 10:00 AM (t2KH5)

218 I usually just lurk at work but I'm home sick today and that just makes me hate everything more. Thank goodness I don't have cable or I might be tempted to actually watch this shit show of a debate tonight. I'll catch the highlights like a homeless Cubs fan, hopelessly looking through the window of a television shop.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:01 AM (2Uoun)

219 Sex robots.

Rachel from Blade Runner.

That's all I have to say about that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:01 AM (LUgeY)

220 Some asshole at a Whataburger in Lewisville refused to serve a cop.

http://www.fox4news.com/news/20390946-story

Whataburger says this won't be tolerated.


Didn't Whataburger hop on board with the "Moms Demand" crowd and ban open carry from their restaurants?

Posted by: V the K at September 16, 2015 10:01 AM (O7MnT)

221 219 Titties aren't big enough.But it's better than banging the real Sean Young because she is batshit.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2015 10:03 AM (sPO3u)

222 Feminists hate sex robots because they don't get pregnant and Planned Parenthood's baby parts business will suffer.

Posted by: John F. Kerry at September 16, 2015 10:03 AM (KCQo0)

223
Joe's Law: Trolls believe none of the things they post.

Joe's Corollary: Your disgust is their oxygen.

Joe's Conjecture: All trolls are Average Joe

Posted by: Grump928(c) notes at September 16, 2015 10:03 AM (evdj2)

224 ...Socialism if done right is the best system...

-----

No its not.

Socialism ALWAYS fails. Do you have any idea why???

It's because the precepts of socialism goes against human nature. Its not in human nature to toil and work for the benefit of perfect strangers. People, by their very nature, want to enjoy the benefits of their efforts.

The "giving and caring" nature of socialism isnt based on altruism.... it's based on coercion. The state steps in forces to do "good deeds". You know what else is in human nature???? The urge to resist and rebel against undo coercion. Rising coercion raises the populations resentment of it..... the rising resistance leads to a higher level of state coercion to enforce its doctrine.... so on and so forth.

Your "system if done right" is done at the end of a barrel... because that's the only way it can be done.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 10:03 AM (8XRCm)

225 "We think that the creation of such robots will contribute to detrimental relationships between men and women, adults and children, men and men and women and women," she said.


1. That's obviously a danger to society since it never happens today.


2. As opposed to feminism, which doesn't?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:05 AM (LUgeY)

226 Didn't Whataburger hop on board with the "Moms Demand" crowd and ban open carry from their restaurants?

Not that I recall. Whataburger has always been carry friendly. They have, on numerous occasions, asked pestiferous "Open Carry Texas" idiots (yeah, carrying your AR15 slung across your chest is a great way to win hearts and minds) to leave their weapons in cars.

Once open carry kicks in (January, IIRC) here in TX, they have said they have no plans to ask anyone openly carrying a weapon to leave.

That's the last I had heard, anyway.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 10:05 AM (kff5f)

227 Your "system if done right" is done at the end of a barrel... because that's the only way it can be done.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 10:03 AM (8XRCm)

I like Ben Shapiro's description of Capitalism as forced altruism. I have to provide you with something of worth in order to succeed myself.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:05 AM (2Uoun)

228 We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar

Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;

Posted by: Barry the Geopolitical Grandmaster at September 16, 2015 10:06 AM (UzPAd)

229 "We think that the creation of such robots will contribute to detrimental relationships between men and women, adults and children, men and men and women and women," she said.

Feminism already did that, you stupid bint.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:06 AM (2Ojst)

230 >>>> 216 Just a reminder, wherever Rubio goes he brings along his lovely bride. Which works for me.
Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2015 10:00 AM (TxJGV)

-------


And his gang of 8 crap.
And his vote to give Mr. Soetoro the Iran deal.
Wonder if Rubio will be having a beer with Bibi at Octoberfest this year?

Posted by: GBruno at September 16, 2015 10:07 AM (u49WF)

231 >>And the contributions of feminist professors to improving such relationships are nil.


Bingo!
It's rich they're now concerned about the disruption of male-female relationships.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:07 AM (NOIQH)

232 231 >>And the contributions of feminist professors to improving such relationships are nil.


Bingo!
It's rich they're now concerned about the disruption of male-female relationships.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:07 AM (NOIQH)

Heh. "You're scum! You're rapists! You should be in concentration camps! Hey...where are you going?"

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:08 AM (2Ojst)

233 You know it's good art when the image loads slowly over hi-speed internet. 12MP!

Posted by: Chris M at September 16, 2015 10:09 AM (k3w9p)

234 Futurama had a pretty good PSA about the dangers of sexbots.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2015 10:09 AM (FTdBq)

235 Sex robots.

Rachel from Blade Runner.



Pris > Rachael

*throws gauntlet*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 10:09 AM (JtwS4)

236
Re: Rubio

Those who embrace the future by ignoring the past are not to be honored.

Posted by: GBruno at September 16, 2015 10:10 AM (u49WF)

237 Pris > Rachael

*throws gauntlet*


Phasers at dawn!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:10 AM (LUgeY)

238 Are these the Hill People or the Valley People?
How many Hill People to milk zee goat?
Three---two to pull the goat up and down and one to hold the yaktabays!

Posted by: Latka at September 16, 2015 10:10 AM (LYqIl)

239 Problem wth the immigration issue is that the candidates dont support what the voters want. They also try to seel it as sensible, controlled, reasonable, etc, but we know they are lying their asses off. Once hey pass laws to let people in, they dont control it. They dont fund enforcement and they dont even enforce the laws. Plus, local gov doesnt either.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 10:10 AM (iQIUe)

240 >>Heh. "You're scum! You're rapists! You should be in concentration camps! Hey...where are you going?"


Heh. Just like the two Jessica Valenti tweets from a recent ONT:

First: "Stop harassing me with your catcalls you rapey a$$holes!!!"

One year later: "I hate that I no longer get catcalls, and....I blame society (not my ego, no, this isn't about me, seriously)"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:11 AM (NOIQH)

241 Would you like to take a moment to register me, boulder terlit hobo?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo's lucy liu sexbot at September 16, 2015 10:12 AM (LYqIl)

242 Pris > Rachael



*throws gauntlet*



Phasers at dawn!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:10 AM (LUgeY)

Agreed. That's just not a correct assessment in any conceivable way.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:12 AM (2Uoun)

243 First, it's not socialism. Any claim that it is socialism is racist.

Second, if it were socialism, hypothetically, the only reason it always fails is because Fixerupper doesn't believe in it.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 10:12 AM (o1VYc)

244 You want Rachel.

You'd settle for Pris.

You'll get Leon.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:13 AM (hsCpX)

245 You know what should really scare the fems is if the robots can make a good sandwich.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 16, 2015 10:13 AM (tf9Ne)

246 237 Pris > Rachael

*throws gauntlet*

Phasers at dawn!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:10 AM (LUgeY)

Oh boy. I'll go halfway out on a limb to say Daryl Hannah > Sean Young, but Rachael > Pris since Rachael didn't have a proven track record of crushing men's heads with her thighs.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:14 AM (2Ojst)

247 >>Sex robots. Rachel from Blade Runner.

John Kennex from "Almost Human"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:14 AM (NOIQH)

248 You'll get Leon.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:13 AM (hsCpX)

*Awkward shrug*

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:14 AM (2Uoun)

249 One year later: "I hate that I no longer get catcalls, and....I blame society (not my ego, no, this isn't about me, seriously)"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:11 AM (NOIQH)

Yeah, I snerked a bit at that one. Hardly surprising, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:15 AM (2Ojst)

250 Ace HQ, you good-for-nothing thing! Have you been out drinking again?! I can smell Valu-Rite on you from here, you good-for-nothing thing!

Posted by: 'Stella' at September 16, 2015 10:15 AM (LYqIl)

251 14 year old boy in Dallas named Ahmed made a homemade clock and brought it into school to show his teacher

she thought it looked like a bomb with timing device an called police

police took him into custody and interviewed him. He allegedly asked to speak to his father and they told him he could because he was being interrogated

this is now "a thing"

I am torn about this

15 year olds are joining ISIS and threatening to kill the pope

see something, say something

cops and the teacher are being attacked, and by the right too

kid looks like a science nerd, but then so did the 911 hi jackers

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:16 AM (zOTsN)

252 "police took him into custody and interviewed him. He allegedly asked to speak to his father and they told him he could because he was being interrogated"

Could or couldn't?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:17 AM (2Ojst)

253
Posted by: 'Stella' at September 16, 2015 10:15 AM (LYqIl)

Ha. Watched that episode yesterday.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:17 AM (hsCpX)

254 I recall Jonah Goldberg cogitating on whether sex on the Holodeck was sex or masturbation. I think the same debate holds true for sexbots.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 10:18 AM (LYqIl)

255 John Kennex from "Almost Human"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:14 AM (NOIQH)


I think the other guy was the robot, though, right? I like the robot actor.

I so wanted that show to be good...

Posted by: Lea at September 16, 2015 10:18 AM (lIU4e)

256 14 year old boy in Dallas named Ahmed made a homemade clock and brought it into school to show his teacher>>>

As a balance to this is not because of his religion. Poptart pistol.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 16, 2015 10:18 AM (tf9Ne)

257
Zhora > Rachel > Pris

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 10:19 AM (VLTL9)

258 Once a month do sexbots "go Westworld" on you?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 10:21 AM (LYqIl)

259 >>I think the other guy was the robot, though, right? I like the robot actor.


Kennex had a mechanical leg, so part robot.
The human part was mighty fine.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:21 AM (NOIQH)

260 As a balance to this is not because of his religion. Poptart pistol.


Posted by: Buzzsaw


Exactly. An idiotic "zero tolerance" policy sweeps up protected classes, too, and occasionally will result in poor optics.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 16, 2015 10:21 AM (/Ho8c)

261 gack

can't they told hi he couldnt talk to his father

now he is a minor so I thought they had to interview him with a parent but maybe not

15 year old join ISIS

15 year old just arrested for plotting to kill the pope

I am still assuming everyone was acting in good faith

what if it were a bomb and not a clock

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:22 AM (zOTsN)

262 Harry "Ace" Mudd, "Stella dear...."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:22 AM (uPuV2)

263 >>254 I recall Jonah Goldberg cogitating on whether sex on the Holodeck was sex or masturbation. I think the same debate holds true for sexbots.


Holo deck : run program Stroker Ace.

Posted by: Chandler Ryker at September 16, 2015 10:23 AM (XRtvO)

264

CAC and Red Steeze and Instapundit are all outraged over the temporary detention of Ahmed and the homemade clock

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:23 AM (zOTsN)

265 14 year old boy in Dallas named Ahmed made a homemade clock and brought it into school to show his teacher

The amount of understanding the average person has of electronics is infinitesmal.

If a kid was going to build a time bomb, the last thing he would need to build from scratch is the timer.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:24 AM (hsCpX)

266 CAC and Red Steeze and Instapundit are all outraged over the temporary detention of Ahmed and the homemade clock

----

Is there a pic of the said homemade clock???

Cuz if it *looks* like a bomb..... tuff shit Achmed.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 10:24 AM (8XRCm)

267 Isn't this the time when we start begging for an art thread?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 10:25 AM (JtwS4)

268 Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:22 AM (zOTsN)

Well... yes, but then again no.

In theory, schools in Texas operate en loco parentis which means, during the school day, on school grounds, as long as your child is checked into school, school teachers and administrators count as your guardian.

So a "parent" is not strictly required for the interview.

Once he asked for his actual parent, though... that's a different story. I'm pretty sure at that point, unless they have a good reason that Dad shouldn't be brought in (and, "He'll tell his son to shut up, lawyer up, and sue our asses" is not a good reason), they're supposed to bring in Dad.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 10:25 AM (kff5f)

269 #IStandWithAhmed is the top trend on twitter. Islamaphobia you guys! We can get someone fired you guys!

We are surrounded by idiots.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 10:25 AM (GzDYP)

270 >>15 year old join ISIS

>>15 year old just arrested for plotting to kill the pope

15 year old Danish gal just stabbed to death and then beheaded her mom w/the assistance of her 29 year old married jihadi BF

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:25 AM (NOIQH)

271 264

CAC and Red Steeze and Instapundit are all outraged over the temporary detention of Ahmed and the homemade clock

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:23 AM (zOTsN)


Those are just regular people. I'll wait to hear what the "paid thinkers" think, like that insufferable twit, Charles CW Cooke.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 10:25 AM (Zs4uk)

272 I recall Jonah Goldberg cogitating on whether sex on the Holodeck was sex or masturbation. I think the same debate holds true for sexbots.

Sexbots = hopped-up Sybians & fleshlights. That they can make your bed and serve drinks in the meantime is just icing on the cake.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 10:25 AM (9krrF)

273 It twas a female British science fiction that coined the term gynoid to describe human female shaped robots. It was the Japanese that ran with it.

https://youtu.be/8cwcln-NYWs

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:26 AM (uPuV2)

274 Rachel was always dressed to the nines and looked like a million dollars (which was probably how much she'd cost). Pris was a tart and Zhora was a stripper.

With a snake.

No contest.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:26 AM (LUgeY)

275
Isn't Ahmed and the Homemade Clock a holiday story or opera or whatever?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 10:27 AM (VLTL9)

276
Why should a school waste time having even to determine whether it is a bomb or not. Just take it away and tell him not to do it again.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 10:27 AM (iQIUe)

277 Is there a pic of the said homemade clock???

Cuz if it *looks* like a bomb..... tuff shit Achmed.


Built into a tiger hologram, apparently.

Seriously, this is reminding me of that business in Boston, but without the "mysterious electronic devices found on infrastructure items" part. Or the pop-tart crap.

Unless, of course, there's a detail or three that hasn't been released. Seems there always are.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 10:28 AM (9krrF)

278 I thought Gynoid ran the Bar on the Enterprise?

Posted by: Garrett at September 16, 2015 10:28 AM (XRtvO)

279 Ha! Remember in the Christmas Story where the teacher's drawer where she kept confiscated shit was filled with sling shots, gum, chattering teeth? Now it's ipods, iphones, bomb parts, zip guns...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 10:28 AM (iQIUe)

280
78 I thought Gynoid ran the Bar on the Enterprise?
Posted by: Garrett at September 16, 2015 10:28 AM (XRtvO)


Gynandroid, 'cause Whoppi "rape-rape" Goldberg.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 10:29 AM (VLTL9)

281 Seriously, this is reminding me of that business in Boston, but without the "mysterious electronic devices found on infrastructure items" part.

Those were Lite Brites, IIRC.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:30 AM (2Ojst)

282 I'm fairly certain that the appropriate response to the kid taken into police for his clock is that we need to start a national conversation about the intolerance and racism of our public employees. It's a very #problematic situation, I think we'd all agree.

These are the rules that the left establishes. Everything that they can make into a large stink against us they will. Give them some of their own medicine.

Posted by: joe at September 16, 2015 10:30 AM (KUaJL)

283 see something, say something

cops and the teacher are being attacked, and by the right too

kid looks like a science nerd, but then so did the 911 hi jackers



Why? It's not like the yuuuuuge denunciations from the moderate members have given everyone a clear dividing line between terrs and "non-terrs".

Sorry. But that's where it's at. Make a mistake and upset a kid, or make a mistake and get a school blown up. I'll err on upsetting the kid. Every time.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:30 AM (cN1tG)

284 Is there a pic of the said homemade clock???

I don't think the police gave it back, because in this interview he describes it.

Nerdy little kid, builds all kinds of stuff with circuit boards.

Neither of my idiot kids could build a clock at 14.


http://bit.ly/1FLI9j2

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 10:30 AM (JtwS4)

285 Holy hell, when I was 14 we had an electronics class for shop.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:31 AM (hsCpX)

286 If a 33-S Sexaroid had run Ten Forward, the Holodeck would have been an empty place. So would the bridge been deserted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:31 AM (uPuV2)

287
Build a Clock; Clock a Building

Same difference.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2015 10:32 AM (VLTL9)

288 Guantanamo prisoner accused of being Osama bin Laden's associate has a
DATING PROFILE on Match.com which says he is 'detained but ready to
mingle'



Hey, he's just hoping to find a JiHotie.

Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2015 10:32 AM (jnsPM)

289 Holy hell, when I was 14 we had an electronics class for shop.

At 15 I was operating metal lathes, Bridgeport milling machines, grinders and such.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:33 AM (LUgeY)

290 I just saw on CNBC, Hungarian police using what looked liked pepper spray on "migrants" to disperse them from trying to get through a fence. Looks like Hungary is the only European country right now not rolling over. CNBC was having the vapors.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 10:33 AM (493sH)

291 Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:22 AM (zOTsN)

I would like to know if they Mirandized him.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:33 AM (2Ojst)

292
I wonder......


If the clock maker had been named Billy Joe Ray..... sporting a buzz cut.... that spoke with a deep Southern drawl.... and was known to wear a conferate flag tee shirt from time to time....

.... I wonder if #IstandwithBilly would be a thing.

My guess is..... "No".

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 10:33 AM (8XRCm)

293 I believe Westworld is being remade. Throw in the sex robot, and you got an interesting movie....probably pretty bloody though.

Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2015 10:34 AM (eoM8x)

294 14 year old boy in Dallas named Ahmed made a homemade clock and brought it into school to show his teacher
I am torn about this

Posted by: ThunderB


Mebbe the story is bullshit. Wouldn't be a first for the Daily Snail.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 10:34 AM (JmGFJ)

295 CNBC was having the vapors.

Of course, the guard will shoot you if you attempt to enter CNBC.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:34 AM (hsCpX)

296 Isn't this the time when we start begging for an art thread?



You're soaking in it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:36 AM (cN1tG)

297 Bruce Willis was recently in a movie where people could act out their sickest fantasies like murdering someone, all with humanoid robots.

Of course you could rewatch Cherry 2000.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:36 AM (uPuV2)

298 he isn't being prosecuted as far as i know

i think everyone is acting in good faith

but it is stupid, lethally stupid, to assume because he is a nerdy 15 year old he ergo cannot be capable of such a thing

this is who ISIS is recruiting now, all over England

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:37 AM (zOTsN)

299
HONEST!!!!! The hangsman noose is *just* a knot. I brought it to school for show and tell.

Posted by: White Christian Boys Scout at September 16, 2015 10:37 AM (8XRCm)

300 Isn't Islamorada, Fla., a Muslim stronghold?

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 10:38 AM (o1VYc)

301 the younger tsarnaev was a nerdy little guy

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:38 AM (zOTsN)

302 'All you need is a potato and loneliness.'

Posted by: Garrett at September 16, 2015 10:38 AM (XRtvO)

303 "He just wants to invent
good things for mankind," said Ahmed's father, Mohamed Elhassan Mohamed,
who immigrated from Sudan and occasionally returns there to run for
president.



???

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:38 AM (hsCpX)

304 300 Isn't Islamorada, Fla., a Muslim stronghold?
Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 10:38 AM (o1VYc)

Considering it's in the Keys, probably not so much.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:39 AM (2Ojst)

305 I"m just glad we are home schooling our kids. If they want o go off and pursue some nerd project and build something innocuous, they don't have to get by the geniuses running the local government day care facility, excuse me, high school to do it.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 10:39 AM (ljZD2)

306 Two guests at a high-tech amusement park go on a wild west adventure.
The park is peopled by robots and is designed to provide a 100% life
like experience simulating Roman times, cowboy ..

Westworld HBO movie coming in 2016

Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2015 10:39 AM (eoM8x)

307 After stories of children being expelled for so many silly things I'm not going to get all that upset - fix it all, not just the one non-white dude caught up in zero-tolerance, such as:

---Kid brings in Lego figure w/tiny gun gets expelled
---Kid finds mom packed paring knife in lunch by mistake, kid gives it to teacher, gets expelled
---Kid on playground pretends to throw a grenade
---Kid brings pink Dora explorer watergun to school gets expelled
--Kindergartener kisses classmate get put on sex offender list

Call me when the Left is upset about those and gets a twitteremotional.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:39 AM (NOIQH)

308 Considering it's in the Keys, probably not so much.

There is no salt-water fishing in islam.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:40 AM (LUgeY)

309 Hey, he's just hoping to find a JiHotie.


Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2015 10:32 AM (jnsPM)

Stop. I laughed. But Stop.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:40 AM (2Uoun)

310 Jeremy Corbyn's term as Labour leader is really going to be popcorn time. Beyond Corbyn himself he's appointed a Shadow Cabinet that's a target-rich environment for the Tories.

Per Guido he's also appointing political advisors for his shadow cabinet rather than letting them select their own. Quite Soviet of him.

Posted by: Roger Fuckbythenavel (ex Devoceleraptor, ex JEM) at September 16, 2015 10:40 AM (o+SC1)

311
---Kid brings in Lego figure w/tiny gun gets expelled

---Kid finds mom packed paring knife in lunch by mistake, kid gives it to teacher, gets expelled

---Kid on playground pretends to throw a grenade

---Kid brings pink Dora explorer watergun to school gets expelled

--Kindergartener kisses classmate get put on sex offender list


Finger-gun.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 10:40 AM (hsCpX)

312 "He just wants to invent good things for mankind," said Ahmed's father, Mohamed Elhassan Mohamed,


who immigrated from Sudan and occasionally returns there to run for president.



Clock has already been invented.
Try again Al Gore.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:41 AM (cN1tG)

313 And in publishing news I have managed to sell two more copies of Golden Isis.

Printed book version is now available -
https://www.createspace.com/5705570

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:42 AM (uPuV2)

314
Wasnt the Dollhouse about human robots? They whipped yr memory and programed you to be a killer or a whore? I'm surprised more feminists didnt complain.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 10:42 AM (iQIUe)

315 Didn't read the story, but based on what's said here...

If they thought the kid might have brought a bomb to school, why would they do anything else than immediately evacuate the premises until the bomb squad got there?

"Hey, that could be a bomb. Let's bring it down to the Principal's office while we talk about it." Sure, makes sense.

Posted by: mindful webworker - autodidacts' dad at September 16, 2015 10:43 AM (S3Inb)

316 Kindergartener kisses classmate get put on sex offender list

Heavens, thank goodness I didn't grow up in today's world. I was girl crazy straight out of the womb. Any kid talk of "cooties" just meant "more for me" to me.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:43 AM (2Uoun)

317 Morning all

This McConnell Plan is DISGUSTING and DISGRACEFULL.

You NEVER link National Security to the release of any hostages or prisoners. Is he out of his fuckin mind. Just to bring it up...and it will not work anyway...is treasonous. what a dumb fuck.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 10:43 AM (DUoqb)

318 Dollhouse was *not* robots, they were humans who had their minds scrambled again and again. More like pleasure slaves. It was creepy.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (NOIQH)

319 it could be 100 per cent innocent and sounds like it was

but stop pretending 15 year olds dont join jihad

stop pretending they arent usually islamic, or from places like Sudan

and stop shamng people who report it when you also tell the them to "See Something, Say Something"

ignoring this type of shit gives you the Boston bombing, and 911

they were all nerdy guys too

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (zOTsN)

320 Corroboree, meaning he hadn't a clue what they were up to.

Didn't even notice the people. The sky is where it's all at.

Posted by: bour3 at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (5x3+2)

321 318 Dollhouse was *not* robots, they were humans who had their minds scrambled again and again. More like pleasure slaves. It was creepy.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (NOIQH)

Even creepier when you learn what the endgame was. I won't spoil it for anyone who hasn't watched the series.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (2Ojst)

322 "Hey, that could be a bomb. Let's bring it down to the Principal's office while we talk about it." Sure, makes sense.

Sounds as if the teacher isn't too smart.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (LUgeY)

323 Is this a new dunce or an old one?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 09:35 AM (7OlRf)

Sounds like Hector, aka Hector Tito.

Posted by: Lurk Police at September 16, 2015 10:45 AM (hgBpU)

324 Wasnt the Dollhouse about human robots? They whipped
yr memory and programed you to be a killer or a whore? I'm surprised
more feminists didnt complain.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 10:42 AM (iQIUe)

That was back when Joss Whedon was still an SJW Untouchable.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:45 AM (2Uoun)

325 dude

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 10:45 AM (9mTYi)

326 325 Painting. They are chanting "Kill the pig, kill the pig"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 10:45 AM (9mTYi)

They belong to BlackLivesMatter?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 10:46 AM (2Ojst)

327 Dollhouse How about Gunslinger Girl?
https://youtu.be/5yptPl08oAo

Or perhaps Upotte!!
https://youtu.be/wDFrw2KVNzc

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:46 AM (uPuV2)

328 Dollhouse was *not* robots, they were humans who had
their minds scrambled again and again. More like pleasure slaves. It
was creepy.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 10:44 AM (NOIQH)


Sounds like Bill's wet-dream. Speaking of creepy

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2015 10:46 AM (3pRHP)

329 Now it looks like the innocent lamb migrants are burning something in the streets and throwing water bottles (provided by Hungary) at the Hungarian police. Hey Hungary, it's time for Battle of Mohacs II: The Revenge.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 10:46 AM (493sH)

330 Awwwwww...

Ahmed was wearing a NASA shirt!

https://twitter.com/anildash/status/644020453724585984/photo/1

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 10:47 AM (JtwS4)

331 You NEVER link National Security to the release of any hostages or prisoners. Is he out of his fuckin mind. Just to bring it up...and it will not work anyway...is treasonous. what a dumb fuck.

I would say as a precondition of any kind of 'detente' with a hostile power, release of hostages and prisoners would be absolutely essential. There shouldn't even be a negotiation until that happens.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 16, 2015 10:47 AM (OqR5R)

332 Dollhouse How about Gunslinger Girl?

I really wanted to like Gunslinger Girl but it seemed like they couldn't stick to their own fiction. Are they robots? Are they little girls that have been conditioned to be assassins? There were too many mixed messages about what they actually were for the emotional impacts to make any sense.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:48 AM (2Uoun)

333 The Star Trek article in the side bar is devastating and well thought out.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 16, 2015 10:49 AM (+aCe4)

334 What I liked was the Romanians whining that the Hungarians were building a wall on their border too. They should be grateful that Hungary is recognising that this *is* a border for now. Historically the Magyars have counted at least Transylvania as theirs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2015 10:50 AM (FTdBq)

335

this is what happened

he made the clock

he showed his engineering teacher

who told him, thats cool, now put it away and dont show the other teachers

but somehow the alarm went off in the middle of English class

and the English teacher saw it and sent him to the principal who called the police

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 10:50 AM (zOTsN)

336 Obsidian Owl, my impression was the girls like Henrietta were brainwashed into being bodyguards or assassins. So I stayed completely away from it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:50 AM (uPuV2)

337 Dollhouse was *not* robots, they were humans who had their minds scrambled again and again. More like



leftists.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:50 AM (cN1tG)

338 News story about how they caught a kid who shot down 3 other kids with a stolen AK 47 around these parts, said kid being part of a gang called "the Maroon Goons"


...which, I know wasn't an Aggie gang becoz they would've thrown the AK

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 10:51 AM (3ZtZW)

339 I think "Dollhouse" is what decided me that there was something deeply weird about Joss Whedon.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2015 10:51 AM (FTdBq)

340 200 it would be awesome if instead of attacking Trump they stole the issue of immigration from him and meant it.
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 09:52 AM (zOTsN)

Either that or pick a new issue and lay out a bold plan to fix it. Make people believe you're actually going to do it.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 09:54 AM (Zs4uk)


My example for this is Ted Cruz, whose standard applause line is that he'll get rid of the IRS. Of course, he never spells out exactly how he'd do it, but if he took a page out of Teh Donald's book and basically said, "President Obama brags that he can do what he wants because he has a phone and a pen. I pledge to you that on the first day of my administration, I will use that pen to outlaw the IRS and the phone to issue an arrest warrant for Lois Lerner," he'd see a bump in the polls.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2015 10:51 AM (zF6Iw)

341 Joss: Warren also built a sexbot on Buffy. And I think he did something to his girlfriend that made her compliant...creepy stuff.

Kindergartener kisses classmate get put on sex offender list

We played a game called 'kiss chase' in first grade all the time.

Posted by: Lea at September 16, 2015 10:52 AM (lIU4e)

342 How about Mister Universe and his mechanical pleasure dolls?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:52 AM (uPuV2)

343 You NEVER link National Security to the release of any hostages or prisoners. Is he out of his fuckin mind. Just to bring it up...and it will not work anyway...is treasonous. what a dumb fuck.

I would say as a precondition of any kind of 'detente' with a hostile power, release of hostages and prisoners would be absolutely essential. There shouldn't even be a negotiation until that happens.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 16, 2015 10:47 AM (OqR5R)

that is not the point this deal sucks and it will not suck less if the hostages are released

what the jackass is saying is that releasing the hostages makes this ok?

Stupid even to bring it up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 10:53 AM (DUoqb)

344 In other news...

The wife and I have finished binge watching Downton Abby, Damages, Bloodline, a couple more I can't think of right now and we're currently catching up on Justified.

Any recommendations for something good?

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 10:53 AM (Zs4uk)

345 I think "Dollhouse" is what decided me that there was something deeply weird about Joss Whedon.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2015 10:51 AM (FTdBq)




He comes across as the ultimate limp dick, beta male who's wife is getting rogered by Paolo right now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 10:54 AM (493sH)

346 "Kiss chase day" must have been hell when Helen Thomas was in first grade

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2015 10:54 AM (FTdBq)

347 Gaylord never demanded Cuba surrender Ms. Shakur, though she remains on the FBI Ten Most Wanted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:54 AM (uPuV2)

348 Dollhouse How about Gunslinger Girl?

Humans was pretty good. Father gets a very attractive synthetic to help around the house, cause LawyerMom is never home.

Dad plooks her, which would've been enough, but synthetic starts acting unusual and kidnaps their kidlet for a few hours one night. Lots of twists and turns.

Intriguing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 10:54 AM (LUgeY)

349 Anna, which is what was weird because, if I recall correctly, they were altered with cybernetics that at least made their limbs interchangeable/repairable when they got injured out in the field.

The only think I really remember about it was the connection between one of the girls and a teenage busboy in a back ally, taking out the trash. Whether brainwashed or cyborg, the emotional notes it tried to hit just fell flat. But Anime is gonna Anime, I guess.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:54 AM (2Uoun)

350 One of my new greatest joys in life is the AoS "I hope that in the debate xxx happens."

Mine is that the poo flinging monkeys all bring actual poo and fling it at trump but he dives, dodges, ducks and dodges and everyone else including tapper and hewitt are all covered in stinky shit.

Posted by: traye at September 16, 2015 10:55 AM (JJby+)

351 Georgy Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
Georgy Porgy ran away.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 10:56 AM (MIKMs)

352 Any recommendations for something good?


Marco Polo, Narcos, Longmire

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:57 AM (cN1tG)

353 By the way, haters. You can clearly see Elizabeth Warrens great grandmother in this painting.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2015 10:57 AM (5vV+V)

354
" just saw on CNBC, Hungarian police using what looked liked pepper spray on "migrants" to disperse them from trying to get through a fence. Looks like Hungary is the only European country right now not rolling over. CNBC was having the vapors."

Hungary is too poor to take them in and too smart not to keep an eye on them.
From what some of the reugees said, they seem to think they better than the citizens of Hungary.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 16, 2015 10:57 AM (1JqUE)

355 Section 9 had that issue with the Tachikomas starting to act odd. It was traced back to Batou giving one of them natural oil lubricants instead of synthetics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 10:57 AM (uPuV2)

356 Georgy Porgy pudding and pie

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play

Georgy Porgy ran away.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 10:56 AM (MIKMs)

I've always wondered about this "pudding and pie".

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 10:58 AM (2Uoun)

357 Sacramento Bee uses the term clown car to describe the debate. Wouldn't expect anything different of a California newspaper.

Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2015 10:58 AM (eoM8x)

358 290 I just saw on CNBC, Hungarian police using what looked liked pepper spray on "migrants" to disperse them from trying to get through a fence. Looks like Hungary is the only European country right now not rolling over. CNBC was having the vapors.
______________________

LiveLeak had some videos from last week, showing how grateful all these "desperate, needy" "refugees" are. In one, they were hurling large rocks at local people on a train. In another, there were throwing bottles of water (that they had just been handed by police) onto train tracks. In another, they swarmed a charity's food truck, stole the food off it, and then threw the food on the ground (it wasn't up to their high standards, apparently).

They are hostile and aggressive and they have no shame.

This will not end well for anybody.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2015 10:58 AM (a31sM)

359 Marco Polo, Narcos, Longmire

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:57 AM (cN1tG)


I tried the first episode or two of Marco Polo and it didn't grab my interest. Longmire looks good and I haven't heard of Narcos, so I'll check it out.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 10:59 AM (Zs4uk)

360 McConehead Plan = Republican leadership shitting their pants scared because they are beginning to realize that the base is pissed. So they are coming up with all kinds of squirrels to distract attention.


The problem is that anyone who has been following these events over the past 10 years recognizes this and discards it out of hand. Here is what it would take for me to reconsider the Republicans:


evict McConehead, McCain, Graham and Corker from the Senate


Remove Boner from Speaker of the House and replace him with a rock hard conservative from SC.


Impeach the EPA thug for perjury. Hold Holder and Scankles in criminal contempt for the same and if the new AG refuses to impanel a GJ then impeach her to for failure to obey the law.


Do this and I will leave the battlefield as William Wallace would say.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 16, 2015 10:59 AM (t2KH5)

361 Georgy Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
Georgy Porgy ran away.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 10:56 AM (MIKMs)



In today's twisted world Georgy would be kissing the boys and dressing like the girls

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 11:00 AM (493sH)

362 "A Corroboree"?!?

That just has to be RACIST!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at September 16, 2015 11:00 AM (gFO8N)

363 Sacramento Bee uses the term clown car to describe the debate. Wouldn't expect anything different of a California newspaper.


Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2015 10:58 AM (eoM8x)

*Editor gets into his Prius or Smart Car to go to lunch*"Shit."

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 11:00 AM (2Uoun)

364 IIRC, in Dollhouse the story had the "dolls" (male and female) volunteering for the program. They were all emotionally damaged people who had nothing left to live for. So, technically not slaves, but techno-pimps taking advantage of vulnerable people with the promise of wiping away their bad memories (past and whatever they experience as dolls) and a big payday down the line.

That show really soured me on Whedon, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 11:00 AM (NOIQH)

365 I think the story may be the English teacher and other authorities.

That a kid might be fascinated by clockworks (mechanical or electronic) is unremarkable. A thing to be lauded.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:01 AM (9mTYi)

366 Marco Polo, Narcos, Longmire

Can't wait for The Americans, Vikings, Legends, & Perception to come back. Do want to see The Bastard Executioner and the one about England.

Castle starts back next Monday. Woohoo! Stana Katic, yum.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 11:01 AM (LUgeY)

367 this deal sucks and it will not suck less if the hostages are released
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 10:53 AM

I've suspected all along that the hostages would be released when the gope could get credit. And that we'll be expected to feel so good about their homecoming, all will be forgotten.


Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 11:01 AM (GzDYP)

368 Longmire looks good and I haven't heard of Narcos, so I'll check it out.


Narcos is about catching Pablo Escobar.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (cN1tG)

369 I'm going to get so much done today, after wasting most of yesterday playing Destiny: The Taken King.

Yeah.

So much working.

Getting a lot done here.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (ZvKdv)

370 "LiveLeak had some videos from last week, showing how grateful all these "desperate, needy" "refugees" are. In one, they were hurling large rocks at local people on a train. In another, there were throwing bottles of water (that they had just been handed by police) onto train tracks. In another, they swarmed a charity's food truck, stole the food off it, and then threw the food on the ground (it wasn't up to their high standards, apparently).

They are hostile and aggressive and they have no shame.

This will not end well for anybody."

I saw that too. Hungary giving them food and water was no small deal. Yet we see how entitiled the "refugees" feel. Hungary has it right.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (+aCe4)

371 *Editor gets into his Prius or Smart Car to go to lunch*"Shit."
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I think you may have misspelled "Leaf" and "Volt"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (9mTYi)

372 That show really soured me on Whedon, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 11:00 AM (NOIQH)


It had some interesting notes, particularly when two of the 'dolls' formed a connection despite the programing? But it had some creepy weird things too.

Posted by: Lea at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (lIU4e)

373 Stana Katic, yum.

I, too, would like to eat Stana Katic.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 11:03 AM (kff5f)

374 Well this is a Smart Military Blog, we could all be working on submissions to the next edition of Jerry Pournelle's anthology There Will Be War.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:03 AM (uPuV2)

375
I'm going to get so much done today, after wasting most of yesterday playing Destiny: The Taken King.

Yeah.

So much working.

Getting a lot done here.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (ZvKdv)

No judgment, just genuinely curious: How are you still entertained playing that game?

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 11:04 AM (2Uoun)

376 *Editor gets into his Prius or Smart Car to go to lunch*"Shit."

Hey, the LA police are going electric, that should be interesting.

Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2015 11:04 AM (eoM8x)

377 I've suspected all along that the hostages would be released when the gope could get credit. And that we'll be expected to feel so good about their homecoming, all will be forgotten.


Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 11:01 AM (GzDYP)


A) it will not pass
B) Why would Iran releases them for nothing when they can get more for them

The US under Fredo will get rick rolled again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:04 AM (DUoqb)

378 Well this is a Smart Military Blog, we could all be working on submissions to the next edition of Jerry Pournelle's anthology There Will Be War.

I started one last night. I'm going to trash it, though, because it sucks.

I like where I was planning to go, but that one got away from me.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 11:04 AM (kff5f)

379 They are hostile and aggressive and they have no shame.

This will not end well for anybody.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2015 10:58 AM (a31sM)

_________

It will for me!!

Posted by: Mohammad The Prophet Looking to Take Over The World at September 16, 2015 11:06 AM (0LHZx)

380 I've had a SF short story in mind for a few years now.

It has a sad ending, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 11:06 AM (LUgeY)

381 A) it will not pass

====

FLY! YOU FOOLS!

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 11:06 AM (3ZtZW)

382 I've noticed that the "migrants" all look to have brand new backpacks. Wonder what's in them?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (493sH)

383 *hands AllenG a soda*

I have a story stub, a concept that could work; until I started to work on it in Scrivener. And spent about an hour trying to write an opening and succeeded in putting down about twenty words.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (uPuV2)

384 It will for me!!

Posted by: Mohammad The Prophet Looking to Take Over The World at September 16, 2015 11:06 AM (0LHZx)

Totes! Now help me out this well, boy!

Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (2Uoun)

385 "Kiss chase day" must have been hell when Helen Thomas was in first grade
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
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Sadie Hawkins Day must have found her town curiously empty of men.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (9mTYi)

386 That a kid might be fascinated by clockworks (mechanical or electronic) is unremarkable. A thing to be lauded.


That a muzzie builds a clock and brings it to school is remarkable.

A thing to go "boom".

Actually, this would be considered a "dry run". To see how everyone responds.

Sorry it's come to that. But that is how it has to be looked at by the religion of splodey parts.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (cN1tG)

387 385 It will for me!!

Posted by: Mohammad The Prophet Looking to Take Over The World at September 16, 2015 11:06 AM (0LHZx)

Totes! Now help me out this well, boy!
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (2Uoun)

Wait your turn, bitch.

Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ojst)

388
Fargo and TWD are the only shows left that are premiering that are good. Sherlock returns on Christmas.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:08 AM (iQIUe)

389 I have a story stub, a concept that could work; until I started to work on it in Scrivener. And spent about an hour trying to write an opening and succeeded in putting down about twenty words.

I got about 1500 words down last night. Then I went to bed and my brain thought about it some more. Now they suck.

I'm trying to work on exactly how to tell the story I want to tell.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 11:08 AM (kff5f)

390 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 16, 2015 11:08 AM (GwIKd)

391 How many times have we been told by the left that all cultures are equal and living in the middle east is paradise since they don't have any of the awful western things like McDonald's.

So if they live in such paradise, why do they all want to go to the evil west where there are McDonald's restaurants on every corner?

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 11:09 AM (0LHZx)

392 Wait your turn, bitch.

Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ojst)

Shiiiit, gurl. I thought you was doing your thang. Wasn't you in that movie The Ring?

Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:09 AM (2Uoun)

393
I wonder how long it will take them to get Narcos Season 2 in the can? Another nice thing about that show was that it was filmed in Colombia. So sick of them filming in LA.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:09 AM (iQIUe)

394 we already have clocks....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 11:10 AM (0O7c5)

395 394
I wonder how long it will take them to get Narcos Season 2 in the can? Another nice thing about that show was that it was filmed in Colombia. So sick of them filming in LA.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:09 AM (iQIUe)

__________

Cool. I was wondering about that since it looked authentically South American.

I'm only 4 episodes in but I'm really digging the show.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 11:11 AM (0LHZx)

396 Not bad. Please stick to detailed stuff like this. Don't go for the muddy, cartoony crap.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 11:11 AM (E5UB0)

397 I like where I was planning to go, but that one got away from me.

Word. My pulp story gave way to hard-boiled nuns and is now on to short stories on account of an epic case of authorial ADD...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 11:11 AM (9krrF)

398 Photo of the clock linked in my sock... well, you know what I mean. And it was an electronic clock and not one with a clockface although old-fashioned alarm clocks were used for bombmaking too back in the day.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:11 AM (LYqIl)

399 PG, we even have the iWatch.

Exactly AllenG, where I started story last night is different than stub; but was lacking the zing to grab reader attention.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:11 AM (uPuV2)

400 Shiiiit, gurl. I thought you was doing your thang. Wasn't you in that movie The Ring?

Posted by: 13th Imam


You fuckers are going to bogart all the quality concubines, I just know it.

Posted by: 14th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:12 AM (9krrF)

401 his engineering teacher, first period, said cool. now put it away

but the alarm went off in English two periods later

he had to have set the alarm, yes?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 11:12 AM (zOTsN)

402 And then Larry Correia had to go post about how, if you want to be a professional writer, you should be writing about 2 books a year (for part time!) plus short stories and crap.

Makes me feel positively inadequate, he does.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 11:12 AM (kff5f)

403 Brother Cavil, all you need a Cylon Number Six who gets religion. Then you will be set as she struggles with programming versus faith.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:13 AM (uPuV2)

404 I am having almost as much fun listening to the "conservative " pundits and talk-show hosts whine about Trump as I am watching the establishment politicians squirm.

I am a very bad person.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at September 16, 2015 11:13 AM (mexbk)

405 So if they live in such paradise, why do they all want to go to the evil west where there are McDonald's restaurants on every corner?


Target rich environment?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:13 AM (cN1tG)

406 Cool. I was wondering about that since it looked authentically South American.

I'm only 4 episodes in but I'm really digging the show.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 11:11 AM (0LHZx)

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The actors are great and when all is said and done, the Colombians are the true heros in the show.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:14 AM (iQIUe)

407 He came from the old Bar Mitzvah spread,
With a 10-gallon yarmulke on his head
He always followed his mother's wishes,
Even on the range he used two sets of dishes.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sissy Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 11:14 AM (3ZtZW)

408 You fuckers are going to bogart all the quality concubines, I just know it.

Posted by: 14th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:12 AM (9krrF)

My autobiography might help: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Goats.

Posted by: 15th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:14 AM (2Uoun)

409 Larry says that for a simple reason, it keeps your name out there. Traditional publishers have nixed any kind of money for promotion from contracts unless you fight for it, so the author has to on their own dime hit the con circuit and buy ads.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:15 AM (uPuV2)

410 @Nero 4m
Oh, you want to ban sex robots? Sure. Right after you give up your vibrators.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 11:15 AM (JmGFJ)

411 someone is attempting the ever so subtle art of reverse psychology.....boring

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 11:15 AM (0O7c5)

412 The actors are great and when all is said and done, the Colombians are the true heros in the show.



And no "big name" stars, which, to me, makes it all the more believeable.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:16 AM (cN1tG)

413 Shiiiit, gurl. I thought you was doing your thang. Wasn't you in that movie The Ring?
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:09 AM (2Uoun)

Oh hell no, you did NOT go there!

Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:16 AM (2Ojst)

414 Brother Cavil, all you need a Cylon Number Six who gets religion. Then you will be set as she struggles with programming versus faith.

An interesting contrast with the source of my nic, to be sure...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 11:16 AM (9krrF)

415 at September 16, 2015 11:14 AM (ZEOTh)

Someone please give me the locker combination for the Banhammer of Loving Kindness.

Please?

Until then: F*ck off, troll.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (kff5f)

416 I was hoping "corroboree"was the group form of natives. Like a flock of geese or a murder of crows. But the actual definition is cool too.

Look how classy the Morons are, schoolifyin' me!

Mornin' my lovelies.

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (hvf9s)

417 Clock looks like the timer on any number of Hollywood bombs.
But no c-4

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (cbfNE)

418 Any recommendations for something good?

Posted by: jwest at 10:53 AM
________

"Enlisted" was a sitcom that lasted one season. It might still be on Fox's website. If not, check on YouTube. Worth watching.

"Corner Gas" is another sitcom I recommend. I know there are full episodes on YouTube.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (o1VYc)

419 The pleasure botts from Westworld were the original sex robots.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (KCQo0)

420 Oh hell no, you did NOT go there!

Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:16 AM (2Ojst)

What you gon do about it, baby gurl?

Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (2Uoun)

421 415

if only YOU would keep silent.....don't you have a futbol game to watch?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 11:18 AM (0O7c5)

422 So I guess Achmed will be hired by Acme so they can sell more clocks to Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:18 AM (uPuV2)

423 Good news everyone. Obama signed a new EO directing the government to use behavioral science in order to manipulate the masses into doing what the govt wants.

See Drudge.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 11:19 AM (0LHZx)

424 I checked the bios of some screenwriters from the 40s and you cant believe their output - books, plays, movies, stories.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._R._Burnett

And he wasnt a commie. There are some other names if I can find them now.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:19 AM (iQIUe)

425 Hecturd,

Whatever pootin' is paying you is far too much.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 11:20 AM (JmGFJ)

426
What you gon do about it, baby gurl?
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:17 AM (2Uoun)

I'ma gonna get Jihad on your punk ass! Shit is about to get REAL up in this bitch, bitch!

Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:20 AM (2Ojst)

427
I think the trick is to get a job as a night clerk in a seed hotel. It really gets the creative juices flowing.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)

428 A) it will not pass
B) Why would Iran releases them for nothing when they can get more for them

The US under Fredo will get rick rolled again
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:04 AM (DUoqb)

McConnell's life long dream to be senate leader came true at a time where we don't all buy his theater on cspan. This guy with 17 million net worth wants us to believe the media; Mitch wants payback! Gives ultimatum to democrats!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 11:21 AM (GzDYP)

429 I think the trick is to get a job as a night clerk in a seed hotel. It really gets the creative juices flowing.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)
ewwwwwwww

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 11:21 AM (0O7c5)

430 427
I think the trick is to get a job as a night clerk in a seed hotel. It really gets the creative juices flowing.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)

"Creative juices" indeed...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 11:21 AM (2Ojst)

431 Ah, good. Cleanup did not take nearly as long as yesterday.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 11:21 AM (kff5f)

432 Even creepier when you learn what the endgame was. I won't spoil [Dollhouse] for anyone who hasn't watched the series.
Trying to get Ace laid?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:21 AM (LYqIl)

433 When you have to call in a forensic cleanup team, those are not creative jiuces...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:22 AM (uPuV2)

434 433 When you have to call in a forensic cleanup team, those are not creative jiuces...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:22 AM (uPuV2)

Sure they are. They don't call it "baby batter" for nothing!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 11:22 AM (2Ojst)

435 I'ma gonna get Jihad on your punk ass! Shit is about to get REAL up in this bitch, bitch!

Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:20 AM (2Ojst)

Errbody knows I'm tha real thang and you ain't gots two duckets to rub together. I'm the real Jihadi O.G. up in this subterranean water hole.

Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:23 AM (2Uoun)

436 I haven't watched it yet, but I have heard from trustworthy sources that Empire is actually more than just a frothy soap? Apparently if you realize it is a modern adaptation of The Lion in Winter, it gets good. The family is even named Lyon.

Much how Sons of Anarchy is a modern take on Macbeth I guess. Not saying Empire is good, just saying this is what I have heard. But I have too much TV already to catch up, cannot start new things, so will not know for a few months at least.

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:23 AM (hvf9s)

437 Good news everyone. Obama signed a new EO directing the government to use behavioral science in order to manipulate the masses into doing what the govt wants.
__________

Isn't that Samantha Powers' husband in charge of the program?

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 11:23 AM (MIKMs)

438 VOTE Rick Astley 2016 !!!

He:
- Will never give you up
- Will never let you down
- Will never run around and desert you

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Traveler's Cheques at September 16, 2015 11:24 AM (3ZtZW)

439 Nice sunrise or sunset (I'm guessing sunset).

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2015 11:25 AM (dKQ1C)

440 O/T: A correct answer to a debate question on immigration

http://tinyurl.com/pfkqewd

Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 11:25 AM (lVU49)

441 Isn't that Samantha Powers' husband in charge of the program?

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 11:23 AM (MIKMs)

Cass Sunstein or somesuch. Of "Nudge" fame. Lovely.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 11:25 AM (2Uoun)

442 Detective walking under the yellow police tape, "So what do we have Sergeant?"

"Well sir, a shoot-out at a roach motel between two gangs. So far four dead and three being taken by ambulance."

"Name of the gangs?"

"That's the weird part sir. One is the 12th Iman gang and the other the 13th Iman. Both claiming the hotel as their well."

Detective pauses. "What?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:25 AM (uPuV2)

443 Taking out Marco Rubio's trash?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:25 AM (LYqIl)

444 Errbody knows I'm tha real thang and you ain't gots two duckets to rub together. I'm the real Jihadi O.G. up in this subterranean water hole.
Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:23 AM (2Uoun)

OG? Bitch, please, what that stand for? Original Goatfucker, maybe!

Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (2Ojst)

445 Isn't that Samantha Powers' husband in charge of the program?
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 11:23 AM (MIKMs)

How big are his smartglasses?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (GzDYP)

446 Anyone gonna watch the debate tonight? I think I'm gonna pass....Maybe it would be better to just set up a table with cream pies and let them go at it...

Posted by: donna at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (hUdMz)

447 >>> Fargo and TWD are the only shows left that are premiering that are good. Sherlock returns on Christmas.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:08 AM (iQIUe)

Coincidentally two of those have a Martin Freeman in them! Love him. Want some Hollywood director to realize he could be this generation's Hitchockian everyman, Jimmy Stewart style, and cast him in a good thriller where he is the man on the run. Some day!

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (hvf9s)

448 Prezzy Choom is bragging about the economy right now. And by bragging I mean lying through his commie teeth. He said none of the presidential candidates seem to acknowledge of the economic progress that's been made. Well Barry nothing from nothing is nothing. And the economy is a total mess thanks to you and your policies and cronies.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (493sH)

449 OG? Bitch, please, what that stand for? Original Goatfucker, maybe!

Posted by: 12th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (2Ojst)

Hey, what I do with my property and livestock is my business. Don't you have some phone calls to make and some TVs to be crawling through?

Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:27 AM (2Uoun)

450 432 Even creepier when you learn what the endgame was. I won't spoil [Dollhouse] for anyone who hasn't watched the series.
Trying to get Ace laid?
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:21 AM (LYqIl)

Not that creepy. Jeebus, man, it was on network television! They have limits!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 11:28 AM (2Ojst)

451 Clock looks like the timer on any number of Hollywood bombs.
But no c-4
Posted by: @votermom
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?
Sure. Because all bomb timers have 3 or 4 USB connectors.

It's just a little single board computer, not some sort of dedicated timing device. Any of the cellphones that the kids at school have are just, if not more, capable than that.

The problem wasn't the kid, the problem was over reacting, ignorant teachers/administrators/cops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:29 AM (9mTYi)

452 I totally built a Heathkit digital clock when I was like 11. It had a green vacuum fluorescent display, and wood grain stickers to put on the plastic case. I still have it in the basement, but I don't think it works any more.

Posted by: Chris M at September 16, 2015 11:29 AM (k3w9p)

453 Coincidentally two of those have a Martin Freeman in them! Love him. Want some Hollywood director to realize he could be this generation's Hitchockian everyman, Jimmy Stewart style, and cast him in a good thriller where he is the man on the run. Some day!
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:26 AM (hvf9s)
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Martin definitely "broke bad" in Fargo.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:30 AM (iQIUe)

454 The problem wasn't the kid, the problem was over reacting, ignorant teachers/administrators/cops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer


Or he's an annoying aspie who was told to shut the fuck up about his Arduino but didn't.

Either or.

The story stinks. 72 hours needed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 11:31 AM (JmGFJ)

455 It was a dark and stormy night as the Muz-Tron 2008 made its end-of-day ablutions and thought to itself, if a machine can think to itself, "Boy, I hope that bitch, Michelle, isn't looking for any tonight. I need some downtime to send Iran some more shortcuts to making their bomb." The door creaked open and...

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:31 AM (LYqIl)

456 The problem wasn't the kid, the problem was over reacting, ignorant teachers/administrators/cops.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:29 AM (9mTYi)

I agree, but they are that way with all the kids.
I'm just saying I can see why the lofos panicked.

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 11:32 AM (cbfNE)

457 Prezzy Choom is bragging about the economy right now. And by bragging I mean lying through his commie teeth. He said none of the presidential candidates seem to acknowledge of the economic progress that's been made. Well Barry nothing from nothing is nothing. And the economy is a total mess thanks to you and your policies and cronies.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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The chocolate rations have been quadrupled, you ungrateful schmuck. You take my word for it, you racist. Stop denying reality. The economy is better than it has ever been, you racist sourpuss. You didn't build that. STFU and enjoy the Utopia that I've brought about and stop making up imaginary complaints.


Posted by: Barack Obama at September 16, 2015 11:32 AM (E5UB0)

458 http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Things-I%E2%80%99ve-Said-to-My-Children-part-2-4.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:32 AM (uPuV2)

459 In Narcos there are scenes with him and his cousin, Gustavo. I think the only purpose was to show that he was the only one who cd stand up to Pablo and not get whacked.

In real life, Escobar became more and more paranoid and before he went to "prison" he started executing people in his cartel right and left.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:33 AM (iQIUe)

460 >>> Not that creepy. Jeebus, man, it was on network television! They have limits!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 11:28 AM (2Ojst)

I know right?!

Posted by: The network that brought you the mind screw that is Hannibal (which I like! Just saying) at September 16, 2015 11:33 AM (hvf9s)

461 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:32 AM (uPuV2)

"We do not warm our grilled cheese in the VCR."

Posted by: 13th Imam at September 16, 2015 11:34 AM (2Uoun)

462 Anyone gonna watch the debate tonight? I think I'm gonna pass....Maybe it would be better to just set up a table with cream pies and let them go at it...

Moe, Larry and Curly hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 11:34 AM (LUgeY)

463 Oops, mask off.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 11:34 AM (2Uoun)

464 When is Fargo?
I dvrd Bastard Executioner but haven't watched it yet.

Oh if anyone like cheesy horror shows on netflix I recommend From Dusk.Till Dawn the series and Salem.

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 11:34 AM (cbfNE)

465 The problem wasn't the kid, the problem was over reacting, ignorant teachers/administrators/cops.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:29 AM (9mTYi)

I suspect you're right, but I also suspect the alarm must've startled the whole class and maybe the kids were a bit frightened.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 11:35 AM (GzDYP)

466 "We do not warm our grilled cheese in the VCR."

"No, Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet can't be friends."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 11:35 AM (LUgeY)

467

kid got his pat on the head. kid was told to put it away

someone set the alarm to go off in English

somebody did

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 11:36 AM (zOTsN)

468 The problem wasn't the kid, the problem was over reacting, ignorant teachers/administrators/cops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Or he's an annoying aspie who was told to shut the fuck up about his Arduino but didn't.



Or it was a dry run to check responses.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:36 AM (cN1tG)

469 Russian state media have extolled the recent election of Jeremy Corbyn to the head of Britains Labour Party as the Kremlin continues to expand its influence among European political extremists.

Corbyn received nearly 60 percent of the votes in Saturdays leadership election for Labour, the major opposition party in Britain once led by Tony Blair. The left wing Member of Parliament has been critical of NATO and expressed opposition to imposing sanctions on Russia for its support of separatists in Ukraine. He also previously referred to members of the terrorist groups Hamas and Hezbollah as friends when he welcomed them to Britain.

Free Beacon

Lovely

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:36 AM (DUoqb)

470 And I probably have to dvr Blacklist for the college kid.

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 11:37 AM (cbfNE)

471 "No, Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet can't be friends."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 11:35 AM (LUgeY)

"Put your asparagus down. Asparagus is not a weapon."
True story though, my little brother stuck a letter opener into an outlet at a county courthouse and black out the whole building. When asked what he was thinking, he replied "I was just playing Fix-It Man."

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at September 16, 2015 11:38 AM (2Uoun)

472 I wonder when the Hungarians are going to open fire on those invaders?

Seems they're awfully aggressive for a bunch of oppressed people.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 11:39 AM (x3GpS)

473 "Put your asparagus down. Asparagus is not a weapon."
That sounds likes something a stalker would say.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:40 AM (LYqIl)

474 All ye need to know about Bernie

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/COadCtpUsAAIcDR.jpg:large

Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at September 16, 2015 11:40 AM (zL/eJ)

475 Fuckin shitty day

I am fighting with the Navy...over Travel Re-imbursement


Fighting with the wife about life

Patient date a check for November instead of October by mistake...I think

My Orders are late and i am suppose to leave Friday

I feel like ripping someone's head off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:40 AM (DUoqb)

476 >>Or it was a dry run to check responses.

Yeah.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 11:41 AM (NOIQH)

477 Communists and Jihadis are peanut butter and jelly because POWER miindset. Authoritarianism/Totalitarianism, that's the thing, it underlies all of these pathologies, throughout history,...all the way back.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2015 11:41 AM (sdxPm)

478 Seems they're awfully aggressive for a bunch of oppressed people.

They can't seem to muster the courage to do that back home?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 11:41 AM (LUgeY)

479 Backwards Boy and Obsidian Owl, heh.

Time to get ready for writers lunch. Where the fat we chew isn't necessarily the food.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2015 11:41 AM (uPuV2)

480 Okay... try this...

http://tinyurl.com/pgxz8gu

Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at September 16, 2015 11:42 AM (zL/eJ)

481 Sorry to hear that NGU

Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 11:42 AM (lVU49)

482 >>> Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at September 16, 2015 11:40 AM (zL/eJ)

What do I need to do to get the link to work?

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:42 AM (hvf9s)

483


Dallas has a suburb named Garland, where some ISIS inspired terrorists shot up a Mohommed Cartoon exhibition with Pam Geller in attendance

Dallas has a huge muslim population who built the US's largest sharia courthouse, no shit

I am not for shaming administrators who saw something and reported it

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 11:43 AM (zOTsN)

484 475 Fuckin shitty day

I am fighting with the Navy...over Travel Re-imbursement


Fighting with the wife about life

Patient date a check for November instead of October by mistake...I think

My Orders are late and i am suppose to leave Friday

I feel like ripping someone's head off
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:40 AM (DUoqb)

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Close your eyes ...


Soft kitty,

Warm kitty,

Little ball of fur.

Happy kitty,

Sleepy kitty,

Purr Purr Purr

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:43 AM (iQIUe)

485 Ok that worked Fred. And hah!

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:43 AM (hvf9s)

486 "A Corroboree"?!?

-
It's the savage version of a hootenanny.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 11:44 AM (XUKZU)

487 Seems they're awfully aggressive for a bunch of oppressed people

Too bad they couldn't be that aggressive on their own soil.

Posted by: no good deed at September 16, 2015 11:44 AM (GgxVX)

488 Seems they're awfully aggressive for a bunch of oppressed people.

They can't seem to muster the courage to do that back home?


Back home will simply kill them.

Lesson to be learned?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:45 AM (cN1tG)

489 I feel like ripping someone's head off

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Whatever you do, don't think about a gigantic cloud with tits.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 11:45 AM (JmGFJ)

490 I feel like ripping someone's head off
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I've got a list of people who could use a good head rip. Let's start with Hector.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 11:45 AM (XUKZU)

491 and since the school and police thought it was a bomb....little achmed or mohamed or whatever his name is decided to sue and won millions of dollars to fund the making of his clock bombs....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (0O7c5)

492 "Sleepy Kitty" is for when you're sick not sad.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (LYqIl)

493 "A Corroboree"?!?

-
It's the savage version of a hootenanny.



A rough #6 dance?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (cN1tG)

494 ===========

Close your eyes ...


Soft kitty,

Warm kitty,

Little ball of fur.

Happy kitty,

Sleepy kitty,

Purr Purr Purr

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:43 AM (iQIUe)


Ahhhh.... Kitty Puree!!!

Posted by: Alf at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (qh617)

495 Wow.... the muzzies are in a tiff that the Hungarians are using CS and watercannons against their invasion. Be very greatful its not AK's and arty fire...

http://tinyurl.com/ous78yf



Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (zL/eJ)

496 According to Wiki, oldest son in the show Empire went to the Wharton school of business. Someone looking to troll Trump could ask him about his fellow alum, hah.

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (hvf9s)

497 I've got a list of people who could use a good head rip. Let's start with Hector.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 11:45 AM (XUKZU


You trying to put the truckstop gloryholes outta business? It's Hector's only contribution to society.

Posted by: maddogg at September 16, 2015 11:47 AM (xWW96)

498 In an article about Hungary's crackdown on refugees at zerohedge, there was a great chart showing the ONE DAY decline in refugees after Hungary cracked down. The numbers dropped from 9000+ in one day to a few hundred the next.




Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 16, 2015 11:47 AM (AC0lD)

499 Good news everyone. Obama signed a new EO directing the government to use behavioral science in order to manipulate the masses into doing what the govt wants.

----

Hey.... Hector.

Remember upthread when you were mocking me for pointing out the only way socialism works is thru coercion???

Yeah. Fuck You Too.

Posted by: White Christian Boys Scout at September 16, 2015 11:47 AM (8XRCm)

500 I feel like ripping someone's head off
Posted by: Nevergiveup
--------------------------------------------
So do I. WHY ARE THERE NO HISPANIC TAMPON ADS???

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (E5UB0)

501 ugggg.... sock off

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (8XRCm)

502 *twiddles thumbs waiting for Ace to wake up*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (x3GpS)

503 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:40 AM (DUoqb)

Something really weird is going on with the Navy, and getting travel orders...

Son was supposed to leave Guam 2 months ago.... still in limbo waiting on orders...

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (qh617)

504 According to Wiki, oldest son in the show Empire went to the Wharton school of business. Someone looking to troll Trump could ask him about his fellow alum, hah.

I can totally see that backfiring by revealing Trump's a fan of the show.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (9krrF)

505 now let me be clear, and I say this profound humility ::: I have fixed the economy, fired up the stock market, brought the country together (including the crazies who oppose me), repaired our relationship with Iran (good, trustworthy people _ like brother farrakhan), slowed the rising oceans, stopped putting america first and generally transformed the planet.

you're welcome folks!

Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at September 16, 2015 11:49 AM (LQhMs)

506 Morning sleepy kitteh break: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kUItwC7q7o

Coincidentally, also how I feel at work today! I blame the rain, and no sleep, but mostly the rain because why not?

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 11:50 AM (hvf9s)

507 498 In an article about Hungary's crackdown on refugees at zerohedge, there was a great chart showing the ONE DAY decline in refugees after Hungary cracked down. The numbers dropped from 9000+ in one day to a few hundred the next.






Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 16, 2015 11:47 AM (AC0lD)

And here in America? Hewlett Packard just announced 30,000 more tech job layoffs... here in the US...

While still having about 3000 H1B Visa applications in with the Government....

/facepalm

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:50 AM (qh617)

508 Here's a link to the livestream on CNN tonight.

right now it's just a preview. I didn't wait to see what it would show.

http://tinyurl.com/qxx7skx (go.cnn.com/?stream=cnn)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 11:51 AM (x3GpS)

509 The Whittle clip was good. I get why people like what Trump is doing.

But this, "Nobody is saying the things he is!" is kind of bullshitty. Lots of people (the conservative alternative media) are saying "these things" and have been for quite some time. Even the "deport them all" theme is out there. They were saying them when W was in office, for crying out loud.

The people who are feeling ignored and are now filled with hope because some rich loudmouth mirrors their thoughts are people who are just to lazy or apathetic to read the conservative media.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 16, 2015 11:51 AM (laMCB)

510 492 "Sleepy Kitty" is for when you're sick not sad.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 11:46 AM (LYqIl)
====================

What do you know? Are you a doctor?!!! No, didnt think so!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:52 AM (iQIUe)

511 I'm going to get so much done today, after wasting most of yesterday playing Destiny: The Taken King.

Yeah.

So much working.

Getting a lot done here.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 16, 2015 11:02 AM (ZvKdv)

No judgment, just genuinely curious: How are you still entertained playing that game?
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Have a group I usually play with--the bullshitting while playing.

When you've gamed as long as I have _every_ game is repetitive--they all are pretty much the same.

So, I only buy like one new game a year--$40 for this year's game is a good deal.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 16, 2015 11:52 AM (ZvKdv)

512 Rain makes me happy. Clouds help. I hate the effin sun.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:53 AM (iQIUe)

513 "Put your asparagus down. Asparagus is not a weapon."
That sounds likes something a stalker would say.
Posted by: andycanuck

Don't make me come up there!

Posted by: Kip Addotta at September 16, 2015 11:53 AM (l3vZN)

514 The numbers dropped from 9000+ in one day to a few hundred the next.

Unpossible!

They must have put them in boxcars! IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: GOP/e at September 16, 2015 11:53 AM (0dcbp)

515 You know what that racist Ted Cruz is up to? He's using a scorpion to depict ISIS! Is there no limit to the depths these racists will go to to demonize our brothers in the Middle East?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 11:53 AM (XUKZU)

516 some conservative pundits have been saying it, mostly to say its impossible to build a fence, deport, cehck blah blah blah

but NONE of the candidates were talking about illegal immigration in any terms other than "path to citizenship"

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 11:53 AM (zOTsN)

517 Rain makes me happy.

I'm only happy when it rains.

Posted by: Shirley Manson at September 16, 2015 11:54 AM (ZtFr+)

518 But this, "Nobody is saying the things he is!" is kind of bullshitty. Lots of people (the conservative alternative media) are saying "these things" and have been for quite some time. Even the "deport them all" theme is out there. They were saying them when W was in office, for crying out loud.

--------------------

Nobody is saying this who is running for President.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 11:55 AM (LXJ1e)

519 some conservative pundits have been saying it, mostly to say its impossible to build a fence, deport, cehck blah blah blah


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How do we know if we don't try?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 11:55 AM (XUKZU)

520 Happy kitty,

Sleepy kitty,

Purr Purr Purr
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
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I want pussy! I mean, in place of what I currently have.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 11:55 AM (E5UB0)

521 Lots of people (the conservative alternative media) are saying "these things"

Yeah, conservative alternative media, who can't DO anything about the problem...

See the difference?

Posted by: GMan at September 16, 2015 11:55 AM (sxq57)

522 Great news from last night. South Korea's credit rating improved again so it's on par with Canada, the US, UK, Germany, Australia and Saudi Arabia.



I love South Korean women for their fiscally conservative government with great debt to GDP ratios.



And the femininity. And the great legs.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 16, 2015 11:55 AM (AC0lD)

523 who are just to lazy or apathetic to read the conservative media.

Steyn.
VDH.

Who else?

And why are you conflating teh Trumpster with conservative media?

I don't get it.

Posted by: GOP/e at September 16, 2015 11:55 AM (0dcbp)

524 "but NONE of the candidates were talking about illegal immigration in any terms other than "path to citizenship""


That's absolutely incorrect. Both Sen. Cruz and Gov. Walker were taking a tough line on immigration back in the spring, well before Trump had his powwow with Bill and Hillary and decided to troll the Republican nomination process.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 11:56 AM (ljZD2)

525 Something really weird is going on with the Navy, and getting travel orders...

Son was supposed to leave Guam 2 months ago.... still in limbo waiting on orders...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (qh617)


Nothing weird about it at all. It is all about the MONEY.. Show me the MONEY!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:56 AM (DUoqb)

526 I agree, but they are that way with all the kids.
I'm just saying I can see why the lofos panicked.
Posted by: @votermom
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Well, I don't want to beat this thing to death, but I think it is reflective of how soft and over-sensitized the public at large has become.

When I was fourteen (as this kid and classmates are) I had a driver's license and owned guns. That was true of all of my friends also. We had one kid bring in a WWII anti-tank gun for show and tell. We've become a nation of whiney, overwrought, pearl-clutching idiots.

Everyone of those adults, and most of the kids, are carrying in their pocket something just as programmable, complete with alarms, and yet they get a case of the vapors over a bare circuit board?

A sensible person (and especially a teacher), however ignorant, would have said, "Neat! Tell me how it works. Did you do the programming? etc., etc."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:56 AM (9mTYi)

527 The people who are feeling ignored and are now filled with hope because some rich loudmouth mirrors their thoughts are people who are just to lazy or apathetic to read the conservative media.

Conservative media is a ghetto. I'm sorry, but that's the sad, pathetic truth. Trump is the first one to successfully get this message to a wider audience, and that's part of what scares the hell out of some people--he's breaking the blockade.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 11:57 AM (9krrF)

528 Aesop had an old story about the scorpion stinging the animal who helped it across the water. No good deed and basic nature and all that stuff.

Hmmmm.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 11:57 AM (MIKMs)

529 >>> What do you know? Are you a doctor?!!! No, didnt think so!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 11:52 AM (iQIUe)

Don't mock, Youtube Kitty videos will be your general practitioner someday if I get my way!

Posted by: Obamacare, what is this Do No Harm crap you keep talking about? at September 16, 2015 11:57 AM (hvf9s)

530 Son was supposed to leave Guam 2 months ago.... still in limbo waiting on orders...
Posted by: BB Wolf
-------------------

Hurry up and wait.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 11:57 AM (9mTYi)

531 And then Larry Correia had to go post about how, if you want to be a
professional writer, you should be writing about 2 books a year (for
part time!) plus short stories and crap.



Makes me feel positively inadequate, he does.
=========
Have you read the Monster Hunter books?

Easy reads, entertaining and not so formulaic (Maze Runner, I'm looking at you).

I think I read all of them in less than two months.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 16, 2015 11:57 AM (ZvKdv)

532 Leslie Moonves and CBS Staff Heard Dismissing Robert Redfords Dan Rather Movie as Half-Truth

Well that is better than Rather's Real life which was 10% truth and you needed good vision to even see that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:57 AM (DUoqb)

533 well before Trump had his powwow with Bill and Hillary and decided to troll the Republican nomination process.

Here, have some vinegar for your chemtrails.

Posted by: the Illuminati at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (ZtFr+)

534 Hewlett Packard just announced 30,000 more tech job layoffs... here in the US...

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:50 AM (qh617)



Things may have changed, but under Carly's reign, "layoffs" at HP usually meant a round of job-title reassignments, then back to "business" as usual.

Unless they're shutting whole units down.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (vgIRn)

535
525 Something really weird is going on with the Navy, and getting travel orders...

Son was supposed to leave Guam 2 months ago.... still in limbo waiting on orders...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (qh617)


Nothing weird about it at all. It is all about the MONEY.. Show me the MONEY!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:56 AM (DUoqb)

Doh.... you can tell I've been out for awhile... I forgot how the end of the Fiscal Year impacts.... everything...

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (qh617)

536 But this, "Nobody is saying the things he is!" is kind of bullshitty. Lots of people (the conservative alternative media) are saying "these things" and have been for quite some time.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh


He's speaking of candidates and the GOP *cough* leadership.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (JmGFJ)

537
Son was supposed to leave Guam 2 months ago.... still in limbo waiting on orders...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:48 AM (qh617)

Hopefully he'll get out before it tips over and capsizes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (2Ojst)

538 Maybe we can get them to build a wall if we promise (at a later date) to cover it with solar panels and windmills.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (tf9Ne)

539 Points NGU in direction of Hector.

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (cbfNE)

540 Trumpet Daddy, bless your heart, but walker is not a border security guy. He wont even really talk about it. Only when compelled to

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (zOTsN)

541 Son was supposed to leave Guam 2 months ago.... still in limbo waiting on orders...
Posted by: BB Wolf


I hope he gets off soon, before the island tips over.

Posted by: Congressman Hank Johnson, super genius at September 16, 2015 11:59 AM (PFy0L)

542 534 Hewlett Packard just announced 30,000 more tech job layoffs... here in the US...

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:50 AM (qh617)



Things may have changed, but under Carly's reign, "layoffs" at HP usually meant a round of job-title reassignments, then back to "business" as usual.

Unless they're shutting whole units down.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (vgIRn)


Shutting down their Enterprise IT Support division... according to media...

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:59 AM (qh617)

543 Build the Wall is just a phrase meaning "Secure the Border".

And to enable the laws and build the structures necessary to do that and then tell the DHS to enforce the laws.

That will mean increasing stopping Anchor Baby's Jail space, Courts and also not waiting for countries to agree to take back their citizens. Put them on a plane and drop them off. Done and Done.

Then once that's done and working, we can talk about recognizing the miscreants that are already here.

We who wish our border to be secure are called racists and nativists for one reason only and that's because they don't have a rational argument otherwise.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 11:59 AM (x3GpS)

544 Doh.... you can tell I've been out for awhile... I forgot how the end of the Fiscal Year impacts.... everything...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (qh617)

Yup.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:59 AM (DUoqb)

545 but NONE of the candidates were talking about illegal immigration in any terms other than "path to citizenship"

They employ all sorts of lies and obfuscations to deceive the public, such as acting like there's no real path to citizenship. When did the Dept of Immigration and Naturalization disappear?

And the ever-disingenuous confusing of legal with illegal immigration.

Someone upthread put it best: We don't need to import some other country's poverty.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 12:00 PM (LUgeY)

546 >>> Maybe we can get them to build a wall if we promise (at a later date) to cover it with solar panels and windmills.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 16, 2015 11:58 AM (tf9Ne)

Building a wall violates the migration patterns of the North American scorpion; no wall for you!

Posted by: Brought to you by the EPA, used same reasoning to ban oil pipelines in AK because CARIBOU! at September 16, 2015 12:01 PM (hvf9s)

547 And then Larry Correia had to go post about how, if you want to be a
professional writer, you should be writing about 2 books a year (for
part time!) plus short stories and crap.
------------------------------

Damn. Well, there goes my reputation.

Posted by: Boris Pasternak, one book at September 16, 2015 12:02 PM (9mTYi)

548 but walker is not a border security guy. He wont even really talk about it. Only when compelled to


Walker has had about 4 different positions on illegal immigration, depending on how he thinks the winds are blowing.

He needs to stick to one.

Posted by: GMan at September 16, 2015 12:02 PM (sxq57)

549 The O-1 nonimmigrant visa is for the individual who possesses extraordinary ability in the sciences, arts, education, business, or athletics, or who has a demonstrated record of extraordinary achievement in the motion picture or television industry and has been recognized nationally or internationally for those achievements.The O nonimmigrant classification is commonly referred to as:

O-1A: individuals with an extraordinary ability in the sciences, education, business, or athletics (not including the arts, motion pictures or television industry)
O-1B: individuals with an extraordinary ability in the arts or extraordinary achievement in motion picture or television industry
O-2: individuals who will accompany an O-1, artist or athlete, to assist in a specific event or performance. For an O-1A, the O-2's assistance must be an "integral part" of the O-1A's activity. For an O-1B, the O-2's assistance must be "essential" to the completion of the O-1B's production. The O-2 worker has critical skills and experience with the O-1 that cannot be readily performed by a U.S. worker and which are essential to the successful performance of the O-1
O-3: individuals who are the spouse or children of O-1's and O-2's

Posted by: undocumented at September 16, 2015 12:02 PM (e8kgV)

550 >>but NONE of the candidates were talking about illegal immigration in any terms other than "path to citizenship"


Trump changed the conversation (drastically) and stopped the "inevitable" coronation of Jeb!.
For that, I am grateful.

He's also shaken the MSM quite a bit with his take-no-prisoners, atypical (for GOP) non-submissive approach.

I want other candidates to follow his lead - I want someone else as the nominee. But you can't deny what a yuuuuge impact Trump has made that others have not, regardless of whether they hold the same views on immigration, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 12:02 PM (NOIQH)

551 Damn. Well, there goes my reputation.
Posted by: Boris Pasternak

---------

Me too.

Posted by: Harper Lee at September 16, 2015 12:02 PM (9mTYi)

552 "he's breaking the blockade."


LOL. What blockade? MRC came out with a study today showing that 78% of CNN's coverage of this nomination process has been directly Trump, and the 22% that wasn't directly Trump has been mostly asking other candidates about Trump.

I'm sure it is similarly "All Trump-all the time" with the other news outlets.

They are actively promoting him as the face of the Republican party. He isn't "breaking though" anything, he's being actively assisted by the liberal media. Trump is who they want LIVs to think Republicans are.

I know all the "true cons" would love to believe that their new champion has "defeated" the media embargo on their issue, but the numbers actually show that the media is collaborating with Trump to sell him to you.

Perhaps you ought to ask yourself why. It sure as hell isn't because the media have conservatives' best interests at heart.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:03 PM (ljZD2)

553 >>> No wall, because it infringes on the Mexican Coyotaje migratory patterns.

Born free, as free as the wind blows... *sheds a tear of love*

Posted by: Brought to you by the EPA, used same reasoning to ban oil pipelines in AK because CARIBOU! at September 16, 2015 12:03 PM (hvf9s)

554 I fully expect Rick Perry to show up tonight outside next to the satellite trucks, buck naked except for a cowboy hat and alligator boots, totally fucked up on a mixture of bourbon and oxycontin.

He'll immediately jump 22 points in the polls.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:03 PM (Zs4uk)

555 Damn. Well, there goes my reputation.
Posted by: Boris Pasternak

----

Yup, I'm toast.

Posted by: Margaret Mitchell at September 16, 2015 12:03 PM (9mTYi)

556 Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 11:53 AM (zOTsN)

IIRC, several candidates espoused green card status, but go to the back of the line for citizenship after the gang of eight thing was spanked hard.

But then again, this counts The Donald as a serious candidate rather than a Hillary mole.

I still don't think the country will be able to stand the optics of live video of people being rounded up. Killing, dismembering, and selling babies for parts is cool for the average American who lives in the center-left bubble, but it will be "All Families Being Torn Apart All the Time" 24/7 if Trump's policy is implemented. I doubt even he will stick with it.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 16, 2015 12:04 PM (laMCB)

557 Building a wall violates the migration patterns of the North American scorpion; no wall for you!>>>

4" PVC scorpion tunnels shall be incorporated into the design. Or maybe some scorpion migration Trebuchets.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 16, 2015 12:04 PM (tf9Ne)

558 /off quisling sock

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:04 PM (0dcbp)

559

Mike Hammer


let me give you the facts. He showed his engineering teacher who praised him and told him to put it away

yet somehow, two periods later during English class the alarm went off. Disrupting class.

I understand why the english teacher didnt want to have a discussion about his clock at that time

she sent him to the principal. Now this is Irving, near Garland, where recently ISIS inspired jihadis have shot up things

and ISIS is making an all out internet push to recruit very young teens, 15 year olds. About this kids age. And having quite a bit of success with it in England

now they should not have arrested him, but questioned him? You bet

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN)

560 Yup, I'm toast.
Posted by: Margaret Mitchell
-------------------
Larry Correia said that?

Well, I guess I'm doomed.

Posted by: Emily Bronte at September 16, 2015 12:05 PM (9mTYi)

561 BREAKING: General admits only 4 or 5 U.S.-trained Syrians are fighting ISIS

-
I hope they're Audie Murphy, Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, Andrew Jackson, John Paul Jones, and George Patton or we are in a heap of trouble.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 12:06 PM (XUKZU)

562 For all we know, Bill was trying to convince Trump not to run.

Personally, I think he may have begun his run as a spoiler of some sort. Not to benefit the Dems but to shake up the GOPe.

Once he took off and he gained traction, he changed his mind and decided to do it for reals.

Either way he's shown these people in DC that people shouldn't have careers in campaign consulting and that the ones that do should have a track record of wins. And the ones that win will know much more than the past and present crews being used by the Candidates.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:07 PM (x3GpS)

563 Why do companies want more H1B visas (for foreign workers in specialty occupations) when there is a virtually unlimited supply of O-1 nonimmigrant visas (for the individual who possesses extraordinary ability) ?

Posted by: undocumented at September 16, 2015 12:07 PM (e8kgV)

564 Damn. Well, there goes my reputation.
Posted by: Boris Pasternak

----

Yup, I'm toast.
Posted by: Margaret Mitchell

Losers.
- Dean Koontz

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 12:08 PM (XUKZU)

565 O-1B: individuals with an extraordinary ability in the arts or extraordinary achievement in motion picture or television industry

Oh great. Imported mimes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 12:08 PM (W5DcG)

566 >>> I still don't think the country will be able to stand the optics of live video of people being rounded up. Killing, dismembering, and selling babies for parts is cool for the average American who lives in the center-left bubble, but it will be "All Families Being Torn Apart All the Time" 24/7 if Trump's policy is implemented. I doubt even he will stick with it.

The optics of tearing families apart killed the crackdown of the polygamous compounds in Utah. People are still decent enough that seeing sobbing kids being led away stings.

I still think the only available offense to that is fighting fire with fire: showing the crying kids that no longer have a mommy because mister illegal killed them. Or that dad that Trump brought out that has his son killed by an illegal. Manipulative? Absolutely. But no less true and fights the narrative that all illegals are dreeeeeemers.

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:09 PM (hvf9s)

567 Perhaps you ought to ask yourself why. It sure as hell isn't because the media have conservatives' best interests at heart.


Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:03 PM (ljZD2)



Niether do you.

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:11 PM (zt+N6)

568 He hasn't "gained traction." He is actively being promoted and sold by the liberal media. From the beginning of his "candidacy" he has been marketed and lifted up by the liberal media.

Guess what we haven't been talking about for the last 5 weeks in the national media? Shit jobs numbers. The stock market all over the place. Shit international relations, except as it directly pertains to immigration (again, Trump).

And most importantly the two things most dangerous to liberals - the PP vids and Hillary's emails.

Both of which have disappeared from the front pages and from the newscasts. Just as they were taking hold, right before all-Trump, all the time became the playbook.

Jesus, people are stupid. You're being played.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:11 PM (ljZD2)

569 Secure the border stop the anchor babies and we'll be 75% on the way to some sanity in immigration.

And a lot of them regularly go back and then sneak in again.

That will stop.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:12 PM (x3GpS)

570 Close it down.

Posted by: Chris Vaughn at September 16, 2015 12:12 PM (Bcqod)

571 My memory of the filibuster and shutdown over Obamacare is filled with so-called 'consultants' hand-wringing and predicting the end of the GOP.

Next election, they received the biggest margins in history on the promise of getting rid of Obamacare.

Seems to me the populace has pretty well disproved all the conventional wisdom and the GOPe is in yuuuuuge trouble if they put off any of the populist demands -- border security and reining in the budget -- to kick the can for another year or two.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 12:12 PM (MIKMs)

572 554
I fully expect Rick Perry to show up tonight outside next to the
satellite trucks, buck naked except for a cowboy hat and alligator
boots, totally fucked up on a mixture of bourbon and oxycontin.



He'll immediately jump 22 points in the polls.





Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:03 PM (Zs4uk)

that would be so awesome

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 12:12 PM (0O7c5)

573 Oh great. Imported mimes.



?

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 16, 2015 12:12 PM (LUgeY)

574 I still think the only available offense to that is fighting fire with fire: showing the crying kids that no longer have a mommy because mister illegal killed them.

Unfortunately that's not what the fourth estate fifth column will be running 24/7. It will make MH 370 look like a 30-second breaking bulletin.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 16, 2015 12:13 PM (laMCB)

575 Umm hello, but Cruz was talking about illegal immigration ever since he was elected, and it wasn't in terms of 'pathway to citizenship' either.

Cruz in 2013: "Providing a path to citizenship undermines the rule of law and is an
insult to the millions who have immigrated to the U.S. legally."

http://tinyurl.com/m8knk6t

Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 12:13 PM (lVU49)

576 Losers.
- Dean Koontz
Posted by: The Great White Snark
----------------------

You should know, amateur.

Posted by: Corín Tellado at September 16, 2015 12:13 PM (9mTYi)

577 So it just isn't true that "nobody was talking about illegal immigration until Trump brought it up".

Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 12:14 PM (lVU49)

578 Let me handle the Syrian migrants! Classy refugee tents for everyone! We will build such tents you have never seen before!

Posted by: Trump! Now with 120% more weasel hair at September 16, 2015 12:14 PM (hvf9s)

579

!


!!!

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 16, 2015 12:14 PM (LUgeY)

580


yes

if not for Trump the MFM would cover the issues

like Kim Kardashians Ass, Binders of Women, War on Women and Transgender rights


Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:14 PM (zOTsN)

581 Guess what we haven't been talking about for the last 5 weeks in the national media? Shit jobs numbers.

Yeah, nobody ever reported on the 5.1% number. Never heard it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 12:15 PM (W5DcG)

582 Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:11 PM (ljZD2)

If you believe the media is promoting Trump to cover Hillary, then why do you believe that otherwise they would be covering Hillarys lies if he wasn't around?

They'd find something/someone else to dance around.

Besides, why do you care? You haven't changed one persons opinion because all you do is call names and make unfounded claims (or claims with no proof or don't present the proof).

Shouldn't your name be RustyTromboneDaddy?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:15 PM (x3GpS)

583 trumpetdaddy

You constantly beat the drums of class-envy, risk-averse capitalism and party conformity.

Why exactly are you qualified to call yourself a conservative let alone impugn the motives of , or claim 'concern' for other conservatives?

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:15 PM (0dcbp)

584 Krikorian had a good comment on NRO's Corner about the correct conservative answer (IMO) for the upcoming "gotcha" question about illegal immigration: basically, say that no discussion about what to do about illegals currently in the country will be entertained at all until the borders are secure. Period, end of story.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (lVU49)

585 now they should not have arrested him, but questioned him? You bet

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN)
i think the arrest may have had to do with his non cooperation..and who took the picture of him in handcuffs? while still at school? and now every creepy islamic group is crawling out of the woodwork whining about his treatment....not to mention the the kids video...where he says it made him feel "less than human"....really? less than human....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (0O7c5)

586 that would be so awesome

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 12:12 PM (0O7c5)


That's how my wife reacts when I show up naked with a cowboy hat and alligator boots.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (Zs4uk)

587 Uh oh, WW3 begins, possibly:

Muslims in Munich are demanding the Germans end Oktoberfest, because conspicuous alcohol consumption = intolerance!!

Could be satire, but nowadays I can't tell the news apart from satire anymore.

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (hvf9s)

588
ICYMI - Pretty Cool.

http://tinyurl.com/olfvvbc

But why do I have to read about it in foreign news.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (ODxAs)

589 sorry his quote was "like he wasn't human"

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 12:17 PM (0O7c5)

590 Cruz was the only one

and the same people who point to him now and say "see see there was a candidate talking about immigration" are the same people who were attacking Cruz for the "shut down"

its a shell game. I'm not playing

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:17 PM (zOTsN)

591 Well, I don't want to beat this thing to death, but I think it is reflective of how soft and over-sensitized the public at large has become.

--

Yup.
Everything is a danger to society and a microaggression.

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2015 12:17 PM (cbfNE)

592 I fully expect Rick Perry to show up tonight outside next to the
satellite trucks, buck naked except for a cowboy hat and alligator
boots, totally fucked up on a mixture of bourbon and oxycontin.
----------------------

I'm thinking he might wear a low slung Colt .45 on a cartridge belt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 12:17 PM (9mTYi)

593 >>Both of which have disappeared from the front pages and from the newscasts. Just as they were taking hold, right before all-Trump, all the time became the playbook. Jesus, people are stupid. You're being played.

I know, right? RWOR!!!!

Posted by: Cecil the Lion at September 16, 2015 12:18 PM (NOIQH)

594 Would someone please put a figure - or percentage - on what the "FAIR SHARE" is? This non-specific description of what the rich should pay may test well, but we need to force them to define it.

Only then can we show its impact on the deficit/budget.

What is one's "Fair Share?"

Posted by: John Phillips at September 16, 2015 12:18 PM (yiGFc)

595 That's how my wife reacts when I show up naked with a cowboy hat and alligator boots.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (Zs4uk)
tmi.....lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 12:18 PM (0O7c5)

596 I'd like to see Merkel get kicked out. She's been a disaster for the world with many of her positions.

She's not a statesman. er stateswoman.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:18 PM (x3GpS)

597 Everything is a danger to society and a microaggression.
Posted by: @votermom
---------------

It requires only that ONE person be offended, frightened, or simply feign either one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (9mTYi)

598 I still think the only available offense to that is fighting fire with fire: showing the crying kids that no longer have a mommy because mister illegal killed them.

Unfortunately that's not what the fourth estate fifth column will be running 24/7. It will make MH 370 look like a 30-second breaking bulletin.


With Trump and his pen and phone as president, they will. FCC licenses need reviewing. IRS needs to audit ABC, NBC, CBS.

Ain't weaponizing fedgov departments just grand?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (cN1tG)

599 The Moron love of beer, bacon and bewbs = most intolerant to Muslims blog evah?? At least it is not banned...yet.

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (hvf9s)

600 Jesus, people are stupid. You're being played.

You should probably fuck off to where all the smart people hang out then.

Posted by: Mensa at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (ZtFr+)

601 excuse me

but an islamic kid who sets an alarm to go off in english class in a part of the state that has had an ISIS attack

yes

that merits attention

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (zOTsN)

602 590 Cruz was the only one

and the same people who point to him now and say "see see there was a candidate talking about immigration" are the same people who were attacking Cruz for the "shut down"

its a shell game. I'm not playing

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:17 PM (zOTsN)



Yep. They're like Gabe. On the Podcast lamenting "Why can't you guys support Cruz" and then Drew exposes that he has almost as much disdain for Cruz as Trump.


So its like "why can't you support this guy we've already scripted out as the designated 'bad guy' rather than the one that has thrown the script out the window?"

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (zt+N6)

603 >>What is one's "Fair Share?"

Easy!
Fair Share = More, forever and always

Posted by: LIVs at September 16, 2015 12:19 PM (NOIQH)

604 Yup.
Everything is a danger to society and a microaggression.


Until an innocent pressure cooker goes boom.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 12:20 PM (cN1tG)

605 They were covering the emails. Then they stopped because the shiny object showed up. The same shiny object who is personal friends with Bill and Hillary. And who consulted with them before "running."

More importantly, they were covering the overall field of candidates. Which has completely stopped.

The media is all-in on Trump. He isn't "fighting them," he's part of them. Has been for decades.

I'll give Bill Clinton credit. He sure knows the actual business of politics. He found the perfect Moby and the perfect Pavlov's dog issue for that Moby to push to simultaneously make the right wing soil itself with excitement, and alienate the LIVs in the mushy middle from the right.

It's fucking brilliant.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:21 PM (ljZD2)

606 Rosie and Tatum...what do you guys think? Who's on top? Who's boss? The break up shd be epic! I think Rosie has a gun, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 12:21 PM (iQIUe)

607
Droom admitted he was gonna vote Libertarian. And Gabe Malor is a Democrat-voting progressive.

So their opinions mean shit to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 12:22 PM (7OlRf)

608 Fair share is what we say it is beyotch.

Although the hedgefund guys should be paying taxes on their profits. (or something I didn't understand fully what Trump meant.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:22 PM (x3GpS)

609

right

cause the media will do exactly as you say Trumpet daddy just as they have always doen in the past

go votee for Hillary

you know you want to

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:23 PM (zOTsN)

610 make the right wing soil itself with excitement

Holy moby, Batman.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:23 PM (0dcbp)

611 Note to self: look into that 'ignore user' script.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 12:23 PM (oVJmc)

612 excuse me
but an islamic kid who sets an alarm to go off in english class in a part of the state that has had an ISIS attack
yes
that merits attention
Posted by: ThunderB


RAYCISS!!

Posted by: D. Ray McKissin at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (W5DcG)

613 It's fucking brilliant.


Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:21 PM (ljZD2)

Don't you have a Port a Potty to haunt somewhere?You're not impressing anyone but yourself.You're like a gnat buzzing around in everyone's face. You're annoying but you're too much trouble to swat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (x3GpS)

614 a couple of yrs ago at my kid's high school....little asian girl...had an art project that was a box, it had wires artistically placed on it, in it around it....it was graded, she carried it to her next class....put it under her chair...forgot it and left it there.....next class moves in....it's discovered.....the school....3500 kids evacuated.....bomb squad shows up.....school campus on lock down.....you know what the girl did when it got traced back to her? she didn't go to the news, she didn't go to the asian justice league and complain about discrimination....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (0O7c5)

615 Why is Cruz unacceptable now?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (lVU49)

616 "Jesus, people are stupid. You're being played. "


Normally, you've got to hire an experienced GOP political consultant like Steve Schmidt to get advice like that.

Either that or be a "paid thinker" published by a right wing pseudo magazine.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (Zs4uk)

617 Droom admitted he was gonna vote Libertarian. And Gabe Malor is a Democrat-voting progressive.

So their opinions mean shit to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 12:22 PM (7OlRf)

Yes!

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 16, 2015 12:25 PM (R8hU8)

618

somebody ask Ahmed why he set the alarm to go off in English class

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)

619 excuse me
but an islamic kid who sets an alarm to go off in english class in a part of the state that has had an ISIS attack
yes
that merits attention
Posted by: ThunderB

RAYCISS!!
Posted by: D. Ray McKissin


Life's a bitch. Deal with it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 12:25 PM (cN1tG)

620 I'm a sucker for dog stories so I bought Dean Koontz' A Big Little Life not only for myself but for my two sisters and for my mother. I was disappointed i n only one respect. I thought he had sold his soul to the Devil to publish so much. Turns out he only works hard, a far less appealing alternative.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 12:25 PM (XUKZU)

621
in the middle of the day

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)

622 >>Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:21 PM (ljZD2)


For someone so upset w/the media's (and this blog's) obsession with Trump, you sure do talk a lot about....Trump.

This is an open thread, with all sorts of discussions going on. Why you gotta keep bangin' the same gong?

Posted by: LIVs at September 16, 2015 12:26 PM (NOIQH)

623 Why is Cruz unacceptable now?


Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (lVU49)

He is not unacceptable to me.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 16, 2015 12:27 PM (R8hU8)

624 Muslims in Munich are demanding the Germans end Oktoberfest, because conspicuous alcohol consumption = intolerance!!

Could be satire, but nowadays I can't tell the news apart from satire anymore.

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:16 PM (hvf9s)




Consequences to actions. How do they work? The Krauts need to do what the Hungarians are doing right now.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 12:28 PM (493sH)

625 Cruz is acceptable to me. I would vote for him

but the people (republicans) so alarmed by Trump are using Cruz as a more acceptable proxy

and as soon as Trump is gone they will stab Cruz int he back at the earliest opportunity

its all a game and its all bullshit

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:28 PM (zOTsN)

626 Next time anybody says I'm crazy for thinking about a 3rd party, Ima show him Bill Kristol's little panic rant.

Wasn't he one of the guys telling all of us to cool it on the 3rd party talk and explaining the whys and wherefores it was a bad idea?

But now because someone outside of his political circle gets some attention it's totes cool to talk about it?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:28 PM (x3GpS)

627 Why is Cruz unacceptable now?





Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2015 12:24 PM (lVU49)



He is not unacceptable to me.



Or me. I'd prefer a governor over a first-term Senator, but Cruz is just fine.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:28 PM (ljZD2)

628 >>> For someone so upset w/the media's (and this blog's) obsession with Trump, you sure do talk a lot about....Trump. This is an open thread, with all sorts of discussions going on. Why you gotta keep bangin' the same gong? Posted by: LIVs at September 16, 2015 12:26 PM (NOIQH)

Especially because there are so many other lovely things to bang...

What, I meant drums! What dirty, unclassy minds you all have!

Posted by: Trump! at September 16, 2015 12:29 PM (hvf9s)

629 Some men hate Trump for the same reasons that some women hate Palin.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 12:29 PM (GzDYP)

630 For anyone that's interested: Freedom Munitions has started selling round nose 230 grain .45acp for 30¢ per.

That's a damned good price, and enough of a drop for me to finally pick up a Glock 30.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 16, 2015 12:29 PM (F26eZ)

631 629 Some men hate Trump for the same reasons that some women hate Palin.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 12:29 PM (GzDYP)



The hair?

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (zt+N6)

632 I dont love trump and I dont trust trump but I love what he is doing

and the more people fuss that all trump ideas be rejected, the more I distrust THEM

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (zOTsN)

633 >>Especially because there are so many other lovely things to bang...


Heh. See: Sexbot comments upthread.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (NOIQH)

634 There is book writing talk in the thread, ads for BookBaby suddenly appear in the sidebar...

*looks around for Big Brother, or Big Siri*

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (hvf9s)

635 629 Some men hate Trump for the same reasons that some women hate Palin.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 12:29 PM (GzDYP)



Their wives are fantasizing about him during sex?

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (zt+N6)

636 Next time anybody says I'm crazy for thinking about a 3rd party, Ima show him Bill Kristol's little panic rant.

In 2012 Jed Babbin said he would stay home on election day if Sarah was the nominee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (W5DcG)

637 Does anyone know what law provides for a deportation hearing? Is this something willed into being by the Executive, or is it a regulation, or is it an act of Congress?

I'm asking because I wonder what hurdles "deport them all" might actually face. Would we need tens of thousands of judges to accommodate all the deportation hearings and lawsuits the left would throw in the way of the process.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:31 PM (jhqr1)

638 >>>He found the perfect Moby and the perfect Pavlov's dog issue for that Moby to push to simultaneously make the right wing soil itself with excitement, and alienate the LIVs in the mushy middle from the right.

This reeks of desperation on your part. So promising to enact a reasonable policy that the electorate wants, instead of stabbing them in the back and telling them to f*ck off is ringing Pavlov's bell? You are using silly rhetoric in order to short circuit a discussion of the issue. It's like, if a candidate said he'd stop civil asset forfeiture, or stop the IRS from targeting conservatives, you'd try to discredit any surge in popularity on the grounds that the candidate is merely causing the right wing to salivate like Pavlov's dog, soiling themselves with excitement that a candidate might actually support ethical measures rather than fucking us over yet again.

You need to start discussing the actual specific issues Trump is raising, rather than trying to short circuit such discussion and instead trot out various vague purple-prosy conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 12:31 PM (E5UB0)

639 626 Next time anybody says I'm crazy for thinking about a 3rd party, Ima show him Bill Kristol's little panic rant.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
____________

Yeah, screw him. I haven't liked him since he emceed the Oscars.

Posted by: LIV at September 16, 2015 12:31 PM (UlJ3l)

640 Some men hate Trump for the same reasons that some women hate Palin.

There are some seriously insightful morons here on this smart military blog.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:31 PM (0dcbp)

641 If "electability" were actually something important to the establishment they never would have tried pushing Jeb BUSH.

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:32 PM (zt+N6)

642 There is book writing talk in the thread, ads for BookBaby suddenly appear in the sidebar...
*looks around for Big Brother, or Big Siri*
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:30 PM (hvf9s)


I saw the creepy robot lady ad after all the robot lady talk too...

Posted by: Lea at September 16, 2015 12:32 PM (lIU4e)

643 I'm a sucker for dog stories so I bought Dean Koontz' A Big Little Life
-------------------

A couple of vintage books you might enjoy, the Big Red books by Jim Kjelgaard. Really for young people, but still good.

Hard to find, but a good read 'Portrait of a Dog', by Mazo de la Roche.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 12:33 PM (9mTYi)

644 Abandon Trump!
Rally around any of the other 16 candidates, split the field, and let Jeb! win!
If you don't, you're stupid!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 12:33 PM (oVJmc)

645 It is absolutely hilarious, that even when they try to engineer polls showing the "narrative" of the Carson surge, Trump still beats him back.



Why is NPR in Boston running this poll in NH? Good times, good times.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 12:33 PM (q5APL)

646 This is an open thread, with all sorts of discussions going on. Why you gotta keep bangin' the same gong?

Trolls gotta troll. That's always the tell.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 12:33 PM (9krrF)

647 He is not unacceptable to me.

Cruz is my first choice. However, I'm pudding-dippingly pleased at what Teh Donald is doing.

It's also way kewl that those two are doing things together. If DT flames out, I hope Cruz steps into his place at the top of the polls.

Until that time, I'm enjoying the show that DT is putting on. He has "fuck you" money and doesn't care what anyone thinks of him. He has the MFM virtually wrapped around his finger.

I've never seen anything like what Trump's doing. Yeah, I'm sorta mesmerized, but not overly so.

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 16, 2015 12:33 PM (LUgeY)

648 Would we need tens of thousands of judges ...?
Pay them as piece-work.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:34 PM (LYqIl)

649 "Would we need tens of thousands of judges to accommodate all the
deportation hearings and lawsuits the left would throw in the way of the
process."

Yes.

Attempting anything like what Trump is advocating would involve a massive increase in the size of the part of DHS that deals with immigration, and would be tied up for years, and years, and years, and years in the courts.

That's why seeing otherwise reasonable people fall for this adolescent fantasizing is so frustrating.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:34 PM (ljZD2)

650 I like Cruz for some of what he's said and done.

I'm having trouble with his delivery though. His ponderous pauses, slow talk and the appearance that he's getting paid by the hour. Not as energetic in the last debate as I thought he would be.

I personally hope Fiorina gets blown off the stage tonight. I was eager for her to rise in the polls until I actually stopped and read about what she stood for and what she's done in the past.

Then on top of that was some questionable "war on women" crap and a shitty video mocking me. I'm not interested in a lite version of Debbie Washerwomen Shootz.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:34 PM (x3GpS)

651 Eep.

'Star Trek: Voyager' Actress Arrested for Allegedly Flashing Children


http://tinyurl.com/osjwsqk

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 16, 2015 12:34 PM (oVJmc)

652 Off, strangely dressed, silent sock.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 12:34 PM (LUgeY)

653 Would someone please put a figure - or percentage - on what the "FAIR SHARE" is? This non-specific description of what the rich should pay may test well, but we need to force them to define it.

Only then can we show its impact on the deficit/budget.

What is one's "Fair Share?"


You're an optimist, I see.

The left cannot and will not define things like that. Same for "white privilege", "living wage", "rape", "aggression", and all sorts of other words they bend and twist every single day.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:34 PM (jhqr1)

654 You're still here? Like that last night in Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:35 PM (wFhm/)

655 498 In an article about Hungary's crackdown on refugees at zerohedge, there was a great chart showing the ONE DAY decline in refugees after Hungary cracked down. The numbers dropped from 9000+ in one day to a few hundred the next.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 16, 2015 11:47 AM (AC0lD)

________

Amazing how that work huh? But we're constantly told that enforcement of the border cannot possibly work, neither will a wall. Why? Because, because....shit up racist!!

With any law, you don't have to prosecute everyone, just make it known that if you get caught you will get prosecuted. Taxes are the perfect example. Very few people get audited, but everyone knows getting that getting autied is a bitch so everyone more or less pays their taxes with minimal cheating. If tomorrow the IRS said, we're closing our audit division, nobody would pay their taxes anymore.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:35 PM (0LHZx)

656 Trumpet Daddy is a immigration lawyer, a deportion judge and a constitutional scholar

its amazing he has time to harange us here

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:35 PM (zOTsN)

657 >>This is an open thread, with all sorts of discussions going on. Why you gotta keep bangin' the same gong?

>>Trolls gotta troll. That's always the tell.

Yep. Noticed no response.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 12:36 PM (NOIQH)

658 also an expert on systems, logistics and IT

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:37 PM (zOTsN)

659
Attempting anything like what Trump is advocating would involve a
massive increase in the size of the part of DHS that deals with
immigration, and would be tied up for years, and years, and years, and
years in the courts.



Yeah. Like Ghey Marriage.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:37 PM (0dcbp)

660 But the Crier of the House said that Cruz is an asshole.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 12:37 PM (GzDYP)

661 Trumpet Daddy is a immigration lawyer, a deportion judge and a constitutional scholar

its amazing he has time to harange us here



Why not? No deportations. And the Constitution isn't being used. Hell, he should be collecting unemployment by now.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 12:37 PM (cN1tG)

662 "mocking men"

Not me personally. (God forbid she knows my name)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:38 PM (x3GpS)

663 Guns are much more effective than water cannons. Give the Orcs the one thing they understand. Death.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:38 PM (wFhm/)

664 Dog stories: 'Marley and Me' was one of those I refused to read. Had a big, untrainable black lab. Loving, sweet-natured, and untrainable (serious ADHD which is probably why he was put up for adoption waiting for a chump like me). Still miss that idiot.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2015 12:38 PM (MIKMs)

665 Here we go again...we can't deport anyone because then we'll need judges. We can't deport 11M people because it's impossible to deport every single one.

All the same version of "deporting people is hard and will cost money so instead let's do nothing". I can see you people in 1942..."go to war against Germany? Aww man that's shit gonna be hard and cost a lot of money. And we won't win 100% of the battles you know? So it's best to just not even try".

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:38 PM (0LHZx)

666 "It's like, if a candidate said he'd stop civil asset forfeiture, or stop the IRS from targeting conservatives..."

Several candidates have already proposed exactly those things. Rand Paul, anyone?

No. I use the language I do about Trump's appeal because of what Trump is intended to do to the Republican primary process by those who are pushing him in the media. There are two responses to deal with being jacked this way by the media/DNC complex. Accept that you are having someone attempting to jack you, and resist it. Or, double down on denying that you are being jacked.

I can see from how the Trumpkins flare in anger that option two appears to be the default position.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (ljZD2)

667 Some men hate Trump for the same reasons that some women hate Palin.

A goofy accent?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (jhqr1)

668 Maybe he was a meth lab, mustbequantum? (And sorry for your loss.)

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (LYqIl)

669 'Star Trek: Voyager' Actress Arrested for Allegedly Flashing Children

She looks like five miles of bad road. What the hell happened to her...?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (PFy0L)

670 I feel like ripping someone's head off
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 11:40 AM (DUoqb)

You're a dentist, right?

Dear me. Yes, think of clouds and puppies before you pick up that drill, OK?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (u0lmX)

671

no

not a trumpkin

not a republican

a conservative

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (zOTsN)

672 Take the money that we are spending on benefits of all sorts for illegals and put it toward deportation actions.

I'm betting we would have a surplus leftover.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2015 12:40 PM (OGm46)

673 All trumpetdaddy has ever done here is shill for the GOPe. That's all his comments have ever been.

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:40 PM (zt+N6)

674 When people accuse blog commentators of being paid shills, I laugh it off. But I think in this case Trumpdaddy is working for someone in the GOPe. Nobody can possibly be this obtuse.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:40 PM (0LHZx)

675 republican does NOT equal conservative

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (zOTsN)

676 Why won't all of you just admit that you're shit-for-brains?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (LYqIl)

677 Walls. How do they work? How do we acquire this technology?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (wFhm/)

678 The jury is still out for Me regarding Trump..... I'm gonna take a wait and see attitude...

Posted by: donna at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (hUdMz)

679 It's also way kewl that those two are doing things together. If DT
flames out, I hope Cruz steps into his place at the top of the polls.


And if he doesn't, and picks Cruz for VP, then 8 years from now instead of being a first term senator, Cruz starts that race as 'the guy whose turn it is'.

Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (ZbV+0)

680 The left cannot and will not define things like that. Same for "white privilege", "living wage", "rape", "aggression", and all sorts of other words they bend and twist every single day.
Posted by: bonhomme
------------------------

When the conversation turns to "We should pay teachers more!", I always say, "Okay tell me how much we should spend per pupil on education". Usually begets a blank stare. They generally have no idea how much is now being spent, and they are afraid to answer because their answer may well be the undoing of their point of view.

In many jurisdictions, the expenditure per pupil exceeds the tuition for a parochial school.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (9mTYi)

681 Video of nerds trying to get 50 drones to "decide which course of action to take on their own". Did they see a single Terminator movie?

http://tinyurl.com/pp9kmsg


Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (2oWD2)

682 668 Maybe he was a meth lab, mustbequantum? (And sorry for your loss.)
Posted by: andycanuck
____________

* Golf clap * And dittos on the sympathy. Dogs are the angels that visit us unawares.

Posted by: Furious George at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (UlJ3l)

683 trumpetdaddy,

1) Which candidate do you work for?
2) Are you familiar with the Hatch Act?

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:41 PM (0dcbp)

684 672 Take the money that we are spending on benefits of all sorts for illegals and put it toward deportation actions.

I'm betting we would have a surplus leftover.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2015 12:40 PM (OGm46)

________

$500B PER YEAR vs $2B to build a wall 1 time and a few hundred million a year to maintan / patrol it.

Hmmm......which is a better use of money? I'll have to ask Senor Jeb.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (0LHZx)

685 No. I use the language I do about Trump's appeal because of what Trump is intended to do to the Republican primary process by those who are pushing him in the media. There are two responses to deal with being jacked this way by the media/DNC complex. Accept that you are having someone attempting to jack you, and resist it. Or, double down on denying that you are being jacked.

I can see from how the Trumpkins flare in anger that option two appears to be the default position.


Taking your assumptions at face value, given that the process being "jacked" is one that the GOPe has itself jacked years ago to keep conservatives out of the game....I'm actually fine with Trump jacking it.

Seems to me the people who are most vocal about things being jacked are those who were benefitting from the status quo.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (PFy0L)

686 Why won't all of you just admit that you're shit-for-brains?

Oooh, have we reached the "struggle session" part of the thread?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (jhqr1)

687 In many jurisdictions, the expenditure per pupil exceeds the tuition for a parochial school.
The same goes for public housing.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (LYqIl)

688 She looks like five miles of bad road. What the hell happened to her...?

I must've missed something. I always thought she was a cutie pie. And Voyager sucked.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (LUgeY)

689 has to be JEB

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (zOTsN)

690 669 'Star Trek: Voyager' Actress Arrested for Allegedly Flashing Children

She looks like five miles of bad road. What the hell happened to her...?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 12:39 PM (PFy0L)



The photo in the story linked is a photo from the series. So that's at least 10 years old.

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (zt+N6)

691
"Would we need tens of thousands of judges to accommodate all the

deportation hearings and lawsuits the left would throw in the way of the

process."

Yes because God forbid the judiciary spend its time defending the rights of citizens against foreign invaders when it could be reinstating Tom Brady.

Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (ZbV+0)

692 Jennifer Lien has had a few run ins with the law. Not sure of her issues.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (wFhm/)

693 Oooh, have we reached the "struggle session" part of the thread?
Yes, comrade. (And I was paraphrasing/mocking blowmedaddyplease.)

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (LYqIl)

694 If "electability" were actually something important to the establishment they never would have tried pushing Jeb BUSH.
Posted by: buzzion


That is what I find so ridiculous about Jeb's candidacy. Usually there is some merit to the argument of the candidate not being "pure" but likely doing better in a general election.

But I would say even 3rd tier candidates like Huckabee would do better in a General election than Jeb Bush. He truly is our least electable option yet the Establishment still wants him to be the nominee.

Posted by: Coolio at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (HuDmg)

695
I'm betting we would have a surplus leftover.

Toss in fraudulent IRS refunds and you could build the shark-filled moat.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (0dcbp)

696 Man, you guys have been in this cage for 4 hours.... does the paper need changing?


Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (jjaLl)

697 Walls don't work!!!

Say people who live in gated communities with 10 foot tall walls.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:43 PM (0LHZx)

698 The photo in the story linked is a photo from the series. So that's at least 10 years old.

CNN has her mug shot. She now has the "angry feminist who hates sex robots" look.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (PFy0L)

699 Does Trump have any specific policy positions besides having Mexico pay for a wall? The only policy on his website is "Immigration". He says he will hire smart people to advise him. Which ones- Samantha powers? wolfowitz?
On Obamacare he says he will repeal it and replace it with something fantastic. He has said he likes single payer like Canada has. I've not heard anything specific from him on any issues .
Taxes? Balanced budget? Gay marriage and religious freedom? Unions? citizens united? Common core? Abortion? The constitution ?
Tell me , please, what makes Trump a True Conservative?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (RldCJ)

700 CNN has an article on "7 Things to Watch at the Republican Debte."

Opening section of article talks about "Meanwhile, one newcomer to the prime-time debate -- Carly Fiorina -- seems poised and ready to take on Trump directly."

That is EXACTLY what they are hoping for.
Step 1: Catfight!
Step 2: Yuuuuge ratings!
Step 3: Profit!

Underpants gnomes would be so proud.

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (hvf9s)

701 In many jurisdictions, the expenditure per pupil exceeds the tuition for a parochial school.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
----------------

For instance, in D.C., $19,700.

Twenty thousand dollars a year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (9mTYi)

702 Voyager sucked.

Good Lord, yes. I tried a few times and don't think I ever made it through a single episode.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:45 PM (jhqr1)

703 Jenn's got some issues. Her arrest photo shows as having pudged up a bit, really really short dark hair and that crazy look we've come to recognize.

Her actions when she was arrested shows some "disconnect" with reality. That can happen when the fame and money goes away.

I would guess she's got some cats that need taking care of. And maybe an SO of similar gender and mentality.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:45 PM (x3GpS)

704 It's the New York Times so we like shitting on it, Randy. See? Ace knows how to "jack" us to his will.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:45 PM (LYqIl)

705 Tell me , please, what makes Trump a True Conservative?
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (RldCJ)

__________

No you're right. Let's stick with proven conservatives like Boehner and McConnell.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (0LHZx)

706 I was paraphrasing/mocking blowmedaddyplease.

I got that. : )

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (jhqr1)

707 Walls. Watchtowers. Snipers. Bounty on invaders.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (wFhm/)

708

this is what jealousy looks like

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (zOTsN)

709 >>>>and as soon as Trump is gone they will stab Cruz int he back at the earliest opportunity


Absofreakinlutely. The "electability" card would be played again as well.

The entire 2016 primary was configured to ensure that Jeb Bush would receive the nomination. There is no chance that Cruz would ever be acceptable to the people who set this whole thing up. We keep hearing about how Trump supporters are angry and there is certainly some truth to that, but what we are also seeing is a bunch of Jeb Bush supporters throwing their toys out of their cribs.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (JxMoP)

710 And if he doesn't, and picks Cruz for VP, then 8 years from now instead of being a first term senator, Cruz starts that race as 'the guy whose turn it is'.

As opposed to Slow Joe Biden or Yeb!?

Yeah, I'll take Cruz in a heartbeat.

Absent Cruz as VP this time around, I'd take him on SCOTUS.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (LUgeY)

711 Just a friendly reminder to the Trump haters....

Your allies are Slate, Kos, HuffPo, Ezra Klein, CNN and MSNBC.

Carry on....

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 12:46 PM (0LHZx)

712 Seems to me the people who are most vocal about things being jacked are those who were benefitting from the status quo.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 12:42 PM (PFy0L)

Perfectly phrased!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 12:47 PM (GzDYP)

713 For instance, in D.C., $19,700.

Twenty thousand dollars a year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (9mTYi)


To be fair, a lot of that goes to waste, fraud, and legal fees.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2015 12:47 PM (2Ocf1)

714 Jenn's got some issues. Her arrest photo shows as having pudged up a bit, really really short dark hair and that crazy look we've come to recognize.

Her actions when she was arrested shows some "disconnect" with reality. That can happen when the fame and money goes away.

I would guess she's got some cats that need taking care of. And maybe an SO of similar gender and mentality.

-----

I'll take "Better Living Through Chemistry" for $500.00 Alex.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 12:47 PM (8XRCm)

715 698 The photo in the story linked is a photo from the series. So that's at least 10 years old.

CNN has her mug shot. She now has the "angry feminist who hates sex robots" look.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (PFy0L)



Wow...


I guess that's what she gets for living past her 9 year lifespan.

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:47 PM (zt+N6)

716 The Great Wall of Trump. They could put Casinos along the border.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:47 PM (wFhm/)

717 Some men hate Trump for the same reasons that some women hate Palin.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 16, 2015 12:29 PM (GzDYP)

We aren't proud enough of our turds to store them in little gold-plated boxes?

Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at September 16, 2015 12:48 PM (VRc/p)

718 Tell me , please, what makes Trump a True Conservative?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 16, 2015 12:44 PM (RldCJ)

Define true conservative and tell me which candidate meets the definition. TIA

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 16, 2015 12:48 PM (R8hU8)

719 Accept that you are having someone attempting to jack you, and resist it. Or, double down on denying that you are being jacked.

That you establishment guys are getting jacked is the main reason I support him.

Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 12:48 PM (ZbV+0)

720 701 In many jurisdictions, the expenditure per pupil exceeds the tuition for a parochial school.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
----------------

For instance, in D.C., $19,700.

Twenty thousand dollars a year.


According to the Washington Post, in 2011 the total expenditure per student per year in D.C. was over $28,000. The school districts have a vested interest in making he figure look as small as possible.

Less than 20% of the D.C. students attained a level of competency for their grade level.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:48 PM (Zs4uk)

721 Tell me , please, what makes Trump a True Conservative?

He's not. He's the guy that's beating the GOP like a red-headed step child. They deserve it.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:48 PM (jhqr1)

722 "Would we need tens of thousands of judges to accommodate all the deportation hearings and lawsuits the left would throw in the way of the process."

Yes because God forbid the judiciary spend its time defending the rights of citizens against foreign invaders when it could be reinstating Tom Brady.



Wouldn't take much. March 500 into an auditorium. "Everyone with a legit green card raise your hand. Move ove there. The remaining 495 people? Have a safe trip. Dismissed".

"Baliff check those 5 cards."

"Next group!"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 12:48 PM (cN1tG)

723 The entire 2016 primary was configured to ensure that Jeb Bush would receive the nomination.

Not buying it.

Walker was the GOPe guy.

Reince Priebus is the head of the RNC - from Wisconsin.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2015 12:49 PM (2Ocf1)

724 "Taking your assumptions at face value, given that the process being
"jacked" is one that the GOPe has itself jacked years ago to keep
conservatives out of the game....I'm actually fine with Trump jacking
it"

Keep conservatives out of what game? The Congress? You mean the Congress that has more conservatives from more districts elected today than ever? Does that mean they get everything they want all the time and get to piss all over the leadership? No, because adults don't do shit like that.

How about all the state legislatures where conservative laws are being passed every day? Are they being "shut out?"

Or this presidential field, which is the strongest and most conservative field since Reagan was running for re-election by himself. Most of these guys were being slobbered over by the regulars on this board for how awesome they were as conservatives for months before Trump showed up. Are they all-of-a-sudden not accomplished conservatives now?

Who, exactly, is being "shut out?" Immigration extremists? Yeah, them. The "deport them all today" crowd is a minority of a minority of a minority.

If your particular pet cause is being ignored perhaps you should consider that it is for a good reason.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at September 16, 2015 12:49 PM (ljZD2)

725 Poor kids. Seeing that haggared actress nude must have been disturbing.

Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 12:49 PM (2oWD2)

726
Hey!, its tax free day on marijuana in CO. woo fing hoo.

Do you think they ever had a tax free day on tobacco, alcohol, gambling winnings, guns, ammo?

NOPE.

bastards.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2015 12:50 PM (ODxAs)

727 It's Mexican Independence Day! I'm going to celebrate by not appropriating someone else's culture.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 12:50 PM (o1VYc)

728 Tell me , please, what makes Trump a True Conservative?

He isn't.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:50 PM (0dcbp)

729 A guy on the Twit machine just said he's listening to Rush and that Rush is really pulling for Trump.

Question for the resident Trumpists*, is Rush an influence on that preference?




*(a value neutral term, as when Jeremy Clarkson refers to golfists).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 12:50 PM (JtwS4)

730 The Ewoks are not the men to be blamed for nothing.

Posted by: Rip the Jacker at September 16, 2015 12:50 PM (LYqIl)

731 According to the Washington Post, in 2011 the total
expenditure per student per year in D.C. was over $28,000.


Less than 20% of the D.C. students attained a level of competency for their grade level.





Posted by: jwest


DAMN YOU, WHITEY!!!

Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 12:51 PM (2oWD2)

732 Why won't all of you just admit that you're shit-for-brains?

This, too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2015 12:51 PM (zF6Iw)

733 You mean the Congress that has more conservatives from more districts elected today than ever




I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at September 16, 2015 12:51 PM (0dcbp)

734 >>Walls don't work!!!

Say people who live in gated communities with 10 foot tall walls.


"Hells, yeah!!" - VIPS who rail against guns but rely on the protection of armed bodyguards

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 12:52 PM (NOIQH)

735 A guy on the Twit machine just said he's listening to Rush and that Rush is really pulling for Trump.

-----

Truth be told..... I dont think he's *really* a Trump supporter... per se.

What he's *really* pulling for is kicking the GOPe in the balls, repeatedly, forcefully.

Trump gets him that.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 12:52 PM (8XRCm)

736 Fredo is so smart that you can't see his grades.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:52 PM (wFhm/)

737 Does Trump have any specific policy positions besides having Mexico pay for a wall? The only policy on his website is "Immigration". He says he will hire smart people to advise him. Which ones- Samantha powers? wolfowitz?

AL senator Jeff Sessions helped Trump with his illegal immigration plank and appeared with him in Mobile last month.

Care for a second try?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (LUgeY)

738 Less than 20% of the D.C. students attained a level of competency for their grade level.

The hilarious part is that "competency for their grade level" is set to an obnoxiously easy mark.

A moderately intelligent hamster could meet high school competency levels.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (jhqr1)

739 The four heavy divisions should be able to secure the border.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (wFhm/)

740 10,000th. !!!!

Posted by: Yo! at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (GwIKd)

741 Wolfowitz is on Bush's advisor team. Epic fail.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (q5APL)

742 Rush probably views Trump the same way Dana Loesch does but doesn't want to say it. A giant middle finger to the Republican Establishment.

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (zt+N6)

743 The Icelandic capital of Reykjavik has announced that it will boycott all products made in Israel "as long as the occupation of Palestinian territories continues."

The boycott not does limit itself to Judea and Samaria, but instead targets all of Israel. An explanatory memorandum claims that it is merely a symbolic gesture, though, and there is no list of specific Israel companies or products included.

Björk Vilhelmsdóttir, an outgoing councilwomen representing the Social Democratic Alliance, introduced the bill. This is expected to be her last major action as part of the city council.

Vilhelmsdóttir says, "I believe that the city is sending a clear message that it will not purchase Israel products as long as Israel oppresses another people on the basis of their ethnicity and race, and the continued existence of a wall within Palestine."

A spokesperson for the Israeli foreign minister responded by stating that "a volcano of hatred has erupted in the Reykjavik City Council building. For no reason or justification, aside from pure hatred, there are calls to boycott the State of Israel. We hope that someone in Iceland will come to their senses and stop the one-sided blindness against the State of Israel, the only democracy in the Middle East."

Israel is the only country being boycotted by Reykjavik, a point that some claim is unconstitutional. A local lawyer, Einar Gautur Steingrímsson, argued in an article on visir.is news site that the city has no place making foreign policy decisions. He also added, "This is as illegal as refusing to do business with red haired people and it makes no difference whether they justify their decision with references to some alleged actions by the Israelis."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 12:53 PM (DUoqb)

744 I see You're all still here... Where's Ace?

Posted by: donna at September 16, 2015 12:54 PM (hUdMz)

745 I am down on Cons and I shant stop jacking them till I do get buckled.

Posted by: Rip the Jacker at September 16, 2015 12:54 PM (LYqIl)

746 @729 - I am listening to Rush, I avoid Twitter like the plague.

He isn't "really pulling for Trump."

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2015 12:54 PM (2Ocf1)

747 Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2015 12:49 PM (2Ocf1)

Reince doesn't run the RNC. He just answers the phone.

the CoC and other rich folk with businesses that benefit from low wage labor are running the GOPe.

they planned a slow elimination of candidates until the last few would all look worse than Jeb.

It's why they started screaming bloody murder when Jeb dropped 8 points and couldn't get arrested for dancing naked on stage. (if we could wake him up from his torpor).

they planned on getting to the nomination without the base so they could give the finger to the base.

their plan failed. Which is why Kristol is out there crying and moaning about how he's going 3rd party. I'm just surprised they haven't started saying they're moving to Canada if Trump wins.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 12:54 PM (x3GpS)

748 701 In many jurisdictions, the expenditure per pupil exceeds the tuition for a parochial school.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


I have yet to see a comparison that parochial exceeds public and the results speak for themselves.

Parochial wins every time.

Thanks, Mom and Dad, for the sacrifices when we were kids.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at September 16, 2015 12:55 PM (kGWsl)

749 I'm listening to Rush... I wouldn't say he is an advocate OF Trump as much as he is continuously pointing out the effect OF Trump on the race. I think it is fair to say that Rush is NOT a fan of the GOPe and the plan to shove Jeb! down our throats and lose meekly to Hillary.

Your mileage may vary.

Posted by: Yip at September 16, 2015 12:55 PM (e7T6D)

750 I see You're all still here... Where's Ace?
Posted by: donna at September 16, 2015 12:54 PM (hUdMz)

----

Oh... Im sure he's over with that whore....


....Twitter

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 12:55 PM (8XRCm)

751 Dear Trumpetdaddy:


The "deport them all" crowd is near 60%. 2/3 of Hispanic Americans want immigration reduced.



But keep on appealing to fantasy, we'll see who has majority support come election time. LOL

Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 12:55 PM (q5APL)

752 Nine months into an effort to train and equip moderate Syrian rebels to fight against Islamic State militants, U.S. defense officials acknowledged that they have only four or five on the battlefield now and only a few dozen more on the way.

The statement drew gasps and laughs of horror from members of the Senate Armed Services Committee on Wednesday, and a swift indictment of President Obamas foreign policy from several Republicans on the panel.

Undersecretary of Defense for Policy Christine Wormuth acknowledged that there have been setbacks along the way in the U.S. response in the region, but insisted that progress has been slow but steady.

These Fredo People are sick dellusion fucks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 12:55 PM (DUoqb)

753 Walker was the GOPe guy.

Reince Priebus is the head of the RNC - from Wisconsin.


Who knew? Jeb! is The Outsider!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 12:56 PM (W5DcG)

754 704
It's the New York Times so we like shitting on it, Randy. See? Ace knows how to "jack" us to his will.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 12:45 PM (LYqIl)


Can't argue with that!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 16, 2015 12:56 PM (jjaLl)

755 >>According to the Washington Post, in 2011 the total expenditure per student per year in D.C. was over $28,000.


There is so much graft in DC even the local teacher's union prez. was caught embezzling millions from union dues. You'd think someone might have wondered how a local union prez could afford 20+ fur coats, ST. John suits and a variety of wigs. But...that assumes that the D.C. public school and city government people she was hobnobbing with weren't doing the exact thing with their budgets.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 12:56 PM (NOIQH)

756 Truth be told..... I dont think he's *really* a Trump supporter... per se.

What he's *really* pulling for is kicking the GOPe in the balls, repeatedly, forcefully.

Trump gets him that.


Oh goody! We're totes on the same page!

I got there first, though, for the record :grins:

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2015 12:56 PM (9krrF)

757 I almost bought a gas cap from the racist apartheid state of Israel. I put it back and got one from Advance instead. The Sodastream mixes cost more than soda.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:56 PM (wFhm/)

758 Yeb initiating $24 million ad blitz.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/15/politics/jeb-bush-right-to-rise-ad-buy-24-million/index.html


Good luck with that. Blow your donors' war chest and show them once and for all that they've backed the wrong horse.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)

759 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 12:55 PM (DUoqb)

and what are the chances that our "moderate allies" are really jihadis who, inshallah, will change alliances to ISIS or al Nusra at some point anyways?

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 12:57 PM (AkOaV)

760 Trump not conservative. Ok. What do you think Trump would do or not do as President that W did or did not do. Trump might not ok a Wall Street bail out. Trump might stay out of ground wars. W gave lip service to conservative causes. He could have known that PP was selling baby parts if he had wanted too.

Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 12:57 PM (j2xmV)

761 Correction.

Via the Cato Institute, according to U.S. Census Bureau statistics, Washington D.C. schools per pupil/per year expenditure:

$29,409.00

This is total dollars spent divided by the number of students.

So, when I suggest a $25,000 voucher, it's a money saving idea.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:57 PM (Zs4uk)

762 Course Jeb would be much better than His father and brother. /sarc

Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (j2xmV)

763 I see You're all still here... Where's Ace?

He has neither tweeted nor twat (declensions of the verb vary) in 15 hours.

I think this is his refractory period.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (JtwS4)

764 Who, exactly, is being "shut out?" Immigration extremists? Yeah, them.
The "deport them all today" crowd is a minority of a minority of a
minority.

If your particular pet cause is being ignored perhaps you should consider that it is for a good reason.


Yes, if you love America and want it not to be turned into a south american socialist shithole you're a tiny minority of a minority and there's no reason your opinion should ever count for anything. So sit down, and shut up all you pathetic loser proles.

And pay no attention to the fact that your guy in the race is completely obliterating all the candidates of respectable real people.

Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (ZbV+0)

765 Ho-lee-sheet.

One of my tweets got favorited by Drudge Report News. Not a fake account either, it has 400K followers.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (jhqr1)

766 Just got in, sounds like the Trumpiods are still drinking the kool aid.



In other new, someone light up the ewok latrine. Or has he gone to the debates?

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (jJRIy)

767 Does he have mange?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (wFhm/)

768 I would like to see the numbers on Trump-haters and determine how many own interest in businesses that are utterly dependent on cheap, compliant, foreign labor.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:59 PM (0dcbp)

769 So, when I suggest a $25,000 voucher, it's a money saving idea.
Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 12:57 PM (Zs4uk)

The problem is -- and I have some experience with this -- what happens is when these vouchers get created, a ton of wealthy cronies jump in to get grants to set up charter schools / private schools to take advantage of said vouchers and the new influx of students looking to utilize their vouchers.

And of course the charter schools end up just as shittily managed and run as the public schools, and essentially act as money laundering schemes to give donors / cronies money from the public treasury.

FWIW.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 12:59 PM (AkOaV)

770
Just got in, sounds like the Trumpiods are still drinking the kool aid.

Great.

From Hitler to Jim Jones: The Nip Sip Story.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 01:00 PM (0dcbp)

771 And... now we're refighting the entire Israeli / Palestinian conflict here at work.

That's interesting.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 16, 2015 01:00 PM (kff5f)

772 One of my tweets got favorited by Drudge Report News. Not a fake account either, it has 400K followers.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 12:58 PM (jhqr1)

I believe Matt Drudge's twitter account is @mattdrudge or something.

But still -- 400k followers. Good job, amigo.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 01:00 PM (AkOaV)

773 ush probably views Trump the same way Dana Loesch

-
Dana got off a good one against Hillary! the other day. In response to Hill's believe-the-sex-assault-victims stance Dana tweeted, "Close, but no cigar."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:00 PM (XUKZU)

774 760.... Is comparing W to Trump an argument? Who here defends '43 as a conservative or even a standard bearer for jack squat? He was an honorable man who was a HELL of a lot better than Gore or Kerry would have been and I'll leave it at that. Just as Trump would be a hell of a lot better than Bernie or Hillary.

Posted by: Yip at September 16, 2015 01:00 PM (e7T6D)

775 "...Washington D.C. schools..." Allow $12,000 per student of those vouchers to be given as political payoffs and it might pass. Still would be a cost savings. /sarc

Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (j2xmV)

776 Rush said that he had played golf with Trump several times. He said that Trump is authentic as it gets and that he really talks like this: His golf course is "fantastic"; it's the "best"; he has the most "terrific" people working for him, etc. Rush was laughing saying that this is actually just how the guy talks.


He also said that Trump hits the ball a fucking mile off the tee. He said that people never believed that Trump was a 5 handicap or so but he really is. He said something about when he was playing on the second or third hole Trump was like, I'm going to hole in from 140 yards out on a Par 4 and he fucking did it!!!


Basically, Rush's takeaway is that when Trump sets out to do something, he fucking does it. Honey badger style.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (q5APL)

777 Ho-lee-sheet.

One of my tweets got favorited by Drudge Report News. Not a fake account either, it has 400K followers.


I have a follower on Discus!

Congrats, bonhomme.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (LUgeY)

778 and what are the chances that our "moderate allies" are really jihadis who, inshallah, will change alliances to ISIS or al Nusra at some point anyways?
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 12:57 PM (AkOaV)

Only about 100%

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (DUoqb)

779 Tax free pot day in Colorado. That's because of a quirk in the tax legislation. Unlike Washington D.C., Colorado is following the specifics of the laws it passes.

In other news, new YouGov poll has Trump favorability among Republicans at 68%, unfav - 28%.

Carson moving up in polling.

Career politicians suicidal.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (1Y+hH)

780 Ho-lee-sheet.
One of my tweets got favorited by Drudge Report News. Not a fake account either, it has 400K followers.
Posted by: bonhomme



You're sitting in tall cotton! Congrats!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (cN1tG)

781 If they have any manpower shortage on that deportation thing?

count me as an unpaid volunteer.

I'll process paperwork, clean the temporary courthouses, whatever it would take to ensure that people who don't have a right to be here go home.

Besides that's a strawman argument. When the country's economy took a dive, they self deported by the thousands.

Now things are turning up a bit and they're back. And the ones they left behind are now occupying jobs that there's 93 million people who are citizens could fill.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (x3GpS)

782 Do they still enforce Federal Mary Jane Laws in other States?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:02 PM (wFhm/)

783 768
I would like to see the numbers on Trump-haters and determine how many
own interest in businesses that are utterly dependent on cheap,
compliant, foreign labor.
and think Trump is a clown


Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:59 PM (0dcbp)
FIFY. That would be most of us that meet a payroll. Single payer has such an attraction to me. As does a 15% tax on assets I have saved over 40 years.

Yeah, I am all in for that shit. ALL in I tell you!

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 16, 2015 01:02 PM (jJRIy)

784
Wait. So it's Trump who is the super secret double agent for the Democrats?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 01:02 PM (7OlRf)

785 Career politicians suicidal.
Posted by: Meremortal


You know, you go to hell for teasing........

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:02 PM (cN1tG)

786 I believe Matt Drudge's twitter account is @mattdrudge or something.

Ah, I feel silly then.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:03 PM (jhqr1)

787 352 Any recommendations for something good?


Marco Polo, Narcos, Longmire
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 10:57 AM (cN1tG)


--------------------


The Tudors. Borgia. Peaky Blinders.

Posted by: Soona at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (Fmupd)

788 $29,409.00

This is total dollars spent divided by the number of students.

So, when I suggest a $25,000 voucher, it's a money saving idea.
Posted by: jwest
--------------------

*sharpens pencil*

Let's see, 10 students per class, that's $250,000 per class in revenues. Let's get some damn good teachers. That ought to run about $100K each. That leaves $150K per ten-student class for physical plant and administration.

Hmm. Yeah, I think that could work out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (9mTYi)

789 I think leaving us alone for long periods of times unattended in these threads is not wise....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (iQIUe)

790 They should do a Season of Survivor for the Repukelican Nomination.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (wFhm/)

791 This thread's been open longer than me!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (2Ojst)

792 GWB brought in a shit ton more Muslims after 9-11!!!!! And tried to push fucking amnesty without securing the border or the visa system.


You know, the outdated shit visa system that the fucking terrorists used to kill 3000 Americans??


Fuck him hard. He turned out to be a disgrace.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (q5APL)

793

Hillary Clinton to attend White House fundraiser at Staten Island home of late mob boss Paul Castellano

NY Daily News

These people are tone deaf and dumb as dog shit


Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 01:04 PM (DUoqb)

794 Only about 100%
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (DUoqb)

Yeah, that seemed to be the outcome last time we forayed in to training and arming the "moderate Syrian opposition" to topple Assad, who, oops, ended up largely being made up of people who ended up joining ISIS.

Then, of course, Rand Paul was called a wacko for pointing that out. Lindsey Graham was very offended.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV)

795 That tree has added three rings since it was posted.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (DfCQN)

796 "..Is comparing W to Trump an argument?.."
Yes for the following reason. W said all the things the current crop is saying. McCain said all the things the current crop is saying. I'm not like Glen Beck. I don't pick a candidate by what they say. By behavior Trump is the most conservative. But I agree that Trump isn't a conservative. Can't convince me that any of the others are more conservative or capable than W. Or would do any better.

Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (1uTkE)

797 ALL in I tell you!



I'll put you down as a 'YES'.


Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (0dcbp)

798 Gee, Trumpetdaddy, for there having been such a conservative revolution, Boehner and McConnell sure are pissing it away, eh?

Which kind of makes the point - the GOPe bending over backwards in order to thwart the conservatives in the party.

In other words, how can leadership be so squishy with all of these conservatives you say are all over the place? Because the process has been jacked. By the GOPe. So I'm fine with someone else jacking the process away from them.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (0DaBB)

799 If they have any manpower shortage on that deportation thing?

count me as an unpaid volunteer.
-----------------

I would be happy to do the same for Disability claims.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (9mTYi)

800 Longmire. Hell on Wheels. Falling Skies.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (wFhm/)

801 Just got in, sounds like the GOP gigolos are still sucking cock.

Posted by: dick lick at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (JmGFJ)

802 That tree has added three rings since it was posted.
Posted by: Cicero
----------------

Yeah, and the fire has died.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (9mTYi)

803 These people are tone deaf and dumb as dog shit


----

Yet.... we continue to lose to these guys.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

804 You're sitting in tall cotton! Congrats!

Thanks. You just taught me a new phrase, so that's fun too.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (jhqr1)

805 Oh... I'm sure [Ace is] over with that whore....
....Twitter

Posted by: fixerupper at 12:55 PM
________

He's not there, either. I'm guessing Batman.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (o1VYc)

806 800 Longmire. Hell on Wheels. Falling Skies.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:05 PM (wFhm/)

Skies. Longmire on Wheels. Falling Hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (2Ojst)

807 Well Trump has had it now, Jindal has called him a madman and said he must be stopped.
I see a 7-11 in Jindal's future

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (R8hU8)

808 Has any one pointed out several European countries have just built a fence?
And these new fences actually work.

Posted by: Yo! at September 16, 2015 01:07 PM (GwIKd)

809 Did Ace go to the movies last night or something?

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 16, 2015 01:07 PM (F26eZ)

810 Career politicians suicidal.

Yup. We don't need them and never did. Once that lesson is learned it won't be unlearned. They'll have to wait for another generation of public school products to peddle their nonsense to.

Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (ZbV+0)

811 Rush said that he had played golf with Trump several times. He said that Trump is authentic as it gets and that he really talks like this: His golf course is "fantastic"; it's the "best"; he has the most "terrific" people working for him, etc. Rush was laughing saying that this is actually just how the guy talks.


He also said that Trump hits the ball a fucking mile off the tee. He said that people never believed that Trump was a 5 handicap or so but he really is. He said something about when he was playing on the second or third hole Trump was like, I'm going to hole in from 140 yards out on a Par 4 and he fucking did it!!!


Basically, Rush's takeaway is that when Trump sets out to do something, he fucking does it. Honey badger style.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:01 PM (q5APL)



I've known people like Trump, but not nearly as successful as he is. They view business as a battle, and you are either with him or against him. And if they decide on a goal, they will do whatever it takes to achieve the goal. Sometimes they overreach, but sometimes they achieve unbelievable success.

If Trump lays out a long term set of goals, you can bet he will achieve them, or die trying.

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (DWyvT)

812 802 That tree has added three rings since it was posted.
Posted by: Cicero
----------------

Yeah, and the fire has died.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (9mTYi)

And they've made polished jewelry from the knucklebones of the poor bastard they ate.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (2Ojst)

813 How did they keep invaders out of their countries in the old days?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (wFhm/)

814 Has any one pointed out several European countries have just built a fence?
And these new fences actually work.

Posted by: Yo!


Yo!

Posted by: Israel at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (JmGFJ)

815 [ui]And of course the charter schools end up just as shittily managed and run as the public schools, and essentially act as money laundering schemes to give donors / cronies money from the public treasury.

FWIW.

If one or two are better than the others, students jump and the shit schools go out of business, unlike the Government Schools.

Invisible Hand ftw.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (rwI+c)

816 813 How did they keep invaders out of their countries in the old days?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (wFhm/)

Longbows.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2015 01:08 PM (2Ojst)

817 Dammit

Imagine italics in the previous comment.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (rwI+c)

818 Career politicians suicidal.
Posted by: Meremortal


"You know, you go to hell for teasing........"

Correction: Career politicians going after Trump with both barrels, it's almost over for him and Carson. Flash: Jeb gets neck tat, ready for battle.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (1Y+hH)

819 768 I would like to see the numbers on Trump-haters and determine how many own interest in businesses that are utterly dependent on cheap, compliant, foreign labor.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:59 PM (0dcbp)




I have no investments in anything (divorce wiped me out), but Trump is full of sh*t. My determination that he is full of sh*t is not based on which way my stocks will lean, as I have none.

I will admit I'm enjoying the clown show, though. It's tremendous. Simply tremendous. And it'll continue to be great. Just great. You won't believe how tremendously great it will be. Great. Tremendous.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (vgIRn)

820 "... when these vouchers get created, a ton of wealthy cronies jump in to get grants to set up charter schools / private schools to take advantage of said vouchers and the new influx of students looking to utilize their vouchers. "


My plan with the $25,000 vouchers was always the complete elimination of public schools in the targeted cities.

On top of that, I proposed this plan for Detroit with the option that the voucher could be used for home schooling, provided the student pass a test each year.

As I said at the time, if this plan was instituted, it would be next to impossible to purchase a home in Detroit within a short period of time. The city would be repopulated almost immediately and through the natural order of gentrification, it would be one the best places to live within a year or two.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (Zs4uk)

821 This thread smells like the Pleather seat of Hilary's Rascal.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (rjtGa)

822 Rush is lurking here again. He's talking about secksbots now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (LUgeY)

823 Somebody whopped off the Italics.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:09 PM (wFhm/)

824 >>How did they keep invaders out of their countries in the old days?

Uh, a big-ass wall you can see from space?

Posted by: China at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (NOIQH)

825 Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:06 PM (jhqr1)

They missed an "h" in there.

comes from being out in the field and having to do a number 2 but the cotton's not very high so every one gets a view.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (x3GpS)

826 >> Rush is lurking here again. He's talking about secksbots now.

Maybe Snerdley?

Posted by: China at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (NOIQH)

827 If we had millions of people in this country who had commited say bank robbery would any sane person say "it's immoral to find them all and lock them up"? Of course not.

Yet we have millions of people who broke the law to come here and are breaking the law every day living here and yet somehow finding all those people and deporting them is immoral?

It makes no fucking sense.

Bbbbut bbbbut they are only here for a better life and to help their kids. Yeah so? The bank robbers only robbed the bank for a better life and to help their kids too. Hell, pretty much every criminal commits a crime for a better life.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (0LHZx)

828
**WAVES AT RUSH**


Can YOU get us a new thread Mr EIB ? ? ? ?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

829 I would be happy to do the same for Disability claims.

I used to be a tester for some DVR software. I watched a lot of daytime TV. *shudder* Eventually I figured out the judge shows were the least objectionable. Seems like 6/7 people on those shows were on disability. Which disability? Being fat, apparently.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (jhqr1)

830 This thread is so old, planned parenthood wouldn't even touch it.

Posted by: joe at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (6uVnQ)

831 How did they keep invaders out of their countries in the old days?


Killed them. Killed everyone they knew. Posted heads on pikes.
Asked nicely? Not so much.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (cN1tG)

832 Immigration extremists?

Is that how you GOPe shills spell "rule of law"?

Posted by: derp at September 16, 2015 01:10 PM (ZtFr+)

833 Borders are made in the national will. Fences are just there to tell you the point after which you will be killed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:12 PM (rwI+c)

834 In other news, traffic deaths way down in Colorado since pot legalized.

Apparently everyone is driving about 20 mph, so very few fatals.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 16, 2015 01:12 PM (1Y+hH)

835 This thread is as old as this big ass tree.

And I'm tired of dancing.

Posted by: A Native in Mills Plains at September 16, 2015 01:12 PM (2oWD2)

836 Ok I get it. No one knows nor cares what Trump believes on any other issues as long as he makes Mexico build a huge luxurious wall . Because he will hire Smart People!!!!

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 16, 2015 01:13 PM (RldCJ)

837
Immigration ENFORCEMENT extremists


Get that part right .

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 01:13 PM (0dcbp)

838 To clarify on Freedom Munitions 230 grain .45: it's $331.92 after shipping.

Now, I've never shot it, but I've never had a problem with any of the thousands of .40 I've shot from them. I haven't had great luck with their 9mm, but it's fine for practice ammo.

Thanks to advice from the Moron's, I'll probably start reloading towards the end of this year when I join a new range where I can save my brass, but for now, these guys are pretty good.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 16, 2015 01:13 PM (F26eZ)

839 And I'm tired of dancing.

A gentleman's excuse me?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:13 PM (YEelc)

840 >>Apparently everyone is driving about 20 mph, so very few fatals.

But they'll sit through a left turn light because they're so freakin' out of it. Yearggghhhhh!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (NOIQH)

841 And I'm tired of dancing.

Posted by: A Native in Mills Plains


You'll dance and like it, serf!
VOTE HEBE!

Posted by: turnippatty at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (JmGFJ)

842 $331.92 per thousand.

Each thousand after runs about $317.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (F26eZ)

843 comes from being out in the field and having to do a number 2 but the cotton's not very high so every one gets a view.

Huh. I googled it and they said being in high cotton meant you had a good crop or figuratively, you were fortunate.

I suppose hiding your pooping backside could be a similar metaphorical meaning. You're fortunate.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (jhqr1)

844 at the risk of being a concerny troll


Trump is starting to worry me a bit, I feel like we are playing a game of chicken and maybe I don't have the stones I thought I had at one point

Anyway, pop corn is still ready...

Posted by: Max Power at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (q177U)

845 No one knows nor cares what Trump believes on any other issues as long as he makes Mexico build a huge luxurious wall

Correct.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (0dcbp)

846 C'mon now everybody clap their hands so a new thread will be born.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (x3GpS)

847 No one knows nor cares what Trump believes on any other issues as long as he makes Mexico build a huge luxurious wall .

Yeah, pretty much. Because you know ¡Jeb! won't.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (rwI+c)

848 Nine months into an effort to train and equip moderate Syrian rebels to fight against Islamic State militants, U.S. defense officials acknowledged that they have only four or five on the battlefield now and only a few dozen more on the way.

The statement drew gasps and laughs of horror from members of the Senate Armed Services Committee on Wednesday, and a swift indictment of President Obamas foreign policy from several Republicans on the panel.

Undersecretary of Defense for Policy Christine Wormuth acknowledged that there have been setbacks along the way in the U.S. response in the region, but insisted that progress has been slow but steady.

These Fredo People are sick dellusion fucks

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Ya know how we can tell that 'cowboy diplomacy' is no more?

A: cowboys can form a posse.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (Spluw)

849 FML

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (rwI+c)

850 ¡Jeb!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (rwI+c)

851 Cool picture of Trump on Drudge.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (XUKZU)

852
Free Willow!!!!

Free Willow NOW!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

853 "charter schools end up just as shittily managed and run as the public schools, "

But you can close them down and get a civil judgement against them. No Sovereign immunity.

Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (1uTkE)

854 Ok I get it. No one knows nor cares what Trump believes on any other
issues as long as he makes Mexico build a huge luxurious wall . Because
he will hire Smart People!!!!


No, nobody cares what Trump believes on any other issue because of what his position in the race is doing to the gope and its supporters.

Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (ZbV+0)

855 Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (jhqr1)

I come from the financially impaired demographic in Indiana.

We learn all the nitty gritty slogans with dirty words.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:16 PM (x3GpS)

856 **WAVES AT RUSH**

*waves at Snerdly*

Is this not the best place on Teh Interwebz, Bo?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:16 PM (LUgeY)

857 Yeah. The guy has no immigration policies/goals at all!
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/immigration-reform

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 01:16 PM (LYqIl)

858 We don't know what Trump will do.

We **DO** know that Jeb will legalize 30M illegals.

Your move....

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 01:16 PM (0LHZx)

859 black diamond of death????


first buzzion, now *gulp* Grump928(C)??????

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 01:16 PM (0dcbp)

860 some people that dislike trump....dislike him because of his confidence....he's not my favorite candidate... but i'll have zero problem voting for him if he's the nominee...

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 01:17 PM (0O7c5)

861 I don't want to go on the cart.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:17 PM (rwI+c)

862 I must have missed the "Ewok Kidnapping" headline over at Weasel Zippers today...

Posted by: Chi at September 16, 2015 01:17 PM (dcmpT)

863 RD:

Yep, I'd agree with that.


Mortimer:


Yep. He's building that fucking wall. He's been talking about it for more than 15 years.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:17 PM (q5APL)

864 I would like to see the numbers on Trump-haters and determine how many own interest in businesses that are utterly dependent on cheap, compliant, foreign labor.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 16, 2015 12:59 PM (0dcbp)


Or who are a part, aspire to, or give wholly undeserved respect to, the DC chattering classes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2015 01:17 PM (zF6Iw)

865 if trump builds a wall....it better be painted gold...

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (0O7c5)

866 Hey, painter man, can you see my dick from over there? I think it fell out when I did this. *lifts loin cloth and strikes a sassy pose*

Posted by: A Native in Mills Plains at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (2oWD2)

867 Who, exactly, is being "shut out?" Immigration extremists? Yeah, them. The "deport them all today" crowd is a minority of a minority of a minority.

---------------------------

Who just happen to solidify around one candidate making him the front runner.

Pick Cruz or Walker? You know there is another guy in the race, Carson. If Trump wasn't in, most likely Carson would be by far the leader.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (LXJ1e)

868 Trump is starting to worry me a bit, I feel like we are playing a game
of chicken and maybe I don't have the stones I thought I had at one
point


Vote the way you feel you ought.

I'm going with chicken out of lack of superior options.

Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (ZbV+0)

869 So - we just going with the one thread today?

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (6xtq3)

870 Undersecretary of Defense for Policy Christine Wormuth acknowledged that there have been setbacks along the way in the U.S. response in the region, but insisted that progress has been slow but steady.

Putting the equivalent of a rural sheriff's night watch on the battlefield is "slow but steady progress"? They are literally insane.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (jhqr1)

871 What I love about what has occurred is the alternative media has really turned the table on the MSM or controlled media.



I think Drudge is like fuck it, it's now or never. And Trump constantly talks up Drudge. The populace is being shown the truth OUTSIDE THE FUCKING LYING GATEKEEPERS.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (q5APL)

872 All we are saying is give Willow a chance!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 01:19 PM (LYqIl)

873 869
So - we just going with the one thread today?





Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (6xtq3)
no one can remember the password

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 16, 2015 01:19 PM (0O7c5)

874
A Trump/Carson ticket intrigues me.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

875 Methos:


Yep, I'd agree with that.


Phoenixgirl:


At least gold lettering I think!!

Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:19 PM (q5APL)

876 Putting the equivalent of a rural sheriff's night watch on the battlefield is "slow but steady progress"? They are literally insane.

In fairness, how far do you expect $500M to go?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:19 PM (rwI+c)

877 Trump downers tend to be upset over policy.

Which seems strange since everything they've been told about policy has been a lie for years now.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (1Y+hH)

878 Katie Pavlich has a tweet up.

"Just watched Rand Paul shoot the tax code with an AR-15"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (JtwS4)

879 Go 'way.....Ace is 'batin.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (rjtGa)

880 The statement drew gasps and laughs of horror from members of the Senate
Armed Services Committee on Wednesday, and a swift indictment of
President Obamas foreign policy from several Republicans on the panel.


But impeachment is off the table.

Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (ZbV+0)

881 Undersecretary of Defense for Policy Christine Wormuth acknowledged that there have been setbacks along the way in the U.S. response in the region, but insisted that progress has been slow but steady.

These Fredo People are sick dellusion fucks

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Ya know how we can tell that 'cowboy diplomacy' is no more?

A: cowboys can form a posse.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 16, 2015 01:15 PM (Spluw)


there are currently more American Mercenary types fighting against ISIS, than American Trained Syrians...

But like the Flying Tigers in WW2, or those who fought for Israel in 1948... these Men have had their citizenship threatened.

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (qh617)

882 I was asked, "Make America Great Again why don't support Cruz instead?"

I answered, "I don't want any stinking Ivy League lawyer leading the country."

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (LXJ1e)

883 LIVs expect Trump to do what he did on TV for ten years. Fire people!

So do the GOPe and Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (1uTkE)

884 Of course they should outlaw sexbots. That's disgusting!

Posted by: A Lady at the Grocery Store Buying a Shitload of D Cell Batteries at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (2oWD2)

885 BTW, if Trump weren't in, do you really think Carson would have the numbers he does?

I think this is the poll responders giving a big finger to the GOPe but can't vote for Trump so they go for the Black guy outsider.

It's unfortunate but I think Cruz has been tainted with the insiders brush. That may be somewhat deserved for those not paying close attention.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:20 PM (x3GpS)

886 Trumpetdaddy in 2015: It's impossible to deport millions of people. Just crazy talk. You're an immigration extremist.

Overheard in 1776 by Trumpetdaddy's great great great great grandfather

Fight the British? You crazy? No way we could ever win. It's too hard. Never gonna work. You're an extremist.

Overheard in 1960 by Trumpetdaddy's grandfather

Put a man on the moon? In 10 years? Crazy talk. It's impossible. Simply impossible. You're a space extremist.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (0LHZx)

887 **WAVES AT RUSH**

*waves at Snerdly*

Is this not the best place on Teh Interwebz, Bo?



If Rush says "Waves back" on air, YOU KNOW!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (cN1tG)

888 Putting the equivalent of a rural sheriff's night watch on the battlefield is "slow but steady progress"? They are literally insane.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (jhqr1)




Barney Fife: Just wait and see. Once I deputize Gomer then we're going to take care of this Syria thing once and for all

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (493sH)

889 Posted by: A Native in Mills Plains at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (2oWD2)

Your balls are showing.

Posted by: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (LUgeY)

890 Katie Pavlich has a tweet up.

"Just watched Rand Paul shoot the tax code with an AR-15"


You'll know he's serious when he goes full auto.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (YEelc)

891 Nine months of training.

Billions of dollars.

Four or five Syrian "fighters" against ISIS.

Slow but steady progress indeed.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (zyIlW)

892 Cruz is still the one as far as I am concerned.

*crosses fingers*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (rwI+c)

893
788 Ummmmm... you forgot to budget anything for supplies or books etc...

Posted by: MAx at September 16, 2015 01:22 PM (LAliD)

894 873 try '123456' or 'admin'

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:22 PM (6xtq3)

895 Willow going for Guinness World Record for being willowed out of mutiple threads. I think she's got it!

Posted by: Meremortal at September 16, 2015 01:22 PM (1Y+hH)

896 The statement drew gasps and laughs of horror from members of the Senate
Armed Services Committee on Wednesday, and a swift indictment of
President Obamas foreign policy from several Republicans on the panel.

------

4 or 5 batallions. Right?? RIGHT??

Ok.... companies.... Four or Five Companies isnt terribble.

Guys???? You mean 4 or 5 guys?????? As in individuals????

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

897 What's our Syrian Freedom Fighter up to?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:22 PM (wFhm/)

898 no one can remember the password


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel

The passwords is... sexbot.

Posted by: That whispery voiceover guy from the gameshow Password at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (2oWD2)

899 Free Willow! And Huey and Dewey too!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (LYqIl)

900 Barney Fife: Just wait and see. Once I deputize Gomer then we're going to take care of this Syria thing once and for all
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Gonna nip it in the bud!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (W5DcG)

901 What's our Syrian Freedom Fighter up to?



Four.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (cN1tG)

902 If "refugees" are attacking border guards with rocks, dont let them in at all.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (iQIUe)

903 Userid: Guest Password: password

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (rwI+c)

904 An ARMY of one.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (wFhm/)

905 If Rush says "Waves back" on air, YOU KNOW!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (cN1tG)

----

That would be AWESOME!!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

906
I think Drudge is like fuck it, it's now or never. And Trump constantly talks up Drudge. The populace is being shown the truth OUTSIDE THE FUCKING LYING GATEKEEPERS.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:18 PM (q5APL)


Watched Meg Kelly 'interview Carly Fiorina last night.... every question was trying to start a Cat Fight between Carly and Trump....

Carly did not bite... I was impressed...

But Kelly's agenda was pretty transparent... as she asked NOTHING about Policy at all... not one single question.

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (qh617)

907 Carson strikes me as kind of a weirdo. Nice guy, but something just ain't right about him.


7th day Adventists were always strange folks though.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (q5APL)

908 910!

Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (2oWD2)

909 Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (493sH)

We're gonna nip it! Nip it in the bud!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (x3GpS)

910 910!!

Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (2oWD2)

911 Me and my friends have shot tens of thousands of rounds of Freedom Munitions ammo and never had a problem with any of it

Posted by: MAx at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (LAliD)

912 Somewhere in the city, in an alley, an Ewok lies sprawled out in a nest of empty bottles and hobo clothes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Autumnal Enormities have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (hLRSq)

913 Oh HELL yeah!

Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (2oWD2)

914 904 An ARMY of one.


Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:23 PM (wFhm/)


And you know what the snipers I know call that???

An easy target...

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (qh617)

915 Thread still under 1,000.
Good for 500 more.

Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (1uTkE)

916 "Nine months into an effort to train and equip moderate Syrian rebels to
fight against Islamic State militants, U.S. defense officials
acknowledged that they have only four or five on the battlefield now and
only a few dozen more on the way."

And this too can be yours for the low, low price of only fifty million dollars!

Come on down to Uncle Sugar's House of Moderate Rebels today!

Posted by: torquewrench at September 16, 2015 01:24 PM (noWW6)

917 You mean Kelly's been jacked by the Hillary-Trump alliance too, BB Wolf? Oh no, say it ain't so!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (LYqIl)

918 Barney Fife: Just wait and see. Once I deputize Gomer then we're going to take care of this Syria thing once and for all
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (493sH)



It'll be tremndous. You won't believe how tremendous. Simply great. Just great. Tremdously great. Yuge.

Posted by: Sheriff Taylor at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (vgIRn)

919 They don't sell thread blanks at Amazon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (wFhm/)

920 This one goes to eleven a thousand

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (493sH)

921 no one can remember the password


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel

Melon!

Posted by: Gandalf the Grey at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (RwwCT)

922 BB Wolf:


Yep, M. Kelly has been exposed. I'm not sure what Carly's going to do. She may be saving her fire for debate or for later in the race, the fake NH poll might have excited her! But Trump has several easy ways to dispatch with her.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (q5APL)

923 Not even platoons or squads, fixerupper.

Individuals.

You have to feel bad for the writers at The Onion.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (zyIlW)

924 Somewhere in the city, in an alley, an Ewok lies sprawled out in a nest of empty bottles and hobo clothes.

How else is he supposed to know it's Wednesday?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (YEelc)

925 I just disappeared to do some work, and... is the ewok STILL not awake?

Yikes. Someone should check on him. Poke him, make sure he's still breathing or something.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (AkOaV)

926 Are we being punished for something?

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (6xtq3)

927 They don't sell thread blanks at Amazon.


Just take an old thread, chamfer the neck down a bit and reload.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (rwI+c)

928 "Army of One"

Ha!

I hated that.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (zyIlW)

929 Send in the A Team.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (wFhm/)

930
Barney Fife: Just wait and see. Once I deputize Gomer then we're going to take care of this Syria thing once and for all>>>

Deputize Ernest T. Bass and hell beat them all with one hand tied behind his back and a whole lot of rock throwing.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 16, 2015 01:27 PM (tf9Ne)

931 There are 8-million stories in the Furry City. And this has been one of them.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 01:27 PM (LYqIl)

932 I don't get the support for Carson. Except for a prayer breakfast speech that made Obama look like crap, he's just another nice guy running who's never held office. The machine only allows him to linger as long as his serves a purpose. As soon as he doesn't help Jeb! they will tear him to shreds like they did Herman Cain.

Posted by: Yip at September 16, 2015 01:27 PM (e7T6D)

933 927 hey Grumpy, don't forget to lube and resize.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:28 PM (6xtq3)

934
Yep, M. Kelly has been exposed. I'm not sure what Carly's going to do. She may be saving her fire for debate or for later in the race, the fake NH poll might have excited her! But Trump has several easy ways to dispatch with her.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 16, 2015 01:25 PM (q5APL)


Global Thermo Nuclear Trump Fight???

The only way to win, is not to play...

Posted by: JOSHUA advising Carly at September 16, 2015 01:28 PM (qh617)

935 Has any one pointed out several European countries have just built a fence?

And these new fences actually work.

Posted by: Yo! at September 16, 2015 1:07 PM
________

Yes! It's on Twitter.

And no, but the tear gas is "inhumane." (And still no, but Business Insider put up a map with a bunch of arrows, and none of the arrows go through Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Lithuania, Latvia or Estonia. I'm thinking that a second Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth will eventually receive the torch of Western Civilization.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 01:28 PM (o1VYc)

936 Good one, #934.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2015 01:28 PM (LYqIl)

937 Barney Fife: I've only taken the squad car as far as Mount Pilot. Is this Syria just outside of Raleigh? I'm sure our experts know how to get us there in the next decade or two

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 01:29 PM (493sH)

938 swordfish (supposed password). Don't know about capitalization. Anyone watch the movie?

Posted by: why, why not at September 16, 2015 01:29 PM (j2xmV)

939 Off to drive around all the pot smokers and go to the grocery store. It's a beautiful day in the mountains and all the right people are pissed off elsewhere in the country.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 16, 2015 01:29 PM (1Y+hH)

940 I don't get the support for Carson.

Someone yesterday referred to him a Dr. Colin Powell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 01:29 PM (W5DcG)

941 Does anyone really believe the obama regime spent half a billion dollars training 5 or 50 or whatever guys?

Maybe someone should look into what that money actually got spent on.

Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 01:29 PM (ZbV+0)

942 No Ace? Should I be worried?

Posted by: donna at September 16, 2015 01:30 PM (hUdMz)

943 928 "Army of One"

Ha!

I hated that.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (zyIlW)


Yeah... but don't even get me started on the Navy's 'Force for Good' crap....

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 01:30 PM (qh617)

944 An ARMY of one.

It takes a lot of equipment to run an army. The rucksack only handles about 70 pounds of gear. Where's the guy gonna put the rest of it?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:30 PM (YEelc)

945 927
They don't sell thread blanks at Amazon.





Just take an old thread, chamfer the neck down a bit and reload.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:26 PM (rwI+c)


OK, I thought that 927 was an odd comment on the lack of posts so far today.... I see now that is incorrect.... I should just go back to work.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 16, 2015 01:30 PM (jjaLl)

946 no one can remember the password

-
Palomino

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:30 PM (XUKZU)

947

Trump the candidate is dragging them all, kicking and screaming, to the right on immigration


i like that

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 01:31 PM (zOTsN)

948 Overheard in 2030 by Trumpetdaddy's son

Conquer the Mideast with an army of one million big boobed sex robots? Impossible!

Posted by: wooga at September 16, 2015 01:31 PM (Yzyvq)

949 BB Wolf,

That's...kinda gay also.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:31 PM (zyIlW)

950 OK, this place is lacking leadership and falling into chaos.

I'm taking charge.

All cobloggers report to my office for your assignments.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2015 01:32 PM (Zs4uk)

951 OK, this place is lacking leadership and falling into chaos.

I'm taking charge.

All cobloggers report to my office for your assignments.


Alexander Haig would be so proud.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (YEelc)

952 OK, this place is lacking leadership and falling into chaos.

I'm taking charge.

-
Not so fast there, cupcake,

- Alexander Haig

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (XUKZU)

953 no one can remember the password

pencil

Posted by: Ed Rooney at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (ZQfW9)

954 All cobloggers report to my office for your assignments.

--

He means here.

Posted by: The Barrel at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (cbfNE)

955 I'm thinking this withholding of a fresh thread is definitely punishment. What did you guys do?

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (6xtq3)

956 And no, but the tear gas is "inhumane." (And still no, but Business Insider put up a map with a bunch of arrows, and none of the arrows go through Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Lithuania, Latvia or Estonia.


#twoweeks.
#Blitzkrieg!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (cN1tG)

957 A tree thread with a thousand comments. We got nuttin to say.....

Posted by: maddogg at September 16, 2015 01:34 PM (xWW96)

958 I don't get the support for Carson.



Someone yesterday referred to him a Dr. Colin Powell.


His positions *in this campaign* are establishment-y or to the left of that, and maybe he'll do something on Obamacare. And he doesn't have any semblance of "Trump, smash" going on. He's just 'nice'.

Which apparently has a constituency. I don't get it, but they're there.

Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2015 01:34 PM (ZbV+0)

959 >> Does anyone really believe the obama regime spent half a billion dollars training 5 or 50 or whatever guys? Maybe someone should look into what that money actually got spent on.


*whistles while walking away*

Posted by: $6 BILLION lost by STate Dept. under Hillary at September 16, 2015 01:34 PM (NOIQH)

960 Even if it were punishment, he'd still be sliding around with that whore, Twatter.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 16, 2015 01:34 PM (F26eZ)

961

super

Obama has invited Ahmed the Clockmaker to the White House

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 01:34 PM (zOTsN)

962 About that minority of a minority of minority of a minority immigration extremists. There was a poll done that gave respondents 7 choices, ranging from the ultra hard line to full open borders lunacy.

Deport them all NOW and stop ALL immigration, legal and illegal gets 24.4%. Your minority of a minority is about 1/4 of the population.

Deport all illegals and allow only a small number of highly skilled legal immigration to continue gets you 13.8%.

That gives us 38.2% that want to deport all illegals. Yep, that's a real minority.

Now, next step, secure the damn border for real and admit no one else but skilled immigrants and you get another 17%.

You now have a fucking majority that basically agrees with Trumpus Maximus.

How much does Open Borders Uber Alles get you? 4.7%.

The Trump position is the mainstream position. The elite position is the minority of a minority of a minority.

Posted by: publius(not Breibart publius) at September 16, 2015 01:34 PM (dvuhZ)

963 no one can remember the password

-
Palomino



Password or safeword?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:35 PM (cN1tG)

964
Katie Pavlich has a tweet up.

__________

I'd hit it....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 16, 2015 01:35 PM (HSmrB)

965 955 I'm thinking this withholding of a fresh thread is definitely punishment. What did you guys do?
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:33 PM (6xtq3)

ace: "hey gabe, can you throw up a thread around noon for me? I have to go to the groomer to get the knots out of my ewok fur."
gabe: "absolutely. I'm on it" ::rubs hands together::

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 01:35 PM (AkOaV)

966 Obama has invited Ahmed the Clockmaker to the White House

-
I miss the days when the president was on America's side.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (XUKZU)

967 >> no one can remember the password
Palomino


Thought that was the safe word?

Posted by: $6 BILLION lost by STate Dept. under Hillary at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (NOIQH)

968 We should organize - demand better conditions....

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (6xtq3)

969
I think Ahmed and his Daddy and CAIR cooked this whole thing up

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (zOTsN)

970 Trump the candidate is dragging them all, kicking and screaming, to the right on immigration


i like that


My hope is that he can do that with other issues, too.

I'm in a slow-motion Discus battle with a leftard over at Rollcall. com. I go there occasionally to be the first commenter on their lefty agitprop articles (see, it's not just here) to put a burr under their saddle..

Anyway, this one other commenter blasted me and challenged me for a solution to the economy that's been proven to work. I shot back with "deregulation."

Posted by: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (LUgeY)

971 Dang. Was reading through waaay upthread and saw Obsidian Owl.
You still around?

Posted by: teej at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (NqaQ9)

972 He's just 'nice'.

Which apparently has a constituency. I don't get it, but they're there.



Wait until the left rips into him and he gets Cain'd.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (cN1tG)

973 We should organize - demand better conditions....

Collectivism is never the answer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (YEelc)

974 >>Obama has invited Ahmed the Clockmaker to the White House



Please tell me you're joking.
Does TFG have nothing else to do but race bait????????

Posted by: $6 BILLION lost by State Dept. under Hillary at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (NOIQH)

975 940 I don't get the support for Carson.



Someone yesterday referred to him a Dr. Colin Powell.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 01:29 PM (W5DcG)


-------------------


Which is a very good comparison. American Thinker has an article about this today.

Posted by: Soona at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (Fmupd)

976 His positions *in this campaign* are establishment-y or to the left of that, and maybe he'll do something on Obamacare. And he doesn't have any semblance of "Trump, smash" going on. He's just 'nice'.

Which apparently has a constituency. I don't get it, but they're there.

Posted by: Methos


Compassionate Conservative ring a bell?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (JmGFJ)

977 Has this become the content free blog?

Posted by: lurker4ever at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (FVCA4)

978 Holy carp...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (LA7Cm)

979
949 BB Wolf,

That's...kinda gay also.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:31 PM (zyIlW)

Back in the 80's the Navy was going through a 'Total Quality Leadership' phase.... where we had vision statements, and us NCO's were being trained in how Japanese Corporations ran shit...

Really.... really..... dumb...

But anyway.... I was sitting in a 'training session' with a civilian 'facilitator' and she asked "just who are your customers, and just how do you serve them?'

I.... was.... stunned....

She went around the group...

The cook said 'well, my shipmates are my customers and I serve them by cooking eggs every day'....

The Storekeeper said.... 'well... the guys who need the parts are my customers... and I get them the parts'...

Everyone looked at me... 'Well.... my customer? That poor dumb son of a bitch who just ate the missile my ship shot is my customer, and we deliver'....

Needless to say, there is a reason I retired as an E-6.....

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 01:37 PM (qh617)

980

no joke


told him to bring his clock

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 01:38 PM (zOTsN)

981 super

Obama has invited Ahmed the Clockmaker to the White House



All muzzie. All the time.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (cN1tG)

982 LOL BB Wolf!

30 minutes or less!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (zyIlW)

983 no joke

told him to bring his clock


Rock out with your clock out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (YEelc)

984 "Yeah... but don't even get me started on the Navy's 'Force for Good' crap...."

The head of recruiting for the USN admitted that the "Global Force For Good" came out of their focus groups with millennials.

The special snowflakes like the whole see-the-world and wear-spiffy-uniforms stuff, and they like the action-adventure part with submarines and jets and stuff, but the war-and-killing bit? SUCH a buzzkill.

So you see all this stuff in commercials about the Navy delivering humanitarian aid in the Third World.

Going to be a real surprise for the snowflakes once they're haze gray and underway, and they realize that there are people out there in places like the PRC who are intent on the whole war-and-killing bit. Killing _them_ personally with weapons specifically designed for the job.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (noWW6)

985 Commenters unite and stand up to Big Blogging!!!

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (6xtq3)

986 Someone rustle the bag of ewok chow and rattle his bowl tosee if that will get Ace out of bed.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (5vV+V)

987 Last night's Drunk History was in New Orleans.

One story was about Jean Lafitte the pirate. What ruined it for me was that all I could think of was the bar "Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop" in NoLa, which is famous for being a bar without power.

The only problem with this? It has those stupid iced drink machines behind the bar.

So basically, I'm sitting in the dark like a rube drinking stupid expensive beer in the heat.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (F26eZ)

988 I need a sockpuppet manager.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (LUgeY)

989 I miss the days when the president was on America's side.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:36 PM (XUKZU)

Or at least pretended to be.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:40 PM (x3GpS)

990 We shall post on the beaches. We shall post on the landing grounds, we shall post in the fields, and in the streets; we shall post in the hills; we shall never surrender until we reach 1,000.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 16, 2015 01:40 PM (vgIRn)

991 no joke
told him to bring his clock
Posted by: ThunderB


It needs to be cleaned.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 01:40 PM (W5DcG)

992 Obama has invited Ahmed the Clockmaker to the White House



All muzzie. All the time.
Posted by: rickb223
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What about the kid who bit his poptart into the shape of a gun? Or the girl who brought the Hello Kitty bubble blowing gun to class?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 01:40 PM (E5UB0)

993 >>> C'mon now everybody clap their hands so a new thread will be born.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:14 PM (x3GpS)

Not if we can help it...

Posted by: Planned Parenthood, looking to see how much they can sell Fairy Wings and Pixie Dust for at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (hvf9s)

994 In case you've forgotten:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqCFxg2ez44

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (5HBd1)

995 Lots of kids are the victims of hypersensitive liberal fucktard school administrators. IIRC there was a kid who had a knife left in his knapsack by mistake, they went apeshit.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (E5UB0)

996 What about the kid who bit his poptart into the shape of a gun? Or the girl who brought the Hello Kitty bubble blowing gun to class?

-

They're the real terrorists.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (XUKZU)

997
Did Ace ban himself again?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (7OlRf)

998 What about the kid who bit his poptart into the shape of a gun? Or the girl who brought the Hello Kitty bubble blowing gun to class?


What about the airman who stopped a muzzie on a french train?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (cN1tG)

999 1000th

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (LUgeY)

1000 They should have "CO-BLOGGER FOR A DAY" awards for people who make particularly insightful or funny comments.

(unfortunately I would never win)

Posted by: Max Power at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (q177U)

1001 991 no joke
told him to bring his clock
Posted by: ThunderB

Honestly? Oh for f**k sakes...

Posted by: donna at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (hUdMz)

1002 TRANS POWER!!!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (E5UB0)

1003 Shazbot!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (LUgeY)

1004 shit

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (E5UB0)

1005 892 Cruz is still the one as far as I am concerned.

*crosses fingers*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2015 01:21 PM (rwI+c)

He lost me over his H1B stance and the waffling on TPP.

But mostly H1B.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (JOG+K)

1006 From Jawa. ISIS is blocking the flow of the Euphrates. Tabqa Dam.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (wFhm/)

1007 Well at least they won't be having a beer in the Rose Garden.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (x3GpS)

1008 Zuckerberg also invited the little weasel to drop by facebook.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (iQIUe)

1009 Well that was anticlimactic.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (6xtq3)

1010 Klatu Barada Necktie!

*waits for new post to appear*

Posted by: ginaswo at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (qxNrP)

1011 >>Everyone looked at me... 'Well.... my customer? That poor dumb son of a bitch who just ate the missile my ship shot is my customer, and we deliver'....


Heh. Reminds me of when I was working for an international co. in DC - we had people from all over the world working in our office. Some event happened and we were forced to attend a full-day "Diversity Training"....which consisted solely of discussion about black/white relations. All of the foreigners who've had their own cultural sh%t to deal with (South Africans, Irish, Europeans and Africans who have spent years working in Saudi Arabia and Dubai, etc.) scratching their head asking "so when do we get to the "diverse" part of this training?"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (NOIQH)

1012 What about the airman who stopped a muzzie on a french train?

Can't make it, doing DWTS.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (LUgeY)

1013 Going to be a real surprise for the snowflakes once they're haze gray and underway, and they realize that there are people out there in places like the PRC who are intent on the whole war-and-killing bit. Killing _them_ personally with weapons specifically designed for the job.



Posted by: torquewrench at September 16, 2015 01:39 PM (noWW6)


Ah... but the dream is being realized by the Littorals...

Really cool looking, go fast... but can't stay at sea very long, and don't have any weapons to shoot anyone WITH!

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (qh617)

1014 Caitlyn,

Kid by the name of Ahmed building a clock with an alarm that goes off, at a school where there have been "problems" with the muslim population getting all explosive-y...

Skepticism is to be expected.

Also, JEF didn't invite Poptart Boy to the WH.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (zyIlW)

1015 Nood Stats.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 16, 2015 01:43 PM (x3GpS)

1016 Get this, new one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2015 01:44 PM (JmGFJ)

1017 1003 Shazbot!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 01:42 PM (LUgeY)


PWN3D!!!!!!


(Sorry, just hadn't used that in a while.)

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 16, 2015 01:44 PM (vgIRn)

1018 Well at least they won't be having a beer in the Rose Garden.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That

Because no mohammadan ever was a hypocrite.

Posted by: the muslim flying enthusiasts who whooped it up in strip clubs on 9/10 at September 16, 2015 01:44 PM (Spluw)

1019 Clock Kid will head the drive to bring in Muslim "refugees."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 01:44 PM (W5DcG)

1020 Did Ace ban himself again?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2015 01:41 PM (7OlRf)


It's happened before

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 01:45 PM (DUoqb)

1021 Unless Ahmed (sp?) the clock maker is a African American, I don't think you can call it "race baiting" as Muslims aren't a race, but it is whatever equivalent "religion baiting" is. I wouldn't be surprised if the day he leaves office, Barack Hussein Obama doesn't hoist an Muslim flag above the WH and say "Allahu Akbhar" as he leaves on Air Force One.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2015 01:45 PM (dKQ1C)

1022 This thread is like that movie "Room" at the Toronto film festival. Or something.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2015 01:46 PM (o1VYc)

1023 Navy... Global Force for Good... Why the hell wasn't that laughed out of the meeting and the idiot that presented the powerpoint to brass advocating the new slogan depantsed right there and ridiculed? ( and bar to reenlist )

Posted by: Yip at September 16, 2015 01:47 PM (e7T6D)

1024 Barky talks economics:

"There's not a country out there, including China, that wouldn't look at us with envy right now," Obama told members of the Business Roundtable in Washington. "Our problem is not that China will out negotiate us or [Russian President Vladimir] Putin will out-strategize us. Anybody take a look at the Russian economy lately? That's not our problem. Our problem is us, typically."

Barky, I agree. The problem is you and your administration.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 16, 2015 01:48 PM (XUKZU)

1025 So my millenials coworkers have a regular thing where they announce they have become parents and email around pictures of some non-homo sapien creature.

I spend the rest of the day typing and deleting really witty responses, most of which would get me fired instantly and some of which would get me barred from church as well.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2015 01:49 PM (CiefO)

1026 What amazes me about the HQ. We fuss and fight, but we generally get along and some days even find a point worth discussing.



This rare on the intertubes. We should all take a bow,



Now get the fvck off my lawn.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 16, 2015 01:49 PM (jJRIy)

1027 'Star Trek: Voyager' Actress Arrested for Allegedly Flashing Children

I think you've got the quotes around the wrong words there.

Here...
Star Trek: Vorager "Actress"...

Posted by: GMan at September 16, 2015 01:49 PM (sxq57)

1028 White House Invites Transvestite, Pro-Abortion Nun, Gay Bishop to Greet Pope

Breitbrart

Sigh. What a fucked up world we now live in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 01:50 PM (DUoqb)

1029 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2015 01:45 PM (DUoqb)


Belated Happy New Year. Thought about you last night at the Palm while eating my kosher five pound lobster,


ha ha,

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 16, 2015 01:51 PM (jJRIy)

1030 1023 Navy... Global Force for Good... Why the hell wasn't that laughed out of the meeting and the idiot that presented the powerpoint to brass advocating the new slogan depantsed right there and ridiculed? ( and bar to reenlist )
Posted by: Yip at September 16, 2015 01:47 PM (e7T6D)

-----------------

Why? Because that is the military we have today. Hell, new recruits are busy right now in "diversity" training learning the joys of homo sex.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2015 01:51 PM (LXJ1e)

1031 Obama has invited Ahmed the Clockmaker to the White House



All muzzie. All the time.
Posted by: rickb223
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What about the kid who bit his poptart into the shape of a gun? Or the girl who brought the Hello Kitty bubble blowing gun to class?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 16, 2015 01:40 PM (E5UB0)




How about the families of the cops who have been murdered?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 01:52 PM (493sH)

1032 Nood

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 16, 2015 01:52 PM (jJRIy)

1033 Yikes. Someone should check on him. Poke him Posted by: mynewhandle


I think he usually has to pay someone to do that.

Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2015 01:53 PM (2oWD2)

1034
The people who are feeling ignored and are now filled with hope because some rich loudmouth mirrors their thoughts are people who are just to lazy or apathetic to read the conservative media.

Yes. And, there are ashit ton of people who are too lazy or apathetic to etc. etc. etc. Human nature and all.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2015 02:04 PM (5vV+V)

1035 test &ne

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 12:00 AM (9mTYi)

1036 Test again ≠

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 12:01 AM (9mTYi)

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