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Morning Thread (9-14-2015)
Obama's Justice Department: "Serious You Guys, would Hillary Clinton lie to you?"
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Baldy at September 14, 2015 05:52 AM (sEXjW)
Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, September 14, 2015. On this day in 1814 the poem Defence of Fort McHenry was written by Francis Scott Key. The poem was later used as the lyrics of The Star-Spangled Banner.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 05:53 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 05:55 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: MTF at September 14, 2015 05:57 AM (TxJGV)
After Iran deal, Obama struggles to gain Israel's trust
Hell most Americans don't trust the SOB, why should Israel?
http://fxn.ws/1Mmd78Y
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 05:57 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: MTF at September 14, 2015 06:00 AM (zcT9k)
Trooper Ponder was transported via ambulance to the Caldwell Medical
Center in Princeton, KY where he succumbed to his injuries at 11:41
P.M. CST.
Posted by: Baldy at September 14, 2015 06:00 AM (sEXjW)
http://dailym.ai/1gjKlaH
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 06:00 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Baldy at September 14, 2015 06:01 AM (sEXjW)
Posted by: Baldy at September 14, 2015 06:02 AM (sEXjW)
http://nyti.ms/1J79hJu
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 06:04 AM (t2KH5)
http://bit.ly/1KNkQg9
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 06:10 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Baldy at September 14, 2015 06:11 AM (sEXjW)
http://bit.ly/1glAK31
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 06:14 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Baldy at September 14, 2015 06:15 AM (sEXjW)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 06:16 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 06:17 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 06:18 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 06:20 AM (t2KH5)
I think I know this one.
This is where women must cover their faces, and not leave home without a male family member with them, right?
And the gay rights people are gonna be pissed about death by wall crush upon conviction/suspicion of being gay.
But hey....international law is what it is.
And who are we to judge, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 06:20 AM (VPLuQ)
http://dailym.ai/1gjKlaH
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 06:00 AM (t2KH5)
Well, that was quick.
Something tells me that all the popularity of this in Germany wasn't real, and the Germans were actually pissed off.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 06:20 AM (uIjaD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 06:24 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 06:26 AM (iQIUe)
Munich (or Bavarian?) police were taking extra precautions, anticipating cultural clash at Octoberfest.
Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2015 06:27 AM (2iV3X)
Let me think about that one for a minute.
Posted by: Obama's EO signing pen at September 14, 2015 06:27 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 06:27 AM (iQIUe)
Chicago: 2 dead 15 shot
Baltimore: 1 dead
Local paper this morning blames "all this violence is caused by racism!"
LA Times: Raise in black on black violence, need more jobs, programs, money.
and the beat goes on!
Posted by: Colin at September 14, 2015 06:28 AM (eoM8x)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 14, 2015 06:28 AM (j2xmV)
We made it to Munich for Oktoberfest twice in years gone by.
Yeh, I can see that one going badly.
No....very badly.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 06:29 AM (VPLuQ)
Gay marriage? Through the courts, silly.
Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2015 06:29 AM (2iV3X)
The first rule of jury nullification is we don't talk about jury nullification.
Morning, Glories!
Posted by: mindful webworker - unique life form at September 14, 2015 06:30 AM (YxTUV)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 14, 2015 06:31 AM (u82oZ)
Remember, it's "If she floats, she's not a Witch, like we thought"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 06:33 AM (VPLuQ)
Gay marriage? Through the courts, silly.
Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2015 06:29 AM (2iV3X)
But we must obey the ruling, because it's the law! The Supreme Court makes laws!
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 06:33 AM (uIjaD)
I'm not up alone in the early hours. Milady has been requested by the
State to join in some kind of ceremony involving passing judgment on her
fellow citizens so she's up earlier than usual.
The first rule of jury nullification is we don't talk about jury nullification.
Morning, Glories!
Posted by: mindful webworker - unique life form at September 14, 2015 06:30 AM (YxTUV)
If she is going to federal court she will have to sign a statement that she will rule in accordance with the written law and will not do "nullification". Then if they don't like her ruling they can go for false swearing. Some States also do this.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 06:34 AM (t2KH5)
No....very badly.
Germans seem pretty cowed these days, but if you try to take away their gemütlichkeit, look out.
Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2015 06:34 AM (2iV3X)
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I find it's helpful to sit quietly mouthing the phrase "guilty...guilty...guilty" as voir dire starts. Also, before actual questioning begins, ask if the state still uses the death sentence and may juries impose it in traffic offenses?
Posted by: MTF at September 14, 2015 06:39 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2015 06:40 AM (2iV3X)
Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 06:40 AM (cbfNE)
He's not the only Supreme that feels that way. Ginsburg has cited foreign law in her rulings.
We fight a war for independence and these idiots cite some foreign law in their rulings. Do we not have a Constitution? Cite the Constitution in your rulings! We should not give a damn what some other country says.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 14, 2015 06:41 AM (j2xmV)
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But no worries! This "false swearing" stuff doesn't apply to Democrats!
Posted by: King Barkamus Maximus at September 14, 2015 06:42 AM (TxJGV)
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You could ask me if I was still alive.
Ted Kennedy
Posted by: WOPR at September 14, 2015 06:44 AM (nRvEn)
And recall we had one jerk who quoted "Scottish Law".
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 06:45 AM (t2KH5)
sign a statement that she will rule in accordance with the written law
and will not do "nullification". Then if they don't like her ruling they
can go for false swearing. Some States also do this.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 06:34 AM
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Well in that case:
*commits First Rule to memory*
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 06:45 AM (JYYCD)
I've passed that along.
But, wait a minnit. I thought witches floated and if she drowns it means she's innocent.
=
Vic - well, it's really County, not Federal. I don't think they don't make you sign away your will and morals at the door. Yet.
=
A watched coffee pot takes forever to brew.
-Book of Morons 5:50
Posted by: mindful webworker - unique life form at September 14, 2015 06:47 AM (YxTUV)
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 06:47 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 06:49 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 06:34 AM (t2KH5)
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You honor, I just don't think the state made their case.
or
The intent of the law does not apply to this person per the reasoning of SCOTUS.
Posted by: WOPR at September 14, 2015 06:49 AM (nRvEn)
Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 06:50 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 06:47 AM
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So is it Italian or French?
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 06:51 AM (JYYCD)
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 06:47 AM
Have you thought about smuggling in an illegal or refugee coffee maker?
Posted by: WOPR at September 14, 2015 06:53 AM (nRvEn)
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 06:55 AM (TxJGV)
And who are we to judge, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
No, they'll be all enlightened and shit. Really!! It will be totes different this time!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2015 06:56 AM (xlNgJ)
More good suggestions I've passed along.
Last time I was voir dire'd, it was a medical malpractice case. They asked me what I thought about such things, and I rambled on about hot coffee spills and things like taking any case on its own merits, and otherwise showed I have thoughts and opinions.
Of course they booted me.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what, me judge? at September 14, 2015 06:56 AM (YxTUV)
Okay, Reasons of State and all that. But you shut your whore mouth about the Zimmermann Telegram.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2015 06:59 AM (xq1UY)
to scanner urn in nik. Apparently (according to another site) have his
name picture. He had his phone with him, may still have. Had made at
least one call, didn't talk, but connected. Police have told everyone in
the area to stay inside.
.
.
.They caught him. Alive if the news reports are correct.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 14, 2015 06:59 AM (iONHu)
Why does the MSM refuse to report this readily apparent fact?
It looks more like an invasion force to me.
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at September 14, 2015 07:00 AM (sJuKe)
Posted by: Baldy at September 14, 2015 07:00 AM (sEXjW)
DAY 1,042
421 to go (494 to Inauguration Day 2017)
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:00 AM (St6BJ)
...........
Thanks Vic, you just saved me a huge ass chewing. I do the books for my husbands business and would have totally forgot. Just got back from a little vacay and that was the last thing on my mind.
Posted by: Molly k at September 14, 2015 07:00 AM (zS+qK)
It spills coffee everywhere, and tons of coffee grounds make it into the pot. And the resulting coffee ends up being too weak.
Ugh.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 07:01 AM (2XMpf)
God bless and protect the state of Israel!
If the US government were in place when God called Moses, the conversion would have gone something like this, God said, "Moses, I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is that you are going to lead my people out of Egypt, and you are going to have to part the Red Sea to do it."
"What's the bad news?," Moses asked.
"You will have to fill out all the environmental impact studies before leaving."
Quoted it "Holy Humor" by Cal and Rose Samra
Yes, the joke would have been more appropriate for Passover, but you get what you get. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 07:01 AM (dKQ1C)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 14, 2015 07:02 AM (jN+3o)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 07:02 AM (2XMpf)
On this day, September 14th, 1999, a nuclear waste dump near Moon Base Alpha went super-critical, and the resulting explosion blasted the moon out of Earth's orbit, sending it off into space . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:02 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 07:05 AM (dKQ1C)
You have actually tapped into one of the ways I debate liberals. Use their own arguments and positions against them.
"You're right. US law is evil and unjust. We should adopt Saudi and Iranian law. No more voting rights for women."
"But, but, I meant we should use E.U. law!"
"Oh, so you think Europeans are superior to middle easterners. You are a racist!"
"But, but . . ."
Heads explode.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:05 AM (St6BJ)
Has Germany changed that much in the pass 20 years, I doubt it.
Posted by: Colin at September 14, 2015 07:06 AM (eoM8x)
Why are 99%+ of the refugees male looking and look like they're between the age of 17-40 years old?
Why does the MSM refuse to report this readily apparent fact?
It looks more like an invasion force to me.
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at September 14, 2015 07:00 AM (sJuKe)
Fox Internet has reported it and said they are coming for the liberal welfare benefits in Germany. And if Obama gets his way they will come here and get asylum from Obama which qualifies them for welfare.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 07:06 AM (t2KH5)
BTW, Today's picture for Bing has a bluebird which looks like it's wearing a yamulkah. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 07:05 AM (dKQ1C)
Well, you've heard of the bluebird of happiness?
That's the bluebird of guilt
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 07:06 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 07:02 AM (2XMpf)
..............
Doing well and hope the same for yourself!
Posted by: Molly k at September 14, 2015 07:08 AM (zS+qK)
NBA great Moses Malone found dead at his hotel room. Never showed up to a celebrity golf tourney.
60 years old.
RIP
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:08 AM (St6BJ)
-Adam Withnall, Independent UK
http://ind.pn/1QzXGZI
c/o Blazing Cat Fur http://bit.ly/1K98hGl
Okay, then...
...at the risk of sounding callous toward all those moderate muslims who speak out so often and so strongly against radical violence of their sect...
...moar blessings, please?
Posted by: mindful webworker - denounces m'se'f at September 14, 2015 07:09 AM (YxTUV)
"Slow ass drip." Oh, my! At our house, I always argue that if you're in too much of a hurry for Melitta, you're in too much of a hurry, period. So far I have been losing that argument, even when I'm the fire-watch volunteer.
When those automatics go off, they wake up the whole house. I thought the old Braun choppers were loud, but jayzus. Pray you're not in the middle of a baddish dream when that sound surrounds you, or you're in for an aural hallucination.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2015 07:09 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2015 07:10 AM (xlNgJ)
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at September 14, 2015 07:10 AM (htXhe)
I'd consider that almost at the level of repealing the 17th Amendment as a move toward restoring the original balance of our system.
The government is the biggest special interest in the country. It protects its own interests, and unionized bureaucrats function as a self-serving organism (see Lerner, Lois and all the other little Hitlers that make strikes against the rights of the people to protect their power and funding).
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 14, 2015 07:10 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2015 07:11 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 07:11 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 07:05 AM (dKQ1C)
Or Friar Tuck. The darker patch could be the skin.
Hag S'meach to the Tribe and all of you on this Rosh Hashana 5776.
May the Lord bless you all and inscribe you into the Book of Life. And may the Angel of Death appear in the skies over Iran.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:12 AM (St6BJ)
Remember when is was widely bruited about on this blog how safe being a policeman was, statistically? I think I recall one moron saying that he would be happy for police work to be a pretty dangerous profession and that they should get rid of body armor.
I think I worry more about my brother now than I did when he was in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 14, 2015 07:12 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 14, 2015 07:15 AM (jN+3o)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 07:16 AM (t2KH5)
http://bit.ly/1KNkQg9
The bands of heavier proportion in the West (Idaho to NM & the Dakotas) might be somewhat from the lower population density there, but it seems strange to be populating those areas with refugees when Agenda 21 is busily trying to empty those same wide open spaces....
Oklahoma could be a shade darker pink for my tastes.
Which is not a statement I'd think of making, normally.
Posted by: mindful webworker - denounces m'se'f at September 14, 2015 07:16 AM (YxTUV)
It spills coffee everywhere, and tons of coffee grounds make it into the pot. And the resulting coffee ends up being too weak.
Ugh.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 07:01 AM
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FYI: I left my comments on Keurig on the ONT after you mentioned it.
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 07:16 AM (JYYCD)
Walker's moves are great and if he were President he might be the one to actually be able to pull it off.
But he announced his candidacy way too late, IMHO and then Trump has stolen all the oxygen.
Too bad. He was among the ones I support. I was anticipating and praying for a Cruz/Walker ticket.
Oh well, it's his own damn fault for not announcing sooner, Trump or no Trump.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:17 AM (St6BJ)
dump near Moon Base Alpha went super-critical, and the resulting
explosion blasted the moon out of Earth's orbit, sending it off into
space . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:02 AM
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Sweet
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 07:19 AM (JYYCD)
*In breakout session 100, "How to choose an affordable but effective pressure cooker."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2015 07:21 AM (5buP8)
I think Walker's been sabotaged by the consultant class. His whole campaign's been so limp and unlike his previous character as a governor that it's just... well, completely forgettable.
You don't win the Presidency without taking risks, and he's been playing it safe since he started.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 14, 2015 07:22 AM (J+mig)
I heartily approve. But what will the impact be on LIVs?
Hard to tell if this is just pandering or if he is trying to stay within his comfort zone.
My prediction? (Assuming an (R) win)
Secretary of Labor.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 07:22 AM (0dcbp)
dump near Moon Base Alpha went super-critical, and the resulting
explosion blasted the moon out of Earth's orbit, sending it off into
space . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:02 AM
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My nephew still has my old Eagle spaceship somewhere. It's incomplete, though. The little detachable containers kept turning up in Mac's (our Black Lab) poop.
Never found them all...
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 07:23 AM (JYYCD)
Replace it.
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 07:23 AM (2Ocf1)
And Sweden.
http://is.gd/8tz1nb
Anyone who believes those fucks at Calais vandalizing shit to get through the Chunnel are 'refugees who just want a safe place' should have "Too Stupid To Live" tattooed on their foreheads as a warning.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 14, 2015 07:24 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 14, 2015 07:24 AM (rHXGG)
(Oh, shit, are we still allowed to type 'fuck'? I've been away a few days.)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 14, 2015 07:24 AM
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Fuck if I know.
I think as long as it doesn't have a "you" or "your mother" after it you're ok.
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 07:26 AM (JYYCD)
dump near Moon Base Alpha went super-critical, and the resulting
explosion blasted the moon out of Earth's orbit, sending it off into
space . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:02 AM
Talk about ripe for a reboot! *
Of course Commander Koenig would have to be ghey married to Tony and the shapeshifter alien (played by Whatever Jenner) would change sexes at will and have sex with everybody.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 07:27 AM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2015 07:27 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 14, 2015 07:29 AM (7RXcs)
The best cup of coffee, for me, comes from using one of those single-cup brewers.. I can make enough for my travel mug..
http://tinyurl.com/8xzejwl
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2015 07:30 AM (UpGcq)
With Hillary, it's more will she ever tell the truth?
As to grinding coffee -- forget it. There is no noticeable taste improvement and it delays the drinking of it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 07:30 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: V the K at September 14, 2015 07:31 AM (O7MnT)
Thanks for the hook to hang this on:
News for Morons
An historian believes he may have found the earliest recorded use of the word "fuck" in the English language where its meaning carries a clear sexual connotation, hidden within court records from 1310, concerning a man named Roger Fuckebythenavele.
(Note: I substituted "uck" for "***" in that quote.)
-Loulla-Mae Eleftheriou-Smith
(no I am not making that name up)
Independent, UK
http://bit.ly/first-f
c/o BlazingCatFur http://bit.ly/1J7hrBv
http://bit.ly/first-f
Posted by: mindful webworker - denounces m'se'f at September 14, 2015 07:31 AM (YxTUV)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 14, 2015 07:31 AM (9jeGC)
My Hebrew is a little rusty but...
Heeckck chhhhthhhh hkkcckk !
Happy Roshashana (New Year) to all our Jewish friends!
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 14, 2015 07:31 AM (E+ZXg)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 07:35 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 07:38 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 14, 2015 07:39 AM (PFy0L)
That's sort of the negative side of Trump; he suppresses some of the better candidates along with the Tom Donohue's stooges.
But sabotage by phony "advisers" is a distinct possibility, since that job description applies to people who live on K Street.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:39 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 07:39 AM (iQIUe)
You can taste the difference.
Well, I can.
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 07:40 AM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 14, 2015 07:41 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 07:41 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 14, 2015 07:39 AM (PFy0L)
They are completely controlled by the Farsi Ferret, aka Val-Jar-Jar, aka Commie Cunt.
This is all political gamesmanship by SCOAMF. Those two camps are mortal enemies. He fears that she will somehow undo his legacy and she is bitter about his stealing her inevitable coronation in '08.
Each has dirt on the other. Which one will go nuclear first is anyone's guess.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:43 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 07:43 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 14, 2015 07:12 AM (bZ7mE) - I think before the last year or so, it certainly SEEMS more dangerous now. Not sure if that is my bias or not.
Posted by: Baldy at September 14, 2015 07:43 AM (sEXjW)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 14, 2015 07:43 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
This Keurig thing has been makingmenutso.
OK.
You have 3 settings - large, medium and small. More water to less water.
There is absolutely no correlation (that I could find) between coffee pod and setting.
Is the idea that if you use one pod on the small setting that the coffee is stronger?
Do you get more coffee out of the pod if you run more water through it?
I have taken to using one pod (because they are so stupid expensive) and run it through on the 'large' setting then re-run it on the 'small' setting. I get a larger cup of coffee and imagine that I am getting over on the Scandi-Coffee-Industrial Complex.
Small victories.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 07:44 AM (0dcbp)
a hard time thinking the FBI, or the DOJ in general, is going to
sacrifice itself for Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 14, 2015 07:39 AM (PFy0L)
I would be even more stunned if they actually did their jobs and didn't act like political hacks
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2015 07:44 AM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 07:43 AM (iQIUe
I've heard tell it's used as an enema.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:44 AM (St6BJ)
Suspect in custody w/multiple gunshot wounds to the chest. "He was also Tazed to get the gun off of him".
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 07:45 AM (JYYCD)
The best way to consume coffee wd be if you could snort it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 07:43 AM (iQIUe)
Well you *can*...
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 07:45 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 07:45 AM (JYYCD)
Farewell daywalkers!
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2015 07:45 AM (xlNgJ)
I used to grind & brew in the a.m., but with two in elementary school I needed to streamline morning processes. So I buy ground coffee, which is sacrilege in coffee-snob land.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 14, 2015 07:46 AM (7RXcs)
For only the second time in my decades here, I'm thinking about changing my nic. Oh hell, I think I'll just change my real name.
So, by Early Middle English rules, is that pronounced "navelli"?
Cholmondeley = Chumley.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2015 07:47 AM (xq1UY)
Yes. Same here. I am a recovering java junkie and trying to cut back on caffeine consumption ( for specific health reasons). Keurig seems to fit the bill, but I need to see the math on the mix ratios.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 07:47 AM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 06:24 AM (iQIUe)"
I have come to the conclusion that "Democracy" is a scam. Politicians use it to get themselves elected, by promising free shit. But once they are in power, they do anything they please without the slightest concern about what the people want.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 14, 2015 07:47 AM (1ijHg)
you are so cute
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 14, 2015 07:48 AM (j2xmV)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 07:41 AM
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You're welcome amigo.
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 07:48 AM (JYYCD)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 14, 2015 07:48 AM (9jeGC)
Then again, if they go (or when they go) we are potentially not far behind. I also feel bad for the innocent people who are suffering under the rot of socialism and now this.
What a fucked up world.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:49 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 14, 2015 07:49 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 07:50 AM (LXJ1e)
For only the second time in my decades here, I'm thinking about changing my nic. Oh hell, I think I'll just change my real name.
So, by Early Middle English rules, is that pronounced "navelli"?
Cholmondeley = Chumley.
I know Old English a lot better than Middle, but I'll give it a shot:
Foo-keh-bih-theh-nah-vel-leh
Probably all wrong...
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 14, 2015 07:50 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: V the K at September 14, 2015 07:50 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 14, 2015 07:49 AM
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Caffe Vita
http://www.caffevita.com/coffee
Caffe del Sol...and several others
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 07:52 AM (JYYCD)
As for coffee, it's tough to beat a French press.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 14, 2015 07:52 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 07:50 AM (LXJ1e)
I hit that note earlier. He announced his candidacy way too late and was basically silent about an agenda. Had he been in earlier, made a splash about this and kept it up. he might be a lot higher in the polls, Trump notwithstanding.
Too bad. Overall, Walker is a good guy, a good executive and would have made a good prexy, IMHO.
Oh well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:52 AM (St6BJ)
Cholmondeley = Chumley.
I know Old English a lot better than Middle, but I'll give it a shot:
Foo-keh-bih-theh-nah-vel-leh
Probably all wrong...
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 14, 2015 07:50 AM (bZ7mE)
Sounds Yiddish.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 07:52 AM (FGIR8)
Walker will eliminate Federal employee unions. He's coming out with that
now? I assumed when he announced that this particular policy would be
the centerpiece of his campaign considering what he did in Wisconsin.
Exactly. Was this supposed to be some sort of "news"?
Kind of like Ben Carson announcing that he is in favor of defeating cancer and incentivizing the science of neurosurgery.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 07:53 AM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 07:53 AM (TxJGV)
"As I understand it, the Prosecutor has a professional ethic that prevents him or her from knowingly prosecuting and innocent person. The Defense Attorney has no such ethic preventing him or her from knowingly defending a guilty person. Therefore, I tend to give greater credibility to the Prosecution's words than those of the Defense."
Your honor, please thank and excuse Juror number 7.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 14, 2015 07:53 AM (1ijHg)
It makes "carafe" size loads, in addition to the pods. Carafe allows me to fill up my go mug (20 ounces), and have one good size cup in the morn.
Single serving pods work fine enough, but the largest setting is 8 ounces. If I use stronger coffee, it makes a decent cup, but it fills only half a mug. So... multiple runs.
How is the coffee?
Depends on the pod used. I would suggest NOT buying anything with a name like Starbucks or Folgers on it. Different brands, different outcomes.
Biggest problem for the carafe settings is the lack of variety. Right now there are few of the carafe pods that are good enough to buy regularly, especially the ones that are branded by Keurig (Green Mountain, Tulley's).
All in all, much better than drip brewers.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2015 07:53 AM (Dj0WE)
So, why is the shooter still alive?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 07:54 AM (iQIUe)
Too bad. Overall, Walker is a good guy, a good executive and would have made a good prexy, IMHO.
Oh well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:52 AM (St6BJ)
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Vote one hasn't been counted yet, there is still time. He is one of the few, that if he did get the nomination, I'd vote for him, dependent upon his amnesty position.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 07:54 AM (LXJ1e)
Why are 99%+ of the refugees male looking and look like they're between the age of 17-40 years old?
Why does the MSM refuse to report this readily apparent fact?
It looks more like an invasion force to me.
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at September 14, 2015 07:00 AM (sJuKe)"
That suggests to me a potential solution to this issue. Germany can use the Titanic Rule i.e. Women and Children First, to salve their feelings and then admit any military age men who will join the German Foreign Legion where they will serve for five years in a military unit with German officers and NCOs that will fight in places where Germany does not feel it is worth the lives of German soldiers, fighting ISIS in Syria for example. After an honorable discharge, they can be admitted. Any men who do not wish to enlist are given a quick bus ride to the border.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 14, 2015 07:55 AM (QHgTq)
If called for jury duty I would say I can only serve if i have a break every 20 minutes so I can pee or lay down due to my back pain.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 07:56 AM (iQIUe)
I have taken to using one pod (because they are so stupid expensive) and run it through on the 'large' setting then re-run it on the 'small' setting. I get a larger cup of coffee and imagine that I am getting over on the Scandi-Coffee-Industrial Complex.
Small victories.
Posted by: Mortimer
..............
I fill my own pods.. but some Keurig makers don't allow that.
But it doesn't matter. When you brew anything larger than the small cup size, you will notice the brew coming out will be almost clear near the end. You have used up all the coffee can give after the small cup size.. it's simply a limitation of the pod size.
If you like a bold cup of coffee, you gotta brew 2 small pods for a mug. And, for me, that is simply too expensive if buying pods and kinda defeats the purpose of "simplicity".
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2015 07:57 AM (UpGcq)
Re refugees: About 12% are women and 13% children.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 07:58 AM (iQIUe)
It will get very dirty and needs regular cleaning. I will not use the one at my workplace because you can set it just to do hot water and you can see chunks of stuff floating in the water.
Also I'm a tea drinker and though there are Keurig tea pods, the coffee taste overpowers the tea.
My wife does a cleaning of our home Keurig about once month.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 07:58 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 07:54 AM
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For the moment. Gunshot wounds to the chest + a good tazing isn't a real solid health program.
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 07:59 AM (JYYCD)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 07:59 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 07:54 AM (LXJ1e)
I guess you're right, and he is scrambling to adjust. I was hoping for Cruz/Walker or Walker/Cruz but those possibilities seem very, very remote as of right now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 08:00 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 08:00 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 08:00 AM (2XMpf)
Walker will eliminate Federal employee unions. He's coming out with that
now? I assumed when he announced that this particular policy would be
the centerpiece of his campaign considering what he did in Wisconsin.
.
.
.
.Won't work. Bush and Cheney tried to do that in 2004 with the National Security Personnel Service changes to Federal employees in DOD. It got shut down by Democrats in 2008.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 14, 2015 08:03 AM (iONHu)
Face it, if you don't have a Chemex on a lab ring-stand, you don't really like coffee.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2015 08:03 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 14, 2015 08:03 AM (zyIlW)
I would recommend the President simply fire anyone in the FBI or DOJ who refuses to acknowledge this simple fact.
Posted by: Zombie Robert Bork at September 14, 2015 08:04 AM (D0NZx)
If you want the best coffee maker on the market, try the Jura Impressa C-60. I have the older (now unavailable) model and I've been impressed on how the service is.
In 8 years, we have sent the machine back twice for minor items, and each time they totally rebuild it like new. First time was about $80 charge, second time for free.
Best coffee, no hassle.
Now, if I could just fix this fucking ice maker...
Posted by: jwest at September 14, 2015 08:04 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 14, 2015 08:04 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 08:05 AM (JYYCD)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 14, 2015 08:06 AM (DfCQN)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 14, 2015 08:03 AM (iONHu)
It'd work if the Repubs actually had some balls. The Dems have gone nuclear to achieve their goals.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 08:06 AM (LXJ1e)
It does pretty well with tea too. But anything larger than a medium cup of coffee and I'm disappointed with it.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 14, 2015 08:06 AM (PFy0L)
Lots of people don't think about how much of WWI happened outside Europe.
Africa, too. Germany used your approach on several continents. Almost worked.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2015 08:06 AM (xq1UY)
That's all I can find. He's conservative, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 08:06 AM (iQIUe)
https://tinyurl.com/oy9nhkj
It discusses the affinity the totalitarian left and Islam have for each other. It's a difficult slog, but it's an important article. Much of the theology and philosophy was over my head. I had to keep taking breaks and pick it up again later. But I got through it and am looking forward to Part 2.
Fenelon, I think this might be right in your wheelhouse. Check it out.
Posted by: rickl at September 14, 2015 08:07 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Irony at September 14, 2015 08:07 AM (q4JBR)
http://on.wsj.com/1iaBV6B
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 08:08 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: mindful webworker - denounces m'se'f ag'in at September 14, 2015 08:08 AM (YxTUV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 08:09 AM (7IaDA)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 14, 2015 08:09 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 08:10 AM (t2KH5)
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Here's an idea: no one pay for greenhouse anything.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 08:10 AM (iQIUe)
http://bit.ly/1UM5wzR
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 08:10 AM (TxJGV)
Maybe I will not get the Keurig after all, would have a hard time fitting it into this month's budget anyway
Well talk to ya later, off to work now
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 08:11 AM (2XMpf)
I know. We always vote before impose change on you.
Posted by: Chief Just-Us John Roberts at September 14, 2015 08:12 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Irony at September 14, 2015 08:13 AM (q4JBR)
Also, in case you missed it, the majority of illegals in this country
are receiving welfare transfer payments form the government. "That's
not possible!, says Moo Moo and others. Well, then the impossible has
become possible under the Progressives.
http://bit.ly/1UM5wzR
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 08:10 AM (TxJGV)
We covered that last week. Technically they can not get federal welfare. So what they do is file on behalf of their anchor baby and the baby gets it.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 08:13 AM (t2KH5)
http://bit.ly/1UM5wzR
"Restrictions on new legal immigrants' access to welfare have not
prevented them from accessing programs at high rates because
restrictions often apply to only a modest share of immigrants at any one
time," states the report. "Some programs are not restricted, there are
numerous exceptions and exemptions, and some provisions are entirely
unenforced. Equally important, immigrants, including those illegally in
the country, can receive welfare on behalf of their U.S. -born children."
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 08:14 AM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 08:15 AM (t2KH5)
The printed version of Golden Isis is now available for purchase also.
https://www.createspace.com/5705570
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 08:16 AM (7IaDA)
prevented them from accessing programs at high rates because
restrictions often apply to only a modest share of immigrants at any one
time," states the report. "Some programs are not restricted, there are
numerous exceptions and exemptions, and some provisions are entirely
unenforced. Equally important, immigrants, including those illegally in
the country, can receive welfare on behalf of their U.S. -born children."
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Since the Federal government doesn't follow it own rules and regulations, other than the fact I could be jailed or they could put a bullet in my head, why should I follow the Federal law?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 08:16 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 08:17 AM (t2KH5)
I'm sure they're all totally honest about their status when they apply with their faked documents.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 14, 2015 08:17 AM (rHXGG)
In 1947, Corbyn's father patented an electric vibrator.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 08:17 AM (iQIUe)
http://bloom.bg/1LchbqS
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 08:19 AM (TxJGV)
IRS defends paying refunds to illegals who never filed taxeshttp://tinyurl.com/p9ma6ew
Fundamental transformation.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 08:19 AM (0dcbp)
Passing as I typically do every morning the crowds of orthodox jews going about their business while listening to some political speaker proffering an apology to the citizens of 2030 amidst the irradiated wreckage of the world in result of this Iranian fiasco, I thought: "5776, hunh? That's a half-life."
And then the real toll and tragedy cemented itself in my mind.
Posted by: Bigby's Clasped Hands at September 14, 2015 08:19 AM (3ZtZW)
If, in fact, Shrillary's pantsuits are shrinking, at what point do they become yoga pants (and how do we protect our eyes)?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2015 08:22 AM (BK3ZS)
Have you ever seen an illegals pay-check stub? They take like 20 dependents. Nothing is held out.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 14, 2015 08:23 AM (jN+3o)
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 08:24 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 08:24 AM (7IaDA)
*hands Krebs an ice pick*
Not exactly protection but it should do, should you ever see such a sight.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 14, 2015 08:25 AM (zyIlW)
It spills coffee everywhere, and tons of coffee grounds make it into the pot. And the resulting coffee ends up being too weak.
Ugh.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 07:01 AM
After cleaning MOUSE TURDS out of my automatic drip one day, I bought a stove-top percolator and adopted a kitteh.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 14, 2015 08:28 AM (DfCQN)
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 08:28 AM (TxJGV)
Prayers for the nine year old who was wounded during one particularly zealous celebration.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 08:28 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Baldy at September 14, 2015 08:28 AM (sEXjW)
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 08:29 AM (JYYCD)
http://www.bijin-snap.com/2015/08/25/no-1457/
Hopefully an antidote/anodyne for any bad images conjured of Hillary!
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 08:29 AM (7IaDA)
illegals who never filed.
Have you ever seen an illegals pay-check stub? They take like 20 dependents. Nothing is held out.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis
Not to mention false name, false SSN, false DOB, false address...
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 08:30 AM (0dcbp)
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 08:32 AM (JYYCD)
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 14, 2015 08:33 AM (JYYCD)
It's all still in the sack.
Love him like a bro but he should know me better.
Not fancy about anything.
Posted by: teej who wants a lab puppy at September 14, 2015 08:33 AM (NqaQ9)
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 08:33 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Jean at September 14, 2015 08:36 AM (ztOda)
And then the parents of the 5 yr old whose name they used have to prove that it was not their kid who had the job.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 14, 2015 08:37 AM (FIrEF)
We could all get in a cyrkle and kick it around a bit.
Posted by: teej who wants a lab puppy at September 05, 2015 08:28 AM
Cyrkle! Ha! I get it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - reeallly slow on the uptake at September 14, 2015 08:42 AM (YxTUV)
To be honest, its their third of the village.
Posted by: Jean at September 14, 2015 08:42 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Mrs. Roger Fuckebythenavele at September 14, 2015 08:44 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 14, 2015 07:52 AM (yxw0r)
--
I've been using a French Press since Christmas. It's big so I can brew 2 mugs at one go.
I am not picky about grinding fresh - I just grind a few days worth at a time and store it in a glass jar.
I like that it saves me money too - I can buy coffee beans when they go on sale. As long as it's dark roast its ok. But not Starbucks coz that's burnt. 8 O'clock Italian is my standby.
At first washing the press was a chore but I'm used to it now.
Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 08:44 AM (cbfNE)
The liquid coffee concentrate you can buy now is pretty good. Use it in a 50/50 mix instead of powdered instant coffee, which would gag any actual coffee drinker.
Posted by: jwest at September 14, 2015 08:44 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Irony
I pity the fool.
Posted by: Mr. Tea at September 14, 2015 08:45 AM (W5DcG)
our country didn't create religious freedom, our country was created by religious freedom (or something kind of close to that....it's still early here)....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 14, 2015 08:46 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: V the K at September 14, 2015 08:46 AM (O7MnT)
"What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call
a couple pipe-hittin "friends of mine", who will go to
work on "Homes," here, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
You hear me talkin, hillbilly boy? I ain't through with
you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass.
This shit's between me and you, and the soon to be livin the
rest of his short-ass life in agonizing pain, Mr. Rapist,
here."
--Obscure motion picture quotations I'm forced to use
on an almost daily basis, any more.
Hey, it's no "We'll always have Paris," but it will have
to do.
Alternate typeface: I wonder how this will PixFormat.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2015 08:46 AM (xq1UY)
Jury duty? I've done that a couple of times. First time I was 19 yrs old, showed up wearing my AC/DC concert shirt, dark shades, long hair. Figured that would get me dismissed.... Nope...
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 14, 2015 08:47 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Baldy at September 14, 2015 08:48 AM (sEXjW)
Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at September 14, 2015 08:49 AM (u5gzz)
What you do with the stolen identity could lead to criminal or civil lawsuits, but that's it.
So wrong.
Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 08:49 AM (cbfNE)
The author's concern is noted. Now, instead of "Obama" I'll be using "cocksucking jackass that deserves to be in prison". Sure, it's a little long, but it's accurate.
Posted by: Suaves, delgados y absorbentes at September 14, 2015 08:50 AM (sxq57)
His lawyer should insist on no anesthesia so that he doesn't babble and incriminate himself.
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2015 08:52 AM (FcR7P)
I'm from Baltimore (moved out in the mid 70's), remember sitting on the lap of Mayor Schaefer during a RIF awards ceremony when I was about 5, still have family there.
From the bottom of my heart, I think that would be the greatest good Carson could do.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 08:52 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 08:52 AM (0dcbp)
"Lord, give us grace and strength to persevere. Give us courage and joy and the quiet mind."
Robert Louis Stevenson
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 08:53 AM (dKQ1C)
Problem is it is really a one cupper.
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 08:53 AM (2Ocf1)
SCOAMF
JEF
TFG
And now
CSJTDTBIP
You guys are hard to keep up with.
Posted by: V the K at September 14, 2015 08:53 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 08:54 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 14, 2015 08:55 AM (659DL)
As far as I know identity theft isn't even an actual crime.
What you do with the stolen identity could lead to criminal or civil lawsuits, but that's it.
So wrong.
Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 08:49 AM (cbfNE)
Identity theft is a federal crime:
18 U.S.C. § 1028(a)(7). This offense, in most circumstances, carries a
maximum term of 15 years' imprisonment, a fine, and criminal forfeiture
of any personal property used or intended to be used to commit the
offense.
http://1.usa.gov/1ipO1cZ
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 08:56 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 08:53 AM (dKQ1C)
Oo-rah.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 14, 2015 08:56 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 08:57 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: GMan at September 14, 2015 08:57 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 08:58 AM (7IaDA)
subsection (c), knowingly transfers, possesses, or uses, without lawful
authority, a means of identification of another person shall, in
addition to the punishment provided for such felony, be sentenced to a
term of imprisonment of 2 years."
Multiply that sentence including the mandatory 2 years imprisonment by X with X = the number of illegals using false info. It's a federal felony.
Someone please sing me the "we can't deport them all" song again.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 08:58 AM (0dcbp)
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2015 08:59 AM (FcR7P)
Now say it in German.
Arbeit
Macht
nope, can't say it. Not gonna go there.
God Wins! Law!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2015 09:00 AM (xq1UY)
Supposed to be for espresso but use regular grind coffee its yum.
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 09:02 AM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 14, 2015 09:02 AM (ftVQq)
Rev. Dann Ettner
Atwater, CA
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 09:04 AM (dKQ1C)
Posted by: Mr. Wu at September 14, 2015 09:04 AM (HstNY)
__________________
Technically it's true that illegal aliens are not legally entitled to many federal welfare benefits, but what happens in actual practice, especially since Obama took office, is that the illegal alien simply checks "yes" on the question on the welfare application form that asks "Are you a U.S. citizen or legal resident?" In most instances, nobody requires them to actually prove U.S. citizenship, and they know it. So they lie.
Also, the Obama administration has admitted that it knowingly -- knowingly -- pays out billions of dollars every year in food stamps to illegal aliens, even though illegal aliens are not legally eligible to receive them. The Obama administration also spends millions of dollars a year advertising, in Mexico and in Spanish-language ads, that illegal aliens can get food stamps in the U.S.
In addition to food stamps, the Obama administration has also admitted that it pays billions of dollars a year in "tax credits" to illegal aliens in the U.S. The administration has also admitted that it pays billions of dollars a year in Medicare Part D prescription drug benefits to illegal aliens in the U.S.
If you add up all the known welfare payments to illegal aliens, plus all the legal "refugee" welfare benefits, the amount of U.S. taxpayer dollars being transferred to low-income foreigners in the U.S. every year would be absolutely staggering.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2015 09:04 AM (a31sM)
This isn't rocket science.
Trump shot to the lead by taking immigration on and saying he'll build a wall.
All the others need to do is pick a topic and take a bold stance that will change everyone's life for the better.
If someone would grab hold of the Fair Tax Plan, they could ride it into the lead. Free electricity using the 500 nuke plant idea would do it.
One way or another, if someone wants to get elected as president they have to capture the imagination of the public. Giving stock answers and playing defense trying not to make a mistake during the debates will keep the weak at 1 or 2 percent.
Posted by: jwest at September 14, 2015 09:04 AM (Zs4uk)
http://bit.ly/1OasEsO
The way he explains it, there still needs to be a triggering felony to be able to charge someone with aggravated id theft
Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 09:05 AM (cbfNE)
.
.
.That's what I saw on WKYT news this morning. Captured and alive.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 14, 2015 09:07 AM (iONHu)
G'mornin', Horde !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 14, 2015 09:08 AM (OCcU9)
But if you know how to do it, an anthracite furnace fire is about as clean as gas.
So it was with percolators. Yes, you can make good coffee in one. But by my early coffee-drinking days, the requisite skills were lost, by most. And like those furnace-tenders who throw mine-run slack and corncobs in with the Phoebe Snow Egg, people boiled the damnedest stuff and bragged how cheap their coffee was.
Now that we know where JoeDiMaggio has really gone, you have to admit, Mister Coffee changed things a lot. Invented in Cleveland.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2015 09:10 AM (xq1UY)
Another BLM hissy fit incoming, no doubt.
Prayers for the family of Trooper Ponder. 31 is way too young to die. Poor guy.
Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 09:11 AM (cbfNE)
Spurgeon smiled and said, Yes, thank you; I am quite well. I hope you are the same."
The woman persisted in vilifying him. Still smiling Spurgeon replied, "Yes, it does look rather as if it's going to rain. I think I had better be getting on."
"Bless the man!" the woman exclaimed, "he's as deaf as a post; What's the use of storming at him."
(He wasn't deaf.)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 09:12 AM (dKQ1C)
"What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call
a couple pipe-hittin "friends of mine", who will go to
work on "Homes," here, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
This line was actually stolen from my movie "Charlie Varrick" by that bastard Tarantino....
Posted by: Zombie Walter Mattau at September 14, 2015 09:12 AM (D0NZx)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 09:12 AM (iQIUe)
Yeah, not new - he's been saying this for 15+ years.
I recall Scalia's response was along the lines of "These people who want to take international law into consideration never do so with other country's abortion law."
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 09:14 AM (NOIQH)
Yes. You could go with 18 U.S.C. 1546-Fraud and misuse of visas, permits, and other documents .
Or 18 USC 1001 - False statements to the government
(a) Except as otherwise provided in this section, whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the Government of the United States, knowingly and willfully-
(1) falsifies, conceals, or covers up by any trick, scheme, or device a material fact;
(2) makes any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation; or
(3) makes or uses any false writing or document knowing the same to contain any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or entry;
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 09:15 AM (0dcbp)
Heh, haven't read Michael Totten's zombie book, huh?
I don't think I'll stick w/"Fear the Walking Dead" - to many decisions being made because of stupid kids.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 09:17 AM (NOIQH)
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The cow is in the cornfield now. It's too late to close the barn door.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 14, 2015 09:19 AM (ee9LE)
But I told her how someone here called the son "Druggie McAddict" and that cracked her up. She is on record as wanting them all to die except for Tobias and the dad.
Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 09:21 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 09:26 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 09:27 AM (cbfNE)
When you cut off the free shit is when the riots begin.
Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2015 09:29 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 09:29 AM (NOIQH)
Ace has an Amazon linky thingy, giving you the chance to deliver two punches to the lefties for the price of one.
Posted by: Barkamus Maximus, Tribune Of The People at September 14, 2015 09:31 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: jwest at September 14, 2015 09:04 AM (Zs4uk)
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Apparently, the only bold stand many will take is against Trump.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 09:32 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at September 14, 2015 09:33 AM (xq1UY)
Oh, FFS! Glen Beck wants to raise $10 million to bring Syrians here.
at Breitbart.com
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 09:29 AM (NOIQH)
Piss on Beck and his phony altruism. We already have too many worthless non-working slugs in this country.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 09:35 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: @votermom
Amazing isn't it?
This is why 'Enforcement First' policies are potentially effective and I believe, potentially popular. Hence the reason for the crazy rise of Donald Trump.
The breakdown is in the 'Government's Will to Enforce'.
Guess they are too busy pointing guns at evil Christian cake bakers and ensuring Gay Sharia compliance to go after , you know, felons.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 09:36 AM (0dcbp)
Describe your vision of America. What part can you bring about ?
The courts have said I can have privacy in all matters where I can
expect privacy. When can I expect privacy ?
Who are the "middle class" ? Be specific
Do you have any "executive experience" ? How big was this organization
(people/revenues) ?
What kind of grades did you get in school for "working well with others" ?
As far as I know there is no official definition and I've been told in
some languages it is just not defined, so please .. define "fair"
Please define "infrastructure"
What was the hardest non-governmental job you have ever had ?
Are you a "victim" ?
Describe all the parts of the "Obama Doctrine"
(is this possible ?)
Explain how President Obama's "Iran Deal" doesn't undermine the
fundamental soundness of the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty by having
the Security Council allow a signing state to ignore it's provisions and
continue to enrich.
How important are "renewables", such as ethanol and bio-mass, to
"sustainability" in your administration's climate policy ?
(This is a trick question because most sustainability efforts involve
continued use of carbon-based energy whose production and use have an
even larger carbon footprint)
Explain the difference between Quds and Scuds.
(Trump question)
Are there any assurances that appear to have been inferred or implied
during the campaign that you feel you won't be able to back up with
action once in office ?
When should you and your staff be held responsible, and what form would
"being held responsible" take ?
What is your plan to deal with a Higgs Boson disaster ?
Posted by: Socrates at September 14, 2015 09:36 AM (e8kgV)
http://www.baen.com/SongsofWasteandWood.asp
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 09:36 AM (7IaDA)
How about helping those already in your community?
Oh, right, not as showy, can't claim to be a caring carer of the world!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 09:37 AM (NOIQH)
Glenn Beck
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2015 09:37 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 09:38 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 09:38 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: V the K at September 14, 2015 09:39 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Mrs. Roger Fuckebythenavele at September 14, 2015 09:39 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2015 09:40 AM (sPO3u)
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That's a metric shitload of teddy bears.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 14, 2015 09:41 AM (WDySP)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 14, 2015 09:41 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2015 09:42 AM (sPO3u)
beck is on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
It seems like some sort of recovered alcoholic survivor's remorse.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 09:45 AM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 09:45 AM (7IaDA)
Same as with Cruz, though: it's hard to see Trump as a "co-"anything.
Could he take that tide at flood, it would lead on to fortune. His and ours.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2015 09:48 AM (xq1UY)
There is no conflict between the Christian desire to see good done by the refugees and the American desire not to get all blowed up by terrorists. None.
When a famine struck Jerusalem and environs in the 1st C, Christians elsewhere didn't say "Oh, Christians in Jerusalem, migrate en masse into our cities!" They took up donations and sent them to the church in Jerusalem so that people could be fed.
Similarly, there is no reason to take in refugees on some mass scale; rather things should be done in their region to make their lives more liveable and secure.
If you want to help the refugees in Syria, the best thing to do put pressure on surrounding governments to take them in (yes, temporarily), and for charitable-minded folks in the US to send donations to help those refugee camps.
If you don't trust those governments, then, instead, international charitable organizations (Red Cross/Star/Crescent, Healing Hands International, etc.) can open their own refugee camps and charitable-minded folks in the US can fund *them.*
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 09:48 AM (kff5f)
Funny, looks like you're getting good reviews... /shrugs
Morning Horde. Early appointment, in and out today, like I add much anyway :/
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at September 14, 2015 09:49 AM (m9V0o)
Beck has a wife, family, friends, advisors. Why aren they telling him to dial it back? Plus, as I pointed out nothing is stopping HIM from donating 10 million to what ever cause he wants.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 09:50 AM (iQIUe)
I am shooting a reviewer of Glenn Cook's Passage at Arms for starting their review with 'war breaks up.' It is very hard to take such a person's review seriously after that.
How goes your writing efforts? Got your McGuffin all squared away?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 09:51 AM (7IaDA)
Posted by: Mrs. Roger Fuckebythenavele at September 14, 2015 09:53 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 09:54 AM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2015 09:55 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: V the K at September 14, 2015 09:55 AM (O7MnT)
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What is the correct spelling of the middle name of the wife of the Romanian third undersecretary for agricultural affairs? In Cyrillic, please.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 14, 2015 09:56 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 14, 2015 09:56 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Mrs. Roger Fuckebythenavele at September 14, 2015 09:57 AM (NeFrd)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Beck focused on rescuing Syrian Christians? Not Mohammedans.
Posted by: V the K at September 14, 2015 09:55 AM (O7MnT)
You're right, but we can't let that stand in the way of some good Beck Derangement Syndrome.
Posted by: Country Singer at September 14, 2015 09:57 AM (8hctH)
And you're going to tell... how?
"Oh, no, my mother and father named me Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed, but I converted to Christianity!"
Remember - lying to "unbelievers" is An Thing in Mohammedanism.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 09:57 AM (kff5f)
Remember - lying to "unbelievers" is An Thing in Mohammedanism.
I'm not sure they can ever renounce Islam though. That carries a death sentence.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 09:58 AM (bxoVs)
Maybe so.
Good luck with that 'Christians Only' refugee visa, Glenn.
Also there's this whole 'taquiyya' thing you might want to explore before you start writing checks.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 09:58 AM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 09:58 AM (bxoVs)
Breathing carries a death sentence in Islam
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2015 09:59 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 14, 2015 09:59 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Mrs. Roger Fuckebythenavele at September 14, 2015 10:00 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2015 10:01 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2015 10:02 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 14, 2015 10:02 AM (OCcU9)
Stephen Kelly @kellydancesport
@LouiseMensch I'd have happily slit Thatcher's throat and I'm not joking.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 10:03 AM (iQIUe)
FWIW, I still use a percolator.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2015 10:04 AM (zF6Iw)
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Beck focused on rescuing Syrian Christians? Not Mohammedans.
Posted by: V the K at September 14, 2015 09:55 AM (O7MnT)
You're right, but we can't let that stand in the way of some good Beck Derangement Syndrome.
Posted by: Country Singer at September 14, 2015 09:57 AM (8hctH)
Thank you, both. Glenn is having the families vetted. You know the Christians being crucified, beheaded, burned alive, etc, etc, etc, ISIS ad nauseum...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at September 14, 2015 10:18 AM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2015 10:25 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: SSgt Ciz at September 14, 2015 10:27 AM (xcAaF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 07:05 AM (dKQ1C)
Or Friar Tuck. The darker patch could be the skin.
Hag S'meach to the Tribe and all of you on this Rosh Hashana 5776.
May the Lord bless you all and inscribe you into the Book of Life. And may the Angel of Death appear in the skies over Iran.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2015 07:12 AM (St6BJ)
Omeine and Omeine, well spoken my friend.
The Almighty's blessings for Rosh Hoshanah, and his Everlasting love and protection for you, and the members of the Horde as well.
Posted by: Moki at September 14, 2015 10:58 AM (x303I)
Posted by: Cowboyneal at September 14, 2015 11:53 AM (cA3on)
HAHAhahahahaha. Good joke. France, remember?
Seen the vids of the London bully-boys stomping random passers-by in front of their mosque?
Arrests? 0
"Leads?" : LA impound cop in "The Big Lebowski"
Posted by: mojo at September 14, 2015 12:36 PM (OmBeX)
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