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The most frequently misused words in English.

The entries that helped me were adverse -- nope, you can't use it to mean "inclined against;" that's averse (no "d") -- and enormity. Enormity, I was surprised to learn, is not just about dimension, but moral badness: It would be wrong to say "the enormity of his success." You can only use it to mean enormous evil.

Who knew?

The Yazidi Slave Girls and Boko Haram Child Brides were very heartened to see American feminists taking a such a strong stand against the important issue of asking women to smile.

This idiot is trolling the world by starting a GoFundMe fundraiser to combat his daughter's future anticipated pay gap. Not for his son of course, though.

Evan Sayet's old essay on his conclusions after years of struggling to figure out why liberals made excuses for the 9/11 terrorists: because they've been taught there's no such thing as good or evil, or of one thing being better than another, so any proof of one thing being evil (or worse than something else) must be met with hysterical babblings about root causes or chickens coming home to roost.

By the way: All liberals think they themselves are better, and the things they themselves think are good, and that people who disagree with them are evil; but they apply this nothing-is-better-than-anything-else line of thinking to disputes having nothing to do with them (such as the dispute between murderous jihadists and Americans -- they don't really consider themselves American, you know).

Long essay (which I was trying to digest and excerpt before giving up) suggesting that Political Correctness/microagression culture taught in college is actually psychologically damaging students, warping their thinking, and making them mentally ill-- by a guy from FIRE and that Jonathan Haidt guy, at the Atlantic.

The idea is that just as cognitive therapy teaches people to not make a big deal out of trivialities (like teaching people who have a phobia about elevators to learn to not be afraid of elevators), microagression brain-programming is a malicious form of cognitive therapy teaching people the exact opposite -- to fear this, hate that, fly off the handle about this other thing, and generally carry on like a lunatic about things that sane people do not even think about.

And just as the good form of cognitive therapy can make a hysteric or neurotic a well-functioning individual, so can the insidious form of it turn a well-functioning individual into a hysteric or neurotic.

I think it's 100% right and I'm glad someone had the guts to say so.

Colleges and progressives generally are teaching young people how to be mentally ill.


Posted by: Ace at 07:26 PM




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1 Foist!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 11, 2015 07:27 PM (0NdlF)

2 *flex*

Time to summon the corgis.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 11, 2015 07:27 PM (0NdlF)

3 are teaching young people how to be mentally ill.

vs just drunk and on drugs - Yay 70s

Posted by: DaveA at September 11, 2015 07:29 PM (DL2i+)

4 Roomy

Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2015 07:29 PM (2iV3X)

5 Thanks Ace. I was really getting reamed in that last thread.

Posted by: The Chicken at September 11, 2015 07:29 PM (8ZskC)

6 My cousin's twins are a boy and a girl, also. She's a law student and he's a teacher. What gap?

Posted by: huerfano at September 11, 2015 07:29 PM (bynk/)

7 So.

'Ravelled' and 'unravelled.'

They mean the same thing.

And that's just wrong.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 11, 2015 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

8 The great thing about being mentally ill is that you almost never know that you are.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2015 07:30 PM (8ZskC)

9 A lot of money in mental illness.

Yeah, I'd pluck me, I'd pluck me hard.

Posted by: Jamie Chicken at September 11, 2015 07:30 PM (rwI+c)

10 >>> I was really getting reamed in that last thread.

Show us on the furry where the bad Mexican plucked you.

Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2015 07:31 PM (2iV3X)

11 Ravelled' and 'unravelled.'

They mean the same thing.

And that's just wrong.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 11, 2015 07:30 PM



Also, cleave and cleave.

Posted by: huerfano at September 11, 2015 07:31 PM (bynk/)

12 >>>'Ravelled' and 'unravelled.'

flammable and INflammable, same thing.

Posted by: ace at September 11, 2015 07:31 PM (dciA+)

13 generally carry on like a lunatic about things that sane people do not even think about.

Is Global Warming contributing to the thigh gap.
http://tinyurl.com/pw5xcep

bonertriggerwarning: thechive link

Posted by: DaveA at September 11, 2015 07:32 PM (DL2i+)

14 I'm pretty gruntled about it being Friday already.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 07:32 PM (rwI+c)

15 Some things are inscrutable but nothing is ever scruted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2015 07:33 PM (8ZskC)

16

Colleges and progressives generally are teaching young people how to be mentally ill.



Ensuring the next generation of Democrats.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 11, 2015 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

17 12
>>>'Ravelled' and 'unravelled.'



flammable and INflammable, same thing.

Posted by: ace



Trump and clownish buffoon.

Posted by: pep at September 11, 2015 07:33 PM (LAe3v)

18 flammable and INflammable, same thing

famous and infamous - almost same thing.

Posted by: DaveA at September 11, 2015 07:33 PM (DL2i+)

19 It's pretty simple and I learned it when I was really young. "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never harm me".

Seriously, for people that want to consider themselves 'empowered' how the f*ck are you empowered if you let anybody else inside your head just by saying something you don't want to process?!

Posted by: AdamPM at September 11, 2015 07:33 PM (p3ppe)

20 Ravelled the Bolero.

Posted by: Ungruntled Corgi at September 11, 2015 07:33 PM (W5DcG)

21 famous and infamous - almost same thing

BUZZZZZZZ

Wrong.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2015 07:34 PM (8ZskC)

22 I used to regret that I didn't get a formal college education.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 11, 2015 07:34 PM (x3GpS)

23 Once can, I think, use "adverse" in the sense of "adversary", or in the sense of this classic smackdown against a mushy-headed Islamic apologist:

https://books.google.com/books?id=hHEAAAAAMAAJ

The sense of "adversus" seems to be to turn toward something in conflict.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2015 07:34 PM (AVEe1)

24 flammable and INflammable, same thing

famous and infamous - almost same thing.



So, inflammable is flammable, in a bad way.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 07:34 PM (rwI+c)

25
Not sure how to link this directly but this guy says every time there is a stampede, the saudis get bulldozers and dump trucks to clean up the mess. Here are some pictures:

https://twitter.com/AliAlAhmed_en

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 11, 2015 07:34 PM (iQIUe)

26 One of the biggest lines of stupidity is "You can't have Good without Evil."

Damn. Wish I had a nickel for every time I've read that in some stupid ass book.

Let me make this simple: A nice little neighborhood doesn't need a rapist, but the rapist needs the nice little neighborhood.

The forces of Evil will always tell you that evil is necessary.

Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2015 07:34 PM (M/lRw)

27 but nothing is ever scruted.

If things weren't so scruted up this would only be a movie blog.

Posted by: DaveA at September 11, 2015 07:34 PM (DL2i+)

28 25 They need those scoop trucks like in Soylent Green.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2015 07:35 PM (sPO3u)

29 http://www.bijin-snap.com/2015/09/09/no-1465/page/2/

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 11, 2015 07:35 PM (8WSy/)

30 Not on the List:

Moot
Used to declare a discussion pointless, but it really means 'debatable.'

Cleave
Two opposite meanings: to separate and to cling. Why? Because fuck you, that's why.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2015 07:35 PM (JmGFJ)

31
I'm surprised no one is talking about the pedo tranny gamergate broad. Or, was that old news. Looks disgusting.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 11, 2015 07:35 PM (iQIUe)

32 bonertriggerwarning: thechive link

#7, oh my.

Posted by: pep at September 11, 2015 07:35 PM (LAe3v)

33 Hammered and banhammered, not the same.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 07:35 PM (rwI+c)

34 "Peruse."

It doesn't mean "Yeah, I skimmed it." It means that you "studied it in detail."

Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2015 07:36 PM (M/lRw)

35 Turnippatty ("The vegan healthy alternative to conservatism!") still in thread below.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 11, 2015 07:36 PM (HtLSE)

36 I'm wringing my hands at the prospect of living in a Chicken Desert if Trump is elected.

Posted by: logprof at September 11, 2015 07:36 PM (vsbNu)

37 I see the disinterested/uninterested mix-up all the time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2015 07:37 PM (8ZskC)

38
Thanks Ace. I was really getting reamed in that last thread.

Posted by: The Chicken at September 11, 2015 07:29 PM (8ZskC)








Don't look at me. Plus, it was an accident.

And he deserved it.

Posted by: Manuel La Bor at September 11, 2015 07:37 PM (o98Jz)

39 "I take full responsibility" and
"There ain't shit you can do about it"

Same thing.

Posted by: Your Betters at September 11, 2015 07:37 PM (FcR7P)

40 Colleges and progressives generally are teaching young people how to be mentally ill.

Kind of like what happens around these here parts after some valu-rite and an all night hobo hunt.

Posted by: Socrates Wisdom Teeth at September 11, 2015 07:37 PM (RvSAg)

41 Malevolent Cognitive Theory.


In other words Josef Goebbels.

Who knew?

I mean....other than Josef Goebbels.

Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2015 07:37 PM (rjtGa)

42
quick what is the elemental symbol for Lead, and what 'trade' is associated with that symbol, and what is the orginal word?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 07:37 PM (YcUKN)

43 a malicious form of cognitive therapy teaching people the exact opposite -- to fear this, hate that, fly off the handle about this other thing, and generally carry on like a lunatic

There was an episode of King of the Hill, where the new guy at the propane store goes around saying "That's what she said!" -- until all employees become terrified of talking for fear of inadvertently saying something sexual (example: "I need a seven inch L pipe" "that's what she said!").

The Office had a less funny version.

Posted by: wooga at September 11, 2015 07:37 PM (t5sHJ)

44 Ace, will you please ban trumpetdaddy?

Compare his comments in the previous thread to the Banning Policy.

Posted by: logprof at September 11, 2015 07:38 PM (vsbNu)

45 I'm wringing my hands at the prospect of living in a Chicken Desert if Trump is elected.


Shouldn't that be "ringing"?

*ducks*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2015 07:38 PM (8ZskC)

46 Chicken Dessert?

Did you just use whipped cream there Logprof?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 11, 2015 07:38 PM (8WSy/)

47 The all night hobo hunt is a lie.

Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2015 07:38 PM (rjtGa)

48 Bruce : The big pedobear news I saw today concerned Jewel, that cute blonde with those songs they played too much over the 1990s. Apparently creep-o's used to hit on her... starting at the age of eight.

That's Southern California for you.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2015 07:38 PM (AVEe1)

49 "They need those scoop trucks like in Soylent Green."

Green is after all a traditional Islamic color.

Hajii hot dogs for everyone!

Posted by: torquewrench at September 11, 2015 07:38 PM (noWW6)

50 Pb

Plumber

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 11, 2015 07:39 PM (OCcU9)

51 Oops, in the interest of proper English, I should asked, "Would you please ban trumpetdaddy?"

Posted by: logprof at September 11, 2015 07:39 PM (vsbNu)

52 I liked the speech lesson. But, even after all of that, it's good to know that a blow job still means a blow job.

Posted by: Roy at September 11, 2015 07:39 PM (fWLrt)

53
Plato o plumo - silver or lead.
lead pb
surveyors

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 11, 2015 07:39 PM (iQIUe)

54 35
Trump and Sessions to throw sand into the DC Elites TPP machine. Rick Perry continues to sob like a little girl


When pressed for details as to how he would accomplish the things he has said he would do, he responded "terrifically".

Posted by: pep at September 11, 2015 07:39 PM (LAe3v)

55 A local Southernism Irregardless, which is followed with dis-irregardless.



Both are not needed. A simple regardless works.



Posted by: Nip Sip at September 11, 2015 07:39 PM (0FSuD)

56 Lead is Pb which stands for Problem lifting.

Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2015 07:39 PM (rjtGa)

57
Yeah, plumber. Pb!

Wasn't that fun?!?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 07:40 PM (YcUKN)

58 This is the classiest and most luxurious thread all day.

Posted by: Donald Trump at September 11, 2015 07:40 PM (8ZskC)

59 Sayet essay relates to why Popehat comments are such a sewer. The bizarre moral equivalence game there is a high art, so one must conclude those present have no sentiment for America qua America whatsoever.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 11, 2015 07:40 PM (HtLSE)

60
Plato o plumo - silver or lead.
lead pb
surveyors


heh

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 07:41 PM (YcUKN)

61 From the SideBar: Best Hidden Tracks

What? No mention of Plexiglass Toilet?

Who are these people?

Now, for the Morons, Who did it, and on what album can you find it?

I assume that most Morons were also fans of Dr. Demento. In fact, it should be a requirement for membership here !

Posted by: Gunslinger at September 11, 2015 07:41 PM (4S7hN)

62 So when did being nationalistic become a bad thing?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 07:41 PM (rwI+c)

63 And next on Ace Theatre - Insults Around the World.

https://youtu.be/6Nwk6UaLBSo

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 11, 2015 07:41 PM (8WSy/)

64 You see uncouth all the time, but couth rarely makes an appearance.

In fact, my spellchecker highlights couth, though it is an actual word according to Dictionary.com.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 11, 2015 07:42 PM (gyKtp)

65
I'm pretty gruntled about it being Friday already.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 07:32 PM (rwI+c)

hah! stuck the landing

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 11, 2015 07:42 PM (JO9+V)

66 12
>>>'Ravelled' and 'unravelled.'



flammable and INflammable, same thing.


"I'm sorry, really" and "eat s***, peasant"

Posted by: Hillary at September 11, 2015 07:42 PM (LAe3v)

67 So when did being nationalistic become a bad thing?
Posted by: Grump928(C)


When it became an obstacle for Statists.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2015 07:43 PM (JmGFJ)

68 46 Chicken Dessert?

Did you just use whipped cream there Logprof?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 11, 2015 07:38 PM (8WSy/)


--That reminds me: People screw up "just deserts" all the time.

Posted by: logprof at September 11, 2015 07:43 PM (vsbNu)

69 Apropos is not a synonym for appropriate.

Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at September 11, 2015 07:43 PM (8ZskC)

70 flammable and INflammable, same thing.
Posted by: ace
---------------
Inflammable means flammable? Ugh, what a country!

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at September 11, 2015 07:44 PM (gTnYz)

71 Here's my contribution to the open thread:

After 9-11, and after Bush's earnest response to the attack, I thought we would win.

We didn't actually lose, but in many ways I think it is turning out as bad, or worse than had we lost. Instead of winning, we quit trying to win. We tacitly accepted to let evil coexist with us.

Before, we were seen I think, and we saw ourselves as the 'good' in the struggle of good and evil. There is no way that we are seen this way now and we hardly consider ourselves as filling that roll anymore.

At best, we are ambivalent - apathetic.

But on the other hand, our enemies are winning. They are winning for a lot of reasons: We refuse to see them, or treat them as enemies; We pay our jizya to them by allowing them to invade our countries and exist as a separate culture, polluting and diluting our own culture.

Nobody, in their wildest imaginations, would have entertained the possibility that, in our efforts, in the sacrifices of our military, would the state of our struggle against our enemies, be where it is today.

Today is a sad day of remembrance, made sadder to the point of depression by the reality of where we have come since 9-11

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at September 11, 2015 07:44 PM (BZAd3)

72 quick what is the elemental symbol for Lead, and what 'trade' is associated with that symbol, and what is the orginal word?

Too easy. What else you got?

Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2015 07:44 PM (FcR7P)

73 I used to drive a portmanteau in college.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 11, 2015 07:45 PM (8ZskC)

74 The most common misspelling I've noticed online: "looser" instead of "loser."

Posted by: Naes at September 11, 2015 07:45 PM (Ypc8j)

75 So when did being nationalistic become a bad thing?

Oh it's a good thing, just not for us.

We few, we happy few.

Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2015 07:45 PM (rjtGa)

76 exacerbate always gets a chuckle

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 11, 2015 07:45 PM (JO9+V)

77 "Liberalism is a mental disorder."

-Michael Savage (who has been saying this for more than 25 years)

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 11, 2015 07:45 PM (S2VsH)

78 In other news, another named storm, Henri, has petered out in the Atlantic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 11, 2015 07:45 PM (8WSy/)

79 supposably, supposably is a word, even though it isn't. It's supposedly.

And what the fuck if we're going all grammar nazi...LOOSE AND LOSE!!! For fuck's sake learn the difference.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 11, 2015 07:45 PM (0LHZx)

80 So when did being nationalistic become a bad thing?

Germany, 1933.

Seriously, since then any form of patriotism is now looked on as Nazism by the bien-pensant.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 11, 2015 07:45 PM (oVJmc)

81 Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing.

WTF?

Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2015 07:46 PM (rjtGa)

82 In other news, another named storm, Henri, has petered out in the Atlantic.


They should downgraded it to Ennui

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2015 07:46 PM (8ZskC)

83 http://www.bijin-snap.com/2015/09/09/no-1465/page/2/
Posted by: Anna Puma


Wow, who thought you could make a dress out of bandanna?

A terrible person, that's who.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2015 07:46 PM (JmGFJ)

84 78
"In other news, another named storm, Henri, has petered out in the Atlantic."

More undeniable evidence of something or other!

Posted by: Naes at September 11, 2015 07:46 PM (Ypc8j)

85 78 In other news, another named storm, Henri, has petered out in the Atlantic.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 11, 2015 07:45 PM (8WSy/)

__________

So what you're saying is that global warming is now causing fewer storms which means less water for farmers in the Caribbean. We must do something to stop this racist action.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 11, 2015 07:47 PM (0LHZx)

86 I'm a grad student at a public university pursuing a degree in clinical mental health counseling.

In my Multicultural Counseling class, we're learning that every problem found in minority groups is caused by the evil white man, that the evil white man oppresses all, and that the prevalent cultural system in the US is inherently racist and full of microagressions.

You'd think in a program aimed at training people to assuage mental health problems that they'd be interested in diminishing those impulses, not encouraging them. Of course, this is the government we're talking about.

Posted by: unfatmatt at September 11, 2015 07:47 PM (ofDwz)

87 And what the fuck if we're going all grammar nazi...LOOSE AND LOSE!!! For fuck's sake learn the difference.

That's an old wise tale.

Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2015 07:47 PM (rjtGa)

88 Evan Sayet. Wish I could get Golfboy to sit through just one of his vids.

Genius.

We discriminate every day.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at September 11, 2015 07:47 PM (48QDY)

89 OT-

I'm applying for the Local Board of Education They have a couple of vacancies. I have to make an opening statement and they get asked questions by the other Board members. I don't think I'll make it because I'm a Pastor (Someone will ask about the separation of church and state, no doubt. :^)). Anyway, the whole process sent to me by e-mail is rather involved. I feel like I've entered a political campaign. Can someone please send me a couple of million dollars they have lying around so make some classy posters and banners in case I'm elected and have to run? (J/K)

At any rate, if anyone here has been on their local school board and has advice for the interviews please let me know. This is a non paying position. Spouse thinks I'm nuts since they have meetings two times a month and the meetings sometimes last up to four hours

Sorry for the Off Track comments, back to your regularly scheduled program.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2015 07:48 PM (OSs/l)

90 After 9-11, and after Bush's earnest response to the attack, I thought we would win.

________

It wasn't all the earnest. An earnest response would have meant Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan no longer existed as countries.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 11, 2015 07:48 PM (0LHZx)

91
In my Multicultural Counseling class


*hitches up ballcap*

Well, right there's yer problem.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 11, 2015 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

92 And what the fuck if we're going all grammar nazi...LOOSE AND LOSE!!! For fuck's sake learn the difference.

Ha! It's snooze and lose, ya moron.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 07:49 PM (rwI+c)

93 In other news, another named storm, Henri, has petered out in the Atlantic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 11, 2015 07:45 PM (8WSy/)


I'll be doing that soon, too!

Posted by: caitlyn jenner at September 11, 2015 07:49 PM (cm4fx)

94 74 The most common misspelling I've noticed online: "looser" instead of "loser."
Posted by: Naes
------------------
Well, If I see one more smart person say "he could of..." instead of the proper "could have," I'm going to loose it!

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2015 07:50 PM (gTnYz)

95 Bob Dole doesn't peter out, in the Atlantic, the Pacific, or anywhere on the high seas. Bob Dole stays strong and makes landfall, several times IYKWIM.

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 11, 2015 07:50 PM (JO9+V)

96
In other news, another named storm, Henri, has petered out in the Atlantic.






Of course it did. He's French.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2015 07:51 PM (o98Jz)

97 Well, If I see one more smart person say "he could of..." instead of the proper "could have," I'm going to loose it!

How do you know they aren't saying coulda? Like, I coulda been a contendah, instead of a bum, which is what I yam.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 07:51 PM (rwI+c)

98 Looks like the oath keepers have pledged to protect Kim Davis when the Obama regime comes after her again (and you know they will).

http://oathkeepers.org/oktester/oath-keepers-offer-of-protection-for-embattled-clerk-kim-davis/


This could get interesting fast.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2015 07:51 PM (5LOno)

99 Chi,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 11, 2015 07:51 PM (zyIlW)

100 Another one: "to all intensive purposes".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2015 07:52 PM (cm4fx)

101 More good news:

70% of European Jews admit to hiding being Jews.

My bet is that many European non-Jews and non-Muslims entertain the notion that if there weren't Jews in their midst, their problems with Muslims in their midst would not exist.

It is probably fairly predictable where this is headed.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at September 11, 2015 07:52 PM (BZAd3)

102 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2015 07:48 PM

Be sure to ask if they offer french benefits.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at September 11, 2015 07:52 PM (Dwehj)

103
Cleave
Two opposite meanings: to separate and to cling. Why? Because fuck you, that's why.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
.........................

Cleavage
Two opposite orbs already separated by clinging fabric.
or:
The slabs of meat ready for BBQ

Posted by: a simple mind at September 11, 2015 07:52 PM (wAQA5)

104 I believe there is another strategy also in play.

The Progressives want us so worried about imaginary, or minor things, that we will allow them to emplace their agenda... and not look at their failed policies.

Lets look at... oh... Black Lives Matter.... lots of attention... lots of media play.

Yet... there are between 400 and 500 Americans shot by Police in total per year. This is total, both justified and unjustified.

There are more than 14,000 murders per year, HALF of which on average are perpetrated by Blacks, usually on other Blacks.

Thus, you are about 14 times more likely to die being murdered by a Black Male, than a Cop...

BUT... by targeting Police shootings for their outrage, then can have a Perpetual Issue (Police will never be perfect), and thus do not have to look at their OWN failed Policies... which lead to the much more horrendous Murder Statistic they wish us to ignore...

Heck.... we see it here on this Blog... with certain Trump haters who create mythical Trump Lovers and subscribe all kinds of mythical behavior to them... when you ask who these people are... you are never answered...

Because you cannot FIX a MYTH.... and that Myth allows you license to do all kinds of crazy stuff.

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 11, 2015 07:53 PM (qh617)

105 What else I got?

I got this:

Canny vs Uncanny

What's the difference? Nobody knows.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 07:53 PM (YcUKN)

106 I denounce myself. I screw up "which" and "that" all the time even when I read explanations.

Posted by: Naes at September 11, 2015 07:53 PM (Ypc8j)

107
Discreet and Discrete

Posted by: Paolo at September 11, 2015 07:53 PM (o98Jz)

108 In other news, another named storm, Henri, has petered out in the Atlantic.






Wouldn't it have pierred out in the Atlantique?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2015 07:54 PM (DiZBp)

109 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2015 07:48 PM

Best of luck and good on ya! If we're gonna uncfuk this country peacefully it's gonna be done from the bottom up, not from the top down.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 11, 2015 07:55 PM (vZ9f2)

110 Sheesh Joe

You drink portmanteau, and then only after dinner!

Posted by: John Francois Le Kerry at September 11, 2015 07:55 PM (mcm0N)

111 Posted by: caitlyn jenner at September 11, 2015 07:49 PM (cm4fx)

IAFAGUITTGYDCO

(It's all fun and games until it's time to get your dick chopped off)

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 11, 2015 07:55 PM (gyKtp)

112 Colleges and progressives generally are teaching young people how to be mentally ill.

It's not just colleges and it's not just with microaggressions. Look at the transgender movement, or the radical sexual culture (such as zombie documents) and you'll see a celebration of mental illness. Behaviors that are outright dangerous are promoted and declared virtuous, and any who dare speak against them attacked.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 11, 2015 07:55 PM (fC9RO)

113 Ace
If you're reading this I banned myself by accidentally trying to post to your thread w/Perry announcement. I had error message and could NOT post and now I'm banned from home network.
I guess I'll send my IP address to Maetenloch.
I'm leaving everyone!
Have a nice night!

Posted by: Carol at September 11, 2015 07:55 PM (nDcSe)

114 Ace, Ace, Ace.....who needs "English' anymore?

How about a thread about the most misused Spanish words? ¿Quién puede solicitar la Asistencia pública?

Or maybe Farsi?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2015 07:56 PM (ej1L0)

115 Be sure to ask if they offer french benefits

Probably not Fench but. they might serve curry and noodles at the BOE picnics since half of the people running or on the Board have a Indian, Chinese. Pakistani or Korean background.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2015 07:56 PM (OSs/l)

116 >>> Canny vs Uncanny

Is this soup Campbell's?

No, it's uncanny.

Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2015 07:56 PM (2iV3X)

117 74
The most common misspelling I've noticed online: "looser" instead of "loser."


Posted by: Naes at September 11, 2015 07:45 PM (Ypc8j)

Elect me and all you'll have is winners. You'll get sick of winning.

Posted by: The Donald at September 11, 2015 07:56 PM (5f5bM)

118 Canny vs Uncanny

What's the difference? Nobody knows.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 07:53 PM (YcUKN)


Canny: clever, knowledegable .

Uncanny: beyond knowable, supernatural.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2015 07:56 PM (cm4fx)

119 So I guess it's out to say in my opening remarks, "Having home schooled my son for two years and coming back into the public school system I realize how screwed up things are with public education?" ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2015 07:57 PM (OSs/l)

120 Wouldn't it have pierred out in the Atlantique?




Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2015 07:54 PM (DiZBp)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 11, 2015 07:57 PM (5f5bM)

121 >>> I had error message and could NOT post and now I'm banned from home network.


I'm missing something here.

Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2015 07:58 PM (2iV3X)

122 101 "70% of European Jews admit to hiding being Jews"

If
only there was a nation state they could flee to which is economically,
militarily and demographically healthier than Europe that's been their
hope for 20 centuries. Oh well. I guess hiding is a better option.

Posted by: Naes at September 11, 2015 07:58 PM (Ypc8j)

123 This time a week ago we were insulting one another most archaically.

Posted by: last week on AoSHQ at September 11, 2015 07:59 PM (+sv10)

124 I'm leaving everyone!
Have a nice night!
Posted by: Carol
---------------------
You're leaving everyone? Everyone? But I thought we had something special...

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2015 07:59 PM (gTnYz)

125
The most frequently misused words in English.

by Steven Pinker

http://tinyurl.com/pb9u6dj

Man, I'd pay good money to see Steve's coif and Trump's 'do go after each other in a cat fight.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2015 07:59 PM (kdS6q)

126
I'm missing something here.

I'm starting to think Carol has an uncanny knack with technology.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:00 PM (YcUKN)

127 I'm missing something here
--------
She's probably posting that from I phone or I pad or some such device.

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2015 08:00 PM (gTnYz)

128 Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 11, 2015 07:55 PM (fC9RO)

It's not just colleges and it's not just with microaggressions. Look at the government.

Fixed.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at September 11, 2015 08:00 PM (48QDY)

129 42


quick what is the elemental symbol for Lead, and what 'trade' is associated with that symbol, and what is the orginal word?
-----
OK, I had to look up the second and third, but Pb is the symbol, plumbing is the trade, and plumbum is the original word.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 11, 2015 08:01 PM (9iR5/)

130 The crazy person doesn't think he is crazy. He thinks the world is crazy.

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 11, 2015 08:01 PM (R/mno)

131 114 Ace, Ace, Ace.....who needs "English' anymore?



Or maybe Farsi?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2015 07:56 PM (ej1L0)


Why is it even called English anymore...

Most of the modern words we speak were invented right here in the good ole US of A...

We've morphed our language into its own Dialect... kinda like there are different dialects of Spanish (or at least used to be)...

I... for one.... speak American....

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 11, 2015 08:01 PM (qh617)

132
I got this:

Canny vs Uncanny

What's the difference? Nobody knows.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle
.........................
Canny: the inside of my cupboard
Uncanny: this friggin opener...OUCH! fuggin thing..

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2015 08:02 PM (wAQA5)

133
and plumbum is the original word.

Heh, those wacky Latins had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:02 PM (YcUKN)

134 The crazy person doesn't think he is crazy. He thinks the world is crazy.

Yeah, I've been wondering about that lately. I'd almost be relieved to believe I was the crazy one and that the world is just fine.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:04 PM (rwI+c)

135
In the future...

all humans look like gayer versions of Andy Warhol.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:04 PM (YcUKN)

136 I am not too sure about those shoes

http://www.bijin-snap.com/2015/09/11/no-1466/

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 11, 2015 08:04 PM (8WSy/)

137 This is not a regularly occurring mistake with grammar, but it always makes me laugh when i recall it. My mother was a college English professor. One of her courses was Freshman Composition. She used to save the funniest errors from the papers of her students. One student wrote, " My mother bore me standing up" which I think was really supposed to be, "My mother raised me to be an upstanding/moral person." It sounds painful for the mom anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2015 08:04 PM (OSs/l)

138 Heh, those wacky Latins had a sense of humor.

Not really.

Posted by: Carthage at September 11, 2015 08:04 PM (8ZskC)

139 132
I got this:

Canny vs Uncanny

What's the difference? Nobody knows.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle
.........................
Canny: the inside of my cupboard
Uncanny: this friggin opener...OUCH! fuggin thing..

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2015 08:02 PM (wAQA5)


Oh my God, they killed Canny!

Posted by: Kyle at September 11, 2015 08:04 PM (qh617)

140 all humans look like gayer versions of Andy Warhol.

in white jumpsuits.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:04 PM (rwI+c)

141 70% of European Jews admit to hiding being Jews.

This doesn't always work, akhim.

Posted by: los marranos at September 11, 2015 08:05 PM (AVEe1)

142
Earlier I asked what the first word in Heart's song Magic Man is. For some odd reason I was ignored, but I'm sure it was unintentional on y'all's part.

So, what is it?

(terrible) hint: third word, I think, is "nights"

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:06 PM (YcUKN)

143
Sometimes the word has two meanings I know not why.
porque: why
porque: Kim Kardashian

Posted by: Manuel Labor at September 11, 2015 08:07 PM (wAQA5)

144 They dont announce it until around 11 am Sat but Corbyn is sure acting like he won the head of Labour. UK people dont seem too upset. In fact, they see it as the final nail in the coffin of Labour. I dunno....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 11, 2015 08:07 PM (iQIUe)

145 >>> terrible) hint: third word, I think, is "nights"

"Boogie"

Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2015 08:08 PM (2iV3X)

146 142
Cold

Posted by: Panhandler at September 11, 2015 08:08 PM (si1cb)

147 As Charlie Munger has said, universities teach students paranoid self-pity, which is about the most self-destructive thought pattern imaginable.

Posted by: bjk at September 11, 2015 08:08 PM (InlTW)

148 Our blu ray player kicked the bucket today. Just bought a new on on Amazon. Hopefully it holds up.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 11, 2015 08:09 PM (q20+R)

149 It's a mute point.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at September 11, 2015 08:09 PM (Dwehj)

150
Boogie is not correct.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:09 PM (YcUKN)

151
Ding!

Cold is it!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:09 PM (YcUKN)

152 I use certain words no one will give a f about what I am saying. If I use other certain words everyone will f'n listen.

Posted by: f'd at September 11, 2015 08:09 PM (BO/km)

153 If you have not seen it, go to Ari Fleischer's twitter account. He has a time line of being with President Bush as the attacks happened. While I was not a fan of Presideneat Bush's second term, he remains a hero in my eyes on leadership during and after 9/11/01.

Reading the timeline and thinking of Preznit Poohbah Putz and cabinet reaction is scary. It would probably take most of the day to titrate ole mole face's uppers and downers so he could be coherent enough to strut and speechify. Much less his cabinet of, uh?, whatever they are. See: Benghazi and the Video Lie.

Even note, in the account, that Putin was an ally at the time. Putin! Oh, yeah, President Bush looked in his eyes and yada. But the world has changed, as Le Baroque I requested, in many ways. And all not good. Can't think of one single good thing the last six years have brought us. Nada. Nope.

God help us.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 11, 2015 08:09 PM (9XthY)

154 And just as the good form of cognitive therapy can make a hysteric or neurotic a well-functioning individual, so can the insidious form of it turn a well-functioning individual into a hysteric or neurotic.

I think it's 100% right and I'm glad someone had the guts to say so.

Colleges and progressives generally are teaching young people how to be mentally ill.


Yeah, this is exactly right.

And plugs in nicely with my own personal theory that the internet functions as an Insanity Generator and Multiplier.

SJW Twitter Storms are mob hysteria among the barely sane or perhaps, functional insane.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 11, 2015 08:10 PM (KUa85)

155 Statue of limitations.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2015 08:10 PM (u5gzz)

156 144
Corbyn makes Neil Kinnock look like Alfred the Great. What a joke this process has been. Too bad the Tories are too squishy to really exploit it like Thatcher did.

Posted by: Naes at September 11, 2015 08:10 PM (Ypc8j)

157
And if you're a male and you know the words to Heart songs, you're probably a homosexual.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:10 PM (YcUKN)

158 "Colleges and progressives generally are teaching young people how to be mentally ill."


Well, you get diagnosed as mentally ill, you can't - among other things - own guns, get married, vote, or manage your own money or healthcare. Not that we see any potential advantage in that. Nosireebob.

Posted by: Your Benevolent Government at September 11, 2015 08:10 PM (amQXf)

159 And plugs in nicely with my own personal theory that the internet functions as an Insanity Generator and Multiplier.

Err, yes. Quite.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:11 PM (rwI+c)

160 I've always hated people using, "I could care less" when it's obviously supposed to be "I couldn't care less," but the first one seems to be commonly accepted useage now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2015 08:11 PM (OSs/l)

161
I am not too sure about those shoes
Posted by: Anna Puma
.......................

Beats the heck out of the little pointy things we get stuffed into.

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at September 11, 2015 08:11 PM (wAQA5)

162 Ooooh barracuda.

I'm still not gay.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 08:12 PM (BO/km)

163 Apparently there was a crane collapse in Mecca today. BinLaden Group owned crane got knocked over during a thunderstorm, hit the Grand Mosque, and killed 107 people.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/pj2go7k

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2015 08:12 PM (HalrA)

164 And if you're a male and you know the words to Heart songs, you're probably a homosexual.

Have you told your parents you're gay yet? The Wilson sisters were hot, once.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:12 PM (rwI+c)

165
mine as well...

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:12 PM (YcUKN)

166 But my favorite is (I've heard this a lot) He/She had "Old Timers" disease

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2015 08:12 PM (OSs/l)

167 From Drudge's top links:

"Donald Trump estimated that it will take 18 months
to two years to get the roughly 11 million immigrants living in the U.S.
illegally to leave the country, and that he would then build a wall
running along the border with Mexico."

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 11, 2015 08:13 PM (oVJmc)

168 L'est belle Rose seems to have the crazy lights on

http://www.bijin-snap.com/2015/09/03/no-1462/

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 11, 2015 08:13 PM (8WSy/)

169 Same difference!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 11, 2015 08:13 PM (u5gzz)

170
Doesn't mean you should go around singing chick's songs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:13 PM (YcUKN)

171 "I could care less" means I could care less but it's not worth the effort.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 08:13 PM (BO/km)

172 Their, there and they're. It's and its. By, bye and buy (Ace did that in an earlier thread) (No offense Ace). It's not fun being a spelling/grammar nazi. Everyone hates you.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 11, 2015 08:13 PM (9iR5/)

173 Chi,I was saying Good Night.
I switched from home network to Comcast/XFinity for WiFi to post here after I banned myself!

Posted by: Carol at September 11, 2015 08:13 PM (nDcSe)

174 And if you're a male and you know the words to Heart songs, you're probably a homosexual.

What about Annie Lennox songs?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo asks for a friend at September 11, 2015 08:13 PM (AVEe1)

175 She had "Old Timers" disease

That's not right?

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at September 11, 2015 08:14 PM (Dwehj)

176
Wonderful. A woman I follow on twitter from the UK - her brother is in the hospital for chemo and the hospital has no heat. Grrrr!

NHS Baby!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 11, 2015 08:14 PM (iQIUe)

177

There's a starman waiting in the sky
Hed like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
Hes told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:14 PM (rwI+c)

178
All girls' songs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:14 PM (YcUKN)

179 Love is a stranger in an open car...

https://youtu.be/o6f593X6rv8

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 11, 2015 08:15 PM (8WSy/)

180 >>> And if you're a male and you know the words to Heart songs, you're probably a homosexual.

I like their cover of The Battle of Evermore. Where does that put me?

Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2015 08:15 PM (2iV3X)

181 NASA TV live coverage of Soyuz TMA-16M landing:

http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html

They just finished the deorbit burn and separation of the modules is in about 10 minutes.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

182
Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly,
And the spiders from Mars. He played it left hand
But made it too far
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:15 PM (rwI+c)

183
the Test is simple:

Would you be embarrassed being caught at a red light singing _______ ?

Any girls song.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:15 PM (YcUKN)

184 Sweet dreams are made of these.
Shut your mouth and eat your peas.


Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 08:15 PM (BO/km)

185
Now Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling
He could leave 'em to hang
'Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:16 PM (rwI+c)

186
It's a mute point.
Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America
....................

As long as you're mute, we're good.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2015 08:16 PM (wAQA5)

187
Would you go around singing Blondie's Call Me??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:16 PM (YcUKN)

188
So where were the spiders, while the fly tried to break our balls
With just the beer light to guide us,
So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:16 PM (rwI+c)

189

or Hit Me With Your Best Shot?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:17 PM (YcUKN)

190
Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo
The kid was just crass, he was the nazz
With God given ass
He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:17 PM (rwI+c)

191
Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind
Like a leper messiah
When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.

Ziggy played guitar

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:17 PM (rwI+c)

192
As long as radical Alinsky minded professors are pushing the Hegelian dialectic, we will have more and more groups dividing or "organizing" America for their own agenda.

Posted by: GBruno at September 11, 2015 08:18 PM (u49WF)

193 #7 Flammable and inflammable.

Posted by: Hillajeb! at September 11, 2015 08:18 PM (LQLeS)

194 Flipping through the channels and see Back To The Future II is on. Read the description snippet and surprised to see the future year they travel to is 2015. Where's my hover skateboard!!

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 11, 2015 08:18 PM (e3JIL)

195 btw, I have always though that these were a couple of great lines:

Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind
Like a leper messiah

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:18 PM (rwI+c)

196 As long as you're mute, we're good.

Well, let's hope singing wasn't their entry
for the talent competition.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2015 08:18 PM (OSs/l)

197 And if you're a male and you know the words to Heart songs, you're probably a homosexual.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:10 PM (YcUKN)

Actually chicks used to dig Heart back in the day (70's) and listening to their albums with a cutie was a prelude to much coitus later on.

I always got the sisters confused but I would still hit both of them...even the fat one.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2015 08:18 PM (ej1L0)

198 Would you be embarrassed being caught at a red light singing _______?
Any girls song.
-----------------
That depends. Am I wearing my GF's little black dress and fuck-me pumps at the time?

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2015 08:19 PM (gTnYz)

199 There are many songs I know the words to. Even ones I don't like. It's amazing really how you can remember music.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 08:19 PM (BO/km)

200 Is uncouth the opposite of couth? Is couth a word?

Posted by: Imponderables at September 11, 2015 08:19 PM (LQLeS)

201 Just getting in but need to share my day. I am a veterinarian, so I always have kids aching to ride along, and I can't say no. Today I was chatting w my 16 y o HS senior about the cost of college, and how much more it was than when our kids went 15 years ago. He said to me, 'for your kids it was a surprise when shit went bad, but all the kids my age know we are fucked'. Just an observation from Palm Beach County.

Posted by: dr kill at September 11, 2015 08:19 PM (msVAP)

202 This is where I'd link Ned's Atomic Dustbin, "Trust", for using "couldn't care less" in its intended sense.

But for whatever insane reason, this song is not allowed to be streamed in 'Murrrrca.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2015 08:20 PM (AVEe1)

203
If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For I must be travelin' on now
There's too many places I got to see

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:21 PM (rwI+c)

204
Forgot how comforting seeing Giliani in charge on 911. Los Angeles was a freaking mess of blowhard incompetence.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 11, 2015 08:21 PM (iQIUe)

205 A zillion times on comment boards I've come across people using "loose" for "lose."

And don't get me started on "they're" and "their."

Posted by: Imponderables at September 11, 2015 08:21 PM (LQLeS)

206 I've always hated people using, "I could care less" when it's obviously supposed to be "I couldn't care less," but the first one seems to be commonly accepted useage now.

I've always considered that anyone who is talking about how little they care can in fact care less by not talking about it at all.

So it's always made sense to me even though it bothers others.


Me, I still get a chuckle over the time when I used "persons" and immediately got corrected by my English teacher AND classmates with, "people".

IMO, persons emphasizes that you are referring to a collection of individuals, and not just a group.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 11, 2015 08:21 PM (0NdlF)

207 That depends. Am I wearing my GF's little black dress and fuck-me pumps at the time?

For that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjZe83Ww6Fg

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2015 08:21 PM (AVEe1)

208 I like Miss Teen America. She "figuratively", not literally) beats Mary Cloggenstein. Maybe if we encourage her, she'll flaunt her abs. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2015 08:22 PM (OSs/l)

209 Giuliani.

My keyboard is dying.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 11, 2015 08:22 PM (iQIUe)

210 Bangles? https://youtu.be/TxrwImCJCqk

Go-Gos? https://youtu.be/r3kQlzOi27M

Banarama? https://youtu.be/JH3WvI_S6-k

Swing Out Sister? https://youtu.be/-P67b07z7Qw

Nena? https://youtu.be/LrKlO1Tr2IE

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 11, 2015 08:22 PM (8WSy/)

211
Nancy was the good looking blond guitar player.
Ann - not so much.

Posted by: GBruno at September 11, 2015 08:23 PM (u49WF)

212 Weird Al's video here, though, belongs in the original post:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2015 08:23 PM (AVEe1)

213 Just an observation from Palm Beach County.

What a sad statement from a young person. Such a shame.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2015 08:23 PM (OSs/l)

214 Hi all
how is everyone tonite

Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative/pro-beer at September 11, 2015 08:23 PM (2XMpf)

215 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb7b1PApwPg

Ned's Atomic Dustbin 'Trust' live

Are you normal?

Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2015 08:23 PM (2iV3X)

216 Nena? https://youtu.be/LrKlO1Tr2IE

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 11, 2015 08:24 PM (8WSy/)

217 These dreams
go on when I close my eyeeeeeeeees
Every second of the nii-eee-yiiight
I live another life
These dreams
that sleep when it's cold outsii-eee-yiiide
Every moment I'm awake
the further I'm awaaaaaa~yay

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2015 08:24 PM (JmGFJ)

218 "Pro-active", WTF?

Why not just "active"?

Adding the prefix doesn't make it better.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 11, 2015 08:24 PM (tEDMc)

219 #199 I remember a Cheers episode where Coach was helping Sam with his upcoming geography test. His trick--make up a song to go with what info you want to remember.
"Albania--ahah,
Albania--ahah.
You border aaahnn the Adri--atic!"

Posted by: Imponderables at September 11, 2015 08:24 PM (LQLeS)

220
A zillion times on comment boards I've come across people using "loose" for "lose."

And don't get me started on "they're" and "their."
......................

There is no they're their.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2015 08:25 PM (wAQA5)

221
I've just closed my eyes again
Climbed aboard the dream weaver train
Driver take away my worries of today
And leave tomorrow behind

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:25 PM (rwI+c)

222 Adding the prefix doesn't make it better.


It makes it Proactiver.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 08:25 PM (BO/km)

223 The last thread died I think while I was looking up some population statistics. Some of the troll-like posts claimed our math was bad, since illegals were such a small percentage of the population. And so I looked up the growth stats, and this was the post:

--------------------------------------------
Yeah, that math, how does it work. Well if they're such a small
percentage, then how the hell are they going to put the chicken people
out of business, along with all the other Big Food people as was
mentioned above.

Oh, and that math. You're looking at total
population. We need to look at the children, not the whole damn
population. As of now, minority (non-White) births are a majority of new
births. 50.4% of the population under age 1 are non-white, with 26.3%
being Hispanic.

Then you look at population growth, which
includes births and well as immigration. A whopping 91% of the the
population growth from 2000-2010 (yes, this is true) was minority. 56% of the growth
was due to Hispanics.

That is due to immigration.

----------------------

I had no idea it was that large, but it is. I'd have to dig and find them, but there is some number that shows the vast majority of new jobs created over the last so many years has gone to immigrants. 94 million not in the labor force and yet the jobs are going to the new arrivals.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 11, 2015 08:26 PM (dvuhZ)

224 And plugs in nicely with my own personal theory that the internet functions as an Insanity Generator and Multiplier.

Err, yes. Quite.

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:11 PM (rwI+c)


By which I mean, that suppose your some guy whose been thinking lately that he'd really like to-

fuck an Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich on the Space Mountain ride at Disneyland.

Under normal circumstances, the potential Arby's fucker talks to one of his friends that he really been thinking a lot about fucking an Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich in the Space Mountain Ride at Disneyland,

aaannnnnnddd the friend tells him "WTF?" or laughs, thinking it's a joke, or tells him to get help.

Anyway discourages our potential Arby's fucker and let's him know that's unacceptable.

PAF tests the waters with a few other people in his neighborhood and indeed figures out that perhaps Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich fucking isn't the best course of action.

And maybe...just maybe it's kinda sorta bughouse nuts. So, he drops the idea.

However, PAF gets on the internet...


and low and behold there's a large number of people who think exactly the way he does.

Abry's Roast Beef Sandwich fucking is the shizznizzle!

So, rather than have his odd thinking readjusted by those around him, PAF is actively encouraged until he actually goes ahead and does what he's thinking.

Apply this model to less asocial/antisocial thinking and you see what I mean.

I think.

YMMV.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 11, 2015 08:27 PM (KUa85)

225 Inflammable means flammable! Who knew?

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara at September 11, 2015 08:27 PM (6RZos)

226 Does probiotics mean you're for biotics?

Posted by: Imponderables at September 11, 2015 08:27 PM (LQLeS)

227 >>>>Any girls song.<<<<<

Heartbreak Hotel was written by a chick, Mae Axton.

Watch out for zombie Elvis.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 11, 2015 08:27 PM (tEDMc)

228 Ned's Atomic Dustbin

'A Leg End in His Own Boots'

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1WavRfjeQHI

Trigger warning

Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2015 08:28 PM (2iV3X)

229


Forgot how comforting seeing Giliani in charge on 911.


I remember the vapors so many people got into here over his candidacy back in 2008, but just think of where we would be with him instead of Gaylord.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 11, 2015 08:28 PM (oVJmc)

230 It's amazing really how you can remember music.


Thank you.

Posted by: Yoko Ono at September 11, 2015 08:28 PM (8ZskC)

231 Thanks naturalfake you just put me off the Horsey sauce.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 08:28 PM (BO/km)

232 Colleges and progressives generally are teaching young people how to be mentally ill.

Yep.

Leftism is spiritually destructive as well, since it teaches people to bear guilt for things they actually didn't do (like being white makes you guilty of slavery) and justifies all sorts of truly sinful actions, such as teaching young people how to be mentally ill.

Posted by: Emmie at September 11, 2015 08:28 PM (qSQG+)

233 >>>>It makes it Proactiver.<<<<

Heh, it is where the electrolytes are stored I guess.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 11, 2015 08:29 PM (tEDMc)

234 Heiress and hairless sound similar, but the meanings are completely different.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at September 11, 2015 08:29 PM (8ZskC)

235 suppose your some guy
-----------
Aaannndddd, right back to your versus you're.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 11, 2015 08:30 PM (9iR5/)

236
I like Miss Teen America. She "figuratively", not literally) beats Mary Cloggenstein. Maybe if we encourage her, she'll flaunt her abs. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2015 08:22 PM (OSs/l)
...................................

Really. Why has nobody insisted on pics when MTA posts? I thought that was a rule or something.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2015 08:30 PM (wAQA5)

237
wow, all this time I thought you were naturalflake

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:31 PM (YcUKN)

238 Does probiotics mean you're for biotics?
Posted by: Imponderables


Does antipasto mean you are against pasto?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2015 08:31 PM (W5DcG)

239 Jodi Aria's coochie looked like an Arby's roast beef sandwich turned sideways.

Someone said that to me and now every time I see an Arby's roast beef sandwich I think of that.
No, I do not find it attractive.

Posted by: Mr.Crewstape at September 11, 2015 08:31 PM (hVdx9)

240 The Ned's song I always liked best was "Happy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmD08Na5VKI

"there is a house where I'll be in your hair, I'll go spare and leave you happy, in there"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2015 08:32 PM (AVEe1)

241
hirsute is a funny word because it sounds uncannily like hair-suit, which is pretty much what it is!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:32 PM (YcUKN)

242 I understand the fluke and fuck are synonyms.

Posted by: Hillajeb! at September 11, 2015 08:32 PM (LQLeS)

243 Is it donuts or doughnuts?


Whatever.

Posted by: Ariana Grande at September 11, 2015 08:33 PM (vsbNu)

244 Dog nuts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2015 08:33 PM (W5DcG)

245 hirsute is a funny word because it sounds uncannily like hair-suit, which is pretty much what it is!


That's called onomatopeeia.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 11, 2015 08:33 PM (8ZskC)

246 "we have a house where I'm in your hair", that is

makes more sense that way anyway

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2015 08:33 PM (AVEe1)

247 #238 Does antipasto mean you are against pasto?

*********

My Auntie Pasto is propasto.

Posted by: Hillajeb! at September 11, 2015 08:34 PM (LQLeS)

248 Thanks naturalfake you just put me off the Horsey sauce.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 08:28 PM (BO/km)



You didn't really think they meant horseradish, did you?

Posted by: Some Horse Jackin' It at September 11, 2015 08:35 PM (KUa85)

249 240 The Ned's song I always liked best was "Happy"

I'm on a binge. Happy will be next.

I own 3 CDs and I am hard pressed to remember any song titles.

Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2015 08:35 PM (2iV3X)

250
He was the wizard of a thousand kings
And I chanced to meet him one night wandering
He told me tales, and he drank my wine
Me and my magic man kinda feelin' fine

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:35 PM (rwI+c)

251 Main chute deployed.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

252 Ok, Horde. Off to grill some steaks. It's a beautiful fall day here in CO. BBL.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 11, 2015 08:36 PM (9iR5/)

253 supposably, supposably is a word, even though it isn't. It's supposedly.






Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 11, 2015 07:45 PM (0LHZx)


I know someone who says this often. I think really you don't know this, but some people don't.




Posted by: cm9000 at September 11, 2015 08:36 PM (hs7es)

254
So how bad is Longmire?
The season finale was very very stupid. I can't see how they continue the story.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:36 PM (YcUKN)

255 Apparently there is some type of 9/11 extravaganza on the networks tonight.

Either that or the progs are trying to rewrite history again...

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at September 11, 2015 08:36 PM (VNgld)

256
God, Simon Schama is an asshole. I know he and Ace are best buds but he is such a creepy Israel hater. He also wrote a fellatin documentary on Obama before the jackass was even inaugurated. -- that is how blind he is. He ticked me off this time linking to a NYorker story about this arab writer who fled Israel. Well, tough shit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 11, 2015 08:37 PM (iQIUe)

257 I suppose I should be wearing sup-hose.

Posted by: Hillajeb! at September 11, 2015 08:37 PM (LQLeS)

258 Just like "micro-aggression" training, I would bet that feminism teaches women to hate men to such an extent that it ruins their chances of establishing healthy relationships, marriage, and family.

Also by design.

RS McCain has done the research.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2015 08:38 PM (NOIQH)

259
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door.
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:38 PM (rwI+c)

260 O O O O O O O OOO

Posted by: Uriah Heep at September 11, 2015 08:38 PM (BO/km)

261 Can I sell you some Horsey Sauce?

Posted by: John Francois Le Kerry at September 11, 2015 08:39 PM (mcm0N)

262 "Balls!" said the queen.
If I had them I'd be king
And I'd lay all you sonsabitches.

Posted by: Hillajeb! at September 11, 2015 08:39 PM (LQLeS)

263
Blood rack, barbed wire
Politicians' funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:39 PM (rwI+c)

264 'Irregardless' isn't a word, but you know what it means, which makes it a word.

Posted by: Pedanticarian at September 11, 2015 08:39 PM (Z2JSa)

265 Devastating anti-Trump ad from the GCVA reported at the Free Beacon. Not sure the Trump campaign can survive this.
http://freebeacon.com/politics/shadowy-outside-group-targets-donald-trump-in-new-attack-ad/

Posted by: Raul Johnson at September 11, 2015 08:39 PM (LCbuZ)

266
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets' starving children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 11, 2015 08:39 PM (rwI+c)

267 Leftism is spiritually destructive as well, since it teaches people to bear guilt for things they actually didn't do (like being white makes you guilty of slavery) and justifies all sorts of truly sinful actions, such as teaching young people how to be mentally ill.

But if you're a Special Snowflake Victim, you are incapable of doing wrong. So time to Judge everyone for every slight.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 11, 2015 08:40 PM (0NdlF)

268 What's this about violins on television?

Posted by: Emily Litella at September 11, 2015 08:40 PM (LQLeS)

269 He ticked me off this time linking to a NYorker story about this arab writer who fled Israel. Well, tough shit.


Where'd he go? Syria?

I crack myself up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2015 08:40 PM (8ZskC)

270 Carly to Eric Bolling (doing O'Reilly), on Trump's comments: You know, when I was in 3rd grade, there was a little boy who really liked me and he called me names and pulled my little pigtails. I know when someone's flirting with me.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 11, 2015 08:40 PM (dvuhZ)

271 Blood rack, barbed wire
Politician's funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
21st Century Schizoid Man

Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2015 08:41 PM (M/lRw)

272
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournament's begun.
The purple piper plays his tune,
The choir softly sing;
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue,
For the court of the crimson king.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doubles up on the King Crimson at September 11, 2015 08:41 PM (rwI+c)

273
The keeper of the city keys
Puts shutters on the dreams.
I wait outside the pilgrim's door
With insufficient schemes.
The black queen chants the funeral march,
The cracked brass bells will ring;
To summon back the fire witch
To the court of the crimson king.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doubles up on the King Crimson at September 11, 2015 08:41 PM (rwI+c)

274 >>'Irregardless' isn't a word, but you know what it means, which makes it a word.

I was conversating with a pal about that....

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2015 08:41 PM (NOIQH)

275
The gardener plants an evergreen
Whilst trampling on a flower.
I chase the wind of a prison ship,
To taste the sweet and sour.
The pattern juggler lifts his hand;
The orchestra begin;
As slowly turns the grinding wheel
In the court of the crimson king.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doubles up on the King Crimson at September 11, 2015 08:41 PM (rwI+c)

276 #261 Can I sell you some Horsey Sauce?

****
What do you get when you mix horsey sauce with ketchup?
John Heinz Kerry

Posted by: Emily Litella at September 11, 2015 08:42 PM (LQLeS)

277
On soft grey mornings widows cry,
The wise men share a joke.
I run to grasp divining signs
To satisfy the hoax.
The yellow jester does not play
But gently pulls the strings
And smiles as the puppets dance
In the court of the crimson king.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doubles up on the King Crimson at September 11, 2015 08:42 PM (rwI+c)

278 Just like "micro-aggression" training, I would bet
that feminism teaches women to hate men to such an extent that it ruins
their chances of establishing healthy relationships, marriage, and
family.



Also by design.



RS McCain has done the research.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2015 08:38 PM (NOIQH)

Exactly. I've met a lot of the psycho women who've gone through Leftist programming, and not only did it keep them from having a lasting relationship, it's put me off dating for the past several years.
Every time I start to feel lonely, I just remember what's waiting for me out there, and then it's like "Nope! Not getting into that shit again."

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2015 08:42 PM (HalrA)

279 I know all the lyrics to "La Villa Strangiato".

Posted by: boastful type at September 11, 2015 08:42 PM (+sv10)

280 71
Nobody, in their wildest imaginations, would have entertained the possibility that, in our efforts, in the sacrifices of our military, would the state of our struggle against our enemies, be where it is today.

Today is a sad day of remembrance, made sadder to the point of depression by the reality of where we have come since 9-11
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at September 11, 2015 07:44 PM (BZAd3)


Yeah, I wasn't in the mood for reminiscing today. What's the point when we are surrendering to Islam on all fronts? I hate the way that 9/11 has become a day for weepy remembrance instead of inspiring steely resolve.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

281 "I'm not particularly impressed with hard rock or heavy metal. Remember, I spent the greater part of 1969 playing "21st Century Schizoid Man."

Posted by: Robert Fripp at September 11, 2015 08:43 PM (2iV3X)

282 You know I was just kidding doncha Carly ha ha hey don't you want to be my VP?

Posted by: DtheT at September 11, 2015 08:43 PM (BO/km)

283 Exactly. I've met a lot of the psycho women who've gone through Leftist programming, and not only did it keep them from having a lasting relationship, it's put me off dating for the past several years.
Every time I start to feel lonely, I just remember what's waiting for me out there, and then it's like "Nope! Not getting into that shit again."


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party
****

Have you checked out some of the hot homeless chicks under the overpass?

Posted by: Mr.Crewstape at September 11, 2015 08:44 PM (hVdx9)

284 >>But if you're a Special Snowflake Victim, you are incapable of doing wrong. So time to Judge everyone for every slight.


In the Left's world, victims are highest moral authority.
Think: Cindy Sheehan


So yeah, it teaches people to aspire to victimhood to get some of that authoritay, which leads to...Matress Girl and Jackie.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2015 08:44 PM (NOIQH)

285 Feminism = Female Chauvinism

Posted by: @votermom at September 11, 2015 08:44 PM (cbfNE)

286
Yeah, I wasn't in the mood for reminiscing today. What's the point when we are surrendering to Islam on all fronts? I hate the way that 9/11 has become a day for weepy remembrance instead of inspiring steely resolve.

Co-signed.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:44 PM (YcUKN)

287 This one's for Grump928(C)


There was a young man from Nantucket....

Posted by: Hillajeb! at September 11, 2015 08:44 PM (LQLeS)

288 I want to kill people who say "alls." "Alls you have to do is..."

Where THE FUCK does that one come from?

Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2015 08:44 PM (M/lRw)

289 Just like "micro-aggression" training, I would bet

that feminism teaches women to hate men to such an extent that it ruins

their chances of establishing healthy relationships, marriage, and

family.


If I had to design a memetic weapon to destroy a culture, I wouldn't be able to improve much on Leftism.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at September 11, 2015 08:44 PM (m9V0o)

290
Feminists are nothing more than closet sadists and dominatrixes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:45 PM (YcUKN)

291 i hate baby talkers

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 11, 2015 08:45 PM (0O7c5)

292
The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams,
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
When silence drowns the screams

Confusion will be my epitaph
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh,
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying,
Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying
Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 08:45 PM (rwI+c)

293 Alls yalls don't know nothing.

Posted by: DtheT at September 11, 2015 08:45 PM (BO/km)

294 9/11 should be a day for bombing terrorist sponsor-states

Posted by: @votermom at September 11, 2015 08:45 PM (cbfNE)

295
I hate "close" talkers.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:46 PM (YcUKN)

296 Nuthin. Damn autoerect.

Posted by: DtheT at September 11, 2015 08:46 PM (BO/km)

297 I hate up talkers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 08:46 PM (rwI+c)

298 Leftism is spiritually destructive as well, since it teaches people to bear guilt for things they actually didn't do (like being white makes you guilty of slavery) and justifies all sorts of truly sinful actions, such as teaching young people how to be mentally ill.

=====================================




This is not a wrestling match against a human opponent. We are wrestling
with rulers, authorities, the powers who govern this world of darkness,
and spiritual forces that control evil in the heavenly world

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 11, 2015 08:46 PM (dFi94)

299
Everyone here know what a close talker is?

It's a person who finds it necessary to be two inches away from your face to talk to you.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:47 PM (YcUKN)

300 Hey, Grump:

"The weaver in the web that he made."

Now, THAT'S a lyric, baby!

Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2015 08:47 PM (M/lRw)

301 Oooo, when I look back on the past,
it's a wonder I'm not yet extinct
All the mistakes and bad judgements I made
nearly pushed me to the brink
It doesn't pay to bee too nice,
It's the one thing I have learned
So I've made my fossil bed
And now I toss and turn

I'm a dinosaur!
Somebody is digging my bones

Posted by: Adrian Belew at September 11, 2015 08:47 PM (2iV3X)

302 Grumpy,

There is a live ELP performance of Tarkus where Greg Lake closes Battlefield with a shortened version of Epitaph--the two songs fit hand in glove, really very good.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 11, 2015 08:47 PM (tEDMc)

303 291 i hate baby talkers
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 11, 2015 08:45 PM (0O7c5)

Hah. What's that movie where Grouch Marx pushes a woman off a canoe because she started baby-talking?

Posted by: @votermom at September 11, 2015 08:48 PM (cbfNE)

304 >>I hate the way that 9/11 has become a day for weepy remembrance instead of inspiring steely resolve.

I see it as a day to remember WHO THE ENEMY IS.

I also hate "Boston Strong" because it was used to ensure that they skipped that whole "Boston Totally Pissed off and Seeking Vengeance" stage.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2015 08:48 PM (NOIQH)

305
Das Boot?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:48 PM (YcUKN)

306
The Raft?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:48 PM (YcUKN)

307
Lifeboat?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:48 PM (YcUKN)

308
The pilgrim wandered in
committing every sin that he could


soooo good

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 08:49 PM (rwI+c)

309 291 i hate baby talkers
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 11, 2015 08:45 PM (0O7c5)


Long story, but about 15 years ago I was best buds with my neighbor's cat, and sometimes I would cat-sit on weekends when she was away. Whenever I lapsed into baby talk, the cat would toss her head and give me an exasperated look. Every. Time.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

310 There is a live ELP performance of Tarkus where Greg Lake closes Battlefield with a shortened version of Epitaph--the two songs fit hand in glove, really very good.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living

----

"Welcome Back, My Friends, To The Show That Never Ends; Ladies And Gentlemen, Emerson, Lake & Palmer!"

First album I ever bought! And one of the best live albums of all time!

(And try to find an album title with more commas in it! I dare ya!)

Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2015 08:49 PM (M/lRw)

311
That's pretty weird, rickl, bro.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:50 PM (YcUKN)

312 There is a live ELP performance of Tarkus where Greg Lake closes Battlefield with a shortened version of Epitaph--the two songs fit hand in glove, really very good.

I think that's the tour when I saw them but seriously, I was so high that I'm not sure what I remember.

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 08:50 PM (rwI+c)

313 Where'd he go? Syria?

I crack myself up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2015 08:40 PM (8ZskC)

=========

Worse. UofIllinois, Champaign - Urbana.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 11, 2015 08:50 PM (iQIUe)

314 I hate windtalkers.

Posted by: some Jap cryptanalyst at September 11, 2015 08:50 PM (+sv10)

315 So how bad is Longmire?
The season finale was very very stupid. I can't see how they continue the story.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:36 PM (YcUKN)


I like it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 11, 2015 08:50 PM (fC9RO)

316
What's weirder is that's the short version.
You mean there's more to the story??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:51 PM (YcUKN)

317 You know who loves baby talk?

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 11, 2015 08:51 PM (vsbNu)

318
On Monday afternoon, we all head down to the river to throw our sins away...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 11, 2015 08:51 PM (iQIUe)

319 Horse Feathers
It was on TMC a couple of weeks ago. The Marx brothers in a college football thing.

Posted by: @votermom at September 11, 2015 08:51 PM (cbfNE)

320 I also hate "Boston Strong" because it was used to ensure that they skipped that whole "Boston Totally Pissed off and Seeking Vengeance" stage.

What Would Whitey Bulger Do?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2015 08:51 PM (AVEe1)

321 I broke down and bought the big reissue of "Brain Salad Surgery" (I usually balk at buying the same thing twice!)

But there are some cool recordings of live in-studio rehearsals.

Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2015 08:51 PM (M/lRw)

322
Can you name a song for each day of the week??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:52 PM (YcUKN)

323 294,

Works for me.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 11, 2015 08:52 PM (zyIlW)

324 The World's My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum live

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh_YGEQz1t8

Posted by: fluffy at September 11, 2015 08:52 PM (2iV3X)

325
Heck, that's so easy even I can do it. Except for Thursday.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:52 PM (YcUKN)

326 All-new 9/11 doc coming up on History.

Posted by: logprof at September 11, 2015 08:53 PM (vsbNu)

327 Goodbye
Dirty Thursday

Posted by: DtheT at September 11, 2015 08:54 PM (BO/km)

328 Crane falling in Mecca https://vid.me/TyuX

Posted by: NSA at September 11, 2015 08:54 PM (7wyDO)

329
Shark Tank is on in 2 minutes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:54 PM (YcUKN)

330 >>Can you name a song for each day of the week??


The Cure "Friday I'm in Love"

Got all days in one song.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2015 08:54 PM (NOIQH)

331
"Apropos is not a synonym for appropriate."

Thanks for pointing that out; it's one that always makes me cringe.

And:

:Hah. What's that movie where Grouch Marx pushes a woman off a canoe because she started baby-talking?:

Horsefeathers.

Posted by: Annalucia at September 11, 2015 08:54 PM (a5bF3)

332
Is that a real song?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:54 PM (YcUKN)

333 If the wiki is to be trusted, it was the Brain Salad Surgery tour which would have been their first in America. I guess that's right. I just remember some three-headed seaturtle skeleton or something hanging from the ceiling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 08:55 PM (rwI+c)

334 322
Can you name a song for each day of the week??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:52 PM (YcUKN)

"Always Saturday" --Guadalcanal Diary

"Sunday Morning" --Velvet Underground . . .

Posted by: logprof at September 11, 2015 08:55 PM (vsbNu)

335 Well, well, score another one for the anti-rape SJWs. In Pikesvill, Md, a 13-yr boy ran up and kissed a 14-yr old girl on a dare from his friends. He has now been charged with assault (as a juvenile) Police say no one was injured during the incident. Good to know, that. Kissing often leads to death.

This is where we are, thanks to the feminazis.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 11, 2015 08:56 PM (dvuhZ)

336 "I Don't Like Mondays"

"Tuesday Afternoon"

"Wednesday Morning, 3:00 AM"

"Hey, Little Man... Thursday's Child" (by Strawbs) or "Jersey Thursday" (by Donovan)

"Friday's Dream" (by Arena)

"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting"

"All On A Sunday" (by Spock's Beard)

Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2015 08:56 PM (M/lRw)

337 316
What's weirder is that's the short version.
You mean there's more to the story??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:51 PM (YcUKN)


I could go on for hours about Chloe. She was an amazing cat. I ended up adopting two of her kittens, one of which is still with me.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

338 "Monday Morning" --The Church

"Ruby Tuesday" --The Rolling Stones . . .

Posted by: logprof at September 11, 2015 08:56 PM (vsbNu)

339 Dirty Thursday was the flip side of Ruby Tuesday.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 08:56 PM (BO/km)

340
Monday, Monday
So good to me
Monday morning
It was all I hoped it would be

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 08:56 PM (rwI+c)

341
okay

Monday, Monday by the Mamas and the Papas
Tuesday's Gone by Lynrd Skynrd
Wednesday -- ??
Thursday -- ??
Friday -- damn this should be an easy one
Saturday Night Fever or that Bay City Rollers song
Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 08:56 PM (YcUKN)

342 >>What Would Whitey Bulger Do?

Heh.

It was done on Patriot's Day - you think those Lexington and Concord dudes would take an attack and not punch back twice as hard? They started a freakin revolution against the world's current superpower on that date.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2015 08:57 PM (NOIQH)

343 Heck, that's so easy even I can do it. Except for Thursday.
Posted by: Soothsayer

---

HA! I got 2 of 'em!

Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2015 08:57 PM (M/lRw)

344 I don't recall hearing "Jersey Thursday". Should I bother?

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 08:58 PM (BO/km)

345 what a good post, thanks ace

kissing = assault

what punishment should be meted out against those who brought the charges? if there's no cost, it will continue

Posted by: Feh at September 11, 2015 08:59 PM (Uk9e2)

346 I don't recall hearing "Jersey Thursday". Should I bother?
Posted by: freaked

Definitely. Acoustic ballad. Very moody, rainy day sort of thing.

Posted by: RKae at September 11, 2015 08:59 PM (M/lRw)

347 Can you name a song for each day of the week??

Eight Days a Week
Beatles

Posted by: johnny yuma at September 11, 2015 08:59 PM (ahBY0)

348 Pretty cool six-wheeled recovery vehicle racing across the steppe. Looks like a fun ride.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

349 Friday song - see #330

>>He has now been charged with assault (as a juvenile)

Too bad he didn't do this during one of Ken Jennings' Fisting seminars for students.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2015 09:00 PM (NOIQH)

350 I was thumbing my way from Montgomery
I had my guitar on my back
When a stranger stopped beside me
In an antique Cadillac

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 11, 2015 09:00 PM (nJpN0)

351 Definitely. Acoustic ballad. Very moody, rainy day sort of thing.


Yea. Then no.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 09:00 PM (BO/km)

352 Police say no one was injured during the incident.

Yeah, but there will be.

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 09:00 PM (rwI+c)

353 Some of this 0/11 home movie footage is really good.

Posted by: logprof at September 11, 2015 09:00 PM (vsbNu)

354 johnny yuma wins. And gets a bonus point.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 09:01 PM (BO/km)

355
Are you ready Steve? Uh-huh
Andy? Yeah
Mick? Okay
Alright fellas, let's go!

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 09:01 PM (rwI+c)

356 Ace: ...suggesting that Political Correctness/microagression culture taught in college is... warping their thinking, and making them mentally ill... I think it's 100% right and I'm glad someone had the guts to say so...

Yeah, but, um, I think I've been reading that very idea from many commenters here, for a long time now.

But, just Morons.

Posted by: mindful webworker - popping in at September 11, 2015 09:01 PM (ACs58)

357 He was dressed like 1950
Half drunk and hollow eyed

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 11, 2015 09:01 PM (nJpN0)

358
Anybody doing anything about willow?

If not, why not?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:03 PM (YcUKN)

359 Sitting here carb loading for tomorrow's Spartan Beast in Jersey.

Don't really need to carb load just like the excuse to eat extra helpings of pasta.


Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2015 09:03 PM (WVvzl)

360 Shakespeare used a lot of clichés.

This is one of the examples used to explain the use/misuse of the term cliché. But in itself, it is a very funny joke.

Posted by: HTL at September 11, 2015 09:03 PM (g9xCo)

361 He said it's a long walk to Nashville
Would you like to ride, son?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 11, 2015 09:04 PM (nJpN0)

362 "If not, why not?"

Volunteers.

You get what you pay for.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at September 11, 2015 09:05 PM (4vXIq)

363 Shakespeare in fact invented the black diamond with a question mark in it.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 09:05 PM (BO/km)

364 LOW...AND BEHOLD?
?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 11, 2015 09:06 PM (xq1UY)

365 Wth is a Hot Water Heater?!?!

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 11, 2015 09:07 PM (nJpN0)

366 Wth is a Free Gift?!?!?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 11, 2015 09:07 PM (nJpN0)

367 They're called clich©s

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 09:08 PM (BO/km)

368 Can you name a song for each day of the week??

"I don' wanna work, jus' wanna bang on de drum all day..."

Posted by: Barack "BJ" Obama at September 11, 2015 09:08 PM (FcR7P)

369
Paula Deen and Gary Busey will be on the next Dancing With The Stars

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:09 PM (YcUKN)

370 358
Anybody doing anything about willow?

If not, why not?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:03 PM (YcUKN)


I got IP banned here once. I think it lasted a month or two. The weird thing is I also got banned at a couple of other sites I frequent. I e-mailed the site owners. I never heard back from Ace, one of the others was able to fix it quickly, and the other one said he didn't know how to. Eventually the problem fixed itself, probably because my IP changed again.

I remember somebody at another site speculating that I must have gone on a drunken rampage one night and then had a blackout about it.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

371 DO we have confirmation that willow was banned?

If so, I can't imagine it would be a risk to unban her for her rarest of rare slip-ups (whatever it could have been).

We must tolerate morning Hector and the constant insults of trumpetdaddy and willow might have been banned? Makes no sense...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2015 09:10 PM (NOIQH)

372 Shakespeare in fact invented the black diamond with a question mark in it.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 09:05 PM (BO/km)


Yes, yes he did.

Although I (sort of) understand the limitations of the commenting software here, I can never predict if/how it will work in a particular situation. Nor could Shakespeare, I hasten to note.

Posted by: HTL at September 11, 2015 09:10 PM (g9xCo)

373 johnny cash has songs with days of the week in them

Posted by: Feh at September 11, 2015 09:10 PM (Uk9e2)

374 It was nice to see Pinker include the non-word "irregardless" on his list, but how then could you leave out 'orientate'?


"Myself" is another good one for when people are trying too hard to sound official.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 11, 2015 09:11 PM (Wckf4)

375 I got IP banned here once


Me too. I think it was an accident though. Gabe accidentally banned me.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 09:11 PM (BO/km)

376 Good news per Drudge...after big win on Iran, Obama's next goal is climate change.

Oh but I'm sure Boner and the Bitch will totally do everything they can to stop him.

PS: FUCK YOU CORKER!!

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 11, 2015 09:11 PM (0LHZx)

377 Paula Deen and Gary Busey will be on the next Dancing With The Stars
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:09 PM (YcUKN)

Obviously a sign of the apocalypse.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 11, 2015 09:12 PM (nJpN0)

378 Certain IPs are just toxic, I think. I don't think there was human action involved in my case.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 09:12 PM (sdi6R)

379 Wow, this documentary is riveting, like you don't even know what's going to happen next.

Posted by: logprof at September 11, 2015 09:12 PM (vsbNu)

380 "I could care less"

Posted by: Feh at September 11, 2015 09:12 PM (Uk9e2)

381 Has anyone ever seen trumpetdaddy and JeffB in the same place at the same time?


There you have it.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 11, 2015 09:12 PM (Wckf4)

382 big win? it's a disaster

the media scored it as a win? wtf

Posted by: Feh at September 11, 2015 09:13 PM (Uk9e2)

383 "hater" = someone who disagrees with me

I, uh, hate how that word has been twisted by the Left.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2015 09:13 PM (NOIQH)

384 359 Sitting here carb loading for tomorrow's Spartan Beast in Jersey.

Don't really need to carb load just like the excuse to eat extra helpings of pasta.


Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2015 09:03 PM (WVvzl)

_________

I'm having pizza for the first time in....hell I can't remember the last time I had it. Every now and then you gotta say fuck it and eat the bad stuff.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 11, 2015 09:13 PM (0LHZx)

385 "I could care less"

"No one is angrier than me"

Posted by: Barack Almighty at September 11, 2015 09:14 PM (FcR7P)

386 382 big win? it's a disaster

the media scored it as a win? wtf
Posted by: Feh at September 11, 2015 09:13 PM (Uk9e2)

___________

Well he hot what he wanted didn't he? What else would you call it.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 11, 2015 09:14 PM (0LHZx)

387 "defenestrate"

OK, not misused - I just like it.
My son was using that word all the time for a few months and it was great, because you just don't hear it enough.

"Gobsmacked", too.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2015 09:16 PM (NOIQH)

388
54 35 Trump and Sessions to throw sand into the DC Elites TPP machine. Rick Perry continues to sob like a little girl

When pressed for details as to how he would accomplish the things he has said he would do, he responded "terrifically".

Posted by: pep at September 11, 2015 07:39 PM (LAe3v)



Perry not being in the top tier, not being in the top four, is a reflection of the sad, stupid state this nation is in. He may not be the man but he is of the best of the men.



Posted by: Ralph at September 11, 2015 09:16 PM (tBswe)

389 "Stormy Monday" has all the days of the week.
It's such a rare song though, you hardly ever hear it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 11, 2015 09:16 PM (xq1UY)

390 "a disastrous blunder or treason" is what I call it

Posted by: Feh at September 11, 2015 09:17 PM (Uk9e2)

391 I'll be sure to tweet "Obama's #Winning" as nukes go off over Israel. /sarc

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2015 09:18 PM (NOIQH)

392 Wth is a Hot Water Heater?!?!
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet


One with faulty insulation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2015 09:19 PM (W5DcG)

393 When a prezzie gets his shit implemented, it's a win for him. I don't see how you argue against that. Whether you like what it is or not, you can't deny it's a win for him. And just like in sports, a win gets you pumped up for the next game, which for Obama is making electricity 30% more exoensive.

Ocnce again, fuck off Sen. Corker.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 11, 2015 09:19 PM (0LHZx)

394 In case no one said it yet (too lazy to go back to check)

A song for today:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mgozrtu


Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at September 11, 2015 09:20 PM (rhjQp)

395 Who knew Oscar De La Hoya was into ladies lingerie and fisitng? Here are the pixs of the lingerie. Fisting photos are coming:


http://blindgossip.com/?p=73580

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 11, 2015 09:21 PM (iQIUe)

396
"Stormy Monday" has all the days of the week.
It's such a rare song though, you hardly ever hear it.

There's the winner. Allman Bros. with brother Greg is my favorite version.

Posted by: johnny yuma at September 11, 2015 09:21 PM (ahBY0)

397 "Comprised of" is an annoyance of mine (thanks, dad!).

Correct: "Ace of Spades HQ comprises content from a plethora of Morons."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 11, 2015 09:21 PM (EHU9F)

398
anyone watching Shark Tank?

I think this "pipcorn" popcorn thing is meh.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:22 PM (YcUKN)

399 Sunday Monday
Happy days


Shall I go on?

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 09:23 PM (BO/km)

400 i see your point mew but I won't concede a thing to this jackass would-be Mao of a president

Posted by: Feh at September 11, 2015 09:25 PM (Uk9e2)

401
Never On Sunday -- the Chordettes

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:25 PM (YcUKN)

402 One of the cosmonauts who just landed broke the record for total days in space, 876 across multiple missions.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

403 Bowie's Friday On My Mind takes care of the work week. Don't think it covers the weekend, though.

Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2015 09:26 PM (FcR7P)

404 comprised of

yeah that one gets on my nerves

Posted by: Feh at September 11, 2015 09:27 PM (Uk9e2)

405 Every music video Susanna Hoffs has ever been in....

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 11, 2015 09:28 PM (DfCQN)

406
next product on Shark Tank: Squatty Potty

a toilet that is comfy and helps relieve constipation

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:28 PM (YcUKN)

407 Saturday, in the park, I think it was the 4th of July

Posted by: skip at September 11, 2015 09:29 PM (elU2t)

408 Evan Sayet's book is worth the read. It concentrates on how the lack of standards and values is kind of like...insanity.

Very good.

http://www.amazon.com/KinderGarden-Of-Eden-Modern-Liberal/dp/1480010421

Posted by: PJ at September 11, 2015 09:29 PM (cHuNI)

409 I think I got banned for a few months a couple of years ago for commenting on an antique thread. After several emails of begging Ace (or someone) set me free (why doncha babe? Get outta my life why doncha babe, whooahwhooha. Whatevah).

This has been a hard day. Odd that it has been worse than other 9/11's. Perhaps due to Iran deal and more Baroque bs to come. At any rate, think I am going to mourn forever more on this day. Love y'all. xoxo

#FreeWillow

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 11, 2015 09:30 PM (9XthY)

410 O/T: Something for the next gun thread

http://shop.tacticalshit.com/liberal-tears-gun-oil-6oz

Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative/pro-beer at September 11, 2015 09:31 PM (2XMpf)

411 Bowie's Friday on My Mind?
Do you mean The EasyBeats?
Good God man, were you born last night?
Stand up straight there, do up that collar button, and get off my parade ground.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 11, 2015 09:31 PM (xq1UY)

412
willow, if you're reading this:

We know you're in the Ether. Help is on the way!!
Well, maybe. Hopefully.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:33 PM (YcUKN)

413 "Mitigate" and "remediate" are also totally different. I made the mistake of using the former when I meant the latter in front of an information assurance guy once. Friggin' IA Nazis...

(j/k IA folks)

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 11, 2015 09:34 PM (EHU9F)

414 roads all torn up

fall starts on the 23rd

found some good drink in the city today

everybody was walking around pretty happy and bemoaning the poor Syrian "holocaust" not knowing that boy was safe in Turkey

and my distant boss wrote a truly dumbass reflection on 9/11

Posted by: Feh at September 11, 2015 09:34 PM (Uk9e2)

415
Ever use that expression? In the ether.
I haven't used it in ages. Hardly nobody uses it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:34 PM (YcUKN)

416 Heh. Brian May on NASA TV just now.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

417
I don't even know what it means, to be honest.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:35 PM (YcUKN)

418 "I could care less."


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 11, 2015 09:35 PM (1ijHg)

419 That's DOCTOR Brian May, Astrophysicist to you.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

420 Met the wife for lunch earlier this week. Since it was in the neighborhood, I ran by my favorite electronics store on my way home to see what goodies they might have had on the junk shelves.

Well, it happened to be an Amiga 2000HD. I've already got an Amiga 1000, but this one would be a nifty upgrade. Unfortunately, I can't get it to get past a 'not a DOS disk' pop up at startup. Trying my Kickstart 1.2 disks doesn't work, because it looks like it's already at 1.3. I downloaded the files I'll need, but short of building a custom serial cable to connect to a PC and transmitting it via serial into a RAMdisk to install to a floppy (!)...in short, anybody got an AmigaDOS 1.3 floppy sitting around?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 11, 2015 09:35 PM (oVJmc)

421 Here's your Friday song for 9/11/2015:

youtube.com/watch?v=wRfRIXg2spo

Posted by: Fritz at September 11, 2015 09:35 PM (3tjn4)

422 >>>
"defenestrate"<<<<<

I've just always got a kick out of the fact that they were chucking officials out of windows so often they had to have a word for it.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 11, 2015 09:36 PM (tEDMc)

423 Evan Sayet lost me when he said he was a friend of David Frum.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 11, 2015 09:36 PM (1ijHg)

424 sorry pap

remember 7" floppies?

Posted by: Feh at September 11, 2015 09:37 PM (Uk9e2)

425 Oh, sooth, ether's a heavy one. Once had an application in philosophy, when Descartes was doing physics. Also, "on the ethereal plane"? Same ether. And radio broadcasts went "through the ether." All-purpose term for the unseen.

It's refined out of ether/ore.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 11, 2015 09:38 PM (xq1UY)

426 remember 7" floppies?


I'm not touching that.

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 11, 2015 09:38 PM (BO/km)

427 I'll be sure to tweet "Obama's #Winning" as nukes go off over Israel. /sarc

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2015 09:18 PM (NOIQH)



When Netanyahu comes over here, I'm hoping he personally beats the living shit out of Barry. It's a beating that's long over due

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2015 09:39 PM (DiZBp)

428 next product on Shark Tank: Squatty Potty

a toilet that is comfy and helps relieve constipation
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:28 PM (YcUKN)



--Heh, is it like the sex toilet on Better Call Saul?

Posted by: logprof at September 11, 2015 09:40 PM (vsbNu)

429 67 So when did being nationalistic become a bad thing?
Posted by: Grump928(C)



Its only a "bad thing" if Americans are. Duh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2015 09:40 PM (zBP81)

430 For those who don't know, Brian May dropped out of college to play guitar in an up-and-coming rock band called Queen. They enjoyed quite a bit of success.

Eventually he went back to college and completed his Ph.D. He's had an asteroid named for him.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

431
Once had an application in philosophy, when Descartes was doing physics. Also, "on the ethereal plane"? Same ether. And radio broadcasts went "through the ether."

Nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:40 PM (YcUKN)

432 I was banned. I apologized and promised to behave myself.

I received a response to the effect : OK, but were keeping an eye on you.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 11, 2015 09:41 PM (1ijHg)

433 blue Monday
also has all the days of da week

Posted by: vizzy at September 11, 2015 09:41 PM (iumjx)

434 424 sorry pap

remember 7" floppies?

Posted by: Feh at September 11, 2015 09:37 PM (Uk9e2)


Don't be TOO sorry for him; it sounds like he has a working Amiga 1000...

/contemplates unpacking C-128 to see if it still functions

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 11, 2015 09:42 PM (EHU9F)

435
the sex toilet

ha!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:42 PM (YcUKN)

436 So when did being nationalistic become a bad thing?

Posted by: Grump928(C)




Its only a "bad thing" if Americans are. Duh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2015 09:40 PM (zBP81)


I never notice that countries like China, Japan, India or Mexico for that matter say that diversity is strength and they need a diverse population to succeed they way the left does in this country

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2015 09:43 PM (DiZBp)

437 I always thought May was the best part of Queen and yes I knew that. I saw Queen on the We Will Rock you tour and they did.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 09:43 PM (BO/km)

438 Scaramouche, Scaramouche can you do the fandango?

Posted by: NASA at September 11, 2015 09:44 PM (Dwehj)

439 The Love Toilet http://bit.ly/1KJC6mD

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 09:44 PM (rwI+c)

440 Posted by: Feh at September 11, 2015 09:37 PM (Uk9e2)

Don't be TOO sorry for him; it sounds like he has a working Amiga 1000...

/contemplates unpacking C-128 to see if it still functions

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
****

C-64 forever! Gunship!!!!

Posted by: Mr.Crewstape at September 11, 2015 09:44 PM (hVdx9)

441 The 70s were great times for concerts. They don't do em like that anymore,

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 09:45 PM (BO/km)

442 Nationalism is bad. Because of Fascist Italy and Nazi Germany and Tojo's Japan.

That's why!

Only International Communism and Worldwide Islam are tolerated,


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 11, 2015 09:45 PM (1ijHg)

443 Political Correctness/microagression culture taught in college is actually psychologically damaging students, warping their thinking, and making them mentally ill--
----------------

It starts much, much earlier these days. By the time they have reached college age, they are already over-sensitized. Case in Point: Dodge Blake.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 11, 2015 09:46 PM (9mTYi)

444
Isn't it past time for Alton to appear and greet us?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:46 PM (YcUKN)

445 Scaramouche, Scaramouche can you do the fandango?


Posted by: NASA at September 11, 2015 09:44 PM (Dwehj)


Tired of the tango

Fed up with fandango

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2015 09:46 PM (DiZBp)

446 369: Paula Deen and Gary Busey will be on the next Dancing With The Stars


Stars?? I don't watch DWTS but I thinks "stars" is being used way too loosely these days.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2015 09:47 PM (zBP81)

447 We are exceedingly happy that Ace decided to take on the seriously important topic of language errors tonight.

Posted by: The English Police at September 11, 2015 09:47 PM (laMCB)

448 "OK, but were keeping an eye on you."

Time to do my sexy striptease!!!!

Posted by: Mr.Crewstape at September 11, 2015 09:47 PM (hVdx9)

449 Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening.

Posted by: NASA at September 11, 2015 09:47 PM (Dwehj)

450 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 11, 2015 09:30 PM (9XthY)

Don't know what it was, but like you, this was a very bad day for me. I think because I now believe that my grand-children will live in an America beset by multiple 9/11's of various sizes, and all due to 52% of my fellow citizens community organized voters.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 11, 2015 09:48 PM (ftVQq)

451 The 70s were great times for concerts. They don't do em like that anymore,

It was my peak decade for Concerts. The Stones, Parliament, Yes, ELP, Clapton, Kiss and many more.

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 09:48 PM (rwI+c)

452 440 C-64 forever! Gunship!!!!

Posted by: Mr.Crewstape at September 11, 2015 09:44 PM (hVdx9)


Hey, I've got that! Damn keyboard overlay wouldn't fit on my keyboard...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 11, 2015 09:48 PM (EHU9F)

453 "to coin a phrase" when referring to an already existining phrase is extremely annoying. And "resiliency"; resilience is a perfectly good word.

Posted by: Raul Johnson at September 11, 2015 09:48 PM (LCbuZ)

454 TV alert. If you have DirecTV or the Ovation channel they are showing "Firefly" Friday's at 9PM.


I've seen exactly one episode so I'll be watching.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 11, 2015 09:49 PM (k0ySO)

455 BOC, Dylan, The Moody Blues

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 09:49 PM (rwI+c)

456 Ether is fine

Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative/pro-beer at September 11, 2015 09:49 PM (2XMpf)

457 The Doobies

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 09:50 PM (rwI+c)

458
Abused words?
How about 'eager' vs. 'anxious'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 11, 2015 09:50 PM (9mTYi)

459 Shit, I almost forgot Elvis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 09:50 PM (rwI+c)

460 The most frequently misused words in English.

I always had problems with "eminent" and "imminent". Luckily, in my job it doesn't matter. All I need is empathy.

Posted by: Empathetic Wise Latina at September 11, 2015 09:50 PM (zc3Db)

461 The 3 Musketeers of Sacramento, just wrapping up on Megyn. Sweet, sweet guys.
Oh, and [nohomo] ass-kicking sonsabitches, with a good Christian education.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 11, 2015 09:51 PM (xq1UY)

462 Now the rainman gave me two cures
Then he said, "Jump right in"
The one was Texas medicine
The other was just railroad gin
And like a fool I mixed them
And it strangled up my mind
And now people just get uglier
And I have no sense of time

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 09:51 PM (sdi6R)

463 I probably averaged a concert every three months for the decade.

That's a lot of shows, though some weren't so good. Styx, for one, sucked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 09:51 PM (rwI+c)

464 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 11, 2015 09:51 PM (KCxzN)

465 Ether is fine


Cwistmas ain't bad ether.

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at September 11, 2015 09:51 PM (BO/km)

466
'Notoriety'
Often misused. I cringe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 11, 2015 09:52 PM (9mTYi)

467 The most frequently misused words in English.

I like to throw "per se" around, even though I haven't got a clue how to use it. That's okay, I just tell people that I'm talking Austrian, anyway. I'm so clever, per se!

Posted by: King Admiral Emperor Barky at September 11, 2015 09:52 PM (zc3Db)

468
chemjeff, you missed when we discovered and discussed the elemental symbol for lead

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:52 PM (YcUKN)

469
Discussed it moronically, of course.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:52 PM (YcUKN)

470 Most Democrats believe Bush knew about 9/11 ahead of time and allowed it to happen for nefarious purposes. Per a 2011 Politico article on a Gallup poll.


The fact that we don't mention that EVERY DAMN 9/11 anniversary shows how much we need to learn about the political war we're in.

Posted by: CJ at September 11, 2015 09:52 PM (K00f7)

471 The 3 Musketeers of Sacramento, just wrapping up on Megyn.






I wouldn't mind "wrapping up" on her. Know what I mean. Nudge nudge wink wink

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2015 09:52 PM (DiZBp)

472 I also thought this 9/11 was especially hard. Maybe because we had hoped to win by now and yet we are further into hell than ever?


Posted by: PJ at September 11, 2015 09:52 PM (cHuNI)

473
Brian May is an asshole. He chides others for their carbon footprint while he burns carbon like there is no tomorrow. All his specials have him flying around the globe and never using stock footage. He lives in London, teaches in some northern UK university cant remember which one and works in Geneva. He also does that stupid Christmas Eve atheist show on BBC with that other UK nut .

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 11, 2015 09:53 PM (iQIUe)

474 Hi , how are you Morons doing?

T

Posted by: Farmer at September 11, 2015 09:53 PM (o/90i)

475 Notoriety is not to be confused with famous.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 11, 2015 09:53 PM (1ijHg)

476

Shouldn't it be 'æther' ?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 11, 2015 09:53 PM (9mTYi)

477

^^^

Isn't it past time for Alton to appear and greet us?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:46 PM

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:53 PM (YcUKN)

478 468


chemjeff, you missed when we discovered and discussed the elemental symbol for lead

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 11, 2015 09:52 PM (YcUKN)

What, plumbum? good stuff

Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative/pro-beer at September 11, 2015 09:54 PM (2XMpf)

479 comprised of

yeah that one gets on my nerves

Posted by: Feh at September 11, 2015 09:27 PM (Uk9e2)


Not nearly as much as people who say "hate on" drive me up a fucking wall.

I understand using idiot slang as a joke but FFS ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2015 09:54 PM (zc3Db)

480 Notoriety is not to be confused with famous.

Posted by: Grampa
----

Unless, of course, one means 'famously bad'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 11, 2015 09:54 PM (9mTYi)

481 Sex Toilet:

https://youtu.be/54OYS_mZlBE

Posted by: logprof at September 11, 2015 09:54 PM (vsbNu)

482 So... homo naledi.

Razib Khan is pretty psyched about this.

I've also seen some pictures:
https://twitter.com/johnhawks

Looks pretty well-preserved.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2015 09:55 PM (AVEe1)

483 Shouldn't it be 'æther' ?

Ether way is cowwect.

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at September 11, 2015 09:55 PM (BO/km)

484 Not nearly as much as people who say "hate on" drive me up a fucking wall.
-------------

You should 'reach out' to those folks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 11, 2015 09:55 PM (9mTYi)

485 Look out, it's Mike Diphthong!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 11, 2015 09:55 PM (xq1UY)

486 Sex Toilet:

Blumpkin?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 11, 2015 09:55 PM (Dwehj)

487
Look out, it's Mike Diphthong!


Posted by: Stringer Davis

Hey, he was a helluva coach for da Bears.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at September 11, 2015 09:57 PM (+1T7c)

488 473: He also does that stupid Christmas Eve atheist show on BBC with that other UK nut .


I wonder if Brian May does the same on the eve of Ramadan?? Its a rhetorical wonder.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2015 09:57 PM (zBP81)

489 Oh black diamond
Keep on woeling

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at September 11, 2015 09:57 PM (BO/km)

490 "eminent" and "imminent"

Don't get me started on Immanentizing The Eschaton.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2015 09:58 PM (AVEe1)

491 Brian May wrote the song "39":

In the year of '39 assembled here the volunteers
In the days when lands were few
Here the ship sailed out into the blue and sunny morn
The sweetest sight ever seen

And the night followed day
And the story tellers say
That the score brave souls inside
For many a lonely day sailed across the milky seas
Ne'er looked back, never feared, never cried

Don't you hear my call though you're many years away
Don't you hear me calling you
Write your letters in the sand
For the day I take your hand
In the land that our grandchildren knew

In the year of '39 came a ship in from the blue
The volunteers came home that day
And they bring good news of a world so newly born
Though their hearts so heavily weigh
For the earth is old and grey, to a new home we'll away
But my love this cannot be
For so many years have gone though I'm older but a year
Your mother's eyes, from your eyes, cry to me


Don't you hear my call though you're many years away
Don't you hear me calling you
All the letters in the sand cannot heal me like your hand

For my life
Still ahead
Pity me.


It'a about a space voyage at relativistic speeds. I think he's saying there that when the spaceman returns to Earth, he finds that his daughter is elderly.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 09:58 PM (sdi6R)

492 I also thought this 9/11 was especially hard. Maybe because we had hoped to win by now and yet we are further into hell than ever?

Because we just gave the Gift of Nuclear to Iran? "Look upon my works, ye whities, and despair."

Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2015 09:59 PM (FcR7P)

493 Good Lord (the real Lord, not the one of the moon death cult)... all those daddies that kissed their little girls good-bye that morning without knowing it was the last time...just....Son of the real God, forgive me.





Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 11, 2015 09:59 PM (yxw0r)

494 That's deep rickl. Real deep. Is there a guitar part?

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at September 11, 2015 10:00 PM (BO/km)

495 Off you swilly swock.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2015 10:01 PM (BO/km)

496 473
Brian May is an asshole. He chides others for their carbon footprint while he burns carbon like there is no tomorrow. All his specials have him flying around the globe and never using stock footage. He lives in London, teaches in some northern UK university cant remember which one and works in Geneva. He also does that stupid Christmas Eve atheist show on BBC with that other UK nut .
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 11, 2015 09:53 PM (iQIUe)


Oh great. Well, I was never all that much of a Queen fan anyway. "A Night at the Opera" was the main album I liked.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 10:02 PM (sdi6R)

497 At this point with English going WTFATP what difference does it make?

Posted by: skip at September 11, 2015 10:03 PM (elU2t)

498 Battle of the Mormon schools on ESPN. Utah/Utah State. Pretty good so far.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2015 10:04 PM (zBP81)

499 http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/clinton-campaign-collapses-literally_1028439.html

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 11, 2015 10:04 PM (oVJmc)

500 "Imminent Front" Great song.


That front is near at hand.

Posted by: CJ at September 11, 2015 10:05 PM (K00f7)

501 Be well all,
Bedtime here.
T

Posted by: Farmer at September 11, 2015 10:05 PM (o/90i)

502 494 That's deep rickl. Real deep. Is there a guitar part?
Posted by: Bawny Fwank at September 11, 2015 10:00 PM (BO/km)


Dude, it was the 70s. Of course it was deep. *tokes*

I think he was playing acoustic in that song, which was one reason I liked it. I was never much into the more bombastic types of rock.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

503 anybody got an AmigaDOS 1.3 floppy sitting around?

I'm cleaning out the attic, I'll let you know.

Posted by: SarahW at September 11, 2015 10:05 PM (3fTXW)

504 Did a comment at ~486 disappear?

Too bad about Brian May being a lefty douche. Then again, I kinda presume any musician or actor to be such which is why I actively avoid reading about those whose performances I enjoy.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 11, 2015 10:07 PM (EHU9F)

505 A song for each weekday? I know one for Little scandis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK2ziD550fE

Posted by: SarahW at September 11, 2015 10:09 PM (3fTXW)

506 nood

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 11, 2015 10:10 PM (EHU9F)

507
Too much thinking, too sophisticated.

9/11: We should have been wheels before the sun set.




Posted by: Ralph at September 11, 2015 10:10 PM (tBswe)

508 Since Obama is so desirous to bring 10000+ Syrians into USA, have them placed in area completely within a square mile radius around the future home of soon to be retired Obama.

Posted by: Nobody cares at September 11, 2015 10:11 PM (S3Pu1)

509 504: Yep. See Neal Peart, Rush.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2015 10:11 PM (zBP81)

510 Ace doesn't know how close to the flame he fly's,











The power is absolutly corupt.
http://canadafreepress.com/article/58854













Posted by: aces' min'ons at September 11, 2015 10:11 PM (0/7ih)

511
--That reminds me: People screw up "just deserts" all the time.
Posted by: logprof at September 11, 2015 07:43 PM (vsbNu)

Yep. But the most irritating misspelling out there, IMO, is "looser" for "loser." I don't recall ever seeing that or realizing it was a common error until the advent of the Internet. Then I suddenly saw it everywhere and it makes me crazy.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at September 11, 2015 10:12 PM (P8951)

512 I need advice on how to fox auto-correct and how to tell a comma from a floater.

Posted by: SarahW at September 11, 2015 10:14 PM (3fTXW)

513 510: Silly boy. This is all part fundamentally transforming America. Those 10000+ Syrians will be going to the districts of our beloved god king, President Unicorn, true enemies; those Americans that don't properly tongue bathe and worship Him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2015 10:15 PM (zBP81)

514 it's friday night, that's as close as i can get (sorry) not sorry.

Posted by: aces' min'ons at September 11, 2015 10:17 PM (0/7ih)

515 463 I probably averaged a concert every three months for the decade.

That's a lot of shows, though some weren't so good. Styx, for one, sucked.
Posted by: Grump928(C) okay, one more at September 11, 2015 09:51 PM (rwI+c)


I didn't go to my first concert until 1978, but gradually stepped up the pace in the 80s. But it wasn't until the 90s that I really went nuts. There were various national and local performers I followed, and there was hardly a weekend went by that I didn't see some kind of live performance, ranging from major rock bands in stadiums to local folk musicians in coffeehouses. Sometimes on consecutive nights.

Eventually by the late 90s I realized how much money I was spending on entertainment and dialed it back a notch, or several notches. Nowadays I'm practically a hermit. I much prefer small venues to large ones.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

516 507
Anybody remember eight-inch hard-sectored floppies?

Well, yes. I confess I do. I was just a slip of a girl....but I enjoyed a well-formatted hard-drive, too.

I mostly made coffee and copied things from the stacks but my First workstation was a DEC Rainbow 100, as I made coffee for a fancy research scientist with huuge grants.

Posted by: SarahW at September 11, 2015 10:20 PM (3fTXW)

517 Bombastic. Doesn't just mean "loud."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 11, 2015 10:22 PM (xq1UY)

518 510 so far have heard Chicago, Hawaii, and I bet DC because at the end of his reign we still won't be rid of him.

Posted by: skip at September 11, 2015 10:24 PM (elU2t)

519 It should be a law that every kid has to take at least 2 years of Latin.

Posted by: SarahW at September 11, 2015 10:29 PM (3fTXW)

520 519 Bombastic. Doesn't just mean "loud."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 11, 2015 10:22 PM (xq1UY)


Exactly. Queen was very bombastic. While speed metal is not my style either, they are often not bombastic.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2015 10:31 PM (sdi6R)

521 94:
"If [x happens], I'm going to loose it" is perfectly proper English if "it" is the kraken.

Posted by: Dr Weevil at September 11, 2015 10:39 PM (KVnu7)

522 abomus a mat

Posted by: bob dave stue at September 11, 2015 10:47 PM (0/7ih)

523 had a guy call in today.
(football started yesterday 09/10/15)
canceled his nfl redzone.
contract says' must cancel before opening day , which is 09/12/15,
cancelled his red zone and credited the 42.06
question was that wrong or customer
service?

Posted by: bob dave stue at September 11, 2015 10:54 PM (0/7ih)

524 That science thing; Every time I bought camping gear they told me it's harder to ball water in the mountains, something about atmospheric pressure I think.


Posted by: Ralph at September 11, 2015 11:36 PM (tBswe)

525 "Donald Trump estimated that it will take 18 months
to two years to get the roughly 11 million immigrants living in the U.S.
illegally to leave the country, and that he would then build a wall
running along the border with Mexico."

Is it implied that you can't do both concurrently?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 11, 2015 11:50 PM (VdICR)

526 The only thing necessary is to stop giving away candy,

Posted by: Ralph at September 11, 2015 11:57 PM (tBswe)

527 They forget 'decimate'.

Posted by: MsYoung at September 12, 2015 08:00 AM (gGclU)

528 Who knew? I knew.

Posted by: Brett at September 12, 2015 09:53 AM (626rk)

529 See, sometimes I think linguists are so rigid that they don't look at the world around them. For example, "begs the question" is almost always used "incorrectly." At what point does it then become standard or at least acceptable? I'd argue that we're at that point already.

There were several other examples along these lines. This reminds of Merriam-Webster's entry on many people's least-favorite word, "irregardless":

"Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that 'there is no such word.' There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead."

I agree with everything they have to say. We may not be happy that "irregardless" is a word (believe me--I'm a copy editor). "Regardless" is definitely better. But it *is* a word. Denying it just makes people look pompous and ignorant.

Posted by: John at September 13, 2015 11:53 AM (1B1oh)

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