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Morning Post (8-31-15)

Happy Monday. Now go to work.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 07:49 AM




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1 First

Posted by: Ducky Davis at August 31, 2015 07:51 AM (8R8mX)

2 Morning everyone. First?

Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2015 07:51 AM (FvdPb)

3 Morning.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at August 31, 2015 07:52 AM (YCG8H)

4 Hola.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2015 07:52 AM (TxJGV)

5 The secret to not being banned is to lurk

Posted by: Ducky Davis at August 31, 2015 07:52 AM (8R8mX)

6 Guess not. That's what I get for reading the post before commenting. Sigh!

Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2015 07:52 AM (FvdPb)

7 Straightness is just a Social Construct

Apparently being straight has nothing to do with being heterosexual or not. Straightness has been redefined to be a system of White/Middle Class oppression of everyone else.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9797

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 31, 2015 07:52 AM (0TXlm)

8 Work is for little people.

Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at August 31, 2015 07:53 AM (u5gzz)

9 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9823

Posted by: The Newsworthy Hat at August 31, 2015 07:54 AM (0TXlm)

10 Hillary, in an effort to revive her flagging campaign, described Republicans as terrorists who are loading Mexicans on boxcars, presumably for transport to Auschwitz.

This is how she "revives" her campaign?

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2015 07:54 AM (TxJGV)

11 News links on ONT around 450.

Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 07:55 AM (t2KH5)

12
Seventy-five former lawmakers are urging Congress to back the Iran deal ahead of next months vote, calling it the "most viable means" to block Tehran from getting a nuclear weapon.

The helpful GOPers that make it "bi-partisan":

Representative Paul Findley (R-IL)
Representative Wayne Gilchrest (R-MD)
Senator Richard Lugar (R-IN)
Representative Philip Ruppe (R-MI)

http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/senate

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 07:55 AM (kdS6q)

13
Work is for little people.

Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at August 31, 2015 07:53 AM (u5gzz)
_____________________

Tell it Bill!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 31, 2015 07:55 AM (HSmrB)

14 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 31, 2015 07:56 AM (ZQfW9)

15 Viiiiiiiiiccccc!

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 31, 2015 07:57 AM (RD7QR)

16 where's everybody at?

Posted by: DanMan at August 31, 2015 07:57 AM (IeET+)

17 Hillary for Prison 2016!

Posted by: Nikkolai at August 31, 2015 07:57 AM (aEfC9)

18 12 The helpful GOPers that make it "bi-partisan":

Representative Paul Findley (R-IL)
Representative Wayne Gilchrest (R-MD)
Senator Richard Lugar (R-IN)
Representative Philip Ruppe (R-MI)

http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/senate


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 07:55 AM (kdS6q)

RINOs always got to RINO.

Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 07:58 AM (t2KH5)

19 nevermind

Posted by: DanMan at August 31, 2015 07:58 AM (IeET+)

20 Hillary, in an effort to revive her flagging campaign, described Republicans as terrorists who are loading Mexicans on boxcars, presumably for transport to Auschwitz.

This is how she "revives" her campaign?

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2015 07:54 AM (TxJGV)


She's showing proper respect to Republicans, those damn terrorists. Now shut your whore mouth!

Posted by: RickZ at August 31, 2015 07:58 AM (HEtQ3)

21 I'm still stuck on the picture of Salma Hayek from yesterday. Best looking economist, evah.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2015 07:58 AM (TxJGV)

22
Coming soon to a Pakistani riot near your:

The 'Birmingham Koran' fragment that could shake Islam after carbon-dating suggests it is OLDER than the Prophet Muhammad

http://tinyurl.com/o3p4x8h

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 07:58 AM (kdS6q)

23 Looks like Trump is about to blow up the race again when he releases his tax plan in a couple days.

Uhhh, Not Trumps, you guys better get your ass's in gear or this thing is going to be over before Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 07:58 AM (eDW1j)

24 Yeah, I'm relevant. I'm severely fuckin' relevant. Bitches.

Posted by: Chris Christie at August 31, 2015 08:00 AM (u5gzz)

25 Hillary for Prison 2016!

Posted by: Nikkolai at August 31, 2015 07:57 AM (aEfC9)
_________________

HAHHAAHHAHAhhahahhHAHHAAHhaHahahHAHhha,,,, I'm above it all.... Now,, off to work peasant...


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 31, 2015 08:01 AM (HSmrB)

26 Vic, I see you complaining TFG changed the name of McKinley. Any odds he changes the name of Rushmore to "Mt. Obama"? Tarantino would give that up-twinkles.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2015 08:01 AM (TxJGV)

27 I don't understand: CNN reports that the American sub Seawolf has broken through the ice at the North Pole...It's summer in the north, there is ice at the North Pole? Wasn't it a few years ago that they reported that the North Pole was free of ice because of GW... Or is this report of something that happened years ago?

Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2015 08:01 AM (eoM8x)

28 Hillary, in an effort to revive her flagging campaign, described Republicans as terrorists who are loading Mexicans on boxcars, presumably for transport to Auschwitz.
______________________

Boxcars to Auschwitz?

Won't they drown before they get there?

Posted by: Himmler's Right-Hand Man at August 31, 2015 08:02 AM (a31sM)

29 26
Vic, I see you complaining TFG changed the name of McKinley. Any odds
he changes the name of Rushmore to "Mt. Obama"? Tarantino would give
that up-twinkles.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2015 08:01 AM (TxJGV)

I do not recognize his name change and will continue to call it Mt McKinely. He can piss up a rope.

Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 08:03 AM (t2KH5)

30 Chris, if you promise to shut up I may give you a job in the WH. Cleaning my toupees.

Posted by: Teh Donald! at August 31, 2015 08:04 AM (oeKmd)

31 Are Hillary's people reading this site? I believe her 'republicans are going to use rail cars to send 11 million illegals back to mexico' wasposted on this site. Now that is a rip-off of Nip-Sip's comments from last week. Only Sip said Trump instead of republicans.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 31, 2015 08:04 AM (rnH8X)

32 I wonder if Gabe will get any work done today or if he'll just play on twitter.

Posted by: Draki at August 31, 2015 08:06 AM (0eidE)

33 Advice to incoming freshmen: only screw townie girls.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 31, 2015 08:06 AM (rwI+c)

34 Boxcars to Auschwitz?

Won't they drown before they get there?




*touches nose*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 31, 2015 08:07 AM (rwI+c)

35 Help me Pixy, you are my only hope.

Home IP is blocked.

#twoweeks

Rats...

MH to, over 1 year.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at August 31, 2015 08:07 AM (4pjhs)

36 Inre Mt. McKinley (and it will always be so in my vocabulary)...

Wasn't there some kind of similar dustup years ago about Cape Kennedy?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 31, 2015 08:07 AM (eytER)

37 "Happy Monday. Now go to work."

You're not the boss of me!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 08:08 AM (VPLuQ)

38 Vic is "back" and we're already playing hide'n'go seek with the news?

Must be Monday. We even got Gabe!

Morning, Glories! Here in the middle of America the sun just rose, blazing red between the trees on the horizion, igniting the fog on the pastures. Nature don't Monday.

Posted by: mindful webworker - by which I mean at August 31, 2015 08:08 AM (V0CWC)

39 And the usual thougthul people /sarc replying to the "Daily Mail article on the earlier dating on the Koran "Why do people need these crutches-(Religion in general? or "Religion is only responsible for violence in the world." However, I note these same people don't have any particular critique of Islam

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2015 08:10 AM (OSs/l)

40
Democratic Clinton/Obama bagman getting away with kiddie dibbling:

Terry Bean, a prominent Democratic Party fundraiser and co-founder of the Human Rights Campaign and the Gay Lesbian Victory Fund who was arrested last November on sex abuse charges involving a 15-year-old boy will have his case dismissed because the alleged victim refuses to testify. Bean and his ex-boyfriend Kiah Loy Lawson were each charged with two counts of third-degree sodomy and third-degree sexual abuse.

The boy doesnt want testify and has attempted suicide because hes traumatized by the prospect of being forced to appear, said his attorney, Lori Deveny.

http://tinyurl.com/o57ez49

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 08:10 AM (kdS6q)

41

DAY 1,028

435 to go (508 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2015 08:10 AM (St6BJ)

42 Cabbage truck turned over on the highway, spilling its contents over the opposing lanes, choking traffic both ways.

Which is only sort of funny to me.

Posted by: Bigby's Clenched Fist at August 31, 2015 08:10 AM (3ZtZW)

43
You want Gabriel and is horn.

You'd settle for Gabe Dell.

You'll get Gabe Malor.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2015 08:11 AM (St6BJ)

44 42 Cabbages or alien seed pods!?

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2015 08:11 AM (sPO3u)

45
36 Hoover Dam had the same issue at one point.
It's what they spend time on instead of wasting it fixing the country

Posted by: MAx at August 31, 2015 08:11 AM (LAliD)

46 Hillary, in an effort to revive her flagging campaign, described Republicans as terrorists

This is where I'd love to hear Trump tell Granny to get out of the liquor cabinet.

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2015 08:11 AM (FcR7P)

47 Welcome back Vic.

Morning all.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 31, 2015 08:11 AM (XIe73)

48 42 Cabbage truck turned over on the highway, spilling its contents over the opposing lanes, choking traffic both ways.

Which is only sort of funny to me.
Posted by: Bigby's Clenched Fist at August 31, 2015 08:10 AM (3ZtZW)


"Cabbage crates over the briny!"

"Sorry, old man. Don't understand your banter."

- - Monty Python bit

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2015 08:12 AM (St6BJ)

49 Rise and shine - those yutes aren't gonna teach themselves . . .
Yawn

Coffeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: Far Post at August 31, 2015 08:12 AM (stZ9t)

50
37 I saw that Baltimore just set a new record for murders.
Go for the gold!!!

Posted by: MAx at August 31, 2015 08:12 AM (LAliD)

51 36 Wasn't there some kind of similar dustup years ago about Cape Kennedy?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 31, 2015 08:07 AM (eytER)

Yes, and they finally changed it back to the original Cape Canaveral.

Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 08:13 AM (t2KH5)

52
An ad for "Coalition to Stop Internet Gambling"?

Really?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2015 08:13 AM (VLTL9)

53 >>>>Coming soon to a Pakistani riot near your:

The 'Birmingham Koran' fragment that could shake Islam after carbon-dating suggests it is OLDER than the Prophet Muhammad
.
.
.Oops......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2015 08:14 AM (iONHu)

54 Boxcars to Auschwitz?

Won't they drown before they get there?



Gub'mint grant for developing sub cars?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 08:14 AM (E9ede)

55 >>> Cabbages or alien seed pods!?



There's a difference?

Posted by: Bigby's Clenched Fist at August 31, 2015 08:15 AM (3ZtZW)

56 My retarded midget SIL is running for president? Just what this country needs.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 08:15 AM (P6Jv8)

57 Whoever is making the "Hillary for Prison 2016" posters and bumper stickers is going to make a fortune.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 31, 2015 08:15 AM (1ijHg)

58 Since my first comment of the day got severely willowed, I'm reposting it:

513 465 Democrats are rejecting Obama's sellout to Iran.

Not really. In fact, in the Senate they may have enough votes to filibuster the Iran deal up or down vote.

The article is talking about a DNC meeting, where they were trying to get a vote of confidence for TFG's sellout. But DWS, worried that her Jewish liberals support might take too big of a hit over this, blocked that resolution.

But yeah, it's still an embarrassment to TFG, so look for him to get some retribution on ole Debbie somehow. He's not the forgivin' sort, unless it's our enemies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 31, 2015 08:15 AM (gyKtp)

59 Re Hillary's comments concerning Republicans and boxcars, I'd love to see a Republican talk about Democrats and their support for high speed rail boxcars hauling away the dead babies from Planned Parenthood centers!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2015 08:15 AM (ftVQq)

60
We already have the Denali National Forest, which is about as large in area as most states. But we have to slap the memory of President McKinley in the face.

White, Republican, pro business, ANTI-LYNCHING and hired numerous blacks for high level civil service.

But, racism.

This fucking guy can go choke on an Eskimo Pie.
Cocksucking commie momzer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2015 08:15 AM (St6BJ)

61 I thought most States had changed their law on children sex abuse cases where the child was not required to testify in person.

Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 08:15 AM (t2KH5)

62 @22 - are you kidding? Muz are fully as capable of twisting science to serve ideology as Western progs. It'll be disappeared.

Posted by: JEM at August 31, 2015 08:16 AM (o+SC1)

63 Fun piece in the The Federalist about rich people wanting school districting laws enforced to keep illegals out of their public schools.

Posted by: Draki at August 31, 2015 08:17 AM (0eidE)

64 LBJ changed the name of "Cape Canaveral" - NASA, post office and land form all- to "Cape Kennedy" by EO.

The. It got changed back, except for KSC.

Also by EO.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 31, 2015 08:17 AM (brIR5)

65
I gotta finish a blog post.

BBL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2015 08:17 AM (St6BJ)

66 By what authority does Obama rename Mt McKinley?

Stop laughing!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 31, 2015 08:17 AM (rwI+c)

67 52
An ad for "Coalition to Stop Internet Gambling"?

Really?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2015 08:13 AM (VLTL9)

Based in Vegas, probably. Online gambling would be a killer for them.


About the Koran fragment: It's not necessarily a big deal. They dated the parchment, but it could be that the parchment existed for a while before it was written on; parchment would have been a valuable thing that they would only write on for an important reason.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 31, 2015 08:17 AM (RD7QR)

68 We should pass a federal law that forbids naming any building, road, bridge, airport, mountain, park or any other location or structure, man-made or natural, after ANY politician, unless he or she has been dead for at least 100 years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2015 08:18 AM (a31sM)

69
Can we change it to Cape Crusader?

"I KEEEEL YOU!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2015 08:18 AM (St6BJ)

70 My plan for goofing off at work today was foiled by a missed Amazon product delivery over the weekend.

Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2015 08:18 AM (6xtq3)

71 Over the weekend I was reminded that:

My rich doctor sister is "all-in" with Bernie Sanders and taking money from rich people, which she insists she isn't because she worked hard for it or something.

Couple of teacher/friends that despise Common Core and working against it are "all-in" with Hillary because they are women and everybody knows Republicans hate women and education so of course.

Nephew, good kid but completely brainwashed by liberal parents is about to enter college, probably to study engineering is "all-in" on drastic climate change legislation that would destroy his economic future that he is worried about.

and the list goes on and on.

Some days, I want to throw up my hands and say Let It Burn, let's give the liberals what they want and sit back and enjoy the show (with passport and travel documents handy of course). Only thing that stops me are my two small children.


Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at August 31, 2015 08:19 AM (1BQGO)

72
Oh, that Democratic boy rapist mentioned above? BFF with Republican Senator Gordon Smith.

Because Big Tent.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 08:19 AM (kdS6q)

73
Not to worry everyone - Kanye West is running for Preznint in 2020!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2015 08:19 AM (VLTL9)

74 Fr last thread
503 Grampa Jimbo

Tout le plaisir était pour moi.

Posted by: Ruth at August 31, 2015 08:20 AM (oo88B)

75 There is pretty compelling evidence that Mo never existed.Robert Spencer wrote a whole book about it.

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2015 08:20 AM (sPO3u)

76 Morning! I was up early looking for the morning thread.. awful glad I went back to sleep!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 31, 2015 08:20 AM (rEEK1)

77 I've been awake for two hours and I still can't keep my eyes open.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2015 08:20 AM (EMrMF)

78 It's hilarious that Democrats expect Socialist Sanders to promote gun confiscation, when Vermont practically invented CC. He's trying to get by with vague speeches instead, but I don't think the lefties will be satisfied.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2015 08:23 AM (TxJGV)

79 Deportation is equivalent to sending illegals by boxcar to Auschwitz? Clearly, we need to invade Mexico, the concentration camp country. If we can invade Iraq to free its citizens from a dictator, then we can surely free Mexico of its concentration camp rulers. Manifest Destiny, it's what's for breakfast!

Posted by: scrood at August 31, 2015 08:23 AM (3b9U4)

80 with passport and travel documents handy of course). Only thing that stops me are my two small children.




Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at August 31, 2015 08:19 AM (1BQGO)

Where would you travel to?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 31, 2015 08:24 AM (R8hU8)

81 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 08:24 AM (gf8BH)

82
Meanwhile, in Wales:

World bog snorkelling championships marks 30th anniversary

www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-34102101

Because there's f'k all to do in Wales.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 08:24 AM (kdS6q)

83 Renaming Mt. McKinley is just 'stray voltage.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 31, 2015 08:24 AM (oVJmc)

84 There is pretty compelling evidence that Mo never existed.Robert Spencer wrote a whole book about it.
Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2015 08:20 AM (sPO3u)

How about instead of arguing that Mo never existed, that Mo is an illiterate, polygamist, science-hating moron? I need to take a look at this argument that he never existed. It's odd because they know Mo's wives and family to include the wife he took from his brother...

Posted by: Draki at August 31, 2015 08:25 AM (0eidE)

85 Did someone mention cocksucking?

Posted by: Anthony Weiners Ghost at August 31, 2015 08:25 AM (N1ljp)

86
Bog snorkling?

Is that another Sandra Fluke euphemism?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2015 08:25 AM (VLTL9)

87 >>>> We should pass a federal law that forbids naming any building, road, bridge, airport, mountain, park or any other location or structure, man-made or natural, after ANY politician, unless he or she has been dead for at least 100 years.



Nah. That's the only way anything gets done anymore. If you want a bridge maintained, let alone built, you have to rename it after some a-hole pol.

Posted by: Bigby's Clenched Fist at August 31, 2015 08:27 AM (3ZtZW)

88
Look at this garbage:

The Rosenbergs: The Definitive Debate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl1kESeXkGM

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 08:27 AM (iQIUe)

89 Nice day, if it don't rain.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2015 08:27 AM (TxJGV)

90 Cabbages or alien seed pods!?


Just like I've been trying to warn you people! For 60 damn years!

I bagged Dana Wynter though before she got changed, so at least there's that.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at August 31, 2015 08:28 AM (JO9+V)

91 Saw a piece this morning on Good Morning America about the European refugee crisis. Seems that hundreds of thousands of refugees are fleeing Libya and Syria and flocking to any ports in Europe and the Europeans are pi$$ed about it but can't really stop it.

Seems the people at ABC can't figure out why all of this is happening.

Idiots. This is what happens when the US disengages from the Middle East. Libya and Syria are both 100% the fault of Obama (and Clinton) trying to enhance his legacy in the ME and failing. He broke Libya and he needs to go in and fix it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2015 08:28 AM (iONHu)

92 Seems odd that we know that Zaynab bint Jahsh was a wife of Mo's after he took her from his adopted son Zayd ibn Harithah. The mormons can get a bit odd with their book, but did they make up all of Brigham Young's wives?

Posted by: Draki at August 31, 2015 08:28 AM (0eidE)

93 A pyramid-like flight of stairs built 2,000 years ago and apparently used by pilgrims to the Second Temple was recently discovered in Jerusalem's City of David National Park.

The stairs lead to a unique podium unlike any discovered previously. The find was made by the Antiquities Authority in cooperation with the Nature and



The structure, which is made of hewn stone, is located at the side of a graded road from the Second Temple era, and appears to have been used by pilgrims going from the Pool of Siloam to the temple.

What we could find in Jerusalem if the Arabs weren't such assholes is astounding. Not mention what the Arabs have probably destroyed on the Temple Mount in an effort to hide all traces of Jewish History. Arabs, ISIS, and liberals all like to destroy history. See a pattern here?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 08:29 AM (gf8BH)

94
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 08:27 AM (iQIUe)

The last time I checked, Julius and Ethyl were still firmly entrenched in the "Still Dead" category, "definitive debate" or no...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2015 08:29 AM (VLTL9)

95 * waves hello while passing through, in between catching up on Vic's news in the ONT and going to feed the pets *

Posted by: mindful webworker - gotz nuttin at August 31, 2015 08:31 AM (V0CWC)

96 Miley Cyrus's "shocking" costume ar MTV Awards reveals one thing. For a 22 or 23 year old she looks awfully old.

Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 31, 2015 08:31 AM (ee9LE)

97 Idiots. This is what happens when the US disengages from the Middle East. Libya and Syria are both 100% the fault of Obama (and Clinton) trying to enhance his legacy in the ME and failing. He broke Libya and he needs to go in and fix it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2015 08:28 AM (iONHu)

You could say that this is what happens when the US disengages, but I feel you don't give credit to the muslims causing this. I have a hard time blaming a lack of US force for convincing people to flee islam.

Posted by: Draki at August 31, 2015 08:31 AM (0eidE)

98
Where would you travel to?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 31, 2015 08:24 AM (R8hU

South America. My wife and I bought some rural land her native country 10 years ago, have been developing it and recently completed the house to a livable condition. It is a summer home/getaway for us but I think of it more as my escape hatch if we continue down the path we are on.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at August 31, 2015 08:31 AM (1BQGO)

99
Bog snorkling?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot




Snorkeling in a ditch filled with dirty water and brain eating amoebas:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAh7e9d45_Y

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 08:32 AM (kdS6q)

100 Miley Cyrus's "shocking" costume ar MTV Awards reveals one thing. For a 22 or 23 year old she looks awfully old.
Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 31, 2015 08:31 AM (ee9LE)

So does my 9 year old Mac Book, because it get's used alot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 08:32 AM (gf8BH)

101 with passport and travel documents handy of course). Only thing that stops me are my two small children.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon

Where would you travel to?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition



At that point, you'll need papers to enter Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 08:33 AM (E9ede)

102 88-I thought the Venona papers definitively showed that the Rosenbergs (and Alger Hiss, and a number of others mentioned by McCarthy, et al) were spying for the Soviet Union? It gave their handler's pseudos, the information they handed over, and what they were paid.

Are these the same people who think fire can't melt steel beams?

Posted by: Moki at August 31, 2015 08:33 AM (x303I)

103 The last time I checked, Julius and Ethyl were still firmly entrenched in the "Still Dead" category, "definitive debate" or no...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2015 08:29 AM (VLTL9)

-----------
There was no debate. It was the Meeropols and a moderator that agreed with everything they said. How dishonest. Shame on this spymuseum.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 08:33 AM (iQIUe)

104
Snorkeling in a ditch filled with dirty water and brain eating amoebas:

AKA working in the entertainment industry.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2015 08:33 AM (VLTL9)

105
Nephew, good kid but completely brainwashed by liberal parents is about to enter college, probably to study engineering is "all-in" on drastic climate change legislation that would destroy his economic future that he is worried about


He might not have the tools for it, maybe he should switch to Interpretive Dance now.

Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2015 08:34 AM (ztOda)

106 Miley Cyrus's "shocking" costume ar MTV Awards reveals one thing. For a 22 or 23 year old she looks awfully old.



Caffeine, nicotene & benzadrine. No way to go thru life.
Good for a #1 Country song though.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 08:35 AM (E9ede)

107 Oh, noesss! Ray Donovan went all gay!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 08:36 AM (iQIUe)

108 At that point, you'll need papers to enter Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 08:33 AM (E9ede)

Already here.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 31, 2015 08:37 AM (R8hU8)

109 Miley Cyrus's "shocking" costume ar MTV Awards reveals one thing. For a 22 or 23 year old she looks awfully old.

Amy Winehouse is holding a seat for her.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 31, 2015 08:37 AM (oVJmc)

110 Well whomever Verity Kindle is that gave my novel Golden Isis a two star review with critique upon grammar mistakes. It would help to be more specific since two of the characters are definitely not as refined as Catherine, so their speaking voices will not be grammatically correct. Even Catherine suffers a lapse or two.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 08:38 AM (49rjL)

111 "I thought the Venona papers definitively showed that the Rosenbergs (and
Alger Hiss, and a number of others mentioned by McCarthy, et al) were
spying for the Soviet Union? It gave their handler's pseudos, the
information they handed over, and what they were paid.



Are these the same people who think fire can't melt steel beams?"

The Verona papers was a long, hard read. Difficult but worth the effort. Wouldn't fit on bumper sticker or blame America for the worlds problems so I doubt many leftists have read it.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at August 31, 2015 08:38 AM (1BQGO)

112 Miley Cyrus's "shocking" costume ar MTV Awards reveals one thing. For a 22 or 23 year old she looks awfully old.







Caffeine, nicotene benzadrine. No way to go thru life.

Good for a #1 Country song though.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 08:35 AM (E9ede)

It still needs to work in mama, a truck, prison, and a train.

Posted by: Steve Goodman at August 31, 2015 08:38 AM (JO9+V)

113 First day of class and nobody knows when rush week is. Hell, some don't even know who their rush chair is.

Posted by: Senator John at August 31, 2015 08:38 AM (RomHD)

114 Already here.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition



Batten down the hatches, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 08:39 AM (E9ede)

115 Well the train with Milky Virus results after she passes out from the booze and drugs...

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 08:39 AM (49rjL)

116 Vic

your wife is lovely......what a sweet lady.....tell her i said hello ....i'm glad you're back....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 31, 2015 08:40 AM (0O7c5)

117 good morning anna!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 31, 2015 08:40 AM (0O7c5)

118 Happy Monday. Now go to work.


Fuck you! I'm off!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 31, 2015 08:40 AM (Vog7R)

119 About the Koran fragment: It's not necessarily a big deal. They dated the parchment, but it could be that the parchment existed for a while before it was written on; parchment would have been a valuable thing that they would only write on for an important reason.

It was pretty common to re-use parchment by scraping off the old ink and adding new. The technical word for the result is "palimpsest." There are some ancient writings that only survive as the not-quite-gone ink underneath another text, IIRC.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 31, 2015 08:41 AM (bZ7mE)

120 96 Miley Cyrus's "shocking" costume ar MTV Awards reveals one thing. For a 22 or 23 year old she looks awfully old.
Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 31, 2015 08:31 AM (ee9LE)

My guess is booze and pills since her teens. She might be 22 chronologically but her liver is 50.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 31, 2015 08:41 AM (RD7QR)

121
Posted by: Steve Goodman at August 31, 2015 08:38 AM (JO9+V)

You left out the most important part - gettin' drunk

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2015 08:41 AM (VLTL9)

122 Good morning PG, how are you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 08:43 AM (49rjL)

123 >>Straightness has been redefined to be a system of White/Middle Class oppression of everyone else.


Dunno if it's OK to say this, but...fcuk that sh#t!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 08:43 AM (NOIQH)

124 You left out the most important part - gettin' drunk


D'oh! I was drunk

Posted by: Steve Goodman at August 31, 2015 08:45 AM (JO9+V)

125 Re: Qu'ran fragment. It would be more funny if it said homosexuality was totes okay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 08:45 AM (49rjL)

126 >>My guess is booze and pills since her teens. She might be 22 chronologically but her liver is 50.

And WEED, lots and lots of weed.
She's quite proud of that.

As if we need more proof that Hollywood destroys kids.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 08:45 AM (NOIQH)

127 116
Vic

your wife is lovely......what a sweet lady.....tell her i said hello ....i'm glad you're back....


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 31, 2015 08:40 AM (0O7c5)

Wifey says hello, she just got up.

Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 08:46 AM (t2KH5)

128 The failure of GOPe can be seen with what's going on in Illinois.

Rauner was elected to make things right after years of Democrat rule in the governors mansion.

He hired the GOPes version of Jamie Gorelick in which he paid her 30k a month to come up with a budget plan and way forward out of the economic mess.

She's now split after 8 months and 240k in tax payer money.

I would be royally pissed if I was an Illinois tax payer right about now.

Good job Rauner. You putz.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 08:46 AM (eDW1j)

129 Breaking News: President Obama Declared Today He Will Also Be Renaming Alaska State Capital, Juneau, To Obamagrad.

Posted by: Fritz at August 31, 2015 08:47 AM (UzPAd)

130 anna

great thanks.....cross country practice begins at 530 now so i got 1/2 extra sleep!!! and i have electricity...so i'm grateful.....another yuge storm rolled in last night and on the no. side of the mtn.....there's none....how are you doing?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 31, 2015 08:48 AM (0O7c5)

131 Wifey says hello, she just got up.


Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 08:46 AM (t2KH5)

hello Mrs. Vic!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 31, 2015 08:49 AM (0O7c5)

132 129 Breaking News: President Obama Declared Today He Will Also Be Renaming Alaska State Capital, Juneau, To Obamagrad.
Posted by: Fritz at August 31, 2015 08:47 AM (UzPAd)

Juneau is North Portland so they would be totally okay with that.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 31, 2015 08:49 AM (RD7QR)

133 The idea that people can just name parts of Mother Earth is offensive.

Posted by: Sunbeam McGaia at August 31, 2015 08:49 AM (oVJmc)

134
Idiots. This is what happens when the US disengages from the Middle
East. Libya and Syria are both 100% the fault of Obama (and Clinton)
trying to enhance his legacy in the ME and failing. He broke Libya and
he needs to go in and fix it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2015 08:28 AM (iONHu)



You could say that this is what happens when the US disengages, but I
feel you don't give credit to the muslims causing this. I have a hard
time blaming a lack of US force for convincing people to flee islam.

Posted by: Draki
.............
It is not so much disengagement as engagement of the wrong kind.

Clinton and Obama backed the Arab Spring.. Mubarek and the Egyptian army had things under control, if with an iron fist. Obumbles and Shrillary actively pursued his downthrow and more actively were involved in ousting Quackdaffy.. All those radical Muslims prisoners were released and now spread terror throughout the region.. forming ISIS as well..

This is totally on the heads of Obama and Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 31, 2015 08:49 AM (rEEK1)

135 110 I doubt it was any of us.We don't know nuffin about no grammer.

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2015 08:50 AM (sPO3u)

136 >>Breaking News: President Obama Declared Today He Will Also Be Renaming Alaska State Capital, Juneau, To Obamagrad.


Next week, he'll rename the days of the week after himself just like the prezzy of Turkmenistan!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 08:50 AM (NOIQH)

137 Good morning, fappers! Just got super high speed Internet installed at Casa del Insomniac, and it is smokin' fast. Now off to work!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 08:51 AM (FGIR8)

138 Clinton and Obama backed the Arab Spring.. Mubarek and the Egyptian army had things under control, if with an iron fist.

It appears that the only way muzzie leaders can keep things under control is with an iron fist.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 31, 2015 08:52 AM (FIrEF)

139 Dump is up..

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 08:52 AM (NOIQH)

140 President Obama, in another act of tolerance and diversity, has declared that the Cuyahoga River in Cleveland, Ohio will be given its original Native American name because white racists gave it it's present name.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at August 31, 2015 08:52 AM (1BQGO)

141 Miley Cyrus is a young person who is addicted to attention, even negative attention. Hence the crazy outfits and behavior. One day she may develop some personal and spiritual depth if she doesn't OD before then.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2015 08:53 AM (OSs/l)

142 Dump is up


Dam I just got here

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 31, 2015 08:53 AM (FIrEF)

143 There's rising talk that GOPe will soon go negative against Trump, in a big way.

That would be a serious error. Of course, it would also be par for the course for Republicans, who are too dumb to realize their attacks will only energize Trump's campaign even further.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2015 08:53 AM (TxJGV)

144 107 Oh, noesss! Ray Donovan went all gay!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 08:36 AM (iQIUe)


Would you have preferred Art Donovan???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2015 08:55 AM (St6BJ)

145
Lonely life of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the man with the worlds longest penis

http://tinyurl.com/padafua

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 08:55 AM (kdS6q)

146 PG glad you still have power and can get extra sleep.

I am doing all right. Working on sequel. So that is good.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 08:56 AM (49rjL)

147 The only thing left for Miley Cyrus to do involves a donkey, or OD'ing. Mostly donkey.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 31, 2015 08:57 AM (7RXcs)

148 145
Lonely life of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the man with the worlds longest penis

http://tinyurl.com/padafua
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 08:55 AM (kdS6q)



Could be a good start for a Yiddish curse:

May you have the world's longest penis yet suffer incurable impotence while finding yourself in a house with 50 of the world's most beautiful women, going from room to room in the dark all the while stepping on your schvantz just as you feel the blood start flowing.

Alles zuzammen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2015 08:59 AM (St6BJ)

149 70: "My plan for goofing off at work today was foiled by a missed Amazon product delivery over the weekend.

Damnit!"

I know your pain. I was supposed to get my copies of the Samurai Trilogy on blue ray today. Just got an email from UPS saying it got pushed back until tomorrow.

I can see Mifune scowling now.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 31, 2015 09:00 AM (4nmNX)

150 148: You Jews worry me.

Good to see you back Vic!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 31, 2015 09:03 AM (Vog7R)

151 Straightness has been redefined to be a system of White/Middle Class oppression of everyone else.

They never seem to remember that its our White/Middle Class/Christian "oppressive" values that allow them to exist at all. Try their ghey shtick in rural Mexico, Africa, India, or the Middle East

Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2015 09:04 AM (ztOda)

152 They never seem to remember that its our
White/Middle Class/Christian "oppressive" values that allow them to
exist at all. Try their ghey shtick in rural Mexico, Africa, India, or
the Middle East

Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2015 09:04 AM (ztOda)


How quickly people tend to forget the importance of "custom" in defining civilization!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2015 09:11 AM (ftVQq)

153 150 148: You Jews worry me.

Good to see you back Vic!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 31, 2015 09:03 AM (Vog7R)


"Mal occhio!" Oh wait, that's Italian.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2015 09:12 AM (St6BJ)

154 Working from home today. On the clock, rape-shifters.

Check in later. Visit the blog. Keep on keeping it
IS-real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2015 09:19 AM (St6BJ)

155 MSNBC guest panelist John Heilemann saidMonday that if Donald Trump
could be the Republican frontrunner in the summer of 2015, there was no
reason rap artist Kanye West could notbe the same for Democrats in 2019

What would the White House be like with Kim Kardashian as First Lady. Little North West will be stating school..Could life get any better.

Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2015 09:20 AM (eoM8x)

156 Vic is back! Yea! And of course the morning thread is late, in his honor. So off to the ONT I go. BBL to read comments.

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at August 31, 2015 09:54 AM (1M/xn)

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