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Trump Throws Univsion's Jorge Ramos Out of Press Conference For Filibustering Out of Turn

So, this is why Trump is popular.

Incidentally, he had another filibustering Univision reporter later, one who he did call upon, but who kept filibustering and arguing. He handled him differently, generally answering or contradicting him, but not getting angry at him.

In fact, at the end, he ended on a pretty friendly note, saying "You're all right" and "We'll talk more over the next year or two."

But putting the boot to Jorge Ramos' fake-reporter ass? Glorious.

Update: A commenter thinks the person I called "the second Univision reporter" was in fact Jorge Ramos, who, get this, snuck back in.

Kidding. I guess they let him back in, with the guarantee he would only talk when called upon.

When Ramos comes back:

Posted by: Ace at 07:19 PM




Comments

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1 there is a history with Jorge. he is not a journalist he is an advocate

good

I like that he threw the demagogue out

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 07:21 PM (zOTsN)

2 Showing how to take on the hostile press

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 25, 2015 07:22 PM (Ii765)

3 An unauthorized questioner?

Posted by: huerfano at August 25, 2015 07:22 PM (bynk/)

4 Jorge needed an anchor baby to keep him in the room.


Is that how 'anchor babies' work?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 25, 2015 07:22 PM (AC0lD)

5 Saw it. Awesome!

flipping back and forth between Faux Noise and CNN. FN is in an all defensive posture. CNN oddly a little more balanced.

Posted by: anti-socialist at August 25, 2015 07:22 PM (o9lmn)

6 You know who this helps, don't you?
Hint: IT'S YUUUUUUGE

Posted by: Roman Maroni at August 25, 2015 07:22 PM (vCA4F)

7 Jorge wants full amnesty all the time

he holds our politicians more accountable than Mexicos

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 07:22 PM (zOTsN)

8 While not a fan of Trump, there needs more shaming of the media. When Hillary dragged her reporters around via ropes like a bunch of little kindergarteners, the media barely wimpered.

Posted by: Multitude at August 25, 2015 07:23 PM (c7WnJ)

9 I think the 2nd Univision person was also Jorge, whom they let back in.

Posted by: Ynot you say at August 25, 2015 07:23 PM (TFWFz)

10 covered live on all cable nets, evidently

Posted by: anti-socialist at August 25, 2015 07:23 PM (o9lmn)

11 2nd time was Jorge too

Posted by: anti-socialist at August 25, 2015 07:24 PM (o9lmn)

12 hore-hay

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 25, 2015 07:24 PM (Cq0oW)

13 If George can't wait his turn, then he needs a time out. There's nothing controversial here.

Posted by: Fritz at August 25, 2015 07:24 PM (KJ2mA)

14 He ought to throw that obnoxious douche out of the country.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 25, 2015 07:24 PM (DiZBp)

15 How much you wanna bet that Jeb Bush is on the phone with Jorge right now apologizing to him in Spanish for Trump's mean treatment?

Posted by: Multitude at August 25, 2015 07:24 PM (c7WnJ)

16 Good for Him... I can't stand that smirking Whorge......

Posted by: donna at August 25, 2015 07:25 PM (hUdMz)

17 fuck these guys in particular

I think this is of a piece with the Megyn Kelly treatment


his message is clear. He will not be bullied by the media

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 07:25 PM (zOTsN)

18 He needs to refine a little. Screaming? Bit hyperbolic. Like it though. Bitch slap would be awesome

Posted by: Clarney at August 25, 2015 07:25 PM (T0qPC)

19 you didn't say he was very popular

Posted by: conservotiveminster at August 25, 2015 07:25 PM (vCA4F)

20 I understand Megyn does "butt stuff". (Or is that someone else?)

Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 07:25 PM (pgzyN)

21 I want to like Trump, but I just can't do it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 07:25 PM (rwI+c)

22 and, because willowed
We couldn't get Don Rickles to run, so we got Trump instead.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 25, 2015 07:26 PM (Cq0oW)

23 Sista Solja (sp) moment?

Posted by: skzion at August 25, 2015 07:26 PM (eTniG)

24 I want to like Trump, but I just can't do it.

Well You can at least like him for this...

Posted by: donna at August 25, 2015 07:26 PM (hUdMz)

25 22. That's Megan

Posted by: Roman Maroni at August 25, 2015 07:26 PM (vCA4F)

26 Trump should have a reporter plant every press conference that he throws out. I just wish a reporter would ask him to explain his change on his immigration position in 2012 to now. Or why he thinks the economy is better under Democrats than Republicans. Trumpalos complain Trump got a unfair question from Kelly but he's got mostly softballs.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 25, 2015 07:26 PM (kvhal)

27 The Jorge Ramos thing...can't wait to see the BLM Trump confrontation.

Posted by: anti-socialist at August 25, 2015 07:27 PM (o9lmn)

28 Trump should have a reporter plant every press conference that he throws out.

At least He talks to the Press... Where's Hillary!

Posted by: donna at August 25, 2015 07:27 PM (hUdMz)

29 27 22. That's Megan
Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 07:27 PM (pgzyN)

30 Well, damn. Who's going to clean Trump's toilets now?

(No, I'm NOT being racist.)

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 25, 2015 07:27 PM (iIzG7)

31 Trump handled that pretty smoothly.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 25, 2015 07:27 PM (UFZRg)

32 this will be shown on all the networks

its a free ad

I dont believe for a minute he didnt know who Jorge was

Disaffected voters will LOVE this

I know I do

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 07:28 PM (zOTsN)

33 the Univision jerks are just as manipulative towards their audience as the MSM is

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 25, 2015 07:28 PM (Cq0oW)

34 Horhay says we do not have the right to deport 11 million people. FU Horhay! We have every right to deport or toss in jail people who are here illegally. Sit down and shut up before Trump deports you.

Posted by: Titanium at August 25, 2015 07:29 PM (u9UgT)

35

Univision slobbers all over Fidel Castro and Venzuelan dictators


so fuck them

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 07:29 PM (zOTsN)

36 Trump Throws Univsion's Jorge Ramos Out of Press Conference For Filibustering Out of Turn

it's about time someone did.

Now we can watch the rest of the incompetent turds in the primary throwing random people out of their press conferences. Jeb Bush will probably eject a hamster in his effort.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 25, 2015 07:29 PM (MYSVz)

37 Well that was rude. Just who does the Ramos oaf think he is?

Posted by: Sam Donaldson's toupee, that wished it could be Trump's forehead merkin at August 25, 2015 07:30 PM (LAe3v)

38 "maybe he's at fault, also"

haha, Trump is hilarious. Like my cousin vinny.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 07:30 PM (AkOaV)

39 So, this is why Trump is popular.


--You are correct, Sir!


How can you loathe Trump after doing this? I can understand why one would not support him, but this should get a thumbs-up from all Morons.

Go Donald!

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 07:30 PM (vsbNu)

40 Cruzinator,

The problem with asking him about him immigration is because the GOP and the media really desperately want the whole subject to go away. This is part of the reason there's mass hysteria every time he gets into a flap with Kelly or McCain or whoever; talking about that is better than letting him talk more about what open borders is doing to our country.

Posted by: Doomed at August 25, 2015 07:31 PM (LRuoq)

41

Media approval ratings are at historic lows

while Media distrust levels are at historic highs


tell me how this hurts him

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 07:31 PM (zOTsN)

42 Jeb Bush will probably eject a hamster in his effort.

I hesitate to ask from where?

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2015 07:31 PM (LAe3v)

43 Jeb will try and throw some reporter out but it will turn out be be some innocent Asian

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 25, 2015 07:31 PM (Ii765)

44 Actually Trump denies throwing him out. He said "security" did, and he wouldn't mind if he came back.

Posted by: rrpjr at August 25, 2015 07:31 PM (s/yC1)

45 "Jeb Bush will probably eject a hamster in his effort."

It could be worse. He could eject a ping-pong ball.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 25, 2015 07:31 PM (iIzG7)

46 Apropos of nothing, I know the guy who substituted Trump! for Jump! in the Van Halen song last Friday. The campaign loved it.


Trump needs Trump Girls with tee-shirt cannons running around.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 07:32 PM (rwI+c)

47

nobody cared when Hillary lassoed the media

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 07:32 PM (zOTsN)

48 I hesitate to ask from where?

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2015 07:31 PM (LAe3v)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 25, 2015 07:32 PM (MYSVz)

49 47

nobody cared when Hillary lassoed the media
Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 07:32 PM (zOTsN)

...which, lets be honest, was also a pretty funny move.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 07:33 PM (AkOaV)

50 nobody cared when Hillary lassoed the media

Posted by: ThunderB


They're accustomed to smelling the glove.

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2015 07:33 PM (LAe3v)

51 I'm not sure where I am on Trump but that was a breath of fresh air.

Posted by: Sunny at August 25, 2015 07:33 PM (Xnxty)

52 Why Trump Bashing the Media Everyone Hates is Actually a Bad Thing

Posted by: Vox.com at August 25, 2015 07:33 PM (qB3Ky)

53 "nobody cared when Hillary lassoed the media"

I have it on good authority that 30% of the MSM is actually into that.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 25, 2015 07:34 PM (iIzG7)

54 Jeb Bush will probably eject a hamster in his effort.
I've done that.

Posted by: richard gere at August 25, 2015 07:34 PM (pgzyN)

55

nobody gives one dusty fart about the media, except the media, and the people HATE them

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 07:34 PM (zOTsN)

56 "I paid for this microphone!"

that's what it reminds me of

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 25, 2015 07:34 PM (Cq0oW)

57

from the willow'd thread

The DEPORTATIONS have begun!!!!!eleventy!!1!!11!!!

Posted by: imp at August 25, 2015 07:34 PM (XIXZz)

58
I do like some of the things Trump does - especially in regards to the press, but I still can't bring myself to actually support him.

It's still a lot of hot air wind-baggery.

Posted by: GBruno at August 25, 2015 07:34 PM (u49WF)

59 Ynot,

you're saying that after he was deported he snuck back in?!

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 07:35 PM (dciA+)

60 Yay, Trump yelled at someone we hate! He's TEH AWESUMMM.

And you TDS sufferers just won't admit that you support Jeb!

And Megyn Kelly should apologize!

/typical sTrumpet response

Posted by: DriveBy at August 25, 2015 07:35 PM (C9Vc8)

61 53 "nobody cared when Hillary lassoed the media"

I have it on good authority that 30% of the MSM is actually into that.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 25, 2015 07

Champagne, ass, shoes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 07:35 PM (OMXTD)

62 Ramos is the most despicable person on cable news. He's got everyone on MSNBC beat. I've been waiting for this cage match for a while. I'm no Trump fan but it's great to see this douchebag smacked down.

Posted by: Crashpanic at August 25, 2015 07:35 PM (UXbPz)

63 "Oh yeah, Jorge! I'll kick 'em out, AND YOU WITH 'EM."

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 25, 2015 07:35 PM (BZAd3)

64 Posted by: DriveBy

Your shit is weak, Old Man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 07:36 PM (rwI+c)

65 Where is Trump speaking in Dubuque?

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 07:36 PM (vsbNu)

66 If the journalist were "George" rather than "Jorge", you can bet Trump would have treated him like a human being rather than one of his hotel maids. Something about the color brown that bothers him? Of course the whole GOP has been hijacked by a bunch of 19th century nativist no-nothings. Ronald Reagan would weep.

Posted by: Zander Peacock at August 25, 2015 07:36 PM (aR91B)

67 If this had been a Jeb! press conference:

Shouts from the crowd. "Let someone else speak!" "Get that idiot outta here!"

Security escorts Jeb! out.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 25, 2015 07:36 PM (nFdGS)

68

Trump needs Trump Girls with tee-shirt cannons running around.

Posted by: Grump928(C)


President Camacho!!!!!!!

Posted by: imp at August 25, 2015 07:36 PM (XIXZz)

69 The Donald is @30% in SC?

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 07:36 PM (vsbNu)

70 It's about time a Republican stands up to the Democrat Noos Media!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at August 25, 2015 07:37 PM (96Dar)

71 Of course the whole GOP has been hijacked by a bunch of 19th century nativist no-nothings.

Cheese it, guys, he's on to us.

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2015 07:37 PM (LAe3v)

72 Yeah, I don't see how anyone doesn't at least acknowledge this guy is fun to watch. You may not want him as President, but he's a hoot.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 07:37 PM (Dj0WE)

73 Ann Coulter in the house????

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 07:37 PM (vsbNu)

74 >>> Yay, Trump yelled at someone we hate! He's TEH AWESUMMM.


it was pretty awesome though.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 07:37 PM (dciA+)

75 When Trump picks Cruz as his VP, is cruzinator going to lose his mind?

Posted by: prescient11 at August 25, 2015 07:37 PM (VMZsK)

76 I look forward to the day when he rips off a burst from a SAW in the House of Representin'.

Posted by: gebrauschund at August 25, 2015 07:38 PM (N4n2h)

77

it was pretty awesome though.

Posted by: ace


about sums it up. The entertainment value is all that matters at this point.

Posted by: imp at August 25, 2015 07:38 PM (XIXZz)

78

I have a whole list of people I would like to see tossed out of pressers like drunks in a bar

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 07:38 PM (zOTsN)

79 CNN: "Jorge Ramos refused to back down!"

Jorge Ramos refused to STFU when other people are talking.

Posted by: Joltin' Joe at August 25, 2015 07:38 PM (jR7Wy)

80 So you've got a pea sized cock eh?

Posted by: Vox.com at August 25, 2015 07:38 PM (qB3Ky)

81 76
I look forward to the day when he rips off a burst from a SAW in the House of Representin'.


Or just rips one, period. Cause farts are always funny.

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2015 07:39 PM (LAe3v)

82 it was pretty awesome though.

I think a lot of this is Northeast, or New Yorker, or, forgive me, Yankee.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 07:39 PM (rwI+c)

83 Posted by: Doomed at August 25, 2015 07:31 PM (LRuoq)

Respectfully disagree. Trump's attraction is his strong illegal immigration stance. This is something that he changed since 2012. If the GOPe wanted to damage Trump they would need to attack his perceived strong point. I believe the MSM doesn't want to bring up his contradictions because they don't want him out of the race or out of the top of the candidates. 1. He's great for ratings 2. They think he would be easy to defeat in the general .

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 25, 2015 07:39 PM (kvhal)

84 >>How can you loathe Trump after doing this? I can understand why one would not support him, but this should get a thumbs
--------

Loathe? No. But this little act doesn't make up for his bullshit last night with M. Kelly & his flip flops over the years. He's a blind pig who finds an acorn now and again.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 07:39 PM (OMXTD)

85 rrpr, that's what was so delightul. Trump gets to kick the out without doing so, then seems so decent having done so. Then he actually follows through when the guy comes back!

The whole performance was masterly. And this shot across the bow will be useful for the future.

Posted by: skzion at August 25, 2015 07:39 PM (eTniG)

86 Breathe, Zander. You're hyperventilating. Did you forget your medication again?

Posted by: Fritz at August 25, 2015 07:39 PM (KJ2mA)

87 Bottom line: Trump should get of the Megyn thang. But Megyn's question and tone toward Trump were also outta line.

He should man the hell up and apologize. He'd be the recipient of serious juice.

And Jorge deserves to be kicked out - early and often.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 25, 2015 07:39 PM (BZAd3)

88 >>>about sums it up. The entertainment value is all that matters at this point.


not just entertainment. there is a certain political usefulness in someone who just doesn't give a f***.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 07:39 PM (dciA+)

89 66 If the journalist were "George" rather than "Jorge", you can bet Trump would have treated him like a human being rather than one of his hotel maids. Something about the color brown that bothers him? Of course the whole GOP has been hijacked by a bunch of 19th century nativist no-nothings. Ronald Reagan would weep.
Posted by: Zander Peacock at August 25, 2015 07:36 PM (aR91B)

--I don't care about his skin colour; it's his employer I detest.

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 07:39 PM (vsbNu)

90

he is the honey badger. yes he is a gas bag

but these assholes need to be hoisted on their own petards

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 07:40 PM (zOTsN)

91 about sums it up. The entertainment value is all that matters at this point.
Posted by: imp at August 25, 2015 07:38 PM (XIXZz)


It is, actually. It's August. The year before. There will be plenty of time for gravy toss as we get closer to casting votes, but until then, enjoy the monkey show.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 07:40 PM (Dj0WE)

92 Trump defies gravity.

Posted by: I. Dindoo Nuffin at August 25, 2015 07:40 PM (5fSr7)

93 Hell, I hate to say this, but its true.

The more I see, the more I like and I have NOT been a Trumpkin up to this point.

All I can tell the GOP is "Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind". When you (Boehner, McConnell, Preibus, McCain, graham et al) are casting about for explanation, take a LONG HARD look in the mirror.

Posted by: FITP at August 25, 2015 07:41 PM (PFy+t)

94 66 If the journalist were "George" rather than "Jorge", you can bet Trump would have treated him like a human being rather than one of his hotel maids. Something about the color brown that bothers him? Of course the whole GOP has been hijacked by a bunch of 19th century nativist no-nothings. Ronald Reagan would weep.
Posted by: Zander Peacock at August 25, 2015 07:36 PM (aR91B)
---
Ramos and El Trumpo are both the color of rode hard saddle leather.

Posted by: Joltin' Joe at August 25, 2015 07:41 PM (jR7Wy)

95 "So, this is why Trump is popular."

Y'know. It really is that simple. The writers can write and the pundits can...pundt? And it doesn't matter because it's simple.

GOPe? GOPe? Are you there? Hello?

Posted by: Rich at August 25, 2015 07:41 PM (J2AJ8)

96 Posted by: skzion at August 25, 2015 07:39 PM (eTniG)

I didn't think of that.

Posted by: rrpjr at August 25, 2015 07:41 PM (s/yC1)

97 I'm not as think as you drunk I am, gringo!!!

Salud!!!

Posted by: jorge at August 25, 2015 07:41 PM (pgzyN)

98
Again, Trump has nothing to lose.

Beware the man who has nothing to lose.

Now if he could just that to Luis Guttierez, then I might be impressed.

Posted by: GBruno at August 25, 2015 07:41 PM (u49WF)

99 Now Ramos has blood squirting out of .. wherever.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 07:41 PM (rwI+c)

100 Posted by: Zander Peacock at August 25, 2015 07:36 PM (aR91B)

I guess that's the standard leftist line. I'm sorry, Jorge doesn't get a pass for filibustering and not being called on anymore than George should.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 07:41 PM (OSs/l)

101 Dammit! We even threw a Ramos grenade and it didn't work! What are we doing wrong?!

Get Luntz in here, stat!

Posted by: GOPe at August 25, 2015 07:42 PM (1CroS)

102 If you're a reporter, and want to fuck with Trump--bring your A game.

That, or just relearn what a reporter's job is.

Posted by: Browndog at August 25, 2015 07:42 PM (+ecdO)

103 This is "FYNQ" in action.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 25, 2015 07:42 PM (AVEe1)

104 66 "If the journalist were "George" rather than "Jorge", you can bet Trump would have treated him like a human being rather than one of his hotel maids."

Do maids filibuster?

Posted by: rrpjr at August 25, 2015 07:43 PM (s/yC1)

105 All I can tell the GOP is "Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind". When you
(Boehner, McConnell, Preibus, McCain, graham et al) are casting about
for explanation, take a LONG HARD look in the mirror.


The last thing you'll see before everything goes white is Trump sneaking up behind you to give you a collective atomic wedgie.

And the crowd will love it.

Posted by: pep at August 25, 2015 07:43 PM (LAe3v)

106 Posted by: prescient11 at August 25, 2015 07:37 PM (VMZsK)


Cruz has nothing to do with my opinion of Trump. And Cruz isn't going to be asked and if he was he wouldn't accept.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 25, 2015 07:43 PM (kvhal)

107 If the journalist were "George" rather than "Jorge", you can bet Trump would have treated him like a human being rather than one of his hotel maids. Something about the color brown that bothers him?
----------------------

Curiously, your statement seems to assign some significance to his skin color. Why is that?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 07:43 PM (9mTYi)

108 "I guess they let him back in, with the guarantee he would only talk when called upon."

No, they let him stand on line on the path to citizenship, with the condition that he wait behind those who legally applied, paid his back taxes, learned English, and not traffic cocaine or rape-murder our young ladies.

Posted by: FistFullofPawns at August 25, 2015 07:43 PM (aR91B)

109 He should have told the security guy to take horhey to the corner with his nose in it. Timeout for five minutes until you can behave.

Posted by: Bosk at August 25, 2015 07:44 PM (n2K+4)

110 Posted by: Zander Peacock at August 25, 2015 07:36 PM (aR91B)

hahahaha yeah. Because if there's one thing Trump is known for, it's being polite to people. (except, of course, people named Jorge)

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 07:44 PM (AkOaV)

111 Who cares about Megan Kelley? Has she apologized? Has she learned her lesson? Neither. Questioning something he said in a TV show for ratings?

Posted by: Stand Up Chuck! at August 25, 2015 07:44 PM (TzeLs)

112 I'm still in the I don't trust Trump camp but it is sure fun watching him demonstrate that taking on the MFM instead of bowing and scraping, begging them for a few nice words resonates with the public. I hope the conservatives are taking notes.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 25, 2015 07:44 PM (dkExz)

113 If the journalist were "George" rather than "Jorge", you can bet Trump would have treated him like a human being rather than one of his hotel maids. Something about the color brown that bothers him? Of course the whole GOP has been hijacked by a bunch of 19th century nativist no-nothings. Ronald Reagan would weep.
Posted by: Zander Peacock at August 25, 2015 07:36 PM (aR91B)


Sit down and shut up. No one cares about skin color except you mexican clownos. Zander. If that is your real name.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 07:44 PM (Dj0WE)

114 In a perfect world, as the door slammed shut on Ramos, Trump would have spread his arms out wide and shouted "Are you not entertained?"

And his favorables would have gone up twelve percent.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 25, 2015 07:45 PM (iIzG7)

115 All trolls are average Joe, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 25, 2015 07:46 PM (AVEe1)

116
Respectfully disagree. Trump's attraction is his strong illegal immigration stance. This is something that he changed since 2012. If the GOPe wanted to damage Trump they would need to attack his perceived strong point. I believe the MSM doesn't want to bring up his contradictions because they don't want him out of the race or out of the top of the candidates. 1. He's great for ratings 2. They think he would be easy to defeat in the general .

Cruzinator if a person changes from pro choice to pro life because of Planned Parenthood because of the videos, would you hold it against them?

Posted by: Sunny at August 25, 2015 07:46 PM (Xnxty)

117 He should man the hell up and apologize. He'd be the recipient of serious juice.

Nope. That just gives fuel to #WarOnWomen.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 25, 2015 07:46 PM (0NdlF)

118 I dont trust Trump at all but I like his style

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 07:46 PM (zOTsN)

119 And Cruz isn't going to be asked and if he was he wouldn't accept.
And if Trump drops out next year and supports Cruz, will Cruz refuse?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 07:47 PM (pgzyN)

120 BREAKING NEWS!!!

TRUMP: BIBLE IS BEST BOOK OF ALL TIME!

Posted by: anti-socialist at August 25, 2015 07:47 PM (o9lmn)

121 Why didn't someone come to me like a man and tell me there was a Nood?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 25, 2015 07:47 PM (0FSuD)

122 We cannot spare this man, he fights.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 25, 2015 07:48 PM (eDW1j)

123 OT, but too good to not share. Prairie View A&M Just voted to rename University Drive to Sandra Bland Drive.

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 25, 2015 07:48 PM (FyNua)

124 What is it with the pro-amnesty crowd and not waiting their turn? Is it genetic? Did he not fill out his paperwork for press pass either?

Posted by: Lester at August 25, 2015 07:48 PM (2UPXV)

125 TRUMP: BIBLE IS BEST BOOK OF ALL TIME!

THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 07:49 PM (OSs/l)

126 I will say this here again, because it bears repeating.
Mexico does not respect our borders.
Mexico does not respect the treaty of Hidalgo Guadalupe in which they ceded California, New Mexico, Arizona, Texas, et al.
They teach their children in their schools that this land is theirs, not ours.
They have a plan to take it back. It is well in progress. It is called "reconquista". It has been in progress for many decades.
La Raza is its main advocate.
Trump is the very first guy I have ever seen push back against this nonsense. And I am no young person, I assure you.
The other politicians all want to enable La Raza.
Not Trump. He is having none of it.

Posted by: navybrat at August 25, 2015 07:49 PM (JgC5a)

127 Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 07:47 PM (pgzyN)

No, why would he? You guys have a difficult time separating issues and positions from one another.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 25, 2015 07:49 PM (kvhal)

128
Okay ace.

There was your answer.

Did Trump look petty?
NO.

Did Trump look undisciplined?
NO.

Ramos is as slick, sophistical, and appeal-to-emotion as they come. Period.

How did Trump handle him, ace?
Did Trump lose his cool? - NO.

I have to say that not even Ann Coulter dealt with Ramos as well as Trump did.

If Trump were the bitter and undisciplined teenager that some would like to portray him as: it would have come out here in an IMPROMPTU interview.

But that didn't happen.

Fully changing my name now because of this YUUUUUGE and Fabulous performance by TEH TRUMP. (Yes, the man showed he is disciplined.)
I'll change it back after he decisively wins or loses the nomination.

PROUD Trump supporter here.



Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 07:49 PM (l2dSQ)

129 OT some stupid QB is cleaning up on Celeb Jep. You'd think he'd gone to college or something. Beating An Ass Tronaut.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 25, 2015 07:49 PM (xq1UY)

130 Would've dropped the bitch.

Posted by: Ike Turner at August 25, 2015 07:49 PM (1lH1A)

131 Who cares about Megan Kelley? Has she apologized?

Ditto. I have long since removed Fox from my "must see T.V. lineup.

In fact, I disengaged from cable/satelite about 6 months ago and haven't missed it a bit. Very similar to my feelings about the GOP, I look forward to the day I can stand and enjoy the death throes of cable TV.

Posted by: FITP at August 25, 2015 07:50 PM (PFy+t)

132
111 Who cares about Megan Kelley? Has she apologized? Has she learned her lesson? Neither. Questioning something he said in a TV show for ratings?
Posted by: Stand Up Chuck! at August 25, 2015 07:44 PM

He was fine until last night. Trump needs conservatives. Good job if you piss them off with attacks on Fox. Why doesn't Trump lash out at CNN, msnbc? Why does he only lash out against r,publican candidates? Why doesn't he rip on Hillary day after day why not Sanders? Why doesn't he call out Choo Choo Joe?

Love to see him asked who he voted for the past 2 elections. I'm not so sure he's a republican let alone a conservative

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 07:50 PM (OMXTD)

133 lol.....bye jorge!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 25, 2015 07:50 PM (0O7c5)

134 Love to see him asked who he voted for the past 2 elections. I'm not so sure he's a republican let alone a conservative


I have My doubts too..

Posted by: donna at August 25, 2015 07:51 PM (hUdMz)

135 Meester Trump.. I am sorry if it is hard to understand me with Fidel Castro's dick stuck in my mouth, but I would like to ask you...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 25, 2015 07:51 PM (UpGcq)

136 If only Buzzion were alive to see this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 07:51 PM (rwI+c)

137
Trump isn't very good at keeping them out. Doesn't say much for his immigration policy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 07:51 PM (ODxAs)

138 If Trump doesn't go up in the polls it won't be because he doesn't gets over an hour of free time on every cable news channel, every fvcking day.



Enough.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 25, 2015 07:51 PM (0FSuD)

139 Will there be any pro-Trump zealotry on this thread?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2015 07:52 PM (8ZskC)

140
RIP buzzion

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 07:52 PM (p0det)

141 >>>not just entertainment. there is a certain political usefulness in someone who just doesn't give a f***.

That's why I support what he's doing. Not that I support him or think he'd make a good president, but I like the fact that he's going at the GOP and the media with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. He just doesn't care about playing the game.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwatet at August 25, 2015 07:53 PM (UUcvy)

142 136
If only Buzzion were alive to see this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 07:51 PM (rwI+c)

Yes, this. How is his wife taking the news and has anyone written an obituary yet?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 25, 2015 07:53 PM (0FSuD)

143 I try this and all I get is static from you wingnuts.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 25, 2015 07:53 PM (8ZskC)

144 OT some stupid QB is cleaning up on Celeb Jep. You'd think he'd gone to college or something. Beating An Ass Tronaut.


Posted by: Stringer Davis
.........
Aaron Rodgers for the win! He shut out an astronaut and Mr. Wonderful the Shark Tank guy.. it was beeeeyootiful.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 25, 2015 07:53 PM (UpGcq)

145 Love to see him asked who he voted for the past 2 elections. I'm not so sure he's a republican let alone a conservative
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 07:50 PM (OMXTD)


He would probably tell you the truth, unlike your damned Republican Party.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 07:53 PM (Dj0WE)

146 Buzz Aldrin is dead?

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at August 25, 2015 07:54 PM (aTQ1U)

147 You know the rules, Grump928(C). Buzzion stopped clapping first and didn't say, "Threadwinnah!" to Ace.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 07:54 PM (pgzyN)

148 129 OT some stupid QB is cleaning up on Celeb Jep. You'd think he'd gone to college or something. Beating An Ass Tronaut.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 25, 2015 07:49 PM (xq1UY)


--Who? Aaron Rodgers is a QB and he won the last one.

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 07:54 PM (vsbNu)

149 Posted by: Grump928©

Gee, I guess you're right.

What could possibly be crazy about supporting this loudmouth? Why, I'm sure he doesn't think single-payer health care is a great idea any more.

And I think he must have changed his mind about how awesome Bill and Hill are.

And that whole thing about using eminent domain to steal some old lady's house was totes a misunderstanding.

Yeah, he's a great guy.

We've officially reached the "strong man" phase of a fading democracy and you dimwits are cheering it on.

SMOD, please save us.

Posted by: DriveBy at August 25, 2015 07:54 PM (C9Vc8)

150 141 >>>not just entertainment. there is a certain political usefulness in someone who just doesn't give a f***

Obama was immune because of ...... color..... Trump is immune so far because of .... Trump...

Posted by: donna at August 25, 2015 07:54 PM (hUdMz)

151 Aaaand the Wisconsin sports star misses "Who are Harley and Davidson."
Hope he's got a hell of a beer-buying budget.
Won anyway.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 25, 2015 07:55 PM (xq1UY)

152 Why doesn't Trump lash out at CNN, msnbc? Why does
he only lash out against r,publican candidates? Why doesn't he rip on
Hillary day after day why not Sanders? Why doesn't he call out Choo Choo
Joe?



Love to see him asked who he voted for the past 2 elections. I'm not so sure he's a republican let alone a conservative

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 07:50 PM (OMXTD)
CNN and MSNBC talking heads didn't set him up with character assassination questions. He lashes out against Republicans because he is trying to win the Republican primary and other Repubs are his opponents. If he gets to square off against Cankles or Sanders, I'm sure he will lash out at them.

Posted by: Titanium at August 25, 2015 07:55 PM (u9UgT)

153 Once the political class is swept away you will be in charge and everyone will be forced to acknowledge your true genius!!! Then no one will DARE mock us!

Posted by: Fligdorp at August 25, 2015 07:55 PM (ZTv83)

154 "OT some stupid QB is cleaning up on Celeb Jep"

Is he using the Discount Double-Jeopardy?

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 25, 2015 07:55 PM (iIzG7)

155 62 Ramos is the most despicable person on cable news. He's got everyone on MSNBC beat. I've been waiting for this cage match for a while. I'm no Trump fan but it's great to see this douchebag smacked down.
Posted by: Crashpanic at August 25, 2015 07:35 PM (UXbPz)


I hate to tell you, but both Trump and Ramos got what they wanted. Ramos is now a martyr of the evil bully Trump and Trump slaps down a liberal media member (not just picking on Fox News anymore).

Win-win. So perfect, I wouldn't be too shocked if it were staged.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 25, 2015 07:55 PM (Xd2w5)

156 Nip Sip: "Enough."

You mad, bro?

It's not Trump's fault for eating up the oxygen. A) The MFM can't help themselves; B) Other candidates won't help themselves; C) The public says to Trump of the oxygen: "Help yourself."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 25, 2015 07:55 PM (1CroS)

157 Why does he only lash out against r,publican candidates? Why doesn't he rip on Hillary day after day why not Sanders? Why doesn't he call out Choo Choo Joe?
--
He has the beat 17 people before worrying about the democrats. "Best defense is a good offense" used in sports, used in the military.

Posted by: Stand Up Chuck! at August 25, 2015 07:56 PM (TzeLs)

158 Cruz has nothing to do with my opinion of Trump. And Cruz isn't going to be asked and if he was he wouldn't accept.
And that isn't a contradiction to you saying he'd gladly take Trump supporters on his side if Trump leaves and says, "Support Cruz"?

See you later. I've gotta baseball game to watch.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 25, 2015 07:56 PM (pgzyN)

159 Should have air-dropped his ass over the border, the one north of alaska.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2015 07:56 PM (NaeCR)

160 Love to see him asked who he voted for the past 2 elections. I'm not so sure he's a republican let alone a conservative
>>>

Wait there was a conservative running in New York or for prez in the last 2 elections?

Odd litmus test.

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 07:56 PM (9ET6q)

161 He would probably tell you the truth, unlike your damned Republican Party.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 07:53 PM (Dj0WE

My Republican Party? My, my

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 07:57 PM (OMXTD)

162 Yeah, the Trumpster needs to let this Megyn thing go. It takes one to know one, and I recognize his problem. I can let a dis or insult or what I take as such get under my skin. The memory of it gets burned in my memory circuits in exquisite detail and I can recall it years later.

Here's what happens. Months, hell, years later I'll see the face of he who dissed me, instantly recall the incident in detail, and get mad enough to punch the guy in the face again as if the incident just happened.

That's what happened to Trump last night. Megyn came back on, Trump saw her face on TV, and flew mad again and just had to start it up again.

Now, me, I recognize that that behavior is a problem and take steps to keep in check. But not, if had a few $billion and Trump's ego, well, I'd probably be doing the same thing. But some of his people, if there are any who dare, need to have a talking with him and "order" him to get that shit under control.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2015 07:57 PM (dvuhZ)

163 SMOD, please save us.
____________

Pssst. That's what most of us are hoping for. We're just laughing on the ride down.

Posted by: Kenway at August 25, 2015 07:57 PM (z6X+C)

164 Aaaand the Wisconsin sports star misses "Who are Harley and Davidson."
Hope he's got a hell of a beer-buying budget.
Won anyway.


Posted by: Stringer Davis
..........
Yeah.. that was pretty sad.. I told my wife when they asked the question.. well.. Rodgers will get this one easy! D'oh!

Although, he may not be a native Wisconsinite.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 25, 2015 07:57 PM (UpGcq)

165 > 121 Why didn't someone come to me like a man and tell me there was a Nood?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 25, 2015 07:47 PM (0FSuD)

Because we already know what you'll say about Trump.

But go ahead. Be predictable.

Posted by: Trumpetor! at August 25, 2015 07:57 PM (SJenf)

166 Did you know Jorge is not a real Judge?

Posted by: Chris M at August 25, 2015 07:57 PM (6RZos)

167 Aaron Rodgers did attend and graduate from Cal (Berkeley). A leftoid school, to be sure, but they still have academic standards.

Previous winners of Celebrity Jeopardy! include Cheech Marin and Jerry Orbach. Some of those guys are sneaky smart.

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 07:58 PM (vsbNu)

168
#139

Trump just showed why ALL of the other candidates COMBINED are mere PIKERS on fighting Illegal Immigration.

It's almost impossible to imagine another GOP candidate publishing a detailed and unambiguous Anti-Illegal Immigration Policy Paper (-like Trump has) and then taking on that sleazy fucking slickster Ramos - LIKE TRUMP HAS.

Hold your breath for another candidate to take such a strong stance.
It. Ain't. Gonna. Happen.






Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 07:58 PM (l2dSQ)

169 The Donald is @30% in SC?

Heh.

If so, the Miss Lindsey strategy goes for naught.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 25, 2015 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

170 156
Nip Sip: "Enough."



You mad, bro?



It's not Trump's fault for eating up the oxygen. A) The MFM can't
help themselves; B) Other candidates won't help themselves; C) The
public says to Trump of the oxygen: "Help yourself."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 25, 2015 07:55 PM (1CroS)

Not bad, BORED.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 25, 2015 07:59 PM (0FSuD)

171 36 ...Now we can watch the rest of the incompetent turds in the primary throwing random people out of their press conferences. Jeb Bush will probably eject a hamster in his effort.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 25, 2015 07:29 PM (MYSVz)
______________________

Maybe he'll toss an Asian out to indicate he's serious all those anchor babies they're having over here.

Posted by: bk in tx at August 25, 2015 07:59 PM (AyAyC)

172 I will care how Trump treats republicans when republicans care about how they treat me

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 07:59 PM (zOTsN)

173 I would hug him and squeeze him and call him George!

Posted by: Joey 'Two Reporters' Biden at August 25, 2015 07:59 PM (QoA8Q)

174
Donald Trump expulsa a Jorge Ramos de rueda de prensa: "Vuelve a Univision"

Univision - 3 minutes ago




El boo hoo.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 08:00 PM (kdS6q)

175 He would probably tell you the truth, unlike your damned Republican Party.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 07:53 PM (Dj0WE

My Republican Party? My, my
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 07:57 PM (OMXTD)


You brought it up.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 08:00 PM (Dj0WE)

176 139
Will there be any pro-Trump zealotry on this thread?

Frequently!!

Posted by: exdem13 at August 25, 2015 08:01 PM (ry4ab)

177 Although, he may not be a native Wisconsinite.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 25, 2015 07:57 PM (UpGcq)

--Rodgers is a native Californian. Since starting for the Pack, he's become more assimilated into WI; he went to the Badger games in the Final Four this year.

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 08:01 PM (vsbNu)

178 Actually Trump would do fine if instead of slashing at the other Republicans candidates he talked more about the horrible policies of Obama, or what a crook Hillary is. Nobody who is an R is going to vote against him for saying that. i find the whole "attack the others Republicans a bore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 08:01 PM (OSs/l)

179 "I guess they let him back in, with the guarantee he would only talk when called upon."

That amnestying SOB!

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 25, 2015 08:01 PM (Vf5rR)

180 Previous winners of Celebrity Jeopardy! include Cheech Marin and Jerry Orbach. Some of those guys are sneaky smart.

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 07:58 PM (vsbNu)


I rarely watch Jeopardy but I have caught a few of the celeb ones and they seem to get pretty much nothing but retard questions, like the ones Groucho Marx used to use for consolation prizes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 25, 2015 08:01 PM (MYSVz)

181 We've officially reached the "strong man" phase of a fading democracy and you dimwits are cheering it on.

Oh. Dimwits. We're too dumb to think, why won't you come save us from ourselves?!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 25, 2015 08:02 PM (0NdlF)

182 Pappy O'Daniel: "If so, the Miss Lindsey strategy goes for naught."

That's reason enough to vote Trump. SC could finally be doing something right WRT Graham.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 25, 2015 08:02 PM (1CroS)

183 i find the whole "attack the others Republicans a bore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 08:01 PM (OSs/l)

He has to beat these Republicans before he can beat the Democrats.

Posted by: Titanium at August 25, 2015 08:03 PM (u9UgT)

184 Posted by: Titanium at August 25, 2015 07:55 PM (u9UgT)

What did Kelly say the past 11 days that led to trumps Twitter burst. He's pissing everyone off at FNC. Not a good idea.,he might as well piss on Limbaugh too

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 08:03 PM (OMXTD)

185

Here's a simple question for all you Trump Haters:

Who has Trump slashed at, Bush or Cruz?





Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:03 PM (l2dSQ)

186 If only Buzzion were alive to see this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 07:51 PM (rwI+c)

Yes, this. How is his wife taking the news and has anyone written an obituary yet?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 25, 2015 07:53 PM (0FSuD)


When did this happen?

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 25, 2015 08:03 PM (0TXlm)

187 Trump could have played it up even better for his looniest fans. "You said we can't throw 11M illegals out right before you screamed that you had the right to stand there and yell at me right before YOU were thrown out of the room. So it can be done, one at a time."

Posted by: bk in tx at August 25, 2015 08:03 PM (AyAyC)

188 I have no real hope, whoever gets elected. But as long as Trump stands up to these evil, sophistical, bullying shitstains, as long as he calls them ou, he's got my vote, 3rd party or not.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 25, 2015 08:04 PM (zvpUy)

189 If only Buzzion were alive to see this.

What'd Buzzion do?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 25, 2015 08:04 PM (0NdlF)

190 Trump at 35%... in New Hampshire.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2015 08:04 PM (NaeCR)

191 Nicely done, The Donald! He remained calm as he told the extremely rude activist, I mean, reporter, to STHU. And I'm glad he was evicted.

People LOATHE the media. Trump does not think he has to suck up top them and won't take crap from them. This is attractive to people who are used to fraidy cat GOP politicians.

I would love to see a clash between him and the BLM crowd. *runs hands together*

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 25, 2015 08:05 PM (Pby3z)

192
It can be reasonably argued that Bush is in 2nd place and Cruz is roughly in 3rd place.

Trump kicks Bush whenever he can.
He hasn't had anything negative to say about Cruz.


Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:05 PM (l2dSQ)

193 calls them *out*

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 25, 2015 08:05 PM (zvpUy)

194 CNN says he was thrown out for asking an immigration question. I guess they didn't see the video.


'Go back to Univision'
Reporter asking about immigration tossed from Trump event

Posted by: Stand Up Chuck! at August 25, 2015 08:05 PM (TzeLs)

195 Not a good idea.,he might as well piss on Limbaugh too

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 08:03 PM (OMXTD)

Limbaugh can handle himself, I am sure.

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 25, 2015 08:05 PM (Vf5rR)

196 189 If only Buzzion were alive to see this.

What'd Buzzion do?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 25, 2015 08:04 PM (0NdlF)


--Joined the choir eternal.

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 08:05 PM (vsbNu)

197 SMOD, please save us.
Posted by: DriveBy at August 25, 2015 07:54 PM (C9Vc


Let's add up your score:

1. Single-payer... check
2. Bill/Hillery... check
3. Eminent domain... check


Let's see... that's three. Three Harumphs. Three is not enough. If you want us to join you on your quest, you need at least four. Five, to be on the safe side.


Try harder next time, don't give up! We're listening.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 08:05 PM (Dj0WE)

198 Give him the pop trivia quiz. That will shut him up good!

Posted by: Fligdorp at August 25, 2015 08:05 PM (ZTv83)

199 Trump is acting inappropriately.

Posted by: Pastorius at August 25, 2015 08:05 PM (gMAUH)

200 BUZZION is alive


its a joke

dont worry

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 08:05 PM (zOTsN)

201 Get out and stay out...Ok, maybe not.

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 25, 2015 08:06 PM (R4vR0)

202 Two words about Fox News: Shepard Smith.

Posted by: nip at August 25, 2015 08:06 PM (a6Odp)

203 It's more like a death in a comic book though*



* excluding Thomas and Martha Wayne, Ben Parker and Gwen Stacy.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 08:06 PM (z/Ubi)

204
Trump is the only candidate who has published a Policy Paper written in clear and unambiguous detail dedicated to fighting Illegal Immigration.
- That is a level of serious commitment and _Leadership_ that no other candidate has shown.



Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:06 PM (l2dSQ)

205 Posted by: The Political Hat at August 25, 2015 08:03 PM (0TXlm)

I think he was on the previous thread. Maybe got banned?, It's some kind of inside joke or if not some clarification is needed, because let's not talk about posters dying unless they actually have..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 08:06 PM (OSs/l)

206 What did Kelly say the past 11 days that led to
trumps Twitter burst. He's pissing everyone off at FNC. Not a good
idea.,he might as well piss on Limbaugh too

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 08:03 PM (OMXTD)
I agree with you there. He should have dropped it after he spoke with Ailes after the first debate.

Posted by: Titanium at August 25, 2015 08:07 PM (u9UgT)

207 156
Nip Sip: "Enough."



You mad, bro?



It's not Trump's fault for eating up the oxygen. A) The MFM can't
help themselves; B) Other candidates won't help themselves; C) The
public says to Trump of the oxygen: "Help yourself."

-----------
I heard that. Trump is willing to stand in front of a microphone or three and talk about what he'd like to do if he was president. The MFM really can't help themselves, even when Trump stomps the, because they are ratings and headlines whores first and last. I wish Cruz would get some more attention, but it looks like he is going to hold on to his seat in Congress a little longer. The other Republican candidates are being deliberately ignored, or are ending up being weighed against The Donald and found wanting in the PR department.


Posted by: exdem13 at August 25, 2015 08:07 PM (ry4ab)

208
Ramos does butt stuff.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:07 PM (ODxAs)

209 Trump is a waaahhh-cist.

Posted by: Pastorius at August 25, 2015 08:07 PM (gMAUH)

210 When did this happen?

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 25, 2015 08:03 PM (0TXlm)

This morning in another thread. Tragic victim of an meme shark jumping accident.

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 25, 2015 08:07 PM (Vf5rR)

211 The big story happened after the presser. Trump caught up with Lindsey in the alley...

If that had been Jeb! and the Jorgeviator, the former would still be stammering and the latter giving a stump speech for open borers.

Posted by: Embrace nihilism at August 25, 2015 08:08 PM (pq97T)

212 So, is Ramos going to filibuster and try derailing Jeb!'s campaign for "denigrating" all the yellow people?

No?

Shocked. Shocked I am!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 25, 2015 08:08 PM (1CroS)

213
Ruth Buzzi is alive?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:08 PM (p0det)

214 BUZZION is alive





its a joke



dont worry

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 08:05 PM (zOTsN)

You only say that because you weren't invited to the funeral.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2015 08:08 PM (NaeCR)

215 205 Posted by: The Political Hat at August 25, 2015 08:03 PM (0TXlm)

I think he was on the previous thread. Maybe got banned?, It's some kind of inside joke or if not some clarification is needed, because let's not talk about posters dying unless they actually have..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 08:06 PM (OSs/l)
---
I think he joked about spiders to AlextheChick and she used the flamethrower on him.

Alas, poor Buzzion.

Posted by: Joltin' Joe at August 25, 2015 08:09 PM (jR7Wy)

216 Trump is the only candidate who has published a Policy Paper written in clear and unambiguous detail dedicated to fighting Illegal Immigration.

You mean when he copied and pasted Sessions policy? That one?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:09 PM (ODxAs)

217 Ramos does butt stuff.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

#ActOfLove

Posted by: El Jefe HEB Boosh at August 25, 2015 08:09 PM (awspb)

218 Ruth Buzzi is alive?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:08 PM (p0det)


She's been sitting on the SCOTASS for years.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 25, 2015 08:09 PM (MYSVz)

219 If only Buzzion were alive to see this.

What'd Buzzion do?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 25, 2015 08:04 PM (0NdlF)


Crossed Willow, one time too many. Poor fella, never saw it coming.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 08:09 PM (Dj0WE)

220 205 Posted by: The Political Hat at August 25, 2015 08:03 PM (0TXlm)

I think he was on the previous thread. Maybe got banned?, It's some kind of inside joke or if not some clarification is needed, because let's not talk about posters dying unless they actually have..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 08:06 PM (OSs/l)

--I think buzzion posted some (unfunny) hoax that Thomas Sowell died, so the other Morons kept saying buzzion died.

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 08:10 PM (vsbNu)

221
106 Posted by: prescient11 at August 25, 2015 07:37 PM (VMZsK)

Cruz has nothing to do with my opinion of Trump. And Cruz isn't going to be asked and if he was he wouldn't accept.
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 25, 2015 07:43 PM (kvhal)

Mind reading is a special skill.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 25, 2015 08:10 PM (MQEz6)

222 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 07:57 PM (OMXTD)


You brought it up.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 08:00 PM (Dj0WE)

Why I guess I did. But if you voted for Obama twice I find running for the GOP nomination sickening. I find giving money to the Clinton foundation sickening. I find his lack of attacks on democrats such as Clinton & Sanders telling

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 08:10 PM (OMXTD)

223

It's absolutely amazing.

The Nasty Trump Haters (no, ace is not one of them) refuse to acknowledge that there is no other GOP candidate who is as strong as Trump on fighting Illegal Immigration.

They are silent.




Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:10 PM (l2dSQ)

224 190
Trump at 35%... in New Hampshire.

--------
Still waiting for that "Trump is not a serious candidate" response.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 25, 2015 08:10 PM (ry4ab)

225 He should have dropped it after he spoke with Ailes after the first debate.>>>

Are we sure Ailes didn't ask Trump to keep it up. Hell even Kelly.

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 08:10 PM (9ET6q)

226 What did Kelly say the past 11 days that led to
trumps Twitter burst.
---
She said she wasn't in the wrong, and didn't apologize. She could end it in five minutes if she wanted to. On top of that, she might be incapable of learning, but a lot of other reporters are learning from this.

Posted by: Stand Up Chuck! at August 25, 2015 08:10 PM (TzeLs)

227 Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:03 PM (l2dSQ)

I'm not a Trump hater. He is useful for tweaking the GOPe.

But he's not who you apparently think he is. He is a very good self-promoter who doesn't know the first thing about actually making the government work. And I have great doubts that he is any friend of limited government.

What's he going to do to get legislation passed, bribe the senators and congressmen like he does? Will he actually limit the power or get rid of any federal agencies? How? Does he even know the square root of fuck all about foreign policy, or diplomacy, or the military.

The guy is an empty suit who got rich from Daddy's money and stiffing his creditors.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 08:11 PM (laMCB)

228 At least we got ride of that Roderic guy...

Posted by: Julian, Count of Ceuta at August 25, 2015 08:11 PM (0TXlm)

229 Hor Hay Away !

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 25, 2015 08:11 PM (W5DcG)

230
C Thomas Howell is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:11 PM (p0det)

231 Donald Trump's new tagline is "You're deported."

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 25, 2015 08:11 PM (GgxVX)

232 You mean when he copied and pasted Sessions policy? That one?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:09 PM (ODxAs)

Better than copying Rubio's eh?

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 25, 2015 08:11 PM (Vf5rR)

233 I'm not sure why Trump's policy on immigration in 2012 matters now. Did anyone's 2012 stance on same sex "marriage" matter today? No, they "evolved". We have a lot more illegals in the country today than 2012. I'll willing to cut him some slack over what he said back then.
I guess this will take Biden off the screen for a bit.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 25, 2015 08:12 PM (5HBd1)

234 Off, smarmy sock!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 25, 2015 08:12 PM (jR7Wy)

235 Yeah, I don't see how anyone doesn't at least acknowledge this guy is fun to watch. You may not want him as President, but he's a hoot.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 07:37 PM

Agreed Burt. and both the wife and thought Megyn came off as incredibly rude and attacking. It was like she was trying to make a name for herself.

Turns out some of the things she said he called women were NOT true. That's not exactly great journalism.

I usually like her, but it was not her finest moment, looked like gotcha journalism not based in fact.

Posted by: Farmer at August 25, 2015 08:12 PM (o/90i)

236 Ramos looks like a weak little man without his studio and all of his peeps backing him up.

Weak, little filibustering windbag of a man.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 25, 2015 08:13 PM (qCMvj)

237 At least we got ride of that Roderic guy...
Posted by: Julian, Count of Ceuta

Wodewic the wapist and wobber? That wapscallion!

Posted by: Pontius Pilate at August 25, 2015 08:13 PM (awspb)

238 "192
It can be reasonably argued that Bush is in 2nd place and Cruz is roughly in 3rd place."

Not reasonably. Bush is fifth or so in Iowa, third or fourth in New Hampshire, third or so in South Carolina, and second to fourth in in national polls. It's basically Trump vs. the top tier, which changes seats from poll to poll. If anyone has a low, hard ceiling it is Bush, and that seems somewhere around 12 to 18 percent.

Posted by: Embrace nihilism at August 25, 2015 08:13 PM (pq97T)

239 Posted by: Farmer at August 25, 2015 08:12 PM (o/90i)

They were all true and worse.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 25, 2015 08:13 PM (kvhal)

240 You mean when he copied and pasted Sessions policy? That one?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:09 PM (ODxAs)

Well...Sessions is the expert.

Posted by: Titanium at August 25, 2015 08:13 PM (u9UgT)

241
With all respect to you Guy Mohawk @ comment #216:

I mean the Anti-Illegal Immigration Policy Paper by Trumpthat Jeff Sessions ENDORSED.
- After which, Sessions ENDORSED Trump for President.

Anti-Illegal Immigration Ann Coulter also seems to like Trump.




Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:14 PM (l2dSQ)

242 Why I guess I did. But if you voted for Obama twice I find running for the GOP nomination sickening. I find giving money to the Clinton foundation sickening. I find his lack of attacks on democrats such as Clinton & Sanders telling
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 08:10 PM (OMXTD)


I don't care about any of that. Want to know why? I want the Republican Party to die. Trump is an assassin. I don't care what he does for fun.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 08:14 PM (Dj0WE)

243 Posted by: Titanium at August 25, 2015 08:07 PM (u9UgT

Trump doesn't need to implode.
Honestly, I get a kick out of the guy?
But he is going to have to think before he opens his mouth on occasion

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 08:14 PM (OMXTD)

244 no other GOP candidate who is as strong as Trump on fighting Illegal Immigration. <<<<<<<<<<

Not a trump hater, but I'll bite: What has trump done fighting illegal immigration other than talk about it? Specifically.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:14 PM (ODxAs)

245 what happened to buzzion?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 25, 2015 08:14 PM (0O7c5)

246 220 205 Posted by: The Political Hat at August 25, 2015 08:03 PM (0TXlm)

I think he was on the previous thread. Maybe got banned?, It's some kind of inside joke or if not some clarification is needed, because let's not talk about posters dying unless they actually have..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 08:06 PM (OSs/l)

--I think buzzion posted some (unfunny) hoax that Thomas Sowell died, so the other Morons kept saying buzzion died.
Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 08:10 PM (vsbNu)



You would be incorrect. I did not start the "______ is dead" meme using Sowell's name.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 08:14 PM (z/Ubi)

247 C Thomas Howell is dead?

Died on that island when Gilligan hit him in the head with a coconut.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 25, 2015 08:14 PM (oVJmc)

248 222
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 07:57 PM (OMXTD)





You brought it up.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 08:00 PM (Dj0WE)



Why I guess I did. But if you voted for Obama twice I find running
for the GOP nomination sickening. I find giving money to the Clinton
foundation sickening. I find his lack of attacks on democrats such as
Clinton Sanders telling
-------------
The Donald doesn't have to attack Hillary, she is doing a good enough job by herself. Eventually he will have to deal with Bernie the Pinko and Crazy Uncle Joe, and we will enjoy the spectacle with lots of popcorn. But Trump understands that the USA where he made his first couple of fortunes is fading away, soon to be replaced by the world's largest banana republic if no one can stop it. Trump is willing to try to stop the process, which is more than all of the GOPe candidates can say, or have said to date.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 25, 2015 08:14 PM (ry4ab)

249 artisanal 'ette: "Ramos looks like a weak little man without his studio and all of his peeps backing him up."

And Jon Stewart just popped into my head. I could have done without that.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 25, 2015 08:15 PM (1CroS)

250 One of my favorite KOTH eps is on, the hottyz one.

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 08:15 PM (vsbNu)

251 If Trump is *really* a Democrat AND he handles the border, that is more than the GOP has done in, FOREVER.. We already get the Demo crap shoved down our throat even after winning both the house and senate. At least one problem gets fixed.

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at August 25, 2015 08:15 PM (lAXNl)

252

Oh damn! LMFAO X's100 @ Sooth's comment # 230!

I was here earlier today when that was a thing!



Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:15 PM (l2dSQ)

253
I agree guys, Sessions' policy is awesome. Trump won't do it, I believe, but I would celebrate anyone who did. I am not even sure Trump read it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:16 PM (ODxAs)

254 It appears as if Buzzy is alive and well...'YAY'!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 25, 2015 08:16 PM (R4vR0)

255 "Not a trump hater, but I'll bite: What has trump done fighting illegal immigration other than talk about it? Specifically."

What was he suppose to do? He's been a private citizen for the last 69 years not a politician or elected official with the power to do anything.

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at August 25, 2015 08:16 PM (OIgIO)

256 Is Trump less conservative than the Republican Party?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 25, 2015 08:16 PM (oVJmc)

257
You would be incorrect. I did not start the "______ is dead" meme using Sowell's name.

Yeah, it's tasteless. What kind of jerk does this?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:16 PM (p0det)

258 I don't care about any of that. Want to know why? I want the Republican Party to die. Trump is an assassin. I don't care what he does for fun.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 08:14 PM (Dj0WE)

Fair enough

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 08:16 PM (OMXTD)

259
Oh wait...

it was me.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:17 PM (p0det)

260

Oh double damn @ #247!

Would you guys please stop!

I'm trying to make some serious points here!



Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:17 PM (l2dSQ)

261 i haven't received an email from vic.....i sent an overnight letter to him.....hopefully i'll hear from him tomorrow

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 25, 2015 08:17 PM (0O7c5)

262 >>what happened to buzzion?

It was horrible. But we've all moved on.

I'm just pissed that some ass has been using his nic. Have a little decency.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 08:17 PM (OGm46)

263

Seemed a bit odd as Trump sort of looked to find the security guy, presumably to have Ramos canned, but threw the guy under the bus when the other reporter asked him about ejecting him . . .

Or was it just me?

Posted by: GBruno at August 25, 2015 08:17 PM (u49WF)

264 Sessions hasn't endorsed Trump. He has endorsed his immigration plan which he wrote. Maybe later he will give an official endorsement for President but he hasn't done it yet.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 25, 2015 08:17 PM (kvhal)

265

This was incredible. Terrific. Terrific and Incredible.

Sit doooown.

drudge has the full video of the second back and forth

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 25, 2015 08:17 PM (qCMvj)

266 But he is going to have to think before he opens his mouth on occasion
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian,


He's not garnering attention because of his potential to offer a well-crafted argument.

He.Just.Doesn't.Care.

Hence, not the same old song-and-dunce, groomed, power-point, greasily-appointed politician.

He only differs from Montgomery Brewster in one key area.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2015 08:18 PM (Ck8hC)

267
Well said Pappy @ #256:

Trump is MORE conservative than the fucking GOP.


Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:18 PM (l2dSQ)

268


lol, Good to have you back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7_HaEOIJhM

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 25, 2015 08:18 PM (qCMvj)

269 Thomas Howell is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:11 PM (p0det)
Thurston died? Does Lovey know?

Posted by: Titanium at August 25, 2015 08:18 PM (u9UgT)

270
Oh Buzzion? Won't see him no more.

Posted by: Clemenza

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 08:18 PM (kdS6q)

271
One day I came into a thread and was glancing, because I don't read, at the comments. You all were talking about someone like they died but I couldn't tell who it was. So I asked is So and So dead, but it was the wrong but similar name.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:19 PM (p0det)

272 What was he suppose to do? He's been a private citizen for the last 69
years not a politician or elected official with the power to do
anything.


Exactly, yet some people are saying he has done alot. Other than hiring illegal immigrants on golf courses, I'm not sure what.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:19 PM (ODxAs)

273 256 Is Trump less conservative than the Republican Party?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 25, 2015 08:16 PM (oVJmc)

According to his own statement the answer is yes.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 25, 2015 08:19 PM (kvhal)

274
@ #264:

I may have misspoken there.
I naturally assumed that since Sessions endorsed Trump's Anti-Illegal Immigration policy that Sessions had also endorsed Trump.
But that was just an assumption.




Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:20 PM (l2dSQ)

275 So Trump threw him out... and he sneaked back in?

How utterly symbolic!

Posted by: RKae at August 25, 2015 08:20 PM (erO8I)

276 You would be incorrect. I did not start the "______ is dead" meme using Sowell's name.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 08:14 PM (z/Ubi)

--Thanks for clearing that up. It was weird how both popped up at the same time in the same thread.

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 08:20 PM (vsbNu)

277 Thurston died? Does Lovey know?
Posted by: Titanium at August 25, 2015 08:18 PM (u9UgT)
......
Jeez, this is news to me!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 25, 2015 08:20 PM (R4vR0)

278 256
Is Trump less conservative than the Republican Party?
---------

Hard to tell some days Pappy, especially when the GOPe candidates keep trying to run to the left of him.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 25, 2015 08:20 PM (ry4ab)

279

Trump to Ramos: "I have a bigger heart than you do."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 25, 2015 08:21 PM (qCMvj)

280 Democrats find anchor baby offensive, but not aborted baby.
Coulter opening for Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIDjsKw1y8Q

Posted by: Stand Up Chuck! at August 25, 2015 08:21 PM (TzeLs)

281 The GOPers would have continued on with business as usual, were it not for this random miracle called the Donald. Scary how much depends on mere chance.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 25, 2015 08:22 PM (zvpUy)

282
what about parted-out-baby?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:22 PM (p0det)

283 Is Trump less conservative than the Republican Party? <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Trick question, neither are conservative.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:23 PM (ODxAs)

284

He calls Jeb! incompetent.

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 25, 2015 08:23 PM (qCMvj)

285 He only differs from Montgomery Brewster in one key area.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2015 08:18 PM (Ck8hC)


No legion of killer dobermans, to be released at a whim?

Posted by: M. Burns at August 25, 2015 08:23 PM (Dj0WE)

286 This is being covered widely by all the nets and cable.

I would be very surprised if Trump doesn't get a bump from this.

Your move GOPe.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 25, 2015 08:23 PM (eDW1j)

287 >>Weak, little filibustering windbag of a man.

You rang?

Posted by: His Excellency President for Life Field Marshall Doctor Barry at August 25, 2015 08:23 PM (ROnPv)

288 Or was it just me?

Posted by: GBruno at August 25, 2015 08:17 PM (u49WF)


Nope. Trump appeared to be looking for security and then they got the hint.

Then he gets to play the judicious, reasonable host. "It's fine with me if they let him back in."

Criminy, the Trump people think all this "honest" talk is refreshing, but to me The Donald is just very good with crowds. He's a master self-promoter.

Isn't this kind of salesman's manipulation what the lying GOPe does? But the Trumpettes swoon because "He says things others won't dare to say!"

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 08:24 PM (laMCB)

289
Planned Parenthood is running, literally, a chop-shop with babies.

But "anchor baby" is offensive? Like hell it is.

Time to tell these offended little liars to Stick It up their offended asses.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:24 PM (p0det)

290
276 You would be incorrect. I did not start the "______ is dead" meme using Sowell's name.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 08:14 PM (z/Ubi)

--Thanks for clearing that up. It was weird how both popped up at the same time in the same thread.
Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 08:20 PM (vsbNu)



It's all Fenelon's fault you know. They got confused thinking someone called Sowell disgraced when they were actually calling Bill Cosby disgraced.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 08:24 PM (z/Ubi)

291 286 This is being covered widely by all the nets and cable.

I would be very surprised if Trump doesn't get a bump from this.

Your move GOPe.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 25, 2015 08:23 PM (eDW1j)


I'll throw one of them goddamn asian anchor babies into the ocean!

Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 25, 2015 08:24 PM (fJ5wU)

292 Does anyone really think Trump does the hiring for the housekeeping or grounds crew at his properties?

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at August 25, 2015 08:25 PM (lAXNl)

293 Trump is on CNN btw I'm not sure if Fox is running it too.

He's being fairly funny.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 08:25 PM (AkOaV)

294 Jorge Ramos was very good in Stripes.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at August 25, 2015 08:25 PM (Dwehj)

295 We've officially reached the "strong man" phase of a fading democracy and you dimwits are cheering it on.

=====


if it's a phase its inexorable. Don't you wanna wiiiin? if we don't support the Candidate the Dems wiiin! Where else ya going to go?!

LMAO

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 25, 2015 08:25 PM (Cq0oW)

296 Crossed Willow, one time too many. Poor fella, never saw it coming.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 08:09 PM (Dj0WE)



To be fair, I don't think any of us will see it coming from an Ette.

'Specially not AtC.

"Aiyee! Someone's stabbing my shins!"

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 25, 2015 08:25 PM (0NdlF)

297 I'm watching a trump speech in Iowa. So trump!!! I can't even.

Posted by: Lea at August 25, 2015 08:25 PM (Vi5m0)

298 Is it too much to ask that we get one Trump-free weekday?

It would ultimately be doing a service to the Trumpers, giving them time to catch up on their favorite Wrestlemania and Hee-Haw reruns.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 25, 2015 08:25 PM (X9Mnx)

299


Cruzinator @ comment # 273, I cannot agree.

As you know I also like Ted Cruz. For a LONG time Cruz was first in my book.
(And it's still within the realm of plausibility that Cruz could leap to the front of the pack - and I'd like that very much.)

But the GOP has PROVEN itself to be unreliable on fighting Illegal Immigration.

Tonight, and ONCE AGAIN, Trump as proven to be far and away the MOST RELIABLE on fighting Illegal Immigration.

And Teh Trump did it in DISCIPLINED fashion - after which, he showed that slickster, Ramos, the door.





Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:26 PM (l2dSQ)

300
Lol at 291. I shouldn't have laughed but I did.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:26 PM (ODxAs)

301 I tunneled my way back in and brought my extended family with me.

Posted by: Jorge Ramos at August 25, 2015 08:26 PM (OIgIO)

302 I'm sure glad I was out doing kid stuff all afternoon and missed getting irradiated by the fallout from the nuclear war that broke out here.

Posted by: Agent J at August 25, 2015 08:26 PM (ueOgE)

303 Your move GOPe.
Posted by: Kreplach


**douses own head with gasoline**

NOBODY MAKE A MOVE OR THESE ASSHOLES GET IT!

Posted by: Your Betters In the GOP at August 25, 2015 08:27 PM (Ck8hC)

304
driveby is that cuckservative cocksucker packsoldier, I think

or it's Gabrial Malor

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:27 PM (p0det)

305
Does anyone really think Barack Obama had any influence on Lois Lerner?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:27 PM (ODxAs)

306 Trump: we should outlaw teleprompters for candidates.

Lol.

Posted by: Lea at August 25, 2015 08:27 PM (Vi5m0)

307
Pinging out to #291.

My sides are fucking HURTING.






Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:27 PM (l2dSQ)

308 >>So Trump threw him out... and he sneaked back in?

How utterly symbolic!
Posted by: RKae


Security had to give him a towel.

Posted by: The Donald at August 25, 2015 08:27 PM (ROnPv)

309 Of course those fish-eating boat people have anchor babies. That's how they stop the ship from crashing into the shore near San Francisco.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 25, 2015 08:28 PM (fJ5wU)

310 It would ultimately be doing a service to the Trumpers, giving them time
to catch up on their favorite Wrestlemania and Hee-Haw reruns.


Yes, those damned flyover socon rubes.

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at August 25, 2015 08:28 PM (Dwehj)

311 Trump says he may demand CNN donate 10 million to the charity of his choice if they want him to be on their debate and bring them those ratings.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 08:28 PM (AkOaV)

312 Posted by: Agent J at August 25, 2015 08:26 PM (ueOgE)

It also helps if when things get nasty you just skip 1/4 of the thread or more.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 08:28 PM (OSs/l)

313 Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 25, 2015 08:25 PM (X9Mnx)


Hey look, everybody, Trumpdaddy is here. Hiya Trumpdaddy!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 08:28 PM (Dj0WE)

314 281 The GOPers would have continued on with business as usual, were it not for this random miracle called the Donald. Scary how much depends on mere chance.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 25, 2015 08:22 PM (zvpUy)


Well, we should say prayers of thanks to God for Trump, and pray that this empty-headed real estate huckster doesn't become President.

We don't need 8 years of "run the government like a (poorly operated, often bankrupt) business." We already got 8 years of "run the government like community organizing."

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 08:28 PM (laMCB)

315 Is there a longer clip? How can you even tell who he's talking too later? He keeps referring to Ramos in the third person.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 08:29 PM (x9e6V)

316 'giving them time to catch up on their favorite Wrestlemania and Hee-Haw reruns.'


Well I always liked Hee Haw but never got in to wrestling. What are you trying to say?

Posted by: freaked at August 25, 2015 08:29 PM (BO/km)

317 Tonight, and ONCE AGAIN, Trump as proven to be far and away the MOST RELIABLE on fighting Illegal Immigration.

Again I must ask when has he fought illegal immigration other than talked about it?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:30 PM (ODxAs)

318 So ace praises Trump in this post (and a few others), yet it is not enough for a couple of people here who require ace to be ALL IN on Trump ALL THE TIME.

Give it a rest.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 25, 2015 08:30 PM (Pby3z)

319 I don't know what Twsited Sister makes of Trump, but they're probably getting lots of $$$ from him if nothing else.

Posted by: logprof, Amazonian at August 25, 2015 08:30 PM (vsbNu)

320
Was it true polynikes was here, today?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:30 PM (p0det)

321 Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:26 PM (l2dSQ)

Whats your explanation for his position in 2012?

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 25, 2015 08:30 PM (kvhal)

322 Speaking of AtC, there's a new podcast up.

http://marginallyhonorablechairman.com/

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 25, 2015 08:30 PM (0NdlF)

323 >>311 Trump says he may demand CNN donate 10 million to the charity of his choice if they want him to be on their debate and bring them those ratings.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 08:28 PM (AkOaV)

Thansk! Watching at the gym and missed exactly what he was saying about charity. I swear to god I thought he was about to take up an offering or something.

Posted by: Lea at August 25, 2015 08:31 PM (Vi5m0)

324 Well I always liked Hee Haw but never got in to wrestling.

Because you never saw Tojo Yamamoto in his prime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 08:31 PM (rwI+c)

325 Isn't this kind of salesman's manipulation what the lying GOPe does? But the Trumpettes swoon because "He says things others won't dare to say!"Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 08:24 PM (laMCB)
---
The GOPe have such contemt for us, they don't even try to lie anymore. At least with Trump we'll be no worse off than with any GOPer. The GOPe needs to die anyway.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 25, 2015 08:31 PM (zvpUy)

326 >>He.Just.Doesn't.Care
-------

Hope that changes if he becomes the nominee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 08:31 PM (OMXTD)

327 292
Does anyone really think Trump does the hiring for the housekeeping or grounds crew at his properties?


Posted by: free tibet, etc. at August 25, 2015 08:25 PM (lAXNl)

exactly...and i'm sure his company uses the e verify which is A JOKE

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 25, 2015 08:31 PM (0O7c5)

328 Evening, y'all.

I heard Buzzion is dead? Rest his soul.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at August 25, 2015 08:32 PM (q20+R)

329 I don't say prayers to God for Trump. I ask God for forgiveness of our sins as a nation (and my own) that we would be protected from all enemies foreign and domestic. I also God too protect all the candidates from physical harm.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 08:32 PM (OSs/l)

330
Pinging out to Lea @ comment #306,


If they outlawed teleprompters, Trump would be an automatic two-term president.




Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:32 PM (l2dSQ)

331 307,

So are mine.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 08:32 PM (zyIlW)

332 You killed Buzzion? You bastards!

Posted by: freaked at August 25, 2015 08:33 PM (BO/km)

333 McKay Coppins tweet
Donald Trump having his bodyguard forcibly remove a Univision anchor from a press conference will, of course, be what sinks his campaign.
---
Hard to tell if this is a joke, or serious

Posted by: Stand Up Chuck! at August 25, 2015 08:33 PM (TzeLs)

334 "Well I always liked Hee Haw but never got in to wrestling. What are you trying to say?"


Don't forget "The Dukes of Hazard" and "The Andy Griffith Show."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 08:34 PM (x9e6V)

335
speaking of Buzzion being dead...

watched Fear Of The Walking Dead -- it was about a teen junkie, not zombies. Boring as all get out.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:34 PM (p0det)

336 >>Was it true polynikes was here, today?

>>Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:30 PM (p0det)

>Cruzinator at August 25, 2015 08:30 PM (kvhal)

Zoom.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 08:35 PM (OGm46)

337 317 Tonight, and ONCE AGAIN, Trump as proven to be far and away the MOST RELIABLE on fighting Illegal Immigration.

Again I must ask when has he fought illegal immigration other than talked about it
hired illegals for his projects?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:30 PM (ODxAs)


There you go, fixed.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 08:35 PM (laMCB)

338 >>>Heh.

If so, the Miss Lindsey strategy goes for naught.

He trolled Graham earlier today on twitter when that poll came out:

"Congrats @LindseyGrahamSC. You just got 4 points in your home state of SC - far better than zero nationally. You're only 26 pts behind me."

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 25, 2015 08:35 PM (2SbkI)

339 Meanwhile - any bumb off the street can take over the Bernie mic.

Posted by: Stand Up Chuck! at August 25, 2015 08:35 PM (TzeLs)

340 I'm sure the press will blow a gasket over this but you know what? I bet not a single non-journalist will mind at all. Every other politician is thinking "why didn't I ever do that?" and everyone else is thinking "good, everyone hates those locusts."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 08:35 PM (39g3+)

341 Or-hay has a bit to learn about hijacking a press conference.

He's no Andrew

Posted by: seamrog at August 25, 2015 08:35 PM (pspLH)

342 Everyone get a cheeseburger?

I was going to try out a new place but there was a wait so I went down the street and got keftedes.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 25, 2015 08:35 PM (rHXGG)

343 Well the Dukes was stupid and I never watched it much, mostly for Daisy of course but Andy yea.

Posted by: freaked at August 25, 2015 08:36 PM (BO/km)

344 I heard Buzzion is dead? Rest his soul."

Yeah, poor bastard. At least he went quick.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 08:36 PM (x9e6V)

345 "Because you never saw Tojo Yamamoto in his prime."

Woah, that brings back memories. He was hell on Jackie Fargo.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 25, 2015 08:36 PM (u5gzz)

346
polynikes is Cruzinator??

Wow, does not seem like the old polynikes at all.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:36 PM (p0det)

347 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 08:32 PM (OSs/l)

You are a good man. Keep those coming.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 08:37 PM (laMCB)

348 341 Or-hay has a bit to learn about hijacking a press conference.

He's no Andrew


It's easy to hijack a conference when you have a picture of the man's penis on you iPhone.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 25, 2015 08:37 PM (fJ5wU)

349 >>not just entertainment. there is a certain political usefulness in someone who just doesn't give a f***.


After all the times we've seen other GOP politicians put up with abominable MSM behavior, unleashing biased "when did you stop hating [victim group]" and "why don't you take this opportunity to hate on one of your own?" type queries..?

Yeah, it's nice to see someone treat the press with the same contempt they've been dishing out for decades.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 08:37 PM (NOIQH)

350
Yeah, I went to 5 Guys.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:37 PM (p0det)

351
Mohawk and Cruzinator @ # comments 321 and 317:

I think you make fair points.

No one is accusing Trump of being a died-in-the-wool conservative.

But the man has FULLY committed himself to fighting Illegal Immigration.
He proved that ONCE AGAIN tonight.

There is nothing even slightly ambiguous about the position he has stated in writing - which has been endorsed by the biggest Anti-Illegal Immigration advocate we have, Jeff Sessions.

Alas:
No. Other. Candidate. Comes. Close.




Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:37 PM (l2dSQ)

352 I ask God for forgiveness of our sins as a nation (and my own) that we would be protected from all enemies foreign and domestic.

Mostly I pray for mercy from God, because we sure as hell deserve what is coming.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 08:37 PM (39g3+)

353 I heard Buzzion is dead? Rest his soul."



Yeah, poor bastard. At least he went quick.>>>

The Meme is a deadly disease.

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 08:37 PM (9ET6q)

354 Trump the Barbarian is a quasi-Christian ( recently brought back into The Fold )


a lot of Christians are quasi; ask anyone, they'll tell you.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 25, 2015 08:37 PM (ySzLz)

355 BurtTC:


The eminent domain thing is not clearcut. I didn't like it until i heard what the real story was. Trump actually looked pretty reasonable in that one.


Now the guy before him really went after that woman. Trump was trying to turn around a failing project. That is all.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 25, 2015 08:38 PM (VMZsK)

356 Jorge is not an American citizen, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 08:38 PM (NOIQH)

357 watched Fear Of The Walking Dead -- it was about a teen junkie, not zombies. Boring as all get out.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:34 PM (p0det)



I agree. It was more of a drama than I expected it to be. I think I've been spoiled by TWD.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at August 25, 2015 08:39 PM (q20+R)

358 Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:37 PM (l2dSQ)

I'm sorry, but I have to ask this. Are you paid to cheerlead for Trump?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 08:39 PM (OSs/l)

359 Political Hat, buzzion is still with us. The buzzion is dead thing started on an earlier thread as a hilarious joke. I think he said that the ___ is dead jokes can be confusing, so of course one of the next comments was "buzzion is dead."

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 25, 2015 08:39 PM (Pby3z)

360 All earlier "RIP" jokes are hereby set aside. This one is for real.

Famous Houston Cardiologist, Dr. Red Duke, passed away this afternoon, at age 86.

http://tinyurl.com/q7p3fhk


I would respectfully ask that someone with the right e-mail connections, get this breaking news loaded into tonight's ONT?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2015 08:39 PM (McRlu)

361 219 >> What'd Buzzion do?

He taunted Happy Fun Ball once too often.

RIP, Buzzion.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 25, 2015 08:40 PM (gyKtp)

362 Yeah, I went to 5 Guys.

Good burgers, but a bit spendy. Next time take one of those sacks of potatoes as compensation.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 08:40 PM (39g3+)

363 Viva La Trump! Trumpo El Presidente!

There are two kinds of people in the world my friend, those with a rope around their neck and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.

Vote Trumpo!2016...because he is the only Americano with big, brass balls.

Trumpo! Trumpo! Trumpo!

Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez at August 25, 2015 08:40 PM (ej1L0)

364 Yeah, I went to 5 Guys.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:37 PM (p0det)

Careful, that may be taken as a microaggression by certain short furry creatures who may or may not inhabit the ommentscay

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 08:40 PM (AkOaV)

365 Jorge is not an American citizen, right?

At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 25, 2015 08:40 PM (Dwehj)

366 I am only saying that Buzzion is alive because I am cashing his government checks!

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 08:41 PM (zOTsN)

367 osted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 08:37 PM (39g3+)

I pray of that too-yes It's just that I have never prayed for the election of a political candidate so that's why I wanted to answer the Hurricane.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2015 08:41 PM (OSs/l)

368 13 If George can't wait his turn, then he needs a time out. There's nothing controversial here.

People like him have issues waiting for their turn.

Posted by: Avi at August 25, 2015 08:41 PM (a+Nrx)

369
Hey Hurricane @ comment # 337,

Care to try making an actual ARGUMENT for a GOP candidate who is stronger than Trump in the fight against Illegal Immigration?



Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:41 PM (l2dSQ)

370
Yeah, Ace really hates Five Guys for some reason.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:42 PM (p0det)

371 356 Jorge is not an American citizen, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 08:38 PM (NOIQH)

He is an American citizen.

Born in Mexico, but a US citizen.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 08:42 PM (AkOaV)

372 Trump treats the media the way Bob Knight and Bill Parcells treated the media, with the respect they have earned: none. fuck their couch.

Posted by: X at August 25, 2015 08:42 PM (57fhp)

373 What bothers me is how obstinate and foolish the other GOP candidates are being. Obviously his stance on illegal immigration is not hurting Trump. Obviously it is not the third rail of politics that people thought. So why not chime in on it as well? Why not say "yeah we need to fix this!" too?

My only guess is that doing so would cause them to be cut off totally from that sweet, sweet GOP party campaign fundage and those Chamber of Commerce donors.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 08:42 PM (39g3+)

374 No one is accusing Trump of being a died-in-the-wool conservative

====

Nope. But he is the only one bona fide 100% NOT part of the business as usual DC GOPe machine bullshit.

As they constantly remind us. Which only increases his support.

You'd think they'd take a hint.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 25, 2015 08:42 PM (Cq0oW)

375 370
Yeah, Ace really hates Five Guys for some reason.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:42 PM (p0det)

Maybe the peanut shells get in his fur, who knows?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 08:42 PM (AkOaV)

376 354 Trump the Barbarian is a quasi-Christian ( recently brought back into The Fold
-------

Not for me to judge.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 08:42 PM (vM+YG)

377
Pinging out @ comment # 358:

Oh, God, I wish I were getting paid!








Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:43 PM (l2dSQ)

378


I do believe that Mr Trump is "strong with his pimp hand"

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 08:43 PM (zOTsN)

379

And I get the feeling that Trump could pay me handsomely too.



Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:43 PM (l2dSQ)

380
Donald Trump, especially when he's with the media, is like a Flame Thrower. It's wonderful.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:43 PM (p0det)

381 RIP Dr. Duke.

John Wayne in scrubs indeed.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 08:44 PM (zyIlW)

382 I know what i wish I had for dinner, now that I think about it?

5 Guys.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 08:45 PM (AkOaV)

383 Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:37 PM (l2dSQ)

Oh, yeah, Trump is super-strong on fighting illegal immigration. Look at him throw that reporter out of a press conference! BAM!

Man, nobody comes close. Not even! Eleventy!!! 11111!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/p7m9ksz (Trump hired illegals to work on Trump project, then when challenged, of course passed the buck to his contractor)

Now if your definition of illegals is old widows whom he out of their homes vis. Kelo, then you might be on to something there.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 08:45 PM (laMCB)

384 Buzzion will never really die as long as we do what he would want and shun the person who is now using his nic.

Shun him I say.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 08:45 PM (OGm46)

385
I wouldn't normally recommend this site

but HuffPo has lost their shit over this

HUUUUGGGEEEE headline

TRUMP KICKS OUT RAMOS

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 08:45 PM (zOTsN)

386
Maybe the peanut shells get in his fur, who knows?


Its not the shells its those hulls, the skins inside. All over the fur, and you don't notice until the kids are laughing at you.

So I've heard.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 08:45 PM (39g3+)

387 BUSSION IS DEAD?????

Posted by: Al Sharpton vs His TelePrompTer at August 25, 2015 08:45 PM (DLu2s)

388
Listen Trumpsuperfan. I am not trying to bang on you or even Trump, if people like him just because he drives a shiv up the back side of the GOPe or throws Ramos back across the proverbial river, or just because he hammers the media, fine by me. But saying he is committed to this or that is just being mind numb. Trump is committed to, get this, Trump.

Even the drudge mini-headline says he will start with the (I A) gangs first. That is not a full commitment to securing the border or to the Sessions plan, that's a 4 year project at least right there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:46 PM (ODxAs)

389 Poor Buzzion.

You flew too close to the sun, man.

**salutes you with longneck, chugs meditatively**

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 25, 2015 08:46 PM (jR7Wy)

390 Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 08:45 PM (laMCB)

blah blah blah.

Not interested in the "one time illegals --believe it or not, ILLEGALS are in the construction industry!!!-- worked as sub contractors on one of trumps projects" boringness.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 08:46 PM (AkOaV)

391 BurtTC:


The eminent domain thing is not clearcut. I didn't like it until i heard what the real story was. Trump actually looked pretty reasonable in that one.


Now the guy before him really went after that woman. Trump was trying to turn around a failing project. That is all.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 25, 2015 08:38 PM (VMZsK)


I really don't know anything about it. I was merely responding to the latest laundry list of Trump sins. I think it's funny, people come here expecting if they make a list, eventually people are going to say "you know, you're right. This Trump fellow is not the man I thought he was! I'm voting for Jeb!!"

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 08:46 PM (Dj0WE)

392 calls Trump supporters "White Supremacist Fan Club"

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 08:46 PM (zOTsN)

393 Out, Demon Jorge! The power of Trump compels you!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 25, 2015 08:46 PM (0XzvW)

394 >>"Ramos looks like a weak little man without his studio and all of his peeps backing him up."

Like creepy little Bill Maher without the aid of his seal-clapping audience to make him clever about his snide, mean-sprited "jokes."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 08:46 PM (NOIQH)

395 pour out some of your Value-Rite vodka for the homie boys.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 08:47 PM (39g3+)

396 i added a tasteful tribute to Buzzion in the sidebar.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 08:47 PM (dciA+)

397 All threads lead to food threads.

Posted by: Confucius at August 25, 2015 08:47 PM (Dwehj)

398 Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh

It ain't working.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 08:47 PM (rwI+c)

399

Hurricane LeFawnduh,

Still waiting to see if you want to argue that another GOP candidate is as strong as TRUMP on fighting Illegal Immigration....

Do you have ANYBODY in mind?






Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:47 PM (l2dSQ)

400 "You'd think they'd take a hint."


They think they're doing a great job. Getting along, running the government, writing the right checks.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 08:48 PM (x9e6V)

401


shouldn't there be booze and a wake

isn't that required

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 08:48 PM (zOTsN)

402 "93 Hell, I hate to say this, but its true.

The more I see, the more I like and I have NOT been a Trumpkin up to this point."

I'm about there now, too, after hurling insult after insult.

Posted by: The Jorgevinator at August 25, 2015 08:49 PM (pq97T)

403 392 calls Trump supporters "White Supremacist Fan Club"
Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 08:46 PM (zOTsN)

but, civility and tone are the name of the game I thought.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 08:49 PM (AkOaV)

404 i added a tasteful tribute to Buzzion in the sidebar.

When I go, I'll be lucky if you turn me over to rifle my pockets.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 08:49 PM (rwI+c)

405 Buzzion will never really die as long as we do what he would want and shun the person who is now using his nic.

Shun him I say.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 08:45 PM (OGm46)


You know, I never really liked the real Buzzion. Nobody did, truth be told. This new guy though, he's a-ok. I say we let him stay.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 08:49 PM (Dj0WE)

406 LMAO Say You, Say Me.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at August 25, 2015 08:50 PM (q20+R)

407
Because, Hurricane LeFawnduh, it should be recognized by all conservatives that if the Pro-Illegal-Immigration forces get their way and cow the GOP into treating Anti-Illegal-Immigration as a second tier issue that can be gently pushed to the side:
WE. ARE. DONE.



Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:50 PM (l2dSQ)

408 Very classy tribute, ace.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 08:50 PM (AkOaV)

409 >>i added a tasteful tribute to Buzzion in the sidebar.

I felt something move deep inside me.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 08:50 PM (OGm46)

410 Sir Elton and Luntz patronize the same rug merchant, I see.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 25, 2015 08:50 PM (jR7Wy)

411 Yeah, Ace really hates Five Guys for some reason.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:42 PM (p0det)

Bacon double cheeseburger too juicy?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2015 08:50 PM (NaeCR)

412 Geez ace. Adding 10 years to my life after all the times I supported your claims of being 29

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 08:50 PM (F0AUY)

413
before he died

Buzzion told Trump he should run for president

he's doing it for him

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 08:50 PM (zOTsN)

414 This is gonna be bigger than the "Paul is dead" campaign, I can feel it in one of my bones. My fibula maybe.


Do you have ANYBODY in mind?


That's the problem. I know that Trump is just talking out his comb-over when he says he's all for fighting illegal immigration but at least he's saying something, which is better than, oh, all the rest of them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 08:50 PM (39g3+)

415 All threads lead to food threads.

It's the power of Spry!
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/spry/index.html

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 25, 2015 08:51 PM (rHXGG)

416 buzzion's in a better place now (The Federalist)

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 08:51 PM (dciA+)

417
Again I must ask when has he fought illegal immigration other than talked about it?


Let's ask that question about ALL the candidates.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 25, 2015 08:51 PM (oVJmc)

418 Hey Hurricane @ comment # 337,

Care to try making an actual ARGUMENT for a GOP candidate who is stronger than Trump in the fight against Illegal Immigration?



Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:41 PM (l2dSQ)


Sure, I'd say any of them, because at this point, a sane person can't believe a word Trump says because he's been on every side of almost every issue.

No one knows what the guy stands for and you are kidding yourself if you think you do.

But judging by his character, I doubt it matters much because he seldom keeps his promises.

But you Trumpettes go right on believing this guy's bullshit, regardless of what he's said or done in the past that contradicts it (and there is a lot).

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 08:51 PM (laMCB)

419 I've been teetotaling since Saturday, but in remembrance of Buzzion, I poured myself a Manhattan.

"As we go down life's lonesome highway
Seems the hardest thing to do is to find a friend or two"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at August 25, 2015 08:51 PM (q20+R)

420 404 i added a tasteful tribute to Buzzion in the sidebar.

When I go, I'll be lucky if you turn me over to rifle my pockets.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 08:49 PM (rwI+c)
---
I expect to be cannibalized by Jawas.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 25, 2015 08:51 PM (jR7Wy)

421 Buzzi, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at August 25, 2015 08:52 PM (Dwehj)

422 i added a tasteful tribute to Buzzion in the sidebar.

Got me right *there*, it did.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 25, 2015 08:52 PM (rHXGG)

423 (Trump hired illegals to work on Trump project, then when challenged, of course passed the buck to his contractor)



Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 08:45 PM (laMCB)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You have a very liberal definition of 'hire'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2015 08:52 PM (NaeCR)

424 i didn't know buzzion personally, but I imagine he had a good center of mass. natural wrestler.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 08:52 PM (dciA+)

425 >>buzzion's in a better place now (The Federalist)


Dancing on the ceiling?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 08:52 PM (NOIQH)

426 Trump finally says it: FYNQ.

You gotta give him props.

Posted by: mpfs,Waiting For The Ambien To Kick In at August 25, 2015 08:53 PM (M+tdH)

427
Mohawk @ comment # 388,

Fair enough.
I just thought it might be helpful to know how someone who was once opposed to Trump could so ardently support him now. You don't believe him. I get that.
I would only suggest that he's at least as believable as any other politician when it comes to his position on Illegal Immigration.

- But Trump's FULLY COMMITTED position on Illegal Immigration is by far the best one.






Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:53 PM (l2dSQ)

428 Jorge is the guy our candidates go to and say how great amnesty is and of course they'll hand it out to everyone.

This guy can go fuck himself.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 08:53 PM (oFCZn)

429 Jim,

He posts his email at the end of every ONT. It's no secret.

maetenloch @ gmail dot com

Posted by: Chi at August 25, 2015 08:53 PM (N3+X9)

430 before he died

Buzzion told Trump he should run for president

he's doing it for him

-
Let's win one for the Buzzter.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 25, 2015 08:53 PM (cukrb)

431 St. buzzion the Venerable

Posted by: logprof, Amazon Sales Rank: #87,835 in eBooks at August 25, 2015 08:53 PM (vsbNu)

432 396 i added a tasteful tribute to Buzzion in the sidebar.
Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 08:47 PM (dciA+)
......
I missed it but can only assume this is confirmation of the demise of a legend...My God! To be caught short with a limited supply of vodka and redbull when grieving calls...

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 25, 2015 08:53 PM (R4vR0)

433 i added a tasteful tribute to Buzzion in the sidebar.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 08:47 PM (dciA+)


I was expecting to be rickrolled.

Close enough.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 25, 2015 08:53 PM (gyKtp)

434 It's the power of Spry!

Spree? I love that stuff.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 08:54 PM (39g3+)

435
Buzzion died doing what he loved -- whatever that was.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:54 PM (p0det)

436 415 All threads lead to food threads.

It's the power of Spry!
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/spry/index.html
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 25, 2015 08:51 PM (rHXGG)
---
I think Aunt Jenny canned all of her husbands and had them lined up neatly in the cellar.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 25, 2015 08:54 PM (jR7Wy)

437 Sure, I'd say any of them, because at this point, a sane person can't believe a word Trump says because he's been on every side of almost every issue.

No one knows what the guy stands for and you are kidding yourself if you think you do.

But judging by his character, I doubt it matters much because he seldom keeps his promises.

But you Trumpettes go right on believing this guy's bullshit, regardless of what he's said or done in the past that contradicts it (and there is a lot).
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 08:51 PM (laMCB)

You could fill in literally anyone in politics name and that statement would be equally as true.

But whats your point?

We get it -- they're all liars, they're all corrupt, and they're all narcissistic assholes out for themselves.

So... why not enjoy the show and the funny guy from NY while we're watching it play out?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 08:54 PM (AkOaV)

438 He had a way of typing words.

Posted by: freaked at August 25, 2015 08:54 PM (BO/km)

439 I don't see what the big deal is - I once locked a bunch of reporters in a utility closet at a fundraiser.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo Biden at August 25, 2015 08:54 PM (NOIQH)

440 @352
Yep, when the Good Lord drops the hammer, not one of us can claim we, as a society, don't deserve it.

And Fenelon, thanks for your good words.

Posted by: Agent J at August 25, 2015 08:54 PM (ueOgE)

441 You have a very liberal definition of 'hire'.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2015 08:52 PM (NaeCR)


I think not.

Posted by: Harry Truman, The Buck Stops Here (TM) at August 25, 2015 08:54 PM (laMCB)

442 I am Buzzion

Posted by: Spartacus at August 25, 2015 08:54 PM (9ET6q)

443
just before he died buzzion told me i could have all his shit

so in way i will always remember him, depending on how long his shit lasts

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 08:55 PM (dciA+)

444
I also mourn Buzzion and am disgusted by the guy posting as him. Too soon man, too soon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:55 PM (ODxAs)

445 Buzz ion would've preferred AC/DC over Lionel Richie

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 08:55 PM (vM+YG)

446 #BuzzedLivesMatter

Posted by: Jen Psocki at August 25, 2015 08:55 PM (Dwehj)

447 >>>He had a way of typing words.

he did! He used punctuation like an angel!

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 08:55 PM (dciA+)

448 Why kick him out when you can just assign each reporter a "handler" who will hold onto their phone and follow them into the bathroom to make sure they're not doing any unfettered reporting while in attendance?

Posted by: Hillary! at August 25, 2015 08:55 PM (NOIQH)

449 Stop all the monitors,turn off the smartphone,
PreventKay in Mainefrom barking with a juicy bone,
Silence thejawas and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let NSA drones circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of all KDBears smut,
LetKate Upton and the other onewear black cotton gloves, the sluts.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My non working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought thatthe blogwould last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 08:56 PM (zOTsN)

450 I don't see what the big deal is - I once locked a bunch of reporters in a utility closet at a fundraiser.

Biden did, too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 08:56 PM (39g3+)

451
Buzzion's dream was to be "First" in a comment thread.

Old friend, you will forever be "First" in every thread...in our hearts.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 08:56 PM (p0det)

452 The worst thing I've seen on this blog is someone socking buzzion.

My God the man just died! Let him rest in peace (and, as far as I know as the autopsy report isn't done, pieces)!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 08:56 PM (oFCZn)

453 I so don't want to be a Trump voter, but I'm getting sucked in.

Posted by: Kal at August 25, 2015 08:56 PM (A3kYV)

454 Buzzion's just pinin' for the fjords!

Posted by: logprof, Amazon Sales Rank: #87,835 in eBooks at August 25, 2015 08:56 PM (vsbNu)

455 I'm not saying that Buzzion took his own life because of the Ashley Madison hack going public, I'm just saying it's really unfortunate timing.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 08:56 PM (OGm46)

456 i didn't know buzzion personally, but I imagine he had a good center of mass. natural wrestler.
Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 08:52 PM (dciA+)


He had a way with words, our Buzzion. He would speak to the ladies here, the ettes, and when he wanted to make an ette feel like she was just felt up, she felt like she was just felt up.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 08:56 PM (Dj0WE)

457 " i added a tasteful tribute to Buzzion in the sidebar."


I'm sure he would have loved it. He always did like Lionel Richie.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 08:57 PM (x9e6V)

458 416 buzzion's in a better place now (The Federalist)
Posted by: ace
------------------------------
OK - I personally don't find all the "_______ is dead?" jokes funny at all, but that made me laugh.

Posted by: Chi at August 25, 2015 08:57 PM (N3+X9)

459 You GOPe candidates, you want to know who you are? Huh? You want to know who's sons you are? You don't, I do, everybody does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.

Except for Christie...I like big fat men like him. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they don't get up.




Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez at August 25, 2015 08:57 PM (ej1L0)

460 "Say you, say me" ... you know, that's Neil Diamond levels of unintentionally-cryptic.

Posted by: lyric critic at August 25, 2015 08:57 PM (aTQ1U)

461 Buzz is in another, better, groovier place:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3LM2iQ8p7A

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 25, 2015 08:57 PM (jR7Wy)

462 I'm not for wanting illegals to come back after being deported, but aside from that, I think he dealt with Jorge's questioning quite well the second time around. Bold, clear, but not rude or crass, even gracious, after demonstrating his dominance, of course.

More of this.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 25, 2015 08:57 PM (Pby3z)

463
So Hurricane LeFawnduh @ comment # 418,

I ask for just but one GOP candidate who is as strong as Trump on fighting Illegal Immigration, and you give me ALL of them.

That pretty much answers my question.

You can't make an argument for anyone else.

You simply hate Trump. And that's fine.
But that's not an argument as to which GOP candidate is as strong as Trump on Illegal Immigration. - But in fairness to you and all the other Nasty Trump Haters: THERE IS NO ONE ELSE STRONGER IN THE FIGHT AGAINST ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION.






Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 08:58 PM (l2dSQ)

464 Trump handled that very well.

Ramos didn't. All he has is his feelings and some gutless bluster.

Posted by: Feh at August 25, 2015 08:58 PM (Uk9e2)

465 {{{Chi}}}

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 08:58 PM (zyIlW)

466 This Buzzion bit is amusing me more than is seemly. I needed it, been a rough couple days.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 08:58 PM (39g3+)

467 buzzion's favorite animal was owls


"Why owls?" i asked him.

"Why NOT owls?!" he screamed at me, then went back to masturbating on a taxidermy owl.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 08:58 PM (dciA+)

468
I remember that time that Buzzion made that cogent comment. I can't remember what it said, but it was terrifically cogent, almost luxurious.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 08:58 PM (ODxAs)

469 Buzzion finally got his shirt.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 08:58 PM (oFCZn)

470 so in way i will always remember him, depending on how long his shit lasts
Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 08:55 PM (dciA+)
......
I so feel your pain Ace...we are all here for you!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 25, 2015 08:58 PM (R4vR0)

471 LOL ace!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 08:59 PM (zyIlW)

472 Buzzion is crossing the Black Flag Bridge.

Posted by: Jen Psocki at August 25, 2015 08:59 PM (Dwehj)

473 >>Famous Houston Cardiologist, Dr. Red Duke, passed away this afternoon, at age 86.

Sad news. One quibble, he was a surgeon rather than a cardiologist. (and a former tanker -2nd Armored)

Posted by: Aviator at August 25, 2015 08:59 PM (ROnPv)

474 285 He only differs from Montgomery Brewster in one key area.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2015 08:18 PM (Ck8hC)


No legion of killer dobermans, to be released at a whim?
Posted by: M. Burns at August 25, 2015 08:23 PM (Dj0WE)

===


#twoweeks

Posted by: @votermom at August 25, 2015 08:59 PM (cbfNE)

475


the word "buzzed", meaning drunk or high, came from Buzzion

true story

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 08:59 PM (zOTsN)

476 Chi, thanks for the addy. Link sent to Maet.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2015 09:00 PM (McRlu)

477
buzzion hasn't left us, he's just gone up ahead to scout out where we'll all be one day (the Free Beacon)

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 09:00 PM (dciA+)

478 You know, out of respect for the departed, I think maybe a few minutes without canned ads in the comments would be nice.

Whatever happened to Lace Wigs, anyway? That dude was funny.

Anyway, Buzz, we will miss your presence, and if your mind has been preserved electronically in a series of neural networks distributed around North America, well, that's creepy, but stop by sometime and let us know how it's going.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2015 09:00 PM (bLnSU)

479


I heard....ampersands could've saved him

for shame

for shame

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:01 PM (zOTsN)

480 Buzzion finally got his shirt.

At the MoMee in the sky.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 25, 2015 09:01 PM (rHXGG)

481 Jim!

Thanks for the heads up regarding Dr Duke.

I remember listening to his show when I was younger.

He truly did seem larger than life.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 09:01 PM (zyIlW)

482


it was murder

pixy killed him

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:01 PM (zOTsN)

483 "I remember that time that Buzzion made that cogent comment. "


"That guy's gay and his shit's all fucked up."


Remember it well.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 09:02 PM (x9e6V)

484 All those... Buzzion posts... will be lost... in time... Like tears in Val-U-Rite.

Time to fap.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 25, 2015 09:02 PM (EHU9F)

485 I don't see what the big deal is - I once locked a bunch of reporters in a utility closet at a fundraiser.
Posted by: Joey Choo Choo Biden at August 25, 2015 08:54 PM (NOIQH)

Good point.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 25, 2015 09:02 PM (Pby3z)

486 Buzzion asked not what he could do for Ace of Spades, but what Ace of Spades could do for him.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at August 25, 2015 09:02 PM (Dwehj)

487
_______ is dead IS funny, you just don't get it.

It was hatched the same way as the Brian Dennehy meme.

Like a Three's Company episode, the whole thing is based on a simple misunderstanding that spiraled out of control.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 25, 2015 09:02 PM (p0det)

488 Remember, with Trump it's: "Bye-bye, anchor babies."

Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 09:02 PM (l2dSQ)

489 AOSHQ 3, The Search for Buzzion

Okay, everyone, check Kotaku and HuffPo for recently deleted comments...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2015 09:02 PM (bLnSU)

490 Buzzion adopted his nic after hearing a bunch of drunk Bostonians at Clark's near closing time hideously slur cries of "Baastan Strong!!"

Posted by: Hillary! at August 25, 2015 09:02 PM (NOIQH)

491 Even as we mourn his passing, Buzzion is being escorted into Metal Valhalla by busty lesbian valkyries, where he will drink mead and sing the old songs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 25, 2015 09:02 PM (jR7Wy)

492 >>I felt something move deep inside me.
Posted by: JackStraw

Howdy!

Posted by: Reggie at August 25, 2015 09:03 PM (ROnPv)

493 erm

and you're really keeping that owl Ace?




ewww

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 25, 2015 09:03 PM (Cq0oW)

494 Ok, you guys are killing me with the buzzion thing. And ace just had to take it to another level.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 25, 2015 09:03 PM (Pby3z)

495 BUt the real question is, did Buzzion slice like a hammer? Did we have to be careful not to make him into a maniac?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 09:03 PM (39g3+)

496 pixy killed him
Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:01 PM (zOTsN)


.............. You laugh, but I saw Pixy get mad once. It could happen.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2015 09:03 PM (bLnSU)

497 396 i added a tasteful tribute to Buzzion in the sidebar.
Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 08:47 PM (dciA+)


Heh.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2015 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

498 Safe to go OT. I was Gene Simmons personal bodyguard when he was dating Cher and Diana Ross (stone cold bitch). I saw the 5-6 thousand polaroids of his conquests and he was still nailing chicks while dating those two. No need for underage shit. He is a real law and order guy, and I suspect he's going to want to kick some ass. I want to kick the person's ass who did this in his house.

Posted by: Fish at August 25, 2015 09:04 PM (wDdGj)

499 I'll miss him too.

Posted by: Megan from ODU at August 25, 2015 09:04 PM (aTQ1U)

500 But whats your point?

Trump's different!

No he's not.

That's what we mean! He's just like every other politician!

No, he's not like every other politician. He has no experience in domestic or foreign policy, doesn't know how to make the government work, and has a huge ego.

Now, who does that remind you of?

Posted by: Harry Truman, The Buck Stops Here (TM) at August 25, 2015 09:04 PM (laMCB)

501 "Time to fap."


Well, everyone grieves in their own way.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 09:04 PM (x9e6V)

502 Buzzion will lie in state in The Barrel for the next week.

It's the least we can do.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 09:04 PM (oFCZn)

503 Buzzion died in a tragic blimp accident over the Rose Bowl.

Posted by: logprof, Amazon Sales Rank: #87,835 in eBooks at August 25, 2015 09:04 PM (vsbNu)

504 I'm not a supporter of gay marriage but I'm surprised to say I feel a bit misty for Buzzion, he was so close to realizing his dream.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 09:05 PM (OGm46)

505 Ack, dang sock

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 09:05 PM (laMCB)

506
Like it or not, Trump is the LEADER in the fight against Illegal Immigration.
If no one else is willing to step up and fight AT LEAST AS HARD as Trump is fighting against Illegal Immigration: as conservatives, we would be slitting our own throats to throw him overboard.
- Yes, it is really that simple.




Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 09:05 PM (l2dSQ)

507 Would you know my name, if I saw you in Brattleboro?

Posted by: EC at August 25, 2015 09:05 PM (Dwehj)

508 Ok, on TV now... Kelly File is full frontal Trump assault tonight. Not in a fun sexy time way either!

Way to to be above Trump, so much less abrasive and obnoxious. High road. Oh, wait...

Posted by: conjob at August 25, 2015 09:05 PM (yd7Et)

509 I knew Buzzion longer than any of you. Remember usenet? Remember bulletin boards?

Back then he was known as Rumpranger 6969, but he had the same wit. That same dry, no lube humor about him.

Very popular with gym coaches, he was. I never knew why.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 09:05 PM (Dj0WE)

510 I can't remember if I cried. When I read about his widowed bride.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 09:05 PM (rwI+c)

511 Does Ramos realize that by him jumping ahead of the other reporters that it reminds people of the amnesty crowd jumping ahead of those who are becoming immigrants legally?

It's like he paid a big picture for all to see.

Posted by: Drider at August 25, 2015 09:05 PM (6Xbsz)

512
There's two things Buzzion loved most of all -- the great blue dome of the sweet Montana sky, and swingers parties with handicapped people.

One of a kind.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 09:05 PM (dciA+)

513 Paul the Senior is on Newsmax saying this could be the beginning of the crash. If he keeps saying that one day he might be right.

Posted by: freaked at August 25, 2015 09:05 PM (BO/km)

514 Buzzion was killed when Jorge Ramos landed on him?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 25, 2015 09:06 PM (fJ5wU)

515 Jorge is not an American citizen, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 08:38 PM (NOIQH)


That didn't stop Roger Calero from being a Presidential candidate on the ballot in a bunch of states ... for two elections.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 25, 2015 09:06 PM (MYSVz)

516
A celebration of the life of Buzzion will take place in the ONT tonight at 10 PM EST.

In lieu of flowers, the family has, in accordance with the departed wishes, asked for donations to Yeardley Smith from The Simpsons' weird-o Scientologist animal sanctuary.

No host bar.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 09:06 PM (kdS6q)

517 Trump is not my first choive but I do like it when he does things like this. Ramos is an activist jerk and not a reporter. Maybe some Republicans will take a hint, grow a spine, and stoo acting like wusses.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at August 25, 2015 09:07 PM (dPpmC)

518 swingers parties with handicapped people.

Swivelers?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 25, 2015 09:07 PM (fJ5wU)

519 Buzzion died in a tragic blimp accident over the Rose Bowl.

Posted by: logprof, Amazon Sales Rank: #87,835 in eBooks at August 25, 2015 09:04 PM (vsbNu)


Well, he wasn't *over* the Rose Bowl when he died, technically.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2015 09:07 PM (bLnSU)

520
431 St. buzzion the Venerable
Posted by: logprof, Amazon Sales Rank: #87,835 in eBooks at August 25, 2015 08:53 PM (vsbNu)



Dude whose comments have you been reading?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 09:07 PM (z/Ubi)

521 Sure he's a thin-skinned narcissist with many political beliefs akin to Bernie Sanders, but he's our thin-skinned narcissist.

I can't wait to see him debate Biden on the best way to implement single-payer healthcare.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at August 25, 2015 09:08 PM (e/W+h)

522 No, he's not like every other politician. He has no experience in domestic or foreign policy, doesn't know how to make the government work, and has a huge ego.

Now, who does that remind you of?


And, he generates mindless, unshakable loyalty and support no matter what he says. It is very familiar, I agree.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 09:08 PM (39g3+)

523 Will Buzzion be cremated in teh volcano?

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 09:08 PM (9ET6q)

524 Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 09:07 PM (z/Ubi)


This memorial will go smoother if you get back in the casket.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 25, 2015 09:09 PM (fJ5wU)

525 "Buttzeks"

That was what I call a buzzionism. Witty without being offensive. Whitman and Poe had nothing on our beloved moron.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 09:09 PM (oFCZn)

526 Buzzion had only two payments left on the Studebaker.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 25, 2015 09:09 PM (oVJmc)

527 he's dead Jim

Posted by: Leonard Buzzion McCoy at August 25, 2015 09:09 PM (57fhp)

528 , he's not like every other politician. He has no experience in domestic or foreign policy, doesn't know how to make the government work, and has a huge ego.

Now, who does that remind you of?

======


OMG you're right! We need Top Men! Top Men!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 25, 2015 09:09 PM (Cq0oW)

529 521 Sure he's a thin-skinned narcissist with many political beliefs akin to Bernie Sanders, but he's our thin-skinned narcissist.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at August 25, 2015 09:08 PM (e/W+h)
---
Dude, Buzzion's body hasn't even cooled yet! Show some respect.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 25, 2015 09:09 PM (jR7Wy)

530
Gee, after looking at the SPLASH on The Drudge Report, I wonder if we can figure out who Matt Drudge likes for the nomination.

Hmmmmm.... lets' see if we can figure out this 12-Dimensional Rubix Cube.






Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 09:09 PM (l2dSQ)

531 Buzzion and I were secretly engaged and about to be married. I am crushed. Send me all your money. It's what he would have wanted.

Thank you.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 25, 2015 09:09 PM (Pby3z)

532 >>>I can't wait to see him debate Biden on the best way to implement single-payer healthcare.

yeah, the same people who are outraged about the GOP's unwillingness to block Obama's socialism are oddly chill with Trump's various big-government promises.

This could be when we finally go full socialist-- when we nominate our own.

I don't KNOW what Trump's economic policies are but I sure hear him talking about a lot of giveaways. Stuff Republicans used to be against.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 09:09 PM (dciA+)

533 How many extra votes does a deceased buzzion get?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 09:09 PM (vM+YG)

534 This memorial will go smoother if you get back in the casket.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 25, 2015 09:09 PM (fJ5wU)


Do you think asking him to pay for it was a bridge too far? He might have settled down if it wasn't for that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2015 09:10 PM (bLnSU)

535

so Ms Kelly is in high peak tonight

furious tha Trump kicked out Ramos

cause according to her The Press acts with one voice

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:10 PM (zOTsN)

536 Dude whose comments have you been reading?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 09:07 PM (z/Ubi)


Can't you let us grieve in peace?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 09:10 PM (oFCZn)

537
Little known fact: Buzzion hated bees. I know, weird, right?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 09:10 PM (ODxAs)

538 >>Does Ramos realize that by him jumping ahead of the other reporters that it reminds people of the amnesty crowd ...


That would require self-awareness and humility.

Dude is riding high on his many Emmys, being picked as one of TIME's 2015 most influential people list, and having politicians and presidential candidates regularly come on his show to kiss his amnesty-loving ass in hopes of getting his viewer's votes.

He doesn't have to wait his turn - it's more important that he get his viewers'' interests served. He's THAT important, y'all.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 09:10 PM (NOIQH)

539 Raises 25 oz can of cheap beer . To buzzion , we'll not see his like again .


See ya on the other side .

Posted by: awkward davies at August 25, 2015 09:10 PM (Jws+u)

540

--------_______________________

Posted by: Buzzion's EKG

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 09:10 PM (kdS6q)

541 " Buzzion had only two payments left on the Studebaker."


You just never know when that call is going to come.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 09:11 PM (x9e6V)

542 Pope Francis has announced a special dispensation for throwing holy cards of Buzzion into the Schuylkill River.

Posted by: logprof, Amazon Sales Rank: #87,835 in eBooks at August 25, 2015 09:11 PM (vsbNu)

543 This memorial will go smoother if you get back in the casket.

Stop pushing with the shovel, its unseemly.

Send me all your money. It's what he would have wanted.

Wow are you gonna be disappointed when you get the $1.50 I clear out of my bank account.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 09:11 PM (39g3+)

544 There is that imposter again...some people have no shame as we grieve in silence!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 25, 2015 09:11 PM (R4vR0)

545 465

Heya.

Posted by: Chi at August 25, 2015 09:11 PM (N3+X9)

546
buzzion privately told me he barely understood written english but he always would pretend he was following conversations, just for our benefit, just so we'd think we were being entertaining.



Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 09:12 PM (dciA+)

547 To be clear, I meant "Chinaman anchor babies" and any offense caused to other Asians is regrettable.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 25, 2015 09:12 PM (pq97T)

548 Buzzion once said to me, "A donkey can lead you to water but you can't blast 'em in the pooper until the yak squawks at noon". He was full of stuff like that.

Nobody knew what the fuck he was saying but we gave him an ice cube and he was entertained for hours.

I'll miss him. I guess.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 09:12 PM (OGm46)

549 531 Buzzion and I were secretly engaged and about to be married. I am crushed. Send me all your money. It's what he would have wanted.

Thank you.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 25, 2015 09:09 PM (Pby3z)


This is funny on more than one level!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 09:12 PM (oFCZn)

550 Do you think asking him to pay for it was a bridge too far? He might have settled down if it wasn't for that.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2015 09:10 PM (bLnSU)


I don't know what's to be mad about. We got the wake at the cheap funeral home where they got caught screwing dead people.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 25, 2015 09:12 PM (fJ5wU)

551
@ # 537:

So did Buzz Aldrin. I know this because Mary Crane (Frazier's dad) was an astronaut once, and he told me.




Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 09:12 PM (l2dSQ)

552 "Can't you let us grieve in peace?"


Seriously. Have you no respect?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 09:12 PM (x9e6V)

553 Well, he wasn't *over* the Rose Bowl when he died, technically.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2015 09:07 PM (bLnSU)

More like talking to the porcelain bowl

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 09:12 PM (vM+YG)

554 Does Ramos realize that by him jumping ahead of the other reporters

Apparently they're all for it, since they are angry at the guy who stopped him.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 09:13 PM (39g3+)

555 Donations in lieu of flowers can be sent to the United Buzzion College Fund.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 25, 2015 09:13 PM (oVJmc)

556

Buzzion once told me, "If I should die, give my power tools to the first person to ask for them."

Dibs.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 09:13 PM (kdS6q)

557
remember when BUZZIOM went to the PROM with JENNY PICCOLO and got to 2nd BASE?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at August 25, 2015 09:13 PM (p0det)

558 I don't know what's to be mad about. We got the wake at the cheap funeral home where they got caught screwing dead people.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 25, 2015 09:12 PM (fJ5wU)


I have to admit, it was an appropriate choice.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2015 09:13 PM (bLnSU)

559 so Ms Kelly is in high peak tonight

furious tha Trump kicked out Ramos

cause according to her The Press acts with one voice
Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:10 PM (zOTsN)

Oh, please. That is ridiculous.

Ramos was rudely trying to prevent another reporter from asking his question. So much for one voice.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 25, 2015 09:13 PM (Pby3z)

560 I demand my funeral be conducted in the traditional manner of my religion: The Church of Dennis Hopper.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 09:13 PM (z/Ubi)

561 Damn, if only Buzzion had lived two weeks longer...he'd have gotten that AoSHQ T-shirt he ordered.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 09:13 PM (NOIQH)

562

Buzzions death pod has been jettisoned to planet Genesis

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:13 PM (zOTsN)

563
@ my own comment # 551:

Oops! "Mary" should have been typed as "Marty".



Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 09:14 PM (l2dSQ)

564 Buzzion was actually an really educated guy.

He was the only person I knew who could do sign language with a Boston accent.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 09:14 PM (oFCZn)

565 Uh-oh. Megan Melly opens with a Trump policy with Ted Cruz.

Someone is gonna get blown up and it won't be Buzzion.

Posted by: Golfman at August 25, 2015 09:14 PM (48QDY)

566 Buzzion's wake?


TOTAL sausage party.
*giggles*

Posted by: Jessica Valenti at August 25, 2015 09:14 PM (NOIQH)

567 To be clear, I meant "Chinaman anchor babies" and any offense caused to other Asians is regrettable.

Filthy dinks? Will you buy that? Uh, dagos? I got nothing here...

Posted by: Jeb "3rd" Bush at August 25, 2015 09:14 PM (39g3+)

568 Guys, I just talked to Christina Hendricks and Kate Upton, they said they are going to try to make it to Buzzion's funeral, but only if you make sure Polynikes is going to be there.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 09:15 PM (Dj0WE)

569 >>>so Ms Kelly is in high peak tonight

furious tha Trump kicked out Ramos

cause according to her The Press acts with one voice
Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:10 PM (zOTsN)

...

you're hallucinating, she's covering it straight.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 09:15 PM (dciA+)

570
Okay, with that sad typo, I'm out for the night.



Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at August 25, 2015 09:15 PM (l2dSQ)

571 NYTimes reports:

Updated, 8:34 p.m. A lawyer for Huma Abedin, a top adviser to Hillary Rodham Clinton, has accused Charles E. Grassley, chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, of damaging Ms. Abedin's reputation through "unfounded allegations" about her time at the State Department.

The lawyer, Miguel Rodriguez, sent a letter to the State Department on Friday responding forcefully to two sets of questions posed by Mr. Grassley, Republican of Iowa: whether Ms. Abedin, while a department official, had been overpaid during her maternity leave and a vacation, and whether she had demonstrated a conflict of interest by aiding one of her part-time employers through her work at the State Department.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 25, 2015 09:15 PM (H5dz3)

572 according to her The Press acts with one voice

She gets no argument from me.

Posted by: JournoList at August 25, 2015 09:15 PM (rwI+c)

573
Buzzion also said he wanted to donate his organs after death, so go ahead.

Just ignore his whining.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 09:15 PM (kdS6q)

574 The GOPe is the North Pole of awful. Just as it's logically impossible to go north of the North Pole, it's impossible for any candidate, even Trump, to be more disappointing or traitorous than they are.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 25, 2015 09:15 PM (zvpUy)

575 The Church of Dennis Hopper.

Do we have to use the ceremonial oxygen masks? Cause I just get a headache from that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 09:16 PM (39g3+)

576 560 I demand my funeral be conducted in the traditional manner of my religion: The Church of Dennis Hopper.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 09:13 PM (z/Ubi)


You want Rip Torn to claim you tried to knife him?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 25, 2015 09:16 PM (fJ5wU)

577 Alas, poor Buzzion! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at August 25, 2015 09:16 PM (dPpmC)

578 You know there is an alternate universe where there are nothing but Buzzions.
And another with no Buzzons.
And another with Buzzlons, but they have feet where their ears are and vice versa.

So take heart, there's a countless number of Zubbions out there, and only most of them are dead.

You'd just, like, have to get to a higher dimension to meet the many still-alive Buzzions.

I suppose...you could meet the dead ones too. But the conversation wouldn't be as good.

I think.

Anyway RIP this-world-dimensional Zubbnois.

Posted by: CAC at August 25, 2015 09:16 PM (rvsM4)

579 TOTAL sausage party.

I'll bring the mustard.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 25, 2015 09:16 PM (rHXGG)

580 Buzzion is actually a Lokata name. It means That Not So Fresh Feeling Down There.

Buzzion sounds better.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 09:16 PM (OGm46)

581 Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 09:09 PM (dciA+)

Eh, I sort of get it.

The normal R politician runs a campaign promising to stop and reverse the creeping socialism, then gets to DC and continues to enact policies that grow government.

Trump's not really running on that same premise. He's not really talking about size, scope of government at all. What he's talking about is being smarter, better, wiser, better negotiator, etc -- basically putting America first, as opposed to the R's and D's who seem to, well, not really like America.

Now, for me... I don't know, they're all full of shit. But I think Trump is funny, I get why his message sells, and if anything, I hope it encourages other R candidates to grow a pair of balls and actually stand up for what we believe in. Crazier things have happened.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 09:16 PM (AkOaV)

582 she isnt covering it straight

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:17 PM (zOTsN)

583 I'm kinda hoping buzzion's sister stops by with a touching tribute, and some selfie nudie pics, but mostly the pics.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 25, 2015 09:17 PM (gyKtp)

584 561 Damn, if only Buzzion had lived two weeks longer...he'd have gotten that AoSHQ T-shirt he ordered.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 09:13 PM (NOIQH)


Or witnessed the release of Minx 0.95 alpha.

SO close to seeing it in beta... yet so far.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 25, 2015 09:17 PM (EHU9F)

585 did you catch the very beginning when she was covering the Ramos thing

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:17 PM (zOTsN)

586 Is Megan Kelly a fucking illegal?

Posted by: Golfman at August 25, 2015 09:17 PM (48QDY)

587 CAC had some vicodin left over, I see.

Well, something had to kill the pain and loss!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2015 09:18 PM (bLnSU)

588 Buzzion died?

Posted by: Zombia Jeff Goldblum at August 25, 2015 09:18 PM (VPLuQ)

589 535

so Ms Kelly is in high peak tonight

furious tha Trump kicked out Ramos

cause according to her The Press acts with one voice
Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:10 PM (zOTsN)


-----



They take nothing so seriously as themselves.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 25, 2015 09:18 PM (mhkbv)

590 If only he had not gotten behind in his dues, this accident would have never happened!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 25, 2015 09:18 PM (R4vR0)

591 To Buzzion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDB87o-njFQ

Posted by: logprof, Amazon Sales Rank: #87,835 in eBooks at August 25, 2015 09:18 PM (vsbNu)

592 Anybody tried to put mustard on my sausage and I am out of here!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2015 09:18 PM (bLnSU)

593 I would've took a bullet for Buzzion.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at August 25, 2015 09:19 PM (oFCZn)

594 furious tha Trump kicked out Ramos

cause according to her The Press acts with one voice
Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:10 PM (zOTsN)

Well, on the flip side -- Nieves is about to unravel another Catfishing mystery.

Which is frankly more interesting to me then what Fox News thinks about Trump.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 09:19 PM (AkOaV)

595 >>>Buzzion also said he wanted to donate his organs after death, so go ahead.Just ignore his whining.


He's yuuuge! Do I still get to crush above and crush below?

*munch* *munch* *munch*

Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at August 25, 2015 09:19 PM (zvpUy)

596 >>>582 she isnt covering it straight

i don't understand what you think "straight" is. I think you expect her to cheerlead for Trump because she's on Fox? I don't know. His exclusion of the Des Moines Register is a story, as is the press' refusal to insist they be included.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 09:19 PM (dciA+)

597 Buzzion died?

#twoweeks

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 25, 2015 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

598 588 Buzzion died?
Posted by: Zombia Jeff Goldblum at August 25, 2015 09:18 PM (VPLuQ)


Death uh uh uh uh found a way.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 25, 2015 09:19 PM (fJ5wU)

599 We got the wake at the cheap funeral home where they got caught screwing dead people.

===


He always joked about dying in bed IYKWIM so we got the scamp the next best thing. a little late is all. and the wrong gender. but its the thought man.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 25, 2015 09:19 PM (Cq0oW)

600 Honestly, the press throwing a fit over Trump tossing out this guy will only help him. Journalism has about the same level of respect as necrophilia.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 09:19 PM (39g3+)

601
Buzzion: A Memoir, will be made into a film, starring Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at August 25, 2015 09:19 PM (p0det)

602 Breibart approved. Just sayin'.

Posted by: dogfish at August 25, 2015 09:20 PM (jWtyG)

603 I'll never again have the pleasure of shopping in Rodeo Drive with my dear friend Briyyanna ---er, Buzzion.

*swear under her breath*
Shit! I knew I couldn't keep it a secret!!!

Posted by: I Am Cait!! at August 25, 2015 09:20 PM (NOIQH)

604 "535

so Ms Kelly is in high peak tonight

furious tha Trump kicked out Ramos

cause according to her The Press acts with one voice"

They do all sound alike. Never underestimate the journalistic standards of a Fox News Corp. personality who worked a poll on the cover of Esquire.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 25, 2015 09:20 PM (pq97T)

605 Buzzion died?

Posted by: Zombia Jeff Goldblum at August 25, 2015 09:18 PM (VPLuQ)


Oh, you know what you did!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2015 09:20 PM (bLnSU)

606 >>urious tha Trump kicked out Ramos

cause according to her The Press acts with one voice
Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:10 PM (zOTsN)

...

she was talking about the Des Moines Register, which trump excludes from every press conference.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 09:20 PM (dciA+)

607
No, dummies, Brian Dennehy won't be playing Buzzion....

he'll be playing Buzzion's computer.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at August 25, 2015 09:20 PM (p0det)

608 $@%&*^ Breitbart approved. Just sayin'. (My apologies zombie Breitbart.)

Posted by: dogfish at August 25, 2015 09:21 PM (jWtyG)

609 Christy up next on Megyn. Well not ON her but ykwim.

Posted by: freaked at August 25, 2015 09:21 PM (BO/km)

610
Buzzion didn't want to say anything while he was alive because, as he often said, "I don't want to break my Mother's heart and see the hurt in her eyes."

But, now that's he's gone.....

Posted by: Buzzion's "Roommate" Dee-Wayne

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 09:21 PM (kdS6q)

611 >>Journalism has about the same level of respect as necrophilia.

Kind of a cheap shot on the night he died. It's a disease, Buzzion couldn't help himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 09:21 PM (OGm46)

612 I know Amazon is a soul-devouring machine that runs on the crushed dreams of street urchins, but...but...1-hour booze delivery!!!

http://tinyurl.com/ofvnk6q

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 25, 2015 09:21 PM (jR7Wy)

613 >>Anybody tried to put mustard on my sausage and I am out of here!

*blinks rapidly*

FINE. Ketchup?

Posted by: Jessica Valenti at August 25, 2015 09:21 PM (NOIQH)

614 Jorge was captured and deported but he illegally reentered the press conference.

Posted by: ICE at August 25, 2015 09:21 PM (4QW48)

615 she also wasn't "furious"

I just don't get these claims that anytime someone isn't praising a candidate, they're biased against that candidate.

Before he passed, Buzzion said "Ace, you were always right, in all things"

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 09:22 PM (dciA+)

616 *LICK*

Posted by: Ariana Grande at August 25, 2015 09:22 PM (vsbNu)

617 I don't know if' hired illegals for his projects' is a reference to building or seiu or other Union workers.
They have illegals on their rolls as workers, It's not like he chooses who is sent to His jobs

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2015 09:22 PM (nqBYe)

618 609 Christy up next on Megyn. Well not ON her but ykwim.
Posted by: freaked at August 25, 2015 09:21 PM (BO/km)

How would we even SEE her if he was ON her ...

Posted by: @votermom at August 25, 2015 09:22 PM (cbfNE)

619 600 Honestly, the press throwing a fit over Trump tossing out this guy will only help him. Journalism has about the same level of respect as necrophilia.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 09:19 PM (39g3+)


Agreed.

The press consistently scores in the gutter in polls due to their slippery, buzzion-like ways.

You think the press has seen this, but they simply cannot resist making anything about themselves.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 09:22 PM (oFCZn)

620 611 >>Journalism has about the same level of respect as necrophilia.

Kind of a cheap shot on the night he died. It's a disease, Buzzion couldn't help himself.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 09:21 PM (OGm46)
---
And now, his corpse will provide comfort to some poor lonely soul.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 25, 2015 09:23 PM (jR7Wy)

621 Well, that whole incident certainly wasn't symbolic...

Posted by: Thatch at August 25, 2015 09:23 PM (pBZp4)

622 "He always joked about dying in bed IYKWIM so we got the scamp the next best thing. "


That was real sweet of you, Bigby. Real sweet.


*Tears up. Can't believe he's really gone.*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 09:23 PM (x9e6V)

623 I told that Buzzion guy to not make fun of me being dead.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at August 25, 2015 09:23 PM (9ET6q)

624 I dont expect her to cheerlead becuase she is on Fox

I dont see Fox as the bastion of all things conservative

its the home of Shep for goodness sake

I wish I had her quote tonight about the press speaking with one voice

hilarious. Its not about journalism, its about ego on both their parts

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:23 PM (zOTsN)

625 so Ms Kelly is in high peak tonight



furious tha Trump kicked out Ramos

Was she bleeding out of her eyes and whatever?

Posted by: Titanium at August 25, 2015 09:23 PM (u9UgT)

626 buzzion hasn't left us, he's just gone up ahead to scout out where we'll all be one day (the Free Beacon)

Let me guess, someone told him it actually IS "Free Bacon"...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at August 25, 2015 09:24 PM (m9V0o)

627 'Buzzion once met Trump and said "harumph" ' will be the opening line of a beloved children's' poem one day.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 09:24 PM (ODxAs)

628 Before he passed, Buzzion said "Ace, you were always right, in all things"
Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 09:22 PM (dciA+)

Now I call bullshit. Because I once heard him say you were a Kaboom eating whore

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 09:24 PM (vM+YG)

629 Before he passed, Buzzion said "Ace, you were always right, in all things"

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 09:22 PM (dciA+)


There's some suspicion that is what caused him to die.

*ducks*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 09:24 PM (oFCZn)

630 Dibs on his super-secret flask, the one he used to ensure his buzz-was-on. *wink, wink*

Posted by: Jessica Valenti at August 25, 2015 09:24 PM (NOIQH)

631 one time Buzzion were talking about mortality, and Buzzion said, "Ace, when I die, I want to be fucked to death by Christina Hendricks."

Well, one third of that wish came true -- he's dead.

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 09:24 PM (dciA+)

632

Buzzion's last word was "Rosebud" "nood" "Megan does butt stuff."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at August 25, 2015 09:25 PM (p0det)

633 Yep, this is why Trump is popular. After eight years of that fucking idiot that could barely string a coherent sentence together let alone defend a conservative position when he took one. Going to war and tying our mens hands behind their backs and not defend a motherfucking thing on television or print about the war. Gee, someone that isn't an ineffectual pussy in front of the MSM and doesn't backtrack and apologize. Yep, really enjoying the show. No worse than some former Dem turned Repub that make fat, flabby, pasty wanna-be liked in the GOPe friendly club get all hot and bothered over a video or pic of halfwit Rick Perry riding in a Border Patrol boat with his hat on backwards. "Ooh look at his Oakley sunglasses too, isn't he bitchin"! No, he's a puppet, like most other pols and hires GOPe fuckwads that ran other shit campaigns, to operate his strings. Perry is a douche as much if not more than the Donald. Perry is done, get over it and stop with all the stompy-foot pouting,

Posted by: JROD at August 25, 2015 09:25 PM (wnwJC)

634 Not furious that Ramos was being a rude SOB who wouldn't shut up?

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 09:25 PM (laMCB)

635 @613

Aaaaannddd.. I'm outta here. Alas, poor Buzzion. I knew him, Horatio. Well, no, not that way, but you know what I mean.

Posted by: Agent J at August 25, 2015 09:26 PM (ueOgE)

636 Will you guys come get this Buzzion guy out of here? He keeps trying to pee off the clouds and we won't let him in without pants.

Posted by: Saint Peter at August 25, 2015 09:26 PM (fJ5wU)

637 while i am thrilled Buzzion is revived, I did cry a bit that HIS IRA acct and credit card numbers that He took away from me won't pay for the education i truly need.

still i didn't kill em, i think atc got em this time.

Posted by: willow-pretending to b a stripper at August 25, 2015 09:26 PM (nqBYe)

638 >>>Before he passed, Buzzion said "Ace, you were always right, in all things"

He must've missed that ribeye/A-1 steak sauce post.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 25, 2015 09:26 PM (2SbkI)

639 she was talking about Ramos being booted out of the presser

Ramos wasnt behaving professionally. If she was covering "straight" she would note that. But then, shes of the guild

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:26 PM (zOTsN)

640 Is there any truth to the story floating around that Buzzion will be interred in Peruvia?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 09:26 PM (oFCZn)

641 I once heard him say you were a Kaboom eating whore

Yeah, but he meant it in a good way.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 09:26 PM (39g3+)

642 >>>Ms Kelly is in high peak tonight 

She's in high dudgeon, or having a fit of pique.

Please, guys, make more of an effort to write properly.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 25, 2015 09:26 PM (zvpUy)

643 Buzzion dead?

Has anyone called Greg?

Posted by: Dartist at August 25, 2015 09:27 PM (ahBY0)

644 Kristi Yamaguchi @kristiyamaguchi Aug 22

RIP my sweet, sweet Buzzion. No man could ever take your place. Your loss leaves a hole in our hearts.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 25, 2015 09:27 PM (oVJmc)

645 Ace and Buzzion went hobo hunting today and Ace accidentally shot him. At the hospital, the doctor says to Ace that Buzzion is dead. Ace is grief-stricken and exclaims, "I wish there was something I could have done." The doctor replies, "If you hadn't field dressed him before you brought him to us, he might have stood a chance."

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at August 25, 2015 09:27 PM (dPpmC)

646 >>>Ms Kelly is in high peak tonight

She's in high dudgeon, or having a fit of pique.

Please, guys, make more of an effort to write properly.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 25, 2015 09:26 PM (zvpUy)


I think "high peak' was a comment about her tits.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 25, 2015 09:28 PM (MYSVz)

647 pay for the education i truly need.
_____________

I've got an offer to make you that will involve an exciting and exoctic new work experience!

Posted by: Fake Casting Agent at August 25, 2015 09:28 PM (z6X+C)

648 And he was turning his life around too. Well, Hip Hop's loss is Heaven's gain, Bro.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 09:28 PM (rwI+c)

649 ace, we should at the least throw her bra in his casket. although if he actually were alive it would smother him

Posted by: willow-pretending to b a stripper at August 25, 2015 09:28 PM (nqBYe)

650 Trump's not really running on that same premise. He's not really talking about size, scope of government at all. What he's talking about is being smarter, better, wiser, better negotiator, etc -- basically putting America first, as opposed to the R's and D's who seem to, well, not really like America.


Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 09:16 PM (AkOaV)



------


Sadly, think about this. If you really listen to Rubio, that's about all his schtick boils down to also, when you boil it all down. Rubio has a problem with amnesty, but they all lie on that issue. He is not catching fire, despite his natural political talents, for deeper reasons.


Rubio's first problem is that his thing is being aggressively optimistic to a base that is beaten down. Then probably more importantly, he sells himself being a good technocrat that understands the new economy. What did he do before politics though? Romney gets to make that kind of argument. Trump, I guess kinda can too. Fiorina probably could.


Rubio, though, has to stand on some principles, and he'll have another 4 years to try to do that, I am guessing. Could be wrong, because is truly is a gifted politician.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 25, 2015 09:28 PM (mhkbv)

651
In accordance with his wishes, Buzzion will be buried underneath Exit 37 -- where I-93 and I-95 intersect.

Because he was going to eventually die there anyway.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 09:29 PM (kdS6q)

652 high peak was a reference to her forehead

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:29 PM (zOTsN)

653 O/T: For some reason, the voice of Siri has followed me on Twitter.

I feel like this should make me vaguely paranoid. I suppose I'll be getting sexted by Cortana next...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at August 25, 2015 09:29 PM (m9V0o)

654 Here lies Buzzion,
Who came into the world without his consent,
And left the same way.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks. at August 25, 2015 09:29 PM (brtPU)

655 The thing I'll remember most about Buzzion was the way he loved the sound of laughter when he was around children.

He would sometimes walk around with a handful of balloons and ask the local kids if they would like one.

"Too bad, they're mine all mine!" he'd say, laughing uproariously.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 25, 2015 09:29 PM (X9Mnx)

656 He keeps trying to pee off the clouds and we won't let him in without pants.

I saw The Meaning of Life; everyone in heaven has boobs. Surely no pants is fine.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 09:29 PM (39g3+)

657 As I've always said, I knew Buzzion would beat me to the skies of tomorrow, the oceans of tomorrow.

I knew him when we were both at Harvard, he was in class when Lawrence f'ing TRibe announced that I was destined to be president of the United States. True story!! It all started one day when we were strolling the quad blah blah me me me me me blahdy blah blah.....

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at August 25, 2015 09:29 PM (NOIQH)

658 just waking up, getting ready for work.


What happened to Buzzion?

Is he really dead or is this a joke?

Posted by: dDan at August 25, 2015 09:30 PM (hwYmz)

659 Rubio, though, has to stand on some principles, and he'll have another 4 years to try to do that, I am guessing. Could be wrong, because is truly is a gifted politician.
Posted by: Dave S. at August 25, 2015 09:28 PM (mhkbv)

Huh? Who is talking about Rubio?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 09:30 PM (AkOaV)

660 648 And he was turning his life around too. Well, Hip Hop's loss is Heaven's gain, Bro.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 09:28 PM (rwI+c)


He was. He did a complete 360.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 09:30 PM (oFCZn)

661 I shall deliver the eulogy at buzzion's funeral.

Posted by: Pamela Gellar at August 25, 2015 09:31 PM (vsbNu)

662 Buzzion's mom just called. She got the care package, and sends her thanks, but unfortunately she did say that Lucky Strikes and Schlitz are not her usual brands.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 09:31 PM (Dj0WE)

663 What happened to Buzzion?

Is he really dead or is this a joke?
Posted by: dDan at August 25, 2015 09:30 PM (hwYmz)

So have you ever heard of Schrodinger's cat?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 09:31 PM (AkOaV)

664 Speaking of Twitter, cold snap reported in nether regions:

@charlescwcooke
Just saw the video. Trump was right to throw Ramos out.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at August 25, 2015 09:31 PM (m9V0o)

665
I hope I die with dignity like Buzzion, except without the girlish screaming because he is on fire.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 09:31 PM (ODxAs)

666 Rubio's first problem is that his thing is being aggressively optimistic to a base that is beaten down. Then probably more importantly, he sells himself being a good technocrat that understands the new economy. What did he do before politics though? Romney gets to make that kind of argument. Trump, I guess kinda can too. Fiorina probably could.


Rubio, though, has to stand on some principles, and he'll have another 4 years to try to do that, I am guessing. Could be wrong, because is truly is a gifted politician.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 25, 2015 09:28 PM (mhkbv)


Rubio's a treasonous little worm who has done nothing but sponge off of the taxpayer in government "jobs" for all of his useless existence.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 25, 2015 09:31 PM (MYSVz)

667 640 Is there any truth to the story floating around that Buzzion will be interred in Peruvia?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 09:26 PM (oFCZn)
---
I heard he wished to be brewed in a big vat of chicha so that he could be "tapped" by 'ettes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 25, 2015 09:31 PM (jR7Wy)

668 It was his time, as simple as that! I remember not long ago he remarked that his right hand could not take much more...let him rest in peace!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 25, 2015 09:31 PM (R4vR0)

669 Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at August 25, 2015 09:27 PM (dPpmC)

Ace said he thought he was a hobo, honest.

*wonders at Ace's shifty eyes*

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 25, 2015 09:31 PM (Pby3z)

670 "Megan does butt stuff."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at August 25, 2015 09:25 PM (p0det)


Yeah, that was a bit of a surprise seeing that on banner that's now all over the internet.

Prediction: Megan at ODU will have a full social calendar this semester.

Reminds of the old joke, "What do the women in [insert name of hometown here] put behind their ears to attract men?" "Their ankles."

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 09:31 PM (laMCB)

671 "Here lies Buzzion,
Who came into the world without his consent,
And left the same way."


That's a fitting headstone. You a Preacher or something?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 09:31 PM (x9e6V)

672 So have you ever heard of Schrodinger's cat?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 09:31 PM (AkOaV)


ah, thank you.

Posted by: dDan at August 25, 2015 09:32 PM (hwYmz)

673 631 one time Buzzion were talking about mortality, and Buzzion said, "Ace, when I die, I want to be fucked to death by Christina Hendricks."

Posted by: ace at August 25, 2015 09:24 PM (dciA+)


No, that was me.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2015 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

674 645 Ace and Buzzion went hobo hunting today and Ace accidentally shot him. At the hospital, the doctor says to Ace that Buzzion is dead. Ace is grief-stricken and exclaims, "I wish there was something I could have done." The doctor replies, "If you hadn't field dressed him before you brought him to us, he might have stood a chance."
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at August 25, 2015 09:27 PM (dPpmC)

Made me LOL

Posted by: @votermom at August 25, 2015 09:32 PM (cbfNE)

675 Buzzion.
He was just lovely when he was a child....

*sigh*

Posted by: Hairy Reid at August 25, 2015 09:32 PM (NOIQH)

676 665
I hope I die with dignity like Buzzion, except without the girlish screaming because he is on fire.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 09:31 PM (ODxAs)

Like grandpa?.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 09:33 PM (vM+YG)

677 Is the HQ having a Buzzion memorial or a memeorial? I need to know which pants not to wear.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 25, 2015 09:33 PM (1CroS)

678 I had a dream.

I had an awesome dream.

Then trump kicked me out.

Posted by: Jorge ramos at August 25, 2015 09:33 PM (BTnAK)

679 "He was. He did a complete 360."


Boy was getting things turned around. And around.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 09:34 PM (x9e6V)

680


Goodbye Norma Jean Buzzion...
...
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at August 25, 2015 09:34 PM (p0det)

681 Hard to believe I'm never going to see Buzzion in his fishnet wife beater, yoga pants and Elton John glasses again.

Jesus, what a freak.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 09:34 PM (OGm46)

682 No, that was me.


You wanted to fuck buzzion to death??

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 09:34 PM (rwI+c)

683 677 Is the HQ having a Buzzion memorial or a memeorial? I need to know which pants not to wear.


He'll be interred in the tomb of the unknown Buzzion.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 25, 2015 09:34 PM (fJ5wU)

684 "Even as we mourn his passing, Buzzion is being escorted into Metal
Valhalla by busty lesbian valkyries, where he will drink mead and sing
the old songs."

Sussudio.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 25, 2015 09:34 PM (noWW6)

685 Buzzion is reincarnated.

As a SPIDER!

(Hiding under AtC's toilet seat.)

Posted by: Salticidae at August 25, 2015 09:34 PM (cQXMF)

686

/plays Taps

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at August 25, 2015 09:34 PM (p0det)

687

"On the whole, I'd rather be at HotAir"

Buzzion

1982-2015

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 09:34 PM (kdS6q)

688 "Is he really dead or is this a joke?"

Not so much a joke, as the Horde unwinding from stress.

Buzzion is fine

Posted by: Zombia Jeff Goldblum at August 25, 2015 09:34 PM (VPLuQ)

689 saying he is dead is so perjorative and exclusionary

the preferred term is "unliving"

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:35 PM (zOTsN)

690 Something I want to point out is that the absence of assimilation is intentional. That and a thousand other suspicious or downright evil behavior by the ruling class is why I want an immediate end to immigration and why I'm glad that Trump is in the race and banging the drum on this issue.

That Jeb! gave his supposedly "most rousing" speech ever, in Spanish and in an American border town where 90% of the residents speak Spanish is very telling.

If those in power actually thought that an infusion of Hispanics into the American culture was a good thing then they'd be promoting integration like they used to. Univision could actually include English lessons in its programming.

But they deliberately keep that population separated from the rest of us, and resentful, and encourage them to enter in jaw-dropping numbers.

Immigration is, in my opinion, a deliberate effort of the establishment to overthrow the culture, the country, and our liberties and cement their positions as a ruling class over the rest of us.

Posted by: Phil at August 25, 2015 09:35 PM (DjpfO)

691 or "alterliving"

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:35 PM (zOTsN)

692 Huh? Who is talking about Rubio?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August

Since the yacht news? No one

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 09:35 PM (vM+YG)

693 "No, that was me.
Posted by: rickl "


You were going to fcuk him to death...?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 09:35 PM (x9e6V)

694 "Is he really dead or is this a joke?"
---------------

Zombism is no joke.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 09:36 PM (9mTYi)

695 He'll be interred in the tomb of the unknown Buzzion.

My brain hurts now

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 09:36 PM (39g3+)

696 It was a pedestrian effort by The Donald. I would have handled it better.

Children fight, adults look for the next hill.

And anyone that thinks differently is a either a drippy cunt, or a Low Information Ape.

Posted by: Mike Flynn at August 25, 2015 09:36 PM (iiym6)

697 Buzzion?

Pretty sure he raped me in college.
Wanna see me naked?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 25, 2015 09:36 PM (NOIQH)

698 Buzzion isn't gone. Thousands of hand babies will carry on his name.

Posted by: Dartist at August 25, 2015 09:36 PM (ahBY0)

699 Huh? Who is talking about Rubio?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 09:30 PM (AkOaV)


-----


My point is the case you attribute Trump to be making is essentially the same one Rubio is making. Vote for an American revival.

Differences are the polish, and that Rubio has done nothing I am aware in the private sector to make a technocratic case.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 25, 2015 09:36 PM (mhkbv)

700 Posted by: Phil at August 25, 2015 09:35 PM (DjpfO)


Basically, the GOP wants to do to us what cough syrup and hookers did to Buzzion.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 25, 2015 09:36 PM (fJ5wU)

701

I dreamed I saw Buzzion last night,
Alive as you or me

Says I, "But Buzz, you're ten years dead,"

"I never died," says he.
"I never died," says he.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 09:37 PM (kdS6q)

702 If those in power actually thought that an infusion of Hispanics into the American culture was a good thing then they'd be promoting integration like they used to. Univision could actually include English lessons in its programming.

This is true. They don't actually want illegals to be part of America, just a perpetual servant class. That votes for them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 09:37 PM (39g3+)

703 "the preferred term is " unliving Votin'Democrat!"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 25, 2015 09:37 PM (VPLuQ)

704 My brain hurts now
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
---------------

Wait until Megyn Kelly is through with you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 09:38 PM (9mTYi)

705 "Wanna see me naked?
Posted by: Lena Dunham"

Buzz is looking like the lucky one right about now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 09:38 PM (x9e6V)

706 The good news, both Dick Cheney and Chuck Norris said they are coming to Buzzion's funeral.

Bad news: They both want to sing the Lionel Ritchie tribute song. Solo.

We all remember what happened the last time.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 09:38 PM (Dj0WE)

707 He'll be buried with his favorite crossbow, yes?
Or is it a longbow?
Damnit!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 09:39 PM (NOIQH)

708 I dreamed I saw Buzzion last night,
Alive as you or me

Says I, "But Buzz, you're ten years dead,"

"I never died," says he.
"I never died," says he.
Posted by: Laurie David
---------------------

ISWYDT

Posted by: Joan Baez at August 25, 2015 09:39 PM (9mTYi)

709 Rubio annoys me because if he was smart on immigration he'd be doing so well. Just a foolish, foolish position to take. I can guarantee you that most of his constituents aren't real fond of the wave of Central Americans and Mexicans into the country, even if they are of Cuban descent.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 09:39 PM (39g3+)

710 Buzzion lived a full life. Ranted in comments, dreamed of Kate Upton, and kept Ace fully stocked with pudding.

Posted by: Draki at August 25, 2015 09:40 PM (gzkwe)

711 We all remember what happened the last time.

Yeah but the spectacle of Cheney beating Norris half to death with his wang was pretty amazing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 09:40 PM (39g3+)

712 Buzzion once asked me if I'd like to see his life's work, then showed me what appeared to be a rather large raisin in the palm of his hand.

"It's my left testicle." he said "Dried, tanned with preservatives and upon it I have inscribed the whole of Dr Seuss' "Green Eggs and Ham". in gold."

Buzzion handed me a magnifying glass.

"Would you care to look?"

I said that I would and taking the glass gazed upon that shriveled gland, which did indeed contain "Green Eggs and Ham" written in a gloriously lucid golden cursive.

Only due to Buzzion's rampant dyslexia, he had consistently misspelled "Green Eggs and Ham" as "Gloot Uxx att Hurm".

When I pointed this out to him, Buzzion stared at me for a full minute then said,

"Well then, I shall grow apples in Katmandu."

And that is exactly what he did for the next five years.


That is the kind of man Buzzion was.

*wipes tear from eye*

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2015 09:40 PM (KUa85)

713 "Wanna see me naked?
Posted by: Lena Dunham"

Buzz is looking like the lucky one right about now.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
--------------

Possible Thread Winner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 09:40 PM (9mTYi)

714 Ace, I know the passing of buzzion hurts. But, I'm glad you're grieving with us

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 09:40 PM (vM+YG)

715 Dead Buzzion > Fear of the Living Dead

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 09:40 PM (9ET6q)

716 Posted by: Zombia Jeff Goldblum at August 25, 2015 09:34 PM (VPLuQ


thank you. I got it figured out. May he rest in peace.

Posted by: dDan at August 25, 2015 09:40 PM (hwYmz)

717 My point is the case you attribute Trump to be making is essentially the same one Rubio is making. Vote for an American revival.

Differences are the polish, and that Rubio has done nothing I am aware in the private sector to make a technocratic case.
Posted by: Dave S. at August 25, 2015 09:36 PM (mhkbv)

Well, sure, they're all going to bullshit and follow the polls and focus groups.

The thing is, Trump seems to be out ahead of Luntz's Dunces this time, which gives him much more credibility than the "me too" candidates.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 09:41 PM (AkOaV)

718 He'll be buried with his favorite crossbow, yes?

Or is it a longbow?

Damnit!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2015 09:39 PM (NOIQH)
He wanted the longbow, but we should just put a crossbow in. It would mean so much more to him.

Posted by: Draki at August 25, 2015 09:41 PM (gzkwe)

719 Differences are the polish, and that Rubio has done nothing I am aware in the private sector to make a technocratic case.

--

Difference is that he is a politician that has been seen to play along to get along (gang of eight).
Who he is shouts do loudly that no one can hear what he says.

Posted by: @votermom at August 25, 2015 09:41 PM (cbfNE)

720 Oh shit.

Amazon Offers Seattle First One-Hour Booze Delivery in U.S...coming soon to a city near you (barring local laws).

http://tinyurl.com/ofvnk6q

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 09:41 PM (zyIlW)

721 The Buzzion Memorial Pancake Breakfast will be held in the Rachel Corrie Convention Center next Saturday at 8:00 am.

Please dress appropriately.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 25, 2015 09:41 PM (MQEz6)

722
Breaking:

Chairman of Rick Perrys Iowa campaign quits -- and joins Team Trump

SAM CLOVIS has been tapped by Trump to be his national campaign co-chairman and policy adviser, will intro Trump in Dubuque tonight




Rick Perry 2016: Help Me Mr Wizard!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 09:41 PM (kdS6q)

723 >>>He is not catching fire, despite his natural political talents, for deeper reasons. 

Man, I needs to quit drinking so much water. Maybe everclear.

Posted by: Mark O'Rubyo at August 25, 2015 09:41 PM (zvpUy)

724 Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2015 09:40 PM (KUa85)


That was beautiful. Thank you.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 25, 2015 09:41 PM (fJ5wU)

725 -
Differences are the polish, and that Rubio has done nothing I am aware in the private sector to make a technocratic case.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 25, 2015 09:36 PM-
----------------------------------------



What, exactly, makes my people the differences, racist?



Posted by: Copernicus at August 25, 2015 09:42 PM (DtNNC)

726 I think the ruling class has deluded themselves into thinking that everything will be cool with social security if we can just get enough damn workers in.

Then they're whole phony-baloney system won't come crashing down. But it's too little too late, even if Obama is opening the floodgates. And that's just what we need, the spawn of 136,000 released alien criminals.

But as someone wise once said, something that can't go on forever, won't.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 09:42 PM (laMCB)

727 gonna be a fight at the Mets Phillies game


Phillies manager yelling Fuck You at a Met player


just a note


Phillie cops have an actual jail cell in the stadium

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:42 PM (zOTsN)

728 709 Rubio annoys me because if he was smart on immigration he'd be doing so well. Just a foolish, foolish position to take. I can guarantee you that most of his constituents aren't real fond of the wave of Central Americans and Mexicans into the country, even if they are of Cuban descent.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor


Rubio would be crushing his competition had he not tried his amnesty pitch

I'd love to know who was advising him on that idiocy

Too many creased pant idiots really bought the bullshit that open border Republicanism will win elections.

Ask Juan McCain how that worked for him in 2008

Posted by: Kal at August 25, 2015 09:42 PM (A3kYV)

729 722,

That has to burn.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 09:43 PM (zyIlW)

730 But as someone wise once said, something that can't go on forever, won't.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 09:42 PM (laMCB)


Actually, I think Buzzion said it.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 09:43 PM (laMCB)

731 what happened to the cool stuff in the sidebar?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 25, 2015 09:43 PM (7RXcs)

732 "Don't mourn. Disorganize."

-- buzzion

Posted by: torquewrench at August 25, 2015 09:44 PM (noWW6)

733 Breaking:

Chairman of Rick Perrys Iowa campaign quits -- and joins Team Trump


Now that, ladies and gents of the Horde, is an "Oh Shit" moment.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at August 25, 2015 09:44 PM (m9V0o)

734 Amazon Offers Seattle First One-Hour Booze Delivery in U.S...coming soon to a city near you (barring local laws).

http://tinyurl.com/ofvnk6q
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 09:41 PM (zyIlW)


Will that be by drone?

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 09:44 PM (laMCB)

735
Local street Mime was mugged and his money stolen.
I know that I shouldn't be, but I'm conflicted in my feelings about this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 09:44 PM (9mTYi)

736 Well, sure, they're all going to bullshit and follow the polls and focus groups.

The thing is, Trump seems to be out ahead of Luntz's Dunces this time, which gives him much more credibility than the "me too" candidates.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 09:41 PM (AkOaV)

------



We're saying the same thing, or close to it. Seems like most of these guys that make it life mission to bitch about Trump love Rubio, and consider him a unbelievable candidate. Why?

Posted by: Dave S. at August 25, 2015 09:45 PM (mhkbv)

737 One-hour booze delivery + horde =

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 09:45 PM (zyIlW)

738 " and kept Ace fully stocked with pudding. "

That wasn't pudding

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 25, 2015 09:45 PM (VPLuQ)

739 Perry has always been a complete fraud, the guy was Gore's campaign chairman in Texas and wrote love letters to Hillary praising HillaryCare

Why TruCons bought into his bullshit is beyond me

Posted by: Kal at August 25, 2015 09:45 PM (A3kYV)

740 I feel blessed. I was one of the last commenters that he addressed directly.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 09:45 PM (fgSDS)

741 Here's the thing about Rubio and basically every candidate for every office -- they're full of shit.

They'll do whatever their consultants and the talking heads and the media and polls and the focus groups and whomever tell them they have to do to get elected.

Then they'll go do their own thing.

Trump? Eh, at least he's not the same old shit we always see.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 09:45 PM (AkOaV)

742 Breaking:



Chairman of Rick Perrys Iowa campaign quits -- and joins Team Trump



Now that, ladies and gents of the Horde, is an "Oh Shit" moment.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at August 25, 2015 09:44 PM (m9V0o)

I think Buzzion would want us to move on and keep chattering about politics.

Posted by: Draki at August 25, 2015 09:46 PM (gzkwe)

743 Chairman of Rick Perrys Iowa campaign quits -- and joins Team Trump
----------------

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 09:46 PM (9mTYi)

744 *eyes MisHum*

Wipe your chin.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 09:46 PM (zyIlW)

745 "But as someone wise once said, something that can't go on forever, won't.

Actually, I think Buzzion said it."


Another time he told me:

"Wherever you go, there you are."


True. Wisdom.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 09:46 PM (x9e6V)

746 Buzzion's remains will be on display in the central hall of the Peruvian Embassy.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 25, 2015 09:46 PM (MQEz6)

747 730: I thought Buzzion was dead?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 25, 2015 09:46 PM (ucDmr)

748 Poor Buzzion...he always said his feet were killing him, and no one believed him.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks. at August 25, 2015 09:46 PM (brtPU)

749 Buzzion fills me with dread
As he sits at the foot of my bed
Its not that he speaks
in gibbers and squeaks
But for the last 7 hours he's been dead.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 25, 2015 09:46 PM (Cq0oW)

750

"I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do. Goodbye."

-Buzzion

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 09:46 PM (kdS6q)

751
735
Local street Mime was mugged and his money stolen.
I know that I shouldn't be, but I'm conflicted in my feelings about this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 09:44 PM (9mTYi)

I would like to see the APB on the suspect

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 09:47 PM (fgSDS)

752 Perry... Why TruCons bought into his bullshit is beyond me

Posted by: Kal at August 25, 2015 09:45 PM (A3kYV)

That explains the Federal Depts he would shut down.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2015 09:47 PM (NaeCR)

753 gonna be a fight at the Mets Phillies game
Phillies manager yelling Fuck You at a Met player


In Philadelphia yelling 'fuck you' at someone is the equivalent of 'hello, how are you' in normal cities. It's their customary greeting.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 25, 2015 09:47 PM (X9Mnx)

754 Glorious indeed!

Trump just looked presidential. People want a leader. Trump handled it all in spades.

GOPe in panic mode. The guy may be brash at times, but he has the leadership thing down. Can you imagine this guy with Putin? Iran? China????

Oh, and Mexico will pay for the wall. Don't doubt me.

Posted by: Starpicker at August 25, 2015 09:47 PM (skxUg)

755 Buzzion is a ghost

he can see you now, you freak

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:47 PM (zOTsN)

756 "Chairman of Rick Perrys Iowa campaign quits"

Rats. Sinking ships. Some disassembly required.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 25, 2015 09:47 PM (noWW6)

757 730 But as someone wise once said, something that can't go on forever, won't.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 09:42 PM (laMCB)

Actually, I think Buzzion said it.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 09:43 PM (laMCB)

And it was said after a marathon bout of the diarrhea, I believe.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 09:48 PM (oFCZn)

758 >>Amazon Offers Seattle First One-Hour Booze Delivery in U.S...coming soon to a city near you (barring local laws).

http://tinyurl.com/ofvnk6q
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 09:41 PM (zyIlW)

Will that be by drone?
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh

No. They are too busy voting for me.

Posted by: Patty Murray at August 25, 2015 09:48 PM (ROnPv)

759 Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 09:46 PM (zyIlW)

And how are you tonight young lady?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 09:49 PM (fgSDS)

760
Well, day's over. Time to relax and play with my Ouija board.

Is there anyone here tonight?

[YES]

Do you have a name"

[YES]

Who are you?

[B-U-Z-Z-I-O-N]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 09:49 PM (kdS6q)

761 I feel blessed that Buzzion touched me and my heart before he passed.

Posted by: Draki at August 25, 2015 09:49 PM (gzkwe)

762 "Now that, ladies and gents of the Horde, is an "Oh Shit" moment."

Poor ol' Rick's collapsing. Even sooner and more spectacularly that last time. Didn't think possible. I was wrong.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 09:49 PM (x9e6V)

763 756: Perry could always take over for Josh Ernest.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 25, 2015 09:49 PM (ucDmr)

764 751
735
Local street Mime was mugged and his money stolen.
I know that I shouldn't be, but I'm conflicted in my feelings about this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 09:44 PM (9mTYi)

I would like to see the APB on the suspect
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 09:47 PM (fgSDS)

He mimed for help and the crowd just stood there.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 25, 2015 09:49 PM (MQEz6)

765
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Buzzion just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 09:50 PM (9mTYi)

766 If the 1 hour booze delivery has to quit at 10:00 like the corner liquor store it won't help that much. I can usually plan ahead enough to midnight. Then things get kinda sketchy

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 09:50 PM (9ET6q)

767 Every time it rained, Buzzion would shelter schoolkids at the bus stop under his dick.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 25, 2015 09:50 PM (oVJmc)

768 that wasnt rain

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 09:51 PM (zOTsN)

769
"I can't lie to you about your chances... but, you have my sympathies."

-Buzzion

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 09:51 PM (kdS6q)

770 I would like to see the APB on the suspect
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
---------------
It would only be a gesture.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 09:51 PM (9mTYi)

771 755 Buzzion is a ghost

he can see you now, you freak
______________

Oh shit.

Posted by: Couch Fucker at August 25, 2015 09:51 PM (z6X+C)

772 Local street Mime was mugged and his money stolen.>>>

Is a $1.56 really a mugging?

Posted by: Street mime mugger at August 25, 2015 09:52 PM (9ET6q)

773
If fuck-face still posting after Ace kicked its ass this afternoon?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 25, 2015 09:52 PM (OiFtZ)

774 Posted by: Starpicker at August 25, 2015 09:47 PM (skxUg)

There's just no reasoning with someone who's in love.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 09:52 PM (laMCB)

775 I'm doing great, MisHum : )

How about yourself?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 09:52 PM (zyIlW)

776 MH: How's things? You still mad?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 25, 2015 09:52 PM (ucDmr)

777 767 Every time it rained, Buzzion would shelter schoolkids at the bus stop under his dick.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 25, 2015 09

Hey we are talking about buzzion not Harry Reid

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 09:53 PM (fgSDS)

778 In lieu of flowers 'ettes may send their tasteful topless photos* to my email account which will will totally never be accessed again.


*less than tasteful is also acceptable.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 09:53 PM (z/Ubi)

779 Many an Iraqi Wedding was blessed by Buzzion's very special rendition of "Danny Boy".

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 25, 2015 09:53 PM (MQEz6)

780 Meet the reincarnated Buzzion!

https://goo.gl/dbhB4B

Posted by: Salticidae at August 25, 2015 09:53 PM (+Q7RE)

781 Buzzion: Country.....out of danger?

Ace: Yes.

B: Don't grieve, Ace. It is logical. The needs of the many...outweigh...

A: The needs of the few.

B: Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think...of my solution?

A: Buzzion....

B: I have been...and always shall be...your friend. Live long...and prosper........

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks. at August 25, 2015 09:53 PM (brtPU)

782 CNN compared the Ramos thing with Reagan's I paid for this microphone incident.

Ok, what's going on here?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 09:53 PM (oFCZn)

783 He mimed for help and the crowd just stood there.

====

screaming his hands off?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 25, 2015 09:54 PM (Cq0oW)

784 690:

Dead on. When actual deportations start with criminal aliens, you'll begin to hear the actual projected number go up to around 30 million. The lowballing will stop once any enforcement effort begins, and the scope and magnitude will be used to announce a fait accompli.

This has been a gradual coup, and was going swimmingly until Trump overturned the applecart. Marxists started this project in '65 and Luntz's dunces of course signed onto it. Is it too late? Maybe.

Posted by: Adios Jeb! at August 25, 2015 09:54 PM (pq97T)

785 Rubio annoys me because if he was smart on immigration he'd be doing so well. Just a foolish, foolish position to take.

----

Genius move, wasn't it? Shows how it of touch he had become in such a short time of hanging out with the lowlives in the Senate. You claim to be a conservative but eagerly push something that Schumer and McCain are championing? Like I said, genius.

It's probably some clueless consultants (see ace's earlier thread) who convinced him it was a winning strategy for eventually becoming president.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 25, 2015 09:54 PM (Pby3z)

786 A wise man once said; Some gotta win, some gotta lose. Good time Charlie's got the blues.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 09:54 PM (rwI+c)

787 Even after his passing, I take comfort in the fact that there remains more life in Buzzion's spirit than in Christian Ponder's throwing arm.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 25, 2015 09:55 PM (X9Mnx)

788 If Trump's high poll numbers make you angry, consider this: celebrity pols are always understated in polls bc they bring in new voters.


See ahmold and ventura.


Trump is higher than polls show.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 25, 2015 09:55 PM (VMZsK)

789 >>Now that, ladies and gents of the Horde, is an "Oh Shit" moment.

Perry's campaign is deader than Buzzion. More like a rats leaving a sinking ship moment.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 09:55 PM (OGm46)

790 And so when man and horse go down
Beneath a saber keen,
Or in a roaring charge of fierce melee
You stop a bullet clean,
And the hostiles come to get your scalp,
Just empty your canteen,
And put your pistol to your head
And go to Buzzions' Green

Posted by: Draki at August 25, 2015 09:55 PM (gzkwe)

791 Obviously it is not the third rail of politics that people thought. So why not chime in on it as well?

It's the third rail of the cocktail party circuit.

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2015 09:56 PM (FcR7P)

792 "Son, there ain't no pussy tighter n' your fist."

Some advice I got from a Waffle House cook about 20 years ago when I was having problems with my girlfriend.

Posted by: qzy at August 25, 2015 09:56 PM (XyFxX)

793 775 I'm doing great, MisHum : )

How about yourself?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 09:52 PM (zyIlW)

776 MH: How's things? You still mad?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 25, 2015 09:52 PM (ucDmr)

I'm doing well tonight.
It was a simple day today
Now to get over buzz's passing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 09:56 PM (fgSDS)

794 " A wise man once said; Some gotta win, some gotta lose. Good time Charlie's got the blues."

Confucious?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 09:57 PM (x9e6V)

795 It is this bloc that is paying very close attention to Trump.

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/08/a_classified_voting_bloc.html

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 09:57 PM (zyIlW)

796
Buzzion was sharp as a razor -- he'd always be the one who saw through my sock-puppetry when no one else could. He gave me hours of mirth. But, sadly, all things must pass.

I'll miss you Dr. Red Duke. You were truly a gem. My condolences to your family and may you rest in peace in the arms of The Lord.

Posted by: Ed Anger at August 25, 2015 09:57 PM (RcpcZ)

797 Confucious?

buzzion.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 09:57 PM (rwI+c)

798 Sure, chime in.

Posted by: Donor Class at August 25, 2015 09:57 PM (z6X+C)

799 Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 25, 2015 09:55 PM (X9Mnx)

Ha ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 09:58 PM (fgSDS)

800 792: Goin on my gravestone.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 25, 2015 09:58 PM (ucDmr)

801 800

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 09:58 PM (MDgS8)

802
66 If the journalist were "George" rather than "Jorge", you can bet Trump would have treated him like a human being rather than one of his hotel maids. Something about the color brown that bothers him? Of course the whole GOP has been hijacked by a bunch of 19th century nativist no-nothings. Ronald Reagan would weep.
Posted by: Zander Peacock at August 25, 2015 07:36 PM (aR91B)

Oh, shut the ever loving fuck up.

Posted by: Community Organizer at August 25, 2015 09:58 PM (Bjvsz)

803 "*less than tasteful is also acceptable."


Ghost of Buzz, you are lucky indeed. Getting to witness your own passing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 09:59 PM (x9e6V)

804 ::creps::

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 09:59 PM (MDgS8)

805 >>I feel blessed that Buzzion touched me

You don't have to be afraid, he can't touch you anymore.

Show us on the doll where Buzzion touched you.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 10:00 PM (OGm46)

806
"No, not the bees! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAAGH! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAAAAAAAGH!"

-Buzzion

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 10:00 PM (kdS6q)

807
Trump is a disgusting chump! And ugly as Coulter's FUPA!

Posted by: Jorge Ramos, Univision at August 25, 2015 10:00 PM (OiFtZ)

808 Buzzion is dead, but he's a lively dead.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 10:00 PM (MDgS8)

809 I heard Perry's rally was damn good, that he was commanding and hit all the right notes. But he can't seem to do it consistently. Him and Walker are the best traditional-campaign guys out there, but neither one can get the slightest traction because the campaign isn't traditional any longer.

20 years ago, they'd be ruling the roost and Trump would have been a side show. These days its all whackadoo. Which, hey, fun at least.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:01 PM (39g3+)

810 Some advice I got from a Waffle House cook

====

*coughs up waffle*

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 25, 2015 10:01 PM (Cq0oW)

811 Enough about buzzion. Does anyone really know what's up with Vic?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 25, 2015 10:01 PM (9Y7bY)

812 Sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes you're the buzzion.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 25, 2015 10:02 PM (noWW6)

813 Enough about buzzion. Does anyone really know what's up with Vic?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 25, 2015 10:01 PM (9Y7bY)
You're right Buzzion wouldn't want us to wallow.

Posted by: Draki at August 25, 2015 10:03 PM (gzkwe)

814 Barb,

phoenixgirl sent off an overnight letter to him.



Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 10:03 PM (zyIlW)

815 The Waffle house. Where you go for advice if you want to end up like Buzzion.

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 10:03 PM (9ET6q)

816
It's probably some clueless consultants (see ace's earlier thread) who convinced him it was a winning strategy for eventually becoming president.


Yeah, although I suspect he comes by it naturally. He had a great chance to be the one guy who flipped it on immigration; one of those "only Nixon could go to China" things.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:03 PM (39g3+)

817 It's probably some clueless consultants (see ace's earlier thread) who convinced him it was a winning strategy for eventually becoming president.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 25, 2015 09:54 PM (Pby3z)


Maybe they promised him a luxury speedboat.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 10:04 PM (laMCB)

818 "Buzzion is dead, but he's a lively dead."


It's as if more alive in death than life.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:04 PM (x9e6V)

819 I am trying to remember if I liked Buzz. I think I did. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at August 25, 2015 10:05 PM (0TGTu)

820 night all

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 25, 2015 10:05 PM (Cq0oW)

821 The time each reporter spent talking at the Fox debate was twice as long as each candidate, on average. They act like this is about them.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 25, 2015 10:05 PM (VdICR)

822 So I take it from reading the last 10 comments that Buzzion is still dead.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2015 10:05 PM (2x3L+)

823
Nixon went to China?

Posted by: Hank Johnson, D-GA at August 25, 2015 10:06 PM (OiFtZ)

824 Ask Eleven if Buzzion is dead. He knows who's dead and who isn't.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2015 10:07 PM (2x3L+)

825 So I take it from reading the last 10 comments that Buzzion is still dead.>>>

It's kinda like being pregnant. There is no half way.

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 10:07 PM (9ET6q)

826 823
Nixon went to China?
________________

I thought he planted the flag on Mars?

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at August 25, 2015 10:08 PM (z6X+C)

827 Is Buzzion still alive?

Like Barry on Tyrant?

We can all hope.

Posted by: Farmer at August 25, 2015 10:08 PM (o/90i)

828 As buzzion often noted: we're all pigs, except for one difference. Once in a while, we can crawl out of the slop, hose ourselves off and not sleep in our own feces. That statement as stuck with me through the years.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 10:09 PM (rwI+c)

829 "4 Ask Eleven if Buzzion is dead. He knows who's dead and who isn't."



Well....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:09 PM (x9e6V)

830 This just in...Buzzion is still dead!

Posted by: SNL Weekend Update at August 25, 2015 10:09 PM (hRytD)

831 If President Trump will regular eject irksome reporters, and deport the foreign ones, and their families, then I'm all in.

Posted by: Schadenfreude at August 25, 2015 10:09 PM (QolCq)

832 I was only mostly dead. Soon I will be alive enough to challenge someone To The Pain.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 10:09 PM (z/Ubi)

833 If they froze buzzion's head like Disney's he might be back.

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 10:10 PM (9ET6q)

834 he speaks from beyond the grave

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2015 10:10 PM (zOTsN)

835 Nixon tipped Cina over. That's why their economy is fooked. Asshole.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 25, 2015 10:11 PM (ucDmr)

836 So I take it from reading the last 10 comments that Buzzion is still dead.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2015 10:05 PM (2x3L+)


The only one saying he's not is Buzzion, so it's sorta like Globull Warmening. With this much consensus, the science is settled.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2015 10:11 PM (Dj0WE)

837 Someone gave that Buzzion guy a miracle from Max

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:11 PM (39g3+)

838 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 25, 2015 10:12 PM (KCxzN)

839 Somebody is socking "Buzz" and IT IS NOT FUNNY.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:12 PM (x9e6V)

840 I don't know if any of you are old enough to remember this, but newly elected President Reagan at his first big press conference had to "tame" the press corps.

All through the Carter years the WH press corps had just yelled and jostled and acted up to get the next question to the President. And Jimmah would just do a big toothy grin and point and say "yes." It was quite disorganized and a sort of juvenile.

Now Reagan when they started doing that with him, laid down the law. He insisted they all take their seats and raise their hand for their turn. And the sniveling little rats they were, they did. That decorum at WH press conferences has lasted to this day.

NOT saying Trump is Reagan. Nope. I did like this move though.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 25, 2015 10:12 PM (yV1Xf)

841
This just in...Buzzion is still dead!
Posted by: SNL Weekend Update




Dyslestic, according to reports neighbors ignored Buzzion's cries of "Pleh! Pleh!"
Posted by: Another SNL Weekend Update

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 10:13 PM (kdS6q)

842 Alton!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 25, 2015 10:13 PM (ucDmr)

843 To Blave? Who says that?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 10:13 PM (rwI+c)

844
Nixon screwed a panda while in China.

Posted by: Roseanne Barr at August 25, 2015 10:13 PM (OiFtZ)

845 "g'early evenin', 'rons"


Goodnight again, AJ.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:13 PM (x9e6V)

846 well, but lets just be honest guys -- now that buzzion is gone... I mean, what did you really think about him?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 25, 2015 10:13 PM (AkOaV)

847 832 I was only mostly dead. Soon I will be alive enough to challenge someone To The Pain.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 10

That nic has been retired
Not funny imposter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 10:13 PM (fgSDS)

848 I like how ramos, like other criminal aliens didn't wait his turn

Posted by: Iblis at August 25, 2015 10:13 PM (LvRwF)

849 If Buzzion is not in fact dead, it sucks to be not dead. He has to either play dead or rise from the dead like an awful version of Jesus bc Buzzion isn't so much like Jesus. I don't think Buzzion believed in God like Ace.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2015 10:13 PM (2x3L+)

850 733
Breaking:



Chairman of Rick Perrys Iowa campaign quits -- and joins Team Trump



Now that, ladies and gents of the Horde, is an "Oh Shit" moment.

Holy cats, that is the real thing up on Drudge.

Mene mene tekel utrumpin

Posted by: exdem13 at August 25, 2015 10:14 PM (ry4ab)

851 Will ace put up a thread in remembrance? Buzz fought the good fight, his fapping was world class, even if he had little to work with...rip!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 25, 2015 10:14 PM (R4vR0)

852 Nixon screwed a panda while in China.


Posted by: Roseanne Barr at August 25, 2015 10:13 PM (OiFtZ)

Buzzion fathered a Panda while in China.

Posted by: Ling-Ling at August 25, 2015 10:15 PM (hRytD)

853 802
"If the journalist were "George" rather than "Jorge", you can bet Trump would have treated him like a human being rather than one of his hotel maids. Something about the color brown that bothers him? Of course the whole GOP has been hijacked by a bunch of 19th century nativist no-nothings. Ronald Reagan would weep.
Posted by: Zander Peacock at August 25, 2015 07:36 PM (aR91B)"

Jesus fuck, Jorge Ramos is whiter than Trump. Ramos is the typical upper class Mexican who either uses the brown folks for slave labor or sex or pushes them across the United States border.

Posted by: Adios Jeb! at August 25, 2015 10:15 PM (pq97T)

854 I was only mostly dead. Soon I will be alive enough to challenge someone To The Pain.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 10:09 PM (z/Ubi)

*****

These constant interruptions are really harshing our mourning mellow. It's just blah, blah, blah with you. Have you no respect for the process? We are not even at bargaining yet. Sshhh....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 25, 2015 10:15 PM (wqX4d)

855 This: Trump as a million shiny objects.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/oslabmt

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 10:16 PM (laMCB)

856 If Buzzion is really dead, I hope he doesn't walk around spooking people with a big white forehead like those kids in The Shining. Or become a flying monkey.

Posted by: Dartist at August 25, 2015 10:16 PM (ahBY0)

857 Now I want a nice mutton, lettuce and tomato sammich...

Posted by: Chi at August 25, 2015 10:16 PM (N3+X9)

858 " If Buzzion is not in fact dead, it sucks to be not dead. He has to either play dead or rise from the dead like an awful version of Jesus bc Buzzion isn't so much like Jesus. I don't think Buzzion believed in God like Ace."


What a delicious comment. So Buzz was a Jew?


We need to re-rack this whole funeral.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:16 PM (x9e6V)

859 849
If Buzzion is not in fact dead, it sucks to be not dead. He has to
either play dead or rise from the dead like an awful version of Jesus bc
Buzzion isn't so much like Jesus. I don't think Buzzion believed in God
like Ace.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2015 10:13 PM (2x3L+)

Are you saying henceforth he shall be known as "Zombie Buzzion?"

Posted by: Officer Keeper of Ace of Spades names at August 25, 2015 10:17 PM (hRytD)

860 Lionel Ritchie sang Buzzion's eulogy. Its in the sidebar.

RIP, moron.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 25, 2015 10:17 PM (TYZLQ)

861 I don't want to go in the cart.

Posted by: zombie buzzion at August 25, 2015 10:17 PM (sdi6R)

862 The Death of the Moron Called Buzzion

The legend lives on from the Morons on down
Of the poster that we all called Buzzion ...
The host, we all said, could sure be a hot head
But Hector was still most annoyin' ...

With a movie review posted sometime past noon
Ace would sometimes tell us to play nicely ...
But his temper would lose to the Valu-Rite booze
And the BanHammer he would swing nightly ...

The blog was the pride of the Conservative Side
And the military talk flowed forth smartly ...
But after Twenty and Twelve, the GOP went straight to Hell
And soon Drew's daily posts turned quite tartly ...

Wishes inferred, about gathering the herd
At a park, restaurant, bar and/or grill ...
But how can we know, who'll next scream out "RINO !!!"
At least the fight won't break out yet on this hill ...

The shit on the thread could go straight to your head
When Trump threads went straight to the bitchin' ...
But the Morons all knew, and the Ewok did too
That Megyn was just the scratch he was a' itchin' ...

The legend lives on from the Morons on down
Of the poster that we all called Buzzion ... ... ... ... ...

Posted by: Jordan NightBoot at August 25, 2015 10:17 PM (iiym6)

863
Wait... Buzzion is dead?
Dammit, he owed me ten bucks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 10:17 PM (9mTYi)

864
Jorge Ramos hates tacos and enchiladas.

Posted by: Penn and Teller at August 25, 2015 10:17 PM (OiFtZ)

865 Geez Loweez! Go to the light already!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2015 10:18 PM (rwI+c)

866 772
Local street Mime was mugged and his money stolen.>>>

Is a $1.56 really a mugging?

There are still some living street mimes that weren't eaten in the Long WInter of 2013?

Posted by: exdem13 at August 25, 2015 10:18 PM (ry4ab)

867 "Chairman of Rick Perrys Iowa campaign quits -- and joins Team Trump"

So is this supposed to be good news? If it's for maintaining organizational structure, I could see an upside. If it's for advisement, um...

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 25, 2015 10:18 PM (1CroS)

868 "4 Ask Eleven if Buzzion is dead. He knows who's dead and who isn't."



Well....?


He's in a kind of Goldblummy state.

Yeah...Goldblummy.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 10:18 PM (MDgS8)

869 Jordan NightBoot - You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at August 25, 2015 10:19 PM (9mTYi)

870 862
The Death of the Moron Called Buzzion

-------------

Thread winner!!

Posted by: exdem13 at August 25, 2015 10:19 PM (ry4ab)

871 Posted by: Jordan NightBoot at August 25, 2015 10:17 PM

Bravo!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 25, 2015 10:19 PM (KCxzN)

872 862: That's beautiful. just perfect.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 25, 2015 10:20 PM (ucDmr)

873
Posted by: Jordan NightBoot at August 25, 2015 10:17 PM (iiym6)

Bravissimo!

Posted by: Phantom of the Opera at August 25, 2015 10:20 PM (hRytD)

874 WASHINGTON -- The Pentagon's inspector general is investigating allegations that military officials have skewed intelligence assessments about the United States-led campaign in Iraq against the Islamic State to provide a more optimistic account of progress, according to several officials familiar with the inquiry.

The investigation began after at least one civilian Defense Intelligence Agency analyst told the authorities that he had evidence that officials at United States Central Command -- the military headquarters overseeing the American bombing campaign and other efforts against the Islamic State -- were improperly reworking the conclusions of intelligence assessments prepared for policy makers, including President Obama, the government officials said.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 25, 2015 10:20 PM (H5dz3)

875 Mutton sammich. Never had mutton. Always wondered if it was any good.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:20 PM (x9e6V)

876 https://youtu.be/5zFRjExsfTk?t=56s

https://youtu.be/5zFRjExsfTk?t=1m44s

Posted by: Waka Flocka Flame's 2016 Presidential Blunt Roller at August 25, 2015 10:21 PM (6E2VN)

877 Posted by: Jordan NightBoot at August 25, 2015 10:17 PM (iiym6)

Thank you. That, and thinking of our dear departed moron friend, brought a tear to my eye.

Now enough of this sentimentality. Time to argue about Trump.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 10:21 PM (laMCB)

878 The man who preached the funeral
Said it really was a simple way to die
He laid down to rest one afternoon
And never opened up his eyes


They hired me and Fred and Joe
To dig the grave and carry up some chairs
It took us seven hours
And I guess we must've drunk a case of beer


I guess I ought to go and watch them put him down
But I don't own a suit
And anyway when they start talkin' about
The fire in Hell, well, I get spooked


So, I'll just sit here in my truck
And act like I don't know him when they pass
Anyway, when they're all through
I've got to go to work and mow the grass


Well, here they come and who's that
Ridin' in that big ol' shiny limousine
Look at all that chrome, I do believe
That that's the sharpest thing I've seen


That must belong to his great uncle
Someone said he owned a big ol' farm
When they get parked I'll mosey down
And look it over, that won't do no harm


Well, that must be the widow in the car
And would you take a look at that
That sure is a pretty dress
You know, some women do look good in black


Well, he's not even in the ground
And they say that his truck is up for sale
They say she took it pretty hard
But you can't tell too much behind the veil


Well, listen, ain't that pretty
When the bugler plays the Military Taps
I think that when you's in the war
They always hide 'n play a song like that


Well, here I am and there they go
And I guess you'd just call it my bad luck
I hope he rests in peace, the trouble is
The fellow owes me forty bucks

Posted by: Tom T. Hall at August 25, 2015 10:22 PM (TYZLQ)

879 "Yeah...Goldblummy."

Picking up what you're putting down.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:22 PM (x9e6V)

880 "Great management." That's his solution? Great fucking management?

Because nobody thought that hiring good people and managing them properly was a good idea before?

The reason we have an immigration problem is because the current president isn't enforcing the law. It is a choice being made by the current administration. "Great management" doesn't have shit to do with it.

It amazes me that people buy this simplistic bullshit as if it were a real policy program of any seriousness.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 25, 2015 10:22 PM (ljZD2)

881 Dam, why'd you have to bring the Jews into the Buzzion- dead-or-not matter? It's like the reverse Godwin effect with you. You don't mention Hitler, you just bring up Jews unnecessarily. I said nothing about Jews. That was all you. Leave the Jewish people alone. They have so many problems with the shit sandwich Iran deal that everyone is telling them eat happily.

(Hi RK, hope you're well)

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2015 10:22 PM (2x3L+)

882 Flying monkeys aren't real.

Dead Buzzion is real but not spectacular.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 10:22 PM (MDgS8)

883 You probably don't want mutton. Lamb is good though. Mutton has a strong sheep flavor, probably too strong for the U.S. palate unless you've eaten it all your life.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 25, 2015 10:23 PM (yV1Xf)

884 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:20 PM (x9e6V)

If you ever travel to Mongolia, you will.

Menu:
Breakfast: Mutton Soup
Lunch: Grilled Mutton
Dinner: Mutton Chops

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 10:23 PM (laMCB)

885 Ricardo:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7i9Xh15534

Posted by: Chi at August 25, 2015 10:25 PM (N3+X9)

886 It amazes me that people buy this simplistic bullshit as if it were a real policy program of any seriousness.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 25, 2015 10:22 PM (ljZD2)

*****

Gee, someone needs a hug.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 25, 2015 10:25 PM (wqX4d)

887 the cart.
Posted by: zombie buzzion at August 25, 2015 10:17 PM (sdi6R)


Sorry already did that joke earlier today.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 10:25 PM (z/Ubi)

888 884
Dinner: Mutton Chops
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 10:23 PM (laMCB)


They eat sideburns? Eew.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2015 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

889 "Dammit, he owed me ten bucks."


$50. Had a problem, but we won't go into that here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:25 PM (x9e6V)

890 To infinity... and beyond!

Posted by: the ghost of Buzzion Lightyear at August 25, 2015 10:26 PM (72jnu)

891 It's kind of like Schrodinger's Buzzion.


At this juncture.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 10:26 PM (MDgS8)

892 If you ever travel to Mongolia, you will.
-------

Or Australia.

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at August 25, 2015 10:26 PM (9mTYi)

893 Posted by: Jordan NightBoot at August 25, 2015 10:17 PM

I just wish Buzzion was here to see that....

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 25, 2015 10:26 PM (KCxzN)

894 Daddy issues.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at August 25, 2015 10:26 PM (z6X+C)

895
The death of Buzzion is a hoax. He is in Sumatra. Or her sister.

Posted by: Oliver Stone at August 25, 2015 10:27 PM (ODxAs)

896 Buzzion loved mutton.

Well he loved fucking sheep but he's dead so why quibble.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2015 10:27 PM (OGm46)

897 You stupids are too stupid to be allowed to vote in the GOP primary. I am asking my local ward chair to ban you stupids. IT'S FOR YOUR OWN STUPID GOOD!!!##@#$

Posted by: turnippatty at August 25, 2015 10:27 PM (Ck8hC)

898 Menu:
Breakfast: Mutton Soup
Lunch: Grilled Mutton
Dinner: Mutton Chops



Hmmm......I'll go with the Mutton.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 10:28 PM (MDgS8)

899 Will the overnight thread bring closure and healing? Will Buzz be put to rest or will he continue to post in an unwanted fashion from the grave...

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 25, 2015 10:29 PM (R4vR0)

900 It amazes me that people buy this simplistic bullshit as if it were a real policy program of any seriousness. <<<<<<<<<<

Why are you amazed, obama did that for 2 campaigns, didn't commit to anything but PP.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2015 10:29 PM (ODxAs)

901 The whole Buzzion situation has gotten out of hand. And the socks are not helping to figure out if the fckr is actually dead or not.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2015 10:29 PM (2x3L+)

902 Buzzion loved mutton.



Well he loved fucking sheep but he's dead so why quibble.>>>

Well Sheep fukers are what makes them Mutton. So kind of a ying yang thing.

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 10:30 PM (9ET6q)

903 901
The whole Buzzion situation has gotten out of hand. And the socks are
not helping to figure out if the fckr is actually dead or not.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2015 10:29 PM (2x3L+)

Nobody really dies if you keep them alive in your heart.
Think happy thoughts about Buzz.

Posted by: Master Kong Qiu at August 25, 2015 10:32 PM (hRytD)

904 The whole Buzzion situation has gotten out of hand. And the socks are not helping to figure out if the fckr is actually dead or not.


Relax. He's dead.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 10:33 PM (MDgS8)

905

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 25, 2015 10:34 PM (W5DcG)

906 Every Buzz dies. Not every Buzz really lives.

Posted by: William Wallace at August 25, 2015 10:34 PM (72jnu)

907 The whole Buzzion situation has gotten out of hand.

I assure you, I was always "in hand".

Posted by: Ghost of Buzzion at August 25, 2015 10:35 PM (iiym6)

908 Nobody really dies if you keep them alive in your heart.
Think happy thoughts about Buzz.


Do they have to be happy when he refuses to stay dead?

Zombie buzzion posting witticisms and eating the brains of the living doesn't sound too happy to me.

I mean, he may be happy, but his victims not so much.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 25, 2015 10:35 PM (YJmuy)

909 He's dead alright. Dead as a doornail. Two syllables deeaaaad. Room temperature he is.

Posted by: simplemind at August 25, 2015 10:35 PM (BTnAK)

910 He's dead jim...

Posted by: Bones at August 25, 2015 10:35 PM (yq4gk)

911 What's the Buzz? Tell me what's a happenin'.

Posted by: Buzz Christ Superstar at August 25, 2015 10:36 PM (72jnu)

912 RE: Famous Houston Cardiologist, Dr. Red Duke, passed away this afternoon, at age 86.

When I did my surgery rotation in med school a resident on our team had scrubbed in with Dr Duke for a cardio procedure. The resident suddenly stepped away and sneezed into his mask. Duke turned to him and said, "Why don't you just go ahead and take a big dump into my patient?".
He cleared the room and made everyone scrub again and regown and threw out the Resident.
Dr Duke was a moron.

Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 10:36 PM (GmkfM)

913 "The whole Buzzion situation has gotten out of hand. And the socks are
not helping to figure out if the fckr"



Agree. Poor bastard was on the sauce.

Maybe he'e better off now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:37 PM (x9e6V)

914 Oh it's a strange day
In such a lonely way



https://youtu.be/tt50rNBHr1A

Posted by: logprof, virtually spinning the dark tunes at August 25, 2015 10:37 PM (vsbNu)

915 Posted by: Buzz Christ Superstar

Wasn't expecting to see you for at least two more days.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 25, 2015 10:37 PM (YJmuy)

916 >>>> Nobody really dies if you keep them alive in your heart.
Think happy thoughts about Buzz.
Posted by: Master Kong Qiu at August 25, 2015 10:32 PM (hRytD)

What if I don't want to keep Buzz alive in my heart?? What if I have no happy thoughts about Buzz? Does this mean I'm a bad person???? I'm mostly neutral about this whole thing and Buzz dying suddenly and all that.

I want Buzz to leave peacefully, dead or alive./-

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2015 10:38 PM (2x3L+)

917 912
RE: Famous Houston Cardiologist, Dr. Red Duke, passed away this afternoon, at age 86.

I recall seeing him on TV years ago...some kind of TV show or public service announcements.

Posted by: Sixkiller at August 25, 2015 10:39 PM (hRytD)

918
The whole Buzzion situation has gotten out of hand. And the socks are
not helping to figure out if the fckr is actually dead or not.
Posted by: L, Elle




In the Circle

The Circle of Life....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2015 10:39 PM (kdS6q)

919 So you want him to.. Buzz off?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:39 PM (39g3+)

920 Nobody gets out of here alive.

Posted by: simplemind at August 25, 2015 10:40 PM (BTnAK)

921 'Es not dead. 'Es sleepin'!

tinyurl.com/c8xywtv

Posted by: Salticidae at August 25, 2015 10:40 PM (ImGfd)

922 I just want to know how to pronounce Buzzion.

Buzhion? Buzz-ion? Buzzyun? Buzzeen?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:40 PM (39g3+)

923 All right. I am late. Can I get a pithy explanation of the Buzzion thing? Thanks.

Sincerely,

His Excellency, Mallamutt Da Da, RINO President for Life and Supreme Commander of all Establishment Troops, Conquerer of Puritans in General and AOSHQ in Particular.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 25, 2015 10:40 PM (/HC6x)

924 Crap. Who's gonna clean those golden assthrones at the mansion if he pisses them all off and they go back where they come from? I'm sure he'll find somebody.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2015 10:40 PM (go5uR)

925 922 I just want to know how to pronounce Buzzion.

Buzhion? Buzz-ion? Buzzyun? Buzzeen?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:40 PM (39g3+)


Yes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 25, 2015 10:41 PM (oFCZn)

926 If the Buzz Ion is dead does this mean the Ozone layer is cured?

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 10:41 PM (9ET6q)

927 Man I've been gone, and we're dropping like flies...

RIP Buzzion, you're sorely missed.

Greetings from Butte Mt ole' pard

Posted by: sven "Charon" 10077 at August 25, 2015 10:41 PM (BXOyX)

928 "What if I don't want to keep Buzz alive in my heart?? What if I have no happy thoughts about Buzz? Does this mean I'm a bad person???"


Well, I guess you can't like everybody.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:42 PM (x9e6V)

929 Sven?!?!?! -- I thought you were dead.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 10:43 PM (MDgS8)

930 I'm not dead. I was turned into a newt.



But then someone mentioned having to sit on a couch with Nancy Pelosi and so I got better real quick.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 25, 2015 10:43 PM (z/Ubi)

931 I recall seeing him on TV years ago...some kind of TV show or public service announcements.
Posted by: Sixkiller


He used to have a few minutes regularly on one of the local Houston 5 oclock news shows. health advise or something. Might have been ch 13.

Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 10:43 PM (GmkfM)

932 buzzion died? meh.

Posted by: honey badger at August 25, 2015 10:44 PM (AfKa+)

933 What's all this about dropping our flies?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...not Spartacus at August 25, 2015 10:44 PM (+1T7c)

934 I understand that Buzzion is lighter than small bits of wood or a duck.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:44 PM (39g3+)

935 This is either the best place to set up shop or the worst.

Posted by: Sarcasm detectors for cheap at August 25, 2015 10:44 PM (9ET6q)

936 Hi Sven. Welcome back. Sad day though, buzzion has passed on to greener pastures.

Posted by: simplemind at August 25, 2015 10:45 PM (BTnAK)

937 "Sven?!?!?! -- I thought you were dead."



Holy shit. All in one day.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:45 PM (x9e6V)

938 Sven sighting

Cool

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 10:45 PM (fgSDS)

939 Well I....I'm...I'm still alive.....yea. I,I.....I'm still alive.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at August 25, 2015 10:45 PM (/HC6x)

940 Seems almost sacrilegious to be so happy on buzz's passing...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 10:45 PM (zyIlW)

941 Sven is dead?

Posted by: Dartist at August 25, 2015 10:46 PM (ahBY0)

942 Sven?!?!?! -- I thought you were dead.
Posted by: eleven


There's a Sven sock now too? Everyone knows Sven is dead.

Posted by: Daybrother at August 25, 2015 10:46 PM (GmkfM)

943 So, RK, you're saying I'm half a bad person??

That's pretty accurate actually.

I'm about to split.

You, RK, have a very good night.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2015 10:46 PM (2x3L+)

944 929 Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 10:43 PM (MDgS

a lot of that going around these days, and given my new nick within my nick it is perhaps best I lurk rather than make housecalls....

Friendly advice if you *can* PCS to a new town do it before the college kids start devouring your real estate options at breakneck speed...

River Styx Montana has a housing shortage it seems.

Posted by: sven at August 25, 2015 10:46 PM (BXOyX)

945 Buzzion, God rest his Nick, would have wanted us to be happy.

Posted by: simplemind at August 25, 2015 10:47 PM (BTnAK)

946 Wait. What if we're all dead...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:47 PM (39g3+)

947 Sven.....can you see Buzzion?


Can you talk to him?

What is it like on that side?

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 10:47 PM (MDgS8)

948 I just want to know how to pronounce Buzzion.

Just like the French would, but worse.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at August 25, 2015 10:48 PM (k9qR4)

949 I see Buzzion.

Posted by: 6th sense kid at August 25, 2015 10:48 PM (AfKa+)

950 938 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 10:45 PM (fgSDS)

One bad thing about Ms10077's laptop is like the GOP it drops half the platform between posts....

Posted by: sven at August 25, 2015 10:48 PM (BXOyX)

951 Wait. What if we're all dead...

Again?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 25, 2015 10:48 PM (YJmuy)

952 Can't believe thread is going on 1000 posts about a fake wake.

Too funny.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 10:49 PM (zyIlW)

953 "You, RK, have a very good night."

What? I didn't say nothing.


L'Elle! L'Elle!



She's gone.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:49 PM (x9e6V)

954 What is this Buzzion thing of which you speak? I don't get it.

Posted by: Swamprat at August 25, 2015 10:49 PM (+KkQ0)

955 947 Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 10:47 PM (MDgS

There is a LOT of shuffleboard here, and too much backgammon...

wait Ginger Rogers is doing the limbo...

Posted by: sven "Charon" 10077 at August 25, 2015 10:50 PM (BXOyX)

956 "Great management." That's his solution? Great fucking management?

Because nobody thought that hiring good people and managing them properly was a good idea before?

The
reason we have an immigration problem is because the current president
isn't enforcing the law. It is a choice being made by the current
administration. "Great management" doesn't have shit to do with it.

It amazes me that people buy this simplistic bullshit as if it were a real policy program of any seriousness.


Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 25, 2015 10:22 PM (ljZD2)
He good have said that current leadership is nothing but lackadaisical ass drizzle and it flows downhill from there, as you could have too, but same-same.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2015 10:50 PM (NaeCR)

957 L'ell too eh. What's going on a plague?

Posted by: simplemind at August 25, 2015 10:50 PM (BTnAK)

958 I see Buzzion.


Posted by: 6th sense kid>>>



Spoiler alert Buzzion is Bruce Willis

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 10:50 PM (9ET6q)

959 Wait. What if we're all dead...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:47 PM (39g3+)


Uht ohes. Get some Ubik, Jory!

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at August 25, 2015 10:50 PM (k9qR4)

960 Before he died, Buzzion told me to run for President.

Posted by: Joke Biden at August 25, 2015 10:50 PM (72jnu)

961 Just like the French would, but worse.

So.. BuzzYAWNN


wait Ginger Rogers is doing the limbo...


So its not all bad then

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:50 PM (39g3+)

962 Buzzion, gone. Sven, gone. And who else? Always in threes.

I used to hear Buzzion say that.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 25, 2015 10:51 PM (1CroS)

963 "Wait. What if we're all dead..."

Then I'm going to kick you in the crotch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:51 PM (x9e6V)

964 Is it the nice Ginger Rogers or the evil Ginger Rogers?

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 10:51 PM (MDgS8)

965 She's gone.

Sorry, man: https://youtu.be/_K-dGM2tuK8

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 25, 2015 10:51 PM (YJmuy)

966 Maybe Lionel Richie will play her wake.

Posted by: simplemind at August 25, 2015 10:52 PM (BTnAK)

967 952 Can't believe thread is going on 1000 posts about a fake wake.

Too funny.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 10:49

Peruvia a fake country was a hoot too

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 10:53 PM (fgSDS)

968 I think we all are mostly dead. Half of us are looking for a fight and to go out fighting. The other half of us are looking for a fight where we don't die trying.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2015 10:53 PM (2x3L+)

969 He's finally gone Finally.

Posted by: the chicken at August 25, 2015 10:53 PM (AfKa+)

970 Coroner stated the cause of death, was that some Moron really put a bad mood into the Trump thread, earlier.

Was a Buzzion Kill.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2015 10:53 PM (McRlu)

971 964 Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 10:51 PM (MDgS

It's the selfless Ginger Rogers from The Love Boat

Posted by: sven at August 25, 2015 10:53 PM (BXOyX)

972 967,

That was hilarious also.

But I think the Kaboom one trumps them all.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 10:54 PM (zyIlW)

973 Was thinking more like "buzz-JAWN". France is part of Philadelphia, yeah?

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at August 25, 2015 10:54 PM (k9qR4)

974 We all know ramen is nature's most perfect food. The question is "why?"

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 25, 2015 10:54 PM (u5gzz)

975 Because nobody thought that hiring good people and managing them properly was a good idea before?

To be honest? This actually worked with me because I can tell the management in Washington DC is crappy and has been for decades. Like it attracts a mix between the worst hipster causeheads from PCU and Bill Lumburgh from Office Space. Middle management zealots who are driven by their cause and micromanaging everyone's lives.

So yeah, better management sounds like a damn fine idea.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:54 PM (39g3+)

976 974,

It. Just. Is.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 10:55 PM (zyIlW)

977 kaboom thread changed my life.

Posted by: simplemind at August 25, 2015 10:55 PM (BTnAK)

978 > I just want to know how to pronounce Buzzion.

Middle English, from Anglo-French: oignon. Insert sibilant s.

Posted by: merriam-webster at August 25, 2015 10:55 PM (ImGfd)

979 I am NOT leaving.....

screw the threes...

//Abe Vigoda dancing in a graveyard

Posted by: sven at August 25, 2015 10:55 PM (BXOyX)

980 Peruvia a fake country was a hoot too

Peruvia is in the heart, Jack.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at August 25, 2015 10:56 PM (m9V0o)

981 Im kinda thinking that trump may have a thing for the meg....

Posted by: E.T. at August 25, 2015 10:56 PM (yq4gk)

982 lol simplemind,

Cleared some shit up in mine.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 10:56 PM (zyIlW)

983 We will all know Buzzion is really dead if he or some ghost sock facsimile is first on the ONT

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 10:56 PM (9ET6q)

984 The question is "why?"

Because it is cheap, can be eaten raw, cooked as a soup, cooked into stir fry as noodles, and used as a floatation device in a pinch. And its dirt cheap.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:57 PM (39g3+)

985 Buzzion may be dead but you know what is still alive......Patakimania.

Posted by: The Commentor Who Always Yells Patakimania at August 25, 2015 10:57 PM (/HC6x)

986 I think we all are mostly dead. Half of us are looking for a fight and to go out fighting. The other half of us are looking for a fight where we don't die trying.


I just don't want to die bewildered.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 10:57 PM (MDgS8)

987 " I just want to know how to pronounce Buzzion. "


Butt-muncher.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:57 PM (x9e6V)

988 >>>> L'ell too eh. What's going on a plague?
Posted by: simplemind at August 25, 2015 10:50 PM (BTnAK)

Who are you? I don't reply back to strangers on the blog.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2015 10:57 PM (2x3L+)

989 I saw Ramos on Fusion afterward. His version was that he thought it was his turn, so he started asking a question. In the middle of the question, Trump sent two guys to push him out of the room.

I guess he's been smoking weed a long time.

Posted by: bk in tx at August 25, 2015 10:57 PM (AyAyC)

990 I realized that as a cheerio kid, I was good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me.

Posted by: simplemind at August 25, 2015 10:57 PM (BTnAK)

991 I gotta admit that in my curmudgeonliness, I did not get the Kaboom thread. At all. It completely eluded my funnybone. I felt left out. Everyone had so much fun and it just made me scratch my head.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:58 PM (39g3+)

992 Im kinda thinking that trump may have a thing for the meg....

After today, I'm kinda' thinkin' he's gonna' have to get in line.

Posted by: Jordan NightBoot at August 25, 2015 10:58 PM (iiym6)

993 Posted by: the chicken at August 25, 2015 10:53 PM (AfKa+)

Why did YOU cross the road?

Was Buzz on the other side?

Posted by: Frank Perdue at August 25, 2015 10:58 PM (hRytD)

994 Im kinda thinking that trump may have a thing for the meg....>>>

There is nothing to point to a predilection for hot blondes in his past is there?

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 10:58 PM (9ET6q)

995 989,

Who?

Trump or Ramos tokes up?

If Trump, he just secured the pothead vote.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 10:59 PM (zyIlW)

996 "I think we all are mostly dead. Half of us are looking for a fight and to go out fighting. The other half of us are looking for a fight where we don't die trying."


Hmmm.

Hmmm.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 10:59 PM (x9e6V)

997 All right. I am late. Can I get a pithy explanation of the Buzzion thing? Thanks.

Sincerely,

His Excellency, Mallamutt Da Da, RINO President for Life and Supreme Commander of all Establishment Troops, Conquerer of Puritans in General and AOSHQ in Particular.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 25, 2015 10:40 PM (/HC6x)



Buzzion is dead. Like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 25, 2015 10:59 PM (0NdlF)

998 Buzzion died eating Kaboom in Peruvia???

Posted by: crossing the memes at August 25, 2015 10:59 PM (72jnu)

999 Ramos, well...

Stands to reason.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 11:00 PM (zyIlW)

1000 998,

That'll do it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 11:00 PM (zyIlW)

1001 I don't reply back to strangers on the blog.

Aren't we all strange here? Admittedly some stranger than others...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 11:00 PM (39g3+)

1002 Question for any lefties who back Ramos because Trump won't go on Ramos's show: Should Greta, Megyn, Hannity, and O'Reilly start taking over all of Hillary's press conferences because she won't go on Fox?

Oh wait - silly me. She does like one press conference a decade so who cares.

Posted by: bk in tx at August 25, 2015 11:00 PM (AyAyC)

1003 Poor ol' Buzz, he's a taken a lot shit today.



Me too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 11:01 PM (x9e6V)

1004 1001,

Feature, not a flaw.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 11:01 PM (zyIlW)

1005 997 Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 25, 2015 10:59 PM (0NdlF)

We are NOT in fact dead and the duck *can* carry the coconut...

please refrain at once from further insinuations or pronouncements...

//The Firm of Shakespeare, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern

Posted by: sven at August 25, 2015 11:01 PM (BXOyX)

1006 Can I get a pithy explanation of the Buzzion thing?

Check the sidebar notes, there's a little background in the link after Buzz's touching memorial song.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 11:01 PM (39g3+)

1007 I gotta admit that in my curmudgeonliness, I did not get the Kaboom thread. At all. It completely eluded my funnybone. I felt left out. Everyone had so much fun and it just made me scratch my head.

Sorry Christopher.

Technically the funnybone isn't funny at all.

In fact it hurts like hell.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 11:02 PM (MDgS8)

1008 "Who are you? I don't reply back to strangers on the blog."

simple posts around. Eh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 11:03 PM (x9e6V)

1009 Say you. Say. Me. Buzzion old friend.

Posted by: simplemind at August 25, 2015 11:03 PM (BTnAK)

1010 I'm not strange I was born this way!

Posted by: Couch Fucker at August 25, 2015 11:03 PM (z6X+C)

1011 "Good Management???"

Trump: Wrong diagnosis of the problem.

Wrong solution. Wrong for America.

But damn right for Peruvia!

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2015 11:04 PM (laMCB)

1012 I'm expecting the next Trump presser where Ramos is in the room whining "I ha the rrright" that Trump will throw out a question like: "Do the rest of you want me to call on him or would you rather have time for questions from about ten of you instead?"

Posted by: bk in tx at August 25, 2015 11:05 PM (AyAyC)

1013 "Me too."

God, did I fuck that up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 11:05 PM (x9e6V)

1014 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 25, 2015 07:50 PM (OMXTD)

He supported McCain and Romney(though he endorsed Gingrich first). He also supported Reagan and was a guest at the 1988 RNC Convention.

Posted by: JustSaying at August 25, 2015 11:06 PM (2qO9A)

1015 By its self, this doesn't necessarily mean anything but combined with his rhetoric and actions in the past...

Ramos reveals his daughter works for Hillary campaign

http://tinyurl.com/okpz2au

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 11:06 PM (39g3+)

1016 As a Kaboom kid myself (yes, the Commissary sold that shit), I howled.

Understandable that you don't get the humor, Christoper "I Haz Capt Crunch" Taylor.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 11:07 PM (zyIlW)

1017 >>> Aren't we all strange here? Admittedly some stranger than others...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 11:00 PM (39g3+)

Yes, you, Christopher Taylor, are particularly strangle. Does that make you feel better. Less strange?

You're welcome.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2015 11:07 PM (2x3L+)

1018 To be honest? This actually worked with me because I
can tell the management in Washington DC is crappy and has been for
decades. Like it attracts a mix between the worst hipster causeheads
from PCU and Bill Lumburgh from Office Space. Middle management zealots
who are driven by their cause and micromanaging everyone's lives.



So yeah, better management sounds like a damn fine idea.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 25, 2015 10:54 PM (39g3+)

I work in that realm, it is so bad that sr management only puts a half-hearted effort into promoting qualified people - the like (like-like) people just like themselves, who want to be in-charge - who really cares if they actually know what their subordinates are doing, as long as they 'manage' them.
I now have a new "engineering-manager" who has worked on a total of TWO projects that my little agency deals with (new manager is the least experienced person in the office, average person has worked at least thirty projects), but that is OK because it's not like we are the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, more like the FAA... but the new guy really wants to 'manage' and even took a night class or two in 'management.

And that competence flows down.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2015 11:07 PM (NaeCR)

1019 Technically the funnybone isn't funny at all.



In fact it hurts like hell.

Cracks up everyone who sees it in my family. We might be slightly twisted.

Posted by: Dartist at August 25, 2015 11:07 PM (ahBY0)

1020

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 25, 2015 11:07 PM (W5DcG)

1021 Ramos reveals his daughter works for Hillary campaign

No worries. He is a professional and impartial journalist.

Stop laughing!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 25, 2015 11:07 PM (0NdlF)

1022 kaboom thread changed my life.


Posted by: simplemind

But was it for the better or worse?

Kaboom. Is there anything it can't do?


Bring back Buzzion? Probably not.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...not Spartacus at August 25, 2015 11:08 PM (+1T7c)

1023 maybe trump will offer megyn an exclusive interview

Posted by: lace wings at August 25, 2015 11:08 PM (AfKa+)

1024 In honor of Buzzion's passing, there will be no ONT.

Posted by: The Management at August 25, 2015 11:09 PM (ImGfd)

1025 1024,

That's some bullshit right there.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 11:09 PM (zyIlW)

Posted by: The Management at August 25, 2015 11:10 PM (ImGfd)

1027 In honor of Buzzion's passing, there will be no ONT.


Let's not be silly now.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 11:10 PM (MDgS8)

1028

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 25, 2015 11:11 PM (W5DcG)

1029 eleven!

What do you think of S&B preseason thus far?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 11:11 PM (zyIlW)

1030 Let's not be silly now.


Posted by: eleven


This not Camelot, but it is sometimes a very silly place.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...not Spartacus at August 25, 2015 11:11 PM (+1T7c)

1031 "In honor of Buzzion's passing, there will be no ONT."


No Missing Man Formation?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 11:12 PM (x9e6V)

1032 Posted by: Cruzinator at August 25, 2015 07:26 PM (kvhal)

Other than the one Romney(whom he did not care for and reluctantly supported) quote about immigration he has been against illegal immigration from his 1980's NYT interview to his 2011 book to his 2013 CPAC Speech. He has talked about it on FOX as well but they choose to only keep repeating the one quote that makes him look bad.

Posted by: JustSaying at August 25, 2015 11:12 PM (2qO9A)

1033 maybe trump will offer megyn an exclusive interview


Posted by: lace wings


But first........

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...not Spartacus at August 25, 2015 11:13 PM (+1T7c)

1034 What do you think of S&B preseason thus far?


Guardedly optimistic.

Our secondary is the weak spot. I like pretty much everything else tho...

Real high on Derek Carr.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 11:13 PM (MDgS8)

1035 1034,

I might have to have that played on a loop.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 11:14 PM (zyIlW)

1036 The O-line looks pretty damn good so far.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 11:16 PM (MDgS8)

1037 I think Ramos claim to have 'a right' to ask a question spoke volumes.

I would point out to him that he is a guest, but only so long as it observes the etiquette.

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at August 25, 2015 11:16 PM (9mTYi)

1038 Crap. Off Gordy sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2015 11:16 PM (9mTYi)

1039 Which is yuuuuge.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 11:16 PM (MDgS8)

1040 In Spanish, yuge is spelled "lluge".

Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at August 25, 2015 11:16 PM (tqHgG)

1041 g'night. 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 25, 2015 11:17 PM (KCxzN)

1042 Oh I guess we all look the same to you?

Posted by: the second Univision reporter at August 25, 2015 11:18 PM (VdICR)

1043 What do you think of S&B?

Sellier & Belliot is pretty good ammo for the money.

Posted by: poof- now a gun thread? at August 25, 2015 11:18 PM (ImGfd)

1044

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 25, 2015 11:20 PM (9mTYi)

1045 eleven,

Same here...

What kinda freaks me out a little is imagining Trump as President.

I told a commenter here that the Raiders were more likely to be in SB 50 than Trump becoming president...

Trump president.

Raiders Win SB 50.

Truly, verily, that SMOD is about to make a Hector Camacho entrance, with SAW a-blazing.

Life just isn't that awesome.

So I'll settle for a 7-9 season for my Raiders...and maybe make the playoffs.

But yeah, the secondary is a big concern...and I'm losing a bit of confidence with DJ Hayden, plus he has a bit of a funky attitude.

Always thought he was drafted a bit too high for someone who's heart gave up the ghost during a game. Having your heart almost knocked out of your chest does a number on the psyche, so there's that lingering fear of getting hit.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 25, 2015 11:21 PM (zyIlW)

1046 In Spanish, yuge is spelled "lluge".>>>

And pronounced YUUUUGE kinda like Goal is GOOOOOOAAALLL

Posted by: Willy J at August 25, 2015 11:21 PM (9ET6q)

1047 No Missing Man Formation?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

(neigh)

Posted by: Riderless Horse at August 25, 2015 11:22 PM (9mTYi)

1048 He got my vote just for throwing that arrogant weasel out.

Nobody else would even think of doing this.

Posted by: bopiddy at August 25, 2015 11:22 PM (9HJf4)

1049 Hasta. We lost us a good on one today. Tomorrow we rebuild.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2015 11:22 PM (x9e6V)

1050 ont

Posted by: lace wings at August 25, 2015 11:23 PM (AfKa+)

1051 ONT, Fuckers

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2015 11:23 PM (Ck8hC)

1052 And because no one asked, a flying Buick

http://preview.tinyurl.com/kxemdwj

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 25, 2015 11:23 PM (hVdx9)

1053 They should have opened the door with the gardeners head.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 25, 2015 11:24 PM (4BnzD)

1054 If the road to bustville was from LA to NY, DJ Hayden would be about 30 minutes from the Lincoln Tunnel.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 11:25 PM (MDgS8)

1055 Posted by: JustSaying at August 25, 2015 11:12 PM (2qO9A)

He was against illegal immigration? You don't say. You do know that every politician is against illegal immigration. Again, what is your explanation for his position in 2012? I suppose it's the same explanation that's always given by Trump supporters for his contradictory statements. It's just Trump being Trump.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 25, 2015 11:25 PM (kvhal)

1056 Realistically, Trump has about a 1:5 chance of being President.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2015 11:26 PM (MDgS8)

1057 Only McCain and Romney are electable. Well no.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 25, 2015 11:30 PM (4BnzD)

1058 How do you say, "You're fired" in Spanish? That would have been awesome and so unexpected.

Posted by: RGallegos at August 25, 2015 11:30 PM (49Jfq)

1059 Vamoos. Undelay.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 25, 2015 11:31 PM (4BnzD)

1060 "Yeah, the Trumpster needs to let this Megyn thing go."

She started the shit and keeps bringing Trump up. All she has to do is zip her lips. Good for Trump.

Posted by: mossomo at August 25, 2015 11:35 PM (J1IeP)

1061 I'm perfectly fine with Trump still going after Megyn. She treated him abhorrently at the debate. Trump is going after her to rip the mask off Fox. For too long they have pretended to be the Base's friend when in fact they are Establishment -- the very Establishment who said they want to "punch the Tea Party in the nose". Sundance at Conservative Treehouse did a write-up on it today, it's two or three stories down the frontpage titled "Update: Video Brilliant Trump Deports Ramos" and also John Nolte's article on it at Breitbart. Trump is right to keep fighting.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 25, 2015 11:57 PM (xetep)

1062 Posted by: Cruzinator at August 25, 2015 07:26 PM (kvhal)

Trump has been consistent on immigration since at least 1999, I have no idea what you're talking about. www dotontheissues dot org slash donald_trump dot htm

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 26, 2015 12:02 AM (xetep)

1063 480 Buzzion finally got his shirt.

At the MoMee in the sky.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 25, 2015 09:01 PM (rHXGG)

Bless yer heart.

Posted by: Satan at August 26, 2015 12:06 AM (Vf5rR)

1064 I think Trump is a thin-skinned narcissistic blowhard (reminds me of someone whose job Trump wants), but he handled that interrupting reporter just right.

This is different from Trump still whining every other recess about that mean girl who gave him a wedgy on the playground weeks ago. In this case another reporter that Trump called on was asking his question, but Ramos kept trying to talk over the other reporter and Trump. Trump asked Ramos several times to wait his turn, but with Ramos still trying to talk over everybody, throwing him out was the only way for anybody else to be heard.

And letting Ramos back in to ask questions after he calmed down was a smart move by Trump. It showed Trump didn't eject Ramos because he was afraid of his questions, just that Ramos needed to learn some manners before being allowed to rejoin the grownups.

From some comment or tweet wherever - "he was deported, then let back in"

Posted by: gensec at August 26, 2015 01:19 AM (O+6LQ)

1065 One deportation down, 11-30 million to go. You have to tighten up that security Donald, we can't have them sneaking back in.

Posted by: Africanis at August 26, 2015 02:25 AM (ibItF)

1066 That's the whole problem, they think they can sneak to the front of the line.

Posted by: mossomo at August 26, 2015 03:00 AM (J1IeP)

1067 All in all side from the pure delight of him tossing an agitator dressed as a reporter, who tried to take over the news conference.
Trump handled it as perfectly as I think anyone could have.

1. Give the agitator enough rope to hang himself with the constant interruptions.

2. Boot the agitator.

3. Let the agitator back in and engage him on a few questions, disembowel and let him limp on back home (Home to be determined).

Trump retains control of the news conference, thinks fast on his feet and allows the agitator back in and then uses the opportunity to further his stance on immigration.

Regardless of if one thinks Trump's views are correct or not. Ramos really stood out as a rude, petty man that he is by the time it was all said and done. A decent portion of the media will spin it otherwise, the WP has started the ball rolling in that regard but most people know in their hearts what took place and are having none of it.

Trump took a good while to grow on me that's for sure. He has had my attention for the past couple of weeks. I know the good and bad about him, realize that he is being intentionally vague but he is a fighter. That was one of the main reasons that I liked Walker, the guy fights albeit in a more political way.
At this point Trump has shown "me" that he is much more than a celebrity and the other candidates that I like are going to have to show "me" some serious mojo to get a second look.

Posted by: Drider at August 26, 2015 04:21 AM (6Xbsz)

1068 Jorge Ramos might as well be a shill for the Mexican government because he is more interested in advocating for policies that benefit Mexico than he is about advocating for policies that benefit the U.S.. Sorry, having 15% of Mexico's working age population in the U.S. does not benefit the U.S.. Having Mexican criminals roaming around our cities committing heinous crimes does not benefit the U.S., either. Jorge Ramos could careless about the Kate Steynle's. Ramos hates this country, and all he cares about is furthering the agenda of the Mexican gobierno.

Believe it or not Ramos actually became a citizen of the U.S., but from the way he talks about the U.S. and behaves, one would never know. He is a racist bigot, and he only cares about Hispanics. Why anyone running for office would bother even talking to this leftist operative is beyond me.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at August 26, 2015 06:05 AM (BCTRd)

1069 Trust me - when Fox News goes all in for Jeb Bush, and Kelly especially starts shilling for Bush, the feelings around here regarding Trump and Kelly will change.

I think we all know deep down Fox News is GOPe... it's only a matter of time before that mask comes off.

Posted by: Reality Man at August 26, 2015 06:56 AM (BNEdd)

1070 I always wanted to smack those yippy-yappy Chihuahuas with a board. He comes on like a coke fiend and does not shut up. He argues like my little sister with my mum, attack, that's it. All mouth, no ears. He'll devote the entire day to how Trump did not answer any of his questions while leaving open the questions why US need be the single nation with wide-open borders, why US need different policies than Mexico, why US need be Mexico's supine bitch.

Posted by: bour3 at August 26, 2015 07:19 AM (5x3+2)

1071 Facebook meme's are laughing at the irony:

Romas doesn't follow the rules, get tossed out. Then comes back in once he's agreed to follow the rules.

Romas just proved Trump's immigration plan.

Posted by: Fen at August 26, 2015 07:24 AM (LzTHP)

1072 Immigration is, in my opinion, a deliberate effort of the establishment to overthrow the culture, the country, and our liberties and cement their positions as a ruling class over the rest of us.
Posted by: Phil at August 25, 2015 09:35 PM (DjpfO)

Yup, and don't forget about that sweet, cheap labor.

Posted by: troyriser at August 26, 2015 08:31 AM (Bvf82)

1073 I think we all know deep down Fox News is GOPe... it's only a matter of time before that mask comes off.
Posted by: Reality Man at August 26, 2015 06:56 AM (BNEdd)

If the mask came off it would just show the face of Rupert Murdoch, just as it would with any large business entity since the guy or gal at the top essentially infuses the corporate structure with his or her 'vision', for lack of a better word. I gather Rupert is a fiscal conservative, largely indifferent to social issues. Is Rupert part of the Establishment? I'd guess not. He's an old school Aussie digger who made it on his own. I suspect a hardcase like Murdochhas little use for a pack of soft, entitled Country Club Republicans.

Posted by: troyriser at August 26, 2015 08:44 AM (Bvf82)

1074 "If the mask came off it would just show the face of Rupert Murdoch, just as it would with any large business entity since the guy or gal at the top essentially infuses the corporate structure with his or her 'vision', for lack of a better word."

Murdoch is a human locust. He fed off the land in his tiny hometown in rural Australia, moved to the big city down there and ripped off the government, essentially got thrown out and moved to London on the other side of the world and cut corners and exploited and violated England, and now this human insect has come here. He IS the face of the discredited, market-style international socialism known as "neoconservatism." Maybe Trump will destroy this maggot, too.

Posted by: Adios Jeb! at August 26, 2015 08:55 AM (pq97T)

1075 "He was fine until last night. Trump needs conservatives. Good job if you piss them off with attacks on Fox."

Why the hell would attacks on Fox piss conservatives off???? Stockholme Syndrome? Do conservatives really run around thinking Megyn Kelly is their avatar? I don't even think she's conservative. Pretty sure she's a feminist.

I'm not one, but this idea that conservatives are supposed to get pissed if you attack 'their' media is kind of Luntzian. Nobody likes any of the media.

Posted by: Not Mitt Romney at August 26, 2015 11:08 AM (TULs6)

1076 And where the hell did anyone get the idea that the 'manly' thing to do is apologize and grovel for what you said?

Posted by: Not Mitt Romney at August 26, 2015 11:18 AM (TULs6)

1077 Donald for PRES.we need him unlike Obama (liar & theif) There's got to be something wrong w your mind if after all he has not for this country.Trump has a proven track record to be winner not a liar and theif.So all u Trump haters (liberals & losers) remember pull your head out your ASS the man speaks the truth and that's something u don't get out of any other candidate.If the truth hurts then stick your head back up your ass and vote for the liar like u did last time.What kind people vote for the candidate because of their skin color.Thats plain ignorant and nothing but.

Posted by: John at August 26, 2015 09:07 PM (2fPFB)

1078 One thing Trump does is hit various topics that have not been talked about by almost anyone else.
He was trying to talk about gangs in the United States in the video.
Haven't heard any candidate talking about doing something about the gang problems we have in this country.
This is one of the reasons he is so popular at this time in the polls. He is hitting stuff no one else has talked about for the last 20 years or more.

Posted by: Heltau at August 26, 2015 11:17 PM (MXPs3)

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