#IBelieveRachel

I totally believe her in all her claims.


BTW, I enjoyed this quote I found at Hot Air. From The Spokesman-Review:

Dolezal, 37, avoided answering questions directly about her race and ethnicity Thursday, saying, “I feel like I owe my executive committee a conversation” before engaging in a broader discussion with the community about what she described as a “multilayered” issue.

“That question is not as easy as it seems,” she said after being contacted at Eastern Washington University, where she’s a part-time professor in the Africana Studies Program. “There’s a lot of complexities … and I don’t know that everyone would understand that.”

Later, in an apparent reference to the origins of human life in Africa, Dolezal added: “We’re all from the African continent.

Update: The NAACP has decided to believe her too.


That's a surprising decision -- surprising, because the NAACP seems to be avoiding the Race and Blood racist position they usually seem to take in favor of a more inclusive one.

Not sure if they'll stick to that.

Update: Are Othersouls Born in WrongSkins? USAToday falls for what I'm being told is a parody account, that trolls nonsense hoping to hook someone.

They caught a big fish this time. A big, dumb fish.

Posted by: Ace at 12:01 PM




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1 The first trans-racial American?

Don't be h8ters, serious you guys.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:02 PM (78TbK)

2 Obviously, the white man still has his boot on the neck of poor Rachel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 12:02 PM (oZr5y)

3 She transracist.

Posted by: Snafu at June 12, 2015 12:03 PM (bTy9+)

4 As American's first black President, I would like to stand behind Ms Dolezal.

And if she is willing to come down to my office lil Bill and I will.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 12, 2015 12:03 PM (78TbK)

5 See the pigment violence inherent in the system.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2015 12:04 PM (u82oZ)

6
Carrying over from the other thread.
Lizzy, I thought the Chappelle KKK sketch was comedy genius.
I did not see that it was about self hating blacks.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 12:04 PM (+aCe4)

7
Did Rachel invent the Opti-Grab?

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 12, 2015 12:04 PM (OD2ni)

8 #transfat

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 12:04 PM (VPLuQ)

9 Rachel has been carrying around a large manila envelope on her back ever since she was violated by threatening mail.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 12:04 PM (oZr5y)

10 Back off - this is my meme.

Posted by: Caitlyn at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (B3WUC)

11
The first trans-racial American?

No way. Hasn't anyone ever heard of "passing"?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (ZKzrr)

12 That's real retarded, sir

Posted by: Rachael Jeantel at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (LF5/M)

13 Someones going to the barrel. It' gotten gig in here.

Posted by: Snafu at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (bTy9+)

14 Halp us John Kerry, we're being repressed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (u82oZ)

15 You've got to watch the video of her being interviewed about this.

At one point the reporter (who obviously thinks it's all bullshit) says "So, in addition to this case, you had someone target your house too. Do you feel like the police have done enough to try to track down this person who's been terrorizing you?"

Hilarious.

Posted by: Lauren at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (MYCIw)

16 This woman obviously has mental issues. Why are you tormenting her. Are you some kind of ableist?

Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (voUxQ)

17 Just like claims of rape, we know claims of racism are never false, so we should obviously start firing some postal workers.

Posted by: liberal logic at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (8DXSv)

18 I feel pretty

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (+aCe4)

19 Its gotten big in here.

Posted by: Snafu at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (bTy9+)

20 Hey guys. I'm a teleporting elf.

Posted by: Icky Elf at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (6jUB7)

21 You'd think that when you'd faked your race and pulled off head of an NAACP branch, you'd keep your head down and not attract attention. But, then there's crazy.

Posted by: Old Hob at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (NBhge)

22 Another book I haven't read.
The Human Stain by some person 'Roth', but backwards.

Start at the end and read to the beginning?

Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (TUmPT)

23 How did ace even do this?

Posted by: Lauren at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (MYCIw)

24 Willowed
Do you guys remember the 80,s movie Soul Man?
She got her inspiration from it.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition greatest thing since before sliced bread at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (R8hU8)

25 Did ace Roger the blog?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (VPLuQ)

26 That was wild for a bit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (LA7Cm)

27 Seems fixed now.

Posted by: Snafu at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (bTy9+)

28 Did ace Roger the blog?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (VPLuQ)


Rodger, Rodger

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (S+el1)

29 She looks like Mrs. Sideshow Bob.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (YFFpo)

30
About time you got your sassy black ass over here, ace.

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (iQIUe)

31 Testes. One. Two.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (LLL5q)

32 "The first trans-racial American?"


I believe that would have to be Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (LA7Cm)

33 Do you feel like the police have done enough to try to track down this person who's been terrorizing you?"
___
Ah, Ms Dolezal this is the police. We have good news, bad news, and uhh other news.

The good news is we found the culprit of the hate crime against you, and as you guessed the individual is a lily-white racist.

The bad news is that we can tell you that we've tracked this person to your house...right now.

And the other...news is that we can also confirm you are the only person in the house.

Posted by: The local police at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (78TbK)

34 Best laughs I've had in a long time.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (oVJmc)

35 We are experiencing a malfunction in the blog. There is no danger. Please remain calm and exit the thread.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Security Department at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (oZr5y)

36
Are there reporters outside her house? job? If not, why not?

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (iQIUe)

37 This is going to be the gift that keeps giving.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (lIU4e)

38 The link to the Spokesman Review is jacked up.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)

39 This whole story is hilarious.Nice to get a chuckle while the world circles the bowl.

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2015 12:10 PM (sPO3u)

40 Her parents are obviously raycist bigots!

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at June 12, 2015 12:10 PM (LZEIy)

41 I'd hit it.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (nqiq9)

42 Dolezal....Dolemite? Coincidence?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (+aCe4)

43 You would be whacked too if you were the only kid in your neighborhood who lived in a teepee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (oZr5y)

44 I love that she claims to have been raised in a teepee.

Isn't this the time of year her Native American people would be hunting buffalo? Or would this be the time her African people would be hunting antelope?

So confusing...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (FsuaD)

45 'Leidensneid' is the term someone dropped in the last thread.

In German, it means 'suffering envy,' as in 'suffering the envy of others.'

That HAS to become part of the lexicon since it so well encapsulates the thinking of the SJWs.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (oVJmc)

46 So when the local NAACP chapter tries to kick her out are we going to schedule a protect march to attack their trans-hate? Maybe we could get Jenner down there if we don't give him the details.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (78TbK)

47 Poser!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (LZEIy)

48 The AoSHQ Security Department, so all is well?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (+aCe4)

49 I think I was willow'd in confusion in the last thread, but yes, I have seen the Sandra Lee Kwanza Cake episode.

I just love the phrase 'sentient kwanza cake' so much.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 12:12 PM (lIU4e)

50 Bitch be retarded. Sir.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at June 12, 2015 12:12 PM (FsuaD)

51 I bet her NAACCP also gets a bunch of threatening phone calls that the cops always trace to the inside the building.

Finally. A cop gets to look wide eyed at his boss and use the "It's coming from inside the house!" line.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 12:12 PM (t06LC)

52
MADtv - Dating an Octaroon

https://youtu.be/LK4DVMU7Crs

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:12 PM (kdS6q)

53 So, if the lefties love the trans-gender thing. Why shouldn't they embrace this woman? What if I love Maui so much that I have decided to identify myself as Hawaiian? I just feel it's "right" for me, it's my "right" as a person to identify with whatever I "want" to be. Just like Bruce Jenner & every other trans-gender. Right?

Posted by: Only PDX GOP at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (3aBcq)

54 Kwanza comes from deepest darkest San Diego.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (LLL5q)

55 Bobo keeps posting threatening messages to us Sasquatches. He claims he won't leave any more pizzas outdoors if we refuse to meet with him in person.

Can you get the Spokane police department to look into this? We really enjoy those pizzas he leaves out for us. TIA!

Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (Orv1g)

56 Maybe her actions are a symptom of PTSD from the time she was raped by velociraptors.

Posted by: Old Hob at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (NBhge)

57 Isn't this the time of year her Native American people would be hunting buffalo? Or would this be the time her African people would be hunting antelope?


Trust me, you didn't want to be in her suburb during the seasonal migration of the buffalo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (oZr5y)

58
MarkKirk just called and relayed an alternate post title for Ace:

Rachel Dolezal Is A Ho With No 'Fro

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (E9liA)

59 I think my genetic coding is messing with my reality.



Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (uPxUo)

60 Nothing screams "Kwanzaa Cake!" like corn nuts. And giant candles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (FsuaD)

61 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: scrood at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (3b9U4)

62 The bad news is that we can tell you that we've tracked this person to your house...right now.

Posted by: The local police at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM


The hate is coming from INSIDE the house!!!11!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (h4vJk)

63 Can you Hate Crime yourself?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (oVJmc)

64 That cop from #McKinney should claim he identifies as black. Seems to work.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (1xtIS)

65 Isn't this the time of year her Native American people would be hunting buffalo?

Or would this be the time her African people would be hunting antelope?



Not trampled by bison or elephant?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (yWfMC)

66 Not sure if they'll stick to that.
----------------

Apparently not. It seems missing now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (F2IAQ)

67 This whole story is hilarious.Nice to get a chuckle while the world circles the bowl.

I snorfled.

A. Lot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (0HooB)

68
Also:

Dolezal self-identifies as a Velociraptor, saying "Ultimately, we're all from Gondwanaland."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (kdS6q)

69 Kwanza comes from deepest darkest San Diego.

And is younger than me.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (oVJmc)

70 Can you Hate Crime yourself?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM


Grievance Studies professors seem to do it all the time.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (h4vJk)

71 If Obama had a daughter, she would look like Rachel!

Posted by: exhelodrvr at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (x4xDj)

72 She may have been trying to keep herself down.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (LLL5q)

73 We are experiencing a malfunction in the blog. There is no danger. Please remain calm and exit the thread.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Security Department



The tits are not calm. Repeat. The tits are not calm.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (yWfMC)

74 the she and Liz Warren act, you'd think being white was some kind of non privilege in academia.

Posted by: X at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (xGNLA)

75 Never go full Dolezal.

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at June 12, 2015 12:16 PM (LF5/M)

76
Yo-di-ladee-oooh!

Reeee-co-lah!

Can you dig it?

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 12:16 PM (JBggj)

77 Tits?

Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2015 12:16 PM (6xtq3)

78 Kwanza comes from deepest darkest San Diego.
***
...from some guy working for the CIA.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:16 PM (78TbK)

79 The tits are not calm. Repeat. The tits are not calm.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM


OK...what have you guys been saying to Jane D'oh?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:16 PM (h4vJk)

80 On the Crazy Lady scale of 1 - 10, I give Rachel six and a half cats.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Home of the Vulgar Boatman! at June 12, 2015 12:16 PM (hLRSq)

81 Deep thought: Why is "bra" singular and "Panties" plural?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (XUKZU)

82 I was born a poor black boy...

Posted by: Steve Martin at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (/EkKm)

83 the she and Liz Warren act, you'd think being white was some kind of non privilege in academia.


Fake black + fake Indian > fake Indian

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (oZr5y)

84 Maybe her parents are black, and don't realize it.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (x4xDj)

85 USA Today for the win.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (LA7Cm)

86
The tits are not calm. Repeat. The tits are not calm.

http://is.gd/QKoSeE

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (ZKzrr)

87 Warren/Dolezal 2016. A historic first

Posted by: Ma Bell at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (RLdcX)

88 I want to believe

Posted by: Fox Mulder at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (8t/08)

89 The tits are not calm. Repeat. The tits are not calm.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (yWfMC)

The legs are in the air. Repeat. The legs are in the air.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (S+el1)

90 The white woman is just doing the job the African Americans won't do.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (AC0lD)

91 C. Thomas Howell just called to say "Thanks for playing!"

Posted by: SGTYork at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (/yNLK)

92 Elizabeth Warren just e-mailed, "Hey, bitch. Knock off the fake Native American storyline. That's my schtick!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (FsuaD)

93 In German, it means 'suffering envy,' as in 'suffering the envy of others.'


Shouldn't that be "envying the suffering of others?"

/Mr. Language Person

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (0HooB)

94 Oh stewardess . . . I speak jive!

Posted by: Barbara Billingsly at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (NBhge)

95 Weasel,
Would you hit it?

Posted by: exhelodrvr at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (x4xDj)

96 sorry -- post was fragged. it's fixed now with a glorious update.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (PA7DS)

97 Did her family have cats when she was a child?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (F2IAQ)

98 So what was at that link?

Posted by: FDR's TV at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (ne2fm)

99 #IBelieveRachel

And how.

Posted by: Fauxahontas at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (4sdi3)

100 Well, sometimes I feel like I should be classified as a Wookie.

Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 12:19 PM (Orv1g)

101 As someone who is black, white, and injun, I find this story more than amusing.

Pity no one is happy with who they are anymore.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:19 PM (kmtse)

102
For extra Lulz, Dolezal's NAACP was involved when the city gave a "historic first" black commemoration to a white guy:

Dolezal said she was familiar with Oliver's name from references in books that researched the African-American community's roots in Spokane. She's seen a picture of bearded Oliver, who admittedly doesn't look African-American, but that doesn't really prove anything, she added.

"Visible identity is just one factor," Dolezal said. People of mixed race in that era often tried to pass as white "for purposes of survival," Dolezal said. "Now, that might be seen as a little bit of a traitorous act. Given the time, it's forgivable, looking back in hindsight."

Spokesman-Review 29 Apr. 2015

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:19 PM (kdS6q)

103 You know she had to be hardcore crazy for her own parents to get so fed up that they exposed her.

Posted by: wooga at June 12, 2015 12:19 PM (dwI4P)

104 Insty linked this guy
http://tinyurl.com/3pv58k3
Who it is not ok to mock.

Seriously don't start mocking him or you may lose 10 minutes to LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?feature=player_embedded
&v=3x1Lt4qBZi0

Posted by: DaveA at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM (DL2i+)

105 #StopTheHate
#TransIsBeautiful
#BringBackCThomasHowell

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM (78TbK)

106 Octaroon Nation!

MAdTv was the best.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM (lIU4e)

107 The woman is a nutbag so she should fit right in with the NAACP. And BTW, the NAACP has not been an organization dedicated to forwarding the black race in a long long time. They have proven that over and over,


Now they are nothing more than a sub-chapter of the Democratic Party and if we had an honest government they would not have tax free status.

Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM (GpgJl)

108 #wrongskin

There! I feel so much better now!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM (Orv1g)

109 When she applied for her job at the university did she receive a higher evaluation due to affirmative action by lying and claiming she was black?

Has anyone asked the university?

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM (iQIUe)

110 @95 - depends on the definition of 'it'!

Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (6xtq3)

111 Damnit beat by the update. Who knew comedy was a race.

Posted by: DaveA at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (DL2i+)

112 Links not work. Bob angry! Bob smash!

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (vgIRn)

113 "That question is not as easy as it seems," she said after being
contacted at Eastern Washington University, where she's a part-time
professor in the Africana Studies Program.



So much lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (FsuaD)

114 Jeb Bush just claimed that he has an imaginary friend named T-Boner.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (2+NAG)

115 Octoroon, not octaroon.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (kmtse)

116 MAdTv was the best.
=======


Yes, yes it was.

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (JBggj)

117 Keep the morality of this in mind as you consider the other attitudes and behaviors that the left is pushing as the new morality of our nation.

They are just making it all up, and with a complicit media whose to stop them?

Posted by: petunia at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (VoCyE)

118 When she applied for her job at the university did she receive a higher
evaluation due to affirmative action by lying and claiming she was
black?
___
Uh, I'm pretty sure just thinking this question is racist.

Posted by: Sen. Warren at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (78TbK)

119 The Jerk was not a documentary

Posted by: X at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (xGNLA)

120 Who ordered the whoop-ass fajita?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (nqiq9)

121 I saw Octaroon Nation open for Transcontinental Underground Railroad back in the late 60s.

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (VndSC)

122 When she applied for her job at the university did she receive a higher evaluation due to affirmative action by lying and claiming she was black?

Has anyone asked the university?

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM


FYNQ.

Posted by: Eastern Washington University at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (h4vJk)

123
What's that thing I always say?

Oh yeah.

IT'S ALL BULLSHIT.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (E9liA)

124 Best laughs I've had in a long time.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

I agree. It's taken the focus off the McKinney sideshow.

Posted by: fly gal at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (8TdcF)

125 OMG, Mad TV has a Chelsea in College skit. LOL.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (lIU4e)

126 This is the most outrageous thing I've ever seen!

Posted by: Ted Danson at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (LF5/M)

127 what if we were all WrongSkins, born into the bodies of other commenters?

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (PA7DS)

128 Say what again

Posted by: Octomom at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (8t/08)

129

it wasn't just the USAToday that quoted him, the BBC did too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:23 PM (qCMvj)

130 They caught a big fish this time. A big, dumb fish.

And this little one, too. I took the bait, the hook, line and sinker, too.

Then I read his Twatter feed. I felt like an idiot for a few nanoseconds before I started laughing uncontrollably.

Dude is almost as good at trolling as you, Ace.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:23 PM (0HooB)

131 nothing left to do but run for Senator on the democrat ticket.

Posted by: X at June 12, 2015 12:23 PM (xGNLA)

132 Some teen put on too much bronzer took a snap of herself and was ripped a new one on the internet. Why isnt this woman getting the same treatment with her blackface act?

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:23 PM (iQIUe)

133 127
what if we were all WrongSkins, born into the bodies of other commenters?

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (PA7DS)


Where's Hector??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:23 PM (FsuaD)

134 This is the most outrageous thing I've ever seen!
Posted by: Ted Danson at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM


Word.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (h4vJk)

135 Again: If one can choose their sex, why not their race?

And if the black people didn't see this coming . . . well, they deserve it. You hitched your wagon to the Church of the Perpetually Aggrieved. Did you really think you were the only Holy Victims qualified for canonization?

See, the gays are the new black. Latinos almost made the cut, but they go to church too much and too many of them vote for Republicans.

Supporting the gays is a lot easier--with all the same moral preening payoff--as supporting the blacks.
Because the gays are largely rich and well-off--they don't need your money or your time. And you get to go to nice parties in fancy places, not down to the ghettos and slums.

And here's the thing: You have to support the notion that it's normal for one to think they were born the wrong sex instead of that being a mental illness. Otherwise, you get into the very, very dangerous territory that "hey, maybe large chunks of other (homosexual) behavior is really a mental illness."

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (ZvKdv)

136

I get that "one's racial identity is not a qualifying criteria or disqualifying standard for NAACP leadership," but shouldn't blatantly LYING about one's racial identity be a disqualifying standard for NAACP leadership?

I mean, the problem is not that she's white; the problem is that she has spent decades LYING that she's black.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (o8Gus)

137 I wonder if the Obama administration would look the other way while I gather up some government contracts with my new persona as a Black/Eskimo handicapped woman?

Posted by: jwest at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (9ZZd+)

138 They are just making it all up, and with a complicit media whose to stop them?
***
The point of modern leftwing politics is not to advance any particular policy goal. It is to grand more power to the left.

Trans-racialism would not help the cause so this woman is doomed....though frankly the only difference between Dolezal and Jenner is that race is a fluid thing...and gender is NOT.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (78TbK)

139 ace - if you want to have fun, look back to the hashtag #CallMeHunter , around June 4th. Some guy, CityBoySizzle, parodied Jenner.

The key line is:
I am not black, I am white.
I am not Tyrone, I am Hunter

This is an impossibly funny story, probably the most concrete proof of a divinely ordained universe in the past year.

Posted by: Arkady at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (ET/v4)

140 Born with a big nose - check
Hair frizz treatment - check
Say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud - check

Okay, what's next? I got it. NAACP preezy.

Posted by: Hank at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (y0s0q)

141 "Word."


Dude....?

Posted by: Ray Charles at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (LA7Cm)

142 I wonder what Rachel's African/Native American names are?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (FsuaD)

143
Apparently, lying about race or making false police reports is not a disqualifying standard for NAACP leadership.

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (iQIUe)

144 If we're all wrongskins that will really confuse the Chinese hackers.

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (8t/08)

145 Is it just me or does it seem that all of the world's loonies are getting more active and visible this year than in the past? It doesn't seem a week goes by without some nutcase bursting loose with something or another.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Home of the Vulgar Boatman! at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (hLRSq)

146
Some teen put on too much bronzer took a snap of herself and was ripped a new one on the internet. Why isnt this woman getting the same treatment with her blackface act?
Posted by: Bruce




Speaking of which, we cool now too?

Posted by: Ted Danson in Black Face

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (kdS6q)

147 So, Dolezal has 'appropriated' 'passing'?
Circles within circles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (F2IAQ)

148 Stolen Pallor

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (2+NAG)

149 BTW, one wonders why she was claiming to be black in the first place. The NAACP has had whites in it since was first formed.


But considering her other "attributes" one can only come to the conclusion that she should be in a rubber room wearing a reverse overcoat with buckles.

Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (GpgJl)

150 So when is the 2015 Racial Draft?


http://tinyurl.com/pjb9o7v

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (fWAjv)

151 148,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (kmtse)

152 I mean, the problem is not that she's white; the problem is that she has spent decades LYING that she's black.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM


She misspoke.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (h4vJk)

153 The previous president of the Spokane NAACP said that most of their members were European and they'd had a European president back in the 1990s. Of course, she wasn't wearing blackface and pretending to be black like Rachel Dolezal, so... progress?

There's also the issue of a lot of organizations caught up in this don't want to admit they were duped by the white woman playing in her complex minstrel show, so they'll just pretend they're totes cool with all this. Because to do otherwise will make them look bad.

Posted by: elaine at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (Y0Piu)

154 The best part of that twitter troll, is that he is claiming 10% of people are transrace (or whatever his term is).

And the way he gets that number is by polling 10 people including himself. Hee.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (lIU4e)

155
what if we were all WrongSkins, born into the bodies of other commenters?

Like Freaky Friday...

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (ZKzrr)

156 No wonder she spoke with no discernible Negro dialect.

Posted by: Dingy Harry at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (LF5/M)

157 The bbc has since taken it down

Terminus Identity @primatemachine 3 hours ago

Too awesome! @GodfreyElfwick made it to BBC again, speaking her black woman truth!

pic.twitter.com/MIb7jAq3qG


you can read what the bbc said over at Godfrey's feed or Terminus's

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (qCMvj)

158 Stolen Pallor
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM


Too early for Thread Winnah?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (h4vJk)

159 I wonder if the Obama administration would look the other way while I
gather up some government contracts with my new persona as a
Black/Eskimo handicapped woman?
___
The Warren administration would get to the bottom of such an outrage! I will not stand by and see people abuse AA for their out racist benefit!

Posted by: Sen. Warren at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (78TbK)

160 I agree. She's trans-race. To fire her should bring flaming balls of internet hell on the NAACP.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (AC0lD)

161 Is "Darky" Dolezal a sister under the skin to Elizabeth "Fauxcahontas" Warren?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (Sda6L)

162 Hair frizz treatment - check
Say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud - check

__________________

Those have to be hair extensions. No way that hair is her own hair. There is no treatment that could make thin, limp blonde hair look like her hair looks now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (o8Gus)

163 what if we were all WrongSkins, born into the bodies of other commenters?

See - The Barrel is dissolving his hashtag.

Posted by: DaveA at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (DL2i+)

164 24 Yeh, Soul Man came to mind. Didn't the NAACP or those associated with it find that movie offensive? Strange how real life is not offensive.

Posted by: Wendy at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (KydDZ)

165 If we're referring to Rachel, I mean it's hit-able...

Two issues would decide - 1) number of beers consumed by hit-er, and b) is she talking?

Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (6xtq3)

166 When I first saw Tweets from that Godfrey guy I wasn't quite sure he was a parody.The left is so fucking whacky.

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (sPO3u)

167 Good for the NAACP, showing once again, it doesn't matter what a person's ethnicity is, as long as she is politically progressive.

So congratulations, ma'am: You are now more authentically black than Condoleezza Rice.

Posted by: JPS at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (jrGUD)

168 148 Stolen Pallor

I'm still laughing. Thanks.

Posted by: Hank at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (y0s0q)

169 Some teen put on too much bronzer took a snap of herself and was ripped a new one on the internet. Why isnt this woman getting the same treatment with her blackface act?
Posted by: Bruce
----------------

Ross gets a spray-on tan. Pretty funny:
http://tinyurl.com/k4qgjwl

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:28 PM (F2IAQ)

170 So we're now living in South Africa, where race is everything.

Posted by: Null at June 12, 2015 12:28 PM (xjpRj)

171 How would anyone know they were born with the wrong skin? Did they wake up one morning and say, "My skin is not my own?"

Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 12:28 PM (TUmPT)

172
Swiss Miss Milk Chocolate

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 12:28 PM (JBggj)

173 Eve was my mother.

Posted by: Cain at June 12, 2015 12:28 PM (W5DcG)

174 The film of Rachel's life story will star Charlize Theron, an actual African.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (FsuaD)

175
Rachel will never replace Aunt Jemima as the breakfast standard in America because she's a white bitch!

She may honk the brother's love stick, but she's still a honkey bitch!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (P330y)

176 I choose to judge her not by the color of her skin, but the content of her character. That would make her a lying sack of shit, of indeterminate color.

At last, Dr. King's dream has come true: skin color no longer matters, and you no longer have to go the Michael Jackson route to change it.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (iIzG7)

177 I also heard a rumor that Michael Jackson started out black.

All kinds of crazy stuff on the internet! What can you believe?

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (ME3Du)

178 Is it just me or does it seem that all of the world's loonies are getting more active and visible this year than in the past?
***
Our culture no longer marginalizes the insane, so it is hardly a surprise.

This is actually not surprising though as a complication of the hard left's take over of our culture.

A significant chunk of the left is mentally ill - at least as mental illness was defined before the left took over psychology...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (78TbK)

179 Is it just me or does it seem that all of the
world's loonies are getting more active and visible this year than in
the past? It doesn't seem a week goes by without some nutcase bursting
loose with something or another.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Home of the Vulgar Boatman! at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (hLRSq)


It seems that way to me, too. I don't know that they're getting more active, possibly just more visible owing to the democratization of the media. People whose babbling would once have been stifled - and quite rightly, too - now are heard, thanks to our open mic culture.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (oKE6c)

180 Ace
Admit it...

Godfrey is you.

Or AtC.

Or both.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (VPLuQ)

181 Can we all pretend to be black and get some respect from this lousy administration?

Posted by: Jaimo at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (9U1OG)

182 Can we check out Ben Jealous next?

I've never thought he looked black.

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (ME3Du)

183

Yep, the NAACP will protect liars, frauds, and criminals (see her position*) if they fit in their ideological tribe. Just wow.

*Falsified Application To Get City 'Police Oversight' Position, City 'Limited' Background Checks Because Didn't Want To Foreclose Applicants With Problems In Past...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (qCMvj)

184 I am stuck in this mega suburb where all the traffic lights have went out during lunch

And payday

With no ATMS

I'm going to sleep fk this

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 12, 2015 12:30 PM (8t/08)

185 She is also an artist, and a teacher.


http://tinyurl.com/q93j23x


Rachel Dolezal has fourteen years of experience as an exhibiting artist and has taught K-12 & college art lessons in public, private, and non-traditional school settings. Her works have been featured in The Artist's Magazine, shown in 13 states and displayed at the United Nations Headquarters in New York.


This is really working out for her.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 12:30 PM (fWAjv)

186 Debbie Wasserman Shultz / 2016

"Female and Blackish!"

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 12, 2015 12:30 PM (AC0lD)

187 We prefer the term "pigmentally challenged".

Posted by: a melanin handicapped Moron at June 12, 2015 12:30 PM (LF5/M)

188 born into the bodies of other commenters


Please don't let me be born into Ace's body. We all know where that bodies been.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 12:30 PM (S+el1)

189 Can you Hate Crime yourself?

-
I don't know but you can definitely abuse yourself.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 12:30 PM (XUKZU)

190
144 If we're all wrongskins that will really confuse the Chinese hackers.
They're all video game veterans, they'll have an app for that.

Posted by: Speller at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (hHs1b)

191 Ace
Admit it...

Godfrey is you.

Or AtC.

Or both.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM


Now that you mention it, has anyone seen the Empress lately?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (h4vJk)

192 "There's a lot of complexities ... and I don't know that everyone would understand that."

Lotta strands to keep straight in ole Duder's head.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (4CBaM)

193
Coincidentally, the new trade bill states that you can trade your skin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (ODxAs)

194 Quienes mas negra - Presidente Obama o Raquel Dolezal?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (nqiq9)

195 So skin color is no longer determinative of race. We'll have to go to something more definitive. Throw her a basketball, and see if she can dunk.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (oKE6c)

196 Can you Hate Crime yourself?


Wut? *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (FsuaD)

197 Stolen Pallor

Fuck, that's funny. And I second that for Thread Winner.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (0HooB)

198 They're coming to take me away ha-haa

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (W5DcG)

199 158 Stolen Pallor
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM


Too early for Thread Winnah?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (h4vJk)


Nope... and I concur.... shall we poll the jury?

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (qh617)

200 @136 is right, the issue isn't that Dolezal's white, but that she claimed to be black. The NAACP's statement COMPLETELY avoids the real issue.

Posted by: Bubba at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (bpn7O)

201 We no longer hide our mental illness in institutions. We celebrate our handicaps.

We are the people we have been waiting for.

Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (TUmPT)

202 "This is really working out for her."


It was quite the scam for a while.

Posted by: Ray Charles at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (LA7Cm)

203
Lord, that hairstyle:

static01.nyt.com/images/2015/06/13/us/13naacp-web/13spokane-web-superJumbo.jpg

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (kdS6q)

204 199
158 Stolen Pallor

Yeah, winner.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (AC0lD)

205 I'm a fat, hairy 50-something but I identify as a 20-year-old porn star, so you must be turned on by me or else you're a H8ter. Wocka-chicka, baby.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (RD7QR)

206 And in related news, the Onion has decided to shut down. Truth is now more outrageous than their parody.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (k2QA3)

207 LA NAACP on the movie Soul Man:

Los Angeles NAACP chapter calls soul Man movie racist


http://tinyurl.com/psea8bu

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (78TbK)

208 She should know.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/trans-racist.jpg

Posted by: mindful webworker - grumpy today with a chance of frowns at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (hpmES)

209 Throw her a basketball, and see if she can dunk.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (oKE6c)


Does she have any rhythm?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (S+el1)

210 In addition to cultural education, art instruction, and her other leadership roles, Rachel is involved in gardening, cooking, black hair styling, modeling, and serves as PR Committee Chair & Treasurer for a non-profit Board of Directors.
----


Yep. Gift that keeps giving and giving.




Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (fWAjv)

211 "Stolen Pallor

Fuck, that's funny. And I second that for Thread Winner."

Yeh...that's a wrap..




Next thread please.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (VPLuQ)

212 Nope... and I concur.... shall we poll the jury?

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (qh617)


Yep. My vote for thread winnah.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (nqiq9)

213
Rachel could easily become a Kardashian, especially with her history of dicking the bro's.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (P330y)

214 "before engaging in a broader discussion of ... a multi-layered issue."


Translation: "I lied."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (oKE6c)

215 a leftwing movement ain't shit until it gets some cracker fired.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (nmqrH)

216 Adds "yes" vote to Stolen Pallor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (FsuaD)

217 I saw this documentary about a kid who disappeared in TX. Some french moroccan claimed to be the missing kid. Forget the fact that he lived in france, was arab and looked it and that he spoke heavily accented english, and didnt look like the kid, people believed him.


I can understand families who are distraught and want to believe, but everyone else shd get a clue.

It's scarey how gullible people are including on conservative blogs.

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (iQIUe)

218 I was born, a poor black child....

Posted by: Comdedy, becoming Reality at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (qh617)

219 what if we were all WrongSkins, born into the bodies of other commenters?

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (PA7DS)



Well, it is Friday. I suppose it could be a freaky one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Home of the Vulgar Boatman! at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (hLRSq)

220 I truly live in a age of wonderment, where men are women and women are men; where black is white and white is black. So much for all those immutable characteristics from civil rights laws, eh?

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (6r2Z/)

221 Imagine the nerve of that bitch - pretending to be a minority for her own aggrandizement!

Posted by: Liz Warren at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (oKE6c)

222 "I'm a fat, hairy 50-something but I identify as a 20-year-old porn star, so you must be turned on by me or else you're a H8ter. Wocka-chicka, baby."

----

You never stated if you're male or female.

Or am I a hater? I should be turned on by either, right?

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (ME3Du)

223 I have always wanted to be one of the last Russian nobility. Call me Princess Tatiana today. I am also 23 and looking hot (I am wearing a velvet royal day dress with crown jewels in hem...it is hot. I am hot). I do not care what DNA says, I am Tatiana Romanova. My friends call me "Tat."

I love...love...that the NAACP say race does not matter.

I wonder of our dear beloved Liawatha is cringing a bit today. Of course, who would know as she is always cringing with that permanent lib frown. Ward Churchill. We can all be who we wanted to be.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (FCPu0)

224 Now that you mention it, has anyone seen the Empress lately?

Her Malevolence received her weekly tour of the Ravage paddocks just this morning.

She used the word, "adequate." Here's hoping I get to sleep inside this weekend.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (0HooB)

225 Fair is fair. If a biological male can claim to become a woman and be called courageous, then a biological Caucasian can claim to be black, and should be accounted the same level of adoration. You made the bed, lefties. Now sleep in it.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (PtTYB)

226 Let me guess, she teaches a class on Race and Identity in Tropic Thunder.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (nFdGS)

227 "before engaging in a broader discussion of ... a multi-layered issue."


Translation: "I lied."

**

or "I hope I can convince stupid people that these words sound smart"

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (nmqrH)

228 Stolen Pallor - Slam dunk

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (F2IAQ)

229 LA NAACP on the movie Soul Man:

Los Angeles NAACP chapter calls soul Man movie racist

http://tinyurl.com/psea8bu


Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM


Nah...consistency was just made up by the white man to oppress minorities, amirite?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (h4vJk)

230 Are short people going to start identifying as tall, and we will be compelled by law to treat them as such?

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:35 PM (ME3Du)

231 Apparently, lying about race or making false police reports is not a disqualifying standard for NAACP leadership.

-
Damn near a requirement.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 12:35 PM (XUKZU)

232 132 Some teen put on too much bronzer took a snap of herself and was ripped a new one on the internet.

She's moar pretty, so the uglyprogmob rage is magnified.

Posted by: wooga at June 12, 2015 12:35 PM (dwI4P)

233 Been shopping have not read the comments.


Has anyone mentioned she was married to a Black man and her parents had adopted FOUR Black children?


The Black man divorced her.


This family has some serious identity issues.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:35 PM (0FSuD)

234 Are short people going to start identifying as tall, and we will be compelled by law to treat them as such?
***
Online dating sites hardest hit.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:35 PM (78TbK)

235 It's so wonderful to be white.

(Nobody ever asks me if I'm "white enough".)

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at June 12, 2015 12:36 PM (M98k8)

236 " I truly live in a age of wonderment, where men are women and women are men; where black is white and white is black. So much for all those immutable characteristics from civil rights laws, eh?"


Truth is no longer provable. Reality is not what it seems.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 12:36 PM (LA7Cm)

237 Are short people going to start identifying as tall, and we will be compelled by law to treat them as such?

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:35 PM


Hmmm.....this idea has merit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:36 PM (h4vJk)

238 Next up: politicians self-identifying as not white, not black, but orange.

Bet on it.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 12, 2015 12:36 PM (iIzG7)

239 201 We no longer hide our mental illness in institutions. We celebrate our handicaps.

We are the people we have been waiting for.

Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (TUmPT)



We are the people we have been avoiding on the street all these years.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:37 PM (oKE6c)

240 Oh, and flying monkeys, that has to be spray on tan. Or she spends every day in tanning bad ala Crist.

Her hair varies and that is no biggie (see: Mooch wighat collection).

This is great. She must be in bed with covers over her curls today, chomping down xanax.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 12:37 PM (FCPu0)

241 238 Next up: politicians self-identifying as not white, not black, but orange.

Bet on it.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 12, 2015 12:36 PM (iIzG7)


Ummm....

Posted by: John Boehner at June 12, 2015 12:37 PM (vgIRn)

242 Next up: politicians self-identifying as not white, not black, but orange.

----

Oompa-Loompas?

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:37 PM (ME3Du)

243 Rachel - the worst kind of racist.

Rachel believes she can excel as a black person, but not as a white. In her mind, she's the secretly capable person running in the Special Olympics.

Would her "art" be shown if she was white? Would she have a teaching job if she were just another pale girl from the suburbs?

Posted by: jwest at June 12, 2015 12:37 PM (9ZZd+)

244 Truth is no longer provable. Reality is not what it seems.
___
You see, if you think the right thoughts, good things will happen.

If you think wrong thoughts, bad things will happen.

You don't have to actually do anything though.

Isn't it easy once you get it?

Posted by: The Left at June 12, 2015 12:37 PM (78TbK)

245 219 what if we were all WrongSkins, born into the bodies of other commenters?

You mean like AtC in Fenelon Spoke?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (nqiq9)

246
Sam samwhiteout

#CaitlynJenner IS a woman.
#RachelDolezal is NOT black.




*shakes head*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (kdS6q)

247 Thanks for the votes, y'all.

It needed no elaboration.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (2+NAG)

248 WTF?

Posted by: Baron von Munchausen at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (Spluw)

249 There was an R&B bandleader popular in the 1950's who went by the name of "Johnny Otis." He had an early rock and roll hit called "Willie and the Hand Jive", a double-entendre song that has been covered by many people. Anyway, he was of Greek parentage, but he so embraced black culture that he began to pass himself of as a light-skinned black. He married a black woman and became a preacher serving a black community in California for many years. And with the name "Johnny Otis" and his R&B success, no one ever questioned it.
Now, I don't know Rachel's motivation. But maybe she really thinks she is black.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (EHnoG)

250 So, I'm trying to get this right. Is Rachel trans-racial, racial-fluid, or racial-queer?

Posted by: mugiwara at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (Gntnq)

251 Stolen Pallor is awesome! xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (FCPu0)

252 Humpffff... I always wanted to be ....

Ok, so I live in realityville and know I can only be me, not some imagined made up BS person that I wanted to project on the real world.

Used to be people like that were called either 'wannabe's' or bat shit crazy.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (4CRfK)

253 Ahm so tarrred of folks pretendin' ta be sometin' theys not.

Posted by: Cankles Clinton at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (LF5/M)

254 We no longer hide our mental illness in institutions. We celebrate our handicaps.

-
They're not disabled, they're differently-abled.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (XUKZU)

255 As a child, I would check 'other' on forms where I had to check race.

Then, I would check 'all that apply' (3 boxes).

Now, I don't even bother filling that out.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (kmtse)

256 So what is George Hamilton?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (W5DcG)

257 Can we use her art in the art thread???


http://tinyurl.com/q48vg72


'The Great Escape'

This deerhide bas-relief sculpture is accented with oil paint and oil pastels. 16'x11' My son calls this piece, 'The KKK Stuck in the Brown Space,' which may be better than the original title.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (fWAjv)

258 Would her "art" be shown if she was white? Would she have a teaching job if she were just another pale girl from the suburbs?
___
Definitely racist. Have you ever thought that maybe her family lore said she was 1/32th native American, err, black?

Posted by: Sen. Warren at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (78TbK)

259 "A big, dumb fish"

THAT'S FISHEST! U HATER!

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (C9pBZ)

260 #CaitlynJenner IS a woman.
#RachelDolezal is NOT black.

*shakes head*



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (kdS6q)

I need a program. This is getting too complicated.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (oKE6c)

261 Now calling forward juror #666, this batshit crazy person.

Seriously, what do lawyers do here?

Posted by: Rusty the baliff at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (Spluw)

262 Being asked, "what are you?" was always fun.

I'd respond, "Human, last time I checked."

Damn, I really hate people sometimes.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (kmtse)

263 Well, there's one silver lining to this dark cloud; all these nutjobs just rendered every checkbox on every Federal form obsolete. Race? Gender? Just meaningless societal constructs.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (iIzG7)

264 Can we recognize that this is perhaps the greatest Twitter troll of all time? A troll account has made a hashtag trend at third place, been quoted in several major news sources, and is going to spark a movement?

Really, this should be a monument to the end of Satire and the Reign of the Absurd.

Posted by: Arkady at June 12, 2015 12:40 PM (ET/v4)

265 Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.

Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 12, 2015 12:40 PM (PtTYB)

266
Don't tell me I'm not black because I've got the standard Brillo Pad cooter!

Posted by: Rachel the Darkie at June 12, 2015 12:40 PM (P330y)

267
and her parents had adopted FOUR Black children

In some jurisdictions that's a Hate Crime.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 12:40 PM (ZKzrr)

268 Are short people going to start identifying as tall, and we will be compelled by law to treat them as such?
Posted by: RKae


Hmmm.....this idea has merit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



Physics is gonna suck when they start slipping out of high speed rides at Six Flags.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:40 PM (yWfMC)

269 Next up: politicians self-identifying as not white, not black, but orange.




Oompa-Loompas?
___
I am going to send the tax payers down the chocolate river...after I squeeze all the juice out of them...

Posted by: John Boehner at June 12, 2015 12:40 PM (78TbK)

270 Go ahead, laugh at this. #Wrongskin is just a big joke right?
Let me tell you, I sympathize. I am Catholic but I was circumscribed as a baby.
Now many think I am Jewish. Not that there is anything wrong with that but I'm not Jewish. So I am #WrongForeksin . Despite not having one I have always felt like I have a fore skin. I know what this poor women is going through.

Posted by: Rocks at June 12, 2015 12:41 PM (Q1lie)

271 "A big, dumb fish"



THAT'S FISHEST! U HATER!

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (C9pBZ)

Piscine-Americans have an upstream fight to get along swimmingly in America!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:41 PM (oKE6c)

272 256 So what is George Hamilton?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (W5DcG)

==============
A ssassy black transgendered woman?

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:41 PM (iQIUe)

273 Yep - Stolen Pallor is the winner.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Home of the Vulgar Boatman! at June 12, 2015 12:41 PM (hLRSq)

274 I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 12, 2015 12:41 PM (+Z+Ci)

275 Well, when it comes to landing a UN art exhibition, I get the impression that "Swiss-American" doesn't quite make the grade.

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (JBggj)

276 "So what is George Hamilton"

Er, toast?

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (C9pBZ)

277 A big, dumb fish" THAT'S FISHEST! U HATER! Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (C9pBZ)Piscine-Americans have an upstream fight to get along swimmingly in America!
Posted by: Jay Guevara

Are they out of the mainstream?

Posted by: political bullshiter at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (Spluw)

278 When I saw the box for "race", I simply wrote, "No thank you. I'm kinda' tired."

Posted by: Mitch Hedburg at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (OQ9R7)

279
If a lesbian refuses to date a transwoman...is that a hate crime?

Posted by: THings that make you go hmmm at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (78TbK)

280 I was born a poooooooor blacks chile.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (TV9BR)

281 278,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (kmtse)

282 Oh the lefty contortions that are gonna come out about this one...

Posted by: tu3031 at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (YFFpo)

283 Where are her badonkadonk pictures? We need these to help evaluate her veracity.

Posted by: major major major major at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (Z4zZ1)

284
Anyone remember the movie "Pinky?"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0041746/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (St6BJ)

285 Are they out of the mainstream?
Posted by: political bullshiter at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (Spluw)

Naw, they pool their votes.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (nqiq9)

286 "So what is George Hamilton"

Our new spokesman.

Posted by: Tandy Leather at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (Spluw)

287 This whole NAACP flap is nothing. I looked at my ipod screen the other day and saw where the Righteous Brothers where white. WTF man?

They sing soul/Motown and call themselves "brothers" who are "righteous" and are white?

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (t06LC)

288 I was born a poor, orange child.

Posted by: John Boehner at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (FsuaD)

289 Misrepresentation is just a social construct. Truth is whatever you want it to be.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (oKE6c)

290 Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Nobody knows my sorrow
Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Glory, Hallelujah

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (fWAjv)

291 268 Are short people going to start identifying as tall, and we will be compelled by law to treat them as such?
Posted by: RKae

------------------------

Kewl! Now I'll finally be able to identify myself as a Zeta Reticulian!

Posted by: Giorgi Touskalos at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (Orv1g)

292 "So what is George Hamilton? "



Zorro.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (LA7Cm)

293 I love the NAACP answer. Over half the original board members were white, two, one was Black W.E.B. Du Bois



One would hope they still accept white leaders.



http://tinyurl.com/pznstob

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (0FSuD)

294 Damn, do I need to victimize myself on social media if today I want to eat Thai food and tomorrow I'll want to order from Dickey's Barbeque Pit?

All of these new social rules are confusing and gay.

Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (UzPAd)

295 Why it's almost as if our wastrel culture encourages the mentally unstable to adopt the persona of a victim.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (uctT+)

296 283 Where are her badonkadonk pictures? We need these to help evaluate her veracity.
Posted by: major major major major at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (Z4zZ1)


If the inside is pinker than the outside, like a Tootsie Pop with the bubble gum center . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (St6BJ)

297 If a lesbian refuses to date a transwoman...is that a hate crime?

----

There's huge fight going on about that. Check out the Other McCain. He writes a lot about it.

Lesbians who are angry (imagine that!) about men invading "women only spaces."

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (ME3Du)

298 This shows that what we really have in this nation is black privilege, not white privilege.

One can land all sorts of jobs based entirely on one's race if you're a minority, but not the other way around.

I personally know two white people who pose as minorities, and in one case it has indeed landed them big jobs.

I know a Jewish girl who claims to be Hispanic, and she got a extremely desirable job where they were desperately looking to "diversify" with a minority hire. She would not have gotten it if she had honestly presented herself as Jewish. (Her Jewish mother, you see, divorced her Jewish dad, and then married a guy a with an Hispanic name when my friend was in her teens, and after high school she decided to take her step-dad's last name, to score college grants, which she did. It snowballed form there.)

I know another white guy who pretends to be Asian, too. In this case however, it hasn't done him much good, because Asians are discriminated against too.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (jBuUi)

299 Hm. Saw Reign of the Absurd open for Zappa in 78....

What, too soon? Should I have waited for the 300 plus crowd?

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (C9pBZ)

300 So, I'm not the weirdest thing lurking about?

Posted by: coach fucker at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (Spluw)

301 Racephobia! Racephobia!

Posted by: Reality Man at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (BNEdd)

302
USAToday falls for what I'm being told is a parody account, that trolls nonsense hoping to hook someone.

OMFG! I know I'm late to the thread but that is sooo obviously a troll account. We were marveling at it in the Dump thread.

Oh that's rich. USA Today. Gatekeepers.

*picks self off floor*

*wipes stale beer and sawdust off pants*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (JtwS4)

303 I think the naacp knew she was white. They aren't acting like they were bamboozled. Hoodwinked.

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (neUDT)

304 278 When I saw the box for "race", I simply wrote, "No thank you. I'm kinda' tired."


Posted by: Mitch Hedburg at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (OQ9R7)

Sex? Male ( ) Female ( ) yes (X)

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (S+el1)

305 "Anyone remember the movie "Pinky?"

Anyone here rermember Godfrey Cambridge in "The Watermelon Man"?

Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (iIzG7)

306 For purposes of defrauah er gaining what I am entitled to from the government, I shall now be a muslim black lesbian. CA CHING!!!!!

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (TV9BR)

307 293 I love the NAACP answer. Over half the original board members were white, two, one was Black W.E.B. Du Bois

One would hope they still accept white leaders.
http://tinyurl.com/pznstob
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (0FSuD)


Jeez, 2 of the 3 founders were Jooz!

(Jeez, Jooz?)



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (St6BJ)

308 No one will have the courage to say it so I will,,..........


I miss the rains down in Africa,......

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (/HC6x)

309 I wonder how the NAACP is going go down on every kid in the nation applying for college as a Black?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (0FSuD)

310 I was born #Wrongnads. They were supposed to be bigger.

Posted by: West at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (1Rgee)

311 The House is currently voting on the Trans Pac trade deal....

Obama there shilling for it.... which he DID not do for ObamaCare...

Which means this is more important to his agenda, than that was....

Danger.... danger Will Robinson....

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 12, 2015 12:46 PM (qh617)

312 305 "Anyone remember the movie "Pinky?"

Anyone here rermember Godfrey Cambridge in "The Watermelon Man"?
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (iIzG7)


Yes indeed. That was a movie that actually started out quite good and funny, and then it went dark. No, I mean "dark."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:46 PM (St6BJ)

313 Now calling forward juror #666, this batshit crazy person.

Seriously, what do lawyers do here?



Bill everyone!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:46 PM (yWfMC)

314 I have black friends who get all sorts of AA perks. Now they come from wealthy families and went to ivy schools. There parents are doctors and lawyers so to claim disadvantaged due to race is bullshit.

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:46 PM (iQIUe)

315 This opens a new door for me!

I'm a baritone, but I've been told not to sing "Old Man River," due to being the wrong race.

Finally! I can sing it!

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:46 PM (ME3Du)

316 I'm really supposed to be a 5'8" skinny woman. #wrongskin

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 12, 2015 12:46 PM (DKgtk)

317 Jeez, 2 of the 3 founders were Jooz!



(Jeez, Jooz?)









Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (St6BJ)

There is a Jooz in the wood pile.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (0FSuD)

318 308 No one will have the courage to say it so I will,,..........


I miss the rains down in Africa,......
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (/HC6x)


Horrible song.

"The Serenget - EEEE"

Ugh. Clunky, hokey lyrics.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (St6BJ)

319 Hmmm. Dickeys bbq sounds like lunch...

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (C9pBZ)

320 Stolen Pallor


Posted by: GnuBreed


****


Nice!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (NeFrd)

321 I miss the rains down in Africa,......

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life

----

Well, we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto!

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (ME3Du)

322 Conversation


Multilayered


This is like all those empty corporate buzzwords that people toss around to pad their writing.


Somebody (meaning I'm too lazy to do it)
need to put together a comprehensive list of empty social justice buzzwords,






Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (xSCb6)

323 I posed as a white guy once and the bank gave me $50,000 to keep. I even had the walk down pat!

Now that gig no longer works?!?

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (Orv1g)

324 "I miss the rains down in Africa,......"


#arentweallreallyafrican-americans

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (LA7Cm)

325 They sing soul/Motown and call themselves "brothers" who are "righteous" and are white?

Ooh, Baby Baby -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgvz7dZM1MQ

by...


...wait for it...


Todd Rundgren.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (0HooB)

326 To all of the people who pinned the "hero" medal on Caitlyn's chest, I have but one question:

Why all the red faces today?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (BZAd3)

327 I'm feeling a little Chinesey today.

The only thing stopping me is I can't hack a computer.

Posted by: Hank at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (y0s0q)

328 I'm fair-skinned. Where are my gubmint dollars to pay for all the sunscreen I have to use all summer?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (FsuaD)

329 She's 37 now and started this BS back in 2007. So, she was 29 when she committed fraud?

I wonder if she sign forms under penatly of perjury claiming she is black?

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)

330 Sex? Male ( ) Female ( ) yes (X)



(X) As Often As Possible

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (yWfMC)

331 So, are we all multi-racial now?

"Science" as defined by the Liberal Intelligencia, says that the cradle of man is in Africa. Does that mean every human on the planet is African?

If yes, where can I get my Obamaphone and EBT card? I also hear Preezy O is going to pay for the gas in my car.... and the premium cable channels are are human right!

Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at June 12, 2015 12:48 PM (eV59V)

332 Maybe this is a case of life imitating comedy. She's just like the Louis CK character on SNL where he gets caught talking like a black woman and he has to pretend that's the way he really speaks for years.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 12, 2015 12:48 PM (nFdGS)

333


Pedestrian At Best

~ Courtney Barnett


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-nr1nNC3ds

Pedestrian At Best

I love you I hate you I'm on the fence it all depends whether I'm up I'm down I'm on the mend trendsetting on reality I like you despise you admire you what are we gonna do when everything all falls through I must confess I've made a mess of what should be a small success but I digress at least I've tried my very best I guess this that the other why even bother it won't be with me on my death bed but ill still be in your head

put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint
you tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny

my internal monologue is saturated analog it's scratched and drifting I've become attached to the idea it's all a shifting dream bittersweet philosophy I've got no idea how I even got here I'm resentful I'm having an existential time crisis what bliss daylight savings wont fix this mess under worked and oversexed I must express my disinterest the rats are back inside my head what would Freud've said

chorus

I want to wash out my head with turpentine cyanide I dislike this internal diatribe when I try to catch your eye I hate seeing you crying in the kitchen I don't know why it makes me like this when you're not even mine to consider erroneous harmonious I'm hardly sanctimonious dirty clothes I suppose we all outgrow ourselves I'm a fake I'm a phony I'm awake I'm alone I'm homely I'm a Scorpio

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:48 PM (qCMvj)

334 Does this mean I can finally represent myself with #BlackLivesMatter

SCORE!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 12:48 PM (fWAjv)

335 Pretty fly for a white girl.

Posted by: The Offspring at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (AbmsP)

336 I have often wondered if the "Dad.....its multilayered and not everyone would understand" gambit would have worked on my Father when I came home late and drunk as a teenager.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (/HC6x)

337 Although I'm biracial, I identify as biracial. That is, my black half identifies as white, and my white half identifies as black. Do not marginalize me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (XQcoc)

338 Hmmm. Dickeys bbq sounds like lunch...
Posted by: anon a mouse



Caitlyn's Caterers?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (yWfMC)

339 I'm feeling a little Chinesey today.


Feel like sharing?

Posted by: Harry Ried at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (S+el1)

340
Watered-down Melanin Man.

And with that, Mongo Santamaria:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLpii6eoaRc

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (St6BJ)

341 #FakeBlackLivesMatter

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (FsuaD)

342 Wait! Hold ur horses MSM....I thought it was raciss to blackface as a cracka? Hmmm. How are they going to cover this one? Oh, wait, she hung out with the Baltimore AG, who is totes cool, so all ok.

Oddly I went to bed a WASP and woke up to be a bumblebee.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (FCPu0)

343 This looks delicious:

https://goo.gl/dQOXJz

Love the tiny little pepperonis.

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (iQIUe)

344 305 "Anyone remember the movie "Pinky?"

Anyone here rermember Godfrey Cambridge in "The Watermelon Man"?
Posted by: Keith Arno


Yes, but the whole point is that in the past, black people felt they could be more successful if they posed as WHITE. And now -- it is exactly the reverse! White people feel they would have more chances if they posed as black.

Complete reversal in a very short span of time.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (jBuUi)

345 326, you mean "pricks"?

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (C9pBZ)

346 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (0HooB)

About half of the original MoTown musicians... the guys who played instruments... were White...

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (qh617)

347 They sing soul/Motown and call themselves "brothers" who are "righteous" and are white?
----------------

This is a cheap shot at me,right?

Posted by: Michael Bolton at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (F2IAQ)

348 So, I'm not the weirdest thing lurking about?

Posted by: coach fucker at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM


Back off, weirdo.

Posted by: Teen boy in a Penn State locker room at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (h4vJk)

349 335 Pretty fly for a white girl.
Posted by: The Offspring at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (AbmsP)


It's the modified Jew-fro and bronzing cream what did it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (St6BJ)

350 Obama called. He wants his phone back.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (BZAd3)

351 Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (Ui7Rt)

352 Pretty fly for a white girl.

Posted by: The Offspring at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (AbmsP)


Kick her lily ass.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (nqiq9)

353 If we are all black now, where's my current value of 40 acres and a mule?

REPARATIONS NOW!!!

Posted by: CUS at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (wcLJG)

354 I'm turning Japanese!

I really think so!

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (ME3Du)

355 348 Back off, weirdo.
Posted by: Teen boy in a Penn State locker room at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (h4vJk)


Howz'at?

- - Denny Hastert

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (St6BJ)

356 Go sister. Soul sister.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (XUKZU)

357 Can she be fired for falsely identifying her race at a college. I'm asking for an Indian friend.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (oDCMR)

358 Serious response (and I'm not thinking this issue really deserves a serious response): This lady has no less a claim to deciding who she really is than Brucella Jenner does, and it would be hard for anyone in this current cultural climate to argue otherwise.

I believe that is what her argument will be.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (TOk1P)

359 I know a Jewish girl who claims to be Hispanic, and
she got a extremely desirable job where they were desperately looking to
"diversify" with a minority hire. She would not have gotten it if she
had honestly presented herself as Jewish. (Her Jewish mother, you see,
divorced her Jewish dad, and then married a guy a with an Hispanic name
when my friend was in her teens, and after high school she decided to
take her step-dad's last name, to score college grants, which she did.
It snowballed form there.)



I know another white guy who pretends to be Asian, too. In this case
however, it hasn't done him much good, because Asians are discriminated
against too.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (jBuUi)

Shit, I know an injuin in the US Senate.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (0FSuD)

360 Oddly I went to bed a WASP and woke up to be a bumblebee.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky
---------------

I've imagined worse.

Posted by: Kafka at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (F2IAQ)

361

They knew. That's why they aren't shocked.


They knew she took a "black" spot on the university faculty and we're perfectly comfortable with that


Think about that. So affirmative action preferences have nothing to do with race

They are political appointments

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (neUDT)

362 341 #FakeBlackLivesMatter
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (FsuaD)


#BlackLivesAntiMatter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (St6BJ)

363 Dear Rachel,



Your fired.





Sincerely ,


GS


Posted by: George Soros at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (RrEUj)

364 Her Native American name is "Ho With A Fro."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (FsuaD)

365 What is this uproar over releasing Obama's gay porn stash?

Posted by: Readline Header at June 12, 2015 12:52 PM (7u7u7)

366 You know, from now on I am filling out all forms asking for my race : (Other) as in, it depends on the day.

I might be Inuit tomorrow after being Russian today. Life is full of variety. I might be a hermaphrodite somedays as well. You just never know. And if lying about my sex or race can help me, you betcha! I need to tell my son to lie on his college loan that he was black. And for my mother to like on forms that she is black to get that black farming bill reparation.

Life is good.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 12:52 PM (FCPu0)

367 362, so of that collides with matter...

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:52 PM (C9pBZ)

368 Wait a minute...I think I'm turning Japanese.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (h4vJk)

369 What is this uproar over releasing Obama's gay porn stash?

----

It'd be a hell of a lot easier to find than his birth certificate was!

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (ME3Du)

370 Salon's "calling out" conservatives on the attack of poor Rachfro

http://bit.ly/1MPaPvT

Some conservatives are being terrible about Rachel Dolezal, but mostly people are just confused

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (qCMvj)

371 If, not of...

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (C9pBZ)

372
My ancestors arrived in Hungary from Spain after the Inquisition.

Therefore, "soy Latino!" Con a clipped pinga.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (St6BJ)

373 362, so of that collides with matter...

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:52 PM


Huge riots in Baltimore.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (h4vJk)

374 Shit I know a White guy from Arkansas that claims to be teh first Black president

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (0FSuD)

375 Serious response (and I'm not thinking this issue really deserves a serious response): This lady has no less a claim to deciding who she really is than Brucella Jenner does, and it would be hard for anyone in this current cultural climate to argue otherwise.I believe that is what her argument will be.
Posted by: BurtTC

Sooooooo, EVERYBODY and their cousin can start checking off black and/or hispanic? Or feather Indian?

It'd be funny watching the Asian Student Union declare itself to be a satellite chapter of the Black Student Union.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (Spluw)

376 #BlackLiesMatter.

Posted by: Notes from Bizzaro World, AKA Earth 2015 at June 12, 2015 12:54 PM (7u7u7)

377 Off damned sock!

--Flea

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 12, 2015 12:54 PM (Orv1g)

378
So, where's Don Lemon with the black hole question?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:54 PM (St6BJ)

379 Some conservatives are being terrible about Rachel Dolezal, but mostly people are just confused

----

The "confused" people would be the left.

...As usual.

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:54 PM (ME3Du)

380 376 #BlackLiesMatter.

LOL!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 12, 2015 12:54 PM (Orv1g)

381 When AA puts its thumb on the scale of justice is it wrong to do a little pretending to take advantage? I say no, because I would not be where I am without affirmative action.

Posted by: Warren for presidt'n at June 12, 2015 12:55 PM (wkuqO)

382 Black leadership is perfectly OK with her taking jobs reserved for blacks

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 12, 2015 12:55 PM (neUDT)

383 370
Salon's "calling out" conservatives on the attack of poor Rachfro



http://bit.ly/1MPaPvT



Some conservatives are being terrible about Rachel Dolezal, but mostly people are just confused





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (qCMvj)


Lol. This from Salon, who did an article on conservatives not having a sense of humor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:55 PM (FsuaD)

384 Eastern Washington University has a red artificial turf on their football field. The crazy goes deep.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at June 12, 2015 12:55 PM (uPxUo)

385 310 I was born #Wrongnads. They were supposed to be bigger.
Posted by: West at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (1Rgee)

#Wrongdick ! You must treat me as being hung like John Holmes!

Posted by: That guy who totally doesn't have a substandard schlong at June 12, 2015 12:55 PM (RD7QR)

386 Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be white folk.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 12:56 PM (NeFrd)

387 #BlackLiesMatter.


#HandsUpDon'tLie

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:56 PM (yWfMC)

388
When you say Dolzeal backwards it sounds like Lies a lot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:56 PM (St6BJ)

389 I'm guessing the Montana College is having a great laugh at having hired a white girl to teach African American studies. God I love cowboy humor.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 12, 2015 12:56 PM (oDCMR)

390 It used to be that conservatives were outraged when blacks passed as whites

Posted by: Saddam at June 12, 2015 12:56 PM (jtQ8E)

391 J.J. Sefton,

"Horrible song. "

You're a racist.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at June 12, 2015 12:57 PM (K1SnB)

392
So technically, if F.W. deKlerk became a US citizen he would be African American.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:57 PM (St6BJ)

393 It used to be that liars would make shit up about conservatives without proof.

Posted by: saddman at June 12, 2015 12:57 PM (Spluw)

394 384 I thought the blue turf at Boise State was bad,than I saw that horror show.

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (sPO3u)

395 I'd love to hear Mooch's opinion on Rachel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (FsuaD)

396 My ancestors arrived in Hungary from Spain after the Inquisition.



Therefore, "soy Latino!" Con a clipped pinga.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (St6BJ)

Don't laugh. Spain just passed a law. If you can prove they left then, you can get a Spanish passport.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (0FSuD)

397 >>> I was born #Wrongnads. They were supposed to be bigger.<<<

Strangely, ABC sports felt it was necessary to show Lebron James Caucasian penis on national television last night.

Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (UzPAd)

398 391 J.J. Sefton,

"Horrible song. "

You're a racist.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at June 12, 2015 12:57 PM (K1SnB)


Maybe. But it is horrible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (St6BJ)

399 *sniff, sniff*

Did someone drop a troll in here?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (h4vJk)

400 As with most things in our culture today, South Park predicted all of this:

http://tinyurl.com/qdch84e


And this is just another tragic reminder that South Park USED to be funny.


Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (TOk1P)

401 "It used to be that conservatives were outraged when blacks passed as whites"
-Posted by: Saddam at June 12, 2015 12:56 PM (jtQ8E)

When, exactly was that?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (OQ9R7)

402 Je suis Caitlyn Dolezal

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (cVDoq)

403 About half of the original MoTown musicians... the guys who played instruments... were White...

As were the Muscle Shoals Swampers. I ran across the promo for the documentary on MS and it has Berry Gordy 'splainin' to somebody who wants those "great black musicians."

Gordy says, "Umm, they're a bit pale..."

And IIRC, Todd is from Philly, so there's that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (0HooB)

404 Lol. This from Salon, who did an article on conservatives not having a sense of humor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:55 PM (FsuaD)


on the bright side, Ben Shapiro, Iowahawk, etc are getting some linkies there.

Once you're hooked on that crack Iowahawk, you never go back.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (qCMvj)

405 hey Slap!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (kmtse)

406 boo

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (qCMvj)

407 396 Don't laugh. Spain just passed a law. If you can prove they left then, you can get a Spanish passport.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (0FSuD)

Really?!

But, they're beyond bankrupt and they hate Jooz. And yet, Barcelona and tapas beckon.

Let me consider this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (St6BJ)

408 392


So technically, if F.W. deKlerk became a US citizen he would be African American.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:57 PM (St6BJ)


Charlize Theron is African American.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (FsuaD)

409 So technically, if F.W. deKlerk became a US citizen he would be African American

Thereeeeeeza Heinz Kerry ran into exactly this problem. She referred to herself as an African American, and some black leaders became apoplectic. That cam and went quickly in 2004.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (Spluw)

410 Just got here. How many times has my name been mentioned?

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (Y4US3)

411 Then all preferences based on race are even more meaningless than I thought.


They are political appointments based on adherence to liberal dogma

They are political appointments

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (neUDT)

412 408 Charlize Theron is African American.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (FsuaD)

I thought she was a Canuck? I stand corrected.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:00 PM (St6BJ)

413 We no longer hide our mental illness in institutions. We celebrate our handicaps.

We give them tenure.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:00 PM (oVJmc)

414 I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2015 01:00 PM (kivUY)

415
Do Hall and Oates qualify?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (St6BJ)

416 Hmmm,

It was Republican abolitionists who would have mixed-race people give speeches against slavery, to showcase how retarded slavery was, especially the one drop rule.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (kmtse)

417 This is taking High Yellow to extremes never imagined. Redbones are not happy.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (oDCMR)

418 Yes guitarist Trevor Rabin is African-American.

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (ME3Du)

419 Jose Aznar, the former leader if Spain , is a very very devoted ally of israel.

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (neUDT)

420 Octoroon, not octaroon.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (kmtse)


So is a gay octoroon a macacaroon?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (+HkUE)

421 @407

http://tinyurl.com/q9jnswl



Just don't tell you eat shrimp, ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (0FSuD)

422 The spray-on tan was bad enough, but it was even worse to have to stick a fork in a power outlet every morning.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (oKE6c)

423 Salon's "calling out" conservatives on the attack of poor Rachfro

Of course. Gotta protect the racket.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (oVJmc)

424 I hope a reporter asks Elizabeth Warren about this.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (CxEX+)

425 I remember reading a story not too long ago about an attractive younf woman who won an award for a film she submitted in a contest for Latino Women. She was Latino alright--her father was a rich banker from Mexico. But her mother was from Connecticut,a descendant of Mayflower pilgrims. The article mentioned both parental facts without a hint of irony. It's all bullshit.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (EHnoG)

426 What's the hardest part of a white woman turning black?

Black men no longer find her attractive.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (XUKZU)

427 The real underlying message of all of this is that cosplay has conquered the world. Everything is now affectation.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (IdCqF)

428 @395: "Send back our curls."

They are working hard at getting lighter since 2008. This chick works on her tan...and, viewing her fair skin and freckles, I'd say she is either eating carrots by the pound daily or spray tannin' herself into a chemical biohazard.

Either way, funny stuff today, Ace and Morons and 'ettes.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I needed this. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (FCPu0)

429 413 We no longer hide our mental illness in institutions. We celebrate our handicaps.

We give them tenure.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:00 PM (oVJmc)


hell.... they're in charge of Congress and the Administration..

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (qh617)

430 418 Yes guitarist Trevor Rabin is African-American.
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (ME3Du)


Manfred "Cracked up like a douche" Mann.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (St6BJ)

431 Sooooooo, EVERYBODY and their cousin can start checking off black and/or hispanic? Or feather Indian?



It'd be funny watching the Asian Student Union declare itself to be a satellite chapter of the Black Student Union.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (Spluw)


This is actually going to be pretty fun, watching the extent to which people will find new ways to decide they are who they do not appear to be.


All you ageists out there, you will no longer be able to tell Jerry Sandusky and Roman Polanski that they can't boff 10-13 year olds because who are you to say these old guys are not 13 year olds trapped in the bodies of 75 year old men?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (TOk1P)

432 Ooooohhhhh. Multi-layered race. OK. That makes sense. Umhmm.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (OZmbA)

433
Someone tell Joel Pollack.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:03 PM (St6BJ)

434 Howdy, SMFH!

I wrote the "Mitch Hedburg" sock about the race-boxes earlier.

I was trying to lurk and sock, but I had a troll in my crosshairs.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 12, 2015 01:03 PM (OQ9R7)

435 372
My ancestors arrived in Hungary from Spain after the Inquisition.

Therefore, "soy Latino!" Con a clipped pinga.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (St6BJ)

=========

So, how long were they in Spain? I assume they were run out during the 1400s and they arrived in Spain when? Maybe a 1000 years earlier? So, yeah, you're a spic, Sefton .

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 01:03 PM (iQIUe)

436 It doesn't surprise me at all that the NAACP would lockstep behind her. They aren't in any remotest sense about blacks (or, as their organization identifies its self, "coloreds") any more than NOW is about women. They're about hard left politics.

But on twitter I'm seeing some very not amused black people.

However, from now on I self-identify as Antonio Banderas. Either him or Armand Assante. One of the Mambo Kings.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:03 PM (39g3+)

437 420 So is a gay octoroon a macacaroon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (+HkUE)

Will George Allen please pick up the courtesy banana. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (St6BJ)

438 My compliments to whoever is handling the banhammering today.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

439 Dear Rachel,

"The Jerk" was satire.

Sincerely,
Weft T. Cut-loop III

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (uctT+)

440 The next big announcement will be that Big Sis is straight.

Posted by: Buffalobob at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (KSwS4)

441 Omar Sharif?

African.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

442 When POLITICO later learned that Obama had acknowledged in all editions of his book using composites, the incorrect information was removed from the post and a correction was added stating that Obama had, in fact, disclosed using composites in the first edition of his book.
------

It was really Rachel.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (fWAjv)

443 What is the NAACP's stance on natural afro's vs. permanents ?

Posted by: Sphynx at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (OZmbA)

444 435 So, how long were they in Spain? I assume they were run out during the 1400s and they arrived in Spain when? Maybe a 1000 years earlier? So, yeah, you're a spic, Sefton .
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 01:03 PM (iQIUe)

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (St6BJ)

445 They is not black! They is not black! Why, they 'aint even ole-timey!

Posted by: Homer Stokes at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (o7xvY)

446 her hair is not really curly. Does that make her transfrobic?

Posted by: mc at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (xuXpE)

447 Horrible song.

"The Serenget - EEEE"

Ugh. Clunky, hokey lyrics.


The techno song that samples it (Eric Prydz "Take me away from you") is better.

Posted by: wooga at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (dwI4P)

448 But on twitter I'm seeing some very not amused black people.



Don't worry.

Be happy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (yWfMC)

449 The world awaits a pronouncement by Neil deGrasse Tyson.
I expect something like, "I'm just jealous that 100% of the passing whites are in the northern hemisphere."

Posted by: Kafka at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (F2IAQ)

450 This will keep me amused until the Chinese decide to wipe us out.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (oVJmc)

451 All you ageists out there, you will no longer be able to tell Jerry Sandusky and Roman Polanski that they can't boff 10-13 year olds because who are you to say these old guys are not 13 year olds trapped in the bodies of 75 year old men?

Or, who can say that 13 year old girl isn't an 18 year old trapped in a young body, at least at the time? She self identified as older and I didn't want to hate on her or violate her identity by disagreeing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (39g3+)

452 441 Omar Sharif?

African.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (oVJmc)


In the words of Dennis Hopper to Christopher Walken, "so you're half eggplant!"

Boom!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (St6BJ)

453 LOL, I hope they burn their psycho racial traitor.

Posted by: Draki at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (0eidE)

454 Does this mean I can stop going to the tanning salon three times a week?

Posted by: Bill Richardson at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (nFdGS)

455 ...and "Stolen Pallor" is easily the ThreadWinner.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (OQ9R7)

456 Ooooohhhhh. Multi-layered race. OK. That makes sense. Umhmm.

A sentient Kwanzaa cake.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (0HooB)

457 Will George Allen please pick up the courtesy banana. . .

The "white" courtesy banana?

Posted by: wooga at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (dwI4P)

458 439 Dear Rachel,

"The Jerk" was satire.

Sincerely,
Weft T. Cut-loop III
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (uctT+)


THREAD WINNER.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (St6BJ)

459 My compliments to whoever is handling the banhammering today.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (RD7QR)



#95 way back in the first thread of the day (Andy's Morning Thread) should be ban-hammered too. Could get Ace in trouble.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (qCMvj)

460 Dolezal and Mosby.


http://tinyurl.com/ofdedye

Anti racism crimefighting duo!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (fWAjv)

461 456 Ooooohhhhh. Multi-layered race. OK. That makes sense. Umhmm.

A sentient Kwanzaa cake.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (0HooB)


Ogres... are like Onions....

Posted by: Shrek at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (qh617)

462 457 Will George Allen please pick up the courtesy banana. . .

The "white" courtesy banana?
Posted by: wooga at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (dwI4P)


Yellow, yellow?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (St6BJ)

463 They aren't in any remotest sense about blacks (or, as their organization identifies its self, "coloreds") any more than NOW is about women. They're about hard left politics.
---------------

So, kinda of like the ACLU and 'civil liberties'?

Posted by: Kafka at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (F2IAQ)

464 I doubt a hundred men could hold back black ladies from tearing Rachel apart.

Posted by: Draki at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (0eidE)

465 OT:

HA: Obama: Trade bill opposition is a vote against me

Drudge headline link: Ryan Confusion: We are taking power away from the president

Whoa. This TPP thing stinks like last week's roadkill.

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (JBggj)

466 For the purposes of high school girls, I self identify as a 17 year old.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (39g3+)

467 You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?

Posted by: Navin Johnson at June 12, 2015 01:08 PM (oVJmc)

468 Or, who can say that 13 year old girl isn't an 18
year old trapped in a young body, at least at the time? She self
identified as older and I didn't want to hate on her or violate her
identity by disagreeing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (39g3+)


Showing ID at the clubs will be discriminatory. Heck, the clubs that only allow beautiful people in, if I'm a 300 lbs. white guy, who are you to say I'm not Heidi Klum? Are you gonna deny Heidi Klum entrance into your fancy club?

That's what I thought.... now where's all the coke at?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (TOk1P)

469 I doubt a hundred men could hold back black ladies from tearing Rachel apart.



Why try?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (yWfMC)

470 Or, who can say that 13 year old girl isn't an 18 year old trapped in a young body, at least at the time? She self identified as older and I didn't want to hate on her or violate her identity by disagreeing.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (39g3+)

I'm a trapped little girl who can only be freed by boys.

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (0eidE)

471 426
What's the hardest part of a white woman turning black?



Black men no longer find her attractive.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (XUKZU)

THREAD WINNER! You know she was once married to a Black dude. He knew crazy and divorced her.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (0FSuD)

472 Surely SNL will touch this.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (fWAjv)

473 Or, who can say that 13 year old girl isn't an 18 year old trapped in a young body, at least at the time?
---------------

Doc, she was fifteen going on thirty five...

Posted by: Randal McMurphy. at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (F2IAQ)

474 Since she is in Spokane will Spike lee make a new movie called Rainforest Fever?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (wrS2o)

475 Or, who can say that 13 year old girl isn't an 18 year old trapped in a young body, at least at the time? She self identified as older and I didn't want to hate on her or violate her identity by disagreeing.

----

She was 15 years old going on 35, doc. And she told me she was 18. She was very willing. I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut.

-MacMurphy ("One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest")

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (ME3Du)

476 Ace threw out a nood.

small subject matter

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 01:10 PM (qCMvj)

477 #469 Well, I think she should lose her job and be humbled. I don't want physical harm to come to her. I was making an odd Toto joke: "It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do."

Posted by: Draki at June 12, 2015 01:10 PM (0eidE)

478 Since she is in Spokane will Spike lee make a new movie called Rainforest Fever?
Posted by: Buzzsaw

Half-caffed Mocha frappe with nuts.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 12, 2015 01:11 PM (Spluw)

479 The real reason for allowing Spanish passports to expelled jews is political.

Aznar lobbied heavily for it. Israelis have trouble traveling and conducting business in europe and the middle east on an Israeli passport

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 12, 2015 01:11 PM (neUDT)

480 Screw the nood post. Pile on Rachel!

Posted by: Draki at June 12, 2015 01:11 PM (0eidE)

481 Yeah, there's Toto...

...But I'm more worried that all the band members in Asia are not Asians!

Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 01:11 PM (ME3Du)

482 This offends people of color such as myself.

Posted by: Peter Griffin at June 12, 2015 01:12 PM (kivUY)

483 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (St6BJ)

Spain has a couple thing going for it. 1) the 2 most valuable sports teams in the world (Real Madrid and Barcelona) 2) REALLY hot women

Posted by: Harry Ried at June 12, 2015 01:12 PM (S+el1)

484
Stolen Pallor - Slam dunk

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (F2IAQ)


Indeed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2015 01:13 PM (+HkUE)

485 I doubt a hundred men could hold back black ladies from tearing Rachel apart.

Black women do seem very, very pissed. Very.

And I agree, Stolen Pallor is the perfect term for this. Absolutely magnificent.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:13 PM (39g3+)

486 "This is great!" - Flounder in 'Animal House'

"This is great!" - Me in the real world.

Because now I can be anything I damn well say I am and the legal system be damned. Fuck all those 'Affirmative Action' laws and checkboxes on employment forms. Screw the EEOC, I can be a black, divorced female and fill any federal position open now.

No more silent discrimination against being a single white male! YAY ME!!!!

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 12, 2015 01:14 PM (4CRfK)

487 Wonder if those white racists who sent her hate mail are feeling sorry.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 01:17 PM (fWAjv)

488 My Asian name is Well Hung Dong.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 01:18 PM (XUKZU)

489 And I agree, Stolen Pallor is the perfect term for this. Absolutely magnificent.


This gets my vote as well. Make it viral.

Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2015 01:19 PM (oiNtH)

490 So now, am I white trash or a bro? Damn, I'm confused,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2015 01:19 PM (F2IAQ)

491 Stolen Pallor, Resist We Much

As a cracka I am feeling disenfranchised at the moment. I can't get jobs with my skin color or age. I am also going to lie on forms and say I am 20 yrs younger as well as race and gender unknown.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 01:19 PM (FCPu0)

492 Although my drivers license says I'm male, Caucasian its not that complex.

I now can be a black female named Shaniqua. Isn't this a great country or what.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2015 01:20 PM (F2IAQ)

493 So, Rachel has a blog which showcases her art:

http://www.racheldolezal.blogspot.com/

Posted by: House of Payne at June 12, 2015 01:21 PM (83rH4)

494 die sock

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 01:21 PM (S+el1)

495 Crowder tweet:

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/609361366181351425

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

496 Oh, I read a comment by a "supposed" black man who thought this was funny...for someone to go to such lengths to be black.

The black women, not thinking it is funny one little bit.

Run. Take first train of plane out of Spokane to Spain and stay out of the rain. #FakeTansMatter

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 01:22 PM (FCPu0)

497 What are you supposed to do if your are a transgendered lesbian Eskimo born in straight white male body? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at June 12, 2015 01:23 PM (1BQGO)

498 Holy crap Elfwick got picked up by the Mirror now. He's international:

http://tinyurl.com/o7m8ow9

Perhaps the greatest troll to ever be on the internet. This man is doing heroic work to satirize the left.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:24 PM (39g3+)

499 The thing is, I don't really care if this woman is black or not. If she can do the job and run the NAACP chapter well, okay fine. What her appearance is like doesn't matter to me.

But watching the left writhe and twist trying to figure out where to go on this, tearing its self apart, that's some fine entertainment. And its detonated the entire identity politics crap that Bruce Jenner was trying to push onto the public.

Personally I think the Caitlyn Jenner crap was a lunacy too far for most people and this may be the final straw.

#StolenPallor

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:27 PM (39g3+)

500 I think my peepee is growing! Caitlyn and I are dating. We hope to adopt one of those albino children we are reading about, as we only go out at night as we are man eaters (see: Hall and Oates).

Posted by: Chaz at June 12, 2015 01:27 PM (FCPu0)

501 Damnit. Godfrey has a gift.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 12, 2015 01:29 PM (PMlgt)

502 I love Godfrey's '1-in-10' stat as well. Perfect parody.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:30 PM (oVJmc)

503 Rachel also has a blog about her "Intercultural Education & Diversity Consulting," here:

http://dolezalconsulting.blogspot.com/

Posted by: House of Payne at June 12, 2015 01:31 PM (83rH4)

504 If gender identity is a malleable "construct" why can't racial identity be malleable as well?

Whose to tell Ms. Dolezal she can't live her life as a black woman? How dare anyone try to stop her from being "happy"?

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at June 12, 2015 01:32 PM (K1SnB)

505 @1

I think that was Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at June 12, 2015 01:32 PM (M98k8)

506 Rachel also has a blog about her "Intercultural Education Diversity Consulting," here:

It really sounds like being black was a revenue stream for her.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:32 PM (oVJmc)

507

Insert Kanye West's Gold Digger song right here.

"Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger,
but, she ain't messin' with no broke..."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 01:34 PM (qCMvj)

508 I love the interview over her supposed hate mail, and at the end she runs away when the reporter shows her a photo of her pretend black father (who now has bone cancer) and then asks if she is black. bwahahahaha

Pity not all reporters are like this. Maybe in our make-believe world reporters will start doing their job? ha

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 12, 2015 01:36 PM (FCPu0)

509 You know, it might be a brilliant plan of how to make money and doing little actual work.

Posted by: Draki at June 12, 2015 01:54 PM (0eidE)

510 #StolenPallor



Oh shit, Nice. Very.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2015 02:03 PM (rwI+c)

511 Rachel Dolezal Scoop-a-thon

She falsely claims that as a child her parents whipped her with a "baboon whip" that was "similar to the whips used during slavery":

http://easterneronline.com/35006/eagle-life/a-life-to-be-heard/ .

In the same article, she claims that as a child she had to hunt for her food with a bow and arrow, and also claims to have been raped, suffered violent spousal abuse, survived cancer, etc. etc. -- almost certainly all lies as well. Another bizarre detail from the same article: She apparently has a "dreadlocks wig" that she wears, that she claims is made from her own hair (that fell out during her fake cancer).

But wait, there's more!

She is the victim of a series of horrible anti-black racial hate-crimes!

Someone threw (she claims, with no evidence) a NOOSE on her front porch!

http://www.nwcn.com/story/news/local/2014/07/30/12897178/

And then -- she received a racist package in the mail, filled with very evil racist messages!:

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2015/mar/03/shawn-vestal-naacp-leader-confronts-hate-with-conf/

Included in the package was a video produced by a hate group with the believable name "Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers."

Seriously.

Needless to say, I predict that every claim she's ever made will prove to be a hoax.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2015 02:03 PM (jBuUi)

512 This whole self-identity issue has finally opened the door for me.
No longer will I be a hyphenated American.

I am just an American.

Posted by: Gunsmoke at June 12, 2015 02:06 PM (fIrXh)

513 I'm throwing Gnu Breed's Stolen Pallor everywhere I can find that remotely fits. I want that sucker to go viral.

The more we learn about this woman the more she seems like Mattress Girl. Loons of a feather.

There's a pic of her hanging out with Baltimore DA Marilyn Moseby.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 02:08 PM (39g3+)

514 I should really be careful about reading this site at work. My cube mates wonder why I'm chortling madly to myself.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 12, 2015 02:22 PM (g506Z)

515 Godfrey Elfwick, you magnificent bastard.

Posted by: Ponydaemmerung at June 12, 2015 02:23 PM (1Xq6/)

516 Rachel Dolezel is delusional. Her parents say she seems to have had issues ever since her marriage to a black man fell apart in 2004. That's when she started to alter her hair, eyes and skin to pass as bi-racial. Her parents are Christian missionaries who adopted four black
children when Rachel was around junior high age. They also uprooted the
family quite a bit.

What kind of issues? Rachel insists her father is her step father. She told many colleagues one of her adopted siblings is her son. Then when she walked it back she insisted "but I now have full custody of him" even though he has to be in his mid 20s. She claims to have been born in a teepee, to have had to hunt for her own food with a bow and arrow as a child and to have had her calling as a SJW when she witnessed injustice in South Africa, though her parents' posting there was when Rachel was an adult and they say she never even visited them.

The last straw may have been the claim her parents beat her and her siblings with :Baboon whips".

She is also suing her parents, only the cause of action isn't reported.

I suspect her parent's decision to out her is related to the claims of physical abuse and the lawsuit. They need to destroy her credibility lest she ruin their reputation.

Posted by: NC Mountain Girl at June 12, 2015 02:29 PM (VE0qE)

517 Um...the singular is "criterion".

I denounce myself.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at June 12, 2015 02:34 PM (Y5I9o)

518 At least she's not packing around a mattress yet

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 02:38 PM (39g3+)

519 I find it deplorable that after all the progress we've made, there are still people who don't feel comfortable being who they are.

Posted by: miauxmix at June 12, 2015 02:40 PM (x01Vz)

520 "Stolen Pallor" LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 02:57 PM (9HoBs)

521 As we knew, she did this to take advantage of something by portraying a black person. In this case, a full scholarship to Howard University as she transferred from Jackson, MS and her art portfolio was depicting African Art. She also lived in a reconciliation type hippie-dippy commune as well as having adopted black siblings. So, with full scholarship in hand, and at a predominately black university, she continued the ruse until it, well, absorbed into her pores.

Reading the comments on WaPo sort of made me want to be a French anthropologist again to try to understand the comments on c'est la vie, she can be the facial mole on Obongo's greasy face if she wants to...because Caitlyn. But, unfortunately, I cannot study the Liberals in the Mist as I have a hair appt.

This should bring ole Liawatha's lying about her race to front. And Ward Churchill. All three represented themselves falsely aka LIED to gain either scholarship or a job.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 12, 2015 03:09 PM (FCPu0)

522 In a sane world, with honest, bold comedians and entertainers, yeah it would. Late night would be full of mockery. SNL would do skits. Stand up comics would riff on these bozos. It would be popular culture.

But that hurts the Democrats, it damages the left's agenda and so it won't happen.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 03:11 PM (39g3+)

523 One more thang...her former husband was a "Kevin More." Common name...but one who videoed the arrest in Baltimore. Same guy or same name?

#buttermybuttandcallmeabisquit

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 12, 2015 03:14 PM (FCPu0)

524 Chick is batshit insane.

Posted by: Dindu Nuffin at June 12, 2015 03:14 PM (9VLhN)

525 I think someone suing their parents is probably a big red flag.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 03:34 PM (9HoBs)

526 Imagine the confusion when she shows up at the next #BlackLivesMatter rallye....

Posted by: JohnMc at June 12, 2015 04:04 PM (RHBWt)

527 #FakeBlackPeopleLiesMatter

Posted by: builderd at June 12, 2015 04:24 PM (QC6zJ)

528 I have less money than I'd like to have.

I was born #WrongBankAccount.

So where do I Name It and Claim It.

Posted by: dissent555 at June 12, 2015 04:53 PM (yR6A1)

529 Rachel's blog advertises a "Controversial-issues Mediation Process" that might actually come in handy right about now...

Posted by: House of Payne at June 12, 2015 05:10 PM (83rH4)

530
And y'all thought I was joking when I said that when the time was right, I would come out as a transgendered lesbian woman of color.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 12, 2015 05:26 PM (1hM1d)

531 That's deplorable behavior.

Posted by: Tania Head at June 12, 2015 06:22 PM (RSqNo)

532 We are truly living in a post-racial America. Now where is the black face?

Posted by: RGallegos at June 12, 2015 10:39 PM (49Jfq)

533 forgive me if this has been posted already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akEC4UGX-8g

Posted by: Johnny Boy at June 14, 2015 09:31 AM (QFI86)

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