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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
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MisHum:
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J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
#IBelieveRachel
I totally believe her in all her claims.
Don't care about #racheldolezal's race. This is disturbing http://t.co/JAj5Dpksa9 pic.twitter.com/REJ3ee2h33
— F. Bill McMorris (@FBillMcMorris) June 12, 2015Dolezal, 37, avoided answering questions directly about her race and ethnicity Thursday, saying, “I feel like I owe my executive committee a conversation” before engaging in a broader discussion with the community about what she described as a “multilayered” issue. “That question is not as easy as it seems,” she said after being contacted at Eastern Washington University, where she’s a part-time professor in the Africana Studies Program. “There’s a lot of complexities … and I don’t know that everyone would understand that.” Later, in an apparent reference to the origins of human life in Africa, Dolezal added: “We’re all from the African continent.”Update: The NAACP has decided to believe her too.
*blinks* RT @thehill: UPDATE: @NAACP releases statement on #RachelDolezal http://t.co/6CWgJIB9yd pic.twitter.com/xWxAAChAy2
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) June 12, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:02 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 12:02 PM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Snafu at June 12, 2015 12:03 PM (bTy9+)
And if she is willing to come down to my office lil Bill and I will.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 12, 2015 12:03 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2015 12:04 PM (u82oZ)
Carrying over from the other thread.
Lizzy, I thought the Chappelle KKK sketch was comedy genius.
I did not see that it was about self hating blacks.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 12:04 PM (+aCe4)
Did Rachel invent the Opti-Grab?
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 12, 2015 12:04 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 12:04 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 12:04 PM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Caitlyn at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (B3WUC)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Rachael Jeantel at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (LF5/M)
Posted by: Snafu at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (bTy9+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (u82oZ)
At one point the reporter (who obviously thinks it's all bullshit) says "So, in addition to this case, you had someone target your house too. Do you feel like the police have done enough to try to track down this person who's been terrorizing you?"
Hilarious.
Posted by: Lauren at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (voUxQ)
Posted by: liberal logic at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (8DXSv)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Snafu at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (bTy9+)
Posted by: Icky Elf at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (6jUB7)
Posted by: Old Hob at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (NBhge)
The Human Stain by some person 'Roth', but backwards.
Start at the end and read to the beginning?
Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (TUmPT)
Posted by: Lauren at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition greatest thing since before sliced bread at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Snafu at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (bTy9+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (VPLuQ)
Rodger, Rodger
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (LLL5q)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (LA7Cm)
___
Ah, Ms Dolezal this is the police. We have good news, bad news, and uhh other news.
The good news is we found the culprit of the hate crime against you, and as you guessed the individual is a lily-white racist.
The bad news is that we can tell you that we've tracked this person to your house...right now.
And the other...news is that we can also confirm you are the only person in the house.
Posted by: The local police at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Security Department at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (oZr5y)
Are there reporters outside her house? job? If not, why not?
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2015 12:10 PM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at June 12, 2015 12:10 PM (LZEIy)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (oZr5y)
Isn't this the time of year her Native American people would be hunting buffalo? Or would this be the time her African people would be hunting antelope?
So confusing...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (FsuaD)
In German, it means 'suffering envy,' as in 'suffering the envy of others.'
That HAS to become part of the lexicon since it so well encapsulates the thinking of the SJWs.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (LZEIy)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (+aCe4)
I just love the phrase 'sentient kwanza cake' so much.
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 12:12 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at June 12, 2015 12:12 PM (FsuaD)
Finally. A cop gets to look wide eyed at his boss and use the "It's coming from inside the house!" line.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 12:12 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:12 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Only PDX GOP at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (LLL5q)
Can you get the Spokane police department to look into this? We really enjoy those pizzas he leaves out for us. TIA!
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (Orv1g)
Posted by: Old Hob at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (NBhge)
Trust me, you didn't want to be in her suburb during the seasonal migration of the buffalo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (oZr5y)
MarkKirk just called and relayed an alternate post title for Ace:
Rachel Dolezal Is A Ho With No 'Fro
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (E9liA)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (uPxUo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:13 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: scrood at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (3b9U4)
Posted by: The local police at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM
The hate is coming from INSIDE the house!!!11!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: RUReadingthis at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (1xtIS)
Or would this be the time her African people would be hunting antelope?
Not trampled by bison or elephant?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (yWfMC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (F2IAQ)
I snorfled.
A. Lot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (0HooB)
Also:
Dolezal self-identifies as a Velociraptor, saying "Ultimately, we're all from Gondwanaland."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 12:14 PM
Grievance Studies professors seem to do it all the time.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: exhelodrvr at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (x4xDj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (LLL5q)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Security Department
The tits are not calm. Repeat. The tits are not calm.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (yWfMC)
Posted by: X at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (xGNLA)
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at June 12, 2015 12:16 PM (LF5/M)
Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 12:16 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2015 12:16 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:16 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM
OK...what have you guys been saying to Jane D'oh?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:16 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Home of the Vulgar Boatman! at June 12, 2015 12:16 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Steve Martin at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (/EkKm)
Fake black + fake Indian > fake Indian
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (oZr5y)
Posted by: exhelodrvr at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (x4xDj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Ma Bell at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: Fox Mulder at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (8t/08)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:15 PM (yWfMC)
The legs are in the air. Repeat. The legs are in the air.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 12, 2015 12:17 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: SGTYork at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (/yNLK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (FsuaD)
Shouldn't that be "envying the suffering of others?"
/Mr. Language Person
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Barbara Billingsly at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (NBhge)
Would you hit it?
Posted by: exhelodrvr at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (x4xDj)
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: FDR's TV at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: Fauxahontas at June 12, 2015 12:18 PM (4sdi3)
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 12:19 PM (Orv1g)
Pity no one is happy with who they are anymore.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:19 PM (kmtse)
For extra Lulz, Dolezal's NAACP was involved when the city gave a "historic first" black commemoration to a white guy:
Dolezal said she was familiar with Oliver's name from references in books that researched the African-American community's roots in Spokane. She's seen a picture of bearded Oliver, who admittedly doesn't look African-American, but that doesn't really prove anything, she added.
"Visible identity is just one factor," Dolezal said. People of mixed race in that era often tried to pass as white "for purposes of survival," Dolezal said. "Now, that might be seen as a little bit of a traitorous act. Given the time, it's forgivable, looking back in hindsight."
Spokesman-Review 29 Apr. 2015
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:19 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: wooga at June 12, 2015 12:19 PM (dwI4P)
http://tinyurl.com/3pv58k3
Who it is not ok to mock.
Seriously don't start mocking him or you may lose 10 minutes to LOL.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?feature=player_embedded
&v=3x1Lt4qBZi0
Posted by: DaveA at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM (lIU4e)
Now they are nothing more than a sub-chapter of the Democratic Party and if we had an honest government they would not have tax free status.
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM (Orv1g)
Has anyone asked the university?
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: DaveA at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (vgIRn)
contacted at Eastern Washington University, where she's a part-time
professor in the Africana Studies Program.
So much lol.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (2+NAG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (JBggj)
They are just making it all up, and with a complicit media whose to stop them?
Posted by: petunia at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (VoCyE)
evaluation due to affirmative action by lying and claiming she was
black?
___
Uh, I'm pretty sure just thinking this question is racist.
Posted by: Sen. Warren at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: X at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (xGNLA)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (VndSC)
Has anyone asked the university?
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM
FYNQ.
Posted by: Eastern Washington University at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (E9liA)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
I agree. It's taken the focus off the McKinney sideshow.
Posted by: fly gal at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Ted Danson at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (LF5/M)
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Octomom at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (8t/08)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:23 PM (qCMvj)
And this little one, too. I took the bait, the hook, line and sinker, too.
Then I read his Twatter feed. I felt like an idiot for a few nanoseconds before I started laughing uncontrollably.
Dude is almost as good at trolling as you, Ace.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:23 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: X at June 12, 2015 12:23 PM (xGNLA)
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:23 PM (iQIUe)
what if we were all WrongSkins, born into the bodies of other commenters?
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (PA7DS)
Where's Hector??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:23 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ted Danson at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM
Word.
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (h4vJk)
And if the black people didn't see this coming . . . well, they deserve it. You hitched your wagon to the Church of the Perpetually Aggrieved. Did you really think you were the only Holy Victims qualified for canonization?
See, the gays are the new black. Latinos almost made the cut, but they go to church too much and too many of them vote for Republicans.
Supporting the gays is a lot easier--with all the same moral preening payoff--as supporting the blacks.
Because the gays are largely rich and well-off--they don't need your money or your time. And you get to go to nice parties in fancy places, not down to the ghettos and slums.
And here's the thing: You have to support the notion that it's normal for one to think they were born the wrong sex instead of that being a mental illness. Otherwise, you get into the very, very dangerous territory that "hey, maybe large chunks of other (homosexual) behavior is really a mental illness."
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (ZvKdv)
I get that "one's racial identity is not a qualifying criteria or disqualifying standard for NAACP leadership," but shouldn't blatantly LYING about one's racial identity be a disqualifying standard for NAACP leadership?
I mean, the problem is not that she's white; the problem is that she has spent decades LYING that she's black.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (o8Gus)
Posted by: jwest at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (9ZZd+)
***
The point of modern leftwing politics is not to advance any particular policy goal. It is to grand more power to the left.
Trans-racialism would not help the cause so this woman is doomed....though frankly the only difference between Dolezal and Jenner is that race is a fluid thing...and gender is NOT.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (78TbK)
The key line is:
I am not black, I am white.
I am not Tyrone, I am Hunter
This is an impossibly funny story, probably the most concrete proof of a divinely ordained universe in the past year.
Posted by: Arkady at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (ET/v4)
Hair frizz treatment - check
Say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud - check
Okay, what's next? I got it. NAACP preezy.
Posted by: Hank at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (y0s0q)
Posted by: Ray Charles at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (FsuaD)
Apparently, lying about race or making false police reports is not a disqualifying standard for NAACP leadership.
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (8t/08)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Home of the Vulgar Boatman! at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (hLRSq)
Some teen put on too much bronzer took a snap of herself and was ripped a new one on the internet. Why isnt this woman getting the same treatment with her blackface act?
Posted by: Bruce
Speaking of which, we cool now too?
Posted by: Ted Danson in Black Face
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (kdS6q)
Circles within circles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (2+NAG)
But considering her other "attributes" one can only come to the conclusion that she should be in a rubber room wearing a reverse overcoat with buckles.
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2015 12:24 PM
She misspoke.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (h4vJk)
There's also the issue of a lot of organizations caught up in this don't want to admit they were duped by the white woman playing in her complex minstrel show, so they'll just pretend they're totes cool with all this. Because to do otherwise will make them look bad.
Posted by: elaine at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (Y0Piu)
And the way he gets that number is by polling 10 people including himself. Hee.
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Dingy Harry at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (LF5/M)
Terminus Identity @primatemachine 3 hours ago
Too awesome! @GodfreyElfwick made it to BBC again, speaking her black woman truth!
pic.twitter.com/MIb7jAq3qG
you can read what the bbc said over at Godfrey's feed or Terminus's
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (h4vJk)
gather up some government contracts with my new persona as a
Black/Eskimo handicapped woman?
___
The Warren administration would get to the bottom of such an outrage! I will not stand by and see people abuse AA for their out racist benefit!
Posted by: Sen. Warren at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (Sda6L)
Say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud - check
__________________
Those have to be hair extensions. No way that hair is her own hair. There is no treatment that could make thin, limp blonde hair look like her hair looks now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (o8Gus)
See - The Barrel is dissolving his hashtag.
Posted by: DaveA at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Wendy at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (KydDZ)
Two issues would decide - 1) number of beers consumed by hit-er, and b) is she talking?
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (sPO3u)
So congratulations, ma'am: You are now more authentically black than Condoleezza Rice.
Posted by: JPS at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (jrGUD)
Posted by: Hank at June 12, 2015 12:27 PM (y0s0q)
Posted by: Bruce
----------------
Ross gets a spray-on tan. Pretty funny:
http://tinyurl.com/k4qgjwl
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:28 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Null at June 12, 2015 12:28 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 12:28 PM (TUmPT)
Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 12:28 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Cain at June 12, 2015 12:28 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (FsuaD)
Rachel will never replace Aunt Jemima as the breakfast standard in America because she's a white bitch!
She may honk the brother's love stick, but she's still a honkey bitch!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (P330y)
At last, Dr. King's dream has come true: skin color no longer matters, and you no longer have to go the Michael Jackson route to change it.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (iIzG7)
All kinds of crazy stuff on the internet! What can you believe?
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (ME3Du)
***
Our culture no longer marginalizes the insane, so it is hardly a surprise.
This is actually not surprising though as a complication of the hard left's take over of our culture.
A significant chunk of the left is mentally ill - at least as mental illness was defined before the left took over psychology...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (78TbK)
world's loonies are getting more active and visible this year than in
the past? It doesn't seem a week goes by without some nutcase bursting
loose with something or another.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Home of the Vulgar Boatman! at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM (hLRSq)
It seems that way to me, too. I don't know that they're getting more active, possibly just more visible owing to the democratization of the media. People whose babbling would once have been stifled - and quite rightly, too - now are heard, thanks to our open mic culture.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Jaimo at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (9U1OG)
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (ME3Du)
Yep, the NAACP will protect liars, frauds, and criminals (see her position*) if they fit in their ideological tribe. Just wow.
*Falsified Application To Get City 'Police Oversight' Position, City 'Limited' Background Checks Because Didn't Want To Foreclose Applicants With Problems In Past...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM (qCMvj)
And payday
With no ATMS
I'm going to sleep fk this
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 12, 2015 12:30 PM (8t/08)
http://tinyurl.com/q93j23x
Rachel Dolezal has fourteen years of experience as an exhibiting artist and has taught K-12 & college art lessons in public, private, and non-traditional school settings. Her works have been featured in The Artist's Magazine, shown in 13 states and displayed at the United Nations Headquarters in New York.
This is really working out for her.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 12:30 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 12, 2015 12:30 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: a melanin handicapped Moron at June 12, 2015 12:30 PM (LF5/M)
Please don't let me be born into Ace's body. We all know where that bodies been.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 12:30 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 12:30 PM (XUKZU)
144 If we're all wrongskins that will really confuse the Chinese hackers.
They're all video game veterans, they'll have an app for that.
Posted by: Speller at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (hHs1b)
Admit it...
Godfrey is you.
Or AtC.
Or both.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 12:29 PM
Now that you mention it, has anyone seen the Empress lately?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (h4vJk)
Lotta strands to keep straight in ole Duder's head.
Posted by: chiefjaybob at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (4CBaM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Tawana Brawley at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 12:25 PM
Too early for Thread Winnah?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:26 PM (h4vJk)
Nope... and I concur.... shall we poll the jury?
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bubba at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (bpn7O)
We are the people we have been waiting for.
Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (TUmPT)
Posted by: Ray Charles at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (LA7Cm)
Lord, that hairstyle:
static01.nyt.com/images/2015/06/13/us/13naacp-web/13spokane-web-superJumbo.jpg
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (k2QA3)
Los Angeles NAACP chapter calls soul Man movie racist
http://tinyurl.com/psea8bu
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: mindful webworker - grumpy today with a chance of frowns at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (hpmES)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (oKE6c)
Does she have any rhythm?
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (S+el1)
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Yep. Gift that keeps giving and giving.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (fWAjv)
Fuck, that's funny. And I second that for Thread Winner."
Yeh...that's a wrap..
Next thread please.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 12, 2015 12:31 PM (qh617)
Yep. My vote for thread winnah.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (nmqrH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (FsuaD)
I can understand families who are distraught and want to believe, but everyone else shd get a clue.
It's scarey how gullible people are including on conservative blogs.
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Comdedy, becoming Reality at June 12, 2015 12:33 PM (qh617)
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2015 12:22 PM (PA7DS)
Well, it is Friday. I suppose it could be a freaky one.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Home of the Vulgar Boatman! at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (6r2Z/)
Posted by: Liz Warren at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (oKE6c)
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You never stated if you're male or female.
Or am I a hater? I should be turned on by either, right?
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (ME3Du)
I love...love...that the NAACP say race does not matter.
I wonder of our dear beloved Liawatha is cringing a bit today. Of course, who would know as she is always cringing with that permanent lib frown. Ward Churchill. We can all be who we wanted to be.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (FCPu0)
Her Malevolence received her weekly tour of the Ravage paddocks just this morning.
She used the word, "adequate." Here's hoping I get to sleep inside this weekend.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (PtTYB)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (nFdGS)
Translation: "I lied."
**
or "I hope I can convince stupid people that these words sound smart"
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (nmqrH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (F2IAQ)
Los Angeles NAACP chapter calls soul Man movie racist
http://tinyurl.com/psea8bu
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM
Nah...consistency was just made up by the white man to oppress minorities, amirite?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:35 PM (ME3Du)
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Damn near a requirement.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 12:35 PM (XUKZU)
She's moar pretty, so the uglyprogmob rage is magnified.
Posted by: wooga at June 12, 2015 12:35 PM (dwI4P)
Has anyone mentioned she was married to a Black man and her parents had adopted FOUR Black children?
The Black man divorced her.
This family has some serious identity issues.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:35 PM (0FSuD)
***
Online dating sites hardest hit.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2015 12:35 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at June 12, 2015 12:36 PM (M98k8)
Truth is no longer provable. Reality is not what it seems.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 12:36 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:35 PM
Hmmm.....this idea has merit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:36 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 12, 2015 12:36 PM (iIzG7)
We are the people we have been waiting for.
Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 12:32 PM (TUmPT)
We are the people we have been avoiding on the street all these years.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:37 PM (oKE6c)
Her hair varies and that is no biggie (see: Mooch wighat collection).
This is great. She must be in bed with covers over her curls today, chomping down xanax.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 12:37 PM (FCPu0)
Bet on it.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 12, 2015 12:36 PM (iIzG7)
Ummm....
Posted by: John Boehner at June 12, 2015 12:37 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:37 PM (ME3Du)
Rachel believes she can excel as a black person, but not as a white. In her mind, she's the secretly capable person running in the Special Olympics.
Would her "art" be shown if she was white? Would she have a teaching job if she were just another pale girl from the suburbs?
Posted by: jwest at June 12, 2015 12:37 PM (9ZZd+)
___
You see, if you think the right thoughts, good things will happen.
If you think wrong thoughts, bad things will happen.
You don't have to actually do anything though.
Isn't it easy once you get it?
Posted by: The Left at June 12, 2015 12:37 PM (78TbK)
You mean like AtC in Fenelon Spoke?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (2+NAG)
Posted by: Baron von Munchausen at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (Spluw)
Now, I don't know Rachel's motivation. But maybe she really thinks she is black.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (EHnoG)
Posted by: mugiwara at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (Gntnq)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (FCPu0)
Ok, so I live in realityville and know I can only be me, not some imagined made up BS person that I wanted to project on the real world.
Used to be people like that were called either 'wannabe's' or bat shit crazy.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (4CRfK)
Posted by: Cankles Clinton at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (LF5/M)
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They're not disabled, they're differently-abled.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (XUKZU)
Then, I would check 'all that apply' (3 boxes).
Now, I don't even bother filling that out.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (W5DcG)
http://tinyurl.com/q48vg72
'The Great Escape'
This deerhide bas-relief sculpture is accented with oil paint and oil pastels. 16'x11' My son calls this piece, 'The KKK Stuck in the Brown Space,' which may be better than the original title.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (fWAjv)
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Definitely racist. Have you ever thought that maybe her family lore said she was 1/32th native American, err, black?
Posted by: Sen. Warren at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (C9pBZ)
#RachelDolezal is NOT black.
*shakes head*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (kdS6q)
I need a program. This is getting too complicated.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Rusty the baliff at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (Spluw)
I'd respond, "Human, last time I checked."
Damn, I really hate people sometimes.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (iIzG7)
Really, this should be a monument to the end of Satire and the Reign of the Absurd.
Posted by: Arkady at June 12, 2015 12:40 PM (ET/v4)
Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 12, 2015 12:40 PM (PtTYB)
Posted by: Rachel the Darkie at June 12, 2015 12:40 PM (P330y)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 12:40 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: RKae
Hmmm.....this idea has merit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Physics is gonna suck when they start slipping out of high speed rides at Six Flags.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:40 PM (yWfMC)
Oompa-Loompas?
___
I am going to send the tax payers down the chocolate river...after I squeeze all the juice out of them...
Posted by: John Boehner at June 12, 2015 12:40 PM (78TbK)
Let me tell you, I sympathize. I am Catholic but I was circumscribed as a baby.
Now many think I am Jewish. Not that there is anything wrong with that but I'm not Jewish. So I am #WrongForeksin . Despite not having one I have always felt like I have a fore skin. I know what this poor women is going through.
Posted by: Rocks at June 12, 2015 12:41 PM (Q1lie)
THAT'S FISHEST! U HATER!
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:39 PM (C9pBZ)
Piscine-Americans have an upstream fight to get along swimmingly in America!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:41 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 12, 2015 12:38 PM (W5DcG)
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A ssassy black transgendered woman?
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:41 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Home of the Vulgar Boatman! at June 12, 2015 12:41 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 12, 2015 12:41 PM (+Z+Ci)
Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Are they out of the mainstream?
Posted by: political bullshiter at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Mitch Hedburg at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: THings that make you go hmmm at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: major major major major at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (Z4zZ1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: political bullshiter at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (Spluw)
Naw, they pool their votes.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Tandy Leather at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (Spluw)
They sing soul/Motown and call themselves "brothers" who are "righteous" and are white?
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: John Boehner at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (oKE6c)
Nobody knows my sorrow
Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Glory, Hallelujah
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: RKae
------------------------
Kewl! Now I'll finally be able to identify myself as a Zeta Reticulian!
Posted by: Giorgi Touskalos at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (Orv1g)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (LA7Cm)
One would hope they still accept white leaders.
http://tinyurl.com/pznstob
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (0FSuD)
All of these new social rules are confusing and gay.
Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: major major major major at June 12, 2015 12:43 PM (Z4zZ1)
If the inside is pinker than the outside, like a Tootsie Pop with the bubble gum center . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (St6BJ)
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There's huge fight going on about that. Check out the Other McCain. He writes a lot about it.
Lesbians who are angry (imagine that!) about men invading "women only spaces."
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (ME3Du)
One can land all sorts of jobs based entirely on one's race if you're a minority, but not the other way around.
I personally know two white people who pose as minorities, and in one case it has indeed landed them big jobs.
I know a Jewish girl who claims to be Hispanic, and she got a extremely desirable job where they were desperately looking to "diversify" with a minority hire. She would not have gotten it if she had honestly presented herself as Jewish. (Her Jewish mother, you see, divorced her Jewish dad, and then married a guy a with an Hispanic name when my friend was in her teens, and after high school she decided to take her step-dad's last name, to score college grants, which she did. It snowballed form there.)
I know another white guy who pretends to be Asian, too. In this case however, it hasn't done him much good, because Asians are discriminated against too.
Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (jBuUi)
What, too soon? Should I have waited for the 300 plus crowd?
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: coach fucker at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Reality Man at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (BNEdd)
USAToday falls for what I'm being told is a parody account, that trolls nonsense hoping to hook someone.
OMFG! I know I'm late to the thread but that is sooo obviously a troll account. We were marveling at it in the Dump thread.
Oh that's rich. USA Today. Gatekeepers.
*picks self off floor*
*wipes stale beer and sawdust off pants*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (neUDT)
Posted by: Mitch Hedburg at June 12, 2015 12:42 PM (OQ9R7)
Sex? Male ( ) Female ( ) yes (X)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (S+el1)
Anyone here rermember Godfrey Cambridge in "The Watermelon Man"?
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (TV9BR)
One would hope they still accept white leaders.
http://tinyurl.com/pznstob
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (0FSuD)
Jeez, 2 of the 3 founders were Jooz!
(Jeez, Jooz?)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (St6BJ)
I miss the rains down in Africa,......
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: West at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (1Rgee)
Obama there shilling for it.... which he DID not do for ObamaCare...
Which means this is more important to his agenda, than that was....
Danger.... danger Will Robinson....
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 12, 2015 12:46 PM (qh617)
Anyone here rermember Godfrey Cambridge in "The Watermelon Man"?
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (iIzG7)
Yes indeed. That was a movie that actually started out quite good and funny, and then it went dark. No, I mean "dark."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:46 PM (St6BJ)
Seriously, what do lawyers do here?
Bill everyone!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:46 PM (yWfMC)
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:46 PM (iQIUe)
I'm a baritone, but I've been told not to sing "Old Man River," due to being the wrong race.
Finally! I can sing it!
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:46 PM (ME3Du)
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 12, 2015 12:46 PM (DKgtk)
(Jeez, Jooz?)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (St6BJ)
There is a Jooz in the wood pile.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (0FSuD)
I miss the rains down in Africa,......
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (/HC6x)
Horrible song.
"The Serenget - EEEE"
Ugh. Clunky, hokey lyrics.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life
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Well, we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto!
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (ME3Du)
Multilayered
This is like all those empty corporate buzzwords that people toss around to pad their writing.
Somebody (meaning I'm too lazy to do it)
need to put together a comprehensive list of empty social justice buzzwords,
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (xSCb6)
Now that gig no longer works?!?
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (Orv1g)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (LA7Cm)
Ooh, Baby Baby -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgvz7dZM1MQ
by...
...wait for it...
Todd Rundgren.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (0HooB)
Why all the red faces today?
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Hank at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (y0s0q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (FsuaD)
I wonder if she sign forms under penatly of perjury claiming she is black?
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:47 PM (yWfMC)
"Science" as defined by the Liberal Intelligencia, says that the cradle of man is in Africa. Does that mean every human on the planet is African?
If yes, where can I get my Obamaphone and EBT card? I also hear Preezy O is going to pay for the gas in my car.... and the premium cable channels are are human right!
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at June 12, 2015 12:48 PM (eV59V)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 12, 2015 12:48 PM (nFdGS)
Pedestrian At Best
~ Courtney Barnett
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-nr1nNC3ds
Pedestrian At Best
I love you I hate you I'm on the fence it all depends whether I'm up I'm down I'm on the mend trendsetting on reality I like you despise you admire you what are we gonna do when everything all falls through I must confess I've made a mess of what should be a small success but I digress at least I've tried my very best I guess this that the other why even bother it won't be with me on my death bed but ill still be in your head
put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint
you tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey
I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny
my internal monologue is saturated analog it's scratched and drifting I've become attached to the idea it's all a shifting dream bittersweet philosophy I've got no idea how I even got here I'm resentful I'm having an existential time crisis what bliss daylight savings wont fix this mess under worked and oversexed I must express my disinterest the rats are back inside my head what would Freud've said
chorus
I want to wash out my head with turpentine cyanide I dislike this internal diatribe when I try to catch your eye I hate seeing you crying in the kitchen I don't know why it makes me like this when you're not even mine to consider erroneous harmonious I'm hardly sanctimonious dirty clothes I suppose we all outgrow ourselves I'm a fake I'm a phony I'm awake I'm alone I'm homely I'm a Scorpio
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:48 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 12:48 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: The Offspring at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (AbmsP)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (XQcoc)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (yWfMC)
Posted by: Harry Ried at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (S+el1)
Watered-down Melanin Man.
And with that, Mongo Santamaria:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLpii6eoaRc
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (FsuaD)
Oddly I went to bed a WASP and woke up to be a bumblebee.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (iQIUe)
Anyone here rermember Godfrey Cambridge in "The Watermelon Man"?
Posted by: Keith Arno
Yes, but the whole point is that in the past, black people felt they could be more successful if they posed as WHITE. And now -- it is exactly the reverse! White people feel they would have more chances if they posed as black.
Complete reversal in a very short span of time.
Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (C9pBZ)
About half of the original MoTown musicians... the guys who played instruments... were White...
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (qh617)
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This is a cheap shot at me,right?
Posted by: Michael Bolton at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: coach fucker at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM
Back off, weirdo.
Posted by: Teen boy in a Penn State locker room at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: The Offspring at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (AbmsP)
It's the modified Jew-fro and bronzing cream what did it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: The Offspring at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (AbmsP)
Kick her lily ass.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: CUS at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (wcLJG)
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (ME3Du)
Posted by: Teen boy in a Penn State locker room at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (h4vJk)
Howz'at?
- - Denny Hastert
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 12:50 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (oDCMR)
I believe that is what her argument will be.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (TOk1P)
she got a extremely desirable job where they were desperately looking to
"diversify" with a minority hire. She would not have gotten it if she
had honestly presented herself as Jewish. (Her Jewish mother, you see,
divorced her Jewish dad, and then married a guy a with an Hispanic name
when my friend was in her teens, and after high school she decided to
take her step-dad's last name, to score college grants, which she did.
It snowballed form there.)
I know another white guy who pretends to be Asian, too. In this case
however, it hasn't done him much good, because Asians are discriminated
against too.
Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2015 12:44 PM (jBuUi)
Shit, I know an injuin in the US Senate.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky
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I've imagined worse.
Posted by: Kafka at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (F2IAQ)
They knew. That's why they aren't shocked.
They knew she took a "black" spot on the university faculty and we're perfectly comfortable with that
Think about that. So affirmative action preferences have nothing to do with race
They are political appointments
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (neUDT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:49 PM (FsuaD)
#BlackLivesAntiMatter
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: George Soros at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (RrEUj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:51 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Readline Header at June 12, 2015 12:52 PM (7u7u7)
I might be Inuit tomorrow after being Russian today. Life is full of variety. I might be a hermaphrodite somedays as well. You just never know. And if lying about my sex or race can help me, you betcha! I need to tell my son to lie on his college loan that he was black. And for my mother to like on forms that she is black to get that black farming bill reparation.
Life is good.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 12:52 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:52 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (h4vJk)
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It'd be a hell of a lot easier to find than his birth certificate was!
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (ME3Du)
http://bit.ly/1MPaPvT
Some conservatives are being terrible about Rachel Dolezal, but mostly people are just confused
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (C9pBZ)
My ancestors arrived in Hungary from Spain after the Inquisition.
Therefore, "soy Latino!" Con a clipped pinga.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 12:52 PM
Huge riots in Baltimore.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: BurtTC
Sooooooo, EVERYBODY and their cousin can start checking off black and/or hispanic? Or feather Indian?
It'd be funny watching the Asian Student Union declare itself to be a satellite chapter of the Black Student Union.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Notes from Bizzaro World, AKA Earth 2015 at June 12, 2015 12:54 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 12, 2015 12:54 PM (Orv1g)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:54 PM (St6BJ)
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The "confused" people would be the left.
...As usual.
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 12:54 PM (ME3Du)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 12, 2015 12:54 PM (Orv1g)
Posted by: Warren for presidt'n at June 12, 2015 12:55 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 12, 2015 12:55 PM (neUDT)
Salon's "calling out" conservatives on the attack of poor Rachfro
http://bit.ly/1MPaPvT
Some conservatives are being terrible about Rachel Dolezal, but mostly people are just confused
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (qCMvj)
Lol. This from Salon, who did an article on conservatives not having a sense of humor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:55 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at June 12, 2015 12:55 PM (uPxUo)
Posted by: West at June 12, 2015 12:45 PM (1Rgee)
#Wrongdick ! You must treat me as being hung like John Holmes!
Posted by: That guy who totally doesn't have a substandard schlong at June 12, 2015 12:55 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 12:56 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 12:56 PM (yWfMC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:56 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 12, 2015 12:56 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Saddam at June 12, 2015 12:56 PM (jtQ8E)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at June 12, 2015 12:57 PM (K1SnB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:57 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: saddman at June 12, 2015 12:57 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (FsuaD)
Therefore, "soy Latino!" Con a clipped pinga.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (St6BJ)
Don't laugh. Spain just passed a law. If you can prove they left then, you can get a Spanish passport.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (0FSuD)
Strangely, ABC sports felt it was necessary to show Lebron James Caucasian penis on national television last night.
Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (UzPAd)
"Horrible song. "
You're a racist.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at June 12, 2015 12:57 PM (K1SnB)
Maybe. But it is horrible.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (h4vJk)
http://tinyurl.com/qdch84e
And this is just another tragic reminder that South Park USED to be funny.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (TOk1P)
-Posted by: Saddam at June 12, 2015 12:56 PM (jtQ8E)
When, exactly was that?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (cVDoq)
As were the Muscle Shoals Swampers. I ran across the promo for the documentary on MS and it has Berry Gordy 'splainin' to somebody who wants those "great black musicians."
Gordy says, "Umm, they're a bit pale..."
And IIRC, Todd is from Philly, so there's that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:55 PM (FsuaD)
on the bright side, Ben Shapiro, Iowahawk, etc are getting some linkies there.
Once you're hooked on that
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 12:58 PM (0FSuD)
Really?!
But, they're beyond bankrupt and they hate Jooz. And yet, Barcelona and tapas beckon.
Let me consider this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (St6BJ)
So technically, if F.W. deKlerk became a US citizen he would be African American.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:57 PM (St6BJ)
Charlize Theron is African American.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (FsuaD)
Thereeeeeeza Heinz Kerry ran into exactly this problem. She referred to herself as an African American, and some black leaders became apoplectic. That cam and went quickly in 2004.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (Y4US3)
They are political appointments based on adherence to liberal dogma
They are political appointments
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (neUDT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:59 PM (FsuaD)
I thought she was a Canuck? I stand corrected.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:00 PM (St6BJ)
We give them tenure.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:00 PM (oVJmc)
I really think so
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2015 01:00 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (St6BJ)
It was Republican abolitionists who would have mixed-race people give speeches against slavery, to showcase how retarded slavery was, especially the one drop rule.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (ME3Du)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (neUDT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 12, 2015 12:21 PM (kmtse)
So is a gay octoroon a macacaroon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (+HkUE)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (oKE6c)
Of course. Gotta protect the racket.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (CxEX+)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (EHnoG)
Black men no longer find her attractive.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (IdCqF)
They are working hard at getting lighter since 2008. This chick works on her tan...and, viewing her fair skin and freckles, I'd say she is either eating carrots by the pound daily or spray tannin' herself into a chemical biohazard.
Either way, funny stuff today, Ace and Morons and 'ettes.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I needed this. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (FCPu0)
We give them tenure.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:00 PM (oVJmc)
hell.... they're in charge of Congress and the Administration..
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (qh617)
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (ME3Du)
Manfred "Cracked up like a douche" Mann.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (St6BJ)
It'd be funny watching the Asian Student Union declare itself to be a satellite chapter of the Black Student Union.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (Spluw)
This is actually going to be pretty fun, watching the extent to which people will find new ways to decide they are who they do not appear to be.
All you ageists out there, you will no longer be able to tell Jerry Sandusky and Roman Polanski that they can't boff 10-13 year olds because who are you to say these old guys are not 13 year olds trapped in the bodies of 75 year old men?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:03 PM (St6BJ)
I wrote the "Mitch Hedburg" sock about the race-boxes earlier.
I was trying to lurk and sock, but I had a troll in my crosshairs.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 12, 2015 01:03 PM (OQ9R7)
My ancestors arrived in Hungary from Spain after the Inquisition.
Therefore, "soy Latino!" Con a clipped pinga.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 12:53 PM (St6BJ)
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So, how long were they in Spain? I assume they were run out during the 1400s and they arrived in Spain when? Maybe a 1000 years earlier? So, yeah, you're a spic, Sefton .
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 01:03 PM (iQIUe)
But on twitter I'm seeing some very not amused black people.
However, from now on I self-identify as Antonio Banderas. Either him or Armand Assante. One of the Mambo Kings.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2015 01:01 PM (+HkUE)
Will George Allen please pick up the courtesy banana. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Buffalobob at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (KSwS4)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (oVJmc)
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It was really Rachel.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 01:03 PM (iQIUe)
Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Homer Stokes at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (o7xvY)
Posted by: mc at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (xuXpE)
"The Serenget - EEEE"
Ugh. Clunky, hokey lyrics.
The techno song that samples it (Eric Prydz "Take me away from you") is better.
Posted by: wooga at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (dwI4P)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (yWfMC)
I expect something like, "I'm just jealous that 100% of the passing whites are in the northern hemisphere."
Posted by: Kafka at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (oVJmc)
Or, who can say that 13 year old girl isn't an 18 year old trapped in a young body, at least at the time? She self identified as older and I didn't want to hate on her or violate her identity by disagreeing.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (39g3+)
African.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (oVJmc)
In the words of Dennis Hopper to Christopher Walken, "so you're half eggplant!"
Boom!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Draki at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: Bill Richardson at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: wooga at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (dwI4P)
"The Jerk" was satire.
Sincerely,
Weft T. Cut-loop III
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (uctT+)
THREAD WINNER.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 01:04 PM (RD7QR)
#95 way back in the first thread of the day (Andy's Morning Thread) should be ban-hammered too. Could get Ace in trouble.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (fWAjv)
A sentient Kwanzaa cake.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (0HooB)
Ogres... are like Onions....
Posted by: Shrek at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (qh617)
The "white" courtesy banana?
Posted by: wooga at June 12, 2015 01:06 PM (dwI4P)
Yellow, yellow?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (St6BJ)
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So, kinda of like the ACLU and 'civil liberties'?
Posted by: Kafka at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Draki at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (0eidE)
HA: Obama: Trade bill opposition is a vote against me
Drudge headline link: Ryan Confusion: We are taking power away from the president
Whoa. This TPP thing stinks like last week's roadkill.
Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Navin Johnson at June 12, 2015 01:08 PM (oVJmc)
year old trapped in a young body, at least at the time? She self
identified as older and I didn't want to hate on her or violate her
identity by disagreeing.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (39g3+)
Showing ID at the clubs will be discriminatory. Heck, the clubs that only allow beautiful people in, if I'm a 300 lbs. white guy, who are you to say I'm not Heidi Klum? Are you gonna deny Heidi Klum entrance into your fancy club?
That's what I thought.... now where's all the coke at?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (yWfMC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:05 PM (39g3+)
I'm a trapped little girl who can only be freed by boys.
Posted by: Harry Reid at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (0eidE)
What's the hardest part of a white woman turning black?
Black men no longer find her attractive.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 01:02 PM (XUKZU)
THREAD WINNER! You know she was once married to a Black dude. He knew crazy and divorced her.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (fWAjv)
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Doc, she was fifteen going on thirty five...
Posted by: Randal McMurphy. at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (wrS2o)
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She was 15 years old going on 35, doc. And she told me she was 18. She was very willing. I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut.
-MacMurphy ("One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest")
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 01:09 PM (ME3Du)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 01:10 PM (qCMvj)
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do."
Posted by: Draki at June 12, 2015 01:10 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: Buzzsaw
Half-caffed Mocha frappe with nuts.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 12, 2015 01:11 PM (Spluw)
Aznar lobbied heavily for it. Israelis have trouble traveling and conducting business in europe and the middle east on an Israeli passport
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 12, 2015 01:11 PM (neUDT)
Posted by: Draki at June 12, 2015 01:11 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: RKae at June 12, 2015 01:11 PM (ME3Du)
Posted by: Peter Griffin at June 12, 2015 01:12 PM (kivUY)
Spain has a couple thing going for it. 1) the 2 most valuable sports teams in the world (Real Madrid and Barcelona) 2) REALLY hot women
Posted by: Harry Ried at June 12, 2015 01:12 PM (S+el1)
Stolen Pallor - Slam dunk
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:34 PM (F2IAQ)
Indeed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2015 01:13 PM (+HkUE)
Black women do seem very, very pissed. Very.
And I agree, Stolen Pallor is the perfect term for this. Absolutely magnificent.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:13 PM (39g3+)
"This is great!" - Me in the real world.
Because now I can be anything I damn well say I am and the legal system be damned. Fuck all those 'Affirmative Action' laws and checkboxes on employment forms. Screw the EEOC, I can be a black, divorced female and fill any federal position open now.
No more silent discrimination against being a single white male! YAY ME!!!!
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 12, 2015 01:14 PM (4CRfK)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 01:17 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 01:18 PM (XUKZU)
This gets my vote as well. Make it viral.
Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2015 01:19 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2015 01:19 PM (F2IAQ)
As a cracka I am feeling disenfranchised at the moment. I can't get jobs with my skin color or age. I am also going to lie on forms and say I am 20 yrs younger as well as race and gender unknown.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 01:19 PM (FCPu0)
I now can be a black female named Shaniqua. Isn't this a great country or what.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 12, 2015 01:20 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: House of Payne at June 12, 2015 01:21 PM (83rH4)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 01:21 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:22 PM (oVJmc)
The black women, not thinking it is funny one little bit.
Run. Take first train of plane out of Spokane to Spain and stay out of the rain. #FakeTansMatter
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 12, 2015 01:22 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at June 12, 2015 01:23 PM (1BQGO)
http://tinyurl.com/o7m8ow9
Perhaps the greatest troll to ever be on the internet. This man is doing heroic work to satirize the left.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:24 PM (39g3+)
But watching the left writhe and twist trying to figure out where to go on this, tearing its self apart, that's some fine entertainment. And its detonated the entire identity politics crap that Bruce Jenner was trying to push onto the public.
Personally I think the Caitlyn Jenner crap was a lunacy too far for most people and this may be the final straw.
#StolenPallor
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 01:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chaz at June 12, 2015 01:27 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 12, 2015 01:29 PM (PMlgt)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:30 PM (oVJmc)
http://dolezalconsulting.blogspot.com/
Posted by: House of Payne at June 12, 2015 01:31 PM (83rH4)
Whose to tell Ms. Dolezal she can't live her life as a black woman? How dare anyone try to stop her from being "happy"?
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at June 12, 2015 01:32 PM (K1SnB)
Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at June 12, 2015 01:32 PM (M98k8)
It really sounds like being black was a revenue stream for her.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 01:32 PM (oVJmc)
Insert Kanye West's Gold Digger song right here.
"Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger,
but, she ain't messin' with no broke..."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 01:34 PM (qCMvj)
Pity not all reporters are like this. Maybe in our make-believe world reporters will start doing their job? ha
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 12, 2015 01:36 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Draki at June 12, 2015 01:54 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2015 02:03 PM (rwI+c)
She falsely claims that as a child her parents whipped her with a "baboon whip" that was "similar to the whips used during slavery":
http://easterneronline.com/35006/eagle-life/a-life-to-be-heard/ .
In the same article, she claims that as a child she had to hunt for her food with a bow and arrow, and also claims to have been raped, suffered violent spousal abuse, survived cancer, etc. etc. -- almost certainly all lies as well. Another bizarre detail from the same article: She apparently has a "dreadlocks wig" that she wears, that she claims is made from her own hair (that fell out during her fake cancer).
But wait, there's more!
She is the victim of a series of horrible anti-black racial hate-crimes!
Someone threw (she claims, with no evidence) a NOOSE on her front porch!
http://www.nwcn.com/story/news/local/2014/07/30/12897178/
And then -- she received a racist package in the mail, filled with very evil racist messages!:
http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2015/mar/03/shawn-vestal-naacp-leader-confronts-hate-with-conf/
Included in the package was a video produced by a hate group with the believable name "Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers."
Seriously.
Needless to say, I predict that every claim she's ever made will prove to be a hoax.
Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2015 02:03 PM (jBuUi)
No longer will I be a hyphenated American.
I am just an American.
Posted by: Gunsmoke at June 12, 2015 02:06 PM (fIrXh)
The more we learn about this woman the more she seems like Mattress Girl. Loons of a feather.
There's a pic of her hanging out with Baltimore DA Marilyn Moseby.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 02:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 12, 2015 02:22 PM (g506Z)
Posted by: Ponydaemmerung at June 12, 2015 02:23 PM (1Xq6/)
children when Rachel was around junior high age. They also uprooted the
family quite a bit.
What kind of issues? Rachel insists her father is her step father. She told many colleagues one of her adopted siblings is her son. Then when she walked it back she insisted "but I now have full custody of him" even though he has to be in his mid 20s. She claims to have been born in a teepee, to have had to hunt for her own food with a bow and arrow as a child and to have had her calling as a SJW when she witnessed injustice in South Africa, though her parents' posting there was when Rachel was an adult and they say she never even visited them.
The last straw may have been the claim her parents beat her and her siblings with :Baboon whips".
She is also suing her parents, only the cause of action isn't reported.
I suspect her parent's decision to out her is related to the claims of physical abuse and the lawsuit. They need to destroy her credibility lest she ruin their reputation.
Posted by: NC Mountain Girl at June 12, 2015 02:29 PM (VE0qE)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at June 12, 2015 02:34 PM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: miauxmix at June 12, 2015 02:40 PM (x01Vz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 02:57 PM (9HoBs)
Reading the comments on WaPo sort of made me want to be a French anthropologist again to try to understand the comments on c'est la vie, she can be the facial mole on Obongo's greasy face if she wants to...because Caitlyn. But, unfortunately, I cannot study the Liberals in the Mist as I have a hair appt.
This should bring ole Liawatha's lying about her race to front. And Ward Churchill. All three represented themselves falsely aka LIED to gain either scholarship or a job.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 12, 2015 03:09 PM (FCPu0)
But that hurts the Democrats, it damages the left's agenda and so it won't happen.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 12, 2015 03:11 PM (39g3+)
#buttermybuttandcallmeabisquit
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 12, 2015 03:14 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Dindu Nuffin at June 12, 2015 03:14 PM (9VLhN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 03:34 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: JohnMc at June 12, 2015 04:04 PM (RHBWt)
Posted by: builderd at June 12, 2015 04:24 PM (QC6zJ)
I was born #WrongBankAccount.
So where do I Name It and Claim It.
Posted by: dissent555 at June 12, 2015 04:53 PM (yR6A1)
Posted by: House of Payne at June 12, 2015 05:10 PM (83rH4)
And y'all thought I was joking when I said that when the time was right, I would come out as a transgendered lesbian woman of color.
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