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Overnight Open Thread (28 Mar 2015)
Rum
A beginner's guide to Navy rum.The Royal Navy later tweaked the formula of the rations after the rum had been proved by adding some water and a bit of lime juice to combat scurvy. This healthy cocktail became known as grog after the 18th century British admiral Edward Vernon, better known as "Old Grog" for the waterproof grogram cloak he wore at sea.The Minigun
That was until she learned how condoms are made while taking a sustainable economics course at NYU: Mass-marketed rubbers are often produced using toxic chemicals, unfair wages, child labor or production methods that are harmful to the environment.Celebretard Another reason why you really should never, ever listen to a celebrity. Sharon Stone denies involvement in Chevron shakedown. Sleeping In The Military
So Singer ditched the Durex and went fair-trade.
Yes, like coffee, chocolate and cotton, rubbers are now coming under the scrutiny of fair-trade advocates
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 10:08 PM (1FBjV)
Posted by: huerfano at March 28, 2015 10:09 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2015 10:09 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 28, 2015 10:09 PM (KH1sk)
If you accept 'Microagressions', then you should be hyper-aware of the oppression you are imposing on the oppressed when you... turn on a light switch
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8394
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 28, 2015 10:11 PM (0Ew3K)
You are 'Cis-Gendered' if you are a guy who thinks he's a guy or a lady who thinks she's a lady. Apparently this is wrong and you have no right to oppress people by being normal.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8034
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 28, 2015 10:11 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 28, 2015 10:11 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 10:13 PM (1FBjV)
Posted by: acethepug at March 28, 2015 10:13 PM (WK825)
I couldn't muster more hate for a person than I feel towards Affirmative Action Jackson, right now.
Posted by: Garrett at March 28, 2015 10:13 PM (DXpG/)
'Fair-trade' is another affectation of leftists that, get this, ends up screwing the very same poor people they profess to act on behalf of.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2015 10:13 PM (JBzwC)
Sign in the window of Richard III's Camping Supplies: "Now is the winter of our discount tents!!"
[/dodging tomatoes]
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2015 10:13 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Garrett at March 28, 2015 10:15 PM (DXpG/)
"And I'm utterly unemployable depressed qdpsteve and I don't even have cable."
"Hey wait, we're the EXACT SAME GUY!!!!1!!"
"D'oh!!" "D'oh!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2015 10:15 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 28, 2015 10:15 PM (Wo9OY)
---
I can be heteronormative and still weird!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 28, 2015 10:17 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 10:18 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:18 PM (ipqYf)
Also it stops mutiny.
Posted by: SarahW at March 28, 2015 10:19 PM (lv2k0)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2015 10:19 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:19 PM (ipqYf)
Is there anything SJW's can't ruin?
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2015 10:19 PM (Z1b6E)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:20 PM (ipqYf)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 10:20 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 10:21 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: CDR M at March 28, 2015 10:21 PM (f8lRd)
Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2015 10:21 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 28, 2015 10:21 PM (10ydV)
It wasn't the Best of Rhymes; it wasn't the Worst of Rhymes ...
Posted by: Adriane the Pun Critic ... at March 28, 2015 10:22 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 28, 2015 10:22 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 28, 2015 10:21 PM (10ydV)
Hellllloooo, Sailor!
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 28, 2015 10:23 PM (0Ew3K)
On a related note, saw this today: Wonder Woman vs. "mansplaining" :
http://___ur.com/rnFASzz
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 28, 2015 10:23 PM (2jQGY)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 10:23 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 10:23 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:23 PM (ipqYf)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 28, 2015 10:24 PM (2jQGY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:24 PM (ipqYf)
Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 10:23 PM (gRnYL)
silly, silly man ...
KY is a lube ...
Posted by: Adriane the Pun Critic ... at March 28, 2015 10:24 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 10:25 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 28, 2015 10:26 PM (2jQGY)
Posted by: joncelli at March 28, 2015 10:26 PM (ENczY)
One would think that after the various proxy outcomes of the last sixty years that India would have traded up by now.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 10:26 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:26 PM (ipqYf)
The tag line will be "This will sell so poorly that it will be a collectors' item in 10 years."
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 10:26 PM (qyomX)
You are 'Cis-Gendered' if you are a guy who thinks he's a guy or a lady who thinks she's a lady. Apparently this is wrong and you have no right to oppress people by being normal.
Because a few percent of people play-acting to feel special and >1% of the population with mental problems trump the vast majority of society who are well-adjusted.
The more infinitesmal the minority, the more upheaval is demanded upon its behalf. /Progressive 101
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 28, 2015 10:26 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 10:27 PM (1FBjV)
Unspeakable "things" were unleashed to frighten those who fell asleep on the watchfloor. Not by/to me, of course. I just observed the dittychasers, like Jane Goodall among the apes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 28, 2015 10:27 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:27 PM (ipqYf)
As yet unexplained....why just leaving me the fuck alone infringes on their rights.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2015 10:28 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:29 PM (ipqYf)
Actually, I like radioactive rabid mutant baby-eating dingos better than people.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 28, 2015 10:29 PM (SFpiC)
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 28, 2015 10:29 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2015 10:29 PM (T1005)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2015 10:30 PM (JBzwC)
"
Hey, hey, hey. I'm a people.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:30 PM (ipqYf)
The tag line will be "This will sell so poorly that it will be a collectors' item in 10 years."
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 10:26 PM (qyomX)
I volunteer to be the model. Check out my sweet moves.
http://tinyurl.com/nogux8h
Posted by: Chris "Cryin' Sweater" Hayes at March 28, 2015 10:30 PM (Z1b6E)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:29 PM
Cats have fur for a reason. The reason is so they won't look like that.
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 10:30 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 10:31 PM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 10:31 PM (gRnYL)
Actually, I like radioactive rabid mutant baby-eating dingos better than people.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March
Me too. Babies are overrated
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 10:31 PM (1FBjV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 10:32 PM (1FBjV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 28, 2015 10:21 PM
Well duh. Didn't you see Zoro the Gay Blade?!
Posted by: Bunny Bigelsworth at March 28, 2015 10:32 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 10:32 PM (gRnYL)
You are kind of an uber-mensch, graciously allowing us lesser beings to bask in your refleced wisdom...
Comparing your self to just people is being far too modest.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 28, 2015 10:32 PM (SFpiC)
ok, I denounce myself.
Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2015 10:33 PM (vcI3n)
We've been doing it for a hundred years now. You would think we know how to do it by now.
Posted by: Kathryn EastButte at March 28, 2015 10:33 PM (7R/4L)
I'm actually kinda dumb.
Thanks, though.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:34 PM (ipqYf)
He is cat enough to tell me, his provider, to go take a hike.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 28, 2015 10:34 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: mindful webworker - and organic? at March 28, 2015 10:34 PM (ACs58)
How about we just admit that cats are assholes?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 10:34 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2015 10:30 PM (JBzwC)
I think dogs are great.
Not a cat person at all.
But there are plenty ofMorons here who like cats.
I will let them be
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 10:34 PM (1FBjV)
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 10:34 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 10:35 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2015 10:35 PM (vcI3n)
well ... it sorts is if you're chained to 2 other people ... co-joined twins don't count.
Posted by: Adriane the Pun Critic ... at March 28, 2015 10:35 PM (nSOh+)
Rum makes the buggery go down;
So early in the morning"
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 28, 2015 10:36 PM (SFpiC)
With downtime, that's less than a squadron in the air at any given time.
If they're effective though, they do represent one hell of a threat in development, and what they portend for the future should be taken seriously, indeed.
Not because of Russian defense technology prowess. But because of Russian prowess in spying and stealing U.S. military technologies.
That's the real threat here.
And with a complicit, America hating administration?
I think it'll take twenty years of purges and the prolific application of the death penalty for spying, before we get that back under control.
Things are certainly heating up, round the world, aren't they?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2015 10:36 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 28, 2015 10:36 PM (OsWis)
No way. I mean I'd put on the costume and parade around, for sure. But I suspect Batman is a Jew. Or a dog.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 28, 2015 10:36 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 10:37 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2015 10:37 PM (elbY7)
time for a relaxing *adult* beverage.
Oh, and Erf Hour is tonight! Lol-- got roast in the oven, laundry in dryer, plenty of lights on!
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 28, 2015 10:37 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Robinson at March 28, 2015 10:38 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 28, 2015 10:38 PM (R5HRU)
It would seem to me that designing an aeroplane would be something like designing an automobile."
You might think. Seems simple enough.
Get computers, complex angles, exotic materials, advanced building techniques, beyond lief QC in a room together.
Oy.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:38 PM (ipqYf)
Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2015 10:38 PM (ANZdC)
Posted by: Kathryn EastButte at March 28, 2015 10:38 PM (7R/4L)
Of course, not as shity as having your plane flown into a mountain by a German pervert (but I repeat myself), but still.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 28, 2015 10:38 PM (SFpiC)
Posted by: Adriane the Badgers Badgers Badgers Critic ... at March 28, 2015 10:39 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 28, 2015 10:40 PM (SFpiC)
That is true.
But beware if you're the only one asleep while your buddies are awake...
We're a very imaginative lot.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 28, 2015 10:40 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March
Me too. Babies are overrated
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 10:31 PM (1FBjV)
The secret is to tenderize the meat before cooking it...
Posted by: Jonathan Swift at March 28, 2015 10:40 PM (0Ew3K)
We've been doing it for a hundred years now. You would think we know how to do it by now.
"
My grandpa was an aircraft mechanic from ww2 til the early 80s. He was mighty skeptical of all the new fangled advancements. I think it was mostly disliking the human element being removed, but after last week we all see why that might not be such a bad thing.
Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2015 10:41 PM (ANZdC)
time for a relaxing *adult* beverage.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 28, 2015 10:37 PM
Did mine early, with TurboTax. If I explained why, you would definitely not suspect I was some kind of overachiever. I was expecting a bunch of paperwork to prove I had health insurance, but all there was was some sort of affirmation and no further hassle.
Which tells me that the stats about who has health insurance and who does not will be lies.
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 10:41 PM (qyomX)
I am asking pity to send you all previous Delaware Senate threads.
Perv.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 10:42 PM (gRnYL)
Have you seen their automobiles?
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2015 10:42 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Kathryn EastButte at March 28, 2015 10:33 PM (7R/4L)
We do, however, when the arguments are not about the best qualified manufacturers with the best stuff, then you have a problem. Because ranking senator douchebag is handing out committee seats. He decides that Acme Aircraft is in his neighborhood. So he wants the F-546 fighter. Yeah it's a couple hundred million more a copy and has an buggy avionics package thats the test pilots hate. But he's gonna get those votes from the JR senators and win re-election, handily.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 10:42 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 10:42 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Racist Baby at March 28, 2015 10:43 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Racist Baby at March 28, 2015 10:43 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2015 10:43 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: 海军帽 at March 28, 2015 10:44 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 28, 2015 10:44 PM (OsWis)
I thought it was funny. Good practice for Yoko week
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 10:44 PM (1FBjV)
Superman. Supergirl.
Batman. Batgirl. Batwoman.
Besides bat-dog, super-horse, and spider-car.
Thor-powers have also been granted to an alien (Beta Ray Bill) and even, IIRC, a frog. So, female counterparts are common enough, no biggie. It's really just mostly a copyright thing. If Marvel didn't do She-Hulk, somebody else might. DC had Wonder Woman, but Marvel grabbed Wonder Man.
However, after reading the pages in the linked article...
Oh.
Ick.
"Male Wonder Woman" is pretty funny idea, though. I see a transvestite with big boobs and a 5 o'clock shadow.
Posted by: mindful webworker - funny books? at March 28, 2015 10:45 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Kathryn EastButte at March 28, 2015 10:38 PM (7R/4L)
Like when Patton told the sleeping soldier that he was the only SOB there who knew what he was doing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 10:45 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:45 PM (ipqYf)
I was watching NASA TV just as the shuttle program was being shut down, and the NASA Administrator, the guy with the five PhDs, was explaining to two or three senators, who had almost certainly voted to reduce spending at NASA and to end the Shuttle program, why there were going to be layoffs and abandoned facilities in their districts.
Posted by: Kathryn EastButte at March 28, 2015 10:46 PM (7R/4L)
Posted by: mindful webworker - funny books? at March 28, 2015 10:45 PM (ACs5
Don't forget the Adams Apple.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 10:46 PM (KbNXw)
That is all.
Posted by: Corgi what hates Poi dogs at March 28, 2015 10:46 PM (dZGNV)
One would think I'd be well equipped for horse trading, and that I'd be able to come away with a really good deal.
Posted by: Secretariat of State Kerry at March 28, 2015 10:46 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - funny books? at March
Josh Earnest
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 10:46 PM (1FBjV)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 28, 2015 10:46 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 28, 2015 10:47 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 10:47 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2015 10:47 PM (vcI3n)
Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2015 10:48 PM (ANZdC)
"An army may be likened to water, for just as flowing water avoids the heights and hastens to the lowlands, so an army avoids strength and strikes weakness."
Posted by: Sun Tzu at March 28, 2015 10:48 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 10:48 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 10:48 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 10:49 PM (ipqYf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 10:31 PM
At this point I'm also thinking puppies are over-rated. 3:30 this morn kinda sucked.
We really wore her out today, hope she sleeps thru the night.
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2015 10:49 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Lauren at March 28, 2015 10:48 PM
Not at all. Making money from failure at your primary job is a key survival skill.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 28, 2015 10:50 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 28, 2015 10:51 PM (KH1sk)
Hey, Hi, OSP.
I almost added the Adam's Apple, but opted instead for the 5 o'clock shadow. Now I'm glad I left you the window.
Posted by: mindful webworker - funny books? at March 28, 2015 10:51 PM (ACs58)
You can sleep next to a big, loud Diesel in the engine room if you are tired enough.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 10:51 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: mindful webworker - funny books? at March 28, 2015 10:51 PM (ACs5
:-) They wobble on there heals too.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 10:52 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 28, 2015 10:51 PM
Thanks for the reminder. Meant to see it when I saw it go by originally, then forgot. It's not on Netflix Instant, but it's now on the top of my Netflix DVD queue.
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 10:53 PM (qyomX)
We really wore her out today, hope she sleeps thru the night.>>>
Puppies and toddlers are the same. If you don't control their energy loss during the day you will pay for it at night.
Posted by: Robinson at March 28, 2015 10:53 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 10:54 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 28, 2015 10:54 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2015 10:54 PM (vcI3n)
Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 10:54 PM (MDgS8)
The secret is to tenderize the meat before cooking it...
Posted by: Jonathan Swift at March 28, 2015 10:40 PM (0Ew3K)
Does a potato-heavy diet accomplish that in vivo?
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 10:55 PM (d7H2D)
Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2015 10:54 PM (vcI3n)
Dog Psychologists were the ones that floored me.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 10:55 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 10:56 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: otho at March 28, 2015 10:56 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 28, 2015 10:54 PM
Clearly you have never seen one of my at-bats.
Posted by: Nomar Garciaparra at March 28, 2015 10:56 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 10:56 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2015 10:57 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 10:55 PM (KbNXw)
Pet psychics
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2015 10:57 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2015 10:57 PM (MDgS8)
Can't complain. Doin a little rehab from a shoulder reconstruction, but that's healing nicely. Going to the Stock Car races tomorrow at Cherokee Speedway here in SC. Gonna sip a little, smoke a little and watch the boys tear it up.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 10:59 PM (KbNXw)
One of the couples that live next door consists of a "jazz consultant" and a pet interpreter.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 28, 2015 10:59 PM (UUkyp)
Posted by: Sir John at March 28, 2015 11:00 PM (qyomX)
India's been trying to figure out what to do since the 1960's.
American, French, Russian, British, Israeli, they've bought it all.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 11:00 PM (ipqYf)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 11:00 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 28, 2015 10:59 PM (UUkyp)
I bet when they get home in the evenings and shut the door. They laugh until they piss themselves.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:00 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2015 11:00 PM (+Fae7)
We really wore her out today, hope she sleeps thru the night.
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2015
An obnoxious time of day. I would keep,her up later
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 11:00 PM (1FBjV)
Not much use in guessing political affiliation there, eh?
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 28, 2015 11:01 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at March 28, 2015 11:01 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 11:01 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2015 11:01 PM (vcI3n)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 28, 2015 11:01 PM (7w/kf)
what was I saying?
Oh, yeah... go.
Good Night, Gracies.
Posted by: mindful webworker - say O'Nara at March 28, 2015 11:02 PM (ACs58)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/581916781566156801
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/581919123367661568
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/581919363453874177
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/582007964455682048
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/582009020866756608
Posted by: kbdabear at March 28, 2015 11:02 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Onlooker at March 28, 2015 11:02 PM (+f7nz)
I hope they like the change they wanted...
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 28, 2015 11:02 PM (UUkyp)
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at March 28, 2015 11:03 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: tbd at March 28, 2015 11:03 PM (iWzvX)
With Michael Moore, you get to reassure yourself that he would never breakdance naked, on camera. Just would not happen. With Lena Dunham, however...
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:03 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 11:03 PM (ipqYf)
Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2015 11:03 PM (vcI3n)
Lurch makes a minor gaffe during the non-signing of the non-treaty that greenlights the Iranian apocalypse, Iranian negotiator yells out "Who dhimmi this is?!?"
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:04 PM (d7H2D)
Sounds like the nutty neighbors in an old TV sitcom.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 11:04 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Robinson at March 28, 2015 11:04 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: Robinson at March 28, 2015 11:04 PM (W2Cji)
"Why yes, Mr. Tyson, a pet tiger is an excellent idea."
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:05 PM (d7H2D)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 28, 2015 11:01 PM
Never got jazz, but I know a guy who is really serious about it. I think I might be able to give him a coronary by asking him that question. He's a friend, so I have to try it.
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:05 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 28, 2015 11:05 PM (Dwehj)
India's been trying to figure out what to do since the 1960's.
American, French, Russian, British, Israeli, they've bought it all.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 11:00 PM (ipqYf)
The British Empire really did a number on their thinking, and they don't want to be seen as being under anyone's sphere of influence.
Bush did his best to get them "on our side" in the War on Terror, but Bammer fucked that relationship up within his first few years.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2015 11:06 PM (+Fae7)
Black man shoots at Boston cops, hits one, (an Irish cop now in critical condition), they return fire and kill him.
Guess what!
The black man did time for shooting at cops in 2001!
Not that much time, though.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 11:06 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: Kathryn EastButte at March 28, 2015 10:33 PM (7R/4L)
We do, however, when the arguments are not about the best qualified manufacturers with the best stuff, then you have a problem. Because ranking senator douchebag is handing out committee seats. He decides that Acme Aircraft is in his neighborhood. So he wants the F-546 fighter. Yeah it's a couple hundred million more a copy and has an buggy avionics package thats the test pilots hate. But he's gonna get those votes from the JR senators and win re-election, handily.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 10:42 PM
Sort of, the big programs are won by big primes, who are careful to spread the wealth. The real politics came in siting bases, that's a jobs stream for centuries. DoD basically gets what they want, absent top level haircuts. Congress can fiddle with the margins.
That's not actually how it works.
Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2015 11:06 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 11:06 PM (1FBjV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 11:06 PM (W5DcG)
thriller about a soldier sent repeatedly into a time loop to stop a
terrorist attack.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 28, 2015 10:51 PM
Repeatedly going into a time loop to change the future?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wtGLc_Fvf0
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2015 11:06 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 11:07 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Post-Racist Baby at March 28, 2015 11:07 PM (NeFrd)
She tells pet owners what their animals are trying to tell them. She can apparently even do so over the internet or phone, much to the delight and amazement of her customers. I have a little theory of my own about how she does that.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 28, 2015 11:08 PM (UUkyp)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 28, 2015 11:08 PM (5buP8)
Posted by: Irving Washington at March 28, 2015 11:08 PM (mqD1o)
Boston black reverend to Black Lives Matter organization: Do not bring your protests here
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 11:08 PM (FRLeJ)
She tells pet owners what their animals are trying to tell them. She can apparently even do so over the internet or phone, much to the delight and amazement of her customers. I have a little theory of my own about how she does that.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 28, 2015 11:08 PM (UUkyp)
Do tell..
Posted by: Dr. Doolittle at March 28, 2015 11:09 PM (0Ew3K)
but Bammer fucked that relationship up within his first few years."
We could have a great, large democratic ally on our side in that part of the word.
But Pakistan. Who's ass we have to suck to be "Muslim" friendly.
They've never really done shit for us, but.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 11:09 PM (ipqYf)
Follows your mutt with a pooper scooper.
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 28, 2015 11:05 PM (Dwehj)
Never seen it in my yard
Unless I'm a pet consultant & Moron
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 11:09 PM (1FBjV)
The drugs alone just to keep that that ruse going must cost her a fortune.
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 28, 2015 11:09 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 11:08 PM (FRLeJ)
*****
That is ALL kinds of awesome.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 28, 2015 11:10 PM (cIoI4)
Ah well, I could be hip deep in sewage, swamping out a basement for four dollars an hour under the table.
That kind of thought always cheers me up.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 28, 2015 11:11 PM (S8V5R)
We should have liberated Baluchistan and leveled the ISIS HQ years ago.
Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2015 11:11 PM (ztOda)
Translation: "You will run up on some drunk Southies and get your asses beat."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 11:11 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 11:08 PM (FRLeJ)
That's smart. They are not known for leaving a place better than they found it.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:11 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2015 11:12 PM (vcI3n)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015
That's interesting. Why?
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:12 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 28, 2015 10:34 PM (JgC5a)
Cats are like Democrats then. Also like Republicans.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 11:13 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Pedantic Joe, Buff for life at March 28, 2015 11:13 PM (PhNHa)
Feng Shui Hooey
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 28, 2015 11:14 PM (UUkyp)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 11:14 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 28, 2015 11:14 PM (Dwehj)
****
The Ottoman umpire?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2015 11:14 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2015 11:12 PM (vcI3n)
Fung Shway. , that's chinese for Bungowie
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:14 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:15 PM (KbNXw)
Nothing worse than a dog that thinks it is the leader of the pack in your house.
Posted by: Robinson at March 28, 2015 11:15 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: Pedantic Joe, Buff for life at March 28, 2015 11:15 PM (PhNHa)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:15 PM (KbNXw)
Two reactions, from different parts of my brain.
"Ho, hum, usual SJW boilerplate."
"At least she has a nice pair of armor puppies."
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:15 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2015 11:16 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2015 11:16 PM (vcI3n)
It's kinda okay. I have two interviews (one each at two different offices of the same employment agency) on Monday. So we'll see what happens there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2015 11:16 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2015 11:16 PM (ztOda)
As well as Beverage placement and fap shielding from the windows and walkins.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:17 PM (KbNXw)
It looks like the homosexual backlash to Indana's new law to protect citizens from the homosexual nazis might be too much for the Republicans to bear.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 11:17 PM (FRLeJ)
My furniture arrangement is governed by where the outlets are.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 11:18 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2015 11:12 PM (vcI3n)
Feng Shui
Posted by: Pedantic Joe, Buff for life at March 28, 2015 11:13 PM (PhNHa)
****
I remember the time a friend of mine showed me their energetic New fucked up furniture arrangement. And I laughed and laughed and laughed because the room looked like a Picasso painting after Pablo dropped a bad Brown tab.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 28, 2015 11:18 PM (cIoI4)
No really.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 11:18 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 28, 2015 11:18 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 11:17 PM (FRLeJ)
The people in Indiana don't care. 18 or 19 other states have the same law but their Govs are not on the list for president.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:19 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 28, 2015 11:19 PM (7RXcs)
Opening Scene: (Deckard voiceover)- "Gaff was wrong, we lived. What he didn't know... couldn't know, is our generation replicants age. Me, I'm a seventy-something year old dude, and Rachael is a frumpy late middle aged dame."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 11:19 PM (Dj0WE)
a square cut out of it so the fung shwei dragon can fly from the
mountain to the ocean.
No really."
You're high.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 11:19 PM (ipqYf)
Posted by: Robinson at March 28, 2015 11:19 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 11:20 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Pedantic Joe, Buff for life at March 28, 2015 11:20 PM (PhNHa)
Posted by: Bruce Kardashian at March 28, 2015 11:21 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 28, 2015 11:22 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 11:22 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 11:23 PM (gRnYL)
Republicans have no guile. No idea on the concept of talking points.
The "news" showed a 5 second clip of Pence saying he wouldn't of signed the bill if he thought it was discriminatory.
Pence went on the defensive instead of staying on offense -- he shoulda said he signed the law to protect people's religious freedom.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 11:23 PM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 28, 2015 11:23 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Chick Thor at March 28, 2015 11:24 PM (CZexX)
Posted by: Pedantic Joe, Buff for life at March 28, 2015 11:24 PM (PhNHa)
Beck appears to be accusing Grover, Norquist, Karl Rove, and possibly the Koch Brothers ... of being in league with the Muslim Brotherhood.
So ... yeah.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 28, 2015 11:24 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2015 11:25 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 11:25 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 11:25 PM (+XMAD)
Yeah, the majesty is too great to overcome.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:26 PM (KbNXw)
Beck appears to be accusing Grover, Norquist, Karl Rove, and possibly the Koch Brothers ... of being in league with the Muslim Brotherhood.
So ... yeah.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 28, 2015 11:24 PM
It sounds crazy as you state it, with those others in there. But I thought that Norquist really did have some questionable ties in the let's-bag-up-our-women world. Not true?
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:26 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 28, 2015 11:26 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 28, 2015 11:26 PM (7w/kf)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:27 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 11:27 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2015 11:28 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:28 PM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 11:27 PM (gRnYL)
Forgot about that. No AF 1 for him.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:28 PM (KbNXw)
****
The Ottoman umpire?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2015 11:14 PM (NeFrd)
Divan Director
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 28, 2015 11:23 PM (Wo9OY)
Rug-cutting consultant.
Posted by: Vendette at March 28, 2015 11:29 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 28, 2015 11:23 PM (FRLeJ)
You'd think the idiots would have learned by now. But, no, they always start trying to explain that they're not bigots and ha8ers and don't tear off the heads of puppehs.
The stupid party is stupid.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 11:29 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 28, 2015 11:29 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:27 PM (KbNXw)
You know it's happening. With Melissa McCarthy as the title character, because she's just like Eastwood, only...no, I can't carry that out any further. It's too ridiculous to accept and yet I don't doubt someone in Hollywood is thinking exactly that.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:29 PM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at March 28, 2015 11:30 PM (0RdKg)
In a month I broke those bad habits with attention to the dog. They got a new place took her back and the dog went back to pissing indoors.
Makes me mad to this day I gave that dog back to them.
Posted by: Robinson at March 28, 2015 11:30 PM (W2Cji)
SHE WAS BORN THAT WAY, HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST OTHERWISE, AND DON'T YOU DARE CALL HER "HIM" OR TRY TO TELL HER SHE CAN'T USE THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM!!
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 11:30 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 28, 2015 11:30 PM (Wo9OY)
What was wrong with "gay"?
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:30 PM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:30 PM (d7H2D)
BAM!
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:31 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Piercello at March 28, 2015 11:31 PM (QJCCx)
But Pakistan. Who's ass we have to suck to be "Muslim" friendly.
They've never really done shit for us, but.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2015 11:09 PM (ipqYf)
I'm about 90% certain that the Bush admin knew that Bin Laden was in Pakistan, but made sure that we didn't do any forays into Pakistan as to not piss them off and lose our ground route to and from Afghanistan.
Barky on the other hand needed a "win", so he sent the mission that got Bin Laden, but pissed off the Pakistanis, so now we have to airlift everything in and out of Afghanistan, or just leave it there.
Plus, with Bin Laden alive, we knew that Al Qaeda's leadership was weakened, but we knew how to contain it. Once he was dead, the leadership became fractured and easier for the Muslim brotherhood to co-opt.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2015 11:32 PM (+Fae7)
Much as Grover Norquist does in the political realm.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 11:32 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:27 PM (KbNXw)
(Snort!) This just in, revised version of Slap Shot, only this time with the Hanson sisters! New title? Slap Fight.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 11:33 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:34 PM (KbNXw)
Barky on the other hand needed a "win", so he sent the mission that got Bin Laden, but pissed off the Pakistanis, so now we have to airlift everything in and out of Afghanistan, or just leave it there.
Plus, with Bin Laden alive, we knew that Al Qaeda's leadership was weakened, but we knew how to contain it. Once he was dead, the leadership became fractured and easier for the Muslim brotherhood to co-opt.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2015 11:32 PM (+Fae7)
They knew generally, but not exactly. If Bush had the intel Obama had, he wouldn't have sat on it for 6 months. He'd have said a brief prayer and then signed the order to terminate that f*cker with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:34 PM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 11:34 PM (W5DcG)
"In Pakistan"? Yes.
A mile from the military academy? No.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 11:34 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 28, 2015 11:35 PM (XAFOu)
Let's see if it tastes like anything except sugar...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2015 11:35 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 11:33 PM (Dj0WE)
I watched that movie the other day. That and North Dallas forty. Remember when women had real boobs. Those were so nice.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:35 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Warner Brothers at March 28, 2015 11:35 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at March 28, 2015 11:35 PM (lPdaT)
I'm gonna make her an offer she can't refuse. We'll go shoe shopping!!
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 11:36 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Pedantic Joe, Buff for life at March 28, 2015 11:36 PM (PhNHa)
Such as not placing your house at the end of a T intersection. All of that force going against your house day after day, sooner or later, the odds are against you.
Also situating your work desk so that you can see who enters the door.
Also not putting your home or office in a flood plain.
Also not designing your house such that the first thing you see when you open the door front is a toilet.
All of this is just normal, common sense stuff.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 28, 2015 11:36 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 11:36 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:34 PM (KbNXw)
Does your flow come with the fury of a Frost Giant? Try new Asgard tampons! Even Ragnarok's rivers of blood won't leak through!
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:37 PM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:34 PM
If you want douche on a home appliance, MSNBC is included in most cable packages.
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:37 PM (qyomX)
Does your flow come with the fury of a Frost Giant? Try new Asgard tampons! Even Ragnarok's rivers of blood won't leak through!
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:37 PM (d7H2D)
Oh man, LOL.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:37 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Pedantic Joe, Buff for life at March 28, 2015 11:37 PM (PhNHa)
now this is going to be long story.
nevermindthe 144K thin tha they just go glassey eyed when you bring it up. But that ain't the point.
What got me thinkin was:
yer trespassing
This is my land and you felt the need to roll in uninvted and pester me.
And that got me thinkin:
A man's land is a man's land. Individual property rights are the first and foremost authority in a free nation.
You walk in uninvited and yer liable tgo out feet first.z
and this pparticular freedom is the har of our constitution.
Freedom
few years ago I spotted a tent perched on my property. Ended up it was 2 Israieli exchange students traveling the earf.
Good kids, and I ended up bringing them coffee and some muffins but:
My mossberg and sig were hot when I rolled up.
My land.
It's mine.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 28, 2015 11:38 PM (x3YFz)
Let's see if it tastes like anything except sugar...
Posted by: qdpsteve"
Good matcha ice cream is excellent.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 28, 2015 11:38 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 11:39 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 28, 2015 11:38 PM (Wo9OY)
MMM, I got some Blue Bunny Vanilla, some Hershey's syrup and some spanish peanuts. Hmm.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:40 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 28, 2015 11:40 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 11:39 PM
And the "Coffee Party" was nonpartisan.
And "No Labels" didn't have any labels.
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:40 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 11:40 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 11:40 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 11:39 PM (W5DcG)
Well, they can just ad OSP to that sign.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:41 PM (KbNXw)
Starring Michael Sam, as Lou Gehrig.
No title change needed, but this time Lou doesn't get sick, and instead of a speech he marches in a parade!!
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 11:41 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Pedantic Joe, Buff for life at March 28, 2015 11:41 PM (PhNHa)
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at March 28, 2015 11:36 PM (JgC5a)
I've never been in a house where the first thing I see when I open the door is a toilet. Who has their freakin' toilet right in front of the front door? So you can sit there with a cup of coffee every morning and wave hello to the neighbors walking their dogs past the house?
Actually, when I've rushed home with a full bladder, seeing a toilet immediately would have been a welcome sight.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 11:41 PM (+XMAD)
****
The Ottoman umpire?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2015 11:14 PM (NeFrd)
Divan Director
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 28, 2015 11:23 PM (Wo9OY)
Rug-cutting consultant.
Posted by: Vendette at March 28, 2015 11:29 PM (TEpA2
Pouf-Toff
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2015 11:42 PM (t//F+)
But, it does have an appealing creamy sweetness.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2015 11:42 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 28, 2015 11:29 PM
2B for the Phillies, May / June 1979
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2015 11:42 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:42 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 11:39 PM (W5DcG)
As if. The only judgment free zone is a tomb. Judgment is an essential life skill. Did that tranny decide not to eat her own sh*t this morning? That was a judgment.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:42 PM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:37 PM (d7H2D)
Still can't beat Gwar brand tampons...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCc0DM53T78
Posted by: Slymenstra Hymen at March 28, 2015 11:42 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands)
And your friends in grey boxes love you dearly!
Posted by: Adriane the Internet Critic ... at March 28, 2015 11:42 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Pedantic Joe, Buff for life at March 28, 2015 11:43 PM (PhNHa)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:34 PM (KbNXw)
Does your flow come with the fury of a Frost Giant? Try new Asgard tampons! Even Ragnarok's rivers of blood won't leak through!
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:37 PM (d7H2D)
Do you have the chocolate, ice cream, and chips for the chocolate, sugar, and salt requirements?
Posted by: Vendette at March 28, 2015 11:43 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2015 11:43 PM (NeFrd)
But, it does have an appealing creamy sweetness.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2015 11:42 PM
Green tea ice cream can be awesome. But you want it made in the last several days. The flavor fades really fast.
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:43 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2015 11:43 PM (KCxzN)
Starring Michael Sam, as Lou Gehrig.
No title change needed, but this time Lou doesn't get sick, and instead of a speech he marches in a parade!!
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 11:41 PM (Dj0WE)
And Babe Ruth is his Very Special Friend.
(Nevermind that the Babe was as non-gay as it is possible to be.)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 11:43 PM (+XMAD)
As long as you pay your taxes.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 11:40 PM (MQEz6)
I give to ceaser what is ceasers.
And you can throw stones at me for standing fast but you know I'm right.
Posted by: TangoNine at March 28, 2015 11:44 PM (x3YFz)
It's mine.
You pay taxes on it? If you don't will the gov't take it?
Then not yours. Sorry, it sucks for all of us.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 28, 2015 11:44 PM (WvS3w)
Splunge, correct. This is Haagen-Dazs' green tea ice cream. Bought it yesterday, was probably first frozen a month ago.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2015 11:44 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015
She'd never let that happen. She'd sooner cut off his...wait, gotta rethink this.
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:44 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 11:44 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:45 PM (d7H2D)
So apparently the road to success is to get on my bad side.
Posted by: Rarity at March 28, 2015 11:45 PM (8hofC)
Posted by: Vendette at March 28, 2015 11:43 PM (TEpA2)
See, you don't even have to bring it up. She comes in from a hard days superheroing, Grabs the Ben and Jerrys and Lays. Her sweat pants wearing veegan metrosexual stay at home hubby knows he'll be riding the red carpet cause she said so.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:46 PM (KbNXw)
In fact they should come out with their own weight loss book. "I lost 30 pounds with GWAR!!" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2015 11:47 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 11:47 PM (Dj0WE)
299 My land.
It's mine.
You pay taxes on it? If you don't will the gov't take it?
Then not yours. Sorry, it sucks for all of us.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 28, 2015 11:44 PM (WvS3w)
Yup.
In the New Republic that shit will be right out.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 11:47 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Rarity at March 28, 2015 11:45 PM (8hofC)
****
OK, go to hell.
What'd I win?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 28, 2015 11:47 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Rarity at March 28, 2015 11:45 PM (8hofC)
****
OK, go to hell.
What'd I win?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 28, 2015 11:47 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Woody Guthrie at March 28, 2015 11:47 PM (W5DcG)
chocolate: Valhalla Dark Cacao--victory is yours!
ice cream: Valkyrie Vanilla Bean--for the warrior within!
chips: eh, I'm still working on that one. No potatoes in Norse mythology...
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:47 PM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 11:48 PM (gRnYL)
Horrifically, one of the real Norse myths had a giantess that tried to drown Thor by flooding a stream with her menstrual blood just as he was trying to cross it.
Wonder if they will put that in a comic?
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 28, 2015 11:48 PM (UUkyp)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 11:47 PM (Dj0WE)
LOL, westerns. Oh boy, there's a bunch in there.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:48 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2015 11:49 PM (Xhh62)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2015 11:49 PM (NeFrd)
giantess that tried to drown Thor by flooding a stream with her
menstrual blood just as he was trying to cross it.
Wonder if they will put that in a comic?
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 28, 2015 11:48 PM (UUkyp)
Probably not, but David Drake put it in one of his Northworld stories.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2015 11:49 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 28, 2015 11:50 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2015 11:50 PM (NeFrd)
Then not yours. Sorry, it sucks for all of us.
What are these "taxes" of which you speak? You see, I live in California, and in California...
...oh, who am I kidding. It's true. It's all true. We are all just slaves, paying our tributes to Moonbeam. "Thank you, Moonbeam, for our wonderful weather. Are you sure you have enough of our money? Here, take some more!"
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:50 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2015 11:50 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:50 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:50 PM (d7H2D)
We had a bit-our of a scare this evening when our five-year-old granddaughter took a tumble down a flight of stairs.
According to the first report she was saying she couldn't see so our DIL took her to the emergency room.
All seems well now, her eyesight seems fine--her memory tests were great. But our DIL is concerned about concussion. I'll know she's fine when she starts showing attitude.
I just pray this doesn't turn her into a liberal.
Posted by: Northernlurker aka Easybake at March 28, 2015 11:51 PM (4+sJl)
Work calls and I'll be off comms for.. hell I dunno. a bit.
You kids be safe and know this: I pray for all you fuckers. Especially those that don't deserve it
Posted by: TangoNine at March 28, 2015 11:51 PM (x3YFz)
316 Prediction. By this time next year Thor will be back to being Thor and the woman that they are currently calling Thor and wielding mjolnjir will have received her own hammer with similar powers like Beta Ray Bill did.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2015 11:49 PM (Xhh62)
What happened to regular Thor?
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 11:51 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 11:51 PM (gRnYL)
Always held that what I attained legally morally and ethically is mine, and I mean to keep it.
Taking it could get interesting.
Never been tried on this, so I'm not 100% sure what kind of resistance I would put up.
Hope never to find out.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2015 11:51 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at March 28, 2015 11:51 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:51 PM (qyomX)
Poor guy. Could he at least hand her the chips?
Posted by: Vendette at March 28, 2015 11:51 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Northernlurker aka Easybake at March 28, 2015 11:51 PM (4+sJl)
No, a liberal wouldn't have survived that.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:52 PM (KbNXw)
The tale of a young SJW hooker with a heart of gold and her campaign to raise the minimum wage.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2015 11:52 PM (NeFrd)
Does the salesman for Amway piss you off this much too?
I don't like people on my property. But just knocking on the door to talk. That's no invasion. Just don't answer. Or put up signs so they know not to knock.
Posted by: Robinson at March 28, 2015 11:53 PM (W2Cji)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 28, 2015 11:53 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 28, 2015 11:53 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:53 PM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2015 11:53 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 11:54 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 28, 2015 11:54 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 28, 2015 11:54 PM (XAFOu)
316 Prediction. By this time next year Thor will be back to being Thor and the woman that they are currently calling Thor and wielding mjolnjir will have received her own hammer with similar powers like Beta Ray Bill did.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2015 11:49 PM (Xhh62)
What happened to regular Thor?
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 11:51 PM (MQEz6)
I don't know. I think when the female thor was announced there was something about him doing something that made him no longer of wielding his hammer. So he'll be back once they decide the girl power! Storyline has started to drop off in sales.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2015 11:54 PM (Xhh62)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2015 11:54 PM
Threadwinner.
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:54 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 28, 2015 11:54 PM (nSOh+)
This ones pretty good.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:55 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 11:55 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 11:55 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 28, 2015 11:56 PM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 28, 2015 11:56 PM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 28, 2015 11:56 PM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 28, 2015 11:57 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 11:57 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 28, 2015 11:56 PM (EFlmu)
LOLOL I thought that was good.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:57 PM (KbNXw)
254 Lice apparently have some purpose in the biosphere.
Much as Grover Norquist does in the political realm.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here
Erick Erickson & ghonerrea
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2015 11:58 PM (1FBjV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 28, 2015 11:58 PM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 28, 2015 11:59 PM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2015 11:51 PM (gRnYL)
Hmmm, no.
How about: He Wore a Yellow Ribbon!
Nuff said.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2015 11:59 PM (Dj0WE)
I've noticed when they sell their souls the quickly get a chair on a fox news panel.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 28, 2015 11:59 PM (KbNXw)
"Welcome, uninvited guests, to my property. Making any movement such as knocking the door, ringing the doorbell, or making noise, will hereby initiate the booby trap sequence."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2015 12:00 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:00 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Splunge at March 29, 2015 12:00 AM (qyomX)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:01 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2015 12:01 AM (nSOh+)
Is that happening?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 29, 2015 12:01 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 28, 2015 11:58 PM (EFlmu)
I'll have you something new to read about the middle of April. Our girls story continues. I'm about 90% through #3. I'll have to wait awhile to put that out. We'll see if anybody likes #2 or I'll be working in the hardware Isle at Lowes.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:01 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 29, 2015 12:02 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:03 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:01 AM (KbNXw)
Aren't they all hardware aisles there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2015 12:03 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 29, 2015 12:03 AM (L3GBx)
Posted by: Robinson at March 28, 2015 11:53 PM (W2Cji)
Or you can open the door and say, "I'm sorry I'm not interested. Kindly leave my property."
JW's can be annoying. They are not a threat. Remember, they are only following the precepts of their religion and knocking on stranger's doors is preferable to suicide bombs and cutting people's heads off.
I wonder though, how many JW have been killed in the line of (religious) duty? Knocking on strangers' doors is pretty risky.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 29, 2015 12:03 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2015 12:03 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2015 12:03 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:03 AM (EFlmu)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2015 12:03 AM (1FBjV)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 12:04 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:04 AM (EFlmu)
(Wonder how many here will get this reference)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2015 12:04 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2015 12:04 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2015 11:50 PM (qyomX)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoA_zY6tqQw
Posted by: Führer Moonbeam at March 29, 2015 12:05 AM (0Ew3K)
Crank, I need to go hunt it down. I go by spells on Twitter, plus I follow so many people, I miss a lot.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:05 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 29, 2015 12:05 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 29, 2015 12:06 AM (KG0mU)
So very true. It's one of the many things I love about the joint.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:06 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 29, 2015 12:06 AM (Gx40I)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2015 12:06 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 29, 2015 12:07 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:07 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2015 12:07 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Vendette at March 29, 2015 12:07 AM (TEpA2)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 29, 2015 12:07 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2015 12:07 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 29, 2015 12:08 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:08 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2015 12:08 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:04 AM (EFlmu)
*******
*Types*
*Deletes*
Evening Tammy.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 29, 2015 12:08 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 29, 2015 12:08 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2015 12:03 AM (W5DcG)
Hmm, well then I won't get lost.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:08 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 12:09 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2015 12:10 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Piercello at March 29, 2015 12:10 AM (QJCCx)
I live in the country. A woman came to my door selling some kind of life insurance. As we were talking on the porch a gunshot rang out nearby. (it was deer season) Her reaction was hilarious and she was done selling.
I could put up a gate but that would keep my friends out and be a bigger pain to me than the 5 people a year that show up knocking on my door.
Posted by: Robinson at March 29, 2015 12:10 AM (W2Cji)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:10 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2015 12:11 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 29, 2015 12:01 AM
Not gonna happen. The market for pulp comics has been shrinking for some time. There's just no room for a new publisher to get something up and going that can make a sufficient impact. That time has long since passed. One could still do something that would constitute a niche market within an already evaporating market, but the sales are going to be slim. DC and Marvel themselves are pretty much coasting on their past and are aligned to things like movies and whatnot. It's not impossible, but, it would require a stunning effort for a new thing from a new publisher to capture a large share of the slim market as it stands. Even that isn't going to be much in terms of actual pulp sales. Unless it moves into the movie/tv etc industry, it's still going to be a blip.
Posted by: otho at March 29, 2015 12:12 AM (tBSrv)
I am about to make Thor WISH he were a girl....he is pissed at DirecTV and cancelled. He forgot about Extra Innings. And he is so fucking stubborn, he will NOT go back. He doesn't Like Dish, either.
I'm getting MLBTV, but out internet speed is like 1.5, so it will suck big time.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:13 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 29, 2015 12:13 AM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2015 12:13 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 29, 2015 12:14 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 12:14 AM (UVfht)
When Henny Cogburn gets sand in her vage, look out!
Posted by: BurtTC"
Wouldn't that be "True Git" instead?
Sorry....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2015 12:15 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 29, 2015 12:14 AM (GzDYP)
No ma'am, this is a classy fucking establishment and the cocksuckers don't allow no gawt damned cussin' at all.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:15 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:15 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:15 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:16 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2015 12:16 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:16 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2015 12:16 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 29, 2015 12:17 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2015 12:17 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:17 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: eman at March 29, 2015 12:17 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:03 AM (EFlmu)
Me too. I've been working on this one for 2 1/2 years. It's been an odyssey. I have a new editor that has polished this one up nicely. It won't be so painful to read.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:17 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 29, 2015 12:17 AM (Z1b6E)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:04 AM (EFlmu)
Passed away, unfortunately.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 29, 2015 12:17 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2015 12:19 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:19 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Northernlurker"
If falling down stairs caused Liberalness, I'd be Elizibeth f^**ing Warren by now.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2015 12:19 AM (Wo9OY)
Ethel buried the image in his mind, but Brenda wanted to know.
"Was it... did she??"
Ethel snapped, "What do you want me to do, draw you a picture? Spell it out for you??"
Jane Wayne stars in a family's desperate efforts to replace a ruined prom dress in "The Searchers!"
Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2015 12:19 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:20 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:20 AM (EFlmu)
http://tinyurl.com/qefj7v6
Posted by: Thrawn at March 29, 2015 12:17 AM (Z1b6E)
Not exactly. He doesn't keep a half pint under the seat of the car so he can get started after he drops the kids off at school.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:20 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 12:20 AM (UVfht)
The Good, The Bad, & The
w/special
Posted by: Arbalest at March 29, 2015 12:21 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 29, 2015 12:21 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:21 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: eman at March 29, 2015 12:21 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 29, 2015 12:21 AM (GzDYP)
D'ya know why Italians don't like Jehovah's Witnesses?
{ gawdfaddah voice } "Because Italians don't like any witnesses!"
{ / gawdfaddah voice }
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 29, 2015 12:22 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:21 AM (EFlmu)
Thank you.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:22 AM (KbNXw)
The tragic tale of a winsome ginger who forgets her sunscreen one bright August day....
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 29, 2015 12:22 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:22 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: eman at March 29, 2015 12:22 AM (MQEz6)
Full Metal Jacket With Matching Shoes
Posted by: eman at March 29, 2015 12:17 AM (MQEz6)
You are tearin it UP!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:22 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 12:22 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:15 AM (OsWis)
Ah, a documentary of the modern military under Obama's guidance?
Posted by: George Takai at March 29, 2015 12:23 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 29, 2015 12:23 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:23 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:22 AM (OsWis)
Gasping for air now...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:24 AM (EFlmu)
Guess I'll have to go back to where this started to find out what the rules are.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 12:24 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:25 AM (OsWis)
Oh No You Di Int.
Falling fairies from the sky;
I broke a nail, oh I could cry!
Don't you like how my tush sways?
We are the Fags of the Queen Berets!
Obamas words upon our ears,
"You guys have rights, be proud you're queers!"
I once was scared, now I'm Okay,
Cause I'm a fag in the Queen Berets.
Put silver earclips on our nuts;
We love the pain, now spank our butts!
The way you walk is awfully cute;
I sure would love to pack your chute!
Back at home, a young wife waits,
Her Queen Beret just won't go straight;
For his team he stays undressed,
Spreads his legs, and lies on his chest.
This Army stuff is really slick;
Free clothes, bunk beds, and lots of dicks.
When we retire, we'll still get paid;
We thank you, Barack, from the Queen Berets!
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:25 AM (KbNXw)
SNL just did a "joke" on Indiana's "controversial" new law (that always has to be accompanied with a rainbow icon in the news bit).
Yeah, the punchline: You'll no which stores are adhering to the new law by this handy little sign...[a photo of a storefront with a Going Out Of Business banner]. It got a big laugh...and then a big applause because it's good that it would actually happen.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 29, 2015 12:25 AM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: jmel at March 29, 2015 12:25 AM (cfFqn)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:25 AM (OsWis)
The Raiderettes have decided to boycott Indiana.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2015 12:26 AM (W5DcG)
(My apologies if you've been around awhile, I have been MIA)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:26 AM (EFlmu)
ugh. I meant 'know' above
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 29, 2015 12:26 AM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: Burt
--------
Gone With the Window Treatments
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2015 12:27 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2015 12:26 AM (W5DcG)
I think they would have to find it on the map first.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:27 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 12:27 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Burt
The Charge Cards of the Light Brigade
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 29, 2015 12:28 AM (+XMAD)
I can't breathe....
OSP, that was awesome...
Can I share that, with a h/t to you, of course...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:28 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Vendette at March 29, 2015 12:28 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Robinson at March 29, 2015 12:29 AM (W2Cji)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:28 AM (OsWis)
I stole that years ago, help yourself.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:29 AM (KbNXw)
The Indiana law is being described to the Dumb People thusly: Business owners can refuse service to gay people.
Yeah.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 29, 2015 12:29 AM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2015 12:27 AM (vPh3W)
God as my witness, I will never have morning sun in the east window ever again!
Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2015 12:29 AM (Dj0WE)
Ditto..... I am about to wet my pants. JHC, silver earclips on our nuts, OMFG...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:30 AM (EFlmu)
We thank you, Barack, from the Queen Berets!
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:25 AM (KbNXw)
******
H/T to you sir. That was most impressive and funny as hell.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 29, 2015 12:30 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:31 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 29, 2015 12:31 AM (Xhh62)
-- The newest breakthrough in ensuring schizophrenic people take their medication (a hard problem!) is bundling the pills with an ingestible computer chip that transmits data from the patient’s stomach. It’s a bold plan, somewhat complicated by the fact that one of the most common symptoms of schizophrenia is the paranoid fear that somebody has implanted a chip in your body to monitor you. Can you imagine being a schizophrenic guy who has to explain to your new doctor that your old doctor put computer chips in your pills to monitor you? Yikes. ...
-- The same team is working on a smartphone app to detect schizophrenic relapses. The system uses GPS to monitor location, accelerometer to detect movements, and microphone to check tone of voice and speaking pattern, then throws it into a machine learning system that tries to differentiate psychotic from normal behavior (for example, psychotic people might speak faster, or rock back and forth a lot). Again, interesting idea. But again, one of the most common paranoid schizophrenic delusions is that their electronic devices are monitoring everything they do.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 29, 2015 12:31 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 29, 2015 12:31 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:32 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 29, 2015 12:25 AM (FRLeJ)
Honestly, the Religious Liberty line of defense isn't the best one.
The better option would be to stress Free Speach reasoning. Most of these places will happily serve gay customers. It is about someone who is forced to use their personal creative abilities to promote and endorse a particular view point. In other Anglo-sphere countries (UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand), they have forced acceptance outright. In America, due to the 1st Amendment, they are limited, but have gotten around this when people are engaged in commerce.
You do not lose your 1st Amendment rights just because you are earning a buck.
That this imposition is not content neutral, just rubs salt in the wounds of the Contitution.
Posted by: The Free Speakin' Hat at March 29, 2015 12:32 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:32 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2015 12:32 AM (vPh3W)
The Longest Day.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2015 12:32 AM (Dj0WE)
Those two at 458 made me lol!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 29, 2015 12:33 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 29, 2015 12:33 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 29, 2015 12:33 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:33 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:34 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2015 12:34 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 29, 2015 12:34 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 29, 2015 12:34 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:35 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2015 12:35 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 12:35 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 12:35 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2015 12:36 AM (vPh3W)
Well by all means, poke your head in more often!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:36 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2015 12:36 AM (eenKj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:36 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子~クマ! at March 29, 2015 12:37 AM (0Ew3K)
Oh... and part of the problem with "traditional" superhero concepts, as I interpret them, anyway... is the age of buyers in what little there is in sales these days. To get a new "trad" superhero concept up and going, you would be depending on sales to kids and kids don't buy comics anymore. The age of comic buyers has been increasing since the 80's and these days it's pretty much exclusively 30 to 40 yo+. These guys want gritty. They want sexy. They want in-your-face-attitude. They don't want "kids stuff". Comics have taken a nose dive into shit since kids as buyers started to decline. One of the big hits occurred in the 90's during the Marvel newstand/distributor wars. Once comics started to move from newstands to comic store specialists, the rot increased exponentially.
Posted by: otho at March 29, 2015 12:37 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 29, 2015 12:39 AM (R5HRU)
IKR? What happened to richie rich, the Archies?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:39 AM (KbNXw)
The Quiet, Man
Alternate title? Brogueback Mountain!
Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2015 12:39 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2015 12:39 AM (Dj0WE)
Or, Jack Reacheround.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:41 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: mindful webworker - and organic? at March 28, 2015 10:34 PM (ACs5
Well, the unused ones are.
Posted by: Pilsbury Dough Boy at March 29, 2015 12:41 AM (eenKj)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:42 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2015 10:21 PM (MQEz6)
Female Thor's powers?
Wait till she decides that Mjolnir matches NONE of her outfits, and so trades M. for a riding crop ...
... then see you will ...
Posted by: Yodel at March 29, 2015 12:42 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:42 AM (OsWis)
Your Kidding?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:42 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:43 AM (OsWis)
Sorry that the job search is still going on, but I am thrilled that you'll soon be engaged. That's wonderful to hear.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:43 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:20 AM (EFlmu)
Got sick. I don't remember any of the details.
How have you been?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 29, 2015 12:43 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:43 AM (OsWis)
The fuck.... Wow.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:43 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:42 AM (OsWis)
*****
Twas a tragic Dude in a Van down by the River story...
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 29, 2015 12:44 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:44 AM (OsWis)
Whatcha been up to? Still dancing?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:44 AM (EFlmu)
Whatcha been up to? Still dancing?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:44 AM (EFlmu)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 29, 2015 12:45 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: mindful webworker - and organic? at March 28, 2015 10:34 PM (ACs5
Well, the unused ones are.
Posted by: Pilsbury Dough Boy at March 29, 2015 12:41 AM (eenKj)
Penis!!1!
http://tinyurl.com/kx7a2ky
Posted by: Jughead, who is now a girl at March 29, 2015 12:45 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Vendette at March 29, 2015 12:46 AM (TEpA2)
I'm going to Washington state in May for work, so I'll get to spend three weeks working and head down to Portland to see family on the weekends.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 29, 2015 12:46 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:46 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 12:46 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:47 AM (OsWis)
I didn't realize it was so late, I need to go to bed.
Alex, if I miss you, I"ll catch up tomorrow...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 29, 2015 12:47 AM (EFlmu)
https://tinyurl.com/k2q9yfy
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:44 AM (OsWis)
Well, they just fuck everything up don't they? On that note, i'll call it an evening. Later rons.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:48 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 12:48 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:43 AM (OsWis)
The fuck.... Wow.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 29, 2015 12:43 AM (KbNXw)
******
Oh, FFS! I just typed what I thought was a good, snarky comment about this but it's REAL?
I don't know how The Onion is finding enough stuff to stay in business anymore these days.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 29, 2015 12:48 AM (XrHO0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:49 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:43 AM (OsWis)
The fuck.... Wow."
And he dies without ever getting any from Betty OR Veronica. They end up in a lesbian relationship.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2015 12:50 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Harry Boehner at March 29, 2015 12:50 AM (Y9xfZ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:51 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 29, 2015 12:52 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:53 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:53 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 29, 2015 12:53 AM (GzDYP)
Is there ever a case for a US Navy Colonel? I ran into it at a meeting with a couple of other service Colonels and it was unknown to me. I did a little digging and saw something about Naval Infantry, not USMC, but didn't get very far. Person in question is Naval Medical/Nursing background.
You never know when there is some obscure reference out there....
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 29, 2015 12:54 AM (v1fwL)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 29, 2015 12:56 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:56 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 29, 2015 12:57 AM (v1fwL)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 12:58 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 29, 2015 12:59 AM (v1fwL)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 29, 2015 12:59 AM (v1fwL)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:00 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 29, 2015 01:00 AM (TF10X)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2015 01:00 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:01 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 01:02 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:02 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 29, 2015 01:02 AM (v1fwL)
Posted by: Vendette checks this blog once again and has to post at March 29, 2015 01:04 AM (TEpA2)
That looks like a cue for a Navy joke.
Why does the Navy put Marines on ships?
Because sheep are way too obvious.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 01:04 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:05 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:05 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 29, 2015 12:54 AM
Word.
Posted by: Muwatalli II at Kadesh at March 29, 2015 01:06 AM (0Ew3K)
Because sheep are way too obvious.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 01:04 AM (UVfht)
WTF?
Posted by: Bill the Goat at March 29, 2015 01:09 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:10 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 29, 2015 01:10 AM (Wo9OY)
Damn, it's cold out there! It was in the seventies a couple days ago, and right now it's 30!
Did I miss anything? Been drinking Bourbon & Cheerwine... umm, it's different, but pretty good.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 01:10 AM (4ydPC)
Because sheep are way too obvious.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 01:04 AM (UVfht)
WTF?
Posted by: Bill the Goat at March 29, 2015 01:09 AM (TEpA2)
It's the trinity that completes rum and the lash...
Posted by: The Naval Hat at March 29, 2015 01:10 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 01:11 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Bill E. Goat at March 29, 2015 01:11 AM (3F6F8)
He died by saving a gay dude. Took a bullet.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 12:42 AM (OsWis)
Best that it happened now.
He was in for a hell of a heart attack from drinking all those malts.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 29, 2015 01:14 AM (+Fae7)
Me too, because then I would have already ready the second Amy Lynn, and 90% of the third it seems.
Also, that parody song was fucking brilliant.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 29, 2015 01:14 AM (7TK5d)
I think I killed the thread when I announced that Archie died by catching a bullet with some gay dude's name on it.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:14 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 01:15 AM (UVfht)
BRONZE BAR=ENSIGN=SECOND LT 01
SILVER BAR=LT JUNIOR GRADE=1ST LT
TWO SILVER BARS=LT=CAPTAIN
BRONZE OAK LEAF=LT CMDR=MAJOR
SILVER OAK LEAF=CMDR=LT COLONEL
SILVER EAGLE=CAPTAIN=COLONEL
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 29, 2015 01:16 AM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Bill E. Goat at March 29, 2015 01:11 AM (3F6F
We have to stick together against mules.
Posted by: Bill the Goat at March 29, 2015 01:16 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Bill the Goat at March 29, 2015 01:16 AM (TEpA2)
******
Eeewwwwww....
Posted by: Bill E. Goat at March 29, 2015 01:18 AM (3F6F8)
heya chi. Betraying your southern locale there with the Cheerwine. Used to see commercials for it when I lived in W-S, but was never a soda drinking.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 01:18 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Bill E. Goat at March 29, 2015 01:18 AM (3F6F
Pathetic excuse for a Navy fan.
Posted by: Bill the Goat at March 29, 2015 01:19 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 01:18 AM (d7H2D)
Cheerwine can be had at Potomac Nationals games in Woodbridge, VA.
Posted by: Vendette at March 29, 2015 01:21 AM (TEpA2)
Good evening, all.
Damn, it's cold out there! It was in the seventies a couple days ago, and right now it's 30!
Did I miss anything? Been drinking Bourbon Cheerwine... umm, it's different, but pretty good.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 01:10 AM (4ydPC)
It was exceedingly strange driving there.....around here, the weather normally gets nicer when you drive to the coast. There, not so much.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 01:22 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2015 01:24 AM (ZbCKc)
There's never a wrong time for that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 01:26 AM (UVfht)
If the elder god is still lurking, Tee Fury is selling a "cthooki monster" shirt.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 01:15 AM (UVfht)
....and another cthulhu-themed shirt to confound Arbalest and Chi!
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 01:28 AM (T1005)
-------------------------
Sshhhh...
I'm trying to keep my redneckedness a secret.
*actually, I'm surprised a Yankee like you knows what it is.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 01:28 AM (4ydPC)
There's never a wrong time for that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 01:26 AM (UVfht)
Say hello to Senator Catherine Cortez Mastos...
Posted by: The Nevada Hat at March 29, 2015 01:29 AM (0Ew3K)
On the East Coast, you have a couple hundred miles of plains before you get real altitude change, and even then it's usually only a few thousand feet.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 01:29 AM (d7H2D)
*******
*Shrugs*
Already whipped his ass, and didn't even break a sweat. Sure, dude could use more.
Posted by: Exercise Machine Band at March 29, 2015 01:29 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 01:29 AM (d7H2D)
heya chi. Betraying your southern locale there with the Cheerwine.
-------------------------
Sshhhh...
I'm trying to keep my redneckedness a secret.
*actually, I'm surprised a Yankee like you knows what it is.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 01:28 AM (4ydPC)
I think he may have done med school at Winston-Salem.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 01:30 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:31 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:31 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ed Anger at March 29, 2015 01:32 AM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 29, 2015 01:33 AM (LWu6U)
On the West Coast, you're driving out of the mountains to the coast.
On the East Coast, you have a couple hundred miles of plains before
you get real altitude change, and even then it's usually only a few
thousand feet.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 01:29 AM (d7H2D)
When we went to DC last year, I drove back via Shenandoah National Park -- it's not as high as the Sierras, but it was pretty nice.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 01:33 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Piercello at March 29, 2015 01:34 AM (QJCCx)
hey cooth!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:31 AM (OsWis)
Howdy, howdy! You were slingin' some very funny movie titles upthread.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 01:34 AM (T1005)
The saran wrap and duct tape was always a crowd-pleaser in Iraq. Drawing dicks on faces with Sharpies was quite popular also.
Camel spider on face...*shudder*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:35 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:36 AM (OsWis)
"
A: Nothing. Stupid f*cker didn't get it the first time....
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 29, 2015 01:37 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Ed Anger at March 29, 2015 01:38 AM (RcpcZ)
I'm currently daring Facebook to make me yank it down...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:38 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at March 29, 2015 01:38 AM (rhjQp)
Hi to everyone. Especially you, girl.
Do all your shirts have Cthulhu on them, cooth?
And do you even own a pair of long pants?
Since we covered drummers last night, do we discuss keyboards tonight?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 01:38 AM (P6CVl)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:39 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2015 01:39 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:40 AM (OsWis)
Should you find yourself unexpectedly naked, always calm down and take & release 2 deep breaths.
That way you have a pair of pants ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2015 01:41 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:40 AM (OsWis)
*******
Betcher ass, Sister. Heh, heh.
Posted by: Exercise Machine Band at March 29, 2015 01:41 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:41 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:42 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2015 01:39 AM
Screw it. Work is hard.
Posted by: otho at March 29, 2015 01:42 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 01:44 AM (d7H2D)
"
*****
Stop crying beyotch, or you will get the back of my other pimp band.
Posted by: Exercise Machine Band at March 29, 2015 01:45 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 01:38 AM
Sure. Why not? Are you a tinkler, Chi?
Posted by: otho at March 29, 2015 01:45 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:46 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:46 AM (OsWis)
I had to come out with my disappointment in you fine people. The Punchline is: "Nothing you haven' already told that pedophile bitch twice".
...Gee whiz.
*goes back in hole*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 29, 2015 01:47 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:48 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 01:48 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 29, 2015 01:48 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:49 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 01:49 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 01:50 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 01:50 AM (P6CVl)
Looks like I have some catching up to do...
Hi to everyone. Especially you, girl.
Do all your shirts have Cthulhu on them, cooth?
And do you even own a pair of long pants?
Since we covered drummers last night, do we discuss keyboards tonight?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 01:38 AM (P6CVl)
Enough of them do that I can keep Morons amused for a good while. But, no, among the mundanes I wear shirts like http://tinyurl.com/oy9r2nx (that's today's).
I do own some long pants -- in fact, I have a closet full of suits -- but I usually manage to successfully avoid wearing them.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 01:50 AM (T1005)
Posted by: otho
-------------------------
Sometimes. But not on purpose.
Luckily, I usually don't wear pants, so it's all good.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 01:52 AM (P6CVl)
What's up, CC? I'm doing it wrong. It is Theraflu, Hall's cough drops and a heating pad for my back.
Can't stick around. Too tired and painful. No big, though. It always ends!
G'Night Ev'ry-Buddy!
Oh... and quick request for prayers for my friend. She's having a Crisis of Faith and could use some of God's Lovin'.
She's in the "Where has God been lately"-phase. So there's that. No need for written prayers, just give a quick "wassup" to The Big Guy.
-Thanks!
*static*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 29, 2015 01:55 AM (16bOT)
Cooth, to battle the devilish Caturday pics, I just sent you doggeh pic.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 01:50 AM (P6CVl)
Tucker looks like he's having So. Much. Fun.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 01:55 AM (T1005)
-Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 01:49 AM (d7H2D)
What's up, CC? I'm doing it wrong. It is Theraflu, Hall's cough drops and a heating pad for my back.
Can't stick around. Too tired and painful. No big, though. It always ends!
G'Night Ev'ry-Buddy!
Oh... and quick request for prayers for my friend. She's having a Crisis of Faith and could use some of God's Lovin'.
She's in the "Where has God been lately"-phase. So there's that.
No need for written prayers, just give a quick "wassup" to The Big Guy.
-Thanks!
*static*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 29, 2015 01:55 AM (16bOT)
Is the heating pad for continuing issues from the roof incident? And does your friend have a name we can use?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 01:58 AM (T1005)
You and your friend are both in my prayers tonight.
Be well - missed you around here.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 01:58 AM (P6CVl)
That minigun thing was incredibly stupid.
No reference to actual field use, just puerile game crap.
Was there even a reference to the torque issues that the A-10 Warthog routinely experiences with its chain gun?
Posted by: TexasJew at March 29, 2015 01:58 AM (/RjIj)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 01:59 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 01:52 AM
lol
Posted by: otho at March 29, 2015 01:59 AM (tBSrv)
Cooth, to battle the devilish Caturday pics, I just sent you doggeh pic.
Posted by: shredded chi
----------
Tucker looks like he's having So. Much. Fun.
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------
Dude. It's hilarious.
He lets her chase him for a half hour, then gives up - and that is the result. Every. Single. Time.
She walks around in the backyard with him hanging there, and he just stares at me like "really? You're gonna let her get away with this shit?"
When I see it, I always think of Boo from Monsters, Inc.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 02:04 AM (P6CVl)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:12 AM (T1005)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 02:14 AM (P6CVl)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 29, 2015 02:16 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2015 02:16 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 02:17 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2015 02:16 AM (KCxzN)
You can't deliver food of that low quality, it'll ruin it!
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 02:17 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 02:18 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2015 02:16 AM (KCxzN)
******
For $22.74, they might.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 29, 2015 02:19 AM (cIoI4)
The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate? Right now it's pointed at
Congressional Republicans and the empty space where there testicles
should be to Stop. This. Lawless. Administration.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 02:17 AM (d7H2D)
I thought the defecting Iranian who said the Obanites were trying to push this onto the P5+1 harder than the Iranians were was just icing on the cake.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:19 AM (T1005)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 29, 2015 02:19 AM
dammit...I'm a buck two seventy nine short
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2015 02:21 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------
Y'know, I hadn't thought about it until you brought it up.
Here - pull on it. I'll let you know.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 02:22 AM (P6CVl)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:19 AM (T1005)
That is either incredibly depressing and treasonous, or a false flag level 20 trolling operation by Iran.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 02:23 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:24 AM (OsWis)
Was there even a reference to the torque issues that the A-10 Warthog routinely experiences with its chain gun?
A problem that can be easily solved by mounting a second, counter-rotating gun.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 29, 2015 02:25 AM (o78gS)
I've already prepped my first question -- "I understand that these are basically European honeybees brought over by beekeepers; further, we've all heard about the fierce and fearsome African honeybees -- are there any native North American honeybees.....or, if you would, aborigibees?"
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:26 AM (T1005)
623 How's the finger today?
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------
Y'know, I hadn't thought about it until you brought it up.
Here - pull on it. I'll let you know.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 02:22 AM (P6CVl)
I'm just waiting to get past the "what are these red streaks running up my arm?" issue.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:28 AM (T1005)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2015 02:21 AM (KCxzN)
*****
These times, they are indeed trying for all of us.
They are especially tough for East Coast time zone peeps that can not get an All Star Breakfast or Cheese and Eggs meal delivered, because driving is not a good legal option and they are smart enough not to offer this service.
Oh, the Humanity!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 29, 2015 02:28 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Piercello at March 29, 2015 02:29 AM (QJCCx)
626 Why doesn't Waffle House deliver?
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2015 02:16 AM (KCxzN)
You can't deliver food of that low quality, it'll ruin it!
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 02:17 AM (d7H2D)
I like Waffle House -- and I love the fact that it's officially part of the FEMA response plan. And, no, I'm not kidding -- http://tinyurl.com/lg4taea
Biscuitville is pretty fun, too.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:32 AM (T1005)
don't forget the lockjaw part...
but I'm sure we're both just being worrywarts.
After all, nail going through a finger is just a flesh wound, no sweat.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:33 AM (OsWis)
Anyone see the new Cottonelle tv ads?
They claim that Cottonelle tp is 'textured' to get you cleaner; so clean that you can 'go commando.'
At the end of the commercial, the user agrees with the claim and pulls down his/her waistband enough to show they're not wearing underwear.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 29, 2015 02:33 AM (FRLeJ)
2. Stuff the heaters into one heater bag.
3. Soak the heater in hot sauce.
4. Throw three bags into a confined space. You have just made a ghetto tear gas bomb.
Fun times.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:34 AM (OsWis)
down his/her waistband enough to show they're not wearing underwear.
No shit?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 02:34 AM (UVfht)
As long as the bees don't start carrying coconuts on a line...
Posted by: Piercello at March 29, 2015 02:29 AM (QJCCx)
Nah, the swallows got that market niche all wrapped-up.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:34 AM (T1005)
Is that why people wear underwear? To keep poo and pee away from their pants?
I thought I wore underwear to put a layer of fabric between my finer parts and my course blue jeans.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 29, 2015 02:35 AM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: The Mountain Hat at March 29, 2015 02:35 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:36 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Piercello at March 29, 2015 02:36 AM (QJCCx)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 29, 2015 02:36 AM (FRLeJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 29, 2015 02:33 AM (FRLeJ)
******
The Deuce you say!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 29, 2015 02:36 AM (3F6F8)
Never had an MRE with a "heater". Then again, as a REMF, I didn't have all that many MRE's.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 02:37 AM (UVfht)
Biscuitville was good, as was Bojangles, but my favorite cheap breakfasts out were Hardee's and Chick-Fil-A. I favor Perkins or Cracker Barrel for sit down chain breakfast.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 02:38 AM (d7H2D)
Bored, I told them "Hey, I'm putting you two on Craigslist. What should I ask? You have to give me a number."
Five year old girl: "one hundred fifty thousand one hundred."
Barely older brother: "I dunno. Sixty six eighty?"
So we settled on $150k for the future President, and $66.80 for her brother.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 02:39 AM (P6CVl)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:40 AM (OsWis)
At the end of the commercial, the user agrees with the claim and pulls
down his/her waistband enough to show they're not wearing underwear.
No shit?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 02:34 AM (UVfht)
LOL.
Speaking of wish, if you ever wanted a dishwasher-level appliance for your nether quarters, they're on sale at woot -- http://tinyurl.com/poyh9dt ....
....of course, to get the full effect, you have to read the reviews on Amazon -- http://tinyurl.com/pderagd
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:40 AM (T1005)
I'm not down for having gun barrel-looking thingies aimed at my nether regions while on the loo.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:42 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:26 AM (T1005)
You want to play with bees?? Shit man....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 29, 2015 02:43 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:43 AM (OsWis)
Good for pranking visitors.
SMFH! There's a gun barrel sticking out of your toilet!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 02:46 AM (UVfht)
The reviews are hilarious, however.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:46 AM (OsWis)
Those things look like gun barrels.
I'm not down for having gun barrel-looking thingies aimed at my nether regions while on the loo.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:42 AM (OsWis)
The barrel points down into the bowl. It sprays upward from "the wand".
And, of course it comes with a remote.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:47 AM (T1005)
The toilet that pees on you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 02:48 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 02:48 AM (P6CVl)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 02:48 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 02:48 AM (d7H2D)
600 bucks for a toilet seat that blows air up your ass or water on your ugly bits...
The reviews are hilarious, however.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:46 AM (OsWis)
Not only does it blow water or air up your ass, it has "cycles" -- like your dishwasher has "soak and scour".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:48 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 02:49 AM (UVfht)
Ok.
I foresee many unfortunate accidents for those praying over their porcelain god...and inadvertently, buttons get pressed on the remote...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:50 AM (OsWis)
Oh, the wand.
Ok.
I foresee many unfortunate accidents for those praying over their
porcelain god...and inadvertently, buttons get pressed on the remote...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:50 AM (OsWis)
Oh, if I knew someone was calling the dinosaurs in there, I'd soooo want to have control of that remote......
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:51 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:52 AM (OsWis)
Since this thing has a remote, I would not recommend installing it in a house with boys.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 02:52 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:52 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:52 AM (T1005)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 02:53 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 02:54 AM (d7H2D)
Not only does it blow water or air up your ass, it has "cycles" -- like your dishwasher has "soak and scour".
Since this thing has a remote, I would not recommend installing it in a house with boys.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 02:52 AM (UVfht)
Just be glad it's not bluetooth.
As it is, it's a sobering preview of "the internet of things".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:54 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:54 AM (OsWis)
The purpose was so they could put some heated, powered, bidet-style seats on their existing $150 toilets. And yes, remotes were included.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 02:54 AM (P6CVl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 29, 2015 02:55 AM (FMbng)
Having your headset paired with your bidet? Probably a bad thing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 02:57 AM (UVfht)
Was checking out that wacky toilet seat with those pipe things. Really
guys, how many would be tempted to pee on the pipes? I can see some of
the morons being drunk, looking at the pipes, seeing an enemy starship,
and then take aim to blow it out of the sky.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 29, 2015 02:55 AM (FMbng)
Believe it or not.....they retract.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:58 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 02:58 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 29, 2015 02:55 AM (FMbng)
Yes...when drunk...*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 02:59 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 02:58 AM (T1005)
Shit, oh well, there goes my star wars shooting the thermal exhaust port game.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 29, 2015 03:01 AM (FMbng)
I once wired dedicated outlets behind each of four toilets in a stupid person's condo. It was quite expensive.
The purpose was so they could put some heated, powered, bidet-style
seats on their existing $150 toilets. And yes, remotes were included.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 02:54 AM (P6CVl)
Look at how many 5-star reviews they got.
Gee, I hope there's some security on those remotes. I can imagine in some well-heeled downtown condo building when someone's remote controls two floors up-or-down and three condos side-to-side.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:01 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:01 AM (T1005)
Or when some 3rd worlder mistakes it for a drinking fountain.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 29, 2015 03:04 AM (FMbng)
Almost feel sorry for them
Almost.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:04 AM (OsWis)
Here is the "Hall of the Mountain Grill" album by Hawkwind[/i[:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAyCZxQUJEY
Posted by: The Hall of the mountain Hat at March 29, 2015 03:05 AM (0Ew3K)
Almost feel sorry for them
Almost.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:04 AM (OsWis)
When the burning times come the people who actually have those toilets seats would only be 2 shits till extinction anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 29, 2015 03:07 AM (FMbng)
And here's the website for those guys -- http://tinyurl.com/ojuo4d4. If I get a "WTF?" from somebody, I'll 'splain it.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:07 AM (T1005)
Not only does it blow water or air up your ass, it has "cycles" -- like your dishwasher has "soak and scour".
Since this thing has a remote, I would not recommend installing it in a house with boys.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 02:52 AM (UVfht)
Ron White talking about using a Bidet.
https://youtu.be/FmltPi531Z4
Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2015 03:08 AM (zt+N6)
You know what else is like that?
An actual shower, that, get this, you can wash your ass in.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:09 AM (OsWis)
When the burning times come, these people are gonna be pissed that they'll have to manually wipe their own ass.
Almost feel sorry for them
Almost.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:04 AM (OsWis)
They won't have built up any calluses, so the TP will tear into them like an angle-grinder into butter.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:09 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:10 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:10 AM (OsWis)
One of the reviewers who was gushing about her toilet said it was like a "shower for your tush."
You know what else is like that?
An actual shower, that, get this, you can wash your ass in.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:09 AM (OsWis)
Just keep rockin' with that -- this is like a shower for your tush, without the shower; washing your hands is like a shower for your hands, without the shower.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:11 AM (T1005)
You know what else is like that?
An actual shower, that, get this, you can wash your ass in.
Posted by: SMFH
-------------------------
You have such a way with words - you're like a poet.
Such a delicate flower...
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:13 AM (P6CVl)
I once wired dedicated outlets behind each of four toilets in a stupid person's condo. It was quite expensive.
The purpose was so they could put some heated, powered, bidet-style
seats on their existing $150 toilets. And yes, remotes were included.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 02:54 AM (P6CVl)
Is it code that they be dedicated? Do they have to be GFI? -- 'cause one place I really, really, really, really don't want to have stray current is squirtin' up my backside.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:15 AM (T1005)
But not as delicate as these folks that find it of the utmost concern to have a glistening brown starfish 24/7, and fanny ribbon just won't do for them.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:16 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:16 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Catherine the Great at March 29, 2015 03:18 AM (T1005)
I think so - because they had heating elements.
They could've bought new $2000 Toto toilets for what it cost, btw.
* I didn't see a link to this current discussion, so didn't click through. may or may not be the same things. ?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:18 AM (P6CVl)
or pink...or whatevers.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:16 AM (OsWis)
Is there a glitter option?
Posted by: Tinkerbell at March 29, 2015 03:19 AM (T1005)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:20 AM (P6CVl)
Join me! Buy one of these and let's start a bidet revolution! Clean bums everywhere!"
- Amazon Reviewer of the T-1000 Ass Purifier
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:20 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:21 AM (OsWis)
700
I think so - because they had heating elements.
They could've bought new $2000 Toto toilets for what it cost, btw.
* I didn't see a link to this current discussion, so didn't click through. may or may not be the same things. ?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:18 AM (P6CVl)
Links @657. This is a $500 add-on to make your $200 American Standard into the envy of your neighbors with the $2000 hoity-Toto toilets.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:22 AM (T1005)
Under the new nutrition rules, everyone will have to have one of these installed so Mooch can make sure we're not drinking sugary sodas.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 03:23 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:24 AM (OsWis)
"Here's the thing: Americans tend to be far more fastidious than other
parts of the world, in terms of bathing frequency, general hygiene,
germaphobia, etc. And yet we walk around with dirty bums, while our
less-frequently-bathed European brethren walk around with nice clean
ones! I don't get it.
Join me! Buy one of these and let's start a bidet revolution! Clean bums everywhere!"
- Amazon Reviewer of the T-1000 Ass Purifier
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:20 AM (OsWis)
Does it apply lubricant?
Posted by: Interested in San Francisco at March 29, 2015 03:24 AM (T1005)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:26 AM (P6CVl)
- Fat Amazon Reviewer of the T-1000 Ass Purifier
Oh, and this is just a part of the review. She also goes on at how "green" it is to not use fanny ribbon.
This woman is going to be in a world of hurt when the power goes out.
10-1 she gets lost trying to find her own ass, even if she is a little on the plus side.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:30 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 03:30 AM (UVfht)
And here's the website for those guys -- http://tinyurl.com/ojuo4d4. If I get a "WTF?" from somebody, I'll 'splain it.
Under
the new nutrition rules, everyone will have to have one of these
installed so Mooch can make sure we're not drinking sugary sodas.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 03:23 AM (UVfht)
Ah, someone did chase the link. Any guesses what their booth looked like?
And, yes, they were all excited about data monitoring (thinking of the aged wealthy who wouldn't have to pee in a cup for their staff of on-call doctors), or limited situations of intensive monitoring (hospitals)....but were also thinking of prisons.
Which reminded me of the vacation planet where you had to get a receipt every time you went to the toilet, or they'd surgically remove excess mass from you to keep their planet from eroding away.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:31 AM (T1005)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:32 AM (6fyGz)
Now, imagine what it costs to run a dedicated line to said $200 toilet. What if you live in a $1M condo facing the Atlantic with a poured concrete floor and ceiling?
Yeah, "I'll take a squirting toilet with a heating pad for $4000, Alex."
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:33 AM (P6CVl)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:34 AM (OsWis)
Still on about the water jet for your ass? First world problems.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:32 AM (6fyGz)
Did I ever mention getting two of your favorite floodlights? They're nice. Unfortunately, they show-up the three remaining CFs pretty badly.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:34 AM (T1005)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:35 AM (6fyGz)
floodlights? They're nice. Unfortunately, they show-up the three
remaining CFs pretty badly.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:34 AM (T1005)
I have two of them but they won't fit in my fixtures, the heat sink is too big to fit in the hoods. However, they work just dandy in the trouble light I have.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:36 AM (6fyGz)
710, 716,
And to think I was just half-joking about the govt monitoring our shitters...
Fuck.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:34 AM (OsWis)
So, the vacation planet is from Hitchhikers' Guide....and their booth was some tables along the back and sides, full of a bunch of nerdy engineer-types, with a toilet in the front of the booth on a five-foot plinth. All it needed was some guy in native costume chanting at it.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:37 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:37 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:37 AM (OsWis)
I was not a fan. It wasn't a comfortable chair to begin with, but when it started beating me up our relationship soured pretty quickly.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:39 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:40 AM (6fyGz)
I didn't care much for it myself.
I'm pretty good at beating myself up.
I don't need my furniture to.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:41 AM (OsWis)
I don't need my furniture to.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:41 AM (OsWis)
If I need an ass kicking that bad I'm sure I can find one somewhere.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:42 AM (6fyGz)
OTOH, my FIL had a heated vibrating massaging chair that wasn't nearly as harsh. It was kinda nice actually.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:40 AM (6fyGz)
Was the abusive one a Brookstone? Do you remember the brands of either? 'Cause, y'know, most guys have never experienced a situation where two things looked a lot alike -- and one was comfortable while the other was abusive as hell.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:43 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:44 AM (OsWis)
the brands of either? 'Cause, y'know, most guys have never experienced a
situation where two things looked a lot alike -- and one was
comfortable while the other was abusive as hell.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:43 AM (T1005)
Can't really say, I didn't check the brand name. They don't recline or anything, you just sit in them while they beat your back up.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:47 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:44 AM (OsWis)
It's great, ain't it? I haven't been around lately, either I'm working or...I have other things to do.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:48 AM (6fyGz)
So, we go from spying shitters to felonious furniture.
I love this place.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:44 AM (OsWis)
Well, to be a little more inclusive....we went from automated asswashers to spying shitters to felonious furniture.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:49 AM (T1005)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:50 AM (6fyGz)
floodlights? They're nice. Unfortunately, they show-up the three remaining CFs pretty badly.
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------
Heh.
Oddly enough, I had a client ask me about "energy efficient bulbs" just this week. i told her to get to the store & buy Cree bulbs only. "You won't be disappointed."
I hope I won't be proven wrong, because a couple days later she had a couple hundred dollars worth of bulbs on the kitchen counter!
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:50 AM (tzSAX)
Was the abusive one a Brookstone? Do you remember
the brands of either? 'Cause, y'know, most guys have never experienced a
situation where two things looked a lot alike -- and one was
comfortable while the other was abusive as hell.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:43 AM (T1005)
Can't
really say, I didn't check the brand name. They don't recline or
anything, you just sit in them while they beat your back up.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:47 AM (6fyGz)
What store was it in?
SMFH -- do you recall the brand name of the one your dad likes?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:51 AM (T1005)
SMFH -- do you recall the brand name of the one your dad likes?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:51 AM (T1005)
They weren't in a store, they were out in the common areas sitting in pairs. Put a buck in, get three minutes of pummeling.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:53 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde
-------------------------
I'm hoping I'm reading that right. If so, good for you, man.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:54 AM (tzSAX)
722 Did I ever mention getting two of your favorite
floodlights? They're nice. Unfortunately, they show-up the three remaining CFs pretty badly.
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------
Heh.
Oddly enough, I had a client ask me about "energy efficient bulbs"
just this week. i told her to get to the store buy Cree bulbs
only. "You won't be disappointed."
I hope I won't be proven wrong, because a couple days later she had a
couple hundred dollars worth of bulbs on the kitchen counter!
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:50 AM (tzSAX)
I'm likin' the ones I got -- they're installed in regular can lights that were part of the 2004 kitchen remodel, and do a better job than the incandescents the cans were designed for or the CFs that have been there since the regular bulbs burned out. And, BTW, it's on a dimming circuit -- and they dim nicely (though with different curves).
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:54 AM (T1005)
Massage chairs!
Yeah I bought one for my uhhh...
better half and then what?
She bought me a sauna
Wotta wife
sigh
Otherwise, Fu*k you and the horse you rode in on.
(just trying to be topical 'yknow)
I love you all.
NoCaMoMe!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 03:54 AM (qry2M)
days later she had a couple hundred dollars worth of bulbs on the
kitchen counter!
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:50 AM (tzSAX)
She will notice an immediate decrease in her power bill. I swapped mine out two and three at a time and now I'm saving between 75 and 100 a month in power bills since I put them in.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:55 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:54 AM (tzSAX)
Yep. I'm liking it. I'm liking it a lot.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:56 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:57 AM (6fyGz)
The old and infirm, ok, fine, they may need some assistance.
But from some of the reviewers, they're just special snowflake-types that make me want to give them constant high-tech swirlies.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:58 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 03:58 AM (qry2M)
I'm hoping I'm reading that right. If so, good for you, man.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:54 AM (tzSAX)
Yep. I'm liking it. I'm liking it a lot.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 03:56 AM (6fyGz)
Cheers! *clink* to pleasant company.....but don't be a stranger to the Horde.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:59 AM (T1005)
Around here if there's an LED replacement for a burned out bulb, that's what goes in there. So far the only spot I haven't seen a suitable bulb for is the oven.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 03:59 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:59 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:59 AM (tzSAX)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 03:59 AM (T1005)
I try to drop in whenever I'm not doing other things. Right now for instance milady sleeps in the next room as I do laundry, I have to stay up till dawn so I can sleep today and work tonight.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 04:01 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 03:59 AM (tzSAX)
https://youtu.be/LetJHQ_V05o
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 04:02 AM (6fyGz)
After reading review after review at Amazon about the amazing T-1000 Ass
Purifier, I have come to the conclusion that an EMP might not be such a
bad idea, just to see the massive freakout and panic of those that will
have to wipe their own ass...before they become easy pickings for
whatever post-apocalyptic gang that's rampaging about, of course.
The old and infirm, ok, fine, they may need some assistance.
But from some of the reviewers, they're just special snowflake-types that make me want to give them constant high-tech swirlies.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 03:58 AM (OsWis)
I just knew that the topic would bring new levels of love and happiness to The Horde....it brings a tear to my eye, it does.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:03 AM (T1005)
Unfortunately, it's under Shasta Lake.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 04:08 AM (UVfht)
Uh Hi.
Ten year lurker here I only started my spew a few weeks ago.
Way drunk,
just watched Pacific rim and Battleship.
These were recommended by Morons so
they were pretty damned good.
Sorry to join the battle so late, but you know,
we all come around sooner or later
Plus I was busy watching these 'films'
I'm terribly sorry but what did I miss while having myself being entertained?
Nukes over Tehran?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 04:09 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 04:09 AM (OsWis)
Nukes over Tehran
Bottled sunshine for Iran
Such a beautiful plan
Nukes over Tehran
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 04:11 AM (UVfht)
I finally found the town my maternal grandfather was allegedly born in.
Unfortunately, it's under Shasta Lake.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 04:08 AM (UVfht)
I'm SCUBA certified to NAUI OpenWater II.....of course, Shasta Lake is usually f'in' COLD.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:11 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 29, 2015 04:11 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 04:12 AM (qry2M)
I knew I was right!*
Fricking A, GGE. I couldn't be more happy for you, man.
Skirt wearing Moron or not...
I was recently asked "what's with you guys and your fascination with the teacher/librarian thing?"
Chicks...
Am I right?
*I tend to miss out on a lot of stuff, but I caught the early stages of this.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 04:12 AM (tzSAX)
Keep drinking...it seems that some Iranian aide to the Iranian president has defected to Switzerland and is requesting asylum.
"Close Media Aide To President Rouhani Defects During Iran Nuclear Talks, Says U.S. Negotiators Acting On Behalf Of Iran"
WZ, which links to the UK Telegraph.
Now where did I put my shocked face...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 04:13 AM (OsWis)
Chicks...
Am I right?
*I tend to miss out on a lot of stuff, but I caught the early stages of this.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 04:12 AM (tzSAX)
cause it's f'n hot when she uses the teacher voice on me.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 04:15 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 29, 2015 04:15 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 04:13 AM (OsWis)
Check back on the "Hillary shredded her server" thread, I think I saw it there.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 04:16 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 04:17 AM (OsWis)
So I got back to the house, evicted the fiancee's car from the driveway (she only takes up half -- but, unfortunately, that half is in the middle). I jacked the wheels up and rotated them while feeling for anything caught or embedded, to no avail. Then I jacked 'em up again and loosened and retightened the lug-nuts, and when I got to the front wheel, two of 'em were just hand-tight instead of firm.
I couldn't see this in the field or when the car was in the driveway because the weight of the car kept it from waggling when I pushed on it.
Without having a fast jack, is there another diagnostic to easily check for this?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:20 AM (T1005)
And in that vein: https://youtu.be/9OKtuaWkmA0
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 04:20 AM (UVfht)
So have we already hashed over the fact that Hilda and Mr. Bloomie Have set up their own little... Axis... as it were?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 04:21 AM (qry2M)
I had the honor of meeting Jinx The Cat in person when he came to town one day.
After a nice breakfast, we walked around downtown for a bit and came to the the USA Wisconsin. He was really enamored with the sixteen inch guns... impressive doesnt quite sum it up.
Actually, he knew more about her history than I did.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 04:21 AM (tzSAX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 04:22 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 04:22 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:23 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 04:24 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:25 AM (T1005)
Hey, Ira.
I've seen your name for a few days now, so I'm betting you're not too shy. First round of shots is on you.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 04:27 AM (tzSAX)
Ha,
Thanks Mr Basura,
I've got to watch and see if I can follow all this line of thinking going around this place this early morning.
WTF are all you morons doing up so late?
I have polished off 4 too many strongish ales,
so... don't take advantage of me...
working on the next one...
Youse guys in the grey boxes rule.
and first you will blow me
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 04:30 AM (qry2M)
Cth,
First thought is bearings. Can you wriggle the wheel laterally (even without being on a jack stand)?
Maybe ball joints?
Is this the Honda?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 04:30 AM (tzSAX)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 04:27 AM (tzSAX)
*looks sadly at newly-emptied bourbon bottle*
I did replace the rum (and the Crown, which is her favorite), but I didn't realize the low Elijah Craig warning light was on.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 04:31 AM (6fyGz)
Synchronized belated greetings, now that's pretty weird.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 04:24 AM (UVfht)
It's actually an inevitable result of the way that the blog processes information. There's a blorp of A -- and everybody who really wants to respond to A runs off to compose a think-piece about it.....while everyone who is oblivious comments about Z, and those less passionate about A riff onto a post about the B that A reminded them about.
Click 2 -- there's a blorp of B -- and everybody who really wants to respond to B runs off to compose a
think-piece about it.....while everyone who is oblivious comments about
Y, and those less passionate about B riff onto a post about the C that B
reminded them about.
In click 3, you have the think-pieces from A, the C reactions from B, a bunch of static from Y and Z, and a bombshell from D.
It wasn't that people were ignoring Ira -- they were still reacting to things that came before him on the blog. Once that cleared up, we all said "hi".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:32 AM (T1005)
I have polished off 4 too many strongish ales,
so... don't take advantage of me...
working on the next one...
Youse guys in the grey boxes rule.
and first you will blow me
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 04:30 AM (qry2M)
I work nights. Tonight, in fact, which means I have to sleep all day if I'm going to make it all the way through...which means I have to stay up until the early morning light. Three or four more hours should do it. -.-
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 04:33 AM (6fyGz)
Realizing I should have gone to bed an hour ago.
Here's what I'll be doing, metaphorically, when the sun comes up: https://youtu.be/WrURe9s572I
G'night everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2015 04:34 AM (UVfht)
Way drunk is To the point of happiness.
Lemmie go count the bottles
hmm 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!
I've got plenty more.
Just hook up a rubber tube to the usb port and I'll dump one in.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 04:34 AM (qry2M)
766
Cth,
First thought is bearings. Can you wriggle the wheel laterally (even without being on a jack stand)?
Maybe ball joints?
Is this the Honda?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 04:30 AM (tzSAX)
No -- it was that 2/4 bolts holding a front wheel on were loose. I figured it out relatively quickly and tried to test it with all four paws on the ground -- by pushing the tire in all four quarters with my foot......and it looked right, because the weight of the car was holding it against one side. But when I jacked the car, it was clear that two lugnuts were to loose.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:36 AM (T1005)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 04:37 AM (OsWis)
were loose. I figured it out relatively quickly and tried to test it
with all four paws on the ground -- by pushing the tire in all four
quarters with my foot......and it looked right, because the weight of
the car was holding it against one side. But when I jacked the car, it
was clear that two lugnuts were to loose.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:36 AM (T1005)
Had a rash of loose lug nuts once upon a time, till I let the dog out early one morning. I found a four way next to the truck the next morning, tightened up the lug nuts and put the four way in the truck. Never had another problem with it and I still have the four way.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 04:38 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 04:38 AM (tzSAX)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 29, 2015 04:37 AM (OsWis)
Night SMFH, sleep well and wake.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 04:38 AM (6fyGz)
Cthulhu @ 779
Hey, cooth - what time is it?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 04:38 AM (tzSAX)
Howdy-Doody time?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:40 AM (T1005)
No -- it was that 2/4 bolts holding a front wheel on
were loose. I figured it out relatively quickly and tried to test it
with all four paws on the ground -- by pushing the tire in all four
quarters with my foot......and it looked right, because the weight of
the car was holding it against one side. But when I jacked the car, it
was clear that two lugnuts were to loose.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:36 AM (T1005)
Had
a rash of loose lug nuts once upon a time, till I let the dog out early
one morning. I found a four way next to the truck the next morning,
tightened up the lug nuts and put the four way in the truck. Never had
another problem with it and I still have the four way.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 04:38 AM (6fyGz)
Funny the way that works....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:41 AM (T1005)
Oh, good lord, I've put everyone to sleep
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 04:41 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 04:41 AM (tzSAX)
777
766
Cth,
First thought is bearings. Can you wriggle the wheel laterally (even without being on a jack stand)?
Maybe ball joints?
Is this the Honda?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 04:30 AM (tzSAX)
No
-- it was that 2/4 bolts holding a front wheel on were loose. I figured
it out relatively quickly and tried to test it with all four paws on
the ground -- by pushing the tire in all four quarters with my
foot......and it looked right, because the weight of the car was holding
it against one side. But when I jacked the car, it was clear that two
lugnuts were to loose.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:36 AM (T1005)
It is the Honda, and I suspected the lug-nuts 'cause I pulled the wheels a couple of weeks ago to get some of the caked-on crud off of 'em. But I tried shoving the wheel sideways to see if any of the lugnuts looked loose and they didn't.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:43 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 04:44 AM (qry2M)
Do you even get that joke when I pull it out of the dustbin? (Which is rarely)
You're the one that taught me that joke for crying out loud!
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 04:45 AM (tzSAX)
Oh, good lord, I've put everyone to sleep
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 04:41 AM (qry2M)
I'm not really asleep, though I need to be -- 'cause I've got a date to play with bees in the morning.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 04:45 AM (T1005)
a date to play with bees in the morning..
Are you a beekeeper in addition to BEEing an unspeakable horror?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 04:49 AM (qry2M)
Though were it the former, I'd feel guilty about missing Palm Sunday services. Which I might actually make it to this year.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 04:49 AM (d7H2D)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 04:51 AM (6fyGz)
I don't envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 04:54 AM (opzG9)
Conservative Crank,
The Good Lord knows we should all get back to our (at least my) roots (and our knees) and remember that all our sins
(i'm looking at you morons) have been forgiven, if we place our faith in Him
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 04:56 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2015 04:51 AM
Not the bees!
Posted by: nic cage losing his shit at March 29, 2015 05:00 AM (tBSrv)
THX CHI I appreciate the concern for my upcoming pain.
and I proactively have concern for your next headache as well.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:01 AM (qry2M)
Doe a deer a female deer
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:05 AM (qry2M)
a date to play with bees in the morning..
Are you a beekeeper in addition to BEEing an unspeakable horror?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 04:49 AM (qry2M)
Not yet -- but we're taking the class.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 05:08 AM (T1005)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n5NPN3NF0rM
Posted by: shredded chi at March 29, 2015 05:09 AM (opzG9)
So,
Lessee, GGE Makes 3.2 volt ultraviolet emitting light emitting diodes that excite a mystery blend of phosphors
I Hack. What's anybody else's bidness?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:11 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Orca Windfree at March 29, 2015 05:14 AM (0fmtZ)
Damn, I wish I were clever, I'd keep this thread hoppin'
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:17 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:20 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:21 AM (qry2M)
So,
Lessee, GGE Makes 3.2 volt ultraviolet emitting light emitting diodes that excite a mystery blend of phosphors
I Hack. What's anybody else's bidness?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:11 AM (qry2M)
https://youtu.be/xV7ZcVFSWWU?t=1m19s
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 05:26 AM (T1005)
What's that?
"Not yet -- but we're taking the class."
Bee keeper, or unspeakable horror?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:20 AM (qry2M)
There's a difference?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 05:27 AM (T1005)
A scout is:
Trustworthy
Loyal
Helpful
Friendly
Courteous
Kind
Obedient
Thrifty
Brave
Clean and
Reverent
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:28 AM (qry2M)
OK
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:21 AM (qry2M)
One sits on your keyboard all day and the other is a punctuation mark?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 05:28 AM (T1005)
A scout is:
Trustworthy
Loyal
Helpful
Friendly
Courteous
Kind
Obedient
Thrifty
Brave
Clean and
Reverent
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:28 AM (qry2M)
Easily remembered with the acronym, "TLHFCKOTBCR"....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 05:30 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:41 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: RickZ at March 29, 2015 05:43 AM (hkdnQ)
Cheerful, cheerful (goes after Obedient).
sorry
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:41 AM (qry2M)
So, you're saying the acronym is "TLHFCKOCCTBCR"....that's much harder to remember.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2015 05:44 AM (T1005)
One sits on your keyboard all day and the other is a punctuation mark?
Man, that was close, and I admire your effort.
But...
One has claws at the end of it's paws
and the other is is a pause at the end of a clause
heh
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:47 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 05:51 AM (d7H2D)
I can't believe I still remember that damn oath, I left the scouts at 12 or 13
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 05:51 AM (d7H2D)
Coconut oil for your skin.
Coconut oil for cooking and sex.
Coconut oil for the win!
Posted by: Coco the Nut at March 29, 2015 05:52 AM (439Zu)
Posted by: RickZ at March 29, 2015 05:54 AM (hkdnQ)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:54 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: captain*arizona at March 29, 2015 05:56 AM (XJBm4)
I think that has to do with a guy named 'Heaviside"
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 05:57 AM (qry2M)
Well, as Gabby from Riders in the Sky said, "why ask why, some questions can't be answered". The most logical answer isn't that they have become SJWs themselves, it is that they are stupid.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2015 05:58 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 06:00 AM (d7H2D)
Oh Fucking Mohammed on a Popsicle Stick
5:56 in the morning and We have our first Flaming Asshole
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 06:00 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Bruised Banter at March 29, 2015 06:03 AM (dkrmM)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 06:05 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy in Hell at March 29, 2015 06:09 AM (mhetq)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 06:10 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: RickZ at March 29, 2015 06:10 AM (hkdnQ)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 06:12 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 29, 2015 06:13 AM (d7H2D)
Hey!
When the red red robin
comes bob bob bobbin' along along
There'll be no more sobbin'
when he starts throbbin' his old sweet song
Wake up wake up you sleepy head
get up get up get out of bed
Cheer up cheer up the sun is red
live love laugh and be happy
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at March 29, 2015 06:16 AM (qry2M)
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