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Kinda early? Foist?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 10, 2015 05:59 AM (/9Mak) 2
Early Good Morning to all !!!
Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at February 10, 2015 06:01 AM (rRRQv) 3
A Judenfrei University of California?
Students at the University of California, Davis showed their tolerance and acceptance by... shouting "Allahu Akbar" during an Israeli divestment vote. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8211 Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:01 AM (0Ew3K) 4
Good morning Gentlefappers!
Look around you at work and ponder who might be a secret member of the Horde. We really do need a gang sign or tat. Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 10, 2015 06:03 AM (KH1sk) Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:05 AM (0Ew3K) 6
Wow, I figured I'd pop in and see what was going on in the tail end of the ONT and lookee here!
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 10, 2015 06:05 AM (4pjhs) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2015 06:05 AM (sHoya) 8
Wow, I figured I'd pop in and see what was going on in the tail end of the ONT and lookee here!
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 10, 2015 06:05 AM (4pjhs) Be glad you avoided the Stormfront troll. Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:05 AM (0Ew3K) 9
Quick, someone go poke the Vic!
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 10, 2015 06:06 AM (4pjhs) 10
DAY 826 637 to go (710 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 10, 2015 06:08 AM (CMkNk) 11
"I hate Illinois nazi's."
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 10, 2015 06:08 AM (4pjhs) 12
3 Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:01 AM (0Ew3K)
Can we haz Jewish Defense League again? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 10, 2015 06:09 AM (CMkNk) 13
I doubt if Vic is even up yet! The only reason I am up is I woke up at 3:30 and couldn't go back to sleep.. I'm just about ready to go back to bed..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 10, 2015 06:09 AM (/9Mak) Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:09 AM (0Ew3K) 15
14 Live cam of the implosion of the Clarion Hotel in Vegas:
http://www.jrn.com/ktnv/watch-live Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:09 AM (0Ew3K) The Jooz are behind it. They were warned ahead of time to stay at home. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 10, 2015 06:10 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: Fewenuf at February 10, 2015 06:11 AM (zPNX5) Posted by: mindful webworker - almost up at February 10, 2015 06:11 AM (ep1HV) Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 10, 2015 06:12 AM (RT7mm) 19
Born on a mountain top in Tennessee
his IQ's about .03... Al Gore Albert Gore trembling at the fury o' the wind and rain Al Gore Albert Gore Greedy cocksucker's damaged brain Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 10, 2015 06:13 AM (/4AZU) 20
18 Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 10, 2015 06:12 AM (RT7mm)
Yeah storm front reached all the way down to scenic Columbia SC aka "Home of the Chickens" Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 10, 2015 06:14 AM (/4AZU) 21
http://tinyurl.com/yfh96t8
so if I win the powerball the Main House at Moron Estates may be a concrete dome with built in Faraday Cage....b/c why not? Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 10, 2015 06:15 AM (/4AZU) 22
8 Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:05 AM (0Ew3K)
Any day is a great day to be slimed by stormfront assholes... It's like Yector is an alarm clock. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 10, 2015 06:16 AM (/4AZU) 23
Did it wash out any of the trash, Sven?
Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 10, 2015 06:17 AM (RT7mm) 24
Shit.. so now I gotta stay up and watch this Clarion implosion.. how could I go back to bed now?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 10, 2015 06:18 AM (/9Mak) 25
23 Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 10, 2015 06:17 AM (RT7mm)
Sadly no... the congaree is too low and the Lake Murray Dam prevents it from happening with proper fury.... but perchance to dream. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 10, 2015 06:18 AM (/4AZU) 26
My Democrat neice informed me last night that the GOP has "always" stood for segregation, even slavery, and racism.
I laughed and asked her if the sun also rises in the west in her world. What a job of brain washing the fascists have accomplished. Posted by: MTF at February 10, 2015 06:19 AM (avEKX) 27
(liAMt) Needs a "Clean-Up" in the ONT.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 10, 2015 06:19 AM (16bOT) 28
26 Posted by: MTF at February 10, 2015 06:19 AM (avEKX)
"always" well you know since the leftoids started calumnying us in the '90s... and besides the 1860s were "like a hundred years ago dude" Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 10, 2015 06:20 AM (/4AZU) 29
"As she marks the fifth anniversary of her anti-childhood-obesity initiative, the first lady says it feels like there's 'a new norm' in how families think about food and what's healthy."
-Yahoo News via WZ On what planet do such people live? The new norm, I pray, is a generation of school children who think of moldy mystery meat and starvation portions when they think of Democrat government programs "here to help you." Posted by: mindful webworker - breakfast, anyone? at February 10, 2015 06:22 AM (ep1HV) 30
29 Posted by: mindful webworker - breakfast, anyone? at February 10, 2015 06:22 AM (ep1HV)
Worf I told you a thousand times HUMANS DO NOT LIKE BLOOD WORMS! //Captain Bronko Bama Klingon Konsort Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 10, 2015 06:23 AM (/4AZU) 31
"As she marks the fifth anniversary of her anti-childhood-obesity initiative, the first lady says it feels like there's 'a new norm' in how families think about food and what's healthy."
Case in point: http://tinyurl.com/pop5pth More: http://tinyurl.com/o9gylno They also hat tacos: http://politicalhat.com/2015/02/09/the-two-taco-terror/ Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:24 AM (0Ew3K) 32
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.
During the filming of 1956s Giant, Rock Hudson was especially nervous. Although one of Hollywood's most popular stars, he was also considered to be one of its worst actors, and his role - as wealthy rancherBick Benedict - was a chance to prove everyone wrong. Elizabeth Taylor came to the rescue, with a little Method acting. If she and Hudson were supposed to be "movie" husband and wife, then they should hang out as much as possible off the set. And so they did, drinking and partying together, and basically spending nearly every moment of every day together. Even after filming on Giant moved off location to LA, Taylor and Hudson were like two peas in a pod, capping off one drinking marathon by hitting a string of Mexican restaurants, then challenging each other to a belching and farting contest (Taylor won). Of course, all of this togetherness sparked rumors that Taylor and Hudson were an item, especially as La Liz was engaged in massive fights with her current husband Michael Wilding. But Hudson's own romantic proclivities were causing problems. Publicly, he was dating a woman named Phyllis Gates, the secretary of his agent, Henry Willson, and was being pressured to propose, especially by Willson himself. It seems that Willson had found out that Confidential magazine was offering $10,000 to two of Hudson's former (male) lovers if they'd come forward, and Willson was desperate to hold on to his meal ticket. Came October 3. Life magazine ran a cover story on Hudson entitled "The Simple Life of a Busy Bachelor." In the opening was this damning sentence: "Fans are urging twenty-nine-year-old Hudson to get married - or explain why not." That was it for Willson. Marry Gates or else, he ordered. And so Hudson did. Here's Taylor in Giant: http://goo.gl/GhlpvN Hope you all have a wonderful day. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 06:25 AM (zF6Iw) 33
Self sockage corrected
Posted by: Fewenuff at February 10, 2015 06:25 AM (zPNX5) 34
Two minutes to Vegas casino going boom...
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:26 AM (0Ew3K) 35
"26 My Democrat neice informed me last night that the GOP has "always" stood for segregation, even slavery, and racism. "
Disgraced former Judge Rep. Alcee Hastings D-FL recently went off on how crazy Texas was for having a law restricting the number of dildos a person could own. Turns out is was an anti obscenity law passed by Texas Democrats. Posted by: tmitsss at February 10, 2015 06:27 AM (1nj96) 36
The Clarion is going down now..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 10, 2015 06:28 AM (/9Mak) 37
One minute until big-bada-boom!
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:28 AM (0Ew3K) 38
Speaking of delusional, or worse, Obama says of Iran, "according to their Supreme Leader, it would be contrary to their faith to obtain a nuclear weapon."
Media Equalizer via WZ http://bit.ly/16O6Ujj So, party down, everybody, nuclear Iran in no threat! Posted by: mindful webworker - whew! at February 10, 2015 06:30 AM (ep1HV) 39
meh.. I did like the showgirls, however.. nice touch!
It looks like one part of the building (a tower?) is still standing. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 10, 2015 06:32 AM (/9Mak) 40
Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, February 10, 2015. On this day in 1942 the first "gold record" was presented to Glenn Miller for 1.2M records sold of the song Chattanooga Choo Choo. The radio station that I listen to here in SC still plays that song a lot.
Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:32 AM (wlDny) 41
meh.. I did like the showgirls, however.. nice touch!
It looks like one part of the building (a tower?) is still standing. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 10, 2015 06:32 AM (/9Mak) funny how they aren't mentioning that... Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:32 AM (0Ew3K) 42
Record snowfall buries the NE and there is more on the way. But we haz global warming.
http://tinyurl.com/n2wbs4z Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:33 AM (wlDny) 43
38 Posted by: mindful webworker - whew! at February 10, 2015 06:30 AM (ep1HV)
"Having a nuclear weapon is not very Muslim!" //Bronko Bama "Pakistan could not be reached for comment...." //Any Sane Person Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 10, 2015 06:33 AM (/4AZU) 44
All of those "fines" that he extorted from banks by the Obama crime syndicate are being funneled to liberal race baiting groups. We have known that for a while but the Republicans are now waking up to it.
http://tinyurl.com/loy8mjn Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:33 AM (wlDny) 45
A 9/11 hearing at the high-security courthouse in Guantanamo Bay came to an abrupt halt Monday morning, just minutes into the session, after two suspects claimed their interpreters worked at so-called CIA black sites and said they could not trust them.
OK, so just take them out back and just shoot them. http://tinyurl.com/ochezje Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:33 AM (wlDny) 46
Oops...
Posted by: Fewenuff at February 10, 2015 06:33 AM (zPNX5) 47
You first heard that song live, right Vic?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 10, 2015 06:33 AM (/9Mak) 48
The jury is being pulled for the murder trial of the man who killed Chris Kyl and another man. I don't know what the laws in TX are but here in SC multiple murders would make him eligible for the death penalty.
http://tinyurl.com/ochezje Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny) 49
That powerball prize is now up to half a billion dollars.
Not a typo. I don't think I have enough life left to spend that much money. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 10, 2015 06:34 AM (zxQ4h) 50
Evidently Henderson, NV has a policy that if city workers talk to reporters they get fired. I suspect that the citizens of Henderson will ultimately pay for this policy.
http://tinyurl.com/kyzgzol Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny) Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:34 AM (0Ew3K) 52
Measles now in GA from allowing unvaccinated yoots in the country. It is pretty much all over the country now. Wonder how that came to be? Parents, make damn sure that your kids are vaccinated because "herd immunity" no longer exists in the US thanks to Obama.
http://tinyurl.com/ly53qux Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny) 53
Drew Peterson is back in the news again. Allegedly trying to hire a hit man to kill his prosecutor. Why is this man not taking a long dirt nap?
http://tinyurl.com/mv78vxj Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny) 54
Corrupt UN agency sells itself to big business for funding. The last I could find that US taxpayers are giving this agency is from 2014 and we are doling out $132M to them so their reps can live lavish lifestyles around the globe.
http://tinyurl.com/pvupgrs Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:35 AM (wlDny) 55
10 diseases you can catch from your pets. Also lots of pics for warming up your day after all the bad news. I don't worry about this because I never let my kittehs outside. My philosophy became this a long time ago for my kittehs; you can have an outside kitty or an inside kitty, but they can not be both. Not here in SC anyway.
http://tinyurl.com/nvoytes Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:35 AM (wlDny) 56
Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 10, 2015 06:35 AM (lG2E3) 57
WI High School makes no bones about being a liberal Democrat advocacy organization. If there is a Republican Party in WI they should sue the hell out of this school.
http://tinyurl.com/m7hyccf Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:35 AM (wlDny) 58
I don't think I have enough life left to spend that much money.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron ............. Yeah.. but I would give it one helluva try! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 10, 2015 06:35 AM (/9Mak) 59
$2.6B was allocated for fighting Ebola in Africa (and not a word from our illustrious news people). Now questions are being asked about where all the money went and what is being done with the remainder. I suspect that it has gone into an Obama slush fund to be used for "his" purposes.
http://tinyurl.com/qds399u Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny) 60
I suspect Bob Dole is happy. The military spent over $500K last year on Viagra.
http://tinyurl.com/m8q5bom Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny) 62
My favorite Judge blasted fellow judges in their rulings on gay marriage.
http://tinyurl.com/mrqq8va Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny) 63
And a lot of local officials in AL are openly defying that ruling by those liberal judges.
http://tinyurl.com/m22l6hg Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:37 AM (wlDny) 64
47 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 10, 2015 06:33 AM (/9Mak)
Vic heard it back at Shiloh.... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 10, 2015 06:37 AM (/4AZU) 65
We saw a lot of debate yesterday about whether or not Netanyahu would actually address congress. He says he will.
http://tinyurl.com/pkvkt4l Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:37 AM (wlDny) 66
Foreign thieves are hacking your tax return software and filing for you to steal your returns. Beware and make sure you have good passwords and sign on procedures.
http://tinyurl.com/kwrv47t Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:37 AM (wlDny) 67
Evidently Henderson, NV has a policy that if city workers talk to reporters they get fired. I suspect that the citizens of Henderson will ultimately pay for this policy.
http://tinyurl.com/kyzgzol Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:34 AM (wlDny) Henderson is a city Southeast of Vegas that is mostly nice. It also has a completely Dem city council and mayorship (ironically enough, the less Dem city of Las Vegas is 4D-2R-1I, and even North Las Vegas has GOP council members and one of th last Blue Dogs as Mayor (he was defeated in a state Senate primary by a Black Lesbian "preacher" and social activist). Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:37 AM (0Ew3K) 68
Obama has let the cat out of the bag for something we have long suspected with the Democrats push for open borders. And this is the very reason why I am against amnesty and it is one of my top 3 heavy hitters.
CAUTION: Link to the DC via Drudge http://tinyurl.com/pdtm8ky Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:37 AM (wlDny) 69
And speaking of Obama and his illegal open borders/amnesty program; whooping cough was almost eradicated in this country and it is back on the rise again. Just another unvaccinated kids issue from unrestricted border crossings. People, there is no herd immunity; GET YOUR KIDS VACINATED. And beware, some of these diseases like whooping cough are not just kid's diseases. If your kid gets it at the local germ factory filled with Obamanite illegals you can get it too.
http://tinyurl.com/ps6jdxr Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny) 70
The MFM is virtually ignoring Obama's illegal take over of the Internet. But I will bet if we get a decent Republican in office they will scream loudly if those regulations are killed.
http://tinyurl.com/pf7msps Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny) 71
Mooch is taking a cue from her jackass of a husband. Even as school systems across the country are trashing her stupid lunch programs she is declaring victory in her war on food.
http://tinyurl.com/o7a6okr Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny) 72
61 Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny)
http://youtu.be/10IZUq9m4-A BlondeStar-Still safe...still on the job.... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 10, 2015 06:38 AM (/4AZU) 73
And speaking of that stupid jackass he says Iran will not develop nuclear weapons because it is against islam. No wonder he is so successful in his foreign policy <snark>.
http://tinyurl.com/pcjnbo4 Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:38 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:39 AM (wlDny) 75
Hey kids do you live in Brook Bound, NJ and want to make a few buck shoveling snow for people? Better pay your Jizya tax by getting a local permit first.
http://tinyurl.com/o7grj7z Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:39 AM (wlDny) 76
My Democrat neice informed me last night that the GOP has "always" stood for segregation, even slavery, and racism.
Did she give you that "and everybody knows the Dixiecrats became Rethuglicans" crap, too? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 06:39 AM (zF6Iw) 77
Planned Parenthood reveals its true colors as a Democrat front group by cheering on Obama's lies about assaults on women.
http://tinyurl.com/m4dwqh4 Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:39 AM (wlDny) 78
And speaking of Obama cheerleaders, Axelrod defends Obama cozying up to racists.
http://tinyurl.com/osneqq9 Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:40 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:40 AM (wlDny) 80
Speaking of delusional, or worse, Obama says of Iran, "according to their Supreme Leader, it would be contrary to their faith to obtain a nuclear weapon." So on the one hand, Obama deflects criticism of muzzie jihadi terrorism by waving his magic dildo and proclaining "it's got nothing to do with Islam." But now it' apparently "they'd never build a nuke because Islam". So which is it, Preznit Cockgobbler? Do they base their actions on Islam, or not??? Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 10, 2015 06:40 AM (pqbXX) Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:40 AM (wlDny) 82
Idiot liberals say the way to help poor communities in the Appalachians who have been devastated by Obama's illegal war on coal is to increase taxes on mines in the West. Typical liberal war on Americans, create a problem and then solve it with a problem tax increase and wealth transfer.
http://tinyurl.com/p52dp2e Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:40 AM (wlDny) 83
Looks like ole' Jebbie is going to have another strike against him by cozying up to the Gaystapo.
http://tinyurl.com/mralt54 Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:41 AM (wlDny) 84
Obama's $2.5B taxpayer funded coops are all about to go under. My point has always been, and it is backed up by statements from Democrats, is that this has always been the plan. Obamacare is a tool to get a government takeover of all healthcare in this country.
http://tinyurl.com/moaqvw5 Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:41 AM (wlDny) 85
Remember the EPA official who scammed the EPA out of hundreds of thousands of dollars? Well he continued to scam the EPA with complicit knowledge from the crooked hag who runs the agency. And he still has not been charged with fraud and other crimes.
http://tinyurl.com/krn5tdy Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:41 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:42 AM (wlDny) 87
76 My Democrat neice informed me last night that the GOP has "always" stood for segregation, even slavery, and racism.
Did she give you that "and everybody knows the Dixiecrats became Rethuglicans" crap, too? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 06:39 AM (zF6Iw) My response has always been, "Okay, I'll spot you Strom Thurmond. Name me 10 other Democrat senators or congressmen who switched parties." Crickets and epithets. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 10, 2015 06:42 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:42 AM (wlDny) 89
$2.6B was allocated for fighting Ebola in Africa (and not a word from our illustrious news people). Now questions are being asked about where all the money went and what is being done with the remainder. I suspect that it has gone into an Obama slush fund to be used for "his" purposes.
http://tinyurl.com/qds399u Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:36 AM (wlDny) *smiles* Posted by: Ebola-chan at February 10, 2015 06:42 AM (0Ew3K) 90
Oh heavens, the 69 year old woman that Jenner rear-ended and killed was driving on an expired license. One wonders what this has to do with anything other than attempting to cast her in a negative light. I suspect this is the work of the Gaystapo.
http://tinyurl.com/qyv4det Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:42 AM (wlDny) 91
Record snowfall buries the NE and there is more on the way. But we haz global warming.
Tell me about it. "Several inches" predicted for Thursday, then another major storm on Sunday - Monday. I am so sick of this shit. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 06:42 AM (zF6Iw) Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:43 AM (wlDny) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 06:43 AM (LH3J1) 94
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Quick, someone go poke the Vic! Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at February 10, 2015 06:06 AM (4pjhs) I am beginning to wonder what time the morning thread will come. I had drifted back off to sleep again in my chair after gathering the news. Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:44 AM (wlDny) 95
British police hunt down thought criminals who access words critical of glorious Jihadis
http://tinyurl.com/nqmrtym Posted by: Big Brother's Halal Hat at February 10, 2015 06:45 AM (0Ew3K) 96
Night... erm, "mornin' all"
Here is the full Painkiller album from Judas Priest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8E_zcERu5c Posted by: The Political Hat at February 10, 2015 06:50 AM (0Ew3K) 97
"But we haz global warming"
Sorry about the snow and cold, folks. If I could I'd send you some warm weather. 81 yesterday and 82 today. Not scoreboarding, March may turn around and bite us square in the ass. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 06:51 AM (LH3J1) 98
Not too bad here this morning; just 45F and raining.
Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 06:52 AM (wlDny) 99
Not scoreboarding, March may turn around and bite us square in the ass.
75 yesterday, 82 today, 90 tomorrow. #SoCalWeatherRocks Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at February 10, 2015 06:53 AM (1TUV/) 100
Another Arctic blast due here later this week. Single digit temps. Even with the recent price cuts heating oil still a dollar a gallon more then when TFG took office.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 10, 2015 06:56 AM (zxQ4h) 101
My philosophy became this a long time ago for my kittehs; you can have an outside kitty or an inside kitty, but they can not be both. Not here in SC anyway.
__________________________ Here in AZ, we don't call them outdoor kittehs. We call them coyote snacks. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 10, 2015 06:58 AM (Fnyc2) 102
Schools have a two hour morning delay in the Peoples Republic of Baltimore for ice/snow.
Mostly the ice. As the snow is less then a quarter inch. But it's sitting on top of a thin layer of ice. Woopsie! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2015 06:59 AM (sHoya) Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 10, 2015 07:00 AM (zxQ4h) 104
Once more into the breach* dear friends, once more.
*'breach,' of course, is defined as 'the federal hell-hole wherein I - forced by math - go each day to help my soul commit suicide whilst being surrounded by levels of stupidity, ignorance and hubris previously seen only in the Greek tragedies.' Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 10, 2015 07:00 AM (fwARV) 105
74. Did she give you that "and everybody knows the Dixiecrats became Rethuglicans" crap, too?
============ Honestly, I don't think she's thought it through to any degree at all. It all seems by rote. My wife changed the subject and gave me a look. "The kids only passing through", she seemed say with her look, "and it'll take years of life experience to unwind the brainwashing so don't start on her". At least, that's what I imagined my wife saying, so I choked it down and focused on my soup. My sister is an idiot. Posted by: MTF at February 10, 2015 07:05 AM (avEKX) 106
Is there a reason other than racism why NBC News hasn't chosen Lester Holt over Brian Williams by now?
Posted by: Onlooker at February 10, 2015 07:06 AM (+f7nz) 107
Is there a reason other than racism why NBC News hasn't chosen Lester Holt over Brian Williams by now?
Posted by: Onlooker at February 10, 2015 07:06 AM (+f7nz) Yes. Liberals can't be racist, dontcha know. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 10, 2015 07:08 AM (fwARV) 108
101 Here in AZ, we don't call them outdoor kittehs.
We call them coyote snacks. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 10, 2015 06:58 AM (Fnyc2) That is what my SIL who lives in Sholow says. Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 07:11 AM (wlDny) 109
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 06:51
That will only occur if I plant gladiolas and day lilies around the pond this week. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 10, 2015 07:12 AM (60Vyp) 110
An evening or two ago someone was mentioning this Brian Williams thing wouldn't be complete without a Downfall video.
http://tinyurl.com/nth6c8n It is complete. Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 10, 2015 07:18 AM (MbrzC) 111
"The MFM is virtually ignoring Obama's illegal take over of the Internet."
Guess who will get to choose "content"? (hint, it ain't gonna be you or me) Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 07:20 AM (/jpU8) Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 07:21 AM (/jpU8) 113
Well Morons, the news is posted, the sun is up although it grey, cold, and damp outside. So, time to hit the "indoor rocker". BBT
Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2015 07:21 AM (wlDny) 114
111 "The MFM is virtually ignoring Obama's illegal take over of the Internet."
This, like all other hills, is not the hill to die on. Posted by: John Boner at February 10, 2015 07:23 AM (lG2E3) 115
My wife changed the subject and gave me a look."
Heh. Mrs. Mouse would've set upon her - in a polite, "bless your heart" fashion. I do love Mrs. Mouse... Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 07:23 AM (/jpU8) 116
If Iran is a nuclear state then you have to expect the Saudis will also become one, right? Then proliferation becomes the order of the day. I wonder where the crack Progressive foreign policy brain trust thinks they can hide from that little inevitability? Peruvia is taken.
Posted by: MTF at February 10, 2015 07:25 AM (avEKX) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 07:25 AM (LH3J1) 118
"That will only occur if I plant gladiolas and day lilies"
Then please hold off for a little longer. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 07:26 AM (LH3J1) 119
BTW, here's how I have fun with the "OMG we need net neutrality" crowd - casually point out that today, if I'm downloading a few gigs and streaming some vid and audio, and you log onto your Hulu account, our ISP can (and will) limit my pipe, allowing us both access.
Under the net neutrality, they can't do that. I get to stay on, and you suck wind. Hilarity ensues... Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 07:28 AM (/jpU8) 120
>>>If Iran is a nuclear state then you have to expect the Saudis will also become one, right? Then proliferation becomes the order of the day. I wonder where the crack Progressive foreign policy brain trust thinks they can hide from that little inevitability? Peruvia is taken.
. . .I am fairly certain that Saudi Arabia already has a few nukes. If they haven't bought any by now they deserve what Iran will do to them. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 10, 2015 07:30 AM (4oSLk) 121
Of course I had to make a head shot of more than a mile to stop that Olympic Sniper from killing any more puppies; the bodies were floating past my window as the levees collapsed. Some of them were only wounded and were barking and howling in pain.
Posted by: Bryan The Truth Teller Williams at February 10, 2015 07:32 AM (ylhEn) 122
".I am fairly certain that Saudi Arabia already has a few nukes."
I've read conjecture that the Saudis either already have some or could get them quick courtesy of Pakistan. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 07:32 AM (LH3J1) 123
If Iran is a nuclear state then you have to expect the Saudis will also become one, right? Then proliferation becomes the order of the day. I wonder where the crack Progressive foreign policy brain trust thinks they can hide from that little inevitability? Peruvia is taken.
Posted by: MTF at February 10, 2015 07:25 AM (avEKX) I'd not be surprised to find out that Riyadh already had nukes. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 10, 2015 07:32 AM (fwARV) 124
Does it have to be active I wonder?"
It's called a "fuse". Amazing how electronics tend not to work without, you know, electricity. Of course, pulling the OS fuse set will set off a number of idiot lamps, so there's that... Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 07:33 AM (/jpU8) Posted by: Citizen X at February 10, 2015 07:34 AM (7ObY1) 126
Morning 'rons.
Every workday in the week before a 3-day weekend seems to last twice as long. Posted by: Citizen X at February 10, 2015 07:34 AM (7ObY1) That's right - it is a 3 day weekend. **wipes brow** That means I can sleep in a bit during the Sunday night storm and not have to be up at 3 in the morning. Thanks for reminding me! Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 07:36 AM (zF6Iw) 127
Must be a slows news day in print media. While getting a coffee at the local 7-ll "Daily news" needs to let me know in a banner headline that "Fifty Shades of Bondage Porn''. uhhhh...."Grey"makes V-Day sizzle in using every restraint device known to humankind. And with that rousing recommendation I think I'll go see "Mr Turner" about the English painter instead.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2015 07:37 AM (DXzRD) 128
Record snowfall buries the NE and there is more on the way. But we haz global warming.
Tell me about it. "Several inches" predicted for Thursday, then another major storm on Sunday - Monday. I am so sick of this shit. 73 and sunshine. Not trying to be a dick. Trying to get teh Horde to move to Texas. Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2015 07:37 AM (KYK4i) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 07:39 AM (zF6Iw) 130
Not trying to be a dick. Trying to get teh Horde to move to Texas.
I'd move in a heartbeat. Mrs. P wouldn't, though. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 07:40 AM (zF6Iw) 131
How about Jayne Mansfield in the pool?
http://goo.gl/YMuFnk Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 07:39 AM (zF6Iw) There are worse things to see first thing in the morning. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 10, 2015 07:45 AM (fwARV) 132
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 07:45 AM (2Ayux) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2015 07:45 AM (sHoya) 134
We really do need a gang sign or tat.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 10, 2015 06:03 AM (KH1sk) It's simple. If they're not wearing pants, they're Morons. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 10, 2015 07:45 AM (fwARV) 135
It's simple. If they're not wearing pants, they're Morons.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 10, 2015 07:45 AM (fwARV) Or Anthony Weiner. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 07:48 AM (zF6Iw) 136
And Here's a example the stellar writing in "Fifty Shades" (No, you couldn't pay me to read it-not unless it was large sum;-I found this on the internet:
"My breath hitches, and I flush." What is this woman, a toilet? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2015 07:49 AM (DXzRD) 137
It doesn't matter, Fenelon - she's laughing all the way to the bank.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 07:50 AM (zF6Iw) 138
Of course Republicans have always been puppy killing racists - consider that in the Civil war the Union didn't have any of their slaves as soldiers. And they deliberately drowned three million black people when Katrina hit. I could see all their bodies floating past my Hotel window. I know for a personal fact that it happened; as I saw it - so let it be told.
Posted by: Brian Progressive Truth Teller Williams at February 10, 2015 07:52 AM (ylhEn) 139
"Trying to get teh Horde to move to Texas."
Well, we're building as we speak in the Conroe area (N of Houston)... Interesting that the lower oil prices have put the kibosh on what was an overheated housing market - we'll come in several thousands under estimated costs (yippee). The fun part is to compare markets - selling here in Northern Va is unlike pretty much anywhere else, period. Instead of taking a few weeks to generate some interest or an offer, our agent expects to have multiple offers in hand in three or four days, with the total time on market to be about a week or so... Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 07:53 AM (/jpU8) Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 10, 2015 07:54 AM (nzKvP) 141
That Brian Wiliams Downfall parody was excellent, also, at working with the spoken dialog.
Captions weren't unreadably long (except maybe the initial one); cleverly kept... pace... with... speech; the short argument between Adolf and the other guy about which movie was well paced; and at some point, Adolf says something like "fert raht" and the caption is "rat farts" (IIRC). Sometimes folks just don't quite get the feel of Downfall parody technique, got the idea but not the art of; but this one got it. /stopping before this becomes an Ace-long review Posted by: mindful webworker - must have other things to do at February 10, 2015 07:54 AM (ep1HV) Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 07:56 AM (/jpU8) 143
>>>>Instead of taking a few weeks to generate some interest or an offer, our agent expects to have multiple offers in hand in three or four days, with the total time on market to be about a week or so...
. . . .The same thing happened when we moved to Kentucky from Connecticut and sold our house there. Our Real Estate Agent had offers signed and ready to go before we even officially listed the house. It was odd. We had the listing go live on Sunday and had signed offers to look over in email on Monday morning. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 10, 2015 07:57 AM (4oSLk) 144
@9 Quick, someone go poke the Vic. I think poor ol' Vic has been prodded and poked enough lately. Hope you are doing okay, Vic. Posted by: Case at February 10, 2015 07:57 AM (jhRZ+) 145
>>The fun part is to compare markets - selling here in Northern Va is unlike pretty much anywhere else, period.
When I sold my condo in Boston 2 years ago, it was on the market for 6 days before I had 2 offers. I took the one that was full price and all cash. Posted by: JackStraw at February 10, 2015 07:58 AM (g1DWB) 146
There are gigantic icicles, as usual, hanging off house. It happens every winter. I looked at one window & they are leaking inside my house!
Window is frozen shut, I can't budge it & drapes are wet. My older brother is outside & he told me that my friend might be able to opem & knock off when he gets home. Carpet is also wet. Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 07:58 AM (sj3Ax) 147
"Trying to get teh Horde to move to Texas." Well, we're building as we speak in the Conroe area (N of Houston)...
Awesome! Welcome to Texas! Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2015 08:00 AM (KYK4i) 148
The ploy here is "coming soon". Pimp that hard enough, and it never actually goes "on the market" except in a paperwork sense.
Of course, this area never really "slowed down" either, due to the influx of Federal (your) dollars... Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 08:01 AM (/jpU8) 149
My philosophy became this a long time ago for my kittehs; you can have
an outside kitty or an inside kitty, but they can not be both. Not here in SC anyway. -- So true. We had an inside/outside kitteh who was killed by, we think, a possum about 5 years ago. It was devastating. I'd never let any cats I had out again. We have two new ones now, and they'll never see the outdoors. Except for a screened-in porch. Posted by: Lady In Black at February 10, 2015 08:01 AM (6C3ns) 150
I just read the article in The New York Times regarding the Muslims landing in Texas in 1528. Because of this, Islam is part of our national heritage as it was here before the founding of the United States. Article ends with some trite bullshit that Islam is as much a part of Texas as is rodeo.
The article also covers the slaves that built the south were, of course, Muslim. And how they practiced a form of Shariah. No mention of who sold them though. But, as the author points out, it's inevitable that some Muslims will let their babies grow up to be Cowboys. The only thing that will keep this from happening is the evil bigots that won't allow Muslims to practice their religion just like everyone else. What is the point of writing this type of article? Posted by: Usedtocould at February 10, 2015 08:02 AM (WTxuq) 151
Today happens to be the birthday of Alan Hale, father of Alan "Skipper Jonas Grumby" Hale, Jr.
So let's have a picture of Dawn Wells: http://goo.gl/d85iMb And Tina Louise: http://goo.gl/Z0DS3M Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 08:04 AM (zF6Iw) 152
I am looking at five cities in Texas. We have got to escape here-Boston area.
Posted by: Carol at February 10, 2015 08:06 AM (sj3Ax) 153
Did not know this.. wonder if a story could be built around this? The Air Mail Heist perhaps?
http://www.ufunk.net/en/insolite/us-concrete-directional-arrows/ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 08:06 AM (p6l+P) 154
Morning morning morning grumble
Posted by: Bigby's Pinky Ring at February 10, 2015 08:06 AM (3ZtZW) 155
Looks like ole' Jebbie is going to have another strike against him by cozying up to the Gaystapo. -- Remember when Jeb implied he wanted to build a coalition of supporters that didn't include conservatives? It appears it's his winning strategy. Posted by: Lady In Black at February 10, 2015 08:06 AM (6C3ns) 156
A court, a fucking judge, has decided to allow homosexuals to "marry" in Alabama. Alabama's chief justice said No. CNN just said this is just like George Wallace blocking the school door to blacks. Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 10, 2015 08:06 AM (tlPCG) 157
Every workday in the week before a 3-day weekend seems to last twice as long.
Posted by: Citizen X at February 10, 2015 07:34 AM (7ObY1) And it's only Tuesday!!! Ok, if I buy an apple laptop, what's the best place to get a deal?? Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 10, 2015 08:08 AM (vmMMi) 158
But, as the author points out, it's inevitable that some Muslims will let their babies grow up to be Cowboys. The only thing that will keep this from happening is the evil bigots that won't allow Muslims to practice their religion just like everyone else.
What is the point of writing this type of article? Posted by: Usedtocould Point? "Tell a lie often enough" Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2015 08:08 AM (7/7Yf) 159
MP4 is on a roll.
Posted by: Lady In Black at February 10, 2015 08:09 AM (6C3ns) 160
@15
OK, what is it with ghey weathermen? Is this becoming a "thing"? We just got a new weatherman in CLT. If he not ghey, Harry Reid never went out with little boys. The swish while showing the map is getting old. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 10, 2015 08:09 AM (0FSuD) 161
CNN just said this is just like George Wallace blocking the school door to blacks.
Bet the geniuses do not know that didn't work. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 10, 2015 08:09 AM (659DL) 162
Awesome! Welcome to Texas!"
*shoves fistbump thru USB* I guess I'll have to buy another truck... Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 08:09 AM (/jpU8) 163
BTW, here's how I have fun with the "OMG we need net neutrality" crowd - casually point out that today, if I'm downloading a few gigs and streaming some vid and audio, and you log onto your Hulu account, our ISP can (and will) limit my pipe, allowing us both access.
Under the net neutrality, they can't do that. I get to stay on, and you suck wind. Hilarity ensues... Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 07:28 AM (/jpU I can't believe anyone would believe the government when they say, "We promise to only stick it in a little bit." Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at February 10, 2015 08:09 AM (ND9o5) 164
"I don't know what the laws in TX are but here in SC multiple murders would make him eligible for the death penalty."
We got this Vic. Trust us. Posted by: Texicans at February 10, 2015 08:10 AM (ZBlVc) 165
Europe is going to explode one of these days and the world will be "shocked".
https://twitter.com/avimayer/status/565133241095450626 Posted by: JackStraw at February 10, 2015 08:10 AM (g1DWB) 166
Strategic Patience? I think that is what the Republicans have been using to fight liberalism/socialism so successfully in this country for the past 30 years.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 10, 2015 08:11 AM (1BQGO) 167
Posted by: Lady In Black at February 10, 2015 08:09 AM (6C3ns)
I'm bored out of my mind, dear lady. Going to try to leave work early today and tackle the drifting snow burying Stately Poppins Manor. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 08:11 AM (zF6Iw) 168
The sidebar story on Scarlett Johansson cooing over her baby is indeed oddly illustrated, by conventional thinking. Unless you're me, because then the pictures are well chosen.
Posted by: MTF at February 10, 2015 08:12 AM (avEKX) 169
Hey Rickl did you see this? Neil Armstrong's widow cleans out a closet and finds items from the Apollo 11 mission including a movie camera.
http://wdtn.com/2015/02/10/neil-armstrong-closet-full-of-treasures/ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 08:12 AM (p6l+P) 170
Awesome! Welcome to Texas!"
*shoves fistbump thru USB* I guess I'll have to buy another truck... Posted by: anon a mouse And guns. And a BBQ pit. And a boat. Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2015 08:13 AM (7/7Yf) 171
Hmm. I preferred Ginger over Mary Ann any day...
Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 08:14 AM (/jpU8) 172
Do you know why Republicans kill puppies? I swear this is true: to eat them. Can you imagine what a disgusting excuse for a human being you would have to be in the twenty first century to actually eat man's best friends. That is something no Democrat would ever do. And that is why I voted for President Obama.
Posted by: Brian Progressive Truth Teller Williams at February 10, 2015 08:15 AM (ylhEn) 173
Ok, if I buy an apple laptop, what's the best place to get a deal?"
Pretty much stuck with the Apple Store, or online apple. If you have access to a military member, or retiree, most, if not all Apple stores offer a military discount. And, if your State has sales tax, but an adjacent State does not, it could be worth the trip as well. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2015 08:15 AM (sHoya) 174
"And a boat."
Come now. The guy's got enough trouble as it is. Building a house, moving across the country, etc. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 10, 2015 08:16 AM (LH3J1) 175
Posted by: JackStraw at February 10, 2015 08:10 AM (g1DWB)
I was reading Taleb's Antifragile this morning during the commute. Key quote: To take one example, risk managemnet professional look into the past for information on the so-called worst-case scenario and use it to estimate future risks -- this method is called "stress testing." But they never notice the following inconsistency: this so-called worst case event when it happened, exceeded the worst case at the time. Rough sledding ahead, folks. In all kinds of ways. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 10, 2015 08:18 AM (659DL) 176
Hmm. I preferred Ginger over Mary Ann any day...
I did, too. But lord, she has aged badly. Whether botched plastic surgery or what, I do not know. Here she is in 2011: http://goo.gl/DU71Cd Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 08:18 AM (zF6Iw) 177
And guns. And a BBQ pit. And a boat."
Sadly, most guns were lost in a tragic boating accident on Lake Anna one day. Along with a decent quantity of ammo. And cases. Tragic, I tell ya. One problem with that area, though - the "Pappas" restaurants. Pappacitos, Pappas BBQ, Pappadeauxs, etc... Damn good food, and lots of it. Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 08:18 AM (/jpU8) 178
O.K. This made me laugh, Just for the heck of it, I looked up a review of. the Book FSOG. The woman who reviewed it included little gif pictures to illustrate her points; Hilarious:
http://tinyurl.com/864ukp4 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2015 08:18 AM (DXzRD) 179
Hmm. I preferred Ginger over Mary Ann any day...
If the 1960s are the timeframe...Julie Newmar. END OF DISCUSSION. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 10, 2015 08:19 AM (659DL) 180
157 - Lea Apple laptop deals
http://dealnews.com/features/best-stores-for-apple-deals/ Best Buy, Amazon, Fryes... For a start Posted by: Fewenuff at February 10, 2015 08:19 AM (zPNX5) 181
Dominique Strauss-Kahn is on trial in France. He faces 11 years in jail for "procuring", which in France includes using prostitutes provided for you by others. His defense is that he didn't know they were hookers. Now, my first reaction was "11 years in jail for a sex party? That seems a little harsh". Turned out to be a series of sex parties over several years in Lille, France and Washington DC. So this is his defense now: I had no idea they were prostitutes. It's natural that everywhere I go in this lumpen, pasty, aging skin sack all of the hot young women just naturally can't wait to jump me. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 10, 2015 08:20 AM (JtwS4) 182
Lea
Back to Apple. If you think that the laptop you want will be configured beyond the basic offering for the different types, most Apple stores only stock the basic trim line for each offering. If you want a MacAir with greater then basic RAM for example, they will usually have to order it. Apple Online allows you to configure and order for pick-up at an Apple Store that you chose. And, if you are anywhere near the Christiana Delaware Mall, use that one. We love the Staff. Bought three MacAirs, and a Time Capsule from them so far. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2015 08:22 AM (sHoya) 183
So this is his defense now: I had no idea they were prostitutes. It's natural that everywhere I go in this lumpen, pasty, aging skin sack all of the hot young women just naturally can't wait to jump me.
If he were a musician, this would be credible. The things that I have seen backstage.... Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 10, 2015 08:22 AM (659DL) 184
"157 - Lea Apple laptop deals "
Know anyone currently in school (with a .edu email)? Occasionally good prices that way. Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 08:23 AM (/jpU8) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 08:23 AM (/GgDU) 186
Dominique Strauss-Kahn is on trial in France. He faces 11 years in jail for "procuring", which in France includes using prostitutes provided for you by others. His defense is that he didn't know they were hookers.
Now, my first reaction was "11 years in jail for a sex party? When you can't TDA, (tap dat azz), the terrorists have already won. Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2015 08:24 AM (6NduO) 187
So, how are we going to communicate once the gubmint takes over the internets?
Should I start learning smoke signals? John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache. The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. Posted by: Citizen X at February 10, 2015 08:24 AM (7ObY1) 188
Keep warm Carol! Icicles dripping anywhere and leaking into your house or on you is no fun. Once swatted away maye be a little table salt to break up the ice in that location?
Posted by: Fewenuff at February 10, 2015 08:24 AM (zPNX5) 189
Axelrod admitted in his new book that Obama lied during his campaign about his support for gay marriage so as not to turn off the black vote. This is a pattern with Dems, they lie constantly and never seem to hold themselves or their fellow travelers accountable whereas we crucify anyone on our side who is even suspected of impurity.
Helps explain why Brian Williams still hasn't been fired, nobody on their side is surprised or embarrassed that he lies constantly. As long as he helps push the narrative all is good. Posted by: JackStraw at February 10, 2015 08:24 AM (g1DWB) 190
and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 10, 2015 06:08 AM (CMkNk Always brings a smirk to my face. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 08:25 AM (/GgDU) Posted by: Citizen X at February 10, 2015 08:25 AM (7ObY1) 192
@161. Jack was telling George, look you need to stand aside and think about the future of 'Bama football. George said, Jack you may be right.
Posted by: Case at February 10, 2015 08:26 AM (jhRZ+) 193
John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. Posted by: Citizen X Snoopy loves his dog house. Repeat. Snoopy loves his dog house. Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2015 08:27 AM (6NduO) 194
176 Hmm. I preferred Ginger over Mary Ann any day...
I did, too. But lord, she has aged badly. Whether botched plastic surgery or what, I do not know. Here she is in 2011: http://goo.gl/DU71Cd Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 10, 2015 70ish? Mid 70s? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 08:27 AM (/GgDU) 195
>>>OK, what is it with ghey weathermen? Is this becoming a "thing"? We just got a new weatherman in CLT. If he not ghey, Harry Reid never went out with little boys. Maybe we can add a corrolary to the leftist thinger and say "Any institution not explicitly straight becomes ghey"? Posted by: Bigby's Pinky Ring at February 10, 2015 08:27 AM (3ZtZW) 196
Wow Fenelonspoke that is some review. Are we sure Camille Paglia did not write it? Scathing and brutal, just what that book needs. A BDSM of a review maybe?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 08:29 AM (p6l+P) 197
Almost all of our cats over the past two decades came to us, mostly dumped in the country and grateful to be taken in, some born here in unpreventable litters. Great affection for each and every one of the dozens we've cared for.
We have had outdoor-only cats, but none has been strictly indoor. We've had cats come home with battle scars, one with a broken leg, a few out of the dozens that didn't come home. Owls & hawks, possum & raccoon, cat stupidity - they've got enemies aplenty in the Outside. One dear feral cat (outdoor only) I thought I heard (can still hear) his death-scream, over the wall in the woods. I notice the ones that stay up close to the house and don't wander far afield tend to live longer with fewer scars. All quite Darwinian. I can see keeping the shedding little disease balls out of the house, but can't imagine confining a cat to the indoors. In the city, sure, but not with all this country around us. I suppose we were lax in proper concern for diseases, though, or, just added that threat to the whole stew of threats in living. Whether brought in by pets or met directly in the yard, the outside abounds with that which is out to kill us. I shrug, scratch, and go on, but some folks even get phobic about the outdoors, I've heard. Like "Islamophobia," begs the question, are you still paranoid if they really are out to get you? Posted by: mindful webworker - cat man do at February 10, 2015 08:29 AM (ep1HV) 198
Snoopy loves his dog house. Repeat. Snoopy loves his dog house. Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2015 08:27 AM (6NduO) We have assumed control. Repeat. We have assumed control. Oh shit wait, thats Rush 2112. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 08:30 AM (/GgDU) 199
>>>So, how are we going to communicate once the gubmint takes over the internets? Steganography and *gasp* meatspace Posted by: Bigby's Pinky Ring at February 10, 2015 08:30 AM (3ZtZW) Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 10, 2015 08:30 AM (MMC8r) 201
Scathing and brutal, just what that book needs.
Here's my question: What would have happened if a man had written that dreck? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 10, 2015 08:31 AM (659DL) 202
So, how are we going to communicate once the gubmint takes over the internets?
Should I start learning smoke signals? John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache. The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. Posted by: Citizen X at February 10, 2015 08:24 AM I'v e been saying for years that members of Teh Horde should all have CB radios Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2015 08:31 AM (2Ayux) 203
If he were a musician, this would be credible. The things that I have seen backstage....
The backstage boogie will set your pants on fire. Posted by: Aerosmith at February 10, 2015 08:32 AM (JO9+V) 204
Name me 10 other Democrat senators or congressmen who switched parties."
Richard Shelby, DR, Alabama. Posted by: Fox2! at February 10, 2015 08:32 AM (brIR5) 205
Mary Ann was cute too and besides she could cook. Walks into the jungle and ten minutes later - coconut cream pie.
Posted by: Case at February 10, 2015 08:32 AM (jhRZ+) 206
The latte is frothy. I repeat: The latte is frothy. Oh, & they're out of those muffins that you like.
Posted by: Starbucks Hipster at February 10, 2015 08:33 AM (2Ayux) 207
I'v e been saying for years that members of Teh Horde should all have CB radios"
Still have one floating around here somewhere. Posted by: anon a mouse at February 10, 2015 08:33 AM (/jpU8) 208
Posted by: Fox2! at February 10, 2015 08:34 AM (brIR5) Posted by: Nip Sip at February 10, 2015 08:34 AM (0FSuD) 210
"Walks into the jungle and ten minutes later - coconut cream pie."
To be honest, that was Gilligan making the Cream Pie. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2015 08:34 AM (sHoya) 211
>>>I'v e been saying for years that members of Teh Horde should all have CB radios Great Idea! There aren't any trolls there, for starters! /heh Posted by: Bigby's Pinky Ring at February 10, 2015 08:34 AM (3ZtZW) 212
Name me 10 other Democrat senators or congressmen who switched parties."
Richard Shelby, DR, Alabama. Ben Nighthorse Campbell, Colorado. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 10, 2015 08:34 AM (659DL) 213
It wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2015 08:35 AM (JO9+V) 214
Jesse Helms. John East. Both former D's
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 10, 2015 08:35 AM (0FSuD) Posted by: Nip Sip at February 10, 2015 08:36 AM (0FSuD) 216
Oh hell, Gilligan couldn't do anything right. He was the reason they stayed stuck on that island so long.
Posted by: Case at February 10, 2015 08:36 AM (jhRZ+) 217
209 Trent Lott
Posted by: steevy at February 10, 2015 08:36 AM (v5UtH) 218
We practice strategic patience in our house everyday. We have two teenagers.
Skip the CB radios and step up to HAM. Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 10, 2015 08:36 AM (N8nkJ) 219
Miles to go before I sleep
Posted by: Bigby's Pinky Ring at February 10, 2015 08:37 AM (3ZtZW) 220
And, oh yeah--Phil Gramm switched parties.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 10, 2015 08:38 AM (659DL) 221
Anna-
I like a lot of Camille Paglia. The "Daily News" Notes that some chemisty is lacking between the two actors in the film. Well, gee, maybe because the idea of being with some nutballll whose idea of fun is to rape you , abuse and put you down repeatedly denigrate might make the chemistry somewhat lacking. I know actors are supposed to pretend but come on.... Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2015 08:39 AM (DXzRD) 222
>>>Skip the CB radios and step up to HAM. Yup yup. And set up those weird anonymous numbers stations. Posted by: Bigby's Pinky Ring at February 10, 2015 08:39 AM (3ZtZW) 223
Morning.
Lake Anna - haven't paddled there in years. I bet there's a lotto guns on the bottom of that lake... Posted by: shredded chi at February 10, 2015 08:39 AM (2dN/8) Posted by: Bigby's Pinky Ring at February 10, 2015 08:40 AM (3ZtZW) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2015 08:41 AM (sHoya) 226
Dump up.
Posted by: HH at February 10, 2015 08:41 AM (Ce4DF) 227
Well let's not short-change old Alan Hale Sr. He didn't exactly "act," but still managed to populate a place in the greatest action ensembles ever. It's like Shakespeare was writing roles for him 300 years in advance. And was there ever an actor more "chipped off the block" than Al Jr.?
OK now back to Ginger and Mary Ann. And Mrs Peel, who got all her bad aging out of the way 40 years ago...and had the nerve to complain about it. Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 10, 2015 08:43 AM (xq1UY) 228
The SJW crowd would crucify any XY hetero-normative giving such a review for being RayCiss.
They should have hired professional pr0n actors for this movie. They are good at feigning interest and probably know how to use the movie props. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 10, 2015 08:43 AM (p6l+P) 229
And what may be my last word on FSOG-I thought this essay from a religious/cultural perspective (in "First Things" was interesting "Against Fifty Shades of Gender Neutrality" It references "The Man Who Shot L Liberty Valance". That is one of my favorite films:
http://tinyurl.com/lgpd88r Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2015 08:43 AM (DXzRD) 230
Two mornings, two willows. Ah well, we hit our D to R quota anyway.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 10, 2015 08:44 AM (xq1UY) 231
If the 1960s are the timeframe...Julie Newmar. END OF DISCUSSION.
And I'll raise you Ann Margret AND Rachel Walsh. Posted by: wrg500 at February 10, 2015 08:51 AM (sgrzZ) Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 10, 2015 08:52 AM (ee9LE) 233
205 Mary Ann was cute too and besides she could cook. Walks into the jungle and ten minutes later - coconut cream pie.
Posted by: Case at February 10, 2015 08:32 AM (jhRZ+ Thats not the only thing she could creme in 10 minutes, iykwim. Yeah, yeah, family show, yadda yadda Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2015 08:55 AM (/GgDU) 234
Tina's a cougar
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