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Morning Thread (1-21-2015)
Great, now we have to hear about Belichick's deflated balls til the end of time.
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:13 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: NJJDB at January 21, 2015 06:13 AM (a+bW/)
So, Joni Ernst gave the GOP-e response and said nothing about illegal immigration amnesty.
Looks like she's turning into the next Renee Ellmers.
Ugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:14 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:14 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:16 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:16 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2015 06:17 AM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Baldy at January 21, 2015 06:17 AM (+35FH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:17 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2015 06:19 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Yip at January 21, 2015 06:21 AM (84SRe)
Wow. If this is a booming economy according to SCOAMF, I'd hate to see what his idea of a Depression looks like.
Fucking momzer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:21 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: MTF at January 21, 2015 06:21 AM (tt3kE)
Posted by: Yip at January 21, 2015 06:22 AM (84SRe)
So did anyone self water board themselves last night with Eel Douchebags rant?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I did the Ruth Bader Ginsberg thing, missed the whole thing!
Posted by: Gmac - Still pondering something... at January 21, 2015 06:22 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 06:22 AM (gffLt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2015 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
The mere fact that the GOP-e picked her to deliver the response should set off warning bells.
Not one mention of Amnesty. Gornischt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:23 AM (CMkNk)
Now that zero has laid out more of his plans for the destruction of the country I'm sure the GOP will quickly move to do nothing. We keep thinking that the national nightmare will be over in a couple of years but I see nothing at this point that indicates that will be true. We'll get some mealy mouthed candidate who will lose to hilldog or the equivalent and then 8 more years of SSDD.
I'm an optimist in general but reality trumps optimism every time. Its really disheartening.
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:23 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2015 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Never heard of him, but okay!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:23 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: MTF at January 21, 2015 06:26 AM (tt3kE)
Posted by: Better Feared than Loved at January 21, 2015 06:26 AM (nRvEn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 06:26 AM (gffLt)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:26 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2015 06:26 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 21, 2015 06:27 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2015 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
I forgot that you're a chemist (I think?).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:27 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:28 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 06:29 AM (gffLt)
Posted by: Yip at January 21, 2015 06:29 AM (84SRe)
And Jeb will campaign on a new "Square Deal" to appeal to LIVs.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 06:30 AM (gffLt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2015 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
Levin fisked bits of the speech last night (it was prereleased) and tore SCOAMF to shreds.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
One of my few radio listening pleasures.
Posted by: Gmac - Still pondering something... at January 21, 2015 06:31 AM (4pjhs)
I think that the SCOTUS should have a response, since it is a co-equal branch.
I nominate Sam Alito.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:32 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:34 AM (JdEZJ)
Why is it that the Republican Party seems to have a face for radio, and a voice for print media.
We can't put together a decent impression on television if our lives depend on it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2015 06:35 AM (GYpiw)
Posted by: Yip at January 21, 2015 06:35 AM (84SRe)
University of Tan Americans. The only reason I took the Geology class was because I registered late after getting laid off and I needed to to fill my schedule until I can get into the Physics rotation next semester. A lot of the upper level courses are only offered every other semester or even every other year.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 21, 2015 06:36 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:34 AM (JdEZJ)
Forgetting the rage, I have learned more about how the government operates - or is supposed to operate - as well history and philosophy that I probably should have known and given a shit about (and probably was never taught), in just a few short years that I've listened to him.
Honestly, he articulates my rage perfectly and I feel I'm not alone out there.
And of course, here.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:37 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:37 AM (JdEZJ)
Ditto JJ.
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:39 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:41 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:41 AM (JdEZJ)
Great. The president of the USA is a mashup of Niles Crane and the Sex and the City japs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:42 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:42 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 06:43 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 06:43 AM (gffLt)
Haven't priced it lately, but off the cuff...
Reman, or new?
Target price for new should be no higher then 31 cents per round.
Reman, a little lower.
Gunbot is listing..
http://tinyurl.com/monpame
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2015 06:43 AM (GYpiw)
Posted by: hadoop at January 21, 2015 06:43 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Baldy at January 21, 2015 06:44 AM (+35FH)
A quote from "Things George Armstrong Custer Could Have Said," JJ?
When Levin -- or any-friggin'-body artculates some kind of action to take, I'm on it.
Talking about stuff, then talking about it some more, then analyzing what the talkers said, and then commenting on what the anal-ysts said about what the talkers said just doesn't do the job.
It is part of what has made Choom Boy what he is today.
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 21, 2015 06:45 AM (yAC3X)
If you close your eyes and forget for a moment it's a SOTU speech, you'd swear you were on a college campus somewhere.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:45 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:46 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 21, 2015 06:45 AM (yAC3X)
Open to suggestions, old boy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:47 AM (CMkNk)
He has proposed something and is a driving force behind it.
Article V Convention of the States.
(**and Scribbler's head explodes**)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:48 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:48 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:50 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:45 AM
Add in a few Black Panther-isms ("A .45 will stop all jive") and you've got a Huey P. Newton speech from the late '60s.
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 21, 2015 06:51 AM (yAC3X)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:51 AM (JdEZJ)
Might be a good place for the 'horde to take over...er, I mean settle:
https://tinyurl.com/jwzpb8l
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 21, 2015 06:52 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 21, 2015 06:51 AM (yAC3X)
I saw Huey Newton and the Radicals open for Joan Jett back in '85 at the Byrne Arena.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:52 AM (CMkNk)
So, vote for Jeb and then go back to sleep.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 06:52 AM (MQEz6)
Glad to help.
Are you familiar with the various shopping bots?
WikiArms is another one that I am very happy with.
http://tinyurl.com/ka7m8cn
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2015 06:52 AM (GYpiw)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:51 AM (JdEZJ)
Aside from armed insurrection or a national strike, there is no other real, legal, Constitutional alternative.
And so it goes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:53 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:51 AM
A successful outcome from an Art. V Convention presupposes that the Free Shit Brigade won't show up. I know, I know, it's supposed to be One State One Vote, but I can't help thinking about who all those states have elected recently....
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 21, 2015 06:54 AM (yAC3X)
Not really cause inventory has been good but recently depleted so will pay more attention. Thanks for the tips.
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:54 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:51 AM (JdEZJ)
Actually, while we are chatting away so agreeably, state reps from all over the country have already set in motion the process. It's under the radar so far.
But if it does gain traction, watch for the MFM to go apeshit, which means that it is a threat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:55 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:51 AM (JdEZJ)
Aside from armed insurrection or a national strike, there is no other real, legal, Constitutional alternative.
And so it goes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:53 AM (CMkNk)
I figure collapse of the Federal Empire is inevitable.
So, I vote for folks I think will help guide the collapse and help produce and guide a recovery.
Anything else is a mistaken waste of time.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 06:55 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:58 AM (JdEZJ)
Anything else is a mistaken waste of time.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 06:55 AM (MQEz6)
It will not be as pretty or neat as you imagine. There's still the matter of the Muzzie infiltrators as well as the ChiComs, Iranians, Norks and Russkies to deal with.
Not to mention Farrakkkan's and Sharpton's droog army of angelic Mike Brown clones.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:58 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:53 AM
Actually, there are two: one is to enforce the law, which would overturn a significant number of Choom Boy's actions, and in fact see him eligible for some serious correctional time. The other is the famous Off The Table Method, which would p*ss off the GOPe, annoy the Serious Conservatives and make Poppin' Fresh break out in hives.
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 21, 2015 06:58 AM (yAC3X)
Posted by: New Phone at January 21, 2015 06:58 AM (7DTmY)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:58 AM (JdEZJ)
If he really had any, he would not have invited him to make the speech in the first place. Oh yes; that is a Congressional/House privilege.
But then again, it wouldn't have been Boner had that happened.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:59 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:59 AM (JdEZJ)
Agree. And can we dismantle the Federal Leviathan?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:00 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 06:59 AM (JdEZJ)
He's sending Morse Code!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:00 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 21, 2015 07:01 AM (JO9+V)
Anything else is a mistaken waste of time.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 06:55 AM (MQEz6)
It will not be as pretty or neat as you imagine. There's still the matter of the Muzzie infiltrators as well as the ChiComs, Iranians, Norks and Russkies to deal with.
Not to mention Farrakkkan's and Sharpton's droog army of angelic Mike Brown clones.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:58 AM (CMkNk)
I don't think it will be neat or pretty.
That's why voting very carefully is paramount.
Look for the ones with courage and conviction.
RINOs are right out.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:02 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 21, 2015 07:02 AM (lG2E3)
Ah. Makes sense. He's on CBS this morning. Let's see...
N e e d
M o a r
P a s t e
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 07:02 AM (JdEZJ)
Enforcing the law is racist, so, that won't happen. The SCOTUS could rule the Federal ACA subsidies unconstitutional and then nobody would lift a finger to enforce the ruling.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 07:03 AM (gffLt)
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:02 AM (MQEz6)
Of course, but we need to get candidates that can survive the character assassination of the GOP in the primaries.
THAT is the challenge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:03 AM (CMkNk)
President TAX, TAX, TAX, while he and his old lady live in opulence on our dime. These past six years seem like twenty.
Posted by: Case at January 21, 2015 07:04 AM (jhRZ+)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 21, 2015 07:04 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:00 AM
If we do not, it will collapse under its own weight.
And sooner than even the pessimists (like me) think. The printing presses can't be kept running all that much longer.
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 21, 2015 07:04 AM (yAC3X)
Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 21, 2015 07:04 AM (c+gwp)
Perfectly normal.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 21, 2015 07:04 AM (lG2E3)
She no blinky.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:05 AM (CMkNk)
Enforcing the law is racist, so, that won't happen. The SCOTUS could rule the Federal ACA subsidies unconstitutional and then nobody would lift a finger to enforce the ruling.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 07:03 AM (gffLt)
Enforce the law?
"I'm sorry Mr. Soprano, but you can't park here."
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:05 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:05 AM (MQEz6)
Albert Anastasia/Tommy DeSimone '16.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:07 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:02 AM (MQEz6)
Of course, but we need to get candidates that can survive the character assassination of the GOP in the primaries.
THAT is the challenge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:03 AM (CMkNk)
Filter by a few select criteria.
First for me is courage.
Second is conviction.
Third is thirst for freedom.
See Mitt as an anti-example.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:08 AM (MQEz6)
-I'll rage stroke from yelling at him
- lib kids will think it's the best speech evah
-slight chance some LIV will see he's the empty chair . .
Bleh
Posted by: Far Post at January 21, 2015 07:08 AM (BdLob)
Second is conviction.
Third is thirst for freedom."
Zombie William Wallace.....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 07:10 AM (gffLt)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2015 07:10 AM (go5uR)
All the people at work are rather pessimistic about the 7 days of sick leave thing. We all figure that we'll definitely lose our two personal days (two days we can take no matter what, no matter how many people have taken vacation.) and possibly lose a week ofvacation time (40 hours).
So yeah, not very optimistic here.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 21, 2015 07:11 AM (wrS2o)
Meanwhile, TFG's ego is overinflated by about 200 PSI
PSI = Pounds of Shit per Inch
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 21, 2015 07:11 AM (4ZoRf)
Have you ever before? If yes, you've set a precedent you may need to honor. No? Screw it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 07:11 AM (gffLt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 07:12 AM (DXzRD)
===========================
Good read. Mad Max in Cali.
Posted by: MTF at January 21, 2015 07:13 AM (tt3kE)
Ji Ji Ji Jive Talkin'
It's just your jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin'
You wear a disguise
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 07:13 AM (Fjr+q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 07:12 AM (DXzRD)
Yes, or divide the speech up amongst the class and have each group analyse their small portion.
Check for accuracy.
Anayze the style and look for what the remarks suggest and how they affect how you think and feel.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:15 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 21, 2015 07:15 AM (lG2E3)
To describe my company's time off benefits, we get 1 week off when we're first hired, 2 wks after one year, 3wks after five years, 4 wks after I believe 15 years, and a very few of the old farts (said with affection because most of them are cool guys) get 5 wks after 30 years. I figure they'll drop the 1 week for the first year for new hires, then give 1 week after a year, etc., etc.
So yay sicktime...
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 21, 2015 07:15 AM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2015 07:10 AM (go5uR)
Obama's HALF-white.
And Allen West would be a great prexy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:17 AM (CMkNk)
Additional filters:
Has not previously dabbled in witchcraft.
Does not believe in rape fairies.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2015 07:19 AM (Dj0WE)
To describe my company's time off benefits, we get 1 week off when we're first hired, 2 wks after one year, 3wks after five years, 4 wks after I believe 15 years, and a very few of the old farts (said with affection because most of them are cool guys) get 5 wks after 30 years. I figure they'll drop the 1 week for the first year for new hires, then give 1 week after a year, etc., etc.
So yay sicktime...
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 21, 2015 07:15 AM (wrS2o)
Yeah, there is no such thing as a free lunch.
Vacation time, sick time, all benefits are budget items for each employee.
Your week off is an expense.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:19 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 21, 2015 07:20 AM (X+nFp)
Just flipped on the TV and that's what I got. Love him.
Posted by: MTF at January 21, 2015 07:20 AM (tt3kE)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 21, 2015 07:20 AM (X+nFp)
Count the harumphs.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:21 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2015 07:21 AM (Dj0WE)
I was hoping to read his insights on SOUT, Ruth Bader-Meinhoff's nappy time and Reggie
Posted by: kilo6 at January 21, 2015 07:22 AM (hauZ0)
Whe I started, we got two weeks, 3 weeks at five years, 4 at 10, 5 weeks at twenty, and 6 weeks at thirty years. (4 more to go)
Now they start new hires off at 3 weeks.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 07:23 AM (Fjr+q)
Now that it's clear to anyone with half a brain that the Deflatriots cheated, intentionally and brazenly, a whole lot of folks who knee-jerk defended the Deflatriots should be eating some crow right about now.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 21, 2015 07:24 AM (7ObY1)
Vacation time, sick time, all benefits are budget items for each employee.
Your week off is an expense.
At least it's paid. A lot of jobs don't. And you still don't get paid shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 07:24 AM (Fjr+q)
Granted it's not great that we only get sick days if we're so sick we have to go to the hospital and have a doctor sign a script saying we need to stay home, which is then good for three days. It means we've had colds and theflu sweep through on a regular basis.
As far as I'm concerned going to the doctor because I have a cold, is a waste of both my time and the doctor's. I just usually go to bed as soon as possible. Would it be nice to be able to just call in sick? Yes, but I'd rather have my vacation time, simply because I'm too honest to use sick days other than when I've very, very sick.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 21, 2015 07:24 AM (wrS2o)
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:26 AM (MQEz6)
I'd like to tell all my Democratic friends that Joni Extremist does not speak for me.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 21, 2015 07:28 AM (Ks4nX)
And the entire ref crew needs to be fired.
They are the last person to touch the ball before the center snaps it.
On. Every. Play.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 07:29 AM (Fjr+q)
You know Obama is celebrating over the whole meaningless football brouhaha. It means the MSM can avoid taking about burning churches in Niger, the evacuation of our embassy in Yemen, the Russian spy ship in Cuba, etc., etc., etc.
He should give money to Belicheck.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 21, 2015 07:30 AM (wrS2o)
Now that it's clear to anyone with half a brain that the Deflatriots cheated, intentionally and brazenly, a whole lot of folks who knee-jerk defended the Deflatriots should be eating some crow right about now.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 21, 2015 07:24 AM (7ObY1)
It was the ball boy.
The dude did it all on his own and he won that brand new Lincoln SUV in a beauty contest.
That's our story and we're sticking to it.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:30 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 07:30 AM (gffLt)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 07:31 AM (gffLt)
Weird, I mention Russian spy ships, and the very next comment is Russian Mail Order Bride spam.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 21, 2015 07:32 AM (wrS2o)
Susan
Olivia
Cuthbertson
Klein
off!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:32 AM (CMkNk)
And the entire ref crew needs to be fired.
They are the last person to touch the ball before the center snaps it.
On. Every. Play.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 07:29 AM (Fjr+q)
Turn your head to the right.
Cough please.
Now to the left.
Vough again.
Okay, next.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:33 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: nnptcgrad
Guilty!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 07:33 AM (Fjr+q)
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:33 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: steveegg at January 21, 2015 07:33 AM (cL79m)
So Obama's ball-and-chain brings a Wetback to the SOTU speech.
Talk about a slap in the face to the Border Patrol, let alone the American People.
Fucking cvnt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:34 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Freddy at January 21, 2015 07:35 AM (yxw0r)
Childish Bully Administration.
OBAMA TEAM CAN'T HELP BUT BE PETTY AND CHILDISH TO FOX NEWS AT 'STATE OF THE UNION' LUNCH
...But at the end of his broadcast, the Fox anchor pointed out a minor -- but almost certainly intentional -- difference between his fancy place card and those of the other network anchors.
"I sat next to Brian Williams, and we all had these place cards, and his said 'Brian Williams, NBC News,'" Smith explained. "And across from me was David Muir - the new guy on ABC -- it said 'David Muir, ABC News.'"
"And I looked at mine, and it doesn't say anything about news," he continued, holding up the place card. "It just says 'Fox.' And I looked at [Fox anchor] Bret Baier's, and it said, 'Bret Baier, Fox.' And all the rest of them said news."
"I mean I don't care, lunch was great," Smith said. "But I guess, message received? I think Bret and I are good to go with the news part."
demented minds
truly disturbing
My opinion, Fox is king, so they don't need the "news" tag.
therightscoop for video
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 21, 2015 07:35 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:36 AM (MQEz6)
Oh, so, grassy knoll you're saying.
Did somebody in the stands have an umbrella? I didn't see an umbrella.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 07:36 AM (gffLt)
There's proof that the Pats cheated?
So Brady blatantly, without flinching, lied to our faces.
ugh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 21, 2015 07:37 AM (IXrOn)
There isn't any. Again, one reporter is reporting there were some balls that were below the "standard" weight.
Nobody knows why, nobody knows how common it is, nobody knows anything today that they didn't know yesterday, which includes the people who hate the Patriots. They still know they hate the Patriots. Beyond that?
Nada.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2015 07:38 AM (Dj0WE)
The popular 'culture' has been prepping America for a black commander in chief for decades. It's a shame our first was not Allen West.
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2015 07:10 AM (go5uR)
Remember back in 2000, that backstabbing ratfucker Powell could have had the GOP nomination for the asking, because it was only later that his duplicitious nature really became common knowledge.
I heh to myself when I consider that the only reason he didn't reach for the brass ring is because his wife was seeing racist KKK assassins behind every tree, and Powell pussed out.
And yeah, West would rock the White House.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2015 07:39 AM (VB0Qs)
Never meaning no harm
Making their waaaaayy
The only way they know how
That's just a little bit more
Than the league will allow
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 21, 2015 07:40 AM (JO9+V)
It's good to know that security clearances are so lax that you can get an illegal that close to flotus.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 07:40 AM (Fjr+q)
There's proof that the Pats cheated?
So Brady blatantly, without flinching, lied to our faces.
ugh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 21, 2015 07:37 AM (IXrOn)
It was defective equipment.
Happens all the time.
For reals.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:40 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Hans and Franz at January 21, 2015 07:42 AM (JO9+V)
Well, apparently you can run up to and into the front door of the White House in broad daylight, so, yeah.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 07:42 AM (gffLt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2015 07:43 AM (nzKvP)
ah..
Eleven? Eleven.
Eleven footballs the New England Patriots brought to Sunday's AFC championship game have now been determined by the NFL to be under-inflated -- by 2 full pounds -- according to ESPN, which cited the preliminary findings of a league investigation.
Eleven.
but
Precisely two hours, 15 minutes prior to kickoff, all the footballs are checked in the referee locker room by the head ref, in this case Walt Anderson.
this makes no sense
(out of 12 balls that they brought)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 21, 2015 07:43 AM (IXrOn)
The Patriots of Hazzard...?
Well, considering what's on TV these days I'd probably give it a watch.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 07:44 AM (gffLt)
Well, apparently you can run up to and into the front door of the White House in broad daylight, so, yeah.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 07:42 AM (gffLt)
Candygram.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:44 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Whoopi at January 21, 2015 07:45 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 21, 2015 07:46 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2015 07:43 AM (nzKvP)'
The Jewish Jawbreaker is in the house.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:46 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:46 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:46 AM (CMkNk)
I like that. I wonder if I can get that on my license plate?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2015 07:47 AM (nzKvP)
Something told me to avoid Twitchy, but no, I had to go there.
Instead of focusing on her dumb-ass speech (yeah, why no mention of amnesty?), some would rather "SQUEEE!!! ZOMG! LOOK. AT. HER. SHOES!!"
I thought they were ugly, in any case. Talk about pandering.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 21, 2015 07:48 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2015 07:48 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Pete Schweddy at January 21, 2015 07:48 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2015 07:50 AM (Gf9lJ)
Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2015 07:51 AM (3hIs0)
And the ref who tosses it in from the sideline or the end of the play to the ref who officially spots it, didn't notice anything squishy?
If the football was "soft enough" to make a difference, one would think that the refs would notice.
There are other ways to cheat. Kinda risky giving the item to the ref each play.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 07:51 AM (Fjr+q)
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:51 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2015 07:51 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2015 07:52 AM (Gf9lJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2015 07:53 AM (nzKvP)
So deflated balls helped the Patriots run over the colts like a caterpillar over rachel corrie?"
Zackly!
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 07:53 AM (gffLt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2015 07:47 AM (nzKvP)
Was going to add "Jersey" but no room.
JSHJBRKR ?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:53 AM (CMkNk)
But.
They beat the dogshit out of Indy. This wasn't a game decided by some one-handed grab in the endzone that maybe doesn't get made if the ball's properly inflated. This was an asspounding.
Pats cheated, they will cheat again.
They're still damned good.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 21, 2015 07:53 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
JJ
JEWJAW
JAWBR8KR
JEWBR8KR
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 07:53 AM (Fjr+q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2015 07:54 AM (nzKvP)
Instead of focusing on her dumb-ass speech (yeah, why no mention of amnesty?), some would rather "SQUEEE!!! ZOMG! LOOK. AT. HER. SHOES!!"
Posted by: SMFH
She's the one who brought up the subject of shoes out of left field in the first place. She can't complain now that it went all quagmire on her.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 21, 2015 07:54 AM (kdS6q)
Squeezing pushed out air.
The Colts balls got hiked and dropped.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:54 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 21, 2015 07:55 AM (OsWis)
The deflated ball thing seems to be a tempest in a Teapot Dome.
As a Giants fan, all I have to say to the Pats is "18-0"
Now THAT"S deflation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:55 AM (CMkNk)
Agree completely. I quit listening to Rush ( Levin) for the same reason. I agree with what they say, I just get tired of listening to them TALK TALK TALK and then TALK some more. Your point about Choom Boy is also well-taken. I wonder if we'll ever have our own Cicero to warn us about the impending death of our republic, but I'm not real optimistic about that.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 07:56 AM (h4UbF)
The deflated ball thing seems to be a tempest in a Teapot Dome.
As a Giants fan, all I have to say to the Pats is "18-0"
Now THAT"S deflation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:55 AM (CMkNk)
I bet Eli sends Tom a Christmas card every year.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:56 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Rev. Al at January 21, 2015 07:56 AM (Gf9lJ)
Posted by: f'd at January 21, 2015 07:57 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 07:57 AM (ws1Wn)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 21, 2015 07:57 AM (OsWis)
Good bye shredded wheat, you tasted better going in...
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at January 21, 2015 07:58 AM (PiGvm)
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 07:56 AM (MQEz6)
"PS - tell Giselle I think I left my reading glasses in the night stand."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:58 AM (CMkNk)
Sometimes, I do love Drudge.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 21, 2015 07:57 AM (OsWis)
Sounds like something Harry Reid did after sneaking into a pediatric ward.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 07:59 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2015 07:59 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 21, 2015 08:00 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2015 08:00 AM (2Ayux)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 21, 2015 08:00 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2015 07:59 AM (dFi94)
Filed under "Miracle in the Meadowlands, 1979, Sefton's TV set, shoe."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 08:00 AM (CMkNk)
How were the balls stored during the game?
Some warm, some cold?
Were they measured before and after the game?
What was measured? Weight? Pressure? Using what devices?
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 08:01 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 21, 2015 08:00 AM (2cS/G)
They were that's why Indy asked for them to be tested.
Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2015 08:01 AM (3hIs0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:01 AM (ws1Wn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 21, 2015 08:00 AM (2cS/G)
Was it a close game? No.
End of story.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 08:01 AM (CMkNk)
We saw once again what all of the "if you don't vote for the establishment candidate you are effectively voting for the opposition" bullshit got us.
Just like every other recent election, the Republicans snatch the ball away at the last second.
Especially at this time, with the platform of social media, a voter revolt is at least minimally feasible. Feasible enough at least where it might send a message that would finally get through.
The reason why what is happening in this country continues to happen is because it is profitable to the people in charge. Human nature is in control of politics instead of patriotic altruism. Until there is a cost for perpetual political self interest in Washington, things will not change.
My lame ass two cents.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 21, 2015 08:02 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 21, 2015 08:02 AM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:03 AM (ws1Wn)
Was it the same ref crew that supposedly helped the Cowboys win?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 08:03 AM (oUkrT)
You would think. I mean, common sense tells you that if a ball isn't inflated all the way, the professionals on the field would have noticed.
But suddenly, there are today, thousands upon thousands of newly minted experts on the internal barometric pressure of footballs, and they all KNOW this means the Patriots cheated.
The science is settled.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2015 08:03 AM (Dj0WE)
Were the balls initial pressure test prior to the game conducted at the ambient temperature of the time of the game?
I see that the preliminary tests were conducted during the game.
Was the follow on pressure test during the actual investigation conducted at the same temperature, or at a higher/lower temperature.
Were the balls used by the Colts also tested, and if so, what were the findings.
Perhaps the Pats are a team that is both very good...and a team that cheats.
Neither is mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2015 08:03 AM (GYpiw)
I think the late great Milton Friedman once said something like (totally paraphrasing) "you'll get honest government when it's politically advantageous for politicians to be so."
Something like that. Lemme check . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 08:04 AM (CMkNk)
We all the game balls measured at the same time and under the same conditions?
How were the balls stored during the game?
Some warm, some cold?
Were they measured before and after the game?
What was measured? Weight? Pressure? Using what devices?
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 08:01 AM (MQEz6)
Thank you, counselor.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 21, 2015 08:04 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at January 21, 2015 08:06 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:06 AM (ws1Wn)
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 08:06 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2015 08:07 AM (3hIs0)
Mitt Romney called President Obamas State of the Union address a missed opportunity and accused the president of being more interested in politics than solutions.
"When I give my state of the union, I'll -- I'll...."
*stops*
*gets haunted look on face*
*slinks shamefully away*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 21, 2015 08:07 AM (kdS6q)
Contempt of Congress Holder showed up last night?
He had no intention of resigning.
Banana Republic
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 21, 2015 08:07 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Rev. Al at January 21, 2015 08:08 AM (Gf9lJ)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 21, 2015 08:08 AM (1BQGO)
I heard he's dead now.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2015 08:08 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2015 08:08 AM (Gf9lJ)
Posted by: MTF at January 21, 2015 08:09 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Stan Marsh at January 21, 2015 08:09 AM (ws1Wn)
Posted by: When in the Course of Human Events... at January 21, 2015 08:09 AM (6C3ns)
The green glow of pure evil surrounding Pats footballs always makes the opposing team a bit nervous.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 08:09 AM (MQEz6)
What fresh hell awaits us this day? So far it looks like some more stale hell leftover from last night.
What's that green stuff on top?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 21, 2015 08:09 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: @votermom at January 21, 2015 08:09 AM (cbfNE)
"The way you solve things is by making it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 08:10 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 21, 2015 08:10 AM (wrS2o)
....................
Interesting that. Patriots filed tampering charges against the Jets owner regarding Revis. As a Bronco fan I have no love for the Pats but I had made up my mind I would root for them in the SB. Now I think I will just eat drink and only worry that the score at the end of each quarter lines up with my numbers on the board.
Posted by: Molly k. at January 21, 2015 08:10 AM (XXIpT)
Posted by: Stan Marsh at January 21, 2015 08:11 AM (ws1Wn)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2015 08:08 AM (dFi94)
Oh no. I forgot to celebrate
Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at January 21, 2015 08:11 AM (Gf9lJ)
Posted by: MTF at January 21, 2015 08:11 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 21, 2015 08:12 AM (2cS/G)
By the way, go look up Milton Friedman's quotations.
String all of them together, say them with authority on the campaign trail and you will be unbeatable.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 08:13 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 08:04 AM (CMkNk)
The truth is that now big, debt and corruption fueled government is advantageous to both sides. There is no impetus to reign in give aways, the deficit of the debt, because it is a bottomless well of feathers for the nests of K street who piss out a never ending stream of kickbacks to capital hill.
Ponzi schemes are rarely brought down by discovery. They almost always collapse under their own weight.
It just seems logical that this flood of debt and obligation can't go on forever.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 21, 2015 08:13 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:13 AM (ws1Wn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 21, 2015 08:13 AM (JO9+V)
I'm not bitter.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2015 08:13 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:13 AM (ws1Wn) And our new experiment of Shitatorship will commence.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 21, 2015 08:14 AM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:15 AM (ws1Wn)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2015 08:15 AM (2Ojst)
youtu.be/qZHj5SpST-8
Posted by: @votermom at January 21, 2015 08:09 AM (cbfNE)
Awesome smothered in awesome sauce.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 08:15 AM (MQEz6)
We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes non work.
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.
Indeed, a major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that it... gives people what they want instead of what a particular group thinks they ought to want. Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 08:15 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Case at January 21, 2015 08:16 AM (jhRZ+)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 08:16 AM (H8u6z)
*pokes head above trench*
OK, I am an admitted, avowed, and dedicated Pats fan.
*ducks first round of incoming*
Bellichick is basically punking the entire game of football lately. He is reading the rulebook in creative but legal ways. Tackle eligible? Touchdown. Tight end ineligible? Touchdown. Field goal kicker used to be a QB? Touchdown.
He's just having fun. Remember, this is the guy who had Doug Flutie score the first dropkick in 40 years and the last one ever recorded. Why? Because it's fun.
Football is Bellichick's canvas. Brady is his paintbrush.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2015 08:16 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 08:17 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 21, 2015 08:17 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2015 08:16 AM (JtwS4)
If football's his canvas, Brady is the paint-filled egg dropped out of a vagina.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 21, 2015 08:17 AM (fwARV)
Not looking to say that under inflated balls decided the game.
But, rules iz rules.
You either chose to follow them, or you chose not to.
If there is a plausible reason put forth for innocence during the complete investigation, I'm fine with that.
If the finding is that the only plausible cause was intent to deviate from the rules....
Screw em.
I'm getting tired of morality creep.
In sports,
politics,
law enforcement..
and life in general.
Not everything in life is clear cut black and white.
I get that.
That isn't what we are talking about
here.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2015 08:18 AM (GYpiw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 21, 2015 08:18 AM (OsWis)
Although, on second thought, the GOP could sweep to victory on this principle for decades to come, but they just want to feed off the dying, tortured carcass that once was the American republic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 08:19 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:19 AM (ws1Wn)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2015 08:19 AM (2Ojst)
If football's his canvas, Brady is the paint-filled egg dropped out of a vagina.
*hides ALL the Manhattans*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2015 08:19 AM (JtwS4)
The New England Patriots: We'd Get Banned for Life from any Respectable Pre-teen Girl's Soccer league for our Cheating Ways -- but you Know the NFL - *ka-ching*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 21, 2015 08:19 AM (kdS6q)
I'm rooting for an earthquake to happen during the SuperBowl, swallowing up each and every SeaHawk
I'm not bitter.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2015 08:13 AM (dFi94)
*****************
I'll settle for a centralized shower of fiery hail on Richard Sherman, Marshawn (sp? WTH?) Lynch, and, of course Petey the Poodle. And on their fans. Wilson seems like a good kid. Weepy, but good.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 21, 2015 08:19 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 21, 2015 08:19 AM (lG2E3)
Maybe the NFL needs to fix a systemic problem.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 08:20 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2015 08:19 AM (JtwS4)
Now. See... That's not right.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 21, 2015 08:20 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 21, 2015 08:19 AM (lG2E3)
Test with tickles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 08:21 AM (CMkNk)
He does. One redeeming quality, he was QB at Wisconsin, and he's a Christian.
Ok that's actually two.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2015 08:22 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 08:22 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 08:22 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:23 AM (ws1Wn)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Cheating Sausages Are Cheaters Who Cheat at January 21, 2015 08:23 AM (MbqmP)
So I'm left saying "meh" to the whole thing.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 21, 2015 08:24 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2015 08:24 AM (dFi94)
The Ghost of Arnold Rothstein Past . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 08:25 AM (CMkNk)
1 - air doesn't weigh much, an under-inflated ball and a fully inflated ball would weigh almost the same and not be detectable unless you had a scale with about 4 decimal places.
2 - Ideal Law of Gases PV=nRT
means that as the temperature goes down, so does either the pressure or volume of the gas. If the balls were verified indoors before the game and then brought outside to the cold, its no wonder they lost pressure. Were the Colts balls checked for same ?
I hate Belicheck and know he's a cheater - but this seems to be much ado about nothing.
Posted by: McCool at January 21, 2015 08:26 AM (TQxRy)
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2015 08:27 AM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 21, 2015 08:28 AM (2cS/G)
http://tinyurl.com/l8j2hap
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 08:28 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 21, 2015 08:28 AM (78GBd)
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2015 08:29 AM (v5UtH)
Department of Non-Swift Moves Department
There's a thing in Germany called Pediga. It stands for something something resist the Islamization that's going on something. They were going to hold a march of 60,000 people the other day.
And when they protest there are counter-protests for "tolerance". It is, not surprisingly, a big deal there these days.
So, what did the founder of Pediga do as a really funny joke? Satire, in his words?
Yeah, posted a picture of himself with a Hitler mustache and a side-parting.
http://bit.ly/1yHwSAg
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2015 08:29 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: edj at January 21, 2015 08:29 AM (klzyR)
I've read up through #178 and ready to refresh the page, so, thought I'd wave hello first.
What is the deal? Sometimes we get a morning thread. Sometimes we get Vic news. Occasionally we get both!
Now, you all talk some more - except McScribbler who is a person exclusively of action - while I feed the pets.
Posted by: mindful webworker - waiting for the sun at January 21, 2015 08:30 AM (Aivl/)
I think you need to find some gentler hobbies, insomniac. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 08:30 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 21, 2015 08:32 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 08:33 AM (gffLt)
The apats owned the third quarter and the balls were said to be within spec during that period.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 08:34 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 21, 2015 08:34 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Case at January 21, 2015 08:34 AM (jhRZ+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:34 AM (ws1Wn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2015 08:34 AM (GYpiw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:36 AM (ws1Wn)
I think you need to find some gentler hobbies, insomniac. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 08:30 AM (DXzRD)
Might I suggest crocheting shorts?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 21, 2015 08:36 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 08:36 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 08:37 AM (MQEz6)
Nip, I didn't but on the ONT they were very displeased. Apparently a very wooden delivery.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 21, 2015 08:37 AM (wrS2o)
I just got it to go to a Jonah Goldberg "Special Guy" article . Now it's back to the youtube.
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2015 08:37 AM (FcR7P)
Ugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:14 AM (CMkNk)
Does Joni also have big tits?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 08:37 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: alexthechick - All Jazz Hands. All The Time. at January 21, 2015 08:38 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Joe Biden
These Guys Emailed Me, They Said They Wanted You to Punch Them In Their Simpering Faces
Posted by Ace at 05:21 PM
Last evening's thread. Crocheted ball warmers.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 08:38 AM (oUkrT)
Apparently, the first half was played with an underinflated ball. Did both team use the same ball during the first half?
If so, what's the difference?
Posted by: jwest at January 21, 2015 08:38 AM (vwlGK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:39 AM (ws1Wn)
A lesser known Roman god: Cubicles, the god of paperwork.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 21, 2015 08:39 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: alexthechick - All Jazz Hands. All The Time. at January 21, 2015 08:39 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: edj
Red Bull Shit gives you wings!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 08:40 AM (oUkrT)
http://tinyurl.com/p6n7vwa
Hey, everybody; It's good you exist. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 08:40 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:40 AM (ws1Wn)
Oh and Nearsider here.
*shoves All The Manhattans through USB for you*
He is being denied Manhattans this morning for unsportsmanlike taunting.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2015 08:40 AM (JtwS4)
means that as the temperature goes down, so does either the pressure
or volume of the gas. If the balls were verified indoors before the
game and then brought outside to the cold, its no wonder they lost
pressure. Were the Colts balls checked for same ?
I hate Belicheck and know he's a cheater - but this seems to be much ado about nothing.
Posted by: McCool at January 21, 2015 08:26 AM (TQxRy)
I wonder if ANY MSM will mention this? This is why you are told to check your tires when they are COLD. As they heat up they gain pressure.
Should the ball at Denver be inflated at a lower pressure since it's stadium is the highest in the league?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 08:41 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2015 08:41 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
So, so stolen.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 08:41 AM (oUkrT)
*shoves All The Manhattans through USB for you*
Posted by: alexthechick - All Jazz Hands. All The Time. at January 21, 2015 08:39 AM (mf5HN)
*Ties all your cherry stems*
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 21, 2015 08:41 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:41 AM (ws1Wn)
I should probably throw in some checks and balances too, but TFG doesn't believe in that.
Ok, that'll be intro point 2
Last week, I did show them John Kerry and James Taylor. We laughed so hard we were all crying. What an epic screwup that was. And the kids saw that.
It was topped off by a boy saying at least we didn't send Taylor Swift to sing "shake it off."
Posted by: Far Post at January 21, 2015 08:42 AM (BdLob)
Attention!
The movie, "50 Shades of Grey" will show NO PENIS.
Repeat:
The movie, "50 Shades of Grey" will show NO PENIS.
You may now return to your talk about Belichick's deflated balls.
And for all your cinematic PENIS NEEDS-
Please consult the movie, "Walk Hard".
That is all.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 21, 2015 08:42 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 21, 2015 08:43 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 08:36 AM (0FSuD)
As well as every responder has done for the past six years.
We have the worst PR people/coaches/strategists ever.
But hopefully, Hannity will have The Architect on for a couple hours today.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 21, 2015 08:43 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 08:41 AM (0FSuD)
I would assume it would be at a slightly lower absolute pressure, but the same gauge pressure.
But all this technical talk is a total turn-off for Barry. He's more into the mouth-feel of the balls.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 21, 2015 08:43 AM (MbqmP)
Global Warming means ALL balls will be over-inflated! The Pats just did their part.
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2015 08:43 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 21, 2015 08:41 AM (fwARV)
Euphemism?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2015 08:44 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 21, 2015 08:44 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 08:44 AM (oUkrT)
I think you need to find some gentler hobbies, insomniac. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 08:30 AM (DXzRD)
Well, we all know what a gentle soul I am...
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2015 08:44 AM (2Ojst)
Why do they need more than one ball anyway? Hitler didn't conquer
France that way, I strongly doubt a bunch of 'roided up fruitcakes
with bad haircuts are more manly than a one-nutted Austrian who poisons
dogs.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 21, 2015 08:32 AM (MbqmP)
Players give them away or keep them for themselves if it is a touchdown ball, etc.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 08:45 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:45 AM (ws1Wn)
In theory, you would have to put less air in the football to obtain the same pressure inside the ball because the opposing pressure outside the ball is less than lower altitude locations.
So if you inflated it in New York and brought it to Denver, the pressure would increase. (Thats why your ears pop on an airplane)
Posted by: McCool at January 21, 2015 08:46 AM (TQxRy)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 08:46 AM (oUkrT)
What a total dickhead this man is.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 08:46 AM (0FSuD)
However, if John Boehner's were inflated properly at Mile High Stadium, they will only be at 83% in Washington, DC. So, noticeably squishy.
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2015 08:47 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 08:44 AM (oUkrT)
Oddly enough, the Mythbusters devoted an entire episode to this very question (back in their first or second season, I think). Turns out that the slightly lower mass means the ball doesn't travel quite as far.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 21, 2015 08:47 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 08:47 AM (gffLt)
Speaking of balls.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 08:47 AM (gffLt)
Or the lack thereof.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2015 08:47 AM (2Ojst)
Remember that. Totally busted.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 08:48 AM (gffLt)
Cheer up. TFG's proof that anyone, and I mean anyone, can become president of these United States.
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 21, 2015 08:48 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 21, 2015 08:48 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 08:49 AM (gffLt)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2015 08:44 AM (2Ojst)
Nope. It's my party trick (1 of 2). I tie cherry stems in knots with my tongue.
The other is doing the splits.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 21, 2015 08:49 AM (fwARV)
Well, yes you are. :^) Someone who is concerned about not having their "tramp look" outfit for their daughter's Halloween outfit has a gentleness about them. I don't think political ranting by anyone on this board sums up their entire personality.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 08:49 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 08:49 AM (ws1Wn)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 08:45 AM (0FSuD)
"Guys, I played with a ball so good, I get to keep it!"
Posted by: as the Actress said to the Bishop at January 21, 2015 08:49 AM (MbqmP)
Yeah, yeah, deflated balls are better than choking on yours.
Posted by: Mike McCarthy Fat Fuck Extraordinaire
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2015 08:50 AM (eeTCA)
partly deflated footballs sounds pretty stupid. The Colts got killed at
the line of scrimmage. The game wasn't close in any phase. Not sure
what difference lower pressure footballs made but one thing is certain,
it wasn't the deciding factor in the score.
Posted by: MTF at January 21, 2015 08:09 AM (LISuA)
The balls didn't decide THIS game but does anyone really think that this is the first time that Belicheat did this?
Also, speaking as a guy who played tight end in college, the air pressure in the ball makes a big difference when catching/throwing the ball in the cold and especially wet conditions.
This is just another in the long line of NFL fuckups this year. I really barely even care anymore. Give me a FCS or high school game any day. Also Goodell will cock this up for sure to protect his favorite owner Krafty Bob.
Finally, the teams use the balls on their own sideline. They don't use the same ones. That's how someone on the Pats sideline changes only their balls. When the Colt player intercepted a pass, he noticed that the ball is soft.
Posted by: Timon at January 21, 2015 08:50 AM (prxEj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2015 08:50 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 08:51 AM (twMaC)
That's what I've been saying the whole time. It's not like we can effect the budget or anything.
*sniffle...glug....puff*
Posted by: Johnny "Cheeto" Boner at January 21, 2015 08:51 AM (gffLt)
Might add a few yards to every throw.... being lighter than air.
It would help QB's with spaghetti arms, but I dont think Brady or Luck need it !
Posted by: McCool at January 21, 2015 08:51 AM (TQxRy)
But seriously, they pummeled the Colts, and it wouldn't have mattered whether the balls were as light as beach balls or as heavy as medicine balls. The Pats absolutely own the Colts right now.
So let's fine the shit out of them (again) and threaten them with lost draft picks (but then not do it) and move on.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 21, 2015 08:51 AM (bS6uW)
------
We love you!!
Posted by: Divorce Attorneys Everywhere
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2015 08:51 AM (eeTCA)
Obama must be a Yid; he's fundamentally shape-shifted the USA.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2015 06:17 AM (CMkNk)
And I thought CDB was the Anti-Semitic Joo. Its you after all.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2015 08:53 AM (eeTCA)
http://tinyurl.com/kfzv6ft
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 08:53 AM (DXzRD)
So, the Pats kick the Colts asses only 38-10 next year then?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 08:54 AM (gffLt)
How did she do?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 08:36 AM (0FSuD)
Very wooden delivery.
I did like the line about growing up poor and her mother put bread bags over her shoes when it rained because they could only afford one pair of shoes.
The "I'm one of you" part: She wasn't a bit embarrassed, because when she got on the bus, everybody else had bread bags on their shoes, too.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 21, 2015 08:54 AM (ZALPg)
Yeah, you know what I meant.
Speaking of air, the best fake gimmick I've seen? We fill our tires up with Nitrogen. What the fuck do LIVs think 78% or air is made up of?
Farts?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 08:54 AM (0FSuD)
***
Which explains Peyton Manning's giant noggin since he came to Denver.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 21, 2015 08:54 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 21, 2015 08:51 AM (bS6uW)
Goodell already set the precedent for cheating coaches. He suspended Sean Payton of the Saints for the entire year. Darth Hoodie should be suspended from the Super Bowl and all of next season. Ernie Adams too because I'm sure he had something to do with this...
Posted by: Timon at January 21, 2015 08:55 AM (prxEj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2015 08:40 AM (JtwS4)
*stares at you so much*
Yeah. Because I will be against the guy mocking the Patriots.
Thank you for the cherry stems, Nearisder.
Posted by: alexthechick - All Jazz Hands. All The Time. at January 21, 2015 08:55 AM (mf5HN)
Well hell. Looks like it's up to me to provide the morning dump again.
http://tinyurl.com/och3527
Posted by: maddogg at January 21, 2015 08:55 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 21, 2015 08:56 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 08:57 AM (twMaC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 21, 2015 08:57 AM (gffLt)
How did she do?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 08:36 AM (0FSuD)
Very wooden delivery.
--
Yeah, very church ladyish.
Posted by: @votermom at January 21, 2015 08:57 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2015 08:58 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 21, 2015 08:58 AM (bS6uW)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2015 08:59 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: mindful webworker - can't take the pun-ishment at January 21, 2015 08:59 AM (Aivl/)
Nice morning here, cold but bright and sunny.
And each time you wake up and look DOWN at the grass instead of UP at the roots, you've won the day.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 21, 2015 08:59 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Feh at January 21, 2015 08:59 AM (R5a88)
I nominate YOU to deliver next years SOTU response.
I want a woman with spunk and take no prisoner attitude instead of GOPe light.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2015 08:59 AM (eeTCA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 08:59 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 08:59 AM (twMaC)
Farts?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 08:54 AM (0FSuD)
Comes in handy, since it used to be dirt cheap to have it refilled at the local welding supply place (don't know any more, but Argon is horrifyingly expensive now). Doesn't contain that oxidising molecule we all know & love either, so handy for recapping wine bottles (who does this, anyway?) & might make your tires last a few days longer if you tend to keep tires on a car for a decade or more.
Posted by: as the Actress said to the Bishop at January 21, 2015 09:00 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 21, 2015 09:00 AM (wtvvX)
http://tinyurl.com/otrgz2z
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 09:01 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: mindful webworker - in recovery at January 21, 2015 09:01 AM (Aivl/)
No special "kicking" balls. No team balls.
If the ball becomes so damaged during the game that it needs to be replaced, just switch it for a new one.
Why is this so hard?
Posted by: jwest at January 21, 2015 09:01 AM (vwlGK)
They probably think carbon dioxide . . .
I love to ask Global Warmists what % of the air they understand to be CO2 since its so 'high' these days.
not 1 percent
not 0.1 percent
its 0.04 percent
thats 4 molecules for every 10,000 other molecules
and THIS is the 'cause' of warming ?
Please...
Posted by: McCool at January 21, 2015 09:01 AM (TQxRy)
Yeah, well, keep it on the DL, I've got a reputation to maintain.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2015 09:02 AM (2Ojst)
Farts?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 08:54 AM (0FSuD)
Ummm....
Agricultural methane emissions are an increasingly large fraction of America's global warming footprint. Each dairy cow contributes about as much to heating the planet each year as a midsize car. By changing feeding strategies, it's possible to reduce the amount of methane cows produce immediately
Posted by: RWC - Showerin'? Ain't nobody got no time for dat! at January 21, 2015 09:02 AM (fWAjv)
Just heard about that one. Wonder if they'd be willing to save a little money and get filled at my station with "environmental-grade" nitrogen? Half the price, but still 78% pure.
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2015 09:02 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 09:02 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2015 09:02 AM (nqBYe)
Wasn't it just the last SOTU that Bama was touting Yemen as a model of success?
Posted by: @votermom at January 21, 2015 09:02 AM (cbfNE)
"If you can't say anything decent - say it here"
Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at January 21, 2015 09:03 AM (3ZtZW)
I want a woman with spunk and take no prisoner attitude instead of GOPe light.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2015 08:59 AM (eeTCA)
I kind of thing Alex should give her rebuttal to THIS year's SOTU at the MoMee.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 21, 2015 09:03 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 21, 2015 09:04 AM (A98Xu)
Aye, but CO2 has the same effect on the environment that letting a few socialists win elections has on a republic!
Just in case /sarc
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:04 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:04 AM (twMaC)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2015 09:04 AM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 21, 2015 09:04 AM (A98Xu)
Well you don't think I'd let you touch my balls do you?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2015 09:04 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2015 09:04 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:05 AM (twMaC)
--
In reality and truth, Kerry needed to bring James Taylor to sing, "You've Got a Friend" to them. And IS. And Boko Haram. And Al Qaeda. Would be a good cartoon for Ramirez, me thinks.
Posted by: Lady In Black at January 21, 2015 09:05 AM (6C3ns)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 21, 2015 09:03 AM (fwARV)
Seconded
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:05 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Obi wan Y-not on the phone at January 21, 2015 09:05 AM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 09:05 AM (ws1Wn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 09:05 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: V Putin at January 21, 2015 09:05 AM (80GjT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:07 AM (twMaC)
Posted by: maddogg at January 21, 2015 09:07 AM (xWW96)
we should leaven some groups
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2015 09:07 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2015 09:08 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 21, 2015 09:04 AM (A98Xu)
Yes, and the kicking balls are different, the Refs have those.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 09:08 AM (0FSuD)
The elites dream of a disarmed, cold, dirty, vegan, "well-regulated" peasantry guided by the steady hands of the smartest amongst us!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:08 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2015 09:09 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:07 AM (twMaC)
There will be a weapons check at the door!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:09 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 09:08 AM (0FSuD) So who gets to kick the Ref's balls?
Posted by: maddogg at January 21, 2015 09:09 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 09:08 AM (0FSuD)
They control them because the Raiders used to put Helium in them. How do you think Ray Guy made it to the HOF.
Posted by: Timon at January 21, 2015 09:09 AM (prxEj)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2015 09:09 AM (nqBYe)
C'mon, you've got to roll with this meme!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:10 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: maddogg at January 21, 2015 09:09 AM (xWW96)
Me Me Me, call on Me!
Posted by: Reggie, the butt fucker at January 21, 2015 09:10 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 21, 2015 09:10 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2015 09:11 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:12 AM (twMaC)
Posted by: maddogg at January 21, 2015 09:07 AM (xWW96)
DHMO, The Silent Killer
Every single driver responsible for a traffic death had DHMO in his or her system when tested.
Muslim terrorists regularly drink DHMO before perpetrating their horrific acts.
Man-caused DHMO disasters have the potential to kill thousands and tens of thousands, and cause many millions of dollars in property damage.
Airborne DHMO can also be lethal in sufficient concentrations.
When oh when will Obama take on the DHMO menace?
Posted by: filbert at January 21, 2015 09:12 AM (h6Mpm)
Q
GW Bush: Miss me yet?
A
Ideally: Not really.
Relatively: Oh, yes indeedy, so very much!
I have a dream that one day we will judge our Presidents on the basis of their character and not on the color of their skin.
Posted by: mindful webworker - do zen at January 21, 2015 09:12 AM (Aivl/)
Posted by: maddogg at January 21, 2015 09:13 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: filbert at January 21, 2015 09:13 AM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 09:14 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:14 AM (ftVQq)
I nominate YOU to deliver next years SOTU response.
I want a woman with spunk and take no prisoner attitude instead of GOPe light.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2015 08:59 AM (eeTCA)
So what will the FCC fine be? Eight figures? Nine?
Posted by: alexthechick - All Jazz Hands. All The Time. at January 21, 2015 09:14 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2015 09:15 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2015 09:15 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 21, 2015 09:15 AM (bS6uW)
Did she beat the spread
and talk about important issues like immigration or focus on margarine issues?
Posted by: naturalfake at January 21, 2015 09:15 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2015 09:16 AM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 09:18 AM (0FSuD)
Oh wait, they are still parsing the data from the recorders. They are trying to grok from radar data a 6,000 ft/min ascent rate. Um I really need the official press release because this radar information is it from the radar trying to estimate the height or the Mode C?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:18 AM (twMaC)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2015 09:18 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 09:18 AM (DXzRD)
Hmm. Boss has to leave at 10. Then I think I will need to run an errand for the office by which I mean go to Krispy Kreme.
Posted by: alexthechick - All Jazz Hands. All The Time. at January 21, 2015 09:18 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: The Boss at January 21, 2015 09:19 AM (bS6uW)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2015 09:19 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:20 AM (twMaC)
From that Bing thingy with the picture of the tree rats.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 21, 2015 09:20 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 21, 2015 09:20 AM (ee9LE)
Very dangerous stuff this chemistry, in the hands and minds of typical Obama LIVs. They will demand chemical-free foods and drinks.
Lets help these poor misguided Obama LIVs out by demanding that DHMO and Hydroxic acid be removed from all their foods, and drinks. Then we should be removing as many of the carbon based compounds from their food, because global warming or something.
Posted by: V Putin at January 21, 2015 09:20 AM (80GjT)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 09:21 AM (0FSuD)
Perfect for most applications, and more affordable then the laboratory grade sometimes used.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2015 09:21 AM (GYpiw)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:21 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 21, 2015 09:22 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: Cyberball 2072 at January 21, 2015 09:22 AM (HIC7x)
out why he lost in 2012. Not enough emphasis on global warming.
--
Or the good, but misguided, works of LBJ. Mittens is becoming more of a disaster with each passing day.
Posted by: Lady In Black at January 21, 2015 09:23 AM (6C3ns)
It is slightly larger, this is true (covalent bonding radius is about 5 picometers larger for Nitrogen), but at the scale that Boyle's law acts on, it makes no difference.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 21, 2015 09:23 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: RWC - Showerin'? Ain't nobody got no time for dat! at January 21, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:20 AM (twMaC)
Don't be ridiculous.
I would bring a dozen for them to eat as well. I'm not a monster.
Posted by: alexthechick - All Jazz Hands. All The Time. at January 21, 2015 09:24 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: RWC - Showerin'? Ain't nobody got no time for dat! at January 21, 2015 09:24 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2015 09:24 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 21, 2015 09:25 AM (ws1Wn)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 21, 2015 09:25 AM (bS6uW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 21, 2015 09:26 AM (0HooB)
You might know about this aspect. The rationale I heard is the N is less sensitive than O to pressure v temperature.
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:26 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:26 AM (twMaC)
Time for the shower and shave.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 21, 2015 09:27 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 09:28 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:26 AM (twMaC)
I'm certain I have no idea.
Being a delicate flower of innocent virtue and all.
Posted by: alexthechick - All Jazz Hands. All The Time. at January 21, 2015 09:28 AM (mf5HN)
You are now on the short list! I was in a very good mood.
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:28 AM (ftVQq)
With respect to the trolling president, you troll him right back. He comes up with raise the taxes on the rich? Great - we'll do that. And along with raising taxes on the 1% you also reform the tax code to reward your base and punish his base, such as gouging the daylights out of hedge-fund traders, currency speculators, dot-com billionaires, and media corporations.
Here you go champ - here's your tax increase on the rich, I hope you don't mind that we removed the beating hearts of your deep pocket donors.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 21, 2015 09:29 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 21, 2015 09:29 AM (ee9LE)
I realized two things as the meeting started:
1) I still get chills at the Pledge of Allegiance.
2) Any of those boys would be a far better President than the SCOAMT.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 09:30 AM (kff5f)
The image I get is of AtC tossing the glazed doughnuts one at a time to a waiting restive crowd similar to how you feed sharks in captivity!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:30 AM (ftVQq)
I gotta be leavin' now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2015 09:30 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2015 09:30 AM (wlDny)
Don't forget unions. And Insty's Hollyweird tax plan.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 21, 2015 09:31 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 21, 2015 09:31 AM (ylwh2)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 21, 2015 09:31 AM (bS6uW)
Bwaaa-haaaa.
That'd be fantastic.
It'll never happen, but it would be fantastic.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 09:31 AM (kff5f)
Sure signs you are still rational, even after six years of the SCOAMT!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:31 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2015 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
Heh. I finally figured out your nic.
Posted by: Mindy at January 21, 2015 09:31 AM (PUSS/)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:28 AM (ftVQq)
I know I know.
Apologies. Had to share the misery.
Posted by: RWC - Showerin'? Ain't nobody got no time for dat! at January 21, 2015 09:32 AM (fWAjv)
(ok i'm sorry, but i had to butter the last loaf)
bl chores.
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2015 09:33 AM (nqBYe)
*
So, day before yesterday, the dentist (finally) re-filled my lost filling. Hooray for modern painless dentistry! I'm a time-traveler from the 1950s where, not only was it was more primitive, but the family dentist's idea of "painless" was "Buck up, kid. You can take it."
Still don't like the drilling part. Painless it may be, but there's the screech of the drilling and the smell of burnt bone which evokes my childhood trauma and anyway yuck, right? But this time was the easiest drilling ever since he just had to clean up the existing hole. So there's that. TMI?
The tooth is a wisdom tooth, and, apparently, he really doesn't want to build me a crown 'way back up there. Can't blame him. I'll get by, I guess.... I'm fond of my teeth. Had them most of my life.
* Also *
My cousin in the hospital woke up enough to pull the feeding tube out of her nose and fight off the nurses trying to re-insert it. And she only has use of one arm. Good to know she has her fire. Thanks for prayers & thoughts for her continuing recovery. She's improving a little.
* Also *
The furnace guy came out yesterday, assessed that it was indeed the vent fan that was shot, and said he could be back out here in the afternoon today to replace it. So, looks like we won't have mid-Winter heat interruption. Meanwhile, the vent fan sounds like a truck engine.
*
Did it work?
Posted by: mindful webworker - never works when you want it to at January 21, 2015 09:33 AM (Aivl/)
Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at January 21, 2015 09:33 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:26 AM (ftVQq)
I know the ideal gas law is merely an approximation, but outside of a lab you can't detect any difference. Unless you wake up one fine morning & try to check your tires when it's 300 below zero.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 21, 2015 09:34 AM (MbqmP)
Farts?
Posted by: Nip Sip
Yes. Theirs.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 09:34 AM (oUkrT)
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2015 09:35 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: DangerGirl at January 21, 2015 09:35 AM (IlQaj)
Works her glutens?
Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at January 21, 2015 09:33 AM
Dough!
Posted by: Homer Simpson at January 21, 2015 09:36 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: Backwards Boy
Absolutely not. You have to save some things for when he comes up with another brilliant idea. Just keep doing this until his base begs for him to stop helping and just shut up.
Ragetwitching? You're just feeding the troll, but messing with his base with everyone of his brilliant ideas? Now that's politics as the fine art of the possible.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 21, 2015 09:36 AM (hLRSq)
Survival note: How to wear your bread-bags. If caught out in very cold weather without proper footwear, thin plastic bags can be put on over socks (that would mean under shoes, for a thermal shield. Amazingly effective, but emergency only because they make your feet sweat.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2015 09:36 AM (xq1UY)
I realized two things as the meeting started:
1) I still get chills at the Pledge of Allegiance.
2) Any of those boys would be a far better President than the SCOAMT.
Posted by: AllenG
OOH-RAH!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 09:36 AM (oUkrT)
I actually came across him one time, but had already heard of him. He's the one that Keith Moon told to take it easy as far as drugs and booze were concerned.
You know it's bad when the town drunk tells you you drink too much.
Posted by: HH at January 21, 2015 09:36 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:37 AM (twMaC)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 21, 2015 09:37 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 21, 2015 09:37 AM (ee9LE)
I'm thinking of that Simpsons episode when the big hollywood guys come to Springfield to shoot a movie, & the Mayor keeps coming up with "standing around taxes" & stuff like that until they finally pack up & leave.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 21, 2015 09:38 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)
My nephew's pack just got back from hiking Mount Ampersand near Lake Placid. Tat's one hell of a pack he belongs to.
And in the dead of winter, too. He's a chip off his ol' Uncle Citizen X's shoulder (sniff)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 21, 2015 09:38 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 21, 2015 09:39 AM (Wr23N)
Posted by: alexthechick - All Jazz Hands. All The Time. at January 21, 2015 09:14 AM (mf5HN)
We'll GoFundMe that shit.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 21, 2015 09:39 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:39 AM (twMaC)
Posted by: Fat Little Girl Chris Hayes at January 21, 2015 09:40 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 21, 2015 09:40 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: brak at January 21, 2015 09:40 AM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 21, 2015 09:41 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 21, 2015 09:41 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 21, 2015 09:41 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Pro tip: Use thermal imaging scope when winter hunting hobos.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 09:41 AM (oUkrT)
http://www.lakeplacid.com/do/hiking/ampersand-mountain
Posted by: Fat Little Girl Chris Hayes at January 21, 2015 09:41 AM (7ObY1)
Driving down to the pack meeting last nigh, my family and I started quoting "Skit-a-ma-rinky-dinky-dink" (don't ask me why- we're just weird and random like that).
So Little Tenthette declares, "*I* am Skit-a-ma-rinky-dinky-dink." (see also: weird and random).
Tenthette replies to Little Tenthette, "No, you would be Skit-a-ma-rinky-doo. Little Tenther would be dinky-dink."
We had a whole lot of "By the time I'm willing to explain why that's funny, you won't need me to explain it."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 09:42 AM (kff5f)
Yeah, but only certain members of the Horde can see it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 21, 2015 09:42 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 21, 2015 09:42 AM (7ObY1)
You muffin-ed that one.
Posted by: AllenG
It didn't rise to the occasion.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 09:43 AM (oUkrT)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 21, 2015 09:43 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:43 AM (twMaC)
http://youtu.be/F9rTkVlbTcQ
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:39 AM (twMaC)
Which is why I'm the Committee Chair, and not the Cub Master.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 09:43 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2015 09:44 AM (xq1UY)
According to ESPN, 11 of the 12 game balls were found to be underinflated by about 2 pounds each. The NFL specifications say they must be inflated to 12½ to 13½ pounds.
Posted by: Die Fledermaus at January 21, 2015 09:44 AM (e8kgV)
Looks beautiful. & Scenic. & it's not too far away.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 21, 2015 09:44 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Lady In Black at January 21, 2015 09:45 AM (6C3ns)
morning fappers
I see Cheeto of the House has invited Netanyahu to speak to a joint session of Congress
I guess the JEF isn't the only one who can troll
Posted by: ThunderB, Sick of It All at January 21, 2015 09:45 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:43 AM (twMaC)
I've always wondered if Baumwolle really came from tree sheep.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 21, 2015 09:45 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at January 21, 2015 09:45 AM (3ZtZW)
What's the current status of Bill Bellichick's deflated balls? Have they decided they were deliberately deflated?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 09:45 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: MTF at January 21, 2015 09:46 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: AllenG
This reminds me...a few years back, I was active in Kiwanis Club. Our local chapter had a tradition of saying the pledge of allegiance at the opening of every meeting followed by a brief rendition of the first couple verses of "My Country 'Tis of Thee."
One of our most animated and leading members was a WWII vet with two silver stars and a bronze star who had participated in the D-Day landing and the Battle of the Bulge, as part of the 4th ID I believe.
He sang louder than anyone else in the room and with such spirit, gave me chills every single time. No longer with us, I'm sad to say. A remarkable man all around.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 21, 2015 09:46 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 09:46 AM (oUkrT)
http://tinyurl.com/DontYouFinMove
Me no like.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 21, 2015 09:46 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at January 21, 2015 09:47 AM (3ZtZW)
Ampersand Mountain Trail:
Time in hours:
Family with Young Kids: 3.0 hours to summit
Experienced Hiker: 2.0 hours to summit
Out of Shape Hiker: 2.5 hours to summit
Not too bad at all.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 21, 2015 09:47 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sick of It All at January 21, 2015 09:47 AM (zOTsN)
Matt Drudge is my hero.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 09:47 AM (H8u6z)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:48 AM (twMaC)
Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at January 21, 2015 09:47 AM (3ZtZW)
It's toasted.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 09:48 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 21, 2015 09:48 AM (7ObY1)
*all the other teams in the league softly whistle & put a couple of pounds back in their own game balls*
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 21, 2015 09:48 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: NCKate at January 21, 2015 09:49 AM (EBMYe)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 21, 2015 09:49 AM (wtvvX)
That's the yeast of his problems.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 09:49 AM (H8u6z)
Immediate DQ and vacate the win. Colts get the honor of losing to the Seahawks.
I also think Bellichick should be suspended for a season, and the Pats should lose their first 4 draft picks.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 09:50 AM (kff5f)
Eli Manning doesn't like new balls so they take them out a week before, rough them up, blah blah blah
I had no idea but apparently a lot of teams have elaborate ball handling procedures geared to the QBs preferences. Like tar on a baseball. Some are just more flagrant than others. You still have to win the games
and I hate Belichik.. Hate
Posted by: ThunderB, Sick of It All at January 21, 2015 09:51 AM (zOTsN)
Manning has some elaborate ball tending himself. Lots of them do. And I
hate NE. Just goes to show that once you have a reputation for cheating
it never goes away
Posted by: ThunderB, Sick of It All at January 21, 2015 09:47 AM
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Posted by: huerfano at January 21, 2015 09:51 AM (bAGA/)
Posted by: @votermom at January 21, 2015 09:51 AM (2DQnC)
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 09:46 AM
Lies! Lies!
Posted by: Achmed the Yemeni Terrorist at January 21, 2015 09:51 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:52 AM (ftVQq)
Vanderbilt Professor Accused of Hate Speech For Criticizing Islam, "You Can't Say These Types of Things On a Campus That's Liberal"
The Professor is black, female and, reportedly, conservative.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 21, 2015 09:52 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: flounder at January 21, 2015 09:52 AM (FHh8u)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 21, 2015 09:53 AM (hLRSq)
I guess they were shocked to find gambling in the casino
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 21, 2015 09:53 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 21, 2015 09:52 AM (7ObY1)
FIFY
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:54 AM (ftVQq)
There's a fun demo you can do about socks: have a couple kids put on one cotton and one wool sock, spill about a cup of water on a concrete floor, and have them slide through it and then walk for a minute. They get the message real fast.
I carry a pair of ex-Australian Army wool pants in my spares bag. They are the itchiest wool ever milled and weigh about six pounds dry. When a kid comes to winter camp in jeans and no long johns, and then sits in the snow (and they always will), I have the solution to his problem. He's warm and active all weekend.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2015 09:54 AM (xq1UY)
Not like tar on a baseball. Tar on a baseball is against the rules. I'm sure putting honey (or something sticky) on a football would be illegal, too.
Most QBs don't like the brand new balls, so a lot of teams take them out early and rough them up. But that's why there are standards the teams have to meet- so that you can have a pretty good idea of how the ball is going to feel.
Moving from outside that standard is where the problem lies.
And as for the league providing the balls- I wouldn't have a problem with that, but I think right now they put down getting to provide your own game balls (tweaked, within the rules, how you like them) as part of "home field advantage."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 09:54 AM (kff5f)
Cmon its matzo bad
Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip
The yeast they could do is roll out some new material.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 09:55 AM (oUkrT)
Mohammedism is an evil death cult.
And, once again, the "Tolerant" Left proves that they are anything but tolerant.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 21, 2015 09:57 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 21, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)
I did a backpacking trip in snow with a synthetic sock, plastic bag, and wool sock layer under trail running shoes. Able to walk through snow and icy water with no problem. The wool sock insulated and dried quickly when wet, the plastic kept my foot dry and held warmth in, and the inner synthetic sock wicked moisture away and prevented blisters.
I was pretty amazed how well it worked. Much more comfortable than boots, too.
Posted by: brak at January 21, 2015 09:57 AM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2015 09:58 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 21, 2015 09:58 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 09:59 AM (twMaC)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2015 09:59 AM (ABcz/)
And he cheats even when he can win without it, just to do it. Ratfucker's got a mental disorder.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 21, 2015 09:59 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:59 AM (ftVQq)
Sounds appropriate. But then his head must be displayed on a pike on the London Bridge until such time as the crows have stripped it of its flesh.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 21, 2015 10:00 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 09:59 AM
Rye humor just not doing it for you this morning?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2015 10:01 AM (knoK7)
Good thing Obama isn't an adherent of the religion of pieces, can you imagine the damage he could do if he were!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 10:02 AM (ftVQq)
Sorry to hear they donut may you feel better!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2015 10:02 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 10:02 AM (twMaC)
ZOMG...Doesn't she know she's a traitor to her race and gender?
Posted by: The Progs at January 21, 2015 10:02 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 10:02 AM
They're certainly leaven no stone unturned.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2015 10:04 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2015 10:01 AM (knoK7)
I am not going to roll over and take that kind of remark without rising to the occasion!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 10:05 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 21, 2015 10:05 AM (zOTsN)
Well I eclair.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 10:06 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at January 21, 2015 10:06 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 21, 2015 10:06 AM (ZKzrr)
Well I eclair.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 10:06 AM (kff5f)
Now just wheat a minute.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2015 10:06 AM (2Ojst)
And the 2nd Amendment.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 10:06 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 21, 2015 10:07 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at January 21, 2015 10:07 AM (3ZtZW)
Well I eclair.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 10:06 AM
That chick's career is toast!
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at January 21, 2015 10:07 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 21, 2015 07:04 AM (c+gwp)
Brought back memories of doing the exact same thing with my mother in her 90s. She was so frail, but wanted to feel like she could help do something, so we folded socks, washcloths and hand towels fresh out of the dryer.
I miss her.....
Posted by: Jen the original at January 21, 2015 10:08 AM (kF3VB)
Well I eclair.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 10:06 AM (kff5f)
She just needs to turnover a new leaf and get with the liberal program!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 21, 2015 10:08 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Bigby's Kung Fu Grip at January 21, 2015 10:08 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 21, 2015 10:09 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 21, 2015 10:09 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2015 10:13 AM (ABcz/)
http://is.gd/XxPk8l
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 21, 2015 10:06 AM
Aaaand my head just exploded. I'll just sit here holding this mug of water and watching it boil.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2015 10:13 AM (knoK7)
540 Vanderbilt Professor Accused of Hate Speech For Criticizing Islam,
"You Can't Say These Types of Things On a Campus That's Liberal"
Well I eclair.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 21, 2015 10:06 AM (kff5f)
Maybe she can barley this into a new career.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 10:14 AM (H8u6z)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 10:14 AM (H8u6z)
She's certainly going to knead one.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2015 10:15 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 10:14 AM
She'll definitely knead the dough soon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2015 10:15 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 10:16 AM (H8u6z)
From my tweets:
Seeing clips of SOTU makes me understand why Boehner drinks so much.
Still don't think it's healthy for Biden to keep huffing NO2
According to Obama, the economy is booming so much that government has to provide me everything for free because I'm so prosperous.
Obama & the Dems are clear: working hard and saving for the future is for suckers.
Posted by: @votermom at January 21, 2015 10:16 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2015 10:16 AM (ABcz/)
>>She's certainly going to knead one. A woman sconed...Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2015 10:16 AM (ABcz/)
No floury rhetoric from this tart.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 10:17 AM (H8u6z)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 21, 2015 10:18 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 10:14 AM (H8u6z)
She's certainly going to knead one.
This thread is definitely stale. If it goes on any longer it's gonna get moldy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 10:19 AM (oUkrT)
Yup.
Ain't no justice in this world.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 21, 2015 10:19 AM (ZKzrr)
>>She's certainly going to knead one.A woman sconed...Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2015 10:16 AM (ABcz/)
Hopefully she can bake something positive out of this.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 10:19 AM (H8u6z)
She'll have to pumpernickels from under sofa cushions to make ends meet.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2015 10:19 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 10:14 AM (H8u6z)
She's certainly going to knead one.
This thread is definitely stale. If it goes on any longer it's gonna get moldy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2015 10:19 AM (oUkrT)
Don't be so crusty. Just roll with it.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2015 10:19 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 21, 2015 10:21 AM (WuBo6)
"Iran, Syria and Hezbollah are working on establishing a resistant society in the Golan Heights", claimed a Lebanese MP during a radio interview on Tuesday.
According to Lebanon's Daily Star, the MP Walid Sukkarieh went on to say that the goal of this resistant society was to prevent Israel from normalizing relations with locals in the mountainous border region, adding that doing so is "a great responsibility for the axis of resistance."
sure
lets lift sanctions
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 21, 2015 10:21 AM (zOTsN)
bit.ly/15yDwxy
Posted by: MTF at January 21, 2015 10:22 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 10:23 AM (twMaC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 21, 2015 10:24 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2015 10:24 AM (go5uR)
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator
One plausible reason would be for room to maneuver, given that Russia is weighing in. But what he's doing here is partly out of spite, and partly to leave them be. Bush wanted Iraq to be stable, as free as possible, and allied to the West. It was to be the stable, countervaling force that Iran was befrore the Shah fell.This was no different from seeking better relations with Egypt and maintaining close ties with Israel.
This asshole sees Iran doing that. it will dominate, and threaten israel, which he hates.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 21, 2015 10:24 AM (Spluw)
563 Maybe she can barley this into a new career.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 10:14 AM (H8u6z)
She's certainly going to knead one.
She won't have time to loaf - she'll have just enough time to powder her doughs and get back at it. Maybe she could speak at the next Republican convection.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 10:24 AM (h4UbF)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 21, 2015 10:19 AM
Maybe a nice puff paste in the local paper will help her image.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2015 10:24 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2015 10:24 AM (twMaC)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 21, 2015 10:25 AM (ABcz/)
The reported Israeli strike on the Syrian side of the Golan Heights on Sunday, in which an Iranian general and several leading Hezbollah figures were killed, targeteda Hezbollah projectto establish missile bases in the area from which to strike at Israel, an Israeli TV report said Tuesday night
perfect time to ease Iran sanctions
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 21, 2015 10:25 AM (zOTsN)
Pine tar on bats would be a better analogy. You can use it, but only to a certain point (ask George Brett).
Of course there have been countless incidents of game balls at all levels of baseball being doctored, either by the pitcher, or by teams that store them in a freezers, in humidity, in high heat, etc.
What advantages they give, I do not know. It's a cat and mouse game sometimes, and as long as there have been organized sports there has always been a mentality that it's only cheating if you get caught. I can understand that, again, up to a point.
In the end, the under-inflated balls thing is such a silly matter, precisely because this game was so outrageously beyond that nonsense. At this point, it's all about Pats haters, hating on the Pats.
Which I can accept. I mean, if this was the Giants, I'd be calling for Eli (Chelsea) Manning to be castrated. That is, if he had any balls in the first place. Which he doesn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2015 10:30 AM (TOk1P)
Know what they call the manual manipulation of rising bread dough?
"Punching Down."
___________________
OK that's it from here, see you upstairs maybe, and at least
nobody talked about pinching a loaf.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2015 10:31 AM (xq1UY)
I hope everyone is doing well and may you have a fantastic day.
I know you all hate Obama, but you have to admit things are better off than in 2008.
Instead of trashing Obama, why not come up with better ideas that can win over voters.
In the midterms that just passed, many Republican candidates ran positive campaigns and they won.
So far for the upcoming Presidential campaign, i see nothing but negativity from Republicans
Many Republicans are talking about social issues which is a turn off or racial crap.
Why not run on uniting Americans and making this a better place for all.
Posted by: Don't worry, be Happy! at January 21, 2015 10:44 AM (BptyK)
Troll!
BTW: I only hear positive ideas from the people you accuse of negativity.
Posted by: matthewjohn at January 21, 2015 11:09 AM (7pEow)
Posted by: steve walsh at January 21, 2015 01:29 PM (LQG70)
Clinic think President Obama should disqualify that Patriarts Football team from that Super Bowl Thing. They probably will try to cheat the Quarterback of Colora on the SeattleSeehawks team from winning the Suprabowl. This all came about because Bush depises persons of color (Katrinna and New Orleens) and wants to put down Persons of color and persons of some color.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 21, 2015 02:18 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Tina at January 21, 2015 09:36 PM (tVZpq)
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