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Overnight Open Thread (20 Dec 2014)
Everyone complains about the quality of 'the new guys.' Don't. The screw-ups of this modern generation are head and shoulders above the 'high-medium' of any past group. Including mine. So much of 'The scum of the earth, enlisted for drink.' This is 'The Greatest Generation' of soldiers. They may never be equalled.
White Christmas
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 10:05 PM (T1005)
Posted by: CDR M at December 20, 2014 10:06 PM (93D1V)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:06 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 20, 2014 10:07 PM (FlRtG)
I did not know that pocket squares were so involved ...
Posted by: Arbalest at December 20, 2014 10:07 PM (FlRtG)
You should see the pocket hippies.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 10:08 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Artuer Bent at December 20, 2014 10:09 PM (jQHeB)
-Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 10:08 PM (T1005)
*rimshot*
...*groan.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:09 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2014 10:10 PM (4IFRz)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:10 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 20, 2014 10:10 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Alana at December 20, 2014 10:10 PM (w9bc4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2014 10:10 PM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: --- at December 20, 2014 10:10 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2014 10:10 PM (lBkn1)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 20, 2014 10:11 PM (KAmzK)
Today is a day why I love it here but can't leave! I've been going to make something to eat for last two plus hours.
Enjoy ONT!
Merry Christmas everyone!
Might BBL.
Posted by: Carol at December 20, 2014 10:11 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2014 10:11 PM (Ua6T/)
Ain't nothin' like an ONT from the warmth and comfort of the recliner, in a warm house on a chilly night.
If I had a fireplace, it'd be the perfect time to add another log to the fire.
But then, I don't wanna be accused of being in the LIB crowd, either.
Speaking of? "Let" it burn...... looking at NYC, there might not be much "let", to it. More like it's gonna be damn near impossible to stop.
Especially when a crowd of political arsonists serve as Mayor, Commissioner and Quasi-official loudmouth (Sharpton).
They're more in the MAKE it burn camp, and they're playing with gasoline, matches and malice.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2014 10:11 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2014 10:12 PM (jTQ9M)
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Carol at December 20, 2014 10:12 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2014 10:12 PM (ABcz/)
100
So, since 10 am I've been exiled to my lair while the fiancee, her
sister, and her sister's partner have been making candy in the main part
of the house. At my suggestion, the fiancee made some arrangements to
get dinner.
So, they want something quick -- and there's a
Chinese restaurant right around the corner from our house that's very
fast. They go to our bin of local menus, figure out what they want and
call it in. Then the sister drives to the place around the corner
and.....nothing there. The fiancee had picked a random Chinese
restaurant menu out of the bin (there are probably four in there) and
called the order in to that one.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 09:27 PM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 10:12 PM (T1005)
Another year in the books.
Tonight was part 1 of my daughters' Winter Recital. Last four years there's been a "Dad Dance". Typically silly and goofy and funny. I posted the link to the vid of the one I did last year a long while back.
This year's theme was Superheroes.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 20, 2014 10:13 PM (GEICT)
Apparently, a few Russian bank robbers were blown up when lightning struck their car as they made their high speed getaway. I don't know. I'm thinking someone dropped a live grenade or something.
A "Holy Hand Grenade". They robbed a church.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2014 10:13 PM (SgnWh)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2014 10:10 PM (wr4LJ)
Taste like chicken
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2014 10:14 PM (jTQ9M)
Posted by: --- at December 20, 2014 10:14 PM (MMC8r)
They're more in the MAKE it burn camp, and they're playing with gasoline, matches and malice.
Jim
Posted by: Jim
If you think we have choice between LIB and MIB, buddy, have a seat.
P.S. No need to sign your name twice. We see it. Not confusing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2014 10:14 PM (wr4LJ)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2014 10:10 PM (wr4LJ)
They'll shit in your potted plants and just look at you.
I find that a touch disconcerting.
Posted by: Bernard Goetz at December 20, 2014 10:15 PM (16bOT)
I don't care that there's a z in middle of his name by mistake.
As some in NYPD have said tonight, people earn respect & he's done nothing to earn theirs, nor mine.
Posted by: Carol at December 20, 2014 10:15 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:16 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: mpfs at December 20, 2014 10:16 PM (si/E8)
LOL on the cats in Christmas trees.
Our two senior indoor kitteh girls love the tree so much. They fight over prime napping places under the tree.
The 13 year old grabbed a piece of decorative ribbon off the tree and ran with it. I took it back and she went right back for the same piece of ribbon.
Kittehs love Christmas too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:16 PM (FsuaD)
I'm inclined to think the pol probably had his twitter account managed
by staff, and someone probably followed the porn star when they thought
they were logged into their own account.
Posted by: --- at December 20, 2014 10:14 PM (MMC8r)
Of course!
Posted by: A Weiner at December 20, 2014 10:16 PM (fBxC6)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Taste like chicken
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Culinary adventures aside...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2014 10:16 PM (wr4LJ)
Pocket squares? They called them handkerchiefs back in the day. And if it's just a decoration, why not simply sew a strip of white linen onto the edge of the jacket pocket and be done with it?
I am damned happy that the nature of my work is such that I don't have to wear a monkey suit every day. You know, even when I go downtown, to meet the play geologist in the oil company's office, most of the staff in there are dressed casual.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2014 10:17 PM (gvtTX)
30
Sock failure, damnit.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:16 PM (16bOT)
*raises eyebrow*
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 10:17 PM (T1005)
Posted by: @votermom at December 20, 2014 10:17 PM (cbfNE)
-----------------
And in one episode, they pulled the GPS of the car belonging to the body of the week.
Posted by: junior at December 20, 2014 10:17 PM (N+HLW)
A little
Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2014 10:11 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 20, 2014 10:17 PM (sEUh+)
-Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 10:17 PM (T1005)
Remnants of the "enough-is-enough" from the previous thread.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:19 PM (16bOT)
No, Scottie dogs (belonging to NYC Progs who visit my m-i-l) and pee and poop in the living room for years, are assholes.
And everytime any member of the family says, "Please, for G-d's sake, don't bring your pissing, pooping, in-bred dog for Christmas" we're met with, "He's a purebred. He's stressed when he visits."
True story.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:19 PM (FsuaD)
Reality check time.
After the ignominious final departure of the USA from South Vietnam, and after the North Vietnamese had rolled triumphantly into Saigon, a decent interval was allowed to elapse before Americans began to haltingly communicate with the Northern victors.
One of those Americans, Army colonel Harry Summers (whose book _On Strategy_ should be required reading), while on a visit to Hanoi, said "You never defeated us on the battlefield."
His North Vietnamese counterpart pondered and then said, "That may be so, but it is also irrelevant."
The highly tuned combat skills of American forces today are every bit as irrelevant.
Those forces were committed, and fought, in the context of a strategic doctrine which was horribly unrealistic from the start.
A strategic doctrine predicated on ludicrous ideas such as the one that "Islam is a religion of peace", and that countries such as Pakistan and Saudi Arabia, decades-long tap roots of Islamic terror, could become trusted allies in the "War On Terror".
If the strategy is ruinously inept, even the most brilliant tactical successes will be short-lived in effect.
Afghanistan is reverting to something just as bad as it was before Americans arrived. Iraq is turning into something even worse.
So while today's US forces are excellent combatants man for man, that and five bucks will get you a decaf soy grande mocha latte in a yuppie coffee bar. It's irrelevant.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 20, 2014 10:19 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2014 10:20 PM (AbfZY)
Posted by: zeera at December 20, 2014 10:21 PM (byDue)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 20, 2014 10:21 PM (I0XkK)
And everytime any member of the family says, "Please, for G-d's sake, don't bring your pissing, pooping, in-bred dog for Christmas" we're met with, "He's a purebred. He's stressed when he visits."
True story."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:19 PM (FsuaD)
Your object and subject have been reversed.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:21 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2014 10:20 PM (AbfZY)
And the perp was malmohammed?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2014 10:21 PM (gvtTX)
Posted by: John McCain at December 20, 2014 10:22 PM (8LTOS)
"Don't blame a movement for the actions of one man", say the people who blame every gun death in America on the NRA.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 10:22 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2014 10:20 PM (AbfZY)
they've had bombing in Malmo for the last few months
RoP events
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 20, 2014 10:22 PM (sEUh+)
22 *snicker*
Did it turn out to be somehow your fault they ordered off the wrong menu?
Posted by: @votermom at December 20, 2014 10:17 PM (cbfNE)
Not that I know of -- but the first instinct was to ask me where the place was, without showing me the menu they ordered from.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 10:23 PM (T1005)
I haven't made it before. I'll report back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:23 PM (FsuaD)
that I don't have to wear a monkey suit every day. You know, even when I
go downtown, to meet the play geologist in the oil company's office,
most of the staff in there are dressed casual.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2014 10:17 PM (gvtTX)
I put my monkey suit on for the company Christmas party and then decided to hell with it, there's no one there I'm trying to impress anyway so I wore slacks and a button up shirt instead. Glad I did.
Posted by: GGE Still Lives With His Kids at December 20, 2014 10:23 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2014 10:23 PM (jTQ9M)
Evening Horde. Did the Revolution start today?
Posted by: ALH at December 20, 2014 10:23 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: mpfs at December 20, 2014 10:24 PM (si/E8)
But your fixation on my sig? Shut up, sit down, fcuk off sidewise with the proverbial barbed wire wrapped pineapple.
I don't tell you how to do yours. You don't tell me how to do mine. And when you do, I'll tell you to fcuk yourself, each and every time.
Do you need me to tell you THAT, twice? No? Good.
Now, shuddup and drink that beer I just poured through the USB.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2014 10:24 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2014 10:24 PM (rwgSb)
"So, Mayor, all of your security detail have a terrible case of the flu this week, and we don't have enough officers to fill in. You're armed and trained, right? No???"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:26 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: --- at December 20, 2014 10:26 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: ALH at December 20, 2014 10:23 PM (btTLZ)
May have, time will tell.
Off pathetic sock!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 20, 2014 10:26 PM (6fyGz)
Short version, when your leaders are traitorous Commie Quisling scum, it doesn't matter how skilled your troops are!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 20, 2014 10:26 PM (fL/7/)
-Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
-Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2014 10:24 PM (RzZOc)
Agreed. And "X" gets the square.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:26 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2014 10:26 PM (jTQ9M)
Posted by: --- at December 20, 2014 10:27 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: mpfs at December 20, 2014 10:27 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 20, 2014 10:27 PM (6fyGz)
I can waer Carhartts even tho I work on Financial Systems
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 20, 2014 10:28 PM (sEUh+)
At other sites I've seen commenters' have their names and other info automatically posted at comment ends even though they're signed in and have a "byline/name line" from the site, or whatever it's actually called.
I assume they're using phones or pads.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2014 10:28 PM (AbfZY)
Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2014 10:28 PM (rwgSb)
Website GotNews has killer's criminal history & may have timing of posts today.
I have to go eat.
Posted by: Carol at December 20, 2014 10:28 PM (sj3Ax)
http://tinyurl.com/lf8de7o
Posted by: Null at December 20, 2014 10:28 PM (xjpRj)
They even cover it in lovely toys for us to play with.
We have trained our humans well.
Posted by: Cats at December 20, 2014 10:28 PM (HQvyD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 10:28 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: GGE Still Lives With His Kids at December 20, 2014 10:23 PM (6fyGz)
You don't love me anymore!
Posted by: GGE's kilt at December 20, 2014 10:28 PM (Zn5qW)
Posted by: tbodie at December 20, 2014 10:29 PM (3UF8d)
Posted by: @votermom at December 20, 2014 10:29 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2014 10:29 PM (AbfZY)
Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2014 10:24 PM (rwgSb)
Or glue a fringe of white linen to the grip of a little .380 pistol.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2014 10:29 PM (gvtTX)
I can waer Carhartts even tho I work on Financial Systems
I'd sweat too.
(sorry. couldn't pass it up)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2014 10:29 PM (SgnWh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
Even if you did we wouldn't believe you Mr. Hammer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2014 10:30 PM (jTQ9M)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2014 10:30 PM (AbfZY)
Caturday PhotoShop--one of the rarer North American cryptids, the lake monster--
http://tinyurl.com/lf8de7o
That's a purrty pussy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:30 PM (FsuaD)
22 *snicker*
Did it turn out to be somehow your fault they ordered off the wrong menu?
Posted by: @votermom at December 20, 2014 10:17 PM (cbfNE)
Oh, boy.....the candy-making party is currently whoopin'-and-a-hollerin' like they're gettin' ready for the number six dance.....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 10:30 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Jmel at December 20, 2014 10:31 PM (cfFqn)
Posted by: GGE's kilt at December 20, 2014 10:28 PM (Zn5qW)
Not true! I took you out of the closet first...but it was cold that night...there was a fire...I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money
for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend
came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake.
A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 20, 2014 10:31 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2014 10:32 PM (4IFRz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:32 PM (FsuaD)
This year's theme was Superheroes."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 20, 2014 10:13 PM (GEICT)
*HAH!* I hope it was as silly and cool as a Dad could hope!
P.S.: What happened with the baseball thread? I'm going to say that...
"You wanted more time to reflect the facts and changing dimensions amongst a fast-paced off-season".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:33 PM (16bOT)
Jewish haberdashers ran in the family. My pop pop was always immaculate.
Posted by: mpfs at December 20, 2014 10:33 PM (si/E8)
Jewish haberdashers ran in the family. My pop pop was always immaculate.
Posted by: mpfs at December 20, 2014 10:33 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 20, 2014 10:33 PM (sEUh+)
Posted by: mpfs at December 20, 2014 10:33 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:33 PM (mx5oN)
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Our dog is a purebred, and has never pooped or peed inside when staying with others...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 10:34 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 10:30 PM (T1005)
--
Such female mysteries are forbidden from the eyes of man. Best bar yourself in your lair until sunrise.
Posted by: @votermom at December 20, 2014 10:35 PM (cbfNE)
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:32 PM (FsuaD)
I do.
...and I'm not a fan.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:35 PM (16bOT)
"He's a purebred. He's stressed when he visits."
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Our dog is a purebred, and has never pooped or peed inside when staying with others...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 10:34 PM (l1zOH)
Some dogs are purer than others....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 10:35 PM (T1005)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 20, 2014 10:35 PM (eLjug)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:32 PM (FsuaD)
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Oh yeah she would. ...And in an efficient, succinct manner, with brevity of motion.
I love Judge Jeannine.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2014 10:35 PM (HQvyD)
Hey Al, you can't put the shit back into the horse
Posted by: kbdabear at December 20, 2014 10:35 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:32 PM (FsuaD)
*raises hand*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:35 PM (mx5oN)
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Its amazing what a skilled tailor can do with the skin of enough gentile children.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2014 10:35 PM (4IFRz)
okay, I have a dilemma
I am out of beer, and I have this bottle of "Gewurztraminer" that has been sitting on my shelf for a long time, it was a gift a while back
should I get more beer, or should I open this wine?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 20, 2014 10:36 PM (9GG/0)
-Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:33 PM (mx5oN)
*hic*
'Sup?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:36 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:36 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 20, 2014 10:36 PM (eLjug)
I do.
...and I'm not a fan.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:35 PM (16bOT)
She could slap me silly with Her boobehs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2014 10:37 PM (jTQ9M)
She's been really good for him, since he met her he's been trying hard in school and his grades have shown it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 20, 2014 10:37 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: cthulhu
--------------
Her registered name is "The Duchess Sophia", so.., yeah.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 10:37 PM (l1zOH)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/546339263382831106
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/546339828833734656
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/546340238646591488
Posted by: kbdabear at December 20, 2014 10:37 PM (GrXXa)
okay, I have a dilemma
I am out of beer, and I have this bottle of "Gewurztraminer" that has been sitting on my shelf for a long time, it was a gift a while back
should I get more beer, or should I open this wine?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 20, 2014 10:36 PM (9GG/0)
Gewürztraminer is typically served chilled, so throw it in the fridge and go buy more beer while it gets cold.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:37 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: mpfs at December 20, 2014 10:37 PM (si/E8)
hi all
okay, I have a dilemma
I am out of beer, and I have this
bottle of "Gewurztraminer" that has been sitting on my shelf for a long
time, it was a gift a while back
should I get more beer, or should I open this wine?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 20, 2014 10:36 PM (9GG/0)
Get moar beer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:37 PM (FsuaD)
Doesn't sound promising, but why not open it and see whether it's worth drinking? What the heck else would you do with it?
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:37 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 20, 2014 10:37 PM (9GG/0)
What's the worst that could happen, after all?
Posted by: @votermom at December 20, 2014 10:38 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 20, 2014 10:38 PM (GrXXa)
-Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:33 PM (mx5oN)
*hic*
'Sup?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:36 PM (16bOT)
Mostly chillin'.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:38 PM (mx5oN)
Seeing as Bill deBlasio's real name is Bill Wilhelm, NYC cops ought to all start practicing to whistle this tune, and whistle it every time they come near him. Drive him nuts, it would. Not that it would be a long trip.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2014 10:38 PM (gvtTX)
-Posted by: chemjeff at December 20, 2014 10:36 PM (9GG/0)
If it does not endanger other drivers, I advocate for beer each-and-every time.
All I Want is Moar Beer!
-More Beer!!!
...The Political Hat will be along with the corresponding video shortly.
...can I get you another beer?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:39 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: GGE
--------------------------
The great thing about that is success and progress inspire more of the same.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 10:39 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 20, 2014 10:39 PM (9GG/0)
Asians will put up with a lot of shit. But they want law and fucking order.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 10:39 PM (ZPrif)
Just have 1 question: as we know, every time one of these so-called Muslim fanatics decides to off someone, the remaining excuse - after we are all warned not to judge him based on his religion - is. "he's nuts."
After a while, in a sane world. the conclusion should naturally evolve to, "obviously Islam makes you nuts." Shouldn't it?
Posted by: Marybeth at December 20, 2014 10:39 PM (wRSX+)
But your fixation on my sig? Shut up, sit down, fcuk off sidewise with the proverbial barbed wire wrapped pineapple.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Heh!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2014 10:40 PM (wr4LJ)
Doesn't sound promising, but why not open it and see whether it's worth drinking? What the heck else would you do with it?
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:37 PM (qyomX)
Gewurztraminer is good stuff, but you drink it cold. It's a great wine to have with Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:40 PM (mx5oN)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/546417200836644865
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/546417736847740929
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/546418605953658881
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/546419025363079168
Posted by: kbdabear at December 20, 2014 10:40 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: zeera at December 20, 2014 10:40 PM (byDue)
hi all
okay, I have a dilemma
I am out of beer, and I have this
bottle of "Gewurztraminer" that has been sitting on my shelf for a long
time, it was a gift a while back
should I get more beer, or should I open this wine?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 20, 2014 10:36 PM (9GG/0)
Both.
Gewurz should be a relatively young drink that is somewhat "spicy" -- thus, it frequently gets used to accompany odd things, like Chinese food. When wines age, they generally get "mellower". You should get some backup beer and pop the cork on your Gewurz (possibly chilled).
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 10:40 PM (T1005)
-Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:38 PM (mx5oN)
Good for you, brother! That last thread started getting a tad choppy, vindictive and 'splodey.
Welcome aboard.
Can I get you a beverage?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:40 PM (16bOT)
He has to go to funerals where he is a co-conspirator in the very narrative that led to the murder of the deceased?
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:40 PM (qyomX)
After a while, in a sane world. the conclusion should naturally evolve to, "obviously Islam makes you nuts." Shouldn't it?
Posted by: Marybeth at December 20, 2014 10:39 PM (wRSX+)
You make too much sense. You need to drink more.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:40 PM (FsuaD)
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We prefer to call them "eggs" in the making of a wonderful omelet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2014 10:41 PM (4IFRz)
Long time ago I wore the uniform with great pride.
Right on the very tip of the pointy end.
Never had an iota of doubt about the mission or the way we performed it.
Looking at these young troops serving today,I feel humbled by them.
Never saw better, and the constant betrayal and misuse breaks my heart.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 20, 2014 10:41 PM (jeCnD)
-Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:38 PM (mx5oN)
Good for you, brother! That last thread started getting a tad choppy, vindictive and 'splodey.
Welcome aboard.
Can I get you a beverage?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:40 PM (16bOT)
Much obliged. Whatcha got?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:41 PM (mx5oN)
I'm aware. But it is not hardy stuff, so a shelf is not a happy home for it.
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:41 PM (qyomX)
Given that I've been with the same lass now for nearly 9 years, I've accumulated too much in the way of "stuff", (tools, lake-bottom guns, gear, etc.) to load back onto anything less than Trump's yacht. So, another liveaboard yacht is a low probability at this point. But, something in the mid 20 ft range, a weekender, is a distinct possibility.
Unless I buy a winning lotto ticket. Might help if I bought one in the first place, right?
Hurricane Ike ate the boat (hence the "Sunk") in the sig. Which is formatted thus, as it appears on all my standard correspondence, but with my last name thereon.
Which sig looks like dog's ass when strung out in a horizontal, single line "auto sig" in this here commenting feature.
Also which, shouldn't irritate nor offend anyone of normal sensitivities, maturity, self-confidence and self-worth, good humor, cheer and just general Moron sensibility.
And if it does? Refer to paragraph immediately preceding this one. As well as my post #57 in this thread.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2014 10:42 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: mpfs at December 20, 2014 10:42 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 10:42 PM (ZPrif)
--
GMTA
I just tweeted this
Gee, Democrats, ever stop to wonder why your ideology attracts deranged violent criminals?
##BlueLivesMatter
Posted by: @votermom at December 20, 2014 10:43 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: otho at December 20, 2014 10:43 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 10:42 PM (ZPrif)
"Maybe I should just play basketball?"
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:43 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Marybeth at December 20, 2014 10:39 PM (wRSX+)
Or else islam is especially appealing to nuts, because it validates their delsuions. Cart, horse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2014 10:43 PM (gvtTX)
You make too much sense. You need to drink more.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:40 PM (FsuaD)
Jane! Hugs, girlfriend, and Merry Christmas to you and yours!
If I could drink more at this very minute, I would. Too much work to get done before our kids arrive for Christmas.
Starting the eve of Christmas eve, however, all bets are off.
Posted by: Marybeth at December 20, 2014 10:44 PM (wRSX+)
So, is LeBron gonna wear any new message on his shirt now?
Seeing as how the two officers were having lunch just before being murdered, "Sandwiches up! Don't shoot!"
And I'd denounce myself, except I'm so pissed off at NYC's commie mayor and the fools who elected his sorry ass.
God bless those officers and their families.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:45 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: --- at December 20, 2014 10:45 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 10:45 PM (l1zOH)
Don't give that turd traffic.
Plenty of reputable sites you can go to to get that info.
Posted by: Y-not at December 20, 2014 10:45 PM (9BRsg)
In spite of smug elitists who smirk that today's soldier is "someone too poor or too stupid to get into college", they can and do pick the best and refuse the dregs
In a draft, they take everybody who isn't an obvious psychopath or physically unable
Posted by: kbdabear at December 20, 2014 10:46 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Mustbequantum at December 20, 2014 10:47 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: @votermom at December 20, 2014 10:47 PM (cbfNE)
104 chemjeff at December 20, 2014 10:36 PM
okay, I have a dilemma
I am out of beer,
This is a mistake on your part, not a dilemma.
should I get more beer, or should I open this wine?
Yes. By the time you finish guzzling the wine, you will need cold beer ... so you might need ice, to rapidly chill your new beer.
Always plan for emergencies.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 20, 2014 10:47 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: mpfs at December 20, 2014 10:42 PM (si/E
This is what former NY Governor Pataki tweeted earlier:
Sickened by these barbaric acts, which sadly are a predictable outcome of divisive anti-cop rhetoric of #ericholder & #mayordeblasio. #NYPD
Posted by: Thrawn at December 20, 2014 10:47 PM (Oo0Xc)
The car hits another car coming the other way.
If you pause the video you can see it.
No 'lightning.'
Posted by: --- at December 20, 2014 10:47 PM (MMC8r)
-Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:41 PM (mx5oN)
-Budweiser, (on-tap)
-Stolichnaya Vodka
-Bushmills
-Various Great Lakes Ales and Stouts, (bottle)
-Busch, (cans)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:47 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 10:45 PM
Yeah, even igniting the gas tank wouldn't do that kind of demolition, surely? But, what kind of device/explosive would produce that kind of flash?
Posted by: otho at December 20, 2014 10:48 PM (tBSrv)
One reason that our troops are as good as or better than in the past is that we have a volunteer military rather than a draft
In spite of smug elitists who smirk that today's soldier is "someone
too poor or too stupid to get into college", they can and do pick the
best and refuse the dregs
In a draft, they take everybody who isn't an obvious psychopath or physically unable
Posted by: kbdabear at December 20, 2014 10:46 PM (GrXXa)
THIS^^^^
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:48 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 20, 2014 10:48 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 20, 2014 10:49 PM (fBxC6)
That sucks. I hope his complaints are heard all the way up to the mayor's office.
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:49 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: mpfs at December 20, 2014 10:49 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: otho at December 20, 2014 10:49 PM (tBSrv)
I did not know that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:49 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Mustbequantum at December 20, 2014 10:47 PM (MIKMs)
Sins. Of. The. Fathers.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2014 10:49 PM (jTQ9M)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:45 PM (FsuaD)
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Those cops were little people with worthless lives who could be sacrificed for a more important political end or something.
* spit*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2014 10:49 PM (4IFRz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2014 10:49 PM (jTQ9M)
Oh, that is good.
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:50 PM (qyomX)
Stripper's panties.
Posted by: --- at December 20, 2014 10:45 PM (MMC8r)
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I actually used a pair of frilly panties (yes, mine) as a pocket square on civilian clothes day. And, of course, whipped them out without thinking when I sneezed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 20, 2014 10:50 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 20, 2014 10:51 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 20, 2014 10:36 PM (9GG/0)
is better when chilled, which is gunna take a while
get more beer
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 20, 2014 10:51 PM (sEUh+)
And the Mall of America shut down today as protesters did their "I can't breathe" routine.
The mall should have handed out emergency plastic bags for the protesters to put over their heads.
That would have helped. *whistles* *ambles off*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:51 PM (FsuaD)
Normally I'm not in favor of cops striking, but I think the police of NYC should strike. Let the people know what it is like without them. Since Mayor DeeBlazeeoh is a bit union guy, I'm sure he'd be supportive.
I feel really bad for the families of the police right now. If the people don't tell DeBlazeeoh and his ilk to shut the hell up then, NYC doesn't deserve protection.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2014 10:51 PM (2pq7O)
-Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:43 PM (qyomX)
Nicely played.
+2
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:51 PM (16bOT)
-Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:41 PM (mx5oN)
-Budweiser, (on-tap)
-Stolichnaya Vodka
-Bushmills
-Various Great Lakes Ales and Stouts, (bottle)
-Busch, (cans)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:47 PM (16bOT)
Decisions decisions! I'll take a bottle of your finest Ale, please.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:52 PM (mx5oN)
I did not know that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:49 PM (FsuaD)
What better paradise for socialist honeymooners? Whoo-Hoo!
These are some sick f**ks
Posted by: Marybeth at December 20, 2014 10:52 PM (wRSX+)
Also, I see that we're back to being on port 1080 for some reason.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2014 10:53 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:53 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: ALH at December 20, 2014 10:53 PM (btTLZ)
If you pause the video you can see it.
No 'lightning.'
Posted by: --- at December 20, 2014 10:47 PM (MMC8r)
Agreed. If the car had been struck by lightning, there would have been an intense blue-white flash, if the image sensor of the video cam wasn't outright burned out. I saw the orange flash of a fuel explosion. Or maybe the cops fired a rocket into the fleeing car. It's Russia, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2014 10:53 PM (gvtTX)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2014 10:53 PM (nL0sw)
formatted thus, as it appears on all my standard correspondence, but
with my last name thereon.
I remember reading the after-action report and seeing the pictures, and was saddened when "sloop" turned into "sunk".
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 20, 2014 10:53 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 20, 2014 10:54 PM (e8kgV)
Every. Single. Thing. our son put on his Wish List was gun related.
Heheheheheheheh. He told me today he knew it would drive them all crazy. The boy takes after me after all!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:55 PM (FsuaD)
http://youtu.be/s74okHB35LE
They should've given him the third finger salute, too.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2014 10:55 PM (HQvyD)
How does that even work?
Posted by: Splunge at December
Turkey baster
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2014 10:55 PM (jTQ9M)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2014 10:53 PM (nL0sw)
********
Ummm.... I'm not seeing any port 1080 at this time.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 20, 2014 10:55 PM (z2f1n)
-Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:52 PM (mx5oN)
In the spirit of the Season, a Christmas Ale seems appropriate.
*pours through USB port*
...the only other was a "Rally-Drum" Red Ale and it reminded me too much of The Barrel.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:55 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:53 PM (qyomX)
Oh, it's possible.
Posted by: Hill-dawg Clinton at December 20, 2014 10:55 PM (Oo0Xc)
Have we heard from our friends in the @NBA yet about the execution of NY cops? Will we see their courageous activism now?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 10:55 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 20, 2014 10:54 PM (e8kgV)
I had a schadenboner until I saw he was a 17 year old kid. If Rahmbo ever gets mugged though I'll have one for days.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:56 PM (mx5oN)
175 164 Mayor DiCommio and his lesbian wife
How does that even work?
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:53 PM (qyomX)
Ask him. He claims he "won her over." Now she's bi...or whatever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:56 PM (FsuaD)
How does that even work?
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:53 PM (qyomX)
I'll let Hillary and Huma explain that one.
Posted by: Slick Willy at December 20, 2014 10:56 PM (nL0sw)
-Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:52 PM (mx5oN)
In the spirit of the Season, a Christmas Ale seems appropriate.
*pours through USB port*
...the only other was a "Rally-Drum" Red Ale and it reminded me too much of The Barrel.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:55 PM (16bOT)
Delightful, thank you good sir!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:57 PM (mx5oN)
as a pocket square on civilian clothes day. And, of course, whipped
them out without thinking when I sneezed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 20, 2014 10:50 PM (KH1sk)
I'll bet that got a look or two.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 20, 2014 10:57 PM (6fyGz)
Today, downtown. Featured at opening of 10 pm news, ABC affiliate, channel 13.
http://tinyurl.com/q2knsv4
Texas. It's a feature, not a bug.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2014 10:57 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2014 10:57 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 20, 2014 10:57 PM (syGA0)
-Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:57 PM (mx5oN)
In-DEED!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:58 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: otho
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What you are seeing is likely the reaction of the camera, which is different than the human eye.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 10:58 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Hill-dawg Clinton at December 20, 2014 10:55 PM (Oo0Xc)
you fickin cint
Posted by: Huma at December 20, 2014 10:58 PM (sEUh+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:56 PM (FsuaD)
It's not a marriage; it's a political partnership, just like Hill and Bill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2014 10:58 PM (gvtTX)
Every. Single. Thing. our son put on his Wish List was gun related.
Heheheheheheheh. He told me today he knew it would drive them all crazy. The boy takes after me after all!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:55 PM (FsuaD)
That is all teh awesome.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 10:58 PM (mx5oN)
Heheheheheheheh. He told me today he knew it would drive them all crazy. The boy takes after me after all!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:55 PM (FsuaD)
Did he ask for one of those shoulder things that go up? Every EBR needs one of those.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 20, 2014 10:58 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 10:59 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2014 10:59 PM (4IFRz)
http://tinyurl.com/ns9n766
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 11:00 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2014 11:00 PM (lBkn1)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at December 20, 2014 11:00 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 20, 2014 11:01 PM (jeCnD)
hardwoods here, but mrs c. had the crotch jungle/70's bush going on....
fortunately she eats me, not the other way 'round....
Posted by: Huma at December 20, 2014 11:01 PM (sEUh+)
Not gonna be doing that.
He claims he "won her over." Now she's bi...or whatever.
Uh huh. Maybe they both needed a beard for some reason.
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 11:01 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2014 10:53 PM
But, there is a total "white out" white/blue flash first. That's how it looks to me. You'd expect a collison created explosion to unfold a bit slower and not be so bright? Unusual explosive detonation or lightning... Dunno. Maybe I'm missing something?
Posted by: otho at December 20, 2014 11:01 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:02 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 20, 2014 10:58 PM (6fyGz)
I believe he's covered there. The specific things he asked for involved holsters for various guns he has and one that fits on the door of his truck or something.
I'm pretty sure his lib aunts, uncles, cousins, and grandmother have passed out onto their fainting couches by now. I can't help laughing out loud.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:02 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:02 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Brother
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Just began the Airing of Grievances, so, pretty civil so far.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 11:02 PM (l1zOH)
...here's a working hack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embeddedv=9e0yCq1AEeY
(+10 for the choice of narrative music!
)Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 20, 2014 11:02 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes
Xmas here this weekend. Looking forward to tomorrow
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2014 11:02 PM (jTQ9M)
Posted by: Thor at December 20, 2014 11:02 PM (fBxC6)
164John Bolton just informed me that Mayor DiCommio and his lesbian wife spent their honeymoon in Havana, Cuba.
Yep. The mayor sat in a chair pleasuring himself while his wife had a gangbang with 5 underaged Cuban girls. I used post-modern, 21st Century Journalism to discover this shocking "fact"!!!
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 20, 2014 11:03 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 20, 2014 11:03 PM (sEUh+)
That's not hair, honey. It's filamentous mold.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2014 11:03 PM (gvtTX)
-Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at December 20, 2014 11:00 PM (m9V0o)
Are you seriously shitting me?
/s
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:03 PM (16bOT)
busted for simple battery, disorderly conduct, theft by shoplifting, criminal trespassing, carrying a concealed weapon during shoplifting (twice), possession of pot, and terroristic threats.
Terrorististic threats?
Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2014 11:04 PM (lBkn1)
If you are not right, you should be.
Random explosion in car after crooks rob Russian church: mildly interesting
Car struck by lightning after crooks rob Russian church: Peak Awesomeness
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 11:04 PM (qyomX)
I'll pass out samples tomorrow night.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:04 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 10:58 PM
Oh, ok. Could be.
Posted by: otho at December 20, 2014 11:04 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2014 11:05 PM (lBkn1)
I just looked up the Great Lakes Christmas Ale and it sounds wonderful. Unfortunately it appears to only be sold regionally.
Luckily I have a nice brown ale from a local microbrewery on hand.Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 11:06 PM (mx5oN)
-Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2014 11:00 PM (lBkn1)
no math bro
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 20, 2014 11:03 PM (sEUh+)
B-
Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2014 11:07 PM (lBkn1)
first. That's how it looks to me. You'd expect a collison created
explosion to unfold a bit slower and not be so bright? Unusual explosive
detonation or lightning... Dunno. Maybe I'm missing something?
Posted by: otho at December 20, 2014 11:01 PM (tBSrv)
A car is supposed to be one of the safest places to be in the event of a lightning storm. Faraday shield. Current courses around the body shell to ground, via the tires, leaving the interior unhurt. Gas tank counting as "interior" in this case. I'm going with rocket fired by the cops.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2014 11:07 PM (gvtTX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at December 20, 2014 11:00 PM (m9V0o)
The only flamer around here is you.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 11:07 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2014 10:20 PM (AbfZY)
And the perp was malmohammed?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2014 10:21 PM (gvtTX)
So they're not just rapists in Sweden.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2014 11:08 PM (2pq7O)
smoked bacon, Vidalia onion, a bit of strong coffee, a bit of Coca Cola,
bourbon, garlic, etc., etc.
I haven't made it before. I'll report back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:23 PM (FsuaD)
OK. How do you get the pectin to set?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2014 11:08 PM (t//F+)
There are great Christmas beers, aren't there? Anchor does one every year (they even did a young Christmas whiskey this year). LaChouffe (Belgian) does a nice one IIRC. There must be others. Winter is a wonderful season for beer. If you see Snow Cap Ale, grab the chance.
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 11:09 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2014 11:08 PM (t//F+)
Do not need. It's a condiment, meant to last about a week.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:09 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 11:10 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2014 11:08 PM (2pq7O)
not enough goats in Sweden, back in my country, goats and camels as far as the eye can see
Posted by: Mustaffa Husain Husain at December 20, 2014 11:10 PM (sEUh+)
grandmother have passed out onto their fainting couches by now. I can't
help laughing out loud.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:02 PM (FsuaD)
Outstanding.
You know who makes hosters? Awkward Davies, and he's right there in your home state, too. I have one, am expecting another next week, and will do a full review at the Refuge when I get them.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 20, 2014 11:10 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 11:09 PM (qyomX)
Thanks for the recommendations!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 20, 2014 11:10 PM (mx5oN)
I am not wise in the ways of jam, but I do know this: pectin sets. That's what it does. If it does not set, it did not have enough pectin.
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 11:10 PM (qyomX)
My favorite Christmas Ale is Samuel Adams Winter Lager. I drink gallons of that stuff this time of year, love it. I also have 6 bottles of German HefeWeizenlager(various brands) in the fridge and 2 bottle of Gluewein (german spiced wine). What I'm drinking now is coffee. I'm at work.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 20, 2014 11:10 PM (syGA0)
Bacon Chutney
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 11:10 PM (l1zOH)
Mike, it might fall in the same category. CATegory. Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:11 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 20, 2014 11:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-----------------------------
I air grievances daily at 10, 2, and 4.
Like Dr. Pepper.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 20, 2014 11:12 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:32 PM (FsuaD)
When she had her court show, some guy said he couldn't work for whatever reason. She told him he should do telemarketing. He said he wouldn't do telemarketing and she said, "I did it."
Of course Judge Judy tells freeloaders to collect cans.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2014 11:12 PM (2pq7O)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Ar, ar, ar...., I got it. Had to tell the cat twice though. He still doesn't quite get it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 11:12 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Law and Order Republicans at December 20, 2014 11:12 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 20, 2014 11:13 PM (ucDmr)
We're very close to him and his family, but he still insists there's no Muslim problem in Sweden.
My husband and I just sigh and roll our eyes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:13 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2014 11:07 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty dubious about the lightning thing, though it certainly looks like it. I was thinking while watching it that it looked like somebody shot it with something powerful... but on a somewhat busy road like that? Russia... I guess. "Get 'em Ivan, use the Komodo 300!"
Posted by: otho at December 20, 2014 11:13 PM (tBSrv)
OR
One of the miscreants was carrying a grenade
OR
The church had a security device in the money bag.
Either of them, I'm saying; huge karmic imbalance suddenly balanced.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 20, 2014 11:13 PM (RZzX3)
-Posted by: Law and Order Republicans at December 20, 2014 11:12 PM (ZPrif)
Horseshit.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:13 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 11:14 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 11:12 PM (l1zOH)
Lol. Once they get it, they never forget. Like a grudge.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:15 PM (FsuaD)
that is because the Swedish media make our MFM look like pikers
plus they have that social conformity thing going on that I don't understand
Posted by: Mustaffa Husain Husain at December 20, 2014 11:16 PM (sEUh+)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2014 11:16 PM (q4AUu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 20, 2014 11:16 PM (W5DcG)
The vid story doesn't fit the vid. At the beginning the "cop is behind a car and has his siren going. Then he's passed by another car which pulls in between the two cars. WTF? who passes a cop who's in a chase?
I bet the siren and the flash were added later. Stop/start the vid from just before the bright flash and you'll see the crash and the two cars.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2014 11:17 PM (lBkn1)
The vid story doesn't fit the vid. At the beginning the "cop is behind a car and has his siren going. Then he's passed by another car which pulls in between the two cars. WTF? who passes a cop who's in a chase?
I bet the siren and the flash were added later. Stop/start the vid from just before the bright flash and you'll see the crash and the two cars.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2014 11:17 PM (lBkn1)
How does that even work?
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:53 PM (qyomX)
Seems like kind of an extreme way to show you're not homophobic.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2014 11:17 PM (2pq7O)
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 20, 2014 11:17 PM (sEUh+)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2014 11:17 PM (lBkn1)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 11:18 PM (ZPrif)
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:15 PM (FsuaD)
The problem being that they "get it" on their terms. Their perspective includes shitting in your plants and just looking at you.
...but I repeat myself.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:18 PM (16bOT)
Have you ever been so physically tired you can't go to sleep?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:18 PM (FsuaD)
How does that even work?
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 10:53 PM (qyomX)
Seems like kind of an extreme way to show you're not homophobic.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2014 11:17 PM (2pq7O)
No shit.
Posted by: Anthony Weenie at December 20, 2014 11:18 PM (2pq7O)
Posted by: otho at December 20, 2014 10:43 PM (tBSrv)
Its Russia. They probably stole the priest's or the choir master's white phosphorus grenade.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2014 11:19 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 11:20 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2014 11:17 PM
Ah, well... if it's doctored.
Posted by: otho at December 20, 2014 11:20 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: WJ Clinton at December 20, 2014 11:21 PM (sEUh+)
Have you ever been so physically tired you can't go to sleep?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:18 PM (FsuaD)
******
I'm self employed. So yeah, about 6 days a week. Sux.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 20, 2014 11:21 PM (5kNXS)
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:18 PM (FsuaD)
I call that "Today" and possibly "Tomorrow".
I would imagine "Insomniac" also comes to terms with similar nomenclature. Though I would not speak on his behalf.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:21 PM (16bOT)
...but I repeat myself.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:18 PM (16bOT)
Our two female indoor kittehs are purty purrfect (I denounce myself). Seriously, the oldest is 13, the youngest 12, and they're healthy and very "well adjusted." Have never had a single problem with them the past 13 years.
Which is why I get pissed when my sister or another relative insists on bringing a hyper dog and allows them to "hunt" the two terrified cats.
This is when I wish I had a "rental" bobcat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:22 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 11:22 PM (l1zOH)
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:22 PM (FsuaD)
*HAH!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:23 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2014 10:10 PM
But not all of them. Ours was a pregnant stray. We took her and her progeny into our home.
She loves us and sleeps curled under my arm yrs later. Her dau. was adopted next door, she hates her, go figure. Cats are weird.
Maybe they're Democrats?
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2014 11:24 PM (o/90i)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2014 10:42 PM (RzZOc)
Hah. How'd you like to lose one (24' Sailboat) to a kidney stone?
Had it for 8 years. Had to restore it and make some rigging changes plus the normal maintenance so actually didn't get all that much sailing time. Was planning to retire on it but that went down the toilet.
Along came kidney stone and need for immediate expensive op.
Bye bye sail boat.
*sigh* now I can't even afford a dinghy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 20, 2014 11:24 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
--------------
Too bad Belmont isn't still around. Wasn't even a little afraid of dogs. Our Greyhound was (justifiably) terrified of him..., but then so was I.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 11:24 PM (l1zOH)
Probably scarred for life, being asked to reach for something on a tall shelf by an elderly white woman.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:25 PM (FsuaD)
http://youtu.be/s74okHB35LE
They should've given him the third finger salute, too.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2014 10:55 PM (HQvyD)
So how big an entourage does that twit have? I really think politicians are more narcissistic than actors.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2014 11:25 PM (2pq7O)
Quite right, what? Much safer to just shut down the car if the slightest bit of moisture gets into the innards.
Posted by: Lucas Industries at December 20, 2014 11:25 PM (qyomX)
Yea, no shit. NY really hired a freak for mayor. Reap what you sow.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2014 11:25 PM (q4AUu)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 20, 2014 11:26 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
After overseas trips that would happen to me. It's rather annoying.
Of course, I usually mainline coffee on the trips.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2014 11:26 PM (wr4LJ)
Rental: "How long?"
Jane: "Seventeen minutes, I'm guessing."
Rental: "Fifty-Seven Dollars. You've got to keep it contained for a Two-Hour Minimum."
Jane: "Done."
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:26 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:56 PM (FsuaD)
Yeah, 'cause he's real prize. Any lesbian would be thrilled to have him. sarc
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2014 11:27 PM (2pq7O)
relative insists on bringing a hyper dog and allows them to "hunt" the
two terrified cats.
This is when I wish I had a "rental" bobcat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:22 PM (FsuaD)
get a rental honey badger
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 20, 2014 11:27 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Lucas
-------------
Of course, my Lord.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 11:27 PM (l1zOH)
They have a "brewery cat" to kill any rats and mice. That cat weighs about 20-25 lbs. He was a "problem" cat they adopted from our no-kill shelter. Now they have no problems with rodents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:27 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 10:56 PM (FsuaD)
Was a story where one spouse was talking about the other spouse: "Was bi-sexual. Now monogamous."
I wonder if Mr mayor wished he could say that too?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2014 11:29 PM (t//F+)
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:27 PM (FsuaD)
Yeah. I bought a house in a clear-cut area.
...then I bought a dog.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:30 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2014 11:30 PM (q4AUu)
Megyn Kelly @megynkelly
Cop Killings Brings Horror -- and Some Cheers http://thebea.st/1z7LDYL . Really?? Cheers?
It’s hard to believe people would cheer the murder of two cops, but stubborn crime in the projects makes people think the police don’t care.
After the crack of gunfire echoed down Myrtle Avenue where several public buildings that make up the Tompkins Houses, several neighbors raced toward the bloody crime scene.
One 30-year-old local who gave his first name only as Carlos, didn’t hear the gunfire but saw the hysteria and walked to the police tape.
And he couldn’t believe his eyes or ears. He didn’t see shock or sorrow but glee and jubilation.
“A lot of people were clapping and laughing,” he said.
Across New York -- and throughout Brooklyn -- the murder of two police officers has generated a sense of near-universal horror. Carlos said he witnessed a different scene: fired-up locals, staring at two cops killed in cold blood and saying they got what they deserved.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 11:31 PM (ZPrif)
! ! ! ! ! ! ? !
Yes, you can still get the port 1080 version by some routes.
Just found out this week that in the AoS XML feed, the links are the old (not acecomments) address, and they get redirected to 1080. May be some other routes.
Technologically speaking, good evening, and, Merry Christmas to y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker at December 20, 2014 11:31 PM (ACs58)
murder of two police officers has generated a sense of near-universal
horror. Carlos said he witnessed a different scene: fired-up locals,
staring at two cops killed in cold blood and saying they got what they
deserved.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 11:31 PM (ZPrif)
type
delete
*quits*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:32 PM (FsuaD)
-Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2014 11:30 PM (q4AUu)
I've got a Sheltie that "yips" at them, paws at them and otherwise points them out.
(She's like most of the others... lol)
I can subsequently set traps.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:32 PM (16bOT)
I'm at work, the coworker wanted to watch SNL. Its not funny. Hasn't been in decades. Maybe it will get funny later. I haven't watched SNL in decades. I'm being reminded why?
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 20, 2014 11:33 PM (syGA0)
In the genes?
Average penis length:
Italy: 6.2
USA: 5.1
Ireland: 5
North Korea: 3.8
Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2014 11:34 PM (lBkn1)
G'night Horde. Piss off the right people while yer at it, will ya?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at December 20, 2014 11:34 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 11:34 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 20, 2014 11:35 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2014 11:36 PM (wfOci)
Italy: 6.2
USA: 5.1
Ireland: 5
North Korea: 3.8
Current White House Average: micropenis
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 11:36 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2014 11:36 PM (q4AUu)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:32 PM (16bOT)
My lib sister in ATL called me a couple of years ago, freaking out because she (and her hyper Jack Russell) could hear mice in the walls of her house.
Then one day she called, freaking out (natch) because OMG she saw a black snake slide into the wall of her house near the back door.
Me: "Well, there goes your rodent problem."
Lib sister: "You don't care!!1111!!!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:36 PM (FsuaD)
siren going. Then he's passed by another car which pulls in between the two cars. WTF? who passes a cop who's in a chase?
Supervisor or detective.
Or bank depositor.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2014 11:37 PM (SgnWh)
-Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 11:34 PM (ZPrif)
Now that is Restaurant-Quality snark.
+2
Oof.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:37 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 20, 2014 11:37 PM (W5DcG)
======
Ever ride in a Lada? A supremely shittily made car.
Posted by: fastfreefall at December 20, 2014 11:38 PM (pqOzY)
Lib sister: "You don't care!!1111!!!!!""
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:36 PM (FsuaD)
*HAH!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:38 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Kaiser Wilhelm at December 20, 2014 11:38 PM (qyomX)
because OMG she saw a black snake slide into the wall of her house near
the back door.
Me: "Well, there goes your rodent problem."
Lib sister: "You don't care!!1111!!!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:36 PM (FsuaD)
you sly devil
planting a snake in their yard? brilliant!Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 20, 2014 11:38 PM (9GG/0)
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 20, 2014 11:37 PM (W5DcG)
Japanese
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:38 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2014 11:39 PM (WlUIO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2014 11:39 PM (wfOci)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 20, 2014 11:38 PM (9GG/0)
chemjeff! Did you get more beer?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:39 PM (FsuaD)
This is when I wish I had a "rental" bobcat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:22 PM (FsuaD)
Responsible dog owners don't take their dogs to someone else's house when it might cause a problem. My beagle growled at my brother's pug. So I don't take her there. Problem solved.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2014 11:39 PM (2pq7O)
Any good news?"
-Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2014 11:39 PM (WlUIO)
Beer is flowing through the USB ports?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:40 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 20, 2014 11:40 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2014 11:40 PM (q4AUu)
I heard that and prayed it was true.
92% of all Italians are blood-related and I didn't like my odds AT all.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2014 11:41 PM (lBkn1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2014 11:41 PM (wfOci)
Posted by: Splunge
----------------------
Moochelle, right?
I think B.O. has a cooter.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 20, 2014 11:41 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: fastfreefall at December 20, 2014 11:38 PM (pqOzY)
****
Yep, once. It is indeed a poor man's Yugo.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 20, 2014 11:41 PM (eLjug)
Evening horde.
Any good news?
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2014 11:39 PM (WlUIO)
We're still boned. Other than that, everything's great!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:41 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 11:41 PM (T1005)
And I'm sober.
Did I read the NYC PO letter correctly....they won't respond to bullshit? Good. Let the POS police themselves..
*sorry. Pissed*
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2014 11:42 PM (WlUIO)
-Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2014 11:41 PM (wfOci)
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=353763
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:42 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 20, 2014 11:43 PM (sEUh+)
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2014 11:43 PM (o/90i)
... and, I suspect, it's within a standard-deviation of the truth (as far as the number and age of the postpubescent Cubans)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 20, 2014 11:43 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 20, 2014 11:40 PM (9GG/0)
Doing great, but D'oh Boy would beat your ass for calling him "Little." But he'd do it in a friendly way.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:43 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 11:45 PM (vPh3W)
We're still boned. Other than that, everything's great!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:41 PM (FsuaD
Yay! But Jane, I hope you have stories of D'oh Boy getting the leftist gifts. I want to know if he gets any gun related stuff he is asking for.
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2014 11:45 PM (WlUIO)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 20, 2014 11:46 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: DC in River City, taking the traditional 15 day Christmas weekend at December 20, 2014 11:46 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2014 11:47 PM (q4AUu)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/selection-du-weekend-119-18.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2014 11:47 PM (wfOci)
getting the leftist gifts. I want to know if he gets any gun related
stuff he is asking for.
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2014 11:45 PM (WlUIO)
I promise to report back after Christmas. He got pretty ballsy with his dad's family to list all the scary weapons/accessories he wants. He'll be lucky to get socks and underwear from that crowd. He knows and doesn't care. Love my kid.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:47 PM (FsuaD)
I'm at work, the coworker wanted to watch SNL. Its not funny. Hasn't been in decades. Maybe it will get funny later. I haven't watched SNL in decades. I'm being reminded why?
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 20, 2014 11:33 PM (syGA0)
A couple months ago I watched a few minutes of a SNL rerun that had Tina Fey in a sketch. There wasn't anything funny in the entire sketch. Here's what it was: They had two stupid women talking stupidly. Then a prone Tina Fey was carried across the stage. That was it. If they have five viewers watching that shit, they should be grateful.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2014 11:48 PM (2pq7O)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 11:48 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2014 11:48 PM (q4AUu)
Posted by: DC in River City, taking the traditional 15 day Christmas weekend at December 20, 2014 11:46 PM (e+1S5)
not if you are a muslim, then you can do some raping and crime-ing and murder-ing and alot of leftists will want to protect you from #backlash
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 20, 2014 11:49 PM (sEUh+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 11:49 PM (vPh3W)
-Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2014 11:45 PM (WlUIO)
#214 Did he ask for one of those shoulder things that go up? Every EBR needs one of those.
-Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 20, 2014 10:58 PM (6fyGz)
"I believe he's covered there. The specific things he asked for involved holsters for various guns he has and one that fits on the door of his truck or something.
I'm pretty sure his lib aunts, uncles, cousins, and grandmother have passed out onto their fainting couches by now. I can't help laughing out loud."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:02 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:49 PM (16bOT)
Italy: 6.2
USA: 5.1
...and the Italics all lean a little to the right, too.
Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2014 11:49 PM (zgXdz)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2014 11:36 PM (q4AUu)
It's disintegrating into liberal induced stupidity.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 20, 2014 11:49 PM (2pq7O)
Posted by: otho at December 20, 2014 11:50 PM (tBSrv)
Yay! But Jane, I hope you have stories of D'oh Boy
getting the leftist gifts. I want to know if he gets any gun related
stuff he is asking for.
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2014 11:45 PM (WlUIO)
I
promise to report back after Christmas. He got pretty ballsy with his
dad's family to list all the scary weapons/accessories he wants. He'll
be lucky to get socks and underwear from that crowd. He knows and
doesn't care. Love my kid.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:47 PM (FsuaD)
Please do report back -- last year, when you said something like, "I'm off to visit my crazy prog in-laws" and then dropped off the radar, it really had me concerned.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 11:50 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
This is when I wish I had a "rental" bobcat.
Renting one is easy. Make a trip to your nearest Bing tab, and search for "Mountain Lion Urine Pest Repellant".
You now know exactly what it is.
While wearing gloves ...
... squirt it carefully on a number of cotton balls. Not too much, YOU want the DOG to smell it, not YOU and everyone else.
These cotton balls will be placed, in hidden locations, like under the edge of furniture, in your house in areas you want to keep the dog(s) away from. Defense in depth; a line isn't likely to be enough, so add a few along hallways, to reinforce the point.
The idea is that the smell will alert the dog to a much larger and much more fearsome predator. Ideally, the dog will INSIST upon sittin on its owners' lap the entire time.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 20, 2014 11:50 PM (FlRtG)
Drank quantities of single malt tonight out in the sticks around a giant fire on 500 acres of a friend's land along a river west of me. It will be my destination should things ever seriously go south.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 20, 2014 11:50 PM (4Mv1T)
323 RWC scroll a few posts down to read about CAC and his wife who are now expecting a real scrapper of a baby. Bring the Kleenex.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2014 11:41 PM
Son of a....
Damn allergies.
CONGRATS CAC!!!!
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2014 11:51 PM (WlUIO)
Any good news?
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2014 11:39 PM (WlUIO)
*****
Actually, yes. Out of the Blue I found out that my Dad, deceased early circa 1981, was included in ownership of a farm in Kentucky that is about 1600 acres. Goes back to my Grandparents generation. Never even knew it was "in the family". It has been sold, and myself and 1 brother and 2 sisters have been notified that by 1/20/15 we will each be getting about 42k for our interest, that I never knew I had. So, big thankful Merry Christmas at my house.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 20, 2014 11:52 PM (5kNXS)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 20, 2014 11:53 PM (4Mv1T)
I am just betting on that he'll get something with a letter attached that guns are dangerous. Weapons are evil.
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2014 11:53 PM (WlUIO)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 20, 2014 11:50 PM (4Mv1T)
that is bad ass
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 20, 2014 11:54 PM (sEUh+)
God Love you and stay Blessed!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:54 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2014 11:54 PM (wfOci)
Please do report back -- last year, when you
said something like, "I'm off to visit my crazy prog in-laws" and then
dropped off the radar, it really had me concerned.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 11:50 PM (T1005)
I literally got sick the day after Christmas. And stayed sick with bronchitis and other upper respiratory stuff for ages. And that led to me getting worn out and depressed. Then I lost my best friend in April, and her death was awful.
Anyhow, I'm back and "better" than ever. So I'll report back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:54 PM (FsuaD)
Yeah. I remember reading Drudge when Breitbart ran his site. Never caught him napping once.
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 11:55 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:55 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2014 11:55 PM (wfOci)
Both are male, initial reports in error.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 20, 2014 11:56 PM (lBkn1)
I suppose I could convert. Already working on my vacation beard.
I initially typed 'beard' as 'beers', which would not have be incorrect. At the moment, a Russian Imperial Stout called of all things Teddy Bear Kisses. At 10% ABV, teddy bears must piss pure ethanol.
Posted by: DC in River City, taking the traditional 15 day Christmas weekend at December 20, 2014 11:56 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2014 11:56 PM (vPh3W)
However, that article reads as if the "translator" ran it through Babelfish. The original article from what I understand was written in excellent French - the translation is really godawful.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 20, 2014 11:57 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:57 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 20, 2014 11:57 PM (sEUh+)
Posted by: fastfreefall at December 20, 2014 11:58 PM (pqOzY)
Surely he can afford a Shabbos Goy by now.
Posted by: Splunge at December 20, 2014 11:58 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 11:58 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2014 11:55 PM
Just to wipe the manly man Conan tears for my vanquished enemies.
Seriously, that made my night.
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2014 11:58 PM (WlUIO)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 20, 2014 11:58 PM (4Mv1T)
Have another Korean girls' band
Rum and Coca-Cola by the Barberettes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8vvpczEhSk
Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2014 11:59 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Costanza Defense
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And probably ghey, NTTIWWT.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 20, 2014 11:59 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2014 12:00 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 11:58 PM
Is he on CBD's hit list? That's usually a good sign.
Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2014 12:01 AM (WlUIO)
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2014 12:03 AM (rwgSb)
I had to go take a walk I was so enraged I couldn't sit still. And it's colder than hell here. God help me, I hate these people. I don't want to hate. I hate the left because I feel they've succeeded in dragging me down to their level. Congrats. You hate me. I hate you. Happy?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 12:03 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2014 12:04 AM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 12:04 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 21, 2014 12:05 AM (ZPrif)
Former New York Gov. George Pataki on shooting of 2
NYPD officers: 'Sickened by these barbaric acts, which
sadly are a predictable outcome of divisive anti-cop rhetoric of [US Attorney General] Eric Holder and [New York] Mayor [Bill] de Blasio' - @GovernorPataki
Posted by: Meremortal at December 21, 2014 12:05 AM (lBkn1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 12:05 AM (wr4LJ)
Was just thinking how awesome it would be if *every* cop in NYC tomorrow called in sick *every day* for a week and left town. They hate their cops so much, fine. Let the Stalinist assholes get shot, robbed, raped and murdered in droves. They richly deserve it by this point.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:05 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 20, 2014 11:53 PM (4Mv1T)
God Love you and stay Blessed!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:54 PM (16bOT)
*******
Thanks. About 4k of that will go to a Diasbled Veterans group. Half of the rest to Daughters second year of College. Balance will be reserved.
I will not say that this windfall was required, but I will say that I'm no longer looking around for effectively a third job to keep the reserves incomfortable shape.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 21, 2014 12:05 AM (eLjug)
Posted by: gp at December 21, 2014 12:05 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 21, 2014 12:06 AM (wfOci)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 21, 2014 12:06 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 21, 2014 12:06 AM (9GG/0)
Please do report back -- last year, when you
said something like, "I'm off to visit my crazy prog in-laws" and then
dropped off the radar, it really had me concerned.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2014 11:50 PM (T1005)
I
literally got sick the day after Christmas. And stayed sick with
bronchitis and other upper respiratory stuff for ages. And that led to
me getting worn out and depressed. Then I lost my best friend in April,
and her death was awful.
Anyhow, I'm back and "better" than ever. So I'll report back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2014 11:54 PM (FsuaD)
I remember seeing some of that when you did come back.....it doesn't really make it better about worrying about you when there was actually cause for worry -- but just a different one from the one initially envisioned.
Incidentally, if I ever mutter something like, "I wonder if I'll survive this" and disappear off the blog, Arbalest has actually been to Casa de Cthulhu and Shredded Chi knows where it is....and there's a whole slew of morons who have my cellphone number.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:07 AM (T1005)
Posted by: fastfreefall at December 21, 2014 12:07 AM (pqOzY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:07 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 21, 2014 12:06 AM (ZPrif)
This is what comes of taking Gutfeld at his word.
Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2014 12:08 AM (qyomX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 21, 2014 12:08 AM (wfOci)
Of course, it's just as well because it'd probably be the third time this week and he would have just blocked me himself.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:08 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 20, 2014 11:58 PM (4Mv1T)
******
Sigh....yeah, I know. That's why the reserves.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 21, 2014 12:09 AM (5kNXS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:10 AM (EvYMx)
Dunno if they'll do that, but they're not going to take this crap lying down. Anyone know whether there is a recall process for NYC mayors?
Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2014 12:10 AM (qyomX)
Posted by: Steck at December 21, 2014 12:10 AM (5i94q)
Congrats on that windfall MWNP.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 20, 2014 11:53 PM (4Mv1T)
God Love you and stay Blessed!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 20, 2014 11:54 PM (16bOT)
*******
Thanks. About 4k of that will go to a Diasbled Veterans group. Half
of the rest to Daughters second year of College. Balance will be
reserved.
I will not say that this windfall was required, but I will say that
I'm no longer looking around for effectively a third job to keep the
reserves incomfortable shape.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 21, 2014 12:05 AM (eLjug)
Don't forget to check out the tax treatment -- you may need to scale everything back by about 1/2.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:10 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Null at December 21, 2014 12:10 AM (xjpRj)
I don't suppose you have a need for a part-time online personal assistant... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:11 AM (EvYMx)
When the relationship between a city and its police force is *that* dysfunctional...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:13 AM (EvYMx)
murder of two police officers has generated a sense of near-universal
horror. Carlos said he witnessed a different scene: fired-up locals,
staring at two cops killed in cold blood and saying they got what they
deserved.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 20, 2014 11:31 PM (ZPrif)
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This happened in Bed-Stuy. Scene of Spike Lee's race-baiting classic "Do the Right Thing". I'm guessing that the hipsters haven't gentrified that area yet.
Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 21, 2014 12:13 AM (4FqTM)
Incidentally, if I ever mutter something like, "I wonder if I'll survive this" and disappear ...
But the way there is fraught with hazards ... carnivorous plants in a jungle to rival the Amazon in back ... a gang of motor-scooter radicals and activists patrolling the front and side ... the only distinguishing landmarks are the portable hot-houses.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 21, 2014 12:13 AM (FlRtG)
Drug deal gone wrong? I'm glad he wasn't killed - but I can't feel too bad about Rahm's son and Zach's nephew being roughed up a bit.
The Emanuels grew up in very wealthy, liberal Wilmette, where they were able to develop their leftist theories without ever thinking their comfortable lives would ever change. Well, Rahm, meet reality. You're perfectly willing to sacrifice the lives of others - those kids on the south side you don't really give two shits about. What about YOUR kid?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 12:14 AM (+XMAD)
FIFY
Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2014 12:14 AM (qyomX)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2014 12:14 AM (SgnWh)
Former New York Gov. George Pataki on shooting of 2
NYPD officers: 'Sickened by these barbaric acts, which
sadly are a predictable outcome of divisive anti-cop rhetoric of [US Attorney General] Eric Holder and [New York] Mayor [Bill] de Blasio' - @GovernorPataki
is this the original tweet, or was it edited?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 21, 2014 12:14 AM (fWEL6)
It wasn't so bad.
Posted by: William Joel at December 21, 2014 12:15 AM (ZPrif)
I hate that they have drug me down to their level as well. I saw some of the praise for the cop-killing POS and wish I could meet them face to face.
But I can't. They're an anonymous voice on the Internet. I know that while they're stewing in their petty hate I am sitting in front of a lot Christmas tree watching Judge Jeanine. Let them bitch. They don't phase me anymore.
Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2014 12:15 AM (WlUIO)
If I wanted to be Pres. in 2016, I'd be all over the tevee talking about how of course, all lives matter and so does the law in a civilized society and that anyone using hate to manipulate and divide the people in this country for their own gain are the real haters and need to be shunned and shamed.
Thank you for letting me rant. And now I'll have another Flying Dog/Raging Bitch IPA.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 21, 2014 12:15 AM (ZWYMY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:16 AM (EvYMx)
Also, the Milwaukee Bucks are getting to be fun to watch, as much as I detest NBA basketball.
That's all I got.
Posted by: Mr. Natural at December 21, 2014 12:17 AM (/pOl7)
Posted by: Costanza Defense
They really don't want what they think they want.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2014 12:17 AM (SgnWh)
Thank you for the uplifiting story in this time of gloom. Thank you for all your work at the hq and good luck!
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 12:18 AM (q4AUu)
obama's FBI says N Korea behind Sony hack
N Korea says No, not me
Who do you think I believe less?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 21, 2014 12:18 AM (fWEL6)
Other than that, everything seems okay out my way.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 21, 2014 12:19 AM (Lqy/e)
http://tinyurl.com/meo83bk
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 21, 2014 12:19 AM (wfOci)
http://tinyurl.com/qjgkjdl
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:19 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: rickb223
Deserve's got nuthin' to do with it.
Posted by: William Munny...out of Missouri at December 21, 2014 12:19 AM (+1T7c)
Posted by: rickb223
Deserve's got nuthin' to do with it.
Posted by: William Munny...out of Missouri at December 21, 2014 12:19 AM (+1T7c)
Incidentally, if I ever mutter something like, "I wonder if I'll survive this" and disappear ...
But the way there is fraught with hazards ... carnivorous plants in a
jungle to rival the Amazon in back ... a gang of motor-scooter radicals
and activists patrolling the front and side ... the only distinguishing
landmarks are the portable hot-houses.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 21, 2014 12:13 AM (FlRtG)mm
I'm just sayin' it'd be better for everyone if the wards were set and the shoggoths kept locked away. I'm not asking you to feed them, just keep 'em secure.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:20 AM (T1005)
When the relationship between a city and its police force is *that* dysfunctional...
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Pretty bad here. The rank and file LEO's petitioned the City Council to fire the Chief.., who had been hand picked by the City Council. The guy was just a running f*ckup. The Council tried protecting him, but he finally 'retired', and get this, promised not to sue the city if they would pay him $32,000, which they did....., the very people who brought this asshole in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2014 12:21 AM (vPh3W)
Too bad we don't live closer. I would love to rant to someone in person (my sister is conservative, but she has enough problems in her personal life. I don't want to make her feel worse. My brothers are libs.) But who wants to listen to a middle aged woman rant? Nobody. So I come here and do it.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 12:21 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2014 12:21 AM (SgnWh)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:10 AM (T1005)
*******
I will, thanks. Early in the game, but as far as I can tell, I'm going to have to declare my interest on a cost basis dating back to 10/23/1981, day my dad died. Any other suggestions and feedback would be appreciated. Such as: My Mom passed in 1997. All of Dad's stuff naturally went to her in 81. Would 97 then become the declared cost basis date? Ugh, I'm a sales guy, hate this crap.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 21, 2014 12:22 AM (eLjug)
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What? Not 'burn the bitch down'? I guess it depends on whose 'bitch' is being burned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2014 12:23 AM (vPh3W)
Good for them, although I can't help but think it probably helps (from their POV) that the cops weren't white males.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 12:23 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2014 12:24 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: RWC
I agree with you,to a point. They like children flinging matches about (much our Historic First President). Sooner or later, they are going to catch something on fire.
Let it burn? Hell, the Left is bringing the matches and gasoline.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 21, 2014 12:24 AM (+1T7c)
Now, I am biased. My dad was a decorated LEO, 28 years on the Philly PD. I have 3 cousins on the force. I work closely with the Philly PD at my second job. However, I'm not so blind as to believe that all cops are good, and I have the general wingnut suspicion of authority. The Brown case, to me, has been proven to be a clear-cut good shoot. The Garner case is more troublesome, but in the end Garner's death was not an intentional murder. I would like to see what the GJ saw in that case that led to the no-bill. The 2 murdered NYPD officers were simply assassinated, end of story. Nothing, and I mean nothing, justified this. I don't know how the aggrieved minorities think that this will lead to anything but more tension.
Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 21, 2014 12:24 AM (4FqTM)
Nobody. So I come here and do it.
I found this blog almost 10 years ago --before then I thought I was kinda alone in the world in how I viewed things.
But I found AoS and was introduced to a whole bunch of people as nutty as me!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 21, 2014 12:24 AM (fWEL6)
Part of the reason I'd like to relocate to Arizona or Nevada (from my current home here in LA County) is so I can finally at least claim to live in a region where you're not defined as a "good person" solely based on your political beliefs, among other reasons.
And I come here to vent too, so you're not alone. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:24 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2014 12:25 AM (UVfht)
421 RWC did you see this? George W. Bush dressed as Santa with Secret Service elves visited sick children in a hospital and handed out presents.
http://tinyurl.com/meo83bk
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 21, 2014 12:19 AM (wfOci
What did I do to you!! Are you part of Big Kleenex?
And screw it, I love W. Made shit mistakes but he is a good man.
Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2014 12:25 AM (WlUIO)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 21, 2014 12:26 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2014 12:26 AM (4Mv1T)
Don't worry - I'd send the PoPo out to do a welfare check if you didn't respond in a timely manner...
Don't know how close Arbalest is, but i'll remember that he knows the way.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 21, 2014 12:27 AM (JXkyA)
http://tinyurl.com/qjgkjdl
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:19 AM (EvYMx)
Guess they didn't get the t-shirt concessions.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 21, 2014 12:27 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 21, 2014 12:28 AM (wfOci)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
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That's a hell of a good question....
Since the property was never in your mother's possession, I'm inclined to think the earlier date applies. On the other hand, it might be that your mother was the de facto owner, even though it was never in her name.
Yup. You need to ask a tax guy, for sure. Another question will be the value of the property, back when. Have you spoken to any of the other heirs to see how they are handling it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2014 12:29 AM (vPh3W)
Anna- GW is a good guy, but buddies with Billy Jeff, makes me not trust him.
Guess I'm just disgusted with it all.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 12:29 AM (q4AUu)
Concerning "Police Shootings" ...
For everyone's files:
Preview:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ohkq6sy
Destination (copy & remove space):
http://www.policeone.com/use-of-force/articles/ 7653755-Cops-hesitate-more-err-less-when-shooting-black-suspects-study-finds/
It seems that the police, statistically, exercise restraint. Who knew?
Posted by: Arbalest at December 21, 2014 12:29 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 21, 2014 12:29 AM (K4xGQ)
421 RWC did you see this? George W. Bush dressed as Santa with
Secret Service elves visited sick children in a hospital and handed out
presents.
http://tinyurl.com/meo83bk
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 21, 2014 12:19 AM (wfOci
What did I do to you!! Are you part of Big Kleenex?
And screw it, I love W. Made shit mistakes but he is a good man.
Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2014 12:25 AM (WlUIO)
that is really sweet of him.
he is a decent guy, deep down. that is awesome.
one can only imagine what obama will do on christmas when he is not president. probably just lecture everyone on the evils of capitalism. ugh
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 21, 2014 12:31 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 21, 2014 12:31 AM (ZPrif)
If you're not on it, get on it and IMMEDIATELY follow Kurt Schlichter and Nick Searcy. They are BRILLIANT at confronting leftist pigs, removing their heads, and shitting down their necks. And they are absolutely fearless.
It's good to know that at least, the right *finally* has some real warriors and asskickers on its side. We just have to keep the fight up and stay vigilant.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:31 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 21, 2014 12:29 AM (K4xGQ)
Supposedly it's girth not length that really matters, but I dunno much about these things other then what I see in Skinmax movies, *shrugs*.
Maybe like the cake and female ejaculation, it is all a lie.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 21, 2014 12:31 AM (Oo0Xc)
GWB is keeping his yap shut and just quietly doing good deeds. As opposed to Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 21, 2014 12:32 AM (wfOci)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2014 12:32 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: RWC
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That.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2014 12:32 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 20, 2014 11:12 PM (39g3+)
There's something wrong with that article. I can't tell exactly, but something's just not right.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarro World at December 21, 2014 12:33 AM (UtwNa)
Don't forget to check out the tax treatment -- you may need to scale everything back by about 1/2.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:10 AM (T1005)
*******
I will, thanks. Early in the game, but as far as I can tell, I'm
going to have to declare my interest on a cost basis dating back to
10/23/1981, day my dad died. Any other suggestions and feedback would be
appreciated. Such as: My Mom passed in 1997. All of Dad's stuff
naturally went to her in 81. Would 97 then become the declared cost
basis date? Ugh, I'm a sales guy, hate this crap.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 21, 2014 12:22 AM (eLjug)
Speaking off the cuff -- things that pass under will have a stepped-up basis for doing so. However, in community property states, both spouses may have co-owned the asset -- so something a married couple bought in 1970 for $100K and was worth $250K when partner A died in 1980, would have a tax basis of $175K going forward ($50K as B's share from original purchase, $125K as A's share under will).
I would start by looking at the 706 for your mom's estate, probably filed around 1998. If the property is clearly listed there, that's the basis for the entire property.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:33 AM (T1005)
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What? Not 'burn the bitch down'? I guess it depends on whose 'bitch' is being burned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2014 12:23 AM (vPh3W)
Why do they want to burn black women all the time?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 21, 2014 12:33 AM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2014 12:34 AM (WlUIO)
Lord, make me an instrument of Thy peace.
-Where there is hatred, let me sow Love;
-Where there is injury, Pardon;
-Where there is doubt, Faith;
-Where there is despair, Hope;
-Where there is darkness, Light;
-Where there is sadness, Joy.
I seek not to be consoled as to console. I seek not to be understood, so much as understanding; to be loved as to love.
-For it is in giving that we receive.
-It is in pardoning that we are pardoned.
...It is in dying that we are born to Eternal Life.
-St. Francis.
Let us earn our "knowledge of self", so as to NEVER attempt to explain that, "I'm not that type of person".
Knowing that we are human in flesh and blood gives us allowances; for which we must confess.
As hatred builds, let it be amongst those who would reject Family, Love and perhaps Our Heavenly Father.
Allow our very Souls to shout with Joy this Christmas Season. Accept our brethren of joyous and peaceful will, as they wish to coincide amongst our representative republic.
Glory to God. Peace on Earth and toward men of good will.
...the rest of you can ingest lead rapidly.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 12:34 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 12:34 AM (q4AUu)
Pros re: living on the East Side of Milwaukee: It's a lovely area, far and away the prettiest part of Milwaukee. I live a block from Lake Michigan and I've gotten up early and watched the sun rising over the lake during the summer many times. It's wonderful. (I'm also within walking distance of my job - that's nice too. I've had some godawful commutes in my life.)
Cons: Being surrounded by a zillion g'damn leftists and dealing with them all the time. The sanctimonious ones from wealthy, lily white Shorewood are the worst. "Ah yes, we love black people - but if we ever found ourselves at 33rd and Cherry in Milwaukee we'd shit our pants."
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 12:35 AM (+XMAD)
Since the property was never in your mother's possession, I'm inclined to think the earlier date applies. On the other hand, it might be that your mother was the de facto owner, even though it was never in her name.
Yup. You need to ask a tax guy, for sure. Another question will be the value of the property, back when. Have you spoken to any of the other heirs to see how they are handling it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2014 12:29 AM (vPh3W)
******
Just got this letter tonight when I got home from Job #2, so not yet. Thankfully this will be a 2015 event for tax purposes so it will not need to be fully addressed until 4/16.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 21, 2014 12:35 AM (5kNXS)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC
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I got the same vibe. I'd like to verify the source.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2014 12:35 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 21, 2014 12:35 AM (fIv/H)
Posted by: qdpsteve
#caring
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 12:36 AM (wr4LJ)
To be honest.... I dont give two shits what Mikey Browns family has to say.... on anything.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2014 12:36 AM (OBxdH)
No longer will Navy medics serve with the Marines. Mabus is ordering the creation in the Corps of a medic MOS.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 21, 2014 12:36 AM (wfOci)
MWNP- If it passed from your dad to your mom, I "think" the basis would
have changed to the market value at the time of his death, and likewise
when your mom passed. A CPA can answer this.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2014 12:26 AM (4Mv1T)
A local CPA can answer this. I have no idea what the rules are in the relevant jurisdictions.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:36 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 21, 2014 12:36 AM (ucDmr)
They're working on it.
That piece of crap Spike has been bitching vitriolically about the process.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 21, 2014 12:37 AM (noWW6)
Oh, I know, I know. I want to be a Christian. I'm having a hard time with it these days.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 12:37 AM (+XMAD)
I admit I've known and worked with some people who, once I inadvertently found out their political beliefs, I didn't want to know anymore. But thankfully, most of them were smart enough to keep their mouths shut about politics and stay professional most of the time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:38 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 21, 2014 12:27 AM (+Fae7)
Ethnicity of the two cops was......?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarro World at December 21, 2014 12:38 AM (UtwNa)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 20, 2014 11:58 PM (4Mv1T)
******
Sigh....yeah, I know. That's why the reserves.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 21, 2014 12:09 AM
Been there too. GL to all in the same situation.
Posted by: Farmer at December 21, 2014 12:39 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: cthulhu
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On the state taxes, of course.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2014 12:39 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 21, 2014 12:39 AM (wfOci)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 21, 2014 12:39 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 21, 2014 12:36 AM (ucDmr)
I believe it was planned for Oneida in GB in January or Feb. (NOT during a Pack home game!!)
I'm game.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 12:40 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Mr. Natural at December 21, 2014 12:40 AM (/pOl7)
Cthulhu @392
Don't worry - I'd send the PoPo out to do a welfare check if you didn't respond in a timely manner...
Don't know how close Arbalest is, but i'll remember that he knows the way.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 21, 2014 12:27 AM (JXkyA)
Thanks, bud!
Of course, the most likely scenario is that the fiancee to be more aggressively single....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:40 AM (T1005)
You can imagine a near future with surveillance that would have spotted his Instagram post, figured out he was heading to NYC, and used facial recognition on camera data to locate him and dispatch cops.
The Baltimore cops had his pic, knew his plans.
Future would have Bmore cops send his image to NYC system, then bodycams on cops could scan crowd to ID the threat.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 21, 2014 12:40 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: torquewrench at December 21, 2014 12:37 AM (noWW6)
Whiners gotta whine.
Posted by: model_1066 at December 21, 2014 12:40 AM (kCxMY)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 21, 2014 12:41 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Mr. Natural at December 21, 2014 12:41 AM (/pOl7)
Schlichter is especially funny about that. He'll post stuff like: "@StalinIsMyHero, kindly die in a fire. #caring"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:41 AM (EvYMx)
Yes. Even Cardinal fans are permitted, as long as they are Morons. :-)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 12:41 AM (+XMAD)
the promised gigantic massive anti-Bill Maher protest in Berkeley today -- totally evaporated and didn't happen!!!
http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2014/12/20/bill-maher-speech-at-uc-berkeley-unaffected-by-small-protests/
Is this the news of the century or what?
"But since that initial flurry of publicity over a month ago, no announcements have been made of any planned upcoming protests. So when the day finally arrived -- today, at 3:00pm -- there was essentially no media around to notice that the planned protest had fizzled to just a handful of silent people holding a couple of signs outside the security area surrounding the venue...
Police teams and bomb squad K-9 units surrounded Haas Pavilion, where the commencement ceremony was being held.
The planned protest originally spooked the administration, who established strict security measures around the graduation ceremony to prevent a Ferguson-style riot or any attempt to crash the event or bring in anything dangerous...."
etc.
Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2014 12:41 AM (K4YiS)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 21, 2014 12:41 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Gyrating Oily "Mailmen" at December 21, 2014 12:41 AM (wr4LJ)
Donna, the $64,000 question is, how often do said leftists try and drag politics into the conversation when you see them?
I admit I've known and worked with some people who, once I
inadvertently found out their political beliefs, I didn't want to know
anymore. But thankfully, most of them were smart enough to keep their
mouths shut about politics and stay professional most of the time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:38 AM (EvYMx)
yeah among the professors I work with in my department of 8, I can confidently say that probably only 2 are confirmed leftists, 2 are confirmed conservatives, and the rest I don't know because they gratefully keep their mouths shut.
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 21, 2014 12:42 AM (9GG/0)
Ethnicity of the two cops was......?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarro World at December 21, 2014 12:38 AM (UtwNa)
Melanin was too light
Good lite morons, a happy be wel to you all
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 21, 2014 12:42 AM (K4xGQ)
http://tinyurl.com/oj28d3y
Posted by: Thrawn at December 21, 2014 12:42 AM (Oo0Xc)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 21, 2014 12:42 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarro World at December 21, 2014 12:38 AM (UtwNa)
Color of money is green.
All the Brown family cares about is the green.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 21, 2014 12:43 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2014 12:35 AM (vPh3W)
Seemed like an "embellished" translation, if such was even written in French, with a lot of commentary from the author just injected at random.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarro World at December 21, 2014 12:43 AM (UtwNa)
This is when I wish I had a 'rental' bobcat."
Sometimes all you need is the right cat.
All of the cats who have ever owned me have been nervously alarmed by dogs (other than known ones).
But I have come across the occasional not-large house cat who holds to the principle that Thou Shalt Not Tolerate A Dog and is willing to back it up.
Some of them can really bring the cat-fu. Walking sideways on hind legs. Blowing up to three times normal size. Making demon on detached duty from the deepest circle of Hell noises. Siamese seem particularly skilled at this.
Most dogs assume a cat will be afraid of them and take off. When the cat instead goes totally gonzo and makes straight for them? Oh crap! What IS that thing? Run!!!
Posted by: torquewrench at December 21, 2014 12:43 AM (noWW6)
From his mansion in Alpine, no doubt.
Posted by: TheGhostOfSimonaHalep'sDDs at December 21, 2014 12:44 AM (S9rS1)
Posted by: Mr. Natural at December 21, 2014 12:44 AM (/pOl7)
Well, ok then.
TheBlazeNOW @TheBlazeNOW
Obama: "I unconditionally condemn today's murder of two police officers in New York City"
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 21, 2014 12:45 AM (ZPrif)
Donna and others, another thing that's at least been helping my mood lately: Twitter.
If you're not on it, get on it and IMMEDIATELY follow Kurt
Schlichter and Nick Searcy. They are BRILLIANT at confronting leftist
pigs, removing their heads, and shitting down their necks. And they are
absolutely fearless.
It's good to know that at least, the right *finally* has some real
warriors and asskickers on its side. We just have to keep the fight up
and stay vigilant.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:31 AM (EvYMx)
We had a warrior and asskicker -- we had a golden lion who could commandeer Weiner's own press-conference through sheer force of personality....but he left us too soon.
That we have others is a cause for jubilation, but it wasn't completely dark in the days before we lost Breitbart.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:45 AM (T1005)
-Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 12:37 AM (+XMAD)
Yes, ma'am. I sincerely understand. My first twenty-five years on Earth "allowed" me to mete out "justice", (as I saw it), in droves.
I punched anything that was bigger than me because "douchebag".
It only earned me jail time and false pride.
"Righteousness" comes from purity of heart and Soul.
One can only become "indignant" when sincerely threatened by Evil intent.
...write your own prescription!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 12:45 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:33 AM (T1005)
******
This was not a known asset, if that makes sense, at the time of Mom's death. Hell, we are just now finding out about it. My argument would be that it did not come into my possession until Mom's estate was prorated in 98. She owned it by default by being Dad's single heir. This makes sense to me, which means it will probably not grock with the Tax man.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 21, 2014 12:46 AM (eLjug)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:47 AM (T1005)
We don't have Breitbart anymore, but we have a lot of mini-ABs that have sprung up in his place. None of them individually is as talented as Andrew was, but when they work together... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:48 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 12:48 AM (q4AUu)
God have mercy. RT @NYPDJew: A cops son's sad goodbye. Heartbreaking #NYPD #JadenRamos #NYPDLivesMatter
https://twitter.com/NYPDJew/status/546539081111732226/photo/1
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 21, 2014 12:49 AM (ZPrif)
I thought it was pretty good, and I liked his "Newhart" spoof at the very end. (Won't give it away, look it up yourself.)
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:49 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2014 12:50 AM (4IFRz)
A local CPA can answer this. I have no idea what the rules are in the relevant jurisdictions.
Posted by: cthulhu
----------------------
On the state taxes, of course.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2014 12:39 AM (4Mv1T)
Ohhhh, nooo.....on the Federal taxes, too. Take a look at my earlier example -- "Community Property" is not a Federal issue....it's handled on a state-by-state basis. You could have the same set of facts in two different states and have two different Federal tax treatments.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:51 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 21, 2014 12:51 AM (I0XkK)
http://tinyurl.com/m8w9y2s
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:52 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:53 AM (T1005)
I think I've seen it before... but maybe I saw a different translation. It doesn't seem exactly the same, just really similar.
It seems odd, reading it, because you sort of figure that people don't talk like that, right? It's got a link to the French language article (supposedly) so maybe someone who speaks French could see if it sounds more reasonable in the original language.
Now, in some ways it seems legit. I mean, sure, I'm hearing something I really like to hear, and that always seems legit, right? Except that as far as I can tell our guys really *do* do a particularly *professional* sort of bad-ass warrior thing. And while US soldiers will go out of their way to praise and admire particular foreign military unit's bad-assery they're not lacking in their own self___. Figure that the average European military can't even manage to get everyone on board with getting their hair cut. And we *do* do this particular thing that elevates the lower ranks to significant responsibility, which is far from "normal" in many militaries. Is one of our guys standing sentry duty going to feel he's *supposed* to spend his shift malingering?
Oh, I expect any average 18 year old to be about as useful as any other 18 year old until they learn better, but by the time he or she is 20 he or she expects, and rightly so, to hold significant responsibility and authority.
We take it for granted.
Posted by: Synova at December 21, 2014 12:53 AM (Ek0Xs)
Posted by: torquewrench at December 21, 2014 12:43 AM (noWW6)
I had a marvelous cat, named Butch, who weighed exactly one half a pound when he came home from the shelter. He immediately stood on hind legs and let the dog know that there would be no interference with the CAT. Hence, the name.
He grew up to be a 17 lb. moose, very mellow dude, with the look that says "yeah, you and what army?" Never took shit and mostly didn't have to dish it.
A cat comfortable in his lovely loose skin. I miss him, a lot.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 21, 2014 12:53 AM (g+qqc)
Posted by: shredded chi at December 21, 2014 12:53 AM (Smm/k)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 12:53 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 12:54 AM (8SsiG)
http://youtu.be/_GbI2Tlt55w
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 21, 2014 12:54 AM (wfOci)
Posted by: Mistress Not Done yet at December 21, 2014 12:54 AM (2/oBD)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 21, 2014 12:54 AM (P+IZm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 12:55 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 12:55 AM (q4AUu)
I punched anything that was bigger than me because "douchebag".
It only earned me jail time and false pride.
"Righteousness" comes from purity of heart and Soul.
One can only become "indignant" when sincerely threatened by Evil intent.
...write your own prescription!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 12:45 AM (16bOT)
*****
I have seen you post about this before, and always find it to be a great story. Thank you for that, I appreciate it. That is all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 21, 2014 12:57 AM (5kNXS)
I would start by looking at the 706 for your mom's estate, probably
filed around 1998. If the property is clearly listed there, that's the
basis for the entire property.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:33 AM (T1005)
******
This was not a known asset, if that makes sense, at the time of
Mom's death. Hell, we are just now finding out about it. My argument
would be that it did not come into my possession until Mom's estate was
prorated in 98. She owned it by default by being Dad's single heir. This
makes sense to me, which means it will probably not grock with the Tax
man.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 21, 2014 12:46 AM (eLjug)
You may end up amending the 706. Or not. Proceed with caution.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:57 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Costanza
----------------
Asshole, caught between a rock and a hard place.
Surprised he didn't mistakenly say, "The police reacted badly."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2014 12:57 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 21, 2014 12:57 AM (ucDmr)
I have a boss who is quite liberal. I like her, she's a good boss (she's a lib, not a hard leftist - liberal more out of ignorance than hatred), but she is one of those who assumes that if you are nice, you must be liberal - because all nice people are liberals. She frequently brings up politics at our department meetings and the the libs nod while the conservatives (I know they are) stare off into middle space.
She and her husband are originally from Kentucky.She is retiring in July, and earlier this week, when we had our Christmas party I asked her if she and her husband were planning on staying in Wisconsin.
"No, we might move back to Kentucky. The taxes are much lower there!"
Yep. Gee, do you think the fact that Wisconsin is a purple state and Kentucky is red has something to do with that?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 12:57 AM (+XMAD)
haven't watched it in years. And I could use it...
Posted by: shredded chi at December 21, 2014 12:57 AM (GSy5R)
Posted by: shredded
-------------
I'll have a flaming rum punch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2014 12:57 AM (vPh3W)
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2014 12:50 AM (4IFRz)
Dear God, I wish that were true in the Here and Now.
Unfortunately, carrying a B.A.R. down Main Street toward "The Justice Center" carries callow thoughts and bloodier ends that justify no means.
I can only wish their "end" to appear something like the movie "Ghost".
....Where the shadows rise-up and consume the souls of The Wicked.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 12:59 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2014 12:59 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 01:00 AM (syGA0)
Yes, the basis in fact for the Country's problems. It's time for a divorce.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 01:01 AM (q4AUu)
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 21, 2014 12:57 AM (5kNXS)
Roger that.
-I Thank You More.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:01 AM (16bOT)
Enjoy the response time fuckers. Maybe you can call sharp ton or some doucheweasel in a I can't breathe t-shirt when your house is getting broken into. And for a bonus, you can't be armed. Have fun libs.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 21, 2014 01:01 AM (bXdYS)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:02 AM (16bOT)
https://twitter.com/NYPDJew/status/546539081111732226/photo/1
Today I had to say bye to my father. He was there for me every day of my life, he was the best father I could ask for. It's horrible that someone gets shot dead just for being a police officer. Everyone says they hate cops but they are the people that they call for help. I will always love you and I will never forget you. RIP Dad.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 21, 2014 01:02 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 21, 2014 01:02 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 21, 2014 01:02 AM (ucDmr)
Mom's death. Hell, we are just now finding out about it. My argument
would be that it did not come into my possession until Mom's estate was
prorated in 98. She owned it by default by being Dad's single heir. This
makes sense to me, which means it will probably not grock with the Tax
man.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 21, 2014 12:46 AM (eLjug)
You may end up amending the 706. Or not. Proceed with caution.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 12:57 AM (T1005)
Remember, the government is the pimp. The pimp always gets paid. If the whore can't work, she better get him his money.
Government will find a way to get their money. If they didn't get it back when your mom died, they sure as hell will aim to get it back now.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 21, 2014 01:03 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 21, 2014 01:03 AM (wfOci)
When she exclaimed about the taxes, I probably would have gotten myself in trouble and exclaimed, "ah hah! I KNEW I would finally make a good conservative influence on you."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 01:03 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: Farmer at December 21, 2014 01:04 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 21, 2014 01:04 AM (9GG/0)
Rev Bomb-Thrower sent out a statement "condemning the murder of the
officers" and claims that his movement was never about violence
Hey Al, you can't put the shit back into the horse
Posted by: kbdabear at December 20, 2014 10:35 PM (GrXXa)
===of course it isn't. It's about stealing hair extensions and big screen TVs
Posted by: jc at December 21, 2014 01:06 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 21, 2014 01:07 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 01:08 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:08 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 21, 2014 01:08 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:08 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 21, 2014 01:10 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 21, 2014 01:13 AM (9GG/0)
ColdBeer, you'd like a Catholic priest I know here. He was a (not terribly religious - chased women and drank) linebacker in college. He played college ball at the U of Michigan in the '90's and was considered a top NFL prospect.
He was also an art history major who planned on becoming an art teacher if the NFL didn't pan out. And he worked as a bouncer in college.(Yeah, bud, I like art. You gonna make something of that? I'm 6'5" and 260 lbs.)
He had a religion conversion when he was a senior and became a priest instead of a NFL player. I went to a Mass of his 5 or so years ago and that chalice disappeared in his hands.
And he heard my confession. He scolded me for talking too loudly. You listen when you are scolded by a linebacker. "I'm sorry, Father."
Then he told me that the culture is decadent and we are in the same place the Romans who witnesses the end of the Roman Empire were - but Christ wins in the end. God will always win in the end.
And somehow it was reassuring hearing that growled in the bass voice of a linebacker. We need more priests like him in the Catholic Church and fewer Fr. Richard Simmons.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 01:13 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 01:14 AM (q4AUu)
12 Cats are assholes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2014 10:10 PM (wr4LJ)
Taste like chicken
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2014 10:14 PM (jTQ9M)"
According to someone I know who tasted one, they actually taste like cat piss smells. The dogs ate the cat meat, though. Of course, dogs eat their own turds.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 21, 2014 01:15 AM (PD6iL)
I'm so sorry. I know what it is like. God bless your dad and my condolences.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 01:16 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: jc at December 21, 2014 01:17 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 21, 2014 01:18 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Null at December 21, 2014 01:23 AM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 01:23 AM (q4AUu)
Nope. No car chase. No lightning. Here is the unedited video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEuppHhXOMQ
Posted by: rd at December 21, 2014 01:26 AM (J7NUM)
Sleep or beer? Imma in a quandry.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 01:23 AM (q4AUu)
the answer is beer
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 21, 2014 01:26 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarro World at December 21, 2014 12:33 AM (UtwNa)
It's an awful, awful translation. That is what is not right. I believe the original intent is fine.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 01:29 AM (+XMAD)
oh doing okay. hiya jc how is the frigid north
Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 21, 2014 01:18 AM (9GG/0)
===we had carolers this PM. set to the background of barking dogs. I don't think I could explain what it was like.
Posted by: jc at December 21, 2014 01:30 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 01:30 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2014 01:31 AM (EvYMx)
I find my words to be insufficient, even as I painstakingly review and revise them.
That anyone would find anything redeeming within those written phrases is humbling, indeed.
I repeat The Prayer of St. Francis to myself, so as to NOT return to a life of debauchery.
My greatest fear is my own ego. I detest its very existence. I wish to become "That Kid" again, that befriended the "nerds" and Loved them for correcting my stupidity.
That I have most of those friends to this day says something.
It says that their will and belief is stronger than mine.
Perhaps they see the Soul and not the jackass.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:33 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:33 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2014 01:33 AM (FMbng)
-Posted by: chemjeff with beer at December 21, 2014 01:26 AM (9GG/0)
That answer is always beer... *HAH!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:35 AM (16bOT)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2014 01:33 AM (FMbng)
Are you calling me a "prick"?!?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:36 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 01:37 AM (q4AUu)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2014 01:33 AM (FMbng)
Are you calling me a "prick"?!?
No need to get pissed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2014 01:37 AM (UVfht)
-Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2014 01:37 AM (UVfht)
*rim
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:38 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:39 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:40 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:33 AM (16bOT)
If you are like me, Slap, you have the desire to be Christian warring with the person who came of age in the 70's and '80's partying and caring little about anything but his/her own ego. That person made a shambles of my 20's - and yet I have a sentimental and wholly irrational fondness for that foolish, feckless person, although I am very happy I am no longer that person.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 01:40 AM (+XMAD)
"Thread seems to be moving like a kidney stone."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2014 01:33 AM (FMbng)
Are you calling me a "prick"?!?
No need to get pissed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2014 01:37 AM (UVfht)
Someone's got some gravel in their junk.....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 01:40 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------
I suggested he consult a CPA. Most reasonable people would assume that to be a CPA in their home state.
Perhaps I ticked you off here, or in a past life. You take issue with most posts I put up, including how far the drive is to a town one hour away from me. You did that you know.
Maybe you didn't realize you do this. Just an FYI.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2014 01:41 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:35 AM (16bOT)
Did someone say beer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEGAdEGnqKA
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2014 01:41 AM (FMbng)
Ampersands forever!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 01:42 AM (+XMAD)
The thread has been pretty rocky the last few minutes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2014 01:43 AM (UVfht)
I am like you. No better. No worse. I seek only redemption with this stupid Human Soul... lol.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:43 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2014 01:43 AM (FMbng)
My soul sister. {{Donna &&&&&&}}
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 01:46 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 01:47 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2014 01:48 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2014 01:48 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2014 01:49 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 01:49 AM (q4AUu)
The first email on the list is always some kind of ad (free yahoo acct). This one was "single seniors want to meet you!"
WTF is up with that? I ain't that old.
I mean, I'm pushing 50, but don't look it. Hell, I'm a good looking dude.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 21, 2014 01:50 AM (jjHp6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
That's granite for AOSHQ threads.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 01:51 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 01:52 AM (q4AUu)
It was the impetus for the name-change, actually.
"Slapweasel" felt more like someone who should be "cracking-down on smarmy, slimy, weasel idiocy".
"ColdBeer1" feels more like a guy who drinks lawnmower beer and "hangs-out".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:52 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: jc at December 21, 2014 01:53 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:53 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: jc at December 21, 2014 01:54 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer and no pants at December 21, 2014 01:54 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer and no pants at December 21, 2014 01:55 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 01:55 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer and no pants at December 21, 2014 01:55 AM (9GG/0)
There is nothing like being at work at 0200am, watching a replay of the Caps/Devils game in front of a roaring fire. Bing has an option on there webpage where you can pick a fireplace, sound effects and everything.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 01:56 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 01:57 AM (wr4LJ)
-Posted by: jc at December 21, 2014 01:54 AM (iRJ+A)
Send $3.99 to...
Slapwesel Industries
P.O. Box 11511
Parma, Ohio
44173
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:57 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer and no pants at December 21, 2014 01:58 AM (9GG/0)
-Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 01:55 AM (q4AUu)
Aye, laddie!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 01:58 AM (16bOT)
Are you a nurse? 2am? Yikes.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 02:00 AM (q4AUu)
Network administrator for undisclosed location (Fed Contractor).
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:00 AM (syGA0)
Nope. No car chase. No lightning. Here is the unedited video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEuppHhXOMQ
Posted by: rd
Yeah, I knew that one was fake BEFORE I even watched the video! Anything that seems "too perfect to be true" usually is. And then when you watch the "lightning" version, you ask yourself, "But where was the lightning?" and also "How did the uploader know the people in the car had just robbed a church?" which is an extremely rare event even without the lightning part. So: fake-o from the get-go. And yet, even in this Internet Age, those obvious urban legends STILL get believe by the gullible masses.
Sadly, Jonathan Gruber and P.T. Barnum were right.
Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2014 02:00 AM (K4YiS)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:00 AM (syGA0)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 01:57 AM (wr4LJ)
Some delts are gumbits.
Most gumbits are kilts.
Can pants be delts?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 02:00 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:01 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 02:02 AM (q4AUu)
WTF is up with that? I ain't that old.
I mean, I'm pushing 50, but don't look it. Hell, I'm a good looking dude.
Posted by: shredded chi
Well, if you're young, then they want to meet you even more! Senior cougars love that fresh meat. There was no implication in that email that you are a senior -- they're simply informing you that seniors have the hots for you.
Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2014 02:03 AM (K4YiS)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:04 AM (syGA0)
That is just heart-wrenching. Literally brought a tear to my eye.
Posted by: FOAF at December 21, 2014 02:05 AM (eVemY)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 02:05 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:06 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 02:09 AM (q4AUu)
And if you think that's bad, I'vr gotten signed up (by harassers) for all sorts of Muslim "dating" (if that's the right word) spam lists. So now I know that lasses of unknown appearance from Malaysia and Kazakhstan seek marriage partners NOW!
There is never any option to unsubscribe.
But seriously, I did learn from these spams that if you actually want a Muslim wife, Kyrgyzstan is the place to go -- lots of hotties, and they are desperate to get out. Who would have guessed? Sort of like the Islamic Ukraine.
Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2014 02:09 AM (K4YiS)
-Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:06 AM (syGA0)
That sucks.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 02:09 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2014 02:03 AM (K4YiS)
Better get some good Afrika korps goggles.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2014 02:09 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:10 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:11 AM (syGA0)
simply informing you that seniors have the hots for you.
umm that's kind of creepy
don't know if I like this reverse-MILFism
Posted by: chemjeff with beer and no pants at December 21, 2014 02:11 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer and no pants at December 21, 2014 02:11 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:12 AM (syGA0)
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:10 AM (BNIaE)
Look at you! Being all "Here And Shit"!"
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 02:13 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 02:14 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:14 AM (BNIaE)
626: Love it! I had owned nothing but GM since 1988 (2 Chevy's and a Saturn). After GM went (well should have went) tits up and they canned Saturn, I decided that the Saturn would be my last GM car andI got the Honda I never new that cars can turn on a dime and have really good suspension.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:14 AM (syGA0)
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:14 AM (BNIaE)
Naw... it is just something of brilliance within you.
That Shit Just Happens.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 02:16 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:16 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer and no pants at December 21, 2014 01:55 AM (9GG/0)
I had no ampersands for a very long time (I still don't have them at work.) Then one day, amazingly, they were there! Wine and rejoicing!
I can't sleep -so here I am.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 02:16 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:18 AM (syGA0)
WTF? I'm still driving a '96 Yukon. Something is wrong with picture. I need another beer!
Oh, and stupid me. I answered the phone today, Hi J***** whore house, it was the eye dr. My new glasses are ready. Geez.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 02:18 AM (q4AUu)
http://fdating.com/profile?id=1554021;
http://fdating.com/profile?id=1482425;
http://fdating.com/profile?id=1238489;
http://fdating.com/profile?id=1425580;
http://fdating.com/profile?id=1372776;
http://fdating.com/profile?id=1410459;
...it goes on and on. Thousands of 'em.
Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2014 02:19 AM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 21, 2014 02:19 AM (P+IZm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:20 AM (BNIaE)
...Ampersands!
Here's one for you ....&
...and you - &
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Throws ampersands about as if there were no tomorrow.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 02:20 AM (16bOT)
Ohhhh, nooo.....on the Federal taxes, too. Take a look at my earlier
example -- "Community Property" is not a Federal issue....it's handled
on a state-by-state basis. You could have the same set of facts in two
different states and have two different Federal tax treatments.
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------
I suggested he consult a CPA. Most reasonable people would assume that to be a CPA in their home state.
Perhaps I ticked you off here, or in a past life. You take issue
with most posts I put up, including how far the drive is to a town one
hour away from me. You did that you know.
Maybe you didn't realize you do this. Just an FYI.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2014 01:41 AM (4Mv1T)
I'm sorry, TR -- I'm actually very interested in your posts because NC is high up the list of states I'd rather live in, and I know that I am woefully ignorant of so many things that apply there (one notable discussion was regarding draining fats down the kitchen sink, when someone noted that even EVOO could obstruct a drain at 20 degrees).
In the case of MWNP, however, he is currently in GA but, IIRC, relocated there recently. He's talking about property inherited from his parents. When I referred to "local CPA", it wasn't necessarily GA. He needs to consider the laws relating to the jurisdiction in which the property is located, the jurisdiction in which the estate was adjudicated, and his own locale. I'm not-at-all certain at how that works out.
When I think of how many of your posts go by and I silently go "damned straight", I'm fretting that my frequent "how does that work, again?" posts are interpreted as criticism, when the truth is that I really don't know and feel a pressing need to understand.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2014 02:20 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:21 AM (BNIaE)
I don't discriminate - I've 'known' some beautiful older women in my day.
And I can only imagine the kind of spam you get signed up for. I hope that's an email addy from your site or PJM and not a personal one.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 21, 2014 02:22 AM (jjHp6)
Name Meka
Country Kyrgyzstan
State/Region: Bishkek
City Bishkek
Marital status Single
Age 27
Zodiac sign Leo
Height 4'11" (1 m 52 cm)
Weight 94lbs (42.6 kg)
Hair Color Black
Eye Color Black
Children No children
Religion Muslim
-------
The photo is not exactly what you imagine when you think of "Soviet Muslim."
Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2014 02:22 AM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:23 AM (BNIaE)
I bought a used (but very well cared for)Monte Carlo a couple of years ago. Then they had the ignition problem. I used to have my car key on the same ring as 20 other keys, but now that they've told me that's a bad idea, I keep it separate.
I like my car, but would not like it if I had to drive it any great distance. The gas mileage is godawful.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 02:24 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 02:24 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:25 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: shredded chi
Yeah, it's to my "Mohammed Image Archive" email account, which the jihadists sign up for every kooky spam list in the Muslim world, as a sort of halfbaked cyber attack on me. I amped up the spam filter to catch most of them, but plenty still get through.
Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2014 02:25 AM (K4YiS)
Roses are red,
Christmas is coming,
I'm outta here for the night,
Be cheerful-ish and not bumming ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 21, 2014 02:25 AM (P+IZm)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer and no pants at December 21, 2014 02:27 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer and no pants at December 21, 2014 02:28 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 02:20 AM (16bOT)
And that is exactly what you should do with ampersands. I am wrapping up a dozen of them to give as Christmas gifts.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 02:28 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 02:28 AM (16bOT)
Driving my first GM product in 15 years. Had Dodge and Ford the entire time in between. It has electrical problems but is damn good on gas and it is remarkably quiet. And, I bought for several grand less than my last pickup.
Sort of miss the good ol' Dodge though.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:28 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:29 AM (syGA0)
-Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 02:28 AM (+XMAD)
Why not ...right?!?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 02:29 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 02:30 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 21, 2014 02:30 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 21, 2014 02:31 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Null at December 21, 2014 01:23 AM
Good episode.
Posted by: otho at December 21, 2014 02:31 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 02:32 AM (q4AUu)
Please allow me to add my two cents.
If you ask cthulhu what time it is, he will likely take the opportunity to tell who how a watch is made. Then tell you what time it is and what time it was when you originally asked.
and, since the topic is his area of expertise, well...
I'm sure he meant no offense, TR. That just ain't him. Hell, I've seen him defend some real assholes here - just giving said assholes the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 21, 2014 02:33 AM (jjHp6)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 02:34 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 02:32 AM (q4AUu)
Or else the clown will eat you?
Posted by: model_1066 at December 21, 2014 02:34 AM (kCxMY)
Have you ever heard anybody say, "Gddamn it, I HATE an ampersand!"
No.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 02:36 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 21, 2014 02:38 AM (R5HRU)
Although, the prime rib and yorkshire pudding is going to be the bomb.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 02:39 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:40 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: The Dude at December 21, 2014 02:41 AM (SyKbw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:42 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Infidel
Not in Kyrgyzstan. The Soviets pretty much stamped out any extremism there -- practically stamped out most religious observance at all. A lot of these girls I suspect are nominally "Muslim," but if an American WASP with a fat wallet came a-callin', they'd be all over you in a heartbeat.
I get the impression that these ads are not intended for local Kyrgyz loser-dudes to peruse, but for Americans and Brits. (Note, for example that the weights are given in POUNDS first; and the site is in ENGLISH. That tells you the target audience.) Girls sign up in the hope of snagging a foreign husband -- and we're not talkin' about some fat uneducated Pakistani villager with a deformed hand [move reference -- just ignore]. They want YOU! And for a low low fee, they can be yours.
Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2014 02:42 AM (K4YiS)
Have you ever heard anybody say, "Gddamn it, I HATE an ampersand!"
No.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&
Congrats. I don't miss the ampersands much.
**sniff**
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 02:43 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:44 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 02:47 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 21, 2014 02:24 AM (+XMAD)
I took a nap earlier, so I ain't noways tarred either.
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2014 02:51 AM (sdi6R)
Based upon a friend's experience, Jeeps and ATVs can be dangerous. Good ground, moderate speed, they're fine. Increase either and there's chance for shit.
Just you watch your shit. Got a friend who was good with both nursing a broken leg with a new rod.
I'll reissue in the morning.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:52 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Baldy at December 21, 2014 02:53 AM (+35FH)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 02:54 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:52 AM (BNIaE)
harness belts should be one's first purchase when buying a jeep
Posted by: The Dude at December 21, 2014 02:54 AM (SyKbw)
If you're doing much than driving down the road at 55mph, yes.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 02:57 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Infidel
I don't think they're "Selling themselves" -- I think they're just trying to find husbands with "prospects" greater than the incredibly limited prospects available to men in Kyrgyzstan. I doubt it's out-and-out prostitution - it's sincere marriage-seekers. It's just that if a man is "rich" (i.e. middle-class by American standards) you're lookin' like might fine husband material to them.
Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2014 02:59 AM (K4YiS)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 03:00 AM (wr4LJ)
...right now, I've been catching up on all the Autumn Season shows sitting on a 32gig data stick. (Yeah, there's a bunch of them.)
(Hence the reason for my lurking)
Congrats to CDC (and future family), hope everybody is riding out the storm as best they can...
...it's going to be a long two years.
And, if worse comes to worse... just head towards the sound of the guns.
I'll be the third bush on the right... maybe.
*back to lurking*
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 21, 2014 03:01 AM (/mTq0)
So, is JEF a socialist, fascist or communist?
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:01 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 21, 2014 03:04 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 03:04 AM (syGA0)
Golden hair, green eyes, divorced at 22, looks like an Asian supermodel, speaks Russian only -- I tells ya, Kyrgyzstan is the place you oughta be!
---
Name [pixy can't handle it]
Country Kyrgyzstan
State/Region: Bishkek
City Bishkek
Marital status Divorced
Age 22
Zodiac sign Pisces
Height 5'5" (1 m 67 cm)
Weight 120lbs (54.4 kg)
Hair Color Golden
Eye Color Green
Children No children
Religion Muslim
Smoking No
Drinking No
Languages Russian
Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2014 03:05 AM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Infidel
He's a Obamanist.
He doesn't believe in any 'ism but which magnifies his own self.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 03:06 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:07 AM (q4AUu)
If it weren't for booze I'd be a quivering puddle of tears.
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 21, 2014 03:08 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2014 03:08 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:09 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:11 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 03:12 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 03:13 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:14 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: puddleglum@work
Gallows = noose = racist
Also
Gallows = threat = Secret Service
In Soviet America, innocuous comment testifies against YOU.
Posted by: zombie at December 21, 2014 03:15 AM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 03:15 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 03:17 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:17 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 03:19 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 03:20 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 03:21 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 03:21 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 03:21 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 03:22 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:24 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 03:25 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Gall, humor,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humorism#Four_humors
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 03:31 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:37 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:41 AM (q4AUu)
https://tinyurl.com/q6kx5nm
There are also feature articles about Hermann Goering and the British Air Force.
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2014 03:43 AM (sdi6R)
I've got an idea.
The professed socialists among us should just join a socialist banking collective. It would take minimal framing.
The internet has flattened most of the transactions .
And then they could fuck off. Kindly.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 03:45 AM (wr4LJ)
It's saturday* technically - so fuck it
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 21, 2014 03:50 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:53 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 03:53 AM (BNIaE)
Anything interesting happen on the ONT?
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2014 03:58 AM (lN8KC)
'The Grinch' as performed by 16 Second Stare
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=7673
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2014 03:59 AM (lN8KC)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:59 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:59 AM (q4AUu)
Apparently 'Satan uses bunself pronouns, and that bun changed buns name from Lucifer to Satan due to transness'
http://politicalhat.com/?p=7638
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2014 03:59 AM (lN8KC)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:53 AM (q4AUu)
The whole Life archive from 1936-1972 is online, starting here:
https://tinyurl.com/m9sfupb
Click on a five-year period, then use the horizontal slider under the thumbnail covers.
I remember Life from my childhood in the 60s. The old ads are fun, too.
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2014 04:01 AM (sdi6R)
Anything interesting happen on the ONT?
Posted by: The Political Hat
Nope
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 04:02 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 04:03 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 04:03 AM (syGA0)
A hero is you!
I've got a six pack and probably 8 shots for tomorrow.
I am splitting the shots with the gal and probably 2 beers as well. So I'm no that much of an alcoholic hah.
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 21, 2014 04:04 AM (R5HRU)
At least the toilet seat I brought will go to good use up at the cabin in the outhouse.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 04:05 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 04:05 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 04:07 AM (BNIaE)
WTF is up with that? I ain't that old.
--- Posted by: shredded chi at December 21, 2014 01:50 AM (jjHp6) --- That's why they want to meet you!
Posted by: Baldy at December 21, 2014 04:07 AM (+35FH)
The fuck is a white elephant party?
puddlegum - Akira, any good?
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 21, 2014 04:09 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Infidel
Dude, dont' reveal the outhouse location!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 04:10 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 04:11 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 04:11 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 21, 2014 04:12 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: puddleglum
ore sza@!
http://youtu.be/ixAHUWgBKsw
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 04:13 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 04:13 AM (q4AUu)
Nearing the end of the shift. Another 90 min or so. Then I'm offfor 3 nights and then right back here. (24-25-26). Sucks to be working Boxing Day! ;-)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 04:18 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2014 04:19 AM (q4AUu)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 04:20 AM (wr4LJ)
So, what is my local PBS station KOCE running this weekend?
"The Life of Muhammed". Over and over. About 12 hours of The Mo Before The O, maybe more.
Merry Christmas from the PBS Family!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 21, 2014 04:22 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 04:23 AM (syGA0)
A few seasons of the most deferential and exemplar BBC produced TV in the last fortnight.
Anglican vicar does his worst.
I hate 'embarrassment' type squeeze.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2014 04:28 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: chemjeff with beer and no pants at December 21, 2014 05:02 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Baldy at December 21, 2014 05:05 AM (+35FH)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 21, 2014 05:14 AM (syGA0)
'I Pay The Tax That Makes The Whole World Sing'
(well maybe not all the tax, but enough)
Somebody gotta keep those swisher sweets on the shelf.
Posted by: Erowmero at December 21, 2014 05:35 AM (go5uR)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 21, 2014 06:31 AM (uSAVP)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2014 06:38 AM (lN8KC)
Somebody should send a copy of it to John F--khead Kerry. He could use the education.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 21, 2014 06:46 AM (2ruKl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 21, 2014 06:57 AM (irGEw)
Somehow, between the smiles and the tears, she got out a greeting to Brandon and his family.
So....Brandon, From us,
God bless both you, your wife, and the Little Meatball.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 21, 2014 07:00 AM (irGEw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 21, 2014 06:57 AM
My guess would be: not until the next Downtrodden Minority Person is killed/wounded/dissed by the White Oppressor. Members of the middle-class -- as represented by the two cops murdered yesterday -- don't loot and burn. They were taught to be better than that.
So a "statement" condemning the murders was issued in Choom Boy's name? He can't wait to get his disgusting mug on teevee when one of his "sons" gets popped by Whitey after committing a crime, but is too busy having fun in Hawaii to actually show up and condemn a fucking worthless thug?
I thought I had reached the absolute peak of disgust with this shitweasel. He always manages to surprise me by adding to my loathing.
Oh, and fuck you too, De Blasio. Worthless turd....
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 21, 2014 07:09 AM (yAC3X)
I agre.
It isn't gonna flame up from the law abiding side deciding to burn the town down.
But, the GBF is a major problem here in the area, with a lot of influence on what takes place.
A good number of black residents of the city are indeed pushing back against the protests, and the cries to cause violence. Several good young black leaders are emerging at the street level, trying to teach black youth to step away from the path of perpetual victimhood, and step up to the ideas of education, and responsibility for ones actions.
But, the city is full of Al Sharpton followers, simple minded emoters, and failed old revolutionaries who wish to see violence.
It's not a by-product....it's the actual goal. Anything less is failure.
I read the local news online at the Baltimore Sun occasionally.
The scariest part is the online comments.
There are enough ugly comments there to allow one to believe that there are enough white, gap toothed peckerwoods just itching to gather the boys and ride, that something happening is almost becoming inevitable. Are these comments written by non-blacks, posting honest viewpoints?
Are they being written by others as a false flag?
Don't know.
Mrs VIA grew up here in Baltimore.
Went through the riots as a child.
She doesn't want to do that again.
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I kinda got out of the habit and now I want to do it again.
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