Early Morning Thread, 12/20/14 - GoP edition. [krakatoa]

Greetings Ace of Spades dummyhead mob.

I bring to you this morning greetings and felicitous branches of piece olives from his most eminence Kim Jong Un.

He join with you you're disdain for main brook media like Sony, and ask for you're patient resolve for Un's Armies of Truth to bring entertainment selection that honor our share rererr... Our share renever...

Our share revener...
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Our share love for tradition with masterpart films like Urban Girl Come to Get Married. And Double Team.

Sip with me the Johnny Walker, and together under His Most Enlightenment PhD of Luminocity, we will follow him on his mighty steed to slice like a Stanley Burrell.

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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, December 20, 2014. On this day in 1803 the United States purchased Louisiana from France for $15M. Jefferson was roundly derided for this but it is probably the best purchase this country ever made.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:47 AM (u9gzs)

2 Obama is illegally registering new citizens and Democrat voters.


http://is.gd/MSHdxh

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:47 AM (u9gzs)

3 Sony says it had no choice but to pull the release of The Interview because theaters were not going to show it anyway.


http://is.gd/2zkOXI


Center tag close?

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:48 AM (u9gzs)

4 ISIS animals are using Christian churches as torture chambers.


http://is.gd/EOpAsb

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:48 AM (u9gzs)

5 Commercially produced caramel apples have been linked to 4 deaths and dozens of illnesses in 10 States. So Morons beware.


http://is.gd/TsVlDo

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:48 AM (u9gzs)

6 Woohoo, the strangeness continues....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 20, 2014 06:48 AM (yAC3X)

7 Obama spews another lie about Keystone.


http://is.gd/SqZhIz

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:48 AM (u9gzs)

8 WI Democrats defied a court order to continue harassment of conservatives. So when is someone going to jail?


http://is.gd/MDxtcy

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:49 AM (u9gzs)

9 The IRS is squealing like a pig over budget cuts.


http://is.gd/wnGYX1

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:49 AM (u9gzs)

10 Look at this crap that is part of common core and imagine what would happen if you substituted Christianity for islam.


http://is.gd/7495nR

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:49 AM (u9gzs)

11 Holder is finding new "rights" for homosexuals and cross dressers. The only people who have no rights are white hetero males.


On Thursday, US Attorney General Eric Holder announced a new interpretation of the Civil Rights Act meant to prevent employers from discriminating against people who claim the status of a transgendered person.


So no congressional action needed. Holder can "interpret" new laws into being.


http://is.gd/QZ7owc

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:50 AM (u9gzs)

12 Obama apologizes to Castro and violates half a dozen federal laws on Cuba.


http://is.gd/sk9Zmj

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:50 AM (u9gzs)

13 Obama is sending another 1,000 soldiers from the 82nd airborne to Iraq. Where is the press outcry?


http://is.gd/LxF0OR

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:50 AM (u9gzs)

14 Scankles is behind the deal with Castro.


http://is.gd/RdUQMT

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:50 AM (u9gzs)

15 Imagine if the evil Bush had done crap like this.


http://is.gd/NRvGo0

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:51 AM (u9gzs)

16 The Obamanites fear a potential President Cruz.


http://is.gd/YoVr5y

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:51 AM (u9gzs)

17 Did you know squirrels cause global warming? I swear these fruitcakes get nuttier every day.


http://is.gd/jhhlIO

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:51 AM (u9gzs)

18 RINO JEB said LBJ would be his role model as President.


http://is.gd/FVAuxh

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:51 AM (u9gzs)

19 The Obama union packed NLRB has charged McDonald's with unfair labor practices. And they will go to the NLRB kangaroo court to try the case. The NLRB has become a tool of the labor unions who have targeted McDonald's for union representation. The NLRB should be eliminated.


http://is.gd/6Q9jv6

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:52 AM (u9gzs)

20 No, there is no bias at GQ when they made the crazy politician list.


http://is.gd/9GLILS

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:52 AM (u9gzs)

21 The Daily Deals


http://is.gd/csgsCC


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:52 AM (u9gzs)

22 Good Lord. I'm centered!

Posted by: Rev at December 20, 2014 06:53 AM (Vh+W5)

23 a man a plan a canal panama

Posted by: Rev at December 20, 2014 06:54 AM (Vh+W5)

24 I feel centered

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2014 06:54 AM (irGEw)

25 Exxxxcelllent!

Posted by: Jon Huntsman Jr at December 20, 2014 06:55 AM (9BRsg)

26 It's going to be a miserable day here today. Highs in the 40s and rain.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:56 AM (u9gzs)

27 I palindrome I

Posted by: Rev at December 20, 2014 06:56 AM (Vh+W5)

28 So....anybody going to the Mall today for last minute shopping?

Good luck.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2014 06:58 AM (irGEw)

29 It's going to be a miserable day here today. Highs in the 40s and rain.


Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:56 AM


It will allegedly reach 36 here today (34 right now) with "ocean effect" snow due tonight.


Posted by: MrScribbler at December 20, 2014 06:58 AM (yAC3X)

30 29 It will allegedly reach 36 here today (34 right now) with "ocean effect" snow due tonight.




Posted by: MrScribbler at December 20, 2014 06:58 AM (yAC3X)

I would rather have snow than cold rain.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:59 AM (u9gzs)

31 Today, I will lounge about and do NOTHING! And I will enjoy every minute of it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 20, 2014 07:01 AM (60Vyp)

32 Damned centrists are taking over AoSHQ!

Posted by: Y-not at December 20, 2014 07:01 AM (9BRsg)

33 *poof!* I'm like magic. Make a comment and it's fixed!

Posted by: Y-not at December 20, 2014 07:01 AM (9BRsg)

34 I would rather have snow than cold rain. Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:59 AM

I agree, Vic. Of course I'd rather have warmth, sun, and tropical breezes....

But no one is giving me an all-expenses-paid 17-day vacation in Hawaii.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 20, 2014 07:03 AM (yAC3X)

35 Bah! Now my silly comments will live on in infamy.

Posted by: Rev at December 20, 2014 07:04 AM (Vh+W5)

36 You're page justification is not the boss of me!

Pagist fascist pig!

Posted by: cis right centered with a back tab at December 20, 2014 07:05 AM (LvVQC)

37 1
Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, December 20, 2014. On this day
in 1803 the United States purchased Louisiana from France for $15M.
Jefferson was roundly derided for this but it is probably the best
purchase this country ever made.



Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:47 AM (u9gzs)

and you were there

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at December 20, 2014 07:06 AM (SmC4z)

38 Shaping up to be gloomy and chilly (hi 30s) here today. Might snow tonight which would suck b/c I wanted to go look at lights tonight.

It feels like an unusually humid and overcast winter so far this year for us.

Posted by: Y-not at December 20, 2014 07:06 AM (9BRsg)

39 34 I agree, Vic. Of course I'd rather have warmth, sun, and tropical breezes....

But no one is giving me an all-expenses-paid 17-day vacation in Hawaii.


Posted by: MrScribbler at December 20, 2014 07:03 AM (yAC3X)

Yep, I hate winter.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 07:06 AM (u9gzs)

40 I would rather have snow than cold rain.


Cold rain is much easier to shovel off the driveway than snow.

Posted by: somejoe at December 20, 2014 07:07 AM (LvVQC)

41 There it
goes again!

Posted by: Rev at December 20, 2014 07:08 AM (Vh+W5)

42 Doesn't matter if it's snow or rain.
Both are the secret ingredients that turn Baltimorons into the worse drivers in the universe.

Your cars aren't safe.
Pedestrians aren't safe.
Your homes trees and livestock are not safe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2014 07:10 AM (irGEw)

43 40 Cold rain is much easier to shovel off the driveway than snow.

Posted by: somejoe at December 20, 2014 07:07 AM (LvVQC)


I have never shoveled snow. Even when I lived in NY. Of course I lived in an apartment there and someone else came around with mechanized stuff to get rid of it.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 07:12 AM (u9gzs)

44 Besides, why shovel when a trip to the local hardware store will get you a snow blower.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 07:15 AM (u9gzs)

45 Oh happy man !
I have been moving snow around with an idiot stick all my life. Good exercise, fwiw.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 20, 2014 07:15 AM (OCcU9)

46 Shoveling even a little bit of snow makes one truly appreciate cold rain or even impossible to shovel sleet.

Posted by: somejoe at December 20, 2014 07:15 AM (LvVQC)

47 Man, that news was extra infuriating today, Vic.

Where, how, when can the criminals who have taken over be stopped? Madness!

Also...

Morning, Glories!

Posted by: mindful webworker wakes up grumpy at December 20, 2014 07:16 AM (x/Nq/)

48 46
Shoveling even a little bit of snow makes one truly appreciate cold rain or even impossible to shovel sleet.



Posted by: somejoe at December 20, 2014 07:15 AM (LvVQC)


Yeah, we usually get sleet then snow when it does snow. A layer of snow over 1 inch of sleet is slicker than cat stuff.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 07:17 AM (u9gzs)

49 I'm on Team Snow.

Cold rain just sucks the life out of me.

Posted by: krakatoa at December 20, 2014 07:19 AM (eCtnP)

50 I just went out to get a loaf of bread from the outside freezer. Misting rain and 42F.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 07:21 AM (u9gzs)

51 My riding dog is much more versatire than the one in the picture, mine doubres as runch!

Posted by: Kim smalldong Unmanry at December 20, 2014 07:23 AM (vntmB)

52 All your base are belong to us!

Posted by: North Korea at December 20, 2014 07:25 AM (MMC8r)

53


DAY 774

689 to go (762 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2014 07:30 AM (CMkNk)

54 Good Saturday, everyone.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 20, 2014 07:30 AM (BNIaE)

55 9 The IRS is squealing like a pig over budget cuts.


http://is.gd/wnGYX1
Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 06:49 AM (u9gzs)



Are they real cuts or is it just a slower rate of growth?

There are no cuts in anything. Ever. Except maybe the military. And even then it's in benefits and pay for those who serve and deserve.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2014 07:31 AM (CMkNk)

56 The humidity makes my old bones hurt.

Posted by: Y-not, evil Hobbit at December 20, 2014 07:31 AM (9BRsg)

57 The GOP really showed those Democrats the meaning of austerity, huh? /sarc

Posted by: Y-not, evil Hobbit at December 20, 2014 07:33 AM (9BRsg)

58 56 The humidity makes my old bones hurt.
Posted by: Y-not, evil Hobbit at December 20, 2014 07:31 AM (9BRsg)


It ain't the heat it's the humanity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2014 07:33 AM (CMkNk)

59 I see everyone is having pleasant weather.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 20, 2014 07:33 AM (BNIaE)

60 52 All your base are belong to us!
Posted by: North Korea at December 20, 2014 07:25 AM (MMC8r)


I think we just found a viable third party!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2014 07:34 AM (CMkNk)

61 "The IRS is squealing like a pig over budget cuts."
Have them audit each and every IRS employee.

And collect every penny of unpaid taxes from them.

That aught to fund them for a year or two.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2014 07:34 AM (irGEw)

62 If the IRS is still able to squeal, it hasn't been cut enough.

Posted by: --- at December 20, 2014 07:34 AM (MMC8r)

63 >>> I see everyone is having pleasant weather.

Luau on the beach tonight.

Posted by: Barry the negotiator at December 20, 2014 07:35 AM (Ua6T/)

64 42>> Doesn't matter if it's snow or rain.
Both are the secret ingredients that turn Baltimorons into the worse drivers in the universe.

I lived in NOLA before I got out of the Corps. It snowed about 1/2 inch one winter. It took me 3 hours to get home from base about 8 miles away, and when walked to the grocery store after I got home, the shelves were bare; like the zombie apocalypse bare... The snow melted the next day.

NOLA drivers are possibly the worst drivers in the world, so you can only imagine how snow (which occurs maybe once every 2 or 3 decades) affects them.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 20, 2014 07:36 AM (60Vyp)

65 63 Luau on the beach tonight.
Posted by: Barry the negotiator at December 20, 2014 07:35 AM (Ua6T/)


He should only have a Luau in Kilaueau (sp).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2014 07:37 AM (CMkNk)

66 "It snowed about 1/2 inch one winter. It took me 3 hours to get home from base about 8 miles away,"

Sounds like the Charleston one inch Christmas eve blizzard that we had back in the late 80's.

I was the only qualified Inport OOD to make it into the ship for duty, till about 1500.

That sucked.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2014 07:40 AM (irGEw)

67 My understanding is they are actually cutting the budget as punishment for IRS misdeeds.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 07:41 AM (u9gzs)

68 The problem the south has with snow is they have no snow removal equipment. The idiots in the highway department will come around with a road grader and compact it into a sheet of ice an inch thick.


And I would prefer that they not get snow removal equipment. It would largely be a waste of money.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 07:44 AM (u9gzs)

69 I'm on the phone so I haven't followed Vic's links. Did you see that Sony says they *did* consult with the WH, contrary to President Daddy Issues' assertion?

Posted by: Y-not, evil Hobbit at December 20, 2014 07:44 AM (9BRsg)

70 67 My understanding is they are actually cutting the budget as punishment for IRS misdeeds.
Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 07:41 AM (u9gzs)


Wow. Impressive. Sadly, the infrastructure and hardcore cadre of SchikelGrubers will still be there to persecute us.

Death to the 16th Amendment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2014 07:46 AM (CMkNk)

71 Did you see that Sony says they *did* consult with the WH, contrary to President Daddy Issues' assertion?

He only knows what he reads in the paper.

Posted by: --- at December 20, 2014 07:47 AM (MMC8r)

72 69
I'm on the phone so I haven't followed Vic's links. Did you see that
Sony says they *did* consult with the WH, contrary to President Daddy
Issues' assertion?

Posted by: Y-not, evil Hobbit at December 20, 2014 07:44 AM (9BRsg)

I linked to one article that Sony said Obama was FOS. (Or words to that effect) See #3

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2014 07:47 AM (u9gzs)

73 "is they have no snow removal equipment"


Local state and county have a few mountable snow blades and sanders. A few towed blades. The rest, as you say, is road graders.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 20, 2014 07:47 AM (BNIaE)

74 @71 or what he sees on ESPN.

@72 Got ha! I can't follow links in tge comments on the phone. Damned pixy!

Posted by: Y-not, evil Hobbit at December 20, 2014 07:49 AM (9BRsg)

75 I had a beautiful day yesterday, Went to Bethlehem, PA which was founded by the Moravians in the 1700s. There is a section there with lovely old fieldstone buildings. My friends and I went to a putz (from a German word for decoration) which is Christmas tradition among the Mennonites in which some congregation members go to the mountains and gather wood, moss and evergreens, bring it back and arrange in look look like hills. In these they place creche figures which tell of the flight of Mary and Joseph, Jesus birth and their going into Nazareth. There is music and lights and narration that go with it. We also went to Christmas markets which are modeled on the ones they have in Europe. It was nice to be away from politics for the day.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2014 07:55 AM (Dj3AB)

76 That sounds lovely, Fenelon.

Posted by: Y-not, evil Hobbit at December 20, 2014 07:55 AM (9BRsg)

77 When freezing precip come to the DFW area, its a toss up to determine which is more detrimental to driving conditions; the road conditions or the sensationalized hype that the local media/wx shamans drills into people via the newscasts.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 20, 2014 07:56 AM (60Vyp)

78 Apparently, Team America World Police is also being pulled from theatres by Paramount.

Posted by: otho at December 20, 2014 08:00 AM (tBSrv)

79 Hey Crotchety -
How liberal is DFW? Have thry gone the way of most big cities or are there pockets of sanity?

Posted by: Y-not, evil Hobbit at December 20, 2014 08:01 AM (9BRsg)

80 >>> Apparently, Team America World Police is also being pulled from theatres by Paramount.

Lil Kim will never call Barry 'useress'.

Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2014 08:03 AM (Ua6T/)

81
The Sony hack should scare the shit out of everyone. It is a massive failure of our national security and defense apparatus. It was in fact an attack by a foreign power(s) against us.

If they can fuck with Sony, which is not an insignificant thing, the next thing they will target is our national defenses or our electrical grid.

And we have a complete ideological failure and incompetent hack as POTUS.

FEAR.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2014 08:03 AM (CMkNk)

82
Hello from Way Down Here and it's Sunday in Sydney...

Thought I'd post a kangaroo story- obviously we need specially trained roos to deal with strange drones
http://goo.gl/O0CyfG

Posted by: aussie at December 20, 2014 08:06 AM (qHP+t)

83
The really scary thing about SCOAMF is not just that he is a serial liar, but that he actually believes the lies he spews every time he opens his purple lips.

I cannot see how we endure the next two years. And worse, I do not see how we claw back after he goes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2014 08:07 AM (CMkNk)

84 Kim Jong Un.

The "Un" Kim.

Why 7-Up is not the most popular beverage on the DPRK is beyond me.

Posted by: dissent555 at December 20, 2014 08:07 AM (yR6A1)

85 82 Posted by: aussie at December 20, 2014 08:06 AM (qHP+t)

Hope all's well down there. Especially with all the heinous attacks of late.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2014 08:08 AM (CMkNk)

86 Good morning, aussie.

Posted by: Y-not, evil Hobbit at December 20, 2014 08:08 AM (9BRsg)

87 Or evening?

Posted by: Y-not, evil Hobbit at December 20, 2014 08:09 AM (9BRsg)

88 75 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2014 07:55 AM (Dj3AB)


I almost feel guilty about mentioning the more common meaning of the word "putz."

But a nice story nonetheless. G-d bless.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2014 08:10 AM (CMkNk)

89 And when I got home I had a letter from this wonderful Catholic/Christian drama groupt-St Luke Productions.-which I support in little ways I can. They produce professional theatre productions about Jesus and the lives of the Saints. The founder., Leonardo DeFillipis is trying to get support together to make a drama about Fr. Augustus Tolton. I hadn't heard of Tolton before, but I'm glad I have now. He was an AA, the son of slaves-the first documented AA to become a priest. He served in Quincy and Chicago IL, in the 1800s ,and unlike some AA's we know of who are connected with Chicago, Fr. Tolton was a humble man and a loving servant of God and others. He died young (43) but he was a true man of hope, a reconciling figure who brought people together. Catholics and any other Christians who are interested in a great man of faith, here is a short video on his life. People who know of his life and respect him are trying to move him forward in the canonization process. Anyway, the video is about 10 minutes for anyone interested.


http://tinyurl.com/kxq78er

And I will pop in again to wish those that are around sometime on December 24th a very Merry Christmas.

Keep in praying, consider donating to Ace's great effort here as well as taking a little break from politics, You may be glad you did. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2014 08:11 AM (Dj3AB)

90
Off to the gym. As the Nigerian e-mails always say, "remain blessed."

Later!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2014 08:11 AM (CMkNk)

91 As the Nigerian e-mails always say, "remain blessed."

I thought that was MUMR.

Posted by: --- at December 20, 2014 08:12 AM (MMC8r)

92 G'day, Aussie....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 20, 2014 08:13 AM (BNIaE)

93
85 JJ Sefton
Yes it's been rather awful - after the horror of that bastard killing two people and violating this beautiful city , we know have this woman who has murdered her seven children plus a cousin

BTW there were five different fathers, and another two older kids who weren't around

Just dreadful

Posted by: aussie at December 20, 2014 08:13 AM (qHP+t)

94 "How liberal is DFW?"


Dallas is sorta bad but not Northeastern bad. Ft. Worth is fine. The suburbs of both are generally fine places with a few exceptions. The suburbs are the growth areas these days.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 20, 2014 08:15 AM (BNIaE)

95 >>> I almost feel guilty about mentioning the more common meaning of the word "putz."

We were thinking it.

L'chaim!

Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2014 08:16 AM (Ua6T/)

96 Thx, Ricardo!

Posted by: Y-not, evil Hobbit at December 20, 2014 08:16 AM (9BRsg)

97 "BTW there were five different fathers, and another two older kids who weren't around"


I think I'm seeing what's wrong here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 20, 2014 08:16 AM (BNIaE)

98
86 Y-not

Hello, and it's early Sunday morning (just) - almost 12.30am here is Sydney and it's a warm summer night

No snow, only the usual special snowflakes infesting the place, like the plague...

Posted by: aussie at December 20, 2014 08:16 AM (qHP+t)

99 Just from the cast it looks like Double Team might rank right up there with the best of Bad Cinema. Jean Claude Van Dam, Mickey Rourke and, to top it all off, Dennis Rodman. What a group. I might have to check out this fine looking film.

Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2014 08:16 AM (6um35)

100
92 Ricardo Kill

Hi, and I hope you're having a nice weekend there...

Posted by: aussie at December 20, 2014 08:18 AM (qHP+t)

101 Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Gingy at December 20, 2014 08:19 AM (KAmzK)

102 "Hi, and I hope you're having a nice weekend there..."


Taking a long weekend to burn some vacay time. Drinking, posting shit on the internet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 20, 2014 08:21 AM (BNIaE)

103 .....Herro?

Oh....I too much cereblate Numbel One Heaven..*ulp*...Heavenry Funboy Readel.....


....Readel.....totar victoly...*ulp*

...ovel Sony and Plesid*ulp*Plesident O*bulp*...

....Plesident O*bulp*......*ulp*


Plesident Lunning Dog.


....oh...head hurt....

eh.

Smer....


....*ulp*....

Smerr barrs.


Posted by: Bim Bong-Bun at December 20, 2014 08:21 AM (KBvAm)

104 nood

Posted by: Y-not at December 20, 2014 08:23 AM (9BRsg)

105 I had a beautiful day yesterday, Went to Bethlehem, PA which was founded by the Moravians in the 1700s.

They were also instrumental in developing the Kentucky rifle - half the great gunsmiths of the 18th century were trained by the Moravians.

Great artists and craftsmen, seldom recognized as such these days.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 20, 2014 08:23 AM (9QYej)

106
This is a photo of four ridgey didge Aussie boys, you know, beer drinking , laid back, fond of girls and an occasional bet on the nags - NOT

http://goo.gl/g2PXv2

These bastards went to Syria - a favourite holiday destination for some so called Aussies it seems...

Posted by: aussie at December 20, 2014 08:25 AM (qHP+t)

107
102 Ricardo Kill
Very enjoyable, nothing like a long weekend to recharge a little...

Posted by: aussie at December 20, 2014 08:27 AM (qHP+t)

108 My coffee supply is a little uncertain this AM, as all of my kids returned home yesterday and consumed lots of my inventory. I may have to resort to egg nog for breakfast. Big blow out party scheduled for tonight here at the homestead. Free booze, food and mistletoe all over the house.

Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2014 08:28 AM (6um35)

109 >>>the flight of Mary and Joseph, Jesus birth and their going into Nazareth.<<<

Joe wanted a Martin.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at December 20, 2014 08:28 AM (M6Vhk)

110 79>> Y-not; I have to preface my comments by telling you that like Amon Carter, if I had to go to Dallas for business, I'd take my lunch so I didn't have to spend money there.

Dallas is far and away more 'liberal' than Ft Worth. Having said that, I pretty much concur with RK; the 'burbs are the best places to live. In Ft Worth, the city council has been pretty active in distributing/relocating section 8 housing to the 'burbs but its done more to pad the pockets of their political supporters than it is because they think its the 'right' thing to do. The Bass brothers have spent a metric fuckton of money developing and reinvigorating the downtown area and it shows. The one caveat I'd mention is the FWISD. It is rife with PC and stupidity. If you have kids, I'd strongly recommend that you have good tutors or some coin to pay for private schooling. I would never send my kids to Dallas public schools. Period.

Overall, the people are extremely friendly and as long as you don't bitch about not being able to buy scotch on Sundays, you'd be fine. Damn Baptists!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 20, 2014 08:34 AM (60Vyp)

111 110 Overall, the people are extremely friendly and as
long as you don't bitch about not being able to buy scotch on Sundays,
you'd be fine. Damn Baptists!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 20, 2014 08:34 AM (60Vyp)

You can't buy liquor in most southern States on Sunday. You can buy beer in larger cities and down at the resort areas at the beach, but liquor is a statewide thing.

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