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The Guardian: ISIS Orders All Girls and Women in Mosul To Have Their Clitoris Severed From Their Bodies
I thought I would say what they're actually ordering instead of just saying FGM.
Please note that there are claims that this report is ill-founded. Some claim this fatwa was issued a year ago, by ISIL (ISIL is now called ISIS). I suppose this is intended to suggest the fatwa won't be carried out, or was issued without the intent of actually seeing the fatwa through. I'm not quoting those parts, though, because I want to quote the other parts. But the claim is in fact challenged.Report says 'fatwa' issued by militant group in and around Iraqi city could affect 4 million, but doubts expressed on social media ...All girls and women up to age 49 must have their "immoral" clitoris excised from their body.
The United Nations said on Thursday that militant group Islamic State (Isis) had ordered all girls and women in and around Iraq's northern city of Mosul to undergo female genital mutilation.
... There was no immediate comment from Islamic State which has led an offensive through northern and western Iraq. ... Worldwide, more than 130 million girls and women have undergone FGM and more than 700 million women alive today were children when they were married.Shortly after 9/11, the left modified its behaviors and arguments to appear more reasonable, more decent. But a couple of years after 9/11, the left began discussing 9/11 and the War on Terror in way that was repulsive. A few years after the shock of it, the Left began discussing the war between the West and the Islamist terrorists who would destroy it as not having anything to do with them. They began discussing the War as if it were some silly shit caused by itchy-trigger-finger Christianists who just Hate Muslims and Muslim Religious Extremists. They began speaking and acting as if it was not only their right, but their duty, to pretend that this War had nothing at all to do with them, and that the War would just stop if those Stupid Christianist Warmongers would stop poking the Muslims. They speak as if we're making all this stuff up as propaganda for our Christianist Religious War. It's good to note, occasionally, that they are fools, cowards, and liars, who make up fantastical stories to excuse their absence from even thinking about an actual war on civilization, modernity, peace, freedom, and the values of The Enlightenment. While the simultaneously pose as the mighty champions of these things. On ISIL vs. ISIS: Weft-cut loop has an interesting and, to my ears at least, authorative-sounding explanation as to the difference in the names. To wit, that there is no difference:
Not that it matters, but; The current name of the group in english is officially the "Islamic State". Just plain 'ole 'IS'. ISIL = is the English translation of their name from arabic, Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant. The Levant is a geographic region that includes part but not all of Syria,
Iraq, Jordan, Palestine, Lebanon, Kuwait, Cyprus, and parts of Turkey. ISIS = is a partially translated version; Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham. Al Sham was translated as the Levant but for some reason the AP and other reporting wires decided a half-assed translation was somehow better than the complete translated ISIL. The last 's' did not mean Syria exclusively.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: EC at July 24, 2014 02:55 PM (0WxOd)
Posted by: Not to Worry at July 24, 2014 02:57 PM (rCS6C)
Muslims are protected when they slice the genitalia off innocents and chop the heads off of rape victims.
I see no way to avoid a religious war, other than total surrender.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2014 02:57 PM (QFxY5)
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2014 02:58 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Citizen X at July 24, 2014 02:59 PM (7ObY1)
Or something.
Posted by: Jaws at July 24, 2014 02:59 PM (eKZp1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2014 02:59 PM (yDdKQ)
Posted by: Gort at July 24, 2014 03:00 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 03:00 PM (T2V/1)
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2014 03:00 PM (VndSC)
You know what? I do, in fact, hate those who would chop off my clitoris, stone me, build a wall and topple it on me and then lop off my head because I have the temerity to breathe in and out. I don't care if you are doing it in the name of Allah, God, Jehovah, the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Cthulhu. In fact, I will state that it is morally wrong not to hate those who would do that and I also include what they will do to men who they don't like Because Reasons as well.
Vile, nasty, brutal, hateful things should be hated.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 24, 2014 03:01 PM (mf5HN)
They want to talk about a #WarOnWomen?
They need to see what the REAL thing looks like.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at July 24, 2014 03:01 PM (PZ6/M)
Posted by: L, elle at July 24, 2014 03:01 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: RWC at July 24, 2014 03:01 PM (fWAjv)
Damn guys. Learn how to keep a woman happy and don't worry about the mutilation thing.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 24, 2014 03:01 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at July 24, 2014 03:01 PM (3ZtZW)
The better alternative is to cut off the dicks of those making these laws.
that would solve EVERYTHING
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2014 03:01 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Vic
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I guess I got nothin', then.
Posted by: Nuclear Bomb at July 24, 2014 03:01 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 24, 2014 03:02 PM (oDCMR)
It gives our warriors great strength. Goats most upset.
Posted by: ISSS Iaman at July 24, 2014 03:02 PM (0FSuD)
Sure people can tire of war. It's easy - because it's horrible.
But you can't just stop.
Not defeating the enemy just makes the next war more likely.
Our problem in this country over the last several conflicts hasn't been how we entered them, it is how quickly we transitioned from winning to preparing to before we won.
My two cents.
Posted by: The Universe at July 24, 2014 03:02 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 24, 2014 03:03 PM (xkpl4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 03:03 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2014 03:03 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 24, 2014 03:03 PM (gxtMZ)
Posted by: The Universe at July 24, 2014 03:03 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at July 24, 2014 03:03 PM (0svkF)
Posted by: mugiwara at July 24, 2014 03:03 PM (QP3KM)
Didn't they recently shoot dead 17 young girls having a party in Mosul?
Posted by: pug at July 24, 2014 03:04 PM (uT0LN)
The fatwa was to have the dogs removed from the roofs of their cars.
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2014 02:58 PM (VndSC)
This no joke, Dogs are Haram.
Posted by: ISSS Iaman at July 24, 2014 03:04 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Man in the boat at July 24, 2014 03:04 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: The Sun! at July 24, 2014 03:04 PM (yhJhK)
Or something.
Posted by: Jaws at July 24, 2014 02:59
fify
Posted by: Peter North at July 24, 2014 03:05 PM (b9Wvo)
I think cutting off clits is wrong.
Posted by: sunny-dee at July 24, 2014 03:05 PM (EBoCD)
Or something.
Posted by: Jaws at July 24, 2014 02:59 PM (eKZp1)
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Stone the now-sullied women.
That assures they won't be punished with a child!
Reproductive justice!!
Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at July 24, 2014 03:05 PM (dfYL9)
Unfortunately Karl Rove would have talked him into not killing all of them due to bad PR.
Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 03:05 PM (T2V/1)
That ought to do it.
Awesome... hilarious... And, unfortunately, it actually might be true.
Posted by: RobM1981 at July 24, 2014 03:05 PM (zurJC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2014 03:05 PM (1PU+m)
Posted by: Peter North at July 24, 2014 03:05 PM (b9Wvo)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 24, 2014 03:06 PM (D/504)
Didn't they recently shoot dead 17 young girls having a party in Mosul?
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Mosul or Chicago?
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 24, 2014 03:06 PM (gxtMZ)
Didn't they recently shoot dead 17 young girls having a party in Mosul?
Posted by: pug at July 24, 2014 03:04 PM (uT0LN)
Yes we did. We say they are whores. Goat's never charge.
Posted by: ISSS Iaman at July 24, 2014 03:06 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: sunny-dee at July 24, 2014 03:06 PM (EBoCD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2014 02:57 PM (QFxY5)
I have been pondering the consequences of Islam for some time now, and I am leaning in that direction. It appears impossible to indulge the meme that is Islam in a civilized society.
Their teachings are contra-civilized and are in conflict with natural law.
The founders were wrong on this one. Not all religions are benign, some of them are deadly threats, and cannot be accommodated.
Religious war is probably the answer, but we are running short of the religious on our side of the fence. (I'm not religious either.)
Posted by: D-Lamp at July 24, 2014 03:06 PM (Vutl+)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:07 PM (na0cf)
At least if it's in the name of Cthullu they openly admit they're courting evil
.Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 6 months! at July 24, 2014 03:07 PM (HDwDg)
IGOR enters Mosque stealthily.
Knocks over bowl of meaty-looking objects.
Stares in horror then shrugs.
Finds sample jar filled with liquid and one meaty object. The jar is is labeled "Immoral Clitoris".
IGOR:
I...M...oh, Immortal Clitoris!!! Dr Frankenstein will be so Happy!
IGOR sneaks off with jar while whistling a tune.
FADE TO BLACK
Posted by: Young Frankenstein's Clitoris - A Muslim Horror Movie at July 24, 2014 03:07 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2014 03:07 PM (g1DWB)
In a very few years, observers of history will ask, "How might we have prevented all of this had we just acted against the evil when we first recognized its emergence? How many people would be alive today had we just acted early to quell this evil?"
Those questions are still being asked about WWII.
Posted by: The Universe at July 24, 2014 03:07 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Foreskin Man!!!! at July 24, 2014 03:07 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: pug at July 24, 2014 03:07 PM (uT0LN)
"How big was it?"
"Bill knew a woman who's clitorus was so big, it had it's own blank."
Posted by: Hillarious! 2016 at July 24, 2014 03:07 PM (yhJhK)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 24, 2014 03:08 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 24, 2014 03:08 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at July 24, 2014 03:08 PM (9Bdcz)
Posted by: Libtard at July 24, 2014 03:08 PM (VndSC)
You mean Medea Benjamin, friend of the Muslim Brotherhood?
I'm sure she has found a way to justify this in her twisted little brain.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2014 03:08 PM (D/504)
"How big was it?"
"Bill knew a woman who's clitorus was so big, it had it's own blank."
Posted by: Hillarious! 2016 at July 24, 2014 03:07 PM (yhJhK)
*************
A what?
Posted by: Charles Nelson Riley at July 24, 2014 03:08 PM (vgIRn)
"VAGINAL GUTTING" i use this term when talking to left wing apologists who cal this a "cultural practice" for this atrocity and they get extremely agressive and start sputtering and hurling ad-hominem attacks laced with a nice sauce of personal invective.
Posted by: blogforce one at July 24, 2014 03:08 PM (GfaUc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2014 03:05 PM (1PU+m)
Sexual Inadequacy. It's not just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 24, 2014 03:09 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2014 03:09 PM (IXrOn)
Words have meanings, and they have power, too.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 24, 2014 03:09 PM (vDSMr)
What is infinitely worse is that left-wing open-borders multiculturalists (and their buddies the cheap-labor corporatists) are busily importing that insanity to Western nations.
Here's the sort of thing that is now being taught in public schools in the UK in Muslim immigrant areas: that, for instance, the Boston terror bombing was "a hoax" created by enemies of Islam.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nqy8bra
Posted by: torquewrench at July 24, 2014 03:09 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2014 03:09 PM (o7lTw)
Are you muzzie? No?
Then you'll fight or die.
They don't care.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:09 PM (na0cf)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 24, 2014 03:09 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Don't Judge!! at July 24, 2014 03:09 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 24, 2014 03:09 PM (oDCMR)
Let this be a shining example of a Government truly concerned about Women's reproductive rights!
Posted by: debbie Wasserman-Shultz at July 24, 2014 03:10 PM (xL9GS)
Posted by: Hillarious! 2016 at July 24, 2014 03:10 PM (yhJhK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 03:10 PM (ccn5l)
Not that it matters, but;
The current name of the group in english is officially the "Islamic State". Just plain 'ole 'IS'.
ISIL = is the English translation of their name from arabic, Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant. The Levant is a geographic region that includes part but not all of Syria,
Iraq, Jordan, Palestine, Lebanon, Kuwait, Cyprus, and parts of Turkey.
ISIS = is a partially translated version; Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham. Al Sham was translated as the Levant but for some reason the AP and other reporting wires decided a half-assed translation was somehow better than the complete translated ISIL. The last 's' did not mean Syria exclusively.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2014 03:10 PM (QKbPo)
have their "immoral" clitoris excised from their body.
How did their perfect god Allah create an immoral body part? Did he err?
I mean, god isn't all the way perfect, he made the darn things really hard to understand, but maybe he thought we'd enjoy the challenge. My life is better since I figured it out.
Whether or not this instance of the fatwa is legit, female genital mutilation is a Thing and they do it on purpose because they fear women.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 24, 2014 03:10 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Grover's at July 24, 2014 03:10 PM (9aKQB)
I think Jon Stewart dropped that knowledge - or maybe Bill Maher? Whatever....
Posted by: LIV at July 24, 2014 03:10 PM (D/504)
It is being denied on Social Media.
All is well!
Posted by: Not to Worry
I have no further territorial ambitions! Hah! Works every time.
Posted by: A. Hitler at July 24, 2014 03:10 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at July 24, 2014 03:11 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2014 03:11 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: The Universe at July 24, 2014 03:11 PM (BZAd3)
http://tinyurl.com/kg63asn
Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 03:11 PM (T2V/1)
countries and let them experience the joys of subjugated living
firsthand.
I know some of the Code Pinkos have visited the Taliban...and returned intact because the Taliban has found them to be quite useful alive and spewing propaganda.
ISIS appears slightly less logical.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 24, 2014 03:11 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: maddogg at July 24, 2014 03:11 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Starsky and Achmed at July 24, 2014 03:12 PM (yhJhK)
Posted by: War on Women at July 24, 2014 03:12 PM (JG4/v)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 6 months! at July 24, 2014 03:07 PM (HDwDg)
Yup. Isn't it Roger L. Simon (the PJ Media one) who said something to the effect of I became interested in Islam only when Islam became interested in me.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 24, 2014 03:13 PM (mf5HN)
And next year it'll be ISISW.
Islamic State of Iraq and Sham Wow.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:13 PM (na0cf)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2014 03:07 PM (g1DWB)
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Hey! It's great to be chillin' here with you folks!
Big shout out to my pal Janelle Monae!
Janelle can tell you how well I dance.
(giggle)
Amarite?
(giggle,giggle)
I mean, I can bust a move!
(ha ha ha)
Posted by: Barky in LA at July 24, 2014 03:13 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: Naes1984 at July 24, 2014 03:13 PM (YhayY)
Posted by: The Universe at July 24, 2014 03:13 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 24, 2014 03:13 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: The Chicken at July 24, 2014 03:13 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: deepred at July 24, 2014 03:14 PM (xv5cf)
So, we're trying to make this whole "reproduction" thing as close to banging a boy's bunghole as we can.
That's all.
Posted by: ISIS Spokesman at July 24, 2014 03:14 PM (KBvAm)
http://tinyurl.com/kg63asn
That's 55 states. What are the other two? Peruvia and...?
Posted by: Citizen X at July 24, 2014 03:14 PM (7ObY1)
>>They are so in fear of women.
So much in fear of them.
Yes/no. They're big believers in domestication by the knife. Used to be the last spot on earth where castratos and eunuchs could be found. While the euros used to do that for the voice, they seemed to do that for the perceived usefulness and easy domestication, like a mid-point from slavery.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at July 24, 2014 03:14 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: The Goat at July 24, 2014 03:14 PM (0FSuD)
Of course, the "evil" in this instance is the morally bankrupt left unable or unwilling to acknowledge the obvious.
The answer is to purely military. The fanatics aren't afraid to fight militarily. They're afraid of technology and culture. Spreading consumer goods and western culture is the way to win, ultimately.
That's why the single worst moment of the Obama foreign policy (in a nearly unbroken line of terrible policy failures) was when the Iranian opposition begged publicly for help four years ago and Obama went out to raise money and play golf.
Posted by: MTF at July 24, 2014 03:14 PM (6um35)
Posted by: The Grays at July 24, 2014 03:14 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2014 03:07 PM (g1DWB)
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Is all good. No worry. Oh, and your prezident is big pussy.
Posted by: Vladimir - The real care bear at July 24, 2014 03:14 PM (o7lTw)
Posted by: L, elle at July 24, 2014 03:01 PM (2x3L+)
Progs or Mooslimes?
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at July 24, 2014 03:14 PM (znT2j)
*holds up hand to stop the murmuring*
No I am not speaking of any political party on this world. Instead I am talking of one of this planet's major religions. This world, to save the rest of the universe from these rabid wolfings, needs to be sterilized right now.
Thank you.
*sits down*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2014 03:14 PM (1PU+m)
Posted by: Shoot Me at July 24, 2014 03:14 PM (EQcfE)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 03:15 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2014 03:15 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Preezy Obama at July 24, 2014 03:15 PM (yhJhK)
What is it with Semites - they can't leave their genital alone?
I don't think circumcision is on the same order of magnitude as clitorectomy, but I chose to not circumcise my boys.
It's the Chesterton's Gate of human biology. God put those bits there for a reason.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 24, 2014 03:15 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 03:15 PM (T2V/1)
Posted by: Mohamed, the goat fucker at July 24, 2014 03:15 PM (0FSuD)
Al Sham was translated as the Levant but for some reason the AP and
other reporting wires decided a half-assed translation was somehow
better than the complete translated ISIL. The last 's' did not mean
Syria exclusively.
As I understand it, there was largely a lefty blackout on the "ISIS" form because it pointed out that they'd expanded beyond Syria and that was considered embarrassing for President Fantasy Boyfriend. Of course, *that* horse is out of the barn and 3 counties away by now.
I prefer that form because of the Archer jokes, of course.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2014 03:15 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: L, elle at July 24, 2014 03:01 PM (2x3L+)
Progs or Mooslimes?
Correct.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:16 PM (na0cf)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 24, 2014 03:16 PM (J7oEF)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 03:16 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: blogforce one at July 24, 2014 03:16 PM (GfaUc)
Posted by: Citizen X at July 24, 2014 03:16 PM (7ObY1)
I doubt if they would do much raping after that.
Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 03:16 PM (T2V/1)
Posted by: RWC at July 24, 2014 03:17 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: navycopjoe at July 24, 2014 03:17 PM (YS3vj)
Read Michelle Malkin's new piece if you haven't yet. I never heard of this guy.
The Left's dark money managers: Meet Philip Gara LaMarche
...I checked the most updated White House visitor logs (as incomplete and shoddy as they are). LaMarche has tripled his visits over the past five years. He is listed 23 times (21 under "Philip G. LaMarche" or "Philip LaMarche" and twice under "Gara LaMarche"). LaMarche also donated $18 million through The Atlantic Philanthropies to a Chicago charity headed by Jarrett.
Friend of Barack and Val. Bagman for Soros. Community organizer for progressive billionaires. Chances are, LaMarche and his operators have affected you, your statehouses, your businesses and your freedom, no matter where you live. Know your enemies.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2014 03:17 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 24, 2014 03:17 PM (vDSMr)
Most American guys can't even FIND a clitoris.
Posted by: Every Unfunny Female Libtard Comic Ever at July 24, 2014 03:17 PM (eKZp1)
Cutting off the clitoris is the single most effective birth control method I can think if, and the government pays for it under the Caliphate!
Truly an advanced civilization.
Posted by: Sandra Flucke at July 24, 2014 03:17 PM (6um35)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:17 PM (na0cf)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 24, 2014 03:17 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2014 03:17 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2014 03:18 PM (yDdKQ)
Posted by: akula_51 at July 24, 2014 03:18 PM (ovpVH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 03:18 PM (ccn5l)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 24, 2014 03:18 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 24, 2014 03:18 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 03:18 PM (eEBON)
Some people are simply beyond stupid.
Posted by: Daybrother at July 24, 2014 03:18 PM (GHrAo)
Posted by: guy in tinfoil hat from last thread at July 24, 2014 03:18 PM (JG4/v)
Somehow there is time for fundraisers and blaming the GOP for phoney scandals...yet no comments on persecuted Christians, Jews or women by his peaceful religion. I guess there will be a scary #hashtag soon.
Has he ever said these three words, "radical islamic terrorists" since elected? The world is burning and he is "busy" raising funds. Can you imagine the press if a GOP president tried this stunt?
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel, po'd Benghazi reporter at July 24, 2014 03:18 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
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Liberalism is its Alzheimers.
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2014 03:18 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Citizen X at July 24, 2014 03:18 PM (7ObY1)
Well this sucks, now all the progs will think I am a liberal if I wear fucking pink. Most Southerns have at least four pink shirts.
http://tinyurl.com/q7w88z7
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 24, 2014 03:18 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: The Sun! at July 24, 2014 03:19 PM (yhJhK)
Posted by: Preezy Obama at July 24, 2014 03:15 PM (yhJhK)
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And the dance moves.
Don't forget my dance moves!
Posted by: Barky in LA at July 24, 2014 03:19 PM (dfYL9)
Breaking on Fox News: Pentagon says artillery fired into Ukraine from Russia!
Please keep Lurch in Egypt, preferably under house arrest.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 24, 2014 03:19 PM (xkpl4)
Posted by: navycopjoe at July 24, 2014 03:19 PM (YS3vj)
Posted by: blogforce one at July 24, 2014 03:19 PM (GfaUc)
Are you muzzie? No?
Then you'll fight or die.
They don't care.
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I recall right after 9-11 maybe bush gave a speech and used the word crusade. Almost instantly people said not to use that word as it had bad religious overtones. Looking back, I think we should have continued using it.
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (gxtMZ)
Posted by: Naes1984 at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (YhayY)
Posted by: Citizen X at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: John Walsh (D - MT) at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (JG4/v)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (NpXoL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aoYOnzev2Q
Posted by: Red Headed Stranger at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (FIvA6)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel, po'd Benghazi reporter at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Havedash at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (G1XMn)
Posted by: Daybrother at July 24, 2014 03:21 PM (D70z2)
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How soon can I get an appointment?
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at July 24, 2014 03:22 PM (yDdKQ)
Posted by: imp at July 24, 2014 03:22 PM (XIXZz)
FIFY
Posted by: navycopjoe at July 24, 2014 03:22 PM (YS3vj)
It must have been in THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT
But seriously, since he attacked me over a review I wrote of a show in Philadelphia, being in our nation's first capital must have reminded him how we KICKED LIMEY ASS back in '76.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 24, 2014 03:22 PM (7ObY1)
The "Fifty Shades of Grey" trailer is out.
One of the funniest things about it is at the credits-
Music by Danny Elfman
Please God, let it be one of his humping tubas soundtracks.
"...Enlighten me..then..."
*OOMPA-OOOMPA-OOOMPA---OOOMPA!!!
ZINGA-ZINGA
OOMPA-OOOMPA-OOOMPA---OOOMPA!!!
OOMPA-OOOMPA-OOOMPA---OOOMPA!!!
OOMPA-OOOMPA-OOOMPA---OOOMPA!!!
ZINGA-WHOOOOSHA-ZING-ZINGA
OOMPA-OOOMPA-OOOMPA---OOOMPA!!!
OOMPA-OOOMPA-OOOMPA---OOOMPA!!!
OOMPA-OOOMPA-OOOMPA---OOOMPA!!!
The Greatest BDSM sex soundtrack evah!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2014 03:23 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 24, 2014 03:23 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at July 24, 2014 03:11 PM (3ZtZW)
If I'm not mistaken it's usually the women who do the actual cutting.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2014 03:23 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 03:23 PM (ccn5l)
DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 6m
Administration Weighs Giving Refugee Status to Youths in Honduras... http://drudge.tw/1kechyc
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:23 PM (ZPrif)
140 someone should just explain to the muzzies that the easiest way to take away a woman's pleasure in sex is just marry her
Posted by: navycopjoe
Reposted for Thread WEINER truth
Posted by: imp at July 24, 2014 03:23 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 24, 2014 03:23 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2014 03:23 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 24, 2014 03:24 PM (SY2Kh)
Remember, I get a top bunk if I make the flower wine.
I ain't sleeping underneath any of YOU guys. Flower wine gives you gas.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 24, 2014 03:24 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: LIV at July 24, 2014 03:24 PM (D/504)
Posted by: UN at July 24, 2014 03:24 PM (HEo6y)
Any questions? No? Then get to it.
Posted by: Islam at July 24, 2014 03:25 PM (6um35)
I denounce myself.
*Whistling* "Wash that grey right outta your hair".
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:25 PM (na0cf)
Posted by: John Walsh (D - MT) at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (JG4/v)
Those Ewoks are kinky little bastards.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2014 03:25 PM (mx5oN)
NYT:
Hoping to stem the recent surge of migrants at the Southwest border, the Obama administration is considering whether to allow hundreds of minors and young adults from Honduras into the United States without making the dangerous trek through Mexico, according to a draft of the proposal.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:26 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 03:26 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Hillarious! 2016 at July 24, 2014 03:26 PM (yhJhK)
Posted by: Naes1984 at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (YhayY)
------------------------------------------
Where do you get this. The last info that I've seen on this is that they're multiplying like locusts.
Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2014 03:26 PM (o7lTw)
Posted by: LIV
________________________________________
Nothing but blue skies, from now on.
Posted by: Irving Berlin at July 24, 2014 03:26 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:26 PM (na0cf)
Posted by: Hillarious! 2016 at July 24, 2014 03:26 PM (yhJhK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 03:27 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Naes1984 at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (YhayY)
Wrong.
Posted by: EC at July 24, 2014 03:27 PM (0WxOd)
Posted by: deepred
________________________
Uh, no.
Posted by: Furious George at July 24, 2014 03:27 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at July 24, 2014 03:28 PM (YS3vj)
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2014 03:28 PM (/zwuc)
Cut out the free shit bennies every country gives them and watch 'em starve.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:28 PM (na0cf)
I've heard that there is a large boom and that it has slowed down, but that Europe and America (and China and Russia) are in far worse shape.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 24, 2014 03:29 PM (J7oEF)
Posted by: Barky in LA at July 24, 2014 03:29 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 03:27 PM (HVff2)
--------------------------------------
Nope. Girl rabbits have clits. A friend told me this.
Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2014 03:29 PM (o7lTw)
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It's still that way in everyone else's browser.
Posted by: Daybrother at July 24, 2014 03:30 PM (6OqSd)
Posted by: Weird Day at July 24, 2014 03:30 PM (5QXC2)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk
_____________________
Generally, wherever Muslims hang out, one can be assured of a large boom sooner or later.
Posted by: Furious George at July 24, 2014 03:30 PM (UlJ3l)
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Top 5 reasons:
5. Ugly, hairy men
4. Ugly, hairy women
3. Goats
4. Allah hates sex
5. Derringer
Posted by: Rolling Stone at July 24, 2014 03:30 PM (yDdKQ)
They are, but at a lower rate than they used to.
Israelis are now reliably having more kids than Palestinians, for instance.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2014 03:31 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2014 03:31 PM (g1DWB)
Fertility rate has come down sharply in most of the muslim world in recent decades.
It still is much higher than the West, though.
Afghanistan still has an insanely high fertility rate. And the muslim parts of black Africa are insanely high, but most of sub-Saharan Africa has crazy high birth rates. All except southern Africa really.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:31 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Soona
That's the great thing about the AoS, ya learn new and important shit every day. Thanks Soona
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 03:31 PM (HVff2)
Why stop at Honduras? All of Africa wants to come over. Their grandparents or something are over here and they don't want to be, or something.
You racist MFers.
Posted by: Rev Al at July 24, 2014 03:31 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 24, 2014 03:31 PM (jsWA8)
I gotta get back to the White House to pack for my vacation.
Posted by: Barky in LA at July 24, 2014 03:31 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: effit at July 24, 2014 03:31 PM (knfPD)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:31 PM (ZPrif)
The fellow with who he was conversing, who was not any more nicely inclined towards the followers of the Prophet, was a hardline scientific atheist with whom said Christian occasionally argues philosophy.
The atheist's point was simple: when things get ugly with the Islamists, you Christians need to shut up and get out of the way while we atheists deal with it.
Because, he went on to say, Islamists are making a huge mistake in confronting true "unbelievers", as opposed to confronting people of different faiths. Atheists such as himself, he said, have absolutely none of the nonsensical mincing moral code in wartime with which Christians have lumbered themselves.
Blessed are the peacemakers, turn the other cheek, spare the children: Muslims expect this soft-heartedness from their Christian adversaries. And have always taken advantage of it.
Whereas, the atheist said, cold-hearted clear-headed people like himself, without religious restraints, were ready to inflict total retaliatory extermination in response to a systemic mortal threat to themselves. He said he would happily kill every last Muslim down to mewling babes in diapers, and not lose a minute of sleep over having done so.
My Christian friend had mixed reactions to that.
We are probably going to find out more regarding this proposition than any of us will find pleasant.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 24, 2014 03:32 PM (noWW6)
5. Ugly, hairy men
4. Ugly, hairy women
3. Goats
4. Allah hates sex
5. Derringer
Posted by: Rolling Stone
Lack of a toothbrush and toothpaste should also be in the top 10
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 03:32 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 24, 2014 03:31 PM (jsWA
You could, but then you'd never be able to find it.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2014 03:32 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: The chicken at July 24, 2014 03:32 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 24, 2014 03:31 PM (jsWA
Jeez, you could make a set of American Tourister luggage out of Sandra Fluke's with enough left over for a raincoat, gloves and a Gucci overnighter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:32 PM (CMkNk)
They think we started it by being the sort of people who would fight back, that fight back-itude led to muzzies being precogged pissed off at us.
Sort of how our internment of Japanese americans caused pearl harbor.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 24, 2014 03:32 PM (t+du1)
Wonder if you could make a wallet out of the left over skin?
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 24, 2014 03:31 PM (jsWA
A lamp shade is out of the question. Course a book cover? Maybe
Posted by: Heinrich Himmler at July 24, 2014 03:32 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: shillelagh at July 24, 2014 03:32 PM (hRzu2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 03:33 PM (ccn5l)
****
My people do NOT. So stop it.
Posted by: The chicken at July 24, 2014 03:32 PM (vgIRn)
Someone get Thad Cockroach on the phone. He's good with female animal physiognomy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:33 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2014 03:33 PM (1PU+m)
Posted by: Daybrother at July 24, 2014 03:34 PM (6POyG)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2014 03:34 PM (z+4T3)
Q: what about ISIS in Mosul?
[turns and walks away]
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 24, 2014 03:34 PM (kFxpe)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 24, 2014 03:34 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: tupelo at July 24, 2014 03:34 PM (yhJhK)
They don't have a sole lock on that.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:34 PM (na0cf)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2014 03:35 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2014 03:33 PM (1PU+m)
Capt. Brian is a bit worried. Get Deckard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:35 PM (CMkNk)
I believe that atheist is in the minority. Look at the OWS movement, no nuke movement, etc. etc. I would bet a weeks paycheck most of the loonies on the left are atheists or agnostics. I don't see them rising up and defending themselves against the Muslim threat.
I'm a Christian and I am not uncomfortable in what the atheist told the Christian.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 03:35 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Naes1984 at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (YhayY)
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Where do you get this. The last info that I've seen on this is that they're multiplying like locusts.
***
If there's anything that the past century has taught us about "naturally conservative" "3rd world savages" who are "imported into the 1st world to serve as the replacements for liberals who aborted all their own babies", it's this:
1. they don't vote for the party that is against the welfare state.
2. they have lots of fucking babies.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 24, 2014 03:35 PM (t+du1)
Posted by: Naes1984 at July 24, 2014 03:20 PM (YhayY)
Wrong.
No. I'm correct. The only demographic groups in the ME with rising birth rates are Israeli Jews and Kurds. Turks and Iranians aren't even at replacement levels. Arab countries have seen a massive drop in fertility.
Posted by: Naes1984 at July 24, 2014 03:35 PM (YhayY)
Libya has gone from 5 to 2.4 since 1990
Egypt, 4.4 to 2.8
Saudi, 6 to 2.7
Iran, 5 to 1.9 since 1990
Israel actually increased from 2.8 to 3 since 1990.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:35 PM (ZPrif)
This is funny as feck:
"On 12 October 2006, the Mujahideen Shura Council joined four more insurgent factions and the representatives of a number of Iraqi tribes, and together they swore the traditional Arab oath of allegiance known as Hilf al-Mutayyabin ("Oath of the Scented Ones")."
*DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2014 03:35 PM (QKbPo)
Posted by: tupelo at July 24, 2014 03:34 PM (yhJhK)
More like a cream-coated Tootsie Roll.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:35 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: MSM at July 24, 2014 03:36 PM (PRuQC)
Posted by: Chillin' with Mo at July 24, 2014 03:36 PM (3wLHY)
Posted by: Jean at July 24, 2014 03:36 PM (TdK8A)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:37 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Sen. Thad Cochran at July 24, 2014 03:37 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Havedash at July 24, 2014 03:37 PM (G1XMn)
The world won't stand for much of that... well if they don't just ignore it they won't.
Will they?
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 24, 2014 03:37 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: MSM at July 24, 2014 03:36 PM (PRuQC)
Autrocity. Is that an autistic atrocity?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:37 PM (CMkNk)
http://tinyurl.com/leub8ca
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (eEBON)
What nonsense. Christians and Jews are fighting Muslims right now. Militant atheists are trying to wipe out all religions because they think all are evil.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (J7oEF)
Posted by: Jean at July 24, 2014 03:36 PM (TdK8A)
MILF's in binders.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Preezy Obama at July 24, 2014 03:15 PM (yhJhK)Oh come on! Doesn't this deserve the red pen? You haven't drawn a red line in days!...or would a pink pen be more appropriate? Yellow! That's it! You should draw a Yellow Line.
Posted by: JB1000 at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: Shoot Me at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (EQcfE)
The point has been made before that feminism is basically a spare-time luxury made possible by all the neat stuff that straight white men invented between around 1850 and 1950.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (M0mf2)
Will they?
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It depends. Can the Joooos be blamed?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (yDdKQ)
That includes the Kurds in Eastern Turkey who have nearly 4 children per household. If you just look at ethnic Turks it is about 1.5.
Posted by: Naes1984 at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (YhayY)
wants to ease sentencing of nonviolent drug offenders and says he
disagrees with Republican-led efforts in several states to curtail early
voting and require voters to show photo ID at the polls.
Speaking of clits. Fucking cocksucker.
Posted by: effit at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (knfPD)
GOP doesn't want to pay for your rubbers therefore war on women and are anti-sex. But muzzies want to cut off lady bits? Sorry, Lena Dunham has no comment.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (t+du1)
No. I'm correct. The only demographic groups in
the ME with rising birth rates are Israeli Jews and Kurds. Turks and
Iranians aren't even at replacement levels. Arab countries have seen a
massive drop in fertility.
Posted by: Naes1984 at July 24, 2014 03:35 PM (YhayY)
Well, they are fucking like rabbits in Londonstan and Paristan.
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 24, 2014 03:39 PM (0FSuD)
Bangladesh went from 4.5 to 2.2
India went from 3.9 to 2.5 since 1990 for comparison
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:39 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: effit at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (knfPD)
Rand or Papa Luap?
Either way. Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:39 PM (CMkNk)
Militant atheists are trying to wipe out all religions because they
FIFY.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2014 03:39 PM (B/VB5)
atheists or agnostics. I don't see them rising up and defending
themselves against the Muslim threat.
Want a preview? See the UK, where Christianity has dropped substantially and Muslims are going strong. And no, the faithless are not stopping them, they're celebrating their diversity.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2014 03:39 PM (D/504)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 03:40 PM (ccn5l)
Posted by: Man In The Boat at July 24, 2014 03:40 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (yDdKQ)
Can? You mean "when will?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:40 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: effit at July 24, 2014 03:40 PM (knfPD)
Posted by: Kristophr at July 24, 2014 03:41 PM (0zVEV)
Posted by: Soona
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This explains a lot about bunnies. When the coyotes thinned out last year I started seeing dozens of rabbits all over the yard. I'd turn on the floods in the backyard at dusk and they'd all look up suddenly from the tall scrub. They thought they were at a rave.
Posted by: Daybrother at July 24, 2014 03:41 PM (oUgTX)
So when are they going to step up and start kicking some moooslim ass? All I see is them tossing their chocolate messiah's salad.
Posted by: Havedash at July 24, 2014 03:41 PM (G1XMn)
Posted by: effit at July 24, 2014 03:41 PM (knfPD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (CMkNk)
Oh hey that reminds me I need to pick up a few new external hard drives.
Not that. Those are related. Or anything.
koff
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 24, 2014 03:41 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:41 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 03:41 PM (ccn5l)
wants to ease sentencing of nonviolent drug offenders and says he
disagrees with Republican-led efforts in several states to curtail early
voting and require voters to show photo ID at the polls.
Speaking of clits. Fucking cocksucker.
Posted by: effit at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (knfPD)
I agree with easing sentencing for nonviolent drug offenders. The rest, not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2014 03:41 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 03:42 PM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 24, 2014 03:42 PM (AskuI)
What nonsense. Christians and Jews are fighting Muslims right now. Militant atheists are trying to wipe out all religions because they think all are evil.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 24, 2014 03:38 PM (J7oEF)
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THIS.
And not only that, in the West they are for all practical purposes concentrating all of their hatred on Christianity, even to the point of allying with Muslims to do so.
Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at July 24, 2014 03:42 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 24, 2014 03:43 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 03:43 PM (ccn5l)
Take away their free shit bennies.
Gets hard to feed 'em when you don't have a job.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:43 PM (na0cf)
OT: Much as I'm not a fan of Howard Stern, his epic rant against a Joo-hater deserves a listen.
At Breitbart or directly at Truth Revolt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:43 PM (CMkNk)
Seriously.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 24, 2014 03:42 PM (AskuI)
Well not really. The "Crusades" purpose was to gain control of Jerusalem. We already have that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 03:43 PM (M0mf2)
Infuriating.
Posted by: KG at July 24, 2014 03:43 PM (p7BzH)
And free to have their asses kicked at school on a daily basis, too.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 24, 2014 03:43 PM (7ObY1)
I thinks Atheists are less willing to fight to the death, because death is the end. Muslims want to die fighting.
In general I think the 'cold-hearted' atheist will simply say he's a Muslim so they leave him alone.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 24, 2014 03:43 PM (J7oEF)
I feel horrible for feeling it, but I think it would be the easiest, fastest way to put some fucking humility and honesty back into the otherwise-corrupt Left.
Posted by: acethepug at July 24, 2014 03:44 PM (Yrc3G)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:41 PM (ZPrif)
Whoohoo! Free shit! Lets fuck!!!
- Every person from a third world hellhole who gets to go to a welfare state
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 24, 2014 03:44 PM (t06LC)
At Breitbart or directly at Truth Revolt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:43 PM (CMkNk)
Yes Kudos to him. I was not a fan either, but I'll support him now
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 03:44 PM (M0mf2)
The most infuriating thing is how the decision makers, the elites, and our gov't at all levels have decided that Muslims are not ever wrong and that they are to be put on a pedestal.
--
They are sucking up for the oil. I can't think of any other logical explanation.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 24, 2014 03:44 PM (AskuI)
We need a new Crusade.
Seriously.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 24, 2014 03:42 PM (AskuI)
This time, leave the Jews alone on your way to Jerusalem. In fact, bypass Jerusalem and go straight to Mecca, Medina, Qom, Cum, Come, and all the other shitholes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:45 PM (CMkNk)
Niger 7.6
Mali 6.8
Nigeria 6
Niger went from 7.8 in 1990 to 7.6 in 2012.
UN has had to revise their population projections upward cause it assumed Africa would stop having so many babies. Nope.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:45 PM (ZPrif)
http://tinyurl.com/k99zs2k
Up to one million activists will march in support of Gaza through London this Saturday. The march is the latest in a series of high profile demonstrations to show solidarity between the British left and the Hamas ruled territory.
Better grow some balls REAL quick UK.
Posted by: RWC at July 24, 2014 03:45 PM (fWAjv)
What the fucking fuck is wrong with the world?
Posted by: Sharkman at July 24, 2014 03:45 PM (TM1p8)
Posted by: sluggo at July 24, 2014 03:45 PM (jx9fT)
Posted by: Math Wizard at July 24, 2014 03:46 PM (yhJhK)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 03:46 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 03:46 PM (ccn5l)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 03:43 PM (M0mf2)
I think properly understood, the Crusades were a counterstrike into the heart of Islam in retaliation for the conquest of the Iberian peninsula and into eastern Europe. Yes, Jerusalem was a goal, but the origins were more complex.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 24, 2014 03:46 PM (t06LC)
Andy McCarthy has a great book about the alliance between the Left and Islam in their never ending war on civilization.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:46 PM (CMkNk)
Yes... but weren't those Clitorises (clitori? Cliterati?) put there by Allah? If so...
These are the same folks who'll let an cripled child die slowly because it's Allah's will. You'd think they'd be equally indifferent to a clit. No?
Posted by: Sam In VA at July 24, 2014 03:46 PM (Q52VH)
Not Having Very Much In Common makes us stronger!
Not Having Very Much In Common is our strength!
Not Having Very Much In Common is our #1 priority!
With Not Having Very Much In Common we can achieve anything!
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:47 PM (ZPrif)
bypass Jerusalem and go straight to Mecca, Medina, Qom, Cum, Come, and
all the other shitholes.
Well, there's the upside to the muslims chasing Jews and Christians out of all of their countries, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2014 03:47 PM (D/504)
Posted by: John Boehner at July 24, 2014 03:47 PM (knfPD)
Take away their free shit bennies.
Gets hard to feed 'em when you don't have a job."
This is true. In 2003 the Sharon government with Netanyahu as Finance Minister slashed child welfare payments in half in Israel. The result? Arabs almost began have 1 less child per household. They eliminated the payments all together last year. Many 3rd worlders use kids to get welfare payments and make a tidy profit.
Posted by: Naes1984 at July 24, 2014 03:47 PM (YhayY)
I fear for the residents of Golders Green. If you're a Yid in London, best get the hell out now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:47 PM (CMkNk)
Is there a inspector? Is that a civil service job?
Posted by: Hank at July 24, 2014 03:47 PM (di/SC)
wants to ease sentencing of nonviolent drug offenders and says he disagrees with Republican-led efforts in several states to curtail early voting and require voters to show photo ID at the polls."
Luap Nard again demonstrates that the nut didn't fall far from the nut tree.
Because, you know, showing ID in order to vote is an "unreasonable imposition".
Whereas having to do so to buy beer, cash a check, rent a car, get on an airplane, or check out a library book is not an unreasonable imposition at all.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 24, 2014 03:48 PM (noWW6)
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Mind if we ask what your top 5 reasons were? Was Derringer one?
Posted by: Rolling Stone at July 24, 2014 03:48 PM (yDdKQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:48 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2014 03:47 PM (D/504)
Yes, yes there is. Makes my job easier.
Posted by: ICBM, silo #3 at July 24, 2014 03:48 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 03:49 PM (ccn5l)
It's called displacement.
When you have actual fear, but know you cannot confront it because it could cost you your life, you shift to something you can confront.
"Tea Party is evil." "Christians are haters"
The tea party/christians will not kill those in the left over their words or actions.
Muslims will.
/paging doctors Freud, Jung and Adler....
Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at July 24, 2014 03:49 PM (25HWz)
Not that. Those are related. Or anything.
koff
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 24, 2014 03:41 PM (mf5HN)
Here's some hard drive filler for you
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/492396902135001088
Posted by: Spock at July 24, 2014 03:49 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:49 PM (ZPrif)
wants to ease sentencing of nonviolent drug offenders and says he
disagrees with Republican-led efforts in several states to curtail early
voting and require voters to show photo ID at the polls.
Speaking of clits. Fucking cocksucker.
Posted by: effit
I've rarely seen a candidate for President run around promising more than he has to absolutely everyone. He's also of the McCain school in that he believes a "Republican" should welcome the far Left into his party to make a bigger tent or something. Promises Progressives he'll work for them and then he'll be be shocked when they stab him in the back later by acting like Progressives.
He's dead to me. I no longer trust anything he says.
Posted by: Daybrother at July 24, 2014 03:49 PM (Vduag)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 03:46 PM (eEBON)
Did you copy it off of Maureen Dowd, Jason Blair or that PTSD Democrat in Montana?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:49 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 03:49 PM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:49 PM (ZPrif)
Niger. I thought that word was racist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:50 PM (CMkNk)
They consider these entitlements Jizyah payments.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2014 03:50 PM (D/504)
It's great until he falls off the rails and claims it's just as bad for blacks as Jews.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2014 03:50 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 03:49 PM (M0mf2)
And strap Pat Buchanan to the top of the car in Mitt's kennel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:50 PM (CMkNk)
I fear for the residents of Golders Green. If you're a Yid in London, best get the hell out now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:47 PM (CMkNk)
That kind of language J.J.
You and CBD are our resident anti-semites
//sarc
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 03:51 PM (HVff2)
You're confusing the Reconquista (the original one) with the Crusades. The Crusades were about the Holy Land, and European politics, but mostly loot and plunder. (Funny how a seemingly good cause can turn into a racket, ain't it?)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Anatolian Liberation Front at July 24, 2014 03:51 PM (rt3TY)
Whereas having to do so to buy beer, cash a check, rent a car, get on an airplane, or check out a library book is not an unreasonable imposition at all.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 24, 2014 03:48 PM (noWW6)
Oh, but all you need is a permiso and you can get on any plane in the country. And since they're good for the TSA, they should be good for everything else as well.
Posted by: Iblis at July 24, 2014 03:51 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Havedash at July 24, 2014 03:51 PM (G1XMn)
Weasel Zippers
Hey Fredo is being marked down!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 03:51 PM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Naes1984 at July 24, 2014 03:52 PM (YhayY)
Yeah, we need to start correcting that mindset.
Posted by: John Boehner at July 24, 2014 03:52 PM (knfPD)
Posted by: pug at July 24, 2014 03:52 PM (uT0LN)
When we roll back in, anything that moves is fair game.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:52 PM (na0cf)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 03:52 PM (ccn5l)
I love Yids. I hate teh Juice!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:52 PM (CMkNk)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertility_rate
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertility_rate#mediaviewer/File:Countriesbyfertilityrate.svg
Good map for predicting where future waves of immigrants will come from. Expect a lot of African immigrants in the future, cause that's who's making the babies.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 03:52 PM (ZPrif)
Should I make a statement?
Posted by: John Boehner at July 24, 2014 03:47 PM (knfPD)
Let's go outside and have a smoke first.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 24, 2014 03:52 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at July 24, 2014 03:53 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at July 24, 2014 03:53 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Naes1984 at July 24, 2014 03:47 PM (YhayY)
I can tell you the same thing is happening in Texas. Its like we're hellbent on making Idiocracy a documentary.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 24, 2014 03:53 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 03:53 PM (ccn5l)
I fear for the residents of Golders Green. If you're a Yid in London, best get the hell out now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:47 PM (CMkNk)
Yep. They beheaded a soldier. In broad daylight. And only two of them.
This weekend is going to be terrible.
Posted by: RWC at July 24, 2014 03:53 PM (fWAjv)
"Waiter! There's a hair in my stew!"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:53 PM (na0cf)
Supposedly, traditional circumcision is when the mohel uses his teeth.
Chew on that for a while.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:53 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:47 PM (CMkNk)
It's dicey everywhere over there. Lefty Brits are worse than ours. They'd be apologizing for the muzzies while they were getting their fucking heads chopped off.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 24, 2014 03:54 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Havedash at July 24, 2014 03:51 PM (G1XMn)
Actually we like boil them and then cool them and eat them with a little Horse Radish.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 03:54 PM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 03:46 PM (eEBON)
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I'm going to write a book about this also and call it, "Man Overboard!".
Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2014 03:55 PM (o7lTw)
Yes, Hillary is leading a campaign to teach parents to talk to their babies. Because apparently this is not a natural, instinctual thing to do. We're too stupid to figure this out without her help.
So, so stupid......
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2014 03:55 PM (D/504)
I fear for the residents of Golders Green. If you're a Yid in London, best get the hell out now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:47 PM (CMkNk)
Yep. They beheaded a soldier. In broad daylight. And only two of them.
This weekend is going to be terrible.
Posted by: RWC at July 24, 2014 03:53 PM (fWAjv)
Only 75 odd years ago in that city, the residents stood up for their Jewish neighbors and kicked the shit out of Oswald Moseley's black shirts when they wanted to start a pogrom.
Oh Albion, how far you have fallen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:55 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: navycopjoe at July 24, 2014 03:55 PM (YS3vj)
Posted by: Post-American at July 24, 2014 03:55 PM (yhJhK)
So THAT'S why the edges are scalloped!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:55 PM (na0cf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 03:54 PM (M0mf2)
That's odd. I prefer eating clit raw and still attached. You're welcome ladies.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 24, 2014 03:56 PM (t06LC)
and they couldn't find them?
Posted by: navycopjoe at July 24, 2014 03:55 PM (YS3vj)
Ain't that always the case
Posted by: Horney Girl at July 24, 2014 03:56 PM (M0mf2)
Oh but they do. It's a less invasive procedure than a traditional abortion too, they bury the woman up to her waist and throw stones at her until the baby (AND the woman-twofer!) is dead. Progress!
Posted by: Weirddave at July 24, 2014 03:56 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: Havedash at July 24, 2014 03:51 PM (G1XMn)
Actually we like boil them and then cool them and eat them with a little Horse Radish.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 03:54 PM (M0mf2)
Tastes like fish...
Posted by: Havedash at July 24, 2014 03:57 PM (G1XMn)
Posted by: navycopjoe at July 24, 2014 03:57 PM (YS3vj)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7-
at July 24, 2014 03:54 PM (BZAd3)
I mentioned an article in PJ Media from yesterday about how Italy is probably the only country left in Europe where the Jewish community is thriving and defended agains the Muzzie/Lefty alliance.
Then again, I read some fucking "gavone" politician there was exhorting people to go over to Gaza and fight with Hamas like the anti-fascists against Franco.
He got his ass handed to him for that outburst, thank goodness.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:57 PM (CMkNk)
Lunatic evil fuckheads that perform clitorectomies, burn 1,800 year-old churches, and crucify people: Crickets.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 24, 2014 03:58 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2014 03:58 PM (VndSC)
Weasel Zippers
And this is the guy that Fredo forced Netanyahu to apologize to?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 03:58 PM (M0mf2)
The left or the Muzzies?
Posted by: Weirddave at July 24, 2014 03:58 PM (N/cFh)
So THAT'S why the edges are scalloped!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 03:55 PM (na0cf)
Ribbed for her pleasure OR- - -
Rrrrruffles have rrrrridges!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:58 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 03:54 PM (M0mf2)
Yum, can you do that with foreskins?
Posted by: Barney at July 24, 2014 03:58 PM (0FSuD)
Why Do Dogs Eat Poop? was one of John Walsh's rejected theses.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-432 days until climate chaos) at July 24, 2014 03:59 PM (J/h7H)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 24, 2014 03:59 PM (AskuI)
The left or the Muzzies?
Posted by: Weirddave at July 24, 2014 03:58 PM (N/cFh)
Both.
Each tries to use the freedom, laws and liberties of an open society as weapons to take it down from within.
Alinsky = Taqqiyah
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:59 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: navycopjoe at July 24, 2014 03:59 PM (YS3vj)
Actually, it's apparently pretty common in the American underclass to stick the baby in a corner and completely ignore it while the "adults" watch television.
There are frankly horrifying accounts from teachers having had kids show up for kindergarten who _do not know their own names_. Not kidding.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 24, 2014 04:00 PM (noWW6)
Then, to keep the peace from the inevitable conflict, the State imposes the panopticon to watch everybody.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 04:00 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 04:00 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: navycopjoe at July 24, 2014 03:59 PM (YS3vj)
have you ever been in Philly?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 04:00 PM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Republique de Banana at July 24, 2014 04:00 PM (knfPD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 04:00 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2014 03:55 PM (o7lTw)
Get in line. I've already copyrighted the name "Little Man in the Boat Overboard". Chapter 9 is very instructive, titled "Learning to Lick the Alphabet."
Posted by: Sharkman at July 24, 2014 04:00 PM (TM1p8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 04:01 PM (ccn5l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2014 03:05 PM (1PU+m)
Truthfully, I think this cuts to the root of the problem. I think the prophet had ED.
...when groping a 7 year old.
Oh. Male? Female? No difference.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at July 24, 2014 04:01 PM (Mtr1Y)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 04:01 PM (na0cf)
Posted by: Republique de Banana at July 24, 2014 04:01 PM (knfPD)
up for kindergarten who _do not know their own names_. Not kidding.
Wow.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2014 04:01 PM (D/504)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 04:00 PM (HVff2)
I'd like to thank my agent, my analyst and my mother.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:01 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Jan Psaki at July 24, 2014 04:02 PM (nELVU)
Chapter 10: Backwards
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 04:02 PM (na0cf)
Every last one of ISIS are apostates!
Posted by: MTF at July 24, 2014 04:02 PM (6um35)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 04:02 PM (ccn5l)
Posted by: Boss Moss
-----------------------
Who? ISIS?
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2014 04:03 PM (VndSC)
#rub-one-out-4-the-clipper
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:03 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 04:02 PM (ccn5l)
I hear they are hiring that crazy eddie guy to run adds
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 04:03 PM (M0mf2)
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Barry on TV so often why would anyone want to hear his voice *more*?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2014 04:03 PM (D/504)
Posted by: wheatie at July 24, 2014 04:03 PM (1hodj)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 24, 2014 03:58 PM (N/cFh)
There's a difference?
Huh.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at July 24, 2014 04:03 PM (Mtr1Y)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 04:03 PM (M0mf2)
Ah, yes. Jerry Carrol. In-SANE!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:04 PM (CMkNk)
DRUDGE
Hours before Fuckscab is due to depart.
Posted by: Republique de Banana at July 24, 2014 04:00 PM (knfPD)
No worries. It's just a local family's lost pet dog. The situation well be "under control" very shortly.
Posted by: Havedash at July 24, 2014 04:05 PM (G1XMn)
Rolling Stones Top Five Clitorrectomy Tools
1. Scalpel
2. Bowie Knife
3. Bear trap
4. Chain saw
5. Derringer
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2014 04:05 PM (nELVU)
See me @ #352
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:05 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 04:05 PM (M0mf2)
DRUDGE
I wonder if her lady parts are still intact at this point?
Posted by: Republique de Banana at July 24, 2014 04:05 PM (knfPD)
>>>If I'm not mistaken it's usually the women who do the actual cutting.
Well yeah.
Men can't find the clitoris
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at July 24, 2014 04:05 PM (3ZtZW)
Sarcastic posters
Sarcastic Posters Meet Obama at Silicon Valley Fundraiser
things of beauty
http://tinyurl.com/kwhhsh7
SiliConMan says...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2014 04:06 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 24, 2014 04:06 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:57 PM (CMkNk)
------------------------------------------
I've said this before on a couple of occasions. In the coming times everyone is going to be taking their masks off and showing who they really are. From individuals and their communities to politicians and countries. Then we'll finally see who are our friends and who are our enemies.
Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2014 04:06 PM (o7lTw)
One little problem with this.
It actually happens fairly frequently that police and prosecutors have a good idea that a particular drug dealer has been doing heavy shit like shooting his rivals to death. And they'd love to pin one of these homicides on the guy to get him off the streets.
Shit! The case is collapsing. Witnesses all clammed up or disappeared. Evidence got contaminated. No chance of getting Murder One to stick now.
Is there anything left in the toolbox that could be used? That would at least get this guy locked up and keep him from killing anyone else? Well, sure, possession with intent. Open and shut case on that one.
So, mister murdering drug dealer goes to the slammer. As a "nonviolent drug offender". Except in reality he really IS a violent offender, _de facto_ if not _de jure_, and letting him skate is not going to be good for public safety.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 24, 2014 04:06 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2014 04:06 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 24, 2014 04:06 PM (nQjHM)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 24, 2014 04:07 PM (AskuI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 04:07 PM (ccn5l)
Posted by: Havedash at July 24, 2014 04:05 PM (G1XMn)
No way that a Buk missile launcher could have slipped into the country because the border is sealed so tight, Harry Reid is arm wrestling Roman Polanski for a date with it.
Besides, SCOAMF assured us there's no border crisis.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:07 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2014 04:03 PM (D/504)
No shit....
Posted by: Sept 2008 at July 24, 2014 04:07 PM (Mtr1Y)
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2014 04:07 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Beratis aka Kesla aka Redjac at July 24, 2014 04:08 PM (U6goT)
Salon.com has a helpful list of Fast Food Franchises of Hate to boycott;
https://twitter.com/Salon/status/492300783069974528
And Jan Schakowsky (Communist-IL) has shows you how she suffered and scrimped to eat on $77 a week with her #LiveTheWage menu of the week
https://twitter.com/janschakowsky/status/492378179966078976
Posted by: kbdabear at July 24, 2014 04:08 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2014 04:06 PM (o7lTw)
Good. Less collateral damage that way.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:08 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Hillary crushes the Teatards at July 24, 2014 04:08 PM (YV3pk)
Dear Lord, I hate Schakowsky. Loud-mouthed destructive criminal yenta.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:08 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Chief Administrator Hengist at July 24, 2014 04:09 PM (U6goT)
>>There are frankly horrifying accounts from teachers having had kids show
up for kindergarten who _do not know their own names_. Not kidding.
Sounds like Obama. He doesn't know what religion he is, but his step dad said he was a Muslim when he entered school in Indonesia.
So I guess he is?
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 24, 2014 04:09 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2014 04:06 PM (VndSC)
Yep. Moron worthy.
You are cordially invited to a $32,400 per plate dinner with ...
Tastefully themed as A FEAST IN TIME OF PLAGUE.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2014 04:09 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Michelle Obama, First Scrunt at July 24, 2014 04:09 PM (nQjHM)
I recommend the same clitoral excision for liberal members of Congress, and also Barney Frank.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 24, 2014 04:06 PM (nQjHM)
You need a toothpick for that?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:09 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 24, 2014 04:06 PM (/kI1Q)
Well if you donate clits and foreskins, you just rub them a bits
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 04:10 PM (M0mf2)
Men can't find the clitoris
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at July 24, 2014 04:05 PM (3ZtZW)
No problems here.
Posted by: Hawk Thunderschlong at July 24, 2014 04:10 PM (Mtr1Y)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:10 PM (CMkNk)
Salon.com has a helpful list of Fast Food Franchises of Hate to boycott;
https://twitter.com/Salon/status/492300783069974528
And Jan Schakowsky (Communist-IL) has shows you how she suffered and scrimped to eat on $77 a week with her #LiveTheWage menu of the week
https://twitter.com/janschakowsky/status/492378179966078976
Posted by: kbdabear at July 24, 2014 04:08 PM (aTXUx)
Wait 'til they start hating on Grandma and Grandpa spoiling the grandchildren.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2014 04:10 PM (IXrOn)
I'm more impressed with my freshman congressman every single day.
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 04:11 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:11 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 24, 2014 04:07 PM (AskuI)
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This is true. And the people of these countries liked Americans.
Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2014 04:12 PM (o7lTw)
Posted by: S E Cupp at July 24, 2014 04:12 PM (nQjHM)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 24, 2014 04:12 PM (659DL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:12 PM (CMkNk)
Tldr, the caliph is not entirely in charge there.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 24, 2014 04:12 PM (3Ofdo)
Posted by: rickl at July 24, 2014 04:13 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 24, 2014 04:13 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 24, 2014 04:13 PM (0FSuD)
Its history reads like a political movement and so too does most of its so-called-holy-book.
Anybody remember Mubarak? He and his wife worked to reduce the occurrence of fmg in Egypt. And what did the left want more than anything? To get rid of him and replace him with the people who favor it.
No one could ever explain that to me.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 24, 2014 04:13 PM (EJ/Tn)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 24, 2014 04:14 PM (nQjHM)
Posted by: thunderb at July 24, 2014 04:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 04:14 PM (ccn5l)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2014 04:14 PM (Xds/x)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2014 04:15 PM (Xds/x)
Posted by: thunderb at July 24, 2014 04:14 PM (zOTsN)
No this is the World thanks to Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 04:15 PM (M0mf2)
Posted by: horny Muslims everywhere at July 24, 2014 04:15 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 04:15 PM (ccn5l)
Some pretty nifty solar-powered flashlights too.
Posted by: Hank at July 24, 2014 04:15 PM (di/SC)
I guess the sun gets closer to your head in the summer and Yankees go nuts?
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 24, 2014 04:15 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 04:15 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: Edi Amin at July 24, 2014 04:15 PM (nQjHM)
of a galaxy suck at pvp. Wow. Ummmm, at least I can usefully drive up
someone else's k/d ratio? Yay?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 24, 2014 02:39 PM (mf5HN)
borderlands prequel-sequel incoming. Tiny tina says you're welcome.
Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at July 24, 2014 04:16 PM (x3YFz)
Link, please, dumbass.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 24, 2014 04:12 PM (659DL)
Well.....we're waiting?
Posted by: Judge Smails at July 24, 2014 04:16 PM (Mtr1Y)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2014 04:16 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: thunderb at July 24, 2014 04:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Hecturd at July 24, 2014 04:17 PM (QKbPo)
Posted by: thunderb at July 24, 2014 04:17 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: thunderb at July 24, 2014 04:16 PM (zOTsN)
No Norm is at the end of the bar over there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 04:17 PM (M0mf2)
What does a pound of clit go for on the black market?
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2014 04:14 PM (Xds/x)
You want embryos with that? Special price.
Posted by: Planned Parenthhood at July 24, 2014 04:17 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 04:17 PM (ccn5l)
G-spots and vulvas
and labias that glisten - - -
Meh. Can't get inspired to butcher "My Favorite Things."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:18 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Metrosexual Warrior at July 24, 2014 04:18 PM (l3vZN)
There are about ten million former grad students laughing cynically right now and muttering "Tell me about it, bitch."
Posted by: torquewrench at July 24, 2014 04:18 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: BJ Clinton at July 24, 2014 04:18 PM (cZmyL)
I guess the sun gets closer to your head in the summer and Yankees go nuts?
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 24, 2014 04:15 PM (0FSuD)
why the fuck does every potential candidate have to press the fucking red button?
I mean, all you have to do is basically shut the fuck up, but noooo.... off ya go flapping your lips thinking you're smart.
Dumbasses.
Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at July 24, 2014 04:18 PM (x3YFz)
Never believe any clitoris story told by a conservative. They're all intact, but our opponents must create a controversy and say that President Obama doesn't care about clits.
Posted by: Jen Paski at July 24, 2014 04:18 PM (nQjHM)
this is the war on women
instead of trolling us, why dont these retards get in an uproar about this
Posted by: thunderb at July 24, 2014 04:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 24, 2014 04:18 PM (659DL)
A few clits simmered in butter with mushrooms and garlic is bitchin'.
Posted by: Edi Amin at July 24, 2014 04:15 PM (nQjHM)
Edi, you are a gourmet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:18 PM (CMkNk)
I have to say, I never felt nervous in any country when Bush was in
office, and I am glad my international travel is minimal now.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 24, 2014 04:07 PM (AskuI)
After being asked by some lib relatives if I just did not like Dem preznits (hint: raciss redneck Queen subliminal implication) the answer, by Yankee husband, was that we never felt this way with Clinton. Which is true, I thought he was an ole horn-dog disrespecting the office, etc, but I never felt afraid for our nation. I never, ever, felt afraid with W as president, other than the eerie day of 9/11 when you waited for all planes to fall out of the air. Now I just hope we are around for 2016.
One of my favorite lines I have to remember if asked again by libs, if I am just raciss, is that I don't like Biden, either.
We have political talking heads saying they have never seen anything like this prancing pretender, who does not bother to meet with Congressional leaders to discuss, uh, the border invasion, Al Qaeda aka ISIS, Ukraine, etc. We could have ebola plague and he would still fundraise and golf. I "think" even liberal dimmycrats are waking up to the fact that their great won is a loser and we have no one in charge. Putin has certainly figured this out.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel, po'd Benghazi reporter at July 24, 2014 04:19 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Republique de Banana at July 24, 2014 04:20 PM (knfPD)
Posted by: Hecturd at July 24, 2014 04:17 PM (QKbPo)
Need more pounding on the lectern for effect....
Seriously.
Posted by: Nikita Kruschev at July 24, 2014 04:20 PM (Mtr1Y)
Asked her if they supported Thad Cochran, oh no we didn't do that. That was individual republicans. Do you support the GOP Senatorial Committee? Why yes we do. Then you supported Thad Cochran, I don't want to talk to you. But I am upset too Mr. MH the young lady chimed back.
But Mr. MH we need your support for candidates to fight Barack Obama. I laughed. I said the senate was a joke with McCain and Graham. But we help your candidates. I said so do I. I give directly to Ron Johnson, Scott Walker and Sean Duffey. But we also educate she said, there I laughed and said have a nice day and hung up
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 04:20 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at July 24, 2014 04:20 PM (OVA/a)
Posted by: thunderb at July 24, 2014 04:20 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 24, 2014 04:20 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Edi Amin at July 24, 2014 04:15 PM (nQjHM)
Edi, you are a gourmet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:18 PM (CMkNk)
there is just no way I can comment here and avoid the ban.
Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at July 24, 2014 04:20 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2014 04:20 PM (Xds/x)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2014 04:21 PM (oyOpn)
Oh, they're already advising grams and gramps on what to feed the grandkids:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lrqx2hv
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2014 04:21 PM (D/504)
Posted by: thunderb at July 24, 2014 04:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: H. at July 24, 2014 04:21 PM (U6goT)
This clit talk reminds me of my visit to Costco this morning. Tried to avoid looking at a grandma sporting a very pounced Camel Toe. It was disgusting, but unable to look away.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 24, 2014 04:22 PM (nQjHM)
Bonfire of the Clitorii!
Posted by: pug at July 24, 2014 04:22 PM (uT0LN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 04:22 PM (ccn5l)
Posted by: Republique de Banana at July 24, 2014 04:20 PM (knfPD)
When Hannity publicly excoriates Rove to his face, on the air, then I might change my mind. Until then, his popularity mystifies me. Has neither the brains of a Levin nor the smarts/wit of a Limbaugh.
NOT air quality at all. Go figure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:22 PM (CMkNk)
How does that raise funds?
Volume!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Anatolian Liberation Front at July 24, 2014 04:22 PM (rt3TY)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 04:22 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: garrett
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Not sure, but I think David bought his wife with 100 foreskins...., so there's that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2014 04:22 PM (1Mxs7)
Posted by: thunderb at July 24, 2014 04:22 PM (zOTsN)
Can you imagine the heavy equipment it would take to perform a clitorectomy on the Mooch?
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2014 04:20 PM (Xds/x)
...only to discover that it aint a clitoris you're looking at?
Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at July 24, 2014 04:22 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at July 24, 2014 04:23 PM (Mtr1Y)
This clit talk reminds me of my visit to Costco this morning. Tried to avoid looking at a grandma sporting a very pounced Camel Toe. It was disgusting, but unable to look away.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 24, 2014 04:22 PM (nQjHM)
That was probably her Depends, or her colostomy bag got twisted around a bit.
Granny Camel Toe is not what I want to comprehend.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:23 PM (CMkNk)
Can you imagine the heavy equipment it would take to perform a clitorectomy on the Mooch?
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2014 04:20 PM (Xds/x)
Stihl two man chain saw?
Posted by: Republique de Banana at July 24, 2014 04:24 PM (knfPD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 04:24 PM (ccn5l)
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at July 24, 2014 04:24 PM (whxbn)
...like the nose on a Probascis Monkey.
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2014 04:24 PM (Xds/x)
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And they also seem to have been involved in getting Miriam Ibrahim safely out of Sudan.
Posted by: junior at July 24, 2014 04:24 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at July 24, 2014 04:25 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: thunderb at July 24, 2014 04:22 PM (zOTsN)
If your brain works like my brain, within 3/10ths of a second I at once imagine their terror and likewise realize I can't stop it from here.
At 1/2 a second I'm furious but realize I can't do shit to stop it, so at 4/5ths of a second it gets filed in the brain box for later hate.
Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at July 24, 2014 04:25 PM (x3YFz)
But maybe it's healthcare.
Who knew?
Posted by: pjf at July 24, 2014 04:25 PM (N/lcw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:26 PM (CMkNk)
Tried to avoid looking at a grandma sporting a very pounced Camel Toe.
...only to discover that it aint a clitoris you're looking at?
Stihl two man chain saw?
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new thread..... pleeeeeease.....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2014 04:26 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at July 24, 2014 04:26 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at July 24, 2014 04:26 PM (+0txR)
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at July 24, 2014 04:26 PM (whxbn)
Posted by: wheatie at July 24, 2014 04:26 PM (1hodj)
Posted by: Monkey Anti-Defamation League at July 24, 2014 04:27 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: thunderb at July 24, 2014 04:22 PM (zOTsN)
Civilization and prosperity is a razor thin veneer that 50% percent of this country, minimum, has absolutely no clue how brittle it is and the reasons that it remains in place.
None.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at July 24, 2014 04:27 PM (Mtr1Y)
new thread..... pleeeeeease.....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2014 04:26 PM (nELVU)
ruck up and quit whining.
Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at July 24, 2014 04:27 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Zhytamyr at July 24, 2014 04:27 PM (91nzM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 04:27 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2014 04:28 PM (ccn5l)
Posted by: Guido at July 24, 2014 04:28 PM (TtBTm)
Posted by: TangoNine
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Ruck up? Well, ruck you too!
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 04:28 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2014 04:29 PM (Xds/x)
Posted by: Guido at July 24, 2014 04:28 PM (TtBTm)
stop trying to sex me up with your compliments.
Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at July 24, 2014 04:29 PM (x3YFz)
Good detailed breakdown from martial arts experts on why the man clearly was not choked to death, as the headlines have blared.
Rener Gracie @RenerGracie
NEW Video: Did Police "Choke" NY Man to Death? (Gracie Breakdown)
http://youtu.be/Nql1xRtWKOU
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 04:29 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2014 04:30 PM (1Mxs7)
Pelosi?
Posted by: --- at July 24, 2014 04:30 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2014 04:30 PM (o7lTw)
Posted by: garrett
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aka - two humps.
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 04:30 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at July 24, 2014 04:30 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Who cares about Mosul? at July 24, 2014 04:30 PM (YV3pk)
There is no possibility of coexisting with these fucking savages. They won't allow it.
We managed to coexist with them for 1400 years by the simple strategy of not inviting them into our countries. But no, because "diversity"! So now western people have to fear being beheaded if they offend muslims and watch in horror as they do to themselves things like this. The answer is simple: Get them the hell out of our countries and never let them come here again.
As for what they do in their own countries - unless you want to follow the Coulter Doctrine, there is nothing we can do about it.
Posted by: despair at July 24, 2014 04:31 PM (c/UgA)
Posted by: Guido at July 24, 2014 04:28 PM (TtBTm)
Free crayons are next door.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at July 24, 2014 04:31 PM (Mtr1Y)
Posted by: Guido at July 24, 2014 04:31 PM (TtBTm)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 24, 2014 04:32 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2014 04:32 PM (Xds/x)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2014 04:32 PM (1Mxs7)
...and other ridiculous moral equating with a psychotic leftist spin.
Posted by: --- at July 24, 2014 04:33 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 24, 2014 04:33 PM (nQjHM)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 04:33 PM (na0cf)
Posted by: Guido at July 24, 2014 04:33 PM (TtBTm)
You're kidding me. Tell me you're kidding me.
I may have bit chunks out of an asscheek or two, but THAT is something I never for a moment could have contemplated.
Man. Some people.
Posted by: Ted Bundy's haunted scattered ashes at July 24, 2014 04:34 PM (U6goT)
Pelosi?
Posted by: ---
Can't be. She doesn't have a camel toe in the conventional location after all those face lifts. You ever notice that cleft in her chin...?
Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2014 04:36 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2014 04:30 PM (o7lTw
If you weren't so nice, I would say "Get off the thread you big dope"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 04:36 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Francis Dolarhyde at July 24, 2014 04:36 PM (U6goT)
He does not want to be president. I say start a gofundme retirement plan for him anywhere in the 57 states. I would donate and send a happy retirement card. He wants applause and laughter. I say let him have a talk show as host. Let him have what he wants to be, a stand-up comic. He hates being caged in, so I say free the bear! Set him free why doncha, baby? Get out of my life why doncha, baby? But you just keep me hangin' on.
Can you imagine how he will be after the mid-terms if the GOP takes both the Senate and House? Instead of using Air Force One every other day he will buy a presidential yacht and sail the seas. Perhaps an old carrier with a converted golf green and SS diving for golf balls out of the deep. I can picture him in a uniform with fake ribbons as the captain of the SS Buhrocky.
May God help and preserve this country because Congress sure isn't doing their job. Oh, and August is "recess" and the 15 vacation days in Martha's Vineyard...he needs a vacay from the fundraising, y'all. pfft
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel, po'd Benghazi reporter at July 24, 2014 04:36 PM (baL2B)
This clit talk reminds me of my visit to Costco this morning. Tried
to avoid looking at a grandma sporting a very pounced Camel Toe. It was
disgusting, but unable to look away.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 24, 2014 04:22 PM (nQjHM)
Costco viewing is getting as entertaining as Wal Mart. Some days I think I am the only American in the fucking building besides the help. Other days I think they just let off the nursing home residents.
You ever see them fight over the electric carts? It's not pretty.
Costco knows that the older customers are a problem and is trying to attract younger members. The old customers walk around for hours. I bought some shit one day, went home and remember I had forgotten something. When I got back an hour later, I saw four old couples that were there on my first visit, still "shopping".
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 24, 2014 04:37 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at July 24, 2014 04:39 PM (U6goT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 04:39 PM (HVff2)
A lot of white hairs on limited incomes "shop" at Costco and Sam's by repetitively walking the aisles "grazing" on the freebie food.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 24, 2014 04:48 PM (nQjHM)
Sarah Palin is a granny.
Posted by: wheatie at July 24, 2014 04:26 PM (1hodj)
I was thinking in terms of Granny Clampett.
Sarah Palin is a whole other story!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 04:52 PM (CMkNk)
Jerusalem. In fact, bypass Jerusalem and go straight to Mecca, Medina,
Qom, Cum, Come, and all the other shitholes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 03:45 PM (CMkNk)
You don't even have to go there, if you care enough to send the very best.
Posted by: W88 at July 24, 2014 04:52 PM (8Fl6F)
As for what they do in their own countries - unless you want to follow the Coulter Doctrine, there is nothing we can do about it.
Posted by: despair at July 24, 2014 04:31 PM (c/UgA)
Let them have their caliphate, then build an electrified fence around it.
No trade, either. You like the 7th Century? Have at it.
Posted by: rickl at July 24, 2014 04:53 PM (zoehZ)
OK now the apologists have claimed that the cliterectimy is a cultural practice not related to Islam that just happens to be practiced in every fucking shithole backward Islamic region of the world and endorced by every camel fucking, child raping, islamic leader starting with. muhamid (Peace be on his name).
Posted by: bestie21 at July 24, 2014 04:54 PM (JBuKi)
Going there stoned doesn't help.matters .
Posted by: Hank at July 24, 2014 05:04 PM (di/SC)
between the West and the Islamist terrorists who would destroy it as not having anything to do with them.
I disagree. I think the Left sees Islam as a useful tool to destroy America.
Posted by: Null at July 24, 2014 05:09 PM (xjpRj)
Right there with you, girl. GOD put the right accessories on you when you were 'knit in the womb' and they should remain as issued. No real religion should commit nor attempt such evil in the name of their god.
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