The Huffington Post's Political Team Is About As White As You Would Have Guessed

The leftist media's perennial attack on conservatives are that they are well-nigh exclusively white and draw their values and political beliefs from a narrow monoculture of shared racial and cultural mores.

Yeah. A lot of that goin' 'round.

Top Ten Things That Are Almost As White As the Huffington Post's Political Team

10. Matchy-matchy group-themed seasonal sweaters

9. A vanilla milkshake infused with white chocolate and cocaine

8. People who are still watching Agents of SHIELD

7. Three quarters of Hall & Oates

6. People who really like Kanye West from that interview they heard on NPR

5. Joan Walsh's entire dating history; also, the periodic bouts of milky smegma occurring over the course Joan Walsh's dating history

4. People who watched that video of the guy faking Sign Language at Nelson Mandela's funeral and became outraged at the racism this man must have faced in Africa to drive him to commit fraud

3. LL Bean's new, ill-advised clothing line, the Kasual Khaki Kollection

2. The victim profile of the many children that Harry Reid has strangled

...and the number one thing almost as white as the HuffPo Politics staff...

1. TIE:

These guys

And Touré

That video thanks to @iowahawkblog.

Posted by: Ace at 05:34 PM

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1 An albino polar bear eating rice on Baffin Island in February.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 05:36 PM (ZKzrr)

2 Don't be poking fun at the Gap Band

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 11, 2013 05:36 PM (DmNpO)

3 You're a racist for even noticing that. Of course, you're also a racist if you didn't notice.

You can't win. No matter what, you're a racist to the HP asswipes.

Posted by: RoadRunner at December 11, 2013 05:36 PM (5tmse)

4 A styrofoam cup of milk and a paper plate in a snowstorm...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 11, 2013 05:36 PM (+YFcy)

5 But ace, white is just the perfect blend of every other color! Surely you can see this?

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 05:37 PM (uRbX6)

6 Yep. Modern liberalism is still a mental disorder.

Posted by: akula51 at December 11, 2013 05:37 PM (1Sw7Y)

7 At least half of the dudes are gay, too.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 11, 2013 05:37 PM (PZ6/M)

8 LOVE that top ten list

Toure is a great punchline for so many jokes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2013 05:37 PM (3Znbm)

9 So much douchebaggery in one picture.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2013 05:37 PM (lVPtV)

10 Looks like some of them should cut back on their eating....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at December 11, 2013 05:38 PM (9+ccr)

11 And we're the uncool ones?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2013 05:38 PM (B0gqn)

12 Ace, this is comedy gold by the way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2013 05:38 PM (lVPtV)

13 Oh I dunno. Pretty sure Harry Reid is alleged to have visited Thailand and Manila, for reasons unknown.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 11, 2013 05:38 PM (yvLNt)

14 Overwhelming. Never seen so many nickel-fuckers in one place at the same time before.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2013 05:38 PM (ZshNr)

15 Maybe more like 3/4 of the dudes are gay - these are liberals, after all.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 11, 2013 05:39 PM (PZ6/M)

16 Now there are 23 people who received wedgies daily while in high school

Posted by: phreshone at December 11, 2013 05:39 PM (Pr6hk)

17 A cover band that only plays Pat Boone songs - without all the drums and loud stuff.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 11, 2013 05:39 PM (bB1P0)

18 Couldn't come up with a more natural looking pose for the red shirts? I'm ashamed

Posted by: Red Shirt at December 11, 2013 05:39 PM (FIDMq)

19 People who are still watching Agents of SHIELD.

Hey, I like that show!

*looks at hands*

Oh.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 05:39 PM (P7Wsr)

20 I'm also not really buying the joke's premise that there's something horribly wrong with being white, but fuck Mr. Neblett with that rusty Pineapple of Doom.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 05:39 PM (ZKzrr)

21 Obama's mama

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2013 05:39 PM (8lmkt)

22 Oh, love the red, white and blue theme....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at December 11, 2013 05:39 PM (9+ccr)

23 Also... Riverdance.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 11, 2013 05:40 PM (Iyg03)

24 Also... butts at McMurdo Station.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 11, 2013 05:40 PM (Iyg03)

25 I still watch Agents of SHIELD. Disappointed most times, but flashes of Marvel goodness keep me hopeful.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2013 05:40 PM (ZshNr)

26 People who are still watching Agents of SHIELD

I'm grey with green, blue and red lights and this is a hurtful comment.

Posted by: DaveA's DVR at December 11, 2013 05:40 PM (DL2i+)

27 Also... the staff at TNR.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 11, 2013 05:40 PM (Iyg03)

28 That's as white as American-racism-obsessed documentary filmmaker Ken Burns' Florentine Films production company staff photo.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at December 11, 2013 05:40 PM (celt+)

29 What a seasoned group of veteran writers and reporters, too!

I got athletes foot fungus at least as old as that group.

Posted by: badanov at December 11, 2013 05:40 PM (JkvH/)

30
They're definitely all beta males, though.

The kind that girls don't mind hanging around with, but only like "as friends". Y'know - "safe" guys.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 11, 2013 05:41 PM (PZ6/M)

31 The guys in that photo make Richard Simmons seem straight

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 11, 2013 05:41 PM (Pr6hk)

32 Those people in that picture are not just gay, they are painfully gay. And, yes, Ace, this post is comedy gold!

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2013 05:41 PM (8lmkt)

33 "Who cares what the wingnutz say! We care!"

"Doesn't matter. The word came down and we gotta hire some black people."

*frowny face*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2013 05:41 PM (oFCZn)

34 Hahahahha!
Also, just as white as the Obama 2012 staff (remember the Chicago HQ photo?)

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 05:41 PM (JRmiD)

35 Also... a polar bear's ghost in a blizzard.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 11, 2013 05:41 PM (Iyg03)

36 A DAR member eating a tuna fish sandwich under a parasol in a park gazebo while listening to a barbershop quartet has more melanin.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 11, 2013 05:41 PM (bB1P0)

37 Top Ten Things That Are Almost As White As the Huffington Post's Political Team

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Robert Byrd's sheets, right before weekly cross-burning

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 11, 2013 05:41 PM (/Crba)

38 Why, it's almost as white as the OFA staff running naked on a snow-covered field

Posted by: chemjeff at December 11, 2013 05:42 PM (2TXEZ)

39 Blinded by the white, revved up like a douche, another cracker in the night

Posted by: forest at December 11, 2013 05:42 PM (stMuz)

40 Those white people are really, really white.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at December 11, 2013 05:42 PM (5fSr7)

41 There are at least a couple of illegal aliens in there, I can tell by looking at them.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 11, 2013 05:42 PM (d3clc)

42 I guess the white guy in back to the left with the afro is the taking the place of the token black person.

Funny Top 10, Ace.

Posted by: L, elle at December 11, 2013 05:42 PM (0xqKe)

43 I think the short fat girl in the front might be "of Color."

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at December 11, 2013 05:42 PM (9+ccr)

44 Hey, I see an Asian chick!

And one that looks kinda Indian...I think.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 11, 2013 05:42 PM (T0NGe)

45 Sure, they're quite (As)Scandi. But their best friend and lover is Half-Black. So there's that.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 11, 2013 05:42 PM (M8OWQ)

46 Love the guy in the red sweater in the front. He looks about as butch as TFG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2013 05:42 PM (lVPtV)

47 Jessica Lange's panties in the remake of The Postman Always Rings Twice.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 11, 2013 05:42 PM (6H6o8)

48 well I'm pretty dumb. I just figured "Hey I don't even know who the Gap Band is, maybe they're actually black."

They are.

So, I deleted that oen.

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2013 05:42 PM (/FnUH)

49
The red shirts die.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2013 05:42 PM (MaP11)

50 Besides, being BLT makes them superminorities!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 11, 2013 05:43 PM (M8OWQ)

51 Pleeeeeeeeease can we go to the bathroom????

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2013 05:43 PM (ZshNr)

52 Hey, I watch Agents of Shield. Oh, ok.

Posted by: working on my tan at December 11, 2013 05:43 PM (d3clc)

53 Not a drop of testosterone in the crowd. Except in the wymmn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2013 05:43 PM (lVPtV)

54 Also, as white as the series of Colorado Health Exchange ads - you know, the bro and ho-insurance folks.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 05:44 PM (JRmiD)

55 That group is whiter than Abe Vigoda's gums.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 05:44 PM (Tx68O)

56

THREE QUARTERS (!) of Hall & Oates.

LO Fucking L

Posted by: imp at December 11, 2013 05:44 PM (L9AnB)

57 off topic, but what the eff is wrong with this guy? from yahoo news:

"John Boehner Fed Up With 'Ridiculous' Tea Party Intransigence on Budget"

http://tinyurl.com/pbqwelj

Posted by: Mallfly at December 11, 2013 05:44 PM (bJm7W)

58 0xFFFFFF

or if you're oldschool: 255, 255, 255

Posted by: Weew at December 11, 2013 05:44 PM (7A2Iv)

59 They're as white as the MSNBC staff.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 11, 2013 05:44 PM (6H6o8)

60 Obama's mother, before she died, and without a black penis inside her.

Posted by: Havedash at December 11, 2013 05:45 PM (ToMJU)

61 What they lack in racial diversity, they make up for with gender -queer pronouns. Like offsets.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2013 05:45 PM (ZshNr)

62 And one that looks kinda Indian...I think.

Posted by: AmishDude

Oddly enough a court in the early 20th century ruled that India Indians were caucasian.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2013 05:45 PM (B0gqn)

63 "Hey I don't even know who the Gap Band is, maybe they're actually black."

KC and the Sunshine Band.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 05:45 PM (ZKzrr)

64
It does make me laugh, knowing that this crack group of dewy-eyed innocents were the ones who desperately wanted to make Chocolate Jesus the president....

....and now the cold hard reality of what they have done is finally starting to bash them over their heads.

How do you like those new insurance premiums, kids? Us old geezers sure are glad that you are paying for our new hips, knees, and hearing aids!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 11, 2013 05:45 PM (PZ6/M)

65 I feel like the city of Boston failed both Dzhokar Tsarnaev and Toure, the prep school survivor,because of racism.

Huffington Post is obviously seriously racist too, because everybody in America is drenched in the racist cloak of racism, though they are struggling to overcome it, and -- remember -- they are no more white than was the Obama Committee to Re-Elect The President.
Joan Walsh and her white smegma problem, that I can'ttouch.

Posted by: Gish Jen, Boston Globe Op-Ed'er at December 11, 2013 05:45 PM (B5y+v)

66 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 11, 2013 05:37 PM (PZ6/M)

My first thought too.
But what about the ladies?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 11, 2013 05:45 PM (kq1l7)

67 They're a lot less well dressed than one would expect.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (M8OWQ)

68 If that's their political team, I hate to see the sports team.

Posted by: dantesed at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (PWf1E)

69 Oddly enough a court in the early 20th century ruled that India Indians were caucasian.

Those would be your "dotted" Indians.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (lVPtV)

70 Thank god there's not a blond in the entire group

Posted by: Scandi Defamation League at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (Pr6hk)

71 Everything else is pretty stereotypical though.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (M8OWQ)

72 Gay males squat...

Men 'take a knee'....

Posted by: Romeo13, at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (lZBBB)

73 One of my employees is black female who watches Agents of SHIELD. She also watched and liked Friends so I guess you have to say she is an outlier when it comes to taste in TV shows.

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (m2CN7)

74 The Mormon Tabernacle Choir hiking through a snowstorm.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (oFCZn)

75 Sooo ... what's the symbolism of the white, red and blue colors? If you think of them as vertical bars, they're out of order for the French flag, the Signal flag number three, and Brazil.

They could be trying for the Thames Motor Yacht Club Burgee flag.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (P7Wsr)

76 The guys even have elbows!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (M8OWQ)

77 The fascists uniform tastes have declined considerably since the 1930s.

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (4JkHl)

78 oh my gosh it's full of dweebs

Posted by: grammie (cuz mama is way way old) winger at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (P6QsQ)

79 9. A vanilla milkshake infused with white chocolate and cocaine

WANT

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (wNF3N)

80 Hey, I see an Asian chick!

And one that looks kinda Indian...I think.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 11, 2013 05:42 PM (T0NGe)

Not the best picture for the "Whiter than white" meme…

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (XvHmy)

81 I'll bet they kill at beer pong.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2013 05:47 PM (lVPtV)

82 Hey, I'm on there 3 times (4,5,6)

Posted by: Joan Walsh at December 11, 2013 05:47 PM (d3clc)

83 Mitch Albom

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2013 05:47 PM (oFCZn)

84 Isn't it obvious? The black dude is taking the picture!

Posted by: Havedash at December 11, 2013 05:47 PM (ToMJU)

85 The women, however, not so much. Equality!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 11, 2013 05:47 PM (M8OWQ)

86 So there's that.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 11, 2013 05:47 PM (M8OWQ)

87 "John Boehner Fed Up With 'Ridiculous' Tea Party Intransigence on Budget"http://tinyurl.com/pbqwelj
Posted by: Mallfly at December 11, 2013 05:44 PM (bJm7W)

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It's called opposition, John. Something you know nothing of.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 05:47 PM (Tx68O)

88 They're just the sorta Caucasian leftists able enough to wring their soft, creamy white hands in self-abhoration so they can dictate to me, Mister Gets Darker Than Oak and Can Eat Dozens of Jalapenos for Breakfast, just how awfully racist I am for disliking communists, socialists, and other anti-liberty jackholes.

They tell me that my skin color demands I believe just like them, people who pretend to be my betters.

And they wonder why my hands twitch with avid strangle-hunger when I get within a dozen yard of the idiots.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 11, 2013 05:47 PM (bB1P0)

89 Asians are white.
It's funny cause it's true.

Posted by: Franch Dressing at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (ZPrif)

90 Is that a cactus the girl on the front right is squatting over? *fingers crossed*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (lVPtV)

91
At least half of the dudes are gay, too.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX

You could say the same thing about Arianna Huffington's wedding pictures....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (kdS6q)

92 Wild Cherry

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (nTgAI)

93 I also notice that most of the staff look like they should be in boy and girl scouts...

Maybe those two on the left are the Scout Masters?

And these folks think they have enough knowledge and experience to guide public opinion?

Posted by: Romeo13, at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (lZBBB)

94 Well, they were broad-minded enough to hire a hobbit from Middle Earth.

Posted by: Duhcuse! at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (G5B6X)

95 Obama's cabinet is whiter I think.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (0LHZx)

96 I don't mind that they look white. I do mind that they all look rather stupid.

Posted by: grammie (cuz mama is way way old) winger at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (P6QsQ)

97 The two guys squatting in the front look like they're auditioning to be Andi Sullivain's assistant

Posted by: Rodney at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (Pr6hk)

98 The Huffpost political team walk into a black bar.

The bartender says , " mind if we dance wif your dates ? "

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (m2CN7)

99 I'll bet they kill at beer pong.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2013 05:47 PM (lVPtV)

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Nope. Hacky sack.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (Tx68O)

100 Why does HuffPo refuse to hire black writers?

Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (B5y+v)

101
I want everyone to take another look at that photo.

That's who you're losing to.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (x3uXx)

102
Polar bear. Snowstorm. Drinking milk.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 11, 2013 05:49 PM (HsTG8)

103 Nobody seems to be over 40 either.

AGEISM!!TY

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 11, 2013 05:49 PM (0LHZx)

104 They look like Obama's re-election Chicago staffers. Same thing, I suppose.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2013 05:49 PM (lVPtV)

105 If you have the opportunity to upgrade to Windows 8.1, don't. It just bricked my $1400 gaming computer.

What a fucking week. Fuck you, Microsoft.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 11, 2013 05:49 PM (GrtrJ)

106 "87 "John Boehner Fed Up With 'Ridiculous' Tea Party Intransigence on Budget"http://tinyurl.com/pbqwelj
Posted by: Mallfly at December 11, 2013 05:44 PM (bJm7W)

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It's called opposition, John. Something you know nothing of.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 05:47 PM (Tx68O)"

'Wait, opposition or suppository?'

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 11, 2013 05:50 PM (M8OWQ)

107 What....no london boys link?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2013 05:50 PM (MaP11)

108 oooh. Diggin the brunette in yellow.

Posted by: Franch Dressing at December 11, 2013 05:50 PM (ZPrif)

109 Whiter than the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain covering Shaft:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uquT-fxqnls

Posted by: AmishDude at December 11, 2013 05:50 PM (T0NGe)

110 When does Politico publish their staff photo.I can't wait.

Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2013 05:50 PM (B5y+v)

111 The richest donors kids were all white, who woulda thunk it?

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2013 05:50 PM (ZshNr)

112 What....no london boys link?

They're way blacker than the HuffPo staff.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 05:50 PM (ZKzrr)

113 Now I know why tigers eat their young.

Posted by: Rodney at December 11, 2013 05:50 PM (Pr6hk)

114 Whiter than the prison scene in THX-1138

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 11, 2013 05:51 PM (0q2P7)

115 My kindergarten class. We did have one girl who was Asian...but she was adopted and her adoptive parents were whiter than white white. *goes to dig out picture*

Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2013 05:51 PM (hFL/3)

116 Did HuffPo ever start paying their writers, btw?
Might explain why they're all poster children for "privilege."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 05:51 PM (ZKzrr)

117 One female in the front left there looks like Danny Devito as the Penguin.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2013 05:51 PM (zqvg6)

118

Whiter than ^^^THIS^^^ if it wasn't grey.

Posted by: Havedash at December 11, 2013 05:51 PM (ToMJU)

119 Posted by: DangerGirl at December 11, 2013 05:49 PM (GrtrJ)

What did it do?.... I've been upgrading a lot of computers the last few months....

Posted by: Romeo13, at December 11, 2013 05:51 PM (lZBBB)

120 Investors, not donors? I have a vague recollection of Arianna making a mint in some move, but forget the whole story.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2013 05:52 PM (ZshNr)

121 A large scoop of vanilla ice cream with just a dash of chocolate sprinkles.

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 05:52 PM (m2CN7)

122 No flash required.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2013 05:52 PM (wNF3N)

123 I want everyone to take another look at that photo. That's who you're losing to.
Posted by: soothsayer at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (x3uXx)

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Yup. Sucks.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 05:52 PM (Tx68O)

124 "88 They're just the sorta Caucasian leftists able enough to wring their soft, creamy white hands in self-abhoration so they can dictate to me, Mister Gets Darker Than Oak and Can Eat Dozens of Jalapenos for Breakfast, just how awfully racist I am for disliking communists, socialists, and other anti-liberty jackholes.

They tell me that my skin color demands I believe just like them, people who pretend to be my betters.

And they wonder why my hands twitch with avid strangle-hunger when I get within a dozen yard of the idiots.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 11, 2013 05:47 PM (bB1P0)"

For Leftists, "racist" is a magic word which allows them to win any and all debates. Because Logic.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 11, 2013 05:52 PM (M8OWQ)

125 I didn't know New Kids on the Block were working at HuffPo.

Posted by: grammie (cuz mama is way way old) winger at December 11, 2013 05:52 PM (P6QsQ)

126 They're gonna just luv Obamacare. Suck it, jackasses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2013 05:52 PM (lVPtV)

127 This is a marketing meeting for J.Crew isn't it.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 11, 2013 05:52 PM (WdbF7)

128
>>>What a fucking week. Fuck you, Microsoft.

If I told you 10 years ago you would long for the days Bill ran the show. Would you have believed me?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 11, 2013 05:52 PM (0q2P7)

129 HOW many will apply to be on my tribal council?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 11, 2013 05:53 PM (Pr6hk)

130 Robert Byrd's sheets, right before weekly cross-burning

Ancient Chinese Seclet.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 11, 2013 05:53 PM (kqqGm)

131 The White House staff photo might look a little pale too. Just giving you advance warning so you don't freak out when you see it.

Posted by: Jay Carney-Barker at December 11, 2013 05:53 PM (B5y+v)

132 I'll bet they kill at beer pong.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2013 05:47 PM (lVPtV)

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Nope. Hacky sack.

Fluffin' sack....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2013 05:53 PM (cUARf)

133 My mouth at the end of the night at My favorite bathhouse in Chicago.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 11, 2013 05:54 PM (+H/11)

134 Also whiter than an LLBean catalogue.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 05:54 PM (JRmiD)

135 Whiter than an Obama flirt at a funeral.

Posted by: Havedash at December 11, 2013 05:54 PM (ToMJU)

136 Whiter than a Norwegian albino nudist colony.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2013 05:55 PM (B0gqn)

137 That's some good joke there at #3, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2013 05:55 PM (euT2t)

138 105 If you have the opportunity to upgrade to Windows 8.1, don't. It just bricked my $1400 gaming computer.

What a fucking week. Fuck you, Microsoft.

---

And yet again I am glad to run a version or two behind on Windows.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 11, 2013 05:55 PM (/Crba)

139 <-- Whiter than this.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 11, 2013 05:55 PM (T0NGe)

140 Whiter than John Kerry's bloodline.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2013 05:55 PM (ZshNr)

141 <----A little further to the left.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 11, 2013 05:55 PM (T0NGe)

142
Ace just hates wholesome milky aryan goodness.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 11, 2013 05:55 PM (h4eud)

143 "100 Why does HuffPo refuse to hire black writers?

Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2013 05:48 PM (B5y+v)"

It's not their fault. It's the pants. Most Blacks just don't know how to crease them properly. It's absolutely atrocious. Also, the Negro dialect.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 11, 2013 05:55 PM (M8OWQ)

144 What did it do?.... I've been upgrading a lot of computers the last few months....
Posted by: Romeo13, at December 11, 2013 05:51 PM (lZBBB)

Corrupted the winload.efi file so it won't boot. And the awesomest part?? From what I'm reading, 8.1 erases your hard drive partitions (without telling you, so that recovery file on your partitioned drive? No longer recoverable. Yeah.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 11, 2013 05:55 PM (GrtrJ)

145 Are we sure this is their political team and not their a cappella group?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 11, 2013 05:56 PM (WdbF7)

146 Is that EoJ in the back row wearing the blue sweater?

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2013 05:56 PM (euT2t)

147 Whiter than ^^^THIS^^^ if it wasn't grey.

Whiter than Biff & Bunny in the Hamptons.....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2013 05:56 PM (cUARf)

148 Whiter than the star Sirius

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 05:56 PM (pTp+C)

149 Sweaters ... chinos ... dress-alikes??

Who is playing "Sonny Crockett" to Toure t's "Ricardo "Rico" Tubbs"?

I feel a fashion wave coming ...

Posted by: Slab Manly, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at December 11, 2013 05:56 PM (FlRtG)

150 23 people who 'believe' in global warming

23 people, none of who took a hard science class in college

Posted by: Dr. Carnot at December 11, 2013 05:56 PM (Pr6hk)

151 If you have the opportunity to upgrade to Windows 8.1, don't. It just bricked my $1400 gaming computer.

What a fucking week. Fuck you, Microsoft.

---

And yet again I am glad to run a version or two behind on Windows.

-------------

I may be forced to finally give up on my XP installations ...

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2013 05:56 PM (4JkHl)

152 There aren't even any capital letters on the wall. It's everything beta! Everything e e cummings and nothing EA Poe. Everything thin weasel and nothing Thin Lizzy.

In other words, wussies down to the paint.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 11, 2013 05:56 PM (bB1P0)

153 So they faked their eagerness to achieve a diverse workplace. Whats wrong with faking shit anyway?

Posted by: Dan Rather at December 11, 2013 05:56 PM (B5y+v)

154
Is this a HuffPo political staff picture, or a Klan after party picture? we report, you decide.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at December 11, 2013 05:56 PM (1hM1d)

155 Lots more guys than gals, too. Plus I bet they pay the girls less money.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2013 05:57 PM (wNF3N)

156
So those are the preening idiots that want to tell us how evil we are for being conservatives. They're twelve, maybe fourteen.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2013 05:57 PM (MaP11)

157
What a bunch of beta male douchebags.

Oh yeah, the guys are f'ng worthless too.

Posted by: meh at December 11, 2013 05:57 PM (W2qJe)

158 Funny shit Ace .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 11, 2013 05:58 PM (XWw96)

159 If you have the opportunity to upgrade to Windows 8.1, don't. It just bricked my $1400 gaming computer.

Bricked? As in the firmware in the MoBo is borked?

Or bricked like a RAID stripe fail?

Or bricked like won't boot into Windows?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 05:58 PM (P7Wsr)

160

Pantone 11-0601 TPX Bright White

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2013 05:58 PM (kdS6q)

161 I also don't see any men in the picture.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2013 05:58 PM (5M2+1)

162 Who got the contract to supply the hipster glasses?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 11, 2013 05:58 PM (T0NGe)

163 Classic Ace - thx!

All I can think of is a marshmallow cream and sugar sandwich on wonder bread (trimmed crusts, of course ...)

Posted by: Joe at December 11, 2013 05:58 PM (B+xcR)

164 Whiter than Edgar Winter drinking a vanilla milkshake infused with white chocolate and cocaine in the Artic

Posted by: L, elle at December 11, 2013 05:58 PM (0xqKe)

165 Damn.

Posted by: Edgar Winter at December 11, 2013 05:58 PM (8ZskC)

166 And yet again I am glad to run a version or two behind on Windows.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 11, 2013 05:55 PM (/Crba)

I liked Win7 just fine but this computer came with Win 8, no option. Then they touted the upgrade by saying "hey the Start button is back by popular demand" so I upgraded and that turned out to be a bullshit lie too, with no way to restore 8.0 and now this.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 11, 2013 05:59 PM (GrtrJ)

167 a diverse group... one asian chick, one dude who looks asian in the british vernacular, and a guy with a jewfro

Posted by: phreshone at December 11, 2013 05:59 PM (Pr6hk)

168 The guy in the center in the red is named Chad.

Posted by: grammie (cuz mama is way way old) winger at December 11, 2013 05:59 PM (P6QsQ)

169 I remember cataloging some photos from 1969-1970 of students who looked like that. They were suppose to be SDS so I told my supervisor I thought there had been a mistake. He said no, that's them. They're in disguise.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 11, 2013 05:59 PM (h4eud)

170 Lots more guys than gals, too. Plus I bet they pay the girls less money.

Those guys have more cocksucking experience than any of those girls. It's no wonder they get the big bucks.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2013 05:59 PM (euT2t)

171 I bet when they talk everyone starts to fall asleep.

get it?

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 05:59 PM (m2CN7)

172 That's whiter than Santa's workshop.

Posted by: Andy at December 11, 2013 05:59 PM (Qh0T+)

173 Caption for pic:

I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (wNF3N)

174 I also don't see any men in the picture.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2013 05:58 PM (5M2+1)

They're men, but they're Enlightened Men of the Future.
In other words, ghey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (8ZskC)

175 Things you never want to hear your grown son/daughter say:

"Mom! I'm going to be a life coach."

"Mom! I'm going to work at Huffington Post/Salon/Politico/the Obama White House."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (lVPtV)

176 The one guy in the back with a hat looks like he owns a van with no windows.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (WdbF7)

177 I may be forced to finally give up on my XP installations ...

I can help further that along.

Posted by: The Stuxnet Virus at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (kqqGm)

178 Diversity for thee, not for we.

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (4JkHl)

179 Whiter than a Country Music award show.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (JRmiD)

180 "128
>>>What a fucking week. Fuck you, Microsoft.

If I told you 10 years ago you would long for the days Bill ran the show. Would you have believed me?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 11, 2013 05:52 PM (0q2P7)"

Windows 2000 and XP were solid products. So there was no reason to dislike Microsoft back then. Just Linux hipster fanboyism.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (M8OWQ)

181 White than me wrestling AtC in Crisco?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (ZKzrr)

182 So they faked their eagerness to achieve a diverse workplace.

Whats wrong with faking shit anyway?

Want me to "sign" it for you?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (cUARf)

183 they say that the reason bully's bully, is that they are sad inside and want to make others as sad as themselves.

there there guys, I don't know what that woman did to hurt you so, but it will get better.

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:01 PM (veL4N)

184 Those are my core supporters, right there.

They hit all my most critical demographics: dweeby prepsters who have been packed into seasonal sweaters all their lives for family estate photos, over educated English majors who couldn't get real jobs if their lives depended upon it, twenty-somethingswithout any real idea of how the 99% lives.

Posted by: President For Life Obama at December 11, 2013 06:01 PM (B5y+v)

185 Whiter than Chowdah in Hyannis.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2013 06:01 PM (ZshNr)

186 A couple of women and one man look like they might be from Oriental backgrounds and one might be Latino America, but yeah, they don't seem to actually have any AA's working for them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2013 06:01 PM (BC6cY)

187 Corrupted the winload.efi file so it won't boot. And the awesomest part?? From what I'm reading, 8.1 erases your hard drive partitions (without telling you, so that recovery file on your partitioned drive? No longer recoverable. Yeah.

Insert the Windows 8 installation media and then follow these instructions:

a. Click on Repair your computer.
b. Click on Troubleshoot and then select Advanced Options.
c. Click on Command prompt and type the following commands and press Enter after each command:
Bootrec /fixmbr
Bootrec /fixboot
Bootrec /rebuildbcd
d. Restart the computer.
e. Check if the issue persists.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 06:01 PM (P7Wsr)

188 White than me wrestling AtC in Crisco?

Brb. Bunk.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2013 06:01 PM (cUARf)

189 may be forced to finally give up on my XP installations ...

I can help further that along.

Posted by: The Stuxnet Virus
The good stuff is on Green River's OS, good luck.

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2013 06:01 PM (4JkHl)

190 The ladies restroom at church is more diverse than that.

Posted by: grammie (cuz mama is way way old) winger at December 11, 2013 06:02 PM (P6QsQ)

191 White than me wrestling AtC in Crisco?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (ZKzrr)
Yes, but without the sparkle and the cheering fans!

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2013 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

192 168
The guy in the center in the red is named Chad.

And I'll bet the guy in the front named Fredric. There's got to be a girl in the group named Wynter (don't ask).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2013 06:02 PM (lVPtV)

193 A marshmallow fucking a cotton ball.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2013 06:02 PM (ZshNr)

194 181 White than me wrestling AtC in Crisco?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (ZKzrr)

Unnnnnngghhhh

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2013 06:02 PM (oFCZn)

195 181 White than me wrestling AtC in Crisco?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (ZKzrr)

How you doing? You were saying...

Posted by: Havedash at December 11, 2013 06:02 PM (ToMJU)

196 White than me wrestling AtC in Crisco?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (ZKzrr)

--------------------------------------------

Here we go.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 06:02 PM (Tx68O)

197 Why does HuffPo refuse to hire black writers?

It cramps their style when telling racist jokes in the office.

Also, what if they want to do a swimming party?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 06:02 PM (P7Wsr)

198 There aren't even any capital letters on the wall. It's everything beta! Everything e e cummings and nothing EA Poe. Everything thin weasel and nothing Thin Lizzy.

What I find worse is that clearly the walls are supposed to represent the character blocks on a typewriter or an old school printing press (hence the blocks), so the letters should be mirror image, right?

Is this a HuffPo political staff picture, or a Klan after party picture? we report, you decide.

There are a lot of Kleagles then. Appropriate for a media group...

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 06:03 PM (pTp+C)

199 I'll bet my house I can guess how the guy at the top likes getting off.

Posted by: UWP at December 11, 2013 06:03 PM (2hQRj)

200 Posted by: DangerGirl at December 11, 2013 05:55 PM (GrtrJ)

Hmmm.... it should not overwrite partitions unless you tell it to... ie tell it to delete the old partitions and create new ones... so the old recovery partition should still be there if you did an 8.1 fresh install...

Is this a fresh install? or an upgrade?

Posted by: Romeo13, at December 11, 2013 06:03 PM (lZBBB)

201 The leftist media's perennial attack on conservatives are that they are well-nigh exclusively white and draw their values and political beliefs from a narrow monoculture of shared racial and cultural mores.

In other words, a MacGuffin. You're on the defensive about their offenses.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2013 06:03 PM (FcR7P)

202 A couple of women and one man look like they might
be from Oriental backgrounds and one might be Latino America, but yeah,
they don't seem to actually have any AA's working for them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I suspect that the night janitors are "white Hispanics".

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2013 06:03 PM (4JkHl)

203 Last year's entire staff as lost forever when they all fell into a snowbank.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2013 06:03 PM (8ZskC)

204 Whiter than the NASCAR Hall of Fame.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2013 06:03 PM (euT2t)

205 How to repair a Windows 8 installation:

Burn it down.
Scatter its stones.
Salt the earth where it stood

Posted by: phreshone at December 11, 2013 06:03 PM (Pr6hk)

206 Insert the Windows 8 installation media and then follow these instructions

Yeah, computers don't come with intallation media any longer.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 11, 2013 06:04 PM (GrtrJ)

207 White than me wrestling AtC in Crisco?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 06:00 PM (ZKzrr)

sorry, I just pictured atc wearing nothing but black stompy boots.

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 06:04 PM (m2CN7)

208
Some found a couple of black folks in the 2009 picture. They must have been fired.

Pic: http://tinyurl.com/mqund9p

Discussed: http://tinyurl.com/lshcxh9

Also, the girl with the curl-fro in the turquoise dress at far right. Bar, 2 AM, last call - Y/N?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2013 06:04 PM (kdS6q)

209 "131 The White House staff photo might look a little pale too. Just giving you advance warning so you don't freak out when you see it.

Posted by: Jay Carney-Barker at December 11, 2013 05:53 PM (B5y+v)"

Just use a little blue dress to wipe everyone off beforehand.

Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 11, 2013 06:04 PM (M8OWQ)

210 Whiter than Paul Mooney's teeth?

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 11, 2013 06:04 PM (Zswg6)

211 The blue sweater guy in the back with his arms outstretched is just perfect. Best post of the day, Ace.

Posted by: L, elle at December 11, 2013 06:04 PM (0xqKe)

212 Fuck Windows 8 and all that comes after it. I swear, it was made for people who have no idea what the fuck a computer is supposed to do. I can't find anything, I don't wish to push buttons, I just want the damned thing to cough up word and excel and get my ass on the internet, but I can't just do that, because it's all somewhere else.

I can have a desktop, but that isn't where my shit is. And my shit might or might not be available when I push one of the stupid buttons, so I might have to load an "app." even though I already have a program installed. WTF do I need an app for when the program is already there?

This shit is all retarded.

Posted by: tcn at December 11, 2013 06:04 PM (fwcEs)

213 I bet when they talk everyone starts to fall asleep.

get it?

Some sheep are black.

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 06:05 PM (pTp+C)

214 Some found a couple of black folks in the 2009 picture. They must have been fired.

Too "ethnic."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2013 06:05 PM (8ZskC)

215 Is this a fresh install? or an upgrade?

Upgrade. Thats the problem.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 11, 2013 06:05 PM (GrtrJ)

216
Not a complete story unless we get a count of the number of White Hispanics in that crowd...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 11, 2013 06:05 PM (HsTG8)

217 77 The fascists uniform tastes have declined considerably since the 1930s.
Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2013 05:46 PM (4JkHl)
------------------------
This is soooo true.
It's not even a good "preppy" look.

Say what you will about Mussolini, he had nice uniforms. Even the Nazis and Soviets did better than this crap.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2013 06:05 PM (dfYL9)

218 The photo title: People who call AAA to change a tire.

Posted by: redenzo at December 11, 2013 06:05 PM (zgVtn)

219 That German up with people is almost as disturbing as this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSyhDbV9wHo

Posted by: CUS at December 11, 2013 06:06 PM (wcLJG)

220
Whatever happened to that cocaine polar bear?, haven't seen that in a while.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2013 06:06 PM (MaP11)

221 My prediction: there will be no unexpected pregnancies in that office.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2013 06:06 PM (8ZskC)

222 I bet when they talk everyone starts to fall asleep. get it? Some sheep are black.
Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 06:05 PM (pTp+C)

white noise

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 06:06 PM (m2CN7)

223 My gheydar meter pegged.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2013 06:06 PM (BAS5M)

224 If you look closely , there's an albino top left .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 11, 2013 06:07 PM (XWw96)

225

Even the Nazis and Soviets did better than this crap.

Whatchoo talking about "Even" with teh Nazis? They had Hugo Boss, bitches.

Posted by: imp at December 11, 2013 06:07 PM (L9AnB)

226
I call this,
Rejected by Glee, But Not Giving Up on The Ghey

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 11, 2013 06:07 PM (HsTG8)

227 And I was blinded by the White

They just dropped a deuce

But Arianna is alright

Blinded by the White

They all got down

In a limited hangout sort of way

With Integral Complexity

[ insert catchy rhyme here for epistimilogical closure]

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 11, 2013 06:07 PM (RFeQD)

228 A Mayonnaise covered saltine in cream of oyster stew before Curly goes spooning.

Posted by: DaveA's DVR at December 11, 2013 06:07 PM (DL2i+)

229 The blue sweaters identify the fluffers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2013 06:07 PM (8ZskC)

230 For polynikes:

23 white folk walk into a bar ...

Bartender: What'll ya have?

Huffpo Politics in unison: Diversity, Please!

Bartender: right, racism all 'round ...

Posted by: Joe at December 11, 2013 06:08 PM (B+xcR)

231 not entirely off topic, for your reading pleasure:
http://tinyurl.com/oqsyyw4

Posted by: Mallfly at December 11, 2013 06:08 PM (bJm7W)

232 Elbow patches ARE FOR CLOSERS!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2013 06:08 PM (8ZskC)

233 And Touré

No fair! Touré can be used as the punchline for any joke.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 11, 2013 06:08 PM (xm1A1)

234 208

Some found a couple of black folks in the 2009 picture. They must have been fired.

Pic: http://tinyurl.com/mqund9p

Discussed: http://tinyurl.com/lshcxh9

Also, the girl with the curl-fro in the turquoise dress at far right. Bar, 2 AM, last call - Y/N?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2013 06:04 PM (kdS6q)

So. Many. Hipsters.

Posted by: Red Shirt at December 11, 2013 06:08 PM (FIDMq)

235 The guys all look just so Faaaaabulous!!

Posted by: Guido Sarducci at December 11, 2013 06:08 PM (LsF5M)

236 Whiter than the cast of HBO's "Girls."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 06:08 PM (JRmiD)

237 The skanky fat pig @mattygelsias would probably describe this picture in totally sexual terms. Like everything else he writes.

http://bit.ly/J7AfcF

Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2013 06:08 PM (B5y+v)

238 Yeah, computers don't come with intallation media any longer.

You can download the iso completely legally from Microsoft as long as you have your Windows Key.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/muzfnqu

From that you can make your own installation media.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 06:08 PM (P7Wsr)

239

23 people who learned everything they know about economics in Freshman Comp

Posted by: Dr. Art Laffer at December 11, 2013 06:09 PM (Pr6hk)

240 A full 78% of the males pictured above had their lunch money stolen by a ten year old bully on their way to work.

100% of the females are seasonal models for Head and Shoulders Shampoo and "The Goodwill Collection".

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2013 06:09 PM (0cMkb)

241 The brunette on the right.

The one in the ski boots. The one that is shitting out what appears to be a barrel cactus?

I'd hit that.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2013 06:09 PM (euT2t)

242 Hey, let's all reenact our favorite scenes from Glee!

Posted by: The Men of HuffPo at December 11, 2013 06:09 PM (8ZskC)

243 The brunette in red in front of the spread eagle guy looks kinda cute. Tall chick in tan might have some sweater meat.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2013 06:10 PM (ZshNr)

244 "Whiter than a country music awards show"

The fuck ?

Darius Rucker

Posted by: awkward davies at December 11, 2013 06:10 PM (WK8VM)

245 Also, the girl with the curl-fro in the turquoise dress at far right. Bar, 2 AM, last call - Y/N?

Not even for two Scooby snacks

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 06:10 PM (pTp+C)

246 I completely lost it when I read "Toure". Well-played.

Posted by: AndrewR at December 11, 2013 06:11 PM (dz7SP)

247 do the sweaters really have patches on the elbows? Tell me no.

Posted by: Guido Sarducci at December 11, 2013 06:11 PM (LsF5M)

248 Favorite mouthwash for the entire group?

Summer's Eve.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2013 06:11 PM (wNF3N)

249 DIVERSITY NOT NOW!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kas(ktgreat) at December 11, 2013 06:11 PM (Bl4dy)

250 Whiter than a white paper never written by Obama ever.

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 06:11 PM (m2CN7)

251 240 A full 78% of the males pictured above had their lunch money stolen by a ten year old bully on their way to work.

The remaining 22% had their lunch money stolen by slightly butchy chics.

Posted by: Havedash at December 11, 2013 06:11 PM (ToMJU)

252 My prediction: there will be no unexpected pregnancies in that office.

Sickle Cell Screening that bunch was a breeze.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2013 06:11 PM (euT2t)

253 "Whitest Kids They Know."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2013 06:11 PM (JdUCt)

254 Anyone that would have sex with Zimzam does have some overhead. Namely legal fees and rent. But he knew that going in.

Posted by: UWP at December 11, 2013 06:12 PM (2hQRj)

255 Photo session is over, now fetch me a latte

Posted by: Limousine Liberal at December 11, 2013 06:12 PM (Pr6hk)

256 I can't find anything, I don't wish to push buttons, I just want the damned thing to cough up word and excel and get my ass on the internet, but I can't just do that, because it's all somewhere else.

If you don't want to click buttons, use your keyboard. Hit ctrl + r. Then in the Run window that just popped up type winword and hit enter. That'll open Word. Type excel in the same run window to raise Excel. Type iexplore in the same window to raise Internet Explorer.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 06:12 PM (P7Wsr)

257 They all marched at Selma!, Which just happens to be the name of the local Hipster bar.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2013 06:12 PM (ZshNr)

258 Posted by: Joe at December 11, 2013 06:08 PM (B+xcR)

heh

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 06:12 PM (m2CN7)

259 Well played Anna .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 11, 2013 06:12 PM (XWw96)

260 Hey , I count three bangable chicks in that photo .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 11, 2013 06:12 PM (WK8VM)

261 Imagine a similar photo of Ace, the cobs and all the morons and moronettes. It would be epic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2013 06:13 PM (8ZskC)

262 "Whiter than a country music awards show"

The one I saw last night had a presenter wearing chains and making hip-hop gestures while he talked. No volume or captions, so I have no idea what was going on.

Was just weird to see people singing and smiling in front of a sign that said "ACA."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 06:14 PM (ZKzrr)

263 anyway, it's okay because these huffington post people understand that they harbor racist feelings

Posted by: Mallfly at December 11, 2013 06:14 PM (bJm7W)

264 23 pre-lobotomized inmates

Posted by: Nurse Cratchet at December 11, 2013 06:14 PM (Pr6hk)

265 Whiter than people who clap on the 1 and the 3

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 06:14 PM (pTp+C)

266 Speaking from experience, the audience to see a Journey cover band is less white.

Posted by: gewa76 at December 11, 2013 06:14 PM (k8m83)

267 212 Fuck Windows 8 and all that comes after it.

This shit is all retarded.

Posted by: tcn at December 11, 2013 06:04 PM (fwcEs)

If you despise a half-assed tablet UI on your desktop, you may keep a half-assed tablet UI on your desktop. Period.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 11, 2013 06:14 PM (e4elg)

268 Oh, hey look at that. The "men" look exactly as you'd expect.

Posted by: Warden at December 11, 2013 06:14 PM (HzhBE)

269
And from 2008:

It's Huffington Post holiday tradition for each staffer to receive a sweater from Arianna. This year's chic set came from designers Ports 1961 and Adam Lippes.

http://tinyurl.com/mwg8k3f

Whoa -- edgy.

Posted by: Rick Santorum

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2013 06:14 PM (kdS6q)

270
248 Favorite mouthwash for the entire group?

Summer's Eve.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2013 06:11 PM (wNF3N)

"True. Very true." they replied, stroking their beards...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 11, 2013 06:14 PM (HsTG8)

271 the Joker's painting "Death of a Mauve Bat"

http://tinyurl.com/m9ttdgu

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at December 11, 2013 06:15 PM (Hj9yW)

272 The chick wearing glasses in the middle is pretty bangin'.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 11, 2013 06:15 PM (hpYnL)

273 If you look closely, you can see that half the guys in this photo are actually having sexual relations, although the dildos are not clearly visible.

Posted by: Havedash at December 11, 2013 06:15 PM (ToMJU)

274 Hey , I count three bangable chicks in that photo .
Posted by: awkward davies at December 11, 2013 06:12 PM (WK8VM)

You mean there are only three chicks in the photo?

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 06:15 PM (m2CN7)

275 Look at those 23 dumb ass crackas

Posted by: Reverend Wright at December 11, 2013 06:16 PM (Pr6hk)

276 That German up with people is almost as disturbing as this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSyhDbV9wHo
Posted by: CUS at December 11, 2013 06:06 PM (wcLJG)

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It's proof that Germans are still as bizzaro as when I was living there.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 06:16 PM (Tx68O)

277 The Hardly Boys are getting a clue!

Posted by: OG Celtic American at December 11, 2013 06:16 PM (vHRtU)

278 260 Hey , I count three bangable chicks in that photo .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 11, 2013 06:12 PM (WK8VM)

Yep. Chink chick. Chick to the left the chink chick. Brunette chick, right, blue sweater. the rest are fugly.

Posted by: Guido Sarducci at December 11, 2013 06:16 PM (LsF5M)

279 Hoch mit den Menschen is a good addition

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 06:16 PM (pTp+C)

280 Frosty the Snowman met the Political team at Huffington Post and said, "Crap! You folks are white!".

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 11, 2013 06:16 PM (6fSty)

281 It's Huffington Post holiday tradition for each staffer to receive a
sweater from Arianna. This year's chic set came from designers Ports
1961 and Adam Lippes.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2013 06:14 PM (kdS6q)

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What the heck is that cape thing??

Posted by: grammie (cuz mama is way way old) winger at December 11, 2013 06:16 PM (P6QsQ)

282 Favorite movie for the entire group?

Girl, Interrupted

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2013 06:16 PM (oFCZn)

283 Always reminds me of the White Guy Rap from SNL.

http://bit.ly/1e6wySP

Posted by: 29Victor at December 11, 2013 06:17 PM (ES9R7)

284 Wait a minute...are those sweaters uniforms?

I mean, are they in Star Trek? Blue is science, yellow is operations, red is security?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 11, 2013 06:17 PM (T0NGe)

285 Not enough calories to bother hunting

Posted by: Savage Animal League at December 11, 2013 06:17 PM (Pr6hk)

286 The guys probably looked a the photo and were delightedwith the shot.

Posted by: redenzo at December 11, 2013 06:17 PM (zgVtn)

287 polynikes,,,, Yes .

The other vaguely feminine ones , post op trannies ,

Posted by: awkward davies at December 11, 2013 06:17 PM (WK8VM)

288
Their theme song -

Imagine there's no colored
It's easy if you try...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 11, 2013 06:17 PM (HsTG8)

289 Somebody get my sunglasses, quick

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at December 11, 2013 06:18 PM (Pr6hk)

290 It's Huffington Post holiday tradition for each staffer to receive a

sweater from Arianna.

The sweaters are nice but nobody ever complains about a blowjob.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2013 06:18 PM (8ZskC)

291
Whiter than a crustless Miracle Whip and Wonder Bread sandwich.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 11, 2013 06:18 PM (PZ6/M)

292 225
Even the Nazis and Soviets did better than this crap.

Whatchoo talking about "Even" with teh Nazis? They had Hugo Boss, bitches.
Posted by: imp at December 11, 2013 06:07 PM (L9AnB)
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You're right. I take it back. He did a nice job on those SS uniforms for sure.

The original point is still worth making. Fashion-wise our fascist overlords are pathetic.

I blame it on Castro. Camouflage and sloppy hats, trying to look simultaneously military and a "man of the people." Or maybe Mao, with his demand for unisex, undifferentiated, impossibly dull garb.
These kids too are all trying to look like the average Ivy Leaguer in sociology 101.

The old fascists went for some sparkle!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2013 06:18 PM (dfYL9)

293 Lot of expressive wrists in that group .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 11, 2013 06:19 PM (WK8VM)

294 Months of political experience too, combined.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 11, 2013 06:19 PM (AWmfW)

295 The one non-white appears to be Hervé Villachaize

Posted by: gewa76 at December 11, 2013 06:19 PM (k8m83)

296 Okay, this is all very funny but, c'mon, I can't be the only one who wishes I could do something to make them all cry.

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2013 06:19 PM (8lmkt)

297
Their sweater colors appear to make a Cuban flag. Seems about right.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2013 06:20 PM (MaP11)

298 Well, sure, none are ACTUALLY black, but half self-identify as black. So there you go.

Posted by: Warden at December 11, 2013 06:20 PM (HzhBE)

299 We're all 'racists'. Its called freedom of association.

(The bleached 20 year old bones of a Huffpo staffer in Death Valley on Augut 1, 2033.)

Posted by: Angel with a sword at December 11, 2013 06:20 PM (hpgw1)

300 296 Okay, this is all very funny but, c'mon, I can't be the only one who wishes I could do something to make them all cry.

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2013 06:19 PM (8lmkt)

Got any ideas?

I suggest banning lattes from the office.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2013 06:20 PM (oFCZn)

301
274
You mean there are ~~only~~ three chicks in the photo?
Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 06:15 PM (m2CN7)

FIFY

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 11, 2013 06:20 PM (HsTG8)

302 23 people who have never been further than a cab-ride from the Acela

Posted by: phreshone at December 11, 2013 06:21 PM (Pr6hk)

303 OMG, I'm snow blind...its like a freaking blizzard hit Palm Beach!

Posted by: Purp at December 11, 2013 06:21 PM (UVadJ)

304 I see an afro in the back. But it could just be ironic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2013 06:21 PM (8ZskC)

305

as blanc as

...the pages the SCOAMF actually wrote from Dreams of My Father...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 11, 2013 06:21 PM (IXrOn)

306 Well, sure, none are ACTUALLY black, but half self-identify as black. So there you go.

Can you quote Tupac? Close enough.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 06:21 PM (P7Wsr)

307 58% of the males DVR their Soaps so they can watch them after work.

80% engage in cosplay dressed as Mrs Garret from "The Facts of Life".

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2013 06:21 PM (0cMkb)

308 Whiter than a Hanson concert in Anchorage.

Posted by: Warden at December 11, 2013 06:22 PM (HzhBE)

309 You can download the iso completely legally from Microsoft as long as you have your Windows Key.

Where do I find that if I can't get into the computer?

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 11, 2013 06:22 PM (GrtrJ)

310 I can't be the only one who wishes I could do something to make them all cry.

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2013 06:19 PM (8lmkt)

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Tell 'em that Santa isn't real. They're old enough this year for the truth.

Posted by: grammie (cuz mama is way way old) winger at December 11, 2013 06:22 PM (P6QsQ)

311
I can't be the only one who wishes I could do something to make them all cry.
Posted by: Peaches

Make fun of their shoes and watch them go full Boehner.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2013 06:22 PM (kdS6q)

312 Take away their quinoa ...

Posted by: Joe at December 11, 2013 06:22 PM (B+xcR)

313 In Ref: Windows 8 crap - go to IObit and get their free Windows button thingy. Hold on, let me get it:

http://www.iobit.com/iobitstartmenu8.php

It makes a start menu like Win 7, allows you to kill the stupid shit and actually get it working like a real desktop OS. And it is free.

I got Win 8 on a laptop and got this 15 minutes later. Wonderful tool.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 11, 2013 06:22 PM (bB1P0)

314 If you don't want to click buttons, use your
keyboard. Hit ctrl + r. Then in the Run window that just popped up
type winword and hit enter. That'll open Word. Type excel in the same
run window to raise Excel. Type iexplore in the same window to raise
Internet Explorer.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 06:12 PM (P7Wsr)

Terrific. Back to dos already. Dammit. I thought we were supposed to be beyond that crap.

Posted by: tcn at December 11, 2013 06:22 PM (fwcEs)

315 They really look like they know politics. For Castro Street.

Posted by: soon to be formerly known as wth at December 11, 2013 06:22 PM (wAQA5)

316 I see an afro in the back. But it could just be ironic.

Could be a jewfro

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 06:22 PM (pTp+C)

317 Somewhat whiter than George Zimmerman.

Posted by: Havedash at December 11, 2013 06:23 PM (ToMJU)

318 Even the Nazis and Soviets did better than this crap. Whatchoo talking about "Even" with teh Nazis? They had Hugo Boss, bitches. Posted by: imp at December 11, 2013 06:07 PM (L9AnB) -------------------------- You're right. I take it back. He did a nice job on those SS uniforms for sure.

OT , but I guess I knew but was remined watching some old footage the other day and Mussolini's air force flew a skull and cross bone on the side of their planes . Its like watching a make believe super hero movie where you can tell the difference between good and evil by the symbols they wear. Weird that it was real life.

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 06:23 PM (m2CN7)

319 @256 I can't find anything, I don't wish to push buttons, I just want the damned thing to cough up word and excel and get my ass on the internet, but I can't just do that, because it's all somewhere else. If you don't want to click buttons, use your keyboard. Hit ctrl + r. Then in the Run window that just popped up type winword and hit enter. That'll open Word. Type excel in the same run window to raise Excel. Type iexplore in the same window to raise Internet Explorer.
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Don't even need to do that. In Win 8, you can skip the ctrl+r step and just type it in from the Start Page. It'll find the program for you and launch it when you press the Enter key. Or you can type a document name, and have it launch directly into the document.

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2013 06:23 PM (UWFpX)

320 Impose personal hygiene standards...and enforce them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2013 06:23 PM (oFCZn)

321 I can't be the only one who wishes I could do something to make them all cry.

Shouldn't be hard.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 06:23 PM (ZKzrr)

322 Where do I find that if I can't get into the computer?

Do you still have the paperwork that came with the computer when you bought it? It should be in there.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 06:23 PM (P7Wsr)

323 Could be a jewfro

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 06:22 PM (pTp+C)

lol. thanks. lol.

Posted by: Guido Sarducci at December 11, 2013 06:24 PM (LsF5M)

324 Okay, everybody in the red sweaters, make like you're taking a dump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2013 06:24 PM (8ZskC)

325 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2013 06:18 PM (dfYL9)

----------------------------------------------

Agree. The old nazi uniforms were cool. Even their leather coats. I especially liked those.

One of the biggest disappointments on American uniforms was when they got rid of the Marines' green class A's with the tunic collar. Saw a few of them when I was traveling in the military during the 60's and 70's. I was envious.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 06:25 PM (Tx68O)

326 Don't even need to do that. In Win 8, you can skip the ctrl+r step and just type it in from the Start Page. It'll find the program for you and launch it when you press the Enter key. Or you can type a document name, and have it launch directly into the document.

Yeah, of course that's the best way. Was just pointing out there is a way to almost completely get away from using the Windows 8 UI, which the poster seems to hate.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 06:25 PM (P7Wsr)

327 Posts like this are why this site kicks 100 kinds of ass.

Posted by: Crucible at December 11, 2013 06:25 PM (iMjoW)

328 Where do I find that if I can't get into the computer?

If you bought your computer, there should be a sticker on the case from Microsoft with a serial number on it

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 06:25 PM (pTp+C)

329 Those two guys in the front of the red sweaters, posing like they've got cock in the ass, both look like they've got tranny potential. Decent wigs and outfits and they could give any of the broads there a run for their money. White sweater with the blue collar guy knows what I'm talking about.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 11, 2013 06:25 PM (hpYnL)

330 321 I can't be the only one who wishes I could do something to make them all cry.

Sorry...no appletini's

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 11, 2013 06:25 PM (LsF5M)

331 Average verbal score 640, average math score 360

Posted by: SAT Testing at December 11, 2013 06:25 PM (Pr6hk)

332 318 ----Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 06:23 PM (m2CN7)
-----------------------------------
Today they'd probably put a happy-face on the planes.
Same use of the planes, same results, but...........
they mean well. They CARE!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2013 06:26 PM (dfYL9)

333 9. A vanilla milkshake infused with white chocolate and cocaine

You have no idea how bummed I am that this isn't Cookout's newest shake flavor.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 11, 2013 06:27 PM (Gk3SS)

334 For all you unhappy Win 8 folks like me, for a couple of bucks get StartIsBack and run it. I don't even notice anymore that I'm using the very shitty Win 8. ...and I have no plans to go to 8.1 (there is a StartIsBack for it too tho').

Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2013 06:27 PM (nsOJa)

335 Come'on Ace who else would know more about Blacks and Hispanics than White Libs! They feel our pain!!!

Posted by: boricuafudd at December 11, 2013 06:27 PM (kcMMa)

336 Average verbal score 640, average math score 360

none of them are old enough to have taken the SAT when it was a 1600 point scale. Also, 360 is generous

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 06:28 PM (pTp+C)

337 Average verbal score 640, average math score 360

I guarantee each and every one of these younglings took the SAT after they changed it to three sections. Math, Writing and Critical Reading. It's now out of 2400.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 06:28 PM (P7Wsr)

338 331 Average verbal score 640, average math score 360
Posted by: SAT Testing at December 11, 2013 06:25 PM (Pr6hk)

Average IQ - 68

Posted by: TiminAL at December 11, 2013 06:28 PM (A9c4d)

339 with comments like this, the left doesn't have to prove that you guys are sexist and homophobic

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:28 PM (veL4N)

340 23 people who want to write a 10,000 word piece on the wonder that is North Korea

Posted by: Walter Duranty at December 11, 2013 06:28 PM (Pr6hk)

341 yup, these guys are crying, all the way to a successful professional career in doing what they love

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:29 PM (veL4N)

342 @325 Agree. The old nazi uniforms were cool. Even their leather coats. I especially liked those.
---------------

One of the World of Warcraft expansions had a spoof of Nazism that sort of played off of this (among other - non-racial superiority - things). It was called "Fashionism".

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2013 06:29 PM (UWFpX)

343 Roberto Schmidt is the AFP photographer, currently the agency’s chief photographer for South Asia, who captured that infamous snap. Reached by phone in South Africa, he sighed heavily. “Why do people care about a selfie?” he said.

Why did you care enough to take a photograph of it and submit it to your agency, dumbass? You know why.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 11, 2013 06:29 PM (h4eud)

344 The last ten victims of the Knockout Game.

Posted by: notropis at December 11, 2013 06:29 PM (SPs83)

345 I don't even notice anymore that I'm using the very shitty Win 8. ...and I have no plans to go to 8.1 (there is a StartIsBack for it too tho').

Posted by: dogfish

8.1 has the start option in it. Makes no sense to buy another product rather than upgrade.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2013 06:29 PM (B0gqn)

346 339 with comments like this, the left doesn't have to prove that you guys are sexist and homophobic

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:28 PM (veL4N)

Thank you!

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 11, 2013 06:29 PM (LsF5M)

347 making anonymous snarkcomments is fun and all, but at some point you need to get on with your life and get some person to person skills

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:29 PM (veL4N)

348 i doubt that many on this site can even have that many friends to begin with

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:30 PM (veL4N)

349
who's the cocksuckin faggot @ 339?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 11, 2013 06:30 PM (x3uXx)

350 white sweaters=fat. red sweaters=ghey. blue sweaters=whackadoodle

Posted by: soon to be formerly known as wth at December 11, 2013 06:30 PM (wAQA5)

351 23 solid B+ useful idiots

Posted by: Barack O'Stalin at December 11, 2013 06:30 PM (Pr6hk)

352 with comments like this, the left doesn't have to prove that you guys are sexist and homophobic
Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:28 PM (veL4N)

abort any female babies today?

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 06:30 PM (m2CN7)

353 I think we have an actual troll here.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 06:30 PM (Tx68O)

354 if there was a team photo of Ace commentors it would be tin foil hats and camo gear

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:30 PM (veL4N)

355 with comments like this, the left doesn't have to prove that you guys are sexist and homophobic

Gays don't scare me.
Spiders. Spiders scare me.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2013 06:30 PM (euT2t)

356 Reached by phone in South Africa, he sighed heavily. “Why do people care about a selfie?” he said.

He sighed heavily? Did he have a cigarette dangling precariously from his lower lip? Did he gaze into middle distance wistfully and declare the world to be lost?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 06:31 PM (P7Wsr)

357 ace, you are on fire, man.

Posted by: Eton Cox at December 11, 2013 06:31 PM (q177U)

358 Oooh. Troll attempted irony.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 06:31 PM (ZKzrr)

359 making anonymous snarkcomments is fun and all, but at some point you need to get on with your life and get some person to person skills

person to person skills like making anonymous snarkcomments telling people to get some person to person skills.

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 06:31 PM (pTp+C)

360 8.1 has the start option in it. Makes no sense to buy another product rather than upgrade.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Ahh but it does. There are still many things that 8.1 does that doesn't act like Win 7. I think things like bringing up the control panel. Everyone that I know in meat space that has tried the 8.1 still says it isn't "fixed" the way we all want it to be.

Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2013 06:31 PM (nsOJa)

361 sure, none of these guys can match your 50 kill paint ball day, but I am sure they do alright in other regards

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:31 PM (veL4N)

362 @345 8.1 has the start option in it. Makes no sense to buy another product rather than upgrade. ---------------

Sort of. There's a Start Button, but it just takes you to the Start Page instead of popping up the old familiar Start Menu.

I laughed.

Personally, once I got into the proper frame of mind to understand what was going on with the Start Page, I didn't mind the absense of the Start Menu at all.

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2013 06:31 PM (UWFpX)

363 Sheesh, at least my trolling trolling trolling is realistic.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 11, 2013 06:31 PM (Gk3SS)

364 349
who's the cocksuckin faggot @ 339?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 11, 2013 06:30 PM (x3uXx)

I think they are a Joo. or is it hebe. No offense.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 11, 2013 06:32 PM (LsF5M)

365 339 must be the red sweater guy with armpatches in the middle of photo

Posted by: soon to be formerly known as wth at December 11, 2013 06:32 PM (wAQA5)

366 346 339 with comments like this, the left doesn't have to prove that you guys are sexist and homophobic

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:28 PM (veL4N)

Shut up and make me a sammich!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 11, 2013 06:32 PM (6fSty)

367 if there was a team photo of Ace commentors it would be tin foil hats and camo gear

You forgot the pudding soaked balls.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2013 06:32 PM (euT2t)

368 @341 yup, these guys are crying, all the way to a successful ~~professional career in~~ unpaid internship doing what they love

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:29 PM (veL4N)

FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2013 06:33 PM (0cMkb)

369 allright, allright - give em back their quinoa ...

Posted by: Joe at December 11, 2013 06:33 PM (B+xcR)

370 The one about Joan Walsh isn't really accurate. She apparently thinks that The Time I Dated A Black Guy is something she needed to share.
http://www.salon.com/2000/02/17/guilty/

Posted by: Dig Dig at December 11, 2013 06:33 PM (i4XvR)

371 Is there a fat little piggy trolling this post?

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 11, 2013 06:33 PM (Pr6hk)

372 They look like they could burst out in song at any minute.

tomorrow belongs
tomorrow belongs
tomorrow belongs to me
to me to me
tomorrow belongs to me

Posted by: You get the reference, so stop pretending you don't at December 11, 2013 06:33 PM (O7OxF)

373 OK, just a question.

Is an Ewok considered a minority place? Does ace "minority" set asides?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2013 06:33 PM (0FSuD)

374 with comments like this, the left doesn't have to prove that you guys are sexist and homophobic

what no racist? we always get a racist shout out. what a troll rip off.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2013 06:33 PM (MaP11)

375 anyone think this post will be "exposed" on huffpo exposing the right's h8, posted by a mrs "CW"?

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 06:34 PM (pTp+C)

376 Why can't we get trolls who aren't white?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 11, 2013 06:34 PM (yz6yg)

377 367
if there was a team photo of Ace commentors it would be tin foil hats and camo gear

You forgot the pudding soaked balls.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2013 06:32 PM (euT2t)

**************************
Might need a wide angle lens, like the football team picture at my high school reunion.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 11, 2013 06:34 PM (QVC7W)

378 349
who's the cocksuckin faggot @ 339?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 11, 2013 06:30 PM (x3uXx)

An old friend...

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 11, 2013 06:34 PM (h4eud)

379 Troll is lame. No imagination.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 06:34 PM (Tx68O)

380 All trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: toby928© of the banned at December 11, 2013 06:34 PM (evdj2)

381 when life gives you limited skills, you excel at bringing down others

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:35 PM (veL4N)

382 Is it just me, or do they all look like they are trying to take a democrat, aka a shit?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2013 06:35 PM (0FSuD)

383 Personally, once I got into the proper frame of mind to understand what was going on with the Start Page, I didn't mind the absence of the Start Menu at all.

Same. I just don't understand. You can arrange the Start page to list tiles by the most frequently used, so they're at top left. You can move tiles around, change their size, group them. It's a more customizable Start menu.

If you don't like those options, just start typing. The program name, or the file name, or in 8.1 you can type a search query and jump straight into a web browser.

It's really not hard, at all.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 06:35 PM (P7Wsr)

384
A long long time ago...

in a galaxy far far away...

we used to have "Faces Of Ace"

Posted by: soothsayer at December 11, 2013 06:35 PM (x3uXx)

385 new thread. all about biden, so lulz to be had

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at December 11, 2013 06:35 PM (pTp+C)

386 what no racist? we always get a racist shout out. what a troll rip off.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2013 06:33 PM (MaP11)

He forgot Islamaphobic. But I haven't said anything about ragheads so he missed it.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 11, 2013 06:35 PM (LsF5M)

387 #370

Dear God. Joan got tired of waiting for an Onion parody of her and decided to write it herself.

Posted by: notropis at December 11, 2013 06:35 PM (SPs83)

388 Seriously though, I don't know how you can miss the yellow Aryan in the front row. Diversity!

Posted by: toby928© of the banned at December 11, 2013 06:35 PM (evdj2)

389 They remind me of my high school's glee club, which--located deepin the cornfields of Indiana--was very, very white, indeed. Same sweaters and everything, which is weird. Same Seventies hairstyles too, which is even weirder.

Posted by: troyriser at December 11, 2013 06:36 PM (V9ol4)

390 don't get mad that you missed out on Twitchy internship, posting on this site is just as good

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:36 PM (veL4N)

391 The one about Joan Walsh isn't really accurate. She apparently thinks that The Time I Dated A Black Guy is something she needed to share.

That bitch was a freak.

Posted by: T-Bone at December 11, 2013 06:36 PM (euT2t)

392 if there was a team photo of Ace commentors it would be tin foil hats and camo gear
Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:30 PM (veL4N)

Nah, more like dudes without pants passed out amidst empty bottles of booze.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 11, 2013 06:36 PM (hpYnL)

393 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2013 06:33 PM (MaP11)

Considering that Chi Town Jerry said almost the exact l same thing the other day it's either him or somebody pretending to sock him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2013 06:37 PM (BC6cY)

394 I remember when we were young and trolled the trolling lameos with superior callosity.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at December 11, 2013 06:37 PM (MhA4j)

395 The Left is essentially run for the benefit of well-off whites. They are their elite, and they, ultimately, are the beneficiaries of their policies, which is why the utter failure of 'minority' programs like the War on Poverty doesn't bother them at all-- it served it's purpose, which was to get a class of captive voters to empower the white elite. Examples are the liberal opinion makers (MSNBC, The Nation, HuffPo, etc.) remain lily-white.

Electing President EmptySuit is a two-fer-- they condescend to elect an unqualified candidate to show their enlightenment, and he is a suitable figurehead for the white elite Democrat power structure.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2013 06:37 PM (MMC8r)

396 Before you all have kittens, check the hash tag...

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 11, 2013 06:37 PM (h4eud)

397 There isn't a single guy in that crowd who could do 30 pushups in a row.
Also... whiter than a barbershop quartet playing a doubles match at Wimbledon.

Posted by: Warden at December 11, 2013 06:37 PM (HzhBE)

398 OK trolls gotta point, Excel is absolutely a tool of capitalist oppression, bringing down the people ...

Pivot table that, bitches ...

Posted by: Joe at December 11, 2013 06:37 PM (B+xcR)

399 Is an Ewok considered a minority place? Does ace "minority" set asides?

I am a special snowflake. That means I am a minority of one.

Yet I am not protected because I am white, male, and American.

You only get protection if you are an approved minority that largely votes for Democrats.

See how Asians aren't even considered minorities anymore for college entrance.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 06:37 PM (P7Wsr)

400 Whiter than college acapella [male] singing groups?

No way.

Posted by: Steve (a.k.a. Ed Snate) at December 11, 2013 06:37 PM (+KwFo)

401 Edgar Winter played for the Huffington Post Political Team's office party. As he took the stage he said, 'Man, you folks are white!'.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 11, 2013 06:37 PM (6fSty)

402 If I had as many friends as have come out as Obama's early friends I'd have exactly one who would be arrested for soliciting prostitutes.

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 06:37 PM (m2CN7)

403 Nah, more like dudes without pants passed out amidst empty bottles of booze.

You'll pry my Cheetos stained dick from my cold dead hand.

Posted by: toby928© of the banned at December 11, 2013 06:38 PM (evdj2)

404
Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:28 PM (veL4N)

What is the excuse tot the racist and sexist comments about Allen West and Sarah Palin?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2013 06:39 PM (BC6cY)

405 358
Many attempt but few achieve.

Posted by: Tuna at December 11, 2013 06:39 PM (M/TDA)

406 when life gives you limited skills, you excel at bringing down others

Heh. Ever hear of irony?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2013 06:39 PM (8ZskC)

407 yep a nic of chicago way, is not very flattering so I'm think sock.

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 06:39 PM (m2CN7)

408 Sorry-the LEFTST racist and sexist comments about Allen West and Sarah Palin?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2013 06:39 PM (BC6cY)

409

with comments like this, the left doesn't have to prove that you guys are sexist and homophobic

Gays don't scare me.

Spiders. Spiders scare me.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2013 06:30 PM (euT2t)

Yep, spiders. And women.

And Spider Women.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2013 06:39 PM (TIIx5)

410 We aren't sexist or racist. We are Istist. We hate on EVERYONE, regardless of race, creed,color, sexual orientation, or dead animal to sodomize preferences...

Posted by: OG Celtic American at December 11, 2013 06:40 PM (vHRtU)

411 Before you all have kittens, check the hash tag...

Who is it- erg?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2013 06:40 PM (BC6cY)

412 They all have milky glutes.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at December 11, 2013 06:40 PM (MhA4j)

413 I think they are a Joo. or is it hebe. No offense.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 11, 2013 06:32 PM (LsF5M)

Careful, Billy Bob got banned for that shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2013 06:41 PM (0FSuD)

414 Oh, lord, all you have to do is google the hashtag to see who it is.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 11, 2013 06:41 PM (h4eud)

415 Heh. Ever hear of irony

standing up to bullies is the only way to deal with em

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:42 PM (veL4N)

416 412 Even the Brahmin gal on the left

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at December 11, 2013 06:42 PM (MhA4j)

417 and it's good when Pixy does that.

Posted by: toby928© of the banned at December 11, 2013 06:43 PM (evdj2)

418

Posted by: chicago way at December 11, 2013 06:29 PM (veL4N)

Why don't you get
Barrack’s wang out of your mouth first…..

Posted by: Not Reggie Love at December 11, 2013 06:43 PM (61BD9)

419 ha good news he gets his Schlitz

Posted by: Joe at December 11, 2013 06:45 PM (B+xcR)

420 Why don't you just tell us, Jesse? I don't want to spend anytime on Google.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2013 06:45 PM (BC6cY)

421 Oh, lord, all you have to do is google the hashtag to see who it is.

Nothing for veL4N in the last month. A year ago it was IowaHawk, but that doesn't mean anything.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 06:48 PM (P7Wsr)

422 He is ONEMAN

Posted by: Joe at December 11, 2013 06:48 PM (B+xcR)

423 A see a token Asian in there

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 11, 2013 07:07 PM (srr6Q)

424 Those are the douchebags who twice banned me from that garbage site- never vulgar, never racist. That's left wing tolerance for you.

Posted by: drjohn at December 11, 2013 07:09 PM (fdje9)

425 And not a single testicle to be found in the entire room.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at December 11, 2013 07:21 PM (6RwsK)

426 drjohn, you must have been making a reasonable point using facts. That will get you banned every time.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at December 11, 2013 07:22 PM (6RwsK)

427 The White Shadow drinking White Lighting in the middle of a Minnesota white out while watching Donnie and Marie Osmond singing Muskrat Love .

Posted by: DrDrill at December 11, 2013 07:39 PM (KFFaX)

428 Huff Puff: Whiter than MSNBC.

Posted by: toby928© of the banned at December 11, 2013 07:42 PM (evdj2)

429
they're too gay for us....off with their heads

Posted by: dearbornistan town council at December 11, 2013 08:17 PM (wzVuW)

430 Whiter than cocaine flavored cheesecake.

Which would not be good for my daughter's ADHD.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 11, 2013 08:21 PM (hcHS/)

431 I wanna know why Iowahawk knows of this stuff...either he actively looks for this stuff, which is weird as hell, or he stumbled onto this, which would never happen if you were not looking for it in the first place.

Posted by: Walknot at December 11, 2013 08:27 PM (cey9b)

432 I think I'll steal this for Rebuttals by Martin Bashir at http://notmartinbashir.blogspot.com , I haven't posted there yet today. You know, if people don't start linking to it pretty soon, the reference will be too dated to link to.

Posted by: Dave M at December 11, 2013 08:28 PM (B/nX3)

433 It kind of bugs me that there are a couple of Asian women in that group, but seriously, how white are young Asian women? Pretty white, I'm saying.

Posted by: Dave M at December 11, 2013 09:07 PM (B/nX3)

434 All is silence after I comment

Posted by: Dave M at December 11, 2013 10:45 PM (B/nX3)

435 The Kraut video. Perfection.

Posted by: 13times at December 11, 2013 11:18 PM (fGPLK)

436 Apparently the guy who signed at the memorial was a schizophrenic who had an episode during his stint at stage. He was signing the voices he heard so he claims

Posted by: petrossa at December 12, 2013 04:08 AM (/larW)

437 Additive wideband Gaussian noise

Posted by: melanerpes at December 12, 2013 08:44 PM (//4db)

438 The HuffPo team looks like a family of sexy vampires.

Posted by: Neo at December 14, 2013 10:11 PM (7gZdx)

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