Overnight Open Thread (3-20-2013)

It was just over 6 years ago that Ace drew a line in the sand and laid down the Eight Rules of AoSHQ upon his tablets:

1. You jerkoffs will no longer call me a homo.
2. JackM. may no longer write poetry of any sort in honor of Mary Katherine Ham, or whatever other slice of tasty blogcake he's hungry for this week.

3. Rightwingsparkle is no longer permitted to give John McCain hand-love in more than one thread per week. "unless she's brought enough for the whole class."

4. This one's pretty important: No one can ever fucking tell me "It's fucking Old" ever fucking again.

5. All further spelling and factual corrections shall come discretely via a polite email, and there shall be no public mocking of my stupidity.

6. WickedPinto must give a CONTENT WARNING announcing "I'm about to get seriously weird here, guys" before launching into one of his six thousand word opuses on banging Okinawan whores while simultaneously installing an air-ram on his 1964 Chevy Chevelle.

7. LauraW: Enough with the cats already.
8. Lastly: To make up for the banning of the terms "dhimmitude" and "taq'iya" at Dean's World, all commenters are required to work them into at least one (1) comment per day.

And with the inevitable results just a few hours later: OK, You're All Banned

Good times, good times.

Owning Guns = Child Abuse

At least that seems to be the working logic of the NJ child protective services who appeared at Shawn Moore's house after seeing a photo of his 11 year old son holding a rifle on Facebook.

- NJ's Department of Youth and Family Services (DYFS) came to his home, accompanied by police officers. They claimed to be responding to a call about a photo of a young boy holding a firearm.
- Without a search warrant, DYFS demanded entry into Moore's home and access to all of his firearms. Moore was not initially there, but his wife called him.
- With his lawyer listening to the exchange on the phone with police and DFYS, Moore denied entry to his home and access to his safe where he stores his guns....
- The DYFS worker repeatedly demanded access to the house and for Moore to open his safe where the firearms were stored. She said that the guns should be catalogued and checked to make certain they were "properly registered." (NJ does not require registration, it is voluntary.)
- The four police officers acted professionally, they were there at the request of DYFS.
- The worker refused to identify herself. Mr. Moore demanded that she giver her name. She refused and ran away.

The fact that the worker wouldn't identify herself and never returned with a search warrant is telling.

Five Truths That No American Official Will Admit

As compiled by Foreign Policy magazine. It sure would be refreshing to actually hear an American politician - much less a diplomat - actually speak these out loud sometime.

(Apparently FP put this article behind a register wall before I could post it - use the login fgtobmwodm@mailinator.com / fgtobmwodm to see it)

#1: "We're never gonna get rid of our nuclear weapons."

#2: "We don't actually care that much about human rights."

#3: "There's not going to be a two-state solution."

#4: "We like being #1, and we're going to stay there just as long as we can."

#5: "We do a lot of stupid things in foreign policy. Get used to it."

The Food Police Finally Find Victims Who Can't Fight Back

The military.

U.S. military bases are traditionally outfitted with some of the comforts of home - including comfort food. The naval base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, for example, has McDonald's, KFC, Starbucks, Subway, an Irish pub with notorious fried pickles, and multiple bars.
Now, the food police are closing in at the Department of Defense, with similar language that preceded school menu crackdowns.

The Pentagon today announced 13 pilot sites for its Healthy Base Initiative.

...As far as base grub, the program aims "to change the culture of eating from unhealthy, processed, so-called 'fast' food to fresh, nutritious food and beverages."

At Gitmo, though, fruits and vegetables are already as plentiful as beer at the Officer's Club.
Still, "to accomplish this, installations would improve the availability of healthy food options in all food venues, to include vending machines, commissaries, dining facilities and military exchanges. Changing people's approach to eating will require education about why the healthy option is the best option."

Of course all members of the military have weight and fitness requirements they must maintain so any over-indulgence in junk food is likely to be self-limiting. But to the food police they're all children who must have their free choices guided to the proper answer.

How To Enjoy The Coming Decline of America

Well Kathy Shaidle has some advice for you (based on Aaron Clarey's book, Enjoy the Decline ):

#1 - Don't save for retirement

Clarey - who blogs as "Captain Capitalism" - writes:

In 2008 Argentina stole the private pensions of its workers, nationalizing those funds to deal with their own debt problems. Bolivia did the same in 2010, as did Hungary. And Bulgaria did their own scaled-down version of confiscating people's private pensions in 2011. (.)

Unfortunately, the Democrats took note of what Argentina did in 2008 and have since bantered around ideas of rescinding the tax benefits of those programs, even outright nationalizing them.
Until very recently, the whole notion of retirement didn't even exist.

...Retirement is a fad. Having a retirement plan is like having a "hula hoop plan" or a "Charleston plan."

and then there's my favorite:

#1 - Plunder

In the tradition of Abbie Hoffman's Steal This Book, Clarey's Enjoy the Decline includes a chapter about how to get stuff for free.

...Clarey insists that "the debate about being an independent, self-reliant individual is moot":

It's not about morality, it's about reality. Most Americans really have no choice. Since the government has become so large, it's almost impossible to live an entire life without collecting some form of government assistance. The reality has been forced upon you by a short-sighted and ignorant electorate. (.) You can decide to take advantage of it or be taken advantage of.

As for me I would argue that whether or not you believe we're actually doomed to a decline you should still structure your life to be as immune to whatever the government and society are up to as is possible. It's always better to have multiple options and be able to make your own choices.

Moe Lane: A Contrarian View of Aaron Schwartz

Once upon a time there was a very bright, but easily bored boy who spent his entire life not having to do anything that he didn't want to do, and being encouraged in this by everybody that knew and loved him. The boy became a man with no discipline and no unifying principle to his life; he made a lot of money, but did not know what to do with it; or, indeed, anything at all. So he heedlessly did anything and everything that came to mind, with no thought to completion, or consequences. Eventually the boy did something that was against the law; and then the government - who did not know and love him, and either did not realize that he was still a boy, or did not care - came down upon the man like a ton of bricks. And eventually the boy decided that his life was not worth living, so he ended it.

There were a lot of things to admire about Aaron Schwartz but reading between the lines he was also a fragile person used to living his life without regard to rules or consequences. So he was unprepared for a world where some rules are rigidly and harshly enforced and charm and good intentions won't get you off the hook. And yeah copyright law is kinda crazy and prosecutors were overzealous in his case but I suspect that even without that he was likely doomed to eventual suicide anyway by his own lack of preparation for the real world of adult consequences.

Blade Runner: "This Movie Gets Worse Every Screening"

The studio heads who reviewed Blade Runner were not pleased with it apparently.

Teh Tweet!

Yahoo group. That is all.

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Comments

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1 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 10:05 PM (kaalw)

2 First!

Posted by: Grover's at March 20, 2013 10:07 PM (9aKQB)

3 Dammit!

Posted by: Grover's at March 20, 2013 10:07 PM (9aKQB)

4 Dammit, just when I was thinking the world is 100 percent loose shit, Maet comes along and posts the ONT right on time.

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2013 10:08 PM (AJM+z)

5 Note to self....post first, read later.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 10:09 PM (EnhLH)

6
I have some pity for Aaron Swartz because he was a lonely, messed up kid who was used and discarded by leftists.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:10 PM (lr3d7)

7 7. LauraW: Enough with the cats already.

Bring back teh kittehs!

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 20, 2013 10:12 PM (OSPdH)

8 Ok, the look back at Ace's rules and the results is hilarious.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:12 PM (GEICT)

9 Not first, but by far my best opening on the ONT, Small victories, I will take them where I can

Posted by: Picric at March 20, 2013 10:12 PM (aDT8I)

10 ....now that I've read it -- Great ONT, Maet! It wouldn't be a terrible idea to have a retro Ace at the head of more of them.

That way, we would have benchmarks to evaluate the rate of decay.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 10:12 PM (kaalw)

11 Wasn't it Swartz that taught Ralphie the F word ?

Posted by: grease monkey at March 20, 2013 10:12 PM (VSWPU)

12 Yay. This. Means. That. Finally. Someone. Realizes. How. Stupid. The. Period. Feeble trope. Is. There. Is . Zero. Point. To. It. Even. If. Lileks. Does. It. Which. Only. Proves. That. He. Is. A. Human. Being.

Posted by: Tonawnada at March 20, 2013 10:12 PM (GeFHE)

13 Hopefully we shook the temperance troll.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 20, 2013 10:12 PM (4Mv1T)

14 Are those rules still in effect?

Because let's face it, Ace has been acting mighty faggy recently.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:12 PM (3Mkrp)

15 So, Bibi still doesn't like the self-anointed one . . . what a fuckin' surprise. Did make for a bright spot or two in my otherwise donkey-balls-sucking day, though.

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2013 10:12 PM (AJM+z)

16 The military has a weight problem, but it's not as bad as people keep complaining about. The solution isn't with food, it's to kill all the stupid PowerPoint training and get soldiers back out into the field and moving around. Also, focus less on height and weight and more on tougher PT standards. If you can pass the PT test, why should I care if you have a bit of extra weight?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:13 PM (lr3d7)

17 Oh man, I'd forgotten about ace's Rules O'The Blog and the sudden but inevitable manner in which the Horde would react.

Apropos of nothing, I have been around you paste eaters way way way way way too long.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:13 PM (Gk3SS)

18 I'm on a lot of GOP mailing lists. I've come to the conclusion that its a club for rich people to throw fundraisers for each other, and they've figured out a way to get a bunch of rubes to pony up money for them to live even better.

It's time to tear the rotting head off this motherfucker and run it ourselves.

Donate at the link.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 20, 2013 10:13 PM (I2LwF)

19 I don't know how I missed getting banned. And what's up with calling ace a bundle of sticks?

Posted by: sTevo at March 20, 2013 10:13 PM (VMcEw)

20 Meh. There's a chance Aaron Schwarz was murdered. A lot of the intellecual, anarchist-types are arrested adolescents and too privileged to be rooted in normal-people realities, and few of them commit suicide. But the government was straight-up on a witchhunt -- Schwarz didn't even break any laws, except for the claim that he used too much MIT bandwidth. They weren't after him for copyright infringement, they were after him for illegally accessing data -- but he had a valid account. He just accessed more and faster than they wanted. And then published it.

Posted by: sunny-dee at March 20, 2013 10:14 PM (kTuTq)

21 I'm sad I wasn't around for the WickedPinto days.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 20, 2013 10:14 PM (Bf4pM)

22 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:13 PM (Gk3SS)

We feel the same way.

And get that fucking emu out of my garage!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:15 PM (3Mkrp)

23 Has it really been six years?

g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AlltonJackson at March 20, 2013 10:15 PM (JMmQ9)

24 Apropos of nothing, I have been around you paste eaters way way way way way too long.

Too late to skulk off, atc, you are now part of teh pantheon.

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2013 10:15 PM (AJM+z)

25 Little Rock, AFB is one of the pilot bases for the healthy eating initiative. We were graced with the First Lady's presence last year for some propaganda photo ops. I mean really, I'm sure she was such an inspiration for the airmen. She is much more motivating than the fact that if you fail a PT test you can't promote and you will probably lose your damn job.

Posted by: no good deed at March 20, 2013 10:15 PM (oB7O2)

26 Because let's face it, Ace has been acting mighty faggy recently.

I was starting to think it was just me that thought that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 10:15 PM (EnhLH)

27 Harrison Ford hated the idea of the voice over and intentionally fucked it up.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2013 10:15 PM (9XBK2)

28 Changing people's approach to eating will require education about why the healthy option is the best option.

And if reprogramming doesn't take, then what happens?

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 20, 2013 10:16 PM (PP8La)

29 Wait, so Ace isn't a homo?

Posted by: sluggo at March 20, 2013 10:16 PM (vVv3V)

30 he healthy eating initiative. We were graced with the First Lady's presence

I know seeing that would put me off my feed, although probably not for long.

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2013 10:17 PM (AJM+z)

31 And if reprogramming doesn't take, then what happens?

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 20, 2013 10:16 PM (PP8La)

Reeducation.

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2013 10:17 PM (HtUkt)

32 It's old.

Posted by: embittered redfleg at March 20, 2013 10:17 PM (NvjU1)

33 Wait, so Ace isn't a homo?

No but he is willing to learn.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 10:17 PM (EnhLH)

34 They were after him, because he got on the bandwagon against SOPA. they gave Kirikaou, who burned fellow CIA agents 2 1/2 years. And Walt, the prof
who can't stop howling about the Joos, who has a soft spot for real tyrannies,is an idiot.

Posted by: archie goodwin at March 20, 2013 10:17 PM (Jsiw/)

35
Wait, so Ace isn't a homo?

Technically Marco Rubio's garbage is neither male nor female.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:17 PM (lr3d7)

36 What really ruins BR is that Ridley Scott sides with the "replicants" .The screenwriter and PK Dick intended them to be evil bad guys.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2013 10:17 PM (9XBK2)

37 Wait, so Ace isn't a homo?

I believe he is fond of busty lesbians.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 20, 2013 10:18 PM (/ZHx6)

38 How come Gov. Christie is not speaking out on this abuse of power by the DCS?

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 20, 2013 10:18 PM (PP8La)

39 The military has a weight problem? Bullshit. The silly ass your x tall so you can weight y, is the problem.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 20, 2013 10:18 PM (6IKyK)

40 Wait, so Ace isn't a homo?

Oh, hell, no . . .

Posted by: Thai trannies at March 20, 2013 10:18 PM (AJM+z)

41 Apropos of nothing, I have been around you paste eaters way way way way way too long.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:13 PM (Gk3SS)

Beautiful and Terrible Queen.

*nods*

Nice to see you back.

Oh, and Mrs. Ace? Your son's a homo.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:19 PM (GEICT)

42 Vikings. Great show. More like this are needed to get me back to TV. Maybe Vikings meet Two Broke Girls. Wanna make some quick money?

Posted by: bigred at March 20, 2013 10:19 PM (mIcI8)

43 And if reprogramming doesn't take, then what happens?

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 20, 2013 10:16 PM (PP8La)

Healthy eating.

Fuck you.

As long as you can fight, who gives a shit whether your weight and height are within the parameters of some fucking retard's PhD thesis.

Hey Bannion...can fat people nail a T-80 from 1500 meters as well as thin people?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:19 PM (3Mkrp)

44
I believe he is fond of busty lesbians.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 20, 2013 10:18 PM (/ZHx6)

Pfff...who isn't?

Posted by: JQP at March 20, 2013 10:20 PM (GVL0g)

45 AR 600-9 has a combat exclusion.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 20, 2013 10:20 PM (6IKyK)

46 Aw man....retro Ace. Those were the days.

Posted by: Jeff B., who knows a fight he can clean up on when he sees it at March 20, 2013 10:20 PM (/COnL)

47 What is gratifying (I'm sure) is the thread/comment count - there were days when a good thread could hit 50... Today, that would "just be getting warmed up"

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 10:20 PM (lbiWb)

48
The military has a weight problem? Bullshit. The silly ass your x tall so you can weight y, is the problem.

The standards are crazy. That said, I've seen quite a few soldiers who needed to lose some weight. The problem is that everyone comes back from deployment and pigs out and slacks off, and I don't blame them. Add to that all the meds that these guys are one which fuck with their heads and their bodies...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:20 PM (lr3d7)

49 That list of rules looks pretty fucking Old.

Posted by: Blade Runner Blues at March 20, 2013 10:21 PM (0Zx73)

50 Longbows. Definively been proven that longbows are better than crossbows.

Posted by: barky the precedent at March 20, 2013 10:21 PM (Fqk/U)

51 Hey Bannion...can fat people nail a T-80 from 1500 meters as well as thin people?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:19 PM (3Mkrp)

Did you just imply Bannion is fat?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:21 PM (GEICT)

52 Weight control has always been used for force reduction. That's why it was invented.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 20, 2013 10:21 PM (6IKyK)

53
Hey Bannion...can fat people nail a T-80 from 1500 meters as well as thin people?

Better. More mass to absorb the recoil.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:21 PM (lr3d7)

54 Oh, hey, look over there, Ace is coming up on 200 million hits on teh site meter.

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2013 10:21 PM (AJM+z)

55 #5, about the spelling corrections -- that's pretty much directed straight at me. That's literally more or less all I used to back in those days: jump in to peevishly correct Ace on his spelling.

Shit, I *still* do it even now.

Posted by: Jeff B., who knows a fight he can clean up on when he sees it at March 20, 2013 10:21 PM (/COnL)

56 16
The military has a weight problem, but it's not as bad as people keep
complaining about. The solution isn't with food, it's to kill all the
stupid PowerPoint training and get soldiers back out into the field and
moving around. Also, focus less on height and weight and more on tougher
PT standards. If you can pass the PT test, why should I care if you
have a bit of extra weight?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:13 PM (lr3d7)

Hear, hear! The average male Siberian tiger is 390 pounds of concentrated whupass -- the diet freaks should be introduced to an enclosure so they can go tap 'em on the shoulder and tell THEM they need to slim down. Or perhaps they could grab a pack, do a forced overnight march, and present their opinions to everyone when they arrive.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 10:22 PM (kaalw)

57 Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 10:20 PM (lbiWb)

What's the record?

I figure an Ace rant against religion, with a few Civil War jabs thrown in could generate 2,000 easy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:22 PM (3Mkrp)

58 Hey Bannion...can fat people nail a T-80 from 1500 meters as well as thin people?

Ahem. 1500 is a little too close for me.

And yes they can. Just not as comfortably.

The M1 is tight compared to the M60 I had before that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 10:22 PM (EnhLH)

59 We feel the same way.

And get that fucking emu out of my garage!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:15 PM (3Mkrp)

Fine! Fine! *flounces off*

*flounces back* The Ravage is on its way to help with the emu problem.

*flounces back off again*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:22 PM (Gk3SS)

60 Retro ace. Excellent!

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 10:22 PM (5H6zj)

61 semi-sock off

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:22 PM (/COnL)

62 Got to see Zero Dark 30 at last tonight. Great flick. It may not be 100% accurate as to history, but it's certainly credible as to how it *could* have happened. It's also easy to see why it was passed for the screenplay Oscar for more, uh, Baraka-compliant movies.

Only serious head-scratcher: Andy Dwyer from Parks and Recreation as a Navy SEAL?????

Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2013 10:22 PM (+iA5G)

63 Sixty Fourth!

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 20, 2013 10:22 PM (MhA4j)

64 Poor Natalie, when Wagner threw her off the boat for banging Christopher Walken on the boat.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 20, 2013 10:22 PM (Zd/NW)

65 the healthy option is the best option.

So, it's the only option we are going to give you. There is your education.
Peaches, it certainly put me off of my feed for a while.

Posted by: no good deed at March 20, 2013 10:23 PM (oB7O2)

66
Weight control has always been used for force reduction. That's why it was invented.

Part of the reason that I got out was that I was sick and tired of the pain in my legs and I wasn't going to run myself into disability and starve myself just to make weight.

Like I said, there is a bit of a weight problem, but it's not nearly as bad as they make it out to be. The real problem is that the standards are unrealistic and the PT program is fucked up.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:23 PM (lr3d7)

67 What year was the infamous Memorial Day ONT of epic lore? Wasn't that '07 as well?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2013 10:23 PM (JMmQ9)

68 Those NJ parents need to seriously reconsider their choice of Facebook friends.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 10:23 PM (5H6zj)

69 >>>I figure an Ace rant against religion, with a few Civil War jabs thrown in could generate 2,000 easy.

It would get to 2,500 with a few well-placed Elvis Costello references on the strength of my comment contributions alone.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:23 PM (/COnL)

70 Yo, tonight we went to dinner at our local Mexican restaurant. They have the satellite tv on the news, and the local channel is saying that Zero is receiving a "warm" welcome from Netanyahu. I checked Drudge a little while ago, and that's not exactly what's going on over there. They hate him. A lot. You know it's true because Yahoo, my IP home page, has as it's lead story a tale of woe written by an Iraq vet blaming W Dick Cheney for ruining his life.(Cue the Wambulance.)If Zero was having a great time in Israel, that would have been the lead. It must be even worse than what Drudge is saying. Karma is a reliable Biatch.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2013 10:24 PM (eqV3Q)

71 29
Wait, so Ace isn't a homo?

Posted by: sluggo at March 20, 2013 10:16 PM (vVv3V)

Wait, what was all that going to see movies with Allahpundit and what's-er-name, the beard, then?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 10:24 PM (kaalw)

72 Did you just imply Bannion is fat?

Is that why I was the only guy jumping with a cargo chute??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 10:24 PM (EnhLH)

73 What's the record?

I figure an Ace rant against religion, with a few Civil War jabs thrown in could generate 2,000 easy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:22 PM (3Mkrp)

Didn't the Memorial Day Thread What Ended Up In Scolding get over 3k?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:24 PM (Gk3SS)

74 It's kind of hard to keep in mind that this is actually the toned down Disneyfied AOSHQ.

I miss the Brothers Grimm version of it.

Posted by: AD at March 20, 2013 10:24 PM (IzqQo)

75 Losing the junk food on base just means a trip to the gate always. More travel, more chances for trouble, etc... Morons, and not the good kind.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 20, 2013 10:25 PM (6IKyK)

76 whatever happened to WickedPinto, anyway?

Posted by: MDH3 at March 20, 2013 10:25 PM (GKyUC)

77 Did you just imply Bannion is fat?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:21 PM (GEICT)

No, but only because it didn't occur to me.

He's on my shit list, and will remain there until I get the loan of an M1-A1 with a full load of Bee Hives. And I only want it for about eight hours, so I'm not asking for much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:25 PM (3Mkrp)

78

*flounces back off again*

Could you flounce back and forth a couple more times? My camera wasn't set up.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:25 PM (lr3d7)

79 68 Those NJ parents need to seriously reconsider their choice of Facebook friends.
Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 10:23 PM (5H6zj)

With the way FB is set up now, it could have been a friend of a friend. If I comment on your picture, all my friends can see it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:25 PM (GEICT)

80 God. 7 years here.

My relationship with you gimps is almost as old as my daughter!

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 20, 2013 10:25 PM (I2LwF)

81 Could you flounce back and forth a couple more times? My camera wasn't set up.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:25 PM (lr3d7)

Gimme a sec to stretch. Maybe some jumping jacks.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:27 PM (Gk3SS)

82
Losing the junk food on base just means a trip to the gate always. More travel, more chances for trouble, etc... Morons, and not the good kind.

It pissed all the officers and NCOs in my unit when the post banned drinking under 21. It just meant that soldiers were going to go off post and increased the chances that they'd drink and drive, get into fights, get caught with a fake ID, etc.

God forbid that we let junior officers and NCOs actually lead and care for soldiers. Nope, everything has to be Army level policy because the generals are all to terrified to stand up to Congress.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:27 PM (lr3d7)

83 The M1 is tight compared to the M60 I had before that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 10:22 PM (EnhLH)

Ah...so you are putting on some weight.

What's optimum range? Which I assume means outside the T-80's range but inside yours.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:27 PM (3Mkrp)

84 No, but only because it didn't occur to me.

He's on my shit list, and will remain there until I get the loan of an M1-A1 with a full load of Bee Hives. And I only want it for about eight hours, so I'm not asking for much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:25 PM (3Mkrp)

Sergeant at Arms Bannion? I do believe the Dildo would like an up close and personal look at the beehives.

*evil grin*

What's that? Oh, why yes I am making a booze run soon. Noooo, it's not a bribe. It's a gift of appreciation.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:27 PM (GEICT)

85 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:25 PM (3Mkrp)

If he comes thru...can I catch a ride?

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2013 10:28 PM (HtUkt)

86 Is there an exception for cats racks?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at March 20, 2013 10:28 PM (KCvsd)

87

Gimme a sec to stretch. Maybe some jumping jacks.

Here, put on the latex suit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:28 PM (lr3d7)

88 Saw Zero Dark Thirty. I wish I could have seen it without being in physical pain due to my many ailments, as it seemed too long and tedious and underplayed the SEALS who seemed kind of tack on at the end. Perhaps I wold have enjoyed it more if I felt better. The woman annoyed me, as the constant need for superwomen in movies annoys me.

Posted by: Baldy at March 20, 2013 10:28 PM (opS9C)

89
Good Afternoon! fellow morons and moronettes...

Posted by: KZnextzone now with more Aloha at March 20, 2013 10:28 PM (7WwsV)

90 So rhetorically, am I banned if I call Ace a homo? Rhetorically You Guys.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at March 20, 2013 10:28 PM (GRvW4)

91 81
Could you flounce back and forth a couple more times? My camera wasn't set up.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:25 PM (lr3d7)

Gimme a sec to stretch. Maybe some jumping jacks.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:27 PM (Gk3SS)

Colorado Alex -- if you get the stretches and jumping jacks, I know a way to score some extra cash......

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 10:29 PM (kaalw)

92 >>>whatever happened to WickedPinto, anyway?

The sad thing is that most of those people mentioned there are no longer around.

But you know the two commenters who I miss the most? They're both trolls (albeit of different varieties): spurwing plover and cedarford.

One of the reasons I don't want erg's bullshit simply erased most of the time is because I really do think we get truly razor-sharp around here when we have someone to scratch up against.

(Also, because I'm tired of being the fuckin' pinata.)

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:29 PM (/COnL)

93 "flounce"

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:22 PM (Gk3SS)

That is a good word.

Well done young lady.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:29 PM (3Mkrp)

94 whatever happened to WickedPinto, anyway?
Posted by: MDH3 at March 20, 2013 10:25 PM

IIRC, he haunts "The Hostages" these days; but my info is old...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2013 10:29 PM (JMmQ9)

95 Gimme a sec to stretch. Maybe some jumping jacks.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:27 PM (Gk3SS)

Damn. The blisters on my hands just healed up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:29 PM (GEICT)

96 88 Of course she is also a total fabrication.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2013 10:29 PM (9XBK2)

97 I remember when Ace was always fighting with the lefty homos and complaining that there was too much homo agenda.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 20, 2013 10:29 PM (PP8La)

98 29 Wait, so Ace isn't a homo?
Posted by: sluggo at March 20, 2013 10:16 PM (vVv3V)

Oh, we'll just see about that....

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 20, 2013 10:29 PM (UZuc4)

99 He's on my shit list, and will remain there until I get the loan of an M1-A1 with a full load of Bee Hives. And I only want it for about eight hours, so I'm not asking for much

Wanted to do some urban renewal in Newark did we?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 10:30 PM (EnhLH)

100 those criticisms of Blade Runner were pretty accurate

Harrison Ford's voiceover was laughably bad

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2013 10:30 PM (J6kXj)

101 Poor Natalie, when Wagner threw her off the boat for banging Christopher Walken on the boat.

Word round here is that it was wagner and walken doing the banging. natalie was tired of it and got offed by a pissed off wagner.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 10:30 PM (LTV1z)

102 Wait, so Ace isn't a homo?
Posted by: sluggo at March 20, 2013 10:16 PM (vVv3V)

Only on certain days of the year, when the moon is full and the ewok coat is "thin".

Posted by: Bill H at March 20, 2013 10:30 PM (3sZO1)

103 The DYFS worker repeatedly demanded access to the house and for Moore to
open his safe where the firearms were stored. She said that the guns
should be catalogued and checked to make certain they were "properly
registered.

Tip of the iceberg, folks. Tip of the iceberg.

Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 20, 2013 10:30 PM (vbh31)

104 76
whatever happened to WickedPinto, anyway?

He had a "Really Bad Day" and shit on this blog and deleted the original "Hostages" blog, along with all the archives.
He melted down.
Sad, really.
I hope he's okay, but I don't want him back

Posted by: ChrisP at March 20, 2013 10:30 PM (K8qMO)

105
#74,
True, in some ways it's a bit, well, milder around here, but that's OK. And yeah, the MD epic from back then was ... epic. Good times, good times.

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 10:31 PM (lbiWb)

106 This ONT is so dhimmitude that I'm gonna taqqiya myself!

(How's that?)

Posted by: joncelli at March 20, 2013 10:31 PM (CWlPF)

107

Colorado Alex -- if you get the stretches and jumping jacks, I know a way to score some extra cash......

I no way in hell. The last time someone said that to me, I woke up in the bushes near a truck stop outside Toledo with pants missing and2 grams of meth shoved up my ass.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:31 PM (lr3d7)

108 But you know the two commenters who I miss the most? They're both trolls (albeit of different varieties): spurwing plover and cedarford.

And who can forget Palin Steele performing "fellatio" on his "girlfriend"?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2013 10:31 PM (JMmQ9)

109 That is a good word.

Well done young lady.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:29 PM (3Mkrp)

*curtsies*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:31 PM (Gk3SS)

110 Dogs are whining. Off to read and keep them company. See you in the morning, horde.

Posted by: joncelli at March 20, 2013 10:31 PM (CWlPF)

111 From preview for next week:"Did you wake up his morning thinking it would be a good day to mess up a bad guy's day?" I [Raylan] did.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Raylan at March 20, 2013 10:32 PM (baL2B)

112 Word round here is that it was wagner and walken
doing the banging. natalie was tired of it and got offed by a pissed
off wagner.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 10:30 PM (LTV1z)

That's the story around town and it always has been.Hi, bibi!!!!! {{{{{}}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2013 10:32 PM (AJM+z)

113 >>>I remember when Ace was always fighting with the lefty homos and complaining that there was too much homo agenda.

That wasn't really Ace's beef at all, so much as it was poking endless fun at Andrew Sullivan's ever-escalating levels of hysteria (hence the Andrew Sullivan Freak-Out Advisory that recent got re-posted).

The funny thing is that I initially was one of the people defending Sullivan, back in 2004, foolishly believing that his progressive shift into nuttiness was just a temporary madness driven by Bush's endorsement of the FMA, rather than clear indication of a deeper pathology. Ace was right, I was wrong.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:32 PM (/COnL)

114 "At least that seems to be the working logic of the NJ child protective services who appeared at Shawn Moore's house after seeing a photo of his 11 year old son holding a rifle on Facebook."

Wow, there are a lot of hunting families in Michigan who could be in trouble with poorly trained child protective services workers.

If we're going to have tons of bureaucrats on local, state, and federal payrolls, is it too much to ask that they receive some sort of minimally adequate training?

Oh, and a double amputee marine was man-handled by our lovely TSA employees. Again, minimally adequate training, and perhaps an IQ capable of making common sense decisions?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2013 10:32 PM (ERh5p)

115 What's optimum range? Which I assume means outside the T-80's range but inside yours.....

Depends on a lot of factors. I took a shot at 3100 meters once and got a kill.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 10:32 PM (EnhLH)

116
That is a good word.

Well done young lady.

I get this image of a five foot high girl with ared pony tail bouncing vigerously up and down.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:32 PM (lr3d7)

117 107

Colorado Alex -- if you get the stretches and jumping jacks, I know a way to score some extra cash......

I
no way in hell. The last time someone said that to me, I woke up in the
bushes near a truck stop outside Toledo with pants missing and2 grams
of meth shoved up my ass.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:31 PM (lr3d7)

Or, to put it another way.....Thursday.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 10:33 PM (kaalw)

118 But you know the two commenters who I miss the most? They're both trolls (albeit of different varieties): spurwing plover and cedarford.

One of the reasons I don't want erg's bullshit simply erased most of the time is because I really do think we get truly razor-sharp around here when we have someone to scratch up against.

Agree entirely. If there's one thing this site seriously lacks, it's a good troll or two. It's fine that we at least have Erg, but he's just a punching bag. It's too easy. It's been years since I've seen a troll around here who had a three-digit IQ.

Posted by: AD at March 20, 2013 10:33 PM (IzqQo)

119 Wanted to do some urban renewal in Newark did we?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 10:30 PM (EnhLH)

And points East.

What's the range, assuming that NYPD can't do shit to me, so I'll be able to meander about (I won't have to evade anything).....or if AtC joins me.....flounce!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:34 PM (3Mkrp)

120 Poor Natalie, when Wagner threw her off the boat for banging Christopher Walken on the boat.
With God as my witness, I thought Wood could float!

Posted by: les wagner-nesman at March 20, 2013 10:34 PM (ORGYc)

121
-----DoD Healthy Base Initiative-----
REGULATIONS FOR IMPLEMENTATION
�1 -Don't join any service other than the Marine Corps.
�2 -Don't be a fucking POG.
�3-Get your ass out to the field.
�4 -Hump crew serves at least once a month.
�5 -Eat whatever the fuck you want in the rear. Seriously, go get 4 Salisbury steaks, pudding AND pie, and drink nothing but chocolate milk and full-sugarMonster. You're good.
�6 -Eat MREs in the field, which are the polar opposite of any kind of healthy or musclemanpaleo-diet. Eat 3 a day so long as you drink enough water to keep shitting. Field stripping should involve nothing more than ditching a cardboard box and maybe the matches. Trade away main meals for dairyshakes and pudding.
�7 -Remain chronically underweight despite having quadriceps that can open a seized car crushing machine.

Posted by: 0302 at March 20, 2013 10:34 PM (sRWlD)

122 As much of this (or anything else) as I can stand... sober. Night kids.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 20, 2013 10:34 PM (4Mv1T)

123 >>>And who can forget Palin Steele performing "fellatio" on his "girlfriend"?

Yeah, but that was YEARS later, long after the "heyday" (if you can call it that) of ol' Pseudarford and spurwing...AoSHQ had just become a slightly different place by then.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:34 PM (/COnL)

124 "Owning Guns = Child Abuse. At
least that seems to be the working logic of the NJ child protective
services who appeared at Shawn Moore's house after seeing a photo of his
11 year old son holding a rifle on Facebook."

That's NJ, as in New Jersey, as in the domain of the useless Obama-hugging, publicly crying RINO squish Chris Christie.

Project #1 of restoring actual conservatism to the GOP has to be to track down these types and use unrelenting primary pressure to force them into Charlie Crist moments when they realize that, hey, they're really liberal Democrats after all, and leave the party.

Since Reagan left office, the GOP has run five candidates for President: Bush the Lesser, Bob Dole is Bob Dole, Bush the Even Lesser, McQueeg, and Mittens.

Five fucking RINO squishes in a row. All of them awkwardly masquerading as real red-meat he-man barrel-chested conservatives despite their core liberalism. With damned little to show for it. Even on the few occasions that they managed to get elected, whereupon they promptly governed like LBJ.

No more squishes. NO to Christie. Get his ass out of here, stat.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2013 10:34 PM (gqT4g)

125 Spurwing Plover was never a troll.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 20, 2013 10:34 PM (PP8La)

126 Oh, Leno just got all up in NBC's shit. Check Drudge. LOL!!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 20, 2013 10:34 PM (AJM+z)

127 That wasn't really Ace's beef at all, so much as it
was poking endless fun at Andrew Sullivan's ever-escalating levels of
hysteria (hence the Andrew Sullivan Freak-Out Advisory that recent got
re-posted).

The funny thing is that I initially was one of the
people defending Sullivan, back in 2004, foolishly believing that his
progressive shift into nuttiness was just a temporary madness driven by
Bush's endorsement of the FMA, rather than clear indication of a deeper
pathology. Ace was right, I was wrong.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:32 PM (/COnL)

I miss the graphic of him and the doggehs. That shit's awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:35 PM (Gk3SS)

128 I took a shot at 3100 meters once and got a kill.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 10:32 PM (EnhLH)

Okay, I'm impressed. Two fucking miles away.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:35 PM (3Mkrp)

129
"He had a "Really Bad Day" and shit on this blog and deleted the original "Hostages" blog, along with all the archives. "
Interesting times, there...
http://minx.cc/?post=273860

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 10:36 PM (lbiWb)

130 "... and2 grams of meth shoved up my ass."

-----------

Oooookay. You have our attention - especially Ace.

Posted by: sluggo at March 20, 2013 10:36 PM (vVv3V)

131 I miss George Orwell

and Dagny of course

I miss a lot of people.

No offense. there isnt the variety of posters there used to be here for some reason

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2013 10:36 PM (J6kXj)

132 I have been here since 2008, I didn't know there were rules!

Truman, I had a letter via regular mail from Politio inviting me to a dinner for a republican congressman in Worcester at a cost of $75 or $100. You know what city I live in, why on earth would I go to Worcester?

I meant to send you an email. I forget things if I don't write a note lately. I checked out your website and tried to sign up and got an error message Saturday.

Posted by: CarolT at March 20, 2013 10:37 PM (z4WKX)

133 No, Ace was fighting with all the gay lefties. Then he would blog about it here and people would complain that every day was gay day at aosphq. We've come full circle and again every day is gay day at aoshq.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 20, 2013 10:37 PM (PP8La)

134
Depends on a lot of factors. I took a shot at 3100 meters once and got a kill.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 10:32 PM (EnhLH)

Holy shit. I can't begin to imagine the optics... Just shy of 2 miles?
*Whistles*

That shows up on the horizon and I guess you sorta know you're gonna have a bad day...

Posted by: JQP at March 20, 2013 10:37 PM (GVL0g)

135 >>>Agree entirely. If there's one thing this site seriously lacks, it's
a good troll or two. It's fine that we at least have Erg, but he's just
a punching bag. It's too easy. It's been years since I've seen a troll
around here who had a three-digit IQ.

Cedarford in particular was legitimately fascinating: clearly an extremely thoughtful and intelligent guy who, if you weren't paying close enough attention, you would've thought you agreed with...but who would suddenly fly off the handle into batshit-insane anti-Semitic and racialist rants at a moment's notice, revealing the True Crazy underneath.

He still comments occasionally at Althouse's blog, and he's still the same old racist fuck.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:38 PM (/COnL)

136 Well, I guess I'd better bail before Ace takes me to the woodshed and beats me with the ban hammer - NTTAWWT.

Posted by: sluggo at March 20, 2013 10:38 PM (vVv3V)

137 Merciful Heavens, what if that poor kid had a box of pop tarts? The child welfare worker would have probably called in a SWAT team.

Posted by: no good deed at March 20, 2013 10:38 PM (oB7O2)

138 128 I took a shot at 3100 meters once and got a kill.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 10:32 PM (EnhLH)

-------------------------

Okay, I'm impressed. Two fucking miles away.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:35 PM (3Mkrp)

Dammit man. You can't compliment Army. There'll be no living with him now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:39 PM (GEICT)

139

Oooookay. You have our attention - especially Ace.

Protip - Never order the clams casino, no matter how big the waitress's tits are.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:39 PM (lr3d7)

140 131
I miss George Orwell

and Dagny of course

I miss a lot of people.

No offense. there isnt the variety of posters there used to be here for some reason

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2013 10:36 PM (J6kXj)

Dagny was just here a day or two ago.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 10:39 PM (kaalw)

141 Banhammer went over 8000 didn't it?

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 10:39 PM (OQpzc)

142 He still comments occasionally at Althouse's blog, and he's still the same old racist fuck.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:38 PM (/COnL)

He hasn't been around here in what....three years at least?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:39 PM (3Mkrp)

143
"Merciful Heavens, what if that poor kid had a box of pop tarts? The child welfare worker would have probably called in a SWAT team."

Nah, they'd have just lined him up at 3100 meters...

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 10:39 PM (lbiWb)

144 Clarey - who blogs as "Captain Capitalism" - writes:

In 2008 Argentina stole the private pensions of its workers, nationalizing those funds to deal with their own debt problems. Bolivia did the same in 2010, as did Hungary. And Bulgaria did their own scaled-down version of confiscating people's private pensions in 2011. (.)

Unfortunately, the Democrats took note of what Argentina did in 2008 and have since bantered around ideas of rescinding the tax benefits of those programs, even outright nationalizing them.
Until very recently, the whole notion of retirement didn't even exist.

...Retirement is a fad. Having a retirement plan is like having a "hula hoop plan" or a "Charleston plan."

Learn it, love it, live it. It's real.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 10:40 PM (j3uk1)

145 Hi Peaches. back atchya! {{{{{}}}}}}

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 10:40 PM (LTV1z)

146 >>>Spurwing Plover was never a troll.

Some people theorize that he might have actually a truly misunderstood genius.

Nah, he was nuts. But he was an awesome sort of nuts. An honest-to-goodness asset to the Moronblog in his own inexplicably irrational, nonsensical way. The Wesley Willis of blog comments.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:40 PM (/COnL)

147 Wait a fucking minute. AoSHQ rules?

What about hating the fucking dirt wops?

http://tinyurl.com/63zklk8

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 20, 2013 10:41 PM (wR+pz)

148 Good Morons,
In these first days of the pontificate of Francis, I wanted to tell you hello, as my dad Mystry attended a Franciscan high school and was active in its alumni group until the end of his life. He also enjoyed a good papal party and would have, I think, liked to have seen these proceedings. Then again, he has a better seat (I hope) than the rest of us.

My mother is hanging in. Their grandsons remember their Poppy and I am grateful for him, as well as for your great kindness.

I wish you joy and all the best vodka as we await the summons to the camps.

Posted by: OffspringofMystry at March 20, 2013 10:41 PM (gr/p1)

149

Nah, they'd have just lined him up at 3100 meters...

Please. They'd be lucky to hit him at 3 meters without woundingfour bystanders and killing one more.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:41 PM (lr3d7)

150 I thought Masturbatin Pete was the most famous ex-commenter.

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 10:41 PM (OQpzc)

151 >>Posted by: OffspringofMystry at March 20, 2013 10:41 PM

Thanks for stopping by! We miss your dad.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 10:42 PM (5H6zj)

152 Carol: oh dear... Error message?

Sorry to hear that. And you can always send me emails!

So... Now I need a bunch of morons to go over there and do an open beta for me. Sign up. Link in sig. Please.

I have 57 people signed up, with zero advertising.... I wonder how many tried but couldn't

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 20, 2013 10:42 PM (I2LwF)

153 >>>He hasn't been around here in what....three years at least?

Oh, far longer than that, I'd say. I thought he was perma-banned back in the Early Era, namely around 2006 or so.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:42 PM (/COnL)

154 #146 - Ok, I'll go with that... but then a Fiasco comment? Excellent!

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 10:42 PM (lbiWb)

155 whatever happened to WickedPinto, anyway?
Posted by: MDH3 at March 20, 2013 10:25 PM (GKyUC)

It's been a couple of years now, but basically he started posting in an alcohol-fueled stupor and started insulting everyone, believing he was ban-proof. Several people tried to get him to at least dial it back, to no avail. He received several warnings from Ace to tone down the kind of stuff Ace does not want to see here, but that didn't work, so he got booted. IIRC he got back on the next morning, realized the mess he had created, said his good-byes, and we haven't heard from him since. I'm not positive, but I think he also got booted from "The Hostages".

Posted by: Bill H at March 20, 2013 10:43 PM (3sZO1)

156 97 I remember when Ace was always fighting with the lefty homos and complaining that there was too much homo agenda.

Are there homos here? Because that would be fabulous.

Besides, we could use some fashion tips. Especially me.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 10:43 PM (j3uk1)

157
Great ONT content.

One quibble re the items foreign policy officials will not admit to. As of the SCOAMTT and his ilk. Should be

#1. Nukes are bad and we must disarm unilaterally as a show of good faith. (and charm)
#4. We are number one but must not remain so as it is unfair and oppressionist.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 20, 2013 10:43 PM (Sptt8)

158 @147

EXCUSS ME Snow wops not dirt wops.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 20, 2013 10:43 PM (wR+pz)

159 As far as fundraising goes, the return on contact is like 4%, so it's a numbers game. If you are on any list as a donor anywhere, someone you don't know will inevitably ask you for money.

Who was the politician?

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 20, 2013 10:43 PM (I2LwF)

160 Please. They'd be lucky to hit him at 3 meters without woundingfour bystanders and killing one more.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:41 PM (lr3d7)

Sounds like the NYPD.

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 10:43 PM (OQpzc)

161 He who shall not be named is probably the most famous ex commenter.

Posted by: NCKate at March 20, 2013 10:44 PM (OfPTF)

162 Okay, I'm impressed. Two fucking miles away.

The spotter was a carrier pigeon.

Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 20, 2013 10:44 PM (vbh31)

163 148
Good Morons,
In these first days of the pontificate of Francis, I
wanted to tell you hello, as my dad Mystry attended a Franciscan high
school and was active in its alumni group until the end of his life. He
also enjoyed a good papal party and would have, I think, liked to have
seen these proceedings. Then again, he has a better seat (I hope) than
the rest of us.

My mother is hanging in. Their grandsons remember their Poppy and I am grateful for him, as well as for your great kindness.

I wish you joy and all the best vodka as we await the summons to the camps.

Posted by: OffspringofMystry at March 20, 2013 10:41 PM (gr/p1)

Good to hear from you! And a timely reminder of someone we've been proud to know. Hope all is well with you and the rest of the family.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 10:44 PM (kaalw)

164 SPURWING PLOVER WAS NOT A TROLL HE WAS JUST BATSHIT CRAZY

Posted by: The Juice Hobo Wears Celebrity Skin Prada at March 20, 2013 10:44 PM (jopHG)

165 I'm not positive, but I think he also got booted from "The Hostages".

You may be positive.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 10:44 PM (j3uk1)

166 >>>Agree entirely. If there's one thing this site seriously lacks, it's
a good troll or two. It's fine that we at least have Erg, but he's just
a punching bag. It's too easy. It's been years since I've seen a troll
around here who had a three-digit IQ.

jimi ray was decently smart, but he disturbed me. I haven't seen a more concentrated bundle of hate, viciousness, and egomania before or since.

Remember that ONT a few months ago where he completely blew his stack over some guy challenging his guitar skills, and insisted he was the best bluegrass player ever or something? That was crazy. I don't know why he kept coming back.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 10:44 PM (csi6Y)

167 From a linked-linked article:

More importantly, Canada does not impose any of the punitive taxes other
countries target their rich with. Since the 1970s there has been no
inheritance tax, which in the U.S. and U.K. enables the taxman to grab
between 35 per cent and 40 per cent of a person�s estate after he or she
dies. Unlike those countries, Canada doesn�t tax gifts either. That
means wealthy relatives from the old country can send money to the
grandkids in Canada without a tax penalty, or parents in Canada could
give money or property to their adult children without facing a gift
tax. (They might still incur a capital gains tax.) And unlike some
countries, such as France, there is no explicit wealth tax on those with
high incomes.

--Just some more food for thought for those here reflexively bashing Canada.

Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2013 10:44 PM (+iA5G)

168
The fact that the worker wouldn't identify herself and never returned with a search warrant is telling.

This is the same crap they pull on homeschoolers from time to time.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 20, 2013 10:44 PM (DoZD+)

169 Sounds like the ~~NYPD~~ LAPD.

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 10:43 PM (OQpzc)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:45 PM (GEICT)

170 Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 20, 2013 10:42 PM (I2LwF)

I just signed up and it worked fine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:45 PM (3Mkrp)

171 You all do know that folks change their nics right?

Some banned morons live again with new nics.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 20, 2013 10:45 PM (wR+pz)

172
Word round here is that it was wagner and walken
doing the banging. natalie was tired of it and got offed by a pissed
off wagner.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 10:30 PM (LTV1z)

I wonder if they actually made her "airtight" and she choked, so the best thing they could do was to pitch her overboard.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 20, 2013 10:45 PM (Zd/NW)

173 161 He who shall not be named is probably the most famous ex commenter
----
Yeah, having an innocuous word banned b/c it matches your nick is something.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 10:45 PM (5H6zj)

174 161
He who shall not be named is probably the most famous ex commenter.

Posted by: NCKate at March 20, 2013 10:44 PM (OfPTF)

Just don't say "rezalb" three times.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 10:46 PM (kaalw)

175 161 He who shall not be named is probably the most famous ex commenter.

Erg? Palin Steele?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 20, 2013 10:46 PM (wR+pz)

176 >>>It's been a couple of years now, but basically he started posting in an alcohol-fueled stupor and started insulting everyone, believing he was ban-proof.

When is this gonna happen to Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney?

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 10:46 PM (csi6Y)

177 Sadly, the Left has figured out that they have a Captive group to experiment on.... called the US Military.

They used to be protected by the Upper Chain of Command, but now after a Generation of PC indoctrination, the Joint Chiefs are part of those who wish to experiment...

Remember... there is no Freedom of Speech in the Military... anything you say can and will be used against you in your next Evaluation, which decides both promotion, and whether you retain your job.

You have no Freedom of Association... they will order you to sleep with Gays in your tent.

You have no freedom of movement... they order you where to go... and what to do...

The military needs OUR protection.... and sadly... we have let them down.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2013 10:46 PM (lZBBB)

178 "Healthy eating initiative" - Double talk for we want wind-up stick figures who look good in uniforms. Not people who can actually do anything.

TCM is now showing 2010 with Roy Scheider, Helen Mirren, and John Lithgow. Peter Hyam should still be ejected into space for injecting all the political dejecta into the movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 10:46 PM (tkWnt)

179 Amen, Y-not.

Posted by: NCKate at March 20, 2013 10:47 PM (OfPTF)

180 Remember that ONT a few months ago where he completely blew his stack over some guy challenging his guitar skills, and insisted he was the best bluegrass player ever or something? That was crazy. I don't know why he kept coming back.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 10:44 PM (csi6Y)

I've only been here about a year, but I've seen a couple massive meltdowns. One not too long ago but a pretty well known guy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:47 PM (GEICT)

181 Miss Wood was a looker.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 20, 2013 10:47 PM (piMMO)

182 I got boned by the "for your own good" squad today.

I bought a car in Tennessee and am trying to get Texas plates.

I get a letter telling me it has to pass some special inspection so I dutifully went to the inspection place and plopped down my $30.

The guy comes out and tells me I've failed. My window tinitig is too dark and the visor tint comes down too far.

No license plates for me! So I had to haul all 4 kids to the tint place and pay $100 to make my tiniting legal.

5 hours, $130 for absolutely no benefit to me other than the blessing of the government.

Posted by: Lauren at March 20, 2013 10:47 PM (AQMFK)

183 Thanks all. It was a comfort to all of us knowing that you good people were keeping my dad off the streets

Posted by: OffspringofMystry at March 20, 2013 10:47 PM (gr/p1)

184 >>Posted by: OffspringofMystry at March 20, 2013 10:41 PM

Thanks for stopping by! We miss your dad.
Posted by: Y-not

THIS

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 10:47 PM (LTV1z)

185 The fact that the worker wouldn't identify herself and never returned with a search warrant is telling.
This is the same crap they pull on homeschoolers from time to time.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 20, 2013 10:44 PM (DoZD+)

But the Police WERE there... so there IS a Police Report... which will have her name on it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2013 10:48 PM (lZBBB)

186 171 You all do know that folks change their nics right?

Some banned morons live again with new nics.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 20, 2013 10:45 PM (wR+pz)

That's kinda deep.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla formerly know as Torgo that one time a two years ago at March 20, 2013 10:48 PM (FWmTq)

187
George Orwell posts here off again, on again. He comments a lot over at "Protein Wisdom". I think he sometimes gets tired of the loose shit here, the sometimes dumb bantering about obscure things. Not that that is not funny sometimes, but sometimes dumb.

Cedarford was a jerk anywhere he hung out. In 2002-2003, he hung out a lot at Scrappleface (where he went by a different nic, but it was the same guy - signature asshole style), which was just a fun place back then, and he was a really obnoxious bastard there. He surfaced about everywhere from time to time. He commented at the Belmont Club, where he also got to be a hated person, and commented at Althouse's blog, where he also wore out his welcome.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes again! at March 20, 2013 10:48 PM (Md8Uo)

188 I wonder if they actually made her "airtight" and she choked, so the best thing they could do was to pitch her overboard.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 20, 2013 10:45 PM (Zd/NW)

To make her "airtight" they would've needed another participant. Just saying.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:48 PM (GEICT)

189 161 He who shall not be named is probably the most famous ex commenter.

add an r to Glenn Beck's channel and you get his name for the most epic ban in the history of the HQ and why that particular word is now banned by pixy.

Either that or Dagny

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at March 20, 2013 10:48 PM (KCvsd)

190
This place is lame. L.A.M.E.

Not one. ONE video of MKH thrusting heavy boobehs while delivering retorts. Screw this joint. I shall be found waiting for spring in my bunker eating venison stew and sourdough bread. I saved links to asian stompy boots courtesy of

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 20, 2013 10:48 PM (UrENZ)

191
>>We've come full circle <<

Not until we get our Hipster Slapfight Video back, we haven't.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 10:49 PM (0XZ+D)

192 Coment 186 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
and spelling is hard.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla formerly known as Torgo that one time a two years ago at March 20, 2013 10:49 PM (FWmTq)

193 TCM is now showing 2010 with Roy Scheider, Helen Mirren, and John Lithgow. Peter Hyam should still be ejected into space for injecting all the political dejecta into the movie.

OMFFFFG. Don't even get me started on that dreck. Every copy of that movie should be dumped into Derp's volcano and incinerated. Such an insult to Kubrick's original.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 10:49 PM (j3uk1)

194 >>>Just don't say "rezalb" three times.

Oh man, I'd totally blocked him from my memory banks. In fact, it's still an incredibly vague, hazy memory for me. Someone want to describe what exactly his sins were and how he eventually got banned?

The funny thing about this place, especially given how off-the-hook it can get, is that there have actually been very, very few bannings. And most of them required true catastrophe-level confrontations.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:49 PM (/COnL)

195 181 Miss Wood was a looker.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 20, 2013 10:47 PM (piMMO)

Maria.... I've just killed a girl named Mariaaaaaaa......

Posted by: Songs you WON'T hear... at March 20, 2013 10:49 PM (lZBBB)

196 jimi ray was decently smart, but he disturbed me. I haven't seen a more concentrated bundle of hate, viciousness, and egomania before or since.

Remember that ONT a few months ago where he completely blew his stack over some guy challenging his guitar skills, and insisted he was the best bluegrass player ever or something? That was crazy. I don't know why he kept coming back.
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 10:44 PM (csi6Y)

As I recall it wasn't even that harsh - they just said they didn't know enough about that music genre to tell how good he was. And for whatever reason that completely set him off and he flounced.

Posted by: M�tenloch at March 20, 2013 10:49 PM (pAlYe)

197 Comment 186 Part III:

So is grammar.

Have a good evening every one.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla sucks at spelling and grammar at March 20, 2013 10:50 PM (FWmTq)

198 Just don't say "rezalb" three times.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 10:46 PM

rezalb didn't just burn the bridge, he burned the river

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2013 10:50 PM (JMmQ9)

199 George Orwell posts here off again, on again.

*cough*
*stares at floor, avoids others' gazes*

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 10:50 PM (j3uk1)

200 When I moved to NJ, I went to the police station to get a firearms ID card, which I needed to purchase ammo and any more guns I might want.

The chief very carefully told me that while I could register my weapons, I was under no obligation to do so, and he intimated rather clearly that he didn't have any interest.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:51 PM (3Mkrp)

201 Evening, all. I'm here, but not for long.

In the past four hours, my schedule for tomorrow has gone from day shift, to really early day shift, to graveyard, back to day shift.

And they wonder why I'm quitting.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 10:51 PM (jIaZt)

202
Posted by: OffspringofMystry at March 20, 2013 10:47 PM (gr/p1)

Good to see you.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 10:51 PM (0XZ+D)

203 Some banned morons live again with new nics.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 20, 2013 10:45 PM (wR+pz)

I was Jonathan E here about 5 years ago, back when 80s baby and Rum ruled the ONT.

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 10:51 PM (OQpzc)

204 Occasionally I forget about SUV-guy and type his name, especially when I'm writing something about men's clothing.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 10:51 PM (5H6zj)

205 Just don't say "rezalb" three times.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 10:46 PM (kaalw)

I'll agree that Ace had no choice but to ban him at the end, but damnit that is somebody I miss.

Posted by: AD at March 20, 2013 10:51 PM (IzqQo)

206
Don't forget Ace's Wikipedia entry on Spurwing Plover: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/189238.php
"Peter Hyam should still be ejected into space for injecting all the political dejecta into the movie."
Agreed 100%. Turned a decent (if workmanlike) ACC effort into "Reagan/USA bad in Space". Meh

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 10:51 PM (lbiWb)

207 I'm sorry, but two things that infuriate me are the First "Lady" forcing kids to go hungry in schools and now forcing the military to go hungry. There is something evil bout two lazy good-for-nothings trying to keep children and the military food-deprived. I HATE them in the White Hut.

Posted by: Baldy at March 20, 2013 10:51 PM (opS9C)

208 Didn't find this place till right at five years ago. Guy at work was/is a lurker.
Lurked for a couple of weeks and could stand it no longer.
Lots of smaht folks to chew the fat with.
Monty was a blast in those days. PGIS, runningrn and shibumi - total sweethearts.
Bedtime.
Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at March 20, 2013 10:51 PM (+jNI+)

209 rezalb didn't just burn the bridge, he burned the river

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2013 10:50 PM (JMmQ9)

Dude. The Cuyahoga was all the fuck did you just do when It did that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:52 PM (Gk3SS)

210 DC they figure since you are quitting they can cheerfully abuse you without you quitting.

So when jymi flounced, did he flounce flounce or do a Chukkkles flounce?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 10:52 PM (tkWnt)

211 Where'sTheRum was the original AoSHQ succubus iirc. She had lots of jars.

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 10:53 PM (OQpzc)

212 But you know the two commenters who I miss the most? They're both trolls (albeit of different varieties): spurwing plover and cedarford.

Spurwing Plover never was a troll. He either made non-sensical statements, or what he had to say was generally agreeing with the gist of the thread. I still see him post here on occasion- his various nicks are fairly easy to pick out.

Posted by: Bill H at March 20, 2013 10:53 PM (3sZO1)

213 >>>The funny thing about this place, especially given how off-the-hook it can get, is that there have actually been very, very few bannings. And most of them required true catastrophe-level confrontations.

AOSHQ is a pretty free place. I wish that were true of other forums.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 10:53 PM (csi6Y)

214 In the past four hours, my schedule for tomorrow has gone from day shift, to really early day shift, to graveyard, back to day shift.

And they wonder why I'm quitting.
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 10:51 PM (jIaZt)

Damn that sucks DC. You got something else lined up?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:54 PM (GEICT)

215
I'm sorry, but two things that infuriate me are the First "Lady" forcing kids to go hungry in schools and now forcing the military to go hungry. There is something evil bout two lazy good-for-nothings trying to keep children and the military food-deprived. I HATE them in the White Hut.

I fantasize about organizing a massive barbeque / protest outside the White House. Ribs, steaks, pulled pork, with potato salad drowned in mayonnaise, and cigars. Lots and lots of cigars.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:54 PM (lr3d7)

216 >>>I've only been here about a year, but I've seen a couple massive meltdowns. One not too long ago but a pretty well known guy.

Just wait: someday I'm finally going to 'lose it' around here and you just know it will be fucking epic.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:54 PM (/COnL)

217 rezalb didn't just burn the bridge, he burned the river

he was from ohio?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 10:54 PM (LTV1z)

218 You can keep your children if you want to keep your children

Posted by: President For Life Obama at March 20, 2013 10:54 PM (V97CL)

219
--Just some more food for thought for those here reflexively bashing Canada.

F'n hosers.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 10:54 PM (0XZ+D)

220 I fantasize about organizing a massive barbeque / protest outside the White House. Ribs, steaks, pulled pork, with potato salad drowned in mayonnaise, and cigars. Lots and lots of cigars.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:54 PM (lr3d7)

Problem is that the First wookie... I mean lady... would join you... and theres no way you could afford to feed her...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2013 10:55 PM (lZBBB)

221 Occasionally I forget about SUV-guy and type his name, especially when I'm writing something about men's clothing.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 10:51 PM (5H6zj)

Yeah, that's what I was referring to. Fuck was that insane.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:55 PM (GEICT)

222 And they wonder why I'm quitting.

Well, isn't the countdown clock at 2 days left?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 10:55 PM (LTV1z)

223 AOSHQ is a pretty free place. I wish that were true of other forums.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 10:53 PM (csi6Y)

That's why it's occasionally frustrating when people bitch about this place.

We walk into Ace's house, drink all of his booze, crap on his coffee table, and then come back the next day and complain that the beer isn't cold.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:55 PM (3Mkrp)

224 Don't forget Ace's Wikipedia entry on Spurwing Plover: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/189238.php
"Peter Hyam should still be ejected into space for injecting all the political dejecta into the movie."
Agreed 100%. Turned a decent (if workmanlike) ACC effort into "Reagan/USA bad in Space". Meh
Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 10:51 PM (lbiWb)

Spurwing poetry at the link!!!!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 20, 2013 10:55 PM (FsUAO)

225 Once again, can somebody please remind what it is "rezalb" (and we all know who we're talking about) did to get banned again? I need this important piece of AoSHQ Lore restored to me.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (/COnL)

226 I miss George Orwell. That's one funny bastard.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (JDIKC)

227 I've been asking on twitter w/out much success so I'll ask here. Does anyone know the Florida Keys well? 'Looking for advice re a possible short vacation there.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (5H6zj)

228 219

--Just some more food for thought for those here reflexively bashing Canada.

F'n hosers.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 10:54 PM (0XZ+D)

Take off!

Posted by: Doug McKenzie at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (+iA5G)

229 Nope, scratch that Y Not. Misread which suv-thing you were talking about.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (GEICT)

230 217 Virginia if I remember correctly.

Posted by: NCKate at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (OfPTF)

231 USS Discovery - only spaceship haunted by the ghost of a computer and an astronaut.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (tkWnt)

232 >>>As I recall it wasn't even that harsh - they just said they didn't know enough about that music genre to tell how good he was. And for whatever reason that completely set him off and he flounced.

Yeah, that was a hell of a flounce. He even posted a youtube video on the spot of some random guitar. I've just never seen someone insist, repeatedly, with no irony intended, that he was the best person in _____ and was removed because someone else was jealous of his skillz and how cute he was. I mean...what the...

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (csi6Y)

233 Also, don't forget the infamous "Cedarford S*cks" blog. Bizarre.

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (lbiWb)

234 Moe Lane: A Contrarian View of Aaron Schwartz
***
It seems to me that while Schwartz broke the law the response by the prosecution was completely out of line with the crime.

He should have been looking at community service and fine, not decades in prison. Hell, the rapists in Steubenville that the media are so sorry for got 2 or fewer years each.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (zPVBH)

235
Just wait: someday I'm finally going to 'lose it' around here and you just know it will be fucking epic.

It will certainly be on a heavy flow day.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (0XZ+D)

236 > for those here reflexively bashing Canada.

Why would anyone reflexively bash those smug, self-important, pompous, arrogant drunk assholes?

Teh world needs more Canada, eh?

Posted by: barky the precedent at March 20, 2013 10:57 PM (Fqk/U)

237 You got something else lined up?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:54 PM (GEICT)

Maybe he'll knock some sense into our kid. He's just down the street.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:57 PM (3Mkrp)

238 1. You jerkoffs will no longer call me a homo.

That will always be an instant out loud never get old classic laugh riot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2013 10:57 PM (IY7Ir)

239

How long have they had fast food joints on military bases?
I sure didn't see any back in the early 1970s

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 20, 2013 10:57 PM (7v/wS)

240 I think I'm relapsing. Gah.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 20, 2013 10:57 PM (DoZD+)

241 Once again, can somebody please remind what it is "rezalb" (and we all know who we're talking about) did to get banned again
***
I think it all started with a gallon of Mad Dog 40/40

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 10:57 PM (zPVBH)

242 House. Ribs, steaks, pulled pork, with potato salad drowned in mayonnaise, and cigars. Lots and lots of cigars.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:54 PM (lr3d7)

It will live on in the memories of our ancestors. The Great BBQ Rebellion. May God defend the Right.

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 10:57 PM (OQpzc)

243 4. This one's pretty important: No one can ever fucking tell me "It's fucking Old" ever fucking again.

How times have changed. Last week, I made a "Dave from Garfield Ridge" reference (his most frequent comment: "Dude; it's fucking old") and no one got it

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2013 10:57 PM (JMmQ9)

244 Rightwingsparkle

Ah....RWS. Now there was a classic ette! Absolutely gorgeous woman and classy.

Wonder where she is now?

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2013 10:58 PM (doBIb)

245 Fa Cube Itches

Nickless

Joan

Rum

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 20, 2013 10:58 PM (I2LwF)

246 We walk into Ace's house, drink all of his booze, crap on his coffee table, and then come back the next day and complain that the beer isn't cold.

Well, wtf?? We're not a bunch of filthy Germans. The damn beer is supposed to be cold.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:58 PM (GEICT)

247 BC, not yet, too busy to do much looking. Got a vacation coming up next month, I'll worry about it towards the end of that.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 10:58 PM (jIaZt)

248 Ribs, steaks, pulled pork, with potato salad drowned in mayonnaise, and cigars. Lots and lots of cigars.

You forgot macaroni salad. mmmm.

i dunno about that many cigars though, you really want BJ Clintoon showing up at the party?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 10:58 PM (LTV1z)

249 226 I miss George Orwell. That's one funny bastard.

Nah, he's just a bastard. Besides, he's not hatey enough. Freakin' AZGON.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 10:58 PM (j3uk1)

250
My teen-age son has come to hate Michelle Obama and her dietary edicts for school meals.
It's pretty comical when he complains about lunch at high schooland specifically talks about her interference and the stuff they have taken away and what's been substituted.

Michelle Obama. Undermining the future of the Democrat Party, one meal at a time.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes again! at March 20, 2013 10:58 PM (Md8Uo)

251 The vikings pic is good one, I'm starting to think I should be taking notes while watching that show. The show has got me thinking if I absolutely had to start raiding a neighboring town how would I do it.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 20, 2013 10:58 PM (NzBQO)

252 230
217 Virginia if I remember correctly.

Posted by: NCKate at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (OfPTF)

--Fuckin' Redskins fan.

Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2013 10:58 PM (+iA5G)

253 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:55 PM (3Mkrp)

Yeah, definitely

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 10:58 PM (csi6Y)

254
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:55 PM (3Mkrp)

It's Ace's place. I think you mean Zima, not beer.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 10:58 PM (0XZ+D)

255 so is that homo rule still in effect because ever since I read it is really creating an itch that needs scratching.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2013 10:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

256 That's why it's occasionally frustrating when people bitch about this place.

We
walk into Ace's house, drink all of his booze, crap on his coffee
table, and then come back the next day and complain that the beer isn't
cold.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:55 PM (3Mkrp)

The next day? Hell, we complain that the beer isn't cold whilst dorking his sister in the squeakhole in front of him.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:59 PM (Gk3SS)

257 I was going to join the Corps, but they found out my parents were married, to each other...

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 20, 2013 10:59 PM (6IKyK)

258 Nein! Nein! You keep the stein frosty and pour 0,7L of fine German bier into it! Slainte!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 10:59 PM (tkWnt)

259 >>>It will certainly be on a heavy flow day.

And lord knows that when my 'monthly' comes the flow runs thicker than Beltway/495 traffic during morning rush hour.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:59 PM (/COnL)

260 Nickless still posts as zsasz.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:00 PM (JDIKC)

261
AZGON.

Still a great hash. Like a superhero or an ancient God.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 11:00 PM (0XZ+D)

262 I sure didn't see any back in the early 1970s

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 20, 2013 10:57 PM (7v/wS)

Late 80's is when they started showing up on Navy bases...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2013 11:00 PM (lZBBB)

263 I always wondered who bought all the surplus zima up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2013 11:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

264
"Ah....RWS. Now there was a classic ette! Absolutely gorgeous woman and classy. Wonder where she is now"
Had (has?) her own blog for a while.

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 11:00 PM (lbiWb)

265
Once again, can somebody please remind what it is "rezalb" (and we all know who we're talking about) did to get banned again? I need this important piece of AoSHQ Lore restored to me.

IIRC, he got completely hammered and started posting and became more and more belligerent as the evening wore on. He was banned, and then attempted to circumvent the ban.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 11:00 PM (lr3d7)

266 Who was the tranny pre op guy who played guitar? Anyone remember him/her? And emo Michael from Michigan. Good times. Good times.

Posted by: NCKate at March 20, 2013 11:00 PM (OfPTF)

267 Maybe he'll knock some sense into our kid. He's just down the street.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 10:57 PM (3Mkrp)

Kids need that. Especially the males.

Hey! Quorum? Me, CDB, DC, EC and Bannion?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:00 PM (GEICT)

268 Adam Smith remember what Hrothgar told Sven.

1. Rape the women.
2. Pillage the village.
3. Steal the cows.
4. Burn the village.

And for Freya's sake do not confuse 1 and 3.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (tkWnt)

269 My freakin' ISP had to do a major reset so I lost AZGON.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (j3uk1)

270 Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 10:58 PM (0XZ+D)

Ouch. That is one fucking nasty comment.

Well done sir.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (3Mkrp)

271
I thought Nickless got banned?

He shoulda been banned.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes again! at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (Md8Uo)

272 Bebe, no its two weeks now. I'm looking forward to what comes next, whatever it may be,

CBD, I can be hired a as, um, let's go with "motivational consultant", so feel free to drop me a line.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (jIaZt)

273 >>>It seems to me that while Schwartz broke the law the response by the prosecution was completely out of line with the crime.

The backlash against Schwartz, as far as I can see, is more of a rejection of younger people and their culture than about the facts. From what I know about him I probably wouldn't like to be around him, but insisting that it was actually his fault is pretty weird.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (csi6Y)

274 241 Once again, can somebody please remind what it is "rezalb" (and we all know who we're talking about) did to get banned again
***
I think it all started with a gallon of Mad Dog 40/40
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 10:57 PM (zPVBH)

And then as I recall he got on the ONT and was being an asshole to some of the moronettes which got him a temporary ban. The next day he apologized and groveled to ace but then found apparently the second gallon of Mad Dog and that's when things got really crazy.

Posted by: M�tenloch at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (pAlYe)

275 In the late 80s there was a Burger King on the US base in Berlin. Had the real diet coke too, not the European version. Was visiting a friend in Berlin and she had a friend who had access to the base, so we ate there at Burger King and then watched a movie.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (RZ8pf)

276 241
Once again, can somebody please remind what it is "rezalb" (and we all know who we're talking about) did to get banned again
***
I think it all started with a gallon of Mad Dog 40/40

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 10:57 PM (zPVBH)

Essentially, it's the same thing you've seen at a bar before. One patron gets a little sloppy, then loud, then won't shut up, then won't respect authority, then decides to get into a great big fight with the authority, then vomits all over himself while flailing around attempting to fight and spatters patrons and management, then is dragged outside and tossed in a dumpster.

But slightly more hygienic, 'cause it was all done electronically.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (kaalw)

277
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:59 PM (Gk3SS)Great, now I have to add 'Poet' to the phrase Benevolent Queen.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (0XZ+D)

278 Holy shit. I can't begin to imagine the optics... Just shy of 2 miles?

My favorite after action report from ODS went something like this:

Q: when did you know we were here?

Iraqi Commander: When my tanks started blowing up.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:02 PM (EnhLH)

279 TOOTHPASTE TASTE YOU CAN REALY FEEL
ULTRA-BRITE
GIVES YOUR MOUTH SEX APPEAL
i can remmeber when
STAR TREK first came on

Posted by: Spurwing Plover Re-runs at March 20, 2013 11:02 PM (FsUAO)

280 My favorite old school Ace thing is that you can't type in Vera B-a-ker

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 11:02 PM (zPVBH)

281 :::My freakin' ISP had to do a major reset so I lost AZGON.::::

So that's you? Thought it was kbdabear.

I always knew you were a big pussy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:02 PM (JDIKC)

282 Slainte!

WTF????!!!!! Shouldn't it be prost if you're talking about german beer?!

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:02 PM (LTV1z)

283
The next day? Hell, we complain that the beer isn't cold whilst dorking his sister in the squeakhole in front of him.

You do realize that your saying that has just given every moron an image that will last a whole two minutes in the bunks, right?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 11:03 PM (lr3d7)

284 225 Once again, can somebody please remind what it is "rezalb" (and we all know who we're talking about) did to get banned again? I need this important piece of AoSHQ Lore restored to me.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (/COnL)

rezalb *I think* accused Ace and Co. of something vis-a-vis the commenters (laughing at them, lying?, hell if I remember). Ace banned him, but it wasn't a hard and fast ban.

Shortly after that, he showed back up on the blog, apparently drunk. He got pissed when Ace said he should stay away until he was invited back, got into a knock-down drag-out fight with Ace, posted his address, and challenged people to a fight.

Posted by: AD at March 20, 2013 11:03 PM (IzqQo)

285 The next day? Hell, we complain that the beer isn't cold whilst dorking his sister in the squeakhole in front of him.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 10:59 PM (Gk3SS)

For the love of all that's unholy, did you remember to turn on the webcams????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:03 PM (GEICT)

286 :::Had (has?) her own blog for a while.

She used to post here but we may have scared her off.

Classic RWS HQ moment: she asks the Horde what "goatsx" was about and wondered if she should click on the link.

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2013 11:03 PM (doBIb)

287
>>emo Michael from Michigan. Good times. <<

'I'd really prefer just snuggling.'

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 11:04 PM (0XZ+D)

288
I always knew you were a big pussy.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:04 PM (j3uk1)

289 And emo Michael from Michigan.

Yikes. Dude was embarrassing.

Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 20, 2013 11:04 PM (vbh31)

290 BBD, just checking to see if anyone reads my posts...

Should be something more than an Irish toast...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:04 PM (tkWnt)

291 Adam Smith remember what Hrothgar told Sven.
___
1. Rape the women.

The good old days. Hey, I think I've got some plunder in the house.

Wink.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at March 20, 2013 11:04 PM (zPVBH)

292 Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (jIaZt)

He's complaining that he can't get a summer job because we haven't bought him a car.

I walked out of the room.

I like being married, and killing him would jeopardize that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 11:04 PM (3Mkrp)

293
"Classic RWS HQ moment: she asks the Horde what "goatsx" was about and wondered if she should click on the link. "
And (IIRC) quite a few volunteered multiple links for her, er, viewing pleasure.
What a moment.

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 11:04 PM (lbiWb)

294 no its two weeks now

You gave a month's notice? why, when the way they treat you is the reason you are bailing? did you use up all your sick leave before giving notice?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:04 PM (LTV1z)

295 >>And emo Michael from Michigan.

OMG, yes!

Back in the day when I commented at HotAir (who am I kidding, when I *read* more than the headlines there) he was there doing his Thirty Year Old Virgin schtick. I kind of felt sorry for him, but when he came over here he was mostly a scold. I *think* he started a blog.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:05 PM (5H6zj)

296 I appreciate Moe Lane's take on the Aaron Swartz thing. I thought the New Yorker article was a little weird and made me have less sympathy for his parents then I think they were trying to make me have.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 20, 2013 11:05 PM (RZ8pf)

297 sean, you here? say hello if you are.

Posted by: L, elle at March 20, 2013 11:05 PM (0PiQ4)

298 ::: posted his address, and challenged people to a fight.:::

NOW it's coming back to me. Yeah, motherfucker went stone-cold crazy. In real-time. Hell of a thing.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:05 PM (JDIKC)

299 Great, now I have to add 'Poet' to the phrase Benevolent Queen.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (0XZ+D)

*slides over cupcake*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:05 PM (Gk3SS)

300 Spurwing Plover never was a troll. He either made non-sensical statements, or what he had to say was generally agreeing with the gist of the thread....

Nonsensical is an understatement. He was also a regular at Cold Fury when I used to blog there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:05 PM (EnhLH)

301 Ah....RWS. Now there was a classic ette! Absolutely gorgeous woman and classy. Wonder where she is now"
Had (has?) her own blog for a while.

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 11:00 PM

Didn't she get an MBM gig for a while?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2013 11:05 PM (JMmQ9)

302 >>>Posted by: Spurwing Plover Re-runs at March 20, 2013 11:02 PM (FsUAO)

Honestly, he was one the maybe six or seven greatest commenters ever to post here. And I doubt he ever even realized it.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:06 PM (/COnL)

303 Hello Miss L,elle

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:06 PM (EnhLH)

304 Nickless = zsasz.

It all makes sense now

Soothsayer sounds like spurwing sometimes. I like that soothsayer

And the tranny with the guitar was Joan. I stayed in touch. She's post op now.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 20, 2013 11:06 PM (I2LwF)

305 "...posted his address, and challenged people to a fight."

Posted by: AD at March 20, 2013 11:03 PM (IzqQo)

If I'm going to pick a fight, it sure as shit isn't going to be while sitting in front of my computer.

That's what wives and bars are for!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2013 11:06 PM (3Mkrp)

306 Yet another Peter Hyam rant from 2010.

Dave Bowman's spacesuit spoke of the future!

Kurnow's suit screamed 1980s NASA.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:06 PM (tkWnt)

307 Classic RWS HQ moment: she asks the Horde what "goatsx" was about and wondered if she should click on the link.

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2013 11:03 PM (doBIb)

That's gonna leave a mark...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:06 PM (GEICT)

308 We have cupcakes or did you micronize the emus to hide in a cupcake?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:07 PM (tkWnt)

309 Regarding Aaron Swartz: to hell with him.

He was a thief, who---like any shoplifting teenager---clothed his larceny in Uplifting Rhetoric.

The only defense for Swartz is that he was groomed by anti-copyright activist Larry Lessig, from the time he was a teen, to be the Internet Artful Dodger to Lessig's Internet Fagin. So you can say that he was a mentally-abused child-man, if you want, and shed tears for him on that score, if you want.

Otherwise, he was someone who did the crime but couldn't do the time.

No tears.

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at March 20, 2013 11:07 PM (9eWb0)

310 ::::And (IIRC) quite a few volunteered multiple links for her, er, viewing pleasure.
What a moment.

No, I remember everyone jumping to warn her not to click on anything. Someone said "there are things that once seen, cannot be unseen". A bunch more explained to her using very polite language what it was without going into too much detail.

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2013 11:07 PM (doBIb)

311
#301, Dunno.

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 11:08 PM (lbiWb)

312
*slides over cupcake*

A cupcake!?
and I get to use my cloak as a blanket? This is a good year.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 11:08 PM (0XZ+D)

313 For the love of all that's unholy, did you remember to turn on the webcams????

What was your image?

Mine was purple latex catsuit with purple sparkly strap-on.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:08 PM (EnhLH)

314 Hahaha, all this talk about old posters reminded me of progressoverpeace. Biggest jackass at Hot Air, then came to the HQ and claimed that honor here as well.

I think he came back as PrimordialOrderedPair, but thankfully I haven't seen him for a while.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:08 PM (csi6Y)

315 No, I remember everyone jumping to warn her not to click on anything. Someone said "there are things that once seen, cannot be unseen". A bunch more explained to her using very polite language what it was without going into too much detail.

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2013 11:07 PM (doBIb)

That does not sound one little bit like the Horde I know.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:08 PM (GEICT)

316 306 Yet another Peter Hyam rant from 2010.

Dave Bowman's spacesuit spoke of the future!

Kurnow's suit screamed 1980s NASA.

Plus Bob Balaban as the computer nerd... Computers are people too!!

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:08 PM (j3uk1)

317 Haha. That's some funny shit. And - as it should be. Sucks that it's all down, dirty and cheap now. Would've been fun to see a modern day Patton do his business in the big sandbox with a 3rd Army full of those things. Only limit would've been supply.

Posted by: JQP at March 20, 2013 11:08 PM (GVL0g)

318 >>296 I appreciate Moe Lane's take on the Aaron Swartz thing.

Yeah, that's my take. There was an excellent scholarly post about it (two, actually) over at Volokh Conspiracy a while back.

If someone wants to commit an act of civil disobedience to make a point, I can respect that. But that's not what this punk was doing.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:08 PM (5H6zj)

319 Honestly, he was one the maybe six or seven greatest commenters ever to post here.
***
We all know who number one is...

.
.
.
.
Lace Wigs

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 11:08 PM (zPVBH)

320 >>>Classic RWS HQ moment: she asks the Horde what "goatsx" was about and wondered if she should click on the link.

Oh, lord do I remember that. She was such a lovely lady, though. She classed this joint up in a major way...in retrospect it was amazing that she enjoyed hanging out with given that we were such loathsome riff-raff (SIGNIFICANTLY more vulgar back then than we are now, if such a thing can be contemplated) and she wasn't like that in the slightest.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:09 PM (/COnL)

321 ::: posted his address, and challenged people to a fight.:::

NOW it's coming back to me. Yeah, motherfucker went stone-cold crazy. In real-time. Hell of a thing.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:05 PM (JDIKC)

Yeah, it was a jaw dropping train wreck. Whoever said it was the drunk in the bar was right, including the people trying to haul him away from the bouncer.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:09 PM (Gk3SS)

322 304 thank you! I was thinking joan.

Posted by: NCKate at March 20, 2013 11:09 PM (OfPTF)

323 >>>>1. Rape the women.
2. Pillage the village.
3. Steal the cows.
4. Burn the village.

And for Freya's sake do not confuse 1 and 3.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (tkWnt)

And for the love of all that's unholy, order is important here. Burn comes last, damnit! Otherwise, you end up with a dead horse, a burnt loot, and scortch marks on your dick.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 11:09 PM (jIaZt)

324 hi sean! hi.

ummm, I forgot what I wanted to say to you. I didn't think you were still here. give me a minute. how are you?

Posted by: L, elle at March 20, 2013 11:09 PM (0PiQ4)

325 :::

idn't she get an MBM gig for a while?

She did? I don't recall.

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2013 11:09 PM (doBIb)

326 *slides over cupcake*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness

You've got cupcakes? Are they chocolate? How do i get in on this action?!

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:09 PM (LTV1z)

327 Oh look, its a Mandelbrot set devouring Jupiter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:10 PM (tkWnt)

328
"No, I remember everyone jumping to warn her not to click on anything"
I thought those posts were from the more polite morons. A few though (again, it's been a while) shouted "jump"...

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 11:10 PM (lbiWb)

329 Lace Wigs had a rapier wit.

Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 20, 2013 11:10 PM (vbh31)

330 Can someone confirm for me if Cat-piss aka Gotham Princess is gone for good? If not, what's her hash?

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:10 PM (5H6zj)

331 @buzzsawmonkey,

Thank God there are two of us. He got to be old enough that he should have known better.

Oh, and thanks for creating Reddit. Totally don't know what we would have done without that shitpile. You were a fucking genius and will be missed, etc. etc.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:11 PM (JDIKC)

332 You've got cupcakes? Are they chocolate? How do i get in on this action?!

The answer, Grasshopper, is in your name.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:11 PM (EnhLH)

333 We all know who number one is...

.
.
.
.
Lace Wigs
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 11:08 PM (zPVBH)

Looking at all these old threads, I'm seeing hilarious bot posts.

Posted by: Spurwing Plover Re-runs at March 20, 2013 11:11 PM (FsUAO)

334 >>>I think he came back as PrimordialOrderedPair, but thankfully I haven't seen him for a while.

That guy is literally the single worst commenter on the entire Hot Air website. I had no idea he was also "progressoverpeace," but I hated that asshole too and it makes sense.

I can honestly think of very few people whom I only know through their internet comments that I'd actually enjoy punching in the dick: Drew M., garrett, yes, but everybody would like to cockpunch them. That PrimordialOrderedPair guy is one of the few other ones.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:11 PM (/COnL)

335 What was your image?

Mine was purple latex catsuit with purple sparkly strap-on.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:08 PM (EnhLH)

Well, I don't want to say too much, but....open cup.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:11 PM (GEICT)

336 327 Oh look, its a Mandelbrot set devouring Jupiter.

Deep, baby.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:11 PM (j3uk1)

337 My thumbs are too tired to keep scrolling. Good night retards and future conquests.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 20, 2013 11:12 PM (I2LwF)

338 "there are things that once seen, cannot be unseen"

I learned that phrase here

Lemon Party...shudder

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2013 11:12 PM (JMmQ9)

339 off sock

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 20, 2013 11:12 PM (FsUAO)

340 We all know who number one is...Lace Wigs

Nope, Machines for Sale. That is epic shit.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:12 PM (LTV1z)

341 >>>Otherwise, he was someone who did the crime but couldn't do the time.

I'm not gonna eulogize the dude, but the time was not appropriate to the crime. Let's just say it was unfortunate.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:12 PM (csi6Y)

342 We have cupcakes or did you micronize the emus to hide in a cupcake?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:07 PM (tkWnt)

We had cupcakes but garrett got my last one.

Hmmmm. I still have to fill out my office bracket and let's just say that bottle of riesling I killed was nummy. God only knows, literally, what this thing is going to look like when I'm done.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:13 PM (Gk3SS)

343 It's the Inquisition!!!
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3363646/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:13 PM (tkWnt)

344
#319,
do NOT go there again. Ever. It's as bad as chanting "Candydude" and "beetlejuice" 27 times or something.

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 11:13 PM (lbiWb)

345 Machines For Sale remains a paragon of stream-of-unconsciousness palaver.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:13 PM (j3uk1)

346
I can honestly think of very few people whom I only know through
their internet comments that I'd actually enjoy punching in the dick
***
Meet ups must be interesting for you.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 11:13 PM (zPVBH)

347 The Bartwing Plover - Now with wings nic.....

Good times.

I've been reading this site since day one. If we all pooled the time we spend here we could cure fucking cancer.

Posted by: The Juice Hobo Wears Celebrity Skin Prada at March 20, 2013 11:14 PM (jopHG)

348 nike shox shoes nike shox nike nike shoes shox

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 20, 2013 11:14 PM (FsUAO)

349
That's what wives and bars are for!

Damn. And all along I thought it was "wives and clubs".

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 11:14 PM (lbiWb)

350
I'm not gonna eulogize the dude, but the time was not appropriate to the crime. Let's just say it was unfortunate.

I'm going to have to disagree. Six months (what the prosecutor was offering) was more than fair for what he had done.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 11:14 PM (lr3d7)

351 Oohh Riesling, das ist gut!

Can brackets be charged for DUI? Drawn Under the Influence?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:14 PM (tkWnt)

352 BBD, several reasons for the months notice, but mainly I've been looking forward to this vacation for over a year, and it seems like a nice way to end it.

And it's not the way they're treating me, it's just the nature of the business. And I could tolerate it for a few years, if I had a chance to advance. But I don't, so I'll move on.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 11:14 PM (jIaZt)

353 Can someone confirm for me if Cat-piss aka Gotham Princess is gone for good? If not, what's her hash?

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:10 PM (5H6zj)

She was here a week or two ago. Same old tired shit. I forget the nic, but it was obvious who it was.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:14 PM (GEICT)

354 The Mayhem and Machines for Sale posts are hilarious.

Posted by: no good deed at March 20, 2013 11:14 PM (oB7O2)

355
I'd actually enjoy punching in the dick: Drew M., garrett, yes, but everybody would like to cockpunch them.

I told you last time, my balls not my dick...and wait until I tell you!

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 11:14 PM (0XZ+D)

356 Oh man, all these old nicks are coming back to me! We had a lot of fun back then.

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2013 11:14 PM (doBIb)

357 Is elle here? I have my Zero Dark Thirty review

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:14 PM (8sCoq)

358 >>>I can honestly think of very few people whom I only know through their internet comments that I'd actually enjoy punching in the dick: Drew M., garrett, yes, but everybody would like to cockpunch them. That PrimordialOrderedPair guy is one of the few other ones.

Well thank goodness I'm not alone. I kept on wanting for someone to call him on his garbage.

I don't have hard confirmation, but they wrote in exactly the same style, and PoP showed up a few weeks after Progress stormed off after butting heads with ace, so...

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:14 PM (csi6Y)

359 Machines For Sale remains a paragon of stream-of-unconsciousness palaver.

The first true cyber-liberal.

Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 20, 2013 11:15 PM (vbh31)

360 I learned that phrase here

Lemon Party...shudder

Thats exactly what i was thinking.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:15 PM (LTV1z)

361 Been lurking for many years, only recently decided to post now that Ace is declared that he's openly gay.

Posted by: SwampFox at March 20, 2013 11:15 PM (Cbp+m)

362 Another time Sean. I just discovered that my neice has bleached her eyebrows. I have work to do.

Posted by: L, elle at March 20, 2013 11:15 PM (0PiQ4)

363 >>>I'm going to have to disagree. Six months (what the prosecutor was offering) was more than fair for what he had done.

No, six months was fine, but I heard they were threatening decades.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:15 PM (csi6Y)

364 Well, looking at some of the other pics, that is one way to get people to go back to church...

http://xero-cosplay.deviantart.com/art/Whitemane-355663675

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 11:16 PM (zPVBH)

365 Before the current "fast food" joints, we had Snack Bars on base. You could get a burger "greasy" and a Old Milwaukee for $1.40. We drank Old Milwaukee because they were 14oz cans.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 20, 2013 11:16 PM (6IKyK)

366 Machines For Sale was the all-time greatest sentient SPAM in the whole universe...

...and if what's his name was here tonight I'd say that to his face.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2013 11:16 PM (JMmQ9)

367 321
::: posted his address, and challenged people to a fight.:::

NOW it's coming back to me. Yeah, motherfucker went stone-cold crazy. In real-time. Hell of a thing.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:05 PM (JDIKC)

Yeah,
it was a jaw dropping train wreck. Whoever said it was the drunk in the
bar was right, including the people trying to haul him away from the
bouncer.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:09 PM (Gk3SS)

Yeah, that's right -- he kept publishing actual personal info and whipping himself into a frenzy when the mods would try to clean it up.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 11:16 PM (kaalw)

368
I told you last time, my balls not my dick...and wait until I tell you!

Nothing is more prized on the intertubes than a sense of boundaries.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:16 PM (j3uk1)

369 are bibi and bebe the same lady?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2013 11:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

370 Bleached her eyebrows? Game of Thrones costume in the works? She have dragon plushies already made?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:16 PM (tkWnt)

371 Hey, I *like* garrett (although I'll give his block & tackle a wide berth thank you very much) and DrewM has become more conservative since the election.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:16 PM (5H6zj)

372 Ugg Boots wrote with an economy of prose that hasn't been seen since the days of Hemingway. Not ONE unnecessary adjective. Dude kept his game tight.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:17 PM (JDIKC)

373 Too bad about Gotham Princess. Ugh.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:17 PM (5H6zj)

374 No, six months was fine, but I heard they were threatening decades.
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:15 PM (csi6Y)

They piled up charges then offered 6 months.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 20, 2013 11:17 PM (FsUAO)

375 Been lurking for many years, only recently decided to post now that Ace is declared that he's openly gay.
___
You just realized that?

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at March 20, 2013 11:17 PM (zPVBH)

376 ::::364 Well, looking at some of the other pics, that is one way to get people to go back to church...

http://xero-cosplay.deviantart.com/art/Whitemane-355663675

Can I get an Amen?

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2013 11:17 PM (doBIb)

377 Shit, Jones, you had to show up. Give it to me. Hurry up. I have to yell at a family member.

Posted by: L, elle at March 20, 2013 11:17 PM (0PiQ4)

378
#364,
Bless me...

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 11:17 PM (lbiWb)

379
Good evening, good people.

Interesting evening, we went to a 5th/6th grade concert. It's fun, watching the kids go from "dear God, let this be over soon" to "hey, they're pretty good".

Did this with our kids too, I'd forgotten how amusing it can be.

May be silly, but who cares?

Posted by: irongrampa at March 20, 2013 11:17 PM (SAMxH)

380 >>>I don't have hard confirmation, but they wrote in exactly the same
style, and PoP showed up a few weeks after Progress stormed off after
butting heads with ace, so...

Their names also both hew to conveniently identical "PoP" patterns as well.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:17 PM (/COnL)

381 The backlash against Schwartz, as far as I can see, is more of a rejection of younger people and their culture than about the facts. From what I know about him I probably wouldn't like to be around him, but insisting that it was actually his fault is pretty weird.
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:01 PM (csi6Y)

Well from my point of view he deliberately broke the law because:

a) he thought the law was wrong and that he could get away with it
or
b) as a deliberate act of civil disobedience.

But the basic problem was that he wasn't willing to do the time when caught.

Now you can argue about whether the law regarding the papers and public access was justified and how much of an example the MA prosecutors were making of him but to blame them for his decision to take his life is letting Aaron (and his enablers) off the hook for his own decisions. By indulging him and encouraging him in his efforts they also led him down a path he wasn't really prepared to walk.

Posted by: M�tenloch at March 20, 2013 11:17 PM (pAlYe)

382 To tie in with the ONT, 18-1. She even cosplayed as Pris from Blade Runner.
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/2703275/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:18 PM (tkWnt)

383 The best meltdown I've seen here was when EoJ cracked a joke as only he can and it sent Treacher off the deep end. For like three threads in a town.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:18 PM (GEICT)

384 372 Ugg Boots wrote with an economy of prose that hasn't been seen since the days of Hemingway. Not ONE unnecessary adjective. Dude kept his game tight.

Never trust an adjective.

Or a gypsy car dealer.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:18 PM (j3uk1)

385 Anybody remember that guy, I think he posted as "Chrononaut" or something like that. He did those hilarious riffs about being a time traveler from the future come to warn us about stuff. Remember him? I remember he said his grandmother was named Susan Miller -- and that just happened to be the name of a gal I knew back in high school. So when I read that post I decided to Google her and it turned out she was living just a couple of towns over from me. I called her up and said let's have a drink. She said she had a date, but I persuaded her to ditch the guy and go out with me. I thought I was going to get lucky, but no dice.

Never saw any posts by Chrononaut after that. In fact I can't even find them in the archive.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 20, 2013 11:19 PM (xHZDb)

386 Best meltdown was Ace cutting off the comments...

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 20, 2013 11:19 PM (6IKyK)

387 Good memories, all, and good night.

Posted by: Jess1 at March 20, 2013 11:19 PM (lbiWb)

388 377 Shit, Jones, you had to show up. Give it to me. Hurry up

A line which will live in the annals of ONT history forever

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:19 PM (EnhLH)

389 are bibi and bebe the same lady?

yeah it's me. I'm paying homage to the bitch slapping bibi gave tfg about incest.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:19 PM (LTV1z)

390
aw - thanks Ynot.
Would you like half of my cupcake?

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 11:19 PM (0XZ+D)

391 Nope, Machines for Sale. That is epic shit.
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:12 PM (LTV1z)

I remember the night it became self aware.

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 11:19 PM (OQpzc)

392 >>b) as a deliberate act of civil disobedience

Iirc from those Volokh articles it was most definitely not that. He did quite a lot to try to not get caught.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:19 PM (5H6zj)

393 50
Longbows. Definively been proven that longbows are better than crossbows.

---

Depends on how tall you are...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 20, 2013 11:20 PM (aDwsi)

394 And then there was...Memorial Day...

Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 20, 2013 11:20 PM (vbh31)

395 >Shit, Jones, you had to show up. Give it to me. Hurry up. I have to yell at a family member.

Great movie. 1st part - the manhunt. Last 20 minutes or so, real nail-biter war flick. Excellent.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:20 PM (8sCoq)

396 >>>Hey, I *like* garrett (although I'll give his block tackle a wide
berth thank you very much) and DrewM has become more conservative since
the election.

Just so you know, garrett and I give each other friendly shit as a rule. We get along quite fine. DrewM. and I have obviously gone at each other hammer-and-tongs, but I still respect him.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:20 PM (/COnL)

397 >>Would you like half of my cupcake?

Is it stuck to your dick?

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:20 PM (5H6zj)

398 340
We all know who number one is...Lace Wigs

Nope, Machines for Sale. That is epic shit.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:12 PM (LTV1z)

--My personal favorite remains the FOX Sports Booth.

Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2013 11:20 PM (+iA5G)

399 383 The best meltdown I've seen here was when EoJ cracked a joke as only he can and it sent Treacher off the deep end. For like three threads in a town.

I think we were all collateral damage that night.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:20 PM (EnhLH)

400 Nope, Machines for Sale. That is epic shit.
---
I remember the night it became self aware.

There is another system.

Posted by: Colossus at March 20, 2013 11:20 PM (j3uk1)

401 Yeah, watch that shit, BCochran. If there's anyone I would suspect of setting up Google Alerts for mentions of his name, it would be that one.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:21 PM (JDIKC)

402 The Atlantic has an article on the risk of unmarried mothers, and the think that gets me is that this is even still a question?

You tax and regulate working class jobs out of existence for men and then offer working class women marriage to Uncle Sugar...and you are surprised when they take it up?!?

http://tinyurl.com/cg8o8q9

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 11:21 PM (zPVBH)

403 I remember the night it became self aware.

Yes. We cold see the future unfold before our very eyes.

Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 20, 2013 11:21 PM (vbh31)

404 >Shit, Jones, you had to show up. Give it to me. Hurry up

yeah that's going in my handle the rest of the night

Posted by: Shit, Jones, you had to show up. Give it to me. Hurry up at March 20, 2013 11:21 PM (8sCoq)

405 My favorite ace meltdowns are when he tells us what is funny and what is not funny. Now that he's won (another) award, the next one should be epic.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:21 PM (5H6zj)

406
To make her "airtight" they would've needed another participant. Just saying.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 10:48 PM (GEICT)

The boat captain has kept his mouth shut for many, many years. I think we have our third right there.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 20, 2013 11:21 PM (Zd/NW)

407 The EoJ/Treacher Tunguska Event slagged a lot of people.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:21 PM (tkWnt)

408 Alright, I keep hearing about the fucking Memorial Day ONT. Someone wanna give us newer Rons the story?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:22 PM (GEICT)

409 I was too new to commenting to start a flame war, but that TPOP dude pissed me off too.

I was sorta surprised none of the old schoolers kicked him in the nads for some of his bs.

Of course, I'd rather scroll past an annoying commenter than pick a fight and get them to hang around. The exact opposite of real life for me.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 11:22 PM (jIaZt)

410 Shit, Jones, you had to show up. Give it to me. Hurry up

obligitory webcam requests in 5,4,3...

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:22 PM (LTV1z)

411
Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:20 PM (5H6zj)

I would have offered you the whole thing if it was.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 11:22 PM (0XZ+D)

412 >>>The best meltdown I've seen here was when EoJ cracked a joke as only he
can and it sent Treacher off the deep end. For like three threads in a
town.

I remember that well -- I spent half the thread trying to defend EoJ and explain to Treacher that his joke was meant in all good humor, and not as a personal dig. And that maybe he wasn't quite up to speed with the way we give each other good-natured shit around here. Nothin' doin'.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:22 PM (/COnL)

413 405 My favorite ace meltdowns are when he tells us what is funny and what is not funny. Now that he's won (another) award, the next one should be epic.
Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:21 PM (5H6zj)

To be fair it's usually when someone says something absolutely debatable in the humor department, and quite racist.

The last time was a user calling out Ace for not putting out quality jokes in the post, so it was actually the reverse.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 20, 2013 11:23 PM (FsUAO)

414 So what was the final final story on why Gaylord Focker's Beast broke down?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:23 PM (tkWnt)

415 407 The EoJ/Treacher Tunguska Event slagged a lot of people.

They're still finding fragments in Antarctic ice.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:23 PM (j3uk1)

416 naw I can't do that to L, elle

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:23 PM (8sCoq)

417 383 The best meltdown I've seen here was when EoJ cracked a joke as only he can and it sent Treacher off the deep end.
-----

I missed most of that, caught the end. Treacher seems a mite high-strung and full of himself. He blocked me on twitter for no real reason.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:23 PM (5H6zj)

418 I fantasize about organizing a massive barbeque / protest outside the White House. Ribs, steaks, pulled pork, with potato salad drowned in mayonnaise, and cigars. Lots and lots of cigars.

Oh, oh, oh, Can I help? I can make some mean pulled pork and potato salad.

Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2013 11:23 PM (gqEUi)

419 Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:22 PM (/COnL)

He seemed drunk too.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 20, 2013 11:23 PM (FsUAO)

420 Posted by: M�tenloch at March 20, 2013 11:17 PM (pAlYe)

He definitely broke the law, and very possibly deserved to do six months. I didn't know they were offering him that much, all I heard was 10 years or over.

Certainly that was the buzz in the couple days after his suicide, and back then there were a lot of people saying he deserved to do that much time. I attributed that to a reflexive dislike of who Aaron Schwartz represents.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:23 PM (csi6Y)

421 Is it stuck to your dick? Posted by: Y-not

clap clap. well played.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:23 PM (LTV1z)

422 I think we were all collateral damage that night.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:20 PM (EnhLH)

No shit. Basically cost us an Ette. And EoJ, fuck him. What's he going to do? Annoy my in the comments of someone else's blog? Act like an asshole and it doesn't just go away.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:24 PM (GEICT)

423 Alright, I keep hearing about the fucking Memorial Day ONT. Someone wanna give us newer Rons the story?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:22 PM (GEICT)

I'll sum up - you know all that shit that you keep trying to get the 'ettes to do on the ONT? Um. Yeah. That kind of happened. Then lauraw (I think) stepped in the next day and we all got scolded a really lot about not turning this place into an actual sex chat/porn site.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:24 PM (Gk3SS)

424 To be fair it's usually when someone says something absolutely debatable in the humor department, and quite racist.
----

Yeah, but it's the way he does it. :-)

And the ever-lengthening posts apologizing for it afterward.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:24 PM (5H6zj)

425 Yeah, Jones, really? the conservative news junkie half of my family qualified their praise of the movie by saying it didn't match up with the Navy Seals account of how it went down.

Posted by: L, elle at March 20, 2013 11:24 PM (0PiQ4)

426 Yeah, when Ace feels the need to tell us how long and hard he has studied SNL I get giggles.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 11:24 PM (0XZ+D)

427 418 I fantasize about organizing a massive barbeque / protest outside the White House. Ribs, steaks, pulled pork, with potato salad drowned in mayonnaise, and cigars. Lots and lots of cigars.

I might not actually pee in your shoes.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:25 PM (j3uk1)

428 To tie in with the ONT, 18-1. She even cosplayed as Pris from Blade Runner.
***
I didn't realize that much hotness and nerdiness could come in one package.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 11:25 PM (zPVBH)

429 Alright, I keep hearing about the fucking Memorial Day ONT.

Visualize in your mind your favorite movie about women in prison.

Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 20, 2013 11:25 PM (vbh31)

430 a burger "greasy" and a Old Milwaukee for $1.40. We drank Old Milwaukee because they were 14oz cans.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 20, 2013 11:16 PM (6IKyK)

Best pizza I ever had was at the snack bar at Lemoore NAS. Pretty close to the best hash browns, too. They ruined me for commercial joints.

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 11:25 PM (OQpzc)

431 414
So what was the final final story on why Gaylord Focker's Beast broke down?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:23 PM (tkWnt)

The official line is that someone put regular gasoline in the tank instead of diesel.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 20, 2013 11:25 PM (G9cIU)

432
Twitter and facebook are for narcissists.

Posted by: Julius Caesar at March 20, 2013 11:25 PM (A71EA)

433

No, six months was fine, but I heard they were threatening decades.

They told him he risked going to jail for up to thirty years based on the charges, but offered him six months. Quite frankly, I would hope that the prosecutors do exactly that. Their job is to represent the people, not play nice to some kid. They made their position look as good as possible ("These charges can put you in jail for decades and we think we have a good shot at getting a conviction") and then made an offer ("plead guilty and we'll settle for six months"). That's exactly how it should work. Swartz had perfectly competent attorneys who would have advised him that the maximum jail time he was likely to face if convicted was far less and given him their assessment of his chances at trial. Note that they also advised him to take the deal, since it was a good offer. He refused because it would ruin his chances to "work in the White House".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 11:26 PM (lr3d7)

434 And the ever-lengthening posts apologizing for it afterward.
Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:24 PM (5H6zj)

Oh yes, that's the best part.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 20, 2013 11:26 PM (FsUAO)

435 Someone wanna give us newer Rons the story?

it got very, very dirty. "fun" included a pre-op tranny. its in the archives, go check it out. leave some time to read it though, i think it went over 2000

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:26 PM (LTV1z)

436 >>>I missed most of that, caught the end. Treacher seems a mite high-strung and full of himself. He blocked me on twitter for no real reason.

I've never seen a Treacher post without some kind of hypersensitive crap. He totally lost it at someone over Hot Air for preferring to read physical books over ebooks (????)

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:26 PM (csi6Y)

437 sum up - you know all that shit that you keep trying to get the 'ettes to do on the ONT? Um. Yeah. That kind of happened.

Ummmmm, do have a contribution?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:26 PM (EnhLH)

438 >>I would have offered you the whole thing if it was.

And given me the recipe.

That's what makes you a gentleman! :-)

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:26 PM (5H6zj)

439 Alright, I keep hearing about the fucking Memorial Day ONT. Someone wanna give us newer Rons the story?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:22 PM (GEICT)

PGIS was there and guilty as hell.

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 11:26 PM (OQpzc)

440 I'll sum up - you know all that shit that you keep trying to get the 'ettes to do on the ONT? Um. Yeah. That kind of happened. Then lauraw (I think) stepped in the next day and we all got scolded a really lot about not turning this place into an actual sex chat/porn site.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:24 PM (Gk3SS)

That is damn funny. That thing still up in the archives. And remind me to kick lauraw in the hump next time she's around.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:26 PM (GEICT)

441 Who the hell was that sock? I find you, I'm gonna give it to you.

Posted by: L, elle at March 20, 2013 11:27 PM (0PiQ4)

442 I've got to try harder. I didn't make the ban list.
Oh yeah, before I forget, dhimmitude.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 20, 2013 11:27 PM (yfeAd)

443 And remind me to kick lauraw in the hump next time she's around.

Have a care for your foot.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:27 PM (j3uk1)

444 ::::Then lauraw (I think) stepped in the next day and we all got scolded a really lot about not turning this place into an actual sex chat/porn site.

She failed.

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2013 11:27 PM (doBIb)

445 hi all

(Also, because I'm tired of being the fuckin' pinata.)
Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:29 PM (/COnL)
That's pi�ata, ya douchebag dhimmi

Posted by: chemjeff at March 20, 2013 11:27 PM (BBWjt)

446 yeah after the Memorial Day thread I never looked at ATM machines the same way again.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 20, 2013 11:27 PM (RZ8pf)

447 So, can we say the blog's opinion of Ace's sexuality is... evolving?

And by that I mean has he moved on from ewoks to higher primates?

Posted by: Voluble at March 20, 2013 11:28 PM (qYvEa)

448 Gaylord Focker's

When did he go from urkel to gaylord focker?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:28 PM (LTV1z)

449 oh yes, the infamous Memorial Day ONT
I think that was in 2009?

yeah I've never been able to look at an ATM in the same way again

Posted by: chemjeff at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (BBWjt)

450 Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 11:26 PM (lr3d7)

Okay. So it was the typical prosecutorial bluffing then.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (csi6Y)

451 I lurked most of that memorial day ont, after the fact. It didn't seem that bad to me, but I have a filthy mind, so talking about the proper technique for intermammary intercourse didn't seem all that over the line.

But, ace's house, ace's rules. End of discussion.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (jIaZt)

452 PGiS lol

Posted by: chemjeff at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (BBWjt)

453 Ok, so Barry goes to Jersualem in the Beast.

Nope. Nothing weird about that.

Fomenting a lingering war in Syria...you know, not far from Meggido.

Still no explanation for that thing with his head.

And that Prophecy of Maclachi think that is probably a hoax says the current pope is going to be the last one...

I'M FREAKING OUT MAN

Posted by: 18-1 Freaking Out at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (zPVBH)

454 FYI the yahoo group has links to some of the more infamous threads.
Just don't try to comment on them or you'll trigger pixy's auto-banning mechanism.

Posted by: M�tenloch at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (pAlYe)

455 446 yeah after the Memorial Day thread I never looked at ATM machines the same way again.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 20, 2013 11:27 PM (RZ8pf)

There are machines that do ass to mou.....*cough*

Never mind. Don't want to know.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (GEICT)

456
Ummmmm, do have a contribution?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:26 PM (EnhLH)

No. No, I do not. I'm a Good Girl I am.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (Gk3SS)

457 typical - meant normal

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (csi6Y)

458 ATM means Asynchronous Transfer Mode... doesn't it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (tkWnt)

459
And by that I mean has he moved on from ewoks to higher primates?

He lives in man's country. Where women are women, and table legs are scared.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (j3uk1)

460 You know, ladies, the first day of Spring is a great time to adjust the light meters on your webcams...

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (0XZ+D)

461 Here's what I don't get about Aaron Schwartz: dude was handsome, amiright? Tell me he wasn't getting laid at least 3 times a day. Anyway, good for Moe Lane puncturing the hagiography.

Posted by: gp at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (mk9aG)

462 Tami talking about rusty trombones blew me away. Memorial day was just concentrated revelations.

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 11:30 PM (OQpzc)

463 It was just over 6 years ago that Ace drew a line in the sand and laid down the Eight Rules of AoSHQ upon his tablets:
.
.
.
.
.
And now y'all know why AoSHQ is so widely respected as a conservative blog.

Posted by: Obamoa at March 20, 2013 11:30 PM (JtyGg)

464 458
ATM means Asynchronous Transfer Mode... doesn't it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (tkWnt)
well, you're definitely transferring something asynchronously, that is for sure

Posted by: chemjeff at March 20, 2013 11:31 PM (BBWjt)

465 BBD, blame Sean and I forget who else. One day Gaylord and Focker were used in the same thread. Thenceforth I have used that to describe the Twerp.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:31 PM (tkWnt)

466 Also, where the hell do these attractive and nerdy girls collect outside of SF conventions.

Posted by: 18-1 Freaking Out at March 20, 2013 11:31 PM (zPVBH)

467 :::No shit. Basically cost us an Ette. And EoJ, fuck him. What's he going to do? Annoy my in the comments of someone else's blog? Act like an asshole and it doesn't just go away.::::

I totally agree with you. However, this isn't my blog and it's not as simple as him just being a dick to everyone. I would imagine that Ace is concerned about maintaining friendly relations with the DC to help get more exposure for his blog, so I am not going out of my way to antagonize him and bring those concerns into the equation.

Had this happened in my own comments section, I would have whittled him down to a fucking nub. I was trying to apologize, that didn't work, then I tried to calm him down, that also didn't work, then I tried to keep him minimally engaged on dead threads to at least keep him from harassing the other commenters, and that didn't work either.

Fucking retarded.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:31 PM (JDIKC)

468 No. No, I do not. I'm a Good Girl I am.

Uh huh. Right. Ok then.

You guys buyin this?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:31 PM (EnhLH)

469
jimi ray was decently smart, but he disturbed me. I haven't seen a more concentrated bundle of hate, viciousness, and egomania before or since.Remember that ONT a few months ago where he completely blew his stack over some guy challenging his guitar skills, and insisted he was the best bluegrass player ever or something? That was crazy. I don't know why he kept coming back.
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 10:44 PM (csi6Y)
As I recall it wasn't even that harsh - they just said they didn't know enough about that music genre to tell how good he was. And for whatever reason that completely set him off and he flounced.

Posted by: M�tenloch at March 20, 2013 10:49 PM

He got mixed reviews from people. He wasn't bad, pretty decent, actually. Better than me, but the point was I'm shit, so what does that mean? The shit really got real when I suggested that the reason nobody wanted to play with him wasn't because he was better than jimi hendrix and a babe magnet, but beacuse he was an asshole. I didn't mind jimmi, he was funny sometimes. But, he didn't have an indoors voice. I shouldn't have goaded him and I wasn't serious at first, just being a smartass. But, he got his jimmies rustled and unleashed the shit typhoon. So, I told him what I thought. My bad. Sorry.

Posted by: otho at March 20, 2013 11:31 PM (yBF/9)

470 PGIS was there and guilty as hell.

She never did tell us what she replaced mr purple with.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:31 PM (LTV1z)

471 >the conservative news junkie half of my family qualified their praise of the movie by saying it didn't match up with the Navy Seals account of how it went down.

I couldn't comment on the point-by-point authenticity of the raid as depicted in the movie. But it's entertaining as hell. None of those jerky 4-second cuts like the Bourne films. And the raid sequence itself is very well done. No music, no slo-mo, just the action speaking for itself.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:31 PM (8sCoq)

472 No. No, I do not. I'm a Good Girl I am.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (Gk3SS)

*laughing*

Oh, I saw a pic the other day that I think you'd like. Lemme see if I can find it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:31 PM (GEICT)

473 You know, ladies, the first day of Spring is a great time to adjust the light meters on your webcams...

You should make sure the little red light is on, otherwise your camera may be broken.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:31 PM (j3uk1)

474 TCM saves itself. Coming on next is 'Forbidden Planet.' Yay!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:32 PM (tkWnt)

475 We came for the military...and stayed for the boobehs.

Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 20, 2013 11:32 PM (vbh31)

476 so fucking done with using this program, look at it the wrong way and it breaks.

Posted by: The Dude at March 20, 2013 11:32 PM (vJdyz)

477 No. No, I do not. I'm a Good Girl I am.
***
Good good or baddddddd good?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 11:32 PM (zPVBH)

478 http://minx.cc/?post=287683

Here's the ONT, just found it

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 20, 2013 11:32 PM (FsUAO)

479 student of mine a while ago was lost O - 3 gig on a nuke-leer sub because he couldn't keep his weight down. This was like 12 years ago, so I think maybe- just-maybe the Navy is already On This.

but with religious-govt fanatics, you need to whip the acolytes into periodic frenzies...

Posted by: even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea at March 20, 2013 11:32 PM (Dll6b)

480 BBD, blame Sean and I forget who else. One day Gaylord and Focker were used in the same thread. Thenceforth I have used that to describe the Twerp.

I think I had mentioned that CPAC was at the Gaylord National....and Anna was off to the races.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:33 PM (EnhLH)

481 18-1, try www.animecons.com

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:33 PM (tkWnt)

482 I'll sum up - you know all that shit that you keep trying to get the 'ettes to do on the ONT? Um. Yeah. That kind of happened. Then lauraw (I think) stepped in the next day and we all got scolded a really lot about not turning this place into an actual sex chat/porn site.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:24 PM

It was all that and so much more

dogs and cats living together, etc.

Posted by: AltonJackson misses Machines For Sale at March 20, 2013 11:33 PM (JMmQ9)

483 "I'm sorry, but two things that infuriate me are the First "Lady" forcing kids to go hungry in schools and now forcing the military to go hungry. "

There were some good criticisms of her ridiculous school lunch program interference from coaches. They lowered the calories of the school lunches without taking into account high school athletes who are very active and have much higher calorie needs. Classic example of why gubmint people need to butt out of peoples' business.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2013 11:33 PM (ERh5p)

484 468 No. No, I do not. I'm a Good Girl I am.

Uh huh. Right. Ok then.

You guys buyin this?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:31 PM (EnhLH)

I'm buying the next three rounds, that's for sure. Then we'll see who's good, and who's naughty naughty naughty

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 11:33 PM (jIaZt)

485 kay. So it was the typical prosecutorial bluffing then.
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (csi6Y)

If it'd been a one-time thing, I think probation and community service would have been appropriate. But if you read the account, he went back to MIT again and again even after being warned and still circumvented multiple attempts to block him.

It was only after a lot of MIT's wasted time and 24/7 surveillance that they finally caught and stopped him. So he deserved some jailtime for being a persistent mofo who couldn't take a hint.

Posted by: M�tenloch at March 20, 2013 11:34 PM (pAlYe)

486 417
383 The best meltdown I've seen here was when EoJ cracked a joke as only he can and it sent Treacher off the deep end.

-----

I missed most of that, caught the end. Treacher seems a mite
high-strung and full of himself. He blocked me on twitter for no real
reason.

Posted by: Y-not at March 20, 2013 11:23 PM (5H6zj)

Treacher -- a pseudonym -- lived in the sticks and got offered a dream job at the Daily Caller in Washington DC. While there, he promptly got run over by a black limousine that ran a light, was permanently crippled, and hasn't gotten a straight answer since. He has every reason to be high-strung.....but not to take it out on the Horde.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 11:34 PM (kaalw)

487 Oh, holy shit.

Reading through this thread, the thought I have is "I haven't spent nearly enough time on AoSHQ."

Another thought is that I don't drink enough, often enough, to fully participate in the ONT.

That just ain't right, neither of 'em.

Posted by: filbert at March 20, 2013 11:34 PM (NaNKB)

488 DC hosting a retirement party outside the Beltway of DC?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:34 PM (tkWnt)

489 PGIS!!!!! Wow, how you been?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:34 PM (LTV1z)

490 Bannings eh? I shut this mother down once. An alternate wordpress site had to be used for about 12 hours.

Posted by: Whatev at March 20, 2013 11:35 PM (A7Wh1)

491 429
Alright, I keep hearing about the fucking Memorial Day ONT.

Visualize in your mind your favorite movie about women in prison.

Posted by: The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 20, 2013 11:25 PM (vbh31)

--I thought it was about something "pendulous."

Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2013 11:35 PM (+iA5G)

492 >>>I shouldn't have goaded him and I wasn't serious at first, just being a smartass. But, he got his jimmies rustled and unleashed the shit typhoon. So, I told him what I thought. My bad. Sorry.

I don't think you have anything to apologize for, lol. jimi was a distillation of the worst qualities of everyone I have met in the science profession.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:35 PM (csi6Y)

493 Well, I'm pretty new around here posting-wise, so I guess it's time to pop my cherry with the traditional Ace-bashing:

1. It is still ok to call him "bi," if I understood the rules correctly. Or cared.
2. "Just because you let some guy pleasure you, it doesn't mean you're gay."
- Ace
3. Aren't all the fags claiming that god made them gay, and there's no cure? Once gay always gay or some crap like that?

Sorry, Ace. There's no hope.

4. Fags are really into "banning."

Posted by: paintyourjackwagon at March 20, 2013 11:35 PM (W7Y0R)

494 Maet, from that description it sounds like Aaron was another Kevin Mitnick. Had one trick and kept using it until caught.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:36 PM (tkWnt)

495
Treacher -- a pseudonym -- lived in the sticks and got offered a
dream job at the Daily Caller in Washington DC. While there, he promptly
got run over by a black limousine that ran a light, was permanently
crippled, and hasn't gotten a straight answer since
***
That still bother's me. One of the right's most up and coming bloggers gets hit by an Obamatron...by accident....totally...and then nothing.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 11:36 PM (zPVBH)

496 Time for the old folk. Y'all are fun to read.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 20, 2013 11:36 PM (SAMxH)

497

Okay. So it was the typical prosecutorial bluffing then

Yup. And Swartz wasn't some poor black kid from the ghetto with no resources. He had lawyers and supporters and was apparently a fan of the law himself.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 11:37 PM (lr3d7)

498 Here ya go AtC....and Rons.

http://t.co/MDUt4KPeSz

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:37 PM (GEICT)

499 No. No, I do not. I'm a Good Girl I am.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:29 PM (Gk3SS)

You can go the hell as quick for lying as stealing, you know.

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 11:37 PM (OQpzc)

500
I had fun the night jray came out as the greatest guitar player- evah!
Almost as much fun as the original 'Punch Up!' Thread. That was the premiere of someguy.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 11:37 PM (Y2eS9)

501 >>>While there, he promptly got run over by a black limousine that ran a light, was permanently crippled, and hasn't gotten a straight answer since.

I thought it was some govt goon's SUV

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:37 PM (csi6Y)

502 "Just because you let some guy pleasure you, it doesn't mean you're gay."
___
Yep. And you do have to return the favor - like my momma always taught me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 20, 2013 11:38 PM (zPVBH)

503 jimi was a distillation of the worst qualities of everyone I have met in the science profession.

oh no shit. i never want to hear from anyone else "BUT I'VE GOT A FUCKING PH.D. SO THEREFORE LISTEN TO ME, BITCHEZ" - that just gives all of us a bad name

Posted by: chemjeff at March 20, 2013 11:38 PM (BBWjt)

504 Oh kami, this is too bright and too pink...

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3235648/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:38 PM (tkWnt)

505 Air raid sirens go off in North Korea a few minutes ago, per nutty radio host.

Posted by: Baldy at March 20, 2013 11:38 PM (opS9C)

506
Uh huh. Right. Ok then.

You guys buyin this?

I'm imagining her saying it while wearing a schoolgirl outfit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 11:38 PM (lr3d7)

507 sort of a nostalgic ONT tonight

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:38 PM (8sCoq)

508 >>>I totally agree with you. However, this isn't my blog and it's not as
simple as him just being a dick to everyone. I would imagine that Ace is
concerned about maintaining friendly relations with the DC to help get
more exposure for his blog, so I am not going out of my way to
antagonize him and bring those concerns into the equation.

Had this happened in my own comments section, I would have whittled
him down to a fucking nub. I was trying to apologize, that didn't work,
then I tried to calm him down, that also didn't work, then I tried to
keep him minimally engaged on dead threads to at least keep him from
harassing the other commenters, and that didn't work either.

How did that whole fiasco "basically cost an 'Ette," though? Did he drive a female poster off in tears or something?

Also, do you happen to have a link to that thread? The original one where he first flipped his shit at you? Would love to re-read that again.

I mean, I *get* why he would be touchy. He got fucked over in a major way. You may recall I pointed this all out to him when I was trying to calm him down and point out that you weren't trying to be a dick. (I was almost comical in my doggedness.) But he was simply unwilling to understand where you were coming from, in a way that I found impossible to relate to.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:39 PM (/COnL)

509 the Bl@zer meltdown is still the most epic

Posted by: The Dude at March 20, 2013 11:39 PM (vJdyz)

510 Here ya go AtC....and Rons.

http://t.co/MDUt4KPeSz

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:37 PM (GEICT)

Ohhhh v v nice.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:39 PM (Gk3SS)

511 488 DC hosting a retirement party outside the Beltway of DC?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:34 PM (tkWnt)

Goddamn right! But instead of retirement party, let's call it a "DC better find a new job before the bank takes the house and Cougar meets a pro athlete" party.

Either way, sounds like fun.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 11:39 PM (jIaZt)

512 That was the premiere of someguy.

ah, scumguy. was that the night we all broke out with fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:39 PM (LTV1z)

513 281
:::My freakin' ISP had to do a major reset so I lost AZGON.::::

So that's you? Thought it was kbdabear.

I always knew you were a big pussy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:02 PM

Wait till I invent a hash that says "I can swing a bigger dick than you"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2013 11:39 PM (mCvL4)

514 498 Here ya go AtC....and Rons.

That sofa has GOT. TO. GO.

Oh, and....nice boots.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:39 PM (EnhLH)

515 They're fucking with the troops food? Here trooper, hump this 50+ pound ruck for a couple of miles. Don't worry, that egg white and arugula omelet will give you the energy.

Evenin' all. Can the statist fucks leave us alone for 1 day? Let's make it a national holiday.

Posted by: RWC at March 20, 2013 11:39 PM (sqp6o)

516 Yes, when was the thread when everyone decided to make their nicks blink and scroll? It was pandelerium.

Posted by: no good deed at March 20, 2013 11:39 PM (oB7O2)

517 jones again,

a huge complaint I heard was that OBL was never shown fully, meaning no head shot. I hated the Bourne movies too bc of Matt Damon being a PoS retarded leftist.

Hey, did you see the latest Bourne movie with the guy from Hurt Locker playing Bourne?

Posted by: L, elle at March 20, 2013 11:39 PM (0PiQ4)

518 So you saying jimi really was Dr. Amy Fisher?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:40 PM (tkWnt)

519 oh, the the best O-club ever was at Wheelus Air Force Base

long time ago...

Posted by: even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea at March 20, 2013 11:40 PM (Dll6b)

520 471
>the conservative news junkie half of my family qualified their
praise of the movie by saying it didn't match up with the Navy Seals
account of how it went down.

I couldn't comment on the point-by-point authenticity of the raid as
depicted in the movie. But it's entertaining as hell. None of those
jerky 4-second cuts like the Bourne films. And the raid sequence itself is very well done. No music, no slo-mo, just the action speaking for itself.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:31 PM (8sCoq)

--Seriously, if the main criticisms are that the main figure is a chick, and that the climactic scene did not go down exactly as at most 5,000 people know it did, what's the fucking beef? It was great cinema, and as we know all the right people were pissed off at the final product.

Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2013 11:40 PM (+iA5G)

521 "The United States is advised not to forget that our
precision target tools have within their range the Anderson Air
Force base on Guam where the B-52 takes off, as well as the
Japanese mainland where nuclear powered submarines are deployed and
the navy bases on Okinawa," the North Korean command spokesman
was quoted as saying by KCNA news agency.

Posted by: Baldy at March 20, 2013 11:40 PM (opS9C)

522 Yes, when was the thread when everyone decided to make their nicks blink and scroll? It was pandelerium.

Posted by: no good deed at March 20, 2013 11:39 PM (oB7O2)

that's not old though, hell, even the bl@zer meltdown isn't really that old either

Posted by: The Dude at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (vJdyz)

523 >>>I had fun the night jray came out as the greatest guitar player- evah!
Almost as much fun as the original 'Punch Up!' Thread. That was the premiere of someguy.

"Premiere?" Whatchoo talkin' bout, Willis? That was the apotheosis of someguy. He'd been around LONG before that -- that was the moment where he burst into glorious flames.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (/COnL)

524 Goddamn right! But instead of retirement party, let's call it a "DC better find a new job before the bank takes the house and Cougar meets a pro athlete" party.

Speaking of which, BC, you got a firm date for this shindig yet??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (EnhLH)

525 Holy cow that thread was dirty.

I'm scanning through it now.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (FsUAO)

526 509
the Bl@zer meltdown is still the most epic

Posted by: The Dude at March 20, 2013 11:39 PM (vJdyz)

oh yeah, that one was quite the meltdown.
It doesn't get much better than daring people to come to your house so that you can shoot them

Posted by: chemjeff at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (BBWjt)

527 501
>>>While there, he promptly got run over by a black limousine
that ran a light, was permanently crippled, and hasn't gotten a straight
answer since.

I thought it was some govt goon's SUV

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:37 PM (csi6Y)

Tomayto, tomahto.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (kaalw)

528 >>>oh no shit. i never want to hear from anyone else "BUT I'VE GOT A FUCKING PH.D. SO THEREFORE LISTEN TO ME, BITCHEZ" - that just gives all of us a bad name

hahaha tell me about it. "I've contributed to world-changing physics research!!!"

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (csi6Y)

529 Re: Memorial Day ONT

A lot of ettes are breathing easy because all those tinyurls no longer work.

Posted by: EC at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (doBIb)

530 "The Pentagon today announced 13 pilot sites for its Healthy Base Initiative."

This is bullsh*t, man. I do my best work hopped up on Jolt, chips, and candy bars while laying back on the couch in the pilot's lounge. My work is even recognized as field medal worthy. Those pud pullers are harshing my mellow something fierce.

Posted by: USAF Unmanned Aerial System Drone of Drones at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (eHIJJ)

531 I think the hardest I ever laughed while reading this blog was the night we live-blogged Rudi Giuliani's 2008 RNC convention speech

some of the most inspired commentary I've ever read

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (8sCoq)

532 494 Maet, from that description it sounds like Aaron was another Kevin Mitnick. Had one trick and kept using it until caught.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:36 PM (tkWnt)

Yeah but I think Mitnick was much more aware and manipulative. He hacked for fun as well as personal gain and revenge

Schwartz seemed more like a naive kid who had never really been told No and was convinced his cleverness could protect him until he ended up getting in over his head.

Posted by: M�tenloch at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (pAlYe)

533 Wait till I invent a hash that says "I can swing a bigger dick than you"

I believe that would be DILd0.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (j3uk1)

534

If it'd been a one-time thing, I think probation and community service would have been appropriate. But if you read the account, he went back to MIT again and again even after being warned and still circumvented multiple attempts to block him.

It was only after a lot of MIT's wasted time and 24/7 surveillance that they finally caught and stopped him. So he deserved some jailtime for being a persistent mofo who couldn't take a hint.

The other thing is that he wasn't just some kid trying to swap a couple of music files. He was deliberately trying to remove the legal rights of a company unilaterally. He decided that he knew better than anyone else how the world should be run and was going to undermine the law.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (lr3d7)

535 If you like Cronenberg, watch Cosmopolis, now available on Netflix streaming, and then you won't like Cronenberg anymore. Bad movie. Ridiculous contrived dialogue delivered by actors too stupid to know what the lines are supposed to mean. Characters who do things opposite of their motivation.

Posted by: gp at March 20, 2013 11:42 PM (mk9aG)

536 The Health Nannies won't stop until the only way left to enjoy life is to tie a Health Nanny to a stake and shove carrot sticks up his or her squeakhole until he, she, or it bursts

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2013 11:42 PM (mCvL4)

537 The fact that the worker wouldn't identify herself and never returned with a search warrant is telling.
.
.
.
.
Umm, telling that s/he/it was impersonating a government official?

To include convincing four police officers the act was under official auspices, to include the implicit threat to take custody of children (kidnap).

Bamboozling local cops into assisting into kidnapping is a rather serious offense. One that may merit the accused into demanding protective custody and exert one's right to face accusers in trial.

Posted by: Obamoa at March 20, 2013 11:42 PM (JtyGg)

538 Bedtime. A little light reading for you kiddies, from the days when men were men:

"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I�ve ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long ago�"

Guess the title, and you get, well, nothing. You don't deserve it for reading pulp.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 20, 2013 11:42 PM (aDwsi)

539 That couch and its pattern, I would expect to see such at a Cracker Barrel...

Rest is just fine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:42 PM (tkWnt)

540 Why is there no apparent way to display the newest comments first here, like on all the blogs that DIDN'T win first place?

Gay conspiracy. That's why.

Posted by: paintyourjackwagon at March 20, 2013 11:42 PM (W7Y0R)

541 Holy cow that thread was dirty.

I'm scanning through it now.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (FsUAO)

I would like it duly noted that I had absolutely not one damn thing to do with it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:42 PM (Gk3SS)

542 It's not about morality, it's about reality. Most Americans really have no choice. Since the government has become so large, it's almost impossible to live an entire life without collecting some form of government assistance. The reality has been forced upon you by a short-sighted and ignorant electorate. (.) You can decide to take advantage of it or be taken advantage of.

Well, now we know the source of what Moo Moo has been copying and pasting from

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2013 11:43 PM (mCvL4)

543 Also, do you happen to have a link to that thread? The original one where he first flipped his shit at you? Would love to re-read that again.:::

I don't even remember what the original topic was about. And yes, I do remember you trying to smooth him out, but didn't want to acknowledge it at the time and have him spray his Liquid Crazy all over you, as he was in Full Persecution Mode.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:44 PM (JDIKC)

544 oh no shit. i never want to hear from anyone else
"BUT I'VE GOT A FUCKING PH.D. SO THEREFORE LISTEN TO ME, BITCHEZ" - that
just gives all of us a bad name

Posted by: chemjeff at March 20, 2013 11:38 PM (BBWjt)

--Amem, chemjeff.
I prefer to just go by the (light) weight of my comments, rather than make pretensions based on a piece of paper.

Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2013 11:44 PM (+iA5G)

545 Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 11:39 PM (jIaZt)

Did you get let go?

Posted by: RWC at March 20, 2013 11:44 PM (sqp6o)

546 >It was great cinema, and as we know all the right people were pissed off at the final product.

yes... and thankfully the director relegated TFG to about 5 seconds on a TV over some character's shoulder, in the back of the shot

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:44 PM (8sCoq)

547 540
Why is there no apparent way to display the newest comments first here, like on all the blogs that DIDN'T win first place?

Gay conspiracy. That's why.

Posted by: paintyourjackwagon at March 20, 2013 11:42 PM (W7Y0R)
nah - that is because pixy's hamsters are still stuck in 1998

Posted by: chemjeff at March 20, 2013 11:44 PM (BBWjt)

548 spray his Liquid Crazy all over you

Gardasil?

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:45 PM (j3uk1)

549 >>>518 So you saying jimi really was Dr. Amy Fisher?

Dr Amy Bishop, and yes, I think jimi was just one wrongfully occupied IHOP seat away...

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:45 PM (csi6Y)

550 >I would like it duly noted that I had absolutely not one damn thing to do with it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:42 PM (Gk3SS)

I was on That Thread in the early going, but judging by my last comment's time stamp, had to go to work

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:45 PM (8sCoq)

551 yes... and thankfully the director relegated TFG to about 5 seconds on a
TV over some character's shoulder, in the back of the shot
___
Did I mention recently I killed Obama? Went all, gangster style on him with Joe's shotgun in one hand and Michelle's cattle prod in the other.

Should seen that guy cry like a State Senator from Illinois before I gave him the Corp deGrasse.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 20, 2013 11:46 PM (zPVBH)

552 Pre-banning Stage at AoSHQ: No Internationally Recognized Blog Awards

Post-banning Stage at AoSHQ: One Internationally Recognized Blog Award

So going all Little Green Goofball has finally paid off.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 20, 2013 11:46 PM (eHIJJ)

553 533
Wait till I invent a hash that says "I can swing a bigger dick than you"

I believe that would be DILd0.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM

bgd1k

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2013 11:46 PM (mCvL4)

554 been awhile since there has been a flame war thread

Posted by: The Dude at March 20, 2013 11:46 PM (vJdyz)

555
That was the apotheosis of someguy.

I don't ever recall reading something he'd posted before that night...I just assumed he was coming out of the gate strong.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 11:46 PM (Y2eS9)

556 So has everyone seen ZDT or am I giving away spoilers?

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:47 PM (8sCoq)

557 So going all Little Green Goofball has finally paid off.
***
Pictures of Ace's new seatless bicycle coming up next?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 11:47 PM (zPVBH)

558 I am so not looking at that comment thread. Though it might be inspiration for that story concept MWR and I came up with earlier today.

"The Scintillating Nymphs of Asse."

I will not look.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:47 PM (tkWnt)

559 :::So has everyone seen ZDT or am I giving away spoilers?
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:47 PM (8sCoq) ::::

Bin Laden dies?!!!

Thanks for ruining it, dick.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:48 PM (JDIKC)

560 bgd1k

pEn1s

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 20, 2013 11:48 PM (j3uk1)

561 >>>If you like Cronenberg, watch Cosmopolis, now available on Netflix
streaming, and then you won't like Cronenberg anymore. Bad movie.
Ridiculous contrived dialogue delivered by actors too stupid to know
what the lines are supposed to mean. Characters who do things opposite
of their motivation.

But then go watch Videodrome again and be reminded that there's a reason you thought David Cronenberg was a weird fucked-up genius in the first place.

Besides, it's not like Cosmopolis is his first major misfire anyway. Remember Crash? (Not the Oscar-winning piece of shit, the ultra-screwed-up picture about people who are sexually obsessed with car-crashes.)

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:48 PM (/COnL)

562 I would like it duly noted that I had absolutely not one damn thing to do with it.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:42 PM (Gk3SS)

Noted, my Queen. Would you care to don the Royal Stompy Boots?

*genuflects*

*proffers Royal Stompy Boots on silk pillow*

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 11:48 PM (jIaZt)

563 Pictures of Ace's new seatless bicycle coming up next?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 11:47 PM (zPVBH)

yes sir, I would buy that calendar

Posted by: The Dude at March 20, 2013 11:48 PM (vJdyz)

564 'night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 20, 2013 11:48 PM (xHZDb)

565 530
"The Pentagon today announced 13 pilot sites for its Healthy Base Initiative."

This
is bullsh*t, man. I do my best work hopped up on Jolt, chips, and candy
bars while laying back on the couch in the pilot's lounge. My work is
even recognized as field medal worthy. Those pud pullers are harshing my
mellow something fierce.

Posted by: USAF Unmanned Aerial System Drone of Drones at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (eHIJJ)

Find out where this pud-puller lives and drone his SUV at 3 am. The next morning, phone him up at work and ask him if he's got any other suggestions.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 11:49 PM (kaalw)

566 Bin Laden dies?!!!
***
So...I guess Bush wasn't hiding him in Gitmo until the election?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2013 11:49 PM (zPVBH)

567 556 So has everyone seen ZDT or am I giving away spoilers?

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:47 PM (8sCoq)

That the one where Osama ended up with his head in a box therefore completing his mission?

Posted by: RWC at March 20, 2013 11:49 PM (sqp6o)

568 *genuflects*

*proffers Royal Stompy Boots on silk pillow*

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 11:48 PM (jIaZt)

Thank you. Lemon bar?

And with that I must to bed. Don't all go getting banned now!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 20, 2013 11:49 PM (Gk3SS)

569 Yeah, Ace, you shouldn't be going after Keith Olbermann all the time. That is just punching down. You should instead be more like Obama. He is kinda like Captain America, always looking after the downtrodden and little guy. And why can't you CONNNNNNSSS just LOVE EVERYONE???? Man I really got the munchies.

Posted by: mixing the trolls at March 20, 2013 11:49 PM (BBWjt)

570 good night Alexthechick!!

Posted by: chemjeff at March 20, 2013 11:50 PM (BBWjt)

571 Besides, it's not like Cosmopolis is his first major misfire anyway. Remember Crash? (Not the Oscar-winning piece of shit, the ultra-screwed-up picture about people who are sexually obsessed with car-crashes.)

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:48 PM (/COnL)

actually liked Crash, Deborah Kara Unger was so fucking hot in that flick

Posted by: The Dude at March 20, 2013 11:50 PM (vJdyz)

572 Posted by: mixing the trolls

uh oh, he crossed the streams

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:50 PM (LTV1z)

573 you guys are pissing me off!

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:50 PM (8sCoq)

574 Alrighty, it's time for me to turn in to bed. PGiS, it's nice to see you around. Everyone else, have a good evening!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 11:50 PM (lr3d7)

575 Catch you later AlextheChick. Sleep well whilst dreaming of emus in a box and Keith Olberdouche.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:50 PM (tkWnt)

576 EoJ, the next WickedPinto

Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2013 11:50 PM (R4WsQ)

577 Speaking of which, BC, you got a firm date for this shindig yet??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:41 PM (EnhLH)

Driving up on Thurs the 20th, flying back out on Mon the 24th.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:51 PM (GEICT)

578 She wasn't a commenter here, but every now and then I wonder how the Bowfucker lady is doing and if she's okay.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:51 PM (CJjw5)

579 I wouldn't want to be in a box with Keith Olbermann. That's just gross.

Posted by: emu at March 20, 2013 11:51 PM (BBWjt)

580 556
So has everyone seen ZDT or am I giving away spoilers?

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:47 PM (8sCoq)

--Oh shit, did I already let go that Osama Bin Laden gets killed?

Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2013 11:52 PM (+iA5G)

581 Empire of Jeff:

Found the thread: http://minx.cc/?blog=86post=332445

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:52 PM (/COnL)

582 So has everyone seen ZDT or am I giving away spoilers?
----
Bin Laden dies?!!!

Thanks for ruining it, dick.

No no. In the end bin Laden and Samantha meet face to face for the first time and kiss over a birthday cake with sixteen candles.

I thought it seemed contrived.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 20, 2013 11:53 PM (j3uk1)

583 No way, Jean. I'm a family man and fairly mentally stable.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 20, 2013 11:53 PM (CJjw5)

584 Bin Laden is dead?

Bin Laden is dead?

Chicago is out?

Chicago is out?

/oh, hell, I've started free-associating now

Posted by: filbert at March 20, 2013 11:53 PM (NaNKB)

585 I read on Taranto's piece today that the jocksniffing marxist dwarf Mike Lupica went apeshit over Congress punting on gun confiscation

I didn't think it was possible for a midget like Bloomberg to have a Mini-Me, but Mike Lupica proves that assumption wrong

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2013 11:53 PM (mCvL4)

586 >>>So has everyone seen ZDT or am I giving away spoilers?

Bruce Willis is actually dead

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:54 PM (csi6Y)

587 18-1: "Pictures of Ace's new seatless bicycle coming up next?"

I think the CPAC bylaws note that and pics of sand at a beach merit that the award be rescinded. It'd be a pretty ballsy move from Ace to do it and we know he's also gone homo. I don't see it happening.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 20, 2013 11:54 PM (eHIJJ)

588 'The Bible' is pretty good. I think this Jesus guy is going to survive. Too cool of a character not too.

Posted by: RWC at March 20, 2013 11:54 PM (sqp6o)

589 Catch you later AlextheChick. Sleep well whilst dreaming of emus in a box and Keith Olberdouche.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:50 PM (tkWnt)

And big hairy taratulas who bbq.

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 11:54 PM (OQpzc)

590 Y'know, speaking of retro-Ace.....where, exactly, was the first use of "morons"?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 20, 2013 11:54 PM (kaalw)

591 I would try to go back and explain what I meant by 'spoilers', but I know with you lot it would only make things worse

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:54 PM (8sCoq)

592 Night, AtC. Sleep well, for your faithful servants man the ramparts. Whilst eating lemon bars.

(I just like saying "whilst")

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 20, 2013 11:54 PM (jIaZt)

593 I thought it was Ted Danson on a motorcycle on an earlier thread that was dead...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:54 PM (tkWnt)

594 Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:52 PM (/COnL)

Er...is that the right link? lol

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 20, 2013 11:55 PM (csi6Y)

595
>>and fairly mentally stable.

You still podcasting?

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2013 11:55 PM (Y2eS9)

596 I wonder how the Bowfucker lady is doing and if she's okay.

I wonder how the lady who married the Eiffel Tower is holding up. That erection has lasted a lot longer than four hours.

Posted by: no good deed at March 20, 2013 11:55 PM (oB7O2)

597 585
I read on Taranto's piece today that the jocksniffing marxist dwarf Mike
Lupica went apeshit over Congress punting on gun confiscation

I didn't think it was possible for a midget like Bloomberg to have a Mini-Me, but Mike Lupica proves that assumption wrong

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2013 11:53 PM (mCvL4)

--Lupica is a despicable POS. He also wrote a whiney apologia for the city of Detroit a few years ago.

Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2013 11:55 PM (+iA5G)

598 Night Beautiful and Terrible Queen!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2013 11:55 PM (GEICT)

599 Sean, for context, that's June, right

Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2013 11:55 PM (R4WsQ)

600 Ook? You just got a 'raptor in a wooden crate.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:55 PM (tkWnt)

601 Ok, I'm out. Early day again tomorrow. Those tax dollars aren't going to flush themselves down a sewer on their own you know.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:56 PM (EnhLH)

602 100those criticisms of Blade Runner were pretty accurate

Harrison Ford's voiceover was laughably badPosted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2013 10:30 PM (J6kXj)Yeah. And there wasn't enough number 14. Especially Daryl Hannah's

Posted by: Minuteman at March 20, 2013 11:56 PM (TMyKv)

603 just give me the post-op tranny, JoanieOvenMitts

Posted by: The Dude at March 20, 2013 11:56 PM (vJdyz)

604 So has everyone seen ZDT or am I giving away spoilers?

It was all just a dream.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 20, 2013 11:56 PM (LTV1z)

605 >I thought it was Ted Danson on a motorcycle on an earlier thread that was dead...

He was, but he got better

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 20, 2013 11:56 PM (8sCoq)

606 599 Sean, for context, that's June, right
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2013 11:55 PM (R4WsQ)

Yea.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 20, 2013 11:57 PM (mODCM)

607 593
I thought it was Ted Danson on a motorcycle on an earlier thread that was dead...

Whew! For a moment there I was worried.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at March 20, 2013 11:57 PM (BBWjt)

608 Sean alas has to do the work of five days in four days. Sequestration.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:57 PM (tkWnt)

609 "You're lovely, doctor. The two end ones are unbelievable." Altaira, the hot wench played by Anne Francis on "Forbidden Planet."

Posted by: filbert at March 20, 2013 11:58 PM (NaNKB)

610 Ook? You just got a 'raptor in a wooden crate.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:55 PM (tkWnt)

No one can find my island lair.

Posted by: Ook? at March 20, 2013 11:58 PM (OQpzc)

611 So I'm supposed to be grading papers.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 20, 2013 11:59 PM (BBWjt)

612 Ode to Mary Katherine Ham:

Please, my sweet
When we at long last meet
May we be the tools
Who broke all Ace's rules
In the overnight thread
Together

Ace must be gay, otherwise he would be busy composing verse to MKH.

Posted by: paintyourjackwagon at March 20, 2013 11:59 PM (W7Y0R)

613 Alright, goodnight all. Gotta turn in for now.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 11:59 PM (/COnL)

614 Yee gads she about falls out of her corset here...
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3363702/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:59 PM (tkWnt)

615 BC, I'm not positive, but I've got a bad feeling I'm in CT for a wedding that weekend. Hope I'm wrong, but Cougar is Keeper of the Schedule around here.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 21, 2013 12:00 AM (jIaZt)

616 611
So I'm supposed to be grading papers.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 20, 2013 11:59 PM (BBWjt)

Use the staircase method and settle in on the ONT.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 21, 2013 12:01 AM (kaalw)

617 ***You still podcasting?***

I plan to. I gave up bourbon for Lent, so it fucks up my creative process, which is to get a couple of slugs in me while I snip mp3s of clips I want to use, while mentally composing the outline of how it's going to go.

By the time I'm laying down the bumper music in Audacity, I've usually got a pretty decent buzz on. Also, hockey season is winding up in two weeks, so that gives me more nights free. I also want to try my hand at doing some videos, but that's a bit farther away.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 21, 2013 12:01 AM (CJjw5)

618 Anna, you should hear them whine. You'd think the stress would have had them all breaking out in pimples. Sequester could ...., sequester might ..., how can we plan ...

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:01 AM (R4WsQ)

619 Spoiler alert on "The Bible"

Jesus is found guilty

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:01 AM (mCvL4)

620 >>>So has everyone seen ZDT or am I giving away spoilers?

>Bruce Willis is actually dead

Brian Dennehy kicked his ass, didn't he?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 21, 2013 12:01 AM (eHIJJ)

621
she about falls out of her corset here...

This is a good look for the ladies.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2013 12:02 AM (VI69J)

622
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:59 PM (tkWnt)

chubbs needs to suck it in, chick is fugly compared to Sarah Brightman even in one of the shittiest films I've ever seen

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:02 AM (vJdyz)

623 619 Spoiler alert on "The Bible"

Jesus is found guilty

Should have hired Robert Shapiro to plead insanity.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:03 AM (j3uk1)

624
I also want to try my hand at doing some videos

ATM stuff?

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2013 12:03 AM (VI69J)

625 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon - Mustard Hemorrhoid Cream

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:03 AM (mCvL4)

626 "All further spelling and factual corrections shall come discretely via a polite email, and there shall be no public mocking of my stupidity."

If you were to correct all my spelling and grammar errors you'd never have time to do anything else, ace, so won't be sending you polite notes about your errors-which I've not noticed actually.

You don't like cats?!! can I send you a rude note NOW?

If you're gay, you hide it really well. :^)

Funny post; Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2013 12:03 AM (g7q64)

627 <<<<<Spoiler alert on "The Bible"Jesus is found guilty>>>>>

I peeked at the end - the Devil did it.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 21, 2013 12:03 AM (CJjw5)

628 Mary Katherine Ham
My sweet little lamb
If ever you meet
My great big meat
We can laugh and coo
while we kill and dismember
Mr. moo mo.

Posted by: Ook? at March 21, 2013 12:03 AM (OQpzc)

629 logprof -- you here still? I need advice

Posted by: L, elle at March 21, 2013 12:04 AM (0PiQ4)

630
Spoiler alert on "The Bible"

Jesus is found guilty

http://www.penny-arcade.com/ comic/2005/12/05/

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 21, 2013 12:04 AM (lr3d7)

631 I gave up bourbon for Lent, so it fucks up my creative process

You could have given up clam juice instead.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:04 AM (j3uk1)

632 625 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon - Mustard Hemorrhoid Cream

They did that on Iron Chef once.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:05 AM (j3uk1)

633 Wow, harsh crowd tonight...

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3363445/

And yes Meredith Placko is way better as Catwoman than Anne What's her name.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:06 AM (tkWnt)

634 I also want to try my hand at doing some videos, but that's a bit farther away.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 21, 2013 12:01 AM

Video editing is easier when you try both your hands

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:06 AM (mCvL4)

635 Video editing is easier when you try both your hands

"Video editing."

Interesting euphemism.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:07 AM (j3uk1)

636 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon- Tabasco vaginal lube

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:09 AM (mCvL4)

637 http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3363445/

And yes Meredith Placko is way better as Catwoman than Anne What's her name.

Maybe, but is she into some backdoor action or horse play?

And DAMMIT DC!!! That's no good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 12:09 AM (GEICT)

638 Surprised Dick Wolf hasn't covered the Pontius Pilot and Porcius Festus sagas, law and Order - the old way.

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:10 AM (S4AQU)

639 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon - FUPA on an American Girl doll

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:11 AM (j3uk1)

640 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon Freddie Kruger, Gynecologist

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:11 AM (mCvL4)

641 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon - the stuff that's been growing in the back of your fridge for the past 6 months

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 12:12 AM (BBWjt)

642 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon - Capsaicin Impregnated Catheters

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2013 12:12 AM (VI69J)

643 638
Surprised Dick Wolf hasn't covered the Pontius Pilot and Porcius Festus sagas, law and Order - the old way.

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:10 AM

The Right Wing Christians did it

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:12 AM (mCvL4)

644 We will see. If that doesn't work, my buddy is moving to Tampa next month, and I might not be far behind. If I can't find a good job here, I'll take a shitty job in warm weather.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 21, 2013 12:12 AM (jIaZt)

645 BCochran, "Sorry Miss, I was giving myself an oil job."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:13 AM (tkWnt)

646 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon - Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:13 AM (j3uk1)

647 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon - the IRS

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:13 AM (S4AQU)

648 #FunnierThanFallon Dr. Kevorkian

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 12:13 AM (GEICT)

649 Mary Katherine Ham

My sweet little lamb

If ever you meet

My great big meat

We can laugh and coo

while we kill and dismember

Mr. moo mo.

Damn you, ook.

Posted by: Shakespeare at March 21, 2013 12:13 AM (ehEyA)

650 611
So I'm supposed to be grading papers.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 20, 2013 11:59 PM (BBWjt)

--That was me two nights ago (tests, not papers) and so shall be tomorrow night (ditto).

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 12:14 AM (+iA5G)

651 "Sorry Miss, I was giving myself an oil job."

Oh my. I signed on to the wrong ship.

Posted by: Lt. Hikaru Sulu at March 21, 2013 12:14 AM (j3uk1)

652 #FunnierThanFallon Kermit Gosnell's fetus jokes

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 21, 2013 12:14 AM (ehEyA)

653 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon - A Pediatric Burn Unit

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2013 12:14 AM (VI69J)

654 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon - serious you guys, tweet your comparisons on that hash

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:15 AM (mCvL4)

655 614
Yee gads she about falls out of her corset here...
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3363702/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:59 PM (tkWnt)

--Yawn. Thong cosplay or I'm gone.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 12:15 AM (+iA5G)

656 644 We will see. If that doesn't work, my buddy is moving to Tampa next month, and I might not be far behind. If I can't find a good job here, I'll take a shitty job in warm weather.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 21, 2013 12:12 AM (jIaZt)

That's about 4 hours from where I'm at.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 12:15 AM (GEICT)

657 650, you mean all professors don't have nubile, teaching assistant, slaves to do your bidding?

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:15 AM (S4AQU)

658
"The Pentagon today announced 13 pilot sites for its Healthy Base Initiative."

So, Michelle "Evita" Obama is frequently seen stuffing her face with hamburgers, fries, ice cream, pie, etc. Even though she is a poster child for fat butts, er, I mean healthy eating. When people complain, her office says those are 'special treats' and she doesn't mean everyone should have to eat pefectly at every meal.

Well, if that's true, why is she and her office trying to remove all our choices for an unhealthy treat once in a while?

Posted by: Lily at March 21, 2013 12:15 AM (igSv+)

659 If I can't find a good job here, I'll take a shitty job in warm weather.

Thought that would be tough with cougar's job?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 21, 2013 12:15 AM (LTV1z)

660 Alexthechick is a good girl. She studies bible verses religiously. Over and over again. In mpeg format.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 21, 2013 12:16 AM (7Sok9)

661 where does this Jimmy Fallon hate come from?

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:16 AM (8sCoq)

662 Also, hockey season is winding up in two weeks, so
that gives me more nights free.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 21, 2013 12:01 AM (CJjw5)

--So you root for a crappy team?
Damn, I support the Jets and my hopes are alive.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 12:16 AM (+iA5G)

663 now?

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:16 AM (8sCoq)

664 #FunnierThanFallon - Margaret Cho

Now I've done it. I went too far. Sorry, moron(ette)s.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 21, 2013 12:16 AM (eHIJJ)

665
Anna...are you into the cosplay scene yourself...?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2013 12:16 AM (zPVBH)

666 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon - skin grafts and shingles

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:16 AM (j3uk1)

667 KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:17 AM (8sCoq)

668 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon Ben Gay on your jockstrap

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:17 AM (mCvL4)

669 --Yawn. Thong cosplay or I'm gone.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 12:15 AM (+iA5G)

need more cons for Highschool DxD to populate the cosplay realm

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:17 AM (vJdyz)

670 Somebody put me on some knowledge here. Hubby just rented the first two seasons of Game of Thrones. Is this just Dallas set in a mythical "dark age" of some place not real, or is there some other significance?

Posted by: tcn at March 21, 2013 12:17 AM (VLG62)

671 fuck... missed it by >< that much

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:17 AM (8sCoq)

672 >>>Even though she is a poster child for fat butts, er, I mean healthy eating.

How dare you demean a member of the Maxim Hot 100

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 21, 2013 12:17 AM (csi6Y)

673 you mean all professors don't have nubile, teaching assistant, slaves to do your bidding?
***
Hey, I was a teaching assistant, and thank goodness we were only slave labor for academic endeavors....

Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2013 12:17 AM (zPVBH)

674 629
logprof -- you here still? I need advice

Posted by: L, elle at March 21, 2013 12:04 AM (0PiQ4)

--Go for it!(Been making late night snacks and drinks).

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 12:17 AM (+iA5G)

675 The Healthy Base Initiative, no Fritos, but you can continue lights-out forklift driving

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:18 AM (S4AQU)

676 664 #FunnierThanFallon - Margaret Cho

Sad but true.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:18 AM (j3uk1)

677 #FunnierThanFallon

Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 21, 2013 12:18 AM (ehEyA)

678 657
650, you mean all professors don't have nubile, teaching assistant, slaves to do your bidding?

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:15 AM (S4AQU)
they are occupied with... other tasks

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 12:18 AM (BBWjt)

679 #FunnierThanFallon

Joe Biden's self defense advice.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2013 12:19 AM (zPVBH)

680 Somebody put me on some knowledge here. Hubby just
rented the first two seasons of Game of Thrones. Is this just Dallas set
in a mythical "dark age" of some place not real, or is there some other
significance?

Posted by: tcn at March 21, 2013 12:17 AM (VLG62)

not so much Dallas but political drama in a fantasy setting with fucking

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:19 AM (vJdyz)

681 #FunnierThanFallon - Strep Throat

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 12:19 AM (xKC/c)

682 fallon is not such a funny guy or great comedian, he is more of a punchline.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2013 12:19 AM (Z9EHQ)

683 -Yawn. Thong cosplay or I'm gone.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 12:15 AM (+iA5G)

You ask....

http://tinyurl.com/9eeoxwc

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 12:19 AM (GEICT)

684 Is this just Dallas set in a mythical "dark age" of some place not real, or is there some other significance?

there's fighting and sex. lots and lots of sex. and many many boobehs.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 21, 2013 12:19 AM (LTV1z)

685 #FunnierThanJimmyFallon - chewing tinfoil while having silver fillings

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:20 AM (j3uk1)

686 Tcn, a bit edgier then Dallas

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:20 AM (S4AQU)

687 661
where does this Jimmy Fallon hate come from?

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:16 AM

The fact that a guy who's trade is supposed to be "comedian" is invited to funerals to give the eulogy to insure that people don't laugh during the funeral

He's an Obama sucking no talent douche who is only inoffensive because he's not funny. He's gotta be kissing every ass at NBC including the parking valet

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:20 AM (mCvL4)

688 #FunnierThanFallon

Candiru the urethra fish

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 21, 2013 12:20 AM (ehEyA)

689 #FunnierThanFallon - testicular cancer

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 12:20 AM (xKC/c)

690 Hey, I was a teaching assistant, and thank goodness we were only slave labor for academic endeavors....

true story, my Ph.D. advisor (who was Taiwanese) would ask his Chinese grad students, whom he often exploited, to do things like water his lawn and pick up his mail when he went away on trips... I was glad that I'm not Chinese

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 12:21 AM (BBWjt)

691 not so much Dallas but political drama in a fantasy setting with fucking

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:19 AM (vJdyz)

Well, there were a lot of boobs and a lot of doggie style, particularly the brother-sister incest thing, but otherwise I only saw one decent set of naked buns.
Otherwise, it was she said, he said, who killed the damned wolf and who saw who doing who.

Posted by: tcn at March 21, 2013 12:21 AM (VLG62)

692 The real life of Caterina S'Forza has more violence, back-stabbing, imprisonment, killing of peasants, and using family as hostages than Game of Thrones.

Don't really do the cosplay thing. Admire the ones who can really pull it off.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:21 AM (tkWnt)

693 657
650, you mean all professors don't have nubile, teaching assistant, slaves to do your bidding?

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:15 AM (S4AQU)

--Over here, only for multiple choice marking. :-)

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 12:21 AM (+iA5G)

694 Bebe, Cougar has been a SAHM for about a year now. And since Princess is not in school yet, we have a 3ish year window of real freedom.

And this state has made it clear that it hates me, so I'll just pack my shit and take my tax paying ass somewhere warm.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 21, 2013 12:21 AM (jIaZt)

695 Is Fallon the Scottish guy

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:21 AM (S4AQU)

696 Is Fallon the Scottish guy
Posted by: Jean

thats funny

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 21, 2013 12:22 AM (Z9EHQ)

697 689 #FunnierThanFallon - testicular cancer

Ha ha. But nevertheless the joke's on me.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at March 21, 2013 12:22 AM (j3uk1)

698 Rias Gremory = waifu

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:22 AM (vJdyz)

699 And this state has made it clear that it hates me, so I'll just pack my shit and take my tax paying ass somewhere warm.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 21, 2013 12:21 AM (jIaZt)

*cough* no income tax *cough*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 12:22 AM (GEICT)

700 DC, a couple more Pub votes in VA would be appreciated, what do you do?

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:23 AM (S4AQU)

701 You ask....

http://tinyurl.com/9eeoxwc

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 12:19 AM (GEICT)
--Now *that's* more like it!

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 12:23 AM (+iA5G)

702 *cough* no income tax *cough*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 12:22 AM (GEICT)

Well, you could move to AK where there's no income tax and they pay you every year just for breathing.

Posted by: tcn at March 21, 2013 12:24 AM (VLG62)

703 yeah, MO could use some reddening too, it's going to become an Ohio-like swing state soon enough

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 12:24 AM (BBWjt)

704 And BC, 4 hours is about my daily commute now, so I'll make a drive. Shit, I once drove from Nashville to tupelo for a single hand of blackjack.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 21, 2013 12:24 AM (jIaZt)

705 "81
Is heterosexually challenged ok?

Posted by: pajama momma at March 01, 2007 01:20 PM (Pzdiv)"

*sniffles*
*sobs**becomes an emotional fucking wreck*

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:24 AM (kld87)

706 Posted by: Lance Armstrong at March 21, 2013 12:22 AM (j3uk1)

Heh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 12:24 AM (xKC/c)

707 225Once again, can somebody please remind what it is "rezalb" (and we all know who we're talking about) did to get banned again? I need this important piece of AoSHQ Lore restored to me.
Posted by: Jeff B. at March 20, 2013 10:56 PM (/COnL)Jeff- They refer to one who's name above is reversed. I believe he started to habitually fall into a ligubrious state on ONTs and was making some awkward, overly familiar comments toward the commenters of the female persuasion. Such is the hazards of drunk-blogging.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 21, 2013 12:25 AM (TMyKv)

708 Wait, am I allowed to say the word "Fuck" here?

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:25 AM (kld87)

709 >He's an Obama sucking no talent douche who is only inoffensive because he's not funny.

c'mon man, that's a bit extreme

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:25 AM (8sCoq)

710 #FunnierThanFallon - The Ed Show

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:25 AM (mCvL4)

711 Wait, am I allowed to say the word "Fuck" here?

What? NO! Who the fuck told you that?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 12:26 AM (xKC/c)

712 A Valkyrie from Germany
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3362544/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:26 AM (tkWnt)

713 The only other objection I have to Game of Thrones is that everything looks like it smells bad. I mean, the Middle Ages probably smelled bad, too, but if this is fantasy, does it have to look like that?

Posted by: tcn at March 21, 2013 12:26 AM (VLG62)

714 This thread needs some Vangelis.

Posted by: nip at March 21, 2013 12:27 AM (lGVXf)

715 708
Wait, am I allowed to say the word "Fuck" here?

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:25 AM (kld87)
only if you mean it

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 12:27 AM (BBWjt)

716 " the Middle Ages probably smelled bad"

Probably?

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:27 AM (S4AQU)

717
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:26 AM (tkWnt)

give me some Queen's Blade cosplay

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:27 AM (vJdyz)

718 What? NO! Who the fuck told you that?

yannow, someone with your same name comments at the Union Tribune here in San Diego.........ain't you, is it?

wait, I think he's Basura Blanca.......my bad

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:28 AM (kld87)

719 A Chariots of Fire YouTube video and well things could get messy

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:28 AM (tkWnt)

720 #10ThingsYouHateToDo watch 10 Jimmy Fallon Capital One commercials #FunnierThanFallon

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:28 AM (mCvL4)

721 "only if you mean it"

gawd I miss you guys

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:28 AM (kld87)

722 I'll just pack my shit and take my tax paying ass somewhere warm.

If you can at least break even on the house, it sounds like a plan then.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 21, 2013 12:28 AM (LTV1z)

723 Like this The Dude?

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3326297/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:29 AM (tkWnt)

724 >A Valkyrie from Germany
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3362544/

needs a helmet

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:29 AM (8sCoq)

725 So today I found out the boy wonder has strep and not just some nasty virus that shoots his temp up above 102 for the last four days. That and the projectile vomiting is doing me in. I'm supposing that, now that he has sneezed on me, puked on me and wiped snot on me, that I shall also get strep, along with whatever virus is making him cough and puke.

Happy days are here again.

Posted by: tcn at March 21, 2013 12:29 AM (VLG62)

726 709
>He's an Obama sucking no talent douche who is only inoffensive because he's not funny.

c'mon man, that's a bit extreme

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:25 AM

OK, he's a no talent douch who is only inoffensive because he's not funny

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:29 AM (mCvL4)

727 where does this Jimmy Fallon hate come from?

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:16 AM

Besides being unfunny (SNL cast member so it's a given)

There is this- http://tinyurl.com/6rc2s4b

Fuxkin CinC is leading the country. Poverty, unemployment, foreign countries laugh at us. But the Reggie Love cockholster has abundant time to go on talk shows.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 12:29 AM (sqp6o)

728 and was making some awkward, overly familiar
comments toward the commenters of the female persuasion. Such is the
hazards of drunk-blogging.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 21, 2013 12:25 AM (TMyKv)

--Uh, well, that does not exactly narrow shit down, does it?

Posted by: Happily married logprof at March 21, 2013 12:30 AM (+iA5G)

729 yannow, someone with your same name comments at the Union Tribune here in San Diego.........ain't you, is it?

wait, I think he's Basura Blanca.......my bad

No, but it could be a cousin of some sort.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 12:30 AM (xKC/c)

730 Has officer Drebin blown up Altair 4 yet?

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:30 AM (j3uk1)

731 That and the projectile vomiting is doing me in

Aim and shoot. Kid should play Left4Dead

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:30 AM (kld87)

732
The test footage presented at last year's Comic-Con for Marvel's Ant-Man has finally gone up on the net.

Cameraphone quality, but very neat:

http://tinyurl.com/d6orxbm

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2013 12:30 AM (kdS6q)

733 Here ya go AP

http://tinyurl.com/d6z2hd2

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 12:31 AM (GEICT)

734 No, but it could be a cousin of some sort.

Do you guys both go by Senor? Cuz if that's the case, we might have an ancestry.com connection here.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:31 AM (kld87)

735
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:29 AM (tkWnt)

too much clothing, especially for Queen's Blade but it is a start

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:31 AM (vJdyz)

736 AK, no. I hate snow. And cold. And dark. So, no,

MO, been there, even went to a Rams game. No thanks.

VA, tempting, but I moved out of timonium, md, because of traffic, I am sure as hell not moving to NoVa. I'm there on Saturday, as a matter of fact, and I guarantee I'll find traffic at 0430 in VA.

It's Florida, Texas Tennessee or bust.

And jean. I work for a consulting firm. Does lots of hazmat work, mainly govt contracts. Short version, go in a building, find the hazmats, the protect the owner while the hazmats are being removed.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 21, 2013 12:31 AM (jIaZt)

737 Happy days are here again.

Posted by: tcn at March 21, 2013 12:29 AM (VLG62)
oh, I'm sorry to hear that

here is a kitteh for you
http://tinyurl.com/c37b77o

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 12:31 AM (BBWjt)

738 Aim and shoot. Kid should play Left4Dead

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:30 AM (kld87)

Well, the kid's got talent. What can I say?

Posted by: tcn at March 21, 2013 12:32 AM (VLG62)

739 I remember back in the day when Ace had italics that actually work.

Good times.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:32 AM (kld87)

740 Has officer Drebin blown up Altair 4 yet?

No, not yet. Dr. Morpheus is demonstrating his alien holo-incest-porn machine right now.

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:32 AM (NaNKB)

741 "Well, the kid's got talent. What can I say?"

I admire your pluckiness..........and the fact that you're still conscious.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:32 AM (kld87)

742 If you like Cronenberg, watch Cosmopolis, now available on Netflix streaming, and then you won't like Cronenberg anymore. Bad movie. Ridiculous contrived dialogue delivered by actors too stupid to know what the lines are supposed to mean. Characters who do things opposite of their motivation.

Posted by: gp at March 20, 2013 11:42 PM

Cronenberg is pretty hit and miss. When he's on, he's fucking great. He gets a nod as an inspired director and storyteller on the strength of "The Fly" alone. That movie has held up very, very strongly over the years and is much better than it's deserved good reputation. It's a masterpiece.

Posted by: otho at March 21, 2013 12:33 AM (yBF/9)

743 739 I remember back in the day when Ace had italics that actually work.

Not all Latin races are lazy.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:33 AM (j3uk1)

744 Do you guys both go by Senor? Cuz if that's the case, we might have an ancestry.com connection here.

Most of the family goes by "defendant".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 12:33 AM (xKC/c)

745 summamabitch.........how did you do those italics?

*looks at Grumpy Cat in awe.......and wonder even*

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:34 AM (kld87)

746 Dr. Morpheus is demonstrating his alien holo-incest-porn machine right now.

With his own daughter.

Perv.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:34 AM (j3uk1)

747 I once turned down a job in Tennessee, now I"m kinda wishing I hadn't

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 12:34 AM (BBWjt)

748 Most of the family goes by "defendant".

Well holy shit! You must be MY cousin, then.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:34 AM (kld87)

749 DA FUCK?

oh, and howdy

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 21, 2013 12:34 AM (zzeVM)

750 I'm there on Saturday, as a matter of fact, and I guarantee I'll find traffic at 0430 in VA

Yep, been in traffic at two AM recently. Interesting, wish I could tell you the HAZMat shit I've done online.

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:34 AM (S4AQU)

751 As long as OJ Simpson does not show up on Altair 4 wearing a glove, we are good.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:34 AM (tkWnt)

752 709
>He's an Obama sucking no talent douche who is only inoffensive because he's not funny.

c'mon man, that's a bit extreme

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:25 AM

I'll tell you what's extreme. There are 40 people on this ONT thread who are funnier than Fallon, and none of them will get 25 million a year to bore people whose cable is shut off to tears

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:35 AM (mCvL4)

753 #FunnierThanFallon - head on collision

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 12:35 AM (xKC/c)

754 Geez The Dude, how scanty is scanty for you...

Wait do NOT answer that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:36 AM (tkWnt)

755 Alright, I shoulda been in bed two fucking hours ago. Damn yall for being entertaining.

G'night.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 12:36 AM (GEICT)

756 751 As long as OJ Simpson does not show up on Altair 4 wearing a glove, we are good.

He's just looking for Nicole's killer.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:36 AM (j3uk1)

757 747
I once turned down a job in Tennessee, now I"m kinda wishing I hadn't

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 12:34 AM

I once turned down a job in Reno, just to watch my bank account die

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:36 AM (mCvL4)

758 Yo hordesters. Vintage Ace gets the comments flowing I see, or is it because the first day of Spring? 'cause it's like mid-January where I'm at. Below zero tonight.... but the insects are tolerable

Posted by: zeera at March 21, 2013 12:36 AM (Lv9bM)

759 There are 40 people on this ONT thread who are funnier than Fallon

That's because, unlike Fallon, we have standards.

Mine is Captain Morgan.

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:36 AM (NaNKB)

760 Well holy shit! You must be MY cousin, then.

That may be. I won't embarrass you by telling everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 12:37 AM (xKC/c)

761 745
summamabitch.........how did you do those italics?

*looks at Grumpy Cat in awe.......and wonder even*

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:34 AM

Those who are tardy do not get italic cup

Posted by: SNL at March 21, 2013 12:37 AM (mCvL4)

762 "Man does not behold the face of Michelle and live."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:37 AM (tkWnt)

763 test
test
test

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:38 AM (kld87)

764 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:38 AM (kld87)

765 Geez The Dude, how scanty is scanty for you...

Wait do NOT answer that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:36 AM (tkWnt)
it's not NSFW unless the octopus is still alive

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:38 AM (vJdyz)

766 it's [ i ] and [ /i ] (no spaces)

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 12:38 AM (BBWjt)

767 VA, tempting, but I moved out of timonium, md, because of traffic, I am sure as hell not moving to NoVa. I'm there on Saturday, as a matter of fact, and I guarantee I'll find traffic at 0430 in VA

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 21, 2013 12:31 AM (jIaZt)

95 traffic sucks balls but if you're willing to grab slugs it's not that bad. Also, location location location. I wanted to eat lead when i was using 66. Now i use 95 HOV and the majority of the commute is getting out of that shithole.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 12:38 AM (sqp6o)

768
That's because, unlike Fallon, we have standards.

Mine is Captain Morgan.

Better than Dr. Scholl.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:39 AM (j3uk1)

769 763 test
test
test
Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:38 AM (kld87)

We've moved on from < and >'s to [ and ]'s now.

Posted by: M�tenloch at March 21, 2013 12:39 AM (pAlYe)

770 That so explains what happened to the Beast. Nurse Diesel was not there to fuel it up. And she left her violin back home along with the whiskey and cigars.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:39 AM (tkWnt)

771
chemjeff at March 20, 2013 11:59 PM
Grab a paper give it an A and another paper, give it a D. Use the rest to fill in the B, C spaces and keep on reading the ONT.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 21, 2013 12:39 AM (+9AX9)

772
#FunnierthanJImmyFallon - Geri from Facts of Life

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2013 12:39 AM (pSGmo)

773
Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:38 AM (kld87)

It's okay, I write the gaming thread and I still don't know what the fuck I'm doing either

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:39 AM (vJdyz)

774 "That may be. I won't embarrass you by telling everyone."

I appreciate you sparing me the humiliation. That right there is why ace of spades morons are the best.........er, the worst?

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:39 AM (kld87)

775 Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:38 AM (kld87)

[ i ] italics [ /i ]
[ b ] bold [ /b ]
[ s ] strike thru [ /s ]
[ u ] underline [ /u ]

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 12:39 AM (GEICT)

776 "Man does not behold the face of Michelle and live."Ai! Ai! Cthulhu F'taghn!!(Sorry, Cthulhu . . . not you, I mean the OTHER Cthulhu).

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:40 AM (NaNKB)

777 Pixy ate my cr/lf's.

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:40 AM (NaNKB)

778 RWC, or you could go commando and live inside the Beltway. At least one other conservative in Falls Church would be great.

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:40 AM (S4AQU)

779 #FunnierThanFallon - chlamydia

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 12:40 AM (xKC/c)

780 awesome

Thanks, guys

Looks like I don't have to go back into AoSHQ retirement after all.

BOOYEAH!

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:40 AM (kld87)

781 The Dude, I said do NOT answer that...

Filbert, Pixy I think was hungry.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:41 AM (tkWnt)

782 >>>Cronenberg is pretty hit and miss. When he's on, he's fucking great. He gets a nod as an inspired director and storyteller on the strength of "The Fly" alone. That movie has held up very, very strongly over the years and is much better than it's deserved good reputation. It's a masterpiece.

What...The Fly? A masterpiece? eh

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 21, 2013 12:41 AM (csi6Y)

783 This is a Captain America I could salute.

http://tinyurl.com/dxruyze

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 21, 2013 12:41 AM (Zd/NW)

784 wtf, Wallbase keeps giving me brony shit on my nightly scour for wallpaper

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:42 AM (vJdyz)

785 William Shatner ‏@WilliamShatner 19 Mar

I am packing for the trip home. I leave tonight (Weds night) and arrive back on Wednesday morning! And no I don't slingshot around the sun!

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:42 AM (mCvL4)

786 It's okay, I write the gaming thread and I still don't know what the fuck I'm doing either

gaming thread RULEZ!

Sim City everyone?

BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk Thank you!

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:42 AM (kld87)

787 LOL The Dude, all your brony are belong to us.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:42 AM (tkWnt)

788 "Skipper, the chief's been murdered."
"How was it done?"
"Done? Skipper, his body was blasted all over the communications room."

"It's started again." - Morpheus

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:43 AM (NaNKB)

789 "7800 levels. And 400 more shafts just like this one. That's over 3120000 Starbucks locations."

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:43 AM (j3uk1)

790
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 21, 2013 12:41 AM (Zd/NW)

can't tell if that is body paint or not

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:43 AM (vJdyz)

791 I get this image of a five foot high girl with ared pony tail bouncing vigerously up and down.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 20, 2013 10:32 PM (lr3d7)

O.O

damn, and i just got here, too...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 21, 2013 12:43 AM (xa1/W)

792
This is a Captain America I could salute.

What's up with that ear?

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2013 12:43 AM (pSGmo)

793 775

Double line?

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:43 AM (S4AQU)

794 Nope

Maybe

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:44 AM (S4AQU)

795 (o) test (o)

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 12:44 AM (mCvL4)

796 "Like some impossible tree-sloth."

They don't write movie lines like that any more.

/Forbidden Planet

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:44 AM (NaNKB)

797 Jeff- They refer to one who's name above is reversed. I believe he started to habitually fall into a ligubrious state on ONTs and was making some awkward, overly familiar comments toward the commenters of the female persuasion. Such is the hazards of drunk-blogging.
Posted by: Minuteman at March 21, 2013 12:25 AM (TMyKv)

Not the reason that got him banned if he did that. He went off on some rant about ace and the "connecticut mafia" let's say, which was sort of sladerous. At least that's what I heard as the reason he was banned. Then a few days later comes onto a thread from someone else's computer still being a complete asshole towards ace, and everyone else. and that is where the "here's my address, come to my house so I can shoot you came from." It was that thread that got the name put into the spam filter.

Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2013 12:44 AM (GULKT)

798 my drive to work is 12 minutes,

driving home again is 13 minutes, because the earth is rotating against me

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 21, 2013 12:44 AM (zzeVM)

799 796 "Like some impossible tree-sloth."

Janet Napolitano?

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:45 AM (j3uk1)

800 Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2013 12:44 AM (GULKT)

Yes.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:45 AM (kld87)

801 ah, Alison Brie photoshop, knew she looked familiar

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:46 AM (vJdyz)

802 788
"Skipper, the chief's been murdered."
"How was it done?"
"Done? Skipper, his body was blasted all over the communications room."

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:43 AM

Nice job Little Buddy!

Now, has Mr Howell signed that revised will yet?

Posted by: The Skipper at March 21, 2013 12:46 AM (mCvL4)

803 776
"Man does not behold the face of Michelle and live."Ai! Ai! Cthulhu F'taghn!!(Sorry, Cthulhu . . . not you, I mean the OTHER Cthulhu).

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:40 AM (NaNKB)

There's other ones?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 21, 2013 12:46 AM (kaalw)

804
775 Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:38 AM (kld87) [ i ] italics [ /i ] [ b ] bold [ /b ] [ s ] strike thru [ /s ] [ u ] underline [ /u ]

I don't think underline works.

Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2013 12:46 AM (GULKT)

805 Wait . . . you mean we're NOT supposed to clumsily and ineffectually hit on the 'Ettes after we get all liquored up on teh ONT?

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:46 AM (NaNKB)

806 Every time I watch 'Forbidden Planet' I am reminded of how much Jack Chalker stole from the Krell for his Markovians.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:46 AM (tkWnt)

807 Jake, but your drive to the store is 3hrs and involves tire chains

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:46 AM (S4AQU)

808 There's other ones?

Um . . . er . . . well, Mr. Cthulhu, . . .

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:47 AM (NaNKB)

809 Wait . . . you mean we're NOT supposed to clumsily and ineffectually hit on the 'Ettes after we get all liquored up on teh ONT?

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:46 AM (NaNKB)

just don't go all Bl@zer on us

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:47 AM (vJdyz)

810 If the earth is rotating against you, shouldn't you get home faster?

Posted by: navybrat at March 21, 2013 12:48 AM (44dD6)

811 and that dude who crushed on PGIS

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 12:48 AM (vJdyz)

812 "Anything that dense would sink of its own weight to the center of the planet!"

"You see? Obesity is a crisis."

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:48 AM (j3uk1)

813 >I don't think underline works.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:48 AM (8sCoq)

814 Wait . . . you mean we're NOT supposed to clumsily and ineffectually hit on the 'Ettes after we get all liquored up on teh ONT?

Great, I gave up sobriety for lent for nothing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 12:48 AM (xKC/c)

815 Filbert, after 3 I used to have to type: Jean, not girl every third post

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:48 AM (S4AQU)

816 Jake, but your drive to the store is 3hrs and involves tire chains
Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:46 AM (S4AQU)

If I take the horse or the ATV, the store is only 47 minutes away

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 21, 2013 12:49 AM (zzeVM)

817 I don't think underline works.

underline test?

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:49 AM (kld87)

818 Well here comes out of a Rio Grande arroyo an impossible thing, an illegal alien tree-sloth.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:49 AM (tkWnt)

819 "The blasted thing's invisible! Except for that very unfortunate panty line."

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:50 AM (j3uk1)

820 Filbert, after 3 I used to have to type: Jean, not girl every third post
Heh.

I have a brother named Jan, so . . . yeah.

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:50 AM (NaNKB)

821 Jake, I meant a store with refirdgeration

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:50 AM (S4AQU)

822 They should be thankful its a tree-sloth and not one of Dish Network's Hoppers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:51 AM (tkWnt)

823 Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:48 AM (8sCoq)

I think it was a trap and we both fell for it.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:51 AM (kld87)

824 Geez, those United Planets (or whatever) guys shoot worse than Imperial Stormtroopers!

And they're teh stoopid, too!

"Yeah, I'll run up really close to the Id-monster and shoot him, cause he won't reach out and smoosh me like an inconvenient cricket!"

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:52 AM (NaNKB)

825 Refrigeration, and with that another drink is called for.

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:52 AM (S4AQU)

826 Well I stand corrected then.

Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2013 12:52 AM (GULKT)

827 Jake, I meant a store with refirdgeration
Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:50 AM (S4AQU)

they have those?

so you don't have to fish around in the ice trough for the milk?

that sounds kinda cool

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 21, 2013 12:52 AM (zzeVM)

828 778 RWC, or you could go commando and live inside the Beltway. At least one other conservative in Falls Church would be great.

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 12:40 AM (S4AQU)

Closest i got was Vila de Centr'. (centreville.)

But if everthing works out I'll b there in less than ayear.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 12:52 AM (sqp6o)

829 759
There are 40 people on this ONT thread who are funnier than Fallon

That's because, unlike Fallon, we have standards.

Mine is Captain Morgan.

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:36 AM (NaNKB)

--Well, I hope you met 'em.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 12:53 AM (+iA5G)

830 "Batteries, fire! We just got them off of a Boeing Dreamliner."

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:53 AM (j3uk1)

831 Well I stand corrected then.

Nonsense. Have a seat, we're all friends here, right?

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:53 AM (kld87)

832 So does Section 86-A apply to all of us in the Horde now?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:54 AM (tkWnt)

833 It is not feasible to evacuate the blog.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:55 AM (j3uk1)

834 >I think it was a trap and we both fell for it.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:51 AM (kld87)

quite right, luv

(I'm watching Wheeler Dealers with those English guys)

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:55 AM (8sCoq)

835 [all caps] FUCK [/all caps]

hey, I just said fuck in all caps!

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 21, 2013 12:55 AM (zzeVM)

836 What...The Fly? A masterpiece? eh

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 21, 2013 12:41 AM

Well, it's all subjective. But, yeah, I'd rate it a masterpiece. At least a horror/scifi one, if not across all genres. Which I think it does rate. Not much else of Cronenberg's does overly impress me, but The Fly is a seriously great movie. The total package. Mind you, I find Ishtar funny and have a soft spot for Waterworld, Battlefield Earth and Exorcist 2. So, my opinion may be worth shit.

Posted by: otho at March 21, 2013 12:55 AM (yBF/9)

837 830
"Batteries, fire! We just got them off of a Boeing Dreamliner."

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 12:53 AM

For fly to grave need wingtip battery!

Posted by: laptop_battery at March 21, 2013 12:56 AM (mCvL4)

838 "All right, put everything aboard ship!

We're pullin' out!"

/movie lines that mean something completely different than perhaps originally intended at 5 minutes to midnight

"My beams are pointed at your blasters."

/ditto

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:56 AM (NaNKB)

839 It is not feasible to evacuate the blog.

Probably not even a good idea to bring that up, even in concept.

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 12:57 AM (NaNKB)

840 quite right, luv

(I'm watching Wheeler Dealers with those English guys)

Duuuuuuuuuuuude, I was totally nosy just now and clicked on your link. I have a motorcycle too. OMG! We're twins!

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:58 AM (kld87)

841 "Perhaps if we reasoned with him."

Uh huh. You, doctor, are no Kirk.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 21, 2013 12:58 AM (j3uk1)

842 > have a motorcycle too. OMG! We're twins!

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:58 AM (kld87)

what do you ride?

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 12:58 AM (8sCoq)

843 hey, I just said fuck in all caps!

hahaha, I have to admit, that cracked me up.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:58 AM (kld87)

844 Uuhhmm dont think this would be Moron monsters of the Id...

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3047911/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:59 AM (tkWnt)

845 what do you ride?

You'll make fun, but hell, I'm here.........what's not to make fun about?

It's a Suzuki GZ250

Haven't outgrown it yet.......but I'm sure I will.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:59 AM (kld87)

846 >You'll make fun, but hell, I'm here.........what's not to make fun about?

It's a Suzuki GZ250

no, I'm not one of those who think there's only One Brand of motorcycle. It's just cool that you ride. Not many of us here.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 01:02 AM (8sCoq)

847 "The idiot! The meddling fool! As though his ape's brain could contain the secrets of the Prell, the shampoo thick enough to hold a pearl."

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 01:02 AM (j3uk1)

848 Oohh Pillotess and Deederit
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3099303/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 01:02 AM (tkWnt)

849 omg. Did I kill the thread or is my internets broken?

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:02 AM (kld87)

850
Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 12:59 AM (kld87)

If you ride a Suzuki, move up to a Hyabusa (99 or a 2000 model) or a Ninja

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 01:02 AM (vJdyz)

851 Have just what you need if you miss Bush!

Posted by: lace merkins at March 21, 2013 01:02 AM (mCvL4)

852 no, I'm not one of those who think there's only One Brand of motorcycle. It's just cool that you ride. Not many of us here.

I was trying to figure out how to upload a pic of me and it, but I can't.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:03 AM (kld87)

853 If I were a smaller guy, I'd be on a Triumph Bonneville

but I'm not, so I'm on a very big American-made motorcycle

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 01:04 AM (8sCoq)

854 I saw Lace Merkins open for Lovin' Spoonful in 1969.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 01:04 AM (j3uk1)

855 >I was trying to figure out how to upload a pic of me and it, but I can't.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:03 AM (kld87)

if you have a pic on your pc, just upload it to tinypic and post the link here

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 01:06 AM (8sCoq)

856
If you ride a Suzuki, move up to a Hyabusa (99 or a 2000 model) or a Ninja

Mine's a cruiser. Those don't sound like cruisers.......are they?

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:06 AM (kld87)

857 Damn, does the anyone else notice that the blog looks like it's trying to heave up a Buick whenever you refresh the page?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 01:06 AM (mCvL4)

858 omg. Did I kill the thread or is my internets broken?

Sitemeter was going nuts. I set my AdBlock Plus to block sitemeter.com and things returned to what passes for normal on the late-stage ONT.

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 01:06 AM (NaNKB)

859 I was trying to figure out how to upload a pic of me and it, but I can't.
Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:03 AM (kld87)

Tinypic.com

Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2013 01:06 AM (GULKT)

860 [sarc] aren't 'Lace Merkins' also called panties [/sarc]

?
?

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 21, 2013 01:07 AM (zzeVM)

861 FSA, the outraged ID of Gaylord Focker.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 01:07 AM (tkWnt)

862 The Vespa Meghan

and you know why ...

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 01:07 AM (mCvL4)

863 Mine's a cruiser. Those don't sound like cruisers.......are they?

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:06 AM (kld87)

nope, not close. You have what was once the fastest stock bike before Suzuki nerfed the speed in the Hayabusa and a just an all around fun ride with the Ninja

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 01:08 AM (vJdyz)

864 844
Uuhhmm dont think this would be Moron monsters of the Id...

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3047911/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 12:59 AM (tkWnt)

--Feh. Worthless w/o rear view.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 01:09 AM (+iA5G)

865
Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 01:09 AM (+iA5G)

http://tinyurl.com/boffx6x

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 01:10 AM (vJdyz)

866

if you have a pic on your pc, just upload it to tinypic and post the link here

hahaha, flickr won't let me download my own freaking photo so I can upload it to tinypic.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:11 AM (kld87)

867 Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 01:09 AM (+iA5G)

http://tinyurl.com/boffx6x

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 01:10 AM (vJdyz)

--Better, but that small flap of fabric is vexing.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 01:12 AM (+iA5G)

868 Yay! It's over! No more theramin spooky-sounds tonight!

I'm outta here. Be morons to each other, baby-dogs!

Posted by: filbert at March 21, 2013 01:12 AM (NaNKB)

869 96
88 Of course she is also a total fabrication.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2013 10:29 PM (9XBK2)
I wondered about that. I had heard that early on (that she was a fabrication), but when the story came out about the SEAL who shot Bin Laden leaving the Navy without a pot to piss in, I seem to remember that he is quoted as taking his magazine out of his weapon, and handing it to the female CIA Analyst.

Posted by: elliot at March 21, 2013 01:13 AM (8zGOf)

870
Sitemeter was going nuts. I set my AdBlock Plus to block sitemeter.com and things returned to what passes for normal on the late-stage ONT.

It's weird. I have to use I.E. and I freaking HATE that program

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:13 AM (kld87)

871 20 Million Miles to Earth and Marooned are next on TCM.

"CapCom, we are go TCM OD."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 01:14 AM (tkWnt)

872 that pic of the troop in the dining hall is the 323 BMTS. 15 years later I still recognize the tile pattern on the wall.

Now give me a goddam 341.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2013 01:14 AM (r119a)

873 >hahaha, flickr won't let me download my own freaking photo so I can upload it to tinypic.

post the flickr link

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 01:14 AM (8sCoq)

874 http://tinypic.com/r/2820pr4/6

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:15 AM (kld87)

875
post the flickr link

Fuck no. You think I want a bunch of morons in my business?

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:15 AM (kld87)

876 "CapCom, we are go TCM OD."

"You must be illegal aliens because you sure don't speak English."

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 01:16 AM (j3uk1)

877 Joe Biden & the Pimp Hand

Vice-President Joe Biden had recently opined on domestic assault against women by differentiating between attacks which might lead to subsequent gun violence and �garden variety slap across the face.� To be fair, Biden did follow up his �garden variety slap� with the statement that even that is totally unacceptable � a sentiment and standard that all public officials ought to be held to, especially those who wish to turn women into disarmed victims�

http://politicalhat.com/?p=1704

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2013 01:16 AM (Vk2pI)

878 >http://tinypic.com/r/2820pr4/6

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:15 AM (kld87)

there you are

please tell me you don't ride in flip flops!

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 01:16 AM (8sCoq)

879 >Fuck no. You think I want a bunch of morons in my business?

yeah good call

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 01:17 AM (8sCoq)

880 877
Joe Biden the Pimp Hand

Vice-President Joe Biden had recently opined on domestic
assault against women by differentiating between attacks which might
lead to subsequent gun violence and �garden variety slap across the
face.� To be fair, Biden did follow up his �garden variety slap� with
the statement that even that is totally unacceptable � a sentiment and
standard that all public officials ought to be held to, especially those
who wish to turn women into disarmed victims�

http://politicalhat.com/?p=1704

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2013 01:16 AM (Vk2pI)

--Speaking of Slow Joe, whatever happened with him and the pope yesterday?

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 01:17 AM (+iA5G)

881
You have what was once the fastest stock bike

I'll just pretend you said nothing after that.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:18 AM (kld87)

882 874
http://tinypic.com/r/2820pr4/6

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:15 AM (kld87)
nice set of chargers

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 01:19 AM (BBWjt)

883 Sonya Blade, "I said NO!!!!"

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3106331/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 01:19 AM (tkWnt)

884 All that bike talk got me to look up the Carver on YouTube. All I really found out is they went out of business and Carver fans have *horrifying* taste in music.

The T-Rex looks kind of interesting, though you can't have those blue accent lights in some states (reserved for police and security vehicles, stupid).

http://youtu.be/4aUpI9oivsQ

I really am more into cars, though.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2013 01:19 AM (bxiXv)

885

please tell me you don't ride in flip flops!

Hah, no. I was there to fix it. That shop actually has you do the work, they just help you. I was doing a top end? I think it's called. It had a blown gasket (not from me, that's how I bought it) and once I got inside, I found out the whole freaking cylinder was cracked. Good times.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:20 AM (kld87)

886 OMFG. Micheal York running around a shopping mall in pajamas with a pop gun.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 01:20 AM (j3uk1)

887
nice set of chargers

*snorts*

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:20 AM (kld87)

888 Grumpy Cat will now be in his bunk....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 01:21 AM (tkWnt)

889 Well, I guess I out. Probably lurk a minute or two until the ambien does it's thing.

Been nice fake talking with yall

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 21, 2013 01:21 AM (jIaZt)

890 --Speaking of Slow Joe, whatever happened with him and the pope yesterday?
Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 01:17 AM (+iA5G)

Fast Joe B. tried out his Argentinian on the Pope, but the Pope does not speak Argentinain , just like Austrians don't actually speak Austrian

[crazy talk] Who the fook knew that? [/crazy talk]

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 21, 2013 01:21 AM (zzeVM)

891
Grumpy Cat will now be in his bunk....

hahahaha

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:22 AM (kld87)

892 still the best piece in the Blade Runner OST since Up and Running doesn't count:

http://tinyurl.com/y9s2963

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 01:23 AM (vJdyz)

893 888 Grumpy Cat will now be in his bunk....

Shredding it to ribbons.

Now consider "Justine" with Micheal York and a topless Anna Karina. MOAR Anna.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 01:23 AM (j3uk1)

894 "Rolling Stones worshipers upset that Star Trek made a villain that looked like Keith Richards"

http://tinyurl.com/cp9z25w

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 01:24 AM (mCvL4)

895 *backs away while unholstering a MN-23*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 01:24 AM (tkWnt)

896 >and once I got inside, I found out the whole freaking cylinder was cracked. Good times.

but it's running now, right?

before the H-D I had a 750 Honda Shadow. I looked funny on that bike, just too big for it

My Road King is a long distance hiway hauler- and with the recent motor upgrade, it goes from 0 to holy shit in about 5 seconds

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 01:25 AM (8sCoq)

897 Anybody else gonna notice that pajama momma is kinda a hottie?

Ok, than this duty falls to me. pjm, very nice work. And llok___ really good for a woman of 31 years.

*winks*

*walks away calmly*

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 21, 2013 01:27 AM (jIaZt)

898 894 "Rolling Stones worshipers upset that Star Trek made a villain that looked like Keith Richards"

A Gorn does not look like Keith Richards. But he does resemble Gil Gerard with a skin condition.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 21, 2013 01:28 AM (j3uk1)

899
but it's running now, right?

Welllllllllllll, that's a long story. So I was sanding down the muffler with some sort of power wheel thing (haha, I'm so good with the names of the crap I'm using) and, well, it was so rusted it snapped in two. So then I had to get a new muffler.........here's the best part. The guys had one hanging around the shop, but it's stamped Harley Davidson. hahaha *sighs* And then my blinkers stopped working. They light up, but they won't actually blink. The mechanics pretty much pushed me out of the way and are doing it themselves and I'm not gonna argue, no matter how much I wanted to do the stuff myself. At least I know how to change the oil now.

before the H-D I had a 750 Honda Shadow. I looked funny on that bike, just too big for it
Too big for that? What bike do you have? I'm barely 5'4" and found other bikes difficult to handle

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:30 AM (kld87)

900 t goes from 0 to holy shit in about 5 seconds
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 01:25 AM (8sCoq)

A buddy of mine had an 1800cc, something, Honda?

anyway I hammered the throtle once and hit 65 in nothing flat from a rolling start

smooth too

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 21, 2013 01:30 AM (zzeVM)

901 343 It's the Inquisition!!!
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3363646/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 20, 2013 11:13 PM (tkWnt)

That's the Scarlet Crusade.

"Rise, my champion!"

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 21, 2013 01:31 AM (7um7O)

902 >Too big for that? What bike do you have? I'm barely 5'4" and found other bikes difficult to handle

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:30 AM (kld87)

I'm on a Harley-Davidson Road King. Think of it as the civilian version of the bike Harley sells to the police department.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 01:31 AM (8sCoq)

903
really good for a woman of 31 years.

Falls madly in love........but I don't mind that I'll be 40 next month.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:32 AM (kld87)

904 "20 Million Miles to Earth." And twelve hours in the freaking TSA line.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 21, 2013 01:32 AM (j3uk1)

905 Although, I'm kinda old for ace of spades standards. Starting commenting here in 2005.......the retro thread above just sucked me back in tonight.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:33 AM (kld87)

906
I'm on a Harley-Davidson Road King. Think of it as the civilian version of the bike Harley sells to the police department

I was just checking one of those outtoday. Very nice.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:34 AM (kld87)

907 later taters!

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 21, 2013 01:36 AM (zzeVM)

908 well PJ Momma if you're ever in CO on the bike I'd be happy to take you along on some scary mountain roads

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 01:36 AM (8sCoq)

909 batch downloader, why do you have to be so slow tonight?

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 01:37 AM (vJdyz)

910 Sweet, I have lots of family in Colorado Springs.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:38 AM (kld87)

911
batch downloader, why do you have to be so slow tonight?

Because it wants you to hang out and comment longer here?

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:39 AM (kld87)

912 Oh and what on earth is rockabilly. I'm a big rockabilly fan myself, but I lurves me some Cow Punk.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:41 AM (kld87)

913 >Sweet, I have lots of family in Colorado Springs.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:38 AM (kld87)

need to test your nerve riding up Pike's Peak!

alright friends, I'm out. Be good.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 01:41 AM (8sCoq)

914 Well catch everyone later. Night all.

Leave you with one more cosplay picture. She later put this item on eBay for sale. http://www.cosplay.com/photo/1375219/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 01:42 AM (tkWnt)

915 I'm crashing too. Been fun.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:43 AM (kld87)

916

It's nice to see so many older morons around tonight b/c of the retro thread. Sadly, I was in hiatus for a while there, but the 2005-6 ear was pretty damn funny.

I'm still posting under a different nic (and old hash), but it's nice to see you all. I miss the margaret cho jokes. She's not fat anymore, and hence, not funny.

What ever happened to bbeck, btw?

Posted by: hobgoblin at March 21, 2013 01:43 AM (t2wY2)

917 >Oh and what on earth is rockabilly. I'm a big rockabilly fan myself, but I lurves me some Cow Punk.

rockabilly is awesome! Carl Perkins, Dave Edmunds...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBx_D42opkI

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 01:43 AM (8sCoq)

918 later

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 21, 2013 01:45 AM (8sCoq)

919 912
Oh and what on earth is rockabilly. I'm a big rockabilly fan myself, but I lurves me some Cow Punk.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:41 AM (kld87)

--In high school I saw Flat Duo Jets open for the Cramps. All the rockabilly anyone would ever need.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 01:49 AM (+iA5G)

920 well grading is done
now gotta update the powerpoint for tomorrow
urgh

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 01:49 AM (BBWjt)

921 920
well grading is done
now gotta update the powerpoint for tomorrow
urgh

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 01:49 AM (BBWjt)

--Have fun. I managed to schedule an easy day tomorrow --but that's because there's a test which I shall then have to mark.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 01:53 AM (+iA5G)

922
Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:41 AM (kld87)

http://tinyurl.com/bngpkx8

http://tinyurl.com/bno9kgx

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 01:54 AM (vJdyz)

923
I'm still posting under a different nic (and old hash), but it's nice to see you all. I miss the margaret cho jokes. She's not fat anymore, and hence, not funny.

hahahaha, omg! You totally brought up happy memories. I love you!
oh and man, bbeck was a feisty thing

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:55 AM (kld87)

924 and one of my favorite rockabilly songs

http://tinyurl.com/a87nuys

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 01:55 AM (vJdyz)

925
In high school I saw Flat Duo Jets open for the Cramps. All the rockabilly anyone would ever need

YES! How very cool.

Damn you people! I meant to go to bed.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:56 AM (kld87)

926
and one of my favorite rockabilly songs

who knew you guys were so cool? If I'd remembered how awesome the overnighters were, I'd have been back a long time ago.

oh wait, I remember now, I stopped coming because it was a fucking dating site. hahaha

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 01:57 AM (kld87)

927 My kid got his first gun at 4. It was a Chipmunk .22. But we did not allow him to shoot it until 10.

Posted by: pat at March 21, 2013 01:58 AM (jlQR7)

928 oh wait, I remember now, I stopped coming because it was a fucking dating site. hahaha

Well, there was the Memorial Day weekend thread that turned into the "How To Manual" for hardcore pron.

But mostly dating. And someone playing some stupid video game.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 21, 2013 01:59 AM (OWjjx)

929
My kid got his first gun at 4. It was a Chipmunk .22. But we did not allow him to shoot it until 10.

I want a gun. Will you be my dad?

Ok. I'm really going to bed now, damn it.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 02:00 AM (kld87)

930
Well, there was the Memorial Day weekend thread that turned into the "How To Manual" for hardcore pron.

Well, that's totally acceptable. I mean, after all, I remember clicking on ace's lesbian porn link oh so many years ago.

DAMN IT!! I'M GOING TO BED!!!!! I'll be cranky tomorrow. I need to sleep.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 02:01 AM (kld87)

931 Well, that's totally acceptable. I mean, after all, I remember clicking on ace's lesbian porn link oh so many years ago.

Classic AOSHQ moment. Along with the epic "Banhammer I: The Spittle War" followed by Ace trying to clarify his comments in "Banhammer II: Now With 25% More Confusion".

And, of course, the epic Palin Steele "Captain America" post.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 21, 2013 02:03 AM (OWjjx)

932 And yes...........Lawn!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 21, 2013 02:03 AM (OWjjx)

933 I'm starting to think that there is no real me, unless clouded by alcohol. That I am, in fact, only me when I'm blasted.

The non-blasted me is the person who keeps losing my money and thwarting my success. I hate that person. I wish that person would fall off a cliff...and shoot some pictures or video on the way down, cos I could use that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2013 02:04 AM (xjpRj)

934 Beck, that sounds pretty sad
what's going on man

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 02:08 AM (BBWjt)

935 Yay! The Flat Duo Jets album on YT:

http://youtu.be/i3AqXPtEuuA

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 02:13 AM (+iA5G)

936

And, of course, the epic Palin Steele "Captain America" post.

... the infamous Post 104 ....

Posted by: Arbalest at March 21, 2013 02:14 AM (Uwv1r)

937 Picked up the newest version of Munchkin today: Munchkin Conan.

Posted by: The Geeky Hat at March 21, 2013 02:16 AM (Vk2pI)

938 936

And, of course, the epic Palin Steele "Captain America" post.

... the infamous Post 104 ....

Posted by: Arbalest at March 21, 2013 02:14 AM (Uwv1r)

--Which gave us an entirely devoted AoS thread to the topic.

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 02:16 AM (+iA5G)

939 New live-action Patlabor movie coming out next year...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 21, 2013 02:18 AM (Vk2pI)

940 I was out most of the day today, came back, checked the news...

I pretty much don't want to look at anything but funny animals pictures for about a month.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2013 02:19 AM (bxiXv)

941 lame, they kept the Elf flat chested

http://tinyurl.com/d6hwtt9

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 02:21 AM (vJdyz)

942 New live-action Patlabor movie coming out next year...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 21, 2013 02:18 AM (Vk2pI)

have visions of the Gundam movie

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 02:21 AM (vJdyz)

943 Whatever happened to Rightwingsparkle? (Too lazy to check)

Posted by: osoloco at March 21, 2013 02:22 AM (grkwA)

944
938 logprof

--Which gave us an entirely devoted AoS thread to the topic.

It was a graduate-level study of the wielding of actual power... and of fine satire ...

Posted by: Arbalest at March 21, 2013 02:26 AM (Uwv1r)

945 Natalie, nice rack! :->

Posted by: SFGoth at March 21, 2013 02:34 AM (FmQYP)

946 Night all.

Here is "Can't Loose You" by Type O Negative

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUNu1_x6lFk

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2013 02:34 AM (Vk2pI)

947
I don't have anything good, or clever, to say. What I have for you is the Sting song while the credits roll from The Professional. http://tinyurl.com/2v7nv9
God bless all here.

Posted by: and irresolute at March 21, 2013 02:35 AM (DBH1h)

948 Six years, huh?

Why does it feel like it took twenty off of my life?

Was interesting to read through that old comment thread and find that I still keep in contact in some way or the other with most of those fucktards.

Posted by: mesablue at March 21, 2013 02:37 AM (3ZdkQ)

949 943
Whatever happened to Rightwingsparkle?

She blogs at the Houston Chronicle now.

Posted by: mesablue at March 21, 2013 02:38 AM (3ZdkQ)

950 Ymir,
Roma,
Vidi,
Vini,
Vici,
Morte

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 02:55 AM (tkWnt)

951 Anyone is flat chested compared to their Amazon...... gack too front heavy

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 02:57 AM (tkWnt)

952 well I'm going to bed too.
hope everyone has a good day tomorrow.

BeckoningChasm, don't know what's up with you, but hope everything goes better for you tomorrow.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2013 03:00 AM (BBWjt)

953 Now starting on TCM - 'Marooned'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:01 AM (tkWnt)

954 Why is there no apparent way to display the newest comments first here, like on all the blogs that DIDN'T win first place?

What are you talking about?

This blog boasts one of the most robust and fool-proof means of displaying newest comments first ever devised!

It's called a fucking scroll bar. Go to the bottom.

After that, you can scroll upwards and awkwardly interject yourself into possible conversations based on the newest, context free, *to you* snippet you just read like a damn barbarian.

Or, just admit that unlike Breitbart you don't even read the comments and just chime in.

That's more typical around here.

(I've always hated the "newest first" comment set up but I can see the utility on most other sites. What makes a "newer" comment any better than an older one, in isolation?)

Posted by: Deety at March 21, 2013 03:04 AM (jVk2G)

955 Right behind you, chemjeff!

'Night, y'all!

Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2013 03:05 AM (+iA5G)

956 Anyone is flat chested compared to their Amazon...... gack too front heavy

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 02:57 AM (tkWnt)

Thats George Kamitani for you. Other than Muramasa, all of his characters have big ol titties. Hope Altus brings over the artbook
But if you want front heavy, you want Code of Princess in 3D. Main character beats the Amazon and Sorcerer and she wears a thong of steel.

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 03:06 AM (vJdyz)

957 CapCom, TMI over.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:07 AM (tkWnt)

958 (I've always hated the "newest first" comment set up but I can see the utility on most other sites. What makes a "newer" comment any better than an older one, in isolation?)

Answered my own question just by asking it.

It's like automatic FIRST!

Posted by: Deety at March 21, 2013 03:07 AM (jVk2G)

959 heh, someone pointed out that you can see the veins pulsing on the Dwarf model

Posted by: The Dude at March 21, 2013 03:21 AM (vJdyz)

960 'The Bible' is pretty good. I think this Jesus guy is going to survive. Too cool of a character not too.

Yeah, but the show-runners always do that before they pull the rug out though, don't they?

Although, the dynamic between the Jesus charachter and Satan is pretty intriguing.

I'd bet the producers *could* develop that charisma into at least a half-season story arc, if they wanted to.

It would be a buddy film except they would be arch-enemies. Like, they are destined to fight to destroy the other but at the same time they are more alike to each other than anyone else in the universe.

There is a lot of dramatic tension there.

Plus Vangelis!

Obviously

Posted by: Deety at March 21, 2013 03:35 AM (jVk2G)

961 Time to melt the NORKs. All that blabbing must be dealt with. Better now than later, after we have been weakened to the point of surrender without a fight. Thank you Barak for your great love of our country. And Islam. And Marxism, tooooo

Posted by: and irresolute at March 21, 2013 03:46 AM (DBH1h)

962 Oh my! Let's remember to use the phrase "relentless expansion" as often as possible. Burn Palestine to the ground. oops. No I guess Barax didn't say that, did he? That must have been a subliminal message from the juzzz that I was forced to repeat. Roll Viking 1 roll. Escape this system while you can!

Posted by: and irresolute at March 21, 2013 03:54 AM (DBH1h)

963 What makes a "newer" comment any better than an older one

Less decomp odor I would think.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 21, 2013 04:52 AM (/gHaE)

964 So this is the time of night when I can't sleep and everyone else is?

Posted by: L, elle at March 21, 2013 04:54 AM (0PiQ4)

965
No. No, I do not. I'm a Good Girl I am.

When you're good, you're good when you're bad, you're better

Posted by: bill-o at March 21, 2013 05:20 AM (AWwDY)

966
What?!

This thread hasn't pushed into triple digits yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 21, 2013 06:09 AM (Jcd0S)

967 What makes a "newer" comment any better than an older one?

Their shocked na�vet� at how vulgar and crude the older commenters are?

Oh, wait, you said "comments"... Never mind.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 21, 2013 06:13 AM (Jcd0S)

968
Do not comment here immediately upon waking up: clear thinking is at a minimum and your willingness to offer commentary without having scanned the thread for context is at a maximum.

Nevertheless...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 21, 2013 06:17 AM (Jcd0S)

969
This is like pulling an all-nighter in grad school in order to collect data.

At this time of day you imagine that there are all sorts of people in the building talking in the hallway but acting like real a-holes because they won't show themselves in the doorway.

So you go look and, in fact, there is nobody there...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 21, 2013 06:21 AM (Jcd0S)

970
And now, my rendition of a short medley of songs that suck:

Feeeeeeeeeeelings...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 21, 2013 06:22 AM (Jcd0S)

971
Aaaaaannndd - Prime Number!

Outta here...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 21, 2013 06:24 AM (Jcd0S)

972 I passed out. I think I was roofied.

My butt sure is sore.

Hey! Where did Ace go?

Posted by: paintyourjackwagon at March 21, 2013 09:07 AM (W7Y0R)

973 Classic AOSHQ moment. Along with the epic "Banhammer I: The Spittle
War" followed by Ace trying to clarify his comments in "Banhammer II:
Now With 25% More Confusion".

HAHAHAHAHA! YES! oh man.

Mesa and oso, at least we still keep in touch on faceyspace.

*tries desperately to push this thread into triple digits*

Posted by: pajama momma at March 21, 2013 10:41 AM (p0mce)

974
The amazing thing about AOSHG is that it looked exactly the same in 2006 as it does today.

If it ain't broke, it don't need fixin'.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbitt at March 21, 2013 11:11 AM (hzV1U)

975 It's broken, it's also free.

Posted by: mesablue at March 21, 2013 01:23 PM (3ZdkQ)

976 Spurwing was fascinating, not a troll.

I loved "Stuff Jefferson Said." That killed me.

"Pure Herbal Viagra." was a hillarious sock puppet.

as for sockpuppets when we would do the huge sockpuppet fights, which I rarely ever took part in, were EFFING HILARIOUS!

Threads:

Personal favorites are "Gaybearstick" which the post was vaguely a part of, it was about training underage asian women to become prostitutes by caging them with a bear and poking the bear to arousal with a stick. That got funny.

Longbows, only cuz it was surreal and led to the banning of two people, one of whom never caused trouble, "Ed Snate" / "Steve, not one of the steves who knows ace."/"Steve the artist formerly known as Ed Snate" and Wickedpinto, for having a rather thoughtful historical "wargame" based purely on longbows and crossbows. I understand that that was one of the reasons there is an ONT at all.

AZ Memorial, because there was some good story telling.

"Thanks Nancy" which used to be the comment record holder.

As for the people:

I liked all of them, some were hit and miss, but we all are, and in the end it's the hit's we chose to remember, unless we apply it to wickedpinto.

Everything said about Wickedpinto is Correct, in a largely wrong way, seeing as how I'm WP, I know. I was a rotten prick and had a tendency to lose it, but I didn't do the crosspost drama. I never dragged shit outside of the source of the conflict. NEVER! The Hostages meltdown is a lot more complicated than people like to think and I was wrong, but not the only one, just the most wrong. It didn't happen in a moment of drunken pique but rather spread over about a month, Nothing that happened after the first fight was at all a surprise, it was all choreographed, but I was the one who acted, so I took the blame and that was fine.

I was sick of tapping into that part of me anymore, so I didn't want anything more to do with WP other than memories, so WP is dead, now it's just some guy enjoying himself without seeking a niche, which, BTW, is exactly how WP came to be to begin with. I got sick of real thoughtful comments being ignored, so I created the IBB schtick, and just let it grow, and I shouldn't have.

Posted by: douglas at March 21, 2013 08:48 PM (mbM03)

977 Belated thanks for the 4-1-1 on WP.

Posted by: MDH3 at March 23, 2013 10:21 AM (GKyUC)

978 As for me I would argue that whether or not you believe we're actually doomed to a decline you should still structure your life to be as immune to whatever the government and society are up to as is possible. It's always better to have multiple options and be able to make your own choices.

tmc;dr: Structure your life thus, to be sure, but l33ch as much and as hard as you can, particularly if l33ching is a double whammy of tax avoidance and a free payout. Just don't fall into the dependency trap.

Posted by: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater at March 24, 2013 11:29 AM (krIEv)

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