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Overnight Open Thread (10-18-2012)
Tired and under the weather so tonight's ONT will be mostly non-verbal.
Just remember that we've only had 57 presidential elections - ever. So it's not hard to come up with plenty of 'rules' which never fail - well right up until they do.
Another awesome work by xkcd.
Paul Lynde Does The Weather in Toledo
At some point in the 70's.
From Liquid Fire To Deadly Metal in Minutes
Make your own dirks, daggers, and swords.
Internet Inspired Halloween Costumes
Yahoo group. That is all.
And my Twitter spew.
Tonight's post brought to you by name this movie just by its stars:
Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 18, 2012 10:28 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2012 10:30 PM (qrpxS)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:30 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:30 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:31 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2012 10:31 PM (NPMfF)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:31 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: Babe Ruth at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (NPMfF)
Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (+XD7n)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (6o4Fb)
Thank you steevy. We may begin now.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:33 PM (yh0zB)
Quick I need a good Kindle download...military fiction, thrillers,
zombies, apocalypse, something decent and fairly cheap. Little help?
I'm reading World War Z, but sadly, I'm not really liking it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2012 10:33 PM (NPMfF)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:33 PM (uLTng)
BTW, the original Emmanuelle, Sylvia Kristol, has died at 60. (See the sock link.)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2012 10:33 PM (vDl/w)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Padre Pio at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (uLTng)
fiction, thrillers, zombies, apocalypse, something decent and fairly
cheap. Little help?
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (0CiTm)
The bff got some bundled Michael Connolly a couple of months ago at a great price, you might check for that. Can't go far wrong with Connolly.
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (kpCLl)
fiction, thrillers, zombies, apocalypse, something decent and fairly
cheap. Little help?
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (0CiTm)
Dead Six.
http://tinyurl.com/9s3c6p2
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:35 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:35 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:35 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2012 10:33 PM (vDl/w)
I heard that on the radio this morning. There is much sadness.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:35 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Secundus at October 18, 2012 10:37 PM (dYAWR)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 10:37 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (0CiTm)
Here are a few.
The Remaining.
No Easy Hope.
A New World: Chaos.
All are first books in very good zombies series.
Lots of Military stuff and well done.
Cheap, too.
Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:37 PM (+XD7n)
Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2012 10:37 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:35 PM (kpCLl)
Walkin' and talkin'. Hows yourself? I've had two busy weekends in a row and nothing planned for this one, I think I'll catch up with what's going on on the ONT.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (Ho6UX)
"Seven Men and a Lady"?
Posted by: HorseTeeth Biden at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (Q2wni)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (GRvW4)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (uLTng)
Just wait til we get done. You'll be gay before you hit 4th Grade.
Posted by: Teacher's Union at October 18, 2012 10:39 PM (CW6qq)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:39 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: alexthechick -f u autocorrect at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (yh0zB)
Well, go have a look at the giant CAC map. It's quite amazing, in more ways than one.
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (+XD7n)
Posted by: US State Dept at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (uLTng)
Just wait til we get done. You'll be gay before you hit 4th Grade.
Posted by: Teacher's Union at October 18, 2012 10:39 PM (CW6qq)
Piker. Kindergarten is when you discover your sexual identity.
Posted by: The Producers that bring you Glee at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (GRvW4)
BTW, the original Emmanuelle, Sylvia Kristol, has died at 60. (See the sock link.)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2012 10:33 PM (vDl/w)
I heard that on the radio this morning. There is much sadness.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:35 PM (yh0zB)
I shall raise a fap in her honor. Emmanuelle was such a great movie to go see at the old "midnight movies" before Cinemax brought the skin to the living room.
I shall need two tissues tonight.
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:41 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:40 PM (6o4Fb)
That flick had people talking to each other across the Solar System with no delay.
Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:41 PM (+XD7n)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:42 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 10:42 PM (QTHTd)
I really don't think that any of those muzzscum countries are worth a single one of our own fine, brave countrymen.
Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 18, 2012 10:42 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:41 PM (Zd/NW)
When you can get 5 or more to stick together, that's production.
Posted by: The Producers that bring you Glee at October 18, 2012 10:42 PM (GRvW4)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 18, 2012 10:42 PM (kbOju)
Posted by: TheThinMan at October 18, 2012 10:42 PM (/2ODN)
Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 10:43 PM (dYAWR)
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:41 PM (Zd/NW)
Aim toward France in her honor.
Or pop into a croissant.
Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:43 PM (+XD7n)
Posted by: Craig Poe, keeping hope alive,,,, at October 18, 2012 10:43 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 10:43 PM (GRvW4)
Posted by: alexthechick -f u autocorrect at October 18, 2012 10:44 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: logprof at October 18, 2012 10:44 PM (jKE+Z)
Yeah, I was not happy that the SCOAMTT was invited to the Catholic charity dinner, but mmmm mmmm mmmm.
Yummy roast with gravy.
Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (6o4Fb)
"When 4 American's get killed, it's not optimal"
Pretty much sums the man up right there.
Posted by: StuckonStupid at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (f/0ub)
Raise your hand if you know someone who served in Iraq or Iran!
Posted by: "Special" Joey Biden at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (Q2wni)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (DU15A)
Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (GxnNk)
The "Delta Farce", also known as Operation Eagle Claw, did fail near Tabas in Iran. That might count.
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (Z9EHQ)
OMG, bookmarked!!! The first one I got was "shall we dance?" It was almost as big as the CAC map. And oddly reminiscent of asthma-kitteh, who is now on reduced rations due to being over 20 lbs now, unacceptable!!
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (kpCLl)
Cards lead 6-1, bottom of seventh. Make it 7!!!
Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (dYAWR)
Posted by: alexthechick -f u autocorrect at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (BVkEs)
---
I didn't miss a one of them
iykwim
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (kzejo)
No, he said Iraq and Iran presumably fucking up Afghanistan. It's also funny that when he asked something along the lines of "do you know someone who served [there]" only a handful of people in the crowd indicated 'yes'. (See the sock.)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (vDl/w)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (QupBk)
--Thanks. NFL Network is blocked out here but the channel that hijacked the Thursday Night game is showing the NLCS. FML.
Posted by: logprof at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:46 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (yh0zB)
Booze really does help.
Beating the snot out of The cocksucker -in-chief might be even better though.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (2b4yb)
You sick bastid : -)
Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 10:45 PM (z9HTb)
That would make it some kind of eclair!
Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (GRvW4)
I shall need two tissues tonight.
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:41 PM (Zd/NW)
Aim toward France in her honor.
Or pop into a croissant.
Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:43 PM (+XD7n)
If the chicken would hold still, I will have Chicken cordon bleu in her honor.
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:48 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 10:48 PM (0CiTm)
What's really ironic is that they added Biden to the ticket last time around to give Barky some much needed "foreign policy cred"
Boggles the mind.
Posted by: StuckonStupid at October 18, 2012 10:48 PM (f/0ub)
the GOTV organization is amazing; superb; awesome.
19 days until the Long National Nightmare begins to end
Posted by: Isaac Davis White at October 18, 2012 10:48 PM (Dll6b)
72 who is now on reduced rations due to being over 20 lbs now, unacceptable!
i have two 20lb kittehs, you want them?
hell, you can have my daughter too
shit, if the wife doesn't like it you can also take her
all for you peaches....i'm a giver like that
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (8GdRs)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (kzejo)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (BVkEs)
What a fucking tool.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (dX4hn)
They are a very, very odd people. I like them when they are here, but in Japan? Not so much.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (2b4yb)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 18, 2012 10:50 PM (DoZD+)
I have still not seen a lick of the Thursday night game.
What's the score?
Posted by: logprof at October 18, 2012 10:44 PM
SF 10 Sea 6 in with 10 min in the 4th
Posted by: kbdabear at October 18, 2012 10:50 PM (wwsoB)
hell, you can have my daughter too
shit, if the wife doesn't like it you can also take her
all for you peaches....i'm a giver like that
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (8GdRs)
Oh, sure, ncj, then how long until you try to foist those fuckin Cubs on me, too? No, thanks, although it's very sweet of you to offer.
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:50 PM (kpCLl)
Suck my outlier, fucker.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 10:50 PM (GRvW4)
Anyone who can turn to the SCOAMF, and ask, 'how is it having an opponent who made more Sons, than you did jobs" is one of us....
Posted by: romeo13 at October 18, 2012 10:50 PM (lZBBB)
Not much point in that. Not like you can expect these people to have any sense of class or decency.
Posted by: StuckonStupid at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (f/0ub)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (kpCLl)
who says she did not do pron?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (Z9EHQ)
That would make it some kind of eclair!
Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 10:47 PM (GRvW4)
Wouldn't that be a strudel?
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (2b4yb)
agreed. it is a problem with too much isolation for too long. kind of like mass cabin fever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (Z9EHQ)
Blackouts....what a scam.
The NFL has a government sponsored monopoly, and most of their teams are taxpayer subsidized....but they get to blackout markets?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (2b4yb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (Z9EHQ)
Wasn't it more like "erotica" than down and dirty, nasty pron? I don't know, I hate that shit. Oh, hey, let's ask Ace!!!
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (0CiTm)
*****************
Got Black April free not long ago from Amazon. About the death of South Vietnam. Fucking Democrats.
Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (eQnzo)
give us a quick rundown if you would on his douchebaggery
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (uLTng)
Big Bird is a big fuckin' bird!
Posted by: "Special" Joey Biden at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (Q2wni)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (Zd/NW)
Let's ask Giada.
Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:53 PM (+XD7n)
But....their titties seem to be getting bigger and bigger....so there's that.
[did I just say that?]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:53 PM (2b4yb)
101 nah, i'll keep da cubbies, the soon to be champion bears, and the italian soccor team
and my beer, my bike and my wifes car
clearance sale for the rest folks!!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 10:53 PM (8GdRs)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:53 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:51 PM (Z9EHQ)
I think she means no hard-core stuff.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (yh0zB)
---
You and me both...
Posted by: Typical Obama voter at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (kzejo)
Posted by: Honey Badger at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (htu8n)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (6o4Fb)
Okay, aim toward France and adjust your fire 5 degrees North. Fire for effect.
Posted by: eman at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (+XD7n)
Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (dYAWR)
Wasn't it more like "erotica" than down and dirty, nasty pron? I don't know, I hate that shit. Oh, hey, let's ask Ace!!!
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (kpCLl)
Every time I am at a dinner party and someone starts off abouth he or she did not do porn - straight, gay for pay, whatever - i always call bull in the loudest most abrasive way possible.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 10:54 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Jamie at October 18, 2012 10:55 PM (4ckuD)
That had to have been a goodly dose of Dennis Miller in there.
Like a fukkin hammer!
Posted by: VW Zao at October 18, 2012 10:55 PM (vWZa0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2012 10:55 PM (qrpxS)
Blackouts....what a scam.
The NFL has a government sponsored monopoly, and most of their teams are taxpayer subsidized....but they get to blackout markets?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:52 PM (2b4yb)
--I don't think it's an NFL thing; I think it's a Canadian thing.
Posted by: logprof at October 18, 2012 10:55 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at October 18, 2012 10:55 PM (GxnNk)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:56 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2012 10:56 PM (2b4yb)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:56 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 18, 2012 10:56 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 10:56 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 10:56 PM (yBF/9)
This is something that everyone keeps forgetting when they talk about Ohio. In 2008 Obama's big weapon was early voting. McCain had almost no money left and couldn't mount a credible GOTV operation. A lot of Mitt's millions is dedicated to GOTV. It will be much like 2004 when Rove was finding GOP vote totals that was shocking the Dems.
In 2004, Ohio was R+5.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 10:57 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2012 10:58 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 10:53 PM (8GdRs)
Okay, let's talk about your daughter.
SithCo is looking for a research assistant.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 10:58 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 10:59 PM (M/TDA)
132 I told you last night they ain't gettin past my vikes
the vikings? really?
see you and your sweet sweet tears on nov 25th
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 10:59 PM (8GdRs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (Z9EHQ)
I was brought up to think of figs as some disgusting brown, icky stuff in the worst cookies ever invented.
Then one day I bought some fresh figs at the store. Really good. And they still look pretty bad. But tasty. I bought 4 of them and gobbled them right down.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (8BX2b)
Posted by: Vertov at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (rRr9n)
Plus, he was a fuckin' douchbag who told anyone who would listen that barky would make "a fine president," and those of us who did vote for him had to hold their noses to do so.
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:01 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2012 11:01 PM (vDl/w)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 11:01 PM (kpCLl)
Howard Hesseman
Ed Begley Jr
Anthony Stewart Head
Don Adams
Pamela Hemsley
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2012 11:01 PM (kzejo)
Posted by: the clubfooted pegleg at October 18, 2012 11:02 PM (Q2wni)
He is a "Twitter Star".
Weird thing is he used to be a good friend of Caleb Howe. I wonder if that is still true.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:02 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:02 PM (8GdRs)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2012 11:01 PM (vDl/w)
That's because they eat their wounded.
Posted by: Whoopsi at October 18, 2012 11:02 PM (bxiXv)
Paul Lynde was on Hollywood Squares. He we asked "What you you do if your child becomes emotionally upset when you turn on the vacuum cleaner?"
"Let 'em out of the bag." said he.
Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 18, 2012 11:02 PM (he2LC)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:03 PM (6o4Fb)
Money talks.
Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 11:03 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2012 11:03 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:03 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:03 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: Al at October 18, 2012 11:04 PM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:04 PM (dX4hn)
Wow, just never know what you'll see here....the 'honor' of Emmanuelle
is being defended and debated on AoSHQ...I love this place!
Posted by: Icedog at October 18, 2012 11:04 PM (PTS+l)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:04 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 11:01 PM (kpCLl)
not even a little butterfly here or there?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Peaches"
And this belligerent attitude on the part of conservative women is why Michelle Obama won the first lady debate.
Posted by: Dumbazz Liberal at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (8BX2b)
give her a few years and she'll be a soul sealer
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:02 PM (8GdRs)
Scha-weet. We need more people in Admin, *everybody* wants to be a field agent.
"When do I get my lightsaber" ugh. If I had a penny...
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Whoopi de Doo at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (Q2wni)
She did NOT do pron. And she certainly never boinked that scuzmonkey Ron Jeremy.
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 10:49 PM (kpCLl)
That is correct. She did "erotic films". Big difference since you don't usually see the "hydraulics" or any "hydraulic fluid".
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (Zd/NW)
Pssssst.....
The woman that asked about the AK-47's at the 2nd debate:
Nina Gonzales is a registered democrat, and surprise! works for the Obama campaign out of Nassau County NY.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (PHb2k)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 10:58 PM (bxiXv)
You do remember that the way apprentices move up is to off the master, right? Something tells me this kid is almost at that stage...which no doubt is why ncj is looking to ship her out...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 11:07 PM (dYAWR)
Awesome, Niedermeyer!!! You are so smooth . . .
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 11:07 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:07 PM (8GdRs)
RAPE!/ rape?
it's all so confusing when you're basically an affirmative action hire, even in the entertainment world.
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 18, 2012 11:07 PM (avGs3)
Posted by: rdbrewer at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (Iyg03)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (BVkEs)
****
To display all the fabulous shoes I now have no occasion to wear!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (PHb2k)
Unpossible! We were assured that these would be undecided voters...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (yh0zB)
Not this one. Needles are fine if they're sticking an IV in me or they're taking a pint of blood out of me, but otherwise I ain't letting them nearby.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (n2HSc)
More like her amazingly hot body, and stunning good looks. I would kick Hendricks and Upton out of bed for her.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (dX4hn)
He may be - okay, he is - a scuzmonkey, but he's a Republican scuzmonkey
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (QTHTd)
In my area, figs grow wild. Unlike most fruit trees, they require little or no maintenance. In good years, they produce unbelievable quantities of fruit.
Posted by: Scobface at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (IoNBC)
So ... Touchdown Celtics?
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Bart at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (he2LC)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (BuSM
Doesn't matter, he's turned it over to his brother now.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo"
Um, comments like that can get you into trouble. But what the hell, the motherf**ker deserves it.
Posted by: Hawt Tagg Romney at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (8BX2b)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (M/TDA)
To display all the fabulous shoes I now have no occasion to wear!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:08 PM (piMMO)
Better than in boxes in the closet, where mine have been since the knee blew out. At least you will be able to enjoy yours!!
Posted by: Peaches is cautiously optimistic at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (8GdRs)
Posted by: Scobface at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (yh0zB)
Pfft, I've never hired anyone with that much energy and ambition, and it's not for a lack of trying.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:09 PM (QTHTd)
Short little fucker cost me $20.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (Z9EHQ)
What, the Geico commercial?
Anybody else feel slightly embarassed whenever that thing comes on?Or is it just me?
Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (dYAWR)
Posted by: the clubfooted pegleg at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (Q2wni)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:12 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:12 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 11:12 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2012 11:03 PM (BuSM
Back when I was in grad school, I was reading a book on the treatment of prisoners and ransom customs in the Holy Land during the crusading era, and the author brought up a study someone had done of Israeli soldiers that had been captured in 20th century. She summarized it as indicating that repatriated (male, I think)prisoners tended to respond to their captivity in one of two ways - either they became very passive and demonstrated a learned helplessness that persisted long after they were free again, or they became hyperaggressive and independent in a reaction against their former helplessness. I wonder if McCain fell into the former camp.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 18, 2012 11:12 PM (El020)
That would be my sins of last week.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:12 PM (dX4hn)
I will take that under advisement.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (Z9EHQ)
What, the Geico commercial?
Anybody else feel slightly embarassed whenever that thing comes on?Or is it just me?
I'd like to know how much more money I could save on car insurance if they didn't run so many commercials (ditto for Progressive).
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (n2HSc)
let's see, no tatoos on me. I have major needle fear.
But I once was in Ogre's Revenge in Venice Beach and the man himself walked in. Neat.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (rBgOT)
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:10 PM (8GdRs)
Are you paying attention here Merovign?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (yh0zB)
just be glad they aren't asking "hey Dad, are you sure your will is up to date?"
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (uLTng)
My mother says, "Never buy green banannas."
Posted by: Scobface at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:12 PM (dX4hn)
as long as you're not still watching Young Lady Chatterly, I think you're okay.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (rBgOT)
Posted by: mpfs at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (Mkhiu)
METEOR!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2012 10:31 PM (NPMfF)
RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES.
Also, yahoo fucking sucks.
Posted by: Unclefacts, now with even more summoning power. at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (6IReR)
Hell, I probably would have given up politics entirely if the left hadn't been so chronically dishonest that they needed opposition.
The Republicans may be stupid, but it's an *endearing* stupid.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Achmed bin lonely at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (2CiZb)
203 that would be the wife
"don't worry honey, with all the driving you do at least you have great life insurance. hey, working nights?"
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (8GdRs)
If I had to bet, I would bet on AtC.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:14 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: Kalneva having no smokes is not optimal at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (cQmXn)
Since then, Scalzi has shown his cards.
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (QTHTd)
It has a much lower burning temp than other oils and will smoke if it gets too hot.
It is 2/3 medium chain triglyceride which means only 1/3 packs on as fat. The rest just slides out.
Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (Sptt8)
I know this is a boring topic, but to the fruit chart. If any of you have not had a ripe, fresh fig, try one.
I was brought up to think of figs as some disgusting brown, icky stuff in the worst cookies ever invented.
Then one day I bought some fresh figs at the store. Really good. And
they still look pretty bad. But tasty. I bought 4 of them and gobbled
them right down.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (8BX2b)
My aunt and uncle in Houston had a fig tree in their back yard when I was a kid... We would have fresh figs on our cereal for breakfast - REALLY tasty!
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (JwW4z)
I am revising my opinion on the good girl gone bad and then republican theory I had been working with.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 18, 2012 11:16 PM (Sptt8)
Never thought I'd like em, especially on a chick. I have none.
evp-ette has a couple. Small, out of the way. Look good on her. Of course, she's several years younger than I, and lives at the gym like I do.
Overall, two thumbs and one dick up!
Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 11:16 PM (GRvW4)
@181
What, the Geico commercial?
Anybody else feel slightly embarassed whenever that thing comes on?Or is it just me?
Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 11:11 PM (dYAWR)
---
Nah, there's a couple of other things he's doing. His story is incredible. Money was a cop who was shot in the face, then turned singer.
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 11:16 PM (BVkEs)
218 Dem operatives, because all they know how to do is cheat.
is this why i never get to be the banker when i play monopoly?
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:17 PM (8GdRs)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:13 PM (yh0zB)
Yup, she sounds "feisty." We'll know more at the interview.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:17 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:17 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: mpfs at October 18, 2012 11:17 PM (Mkhiu)
boulderhobo, yeah, I heard he is a lefty who just shut up and write
instapundit has always recommended his stuff though
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Andy Sullivan at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (Q2wni)
Posted by: helofixer at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (Pt9bY)
Posted by: Kalneva having no smokes is not optimal at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (cQmXn)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (Z9EHQ)
Don't let the dream die! It deserves to liiiiive!!!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:19 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:19 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 11:19 PM (GRvW4)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:19 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:20 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 11:20 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: Scobface at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (IoNBC)
Plus if you get a visible one with colors, it's going to clash with at least half the things you want to wear. No way I'm limiting my wardrobe.
Also, ouch. I'll stick with black eyeliner and stompy boots if I need to make that statement.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (rBgOT)
235 amazing you always start with aloha and yet i never do and live in waikiki
anywho, i have a brand spanking new whirlpool bathtub and it is calling my name
yeah, got some grape ape bubblebath too
life is good
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (8GdRs)
Logprof October 17, 2012 12:20 AM:
--Please don't take it personally, but your site kinda sucks.
Damn, man! I came back the next morning to graze upon late ONT comments and found this harshness.
:Sad Face: sucks Yes, yes, you're right. Much of it probably does. My oft-neglected eclectic vanity site's just a dumping ground for my lifetime of Tourette's-like doodling, dittys, and diatribes.
:Sadder Face: The site's pretty much all my doing, from the tiniest picture to the entire site design, so it's kind-of hard not to take criticism personally.
:Scream Face: I shall now proceed to take down my site, burn all backups, hack all archives on the web, destroy all evidence it ever existed, and never go on the web again, so devastated with shame am I.
Oh. Wait! Wait! :Sudden realization: To be dissed by one of the horde is higher honor than the praise of mere mortals!!!11!! Therefore, I have emblazoned this comment across the top of my front page and several section pages.
/tongue-in-cheek
My joking invite set meself up for that one, I s'pose, but didn't I tell you ignore the content, just send money? I appreciate criticism, but constructively-wise, one is left wondering what part of teh suck, one is.
/whaatever
"Could you be more specific"?
/candycritter AAAGGGHHHH
morsux: The VP Animals' Debate http://bit.ly/ani-db
Posted by: That Mindful Guy at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (lBpVP)
NSFW, obviously
http://tinyurl.com/9rxqufa
Posted by: Pinhead at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (5Vuz/)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (uLTng)
On the topic of social-climbers who worm their way into the mainstream by feigning libertarian / conservative opinions . . .
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:18 PM (yh0zB)
Dude, you don't have to have a tatoo to be a bad girl.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (rBgOT)
As a Siouxsie fan of long standing, I approve of this statement
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:22 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (rBgOT)
How YOU doin?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:22 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 11:23 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Kalneva's vote won't count in this f'd up state at October 18, 2012 11:23 PM (cQmXn)
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 11:24 PM (BVkEs)
In my dreams I imagine thousands of MSM types so depressed on election night that they turn in their press passes and retire with Obama to Hawaii. I try not to dream too much though. Bad karma you know.
Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 11:24 PM (M/TDA)
I've been here and there. My mom took a turn for the worse but is stable now. I am convinced the moron horde's prayers helped set things right with the Man upstairs.
Posted by: mpfs at October 18, 2012 11:24 PM (Mkhiu)
NSFW, obviously
http://tinyurl.com/9rxqufa
Posted by: Pinhead at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (5Vuz/)
Didn;t someone post the story about the lady gettin the aforementioned tattoo here?
http://www.topicbistro.com/1089/side-tattoos-for-women/
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:24 PM (Z9EHQ)
Plus if you get a visible one with colors, it's going to clash with at least half the things you want to wear
well, except for anal tats
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 11:24 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: Scobface at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 18, 2012 10:38 PM (GRvW4)
is it sad to say that i have lost someone, and i can only be positive, and hope he is in Iran? I very much do not want to have lost someone in Africa. It's too permanent. People lost in Iran often turn up.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Infidel at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (pzoRG)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (QupBk)
yeah...no way I'm opening that link, I'm low on brain bleach.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2012 10:32 PM (NPMfF)
Someone wake up AllanG. THIS is how a professional link-whores.
'sup jackwagons
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (Rhie+)
well, except for anal tats"
Not at the parties I hang at.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:22 PM (bxiXv)
right back atcha, dark lord.
I didn't even mention the corset. You guys are easy.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (rBgOT)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (rBgOT)
I am not suggesting they are desirable one way or another. Certainly not suggesting they are sexy or that tattooed is sexier than blank.
only asking
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:25 PM (r7Ddb)
http://calmingmanatee.com/
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (rBgOT)
go on...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (yh0zB)
glad to hear the horde are good for something other than hobo hunts and cheap booze benders
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:27 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 18, 2012 11:27 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (rBgOT)
You have *no* idea.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:27 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (rBgOT)
That's what makes us special.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:27 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Methos steals a pick at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (6LvlL)
Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (z9HTb)
Like the Sultan, retired to his harem? They can sit on cushions and tell him how awesome he is and how we're all racists. And fan him.
They'll hold fake press conferences with a podium and a teleprompter and an "Office of the 44th President" seal.
Posted by: Secundus, Judge Death Fan Club at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (dYAWR)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (rBgOT)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (dX4hn)
Quick I need a good Kindle download...military fiction, thrillers,
zombies, apocalypse, something decent and fairly cheap. Little help?
Get over to Baen and order Monster Hunters (make sure you get the trilogy, it's the same price as the first three original books are individually). Might be the best 6 bucks you ever spent. Zombies, werewolves, vampires, and lots and lots of serious firearms creating mayhem among them. Good writing, too.
You will, however, have to look up your Kindle's email address to take delivery.
Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:26 PM (rBgOT)
corset schmorset leave it on the floor
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (z9HTb)
you gotta sleep sometime, too. Just sayin'.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (yh0zB)
The no-tats are rapidly accruing. Just think how nursing homes will look
in 40-50 years. Oh, I guess if we get the full-on Obamacare, we won't
have to worry about that.
Posted by: Kalneva's vote won't count in this f'd up state at October 18, 2012 11:23 PM (cQmXn)
Reminds of the jackass that had a vagina tat on the back of his neck...thats gonna look great in 20-30 years.
Posted by: Red Shirt at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (FIDMq)
I think we used to date....and I still need my CDs and jersey back.
Posted by: Icedog at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (PTS+l)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:05 PM (6o4Fb)
Fuck you!
Posted by: Rudy Giuliani at October 18, 2012 11:30 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (rBgOT)
I soooo miss the metal clubs of the 80's.
Posted by: Berserker at October 18, 2012 11:30 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:31 PM (Z9EHQ)
144
I know this is a boring topic, but to the fruit chart. If any of you have not had a ripe, fresh fig, try one.
I was brought up to think of figs as some disgusting brown, icky stuff in the worst cookies ever invented.
Then one day I bought some fresh figs at the store. Really good. And
they still look pretty bad. But tasty. I bought 4 of them and gobbled
them right down.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (8BX2b)
My
aunt and uncle in Houston had a fig tree in their back yard when I was a
kid... We would have fresh figs on our cereal for breakfast - REALLY
tasty!
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 18, 2012 11:15 PM (JwW4z)
I love fresh figs. My gramma had two fig trees. One was a black mission fig which was delicious and some green figs which were stickier and had a thicker skin. Down the street from this farm a neighbor had a huge old golden fig tree and i loved those yellow figs, but when they sold the place the new people chopped the tree down. WHen i rode by for figs, i just sat there stunned on my horse and they came up and waved "Oh HAi! you must be the fig girl, they told us you would be around!"
"WHERES THE TREE???"
"Oh we dont like figs."
I really thought very bad things at them. it was depressing. I do love figs.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:31 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Spike at October 18, 2012 11:31 PM (UZDaa)
If you get a breast tattooed, is that a tat for tit?
Posted by: inquiring minds wish to know at October 18, 2012 11:32 PM (Q2wni)
What exactly were you harshing on Joss Whedon for?
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:32 PM (rBgOT)
Posted by: Methos at October 18, 2012 11:32 PM (6LvlL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:31 PM (Z9EHQ)
Maybe not cheap, but extremely reasonable.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:32 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (piMMO)
News flash, ladies- you already have tits occupying that territory. They don't need decoration or extra advertising.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (9Taqp)
No way he's as bad as Shannon "Mushmouth" Sharp.
...that's a Fat Albert reference foryou youngsters.
Posted by: Icedog at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (PTS+l)
156, 157 Oh, I don't know if it was big money. A lot of actors of that generation just wanted to work. A job was a job.
About 12 years ago I had occassion to spend some time with Herta Ware (Cocoon, Grandpa Walton's wife in real life). She was in her 70's I'd guess. Anyway, she had me drive her to the local health food shop where they'd faxed her a script. Well - not the whole script, just her scene. I asked her what the film was about, who the stars were, etc. She had no idea. Brad Pitt? Julia Roberts? When she saw I was surprised, she said, "Look, I worked with Clark Gable and Katherine Hepburn. These kids don't mean much to me."
Posted by: Vertov at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (rRr9n)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Whoever this is, it's definitely not Michael at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (JVCVF)
Under Obamacare, the State's nursing homes will be staffed by union personnel. They will be like "the crooked home, from 60 Minutes" except that 60 Minutes will never dare run an expose on them.
There might be underground nursing alternatives, though. Especially in the "reddest" states; these will be run by what we are now calling the "alternative Right". Greece's "Golden Dawn" is providing the model.
I do not see who else has the "passionate intensity" (to borrow from Yeats). I don't even see this intensity from the Catholic Church these days, from what I saw this evening; they are too busy worrying about the "UN-documented" and the "UN-insured".
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (QTHTd)
235 amazing you always start with aloha and yet i never do and live in waikiki
anywho, i have a brand spanking new whirlpool bathtub and it is calling my name
yeah, got some grape ape bubblebath too
life is good
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 18, 2012 11:21 PM (8GdRs)
I got it from the pre-show at The Enchanted Tiki Room.....
Posted by: cthulhu at October 18, 2012 11:33 PM (kaalw)
That's not what you told me the other night!
Posted by: mpfs at October 18, 2012 11:34 PM (Mkhiu)
I would like to know that too, seeing as how I have heard he is a lefty douche (but I loves me some firefly)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:34 PM (uLTng)
9
Quick I need a good Kindle download...military fiction, thrillers,
zombies, apocalypse, something decent and fairly cheap. Little help?
Get
over to Baen and order Monster Hunters (make sure you get the trilogy,
it's the same price as the first three original books are individually).
Might be the best 6 bucks you ever spent. Zombies, werewolves,
vampires, and lots and lots of serious firearms creating mayhem among
them. Good writing, too.
You will, however, have to look up your Kindle's email address to take delivery.
Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:29 PM (2IW5Q)
those are awesome books. Will not do spoilers but there is a Warrior Accountant, and a monster Killing librarian. These are my favourite stories, lately.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:34 PM (r7Ddb)
225
144
I know this is a boring topic, but to the fruit chart. If any of you have not had a ripe, fresh fig, try one.
They are very very good if you get them ripe. And I have not had one since I viewed a documentary about the symbiosis between figs and wasps. Seems like a fig is basically just an enticing hut for a wasp to breed and maybe poop in.
Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:34 PM (2IW5Q)
Serious?
what am I supposed to do now? wake up the youngest wife? do you know how bad that is? I beat her and beat her and still says me and the chicken got the same size pecker
Posted by: Achmed bin lonely at October 18, 2012 11:35 PM (2CiZb)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:32 PM (yh0zB)
you aparently have standards. all I need is a wink and half a bottle of mad dog and I am all in. In a pinch a sneeze is considered close enough to a wink.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:35 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: underwear salesman at October 18, 2012 11:35 PM (Q2wni)
News flash, ladies- you already have tits occupying that territory. They don't need decoration or extra advertising.
There's also the gravity problem. For other areas, such as the tummy, there's the stretching problem.
On that note, time to haul my non-tattooed self to bed. Good night, everyone!
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 18, 2012 11:36 PM (n2HSc)
mad dog and I am all in. In a pinch a sneeze is considered close
enough to a wink.
****
MD? At least spring for some
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:36 PM (piMMO)
Thank god for TCM.
Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 11:36 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:37 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:37 PM (rBgOT)
They are very very good if you get them ripe. And I have not had one since I viewed a documentary about the symbiosis between figs and wasps. Seems like a fig is basically just an enticing hut for a wasp to breed and maybe poop in.
Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:34 PM (2IW5Q)
They're crunchy.
Posted by: Apes in the Grotto at October 18, 2012 11:37 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 18, 2012 11:36 PM (piMMO)
the mad dog is my requirement; she is buying. of course I am desperate enough that I would lead with something that had a cork cork.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:37 PM (Z9EHQ)
there is a Warrior Accountant, and a monster Killing librarian. These
are my favourite stories, lately.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:34 PM (r7Ddb)
Larry Correia is GI Joe's accountant. How cool is that? (Codename: Spreadsheet. No lie.)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (yh0zB)
After the paramedics left, and still spinning from the adrenalin they had to inject into my heart to get it started again, I figured out what happened. Someone filed a fraudulent tax return using my name and SS# a few years back. I THOUGHT it was all fixed, I'd filed ID theft papers with the IRS and everything was resolved, but apparently someone had looked at that return, reconciled it with my W2s from that year and come to the conclusion "Hey, this guy never declared any of this income on this (fraudulent) return, he owes us big time".
It was actually easy enough to fix, a half an hour phone call did it. An actually very nice lady checked the system, found my return, the record of my check and the ID theft paperwork I'd filed. She said "I dunno how they missed this, it's all in the system" and started the process to vacate the notice I received. I'll have to follow up in a month or two to make sure it's fixed, but I tell you, the whole thing left me with one thought:
I can't WAIT until these people are in charge of our healthcare!
Posted by: Weirddave at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (aKkNH)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:32 PM
"Alien Ressurection"?
Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: George Patton Biden at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (Q2wni)
He would have had a fit if I got a tattoo.
Posted by: mpfs at October 18, 2012 11:39 PM (Mkhiu)
Posted by: Kalneva at October 18, 2012 11:40 PM (cQmXn)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (aKkNH)
what could possible go wrong?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:40 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (yBF/9)
did Joss Whedon ruin Alien Ressurection? I didn't know that.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:40 PM (rBgOT)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:42 PM (yh0zB)
Lost boy kept warm by puppies, officials say
http://tinyurl.com/8rsss2s
Posted by: Pinhead at October 18, 2012 11:42 PM (5Vuz/)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 18, 2012 11:42 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: DaveA at October 18, 2012 11:42 PM (wcjj2)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (aKkNH)
what could possible go wrong?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:40 PM (yh0zB)
a key provision in obamacare is to have your entire medical record tattooed on you as a cost saving measure; medical records are always with you and constantly updated.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:42 PM (Z9EHQ)
We're sorry, but we have recalculated your lifetime quota of healthcare, and must ask you to give back the Heart we transplanted.
Have a nice day!
Posted by: IRS, Healthcare Division at October 18, 2012 11:43 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: JMKN1 at October 18, 2012 11:43 PM (JMKN1)
Lots of the Posleen series is free, see wiki.
Of course it's free. Anyone who pays for it is a fool.
Posted by: Alex at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (HwgHt)
Figs with wasp poop will becomes a delicacy.
Too lazy to look up the non-cat that poops coffee.
Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (iRgZG)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (aKkNH)
You could go to Britain for a sampler.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: JMKN1 at October 18, 2012 11:43 PM (JMKN1)
depends. are you in the produce aisle of you supermarket of a las vegas strip club?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (Z9EHQ)
I love figs and dates and stuff like that, probably because I don't get them very often. Can't have much sugar though so I don't get fruit very often.Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (VSWPU)
I can't WAIT until these people are in charge of our healthcare!
If you like your liver, you can keep your liver.
Posted by: Nurse Obama at October 18, 2012 11:45 PM (2IW5Q)
they look like a smaller, more oval orange
the skin is sweet (you eat them whole) and the fruit is sour
they are good, but have an unfortunate name
like a more sour tangerine I guess
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:45 PM (uLTng)
331 "Alien Ressurection"? Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 11:38 PM (yBF/9) did Joss Whedon ruin Alien Ressurection? I didn't know that.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:40 PM
Dunno whether it's possible to say he ruined it.He wrote the whole thing. It was vomit from the get go. There were a lot of things wrong with it, it was the perfect storm of shit. But, the script was the shit egg from which a shit chicken hatched.
Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 11:45 PM (yBF/9)
What the hell is a dewberry?? And every time I hear the name kumquat, it
just makes me laugh. Haven't had the opportunity to try one and
wouldn't know what they looked like anyways......
Posted by: JMKN1 at October 18, 2012 11:43 PM (JMKN1)
A kumquat is a miniature citrus that is eaten with the skin on. They are just a bit larger than grapes.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 18, 2012 11:45 PM (kaalw)
What the hell is a dewberry?? And every time I hear the name kumquat, it
just makes me laugh. Haven't had the opportunity to try one and
wouldn't know what they looked like anyways......
Posted by: JMKN1 at October 18, 2012 11:43 PM (JMKN1)
they are little tiny citrus fruit, the size of big grapes. they are delicious and they make the most wonderful marmalade.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:45 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:46 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (iRgZG)
finally! I am so happy to find one moronette with a tattoo I am note even going to ask for a picture.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:46 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 18, 2012 11:46 PM (Vh0f5)
Me neither! They're gonna go after all the rich assholes who deny us contraception!
Posted by: S. Fluck at October 18, 2012 11:46 PM (cQmXn)
Have a nice day!
Posted by: IRS, Healthcare Division at October 18, 2012 11:43 PM (lZBBB)
-------------------------------------------------------
Heart transplant? Oh you kidder. You know that there are no longer any transplants of any kind being performed.
Posted by: Obamacare Bureaucrat at October 18, 2012 11:46 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 11:47 PM (BVkEs)
I could make a tattoo artist a millionaire . Then. I'd have to hire a surrogate to carry the rest of my records, so to speak.
Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2012 11:47 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (uLTng)
Too lazy to look up the non-cat that poops coffee.
Actually I think there was a scandal about that in the news recently. I think it went like this:
1) There was coffee that sold for something like $100 bucks a pound, that came from the poop of some sort of catlike creature.
2) The reason it was good was that this cat only picked the ripest, best coffee berries.
3) Someone got the bright idea of force feeding any old coffee beans to these cats, and selling what came out of their butts.
So. Fraudulent cat poop coffee.
Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Dr. Slotkin at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (1crPI)
"tonight is brought to you by the letter "O" and the number 16 trillion"
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:49 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:44 PM (Z9EHQ)
That. That's why it makes me laugh. I always get the mental image of, well.......yea OK, so I'm a pig. And that mental image is probably why I haven't actually looked for the damned thing in the market.
Posted by: JMKN1 at October 18, 2012 11:49 PM (JMKN1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 18, 2012 11:50 PM (bxiXv)
So. Fraudulent cat poop coffee.
Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: The Spy who Shagged Me - Yeah baby!!! at October 18, 2012 11:50 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Kalneva at October 18, 2012 11:50 PM (cQmXn)
FWIW, a lot of Firefly was written by Tim Minear. Whedon might be a leftie but from what I understand Minear is not.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (yh0zB)
that would explain why i like firefly but always hated Buffy and Angel and all that other stuff.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 18, 2012 11:50 PM (r7Ddb)
So. Fraudulent cat poop coffee.
Posted by: Splunge at October 18, 2012 11:48 PM (2IW5Q)
This coffee tastes like shit!
Posted by: The Spy who Shagged Me - Yeah baby!!! at October 18, 2012 11:51 PM (yh0zB)
Did y'all here one of Romney's comments at the Al Smith dinner?
"tonight is brought to you by the letter "O" and the number 16 trillion"
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:49 PM (Z9EHQ)
---
Oh yeah, Romney nailed it. Have to watch it again.
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 11:51 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 11:51 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2012 11:52 PM (HtUkt)
http://goo.gl/eHrM6
It wasn't an intelligence failure.
Posted by: Scobface at October 18, 2012 11:52 PM (IoNBC)
The first few seasons of Buffy were good, when it was a teen coming of age story with monsters. After graduation it started to suck big time.
Posted by: Alex at October 18, 2012 11:52 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: The Dude at October 18, 2012 11:52 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 18, 2012 11:53 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 18, 2012 11:54 PM (iRgZG)
ah, that's sort of helpful. I can imagine about five different scenarios for why she was angry with that.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:54 PM (rBgOT)
Posted by: helofixer at October 18, 2012 11:54 PM (Pt9bY)
I like to think my dad is watching over my mom tonight. He passed away 16 years ago today. I miss him every damn day.
He would have had a fit if I got a tattoo.
Posted by: mpfs at October 18, 2012 11:39 PM (Mkhiu)
Prayers for your mom. I lost mine almost a year ago - she was 86, and I hoped she would live forever. Life will never be the same...
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 18, 2012 11:55 PM (JwW4z)
least half the things you want to wear. No way I'm limiting my wardrobe.
ONe of my guilty pleasures is watching crap TV like "bridezilla" and "say yes to the dress." I have to say that seeing brides in wedding gowns, with exposed tats, just isn't my cup of tea.
Posted by: someone at October 18, 2012 11:55 PM (bqjJT)
Class Warfare Doesn't Apply To The Nomenklatura
The stakes for this upcoming election are high. No one knows this better than those who escaped from the Communist block when “equality” meant equality of suffering… Nomenklatura excepted. I will always remember the words I heard years ago, now, from a scientist who had escaped from Communist Bulgaria, and then remarked about Obamacare and what the Obama administration & Democratic Congress were doing:
“How could you let this happen here? This is socialism; this is communism. I know; I lived under it for forty years! We were invaded and had it imposed on us; we didn’t have a choice – you do. Why are you letting this happen?”
—A scientist from a former East-bloc country who became an American citizen a few years ago
http://politicalhat.com/?p=255
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 18, 2012 11:56 PM (sZTYJ)
The seem to be a wild animal that is tolerant of human neighbors.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_Palm_Civet
Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 11:56 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: otho at October 18, 2012 11:45 PM (yBF/9)
It was a perfect shitstorm of cinema.
Posted by: Jim Lahey at October 18, 2012 11:56 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: JMKN1 at October 18, 2012 11:56 PM (JMKN1)
http://tinyurl.com/rlmlr
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 18, 2012 11:57 PM (aEwHy)
totally ruined bsg when jane espensen took over.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:59 PM (rBgOT)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 12:01 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 19, 2012 12:01 AM (JwW4z)
Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:01 AM (N/1Dm)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:02 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (Mkhiu)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 18, 2012 11:59 PM (rBgOT)
Is that what happened? I just went "(ugh) click."
And when it all ended I read about it and knew I was right.
It was so promising once you got past the fact that the name was wrong, and then you realized it wasn't a water park, it was a complicated toilet.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Picasa Tucasa at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (MPItq)
Posted by: Veruca Salt at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: Jim Lahey at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (jKE+Z)
Hannity repeat starting - the Al Smith dinner with Mitt SLAYING the SCOAMF is on in a few minutes.
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 19, 2012 12:01 AM (JwW4z)
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Must see for political junkies, and others.
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 12:04 AM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 19, 2012 12:05 AM (jucos)
http://tinyurl.com/9uqyxxj
I'll catch up or I won't; I doubt it wrecks anybody's night if I don't show up. In case I go to bed before I get back to the ONT, which is a real possibility, I'd like to take a moment to remind my fellow morons that my hash says "JMB" and yours do not. See you later, maybe.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:05 AM (lJJMb)
Hannity repeat starting - the Al Smith dinner with Mitt SLAYING the SCOAMF is on in a few minutes.
Romney was truly impressive. He has both a great comedy writer and excellent comedic timing.
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:05 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Todd Akin at October 19, 2012 12:06 AM (z9HTb)
In all fairness to me though, I haven't seen him on tv since I was 14 or so, and who knows from gay when you are 14
Posted by: kinlaw at October 18, 2012 10:34 PM (uLTng)
We do. And it is illegal to say they're NOT gay.
Damned hetero-normative rednecks...
Posted by: California Legislature at October 19, 2012 12:06 AM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:06 AM (N/1Dm)
Posted by: Picasa Tucasa at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (MPItq)
Never underestimate the stupidity of the Show Me State. Don't forget, they elected a dead guy once.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:06 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:07 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2012 11:28 PM (z9HTb)
Which reminds me of Joe Cartoon's Superfly Thongzai.
http://scoamf.us/2v
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2012 12:07 AM (Rhie+)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 19, 2012 12:07 AM (jucos)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 12:01 AM (kaalw)
I really, really, *really* hope that's wrong.
The only new part is the Shoebat translation, which I can't confirm other than that while Shoebat is a "partisan" I don't know of any outright lies.
Man, that rustles my jimmies.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:07 AM (bxiXv)
I like my wimmenz like my booze. Cheap, transparent and have me spinning in bed within the hour.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 19, 2012 12:08 AM (aEwHy)
Claire McCaskill is screwed. Todd Akin better not blow this.
Posted by: Picasa Tucasa at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (MPItq)
He is going to be on the Great One's show next week.
And yes, he is the Great One. All of the other idiot talking point spewers are shit.
Except for Plante.
Posted by: RWC at October 19, 2012 12:08 AM (t+Sdx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:03 AM (bxiXv)
I thought the first season was just about the best TV ever. I'm so pissed about what they did to Starbuck halfway through the show.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:09 AM (rBgOT)
"Tag Romney wants to take a swing at President for calling his dad a
liar. I called him a liar too. Go ahead, Tag, take your best shot."
What a sophomore.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 19, 2012 12:09 AM (0It32)
Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2012 12:09 AM (wcjj2)
I posted a while back I was debating libs on a Facebook group called Butler County Politics. The threads have been on abortion. A friend posted a vid of a gynecologist describing the process of a late term abortion. These are a few of the comments:
.
Me: I saw this earlier in the day and didn't want to watch it. I needed to be in the right mood to watch this reinactment and explaination of an abomination.
Will any of our liberal antagonists watch the clip?
.
Lib:i had two miscarriages and i KNOW what it looks like...i know how it hurts and feels and i am a pro choice woman. when you grow a uterus, a vagina, a cervix, fallopian tubes,ovaries and have all the ova you'll ever get in a lifetime at your own birth..when you deal with these organs, periods, blood clots, swollen uterine linings, bursting ovaries, pain, cramping, crying, sweating, and THEN endure 15 years of peri menopause, menopause and post menopause, searing hot flashes, pouring sweat, insomnia, mood changes and then finally grow an EFFING beard..when you do all this..then you can talk to me about abortion. so STFU.
.
Me: I am sorry for what you had to go thru but that doesn't disqualify me from having an opinion and my right to express it. Here, let me get this for you. OMG! Now that that's out of the way, in the words of president Obama, "proceed.".
.
Lib: uh-huh.
.
This is the level of discourse with a lib. Dan
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 19, 2012 12:10 AM (JKNDp)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:07 AM
You're a fucking drunk and you always will be.
Posted by: julian at October 19, 2012 12:10 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:09 AM (rBgOT)
Yeah. I only made it to the start of S3, and a few YT videos of space combat. Not into self-abuse. Well, not *that* kind of self-abuse.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:11 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:11 AM (N/1Dm)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2012 12:11 AM (piMMO)
Except for Plante.
Posted by: RWC at October 19, 2012 12:08 AM (t+Sdx)
I'm glad you acknowledged Chris Plante. There were about to be words spoken. =)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:11 AM (rBgOT)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:09 AM (rBgOT)
Starbuck was a cigar chomping whiskey swilling 'tang chasing HE MAN! Making him a woman was just...
shit
What's next? Jane Bond? They already got that poncy fluffer Daniel Craig swapping spit with some swishy spaniard in the new one, so the Bond series has officially jumped the shark.
Fuck that new POS BSG. I never watched it and I never fucking will.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:12 AM (yh0zB)
Whenever I hear the word kumquat I think of W.C.Fields. Who by his quotes at the link was the original moron.
http://tinyurl.com/rlmlr
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 18, 2012 11:57 PM (aEwHy)
"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?!?!!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2012 12:12 AM (Rhie+)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 19, 2012 12:12 AM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at October 19, 2012 12:13 AM (626t3)
Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2012 12:09 AM (wcjj2)
That was the quarter mile time.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:13 AM (yh0zB)
I was brought up to think of figs as some disgusting brown, icky stuff in the worst cookies ever invented.
Then one day I bought some fresh figs at the store. Really good. And
they still look pretty bad. But tasty. I bought 4 of them and gobbled
them right down.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2012 11:00 PM (8BX2b)
If you want to continue enjoying figs, don't click on this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fig_wasp
Posted by: Fig Wasp at October 19, 2012 12:14 AM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:05 AM (lJJMb)
Mine is FM, has to mean Frigging Metalhead, or Fucking Moron.
Posted by: Berserker at October 19, 2012 12:14 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 19, 2012 12:14 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2012 12:15 AM (Mkhiu)
shit
I agreed with that I LOVED Dirk Benedict in the A-Team, too.
The actress won me over, though, and then they destroyed her character halfway through the show. so they ruined Starbuck TWICE.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:15 AM (rBgOT)
Video with the baby doll?
Couldn't watch it.
Posted by: RWC at October 19, 2012 12:15 AM (t+Sdx)
Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 12:15 AM (2CiZb)
Posted by: Berserker at October 19, 2012 12:16 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:15 AM (rBgOT)
Hey, maybe if they had actually just made a *new* show, instead of just stealing the old names for different things, they wouldn't have ended up burning it down!
Meh, probably not.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:17 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 12:15 AM (2CiZb)
Niiiice. I put a 15# recoil spring in the G36 and cleared up the FTF/FTE problems it was having. The G36 has an unsavory rep for FTF/FTE, I think the 17# spring is too much for it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:18 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:18 AM (N/1Dm)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:07 AM
You're a fucking drunk and you always will be.
Posted by: julian at October 19, 2012 12:10 AM (yBF/9)
Fuck you, I say that!
you readin' fuckin' books again, Julian?
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:19 AM (jKE+Z)
Mormon/Amish/Quaker/Hutterite...
How's anybody supposed to keep up with this shit?
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 19, 2012 12:19 AM (IoNBC)
Meh, probably not.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:17 AM (bxiXv)
no they ruin everything these days with their liberal echo chamber bullshit.
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:19 AM (rBgOT)
I'm going to destroy your ass. I'm gonna beat you within an inch of your
life then I'm going to pound on your ass with my cock until I explode
inside you, you son of a bitch!
Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:18 AM (N/1Dm)
*digs in pockets* I'll bet I could come up with at least a $20 for a bus ticket for him. I'd love to see that smug sanctimonious SOB get his ass handed to him. Tagged, as it were.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:20 AM (yh0zB)
you readin' fuckin' books again, Julian?
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:19 AM (jKE+Z)
--Fuck, I was too drunk to put on the Ray sockpuppet.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:20 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:21 AM (rBgOT)
Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 19, 2012 12:19 AM (rBgOT)
1000 times this.
Posted by: Berserker at October 19, 2012 12:21 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Tagg Romney at October 19, 2012 12:21 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:21 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg>>
Start with reading. Then a little comprehension may help. But most of all just don't blindly agree with your fellow travelers.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 19, 2012 12:22 AM (aEwHy)
Posted by: Jime Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor at October 19, 2012 12:22 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:23 AM (N/1Dm)
I prefer a landing strip or a stripper stripe to the old-skool Disco Bush
Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 19, 2012 12:23 AM (8qoXL)
Dude. Du-u-u-de. Are you unaware that I live in Manhattan?
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 19, 2012 12:23 AM (IoNBC)
I just asked him. Yeah that's right Beau is in the closet in an urn. So what of it?
Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2012 12:23 AM (Mkhiu)
Start with reading. Then a little comprehension may help. But most of all just don't blindly agree with your fellow travelers.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 19, 2012 12:22 AM (aEwHy)
I have a better idea.
Shut up and dance, monkey.
http://injennifershead.com/?p=1841
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:23 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 12:24 AM (BVkEs)
Bubba was at his best today. He gave a speech on the trail in support of
TFG. He made comments that helped Romney while the Dem crowd cheered.
Later on the DNC mouthpieces spun his remarks. He walks away clean.
Yeah, dissing Hillary three weeks before voting: not the brightest move. The Clintons, whatever one may say about them, never forget a diss.
Posted by: Splunge at October 19, 2012 12:24 AM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:18 AM (yh0zB)
People keep saying it's heavyweight bullets in the short barrel, I think it's actually velocity. In other words, with lighter ammo, yes, 17lbs is almost certainly too much spring.
I also see the same spring listed for the G29 and G36 - that *can't* be right, is it?
I vaguely remember back in the day people switching to +Ps in tiny 9s and even the smaller Colts (Officers' etc). Seems community knowledge fades.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:24 AM (bxiXv)
I remember when things like that were UNPOSSIBLE.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:27 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Berserker at October 19, 2012 12:16 AM (FMbng)
...maybe he shouldn't have had the beans, then.
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2012 12:27 AM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: bob at October 19, 2012 12:27 AM (1efte)
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 19, 2012 12:28 AM (IoNBC)
I vaguely remember back in the day people switching to +Ps in tiny
9s and even the smaller Colts (Officers' etc). Seems community knowledge
fades.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:24 AM (bxiXv)
Yes, the G36 uses the same 17# spring as the G29. It is a .45ACP after all, but still I think it is too much spring. I got a lot of practice clearing malfs with it when I took my class at Tigerswan. Frustrating to say the least. I'll bet it would run better now.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:29 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 19, 2012 12:29 AM (IoNBC)
The things you learn.
Posted by: bob at October 19, 2012 12:27 AM (1efte)
Seriously? Never saw that one coming...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:30 AM (yh0zB)
Met him twice and he is awesome. He really, really needs to be syndicated.
Posted by: RWC at October 19, 2012 12:31 AM (t+Sdx)
She has two adopted kids, is rich and smart and hot, but single
hmm
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:31 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 19, 2012 12:31 AM (0It32)
Posted by: Eva Twatgoria at October 19, 2012 12:31 AM (vbh31)
Posted by: zeera at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (Lv9bM)
She has two adopted kids, is rich and smart and hot, but single
hmm
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:31 AM (uLTng)
--Who cares?
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 19, 2012 12:28 AM (IoNBC)
ಠ_ಠ
Posted by: Jonathan Swift at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (AREf/)
Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (Mkhiu)
167 proof, straight up, I'm fucking wasted.
Posted by: Jime Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor at October 19, 2012 12:22 AM (jKE+Z)
Fuck you Lahey you drunk bastard.
Posted by: Ricky at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 12:33 AM (kaalw)
439 Fuck you, I say that! you readin' fuckin' books again, Julian? Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:19 AM (jKE+Z) --Fuck, I was too drunk to put on the Ray sockpuppet.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:20 AM
That's the way she goes, logprof. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't., coz that's the fucking way she goes.
Posted by: ray at October 19, 2012 12:33 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:33 AM (N/1Dm)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:33 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:34 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:35 AM (uLTng)
Obama...same old obama.
I almost feel bad for him...he knows he is outclassed by Romney in every way. No wonder he has so much animosity towards Romney. Its got to be hard looking at the the guy who wants your job knowing he is imminently more capable and qualified then you could ever be.
Posted by: Typical 47%er at October 19, 2012 12:35 AM (ovpNn)
470 Fuck you Lahey you drunk bastard.
Posted by: Ricky at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM
Frigg off Ricky.
Posted by: randy at October 19, 2012 12:35 AM (yBF/9)
I've eaten lots of figs. Fresh, in jam, in preserves, in marmalade.
Maybe I've been eating wasp shit too. But it sure was good.
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:35 AM (IoNBC)
Pictures without elbows or it didn't happen?
Posted by: Al at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:29 AM (yh0zB)
21kpsi vs. 37kpsi. On the G20 they ran into problems only with light loads (for the most part), but if the G29 can handle full-power 10mms (and it can), that is absolutely the wrong spring for a .45.
I have not been following this issue but I'm wondering what they were thinking. A couple pounds lighter would be appropriate, I would think. The fact that it's a common complaint would at least point to *some* mistake made here.
The "FBI Loads" kind of screwed the pooch, people forget the 10mm auto is a magnum round.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (bxiXv)
@466
I'm just wondering dude
I listen to her every morning
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:34 AM (uLTng)
Rachel Maddow is a lesbian....i think Anderson Cooper is too.
Posted by: Typical 47%er at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (ovpNn)
just popping in to say hope everyone is doing well, got a big weekend and big plans
went on a "date" with Hungarian chick - actually she is Romanian - it went well I thought
anyway good night
Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (d/5qf)
I listen to her every morning
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:34 AM (uLTng)
There was a thread where this was discussed earlier in the week...or maybe last week...can't remember. Any-ho, they were listing her past boyfriends and holy shit, if she's batting for the other side there's no question why, she's a loozer magnet. WTF is it with otherwise successful smart wimminz hooking up with the f'n lefty tards?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Typical 47%er at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (ovpNn)
Fuck you Lahey you drunk bastard.
Posted by: Ricky at October 19, 2012 12:32 AM (Zd/NW)
Frig off, Ricky!
Posted by: Randy at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Eva Twatgoria at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (vbh31)
It's a filthy fuckin' job, but somebody's gotta do it.
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:29 AM (yh0zB)
assuminmg you are running 230gr'ers another option would be speed up your reloads with the factory spring. hot loads in a G36 are not fun, but they stop really good....
A friend has a G20 in 10mm and he is switching out springs mainly because he loads master blaster 10mm with blue dot and also powder puff loads that are less than .40S&W
Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (2CiZb)
That's the way she goes, logprof. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't., coz that's the fucking way she goes.
Posted by: ray at October 19, 2012 12:33 AM (yBF/9)
Fuckin' way she goes!
Posted by: Bubbs at October 19, 2012 12:38 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:39 AM (uLTng)
483 hi alljust popping in to say hope everyone is doing well, got a big weekend and big planswent on a "date" with Hungarian chick - actually she is Romanian - it went well I thoughtanyway good night
Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM
Just because she's Romanian doesn't mean she's not Hungary.
Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 12:39 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: JDP at October 19, 2012 12:39 AM (8HhF2)
wondering what they were thinking. A couple pounds lighter would be
appropriate, I would think. The fact that it's a common complaint would
at least point to *some* mistake made here.
The "FBI Loads" kind of screwed the pooch, people forget the 10mm auto is a magnum round.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (bxiXv)
It runs MUCH better with the 15# spring vice the 17# so I would tend to agree with you there, especially given that guns foul rep. It is very ammo dependent which points even more to an incorrect spring. It works good now, I lurves this gun.
Good onya chemjeff!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:39 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 19, 2012 12:39 AM (AREf/)
Posted by: Ron Ru Paul at October 19, 2012 12:40 AM (Q2wni)
just popping in to say hope everyone is doing well, got a big weekend and big plans
went on a "date" with Hungarian chick - actually she is Romanian - it went well I thought
anyway good night
Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (d/5qf)
--Hey chemjeff!
So she was Transylvanian?
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:40 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:33 AM (N/1Dm)
It's even sadder than commenting on twitter?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:40 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 19, 2012 12:40 AM (ovpNn)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:41 AM (d/5qf)
I haven't thought of her in years, but she was a hottie back in the day.
http://www.nndb.com/people/989/000069782/
Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2012 12:41 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:41 AM (d/5qf)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:36 AM (yh0zB)
Why is everyone looking at me?
Posted by: Ann Coulter at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (jKE+Z)
I don't usually comment on how women look, but good Lord, East European women are beautiful.
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (IoNBC)
she has had left boyfriends?
thats is strange
I heard Mary Katherine Ham has a left boyfriend
hmmm
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (uLTng)
Frig off, Ricky!
Posted by: Randy at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM
Don't you have any offs to fuck, Randy?
Posted by: ricky at October 19, 2012 12:43 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: sock it to me at October 19, 2012 12:43 AM (Q2wni)
actually, yes
Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:41 AM (d/5qf)
--Nailed it. Ethnic Magyars have formed a big minority/majority in Transylvania.
Posted by: Ann Coulter at October 19, 2012 12:43 AM (jKE+Z)
would be speed up your reloads with the factory spring. hot loads in a
G36 are not fun, but they stop really good....
Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 12:37 AM (2CiZb)
230gr standard white box Winchester FMJ target ammo, with the 15# I'd get 3 or 4 FTE/FTF in 100 rounds. When the gun got dirty (after 200+ rounds) it would happen every 2 or 3 mags (Pearce+1 extensions so 7rds per). Now I can shoot 500 rounds with maybe 1 or 2, depending on the ammo. It even reliably shoots and cycles Range Partner's light loaded (230gr hollowpoints on 5.0 gr powder) reloads. I'm reloading with 6.0, 6.5 and 7.0, I need to get to the range to see which ones I like best.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (yh0zB)
I wasn't clear enough. Practice leads to better 60' times and cutting better lights. The other guy clearly got a big jump. If you're going to go again read up a little and practice launching.
Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (wcjj2)
He looked and performed great, in general, but he gave the Indonesian Imbecile too much respect. Yes, Mitt did some good jokes about Barky but he still treated him like a "President", which Barky is most definitely NOT. Barky deserves no respect, at all. He has assaulted America, attacked our culture, degraded, demeaned, and debased the White House, and has been the most outrageous and pathetic liar this nation has ever seen. Such a person deserves to be treated like the scum-sucking piece of shit he is, not like a normal person who has a few flaws. Barky is a dangerously evil retard who should be sitting in jail awaiting the execution of his sentence for the very many and very serious crimes he has committed.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (X3lox)
actually, yes
Posted by: chemjeff at October 19, 2012 12:41 AM (d/5qf)
You lucky, lucky dog. Be good to her (yes I know first date).
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (bxiXv)
I don't usually comment on how women look, but good Lord, East European women are beautiful.
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (IoNBC)
--Agreed. Made trips to Slovakia, then Czech Republic and Macedonia, in 2007, and I was floored by the hotness.
Posted by: Ann Coulter at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (jKE+Z)
@485
Who has a problem dude? You ?
I don't
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:39 AM (uLTng)
-----Trying to clarify just what your problem is, Trying to help you testy.
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (BVkEs)
Friendship 7 Flight Director's loop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o-U1Jo78P8&feature=g-all-u
Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (sdi6R)
Frigg off Ricky.
Posted by: randy at October 19, 2012 12:35 AM (yBF/9)
Why don't you go and fire some cheeseburgers into your gut you asshole.
Posted by: Bubbles at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (wcjj2)
I heard Mary Katherine Ham has a left boyfriend
hmmm
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (uLTng)
--Actually, I think she married him.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (jKE+Z)
http://tinyurl.com/95kcqve
Combined with the Dems increasing their registration over 250% from 35K to 90K, it looks like We may end up loosing 2-3 Republican seats... meaning that we'd need to pick up at least 5-6 just to break 50 Senators...
DAMMIT!
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2012 12:45 AM (sZTYJ)
hmmm
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (uLTng)
Evidently, she likes dogs as pets. Dogs that can never be housebroken.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2012 12:46 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:46 AM (yh0zB)
Dude. You're blinded by ideology, most of which I agree with.
He performed magnificently.
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:46 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 19, 2012 12:46 AM (DU15A)
Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:46 AM (N/1Dm)
Posted by: Cyrus at October 19, 2012 12:47 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:48 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:40 AM (jKE+Z)
I don't usually comment on how women look, but good Lord, East European women are beautiful.
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:42 AM (IoNBC)
I hate to be the guy to bring it up, but they sure are awesome until they hit a certain point, and then the "bubushka bomb*" explodes.
*I didn't know that was a thing until some Polish guys told me so, at which point it all snapped into place. It's a truism, unfortunately.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:48 AM (lJJMb)
Posted by: JDP at October 19, 2012 12:49 AM (8HhF2)
Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (wcjj2)
Oh, got it. The CAI + long tube headers + comp tune + 300 pound lighter car might have helped him a bit as well. He ended up winning the bracket for street radial/NA class so I didn't feel too bad losing to him...especially since I was running top down and not really trying to compete (it was a test n' tune, the real race came later).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:49 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Cyrus at October 19, 2012 12:47 AM (Zd/NW)
Fuck off, I got work to do.
Posted by: Cyrus at October 19, 2012 12:49 AM (jKE+Z)
Okay, in the interest of amity and friendship on the ont, I will ask again: why do you think I have a problem?
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:50 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:51 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:48 AM (uLTng)
I know, right? Like Carville/Maitlin (sp?). Whodafuck wants to put up with that shit?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:51 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Cyrus at October 19, 2012 12:47 AM
What, are you filming more episodes of "Happy Days", there, Fonzie?
Posted by: ricky at October 19, 2012 12:51 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:50 AM (uLTng)
--Well, you brought up the lesbianism issue.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:51 AM (jKE+Z)
Exactly the other one I was thinking of!!
Hi honey, you just called my boss a lying piece of shit. How as your day?
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:52 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:44 AM (yh0zB)
that is way too many jams.
Just as a baseline I shot 2 IDPA matches a month with a stock G17 and factory ammo for 2+ years 1and never had any jams
(chrony your loads too if you can, always helps)
Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 12:53 AM (2CiZb)
*I didn't know that was a thing until some Polish guys told me so, at which point it all snapped into place. It's a truism, unfortunately.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:48 AM (lJJMb)
Educate me, Saint. I've never been in a relationship with one of them, I've just always admired their beauty.
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:53 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:51 AM (yh0zB)
Whatever they have when they're alone must be fantastic, because otherwise I can't imagine spending you entire life with someone who thinks your outlook on how society should function, along with the relationship of the individual with his or her government, is flat wrong.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:54 AM (lJJMb)
Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 12:53 AM (2CiZb)
Only happens now with Range Partner's 5.0 grain reloads. Winchester White Box will go through it all day no problems.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM (yh0zB)
I haven't had someone so pathetically grateful that I would talk with him since the guy who's now my husband started pursuing me.
(Lucky for him that my husband briefly had a job doing telephone surveys, so I have some compassion for those toiling in that bottomless pit of suck.)
Posted by: sistrum at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM (SUlmX)
Posted by: J-ROC at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:56 AM (yh0zB)
Asking if someone is a lesbian is a problem?
On the ont, where we reach a junior high school level of discourse, on a good night.
hmmm
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:57 AM (uLTng)
would talk with him since the guy who's now my husband started pursuing
me.
Posted by: sistrum at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM (SUlmX)
It's just wrong how funny that is, while at the same time being very not funny. IRL I'm sort of a shy guy myself.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (N/1Dm)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (1c58W)
Pssssst.....
The woman that asked about the AK-47's at the 2nd debate:
Nina Gonzales is a registered democrat, and surprise! works for the Obama campaign out of Nassau County NY.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (PHb2k)
The answer by Obama to her question will probably turn OH, PA, IA, WI and MI to RED. Democrat gun people could say thay OBAMA was not anti-gun until Tursday night. Then he said he could see an Assault Weapons Ban and banning handguns.
The NRA mailers to the swing states are probably going to measured in TONS. Crowley did him no favors with that choice of question.
Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (zLp5I)
Asking if someone is a lesbian is a problem?
On the ont, where we reach a junior high school level of discourse, on a good night.
hmmm
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:57 AM (uLTng)
--I'm just saying, you're bringing up the creepy issues, and askin' us the pointed questions.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 12:59 AM (jKE+Z)
hmmm
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:57 AM (uLTng)
Ah, such lofty heights we attain here on the ONT. But only on the good nights.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:59 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 12:53 AM (IoNBC)
You ever noticed that ladies of different extraction, on the whole, seemed to look "old" faster than others? The ladies of the Caucasus are somewhat notorious for going from young and beautiful to crone-ish without a nice long spell of aging gracefully. According to the Polish men who lamented this, it's very common.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:59 AM (lJJMb)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:54 AM (lJJMb)
it's not just that they have opposite views about that - I can understand that - but it's that their professions involve moving society towards those views. of course, this isn't much of a probelm for the leftist, since a conservative government follows federalism and allows leftists to make leftist, socialist shitholes of their own states if they have that control, but for the conservative to stay with a leftist who is always trying to lie to society and control everyone's behavior ... it makes no sense, at all. I mean, to live with someone who would have been an informer on the family in the Soviet Union (and we know that there were many such examples, just as the we see among the American left, today) ... I don't know.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2012 01:00 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: J-ROC at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM
J-Roc raps about gangstersand guns, pimpsand hos and Compton. The guy's not from Compton. He's a white kid from a trailer park. He should rap about what he really knows which is living in his mom's trailer eating peanut butter sandwiches.
Posted by: corey at October 19, 2012 01:00 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:00 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM (yh0zB)
good stuff
Check out UMC and American Eagle for factory US made cheap stuff. Sellier and Belloit works good also for foreign made.
also WWB can be manufactured in Eastern Europe so in may not be made in the US
peace out!
Posted by: jake in ID at October 19, 2012 01:00 AM (2CiZb)
You ever noticed that ladies of different extraction, on the whole, seemed to look "old" faster than others? The ladies of the Caucasus are somewhat notorious for going from young and beautiful to crone-ish without a nice long spell of aging gracefully. According to the Polish men who lamented this, it's very common.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 12:59 AM (lJJMb)
--Poland is hundreds of miles from the Caucasus.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:01 AM (jKE+Z)
Pssssst.....
The woman that asked about the AK-47's at the 2nd debate:
I thought at the time, "This will hurt el douche."
Nice to know she was a plant.
Why is it so difficult for them to understand that we're going to keep our guns, no matter what they think about it?
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:01 AM (IoNBC)
_
Are you talking about the Sea Hag look that women of certain ethnic make-ups start to get when they turn 25?
Posted by: runninrebel at October 19, 2012 01:02 AM (N/1Dm)
Posted by: corey at October 19, 2012 01:00 AM (yBF/9)
Smokes! Now!
Posted by: Ricky at October 19, 2012 01:03 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2012 01:03 AM (i0App)
just don't get the mixed relationships
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 12:48 AM (uLTng)
I know, right? Like Carville/Maitlin (sp?). Whodafuck wants to put up with that shit?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:51 AM (yh0zB)
That's the marriage I could never figure out... By the way, have you seen the Mitsubishi Air Conditioning ads that Carville and Matalin do? THey are hysterical! And Matalin ALWAYS gets the last word in them and makes Carville look like a total idiot...
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:04 AM (JwW4z)
She had a smirk on her face that seemed sort of like "I'm an illegal and you don't even know it, suckers."
Posted by: Al at October 19, 2012 01:04 AM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:01 AM (IoNBC)
And then they talk about when the revolution starts...eh, dude, I don't think this is going to work out quite the way you have it planned...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:05 AM (yh0zB)
Now that you mention it, yes--I've noticed that.
I've lived in Korea, where the women are drop-dead gorgeous. Many Korean women remain beautiful well into their 50's.
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:05 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:06 AM (yh0zB)
I haven't had someone so pathetically grateful that I
would talk with him since the guy who's now my husband started pursuing
me.
Posted by: sistrum at October 19, 2012 12:55 AM (SUlmX)
It's just wrong how funny that is, while at the same time being very not funny. IRL I'm sort of a shy guy myself.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (yh0zB)
==========
Shy my husband isn't. It's just he was so smacked upside the head by infatuation he temporarily went -10 on his dice rolls for confidence and suavity.
Posted by: sistrum at October 19, 2012 01:06 AM (SUlmX)
562 Smokes! Now!
Posted by: Ricky at October 19, 2012 01:03 AM
But, I only got 2 left. Here. We cool, right? *high 5 hanging*
Posted by: corey at October 19, 2012 01:06 AM (yBF/9)
562 Smokes! Now!
Posted by: Ricky at October 19, 2012 01:03 AM
But, I only got 2 left. Here. We cool, right? *high 5 hanging*
Posted by: corey at October 19, 2012 01:06 AM (yBF/9)
Seriously, stop it.
Posted by: Julian at October 19, 2012 01:08 AM (jKE+Z)
Pssssst.....
The woman that asked about the AK-47's at the 2nd debate:
Nina Gonzales is a registered democrat, and surprise! works for the Obama campaign out of Nassau County NY.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2012 11:06 PM (PHb2k)
The
answer by Obama to her question will probably turn OH, PA, IA, WI and
MI to RED. Democrat gun people could say thay OBAMA was not anti-gun
until Tursday night. Then he said he could see an Assault Weapons Ban
and banning handguns.
The NRA mailers to the swing states
are probably going to measured in TONS. Crowley did him no favors with
that choice of question.
Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 12:58 AM (zLp5I)
ALREADY GOT THE EMAILS, BABY. As did all the bitter clingers in PA and OH. I still find it kinda cute that they think there's still a gun control debate. There's not. The right to keep and bear has been confirmed by the US Supreme Court, and laws restricting ownership and carrying will only continue to reflect that. I know I, and many other pro-2A proponents (formerly known as "gun dicks" by Ace) are quite pleased with the current status, but intend to make sure people in Chicago have the same rights as those in Idaho. It's going to be a blast. Ironically, we're working to restore gun rights to minorities who were denied those rights after emancipation, but we're the redneck gun-nut assholes. What a world.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:08 AM (lJJMb)
Posted by: Trevor at October 19, 2012 01:08 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: sistrum at October 19, 2012 01:06 AM (SUlmX)
That's a little more funny then. Still kinda painfully close though...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:08 AM (yh0zB)
A delusional world view will kinda do that...
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:09 AM (pFU0Y)
Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:09 AM (sOtz/)
George, haven't seen it. I'll have to see if I can find it on youtube or something.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:06 AM (yh0zB)
Here's one of them: http://tinyurl.com/9rygce6 - there are at least a couple more out there...
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:09 AM (JwW4z)
France’s Interior Minister Manuel Valls (photo) announced on Thursday that the government will make it easier for foreigners to become French citizens. Valls argued, “French nationality should not be sold-off or reserved for the elite.”
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 19, 2012 01:09 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: someone at October 19, 2012 01:11 AM (bqjJT)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 19, 2012 01:09 AM (e8kgV)
LOL. French nationality is a booby prize for retards and a backstage pass for anti-Western lunatics.
I still can't believe we didn't just kick their sorry, back-stabbing asses out of NATO completely.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2012 01:12 AM (X3lox)
Somehow, this salting of audiences with shills in debates needs to be tamped down.
I propose a candidate forfeits 20 EV's every time a shill is exposed in a debate audience. That should be a sufficient level of pain for both sides to ensure the audience is properly vetted.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:13 AM (pFU0Y)
You are correct, of course. I was searching for a geographical term to make it sound nicer since the ultimate thrust of that post was that I was repeating eastern Euros' assertions that some women get ugly and old, instead of just old. I know it's not the moron way, but I prefer tact at all times. In this case, that bias made me type something that was wrong.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:13 AM (lJJMb)
Seems Fidel Castro had a major stroke.
So what kind of slobbering news can we expect from the mfm for their favorite dictator.
http://tinyurl.com/9vx9j5c
Posted by: YIKES! at October 19, 2012 01:14 AM (PlCer)
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 01:14 AM (BVkEs)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:14 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:13 AM (lJJMb)
<gasp> Someone was wrong on the internets???? That insurance commercial I saw on the TV assures me that this cannot be! (They can't put anything that is not true on the TV. I saw that on TV.)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:15 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:05 AM (yh0zB)
Yeah. They quite literally have no fucking idea.
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:15 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (pFU0Y)
Posted by: someone at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (bqjJT)
does you state have initiatives/propositions?
I'm in cali, we have a bunch on the ballot this time around
cutting through the bs to figure out if it valid or not is tough
bond issues are the same
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:18 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:18 AM (pFU0Y)
Yep. It's a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:18 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Julian at October 19, 2012 01:08 AM
Oh, my Julian, my handsome Julian. Patrick Swayze you were so fuckin' sexy in Road House and fuckin' Dirty Dancing.
Posted by: conky at October 19, 2012 01:18 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: someone at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (bqjJT)
While that commercial is awful, the guy did bear a striking resemblance to Gerard Depardieu, who is the height of sex appeal in France.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2012 01:19 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (uLTng)
GGE's General Rule of Thumb: If it's the government (at any level) asking for more money...say no.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:19 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: someone at October 19, 2012 01:11 AM (bqjJT)
--Yeah, I'd rather he spend his time here.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:19 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 01:14 AM (BVkEs)
Never EVER vote yes on a bond issue. It will cost much more than the bond it for, and it just encourages the issuing government to waste all their other money AND the bond money as an excuse for spending even more!
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2012 01:19 AM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (pFU0Y)
Do you think that Castro would trust a Doctor that he forces to live in that Communist hellhole?
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2012 01:20 AM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (pFU0Y)
Apparently not since a surgical team from Spain had to do some sort of bowel resection on Comandante Fidel a few years back.
Posted by: YIKES! at October 19, 2012 01:21 AM (PlCer)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:21 AM (yh0zB)
If Castro kicks before the election, Obama will claim credit to try and flip the south FL Cuban vote.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:18 AM (pFU0Y)
I wouldn't vote [FORE!] him, but if he got agitated and scared enough to do the Castro brothers, I'd at least throw him a high-five should I bump into him after he's done presidentin'.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:21 AM (lJJMb)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:21 AM (yh0zB)
PurpAv, it sometimes seems like President Obama puts politics above other considerations; but that can't be, right? he is the lightbringer
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:22 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:22 AM (sOtz/)
That's my rule, too. Alabama is governed by the Constitution of 1901, which has been amended so many times that even most attorneys don't know what it says.
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:23 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:23 AM (2Nzn8)
ace has not really spent much time hangin on the ont has he?
i know ha has dropped in now and again
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:24 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: laughing at neck braces at October 19, 2012 01:24 AM (nVqtU)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:24 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: laughing at neck braces at October 19, 2012 01:24 AM (nVqtU)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:25 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:13 AM (lJJMb)
--I'm so drunk I had to scroll up to recollect what you were talking about.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:25 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:26 AM (pFU0Y)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:25 AM (jKE+Z)
damn... I got to catch up...time to get another beer!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:26 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:26 AM (pFU0Y)
It is my goal to make it to where my very existence causes leftys to have brain aneurysms.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:28 AM (yh0zB)
I propose a candidate forfeits 20 EV's every time a shill is exposed in a debate audience. That should be a sufficient level of pain for both sides to ensure the audience is properly vetted.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:13 AM (pFU0Y)
Then the assholes would load the debates up with Republican plants and as they answer the questions "discover" the questioners were republicans.
But the RNC and Romney need to draw a line in the sand. They should make an example out of Crowley. Make her apologize publically. Draw a line in the sand. Call it shooting one to encourage the others. Otherwise this shit will just go on and get more blatant. Now is the time, this is the last debate for 4 years. Tell the Pres Debate Comm that either it happens or they are out of a fucking job.
They won't because:
A) they are dickless;
B) Romney lucked out that her F'up drew attention to an Obama F'up;
C) Romney is going ahead and they do not want to blow it and they have no dicks.
Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 01:28 AM (zLp5I)
@578 Islamic Rage Boy
France is done. Link below.
Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:22 AM (sOtz/)
Beagle, if you (or other morons!) haven't read "While Europe Slept" by Bruce Bawer, you need to. Go through Ace's Amazon link if you want to pay the Ewok, else follow this one: http://tinyurl.com/8rap8sb
Bawer is an American expat to Norway who is gay-married, so his liberal bona fides are in order. He's an out and proud proggy. In short, he's unassailable in the politics of indivuality and yet takes a strong stand against the islamization of Europe from a classical liberal point of view. It's worth your time.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:28 AM (lJJMb)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:28 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:30 AM (2Nzn8)
grab me a coldy too, will ya?
I wanna get as drunk as logprof, but I'm out
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:28 AM (uLTng)
--Just don't drive!
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:31 AM (jKE+Z)
B) Romney lucked out that her F'up drew attention to an Obama F'up;
C) Romney is going ahead and they do not want to blow it and they have no dicks.
Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 01:28 AM (zLp5I)
And plus, they have no dicks.kinlaw c|~| (lets see how that worked out)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:31 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 19, 2012 01:31 AM (lJJMb)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:32 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:25 AM (jKE+Z)
You are not drunk
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:32 AM (2Nzn8)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:32 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:33 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at October 19, 2012 01:33 AM (IlZPo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 01:33 AM (6W127)
Poisoned cigars? Why haven't they garrotted the motherfucker?
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:34 AM (IoNBC)
I'm in cali, we have a bunch on the ballot this time around
cutting through the bs to figure out if it valid or not is tough
If you want to cut down on the work required, just go to the SEIU state website and print out their voter guide.
Then vote exactly the opposite. You can't miss.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2012 01:34 AM (ccXZP)
i know ha has dropped in now and again
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:24 AM (uLTng)
Well the ONT was originally created to keep the morons occupied at night and give ace some 'me' time off the clock. So for him hanging out in the ONT is sorta like going into the office on a Saturday.
Posted by: Mætenloch at October 19, 2012 01:34 AM (XkotV)
Poisoned cigars? Why haven't they garrotted the motherfucker?
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:34 AM (IoNBC)
--Yeah seriously. according to those evil CIA movies with MATT DAMON!! the CIA shoulda pulled that shit off 40 years ago.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:35 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:36 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 01:36 AM (6W127)
Obama actually seemed to enjoy himself at times, like he was relieved.Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:33 AM (FcR7P)
I think a lot of people were right, Obama does not want the job. Everyone around him wants him to have the job, but he does not; and he does not have enough brains or balls to say NO.
Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 01:36 AM (zLp5I)
Libya--
The only thing faster than swift justice is apparently a jagoff NYT reporter.
Posted by: Pussyfart McTickletits, NOW spokeswomyn at October 19, 2012 01:36 AM (GEIib)
and as they answer the questions "discover" the questioners were
republicans.
The campaigns should be allowed a voir dire on the audience...with unlimited rejections.
The audience that's allowed to ask questions should be agreeable to BOTH sides, and not picked by the moderator's company or host venue.
We gotta find a way, any way, to stop this shilling shit. Its undermining the process.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:37 AM (pFU0Y)
And then the CIA wonders why no one respects the agency.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 01:38 AM (6W127)
632 Well the ONT was originally created to keep the morons occupied at night and give ace some 'me' time off the clock. So for him hanging out in the ONT is sorta like going into the office on a Saturday.
Posted by: Mætenloch at October 19, 2012 01:34 AM
But, the office has liquor.
Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 01:39 AM (yBF/9)
hey maet, that post was responding to someone who wished ace was here more, and I was just trying to say that he really doesn't hang out here much
so yeah, I know how that works
and who are you calling a moron?
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:39 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2012 01:40 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 01:39 AM (yBF/9)
Strictly BYOB. By the way, whoever the asshole was that swiped my hooch...I dickwiped the bottle. How do deze nutz taste lulz
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:41 AM (yh0zB)
one way or another @PurpAv, we have got to get this debate thing evened out, even if the Repubs just refuse to do them
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:42 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:39 AM (uLTng)
You, me...we're all morons! And I am your King!
Posted by: Arthur, King of the Morons at October 19, 2012 01:42 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Zakn at October 19, 2012 01:43 AM (SVKpG)
Posted by: Zakn at October 19, 2012 01:43 AM (SVKpG)
Aye aye!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:43 AM (yh0zB)
633 630 You know, I want to defend the CIA on Castro, but they haven't done shit about Castro.
Poisoned cigars? Why haven't they garrotted the motherfucker?
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:34 AM (IoNBC)
--Yeah seriously. according to those evil CIA movies with MATT DAMON!! the CIA shoulda pulled that shit off 40 years ago.Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:35 AM (jKE+Z)
After the Church Commission in the 70's, all that went away. Then add in the politically correct Clinton years, where we could not even recruit someone who may have had a parking ticket, much less criminals and murderers; we can only hope the bastards die of old age in bed.
We will never try to over throw any assholes like Castro, Chavez, or even support opposition to any of the idiots running Ecuador, Bolivia, or Argentina. Although this is probably the right way to do things.
Stay out, unless someone else external is intruding. Especially enemies of the US like Russia, Iran, China, and France.
Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 01:43 AM (zLp5I)
"Well the ONT was originally created to keep the morons occupied at night"
we need to be kept busy, so we don't hurt ourselves, lol
can you say short bus?
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (uLTng)
Why don't we have our own network? There's only enough tits in the world for three years and eight months of uninterrupted new programming, we can use the rest for politics.
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (nZvGM)
Strictly BYOB. By the way, whoever the asshole was that swiped my hooch...I dickwiped the bottle. How do deze nutz taste lulz
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:41 AM
Meh. A bit salty, actually. Still good, though. You want it back?
Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (yBF/9)
@584
does you state have initiatives/propositions?
I'm in cali, we have a bunch on the ballot this time around
cutting through the bs to figure out if it valid or not is tough
bond issues are the same
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:17 AM (uLTng)
I finally decided "no" to the lot. Everything that sounded halfway good at first blush had some trojan horse thing in the actual wording.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (kaalw)
Seems like some of the problem could be resolved with a timer and an automatic off switch on the microphone. Pull a question out of a bingo drum and alternate who starts first. Questions get reviewed and vetted by a panel of rabid lefties and rabid righties - they have to be approved by both before they go in the bingo drum.
Moderator does nothing but pull questions.
Posted by: someone at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (bqjJT)
Without that first debate we would probably be looking at losing this election. Just taking your ball and going home is not a good strategy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2012 01:45 AM (ccXZP)
Just kill the sonofabitch and be done with it.
Whatever it takes, just kill the bastard.
What's so difficult about this?
Posted by: Scobface at October 19, 2012 01:45 AM (IoNBC)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (uLTng)
Thought you went night night!
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:45 AM (2Nzn8)
Posted by: Arthur, King of the Morons at October 19, 2012 01:42 AM (yh0zB)
No we're not, we're an anarcho-syndicalist collective...l
Posted by: Dennis, who is neither old nor a womyn at October 19, 2012 01:45 AM (sZTYJ)
years and eight months of uninterrupted new programming, we can use the
rest for politics.
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (FcR7P)
And then after the elections it's nothing but re-runs.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:46 AM (yh0zB)
Time to get a sample ballot. Voting straight R, but want to look at them pesky local bond issues.
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 19, 2012 01:14 AM (BVkEs)
Never EVER vote yes on a bond issue. It will cost much more than
the bond it for, and it just encourages the issuing government to waste
all their other money AND the bond money as an excuse for spending even
more!
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2012 01:19 AM (sZTYJ)
Simple rule on bond issues -- have they paid off the last ones?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:46 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:46 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:46 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (kaalw)
No, no, no. There's a new crop every four years!
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (yBF/9)
After you backwashed in it? Nah, I'm good.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: D. Hopper at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (AVfT8)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:47 AM (kaalw)
sorry for the confusion lou, I was just telling logprof that I wasn't going to be driving, going anywhere (but bed)
doesn't matter, Im stone cold sober :-(
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:48 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:48 AM (yh0zB)
StPatrick_TN
I've read Bawer at Frontpage. The Islamization of EuropeI've been following for about eleven years. Also good is Bat Ye'or on Eurabia and Melanie Phillips on Londonistan.Spencer at Jihad Watch keeps track on a daily basis.
Link to Bawer's FP aricles below:
Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:48 AM (sOtz/)
We gotta find a way, any way, to stop this shilling shit. Its undermining the process.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 01:37 AM (pFU0Y)
We need to fight back and call them on it. Publish the deltas in time allowed, number of interruptions, etc. Start with making an example out of Crowley.
And have someone with a fucking clue and a disrespect for the media approve the venues, formats and moderators like you all have been suggesting.
Posted by: rd says Crowley and CNN are idiots at October 19, 2012 01:49 AM (zLp5I)
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:49 AM (2Nzn8)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:48 AM (uLTng)
those may be the saddest words ever uttered on an ONT...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:50 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:50 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:50 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: BignJames at October 19, 2012 01:50 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 19, 2012 01:50 AM (nZvGM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 01:51 AM (6W127)
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:49 AM (2Nzn
Yo ho!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:51 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:49 AM (2Nzn
Frig off
Posted by: Randy Bo-Bandy at October 19, 2012 01:51 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:48 AM (uLTng)
Thats ok, I am always the drunk bitch on the ont! Love You, mean it!
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:51 AM (2Nzn8)
I can get dq'ed from this thing for being sober, I think
for god's sake don't tell maetenloch
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:52 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:53 AM (yh0zB)
Have you seen the internals in that PA poll? Whoa, they asked the undecideds how they were leaning:
Don't Know: 44%....
Romney: 42%....
Obama: 5%....!
Now, that's DOOM by my reading...
Posted by: Meremortal, oh yes at October 19, 2012 01:53 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (kaalw)
Ahoy!
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (jKE+Z)
We have a West Coast, ya know...
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:50 AM (FcR7P )
No one is. We are all figments of you imagination...
Posted by: The Political Hat, A Figment of Your Imagination at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (uLTng)
Heffavightson. (Eesh. Not sure that makes it any easier.)
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (FcR7P)
that's easy for YOU to say...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:55 AM (yh0zB)
How about this, not any women I know is a size 1 gay guys, maybe you should get a fucking clue, just my opinion!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:56 AM (2Nzn8)
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:56 AM (FcR7P)
682 674 Who the fuck is still on the ont? Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:49 AM
Frig off
Posted by: Randy Bo-Bandy at October 19, 2012 01:51 AM
In this ONT it's one motherfucker for one and all motherfucker for all motherfuckers.
Posted by: j-roc at October 19, 2012 01:56 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 01:56 AM (sOtz/)
Yo ho ho and a bottle of *squints* heif-en-wietzen...hefe-watzen...hefe-wiezen...howdafuck do you say that anyway?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:53 AM (yh0zB)
Unlike the BS "i before e except after c or when sounded like 'a' like in neighbor and weigh" that we put up with in English, German is really easy.
'ei' sounds like the 'i' in "nice"; 'ie' sounds like it does in "piece".
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:57 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: BignJames at October 19, 2012 01:58 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:58 AM (uLTng)
Heffavightson. (Eesh. Not sure that makes it any easier.)
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 01:54 AM (FcR7P)
that's easy for YOU to say...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:55 AM (yh0zB)
And here I was thinking the American midwest pronunciation: "brewski".
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:58 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Richard at October 19, 2012 01:59 AM (5t/xx)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:57 AM (kaalw)
heffa-wheezin...got it!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:59 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 01:51 AM (yh0zB)
Who you calling a ho?? Just fucking with ya.
Tim Gunn bothered by a bra, so fabuulouss!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:59 AM (2Nzn8)
Heyyyyyyy, you know Charlie Darwin named his ship after you, ya lucky dog ya!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:00 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:57 AM (kaalw)
heffa-wheezin...got it!
Unless you're dyslectic!
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 02:00 AM (FcR7P)
is it any surprise that they want women to look like either boys (for the gays) or look like shit (so the old women aren't jealous)?
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 02:01 AM (uLTng)
Watching project runway, always gay guy wins it, yeah, we know, gays are the ones who get to decide what women wear.
How about this, not any women I know is a size 1 gay guys, maybe you should get a fucking clue, just my opinion!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 01:56 AM (2Nzn
So how come the people who ran out to congratulate the guy were all hot blonde girls? I was walking through while the BH was watching and thought, "wow -- a straight guy got it for once!"
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:01 AM (kaalw)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDoWtqIGUjY
And with that until I sober up and drag myself to work as I zot stuff and read a lenghthy manual as a "refresher" on how not to die a horrible, horrible death...
Night all.
Posted by: The Political Hat, A Figment of Your Imagination at October 19, 2012 02:01 AM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:01 AM (yh0zB)
'ei' sounds like the 'i' in "nice"; 'ie' sounds like it does in "piece".
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 01:57 AM (kaalw)
--As my German prof said in college:
"Spanish and French, few rules, many exceptions.
German, many rules, no exceptions."
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 02:02 AM (jKE+Z)
"gays are the ones who get to decide what women wear"
Bingo! This is why fashion models are usually boyish and boobless skeletons. Karl Lagerfeld is, brace yourself, gay. He's always prattling on about how models aren't too skinny. If your beauty ideal is a fourteen year old boy, and his is, I guess it all makes sense.
Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 02:02 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 02:03 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 02:00 AM (FcR7P)
heh...gotta go get another heifer-wheezin! (sounds like what happens when cows fuck...)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:04 AM (yh0zB)
Could probably use the two internetz beers someone told me they'd buy me if K-State beat OU but I can't remember who it was.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 19, 2012 02:04 AM (ma+gB)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 02:04 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:05 AM (kaalw)
LOL just read this again:
"Well the ONT was originally created to keep the morons occupied at night"
we need to be kept busy, so we don't hurt ourselves, lol
can you say short bus?
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 01:44 AM (uLTng)
i was thinking chafing....
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 02:07 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:01 AM (kaalw)
Well, dvr'd it. So still on the first part. But Thats ok, I really have been over Project Runway for at least a bit.
You will be proud of me, my step-daughter is going to vote Romney, Yeah, proud mama!
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:07 AM (2Nzn8)
Posted by: BignJames at October 19, 2012 02:07 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Larry "O-Dog" O'Donell at October 19, 2012 02:07 AM (8HhF2)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:05 AM (kaalw)
--The usual punchline is that in hell you wind up with a Japanese house, a Chinese job, an English chef, and an American wife.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 02:08 AM (jKE+Z)
no, its not really a magic number
I am going to go to bed so i at least can DREAM about getting drunk
night-night 'rons and 'ettes
Posted by: kinlaw at October 19, 2012 02:10 AM (uLTng)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:10 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 02:08 AM (jKE+Z)
He's Swiss, so you get the all-European version.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (kaalw)
And Libyan security.
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (6W127)
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (2Nzn8)
hell is where the help is French, the cooks are English, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all managed by Italians."
And Libyan security.
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (FcR7P)
....and Marxist Kenyan leadership.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:12 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (6W127)
Nah, they played that earlier, right after "The Knights Templar and the Alien Freemason Connection"
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:12 AM (yh0zB)
Was there a straight guy?
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM (2Nzn
I'm not sure. I just noted that the young women that ran out and threw themselves on the winner had me thinking he might not be gay.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:13 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Zakn at October 19, 2012 02:14 AM (SVKpG)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:15 AM (yh0zB)
Holy crap, I'm about to complain about a cough. See link below.
I think the Mucinex just kicked in. G'nite morons and moronettes. Hope you have a good Friday.
Posted by: Beagle at October 19, 2012 02:15 AM (sOtz/)
Shit, was that politically incorrect?
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:16 AM (2Nzn8)
But if she were Swiss, she should make you cocoa ...
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:17 AM (/OhbZ)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 19, 2012 02:18 AM (6Zy+s)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:13 AM (kaalw)
http://tinyurl.com/6ns4vl
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:18 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde
Man, he was working the keyboard! Is that a Jerry Lee Lewis song?
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 02:18 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 19, 2012 02:18 AM (9Taqp)
728 And again History Channel goes off the tracks. 'Lost Magic Decoded.' Really? What next? 'Magic of the Freemason Aliens?'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:11 AM
"Bigfoot Blitzkrieg
id Sasquatch really fly the Stukas?"Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 02:19 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 19, 2012 02:04 AM (ma+gB)
Well, I am gonna buy you a beer. You guys kicked OU's ass. Congrats!! We are not going anywhere this year!
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:19 AM (2Nzn8)
gotta have a nice hambone for beans
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:19 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:19 AM (/OhbZ)
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1337573
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:19 AM (6W127)
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2012 02:18 AM (FcR7P)
Dunno. Maybe?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:20 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 19, 2012 02:18 AM (9Taqp)
--Because it was cheap (for Manitoba [legally]))
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 02:21 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:21 AM (6W127)
vehicle. It has been customized and is a real attention getter. Trophy
winner. I just put a new 1600cc remanufactured engine in it. It has
MSD Ignition. Green w/ Gold Metal flake paint. The rear has been
customized with 1959 Plymouth fins. Looks like a Batmobile only green.
Thunderbird Hood scoop. Triumph molded rear bumper. Thunderbird
bucket seats with imitation leopard cloth interior. 4 wheel disc brakes.
Custom wheels. the roadster portion was made with a hood off of an
1989 oldsmobile. This car has no top so it must be garaged. Runs strong
and no rust. has air shocks on rear. Am/Fm Cassette radio.
O! M! G! This is made of awesome and WIN! LOL! I WANT THIS CAR!!! Imitation leopard cloth interior??? WANT! LIKE! BURNING!!!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:23 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:24 AM (/OhbZ)
like the time i stole the traffic cone, it probably won't seem like such a good idea once i'm sober...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:25 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:24 AM (/OhbZ)
*tries hard to be funny*
oh wait...you drop it in the boiling water with the beans...never mind...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:26 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:27 AM (6W127)
Posted by: BignJames at October 19, 2012 02:28 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 19, 2012 02:28 AM (9Taqp)
Tee hee. Love ya late night morons!
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:30 AM (2Nzn8)
No, from my perspective over the last 9 years here on this site,
The ONT helped me stay sane....and also let me channel my inner insane.
This site is a gift.
Night to you the MandM's
Posted by: Richard at October 19, 2012 02:30 AM (5t/xx)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:31 AM (yh0zB)
no!
no, no no no no!
The frog gets into the pot with the beans and then you turn the heat up ...
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:31 AM (/OhbZ)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 19, 2012 02:28 AM (9Taqp)
--Yep, I go weekly to ND, and never miss a chance to buy my allowance of booze at the far cheaper US rate.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 02:31 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:30 AM (2Nzn
Love ya! Mean it! lol
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:32 AM (yh0zB)
OMG could the gay guys be any gayer, really, how do they push the envelope on gayness? Just asking!
Shit, was that politically incorrect?
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:16 AM (2Nzn
The problem that gay guys have is that they are a minority -- let's just posit 5%, although that's a source of contention. That means they've got to have some way of "advertising" for potential partners that can overcome 95% noise -- so they have to shout their availability 20x louder.
Hetero guys shower, dress nice, try to act witty and sophisticated.....now just amp that up by a factor of 20, even without attempting to skew it toward their desired audience. Instead of a 10-minute shower, try 200 minutes of primping; instead of dressing nice, try mimicking a fashion model; instead of acting witty and sophisticated, try being the life of the party.
It's not their fault, really -- the math is against them. It'd be like a Jewish guy who won't shut up about the yeshiva -- it's annoying to goys, but it increases his chances of finding a "nice girl" that he can take home.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:32 AM (kaalw)
The frog gets into the pot with the beans and then you turn the heat up ...
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:31 AM (/OhbZ)
Ah! That's what I'm doing wrong then...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:33 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Richard at October 19, 2012 02:35 AM (5t/xx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:36 AM (6W127)
oh wait...you drop it in the boiling water with the beans...never mind...
no!
no, no no no no!
The frog gets into the pot with the beans and then you turn the heat up ...
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:31 AM (/OhbZ)
No, no, no, no, no..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LxC3M-Yngs
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:38 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:39 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:39 AM (2Nzn8)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:40 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:32 AM (yh0zB)
You too!
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 19, 2012 02:40 AM (2Nzn8)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:41 AM (kaalw)
GGE, I joke about the KGs that they are the world's slowest Italian sports car. Geez, did they drag this one out of a pond?
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1259418
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:42 AM (6W127)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:42 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:42 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:44 AM (6W127)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:42 AM (6W127)
wow...where's the rest of it?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:44 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:46 AM (yh0zB)
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1259418
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:42 AM (6W127)
wow...where's the rest of it?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:44 AM (yh0zB)
Still on the bottom of the pond?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:46 AM (kaalw)
Don't be a monkey and fling your poos
Thanks fer sharin' yer interesting views,
I hope you get some wonderful news!
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:47 AM (/OhbZ)
cooth, it's here:
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1337573
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:46 AM (yh0zB)
Wow. The little headrest thingies are an interesting touch.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:49 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at October 19, 2012 02:49 AM (/OhbZ)
There isn't the rest of it. It is an early 1969 Karmann Ghia cabriolet missing its top. And I do not see the top frame in the pictures of parts.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:49 AM (6W127)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 02:49 AM (yh0zB)
"Hefe" means yeast, "Weizen" means wheat.
Hefeweizen is a top fermented, unfiltered, bottle conditioned wheat
beer with a noticeable yeast sediment and a cloudy appearance.
Wheat beers are also referred to as Weissbiers (white beers)
because before the invention of pale lagers and pale ales, most
beers were dark. Wheat beers were the exception
as the wheat content lightened the colour of the beer.
Hefeweizens are usually quite sweet and fruity, with a full body.
The typical hefeweizen taste, which distinguishes it from its
Belgian wheat beer cousins is produced by the types of yeast used in
Bavaria. There are often medicinal or clove
flavours, produced by chemicals called phenols engendered by the
yeast. Other chemicals produced by the yeast, called esters,
produce bubble gum, banana and vanilla flavours.
Esters are also used in sweets like pear drops or fruit gums.
Hefeweizens are very lightly hopped
so have little bitterness and harshness. The ratio of wheat
to barley malt used is commonly
around 50:50 but the wheat portion may rise to as much as 70%.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:53 AM (kaalw)
Sleep would be nice. Kittens were extra cute and funny today. The horses were all well behaved, even Uncle Horse. And Ellie, who both saw the vet today.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 02:53 AM (r7Ddb)
Hefeweizens are usually quite sweet and fruity, with a full body.
The typical hefeweizen taste, which distinguishes it from its
Belgian wheat beer cousins is produced by the types of yeast used in
Bavaria. There are often medicinal or clove
flavours, produced by chemicals called phenols engendered by the
yeast. Other chemicals produced by the yeast, called esters,
produce bubble gum, banana and vanilla flavours.
Esters are also used in sweets like pear drops or fruit gums.
Hefeweizens are very lightly hopped
so have little bitterness and harshness. The ratio of wheat
to barley malt used is commonly
around 50:50 but the wheat portion may rise to as much as 70%.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:53 AM (kaalw)
i dunno if you know this, coothie, but i mostly only wanna drink a Hef if its gonna be a beer for me. i prefer the more vanilla notes to it. Unfiltered are nice, too.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 02:56 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:56 AM (kaalw)
I haven't seen him swoop in for the kill for a bit ...
This would be me ... if I owned a game ...
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1181592539-kittehsUntitled2.b.jpg
Posted by: Adriane ... at October 19, 2012 02:58 AM (/OhbZ)
funny today. The horses were all well behaved, even Uncle Horse. And
Ellie, who both saw the vet today.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 02:53 AM (r7Ddb)
How's Uncle Horse? Why did he have the vet today? It doesn't seem very long since his last vet visit....
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:58 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 02:59 AM (6W127)
wanna drink a Hef if its gonna be a beer for me. i prefer the more
vanilla notes to it. Unfiltered are nice, too.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 02:56 AM (r7Ddb)
Well, now I know what to bring if I want to meet Uncle Horse IRL!
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:59 AM (kaalw)
Please don't tell me the scores...because I plan to watch Thurs. Night on Saturday Morning!
Almost overdosing on football...a game every night.
Posted by: Sexypig at October 19, 2012 03:02 AM (pvoP4)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:02 AM (yh0zB)
How's Uncle Horse? Why did he have the vet today? It doesn't seem very long since his last vet visit....
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:58 AM (kaalw)
we took the bandages off his foot and are keeping an eye on it. its kinda hot but no longer weeping pus. hopefully we are in the home stretch!!!!
hes got three new feral kittens from a new kitty that showed up in the hay barn. Three black, one grey striped . i was mulling naming the three black ones Soot, Cinder, and Ace. the grey one is flash. I almost never see her and i have only seen mom once.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:04 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:05 AM (yh0zB)
Please don't tell me the scores...because I plan to watch Thurs. Night on Saturday Morning!
Almost overdosing on football...a game every night.
Posted by: Sexypig at October 19, 2012 03:02 AM (pvoP4)
--I won't tell, but just say that my one fantasy team involved did so-so vs. my opponent.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:08 AM (jKE+Z)
How's Uncle Horse? Why did he have the vet today? It doesn't seem very long since his last vet visit....
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 02:58 AM (kaalw)
we
took the bandages off his foot and are keeping an eye on it. its kinda
hot but no longer weeping pus. hopefully we are in the home stretch!!!!
hes
got three new feral kittens from a new kitty that showed up in the hay
barn. Three black, one grey striped . i was mulling naming the three
black ones Soot, Cinder, and Ace. the grey one is flash. I almost never
see her and i have only seen mom once.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:04 AM (r7Ddb)
Oh, so this was a check that there's no infection trapped inside the otherwise apparently good healing?
What is he going to do with that many cats? I mean -- any more and he'll have to face the infamous problem of herding them.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 03:10 AM (kaalw)
Gushie, I recommend the Widmer Brother's Hefeweizen. It's pretty good, I think, but then again I'm not a beer snob or anything.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:02 AM (yh0zB)
neither am i. My beer drinking is confined mostly to sitting in the red chair under the big tree by the barn with a cat in my lap, feeling mellow kind of activity.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:10 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:04 AM (r7Ddb)
At this rate, even if you fix them all, you will have 200 by next October!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 03:11 AM (bxiXv)
Oh, so this was a check that there's no infection trapped inside the otherwise apparently good healing?
What is he going to do with that many cats? I mean -- any more and he'll have to face the infamous problem of herding them.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 03:10 AM (kaalw)
i catch them and fix them. many leave home without comment. my feed barn has no rats. neither does my stable.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:12 AM (r7Ddb)
the red chair under the big tree by the barn with a cat in my lap,
feeling mellow kind of activity.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:10 AM (r7Ddb)
It would be a good one for that methinks.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:14 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:15 AM (/OhbZ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:16 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 03:11 AM (bxiXv)
sadly the varmits and owls make sure thats not an issue
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:16 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:18 AM (jKE+Z)
My beer drinking is confined mostly to sitting in
the red chair under the big tree by the barn with a cat in my lap,
feeling mellow kind of activity.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:10 AM (r7Ddb)
It would be a good one for that methinks.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:14 AM (yh0zB)
i will suggest Grim pick some up
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:18 AM (r7Ddb)
Good luck with your projects.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 03:21 AM (6W127)
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:21 AM (/OhbZ)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:22 AM (r7Ddb)
Good luck with your projects.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 03:21 AM (6W127)
I did not see you on "real NaNo" but the search was a little wonky. I am worried they did not pay their bills!
Will check again when I can. Which is now, duh.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 19, 2012 03:23 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:27 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:22 AM (r7Ddb)
--Nope. I have no idea what you look like. Just pretend you're a Hindu love goddess. Otherwise, my dreams are just missed opportunities and the laughter of my 5 month old son.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:28 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:28 AM (jKE+Z)
Is that the one with all the arms?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:29 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:30 AM (yh0zB)
HT_sort_of_H
http://www.gothambynight.com/scion/Kali.jpg
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:32 AM (/OhbZ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:32 AM (yh0zB)
pretend you're a Hindu love goddess. Otherwise, my dreams are just
missed opportunities and the laughter of my 5 month old son.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:28 AM (jKE+Z)
that works. dont forget to add pointy glasses with rhinestones on them, tho...and sticks and hay in my hair. thats how you know its me when you see me comin
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:33 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: otho at October 19, 2012 03:33 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:32 AM (/OhbZ)
She was on an episode of Sanctuary. OK, who's moving all my keys? I'm trying to type here!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:34 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Six at October 19, 2012 03:35 AM (gW5fI)
I'm thinking he'll take no salary as president as well...one more way to get a dig in at Obama, shame congress, and set an example.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/49450057
When NBC calls Obama out for lying about this...the winds are changing
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 03:35 AM (A1hOG)
--Nope. I have no idea what you look like. Just
pretend you're a Hindu love goddess. Otherwise, my dreams are just
missed opportunities and the laughter of my 5 month old son.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:28 AM (jKE+Z)
that works. dont forget to add pointy glasses
with rhinestones on them, tho...and sticks and hay in my hair. thats how
you know its me when you see me comin
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:33 AM (r7Ddb)
Green Tara not the red one. shes destructive. Green Tara saves kittens and people who dont believe in her and stuff. that would be me. and shes green. which is weird, and that would be me too.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:35 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Six at October 19, 2012 03:35 AM (gW5fI)
Hell, he couldn't even kill a little Korean dude.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:36 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: zeera at October 19, 2012 03:37 AM (Lv9bM)
Posted by: Six at October 19, 2012 03:37 AM (gW5fI)
...Eve Myles appeals to me. That Welsh accent is bitching.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 03:37 AM (A1hOG)
Tara saves kittens and people who dont believe in her and stuff. that
would be me. and shes green. which is weird, and that would be me too.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:35 AM (r7Ddb)
huh. I learn so much on the ONT...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:38 AM (yh0zB)
Shiva
True Fact:
The Burma God Shave is the latherer of worlds ...
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:39 AM (/OhbZ)
Posted by: zeera at October 19, 2012 03:37 AM (Lv9bM)
Zakn had a comment? On what?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:39 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 03:41 AM (A1hOG)
True Fact:
The Burma God Shave is the latherer of worlds ...
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:39 AM (/OhbZ)
and Eludium Fosdex is the shaving cream atom. DAffy Duck told me so!
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 19, 2012 03:41 AM (r7Ddb)
Wow - Nate Silver just posted latest numbers (7+ / 0-)
Looking pretty good....Obama 70%+
by JimE on Thu Oct 18, 2012 at 09:12:16 PM PDT
Silver has a great scam going. He reports these percentages without noting that anything under 95% is considered inside the MoE.
Posted by: schizod at October 19, 2012 03:41 AM (minbh)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 03:42 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:32 AM (/OhbZ)
--I have been to Calcutta, and had no idea Kali was that hot.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:42 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 03:44 AM (6W127)
Posted by: zeera at October 19, 2012 03:44 AM (Lv9bM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 03:46 AM (6W127)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 03:48 AM (A1hOG)
If you can't trust Daffy Duck, who can you trust?!?
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:50 AM (/OhbZ)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 03:50 AM (jKE+Z)
Dood - Sanctuary, those episodes with Kali. That woman was scorching hot, her monster spider form, not so much though.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 03:51 AM (A1hOG)
VW automatic transmissions have always been sketchy, while the manuals are near bulletproof.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 19, 2012 03:56 AM (A1hOG)
I envy your courage.
I don't go anywhere in the world that doesn't have soft but strong toilet paper.
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:59 AM (/OhbZ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 19, 2012 04:01 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 04:05 AM (/OhbZ)
Until the zealots come after him with pitchforks after they come out of shock at having been lead along by the nose when the One becomes the One and Done- and they will be looking for somewhere to place the blame.
Posted by: Bete stays up at October 19, 2012 04:06 AM (8kIXE)
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 04:07 AM (/OhbZ)
Yeah PurpAvg, that is why they are called Semi-Auto suicides. The switch for the clutch I think was in the shifter.. you pressed down. And the goobs who constantly rode the shifter would wear the switch out.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 19, 2012 04:07 AM (6W127)
I envy your courage.
I don't go anywhere in the world that doesn't have soft but strong toilet paper.
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 03:59 AM (/OhbZ)
--A few days into my trip in Hyderabad, I had a bit of a shit attack, and was glad I kept the tissues I got from my flight on Virgin Atlantic. Hoo-wee.
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 04:09 AM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2012 04:10 AM (jKE+Z)
Right.
Given the book series had been running for decades and sold millions of copies one could see how they'd want to make people think this was all part of a greater plan.
Unfortunately that plan went array as they changed things a bit much from the material and the book readers (of which I was one) didn't show up in numbers and everyone figured out the plot of the movie was more than a touch ludicrous and the whole spy/martial arts fad was kind of in a lull as well.
That and the main love interest was Captain Janeway. Not that she isn't a striking woman in her own right but she is far less than the Bond girl type fill-out-the-bikini that the genera tends to gravitate toward.
Posted by: Bete stays up at October 19, 2012 04:12 AM (8kIXE)
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 04:13 AM (/OhbZ)
The laundry is not going to hang itself up on the hangers by itself ...
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Before Enlightenment, haul water/chop wood,
Afterward, too!
Posted by: Adriane at October 19, 2012 04:15 AM (/OhbZ)
after they come out of shock at having been lead along by the nose when
the One becomes the One and Done- and they will be looking for
somewhere to place the blame.
Posted by: Bete stays up at October 19, 2012 04:06 AM (8kIXE)
It's happened before, and Nate said "Of course I was wrong. My model said I should be wrong 3 times out of 10. If I were wrong less often I would be more wrong!" Mathematically he's right, which is what makes it a great scam.
Posted by: schizoid at October 19, 2012 04:16 AM (minbh)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 04:54 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: schizoid at October 19, 2012 04:59 AM (minbh)
McCasskill's husband caught deal-making... IN THE SENATE DINING ROOM.
I think we have a real good shot at MO and the senate seat, if Akin plays his cards right. I think he was on Levin's show last night.
Wow.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2012 05:03 AM (+tqYo)
When your own party is against you you're screwed on the ground.
Posted by: schizoid at October 19, 2012 05:12 AM (minbh)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 19, 2012 05:24 AM (kaalw)
I just hope that corruption and thievery trump a stupid remark. I honestly just can't see the voters there not holding their noses and voting Akin since Mcasskill is loathed there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2012 05:24 AM (+tqYo)
Posted by: bobs country buffet at October 19, 2012 05:58 AM (zaIm8)
Posted by: osu at October 19, 2012 06:53 AM (vgMWF)
Posted by: perdogg at October 19, 2012 07:08 AM (Ttf/I)
13 Oy vey, I didn't know Paul Lynde was gay
You may be the only person who has ever said that . . .
*
*
Count me in, until I was a grownup, of course. If I'd ever seen this clip, I'd have been sure a lot earlier. I thought his snappy sourness was just his, y'know, comedy style!
Funny fellow, though. His delivery was everything. As Uncle Arthur on "Bewitched," to his sister Endora: "When I think of you as a blood relative . . . I long for a transfusion."
The alien on "American Dad" is modeled on his voice and mannerisms.
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