Osama Bin Ladin Loses Popularity and 30cc of Brain and Skull But Mostly 30cc of Brain and Skull

Ah. I've wanted to write something like that for a long time.

Osama's Compound on Google Maps: Showing the proximity to the military academy.

Special bonus: People have begun "rating" Osama's compound as if it were a business. I just rated it myself -- give it a whirl!

Already Buried At Sea: They already dumped him. I hope it's the Sea of Spoiled Porkmeat.

Four targets were killed, the two brothers who lived at the estate rent free in return for courier work, Osama, and his son. Their bodies were left behind.

Plus, the woman these heroes killed when they used her as a human shield.

Update: Fourth helicopter crashed upon the compound; the SEALs set it afire to destroy it. This is the fire you're seeing at the compound.

Ahem: This was a "well-known military town." Many top generals lived here. A "military garrison town."

Should have blown the whole fucking town up.

If you haven't read this yet, here's how it happened.

First of all, it all was about finding Bin Ladin's courier. Ultimately they traced the courier to this palatial estate which Pakistan surely knew about. They've been waiting to go in there for a while.

U.S. officials did not share with foreign governments any details about the operation before it took place, a senior administration official said, including with Pakistan, whose leaders were informed after the raid. Only a “very small number” of people within the U.S. government knew about it, the senior official said.
The operation, according to senior officials who briefed reporters early Monday morning, hinged almost entirely on the hunt for a single man: a courier operating out of Pakistan who had been trusted by bin Laden for years.
Using information from detainees in U.S. custody, U.S. analysts and operatives spent years figuring out the courier’s identity, concluding that he was a former protege of Khalid Sheik Mohammed, the self-declared mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks who is being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. The courier “in particular had our constant attention,” the official said.
Detainees “identified this man as one of the few al-Qaeda couriers trusted by bin Laden, indicated he might be living with or protecting bin Laden,” the official said. But for years, the United States was unable to track him down or uncover his real name, which did not happen until four years ago. Two years ago, U.S. officials narrowed down the region in Pakistan where the courier was working, senior administration officials said.

So, the Guantanamo suspects that some people wanted to release and some people didn't want to interrogate harshly actually gave up the courier. Four years ago. Ahem.

And then more recently they narrowed down where he was.

But let's not forget that first part, huh?

I guess maybe there is some point in interrogating terrorists? Maybe there's some value in their answers? Maybe they don't "always just tell you what you want to hear"?

Then, in August, U.S. officials found the compound that turned out to be bin Laden’s hiding spot. It was described as an extraordinary place, custom-made for him, with 12- to 18-foot security walls, multiple interior walls dividing the property and massive privacy walls blocking even a third-story balcony. Despite being valued at $1 million, the property had no Internet or phone service, the official said.
“When we saw the compound . . . we were shocked by what we saw,” the official told reporters, describing it as “an extraordinarily unique compound,” built perhaps in 2005 and expressly for bin Laden. “Everything we saw . . . was perfectly consistent with what our experts expected bin Laden’s hideout to look like.”

Given... That a Guantanamo detainee began giving up details on the courier in 2006-2007, I googled "Al Qaeda high ranking captured" and looked for that time range.

Here's the first one that popped up. A high ranking Al Qaeda who was in Saddam Hussein's regime.

The al-Qaeda leader who is thought to have devised the plan for the July 7 suicide bombings in London and an array of terrorist plots against Britain has been captured by the Americans.
Abd al-Hadi al-Iraqi, a former major in Saddam Hussein’s army, was apprehended as he tried to enter Iraq from Iran and was transferred this week to the “high-value detainee programme” at Guantanamo Bay.

The date of that post is April 27th, 2007, almost exactly four years ago.

Is this the guy? No idea. But someone in a position to know started talking then.

Gateway Pundit: Osama's Very Secret Covert Mansion Which Pakistan Couldn't Have Known About Was Across The Street From a Police Station: And also, some kind of government graduate school.

Oh, and also, the town of Abbottabad...

... is the headquarters of a brigade of the Pakistan Army’s 2nd Division

So, yeah.

That last quote is from the Washington Post article.

Yeah, we're really getting our money's worth out of the billions we're giving them every year, huh?

Pull the plug, sabotage their economy.

Enemy state.

A Gory Dramatization: The picture I'm going to link is graphically violent. It's also, I'm assured, graphically fake. Apparently this faked picture of a dead bin Ladin has been circulated for months.

But I'm going to link it anyway, because I'm sure he looks something like this. I just heard, he officially has the bullseye bullethole in the center of his forehead just above his eyeline. So, imagine the bullet wound here a little up and little to the left.

So here's a fake, but close enough so who cares, picture of a dead bin Ladin, Graphic content and graphic fakery warning appended.

Tick-Tock: A timeline of the day's events.

In case it's gotten lost, we plugged one of his demonspawn whore-sons too.

Bring Me The Head of Osama bin Ladin: Good p-shop.

Great Picture: New York's Bravest cheer the news.

Posted by: Ace at 02:00 AM

Comments

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1 One more to go: Ayman al-Zawahiri.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 02, 2011 02:03 AM (Kd7IW)

2 First!

Posted by: Methos at May 02, 2011 02:03 AM (uqJo6)

3 Nooooooo!!!!!

Posted by: Methos at May 02, 2011 02:04 AM (uqJo6)

4 This proves that Pakistan is our staunchest ally in that part of the world!

Posted by: Department for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice at May 02, 2011 02:04 AM (H9Hwq)

5 Fuck the Pockeestahnees.

Posted by: an erection lasting more than four hours at May 02, 2011 02:04 AM (1c0W9)

6 But did the compound have solar panels and low flush toilets !?!?!????

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2011 02:06 AM (L9W0l)

7 One more to go: Ayman al-Zawahiri.

What about me, infidel?

Posted by: One-Eye Mullah Omar at May 02, 2011 02:07 AM (uqJo6)

8 12- to 18-foot security walls, multiple interior walls dividing the
property and massive privacy walls blocking even a third-story balcony.

Certainly remarkable unless you have been to a third world shiite-hole where every house has with no-flush toilets.

Posted by: Druid at May 02, 2011 02:08 AM (RnujI)

9 30 cc's? Musta been a helluva skull... many thanks to our Special Forces. Had to be the moment of a lifetime to squeeze that one off!

Posted by: Mobius 1 at May 02, 2011 02:09 AM (p/11K)

10 It seems that his heroic resistance included hiding behind a woman. He should have been wearing his burqa. Too bad for the woman, but she who sleeps with dogs...

Posted by: JayBee at May 02, 2011 02:09 AM (6W8+8)

11 What about me, infidel?

Posted by: One-Eye Mullah Omar at May 02, 2011 02:07 AM (uqJo6)
Get in line, asshole.

Posted by: Fat Adam Gadahn at May 02, 2011 02:09 AM (6neGz)

12 Gotta give credit to Owe-bama, for once, for having the nads to authorize this. He must have borrowed Hillary's 3rd ball.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 02, 2011 02:09 AM (B5cM9)

13 "Well, we didn't want to say anything, but he was dressed as a woman... and wearing make-up."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2011 02:10 AM (bxiXv)

14 I guess maybe there is some point in interrogating terrorists? Maybe there's some value in their answers? Maybe they don't "always just tell you what you want to hear"?

Torture never yielded a bit of intelligence. Nope, none.

Posted by: Ayman al-Zawahiri at May 02, 2011 02:10 AM (1fanL)

15 So what these means is, 4 years ago while obama and his cheerleaders lining up today to blow him were mocking the war effort, Bush had the ball rolling on this.

Posted by: Berserker at May 02, 2011 02:10 AM (FMbng)

16 I believe the compound was built in 2005 so it's possible that he may have been living there for years. But I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't have several compounds scattered around Pakistan that he's been bouncing between Saddam-style.

How much the Pakistanis knew is still a mystery - but I'm not inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt. I think it's telling that no Pakistanis were involved with the raid.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2011 02:11 AM (CrQRp)

17 Somebody go troll the lefty websites and report back. I'm about to pop a schadenboner.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:11 AM (1fanL)

18
One more to go: Ayman al-Zawahiri.

What about me, infidel?
Posted by: One-Eye Mullah Omar at May 02, 2011 02:07 AM (uqJo6)

I'm still faaaaaabulous!

Posted by: Adam Gadahn at May 02, 2011 02:12 AM (9Lm5R)

19 Thank Goodness President Obama didn't listen to that foolish Presidential candidate who wanted to shut down Gitmo.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 02, 2011 02:12 AM (p2AIq)

20 This is the first time I liked when Obama said Pockistan.

Good job Obama and SEAL team.

Posted by: sexypig at May 02, 2011 02:12 AM (UmEOs)

21 Yeah the whole torture doesn't work thing is bullshit, always has been. It's immoral, not ineffective.

I've got a cousin with a hog farm, if they're looking for a place to bury the body.

On a serious note, if we did let them make a shrine, taking pictures of those who make the trip to visit it would be a nice intel source.

Posted by: Britt at May 02, 2011 02:12 AM (/rjRZ)

22 Gotta give credit to Owe-bama, for once, for having the nads to authorize this. He must have borrowed Hillary's 3rd ball.

Honestly, we just told him he was signing for a new Blackberry.

Posted by: SOS Hildebeast at May 02, 2011 02:13 AM (uqJo6)

23 I think it's telling that they didn't have much of a guard force.

I mean, 1-2-3-bam. I would have expected a half-dozen non-fat-and-stupid guards.

Maybe he was running low on funds.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2011 02:13 AM (bxiXv)

24 "with 12- to 18-foot security walls"

Was there a book writing reporter renting the house next door?

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 02, 2011 02:14 AM (GfhFm)

25 Yeah the whole torture doesn't work thing is bullshit, always has been. It's immoral, not ineffective. I've got a cousin with a hog farm, if they're looking for a place to bury the body.
Places no longer on my Summer vacation list: Britt's cousin's farm.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 02:14 AM (WRW1S)

26 How much the Pakistanis knew is still a mystery - but I'm not inclined
to give them the benefit of the doubt. I think it's telling that no
Pakistanis were involved with the raid.

Does anyone pay property taxes in Pakistan?

Posted by: Methos at May 02, 2011 02:15 AM (uqJo6)

27 Fuck Pakistan

Posted by: Boxy Brown at May 02, 2011 02:15 AM (Y4Fu0)

28 Fox said the body will be handled according to Muslim custom.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 02, 2011 02:15 AM (B5cM9)

29 From SE Cupp's twitter feed:

Wait, what? RT @whpresscorps RT @ABCWorldNews Osama Bin Laden Body Headed for Burial at Sea, Officials Say http://abcn.ws/mSWQuK

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2011 02:15 AM (CrQRp)

30 This is really mind-blowing. I think there will be a lot of "facepalms" by analysts and intel pros that this SOB was more or less hiding in plain sight. The notion that this guy who we knew had a shitload of money was hiding in a cave in the wilds of Afghanistan always struck me as ludicrous.

Posted by: rockmom at May 02, 2011 02:15 AM (Y01Pi)

31 Now what is Pockyston's official stance going to be?

"Hey, congratulations for violating our sovereignty, finding Osama, and killing him, all without our knowledge. Pay no attention to that bloodthirsty mob taking revenge on people completely unrelated to the event."

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:16 AM (1fanL)

32 I've been waiting to read a headline like that for a long time. God Bless those brave Navy Seal's. Glad it was done face to face. I hear there's a photo,, I want the video.

Posted by: trashhaulersdaughter at May 02, 2011 02:16 AM (T/5kQ)

33 How much the Pakistanis knew is still a mystery - but I'm not inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt. I think it's telling that no Pakistanis were involved with the raid.
One has to wonder whether Osama would've still been there if we told the Pakis in advance that we were launching the raid.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 02:16 AM (WRW1S)

34 And it was Navy SEALs Baby!

Still proud to be a Sailor.

Posted by: Boxy Brown at May 02, 2011 02:17 AM (Y4Fu0)

35 Burying him at sea is probably for the best since that eliminates the possibility of a shrine to attract people. Allah points out that Eichmann's ashes also got scattered at sea for the same reason.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2011 02:17 AM (CrQRp)

36 So ... bin laden was hiding out under the guise of a rich arab in Pakistan. Clever.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at May 02, 2011 02:18 AM (G/MYk)

37 While one hand is waving the head of Osama, you have to wonder what the other hand is doing.

What was going to happen tomorrow that was so bad that they had to pull out the Bin Laden card?

My guess is... they were stopping the dollar from completely tanking.

Posted by: shibumi at May 02, 2011 02:18 AM (OKZrE)

38 Burying him at sea is probably for the best since
that eliminates the possibility of a shrine to attract people. Allah
points out that Eichmann's ashes also got scattered at sea for the same
reason.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2011 02:17 AM (CrQRp)
Can we at least desecrate the body first?

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:18 AM (1fanL)

39 One has to wonder whether Osama would've still been there if we told the Pakis in advance that we were launching the raid.

No wondering. No he wouldn't have.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 02, 2011 02:18 AM (B5cM9)

40 Wait, what? RT @whpresscorps RT @ABCWorldNews Osama Bin Laden Body Headed for Burial at Sea, Officials Say http://abcn.ws/mSWQuK
I hope it's a jewfish (they get freaking huge) that finds the body first.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 02:18 AM (WRW1S)

41 What about me, infidel?

You'll get your turn.

If it were up to me, I'd have the SF operatives take out your other eye first, then deprive you of your life.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 02, 2011 02:18 AM (Kd7IW)

42 So ... bin laden was hiding out under the guise of a rich arab in Pakistan. Clever.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at May 02, 2011 02:18 AM (G/MYk)
Who never went anywhere without his dialysis machine.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:19 AM (1fanL)

43 Burial at sea makes sense. You don't want to give a shrine for the Goat fuckers to worship at plus it's totally jake with Islamic Law.

Posted by: Rocks at May 02, 2011 02:19 AM (th0op)

44 Bring his body back and parade it down Wall Street. Let every FDNY firefighter fuck the hole in his skull. Then toss his body into the ocean.

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 02:19 AM (YxGud)

45 It's easier for a person to hide in a populated area rather than in the middle of nowhere where he would be the oddity rather than the norm.

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 02, 2011 02:19 AM (GfhFm)

46 Burying him at sea is probably for the best since
that eliminates the possibility of a shrine to attract people. Allah
points out that Eichmann's ashes also got scattered at sea for the same
reason.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2011 02:17 AM (CrQRp)

He should just be thrown into a landfill. ... A bunch of different landfills, actually.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at May 02, 2011 02:19 AM (G/MYk)

47 I will always wonder why ubl never got out of the area altogether. Apparently he had the means.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 02, 2011 02:20 AM (8mZJQ)

48 Nikkei is up 100 points.

Posted by: rockmom at May 02, 2011 02:20 AM (Y01Pi)

49 Listen, about that whole "I don't want to be an American anymore" thing...ha ha. Funny joke, huh?

Posted by: The Super-Man at May 02, 2011 02:20 AM (mEyVv)

50 Can we at least desecrate the body first?Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:18 AM (1fanL)

What happens on the SFOC helicopter, stays on the SFOC helicopter.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2011 02:20 AM (CrQRp)

51 And Bush congratulated Obama. He's a bigger man than me.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:21 AM (1fanL)

52 Gateway Pundit has a picture of Osama's mansion. It is across the street from a police station and a college.

/of course the Pockeystani government knew nothing of this, they are shocked, shocked I tell you!

Posted by: shibumi at May 02, 2011 02:21 AM (OKZrE)

53
It's easier for a person to hide in a populated area rather than in the
middle of nowhere where he would be the oddity rather than the norm.

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 02, 2011 02:19 AM (GfhFm)
Yes. Palatial mansions don't stick out in Pakistan, at all.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at May 02, 2011 02:21 AM (G/MYk)

54 Iran is in on this shit, too.

All that Sunnis hate Shiites shit is wrong, too.

I think if the American People knew what is going on over there, they'd force the Feds to empty out a boomer on the whole neighborhood.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 02, 2011 02:22 AM (p2AIq)

55 And it was Navy SEALs Baby! Still proud to be a Sailor.
Somewhere, there's a Navy Seal who won't be able to sleep for days due to the noise his balls make when they're clanking together.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 02:22 AM (WRW1S)

56 Reposted from the thread below, because it fucking rocks!
I was prayingthe rug Down at a place called The Jug With a goatnamed Linda Lu When in walked a man With a gun in his hand And he was looking for you know who.
He said, "Hey there fellow, With the stain spreadingyellow, Watcha tryin' to prove? 'Cause that's my countrythere And I'm a SEALwho cares And this might be all for you."
I was scared and fearing for my life. I was shakin' like a leaf on a tree. 'Cause he was lean, and mean, And big and bad, Lord, Pointin' that gun at me.
I said, "Wait a minute, mister, I didn't even kiss her. Don't want no trouble with you. And I know you don't owe me But I wish you'd let me Ask one favor from you."
[Chorus]"Won't you give me three steps, Gimme three steps mister, Gimme three steps towards the door? Gimme three steps Gimme three steps mister, And you'll never see me no more."
Theguards gotblownaway And I began to pray As their bloodpooledon the floor. And I'm telling you son, Well, it ain't no fun Staring straight down a forty-four.
Well he smiled then yelled Yippie Ki YayThat's the moment he'd been trainingfor. And you could hear me screaming a mile away Asmy brains got splatteredon the floor.
- Zombie Bin Laden

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 02, 2011 02:23 AM (XBM1t)

57 Here he is off Pak tv
http://tinyurl.com/69z3cse

Posted by: SamIam at May 02, 2011 02:23 AM (IOff/)

58 ""Bring his body back and parade it down Wall Street. Let every FDNY
firefighter fuck the hole in his skull. Then toss his body into the
ocean.""

yeah and instead of confetti we can have the great pee storm.

Posted by: Berserker at May 02, 2011 02:24 AM (FMbng)

59 Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 02:22 AM (WRW1S)

Somewhere, there is a Navy SEAL that is going to get laid constantly for the next ten years. And I mean constantly. It'll be jumping in his lap!

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 02:24 AM (YxGud)

60 I vote burial at sea. Somewhere shark-infested.

Posted by: Methos at May 02, 2011 02:24 AM (uqJo6)

61 From CNN:

angeltear01
Only those who are with al Oaeda would be criticizing Obama for
finally getting Osama Bin Laden. And those who are traitors to our
Country and our men and women in uniform would be saying that Our
President Barak Obama getting Osama Bin Laden is no big deal.

Guest Republicants aren't for this country. This is another instance that proves this fact.

MrGUPPY Obama: "Sorry it took so long to show you my birth certificate... I WAS BUSY KILLING BIN LADEN!!!"

Kaname17
It's really sad how everybody remembers about the families of the
victims of the US but no ones mentiones the families of the innocent
people that were killed in the middle east, such a shame!

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:25 AM (1fanL)

62 I anxiously await South Park.

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 02, 2011 02:25 AM (tsC/8)

63 Gateway Pundit has a picture of Osama's mansion. It is across the street from a police station and a college./of course the Pockeystani government knew nothing of this, they are shocked, shocked I tell you!
Yeah, plus there's this from the article Ace linked:
Obama said the operation took place in Abbottabad, a city of about 100,000 in Pakistan’s Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province, about 100 miles north of Islamabad. Named for a British military officer who founded it as a military cantonment and summer retreat, it is the headquarters of a brigade of the Pakistan Army’s 2nd Division.
I hate to be the "just asking questions" type, but Pakistan better start answering some toot fucking sweet.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 02:25 AM (WRW1S)

64
Listen, about that whole "I don't want to be an American anymore" thing...ha ha. Funny joke, huh?

Posted by: The Super-Man at May 02, 2011 02:20 AM

I hear ya. For the second time in my adult lifetime, I'm proud of my country.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 02, 2011 02:27 AM (DVKmH)

65 2 Wives and 6 Children arrested (via Gateway Pundit).

That evil SOB has been living in luxury for the last few years with wives and family? Damn.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 02, 2011 02:27 AM (B5cM9)

66 Pakistan was protecting him, no doubt. Do you see that place? It looks like a medieval castle for pete's sake. I'm surprised they didn't build a moat.

Posted by: Rocks at May 02, 2011 02:28 AM (th0op)

67 I hate to be the "just asking questions" type, but Pakistan better start answering some toot fucking sweet.

Pakistan has always said they were under the threat of the American gun post 9-11... well, not always always, since about 2008 +/-.

Posted by: Druid at May 02, 2011 02:29 AM (RnujI)

68 If it were up to me, I'd have the SF operatives take out your other eye first, then deprive you of your life.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 02, 2011 02:18 AM (Kd7IW)
Get one of those oyster shuckers fellers to pop the eye, serve it back to him on ice with horseradish and red seafood sauce.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 02, 2011 02:29 AM (XBM1t)

69 I hate to be the "just asking questions" type, but Pakistan better start answering some toot fucking sweet.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 02:25 AM (WRW1S)
Pakistan doesn't have to answer questions. They have a nuclear get out of jail free card.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:29 AM (1fanL)

70 "I vote burial at sea. Somewhere shark-infested."Too late - they should have done that *before* killing him.

Posted by: Gary Rosen at May 02, 2011 02:30 AM (9CzKK)

71 http://tinyurl.com/22q29zb I now love this song!!

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at May 02, 2011 02:30 AM (V+/pV)

72 I wonder if they are handing out candy in the west bank?

Posted by: Rocks at May 02, 2011 02:30 AM (th0op)

73 Here's a link to a pic of him dead.
Osama death pic

Posted by: cowboyup at May 02, 2011 02:31 AM (pUbq7)

74 Jennifer Griffin is killin' me. First she says there's a photo of Bin Ladin's carcass, but it's all bloody, so nobody would want to see it. Now she's assuring us that Muslim customs will be observed, making sure that human trash is buried within a certain timeframe, etc.
But she did at least add that she had seen the photo, and he had a bullet hole in his forehead. So that was nice.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 02, 2011 02:31 AM (F56VB)

75
not that anyone cares, but I'm stuck tonight without tv. At my family beach rental doing chores. Cable tv not turned on for season yet. All I got is BBC radio via NPR and my little iPhone. I feel naked without my fox news. They still doing live reports?

Btw, I hope this doesn't somehow preempt Monday nights red eye.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 02, 2011 02:31 AM (uhGao)

76
Ace, that's interesting detective work.

And I'm feeling better about the whole "who this helps politically" angle, which God help me bothers me. Republican candidates can well say in 2012 that between gurgles, KSM gave us vital intel. (Not that they will, being Republicans.)

Posted by: arhooley at May 02, 2011 02:32 AM (DVKmH)

77
What went through Osama Bin Laden's mind as US Special Forces raided his compound?
.
.
.
A bullet.

Posted by: Anonymoose at May 02, 2011 02:32 AM (ZgvjV)

78 Pakistan doesn't have to answer questions. They have a nuclear get out of jail free card.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they don't have ICBMs yet.
When Ace half-jokingly ranted about taking the fuckers out, I thought he was going a bit far. Now? Not so much.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 02:32 AM (WRW1S)

79
Those are bold words.

Posted by: arhooley at May 02, 2011 02:33 AM (DVKmH)

80 Stuff the mofo into a pig's ass, wire it with C4, and blow the fucker up on the 50yard line of a suitable football stadium.With full TV coverage of course.

Posted by: Berserker at May 02, 2011 02:33 AM (FMbng)

81 Bold action.

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 02, 2011 02:33 AM (GfhFm)

82 not that anyone cares, but I'm stuck tonight without tv. At my family beach rental doing chores. Cable tv not turned on for season yet. All I got is BBC radio via NPR and my little iPhone. I feel naked without my fox news. They still doing live reports?Btw, I hope this doesn't somehow preempt Monday nights red eye.Posted by: Serious Cat at May 02, 2011 02:31 AM (uhGao)

You can watch Foxnews online here.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2011 02:33 AM (CrQRp)

83 Crossposting from the other thread. Pics from the Abbottabad homepage:

http://www.abbottabad.com.pk/pictures/

Ayub Hospital is the DHQ Hospital on the google map. Town looks very open with plenty of helicopter landing zones.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 02, 2011 02:33 AM (YuWcy)

84 Burial at sea? Shit, forget the birth certificate and the transcripts, Obama doesn't want to document ANYTHING.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 02, 2011 02:34 AM (qvify)

85 Btw, I find it surprising that NR's The Corner has the death pic before AoSHQ.

I just showed it to my mom.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 02, 2011 02:34 AM (uhGao)

86 Note that the Skinny Freak needed to point out that Osama murdered muslims, too. In the moral universe of the Skinny Freak, killing Infidels is not enough- that's still halal.To be truly evil enough to warrant execution, one must have spilled muslim blood- totally haram.

Posted by: sartana at May 02, 2011 02:36 AM (7Xm5b)

87 wow, lotta orthodox jews in the times square shots on fox.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 02, 2011 02:37 AM (tEWdS)

88 Gee, the left is pretty eager to claim that the 2012 election won't be necessary after this. It's almost like they've been worried or something.

Oh, and it's nice that bin Laden's down in Hell where he belongs, but I still had to pay $4.45 for gasoline tonight, so I think we should probably still hold that election next year, mmkay?

Posted by: Kensington at May 02, 2011 02:37 AM (mEyVv)

89
A-bbottabad is the place to be.
Man-sion living is the life for me.
18 foot high walls so I can hide.
They didn't stop the SEALS, I got shot, and now have died.

Posted by: Osama Acres at May 02, 2011 02:37 AM (IwLzL)

90 Btw, I find it surprising that NR's The Corner has the death pic before AoSHQ.

I just showed it to my mom.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 02, 2011 02:34 AM (uhGao)
You mean the one they say is a fake?

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 02, 2011 02:37 AM (6neGz)

91 'Nother picture.

Loverly.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:37 AM (1fanL)

92 I haven't posted in a very long time, probably at least a couple of years... but, this i important! Hell yeah!!!!
I want to see the photos of the corpse. I want to dowload them and print them on toilet paper and wipe my ass with them!
Hell Yeah! Burn in hell, motherfucker!!!!
I hope God Almighty wake him up early, so that he doesn't miss one single moment of torture!!

Posted by: chefwes at May 02, 2011 02:38 AM (LZvJ0)

93 Seems to me we could have killed the guy last summer. Why wait and risk that he would move? Was Obama waiting to use this until such time he would need it for political reasons? Just asking. I can't think of any reason why we wouldn't have moved on him sooner.

Posted by: Ken Royall at May 02, 2011 02:38 AM (9zzk+)

94
'Nother picture.Loverly.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:37 AM (1fanL)
Oops, never mind.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:39 AM (1fanL)

95 Btw, I find it surprising that Serious Cat would show the death pic to his mom.

I just showed it to my grandmother. She thinks it looks like Cat Stevens. Isn't she just the sweetest?

Posted by: Kensington at May 02, 2011 02:39 AM (mEyVv)

96 I Apologise for linking a pic that is now being called fake

Posted by: SamIam at May 02, 2011 02:39 AM (IOff/)

97 Anyone else thinking about Hitler's bunker while reading about this compound?

Posted by: rockmom at May 02, 2011 02:39 AM (Y01Pi)

98 If Obama had balls he'd hold Pakistan's feet to the fire and bomb Islamabad to hell and back. Fuck it, he'd shower them with MIRVs from Ohio class SSBNs.

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 02:40 AM (YxGud)

99 Do you remember what Satan, who you knew as "Allah" said about 72 virgins? You misheard. You've got us instead, and we've been assigned to kick your ass every hour on the hour for eternity.

Posted by: Angry Virginian Number 72 at May 02, 2011 02:40 AM (o44nj)

100 Gateway Pundit: Obama's Very Secret Covert Mansion Which Pakistan

You might want to fix this typo, Ace...
and how many 6'5" Pohki's live in Abbottabad?
Do they have a training center for the Pohki Olympic BBall team there?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2011 02:40 AM (IGE0R)

101 I think I am going to modify a jock strap to hold a pudding cup so I can keep my nuts submerged for a week.

Posted by: Rocks at May 02, 2011 02:41 AM (th0op)

102 Great photoshop from P. J. Tattler: RI..naaaaaaah

Thought about making this my FB profile pic, but too many young 'uns on my friends' list.

Posted by: Theresa D at May 02, 2011 02:42 AM (5axVp)

103 England: We just had a royal wedding with fancy hats.
America: We just shot Osama Bin Laden in the face. England: Why do you always have to one-up me?
America: It's kind of our way. Since 1776.

Posted by: Chuck Z at May 02, 2011 02:43 AM (Ig+B0)

104 I think I am going to modify a jock strap to hold a pudding cup so I can keep my nuts submerged for a week.

Posted by: Rocks at May 02, 2011 02:41 AM (th0op)
Heh. Might ought to patent it.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:43 AM (1fanL)

105 98
Anyone else thinking about Hitler's bunker while reading about this compound?

Posted by: rockmom

He was dead late 2001, but we do not remeber that little bit of history (not literal), hollow victory..

Posted by: Druid at May 02, 2011 02:43 AM (RnujI)

106 Obumer HAD to do something. His pole numbers continued to drop. Now he is the hero! At least to independents

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at May 02, 2011 02:44 AM (V+/pV)

107 I think a wood chipper and the nearest toilet would be a good way to dispose of bin Laden's carcass

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 02:44 AM (cUNcx)

108 Can I have my papers back?

Posted by: Superman at May 02, 2011 02:44 AM (7Xm5b)

109 NRO is reporting that this guy was live tweeting in Pakistan very close to where it happened. Heard the helicopters and the bangs. Read down. This mother had no idea what he was hearing as it happened. Cool as shit.
http://tiny.cc/6ct3z

Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 02:44 AM (AkdC5)

110 Ace,

FYI, you have Obama where you want Osama in the update. Might wanna fix that.

Posted by: Honeybadger at May 02, 2011 02:45 AM (H0dXA)

111
England: We just had a royal wedding with fancy hats.
America: We just shot Osama Bin Laden in the face.
Posted by: Chuck Z at May 02, 2011 02:43 AM (Ig+B0)
BWAHAHAHA!"What did you do this weekend, Billy?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2011 02:45 AM (bxiXv)

112 He was dead late 2001, but we do not remeber that little bit of history (not literal), hollow victory..

Posted by: Druid at May 02, 2011 02:43 AM (RnujI)
That's how the real world works, douchebag.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:45 AM (1fanL)

113 Fucking sweet, man!

Posted by: steveegg at May 02, 2011 02:46 AM (o44nj)

114 fox showing video of OBL's compound in flames

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 02:46 AM (cUNcx)

115 England: We just had a royal wedding with fancy hats.
America: We just shot Osama Bin Laden in the face. England: Why do you always have to one-up me?
America: It's kind of our way. Since 1776.
Posted by: Chuck Z at May 02, 2011 02:43 AM (Ig+B0)
Thread winner!

Posted by: steveegg at May 02, 2011 02:47 AM (o44nj)

116 Yeah thats pretty fucking funny.

Posted by: Berserker at May 02, 2011 02:48 AM (FMbng)

117 FYI, you have Obama where you want Osama in the update. Might wanna fix that.
Posted by: Honeybadger at May 02, 2011 02:45 AM (H0dXA)
That has been the funny part of the evening - watching the reporters make that mistake over and over...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2011 02:48 AM (bxiXv)

118 I hope they save photographs of the dead body or you know what's going to happen...Deathers!

Posted by: PJ at May 02, 2011 02:49 AM (XUYpl)

119 Ok but you realize that Obama's name has been swapped in for Osama's name in your article here: "Gateway Pundit: Obama's Very Secret Covert Mansion..."
I apologize if this is redundant - I won't have time to read the posts - just passin' through.

Posted by: randomnote at May 02, 2011 02:49 AM (rqbF8)

120 SOG combat knife: $50
Camouflage makeup: $15
Shooting Osama bin Laden in the face at close range: priceless

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 02:50 AM (cUNcx)

121 Did we loose anybody in the Op?

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 02:51 AM (YxGud)

122 Did we loose anybody in the Op?

Nope.

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 02, 2011 02:52 AM (GfhFm)

123 OK, I'm a little confused. I thought they said the raid was a week ago, and now they're talking like it was in the last 24 hours (which is consistent with th estory about having to bury him almost immediately).

Posted by: Optimizer at May 02, 2011 02:52 AM (F56VB)

124 102 Hitler reacts to the news that Osama bin Laden was killed
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 02, 2011 02:41 AM (qIHlG)

- Now my death pool is fucked up
- Start selling my goat pron.

Really good stuff, never gets old.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 02, 2011 02:52 AM (XBM1t)

125 I don't believe the WH, that no Americans were hurt. Arab TV is reporting 4 helicopters over Abbottabad, and one was hit and downed... Sunday about the time.

Time will tell, but I believe nothing of what comes out of the WH nowdays.

Go Navy!

Posted by: Milo at May 02, 2011 02:53 AM (Zv/J9)

126 Time to retrieve the scepter of western civilization from the French and take out Ka'Daffy.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 02, 2011 02:48 AM (qIHlG)

Naw. Daffy just got a Get out of Jail free card. Nobody is going to give a shit now. They'll broker a deal there so fast it will make you head spin.

Posted by: Rocks at May 02, 2011 02:53 AM (th0op)

127
Hitler reacts to the news that Osama bin Laden was killed

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 02, 2011 02:41 AM

So soon -- and so funny!

Posted by: arhooley at May 02, 2011 02:54 AM (DVKmH)

128 the reporting says one chopper had mechanical difficulties and made a hard landing. our guys destroyed it in place

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 02:54 AM (cUNcx)

129 FBI needs to update their Ten Most Wanted list.

Posted by: SamIam at May 02, 2011 02:54 AM (IOff/)

130 Ace - check out the BBC - they have more details.

Posted by: journolist at May 02, 2011 02:54 AM (iHfo1)

131 From The Australian:

Pakistani intelligence officials said the attack was launched from a
Pakistani air base by four helicopters. Americans forces reportedly lost
a helicopter in the operation due to "mechanical failure" and it was
destroyed by the Americans.
The US said no Americans were hurt,
but officials said the raid left three men and a woman dead. Two of the
men worked as couriers for bin Laden and the third was believed to be an
adult son of the terrorist leader, a US official said.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:55 AM (1fanL)

132 >>I don't believe the WH, that no Americans were hurt. Arab TV is reporting 4 helicopters over Abbottabad, and one was hit and downed... Sunday about the time.

I believe it's been reported that that helicopter crashed but without injuries. The crew then set it afire (to destroy the tech and electronics and such) and either joined with the others or were evacuated.

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2011 02:55 AM (nj1bB)

133
Great photoshop from P. J. Tattler: RI..naaaaaaah

Now with cool shit like this and the Hitler's bunker vid, who says we can't take back Hollywood?

Oh, Hollywood, I just remembered them. I wonder how many anti-American projects are going to have to go into turnaround tomorrow.

Posted by: arhooley at May 02, 2011 02:55 AM (DVKmH)

134 I love that picture. I cried when I saw it.

Posted by: Trish at May 02, 2011 02:57 AM (yqhkv)

135 Of course, waterboarding always yields unreliable information, and had nothing to do with this operation.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 02, 2011 02:58 AM (uPJN8)

136 C-span was showing Al Jazeera and a big fire, but I didn't know at the time it was the mansion.

Posted by: PJ at May 02, 2011 02:58 AM (XUYpl)

137 Oh, and the speech was a little weird at points.
At one point he says "I determined that the intelligence was sufficient..." Now, granted, he has to make the call, but he's just passing himself off as some sort of intelligence analyst when he puts it that way.
He called this the most important development since 9/11, or some such thing. Apparently wiping out all of Al Qaida's operations in Afghanistan, and wiping out tens of thousands of them in Iraqdon't count so much. As Bush explained a long time ago, Osama - for all his evil notoriety - was still just one guy. The focus was never on just getting him.
Then there was his virually reciting the Pledge of Allegiance near the end. WTH?

Posted by: Optimizer at May 02, 2011 02:58 AM (F56VB)

138 By my calcations by the time of last nights whcd the opperation had been over by only a few hours.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 02, 2011 02:59 AM (uhGao)

139 American forces reportedly lost
a helicopter in the operation due to "mechanical failure"...

This is the same helicopter that went down in Libya, also due to "mechanical failure". It's just a very peculiar helicopter.

Posted by: sartana at May 02, 2011 02:59 AM (7Xm5b)

140 Okay, going to buy a pack of cigarettes and coming back to drink a little before running around town naked in woad.

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 03:00 AM (YxGud)

141 Then there was his virually reciting the Pledge of Allegiance near the end. WTH?

I was just screwing with him. You don't know what it's like to have this guy leering at you 24/7/365

Posted by: TOTUS at May 02, 2011 03:01 AM (uqJo6)

142 I guess maybe there is some point in interrogating terrorists? Maybe there's some value in their answers? Maybe they don't "always just tell you what you want to hear"?
The idea that torture doesn't work is a bullshit lie that the media has gotten through as fact. They've twisted that torture is worthless for obtaining confession to a crime to torture is worthless for everything. So the "torture" that we did on Gitmo prisoners was successful and since it was not to get them to confess to crimes you could actually check on each of their claims to see if it is worthwhile intelligence.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2011 03:03 AM (oVQFe)

143 This is the same helicopter that went down in Libya, also due to "mechanical failure". It's just a very peculiar helicopter.

Posted by: sartana at May 02, 2011 02:59 AM (7Xm5b)
Flying a helicopter in a desert ain't like dusting crops, boy!Or, girl.Or, raisin. Whatever. No, that's a sultana. Sorry.

Posted by: Captain Han Solo, Helicopter Pilot at May 02, 2011 03:04 AM (bxiXv)

144 Usama not Osama
Whacked by Obama
After Bin Forgotten
By Chimpy McHalliburtan

Posted by: Libtard poet at May 02, 2011 03:04 AM (hD0CU)

145 The first 1/3 of the speech was the most Presidential Obama has EVER appeared.
The rest was typical Obama. The guy can't gethis nut upunless there's a reflection of himself to stare at.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2011 03:04 AM (IGE0R)

146 Today is the first day of my life that I've been proud of my country.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 02, 2011 03:04 AM (nj1bB)

147 Ace - google the following on google earth "Pakistani Military Academy." This is the reference point in Abottobad, Pakistan in which, if you are enterprising, will be able to determine the exact coordinate of the safehouse OBL was taken down at. It is approximately 2,300 feet on vector from theabove reference point.

Posted by: journolist at May 02, 2011 03:05 AM (iHfo1)

148 54 Iran is in on this shit, too. All that Sunnis hate Shiites shit is wrong, too. I think if the American People knew what is going on over there, they'd force the Feds to empty out a boomer on the whole neighborhood.
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 02, 2011 02:22 AM (p2AIq)
Saying that Sunnis and Shiites would not work together against the US is even dumber than saying that the US and Soviet Union would never work together against Nazi Germany. Sunni's and Shiites have much more in common than we ever did with the Russians.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2011 03:05 AM (oVQFe)

149 116
He was dead late 2001, but we do not remeber that little bit of history (not literal), hollow victory..

Posted by: Druid at May 02, 2011 02:43 AM (RnujI)
That's how the real world works, douchebag.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 02, 2011 02:45 AM (1fanL)

I'm a cocksucker, short and stout, tip me over and let me get to work...

Posted by: Druid at May 02, 2011 03:05 AM (RnujI)

150 On a serious note, if we did let them make a shrine, taking pictures of
those who make the trip to visit it would be a nice intel source.

Just shoot em in the head line em up beside him.

Posted by: Dave at May 02, 2011 03:05 AM (mQqdV)

151 Osama is dead?he was one brick in the wallor something like that

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at May 02, 2011 03:06 AM (GbCB1)

152 England used to put heads on pikes for all to see
just sayin'

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:06 AM (cUNcx)

153 Navy SEALs, fuck yeah!
And America, fuck yeah!
Don't tread on me...bitches!

Posted by: Osamaku at May 02, 2011 03:06 AM (IwLzL)

154 Optimizer- everything with this White House is Agitprop. Nothing is real, or at least I don't take anything at face value. Yeah, question the timing and the particulars. Only a putz wouldn't.

On another note, how will the Paki Street react to the news that they've been the unwitting hosts to a Navy Seal "kinetic outreach" event. Haven't we been assured for years that any cross-border action into Pakiland would mean !DOOM!, or something?

Posted by: sartana at May 02, 2011 03:07 AM (7Xm5b)

155 I think it's telling that they didn't have much of a guard force.I mean, 1-2-3-bam. I would have expected a half-dozen non-fat-and-stupid guards.Maybe he was running low on funds.

He already had...

... is the headquarters of a brigade of the Pakistan Army’s 2nd Division

But we cared enough to send the very best.

Posted by: Dave at May 02, 2011 03:07 AM (mQqdV)

156 ...but what does the iraqi information minister say?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at May 02, 2011 03:08 AM (GbCB1)

157 Osama Bin Ladin Loses Popularity and 30cc of Brain and Skull But Mostly 30cc of Brain and Skull
OBL despondent over loss of Pakistani Mansion and headshot but mostly headshot.

Posted by: Dave at May 02, 2011 03:09 AM (mQqdV)

158 Picture of bin laden dead : http://www.pasadenastarnews.com/news/ci_17972189

Posted by: gride at May 02, 2011 03:10 AM (7Iqhu)

159 America...America...America, FUCK YEAH!Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,America, FUCK YEAH!Freedom is the only way yeah,Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, America, FUCK YEAH!So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,America, FUCK YEAH!What you going to do when we come for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrowFUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:11 AM (cUNcx)

160 @144 My favorite was Obama repeating how "united" we were right after 9/11...of course, intending to remind everyone how George W. Bush fucked that all up by invading Iraq, and hoping we will all now unite behind him for some reason.

Posted by: rockmom at May 02, 2011 03:11 AM (Y01Pi)

161 I am guessing there will be medals given to the ones who got Osama. I am also guessing that Obama will have the same hard time giving the medals to our troops as he has been having.

Posted by: Smorgasbord at May 02, 2011 03:11 AM (RzndL)

162 @144 My favorite was Obama repeating how "united" we
were right after 9/11...

Posted by: rockmom at May 02, 2011 03:11 AM (Y01Pi)
He conveniently left out the part where his spiritual advisor is screaming "No, no, no. Not G-d bless America. G-d damn America!!" just a week after 9/11, or so. No one was ever united with those America-hating f*cks, of which Barky is but one.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at May 02, 2011 03:14 AM (G/MYk)

163 @30
This is really mind-blowing. I think there will be a lot of "facepalms"
by analysts and intel pros that this SOB was more or less hiding in
plain sight. The notion that this guy who we knew had a shitload of
money was hiding in a cave in the wilds of Afghanistan always struck me
as ludicrous.

- - -

If I was doing counter-intel on this, I would be pushing the cave-hiding story while developing actual intel.

Posted by: Flounder at May 02, 2011 03:14 AM (Kkt/i)

164 Ironically, Obama is awarding two Medals of Honor tomorrow.

Posted by: rockmom at May 02, 2011 03:14 AM (Y01Pi)

165 "Kerry urged vigilance, saying: “A single death does not end the threat from al-Qaeda and its affiliated groups.”"

Seared, seared in my memory is "dropped the ball". Remember that?

Posted by: West Town at May 02, 2011 03:14 AM (4TdiH)

166 Hey I'm a cocksucker, short and stout, tip me over and let me get to work...

Posted by: Druid at May 02, 2011 03:15 AM (RnujI)

167 So I guess that's a goodbye Druid then.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2011 03:15 AM (oVQFe)

168 I remember when Bush and Condi harshly condemned Israel when they killed Sheik Ahmed Yassin and other leaders of Hamas, claiming "it doesn't contribute to Peace" (or something).

Posted by: Slava at May 02, 2011 03:16 AM (WAC24)

169 Apparently UBL's head suffers from disintegrative complexity.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 02, 2011 03:16 AM (AZGON)

170 CNN saying OBL's body already buried at sea? WIN. That's what they did with Adolf Eichmann's body.

Posted by: rockmom at May 02, 2011 03:16 AM (Y01Pi)

171 Osama bin Laden already buried at sea http://bit.ly/lOwcNa

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2011 03:16 AM (CrQRp)

172 Ironically, Obama is awarding two Medals of Honor tomorrow.
Obviously, now we're gonna have to give out another medal, too.

Posted by: Nobel Prize Committee at May 02, 2011 03:17 AM (IwLzL)

173 But I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't have several compounds scattered around Pakistan that he's been bouncing between Saddam-style.That is very likely. Osama needed dialysis equipment which couldn't be found in just any house or hovel.

Posted by: Decaf at May 02, 2011 03:17 AM (3+xlM)

174 Ironically, Obama is awarding two Medals of Honor tomorrow.

Does he have room on his narrow chest for two of them? It's awkward pinning them on oneself.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 02, 2011 03:18 AM (AZGON)

175 178
Apparently UBL's head suffers from disintegrative complexity.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 02, 2011 03:16 AM (AZGON)
So much thread WINNING here

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at May 02, 2011 03:19 AM (4TdiH)

176 May 1st, 1945: Hitler confirmed dead.
May 1st, 2011: Bin Laden confirmed dead.

Happy May Day, all!

Posted by: davidr at May 02, 2011 03:19 AM (ONqbz)

177 24 SEALs rappelled from choppers
the lost chopper went down inside the compound
someone in the house said to SEALs 'that's him'
much leadslinging

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:20 AM (cUNcx)

178 Boom! Headshot!

Posted by: Duke Nukem at May 02, 2011 03:21 AM (YxGud)

179 The Cinco de Quatro Party I'm throwing is going to be off the hook, this year!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 02, 2011 03:21 AM (IGE0R)

180 B-R-A-I-N-S!

Posted by: Zombie Osama Bin Laden at May 02, 2011 03:23 AM (YxGud)

181 @132
A helo was either shot down or had a maintenance issue.

- - -

Just on fox, the helo actually had maintenance issues on insertion and either landed or partially crashed in the compound and was subsequently destroyed prior to extraction.

Posted by: Flounder at May 02, 2011 03:23 AM (Kkt/i)

182 SEAL team member 1 - You were supposed to shoot Osama in the ass.
SEAL team member 2 - His face, his ass; what's the difference?

Posted by: steveegg at May 02, 2011 03:23 AM (o44nj)

183 What's with the crowd in front of the White House? It's a sea of young, college age white people. There is not that much of Whitey in DC- especially at 2am. They all look like Obamatons, and I can say from first-hand acquaintance with many Obamatons- they could not give two shits about exacting revenge upon Bin Laden and in fact many sympathize with him. I think this is an Organize For America rent-a-crowd.

Agitprop

Posted by: sartana at May 02, 2011 03:25 AM (7Xm5b)

184 They are dumping UBLs corpse in the sea to prevent a shrine?

What about the place where he died?

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 03:25 AM (YxGud)

185 So I guess the actual DNA test is just perfunctory at this point, huh?

Posted by: Salem at May 02, 2011 03:26 AM (/yI/a)

186 Hey, Osama is dead. He's eligible to vote in Illinois!

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 03:27 AM (YxGud)

187 i would wager that the crowd in front of the WH is mostly GWU and Georgetown students looking to hook up

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:28 AM (cUNcx)

188 194 What's with the crowd in front of the White House? It's a sea of young, college age white people. There is not that much of Whitey in DC- especially at 2am. They all look like Obamatons, and I can say from first-hand acquaintance with many Obamatons- they could not give two shits about exacting revenge upon Bin Laden and in fact many sympathize with him. I think this is an Organize For America rent-a-crowd. Agitprop
Posted by: sartana at May 02, 2011 03:25 AM (7Xm5b)
Yeah I think we've speculated that. And maybe that was part of why Obama delayed an hour before speaking. And I will say the best indication of it being a mostly astroturfed crowd will be the remains in the morning. Flags on the ground will be a big indicator.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2011 03:28 AM (oVQFe)

189 Irony for you!

The other day i went to Frontier Firearms and shot a Zombie Osama target full of holes, including several head shots!

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 03:28 AM (YxGud)

190 Some guessing on my part... but check out the compound out Northwest of the Pakistani Military Academy by about 2,000 feet and then just East, straight over from Margis Arif Hospital. That just may be the compound this went down at.

Posted by: journolist at May 02, 2011 03:28 AM (iHfo1)

191 Osama Bin laden sleeps with the fishes. It's Official.

Posted by: Rocks at May 02, 2011 03:29 AM (th0op)

192 now FNC reporting bin Laden's carcass has been dumped in the drink already

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:29 AM (cUNcx)

193
I was strolling through the compound one day.
In the very merry month of May.
When I was taken by surprise,
by a bunch of Navy guys.
Now I'm lying at the bottom of some bay.

Posted by: Osama B.L. at May 02, 2011 03:29 AM (IwLzL)

194 This doesn't change anything.

I still hate Obama with a passion reserved only for pedophiles and tax collectors.

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 03:29 AM (YxGud)

195 This just in, Osama bin Laden is still dead.

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 03:31 AM (YxGud)

196 BBC is reporting that OBL was at a residence that was "shocking" in its size and also that it had 12 to 18 foot walls and was 8 times larger than any of the houses in the area.

Posted by: journolist at May 02, 2011 03:31 AM (iHfo1)

197 From now on, May the First will be celebrated with fireworks and pork products

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:31 AM (cUNcx)

198 From now on, May the First will be celebrated with fireworks and pork products
Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:31 AM (cUNcx)
And Val-U-Rite vodka. Cam't forget the alcohol.

Posted by: steveegg at May 02, 2011 03:32 AM (o44nj)

199 Fox Blonde interviewing FDNY guy

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:32 AM (cUNcx)

200 208
This just in, Osama bin Laden is still dead. SINCE EARLY 2002

Posted by: Holger

Many top generals lived here. A "military garrison town."

... uhhh, smart military log, mmmm I like meat logs and creamy fillings.... like many top corporals...
(not to discourage gays)

Posted by: Druid at May 02, 2011 03:34 AM (RnujI)

201 212 From now on, May the First will be celebrated with fireworks and pork products
Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:31 AM (cUNcx)
And Val-U-Rite vodka. Cam't forget the alcohol.
Posted by: steveegg at May 02, 2011 03:32 AM (o44nj)
And Pudding dipping.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2011 03:34 AM (oVQFe)

202 WTF, so the body is already disposed of?

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 02, 2011 03:34 AM (Du09Y)

203 Yup, screw the Pakistanis . . . dollars to doughnuts their security apparatus knew where he was all along. And you've gotta love it that is was Navy Seals that were involved, and a firefight ensued, meaning that Bin Laden had a moment there where he's thinking, "oh, shit!" The lucky bastard that pulled the trigger has our eternal thanks, and if it weren't for the threat to his life, he deserves a parade through Manhattan.
Now, watch the news Monday to see the miserable Pakistanis pour into the streets, killing each other in their rage. About that time Obama needs to make another announcement: "By the way, we're not giving you goat-fuckers any more money! So long, suckers!"

Posted by: Snake Plissken at May 02, 2011 03:36 AM (4SDHr)

204 Ace, et al. Why not post the google location. We just identified it. The only18 foot walled compound located 2,300 feet from PMA is directly across from Marqis Arif Hospital.

Posted by: journolist at May 02, 2011 03:37 AM (iHfo1)

205 The scene: Hell. A long bench at the edge of a bottomless pit.
bin Laden: is the seat taken?Jeffrey Dahmer: Fuck off. We've got standards here.

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:37 AM (cUNcx)

206 Flavius am I Alanon? I like it.

Posted by: journolist at May 02, 2011 03:37 AM (iHfo1)

207 The WaPo article mirrors Obama's speech, in which he is a self-described Jack Ryan (from the Tom Clancy novels). Personally, I find this kind of behavior (micromanagerial at best, meglamaniacal at worst) disturbing, and am really glad I didn't have to be involved with it:
"Beginning in September, the CIA began to work with Obama on a set of intelligence assessments, which led him to believe that it was possible that bin Laden might be located at the compound in Pakistan.
By mid-February, Obama determined that there was a sound intelligence basis for pursuing this and developing courses of action in case it proved correct. A month later, he began holding National Security Council meetings, which totaled five by the end of March."

Posted by: Optimizer at May 02, 2011 03:38 AM (F56VB)

208 "Arab Street" is going to say it's all a lie. No body, the way it was handled...

Doesn't matter what the facts are. Hell, think of the other stories they carry around.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2011 03:38 AM (bxiXv)

209 FNC CONFIRMS OSAMA SLEEPS WITH THE FISHES

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:38 AM (cUNcx)

210 Here's hoping whatever ship did the burial at sea did a waste dump right after.

Posted by: Rocks at May 02, 2011 03:39 AM (th0op)

211 Let the conspiracy theories begin!

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:39 AM (cUNcx)

212 228 Here's hoping whatever ship did the burial at sea did a waste dump right after.
Posted by: Rocks at May 02, 2011 03:39 AM (th0op)
I hope they dropped him out the back end of C-130 at 20,000 Feet.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2011 03:40 AM (oVQFe)

213
Let the conspiracy theories begin!

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:39 AM (cUNcx)
Colonel Mustard did it, in the Kitchen with the lead pipe.

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 03:40 AM (YxGud)

214 Fox issaying that they're not going to release any proof in the form of photos right now that he's dead. They're not going to have a choice. And, they damn sure better do it soon.

Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 03:40 AM (AkdC5)

215 Explain to me why we should not drop about 200kt of hint on that compound that it's not nice for the Pakistanis to fool Uncle Sam.

Posted by: JEM at May 02, 2011 03:41 AM (o+SC1)

216 194 What's with the crowd in front of the White House? It's a sea of young, college age white people. There is not that much of Whitey in DC- especially at 2am. ...
Sorry, but the word is that a bunch of kids at a nearby college got the word while cramming for exams, and headed over, including an entire dorm.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 02, 2011 03:41 AM (F56VB)

217 So the official May The First dinner consists of bacon-wrapped pork loin, Val-U-Rite cocktails, and pudding for dessert

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:41 AM (cUNcx)

218 Sorry, but the word is that a bunch of kids at a nearby college got the word while cramming for exams, and headed over, including an entire dorm.Posted by: Optimizer at May 02, 2011 03:41 AM (F56VB)

Earlier when Geraldo was on I believe GWU or maybe Georgetown announced that exams tomorrow were going to be re-scheduled. So you have a lot of very happy students.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2011 03:43 AM (CrQRp)

219 I didn't realize you had already linked to the map. I was doing a good old fashionsearch on the info I got from the BBC, but feel smart because it led to the same location.
This google yes, good. Smart military blog we are.

Posted by: journolist at May 02, 2011 03:43 AM (iHfo1)

220 Oh fuck!

Posted by: Colonel Daffy Duck hanging out in his Libyan compound at May 02, 2011 03:44 AM (YxGud)

221 @229 Here's my conspiracy theory: Osama was killed rather than taken alive, and his compound burned, deliberately. Obama wanted no statement from OBL or evidence that he had a relationship with Saddam Hussein.

Posted by: rockmom at May 02, 2011 03:44 AM (Y01Pi)

222 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Michael Moore, lounging around masturbating while eating Cheetos at May 02, 2011 03:45 AM (YxGud)

223 U.S. military sources revealed tonight that Bin Laden had been taken by surprise by the attack by a small team of U.S. Navy Seals who landed in the grounds of the compound.

During an operation in which troops were on the ground for just 40 minutes, they stormed the terror chief's hideaway.
In a dramatic finale, it is said that bin Laden was offered the chance to surrender. But the leader, who had always said he would not be captured alive, refused and was blasted in the head by troops.
Three of the terror leader's men, including his own son, were also killed along with a woman they tried to act as a human shield in a furious firefight.

Posted by: Jones at May 02, 2011 03:45 AM (cUNcx)

224 It's so awesome that none of our guys were so much as injured.
[Let's hope none of them get prosecuted. You know - for killing the human shieldwoman, or not reading OBL his Miranda rights...]
Does this mean BHO believes in the WOT now?
[Oh, and that WaPo article manages towork inthat bogus "Mission Accomplished" swipe at Buch yet again, too.]

Posted by: Optimizer at May 02, 2011 03:47 AM (F56VB)

225 including an entire dorm.

That's kinda the point. Typical college kids are not so interested in seeing Osama killed. Unless they celebrate this as specifically a victory for Obama. I think Buzzion's lead is the best- we'll know who they are by the garbage they leave behind.

Posted by: sartana at May 02, 2011 03:50 AM (7Xm5b)

226 My work herewas done before it started.

Posted by: journolist at May 02, 2011 03:51 AM (iHfo1)

227 OOh, you gave me a tingle up my bazooka finger.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 02, 2011 03:51 AM (EiH7n)

228 A shark is munching on Bin Laden's ass as we speak.

Posted by: Rocks at May 02, 2011 03:51 AM (th0op)

229
A shark is munching on Bin Laden's ass as we speak.

Yeah, but it was only after I got through with it.

Posted by: horny male dolphin at May 02, 2011 03:53 AM (IwLzL)

230 A little late for this, since they already dumped his cursed corpse, but here's what they should have done:

Grind him up and feed him to some pigs. Couple days later, after a little processing, gather him up and seal him in a box, nicely decorated with Islamic themes. Send him back to the hellhole from which he came. Let them build their shrine. Let them pay homage to their Pig Sh*t.

Posted by: Average Guy at May 02, 2011 03:54 AM (ZKY6D)

231 Operation involving 4 helicopters and 40 guys:
Speech same day, Pledge of Allegiance, God Bless America.

Operation involving thousands of guys, dozens of ships and aircraft, and launching over 100 missiles:
I got a thing in Brazil -see ya in a week or so!

Posted by: Optimizer at May 02, 2011 03:54 AM (F56VB)

232 Posted by: horny male dolphin at May 02, 2011 03:53 AM (IwLzL)

We already had him

Posted by: US Navy SEALs at May 02, 2011 03:55 AM (YxGud)

233 215
Map of Bin Laden's House.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 02, 2011 03:34 AM (qIHlG)
Hmmmm.....previously, there was another location identified....The previous location was north on Awami Road until you find the Karakorum Highway (N35), then way south on the KKH past the athletics ground, past College Road, until the Gammi Adda bus stop. The building was the big grey one next to the parklike setting halfway between the bus stop and the Government College mosque.Fog of War and all that, but it's interesting that we're talking two different parts of town.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2011 03:55 AM (kaalw)

234 Fuck with the best, die like the rest. Another one bites the dust. Who's next?

Posted by: yakima o' canutt, in below the sexy shoes at May 02, 2011 03:55 AM (tdbEf)

235 Now, let's cut the fucking Pakis off of their foreign aid stipend.

Posted by: Fat Bald & Sassy at May 02, 2011 03:55 AM (uPJN8)

236 The Donald Trump of Arabia is dead.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 02, 2011 03:56 AM (EiH7n)

237 "Fox said the body will be handled according to Muslim custom."

Saw its head off on video tape? Cool!

Posted by: Zombie Chung Ling Soo at May 02, 2011 03:56 AM (fUzgd)

238 Future prediction:

A Pakistani Nuke will 'fall' into the hands of al-Qaeda and they will detonate it in NYC or DC.

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 03:56 AM (YxGud)

239 We already had him

Posted by: US Navy SEALs at May 02, 2011 03:55 AM (YxGud)
I know. I thought he was one of my kind, what with that extra hole in his head and all.

Posted by: horny male dolphin at May 02, 2011 03:57 AM (IwLzL)

240 Tastes like bacon!

Posted by: The Shark Eating Bin Laden's Remains at May 02, 2011 03:57 AM (mEyVv)

241 Could you imagine what the Navy SEALs who were on the Op are now thinking? The things going through their head?

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 03:58 AM (YxGud)

242 Marine students celebrating at the WH...damn, just damn. Got something in my eye.
http://tiny.cc/bk7gt

Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 03:58 AM (AkdC5)

243 And for all you conspiracy buffs out there....isn't it interesting that we hand Egypt over to the Muslim Brotherhood, and a month or two later someone drops a dime on OBL?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2011 03:59 AM (kaalw)

244 Let the conspiracy theories begin!
Posted by: Jones

Mr Lennon Hendrix
on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 00:48
#1228102

The easiest call ever was that Obama, a Zbig and Kissenger protege, would be the one to bag Osama. Tim Osman (Osama's CIA code name, which is code for 'The Ottoman') was put into play by Zbig under Carter when the Mujahideen was established as a proxy war force to at first battle the Russians, and then to use as an antagonist. Osman was the left hand of his father, who owns the Carlyle Group along with the Bushes and Sarkozys.

Osman has been dead for years. He was hospitalized and was barely alive the months before the September 11th bombing. It was Obama's trump card, and Zbig had this one stashed for right when the dollar was about to fail, which it is. Now when the dollar fails, which it will in a matter of weeks if not days, the US Empire, or what is left of it, will say to the world, 'But you all need us! Look at the good we do! Who will apprehend the criminals if not us?'

So yes, Obama is going to get a big smack on the lips from Nobel, the long forgotten Rotheschilde liasion.

Zerohedge.com

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 02, 2011 03:59 AM (YuWcy)

245 263 Tastes like bacon!
Posted by: The Shark Eating Bin Laden's Remains at May 02, 2011 03:57 AM (mEyVv)
There's a reason they call it Long Pig.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2011 04:00 AM (oVQFe)

246 They shoulda dropped him outta a plane onto that black stone the muzzies all walk around in Mecca. Like they did Dave Chappelle's character.

On his chest the would be written -- "Don't ever, EVER, fuck with us again!"

Posted by: Moron who saw Con Air on tv earlier at May 02, 2011 04:01 AM (IwLzL)

247 Wonder when Obama will apologize.

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 04:02 AM (YxGud)

248 I was strolling through the compound one day.In the very merry month of May.When I was taken by surprise,by a bunch of Navy guys.Now I'm lying at the bottom of some bay.
Posted by: Osama B.L. at May 02, 2011 03:29 AM (IwLzL)
ROFLMAO!

Posted by: steveegg at May 02, 2011 04:03 AM (o44nj)

249 B-R-A-I-N-S!

Posted by: Zombie Osama at May 02, 2011 04:04 AM (YxGud)

250 Osama? Yeah, I hit it.

Posted by: 5.56 NATO round at May 02, 2011 04:06 AM (o44nj)

251 One of the commenters at the Google Maps link also commented that the location had changed. If you put "34.14639, 73.21691" in Google Maps, it'll jump you to the other location.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2011 04:06 AM (kaalw)

252 Posted by: 5.56 NATO round at May 02, 2011 04:06 AM (o44nj)

Sacred Honor and all compels me to say... Ditto.

Posted by: Will Folks at May 02, 2011 04:07 AM (YxGud)

253 Headshot +10

Posted by: Engineer at May 02, 2011 04:09 AM (ZgvjV)

254 Wow, I was glad to read this news account. Because what I was really worried about was accordance with Islamic practice. I feel so much better now.

The United States is treating Osama bin Laden's body in "accordance with Islamic practice," a White House official says.

President Obama announced Sunday night that American forces killed bin
Laden in Pakistan and that they took his body afterward. He said no
Americans were harmed in the fight.

Asked how bin Laden's body will be treated, a senior administration
official told reporters on a conference call that "we are ensuring that
is handled in accordance with Islamic practice and tradition."

The official, who refused to be identified, said the matter is
"something that we take very seriously, and so, therefore, this is being
handled in an appropriate manner."

Posted by: The Notion at May 02, 2011 04:09 AM (hD0CU)

255 Thanks, FlaviusJulius, and jornolist... I put up the link and am encouraging people to rate Osama Bin Ladin's Compound.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 02, 2011 04:09 AM (nj1bB)

256 How do you say "suck it" in Arabic?

Posted by: Grayson at May 02, 2011 04:10 AM (Lakm6)

257 We Keel You!

Posted by: US Navy SEALs at May 02, 2011 04:10 AM (YxGud)

258 Imagine the epic Tea Bagging that had to have occured.

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 04:11 AM (YxGud)

259 Hey Achmed, Jeff Dunham says to get your shit and get out.

Posted by: Osama the Dead Terrorist at May 02, 2011 04:14 AM (YxGud)

260 In the good old days (circa 1500) bin Laden's bloodstained head would have been placed on a prominently-situated pike at Ground Zero. If only King Barry had balls to do such a thing.

Instead, within days JEF will be issuing a heartfelt apology to all of the peace. Loving Muslims of the world.

Posted by: Cicero at May 02, 2011 04:15 AM (vN4tl)

261 He's already got a bandage on his head in every picture we've ever seen of him. We believe he died of an pre-existing head shot.

Posted by: Blue Crescent Insurance at May 02, 2011 04:18 AM (ZgvjV)

262 Thought of the Day:
At this very moment, Osama is being reduced to little crab turds.

Posted by: Infobot at May 02, 2011 04:19 AM (LJAdd)

263 Why wouldn't he be buried on an undisclosed pig-farm in NY or PA

No respect of muslim traditions for this bastard as he "defiled" the religion...

Posted by: phreshone at May 02, 2011 04:23 AM (T3vCe)

264 Unless there's something we haven't been told, it might be nice to get through Congress a nice bipartisan zeroing out of every last cent of Pakistani aid, funding, etc.

Posted by: JEM at May 02, 2011 04:24 AM (o+SC1)

265 Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 02, 2011 04:22 AM (qIHlG)

I heard 2400 meters which is 1.5 miles.

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 04:24 AM (YxGud)

266 I guess Barry had a lovely May Day.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 02, 2011 04:26 AM (F56VB)

267 Do you think they will release the name of the women who was killed?

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 02, 2011 04:28 AM (I+kYz)

268
Navy Seal #1: You said his eyes were blue?

Navy Seal #2: Yes Indeed, blew right out of the sockets.

Posted by: Anonymoose at May 02, 2011 04:29 AM (ZgvjV)

269 Posted by: Serious Cat at May 02, 2011 04:28 AM (I+kYz)

Doubt it, she was used as a human shield by one of the men.

Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 04:30 AM (YxGud)

270 ...isn't it interesting that we hand Egypt over to the Muslim Brotherhood, and a month or two later someone drops a dime on OBL?

Yes, it's very interesting. But stuff like this has been happening almost daily since the Skinny Freak took office(Ready to Rule!), it's staring you right in the face, but if you connect the dots, a la Beck, you just get pounded.

Alanon? And I thought I was the only one who read the Terry Brooks novels. Good stuff.

Posted by: sartana at May 02, 2011 04:31 AM (7Xm5b)

271
Of course this is the way it will be portrayed by the ball-licking media like AP. I'm surprised "The Warrior Preznit" didn't show up in camo gear.
From AP:
On April 29, Obama approved an operation to kill bin Laden. It was a mission that required surgical accuracy, even more precision than could be delivered by the government's sophisticated Predator drones. To execute it, Obama tapped a small contingent of the Navy's elite SEAL Team Six and put them under the command of CIA Director Leon Panetta, whose analysts monitored the compound from afar.
Panetta was directly in charge of the team, a U.S. official said, and his conference room was transformed into a command center.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at May 02, 2011 04:32 AM (ErZmj)

272 Okay, you got him. Now can you let me go?

Posted by: Khalid Shiekh Mohammad at May 02, 2011 04:32 AM (XiRFI)

273 From leatherneck dot com
http://tiny.cc/uqjlp

Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 04:34 AM (AkdC5)

274 Ok, look again at the Google map. They hide the name of the capital, Islamabad in the default view -- it's just north of Rawalpindi (which shows up). But if you look about 30 miles south from Casa bin Laden, that's it. Honestly, bin Laden was about 30 miles away from Pakistan's capital, in broad sight, in a million dollar mansion. He was closer to Islamabad than Baltimore Washington International airport is to Washington. But I'm supposed to believe that Pakistan had no idea he was there.

Riiiiiiight.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at May 02, 2011 04:35 AM (jqHOY)

275 Navy Seal #1: You said his eyes were blue? Navy Seal #2: Yes Indeed, blew right out of the sockets.
Posted by: Anonymoose at May 02, 2011 04:29 AM (ZgvjV)
LOL!

Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 04:35 AM (AkdC5)

276 Posted by: PoconoJoe at May 02, 2011 04:32 AM (ErZmj)
They can suck his wank all they want, but the facts will come out. He gave the go ahead, but he didn't actually have a choice. The CIA and our military could have did have the means to take him out without deWon being involved at all. He had no choice but to kill the bastard, because once his location was known, if he hadn't given the order to take him out it would have eventually leaked. Plus, the bastard believes that this will help him get re-elected. It won't, but I'm sure he's got that stupid ass grin on his face thinking it will.

Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 04:41 AM (AkdC5)

277 276
256 I found your location for UBL's house. Is that one more accurate? I
searched for the academy and Bin Laden's joint was already marked.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 02, 2011 04:08 AM (qIHlG)
I have no idea which is more accurate -- fog of war and all that. It's just odd that there are two of them floating around.....almost like there might be two million-dollar mansions covertly holding Al-Qaeda bigwigs right in the middle of a Pakistani military suburb.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2011 04:45 AM (kaalw)

278 PoconoJoe- I'm now hearing that Panetta and Barack were actually part of the team that dropped into the compound. Under heavy fire during the initial assault, the two of them broke off from the main group and cornered a heavily armed contingent of bandits including Bin Laden and his wives and eunochs in the pantry. Panetta, due to sincere heroism found himself out of ammo whereupon Barack brilliantly executed a running dive and tossed a fresh clip to Panetta- enabling him to terminate with extreme prejudice. Reggie Love brought up the rear. Powers Boothe was impressed.

This was just off the wire.

Posted by: sartana at May 02, 2011 04:50 AM (7Xm5b)

279
Posted by: sartana at May 02, 2011 04:50 AM (7Xm5b)
It will eventually come out that SEAL team six was hand picked by Obama because he had been advising them behind the scenes for the last 10 years. And despite Panetta being a lifelong phony beaureaucrat he was perfectly suited to the job of being in command of the operation due to the fact that in reality he is a Shaolin Warrior.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at May 02, 2011 05:05 AM (ErZmj)

280 Wonder if the palistinians watching american people celebrate his death, feel as gutted as we felt after 911 when we watched them celebrating with their free candy.
guess all the barber shops in gazza will have to change his picture now. lol.

Posted by: johnny bentleg at May 02, 2011 05:07 AM (88aVd)

281 Good News about 8 years too late. We should have bombed Pocketpoolstan back to sticks like Cheney wanted way back when.

Posted by: Vic at May 02, 2011 05:11 AM (M9Ie6)

282 Bet that smelly egyptian no2 wanker with the dent in his headhas really got the fear at the moment, lol.

Posted by: johnny bentleg at May 02, 2011 05:16 AM (88aVd)

283 300
Okay, you got him. Now can you let me go?Posted by: Khalid Shiekh Mohammad

Better yet, let me go!!!

Posted by: THE chicken at May 02, 2011 05:27 AM (TrAxp)

284 Why is the left celebrating the murder of an innocent man? Everybody knows GW and Cheney rigged the 911 attacks.

Those infidels.

Posted by: george at May 02, 2011 05:27 AM (y0VOX)

285 This just in, Minister Farrakhan comments on Obama ordering the action to kill Bin Laden,

Minister Farrakhan, "Who the Phuck Do you think you are?"

Posted by: war69DotCom at May 02, 2011 05:34 AM (gkpKy)

286 Guess his plans to rule saudi arabia have been put on hold for a while.

Posted by: johnny bentleg at May 02, 2011 05:39 AM (88aVd)

287 What's next for Obama? How does he deal with Pakistan who were obviously covering for Osama?

Are they floating the "they helped us" crap so Obama won't have to deal with them?

Posted by: mare at May 02, 2011 05:42 AM (A98Xu)

288 I'm sure Sec State Her Thighness will tell the media that during the assault on OBL she herself had to take cover from snipper fire.

Posted by: Color Me Surprised at May 02, 2011 05:48 AM (MRQhQ)

289 I wonder what the other hand is up to.

Posted by: MarkC at May 02, 2011 06:05 AM (ros+1)

290 Dumped the body at sea? Without taking DNA samples I bet?

You damn straight I will treat this bullshit the same way the left would have treated this "event" if it had happened while Bush was President. Show me some not U.S. Government mouthpiece evidence that it actually was Osama they killed.

Geez, Ace, change the name of the blog to Hook, Line Sinker for now, eh?

Posted by: davidinvirginia at May 02, 2011 06:19 AM (gVqEL)

291 Woo-hoo! The power's coming back on in Huntsville and I finally get to read some news. I couldn't imagine a better headline than this one.

Posted by: Bugler at May 02, 2011 06:34 AM (VXBR1)

292 I'm with #324 on this. Buried at sea immediately sounds pretty suspicious.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 02, 2011 06:35 AM (C6OjH)

293 Mornin' all, looks like a nice day.
Anything new?

...who?
...where?

...hmmmm...

...seems like an awful long way for me to go to take a leak.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 02, 2011 06:35 AM (HBqDo)

294 El J.E.F. had quite the weekend!

Tees off on Trump, then kicks off the '12 campaign with style.

Sorry to piss on the parade. Doesn't pass the smell test or the 48 hour rule.

M'fer bin Laden bin Dead for years.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at May 02, 2011 06:35 AM (j84s0)

295 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
*ring a bell?*

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 02, 2011 06:55 AM (yQWNf)

296 Buried at sea is not suspicious in light of this administration's feelings for Islam. Islam requires that a body be buried in < 24 hours after death.

This admin bends over backwards to be "nice" to the Muzzies, even after killing one. Even the military has become PC shit on this stuff.

Posted by: Vic at May 02, 2011 06:56 AM (M9Ie6)

297 Did anyone ban that wad calling himself Druid?

What a fucking clown.

Posted by: Landshark! at May 02, 2011 06:59 AM (piMMO)

298 Buried at sea is not suspicious in light of this administration's
feelings for Islam. Islam requires that a body be buried in < 24
hours after death.This admin bends over backwards to be "nice"
to the Muzzies, even after killing one. Even the military has become PC
shit on this stuff.

I don't have one bit of problem with our side being civilized and, I believe a burial at sea was the way to go. No one will be dropping by to lay flowers at his shrine.

Posted by: Landshark! at May 02, 2011 07:01 AM (piMMO)

299 "No one will be dropping by to lay flowers at his shrine."

That was my first thought as well. I'm not going to demand a long-form death certificate.

Posted by: Bugler at May 02, 2011 07:03 AM (VXBR1)

300 Yeah, it probably was good to get rid of the body. If they hadn't you can bet there would be a call to give it up so they could erect a shrine somewhere.

Posted by: Vic at May 02, 2011 07:12 AM (M9Ie6)

301 Great fucking job seals.

Posted by: Mr. Happy at May 02, 2011 07:19 AM (ijo2L)

302 Besides, I'm sure "burial at sea" had very little to do with what we traditionally view as a "burial".

Posted by: Landshark! at May 02, 2011 07:27 AM (piMMO)

303 WE WANT TO SEE THE LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE!

deathers.blogspot.com

Posted by: Osama Is Livng at May 02, 2011 07:33 AM (8aG5Z)

304 Imo, the proper method of disposal would have been to feed the bastard to pigs. Then feed the pigs to dogs. Then release the dogs in various hotbeds of jihadiscumism and let the inbred shitheads build shrines to the Osama/pig nuggets that get deposited.

Method other:

Let the jihadiscum have the bod. Let them build a shrine. Then have it regularly visited by "suicide bombers" ... or drones... to thin the jihadiscum numbers in an other than tactical environment.

Posted by: Grimmy at May 02, 2011 07:34 AM (uUsh9)

305 So all we're being shown is a Certificate of Live Death? Where's the long form, with the footprints?

Posted by: Beto at May 02, 2011 07:42 AM (j5CHE)

306 I know where they buried him.
In the Bay of Pigs

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 02, 2011 07:44 AM (wSTfB)

307 Obama gets Osama!!

Thank you President Obama!!!!

4 more years!!!!

Posted by: Ty Williams at May 02, 2011 07:45 AM (HIIpD)

308 Smokescreen. The Jihad shrine will be the BURNING compound. That will be the shrine. Where's the body?

Posted by: mhrepub at May 02, 2011 07:46 AM (e+kY7)

309 Hoft says they arrested OBL's wives and kids.
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 02, 2011 04:34 AM (qIHlG)
They should all be joining his corpse at the bottom of the sea. Tie each one to a couple cinder blocks and toss them over the rail.
As for Pakistan, every city with more than a few thousand inhabitants should be vaporized. That nation must be held responsible for what it has done. The pakis have been laughing their asses off for years - taking our money will harboring our enemies. Let them eat radiation.

Posted by: Reactionary at May 02, 2011 07:47 AM (xUM1Q)

310 Smokescreen. The Jihad shrine will be the BURNING compound. That will be the shrine. Where's the body?
Posted by: mhrepub at May 02, 2011 07:46 AM (e+kY7)
If any place does become the OBL shrine, we should see to it that the place is salted nicely with radioactive materials. Let every visitor get a nice dose of thyroid cancer for his trouble.

Posted by: Reactionary at May 02, 2011 07:48 AM (xUM1Q)

311 THERE WAS NO CONNECTION BETWEEN SADDAM AND AL QAEDA!!

Posted by: Dying Liberal Memes at May 02, 2011 07:49 AM (A/oSU)

312 The Seals did good. A dead Osama is better then one waiting for trial that the lefties would turn into a mockery and the jihadist would consider a challenge to disrupt. Burial at sea? Hopefully they tossed some chum into the water first so the sharks tore that body into shreds and the bottom-feeders finished the job.

Maybe with DNA testing they'll be able to confirm Marfans disease and maybe some other genetic abnormalities which would further tarnish the image of that scum.

Posted by: Replica Death Certificates at May 02, 2011 07:50 AM (IhHdM)

313 Already buried at sea according to Islam ritual? How nice and PC. I wonder if the muzzies would have conducted a Christian ceremony if Bush kicked off on their turf? Anyways...no pictures? No video? Body already dealt with? Hmmm. I hope all the retaliation that's sure to follow won't just be based on hearsay alone.Keep watching the other hand. Not kidding.

Posted by: NorthernX at May 02, 2011 08:14 AM (UkARK)

314 He isn't buried at sea. That's just spin.

Bert every $$ that his rotting corpse will be brought back here. And isn't it sweet that this raid was conducted within 1 mile of the Pakistani version of West Point.

Posted by: Biff Baxter at May 02, 2011 08:18 AM (FjJrR)

315 HE DEEEEEAAAAAD!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 02, 2011 08:23 AM (zgZzy)

316 So, I am to understand that the most beloved/admired figure in the muslim world was attacked in a mansion that abutted one of the largest military camps in Pakistan and, until midnight last night, no one in Pakistan, in the muslim world, knew about osama's death that occurred a week ago?

Posted by: J at May 02, 2011 08:25 AM (T3/qP)

317 Andrea Mitchell was quick to give all the praise to her lord and savior, Obozo.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 02, 2011 08:25 AM (0fzsA)

318
Good DAY, sir!

Posted by: Golem14 at May 02, 2011 08:26 AM (2X8VA)

319 This icon of islamic peace and tolerance should have been brought back to America and publicly descecrated and the footage posted on You Tube. THEN the body reduced with acid while wrapped in pig skin and the results flushed down the D.C. sewage system. Real old school Roman style stuff.
Once again, the idiots in Washington bend the knee to "Arab sensitivities" out of fear. The only reason Barry authorized this was for a one-up on Bush and a campaign point - "Remember America, I got Bin Laden!" In point of fact it was the CIA/military who got him. Barry just happened to be the temporary resident of the White House at the time.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at May 02, 2011 08:28 AM (EhYdw)

320 I hope that Obama doesn't hurt himself while patting himself on the back and doing a victory lap. The Military should get all the credit. That being said, we should not be celebrating in the streets. It is a great day, but lets not do what they did on 9/11.

Posted by: Marie at May 02, 2011 08:32 AM (W7Seu)

321 Actually, I think I would prefer to be waterboarded than leadboarded, thank you.

Posted by: Obama's Last Words at May 02, 2011 08:35 AM (d6wkB)

322 Can I just say that Obama makes me sick?

In his speech last night, Obama said:

"I made the decision to take out Osama""Once I had reviewed the intelligence""I ordered the attack""Which resulted in the single greatest victory yet in the war against terror".

Puke. Barf. Wretch.

Bush would have said:

"Our outstanding intelligence forces identified Osama's hiding place""Then our brave Navy Seals at their own peril attacked and took him out""Now we have achieved yet one more in a long stream of victories by our intelligence and armed forces against terrorism".

Instead we just got a self-serving campaign ad. This man makes me sick.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at May 02, 2011 08:39 AM (Er/am)

323 USA!
USA!
USA!

Hell yeah!

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at May 02, 2011 08:40 AM (JKe0g)

324 Obama is just disgusting.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 02, 2011 08:41 AM (0fzsA)

325 So, I am to understand that the most beloved/admired figure in the
muslim world was attacked in a mansion that abutted one of the largest
military camps in Pakistan and, until midnight last night, no one in
Pakistan, in the muslim world, knew about osama's death that occurred a
week ago?

Wait, you are right. If this happened a week ago, how is that no word leaked out from his millions of followers?

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at May 02, 2011 08:41 AM (Er/am)

326 363 - Obama knows his poll numbers are in the toilet and he needs all the help he can get.Self-glorification comes easy to Obama.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 02, 2011 08:44 AM (0fzsA)

327 Sorry, I'm not believing the storyline,"Osama dumped at sea", to honor the Muslim religion of, 24 hr. disposal of the body. Why? so fast ? How about honoring my USA citizen right as an American to see the body, pics, documented DNA. Bodies don't get dumped this fast by the government.

Posted by: mhrepub at May 02, 2011 08:48 AM (e+kY7)

328 Has anyone seen Joey Biden lately? Any chance he fast-roped in?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 08:57 AM (UOM48)

329
Ahem: This was a "well-known military town." Many top generals lived here. A "military garrison town."
Should have blown the whole fucking town up.
this

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2011 08:58 AM (UOM48)

330 Okay, you got him. Now can you let me go?
Posted by: Khalid Shiekh Mohammad at May 02, 2011 04:32 AM (XiRFI)
Sure. Let's take you up to 35,000 feet first. Don't worry about the lack of a parachute; it's the lack of an oxygen bottle you need to worry about after we kick you out of the airplane.

Posted by: 5.56 NATO round at May 02, 2011 09:03 AM (o44nj)

331 BAD sockpuppet!

Posted by: steveegg at May 02, 2011 09:04 AM (o44nj)

332 A friend who spent many hours, to find out,
that he`d lost one of his in the Towers,
Another who had a son in Iraq,
Oscar Mike and he didn`t come back.
Friends of friends who`ve told of their losses,
now happy to hear that we sent in the Hosses.
osama bin laden is now no longer alive,
one of our bad asses `tween his eyes with a 45.
His reign of terror has come to pass,
and 72 BOAR HOGS are having fun with that ass.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at May 02, 2011 09:08 AM (bsLFt)

333 So, who will admit it in a post? Ron Paul was right.

Posted by: Chuckit at May 02, 2011 09:11 AM (tnlI7)

334 For once, the MSM will NOT say "It was Bush's fault!"

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at May 02, 2011 09:15 AM (Er/am)

335 So here is the story line I expect today from the MSM:

"So, doesn't this put to bed all of the murmurs about Obama's lack of leadership? Isn't this the change we all hoped for? Isn't Obama now bringing America together as one just as he promised? Will this moment be looked back upon as the day Obama won his second term in office?..."

Wait for it.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at May 02, 2011 09:17 AM (Er/am)

336 Monty has the DOOM for Bin Laden thread up. Time to close out this one.

Posted by: Vic at May 02, 2011 09:21 AM (M9Ie6)

337 Jesus akbar!

Posted by: Bible Belt Muzzie at May 02, 2011 09:32 AM (xs5wK)

338 hillary on live.

Posted by: curious at May 02, 2011 09:36 AM (k1rwm)

339 Anyone notice the all out media flip to spelling
it Usama instead of Osama? That's new and I suppose and effort to
further distinguish him from his coreligionist, Obama.

Posted by: dagny at May 02, 2011 09:30 AM (XXFBW)

Remember, don't let the MFM win this battle of the narrative: only ever use the Osama spelling and take the MFM to task about this in comments sections and when talking to friends etc. about the OBL RIP SOL event.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 02, 2011 09:49 AM (Y1DZt)

340 The thrill of hearing this news has now given way to laughing at all these photoshops and videos celebrating this. Awesome way to start the week.

Posted by: brak at May 02, 2011 09:54 AM (nIoiW)

341 264Could you imagine what the Navy SEALs who were on the Op are now thinking? The things going through their head?
Posted by: Holger at May 02, 2011 03:58 AM (YxGud)I've trained with these guys. They train for these missions constantly and had thought out the different things that may happen, and are confident that they would be able to read the situation to make the operation move forward, This one was probably in the mid-range as far as hard core pucker factor goes. The guys that had to deal with Mogadishu were in the level 11 shit storm where every best alternative was bad.It's a good thing Obama's lazy enough that he had almost zero input into this to where he would have screwed the pooch, which is what Johnson or Carter would have done.

Posted by: Obama's Last Words at May 02, 2011 10:08 AM (d6wkB)

342 I just logged on so I don't know if they have already done it but they need to release a picture of the body. In the age we live in there will be a conspiracy theory that Osama isn't really dead anyway but the pictures and DNA would help tamp it down.

Posted by: Grumpy old Prole soon to live under a bridge at May 02, 2011 10:24 AM (JKX4x)

343 Youend up having to destroy a helicopter in the process of killing Bin Laden? No problem. THAT's where I want my tax money going.

Posted by: Michael at May 02, 2011 10:56 AM (FC2+c)

344 40 minutes on the ground is an eternity for a "lightning raid". If we did not have Pakistani approval/assistance, the attack on bin Laden's compound would have brought the Pakistani police and military. Something our operators would not want to have to deal with.

I read a news story that a Pakistani military helicopter was shot down in this area at the time of the raid. A witness described "heavy firing" before the chopper crashed. Did we shoot it down? I don't have a link. Just Google "Pakistani Helicopter Crash" and you will find it.

Posted by: Martin B. at May 02, 2011 10:57 AM (RxwI3)

345 I'm just a little pissed they didn't bring his body back so we could drag it through the streets, piss on it, rub it with bacon, and put it on a pike at the tip of Battery Park so the whole world could see.

Posted by: Iblis at May 02, 2011 11:06 AM (hLGVM)

346 Also, operations of this kind are usually accompanied by perimeter security to protect the operators as they perform the mission. It is inconceivable to me that we did not have a perimeter force watching the Seals' back. Usually it is Army Rangers who perform this task. So was the attack larger than advertised?

Posted by: Martin B. at May 02, 2011 11:08 AM (RxwI3)

347 Finally we have something to blame on George Bush.

Posted by: sTevo at May 02, 2011 11:13 AM (roFKc)

348 That Pakistani military academy does have a facebook page ....

Posted by: Kristopher at May 02, 2011 11:39 AM (Xp8fn)

349 Did you see the pictures of the roomsinside the compound? Just love those blood stains with drag marks, BTW. Anyhoo, I was thinkin', only in Pakistan could you have a house that's worth over a million dollars that looks like a hovel. Once a dirt-squatter, always a dirt-squatter.

Posted by: Mrs. Spank at May 02, 2011 11:50 AM (8DdAv)

350 To our military: OOH-RAH!

To Obama: Good job. Snuck your pair out of Michelle's purse I see.

To John Kerry & Code Pink: Our condolences on your loss.

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