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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/20/16) [Mis. Hum.]
Yes, Tuesday is groovy. Especially when it's Two-For Tuesday.
September 21, 2005 – Hurricane Rita becomes the third most intense hurricane (dropped to 4th on October 19, 2005).
September 21, 1938 – The Great Hurricane of 1938 makes landfall on Long Island in New York. The death toll is estimated at 500-700 people. (Thank you for playing along. Parting gifts are at the door.)
Two-For Tuesday California California is addressing it's drinking water problems.
Leave it to the government to water artificial grass. Did we mention there is an ongoing drought? Two-For Tuesday Intelligence Agencies Money, espionage, babes, murder.
Inside the C.I.A.'s black sites. Two-For Tuesday Drinking
How to be a kick butt drinker. Judging levels of drunkenness depends on who you are with. Two-For Tuesday Destinations
End of the world bars
Visiting Canada? Just remember 90% of its population is within 100 miles of the U.S. border. Two-For Tuesday Internet Stories
Did you take your clothes off? Put away your damn camera.
Breitbart's Milo has pis$$ed the left off-again. Two-For Tuesday Genius Awards
Your girlfriend is not a hood ornament. Stupidity outweighs their hate. Thank God.
Two-For Tuesday Food & Drink
Mmmmm bacon. Did you ever wonder why it's packaged the way it is?
Ahhh beer foam explained.
Two-For Tuesday Government and Your Money
That's a whole lot of cash.
The New York City Police Department takes in millions of dollars in cash each year as evidence, often keeping the money through a procedure called civil forfeiture. But as New York City lawmakers pressed for greater transparency into how much was being seized and from whom, a department official claimed providing that information would be nearly impossible—because querying the 4-year old computer system that tracks evidence and property for the data would "lead to system crashes."
Is the government coming for your cash?
Two-For Tuesday Think-Tanks
New words recognized by Oxford English Dictionary. Did anyone lose their job for Obama's prize?
Two-For Tuesday Travelers
Leave it to a Frenchie. Which one of you Morons did this?
Not a Two-For but close enough. Wowie Zowie. Be part of the gang. News tips, subway tokens and mismatched socks here. Other news aoshqont at g mail. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by unapproved TSA clothing.
Posted by AceCorp, LLC. This written warning is issued for your failure to meet the performance expectations of your membership level. This is your last opportunity to correct your unsatisfactory performance and/or behavior. You know who you are and what you have done.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at September 20, 2016 10:11 PM (kHJ3a)
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at September 20, 2016 10:11 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 20, 2016 10:12 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at September 20, 2016 10:12 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Alfred E Neuman at September 20, 2016 10:12 PM (JmsQ5)
Iowa has already declared that any church that welcomes non-members to celebrate the congregations faith must surrender their 1st Amendment rights and accepts the state's own tenants of the social justice faith and abolish the gender binary in their own church. Did anyone really think that Massachusetts wouldn't get in on that action?
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12482
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2016 10:12 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:14 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: Jim at September 20, 2016 10:14 PM (v5iqM)
Would someone please send one of those inflatable life rafts my way?
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 10:14 PM (Zmoaa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 20, 2016 10:15 PM (CeQ9I)
Very nice ONT by the way, which I shall read in its entirety eventually.
Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2016 10:16 PM (xpSCc)
Good evening.
Would someone please send one of those inflatable life rafts my way?
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 10:14 PM (Zmoaa)
So, your yard is doing an impression of The Great Deplorable Swamp?
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 20, 2016 10:17 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:17 PM (lZ0Jc)
Ironic. Camping buddy and I have been talking about doing something stupid and buying an RV trailer.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 20, 2016 10:17 PM (CeQ9I)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 20, 2016 10:17 PM (mFQ4L)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at September 20, 2016 10:18 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 10:18 PM (U31ch)
Two-fors ... never heard of them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2016 10:18 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 10:19 PM (U31ch)
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:20 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 20, 2016 10:20 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 10:20 PM (voOPb)
Started yesterday about one o'clock. I know yesterday alone we got over 5 inches. I'm afraid the house is going to float away with me in it.
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 10:20 PM (Zmoaa)
You trivia tidbit for the night.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 20, 2016 10:20 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 10:21 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 10:22 PM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: warriors1265 at September 20, 2016 10:22 PM (PQf5f)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 10:19 PM
I want the jeans and boots even more.
Posted by: otho at September 20, 2016 10:22 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2016 10:22 PM (Ak/GS)
You trivia tidbit for the night.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 20, 2016 10:20 PM (IdCqF)
really? Ok that impresses me. Not sure why...well ok because I am a dirty old man
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 10:22 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2016 10:22 PM (xpSCc)
pooped, g'night, and remember, Bill Clinton inhaled but he didn't swallow. Not so sure about Hillery's track record,
Posted by: mallfly version 1.00203b at September 20, 2016 10:22 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 10:23 PM (Ozsfq)
Your email is on my PC not this phone, but the answer is:
That's a fine idea....let's do it.
I'll arrange the particulars soon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2016 10:23 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 20, 2016 10:23 PM (AqVoh)
You have got to be shitting me.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 20, 2016 10:23 PM (xsEdq)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 20, 2016 10:20 PM (kP16F)
Hillary's private medical center.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 10:23 PM (Lrxq8)
3. There's no such thing as a man's drink and a woman's drink.
Right. Obviously the author has never seen the wonderful Kids In The Hall "Girl Drink Drunk" sketch.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hqgw6jn
Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2016 10:24 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Nunly Doless at September 20, 2016 10:24 PM (Ok3g3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Across the tunnel from Portsmouth Naval.
Nawfuck.
Ask again tomorrow, and I may be in the Elizabeth river...
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 10:24 PM (Zmoaa)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:25 PM (sdi6R)
Nawfuck.
Ask again tomorrow, and I may be in the Elizabeth river...
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 10:24 PM (Zmoaa)
LOL...shit I have some important papers in a building behind the Hospital. Can you run an errand for me!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 10:25 PM (Ozsfq)
And now, I have my hell.
Behind door number one....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 20, 2016 10:26 PM (AqVoh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2016 10:26 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 20, 2016 10:20 PM (kP16F)
We lived in the Majestic for years. There's someone else even uglier on 72nd st. - Tiny Tim.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2016 10:27 PM (zc3Db)
The bad news? I have to interview for the job I already have (currently temp, hopefully becoming full time). I really hope this is just an HR formality & I'm not actually competing against other applicants.
Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2016 10:27 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:25 PM (sdi6R)
That's a pretty easy call. Harder:
1. Lena Dunham
2. Lena Dunham naked
3. Lena Dunham naked with audio of her talking about her body
(repeat list, with Trigglypuff substituted for Lena Dunham)
Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2016 10:27 PM (iMxBJ)
OT, I just got the funniest call from Cornielas (sp) Brown. Talking about crooked hillary and this is the most important election of our lifetime. Soliciting $. It was funny as shit. This was not a white guy. lmao. Had to be the happiest solicitor I have ever talked to.
Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2016 10:27 PM (3SoZg)
I swear that I will pull this blog over.
There will be running and screaming.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 20, 2016 10:28 PM (AqVoh)
Yeah, ha ha ha. Sorry.
Really am leaving now. Ciao all.
Posted by: bluebell at September 20, 2016 10:28 PM (xpSCc)
Funny statement. But............blinks...........I concur.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 20, 2016 10:28 PM (xsEdq)
Agree. Following the likes of Maetenloch and Genghis is not an easy task. So far (in keeping with the two-fer theme) 2 thumbs up.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 10:29 PM (U31ch)
"The chances of Donald Trump becoming the 45th president of the United States remain vanishingly small,"
At fivethirtyeight.com, hardly a big Trump-boosting site, they have his chances of winning at 43.8% to Hillary's 56.2%. Not majority odds, even after a very bad weak for Mme Hillary, but not "vanishing" either.
Posted by: JPS at September 20, 2016 10:30 PM (9ziuC)
Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2016 10:30 PM (3SoZg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2016 10:30 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:25 PM (sdi6R)
That's a pretty easy call. Harder:
1. Lena Dunham
2. Lena Dunham naked
3. Lena Dunham naked with audio of her talking about her body
(repeat list, with Trigglypuff substituted for Lena Dunham)
Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2016 10:27 PM (iMxBJ)
As opposed to Hillary? Yes, yes, and yes.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:30 PM (sdi6R)
Easy Credit Rip Offs...Good times
Scratchin' And Survivin'...Good Times
Hanging in a Chow Line...Good Times.
I was just talking to the wifey about soul food.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 20, 2016 10:30 PM (VxHD9)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:25 PM (sdi6R)
That's a pretty easy call. Harder:
1. Lena Dunham
2. Lena Dunham naked
3. Lena Dunham naked with audio of her talking about her body
(repeat list, with Trigglypuff substituted for Lena Dunham)
Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2016 10:27 PM (iMxBJ
Future ONT fodder. Thanks!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 10:30 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 10:31 PM (Lrxq8)
The girl is never 18. I don't care what she says.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 20, 2016 10:31 PM (xsEdq)
Got my report for the identity the filed.
Going to bed, bluebell?
G'night.
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 10:31 PM (Zmoaa)
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2016 10:31 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 20, 2016 10:31 PM (qJhUV)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/778294655100354560
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/778294747031044096
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/778294842799587329
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/778294952728072192
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/778295056000253952
Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2016 10:32 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 20, 2016 10:32 PM (UbJDP)
Posted by: ibguy at September 20, 2016 10:32 PM (vUcdz)
G'night.
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 10:31 PM (Zmoaa)
???
What did I walk in on the Walton family?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 10:32 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2016 10:32 PM (Ak/GS)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 10:32 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:32 PM (sdi6R)
I think we may have just discovered the motivation of the lone wolf explosive aficionado... he's a J.J. Walker fan.
Posted by: Mayor DeBolshevik at September 20, 2016 10:32 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 10:32 PM (Zmoaa)
Posted by: mugiwara at September 20, 2016 10:32 PM (VfYeS)
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2016 10:31 PM (zLDYs)
Those aren't Tootsie Rolls!
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 10:32 PM (U31ch)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/778295184199131136
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/778295306622529536
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/778295414818738176
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/778295547954401280
Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2016 10:33 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 20, 2016 10:33 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 20, 2016 10:34 PM (AqVoh)
I met Jimmie Walker (JJ from Good Times) several years ago when I worked for a catering company. We were catering a Long Horn Steakhouse commercial and was in the talent. He came in the catering tent and hung out for awhile. Seemed like a pretty cool guy. His assistant came in the tent before him and told under no circumstances was anyone to ask him to say Dy-No-Mite! Lol wonder why.
Same shoot I got to make Lou Ferrigno's lunch. 1 and 1/2 pounds of sliced turkey and 2 or 3 apples. Didn't meet him as he stayed in his trailer.
On a different day but same location they had Alice Cooper for the talent. I got to see him in his makeup but didn't talk to him.
Posted by: prophet of deplorables at September 20, 2016 10:34 PM (KIJKy)
Oh no. We got a rapper in our midst now?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 20, 2016 10:34 PM (xsEdq)
What did I walk in on the Walton family?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Yeah. That's a thing now. Blame Slapweasel.
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 10:35 PM (Zmoaa)
Kinky.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 20, 2016 10:34 PM (AqVoh)
Well, they were a very close family.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 10:35 PM (U31ch)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 20, 2016 10:33 PM (BS8yt)
They are joined at the hip.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 10:35 PM (Lrxq8)
i once filled the bed of my truck with cool rocks.
then i saw that movie.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 20, 2016 10:35 PM (NfOoi)
The pre-cooked stuff does. I think Oscar Meyer.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 20, 2016 10:35 PM (xsEdq)
Because you're supposed to eat it all.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2016 10:35 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2016 10:36 PM (VdICR)
Outraged, the Israeli agent gave the young Iraqi pilot three days to leave the United States. Failing to obey this command, Dhahe was found shot to death in a bar on the evening of June 15, 1965, following a short power outage that provided an opportune black-out.
That's how you do spy shit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2016 10:36 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 10:36 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 20, 2016 10:36 PM (AqVoh)
Posted by: otho at September 20, 2016 10:36 PM (lmIoG)
Liz and Jean. Quite a while back.
Two cutie pies.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2016 10:36 PM (iLoHX)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17702
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 10:36 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 10:36 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 10:30 PM (voOPb)
What have I done?
What have I done?
Why did I think cruel streaks in ONT authors went out with Maetenloch? That top picture should have been a tip-off...shouldn't it?
Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2016 10:37 PM (iMxBJ)
The pre-cooked stuff does. I think Oscar Meyer.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
At the price per pound it goes for it should come in a wooden dovetailed box.
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:37 PM (lZ0Jc)
"When Morten pulls the string Potassium Iodide will mix with Hydrogen Peroxide."
Yep, poetry in motion. And flames. In Norwegian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l285JDSiOOo
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2016 10:38 PM (KOBAq)
Posted by: RustyG at September 20, 2016 10:38 PM (1Mft0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2016 10:36 PM (VdICR)
I can't believe I'm asking this, but didn't they have one or more of those poor souls being raised without a gender identity? Or at least the wrong one?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2016 10:38 PM (Pz4pT)
I buy the huge packages and vac seal them in 6-8 oz bags and throw them in the freezer.
Usually good for about two breakfasts per bag.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2016 10:38 PM (mFQ4L)
Because you're supposed to eat it all.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2016 10:35 PM (iLoHX)
I knew somebody was going to say that.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:38 PM (sdi6R)
Time ....cleanses.
It's the cycle of life.
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 10:38 PM (qUNWi)
"The chances of Donald Trump becoming the 45th president of the United States remain vanishingly small,"
At fivethirtyeight.com, hardly a big Trump-boosting site, they have his chances of winning at 43.8% to Hillary's 56.2%. Not majority odds, even after a very bad weak for Mme Hillary, but not "vanishing" either.
Posted by: JPS
****
And Trump's are getting better. Just last night it was 59% Hillary to 40% Trump. If this keeps up he may yet win.
The debates will decide.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 20, 2016 10:38 PM (hVdx9)
then i saw that movie."
What's funny about that movie is that every concern Ricky had....is still valid today. Sixty years later.
We've gone to the Moom but boats and RVs are still kicking our asses.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 20, 2016 10:39 PM (xsEdq)
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:20 PM (lZ0Jc)
For which candidate?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 20, 2016 10:39 PM (P8951)
And I do mean he is an improved replacement. He's more intellectual and able to use language that can reach educated people but plainspoken and/or crude enough to reach the Howard Stern demo. Plus, his credentials as a flaming judeo homo who loves black dudes is like a force sphere that allows him to deflect the usual attacks and reply with incredibly cutting, um, blows.
It's almost unbeatable that some nitwit journalist can attempt to discredit him with a racism charge and he can reply that he bones black guys. It's shocking enough to make these sterile, old, boring, tired, retarded ass tactics fall apart.
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2016 10:39 PM (mQoUp)
Posted by: butthead at September 20, 2016 10:39 PM (lmIoG)
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That's where I worked. Double-deep dark covert undercover.
Posted by: Valerie Plame, Espionage is my game at September 20, 2016 10:39 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2016 10:39 PM (OF/aZ)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 10:39 PM (qUNWi)
Listening to Van Halen, Fair Warning, So This is Love?
My favorite VH album. Best one of the Dave albums.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 10:39 PM (U31ch)
Nystagmus- look it up
Posted by: Alfred E Neuman
That guy in the middle ages who made all the predictions.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 20, 2016 10:40 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: otho
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Did you check the shark?
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 10:40 PM (1G4V+)
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:41 PM (lZ0Jc)
Your email is on my PC not this phone, but the answer is:
That's a fine idea....let's do it.
I'll arrange the particulars soon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2016 10:23 PM (Zu3d9)
Cool. I'll watch for your mail, and we can iron out the details. Thanks!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 20, 2016 10:41 PM (v5iqM)
Well, if anyone is going to know all about the inside of secret CIA prisions it is going to be al jeezera.
Posted by: Nunly Doless at September 20, 2016 10:41 PM (Ok3g3)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 20, 2016 10:41 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 20, 2016 10:41 PM (AqVoh)
I can't believe I'm asking this, but didn't they have one or more of those poor souls being raised without a gender identity? Or at least the wrong one?
Yeah, I'm bettin' that's where the fight started.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2016 10:42 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 20, 2016 10:42 PM (VxHD9)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 20, 2016 10:42 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo of the Baskets at September 20, 2016 10:42 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable
Not saying it will work though, mayhem in the streets is a double edged sword.
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:42 PM (lZ0Jc)
My guess is it will also gin the white vote and not for the Hildebeast.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 20, 2016 10:42 PM (P8951)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2016 10:36 PM (VdICR)
It would be ironic that a couple that spent such a long time flouting marriage as superfluous winds up demonstrating its importance in tabloids for years to come.
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 10:42 PM (924j6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 10:42 PM (OLNwX)
'Moobs' And 'Biatch' Are Now Officially Words In The Oxford English Dictionary
I really thought that the OED had shot their load when they put "meh" in. Not even close ...
I guess "aaaargh" goes in next year.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2016 10:43 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V
gin up the black vote for the Hildebeeste
-
I imagine some white votes are going to get ginned up as well.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 10:43 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 10:43 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 10:43 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:44 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 10:44 PM (1G4V+)
Sounds like you were in the Beaumont area. Lots of fun was had by nobody there.
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at September 20, 2016 10:44 PM (kHJ3a)
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:44 PM (lZ0Jc)
She was. They made her incredibly annoying but she was a good looking woman.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 20, 2016 10:45 PM (xsEdq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
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Nostalgiadomus?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 10:45 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2016 10:45 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2016 10:45 PM (mFQ4L)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 20, 2016 10:45 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at September 20, 2016 10:46 PM (AJeMv)
Posted by: Jinx
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Is that what they're calling it these days?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 10:46 PM (OLNwX)
That's a lot of gum!
Posted by: Hillary! at September 20, 2016 10:46 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 20, 2016 10:46 PM (xsEdq)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 20, 2016 10:42 PM (VxHD9)
Fair Warning for me was a gateway to Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Exodus, etc.
So, yeah. Apt description.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 10:46 PM (U31ch)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2016 10:46 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 20, 2016 10:46 PM (v3DL/)
She was. They made her incredibly annoying but she was a good looking woman.
-
She played Penny's mom on Big Bang last night.
That's right. I have no life.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 10:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Country Singer
This is what it sounds like
When the perps cry
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 20, 2016 10:47 PM (S6Pax)
The part about tile work I was hated the most was the lime in the thinset & grout leeching all the moisture out of my hands. Always end a job with dry, cracked hands. Can be painful as shit.
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 10:48 PM (1G4V+)
This'll be, IIRC, my 5th time taking it. I've gotten two audition calls, and obviously didn't make it on the show either time. I can't turn black and I don't want to pretend to be gay, so I guess I'll just need to make it on my knowledge and sparkling personality.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 10:48 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 10:39 PM (qUNWi)
Agreed.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:48 PM (sdi6R)
As soon as that High Speed Train is finished.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2016 10:48 PM (mFQ4L)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 10:48 PM (qUNWi)
Good.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 20, 2016 10:49 PM (P8951)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2016 10:49 PM (mFQ4L)
Hopefully with a hickory chaser.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2016 10:49 PM (Zu3d9)
Like almost everything else, the furry fandom has its own subset of SJW's. Watching their reaction to Milo having his own fursona has been absolutely priceless.
Also, if you guys are looking for a good non-mainstream entertainment alternative, check out http://dreamkeeperscomic.com/
They're the folks who actually drew the piece, and their comic's pretty damn cool too. Has a lot of themes that will resonate with readers here.
Posted by: Iron Fox at September 20, 2016 10:49 PM (Qlx0j)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2016 10:50 PM (VdICR)
>> When the perps cry
I stand here wheezing and ill tonight out of solidarity with my #BlackLivesMatter supporters so brutally gassed in Charlotte last week.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton, Honorary Black Panther at September 20, 2016 10:50 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 10:50 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 10:48 PM (kumBu)
Tell them you're trans-gendered. Thjey have to take your word for it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 10:50 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: The Oxford English Dictionary, Yo at September 20, 2016 10:50 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2016 10:50 PM (Bvr/A)
I'm sure it doesn't hurt that Sagal has played two of my favorite fictional characters.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 10:51 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 10:51 PM (OLNwX)
"As far as bacon packaging goes, why doesn't it come in resealable ziploc bags?"
The pre-cooked stuff does. I think Oscar Meyer.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
At the price per pound it goes for it should come in a wooden dovetailed box.
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:37 PM (lZ0Jc)
It should come in a wooden dovetailed box of zebrawood and bubinga....
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 20, 2016 10:52 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 20, 2016 10:52 PM (NfOoi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2016 10:50 PM (VdICR)
Agree.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 10:52 PM (U31ch)
Otherwise...how are y'all?
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 20, 2016 10:52 PM (rJUlF)
bangable as all hell. She's certainly Top Tier for her age group - her,
Jane Seymour and Elvira.
I'm sure it doesn't hurt that Sagal has played two of my favorite fictional characters.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 10:51 PM (kumBu)
Peggy Bundy and Leela?
Posted by: mugiwara at September 20, 2016 10:53 PM (VfYeS)
"Might as well Trump! Go ahead and Trump!"
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at September 20, 2016 10:53 PM (AJeMv)
Posted by: otho at September 20, 2016 10:53 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2016 10:53 PM (3SoZg)
Seconded. Saw her on The Big Bang (heh) Theory last night and thought...Yep. Still would.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 20, 2016 10:53 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 10:54 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2016 10:54 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 10:54 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: otho at September 20, 2016 10:55 PM (lmIoG)
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Did you ever wonder why Hillary is packaged the way she is?
Same deal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 10:55 PM (OLNwX)
Clinton just happened to postpone a fundraiser tonight...in NC.
I'm sure there was no coordination there. Nope, none whatsoever.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 20, 2016 10:55 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: David Lee Roth at September 20, 2016 10:55 PM (VxHD9)
Otherwise...how are y'all?
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread
****
Weird that he would come up twice in 24 hours for me. Last night I was telling my lady that a comedian we saw together on one of our first dates was killed in a car accident. At her request I looked up info on the comedian. Turns out he wrote material for Jimmie Walker.
Now here is Jimmie again. I have not seen let alone thought of him in years.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 20, 2016 10:56 PM (hVdx9)
I must admit though I have no friggin clue what this furry business is. Is it cartoons? Some kind of sex fetish? Stuffed animal collectors?
I'm getting old.
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2016 10:56 PM (mQoUp)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2016 10:56 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 10:57 PM (21hN3)
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You're better off remaining ignorant.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 20, 2016 10:57 PM (rJUlF)
(BTW, despite being mostly played for comedy as a hapless virgin, Bud nailed some smoking chicks in the later MWC seasons. Joey Lauren Adams was the most famous, but Jennifer Lyons and Juliet Tablak were much hotter.)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 10:58 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 10:58 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 10:58 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: George H.W. Bush at September 20, 2016 10:58 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 20, 2016 10:41 PM (hVdx9)
Christina Applegate had a prime?
I always thought of her as one rung above Drew Barrymore.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 10:58 PM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 20, 2016 10:58 PM (heN73)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 10:56 PM (sdi6R)
You people are so two-dimensional.
Posted by: J. Rabbit at September 20, 2016 10:58 PM (Pz4pT)
Back to braunschweiger & onions on toast points...
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 10:58 PM (1G4V+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 20, 2016 10:59 PM (xsEdq)
Posted by: Hillary at September 20, 2016 10:59 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: mugiwara at September 20, 2016 10:53 PM (VfYeS) "
That'd be the two. I heard she was good on Sons on Anarchy but that's a show I haven't seen.
Also, as Anna Puma knows, I cosplay as Zapp Brannigan, so it's natural for me to be attracted to Leela.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 10:59 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:00 PM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 20, 2016 11:00 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 20, 2016 11:00 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 20, 2016 11:00 PM (xsEdq)
I am conretely against this.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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In the aggregate, so am I.
Posted by: Hillary at September 20, 2016 11:00 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2016 10:56 PM (mQoUp)
It's an expression of sexual retardation and deep schizophrenia. You'd have to add banging goldfish to it in order to rise to the level of "sexual fetish".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2016 11:00 PM (zc3Db)
Its just another sign of the Stupid Age we live in.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2016 11:00 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 10:50 PM (voOPb) "
I self-identify as a 5 day champion, so I'd like an automatic spot in the Tournament of Champions please. Unless you're a hateful bigot.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:01 PM (kumBu)
No way in hell that would work today. There's no way they'd tell the same joke that they regularly did on the show. Even during the last few years of the original run, they were toning it down, and the show suffered considerably.
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 11:01 PM (924j6)
As soon as that High Speed Train is finished.Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2016 10:48 PM (mFQ4L)
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That's Cali for you. Got to have your priorities.Drinking water or travelling at 200mph on rails in earthquack prone State? Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 20, 2016 11:01 PM (v3DL/)
IMDB says it's meh, but Salma Hayek AND Penelope Cruz...
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 11:01 PM (1G4V+)
Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2016 11:02 PM (3SoZg)
Not her first time playing Kaley Cuoco's mother. She also had that role in the sitcom John Ritter was doing when he died suddenly, '8 Rules For Dating My Daughter.'
Posted by: Epobirs at September 20, 2016 11:02 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 11:02 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Could be worse, you could have sock-failed.
/Hillary
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:02 PM (OLNwX)
Terance Crutcher Just Finished 9 Year Sentence For Drug Trafficking, Had Prior Convictions For Resisting Arrest
Weasel Zippers
Now, while a prior record doesnt show whether the shooting in this case was right or wrong, what his background does show is that he had a habit of resisting the police when stopped. It also shows that he has open warrants and we dont know if that may have come into play in the mind of the officers or in Terance Crutchers mind.
1996 Shooting with Intent to Kill Dismissed
2001 Petit Larceny Conviction
2004 Driving while suspended Conviction
2005 Driving while suspended, resisting officer Conviction
2006 Driving while suspended conviction
Driving open container Dismissed
2006 Trafficking in illegal drugs Conviction
He was also charged in that incident with assault on police officer and resisting, but that was
dismissed.
2011 Public Intoxication (while in prison for drug trafficking) Conviction
2012 Public Intoxication Conviction
Obstructing an officer conviction
2013 DUI conviction
Resisting officer conviction
Open Container conviction
Failure to wear seatbelt conviction
Speeding conviction
When he was killed, he also appeared to have had open warrants that were issued on August 30, 2016 including for DUI, resisting, drug trafficking and public intoxication
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:02 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Palerider at September 20, 2016 11:02 PM (dkExz)
That's Cali for you. Got to have your priorities.Drinking water or travelling at 200mph on rails in earthquack prone State? Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Darth Randall
Will it ever go that fast? Or any fast?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 20, 2016 11:02 PM (IqV8l)
Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb
Posted by: Al Bundy at September 20, 2016 11:02 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: Grout at September 20, 2016 11:03 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 10:59 PM (kumBu)<<<
**sigh!** Captain, must I remind you again to keep your skirt down?
Posted by: Kif at September 20, 2016 11:03 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2016 10:54 PM (NlMkN)
I've already got one. See?
*does the Truffle Shuffle*
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:03 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 20, 2016 10:41 PM (hVdx9)
Christina Applegate had a prime?
I always thought of her as one rung above Drew Barrymore.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 10:58 PM (Lrxq
Last I saw of her, she was still hot by any reasonable measure.
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 11:03 PM (924j6)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:00 PM (Lrxq
I'm a furry, as in the older I get the more hairs are growing out of places that have no apparent purpose or aesthetic value.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2016 11:03 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - nick links are kewl at September 20, 2016 11:03 PM (5a8XA)
2nd gunshot mention.
Please not a 3rd
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 11:03 PM (voOPb)
I'm getting old.
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2016 10:56 PM (mQoUp)
I met a furry. I was a "non-traditional" art and English student, which translates to "a white guy in his late 40s who loves writing and drawing but thinks artists are fags". this self-described furry, pleasant enough guy, but he had two main characters, one that talked, one that didn't . His thing was this: the non-talking character would walk down the main street of our town. the talking character would hang around in the more popular watering holes.
My summation of all this: I stopped taking college classes, and promised to use my art and writing talents to make fun of weirdos.
And stay the hell off my lawn.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:03 PM (U31ch)
Married...with Children re-boot with Bud as the main character, taking
the spot of Al, a beaten-down older man with kids, and Ed O'Neill and
Katey Sagal would still be bit players. But it keeps getting help up by
contract shit. Also, since our culture has become so pussified, there's
no way Bud will be as awesome as Al was.
(BTW, despite being
mostly played for comedy as a hapless virgin, Bud nailed some smoking
chicks in the later MWC seasons. Joey Lauren Adams was the most famous,
but Jennifer Lyons and Juliet Tablak were much hotter.)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 10:58 PM
Bud was awesome. Sometimes I think he was my fave character. The idea has potential, if done right. Don't need to go for for Al mk-2, do Bud as a dad that never grew up. But, I know what you mean about today's stuff. They'd screw it up.
Posted by: otho at September 20, 2016 11:03 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 11:03 PM (924j6)
Yeah. Christina Applegate has always been very hot.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2016 11:03 PM (zc3Db)
Here at Fortress Eromero we have over a ton, from perfectly round river rocks to petrified palm and pine wood. Mrs. E made me load a 250 pound quartz in the back of a 4WD truck at Beavers Bend and we have it on the deck. We love rocks and can tell you where each came from. Most from hiking (yep carried out in backpacks and even pockets), or rivers we paddled. 'Honey, can you get this in your kayak?' We're talking a Dagger RPM here. 'Why sure, dear anything you say.' That kind of thing.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2016 11:04 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2016 11:02 PM (3SoZg)
Yep
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 11:04 PM (924j6)
Yeah, there was the crappy two-part "finale" with Bud's jailbird pen-pal holding the family hostage, then her dumb boyfriend falling in love with Kelly, and in part 2, when they realize he's just a horndog, they call off the wedding. And then a totally unrelated episode ("Chicago Shoe Exchange") was the actual last episode aired.
I agree - MWC kept Fox afloat for years. It was their flagship. It deserved a real finale.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:04 PM (kumBu)
Yep. Played the Mom of Jax. That show started out ok but lost me quickly. Never did watch the final 2 seasons. Did see the finale. Meh.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2016 11:04 PM (20X6f)
I always thought of her as one rung above Drew Barrymore.
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i sat next to her at a sushi place here in town... (don't look at me like that: i was eating the only beef dish they had)
never even noticed her... only our tourist relatives did.
RL her is underwhelming, even before she had both boobs removed.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2016 11:04 PM (VKvfp)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 20, 2016 11:04 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:05 PM (qUNWi)
So I'm watching "The VVitch." Creepy AF. The whole thing is unsettling from the get go.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 20, 2016 11:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 20, 2016 11:05 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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He was turning his life around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:05 PM (OLNwX)
is. Is it cartoons? Some kind of sex fetish? Stuffed animal collectors?
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2016 10:56 PM (mQoUp)
Here ya go (SFW): https://youtu.be/xHZ9SwTk2UE
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:06 PM (GUBah)
The Fall. Available on Netflix. But you probably know that.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 11:06 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2016 11:07 PM (6FqZa)
Odds of a Married sequel rank up there with a Honeymooners remake.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
The Honeymooners movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373908/
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 20, 2016 11:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 11:01 PM (924j6) "
Yeah, Al's entire character would be shut down by network execs once they saw the first draft. A man's man who hates fat women and the French, loves beer and Bigguns, and barely tolerates his annoying family, though there are brief glimpses showing that he truly loves them.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:07 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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He was turning his life around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:05 PM (OLNwX
A woman fired the shot. When is her gender going to be called out? Or is it just a blue thing?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 11:07 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: I am Groot at September 20, 2016 11:07 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
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The Honeymooners skit that they did on King of Queens was outstanding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:07 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:07 PM (6IPEM)
Christina Applegate had a prime?
I always thought of her as one rung above Drew Barrymore.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 10:58 PM (Lrxq
I volunteer to be the filling in a Christina Applegate and Drew Barrymore sandwich.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 11:08 PM (sdi6R)
Anjelica Huston 1984 - hell yes, I would.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2016 11:08 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 20, 2016 11:08 PM (VxHD9)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2016 11:08 PM (mQoUp)
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 11:08 PM (924j6)
Ed O'Neill
Christina Applegate
All funny, very talented people.
But I fucking hated Married With Children. So fucking hated it. It was nearly as bad as Two and a Half Men. Actually, I call it a tie, for worst show ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:09 PM (U31ch)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 20, 2016 11:09 PM (xsEdq)
Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb
Posted by: Al Bundy at September 20, 2016 11:02 PM (lRwmz) "
Ah, yes - the Bundy family credo.
I still say Al's finest moment is his speech to Miss DeGroot. "Pudding of a woman" is a great descriptor.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:09 PM (kumBu)
So. Being a "furry" is a anthropomorphic sexual turn on.
I did not know that.
Reading the blog here is like being in Jr High again.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2016 11:09 PM (JmjOe)
Milo may well be the new Brietbart.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2016 10:50 PM (VdICR)
Milo ain't no Breitbart....but I loooove what he's done with the theme!!!
Seriously, though, I'm a big fan of Milo's, and he's doing well at keeping hope alive.....but Andrew was our Lion. Ruining the NYT's day back when he was the anonymous side of Drudge was his bread-and-butter for years. Taking over Weiner's press conference was doin' it like a BOSS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U58LgbzMR0o
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 20, 2016 11:09 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:10 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:10 PM (GUBah)
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Pretty soon you'll have to bake them wedding cakes, perform weddings for them, and the NBA won't play ball in your state if they don't have their own bathrooms.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 11:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
So future Nobel Laureate?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 20, 2016 11:10 PM (heN73)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:10 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Certs, It's TWO mints in one at September 20, 2016 11:11 PM (oFSUK)
Seconded. Saw her on The Big Bang (heh) Theory last night and thought...Yep. Still would.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 20, 2016 10:53 PM (rJUlF)
You say 62 like it was a horrible thing.
You're a punk
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 11:11 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Butch at September 20, 2016 11:11 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:11 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Tickets to Panthers games.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at September 20, 2016 11:11 PM (S6Pax)
You can't sing "Spooky" about "go with me to see a movie" without "everything is feeling kinda groovy.
And of course, a big one, Paul Simon's 29th Street Bridge Song, and its "dah-dah-dah dah-dah dah-dah feelin' groovy - this from the only lyricist to ever work the word "gaberdeen" into a song.
But, The Smithereens - Groovy Tuesday? Yikes! The whole thing is groovadelically anachronistic.
Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - in the groove, man! at September 20, 2016 11:11 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Butch at September 20, 2016 11:11 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:11 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 11:10 PM (Nwg0u)
THEY ALREADY HAVE THEIR OWN BATHROOMS! THE TREES AND BUSHES!! OUTSIDE!!!!!11111ELEVENTY!!!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2016 11:11 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:12 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 20, 2016 11:12 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 11:12 PM (21hN3)
(NSFW)
http://celebritynudecentury.blogspot.com/search?q=Gillian+Anderson%3B
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2016 11:12 PM (VKvfp)
Posted by: Kif at September 20, 2016 11:03 PM (H9MG5) "
When I do that cosplay, I carry around a Kif doll and do his voice as well. So I look like a crazy person having conversations with myself. But people tend to really like it. Anna Puma can attest that it got a good reception at Anime Weekend Atlanta.
(Basically a friend of mine was supposed to do a Kif costume - never did it, so I said 'fuck it, I'll buy the doll - I'm better at the voice, anyway.')
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:12 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Country Singer
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Nip is probably stacking sandbags around his place, and handing out full-auto stuff.
Posted by: Certs, It's TWO mints in one at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (oFSUK)
I envy and admire anyone who can return fire so quickly, and with such devastation.
I am the guy who is lying in bed late at night, hours after whatever confrontation I had, thinking, "yeah! I should have totally said that! that would have been so cool!"
Milo does that real-time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (U31ch)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 11:10 PM (Nwg0u)
heck, pretty soon not only will you not be able to reject their sexual advances, you will be required to make sexual advances to them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:07 PM (6IPEM)
Whoa! A negative trifecta! A legitimate "triple threat".
LMFAO!!! Thanks Elle!
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (6IPEM)
"We're going to freak out the straights, with the dumbest thing we can think of."
Yeah yeah yeah, I know. That's all of them, all the freaks, but really, some of them are actually crazy. These nitwits are just bored.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (Pz4pT)
I know that show gets a lot of hate here, but it is really well written. Freaking hilarious, actually. I sometimes catch it in syndicated reruns.
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (1G4V+)
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Maybe he was an organ donor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:12 PM (Ozsfq)
Scanner feed: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17702
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (GUBah)
But I fucking hated Married With Children. So fucking hated it. It was nearly as bad as Two and a Half Men. Actually, I call it a tie, for worst show ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:09 PM (U31ch)
I loved it. I thought it was hilarious. It was a farce, exaggerated for comedic purposes. All the characters were caricatures. It wasn't meant to be analyzed for deeper meanings or anything.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (6IPEM)
I'm not playing his game.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (kumBu)
Frankly, I think if I make it to 62, it'll be a miracle.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (rJUlF)
I'm kind of suprised that Hillary! jumped on the Tulsa shooting band-wagon. Perp was shot by a female officer.
David Faustino aka "Bud Bundy" from "Married with Children did a web series quite a while back called "Star-ving". Very off-color humor with some great cameos.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (v3DL/)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (6IPEM)
Are they shitting all over the last thread? Typical. Assholes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (uAvJJ)
Milo does that real-time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (U31ch)
I come up with some really great comebacks.
After the fact.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 20, 2016 11:15 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Butch at September 20, 2016 11:11 PM (hXu8T)
Plutonic Pen Pals?!?!
Interesting.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:15 PM (Lrxq8)
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Heh.
*ponders jar passed around the fire while waiting on the hounds to tree a coon*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:15 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2016 11:15 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (6IPEM)
Are they shitting all over the last thread? Typical. Assholes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (Ozsfq)
292 good evening everyone
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (uAvJJ)
LMAO
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 20, 2016 11:15 PM (heN73)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:07 PM (kumBu)
Forget even the jokes and look at the basics of the show, 1. a ex-jock who's constantly humiliated because he sells women's shoes, but is clearly the hero of the show 2. a wife who's selfish and reins him in but is also kind of a ditz 3. a dumb daughter who's constantly made fun of for being a slut 4. the son, who's the smart one in the family and is always trying unsuccessfully to bang every chick he can.
Not a prayer. The show does not stand a prayer today.
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 11:16 PM (924j6)
196
Wait... they're rioting in NC?! Crap! Dammit, I need NC. Uh,oh... uh,oh... the room is spinning.
Posted by: Hillary at September 20, 2016 10:59 PM (OLNwX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp6dsKleGpU
There's rioting in Charlotte-town....
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 20, 2016 11:16 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (Ozsfq)
well, the did not mention the guy that was accidentally shot instead of tased in oakland.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:16 PM (cPsPa)
Frankly, I think if I make it to 62, it'll be a miracle.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (rJUlF)
Sorry Captn i didn't put this here
i was having fun
but you're still a pup
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 11:17 PM (voOPb)
Please not a 3rd
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 11:03 PM (voOPb)
Ok sorry.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 20, 2016 11:17 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 11:17 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:17 PM (6IPEM)
Never got the love.
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:10 PM (qUNWi) "
Eh, it's simple set-up/punchline humor with mostly one-dimensional characters. Personally, I love it. Variety is the spice of life, right? I also love Seinfeld, Curb, and the more 'meta' shows that make you think a bit more.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:17 PM (kumBu)
one time i put a backpack on and went out to the riverbed. i kept tossing the good ones into it but after a couple hours i realized i was far from my house with a way too heavy load and no freakin way to lighten my load. i guess i could have layed down and sqwirmed to get some out but i wanted every one of them so i trudged all the way home. determined but near back breaking i made it. i thought i was gonna die.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 20, 2016 11:17 PM (NfOoi)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (kumBu)
The show jumped the shark when Marcy took over production of it.
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 11:17 PM (924j6)
MWC also proved that shows don't always jump the shark when they add Ted
McGinley - the show lasted like 6 1/2 more season with him on board.
The jumping the shark moment was adding Seven, and they basically
acknowledged that was a flop by not even writing him out of the show -
he just disappeared.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM
Ted McGinley was great. I thought Jefferson was funnier than Steve, tbh. Although much of the later stuff was not nearly as consistent as the early stuff. IIRC, the real marker for weaker eps is "talking Buck".
Posted by: otho at September 20, 2016 11:17 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:17 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Alh at September 20, 2016 11:18 PM (UL6bN)
*ponders jar passed around the fire while waiting on the hounds to tree a coon*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:15 PM (oFSUK)
well, while there are not many women that can handle some drinks, women that manage man drinks are not ridiculed. however, some guy drinking some silly girly drink would and should be ridiculed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:18 PM (cPsPa)
I know that show gets a lot of hate here, but it is really well written. Freaking hilarious, actually. I sometimes catch it in syndicated reruns.
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (1G4V+)
I love that show. truly. Great cast. And except for some isolated moments, they really do not shove "The Agenda." And yes, Ed O'' Neill is awesome.
As is Sofia Vergara.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:18 PM (U31ch)
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What is?
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:17 PM (qUNWi)
Aardvark costume?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2016 11:19 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:09 PM (U31ch)
You are hereby banished from this blog.
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 11:19 PM (924j6)
I watched it. Not as bad as I thought. Just a bunch of nerds doing nerd stuff.
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2016 11:19 PM (mQoUp)
I have no qualms about people liking things I don't.
It's never bothered me. Peggy was hot. I just never "got" it.
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:20 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:20 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:20 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 20, 2016 11:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:21 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 11:19 PM (924j6)
"Pbhbhbhhrtdfthrhrhrt!"
Still here.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:21 PM (U31ch)
Posted by: Alh at September 20, 2016 11:18 PM (UL6bN
*****
Everyone quit
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:21 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:21 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:09 PM (U31ch)
so you hate married with children and you love modern family? what the fuck is wrong with you?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:22 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:21 PM (GUBah)
Ain't it great how Fredo has transformed the Country?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:22 PM (Ozsfq)
Then I got a chance to read a translation of the original "Lysistrata," by Aristophanes... and it read almost exactly like the script for an episode of MWC.
Since then I realized, there's a great and grand tradition behind the broad comedy that the show provides.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2016 11:22 PM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:22 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2016 11:23 PM (mQoUp)
Posted by: Alh at September 20, 2016 11:18 PM (UL6bN)
Rumors have it Ace is working on a certain retired soccer goalie for an interview.
Unsubstantiated rumors.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:23 PM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:23 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:21 PM (GUBah)
what is proper etiquette for a riot? do you start with cluster bombs or napalm? whichever you serve from the left, right?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:24 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (Pz4pT)
Oh, but you played it long enough to go ahead and accuse me of being fucked in the head. Asshole
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:24 PM (uAvJJ)
Not a prayer. The show does not stand a prayer today.
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 11:16 PM (924j6) "
David Faustino must have gotten to sneak into the writer's room in the later seasons, because Bud eventually got to bang some hotties. Marcy's niece Amber (Juliet Tablak) was gorgeous, as was his 'study-buddy' Ariel (Jennifer Lyons).
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:24 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:24 PM (GUBah)
Unsubstantiated rumors.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:23 PM (Lrxq
An interview like that would be a hole in one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:24 PM (Ozsfq)
Well.....
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:25 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:25 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 20, 2016 11:25 PM (rJUlF)
Hi chemjeff. How are you this fine evening?
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:23 PM (6IPEM)
Pissed off at a certain asshole, right now. I hope you are doing better. How are you?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:25 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 11:25 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 20, 2016 11:25 PM (VnNi7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2016 11:25 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Alh at September 20, 2016 11:25 PM (UL6bN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:25 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 20, 2016 11:26 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:22 PM (cPsPa)
Nothing.
What's wrong with you?
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:26 PM (U31ch)
Unsubstantiated rumors.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:23 PM (Lrxq
An interview like that would be a hole in one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:24 PM (Ozsfq)
Or an ace in the hole.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 20, 2016 11:26 PM (heN73)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (6IPEM)
Are they shitting all over the last thread? Typical. Assholes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:14 PM (Ozsfq)
I went and looked. Good grief. I hope they stay down there.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 11:26 PM (sdi6R)
I'd rank it easily in the top 5 for 90's sitcoms.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:26 PM (uAvJJ)
is. Is it cartoons? Some kind of sex fetish? Stuffed animal collectors?
Are furries and brony's related? Brony's are the weirdest and strangest thing I have seen in a long time.
Posted by: abby at September 20, 2016 11:27 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:27 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 20, 2016 11:26 PM (lRwmz)
Yeah that was THE low point. THAT is when you knew the show was running on fumes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:27 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 20, 2016 11:27 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:24 PM (kumBu)
I remembered that, vaguely, but not the people. Just Googled them...Damn.
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 11:27 PM (924j6)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 20, 2016 11:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: origional Jake at September 20, 2016 11:27 PM (hXpkh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 11:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Have a great night. I hope the school year is treating you OK.
Good night all.
Work those Plan Bs. We may need them.
And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2016 11:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: origional Jake at September 20, 2016 11:27 PM (hXpkh)
Charlotte, NC
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:28 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:28 PM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016
*****
Which reminds me. Which one of you was socking as "the guy who always thinks it's beginning?" I liked that sock.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:28 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:28 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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#4 Buck, Duckbill. But that's just me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:28 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Butch at September 20, 2016 11:11 PM (hXu8T)
Plutonic Pen Pals?!?!
Interesting.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:15 PM (Lrxq
Now that I've got a tentative "green light" from CBD, I'll write up a complete set of rules, schedule, scoring parameters, & hope to get it published in a forthcoming ONT, and Gum Thread.
I'll likely conjur up a dedicated e mail addy for the thing, too. So that I don't misplace any inquiries or entries, etc.
Good thing about this format, is that it won't require anyone to "coordinate" with anyone else to shoot the match. Just shoot it with good documentation at your local range, and send in the pics. On your own schedule, within the rules.
But, it oughta be fun!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 20, 2016 11:28 PM (v5iqM)
I'd rank it easily in the top 5 for 90's sitcoms.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:26 PM
80's, dude. It was still running in the 90's, but was well past it's prime.
Posted by: otho at September 20, 2016 11:28 PM (lmIoG)
you are a gun super-owner
dun, dun, dun..
Posted by: origional Jake at September 20, 2016 11:29 PM (hXpkh)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 20, 2016 11:29 PM (heN73)
Posted by: otho at September 20, 2016 11:17 PM (lmIoG) "
I liked the interplay between Al and Steve - Steve being the intellectual 'new man' of the 80's, but really not being much different from Al at the end of the day.
Al and Jefferson pretty much always got along like pigs in a poke, so there wasn't the clash like between Steve and Al, but that did lead to NO MA'AM, one of the better things from the late seasons.
I have two MWC shirts - my NO MA'AM shirt, and Al's Polk High jersey (old no. 33).
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:29 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:29 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:07 PM (6IPEM)
I don't doubt it. He undoubtably thinks "Hey, you're in bed with Brad Pitt! Shouldn't that be enough?"
Didn't his mom in Missouri come out as a conservative a few years back? He probably was a nice Midwestern guy at one point. Hollywood ruins people.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 20, 2016 11:30 PM (P8951)
Same deal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 10:55 PM (OLNwX)
Her bare ass hangs out the back of her pantsuit?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2016 11:30 PM (Bvr/A)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 11:30 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: origional Jake at September 20, 2016 11:30 PM (hXpkh)
Posted by: Country Singer
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Nip is probably issuing vests and bandoliers to his neighbors.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:30 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:31 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 20, 2016 11:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: otho at September 20, 2016 11:28 PM (lmIoG)
Really? I thought it was mostly a 90's sitcom.
The episodes I remember from the 80's are the ones with Steve (who I thought was pretty awful, actually, compared to Jefferson), and the horrible laugh track crap. I thought it got a lot better in the 90's.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:31 PM (uAvJJ)
They shit cannned her.
I'd like to believe we played a part in this because REASONS
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:31 PM (Lrxq8)
I'm stealing this from somebody else; My favorite part of the Obama era is all the racial healing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2016 11:31 PM (20X6f)
What's wrong with you?
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:26 PM (U31ch)
everything objectionable about Married With Children is multiplied several fold in modern family. main difference is Married With Children is poor.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:31 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:32 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: origional Jake at September 20, 2016 11:30 PM (hXpkh)
Some guy had a gun and was waving it at the cops I think. So they shot him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:32 PM (Ozsfq)
Is it on Netflix?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:32 PM (uAvJJ)
Unsubstantiated rumors.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:23 PM (Lrxq
A certain retired Red Sox pitcher who was recently fired from ESPN for wrongthink would be cool too.
He did an interview with Crowder.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 20, 2016 11:32 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:33 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:31 PM (Lrxq
I now get a few days off a week. Her browneye will be filling in when I'm not here.
Posted by: The Barrel at September 20, 2016 11:33 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:33 PM (uAvJJ)
I love that show. truly. Great cast. And except for some isolated moments, they really do not shove "The Agenda." And yes, Ed O'' Neill is awesome.
As is Sofia Vergara.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Yeah. Not a bad character in it. Even the kids. Even the gay couple usually just play it perfectly. Not much SJW shit.
The writers should be employed and paid well until Hollywood falls into the Pacific.
It's easy to miss half the jokes if you're not really "watching."
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 11:33 PM (1G4V+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:32 PM (Ozsfq)
Always a bad move.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 20, 2016 11:33 PM (P8951)
maybe he posts here?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:33 PM (Ozsfq)
sadly, in obama's America if you own 17 dollars or more you are super wealthy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:34 PM (cPsPa)
My favorite part of the Obama era is all the racial healing.
Posted by: Puddleglum
Hillary will bring about sexual healing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 20, 2016 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
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I don't know. I always think of SJWs as trainwrecks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 11:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:34 PM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:33 PM (oFSUK)
???
I thought I read he has a gun and was threatening the Police?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:34 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 20, 2016 11:34 PM (P8951)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:34 PM (6IPEM)
Never, never go to work without more munitions. In fact, don't leave home to get groceries without more munitions. It's the new 'norm' in America. Sucks, don't it?
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2016 11:35 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:31 PM (Lrxq
more of everyone reacting to her fappening horror show.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:35 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 20, 2016 11:26 PM (lRwmz) "
When Kelly was studying to be on the sports trivia game show, you'd see new facts go into her head and old ones leave. One of the things that left - something she forgot - was a picture of Seven.
That and the milk carton were the only mentions of the character after his last appearance in "Peggy and the Pirates." I think the writers just knew they fucked up and didn't want to bother writing him out of the show.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:35 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:24 PM (uAvJJ)
Please go away.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2016 11:35 PM (KOBAq)
I think (n.b. looking things up is cheating) that Pitt is from Kentucky or Tennessee.
Also, what's ruined? Pitt hasn't pulled any SJW stuff that I know of.
The best description I ever read of him was "a character actor trapped in a leading man's body".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2016 11:36 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:33 PM (Ozsfq)
Does he?
I know one thing, he's not garret (diehard Yankees fan).
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 20, 2016 11:36 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016
I always hear this in Kosh's voice. (Babylon 5 ref)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 20, 2016 11:36 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: chemjeff
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I know Nip's neighborhood. He's in more danger of being struck by a bad slice off of the CC's golf course than being pillaged.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:36 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:34 PM (Ozsfq)
Guy got out of car, cops approached, guy gets back into car and comes back out with a gun. Cops go pewpewpew.
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:36 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:37 PM (cPsPa)
That would be crazy.
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2016 11:37 PM (mQoUp)
being the intellectual 'new man' of the 80's, but really not being much
different from Al at the end of the day.
Al and Jefferson pretty
much always got along like pigs in a poke, so there wasn't the clash
like between Steve and Al, but that did lead to NO MA'AM, one of the
better things from the late seasons.
I have two MWC shirts - my NO MA'AM shirt, and Al's Polk High jersey (old no. 33).
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:29 PM
Don't get me wrong. Steve was great and made a terrific foil for Al. But, Jefferson was an inspired direction to go in. Yeah, he had more in common with Al, but I loved his lazy, coasting through life, feckless hedonist. He made Al look like a winner. Yet Al seethed with envy at what Jefferson was able to wring out of life, with no effort. It was an awesome pairing.
Posted by: otho at September 20, 2016 11:37 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 20, 2016 11:36 PM (P8951)
What am I? Chopped Liver?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:37 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 11:37 PM (21hN3)
Is it on Netflix?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:32 PM (uAvJJ)
It's not. By that I mean it's not like Married with Children. It might, however, be on Netflix.
Modern Family can very easily be taken the wrong way, especially by those sensitive to "an agenda." but I like it because the cast and the writing are excellent. It's funny. Period.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:37 PM (U31ch)
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 11:37 PM (1G4V+)
Unsubstantiated rumors.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:23 PM (Lrxq
A certain retired Red Sox pitcher who was recently fired from ESPN for wrongthink would be cool too.
He did an interview with Crowder.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 20, 2016 11:32 PM (P8951)
True. There are a lot of lurkers out there. I've been convinced for about a decade that comedians either test new material here and/or lift and massage comments for their own material.
This place has always been ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:38 PM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:36 PM (GUBah)
Have these people never heard of Chris Rock??????
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 20, 2016 11:38 PM (heN73)
so apparently if you own 17 firearms or more, wait for it....
you are a gun super-owner
dun, dun, dun..
Posted by: origional Jake at September 20, 2016 11:29 PM (hXpkh)
I thought the take where gun super-owners were safer than one-or-two-gun owners was interesting. Seemed like a trial balloon for a carve-out, as in: "anyone with more than 12 guns can keep 'em -- everyone else should turn them in."
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 20, 2016 11:38 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:38 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: yankeefifth
------------
#4 Buck, Duckbill. But that's just me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Mortars are an underrated tool for riot control. You can quickly escalate thru marking and irritating stuff to prox fused AP and HE as needed and it fits in the trunk of a cruiser.
Posted by: Jean at September 20, 2016 11:38 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Donna&&&&
======
Clean living. It finally paid off, in a curious sort of way.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:39 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 11:37 PM (21hN3)
LOL...maybe he should work first on the upgrade that lets us copy and paste easier!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:39 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:36 PM (oFSUK
***snorts***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 11:39 PM (voOPb)
This place has always been ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:38 PM (Lrxq
I've had that thought about comedians testing their stuff here also.
It's a rare thread that doesn't have me busting a gut laughing over something.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 20, 2016 11:39 PM (heN73)
Posted by: L, Elle
lol, i'm wearing mine right now.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 20, 2016 11:39 PM (NfOoi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:39 PM (cPsPa)
Also, what's ruined? Pitt hasn't pulled any SJW stuff that I know of.
The best description I ever read of him was "a character actor trapped in a leading man's body".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2016 11:36 PM (mgbwf)
He's from Missouri, attending the ol' U of MO, Columbia, I believe.
Really.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2016 11:39 PM (Pz4pT)
been convinced for about a decade that comedians either test new
material here and/or lift and massage comments for their own material.
This place has always been ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:38 PM (Lrxq
We know Rush, or Snerdly (more likely), reads here.
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:39 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Donna&&&&
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It might be the payoff for topping the Wall of Shame last week.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:40 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 20, 2016 11:40 PM (IqV8l)
This place has always been ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:38 PM (Lrxq
Bo Snerdley lurks, and Rush has subsequently absconded with a meme or two.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:40 PM (U31ch)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:31 PM (Lrxq
more of everyone reacting to her fappening horror show.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:35 PM (cPsPa
Well it definately was not her spectacular play in the goal ot giving beat downs to teenage relatives.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:40 PM (Lrxq8)
There was a post about Schilling's HoF chances and why, in the author's opinion, he belongs. Curt Schilling posted in the comments of that article. We verified through Twitter that it was really him.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:40 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 20, 2016 11:41 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:33 PM (Ozsfq)<<<
You'd only be able to recognize him if he posted using a bloody sock.
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 20, 2016 11:41 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2016 11:36 PM
******
Well, according to my friend that he banged he does not have a leading man's body. She said his dick was inadequate in size. So there's that.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:41 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:41 PM (uAvJJ)
397
Thanks for inquiring chemJ. I am happy to report that I am absolutely
lice free. And my Velma costume is nearly complete. I got the red
pleated miniskirt, knee socks, and the Mary Jane shoes. That's what
that style of shoe Velma wore is called. Did you know that? I did not.
All I am missing is an orange turtleneck and the glasses. I'm going
to the dollar Tree tomorrow to get the glasses.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:34 PM (6IPEM)
If you get a white turtleneck, you can RIT dye it orange.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 20, 2016 11:41 PM (EzgxV)
That guy shot in Tulsa...
Video clearly shows him disobeying police, walking to his car, reaching in the window... that's suicidal.
He also had PCP in his car. That might be a clue to his behavior.
Bearing Arms
http://bit.ly/2cl5jEo
But "best" of all is Hillary's "police acted stupidly" interjection of herself into the case.
Hillary Clinton spoke out Tuesday against the shooting of an unarmed black man by a police officer last week in Tulsa, Oklahoma, calling on America to "tackle systemic racism."
"This horrible shooting--again. How many times do we have to see this in our country?" she told radio host Steve Harvey on his morning show....
US News / AP
http://bit.ly/2di9lSL
Says the witch who hates cops and calls them pigs.
Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - in the groove, man! at September 20, 2016 11:41 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:42 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:39 PM (cPsPa) "
But....Peg *was* hot.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:42 PM (kumBu)
-
Has Any Schumer been doing Winona-is-so-hot jokes?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 11:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 11:13 PM (Nwg0u)
Probably not wealthy enough to donate an organ to his church. Maybe a kazoo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2016 11:43 PM (Bvr/A)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:42 PM (cPsPa) "
It's the natural progression of things, at least according to Seinfeld.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:43 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2016 11:36 PM
******
Well, according to my friend that he banged he does not have a leading man's body. She said his dick was inadequate in size. So there's that.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:41 PM (6IPEM
Some Girls
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 11:43 PM (voOPb)
Video clearly shows him disobeying police, walking to his car, reaching in the window... that's suicidal.
He also had PCP in his car. That might be a clue to his behavior.
Go to weasel Zippers
They have his criminal record and it is a mile long and very violent and he was wanted a a warrant when he was shot. I posted it up above
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:43 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:38 PM (kumBu)
Supposedly, at its height, it was the second most watched show in prison.
Posted by: AD at September 20, 2016 11:43 PM (924j6)
What am I? Chopped Liver?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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*Looks wearily at plate of braunschweiger toast*
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 11:43 PM (1G4V+)
That would be crazy.
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2016 11:37 PM (mQoUp
And highly flammable.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:43 PM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 11:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Or writing Winona-based Dutch poetry, with pancakes?
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 20, 2016 11:43 PM (U31ch)
Pitt is from Missouri I think
Posted by: origional Jake at September 20, 2016 11:43 PM (hXpkh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:33 PM (Ozsfq)
well you can find out by posting smack about his daughter, he will have someone yank your nic.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:44 PM (cPsPa)
sadly, in obama's America if you own 17 dollars or more you are super wealthy.
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
I'm finally super at something! Woohoo.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 20, 2016 11:44 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:44 PM (qUNWi)
It could be truncated to the first five words.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 20, 2016 11:44 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:41 PM (6IPEM
Some Girls
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 11:43 PM (voOPb)
I sorta take it for granted, and I really REALLY don't know... that dames lie about weener size more than men lie about the size of the fish they caught.
But yeah, that rumor has been out there about Lil' Brad. He's the anti-Milton Berle.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2016 11:45 PM (Pz4pT)
Thanks for suggesting, Cthulhu. That hadn't occurred to me. Orange is not really the new black. Very hard to find orange in women's clothing and orange turtleneck is proving to be a challenge.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:45 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:42 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:45 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 20, 2016 11:45 PM (kP16F)
1st officer: "Do we have shields?"
2nd officer: "Negative."
1st officer: "..." *mic unkeys*
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:46 PM (GUBah)
That would be crazy.
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2016 11:37 PM (mQoUp
And highly flammable.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable
Forgot the WP rounds
Posted by: Jean at September 20, 2016 11:46 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: BurtTC
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So, small hands, huh?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:46 PM (oFSUK)
That said, who's your friend and what's her story?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2016 11:46 PM (mgbwf)
It won't budge the numbers in the South or the all-white northern corners of the US, but I could see it having an effect in Michigan etc.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2016 11:47 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo of the Baskets at September 20, 2016 11:47 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 11:48 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:45 PM (6IPEM)
Did you try Lands End?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)
2nd officer: "Negative."
1st officer: "..." *mic unkeys*
Posted by: Country Singer
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I'll bet that they have body cams though.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:48 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:49 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo of the Baskets at September 20, 2016 11:49 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 11:49 PM (1G4V+)
But yeah, that rumor has been out there about Lil' Brad. He's the anti-Milton Berle.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2016 11:45 PM (Pz4pT)
*****
Idk if she was lying. She was kind of what some might call a whore. She seemed genuinely disappointed and regretful that she let herself be used like that.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:49 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 11:49 PM (Nwg0u)
That said, who's your friend and what's her story?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2016 11:46 PM (m
Oh boy.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:49 PM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2016 11:50 PM (6FqZa)
455
Hi cg! We can be cool nerds wearing our glasses on Halloween night.
Thanks for suggesting, Cthulhu. That hadn't occurred to me. Orange
is not really the new black. Very hard to find orange in women's
clothing and orange turtleneck is proving to be a challenge.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:45 PM (6IPEM)
Yeah, I was thinking you'd have much better luck searching for teal or burgundy, 'cause orange is such a 70's color....but you can probably find orange RIT for hunters.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 20, 2016 11:50 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 20, 2016 11:50 PM (mQoUp)
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So, small hands, huh?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:46 PM (oFSUK)
WHY MUST YOU BRING DONALD TRUMP INTO EVERY DISCUSSION!!!???
No, but seriously, I wouldn't bet on it. I mean, really, I'm typing more words on this topic than I can ever justify, in any manner, but the way these things go, human nature being what it is, somebody would WANT the world to believe Brad's not filling his BVDs.
If that were true, the world would seem.... just. Somehow.
Personally, I'm not thinking the universe is that kind to the rest of us.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2016 11:50 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: at September 20, 2016 11:49 PM (GUBah)
All this over a sandwich. The man had a sandwich.
Posted by: BLM at September 20, 2016 11:51 PM (P/kVC)
I try not to get creeped out by google's omniscience, but I started typing "o r ..." and the autocomplete went straight to orange sweaters.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2016 11:51 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:51 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:51 PM (cPsPa)
It is Fall, so orange is now a fashion color.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2016 11:52 PM (KOBAq)
Posted by: BLM
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A Bible... it was a Bible.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2016 11:52 PM (oFSUK)
I think you mean lights off...
Lights on is for gettin it on.
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:53 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:53 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:41 PM (6IPEM)
I'm guessing that said banging did not occur during filming of Fight Club. He was pretty jacked during that.
Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2016 11:54 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:49 PM (6IPEM)
Translation: She is pissed off and disappointed she did not have Brad Pitts love child and the monthly sacks of money delivered to her upper middle class home.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:54 PM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:54 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 20, 2016 11:54 PM (GUBah)
You just know Velma was way more of a freak than Daphne. Daphne and Fred were strictly missionary with the lights on.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:51 PM (kumBu)
Roggy-Ryle!
Posted by: Scooby at September 20, 2016 11:54 PM (XoldI)
-
Their safety word was "Wonder Bread".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 11:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 20, 2016 11:54 PM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:55 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:55 PM (kumBu)
Scanner: "Get your gas masks and gas canisters ready."
Posted by: at September 20, 2016 11:49 PM (GUBah)
All this over a sandwich. The man had a sandwich.
Posted by: BLM at September 20, 2016 11:51 PM (P/kVC)
A sandwich, an attitude, a rap sheet a mile long indicating a propensity toward anti-police violence.....but mostly a sandwich.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 20, 2016 11:55 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:51 PM (kumBu)
yeah, velma was always in the back with shaggy and scooby.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:55 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2016 11:55 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: L, Elle
---------------
Well then,
Maybe he wasnt small so much as she was , uh, large. Strap a 2x4 to your ass large.
Posted by: Chi at September 20, 2016 11:55 PM (1G4V+)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:55 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:56 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 11:54 PM (Nwg0u)
you know fred was screaming that out all night long.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:56 PM (cPsPa)
479
Very hard to find orange in women's clothing and orange turtleneck is proving to be a challenge.
I try not to get creeped out by google's omniscience, but I started
typing "o r ..." and the autocomplete went straight to orange sweaters.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2016 11:51 PM (mgbwf)
....or check University of Tennessee....
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 20, 2016 11:56 PM (EzgxV)
Lots of stores will carry orange stuff in the area, even without the school logo on it. That way, they don't have to pay license fees.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 20, 2016 11:56 PM (v5iqM)
His ex Marla Maples said that Donald was the best screw she ever had. He know how to get things done.
Posted by: CMU VET at September 20, 2016 11:56 PM (C+wjz)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:57 PM (Lrxq8)
His ex Marla Maples said that Donald was the best screw she ever had. He know how to get things done.
Posted by: CMU VET at September 20, 2016 11:56 PM (C+wjz)
well, she did not say huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge, only good.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:57 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 20, 2016 11:57 PM (Nwg0u)
Try Mr. Knickerbockers in Clemson, South Carolina. Your spot for ever'thang orange. Go Tigers.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2016 11:58 PM (zLDYs)
Hell of a cease fire ya got there Fredo? LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2016 11:58 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2016 11:53 PM (qUNWi) "
I know, but I'm thinking lights on to make sure there's not even a whiff of something non-kosher. Fred tries to put a finger where it doesn't belong and gets the big N-O from Daphne. Whereas Velma? She'll do that shit.
Plus, even if you're not great looking, just knock off her glasses - you know, she can't see a thing without her glasses.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:58 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 20, 2016 11:54 PM (uAvJJ)
***
Seems to me that you do not need any help in that area, Perfesser. Ace and the COBs, perhaps.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:56 PM (GSTaH)
Knock it off you two or I will knock it off for you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 11:58 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:59 PM (cPsPa)
479
Very hard to find orange in women's clothing and orange turtleneck is proving to be a challenge.
I try not to get creeped out by google's omniscience, but I started
typing "o r ..." and the autocomplete went straight to orange sweaters.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2016 11:51 PM (mgbwf)
....or check University of Tennessee....
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 20, 2016 11:56 PM (
Nooooo . Not Tennessee Orange.
Try Texas. Or Florida. Or Auburn.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 20, 2016 11:59 PM (Lrxq8)
Yeah, I meant to note your comment at the top of mine, but I got in a hurry or something.
Hate to think about the woman cop who shot him. In normal times, this is just police work. In these Obamanation days, she'll see endless crap.
Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - support your local at September 20, 2016 11:59 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 20, 2016 11:59 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2016 11:59 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 21, 2016 12:00 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2016 12:00 AM (dULJN)
You'd think so.
Daphne never explained the progressively longer boxes that were delivered to her dressing room. Turns out she was plumbing Fred's depths with a little help from silicone rubber and Astroglide.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 21, 2016 12:00 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2016 12:01 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2016 11:51 PM (mgbwf)
They're listening. Real time speech recognition is the next massive front in predictive algorithms because it will provide an endless data stream. Why would google not beta test it via its ubiquitous browser?
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 21, 2016 12:01 AM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2016 12:01 AM (qUNWi)
U.S. defense officials say plans to launch joint military operations with Russia are on hold because continued violence in Syria has broken the seven-day cease-fire agreement reached by the U.S. and Russia on Sept. 9.
Wasn't Russia reported to have attacked an aid convoy today?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 21, 2016 12:01 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2016 11:55 PM (cPsPa) "
Yeah, but bestiality is frowned upon, and Shaggy was too stoned out of his gourd to be worried about anything but his next sandwich. I just figure Velma was getting nailed by the guest stars. You know Vincent Price and the Harlem Globetrotters were all over that shit.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:01 AM (kumBu)
Velma > Daphne.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:01 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2016 12:01 AM (qUNWi)
Yum Yum Yum
Hooters Hooters
On a Girl that's Dumb
Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2016 11:55 PM (bMG0w)
Or the alternate family motto
Lie when your wife is waking.
Lie when your belly's aching.
Lie when you know she's faking.
Lie, sell shoes and lie.
Posted by: AD at September 21, 2016 12:02 AM (924j6)
BLM track record is pearless when it comes to troof!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 12:02 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:01 AM (kumBu)
yeah, however, in modern family it is ok.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2016 12:03 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2016 12:03 AM (oFSUK)
The blue scarf is the tell.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:03 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2016 12:03 AM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 12:03 AM (1G4V+)
Daphne and Velma
https://youtu.be/E6cPSKLRR2A
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:04 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 21, 2016 12:01 AM (IqV8l)
Yup, a fuck you to Fredo. I bet their UN Ambassador was laughing all thru Fredo's masturbatory speech
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2016 12:04 AM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2016 12:04 AM (oFSUK)
And if you look at the map, you'll see that about 70% of that 90% lives south of the 49th parallel.
And if we're in the mood for Canuckian trivia: in the US, the largest 100 cities combined account for about 16% of the total population (2010 data). In Canada (2011), ten cities hold 48% of the entire population. (Now imagine how elections go up here.)
Posted by: Lord of the Fleas at September 21, 2016 12:05 AM (mAx+U)
Velma > Daphne.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:01
*****
Yeah, Velma is so hot, right? I can't pull off red hair so I'm going with cute, frumpy Velma. Plus she's super smart and solves all the cases.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:05 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2016 12:04 AM (Ozsfq)
putin probably crank calls obama on the hotline.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2016 12:05 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2016 12:04 AM (oFSUK)
Are the rioters shitting in your neighborhood again? Real Ivy Leaguers ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2016 12:05 AM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 21, 2016 12:05 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 20, 2016 11:40 PM (kumBu)
If Schilling is outed as a Moron, he'll never make the HOF.
It would be nice if, instead of the usual ballplayer statue of a dude about to release a pitch, they could have a statue of him at Fenway holding a bottle of Val-U-Rite and a hobo hunting knife . They'd never go for a statue of him holding a box of Kaboom and fapping.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 21, 2016 12:06 AM (P8951)
Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - gets there eventually at September 21, 2016 12:06 AM (5a8XA)
Meh. Probably just a nerd fight. Nothing will get broken but their glasses. Probably over some similarity in their furry costumes, like the tail or the ears. Or the whiskers. Could be fighting over some nerd girl in an fish themed fursona. Maybe a fluffy healing fish.
Posted by: runninrebel at September 21, 2016 12:06 AM (mQoUp)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:06 AM (kP16F)
The blue scarf is the tell.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:03 AM (6IPEM) "
Just because he dresses like Charles Nelson Reilly doesn't automatically make him gay.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:06 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2016 12:05 AM (cPsPa)
LOL, good one. I would not doubt it. Actually i would!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2016 12:06 AM (Ozsfq)
I try not to get creeped out by google's omniscience, but I started
typing "o r ..." and the autocomplete went straight to orange sweaters.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2016 11:51 PM (mgbwf)
They're listening. Real time speech recognition is the next massive
front in predictive algorithms because it will provide an endless data
stream. Why would google not beta test it via its ubiquitous browser?
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 21, 2016 12:01 AM (Iy6JT)
Reminds me that I've got a laptop I need to tape....
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 12:06 AM (EzgxV)
Nice.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 21, 2016 12:07 AM (CS7jF)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2016 12:07 AM (uAvJJ)
The blue scarf is the tell.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:03 AM
It's more of a cravat.
Posted by: otho at September 21, 2016 12:07 AM (lmIoG)
I bet their UN Ambassador was laughing all thru Fredo's masturbatory speech
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2016 12:04 AM (Ozsfq)
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Yes, because he was listening to I Love Lucy reruns on his headphones. He didn't tune to the channel with Obama's speech.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 12:07 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: L, Elle
****
I always like Velma better. She seemed more down to earth and of course, smarter. Plus, she was helpless without her glasses. Heh. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 12:07 AM (hVdx9)
The blue scarf is the tell.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:03 AM (6IPEM) "
Just because he dresses like Charles Nelson Reilly doesn't automatically make him gay.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:06 AM (kumBu
No shit!
Posted by: Paul Lynde
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2016 12:07 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:06 AM (kP16F)
C4 is butane. Dangerous stuff, explosive, even. Propane FTW.
Posted by: Hank Hill at September 21, 2016 12:08 AM (Bvr/A)
Thank you all, and goodnight.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 21, 2016 12:08 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:08 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Putin on the hotline at September 21, 2016 12:08 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
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Yes. I heard that too. These guys kill me. You couldn't make this shit up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2016 12:08 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 21, 2016 12:09 AM (21hN3)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:09 AM (6IPEM)
The blue scarf is the tell.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:03 AM (6IPEM)
Word! Also it is obvious that Velma and Daphne are both banging Shaggy.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016 12:09 AM (Lrxq8)
Wednesday Addams. Of course, she might also kill you afterwards, but you'd die with a smile on your face.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:09 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:09 AM (kP16F)
Knock it off you two or I will knock it off for you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2016 11:58 PM (voOPb)
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Why the "two"? MWNP is a pissy scold and provocateur.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 12:09 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 21, 2016 12:10 AM (P8951)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2016 12:07 AM (uAvJJ)
Chem, I like you. I do. I want you to stay here. I mean that. But ONT is the place for chilling. F'k em. Chill.
Posted by: AD at September 21, 2016 12:10 AM (924j6)
Okay, you guys with no gaydar, Fred is totally gay.
The blue scarf is the tell.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:03 AM
It's more of a cravat.
Posted by: otho at September 21, 2016 12:07 AM (lmIoG)
Scarf = gay.
Cravat = catcher.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 12:10 AM (EzgxV)
This is the weakest thing ever.
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2016 12:10 AM (qUNWi)
It's Twofer Tuesday. Gotta stick with the theme.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 21, 2016 12:11 AM (T/cxb)
I always like Velma better. She seemed more down to earth and of course, smarter. Plus, she was helpless without her glasses. Heh. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale
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AKA girl next door hot.
Also know in single guy circles as "attainable."
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 12:11 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 21, 2016 12:11 AM (21hN3)
Posted by: otho at September 21, 2016 12:07 AM (lmIoG)
****
I was going to say ascot, but I'm not sure what an ascot is.
Either way, Fred is still gay.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:12 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2016 12:12 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 21, 2016 12:12 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2016 12:12 AM (ACqhm)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:12 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: L, Elle
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Ebay shows LOTs of them. Most seem to be new from retailers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2016 12:12 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2016 12:13 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale
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AKA girl next door hot.
Also know in single guy circles as "attainable."
Posted by: Chi
****
And usually very good in bed.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 12:13 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2016 12:13 AM (qUNWi)
Thus concludes today's lesson: "How not to generate any clicks"
Posted by: Hillary! at September 21, 2016 12:13 AM (dQpUB)
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 12:13 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: Country Singer
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Probably Nip, firing preemptive warning shots, five miles away.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2016 12:14 AM (oFSUK)
Cravat = catcher.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 12:10 AM (EzgxV)
What about an ascot? That's what I wear to signal when I'm...available.
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 21, 2016 12:14 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:14 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:09 AM (6IPEM)
Wal Mart. Cheap large clothes there.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016 12:14 AM (Lrxq8)
I swear there is something in the air.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2016 12:14 AM (KOBAq)
563
Also, thank you so much for all the many suggestions. I hate spending
money so I'm going for cheap orange turtleneck aiming for < $5: All
the turtlenecks I have found are skin tight. Velma wore a baggy one.
Need an oversized one.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:09 AM (6IPEM)
Not only was it oversize, it was coarsely (and possibly hand-) knit, which will be even more of a pain. Just go with what looks good.
And, BTW, the way pups grow, we're kinda overdue for a pic of your beast -- last we saw of her, she was the size of a medium dog.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 12:15 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - in between moments at September 21, 2016 12:15 AM (5a8XA)
Thank you all, and goodnight.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 21, 2016 12:08 AM (w+Jhj)
Yep, I'm there with the entire Bush family at this point.
They want to be caudillos in the new merged MexAmerica.
Ropes, lampposts, pineapples, barbed wire. Some assembly required.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:15 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016
*****
Wrong. Also no gaydar. Shaggy is gay also. He and Fred are on the down low.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:15 AM (6IPEM)
Cravat = catcher.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 12:10 AM (EzgxV)
What about an ascot? That's what I wear to signal when I'm...available.
Posted by: Shep Smith at September
A buff?
Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2016 12:15 AM (4Y6Lf)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2016 12:15 AM (89T5c)
So this fundraiser that Hillary canceled today (and no stand-in by Bill, Chelsea, or a reasonable facsimile).
Does this mean she also didn't get the money? Do you pay your $100k up front for these things, or is it half down, half on delivery? I can only imagine the things people would cancel or reschedule to score a meeting with Hillary. Heck, zombie was pissed when Hillary canceled a California appearance because ze had canceled and rescheduled stuff to go and sneak some pics. How do those rich white liberals feel?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 12:16 AM (5o5ek)
Also know in single guy circles as "attainable."
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 12:11 AM (IBY+l) "
Also, as noted above, just pop those glasses off and "help her find her way around." Oh darn, is this the bedroom? My bad. Here, just lay down for a second and I'll find those glasses....
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:16 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 21, 2016 12:16 AM (21hN3)
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2016 12:16 AM (ACqhm)
Donna & The Ampersands.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 12:16 AM (IBY+l)
"People are shocked and going crazy. People are abuzz...because this is the one Hollywood couple you thought would make it through."
I do not recognize or comprehend a single part of this statement.
Posted by: AD at September 21, 2016 12:16 AM (924j6)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 21, 2016 12:16 AM (WTSFk)
Artistic interpretation.
I believe I speak on behalf of the Horde in encouraging you to get the skin tight one.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 12:16 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - gets there eventually at September 21, 2016 12:06 AM (5a8XA)
Didn't see that, but thanks for your thanks. That was something I'd written for my long since dead n' defunct blog. Glad you liked it though!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2016 12:17 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:14 AM (kP16F)
Switch hitter.
Both sides claim her for their team. It is very confusing.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016 12:17 AM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 21, 2016 12:17 AM (Nwg0u)
For the love of god yes.
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2016 12:17 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 21, 2016 12:17 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2016 12:18 AM (dULJN)
Artistic interpretation.
I believe I speak on behalf of the Horde in encouraging you to get the skin tight one.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 12:16 AM (mgbwf)
I think she is taking the little Elle?
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016 12:18 AM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:15 AM (6IPEM) "
So Scooby is the only straight one? What about Scrappy? Or Red Herring, from A Pup Named Scooby Doo?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:18 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2016 12:18 AM (ACqhm)
Shootin' up smack.
530: I, of course, ment "peerless".
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 12:18 AM (20X6f)
Chem, I like you. I do. I want you to stay here. I mean that. But ONT is the place for chilling. F'k em. Chill.
Posted by: AD at September 21, 2016 12:10 AM (924j6)
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Mis Hum is the one who needs to chill for brandishing the ban hammer at chemjeff.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 12:18 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016
*****
Wrong. Also no gaydar. Shaggy is gay also. He and Fred are on the down low.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:15 AM (6IPEM)
Daphne goes through a suspicious amount of peanut butter...and just where the hell is Scooby right now?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:19 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2016 12:19 AM (KOBAq)
Posted by: John Meyers at September 21, 2016 12:19 AM (YNGhD)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2016 12:20 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 21, 2016 12:20 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2016 12:20 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 21, 2016 12:21 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:21 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:14 AM (kP16F)
Switch hitter.
Both sides claim her for their team. It is very confusing.
I hear, not seen mind you, just heard, that there is a porn movie version of Scoobie Doo that confirms switch hitter. I hear.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 12:21 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 21, 2016 12:21 AM (21hN3)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016
*****
Wrong. Also no gaydar. Shaggy is gay also. He and Fred are on the down low.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:15 AM (6IPEM)
Seriously?!?! Damn! My entire universe just collapsed.
So Fred is a Twink and Shaggy is a ________
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016 12:21 AM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: Phil Collins at September 21, 2016 12:21 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 12:18 AM (5o5ek)
Oh I don't know about that. That is kinda like a career award for making every thread about him.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2016 12:21 AM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 12:15
****
Can't resist replying. I love talking about my puppy. You would be absolutely shocked to see how big and strong she is and still growing. She is just gorgeous. She won't show up on the pet thread anytime soon. MisHum and I agreed not to showcase our dogs until we run out of pet pics from every one else first.
I'll try to link her pic in my nic somehow.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:21 AM (6IPEM)
"People are shocked and going crazy. People are abuzz...because this is the one Hollywood couple you thought would make it through."
I do not recognize or comprehend a single part of this statement.
Posted by: AD
****
I expected their relationship to blow apart in the first year. I am stunned it lasted this long.
She's a loon and he's a douche.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 12:21 AM (hVdx9)
Mis Hum is the one who needs to chill for brandishing the ban hammer at chemjeff.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 12:18 AM (5o5ek)
I let your comment go earlier.
I don't have to explain myself to you
Its been a fun ONT tonight and we dont need you or the two other bickering people to spoil it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2016 12:22 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:22 AM (kP16F)
And, BTW, the way pups grow, we're kinda overdue for a pic of your beast -- last we saw of her, she was the size of a medium dog.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu
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Wow.
Since we're talking about L'Elle in a Velma costume, wearing a sweater, I did not read that correctly at first.
I thought you might've crossed a line there...
"Overdue for a pic of your-"
Oh. You said beast.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 12:22 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2016 12:22 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 21, 2016 12:22 AM (mQoUp)
Posted by: AD at September 21, 2016 12:16 AM (924j6)
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lolololol!
That is hilarious.
Better get those people some binkies for the next SHOCKING Kardashian divorce.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 12:22 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016 12:21 AM (Lrxq
Shaggy thinks his dog can talk. He's too stoned to know what's in his mouth or where he's sticking it.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:23 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2016 12:23 AM (qUNWi)
Mis Hum is the one who needs to chill for brandishing the ban hammer at chemjeff.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 12:18 AM (5o5ek)
What?
I'd say it's overdue.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:23 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016
*****
Wrong. Also no gaydar. Shaggy is gay also. He and Fred are on the down low.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:15 AM (6IPEM)
Daphne goes through a suspicious amount of peanut butter...and just where the hell is Scooby right now?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:19 AM (0mRoj)
And Insomniac swoops in with the Taboo stuff
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016 12:23 AM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2016 12:23 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016 12:21 AM (Lrxq
Shaggy thinks his dog can talk. He's too stoned to know what's in his mouth or where he's sticking it.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:23 AM (bMG0w)
It's a blunt, Shaggy. Yeah, a blunt.
Posted by: Fred at September 21, 2016 12:24 AM (0mRoj)
I'm older than most of you and I was about eleven when it was on and I don't remember anything other than "ruh roh". And zoinks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 12:24 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 21, 2016 12:25 AM (AroJD)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016 12:23 AM (Lrxq
I'm usually good for at least one over-the-top comment a day.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:25 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 21, 2016 12:25 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 12:26 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2016 12:26 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable
Thats smart of them. Shaggy has the access to the good drugs.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 12:26 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 21, 2016 12:26 AM (21hN3)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:27 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 12:26 AM (hVdx9)
Easily the most fucking annoying cartoon character in the history of animation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:27 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016
****
The little Elle is a bitch named Juno. She is my giant Great Dane puppy, a Scoobette. I'm not actually going to go trick or treating. I'm just going to wear the Velma outfit all day and take her out walking a lot. I can't wait!
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:27 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 21, 2016 12:27 AM (21hN3)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2016 12:27 AM (dULJN)
Let. It. Go. Please.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 12:28 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 12:26 AM (hVdx9)
Easily the most fucking annoying cartoon character in the history of animation.
Posted by: Insomniac
****
That is why I chose feet first. I want to see the look on his face and hear his screams.
He ruined many a SC cartoon.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 12:28 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2016 12:28 AM (Bvr/A)
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 21, 2016 12:28 AM (Lrxq8)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 21, 2016 12:29 AM (21hN3)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
----------------------
Heh. Sour grapes, Walt, sour grapes. Eat your heart out.
Posted by: Mike 'The Slash' Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2016 12:29 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 12:21 AM (20X6f)
I'm reasonably sure the girls in pretty much every recent pron film are all switch hitters. So I've heard. From a friend. Who's totally real and not made up at all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:29 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
****
Blender is slower. Takes longer.
Yes, I disliked him that much.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 12:30 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:30 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 12:30 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2016 12:31 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:31 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:30 AM (6IPEM)
But he was the weed connection, so the gals probably were, uh, smoking his spliff.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:31 AM (0mRoj)
I say 5 1/2 months with the smart money betting the under.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:31 AM (kumBu)
Sure, what the hell. If I'm "Ready for Hillary!" I can take on that little worthless shit.
Posted by: Woody Woodchipper at September 21, 2016 12:32 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 12:32 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:31 AM (bMG0w)
High school girls' softball.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:32 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:34 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 12:32 AM (hVdx9)
Zoinks! Like, I put some Viagra in my weed. I roll it up and call it "The Stiffy"!
Posted by: Shaggy at September 21, 2016 12:34 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 12:35 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:35 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:35 AM (kumBu
She's a grown up version of Marcie, from the Peanuts cartoons.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:37 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 12:37 AM (hVdx9)
My sister is not in a good mood. she works at a university. She just
texted me: "Sent out a plea for items for the homeless vet fund raiser
to everyone at work. Not 1 item. I guess it's not LGBTQ or BLM."
Posted by: DonnaV.deplorably brandishing
ampersandsso there at September 20, 2016 10:45 PM
(P8951)
Pathetic. Sadly had she identified it as a fundraiser for LGBTQ homeless vets she might have fared better. And probably there are some non straight homeless vets, so it's not like it's a lie, lie.
Posted by: gracepc at September 21, 2016 12:37 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:38 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:31 AM (bMG0w)
High school girls' softball.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable
I didn't see the porn version of that either. You can't prove it!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 12:38 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: otho at September 21, 2016 12:38 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: junior at September 21, 2016 12:39 AM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:35 AM (kumBu)
Actually, being attracted to women who bat for the other team has been a recurring theme in my life.
I mean, I found that out after I was already attracted to them.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:39 AM (sdi6R)
Why is Nip not live blogging this riot for us?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 21, 2016 12:40 AM (Idu2i)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 12:38 AM (20X6f)
Your jerk sock knows the truth.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:40 AM (0mRoj)
My Grand kids used to watch Scooby doo and there were some episodes where Velma and Shaggy were an "item" so probably not gay...
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 21, 2016 12:40 AM (O2RFr)
I mean, I found that out after I was already attracted to them.
One of my standing jokes is that I was ahead of my time because I took a gay date to the prom.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 12:41 AM (mgbwf)
I mean, I found that out after I was already attracted to them.
Posted by: rickl
****
Hell. They send me thank you cards for helping to add new converts.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 12:41 AM (hVdx9)
Why is Nip not live blogging this riot for us?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 21, 2016 12:40 AM (Idu2i)
We need a John Madden type announcer to do live commentary as riots unfold.
"The cops won't have the rioters dispersed until they get them to leave, Brian!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:42 AM (0mRoj)
And, BTW, the way pups grow, we're kinda overdue for a pic of your beast
-- last we saw of her, she was the size of a medium dog.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 12:15
****
Can't resist replying. I love talking about my puppy. You would
be absolutely shocked to see how big and strong she is and still
growing. She is just gorgeous. She won't show up on the pet thread
anytime soon. MisHum and I agreed not to showcase our dogs until we run
out of pet pics from every one else first.
I'll try to link her pic in my nic somehow.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:21 AM (6IPEM)
Please do -- the last pic I saw was cute-as-all-get-out (I think her ears were still bandaged), and I can well understand the respect for others on the pet thread, but please share a link to your
Here's some alternatives -- http://www.techlicious.com/guide/best-photo-sharing-sites/
Looking forward to seeing how she's grown into cuteness.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 12:42 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:43 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
****
I guess they are now.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 12:43 AM (hVdx9)
I'm older than most of you and I was about eleven when it was on and I don't remember anything other than "ruh roh". And zoinks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 12:24 AM (mgbwf)
Word.
I thought the show was kinda dumb and corny. Plus I don't obsess sexually over cartoon characters.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 21, 2016 12:44 AM (Idu2i)
Tiny Hobo (stray cat) seems to have disappeared, or perhaps fallen afoul of a difficult life.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 21, 2016 12:25 AM (AroJD)
Uh-oh. Let's hope there's eight more....and TH turns up again.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 12:45 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:46 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 21, 2016 12:44 AM (Idu2i)
Um neither do I. But there's this thing you do with people known as "joking around"
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:46 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 21, 2016 12:48 AM (21hN3)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:46 AM (6IPEM)
Well look who's little miss killjoy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:48 AM (0mRoj)
And Velma coaches softball on the weekends.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:31 AM (bMG0w)
Heh. I have some information to indicate that the Girl Scouts are 110% lesbian from the top down to individual groups.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 12:49 AM (EzgxV)
We were kidding, but thanks for the condescension.
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2016 12:49 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:46 AM (bMG0w)
Yes, I'm aware of that. And that sarcasm doesn't translate well here sometimes.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 21, 2016 12:50 AM (Idu2i)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 21, 2016 12:51 AM (21hN3)
Oh and I will email my fish pictures to L'elle for the pet thread. gotta clean up the tank a little bit first.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2016 12:51 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:51 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:51 AM (kP16F)
On behalf of the Girl Scout troop leader (or den mother or whatever they call themselves) I used to bang, I respectfully disagree.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 12:51 AM (mgbwf)
That's too bad. I was hoping the Girl Scouts would lick their lesbian problem.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 21, 2016 12:51 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 12:46 AM (6IPEM)
Well, thats your "truth". Mine involves kinky threesomes with Velma and Daphne. I like my "truth" better.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 12:52 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2016 12:52 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:53 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 12:51 AM (mgbwf)
Come on man don't leave us hanging.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 21, 2016 12:53 AM (Idu2i)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:53 AM (kP16F)
No, she's just athletic.
/Big Bang Theory joke.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:54 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2016 12:55 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:55 AM (kumBu)
You just can't help but be a jerk, can you?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2016 12:55 AM (uAvJJ)
Try to take this the right way. I basically like you. You (or better, your online persona) seem to have changed over the last several months.
Take some time for introspection. Why have you gone from the embrace of the Horde to feeling like an outsider? Yes, the Horde changes, but the reasons may not all be external.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 12:56 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at September 21, 2016 12:56 AM (GmB6s)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:55 AM (kumBu)
That was the vibe I got. She was always nice to Charlie Brown. Marcie had a latent lesbian submissive thing going on toward Patty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:56 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2016 12:52 AM (uAvJJ)
Well if you're feeling lonely, you could always show up at the CenTexMoMee. I'll even let you shoot my guns.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 21, 2016 12:56 AM (Idu2i)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:56 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2016 12:57 AM (qUNWi)
Well guess what MWNP. You are going to get your wish at least for a
little while. I'm leaving at least until the first debate, and all of
the chemjeff-haters can dance a little dance of joy. It is getting busy
anyway at work, lots of meetings and midterms coming up and I could
better use my time anyway. It dawned on me anyway that most (not all,
most) of the people who are most insistent on insulting me and calling
me a troll are the ones who have only recently come here in the last
couple of years. The old-timers, for the most part, have since departed
this place and moved on. Perhaps they saw what I saw, that the HQ
clientele has changed over time and it has drifted to a place that it is
just getting less and less compatible with my beliefs. That is what I
tried to write in #746 in the previous thread anyway. But this is a hard
place for me to give up, I am kinda lonely to be honest, and I would
miss some of the good people here like cthulhu and Chi and Y-not and
L,elle and NaCly and Anna and Jane and AtC (although I think she hates
me too now, suppose I should be fortunate I haven't gotten a special
delivery from her) and bebe's boobs (where is she, anyway?) and the cobs
and others too, and of course Ace himself. So I need to think about it
absent from the HQ for a little while. I tried to do that earlier but
this place is just kind of a fun place, and I don't know what I would do
anyway. So I won't say that I will leave forever, because I can't
promise that. But I might. I don't know. I just feel like I'm in a tough
spot right now emotionally.
Oh and I will email my fish pictures to L'elle for the pet thread. gotta clean up the tank a little bit first.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2016 12:51 AM (uAvJJ)
You can do what you must -- but I'd recommend that you lurk instead of abandon, especially in case you have a travel opportunity. Nothing like a MoMe to make you happy about your friends in a box....
I'll be glad to hear from you tomorrow or a year from now.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 12:58 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:56 AM (kP16F)
I don't think so. Schroeder was pretty much asexual, unless you count his being gay for Beethoven.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:58 AM (0mRoj)
Or will we get an influx of one name trolls?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 21, 2016 12:58 AM (kumBu)
if you wouldn't mind, please share your thoughts via email
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2016 12:59 AM (uAvJJ)
Hate to see you leave, but I can't say it surprises me.
I made note of your addy (I put mine up here for you a couple days back, but I think your were gone already).
Ask around - I'm not great about replying quickly, but I wouldn't mind staying in touch.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 12:59 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: Country Boy
--
Busy checking the perimeter, stringing concertina wire, setting claymores.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2016 12:59 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 21, 2016 12:59 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:56 AM (kP16F)
I don't think so. Schroeder was pretty much asexual, unless you count his being gay for Beethoven.
Posted by: Insomniac
****
That Beethoven bust is wood. Schroeder has "painted" it white.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 01:00 AM (hVdx9)
Heh. I have some information to indicate that the Girl Scouts are 110% lesbian from the top down to individual groups.
On behalf of the Girl Scout troop leader (or den mother or whatever
they call themselves) I used to bang, I respectfully disagree.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 12:51 AM (mgbwf)
Oversexed suburbanites = individual groups; "enlightened" management = lesbians. Ask the ones you used to bang if their local councils spiked their gay-dar.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 01:00 AM (EzgxV)
https://youtu.be/-7-dAmdy-JE
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 21, 2016 01:00 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 01:00 AM (hVdx9)
Ewwww
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 01:01 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 01:00 AM (hVdx9)
Ewwww
Posted by: Insomniac
****
He REALLY loves Beethoven.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 01:03 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 01:00 AM (hVdx9)
Ewwww
Posted by: Insomniac
****
He REALLY loves Beethoven.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 01:03 AM (hVdx9)
Gives tickling the ivory a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 01:03 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 01:05 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 21, 2016 01:05 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 01:00 AM (hVdx9)
Ewwww
Posted by: Insomniac
****
He REALLY loves Beethoven.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 01:03 AM (hVdx9)
Gives tickling the ivory a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Insomniac
****
There is a reason no one is supposed to touch his piano but him.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 21, 2016 01:06 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 21, 2016 01:06 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable powering through at September 21, 2016 01:08 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 01:10 AM (bMG0w)
Daphne was in their group. Why would Fred ever look at her with Daphne around? Maybe she was practical. She just accepted her lot in life and went on with solving the mysteries.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 21, 2016 01:10 AM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 01:10 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 01:11 AM (mgbwf)
One of my standing jokes is that I was ahead of my time because I took a gay date to the prom.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 12:41 AM (mgbwf)
I have never met Her Imperial Malevolence, but there is no doubt in my mind that I would be utterly smitten if I ever did meet her in real life. I already am just reading her comments here.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 21, 2016 01:13 AM (sdi6R)
She does have that " All shall love me and despair!" thing going on.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 21, 2016 01:17 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 12:41 AM (mgbwf)
I have never met Her Imperial Malevolence, but there is no doubt in my mind that I would be utterly smitten if I ever did meet her in real life. I already am just reading her comments here.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 21, 2016 01:13 AM (sdi6R)
Heh. I do have a special relationship with Her Viciousness, but I didn't know her back in HS prom days.
The girl I took was a field hockey basketball lacrosse jockette who was the sister of two of my best friends on the track team. After the prom I couldn't get her to go out with me. I felt like a total loser because I knew she didn't have a boyfriend and she'd rather be at home on Saturday nights than go out with me.
Later, in my twenties, I started to ponder the Field Hockey girls and their coaches and I came up with a theory.
At our 20th reunion she brought her girlfriend. Told me her story. Said her mom always said she should go out with that nice Bandersnatch boy. I felt somewhat redeemed.
She's now happily gay married and (don't tell NGU) a Navy dentist and we're in touch and good friends.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 01:19 AM (mgbwf)
petmorons at the gee male dot com.
We actually have some niche fish aquarium tips stored in a folder that we haven't used yet.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 01:20 AM (6IPEM)
Not an exaggeration.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 01:20 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2016 01:23 AM (voOPb)
One of my standing jokes is that I was ahead of my time because I took a gay date to the prom.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 12:41 AM (mgbwf)
I have never met Her Imperial Malevolence, but there is no doubt in
my mind that I would be utterly smitten if I ever did meet her in real
life. I already am just reading her comments here.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 21, 2016 01:13 AM (sdi6R)
Heh. I do have a special relationship with Her Viciousness, but I didn't know her back in HS prom days.
The girl I took was a field hockey basketball lacrosse jockette who
was the sister of two of my best friends on the track team. After the
prom I couldn't get her to go out with me. I felt like a total loser
because I knew she didn't have a boyfriend and she'd rather be at home
on Saturday nights than go out with me.
Later, in my twenties, I started to ponder the Field Hockey girls and their coaches and I came up with a theory.
At our 20th reunion she brought her girlfriend. Told me her story.
Said her mom always said she should go out with that nice Bandersnatch
boy. I felt somewhat redeemed.
She's now happily gay married and (don't tell NGU) a Navy dentist and we're in touch and good friends.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2016 01:19 AM (mgbwf)
It's good that she finally let you know. So much of masculinity is "left twisting in the wind."
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 01:23 AM (EzgxV)
petmorons at the gee male dot com.
We actually have some niche fish aquarium tips stored in a folder that we haven't used yet.
Posted by: L, Elle
-----------
Did you see AtC's link to that New Yorker story earlier?
Long, but definitely Pet Thread material. I'll send it along.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 01:23 AM (IBY+l)
754
Officially over 36 straight hours of rain. I need to find the actual
numbers, but I bet close to a foot since yesterday afternoon.
Not an exaggeration.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 01:20 AM (IBY+l)
How much of it has drained away?
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 01:25 AM (EzgxV)
numbers, but I bet close to a foot since yesterday afternoon.
Not an exaggeration.
Posted by: Chi
You're doin' Al Gore proud!
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 21, 2016 01:27 AM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2016 01:29 AM (6IPEM)
759
Officially over 36 straight hours of rain. I need to find the actual
numbers, but I bet close to a foot since yesterday afternoon.
Not an exaggeration.
Posted by: Chi
You're doin' Al Gore proud!
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 21, 2016 01:27 AM (lZ0Jc)
If you could only put the water in shipping containers aboard flatcars bound for Western ports, you might counterbalance 1/10th of the flood of Chinese-manufactured crap flooding this way.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV)
How much of it has drained away?
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu
--------------
When the sun set, I couldn't see the crown of the street out front. Last time I walked out there when it was like that to get mail, water poured in my 16" ? tall rubber boots.
Do I need a boat, MH?
My kayak has probably floated to the back forty. Looks like a few days more of the same, so it'll be weeks before everything drains out of the yard.
This morning, the weather guy said we got over 5 inches, and today was worse i think.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 01:32 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2016 01:32 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 21, 2016 01:33 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 01:34 AM (IBY+l)
*does happy dance*
https://twitter.com/PoliticHatBlog/status/778467155394256897
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 21, 2016 01:35 AM (vBeA5)
How much of it has drained away?
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu
--------------
When the sun set, I couldn't see the crown of the street out front.
Last time I walked out there when it was like that to get mail, water
poured in my 16" ? tall rubber boots.
Do I need a boat, MH?
My kayak has probably floated to the back forty. Looks like a few
days more of the same, so it'll be weeks before everything drains out of
the yard.
This morning, the weather guy said we got over 5 inches, and today was worse i think.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 01:32 AM (IBY+l)
I used to think you needed a deck. I'm now thinking you need a floating dock.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 01:36 AM (EzgxV)
763 California is addressing it's drinking water problems.
Sigh.
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2016 01:32 AM (jBuUi)
Here you go Zombie.
https://youtu.be/JbihhhBiN1A
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 01:41 AM (bMG0w)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/20/ kill-all-stray-cats-and-keep-the-rest-indoors-says-us-academic/
Kill unwanted stray cats and keep the rest indoors, says US academic
It's all about the feelz:
"Dr Marra said: "We've known for more than 100 years that cats can have a devastating impact on biodiversity."
Totally jaw-dropping that he doesn't know his history: At various points in the past, societies have ALREADY gone on "kill all the cats" binges, and in every single instance, it led to starvation and epidemics. Why? Because the cats were keeping the rodent population in check. Without cats, rats and mice ate all the grain, and their fleas spread the plague.
This has happened several times throughout recorded history, the first time if I remember correctly being in medieval England, because of a rumor that cats were spreading disease, and the most recent time being communist China is the '50s or '60s because cats were seen as bourgeois and decadent. In both cases, it had devastating impact. And plenty of times in between.
And yet here comes some ignorant "professor" advocating that we kill all the cats in order to save his preferred species, unaware that without the cats, all sorts of ecosystem havoc will ensue and probably ending up hurting biodiversity after all (not even mentioning humans).
Typical leftist "never learn from history" hubris and stupidity, masquerading as altruism and "science."
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2016 01:45 AM (jBuUi)
Something like 10 whole feet above sea level.
At least I'm not near downtown. It floods like crazy down there.
One year, we got a hurricane or nor'easter or something, and the tunnel to Portsmouth flooded. It took weeks for them to figure out what to do, hoe to pump it out, and whose ass to kick for that.
It's why I laugh when people talk about "evacuating" - I've been here almost 50 years, and I'd have to really think about it to figure out a route of escape that didnt involve a bridge, tunnel, or both.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 01:45 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 21, 2016 12:53 AM (kP16F)
No, she's just athletic.
/Big Bang Theory joke.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 12:54 AM (bMG0w)
Girls should stick to girly sports... like tankery!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEkz7qV1bUY
Posted by: Girls unds Panzer und Hat at September 21, 2016 01:51 AM (vBeA5)
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/ UCLA-researchers-warn-centuries-of-drought-could-9235518.php
First breathless paragraph says, "Climate change could lock the state into a dry pattern lasting centuries or even a millennia."
But then the article goes on to say that California in extremely recent geologic history (6,000 - 1,000 BC) had a five-thousand-year-long drought which happened before any human-caused greenhouse gases and the several other decades-long droughts in more recent centuries which also occurred before human industrialization. But the study's authors, their eyes dancing with visions of "sustainability" grant dollars, go on to predict that California just might have a couple more long droughts in upcoming centuries (ya think?) but this time, oh THIS TIME, the cause will be (TA DA!) man-made climate change!!
The hilarious part is the final sentence:
"MacDonald stressed that his study can't be used to predict the future, but it does offer cause for concern."
Translation:
"Gimme dat climate change research $$$!!!"
This is what passes for science these days.
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2016 02:01 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 21, 2016 02:03 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2016 02:04 AM (voOPb)
It doesn't help that I'm what? 8 miles from the Atlantic?
Something like 10 whole feet above sea level.
At least I'm not near downtown. It floods like crazy down there.
One year, we got a hurricane or nor'easter or something, and the
tunnel to Portsmouth flooded. It took weeks for them to figure out what
to do, hoe to pump it out, and whose ass to kick for that.
It's why I laugh when people talk about "evacuating" - I've been
here almost 50 years, and I'd have to really think about it to figure
out a route of escape that didnt involve a bridge, tunnel, or both.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 01:45 AM (IBY+l)
Large floating platform + tie-off to tall tree?
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 02:09 AM (EzgxV)
I hadn't thought of that.
Hey, have you done the Pet Thread yet?
AtC posted a link to a great article earlier today - I need to send it to you.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 02:12 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 02:13 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Zakn at September 21, 2016 02:14 AM (z49bN)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 02:20 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 02:21 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 02:22 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 21, 2016 02:25 AM (Idu2i)
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at September 21, 2016 02:25 AM (SxBH1)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 02:25 AM (rlfds)
Here is "Katyusha" from Girls und Panzer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4H70U26HxM
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 21, 2016 02:26 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 21, 2016 02:26 AM (Idu2i)
I hate when I fall asleep early.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 02:20 AM (rlfds)
Hello, Sweetie!!!
I was engaging with L, elle upthread about pix....and was thinking about your adorable grandbabies. It has been precious months, and they grow so fast....
On Saturday, was talking trucks with Arbalest and had nothing much to say beyond you knowing everything about them. Please educate him when you see him next.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 02:27 AM (EzgxV)
Jackie will be three in November, and Cicada will be one next month.
I'll send ya some pics.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 02:28 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 02:32 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 02:32 AM (rlfds)
Lol, no, just tired. Off to bed soon.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 21, 2016 02:35 AM (Idu2i)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 02:36 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 21, 2016 02:37 AM (Idu2i)
Hey cooth!
Jackie will be three in November, and Cicada will be one next month.
I'll send ya some pics.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 02:28 AM (rlfds)
That'd be sweet. They were both so beautiful when I saw them last, it's kept me energized about seeing them growing. It wouldn't hurt to slip some pix of your own wonderful self in there, as well.
I'll see about shippin' some pix of the Alaskan cruise -- we came home sick (go figure -- Alaska = standing in icebox) so we're just getting going again.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 21, 2016 02:38 AM (EzgxV)
780 Hello Chi.
How's life?
Posted by: SMFH[/]
SSDD, I guess.
I did have my identity stolen, so there's that.
Heh, I'm the poorest motherfucker I know, and they hijacked MY shit?
So, I have something else in common with Hillary - we're both miserable assholes with beards,, and also part of an FBI investigation.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 02:43 AM (IBY+l)
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http://shop.tcm.com/the-making-of-gone-with-the-wind/9780292761261
http://shop.tcm.com/john-wayne-the-life-and-legend/9781439199589
http://shop.tcm.com/dear-cary-my-life-with-cary-grant/9780061961410
http://shop.tcm.com/moments-that-made-the-movies/9780500516416
Amazing info.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 02:44 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 02:44 AM (IBY+l)
How the hell did you have your ID stolen??
And how are you part of a freakin' FBI investigation??
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 02:46 AM (rlfds)
I was considering getting another cat... I was prepared for it to leave the occasional half a mole or something by the door and disgorge the other half in passageways or on the ladders but the chipmunks would be gone!
In the meantime, the Monster-In-Law becomes enfeebled and ends up in a care home, and we inherit her ancient feline... Pure white, blind in one eye, missing teeth, declawed, a city cat what had never been outdoors its entire worthless life -- some apex predator, this one, I thought! It hid under the fainting couch for some days before it emerged and bolted out the door, gone forever, I'd hoped...
Anyways, it came back! Now it's in and out at will. It leaves WHOLE assorted dead rodents by the door and the chipmunks are gone! I've given up trying to ("accidently") crush its neck in the hatches when I let it through. It can stay...
When Granny comes to visit, her old lap warmer won't let her touch it, having abandoned it in the wilderness such as she had done... Glorious!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 21, 2016 02:47 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 02:53 AM (rlfds)
Citibank called me yesterday to confirm that I applied for a credit card and verify my SSN.
UH, No. And he'll no.
Apparently a big crime ring out of Fla. Citi is chasing them, I'm told feds are involved automatically in such cases. Last two days have been dealing with that (police station today) and, figuratively & quite literally, trying to keep my head above water.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 02:54 AM (IBY+l)
Poopyhead turns four on Friday. I'm going to take him for ice cream.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 02:59 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 02:59 AM (IBY+l)
All my banking is done within my home network via TWC for that reason.
As far as cell networks, that is more vulnerable.
I hope things go well with you.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 03:01 AM (rlfds)
He has a needle lung biopsy on the 26th.
Right now, he's trying to get weened off of Fentanyl and Morphine.
Fucked up shit.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 03:04 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 03:06 AM (rlfds)
I don't bank online.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 03:06 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: wodun at September 21, 2016 03:07 AM (MnbWw)
You should seriously consider switching banks. USAA would be a good fit for you. They have top-notch security.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 03:08 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 03:10 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 03:15 AM (rlfds)
We can only hope. The media and political classes have no common ground with the majority of Americans. They have epistemic closure to their own bullshit.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 21, 2016 03:19 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 21, 2016 03:19 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 02:44 AM (IBY+l)
The hamsters are semi intelligent. For instance if you have an attempt to close the tag like you did with the [/] then it will not carry over beyond the comment itself. Its only when you completely screw up will you get barreled.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 03:19 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 21, 2016 03:22 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 21, 2016 03:29 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 21, 2016 03:34 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 21, 2016 02:25 AM (Idu2i)
I'd like to know what's taking the cops so long to break up the fucking frat party behind me. Assholes started just before midnight, and it keeps getting louder. And let's see if the popo actually call as requested so I can file a report.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 03:34 AM (hscyr)
The hamsters are semi intelligent. For instance if you have an attempt to close the tag like you did with the [/] then it will not carry over beyond the comment itself. Its only when you completely screw up will you get barreled.
Posted by: buzzion
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Huh. I didn't realize that - thanks. Learn something new every day.
I typo a LOT using this phone keyboard (autocucumber hates me), but I try to be very careful when I use tags.
It's been a long time since I saw the inside of the barrel. Other than peering into it and laughing at the poor soul down in there weeping.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 03:35 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 03:34 AM (hscyr
Cop's son is in the fraternity.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 03:36 AM (bMG0w)
How have you been, ma'am?
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 03:37 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 03:37 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 03:38 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 03:36 AM (bM
That would not surprise me in the slightest
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 03:38 AM (onmf+)
I'm up. What time do they post the early morning links? Drudge is still in bed, RCP is still in bed, Hillary is still in bed.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 03:43 AM (5o5ek)
Gee guys what do you think, Jane Q Public is gonna be thrilled about being up all night when she had to get up for work at 0500?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 03:44 AM (onmf+)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 03:44 AM (rlfds)
Gee guys what do you think, Jane Q Public is gonna be thrilled about being up all night when she had to get up for work at 0500?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 03:44 AM (onmf+)
Make it a hassle for you so the next time you don't bother them and make them actually do the work they signed on to do when they agreed to wear the badge/.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 03:46 AM (bMG0w)
I suck. I get enraged when I'm wakened out of a dead sleep by drunken college assholes on a school night.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 03:47 AM (onmf+)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 03:47 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: buzzion
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I have no idea what you are talking about.
iforgot, Vic usually starts his news link at precisely 6AM eastern. A little over 2 hours from now.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 03:48 AM (IBY+l)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 21, 2016 03:48 AM (21hN3)
Oh this is cute. They came to my house first & are acting like I'm a perp. NOW they're going to bust it up & come back to take a report.
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"Ma'am, you might consider moving."
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 03:50 AM (5o5ek)
I was awakened a few weeks ago by some douchenozzles who thought it was a good idea to throw a party in front of my door.
I called a friend of mine who's a cop.
Problem solved.
Then again, this friend was a former soldier of mine.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 03:51 AM (rlfds)
iforgot, Vic usually starts his news link at precisely 6AM eastern. A little over 2 hours from now.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 03:48 AM (IBY+l)
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I hope he's got some good news. I'm desperate and I'm listening to a clip of Hillary on the Steve Harvey show (don't really know who he is) and -- I'd live next to Animal House if I could keep Hillary's voice out of public life for the next 4 years.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 03:52 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 03:54 AM (20X6f)
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Not quite a year ago, I called local police to report a burglary at my house. Know what they did about it?
Run my name through the system looking for warrants. Called me the next morning, within 12 hours - "did you know you missed a court date? You need to come turn yourself in."
Ever notice that your local police squad cars no longer have "To Serve And Protect" on them lime they used to?
When seconds count,, the police are only minutes away.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 03:55 AM (IBY+l)
Hillary is quoting Ronald Reagan and talking about her experience getting Black kids OUT of jail (Steve Harvey being Black). You watch: she'll do her best to get ahead of Trump on law and order, immigration, and defense at the debates.
It's a phone interview. I bet she's sitting up in bed giving it.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 03:56 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 03:54 AM (20X6f)
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I have all my high school movies (class of '87) on DVD.
Still debating as to going to my 30th HS reunion next year.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 03:56 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 03:55 AM (IBY+l)
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Which is why you should be locked and loaded well before then.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 03:57 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 03:59 AM (20X6f)
Most of the time (remember the "underwear bomber"?), but unfortunately not all of the time. That is why the Democrat attitude of "we can absorb it" is so pernicious.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 21, 2016 04:00 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2
Oh no, they're pissed because I made it clear I want to file a report so they knew before they got here they were going to have to work.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 04:02 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 04:02 AM (hscyr)
And you know they're pissed about it.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 04:05 AM (bMG0w)
Problem solved.
Then again, this friend was a former soldier of mine.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 03:51 AM (
A cop friend would be nice. They toned it down when they came back. It's fun to watch them get confused when their standard intimidation tactics don't work.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 04:06 AM (hscyr)
I had my 18" tokemaster bong under my gown - on the stage accepting my diploma at Norfolk Scope in front thousands.
I certainly never went to any reunions.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 04:07 AM (I4tfG)
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The decrepit bitch will not get nowhere near the black vote that Fuckstick did.
I have an anti-Hillary bumper sticker on my truck, and they have asked me where I got it. And that shit about Fuckstick getting butthurt about black folks not voting for Hillary does not mean shit.
http://www.city-data.com/city/Killeen-Texas.html#b
The bitch is not going to get the black vote that the JEF did.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:07 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 04:09 AM (I4tfG)
I think I like the fake 1980s music as much as the real. Sacrilege I know.
Youtube is full of these artists. It's no wonder that Kung Fury got the music pitch perfect.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 21, 2016 04:09 AM (VdICR)
Oh no, they're pissed because I made it clear I want to file a report so they knew before they got here they were going to have to work.
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I hope the frat doesn't get PO'd at you.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 04:11 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 21, 2016 04:12 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:12 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2016 04:12 AM (O18ol)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 04:05 AM (bMG0w)
They got real polite when I told them that the (former) frat house across the street made it all the way to action by the city attorney's office. So now the little frat fuckers have a paper trail with the popo & not the university, who hushes everything up. Frat boys & their landlord are looking at increasing fines for each return visit. Fuck em. Don't. Wake. Me. Up. Ever. And I'll be up all night now. The rest of this week is gonna suck. I hope the migraine I blew at work Monday doesn't come back. Those under fluorescent lighting really blow chunks.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 04:14 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 04:11 AM (5o5ek)
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And if they are?
WTF can they do?
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:15 AM (rlfds)
I'll hit it again one day...
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 04:15 AM (I4tfG)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:15 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 21, 2016 04:20 AM (Kucy5)
I guess they could come after me, my address is on the report. Don't know what they're going to do though. I have another frat next door that will come running if screaming commenced. We have a little agreement: they keep quiet after 10 weeknights, 12 weekends and don't use my yard as a trash can or toilet and I leave them alone.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 04:22 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2016 04:23 AM (O18ol)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 04:24 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 04:25 AM (bMG0w)
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*grins*
Not a damn thing wrong with projecting a psychotic nature, especially with the young'uns.
It works wonders for me.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:25 AM (rlfds)
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*grins*
Not a damn thing wrong with projecting a psychotic nature, especially with the young'uns.
It works wonders for me.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:25 AM (rlfds)
And then you find out that they are tracking your cycle so they can avoid you.
https://youtu.be/DB6b4PINjRg
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 04:28 AM (bMG0w)
And if they are?
WTF can they do?
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:15 AM (rlfds)
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I wouldn't want to find out but it looks like Bebe's got 'em in hand @853.
Hard to fight a nasty neighbor sometimes. I lived near someone on a street with sparse parking and he'd let the air out of your tires if you took "his" spot. Could never catch the bastard.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 04:29 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 21, 2016 12:44 AM (Idu2i)
You just haven't met the right/wrong cartoon character yet. I'll put the cotton in your cottontail.
Posted by: Jessica Rabbit at September 21, 2016 04:30 AM (SBOD3)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:30 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 04:31 AM (rvBLH)
With this last gig/possibility, I sent a resume, got a half hour phone pre-screen, followed by a 45 minute stress interview by phone, then submit a proposal, then get an inperson meeting with two people at once who went through my resume line by line and asked me to explain how each particular job/activity prepared me to work for them.
It was around the corner from where they found the second bomb in NYC, and two days earlier, so their windows didn't even rattle. dammit.
Posted by: Vivi at September 21, 2016 04:31 AM (11H2y)
I'm not doing well, coughing all night.
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2016 04:23 AM (O18ol)
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Ugh. Can't sleep through a cough.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 04:32 AM (5o5ek)
https://youtu.be/DB6b4PINjRg
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 04:28 AM
Ha. With the pill though, the moody lasts ALL month!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 04:34 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2016 01:45 AM (jBuUi)
His sister's cat killed his three pet gerbils in a wild bloodfest when he was a kid and he's never gotten over it.
That is a typical leftist.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 21, 2016 04:35 AM (zc3Db)
Good to see you, Bebe's.
And, of course SMFH. Miss you.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 04:36 AM (I4tfG)
https://youtu.be/DB6b4PINjRg
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 04:28 AM
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When you're going though perimenopause, they will do everyfuckingthing in their power to avoid your ass.
Yay me.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:37 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:38 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 04:39 AM (I4tfG)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 04:40 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:40 AM (rlfds)
Weird crowd.
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 04:39 AM (I4tfG)
*** Most families are.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 04:40 AM (rvBLH)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:41 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:41 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:40 AM (
Right?! Nite SMFH.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 04:42 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 21, 2016 04:40 AM (hscyr)
I can fall asleep to stand up comedy. Especially if its a special I've watched before.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 04:42 AM (bMG0w)
"That includes me, Sis."
The look on her face was priceless.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 04:44 AM (rvBLH)
This has happened several times throughout recorded history, the first time if I remember correctly being in medieval England, because of a rumor that cats were spreading disease, and the most recent time being communist China is the '50s or '60s because cats were seen as bourgeois and decadent. In both cases, it had devastating impact. And plenty of times in between.
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Mao's campaign was against "the four pests," one of which was the sparrow, the elimination of which allowed plagues of insects to destroy crops.
My mom lives in a rural area where some helpful young Ph.D. declared that wild turkeys were needed for some reason. They were introduced despite consultations with the local injuns who said they were never part of the environment and overnight they bred beyond all control and their particular bacteria destroyed the entire ground squirrel population. Now they're pests and of course you're only allowed to kill 2 per year -- in the springtime.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 04:44 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 21, 2016 04:20 AM (Kucy5)
I remember that case. Before being arrested, Rector shot himself in the head. He was still tried and sentenced to death. Bill left the campaign trail to be in the Arkansas Governor's Mansion in case there were any last minute execution appeals/delays. Rector was 'different' after that gunshot to the head. When they led him way to the gurney, he left behind his slice of pecan pie 'for later'.
Yeah, ask Hillarity! about that case.
Posted by: RickZ at September 21, 2016 04:45 AM (SBOD3)
"That includes me, Sis."
The look on her face was priceless.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 04:44 AM (rvBLH)
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Priceless!
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 04:46 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2016 04:47 AM (O18ol)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:47 AM (rlfds)
The look on her face was priceless.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 04:44 AM (rvBLH)
You should have declared wherever you were to be your safe space and she can't say anything there or else it might be threatening to you.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 04:48 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:49 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2016 04:49 AM (O18ol)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2016 04:49 AM (O18ol)
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Who do you think got killed by Negan? I'm thinking Glenn.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:52 AM (rlfds)
To relate an anecdotal here, had a couple of youngsters, 20+, with me the other day. A car with a hillary for prison sticker on it passed us.
They both laughed. So maybe she doesn't have the youth vote locked up as tight as most assume?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 21, 2016 04:56 AM (d76uN)
Who do you think got killed by Negan? I'm thinking Glenn.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:52 AM (rlfds)
If they follow the comics, it will be Glenn. But that's not always a guarantee. Abraham should be dead by now.
I'm thinking Eugene since he gave the bullet farm instructions to Rick.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 04:56 AM (bMG0w)
Making a Murderer popped back up on my Netflix homescreen since it won an Emmy. Watching it all over again. I wonder if grammie winger talks that way.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 04:57 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2016 04:57 AM (O18ol)
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She doesn't.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 04:58 AM (rlfds)
never watch local news. They're calling for the rain to continue today - if it last 'til lunchtime, that'll be 48 hours without a break. 10+ inches so far. I feel like I'm in Vietnam or some 9ther tropical shithole.
Every school in the 5 or more cities around are delayed by 2 to 3 hours. I have never seen that for rain...
Posted by: Chi at September 21, 2016 05:00 AM (I4tfG)
I'm hoping.
Still don't want to get over exciting about any pro Trump news and I'll wait to buy that bottle of Baileys till Nov 9.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 21, 2016 05:00 AM (d76uN)
maybe she doesn't have the youth vote locked up as tight as most assume?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 21, 2016 04:56 AM (d76uN)
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I'm trying to imagine what the appeal of that shifty old scold would be to young people, especially when Trump is not your standard scary mean Republican as the alternative.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 05:01 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2016 05:02 AM (O18ol)
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I have all three compediums, and yeah, according to the novels, it's Glenn, but the show does't exactly follow the graphic novels.
http://tinyurl.com/h7tbqls
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 05:03 AM (rlfds)
your safe space and she can't say anything there or else it might be
threatening to you.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2016 04:48 AM (bMG0w)
*** Just standing up to her was a huge step. She comes out with all guns blazing and I usually cower in a corner. I'm actually looking forward to the next confrontation.Take note SJWs...this one backfired bigtime.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 05:03 AM (rvBLH)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2016 05:04 AM (O18ol)
Still don't want to get over exciting about any pro Trump news and I'll wait to buy that bottle of Baileys till Nov 9.
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I'm staying away from the pudding myself. The news got good-ish for a while so I went back to reading it and following the polls. Now I'm moaning and holding my head because they inched back towards Hillary in the past 2 days. I won't even be able to watch the debate on Monday. I'll appreciate all the morons who live-blog it here.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 05:06 AM (5o5ek)
No repub draws those numbers in Austin...or San Antonio.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 05:06 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 05:08 AM (rlfds)
And fuck the GOP.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2016 05:09 AM (97XyN)
AT has the story I heard on radion that at Temple she had hardly 200 people show up.
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2016 05:04 AM (O18ol)
---------------
How the hell does she even have the poll numbers she has?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 05:10 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 05:10 AM (rlfds)
I think I'm finally getting sleepy again. Gonna give it a try. Good morning for now, 'rons.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 05:11 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at September 21, 2016 05:11 AM (rlfds)
This whole campaign season is the biggest gaslighting ever attempted. Gaslight an entire nation, wow.
Stay calm and carry on.
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, now with miracle ingredient irredeemability ! at September 21, 2016 05:11 AM (Z8DIA)
Have a great day all.
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2016 05:12 AM (O18ol)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 21, 2016 05:10 AM (5o5ek)
*** Easy. Pollsters know how to get the result they want. They just poll everyone. When they get down to polling likely voters the results change considerably.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 05:13 AM (rvBLH)
haven't even had coffee yet.
So the riots, shooting and arsons in Charlotte last night.
Looks like open warfare.
Discussed already?
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=296508
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 05:14 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez,
Yup, yup. And with no small amount of success.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 05:15 AM (rvBLH)
Posted by: Morigu the deplorable, no longer deployable at September 21, 2016 05:18 AM (Bjy3Q)
The Tulsa thing, however, is a real headscratcher. To all appearances, the pastor was shot in cold blood. Makes no sense. Why?
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 05:19 AM (rvBLH)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 21, 2016 05:19 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2016 05:20 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm a at September 21, 2016 05:20 AM (Z8DIA)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=296445
And more background on the victim
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=296470
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 05:23 AM (J+eG2)
Everyone have a great day !
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at September 21, 2016 05:25 AM (Z8DIA)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=296422
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 05:25 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2016 05:32 AM (97XyN)
As I understand it, he was shot and tazed about the time. Once he started reaching into his car though, the game was over, justifiably.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 21, 2016 05:33 AM (d76uN)
Oh! So there was much more to the story.
Thank you, VIA.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 05:37 AM (rvBLH)
Glad to help.
The amazing thing is all the crap that went down last night in Charlotte.
And I would expect it to escalate today, or tonight unless the National Guard gets called in.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 05:42 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 05:48 AM (rvBLH)
This just went up on CNN international about 15 minutes ago.
http://tinyurl.com/jcal59v
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 05:48 AM (J+eG2)
Weasel Zippers has some pretty damn good coverage of events, and has become a go to place for news gathering.
And a fair amount of cross population of commenters between here and there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 05:50 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2cC9qgf
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2cllDVB
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2ckAijL
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2cnCBYd
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2derKxi
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2d3cerB
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2d7lcQr
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2d2OsM4
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2cs9TnF
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2dgLnYm
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2csxp3S
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2cEUJLu
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2d0XMMJ
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2cC4xDW
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2ckZ6IK
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 21, 2016 06:05 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 06:07 AM (rvBLH)
Oh ye of little faith...
Posted by: Bernie on the Lake at September 21, 2016 06:08 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 21, 2016 06:09 AM (sdi6R)
I guess that around 3:45 this morning, they began looting a Walmart.
http://tinyurl.com/houx82q
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 06:13 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 21, 2016 06:13 AM (d76uN)
Are you sure you are not on Trump's payroll? Your last speech helped him more than hillbot.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 21, 2016 06:15 AM (d76uN)
http://tinyurl.com/h89r6pf
When the Police are using flash-bangs, that seems to indicate a slightly elevated response.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 06:16 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2016 06:20 AM (GdFQh)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 21, 2016 06:21 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 06:22 AM (rvBLH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 21, 2016 06:23 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2016 06:24 AM (GdFQh)
How hard is it to say "looters or criminals"
?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 21, 2016 06:24 AM (d76uN)
The IT guy received immunity
The IT guy refused to testify
At this point I'd say it's hardball time.
Talk or immunity is rescinded. It looks
like they have the 'smoking gun' on him
in his Reddit chat. Talk or go to jail.
Posted by: troll, troll, troll at September 21, 2016 06:25 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2016 06:25 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2016 06:26 AM (GdFQh)
WTH is going on in CLT?
This is the only place I've read anything about it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2016 06:26 AM (ZAnWS)
Posted by: The irredeemable garbone at September 21, 2016 06:26 AM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 21, 2016 06:26 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2016 06:26 AM (97XyN)
The call is coming from inside the house
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2016 06:28 AM (GdFQh)
This is the only place I've read anything about it."
Weasel Zippers is all over it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 06:29 AM (J+eG2)
You would have to ask MH about that. From what I gather, just from here, is that the Open Bloggers do not have access to the ban hammer.
Asking Ace or Maet would probably be better.
Whether you get a truthful answer or not is another story.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 21, 2016 06:29 AM (d76uN)
Broken major delivery pipeline was isolated for repair several days ago.
Should be coming back on line today, and local supplies should begin to replenish.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 06:30 AM (J+eG2)
The Charlotte situation looks bad. Basically because any urban core is vulnerable. I'm trying to think of a core that is not Democratic and therefore corrupt and rotten.
Logic would suggest that this will not improve race relations.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2016 06:32 AM (u82oZ)
Talk or immunity is rescinded. It looks
like they have the 'smoking gun' on him
in his Reddit chat. Talk or go to jail.
Posted by: troll, troll, troll at September 21, 2016 06:25 AM (ZFUt7)
The Democrat "fix" is in and they know congress will do nothing.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:34 AM (mpXpK)
What's the deal with the GA gas shortage?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 21, 2016 06:26 AM (GdFQh)
There really is no shortage. The gas line from TX to SC which feeds most of the SE broke a few days ago and flow was terminated. There is always a spike in prices immediately when something like that happens. Then even though the line will be fixed it will take a month to go back down.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:37 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 21, 2016 06:40 AM (QvJot)
Posted by: Deplorable Man at September 21, 2016 06:40 AM (wNJkU)
Weird, considering his God-like awesomeness.
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2016 06:41 AM (1BQGO)
The deceased in Charlotte, north Carolina is black man. The officer involved in shooting is black man.
Riots, fires, looting in NC? Should turn that into safe red state.
'illary can't catch a break, the poor thing.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 21, 2016 06:41 AM (ZFUt7)
"WTH is going on in CLT?
This is the only place I've read anything about it."
Weasel Zippers is all over it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 06:29 AM (J+eG2)
CTH as well.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 21, 2016 06:41 AM (QvJot)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 21, 2016 06:42 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2016 06:41 AM
~~~~~
I only saw a couple of short clips. Heard him say something about "global integration." WTH?! Yeah. I want to be a global citizen with the likes of Somalia.
My guess is this is the next liberal goal, after they take over the U.S.
Posted by: Deplorable IrishEi at September 21, 2016 06:44 AM (eM2Uz)
*** Don't think I really need to know. It's best to avoid bannings like the plague...your own and others'.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 06:44 AM (rvBLH)
Since it is greater than 30K you must live more than 30 miles from it and it's suburbs.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:48 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 21, 2016 06:48 AM (Om16U)
Some of my favorite commenters have been banned. You weren't around for the D-Lamp era were you?
Guy was a hoot until he crossed the line.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 21, 2016 06:49 AM (d76uN)
Black cop shoots black guy and the black community goes berserk.
Racism. Police brutality.
Got it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2016 06:50 AM (ZAnWS)
Riots, fires, looting in NC? Should turn that into safe red state.
'illary can't catch a break, the poor thing.
.
.
.
.Won't be really mentioned in the msm, because it doesn't fit the meme. After all he is a tool of the oppressor no matter the color of his skin.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 21, 2016 06:50 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 21, 2016 06:51 AM (Om16U)
Trump's campaign has taken the OH ground game from Democrat with R governor Katshit.
http://bit.ly/2ckZ6IK
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
Trump shoved a plate of spaghetti in front of him and made off with the goods with Kasich unawares.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 21, 2016 06:51 AM (QvJot)
Imagine what happens if emergency communications gets taken down next time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 06:52 AM (J+eG2)
Hubby turned on tv. No mention of Charlotte yet.
The MSM has to decide first whether the story hurts or helps 'illary. It hurts her, unless they lie. Might take a little time to get the facts of the lie together.
Probably 9am before first mention.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 21, 2016 06:53 AM (ZFUt7)
To attend the event there were one of 4 level of donations required:
$100,000
$33,000
$5000
$2700
That's a lot a of money to fork over to see a champion of the little people. and I'm guessing she couldn't even get a 50 or so donors to fork over money to listen to her for 30 minuets an shake her hand and take a photo. It would have been an embarrassment if word leaked out how few people showed.. Even Dems are smelling the stench of death.
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2016 06:54 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 06:54 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 06:54 AM (mpXpK)
Came close once myself for disagreeing with Ace. Learned not to do that. I owe bandmom for my continuing presence here.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 06:56 AM (rvBLH)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 21, 2016 06:56 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 21, 2016 06:57 AM (SXa8W)
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Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 21, 2016 06:57 AM (ZFUt7)
Guy was a hoot until he crossed the line.
Sad thing?
He was 100 % dead spot on.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2016 06:58 AM (d20MQ)
That was when Ace posted a rather well thought out missive on a topic.
And this was something which Ace had clearly put much thought and time into.
And a comment responded with something like "TL;DR", and signed of as Long time commenter First time reader.
Right through the roof.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 06:59 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at September 21, 2016 06:59 AM (rvBLH)
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2016 06:54 AM
My wife called from now to the election "Hillary's Death March". And my wife is not particularly political or pay that much attention to the sturm and drang of the political media or candidates. It's that obvious.
Posted by: Lester at September 21, 2016 06:59 AM (8USec)
Posted by: no good deed at September 21, 2016 07:00 AM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2016 07:02 AM (MIKMs)
I think they actually took down the government website.
Lot's of shit trickling out of Charlotte for the next few days.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 07:04 AM (J+eG2)
The riots in Charlotte seem to be well-coordinated. Even hacking
attempts? Good grief. My conspiratorial mind does wonder if HRC got
advance notice.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2016 07:02 AM (MIKMs)
Most of those riot are coordinated by Soros paid agitators from black communist groups out of Oakland and Chicago.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 07:04 AM (mpXpK)
Yeah, he was. However he should not have typed that last opinion.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 21, 2016 07:05 AM (d76uN)
Russian hackers, trying to put Trump into the White House.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton - dressed for December on an September day at September 21, 2016 07:05 AM (ZFUt7)
Because we ran out of 60-year-old planes?
Nah, U-2 was very tricky to fly even when brand new. Chances are very good that this crash was not related to age. Got a spare (dark) trillion to develop the drone that will replace it?
It does a job that satellites can't. And, when CIA is done with these, they'll go to NASA, to spy on you.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 21, 2016 07:06 AM (H5rtT)
That's a lot a of money to fork over to see a champion of the little people. and I'm guessing she couldn't even get a 50 or so donors to fork over money to listen to her for 30 minuets an shake her hand and take a photo. It would have been an embarrassment if word leaked out how few people showed.. Even Dems are smelling the stench of death.
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2016 06:54 AM (1BQGO)
Didn't Mark Cuban come out in a tweet against rotten clinton also?
It seems like buying a $1K-100K a plate lunch with a future nobody is not the wise investment it may have once seemed.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 21, 2016 07:07 AM (QvJot)
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2016 07:08 AM (1BQGO)
Taking down a municipal website doesn't strike me as terribly meaningful in the immediate event, if they got into communication systems/dispatch, maybe.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2016 07:09 AM (iLoHX)
This technology stuff is tough. When I'm president we'll return to paper based systems. Easier to dispose of.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton - dressed for December on an September day at September 21, 2016 07:10 AM (ZFUt7)
I remember flying into NAS Sig during the Kosovo unpleasantness.
Suddenly I spotted a rather distinctive flat black shape tucked away, off behind a hanger.
And thinking.....yeh, I would use one of those right about now.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 07:11 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
And a shredder in every office!
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2016 07:12 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2016 07:13 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: no good deed at September 21, 2016 07:16 AM (/O5Ax)
Don't forget to read the comments, including the HuffPo link in the second comment.
http://cbsloc.al/2csIPos
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 07:16 AM (J+eG2)
I almost spit out my coffee.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 21, 2016 07:17 AM (FIrEF)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2016 07:20 AM (mpXpK)
Heh! The famous Jon Gabriel tweet. Instapundit is fond of it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2016 07:23 AM (aXPlP)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 07:30 AM (J+eG2)
Unchanged
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2016 07:31 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 21, 2016 06:23 AM (WlGX+)
And chemjeff is still here? Sigh.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 21, 2016 08:12 AM (sdi6R)
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