Overnight Open Thread (8 Jul 2016)

I'm back morons. Now on to the ONT.

'Ette Accessory?

Hmmm. I could see some of the 'ettes getting the wine dispensing travel tote.

Turn Signal Clicking

Ever wonder why car turn signals make that clicking sound?

Aussie Slang Terms

Don't Molest Wristbands

Well, Europe is going to learn that empty platitudes like 'Gun Free Zone' won't protect you. Women raped and sexually assaulted by mobs of foreign men wearing 'Don't Molest' wristbands.

Traffic Jam

And I thought my commute was bad. Massive 3-day traffic jam kills 12 people.

Armor Mobility

Star Trek and Star Wars

Why did the Star Wars and Star Trek worlds turn out so differently?
h/t

Aviation Trivia

OK, without clicking the link, can you name this aircraft?

Dog Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by the power of the banana peel:

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1 Woot woot ONT

CDR M is back. Yay!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 10:10 PM (voOPb)

2 Ban Ki Moon!

Posted by: Kofi Anan at July 08, 2016 10:12 PM (Kh7vK)

3 Turn signals make a clicking sound so the vision impaired know when they are turning... and they use a relay to make the noise.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 08, 2016 10:12 PM (P/kVC)

4 I need that purse. Now.

Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2016 10:14 PM (Enq6K)

5 The 'aircraft' is Joe Stalin's top secret flying boat. He only used it once for fishing before global cooling froze the lake it was docked at.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 08, 2016 10:14 PM (P/kVC)

6 Yay...!

Posted by: Tyler Mason at July 08, 2016 10:14 PM (TnNIq)

7 Yay! ONT!

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:15 PM (oIkQ6)

8 Aha! I knew at least one 'ette would want it!

Posted by: CDR M at July 08, 2016 10:15 PM (McoS+)

9
Ray-Ban!

Posted by: Foster Grant at July 08, 2016 10:15 PM (5o5ek)

10 Getting my wife that purse and filling it with bourbon.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:16 PM (oIkQ6)

11 Man, the Soviets loved them some ground effect back in the day. That thing and the Caspian Sea Monster -oof!

Posted by: Pilot141 at July 08, 2016 10:17 PM (koTRU)

12 Welcome home M...

Nice ONT...

Posted by: sven10077 at July 08, 2016 10:18 PM (SzZnW)

13 Community Outreach Action Teams stand ready to respond to any cries for help in our unsettled communities.

Posted by: Loefdaeg Hereward at July 08, 2016 10:18 PM (PbmKW)

14 It's $130 bucks. I may have to stick with my brown paper bag.

Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2016 10:19 PM (Enq6K)

15 After last week I need that wine purse.

Posted by: Lauren at July 08, 2016 10:19 PM (O4MDq)

16 Bumptious banter brings bannocolypse brusquely

Posted by: derit at July 08, 2016 10:19 PM (ewfUZ)

17 Need Horde advice: pulled into driveway and ran over an unexpected impediment: a tube of outdoor window, door, and siding sealant. It's on the driveway and two tires. Suggestions to remove it?

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:19 PM (jOi+y)

18 EC sighting. Yay!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)

19 17 Need Horde advice: pulled into driveway and ran over an unexpected impediment: a tube of outdoor window, door, and siding sealant. It's on the driveway and two tires. Suggestions to remove it?


Is it silicone based?

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:21 PM (oIkQ6)

20 OK, without clicking the link, can you name this aircraft?

The answer to any big, weird, Soviet aircraft is such. This ain't our first turn on the internut rodeo.

Why did the Star Wars and Star Trek worlds turn out so differently?

The difference is that Cass Sunstein wants to make chattel out of your children.

Or not.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2016 10:21 PM (GINyK)

21 Love the Lab photo. Laugh worthy. Well needed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 10:21 PM (voOPb)

22 I believe that aircraft is a Russian Bigassplaneov.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 10:22 PM (MNgU2)

23 Need Horde advice: pulled into driveway and ran over an unexpected impediment: a tube of outdoor window, door, and siding sealant. It's on the driveway and two tires. Suggestions to remove it?

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:19 PM (jOi+y)


Windex and a blowtorch.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2016 10:22 PM (zc3Db)

24 Need Horde advice: pulled into driveway and ran over an unexpected impediment: a tube of outdoor window, door, and siding sealant. It's on the driveway and two tires. Suggestions to remove it?

Posted by: Vendette


Nitrile gloves and lots of peanut butter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2016 10:22 PM (GINyK)

25 Hoooooorde!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:23 PM (7PB/U)

26 Who the hell leaves a tube of caulk in the driveway?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 10:23 PM (voOPb)

27 Margot Robbie is mouth-watering in the new Tarzan flick.

Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 08, 2016 10:23 PM (yxupc)

28 Oh, wait, I thought that was a sex question.
/emilylittela
nevermind
/emilylittela

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2016 10:24 PM (GINyK)

29 >>Nitrile gloves and lots of peanut butter.

Sounds like something out of Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at July 08, 2016 10:24 PM (t5zYU)

30 For those of you who were patient with me a couple months ago when i spilled about my rocky relationship with my dad who was dying, here is an update. He told my mom this morning take everything off me that is keeping me alive. She did and he passed in 3 hours. 2 months ago I was tough and said I would be fine. Funny how things work. He's in heaven and I know that but still. 68 is still too young I don't care what.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 10:25 PM (YUgLc)

31 Vendette, burn it down, collect the insurance, move on.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:25 PM (7PB/U)

32 Cut asphalt or concrete into manageable pieces with gas-powered wet saw. Pry out contaminated slabs and chuck them off an overpass. Patch as necessary. #HomeImprovementSJW

Posted by: derit at July 08, 2016 10:25 PM (ewfUZ)

33 Margot Robbie is mouth-watering in the new Tarzan flick.
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 08, 2016 10:23 PM (yxupc)

She looks slutty hot in the Suicide Squad previews.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 10:25 PM (MNgU2)

34
Brave Sir Boucicault had a pretty average workout by today's standards.

Posted by: iforgot at July 08, 2016 10:26 PM (5o5ek)

35 I am sorry for your loss, Molly K.

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at July 08, 2016 10:26 PM (t5zYU)

36 Margot Robbie is going to straight steal Suicide Squad.

The ultimate "never stick your dick in crazy". That's Harley.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:27 PM (7PB/U)

37 Condolences Molly K

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 10:27 PM (voOPb)

38 Anybody seen my caulk? I'm missing a tube of caulk...

Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2016 10:27 PM (Sfs6o)

39 She did and he passed in 3 hours. 2 months ago I
was tough and said I would be fine. Funny how things work. He's in
heaven and I know that but still. 68 is still too young I don't care
what.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 10:25 PM (YUgLc)

I'm so sorry Molly. My dad was 64 when he died.

Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2016 10:27 PM (Enq6K)

40 Molly k, I'm so sorry.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:27 PM (oIkQ6)

41 Yo EC! I'm coming out your way Sunday.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 08, 2016 10:28 PM (0RM+L)

42 I'm sorry for your loss Molly K.

Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 08, 2016 10:28 PM (yxupc)

43 http://tinyurl.com/hyu5zhr



The wine tote reminded me of Jim Traficant's opinion of the holster bra. Scroll down to find it.

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:28 PM (jOi+y)

44 May need a butter knife just to get it out of the butt cracks.

But seriously, test it out first, whatever you do.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2016 10:28 PM (GINyK)

45 >>>Margot Robbie is mouth-watering in the new Tarzan flick.
>>>Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 08, 2016 10:23 PM (yxupc)

She looks slutty hot in the Suicide Squad previews.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 10:25 PM (MNgU2)


She was smoking hot in Focus. She was the only reason to even think of watching that movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2016 10:29 PM (zc3Db)

46 Almond caulk is a dog whistle for Armando Caulkistador, the scourge of Aztec gas station restrooms

Posted by: derit at July 08, 2016 10:29 PM (ewfUZ)

47 I was watching Ancient Aliens tonight and it was about The Nine, a council of nine aliens who live forever while watching over humanity and who have presumably been in contact with various individuals throughout history, like Tesla. The episode pointed out all the different civilizations that had nine dieties that spanned the world and then I thought, gee, aren't there nine characters on The Brady Bunch?

What a coincidence!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at July 08, 2016 10:29 PM (sV3yu)

48 he ultimate "never stick your dick in crazy". That's Harley.

And yet, if given the opportunity...

Posted by: Colorado Alex, TEXIT and defund the FBI at July 08, 2016 10:29 PM (fC9RO)

49 41 Yo EC! I'm coming out your way Sunday.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 08, 2016 10:28 PM (0RM+L)


*turns out lights, draws shades, hides*

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:30 PM (oIkQ6)

50 Suggestions to remove it?
Tell WeirdDave he's cut off if he doesn't fix it?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2016 10:30 PM (P1hwM)

51 And yet, if given the opportunity...

Posted by: Colorado Alex, TEXIT and defund the FBI at July 08, 2016 10:29 PM (fC9RO)



Wouldn't even think twice. Screen door. Hurricane.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:30 PM (7PB/U)

52 #50 Ooops. Confused Vendette with Gingy in my mind.

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2016 10:30 PM (P1hwM)

53 The episode pointed out all the different civilizations that had nine dieties that spanned the world and then I thought, gee, aren't there nine characters on The Brady Bunch?

What a coincidence!
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at July 08, 2016 10:29 PM (sV3yu)


IT IS TIME, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, TO ARISE ONCE AGAIN FROM THE BLACK PIT OF NIHAIALALIGHTH AND REMAKE THE WORLD IN THE SHAPE OF OUR BLOOD-SOAKED DREAMS.

Posted by: Greg Brady, God of Pain. at July 08, 2016 10:31 PM (fC9RO)

54 52 #50 Ooops. Confused Vendette with Gingy in my mind.

Never mind.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2016 10:30 PM (P1hwM)



Whoops!!!

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:31 PM (oIkQ6)

55 Nitrile gloves and lots of peanut butter.
-----

Posted by: toby the beagle at July 08, 2016 10:31 PM (P1hwM)

56 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2016 10:29 PM (zc3Db)

I was really tempted to watch it for that reason but I'm not a Will Smith fan at all. I'd rather watch a Matt Damon film.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 10:32 PM (MNgU2)

57 EC, I assume it is silicone based. There were three other tunes lying along the road so a contractor must have lost them.

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:32 PM (jOi+y)

58 Need Horde advice: pulled into driveway and ran over
an unexpected impediment: a tube of outdoor window, door, and siding
sealant. It's on the driveway and two tires. Suggestions to remove it?

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:19 PM (jOi+y)

Get some M-E-K from home depot.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 08, 2016 10:32 PM (P/kVC)

59 If I had feelings, they'd be hurt. But I am not burdened that way. Since you have inconvenient blue laws, I'm bringing 1.5 ounce minis in my quart bag to help me run up the Jolly Roger on Emerald Isle.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 08, 2016 10:32 PM (0RM+L)

60 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 08, 2016 10:32 PM (T/cxb)

61 I watched a cute hippy chick slip and fall on a banana peel at a Dead Show in Sam Boyd Stadium in 1995

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2016 10:32 PM (ggrt+)

62 57 EC, I assume it is silicone based. There were three other tunes lying along the road so a contractor must have lost them.
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:32 PM (jOi+y)


There's silicone caulk remover you can spray on it to soften it up, then scrape it off.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:33 PM (oIkQ6)

63 Wouldn't even think twice. Screen door. Hurricane.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:30 PM (7PB/U)


"Dude, she's holding the knife and giggling."

"I. Don't. Care. Worth. It."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 10:33 PM (fC9RO)

64 Is it wrong that every time I see a picture of a happy dog online I say, out loud, "Who's a good boy?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2016 10:33 PM (3ZoRf)

65 Plus WeirdDave and I have hockey team differences.

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:33 PM (jOi+y)

66 Diaper bags work great as stealth wine totes...my kid doesn't need it anymore and in the spirit of recycling....

Posted by: IC at July 08, 2016 10:33 PM (VujsQ)

67 Whoops!!!
That's what Gingy said to my nuts as she swung the baseball bat.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2016 10:34 PM (P1hwM)

68 "Dude, she's holding the knife and giggling."

"I. Don't. Care. Worth. It."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 10:33 PM (fC9RO)



It's a hot laugh.

The crazy is what makes it good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:34 PM (7PB/U)

69
So there's a picture of a European cop demo-ing the Don't Molest bracelet. He's a big guy and he's holding his meaty forearm out and making a fist. There just happens to be a bracelet on the wrist below the fist. See, ladies? Like so.

It's a fricking ace joke. "German cop not raped thanks to Don't Molest bracelet and meaty forearm with fist, but mostly meaty forearm with fist."

Posted by: iforgot at July 08, 2016 10:34 PM (5o5ek)

70 59 If I had feelings, they'd be hurt. But I am not burdened that way. Since you have inconvenient blue laws, I'm bringing 1.5 ounce minis in my quart bag to help me run up the Jolly Roger on Emerald Isle.

It's going to be hot as shit. We've been having a lot of storms recently. Hope you have better weather next week.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:35 PM (oIkQ6)

71 I was really tempted to watch it for that reason but I'm not a Will Smith fan at all. I'd rather watch a Matt Damon film.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 10:32 PM (MNgU2)


Yeah ... it's a tough call, but she is outrageously beautiful in it. What a waste it was to put her in a film with Will Smith.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2016 10:35 PM (zc3Db)

72 Tubes, not tunes

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:35 PM (jOi+y)

73 Is there any candy on this thread?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 08, 2016 10:36 PM (phW5u)

74 We have seen the banning of longtime commenters lately. eman, blano and now moomoo. I have said many things here that could have resulted in me getting justifiably banned.

I would like to see the Right internet come together as coheisivly as the Left.


But I know that will never happen.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 08, 2016 10:36 PM (2TUVm)

75 EC, I assume it is silicone based. There were three other tunes lying along the road so a contractor must have lost them.

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:32 PM (jOi+y)

There is a good chance the tube has instructions on how to clean up dried residue.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 08, 2016 10:36 PM (P/kVC)

76 oh dude, jumping to the bottom only cover 73 posts?


what a rip, last thread you could jump 1000+

Posted by: Jake at July 08, 2016 10:36 PM (WJ13u)

77 IT IS TIME, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, TO ARISE ONCE
AGAIN FROM THE BLACK PIT OF NIHAIALALIGHTH AND REMAKE THE WORLD IN THE
SHAPE OF OUR BLOOD-SOAKED DREAMS.


Posted by: Greg Brady, God of Pain

It was Marsha's fault


Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 08, 2016 10:36 PM (Cz05v)

78 I feel like margot is playing with her hair a lot...

you don't think she's into me - do you?

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2016 10:37 PM (ggrt+)

79 I saw the forecast. Enough to make a northern WI boy melt. I plan on never being more than 3 feet from the ocean, the pool, or a cooler.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 08, 2016 10:37 PM (0RM+L)

80 Burnt toast, nope. And customer service will answer on Monday. Am mainly annoyed.

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:37 PM (jOi+y)

81 >>Is there any candy on this thread?


I've got Twizzlers.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2016 10:37 PM (ggrt+)

82 watched a cute hippy chick slip and fall on a banana peel at a Dead Show in Sam Boyd Stadium in 1995
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2016 10:32 PM (ggrt+)

I thought you would have inserted Bananarama opening for the Dead somewhere in that story.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 10:37 PM (MNgU2)

83 Will Smith!!!

Why does that sound better when Matt Damon comments that way?

Posted by: will smith at July 08, 2016 10:37 PM (P1hwM)

84 Need Horde advice: pulled into driveway and ran over
an unexpected impediment: a tube of outdoor window, door, and siding
sealant. It's on the driveway and two tires. Suggestions to remove it?

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:19 PM (jOi+y)

A quarter pound of C4 should do the trick.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 08, 2016 10:38 PM (WVsWD)

85 Great ONT CDR, thanks!

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 08, 2016 10:38 PM (8HoW9)

86 I cannot name the Russian plane, but IIRC it's one that uses the "ground effect" to fly.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2016 10:38 PM (hVdx9)

87 75
We have seen the banning of longtime commenters lately. eman, blano and
now moomoo. I have said many things here that could have resulted in me
getting justifiably banned.

I would like to see the Right internet come together as coheisivly as the Left.


But I know that will never happen.


Posted by: cm9000 at July 08, 2016 10:36 PM (2TUVm)


We're individualists, they're collectivists.

We all go our own way.

They're the fucking Borg.

That's all there is to it.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 08, 2016 10:38 PM (J+mig)

88 I saw the forecast. Enough to make a northern WI boy melt. I plan on never being more than 3 feet from the ocean, the pool, or a cooler.

Lucky. I'll be headed to NOLA for the week.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:38 PM (oIkQ6)

89 a tube of outdoor window, door, and siding sealant. It's on the driveway and two tires. Suggestions to remove it?

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:19 PM (jOi+y)

...............
power washer?

Posted by: Jake at July 08, 2016 10:38 PM (WJ13u)

90 Saw the movie The Shallows today. Sharks are jerks.

Posted by: Jmel at July 08, 2016 10:38 PM (15vyA)

91 the plane is one of the Caspian Sea Monsters... relies on "ground effect", but i disremember the appropriate term.

now, to read the comments and see who all beat me to it

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2016 10:38 PM (7XWyA)

92 We few, we happy few, we band of brothers....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2016 10:39 PM (EzgxV)

93 >> Suggestions to remove it?


Nothing cleanses like Fire.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2016 10:39 PM (ggrt+)

94 I just remembered candy that tasted like root beer. I loved it.

Posted by: @votermom at July 08, 2016 10:39 PM (7lVbc)

95 See ya.

Posted by: TB3K at July 08, 2016 10:39 PM (McoS+)

96 Funny how things work. He's in heaven and I know that but still. 68 is still too young I don't care what.
Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 10:25 PM (YUgLc)

****

Very sorry Molly. Prayers for him and your family.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 08, 2016 10:39 PM (YLidQ)

97 Burnt toast, nope. And customer service will answer on Monday. Am mainly annoyed.

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:37 PM (jOi+y)

You should be able to get all he product data from the manufacturer's web page.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 08, 2016 10:39 PM (P/kVC)

98 I know that purse. Its Halloween tradition in my hood that all the parents walk around in the street with purses or wagons with coolers. Like a rolling mini bar. The kids run around getting candy while the parents are getting sloshed. On recycling day you can hear all the bottles when they dump them into the truck. Heh.

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 10:39 PM (xVgrA)

99 just remembered candy that tasted like root beer. I loved it.
Posted by: @votermom at July 08, 2016 10:39 PM (7lVbc)

Shaped like a barrel.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 10:40 PM (MNgU2)

100 We have seen the banning of longtime commenters lately. eman, blano and now moomoo.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 08, 2016 10:36 PM (2TUVm)

Moomoo got banned today, too?

Damn. I really like all three of them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2016 10:40 PM (zc3Db)

101 82 Burnt toast, nope. And customer service will answer on Monday. Am mainly annoyed.
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:37 PM (jOi+y)

Try some nail polish remover. The acetone in it should at least tell you whether MEK will work on a larger scale.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2016 10:40 PM (3ZoRf)

102 We all go our own way.

They're the fucking Borg.

That's all there is to it.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party

he said "fucking"

heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh

(doing the Beavis and Butthead impersonation)

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 08, 2016 10:40 PM (Cz05v)

103 Candy? We made peanut brittle. It won't last long.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 08, 2016 10:40 PM (SjFdf)

104 NOLA? Wrong time of year for that.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 08, 2016 10:41 PM (0RM+L)

105 WD - 40 is pretty good at removing gooey stuff.


Try that.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2016 10:41 PM (qUNWi)

106 Fox reporter doing man-on-the-street interviews in Baton Rouge among the riff-raff seems to be under the delusion that he's dealing with rational actors.

Posted by: An Observer at July 08, 2016 10:41 PM (nI38o)

107 County fair is starting in a week or so, what will they deep fry this year?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 08, 2016 10:41 PM (6Ll1u)

108 75 We have seen the banning of longtime commenters lately. eman, blano and now moomoo. I have said many things here that could have resulted in me getting justifiably banned.

I would like to see the Right internet come together as coheisivly as the Left.


But I know that will never happen.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 08, 2016 10:36 PM (2TUVm)

..............

Blano got banned? I will admit I have been otherwise distracted for a few days but jeepers. Thank goodness I only sock and come on the ONT and whine. If this shows up I will know I'm safe to be an idiot for another day

Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 10:41 PM (YUgLc)

109 Yeah, I'm thinking those Don't Rape Me! wristbands are eventually going to be known by the swarthies as a "freshness label".

Since they'll do nothing to stop actual rapes, and the women who wear them while being raped will figure than out and never wear them again....

A wristband will indicate freshness!

Law of unintended consequences.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 08, 2016 10:42 PM (kKHcp)

110 I know about nail polish remover...

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:42 PM (jOi+y)

111 Will try

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:42 PM (jOi+y)

112 90 Saw the movie The Shallows today. Sharks are jerks.


I saw a movie a couple of weeks ago with that actress (don't remember her name). The movie was terrible and she can't act. She is only memorable in that I wanted to have dirty raunchy sex with her, repeatedly.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2016 10:42 PM (0j/jU)

113 I feel like margot is playing with her hair a lot...

you don't think she's into me - do you?

Posted by: garrett


She's staring down the long barrel of a multi-picture contract, not your fuzzy owl set.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2016 10:42 PM (GINyK)

114 I had a caulk tube explosion/disaster in a good caulk gun of mine a few years back. Damn crap got all over it somehow. I remember I tried a bunch of stuff to get it off, including gasoline. I don't remember what worked. I think the gasoline did, but I can't remember.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 10:42 PM (DW+jj)

115 Um, just make sure not to mix all these suggestions together.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2016 10:43 PM (3ZoRf)

116 Yeah, I'm thinking those Don't Rape Me! wristbands are eventually going to be known by the swarthies as a "freshness label".

Since they'll do nothing to stop actual rapes, and the women who wear them while being raped will figure than out and never wear them again....

A wristband will indicate freshness!

Law of unintended consequences.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 08, 2016 10:42 PM (kKHcp)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2016 10:43 PM (zc3Db)

117 The gasoline plus the fire should work well.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:43 PM (7PB/U)

118 Right, sorry. I'll try to moderate the salty language a bit. It's been one of those days.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 08, 2016 10:43 PM (J+mig)

119 Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 10:25 PM (YUgLc)

Molly, I am so sorry for your loss.
Hugs & prayers.

Posted by: @votermom at July 08, 2016 10:43 PM (7lVbc)

120 FB opened up some stuff from a friend, who I'd semi-blocked in 2012.

He was arguing with his Mom and this is what his Mom said about Hillary:

"You guys want to back a corrupt lying bitch be my guest."

Posted by: sexypig at July 08, 2016 10:43 PM (dZQh7)

121 115 Um, just make sure not to mix all these suggestions together.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2016 10:43 PM (3ZoRf)

Heh.

Posted by: CDR M at July 08, 2016 10:44 PM (McoS+)

122 NOLA? Wrong time of year for that.


Work, national sales meeting. At least I get to expense all the food and booze and ogle the hawt marketing chicks.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:44 PM (oIkQ6)

123 The gasoline plus the fire should work well.

Yeah, yeah, FIRE!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 08, 2016 10:44 PM (T/cxb)

124 17 Need Horde advice: pulled into driveway and ran over an unexpected impediment: a tube of outdoor window, door, and siding sealant. It's on the driveway and two tires. Suggestions to remove it?
Posted by: Vendette
-------------

Do Not touch it. Let it set up, then peel/scrape it up in one dried chunk.

Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2016 10:44 PM (qlcTY)

125 WD - 40 is pretty good at removing gooey stuff.

Good call. Goo Gone will work as well. As well as regular old gasoline - as somebody said earlier.

And elbow grease - no matter what you use.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 10:44 PM (fiGNd)

126 Yeah, yeah, FIRE!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 08, 2016 10:44 PM (T/cxb)



Heheheheheh....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:45 PM (7PB/U)

127 **molly**

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:45 PM (jOi+y)

128 'Um, just make sure not to mix all these suggestions together. '

Do you have a way to nuke it from orbit?

Posted by: f'd at July 08, 2016 10:45 PM (BO/km)

129 Dry ice and a jackhammer might work.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 08, 2016 10:45 PM (SjFdf)

130 yay, I'm awake for the ONT!

Can't wait for the Suicide Squad movie. I'm a fan of Gotham City Sirens and love batshit cray Harley.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2016 10:45 PM (jR7Wy)

131 Saw the movie The Shallows today. Sharks are jerks.

Posted by: Jmel


How you like meh now~!

Posted by: Dingie at July 08, 2016 10:45 PM (GINyK)

132 Okay, Moo Moo too based on this:

118 90 So all you NeverTrumpers out there......get ready for 8 more years of this shit.
PS: fuck off
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at July 08, 2016 08:15 PM (0LHZx)

Banned. Based on a lifetime achievement score of consistently being a jerk and stirring up shit.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 08, 2016 08:23 PM (pAlYe)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2016 10:45 PM (P1hwM)

133 The gasoline plus the fire should work well.

Someone say fire?

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:45 PM (oIkQ6)

134 80
Burnt toast, nope. And customer service will answer on Monday. Am mainly annoyed.

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:37 PM (jOi+y)


See if you can find exactly the same stuff on Amazon. In the extended information for it on Amazon, it may have helpful tips for clean-up.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2016 10:46 PM (EzgxV)

135 I'll hoist a mini booze to Hawt marketing chicks Sunday in your honor. Then I'll play with my nieces and nephews.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 08, 2016 10:46 PM (0RM+L)

136 @61 garrett-I responded to you in open thread #968. At least tell me you went to the Dead shows because you were banging a wannabe hippie chick (that was so fashionable in the 90's0 so it was obligatory that you had to go, or were you a Deadhead?

Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2016 10:46 PM (wnwJC)

137 Well men have the fake penis with bladder to hold and sneak bourbon into football games.

Wine purse. Equallity Now!

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 08, 2016 10:46 PM (vXVSV)

138 It was Marsha's fault


Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 08, 2016 10:36 PM (Cz05v)


I AM SUMMONED FROM THE DEEP VOID!

Posted by: Marsha Bradey, Goddess of Harlots and Murderous Women at July 08, 2016 10:46 PM (fC9RO)

139 fuck those don't rape me bracelets, I gave my bride a don't rape me 9mm

you know because , physics

Posted by: Jake at July 08, 2016 10:46 PM (WJ13u)

140 Molly k, I'm really sorry about your dad.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 10:46 PM (0mRoj)

141 Eris!


Yeah, Harley is crazy. Harley is hot.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:47 PM (7PB/U)

142
Do Not touch it. Let it set up, then peel/scrape it up in one dried chunk.
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2016 10:44 PM (qlcTY)

Chi probably has the more adult and more likely to work suggestion. If you have a solvent that dissolves it partially, it could end up spreading it around before it dries and covering a wider area.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2016 10:47 PM (3ZoRf)

143 Vendetta,
Is the silicone at least clear?

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 10:47 PM (xVgrA)

144 Posted by: Marsha Bradey, Goddess of Harlots and Murderous Women

Please, Horde, for the love of all that's holy, please don't summon Cindy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 08, 2016 10:48 PM (T/cxb)

145 The only reason I am not sad at Moo Moo's banning is it was very hard for me not to respond to him sometimes without risking my own banning. I ended up just skipping his posts. That said , I am one of the few who enjoyed the freedom of ad hominem at aos in the past if it was funny, witty or original. As I posted before, I thought Empire of Jeff was the best. But all that was at a time where it didn't derail the thread as much.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 10:48 PM (MNgU2)

146 @140 chuckles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 10:48 PM (voOPb)

147 What did Moo Moo say to get banned? I know he pissed a lot of people off but I kinda enjoyed his comments.

Posted by: keena at July 08, 2016 10:50 PM (RiTnx)

148 146 The only reason I am not sad at Moo Moo's banning is it was very hard for me not to respond to him sometimes without risking my own banning. I ended up just skipping his posts. That said , I am one of the few who enjoyed the freedom of ad hominem at aos in the past if it was funny, witty or original. As I posted before, I thought Empire of Jeff was the best. But all that was at a time where it didn't derail the thread as much.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 10:48 PM (MNgU2)

That is the thing. Too much lately the entire 'discussion' turns into a circular firing squad/auto de fay. Everyone feeds off everyone else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2016 10:50 PM (3ZoRf)

149 133 Okay, Moo Moo too based on this:

118 90 So all you NeverTrumpers out there......get ready for 8 more years of this shit.
PS: fuck off
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at July 08, 2016 08:15 PM (0LHZx)

Banned. Based on a lifetime achievement score of consistently being a jerk and stirring up shit.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 08, 2016 08:23 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2016 10:45 PM (P1hwM)

.............

Oh my. I will type with pinky finger only. Fancy sophisticated like. JK>> he was a jerk but I said I worse than that tonight to my husband-ex-roomate. I may be a bit of a mess so just ignore me.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 10:50 PM (YUgLc)

150 For the caulk, I'd go with the wd 40 suggestion or just plain old vegetable oil. I've always found that for sticky things nothing beats oil. Usually better than solvents.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at July 08, 2016 10:50 PM (AnkaJ)

151 I have an Aussie friend and I love her terms:

Drongo = Idiot
Gobsmacked = Flabbergasted
Capsicum = Bell Pepper
Pissed as a Fart = F*cked up in some way
Pull Your Thumb Out = Get Your Shit Done
Chook = Chicken
Verandah = Porch

And "Shrimp on the Barbie" is bullsh*t.
They call them Prawns.

Yabbies are another story. (It's a crawfish thing)

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 08, 2016 10:51 PM (GdFQh)

152 Hey EC! Going to NOLA in July? Whose genius idea was that?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 10:51 PM (0mRoj)

153 Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 10:25 PM (YUgLc)

My condolences.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2016 10:51 PM (3ZoRf)

154
Fox reporter doing man-on-the-street interviews in Baton Rouge among the riff-raff seems to be under the delusion that he's dealing with rational actors.
Posted by: An Observer at July 08, 2016 10:41 PM (nI38o)
---------------------

Oh kee-rist. Like Paul Ryan trying to call Congress to order while a bunch of walruses are flopping around on the floor croaking We Shall Overcome and Christmas Shoes.

Posted by: iforgot at July 08, 2016 10:51 PM (5o5ek)

155 "81
>>Is there any candy on this thread?





I've got Twizzlers.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2016 10:37 PM (ggrt+)"


Red Twizzlers are the only candy that tempts me any more.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2016 10:52 PM (QHgTq)

156 Is it possible that BLM is a response to the loss of black power? Blacks are as powerful as they've ever been but blacks have to realize that the future of the Democrat party is with Asians and Hispanics, not blacks. Without BLM, wouldn't Clinton be appealing mostly to Hispanics and white independents, figuring that she has blacks wrapped up? And blacks will never tolerate being taken for granted, so these BLM protests are mostly directed at the white, Democrat leadership. The biggest question about BLM is why now and maybe the reason is because black power has nowhere to go but down.

Posted by: bjk at July 08, 2016 10:52 PM (x2rNW)

157 So there's a picture of a European cop demo-ing the Don't Molest bracelet. He's a big guy and he's holding his meaty forearm out and making a fist. There just happens to be a bracelet on the wrist below the fist. See, ladies? Like so.

It's a fricking ace joke. "German cop not raped thanks to Don't Molest bracelet and meaty forearm with fist, but mostly meaty forearm with fist."
----------
Does it say don't molest in Arabic? If not, they might not work.//

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 10:52 PM (xVgrA)

158 Chi probably has the more adult and more likely to work suggestion.

Well sure ... if you want to live in fear all your damn life. You know - like a Euro.

Now go out there, mix equal parts WD-40, gasoline, Goo-Gone, Chlorox, Comet, and a little diesel for spice. Shake it up, light that shit - and get busy on that tire.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 10:52 PM (fiGNd)

159 Linda fell, it's white


OSI quad all season window, door, and siding sealeant

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:52 PM (jOi+y)

160 Oops just saw that. Honestly not the worst I've seen here by a long shot.

Posted by: keena at July 08, 2016 10:52 PM (RiTnx)

161 Aussie slang with Margot.
Oh yeah......

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2016 10:53 PM (08Znv)

162 Brekkie and a grind is a favorite Aussie slang term.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 08, 2016 10:53 PM (SjFdf)

163 that is one happy mutt in the top pic

Posted by: Jake at July 08, 2016 10:53 PM (WJ13u)

164 Molly k, count me among those offering heartfelt condolences. Way too young. Prayers.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 08, 2016 10:53 PM (vhW1R)

165 Didn't Greg Brady steal a bunch of cocaine from Marcia Brady?

Or is it Marsha?


Gene Roddenberry believed in a beautiful future, without Christians.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 08, 2016 10:53 PM (1ijHg)

166 I've got Twizzlers.
Posted by: garrett

Red Vines!

Posted by: mpfs at July 08, 2016 10:53 PM (pIPRb)

167 Thank you all for your well wishes and condolences. I just had a half an hour of not thinking. I love this place.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 10:54 PM (YUgLc)

168 I spoke with Blano today and he wanted me to give everyone his regards.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 10:54 PM (9ym/8)

169 Does it say don't molest in Arabic? If not, they might not work.//

Should say, "I'm armed and will shoot."

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 08, 2016 10:54 PM (T/cxb)

170 That bracelet thing is so mind-bogglingly idiotic. How about this: STOP ALLOWING WHOLESALE INVASION BY RAPISTS FROM THIRD-WORLD SHITHOLES, YOU IMBECILES!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 10:54 PM (0mRoj)

171 Back in the day, I used gasoline as a solvent a lot. Nothing would beat it for dissolving oil and grease. Some of the tractors and equipment had old cartridge oil filters, the kind with the bolt through a metal can with a replaceable cartridge inside. It was a big mess, and gasoline would clean it right up.

One time I remember we were rebuilding something, I think it was some gearbox, and I spent a lot of time with my hands in gasoline. A lot of time.

That shit will pull all the oils out of your skin quickly. And boy will it hurt when your skin is de-oiled down to the bone. I mean burning and just terrible. My mother said, here idiot, use some of my Neutrogena hand cream/lotion.

That stuff did the trick.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 10:55 PM (DW+jj)

172 I'll miss Moo Moo but I always did reply to almost every post of his with "shut up moo moo"

He was like a comfortable old shoe that didn't actually fit and was dirty and the sole was coming off.

Idk what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 08, 2016 10:55 PM (8HoW9)

173 Does it say don't molest in Arabic? If not, they might not work.//

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 10:52 PM (xVgrA)


It wouldn't matter, anyway. Arabs are about the most illiterate group on Earth, which is no mean feat.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2016 10:55 PM (zc3Db)

174 Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn, Karen Gillam as Poison Ivy?

A movie? Well, I mean I will be filming...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 10:55 PM (fC9RO)

175 S'up Blano.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2016 10:55 PM (qUNWi)

176 Ace has laid out a simple rule before: "Don't be an asshole".

He's been waaaaay more accommodating than any and every other political blog out there. Apparently he's reached his limit. Tread lightly Morons. His house, his rules. No appeals.

I'd miss quite a few of you, so don't get banned.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:55 PM (7PB/U)

177 Here's the whole quote:

"My dear, and I love you dearly as you know. BUT your political ideas are all muddled just like your friends. No offense, but closing your eyes and sticking your heads in the sand will not make vanish the truth. I am not going to discuss with you about the past officials, since they are not running for the office at the present time. You guys want to back a corrupt lying bitch be my guest. Everyone knows what she is, and if elected, which will be by corruption and cheating, then I am sorry for what she will do to our country. Subject closed. back up buckaroo.
"

Posted by: sexypig at July 08, 2016 10:55 PM (dZQh7)

178 Red Vines!
Posted by: mpfs at July 08, 2016 10:53 PM (pIPRb)

I second this! I like those over Twizzlers.

Posted by: CDR M at July 08, 2016 10:55 PM (McoS+)

179 Hey EC! Going to NOLA in July? Whose genius idea was that?

Marketing team plans all the meetings.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:55 PM (oIkQ6)

180 167 I've got Twizzlers.
Posted by: garrett

Red Vines!
Posted by: mpfs at July 08, 2016 10:53 PM (pIPRb)


Mr. Pibb and Red Vines are crazy delicious!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 10:55 PM (0mRoj)

181 Oops just saw that. Honestly not the worst I've seen here by a long shot.
Posted by: keena at July 08, 2016 10:52 PM (RiTnx)

Agree but considering that he totally ignored an entire post by ace that specifically stated that from here on out its zero tolerance , I'd have to assume it was suicide by blogger.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 10:56 PM (MNgU2)

182 I'll miss Moo Moo but I always did reply to almost every post of his with "shut up moo moo"

Whenever I see jwest I always want to ask him to gold-plate something.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 10:56 PM (fiGNd)

183
Does it say don't molest in Arabic? If not, they might not work.//
Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 10:52 PM (xVgrA)
---------------------

I just looked and omg -- they say "Reset" instead of "Molest."

Posted by: iforgot at July 08, 2016 10:56 PM (5o5ek)

184 Molly k, I'm very sorry to hear....and it is way too young.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2016 10:56 PM (EzgxV)

185 175 Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn, Karen Gillam as Poison Ivy?

A movie? Well, I mean I will be filming...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 10:55 PM (fC9RO)


*chokes on cheap booze*

*applauds*

Well done sir. Excellent idea.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:56 PM (7PB/U)

186 Insomniac,
I've never tried that combo.

Posted by: mpfs at July 08, 2016 10:57 PM (pIPRb)

187 Apropos of absolutely nothing....if 'Nilla wafers get any smaller, they'll be like cookie mm's.



Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2016 10:57 PM (Enq6K)

188 180 Hey EC! Going to NOLA in July? Whose genius idea was that?

Marketing team plans all the meetings.
Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:55 PM (oIkQ6)

Figures. For that they should spend a night in the box.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 10:57 PM (0mRoj)

189 Hi, Blano. [waves] You too, Moo. (Hey! That rhymes.)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2016 10:57 PM (P1hwM)

190 Hey EC! Going to NOLA in July? Whose genius idea was that?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 10:51 PM (0mRoj)

*****

I used to spend 3 weeks a year there in July doing the audio visual work for Computer Associates "CA World" user group meeting. God, that sucked.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 08, 2016 10:57 PM (YLidQ)

191 I was no fan of Moo Moo, but even he found an acorn once in a while.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2016 10:57 PM (hVdx9)

192 156 "81
>>Is there any candy on this thread?





I've got Twizzlers.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2016 10:37 PM (ggrt+)"


Red Twizzlers are the only candy that tempts me any more.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2016 10:52 PM (QHgTq)

.................

I haven't eaten candy in over 10 years but all of a sudden I have a hankering for a frozen Reese's peanut butter cup.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 10:57 PM (YUgLc)

193 My dog was featured in the pet thread last weekend. I felt vindicated, exhilarated, grateful.

But it was the holiday weekend and the thread got stomped at ~120 comments and nobody even mentioned him.

LOOK AT THIS POOCH, you know? TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD LOOKING HE IS.

I love that dog.

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 08, 2016 10:57 PM (8HoW9)

194 A movie? Well, I mean I will be filming...

"Ok ladies, here's a bottle baby oil. You just go where your imagination takes you...aaaaaand ACTION!"

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:58 PM (oIkQ6)

195 "140
fuck those don't rape me bracelets, I gave my bride a don't rape me 9mm



you know because , physics

Posted by: Jake at July 08, 2016 10:46 PM (WJ13u)"


I know a woman who was raped and she now has a 9mm. I seriously doubt that something like that is going to happen to her again. I have absolutely no doubt that she will pull the trigger.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2016 10:58 PM (QHgTq)

196 I'll admit it, looking forward to the Baywatch remake.

Duane Johnson picked some real hotties

Posted by: Jake at July 08, 2016 10:58 PM (WJ13u)

197 ScoggDog,
That recipe made me laugh.

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 10:58 PM (xVgrA)

198 It's a wonder I didn't win a Darwin award. One of those times I was using gasoline as a solvent, I left the 5 gallon bucket sitting out in the open out in the shop. Forgot about it. Then went to welding.

Now, by some divine providence, I remembered it while going wide open making a shower of sparks flying in all directions. Oh shit, I thought, and stopped. That open can was in the hit zone of the shower of sparks, but somehow had not ignited.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 10:58 PM (DW+jj)

199 Banned. Based on a lifetime achievement score of consistently being a jerk and stirring up shit.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 08, 2016 08:23 PM (pAlYe)


And Blano's banned for one, not well thought out remark, motivated by this crappy week, for which he later apologized.


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt...the anagram is going r&r at July 08, 2016 10:58 PM (lrKc+)

200 Posted by: mpfs at July 08, 2016 10:57 PM (pIPRb)

It's from an Andy Samberg bit on SNL.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 10:58 PM (0mRoj)

201 "Ok ladies, here's a bottle baby oil. You just go where your imagination takes you...aaaaaand ACTION!"
Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 10:58 PM (oIkQ6)


Let me put on the leather bat-thong and the cape.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 10:59 PM (fC9RO)

202 Bob's yer uncle

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2016 10:59 PM (IqV8l)

203 Need Horde advice: pulled into driveway and ran over an unexpected
impediment: a tube of outdoor window, door, and siding sealant. It's on
the driveway and two tires. Suggestions to remove it?
---
it should peel off the driveway when it hardens.

as for the tires, same thing, or just drive it off.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2016 10:59 PM (7XWyA)

204 Molly k.

Sorry for you loss. My dad died at 64. It's been 20 years and not a day goes by where I don't think of him. I miss him terribly.

Posted by: mpfs at July 08, 2016 10:59 PM (pIPRb)

205 192 I was no fan of Moo Moo, but even he found an acorn once in a while.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2016 10:57 PM (hVdx9)

How about this: we have a webpage for all of the banned, but beloved people and we put epitaphs under each name. Moo's can be "Even he could find a nut sometimes. Sometimes."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2016 10:59 PM (3ZoRf)

206 If the caulking is polyurethane, you're gonna need a couple gallons of Tolulene or Xylene to get it to turn loose.

And a couple of putty knives and stainless, paint-brush cleaning wire brushes.

And lots of elbow grease.

And lots of cussing.

Silicone resists most solvents, but industrial quantities of Denatured Alcohol will do the trick.

And/or blast-freezing it, then using a chisel to break it free of the concrete below.

I put myself through night classes police academy, by doing professional, high-rise caulking and waterproofing.

Probably had rappelled off of every tall building in San Antonio, except for the Hemisfair Needle, by oh, '86 or so.

Used to get Tolulene in the 55 gal barrels, and use it like dishwater to clean up with.

Wasn't till after I'd got out of heavy construction that they published the info that the shit would fvck yer liver.

So, no more Tolulene or Xylne for me. I'm just sticking to bourbon, instead.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2016 11:00 PM (v5iqM)

207 Let me put on the leather bat-thong and the cape.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 10:59 PM (fC9RO)



....annnnnnnddddd there's an image I'll never get out of my head.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 11:00 PM (7PB/U)

208 Was Moo Moo actually Moo Moo? I wondered if he was just a composite entity, like Ms. Cloggenstein. I always pictured him in a weskit made of railroad stock certificates, tossing nickels and cigar butts at street arabs before flying off in his brass-plated and bejeweled airframe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2016 11:01 PM (jR7Wy)

209 I used to spend 3 weeks a year there in July doing the audio visual work for Computer Associates "CA World" user group meeting. God, that sucked.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 08, 2016 10:57 PM (YLidQ)

They probably had to pour your melted body into a bucket to send you back home.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:01 PM (0mRoj)

210 Don't put it in your purse put it in a holster.

Posted by: Commissioner Frank Reagan at July 08, 2016 11:02 PM (lrKc+)

211 I know a woman who was raped and she now has a 9mm. I seriously doubt
that something like that is going to happen to her again. I have
absolutely no doubt that she will pull the trigger.
---
AFAIK, my wife has never been raped, and she has a variety of firearms to make the event unlikely in the future, despite #Failifornia's ridiculous gun laws.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2016 11:02 PM (7XWyA)

212 I'd be happy to sign a 'bring back Moo' petition despite that I think him infinitely stupid.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (GINyK)

213 I didn't know about Moo Moo. Another bloody day.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (9ym/8)

214 BC,
Have you ever been to St. George island, FL?

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (xVgrA)

215 ....annnnnnnddddd there's an image I'll never get out of my head.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 11:00 PM (7PB/U)


Drink more until the pain goes away.

Nananananananana...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (fC9RO)

216 175 Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn, Karen Gillam as Poison Ivy?

A movie? Well, I mean I will be filming...



Will they be clothed? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (0j/jU)

217 And Blano's banned for one, not well thought out remark, motivated by this crappy week, for which he later apologized.


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt...the anagram is going r&r at July 08, 2016 10:58 PM (lrKc+)


................
This is funny in a not funny way. There are so many people who comment on here and after awhile you get use to seeing names. His was one that I never found offensive. I missed what he said however so I can't comment anymore on that. I will miss him. Same as Chemjeff who left on his own accord I think. He was just a messed up soul who needed help but I liked him.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (YUgLc)

218 I don't want to seem like a one upper but my dad died at 56 . My age now. I will always remember him as a young guy. I just always wished he stuck around so I could try and pay him back for everything he did for me.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (MNgU2)

219 So I guess I missed some bannings today.
Aww, man, Blano got it??





Posted by: L, Elle at July 08, 2016 11:04 PM (6IPEM)

220 Is this the part of Moo Moo's funeral where he falls through the ceiling? Do you think he's enjoying his obituaries?

Will he barge in and start playing mariachi music and pontificating volubly and condescendingly under the nom de plume "Seņor Mu Mu"?

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 08, 2016 11:04 PM (8HoW9)

221 if 'Nilla wafers get any smaller, they'll be like cookie mm's.
---
that's how the pretend the cost of food isn't rising.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2016 11:04 PM (7XWyA)

222 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 11:00 PM (7PB/U)



Won't you stay??????

Posted by: kylie minouge at July 08, 2016 11:05 PM (jOi+y)

223 Hmm. Well, that description of the (non-electronic) turn signal blinker isn't exactly correct.

It is not a bi-metal switch. At least not the ones that I have looked at. Nor is the one in his diagram.

What I have seen is a stressed diaphragm which is held deformed by a metal strip, when cold. When the strip is heated by current passing through it, the strip expands, allowing the diaphragm to *snap* to it's formed shape, and open a contact.

All of this is to say that it is not reliant upon a bi-metal construction, per se, merely on the spring constant of the diaphragm material, and the coefficient of thermal expansion of the tension band.

Of course, he is on the interwebz, and I am not, so... what he says must be true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2016 11:05 PM (oFSUK)

224 215 BC,
Have you ever been to St. George island, FL?

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (xVgrA)



I have not.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 11:05 PM (7PB/U)

225 I'd be happy to sign a 'bring back Moo' petition despite that I think him infinitely stupid.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (GINyK)

Seconded in full

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 08, 2016 11:05 PM (8HoW9)

226 Drink more until the pain goes away.

Nananananananana...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (fC9RO)



I'm trying dammit

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 11:06 PM (7PB/U)

227 if 'Nilla wafers get any smaller, they'll be like cookie mm's.
---
that's how the pretend the cost of food isn't rising.


Posted by: redc1c4
****

Pringles are damned near translucent. F*ckers.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2016 11:06 PM (hVdx9)

228 Molly K., my condolences. It's so hard to lose a parent, no matter what your relationship with them was like.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at July 08, 2016 11:06 PM (P8951)

229 220 So I guess I missed some bannings today.
Aww, man, Blano got it??





Posted by: L, Elle at July 08, 2016 11:04 PM (6IPEM)

Yep. Blano and Moo Moo got the hook today.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:06 PM (0mRoj)

230 Apparently there's a lot of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy lesbian comic book action.

Hmmmmm...

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 11:06 PM (oIkQ6)

231 Yeah, that's one of their many inflation hiding tricks. Cookies are getting smaller. Toilet paper and paper towels are not as much. Bigger hole and getting narrower.

There was an old roll of toilet paper somewhere I ran across and I compared it directly. The difference was unbelievable. They do this crap slowly.

And the Bureau of Lies and Statistics never notices. All those Ph.D.s in statistics, and they don't notice a thing.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (DW+jj)

232 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at July 08, 2016 11:06 PM (P8951)

Donna, you doing better today?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (0mRoj)

233 They probably had to pour your melted body into a bucket to send you back home.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:01 PM (0mRoj)

****

Pretty much. The thing that sucked is by contract, the NO Convention Center didn't have to turn on the air until 2 days prior to the show opening.

So, 14 days in scorching air installing electronics until the temp was eleventy!! in the halls.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (YLidQ)

234 "Probably had rappelled off of every tall building in San Antonio, except for the Hemisfair Needle, by oh, '86 or so. "



Just the though of that almost makes my heart stop. I hate heights.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (9ym/8)

235 What exactly did Blano say?

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (oIkQ6)

236 Ok BC. We're going at the end of the month and was just wondering if anyone had been there before and had some opinions. Thought of you since you're in FL.

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (xVgrA)

237 231 Apparently there's a lot of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy lesbian comic book action.

Hmmmmm...
Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 11:06 PM (oIkQ6)

Rule 34

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (0mRoj)

238 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2016 11:01 PM (jR7Wy)

garrett quipped about Moo Moo's miniature giraffes. Heh.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (MNgU2)

239 I'm ready to be done drinking. Diminishing returns and a much longer recovery time.

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (8HoW9)

240 Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (xVgrA)


Sorry. I actually haven't spent much time at all over in the panhandle.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 11:08 PM (7PB/U)

241 197 I'll admit it, looking forward to the Baywatch remake.

Duane Johnson picked some real hotties
Posted by: Jake



Alexandra Daddario is in it. I'm almost tempted to watch it. Almost. I likey some Alexandra Daddario!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2016 11:08 PM (0j/jU)

242 What exactly did Blano say?
Posted by: EC at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (oIkQ6)

There's a thread about it from earlier today.

As for what moo moo said.

Fuck off

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 08, 2016 11:08 PM (8HoW9)

243 I'm trying dammit
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 11:06 PM (7PB/U)


Try harder, boy wonder.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 11:08 PM (fC9RO)

244 Remember what Maet said in his post earlier, they are in a non-escapeable time out. He did not rule out the idea that they could come back someday.

At least that was the way I read it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2016 11:09 PM (3ZoRf)

245 >>>> Yep. Blano and Moo Moo got the hook today.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:06 PM
----
Man, I thought Moo had immuntity. He seemed immortal.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 08, 2016 11:09 PM (6IPEM)

246 So, 14 days in scorching air installing electronics until the temp was eleventy!! in the halls.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (YLidQ)


Damn. I'm amazed you weren't passing out every five minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj)

247 Methyl Ethyl Ketone. It'll get that shit off your tires.

And ... the paint off your fenders. And your tires off the rims given enough scrubbing. Your fingerprints are going to take a beating. Don't even get me started on your liver and kidneys.

Might want to try the WD-40/GooGone/Chlorox/Comet/Gasoline/Diesel mix first.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 11:09 PM (fiGNd)

248 The biggest question about BLM is why now and maybe the reason is because black power has nowhere to go but down.
Posted by: bjk at July 08, 2016 10:52 PM (x2rNW)

Seems to me that having one of your own on the Supreme Court of the USA is a lot of power, but YMMV.

I'm pretty sure it is all about unrest and wanting something for nothing. Shit stirred by the usual suspects, none of whom are black or disadvantaged in any way.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2016 11:09 PM (+YMhA)

249
God dang the ONT. This is why every Sunday on the book thread I post "I'm about to start Oleg Khlevniuk's biography of Stalin."

Posted by: iforgot at July 08, 2016 11:09 PM (5o5ek)

250 "Pringles are damned near translucent. F*ckers."



And with a regular bag of tater chips half the damn thing is filled with air.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:09 PM (9ym/8)

251 Eris, you literate savage, I laughed aloud at the image of a stock certificate weskit

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 08, 2016 11:10 PM (8HoW9)

252 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (MNgU2)


My condolences.


My folks are 71 and 67 respectively and I don't want to think it's true

Posted by: kylie minouge at July 08, 2016 11:10 PM (jOi+y)

253 The ultimate "never stick your dick in crazy". That's Harley.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:27 PM (7PB/U)

Does that rule still apply when the dick in question is also crazy, i.e., The Joker?

Posted by: josephistan at July 08, 2016 11:10 PM (7qAYi)

254 BCochran, here's my list of recommended EU books.

Heir to The Empire Trilogy

X-Wing Novels 1-8 (1-7 occur before Heir, 8 occurs at the conclusion of The Last Command)

Jedi Academy Trilogy - Kevin Anderson Kind of weak but gives a lot of other info.

I, Jedi - Michael Stackpole

X-Wing Starfighters of Adumar - Aaron Allston

Spectre of the Past, Vision of the Future, Survivor's Quest - Timothy Zahn

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2016 11:11 PM (bMG0w)

255 Drink more until the pain goes away.

Nananananananana...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (fC9RO)


I'm trying dammit

Posted by: BCochran1981
****
There is an alternative:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/7zv8vwy

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2016 11:11 PM (hVdx9)

256 Sock removed

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 11:11 PM (jOi+y)

257 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (DW+jj)

And lots of coffees are sold in 12oz bags, not pounds. Ice cream containers have shrunk incredibly/

And the one thing that got bigger - Big Gulp 64 oz drinks - they banned!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2016 11:11 PM (zc3Db)

258 "157
Is it possible that BLM is a response to the loss of black power? Blacks
are as powerful as they've ever been but blacks have to realize that
the future of the Democrat party is with Asians and Hispanics, not
blacks. Without BLM, wouldn't Clinton be appealing mostly to Hispanics
and white independents, figuring that she has blacks wrapped up? And
blacks will never tolerate being taken for granted, so these BLM
protests are mostly directed at the white, Democrat leadership. The
biggest question about BLM is why now and maybe the reason is because
black power has nowhere to go but down.

Posted by: bjk at July 08, 2016 10:52 PM (x2rNW)"


I think you are assuming that BLM is a spontaneous political movement. I believe that it is a get out the vote operation by the Democratic Party who's purpose is to boost black voter turn out in November by inciting racial hate and fear. The riots and killings are an unfortunate side effect of the heightened emotions that are being ginned up to get black voters to the polls but the Democrats are willing to accept this destruction and death because they are so absolutely convinced of the rightness of their cause.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2016 11:11 PM (QHgTq)

259 I have cousins in Sweden,
I get a sad thinking how the koranimals are raping their way through the country, from north to south

Europe is done or going to war.

Posted by: Jake at July 08, 2016 11:11 PM (WJ13u)

260 I also don't think ace's eye sitch is improving his morale much either.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2016 11:11 PM (qUNWi)

261 Alexandra Daddario is in it. I'm almost tempted to watch it. Almost. I likey some Alexandra Daddario!
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2016 11:08 PM (0j/jU)

The only reason I watched San Andreas.

Posted by: CDR M at July 08, 2016 11:11 PM (McoS+)

262 Not that I would know anything about this, but there is a porn parody of Ghostbusters, with the all female cast coming out. They'll have a lot of fun with that, I imagine. I think the title may be "Nutbusters".

I wouldn't ever watch anything like that, and I mention it just as commentary on how bad, bad, the world is becoming and denounce all the filth and evildoers.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 11:12 PM (DW+jj)

263 Anyone win the Mega?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 11:12 PM (MNgU2)

264 L, Elle is the best of all of you. Yes, better than you. And especially better than YOU.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 08, 2016 11:12 PM (AroJD)

265 229 Molly K., my condolences. It's so hard to lose a parent, no matter what your relationship with them was like.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at July 08, 2016 11:06 PM (P8951)

.............

Thank you ( and not to ignore all the others I promise but this one caught my eye) Thank God I made peace with him over Fathers day. I'm the toughest nut you could try to crack but I cried today, How are you? I really hope good.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 11:12 PM (YUgLc)

266 (x6Tq2)

Don't know who pissed on your cornflakes this morning, but I guarandamntee you that someone here will enjoy making you relive that moment.

IOW, STFU.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2016 11:12 PM (+YMhA)

267 The ultimate "never stick your dick in crazy". That's Harley.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:27 PM (7PB/U)

Does that rule still apply when the dick in question is also crazy, i.e., The Joker?

Posted by: josephistan
****

Does crazy + crazy = sane?

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2016 11:13 PM (hVdx9)

268 253 "Pringles are damned near translucent. F*ckers."



And with a regular bag of tater chips half the damn thing is filled with air.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:09 PM (9ym/

Nitrogen, strictly speaking, but yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:13 PM (0mRoj)

269 blano, Moo Moo, n Eman sounds like a law firm or...


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt...the anagram is going r&r at July 08, 2016 11:13 PM (lrKc+)

270 I wouldn't ever watch anything like that, and I mention it just as commentary on how bad, bad, the world is becoming and denounce all the filth and evildoers.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 11:12 PM (DW+jj)

Of course, of course. Know who's in it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2016 11:13 PM (3ZoRf)

271 Thanks buzzion

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 11:13 PM (7PB/U)

272 256 The ultimate "never stick your dick in crazy". That's Harley.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:27 PM (7PB/U)

Does that rule still apply when the dick in question is also crazy, i.e., The Joker?
Posted by: josephistan at July 08, 2016 11:10 PM (7qAYi)
----
Do they cancel each other out or create harmonics of crazy?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2016 11:13 PM (jR7Wy)

273 Just saw this from the previous thread . . .

455 I have a crack on the edge of my heel. It really hurts. I had to use a hand mirror to see it.
Did I mention it hurts?
I put this stuff called NuSkin on it that is like super glue for flesh. It takes several coats to cover it.
Posted by: ALH at July 08, 2016 09:08 PM (Z56vq)

Honey!
Had the same thing on my thumb, and it wouldn't heal for weeks. Found a recommendation online - put honey and bandaid on it at bedtime, re-do it in the morning. Two days later it was healed. Bonus - the sticky honey keeps the bandaid in place.
I've used it several times since then and recommended it to friends. Sounds strange but it really works.

Posted by: NavyMom at July 08, 2016 11:13 PM (Oelm8)

274 229 Posted by: DonnaV. (Brandishing ampersands) at July 08, 2016 11:06 PM (P8951)



Good to see you and your ampersands made the ONT tonight!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2016 11:13 PM (EzgxV)

275 254 The ultimate "never stick your dick in crazy". That's Harley.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 10:27 PM (7PB/U)

Does that rule still apply when the dick in question is also crazy, i.e., The Joker?
Posted by: josephistan at July 08, 2016 11:10 PM (7qAYi)

Not just crazy, but WAAAAAY crazier than Harley.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:14 PM (0mRoj)

276 "And especially better than YOU."



Thanks, I like you too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:14 PM (9ym/8)

277 Ok BC. We're going at the end of the month and was just wondering if anyone had been there before and had some opinions. Thought of you since you're in FL.
Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (xVgrA)

****

I rented a house there every Summer for about 5 years. Always on the East end of the island, on the beach. Massive housing complex there. West end has whatever commerce in tourism the island does. Usually went back to the mainland to do things like deep sea fishing.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 08, 2016 11:14 PM (YLidQ)

278 A post that starts and ends with dog (not counting the banana peel) must be good. Says so in the rulebook.

So, howdy, those left to be howdied.

Posted by: mindful webworker - howdier at July 08, 2016 11:15 PM (5a8XA)

279 222
if 'Nilla wafers get any smaller, they'll be like cookie mm's.
---
that's how the pretend the cost of food isn't rising.


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2016 11:04 PM (7XWyA)

I don't usually eat these but I was having a sweet attack and had a box of them in the pantry for a dessert I make.
Good grief....ridiculous. They're barely the size of a quarter.

Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Enq6K)

280 Molly K, I am so sorry for your loss. My father made a similar choice in 2015. Prayers for you and him.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2016 11:15 PM (hVdx9)

281 Hey everybody, again.

Margot Robbie is hot, and was great in "The Wolf of Wall Street." There's a great scene in there where she's telling her husband (played by Leo DiCaprio) how bad she's gonna blue-ball him from that point forward.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2016 11:15 PM (q7T0y)

282 I don't want to seem like a one upper but my dad died at 56.

My dad died when he was only 51 (WWII vet, sudden heart attack). I agree with Molly k, 68 is too young for a dad to leave his family. I'm not far from that now-- hard to believe I've outlived my dad by 16 years.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 08, 2016 11:15 PM (3C9q2)

283 Honey!

I'd have read past this but then I thought, "It's none of my beeswax."

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 08, 2016 11:15 PM (T/cxb)

284 I had no idea chemjeff was gone. I can't even lurk worth a shit. Hi, chemjeff, if you're there!

*sniff*

Posted by: Kalneva at July 08, 2016 11:16 PM (vhW1R)

285 265 L, Elle is the best of all of you. Yes, better than you. And especially better than YOU.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 08, 2016 11:12 PM

Aw, come on, man. I have enough confidence issues as it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:16 PM (0mRoj)

286 270 blano, Moo Moo, n Eman sounds like a law firm or...


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt...the anagram is going r&r at July 08, 2016 11:13 PM (lrKc+)

...............

Even Hillary could hire them and get off....

Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 11:16 PM (YUgLc)

287
I'm pretty sure it is all about unrest and wanting something for nothing. Shit stirred by the usual suspects, none of whom are black or disadvantaged in any way.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2016 11:09 PM (+YMhA)
--------------------

Racial grievance artists need to change up their material every now and then lest guilt-ridden white liberals get wise to them and start feeling guilty about illegal aliens.

Posted by: iforgot at July 08, 2016 11:16 PM (5o5ek)

288 262:
The only reason I watched San Andreas.
Posted by: CDR M



She has such stunning blue eyes, you almost forget her amazing rack.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2016 11:16 PM (0j/jU)

289 Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2016 11:12 PM (+YMhA)

Do not quote please. I'm in the process of vaporizing it.

Posted by: TB3K at July 08, 2016 11:16 PM (McoS+)

290 272 Thanks buzzion

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2016 11:13 PM (7PB/U)



I even condensed it. I considered saying "Here Ya go: http://tinypic.com/r/t8xicn/9 "

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2016 11:17 PM (bMG0w)

291 Anyone win the Mega?


Not one number.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt...the anagram is going r&r at July 08, 2016 11:17 PM (lrKc+)

292
Even Hillary could hire them and get off....
Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 11:16 PM


She uses the firm of Obama, Lynch and Comey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2016 11:17 PM (IqV8l)

293 The ultimate "never stick your dick in crazy".

I hear this ... constantly. What great advice.

Except it's never followed up with what, exactly, I'm supposed to stick my dick into ? A sane goat ? Level-headed knot-hole ? Warm melon, lovingly bored with a nurturing spade-bit, that enjoys a mutually-satisfactory relationship while pursuing self improvement as a fully-actualized leader of the citrus community ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 11:18 PM (fiGNd)

294 Big Fan of Aussie Films. The Underbelly series is amazing works of art.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 08, 2016 11:18 PM (vXVSV)

295 283 I don't want to seem like a one upper but my dad died at 56.

My dad died when he was only 51 (WWII vet, sudden heart attack). I agree with Molly k, 68 is too young for a dad to leave his family. I'm not far from that now-- hard to believe I've outlived my dad by 16 years.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 08, 2016 11:15 PM (3C9q2)

.............

At 18 I thought 30 was old. At 20 I thought 40 was old. I'm now closer to 50 than 40 so 68 really isn't that old.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 11:18 PM (YUgLc)

296 Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2016 11:12 PM (+YMhA)


It's MUMR. Don't bother.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2016 11:19 PM (EzgxV)

297 232 Yeah, that's one of their many inflation hiding tricks. Cookies are getting smaller. Toilet paper and paper towels are not as much. Bigger hole and getting narrower.

There was an old roll of toilet paper somewhere I ran across and I compared it directly. The difference was unbelievable. They do this crap slowly.

And the Bureau of Lies and Statistics never notices. All those Ph.D.s in statistics, and they don't notice a thing.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 11:07 PM (DW+jj)

From a 3# coffee can to a ficking 24 oz can, thanks folgers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:19 PM (voOPb)

298 I wonder. Does the bomb-toting robot operator go now and carve a notch into the controller joystick?

Requisite, pro-forma self-denouncement, of course.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2016 11:19 PM (v5iqM)

299 Do not quote please. I'm in the process of vaporizing it.
Posted by: TB3K at July 08, 2016 11:16 PM (McoS+)

Many thinks, oh benevolent blaster!

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2016 11:19 PM (+YMhA)

300 "Even Hillary could hire them and get off...."



Haven't they been through enough already?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:19 PM (9ym/8)

301 Hi all. What a fucked up week.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2016 11:19 PM (w+Jhj)

302 Honey!
Had the same thing on my thumb, and it wouldn't heal for weeks. Found a recommendation online - put honey and bandaid on it at bedtime, re-do it in the morning. Two days later it was healed. Bonus - the sticky honey keeps the bandaid in place.
I've used it several times since then and recommended it to friends. Sounds strange but it really works.
Posted by: NavyMom at July 08, 2016 11:13 PM (Oelm

The ancient Greeks knew what they were about. Except with the child rape.

I've never actually tried it though. Thanks for the recommendation!

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 08, 2016 11:20 PM (8HoW9)

303 (d2fbW)

.................

Did your dad die today too? you seem a bit unsettled.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 11:20 PM (YUgLc)

304 Hillary doesn't need a lawyer because the Feds aren't going to do a got-damn thing to her.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:20 PM (0mRoj)

305 OK buddy, you've got three minutes or we're sending in the robot.


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt...the anagram is going r&r at July 08, 2016 11:20 PM (lrKc+)

306 Warm melon, lovingly bored with a nurturing spade-bit, that enjoys a mutually-satisfactory relationship while pursuing self improvement as a fully-actualized leader of the citrus community ?
Posted by: ScoggDog


*looking up man-and-fruit connections on eHarmony*

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2016 11:20 PM (q7T0y)

307 299 I wonder. Does the bomb-toting robot operator go now and carve a notch into the controller joystick?

Requisite, pro-forma self-denouncement, of course.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2016 11:19 PM (v5iqM)

I would say rename the robot after each time. This is Johnny VII!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2016 11:20 PM (3ZoRf)

308 It puts the honey on its skin.....

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2016 11:21 PM (qUNWi)

309 MWNP,
Thanks. We're going camping at the state park there. I hear that there is not much except peace and quiet. I'm wondering about how nice the beaches are and how clear the water is.

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:21 PM (xVgrA)

310 Honey is a natural antibiotic. That's why honey 'never' goes bad.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 11:21 PM (MNgU2)

311 CDR M ,
I watched San Andreas for Duane Johnson.
If they had put him in Navy whites I would have passed out.

Posted by: mpfs at July 08, 2016 11:21 PM (pIPRb)

312 Ray-Ban!

Posted by: Foster Grant at July 08, 2016 10:15 PM (5o5ek)

Ray got banned?? What did he do?

Posted by: Mimzey at July 08, 2016 11:21 PM (aRUb8)

313 If anyone's interested in watching my first collection of dashcam videos, it's here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K_2_bvVrYk

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2016 11:22 PM (w+Jhj)

314 Everyone has a different perspective on the world. I realize this.

But from where I sit, there exists a constituency that won't get jobs, will never learn English, always expect everything for free, and do whatever they can to keep me from expressing my views on smart military blogs.

And I support them! I pay for their food, their health care - everything!

But I don't mind too much. My kitties are cute.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 08, 2016 11:22 PM (PwO/2)

315 I'm wondering about how nice the beaches are

They get friendlier if you flip them a twenty ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 11:22 PM (fiGNd)

316 From a 3# coffee can to a ficking 24 oz can, thanks folgers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
--------------------
Have you noticed that when you grab ground beef these days, it's not even packaged as a full pound anymore?
And most other meats are pumped full of water.

Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2016 11:23 PM (qlcTY)

317 266---Thank God I made peace with him over Fathers Day.
Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 11:12 PM
----------------------------
That sentence brings me joy.
{{Molly k}}

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 08, 2016 11:23 PM (T/5A0)

318 I finally pulled the plug with mucho gusto on that cesspool that is Facebook. Should have done it quite a while back. I was gobsmacked to see more than a few "progressives" trying to "rationalize" what happened in Dallas yesterday. Disgusting and maddening beyond words.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 08, 2016 11:23 PM (Tyii7)

319
Oh yeah, but in terms of electoral goals, I think BLM is about getting the Guilt-Ridden White vote, not the Black vote. Something tells me that idiots like my upper-middle-class female acquaintance A***** are more likely to put on their cross-trainers and march down to that polling booth than the people she's always saying she feels sorry for (while crossing the street to avoid them -- literally).

Posted by: iforgot at July 08, 2016 11:23 PM (5o5ek)

320 Thanks. We're going camping at the state park there. I hear that there is not much except peace and quiet. I'm wondering about how nice the beaches are and how clear the water is.
Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:21 PM (xVgrA)

*****

It is awesome for peace and quiet. The clarity of the water will depend on the weather. Are you bringing a boat?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 08, 2016 11:23 PM (YLidQ)

321 Thank you to the horde, who helped me a very low point last night. Special thanks to Slap - I have a vague memory of babbling about baseball with him. He does have a great voice.

My morning hangover headache is developing into a full blown migraine so I'm not going to hang around. You 'rons and 'Ettes are the best.

The Brew Crew just won in a walk off against their archnemesis the Cardinals, so, you know, sometimes good does triumph over evil

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at July 08, 2016 11:23 PM (P8951)

322 And i got some wild video of me driving in the hellacious thunderstorm we had last night. Sheets of water pouring over the car, and the huge trees beside the road swaying back and forth like pissed off Ents.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2016 11:24 PM (w+Jhj)

323 I'm just sticking to bourbon, instead.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Always a good plan.

Posted by: tbodie at July 08, 2016 11:24 PM (bKPAB)

324 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at July 08, 2016 11:23 PM (P8951)

Glad to hear that. Take care.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 08, 2016 11:24 PM (MNgU2)

325 Posted by: DonnaV. (Brandishing ampersands) at July 08, 2016 11:23 PM (P8951)


Glad to see you're doing better today. Hopefully that migraine don't last. Have a good night.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 08, 2016 11:24 PM (J+mig)

326 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at July 08, 2016 11:23 PM (P8951)

glad you are doing better Donna. We're always there for you.

Posted by: CDR M at July 08, 2016 11:24 PM (McoS+)

327 The brew crew has something over that Nats too

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 11:25 PM (jOi+y)

328 Take it easy Donna

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 08, 2016 11:25 PM (8HoW9)

329 Be good to yourself Donna.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:25 PM (0mRoj)

330 The Nats. Stupid autocorrect

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 11:26 PM (jOi+y)

331 what?

You can totally do sex to crazy.
One just needs to be good at getting away from crazy one you determine that they are crazy

no rocket science needed

Posted by: Jake at July 08, 2016 11:26 PM (WJ13u)

332 "AFAIK, my wife has never been raped, and she has a
variety of firearms to make the event unlikely in the future, despite
#Failifornia's ridiculous gun laws.


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2016 11:02 PM (7XWyA)"


After trying a wide variety of firearms, my wife picked up a 1911 and that was it. That was the one she wanted and so now she has a .45 and she can keep all the rounds in the 8 ring of a silhouette target.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2016 11:26 PM (QHgTq)

333 17 Need Horde advice: pulled into driveway and ran over an unexpected impediment: a tube of outdoor window, door, and siding sealant. It's on the driveway and two tires. Suggestions to remove it?

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 10:19 PM (jOi+y)


Do burnouts in the driveway?

Posted by: MC Hammer at July 08, 2016 11:26 PM (4A5fG)

334 Howdy fellow reprobates. What are we drinking tonight?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 08, 2016 11:26 PM (hscyr)

335 Donna &&&&&V,


Happy Hangover, ma'am!

And, sweet dreams, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2016 11:26 PM (v5iqM)

336 >>>Have you noticed that when you grab ground beef these days, it's not even packaged as a full pound anymore?
And most other meats are pumped full of water.
--------
You nailed it Chi

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:27 PM (voOPb)

337 Donna, I'll yap baseball with you until the cows come home

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 11:27 PM (jOi+y)

338 Wow, somebody invented a restaurant just for the Horde!!!

Seriously, read the item descriptions.

http://cdn.happyplace.com/assets/images/2013/02/5124cf061e738.jpg

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (q7T0y)

339 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:27 PM (voOPb)


And of course, potato chips. Always more air and less chip.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (J+mig)

340 >> Of course, of course. Know who's in it?

Again, I wouldn't know the first thing about how to find such information, but lo and behold, it just sort of magically appeared: Romi Rain, Nikki Benz, Monique Alexander, and Ana Foxx.

None of those really do anything for me, if I knew anything about who they were. This tattoo crap, I just don't dig it.

Anyway, "plot": One of the girls hires the male Ghostbusters to get rid of a ghost. They're a bunch of idiots, with just one thing on their mind. So she forms an all-girl bunch to show them a thing or two, the Nutbusters.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (DW+jj)

341 No boat. Just the Motorhome with no toad so we'll be pretty much stuck once we get there. I promised my kids a "beach with white sand" since we tried Mississippi in the spring and it was horrendous. Everything about it, it was like a farce. There just want to play in the sand and swim in some clear water.

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (xVgrA)

342 Thanks for the ONT, CDR. Those puppies are adorable. It helps make this crappy week a bit better in some way. I also dig the knight workout. Hehe. That guy has skills. It made me tired just watching.

I hope everyone has a good evening/night and relaxes. It's been a crap week and a crap day. Have a great weekend and be safe.

Posted by: turambar at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (ur33b)

343 I didn't watch the whole thing, so did that French guy in the armor video surrender at the end?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (R+30W)

344 Have you noticed that when you grab ground beef these days, it's not even packaged as a full pound anymore?
And most other meats are pumped full of water.
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2016 11:23 PM (qlcTY)

..............

Made me laugh. Tonight the fellow and I went out and decided we would cook burgers at home. My job was to run into the store and get burger and buns. I remembered the buns and for the life of me couldn't remember my other item so I bought tampax and laundry soap because I knew I would use those and didn't want to use my debit card for 78 cents. Poor guy had to eat a grilled cheese.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (YUgLc)

345 The air craft is called. the Clusterfuck

Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (zOTsN)

346 334 Howdy fellow reprobates. What are we drinking tonight?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 08, 2016 11:26 PM (hscyr)

Shock Top Summer Grapefruit.

For my health, of course.

What? Grapefruit is healthy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (+YMhA)

347 Donna good to see you up on a better note.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:29 PM (voOPb)

348 334
"AFAIK, my wife has never been raped, and she has a

variety of firearms to make the event unlikely in the future, despite

#Failifornia's ridiculous gun laws.




Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2016 11:02 PM (7XWyA)"


After
trying a wide variety of firearms, my wife picked up a 1911 and that
was it. That was the one she wanted and so now she has a .45 and she can
keep all the rounds in the 8 ring of a silhouette target.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2016 11:26 PM (QHgTq)


At what distance?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2016 11:29 PM (EzgxV)

349 Howdy fellow reprobates. What are we drinking tonight?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 08, 2016 11:26 PM
________

Saranac Cold Brew Coffee Lager.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 08, 2016 11:29 PM (PwO/2)

350 Re never stick your dick in crazy... My son had the absolute worst, but very hot, girlfriends until he was 26 or so. They were so crazy that we would hardly give them the time of day, and he didn't bring them over very often. I think most hot girls are so used to having people dote on them that they think they can get away with anything. Then, thank God, he found a good one that everyone loves and they're getting married this fall, after six years. I get why men don't want to get married in this climate. But there is hope. I love this girl so much, and I really think (hope) they won't fuck it up because they're both over thirty and have been through a lot of shit together and they both have strong foundations. Hope.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 08, 2016 11:29 PM (vhW1R)

351 The infamous Caspian Sea Monster!

Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2016 11:29 PM (rnwV8)

352 I'm attempting this for the first time, so please excuse, or enjoy, any inappropriate touching.

{{{Donna&&&&&&V.}}}

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 08, 2016 11:29 PM (T/cxb)

353 Danm if I have made 3 trips to the curb store for candy.

Now I read Nilla Wafers. Nilla Wafers with a cold glass of milf.

I curse you all.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 08, 2016 11:30 PM (vXVSV)

354 I have a poll for the moron horde.

If you were coming home to mom and dad's house on Christmas, would you ring the bell?

Or would you just open the door and yell "Merry Christmas?"

Earlier in the evening I watched a "Christmas in July" Christmas love story on the Hallmark channel and the son rang the bell so his mother would answer it.

Huh?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 08, 2016 11:30 PM (1ijHg)

355 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (DW+jj)


I'll agree on the tattoos issue. Tats on a beautiful woman are like someone broke into an art museum and fingerpainted all over the Old Masters. No matter how good a fingerpainter you are, you can't improve the original.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 08, 2016 11:30 PM (J+mig)

356 "After trying a wide variety of firearms, my wife
picked up a 1911 and that was it. That was the one she wanted and so now
she has a .45 and she can keep all the rounds in the 8 ring of a
silhouette target.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole"

I looked at a new Colt 1911 Competition in 9MM t the gun store last week. It felt really good and I loved the grips on it.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2016 11:30 PM (w+Jhj)

357 Posted by: turambar at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (ur33b)



Best wishes for a weekend better than the past week.

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 11:30 PM (jOi+y)

358 I didn't watch the whole thing, so did that French guy in the armor video surrender at the end?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (R+30W)


He's actually Belgian, I believe.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 11:31 PM (fC9RO)

359 No boat. Just the Motorhome with no toad so we'll be pretty much stuck once we get there. I promised my kids a "beach with white sand" since we tried Mississippi in the spring and it was horrendous. Everything about it, it was like a farce. There just want to play in the sand and swim in some clear water.
Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (xVgrA)

*****

Then St. George should work well for you. Stop and load up on groceries before hitting the bridge in an off the beach town, and you should be good and save some cash.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 08, 2016 11:31 PM (YLidQ)

360 "333
what?



You can totally do sex to crazy.

One just needs to be good at getting away from crazy one you determine that they are crazy



no rocket science needed

Posted by: Jake at July 08, 2016 11:26 PM (WJ13u)"


I recall some stand up comic talking about all the changes that would be brought on by an unwanted pregnancy. Just to start there is changing his phone number and email. Then there is the effort and expense of moving and possibly breaking a lease.


The thing is that with crazy, determined and smart, you are going to have to do better than that.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2016 11:31 PM (QHgTq)

361 The ancient Greeks knew what they were about. Except with the child rape.

I've never actually tried it though. Thanks for the recommendation!


Hmm...

Posted by: Hollywood Hero Roman Polanski at July 08, 2016 11:31 PM (Z58Xa)

362 Old Crow.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 08, 2016 11:31 PM (1ijHg)

363 Poetic justice the a-hole was killed by his own bomb.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2016 11:31 PM (hVdx9)

364 Thanks MWNP!

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:33 PM (xVgrA)

365 Howdy fellow reprobates. What are we drinking tonight?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 08, 2016 11:26 PM (hscyr)


Bebe! Just a strawberry protein shake. Gonna save the booze for tomorrow.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 11:33 PM (fC9RO)

366 I feel dumber for having read that "Why did Star Wars and Star Trek worlds turn out so differently?"

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2016 11:33 PM (bMG0w)

367 Tats on a beautiful woman are like someone broke into an art museum and fingerpainted all over the Old Masters.

Like that woman's effort at "restoring" a religious painting in Spain.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2016 11:33 PM (Z58Xa)

368 Just a strawberry protein shake. Gonna save the booze for tomorrow.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 11:33 PM (fC9RO)

Oh come now. We mustn't be exclusive.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2016 11:33 PM (+YMhA)

369 Plus, a lot of ground beef these days has a lot of water. I have found a good ground beef at Safeway recently. It's expensive though. It's the 85% lean, grass-fed (which is BS, because they're finished on corn, but so what) and it really is tastier and less water.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 08, 2016 11:33 PM (vhW1R)

370 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 08, 2016 11:30 PM (1ijHg)


First, have the locks been changed?

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 11:33 PM (jOi+y)

371 353 Danm if I have made 3 trips to the curb store for candy.

Now I read Nilla Wafers. Nilla Wafers with a cold glass of milf.

I curse you all.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 08, 2016 11:30 PM (vXVSV)

I prefer my milfs hot.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:34 PM (0mRoj)

372 346. Shock Top Summer Grapefruit.
For my health, of course.
What? Grapefruit is healthy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (+YMhA)

I hear you. My boss snacks on starburst & tells me he's just getting daily fruit allowance.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 08, 2016 11:34 PM (hscyr)

373 Stormy Daniels ... no tattoos.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 11:34 PM (fiGNd)

374 Y'all eat Nilla Wafers plain?
Weird.
I don't think I've ever had one that didn't start life in banana pudding.

Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2016 11:34 PM (qlcTY)

375 So as I watch another episode of cops, it's amazing there aren't more criminals shot and killed resisting

Dumb fucks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:34 PM (voOPb)

376 I had an Honest Tea and didn't care for it very much. Drinking lots of water to cleanse the palate. I might have a drink or two tomorrow whilst running about in the heat. Ugh. VA in the summer is a swamp. I despise summers here.

Posted by: turambar at July 08, 2016 11:34 PM (ur33b)

377 "I wonder. Does the bomb-toting robot operator go now and carve a notch into the controller joystick? "


Don't know but I was thinking today that I can't remember police using their bomb-bots to go after somebody like that before. Interesting idea considering he claimed to have bombs all over the place and potentially a bomb/vest on him as well.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:34 PM (9ym/8)

378 Plus, a lot of ground beef these days has a lot of water. I have found a good ground beef at Safeway recently. It's expensive though. It's the 85% lean, grass-fed (which is BS, because they're finished on corn, but so what) and it really is tastier and less water.

Wait, grass fed? Humboldt or Colorado?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 08, 2016 11:35 PM (T/cxb)

379 "Made me laugh. Tonight the fellow and I went out and
decided we would cook burgers at home. My job was to run into the store
and get burger and buns. I remembered the buns and for the life of me
couldn't remember my other item so I bought tampax and laundry soap
because I knew I would use those and didn't want to use my debit card
for 78 cents. Poor guy had to eat a grilled cheese.

Posted by: Molly k."

Boy, and I thought *I* was bad at forgetting stuff at the grocery store.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2016 11:35 PM (w+Jhj)

380 Chi gave the best silicone caulk advice.

Posted by: Sarahw at July 08, 2016 11:35 PM (Sp1NT)

381 I'm so done done done with both Star Trek and Star Wars.

Done.To.Death.

Time to move on. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2016 11:35 PM (qUNWi)

382 Horde go to sheshoulntbeallowedtorun.com and vote in the poll. Like/share it on Facebook and forward the link to anyone you can. Thanks.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 08, 2016 11:36 PM (2TUVm)

383 Slapweasel has a bad voice. I lied.
:-)

Glad you're better, D&

Posted by: L, Elle at July 08, 2016 11:36 PM (VUjw9)

384 I don't ring the bell at my parents' house and I like my kids to just walk in. It's home.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 08, 2016 11:36 PM (vhW1R)

385 I recall some stand up comic talking about all the changes that would be brought on by an unwanted pregnancy. Just to start there is changing his phone number and email. Then there is the effort and expense of moving and possibly breaking a lease.


The thing is that with crazy, determined and smart, you are going to have to do better than that.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2016 11:31 PM (QHgTq)

Indeed. Crazy generally does not go gentle into that good night.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:36 PM (0mRoj)

386 Nilla wafers plain ftw!

Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2016 11:36 PM (jOi+y)

387 Ricardo, any chance there was a 'special message' posted on the bomb-bot?

"Say hello to our little friend!!"
:-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2016 11:36 PM (q7T0y)

388 "I looked at a new Colt 1911 Competition in 9MM t the gun store last week. It felt really good and I loved the grips on it.


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2016 11:30 PM (w+Jhj)"


Check out the Philippine made Rock Island Arsenal guns. They are way cheaper than Colt and so far absolutely reliable with more than a thousand rounds through it. And the best trigger that I have ever encountered on a factory gun right out of the box.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2016 11:37 PM (QHgTq)

389 Chi gave the best silicone caulk advice.

I see somebody's never experienced the joys of mixing household chemicals and then lighting them on fire.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 11:37 PM (fiGNd)

390 381
I'm so done done done with both Star Trek and Star Wars.



Done.To.Death.



Time to move on. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2016 11:35 PM (qUNWi)


You can still tell great stories in those universes. Nerds at their gaming tables around the country still do. But Hollywood doesn't, because they've become a Leftist echo chamber, and echo chambers are the antithesis of creativity.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 08, 2016 11:37 PM (J+mig)

391 Thanks MWNP!
Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:33 PM (xVgrA)

****

You are most welcome. I hope you have a trip the kids will talk about when they are adults.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 08, 2016 11:37 PM (YLidQ)

392 Did somebody say "silicone cock"?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 08, 2016 11:37 PM (0mRoj)

393 Piercings are just mostly awful too. Now, the belly button thing is really cute, but that's about it. Jewelry in, uh, other places, can be very fun too, but not the permanent kind in those other places.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 11:37 PM (DW+jj)

394 If you were coming home to mom and dad's house on Christmas, would you ring the bell? Or would you just open the door and yell "Merry Christmas?"

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 08, 2016 11:30 PM (1ijHg)
________

I've always been a ring-the-bell guy. Mrs. FH is open-and-yell. But ever since late 2015 it's announce my arrival by cell phone and wait for the garage door to open.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 08, 2016 11:37 PM (PwO/2)

395 I saw the forecast. Enough to make a northern WI boy melt. I plan on never being more than 3 feet from the ocean, the pool, or a cooler.

Coincidentally, I'm only 3 feet from the beer cooler.

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at July 08, 2016 11:37 PM (CL76w)

396 In the meantime, and I hate to say it but I just thought of it...

I hope Dallas isn't a preview of the Rio Olympics.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2016 11:37 PM (q7T0y)

397 Chocolate graham crackers, peanut butter & banana slices. It's healthy, right?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:38 PM (voOPb)

398 "Don't know but I was thinking today that I can't
remember police using their bomb-bots to go after somebody like that
before. Interesting idea considering he claimed to have bombs all over
the place and potentially a bomb/vest on him as well.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill"

Which made me wonder, did the Police just *happen* to have a bomb laying around for such a contingency? If not, they had the materials laying around to whip one up in a couple of hours, along with a remote detonator?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2016 11:38 PM (w+Jhj)

399 um, about purchasing grass fed beef......



so what is better about grass fed beef?




????

Posted by: Jake at July 08, 2016 11:38 PM (WJ13u)

400 I was talking to my husband today and started talking and forgot what I was going to tell him. I hate when I forget what I'm talking about while I'm talking about it.

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:38 PM (xVgrA)

401 and two feet from the scotch

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at July 08, 2016 11:38 PM (CL76w)

402
If anyone's interested in watching my first collection of dashcam videos, it's here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K_2_bvVrYk
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2016 11:22 PM (w+Jhj)
-----------------------

I get the impression a reckless drunk scofflaw behind the wheel in Asheville is Mr. Safetypants compared to your average Ivan in Moscow.

Posted by: iforgot at July 08, 2016 11:38 PM (5o5ek)

403 The first thing I would do is try to open the door.

If it is locked, then I ring the bell.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 08, 2016 11:38 PM (1ijHg)

404 I love you too, Beckoning Chasm

Posted by: L, Elle at July 08, 2016 11:38 PM (VUjw9)

405 Howdy fellow reprobates. What are we drinking tonight?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 08, 2016 11:26 PM



Devil's Backbone Vienna Lager. Its REALLY good.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2016 11:38 PM (0j/jU)

406 I reckon an addition to the FAQ in the sidebar labeled...
AoS Article 134 Explained would be a useful link...

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 08, 2016 11:38 PM (LQE71)

407 Old Crow.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 08, 2016 11:31 PM (1ijHg)


Reserve? I tried that awhile back and it wasn't bad.

Posted by: Plato's Redheaded Stepchild at July 08, 2016 11:39 PM (cmE8J)

408 354
If you were coming home to mom and dad's house on Christmas, would you ring the bell?

Or would you just open the door and yell "Merry Christmas?"

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 08, 2016 11:30 PM
--------------------------------
I would ring the bell because the door would probably be locked.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 08, 2016 11:39 PM (T/5A0)

409 393 Piercings are just mostly awful too. Now, the belly button thing is really cute, but that's about it. Jewelry in, uh, other places, can be very fun too, but not the permanent kind in those other places.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 11:37 PM (DW+jj)

It jolly well can, eh wot?

Posted by: Prince Albert at July 08, 2016 11:39 PM (0mRoj)

410 Aviation trivia-looks to be an "ekranoplan"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:39 PM (9ym/8)

411 IT IS TIME, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, TO ARISE ONCE
AGAIN FROM THE BLACK PIT OF NIHAIALALIGHTH AND REMAKE THE WORLD IN THE
SHAPE OF OUR BLOOD-SOAKED DREAMS.
Posted by: Greg Brady, God of Pain. at July 08, 2016 10:31 PM (fC9RO)


Honestly, if one cannot destroy the world and remake it in the vision of the Old Ones without a cool, blood-chilling name, one just isn't trying

Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2016 11:39 PM (ry34m)

412 I'm surprised I haven't heard more about this, but local news in Minnesota says there was an armed robbery at a gas station/minimart hard by and a couple days before
police stopped Carlisle.

Carlisle fits the general,description of one of the armed robbers. It doesn't mean he did anything but resemble a bad guy, but it might explain the hyper twitchy cop reaction, and the double window visit to the car by two officers for a stinking taillight outage.

Posted by: Sarahw at July 08, 2016 11:40 PM (Sp1NT)

413 Aw, come on, man. I have enough confidence issues as it is.
---
i served in a Cavalry Squadron...





Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2016 11:40 PM (7XWyA)

414 I buy chuck roast when it's on sale and grind it myself (the Kitchen-aide does the heavy lifting).

Very little excess water.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 08, 2016 11:40 PM (1ijHg)

415 ever since late 2015 it's announce my arrival by cell phone and wait for the garage door to open.

You have a mortifying story from 2014, don't you?

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2016 11:40 PM (Z58Xa)

416 "Check out the Philippine made Rock Island Arsenal
guns. They are way cheaper than Colt and so far absolutely reliable with
more than a thousand rounds through it. And the best trigger that I
have ever encountered on a factory gun right out of the box.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole"

What do you think of Taylors Co 1911s?

I'm very interested in the RIA's because I want a double stack 1911 in 9MM.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2016 11:41 PM (w+Jhj)

417 366
I feel dumber for having read that "Why did Star Wars and Star Trek worlds turn out so differently?"

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2016 11:33 PM (bMG0w)


Well, it starts out by name-dropping Cass Sunnstein -- one of the biggest assholes on the planet, whose book "Nudge" advocates that people and government should be as annoying as possible without getting punched/a revolution in order to perform behavior modification upon their lessers.

It is an odious world-view spewed by an elitist twit -- about as far as possible from business' "make your customer so happy about his purchase that he'll buy again -- or, if he already has the one he needs, can't stop telling his friends about it."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2016 11:41 PM (EzgxV)

418 379 "Made me laugh. Tonight the fellow and I went out and
decided we would cook burgers at home. My job was to run into the store
and get burger and buns. I remembered the buns and for the life of me
couldn't remember my other item so I bought tampax and laundry soap
because I knew I would use those and didn't want to use my debit card
for 78 cents. Poor guy had to eat a grilled cheese.

Posted by: Molly k."

Boy, and I thought *I* was bad at forgetting stuff at the grocery store.


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2016 11:35 PM (w+Jhj)


At least she made him a Samich....

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2016 11:41 PM (qf6WZ)

419 I was talking to my husband today and started talking and forgot what I was going to tell him. I hate when I forget what I'm talking about while I'm talking about it.
Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:38 PM (xVgrA)

****

As long as you don't get pissed at him for not understanding and acting on the thing you forgot to bring up, you should be good.

Yeah, that is a thing.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 08, 2016 11:41 PM (YLidQ)

420 415 ever since late 2015 it's announce my arrival by cell phone and wait for the garage door to open.

You have a mortifying story from 2014, don't you?
Posted by: t-bird
---------------

Ha!

Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2016 11:42 PM (qlcTY)

421 Woof.

Posted by: Elizabeth at July 08, 2016 11:42 PM (sl+zA)

422 I hope Dallas isn't a preview of the Rio Olympics.
Posted by: qdpsteve



Nah, Rio will be much worse. The International community all in the same place. A place with rampant disease, crime, and teetering on the edge of collapse. Its a pessimists wet dream really.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2016 11:42 PM (0j/jU)

423 *looking up man-and-fruit connections on eHarmony*

I remember a joke my mother used to tell: Name three fruits that begin with L. The answer: lemons, limes, and Liberace.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 08, 2016 11:42 PM (3C9q2)

424 Maets explaination from the previous thread...@758ish...
Would provide a useful starting point....

"No one has been banned for their particular political views - it was their behavior that got them tossed. AmishDude can come back when he feels he can control himself in the comments. At this point his absence is mainly voluntary.

eman was consistently snarky, and even nasty. Moo moo was half troll/half legit commenter but 95% a shit-stirrer. Both IMO on the whole made this blog a worse place. Sometimes when people have been around for a long time we just get used to them and their behavior when maybe we shouldn't.

Just because a regular commenter doesn't do anything actionable in particular does not mean that they don't have a cumulative corrosive effect on the comments in general. And the damage is often invisible - new readers take a glance at the comments and decide to go somewhere else more pleasant, long-timers either start self-censoring or just quietly move on and stop commenting.

I've been involved with online communities for over 30 years and I've seen pretty much every possible discussion forum scenario play out at some point. A healthy thriving comment section is actually more fragile than you think. It only takes a handful of jerks to completely disrupt the spirit and mood of the comments. If you get a critical mass of them, then it starts to make jerk behavior the new social norm which turns the comments into a toxic place that eventually drives away all the contributing good commenters as well as any possible new ones. If unchecked, this eventually spirals down to a new uglier, nastier equilibrium or simply a dead forum.

So ask yourselves why so many former regular morons and almost none of the Cobs post in the comments anymore. And for every one that you know of there's probably five or more that you don't."

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 08, 2016 11:43 PM (LQE71)

425 I hope Dallas isn't a preview of the Rio Olympics.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2016 11:37 PM (q7T0y)

More likely a preview of the Cleveland GOP convention.

Posted by: CDR M at July 08, 2016 11:43 PM (McoS+)

426 Alex! How is the packing going?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 08, 2016 11:43 PM (hscyr)

427 You know ... I really want to pour out a drink for eman, blano, and moo.

But shit - I'm down to four tall-boys.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 11:43 PM (fiGNd)

428 I figure if anything Rio would be more like a rerun of Munich.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2016 11:43 PM (bMG0w)

429 I dread any urban areas now.

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:44 PM (xVgrA)

430 Star Trek was a cheesy TV show. (cmon, Yangs versus Cons?)

Star Wars was a major, theatrical hit. lines around the block.

I saw the first three at a Cineramma. Nothing like it at the time.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 08, 2016 11:44 PM (1ijHg)

431 Posted by: Sarahw at July 08, 2016 11:40 PM (Sp1NT)


I watched the Minneapolis PBS local news hour. They don't have a fucking clue as to what's going on. Now the decedent may not have a CCW. A white local chief of police is all we have to do more and the black firearms instructor almost belted out, No one has seen the troubles I've seen.

Check out got news for a good low down on the decedent and his girl friend,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:44 PM (voOPb)

432 kare11 (nbc affiliate) also broadcast some audio tapes purportedly for a police scanner without verifying their authenticity. It was a mistake, I think, because it sounds pretty obviously hoaxy to me. Some details were included that were accurate, but those wouldn't be beyond the abilities of swatter/prankster/hoaxy types to obtain. (Liscense plate # and intersection of shooting)

Posted by: Sarahw at July 08, 2016 11:44 PM (Sp1NT)

433 did the Police just *happen* to have a bomb laying around for such a contingency?

A segment on the news tonight said it wasn't a bomb courier, but a 12-ga. slug that got aimed and fired.

Of course, this was from dimwits on the local news 2000 miles away, so who knows.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2016 11:44 PM (oFSUK)

434 So, I was just checking out youtube. Now most of the recommendations are about movies and games (those are the things I look at on youtube.) An entire line at the top is taken up by "Creators respond to La and Minn shootings."

Do not piss me off youtube.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2016 11:45 PM (3ZoRf)

435 So ask yourselves why so many former regular morons
and almost none of the Cobs post in the comments anymore. And for every
one that you know of there's probably five or more that you don't."

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 08, 2016 11:43 PM (LQE71)


I thought it was because they were pussies.

Posted by: Plato's Redheaded Stepchild at July 08, 2016 11:45 PM (cmE8J)

436 However, I will glady contribute cash to the creation of an Un-Fuckin-Paralleled Nuclear Powered BanHammer graphic.

Just imagine the possibilities.......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 08, 2016 11:45 PM (LQE71)

437
I didn't watch the whole thing, so did that French guy in the armor video surrender at the end?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 08, 2016 11:28 PM (R+30W)
---------------------

No, he just went down in history as the undefeated Boucicault. When last seen, he was actually dancing in that coat of armor. I think he could have been on My Strange Addiction, like that girl who wore animal costumes all the time or the other one who ate toilet paper.

Posted by: iforgot at July 08, 2016 11:46 PM (5o5ek)

438 Re grass-fed beef, it's just one of those stupid organic-y green things. Anyone who had to eat that (as I did as a child) knows it's tough and inferior. But marketing. When grass is done at the beginning, though, it does lend a beefier flavor. Pure grain adds fat too fast, and the muscle doesn't get the development.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 08, 2016 11:46 PM (vhW1R)

439 Posted by: Prince Albert at July 08, 2016 11:39 PM (0mRoj)

You've been in your can too long, buddy. Time for someone to let you out for a while.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 11:46 PM (DW+jj)

440 If not for me going .45 acp for my TEOTWAWKI handguns, I would buy a double stack RIA in 9mm in a heartbeat. The vast majority of RIA buyers are very happy with their purchase.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2016 11:46 PM (hVdx9)

441 I thought it was because they were pussies.

Hell ... I figured they got banned.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 11:46 PM (fiGNd)

442 The recent. armed robbery in the area was real though, as is the fair resemblance of Carlisle and one of the armed robbers.

Posted by: Sarahw at July 08, 2016 11:46 PM (Sp1NT)

443 429 I dread any urban areas now.
Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:44 PM (xVgrA)

Makes me grateful to be in the suburbs.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:46 PM (0mRoj)

444 ""Say hello to our little friend!!"
:-P"


Somebody said it here today, but, why did he just sit there and let he thing get that close to him? From the ones I've seen they don't exactly move at a rapid pace so he should have seen it coming a mile away.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:47 PM (9ym/8)

445 OK I've tried to be subtle but it aint working. You mothafuckers go to my website sheshouldntbeallowedtorun.com and tell me what you think.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 08, 2016 11:47 PM (2TUVm)

446 * exhales, breaks from readingreadingreading comments*

Blano banned - and only recently he had let slip his real name. Now, what good is that info?

OTOH, I'll quit getting him mixed up with Blanco.

*

My dissertation on Ace's mentality at #370, prev thread. No one commented about it, so it must be tl;dr.

* big gulp of air, dives back down to readingreadingreading comments *

Posted by: mindful webworker - ban ki moon at July 08, 2016 11:48 PM (5a8XA)

447 429
I dread any urban areas now.

Posted by: lindafell de spair-TEXIT!! at July 08, 2016 11:44 PM (xVgrA)


I don't get the appeal either. Lots of traffic, big crowds, light pollution like crazy. I live in a city of about 200k. That's big enough to have everything you want, and not so big that it's a concrete hell.

I always figured that as the economy continued to tank, we might start to see a reverse of the urbanization trend of the last century since the derelict factories don't have good-paying jobs to offer, but no real change yet.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 08, 2016 11:48 PM (J+mig)

448 Re grass-fed beef, it's just one of those stupid organic-y green things.

I've discovered nothing improves the flavor of beef quite like not being able to get any for about a week.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 11:48 PM (fiGNd)

449 She has such stunning blue eyes, you almost forget her amazing rack.

Yeah---------no.

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at July 08, 2016 11:49 PM (CL76w)

450 OTOH, I'll quit getting him mixed up with Blanco.

As long as TB3K doesn't confuse me with anyone else, it's all good.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 08, 2016 11:49 PM (T/cxb)

451 Somebody said it here today, but, why did he just sit there and let he thing get that close to him? From the ones I've seen they don't exactly move at a rapid pace so he should have seen it coming a mile away.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****

Well, they tend to be bullet resistant. I saw vid back in the 90's of one taking 12 ga blasts at point blank range.
Beyond a certain point explosives will kill you as well as the 'bot.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2016 11:49 PM (hVdx9)

452 448 Re grass-fed beef, it's just one of those stupid organic-y green things.

I've discovered nothing improves the flavor of beef quite like not being able to get any for about a week.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 11:48 PM (fiGNd)

Temporary celibacy enhances the flavor of beef?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:49 PM (0mRoj)

453 366 I feel dumber for having read that "Why did Star Wars and Star Trek worlds turn out so differently?"
Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2016 11:33 PM (bMG0w)

I blame Wesley Crusher.

To be honest, I'd blame getting caught in a fierce thunderstorm on that preening, never-was jackass. He thinks that because his 15 minutes of "fame" expired nearly 20 years ago that his repetitive "fuck the NRA" chants are some kind of Traveler-esque political mastery.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 08, 2016 11:49 PM (wQWv4)

454 I'm so done done done with both Star Trek and Star Wars.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2016 11:35 PM (qUNWi)
________

Thank you!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 08, 2016 11:50 PM (PwO/2)

455 >>429 I dread any urban areas now.

8-12 times a year to Green Bay & The Twin Cities Ugh can't carry as they are gun free zones where I visit

Let me stay in my town of 500

And vacation? It's the cabin off the grid located in and near woods & water.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:50 PM (voOPb)

456 Somebody said it here today, but, why did he just sit there and let he thing get that close to him? From the ones I've seen they don't exactly move at a rapid pace so he should have seen it coming a mile away.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:47 PM (9ym/


The robot was disguised as a rabbit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2016 11:50 PM (zc3Db)

457 449 She has such stunning blue eyes, you almost forget her amazing rack.

Yeah---------no.
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at July 08, 2016 11:49 PM (CL76w)


I can multiogle.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:50 PM (0mRoj)

458 And the damage is often invisible - new readers take a glance at the comments and decide to go somewhere else more pleasant, long-timers either start self-censoring or just quietly move on and stop commenting.

Maet's right about the long-term invisible damage. I don't comment here nearly as often as I used to, and the jerks became the main reason why I lurk more often than post.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 08, 2016 11:50 PM (3C9q2)

459 Howdy. Been playing "Tom Clancy's The Division" since they added the Underground, a rogue-like (read, random mapped) missions hub for PVE. The game's improved quite a bit, they turned on cheat detection and started to ban hackers permanently on the first offence. You get to wander around a huge portion of Manhattan after a bio attack and occasionally kill rioters, insane garbagemen with flamethrowers and a messianic complex, hardcore escaped convicts, and other random Yankee fans.

The snow effects are gorgeous. I enjoy being blinded in a blizzard while New Yorkers insult me and shoot at my head.

Other than that, been playing Kerbal Space Program. It's non-political fun.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 08, 2016 11:51 PM (c1VpD)

460 456 Somebody said it here today, but, why did he just sit there and let he thing get that close to him? From the ones I've seen they don't exactly move at a rapid pace so he should have seen it coming a mile away.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:47 PM (9ym/

The robot was disguised as a rabbit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2016 11:50 PM (zc3Db)

Look at the bones!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:51 PM (0mRoj)

461 She has such stunning blue eyes, you almost forget her amazing rack.

Someone here once remarked that she's the only actress in Hollywood that has to say, "Yo! My tits are down here!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 08, 2016 11:51 PM (T/cxb)

462 "What do you think of Taylors Co 1911s?

I'm very interested in the RIA's because I want a double stack 1911 in 9MM.


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2016 11:41 PM (w+Jhj)"

I don't have any experience with them. The single stack .45 seems to fit my hand and my wife's in a way that double stacks don't. That being said, my daily carry is a double stack 9mm but not a 1911.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2016 11:51 PM (QHgTq)

463 My dissertation on Ace's mentality at #370, prev thread. No one commented about it, so it must be tl;dr.

* big gulp of air, dives back down to readingreadingreading comments *
Posted by: mindful webworker - ban ki moon at July 08, 2016 11:48 PM (5a8XA)

I read it. I thought it was a good post.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2016 11:52 PM (3ZoRf)

464 The robot was disguised as a rabbit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2016 11:50 PM (zc3Db)


It was hidden in a giant wooden one.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 11:52 PM (fC9RO)

465 I remember some of the old timers around here commenting that some cut of ham or pork was "killed at the wrong time", and they meant a sow in heat, I think. IOW, meant from a female in heat would taste bad.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 08, 2016 11:52 PM (DW+jj)

466 And vacation? It's the cabin off the grid located in and near woods & water.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:50 PM (voOPb)

*****

*Fist bump*

Mine is a travel trailer at the mouth of the river that feeds the lake I use.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 08, 2016 11:52 PM (YLidQ)

467 "You mothafuckers go to my website sheshouldntbeallowedtorun.com and tell me what you think."


All right, all right. Give me a second.

*checks website*

Not bad. Making a little scratch I see.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:53 PM (9ym/8)

468 @435

Plato.... self inflicted inebriation urges self censorship.

Until I have a NPBH graphic, I must comply.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 08, 2016 11:53 PM (LQE71)

469 >>>Why did the Star Wars and Star Trek worlds turn out so differently?

I can't believe that I'm the first one to point this out, but they had different writers.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 08, 2016 11:53 PM (R+30W)

470 She has such stunning blue eyes, you almost forget her amazing rack.

A friend of mine has the same brunette/pale blue eyes combo. Stunning.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2016 11:53 PM (fC9RO)

471 And most other meats are pumped full of water.

There are some things that can't be beat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2016 11:54 PM (OF/aZ)

472 Not bad. Making a little scratch I see.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:53 PM (9ym/


Trying to.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 08, 2016 11:54 PM (2TUVm)

473 "And vacation? It's the cabin off the grid located in and near woods & water.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:50 PM (voOPb)

*****

*Fist bump*

Mine is a travel trailer at the mouth of the river that feeds the lake I use."




I am insanely jealous of you both.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:55 PM (9ym/8)

474 Ok. Gotnews is not really where I go for news. I see they picked up on that audio the NBC affiliate put out. is bed pretty cautious with that. It sounds faked, and I believe it is.

Approaching Carlisle as a robbery suspect and not an routine traffic stop, however, could explain the formerly inexplicable twitchiness of Yanez .... And I'll concede Yanez could still have fumbled his instructions to Carlisle and caused an essentially innocent man's death, even though that man was trying to comply with his instructions. It might, however, make the stop NOT racist, but tailored to a specific suspect description....or even a tip.

Posted by: Sarahw at July 08, 2016 11:55 PM (Sp1NT)

475 Temporary celibacy enhances the flavor of beef?

No ... more's the pity. Because that would make tri-tip taste like friggin' Ambrosia to me. And much cheaper than a girlfriend or divorce lawyer.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 11:55 PM (fiGNd)

476 This place is a sanctuary. I love reading some of the writers at Taki, for example, but the comments are vile. AoSHQ is the best, best example of "smart military blog" with reasonable, funnier-than-shit people, and I'm glad Ace is striving to keep it that way.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 08, 2016 11:55 PM (vhW1R)

477 The only reason I watched San Andreas.
Posted by: CDR M


She has such stunning blue eyes, you almost forget her amazing rack.

Posted by: Puddleglum
****

Meh. Her eyes are implants.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2016 11:56 PM (hVdx9)

478 "
If not for me going .45 acp for my TEOTWAWKI handguns, I would buy a
double stack RIA in 9mm in a heartbeat. The vast majority of RIA buyers
are very happy with their purchase.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale"

I prefer to have one of each caliber. If I was richer, two or more of each.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2016 11:56 PM (w+Jhj)

479 *Fist bump* back to you. We have a trout stream but didn't build on it

Your place sounds heavenly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:57 PM (voOPb)

480 Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 08, 2016 11:51 PM (c1VpD)

You playing it on PC?

Posted by: CDR M at July 08, 2016 11:57 PM (McoS+)

481
The RIAs are good, basic, no frills 1911s. Manufactured by people who truly LOVE the 1911. It's one of the cornerstones of Philippine culture. As one Pinoy dude put it on one of the 1911 forums, for thousands of Japanese soldiers during WWII, the last thing they saw in this world as they lay wounded on the ground was a 98 pound, 5'1" Filipino guerrilla pointing a 45 at their face.

Having said that, you DO need to pay attention to the details on them. They're sometimes kind of rough, including areas that cause some reliability problems, but that's mostly in the earlier RIAs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2016 11:57 PM (LuZz8)

482 "There are some things that can't be beat."


ISWYDT

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:57 PM (9ym/8)

483 So its agreed, Alexandra Daddario is hot. Thats the deep thinking I like around here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2016 11:58 PM (0j/jU)

484 Temporary celibacy enhances the flavor of beef?

Where's chemjeff when we need him?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2016 11:58 PM (OF/aZ)

485 Friday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/751441893393858561

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/751442026948861952

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/751442171069403136

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/751442310559305728

Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2016 11:58 PM (gCl6H)

486 Old Crow. My Dr. likes Old Crow.

Right now it's a plate of sliced mesquite smoked honey ham, cubed cheese, baked chicken with pickle, sweet peppers, and olives. Drat, no onion in the fridge.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt...the anagram is going r&r at July 08, 2016 11:58 PM (lrKc+)

487 No ... more's the pity. Because that would make tri-tip taste like friggin' Ambrosia to me. And much cheaper than a girlfriend or divorce lawyer.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 11:55 PM (fiGNd)

Ain't it the truth.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2016 11:58 PM (0mRoj)

488 448
Re grass-fed beef, it's just one of those stupid organic-y green things.



I've discovered nothing improves the flavor of beef quite like not being able to get any for about a week.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 08, 2016 11:48 PM (fiGNd)


*snaps fingers* I forgot to cook dinner!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2016 11:59 PM (EzgxV)

489
OK I've tried to be subtle but it aint working. You mothafuckers go to my website sheshouldntbeallowedtorun.com and tell me what you think.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 08, 2016 11:47 PM (2TUVm)
--------------

Okay, I went. It competes with my website, so.... you know, it totally stinks and will never get off the ground. I'd suggest you delete it.

Posted by: iforgot at July 08, 2016 11:59 PM (5o5ek)

490 Moar Friday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/751442438854733824

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/751442574116851712

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/751442687434391552

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/751442809866031104



Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2016 11:59 PM (gCl6H)

491 "Somebody said it here today, but, why did he just
sit there and let he thing get that close to him? From the ones I've
seen they don't exactly move at a rapid pace so he should have seen it
coming a mile away.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:47 PM (9ym/"


Did they blow up one of their expensive bomb disposal robots or did they just run out and get a radio controlled car or better, a radio controlled truck and just load it up with a few pounds of C4 and a radio controlled detonator? Some of those things are pretty zippy.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2016 11:59 PM (QHgTq)

492 & The Twin Cities Ugh can't carry as they are gun free zones where I visit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:50 PM (voOPb)

....

I go back to MN every year and carry

Granted I don't go to the Cities

Posted by: Jake at July 08, 2016 11:59 PM (WJ13u)

493 483 So its agreed, Alexandra Daddario is hot. Thats the deep thinking I like around here.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2016 11:58 PM (0j/jU)

It's a truth that's self-evident.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:00 AM (0mRoj)

494 "I don't have any experience with them. The single
stack .45 seems to fit my hand and my wife's in a way that double stacks
don't. That being said, my daily carry is a double stack 9mm but not a
1911.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole"

I tried a Glock .45 for a while, but ended up selling it. I just couldn't stand the striker fired trigger, and I tried. The 1911 trigger is pure gold for me.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 09, 2016 12:00 AM (w+Jhj)

495 >> I am insanely jealous of you both.

Bet your ranch is awesome to

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:00 AM (voOPb)

496 Steam is offering up Elite Dangerous: Arena for free this weekend and so far, I'm not digging it.

Posted by: CDR M at July 09, 2016 12:01 AM (McoS+)

497 "So its agreed, Alexandra Daddario is hot. Thats the deep thinking I like around here."



Agree.


*pokes self in eye with fork*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:01 AM (9ym/8)

498 Your place sounds heavenly
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:57 PM (voOPb)

*****

Thanks man. I bought 6 lots with guaranteed water access. I sit on one, renting out the other 5 for dirt prices. They recently decreed that there will be no new building allowed on the water. IOW, I got grandfathered in. This is retirement.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 09, 2016 12:01 AM (YLidQ)

499 I once scared the crap out of a cop simply by telling him I was carrying concealed. With that said, I ASKED him what he wanted me to do. I did not say I was going for my license or I might not be here today.
The officer was visibly scared of me. I got out of the car as he requested and made sure I did not do anything to upset him further. I was let go with a warning.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:02 AM (hVdx9)

500 So its agreed, Alexandra Daddario is hot.

But then you've got the "Don't stick your dick in crazy" rule. What's a dude to do ?

I'll probably just grill some chuck-eye tomorrow. Probably taste like filet mignon.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 09, 2016 12:02 AM (fiGNd)

501
Trump's making a speech in Virginia on Monday afternoon. Canceled his Florida events today because of the killings in Dallas.

Posted by: iforgot at July 09, 2016 12:02 AM (5o5ek)

502 *pokes self in eye with fork*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
-----------------
Did you lose your cork again, Rupert?

Posted by: Chi at July 09, 2016 12:02 AM (qlcTY)

503 Hi kids! What did I miss?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 09, 2016 12:03 AM (mvenn)

504
Re grass-fed beef, it's just one of those stupid organic-y green things. Anyone who had to eat that (as I did as a child) knows it's tough and inferior.

My mom made me eat grass too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 09, 2016 12:03 AM (IqV8l)

505 If not for me going .45 acp for my TEOTWAWKI handguns, I would buy a
double stack RIA in 9mm in a heartbeat. The vast majority of RIA buyers
are very happy with their purchase.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale"

I prefer to have one of each caliber. If I was richer, two or more of each.


Posted by: AshevilleRobert
****

Oh I have 9mm and .40 handguns, but .45 is my number one now.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:04 AM (hVdx9)

506 504
Re grass-fed beef, it's just one of those stupid organic-y green things. Anyone who had to eat that (as I did as a child) knows it's tough and inferior.

My mom made me eat grass too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 09, 2016 12:03 AM (IqV8l)

You had grass?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:04 AM (0mRoj)

507 I am insanely jealous of you both.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:55 PM (9ym/

****

Dude. A 1k acre ranch sounds pretty awesome too.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 09, 2016 12:04 AM (YLidQ)

508 I could not actually find much during the steam sale that I either did not already have, or looked interesting.

So I rehooked up my PS3 and played around a bit with Demon Souls. I can never get into that game though. It is not the difficulty, it is just the lack of anything approximating a story.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2016 12:04 AM (3ZoRf)

509 Posted by: Jake at July 08, 2016 11:59 PM (WJ13u)

I want to get a MN CCW but my WI is not recripocal

And usually I go to concerts or sporting events where guns are a no no

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:04 AM (voOPb)

510 Hi kids! What did I miss?

Bannings, trolls, monster truck races, global thermonuclear war.

So, not much.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2016 12:04 AM (T/cxb)

511 I prefer to have one of each caliber. If I was richer, two or more of each.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
-------------

So, you going shopping tomorrow?

BTW... a little odd for me to watch dashcam of places I recognize. Heh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2016 12:05 AM (ANVXm)

512
Okay, falling asleep to Comedy Central on Hulu.

Posted by: iforgot at July 09, 2016 12:05 AM (5o5ek)

513
"Somebody said it here today, but, why did he just

sit there and let he thing get that close to him? From the ones I've

seen they don't exactly move at a rapid pace so he should have seen it

coming a mile away.



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2016 11:47 PM (9ym/"







Well, considering that no PD in the nation has ever done "grenade duct-taped to a Roomba" before, he probably didn't realize what was going on until it was too late.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2016 12:05 AM (LuZz8)

514 480

You playing it on PC?

Yes, it was horrible when it was released due to so much of it being client side verification (which allows hackers easy pickings) plus they had their cheat detection turned off for like 2 months. Result was PC was a den of ugly until they started to ban. (Note, consoles also had client side but PC was easier to hack for free - there were a handful of Xbone hacks too but not on the same scale).

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 09, 2016 12:05 AM (c1VpD)

515 Be well all, that doggeh in the post looks just like ours.

T

Posted by: Farmer at July 09, 2016 12:05 AM (o/90i)

516 Okay, I went. It competes with my website, so....
you know, it totally stinks and will never get off the ground. I'd
suggest you delete it.

Posted by: iforgot at July 08, 2016 11:59 PM (5o5ek)


Maybe we could cut a deal. Joint venture?

Posted by: cm9000 at July 09, 2016 12:05 AM (2TUVm)

517 I'm out. Gotta get up early. Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 09, 2016 12:06 AM (w+Jhj)

518 Bannings, trolls, monster truck races, global thermonuclear war.

Don't forget The List. We've got a List. I'm on The List, for sho.

Sorry Seamus. Doubt you made the list. Maybe next year.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 09, 2016 12:06 AM (fiGNd)

519 I want to get a MN CCW but my WI is not recripocal

And usually I go to concerts or sporting events where guns are a no no

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:04 AM (voOPb)
............

I have a Utah CCW in addition to ID

Posted by: Jake at July 09, 2016 12:07 AM (WJ13u)

520 A lot of this is indeed a cop who is scared shitless. I have never been scared of guns, but when I got older and particularly in college, I ran into people who were just scared shitless of guns. I mean wetting their pants afraid. When I turned 21, I bought my first pistol, an SandW 639 9mm, which is still in near mint condition.

I was showing that off at Clemson to some of my buddies, one of whose girlfriends was there. She was scared absolutely out of her mind. I mean visibly shaken by the sight of a gun.

There's a lot of people out there like that this our leftards have produced, being in charge of the educational system, popular culture, and all that.

That's the root of a lot of this. They are scared out of their wits and do stupid crap.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 12:07 AM (DW+jj)

521 Which made me wonder, did the Police just *happen* to have a bomb laying around for such a contingency? If not, they had the materials laying around to whip one up in a couple of hours, along with a remote detonator?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2016 11:38 PM (w+Jhj)

Yes, they have bombs. The kind they use to blow up suspicious packages in the bomb disposal truck.
It's kinda like a bag charge (I think), but if it rolls up on you in a small space...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 12:07 AM (kKHcp)

522 Oh, brother. I had TLC on and wasn't really paying attention to it. So I finally got a load of the show called "Killer Women" with Pierce Morgan. The subject was this girl who was convicted because she got her boyfriend to slaughter some people, I think her family.

If you didn't already think Pierce is a dickless, little pussy, you should have seen the way he interviewed this animal.

I am so disgusted with these stupid, liberal wimps, I could just scream.

If he had any balls he would have told the little brat that she should fry for what she did.

Instead he's just thrilled that she's trying to make something of herself.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2016 12:08 AM (+lVUW)

523 516 Okay, I went. It competes with my website, so....
you know, it totally stinks and will never get off the ground. I'd
suggest you delete it.

Posted by: iforgot at July 08, 2016 11:59 PM (5o5ek)

Maybe we could cut a deal. Joint venture?
Posted by: cm9000 at July 09, 2016 12:05 AM (2TUVm)

Any such action will be viewed as attempted monopolization, and we will file for injunctive relief.

Posted by: Federal Trade Commission at July 09, 2016 12:08 AM (0mRoj)

524 So its agreed, Alexandra Daddario is hot. Thats the deep thinking I like around here.

Not so fast.

What is her position on crossbows vs. longbows? 9mm vs. .45 ACP? VI vs. Emacs? Yoko retrospectives?

Hotness is more than determined dermal depth, especially around here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2016 12:08 AM (OF/aZ)

525 er,
MN accepts UT CCW

Posted by: Jake at July 09, 2016 12:08 AM (WJ13u)

526 Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 09, 2016 12:05 AM (c1VpD)


Ahh. I haven't purchased The Division yet. Still playing Star Wars Battlefront and Doom. Best thing I did was join TAW for Battlefront. It has been great using TeamSpeak for comms and it makes a big difference in the gameplay.

Posted by: CDR M at July 09, 2016 12:09 AM (McoS+)

527 It's hot and muggy, and our country is in the hands of fools, and I am in a mean mood.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2016 12:09 AM (+lVUW)

528 Hotness is more than determined dermal depth, especially around here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2016 12:08 AM (OF/aZ)

Yes. There is also breast size. She wins.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2016 12:09 AM (3ZoRf)

529 It is all good...I just don`t want to be here anymore!

Posted by: Tyler Mason at July 09, 2016 12:10 AM (E54CB)

530 "But then you've got the "Don't stick your dick in crazy" rule. What's a dude to do ? "


Well, and isn't that every man's conundrum. Need to score but odds are she's a lunatic with freaking nice sweater puppies and a rocking caboose.


Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:10 AM (9ym/8)

531 I'm so done with Star Trek and Star Wars I didn't bother reading the article.

I did, almost, accidentally, read someone's comment about the article.

Posted by: mindful webworker - star waaars gimme those star waaars at July 09, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)

532 "But then you've got the "Don't stick your dick in crazy" rule. What's a dude to do ? "

****

Unfortunately, crazy is not always initially recognizable.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 09, 2016 12:12 AM (YLidQ)

533 "So, you going shopping tomorrow?



BTW... a little odd for me to watch dashcam of places I recognize. Heh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc."

I might stop by over there, but my first stop is the tire store cause I need new ones. Taking vacation up north in a week and don't want to drive on nearly bald tires. (Going through Cumberland gap stop in Middlesboro to try and find records of family (great granddad's wife was from there), up past Indy to James Dean museum (for the wife) over to Air Force Museum (for me) stop by Waynesville OH cause I grew up in Waynesville NC and it's I think the only other town with that name, then down to Kings Island (for the youngun) then back home.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 09, 2016 12:12 AM (w+Jhj)

534 {{{Molly K}}} - I am so sorry for your loss..

I lost my Dad at 43 yrs old.. massive heart attack..

Any age is too young.. We can only be thankful of the time we have with our loved ones.. short or long..

well.. that's my take, at least..

Posted by: CIA Monitor Team at July 09, 2016 12:12 AM (UpGcq)

535 530 "But then you've got the "Don't stick your dick in crazy" rule. What's a dude to do ? "


Well, and isn't that every man's conundrum. Need to score but odds are she's a lunatic with freaking nice sweater puppies and a rocking caboose.


Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:10 AM (9ym/

Fake name.
Burner phone.
Pay for everything in cash.
Never take her back to your place.
If you have to pick her up, use a rental car.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:12 AM (0mRoj)

536 pro tip when carrying

unless the po-po ask me to get out of the car I do not mention CCW.

many cops freek out if they know you got a gun holstered just like them.

I don't care what the state rules are about notification


I also keep my wallet and insurance papers in the visor, so I do not reach into a back pocket....

Posted by: Jake at July 09, 2016 12:12 AM (WJ13u)

537 "Dude. A 1k acre ranch sounds pretty awesome too."


Oh yeah, can't complain. But it's work. And it's hot. It can sorta be a "getaway" place but many times it's not.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:12 AM (9ym/8)

538 Boobs are nice, but, barring outright deformity, have never been a show stopper for me. Big ones, little ones, even the ITBC (itty bitty titty committee), all good. It's the butt that just tickles my pickles, and butts have been a show stopper.

I've seen a gal I thought was hot, then, doing that maneuver to check her out thoroughly, but not be seen doing it, found what looked like a skinny teenage boy's flat butt. That just lets the wind out of all my sails.

But boobies or lack of them never have.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 12:12 AM (DW+jj)

539 532 "But then you've got the "Don't stick your dick in crazy" rule. What's a dude to do ? "

****

Unfortunately, crazy is not always initially recognizable.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 09, 2016 12:12 AM (YLidQ)

This is true. Sometimes you get the frog in the pot effect.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:13 AM (0mRoj)

540 Just a thought, where is all of that high tech crowd control technology that uses science?

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 09, 2016 12:13 AM (vXVSV)

541 I have had sex with women that seemed normal, then the crazy burst forth like an alien chest popper later.
Maybe I was merely blind or they hid it well.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:13 AM (hVdx9)

542 Jake, mn is a lib prick state, paper test & shooting test. WI paper test boom you have it

Maybe a GOP president & congress would pass nationwide universal CCW

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)

543 "Fake name.
Burner phone.
Pay for everything in cash.
Never take her back to your place.
If you have to pick her up, use a rental car."



Well, seems you may have put some thought into this.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:14 AM (9ym/8)

544 Yeah, the whole thing wrong about gun knowledge vs. non-knowledge is that kids who grow up with guns in the house with parents who teach them .... F it, I'm just preaching to the choir.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 09, 2016 12:14 AM (vhW1R)

545 Same as Chemjeff who left on his own accord I think. He was just a messed up soul who needed help but I liked him.
Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (YUgLc)


Why did Chemjeff leave

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2016 12:15 AM (+lVUW)

546 "I have had sex with women that seemed normal, then the crazy burst forth like an alien chest popper later. "



Bingo. Sweet gal. Likes to fool around. Cooks for you. Seems just fine.


Then, when she thinks the hook is firmly seated, WHAMMO!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:15 AM (9ym/8)

547 Well, seems you may have put some thought into this.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:14 AM (9ym/

Maybe a little. I think about weird stuff like that.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:16 AM (0mRoj)

548 But boobies or lack of them never have.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 12:12 AM (DW+jj)

You are typing words that seem like English, but I do not understand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2016 12:16 AM (3ZoRf)

549 This is true. Sometimes you get the frog in the pot effect.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:13 AM (0mRoj)

****

Relationship wise, it seems to take about 90 days. This is my experience, anyways. YMMV.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 09, 2016 12:16 AM (YLidQ)

550 Fake name.
Burner phone.
Pay for everything in cash.
Never take her back to your place.
If you have to pick her up, use a rental car.


Yeah - I think my second wife's going to be a sexy honeydew melon whose turn-ons include short stints in the microwave followed by porn.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 09, 2016 12:16 AM (fiGNd)

551 The itty bitty tittle committee?
Is that the group that hates over the shoulder boulder holders?

Posted by: Chi at July 09, 2016 12:17 AM (qlcTY)

552 A'ville - Sounds like a lot of driving, but all very interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2016 12:17 AM (ANVXm)

553 Jake, good advice.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 09, 2016 12:17 AM (vhW1R)

554 pro tip when carrying

unless the po-po ask me to get out of the car I do not mention CCW.

many cops freek out if they know you got a gun holstered just like them.

I don't care what the state rules are about notification


I also keep my wallet and insurance papers in the visor, so I do not reach into a back pocket....

Posted by: Jake
****

Tip for AZ CCW:
At night turn on the interior dome light. Place both hands on top of the steering wheel and interlace them. Be polite and friendly and tell the officer you are carrying concealed and ask what they want you to do. Comply with what they say.
I have gotten out of tickets over half the time by doing this.
The only ones who seem not care is DPS as 90% of the time they gave me tickets.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:17 AM (hVdx9)

555 I had Grass Fed Antelope Sirloins tonight with Asparagus and Mushrooms in Black Bean Sauce.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2016 12:18 AM (ggrt+)

556 Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:17 AM (hVdx9)

Does AZ require a permit for CC?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:19 AM (0mRoj)

557 Bingo. Sweet gal. Likes to fool around. Cooks for you. Seems just fine.


Then, when she thinks the hook is firmly seated, WHAMMO!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****

Not fun having your own gun waved at you.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:19 AM (hVdx9)

558 "A'ville - Sounds like a lot of driving, but all very interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Nothing like driving to LA and back like we did last year. This is a much shorter trip.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 09, 2016 12:19 AM (w+Jhj)

559
pro tip when carrying



unless the po-po ask me to get out of the car I do not mention CCW.



And this happens how often?

Posted by: cm9000 at July 09, 2016 12:19 AM (2TUVm)

560 There is a think as optimal anxiety, fear. You can be too confident, and then too afraid.

If you go into a task cock sure of yourself, you'll screw up. As your fear increases, your performance will improve, up to a point. Then it becomes counterproductive.

As a kid, I was always scared shitless of public speaking. When I'd have to do it, I'd get myself in a near tizzy. And I always did well, could nail it. The fear was what did it. I was so scared of making a fool of myself, etc, that I was able NOT to.

Now, too much fear, and you fall apart. Not enough fear, and you make a fool out of yourself. I realized that later. A lot of people don't know what fools they're making of themselves. And they don't care. It doesn't bother them because of it. They're happy. Fools, but happy.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 12:19 AM (DW+jj)

561 @478, 481, 494, an 505....

One is none, two is one.

Always, always have a backup. Nothin new, just bears repeatin.


And.... buy firearms in COMMON calibers. .45ACP, 9mm, 5.56/.223, .308/7.62, 2 3/4 12ga, etc. (For those new to firearms...its easier this way to scrounge ammo if the world ends.)

NRA Infomercial over..... back to the High Octane HomeBrew on the porch....


Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 09, 2016 12:20 AM (LQE71)

562 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)

........
I know MN is wack, but my bride grew up there so we go back each year, but never to the cities just to the lake in the boonies in NW MN

Posted by: Jake at July 09, 2016 12:20 AM (WJ13u)

563 "Yeah - I think my second wife's going to be a sexy honeydew melon whose turn-ons include short stints in the microwave followed by porn."



I hope you two are very happy together, you crazy kids.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:20 AM (9ym/8)

564 I had Grass Fed Antelope Sirloins tonight with Asparagus and Mushrooms in Black Bean Sauce.


Whatever ... I've had Miller Lite. And scintillating conversation with Maet.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 09, 2016 12:20 AM (fiGNd)

565
Jake, mn is a lib prick state, paper test shooting test. WI paper test boom you have it



Maybe a GOP president congress would pass nationwide universal CCW

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)







Hell, even Texas is a paper/shooting test state. If we can't have Constitutional Carry like we fucking should, I actually don't mind that much with both tests (did 'em both, and I'm waiting on my TX LTC right now). But the thing with LEO interviews and mental health exams in some states......fuck that shit.

I'll say this much, I'm surprised at the shooting prowess of the other folks at my LTC class. I expected Texans to shoot a LOT better than they did. Practice, practice, practice!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2016 12:21 AM (LuZz8)

566 There's a lot of people out there like that this our
leftards have produced, being in charge of the educational system,
popular culture, and all that.

That's the root of a lot of this. They are scared out of their wits and do stupid crap.


Posted by: publius
..................
It's not just leftards...

I grew up in the city.. no one had guns.. (except shotguns for hunting in the country) they were so foreign to us.. I did not shoot a hand gun until i was 64 yrs old last year.. a father's day present from my kids.. an afternoon at the range with some instruction, etc.. it was fun... But I was still.. not comfortable..

I will never own a gun unless things go south.. I am not comfortable having one in the house.. it is really all about how you have grown up and your familiarization with guns, I believe.

So.. I would defend the right to own and keep guns.. I just choose not to have them myself.

Posted by: CIA Monitor Team at July 09, 2016 12:21 AM (UpGcq)

567 But boobies or lack of them never have.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 12:12 AM (DW+jj)

You don't perchance, have a Cadillac with the license plate ASSMAN?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 12:21 AM (kKHcp)

568 >>>I'm so done done done with both Star Trek and Star Wars.<<<

I always wondered why Yoda didn't do a guest host appearance on Sesame Street and then I realized that he and Grover had the same frigging voice!

Imagine Grover bending Yoda over Oscar's dumpster giving him the old Obama okie-doke!

Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2016 12:22 AM (oia+s)

569 455 >>429 I dread any urban areas now.

8-12 times a year to Green Bay The Twin Cities Ugh can't carry as they are gun free zones where I visit

Let me stay in my town of 500

And vacation? It's the cabin off the grid located in and near woods water.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 08, 2016 11:50 PM (voOPb)

++++

Packers / Vikings games?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 09, 2016 12:22 AM (R+30W)

570 Yes. There is also breast size. She wins.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2016 12:09 AM


Mister or Madame Chairman, whatever you're identifying as at the moment, I rise in rebuttal to Senator Aetius451AD's rebuttal.

The Chair recognizes the Honorable Duncanthrax of Zork.

Thank you. I need only point out two words: Mary Anne. I yield the floor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2016 12:22 AM (OF/aZ)

571 "Not fun having your own gun waved at you."



I can imagine not.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:22 AM (9ym/8)

572 Spirit on the Water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnOYqqeP7wQ

That's Bob absolutely killing it on piano. You're welcome.

Posted by: rickl at July 09, 2016 12:22 AM (sdi6R)

573 Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:17 AM (hVdx9)

Does AZ require a permit for CC?

Posted by: Insomniac
****

Depends. Most locations, no.
Want to go into bar tho? Yes and you cannot drink. This is also assuming the bar does not have a no firearms sign posted.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:23 AM (hVdx9)

574 >>>Hell, even Texas is a paper/shooting test state.


So WI has one uo on mighty TX? Woot woot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:23 AM (voOPb)

575 549 This is true. Sometimes you get the frog in the pot effect.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:13 AM (0mRoj)

****

Relationship wise, it seems to take about 90 days. This is my experience, anyways. YMMV.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 09, 2016 12:16 AM (YLidQ)

Depends on your personal threshold too. Without going into gory detail, in my backstory crazy was a near-everyday occurrence. So when I encountered it, I accepted it as a normal and unavoidable part of a relationship when, with the benefit of maturity, hindsight, and therapy, I now know i should've run the hell away screaming.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:24 AM (0mRoj)

576 The thing about crazy is that they are like the Terminator. Nothing can or will stop them. They just keep coming and coming. And then all of your friends and family get freaked out and drop you for their own safety. And if you divorced one well unless you want to destroy the life of another woman, you can never date again.

We are talking legit crazy. Not somebody who can be a bitch or has moments here and there.

Legit crazy you never see until it is too late.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 09, 2016 12:25 AM (vXVSV)

577 " I had Grass Fed Antelope Sirloins tonight with Asparagus and Mushrooms in Black Bean Sauce. "



Golden grapes for dessert?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:25 AM (9ym/8)

578 Imagine Grover bending Yoda over Oscar's dumpster giving him the old Obama okie-doke!

Begun, the sodomy has.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2016 12:25 AM (T/cxb)

579 Insomniac, here is more info on AZ CCW laws
http://preview.tinyurl.com/3kswmuz

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:25 AM (hVdx9)

580
Depends on your personal threshold too. Without
going into gory detail, in my backstory crazy was a near-everyday
occurrence. So when I encountered it, I accepted it as a normal and
unavoidable part of a relationship when, with the benefit of maturity,
hindsight, and therapy, I now know i should've run the hell away
screaming.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:24 AM (0mRoj)










Stop chasing gingers. That's probably a big part of the problem.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2016 12:25 AM (LuZz8)

581 "Not fun having your own gun waved at you."

Come on ... when they give you that grin, and those nutty-assed eyes, and then they start ...

... shit. We're talking about different guns, ain't we.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 09, 2016 12:26 AM (fiGNd)

582 573 Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:17 AM (hVdx9)

Does AZ require a permit for CC?

Posted by: Insomniac
****

Depends. Most locations, no.
Want to go into bar tho? Yes and you cannot drink. This is also assuming the bar does not have a no firearms sign posted.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:23 AM (hVdx9)

Got it. I figured that if a permit was required you might want to mention that before saying you had a concealed weapon. But that is apparently not the case.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:26 AM (0mRoj)

583 Ok, Horde has spoken....

AoS Article 134 in the FAQ's is

"Don't stick your dick in crazy"

Kinda says it all....in a sentence.

Succinct.

Now, NPBH graphic...What kinda budget do y'all need?

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 09, 2016 12:26 AM (LQE71)

584 And this happens how often?


Posted by: cm9000 at July 09, 2016 12:19 AM (2TUVm)

....
I got my CCL in 2001, so far I've never been asked to get out of the vehicle, in any state

Posted by: Jake at July 09, 2016 12:26 AM (WJ13u)

585 >> Begun, the sodomy has.

That just made me laugh out loud.

We all know about sodomy, but wait until you get a load of gomorrah-y. That's what the real pervs do.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 12:27 AM (DW+jj)

586 . So when I encountered it, I accepted it as a normal and unavoidable part of a relationship when, with the benefit of maturity, hindsight, and therapy, I now know i should've run the hell away screaming.

this, too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at July 09, 2016 12:27 AM (CL76w)

587 "So WI has one uo on mighty TX? Woot woot"


Yes, it do. But I can carry concealed in the vehicle without any type of permit, so. I don't remember at the moment but I don't think you have to inform an officer if pulled over. But I would out of courtesy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:27 AM (9ym/8)

588 You don't perchance, have a Cadillac with the license plate ASSMAN?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 12:21 AM


Not sure, but I don't think that would comply with AoSHQ proctocol.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2016 12:28 AM (OF/aZ)

589 Instead of the Gorn, Kirk fights Cookie Monster.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 09, 2016 12:28 AM (IqV8l)

590 Packers / Vikings games?


I'm fortunate have packer tickets

And I have a business acquaintance who usually gives me 2-4 MN Wild tickets per year

My oldest went to U of MN after walking from her apartment to go to a choo choo station to catch the train to Metrodome. Never again thru little Mogadishu never

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:28 AM (voOPb)

591 Stop chasing gingers. That's probably a big part of the problem.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2016 12:25 AM (LuZz

Never did, so I can't just chalk it up to that. For one we're talking at least one diagnosable personality disorder - probably borderline, maybe histrionic also. Absolute insanity.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:29 AM (0mRoj)

592 All I did to get my CCL was bring in my DD214.

No tests of any kind

but tell everyone Idaho is full

Posted by: Jake at July 09, 2016 12:29 AM (WJ13u)

593 @419...my husband looks bewildered when I tell him that he was a bad boy in my dream and I wake up ticked off at him.

And he was a bad boy when I met him. Kept thinking greener pastures and all that when he had ME. He would break up and come back and was all sad when I told him to talk to me in six months when I graduated college (that he was a pain in the arse). That resulted in him "getting serious" and going back to college and proposing marriage (which I laughed at). So my dreams are not far fetched. He got it out of his system before marriage and has been good to me for many decades.

I am now wondering about the robot thing for Massacre X last night. Maybe it was disguised as a Domino pizza. Boom!

I am worried about Baton Rouge. I guess this must have been why Lynch was jetting all over to preach her community police stuff. NCIS rule #37: no coincidences.

And the BLM and Newer and improved Pathers are worrisome (all under guise of CAIR and Nation of islam). What could go wrong?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 09, 2016 12:29 AM (Pg/Jq)

594 Instead of the Gorn, Kirk fights Cookie Monster.

The trouble with muppets.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2016 12:29 AM (T/cxb)

595 Depends on your personal threshold too. Without going into gory detail, in my backstory crazy was a near-everyday occurrence. So when I encountered it, I accepted it as a normal and unavoidable part of a relationship when, with the benefit of maturity, hindsight, and therapy, I now know i should've run the hell away screaming.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:24 AM (0mRoj)

******

Yeah, I have developed a pretty low threshold. This is based on experience. The last fairly hot woman I dated decided to cut herself off from Cymbalta one Thursday when we were leaving for the weekend Friday morning. Any Doc will tell you that you have to wean under medical supervision.

Aside from one insanely great sex episode, that whole weekend sucked ass.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 09, 2016 12:29 AM (YLidQ)

596 545
Same as Chemjeff who left on his own accord I think. He was just a messed up soul who needed help but I liked him.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 08, 2016 11:03 PM (YUgLc)



Why did Chemjeff leave

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2016 12:15 AM (+lVUW)


Chemjeff got some ideas about unfettered immigration that he'd ask to discuss, but would use a variety of problematic logical statements (confusing cause and effect, skipped premises, straw-men, etc.) to start echoing Progressive talking points (he does, after all, work at an indoctrination center). After a short while, various members of the Horde gave up on rational discourse and went full-Alinsky on him -- just ridiculing him for the Progressive stuff. So he left.

I hope he comes back, but have little hope it will be before the election.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 12:30 AM (EzgxV)

597 Not fun having your own gun waved at you."

Come on ... when they give you that grin, and those nutty-assed eyes, and then they start ...

... shit. We're talking about different guns, ain't we.

Posted by: ScoggDog
****

In this case a Browning High Power...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:30 AM (hVdx9)

598 Don't break traffic laws and don't look like an armed robber and you should be set

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:30 AM (voOPb)

599 "536
pro tip when carrying



unless the po-po ask me to get out of the car I do not mention CCW.



many cops freek out if they know you got a gun holstered just like them.



I don't care what the state rules are about notification





I also keep my wallet and insurance papers in the visor, so I do not reach into a back pocket....

Posted by: Jake at July 09, 2016 12:12 AM (WJ13u)"


In Texas the police now have all that information available when they run your plates. They get the registration information and status of the vehicle and your insurance information. Also, if the vehicle is registered to you, they get the information that you have a concealed handgun license before they get out of their car to walk up to you.

I always make it a point to keep both my hands on the steering wheel when stopped by the police.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 09, 2016 12:31 AM (QHgTq)

600 "but tell everyone Idaho is full"


Of course. But, part of my bunch will be up there week-after-next visiting other family. They shouldn't cause any trouble.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:31 AM (9ym/8)

601
I will never own a gun unless things go south.. I am
not comfortable having one in the house.. it is really all about how
you have grown up and your familiarization with guns, I believe.

So.. I would defend the right to own and keep guns.. I just choose not to have them myself.


Posted by: CIA Monitor Team at July 09, 2016 12:21 AM (UpGcq)






Now, this is an honorable position. Having the right to keep and bear arms is a lot different from actually exercising that right. We all have to make our own, personal decisions on that front. But we MUST have the option, otherwise we are slaves.

But.......if you are considering it for when "things go south", you should consider the possibility of getting some training and buying one now. Because when things do circle the drain, that shit happens FAST. You might not have the opportunity later on. Food for thought.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2016 12:31 AM (LuZz8)

602 I am not advocating this, but a free man in a free country could carry a firearm where and when he chose because he felt like it.

Of course with all the qualifiers in the above statement that clearly doesn't apply to us.

But one could...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 12:31 AM (kKHcp)

603 568 >>>I'm so done done done with both Star Trek and Star Wars.

I always wondered why Yoda didn't do a guest host appearance on Sesame Street and then I realized that he and Grover had the same frigging voice!

Imagine Grover bending Yoda over Oscar's dumpster giving him the old Obama okie-doke!



Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2016 12:22 AM (oia+s)



When feeling kinky am I, dress up as Miss Piggy I do. MMM HEHEHEHEHE

Posted by: Yoda at July 09, 2016 12:31 AM (bMG0w)

604 the hell?!!!
how did CdrM escape RIMPAC?!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 09, 2016 12:32 AM (Qcady)

605 "Instead of the Gorn, Kirk fights Cookie Monster."

Then has sex with him. JTK loves him some strange.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:32 AM (hVdx9)

606 592, Jake - same in Washington State, which is "shall issue." The usual questions on the form, wait 2 weeks or so, get it in the mail. And I'm pretty sure we have reciprocity with you guys.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 09, 2016 12:33 AM (/WPPJ)

607 Aside from one insanely great sex episode, that whole weekend sucked ass.

If the ass is sucked right it can be hawt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:33 AM (voOPb)

608 Then has sex with him. JTK loves him some strange.

Great, gorn porn.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2016 12:33 AM (T/cxb)

609 In this case a Browning High Power...

Well ... I don't like to brag ...

... all seriousness, that would suck til.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 09, 2016 12:34 AM (fiGNd)

610 My house would probably scare the shit out of some people (and come to think of it, I think it has). I've got rifles and shotguns stood up in the corners. Handguns lying around, my 639 next to the bed. Magazines for it and others lying around.

And hell, all my neighbors are about the same way. Now, the newbies in some of these damned subdivisions that have sprung up like pestilence, probably not. But as a kid, guns of all kinds were everywhere.

And when I was little, I knew not to touch any of them. My father would've have blistered my ass but good.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 12:34 AM (DW+jj)

611
Then has sex with him. JTK loves him some strange.



Great, gorn porn.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2016 12:33 AM (T/cxb)








Rule 34.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2016 12:35 AM (LuZz8)

612 If the ass is sucked right it can be hawt

Well ... y'all have a good evening.

*pukes all over everything*

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 09, 2016 12:35 AM (fiGNd)

613 Of course. But, part of my bunch will be up there week-after-next visiting other family. They shouldn't cause any trouble.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:31 AM (9ym/
...........

What part?
North?
Central?
SE?
SW?

Posted by: Jake at July 09, 2016 12:35 AM (WJ13u)

614 will never own a gun unless things go south.. I am
not comfortable having one in the house.. it is really all about how
you have grown up and your familiarization with guns, I believe.

So.. I would defend the right to own and keep guns.. I just choose not to have them myself.


Posted by: CIA Monitor Team
****

I STRONGLY suggest you buy before you need them. Why? Because by the time you decide you need them they may be in short supply.
They could be banned or you may be competing against many others trying to buy at the same time. Better to not need and have than need and not have.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:36 AM (hVdx9)

615 608 Then has sex with him. JTK loves him some strange.

Great, gorn porn.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2016 12:33 AM (T/cxb)



Yeah, but they'd use this as the background music instead of bad jazz.

https://youtu.be/Ml4wAnvfM4M

Posted by: buzzion at July 09, 2016 12:36 AM (bMG0w)

616 Chemjeff got some ideas about unfettered immigration that he'd ask to discuss, but would use a variety of problematic logical statements (confusing cause and effect, skipped premises, straw-men, etc.) to start echoing Progressive talking points (he does, after all, work at an indoctrination center). After a short while, various members of the Horde gave up on rational discourse and went full-Alinsky on him -- just ridiculing him for the Progressive stuff. So he left.

I hope he comes back, but have little hope it will be before the election.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 12:30 AM (EzgxV)

Well said. I would add that he seemed to know when certain topics were being discussed and magically show up for those threads.
In almost every case, the entire thread would be about Chemjeff.

Amish became that way too, only angrier, and I wonder if they were lurking 24/7 and just engaging on select topics or if they had some sort of feed monitor that would let them know.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 12:36 AM (kKHcp)

617 601
I will never own a gun unless things go south.. I am
not comfortable having one in the house.. it is really all about how
you have grown up and your familiarization with guns, I believe.

So.. I would defend the right to own and keep guns.. I just choose not to have them myself.


Posted by: CIA Monitor Team at July 09, 2016 12:21 AM (UpGcq)






Now, this is an honorable position. Having the right to keep and bear arms is a lot different from actually exercising that right. We all have to make our own, personal decisions on that front. But we MUST have the option, otherwise we are slaves.

But.......if you are considering it for when "things go south", you should consider the possibility of getting some training and buying one now. Because when things do circle the drain, that shit happens FAST. You might not have the opportunity later on. Food for thought.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2016 12:31 AM (LuZz

Ever give a shotgun a thought?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:36 AM (voOPb)

618 Then has sex with him. JTK loves him some strange.

Who do you think started the whole 'go green' movement?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2016 12:36 AM (OF/aZ)

619 610 I've got rifles and shotguns stood up in the corners. Handguns lying around, my 639 next to the bed.

you need to go on a boat trip soon

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 09, 2016 12:36 AM (Qcady)

620 "I always make it a point to keep both my hands on the steering wheel when stopped by the police. "



The last couple of times I got pulled over (yes, I'm an aggressive driver) I rolled the window down and put both hands on the window sill. Just more reassurance for a cop walking up on a situation he can't be sure about.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:36 AM (9ym/8)

621 Surprised to read Washington is a "shall-issue" state. I thought it was libtard central.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 12:36 AM (q7T0y)

622 Don't break traffic laws and don't look like an armed robber and you should be set

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian a
.............
So, don't look black?

I question the "driving while black" shit that they always complain about and how they are x number of times more likely to be pulled over than white people.

But, let's be honest.. if you are black, and even if you are an honest citizen with no record, cops treat you different.

Black men are 6% of the population and commit 50% of crime.. so, yes.. I understand it from a cop's perspective.. Cops do a traffic stop of a black guy very differently. but, from the honest black guy's perspective, it's a pretty shitty scenario.

Posted by: CIA Monitor Team at July 09, 2016 12:37 AM (UpGcq)

623
606
Nope ID CCL does not work in WA

Posted by: Jake at July 09, 2016 12:38 AM (WJ13u)

624 Well said. I would add that he seemed to know when certain topics were being discussed and magically show up for those threads.
In almost every case, the entire thread would be about Chemjeff.

Amish became that way too, only angrier, and I wonder if they were lurking 24/7 and just engaging on select topics or if they had some sort of feed monitor that would let them know.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 12:36 AM (kKHcp)

****

Yep. It were the threadjacks that were most annoying. Seconded only to the White Knighting one of them enjoyed.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 09, 2016 12:39 AM (YLidQ)

625 596
Chemjeff got some ideas about unfettered immigration that he'd ask to discuss, but would use a variety of problematic logical statements (confusing cause and effect, skipped premises, straw-men, etc.) to start echoing Progressive talking points (he does, after all, work at an indoctrination center). After a short while, various members of the Horde gave up on rational discourse and went full-Alinsky on him -- just ridiculing him for the Progressive stuff. So he left.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 12:30 AM (EzgxV)


That's not the way I saw it.

He went full Rain Man on open borders, and there was no way to argue against it because he would never ever concede on any point and would keep arguing on into eternity.

I've seen others like that on other blogs and quickly learned to ignore them, because arguing with them was a complete waste of time. Because they would never. ever. stop.

I liked Chemjeff in the past, but he really jumped the shark with open borders.

Posted by: rickl at July 09, 2016 12:39 AM (sdi6R)

626 620 Just more reassurance for a cop walking up on a situation he can't be sure about

I always found that the safest thing to do is roll down your window and throw out the dog as a sacrifice

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 09, 2016 12:39 AM (Qcady)

627 "What part?
North?
Central?
SE?
SW?"


The CdA. Flying into Spokane.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:39 AM (9ym/8)

628 So, don't look black?

I question the "driving while black" shit that they always complain about and how they are x number of times more likely to be pulled over than white people.

But, let's be honest.. if you are black, and even if you are an honest citizen with no record, cops treat you different.

Black men are 6% of the population and commit 50% of crime.. so, yes.. I understand it from a cop's perspective.. Cops do a traffic stop of a black guy very differently. but, from the honest black guy's perspective, it's a pretty shitty scenario.


Posted by: CIA Monitor Team
****

I must cite the dreaded "study" line, but according to various studies blacks tend to speed more and at least here in AZ I can say there is something to that.
Per the DOJ I think, blacks are more likely to be engaged in criminal activity than any other race.
What do you expect when they have been conditioned into thinking America hates them and wants them to be slaves again?

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:40 AM (hVdx9)

629 So.. I would defend the right to own and keep guns.. I just choose not to have them myself.
Posted by: CIA Monitor Team
----------------

Frankly, the only time I am completely comfortable around a gun(s) (and I've been around them my entire life), is when it or they are in my control.

The same thing is true about cars. No matter how long I have known the driver, or how many miles I've been their passenger, I'm still not totally comfortable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2016 12:40 AM (ANVXm)

630 You don't perchance, have a Cadillac with the license plate ASSMAN?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 12:21 AM

Not sure, but I don't think that would comply with AoSHQ proctocol.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2016 12:28 AM (OF/aZ)

Whut?
I'd think that would get one the honorary platinum Moron membership.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 12:41 AM (kKHcp)

631 navycopjoe, what do you do after your dog bites the officer?? :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 12:41 AM (q7T0y)

632 But.......if you are considering it for when "things
go south", you should consider the possibility of getting some training
and buying one now. Because when things do circle the drain, that shit
happens FAST. You might not have the opportunity later on. Food for
thought.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2016 12:31 AM (LuZz



Ever give a shotgun a thought?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
................
I will say honestly I have given more thought to getting something now rather than waiting.. this country is going to hell in a handbasket tout suite!
Maybe when I retire and have more time to devote to training, etc..

Posted by: CIA Monitor Team at July 09, 2016 12:41 AM (UpGcq)

633 qdpsteve, 621 - Seattle is, but outside of the city and near suburbs, it's just the inland West. Could be Idaho or Wyoming. Oregon (Portland and the college towns excepted) is badically the same way.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 09, 2016 12:41 AM (/WPPJ)

634 >>So, don't look black?
-------
You have a point. But, politeness & obedience goes along way in a traffic stop.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:41 AM (voOPb)

635 I always found that the safest thing to do is roll down your window and throw out the dog as a sacrifice

-------------

JT Marlin upgrades National Corgi Breeding Corp. to STRONG BUY

Posted by: JT Marlin at July 09, 2016 12:42 AM (sl+zA)

636 622 Black men are 6% of the population and commit 50% of crime.. so, yes.. I understand it from a cop's perspective.. Cops do a traffic stop of a black guy very differently.

ummm, no
cops act differently in high crime areas and unfortunately the vast majority of people who live in these areas are black

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 09, 2016 12:42 AM (Qcady)

637 598 Don't break traffic laws and don't look like an armed robber and you should be set
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:30 AM (voOPb)

Not necessarily. I got lit up and ordered out of my car on a pretext stop once while I was still in law school. Cop was fishing for a DUI (I was stone cold sober and had broken no traffic laws) then he made up an after-the-fact reason why he'd pulled me over when it became perfectly clear I was not intoxicated in the slightest.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:42 AM (0mRoj)

638 That's not the way I saw it.

He went full Rain Man on open borders, and there was no way to argue against it because he would never ever concede on any point and would keep arguing on into eternity.

I've seen others like that on other blogs and quickly learned to ignore them, because arguing with them was a complete waste of time. Because they would never. ever. stop.

I liked Chemjeff in the past, but he really jumped the shark with open borders.

Posted by: rickl
****

Rick is right times 1000.
Broken record big time. No logic, all emotion. He was quite sane on any other subject, just not that one.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:42 AM (hVdx9)

639 The CdA. Flying into Spokane.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:39 AM (9ym/
..................
They should have a nice time
CdA is scenic

Posted by: Jake at July 09, 2016 12:43 AM (WJ13u)

640 631 navycopjoe, what do you do after your dog bites the officer?? :-P

I'm a cat guy
I swear everytime I saw a dog on patrol it had a gun
I had to do my duty sadly

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 09, 2016 12:44 AM (Qcady)

641 I just realized I have been commenting with a stupid sock.. geez..

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at July 09, 2016 12:44 AM (UpGcq)

642 "And.... buy firearms in COMMON calibers. .45ACP,
9mm, 5.56/.223, .308/7.62, 2 3/4 12ga, etc. (For those new to
firearms...its easier this way to scrounge ammo if the world ends.)



NRA Infomercial over..... back to the High Octane HomeBrew on the porch....







Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 09, 2016 12:20 AM (LQE71)"


Here is something I have been wondering about for a TEOTWAWKI scenario:

How well would it work to trim .410 shotgun shell cases down to the length of .45 long colt and then reload them? Obviously they would take shotgun primers but does anybody have an idea how well or poorly they would perform?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 09, 2016 12:44 AM (QHgTq)

643 I wouldn't have "Assman" displayed directly. I'd come up with some clever code that said it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 12:45 AM (DW+jj)

644 So, don't look black?



I question the "driving while black" shit that they always complain
about and how they are x number of times more likely to be pulled over
than white people.



But, let's be honest.. if you are black, and even if you are an honest citizen with no record, cops treat you different.



Black men are 6% of the population and commit 50% of crime.. so,
yes.. I understand it from a cop's perspective.. Cops do a traffic stop
of a black guy very differently. but, from the honest black guy's
perspective, it's a pretty shitty scenario.





Posted by: CIA Monitor Team

****



I must cite the dreaded "study" line, but according to various
studies blacks tend to speed more and at least here in AZ I can say
there is something to that.

Per the DOJ I think, blacks are more likely to be engaged in criminal activity than any other race.

What do you expect when they have been conditioned into thinking America hates them and wants them to be slaves again?

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:40 AM (hVdx9)









Obligatory Chris Rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEvMc-K8XHY

It's no accident that his first "rule" is "OBEY THE LAW".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2016 12:45 AM (LuZz8)

645 "I always found that the safest thing to do is roll down your window and throw out the dog as a sacrifice "



Now, that's than idea.


*looks at dog*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 12:46 AM (9ym/8)

646 I will say honestly I have given more thought to
getting something now rather than waiting.. this country is going to
hell in a handbasket tout suite!
Maybe when I retire and have more time to devote to training, etc..
Posted by: CIA Monitor Team at July 09, 2016 12:41 AM (UpGcq)


Skeet is a lot of fun and can be done fairly cheaply.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2016 12:46 AM (ry34m)

647 630 You don't perchance, have a Cadillac with the license plate ASSMAN?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 12:21 AM

Not sure, but I don't think that would comply with AoSHQ proctocol.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2016 12:28 AM (OF/aZ)

Whut?
I'd think that would get one the honorary platinum Moron membership.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 12:41 AM (kKHcp)

Only if it has giant steer horns as a hood ornament.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:46 AM (0mRoj)

648 Black men are 6% of the population and commit 50% of crime.. so, yes.. I understand it from a cop's perspective.. Cops do a traffic stop of a black guy very differently.

ummm, no
cops act differently in high crime areas and unfortunately the vast majority of people who live in these areas are black

Posted by: navycopjoe
****

I disagree. Having known cops they pretty much act the same in high crime areas regardless of the dominant race there.
And stats back up claims that blacks are more likely to commit crimes. Again, no surprise considering how they have been brainwashed by the left.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:46 AM (hVdx9)

649 Rule 34.

You asked for it:

*NSFW* http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/355294 *NSFW*

Do not click unless you wish to be mentally scarred.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2016 12:46 AM (T/cxb)

650 Good nite morons
Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 09, 2016 12:47 AM (voOPb)

651 Insomniac, ah geez, DUIs.

The more I read about them and what a bonanza this charge has become for too many cities, the more depressing it gets.

And, let's assume you're stone cold sober and get pulled over for suspicion of DUI. *Everything* I've read says, *don't* take the breathalyzer test (those machines are notorious for being ridiculously inaccurate and uncalibrated); demand a *blood test.* The problem of course, is that by doing so you're going to piss off the officer to no end, so he's going to arrest you on the spot and drag you to jail for a while. (On top of which, blood tests can't be done properly in the field, and most officers aren't trained to do them.)

And then on top of ALL THAT? You've got to remember not to answer *any* questions the officer has for you, and you're most likely going to need an attorney for something when everything is said and done. Just a massive headache from moment one, even if again, you're stone cold sober.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 12:47 AM (q7T0y)

652 CIA M.T,

Gotta say, better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

Endgame a Venezuela like situation in your location....

What tools would you need to enhance your (and your families) chances of survival/escape?

Proactive action is wayyyy better than reactive action.

My 3 1/2cents....

Now about that NPBH graphic.....


Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 09, 2016 12:48 AM (LQE71)

653 648 Having known cops they pretty much act the same in high crime areas regardless of the dominant race there

that's what I meant but worded in my Chicago schooled jibberish

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 09, 2016 12:48 AM (Qcady)

654 30 years ago, I had my first and only vanity license plate.
It read "55 MYA55."
DMV revoked them after a few months - some do-gooder complained.

Posted by: Chi at July 09, 2016 12:48 AM (qlcTY)

655 I wouldn't have "Assman" displayed directly. I'd come up with some clever code that said it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 12:45 AM (DW+jj)

I was just referring to a Seinfeld episode where Kramer borrowed a proctologist's Cadillac and it said AssMan on the plate.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 12:48 AM (kKHcp)

656 Obligatory Chris Rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEvMc-K8XHY

It's no accident that his first "rule" is "OBEY THE LAW".


Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****

That was before he got beat down into the typical black dem plantation.
Not saying they deserve to die, but when a cop tells you something whether right or wrong, obey. Failure to do so increases you chances of getting hurt or killed.
That Alton guy failed to learn that lesson after at least one prior fight with the police.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:49 AM (hVdx9)

657 navycopjoe, dogs with guns?!?!?!? Hoo boy...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 12:49 AM (q7T0y)

658 there is no way I'm googling 'assman'

Posted by: Jake at July 09, 2016 12:49 AM (WJ13u)

659 625
596

Chemjeff got some ideas about unfettered immigration that he'd ask
to discuss, but would use a variety of problematic logical statements
(confusing cause and effect, skipped premises, straw-men, etc.) to start
echoing Progressive talking points (he does, after all, work at an
indoctrination center). After a short while, various members of the
Horde gave up on rational discourse and went full-Alinsky on him -- just
ridiculing him for the Progressive stuff. So he left.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 12:30 AM (EzgxV)



That's not the way I saw it.



He went full Rain Man on open borders, and there was no way to argue
against it because he would never ever concede on any point and would
keep arguing on into eternity.



I've seen others like that on other blogs and quickly learned to
ignore them, because arguing with them was a complete waste of time.
Because they would never. ever. stop.



I liked Chemjeff in the past, but he really jumped the shark with open borders.

Posted by: rickl at July 09, 2016 12:39 AM (sdi6R)


Funny, I think we both said roughly the same thing with different words.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 12:49 AM (EzgxV)

660 649 Rule 34.

You asked for it:

*NSFW* http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/355294 *NSFW*

Do not click unless you wish to be mentally scarred.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2016 12:46 AM (T/cxb)

Seen much worse.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:49 AM (0mRoj)

661 You'll probably be able to do it.

But they already make the S&W governor and the Taurus Judge that are made exactly for that.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 12:50 AM (kKHcp)

662 A plate the DMV issued me that was never revoked--- 357*FKR

I used to get people who would fly up on my ass, then back off multiple car lengths. I called it the rubber band move.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:50 AM (hVdx9)

663 Deny Biological and Grammatical Reality or be Punished

In New York, you can be denied service at business for not using another customers preferred gender pronouns, and the company fined. Employers and employees in D.C. will now be similarly fined for daring to use pronouns concomitant with a persons biological sex.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12079

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 09, 2016 12:51 AM (vBeA5)

664 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 12:47 AM (q7T0y)

It's a mess. And don't even get me started on that checkpoint horseshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:51 AM (0mRoj)

665 Okay, I'm googling 'assman'...

Hey that's not so OMG I'M GOING TO DIE AAAAAAA BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH

*shivering in corner in fetal position*

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 12:52 AM (q7T0y)

666
30 years ago, I had my first and only vanity license plate.

It read "55 MYA55."

DMV revoked them after a few months - some do-gooder complained.

Posted by: Chi at July 09, 2016 12:48 AM (qlcTY)









Heh. A buddy of mine had a CA vanity plate that said "IDIG69". The only reason he got away with it was because it was on his restored '69 Corvette. He tried to transfer it to his late-model truck when he sold the 'vette but DMV didn't go for it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2016 12:53 AM (LuZz8)

667 663 Deny Biological and Grammatical Reality or be Punished

In New York, you can be denied service at business for not using another customers preferred gender pronouns, and the company fined. Employers and employees in D.C. will now be similarly fined for daring to use pronouns concomitant with a persons biological sex.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12079
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 09, 2016 12:51 AM (vBeA5)



There's only one solution if you live in such an area. Everyone you meet is it/they. You can even use the excuse that it's for equality's sake.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 09, 2016 12:53 AM (J+mig)

668 Okay, I'm googling 'assman'...

Hey that's not so OMG I'M GOING TO DIE AAAAAAA BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH

*shivering in corner in fetal position*

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

Good thing he didn't Google "shit lovers"...
(NEVER challenge someone to a grossest site contest. NO ONE wins. Trust me on this)

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:53 AM (hVdx9)

669 Of course, the Germans are famous for their close-drill polka-ing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzeGu8lW71g

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2016 12:53 AM (ry34m)

670 Insomniac, what's really frustrating is that I think ACLU has challenged checkpoints...

And courts have actually UPHELD them, SOLELY on the basis of "but the cities need the revenue!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 12:53 AM (q7T0y)

671 I used to get people who would fly up on my ass, then back off multiple car lengths. I called it the rubber band move.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:50 AM (hVdx9)

***

I drive used Police Interceptors. Nothing like one of those to slow people down.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 09, 2016 12:53 AM (YLidQ)

672 665 Okay, I'm googling 'assman'...

Hey that's not so OMG I'M GOING TO DIE AAAAAAA BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH

*shivering in corner in fetal position*
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 12:52 AM (q7T0y)

Broke a cardinal rule I'm afraid. That's what happens.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:53 AM (0mRoj)

673 You have a point. But, politeness obedience goes along way in a traffic stop.





Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
.............
Yes.. most of the time.. but the guy carrying the other day informed the cop he was.. still got shot..
He stupidly reached to get his wallet.. but I contend if he was white, it might not have escalated so fast.

My scary traffic stop story:

On a major highway in the Chicago burbs doing 75 in a 55.. getting over to the right lane for an exit.. state cop's lights go on..

Pulled over just before the exit, but I hit a car's drive shaft lying on the edge of the road.. I was so much more concerned with my car, that I jumped out of the car and checked on what I hit and if it had done any damage.

I must have really spooked the cop.. He ordered me back into the car with his loudspeaker.. then he approached and took all my info.. I explained my actions.. but he looked shaken.. he let me off.. but told me never ever to exit the car when stopped!

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at July 09, 2016 12:54 AM (UpGcq)

674 "I always found that the safest thing to do is roll down your window and throw out the dog as a sacrifice "

Unless it's a K-9 unit ...

just sayin'

Posted by: Adriane the Canine v Feline Critic ... at July 09, 2016 12:54 AM (AoK0a)

675 Good thing he didn't Google "shit lovers"...
(NEVER challenge someone to a grossest site contest. NO ONE wins. Trust me on this)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale


Yup, it's digital MAD.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 12:54 AM (q7T0y)

676 Heh. A buddy of mine had a CA vanity plate that said "IDIG69". The only reason he got away with it was because it was on his restored '69 Corvette. He tried to transfer it to his late-model truck when he sold the 'vette but DMV didn't go for it.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****

One that made me wonder how it slipped by the censors... SPLOOJ.
Another I saw from out of state: IB6UB9

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:55 AM (hVdx9)

677 I'd rather be an unknown here and have my name up there!
What a sad week, what a discouraging day. God Bless the families of those fine men murdered in cold blood last night, and the garbage I've read all day.
I'm trying to wrap my brain around this evil, and just like that my granddaughter came out after her bath and said hi Nani

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 12:55 AM (9plvG)

678 One thing that has always pissed me off is these Beaufort T.'s with their Checkpoint Charlies. At night, they piss me off to no end by shining their damn flashlights inside the cab, and right in my face. "Have anything to drink tonight, sir?", and shit like that.

If you could hook me up to an fMRI and other crap, you'd see the aggression centers in my brain light up and the fight or flight response initiated.

And I have to sit there an take it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 12:56 AM (DW+jj)

679 Never google any permutation of ass unless you are in Safe Mode.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2016 12:56 AM (ggrt+)

680 The first time I got pulled over while carrying I forgot to rol down the window.

So I had to take a hand off the steering wheel and crank it down......

Posted by: Jake at July 09, 2016 12:56 AM (WJ13u)

681 Another I saw from out of state: IB6UB9

If that was a yellow and blue CA plate I met the original owner.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2016 12:57 AM (T/cxb)

682 Story coming along like gang-busters as they say.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2016 12:57 AM (coUaO)

683 Yes.. most of the time.. but the guy carrying the other day informed the cop he was.. still got shot..
He stupidly reached to get his wallet.. but I contend if he was white, it might not have escalated so fast.
****

1) You can tell the cop you are CCW
2) Don't dictate to the cop what you will do. Let THEM tell you what to do

Not blaming the victim, just pointing out what happened is why you let them call the shots...as it were...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:57 AM (hVdx9)

684 670 Insomniac, what's really frustrating is that I think ACLU has challenged checkpoints...

And courts have actually UPHELD them, SOLELY on the basis of "but the cities need the revenue!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 12:53 AM (q7T0y)

How those aren't considered blatant violations of the fourth and fifth amendments I cannot comprehend.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:57 AM (0mRoj)

685 No matter how disgusting, how gross, how awful you think something is, there is something worse out there. It's like infinity. There is no limit.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 12:58 AM (DW+jj)

686 685 No matter how disgusting, how gross, how awful you think something is, there is something worse out there. It's like infinity. There is no limit.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 12:58 AM (DW+jj)

The only limit is that of human depravity, and that isn't much of a limit at all.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 12:59 AM (0mRoj)

687 I must have really spooked the cop.. He ordered me back into the car with his loudspeaker.. then he approached and took all my info.. I explained my actions.. but he looked shaken.. he let me off.. but told me never ever to exit the car when stopped!
Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at July 09, 2016 12:54 AM (UpGcq)

The protocol changed at some point. When I was a younger man, the rule of thumb was to exit the vehicle, move to the back and have your license ready.

they could see you, and assess your risk by body language.
The last time I was stopped at night I did just that and was told by loudspeaker to get back in my vehicle. And when he approached to talk to me, he was pissed.
Young guy, didn't know that used to be the way.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 12:59 AM (kKHcp)

688 Another I saw from out of state: IB6UB9

If that was a yellow and blue CA plate I met the original owner.

Posted by: Blanco Basura
****

Not sure as my memory fails me, but I THINK it was a CA plate. Made me and the other car passengers laugh.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:00 AM (hVdx9)

689 No matter how disgusting, how gross, how awful you think something is, there is something worse out there. It's like infinity. There is no limit.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)


Yep.

Still, WITHOUT looking, it's interesting to wonder. For instance:

"Naked + cat food + Lena Dunham"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 01:00 AM (q7T0y)

690 677
I'd rather be an unknown here and have my name up there!

What a sad week, what a discouraging day. God Bless the families of
those fine men murdered in cold blood last night, and the garbage I've
read all day.

I'm trying to wrap my brain around this evil, and just like that my granddaughter came out after her bath and said hi Nani

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 12:55 AM (9plvG)


Howdy, lousagirl!!!! I was in the neighborhood a while ago and wanted to see about spending some time (I'm wearing my Springs Preserve shirt as I type), but didn't manage to arrange anything. Did spend some time with Hat (Mob Museum and Atomic Testing Museum).

You were in our thoughts.

Hope things are going ok for you on a personal level and locally.....'cause not a lot is going ok on the national level *spit*.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 01:00 AM (EzgxV)

691 683 Yes.. most of the time.. but the guy carrying the other day informed the cop he was.. still got shot..
He stupidly reached to get his wallet.. but I contend if he was white, it might not have escalated so fast.
****

1) You can tell the cop you are CCW
2) Don't dictate to the cop what you will do. Let THEM tell you what to do

Not blaming the victim, just pointing out what happened is why you let them call the shots...as it were...
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 12:57 AM (hVdx9)

I recall it reported that was asked to produce his ID, but who the hell actually knows at this point.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 01:01 AM (0mRoj)

692 peace!
out!

Posted by: Jake at July 09, 2016 01:02 AM (WJ13u)

693 I recall it reported that was asked to produce his ID, but who the hell actually knows at this point.

Posted by: Insomniac
****

If true then the cop should be charged.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:02 AM (hVdx9)

694 Story coming along like gang-busters as they say.

You're blowing up your story's villain with robots & grenades? KEWL!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at July 09, 2016 01:02 AM (AoK0a)

695 Yep.

Still, WITHOUT looking, it's interesting to wonder. For instance:

"Naked + cat food + Lena Dunham"

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

In the words of Deadpool, "I will shoot your f'ing cat!"

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:03 AM (hVdx9)

696 >>I recall it reported that was asked to produce his ID, but who the hell actually knows at this point.

Posted by: Insomniac


That story is evolving to be something completely different than it was, yesterday.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2016 01:04 AM (ggrt+)

697 @642...

That, my friend, sounds like a Jim down Galveston way question. That man is a legit resource.

In all honesty, your question exceeds my purview.

As a Mr. Eastwood once said.... "A man's got to know his limitations."

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 09, 2016 01:04 AM (LQE71)

698 Hey Kids,

beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 01:05 AM (iRJ+A)

699 Not blowing up the villain, yet as it still may happen.

Though one of the naughty Germans is being beat up by some Egyptians because of well gold and plunder are flitting through the locals minds..

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2016 01:05 AM (coUaO)

700 696 >>I recall it reported that was asked to produce his ID, but who the hell actually knows at this point.

Posted by: Insomniac


That story is evolving to be something completely different than it was, yesterday.
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2016 01:04 AM (ggrt+)

They usually do, hence my statement after the comma.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 01:05 AM (0mRoj)

701 I can only imagine the computer program controlling the splodey robot.

"Which temperature setting would you like for the bomb when it goes off?"
( ) Singe
( ) Bake
( ) Pan Roast
( ) Flambe

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 01:05 AM (q7T0y)

702 Hi jc! How you be?

Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at July 09, 2016 01:05 AM (AoK0a)

703 Well, dad's up just as I'm ready for bed. One of those nights.


Hasta.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 09, 2016 01:06 AM (9ym/8)

704 698 Hey Kids,

beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 01:05 AM (iRJ+A)

Depends on the neighborhood.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 01:06 AM (0mRoj)

705 I also hate DUI checkpoints. IIRC they were approved on the grounds that in public you have a reduced expectation of privacy.
Well if you try to avoid a checkpoint the police will chase you down (I have witnessed this). So in other words reduced actually means NO right to privacy in public when I am in my car AFAIC.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:07 AM (hVdx9)

706 Tilikum, there's another great idea!

"microwave + cat + bullets + explosion + Lena Dunham"

;-)

Posted by: qdp "can't stop myself" steve at July 09, 2016 01:07 AM (q7T0y)

707 You should roll down front and rear windows on the driver's side. Don't take for granted the policeman can see through on a glancing angle.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 09, 2016 01:07 AM (VdICR)

708 698
Hey Kids,

beautiful day in the neighborhood.


Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 01:05 AM (iRJ+A)


Howdy, howdy!!! How goes the bannister? Any adventures with moose und squirrel? Are you actually near any place with a recognizable name?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 01:07 AM (EzgxV)

709 I can only imagine the computer program controlling the splodey robot.

Well now that you mentioned it ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzIoneyedBk

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at July 09, 2016 01:08 AM (AoK0a)

710 *drops a Side on qdpsteve*

To save the cats from the mere association with FUPA-LENA.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2016 01:08 AM (coUaO)

711 Hi cthulhu my phone still knows your nic, haha. Was it crazy hot? Oh who am I kidding, we live in a desert. I'm hanging in there, hope your good!

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 01:08 AM (9plvG)

712 North Korea fired a submarine-launched ballistic missile from the water in the country's east, South Korea says.

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/751641047462207488

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 09, 2016 01:09 AM (vBeA5)

713 *anvil drops on qdpsteve's head*

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 01:09 AM (q7T0y)

714 I can only imagine the computer program controlling the splodey robot.

"Which temperature setting would you like for the bomb when it goes off?"
( ) Decapitation
( ) Disembowelment
( ) Dismemberment
( ) Hamburger

Posted by: qdpsteve

Tweaked it for you based off what I know about explosives (I am anything but an expert).

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:09 AM (hVdx9)

715 705 I also hate DUI checkpoints. IIRC they were approved on the grounds that in public you have a reduced expectation of privacy.
Well if you try to avoid a checkpoint the police will chase you down (I have witnessed this). So in other words reduced actually means NO right to privacy in public when I am in my car AFAIC.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:07 AM (hVdx9)



Aren't they supposed to also announce where they are having the checkpoint? I imagine that when they do its some tiny print line on Page B7 of a newspaper.

Posted by: buzzion at July 09, 2016 01:09 AM (bMG0w)

716 Anna Puma at July 09, 2016 01:05 AM (coUaO)

Gold and plunder does things to the brain.

Or so I've been told, never having found gold nor plunder ...

Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at July 09, 2016 01:10 AM (AoK0a)

717 Hat, did the missile hit Pyongyang and off Lil'Lil'Kim?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2016 01:10 AM (coUaO)

718 702
Hi jc! How you be?

Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at July 09, 2016 01:05 AM (AoK0a)
===I am good. Things are cheery except for national news and local economy. If I could just succeed in ignoring the world, it's pretty damn good around here.

Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 01:10 AM (iRJ+A)

719 Tilikum, there's another great idea!

"microwave + cat + bullets + explosion + Lena Dunham"

;-)

Posted by: qdp "can't stop myself" steve
****

I don't know how, but I will find a way to call in a drone strike on you.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:11 AM (hVdx9)

720 Not sure as my memory fails me, but I THINK it was a CA plate. Made me and the other car passengers laugh.

I think you probably saw the guy from NM. He sued the state when they recalled the plate after three years on the road.

Talking about it made me go off and look some stuff up, CA banned the plate years ago.

Hope she liked it while she had it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2016 01:11 AM (T/cxb)

721 If not for me going .45 acp for my TEOTWAWKI handguns, I would buy a
double stack RIA in 9mm in a heartbeat. The vast majority of RIA buyers
are very happy with their purchase.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale"

I prefer to have one of each caliber. If I was richer, two or more of each.


Posted by: AshevilleRobert
****

Oh I have 9mm and .40 handguns, but .45 is my number one now.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale

No wheelguns?

Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 01:12 AM (Doh4+)

722 So, how would the police handle Assman during a traffic stop?

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 09, 2016 01:12 AM (LQE71)

723 711
Hi cthulhu my phone still knows your nic, haha. Was it crazy hot? Oh
who am I kidding, we live in a desert. I'm hanging in there, hope your
good!

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 01:08 AM (9plvG)


We snuck in there at a good time -- but then we did a sub-vacation to Bryce Canyon. One really funny bit -- I got a phone call from the car rental place.....but they wouldn't admit that GPS had tracked us into Utah and they were worried. Instead, they had some bullshit about their paperwork being scrambled and could I read an ID number off the key fob. They even discounted our rental by $20.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 01:12 AM (EzgxV)

724 722 So, how would the police handle Assman during a traffic stop?



Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 09, 2016 01:12 AM (LQE71)



With latex gloves.

Posted by: buzzion at July 09, 2016 01:13 AM (bMG0w)

725 If I could just succeed in ignoring the world, it's pretty damn good around here.

The master said to the student, 'Make those ships go away."

The student got up and closed the shoji screen.

"Not bad," said the master opening the screen again. "But you did use your hands."

The student closed his eyes.

Posted by: Adriane the Zen Comic Critic ... at July 09, 2016 01:13 AM (AoK0a)

726 Aren't they supposed to also announce where they are having the checkpoint? I imagine that when they do its some tiny print line on Page B7 of a newspaper.

Posted by: buzzion
****

I think you might be right. Not all of us pay attention tho.
It really sucks when you are tired and just wanting to get home from work. I watched people who were driving fine take side streets to avoid the checkpoint getting chased down.
Basically it is guilty until proved innocent.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:14 AM (hVdx9)

727 My problems with checkpoints for any reason:

I see it as illegal detention, wherein you're being forced to stop your travel. Non-compliance is a crime.

Illegal search, because they have no warrant, and no cause of suspicion other than you are on the kings road. Regardless, you must give evidence against yourself to prove your innocence. Again, non-compliance in itself is a crime.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 01:14 AM (kKHcp)

728 711
Hi cthulhu my phone still knows your nic, haha. Was it crazy hot? Oh
who am I kidding, we live in a desert. I'm hanging in there, hope your
good!

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 01:08 AM (9plvG)


Have you ever met Hat IRL? The fiancee and I had fun in our adventures together (I hope he did).

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 01:14 AM (EzgxV)

729 *pours Adriane a cup of sake*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2016 01:15 AM (coUaO)

730 No wheelguns?

Posted by: Jean at July
****

I didn't say that.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:15 AM (hVdx9)

731 Again, not that I would know anything at all about it, but there's been many a porn video that turned around a cop stopping a motorist involving an "assman" of some sort. You know Officer Assman stopping a babe. Or Assman being stopped by lady Officer Asstastic.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 01:15 AM (DW+jj)

732 Adriane, LOL. :-)

Anna and Tillikum, is the anvil good enough? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 01:15 AM (q7T0y)

733 My problems with checkpoints for any reason:

I see it as illegal detention, wherein you're being forced to stop your travel. Non-compliance is a crime.

Illegal search, because they have no warrant, and no cause of suspicion other than you are on the kings road. Regardless, you must give evidence against yourself to prove your innocence. Again, non-compliance in itself is a crime.



Posted by: OneEyedJack
****

We definitely agree.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:16 AM (hVdx9)

734 723 Cthulhu, oh Bryce Canyon, awesome. Hubby & I camp near there often
Wth with that rental car??

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 01:17 AM (9plvG)

735 *pours Adriane a cup of sake*

* rummages around frantically ... finds unopened box of green tea pokey that fits into USB port *

Posted by: Adriane the Zen Comic Critic ... at July 09, 2016 01:18 AM (AoK0a)

736 708
698

Hey Kids,

beautiful day in the neighborhood.




Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 01:05 AM (iRJ+A)


Howdy,
howdy!!! How goes the bannister? Any adventures with moose und squirrel?
Are you actually near any place with a recognizable name?


Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 01:07 AM (EzgxV)
====gonna be in the city at end of August. Still hoping to buy you and your BH a meal.
handrail is almost scraped down to final shape now. It looks about like this: http://tinypic.com/r/2vikntf/9I had the card scraper cut out by a local machine shop with a water jet cnc.

The closest recognizable place name to me is Anchorage.


Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 01:18 AM (iRJ+A)

737 What not to do when a cop turns on his lights ... slam on the brakes. I have a buddy from school who was a cop for a while; rolled up behind a lady speeding. He's radioing it in - hit his lights - she slams on brakes ... medical retirement. He fishes alot now.

Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 01:19 AM (Doh4+)

738 wow. that all ran together. image is:


http://tinypic.com/r/2vikntf/9

Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 01:19 AM (iRJ+A)

739 Adriane, LOL. :-)

Anna and Tillikum, is the anvil good enough? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Well if by anvil you mean 4 hellfire missiles, yes. You deserve to suffer for the mental image you gave me.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:19 AM (hVdx9)

740 Alright, stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Later,

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2016 01:21 AM (kKHcp)

741 Me, I'm amazed I didn't get banhammered for quality control purposes. It's definitely weapons loose on TBH3K right now...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 09, 2016 01:22 AM (vyqqu)

742 728 cthulhu never have met anyone from aos irl. Would Love to! But then y'all would be saying how crazy fun I am, and everyone would want to meet me, haha!

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 01:22 AM (9plvG)

743 Alright, stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Later,

Posted by: OneEyedJack
****

(Stabs OEJ with a fork.)
Whaaat? Why is everyone staring at me?

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:22 AM (hVdx9)

744 "Bidi-Bidi-Boom Buck*

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/selection-du-weekend-200-13.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2016 01:23 AM (coUaO)

745 It's my fault, I drove Tillikum to violence with my Google search ideas.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 01:23 AM (q7T0y)

746 eleven,

"I'm so done done done with both Star Trek and Star Wars.

Done.To.Death.

Time to move on. Nothing to see here."

I'm there too. I hope Star Trek Beyond bombs big time.

Time for the Star Trek for Idiots franchise to die.

Simon Pegg was a lousy pick for Scottie and sounds like a real asshole to boot. His reinvention of Sulu as gay has even managed to piss off George Takei.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 09, 2016 01:24 AM (IKsp1)

747 "Coming up next on CBS2: Tillikum sits down with Dr. Phil to share and heal his nightmarish ONT experiences"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 01:24 AM (q7T0y)

748 The closest recognizable place name to me is Anchorage.


Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 01:18 AM (iRJ+A)

Whaddaya know? Me too. Spenard is very close to Anchorage.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2016 01:24 AM (+YMhA)

749 Moo Moo got banned?

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2016 01:24 AM (SzZnW)

750 45 long colt: bullet .454, Base .480, rim diameter .512, rim thickness .060

410 shot shell: bore .410, base .446, rim diameter .528, rim thickness, not listed

You may be able to get by with cutting down a .410 shell, but it won't be tack-driving accuracy. Probably not satisfactory

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2016 01:24 AM (ry34m)

751 It's my fault, I drove Tillikum to violence with my Google search ideas.

Posted by: qdpsteve
*****

(foam spraying everywhere) Warrrrrrg! Aaaaackthpppth!

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:25 AM (hVdx9)

752 734
723 Cthulhu, oh Bryce Canyon, awesome. Hubby I camp near there often

Wth with that rental car??

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 01:17 AM (9plvG)


Like I said -- drove it around town a couple of days, then lit out for Bryce. Day 2, parked on the rim, get a cellphone call (usual response is "something better be on fire") from the rental agency. Guy made some small talk about the paperwork being farkled and could I read him an ID number off the key fob. When I did, he said, "thanks, man -- I'll put a discount on the rental."

I'm 95% certain that the GPS of a local LV rental heading off to Bryce triggered an alarm.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 01:25 AM (EzgxV)

753 The handful of sleep aids (legal and OTC) I took seem to be starting to work so I'm going to try to get some shut eye. I haven't been sleeping worth a damn most of this week but I hope tonight will be a little better. Be well, Horde!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 01:26 AM (0mRoj)

754 Moo Moo got banned?

You know how he is, tap dances on the line pretty frequently between being contrubitive and a nuisance...well, today was the wrong day for that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 09, 2016 01:27 AM (vyqqu)

755 Be well, Horde!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2016 01:26 AM (0mRoj)

I'm sure some kind soul here would be able to knock you upside the head, if that would help.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2016 01:27 AM (+YMhA)

756 Goodnight Insomniac!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 01:27 AM (q7T0y)

757 "Coming up next on CBS2: Tillikum sits down with Dr. Phil to share and heal his nightmarish ONT experiences"

(Babbling incoherently, tries to bite thru Dr. Phil's jugular, gets tazered. Crowd applauds)

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:27 AM (hVdx9)

758 Wish I could do my Dr. Phil impression over the ONT waves.

"That crazy man tried to kill me!!"
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 01:29 AM (q7T0y)

759 I also do a good Jim Gaffigan impression.

"I'm Jim Gaffigan. I like to hook electrodes up to my nipples."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 01:29 AM (q7T0y)

760 I have a improper question that shows I am a degenerate racist; but you'll knew that anyways, so I'll ask: DoD micro-manages everything related to race; why do they allow the disparate distribution of African Americans in combat support versus combat positions to continue?

Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 01:29 AM (Doh4+)

761 I keep hearing about black parents having "the talk" their kids about meeting up with the po-po. What in the hell are they telling them? We've also had "talks" with our white kids about how to act. It's part of driver's ed, isn't it?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 09, 2016 01:30 AM (GzDYP)

762 *almost coughs up a lung*

What a Photoshop... or is it?
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/selection-du-weekend-200-80.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2016 01:30 AM (coUaO)

763 Wish I could do my Dr. Phil impression over the ONT waves.

"That crazy man tried to kill me!!"
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve
*****

Favaaaaa beans! Chiiiiiianti! Accchhhrrrgggg!

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:30 AM (hVdx9)

764 754 Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 09, 2016 01:27 AM (vyqqu)

I decided to work on a pen and paper d and d campaign setting this evening....

Perhaps what is most needed in this darkest hour of the 21st century aside form 9/11 are a lot more posts on homemade confectionary arts...

I will dig up my caramel corn recipe I suppose.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2016 01:30 AM (SzZnW)

765 738
wow. that all ran together. image is:


http://tinypic.com/r/2vikntf/9



Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 01:19 AM (iRJ+A)


You are going to have me on tenterhooks come installation day....I'll bet you $2 you have to take out some drywall and $5 you have to temporarily demo a non-load-bearing wall. Be sure to take a metric fuckton of pics.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV)

766 Everybody (some exaggeration) on the last thread seemed convinced Hillary was gonna win, so just roll on over and give up. Is that the take over here as well?

Posted by: AnnaS at July 09, 2016 01:31 AM (P+I7L)

767 761 Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 09, 2016 01:30 AM (GzDYP)

You are making the pretty big assumption that "the talk" when aimed at Moesha and Tyrone are not in fact to show their ass as much as possible and f**k the police...

I was told if a cop ever had cause to hit me my father would make the cop's beating seem like kisses from an angel.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2016 01:32 AM (SzZnW)

768 742
728 cthulhu never have met anyone from aos irl. Would Love to! But then
y'all would be saying how crazy fun I am, and everyone would want to
meet me, haha!

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 01:22 AM (9plvG)


Like I said -- we tried. We were half-assed and late, but there was some intent and activity.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 01:34 AM (EzgxV)

769 766 Posted by: AnnaS at July 09, 2016 01:31 AM (P+I7L)

My understanding is we do not bring the Grammy H coronation show into the ONTs no offense meant.

My detached as possible analysis is the right has ~35-45% of its base engaging in suicidal virtue signaling and is less concerned with democrat power en perpetual than they are with being red-faced in humiliation at their "less educated" peer group....

You know how many times I have ever heard a democrat fret over hating their problem children in the caucus in my life?

Nonce as in "not once" in 28 years of political activity.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2016 01:34 AM (SzZnW)

770 I keep hearing about black parents having "the talk" their kids about meeting up with the po-po. What in the hell are they telling them? We've also had "talks" with our white kids about how to act. It's part of driver's ed, isn't it?

Posted by: OldDominionMom
****

Well, I can only speak of what I witnessed. My neighborhood was 50% black.
On more than one occasion I saw the parents teach their kids that bad things happening were due to racism (they weren't). It was such that when asked what wanted to do when they grew up, they had no answer. They really believed they would not be allowed to chase their dreams due to racism. They were 12 years old BTW. The attitude proved self fulfilling. Most of the people I mistakenly called friends became gangsters and drug dealers...or corpses.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:34 AM (hVdx9)

771 752 cthulhu, well at least they discounted the rental for you, but that's just messed up, sheesh

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 01:35 AM (9plvG)

772 Good night all.

Pray that the future is far better than what is now happening. And prepare if it doesn't.

https://youtu.be/ep7W89I_V_g

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2016 01:35 AM (coUaO)

773 I'm 95% certain that the GPS of a local LV rental heading off to Bryce triggered an alarm.

Posted by: cthulhu

I had Budget cancel my rental contract for taking a car 'off-road'; they told me they cancelled it when I returned it. I could have been arrested if pulled over; the only way they knew would have been some sort of GPS report. The roads out at Dugway aren't in the map databases.

I said OK, assholes, called AMEX and kiboshed the charges.

Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 01:35 AM (Doh4+)

774 the hell?!!!

how did CdrM escape RIMPAC?!!
---
Thread Winner!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2016 01:36 AM (7XWyA)

775 I decided to work on a pen and paper d and d campaign setting this evening....

Perhaps what is most needed in this darkest hour of the 21st century aside form 9/11 are a lot more posts on homemade confectionary arts...

I will dig up my caramel corn recipe I suppose.


Posted by: sven10077
*****

(Points at Sven) Hahahahahahahahahahaha! NERRRRRRRRD!
Ummm, what level are your characters?

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:36 AM (hVdx9)

776 760 Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 01:29 AM (Doh4+)

To ask the question is to answer it.

Somehow the democrats in the Senate have flipped the script and now act as though the combat arms are somehow unfairly excluding people.

I am actively guiding my son away from Infantry work and towards drones as the future of urban warfare.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2016 01:37 AM (SzZnW)

777 Next time cthulhu, we will go hang out!

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 01:37 AM (9plvG)

778 Whaddaya know? Me too. Spenard is very close to Anchorage.



Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2016 01:24 AM (+YMhA)

===At the risk of inadvertently giving off that stalker vibe -- if I have my info correct based on the conversations we have had on this thread over the years, I am pretty sure that a man I met about 25 years ago named Frank W. was in biz with your dad.

Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 01:37 AM (iRJ+A)

779 775 Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:36 AM (hVdx9)

Level one.

I am trying to interest Lad10077 in the genre and am taking my first stab at the 5th edition rules.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2016 01:38 AM (SzZnW)

780 Everybody (some exaggeration) on the last thread seemed convinced
Hillary was gonna win, so just roll on over and give up. Is that the
take over here as well?


I suspect the Reaper will spare us the worst in the end. Her health can't be nearly what it's presented to be.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 09, 2016 01:39 AM (vyqqu)

781 http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/selection-du-weekend-200-80.jpg

ug

Posted by: Adriane the Zen Comic Critic ... at July 09, 2016 01:39 AM (AoK0a)

782 Level one.

I am trying to interest Lad10077 in the genre and am taking my first stab at the 5th edition rules.


Posted by: sven10077
****

Arrrg. Hated that level. Fighting a bad guy even as tough as Pee Wee Herman was challenging.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:40 AM (hVdx9)

783
Gonna unlurk long enough to say...

... Slapweasel, you are an uncommonly good person...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at July 09, 2016 01:40 AM (4DCSq)

784 I decided to work on a pen and paper d and d campaign setting this evening....

We aren't related, right. I've done that on long flights and dead field time. Got one pretty detailed to play with my kids soon after we finish the Vale of Nerest (4thGen) modules as a learning curve.

Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 01:40 AM (Doh4+)

785 Everybody (some exaggeration) on the last thread seemed convinced
Hillary was gonna win, so just roll on over and give up. Is that the
take over here as well?

I suspect the Reaper will spare us the worst in the end. Her health can't be nearly what it's presented to be.


Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy
****

I think she will win too. As for the reaper, it may claim a few of us after she's in office.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:41 AM (hVdx9)

786 You are going to have me on tenterhooks come
installation day....I'll bet you $2 you have to take out some drywall
and $5 you have to temporarily demo a non-load-bearing wall. Be sure to
take a metric fuckton of pics.


Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV)

===already opened up the wall to install extra blocking. basically filled the stud space with high density plywood so that the top and bottom of the rail will be screwed into the same block.
pix have been a big part of the fun. no matter how many I take it never seems to be enough to see what I forgot and want to know now.

Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 01:41 AM (iRJ+A)

787 771
752 cthulhu, well at least they discounted the rental for you, but that's just messed up, sheesh

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 01:35 AM (9plvG)


I actually have no problem with it, from a business perspective -- I just think they should have said, "hey, did you know your rental car was in Utah?" -- to which I might've replied, "well, I'm in Utah, and it's just across the parking lot, so.....yeah." I think it's actually more corrosive that they're trying to softpedal the amount of spying that they do.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 01:41 AM (EzgxV)

788 767 Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2016 01:32 AM (SzZnW)

Lol Dad! This is what I'd like to see talked about, instead of sympathetic nodding in response.

My Dad had to pick me up at the station at 3am once. I had snuck out w/ friends. I was restricted until I got a job.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 09, 2016 01:42 AM (GzDYP)

789 777
Next time cthulhu, we will go hang out!

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 01:37 AM (9plvG)


I look forward to the pleasure.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 01:43 AM (EzgxV)

790 Sorry Nentir, spellchecker wasnt written by a geek

Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 01:43 AM (Doh4+)

791 784 Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 01:40 AM (Doh4+)

We're all related traced back far enough heh.

I am sincerely looking at climbing the mountain on converting/expanding the U1-3 first edition AD ampersand D modules into a greyhawk campaign....

the main trouble is Wizards decided to nuke Greyhawk this edition from being primary setting....

so conversion conversion...

If I go homebrewed I am planning on having a semi-historic telling of the Roman legions taking part in the 3 Kingdoms Chinese era or something.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2016 01:44 AM (SzZnW)

792 I just read something at the Daily Mail about the FOX sexual harassment thing. I don't think Gretchen's suit will go far.

But anyway, some female makeup artists there have launched lawsuits themselves, claiming the place was some frat-boy sex maniac atmosphere.

The accusations are just ridiculous. Supposedly one makeup artist, a male, was some sort of sex maniac, and there's something about him showing tranny porn to Kimberly Guilfoyle.

I'm getting the vibe that a lot of women at FOX are jealous as hell of Kimberly indeed, and want to take her down a peg or two. Gretchen may be in that camp.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 01:46 AM (DW+jj)

793 @741...

The Nuclear Powered BanHammer has Ban-dar. It knows (And catalogs) your sins...

Once you exceed Ban-with, well.....

Now, if only there was a Firm cost estimate for the NPBH graphic......

Done correctly, it would be Franchise Level.

Imagine the Relevant Blogaverse wieldin their customized (payed for, licensed) Banhammers.

Let the games begin.

Just a high octane home brew induced idea.

AoS Article 134



Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 09, 2016 01:47 AM (LQE71)

794 780
Everybody (some exaggeration) on the last thread seemed convinced

Hillary was gonna win, so just roll on over and give up. Is that the

take over here as well?

I suspect the Reaper will spare us the worst in the end. Her health can't be nearly what it's presented to be.


Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 09, 2016 01:39 AM (vyqqu)

===== Just cuz I am a super-cheery kinda guy:It dawned on me the other day that the FBI is now her bitch. Which means that the idea that there was no indictment is only half of the picture -- the other half is that the FBI is probably already taking orders to come down on people that have committed no crimes at the order of da boss. So I guess all political opponents will have to remember to say: 'Hail Caesar' at the right moments. Shit. Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 01:48 AM (iRJ+A)

795 792 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 01:46 AM (DW+jj)

The American future is Trigglypuff soiling herself in a self-pitying rage storm forever....

My grandkids will be encouraged to trade grievance labels like my generation was raised to trade baseball cards....

I rejected the designated hobby and found my own, I hope my grandkids God forbid I never meet them are more like me than Trigglypuff.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2016 01:48 AM (SzZnW)

796 I just read something at the Daily Mail about the FOX sexual harassment thing. I don't think Gretchen's suit will go far.

But anyway, some female makeup artists there have launched lawsuits themselves, claiming the place was some frat-boy sex maniac atmosphere.

The accusations are just ridiculous. Supposedly one makeup artist, a male, was some sort of sex maniac, and there's something about him showing tranny porn to Kimberly Guilfoyle.

I'm getting the vibe that a lot of women at FOX are jealous as hell of Kimberly indeed, and want to take her down a peg or two. Gretchen may be in that camp.


Posted by: publius
****

Anything like this?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z4nsgn3

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:48 AM (hVdx9)

797
Aren't they supposed to also announce where they are having the checkpoint? I imagine that when they do its some tiny print line on Page B7 of a newspaper.
Posted by: buzzion at July 09, 2016 01:09 AM (bMG0w)


They do in Virginia, and IIRC, they can only be done on "State Routes" which are roads like a Route 460 and not on county or city owned roads even by those localities police departments.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 09, 2016 01:50 AM (1JnAL)

798 Ok, it's 10:50 here and I guess I got old somewhere along the line, night all y'all lovely people, I'm tired. And gonna go night night
Stay safe, God Bless!!

Posted by: lousagirl at July 09, 2016 01:54 AM (9plvG)

799 796: Heh, I thought I'd seen one of those movies, but I don't remember that.

I'm just picturing Kimberly looking at..something of that nature. She's always going to say something...always has a comeback. I wonder what she would say.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 01:54 AM (DW+jj)

800 Oh I have 9mm and .40 handguns, but .45 is my number one now.



Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale



No wheelguns?
---
we have a couple Dan Wessons revolvers in 445...

one Rhino, the other Super Mag

sovereign remedy for most anything.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2016 01:55 AM (7XWyA)

801 Huh. I just learned that Trapper John, MD (not MASH) was Pernell Roberts, AKA Adam Cartwright.
I hope that bit of info didn't overwrite something important that I'll need to know someday.

Posted by: Chi at July 09, 2016 01:57 AM (qlcTY)

802 Huh. I just learned that Trapper John, MD (not MASH) was Pernell Roberts, AKA Adam Cartwright.
I hope that bit of info didn't overwrite something important that I'll need to know someday.

Posted by: Chi
****

Don't be silly. OF COURSE it did.
Learn something new every day, forget something old every day.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:59 AM (hVdx9)

803 770 Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 01:34 AM (hVdx9)

Idiots. They're gonna get them all killed.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 09, 2016 01:59 AM (GzDYP)

804 801 Huh. I just learned that Trapper John, MD (not MASH) was Pernell Roberts, AKA Adam Cartwright.
I hope that bit of info didn't overwrite something important that I'll need to know someday.

Posted by: Chi at July 09, 2016 01:57 AM (qlcTY)



Ok Kelly Bundy.

https://youtu.be/5eNXFMu7ecU

Posted by: buzzion at July 09, 2016 02:00 AM (bMG0w)

805 Another inflation indicator. My elderly mother is incontinent and relies on Poise pads to have a life. Until recently, a box of 144 pads was $42.99 at Costco. It was frequently featured in the monthly promo items at around ten bucks less, so she'd get three or four boxes at a time. (And because she is such a packrat, tons of her accumulated stuff is packed away in those box, which feel a bit undignified when they're in the back of the car.)

Last month we went to Costco to find the same $42.99 price but the quantity is now 108, for a cost increase of 25%. To add insult to injury, a while back the product was 'improved' in a way that she find requires her to change the pad more frequently.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 09, 2016 02:00 AM (IdCqF)

806 I remember watching Trapper John, MD, first run. My father always called him "that oldest Cartwright boy".

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 02:01 AM (DW+jj)

807 earlier this year i was banned...

pretty sure it was the random re-connections of our satellite service that got me someone's banned connection.

unplug/re-plug seemed to deal with it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2016 02:02 AM (7XWyA)

808 #801

I never watched the show and I knew that. Tons of useless trivia crowds out valuable knowledge in my head. I still remember memory locations to control stuff on the Atari 8-bit computers, because it comes up sooo often.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 09, 2016 02:02 AM (IdCqF)

809 Idiots. They're gonna get them all killed.

Posted by: OldDominionMom
****

Brainwashing at it's finest. The victims do it to each other and their offspring. If I had not seen it I would not have believed it.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 09, 2016 02:05 AM (hVdx9)

810 That's something new with my mother (she'd kill me if she knew I was talking). I'm wondering if it's a side effect of that damnable ECT they did, but I can't seem to find any mention it. May be one of the drugs.

Anyway, I think it's more "urgency incontinence". It appears to hit her all of the sudden and she can't stop it. And it just happens after all that recent mess.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 09, 2016 02:05 AM (DW+jj)

811 Learn something new every day, forget something old every minute.
--------

Edited for accuracy.

Posted by: irright at July 09, 2016 02:06 AM (XfEYT)

812 He was on tonight's Rockford, and I just KNEW I recognized him from something. Those eyes...
I finally had to look up the episode - BONANZA! That's it. He's Adam Cartwright.
I knew of Trapper John, but didn't watch it much.

Posted by: Chi at July 09, 2016 02:07 AM (qlcTY)

813 My homebrewed was 3.5 based with Dwarves, Dragons, and Giantkin (Goblins, Hobs, Hill Giants, and Cyclops); with a new arrival of humans. No elves, no halflings, no gnomes, etc. Might toss in some illthids later.

Dragons are the only real casters; and they are all monsters - no good Dragons.

Dwarves get gunpowder thru one of their gods, like holy water. No one else can use it. They get some priests.

Hobs get some sorcery bloodlines, the Hobs are the organized bad guys.

Humans casters are limited to priests and very low level wizards. Who are taught by dragons and reviled. Only priests who get spells above 3rd level are Christian (to include Dwarves who revere their Creator - Moradin.) Working on how to handle druids and witches/alchemy.

Goal was to reduce complexity. Just edited down the SRD.

Need to turn geek off now.

Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 02:08 AM (Doh4+)

814 #780

They'll keep her on life support while Bill claims to be able to understand her mumblings and carry out her orders.

It wouldn't be the first time for something like that, though the previous instance was before there was an Amendment covering the disability of the President for medical or other reasons. A friend I haven't heard from in over a decade used to offer his theory that JFK's health issues and the lack of any legal mechanism to relieve him of office was the reason for the assassination.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 09, 2016 02:08 AM (IdCqF)

815 786
You are going to have me on tenterhooks come

installation day....I'll bet you $2 you have to take out some drywall

and $5 you have to temporarily demo a non-load-bearing wall. Be sure to

take a metric fuckton of pics.




Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV)

===already
opened up the wall to install extra blocking. basically filled the stud
space with high density plywood so that the top and bottom of the rail
will be screwed into the same block.
pix have been a big part of the
fun. no matter how many I take it never seems to be enough to see what I
forgot and want to know now.


Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 01:41 AM (iRJ+A)


I'm thinking actual installation fiascos. You're going to have to thread that baby through your entire house to get it into position, and I'm thinking you'll need to go 4th-dimensional or move a wall in the process.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 02:09 AM (EzgxV)

816 Heh. EuroTrip on TBS. Scotty Doesn't Know. So don't tell Scotty.

Posted by: buzzion at July 09, 2016 02:10 AM (bMG0w)

817 766 Everybody (some exaggeration) on the last thread seemed convinced Hillary was gonna win, so just roll on over and give up. Is that the take over here as well?
Posted by: AnnaS at July 09, 2016 01:31 AM (P+I7L)


Listen, some of these polls are absolute garbage, and I'm as far from a Trump fan as you will find. When you look at the internals, that's where they go off the rails. For example, one of them had Cankles leading by 11. In it, Trump got 80% of the GOP vote, 8% of the Dem vote. Cankles got 79% of the Dem vote, 8% of the GOP vote. Trump led Independents 40 to 35. That is a dead heat, except, they are saying that the electorate is 47% Dem, 34% GOP, and rest independent.

What it means is that the media is trying to make the story that Cankles is inevitable. She isn't.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 09, 2016 02:11 AM (1JnAL)

818 I knew of Trapper John, but didn't watch it much.

That's probably because the show was crap.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2016 02:17 AM (T/cxb)

819 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight. Happy weekend.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2016 02:19 AM (q7T0y)

820 Chi: I just learned that Trapper John, MD (not MASH) was Pernell Roberts, AKA Adam Cartwright....

Little Joe grew up to become an angel.

Chester, Gunsmoke's first deputy, got his limp fixed and became a modern NY cop... on horseback.

None of which is as weird as Joe Friday's sidekick going back in time to serve in the Korean war.

*

Now it's time to say good-night
to all our com-pa-neeee
A-C-E - 'e you real soon!
O-F-S - 's been real!
P-A-D-E-Ssssss

Good night, Gracies

Posted by: mindful webworker - hits *off* on remote at July 09, 2016 02:19 AM (gRZfJ)

821 Good thing they didn't have GPS tracking when I rented a Suburban to drive out from Las Vegas to Desert Blast. This was in 1999, IIRC. Driving out to the dry lake bed had been very rough on my car the year before, so I insisted we had to procure a more capable vehicle. Problem was the rental agreement forbade going off-road.

On the morning it was to be returned I had to put it through the car wash three times and still ask the guy to use the high pressure hose to get the mud out of the inside of the front bumper. The drive tot he site wasn't especially rough for a vehicle like that but the dust got into everything and turned to mud during the wash rather than running out.

I was pretty nervous when I took it back but the guy looked at it for a couple minutes and said I was good. I got out of there fast.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 09, 2016 02:22 AM (IdCqF)

822 I'm thinking actual installation fiascos. You're
going to have to thread that baby through your entire house to get it
into position, and I'm thinking you'll need to go 4th-dimensional or
move a wall in the process.


Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 02:09 AM (EzgxV)

====well you could always come help ;-)
I have taken it on and off lots of times to check size and shape. It will terminate in blocks with balusters on top of the blocks. The remainder of the handrail will tenon into the blocks. The hard part will be pulling the joints tight. I will use some tricky inlaid mechanical unions at the joints. But if I get the compound cuts wrong I am sure you will hear me swearing at your house.

Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 02:27 AM (iRJ+A)

823 "Saint Slapweasel." Erm, it's going to need some work.

Posted by: The Holy Coucil on Beatification Advice at July 09, 2016 02:28 AM (sl+zA)

824 LOL @ 821

CA ARNG, back in the early/mid 80's, end of Annual Training: we had to wash off the AFVs, prior to turn in. there were old building foundations, to which they ran hoses...

under anal retentive FFT stuporvision, we washed off every scrap of Central Coast adobe from the vehicles.

once passed, they were immediately driven off said foundations into feet of said adobe clay, which they took with them into the MATES storage area, where it would dry until the next time we took them out.

typical government in action.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2016 02:30 AM (7XWyA)

825 the word "mud" should appear in #824, where appropriate.

damn s*briety this late at night... WTF was i thinking?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2016 02:33 AM (7XWyA)

826 #760 wait for the tranny troopers ... there will be an even bigger crowd of REMF's

Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2016 02:33 AM (knooS)

827 822
I'm thinking actual installation fiascos. You're

going to have to thread that baby through your entire house to get it

into position, and I'm thinking you'll need to go 4th-dimensional or

move a wall in the process.




Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 02:09 AM (EzgxV)

====well you could always come help ;-)
I
have taken it on and off lots of times to check size and shape. It will
terminate in blocks with balusters on top of the blocks. The remainder
of the handrail will tenon into the blocks. The hard part will be
pulling the joints tight. I will use some tricky inlaid mechanical
unions at the joints. But if I get the compound cuts wrong I am sure you
will hear me swearing at your house.


Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 02:27 AM (iRJ+A)


Let me know prior to D-Day....I might surprise you. It has been such an epic project that there should be a day of celebration.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 02:34 AM (EzgxV)

828 waddup waddup, what'd I miss horde?

Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at July 09, 2016 02:36 AM (R5HRU)

829 riff on the previous story: we were up at Club Bob one spring weekend, and all the wheeled vehicles had a nice underbody coating of said clay.

coming home, there was a stretch of the 101 in the Ventura area where the surface had developed all sorts of mini-potholes...

not enough to slow traffic, bu more than enough to jar loose fist sized, or larger, chunks of hardened clay... it was like and endless series of frag grenades going off as they fell from the trucks, hit the pavement, then scattered shards into the sillyvillian vehicles.

not enough to likely harm anything, but they were still freaking out.

#goodtimes!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2016 02:37 AM (7XWyA)

830 That Star Wars / Star Trek article was possibly the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time. As bad as the endless 'Who would win in a battle, the Death Star or a Borg Cube?' articles. There is no common ground and no real world standards by which to judge.

It really comes down to what the respective writers were seeking to accomplish. Neither universe is believable, Star Wars because it was fantasy from the get go, and Star Trek because it was a stand-in for the Cold War era. Everything needed to be analogous to things the audience understood. As real life overran the imaginations of the original writers, the universe became less and less believable. Too many far future developments have already appeared in our lifetime and much of the promised tech remains fantasy ans will likely always be that way.

Get over it and move on. They were never the future.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 09, 2016 02:46 AM (IdCqF)

831 A single ticket in Indiana is the $540 million MegaMillions winner.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 09, 2016 02:48 AM (IdCqF)

832 Huh. I just learned that Trapper John, MD (not MASH) was Pernell Roberts, AKA Adam Cartwright.

I hope that bit of info didn't overwrite something important that I'll need to know someday.




Posted by: Chi at July 09, 2016 01:57 AM


Pfffft.... I knew that and haven't lost any past mentionaries. But I'm smart. I could have been a brain sturgeon.

Posted by: otho at July 09, 2016 02:49 AM (EWg9n)

833 You forgot the word "memory".


Now that's freakin ironic.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2016 02:55 AM (qUNWi)

834 Let me know prior to D-Day....I might surprise you. It has been such an epic project that there should be a day of celebration.


Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 02:34 AM (EzgxV)

===perfect. In the meantime, am I going to see you at the end of August? I will be in your vicinity the 26th 27th.

Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 02:56 AM (iRJ+A)

835 Now, if only there was a Firm cost estimate for the NPBH graphic......

Here's the budget version, done with clip art and Gimp:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hmh7tvo

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2016 02:56 AM (T/cxb)

836 That Star Wars / Star Trek article was possibly the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time. As bad as the endless 'Who would win in a battle, the Death Star or a Borg Cube?' articles. There is no common ground and no real world standards by which to judge.

It really comes down to what the respective writers were seeking to accomplish. Neither universe is believable, Star Wars because it was fantasy from the get go, and Star Trek because it was a stand-in for the Cold War era. Everything needed to be analogous to things the audience understood. As real life overran the imaginations of the original writers, the universe became less and less believable. Too many far future developments have already appeared in our lifetime and much of the promised tech remains fantasy ans will likely always be that way.

Get over it and move on. They were never the future.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 09, 2016 02:46 AM (IdCqF)


The future will more likely reflect "Blakes 7"...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blake's_7

Posted by: The Star One Hat at July 09, 2016 02:58 AM (vBeA5)

837 The future will be more like Zardoz.

Or maybe Barbarella. Either one.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2016 03:03 AM (qUNWi)

838 The future will more likely reflect "Blakes 7"...

I'm going with The Road, but hopefully have checked out before then ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at July 09, 2016 03:06 AM (AoK0a)

839 waddup waddup, what'd I miss horde?

how to answer delicately ... un ... the offer of a caramel corn recipe?

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at July 09, 2016 03:07 AM (AoK0a)

840
834
Let me know prior to D-Day....I might surprise you. It has been such an epic project that there should be a day of celebration.




Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 02:34 AM (EzgxV)

===perfect. In the meantime, am I going to see you at the end of August? I will be in your vicinity the 26th 27th.


Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 02:56 AM (iRJ+A)


Looks like a good possibility, at this point. We'll need to establish a backchannel to discuss particulars as we get closer.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 03:18 AM (EzgxV)

841 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 09, 2016 03:23 AM (T/cxb)

842 #836

Brian Blessed releasing room clearing flatulence, forever.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 09, 2016 03:23 AM (IdCqF)

843 The one movie which really captures what our future will be like is...Clan of the Cave Bear.

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2016 03:24 AM (jBuUi)

844 Looks like a good possibility, at this point. We'll need to establish a backchannel to discuss particulars as we get closer.


Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 03:18 AM (EzgxV)

===Robert?

Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 03:24 AM (iRJ+A)

845 Oy.

Roses are red.
Summer is hot.
Time to go to bed,
Stay up late, NOT!

Prayers for Health & Healing.

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at July 09, 2016 03:42 AM (AoK0a)

846 844
Looks like a good possibility, at this point. We'll need to establish a backchannel to discuss particulars as we get closer.




Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 03:18 AM (EzgxV)

===Robert?


Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 03:24 AM (iRJ+A)


Don't have backchannel to Robert -- wish I did, miss his TPAKTOP postings. Tell him "hi" if you have backchannel. Gushka or Bebe?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 03:43 AM (EzgxV)

847 Don't have backchannel to Robert -- wish I did, miss
his TPAKTOP postings. Tell him "hi" if you have backchannel. Gushka or
Bebe?


Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 03:43 AM (EzgxV)

====the only other contacts I ever had from here were you and Farmer.

Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 03:45 AM (iRJ+A)

848
831
A single ticket in Indiana is the $540 million MegaMillions winner.


Posted by: Epobirs at July 09, 2016 02:48 AM (IdCqF)


Damn. If it ain't a Moron, I'd rather it rolled.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 03:45 AM (EzgxV)

849 GORDON IS ALIVE?????

Posted by: Brian Blessed at July 09, 2016 03:47 AM (VdICR)

850 The one movie which really captures what our future will be like is...Clan of the Cave Bear.

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2016 03:24 AM (jBuUi)


The only thing I remember about that movie was the main character doing it dogie style...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 09, 2016 03:50 AM (vBeA5)

851 test

Posted by: The Star One Hat at July 09, 2016 03:51 AM (vBeA5)

852 847
Don't have backchannel to Robert -- wish I did, miss

his TPAKTOP postings. Tell him "hi" if you have backchannel. Gushka or

Bebe?




Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 03:43 AM (EzgxV)

====the only other contacts I ever had from here were you and Farmer.


Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 03:45 AM (iRJ+A)


I can get to Farmer. Do a park with him ("Cooth is going to be looking for my email with you, and it's ok to give it to him") and I'll try to solidify the link in the next week.

Tomorrow is the National Garden Railway Convention.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 03:52 AM (EzgxV)

853 Oh ya, tomorrow I'm watching the "Girls und Panzer" movie....

Posted by: Hat und Girls uns Panzer at July 09, 2016 03:54 AM (vBeA5)

854 I can get to Farmer. Do a park with him ("Cooth is
going to be looking for my email with you, and it's ok to give it to
him") and I'll try to solidify the link in the next week.

Tomorrow is the National Garden Railway Convention.


Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 03:52 AM (EzgxV)

==== OK, email has been sent to the last address I had for him. I hope to hear from you soon.

Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 04:02 AM (iRJ+A)

855 Incidentally, the USB protocol has severe security compromises that may not be fixable under current standards.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 04:06 AM (EzgxV)

856 Incidentally, the USB protocol has severe security compromises that may not be fixable under current standards.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 04:06 AM (EzgxV)


Thou art fools for not using coconut laden swallows!

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at July 09, 2016 04:15 AM (vBeA5)

857 854
I can get to Farmer. Do a park with him ("Cooth is

going to be looking for my email with you, and it's ok to give it to

him") and I'll try to solidify the link in the next week.

Tomorrow is the National Garden Railway Convention.




Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 03:52 AM (EzgxV)

==== OK, email has been sent to the last address I had for him. I hope to hear from you soon.


Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 04:02 AM (iRJ+A)


I sent him an email that, in part, read: "If someone known on the blog as "jc", that you believe to be jc, messages you to allow cthulhu to contact him, please give him this email addy for me (if, of course, you believe me to be cthulhu)."

In the future, I hope to establish protocols based on generated key-pairs.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 04:33 AM (EzgxV)

858 In the future, I hope to establish protocols based on generated key-pairs.


Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 04:33 AM (EzgxV)

=== I'm glad to do anything that doesn't involve Miss Cleo.

Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 04:38 AM (iRJ+A)

859 858
In the future, I hope to establish protocols based on generated key-pairs.




Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 04:33 AM (EzgxV)

=== I'm glad to do anything that doesn't involve Miss Cleo.


Posted by: jc at July 09, 2016 04:38 AM (iRJ+A)


keypairs can be used for all sorts of fun. Here's an example for remote access of a computer -- https://www.howtoforge.com/linux-basics-how-to-install-ssh-keys-on-the-shell

When this is implemented across a wide scope of your activities, you continually improve your security,

Posted by: cthulhu at July 09, 2016 04:51 AM (EzgxV)

860 Nigth all.

Here is Johnny Cash's cover of "Rusty Cage":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtbuUlSGXzc

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 09, 2016 04:52 AM (vBeA5)

861 Thank You CDR M!

First Pic w/ the caption made me SMILE.

I needed that.

*going back to read the rest of the thread*

Posted by: Deety at July 09, 2016 05:05 AM (xPWMR)

862 I've been reading comments. Some of y'all are just too crafty,lol. My idea of fixing things involves duck tape and/or wd40 *grin*

Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 05:08 AM (kejii)

863 and the occasional judicious whack with an appropriately sized hammer.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2016 05:16 AM (7XWyA)

864 They don't let you sleep around here
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 05:17 AM (Yo9Lf)

865 Yep, those are appropriate tools aren't they?

Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 05:18 AM (kejii)

866 The holy Trinity of moron maintenance:

Wd40, if it won't move
Duct tape, it won't stay put
Percussive maintenance when it's taking more than ten minutes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 05:25 AM (6QJQ7)

867 853 - I loved that series, it was too cute.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 05:30 AM (Yo9Lf)

868 866

But the Horde know my relationship advice already......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 05:32 AM (6QJQ7)

869 That might thin out your harem a tad there lol

Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 05:41 AM (kejii)

870 Fcf - that's why I pick 'em carefully....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 05:42 AM (6QJQ7)

871 *chuckle* I just had an image of greased pigs slipping out of duck tape being chased by a hammer!

Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 05:50 AM (kejii)

872 Fcf-

Heh....not piggies, and, if chased, well, I suppose you could call it 'with a hammer'.

Yeah, I've got/had a few who are/were very playful.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 06:16 AM (K3iJe)

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The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat