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Overnight Open Thread (6-7-2016)
I also love the Intertunnel for turning "Benghazi" into the term for, as the Urban Dictionary defines it: An attempt to cover a screw up so bad that it will cost you everything, then lie, get caught, & continue to lie to try & cover the lies.
Quote of the Day II - None Dare Call It Sea Rape
A professor at Santa Monica College took a group of students on an "EcoSexual Sextravaganza" trip earlier this month, during which they "married the ocean". The students were specifically instructed to think of this marriage as one involving sex, and encouraged to "consummate" the marriage and "make love to the water" by sticking parts of their bodies into it.
14 Year Old Boys Kick the Asses of Australia's Women's Olympic Soccer Team 7-0
A reminder that we are a dimorphic species and this fact matters in certain areas of life.
Australia's national women's soccer team have suffered a devastating defeat in the lead up to the Rio Olympics - going down 7-0 to the Newcastle Jets under-15 boys side.
Despite the embarrassing defeat on Wednesday night at Valentine Sports Park in Newcastle, the Australian team will travel to Brazil as one of the gold medal favourites.
Related: Girl With Penis Makes Finals in Alaska State Girls Track Championship
Possibly the Greatest Haka Ever
I would not want to come up against the New Zealand rugby team on the playing field...or in a dark alley.
NPR: Time to End the Savagery of Football
Count on flower children at NPR to go over the edge with this issue. The problem isn't the size and strength, and therefore power of professional football players. No, it's - ready? - the evil game of football itself.Commentator Frank Deford used to love football, but now he just drops bombs on it. On Wednesday's Morning Edition on National Public Radio, Deford's weekly commentary was titled "What Is Football Doing to Us as a People?" He asked on air "So what is football doing to us as a people? How do we explain an America that, alone in the world, so loves this savage sport?"
This is your taxpayer-funded broadcasting in action: Planned Parenthood selling dead baby parts is just a "women's health" group aiding "medical research," but the NFL is organized savagery.
Greenpeace Slapped with RICO Lawsuit
Well they have been racketeering and conspiring to racketeer for a long time.
Sweden Now Spending 7% of Its Budget on Syrian Refugees
Goodbye welfare state. And western values.
The Map That May Unmask Banksy
It turns out that criminals like to operate within their geographic comfort zone which is an area near their homes but not too-near. So with enough sample points you can statistically guess where they live.
Dr. Kim Rossmo of Texas State University, who studies the geography of crime, has found that criminals tend to behave according to reliable geographic patterns. Rossmo's formula (and that's not just a turn of phrase - there is something called "Rossmo's formula") is used to explain how serial thieves, rapists and other criminals commit their offenses at a close-but-not-too-close distance from their home. When this geospatial analysis is combined with more traditional evidence, it can help narrow down a list of suspects.
Now, Rossmo thinks his methods have helped identify the long-hidden identity of the street artist Banksy.
OK Highway Patrol Now Can Seize All Your Cash on the Spot
Now, the Oklahoma Highway Patrol has a device that also allows them to seize money in your bank account or on prepaid cards.It's called an ERAD, or Electronic Recovery and Access to Data machine, and state police began using 16 of them last month.
Here's how it works. If a trooper suspects you may have money tied to some type of crime, the highway patrol can scan any cards you have and seize the money.
...Troopers insist this isn't just about seizing cash.
"I know that a lot of people are just going to focus on the seizing money. That's a very small thing that' s happening now. The largest part that we have found ... the biggest benefit has been the identity theft," Vincent said.
"If you can prove can prove that you have a legitimate reason to have that money it will be given back to you. And we've done that in the past," Vincent said about any money seized.
The Mexican police may be corrupt but they at least limit themselves to the cash in your wallet. (Thanks to JTT)
Business Case Study: FS Reloading, Lee Precision, and Integrity
Most of my reloading equipment is Lee mainly because they're lower-priced, provide good value, and because it was their sub-$100 Lee Anniversary reloading kit that got me into reloading in the first place. They're also proud of the fact that all of their products are designed and manufactured in the US. And one of the best sources for Lee products online has been FS Reloading which has been around for a long time and was just down the street from Lee in Wisconsin.
However my last order from FS Reloading was in February and after six weeks (long enough for me to have forgotten about it - luckily it wasn't critical) I noticed that I hadn't heard anything from them other than an initial order response and finally emailed them to make sure that the order did go through. They assured me that it was being processed and about two weeks later my package finally arrived. Apparently I wasn't the only one having problems with orders because I received this email from FS Reloading a few days ago:
Where's My Stuff?Dear FS Reloading Customers,
My name is Jonathan Carter, General Manager of Pictor Design, LLC, the web hosting provider for FS Reloading. I regret to inform you that the owner of Factory Sales, LLC and FS Reloading, Greg Ehlenbach has been suffering from declining health for some time and is no longer able to operate his business.
Pictor Design is owed a great deal of money by FS Reloading. While reviewing the situation, I was dismayed to find a large number of customers waiting for orders that haven't been shipped. I didn't want to see FS Reloading simply close its doors leaving me unpaid and you unserved.
Fortunately we reached an agreement with Greg Ehlenbach on June 1, 2016 for Pictor Design to acquire many of the assets related to fsreloading.com. As a result, Pictor Design has taken over the operation of the FS Reloading web site.
John Lee of Lee Precision has graciously agreed to help us and you who are owed Lee Products by shipping the past due orders direct to each customer. You will receive a tracking number as soon as Lee Precision can process and ship the orders.
Now that we have direct control of the web site, you can expect steady improvements in service and support.
My staff and I are excited to be taking over fsreloading.com. Many of us are avid hunters, shooters and reloaders just like you. We have built and maintained shooting industry web sites since 1994 and look forward to now serving your reloading needs. We greatly appreciate your support and patience during this transition and look forward to great things coming soon.
Jonathan Carter, General Manager Pictor Design, LLC.
Since then there have been several updates on the status of orders and the company, and Lee Precision has been working with them logistically (and I suspect financially) to make sure all customers' orders are fulfilled as soon as possible. It's nice to see two companies showing integrity while trying to make the best of a bad situation for their customers. So I wanted to give them some props for it.
Verizon's 'Can You Hear Me Now' Guy Now Working For Sprint
The US Army Is Rolling Out Superhuman Hearing to Soldiers
TCAPS is $2,000 pair of earbuds designed to limit battlefield noise exposure, cutting off noise that reach a set decibel threshold. The wearer can still hear gunshots and estimate their direction, but the noise is dampened to a non-damaging level thanks to microphones that detect the noise, and internals that use sound canceling technology to modify it for a wearer's ears.At the same time, the decibel cap allows TCAPS-equipped soldiers to hear the voices of others around him, including through radios and other communications equipment.
Not only is TCAPS a safety device, it's also an acoustic sensor: The same microphones the system uses to constantly detect and screen noise can be turned up to detect sounds even the naked human ear would have trouble finding.
Haunting Last Photos of 21 People Taken Before They Died
Megan Fox Has Some Theories About The Egyptian Pyramids And Their True Purpose
Fox isn't sure she wants to follow her string theory vision anymore. "I don't think acting is my ultimate passion," she says about a week before the "Ninja Turtles" opening. "I have other skill sets and gifts that are much, much stronger that I am obligated to exercise and use. I'm really more intellectually minded."
"I've always been into alternative history, antiquities, archaeology. I've always been really consumed by these deep mysteries that exist on our planet that can't be explained today by science. They eat away at me."
Read on to discover the truth about the Egyptian pyramids that only a hawt string-theorist/actress could reveal.
Amazon and Microsoft Directors Arrested For Giving Back to the Community
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aviator at June 07, 2016 11:12 PM (c7vUv)
Which is more important to you, the "right" of a man to "identify" as a woman and use the ladies' restroom, or the safety of little girls. For most Progressives, including the ACLU, the obvious answer is to support the "trans-woman". For some Progressives who have daughters, that answer isn't so obvious.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11938
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 07, 2016 11:15 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 07, 2016 11:26 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at June 07, 2016 11:26 PM (kHJ3a)
Posted by: irright at June 07, 2016 11:26 PM (XfEYT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2016 11:27 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 07, 2016 11:28 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:28 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 07, 2016 11:29 PM (0LHZx)
A pimp's love is very different from that of a square's.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 07, 2016 11:29 PM (VdICR)
The third reason might surprise you.
Rendell is blaming Donald Trump.
"Because of Donald Trump's candidacy, because of the things he said about Latinos and Muslims, a number of major national companies pulled out of funding the Republican Convention and then to be fair, and not to show favoritism towards us, they pulled out and didn't fund us as well," Rendell said.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 07, 2016 11:29 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at June 07, 2016 11:29 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:29 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 07, 2016 11:30 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 07, 2016 11:30 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:31 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 07, 2016 11:31 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: huerfano at June 07, 2016 11:32 PM (jkkMG)
Posted by: Chi at June 07, 2016 11:32 PM (DoY1a)
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:32 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 07, 2016 11:32 PM (IqV8l)
Welp, I'm not saying that the Trump campaign is the new Hindenburg at this point, but I'd swear I heard a newsreader at Fox exclaim at one point "oh the humanity!!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 07, 2016 11:33 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2016 11:33 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 07, 2016 11:33 PM (WFpV+)
Posted by: John McCain at June 07, 2016 11:34 PM (12kBq)
There is a rumor that a similar age group of boys easily defeated the US women's national team in 1999. That women's team contained legends like Mia Hamm, Michelle Akers, and Julie Foudy.
Posted by: Rory at June 07, 2016 11:34 PM (BHaRb)
OK Highway Patrol Now Can Seize All Your Cash on the Spot
Fuck this bullshit. It's nothing more than armed robbery. I don't give a shit that the criminals are wearing badges. This asset forfeiture horseshit needs to go NOW.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 07, 2016 11:34 PM (0mRoj)
Thanks to Maet as usual for a great ONT
Well this is it for me
I will miss some of you
See you later, maybe
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at June 07, 2016 11:34 PM (X4kvi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: phreshone at June 07, 2016 11:35 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:35 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Hillary 2016! at June 07, 2016 11:35 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 07, 2016 11:35 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo
Nobody polled us.
Posted by: Ballots in Car Trunks at June 07, 2016 11:35 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Max Power at June 07, 2016 11:35 PM (q177U)
Hanging it up for the evening, or like for good?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 07, 2016 11:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 07, 2016 11:35 PM (gyKtp)
I know we beat Hell outta that two days ago, but.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 07, 2016 11:36 PM (WFpV+)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 07, 2016 11:29 PM (0LHZx)
Absentees went heavily for Hillary, and those early absentees are what are being counted first.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 07, 2016 11:36 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: IC at June 07, 2016 11:37 PM (zK6nG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2016 11:37 PM (voOPb)
I've worn a kilt once. I was not authentic.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 07, 2016 11:37 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 07, 2016 11:37 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Jim at June 07, 2016 11:37 PM (v5iqM)
I will miss some of you
See you later, maybe
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at June 07, 2016 11:34 PM (X4kvi)
??
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 07, 2016 11:38 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 07, 2016 11:35 PM (gyKtp)
It's armed robbery. Period. Full stop. This shit would be a first degree felony if done by anyone else.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 07, 2016 11:38 PM (0mRoj)
In those parts of Commiefornia where the tentacles of Clintonworld have sufficient reach, independent decline-to-state voters who requested a partisan Democratic ballot (on which they are entitled to vote per request) were instead given provisional ballots.
Plenty of opportunities for monkey business there.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 07, 2016 11:38 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 07, 2016 11:38 PM (PLnZs)
There is a rumor that a similar age group of boys easily defeated the US women's national team in 1999. That women's team contained legends like Mia Hamm, Michelle Akers, and Julie Foudy.
Posted by: Rory at June 07, 2016 11:34 PM (BHaRb)
Once boys hit puberty, 14-15 years old, even the best women in the world can't play with them. I read the same story at one point. I know a woman who was on the training team in 1999. Can't beat biology.
Posted by: Timon at June 07, 2016 11:38 PM (WofFW)
He was gone a couple days ago. So. Not attacking. We've had people actually leave and bid hasta, adieu.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 07, 2016 11:39 PM (WFpV+)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 07, 2016 11:39 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: phreshone at June 07, 2016 11:35 PM (12kBq)
The straight or lesbian teams?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2016 11:39 PM (voOPb)
Hope you're not leaving for good - you're one of my faves around here.
If you are, well, can't say I blame you. I've been tempted myself lately.
Posted by: Chi at June 07, 2016 11:39 PM (DoY1a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 07, 2016 11:39 PM (IqV8l)
Reminds me of that joke from Educating Rita.
Denny: In my family, a man has only to look at a woman and she's pregnant.
Rita: That's because you're all so cockeyed.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 07, 2016 11:40 PM (R+30W)
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Having difficulty getting the main page on my iPad for a coupla days. Even here in Sacramento where amazingly there are more hobos than in SF.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2016 11:41 PM (EE1Qo)
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:41 PM (MQEz6)
I had heard hardly anyone wanted to work with her. Now I see why. She's nutty even by H-wood standards.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 07, 2016 11:41 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2016 11:42 PM (RbRGC)
As always, a real pleasure. Thank you.
Evenin Horde.....
That OKSP Gadget is like a fuckin Stingray Atm.
2015,Wired,Stingray
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 07, 2016 11:42 PM (d1VVH)
None of us is guaranteed our next breath.
I'm going to bed now. Good night.
Posted by: ALH at June 07, 2016 11:42 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: AD at June 07, 2016 11:42 PM (yIz0Q)
Doesn't stop them from trying.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 07, 2016 11:39 PM (IqV8l)
Remember, according to the Obama adminsitration, biological sex is just something evil oppressive doctors "assign at birth".
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 07, 2016 11:42 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 07, 2016 11:43 PM (WFpV+)
He was gone a couple days ago. So. Not attacking. We've had people actually leave and bid hasta, adieu.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 07, 2016 11:39 PM (WFpV+)
Oh sure, but I wasn't aware chemjeff had made a farewell speech already.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 07, 2016 11:43 PM (0mRoj)
I had heard hardly anyone wanted to work with her. Now I see why. She's nutty even by H-wood standards.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 07, 2016 11:41 PM (hVdx9)
I'm surprised Michael Bay is still working with her after what she said about him previously.
Posted by: AD at June 07, 2016 11:43 PM (yIz0Q)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 07, 2016 11:44 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 07, 2016 11:44 PM (RG1Ue)
Posted by: irright at June 07, 2016 11:44 PM (XfEYT)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2016 11:44 PM (39g3+)
BYU's rugby team also performs a Haka, though it's apparently one created specifically for the team.
Posted by: junior at June 07, 2016 11:44 PM (+ULUe)
Posted by: Walter Iooss at June 07, 2016 11:45 PM (gwG9s)
http://tinyurl.com/hv7g9mt
(Daily Mail)
Thas some funny shit.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 07, 2016 11:46 PM (gyKtp)
Howdy, nightcrawlers.
Posted by: mindful webworker - for the moment at June 07, 2016 11:46 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2016 11:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 07, 2016 11:46 PM (IqV8l)
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He did drop her from Transformers 3. Presumably there's been some sort of peace offering on her part toward him.
Posted by: junior at June 07, 2016 11:46 PM (+ULUe)
Posted by: irright at June 07, 2016 11:44 PM (XfEYT)
Then they'll start shooting into your car because you're holding a sharp object and THEY'RE AFEARED FER THEIR LIVES!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 07, 2016 11:47 PM (0mRoj)
Your 15 minutes are up, bitch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 07, 2016 11:48 PM (Nwg0u)
No, no, no. You're supposed to say "I'mma let you finish that Haka, but ..."
Posted by: Kanye West at June 07, 2016 11:48 PM (uhIjp)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/selection-du-weekend-195-7.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2016 11:48 PM (RbRGC)
Grabbing assets funds lots of goodies.
The courts get a piece of the action, too.
Get back in ranks, serfs.
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:48 PM (MQEz6)
Thanks to Maet as usual for a great ONT
Well this is it for me
I will miss some of you
See you later, maybe
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at June 07, 2016 11:34 PM (X4kvi)
What the......???
Posted by: cthulhu at June 07, 2016 11:49 PM (EzgxV)
I would explain how you move a planet with a pyramid but I know I have already lost you. :-)
The Truman Show was a way of telling everyone what was going on without anyone believing it.
Posted by: ok at June 07, 2016 11:49 PM (CRXed)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
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I predict a career trajectory quite similar to her friend Shia LaBooof.
Posted by: Chi at June 07, 2016 11:49 PM (DoY1a)
Voter. Fraud. Absentee ballots not requested, me included.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 07, 2016 11:49 PM (RG1Ue)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 07, 2016 11:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2016 11:49 PM (voOPb)
Some more "haunting" than others. They saved the hauntingest 'til last, though. Hadn't seen Ali in many years. That was... sad.
Posted by: mindful webworker - picture if you will at June 07, 2016 11:50 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: CrustyB at June 07, 2016 11:50 PM (Hnglq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 07, 2016 11:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:28 PM (MQEz6)
That's what being a paratrooper is all about. Gotta have a main. Gotta have a reserve. Gotta have your weapon. Gotta have your ruck so you have shit to live on when you hit the ground until you secure an airfield and let friendly birds arrive with supplies.
Yeah, we bitch about it, but nobody else is allowed to.
LGOPs.
Posted by: Oedipus at June 07, 2016 11:50 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2016 11:50 PM (RbRGC)
New Mexico Abolished it.
Don't forget the damn Feds......
Federal Auction, anyone? Police Auctions?
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 07, 2016 11:50 PM (d1VVH)
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:51 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Timon at June 07, 2016 11:51 PM (WofFW)
Me,all in all, give me Mel's Hole any day over the pyramids.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2016 11:51 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: irright at June 07, 2016 11:52 PM (XfEYT)
Fortunately, the local citizens found out about the new law before it went live, and the town council suddenly had a rapid change of mind over the law.
Posted by: junior at June 07, 2016 11:52 PM (+ULUe)
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:32 PM (MQEz6)
Bernie has been stoned, zoned, and pwned.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2016 11:52 PM (JO9+V)
Unless I knew them in a different setting I wouldn't piss on a cop to put them out if they were on fire.
Same with Judges.
Posted by: ok at June 07, 2016 11:52 PM (CRXed)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 07, 2016 11:52 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Bill R. at June 07, 2016 11:53 PM (TQ4Gk)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Cheops angled at June 07, 2016 11:53 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 07, 2016 11:53 PM (6FqZa)
NPR & PBS need to be taken off the government teat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
They claim they aren't on it.
At least, not very much on it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 07, 2016 11:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 07, 2016 11:53 PM (OQ9R7)
Hey, if they hadn't weighed those guys down, they might have flown off into space. Its about making sure they land!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2016 11:53 PM (39g3+)
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So you skipped your Zoloft today, Ed?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 07, 2016 11:54 PM (Nwg0u)
I think they should have made it 53%. 63% isn't believable to anyone.
Posted by: ok at June 07, 2016 11:54 PM (CRXed)
Jut got back from seeing Purity Ring at the 9:30 Club in D.C. Absolutely gorgeous lush electronica. The light show was only enhanced by the languidly billowing clouds of ganja.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 07, 2016 11:54 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 07, 2016 11:54 PM (WFpV+)
108 They weighed-down those paratroopers with way too much shit.
Hey, if they hadn't weighed those guys down, they might have flown off into space. Its about making sure they land!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2016 11:53 PM (39g3+)
Oh, nevermind.
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:55 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2016 11:56 PM (RbRGC)
110 Drudge report says Hillary won California by 63%.
I think they should have made it 53%. 63% isn't believable to anyone.
Posted by: ok at June 07, 2016 11:54 PM (CRXed)
Winning Stalin-style, baby!
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:56 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bernie 2016! at June 07, 2016 11:57 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2016 11:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2016 11:57 PM (RbRGC)
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:58 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Sons of God at June 07, 2016 11:58 PM (DW+jj)
Megan Fox
Daniel Radcliffe
Meryl Streep
Celebs who are just now passing their sell-by date, although I'm sure no one in H'wood is allowed to tell them:
Jennifer Lawrence
Seth Rogen
Mark Ruffalo
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 07, 2016 11:59 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2016 11:59 PM (RbRGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2016 11:59 PM (RbRGC)
Good looking. But yes, retarded.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 07, 2016 11:59 PM (0mRoj)
Don't leave Chemjeff. I like you.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 07, 2016 11:59 PM (egOGm)
NPR PBS need to be taken off the government teat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
They claim they aren't on it.
At least, not very much on it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 07, 2016 11:53 PM
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I'm guessing PP is funneling them some of that sweet "human-medical-tissue" "expense-reimbursement".
Posted by: irright at June 08, 2016 12:00 AM (XfEYT)
Posted by: donna at June 08, 2016 12:00 AM (O2RFr)
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I guess they won't need those duffel bags of "found" ballots in the trunks of those cars.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 08, 2016 12:00 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:00 AM (39g3+)
I use a lot of Lee stuff, especially dies
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 07, 2016 11:35 PM (dULJN)
Their dies are often excellent, especially the Factory Crimp dies which are a must-have, and the Anniversary kit is a great way to inexpensively dip your toes into reloading (that's how I started). I'm actually in the process of retiring several of my die sets from other manufacturers, in favor of the Lee dies.
And the priming system on the Anniversary press is a lot better than on my Lyman turret press, even if the Lee uses entirely too much soft plastic. I never used to get shallow-pressed primers with the Lee, but 10% shallow primers is common with the Lyman. Which pains me because with the exception of the priming, I really love the Lyman press.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2016 12:01 AM (LuZz8)
He insists that commenters that don't agree with his viewpoint, are just WRONG.
He repeatedly, repeatedly, REPEATEDLY, explained that he was right and every other opinion is WRONG.
He doesn't like anyone disagreeing with him, so he's taking his litmus strip and going away.
Supposedly.
Posted by: Al Kemy at June 08, 2016 12:02 AM (HEM7B)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2016 12:02 AM (WFpV+)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2016 12:02 AM (v5iqM)
Okay, time for bed. Thanks for yet another primo ONT, Maet!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 08, 2016 12:02 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2016 12:02 AM (MQEz6)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/selection-du-weekend-195-34.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:03 AM (RbRGC)
Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2016 12:03 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 12:03 AM (bpTue)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 08, 2016 12:04 AM (ucDmr)
----
Now there's some MLP action I can finally get behind!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 08, 2016 12:04 AM (jR7Wy)
They claim they aren't on it.
At least, not very much on it.
------------------
Right up until someone *cough*Mitt Romney*cough* starts to seriously discuss removing the government money stream from one of PBS's most commercially successful shows.
Posted by: junior at June 08, 2016 12:05 AM (+ULUe)
Megan Fox Has Some Theories About The Egyptian Pyramids And Their True Purpose
At age 17, Fox tested out of school via correspondence in order to move to Los Angeles, California.
A mail-order general studies high school diploma. In Science!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2016 12:05 AM (kdS6q)
Yes, I'm suuuure they didn't know...or care.
All one biiig coincidence. Nothing to see here bigots.
They can pretend they aren't part of the La Raza network, but it's clear they have the same beliefs and goals in mind.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2016 12:06 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2016 12:06 AM (dULJN)
We're so much alike. So often I ended up having to take a "me" day, so consumed I am with the planet's deep mysteries. I mean duck penises, what's up with that.
That's some high quality snark, right there. And I suspect if Megan reads it she won't get it either.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 08, 2016 12:06 AM (gyKtp)
Might have to change his nic to Moron Station Zero though. Just for the dramatic effect.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2016 12:06 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 08, 2016 12:06 AM (VdICR)
I see that Meryl Streep dressed up in orange face as Donald Trump. So racist.
Posted by: CrustyB at June 07, 2016 11:50 PM (Hnglq)
That hag is just racist against Citrus-Americans.
And this just proves that I was right when I observed that her whole career is based not on acting, but on impressions. Rich Little with tits.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2016 12:06 AM (LuZz8)
IOTW Report
http://bit.ly/1OcGJrL
I just can't even think of a proper comment.
Posted by: mindful webworker - boobsalot, but... at June 08, 2016 12:07 AM (5a8XA)
Assholes.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2016 12:07 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 08, 2016 12:07 AM (kP16F)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739499687405703177
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739499997117349888
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739500324994486272
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739500706688700418
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2016 12:07 AM (Ei1xn)
Megan Fox Has Some Theories About The Egyptian Pyramids And Their True Purpose
At age 17, Fox tested out of school via correspondence in order to move to Los Angeles, California.
A mail-order general studies high school diploma. In Science!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2016 12:05 AM (kdS6q)
Ahh the Bill Nye science club
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 08, 2016 12:08 AM (voOPb)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739500963770175488
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739501232453099520
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739501578252472321
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739501878501724160
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2016 12:09 AM (Ei1xn)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 08, 2016 12:09 AM (NeFrd)
Supposedly.
Posted by: Al Kemy at June 08, 2016 12:02 AM (HEM7B)
Maybe he was a closet Bernie supporter. I mean, I'd feel all betrayed by what happened today.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2016 12:10 AM (ry34m)
A mail-order general studies high school diploma. In Science!)
Ahh the Bill Nye science club
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
"Master has given Megan a high school diploma. Megan is freeeee!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2016 12:10 AM (kdS6q)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739502203207974913
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739502582800867329
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739502829031718912
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739503049064861696
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2016 12:10 AM (Ei1xn)
Posted by: Orange Julius at June 08, 2016 12:10 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Frank Luntz at June 08, 2016 12:11 AM (DW+jj)
He doesn't like anyone disagreeing with him, so he's taking his litmus strip and going away.
Posted by: Al Kemy
Rather a base move, dontcha think?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2016 12:11 AM (kdS6q)
See today's art thread.
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:51 PM (MQEz6)
Ugh. That did seem rather like a hobbyhorse. Why not play with something else instead of exiling oneself from the playroom?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 12:11 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:12 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 12:13 AM (IqV8l)
-Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2016 12:11 AM (kdS6q)
Well played.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:13 AM (OQ9R7)
So I'm going to quit the blog.
* hangs out "Going Out of Business" banner *
I'm leaving. Don't try to stop me. This is it.
Wait, are there any donuts left on the buffet?
Posted by: mindful webworker's not here, dude at June 08, 2016 12:13 AM (5a8XA)
That hag is just racist against Citrus-Americans.
I can't get no respect.
Posted by: Orange Julius at June 08, 2016 12:10 AM (IqV8l)
Easy now.
This no place for rind-rage.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2016 12:13 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:14 AM (RbRGC)
ITC, do you get better accuracy crimping rifle rounds ?
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2016 12:06 AM (dULJN)
Honestly, I'm not the guy to ask about that. I don't do a lot of rifle reloading, it's mostly handgun stuff for me. Most of my rifle reloading has been either simple 223 practice ammo or replacing magnetic 7.62x54R bullets in surplus with modern non-magnetic for use at ranges in SoCal when I was living there.
I'll say this much. Don't try to do the magnetic/nonmagnetic swap without crimping. Especially with modern boattail bullets, there's not enough bearing surface in the surplus steel 54R cases to keep the bullets secure without crimping in place. Yeah, I've had those rounds literally fall apart in the magazine of my Finn M39 when I tried that without crimps.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2016 12:14 AM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 08, 2016 12:07 AM
------------------------
He's a great guy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 08, 2016 12:15 AM (T/5A0)
Are you still here? I think you have sound judgement and are generally sober at the HQ. I have a serious question for you.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:16 AM (6IPEM)
167 I fail to see the 'peel of a rind-rage...
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:14 AM (RbRGC)
You comment with such zest!
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2016 12:16 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 12:16 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:16 AM (RbRGC)
170 Hey eman,
Are you still here? I think you have sound judgement and are generally sober at the HQ. I have a serious question for you.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:16 AM (6IPEM)
You are very kind.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2016 12:17 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 12:17 AM (+YMhA)
Okay, I'm going now for real. This is me, leaving. Good-bye cruel horde.
Wait, is there still beer in that keg?
Posted by: mindful webworker with one foot out the door at June 08, 2016 12:17 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: mindful webworker with one foot out the door at June 08, 2016 12:17 AM (5a8XA)
No, but there are some dregs left in the barrel.....
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 12:18 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:14 AM (RbRGC)
How naval
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 08, 2016 12:18 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: mindful webworker's not here, dude at June 08, 2016 12:13 AM (5a8XA)
***
Yep. It was always "look at me".
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 08, 2016 12:19 AM (YLidQ)
She always had one of those faces like the girl that had nasty things to say about everyone and turned down all the guys for dates because they didn't have a hot enough car or enough money.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:19 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 08, 2016 12:20 AM (NeFrd)
Yeah, but the 'ettes cut all of them in half and took only half each.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:21 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 12:21 AM (lheeg)
I understand gay men and lesbians. I don' t understand bisexuality except I sorta do in women. Not in men though.
Is there a legitimate thing as a bisexual man? Everyone here says that all bisexual men are actually deeply closeted gay men. What do you think?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:21 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:21 AM (RbRGC)
Posted by: Al Kemy at June 08, 2016 12:21 AM (HEM7B)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 08, 2016 12:21 AM (kP16F)
He doesn't have the constitution of Moo Moo.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:21 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:21 AM (39g3+)
So, I'm bugging out. I've had it. I'm done with this place.
As soon as I find my sunglasses...
Posted by: mindful webworker - anyone seen my keys? at June 08, 2016 12:22 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2016 12:22 AM (dULJN)
Normally there is enough elasticity in the brass to hold the bullet when properly annealed, but when there is a short bearing surface, like a pointy boat-tailed bullet, or there is a lot of recoil, like in a heavy rifle, the concussion can move the bullet in or out as the rifle and brass move as one and the bullet, in accordance to Newton's first law (figs and bullets stay in one place until moved due to inertia) doesn't move at the same time.
The seating depth can be crucial to the last iota of accuracy for people who can shoot better than I can, and there may be some headspace or concern about excessive air-space resulting in the cartridge above the powder charge (which is suspected to be the culprit in some minimal powder-charge explosions)
On the other hand I've also had .38 shorts walk their bullet out in an old revolver too, but that was a combination of worn chambers, heavy bullets and a sharp recoil from a lightweight pistol
Does this help?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2016 12:22 AM (ry34m)
Yep. It was always "look at me".
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
Is that what they mean by "virtue signalling?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 12:22 AM (IqV8l)
Not that that or any of the seizure stuff is acceptable, of course. But that's what I got from the article.
Posted by: Alana at June 08, 2016 12:22 AM (2nemP)
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 12:22 AM (lheeg)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2016 12:23 AM (PLnZs)
-Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 08, 2016 12:20 AM (NeFrd)
You did this to yourself. I hate you for being funnier than me at a base level! ...lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:23 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:21 AM (6IPEM)
I'm from the Andrew Dice Clay school of thought. There is no "bisexual" man. You either suck dick or you don't suck dick.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:23 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 08, 2016 12:20 AM (NeFrd)
*****
Flouncing is required. Leaving yourself a re entry point is also required. Best of both worlds, Baby.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 08, 2016 12:23 AM (YLidQ)
See today's art thread.
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:51 PM (MQEz6)
I was actually doing something else IRL so I missed the drama. Just skimmed through it now. Holy hell.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:24 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 08, 2016 12:24 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 12:24 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:24 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:25 AM (RbRGC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 12:25 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zoophile at June 08, 2016 12:25 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2016 12:25 AM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Insomniac
-----------------
^THIS
(Local squad cars no longer display "To Prect And Serve" on the vehicles)
If you've ever had it hit home, you'd understand. Ever had a cop flat out lie to your face? Lie in court to a judge to get a speeding (or whatever minor shit) conviction that you have zero chance of "winning" with honesty?
Fuck them. It is now just another city/state $ ATM for the taxpayers.
Look into your local "public safety" budget and all that it entails - you'd be appalled to know what they get paid for.
Again, Fuck them.
I'd be hard pressed to find a reason to care about anything police related anymore, unless it involved the rare conviction for corruption.
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 12:25 AM (DoY1a)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:21 AM (39g3+)
Pfft. Rin Tin Tin.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2016 12:25 AM (ry34m)
Hey Seamus, what's the dog star's proper name?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
Lassie
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 12:25 AM (IqV8l)
Pffffft.
Posted by: Benji at June 08, 2016 12:25 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2016 12:26 AM (PLnZs)
:0 !!!
Now can we finally stop all the pointless hypotheticals, the cringe-inducing butthurt, the third-party fantasies, the wild speculations about "brokered conventions" and "changing the rules" and all the needless mishigass of the last four months?????
Clinton won big in California: She is the Democratic nominee. Period.
Trump now has far more bound delegates than he needs for the nomination: He is the Republican nominee. Period.
Everything else: flush it out the toilet at 30,000 feet -- whoosh, there it goes.
Now we turn our attention to just one thing:
Hillary vs. Trump.
One will be the next President.
Choose.
No more fairy tales and fantasias.
That's it.
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2016 12:26 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Dogon Tribe at June 08, 2016 12:26 AM (DW+jj)
Not that that or any of the seizure stuff is acceptable, of course. But that's what I got from the article.
Posted by: Alana at June 08, 2016 12:22 AM (2nemP)
Wouldn't people just contest the charges and tell the issuing companies it'd be a cold day in hell when that balance was paid?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 12:26 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: hilllary at June 08, 2016 12:26 AM (PLnZs)
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2016 12:26 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
Is that what they mean by "virtue signalling?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 12:22 AM (IqV8l)
****
That is a popular catch phrase that I really don't know the meaning of. So, maybe.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 08, 2016 12:26 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Zoophile at June 08, 2016 12:25 AM (hVdx9)
Are you from Wyoming perchance?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:26 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:23 AM (0mRoj)
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Sigh. That's what I think too.
I'm in love with a gay guy.
* pats myself on the back *
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (6IPEM)
I usually only neck size my .308 rounds and don't crimp them.
For my hunting rounds I crimp them because they get handled, loaded and unloaded.
I have heard that crimping can help the neck tension be more consistent. I guess I will do a couple tests
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (dULJN)
184 Great, you're here still. This is a serious question.
I understand gay men and lesbians. I don' t understand bisexuality except I sorta do in women. Not in men though.
Is there a legitimate thing as a bisexual man? Everyone here says that all bisexual men are actually deeply closeted gay men. What do you think?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:21 AM (6IPEM)
I suppose it is possible. It certainly would be very difficult to prove for sure.
If a person does bisexual things and does not seem conflicted, that could very well mean they are bisexual.
Ask gay men what they think. I bet they have good insight on it.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (RbRGC)
Posted by: buddhist wisdom at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (kP16F)
I'm in love with a gay guy.
* pats myself on the back *
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (6IPEM)
Have you thought about falling in love with a straight guy? Just thinking out loud...
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:28 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2016 12:28 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 08, 2016 12:28 AM (p2jI/)
chemjeff posted a farewell earlier today. I believe he is treated unfairly on the daylight threads and he's doing his best to be intellectually honest, but he's hard embattled.
chemjeff, I hope you stick around, at least for the ONT. After the election, you'll come back full-time, I hope. Whatever happens in November, we morons will doubtless all be on one side again.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 12:28 AM (5o5ek)
All right. It's a movement!
Everybody who's leaving, join us here at this table.
Muldoon's buying the next round.
Posted by: mindful webworker - shoes off, feet up at June 08, 2016 12:28 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 08, 2016 12:28 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2016 12:29 AM (Ei1xn)
'Pay the fine, son.'
Afterwards, the Judge offered to write me a letter of recommendation for Seton Hall Law School.
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 12:29 AM (lheeg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (RbRGC)
That's been the problem. I used to like the guy, but he's become a fanatical one-note Johnny this election cycle and it got beyond grating.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:29 AM (0mRoj)
but I am bitter.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2016 12:29 AM (ry34m)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
--------------------
I have a Sirius question for you - why can't I get that Blues station in my Prius?
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 12:29 AM (DoY1a)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 08, 2016 12:29 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 08, 2016 12:30 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 12:30 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 12:31 AM (IdCqF)
I'm in love with a gay guy.
* pats myself on the back *
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (6IPEM)
Well, luckily love is a decision and not an emotion. If you feel romantic about this gay fellow, then you can decide that is a bad choice and move on. Romance is not love, and vice versa.
No point to tilting at windmills, dear.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 12:31 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 08, 2016 12:31 AM (ZMzGL)
Posted by: an indian chief at June 08, 2016 12:32 AM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:28 AM (0mRoj)
-----
I thought he was straight. Married and recently divorced. Just told me recently about being bi.
I hate me. This stupid shit always happens to me
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:32 AM (6IPEM)
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 12:22 AM (IqV8l)
Virtue Signalling would be more like me saying, "I'd take a wrecking-ball to the U.N. Building, yesterday."
-Just to know that everyone agreed with me.
It didn't further any discussion, it simply played upon the beliefs of the crowd. It is a "safe item" that could not happen, but everyone could agree upon.
...for the children.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:32 AM (OQ9R7)
-- Don't read the Internet
-- Don't even know what "virtue signalling" is, much less engage in it
-- Could not name one pundit, and don't give a shit what they think
-- Vote with their gut, not their mind
-- Don't care who does or does not endorses who
We are in a bubble, here in blogland. Too many of us don't realize it, though.
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2016 12:32 AM (jBuUi)
Now my feet are stuck in whatever this stuff is.
Call the fire department! the CDC! the Marines! Anyonnnnne....
Posted by: mindful webworker's muffled cries for help at June 08, 2016 12:32 AM (5a8XA)
I'm in love with a gay guy.
* pats myself on the back *
Well, I wouldn't rush to dump him just yet.
They are really handy when it comes to stuff like interior decorating.
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 12:33 AM (lheeg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:33 AM (RbRGC)
Posted by: Zoophile at June 08, 2016 12:33 AM (hVdx9)
Yeah, I'm leaning that way too, sadly. I really want to be on their side because the job is hard and everyone rips on them all the time and they are protecting us and bringing stability to the culture but...
they're going too far with the tech and the use of new gadgets. And the people being arrested for filming, etc, the "confiscations" that are hell to get back, its becoming really tough to defend the men in blue. I know they are not all like that, and every cop I've interacted with is a great guy but man...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:33 AM (39g3+)
Ace refuses to concede defeat. He had a piece up today wishcasting that the GOP will rewrite all the rules and
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 08, 2016 12:33 AM (R+30W)
I've had cops lie to my face, threaten and intimidate friends of mine, and brutalize one of my relatives. I have been paying a lot more attention over the last few years to the bullshit they pull on a routine basis, not to mention the "war on drugs" crap and related rape of the 4th Amendment, as well as civil forfeiture and all the abuse that goes with it. I'm over it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:33 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2016 12:32 AM (jBuUi)
Are we moving to Enumclaw, Washington?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2016 12:33 AM (ry34m)
* pats myself on the back *
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (6IPEM)
Wait a second....you have all these nice, available, STRAIGHT 'ron's available on the HQ, and you fall for a GAY GUY!!!!
And women wonder why we bitch about them so much.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 12:34 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:32 AM (6IPEM)
Oh, sweetie, don't even get me started on Father-What-a-Waste. It ain't just you. But believe me, just let it go and move on.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:32 AM (6IPEM)
There there.
*pat pat pat*
There there.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (0mRoj)
I'm in love with a gay guy.
* pats myself on the back *"
-Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (6IPEM)
I
AM
NOT
GAY!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: scrood at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (3b9U4)
Was that the one saying he feared the GOP was going to pull some procedural trick and replace Trump, but he could see no one that would not destroy the party and result in Hillary winning? In which he pointed out the only goal is to defeat Hillary?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016
****
I have to agree. Great guy when he didn't go off on that subject. I started skimming then skipping his posts.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (hVdx9)
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How's the cabin Seamus?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (voOPb)
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Might not be such a good idea. From what I've heard, historically, the gays/lesbians, bi-sexuals, and transsexuals don't get along at all. The whole unified GLBT acronym thing is a myth.
Posted by: junior at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (+ULUe)
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2016 12:32 AM (jBuUi)
***
Yep. We are, at best, 5% of the electorate. Yet we argue like we are 80%.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Kindltot
For the sake of human- and animal-kind, I hope not!
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2016 12:36 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:36 AM (0mRoj)
What really grates me are these idiots who claim to be "gender fluid".
Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2016 12:37 AM (wQWv4)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (MNgU2)
I've said they'd get beat by most Division II or III college teams, but you're probably right too.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 12:37 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:37 AM (RbRGC)
You hang around the YMCA?
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 12:37 AM (lheeg)
I agree, although I think a lot of people engage in "virtue signalling" without being aware that is what it is. Putting the Obama sticker on the Prius.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:37 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:37 AM (RbRGC)
Right? Forget Tinder, now here's Horder!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:38 AM (0mRoj)
No point to tilting at windmills, dear.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 12:31 AM (+YMhA)
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That is not true. Love has a lot of emotion involved. It's not math. I'm not that cold a person.
I love him and he loves me. That part is genuine. He just likes men too. The last part is the problem.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:38 AM (6IPEM)
'Pay the fine, son.'
Afterwards, the Judge offered to write me a letter of recommendation for Seton Hall Law School.
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 12:29 AM (lheeg)
I got a ticket for speeding on the Simi Valley Freeway. Cop said he'd been tailing me for miles.....problem was, I hadn't been on that freeway for miles. Story completely changed in court to something equally fishy -- I was trying to frame my rebuttal when the judge-advocate-rent-a-judge said, "I know that stretch of road very well, it's easy to just get going a little faster and a little faster until I find I'm over the limit. Guilty."
I was slackjawed, thinking, "it's a good thing you're not a fuckin' serial killer, judge -- 'cause that same line of reasoning could put me in The Chair."
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 12:38 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (YLidQ)
That's why conservatism in general is dead. The overwhelming majority of this country doesn't want limited this, no to that, stop the free shit those.
It's almost painful to listen to Mark Levin sometimes because he still thinks it has a chance of a comeback in his lifetime.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 12:39 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (39g3+)
++++
Except for the part about "fear", yes.
I feel that the GOP Establishment played along with Trump for what they felt was a reasonable period of pretending, but now, a Decent Interval has passed, and they can abandon Trump.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 08, 2016 12:39 AM (R+30W)
Arf! Arf!
Posted by: hilllary at June 08, 2016 12:26 AM (PLnZs)
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Ugh, she's scraping her butt on the floor again.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 12:39 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2016 12:40 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 08, 2016 12:40 AM (p2jI/)
Gee, I wonder which immigrants to very, very, very multicultural Toronto were being courted with the ban? (See the sock link; online poll as well if you're into that sort of thing... at least until it's banned too.)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2016 12:41 AM (PLnZs)
However, this is apparently a big thing. We exist dammit! claim the self-identified bisexual men and it's apparently a PC thing. How dare you criticize what we say we identify as and all that shit.
There are some studies that expanded on this idea, and expanded the material used to test for physical arousal. It included "bisexual content", showing shit like 2 men and 1 woman, with the men going gay. Supposedly, a very small percentage of men were more aroused by that than anything, and this claim is "they are most aroused by bisexual behavior*, therefore they exist.
So that's the latest shit on this shit, apparently.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 12:41 AM (DW+jj)
No wonder the whales beach themselves.
Posted by: scrood
Are they attempting to make love to the land?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 12:41 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:41 AM (RbRGC)
Looks like they took me up on that.
Posted by: RKae at June 08, 2016 12:41 AM (kLw2y)
I love him and he loves me. That part is genuine. He just likes men too. The last part is the problem.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:38 AM (6IPEM)
Yes, love includes emotion, but it is a decision that you make. You DO have control over it, unlike the emotions that rule most folks when it comes to finding a mate. When you love, you become selfless toward that person, which means that the emotions that might or might not drive you become moot. You have chosen the highest and best for the other, not yourself. If that is NOT the case, then it isn't truly love and probably isn't likely to work out.
YMMV.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 12:42 AM (+YMhA)
BINGO!!!! Reading that I was like, WTF??!!
Uh, I can see why, since you misunderstood both him and my snark.
At no point did he say or even imply that he wanted them to replace Trump. He said straight out that if they did so, Hillary wins, which is his worst case scenario. Get it? He doesn't want that to happen. I know it was a lot of words, but... reading is fundamental.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:42 AM (39g3+)
No wonder the whales beach themselves.
Posted by: scrood
Are they attempting to make love to the land?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 12:41 AM (IqV8l)
Trying to get away from the nutcases fucking the ocean.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:42 AM (0mRoj)
I
AM
NOT
GAY!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (OQ9R7)
Slap, quit trying to shout. Can't understand a word you're saying with your mouth full, anyway.
/snrk!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2016 12:42 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (+YMhA)
Amen sister!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 12:42 AM (RG1Ue)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:38 AM (6IPEM)
He doesn't love you enough to give up men. Time to move on.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 12:42 AM (lbcdD)
They are really handy when it comes to stuff like interior decorating.
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 12:33 AM (lheeg)
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Hahaha. Except I'm half crying. We had the best conversation about tablecloths and place settings and silverware.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:43 AM (6IPEM)
What really grates me are these idiots who claim to be "gender fluid".
Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2016 12:37 AM (wQWv4)
I thought "gender fluid" was that little puddle on one side of the bed....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 12:43 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:43 AM (RbRGC)
They are really handy when it comes to stuff like interior decorating.
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 12:33 AM (lheeg)
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Hahaha. Except I'm half crying. We had the best conversation about tablecloths and place settings and silverware.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:43 AM (6IPEM)
*rubs temples*
You poor, dear, sweet confused girl.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:43 AM (0mRoj)
AM
NOT
GAY!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (OQ9R7)
Did you cry at the end of When Harry Met Sally?
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 12:43 AM (lbcdD)
It is FAR easier to have gay sex than straight sex. If he says he's only been with a few men, I would not believe it.
No, not all of them are having nightly gay gangbangs, but it's not an example of persecution that they have to patrol public bathrooms to keep them from getting it on in them.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2016 12:43 AM (hVdx9)
My concern would be that someone who is bisexual is more driven by what gets his rocks off than any sort of commitment, self sacrifice, or care about someone else other than themselves.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:43 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:37 AM (RbRGC)
AceHarmony.....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 12:43 AM (EzgxV)
AM
NOT
GAY!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (OQ9R7)
See Elle? And aren't you both baseball fans?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 12:44 AM (RG1Ue)
It's almost painful to listen to Mark Levin sometimes because he still thinks it has a chance of a comeback in his lifetime.
Posted by: Blano
He's going to end up with another bypass operation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 12:44 AM (IqV8l)
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President Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 08, 2016 12:44 AM (T/5A0)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 12:44 AM (DW+jj)
I could write a book, Insomniac (if I could actually, you know, write a proper sentence).
Silly, but:
I'm STILL going to court because I told a City code guy (part of police department) to fuck himself and get off my property 9 months ago.
Nine months, 5 days in court (so far), and a Saturday afternoon in jail. Because I didn't say "yes, sir."
Before it's all over, I'll probably spend another day or two in jail.
Fuck them all.
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 12:44 AM (DoY1a)
C'mere, buddy! I'm buying the round.
Seriously... c'mere.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:45 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:43 AM (6IPEM)
I don't even know how to respond to this.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 12:45 AM (lbcdD)
222 I like ChemJeff also, but he has been on this Quixote quest of a hobby horse for so long it seems an automatic reflex for him to spew it all over again in every thread. So I am not going to interact with him, he's ignored.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (RbRGC)
That's been the problem. I used to like the guy, but he's become a fanatical one-note Johnny this election cycle and it got beyond grating.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:29 AM (0mRoj)
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I can't agree. I hope he stick around or at least comes back after the election.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 12:45 AM (5o5ek)
Which he also said does not exist. Again: long, lots of words.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:45 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Alana at June 08, 2016 12:46 AM (2nemP)
-Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:43 AM (RbRGC)
The Fuck?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:46 AM (OQ9R7)
Clearly Ace said he could get behind the fiat replacement of Trump (and was itching to do so) if it was a candidate who could beat Hillary, which is the only goal.
But, of course, Ace is totes against the ruling class GOPe. Swearsies.
Ultimate psy ops.
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What part of "against Hillary" do you not understand?
Ace has made his strong dislike of Trump clear in the past. That's hardly news. He's also made it clear that he's willing to accept Trump so long as he thinks Trump can beat Hillary.
Why does this information elude you?
Posted by: junior at June 08, 2016 12:46 AM (+ULUe)
Just know you have people online who do care.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2016 12:46 AM (RbRGC)
Didn't sufficiently RESPECT HIS AUTHORI-TAH eh? Yeah, I hate that "contempt of cop" bullshit too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:47 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: junior at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (+ULUe)
Yep - all those groups believe that their grievance(s) are the most important evar!
There was a short scene in the 90's movie PCU where several ppl of "oppressed" groups (blacks, gays, and women) briefly explained why *they* should go to the front of the line. Can't find the clip on YouTube though,
.
PCU...damn, was that movie prophetic!
Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2016 12:47 AM (wQWv4)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 08, 2016 12:47 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2016 12:47 AM (hVdx9)
It's almost painful to listen to Mark Levin sometimes because he still thinks it has a chance of a comeback in his lifetime.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 12:39 AM (lbcdD)
++++
The supposedly conservative party hasn't been acting very conservatively for quite some time. Why vote the conservative brand if they aren't going to walk the walk?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 08, 2016 12:47 AM (R+30W)
I didn't agree with a lot of your points on this election but I don't agree with a lot of other people either. I'm not one to make the political personal and I won't do it now either.
I don't come around the daytime threads much anymore, just don't have enough interest to get into futile pissing matches. I'm not going to change the world, I'm not going to change anyone's mind who is trying to change mine.
The day that everyone starts agreeing with each other is the day I'll leave out of sheer boredom.
Most long timers who don't come around anymore didn't leave in a huff or get banned, they just drifted away which is how most things like that happen on any blog or commentator site.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2016 12:47 AM (Ei1xn)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 08, 2016 12:47 AM (Kucy5)
-Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:43 AM (6IPEM)
*backs away slowly*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:48 AM (OQ9R7)
There was a short scene in the 90's movie PCU where several ppl of "oppressed" groups (blacks, gays, and women) briefly explained why *they* should go to the front of the line
Yeah its at the party, that whole movie is hilarious back to back. A lot of the people who were in the movie didn't quite seem to understand the joke though. Piven for example. Very entertaining, great actor, but... man is he a head case.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:48 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 08, 2016 12:47 AM (Kucy5)
This is seriously not a problem. Before, or now, or in the future.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 12:49 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2016 12:49 AM (MQEz6)
Unfortunately he also shared that he hates jazz. I'm trying at Twitter to tell him about Vince Guaraldi and Dave Brubeck.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2016 12:49 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 12:50 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2016 12:50 AM (PLnZs)
Didn't sufficiently RESPECT HIS AUTHORI-TAH eh? Yeah, I hate that "contempt of cop" bullshit too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:47 AM (0mRoj)
This is "contempt of low-level government functionary who monitors lawn-mowing and walked past the lawnmower to drop the ticket."
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 12:50 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 12:50 AM (EzgxV)
That's even worse...
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:51 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 12:50 AM (EzgxV)
You've got code guys monitoring lawn heights? Holy crap, where in hell do you reside?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 12:51 AM (+YMhA)
I had a deputy out when someone attempted to steal a truck of mine a few years ago. I noticed he ran the tags on every vehicle around this place before he left, and ran all our names. He was looking for outstanding warrants and all that shit. And he snooped around, looking at everything carefully. He was looking for anything contraband showing.
Pissed the hell out of me. He would have arrested me in a second if he found an excuse. That was sort of when my conversion to the dark side was sort of complete. However, I despise BLM and side with the cops in a heartbeat over leftist vermin.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 12:51 AM (DW+jj)
-Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 12:50 AM (+YMhA)
Most people live in the North?
Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 08, 2016 12:52 AM (OQ9R7)
The supposedly conservative party hasn't been acting very conservatively for quite some time. Why vote the conservative brand if they aren't going to walk the walk?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 08, 2016 12:47 AM (R+30W)
Totally agree. I'm done with them. Trump will be the last Republican liberal I vote for.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 12:52 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2016
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That's what I've been trying to do. He is my absolute best friend in the whole wide world, and me, him. It's very hard to manage that , you know, when I let myself get stupid feelings involved and ignored giant warning signs that he might be gay.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:52 AM (6IPEM)
Trying to get away from the nutcases fucking the ocean.
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My favorite line as a kid going to a swimming pool.
I don't swim in your toilet and you don't pee in my pool,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 08, 2016 12:53 AM (voOPb)
They had a good point, tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2016 12:53 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2016 12:53 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:53 AM (39g3+)
Eyelids falling shut. Alarm set to go off in 5 hours. Will miss chemjeff. Good night, all.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 12:53 AM (5o5ek)
Wow.
I caught a guy and a gal from the State poking around my place many years ago. [After demolishing an old home and burning the remnants.]
They had hopped a fence with a bunch of tools, and were just getting ready to start searching a portion of the property with some metal detectors. [Looking for proof that items like wiring and such were left to burn, which they were not.]
When I walked over with a shotgun and told them they had 1 minute to get back in their car and back down the road before I filled them with shot they ran away. Without their tools.
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 12:54 AM (lheeg)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:53 AM (39g3+)
Try a HOA or condo association. *shudder*
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:54 AM (0mRoj)
For sure but it is genetically impossible for the GOPe to enlist a winning candidate.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 08, 2016 12:54 AM (p2jI/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:54 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Alana at June 08, 2016 12:55 AM (2nemP)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 12:55 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 08, 2016 12:47 AM (Kucy5)
How come?
When I think of Third World shithole on the other side of the border, it's not Oklahoma that comes to mind.
Although I still laugh about them getting beat by Boise State.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 12:56 AM (lbcdD)
One will be the next President.
Choose.
No more fairy tales and fantasias.
That's it.
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2016 12:26 AM (jBuUi)
O Rly?
Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2016 12:56 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:52 AM (6IPEM)
Was it the Streisand collection?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:56 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:56 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:42 AM (39g3+)
++++
This quote is probably the most on point:
Now, it may surprise you -- or not -- to know I'm not necessarily against any of this.
You used the word "fear" earlier. The thing he fears is not that they will replace Trump, but rather that they will replace Trump with someone who will lose. He wants them to replace Trump - because he claims that Trump will lose - with a winner. His choice as that winner: Tom Cotton.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 08, 2016 12:56 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 12:56 AM (lheeg)
Posted by: L, Elle
****
I know how that is. I have fallen for a few women I'd been friends with for a while (yes I'm male).
Ultimately it is your life, tho.
I strongly urge you to think it through and try not to let your feelings make decisions for you.
The brain is supposed to do the thinking, not the heart. I have ignored that fact and paid dearly.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2016 12:57 AM (hVdx9)
338 >>> L. Elle, just be friends with him. Really, it's not going to end well otherwise.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2016
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That's what I've been trying to do. He is my absolute best friend in the whole wide world, and me, him. It's very hard to manage that , you know, when I let myself get stupid feelings involved and ignored giant warning signs that he might be gay.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:52 AM (6IPEM)
I wish you the best of luck.
In the meantime perhaps a straight love interest would help.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2016 12:57 AM (MQEz6)
California Election Results, via Bing
14% districts reporting
Bernie 36.7%
Hillary!! 62.2%
Bing (79 for 95) predicts (final result)
Bernie 47%
Hillary!! 53%
... Bernie to start staff layoffs.
I voted for Bernie ... hoping for a 51/49 result, leaving Hillary vulnerable.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 08, 2016 12:57 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:56 AM (0mRoj)
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Bastige!!! No! It was worse than that.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:57 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Insomniac
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I not only told him to go fuck his mother, I actually told him that I don't even recognize his authority, so there is nothing for me to respect. And yes, he practically tripped over my lawnmower & gas can to get to my porch.
He especially didn't like me telling him to get a real job and reminding him that my taxes pay his exorbitant salary.
So, nine months later, I am on a first name basis with the City Attorney. And yes, she has been here to the house.
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 12:58 AM (DoY1a)
You guys watched Beaches on your first date, huh?
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 12:58 AM (lheeg)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 08, 2016 12:58 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 12:58 AM (DoY1a)
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 12:59 AM (lheeg)
He made it pretty clear in later threads and comment sections beneath them that he didn't believe there is anyone out there that could both pull Trump supporters in and please the rest of the GOP.
There is nobody alive that the GOPe and conservative wings would both embrace and appreciate. What one loves, the other despises.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 12:59 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 08, 2016 12:59 AM (kP16F)
You've got code guys monitoring lawn heights? Holy crap, where in hell do you reside?
Posted by: tcn in AK
Moomooville
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 12:59 AM (IqV8l)
It was a last flail at the handle.
Nope. Missed again.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2016 12:59 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: maX at June 08, 2016 12:59 AM (0uuiT)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 08, 2016 01:00 AM (MNgU2)
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Who would placate the supposed 25% of the GOP who are upper-middle-class university types who won't vote for Trump; yet be anti-amnesty etc. enough to get many pro-Trumps voting for him.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2016 01:00 AM (PLnZs)
Gonna see if I can land on those idiots "screwing" the ocean over there.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 08, 2016 01:00 AM (hVdx9)
...
Posted by: JohnSmith at June 08, 2016 12:52 AM (aE/fI)
Looks like someone just outed themself...
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2016 01:00 AM (vBeA5)
-Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:57 AM (6IPEM)
He wanted to ride the Teacup Ride with Richard Simmons at Euro-Disney in nothing but sequin leg-warmers and a home-made tank-top?!?
DEAR GOD, WOMAN!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:01 AM (OQ9R7)
Even if one has the means to get the hell out of Dodge, where then does one go to escape?
There are few, if any truly viable options.
Liberty is a fragile commodity.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2016 01:01 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 01:01 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 12:43 AM (EzgxV)
Ha!
But yes, one can wake up as woman and go to bed as a man, and then vice versa the next day, apparently.
And if you say that no, this is nonsense for a bevy of reasons, why, you're denying someone their "identity".
Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2016 01:01 AM (wQWv4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 08, 2016 12:56 AM (0mRoj)
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Bastige!!! No! It was worse than that.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:57 AM (6IPEM)
Shrine to Liza Minnelli?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 01:02 AM (0mRoj)
>>Bastige!!! No! It was worse than that.
ABBA's Mama Mia?
A former GF dragged me to see it in SF (ON Market) ... yes, at the end, there was a lot of Audience Participation.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 08, 2016 01:02 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 01:03 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 08, 2016 01:03 AM (MNgU2)
I had a deputy out when someone attempted to steal a truck of mine a few years ago. I noticed he ran the tags on every vehicle around this place before he left, and ran all our names. He was looking for outstanding warrants and all that shit. And he snooped around, looking at everything carefully. He was looking for anything contraband showing.
Pissed the hell out of me. He would have arrested me in a second if he found an excuse. That was sort of when my conversion to the dark side was sort of complete. However, I despise BLM and side with the cops in a heartbeat over leftist vermin.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 12:51 AM (DW+jj)
When I was growing up in LA, there was a saying: "Policemen, like coffee, come in five grades: Gentlemen, Police, Cops, Pigs, and Assholes....and in LA County, you're lucky to get grade 4."
But, then, I moved up to the University of Casual Sun-Bathing and the police force up there was outstanding -- you seldom encountered, or even heard about, less than grade 2. When I called the Niagara Falls Police Department about Joffen, they were very kind and diligent about finding him. I've had a run-in with the local police some decades before I lived here and found them to be intelligent and helpful.
But, yeah -- this whole thing about, "since we're here, let's run warrants and search everything" bullshit is extremely offensive.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 01:04 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2016 01:04 AM (dULJN)
The guy that did Sopranos (and now Blue Bloods) got his bones writing for Rockford. Plenty of talent on that team. Plus, James Garner, you just can't go wrong with him.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 01:04 AM (39g3+)
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I called the police last summer to report that someone stole my bicycle out of my front yard (in broad daylight).
They called back the next day - "really? You found d it already?!?"
"Huh? What? Uh, I'm just calling to tell you that you missed a court date, and there's a bench warrant for you."
He had no idea about the burglary on my property. The first thing they did after i filed the report was run my name & info.
Again, Fuck them all.
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 01:05 AM (DoY1a)
There are few, if any truly viable options.
Liberty is a fragile commodity.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2016 01:01 AM (v5iqM)
Options:
1). Diaspora;
2). Redoubt;
3). Emulate the medieval Jews;
4). Filibuster another nation.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2016 01:05 AM (vBeA5)
380 Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 12:58 AM (DoY1a)
Sounds lovely. Petty tyranny in action.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 01:03 AM (0mRoj)
It can't go on forever, but it can get a lot worse before it stops.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2016 01:05 AM (MQEz6)
The police are so upset when someone calls for a lawyer, like it almost never happens.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 01:06 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 01:07 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:08 AM (OQ9R7)
He says he'll bet a week's paycheck, his or Ace's, that the GOP will not under any circumstances at this stage, topple Trump for the nom.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2016 01:08 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2016 01:04 AM (dULJN)
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That's what I think too!
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 01:08 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2016 01:04 AM (dULJN)
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That's what I think too!
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 01:08 AM (6IPEM)
Straight, single and ready to mingle, baby!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 01:09 AM (0mRoj)
Dixie Chicks?
Did HE cry at the end of When Harry Met Sally?
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 01:10 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 08, 2016 01:10 AM (R+30W)
Once it was late at night when I was on my way home from work (did I steal that bike?) and the other time some guy almost hit me in an alley and apparently yelled about it to a cop, who told me I was going the "wrong way" down the alley. When I asked him how to find out which way is the right way, he mumbled something about parked cars and then had to take a call.
I think the driver portrayed me as a maniac or something and found out I was just a guy on a bike. The driver was pulling out of a parking lot too fast and didn't check to see if the alley was clear...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 01:11 AM (39g3+)
East Coast after ten P.M. is strictly forbidden.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:11 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 01:11 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac
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I not only told him to go fuck his mother, I actually told him that I don't even recognize his authority, so there is nothing for me to respect. And yes, he practically tripped over my lawnmower & gas can to get to my porch.
He especially didn't like me telling him to get a real job and reminding him that my taxes pay his exorbitant salary.
So, nine months later, I am on a first name basis with the City Attorney. And yes, she has been here to the house.
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 12:58 AM (DoY1a)
I think the later scene where he showed up on a bicycle cackling, "....and your little dog, too" while a tornado approached was when things really got weird.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
I don't think they will, either. I suspect even the stupid party knows they are looking at gravestones for the Republican Party if they pull anything.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 01:12 AM (39g3+)
Believe me, folks - that 15 minutea it takes the cop when he pulls you over for going 26 in a 25 zone? He is running your name & SSN looking for warrants or a reason - ANY reason to search/seize your vehicle.
Your teenage son ever get caught with a joint? Guess what? You will get to meet a K9 dog in about 15 minutes! Yay police!
Did I say Fuck Them All yet?
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 01:12 AM (DoY1a)
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And the bartender asks them if they want a stiff one?
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2016 01:12 AM (PLnZs)
East Coast after ten P.M. is strictly forbidden.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:11 AM (OQ9R7)
Whoa, back up there. What happens when you hand out your number to 'ettes?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 01:12 AM (bpTue)
A former GF dragged me to see it in SF (ON Market) ... yes, at the end, there was a lot of Audience Participation.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 08, 2016 01:02 AM (FlRtG)
What the hell does THAT mean?
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 01:13 AM (lbcdD)
I think I read George Peppard quit that role because he was going through a nasty divorce and didn't want to give his wife any more money, which he'd earn from continuing Banacek.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 01:14 AM (DW+jj)
How bout a Horde Sourced writing project, where every helpful Moron and 'Ette collaborates and produces a brilliantly well-written Singles Ad for L,Elle ?
Yeah, I know the submissions will range from mild to wild, from Serious to Seamus, but I'm equally certain that the entries will be most entertaining.
And that there'll be enough gold in with the dross to truly flatter the lass, and help her write an ad, which, even if never published at those online predator watering holes, will give her a good, fresh and clean look at herself in the mirror which is Teh Horde.
All kidding aside, there's a bunch of truly fine folks who frequent the ONT, and the assembled wisdom here could damn near loft another Apollo 11.
So, what say ye, vile throng? Are ye up to the task?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2016 01:14 AM (v5iqM)
publius: I had to look up the latest on this male bisexual crap. There have been studies that seem to indicate it doesn't exist. Men are either *physiologically* attracted to either women or men....
My only study of this matter is some scenes from "bisexual" porn to which I was exposed against my will, and from peeking between my fingers it looked to me like it was always two gay guys and a girl thrown in there, in whom the guys only feigned interest while waiting to get it on with each other.
Now, maybe that was just bad performances, but I suppose it reflected the target audience.
I have no intention of extending my study - because is all porn is bad and causes guilty-warts.
Posted by: mindful webworker - om om on derange at June 08, 2016 01:15 AM (dDUXP)
I'm not kidding: A few years ago, I once *accidentally ran a red light* in front of an LA Sheriffs car here in town. Not only didn't I get a ticket... I didn't even get pulled over. Sure, the officer might simply have not noticed, but how often is that likely to happen?
It probably helps that we have a strong tax base thanks to there being a lot of thriving businesses in town, so the cops aren't on "revenue raising patrol" all the time. Not yet, anyway.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2016 01:15 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 08, 2016 01:15 AM (Si9ix)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 01:15 AM (39g3+)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 01:12 AM (bpTue)
I get calls after ten P.M.; which is strictly verboten to an insomniac.
I can sleep five nights per week. If I get a phone call after ten, it had better be a Life or Death situation.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:16 AM (OQ9R7)
There are few, if any truly viable options.
Liberty is a fragile commodity.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2016 01:01 AM (v5iqM)
You're already in the Last Refuge. That's why I came here.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 01:16 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:18 AM (OQ9R7)
What the hell does THAT mean?
Starting with What the hell does THAT mean?, Mama Mia staged in SF on Market Street is easily gayer than Streisand's Greatest Hits ... and the level of audience participation is way over the top.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 08, 2016 01:18 AM (FlRtG)
>>Bastige!!! No! It was worse than that.
ABBA's Mama Mia?
A former GF dragged me to see it in SF (ON Market) ... yes, at the end, there was a lot of Audience Participation.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 08, 2016 01:02 AM (FlRtG)
I saw it in NYC when we took the goddaughter there (fiancee's idea, obviously). Could've been worse (IT Crowd "The Work Outing").
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 01:18 AM (EzgxV)
East Coast after ten P.M. is strictly forbidden.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:11 AM (OQ9R7)
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Yes, I do. Learned the hard way.
That's why I won't ever call you again.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 01:19 AM (6IPEM)
One I particularly liked was a missing experimental car. It was being moved by rail. They loaded it up, and then when the train got to the destination, the car and the rail car were gone, just plucked from the otherwise intact train.
Another was a fancy experimental rocket engine just disappeared from the display case when the lights went out for just a few moments.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 01:19 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 01:16 AM (lbcdD)
If this one fails, we need to figure out how to colonize Mars before the totalitarianism becomes absolute and freedom is just a memory.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 08, 2016 01:19 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:16 AM (OQ9R7)
Hmmm, calls after 10 are generally booty calls. So, you're saying you do not welcome booty calls. Good thing you pointed this out, so 'ettes on the prowl won't pester you.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 01:19 AM (bpTue)
Keep in a little life? Poor Chemjeff, farewell.
I could have spared a better man.
O, I should have a heavy miss of thee,
If I were much in love with vanity.
Death hath not struck so fat a deer today,
Though many dearer in this bloody fray.
Embowelled will I see thee by and by.
'Till then, in blood by Fapplebee lie.
Posted by: Jake Spear at June 08, 2016 01:20 AM (X4FeV)
A new life awaits you in the offworld colonies
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 01:22 AM (39g3+)
"Bisexual porn" falls into the tiny niche, fetish, really weirdo market. It's of no consequence.
So, who is watching porn? Men. And what do they dig. Women. Or Men. And they don't cross pollinate. The market is telling you the story.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 01:22 AM (DW+jj)
Cth:
(fiancee's idea, obviously).
This is how discipline (for things you probably did and she doesn't know about) works. I still hurt.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 08, 2016 01:22 AM (FlRtG)
Wait, we have prowly 'ettes, too?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 01:22 AM (39g3+)
That's why I won't ever call you again."
-Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 01:19 AM (6IPEM)
Neither will a couple of others. They got the same harshly-worded and otherwise pleasant emails you received.
It seems that 'Ettes don't recognize the Eastern Time-Zone, for whatever reason.
Know that I still love you all like Sisters. There is no residual anger at all.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:23 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 01:23 AM (0mRoj)
Wait, we have prowly 'ettes, too? Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 01:22 AM (39g3+)
I, for one, wouldn't mind being pestered by a prowly 'ette or two.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 08, 2016 01:24 AM (J+mig)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 01:19 AM (bpTue)
Works for me, perfectly!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:25 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:25 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 01:26 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 01:22 AM
Of course there are. This is a very diverse place!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 01:26 AM (bpTue)
Somebody has to stay here and keep trying to get these stupid laws repealed. Besides, it's where my lawn is.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at June 08, 2016 01:29 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 08, 2016 01:18 AM (FlRtG)
That's what I'm asking....what kind of audience participation?
Do I want to know?
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 01:29 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2016 01:29 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 01:30 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 01:19 AM (6IPEM)
You can call me after 10 Eastern, no problemo. And I'm totally straight.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 01:30 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 08, 2016 01:24 AM (J+mig)
Yeah same here. Bring it ladies.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 01:32 AM (lbcdD)
How does that fit in this whole "do bisexual men" exist question? I say it's not gay, just sort of, well, things running amok. You know how a drug user has to get more and more and harder and harder to get the same high.
Well, somehow taking a girl and putting a dick on her is just a similiar extreme thing. It's still a female body (the ideal they're trying to simulate)....but with a dick.
It's a confounding question to ponder.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 01:32 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 01:32 AM (bMG0w)
I can sleep five nights per week. If I get a phone call after ten, it had better be a Life or Death situation.
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You know, you never told me this. You only told me the one and only time we spoke to call you at a certain time and said I that phone call to call you anytime. The second time I called you, how do you know it wasn't a life or death situation? You never gave me the chance to say.
So go admire your pile of harshly worded emails to other ettes. Be proud rereading them. You're an unforgiving prick.
Don't worry. I have no contact info for you so you don't need to entertain stalker fantasies.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 01:33 AM (6IPEM)
437 I, for one, wouldn't mind being pestered by a prowly 'ette or two.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 08, 2016 01:24 AM (J+mig)
Yeah same here. Bring it ladies.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 01:32 AM (lbcdD)
I like being retired.
No more playing the game.
Posted by: eman at June 08, 2016 01:34 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 01:32 AM (bMG0w)
Have you checked out her thumbs? They look like big toes. Like the aliens fucked up when they sewed her together.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 01:34 AM (bpTue)
(Although, I think there are a few of us here that have good cause take over your nic, piker)
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 01:34 AM (DoY1a)
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 01:35 AM (lheeg)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 01:36 AM (bpTue)
That's what I'm asking....what kind of audience participation?
Ah. Well. All "G-Rated" ... it was mostly at the final number, just before the end ... absolutely gushed over the performance, stood, applauded, etc. Disney has their Princesses, the Friends of Dorothy have Babs, Liza, Lucy, Dorothy, and now Sophie.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 08, 2016 01:38 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 01:32 AM (bMG0w)
Have you checked out her thumbs? They look like big toes. Like the aliens fucked up when they sewed her together.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 01:34 AM (bpTue)
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You're like yankeefifth complaining about Christina Hendricks' feet. If that's where your eyes are looking you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 01:38 AM (bMG0w)
I just figured a dog like her slept her way to stardom.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 01:40 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Dick Morris at June 08, 2016 01:41 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 01:38 AM (bMG0w)
Ha! Ok, you have a point. But for me, once I noticed it I couldn't ever unsee it and that's where my eyes go now. Kinda like when I noticed tfg whistles when he talks.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 01:42 AM (bpTue)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 01:36 AM (bpTue)
It's someone who showed up right around @270.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 01:42 AM (EzgxV)
I just figured a dog like her slept her way to stardom.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 01:40 AM (lbcdD)
It certainly wasn't due to acting ability. And based on her career she's probably not that good in the sack either.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 01:42 AM (bMG0w)
Now, what confounds me is the shemale/tranny shit. That is getting
pretty big relatively speaking, and is in the "straight" side. Or is
infecting it pretty good, if not fully "in" it.
How does that
fit in this whole "do bisexual men" exist question? I say it's not gay,
just sort of, well, things running amok. You know how a drug user has to
get more and more and harder and harder to get the same high.
Well, somehow taking a girl and putting a dick on her is just a similiar
extreme thing. It's still a female body (the ideal they're trying to
simulate)....but with a dick.
It's a confounding question to ponder.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 01:32 AM (DW+jj)
That is a tough one!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 08, 2016 01:43 AM (kP16F)
It was grade-school innocence and I didn't much want to hear it because I wanted to provide a service. I wasn't there to "apply lotion". I was there to make sure that the bulbs were replaced and the place was clean, so as to earn a profit.
There were also OBVIOUS temptations, like the strip-club down the street. I'd gotten "various offers" to use the powerful stand-up unit, (not a euphemism), for free.
I wasn't nearly in touch with Jesus Christ back then, as I am now. I simply needed to earn a profit and "free" wasn't in my vocabulary.
I am tempted by words on a page and the clarity, boldness and sweetness of the 'Ettes; Clearly.
At Forty-Five years of age, however, I am driven by sleep and selfish motivation.
I ain't a prize.
If I couldn't be tempted and driven to a diversion of motivation in my Twenties, the lessening of the chance has been cleft en twain by my Forties.
...so there's that.
I don't mean to be a jerk. I simply say what I mean and mean what I say.
Don't Call After Ten.
I cherish my sleep!!!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:43 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 01:43 AM (DW+jj)
Do they smell like cheese?
Please say they smell like cheese.
Posted by: Rex Ryan at June 08, 2016 01:43 AM (lheeg)
I like you - an awful lot. A whole lot, dammit.
Unless you know what kind of calls get made in the middle of the night, maybe slow your roll a bit.
Slap is among the best of the best here. I'll defend him 'til the day I get banned. He didn't deserve that.
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 01:44 AM (DoY1a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 08, 2016 01:45 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:43 AM (OQ9R7)
Then go to fucking bed!
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 01:46 AM (lheeg)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 01:46 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 01:42 AM (bMG0w)
Well, I will give her this: she chose life with this unexpected 3rd baby she is carrying.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 01:46 AM (bpTue)
c/o War News Updates
http://bit.ly/1RWOAEi
Almost 10,000 British military personnel have contracted a sexually transmitted disease (STD) since 2012 and up to 100 have caught HIV, according to figures released by the Ministry of Defence (MoD).
HOW could such a thing have happened?!?
Could it beeeee....
Posted by: mindful webworker - married and faithful forever amen at June 08, 2016 01:47 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 01:50 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 08, 2016 01:50 AM (ceWrl)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 01:46 AM (EzgxV)
Yep, who I thought it was.
I'm done. Nitey nite, don't let the fapping ghosts bite!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 01:50 AM (bpTue)
Posted by: publius
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Did this person happen to be an International Gran Prix Champion racing 250 class motorcycles? With the initials RR?
At dinner, saying "Randy, get your feet off the bread!" never got old - even to him.
BTW, you need your big toe to balance as you walk, but riding was more important than walking to him.
And, for Bebes, my sister's thumbs look like miniature toes! She was always so self conscious about it. I was the Jerk little brother that never let her live it down...
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 01:50 AM (DoY1a)
At least all the tags closed correctly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - dang it at June 08, 2016 01:51 AM (dDUXP)
Maybe someday I can figure out how to use it for some kind of social life. Until then, it is what it is. What I need is a different job, period.
Finish my beer then bed. 'Night all.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 01:52 AM (lbcdD)
Finish my beer then bed. 'Night all.
Posted by: Blano at June 08, 2016 01:52 AM (lbcdD)
What do you do?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 08, 2016 01:53 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 08, 2016 01:54 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2016 01:54 AM (lheeg)
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Well that's so nice of you to defend your friend and not me, Chi. He never said don't call me after 10 pm and did say that he is an insomniac and call me anytime. So I called him after 10 figuring he would be awake bc insomniac. Then I get his strongly worded email the next day like I ruined his life or something and was written by a lawyer. Offering forgiveness for me like I committed some kind of mortal sin or something for calling an insomniac after 10pm.
I did nothing wrong. Apologized profusely for unintentionly disturbing his precious sleep which he said he forgave me for. Here he is beating me over the head with this supposed transgression and bragging about how many other ettes he has had to get in line for disturbing his sleep.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 01:55 AM (6IPEM)
It's 1am on the computer.
But really, here, it's just Midnight. So says the clock on the mantle which doesn't know from Savings Time.
Proving that time is relative.
And if you knew some of my relatives...
http://instantrimshot.com/
Posted by: mindful webworker - find out what it is all a-bouuuut at June 08, 2016 01:57 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 01:57 AM (IdCqF)
Two pointed shovels, a landscaper's bar and a grub axe!
Posted by: garrett
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All you're missing is a bag of lime...
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 01:58 AM (DoY1a)
Don't worry. I have no contact info for you so you don't need to entertain stalker fantasies."
-Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 01:33 AM (6IPEM)
I couldn't email you because I did exactly what you said to do. I deleted all of my back-channel emails from you.
I have NO "fantasies" about anything and I'm so sorry that I might have left anything that may have led you to even go down that road.
I thought I had been very forgiving and cordial to you over these months. We've been very cordial to one-another and I'd like to keep it that way.
I didn't even bring-up your nic when I talked about people calling me after midnight. You are not the only one, you know.
...you "outed" yourself.
I really like you because of your relentlessness in abortion causes and your tenacity. Your insistence of the implementation of "The Pet Thread" is an essential cornerstone of a weekend.
I'm not going to tell you how you feel. That would be an egotistical and idiot move on my behalf.
I only hope that you feel better, soon.
I'll continue to pray for you because I have no other recourse.
You're NOT an idiot. You're a righteous warrior in God's name with a cause.
Bless you, darlin'. You are NOT "an 'Ette Mistake".
...you are so much more.
-Please Know This.
-Marc
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:59 AM (OQ9R7)
Fixing exhaust systems is right up my alley -- you're trying to get rid of stuff anyway, so WGAS if it leaks? The only problem is that it's UNDER the car. When I move to somewhere civilized, I'm gonna have a hoist so that I can move cars to where it's convenient to work on them. I watched a Youtube video of a guy replacing the rear-most stage, and noticed that -- despite his being a young guy -- there were parts where he was panting. Mind you, it seemed straightforward and well-documented, but he was winded getting himself into the right spot with the right tools.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:02 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 02:04 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 02:04 AM (bMG0w)
Perhaps you didn't know that I was on the East Coast.
I'd never brought it up before and I didn't mention you in my original post.
I never "outed" you, nor did I mean to cast aspersions upon you.
I should probably slink away, at this point. I've done enough damage.
I'm an idiot.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 02:04 AM (OQ9R7)
I don't remember who it was, just reading an article about replacing a thumb with the big toe. I don't have any idea about how rare this is, and how many like that are out there.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 02:05 AM (DW+jj)
Two pointed shovels, a landscaper's bar and a grub axe!
Posted by: garrett
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All you're missing is a bag of lime...
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 01:58 AM (DoY1a)
It's almost like the ATF shirt: "Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms: Once they were ingredients for a party, now it's a Federal Agency."
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:05 AM (EzgxV)
I don't remember who it was, just reading an article about replacing a thumb with the big toe. I don't have any idea about how rare this is, and how many like that are out there.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 02:05 AM (DW+jj)
It was once a plot point on NCIS.
A guy in my hometown had a work accident that had his fingers taken off. I believe they tried surgery to put his toes on for fingers but not sure if it ended up being successful.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 02:09 AM (bMG0w)
what a burn on those nitwits
Posted by: concrete girl at June 08, 2016 02:09 AM (ceWrl)
I'm an FS Reloading/Lee customer as well (a "red" reloading bench - with some dashes of green - from your neighborhood, as well). Sorry to hear about the health problems of the FS owner.
Think I got it from Titan - maybe FS - a few months ago ..... the new Auto-Drum powder measure from Lee. Wow. For ball/flake/"dust" (as I call Silhouette) powders, it's ridiculously consistent, and so easy to use. Just did some 9mm yesterday. Checked maybe 10-12 throws out of 50. To my eye, *exactly* the same on my RCBS 505 scale.
Speaking of which - and what in my experience has been an industry-wide experience - I bought the 505 used, along with most of my first (still current) set-up. It seemed balky. I emailed RCBS up in your neck of the woods - they said end it in.
A week later, a brand-new one shows up, no charge.
I have never, in all my consumer experiences, seen the sort of customer service and support I have found with reloading, and firearms in general. Lee is terrific, as you may know, with support and advice for their gear. Lee has also taken care of many things - from polishing up a 30 carbine die, to replacing decapping pins - for no charge, and with a smile.
Chatted online once with a tech at Brownell's - completely resolved my issue (which didn't even involve anything they sold me).
Have never seen a sector like reloading/firearms for customer support.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2016 02:10 AM (QDnY+)
I'm an idiot.
* waves at slinkweasel *
Join chemjeff, Seamus, and me over here at the "leaving the blog" table. We've got a pitcher of beer and a basket of peanuts to finish off. We're also all idiots. Or is that Morons?
Posted by: mindful webworker has had one too many, plainly at June 08, 2016 02:10 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 02:04 AM (bMG0w)
An excellent observation!!!! But I'd still want to work on my car MYSELF, without a version of Chi's anal bureaucrat second-guessing me -- which means a lift. It'd be nice to take my Honda up just so I could clean the brake dust off of all four rims at the same time.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:10 AM (EzgxV)
To be fair, they know their customers are armed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2016 02:13 AM (T/cxb)
I would respectfully suggest this as the greatest haka ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI6TRTBZUMM
Posted by: SGT York at June 08, 2016 02:13 AM (ITvKk)
cthulhu:
Your chariot requires the use of an exhaust gas analyzer for its smog inspection. If there is a leak in your exhaust, the analyzer will detect it (too much O2) and fail the inspection. The fix is to fix the leak.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 08, 2016 02:16 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2016 02:10 AM (QDnY+)
RAH: "An armed society is a polite society." Was recently at a gun show waiting my turn for attention while a transaction took place. The customer thanked the vendor, the vendor thanked the customer, and they shook hands with smiles. Afterward, the vendor mused about how this never happened anywhere outside -- and I brought up the Heinlein quote. Nicest, friendliest, most helpful folks you'd ever want to know.....totally puts the lie to the leftist propaganda.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:16 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 07, 2016 11:29 PM (0LHZx)
"It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes." I think Stalin said that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 02:16 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 08, 2016 02:16 AM (ceWrl)
Various garages and mechanics would do it, but they were mandated by the state in what they could charge, and it wasn't enough. So it ended up being wink and nod. You'd go pay a guy the $3 or whatever it is, and he'd put a new sticker on your vehicle, and the state got a cut of even that.
Now, if someone they didn't know came up, they'd go through the motions or say come back later (it could be an inspector, and you were required to do inspections if you signed up).
It was nothing but a racket. Not for the mechanics, really, but for the state. They were helping you. You had to have the sticker, and they'd give you one, for the fee.
They finally ditched, to everyone's relief, with a few "safety Nazis" complaining.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 02:17 AM (DW+jj)
Good night, Gracies.
_-&hearts-_
For wrath killeth the foolish man, and envy slayeth the silly one.
Posted by: mindful webworker - for real this time at June 08, 2016 02:17 AM (dDUXP)
-Posted by: mindful webworker has had one too many, plainly at June 08, 2016 02:10 AM (dDUXP)
I'm not leaving the blog, entirely. I'm simply a dunce.
Also, I don't believe I have the credits to sit at that table.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 02:17 AM (OQ9R7)
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I hope all the Indians and Browns and Cavs all lose forever.
jk
I don't hate you. I just don't like you anymore.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 02:17 AM (6IPEM)
cthulhu:
Your chariot requires the use of an exhaust gas analyzer for its smog inspection. If there is a leak in your exhaust, the analyzer will detect it (too much O2) and fail the inspection. The fix is to fix the leak.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 08, 2016 02:16 AM (FlRtG)
Yeah, I got that. And, like I said, bolting on pipe to go from the engine to outside is hardly rocket science. It's the "crawling around on the ground instead of hoisting the car 5 feet in the air" part that has me irritated.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:19 AM (EzgxV)
jk
Don't kid. That's going to happen anyways. Its why the GOP is doomed. They put the convention in Cleveland.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 02:20 AM (bMG0w)
jk
I don't hate you. I just don't like you anymore."
-Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 02:17 AM (6IPEM)
The first part was going to happen, anyways. This is Cleveland.
The second part saddens me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 02:20 AM (OQ9R7)
Goddammit, I Love you. Know that.
If someone publicly called you an unforgiving bitch, I would defend you - in much harsher terms - as well.
I consider you BOTH my friend. If you don't feel the same way, well...
I am sorry that you are upset, and that things worked out this way. I hope it's true that time heals all wounds.
But I have made my contact info public right fucking here on many occasions, and it has resulted in many things - great friendships, actual love, pain and even absolute misery. Basically, Life.
I know what after hour calls can be like.
I hope tomorrow morning will bring a different perspective. I hope you don't hate me too for voicing my stupid opinion. This place has been "home" for more than a decade to me, and I've watched it change slowly, then lately, so fast that I want to leave.
Maybe I should just take a break before I piss off one more Moron/ette that matters to me?
You have my email. Use it if you want to - I will freely give you my phone # to use 24/7 with no exceptions. I wish you nothing g but the best.
Good Night.
Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 02:21 AM (DoY1a)
Posted by: mindful webworker - oops at June 08, 2016 02:21 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: irright at June 07, 2016 11:44 PM (XfEYT)
Then they'll start shooting into your car because you're holding a sharp object and THEY'RE AFEARED FER THEIR LIVES!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 07, 2016 11:47 PM (0mRoj)
Might be better just to carry a rare-earth magnet in the car someplace handy, and swipe it over the magnetic stripe on the cards to erase them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 02:23 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 02:23 AM (OQ9R7)
486 What the fuck happened in CA? Polls showed a tied race, Hillary is winning by 20%. But yeah, polls are totes accurate and stuff.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 07, 2016 11:29 PM (0LHZx)
"It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes." I think Stalin said that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 02:16 AM (GSdpU)
Polls are getting to be: "we asked 1000 people if they'd vote for Clinton or Trump in the general election -- we got 10 Trump and 12 Clinton, 314 people walked past pretending not to see us, 611 people said, "FUCK OFF!!!!", 37 people tried to steal our equipment, 8 people assaulted one-or-more of our staff, 6 people just ran, and two people had a medical emergency and left in an ambulance."
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:25 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 02:26 AM (OQ9R7)
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What nice sentiments. You're great at that. How many emails have I sent you? How many have you bothered to reply to? Maybe 1 or 2 at most.
I actually have real friends here at the blog and IRL who care about me enough to drop everything to take a call or respond to an email or text message from me. You're not one of them. Neither is Slapweasel. So you two go be happy being alone together. I am fine and have people surrounding me that love me and pray fore constantly. I don't need pity or fake prayers.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 02:27 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 02:28 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2016 02:28 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:32 AM (EzgxV)
501 >>>>> Posted by: Chi at June 08, 2016 02:21 AM (DoY1a)
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What nice sentiments. You're great at that. How many emails have I sent you? How many have you bothered to reply to? Maybe 1 or 2 at most.
I actually have real friends here at the blog and IRL who care about me enough to drop everything to take a call or respond to an email or text message from me. You're not one of them. Neither is Slapweasel. So you two go be happy being alone together. I am fine and have people surrounding me that love me and pray fore constantly. I don't need pity or fake prayers.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 02:27 AM (6IPEM)
FWIW, he's crap on replying to my emails as well. I figured it was because "phone".
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:35 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2016 02:28 AM (HtUkt)
You're asking if folks on the ONT are drunk?!?!? Are you new here?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:36 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: goon at June 08, 2016 02:37 AM (WCaSy)
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I haven't caused him any pain other than disturbing his precious sleep one night bc he's a big fucking baby. I'm an insomniac too. If anyone calls me in the middle of the night, I take the call no matter what figuring it is probably an emergency. I don't tell the caller to fuck off immediately and send them a strongly worded email in the morning bc I'm not that much of an asshole.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 02:37 AM (6IPEM)
Seems like I've managed to fuck up another friendship, so I'll quit while I'm behind.
If anyone knows where chemjeff ends up, let me know.
Fare thee well, horde.
Posted by: Chi, née Shredded Chi at June 08, 2016 02:42 AM (DoY1a)
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I haven't caused him any pain other than disturbing his precious sleep one night bc he's a big fucking baby. I'm an insomniac too. If anyone calls me in the middle of the night, I take the call no matter what figuring it is probably an emergency. I don't tell the caller to fuck off immediately and send them a strongly worded email in the morning bc I'm not that much of an asshole.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 02:37 AM (6IPEM)
It seems that he's feeling the pain of repentance today. It's not me, I wasn't around, I don't know the particulars.....
What are the elements, again? Confession, Repentance, Contrition....?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:43 AM (EzgxV)
Today was one of those days so bad when I woke up that I only left my bed and trying to sleep throughout to visit the toilet. If I had been mentally well enough to go to the local polling place, I have no idea what I would have done other than slate vote a few Republicans on the local level. Everything above that just contributes to the general feeling of living in a nightmare.
I'm reminded of the passage from Theodore Dalrymple that propaganda in totalitarian regimes isn't intended to convince but rather to humiliate and make that much more difficult to resist. It seems we've reached that stage here, where you risk your livelihood by saying aloud you don't think a boy should be competing as a girl just because he wants to be one.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 02:46 AM (IdCqF)
I sincerely and absolutely apologize for not telling you that I live on the East Coast and I don't accept phone calls after ten P.M.
I was negligent.
You were not informed of my situation.
-Again. I did not "out" you. You made it clear to everyone that you were one of the 'Ettes that had called me.
-I said that I'd continue to "Fake-Pray" for you and your causes, because I fake-pray and stuff.
-I don't need anyone else to defend me because you and I know what happened. I was curt on the phone because you continued to 'one-ring' me until I woke-up.
-My Grandfather was dying, less than one mile away, at the time. I THOUGHT I WAS ANSWERING AN "EMT" CALL. I am NOT an EMT, but I am trained.
-My follow-up email said what I meant and I meant what I said. You were very apologetic and I accepted your apology, whole-heartedly.
I even asked God for you to continue upon your path, as you were weary and unsure of the results of your efforts.
I meant that.
You have smeared me, personally, on this blog and it is I who should be in an effort to forgive you, at this point.
I'll not comment any further because it doesn't do anyone any good.
-Good Night
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 02:48 AM (OQ9R7)
You know you're in a bad state of mind when you don't feel that winning such a sum would help much.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 02:48 AM (IdCqF)
"It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes." I think Stalin said that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 02:16 AM (GSdpU)
"I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours." I said that.
Posted by: Bob Dylan at June 08, 2016 02:48 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 02:49 AM (qUNWi)
Today was one of those days so bad when I woke up that I only left my bed and trying to sleep throughout to visit the toilet. If I had been mentally well enough to go to the local polling place, I have no idea what I would have done other than slate vote a few Republicans on the local level. Everything above that just contributes to the general feeling of living in a nightmare.
I'm reminded of the passage from Theodore Dalrymple that propaganda in totalitarian regimes isn't intended to convince but rather to humiliate and make that much more difficult to resist. It seems we've reached that stage here, where you risk your livelihood by saying aloud you don't think a boy should be competing as a girl just because he wants to be one.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 02:46 AM (IdCqF)
Leave.
Every fiber of my being cries out to do so, but I stay for the fiancee. Go. Save yourself.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:50 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 02:55 AM (qUNWi)
You know you're in a bad state of mind when you don't feel that winning such a sum would help much.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 02:48 AM (IdCqF)
Had I won, I could stay in California indefinitely. I didn't win -- I fear that leaving yesterday might have been too late.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:55 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 02:58 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Best Haka Ever at June 08, 2016 02:59 AM (gwG9s)
I don't try to make any long term plans. I'm increasingly convinced that a very a very ugly time is approaching sometime in the next decade or so. Somewhere in the world the financial patches will fail and it won't be contained to that country. This will lead to a lot of conflicts as a lot of desperate people find themselves in a broken world where their money is meaningless numbers and kindling. The people who've brought us to this point not only cannot stop it, they want it. What better time to cull the herd and remake the world as think it should be?
There was a time when I would have laughed at someone proposing such but at some point the choices of the elites stop looking like stupidity piled on top of stupidity and begin to seem more like a plan.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 03:01 AM (IdCqF)
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Do you actually remember the conversation around that at all? YOU offered for me to call you like there was no background to that at all. That is why I mentioned the past single conversation.
I didn't know about your own personal situation with your grandfather bc you never told me that was going on in any way. I am sincerely sorry for causing you distress by calling you late when that was going on. I am sorry that I added to your distress.
As for this part:
"You have smeared me, personally, on this blog and it is I who should be in an effort to forgive you, at this point. "
No. You're an unforgiving prick. You're not capable of it so I wont ask you to forgive whatever imagined sin I have committed against you. Get over yourself.
How have I smeared you personally exactly? Please tell me.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 03:03 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:02 AM (EzgxV)
Yeah, as you get older, the crawling on the ground, having dirt fall in your eyes thing gets old. I just made a deal this evening to buy a 9000 pound scissor lift for $600. Two long ramps you drive onto, and the lift raises the ramps to about 5.5 feet, giving one standing headroom under the middle of the vehicle. It lacks a hydraulic power pack, but those are easily obtained. I will probably set it up to use outside when the weather is fine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 03:10 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 08, 2016 02:05 AM (DW+jj)
I met a guy a few months ago here in Alberta who had it done. His hand was quite functional. He was smoking a cigarette with that hand, and could hold it between his toe-thumb and forefinger perfectly well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 03:14 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2016 03:15 AM (3wHFl)
I wrote:
"You woke me up and scared the shit out of me when I was getting some needed
sleep. What were you thinking? Don't call again."
-Marc
"P.S.: I forgive you and let this not weigh heavy on your soul. Might God continue to find you; and find you well. I wish you no ill-will, but a "line"
has been crossed and it shall go no further.
Please understand and respect my stance as I pray for you and your continued endeavors.
I will make no more mention of this anywhere, at any time. A lapse in reason is not even a sin and we ALL suffer from the Human Condition. I am not here to shame you. I was put on this earth to love my fellow man.
I pray that your troubles cease and you find peace..."
-Marc
P.S.II: "I ALWAYS have insomnia. That's what makes sleep such a blessing!"
That is the exact email I sent, Ma'am. I had to dig through shit to find that, but it is Word-for-Word what I sent.
If anyone finds that anything more than "forward", please let me know.
How you are "smearing me", personally? Please stop calling me a "prick". I didn't disparage you, yet you keep calling me "insincere" and someone who offers "false prayers".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 03:15 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 03:17 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:19 AM (EzgxV)
The "bolting on" part is easy, although a lot of places simply weld the joints now. It's the unbolting of rusted joints, in an effort to save one or both parts, that is a PITA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 03:19 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 03:20 AM (EzgxV)
You're such stand up guy. Keep hurting me.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 03:21 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 02:19 AM (EzgxV)
The "bolting on" part is easy, although a lot of places simply weld the joints now. It's the unbolting of rusted joints, in an effort to save one or both parts, that is a PITA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 03:19 AM (GSdpU)
Did some videos earlier today -- there's a lot of original factory studs/nuts that gets replaced by bolts/nuts the first time there's a problem. Which leaves the option of just cutting the bolt and replacing.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 03:23 AM (EzgxV)
See today's art thread.
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:51 PM (MQEz6)
I actually went and looked at that. Holy crap.
Chemjeff is Rainman on illegal immigration. It just went on and on and on...
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2016 03:23 AM (sdi6R)
She probably considers them "false prayers" because they are coming across as being more about you offering them rather than that they are being offered.
Posted by: Media at June 08, 2016 03:24 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 03:25 AM (bMG0w)
Honestly, it's worse than Payton Place in here tonight, with the he said she said crap.
We are all morons and ettes, and enough is enough. Think of something nice to say or just zip it.
The blog Mom has spoken.
Out.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 03:26 AM (+YMhA)
532 95 Posted by: cthulhu at June 07, 2016 11:49 PM (EzgxV)
See today's art thread.
Posted by: eman at June 07, 2016 11:51 PM (MQEz6)
I actually went and looked at that. Holy crap.
Chemjeff is Rainman on illegal immigration. It just went on and on and on...
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2016 03:23 AM (sdi6R)
Chemjeff's a good guy, and a Moron's Moron.....but he could not. stop. picking. that. scab. I hope he's back soon.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 03:27 AM (EzgxV)
For that single transgression, he is hellbent on humiliating me. I alologized profusely. That wasn't enough. So here he is again demanding another pound of flesh.
No. Won't do it.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 03:27 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 03:29 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 03:30 AM (6IPEM)
No. Won't do it.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 03:27 AM (6IPEM)
Pretty sure he is trying in his own poor way to be conciliatory. Don't see a whole lot of humiliation here.
Also pretty sure he is crappy at expressing himself all that well. Still don't see any pound of flesh being demanded.
If you want to go on being miserable in his direction, so be it, but don't we have better things to spend our time on here?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 03:31 AM (+YMhA)
Please tell me Bernie won Leftifornia
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2016 03:15 AM (3wHFl)
i personally consider it super weird that he didnt since i see so man many Bernie people, but from what i saw Hillary won by a large margin.
i didnt vote. im registered independent right now.
Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at June 08, 2016 03:33 AM (cfswg)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 03:34 AM (qUNWi)
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Well, tcn, since I have been suffering from terrible insomnia for 2+ years, No. I have nothing better to do than stay a awake and fight stupid blog fights:
That one was very personal so I am reacting very personally as well. I hope that makes sense.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 03:35 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2016 03:23 AM (sdi6R)
I hate an argument that goes, 'I know many nice illegals', just as I hate the argument, 'I know many nice muslims'. That's not the point of immigration laws! We are either a Nation of Laws or we are not. If we are not, then everyone should quit paying federal income taxes.
That last point brings me to sanctuary cities. I so wish some city would pass a law that they are now a sanctuary city, and all residents are exempt from Federal income taxes. No different than granting illegals a safe space in their city, right? Both violate Federal law. But I'd bet the government would view those two 'sanctuaries' in quite a different manner, with quite a different response.
Posted by: RickZ at June 08, 2016 03:35 AM (Q/mcH)
Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at June 08, 2016 03:35 AM (cfswg)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 03:23 AM (EzgxV)
Sounds so simple, but... I went through that on my '97 Suburban. Big-ass flange, midway down the car, two 2.5" pipes, 3 stainless-steel studs. Gasket was blown out. One stud had cracked off. The other two twisted off when I tried to undo the nuts. Studs had splined shanks, and were tightly pressed into the flange. Location of frame crossmembers precluded getting a drill in there to drill them out. And you cannot cut readily cut stainless steel with a cutting torch. You melt a little bit, and blow it away with a jet of oxygen. Rinse and repeat, a dozen times. Then use a hammer and a long, long punch to drive out the husk of the stud.
And then I found the replacement gasket I'd ordered was the wrong size. Eventually I discovered that although the truck is a '97, the exhaust system was the same as '98 models. Mid-year change.
And I had it on a hoist. Still a massive PITA.
And there is way too much drama in here tonight. Three people, all of whom I respect, having hissy fits with each other. Please! Drop it down a cog.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 03:35 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 03:34 AM (qUNWi)
And you, get off my lawn!
Don't make me pull this station wagon to the side of the road....
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 08, 2016 03:35 AM (+YMhA)
Email me there: petmorons at the gee male dot com
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 03:38 AM (6IPEM)
From this recent exchange, we don't know your name -- we know his is Marc. We don't know your problem -- we know his are insomnia, irritability, and his grandfather. We don't know your location -- his is Cleveland. We don't know your history -- we know he ran tanning salons.
How can he be humiliating you when he has disclosed nothing of substance about you while disclosing so much about himself? All that he has disclosed about you is that you had his phone number, you called after hours, and he spoke harshly to you -- for which, he has apologized.
Yes, you can call him a prick for having overreacted. Yes you can have grievances -- but I'm finding scant evidence to support "For that single transgression, he is hellbent on humiliating me. I alologized profusely. That wasn't enough. So here he is again demanding another pound of flesh."
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 03:42 AM (EzgxV)
Turns-out Time-Warner Cable was easier to dig into that I thought.
I'm done with you.
I'll forgive you at a later date, but certainly not tonight.
I can apologize no more. I can offer no more proof of what I said, meant and promised.
Go to Hell.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
P.S.: THE ORIGINAL POST WASN'T ABOUT YOU.
"#257 "Sigh. That's what I think too.
I'm in love with a gay guy.
* pats myself on the back *"
-Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (6IPEM)"
I
AM
NOT
GAY!
-Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (OQ9R7)
I was complimenting you. "Hitting-On" you, even.
"#299 See Elle? And aren't you both baseball fans?"
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 12:44 AM (RG1Ue)
bebe's boobs followed-up nicely.
"L, Elle... I'd tell you to call me, but you know what happens when I hand out my phone # to Ettes.
East Coast after ten P.M. is strictly forbidden."
-Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:11 AM (OQ9R7)
That was a "cold post". It didn't "call you out", even though you thought it did.
It could have meant that we've talked about late calls and we've agreed that they are lame.
You took it personally and told everyone that I gave you undue shit through the email.
(I posted it, through much perusal.)
You told everyone that my prayers were "false" and "insincere".
Knock it off, lady.
Yeah, I don't much like you anymore, either.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 03:46 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 03:47 AM (bMG0w)
Turns-out Time-Warner Cable was easier to dig into that I thought.
I'm done with you.
I'll forgive you at a later date, but certainly not tonight.
I can apologize no more. I can offer no more proof of what I said, meant and promised.
Go to Hell.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
P.S.: THE ORIGINAL POST WASN'T ABOUT YOU.
"#257 "Sigh. That's what I think too.
I'm in love with a gay guy.
* pats myself on the back *"
-Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:27 AM (6IPEM)"
I
AM
NOT
GAY!
-Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 12:35 AM (OQ9R7)
I was complimenting you. "Hitting-On" you, even.
"#299 See Elle? And aren't you both baseball fans?"
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2016 12:44 AM (RG1Ue)
bebe's boobs followed-up nicely.
"L, Elle... I'd tell you to call me, but you know what happens when I hand out my phone # to Ettes.
East Coast after ten P.M. is strictly forbidden."
-Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 01:11 AM (OQ9R7)
That was a "cold post". It didn't "call you out", even though you thought it did.
It could have meant that we've talked about late calls and we've agreed that they are lame.
You took it personally and told everyone that I gave you undue shit through the email.
(I posted it, through much perusal.)
You told everyone that my prayers were "false" and "insincere".
Knock it off, lady.
Yeah, I don't much like you anymore, either.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 03:46 AM (OQ9R7)
I'm going to put this out there.....this post didn't help. You were better off to have gone to sleep.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 03:48 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 03:49 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 03:49 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 03:49 AM (OQ9R7)
----
Ha ha ha. You fake fucking Jesus. I'll be waiting for your supposed forgiveness. As if it will ever come.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 03:52 AM (6IPEM)
...so be it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 03:53 AM (OQ9R7)
Now, how would it happen that a Peon in Alberta has an icepick made to be sold as a souvenir for a fair nearly 80 years ago? The answer is "overtaken by technology". They made a metric fuckton of those icepicks, because, back in the day, "everybody" used an actual icebox to keep their food cool, and an icepick was a standard tool for the kitchen drawer. But in 1939, electric refrigerators, which had been around for close to 2 decades, finally achieved almost complete market penetration, and darned near nobody needed icepicks anymore.
So case after case of the darned things showed up in surplus markets and flea markets for decades thereafter, which is where the friend who gave me mine got his.
And it's a nifty icepick, too. Steel shank, shiny steel ferrule, and a varnished square wooden handle with red and black text pressed into it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 03:54 AM (GSdpU)
/tone deaf
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 03:47 AM (bMG0w)
No -- a "at least he protected your information" callout from a guy who's been dealing with cybersecurity all fuckin' year. Had he asked me in advance, I would have weighed-in against sharing the information he did......but I couldn't help but notice that he protected her privacy while she was accusing him of "hellbent on humiliating me". "Humiliation" is a personal, private contact -- "hellbent" implies recklessness.....and yet no private information was disclosed.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 03:54 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2016 03:55 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 08, 2016 03:55 AM (wqVD1)
Watch me, praying for you. I'm actually sincerely doing it. am praying that you get over your insomnia and don't punish women who call you after 10'pm.
How's that feel?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 03:55 AM (6IPEM)
You don't get her name, her email, her location, nor her anything. That has nothing to do with the current back-and-forth.
EVER.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 03:58 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 03:58 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 08, 2016 03:55 AM (wqVD1)
You got something against icepicks? My friend still has a bunch, I think. Want me to get you one?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 03:58 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 03:59 AM (OQ9R7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2xBaX5awlc
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2016 04:00 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 04:01 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 04:03 AM (GSdpU)
Today was Escape From New York. I had forgotten how magnificent Adriane Barbeau's b00bs were.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 04:06 AM (qUNWi)
Don't worry, slap. You sleep well.
Goodnight all of you.
Sorry Maet and all of you for this untoward display.. Slap should apologize too but he doesn't seem capable of it
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 04:07 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 04:08 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 04:08 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 04:10 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 04:08 AM (qUNWi)
It only counts if he was in a bathtub.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 04:10 AM (EzgxV)
In Spanish.
WTF, guys? Am I really that insignificant of a market compared to those more comfortable looking at mileage info in Spanish? FML
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 04:11 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 04:08 AM (qUNWi)
Trotsky?
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 04:12 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 08, 2016 04:13 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 04:06 AM (qUNWi)
Two words: Swamp Thing
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 04:14 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 04:08 AM (qUNWi)
It only counts if he was in a bathtub.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 04:10 AM (EzgxV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb-yB4OxGBA
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 04:14 AM (EzgxV)
I see Frank Deford is desperately clinging to relevancy. Sorry Frank, that train left for you. Here's a few bottles of Thunderbird. Now go find an alley and go out like a post modern man. Curled up in a ball, weeping among strewn bottles of cheap wine.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 08, 2016 04:15 AM (B7LSu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 04:16 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 04:16 AM (IdCqF)
Bc I wronged you somehow again. You're fucking ridiculous. Like calling someone late at night is a sin somehow.
Please translate in Aramaic what the time zones are for Jesus people so I don't ever transgress against your religion and break commandments.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 04:17 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 04:17 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 04:18 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 04:16 AM (IdCqF)
And just how long it took to fast-forward a VHS tape. (Seeing as you had to stop and check every so often.)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 04:18 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 08, 2016 04:13 AM (wqVD1)
Sound advice.
And adroitly cutting-away to another subject.....after the jetlag, will the ONT start settling into 10:00 pm Eastern? Out here on the West Coast, I build my dinner plans around it -- and the lack of predictability directly leads to a lack of predictability of my dinner menu.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 04:18 AM (EzgxV)
He's been weird ever since. Or maybe he just always was.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 04:20 AM (qUNWi)
Don't ban me or him.
I'll be asleep in 30-45.
I promise I won't do this again.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 04:20 AM (6IPEM)
Well I hope some are having a good morning
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2016 04:20 AM (3wHFl)
-Posted by: Maetenloch at June 08, 2016 04:13 AM (wqVD1)
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*closes laptop*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 04:22 AM (OQ9R7)
Don't ban me or him.
I'll be asleep in 30-45.
I promise I won't do this again.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 04:20 AM (6IPEM)
Sweetheart, don't promise to be anything but yourself and to come back to us. We love you so dearly. Now go sleep.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 04:22 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 08, 2016 04:22 AM (B7LSu)
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at June 08, 2016 04:23 AM (ne2nH)
-Posted by: Maetenloch at June 08, 2016 04:13 AM (wqVD1)
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*closes laptop*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 04:22 AM (OQ9R7)
See you tomorrow on the ONT!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 04:23 AM (EzgxV)
He's been weird ever since. Or maybe he just always was.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 04:20 AM (qUNWi)
His daughter....cystic fibrosis, I think....best thing he ever wrote.
Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2016 04:24 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2016 04:25 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 04:16 AM (IdCqF)
Luxury. We only had paintings.
Posted by: Nude scene fans in the 19th century at June 08, 2016 04:25 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Nude scene fans in the 19th century at June 08, 2016 04:25 AM (sdi6R)
No "fan dancers"?
Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2016 04:27 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 04:28 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Nude scene fans in the 19th century at June 08, 2016 04:25 AM (sdi6R)
At least the painting didn't get all static and unwatchable because everyone kept pausing and rewinding Phoebe Cates getting out of the swimming pool.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2016 04:28 AM (bMG0w)
599 583 Ah yes, way back in the days when you would come across a movie and judge whether to stay with it by how long it was to the nude scene or some other aspect that was the only reason to ever watch it again. Kids today don't know how rough we had it.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 04:16 AM (IdCqF)
Luxury. We only had paintings.
Posted by: Nude scene fans in the 19th century at June 08, 2016 04:25 AM (sdi6R)
Don't forget sculpture!!!!
Posted by: sticky marble at June 08, 2016 04:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 08, 2016 04:15 AM (B7LSu)
This Rangers fan is pulling for the Pens. One more Pittsburgh win and I come in first place in a hockey playoff pool, to the tune of $1330. Should the Sharks pull off a miracle, due to my current points, I come in tied for 2nd (even without picking the Cup winner). Go Pens!
Posted by: RickZ at June 08, 2016 04:33 AM (Q/mcH)
Only after this expiation can one freely behave as an equal.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 04:41 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 08, 2016 04:15 AM (B7LSu)
This Rangers fan is pulling for the Pens. One more Pittsburgh win and I come in first place in a hockey playoff pool, to the tune of $1330. Should the Sharks pull off a miracle, due to my current points, I come in tied for 2nd (even without picking the Cup winner). Go Pens!
Posted by: RickZ at June 08, 2016 04:33 AM (Q/mcH)
The Sharks are the local team here. I've never seen them play, and likely will not in my lifetime. I'm thankful that their taxpayer subsidies are being born by San Jose and not my city -- we're already being gang-raped by the 49ers and the Earthquakes.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 08, 2016 04:45 AM (EzgxV)
Also sorry about your pops.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 04:45 AM (qUNWi)
Aside from nekkid women, one example is the saucer section crash landing in the first ST:TNG movie. Really the one great part of that movie in the waning days of models for such scenes. That was an example of something I'd stay on the same channel for if I knew it was coming up within a certain time frame, or I might switch back in time to catch it if nothing else held my interest.
I picked up a box set of three ST:TNG movies and never bothered to look at that scene. The only one I watched was the third because I hadn't bothered seeing it in the theater. It was pretty meh. Now I'm trying to sell off most of my DVDs because they take up more space than they're worth.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 08, 2016 04:48 AM (IdCqF)
and where is the student union, the regal beagle?
and who, pray tell, is the dorm r.a., mr. furley?
sheesh... "santa monica college" .
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 08, 2016 05:03 AM (WTSFk)
[btw, i was surprised to learn that the ancient indigenous natives of new zealand had actually only arrived there c.1300, only a few hundred years or so before the english.]
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 08, 2016 05:12 AM (WTSFk)
A woman has quit her job to breastfeed her 36 y/o bodybuilder boyfriend full time, saying it creates a magical bond between them.
http://goo.gl/PMlBAF
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2016 05:14 AM (iQIUe)
and where is the student union, the regal beagle?
and who, pray tell, is the dorm r.a., mr. furley?
sheesh... "santa monica college" .
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 08, 2016 05:03 AM (WTSFk)
It's a community college. It has had a reputation in the past for a high success rate of getting students transfered to higher end full colleges and universities.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2016 05:17 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. A free Hankie with every couch sold! at June 08, 2016 05:18 AM (WVsWD)
Since the 2001 Seattle Mariners, no team has been more dominant. The 1995 Cleveland Indians and the 1927 New York Yankees have been close on offense.
None were close on the Pitching end of the spectrum.
The 1995 Atlanta Braves had three Hall-of-Famers on the staff. I hate them. I hate ALL of them.
*cough*
The Cubs have All Sorts of "Hall-of-Fame" potentials up-and-down their lineup and throughout the Pitching Staff.
116 Wins?
...within reach.
I'm buying.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 05:28 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 05:29 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 08, 2016 05:30 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 08, 2016 05:31 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. A free Hankie with every couch sold! at June 08, 2016 05:36 AM (WVsWD)
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois. A free Hankie with every couch sold! at June 08, 2016 05:36 AM (WVsWD)
?Que?
Posted by: El Chupacabra Mejor at June 08, 2016 05:43 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. pssssstttt......buddy...wanna buy some black market alfalfa? at June 08, 2016 05:44 AM (WVsWD)
Forget it....it's Cleveland. After the Cavs lose, you'll still be stuck in 1964.
Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2016 05:47 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Cuban Kid at June 08, 2016 05:47 AM (OQ9R7)
^^This guy thinks I remember 1964^^
Thanks!!!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 05:49 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 05:50 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. pssssstttt......buddy...wanna buy some black market alfalfa? at June 08, 2016 05:51 AM (WVsWD)
Hey, you did have Jim Brown....maybe the best ever.
Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2016 05:52 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 05:55 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/1PGumVj
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 05:55 AM (mpXpK)
And the queen beatch is also the queen of foot dragging.
The State Department has told a federal court that processing a Republican National Committee demand for documents relating to Hillary Clinton and her aides would take as long as 75 years and would stretch generations.
This is the typical Scankles modis operandi. Delay, delay, delay and then claim it is an old issue. So why have these clowns not been told to either produce now or go to jail?
http://fxn.ws/1ZwLhtt
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 05:55 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/1RWNMQ0
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 05:55 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/1UDIRrE
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 05:56 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/216YWIp
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 05:56 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 05:56 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/1UyunX3
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 05:56 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/1ZwMZeD
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/1TUU98I
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)
http://dailysign.al/28jrt2N
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/1UyU0Ho
That's it for today folks. Still not a lot out there. Scankles and Trump are stifling all the news.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)
We seem to rest on that, BignJames.
Jim Brown is now the 14th best RB in NFL history, if I am correct. He only played for five years.
We are going to go down in flames against Golden State.
It is a slow-motion death, as a fan.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 05:58 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 05:59 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
-Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
A True Moron might not do that with coffee.
...that is why I always have beer in the garage fridge!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:05 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 08, 2016 06:05 AM (i2t8l)
t'anks for the news ... however depressing it may be, it is better than ignorance ...
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at June 08, 2016 06:07 AM (AoK0a)
Hillary voters are a cult of personality for those that worship the State.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2016 06:07 AM (u82oZ)
A True Moron might not do that with coffee.
...that is why I always have beer in the garage fridge!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:05 AM (OQ9R7)
I have beer but I want brown for that.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)
-Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)
Heroin? I didn't see you going there.
You disappointed me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:10 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:13 AM (OQ9R7)
-obviously
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:16 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 06:17 AM (mpXpK)
The little Caucasian beta-sissy with the powder-blue hair...the only word I can think of is throatpunch.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 08, 2016 06:17 AM (WlGX+)
Here is "Winter sun" by Windhand:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvGb1zL47Ms
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2016 06:17 AM (vBeA5)
This is going to be epic. Get the Jiffy-Pop ready.
"She turned the State Dept. into her own private hedge fund."
That line alone from last night's speech has me rubbing my hands together in gleeful anticipation.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 08, 2016 06:19 AM (WlGX+)
Your name on my roof depends upon it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:20 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:22 AM (OQ9R7)
DOOOOOM, LOL.
Reminds me a little of Electric Wizard.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 08, 2016 06:23 AM (WlGX+)
All signs are still pointing to yes.
It has to be. As much as I like the Trumphouse I want to see how Sundance, dances around it. The mental gymnastics would be awe inspiring.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. pssssstttt......buddy...wanna buy some black market alfalfa? at June 08, 2016 06:23 AM (WVsWD)
Name your poison.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 08, 2016 06:28 AM (WVsWD)
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois. pssssstttt......buddy...wanna buy some black market alfalfa? at June 08, 2016 06:23 AM (WVsWD)
I love Sundance. Just like most Humans, he is wrong at times.
Sundance takes things to their Logical End, most times.
In this case, he is wrong.
Reality must dawn upon you at some time. I'll wait...lol.
Love You, Brother!
*looks at watch*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:28 AM (OQ9R7)
-Name your poison.
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 08, 2016 06:28 AM (WVsWD)
I am micro-aggresed, here.
*cough*
You just asked me about being worried about a beer-supply?
Sir?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:32 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 06:34 AM (mpXpK)
It's a mystery right now. Not one that makes much difference but still a mystery.
I like mysteries. They can lead to all kinds of dead ends. However sometimes, not very often in my case, they can lead to a nugget of truth.
Sometimes also, a part of the mystery will make a mistake and reveal where a missing piece of the puzzle belongs.
Which leads to other questions.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 08, 2016 06:35 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:35 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 08, 2016 06:37 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 06:40 AM (4KFU8)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 08, 2016 06:41 AM (WVsWD)
...let it be known to all of you Pikers.
Truth be told?
I was part of the Cruz campaign in Ohio. Met him personally. He said "no" to Trump and I knew he meant it.
My "insider info" was worth a "sixer". ...lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:41 AM (OQ9R7)
Obfuscation will only make this rougher, due to my superior knowledge and... you know...
...stuff and things, but mainly stuff.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:45 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:49 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:50 AM (OQ9R7)
The only sure bet is on the gender neutrality of Paul Ryan & Lindsey Graham's butt baby.
Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 08, 2016 06:51 AM (10hEu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 06:52 AM (zp+j1)
Like, a horse that is roughly shod would tear up the ground, so running roughshod means tearing it up.
I have no idea of any of what I just typed is true, just the way I always assumed the phrase originated.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 08, 2016 06:52 AM (WlGX+)
headline? Hahahahaha, he has lied about all the unemployment numbers
from day 1.
.
.
.
.Yes obama lied to help hillary, I said that last week when the jobs report came out. The moment the Fed raises rates we will lapse into another recession.
It has all been artificially held up by zero interest rates for quite some time now. The DOW has been virtually stagnant since late 2013 and we are seeing zero growth in the GDP when you factor out Government spending. We are turning into Japan very quickly.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2016 06:53 AM (iONHu)
The only sure bet is on the gender neutrality of Paul Ryan & Lindsey Graham's butt baby.
Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 08, 2016 06:51 AM (10hEu)
Depends on his Meds I think. I never saw anything as crazy as yesterday. And when he does that he gives free rein to all the trolls and stealth democrats. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 06:54 AM (zp+j1)
If I were a bettin' man, I'd bet that Ace will be feeling the tingle today over Trump's promised speech on the Clinton Crime Family. "Probably" next Monday night, Trump said. And from the teasers in his speech last night, I know I'm stoked.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 08, 2016 06:55 AM (WlGX+)
You may be right... roughshod may be correct. I suspect it is absolutely correct.
+5
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 06:55 AM (OQ9R7)
At best, I am about 3 hours away from Chicago. I want to keep it that way.
I'll see what the hipster bar in Champaign has to offer.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 08, 2016 06:57 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 06:58 AM (4KFU8)
-Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
----------------------------------------------------
Classic. I like the way you are thinking Vic.
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 06:58 AM (XMhQP)
Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 07:01 AM (4KFU8)
Posted by: Chillin the most at June 08, 2016 07:01 AM (BI43k)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 07:01 AM (ptqRm)
"Hey, we will give your money back if you can prove it's really yours".
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 07:02 AM (XMhQP)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 07:03 AM (ptqRm)
when the mfm and liberals say so, I guess.
and the wimps in the gope panic, as usual.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 08, 2016 07:04 AM (Z4hTv)
week when the jobs report came out. The moment the Fed raises rates we
will lapse into another recession.
It has all been artificially
held up by zero interest rates for quite some time now. The DOW has been
virtually stagnant since late 2013 and we are seeing zero growth in the
GDP when you factor out Government spending. We are turning into Japan
very quickly.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2016 06:53 AM (iONHu)
Well we never have climbed out of the 2009 depression so it would be hard to go into "another recession".
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 07:05 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 07:05 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 07:05 AM (ptqRm)
I think she has limited her political statements to saying she will be supporting the Fat Ass Candidate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 07:06 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 07:07 AM (XMhQP)
But mostly scared shitless.
Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 07:08 AM (4KFU8)
But mostly scared shitless.
Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 07:08 AM (4KFU
yeah but that is why G-D made "most" men with 2 balls
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 07:08 AM (zp+j1)
That's mighty wise of her.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 07:09 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 07:11 AM (zp+j1)
There is a link in my nic to an article about how Ryan is giving sound bites to Hillary to defeat Trumps campaign.
And why not? What the fuck does Ryan care who wins in November? No matter Trump or Scankles, he'll still havea DC job, a hefty salary and all his Congressional goodies. And, if by some chance he's thrown out of his office, again, what does he care? He'll just parlay his insider contacts into a sweet lobbyist job or some make-work position on a board of directors somewhere.
Ryan is the poster boy for my modest political reform: every day, every officeholder in the country from DMV scrunt to Speaker of the House should be hauled out of their beds and put in front of a tribunal to explain why they should not immediately be strung up from the nearest lamppost.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 07:11 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 07:14 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 07:17 AM (XMhQP)
-Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 06:58 AM (4KFU
I know this. Thank you for that reminder.
I am still a volatile individual. I used to be an egotistical, jail-bound asshole. I rely on Our Lord, Jesus Christ via prayer more often than I used to, years ago.
I am certainly capable of "Trying to Shred" my adversary.
I'd rather enjoy the company of those, in which, I am surrounded.
My non-disclosure gives me away. I am merely an idiot amongst the learned.
That "edge" is merely a tool to hide my incompetence.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 07:18 AM (OQ9R7)
Its how I get my reps in, and out. Over and over.
Posted by: Paul Ryan's Butt at June 08, 2016 07:19 AM (10hEu)
S'okay. I like you anyway. You just take some getting used to.
Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 07:23 AM (4KFU8)
A United States sports team containing transgendered players is scheduled to compete in a women's event against a team from an Islamic country.
What happens?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 07:23 AM (ptqRm)
What we need is a good old-fashioned reign of terror for about a couple decades.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 08, 2016 07:24 AM (3Xxpy)
*actual ad at OceanOfLove.com*
Posted by: The Tyrrhenian Sea at June 08, 2016 07:24 AM (8rmdN)
After all, the media and the smart set tells us that we are all set to elect another "HISTORIC" first.
Posted by: Usedtocould at June 08, 2016 07:25 AM (VCqKl)
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 08, 2016 07:25 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Paul Ryan's Butt at June 08, 2016 07:19 AM (10hEu)
Oh, baby......if only you were 40 years younger......
Posted by: Hairy Reid at June 08, 2016 07:27 AM (8rmdN)
Yesterday at the water cooler meet up at work, I opined it would be
interesting if she goes gay, Latino, or Muslim. All three are protected
classes. I don't see how, in this environment, she chooses a white much
less a white male.
After all, the media and the smart set tells us that we are all set to elect another "HISTORIC" first.
.
.
.
.She is going to pick Warren to try and get the Bernie supporters to vote for her.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2016 07:29 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 07:30 AM (fxoKC)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2016 07:29 AM (iONHu)
An all vagina ticket?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 07:30 AM (zp+j1)
-Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 07:23 AM (4KFU
Yeah, I know. I'm an acquired taste, I guess.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 07:31 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 07:32 AM (0mRoj)
Calcio Storico, Historic Football, starts this Saturday in Florence, Italy. It's a bit more savage than American football. The referee carries a sword.
Posted by: x at June 08, 2016 07:32 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Princess Lieawatha of the Algonquin Kennedy Tribe at June 08, 2016 07:33 AM (8rmdN)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 07:32 AM (0mRoj)
I signed off early after Ace had that pyscotyic break
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 07:33 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 07:34 AM (XMhQP)
Women vote in elections the same way they handle prom night in high school.
Guys like Lindsey Graham and Mark Kirk don't have dates.
Guys like Ryan and Cotton have brought dates, but they're wondering where they are.
Guys like Trump are fucking the prom queen and her best friend under the bleachers.
Same thing will happen in November. Women will talk about how much fun it is to shop with the metrosexual, how sweet the nice guys are, but when it comes to who they're going to fuck, it's the bold, self confident bad boy.
Posted by: jwest at June 08, 2016 07:34 AM (Zs4uk)
-Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 07:32 AM (0mRoj)
Most of it wouldn't have happened if you were there to moderate it.
*lies*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 07:35 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 08, 2016 07:35 AM (Z4hTv)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2016 07:29 AM (iONHu)
Well, that would help with her with the Indigenous People of America vote.
Posted by: Usedtocould at June 08, 2016 07:35 AM (VCqKl)
Posted by: IanDeal at June 08, 2016 07:35 AM (teGBX)
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 07:34 AM (XMhQP)
The conflict between their conditioned outrage at the display of masculinity and their limbic brain reaction causing them to soak their panties will cause their heads to explode.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 07:35 AM (0mRoj)
Has any of y'all thought about who will be Hill's running mate? Yesterday at the water cooler meet up at work, I opined it would be interesting if she goes gay, Latino, or Muslim. All three are protected classes. I don't see how, in this environment, she chooses a white much less a white male.
After all, the media and the smart set tells us that we are all set to elect another "HISTORIC" first.
Posted by: Usedtocould at June 08, 2016 07:25 AM (VCqKl)Here in MA, the local "news" radio is WBZ. For a while now, the overnight talk host and the morning anchor kibbitz for about 15 minutes before regular news programming begins. Today, the two of them were nauseatingly giddy over Scankles and who her running mate might be. The host thought one of the long-overdue-for-tar-and-feathers Castro brothers, while the anchor was certain it would be that pinch-faced, alum-vagina'd scold Warren.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 07:36 AM (X6fMO)
I think his diet experimenting does butt stuff to his head.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 07:36 AM (qUNWi)
-Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 07:32 AM (0mRoj)
Most of it wouldn't have happened if you were there to moderate it.
*lies*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 07:35 AM (OQ9R7)
Mom, is that you?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 07:36 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 07:23 AM (ptqRm)
America wins!
Posted by: That Effin' Guy at June 08, 2016 07:37 AM (8rmdN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus at June 08, 2016 07:37 AM (rwI+c)
You know, if Ace is going to have a psychotic break over anything, it ought to be about the shitty blog software that fucks up my comments.
I can already feel my BP spiking and it's not even 8 yet. Time for some tea.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 07:38 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Usedtocould at June 08, 2016 07:35 AM (VCqKl)
Buy stock in the book publisher of "Pow Wow Chow" Liz had some of her family recipes published in it. It will be a best seller before long.
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 07:39 AM (fxoKC)
-Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 07:36 AM (0mRoj)
No. Eat your vegetables anyways.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 07:39 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2016 12:38 AM (6IPEM)
Been there, done that. That way lies madness.
Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 07:39 AM (4KFU8)
Calcio Storico, Historic Football, starts this Saturday in Florence, Italy. It's a bit more savage than American football. The referee carries a sword.
Rugby.
Australian Rules Football, aka, No Rules, Just Right.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 07:40 AM (0DVOr)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 07:41 AM (mpXpK)
-Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 07:39 AM (4KFU
Thusly summing-up the odd discussion between "Madness" and I.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 08, 2016 07:43 AM (OQ9R7)
http://bit.ly/1TUU98I
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)
That brought a smile to my face this morning. Upside of Cankles winning last night: all of the assholes in that video haz the sadz today.
Thanks Vic.
I'm happy I missed the ONT last night. I hate to see a 'ron and 'ette I both like very much fighting.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at June 08, 2016 08:03 AM (P8951)
Those Bulgarian Olympic weightlifters were ahead of their times.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 08, 2016 08:38 AM (Ndje9)
And I can feasibly get her to pay me "venture-capital investor" style money to pile different types of rocks in different formations to see if they "produce energy' like the pyramids surely did in ancient Egypt?
Damn, anyone got a phone number where I can pitch this "proposal" for "funding" before someone else gets there?
I'm sure for barely 20 million I can field test prototypes of every common igneous matter and basic geometric shapes to test for energy.
And if I don't find energy that way; maybe she'll shell out another couple million per test for more testing of other materials...
Posted by: gekkobear at June 08, 2016 02:14 PM (0p8Lv)
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